Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1872-05-30
ODDS AND ENDS.

Punch says he has observed that the
unfortunate mans friends live a long a.
way Off. .GlIHDI 81 uIAHJi1
Alas! there are 275 games of base
ball to be played this year for the
championship. 11I -f sHOL
A estern paper talks about a GER
tain occasion as one of calm, unimpas-
stoned profanity. 'Vi i'11a i5IH7"A II ]
The new leap year style of popping
the question-'don'ty you want me to
wash dishes for you?'' Co., lr.lt =sf-7---
skspektakelmacherzy
is the fearful epithet that the German
tongue slings at Gilmore. ,.2 ..-...
A Mississippi editor boasts that his
State has a Dolly Warden Legislature
mixed, black, yellow and white.
Fair Parisennes are beginning to
smoke cigarettes extensively while
promenading the streets and parks. 71 7a'
Walter Scott says that every man
that lives has his lights and shades.
OF course there is no liver without "a
lights. --...-... -.-.-.s.
A Cedar Rapids sportsman amputated
one of his fingers with shot gun the
other day. He also tried to shave him
self with the same instrument. aH
The colored folk of Georgia are sigh .t-
| ing for the African haunts Of their an
cestors. They desire assistance from So.
Congress to colonize in Liberia, and by.
| all means should have it.
! A gentleman having written letter,
concluded it as follows: ''Give every
body's love to everybody so that nobody
may be aggrieved by anybody being
forgotten by somebody" ttiii-'' f--.
The Colorado bug has begun his Ia
bors in Missouri, and another bug has
appeared which devotes itself to the D.
obstruction of the devourer Of murphies.
Long may the second bug wave. lf f--.-...
Three men have gone crazy in Dan
Vile, Illinois, reeently-One for love, m
one for religion, and one who proposes
of vote for Greeley. The case of the
last mentioned individual is considered
hopeless. ....-- .l.
A thread can hide star; and six
pence can hide the view of every thing
around us; and man with but little
of this fleeting world may blind his
mind, harden his heart, and be cast f.
away at last. H-- q r9 --
There are many kinds of ink used
at present, some of which are very
beautiful but none is SO suitable for all
kinds of writing, as good black ink.
Colored ink will fade generally while
black always remains the same.
Some robbers having broken into
gentlernan's house, went to the bed of
the servant, and told him if he moved
! he was a dead man. "That's lie,
said he, "for if I move I'm sure that
I'm aliye.'' ~ --- ---@
"We will meet in heaven, husband,
dear,'' is the affectionate epitaph which
an Ohio woman has had inscribed upon 4
the tombstones of each of three depart
ed husbands Trouble ahead in that
family, certain. .r s. ..zs1.a- .l
"Angelina, my angel, can you tell
me why your lovely eyes are like
friends separated by distant elimes:'
'sNo, Augustus, 1 can't. Tell me, oh,
tell me why they're thuss" "Because
they correspond, but never meet" o-i14a
Married men between the ages of
twenty-five and thirty years of age are '-- ID
far more apt to live than unmarried
men, the ratio of deaths being in their z
favor, as four to ten and half in every
thousand persons. ----