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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14

good, if you have not worked the
brain since five o'clock, Of knowing
nothing and regretting nothing till
morning. This is on the suppose
ton that you have window open in
your bedroom, Or some equally eff
Gent ventilation. For people who
prefer the asphyxia of carbonic acid
TO the sweet sleep of nature, I have
nothing to say. But grant these not
difficult conditions, Of we'll considered
laziness for the last five hours of the
day; brisk walk under the stars
with a near friend food, not too
much nor too little, and that easy of
digestion; and, before Ella has read
you the third stanza of that sweet
manuscript poem of hers. you will
not even know that zephyr rhymes
with ''heifer;" you will know moth
ing and regret nothing; in which
happy condition we will leave YOU
ow.-Rev. E. z. Haze,m Old and
Nsao for September. .a..
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14
THE IDEAL OF CHRISTS
"a a PERSON. .--

The Christ of painters is blue
eyed and golden-haired, and such a
one never existed save in, their imag-
nations. A blonde in the race OF
Syrian Jews is unknown. He was
a 6ru,a (siGce we have no word in
our language which describes a man
with dark hair and eyes, and olive
complexion of that race. There
are pious people who have resource
to miracle to make him blonde,
with whom it is useless to argue.
Generally, the stoutest defenders of
his divinity believe that in taking
on himself mans nature, he subject
ed himself to the laws which govern
it, and that he thus inherited the
characteristics Of the race from
which he sprung. Leonardo. Guido,
Raphel, and other masters, created
their Christ regardless Of historical
requirements, and invented him
with an ideal character which, he
never possessed, according to their
ideas of the beautiful in art. This
model, once imposed, has since been
perpetuated by all painters, because
hey think blue eyes more spiritual
than dark, and golden hair more
godlike than black. III fH
They had an idea, too, that the
Jewish type Of face was ignoble,
which may have had some founda-
ton from the degradation to which
the race was forced for so many CEN
turtles by prosecuting Christians.
and they thus had their prejudices
against investing the Saviour with
the traits Of a people whom they de-
splsed. But the Jew of Syria in
the day of Jesus was, before his
persecution and consequent debase-
ment, perhaps the equal of the man
OF any other race in point Of natural
advantages. There are syrian Jews
now, in isolated habitations in Pal
estine, who are remarkable for their
handsome traits. Albert Rhodes, az
ARpletonS' Journal. ~, o4.. ~
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14
ABLACK HERO.

The following incident in the fatal
collision Of the Niagara y with the
Post Boy on the Mississippi was re
lated to the Rev. J. W. Alvord by
an eyewitness :: 4.-4'as Sc l1ai'
The two steamers struck, and the
Niagara Immediately careened and
began to sink. The widest con-
sternatlon was at once universal.
Ladies rushed to and fro with pier
eng screams, ilnploring the men to
help them. But no means seemed
at hand, and each sought his indf-
vidual rescue. asa Gsad @5 buoJs
AT this fearful moment a negro
boy-one of the crew-was seen
quietly Iashing a long and stout
rope round his body, at the other
end tying a stick Of wood in its CEN
tire. a e4W 9a4a.a ..
Instantly, with this apparatus he
threw himself into the river. Turn
ing on his back, the stick drifted to
the ropes end; and, calling upon
two Ladies who stood onTthe edge of
the boat--one with a child in her
arms-he urged them to spring and
catch either end of the stick, Hor-
ror-stricken, they hesitated. The
negro lay calmly on the waves, and
in tones of confidence told them it
was their only hope, insisting that
he would carry them safely to the
shore. For another instant, they
hesitated but gathering courage
from his self-possession, and realiz-
ing that it was their last moment,
they took the leap and both succeed
ed in grasping the stick. Turning
quickly, to prevent their Selling
him, the heroic fellow struck out,
with strong muscles, for the land.
The rapid current was well-nigh re-
sistless; but he wrestled manfulIy
with his burden. The energy Of
despair kept them to their hold, and
at length their feet touched bottom.
Both ladies, with the clinging little
one, were saved. Many witnessed
this feat. 1t exhibited not only a
cool, unparalleled bravery, but was
wholly disinterested; both ladies
were strangers. 1t should be added
that the boy lost his own trunk,
with his best clothing, and three
hundred dollars in money, to sink
with the wreck. ChiICJ's Friend. III
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14
ON THE NOUN
~ .a fa I'AIN-TOP.


