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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-05-17
VARIETIES.

Never let your honest convictions he
laughed down.
How to get good wife-take good
girl and go to the parson.
-"Absencc makes the heart grow ton-
der'-of somebody else.
What is better than promising young
man? A paying one.
Why is the figure nine like peacock
Because it's nothing without it's tail.
According to the Chicago Post Tweed
will go to Saturn when he dies, 80 that he
can join one of the rings.
To make life happier you must bear
with each others faults, and often think
of the pleasant days of your courtship.
In Boston, total abstinence society"
has been started, which announces as its
object, total abstinence from meddling in
other peoples affairs"
The woman who said the latest thing
out was her husband, was answered that
her husband always came home early--bc-
fore any one was up.
1t is claimed that onions planted in a
bed upon which cabbage seed is sown will
protect the plants from the depredations of
the beetle, known as the black cabbage fy.
A Topeka merchant unites business
and pleasure by announcing on his sign:
John Smith, dry goods; wishes to get
married" His sales of dry goods have been
more than doubled.
An exchange says fashionable young
people are calling upon somebody to in
vent a new dance. Suppose "somebody'
invents one wherein the young lady dances
around the house and looks after every
thing.
A little boy just old enough to talk
was fatally burned in Cambridge, Mass,
last week, his clothes having caught fire.
In the midst of his suflerings he said !:
wasn't it u good thing | didn't have on
my good clothes"
A lady, who loved Bulwer, entered a
book store just as one Of the clerks had
killed large rat. 81 wish to see w hat will
he do with it?' said she to boy Dchind
the counter. "Well" said the boy, "If
you'll step to the window, you will prob
ably see him sling it into the back lot"
Two Hibernans were passing stable
which had II rooster on it for weather.
vane when one addressed the other thus:
Pat, what's the rason they didn't put IL
hin on there instead of a rooster q AN
sure" replied Pat, that's asy enough.
Don't YOU see it would be unconvanient
to go for the eggs"
The Cleveland Leader says a gentle
man of leisure in that city, who resides ca
the West side, and prides himself on his
personal appearance, lately sought to re-
move grease spot trcm his coat tail by
the free use of benzine, and then stood close
to the stove that the odor might evaporate
more quickly. He was quite correct in his
theory but unfortunate in practice, for be-
fore lie could say Jack Robinson he was
turning cart wheels through the window,
and there was not enough coat tail left to
make "westkit" for doll baby. He
does not ride horseback now, and sleeps on
all fours like mule,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-05-17
THE RESULT AT CINCINNATI.

