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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22
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J SuH; published, new edition of DIR. CULVER
crra ~ co GtSLiEBhAIED ESSAY on the radical
and abuses in early life. 80 :"
The celebrated author, in this admirable essay,
Sli uSmonstrates froma thirty years success
such errors and abuses may be radically cured
wisnout the dangerous use of internal medicine
OF 5ne tappl1catlon Of the knife pointing out a
noue Oh cure az once s1mple certain and effectual
py means OF which every sufferer, no matter what
MS condition may be-, may cure himself cheaply,
privately, andrGdSc0tEg.
az This lecture should be in the hands of every
youth and every man in the land. II
sent, under seal, In plain envelope, to any adj
uress, YoSepGs@, on receipt of six cents, or two
or Also, DR.. Culverwell's Marriage Guide" price
Address tAe Publishers
CHAS. ). Q. KLINE y co.
NBowery, New York, Post ONCE Boz 1850.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

All who saw Strauss cond lCt an orches ira,
when in this country, were much amused at his
"friskiness:' 1t is said that Wagner, too, though
very reserved in common life, seems to be pos
sessed Of demon when he leads his orchestra.
HE storms, Kisses, stamps his foot on the
ground, and performs wonderful gyratory move
ments with his arms. His face changes in sym
patty with the music. for VIII en- the musical
waves run smoothly, he almost ceas es to beat
time and smiles most winingly On all around
him. To such degree does his face reflect his
feelings, that Wagner's men appear to derive the
notes they play from his chances as much as from
their books -
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

The Bishop of Gloucester and Bristol, having
found what he believes to be seventh century
copy of the Athanasian Creed, in the public libra
ry at Utrecht, which contains all the damnatory
clauses in full yigor, the Spectator says of the
bishops in general. 'The Right Reverend Bench
would, we fear, almost prefer to be damned under
creed as old as the seventh century, to being
saved under one of later date. But the world in
general is not so obsequious to dates.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

The Detroit Car and Manufacturing Company
are engaged in building number of steel freight
care upon plan invented by DR.. Lamathe, of New
York. The body of the car consists ola frame
work of steel rods bent to the required shap cross
ing each other in sections of four and secured iby
belts and stell traps. Over this frame work is a
double covering ofwood and sheet iron and it is
claimed that cars built this plan ale both ligh-
ter and stronger than any others.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

TheIplate glass works at New Albany, Ind, are
a complete success. Nearly all the plate glass
now being used at Louisville comes from these
works, and orders pouring in upon them from
every city in the Union. the quality of the
glass tured out is very superior, and is pronoun-
ced in every respect equal to the imported.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

Italians are now as free as Americans, and often
more so. Impossible, you say none so free as
Americans Well, of course you have your own
appreciation of your freedom, and have mine.
When was in New York, some parties would not
printo or placard my bills. for fear of offending
certain persons This is what you call liberty
Ah-h-h liberty and certain papers dared not re-
port my lectures for fear of giving otfcnse. Is
this your freedom? In Rome do not need to
coDcililate anybody Father GGUGssi.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

The English tnationa anthem, "Goe Save the
King" was composed upon the occasion of the
escape of James I. from the Gunpowder Plot.
The author was born in Somersetshire in 1868,
and died abroad, at Anvers, March 10. 1928. He
was named ohm Bull and 30 great was the popu-
larity of the ode that his name has become the
nickname gloried in by his countrymea.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A newspaper in Victoria, Australia, says
"The people of this region have become so
yirtuous and we'll behaved that it is imposz
sible for us to make an interesting daily pa
per. We hear that shipload of convicts is
on the way to our port, and we look for
greater activity in our localinews department
as soon as it's passengers shall get fairly
ashore"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

At the grave of a wealthy and distinguished citl-
izen ofvienna recently, two ladies', each claiming
to be the widow of the diseased, met by accident,
each having come to decorate the tomb with
flowers, and other emblems of affectionate remenl-
brance. The result was that the police were obli-
ged to interfere to keep peace.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

