Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1872-01-11
IN TOWN AND OUT.

Success makes fools seem wise.
, Happiness is internal, not external.
The way of the transgressor is hard.
Leap year parties are now being held
The days have commenced to length
en- again.
This is the interchangeable winter OF
record.
sit snows," cried the school-boy OF
Monday last.
The scale for a Rooster-The croac.
matte.
A great many almanacs died las
year.
How to get along well-Have it dug
deep.
Representative Stilwell acted as Secre.
tary at the late Democratic caucus.
If seven days make one week how
many will make one strong?
Presbyterian Mite Society at Mrs. II
D. McDowell's this Thursdy evening.
The American lSe,oiag Machine is all
the go. 7tf.
J. S. Rutan of Beaver, has been cho-
sen Speaker of the Senate of the Penn
sylvaDia Legislature.
The last day of 1871 was remarkable
for its thunder, lightning and warm
rain.
A sweet school ma'am at Green Bay,
Wisconsin, rides to school every day in
hand sled drawn by the big boys.
Don't buy any sewing machine until
you see and try the American Button-hole
Seeing Machine. 45tf
Absence destroys small passions and
increases great ones, as the wind extin-
guishes tapers and kindles fires.
Ihave very little respect for the ties
of the world as the chap said when the
rope was put around his week.
"Come here, Tommy" said a school
master: "Do you know your A B C's?''
"Yes, sir, l know bee sees"
A Pennsylvania music teacher fell
lloiIl al sbofl anu iouhu
the pitch uncomfortably high.
What piece of music did Adam first
play in the garden of Eden? "Warb-
lings at Eve"-Of course.
The American Button-hoIe lSe,oiRg Ma
chine takes the lead. Don't buy any
other until you see and try it. 45tf
St. Mathew gave up position as tax
collector to follow Christ. They don't
st. Mathew much in these days.
Men who do not believe in advertising
are about the first ones to rush to the
editor when they get into a scrape, to
get him not to mention it.
A cotemporary threatens to send a
smallpox patient after his subscribers
who are in arrears for their paper for
more than year.
Mr.. Urmson shot three deer while on
visit to Pennsylvania a week or two
since and brought them home with him
which he disposed of at nice price.
The latter part of wise mans life is
taken up in curing the follies, prejudices
and false opinions he has contracted in
the former.
Our attention has been called to the
American Batton-hole lSe,oing Machine
which of all sewing machines is the ma
chine. 45tf
When Horace Greeley is asked what
kind of music he prefers, he answers:
''The song of the harvest; three beats
to one measure.
Marriage enlarges the scene of hap
piness or misery; the marriage of love
is pleasant, the marriage of interest,
easy; and marriage where both meet,
happy.
A man whose wife hanged herself in
his presence, on being asked why he
did not prevent the tragedy, replied, q
cut her down three times last week, and
cannot always be cutting her down.
So necessary is fun to the mind that
a late philosopher says, if schools should
be built without Fairgrounds nobody
would get beyond short division in a
lifetime.
At this time of year the appetite Graves
SOmetnlnS snarp. weston has JusI Wnat
is needed in the shape of prepared horse
radish, all ready for the table. 1t is the
incest preparation of that article we
have ever seen.
We have received from the Mansfield
Herald a finely printed New Years
Address to its patrons, in pamphlet
form. 1t is a very neat piece of. work
manship and its verse is exceedingly
well written.
Prof. r. S. McCullock testified, as an
expert in the Wharton trial, that the
analysis of Prof. Aiken of the stomach
of Gen. ketchum was not sufficient to
indicate the presence of antimony. The
tests Aiken had applied were fallacious.
He had himself produced all the pecu-
liar appearances described by Aiken as
belonging to the precipitate without the
use of antimony.