Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-12-19
CilkREST ITEM>.

WHEN is lady like a show window
| When she takes great pains with her
sash
In what case is it absolutely impossible
to be slow aud sure In the case Of a
watch.
A MONTGOMERY compositor translates
Alpha and Onega" into apples and
oranges
ONE Of the novelties at the American
Institute in New York is saw with dia-
mund teeth.
by industry, honesty. economy and
perseverance one can make progress even
Ia stationery business.
HAS doctor much practice now Sn
''Oh, yes, | assisted in laying out three of
his patients"
\ rUHsrrR challcnecd sick mans
vote at city election on the ground that
he was IN s@lepal voter.
lEM"N juice and salt used the same
way VIII remove iron rust. OF course
thisapplirs only to white goods.
TnE gossip" man of the Detroit
i'fdaRf assures his friends of his sanity
10y telling them that great wit TO mad
ness nearly is allied"
A Sr. Lotus maiden explains that
Dolly Warden was character in
/ thaGkeray's play OF the IcrTdia 7empta-
toH"
LADY was asked the other dav WHY
She chose to tive q single life, aud gravely
replied, "hecauso AN not able 60 sap
port a husband"
/ New H,uPgulRr nosspssce ra,pro,
curiosity in enc Of it's ponds in the shane
OF a genuine floating island ~ ujnety.six
| feet in circumference.
MAssAcut.sFrrs il !, q hod ,.,,, sho
has ror IN hoyr - nc,y Eni'",,, "i4 p;st ,i''
but can't npda uor tn,,ta 49,. ,,h,n ~,
10 rot other tnn "II;,,L - t,, tip ,s, ~
too Low ''s'' wa A'o"'' VI
ON Forrsrp,,v. ,,Won hr, ,.or,ro
NOT tho Iaft,n,, h,,,'oS ,,i,h su' 30 u"
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,"t ,u'S g onn "t lcIcheH ny INC hand,
fon wa WV ""S"''S VI i'ho "PPleS 'hlS
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francs ''''' '""''"S '''''''
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Mn'Nn AM M t, ~" augustus poet
!,Nll h'"h, E|t'h, no" I"Fe'y are
,nF1St 'ie''y c'"aole's, capped over the
rum l.ioS"iy ltS' Aact'f lRC gravy
"p'I' ~ b EcluhE 'od' isn't IL
GouaH tells OF stolid man who when
told that joke could not Id pounded in.
to him win slcdEo hammer asked If
people ever did pound Jokes into other
people with sIcdgc nammcra
lIARnY, four years old, and Noonc,
two and hnlf, were looking ut pictures
the other day, when Nounic said: "Har-
~, what isa polar bcary' "Why," re-
piled Harry, "dou't You know? It's
| bear what ritrabS nm Il laic,"
A colnEFroNpENr of the Uop.a,ta
| ,E7iram. riding in the cars gives Us tho
| following odd study IN human nature.
| Enter. a man. his Wifc and little Girl.
| The woman. full Of energy. and with all
! the dccision necessary when Journey ia
! to he managed. drous into the seat her
! husband selects, M again ike an India
/ rubber ball cXclAiulg in higb knowing.