The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1872-05-29
How tho Lexington, No., Caucasian Re-
celved tho News OF Greeley's
Nomination.

tue gonB-kWong let tue lOund hoSan-
ma ring bum.tum, fuzzle.bum, ding.
goblin Praise, God, from whom
all blessings flow; praise Him, all
patriots here below Glory glory |! !
glo.o.ory =! In the language Of the
sanity Beecber, when be heard OF the
butohery of twenty thousand of his
fellow beings at Gettysburg, sBully,
Hnllelujah = All hail to the Isreul of
Lihoralism and Reform, for now may
tboy triumph obviously. Tho woolly
horse and his rider may they cast
into the sea. Jnbilate Hooptee.
doodendoo Jaoobiuism totters to
it's fall. Unconstitutional Congresses
of perjured rufGans; itchy. palmed, :,
bribe-tukiug, ofticc.peddling presidcu =.
tial Doors and sots usurping Legisla-
lures blasphemous, pickpockct Sena-
tors and Governors /; shoulder .strapp.
ed outlaws, titled bummers, recon~
struotion satraps, nigger bacchanals,
official incendiaries, thieves, bond
holders, cut-purses, all tremblo at
the roar of coming door.
The whole gigantic fabric Of fanati-
cism, corruption, and wrong reels and
shivers before the..rising hurricane of q
long down.trampled and deluded
peoples wrath und common sense.
2e Deum Lauaamus! Radicalism
tho great is falling, is falling, Hugo
will bo its tumble, and few will be the
mourners. Ring out, ye bells, belle,
bells the steamboat bells, the far
sounding bells the COW bells, the
peaceful bells the sleigh bells, the
merry bells the church bells, the
deep toned bells the factory bells,
tho engine bells, bellies 10 bell-sha ped
crinoline-all the bells but Sew
ard's little bell = Ring, riog, your
glad anthems over city and couotry,
over mountain and prairie, crng, river,
lake, wildwood, and valley. Let the
joyous music strike the skies. Jingle,
jingle Tng-a-ling Ding-dong |!
ding dong ~
in sending word to his constituents
to rejoice with him, the immortal
Donas gives these specifications
"Rejoice, ye old men, because as
things are going now your ancient
optics shall once more sec 'pcace on
earth, good will to men, and your
skinny Aingers thrill with the long.
forgotten magnetism of half dollars
that glitter and clink. Leap for joy,
ye aged women, because ere long
calico, tea, sugar, and camphor will
be back at old prices; open your
toothless, cat fshy mouths, and war
bio sweet Songs of dcliverance. Toot
the cracking rams horns.
Howl raptuous hosannas, ye fiea>bit-
ten hound.pups and the glecful cat.
gut squeak: Pipe forth your glad
ness, oh, jassaoks and nightine ales
and ganders. Croak, ye frogs squeal,
ye hogs, flap your wings and scream
your shrillest note of victory, oh, in.
vinciblo shangbi of Freedom. Let
volcanoes blaze and festive tar-barrels
crackle and CLEAN. Let torch light
nod to bonfire, and cannon boom
their mighty p@ans. Let rocks,
cataracts, and hill-sidos bull calves,
oceans, CULTS, lakes, and mill dams ;
mon, women, children, fops, poodlos,
beasts, birds and reptiles, all croa-
tion. animate uhd inanimatc, burst
forth in one tremendous, defeating,
deafening, laundering, sky splitting
roar of triumph, joy and praise. The
Caucasian patriotism and common
sense have prevailed, and Radicalism,
the cunning, the brutal, the bloody,
is doomed to speedy aud irretrievable
overthrow. Let the country tear of
her Widows weeds, and array herself
in her brightest and comeliest duds.
Let Columbia get herself q new
waterfall, love ola bonnet, a skcle
ton skirt with panier attachment and
setof distracting ourls, and execute
gay Old Virginia shindig with the
Goddess of Liberty and the statue oi
Washington, while blind Justice
seated on the head Of barrel lAbled
'Old Constitution" plays the fiddle
and grinningly yells 'Galopade all =
Let JOY be unconfned. All things
are lively, and the good time coming
is come at last For the Cauoasian's 1
policy has boen adopted the eau
oasiaD's ticket has been nominated
and Radioalism, the treaohorous, the
murderous, the insatiate, the devilisb
is dying, Afric, dying Glorifcal
lelujerum ! Hurrah ! Three. times
three thousand cheers and view
halloo for. Horace Greeley and B
Gratz Brown, the philosopher and tn
statesman,!<: .E
"Harkl bark Unfold your ear
to tho dimensions of a saddle skirt, O
Missouri legislators auditory flaps
What means that mighty, all per
. vading { roar, which, like, an ever
suallipg, widening, deepening !gian
wave Of glad aoolairo, comes .sWaep