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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22

Se.t 5ag
D. C. IACCARD e. cos H.
Iustrated Price List and
Catalogue of WaItham, How
ard, and D. C. Jaccard g. Co.'S
Watches, Iewelry, and Solid
Silver and Plated Ware, &c.
When in st. Louis you arc
invited to inspect their mag
nificent IEWELRY establish
ment, Nos. 40l' g. 4O3 N.
FOURTH ST., Corner of Lo-
Gust, Odd Fellows Hall.
BsMatches, Clocks and Music
Boxes Repaired and Warranted.
Orders by mail promptly atten-
ded to.
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22

The GREAT HAIR PRoDUcER.-Hair Oils,
POmstums and Pomades have had their day.
They belong to the musty past. Nobody
that understands the chemistry of the hair
and the philosophy Of its growth thinks of
using lAsm. Instead Of clogging the pores
OF the scalp with thick onguents. and thus
obstruc1ing the insensible perspirstion,
which is essential to the health Of the 6bers,
We now tone the surface Of the head with an
invigorating application which penesra.es to
the roots of the hair and stimulates them in
the same way that the fertilizing agents
spread over the meadows stimulate the grass
roots and cause the blades to spriag up in
myrisds, coating the earth with vsrdure
The invizorant besI adapted to this purpose
is LYoE's kATHAIRoN. 1t may well be call
ed the fertilizer Of the head. To the barren
scalp il communicates vegetAtive power. j
the nAir is dropping out or becoming dry
and Withsred. it arrests the process of dilap-
idation or blight. The hair thickens and
becomes glossy and flexible under its gsnis
operation, and as . dressing it is unsp
preached by any preparation that has ys
been laid on the toilet of Fashion.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22
PLUMBING,
THOMAS YATES.

rs PREPARED TO DO PLUMBING IN
l. ell its branches, also, Ga, and Steam Fittins
Call and have estimates made before ordsrin =
your work done by other parties.
THOMAS YATES, (Levee,) Rock Island
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22

HENDERsoS's BUcHU, the great dIuretic
an Unfsiling remedy for all diseases of the
Kidneys and Bladder. also for Dyspepsia or
Indigestion, Flatulency, or Wind in the
Stomach. The most distressing cases Of
Female Weakness and Uterine Complaints
are permanently cured BY Henderson q
Buchu. 1t is unsqualsd by any known
remedy for the cure of DrOpsy, Gravel, and
all Gouty and Rheumatic affections. 1t is
Aspecifc remedy for eIpelling all Pain and
Tape Worms. 1t is prescribed by eminent
physicians in Chronic Affections of the LiV-
er. For sale BY all druggists. See adver-
tissmeot in this issue. eod&w1y
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22
To-Day's Advertisem'ts
AGENTS WANTED.

We guarantee employment to all, either sex at
s. day or $2O00 or more year. New works by
MRS. ii. b. STOWE, and others. Superb Premiums
given away. Money made rapidly and easily at work
for us. Write and see. Particulars free. M. A.
PARKER Il CO., 23e West Madison St, Chicago,
Ill, 12-9ad3m
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22

This remedy does not "DRY UP'' Catsrrh, but
LOOSENS Ii frees the head of all Offensive mai ter
quickly removing bad breath and headache al laws
and soohes the burning heat In catarrh. IL 40 rnild
and agreeable in Its effects that it positively
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-22
JackSOn'S Catarrh Snuff.
And Troche Powder.

