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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-03-29
Ayers Cherry1
For Diseases of the u
such as Coughs, g
Cough, Bronze
and Consul

such as Coughs, G v &
Cough, Bronc
and Consu1s ~ 49,
Probably never before In U
medicine, has anything won so w 49,
tlpon the confidence of mankind,<
remedy for pulmonary complaints.
series OF wears, and among most ot~~x .t, ise lfs
men it has riser, higher and higher in theiags
ton, rs il has become better known. Its I'M
character and power to cure the various Affections
OF the lungs and throat have made it known ~ q re-
liable protector against them. While adalled TO
miLter forms of disease and TO young chllden il IS
q, tie same time thcsmost efectual remedy hat can
b. given for ncirent consumption, ant the dan
gcIuua affections OF the throa& and lpgs. As pro-
Nsipl against sudden attacks OF Group, il should
BE- Gft ON hand in every family, and indeed as All
~ sometimes subject to colds and coughs 81!
, .ouht he provided with this antidote for them
N'houGh settled Consumption is thought III.
ru n!- still great numbers Of cases where the dis
and the patient restored to sound health by II, .
Cherry pcct0raf. So complete il its mastc:>
over the disorders Of the Lungs and Throat ia 4,
the most obstinate of them yield to it. When MOTT
ing else could reach them under the Cheri'i i",..
tOraf they Sub3ide and disappear.
singers and Public Speakers find great pr,,.
tegtOn from it,
-Isthma is always relieved and often who'll,
cured by it,
ErOnrhifiS is generally cured by taking the
IH"Iry Pertorat in small and frequent doses
20 generally are its virtues known that We ncel
ROT publish the certificates of them here or do mo. -
tam assure the public that its qualities are lu!, !,
maintained.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-03-29

- Z ~ ~ SskEy
J. WALKER, Proprietor L. II M'boNAInS Co., Druggist.
Gen. Agents, San Francisco Cal ,n "a CaHmeiCs ST. NY
MILLIONS Hsenr Testimony to their
Wonderful Curative Effects.
Vinegar Bitters not n vile Fancy
Drink, Made of Poor Rum, WhisIscy,
Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doc.
tored, spiced md sweetencd to please the taste.
called Tonies,' Appetizcrs." RESTORES, &c,
that lead the tppler on to drunkenness and ruin,
but are q true Medicine, made from the Native
Roots and Herbs of California, free from all
Alcoholic Siimniunts. They are the
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A
LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE, perfect
Renovator and lnvgorator Of the System carry
ing off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood
10 healthy condition. No person can take these
Bitters according TO directions and remain long
unwel provided their bones are not destroyed
by mineral poison other means, aud the vital
organs wasted beyond the point of repair.
They nre n Gentle Purgntive rs well
ms n Tonic, possessing, also the peculiar merit
of acting as powerful agent in relieving Conges-
tion or Inflammation OF the Liver, and of all the
yisceral Organs.
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether
in young or old, married single, ut the dawn Of
wonanhood or at the turn Of life, these Tonic Bit.
tiers have equal.
For InnnmmatOry ana Chronic Rheu.
natism and Gout, Dyspepsia or In
digestion, Bilious, Remittent and
Intermittent Fcvcrs, Diseases of the
Blood, Liver, Kidneys nnd Bladder,
these Bittcrs have been most successful such
Diseases are caused by Initiated Blood,
which is generally produced By deransemen o.
the Digestive Organs.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION,
Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight.
ness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Fluctuations of
the Stomach, Bad Taste IN the Mouth, Bilious
Attacks, Palpitation the Heart, Inflammation OF
the Lungs, Paa in the regions of the Kidneys, and
a hundred other painful symptoms are the off
springs of Dyspepsia
They inyigorate the Stomach and stimulate the
torpid Liver and Bowels, which render them Of
unequalled efficacy in cleansing the blood of nil I'M
purities and impartng new life and vigor TO tho
whole system
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions, letter.
Salt RheuIn Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules,
Boils, Curbuncles, Ring-Worms, sca,d Head, Sore
Eyes, Erysipelas Itch, scurfs, Dscoloratons of the
Skin, Humo2s and Diseases of the Skin, OF what
red ont Of the system In short time by the use Of
these Bitters. One bottle In such cases will con-
vince the most incredulous OF their curative effect.
Cleanse the Initiated Blood whenever you find its
impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples,
Eruptions or Sores; cleanse it when you find it
obstrueted and sluggish in the veins; cleanse 1t
when It is foul and your feelings will tell you when.
Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system
will follow.
PIN, TAPE, and other WORMS, urkins
in the system of many thousands, effectually
destroyed and removed.
soLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
ea s R. H. McD9NAdD&
Cal. and 81 and 81 Commerce Street. New York.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
THE COLORS OF ANDERSON
WILLIE.
q Graduate,