D. n, Brown wealthy fruit grower of st. Jo-
seph, Michigan, recently offered his WIFE, with
whom he has lived more than forty years, $4,000
to sign a bill of separation, in order that he may
marry his hired girl, damsel of sixteen, toward
whom he is amorously inclined. Mrs. Brown
looked at the proposed transaction from purely
commercial point of view, took the $4,000 and
went her ways.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A clergyman ina Lawr ence church. on re-
cent occasion, discovered, after commencing the
service, that he had forgotten his notes. AS it
was too late he send for them, he said to his audi
ence, by way of apology, that this morning he
would have to depend upon the Lord for what he
might say, but that in the afternoon he would
com, better prepared.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

Johann Strauss "Radetzky March" is the most
popular OF his compositions, and has become q
sort of national Austrian air. He has received
nearly two thousand dollars for the copywright,
besides ono ofthc emperor's highest decorations
in token Of his admiration for the work The
whole number Of Strauss compositions is about
six hundred, and he IL believed to be the wealth
lest of living composers. .A..
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A fashion reporter describes some of the toilets
at recent party at Cheyenne f.: 1.-THE bell of the
y in linsey-wolsey ofthe paiest shade of cafe au
ait, cut en- train, and trimmed with Chicago rel
les. Miss Il wore a polnaise made Of blue
jeans. postilioned in the back, cut viz-aviz with
de trop bias, and gored in the most sanguinary
manner. g"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

Agentlemen in Bombay, seeing an anehorite
sitting under cocoanut tree, asked for an inte-
rest'in his prayers The anchorite replied he
would with pleasure grant the req uest, but he
scarce knew what best to ask him. 81 have seen
you Often" said he, "and you appear to enjoy
good health, and to have everything that can on
duce to human happiness; perhaps the best
thing can ask for you will be grateful heart. y
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

MrJesse r. Grant, father of the President, last
week paid visit to Georgetown, Brown county,
Ohio of which place he was for many years resi-
dent, and from which the President went to West
Point. The old gen,lemanis exceedingly feeble,
decrepit not only from age, but also from re-
cent attack of paralysis.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A Much Chunk paper tells pitiful story of a
dumb boy whose legs were caught and crushed in
a coal breaker, and states as marvellous circum-
stance that though a mute from his birth, while
in this terrible position he appealed elequerty to
those around him to get him out quick, and pray
ed to Heaven as fuently and distinctly as any one
could do.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

The idea of reclaiming the Colorado desert by
means of artesan wells has been preached 1t Is
thought that large subterranean stream
runs under the DESERT and that all that is necessse
ry is to bore deep enough to strike it. Congress
will be applied to for grant as arecompense for
boring these wells,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

"Ta-tersl !" cried a darkey peddler, the other
day, IN Richmond. flush dat racket-you dis
tracts de whole neighborhood," came from col
ored woman in doorway. ''You kin hear me,
kin you r. Hear you J kin hear you mile. !"
"Tank de Lord for dat-Ise holerin' TO be heard
Ta-a-ters!" N
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A wild man. said to be entirely covered with
hair, and as untaimed and fleet as buck, is oc
casonaly seen in the vicinity ofsan Pedro Bay,
Fla. He feeds on berries, but as soon as
he becomes aware Of the presence OF any of his
own species he runs into the swamps. He is sup
posed 10 be deserter during the war. and the
fear OF capture seems to be the governing
principle of his wild life.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

Hene was attracted to the Hegelian philosophy
because he could not believe that God became
man, and Hegsl said that man was God. Heine
was delighted with the idea and played his part
of divinity so he says to the best of his ability.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

BLARNEY.-"What makes your horse so
slow?' asked a tourist one day in the Glen
ofthe Downs, Ireland, of his Celtic Jehu.
Tits out of rispict to the bayutiful sanery,
yer bonor-he wants to see it all. An thin,
he's an intelligent haste, end appreciates
good company, an wants TO kape the likes
O. ye in beloved ould Ireland as long as he
can"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A DISCOVERY. During a fine starlight
evening, three year old philosopher, after
silent and profound scrutiny Of the heavens,
asked his mother abruptly where the stars
came from. Mamma replied,"I don't know.
Willie-I don't know where the stars came
from" "Well, you bet do? The moon
aid 'em." This was a settler for ma.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

During thunder storm a moth er told her lit
lie girl that the thu der was Gods voice. By
md by it Numbered once more, when the child
exclaimed "There he's hollering again!"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

