Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1872-07-31

make men come and wrcsile around them.
aud yet the most gifted man in light con.
yersation, aud on all that floats in the ev:
crydsy world around him.
lie must have health, so thai bis b6ds
never wearies, his nerves never quiver-
a real specimen of muscular Christianity.
and yet be hard. severe thinker, close
reasoner, ard a most diligent student,
getting his books from any quarter.
lie must be poor in this worlds goods
TO show that money is not his object, and
so that he can sympathizc with the poor,
and so that he can't help feeling humble
and dependent, and yet his family must
be the most hospitable, and cniertaih
more company than any other in town; d.
his children must be second to none in ed:
ucation and training they must be res:
pcctably dressed; he must give away
more, and more cheerfuly. than any man
in the place, not excepting Esquire Rich
himself; and his family must be models,
in every respect, for the community.
/ lie must be a man who can remaiR
three years, and his congregation must
hear the same voice, on the same subject,
several times each week, and yet he
must come every time as original, a.
fresh, as glowing as if it were done but
once year.
lie must be able to live in gasshousc,
always acting in public coming in contact
with all sorts of men and of prcdjudices,
so original that all will respect and fear
, him; and yet never odd, eccentric, morose
! repusive, or awing in manners. He
, should have the lofty attributes of an an
4 gel, with the genteEess aud softness of
the child. ..
, He must be always ready, lofty, keyed
q up to the best possible pitch--and yet so
0 calm in spirit, and word and look that
: nothing can disturb his repose.
lie must never preach so the people are
Y not proud of him when they have stran.
It ger in their pew, Or so that the echo of
o his sermon shall come back when he goes
abroad-and yet every sermon must be 50
beautiful that all the young people will
admire it, and wonder over it, and the lit
tie child can carry it all home, and repeat
it to her grandmother.
y His wife must be the model of all mod
1t els. She must be young and handsome, ,
&c but not indiscreet or vain. She must be
1t worthy of the admiration of all the peo-
7, pie, and yet think she is the humblest of
a. all, She must watch, and discipline, and
l. prune, and lead and make her husband
50 the embodiment Of all excellence |; but she
p must never be aware of her power, lest
d she become overbearing. She must be the
'g model of lady, have fair face and
OF white hands, though compelled 20 do all
It the work Of her family. She must be
u ready to meet everybody with smile,
I'd take her hands from the -four OF any mo-
Fy ment, wear checked apron and still be
IN dressed like lady. Her face must new
1T er be otherwise than cheerful, her head
TO must do its achings in secret, and she must
u give none occesion to call her extravagant,
u or to call her mean she must be able to
alter Tie same dress four times, turning il
d. thrice, and fitting it to a smaller child
at each time. She will be expected
ur to be the very life of The Dorcas
society, the most Jealous member Of tht
'c' all-labor society, the very backbone Of th,
ng maternal association, the warm leader o
.er the female prayer meeting, the head an,
20 mover in the reading circle, and the visit
g cr general Of the poor.
an The minister must be of sound doctrine
IT. able to lay his hands on the naked found
OF atiors Of truth, to fortify and defend til
'se hill OF Zion, and yet must never preacl
OF the old fashioned doctrines. They are nc
spicy they are not taking. They will ne,
hg er ''draw" q full house.
IN 1t is rather desirable that he should
yet pious man, and one who loves Ills Ma.
lys ter--and yet, as this article pety has ne
ur- acquired great value in Thriftyville,'
would be well for him not to make III:
too obtuse. sf l..5 4at
'no Such in few words, is the man the
be want for Thriftyville. If they can ligl
hat on him they will pay him $500 annual,
and not let it run behind snreasobabl,
,.a This is not, to be sure, half what the
'"' clerks receive, but they think that Ii
get minister, If he be only the fright" ma
ldl- car "manage" to live on it. Who
be- ready?
LET N. BAH applicants must put an c,
IA ira postage stamp in the letter, or it wi
~ receive no attention.
the p. S.-A lady who heard this doc
oil ment read before il was sert to the pres
any reminds me of one most important omi
for sion, the absence of which would spoil q
= the above. He must not only preach be
nP' ter than any man in town, "our enen,i
by themselves being judges, but he mu