Andersonville is fifty decorated by
a Greeley flag. The only Union
standard ever voluntarily raised by
the people of Americas is one that
bears the names Of the Cincinnati
nominees. Americus and Anderson
vile are two names for the same To-
cality. When, during the rebellion,
bushwackers and spies desired to &C
complish their purposes more adroit-
ly, they assumed the Federal uni
form, and often carried the Union
flag. Several massacres were the
consequences Of such treachery.
With similar instincts the Anderson
vile people recognize their friends,
and, by throwing the Greeley ban
ner to the breeze, hope to regain with
in our ranks what '-the lost cause"
failed in achieving.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11

A Washington correspondent of the Rock
County Recorder tells the following story of
President Grant Ert-.
Like all reticent persons Gen. Grant pos
sesses a certain under~current of iocular re.
partee of which the following is a happv
specimen brick. He was waited upon recent.
y by delegation from certain orphan asy-
lum, headed by well known reverend gen
tleman, the object being to induce the Presi-
dent to appoint bright young scholar to
position about becoming vacant. The Prest-
dent replied he had heard good deal abont
the excellent institution where the vouno
man had been reared and educated and wonld
like to give him the Office applied fer. but he
was afraid that he must decline. "Because
gentlemen" said Gen. Grant. s.as soon 90
present his name the people will be led to
believe that the young man is one OF nv rel
atives. He will be represented as beino ono
OF my orphan sons, and then the report will
go on until it will be stoutly maintained. and
perhaps be proven by quotations from Ara.
bic and other oriental history that all the
children in the institution are orphan chill
dren of mine. However, gentlemen. I will
take the subject under consideration, but I
want it distinctly understood in advance.
that neither I nor Mrs. Grant ever had anv
orphan children and have no desire in that
direction, although on this as on all subjects
| wish to announce that have no policy OF
my own opposed to the will of the people.
If the press and the Statesmen cfthe country
think it necessary for me to have orphan
children, I submit to the judgment of tn ose
VINO know OF course more of my family af-
fairs than do myself" After much laugh
ter the delegation withdrew.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
COST OF THE STRIKE.

1t is understood that the New
York strike, in the arrest of produc-
ton and the loss of wages to the
workmen, ETC., has already cost the
nation ten millions of dollars. IF
these strikes extend throughout the
country, it is estimated that the ma
tional loss will be $250,OOO,OOO, or
larger than that incurred by the Chi
cage fire. The severest loss the, ma
ton suffers is in the arrest of produc-
ton. When that production stops,
wealth ceases to be created. Eyeaa-
ing Wisconsin.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
DID PAUL HAVE A WIFE g?

It was an early question whether
the Apostle Paul was married.
In the epistle to the Corinthians
in which he speaks of himself
as unincumbered with domestic cares
does not preclude the notion that he
might have been a widower-does
not even prove more than that he
went on his missionary journeys
alone. On the other hand he speaks
of his assent to the death of Stephen,
and of his commission from the San
Neutrality-suspicious. and powers that
could not we'll have been exercised
by man who was not member Of
that council. But we are expressly
told that this great assembly of the
Jews included only fathers, to secure
a merciful Interpretation of the law.
An early explanation, too, of the
''true yokefellow'' at the church in
Philppi, whom he bids, labor to re-
concile or assist Enodia and Synti-
che, recognizes the wife ofthe apos-
tie in the phrase. The epistle was,
it may be said almost certainly, writ
ten from Rome, and during the time
Of that Imprisonment in which the
perils Of the apostles situation were
aggravated by sorrow, and Ultimate
ly by the desertion of many among
his frlends.-"Raasl of Zarsu8,"- by
q Graduate.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
RAILROAD NEWS

