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The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
DR.. G. BIGELOW
Confidential rPhysacian

Has removed from No l70 South Clars-st., corner
81 NonEoes to No. 80 S0rIH SrATK-ST., CHIcAso
- yen hnovn By 81 readers Of the papers that
Dr.. q M0slev b Tie Oldest established physician
p CAs0D yhe 10 Dads The trsafmens Of all
eA1uais I'D esxaal dissaasD Q spseialfy. Scieece
and sxp93neo - nads d. D. the most renowned
R1dAln1 g u -. Aoosed By the press, g.
tsaned e IL hig6oe medical sstainments by all
u oaaieal =. af.tieas eethe day. hlvtas devoted
HWIHTY IRAN % m LUB b pexl1eeine remedies
- vin cure positively IL VOC elacs q cnnoxIc
A1D pnvA1B DoaAa0 e tho oRUIFo.usyAIY
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1nsfng 1mvo0ND. Av4nBoH 10 soaETY, II.
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~ 11.scAI fsEAaD III hdies md gentlemen.
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The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

Seminal Weakness Cured.

DIR. BOHANNAE'S Vegetable Curative"
permanently cures all forms OF ''SpermatoThes'
or s1Seminal Weakness in from two 70 seven
weeks time. It restores Lost Power and bring hack
the youthful vigor Of those Who have destroyed II
BY sexual excess3 or evil practices. Young men
suffering from the e6ects OF thas dreadflly deetTue.
tive habit Il seaf-abuse this medicine With
the issuance Of . speedy AID permanent cure.
This remedy hD been used BY Dr.. Bohannan in his
psvate practice lbe over thirty yeaxB and has
xaaled In curing even IN the WogUe oas0. Price $
pr paehee. Sent TO any address (6ce from observa-
tonl. Sold only at DT. c. A. 6ohannan's once
No. els North Finh street 81. Louis. No. Es.ab.
ished in 1887.
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The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
Guysott's Extract of Yellow
Dock and Salsaparilla

Contains more Of the pure Honduras Sarsaparlls
than any other preparation extant: which is chem
ically combined With the Extract Of yellow Dock,
and the Extract Of Wild Clerry, thus making the
remedy moro thoroughly eficient than any othel
Saropalitla before the public. At the same tirns
10 perfectly free from all mineral poisons which
cannot be said of any other sarsaparilla compound.
II Is nov put up the largest bottles, and is ac-
kn0vledged to be the best Sarsaparila made, as il
certiaed by the wonderful cures it has performed,
the original copies of which in the possession Of
the proprietor Remember. this is the ouiy irur
and original article.
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ues Of Mercury, Pains in the Sides and Shoulders,
General Debility, Drop-y, Lumbsso. Jsuniice and
Costiveness.
Price ~ per bottle.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
DIR. WIN. HALLS
BALSAM for the LUNGS,
Has demonstrated that Cons Uiaption is durable.

Accompanying each bottle Of DIR. VIM. Hall :
Balsam Tor the Lungs, Is a treatise Is pamphlet
form. on Consumption and Lung diseases generally,
With special directions for using, modes OF treat.
ment, etc, Tor which Ne bespeak your perusal.
Dr.. W0. Hail. Balsam for the Lungs is for saie
where family medicines kept, in all parts Of this
ADD many foreign countries. Buy 10 other Lung
Ba!sam, but be sure that you get DIR. VIM. Hail. :
Bslsam for the Lungs.
Price, 81 per bottle.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
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The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

