Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-01-11
Editorial fBrevities

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wheat cake socials.
Nilsson goes back to Europe in tn,
spring.
Anna Dickinson is an orthodox
Quakeress.
The weather-wise say there will b.
fifty-six SHOWS this winter.
A sure way to stop a woman
mouth-kiss it.
We suggest as a name for u new
Steam Engine, "THE NEPTUNE"
Utah is said just now to be in {
state of ''harem-scare2em."
A South Jersey paper published an
obituary under the head of "squibs.'
There is a prospect of Congress
abolishing the Income. tax. Good.
Editors ought to be able to live
cheap-they get "bored" for nothing.
A western editor reports money
"~close," but not close enough to reach.
An Oregon toast over a glass of the
ardent.-"Here's what makes us wear
old clothes"
Twenty-one new subscribers for the
Eaton Democrat" in one day. GLOW
high ish dat?"
MI. A. DENNY and lady gave a bril-
liant entertainment to a few of their
friends on last Monday evening. 1t
was good to be there.
One of our store keepers says that
although his clerks are very laxative
through the day they are always ready
to shut up at night.
A contemporary threatens to send a
small pox patient after his subscri-.
bers who arc i'll arrears for their pa
per for more than a year.
Agassiz believes that Niagara Falls
will wear away i'll just eleven thous-
and years. A few years before that
we expect to leave this country.
That gangrened distillation of bill
iousneSs rotten all over with corrup-.
tion," is the chaste and vigorous char
actcrization applied by IL Chicago
paper to another.
The last word" (Which every wo-
man is bound to have) of Emma F..
Motley, on retiring from the South
Bend Union occupied three columns.
The most tender hearted man III
Eaton, is IL shoemaker, who always
shuts his eyes aud whistles when he
runs his 'tawl" into a sole,
All those that were Nfishy" invested
a fifteen cent stamp and took a look
at the Sea monster on last Saturday.
We didn't feel that way.
The announcement i'll a Troy paper,
that a boy had caught the smallpox
and was running loose" created a
Investigation developed the
that the boy had caught sat small
A recent fire at Bristol, Vermont,
was discovered at three o'clock in the
morning by a young man who had
been out counting, and tie fire com-
pany have made the girl a present for
him go home SO carly. ''
"Moily, shut the door; it's getting
cold in here" was the remark of
an Eaton husband as he hung his coat
a hitching post, and prepared to re
tire on the curb-stone, under the i'm
preston that he had arrived at home.
The Duluth Herald has an adversa-
the Editor of a weekly there, and
him this way: We shall
him in a way that will curdle
his blood and thrash him within an
inch of llis life if he has manhood
enough to seek satisfaction.
A Rochester girl, in a note making
complaint because a man
spit tobacco juice onher silk dress in
tae street says: "Never, while men
chew tobacco, will I GO TO the polls to
vote. This country may go to ruin be-
fore L will have my clothes spoiled or
even jeopardizcd." That settles her
If a cat doth meet a cat upon a gar
den wall, and if a cat doth greet a cat,
need they both to squall? Every
has his Tabby waiting on the
wall, and yet he welcomes her APP
proach by al unearthly yawl. Andif
kitten wish to court upon the garden
wall, why don't he sit and sweetly
and not stand up and bawl, and
lift his precious back up high, and
show his teeth and moan, as if it 'twere
collie nor than love that made that
Teller groan. How's that for a cat?
The Family Circle.
What looks nicer, what is sweeter,
what is pleasanter, than to see a fami-
" not6aro,5 fonofho,. 70 loxoo fa1I- Of