The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1872-09-24
NtIMBER 81
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All has got no manners.
He amt no gentiefnaii. ;
He'ssan introoder;s donst eend In sna
kard, nor Ak en- interdnckshun; nor don's
knox ct the front door, and neytfS aaxec
thinks Of taking OF bis hat
Fust you know he - ii Bed xith *os
and up yore nosex-tho Nhst he wants
thar is mistry-and he invites hisself
tobreakfast, and senH Hdownin yoss bss-
ter thout brushin his pants.
He helps ahisself TO sugar, ineas, md
me!assis, and bred, and preserves. and
vinegar-ennything, and don'swait f0s
no invitation. He's got a good appy-
tite, and jast as sun eats one thing ss an.
uther.g - rg5tr. s,s.s ~ .og.s
faint no use to challenge him fer tn
kin liberties; he keeps up hostile kor.
rispesdeace with ysa, whether oksnofs
and shoots hisself at you like q built,
and he never misses, never AsA-ses
He'll kiss yore wife twenty times 1
day, and zizz oo,and ridicule you ifyou
say word, and he'd ruther you'd slap
at him than not; he's dodger Of the
dodgingest kind. Every time you slap,
You don't slap him, but slap yoreself, and
he zizzles. and points the hind leg Of
skorn at you, sill he taggravates you q
distracshun. 70 =. - I s'S'' : -
He glo,ies in fghtin every pop the
exact spot you drur him from, which
proves the intention to tee1e you. Dou't
tell me he amt got mind he knows
what he is after; Hes got sense and tos
much ov 1t, tho be never went to skpN
a day in his life, except in q sups dish.
He's mean, malignant, ,owdashus.prs
miditated cuss. ssg sav
His mother never padded him with .
slipper. His morals wux neglecktid and
he lacks good deal ov humility initet3,
He amt bashful bit, and doubt If be
bushes often
In fackt he VICE never fetched up I
tall. ..-f. tr44o a,.r~
He wuz born full. grown. he don't git
old-uther things git old, but he never
gifts old-and heis imperfeckt- -and mis-.
chieyous to the day1of bis death. = ne. m
He droops in cold weather, and Jon
kan mash him on window pain, and
you've just put yore finger in is. Hs
comes agin next year, and. heep mofs
with him. Tain'tno use.s rs
One hi to a family might do for 'nnpsr
ment, but the good ov SO menny niSsI
be dogon ef I kin see, kin you osss @
l hav thort much about. hise, and1
hav notist how often they stop in their
deviltry to comb thare heds and skrateA
thare nose with thare forelegs, and gouss
thare arm pits under thare wings, and
the tops Of thare wings With ttsrs hind
legs 1Ne ssS5 Ia Z sia9ii iIsps
And my kandid opinyu,,n are; thst aiss
is lowry, they eeches all the time Il 10
mizerbuL and that makes EN- bad tenn.
pered, and wants to make uther peepil
mizerbul too. as.g s., ssjT
Fl that amt the hossify ov, fias.I, giys
up., maTs,-is lpresS.k
Altho a fi don't send in his kard, he
always leaves one, and ! don't like it,.
Tain't pritty, If tits round. He kant
make kross- mark, only dot, and he 10
always dottin WHARF thare ain't nolfs.-@
Thare amt no end to his periods. butsbs
never Gums to a full stop. Such hand.
writin is disagreeabii. '.a ,s.@s : ssa So.
" Hes an artist, but his fresco and HE
wall paperin I don't admire Tkafe's
too much sameness in His patterns His
specs is the only specs that don help
the eyes. You kant see through en- and
you don't want TO-. toi ~ y '&asS
! hate fiji.
Darn a fi.-yosh Billiass. lGFag