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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

HUMAN NATuRE.-My idea is
that there is not man on earth
who is not frangible. 1t is said
that everyman has his price. Ev-
cry man, at any rate, has his place
of breaking. There is a degree of
temptation in the case of every
man, which if it were brought to
bear upon him, he could not with
stand.
Take a hemlock log; five hun
drcd pounds will not break it. but
a thousand will. Take pine log:
a thousand pounds will not break
it, but two thousand will. Take an
oak log; two thousand pounds will
not break it, but ten Thousand will
Take an elm log; ten thousand
pounds will not break it, but fifteen
or twenty thousand will. You can
put weight enough ON any log to
break it.
One man cannot be tempted by
lust, but he can be by pride. An
other man cannot be tempted by
pride, but he can be by avarice.
Another man cannot. be tempted
by averlce, but he can be through
his affections. Another man can.
not be tempted through his affec-
tons, but he can be|throagh his
benevolent sympatihss. Another
man cannot be tempted through his
benevolent sympathies, but he can
be through his intellectual appe-
tites. On one side or another. ev-
cry man can be overcome by temp
tation. There is no man who can.
stand up under all circumstances
without the grace of God.
Measured by any ideal standard,
how poor a thing man is This
world may do for a training ground,
a workshop, school; but it is a
poor world if you measure it by the
higher conception Of manhood. It
is an ark that is carrying US over
the flood. Our true life is not here.
We shall not reach that life until
we stand in Zion and before our.
God.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
aeA- The Police Jury, at its las

sea- The Police Jury, at its last
session, abandoned the idea of MAX
ing the Plank Road a Toll road
again. Hands from several places
have been designated to work on it
and four hundred dollars in Parish
script appropriated for lumber and
other materials. The road is now in
very bad order and unless we'll re-
paired before Fall it will be impas-
sable fpr transportation. The sum
given by the Jury for the much
needed work is entirely too small
and can't possibly half fix it up for
public use.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
Dr.. TUTr's HAIR DYE IMPARTs A NATU-
RAJ Color.

sW@ The Gem of the Toilet the world
says is SoZoDoNT. 1t renders the teeth
pearly white, gives to the breath a fra
grant odor, e1tingpishing the ill-humors
which usually flow from a bad and nee,
lected set of teeth. SoZoDoST is so con
venient, and produces sensation at
once 50 delightful that ii makes it a
pleasure to use IT, SIaltiihg Glue viii
mend vour WAYS.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

So Men are frequently like tea
the real strength and goodness is
not properly drawn out of them
till they have been for a short time
in hot water.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

An INTERNATIONAL POSTAL SER
vIcE.-lt is reported that congress
will be shortly invited by Prince Bis
marck to Berlin, to discuss the desira-
bility- of instituting system of inter-
national postal arrangements. Prince
Bismarck will lay before the delegates
the following resolutions: /. That all
the States of Europe, Russia and Asia,
Turkey in Asia, Canada, the United
States, and Algeria, shall form postal
union. 2. That throughout this union
there shall be a uniform postal rate for
letters of 4 cents per half ounce; and,
%. That newspapers, printed matter,
patterns, ETC., shall DE conveyed for 2
cents per two ounces. q. That to all
countries not included in the postal
union. double the above rates shall he
charged. 5. The uniform registration
fee for all parts of the world shall be
q cents.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

rB A Greeley and Brown pole was
raised in Pineville on Saturday last,
under the auspices of the Greeley club.
Messrs. M. Ryan and W. w. Whiting
ton, Jr., delivered eloquent and STIR
ring speeches and everybody had a
good time generally. Let the Ball
keep rolling.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
MULLEN, BURKE Co., GAL
October IS. 1869. {

DR.. VIM. II. Tut:
SlR-We have been engaged for some
time in selling your preparations, and it
affords us pleasure to say that in every
instance they have given perfect salts
faction. We can more particularly
speak your SARsAPARILLA AND QUEEN
DELIGHT, LIVER Pills and PAIN ALE
v1AToR, as being all they are represent
ed to be, having used them III our own
families with marked success; and
would advise every family to keep a
supply on hand, as they may be the
means Of saving many dollars in doctors
bills, and alternating much pain and suf-
fering. Very truly yours,
GRAY S DANIEL.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
District Judge.