The following very sensible and practi-
cal remarks from that able journal, the
New York Journal Of Commerce., we com
mend to the attention of our readers:
There were two courses open to this Con-
vention of disafiected Republicans. One
which was generally expected, was to NOM
mate candidate of high character and of
moderate views, who had good standing
among men of all parties, and who, by Sc
curing subsequent Democratic endorse
ment, might fairly hope to be elected. The
other was to nominate well-known parti-
san Republican, who should stand well
with and fairly represent the views of those
assembled, and be likely to draw out that
strength in the canvass, but who could not
expect a Democratic endorsement, and
would thus compel the regular Republican
Convention to endorse him or to throw the
election into the hands of their opponents.
Whether wisely or not, the Convention
has chosen the latter OF these alternatives,
and has put forward for the Presidency the
name Of Horace Greeley. He is too well
known throughout the United States to
need any description ut our hands. Nor is
he, with all his idiosyncrasies, a candidate
to be despiscd. He has following in
New York stron enough to render the sue.
cess of any other Republican candidate In
this State quite hopeless while he keeps
the field and if those represented at Gin
cinnati cling to his fortunes he will turn
the scale also in many another State now
rcckoned as probably Republican.
This will place Il grave responsibility
upon the regular Republican convention
to meet in Philadelphia. If the nomina-
ton is then confirmed 10y that body, and
he is elected, it will throw the whole pa
tronage of the General Government into the
hands of those who have heretofore been in
disatfected minority. If his claims are
wholly ignored, and Grant is renominated
the running of two such Republican candi-
dates would almost certainly bring the
Democrats once more into power.
This is really a great triumph for Mr.
Greeley. His party made a sad mistake
when they dissolved the connection and
thrust him to the wall as a "sorehead-poli
tician" ofno value in the general reckoning
He is really, to all present appearances, the
arbiter of their fate. If they adopt him
they must swallow all their hard sayings
and ungrateful filings at their abandoned
colleague and champion; while if they &C
into the triangular contest against him
they can hardly hope orsuccess, or at leas
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AN ACT for the better protection of land
owners bordering on the Chesapeake Bay
and its tributaries.
SECTION /. Be it enacted by the General
Assembly of Maryland, That any owner or
claimants of logs, cast by wind and tide
upon the land or shore of the Chesapeake
Bay or its tributaries or any person or per-
sons, for him or them, who shall wilfully
mark, stamp, imprint or indent any log or
logs lying and being upon any of the land
or shore contiguous to and lying upon
the bay or its tributaries, shall forfeit and
pay, upon conviction thereof not less than
one hundred nor more than one thousand
dollars, or be imprisoned in the county Jail
of the county wherein he may be convicted,
! for term not less than four months, nor
more than two years, or both fine and i'm
prisonment, in the discretion of the court
twenty five per cent. of the fine to 60 to the
informer, and the remainder to the Public
School Fund of the county wherein the Of
fence was committed after the expenses OF
the trial have been paid.
SEC 2. And be it enacted, That any judg-
! ment against any land owner or his tenant,
for logs drifted and cast by wind and tide
upon the land or shore of the Chesapeake
| Bay or its tributaries is null and void, and
of no effect whatever unless the owner or
claimants of the logs shall have actually
] paid to the land owner or his tenant not
less than twenty five cents for each and
every log claimed by him, the said owner
SEC. 3. And be it enacted, That all acts
or parts of acts inconsistent with the provj-
sions of this act be and the same are hereby
repealed.
SEC. 4. Aud be it enac cl. That this act
shall, take effect from the date of its pas
sage.
Approved April !, 1879.
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Pc e &c al.
TENDER AND TRUE.

II" stole from its nest in my golden hair
A knot of ribbaud blue;
lie placed on my hand II jewel rare,
Aud whispered soft ~ he held it there
Tender and true-adieu adieu,
The almond was bending with blossoms white,
Tie roses bnshed through the dew:
The violet smiled in the glowing light,
And life was happy, and hope WAS bright
Tender and tru.--adieu, ndieu
They brought my soldier home to me,
Aud my knot Of ribbaud blue;
Bnt the cruel wound on the brow was hid
BY the flag dropped over the coffin-lii,
Tender aud true-adieu, adieu
The almond lowers in the breeZrs shake.
The roses stu blush through the dew;
but the sprngtlme of hope will never awak..
Aud the lnn', lone heart will wall till it break
Tender and true-aiieu, adeu!
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SIMPLE REMEDY FOR CRoUP-A lady
correspondent of the Maine Farmer says the
following is an effective remedy for Group ::
Half a teaspoontnl of pulverized alum in o
little molasses. 1t is a simple remedy,
one almost always at hand, and one dose sell
dom fails to give relief. If it should not,
repeat it after one hour.
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Public Local Law
Relating to Hartford County.
Enacted January Session, 1872.
CHAPTER 25S.

AN ACT for the better protection of land
owners bordering on the Chesapeake Bay
and its tributaries.
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SEC. 4. And be it enac cl. That this act
shall, take effect from the date of its pas
sage
Approved April !, 1879.
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-10-20

