The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-06-20

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das pIaea the ingredients Of d co0hlCf
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earthquake 60 nix ibcn
Az iowa lady believes Ia lite insu-
raooe. b ~ ils sgeacy she has realized
$4,000 81 two husbands and uot very
good ones % that
An lrsic western editor lately wrote
taa contributor n you DO Dot stop
ssudug me such aboiAinable poetry IN
print y piece 81 il some day with your
uama appended "a cali, ani send a cops
ia your girl
Brick pomeroy ought 10 be forgiven
5 good deal for thl. definition ola Iiber-
NJ republican. One who Il willing q
democrat should vote q republican into
office 80 the democrat can be kept out
SAKE says that Vermont i famous for
four staples Men, women, maple sugar
and horses The FIRST are strong, the last
are aect, the second and third are exceed
ingly sweet, and an are uncommonly
bard to beat
City BARRIERS now put the Dolly Var.
den touch on tho heads oi young men
who are able 10 afford hair dress every
time they 60 ont 70 an evening party
Tie style consists IN FASTING and making
regular Nose soap-locks 10 front Of each
ear. The wearer looks sweet enough to
kick
Thompson Il not going to DO any.
thing more Ia conundrums. lie recently
asked his wife the difference between bis
head and hogshead, aud She said there
was none. lie says that is not the right
answer
Dr. Johnson, the photographer, was
once assailed by lshwoman with foul
cpithets Whoreupon he turned upon
her, aud berated her terribly. He called
her. noun, an adyerb, an interjection,
an adjective, and thus like, until she
waKed as mad as a hornet.
Robert Colyer thinks well OF hus-
hands lIc says IL Adam had been Eve
She would not have eaten the apple
Probably not. II like some Of the hus-
bands We happen to have seen, be would
have deyoured Il himself
A man DESTROYS Of having a tooth ex.
tracted recently look ether, and as BIO be,
gan to regain consciousness inquired
Where am In Jail for killing your
wife, responded the facetious dentist. Ii
iail for killing my wife always
thought IL would come to that
Two Ilibernians were passing a sta
be which had a rooster on II for wealth
cr.yane, whom one addressed tile otheI
thus Pat, whats the reason they didn'
put bia up there instead of rooster
An sure, replied Pat, that's asy enough
don't sc see, il would be unconyanicnt L
80 for the eggs
The slumbers Of All Irish gentleman
beng disturbed by another gentleman
who had come TO administer horse.whip
ing, he asked him whether he ment to b
20 unmanly as to fog him while in bed
Certainly not, was the visitors reply
Well, then, reioincd the other quiet,
rolling himself up very snugly in the bed
clothes, you may wait as long as yol
please, but hang me II IN get up Will,
you're IN the house
e. Dr.. G---, Of Sycamore, III j, ridinI
90 The country one day, saw a sign upoI
a gatr.post reading thus This farm 70
sail Stopping hi- horse he bailed 4 III
tlc Old woman who stood on tip-t0
hanging oui clothes. say, madam
when Il this farm going 10 satl' Just a
econ sir replied The lady, placing he
thumb ia her nose, as anybody come
along who can raise the wind. The dos
lni drove lhaughliuIiy Oh.
Twouoigabor, living Ia Weslgbc,
lcr county had long and cnyeuomer
litigation about small spring, whis
lhey both claimed The Judge, wearie
oal With lhe ease, If last said What
tl,e usG of making 81 much fass aboul
llltiu water Youf bauor will sec To
u.e u a. replied cue Of the lawyers
when ! inform lou that the parties az
bHA mHkmeu, Tie roar 81 laughle
which followed proved tlnl the eniir
audience Sass ,he point
Two coIored preachers were IN "a
pulpit together While ono was preacl
Iug BE- happened 10 say When Abrahat
baill ibe afk The oua behind him struv
taaarreci his blaader By saying aat ions
Abcaham wara.i there Bot DE ,I,eake
pushed ou bfedies 81 thg interruption
ani 0uly ialus occasion 90 repeat. stl
marg decidedly ! Say when Abraham
baiit lhe ark Aul say, cried out Il
other Abraham warilt thar The preael
rgwas too hard ID Is beaten down i