We are authorized to announce
WIN. A. SEAY,
of Rapides, as candidate for the Of
fee of Judge of the Ninth Judicial Dis
trict, composed of the Parishes of Ra-
pides, Grant, Natclitoches, Sabine and
Vernon.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

~ Connecticut should be credited
with the LATEST fisherman. Fhe indi-
vidual in question is a Fifteenth
amendment" who ties his fish line to
his dog. aHd when lie gctsa bite, klcks
lis dor.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

tP Any one can drift. But it takes
prayer, religious principle, earnest
ness of purpose. constant watching to
resist the evil of this world to
struggle agaiDst the tide.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

u Mrs. Augusta Garfield, of Alex
andria, widow of Maj. Mercer Garfield,
delivered the first of her series of
lectures on the "Heroes ofthe Southern
Confederacy" at the Tiremen's Hall On
Thursday night. The subject was the
life and character of Gen. "Stonewall'
Jackson, and was well treated through
out, the language chastc and refined,
frequently rising into eloquencc, with
distinct and graceful delivery which
added very much to its interest. Mrs.
Garfield is an accomplished lady, with
a womanly modesty which commends
her to the favorable opinion of the
people, and We hope that she viii meet
with the favor merited by her character
and the object of her lectures. Her
concluding lecture will be given tonight
at the Firemen's Hall.-lNatchitociies
Times.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

gg A lady went into dry goods
store in Augusta, Me-, the other day,
to purchase necktie. She looked at
several varieties-black, white, scarlet
striped, &c.-got down at last to the
consideration of choosing between
plain black and white. Here her
mind was evenly balanced for some
time; but SHE finally decided to
choose black, as her brother was very
sick, not being expected to live, and
the black necktie "would do for
mourning"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
Parish Judge.

We are authorized to announce
II. L. DA1GRE, 2
of Rapides, as a candidate for the Of
fee of Parish Judge of the Parish of
Rapides.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

sag- The weather, the past week,
has been awfully hot, the Tharmom-
eter in the coolest place III Town,
reaching 81.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
asr We are Glad to note the ar.

saF We are glad to note the ar
rival in our midst of General B. B.
Simms. He is one Of the old regime
of the glorious past, and now in
the autumn Of his days looks and
feels that there is moro fight than
ever in him in behalf Of Louisiana.
we welcome him to Rapides.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

na- We have had partial rains ev-
cry day last week; this can but be
an injury to the cotton crop.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

% The river is falling steadily,
and soon, very soon, we shall hear
the cry Of low water.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

Ut The Town has fine, new bell;
a decided improvement on the old
one.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

re- Thanks to the Fleta,. Lotus
No. 8 and D. L. Tally for New Or
eans papers.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24
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STEALING A WoMAN's ARM TO
SECURE A DIAMOND RING.-As
already stated, among the victims
of the recent railroad smash up at
Metucheon, N. j., was a Danish
couple named Potassen, but two
months married, Mr.. Potassen be-
ing the son of a Danish nobleman.
They were on their bridal tour,
and were ell route to San Francis
co, where Potassen's brother is the
Danish Consul. When the terrible
crash came all was darkness and
confusion for a few moments; but
the gentleman soon recovered his
consciousness, ana his first thought
was his bride. An immediate
search VS. made for the lady, who
was at last found beneath a heap
of debris, senseless and covered
with blood. Upon raising her up
her husband was Mortified 20 find
that one of her arms had been COM
pletely torn off. The unfortunate
lady was removed to shelter. and
the husband began the sickening
task of seeking his wife's missing
arm. He proclaimed that upon one
ofthe fingers was the diamond we'd
ding ring, ajewel worth many huu-
dred dollars, and instantly a gener-
eral search was begun. Among the
providers about the wreck was a
train hand, who was observed to
secrete something under his coat
and walk away. He was soon
overhauled, and on pcreeiving that
he had been detected he threw
down his burden which proved to
be the lost arm. 1t was picked mp
by the nobleman, who removed the
ring and caused the arm to be pre-
served. The lady was brought to
st. Barnabas' Hospital in Newark
where she lies in a fair way to re,
coyery.- n. Y. Herald.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

ty7 Only be careful to serve God,
and never doubt of lis serving YOU
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

