The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1872-10-24

- Fashionable young ladies, like letters, re-
quire stamps, or the mails reject them. =. (.
-Temptations are enemies outside the cas-.
tie seeking entrance.
- Pride is increased by ignorance; those
who assume the most are usually those who
know the least.
- The blossom cannot tell what. becomes Of
its odor, and no man can tell what becomes OF
his influence and example, that run away from
him and go beyond MS ken, on their mission
Fired" said 8 father to his son, ri hear
that you and your wife quarrel and wrangle
every day ; let nae warn you against such 8
fatal practice" "Whoever told you that, ia.
ther, was totally mistakenly wife and
havn't spoken to one another for month"
We are ruined, not by what We really
want, but by what we think we do; therefore
never 60 abroad in search of your wants III
they be real wants, they will come home in
search of you; for he who buys what he does
not want, will soon want what he cannot buy
"A correspondent thinks it extraordinary
that, although it Is. some thousands of'years
siuce men began to moderate by artificial means
the cold of winter, we still lack appliances fol
reducing the sometimes more ;iiltolerable heat
Of summer - A'A - 1'--@- - -
- The most polished man in Belfast Maine,
lust now is dry goods merchant whose wife
undertook to bathe him all over with balsan
for rheumatism. After the job was well done
She looked at the label of the bottle and found
It was furniture polish she had been using.
Never repeat story unless you are GER
tain it is correct, and not even then unless
something is to be gained, either of Interest TO
yourself or for the good of the person con-
cerned. Tattling is mean and wicked prac-
tice, and he who INDUCES in it grows more
fond of it in proportion as he is successful.
1t is told of young gentleman whom a
maiden liked but father didn't, at reasonable
hour the old gent intimated that the time for
retiring had arrived. "I think you are cor
rect, my dear SIR" answered nineteenth centu-
~, modestly; 1--WE have been waiting over an
hour for you to put yourself in your little bed.
Father retired thoughtfully.
= Violet ink is very appropriate for the use
of those deluded beings who are engaged in
writing love letters to each other; but for COM
mercial purposes it has defect. A San Fran
cisco broker filled up some certificates of stock
with this uncertain fluid, some time ago, and
placed them in q window. One sunshiny after
noon he found that every trace of numbers,
dates, etc., had been obliterated by the light.
For love letters, we remark again, this would
be no objection. III
- The Lexington (Ky.) Observer and Report
er reports the following: "Our veteran County
Judge, on last Saturday, while listening to a
tedious argument was overcome by sleep-well,
in fact, nodded. One of the young attorneys
reproached him for not listening. Rousing
himself and rubbing his eyes, his Honor shout
ed 'Mr. Sheriff, take that man to Jail l i'm
tend to put stop to the impudence. Of these
LAWYERS. This Court has been on the bench
long enough to underestimate case just as we'll
when it's asleep as when it's awake"