delightful and pleasant remedy IN
Catarrh, Headache, Bad Breath, Asthma,
Hoarseness, Bronchitis, Coughs,
Deafness, dc,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Vinegar Ritters are not avile Fancy Drink.
Made of Poor Ram, WhislSey, Proof Spirits
and Refuse Liquors doctored spiced and sweet
eued 10 please the taste called "Tonics, "Appetiz
ers" Restorers" &c. that lead the tippier on TO
drunkenness and ruin but are true Medicine, made
from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free
from all Alcoholic StimuIants. They are the
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE, perfect Renovator and
Inygorator Of the system, carrying of all poisonous
matter and restoring the blood 20 healthy condition
No person can take these Btters according to direc
tions and remain long unwcll, provided their bones
are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means,
and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of re-
pair. -
They are Gentle Purgative as well as n
Tonic possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
rs powerful agent in relieving Congestion or imam
nation Of the Liver, and all the Viseeral Organs,
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether in
Young or old. married single, at the dawn Of wo-
manhood or at the turn OF e these Tonic Biters have
no equal.
For InAnmmatory and Chronic Rheuma-
tisr-l and Gent, Dyspepsia or Indigestion,
Bilious, Remittcnt and Intermittent Fevers,
Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and
BIndder, these Bittcrs have been most successful.
such Diseases are caused by Initiated Blood,
which is generally produced by arrangement % the
Digestive Organs. -
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION, Head
ache, Pam in the shoulders, Coughs. Igthess Of Inc
Chest Dizziness, Sour Eructations Of the stomach,
Dad taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation
Of the Heart, Inflammation Of the Lungs Pain in tho
/ regions Of the Kidneys and n hundred other painful
/ symptoms, are the ofsprings Of Dyspepsia.
They invigoratc the Stomach and stimulate the tor
pid liver and bowels. which render them Of uuequaet
efficacy in cleansing the blood of all impurities, ant
imparting new life and yiEor to the whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptlons, letter, Sal
Rhcum, Blotches Spots. Pmpes, Pustules Polls, Car
I hunclos Ring Worms, ScaldHcad. Sore Eyes, ErsV
elias Itch SUurls. pscolurutous OF The skin. HumoF
and Diseases the skin, whatever narrs nature
ar literally dug up and carried Of the system
short time hy tie Of these Bttcrs. one bottle y
such viii convince the most inereduious OF thei
! curative effect.
Cleanse the Initiated Blood whenever yoU fud it
IMPURITIES bursting through the skin IN Puppies EruT
ttuus or Series. cleanse it whcu You mud % chsrncie
and sluggish the cleanse If when foul, an
Nour feelings VIII ten yOu when. Keep the blood PuF
! and the health Of the system VITA follow.
PIN, TAPE, and other WORMS, lprkipg IN I'll
system O: so mYHy thousands, tHtCtUtly uesjru,
l ca and removed. For fun directions read caref-l
the circular around each bottle, printed IN four la
| guages-EnglisA, German. French and Spanish.
J. WALKER, Proprietor. Il. Il MCDONALD & &C
Druggists and Gen. Agents, san Francisco, Cal. Al
80 and 81 Commerce Street, New y ork.
tv-sOID By ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALER
John BsugStOa, and G. A. Benser, Agent, 30
. Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
UseRenne's Pain Killing
MI AaTS OIL.
"It Works like a Charm"

kEADEE-
Renue's Pain Killing Magic Oil cures Headacne.
Renne's Pain killing Magic OllouTe Foothashe.
Aeppe's Pain Killing Magic Oil cures Neuralgia.
Reune'sPAin-K Hing Magic ollourss Cholera.
Renne's Pain Killing Magic iloures Rhsu matt IN
Reuuo's Pain illiug Magic oi cures Lameness.
Reppe's Pain Killing Magic 0ilcuresS kin Disease
Some folks seem to be proud OF teIling nov
'.lAus their shoulders are''-of f'my oriok IN the
bsck''-or "I have got the seiRtlea-and de-
light In Dragging that nothing can cure me !
but when we get such awful folks to use Rem
ns's Psin-KIllIng Magic Oil, faithfully > we
not only cure their lameness and charm away
their pains but we actually take all that kind of
'sbrAg out Of them" and they frankly own up,
and say is works like e charm
se-sold By all Druggists, Merchants Groeers
Itisput up in three sizes, and called Trial
! Size. "MedlGm Sire" and Large Family SiSe'
bottles WM. REENE SONS.
Sole ProerietorI and Manufacturers,
/ jes-d&wsowly Psttsheld' mass
/ Sold wholesale aud Retail By John Bsngs
ton, Druggist. Rock leland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
Dailp 9ra11e.