THE LEE MONUMENT The ri
mond Enquirer in q description Of
memorial monument to General I'd
E. Lee, the model for which has il
been completed by the sculptor Vail
tine, Of that city, says:
"The impression made upon
mind is Of pleasant surprise at beho
ing, as it were, the reclining wan]
not dead, but slecping--peacefd
dreaming, with smile upon his lin
anaeeo perfect ii RiIlaston that
. inssin,s he s,,
and breathe.
There is noting
awful prcserc Of death about the
the form, or dc position. The triug
of the artist il complete"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1872-07-24

n In spaaa Wisconsin, q new
tor. lust arried in town, called on
editor Of the fillage paper at midni
in q storm, to subscribe for his pap
and nav fycaollars for the insef
Of a business card. The poor ed
stood at the ,pen door in his shirt,
rain beatingagainat his legs, for
of accommodations in the house foT
new patron Hunting around to i
change, in DC excitement, be..staf4l
pcrspiratiop, took cold, and watiYY3
Tho next day he had to call a flytl
clan. Of sourse he patronized + ~
doctor wl.o had paid him somehsht n
He was silk three weeks, andfad
nav the Doctor forty eight dolls NJ
than he received from llitn. te SD
that he ncvcr will take mond frofia
doctor again
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28
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4 BUDDHIvT IN SIAN.

'stE .........,z--v;>u s'jis71t
'osfa' de'7sts 4 Rsf4ssi5 dss Ai.4ses1 +
lHi,t, 'tss.'s 'h.t thss. j. b., sy,aasA.rfal
gode n eiAp, that. Of xssup6oa, which II,
2bPisseSsd ~ ia,sai1S1i q 'ianio.dis i.Ssth
,iIid bJ'sSSihsstspof 1ao.ss.er, Id aafbi j..
snessed with eo!er>d crystals, aadpsp+t-
sentiDg vomsE sPnsyfBx from gigantic
ss>ks5 1hrse-betdsd slspssits . s1ans4
sseeedilis. desilRa4 ssfpents' lsih. nd
~ Shish + i. lodged, n,deE g. spleesdss II
i.euipt4qy5sa tAeak:voed. e anden ip.gs, RY4-
dsh; which neasures 6fty y.rds ffea ibs
shedldsr' 70 II. so1.s .of e. feet, The g.
srt' siss acoa III right eide, on L iildc d
tsrrasd orsan.stsd with sculptures winch
iot@u iatsAs Ills hssd.s shieh r,ses Aven-
rtyr1dlfe yas4l,aooys. ~ szeund, il airport
: ID by, ~ @risht .rn. . The, left arm g
stretched .lons Il. .hi9b, ths eye, p. .il-
~; dc lip. .ts fist enssaasl, sa ..,d On The
bssa4s s'srevn of red 1gold.d Tie trsvel.,s
were like Liliputiaus beside '0dllivsr,j o.
they stood il ~ fieh, subdaed, n.uy-
eelered light, beside this gigantic 6sars N
id,id masonry, entirely covered su, viith gold ;
isd 'xhsa 7they ehabsf upoaa 1t, venture.
zzsomsiin4hs solemn. 'estssoas soisaas Il. y
ssunbleds out efssishtd d 1hto his { nos.rils.
iiur seither ~ 50 t-l enc q The soa. fa
geF.aslls: I'VE stood cenfounded," says
n. do Besuyoir, sin the presence Of thi,
fitautic satfu structure, vfuse sfchiteet it "a nus,
have .tsksugtke' trss5ufs III clsssus sopay.
No worahiP has ever tsslioitsd such displ.y
|or @..ltb;;s .bi. soSldssna as j. & Il.
p,tuhrsst metal ana worth nijh.ilds' -
..eh plate ''er rsstd-ssnd ath.ree'' ! q, tke -:
Essds': II tvo feet squsrs. and weighs 46o
sApaees.s iEesusg s1! bra .Gsottte-
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

