The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-05-09
A GrOwler,s Receipt Ito Make q
Fashionable woman. .

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Take ninety pounds If flesh and bones
but chiefly bones wash clean and bore holes
i'm the ear and eut off the small toes; bend
the neck to conform to the Grccian bend,
the Boston dip the kangaroo droop, the Sar-
ratogo slope, or the bull frog freak, as the
taste incllnes; then add three yards of linen.
one huNlred yards Of rllfties and seventy-ive
yards OF edging. eighteen yards OF dimlty,
one pair OF silk cotton hose. with patent hip
attachments, one pair false calves. six yards
of flannel. embroidered, one pair balmoral
boots with heels three inches high, tour
pounds whalebone In strips, seventeen hum
bred and sixty yards STEEL wire, three quar-
tiers OF mile OF tasse, ten. pounds OF raw
cotton or two wire henispheres, one wire
basket to hold bnshcl, four copies OF the
New York Herald triple sheet, one hum
bred and sixty yards Of silk or other dress
goods. five hundred yards Of point lace, four
teen hundred yards fringe and other trim-
mings, twelve gross Of buttons, one box
peral powder, one saucer carmine and an old
iare's foot, ole busllel Of false hair frizzled
and fretted a la maniaque, one bundle Japan
cue switches with rats, mice and other var
nlints; one pack OF hair pins. one lace hand-
kerehief, nine inches square, with patent
holder. Perfume with the ottar Of rozes, or
sprinkled with nine drops "a the Blessed
BABY, :, or ..N est End.n Stuff the head with
fashionable novels, ball tickets, play bills
and wedding cards, some scandal, great
deal Of lost time and a very little sage. add
d half grain ofcommon sense, three scruDles
OF religion and modicuni of modesty. Sea-
son with vanity and affectation and folly.
taarnisl with earrings, fnger-rings, breast
pins, chains. bracelets, feathers and flowers
to suit the TASTE Pearls and diamonds may
lie thrown in ii you have them; # not, paste
mud pinchbeck from the dollar-store will do.
Whirl all around in fashionable circle
and stew by gaslight six hours.
Great care shsuld be taken that the thing
Is not oyerdone.
Tit does not rise sufficiently add two more
copies of the New York Herald. s7a 3
frhi dish Il highly ornamental, and Will
10 TO put at the head Of your table on grand
occasions, but is not suitable for every day
use At home, being very expensive and in
tligrstible. IT sometimes gives men the
heartburn and causes them TO break, and 10
certain death to children:
Ifyou have not the ingredients at hand,
you can buy the articles ready -nade in any
Of our large clties-ii you have money
enough. Richmond Inqu.rer.
Il. Boys, when they are boys-are queer.
enough How many ridiculous notions they
llaye, and what singular desires. which in at
ter life change and shape themselves into.
characteristics. Who remembers when he
would have sold his birthright Tor rocking
horse, and his new suit Of clothes for mon
key Who forgets the sweet faced girl. old
Or than himself, against whose golden hair
he leaned and wept his grieis away? Who
recollccfs when the thought Of being cir
Gus rider II pealed greater than TO be Presl-
dent; anu how jealousy be watched the lit
lie fellows that wore spangled jackets and
turned somersets. and prayed to become like
them? II memory preserve not these ca
prices, tile boy IS lost N the man. Happy
visions they come but once and 20 qiiekly,
leaving us ever 70 sigh for q return OF whas
Tan never be again.
The Pacific Rural Press says: Take Il
large head lof cabbage, strip of the euter
leaf. and slip of the bud round At the roof Of
The leaf. Take this bud and simply set it IN
rich dirt. like any other plant. The result
will be 4 iinc growth Of early cabbage plants
With heads larger and souslder than can be
be raised iii tile ordinary Way
While rather affected young lady Was
eonflding 70 her sdsnirer how ethereal her
lppetife Mss. and fhe sensitive delicateness
ii ler organization, the too matter of-inct
help bavlesI euk Say, will re have yer bilsa
pork ald beans now. Of wait till yer ieller's |
ronel'' me Isllsrs, A,ss been gone evsi-
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