Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1872-05-30
Vol. XVIII. Whole No. 9O6. No, %
Odds and Ends.

a writer in the Sunday Star wants to
, chop logic with the Rev. Mr.. Beech Of
} the Park ST. church of that city.
w. +. Gould cashier of the first Ma
tlonal Bank, Portland, preached in Paris,
on Sunday last, two first class sermons.
II every man would roform himself.
the worlds reformation would be accom-
plished.
\ South Carolina Dinah plonehs with
her husband in the yoke with an OK.
She uses goad with rare impartiality.
a San Francisco woman has been ar
rested for trying to erase her divorced
husbands name from the tombstone of
their child.
Mr.. Hampton, Il Cincinnati switch
man, sues not the railroad but the en-
gincer for the loss OF his hand in coup
ling cars.
Peoria has been killing terrible coon
which for days had fed on the calves of
the spindle shanked girls about towu.
Potato bugs are wofully painted sit
ting up on their hindlegs on Iowa fences
and weeping at the bac kwardness of the
season.
The Americans in Berlin have CO.
lumbia Base Ball Club and the Crown
l'ri &C has given them grounds Sc
dan is icarfully avenged.
I Detroit has some intelligent cats
One OF them eats oranges, and another
opens jacknves.-[ Erchange Proba-
by TO cut the other eats oranges.
/
sou for holding a dandelion under your
girl chin TO see if she likes butter. 1t is
rather early in this locality, for this butter
trial
Long John Wentworth not long since
4 called Greeley "a muck minded, splov-
( eniy cross between yam and a cylinder
/ press. lie is now an ardent Greeley
man.
\ Detroit girl attempted suicide,
| wherenpon her loving brother knocked
her down a few times and assured her if
she didn't 90 out of the snicide business
I he'd break her neck for her, which flat
I tcring otier she declined.
Messr,. Holmes and Bissell of Sedalia
T No, started ON the cars together, but
I had = disagreement with knives and
pistols, growing out OF Mr.. Holiness
( refusal to drink with Mr.. Bissell The
latter is crippled for life.
All H. could do, a LAFAYETTE man
! couldn't light the lamp, though he used
j every tooth i'll his wite's hair comb for
matches. But there was an explosion
next morning that the keroseac wasn't
responsible for HttfinHa paper.
! .Len "tst. ',e3u.,!" live without trials.
! man. without trials YOU cannot guess
I Your own strength Mendo not learn
l TO swim on II table. They must 20 into
the deep and buffet otsurgcs.
James Parton saws of Thomas ,Jefier-
son, Of whom some OF our readers may
! have heard, and his brother-in-law, Dab
/ ney Carr. Mindful OF the romantic
agreement Of their youth that whichever
/ died first should bury the other under
/ the giant oak in Monticello, etc. ltaow?
The coming dictionary. according to
/ the Louisville .iou,pai will contain
among its definitions.
7 'GREELEY.-l. \ great editor who
flouri,hed y. D., 1872. ;. TO bolt as in
/ politics; the use of to Greeley in con-
ncction with fastening doors is vulgar
( corruption, ). To utter profane OATH
10 swear horribly; 10 cXecrate. I. To
till the soil, as farmer.
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