Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1872-08-14
ABOUT WOMEN.


marry an English millionaire.
Peddlcrs in Europe give servant
girls narcotics and steal their hair.
Some young men are partial to
bluc,eycd maidcns. Others like
dark-cycd lasscs. But the mon-eyed
girls have the most admirers.
\ Memphis boarding-housc mis-
trcss seized and held the child ofa
delinquent bo!rder, as security fora .
.'cbt of SIG. .s... sr-
1t doesn't matter how watchful
and vigilaut a girl is, if arudc fellow
kisses her il is ten to one hc will 90
il right under her nose.
When Wxandottc, Mich. constables
expect to come home late at night
they take the prccaution or hanus"i-
fling their wives after tea. .'o
Chicago Inns n abcggnr->Somau who
bases her petition for charity upon
the statement that fifteen OF her chill
lrcn were burnt to death in the great
! lire.
Marie \. rippiu is ono of those re-
| markablc women who are OCCASION
,lly produced in Vermont. She
Iwclls in Winooski, at the age OF 9O
years, aud has been the mother OF %
children, eight of whom survive.
! \ London letter says that Ameri-
can women who visit England arc
greatly aud ,cnderly affected nj 'he
SIGHT of the Prince of Wales. Aioer'
Edward is quite bald. ..... ..
There are nineteen young ladies' ~
Newport who have tried Tor SIN
seasons past to secure husbands, ana
the way Young man is scrutlmzou
wbcu he first arrives at this resortis
lawful. if he DO of modest and retiring
disposition. "a 60. o. o. .- '...''"'.
! A lively Hoosicr maiden wept when
\ she read how ion sfellow had cut his
pastcrn so as to ruin him FOR Ahie.
She was so fond of his poetry, sho
.oid. and she snuflcd tho pearly tear
drops from her nose. '' ''..'t ''''
A scvcnt i've year old French bal
let girl manipulatcs her unpadded
calves with a spryncss that makes
:. her Younger companions sca-sick anu
di+hcartcncd. Age will tone the oio
:, Girl down, however.
: At Ma,toon, HIS. there is pic
|, woman who rctails scwcd, pcggcd
:. or machine stitched pies, the size OF
d an elephants foot, for the sum OF
, Two nicklcs each. Those who thihk
|. the country is no, prospcring under
: the present administration will 90
; well to note this fact.
q a lady bound for Long Branch
Z from New York, the other day, saw
" her trunk falling over the steamers
II railing, and like n prudent woman
:, jumped in after it. The trunk and
u its coutcuts Mere ruined, hut the
ic lady Was iishcd out only little do
V, moraiiZcd.
IL The women of East st. Louis dom
;" allow policemen to mcdalc VIII
l. heir do~"ics. a nimion of the law
It who undertook to suppress the nui
|" ,aurc in that place is now going
Al around without any hair or whiskers
-, y married woman sat up all nigh
darming her husbands stocking
because she read in the newspaper
>, hat in consclucncc'of the wretchct
-, condition Of the firemcn's hose mucl
!, property was bArned up. ... ...
+. Miss Elizabeth Haskell, of Rocles
J, lcr, WAS savagcly bitten few days
u since by u bull dog which she wal
T.. 'arrsSing. As she stopped down tC
!, stroke him the brute sprang at hcl
!, heck in trightful manner, making
!, ! wound six inches long.
II An exchange says fashionable
It soung people arc calling upon some.
: iody TO invent new dance. Suppose
Il somebody" invents one wherein the
q Young lady dances around the house
j. md helps her mother do little
J.. houscwork-how would that step
n take?
ii The New York Suns "John" re-
& 'ortS the following conversation DO.
Il iwrcn himself and noble Briton
: says |. Where are you going?" Say,
H. lr. ITO hide n hoe" Says l, "What
II rrc you going to hide hoe for p
d Says he. II didn't say hide hoe.
l. 'aid hide Il hoe Says |, "Spcll it,
'e says he, "I-d-a-h-o." "Ohr' says
! idaho" "les," says he, "IIide q
l. hoe" b.. '.'.' '