Minnesota has nine new railways
in course of construction.
The Cleveland, Columbus, Cincin-
natl and indianapolis railway owns
and controls 1,101 miles of road.
An engineering party, under
charge Of Capt. Fitch, is engaged in
surveying line from Danville, Ill,
north to Gilman, there to connect
with the Illinois Central for Chica-
Igo.e n4a
The projected Portsmouth and
Dover railroad, in New Hampshire,
has been leased to the Eastern rail
road for term Of fifty years, and the
work OF construction will begin i'm
mediately.
The Chicago, Rock Island and
Pacific road has a locomotive for ev-
.ery three miles, and nearly seven
cars for each mile. It has twenty
two miles of cars and a mile and a
half of engines.
Hon. Thomas Allen, of st. Louis,
Thomas Scott, and other railroaders,
have under consideration a plan to
have all the southern railroads of a
uniform gauge, so as to facilitate
through traffic.
The Inter-Colonial railroad, which
lis to extend from Truro, Nova SEQ
tia, to Riviere do Loup, 118 miles
east Of Quebec, will be 500 miles
long, and may be completed early
next year. Fifteen months expen-
ditures on this road amounted to SIS, :
IO75,511.
A Bostonian offers $40, 900 reward
to an inventor who, before January
1, 1875, will practically and sue
cessfully introduce substitute for
the locomotive whistle to warn the
approach of trains. Those interest
ed can inquire at the Boston Daily
Adverttser.
The following changes have taken
place in the Ohio and Mississippi
railway company: Mr.. W. D. Hale,
general passenger and ticket agent,
having resigned, Mr.. f. Van Dusen
is appointed general passenger agent,
and MI. R. I. Brydon, general tick
ct agent, to take effect from this
date.
The shops of Burlington, Cedar
Rapids and Minnesota are being built
at Cedar Rapids, on a scale to employ
500 men. This company will, on
the first Of October, control 428
miles of railroad, viz: the main line
from Burlington to Austin, 26l
miles the Muscatine branch, TWEEN
ty-seven miles; the Milwaukee
branch, running from Cedar Rapids
to Postville, 100 miles, and the
branch leading west from Vlnton,
forty miles.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
A TRAPPING JOUR. PRIN-
TER.

Our readers have, doubtless, often
read of the class above alluded to-,
and the following record of one
which is vouched for by the New
York Era as correct to the letter.
develops what man can do if he
likes. The writer says :-"The
life Of a printer is, to say the least,
one Of variety. I left home at the
age Of nine, and was apprenticed to
the printing business at thirteen.
Since then [ have been in Europe
been in England, Ireland, Scotland,
Wales and France-in Canada, No
va Scotia, Labrador, South America,
West Indies, and all the ATLANTIC
States in the Union, from Maine to
Louisiana, have been fixed in TWEEN
ty cities and towns in the United
States. [ have been sailor in the
merchant.service, and have sailed in
all manner Of craft ship, bark, brig,
schooner, sloop and steamer-in the
regular army as private soldier, de-
serted and got shot in the leg. I
have studied two years for the min
istry, one year for an M. D., travel
ed through all the New England
States, New York. New Jersey,
Pennsylvania and Virginia as a Jour
neyman printer, generally with little
else than a brass rule in my pocket.
[ have been married twice, and am
now nearly twenty-slx years Old. I
have been a temperance lecturer, and
a proprietor Of a temperance theatre"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11