THE re-sppointmeht by Grant OF H.. Il.
Hurlburd to the Office OF the comptroller Of
the currency, shows how much faith may be
placed iu Grants promises for civil service
reform. The position is one of those which
according to the rules Of the civil service
commission, should only be filled after
competitive examination, and these rules
the president personally and officially prom
ised to observe after january lst, 1872.
In disregsrding not only the rules, but his
own promise aud official declaration, he has
shown HE contsmp, for public opinion and
his determination to be bound by no pledges.
Bot the appointment is worse than mere
breach OF public faith. Hurlburd is known
to hare received part at least Of the money
which Calender stole from the New York
national banks. In two instances at least
the officers OF the banks swear that the
money which Calender demsnde es the
| price of his official certificate WAS not paid tc
Calender, but was forwarded 10 Hurlburd
Calender says that in addition to this, 6
great part of the money which be reclTeC
went 10 Hur,burd, but of this latter aiiegs
ton we have DO proof except Calender
statement. But the fact that two banks q
least sent to Hurlburd the money whiel
Calender earned by giving false certificates
is undoubted aud this is the man WHOM
Grant insists on re-sppOlnting to the posi-
ton wherein be has plandered the public.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12

ON MARRIAGE.

HAPPY RELIeF FOR YOUNG MIN
from the fleets Of Errors and Abuses in esrly
life. Manhood restored Nervous debility
cured. lmpedi ments to Marriage removed
New method of treatment. New aud remarka-
BILE remedies. Books and Circulars sent free, in
sealed envelopes
Address HOWARD AssO -IATI0N, No 2
South Ninth St Philadelphia, Pa.
dec26 dw3m
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
SEMINAL Weakness CURED.

DIR. BoaANNAN's "VE9RTABLE Gu
RAIINk B. permanently cures all forms of sper-
Ii atorIhea' or Seminal Weakness" in from two
TO seven weeks time. 1t restores Lost Power"
ana brings BACK the ~ outhful vigor" of those
who have destroyed 1t by sexual excuses or evil
practices. Young men suffering from the effects
Of thRt dreadfully destructive habit OF Self
Abuse caG use this medicine with the assurance
Of speedy and Permanent cure. This remedy
has been used by old DR.. Bohannsn in his pri-
vste practice for thirty years, and has never
failed in curing even the worst cases. Price g
per package. Sent to any address Tree from
obssrvation). Sold only a. Or. G. A. Bohan-
mans office, No. 6l9 North Fifth stree, 81. Loul
No. established in 1887.
moh2S dwly
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
BArcHuLoR's EAER DYE.

This superb Hair Dy is the best "a the t7ortd
perfectly harmless reliable and instantaneous
n Q disappointment; no ridiculous tInts or o1s-
az reeable odor. Tho genuine N. a. Bstehe-
loT's fair Dye produces IWNEpEATEiY sspleH-
did Black or Natural Brown, leaves the hair
clean soft bsaHhfai does net contain psrti-
Gle of lead or any injurious compound. SOLD by
all Druggists. Factory, 16 Bond street, n. \.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Parmeiee's New Vegetable Pills,

Containing Mandrake and Dandelior and viii
Cure Liver ant Kidney Complaints, Dyspepsia
cosnFsness, Headache. Purify the Blood ana
regulate the secTetiuns, remove all Bilious mat
ter and prevent Ague. These Pills are Anti
Bilious ard Specific for the cure of those
Chronic and Bilious Dersngements my24dwly
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
ROLLER ooAGPoUHD.
discovered 1865. Improved 1865.
GODTREY'S
India Rubber Roller Compound,

