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application.

Bar-keepers are another variety Of
throat doctors, whose mixtures, also, are
too familiar to many people. Cold wa
ter is the safest thing for the throat as
an inward application.
Pepper doctors were quite familiar
some years ago. They don't appear as
much as they did, though many doctors
are peppery enough.
Mustard doctors are in the army for
the most part, unless they are mustered
out.
Cancer doctors are almost rs numera-
bic as cancers themselves. Every cancer
doctor exhibits so many cancers he has
taken out, that l have stood and wander
ed if they didn't take it out in cancers
I was once shown cancer so large thai
asked the doctor, if the space was val
ublc, why he didn't stick his patient
away in glass jar and let the tumOl
walk around?
Movement doctors are trying hard to
get up a movement, but bless you, the
old-fashioned pill doctors are years ahead
of them. They are the original move
ment doctors.
Corn doctors should not be overlook
cd. Some of them are very skillful in
taking off corn. A corn doctor took
corn off for me once, and he took il of
so far il was nearlya week before it come
back again.
No man who hasn't horse sense has
any business trying to be a horse doctor
although he may get diploma TO doctor
men. Even the constitution of horsC
may be broken down by unskilled treat
ment, yet in selecting a physician fol
ourselves we forget that. The horst
/. aocfor sometimes gets more kicks thar
coppers, though he is one Of the few
privileged persons who are excused fol
looking a gift horse in the mouth.
The healthiest town ever knew wa
out in Illinois, one summer, when tn
doctors went East 10 attend a melica
convention, neglecting TO return for sev
eral months. The doctors found, whoi
they did get back, that their patient
had recovered, the drug stores had burs
ted, nurses had openened dancing schools
the cemetry was cut up into building
lots, the underiakers had gone 10 ma
king fddlts, and the village hearse ha'
been gaily painted and sold for circu
wagon.
Although | have metaphoriealll
gone for the doctors, let nothing hav
said be construed as rejecting upon then
as a class. They are good natured, am
can, therefore, take Joke and, for III
most part. are charitable and humane
Ihave a good many friends among III
doctors. yet they are the very last men
want 70 call on.
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ToIsI1la GaSv,

A dislilling site, unsurpassed anywhere, IL
on the land, A hold stream Of clear, cold,
on, or addr,ss DAVID GARNIN, or
". I. HARRIS, Ait'y,
ij-tf SlanfOrd Nv
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1000 AGENTS WANTED
sul rilE
PEERLESS
H IL Il III L " IS!s
Patcutol Dec. 20l. 1871. by
j. S. PROCTOR,
or Franklin, kntucky.
, ncc.kccpcrS E1rryMhOrr:


The iijoviur point ofcSc,licucr onmrrnc
a fcw ~ The many, that Nay &c ,fuihlally
giasqitd ior nv hsyr.
I. Il y -isrrle is coustfpoi;sn nsst DIV,
Isarancy md y Inc mss. ,ikis un,lstaiosfsf'
managed blc comb lr,ls Hive ever ~
vented
. The ONLY material required in IT, con
-irurtiun !. 81 i,,t oi lunil-'f tho r1il u,r,f-
ary ~ f,-l,n il togyth,r at,l i'w small -craJ,
Ut wire cloth Co cover v,ntilsiur.. Not q
acrru, ~,nW eye, hook and eve. hinge, pivot.
piece ~ tin, tin tabs, glass. ct other caIsn.isc
material b us,d in It's construction.
3 Whom prrrrly u-'l, IL g. thc cool't hive
for summer aui o. warm a. The uamot f1r
winter me-, attending ample rrp'oc,inn lot the
suco,rsful wiuiuing 81 culunios ou the sum
ucr stand.
T. Ivits ri.r the nccts.iN rur hone, l-,ai,l.'
ur "hnnry h1r.' ~ entirely thsI-nnCi With,
while The ohaul-.r.' may h. =, niractc,l io suit
the condition ui any sitcd culuny # from one
single frame o. ten, enabling ID, keeper h. con
inc the 'uiui8i heat to the sPaor oniy Uccupic'i
I by the culuny.
q. L. lime mud labor l. required IN hand
| ling, anl che broad il Ices exposed than in
u-ing other fr-t class hives.
&. While It dose MT claim to he positively
/ "moth pr.,f' inl,r all circumstance, vet IL !,
provided with the least expensive and mo-i
cfloctual device Tor the capture aud distraction
/ uf moth millrrs ever attached 60 . hive, AMI
will do morn 10 protect the bc,s frum the raw
agcs 81 that terrible scourpe, than all the sN-
Iensiyc ga complicated traps" ever invented
and will in musi eases afford perfect protection.
! 7. The construction IL such that the frame,
and fil.c ends lii equally well either the brood
or surplus chamber
+. \ number Of small coloniea or nacl,i
may b. used in the same hive, or one OF morc
may BE- Kept in surplus chamber, receiving oil
the rocc sary natural warmth from the colony
confined 10 the brood chamber.
O.hcr advantages might be enumerated, hut
the above are deemed sufficient.
/ An examination Of fifteen minutes, will,
believe, satisfy any disiatsrosiei, practical Apia-
rian, Of the superiority Of the
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pensive smiles,

THERE is but one Republican news
paper in Tennessee edited and owned ex-
clusively by colored men, and that is the
Maryville Republican. This paper after
carefully surveying the field, comes out
boldly for Greeley and Brown.
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Ir may not he generally known, says
the Charlo4te On. O. Dsnsoerat, that a
sister (Hannah) of the great Daniel
Boone, the pioneer Of Kentucky, is Nv
ing in Caldwell county, n. q. She has
remarkably good health. is now 50 years
old. and bids fair 10 reach a hundred.
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PURE LIQUORS
For medical use, always on hand.
JEWELLERY.

a FINE ASSORTMENT OF JEwELRY
IA under the care Of Mr.. Richards, a
skillfu workman, who will remain with US.
Mr. Richards viii attend promptly to all
mending and repairing.
asF~ Our prices will be as low as can be
afforded. ly
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MODERN EsCULAprUs.
Dcrtor- sf enc rcriod-A Partial cetn
isg-c or the Profession.

ny ihc Pat Contributor
Qmct. % Jor The doctori All right I'm
gong for him. have bcrn itching to
60 for the doctor for long time 30 here
goes.
There arc a great many kinds Of doc
tors-big doctors and small doctors, old
school doctors, doctorsof the now school,
aud doctors without any schooling what
socvcr. There are doctors Of law, and
doctors Of son-in-laws; car doctors, and
doctors difficult to get the car Of; tooth
doctors, nail doctors, and doctors who 60
at you tooth and nail eye doctors, and
l. o. u. doctors; eclectic doctors, cleo
trio doctors, and doctors not Of the elect,
who go 1t on tick.
Thus we have cold-water doctors, and
doctors who "straw" it a good deal root
doctors, and doctors whose motto is
"Root, hog or diel"
Spiritual doctors, and doctors very
much out of spirits; magnetic doctors,
and doctors who haven't any magnetism
in them--or much else; laying-on-of
hands doctors, and doctors who will take
anything they can lay their hands on,
except, perhaps, their own physic.
Sweat doctors are numerous. If they
don't sweat their patients, their patients
sometimes make them sweat And there
are few doctors who are not compelled to
sweat around a good deal to get their
pay.
Among the Indian doctors are the full
bred, halfbred, corn-bred, and doctors
never bred at all-at least not bred to
medicine--the latter class being far the
most numerous. As a general thing,
Indian doctors, as they call themselves,
know nothing whatever about Indians
many Of them never saw one. But that
is nothing strange in medicine. Men
HuNt pidctiCcu hichiVhht All biti hNNf
without enjoying the slightest acquaint.
ance with il.
Herb doctors are popularity supposed
to spend large portion Of their time in
meandering through the fields culling
herbs. Nothing of the sort. Lots OF
them wouldn't know catnip from "pcn.
nyrile,' if they saw them growing.
They Gull their herbs at the druggists,
There are lung doctors, and doctors
with very little lungs, although tolera'
bic good livers. Doctors are good livers
as a general thing.
The throat doctor appears in a variety
offorms not strictly recognized in medi-
cine. The hangman is the most thor
ough throat doctor We have. His remi-
dy-a structure of hemp-rarely fails to
cure the most obstinate throat difficulty.
Few persons have eveprbeon heard to
ssompsai. 'rs-e1foats sftef INC MT
....l.n.x.o..
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AN old sailor at-the theatre said he
supposed the dancing girls wore their
dresses halfmast as a mark of respect
of departed modesty.
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Peerless Hive

