The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1872-11-23
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

hood Of our palstial shed, we have caused our
back alley to be paved with hungry and blood
Thirsty bulldogs, and every few mornings the
heart of the ragpicker reioces at ba'ketsfulls OF
coa.-taiis, seats OF pants, Sc,
According to the Aurora Beacon, boys at Au.
fora carry loaded Ieyolvers to school, proceed.
ins ....uia,v.. ~ ..-A. sos- little children very
nervous, especially sue as are not permitted by
their cruel parents TO carry such nice little play.
thing 1t was only few days ago that boy
ct Mendoza playfully shot a schoolmate
It is always better for people TO dwell togeth.
Or in unity and neighborly friendship. as for
instance:
In White county recently Mr.. James Trooth
and one Of his ghbors had little qusrrel over
the division Of some corn, TroOth was crushed
to ea.th, but he rose again and vanquished his
essailant, and the eternal OF ccrn are his
Sacanah Ne,oS.
The Aurora Beacon call Us the "comieal joker,
Beemus," ana the Narseil'es Advertiser, "Orient.
a. Cermus," while the La Sale Prese conteats
Itself with an allusion to US as plain "Beemus."
We prefer our full name, Particular Absurd
Beemus. Respect our feeliugs, gentlemen.
Insurance agents my J9 nuisance, or words
to that effect; but why IN nit fallen foe as in
the following:
Insurnce ageuts gre somewhat serious since
the burning Of Boston. Their faces extend
down over their shirt bosoms, and their smiles
are fsw and siokly.
Editors are frequently obliged to resort to des.
perate means to keep up their subscription lists.
Here is one that will probably work success
fully:
a southern editor prom ises, with his wifs's as.
ststGncc, to name baby each year otter the per.
son who furnishes the largest list of subscribers
to Ais paper. If any dispute arises as to the
claims of the rival canvassers, he will settle it
with twins. ANY Industrious editor can pros.
per If he has , coed vile.
Rhode Island, on account of her dlminutive
rlze, perhaps, is much ahused by her bigger sister
states sN probably because abe is little. Why
don't taev "ni'ch i-'r o,e of their own size p
Here il the st lasa, to i5tle "Rhoda:'
The Dsubury NeUS ;. that committee ap.
pointed to oanys5s Rho Island has sent for the
tent of the Danbury Agricultural Society.
From the following il would seem tina, the
editor OF the ST. Louis Globe is not allowed the
luxuries Of oatarrah
The common couu iii Of St. Louis has passed y
res "'.oh iiqOesNN. ne edit"r OF the GLOBE to
20 oa,.'oe ll' ci'y hH'''' whenever he wants to
'rs '',lnhc reporter ssei items in orange
br,o mixer il IL. n.5.,..ciaoj hen.s .,,,so,
che affection OF gen, ns patron by stocpinp e
pic Up pin. But t-9 reporter whose nature
IS ''."'.@ I! SohN o. ,ne Responsiveness o.
g. .....ies patiently it till the congregation
col GU.
80 vet l, z ,rtsrs frg rot always properly ap
pre.i ted and INV, 49,, oo arv On, hn,,,
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rsc.'t1s $50. ., =. we sea,'D,
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d,ess LGv NJ in ,onlv r. iso s"ivO' y, %
N rS Of NJ. 2, s.ia ~ il no mood for trifine
- a.o i, .5 q lp an my gooa intention.
H. rsm9Its5 aTIcTc. NO. "ss in S9n pa faaIin,
So particularly good about that. I have IN,
Chriyiitn al Work ia minor
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