~ Gray's Peak is the home of the
thunder. The lightning knows it
a. the eagle knows his anest. Being
the highest Of all peaks of the Sierra,
it attracts the clouds, which almost
daily gather ! round Its head and
burst upon it, so that sometimes it
tries the nerves of the boldest to
run the gauntlet of these storms.
At such times the whole mountain
seems charged with electricity. Sew
eral who have been caught there at
such moment told me how it shot
through them like needles !; it buzz
ed about their heads like bees they
could hear it whistling like q gale
through the rigging Of a ship. The
guides, being more accustomed to
such things, are less terrified, but
tourists are sometimes paralyzed
with terror, if not with the shock,
aud fall to the ground unable to
move. Even the guides sometimes
think it is matter Of prudence to
throw themselves fat upon their fa-
ces, not to present a point for tie
lightning to strike. The poor
brutes, taught by dumb instinct,
turn their heads from the storm and
let it beat. If a party were caught
on the summit in long snow-storm,
it is probable that they would per-
ish. In the binding drifts it would
be impossible to find the path, and
no mortal strength could hold out
for many hours. Such accidents
do not occur because the guides are
on the watch when they see a
storm coming up, they bid all run
for their lives. They fly with speed,
and come down often trembling and
afraid, as if, like Moses, they had
been up in the mount, into the cloud,
and had seen the awful power of
God. -Ecchanqe. gaa
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14
!. MANHOOD: !. +. :.
HOW LOST, HOW RESTORED

JUST published, new edition of DIR. CULVER
WELLS CELEBRATED ESSAY. on the radical
cure OF certain weaknesses, the effects of errors
and abuses in early life. e 8ff9TT ia ! - -
The celebrated author, in this admirable essay.
clearly demonstrates froma thirty years. success
Iul pracuce' that the alarming consequences of
Wltnout the dangerous use of internal medicine
or 5ee Of appcation Of the knife pointing
by means of which every sufferer. no matter what
MS conaltlon may be, may cure himself cheaply
privately, and rGdScdl2y "
eB This lecture should be in the hands of every
youtn and every man in the land. t
sent, under seal, in plain envelope, to any adj
dress, postpaid, on receipt Of six cents, or two
- Also, DR.. Culyerwell's' Marriage Guide,' price
20 cents
Address TIT Publishers, 10t3 500 ks&a RS
CHAs. j. O. KLINE y CO..
~ Bowery, New York, Post ONCE 30 < 1855
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14
INSTINCT AND EDUCATION.

To those who explain the actions
of all the lower creatures on the
principles of INSTINCT" we COM
mend the following observations of
A. r. Wallace
sit is said that birds do not learn
to make their nests as man does to
build, for all birds will make exactly
the same nest as the rest of their
species, even if they have never cen
one, and 1t is instinct alone that can.
enable them to do this. No doubt
this would be instinct if it were true,
and simply ask for proof of the
fact. This point, although so i'm
portant to the question at issue, is
always assumed without proof, and
even against proof, for what facts
there are, are opposed to it. Birds
brought up from the egg in cages do
not make the characteristic nest of
their species, even though the prop
er materials are supplied them, and
often make no nest at all, but rudeIy
heap together a quantity of materi-
ais; and the experiment has never
been fairly tried Of turning out
pair of birds, SO brought up, into an
enclosure covered with netting, and
watching the result of their un taught
attempts at nest-making. With re-.
gard to the song Of birds, however,
which is thought to be equally in
stinctive, the experiment has been
tried, and it is found that young
birds never have the song peculiar
to their species if they have not
heard it, whereas they acquire very
easily the song Of almost any other
bird with which they are associated"
. ["Natatre and Science" Scri6ner's
for October. aa5. atj y so1' I.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14