The Saratoga trunk has been succeeded by a
bigger one which is called the cottage The
baggage-smashers are appalled,, ana Flora McFlin-
sey is happy. go ELI At~A ~
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

AWestern paper says: THE favorie fan at
Kansas City is made OF tum bier and two straws.'
knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used
till they are seasoned.-Holnaes.
Good temper is like sunny day ,shedding bright.
ness on everything. H@
The dream Of one age IL the science Of the next.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

CD. Warner considers 1t a melancholy fact that
after a thousand years of missionary effort the
vast majority Of civilized mer do not know that
0erusds are found only in the singular xumber.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

Sow an act and you will reap habit; sow a
habit, and you reap a character sow a character
and you reap destiny.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22
A LITERARY CURIOSITY

Written by Phil. Franklin Perry,
Where is Wesbsters Dictionary !
Shrimp, her consort, ate a hough, [hok
Shrilly whistled for his slough, lshok
Shrewdly fed across the Tough. [lok
Shriveled Shrimp hid in sough, [suff
Shrubs around him in the eloughs. [clufs
6hrank be at the noise of choughs [chuffs
Pr Shrugged his shoulders at slough. [sluf
Shrimp returned, but it was tough
Shrouded run and lake so rough
Shroff, however had gold enough.
Shrim in debt, was on a furlough,
Shrieve the sheriff of the borough
Sharp decoy lie was, and thorough
shrank not to are t.him, though.
Shrimp was hungry, and although
Shrew was making cakes of dough,
Shreds around ,:.and bread trough
Shrill her voice, and bad her cough.
Shrimp gave bail-went out to plough
Shrimp was sad; so, near the slough,
Shrimp himself hung to a bow.
Shrimp-cut down-with hiccough,
shrieked, II thought had got through p
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

An Irish paper publishes the following; ga
deaf man name d Taft was run down and killed by
a.passenger train on Wednesday morning. He
was injured in similar way about year ago"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A little Danbury boy dosen't ink his aunt is
as pious as she pretends to be, when she puts so
much starch in his Sunday shirt that he can't
jump over single post on his way to church.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

II may be useful to the numismatic world
hear that, if coins are heated gradually, Ithe IL
scrption will IN almost all cases make its appea
ance.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

An Elmira paper says "Romeo was self
made elephant. He came to this country without
dollar in his trunk, took Greeley's advice, went
West, and died worth $40 OeO''
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

The local editor Of an illinois paper says tina
he does not depend upoa journalism for his dali!
bread, but raises hens; which moves an envious
rival to ask whose hens he raises 49,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A manswas present at the funeral of a
neighbor o! whom no good could be honestly
said. But everybody was saying something,
and this man, not wishing to appear singu-
lar, but Incapable of q lying eulogy, re-
marked that it was ga nice quiet corpse" 8.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

A Burlington, Iowa, baby is immortalized b.
the following epitaph =
Beneath the stone our baby lays,
He neither cries nor hollers
He lived just one and twenty days,
And cost US twenty dollars" Ell
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-22

