Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-06-10
ssSOUND THE HEW. GAG.o

There is a paper published in Mis-
souri,, called the Caucasian, which still
believes this is ga white mans govern
ment.' The editor is Democrat after
Brick Pomeroy's own heart, we should
judge, only the Caucasian man is out
for Greeley, and Brick is for his Satan
ic Majesty sooner. Here is the way
the Caucasian lets off its enthusiasm
over the Cincinnati nominations:
Sound the hew-gag; strike the ton
jon; beat the huzzy-guzzy; wake the
going-kwong; let the loud hosanna ring;
bum-tum, fuzzle-bum, ding goblin !
loot the tympanum-cracking rams-horns
Howl rapturous hosannas, We fea- bitten
hound-pups; and let the gleeful catgut
squeak. Pipe forth your gladness, oh,
jassacks and nightingales and ganders.
Croak. ye frogs; squeal, We hogs. Flap
your wings, and scream your shrillest
notes of victory, oh, invincible shang-
hal of freedom Let volcanoes blaze,
and festive tar barrels crackle and CLEAN.
Let torch-light nod to bonfire, and can
non boom their mighty peans. Letrocks,
cataracts, and hill-sides, bull-calves,
oceans, CULTS, lakes, and mill-dama 1aon,
women, children. fps, poodles, beasts,
birds and reptiles, and all creation, ami
| mate and inanimate, burst forth in one
tremendous, deafening, sky-splitting roar
of triumph, joy and praise. For Cau-
casian patriotism and common sense have
prevailed; and Radicalism, the cunning,
the brutal, the bloody, is doomed to
speedy and irretrievable overthrow.
acknowledgement Hurrah! Three
times three thousand cheers and view
halloo, for Horace Greeley and B. Gratz
Brown, the philosopher and the States
man You will only have to live till
next November to see the contamination
so devoutly to be wished-the overthrow
of the Tumble bug and all his vile myr-
midons the humiliation of tyranny and
corruption on our republican soil; and
the re-establishment of law and order,
liberty, peace, and prosperity; by the
triumphant election of Greeley and
Brown.
Tennie G. Clafin does not prosper in
l her efforts to succeed James Fisk, Jr.,
| as Colonel of the famous Ninth New
/. York regiment. Her tongue and cheek
a are long enough but her purse isn't
a Tennie's martial ardor is not, however
to be entirely wasted on desert air.
o Capt. Gray, who commands a skeleton
y regiment of colored troops, appreciate
/ her bloody ambition, and proposes t
have her take his regiment off his hands
e The ambitious modern Joan d Arc ha
yet signifed her acceptance; but Their
is little doubt that we shall soon see
regiment of Othellos with this moder
l. Desdemona at their head. Go in, Ter
n. ME: and when the next war comes, VIII
knows what deeds of heroism may nc
T. make yours
IS Zone ofthe few, the immortal names.
7 That ~. - = -
lie The National Democracy of Ne,
n York city have Endorsed Greeley an
Brown, and resolved to send specis
delegation to Baltimore to urge their il
Ia dorsement there by the National demo
SO cratic Convention. The New Yor
n. World keeps up, its fire on Creole.
ut whom it evidently does not mean to SUI
j. port in any event, no matter how man
Democratic Conventions indorse him.
ly says: "Multitudes of Democrats, WI
On prefer principles to expediency, have a
ready made up their minds to bolt tt
Baltimore ticket if the convention non
Y mate Greeley. With our present dat
for forecasting the situation, we hay
no doubt that Greeley's nomination ;
Baltimore would drive away two Den
o ocrats for every Republican that wi
Q follow Mr.. Greeley in Democratic all
ance."
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al Jeff Davis denies that he has write