The Leavenworth weekly times., 1872-02-01

xyaS-W OueI.AmmefkA0 10 come - NV
York.
Mis- Alice Pillie, IN American girl, las
married s.. 0o0, 900 and the Marquis de
Chaseloup -Laubat.
We should judge, from our exchanges,
that one Of our bet and Won't men is dead,
which his name i Fisk.
Million has made q princely fortune with
her voice. She will 70 back to Europe
worth $400. 900, half Of which she made in
this country.
The following notice il promirs ntly
posted in the Astor House restaurant in Nev
York: 'Oystes chlorolormed and Upened
a "a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Some wag said that the FIRST week Of the
year must Be cheerful one to proof.readers,
Who are paid for reading Mayors inausurals
Governon mesages. reports Of hospitals
and insane asylums.
"A pocket-book s3atcher got away with
$S5 the other day, in Broadvoy. The lady
from whom it was stolen sought to enlist .
policeman in pursuit of the thief, and vas
told that 'it served her right for carrying
her portmonaie in her hand"
"A man in Danbury, Conn.,, heard that
powder fried in lard wss good for boils. He
tried to cook the mixture, and his boils are
efectually cured, and the house has been re-
pai'ed 90 that it is almost as good as new.
The Chicago Post says: "Ninety two
wives in different sections Of the CITY are pre-
pairing TO lie in wait for on-keepers after
the Law goes into effect. They declare it will
he "A for,d a . ,,ous;ou 60. sL. ob:lsh-.. , ,,
An Illinois somnambulst was rescued
just as she was about to walk of from a
sleeping-car platform in full motion.
The New Orleans zines thinks Alexis
should not be allowedto leave America with
out being shown the louisiana Legislature.
"A crusty old bachelor says that Glove is
. wretched business, consisting Of little
signing, little crying, a little dying, and a
great deal Of lying"
AN Illinois farmer las told his story.
He was going out to his corn-crib the other
morning, he says, when he saw large rat,
with head erect, carrying full-sized car Of
corn in his mouth, while At the same time his
tail was wrapped around another ear, which
he was dragging behind him.
-Opelika, Ala, has created sensation BY
the le.p-year mode Of eating phiIopenas in
that place, as reported BY the editor of the
Loeometius. The young lady takes the
almond between her teeth, and the Young
gentleman bites it of.
This is the last concerning the author of
"What Know About Farming" 1t asserts
that he lately paid a visit to Danbury, Conn,
and hearing that the villagers had just made
5000 pounds Of cheese from sixteen COWS,
started Immediately for the slaughter house
to witness the operation.
A. correspondent of a Kentucky paper,
speaking Of a friends marriage, remarked
"Hc hath achieved q maid that paragons
description" The blushing bride took down
her little Webster and translated the compli-
ment thus: "He hath performed female
servant that surpasses recitation" The cor.
respondent wonders il arnica is any good.
The Chicago Post is responsible for this:
Olive Logan's very sick,
Jay Gould has got the measels,
Ed. stoke $ ain { brought TO trial yet.
Pop 60 the weasels
An Oregon p.per says: "John 3. Peak
ran of with Benton county girl and mar.
ried her, for which he was prosecuted in the
Circuit Court at Corvallis last week, but the
jury got sight of the pretty wife he get BY the
operation and unanimously voted that they
would have done it too."
An old traveller tells u pretty tough
story shout being lost in the woods with his
dog, where he CT uld get nothing TO eat, aud
had TO cut of the dogs tail, which he boiled
for himself, and afterwards gave the dog the
bone. We would rather borrow hundred
dollars than believe that story.
The Kennebec Journal says little six
years old, not hundred miles from HALO
we'll, was asked by lis mother to take
piece Of cake from her plate, that she had
not eaten. whereupon young hopeful replied
that che did not purpose 10 become L,za.
rms for anybody" He'll do.
"A Rochester lady has sued photo
grapher ofihat city for 5000 damages, be-
cause he displayed one of her pictures in
front of his place with this placard attached:
"One-half dozen photographs ordered by
this very stylish young lady, and payment
asked and insul,ingly refused"