The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-02-06
Rates of Advertising.
In Bristol. N. H.. great public hon.

Ah DiiStpi' A'' liz Bitdb puOitCI DbH-
ors are showered upon a young gen.
tleman whose only merit is that when he
went wooing, he sat with the object of
his affections, as many young gentle
men have done before him until 8
o'clock in the morning. After tearing
himselffrom the lady, as he was walk
ing home he discovered house on fire.
Now, there hadn't been house uu fire
in Bristol before for year and half.
The lover gave loud yell, the engine
company was aroused, and the village
saved from destruction. So delighted
were the firemen with this that they
made handsome present to the dam
sci whose personal beauty and delight
ful conversation compelled her lover
to stay much later, or rather go home
much earlier than he should have
done.
As the 4:30 train from New York
reached Stamford, Saturday, an au-
tique-looking dame thrust her head
out of the window opposite the refresh
ment room door, and briefly shouted
"SonnyW A bright.looking boy came
up to the window. Little boy" said
she. "have you mother ?" "Yes,
man." "Do you go to school p "Yes,
man, "And are you faithful 20 your
studies" Yes, ma m" DO you say
your prayers every night?" "Yes,
ma'm." "Can / trust you to do an cr-
rand for =" ayes, mann" II think
/ can too" said the lady, lookiug
steadily down on the the manly face.
Here is five cents to get me an apple.
Remember, God sees you, Hartford
Pose.
Some anonymous individual thus
sums up the peculiar social character
istics of some prominent cities: sin
Boston society every body snubs every
body else, in New York society every
body gossips about every body else, in
Philadelphia society every body at
tends to the morals ofevery body else,
in Baltimore society every body fra.
ternizes with every body else. AID in
Chicago society jnst at present every
body is borrowing from every body
else. Boston, therefore, is aristocratic,
New York aud Philadelphia demo-
cratic, Baltimore patriachal, and Chi
cago communistic.'
The Zanesville Courier SAYS. A fair
haired, love sick youth of Il neighbor
ing county presented his "girl"
with pair of those new tangled me.
talic garters Oh Christmas. He Thought
they were the latest thing in bracelets,
and he only discovered his mistake up
ON requesting her "tO try them on"
He does not call there any more.
In Siberia, during the wipter, milk
is brought aud sold in frozen state
and can be carried for long period
in a simple bag. When required for
use the requisite quantity is chopped
off with hatrhet or sheath knife, aud
thawed as needed.
1t is noble and great thing to GOV.
er the bemishes and to excuse the
failings Of friend; to draw curtain
before his stains, aud to display his
periections; to bury his weak nees III
silence, hut To proclaim his virtues up
on the housetop.
Courage, when genuine, is never
cruel. Ii is not fierce. It foresees evil.
Its trepidatinns come either hefnre or
after danger. In the midst OF peril it
is calm and cool. 1t is generous, es-
pecially to the fallen. 1t is seldom at
tained.
Mrs. Colt, of Hartford, having
erected costly and beautiful church
in memory Of her husband is now
building a schooi house, to cost $780,
900, in which to educate the children
of her workmen.
A candy boy, passing through car,
saluted cross cid gentleman, with
Pop corn. pnp-cornY" "Haint got
any teeth" angrily replied the man.
"Gum'drops! gum-dropsH persisted
the enterprising youth.
The Toledo Blade reports the birth
of twins under remarkable circumstan.
ces, on an emigrant train bound 10
Chicago, recently, one of the new
corners being horn in Indiana and the
other in Michigan.
Youth heholds happiness cleaning
in the prospect. Age look back on the
happiness of youth, aud, instead Of
hopes, seeks its enjoyment in the rec
ollection OF hopes. Thus happiness
ever resides in the Imagination.
A North Carolina baby was horn
with holes in its ears, as if pierced for
rings. The dnctrine of original sin
may be unsound, but this child certain
ly has an earring nature.
Sir Roger de Coverly observed that
January commences in the joyous sea-
son Just after Christmas, and adds,
that 1t could not take place at bet
ter time"
"Tell the mistress that have torn
the curtain" said gentleman lodger
TO female domestic. Very we'll, s,r;
n,istr ross NvilI nut N dawn ~ yeitt