El0i& asGbDoA E@OAfCA OVHpVUnN1
THRIFT CENTS PER POUND.
Reduction Of IS per Cent. former Price.
This compound is the invention Of = Freshman
OF Twenty two years experience
Il i, composed Of India Rubber, Gelstine,
Chemicals, and sAochErines,
WHICH MAKE A PERFECT ROLLER IN
EvEEY RESPECT.
Ia reacts readily and is easily PREPARED
Cleaned like oJbos rollers. Warranted 60 work
all kinds of ink on Rll kinds Of Presses, Ia ali
Kinds Of veather, and to re cast. IL "a the
chsapest material for rollers that csh DO manu-
IActured Printers who try the iDdiR Rubber
Compound once will use no other. The special
advantages claimed, and dUmonstrated oy is
use daily are, that q is Ear more durable, and
shrink ks less than any other, retaining lsa sue
| ton and elasticity always, and can be re-eAst
! whom the roller becomes old thus replacing II
| with a new one as good as the original. Roll
| srs east at the mandatory at ~ cents per
/ mound, and rollers Of our make re-oAst At 10 per
/ cent ,du.tion. There are numbers Of our roll
ers now in use In Philadelphia more than one
| year old This result can be obtained BY any
careful FRESHMAN. The facility with which II Ii
rccast, and its extraordinary durability render
this material 40 to 80 per cent cheaper than any
other.
REFERENCBs:
The Printers generally who have used Il.
WsGre now manufacturing rollers ard fur
nisni1g Compound for nearly ell the Printing
Houses In PhiladslphiA, besides supplying
very largo demand throughout the continent
and have voluminous testimonials OF the grsa
satisfaction our material has given since pecem
Der, 1898, tho date of our last improvement.
Sold By all dealers In Printers Material
GODFREY q CO.,
febsdwtf s25 Walnut st., Philadelphia.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
JOB &zcsZE'
Sir James CIark's Female Pills.

These invaluable Pills are unfsiliag in tIe
cure OF all those painful and dangerous diseases
90 which the female constitution is subject
They moderate all exces SEES snd rencre all Oh
stFuctions, from whatever cause,
To MARRIED. LADIES
they are particularly suited. They will il q
short time bring the monthly period with
regularity; and although very powerful, Coz tain
nothing hurtial to the consultation. In all cases
of Nervous and Spinal AGectiJna Pains in the
Back and Limbs, Fatigue on slight exertion,
Palpitatiou OF the Heart, Mysteries And Whites,
they will effect = euro when al other means have
failed. The ojrcuI2rs around each package give
full directions and ad vice, or sill be sent free to
k!l writing tor tAsm. sealed frog observation.
SPECIAL NOTICE
Ii Is the fate of every trua valuable medicine
to De ooUNrERFEITzD. Job Moses Sir James
Clarke's Female Pills arc extensively CoUSTER-
FELT n Dishonest Druggists endeayor TO sell
the c1uuterfc;ts TO make greater profits.
/ n. B--In A.l eases whe-e la Genuine cannot
be obtained, One Dollar enclosed to the Sole FRO
/ prietor 20 3 H0SES, j. 'a-;Isaat Street. New
/ York will insure g bottle o. the Genuine, con
/ containing Fifty Pills. by return mail, securely
sealed from any knnw,oae &c of its eonterts
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
zg szozz AggD DEzsAgzE CT TEE BLOOD
YOUNG MIN

e..of
sv,rEi tho altar
he would therefore M
iassokng
IHL
RENDER 70 AS
,r-y ,l,, oghol 10 clos
Inn tsaaStn,
before you CAS-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
CON 5ULTATI0N FREE.

49, ,gigNEY HAS GIVEN ATTENTION FOR THE PAST
tr systems BY ~
oIusslsu
g nut
su-a5 he will H he vh tel you that; for
hs
case pF
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12

tirely vegetable. Used by more than geo Ply
stefan. in their practice, here and abroad, as it
is the only medicine ever discovered for the per
manent cure Of all the above diseases. Call and
receive back your money in all cases OF failure.
s. bottle. Sold everywhere. Send for cireu-
lars, free. II. D, FOWLE, Chemist, Boston.
sepl e-deod 4. t,sAwlY
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
CONDITION POWDER.
NORRIS
CELEBRATED IMPROVED
CONDITION POWDERS!
For Eorses, Cattle, aheep, Hogs,
and Esnfxyla

