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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

A Down-easter arrived In New
York, and took lodging at one OF the
high houses. Telling the waiter no
wished to be called In the morning for
the boat, both Of them proceeded on
their winding way upward, till,
having arrived ct the eighth flight Of
stairs, Jonathan caught the arm Of
his guide. and accosted him thus
"Look here, stranger. II you intend
10 call ns 1t six o'clock In the morn
ing, you might q we'll do Il now, q
twill be that time before / can gel
down aGain.n
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

During the trial Of case, witness
persisted in tcstifying to what his
wife told him. To this, of course, the
attorney objected. He would proceed
to tell sshust how it vash," when the
attorney would sing out, How do you
know that?" "My wife told me-"
was the answer. This was repeated
several times. Presently the Judge,
unable to contain himself any longer,
interrupted: "Suppose your wife
was to tell you that the heavens had
fallen, what would you thinkr' "Vell
I should dink dey vas down.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

Josh Billings says that humility liz
good thing to hev, provided man IL
sure he has got the right kind. There
never IL u time in a kat's life when
she liz SO humble nv just before she
makes up her mind tew pounce unto q
chicken, or just after she has caught
aud ct it.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

The rate Of upheaval Of the Swedish
coast, fact long known to geologists,
il shown by large block, ten feet
high and fifteen feet broad, on the
shore near Morup, which In Septem-
Der, 1915, was four feet above high
water mark, - In proved by an inscrip-
ton to that effect. During the past
summer this block was 40 feet from
the shore. indicating comparatively
recent and rapid upheaval. The eerli-
est records Of this stone state that 1t
was close to the water, but not In IT
70 that 1t would appear that the up
heaval commenced In the present
century. Editors Scientific Record,
IN Hnrper's Magazine for August.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

The Irishman had correct appre-
citation Of the business who, being
asked by the Judge, when he applied
for a license to sell whisky, If he was
OF q good moral character, replied,
Faith, yer honor, l don't see the
necessity Of a good moral character to
sell whisky
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

A man passing along the street was
painfully bitten by an ugly dog. A
single blow Of heavy stick, skillfully
aimed, was enough to kill the animal
instantly. But the enraged pedes-
trian continued to pummel the corpse
till little Of the canine remained. At
length he was accosted with:
"What are you about? that dog has
been dead this ten minutes"
4 know it, but | want to give the
beast realizing sense that there is
punishment after DEATH"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

The father of a boy whose veracity
is not marked AS his back. asked the
teacher why lis son didn't have bet
ter acquaintance with figures, and was
considerably electrified when the
teacher tenderly observed, II really
don't know, without it is because fig
ures won't lie.n
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

An experienced housekeeper says
that flies msy be kept out Of butter
by simple and novel expedient, BY
planting in II . thin slice of bread,
cut columnwise, and inserted in per-
peadicuiar direction. Whether the
bread scares of the 6ics the lady can
not say, but she declares that in some
way or Other il certainly keeps them
of. III
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

An Indiana bride, after the conclu-
sion ofthe marriage cerem y ask ed the
minister to give out the h ymn, This
Is the way long have sought
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

The respondent looking man who
suddenly started on seeing new apples
Tor sale, and cried. Now my children
shall have bresd,". was doctor.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08
MANHOOD:
How Lost, How Restored.

Just published. a new edition Of
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A ESSAY on the radical cure with
out medicine) ofSpermatorrh9a
or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary Seminal
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The celebrated author, in this admirable
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certain, and effectual, by means OF which
every sufferer, NO matter what his condition
may be- may cure himself chcaply, private.
ly, and radically.
ArThis Lecture should be in the hands of
every youth and every man In the land.
Sent, under seal, In q plain envelope, to
any address, postpaid ON recei pt OF six cents.
or two postage stamps.
Also, DR. Culverwell's Marriage Guide"
price Is cents.
Address the cR huslis 7 at,.nr .sgr7i
IN 00Wery, New York. Poet.On1c Boz So.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08

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watches day.
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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08
Original Notice.

