Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1872-08-08
IN TOWN AND OUT.
Hard to swallow-Crow.

Hard to swallow-Crow.
The weather has been delightful
for some days past. Evenings quite cool
The very best ice-cream can be had
at Weston's.
H. G. stands for Horrible Govern
ment.
Read the article on the first page
"After the Comet"
The buzz of the threshing machine
is heard in the land.
Smoke, if you do, try Weston's ci-
gars and tobacco. 49tf
Last Friday night several persons
got very "tired" ON crow.
Have you had a drink out of the
Arctic Soda Fountain at Weston's?
1 The Dem-Rep-party is what the
Salem Republican calls the Greeleyites.
Students of astronomy-lovers on
the piazza.
Good cure for anger-take seat in
an ice-house
What grows stronger with age?
Butter.
The campaign will be an exciting
one. Take the papers and keep posted.
Grow "went baek'' on some of the
Chappaquack's, after the jollification on
Friday night.
The Democracy will soon claim that
they were the original Abolitionists of
the country.
The Democrats who jollified over
the North Carolina election look rather
sheepish.
The Ohio State Fair commences on
Monday the 2nd day of September, at
Mansfield. -- -
The Northern Ohio Fair, at Cleve-
land, commences September 18th, con-
tinuing four days.
I'm Mt. Gilead mustard plants which
are now in bloom forms beautiful bOr-
der to the streets. So says the Sentinel.
-Larimer's Lunch Rooms are becom-
ing quite popular. Persons can get
warm dinners there for small sum.
If your best friend asks to borrow
your umbrella, tell him you'll see him
damped first.
"A forty thousand dollar fire occur
red in Plymouth, Ind, on Friday morn
ing. ,:,H iE. 5'l-ltt 2 t.astt
Look for Peaches and Watermelons
at Weston's, opposite the Post Office.
49tf
A man who has had quite num-
ber OF teeth drawn, declares that ''if
there's one sort of people who should
be eternally lost, it's dentists"
An Irishman being told by his mas
ter-"Pat, you always bask in the sun
light of my smile," replied, "Sure an
yer honor makes it hot enough for me.n
Weston has genuine, simon pure
Soda Water. No tartaric acid and saler
atus used. Try it opposite Post Office.
49tf II
We furnish Envelops with Busi-
ness Card thereon, nearly as cheap as
the blank envelopes can be purchased
elsewhere. n
An author wrote an article entitled,
SIS there no hope for the wicked?'
But the printer made it read, s'Is there
no rope for the wicked?"
The ladies of the N. E. Church |
will hold their Monthly Social with Mrs.
Uhler, Friday evening, Aug. 8. A gen.
eral attendance is solicited.
in consequence of so much rain
there will be considerable tough tbresh-
ing this season. Those contemplating
following the business had better be
preparing their horses shoulders.
Republicans, look at the history of
the last ten years; see what it is to be q
s'good DemOcrat''-and then use your
influence to place one at the head of the
nation if you can. i , b. ~
The late rains have replenished the
springs and streams hereabouts, and
caused the corn and potatoes to grow |
vigorously. Early potatoes have taken
second growth.
AT a sewing society, lady re-
marked "We are all friends of the do |
nestle muse" To which another lady |
replied, "Dear me! is she in town? l
haven't seen her yet"
Said gentleman to drunkard,-
"My friend, fear your gait is rather
uncertain" eyes, sir. I'ye been a
threatening to git new hinges for it this
long time.
"A Yankee reading in a paper of an
eloquent pleading at the bar, ex-
claimed, "Waal now, if that amt a |
change of name? call begging for whis- |
ky an eloquent pleading at the barr
Wheat was injured but very little |
by the recent rains, and is now safely |
slowed away in barns. Oats are nearly |
all cut but not housed. Hay harvest is
about over sl Iuall
"A Des Moines gentleman, who grad
uated at an Eastern college, and was for
some time popular clergyman, is now
driving dray. and likes it the best of
anything he has tried yet.
g Pm afraid I'm sitting ON your
crinoline ma'am." "Oh! never mind,
sir, it's of no consequence; you can't
hurt it." ssNo, a'am, it's not that
but the confounded thing hurts me-"
An exchange says that washing
horses in the morning with water in
which one or two onions are sliced will
keep the flies at distance. Easy eX-
periment-wellw worth trying.
If you want to talk heavy science,
say 'sprotoxide of hydrogen" instead
of 'ice." 1t sounds bigger and not one
man out of hundred will know what
you mean.
Mr.. Weston has been supplying our
citizens with fine Watermelons during
the past few days. The season has
opened and he intends to have supply
on hands all the time.
Our Democratic friends haven't as
much to say about "black Republicans
since they have made the blackest of
black Republicans their standard bear
er.
Said young lady to her mother,
"Did you notice that beautiful meta
phorical expression Mr.. Morgan used
this mornings" "Dear me, no! he
must have bought it lately for have
never seen it." HID
"A Kentucky youth recently turned
up alive after the family had been to
the expense of getting hundred and
fifty dollar coffin for him, which they
are now at a loss to know what to do
with. Sell it to Horace. He will need
it in November.
| The Democratic party awakes from
its Rip Van Wrinkle sleep to-day and
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