The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-02-01
THE HOUSE luAT JACK BUILT.
ND in New Ronk Ledger.

Md. K. in New WOnk Ledger.
OF all the houses tna5 Jack ever built |
nne made for the pu spose OF cooperative
house keeDl,4g would, fancy ,nee the mosta
horrible. GUiss are dear, aadaneat dear 1
OF. ana caIgeCs ditto, and servants wages
a. ,natcu and e. operative aouaekeeplngl
we'll nan gea, might be q noseg saving
institu 10 . Nevesth etsss .i@deTatber keeYl
lo,~, - ali aItlc, on rcd herring agaa
bakers t. = , then got Is rsS5@>1sss, m es<7
nCeed, ID 81 q ecoNae u Shaker 'nj
pri ncipies,>@r mould kaWe eIe piea-ar~
al q, sat9ng wills . newEy made tana.
OF angel sent It thc @&Ath +sr the put :.
posi-. can fancy Mr,.epd 'f4rs. BroHn,
lAC Wtuhles, Use Top yeEs, tUaule P'pk ts'.
and h, n.,ces, al tse ws;'" W.: k'r',
en- eriug so the business, @2d che vergj
tn ugn 'Btge- my JreaJ.I @s"ay. Ti'~f'l
is IL Dl 49,, 80 ,.EicA Z I'd pAo0ie ~'g bad,
peopt ul.l<t z" heet stec. .. ise eo'.bpee
at t tall sahmeit, imipgine abosel
would size rs ga2s 4rt're SIS ;im". !.
know j,.>t ii. W il w""4s, lbs. Mr.. '.:s1
Alrs. Brow, w"ulu s.x..n II 10y p.syts x.
cards " ana NJ t7Iktt!e nbjtc. 81,
cs.tis IN 81 se"el i .>..fial- N. as'a
GiEs. " as wo4Aa aa1Ay u 50 j Frsy .
ing for NJ. q. d Me 4.ss.nI44:s fi't grass
a. b!,ak tlu,e A. Il p.l VITO.
uuhUiy h ~ y, AN ~t"G, ."..s,.e...s - 'a..
h,r grad Ia, aer ~ ij,t, +..,,>,.,>,.H Ii /
Topper w" d adA t. n ~ "'y ~:
treating . 'he ,naritseas' ~. PIT. e'sGsI
pooh. POO ~ bnth t,e ~''s A." sire.
Methods a. Y"rme,st~ssss~ -. NJ >. 4
Pipkin i'd ca., ttst C: rs emtas
II Es.y
and k tra-g Mrs Ws"&.d's Ds from, re-
tir- go r;ssl u the S'f. .D>'~ IL tho t.
.ct,. o f mn Evetg@,od,S opluIofai
,g7,u'd be a full hla~t a. 14ea! 'imes.
kveryt,o-}}'s chld'ca 9r"u'h be ini
,evt y body ,Fga,, nd tia servants Woui-'
w. !" Ac,wT win was m,sssl ami VII
wasnt" ener ban 'i@t7y usually de-
Nj Tnn,tr4A car.,ts wsaal1 he W.Tn on
tbv ,he sters Of Mrs Wink ~ sofa Mr..
Brown woue& ftinG her fans1le scratches
Il, tAbnd. wouli lick the ffrnnt d 'or
wiicr evr'ytsahy else Was "nt 'a'e, ana
the VIII Wicket wanid tf1'r witt
evefybo1l slus and-t0nid pour tea
for them u iss,i, they came 'h~me aft~i
mc4i tim aleaisCa' X cOntidentiaiIv tu th"In
Ia the II Ways, and slug ":Gnd | met
thee in thy b, 81 J" With ali aecompa7i
meut on Mcs Topper's plGno. looking
straight in /" Afr. Topper yes, Then
Mrs. copper W.OnlG lock up her piano,
aud Mrs w ket 10 rsYeuge, would pu;
away her sew a s.tRacLIne, aud hE. Brown
to show her po@et, would lave the gas
fixtures taken tO Iler room, ard each hus-
band would fad hrs wife IN teNTs on bis
reiurn, aid tn III lsses Wicket would hy
tn their uncle TO deci9re, with sobs, thai
they cou stand itIno longer. Then the,
gentlemen would meet to arrange mat
tiers, ami would instead hurl Tom Paine
and Calvin and Che.spirIts and their pc
litlcal ititas at each others heads, but
would end toy advising restoration OF
the co op, rative establishment Go order.
At which Mrs Brown would declare
that "Ma gave me thescarpets," and that
she should return waNh them to the pa
renta; MANSION ana Mrs. Topper woEld
heroic4liy solve to "leave" Mr. Topper.
piano AMI all, before Mrs.. Wicket should
put it cut of tune again. And Ncs
Wicket Voc d say that, :"thank Heaven,
xhS had la" one to mind. aad was her %swn
mistress, ana moody shsuld stitch al
seam ON her sewing machine, especially
pl~ cats AID such she could mention.' ~
AND all the children would cry, and all
the dinner w0Gld burn and the treasurer
YOU'D report Eething in llasad, and each
party would wash bis hands of any re
spousibllity, and the butcher and the
baker would cali On vain for their bills /
and the househoubd would disbaud in less
than three IN Inths, snd every component
part Of it WU1id haze every other compo
nent part forever, aud speak Of them
only as the "pe"ple who ruined my Car
pets, and spoiled nay piaao, and broke
my sewing machine, and pushed my
children. and kicked my dog, and wor
rid my cat, and lived in the house that
lack built"