VTIEIHHb NOtICCs
Catharina Malchow, PHI District Court OF
against Cedar Co., Iowa,
fINO Robert Malchow, Defendant: You are
hereby notified that there is now on nle
in the Office Of the Clerk Of the District Court,
In and for the county o. Cedar, In the state
OF Iowa, a petition 81 Catharina Malehow,
Plaintin, claiming Of you n divorce from and
dissolution of the bonds Of matrtmony here
the ground OF your wiliful desertion and alb.
Eence rom her, without a reasonable cause,
Tor more than two years past, and asking
that she have the eus,oa- d. -CE- minor
child, Anna Malchow.
Now unless you appear to said petition and
deIenu thereto at or before noon OF the Sec
ono DAY OF the next term OF said Court, to
be begun and held at Upton, in said county
on the 2otn day of November, 1872 a default
VIII be entered against you and Judgment
rendered anu dscree entered thereon In ac-
cordance with the prayer OF said petition.
4w29 WOLF LANDT, Att'ys for PIN
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-08-08
OrigillRl Notice

District Court of Cedar County, Iowa, Nov.
vember Term, 1872.
William Penningroth
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26
PROTECTION VERSUS FREE TRADE

Were we free-trader in theory, we
should be protectionist in fact for Virginia.
Bat free-trade is the dream Of Utopia. 1t
is also the lure--the tantalizing bait--the
Siren song of manufacturing England.
When the first Napoleon came to deal
with the free-trade speculations of the
English writer's, as reproduced by the
French theorists, he cut the gordian knot
by this sort of practical criticism: " IT,"
said he, San empire were made Of ada
mant, political economy would grind it to
POWDER" He saw that the logic was spe-
cious, and, not having time to answer it,
put an imperial inhibition upon free-trade
publications it not being the business Of
the government of a nation, in his estima-
ton, to enter the lists of disputant, and
handle metaphysical deductions to the sat
is'action Of its subjects. sI5 rg5
He saw that if France would become
great and powerful nation, she must break
away from her industrial dependence upon
Great Britain-th the hereditary foe and rival
Of hisgoyernment; audit was with this view
in part that he issued the Berlin and Milan
DEGREES. No professor Of political econo-
my could have done as much with forty
reams of foolscap as Napoleon did with
one dash of his pen. LIE was intolerant Of
this sort Of error, and stamped it out as
he would nest Of yipers.
1t was the manufacturing falcon of Eng
land ready to fly at the industrial quarry
Of France, and that was enough to draw
down his imperial ire. He at once saw
that nations welfare was not to be meas
ured by lis foreign trade-by its ability to
play the huckster in the markets Of the
world--but its productive power; its
ability TO create values, and develope a
home market for their consumption. Eng
land might stand and hsggle over the mar
ket cost of values, but the business of
France was to create values of her own,
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

MARY ANN, the daughter of the New York
millionaire, who married John Dean, her fathers
quest disclosed signs of violence. but the woman
died from protracted dissipation. Telegram in
Morning Papers. ggt9 5lsIlUFf g.f.o7f
1t is about time this periodical telegram
was nipped. 1t starts up once in three or
four years as warning to young ladies not
to marry beneath their pecuniary station,
and the shoddy aristocracy delight in it as
an imaginary bar to any alliance by their
daughters with young men without preten-
sion or wealth. Now, my Mary Ann"
or Mrs. John Dean, happens to reside with
her husband on Paterson avenue, in West
Hoboken, in very respectable three-story
brick and stone front, as highly esteemed
as any woman in the neighborhood, and ex-
tremely happy in her marriage relations.
John is an Industrious, energetic mechanic,
and highly respected by all who know him.
lie is an lrishman. Of course, but none the
worse for that. He has SO improved his
opportunities by contact with the world,
that his nationality would never be sus-
pected. His wife is most exemplary
Catholic in religion, and John, like good
fellow as he is, INDUCES her in visiting the
poor of her parish, and ministering to
their many wants in sickness and distress.
Her deeds of charity are numerous, and
she is happy example of a young lady,
brought up in afiluence, marrying poor
but energetic and Industrious young msn,
who has made his way very cleverly in
the world.
There are many other examples where
young ladies have been equally fortunate
with Mrs. Dean in marrying those they
love, without reference to pecuniary ad-
vantage at the time. A family of healthy,
happy, smiling children; life of fru-
gality, industry, and thrift; home where
''love is" with or without dish of herbs !:
and, in time. a position of respect and
influence in community, where virtue and
merit are esteemed more than wealth and
are among the blessings that
flow from these tabooed marriages of
disinherited wealth and honest, manly toll.
Let John DEAN" tho honest, indepen-
dent, and frugal mechanic of West Ho-
boken, no longer be the bug-bear of our
young ladies, in their dreams of happi-
ness for the future.
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26
Electors for the State at Large,
JOHN w. JENKINS,
1nnrA NIL NJ n s.mnrAII
REPUBLICAN MASS MEETINGS.

