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The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05


HORRIBLE SroRY-We have now and
then, during the past holidays, heard of
horrible affair which is, to great extent,
surrounded with the mysterious, and, if
fully brought to light, must implicato
some person or persons in crime, tie
mere mention Of which is enough to
rouse q christian community to the closest
scrutiny and investigation as regards its
every detail. We give the story just as
We heard it, and sincerely trust that there
is not one word Of truth in it: 1t appears
that some time during the week proceed
ing Christmas Harvey Miller, negro
man in the employ of One of our citizens
was performing duties in or about the
stables on tue prmises when large, pow
erful dog made is appearance, having a
strange object 10 its mouth, and deposits
ed it on the ground near by where Harvey
was at work; Harvey walked up to tue
strange object and to his utter horror aud
COZ sternation found it to be the remains
Of "A we'll developed new horn negro child
In his establishment he knew not what to
do, in fact, he was frightened almost out
Of his wits, and before he could make up
his mind as 20 what Aas best to De done
in such an emergency the dog seized the
dead infant and ran off in the direction
Of Spring creek bottom, the course from
whence he came, and was socn lost to
sight. Harvey is Of opinion that the child
had been secretly buried in some out out
of the way place and that the dog had
found and scratched it up There is evi-
IDENTIFY reyolting crime connected with
this strange affair and it should be brought
to light if possible and the guilty party or
parties brought to justice.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
DIED.

DUGAN-On Fridsy December y, 1871. Evie Lewis
daughter OF 81 and s. a Dugan, aged years 4months
and 20 days.
TATE-Un FridaE December g. ISL, Eva Polk
infant daughter Of Joseph w and Anna Tate.
'Of suc, is the kingdom of Heaven g b.
kNIGHT-Oa SEaday December 81, 1871, Bessie
81 ay, infant daughter joseph and FredOnia Knight.
- AS the sweet zDgsa that scents the mora
But witherS in tia rising day. ~
Thus lovely was this infants dawn a
Thus swiftly Esd ITS life away.
81 1t died to sin. IL died to cares:
But for a moment felt the rod.
D mOurner. such the Lord declares
Such are the children Of our God
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
Non-ResIdent Notlce.

State Of Tennessee, Hardeman County.
Elliott & Co. VS. J. r. Caviness.
In this cause, it appearing by affidavit
that j. r. Caviuess is justly indebted to
the plaintiff, and is a nonresident OF the
tate, so that the ordinary process of law
cannot be served on him, and an Origis
nal attachment having been levied on
his portion of the estate of John Cayi~
ness, deceased, it is therefore ordered
that publication be made in the Bolivar
Bulletin, a newspaper published in the
town Of Bolivar, Tenn for four success
i've weeks, commanding the said j. r
Caviness to appear before me, d. A. Fer
guson, at my Office in the town of Sauls>
bury, in said county, in Civil District No.
10. on the 9th day Of February, 1872,
and make defense to said suit against him,
or it will be proceeded with e1parto.
d. a. FERGUSON, J. P. Ii. C.
January 3, 1872. 4w
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

CoLMAN's RURAL WORD On the lst
of January this popular Farm Journal
viii enter It's twenty fourth year 1t
has attained a ripe age, a large corps OF
able contributors, and the largest eircns
lation of any Agricultural Journal pob
lished in the Valley Of the Mississippi.
1t is almost indispensable to every farmer,
stock raiser and fruit cultiyator, and IS
worth many times its cost to every sub
scriber. 1t is published in the beat style,
every Saturday, by Norman j. Colman,
st. Louis, Missouri, at s. per annum. By
special arrangement made with Colonel
Golman we are enabled to offer both the
Rural World and Bolivar BULLETIN to
any cash paying subscriber one year for
the sum of SO %. Every farmer III
Hardeman county should take advantages
Of this liberal offer
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
NOn-ResEaeDf Notice.

