Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-08-15
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BREYITIES.

ALWAYS "HARD PREssED'--Bricks.
MERE CATcH,rENNY AFFAIRs--Hand-
organs
WHAT physician stands at the top of
his understandable gentleman who at
tends patients on monument
VALUE the friendship of him who
stands by you in the storm swarms of
insects will surround you in the sun
shine
In the recent trial of Du Bourg, in
Paris, for the murder of his wife, all
the bachelors on the jury were chal-
lenged
A FOREIGN medical journal remarks
that the most warlike nation in modern
times is vaccination, because it is almost
always in arms
IN June last there were 100000 sheep
in Scotland, 100000 Of which were on
regular mountain sheep farms; the re.
maiuder on arabic lands
The time to possess your soul in pa
thence is when your hat blows off in the
street and your eyes are too full of dirt TO
see which way it goes
TN rather not take horn with you,"
said the loafer to the mad bull but the
gun lu2lS'cu On itatI'g MIN " TWO, ana
the loafer got quite high.
ALL the prisoners IN the Anderson
County (Tenn.) jail escaped recently tX-
cept ColOred man whose term Of service
was TO expire IN teW days.
TIE Saratoga trunk has been succeeded
by bigger one, which is called the cot
IrSe W. We o'SISG,Si,,,s' i arc "P''l
NV -, fs y, -
.ha roanntian thnt bis nIii5rn,, oro r(t
o an ~ a+,ona gmm5a,, schnnI for won't ~
'iU NJ ciotbos tbat o snouds Sab
hatL ~, NO ,rno C'i's' occa,nnonaG h. his
Fa ,'''I GnCr ,thi"b rroars ave dollar
co 'i,
''Do YOU mean to saw" said traveller
to a Western Sheriff, "that man was
shot here Yesterday because he was CAUGHT
in the net of carving off rome ,"
eyes" ouietly answered the Sheriff.
.shpt there was horse nj the end of the
ropep
CuFv1sr--Weu. here's the two
draughts This ones for your good man.
and the others for the COW If you
haven't money enough to pay for both,
you had better take one. Wife-Well,
well, as YOU say so think I'd perhaps
better take the bottle for the COW,
THE father of bow whose veracity is
not so marked as his back. asked the
teacher why his son didn't have better
acquaintance with hgures, and was con
slderabIy eIectElhed "hen lhe teacher Ten
derry observed, II really donl know,
/ without IL $ because hgureS won Ne
THE idea of retaining the Colorado
desert hy means of artesian wells has
been hroached. 1t is thought that largp
suhterrauean stream runs under the DIES
crt. and shat ali that is necessary is to
bore deep enough to strike it. Congress
will be applied to for grant as a recon-
Pense tor boring these wells,
THE assertion that lady puts the es.
seuce, nay, the very purpose and import
OF her letter in the postscript, has had
many an ingenious but invented illustra-
ton. One Of the best is that Of a young
lady in China TO her friends at home, viz
"P. S,-Iou will see by the signature That
nm married"
A WRITER in The F%cij states az very
curious tnct. that hen, after Matching
out two ducklings from eggs placed under
her Tor that purpose, and attempting in
vain to induce them to come out from the
water, 70 which they mad Immediately be.
taken themselves, herself swan IN after
them and pushing them before her, aC-
tualIy forced them to the land.
A WILD man. said to he cntirelv GOV.
cred with hair. and ~ untame1 an1 float
as a hpcl il occasionally seen in the
vicinity of san Pelro Rav Fla 10
feeds on berries INT as soon az he he,
comes aware of the presence Of any If