HfrlsIc.-Harmony and melody - which
I've an equal share in the effects produced
By sound-find their original type, it may
~. in the double nature of the universe
I'D Of human destiny considered socially
md Individually. Harmony, like the ex-
znrlral world and it's moving masses, pre-
1870 us with various parts, linked together
&asd arranged SO as to subserve one and the
1870 end. Regular and measured in its
Sasvamept as the celestial orbs, no devla-
<fs,n IA allowable even in its botdest fight.
: ~ almighty will seems to have bound it to
aanenificence and grandeur, restricting Its
fFeedom to the latitude of the laws whose
nrpreseion it is. But melody is thoroughly
1s1crsl. and consequently free. 1t Is the
krert's utterance, and follows and renders
lee emotions faithfully. When brliliant' II
seealls our joys; when sweet ana hnger-
luz, it portrays our rare and deicious IN
osvals of repose. 1t signs for our disquiet-
siless and sways beneath our eorr0ws' IKE
= FN1d who shares them. Would 1t pro
l,SS Che sad and vague yearnings which
TX tnrns agitate and soothe the soul OF
sisS ite songs are ss dreamy "a his Chi
42ha. Melody is bnt one thought at 9
siISo. but-mo6ile and rapid-it renders al
thoaehts in succession and tells the tale o.
ccnplete destiny. Harmony, with III
grand effects, seems made to appeal x
asssmhled men; melody, to transport th'
memory in solitude. Words may of cours'
be adapted to piece of pnre harmony
but they are only accessory. When melod!
in associated with human speech, they riva
one another in charm and in power. Speec
IL, indeed, the hearts expression; bu
melody remains it's accent.-MGdGnoe SlCet
chjae.
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COLLEGE =, ,,.
INN ACULATE CONCE PTION
Corner Of Common and Bar onne streets.
NEW ORLEANS.

ThA Literary Institution the State Of
Quoted by Fathers Society Of The build
fngs are we'll adapted for educational purposes. A
reoreton that from the arrival Of the pap ct zSo
till their departure st Or. NJ, they are constantly
secluded and superintended.
Tho Courae Of Instruction Is threefod Preparatory
Commercial and Classical.
The Preparatory Course IL for beginners.
Tho Commercial Course s for those students who do
not wi sh to learn Latin and Greek.
The Classical Course is for those who desire to have
complete education.
French is taught in the three courses.
Etudonts are not admitted, unless they know how to
road and write.
The moral and religious training of the stadentsi 10 the
leading objects Of the instructors.
Eyory month report 10 sent to parents stating
duct, progress, rank in olass and Attendance.
The acadenical year begins on the drst OF October
and closes towards the end Of July.
TERMS.
Collegiate Course payable in advance. and IN Untsd
States currency two months, $50.
Preparatory Course. St6.
ap2l 721y Rev. +. GAUTRELET. Pco6tdent
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-10-20

We more than admire to hear the young
man sneak out bravely, boldly, and with
determination, as if it was an out-stretch-
ing of his entire nature--a reflection OF rs
inner soul. 1t tells of something thaeiS
earnest, sober, serious and reliable.
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-10-20

A man that marries widow is bound to
rive MP smoking and chewing. IT she gives
M her weeds for him, he should give up
hfn weed for her,
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7 INSTITUTION on THE SISTERS or GT. JoGKRR
i = Corner st. Philip and Calves streets,
New Orleans.

Tho government throughout this establ.shms1t 10
mild and parental The pupilp mover separated ea8
their Recreation. table dormoroo eEO
the for a. In snort everything tends 70 lTo-
mote aectionate union between tho Sisters and 6ho
youne ladies intEustOd 20 their m0tbeFly care
The instruction Thorough and solid and In haraa1E
With tbs requirements OF soesty The coHIae comprises
I'm English and French) all the branches o. kno
foaGs cultivated at the present day Ach tApgueGo
tanaht natives respective countries, 20 ~ 70 N
sure correct prouuuciatf0n IA. l,n...
aeaderaical closes with pubbo oXhiblf100
and distrfbutfou premiums 70 which parents are In
vited. IT,. - ,.....,
aoiicitude Governing those placed under their charge
~ nnrSi euason alone TIE Sisters Of St Joseph oad
st tof polite and saliablS deoSzaeB4 aA
SseT y fS1spect and affection towards parVntA
Ennlfs OF q S1B3ninstions are admitted.
NoTA-Dui.oH t4e bathing season, the BoaEding
school he Bay st. Louis, where the SistSKO
Of 81 joseph have q houriahing academy.
TER hS-To DO paid tn advance, As follows
Boarding, per three months g
waahiug ." " Observation-Disclosures 10 -
.--.-----.----------- " ~
Nnsc Lessons and Instrument. - e
Singing LSesOna-. -
Patel oil painting according 70 the number Of PepG0.
Needo work In ali fs varieties, golden en- troidsEy,
ARTIFICIAL howcrs h taught 70 the eoarders without ozA
charge -. - :
Academy slsters Of ST. Joseph Box 1911, EsW o.
loanS, )" or, more cSnven1SEt, sRRly g
noi9 lily o. @. D. 1IsO&R AessA
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EDUCATIONAL.
You've LADIES ACADEMY
YRS LINES,
oPELoUsAs. PARISH OF ST. LANDRY, LA.