Miss Ella Bishop read an essay, subject
Work for the Little Ones She pleaded
for more attention to the wants and com.
fort of the little ones who find school 9
weary place because they can not study
and must sit still
After short recess, Mr.. V. V. Barnes
gave a general exercise. Seven of those
present took their places at the board and
wrote answers to the following questions
1st-What is the difference between
the Democratic and the Republican par
ty?
2d.-What prominent Journalist died a
few days ago9
3d.-When did Wisconsin become a
State?
4th.-When did Wisconsin become a
Territory?
5th.-How wide is Lake Michigan, op.
posite Kenosha
6th.--Who is the author of the Heather
Chinee?
7th.-Who is General of the U. S. Ar,
my.
8th.--Who is Gov. of Wisconsin F.?
0th.-Who are the candidates for the
presidency?
1Oth.-What is gold worth?
11th.-Why was Franklin called Dr.?
I2th.-Do Territories send representa-
tives TO congress?
13th.-Is Jeff Davis still out on bail ?
14th.-Who bailed nim?
15th.-Where was Gen. Grants resi-
dence before his election to the presidcn.
cy?
16th-WLere is the country-seat of Mr..
Greeley
l7th.-What is the salary of the Gov. of
Wisconsin
18th.-What is the date of the coming
Democratic Convention to be held at Bal
timore?
19th.-What is the date of the meeting
of the Wisconsin Teachers Association ?
2Oth.-How many States in the Union ?
The highest per cent of answers written
on the board was 3d.
Supt. Mcguire then gave an exercise to
illustrate common method of teaching
Arithmetic, ard conducted q recitation
I'D manner which, by depressing all
thought and inquiry, would soon make a
very nice quiet class Of machines. He
confined the recitation entirely to the con-
tents Of the book and the limits of the
lesson. It is to be hoped that such is not
a common method of teaching Arithmetic
in Kenosha Co.
Supt. Mcguire called for an expression
OF the wishes Of the teachers with regard
to the place of holding the Fall Institute,
and also the most desirable length of
time. The majority preferred Wilmot,
and thought that two weeks would be
short enough to spend in the Institute.
The subject of joining with the teach
ers of Racine County in pic mic was dis
cussed, but under present circumstances
vas not thought to be convenient
1t is to be regretted that more of the
teachers and members of school boards
were not present. Mr.. Henry BIackman,
a member of the board in the district in
which the Association met, was present,
and by his presence and questions added
much to the interest Of the meeting.
The Association adjourned to meet at
such time as should be best to organize
for the winters work.
FL. M. PERKINS,
Secretary.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11

DEEP FISHING. "A paper informs
us that Fishing at Ausauauquotauso-
ngomongotongo Lake, in Oxford
county, Maine, is reported as first
rate" lifts anything like as deep
as it is long, the fshing-tackle-ma-
kers who supply lines must have a
high old time.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11

Irvine Bell, foreman, and John
Lee, laborer, in the gravel pits at
Louisville, were struck by lightning
on Wednesday. Bell was instantly
killed. Lee died in five minutes.
Their clothing and shoes were torn
to pieces, but there was no mark up
on their persons, except ON Bells
face, neck and breast, which were
discolored and almost black.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
10 to 20 per ct,
which he is enabled to give his GUS
toners the benefit Of.

He buys his Goods Of Importers
& Manufacturers, and discounts his
bills, thus saving the Jo5bers profits
and
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11

"Scissors and Yardstick, OF All
Aboat Dry Goods" is the title of a
forthcoming book intended to fill a
gap in commercial literature, giving
a full description OF each article in
the complicated stock ola dry goods
merchant, with upholstery and house
furnishing goods. It is prepared by
Messrs. G. M. Brown and G. l..
Gates, and will be published at Hart
ford, in the land of notions.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
HOW AN M.P.'S INFLUENCE
WAS GOT.

A railway was to run within sight
Of the country house ola well-knoWn
man Of influence. He was upon the
Parliamentary committee, and deter
mined that the bill should not pass
unless he got his compensation, some
thousand pounds, for residential in
jury. The rest Of the committee
knew this, but were not honest
enough to thwart him. The compen-
sation was agreed to, and the bill al
lowed to pass. Next year, being
stronger, the directors came to Par
lament amendments, and among 9TH
ers, for deviation into tunnel off
the claimants land, and, Of course,
out of sight of his house. "Well."
he said, 81 do not care. Of course,
you pay me my compensation"
''No," they rejoined ; eve do not
injure you and shall not compensate"
"You are pack ofrogues,'' said he,
"You know very we'll that the mon
ey was not to cover an injury, but
to buy off my Parliamentary infu-
ence." And no doubt he spoke the
truth, though rather more plainly
than most men would have had the
assurance to do.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-07-11
| ANNOUNCEMENT

To correspond with the new Tariff
taking effect July LIST, 1872, [
have reduced the prices of
my Teas Is cents per
pound.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

eB An Irishman a short time since,
while leading pig through the streets Of
Lewistown, Me-, wished to fill his pipe, and
tied the piggy to the wheel of hack while
he charged his ''dudeen." In the meantime
the hackman, all unconscious of the weight
attached to the carriage wheel, took his
seat and drove off, dragging the pig after
him. Pat was last seen picking up stray
pieces of pork on the street.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

GB- Judge Hoar was trying case in
New Bedford, where the witnesses all re-
joiced in the name of Cash., every one Of
whom appeared badly on the witness stand.
AS the District Attorney was bringing ON
his fifth witness, "John Cash, he leaned
forward and whispered: al suppose you
call your witnesses cash because they are
no credit to anybody.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07
II U M 0 R 0 U S .
A Good Sell.