Mr.. Howard McPherran has placed upon
our table new book, entitled s'The Library
Of Poetry and Song" The book consists of
choice selections from the best poets, making
altogether tn. hes; general collection ever pre-
scented to the public, The fact that the work
Of selecting the 'igems" from each author
has been performed by William Cullen
Bryant, will at once commend the work TO
all cultivated people. Mr.. Bryan,'s intro
duction to the volume is a most beautiful and
comprehensive critical essay on poets and
poetry, from the days of the father of English
poetry to the present time. The fron,ispiece
!. an exquisite likeness OF Mr.. Bryant, and
scattered throughout the book there are
many autographic fac-similes which greatly
enhance its attractiveness. The volume.
which lie exquisite and elegant, really con-
tains the cream of all English poetry.
Howard McPherran, at AZ Shawnee street,
is agent for the work, and will leave copies
At the Mercantile Library for inspection.
The Jolly local Of an Iowa paper says
"Coms where my love Inc. dreaming-and
- AsW she Looks without any paint on her
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The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
By J. W. NIEHAUs, Deputy
Press Dispatch.

Press D1Sp0tck.
The following dispatch was sent from this
city Thursday night, by the agen; Of the
Associated Press.
LEAvESwoRTH, April Is.
The Kansas and Missouri Iron Railroad
and Wagon Bridge Celebration to-day, was
attended by over 80, 600 people from Kansas
and Missouri, and nearly all the States in
the Union. The procession was over four
miles long. The military, knights Tenn
plan, Masons, Turner'S, Hibernians, Printers
mechanics, draymen and everybody turned
out. Col. d. X. Anthony, Mayor Of Leav-
enworth, presided; Hon. Thomas p. Fenlon
made the welcoming spsech. The response
was made by Hon. r. p. c. Wilson,
Speaker Of the Missouri Legislature.
Speeches we're made by Hon. /. S. Kalloch,
Col. James n. Burns, Gen l.. s. Eastin,
Gen D. w. Wilder, Col. Pitts, Alex. Ma
jors, ID. d. Burns and Others,
Representatives of all the railroads and
prominent engineers were here and exam
ined the structure, and all agreed in pro-
nouncing it most wonderfulsuccess. Every
thing passed off pleasantly, without a single
accident.
The Kansas Central marrow gaugel Rail-
road ran excursion trains all day, carrying
an immense number Of visitors, all OF whom
were DELI hted with the road. and agreed
that the narrow gauge would lie the road for
the West. Len Smith, Presiden, of the road
did the houors in person.
Tonight the streets are illuminated with
bon6res and fireworks. Immense crowds of
people are sull here. There are several
balla, at which the guests find plenty OF rec
reation. Taken all in all, it is the grandest
day witnessed in Leavenworth, and inangu.
rates new era in our railroad enterprises,
and new life and energy seems to have taken
hold Of all our people. Real estate has adj
vanced, and large sales are i'eing made.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
KANSAS CENTRAL TROUBLE.
Sheriff ana Armed Hen Visit the
Camps.
The Disturbance Quelled-Fourteen
Men Arrested.

For several DAYS past there has been great
deal of confusion, and some demonstrations
If q serious nature, By the men employed in
grading the Kansas Central Railway ten miles
west Of here. The failure OF Hall to perform
his contract has deprived many Of the work
men of their earning; hence, there is
great deal of bad feeling among them. The
company offers TO pay the men everything
due Hall, As room as the estimates are made,
and 10 advance the wages from SLID TO -. 90
per day, as demanded; but the men refuse to
accept the Offer, and for two or three DAYS by
threats Of violence deferred other employees
from working on the grade, and expressed a
determination to resist any force. that shonld
be sent to arrest them.
Friday Sheriff Leonard, accompanied
by Chas. Currier, Deputy, and Constables
Franks and Russell, together with force Of
thirty armed men proceeded TO the scene Of
the disturbance and arrested fourteen Of the
workmen, including Evans and Mccoy, two
men who are said 10 have been active in in
citing instruction. The Sheriff lodged the
prisoners in Jail, On the charge of interfer-
ing with the occupation of law abiding citi-
zens and disturbing the peace. If necessary
TO preserve order, the Sheriff will go ont
again to-day and arrest Others.
There are probably two sides 10 the dis
pute, and withou. doubt, the men hired by
Hall have been shsmefully wronsed, and
are unwilling TO trust the slow process of the
law TO obtain redress.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
xPALDINt;'S ROSEnA.i.