Rooms REPUBLICAN STATE Ex'vB CoN'EE,l
RICHMOND, VA, Sept. 81, 1872 &
Hon. @. r. Ramsdell, Presidential Elector,
on. r. G.. Greene, George s. Richards, Esq,
p. G Morgan, Of Petersburg, and Hon. Ross
Hamilton, Presidential Elector, $50 far as his
other engagements will permit) will address the
people of the FOURTH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
at the times and places mentioned below:
MONDAY. Oct. 2Sth, Cumberland @. H. Fsr-s
TUESDAY, Oct. Goth, Farmyile, Prince Ed
ward county. iH tt4't
FRIDAY, Nov 1st, Petersburg. G
Local committees and other friends of the
cause Will please make all necessary arrange
ments.
BY order of the State Executive Committed Ga
G. S MILLS, Chairman.
Joha w J0itz, Secretary. F r.. 100.
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

WE have received very able address
to the voters of the Eighth Congressional
District of Virginia." by Major Richard II.
Carter, of Fauquier, from which we hope
to make some extracts in the progress of
the campaign. Major Carter was formerly
Confederate soldier and is gentleman of
the highest responsibility in his county.
He strongly urges Virginians to vote for
General Grant, and to place the State in
accord with his administration. The wri-
ter has the sagacity to see that the true
interests of our people arc identified with
the success of the Republican party in Vir-
ginia, and he has given himself ably and
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

ARTHUR's LADY's HOME MAGAZINE,
for November, contains as usual much
useful and entertaining reading matter for
the home circle. The publishers Of this
highly popular magazine announce new
departure for 1873. 1t is to be enlarged
and illustrated and lifted to higher level Of
literary and artistic excellence. The pub
fishers say: g In lifting our magazine to q
higher level, we shall not in anything lessen,
but largely increase its interest for all but
mere frivolous, prurient or aimless readers,
and such as care only for false excitements.'
So say the publishers, and we are sure
that they will keep their word, and that
their magazine will be worthy of a place in
every home. Terms $3.50 per year.
Published by, 4. s. Arthur & Son, Phil
adelphia. sl a4as 81.
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26
HOMESTEAD EXEMPTION.

Let every man in the State, who desires
to secure the benefits Of the homestead pre-
vision in the Constitution, either to himself
or his more impoverished neighbor, vote for
the Republican nominee for Congress in his
district. All our candidates are thorough
ly committed to such legislation on the
part of Congress as shall make this Repub-
lican feature of our State Constitution ope-
rative in spite Of the adverse decisions Of
our courts, while the Democratic nominees
are either openly hostile to it, or thorough
ly non-committal on the subject. This is q
matter of the first Importance to our peo-
pie, and will save hundreds and thousands
from utter ruin and restitution in the State.
Many of the Democratic leaders are lawyers
who largely represent the ante-bellum
claims that would snatch the household as
the last plank to which the poor may cling
in the almost universal wreck of property
in Virginia, and their opportunity to make
splendid fees out of these claims will be re-
linquished with the last gasp. Vote for the
Republican nominees, il you would secure
this righteous exemption, and save many
of our most industrious farmers from IRENE
diable ruin. A large Republican delegation
in Congress from this State will be able to
accomplish our reasonable wishes in this
respect, but Democrats, breathing hostility
to the Administration, will accomplish
nothing. The time has come to act like
men-to lay aside personal prejudices-
gracefully accept the situation, and place
Virginia in the path OF more advanced
progress than she will ever reach under the
inspiration Of Bourbonism that can only
clog, hinder, and delay. SAVE THE
HOMES OF THE pEoPIE! 81 fsI gEt
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

