The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1872-06-20
all Sorts of Paragraphs.

- Never attempt to form an opinion Of q
woman by her sighs.
Some irreverent chap says Eve was made
for Adams Express Company.
The man is indeed "hard up" who can
not get credit for even good intentions.
- "Come where my love lies dreaming"
and see how she looks without paint on her
face.
-"I don't care about the bugs" said Warm
ly to the head of genteel boarding house, "but
the fact is, madam, I haven't the blood to
spare you see that yourself"
A gushing poet asks in the first line Of
recent effusion, GLOW many weary pilgrims
lie?" We give up, but experience has taught
us there are good many.
An economical individual in Indiana, who
lost two wives within sixteen months, made the
last funeral the occasion of having sermon
preached for both of them.
An Alabama cemetery bears this inscrip-
ton over its entrance: Positively no admit
tance here" Quite gratifying to the living,
but very annoying to the dead.
A modern writer has truly said: ut is
notifying 10 see how largely our antipathies
grow out of ignorance, and how we regard as
enemies those who are simply strangers"
An attorney in New Mexico addressed a
very forcible argument to jury the other clay
by threatening to put bullet in any man who
should intimate that his client was guilty.
: Noses are worn rather shorter than FORM
erly, with all inclination to turn up. Ears are
now worn OH both sides the head-one on each
side-and those of pink color are preferred.
Hair is again fashionable.
cali the ways of man are clean in his own
eyes," He looks with affected, it may be with
honest, surprise at the sins, follies, and crimes
of others, which he may already have commit
ted in the same or in different forms.
An Iowa woman lost her thimble last No
vember, and on Palm Sunday found it in her
stocking. She would not have found it then
had she not mistaken the day, and, under Che
impression it was Easter, made her annual
change of hose.
Put not your faith in him who predicts a
hot season-he keeps ice; nor in him who pre-
diets a cold one-he owns cheap clothing
store nor yet in him who declares wet one
he has umbrellas; nor dry one-he sells
beer.
Mr.. Sumner says he has stood by the era
die of the Republican party, but is not willing
to follow its hearse. Let him get out of the
hack, then, and give us his seat. We would
rather attend that funeral than to go to the Bos-
ton Jubilee.
"A Boston lawyer had horse that always
stopped and refused to cross certain bridge
leading out of the city. No whipping, no urg-
ing, would compel him to cross 80 he adver-
tised him: "To be sold for no other reason
than that the owner wants to go out of town" :"
= An Irishman went to Bangor and bought
horse for two dollars and half. When he
had dragged him home, neighbor said: car
rah now, Pat why didn't you give another
half dollar and git good one 2"
"A lady correspondent of the San Francis
CO Call, writing on earthquakes, thinks that
heterogeneous parallexes prismaticaliy con-
verging are not due to the silicious introduc-
tions of photospherical asteroids, but rather to
parabolic qualifications of ingenious zygema." Z"
We think so, too.