The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1872-09-07
NEW NOR WES1eRs,

NEW NOR wfSTEas.
They call HIM Stanley. y.Africanus now
Edwin Booth is 70 build new castl'
on the Hudson.
Lees monument in Richmond i ap
preaching completion.
DE Lesseps, the Contractor Of the Sue,
canal, is exploring India
THE rich," said q Jew, '.cat vcnison be.
cause it is deer. cat mutton bc cause it il
sheep.
The Emperor William is the highes
Frecmason In Germany. Next comes hi.
son the Crown Prince.
"A drunkard, upon hearing that tht
Garth was round, said THAT accounted fol
his rolling about 50 much"
The longest and most successful reign
In history was the Dclugc, and the creates,
old sponge was King Porus.
Washington Territory wants statute
To- punish bachelors for marrying school
ma'ams as fast as they arrive.
Stanley Is gong to the South Pole Il
solicit advertisements for the Herald, and see
how far the pole sticks out of the ground
-"lt is sin to steal . pin, and man in
Philadelphia has been arrested for that very
offense. The pin had diamond attached
to it.
joaquin Miller has presented Grace
Greenwood with pair of car rings made
| from rattlcsnakc's rattles, mounted with
gold.
"A correspondent wants to know wheth.
er, considering the great utility of the ocean,
poets arc not wrong in calling it "a waste
Of water :"
-"Bub," asked a perplexcd pedestrian,
(which is the quickest way for me to get to
the Eastern depoty" Accommodating news
hoy, 'Run."
james Kelley, of WilliamspOrt, Pa., has
just given $3.50, 900 to establish a College in
which boys are tuaght any tradc they wish
to learn free Of COST
"A Milwaukee editor went to the court
yard to see the cold and lifelcss body of .
woman, and found q statue of the Goddess
of Liberty waiting to see HIM.
"A California woman bought some fowls
that had been scratching in golden gravel,
and found enough of the shining orc in
their crops to pay for the whole lot.
George Augustus Sala writes that lin
no country in the world arc SO many men Of
shining talents, of noble mind, of refined
taste, hurled alive, ~ in the United States. VI
-Ex. Commodore George N. Ilollins. of
Baltimore, is the last survivor of those on
board the United States fr;gatc President,
Commodore Decatur. when she was cap.
turcd in 1915.
Said q youngster, inhigh glce, display.
ing to bosom friend his purchase, on tho
sidewalk g." Two cocoanuts for ten ccrts
that will make me sick to morrow, and l
won't have 90 to school.
Albert Bierstadt is now in San Francisco
having just returned from the Yosemite val.
ley, with his portfolio filled with new and
beautiful studies Of the stupendous scenery
Of that remarkable region.
The Pittsburgh, Pa, workingmen have
been holding large and enthusiastic meet.
ings to devise means for preventing the
introduction Of Chinese labor into the man.
ufactures of that city.
Here is literal translation of an cpl.
tsph in the French cemetery Of Montpar>
nssse: Dear Wife! In thy reunion in the
grave with thy father and thy mother all
my desires are accomplished"
--Agassiz is expected home about Octubcr
18th, and will find 10S packages Of spcci.
inens in natural history awaiting his araivai
at the museum, having been received du.
ring his absence and stored unopened.
"A newly converted reporter thus mott.
ces u minstrel troupe: For those who do
NO: consider It a sin to witness minstrel
shows, this entertainment will furnish
pleasant relaxation from revival meetings.
Dickens received over $4,000 for Lit.
tie Dorrit. But Douglas Jerrold received
only el0 for BLACK Eysd Susan" the most
popular drama on the English stage. aud
died leaving his family without sixpencc.
"A large portion of the famous Marsh.
field estate was sold .. auction few days
ago. II comprises 110 acres Of land sloping
down to the sea, near the towns of Marsh.
field and Duxbury. Mass and overlooking
the Atlantic.
"A Wisconsin valetudnarian insists on
being buried in copper coffin, ornamentcd
with mincrslogicsl specimens; but his snx.
ious mother protests against any such an
arrangement on account of the danger of
his being struck by lightning.
The American students at Leipsic, NJ.
pear to be bad lot Recently five of them
were arrested for breaking street lamps and
making night hideous about the city.
Scarcely night passes that some Of them
are not arrested
That was avery tcnderhearted man, near
Pittsburgh. who, on being told that his wife,
who had left the house only an hour before,
Was drowned, and that her body was found
o mile or 60 below, said, "Shc must have
foated down right lively"
The New York Yachts intending to
accept the invitation of the Grand Duke
Alexis to visit st. Petersburg, are the Daunt
less, Sappho, Columbia, and Wandercr
They will rendezvous at Cowes, whence
they will start together for the Baltic.
"A fishing schooner frDm Gloucester,
Mass, set her seine around y school of
mackerel on recent occasion, and succeed.
cd In getting 1t full, when whale went
clear through the seine tearing it badly and
the msckercl to escape.
AT one Of his lectures George Francis
Train shouted: Now. then, anybody csn
ask me questions" Whereapon an old lady
got up and said: Mr. Train, would like
70 know what makes pot.leg always burn
In two In the middle:" The great Ameri.
can traveller waa 1t sonp,ua
= Hans Brcitman is IN trouble This 10
what he says:
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