The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1872-04-03

AhS - oihAD VA IA NOkClS
iu St. JoasPh is 1913.
PLANT shade trees now, and every
day till the middle of April.
A CHEESE factory is about to be es-
tablished in Nodaway county.
A WISCONSIN editor speaks ola wind
which "iiast sat OH its hind legs and
howlcd."
One OF the latest patents granted in
Washington is for an improvement in
chignons.
In MISSOURI University there are
four literary societicS and four secret
fraternitics.
WE would call attention to the new
advertisement of Mr.. &. L. Schmitt's
North Side Family Grocery"
If mud was Us precious rs gold. what
an influx of fortune hunters We would
be having along about this time!
UPWARD of twenty new subscribers
have been added to our list this week.
That's right, gentlemcn; roll 'em up!
GENTRY county has formed IN associ-
alton in opposition to secret societies,
Wore especially to the Masonic order.
WHEAT in Nodaway county is in n
bad way. The Democrat thinks that
some winter wheat will be raised, how
ever.
TIE Nolaway Democrat SAYS a lady
of Maryvillc was some time ago re-
licved of a severe toothache by three of
her teeth bursting.
VERY MopEsT-The editor of a coun-
try ps per, having received a bank-note
detcctor, returns thanks, and modcstly
asks for some bans-notcs upon which to
test its accuracy.
Jonathan Jocelyn, who has been for
several weeks confined in Jail on the
charge of assaulting a woman near
Whitcsville, was last week released un-
der the provisions of the insOlvent law.
EVERYTHING points to an "early
spring"-the geese stand on foot,
balmy airs come from the Rocky Noun
tains and the bark on the north side of
dogs, is thinner than usual. These
aigns never fail.
Mr.. Stein, formerly a teacher of this
county, but now agent for the St,
Joseph Morning Herald, gave us a call
OH Saturday. Mr.. Stein intends max
ing a thorough canvass of the county
for subscribers to the Weekly Herald.
Success.
REV. J. Gillics, tbs new pastor Of the
Methodist Episcopal Church ofthis city,
delivered his first sermon in Savannah,
on Sabbath morning. lie is al cncrget-
ic, forcible speaker, and is destined to
perform good service. May his labors
meet with the reward they deserve.
a FANCY farmer sent in the follow
ing truthful report of his agricultural
operations to the Assistant Assessor Of
the revenge tax: Mr.. X. Ny farming
operations l have to report as follows !:
"My cattle have eat up my crops, and
my hired men have eat up my CATTLE"
SAssAFRAs tea "to thin the blood"
and 'yarb bitters," will soon grace the
sideboards of the Oldest inhabitants,
who don't believe in patent clap traps,
and think that to give a good healthy
tone to the stomach a little "rum ad
fanny" goes further than a dozen doc
tors prescriptions.
Mrs. Margaret Elmore Fellows, wife
of Mr.. Isaac Fellows, died OH Wcdnes-
day evening of last week, at 5 o'clock,
at her residence in this city. She leaves
q husband and five children. and a large
circle Of loving friends, to mou her
loss. She was born in Canada, and ERs
fifty-ivc years of age,
DIR. j. C. Mitchell, a most agreeable
gentleman and excellent physician of
Rochester,, called on Tuesday and sub
scribed for the REPUBLICAN. We are
always glad to meet our old friends,
and make the acquaintance of new ones.
DIR. F. j. eager, another %jovial, whole
sQuled gentleman aud successful vendor
of pills, anne in and subscribed. Supr
cess to the M.D.s.
THE NEW YORK Commercial Aduer.
tiser advises its readers that: AS q genu
eral thing attempting to fog editors is
an Improbable business. Shoveling
off snow or driving q charcoal wagon
for q living pays better In the long run.
A hostile visitor to on editorial. sane
tum usually finds that the best side of
the building for him to be on is the out
side. We have heard of individuals
cquipping themselves and approaching
the editor for the purpose Of cleaning
him out" but they have always gone
away with the conviction that they
were born for some less active pursuit,
Thus discouraged, such intruders are
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