Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-10-31
BREyIIIES.
A MATTER of consolidating.

witch Islands.
HMrTo TopERs-How to keep a holt
| day-keep sober.
RAILWAY aphorism-Every milk train
I has cow.catcher.
HALFPAY officers are generally Of re
firing disposition.
THE chieftain of the Creek nation is a
| thoroughbred negro.
THERE never was an honest red,breast
| he Is always a TobEH
| EYE WAFER MARK-The tear of beauty
in us pocket handkerchief.
p NEW HAMPSHIRE woman mas sold
| S457 worth Of blueberries this season
A POET begins an apostrophe to the
ocean with " Prodigious dampness"
AT California picnic gentleman fid
| died den of serpents out of their lair.
| A BALD EAGLE, flying with pig in his
talons, was recently shot in Kentucky.
The St. Louis Republican published a
marriage notice headed Huggins-
| Pleasant"
TEACH your children to help them.
! sclves-but not to what doesn't belong to
| them.
AN artificial florist who lives upon the
| second floor may be called a second
| Flora.
IT is hard to respect old age when
one gets sold on Il venerable pair Of
| chickens.
HUDTBRAs calls matrimony a perverse
! fever, beginning with heat and ending
with frost.
INsoLEs made of goose feathers are
/ the latest invention for keeping the feet
warm.
THERE is q shoe-maker's journal late
| ~ started-be sure you ask for the lust
| edition.
THEY say female compositorsg get through
their copy very rapidly, being anxious to
/ get the last word.
If there is any indication of the heat
/ ing of grain in bins or piles, it should be
! turned at once,
THERE is q poplar tree in Muhlenburg
County, Ky, that measures fortyeight
! feet in circumference.
SOLOMON says: "a virtuous woman is
a crown to her husband" BY this rule
| the most valuable of the sex is only worth
/ one dollar and ten cents.
| SMALL snakes, some ofthem nine inches
! long, resembling white threads, have been
found in apples in Ellenyille, Ulster
County, n. Y.
THEODORE Hook was asked to review
/ "Three Words to the Drunkard." "Oh,
my dear fellow, that | viii do in three
words Pass the bottle"
! A GENTLEMAN from California assures
US that earthquakes are 50 common at
/ San Francisco that even the ragged
urchns in the streets have shock heads
A CALrFoRNIA politician says that the
| path of rectitude has been travelled so lit
| tie in that State of late years that it has
all run to grass.
| A HUNDRED thousand dollars has been
| appropriated by the city of New York for
a Museum Of Natural history and Art, to
be erected in Central Park.
TIN cards for tin weddings are in style
/ If the mode should extend to providing
gold cards for golden weddings it may
prove expensive.
AN English traveller says "Put an
American baby six months old on its feet,
and it will Immediately say, Mr. Chair
man, and call the next cradle to order,
You are writing out my affidavit on
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