Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-06-20

backs. This as the astsweek ~te<save
the penalty. 49,
Those who want a live paper fdu-
ring the campaign should subscribe
for the DEMocRAT. y
Three card monte is not popular
game among our young men. Ascold
poker deck is good enough for steady.
work.
If more care were exercised in ref
erence to the clothing Of little chill
dren there would be fewer mourning
households.
One who wishes the world to know
4 what he knows about farming, says
the best way to raise strawberries is
with spoon.
Boys when you go to see a young
man sit up with his <intended,D be
sure the ''boss" is out. 1t may save
an apology.
Let doctors who complain of dull
times take courage-the cucumber
season is here, which will give them
plenty to do.
We have a very solid pavement in
front of our office, but a mighty rough
one. Couldn't it be smoothed off a
little, Doctor rptal aas -sssa.rre
The boy of the period swears like a
sailor; chews tobacco like a brake
man on a freight train smokes like a.
bad chimney swaggers like an organ
grinder, and lies like a trooper.
If you want to be convinced that
Eaton is growing very rapidly, take a
walk through the different streets
The number of new improvements
will astonish you.
1t may be mentioned as a matter of.
national note, for fear of its being for
gotten, that the Fourth of July, the
day we USED to celebrate-fa1ls ON
Thursday this year. -.
ID. M. MoRRow, Esq.,, of the "Wes-
tern Farmer" Madison, Wisconsin,
is in town this week. He is look
ing well and reports the Badgers"
all for Greeley.
The terrible report ONE that hops
are scarce, dear, and w-orm-eaten.-
| Smaller beer-glasses, higher prices, or
more water are horrible possibilities
of the immediate future.
A young man in town says he eats
just enough to keep body and soul
together. His landlady says if that is
Fsorthey must be very much disposed
to separate. @,t
You ought not to expect too much
of All editor when he is driven to be-
ing his. own composition, press-man
and devil, and has to run all over
town every forenoon in the rain to
get a quarter to buy his dinner with
The question of who shall be the
Radical candidate for Congressional
honors in this District is becoming
vexed. Keep cool, gentlemen. The
Liberals will settle that little business
in due time. ~Hf.E
Jos. S. CAMPBELL, of the Chicago,
and Vincennes r. r., was
home on a visit for a few days.gsHe
reports everything in Chicago for
Greeley, and says he Will carry the
State by 10000!
Young sports who sing eve won't
go home till morning." on the streets
late at night are correct in their opin-
ion flour Marshal hears them. Those
who sing this song Saturday night as
described, won't go home until Mon
day morning, sure.
We notice several of our exchanges
have taken up plan of refusing tc
advertise for nothing, and adopted
it. Good. we hope that every coun,
Try paper in Ohio will drop into tina
line and do justice to themselves:
Does the Eaton REGISTER charge
the Agricultural Society for its adj
vertising?- Did it charge the Stool
Accompany? Are they published TO
1.-THE PARTICULAR benefit of any persol
Fl any more than those Of Festivals, Re
notices, sc? f@la.E bee "A@t
\. - ~ III - - $50 ~ = ~ - =
Another clerical, scandal anothe
stain upon the church, Rev, MI
Thompson, at one time a ;pastorsi
charge of one Of the Methods
Churches in Cincinnati, was terribl
. cut with a Ratchet, in the hands Of a
' infatuated paramour who charged sal
minister with improper relations wit
his mistress. His condition is crit
cal. So we go. NsTgAas
It Some men have a very selfish nc
IS ton on the subject of subscribing fc
a newspaper. They seem to neve
think of any one else in the famil.
lie and if they themselves want no pape
ID why of our they conclude the
need none in the house. A ma
4 whose soul is so contracted is not
to have a wife or to raise chfldrel
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