Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-03-21
Editorial Brevities.
Insure your property.
Prepare your hot beds.
Stock dealers are busy.


Queer-A Sabbath-school journa
advertising a theatrical performance
Loots johnson has disposed of hi
Livery Stable to j. P. Harshman.
The person who lost a kid glove il
the Town Hall, a have it by calling
at the Democrat Office.
The cash income from our city Hal
since it was opened January II, 1871
amounts to $446,19. Very good.
The New Hampshire election didn't
amount to much, and of course the
Republicans carried it.
We would tax the man who pur.
Joined our AK" on last Saturday night;
to Sax" himself to return it.
For a genuine and certain rat exter-
minator, a bowel complaint, an emet-
ic, take the last Register"
If you have a place of business, be
found there when wanted or in bust
ness hours.
"Mean enough to be a member of
the Legislature" is now a common
local aphorism.
A little child of Mr.. Kenzies was
severely hurt on Sabbath last, while
in our Cemetry, by large tombstone
falling upon it.
Help others when you can, but new
er give what you cannot afford, to
simply because it is fashionable.
The fact hat shrouds have no peck
cts makes some men feel as if they
ought to have a good deal in hand
when they die.
The man who enters a printing Of
fee for the purpose of plying ques-
tons, should be reminded of the press
of business.
Learn to say mo" No necessity of
swapping it out dog-fashion, but say
it firmly and respectfully, as you
ought to.
The man that processes to be a dem
ocrat and don't support his party Or
gan, might as well be on the other
side.
We have q Steam Fire Engine, but
if & fire was to occur now, we have our
doubts if enough of men could be
found to u the machine to the place
it was needed! What is the matter.
ANY subscriber who will bring us
n load of good dry wood, we will
promise him a respectable obituary
when he dies, and the "Devil" may
attend his ~funerall
Seven hundred and ninety-five thou
sand Cross Ties are advertised for by
he Lake Erie, Evansville and South
western Railway Is that evidence
that the Road is not going ahead?
We are under obligations to Mr.. G.
a. PATTIsoN, Pay-master on the Lake
Erie, Evansville and Southwestern
Railway, for the Daily Evansville
papers.
We expect to chronicle several
deaths among the readers of the "Reg-
ter" the result of about that many at
tempting to wade through Miller's
ten column speech on the Kemp-Say-
Ter contest,
Get ready to pay your income tax.
Grant DEGREES that it is necessary to
keep his assessors and collectors in
Office a while longer to assist in his
denomination. The blanks are now
being prepared and the returns are re-
quired i'll April.
Bro. Flanagan of the Kenton co.,
Democrat" if our neighbors of the
"Register" should discover you had
given them credit for that article on
the "Radical party going to pieces"
you may get ready for "pistols and
coffee" for two.
The scarcity of small tenant houses
in this place is severely felt at the pre-
sent time. Hardly a day passes by
that we do not hear of some person
enquiring for q tenant house. If there
were fifty vacant houses here they
could all be rented at good rates with
in the next two weeks, and at the
same time it would be adding to the
prosperity of Jul town.
Those young men who lounge low
ingly around a saloon fire, waiting for
some M to "set ZEN up" L politely
termed gentlemen of leisure moments.
They toll not, neither dc they spin,
but live on their "gift and faculty di-
vine"-gift of impudence, faculty of
not paying for what they eat, and of
Smiling" divinely when treated to q
hot whisky punch. In our day we
have a good many gentlemen of lei
sure moments.
Republican Meeting.