The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-11-21

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To be-ams fhs aen % = party, Il IL
n5i nsoesaaFy q usks tssa e. ons's
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EFsrETeeas- HsfslAsts Who sIptrs
70 aats monty without advertising
WIZ sai3 tie gentleman. norrously
FBlaag up.
Co there's 8 faBk IN ne road there, Vas
ths oanasi rtpiy.
Whea il ship Ike sosrf piaS-
Nhsn q l. oH ns bosom q heavy
twsll
--E.essed are they llsst are ignorant /;
Fer ibey are happy 30 thinking that they
know everything.
Yoad better look out Tor yoar hoss's
feet above here, mister, said ragged
boy % traveller.
Billings says: There AiH't ennything
laas vii kompIetely kure lasyRess, but
haFe kaown 2od wife to hurry It sum.
"A Missouri newspA2er claims that
lbc bogs Of that state are 20 fat that, 10
order to end out where their heads are,
Il Il necessary to make them squeal, aud
tben Judge by the sound.
"A gentleman asked Al lrishmAn 70
DO him small service, on the compile
ton of which he rewarded Pat very lib.
orally. Pat Immediately addressed him
thus: ArAh, by the powers, have
good mlod 70 hire you for my master,
Ma, this milk Il better than yestcr-
days milk Wa Don't say that child
say there's more milk IN this water than
there was In the water we got yesterday.
a few years since, al the celebration
of our national anniversary, pedar who
was prseht, being called upon for toast
offered the following; Here Is health to
poverty; II sticks to man when all bis
friends forsake him.
An old farmer said TO his sons; Boys
don't you ever wait for summit to turn
up. You might just as well go an
sit down on a stone In the middle Of
nedder, with a pail atwixt your legs, an
walt for COW TO back up to you to be
MIXED.
1t IL related OF certain minister OF
Maine, who was noted for his long ser.
nous, with many divisions, that one day
when be was advancing among the teens
he reached at length q kind Of resting
place in his discourse, when, pausiug to
take breath, be asked the question: And
what shall say nextf A voice from the
congregation responded, Amen.
La, me- sighed Mrs, Partlngton,
here have been suffering the bgames Of
death for three moral weeks. First | was |
seized with bleeding phrenology in the
len hampshire Of the brain, which was
exceeded b. stoppage Of the yentilator
Of the heart. This gave me an inflammation
Ia tho borax, and now I'm sick with the
choroform morbus There is no blessin
Ike that OF health, particularly when you
are ill.
"A strong minded woman In Detroit
made the following gentle reply TO pol
iiician who had called at her house to get
her husband to go TO the polls aud vote
No, sir, he can't go He's washin' now,
aud he's got TO iron tomorrow, aud IL he
wasn't doing anything he couldn't 90. |
run this ere house, ! do, and II any one
votes IL shsll be this same Mary Jane
"A Mamma in the rural districts lately
gave her fiye-year hopeful an outfit OF
fshiackle. Soon she heard shout from
Willie, and running out found one Of her
best hens fast winding up the line in her
crop, whittier tho hoo had already pre-
coded ii. Willie observing the troubled
look OF his mother quietly remarked
DO not worry mother, | gaess she will
stop when she gets to the pole.
a city exquisite, having become agri-
culturally ambitious, went in search of a
farm, and finding one for sale, began to
bargain for It, The seller mentioned as
one Of It's recommendations, that it had a
cold spring on It. Ah--aw2 said the
Top, ! won't have 1t then, for I've heard
that that cold spring ruined the crops last
year, and don't want place with such
a drawback upon It.
THAT was not bad Of the editor Of the
Rochester Democrat, Ia speaking Of
railroad Ia that vicinity A gentleman,
"a 10, took Tie train a few DAYS since on
what Is termed the bueAlebcrry .oad, run.
uiug between Avon aud Mount Morris.
Alter the lraia started from Avon he
discovered that hc had lcll valuable dog
behiud, but on arriving al Mount Morris
ihe lost dog was found sitting at the sta
ton, awaiting the arrival Of his master
AT party where questions were /
asked, aud face,ious II not felicitous ans.
wers were expected, coal dealer asked /
what legal authority was the fayotite
sl'h bis trade. One answered, Coke. '
Right, said the coal dealer. Another sue- a
gcsIed Blackstone Good, too, said the :
questloner. Then little hard-faced man :
10 the corner piped on, Liltieton, where .
upon the coal dealer sat down without
saving anything Ia
Patrick, The widow Mallory tells me .
that you stole one OF her anest pigs. Is Z.
i correcig Yis, yer honor What have :
ruu done Win Il, Killed il aud ate il
sea honorf Oh, Patrick, when yoa are 4
Broagh, face 10 face with The widow VI