ss s,s. "a
i1 them those gn.lss. which render virtue 10th AMI
e general. this sh. BE- the object Of the CONSTANT II
.ss q e. zo.dsay !. sssa.sa aud healthy. and
o9n a TO the Iups aOS them during The
pupils arc alwa5s under the efcisnt VI their In
The course Of instruction commencing with the rudi
%s1ts Of eduOstio1 in English and q eneh comprises
Ss Geo BoSt- sssping Gs.%%ss Enssh Compel
a. Sa
BsanS Sassy sss NJ
wos T. TAPESTRY. Embroidery, Flowers. ~
.ss s.asss q tho the
who have di..iSe themselves " shsis good
the asoR For Ss sss 81
order all tho pupils required the
.assss s..@in.en The .eSoia:,iC 's yssr oan:.ss
sSs:iss
charged only from the time they enter.
TERMS: ..
Board and Tuition, Per sossion. ...-.....sisS @
Entr.noe ono. paid) for Bo.rdsr: O
Day Scholar. !ssEinas.''. per session % g
Pen. Paper and Ink ............ %
EXTRA cHARoEs.
Piano, Gaitar, HArmonum, each, Per month. 90
Washiog Per session 20 ov
All charges TO be paid half yearly In advance.
quarter begun charged In full No deduction I: made
for Embroidery, Medicines. will DO charged when cup
Piled by the House, 1t store priceA
The pupils required on Sundays aud particular
occasions to dress in uniform Wis; In winter nasarin
pino Dr.; ntsAw or o!Aok yolyes nas Timmoa wisn
pink lawn OF ohnts ttxo pink dresses arc rsquiredi
white sunbopnet. II 10 also necessary for eaoh young
lady to have two white dresses, white vei and one
common sunbonnct.
They required to bring with them the ordinary
table furniture consisting Of two knives and fork.
soap; brushes. combs: pitcher. bowl, looking glass
| sheets, towels, blankets, everyday clothes.
| All letters to be addressed, prepaid, to the
SUPERIoREss OF THE URsULINEs
1 Opelousas Parish Of st. Landry La.
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$4,000 emiprauta have sailed from Liverpool
for this country during the last three months
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HiscELLxnEous. ADYERrlsEnEnrs
METROPOLITAN RECORD.
DEVOTED 10 NEWS POLITICS, LITERATURE
SCIENCE AND ART.
ONE OF THE LARGEST DEMOCRATIC ORGANS
IN THE COUNTRY.

FULL OF VARIED. ENTERTAINING AND IN
STRUCTTvE READING FOR THE FAMILY
CIRCLE, AND CONTAINING THE
BEST STORIES. POETRY AND
GENERAL MISCELLANY.
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EDUCATIONAL.
YoUNa LADIxs' ACADxMx
THE HOLY ANGELS.