EPoor Poland is suffering worse than
syer. The income tax which the landed
proprietors are obliged to pay is % per
cent O everything, and in addition to
this, heavy impositions have been laid
for the benefit Of che orthodox churches.
Surveyors are marking off plats of land
which are to be coded to the Government
without compensation, as glebelands.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14

Mr.. Washburns reposts Paris but little
changed. A few public monuments are
missed he says but the public-buildings
destroyed are being rapidly replaced.
He thinks Communists troubles are not
likely to recur. In his opinion, the
French people ill get on we'll enough if
they are etalone. They are intelligent
and Industrious, and there is no reason
why they should not be able to govern
themselves in satisfactory manner. rsS
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

The fourteenth amendment opens to every
citizen ct the United States, vi h0lr Il &
tInctIUn Of color or sex. married nT single,
(fDr the amendment sweeps away she pro-
visi0us ct the cJmnln law, as It Irs the
provisions Of she state constitutions ard
statutes the hinor ,ble Professions, as we'll
se the eervilo employments Of Ire; and that
nc citizen can he excluded from any one O.
shem intelligence, integrity and honor are
C1e only qutllbc lriurs that can he prescri he'd
ss condition precedent to an entry uDIn any
hon irdbe pursurt ur profitable avlc ,5iun.
and all che privileges and imnungIes which
are enj ~ t5ie by the o0l0red OiJiz d are che
riGi5 Of our mothers, our siasera, aud cur
daughters. The .neq lsl.tiss Of sex W Il Gn-
dOubs~diy have ehe,r iufl lence, and be c n
aide-ed by every client desiring Go employ
counsel There may Be cases in Shich q.
olen,'s righI8 can only be rescued by an
exercise Of tho rough q Ial.s'ea possessel By
men Enere ars many causes IN which the
telling sympathy and the silver voice al
woman will accomplish more tnan the sever
lty and 5teTuness VI man will achieve o.
q bar composed ct men aud women 81 equal
integrity and learning, women might be
more u less frequently retained, as Jbe taste
OF Judgment ot clients might dictate. Ba.
che broad shie of lhe Constitution Is owe
chem al, and protects each IN that measure
81 success which his or her individual merits
may secure.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

D1EFERENr METHODS OF PE9vlDISe E0E
D4UeErERs.-Au old gentleman, who
OUGHT % be seated astriie the t0pmosr
ride of Mount Shasta. with similar noun
tain pendant from either foot, writes to .
literary paper that he mas daughter,
We are delirhtad lhat this antique male
factor is blessed with progeny tnat d4ugh
ter will be ? comfort TO him when be gets
sIopo in years. We have ourselves wished
for daughter 70 support. But We w4u-
der. rnis relic Of vanished age oont'n-
ues that his dau zhter is very fond ot gen
tleuen soojety. That Is precisely the
spsoies Of illness that would probably
afa ct our daughter, If We had a daughter
20 feed. We once knew 3 man whose
daughter was so extremely fond OF the So
cistV Of gentlemen that her parent caught
her one day hanging On the arm OF wood
en- Indian, and had TO we2n her from this
singular p1rtiality by means OF IN axe
b .ndie. To resume: THIS hoary iniq1i-
tor ples on 10 explain that the gentlemen
OF whose society his dau ghter IS mainly
fond are, he has reason to believe, adltc
ted n the consumption of cigars aud the
vice Of billiards l. is probable. Ii any
young woman shall ever secure the adya -
tage Of having US as a parent 10 buy her
clothes. it is reasonable to apprehend that
she will favor the same low class of gentle
men. Tney mostly do. But tue aged
parent would like to know what he would
best do about it. Tnere are several meth
DDS of reform Probably the most obvious
and efFsctual is to kill her take of her skin
aud hang her up to bleed. The final dis
position Of the boiy is not important Il
in the process Of the centuries we shall
ever confer upon some eomely damsel the
honor Of being daughter to Us, and be re-
sponsible for her bills, it is to be presumed
that we shall adopt this method. Anoth-
er way is to restrain her of her liberty b.
putting her into an abandoned well anc
dumping some tons Of gravel atop Of her
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