In the County Court IF Rardeaean Conn
.r.r ,.t5 ty, Tennessee. 49,
Moses Campbell ct ais Petition for Dover
and Sale of Land for Division vs. Heirs
at Law Of John l.. Campbell, de.
ceased
In this cause, it appearing frem the
petition, which Is sworn to, that defend
ants John Edmond Dunn, Jesse B. Dunn.
George W Dunn, Charles Campbell
Andrew Campbell and the two minor
children Of Elizabeth Scott, DECEASED,
whose names are unknown, are non res
idents Of the State Of Fennessee, it is or
dered that publication be made in the
Bolivar BULLETS, a newspaper published
IN Bolivar. fsnncsSee, for l0ar consecu
tive weeks, eequising said non~resident
defendants to be and appear within the
first three days OF the ebruary term 1872,
of the County Court Of Hardeman county,
Tennessee, to be holden at the Court
mouse in the town of Bolivar on the fist
Monday in February, 1872, and plead,
answer or demur TO the petition in this
cause or the same viii be taken for cons
fessed as to them, aud set for hearing
exparte. --
W. c. DORI0N, c. & ".
Wood & McNeal, Attorneys.
January 5, 1872 (4w)
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E.YSOEK.EFT .r0TTCE.

Having to day suggested the insoI.
yency of the estate Of SAN. 3 HARRIS,
deceased, to the Clerk Of the County Court
of Hardeman County, Tennessee, notice
is hereby given to all persons having
claims against said estate to 6Ie the same,
duly authenticated, according to law,
with said Clerk on or before the 10Th day
of June, 1872, ana any claim not fled on
or before said date, viii be barred ia law
and equity
This, 22d day of December, 1871.
.-. - JOHN r.. DOYLE, Admir-
dec22-4t#
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

SADLY NEGLECTED. We venture the
assertion that there is not in this State a
more neglected spot Of earth than the old
graveyard in the eastern portion Of Boli~
var. 1t looks as though no memories
cling around il, or that it contains the
remains Of any poor deceased mortal vino
left friend behind No wonder tie
superstieious shun Its somhre gloom,
broken slabs and dcsolated graves. For
the sake Of the semblonce of decency it
should no longer be allowed to remain as
it is II no one else will move in this
matter, let the corporate authorities take
some steps to hide its Sickening appear
ance from view by building a close fence
around the entire lot.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

We notice that large and handsome
stove has been placed in the court room.
1t is q decided improvement on the cid
order of things, and renders our ball of
Justice one of the most comfortable places
in town. L was furnished the county
by Messrs. Bills lE Hill at a cost of sixty
dollars, and the additional pipe and put
ting up increased the amount to about
eighty dollars, all told.
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Dental.

DR.. R. NJ Mayes, formerly Of this place
but more recently Of Memphis, is now in
Bolivar, and. will remain until further
notice. Those needing the services Of a
frst-class Dentist should lose no time in
calling on the Doctor, as he is now more
than eyer prepared to do ali work apper-
tanning to his profession. Prices low,
and within the reach of all Tian5 1t
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

Colonel E. D. Frost has been made
General superintendent of the New Or
leans, jackson and Great Northern Rail-
road, the Mississippi Central and the
Mississippi and Tennessee Railroads, all
OF which are now under one management
Colonel Frost is deservedly one of tie
most popular railroad men in the South,
and the high, responsible position he now
holds could not be filed by a more COM
petent OF attentive person.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

FARMERS TAKE NorIoE.-Dr. J. II.
Larwill has just purchase and has on
hand large lot of fresh Garden and
Field, Clover, Timothy, Herds, Orchard,
Red Top and Blue Grass Seeds, all of
which he will dispose of at very low fig.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

Bon. Joseph L. Rosson, our respected
Representative in the lower branch Of the
Legislature, spent portion of the pres.
en- week among his friends in Bolivar.
He is looking remarkably vigorous and
healthy for one Of his age, and seems
destined to enjoy the good things Of life
for many year to come
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
4oqal affairs.