! q A Fto1sxcz zLzaszD.-The following le.
gend relates how . sscertsln Grsnd Duke Of
Florence. built bridge without expense 70
the stats:-Ths Grand Duke issued proc.
lsmatiea that every beggar who would .p-
pear in the grand plas. At . certain dssig-
mated time should be provided with . new
suit Of clothes frsssof eost. At the appoint
cd hour the bseears Of the city oil assem-
blei, when upoa the officers caused each
avenue Of the public square tdbe closed,
and then compelled the begsars to strip Of
their old clothes, clothes, ana gave to each one %.
cordins 70 promise, new suit. In tho old
clothes thus collected enough money was
found 60 onesaled 10 build . beautiful bridge
over the Arno, still called the Bsggar's
Bridge, I~szs,srst - g;;',,73 i.,gY 1E5s.sl y
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

assar sarrIlAss aea she tails pretty .teriss. for
Z. = st.e;;. ks :s::P';;s II! Ii Rs..''
WA q 4Shoxast ~! df1stAt stAtt = .1ilfsit d
elhys4l th,'id.ssa octeDtf d.
Ap,aise yisahtjsa nsa obsssvhtsa soui and
,hsirls .%ateh.A AsaarrriAs <esea-patdh. Re-.
:tptaiss a i'its9s la.,r' 70 - IL The infant
was q his post, the joeund fathss heppei.
Cd - create . little eenmotion among H.
dry stalks. There VAS . dash and re-
ppssflt, aala assastosishsd psisst;tors down
se1io psasls,s Of fence ds getting away.' t.
'his aasshbapauha ssllsd ~ - Lin in his
bsdsriddsl s.alaSi.isa, he textela .s4 the yisl-
!.:s. s y. 's' s's 'ad his h'' .'''.',sy '.'A
..t.t,.. . T.; |
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

Il tTHsQussR ECoRK.-Pour water into .
,tanbler until il Gan bold ne more, theu
lay' ssman cork anywhere apoe the 8 ur-
tf..sse, i will aest 70 The middle and re-
main there. Nos. II you put this sams
cork into . tuublsr half full Of water the
cork will doas TO- the edge and cling to the
glass; Move it tovsrds the center - Of
ten u you may, it will drift back 70 tue
side again. Try, the experiment. young
ftisaaa, sad pat u ysas taiakias ea9s. !"
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28
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1AOW. ;bsfsadeuov
.auoi,a1siisreo sssds-yd .aao1axanT
'nsns sd,41 sass saf1assls Asis. Aauls.mcos1
e>q1d&h.s'1avaEaa Wi Ill Il, u ia tSks&aesi'
~ 70 BSta U tAs ~ 320fl7 SsssHi ~ u xAsn
ssidfyi6Rd:. G8GS 1So7i3 We a1kH baA gid.
,1y.S1ligN&9 fSssi2tfy3 tkHe e2ai bob
''o4ssa so 1.'ss s'l cssssS las .Issa yn al
su4k.tsxt taifAaAi ~ ssssSk Skstiay
/ h,S,t, ltins iiss49S tsssttRnss
bod 1sis3lSas ~ shsS4tsai ts1fnF saN1aD.
|: 10 AZ IL asykfA AIdAki dGahAA 1871
.d'tMtk aE*.sisae Y. .ibnuiie1isw
-TEAiD & u
Dinly ont Of ths bsasAds3tae1q cd, "a
.esa Hhssea aaadeh6sk01essbrsAthAIty;
The trses, al lpssfr9l aad st!ll - white,
"a .9 i;l 1. a e ''iss
/! pse1VasS pse1VaS3aztss S13Saz u l1J2Sal11Ss l1J2Sa IT, ... hurled
'TzaIhS fddyasns irif1 u u kasts s.lex;
|*'q kSd Mn 1 g. b1t.iaa1t X ti1kt2ai gSShtt
~ Inf aufS. &Yivnnsd asdtk tk2tdalsV4N sa'
'as7q sa' NV - safs:!aasaa fs':': II bSx .aois
b 1ostss4;ltkS aaaSSttjl jlk.tsta2aaae ITO fo
7 10 etiiYtS ~ q tps;sisg sast. aiRss bsa49oeq
olNithessA Hsksisii! !st.yatir ~ ;nsbise74
I .lA41, nv iii, b,etssssf taeirphE ,nioq
,.'~nbls4sG5 akits t&d, iathy SAdk2 &it1:' !:
Es74 lHa snt7'ssAasIi SIsduq 10 ysb g
otsaas ny Ahsssss;; ii6d ,aosia Siadz:Srsa
|sr7s ion ~ vail iDS apnsDssSt 1sAs-ossss
Pe rtIAs;eoefAy ssssiAs;! s;!haaaalllssshsvet eli
eaivskaI IND 4, <iu6i0naa aa.n,snaS.ovn<kAS.jt Il,
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

