The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-09-19
VARIETIES.
Which runs fastest, heat or cold? Heat, Of
course, because anybody can catch cold.

Which runs fastest, heat or cold? Heat, of
course, because anybody can catch cold.
Love is described as very much like
Scotch plaid-"all stuff and much crossed.
Imagine the distress OF the milliner who
forgot which side of the rose to put the hat.
b The man who sets too high value upon
his abilities, rarely becomes a mali OF worth.
What should a man always keep, especial
ly after he has given it to another? His
word. @#
No entertainment is so cheap as reading,
nor any pleasure so lasting Lady H. Non
tGgue. tl9 ~
A m an that boards riches and enjoys them
not, is like an ass that carnes gold and eats
thistles. a5u.a aa-2.,s
Some people act as iftheir debts were like
coffee, and would settle themselves in time
by standing.
A reporter, in depicting wreck at sea, says
that 'no less than thirteen unfoltunates bit
the DUST -4f #1' @-a q s2%. s-t
Trust him little who praises all him less
who censures all and him least who is indlf--
ferent about all us4% IAaUA#
Pat was asked the other day if he under
stood French, eyes, your honor, if its spo-
ken in Irish
Frenchman said of Shakespeare: SVEN
you find angling you no understan'. it is al
ways somezing fine.3 1854 8 af ha7og q. .es
They tell US ola railroad in Kentucky
whereon the Locomotives are assisted up a
steep grade by yoke Of oxen. ~...-r-r i
The fixed purpose sways and bends all cirx
cumstances to its use, as the wind bends the
reeds and rusLes beneath it.
A correspondent, who wishes to paint his
house, would like to know where he can find
a can of blindman's buff. aaia-7sah E. angie
A naturalist has taken the ground that a
lobster is posthumous work. inasmuch as it
is never red till after death. aAa rHr
Many millionaires are of less service to the
community in which they. reside, than are .
that cleanse the streets. aaaI slg .oa
We are only competent to Judge another s.
conduct when we thoroughly comprehend
the motives that prompted his actions. s..
It is said that the light of a match will
fighten q wolf; but a.loysematch sometimes
fails to keep the wolf from the door, u 81
x 4a~oM IfR a9dEa8 f51uA WHY 9ha ~ s3l Is 2
. The man who is not Ineligible, is. not in Y,
telligent. You may depend upon this as
rule which will never deceive you. aNQNA s
- 1fyou, would be pungent, be brief; it is
with words as with 'sunbeams-the more
they are condensed the deeper they burn i54 4 !
" George Eliot says "a woman dictates be-
fore marriage in order that she may have an
appetite for submission afterwards aoeY
The darkest cloud which overshadows hu-aa
man life may often appear the brightest to-
the angels who watch over us from heaven INV
A man who had travelled through, New. der. i
sey says that he saw some land so poor that
you could not raise a disturbance on if. s-sy
WHAT'S In aname RI There is town in y
Iowa with the delightful name of Cascade
the people of which have to 60 five miles for
water! - VA isaia H. '9s 5q, gt' sqaag 81 sa9l
Humility is the lesson of science. It is by
measuring ourselves against the unsolved
of science that we learn our feeble-
ness.