National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1872-03-15
Facts and Fancies.
A put up iob-An auction.

A put up iob-An auction.
An Notwithstanding bar.
Song of the oyster Keep me in my
little bed.
A man whom we can put up with-A
good hotel keeper.
If you want to give man blowing
up, get steam on first, of course.
Why is drunkard like n bad account
Because he generally overbalances.
A Paradox. DO you wish to get up
with the lark =? Then go to bed without
it,
What is that which no one wishes to
have and no one wishes to loose A bald
head.
The Englishman vino called the Hoo
sac tunnel " blasted hula' was literally
correct.
A poetic individual who visited Mag
ara not only heard the flood, "but saw
its wild fierce smile.
Straw fringe and leaves are to be very
much used this season for trimming
bonnets, dresses, and parasols
Two female students recently had q
fencing bout in which one lost an eve
and the other had the tip of her nose
sliced off.
The newest style of ornaments for the
HAIR are gilt and silver stars, or anchors
in colored velvet, or gilt leaves, or sprays
of wheat fastened on one side of the
front braid.
Two young ladies in New York who
have been noted for their beauty and
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lived from the use, the phy4lcians affirm,
of paints and ,smetics of various kinds.
In an article on II recent fair in that
city, the editor Of Macon, Ga, paper
saws brother editor took a valuable
premium, but an unkind policeman
made him put it right back where he
took it from.
Some persons are so very sensitive
A St Louis firm have sued bank
president for S39. 900, because when one
of their notes was offered for discount
he remarked that he wouldn't touch it
with ten foot pole.
A countryman in Savannah, Georgia,
observed a gang of negroes at work IN
the streets, each wearing ball and chain.
lie asked one why that ball was chained
to his leg. "To keep people from steal
ing it," said the prisoner "heaps of
thieves around here"
A recently arrived English servant girl
pitched a cup of scalding coffee irto her
mistress face, at San Francisco, because
the lady hoped the Prince of Wales
would die. She is now looking for
another place British family preferred
references sunexceptionable.
A young lady in Massachusetts, town
has taken up dentistry for living. All
the gentlemen patronize her. One
young man has become horeessly in
fatuated with her. Consequently he
hasn't a tooth in his head. She has
pulled every blessed one of them; and
made him two new sets and pulled them,
and - now at work on his fathers jaws.
A man in Memphis, desiring to see the
Grand Duke, took off his coat and carried
a large Saratoga trunk on his shoulders
up stairs, thus eva1ing the police, who
had strict orders to keep all strangers
out of the Peabody House. After carry
ing n 2Oo-pouud trunk up two flights OF
stairs, he didn't see the Grand Duke,
and found somebody had stolen his coat.
reporter has to lie a little, of course,
or they would discharge him. That is
the only drawback to the profession.
That is why | left it. l am different
from Washington l have higher and
grander stan lard of principle. Wash.
ington could not lie. l can lie, 7but /
won't Reporting is fascin ting, but
then it is so distressing to have to lie so.
Lying is bad-lyine is very bad Every
individual knows that by experience.
[ think that for a man to tell lie when
ne can't make anything by it, is wrong.