Under the Direction OF The sistsrs Marsnsss Of no,
Cross.
Corner Of Rampant and Congrsss stsets Third Dss.e
NOW Orleans, LouisAna-
This magnificent Institusiou vs. ohar,or.a r.hru.rv
1860 y slsnnssa y qnist and healthy locality q
me suburbs OF the city ana at short distance }o
and Anesds ~ those sdysstaSss which osntriSuss .
the nsnish ,, aI ~ security Of iss inmates.
rnpin Oh Al concentrations are admitted satfer the
tend the public e1srcise and conform 70 the ruiss of
Tho system Of education embraces the French snS
end knsii.h afsmm.r. Arithmssio. Ancient md Has
Oonpoalions History lAnoisns and Modern Sacred "a
Psoiansl Chronolosy. renoh and KnEiisA LIter.turN
Astronomy. Botany, BOOK keeping, IatSsmasics. az
Music, Drawing, Painting Plain and Ornamental Nee
dlework Tapestry, Embroidery Artificial Fowers stc
TERMs-PAYMENTs TO BE MADE QUARTERLY,
IN ADVANCE:
Board and Tuition in French and Knghsh. Per
W ~
Entrance Fee for the first year only. 10 y
EXTRA CHARGES:
norman 20
!sae The Piano. per quarter .
S...S.1"o -...-.-.......... W
TTzsxanvty ................ = ~
] S.ts1ssy ~ eAlSAViEy .................. . ~
| N1SSNsss. @sS"SHs ......-..... .s II "
! WS ...-.............. IL
1aths fer the Summer Season .... b
The classss commence about the arst Of September
saS Close X he end Of jane. BY szaniasssa aad
Beek. sse., may b procured at che 1nsslsu.,sa u
ss &. TN: ssss 7
| Ae.demy Of the Holy Anecls. sei . iys
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need only refer to the management Of this depart
ent Of the paper In tho past the best
It's coarse In the future suce II to say 1t win bs
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Special sttention win also DO given Literary
and Art Reviews to new books paintings, etc.
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1t is tho aim Of the Editor and Proprietor to make
the RECORD something than political organ.
He is determined that it shall continue to bea
WELCOME VISITOR TO THE FAMILY CIRCLE
earnestly looked and eagerly read by every member
Of the household, young and old.
OF tho
FIFTY-SIX COLUMNS,
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COPARTNERSHIP.
The undersigned have this day formed copartnersbip
under the name and style of BYRNES & BRO. for the
purpose of conducting general WESTERN PRODUCE
AND PROVISION BUSINESS at No IS Poy dras st.
THOS. BYRNES,
W. H BYRNES.
New Orleans October I. 1879. ocSW
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YOUNG LADIES ACADEMY OF THE
VISITATION B. v. NJ,
FREDERICK CITY, MARYLAND.

VISITATION B. V. NJ,
FREDERICK CITY. MARYLAND.
This Institution e located In . healthy and p!o.u
region EeSeyns The s,5 Of shs
saaisse papil. %R
% 1. the ss e Po
sessions months each Pupils entsng after tho
saes PORTION S
pratiou OF the session, unless in Of sickness
bosrd and Tnis,on per snnun With Washing,
Mendinx, Bed, teddiDs. bOctOra Fec and ,oo ~
oa1rsas Charge; are paid annually in
Music Painting and Drawing. with the French Latin
charges. Pups are received 81 any time during the
session, Of any denomination. sci 2m
ST. JosEPAs AeADE r. EoE X9 S.ss1 LADIES
Near Emuitsburg, Frederick County, Maryland.
This institution situated IN hsathy and
mile from Emmitsburg and two miles from Mount 81
Sy e. Hff
N0'1 Bed da and Bsddng, washing. MoadnG and AEON
L. f. -i'f & AL i PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.
The Academic year is divided two Sessions Of Ave
! rust and the oath of January
Letters of inquiry directed n 70 thS supER1oR
| my572ly JoesDn'a Academy EmmitAoure. NJ
| SETON HALL COLLEGE,
SOUTH ORANGE, N.
The First Term begins September 4th.
This College offers the advantages Of superior edu
cation with the comforts and refnements OF home.
TIE DOMESTIC DEPARTMENT and INFIRAfARV
being under the of the Sisters Of Charity.
II. A. coRRIGAE, D; D.
PROBE saIoNAL CARDS.
nR. MALoNEY.. 1903 sT. ANDREW STREET
Gives special attention to saving of the natural teeth
Artificial Teeth inserted with without extracting th
roots Prices within the reach Of all.
Teeth extracted without pain. ocIa72lS
q j. Fa1EDR1cHs'
DENTAL SURGEON,
155.st. Charles street---...--.-B
apps 72Iy Corner Grod.
WIN. W. HASDIIS'
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Office, No. 1GO Common Street,
Under the St. Charles Hotel,
apI472 tyeow Ne" Orleans L.
w. B. LANCASTER
ATTORNEY AT Law,
Camp Street. .-.. s--. ..vOvos
uOasnIy New Orleans.