y wonderful how few poor pieces appear
an 'r2 the hundreds that are given. Vol
ume tx c,n .ncss with the January mum
Der Price 80 centa or So per year. The
publisher ofcre ak back numbers for 81, and
re a3vise all our muaica Ire tds-s to take ad-
vtnta5e Of the oFr. Address j. L. Peters
500 Broadway, New York.
WuuNEY'. MUsrcAL GUEST (rJie,. O. (
enters with i5s J1nUlry number upIn its
ffsh year.
IHs January number of Mr. a. L sewell's
sCuooL FssTrv,L (Clioazo) contains much
1bat il especially al .pced 20 sooday school
anniversaries and festivals
THs LITTLE CoRroraI has adopted a ieW
changes in appearance The Evc-hundrsc
dollar prize Story Of 50 Dora. by Helen q
Weeks. is ,mmcnced 10 the ,nu ,ry mum
Der. TIE fret chapters are pronounced e1
c8lleas By actual readers.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

ANSWERING LErTERs.-A great many
people in this country are shamefulIy negi-
.ent about answering letters. n thing is
n5re annoying. In E European countries it
Is regarded 5 the height of iiI-breeifOg
"a allow : letter which needs reply TO go
unanswered, aui 50 1t ougltto be considered
7ere. TINS is point on which parents
should lay great stress TO their children.
Tley should be taught to consider it as
-l le not to reply to letter which needs
attention as TO hand fork With the prong
end
The busiest people are generally those
vac. are most exact in this respect. The
l2te Duke Of Wellington, who, it viii be
4irjttei, had good deal on his hands st
If,rent times Of his life, replied to every
letter. no matter from how humble g source.
Oaoe 2 clergyman who lived Ia 3 distant
q at OF the kingdom wrote 70 his Grace,
81 whom neither he nor his parish had
.a4l3z of cain, to beg for a subscription
GO rebuild q church By return Of mail
stme back 3 letter from the Duke TO the
--f.cl that be really could not see why in
the world he should have been applied to
for such an object, but the paFson sold the
letter IS an autograph fer $, and put the
ulke down for that amount among the
subscribers,
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

EREIFUL P1oPLE-it is not work thsG
kills men; i Is worry. Work IS healthy
You can hardly put more On : man than
be can bear. Worry is Tuss upon the
blade. It Is not the revolution that de-
strovs the machinery, but lhe friction.
Fear secretos acid, but love aud truth are
>Teet iuiees. We know e man with pa
tent. COOL, Christian wife, and we never
heard him speak kind, pleasant word 70
her. and doubt If he ever did in the half
century they have lived together. He is
2lvovs il c fret. Everything goes wrong.
You would think be vas made Of eros
Grained timber, and had always been try
inz e digest cross-eut saw. He is
etsrua.lY cross, snd thin bis wife and
children, hired hand. aud al domestic ani-
n u.s. have entered into & combination to
worry him 70 death. lie is not only rusty,
but fairly crusted over with l.. Friction
mas literally worn him out, and be will
soon worry himself 70 death. OF course
I. ne has never worked 70 anV advantage to
himself or anybody else. With him every
thing goes wrong. He superstitiousIy be-
lieves It Is becluse the devil has a spite
against him, when in truth it is nothing
but his own fretfulness.-Raecber.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

