National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1872-01-19
Facts and F'ancIes.

A time to run-.When you are in a
hurry
A bad sign-To sign another mans
name to n note.
Nebraska has m editor 40 lazy that
he spells wife, yf
When is small baby like big bank
err When he is II wroth child.
The state Of Texas could support the
present population Of the entire Union.
Tit for Tat--It is beauty's privilege to
kill Time and, in revenge, Time kills
beauty.
Many Of our foppish society men have
taken to wearing French heels to their
| patent leather dancing boots.
A wedding in New York, which prom
ised to be the success of the season had TO
he made private On account of a death in
the family.
A Michigan woman. the wife Of an
| invalid, anl mother Of twenty-six chill
dren, picked cranberries enough last
Fall to pay of a mortgage on her farm.
A Gascon. in proof of his nobility, rs
serted that in his fathers castle they used
no other tirewood than the batons Of the
different Marshas of France of his fam
ily
A Chinese thus describes n trial in
the England law courts cone man is
quite silent another talks all the time.
and twelve wise men condemn the man
who has not said word. "
The newest style for making street
costumes is the Vatican shape, with
large plaits at the back and skirt. They
are very graceful and stylish, and be-
coming to almost any figure.
An exchange says that the new style o,
collar for gentlemen is simply terrific.
They are an economical article. however.
rs with moderately long pantaloons they
do away with all necessity for shirt
A resident of Kalamazoo writes to
"school board" in Ohio that he will
take school, MS he has " fought 2 terms
school and attended | colledge yrs at
detroit, michigan and am 26 yrs avage.'
This is the way Troy reporter con-
graduated friend on his marriage
some moro unfortunate
Weary Of life,
Rashly importunate,
Taken a wife"
"Poor thing" observed tender
hearted lady, in speaking of the death
of young friend "she has just got
forty dollar set of furs, and beauties
tney are but she don't need such thing
now.
A lady boarding house keeper, who
was afflicted with boarders with very ex-
tensive appetites, seasoned their hash
with snuff, because she heard the article
recommended asa certain "cure for
The following singular epitaph appears
in the cemetery at Malaga -
Z" Here lies Jean Perez who was
Good father, good son, and good husband
Do not confound him with his younger brother,
Bearing the same name, who is a feon
III the galleys at Centa."
A member of the Board of Supervisors
If county in Mississippi objected to
evying six mills on the dollar for school
because there were only eight
Mills in the county, and one of them
lidnt have water enough to run half the
ear
While Mrs. Riser, living near the
Kansas and Nebraska line, was sweeping
Topll HtSb WEEK, heI bIoon slTuCk III
nm under the bed, which exploded,
he contents striking two of her little
bildren in the lower limbs, causing the
cath of one and severely injuring the
ther.
A young lady, while standing in win
Nv in Morgantown, Butler County, Ky,
e other day received slight shock
ON flash of lightning. On her recov-
y, it was found that an ailanthus tree,
anding near the window, had been accu
tely photographed by the electric flash,
,on her breast