The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-05-09

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Esther guess knot
Beauties Cites die ODD maids They
eei such yalne ga themselves. llias they
dan end purchaser before the market
:, closed
4 rfpsiY 90 bachelor Gays that
Adams wife was called Eve because
vben sbs appeared mans day y happi-
iiess WAS drawn % 4 close
The earth d tender ana kind moth
cr 10 The husbandmen; aud set Al one
season he always harrows her bosom aud
4 smother plueks her ears.
"A drunken lrishmau, on being told
that BE Incorporate habits would soon
make hl. poor wife widow, was quIic
affected, abd exclaimed Och, faith 1t
"a make the he wrctehedest man IN the
war.ild to see poor Mr Coons wilder
a bright lIttlo girl At Milton, Wis,
having been desired to write sentence
introducing The word carrion, presented
the following 10 her teacher: Bad child
ren carrion IN church when they ought to
be quiet
Copulenl old LADY, want ticket
for the train Booking clerk, who thinks
be will make Joke Ycs'm; will you 20
In the passenger or the cattle trainl Lady
Wen, Ifyou are sample Of what ]
may expect to iind In the passenger train,
give me a ticket for the cattle train by al
means.
An lrishmau, Ia describing America
said, you might roll England thru il an
Il wouldn't make a dint in the ground
there's fresh water oceans inside that ye
might droun ould Ireland IN; and az FOR
Scotland, 20 might stick II in corner,
and ye would never be able 70 find tout,
except Il might be by the smell Of whis-
KEY
Fanny, don't YOU think Mr.. Bond Is
handsome man.
Ono--I can't endure him. He i home
~ enough.
Well, he's fortunate, at all evants, an
old aunt has Just died, and left him the
sum Of 5000
Indeed Il Il truey Well, now come
to recollcct, there is certain noble air
abou, him, and he has fine eye-that
can't be denied
Up IN Vermont (says the Hearth and
Homc), there lived rcprobatc family,
named Ransom Once, however, they
were induced TO attend meeting, during
revival They came late, and bad hard
~ taken their seats, when the preacher
gave out the hymn, Return ye ransom
sinners home. All right, said the old
man, getting up in rage aud clapping
on his hat, Come along, old woman and
gals, Wen 20 home fast enough, aud
everybody IN this old church knows we
didn't want TO come
A good story Is told OF an Elmira
grocer. One OF the ministers Of the place
was having donation party the other
evening, when Mr.. ----, ambitious TO
appear liberal, marked four dollar cas-
tor mp to twelve dollars, and took il in as
his donation, getting much credit for his
liberalIty. The next day the minister
called at the store with his twelve dollar
castor, stating that as they could not
afford so expensive an article, he would
be pleased TO exchange Il for It's marked
value In other needed goods, aud the
minister was soon vending his way
homcward, loaded down with dozen
dollars worth 81 selected groceries
Abraham Lincoln use to say Che best
-iofY 10 ever read q himself was this
Two QuakcrcsScs were travelling 90 the
railroad, and were discussing the prob
able termination Of the war think, said
the lrst Jefferson will succeed Why
does thee think 80 asked the other Be
cause Jefferson IL praying man Aud 80
i Abraham q praying man. Yes; but
the Lord will think Abraham Is joking,
the first replied conclusivey
Every persons feelings have 'front.'
,ioor SID side door by which they mas
be entered The front door Is on The
street some keep Il always open; some
keep 4, latebed, some locked, some bottled
with a chain that will lei you peep Ia,
aud not Set iu; aud some nail Il up So
lhat nothing can pass ia threshold This
iront door leads into a passage which
opens into an anic.room, and this into The
interior apartments The side door opens
II once lutn thc sacred chambers There
Il almosl alwAys, a least, one key 70 this
side door This i carried for years hid
len Ia mothers bosom fathcr broth
tr-. sisters, aud friends, often, bat by no
means % universally, have duplicates Of
g. Tie wedding ring conveys a right 70
ane ALA. II none il given with I'll
Pete Barber lived ia Danyiile VI
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