THE ALDINE, for November, is one of
the finest numbers yet issued. 1t contains
no less than fifteen splendid illustrations,
mostly of American incident and scenery,
and executed with a skill and perfection of
artistic merit that no other journal has yet
reached. There is no more welcome wish
tant upon our table than the Aldine, and
the publishers seem to have exerted them
selves to their utmost to please the public
in their last number. This rare monthly
is absolutely without a competitor in the
field of American illustrated journalism,
being printed on the best tinted paper and
in the highest style of typographical art.
Terms. $500 a year, with oil chromos free.
By James Sutton & Co., New York,
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

THE closest fight in the New England
campaign will, it is said, be made in the
Hartford, Connecticut. Congressional dis
trict, between General Joseph r. Hawley,
Republican, and Hon. w. W.. Eaton,
Democrat. Mr.. Eaton, who is the wheel
horse of Connecticut Democracy, will try
his strength and his party's strength against
as true Republican and as able a leader
as they have in the State. After Tom Sey-
mour, Mr.. Eaton was the most thoroughly
pronounced anti-war Democrat in all New
England. 1870 g5ty 49,. $500 4,
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

THE meeting at st. Adams Hall last
night was great success. Colonel Pcpham
presided and introduced the speakers in a
few felicitious remarks. The Hon. @. Y.
Thomas led off in speech, which we con-
slider model in its way. Clear, candid
and pointed, it carried conviction to every
unprejudiced mind. Mr.. Thomas is noble
type of our American manhood ,one of whom
any State may well be proud. We hope
and believe he will grace a seat in the next
Congress. -.t,...r5 ~; i. ~ p
Judge Louis Dent followed in speech
which triumphantly indicated the personal
character of General Grant, and contained
excellent advice to both races. Judge Dent
makes no pretensions to eloquence, and
evidently spoke without studied prepare
ton. But he has some of the highest
qualities of the true orator. He can con-
dense thought till it burns and corrus-
Gates, and flashes with electric light. His
personal magnetism was felt intensely in
some rare passages last night, which would
have been worthy of any speaker in the
country. The influence Of his speech was
excellent. He is Southern man, and has
not been a supporter of General Grant,
which added weight to his words. E.a g
Colonel Stewart, of New York, followed
in a grand good speech. He covered the
whole ground of the financial record of the
Administration, and proved conclusiyely
the folly of changing it at venture.
Hon. w. II. H. Stowell closed the meet
ing, at late hour, with few practical and
well-timed remarks. We heard several Of
our Conservative friends speak approyingly
Of the speeches. .sw ,g5
The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26

THE "Tidal Wave.' as pictured by
Mast last week in Haper's, was striking
adoption of one of the phrases of the
opposition, and brilliant portraiture Of the
manner in which the tide of public opinion
is overwhelming the Greeley coalition.
Scarcely inferior is Nast's illustration this
week Of that other unfortunate expression
Of the Tribune, "We are on the home
stretch" In felicity of conception, vigor
of execution, and richness of effect, it is one
of his best.
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The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-10-26
REPUBLICAN, MEETINGS In THE
VALLEY,
Rooms EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE,
REpuRIICAN PARTY OLE XmGINIA

R00M5 EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE, ]
REPUBLICAN, PARTY OF VIRGINIA
lt RICHMOND, VA, Oct. 10, 1872.
We take pleasure in announcing to our friends
that General w. O. Wickham, General III. H.
Wells, Colonel O. T. Beard, Colonel /. IL.
Shields, Colonel John S. Mosby, A. nj. Crane,
Esq, Captain A. S. Lurty and other dstin-
guished Republicans, will address the people of
Virginia at the following times and places and
we respectfully ask the local committees to make
all necessary arrangements to ensure a 1ull turn
ont of our friends, There will be no disappont-
ment. as these gentlemen have positively agreed
to be on hand promptly: t
At SLauuton MONDAY, October 2Sth. isig
At Charlottesville TUESDAY, October Goth.
At Cupepper @. II. WEDNESDAY. October
3Oth RI li17f CHARLES S MILLS p
JOHN w WOLFF, EH FL Chairman.
Secretary % oc l9--dsw&w