Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1872-08-15
OKLA pODRIDA.

dress.
How to handle a red.hot IRON
wait until it cools.
Quilp wants to know il h0rse.ma-
r,nes are mounted on 6cct horses.
Agassis: requires ds to believe that
the primitive oyster was foot long.
| What is society, after all, but .
mixture OF the histories and miss.
cries.
I When persons are sea.slck, what
do they most desire? To feel sea-
cure, of course.
A couple were married At Lafay-
kette, Ind, the other day 10 balloon,
one mile above the earth.
Boston's professional men and
Cambridge tutors are TO be found ID
large numbers at Nahant.
John Wesley used to say ooh,
how hard it is to DO shallow enough
for gentecl congregation"
A man named Mcdowell, Of Ma
con county, N. c., is tho father of27
children, and is 70 years old.
The film Of q soap bubble, about 70
burst is only about hree. fourths OF
the millionth of an inch in thickness.
Professor Agassiz has found
striking resemblance between Pata'
gonian scenery aud that OF the Alps.
A German songstress is said to
touch high G with great case and
power. That speaks well for her
hygiene.
Tho most important noedle.work
ever done in tho world, Is supposed
to have been done by the mariners
compnss.
Settle as much money upon your
wife ~ yon can, for her second hus.
band-poor fellow -lnay not have
sixpence.
The Princess Imperial Of Cor
many, Queen Victoria's oldest daugh-
ter, has seven children, three OF
whom are sons.
| Mr.. Sailcr, OF the Philadelphia
Ledger, has written the money arti.
Giles for that journal TOR q period Of
81 years and over.
Anna &. B.ackett, of the st. Louis
| Normal School, gets the highest sal
airy (s2,S0O) paid to any female teach
er in the United States.
A wise darkey, in speaking Of the
happiness Of married people, said !:
dat ar 'pends altogether on how
much ,isy Joy deyselves."
| A contract has been contaminated
by tho city authorities for tho writ.
ing OF history Of Boston from ITO
to 1922 Ivy Samuel G. Drake.
The indianapolis Journal says .
bulldog with sound teeth is the only
thing . lightning.rod peddlcr will
not tackle and try TO pursuads into
buying rod.
"Your Dress" said q husband to
fashionable wife, twill never please
the men," II donft dress to please
} the men, but to worry other women,
was the reply.
An editor says no onco partook Of
q beverage 80 very strong that he
could not tell whether it was brandy
or q torchlight procession that wsa
| voino down hia throat.
II am speaking" said long.wind'
ed orator, "for the benefit Of postcri'
ty." EYES," said one Drills auditors,
land ifyou keep'bn much longer. your
audience will be here"
A young man who was caught
straining his sweetheart to his
bosom, the other night, justifies HIM.
self on the ground that he has right
to strain his own honey.
A new style Of ornamenting para
soils IS with top, on which is small
thermometer, SO that they can al
ways tell to what degree OF heat
they have been subjected in then
morning promenade.
i A law has just gone into effect in
Indiana, by which any person who
seeks the position OF juror is to be
} fined as guilty Of contempt Of court
The laws will do away with the race
Of professional jurors.
A man in Michigan snapped q
horse for mans wife. A bachelor &C
uuaintance remarked there was some
thing wrong about that horse, or he
would never have fooled it away in
that manner.
, A new spelling il proposed for The
frat time in the phrase personal
consec ration TO Christ" Il should
DC purse and ALL Those who scow
, when the contribution box come,
l around will please take notice.
g A fashionable mothers advice to 8
Q newly married daughter: "Do mol
+ get in the habit of taking your hus
}. band with you to evening pnrtics.-
Nothing is so stupid Ms a husband q,
}, party, nor so everlastlngly in thu
way"
r A girl at Usage, Ind, whose carr
= are grown up has no method o
+ hearing, except through her mouth
& When a young man is talking she
!. keeps saying Eyes" for fear lest h
{ might propose 10 her land she no
J. hear it.
o. A lady offered prayer t" St. l.
;, ustus Tor the conversion OF her has
,. band. a few days afterwards III,
man died. "What good saint is on
o Ignatus exclaimed the disconso
J. late widow; The bestows on ~ NOR
]. benefits than we ask for"