a PILE Psr,r ana siieer at 81 & 81: ''Unlon''
"A xnais Psser, 81: Peach Parer, 81. 50: Hsach
Sssnr and HLver, &c: Nut Cr.sks5, &c. SOD
SVDS,1s. Nanstaesussa - ,. u. WMfIknenA
Worcester, Xass. aHlv
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
Ayers
Sarsaparilla

Is widely known
as one of the most
efectual rene
dies ever discov-
| cred for cleans
! ing the system
! and purifying the
blood. 1t has
stood the test OF
years, with a con-
Stantly Urowin0
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

For issuing Of bonds and donation OF stock e.62i
Against issusng OF bonds aud donation OF
stock.......,... ...--......- -. ,oaO
Majority Of yotes in favor 81 bonds and DC
nation .. ...........-.-- l. "a
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

For ''Olr Own EireSide.'.
Al illustrated Paper. Is pages. pub.
lSshess Monthly. S0bsesIPeion price.
Sl.5o. Every subscriber receives u
valaabho CHROME, 4 Fruit Piece, " hfels
sells fer D. 6eDA cent saamp foi
sample and Premium List. Address
". 3. Gmp, Publisher, Dayton, o.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25
MUSICAL.
The New Comic Songster,

CAaraine nev Cantaas ~ Lsdiss' Ciaaes,
THE CULPRlT FAY. Ess;ga. lie
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

Dk. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
should he taken il you iee
jy:5 dOawSweOw II weak OF debtliiate,i.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

The following dispatch was sent from this
city Thursday night, by the agen, Of ,he
Associated Press.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1872-04-25

II is often difheult to induce children to take
remedies for any the diseases incident 10 child
hood, the very idea Of taking medicine is rrpu!.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
a RIiXPd Family.

Marriages sometimes make queer
relationships. a man out West
writes to one of the papers, giving
his own status as follows:
81 married a widow who had a
grown-up daughter. My father
visited cur house very often, and
fell in love With my step-daughter
and married her, So my father be.
came my son-in law, and my step
daughter my mothEC, because she
was my fathers wife. Some time
afterward, my wife had a SaD; he
was my fathers brother-in-law aud
my uncle, for he wd5 the brother If
my step-daughter. My fathers
wife-i. e., my step-daughter-had
also a son; he was, of course, my
brother and in the meantime my
grandchild, for he was the son Of
my daughter. Ny wife was my
grandmother, because she was my
mothers mother. I was my wife's
husband and grandchild at the same
time. And as the husband of a per-
sons grandmother is his grandfather
I was my own grandfather.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
a Fire PrOOrCiiY.

Vienna, the capital of Austria, is
in extent nearly, if not quite. as
large as Chicago; and has about ten
thousand arge buildings, containing
a population of over seven hundred
thousand people. Every one of
these buildings is built either Of
brick or stone and not a shed can be
built now, within the lines of the
city and its suburbs, out of combus-
tible material. NosbingIe or tarred
roofs are permitted. Slate aud tile
are most commonly used. In Pesth,
q builder who has spent several
years in the United States took
contract from a building company
for the erection of one hundred
dwelling houses en- the American
plan. He went TO work and had
them soon up. They were of brick.
He intended to have the roofs fiat;
but when he came to the use of the
felt and tar roofing so commonly
known and used in the United
( States, the authorities interdicted it,
and he had to fall back on tiles.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
An UnIuckH InHeniOr.

