The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1872-01-04
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d. course there isn't more delightful spot
3nftffc world than nm editorial sanctun. IL
YOU doubt IL, just ask any man who has spent
Ipeyeral yclrs there, wearing out his brains IN
perDet,ia. efforts Mt first-class articles. Here
is how a writer. in the Detroit Free Press
talks about the pleasures peculiar to the deep
grim silence Of tho sanctuna:
Yesterday morning commenced an article
entitled "The Unseen Influences OF the
Spirit World" and had got as far as TO say
that, ,"Although we hear no voices, there IS
some subtle influences peryadinS the -
when man came up with demand for a
q correction of an article charging him with
. bina,ny. You have to keep right on with an
idea when you get hold Of 1t, ana SO run
Z him in:
20 x Pervading the air about you all the time
r. Peter Smith has called at this Office 10 say
that the unhcard voices coming from Inc
dead often swcrve us from he isn't tue inth
mentioned as having two wives the pain
marked out by the obstinate -
Here another man came In ana Wanteo u
notice of his new building9
G. spirits which refuse to yield to that
new block on Michigan avenue, although
Smith Is directly charged by the police with
q marble front and 120 feet deep. At night,
= after a DAVIS toll, who does not love to SIT
! down and let his mind run to the mysterious
shatiowy basement under It, and stone caps
: above the windows We take great pleasure IN
! setting Smith right before his fellow-citizens,
and -"
. fFicre man came up and wanted to look al
a State map, although be could have found
one down stairs.)
az" Certainly, sir; look ut all the State maps
YOU want to, and call back the spirit of some
dear friend gone before rs will ascertain the
8 name OF the policeman who wrongfully &C
cused Mr. Smith of having frontage on
: Michigan avenue, which helps the look OF
that street very much, and you will find the
county of Hillsdae further to the left OF that
:. lind from which no one has ever returned to
tell us whether our friends are sad or JOY
full
-. (Hcre boy came up and wanted 20 sell
some tonka beans to keep moths o1)
"Thank ye, bub, don't want any tonsa
beans if you ever want to look at any more
Of o,,fs maps come right up with Mansard
roof to crown all, and Smith is now set right
:. before the public and his friends generally,
who lave thus improved the town ana com
m,lne with them as to whether moment Of
sadness does not occasionally steal over them
as they think of the fond friends left behind
come up again and I'll talk with you about
% ie tonka beans and every patriotic citizen
q, O Ight to keep State map in his new block or
Michigan avenue Smith states that one of bis
wives deserted him in Illinois and the
, other"
(Here subscriber came in aud wanted to
know why no paper was issued the day after
Thanksgiving
because it was day set apart for one
hundred and forty-four widows in the entire
block with tonka beans enamelled on State
maps to mourn their early departure through
the valley and the shadow OF death don't
want YOU to bother me any more Mr.. Smith
about your wives and come bub get right
down stairs now with your beans to TINT
spirit land where all joy and peace the com
positors wanted holiday and it's against the
principles Of Christianity to"
Here boy came up with basket of ap'
ples.)
Forever more can't eat apples owing to
my teeth and Smith is now made good fol
any beans which any State map connected
with this office has nothing but JOY and
= neacc to mark the ncver-ending time I'll
break your neck if you say apples to Inc
again and you see that the new block spoken
Of has no bisamy to prove the moths don't
apple the tonka bcans sold in Hillsdale
j county"