-
and Fowls.
The cheapest and only safe, certain and relia-
BILE Medicine for some Of the diseases peculiar to
all of these animals.
For lie. ses an d Cattle They are a Sovereign
Remedy for Loss of Appetite, Hide-bound, Dis
tenpers, Rheumatism, Inward Strains, FeveTs,
Founders, &C., DC. And a sure cure for Coughs
ana Colds, which 10 the foundation of the more
ded, and of such in gradients, that all Of their
valuable qualities blend in harmonious unsion,
which readily enter into the elements of the
blood snd juices, and are thereby made TO pene-
trate every part Of the sy stem, thus assisting ma
ture in ailaying fevers and in hammatio ms, break
ing up colds, stopping coughs, removing I'M
healthy distinctions, loose ppg the skin, opening
its poIes causing the hair 10 lie smooth and Civ
ing it glossy, soft appearance, purify ing the
blood, giving tone 10 the stomach and digestive
organs, and imparting new life, vigoI and
streu 9Th to the animal. A few doses o. these
Powders viii produce wonderful effect up on
these snimals.
; For Sheep, they perfect remedy for Dis.
tempers, Foot- Rot, want Of Appetite, wool Drop
ping, Scurvy dc, and by feeding once q wee
freely, will prevent all the above diseates
For Hogs, they will keep in better condition,
Fatten Gu c. er. and on less food. half Pack
age shoHld be mixed in every barrel Of swill
These Powders have neAer been known 10 fail to
cure that fatal disease known a. Hog Cholera.
BE SURE AND CALL FOR NORRIS.
Price % cents per package or five for 81.
Prepared and sold Wholesale and Retail by
4 G. g. NORRIS, CLEVELAND, o., and sold By
u Drug gists and Merchants generally
] For sale by John Bengston, Roek Island.
oet6-deod n VT ly
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
MIDDLE AGED MEN.

fy who rotrod .s 100 frequent
,lIso r.
many
(which Is the
strictly containing stamps fTEnt Ned
dsodvor
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
GunrOy's
COD LIVER DnAGEES


A perfect substitute for Cod Liver OIL
more ercacious, more economical and
tree from all its dissgreeable qualities S
highly recommended by many eminent e
Physicians, Who have tried than for Con- !
sum prion, Debility, Costiveness, scrofnla, 8
&c, &c.
The following letters are spesimsns OF s
Testimonials received daily:
PARIS, Eigar Co, ILL.,, april 5, 1870.
Messrs WARp, SUTHERLAND CO.
Gents:-Please send at once to Rev. Gam B
uel Newell, d. D., Paris. ILL.,, two boxes
j of your excellent Cod Liver DrRsees.-E
They are the best thing in the shape Of
medicine my father has ever used.
Yours truly, W. M. NEWELL, NJ. D.
NEvBERN, Va, July 10, 1858.
Messrs. WARD, SoUTBsRLASp b Co.
have pre'cribsd , our Dragees of Go Liv ]
I er Extract ia q great many cases, Snd !
{ have secured results from their use tha.
i co uld not have obtained from Cod Liver \
Oil. BRAMBLITT, NJ. D.
= A bottle Of so Dragees equal to plnts
8 of Cot Liver Oil, Use. A bottle of l20 ORA
q gees, equal 10 ; pints of Cod Liver Oil,
q SIPS A bottle Of $40 DrageeE, equal TO
q 6 pints of Cod Liver oil, g.,
s. 0btaiusbls of Druggists generally, and
q of the Wholesale Agents for the United
81 Slater.
81 Sent by mail in boxes free of postage,
. on receipt of prios. INWARD & CO., 80
81 Platt street, II Y. feblod tts-wsm
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
xlSaS

SAa- Send STAMP for Pamphlet on Prot. Diet
fenbaugh's Physiological Remedy tor Nervous
Debility. Address TIE DIEFPENBAUGn REM
EDY Co, MILWAUKEE, WIS.
iap21d13un
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
DIR. BOmANNAN
Office No. 619 North Fifth streeE, (between
Washington Ave. ana Green Streets,
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI.
Established In st. Louis 1SSg.