Here now is a bit of grotesque
humor from New Orleans Mr.,
Gray discovered a non-explosive il.
Eliminating fluid. To show how
safe the new compound was, he in
vlted number of his friends to
meet him in his rooms, whittier be
had brought a barrel of the fluid,
which he at once proceeded to stir
with a red hot poker. As he wenT
through the roof of the house ac-
companied by his friends, he en-
deavored to explain to his nearest
cOnlpGgnOn de UOyage that the par.
ticular fluid in the barrel had too
much benzine in it; but that gen.
tleman had an engagement higher
up and could not wait for the ex-
PLANTATION. Mr.. Gray continued his
ascent until he met Mr.. Jones, who
informed him that there was no
necessity for him to go up higher, as
every body was coming down; SO
Mr.. Gray started back to be with
the party. Mr.. Gray's widow Of.
fers for sale the secret of the manu-
facture of the non-expIosive fluid at
a reduced rate, as she wishes to raise
money enough to buy a silver han.
died coffin, with gilt plate, for the
late Mr.. Gray. No cards.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

A Western woodsman recently
found himself helpIessly pinned to
the ground by a prematurely falling
tree. He was a great distance from
home, and in a few hours would
doubtless have died from pain and
exposure, had not a little whining
cur who had missed his master and
tracked him to his wood prison,
began q mOurnful howl as a pOssi-
ble reHet from the dreary mOnotony
of the situation. This suggested to
the suffering man something of the
story book kind, and calling to his
little pet, he smeared his shaggy
face with blood and bade him return
home for help. The little creature
evidently realized the Importance of
his mission, for he trotted home
ward forthwith, and breaking in
upon the astounded household, gave
the first alarm. He smelled the way
back to the wounded man, and in
an ecstaey of whines attested his
satisfaction at the deliveranoe.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

THE New KEY.-'Aunt,' said a
little girl, Il have found a new key
to unlock peoples hearts, and make
them so willing
what is the key?' asked her
aunt.
1T is one little word-guess
what?'
But aunt was no guesser.
'Itis please, said the child, 'aunt, it
is please. IfIask one of the great
girls in school, please show me my
parsing lesson, she says: 'Oh, yes,
and helps me. If I ask Sarah,
please do this for me: no matter,
she'll take her hands out of the suds
and do it. fl ask Uncle, please,
he says yes, puss, if l can; and if
say please aunt
'What does aunt dO?' says aunt
herself.
'Oh! you look and smile just like
mOtherp and that is the best of all,
cried the little girl, throwing her
arms around her aunts, neck with a
tear in her eye.
Perhaps other children would like
to know about this key and I hope
they will use it also, for there is
great power in the small, kind cour-
tesies Oflife.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
Mechanical Wonder.

The smallest engine in the world
is on exhibition in Worcester, Mass.
The material is gold and silver, COM
prising 148 pieces, fastened together
with screws, the largest (which is
one-eighteenth of an inch in size.
The engine, boiler, governor and
pump stand in a space seven-six-
teenths of an inch high. The en-
CINE alone weighs but fifteen grains,
and yet every part is complete, and
it may be set in motion by filling
the boiler with water and applying
heat, being supplied with all valves
and other appliances to be found up
on an ordinary upright engine. 1t
is a marvel Of mechanical ingenui-
ty.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
Select Miscellany.
From the AIdins for February.
MANIFEST DESTINY.

Nothing Is as it wss OF old.
Where cities stoo 2 the cattle browse;
Weeds strike their roots through royal mould ;
The lizards bask in CRsar's house.
What Cheops built the Pyramidl
Whose DUST, If any, there is hid
II these, the maSter-races, fell,
Much more the tribes whom they o'erthrsw.
From whence they came, no man eEu tell
Nor WhiIhsr vapished like the dew.
The same destruoi ion now as then,
Makes obsolete u zee oULWOrn men.
The red man, whom our hardy sires
Found in possession CT the land
Who built in woods his wigWam hres,
And smoked his pipe; or, bow in hand,
Crept on the wild deer, or the bear
Or tracksd the panther o his lair;
Who, grim, aid hard Of heart at best,
Daubed in his war-paint, stole away,
VITA twenty devils in his brsnss
To where his hated foeman lay
Whom, If asleep he oonld not find,
And his strong arms in piniOns bind,
To burn hin at the dreadful stake
BE would devote to sudd en- DEATH
As suddenly bis ssap would take,
And mock the rattle in biz breath;
Then, if pappOose and squaw he saw,
Would massacre psppOose and squawl
These bronze barbarianE Of the Past,
Cast in the moulds Of hell, are gone;
Their world was wanted; far and fast
We drove them toward the setting sun.
Ay, and if future need should be,
Wen drown them in the western seal
With irsn nets we hold their trail;
They hnd Us wheresos'tr they gsi
Though hsrce, they cannot make us quail,
Nor match the rife with the bow.
Wen give them graves, and let them try
The happy bunting grounds on high
-[R. Il. stoddsrd.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
How 1OKnOMa Goose.