KSS- No Transient or Legal Adyertis
meGt published until paid for. asssge
BSS- Subscription money (S2) must be
paid in advance.
BGy- No attention will be given anony
nous communications. 4a AaE
Bar We viii thank our friends for all
local or neighboThood items ia .,.sa
BEg~ One cross mark on the margin Of
the paper means your subscription has
expired; two cross marks means pay up
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

There was some heavy ten pin rolling
on Rosson's unsurpasse alley last Sat-
urday night between four.of our rolling
bloods,' one of whom made with five
balls five consecutive STRIKES, aggre-
eating ninety pins, all that can be made
IN one game by single person. Get the
belt, William. H. R. is entitled to it.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

John McNulty notifies the ladies that
he viii sell them superb furs and winter
goods of all kinds at strictly New York
cost prices for cash. Now is the time to
get what you want Call and see him at
his neat and well filed store, south side
public square.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

MARRIED.-We have unmistakablo e'i~
dence of the fact that our old friend
Ford has actually laughed himself into
the blissful state Of mairimony. This
happy event transpired near Abbeville,
Mississippi, on the 2ith ut, az the
residence Of the brides mother, When
Miss Mintie P. Redding and g. b. Ford
were firmly bound with a broad belt
round by the Rev Z. Jackson. Booker,
we. and all your friends ia Hardeman
and everywhere else, wish you and your
hearts choice lang life Of unbroken
happiness and continued usefulness On
earth and celestial seats in tha great here
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

MORE SwIEDLERs. We are Informed
by our agents in Baltimore, Messrs.
Griffin & Hoffman, Of the failure Of l.. d
inc, of Cineinnqti. oh 0, WHO has been
running eifs enterprise or lottery con-
Germ. We warn the public against the
J. d. Sine spoken Of, and trust that no
one will be foolish enough to remit him
money for tickets in his game of grab.
His advertisement appeared in this paper
during the m ,nth inst pAS-si.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

KILLED Ca tbe 24tii ait. exConstable
George Starry was shot aud killed in the
town of SomervilEe, by a young man
uamed Hudson, VITO, after committing
the horrible deed, fed the place, but aF7
forwards returned and gave himself up to
the officers Of the law. We learn that
three other young men arc Implicated,
and that all of them are under arrest. As
there are various and conflicting reports
concerning the killing Of Starry, which
seems to have been a most cruel and IN
wonted crime, we forbear further re-
marks until the details of the whole affair
reaches us through reliable sources.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

Proceedings in the Honorable Quarter
" Court last Monday were not 50 har~
moniou as might have been, and rather
served to show that difficulties will take
place in the best regulated families.
There was quite tussle over the PROPOSE
ton to levy a tax Of $1,000 for the pur-
pose of buying Moore bridge over
Hatcehio river Finally, after vast
amount Of blowyiating, suppressed "kus
sing and the like, vote was taken upon
the subject, which resulted ayes 10, nays
u, and the announcement made the
friends of the proposition feel as happy
as larkssbut their joy did not last long
for tie opposition claimed that it took a
laaiority Of ali the Magistrates in the
ooanty to levy tax upon the people for
such purposes, and as nine of the Magis-
trates were not present the vote was not
binding Al first tie Chairman was not
willingte aoeede to this, but Colonel K.
II. Wood being called on to define the
law, sustained the opinion of the opposi-
ton, and consequently the Chairman then
announced the untenableness ofthe posi-
ton Of the majority vote cast, and the
whole affair fell to the ground So, We
are 10 be blockaded and hedged in again,
through a narrow minded policy that
should not prevail in this or any other
county.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
Wanted.

Every body to know that Joy & Mitchell
viii exchange groceries for all kinds of
uncurrent money, hides, tallow, beeswax,
and all kinds. OF country produce.
sep29m4
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

If you want a genuine Wilcox q
Gibbs family sewing machine, just make
up club of fifty subscribers to this pa
per at s. each, and you shall have it free
of cost
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
OUR AGENTS.

The following persons authorized Agents FOR
the BULLETIN,
JAMES ROSE. Of Middleton,
J, JOINER. Of Poenhentas.
q. p ROW FILL A Co, Of New York.
5 81. PETTENGILls = Co. do
GRIFFIN 4 HOFFMAN, Of Baltimore
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

BADLY NEEDED-A good, substantial
sidewalk from Powelrs corner to the de-
pot Let the corporate daddies' attend
to this at once.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

7, TihPsysin cash, the highest marx
price fOFeouRtTE produce Of al kinds. :. =
want Beef Nation, Pork, Poultry, butter
Vegetables, Hides, and everything .ofthe
kind Cali at the market stand, south
side Of the public square, tVO doors east
of the Bulletin ,Qffce. Responsibility
dee1 II If ALIEN SYMMETRICAL.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