CURES ALL CHRONIC AND SPECIAL
~ DiEeases IN a short time, either in hi ale or
Female charges low fees; no Mercury.
va DR., BOHANNAN's Treatise on spec
81 Diseases watch fu4tg explain the nature,
causes, sy mPtons, etc., of SPermaterrhea" or
seminal weakness" Syphilis, Female Com
plants, all appointments TO Marriage, and val
liable inform stion other delicate subjects, sent
FkkE to address n plain sealed envelope, or
receipt of enc stamp.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
MEDICAL
OVER 10000 CURES
MEDICAl

Without Q failure, the past
10 years, in all the worst
eases Of PILEs, DsoPsT,
scRoFuLA, SALT RHEUM,
DYSPEPSIA, CATARRH,
NEURALGIA, and all dis
eases Of the Skin aud
BIooD, by using Fowle's
PILE and Hamor Cure, en-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
.-oFRRgz EoUns-sto 1; to s. ana ? to 6.

aryS. l era and
no E.ecr Milwaukee WSsOuFn
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12
MEDICAL,
N1N IS THE ACCEPTED TIME. READ AND Reflect.
DR.. SPlN ~ & x j.,
TIE CELEBRATED PHYSICIAN FOR TIE TREATMENT OF
GATARRH, THROAT, LUNG,
CHRONIC DISEASES,

., ,s in DAaupor sordiGy who be suderin
to
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12

Ms in Faoas 8oc s. Perry Street, North OfPOsl Once
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-12

The actlye medicinal
qualities Of Poke Root
sre combined with the
hest Tone preparation
Of Iron IN
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-03-06

mcntS Of the past era, ami to inauguratc
n new and healthier social system, among
the Southern people.
Let the dead past, bury its dead, and
let us learn to grapplo with present liv-
ing issues. The great point now, is for
ny all to acquire habits of industry and
independence. let US inculcntc this
losson upon the minds Of the rising gen.
Grafton, and teach our children to labor,
and to feel that work is honorable
Above all things. let us learn them 10
wait on themselves, aud not expect pa.
rents or servants, to minister to their
wants. IL they arc afterwards so fortu.
nate rs to possess means, that wilirclicvc
them from the necessity Of cxcrlion, and
become able TO emplny servants, they
will certainly TO no worse off for the val.
uahlc lesson, and the wise training they
have experienced ut our hands.
Sumter News.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-03-06
How is that for High 2

~ few days since, wnggiSh gentle.
man was walking down Broadway, N.
J., when opposite the Trinity Church,
whose spiro is five hundred and sixty
fcot from tho ground, ho met German,
and tho following dialogue cnsucd:
GOOD morning, Schneider"
"Wo gechts DON"
"Do you know what church that isp"
"Yaw, dos is dor Drinity Church."
"fou see tho stceplo and that l,tlo
cross way up there 2"
"Iaw, | saw him."
"Wcll. how is that for high2"
The German looked pleased, and
stretching his head, said:
"Dot is goot! Der best hear desc six
weeks; yaw, dot is very goot."
The wag went his way, leaving the
man smiling, scratching his head and
gazing ut the little cross so high in the
air. While thus standing, n smile over
his face, friend came along, aud he
thought I" give him the same good thing
and have another laugh, and said
"llollo, Fritz-how you vas ch ?"
"Goot-llow vas it going TO be nit
yoursclf?"
"Goot all der vile. DO you know
what church am dcrc ?"
"faw- - dcre am der Drinity; I know
desc church more rs a dozen years ul
ready"
"lou sec dem sthccpcS, nnd der Iced.
die cross on der top IF dem sthccplrs
"a'a-y most init der clouds ?"
"law, | see der lccdc cross"
~" on sec him2 Ycll-sh,,,h ask you
how high is dotY
Then he laughed, aud laughed, while
The other man replied:
Il don't. know but what for YOU
make so much laugh ?"
It's the schoke--don5yan see him
the. .sclokc-vcn ask you how high is
lrt?"
"No, I don't sec der schckc!"
"Ncl', dot is funny. y man Just told
dot to TIC, nnd make laugh all der vile.
Und you no sec der Schokc? diuk>
you pccn il jn,nnin round all. night, und
y'u cant sc: no'hing"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-03-06
ONLY $l26 !!

TUE Exercises Of the above School will
he resumed on the Sd JANUARY, 1872.
Tuition from $2.50 to $I.5O per month.
No Incidental Fees.
Pupils will be charged from date Of en-.
trance to the end OF the Session. No re-
duclion except in cases Of protraclcd ILL
ness.
For particulars, &C., apply to
s. p. BO0HER, Esq, See. BID.
COL. s. FAIR, Prcst.
Dec. 2i, 52--il.
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