NoTE.-Th author believes that the foregoing
contains every word in the English language
ending in "ough,' and nearly every word COM
mencin with 'shr''
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1t is not physic which may give Temporary re
lief to the ferer for the first few doses, but which
from continued use brings Piles and kindred dis.
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Lemonade is a simple and grateful bev-
eraoe. To make it: Roll the lemons on
something hard till they become soft;
then crate off the rinds, cut the lemons in
slices and squeeze them in pitcher "a
new clothes-pin will answer for a squeezer
in lieu Of something better); pour on the
required quantity OF water, and sweeten
according to taste. The grated rinds. for
the sake OF their aroma. should be added
too. After mixing thoroughly, set the
pitcher aside for half an hour; then strain
the liquor through a jelly strainer, and
put In the ice.. e@
Travellers who find it convenientto use
lemons can Garry box OF lemon sugar
prepared from citric acid and sugar, a
little of which in a glass of ice-water VIII
furnish quite refreshing drink, aud one
that will help oftentimes to avert SICK
headache and biliousness. Citrc acld Is
obtained from the juice OF lemons ana
lines.
Perry is delicious beverage, and made
from cherries, and will keep year or
more. Take six pounds of cherries and
bruise them: pour on pint and a halt OF
hot water, and boil for fifteen minutes !;
strain through flannel bag and add three
pounds OF sugar. Boil Tor halt an hour
more, or until the liquid will sink to the
bottom of cup of water Cry it with q
teaspoonful of the liquid); then turn il
into jelly cups and cover with paper Dip
ped in the white of an egg.
To prepare the drink; put a spoonful
Of the jelly into goblet of water. and
let it stand about ten minutes; then stir it
up and ill with powdered ice. Currants and
raspberries made into shrub, furnish pleas
ant and cooling drink when mixed with
ice-water. Pounded ice is also an agreed
BILE addition to a saucer of strawberries.
raspberries or currants. Pound it until it
is almost as fine rs snow. and spread it
over the berries. With fruit it is also an
excellent substitute for cream.
Water ices are always acceptable.
Those made of lemon, orange, eurrants,
strawberries, raspberries and pineapple.
are much improved by adding the stiff
beaten whites of four eggs to every two
quarts of the liquid. Put 1t in just as it is
turned from the freezer. and it will freeze
in a foam.-.Scri6ners for July.
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retains all tho medicinal virtues peculiar to the
plant and must be taken as permanent curative
agent.
Is there want of action in your Liver and
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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1872-08-19

SIR JOHN ROSE, BAR0NET.-We learn that
Queen Victoria has been pleased to promote
Sir John Rose, II. c. Nj. g., to the dignity OF
Il Baronet of the United Kingdom in consid-
Grafton of his valuable services in the settle
ment Of the Alabama question. 1t will be
remembered that Sir John came out here in
january, 1871, on Il special mission from the
British Government, the result of which was
the formation of the Joint High Commission,
whose laborS have resulted in the Geneva
Conference. which, we have every reason 10
believe, will settle all differences between The
British and United States Governments and
bring the two peoples into Il more enduring
and sincere alliance than has ever existed.
Sir John Is the London banker, Of the firm
of Morton. Rose Il Co., of which our re-
spccted fellow-citiZcn Mr.. l.. L. Morton is
the head, AS well MS of~the eminent firm of
Morton, Bliss l. Co., of this city. alls wife,
if we arc not mistaken, is an American. The
dignity of Baronct is very ancient, the Order
having been instituted by King james |. OF
England, and is the next title below the
pecr,lge The title is hereditary. descending
to the oldest son, and is thus superior TO
knighthood, which is only held during itie
life of the posseSsor Weare sure Sir Johns
numerous friends here and in Canada VIII
be glad to learn that he has mcrited this wella,
earned honor from his soyerei9n.-Netc York;
Ecen,ng Post.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1872-08-19

The WORKING PEorLE.-Tle StevcdOrCS at
IIohUkcn, who were on strike for an advance
of wages from thirty to forty cents IN hour,
it is reported have been successful. The
Bremen Steamship Company hls granted the
advance To the sievcdorcS in It's employ, and
it j. believed that the Hamburg Steamship
Company will have to yield in consequence
OF the nCtlicicncy of the new workmcn en-
Gagged in the place of the strikers. From
England news comes that the strike Of the
London railway porters has been unSucccss-
full. Fresh hands were brought 10y the rail
way companies from Scotland and placed
on duty, and the privilege of return
ing TO work at the old rates
was offered to the strikers with Il
promise To consider the claims for in
advance. The old hands then generally
returned TO their old stations. At Bristol,
England. OH July ~, five lIlndie ed corn por-
tcrs,' ur men employed in dischargin" gram
rarwocS. struck for an advance OF wages oi
one penny. or two cents per hundred BUSH
els and of one shilling, or twcnly-iour cents
per day to-day laborcrs. In consequence otthc
Ilrge number of vessels in port laden with
cram the merchants were threatened with
serious Inconvenience, and offered il cOnpro-
misc, which WAS rejected by the men. Later
in the day. however, the full advance was
conceded, and the corn porters resumed
work The shilrcarpclt"rS OF Antwerp, five
hundred in number, are on strike, III co'lSc-
qucncc Of Il proposed reduction OF wages
from the rates recently forced OH the employ
crS by previous strike.