SHALL TsxPrAr1QGp.-You bring green
log and; ., candle, together, aad they ore
very, safe neighbour but alaig bring fey =! sh'.
wings and set them alight, and then bring
. fsw small s:iek< snd let them tsk, IRE.
and The log 10 ii the midst Of them and
you will soon get rid Of your log. AID 70
it is4wi,h little :. sins. and aoiSatAa brings
1ou = l,sl. temptation. and, q, leaves y. yeu 70
indulge ysurssll. ..'There i NO great hsrm
in ihis." mo xreat peril in that ;" and 80
W. yh.ss little chips, xesar,s srzt easily
lish'.d up s -na '.'.t y l..' 'hs green ' leg i:
baraed. +. t.,Aa., e. -. ..L....r :.
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

~ The following is the way they cali GU.
'ths & gure Of . .'reel'' in georgia s'Dsncs
to the sal with the !ysllew shawl; nov
down eutsides and up the middle; turn 70
your partner, Isaac Smack. anl now "a
tAst entire stranger; saohes, to the right
and left; 70 Do tan, d. du de !; now to Peter
sehwitchsll's daughter turn Il. your. par #.
ner, every one; set 70 the girl yi'h the dar.
iog frill balance one and spin sbeut 70
the girl with the hole in the heel Of hsz
stock ing. - *s.''' '7zSS>> y - . :
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

:--,dr. B,.,lsTi spp.ia.,a tls sa.a.y
at,er lie ir;sstosaaf Us siietiel ,sr III Sslasa sf
shildr,n. Dpe aosies "a I'D 80 stvsa tf'.
the pulpit. aad snssg s1s .n ~ q htsls
ones SIlr pIlrr,s.snted vas : br,shs, essly-Aesds4
boy, aud Mr.. Besehsf preessdsa VIII the
service: .This sesiidp sHersAs torsslsy, I
bap-.' 1t wss too undl fseeshs ssa"
erssa.io., snd ahs.asaoasss0sat yas greet
"a via universal fisaslsr; vAssA' 'A,sv,sa
|.hs res. Of ,Ass sssss.si, sAits >,ids the
l.us shtsr, The s,ly ,hiag Asasl ves ~ a.
elAaalisa Of = ~lAdy, vAsss synfatAiss
vsrs apparsslJ assi11eea4ae,l sssyhss
'.xAa. !. sA.... seA eAses - 49, = e.,l', l'.,e's
IeAeNs '.h;t -,ars,:S n; j.
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

=4-Qssbes 10 to-day the nest quaint
looking city On the ksrth American soa-
tinsut, With ita ancient cathedrals, ssA-
vents. nonasteriss, and Esrkse places; {;
it, little old, fashioned and dtlapidatsG
dvelines. lev one aad tvo.a1sly hsasss,
rl.s..red and painted IN both vAHs aaA
dingy oolor., with bright, green sAstssrs
,sIad hixh, sSd steep red tile o. bright a.-
painted TN roofs, with queer itts5s der.
mer Window psepiSs cut q tAsa, AL
,all chiuasys topping high over The gable
ends. The business ,thorSuIhlsss1 Asvs
ssns selid stone buildisss iheati.s satAs.,
.bus f,v sf;vkieAs ~ of nedsea .dssigo.
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1872-11-28

