Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1872-10-30
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CuAPPAQUA.
tWieh is IN the State OF Moo York,
Oct. II, 1872.


deuuded branches NV the fallen trees
wioh the the Philosopher aud Sage he'd
cut down doorin the campaBe. liz he
he'd TO be alluz surprised cutting down a
tree, he didn't Nv course hev time TO trim
EN- ally. The cold autumnal rain wus
iallin ia melancholy drizzle, aud the
frost kings damp aud icy finger he'd
fetched tue famous Spring wIeh il wuz
hermetiCally sealin uv. For which,
thank Heaven. Ef that spring could be
irlz up So that my bowels, wien requires
suthu heatin, shoOd never be persekUote1
no more with its accused waters shood
be happy. Inside the house We soi. We
he'd gathered to JOlliiy over our expected
triumph in Ohio, lnjany aud Pennsylva-
ny. We he'd reserved the news aud wuz
jollifyin. There wuz the great and good
Greeley hisself, there wuz the Titon Nv |
the curly locks, and Reid NV the crafty
face, there was Cochrano aud Mcclure, /
and cadln men Nv PennsS Slyany, NV the
South and West.
We war jollyyin Down the furrowed
cheek NV each the pensve tear wuz rollin
and each wuz usin his pocket hanlker-
cher at his eyes, probably to conceal his
JOY. ...# ...
We sot long in silence a studyin the
returns. Then the great and good Gree
ley spoke. lie rejOiced over the victory
he he'd achieved III the three States, tho
he would say in candor that the victory
wuz'nt cz complete ez he Good hev wish
ed But ther wu2 cvry coz for congratu-
lation ond rejocin. The majority agin
us in Ohio wuz only 10000. Now ther
is in round numbers 2OO0 election pre-
cincts in that State, aud eff ouIy five re-
publikins in eech change from tho tyrant
Grant to me, why | carry it. Likewise
Peunsylvany and Indiana. The ishoo Is
now narrowed to the two, and who kin
doubt the result? Is not that comfort
enutI?
The response was a most hilarious and
wildly enthusiastic groan from all pres
ent.
Mr.. Leverich, an importer from Moo
York, remarked that the result in the
West wuz doubtless, because MIR. Greeley
wood persist in lettln out that he wuz y
prOtectlonist.
MIR. Macgregor Of Penpsylvany swore
that the result in Penusylvany mite be
attributed solely to The fact that he ig-
, nored pertekshen and wuz Il dallyin with
Free traders.
Kernel McWelter NV Kentucky re
marked that his Abollshep, wich he threw
I out on his trip, lost him strength III south
ern Ohio and lnjiaay.
: NJ. Placid, NV Northern Ohio, wuz GER
tin that his apoIoglzin for hevin been al
AboliShonist, at Jeifersonvlle, rooled ul
the fearful majorines agin HIM in North
ern Ohio and lnjlany.
: Capt. llooIan, late quartermaster IL
the Federal Army, wuz satisfied that the
aboosc NV the sojers at Pitsburg, COS
him the soljer vote.
c Major Bggins,uv Virginia, late G. S
: A., knowd that his cokeltin with the Fed
e eral sojers lost him the support NV The
e friends NV the South in tho three States.
c 10 all NV which listened and then
l. gave my views. We wuz beaten-ol tC
e put it ez mildly ez possible, we failed t
achieve decisive victory by attempt
y too much-we tried to kiver too nuc
e ground. The great and good Holris, III
is der whom | fondly hoped too hev u Posi-
'e offs, is too versateel IN principle. L
At his writin he is rigid, but III prlnclpple h
'r is versateel 1t wood be money III h
ot pocket CT he could reverse the order. {
D. his principles wuz ez strate forward
'h his method NV callin man man d.
ut william he wood be entirely crate. Whe
'e man runs for President, and tries
u consulate Free Traders, Protckshunist
or Fedral Sogers, Contedrits, Abllshnist'
D. Proslavery men, with dozen other V;
OF rleties huv in, he undertakes large jo
OF 1t never did win yit, and never Will.
III wuz with the deceest-that is our mob
IN chief-all the way. 1t wuz not encou
ms agin VIXEN he wuz maxim speech, say
IN Pittsburgh. supportin tariff, to see on
SO bulletin board opposlt the ldentlkle spec
n he made the day before IN Moo Jerse
en- leavin tariff entirely TO the Congresslon
ny destricks. 1t waz not altogether plea
is ant thing at Jefiersonvlle, when we Il
ny it our duty to apologize tor our hevln D
u Aballshunlst, 50 hey the spheeches WI
all we made three days atore IN Pennsylsa
ne denouucin slavery, poked into our la
ed, ln short, we wuz u ridln too many hoss'
me and the trouble wuz, them hosses wuz
ing pintin in different dlrekshens. Wei
OF dertook to sit on dozen different stot
ent and. ez talented ez we are In that P
ose tion of our body, we amt broad enuti
er, doesn't matter to me, or to COCHRAN,
The Titon, er Mcclure. With US it is S
re- nle question NV winnn. There is
rm camp NV the enemy to plumber, and to
DC the method Nv takln it don't matter
'ort found sevra sich III evry township.
fellow whose sole pants for Postoiils
IAN the hart panteth for the intercourse,
do lust ez | did. He'll hist his hat
adj enthusiastically for tariff at Johnstown
for day and for free trade at llIinoy ton
,ho row. But the people don't all want t
ofises ez bad ez we do, aud conseke
don't hist with that ease. SO tur % L
cancerned, l.
ON Here Mr.. Greeley interrupted me.
polls wuz entirely convinced that success
Novemher wuz ashoored-. lie had