N UOOu Sell,
During the month of January, 1850,
while stopping at the Sutter House in Sac
ramento City, California, accidentally
overheard a conversation between two
gentlemen, one was from New York city,
and had been in the country nearly year,
and the other had just arrived
The new conner was lamenting his con-
dition and his folly in leaving an abundance
at home-especially two beautiful daught-
ers who were just budding into woman
hood-when he asked the New Yorker il
he had any family.
eyes, sir, l have wife and six children
in New York, and I never saw one Of
them.'
CATER this reply, the couple sat few
moments in silence, the interrogator again
commenced:
"Was you ever blind, sirP''
mo sir.''
Did you marry a widow, sir?"
''No, sir"
Another lapse of silence:
"Did understand you TO say, sir, that
you had wife and six children living in
New York and had never seen one of tho
them ?''
yes sir / so stated it,
Another and longer pause of silence.
Then the interogator again inquired:
''How can it be, sir, that you never saw
one of them ?''
Why" was the response, Zone of them
was born after left"
ooh ah p and general laugh followed,
and after that the New Yorker was es-
pecially distinguished as the man who had
six children and never saw one of them.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

sB- A lawyer, upon circuit in Ireland,
who was pleading the cause of an infant
plaintiff, took the child up in his arms and
presented it to the jury, suffused with
tears. This had great effect, upon which
the opposite lawyer asked the child. "What
makes you cry?" "He pinched me, !" an
swered the little innocent. The whole
court was convulsed with laughter.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

EB- Gentlemen of the jury" said
laundering lawyer, in a suit about q lot of
hogs, " there was just thirty six hogs in the
drove. Please to remember that fact
thirty-six hogs-just three times as many
as in that jury box, gentlemen.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

tg- An exchange, describing fashion
able party, speaks of gallant who whis-
pered to lady and took her part" and
ungallantly adds that "it is not a very diff
cult feat to take lady apart, these times;
but then there is very little left of her after
ward.n
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

eB- A Frenchman was once asked to
dinner, with an assurance from his host
that he would not make a stranger of him.
"But beg you will make stranger Of
me-" said the willy Frenchman, who doubt
less calculated that, in the latter capacity,
he would have tho best chance of a good
dinner.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

gsg- The test by which young man can
not fail to find a good wife, is to select one
who wears her own hair only. This re-
ceipt was furnished by a venerable Boston
Clergyman.
p. S.-To ascertain the fact take her by
the head and jerk.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

GB- Near Manchester the following is
posted on the fence: "NoTIs.-Know kow
is aloud in these mcdders, eny men ore
women letten thars kows run the roed, wot
gifts inter my medders aforeseed shall have
his tail cut orf by me, Obadiah Rogers.'
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-05-07

The proprietor OF this OH has for several years
felt the necessity OF providing for, and presenting
compounds which are sent broadcast over the
country, an oil that Is SAFE and BRILLIANT,
and entirely reliable After long series OF labo-
substitute in 'CARSON'S STELLAR OIL" 1t
should be used by every family
lST, Because II is safe beyond a question. Tile
primary purpose in thepreparaton Of STELLAR
OIL has been to make 1t PERFECTLY SAFE
thus lnsurlng the lives and property Of those who
use Ii.
umlnator nowknown.
3D. Because 1t is more economical, in the long
run, than any Of the dangerous oils and fluids
now too common use.
TIL, Because 1t is intensely BRILLIANT. and
therefore economical, giving the greatest posi-
bic light at the least expenditure to The consum-
err Its present standard Of SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY win always be maintaned.- for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys
To prevent the adulteration OF this with the ex-
plOslye compounds now known under the name OF
Kerosene, &c, &c, II Is put up for family use IN
Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and
stamped with the trademark OF the proprietor; it
cannot be tamperod with between the manufac-
tnrer and consumer None Is genuine without the
STELLAR OIL is sold only by weight, each can
containing fye gallons of six and a half pounds
ure. il Is the duty and interest OF ali dealers and
consumers Of Illuminating oil to use the STELLAR
OIL only because 1t alone is known TO be safe and
a. An orders should he addressed m