The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1872-01-19
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The woman's club-The broomstiek. -
= The Pacific mails-Quiet husbends. sH
II all flesh is grass, is hay beef a la ass.s- -,i
moved? k.sa
A welcome ship at any time-Friend- - .sr
Most people sleep harder on soft
beds. '-s- -
A child of the sea-The harbor 4
buoy. s.-.s -q- vas5szss
Gratitude is the memory of the
heart.
The idle hour is the devils opportu- s''
nifty. -1..t--i igfie
/ Self-made men very apt to wor- ''s' ''i'.'
ship their maker ..,-....., -...s
Why are young ladies partial to SUM-
set and twilight? Because they are 1oE =
the daughters of Eve. =. . t.s.t ..-..
May mot hermit justly call his cave las .,,g
manshun.
House painters are the most per-
sistent huers of wood. -,
The best way to make time 90 fast is
to use the spur of the moment.
Tit for Tat-It is beautys privilege
to kill time; and, in revenge, timekis
beauty. Fl.f ts
Consider Glass is the name of a Bos-
ton painter and glazier t ft
The four rules of good health are b
said TO be- b -s.0. .... g.sr
%i;ssst fsss aS9Geffsis ssS%PsHfnssa eaSss air
A boarding house keepermixed some
patent medicine in his hash because it
was advertised a cure for consump-
ton. %
My dear sir, will pay you in time
and since time is money, the longer
You walt the surer you are of your
pay. ....., ..
rich London musical amateur gives
splendid private parties, at which the
best professionals perform but he in
yites only men. He says women's pet a-
ticoats absorb the sound
Men are frequently like tea-thereals
strength and goodness are notproperly
drawn out of them until they hayebeen
for short time in hot water.
Why Is very pretty, well-mada -'
fashionable girl like thrifty house.
keeper? Because she makes great fe~.
5ttstle about very small a0aist. a.se
The strongest propensity in wo-
man 8 nature, says q careful student of
the sex, Is to want to know what is go
ing ON, and the next is to boss the lob.
A Connecticut woman consoled her
BOY, who wept because she wouldn't
let him go to the circus, by promising 81 $50
HIM leave to go down town and see his
father have tooth pulled
rural editor has lost all faith in
the luck of horse Shoes He nailed
one over his door recently, and that
morning there came by mail three
duns and seven 'sstops," and a man
called with a revolver to ask ssyho
wrote that article?' -
An old lady, walking with her two
grown daughters on a moonlight night f.J
displayed her knowledge of astrono.
my by pointing heayenward ard ex- I'D
claiming, OH my dears, DO look at
them beautiful stars, Juniper and
March, s-es
peasant went into large citv,
and among other objects that struck
his fancy, was arrested by a banking .t.
Office, wherehe saw people go out and
in, without getting any goods appar-
entity, as in other shops. He vent1Ired 'e.
to enter and ask the teller whas was
sold there. ''Asses' heads" was the
sneering reply. 'What business Won
have!" said the rustic, 81 see you have
but one left"
Our major, says an old Mexican vol
unteer, had very long feet, and also
horse that threw every one but the ma
Ior. One evening the majors servant
was out on the parade ground with the
horse, and, as usual, got thrown Off
When one of the boys spoke up and .-
said, 81 know why:.the horse don't
throw the major" ''Why?" was asked
by dozen more. Swell you see, ri
'he majors got such long feet that the
horse thinks he is in shafts. ."-No6iLc
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