"Mother, mother!" cried a young
rock running hurriedly from its
first flight, "I'm so frightened I've
seen such asightv'
"What sight, my son ?" asked the
rock.
80, white creatures, screaming
and running, and straining their
necks, and holding their heads ever
so high! See, mother there they
go!"
"Geese, my son, merely geese, -
calmly replied the parent bird, look
ing over the common. "Through
life, child, observe when you meet
any one who makes a great fuss
about himself, and tries to lift his
head higher than the rest of the
world, you may set him down at
once for a goose"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

The Newark American says that
"the Newark, Somerset and Straits
vile railroad is now completed to
within about a mile of the tunnel
(Which is thirty-nine miles from
here, the ties are distributed for the
remaining mile, and it is confidently
expected that we shall have verita-
bic Straitsville coal from the tunnel
next week"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

eli Perkins," having visited at
BlackwelPs Island, says: "The
chief cause of insanity 1 found to be
iatemperance. Six-eighths of the
fourteen hundred cases of insanity
sprang from that cause alone. How
long shall this crime cry aloud from
the abOdes of the poor, the in'atuat-
ed, and the insane, for redress? Alb
soIute prohibition might interfere
with the personal liberty of a few,
but it would save six hundred luna
tics from Blackwell's Island every
year. What temperance lecture /
have listened to!7
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

A pretty good story is told of a
citizen of Elizabeth, N. J. who went
to the cars on Thanksgiving Day to
see his daughter off. Having Sc
cured a seat for her, he left the car,
went round to her window to say a
parting word. While he was pass
ing out the daughter left the seat to
speak to friend, and at the same
time a prim-Iooking lady who &C.
cupied the seat with her moved up
to the window. Unaware of the
important changes inside, our ven.
erable friend hastily put his face up
to the window and hurriedIy ex-
claimed: "One more kiss, sweet
pet" In another instant the point
of a blue cotton umbrella caught his
seductive lips, accompanied by the
passionate Injunction: "Scat, you
gray-headed wretch!" He seated.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

"What do you mean, Colonel"
said S. S. Cox to Fisk, "by the place
where the woodbine twiueth ?" to
which interrogatory Fisk respond
ed: "You see I was before that
learned and dignifed body, the
Committee On Banking and Cur
rency, and when Garfield asked me
where the money got by COFbin
went to, I could not make a vulgar
reply and say up spout; but OBJ
serving, while peddling through
New England, that every spout Of
house or cottage had a woodbine
twining about it, I said, naturally
enough, where the wOOdbine twin
eth "
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01

The New York Commercial says:
"Of all the dirty-lOoking Jolly tars'
that ever landed at this port, those
Of His Imperial Majesty the Gar OF
Russia are about the dirtiest. They
are so to that degree that it would
be an objectionable barbarity to
wash them while the cold weather
lasts"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1872-02-01
ConundrumS.

Why is a new ak Ii4e eoEes7 It must be ground
before used.
What nation produces the most marriages ?
Fascination.
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be drops line by every post.
Why is the guyest letter in the alphabet
Because it iI always in fun.
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ishing the ca ,=s : A pair Of suufers.
What is he difference between the Emperor o
Russia nd begssr2 The on issues mauifestoe,,
and the other mauiivsts toes without his shoes.
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the graveyard sssao like one Of the United states
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