PARLOR AND CHURCH ORGANS,
the best and cheapest, at IL G. HOLLEN-
BERGS, 274, Second street, Memphis
Tennessee. noV24-3m
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

Prory.-A good one occurred in the
court room last Tuesday during the rail-
road convention. One ofthe stockholders,
Ale T., who was too busy to attend re-
quested friend to act as his proxy. All
right The friend was promptly on the
spot and while the voting was progressing
stepped up to Harry II. and in rather
embarrassed manner said that 7. had re-
quested him to cast his vote for Brogden |
No said Harry, you mean ley proxy; yes, +"
said the friend, chats his name-that $
the mani" and in went Alfs vote, with
the per cent all paid up.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

AS our own people will not do it, we
wish some aphuriner" would come and
build good hotel in Bslivar. Whoever
does it viii make money certain.
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just Received

A new and full assortment of Jewelry.
watches and clocks, of the latest and
most handsome styles, at
d. /. WELLS & co.
CT 90 Sc
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

CHICKERING PIANOS are the best
H. G. HOLLENBERG, Agent, 274 Sec
end street, Memphis, Tenn. noy24 SIN
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

Yesterday cotton advanced lsS per
pound on account, of favorable adEices
from Europe. ..fsts-.es ff-sr ---t.,-s-
The Cincinnati Chamber Of Commerce
says that it now takes 68 pounds Of ear
corn to make one ,bushel. -
Tennessee money is quoted in Memphis
as lolio@s; E5eot1s sssusr5f lob zEl
New5issne7 s.s...s...., 4Oa4Z.a s
Old issue-......at.s........... S5aSe.'
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
u BOLIVAR
EiCery 39B a. Sale stable
EwJ n

EtCerg 39B d Sale stable.
w. ED. GREGORY
Having purchased from IL. NJ. Parker
the old and well-known
Bolivar Livery and Sale Stable,
Takes this method of saying to the
Public generally, and to the patrons of
the Stable in particular, that he viii be
found ready at all times to furnish Sad
die Horses, Buggies, Wagons, Contract
Tor Hauling, or
Buy and Sell Stock,
Or contract for any other business ap-
pertaining to his new situation in the
midst Of the citizens Of Hardeman
County, at low and uniform rates.
w. ID. GREGORY.
EovE4fRtsR 10 1871.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

If you want ten dollars cash make up a
club Of twenty subscribers to the Bolivar
Bulletin at two dollars each and you will
be as certain to get the money as the
names are placed on our books
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

BY order Of Court the jail of this cdunty
is to 30 thoroughly repaired ard put in
far better and safer condition than it is at
nrcsent
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
D2. railways
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,

rsrfsctiy tasfsi-ss cisSty coated with sweet gan.
sFgs. reEusts purify. cleanse a. strsngthen had-
rav-s Ifs % 80 tia1r1 ~ the st1a1a.
Liver fssWels slHs-s. Bladder Nsryous disesses.
TFeaaar-rs trstirati1n C.srytHCss Isizrst3un Dys-
persia. fs.5arsless ElllouE Fever haH=ttau q tho
issrs filss Az dissrrzr 81 she internal
Ef--s.1. cf - effect positive Pdrc.y
Vegetable. containing a.e-cry, minerals dests-
gilar o. ruza-
Isisss-l1ts - tne fEEs-tiTs ff=ka.-s-
t-zgIrat.i fu1nlr Fi-4 allleE1 u the BiDol 10
tte irs5. Aci.1s - -he -cuIea. Nausea sisartburn
ID sgast FOOD, 7llseEs Elst % The - -rfaeh
SHSluE Hat.rrtu- lha DE- sf he
stomach N1taailE % -- -e-is Uurf.o1 and B45-uIt
BFe.t-anE-
A lev assss q Railways PILLS viii free t.s
s-aLstl from -i TIC as.rE u-rd at-arders Price -
1alts G. s1E sstI8.U RI DEEaIsFs.
EEAs o. - is-L ANII Is.LE ScuI ous letter
- p @. "a hh' 2 ] : eco No. n MsIden f4zus. h-=
or lnt5fl5ar4H worth Lia1-ssds viii be yya.
rrun--g Il
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

