Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1872-06-05

Somo people act as IL thoir debts
were like coffee, and would settle
themselves in time by standing
Barnum wants threo hundred men
who neither drink nor swear, and has
gone to Washington, Of all the places
in the world.
"Did he bring those chickens to
your house In secret way 7" queries
defendants attorney. "No! hc brung
om in bag"
The silent usually accomplish moro
than the clamorous. Tho tail of tho
rattlesnnko makes all the noise, but
tho head docs the execution.
How many men thero are who think
they are making themselves exceed.
ingIy popular when they are only
making themselves ridiculous.
Tho last question that has troubled
philosophers is this: Which causes
girl most pleasure, 10 hear herself
praised or another girl run DOWN.
GLOW one thing brings up another
said q lady absorbed in pleasing retros.
pection, "Yes," replied the practical
Dobbs, can cmetic, for instance"
81 will preach from dat portion Of
orcd dom;n;e nwbere dc 'postle Paul
n;n,s h;s 'p;s,,e nj Tho ;pbcs;ansn
Fight hard against q hasty temper.
Anger will come-but resist il. A
sparlx may set house on fire; u fit of
nassion NAV cause YOU to be sorry ali
vour life.
c.vo an rr;sbmon writing boma
erorn Ch;cogo ..Shoor tbcrc are no
nsnnlo At abT in the dinselv population
districts and tho side walks is in the
middle of the street.
Tho Ioco, editor of nm Illinois noner
...s ,hot ho doas NO, danonJ rrv M
;"yaI;su, Co. IL do;,, brood hn,
ra;ses hens. which moves nm enyious
rival TO ask whose hens he raises? /?
ro,,r i.d,, ,vos looL;n, Of a ,,;o.
40 yonrasan,;n na;r of 1ovors =
w., LII ,ha ar,a df,ho iover aon,l,,
oos'id;na o ,ho wa;s, of his duIc;neo
sha innocentIv remarked nIIow mt
urol % -
Somebody wants to know If money
is scarce. awhere in the world do tho
women ret the cash to purchase such
fine dresses and 40 much bach bairY'--
"Sonnebodvu is etornally asking foolish
os,;nns
A ro,oo,. ,.dv sors that n osn,leman
oupbt never To- feel discouraged when
the "momentous question" is nega,ivcd
by the object of his choice. "for in life.
as in grammar, we always decline be.
fore WE coniuqato."
Anoxcho, ao sors fashionable voro,
noonIo arc ceiI;ng mon somabodv 70
lnrant a NOW danea Sunnoso nscmo
hoJv" ;nrents ono wbsreIn ,ho vonnc
Iody dances aronnd tho bonse and
looks after everything.
As wife was holding her husbands
head in her hands one morning she
asked, "Are a man and wife one I" AZ
suppose so.p said the husband. aTben."
rcioined the wife. 81 came homo drunk
last night, and ought to be ashamed
of myself.'
A oorrosnooaon, oe = po,,;mo.o -,
nor wants 70 know whv marr;arc and
dea,b notices shoold bc na;d Gor For
the best OF reasons: one is an adver-
tisoment of copartnership ard tho,
other is notice OF dissolution. Busi-
ness IS business.
Mr. Nuskln calls upon workmen TO
promise these three things: 81. To
do their own work well, whether it DO
for life or death. 2 To help other
people TO do theirs when they can, and
seek to avcnge no injury. 3. To be
sure they can obey good laws tefore
they seek to alter bad ones"
A negro waiter who had twico
awakened traveller 70 INFORM nun
tnat breakfast was ready, ana q th'rd
time broke ms slumoers oy attempt
ing 10 pun on the peuclotnes, mus ex-
planned; "Massa, II you isn't gwlne