St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-09-20
ST. suhnsburp Galrdunian.
Humorous.


HUMOROUS
,,uthtul v.,,io, \ baby IN arms
An,urr leaves yb.r winter comes
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men ne can '''P -
y dandy on the shore T. dl>S">''l%'
""t sven "i '''' N'' - :" N'''''
W hen autumn j. married l." "i''''I'
the WcddIng-rake l. always ir"N''".
"\rw> of the weak" j. the headline
given hN u CITY editor Ia Il hospital re
nort
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y thirl running away Is scamp ""'
the Policeman ctla>t AFTER nm i Il
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me Mhi'' man wears 4 ."N' ~
hu't"i-h"l'; n't III" II''''"
""'""S 1T HIS "''h.
Why l. Il HH>hcrW"nlh me most
cruel person in abe world Because
she daily Wring> mems h">"In>.
4 wanna lad, has been found. who
instead Of having i pupil in her eye, has
Il handsome Young -ciI""lma>tcr.
There j. AN ancient painting in Spain
where Abraham in the sacrifice j. pre-
rnriun to- shoot Isaac with Il pistol.
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y lel'',N "l engineer, SUMMERS u"
He carefully r-uu,,d the peel. and nut
il an the seat h, ms side: then he. broke.
IN, fiuit mn in small bits. ewing it any
iou,ly as i,. did 80. When this was
done he. pirkcd up the peel. shook il i'm
his Ian. and tinall, threw the pieces ont
of the window. rcmarking aS he did So
"That's thu. frr>t of them priu.-packauc>
even bought. and it'~ the last one You
bet"
4 s,hnnIm.,st,.r or, nI,t u,,,. mnru-
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that morton, of th,. Merchant of Ven
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,r,u,. The r,ndinu finished h,. asked
I'm, Gins. nL,t >h, In,.k ,,...,nt !, h,, h,.
said M, drrdsu,,u,,,n, Lr,J ..W,n
said the tallr~t boy. II don't know. um-
less ne carried hi> papcIS in his hat.
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ot th. SixtL Ward ,,.,. lima, L, J,n
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cred frnu tI,,. trirLt IN, L.,I,r.L tI.,t
h. vuuId Kill the animal ..Eut th,.
dog ISM mad said tL, u,,u,r Mail"
shHut.d tb,. victim, ,x,,n,,.,ti,nI,
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,huut ," II, -, i,I,,,tI, u,i.,n,,,t,m,.L
th. e<uI,u.tinu
y MIchi%ah paper tells an amusing
s'"iN Oh Il munster "i Ihat state VII"
TOOK an "ld iHNill"llch sweat. and was
NIaPPcd up III an "id-la>hl"htd patrh
gum OF many r"I"r>. In due course "i
Time ne walked up I" una himself all
" n Nl'"''t" "I''', n''''A ana purple.
hrlie\ ing ,i'a' mon 'l'I'a'l"n ilad already
SCI H. ne ne gan I" >''ll' III MS tallhi\
accounts and prepare for his final dl>>"-
luton. while tn" members 81 the tl"ch
gave themselves up I" uncomfortable
EiIt1. he arrival of Il PhN >lclan and
ihc examination "t III" iad"d pGllt gay"
"i'''l"l 'NII"H'lll"h "I the Nl'h>. anu
TUNED the house "t mourning int" one
OF laughter.
TIM GELEN cor \rElNA\. Years
ago. into Il Wholesale grocery store in
Boston walked Il tall. muscular Iuokimg.
raw -honcd man. t.l d,mtlN Il fresh com
81 from SOME back town in Maine ur
New Hampshire. Acru>tinm the inst
person hc met. Vh he hammered to h,. tine
merchant himself me- asked.
..Nou don't want to- hir,. i man IN
\our store. du Inu ,"
"Wrll." said thu. merchant. Il cont
know What can \uu do ;"
"Dn," said the man. II rather "u,>,
| can turn my hand to almost ANYTHING.
What dn you want done ,"
..Wcll. if va- to hir, = man. if
wnmId Ice one that coul lift we'll. =
strong. wiz, fellow one. rnr instance.
that could shoulder a sack of coffee.
like that Wonder. and ralry if across rho
store. and never In, il down"
"rhrrr. now c;ptiu'." said nuI conn
N"n give Il man That can suit You