N Il w @ GOD s :
Bills & Hill are now receiving from
New York and Cincinnati a splendid
stock Of Staple and Fancy Goods. Sell
ing as they do, entirely for cash, hey
offer extra inducements in prices. Go
and see then before you buy, aud save
money.
90 splendid two horse wagons, made to
their order, at BaIs & Hills. .
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

During the present week, for the first
time since last spring, Hatchie river has
been on the rise. The swell amounted to
about six feet and was caused from rains
in the region Of its source
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

.rs- Boots aRd shoes.
The largest stock ever in Bolivar at
Bills and Hills Cash house.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
Kidney and bladder Conn
BzEEFs<E

EEa-Ty ana IS ou tiseaEea- Gravel Diabetes. D-5pEv
-tsppags Z ~ Ter ucnntinencs a UsIns. BriEhzs
fbauHilirsria all there
brleE dlzl seposlts, the water tiE cloudy. mixed
h Substances Eitc the t oi threads iiEa
white tHrrs Ho-Utf darE tilI,as appear
arrs. sEi uh-t-, a8a Tsi:. znl uhcn trr-s Is
-rvkiuE. hrrhiuE h-u rsEsinE water, Hnd
Eala L-s la b LLa ----- .-d .Lolg L.e LoLaa
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HEALTH! BEAUTY !
-. RApWAWls

or FLESH AID WETGUT-CLEAR SKIN
AID BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05

NOTICE N0Tff3Elf Ials

So Z. and S inch gum belting at Bills
@"N IT''f1 dlLY 51sls1a ST hos e
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Subscribe for. the BOLIVAR BULLErrS.
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SarSaDarillian ReSOlVent

HAS MADE THE MOST AsT0NIsmvG CURES
20 QUICK. so RAPID ARE The CHA NtEj
Tar BDiY USHEEGtfS. UNDER The IL
FLUENCE or TEIs TRULY WONDERFUL
aL.---I.-I \ III ~
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In the County Court IF Hardea,an Coz
.s~ SIC ty, Tennessee. -
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Sept. %.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-05
wEETEW 80 AGmM.

FEVER AND AGUE cured for hfy cents. There Is
not remedial agent this world that will Fever
gJr, and All other ma riyus. bilious. scarlet,
phoid yellow, other Powers (aided BY RADW Is
PILLS. - quick - RAILWAY ) READY RELIEF
Fifty bottle.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-06-07

BE SENSIBI.E.-Do not be above
your business. lie who turns up his
nose at his work quanels with his
bread and butter. lie Is d poor smith
who is afraid OF his own spark there 5
some discomfort in all trades except
chimney sweeping. II sailors give up
going to sea because of the wet. il
bakers left off baking bread because it
Is hot, If plowmen would not plow be-
cause of cold, and tailors would not
make our clothes for fear of prickins
their fingers, what pass we would
come to. Nonsense, my fine fellow,
there's no shame ab0ttt any honest
calling don't be afait1of soiling your
hands, there's plenty Of soap to be had.
All trades are good to good traders.
Lucifer matches pay well if you sell
enough of them. You cannot get
honey if you are frightened at bees,
nor plant corn if you are afraid to get
mud Oh your boots. When bars of
iron melt under the south wind, whcn
you can dig the fields with toothpioks.
blow ships along with fan. manure
the crops with layendar water, and
grow plum cakes in flower pots, there
will be a fine time for dandies. hut
until the millennium comes we shall all
have deal to put up with.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-06-07

a SELF MADE MAN, Henry Clew,,
the well known bald headed banker,
who always prides himself on being u
self made man, during a recent talk
with Mr.. Tavels, had occasion to re-
mark that he was the architect OF hi4
own destiny-that he was a self made
man. "W-w-what d-did you s-say,
Mr.. Clews F" asked Mr.. Travcrs. II
say with pride, Mr.. TrayerS, that !
am q self-made man-tlat ! made
myself Hold, H-henry," inter-
rupted Mr.. Trayels, as he dropped his
Partaga, w-wlile you were making
y-yourself why d-did-didn't YOU put
some more h-hair on the top Of y-ypur
h-head?" Mr.. Clews has since invest
ed seventy five cents in wig.