The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-11-08
DanburV News Items.


he following paragraphs are taken
| from various numbers of the Danburv
! Conn, Noes, a paper whose locals are
often qaOted and generally admired for
their quaiBt and geod~natured Wit and
! lively insight INTO human nature
Q, for a thousand heaters to dam this
| mud.
Numerous boys with worms are Of
fishing this week
Patridges in Beaver Brook are tame
enough to act from the hand-when pro-
perly cooked.
The Michigan newspapers are full Of
ltems-tbe price of shit guns ,haying
| been reduced to 81 ~L rt5l u =
The terrors of death were somewhat
I moolhed 1r-the past week By the pres
sence OF a bag-piPer- in town.
Tracts designed to meet the special re
quirements of people who are putting up
stoves would have n good run just now.
To theanxious inquiry How shall we
keep our boys in nights p We would
resp ctlnlly suggest total abstience
from unripe fruits. -....- --
The weather bureau at Washington
has been secured by the indefatigable
/ fillmore, and will contribute a thunder
storm to the jubilee. %
We are rattle proud of the sole mn APP
pearance of our Jerks. We don't be
lieve one of them would laugh If he saw
any body fall down and break his leg
Through the facility Of our divorce
laws aad the th9roughness of cholera
morbus, Dlnhury man is permitted to
cali SIX. men by the endearing term of
father" w.. ~--s-.0---. =.
They must have had the humps In a
vIrulent form up in Sherman. Every
| other person one meets on the street
looks as if be had been guessing at the
weight Of a mule.
Never Cypress the weak. When
paper of our own calibre appropriates
our items as its own we do not com plain,
but the--and-- be above
such business We are. orphans.
We didn't think there was anybody SO
insane as to practice on q holiday with
pistol loaded with lead, but as there is
such person in Danbnry, we hope he
may be caught, and respectfully buried
Fhe boz that goes in swimming at the
railroad bridge with nothing to conceal.
his n akedness but mole on his back is
respectfully requested to either give up
that habit or change that mole To the
front -i L3la. ~: ~ .rE 81 -f1e-
a South street boy can make one huns
bred and sixty-fFe faces without sit
ting down. The feeling Of bis broken
hearted father, when reaching for him
with strap, can better be imagined than
described
A choral association forming here
wants somebody to lead them. The peo>
pie who live next door to where they
reherse are equally anxious for somebody
to lead them and the further he leads
them the better these outraged people
will feel. - Erl a rf
How muchis that.pie plant2 said
dweller of quiet district to a vender of
the material Saturday evening "SixtY
cents" responded the dealer "How
much {? whispered the dweller, struggling
to catch his breath Sixty cents" re-
peated the accommodating merchant
Can it be possible there is a just heav-
en- above us2 murmured the. strRnger. !
"Y es, sir, said the vender, respectfully
The strnger withdrew. E. asa.
A Greenwich man has Invented same
thing that goes into u COW or horse and
brings cut any thing like an apple or POI
tato that may be misplaced. A good deal
Of enjoyment in an animals exiting is
marred by the apprehension of accidents
in swallowing The Greenwich mans
invention will be apt to give the animal
more confidence. " at.d1E /