Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1872-08-10
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deal of coupling.
"A joyless life is worse To bear than
one of active grief.
He who procrastlnates reform yields
to Satan all he asks.
1t is possible to he doing something
aud yet be very idle.
Can a bullet be said to resemble n
sheep when IL grazesl
Innocence Is like polished arnor, il
adorns and 1t defends.
The man who stole pair Of boots
the other day had 1T.
Men blame themselves only for the
urpOse of being praised.
Better make pcnitents by gcntlcness
than hypoerites by severity.
No fountain so small but that heaven
may be imaged ia its hosOm.
Some one wants to know what he
comes of the hits of a woman's mind.
1t is easy to look down on others to
look down On ourselves is the difficulty
Although fishes have no voice. vet pto-
pie have been known TO make fish blwl.
IF thou art master be thou some
times blind If II servant, sometimes deaf
No man ever did a designed injury to
another without dOinga greater to himself
A third interest in ths st. LOuis Times
has been sold for $4,000.
Can an electric eel be said to lead Il
shocking life
Prominent race horses now travel in
palace cars on the railways.
Dogs that Kill sheep in the rural dis
tricts are called "canint kukluk."
The wheat harvest in the West = the
heaviest realized for many years.
--Comcob reunions have given place t.
fishing parties In Jackson, Florida.
A Detroit policeman is barking on
the cold trail of the Nathan murderer.
Florida rocks grow narcotic fungus
which the natives use In place of tobacco,
An Illinois farmer has an $4,000 acre
corn patch and 30, 0O0 acres of other grain.
Pine smoking is less unhealthy than
cigar smoking
A Detroit woman lately dispatched a
| mud dog with II rolling pin.
The wicked tea is in Boston. aud a.
monis is good for his bites.
Half the crowned head ofEuropc will
look in at the Vienna exposition.
Singles says that his idea of a grain
| elevator is realized in rye whiskey.
If you wish to make quick trip thl.
summer, step on banana peel.
Why are all shopke9pers hOsicTs Z
Because they have stock-in' trade
The Ice shops are closed and not al
lowed to sell on Sunday in Petersburg,
Va.
The purest joys of earth are like those
Eastern birds whose beauty is in theii
wings.
The master of superstition is the peo.
pie, and in all superstili OH wise men
follow fools.
1t is more difficult and calls fol
higher energies of soul to live martyr
than to die one.
Why is a loaf of bread like cater
pillar Because it is a grub that makes
the butterfly.
-Enlarge not thy destiny, saith tn,
oracle of old endeavor not to do mort
than is given thee to do.
"A Morning Wrapper-The servant
who knocks at your door to wake you NJ
in time for the early train.
Temperance is corporal pety; it il
the preservation of divine order in tn,
body.
"A Talbot county, Georgia, farmer
pays the tuition Of all his children Will
eggs.
"A lady in Georgia recently died
leaving seven sons, the youngest Of whom
was aged fifty.
| Tom Scott saws; " Texas. on tn
whole, is about the finest piece of propert.
have yet seem"
In Switzerland law is propose
making it unlawful for any one under
to smoke tobacco.
AT Bloomington, Illinois, the liquo
law is lodged by placards over the saloon
"Admittanee ten cents drinks free"
Hundreds of dollars worth Of flower
are shipped daily to the summer resort
from the cities.
-Pittsburg claims to have made stcl
which stands test of 240, 900 pounds {
the square inch.
Hope has made great many blum
ders but there IL one thing about her tina
! alwas did like she means we'll.
The Editor of Democratic paper i
Indiana died recently. Ills widow assum
ed the editorial chair and came out 70
Grant.
"A negro killed his wife in Webstc
county, Ga, because she would not e
home with him, after they had quarrcle
and separated.
Colonel Tom Scott, the Boston Po
thinks, has become greater than "rai
road king" and it therefore describes hil
| ~ the railroad elephantH
Whenever va hear man who alwtl
wants tew bet his bottom dollar yOn kai
make up yure mind that that is the siae q
his pile.
Laurent l,apore thinks the prone
ton to have parliament IN F.
joke huge enough to make - -7yPt II
Memnon explode wi" ,,,. i,e .o'oa''' Il
in no. ,er other error you may NAL
..4e, never, while in civilized con
4 munity, commit the folly of writing q
both sides of the sheet sent to daily pi
per for publication.
Three spiritualists, who recently gay
: performances at Norfolk, Virginia, la,
absconded, leaving their printers an
hoard bills unpaid, Their names are Fran
Gunnel, Joseph A Hoover and John JOne
"a l -DOIuA Is lut hthl NOfhlnhiU tAAtIlllll
.. atOr vet discovered. This troublesome il
\ sect has great aversion to it, and wi
. never return where il has once been sea
tered.
The New York Nail thinks the meal
b. est man yet discovered, Is the one at te
mantown, who cuts off cows tails, in &
time to pay off grudges against the
owners.
An individual at Wheeling is said
, have hanged himself the other day, II
cause dinner was not ready when he eau
home, In order, ms he said, to give ." war
/, ing TO tardy housekeepers'"
! 49," Arthur" said a gOOd-nqtured faith
to his "young hopeful, +" ." | didn't kno
till to-day that you had been whipped la
week" "Dldn't you, pa" replied hOl
aft; :" knew ii at the time"
? -Yu will alwus motifs one thing I
I devil never oilers to 20 into pattnersli
! with bizzy man but you will often s
4 him offer tew jlne the lazy, and iuni
I all the capital.
The word love, in the Indian Ia
d guage is observation-disclosures
8 How nicely it would sound, whisper
y softly in a lady's ear, 81 scLemlendamoul
! thwager you"
The Carlists lately demanded from I
cotton manufacturers of Manresn the 81
of $4,000, under pain of destroying I
q locks In the river, on which the mo'
ment of their machinery depend.
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