Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1872-10-17
ODDS AND ENDS.

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The woman question par ercslience il
the question s Il q = q, ,age.EAH W4Z
WhatTship is it that has TIVE mates
and no ,captaiinsq Colrtshipr g0Z
When does cow become landed prop
erty? When turned into Held.
'Onedf those 1ipgs 20 teTogean find
out''-A good husband after IL p. m.
Can tile man who attends the street
lamps be called a tight character?
The "embers" Of the dying year
September, November ind December.
Somebody says wife should be like
a roasted lamb, tender and nicely dress
ed" A scampadds, ~and without any
sauce" ".aqa IgTp8''
Some women have no memory; when
they want to remember. aathing they
should write it down and stick 1t on the
looking glass, odaoo~1-
''Dear me how heartily tired 1 am OF
this mourning said n fashionable lady
to her maid. tsJane who is it am
mourning for?Dd l q o II
Another old lady has taken her first
ride inthe ears, and remarked, when the
train ram off thetrack, "You fetch up
rather sudden d0n'tye?' ?'h1G1GI1Q-
AnEnglish expedition is reported to
be exploring the interior of Ireland, of
which as little is at present known asof
the source of the Nile.
TheGlatest official returns of the Ber-
lin post efiee shsw thss> two thousand
four huridred and six daily American
newspapefs sreFegularly nceived there.
81 am not otmyalf ss-day b all )" said
bore to awit. "a No natter, was the
reply; "wbseyer; ;slssy you may be, you're
gamer bFthe eh&nseea
An old ssssss yf,o attended a
full-dress psRsaher sfeturn from a
long voyage was zastsnished at the cos
tune of tfs6lera fashionable ladies,
but finallyareoeacilei lhhisslft Il, say
ing y. II oppose they wear their dresses
half-mast as a marx Of respect to de-
parted 1nodesty." 49, Ai'----0A'-' 2--l
People who are unable to 60 to sleep
at night will be glad to- know that an
instrument, constructed by an ingeni-
Gus German, when placed under a mat
tress, is calculated, by soothing strains,
to persuade the; most troubled con-
science into sweet oblivion, and gentle
sfumber. It also viii, at a set time,
awaken the happy sleeper by a lively
selection from one of Offenbach's ope-
ras.G mid ~ JuE ,-Esl5b u mia Ot
"A young lady In Detroit some time
ago became engaged to the young man
of her choice, and due preparations
were made for the marriage. Her cruel
parents objected, and insisted on her
wedding anotherman. This she agreed
to do, and the new invested heavily in
dry good for his affianced, and also made
for the announcements of
the bans in a church. Before the day
for the marriage arrived, however, the
girl eloped with her first love, and was
married in the garments provided by the
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In view of the style of political war
fare prevailing among the Greeleyites in
the present campaign, a sermon is !sug-
gested from the text, ."Consider the lie
Lies how they grow. u .ot hoo,
b. Carlyle is still amiable in his. views
on the subject of talk. He says, that
Parliamentary eloquence is only de-
and damnable babblement Of
imposture and Hes. .n5b , 5n4 .S'--lC
!; Young married folks should study
wellthe climate ofMinnesota beforeem
igrating. A man and wife in Hender-
son county in that State have twenty
tonr living children stl9m9Iaie sdt
o. Sweden, has three queens; Queen
Dowager Josephine, mother of the late
and present King; Queen Dowager
wilheimina, wife OF the late King
Charles; Queen Sophie, wife Of the pres
ent King. 3iii m29A91 ...a sHo+I 10 /
= An English lord once said to Train
'tlIr. Train, have you the law of prim7
ogeniture. in American Said Train,
'sNo.'' "What," said he, s'no hentail ?''
Said Train, "No; but we have the cock
tall
If you encounter fellow that has a
curl I'M his nose, as If his olfactories
were offended with the stencil Of a gas
house, place your hand on your pocket
book and give him a wide bertli-he is
a thief joa ?. y5.3JT3 1Di
Neckties made of leather, with guilt
buckles, are said to have been proposed
as the fashionable novelty for, gentle
mems wear the coming winter. Some
one, on being offered one of these, ex-
claimed: 'Is thy servant a dogy"
Old maids,it is said are seldom found
in China, but rare old china is often
found among old maids. (
a countryman saw the skeleton of
donkey in a local museum. elbow odd
we look without flesh =" he said. '"'
Sunday is the strongest day, because
all tie rest are week days; yet, If It is
the strongest, why is it.so often broken?
d; If speech is silver, AMI silence is gold,
how much is deaf and dumb man
worth! !.cm uaissG ii1El g lo st.-2..
Why would deaf adder be. a. good
collector of debts9 Because she could
sup ,DH .3!ia-uu az s,it..
The conductor of Chicago street cars
paste up notices that they cannot wait
for young ladies' to kiss good-by when
they part.
Wild flax rs valuable as the domestic
grows in profusion in Lake county, o.
"Driver, are you running ON time to-
day P" asked a passenger in an omnibus.
f'No, sir;N was the keen reply, "we are
running forlcash. ."1,diu 1..i ol 9.ai>
h'The fiappiest of pillows" says Peri
cles, sis not that which love first press
es it Is that which death has frowned on
and passed over" void I...s. ,if 1n Z
ld dWitloses its respect with the good
when seen in company with malice ,and
to smile at the jest WHICH plants thorn
in another's breast is to become, prin-