\ uoRsE THAT STOLE a LADy's CHG
NON -rnursday afternoon . young gen
iiemau aud lady were driving down Locust
street in gallant style. The lady WAS d. ess-
cd in the height Of the fashion. al / her CHG
non wasoF re gulatio size, an of this is cur
sal story. A they we're dashing along,
another stead came up behind, AMI. like
some horses having a habit Of nipping at
everything before him, he made q nab at
che lady chignon and caught it in his teeth.
Just then his driver spurred him up, aud
With a sudden dash he shot ahead. bearing
the ill-f4tel caignon in histeeth. Tae lady
dreamed, and her beau. seeing the troub'es
put the whip to his steed and dashed after
the belrer the ohignon, whose driver not
seeing II in the horse mouth. and thinking
he " IS about to be passed, and that race
vas on the carpet. piled the whip Justify !;
away they went, and as they pissed from
the reporters view it vas - nip and tuck.
hut the chignon horse was little ahead
Des MoiaeS Leader.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

Keeping a diary is undoubtedly an
exceedingly oommeudable proceeding; but
It wants to be well kept in both senses.
Other people are not apt to appreciate the
memoranda, nor do they always interpret
them Alright. A policemen IN Detroit
lately found notebook which begins as
follows: " Monday-Buy a gallon of
whisky to-day; take four drinks. Tues
d8y-Get gallon Of whisky at noon Of
Mr. -; also get shaved; don't get
drunk. Wednesday-See if the whisky
is out also don't drink until after dinner;
also see about more whisky" &c. An
uncharitable reader might say that the
owner of that book drank. whiskey. He
might be right
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31
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Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

Mars HILL AT ATHENS. You have
but / few minutes from the Parthenon
through the gate Of entrance down to
Mars Hill Nobody has ever ventured
to question the identity Of the spot. It
was the place of open-air trial for great
cffaases. and Mars. as the legend runs, was
she fest one tried here for the murder of
Halirrhothius. The sixteen stone steps,
well worn, II is true but easily distinguish
able-l have counted them three or four
times. lead 70 the top. Above them there
is 8 bench Of stone, ezcavated from the
living rock, snd forming three sides Of s
quadrangle. Here sat the great Council
Of The Areopagites. This spot. just where
your feet are standing, was where Paul
stood. IN the midst of the most sacred
associations 70 the pagan Greek. With the
Acropois and It's marble glories and
wonderful history just at hand the
B.m2. from which Demostheues had striv-
en- 10 reanjmate the Greek soul, about as
near the busy Agora and the city at his
feet statues. temples, altars, palaces,
Cnrnth lust beyond his ken, Sllamis and
L 5iaa in clear ew, Psrnes, Fentelieus,
Lyc46ettus. Hymettus. and modest C9lo-
nos. with the Grove of the Academy still
IA dark and undistlrbei beauty. Whit
. sceue ne beheld, and what battle he
had to 6yht But never was a greater
victory gained 90 Greek soil, or a braveE
man TO gain it. And, what to every Chris-
tlan is . treasure, we know Just what he
sad.
Loose pebbles and fragments of the ro3k
lie about on the top of the little hill. wild
4 ,gcrs grov in luxuriance among the
ersvioss. aud invite the pilgrim to press
them. We read the 17th chapter of Acts
rlth new interest. More than once We
have climbed the sixteen steps. DR.,
HzrsE.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31
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Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1872-01-31

This an is highly spoken of, aud commeR-
ds itself strongly TO the judgment Or
the old gentleman may bind her ankles 10
an anvil and upset her out of 8 boat 1t
would be needless 70 point out the advan-
tages of this plan. Finally, if he is too
tender-hearted or aft 4ctionate TO adopt any
of the foregoing methods, let him lay her
properly hloroFormed-beneath the up
turned root Of mighty oak, and severing
the trunk, let back the mountain of
earth into its appointed place With so
great q variety Of methods from which to
chose. this anxious old gentleman ought
not to be very long in solving the problem
tn which he has set his intelleot.-GS San
Francisco gS-Letter.