The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-04-19

Salem last week. Only n little piece
of his horn and n tuft of wool marks
the spot where Z" Darby" died.
Hon. W. b. Lasweli, Of Canyon
City, was married last week to Miss
Mcfarland, of the Dalles. We wish
them all conceivable happiness,
Ono Keenan, writes from Soda
Springs, Idaho, that hat is n nico
place because there are 25 ladies
there ! He is n keen I'm, indeed.
A Portlander was rejected by n
nice young girl and i'll revenge went
off and married II half breed woman.
He was bound to get even, you knowl
A lad Mt Jacksonville last week at
tempted to fire off II metallic cart
ridge by striking it with II stone.
They bandagedh his otherthree fingers.
T.. n. Cooke, lato Radical State
Treasurer, is erecting n residence in
Salem which is to cost 800, 900. Who
wouldn't be II Radical oflice-holder ?
Ye gods! o spare MS this infic-
ton! 1t is said that Victoria G..
Woodruff, the champion free ~lovist,
will lecture US Oregonians this sum
mer.
The editor of tho Corvallis GascHc
stood on his head with delight be-
cause there was 40 much local food
for his greedy pen in that town last
week.
The Jacksonville Times warmly en-
dorscs the nomination of Hon. John
Burnett. IT'S well. Our forces are
now united; let us go for the encmy's
scalp.
Since tho Democratic Convention
Mrs. Dunniway dosen't know what
party to go within point of fact.
as between the two she is considerably
split up.
\ couple of California girls April
Fooled an editor by feeding him on
paper pies. lie says girls arc II base
fraud aud ought to bc gcourecI out Of
the world.
Salem is y sweet place. Pulling
'~lassea candy was the public
mont there last Saturday. The
Statesman local says he's ''the lad as
loves the 'lesses."
4 man in jacksonville swallowed
his false teeth, some time since, and
has them i'll his stomach yet. We
have n doctor in Albany who can
fetch EN- up for him.
They play the pet OF the Petit.
coats' in the Portland theatre
when women sc! 10 running the po-
~litical machine they will play the
pet OF the P~an:aloous."
A widow woman in Lassen county,
Cal, blessez e lot Of her neishboys
who bought tho seed wheat and turn
cd out in i body aud sowoi 80 acres
IN grain fog her las. week.
San Franci co has u century plant
! whose blossoms nos grow n foot
higher every day. The darued thing
will soon be out OF sigh. mt that rate.
III be al augeEp!eaouily.
Oregon is to be afflicted with an
other l~ecturess. She is MI the way
from Wooden Nutmegdofn, and her
name it is May Olmstead Hanks. We
are net Hauks-ious to hear her.
In Dixie valley, Lassen county,
the cattle lived and thrived through
the past winter without hay. II wish
| was in Dixie" viii be the general
bovine aspiration i'll winter hereafter.
The reporter of the Salem States
ma, says he received the following
notice n few days age Mebbe
you don't better had loaf around
here ven you don't cot some pacsness.
Amt it?"
A California Court has granted 8
divorce to a husband on the ground
hat he was insane when he married.
That Judge ought to be sen through
the country on trucks, asa benefactor
of mankind.
Rev. G. N. Blake, who was n
chaplain in the Union army during
the war, is lecturing through Oregon
on national issues, in which he shows
conclusively why Grant should not
be reelected.
A Nevada girl returned q letter of
proposal of marriage to her sutton
with &C. o. D." marked on the en-
velop. When he asked her for an
explanation she said it meant for
him to "Call On Dad"
+. G. Hyde, of Grant county,
doesn't propose to have his hide hung
on the political fence by w. B. Las
we'll, and therefore declines the Radi-
cal nomination for Prosecuting At
torney of the Fifth District.
The bill granting the right of way
to the Portland, Dalles and Salt Lake
Railroad has passed Congress and be-
come q law. The people of Oregon