y aThoobibt ts9.ase Aeadalnsa3 s4dE.,
sss; qdtsayjz4sss hvdv,psassss 'ss.aa;
AspsA teapS~el ~elipsas Ihssssete
b~ails osssss11lhbok;; f,jjraDsDI;tes3qpt ii
|ss Ssslsa tliba1sis vEss bsst. sftshs,
E1ss slk zbsllse tusj71sbsa sf'sk1 ],
ssdkiss ssa.iia osasyaHlhsti isau.Ap "a.
Voices snessssssaFa s.hse;d d ehssi4s,
beck It .sls :gi.l 4 whom h 4 o.hey If -ssanhs
|isg alese e ths shhsrs .anda-7:!nse da7:!nse lssgsn
81. hes.yy e.y j 4easll 'al :heyy h.d ID loved it. {.
!l!s.i! thsis sbss Ahss 4ssstslhs tai .hope
,thsy eVed the j Hersts nisferssuuass su 4 ,,Ias
b BED sgys syst sfsll'e ls sd.s tasis !illeGs-.i'h
80 so's: IL ts eqrrss, eqrrss, MOD af, sasi, 2uDs,e, -.
sREst VIE, Il thsl l hed Al Al left, her o ,hs
.eshks . tie sdesa ii fFqqn. llssss ef s1ystles.it.l
q sxali.siee, l!ls md eply .segsds e.sshsad
"a ssas, girl, vespise bi.4.lsssslys 4ls behind esa
she ,'pssa Az h.d fssy aaes eysf he.
e 'hs yassa1e ygsa sah ssie! shH
& snSa kI9. baf SSsse aPSn g sSn hsr Psspl''
niSa snsIssssd asa msf ss''su ' sss.!d .ysN :,
ps'ss l hsI 81 II 6 =. x9isss b.d ~ ss''s =
''thS neSseSs lime. An lad ,eo9e cut
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FE9 Slt} ED fH7&i s@3 Gs..s 5tiI $tsfE ESE <
"A sarcastic lady~ssys the only thieg
sVhiah keeps Lentis her bfstsiK umbrella.
|iio-A New York saloon kesper advestises
fes -, boy to, open oysters abese hfteea
'ye'!s .eld Z ,aa4.ra,,a ess,9 go.
81 ar<--70ns ;of he newest novels speaks Of i.s
heroine - retarains e, her humble HON.
"~hen evening approached clothed in The
h'e.Eeailen1seats '.Ea 1.s Of woe,''''tj 5euo : Art
;n.-Hrs,, Rsrtington, resid,ng Of The strike
Of TIT wire drawers, remarked, "Ah, me
what new tangled things WON'T they wear
next p 81 - = 49, ',,'
"A barber has on his signsoard mas
face With . eouplet from Goldsmith written
under the chin: - III ..i1
.'Msn vents but little here below,
Nor wants that little leng.", =
The Chicago Tines put the solemn CO.
nundrum "How can We escape FIRE -
The Gospel offers you every encourage:
meot, but perhaps your ''best hold'' is 70
got out Of Chicago.-K: p. Adsersi.er.
The following is the most startling
compontor's '.line to ill oqt column" We
have seen for > month i: Does not > young
mothers heart leap 4th with joy when she,
beholds her darling babes let 9th :" =
Two undertakers meeting the other day,
one Of them remarked on the vast increase
of mortality, ..Wen,"- replied the other,
/, "yop're 'uekIes ehan L. for / have not bur-
led living soul for more IMAM three weeks {"
"A negro, who wss suspected Of sur
reptitiously msddling with his ne,shbor's
fruit, being caught in . garden BY moon
light. non-plusss4 bis deteetorss soy raising
his eyes, clssping his hands, and piously
exefsiming: "Gooa Lord! this yers darkey
csn'c4o aewheres@,o pray, any more, with.
out being '.tnrb.d l's
la one Of the suburban eehools =
school inspector gave out the word ''psait-
isr''i to- class for spelling. It vas : poser 70
al till it, reached the foot Of the class.
when = curley headed little fellow spelled
it correctly, but, bring asked - define it.
he shouted out, ''Mors salt" u
-"Come in, there's fre in the parlor,'
: were the whispered words We heard while
passing house on one Of our priue'pal
streets last evening. Ills such little eeur.
tessies - this that increase .h. coal dealers
profits, and tend to make the baker sweat
over six-story wedding cakes before the
winter is over. ~4'''.' 80 60 '-"
a Bridgeport man spent three-quarter"
of an hour the other evening in trying to
pick Gup&a piece Of noodshins from lie
door step, which shs fondly fancisd TO be :
Newspaper. si,s afflicted wife finally came
out, brought him 70 consciousness b. The
aid Of : loose fence picket, and steadisd
his lettering steps into tho house.