The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-05-19
mennlng STIR "a Catholic Messenger.
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VII AND WIsDON.

penny cigar.
some people are positive just in propo
>tion to their Ignorance. Mark that.
what is the easiest way for a bad rid,
to show himself Off To get on q spirite
horse. e~
On week days you buy music by tt,
sneet on sundays you can have it by til
choir for nothing.
Sincerely to aspire after virtue is to gal
her, and sealously to labor after her ware
Is to receive them.
An editor who received letter in whicl
weather was spelled "wethor says it wa
tho worst spell of weather he had eve
seen.
The editor of the Middletown Mail Offer
to yaccinate, free of charge, all new pra
paying subscribers to bis paper, for thirt,
days" - y
Why lisa drunkard, hesitating to sign the
cause he is in doubt whether to give nm the
jug or not. WV
They say that the wind blows with such
force in Colorado, that when man loses
his hat he has to telegraph to the next sta-
ton to have it stopped.
We've heard of secret which was 40 bio
that it required all the women in town to
keep it, and then they could not do go
without the help of their husbands.
A New Haven doctor Quoted clamor-
GUS landlord by showing him skeleton in
here just two weeks ago with BILL"
am speaking" said lopg-winded
orator, " for the benefit of posterity.N
Yes" said one of his hearers, "ani if
you keep on much longer, your audience
will be here"
A bare-footed, bare headed little bow
Rastonished worshiping congregation
few Sundays ago by rushing into the church
and exclaiming, "Where's nv papa The |
.pigs are out !"
A little boy accosted his political papa
thus: "Papa, are you growing still Gf :"
~ No, dear; what makes you think so 2,
Because the top of your head is coming
Through your hair"
When Charles Lamb visited the Lich-
Field Cathedral, his guide told him that
three men once dined upon the top of the
eteeple. They must have been very
An English paper publishes the follow
Ing: "a deaf man named Taft was RIM
6own by passenger train and killed on
Nv ednesday morning. He was Injured in 4
elmllar way about year ago."
"A country newspaper, which recently
spoke of "buttered thunder, !" and was asked
~ a contemporary if it had any affinity to G
grease lightning" manifested some anger .
what was intended. "' p
aid an idle lounger, 80 Phi buy paner y
sith IT,. What paper will you buy 9'.
aid friend, curious to learn the literary n
aste OF his acquaih lance. ga paper Of ~
obacco," replied he. +
" Let me see," said a CHICAGO boss-ma. Y,
On, refectively, to burned out merchant. ST
nave got to put up a block for Brown it
l -
fternoon for Smith. Yes, guess we can th
TX up your store this noon by takin' oniv W
alf an hours noonin'." TN
A couple of countrymen visited London a
r the hrst time, and on getting out of a
alway station in the centre Of the CITY. or
icy gazed around for some time in silen CO. wi
length one said to the other: az VOW. SO
~ neVer see the beat of this afore-did on
uses!" III WIFI go
The postmaster at North Beuninpton S nle
Is somewhat embarrassed the other dav "a, a.
being asked by lady if there was a ' -
ter for my cow" Being dispoaed tn
at her politely, he replied that there was me me
!hng for anybody's COW. The lady. "s
ing equally embarrassed and disposed to va,
polite. said she inquired for Mike Howe. ~.
\ sc sculptor was engaged to carve a mon S
ent and select an epitaph for deceased But
an;r Oh fireworks. He saw this dea
cription on the tombstone of celebrated he
siGian, he has gone to the place where for
ms own harmony can be exceeded" was
!, thinking it was very neat thing, if d
sgted it to his purpose by changing one ard
~, anu carved ON the monument: I" He hon
gone to the place where only his own "
~of&s can be exceeded" thei
IT. Nash, of Plymouth, Indiana. ia tho tire
~ grateful being we ever heard of. He Y
ends his thanks to his noble fellow. IT
I ha for their kindness in pitching can
a nGosehSld goods out of doors, on. che -, b
his house on last Friday.n The goods then
Q badly and unnecessarily smashed. TT
were in no danger whatever in the kind
81. gut he is very thankful to the good and
PIE Tor their generous assistance. you
he New yorb Dat TN. a., siren
sing incident which occurred in Car oth
= street the other evening "A lady ADI Az
up stairs to put her little son to bed. s;nhu
as she was about to light the gas the 0's"e
nearing q of