Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-06-27
OLTt APPETIZER.

en- siIng on Sprlug viii comnuth.
| cate her address, she vii be expos
cd "
A young man Of convivial habits
has discovered oue good tljug about
a sea voyage, lou uan get as tight
~ yoU please every day, and every
body thinks You're only STA sick.
Judge" We'll, You are fond of
stealing; II Should let Won steal naw,
what would you steal - Pnsouer---
|" would steal away, your lionor."
An artist printed y caunon So
naturally, that when he was finishing
| the touch hoio il wcut oA-at y very
good price
"A Judge, pointing with his cane
at prisoner before bin, rcna' kcd,,
"fhrre is great rogue at the end
of this stuck" The man replied,
AT which end, my lord ~
"A German settler in Canada be-
ing required to give a " receipt in
/ tul," produced tho following after
muvh mental labor; Il ish full
wants no more mon.sn. John SwacL-
hammer"
A Weste'n editor places over
the marriage notices III his paper ~
cul representing n large trap, sprung,
/ with thls motto: The trap down
nlot.rr nlnyhammer caught"
Josh Billings says that the differ
cnre between bunder and mis-.
take is this: Wheu a man puts down
! n bad umbrella aud takes MP II good
one, he makes u mistake but when
he puts down good ono and takes
up u bad one, he makes bIunders
"A noted wag in Western coll
icge one morning read a theme OF un.
usunl mvut The President being
suspicious, asked pointedIy II ii WAS
original Why, yes, SIR" was the
reply, " il bad otiglral over ii III Tie
paper ! took 1t from
"A gentleman inquired OF car.
pcuter's boy, My lad, when will
this Job you have OF hand be done I"
Il can't tell, sir," replied The honest
| hoy, htllesSly. us days JOB,
and it viii depend upon how soon tho
boss has akotief otdcf.
In New Hampshire, the follow.
ing is posted on tpnce /" Motifs
! Know how is aloud in these medders,
uny men or women letten thnre kows
f"h tn" rofe, Wot g'ts inter my med
| dcrs atoreseed shatl nave nv TAN cut
on ny me, OOadtaiI Roger.
A urisouer arraiyoed before a
| I,..n,d,r ~ Nav Orleans was told,
~ really don't KIN ~ whether | had
b,ttar 6ne you al OF SO: what's
,opr idn, about il 7" Prisoner,
:, Your unnor. all have to plead in
that YOU wal not s.t dosu uuyht in
muloy.n
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At fefilah o"a'n'nS ho"""
~ fh'"aeo, common hNh OH ~ nsea
IN The lamps ihe proprietor, WI"
INdenily has sh'rP ego !" n''hesS'
says 'hat " '0'' Eoo'' a. 'er o"h''
"''> b''S =" 1 "0 f'0A ''"'0 "N
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~-A Vacancy haFlh2 occurred VI
CERTAIN charch ny me fcH'sni'ion oi
'oe "r@at'st ihe trustees aa'''''S''
/ l"r AN "fg"hHt' music 'edch'r' ''''
Among ~" humorous replies 10 'h'
nirefli'ement WAS the following
/ " Grnuemen l ho''re your aa''r-
tjsen"ut t"r or2nn"' ana muse
teacher, either lady or gentleman,
Having beea both Tor some cars !
offer yea NY "er''eea.'
! AT Lynn, Mass AL comparisons
are based upon shoe leather. A cob.
bier having applied tor admission t"
an or'ho,loE church At iha, place, tbs
dearpne held q consultation oser the
candidate. Says one deacon TO a".
other: W"Il, deacon, Bob T.
wants 10 JOIN onr neet'ns.' fes
do You know anything aaan" aim :