The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1872-07-11
raand Sentimens.

Brown says wedding rings ought to be
cbristcnod suffcr-rings. He has been mar
ricd five years. g.
nn, Loring says if he should be candi-
date for Office, he doesn't know why his
wife should not vote for him. She does,
probably.
returned Australian found the baby
IL laft At home miss Of FIVE summers. One
,Iay IL offended her, and she frctfully ex-
claimed Il wish you had never married
into our family
When couple Of young people, strong
" attached to each other, commence to
eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them
eneasel.
n editor commenting upon the i'm
rortancc IF small things, says he does not
eysa slight 4 straw, if it has a sherry cob
blcr at one end.
j whole train Of cars ran over man il
arape.ota named John Schneider, bui
when tic engineer and conductor went tc
,5ak for him he was walking Of singing
schneider, how you was ?"
4 constable in Ohio lately testified ii
court as follows: az know nothing Of be-
but What hear the neighbours say; and
IN M opinion, what woman says Of an
other Is not worthy of belief.
I. rather hit the nail on the head wher
lady on being asked what she thought
was the meaning of the words, "The pes
.iIence that waiketh in Darkness" an
swcrcd, in her opinion, at was BED
bugs"
Father, why don't we ever see ANY
faces at the Window" asked a son Of his
ia9ent, as they were passing an insane
a-.lun. Because their heads ar,
turned" was the affectionate fathers re
lIy.
a small boy arose at a Sunday schoo
CONCERT and began quite glibily: "A Ger
tain man went down from Jerusalem t.
Jericho and feIl-and fell" IIerc hi
memory began to fail him. And-fel
.y the road side, and the thorns sprang "
and c!oleI him. a#st
! small boy sonls an exchange the fol
lowing conundrum: Why did Georg.
Washington's little sister 90 out with hin
to cut down the cherry trecl Because sh'
Lad not got her AHie hat yet. This is thu
first answer, and the other is Georg'
Washington never had no sister"
eff were in California" said young
top, in company, the other evening, Gin
stead Of working in the mines, woul,
waylay some miner with bag Of gold
knock out his brains, gather up the gol(
aud run" a think you would do better
70 gather up the brains, quietly RESPONDED
the young lady "a man should alway'
rst s""nrc what he is most deficient in"
4 young Lady who has been suddenly
lifted from hereditary poverty to opulenc'
hy an alliance with money and old aye
called the attention Of ler mother to one
81 her Wedding presents in the shape Of :
lga,tifqI cluster diamond pin. The Ole
l1iy dropped her spcctacles to the end o
her nose and exclaimed, q That diamond
pin. Lord sakcs alive, I thought it was
III old seed wart -
A sentimental young lady lost pool,
on winch She sat great value, and wLicl
She fed With her own hands Not long
after the poodle hal parted this transitory
life, FriIoina was seen to eontemplat,
With great pcnsiyenc,s the c0untenance Of
bowhiskercd and beringlcted young man
" Frilolina, my dear" said Aunt Sophia
!" don't look at young frizzly; he'll thinl
on arc in love with him." L" / can't ivll
Aunt Sophia, replied Frilolina, wit
son her lovely eyes. ellis expressio
'hat Of nv poor little Moppets.