The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1872-06-07
ENDS OF THE EARTH.

I per paiace.
! Only one of the forty judges il
: Iowa is a Democrat.
: Red Ciond and his party hav,
arrived in Washington.
!. The prime Minister of Spain wa
once lottery dealer.
! An Indiana centenarian counts si1
t generations of progeny.
Strasbourg is to have a girdle Of
eighteen German forts.
, Some of the Democratic papers
are for Greeley "tiil forbid"
The influx of bores at the White
House aggregates 800 day.
The Grand Lodge of Good Temp
lars, meets at Altoona, June 8sh.
Franklin, Kan, is the only place
in America where velvet is made.
a Sheboygan, Wis, boy has died
of base ball blow on the temple.
Among the arrivals at Chicago
one day last week were 1894 hogs.
The Kearsarge crew will soon
be paid for destroying the. Ala
bama.
What single State will Mrs.
Woodruff be sure to carry ?
HTennie c."
A Kentucky schoolmaster lately
married one of his pupils, maiden
of twelve.
The continuous dry weather in
Cuba has increased the sugar crop
eight per cent.
sIRichter calls faith the night flower,
blooming into the hour when sepse
and memory fade.
Early rising was once an indica-
ton of thrift, but now it indicates
that man is thirsty.
Coffee, if drank freely, is said to
be an excellent preventive against
diseases of the kidney.
The Cincinnati sinners are still
coming forward to the anxious seat.
Even Julian has confessed.
A harem at Cairo was burned re-
Gently, and the inmates were thrown
into harem-scarem state.
n ICu IeEI
ioEE, with two and half feet beam,
IS II! inss on the great lakes.
The man who bit another NAH a
nose off in an affray is said to have
taken prominent part in the fight.
The Brooklyn Eagle says that
gravity Is no more evidence of
wisdom than paper collar is of
shirt.
Cerebro spinal meningitis has at
tackled the fish of Licking river.
Kentucky, and they are dying by
the cart load.
The sum of $3.50, 900 WAS realized
last year by the sponge-gather-
ers on the lower gulf coast of
Florida.
Simple people along the shores
of Lake Erie have actually been |
made to believe that the lake is 60
ing to dry up.
Mrs. c. B. Bill. of Franklin,
Monday, and brought home six
young wolves.
A Pittsburgh cripple challenges
the world to race on one leg and |
crutches for $50 a side and the |
championship.
A vicious alligator in st. Angus
tine posted himself in the street, and |
fought his assallants bravely until
he was killed.
Carl Rosa, the husband of two
hundred and seventy pounds of
pTtnlG donna, has naturalized as an |
American citizen.
Tobacco users ere informed that
it is not nicotine but picotine that
poisons, and will conduct them
selves accordingly.
Some smart little boys in a Yves.
tern city took some onion bulbs !!
the other day, and sold them for
gladiolus and hyacinth roots.
1t is somewhat surprising that no.
body has mentioned the calliope as
a suitable instrument to give pro-
per tone to the Jubilee.
A pocket boojack has been in
vented. You put your foot into
your posket, give spring into the
air, and of comes your boot.
The average life of Methodist
ministers is twenty-three per cent.
below that of ministers of other
denominations. They work too
hard.
Where once the prairie was track
less, save for the Indian trail, it now
bears tracks of Trail which shows |
what a difference little dash will
make.
Hon. E. Washburn, warden of the
Illinois Penitentiary, has now 1908 |
prisoners in charge, larger numb Der
than any other warden in the Uni
ted States.
The American Medical Associa-
ton at Philadelphia has resolved |
that its members should discourage |
the use of alcohol as a stimulus in |
their remedies.
"The strongest propensity in a |
woman's nature" says careful stu |
dent of the sex, sis to want to |
know what is going on and the next
is to Scss the job"
a Chinese doctor, named AL
Tshew, is attracting considerable
attention liz San Francisco. His
practice, III spite of his name, is not
to be sDeezed at.
A Connecticut clergyman, a lit
tie deaf, recently married q young
couple at Bramford, despite their
remOnstrances. They concluded to
let the ceremony stand.
There are sixteen post-mistresses
in Pennsylvania, with salaries
ranging from $1,000 to $500.
Pretty good wages for that labor of
love-handling the mails.
a boy in Lockport, Illinois, who
has just come into possession of his
first shotgun, amused himself by
banging away at Lis father, who
was greasing harness on the wood
pile.
The Elmira Gazette calls the pas
seDger trains which reach that city
gambling bells on wheels" On
almost every train that arrives some
passenger is robbed by confidence
men.
A Yankee doctor has contrivsd
to extract from sausages O power
full tonic, which he SAYS contains the
whole strength of the original
bark. He calls it the Sulphate of
Canine.
In Savannah the coIored troops
advertise that, at a coming enter
tainment "Rebecca Spaulding, late
of Boston, will dance a Jig with q
glass of water on her head and one
in either hand"
The California Republican is IL
corrupt. A man sent the editor q