Peerless Hive
over any, and all others; and I CHALLENGE
CoMPARisoS with any Hive on the AMERICAN
CONTINENT, North, Souii, Easi or Va.
Farm Rights and sample Iiiyc..-si0 90
Peerless circular and reglhners hanuel.. 10
Territory win be sold very low to those
wishing 10 purchase, and the terms male easy.
For any further information enclose stamp,
and address, plainly,
l-2t J. \. PROCTOR,
LOCK Box 81 Franklin, Ky,
, 1872-10-19

FsuM AppLst07as Journal.
When-the first intelligence from DR.. Living
stone was received through the medipm OF bis
discoverer, there were grave doubts III the minds
of many whether the whole affair might not be
an imposition. tits fair to the enterprising
the explorer to soy that there is no longer room
for doubt. No one who had seen Livingstone's
dispatches has any suspicion that they are
other than what they are represented to be, and
it remains only to examine the statements IN
regard to the sources OF the Nile. to solve
which problem WAS the object Of the long and
1ahorious wanderings Of the Scotch geo
erapher. For even he is not lnfaihbie. He
has not traced tho Nile through ltB whole extent,
80 aa to be sure that his theories are absolutely
correct. Many OF those who have studied the
question refuse altogether to accept his cou.
clusions. But he has exposed the errors OF
come who have preceded him, and has given, IN
a clear and distinct form. the reasons when ii
bring him to his present Judgment ne VII
endeavor to explain briefly the questlon WHICH u
will soon be debated iotly by the pa1tlsans OF
the several discoverers. ,-.--
Captains Speke and Grant, foAo"1nG np
large river which they presumed 10 ne tnp N!le'
came to large lake, when tney pas'lal,s ~ >.
plored. Passing to another point they came 10
a BODY Of water. which they supposed to be q
mart Of the eamo lake. In this manner they e2-
plored considerable portion Of the country be-
tween degree north and degrees south OF the
equator. AID fancied that :i1ey had discovered
great inland sea, covering twenty tltc"sand
souare niles. This lake thoy named the H. .4oEia
Nyanza. md proclaimed it the source OF the
Mia. i1non all modern maps this lake
il laid down. Captain Sir Samuel Baker.
q few years lateEt adopted the error OF
, 1872-10-19
The Ontonagon Silver Discovery.

" The Ontonagon Silver Discovery.
!; The Ashland Press Gays the Ontonasou silver
discovery ia making considerable noise along
down the lake. It adds:
IA man by the name Of Couraer discovered
the vein this summer and took specimens of it to
Ontonagon. It did not create very much OF q
stir among the dcnizena Of this once thrifty but
now almost deserted copperopolis-some calling
it gray sulphuret OF copper, SONG iron pytites,
eome one thing and some another-but Courser
per6eyered and found man that gave him the
money to enter the land for half, and of he
started for the Land Office at Marquette by stage.
At the half way house who should lie meet but
Arohy Mcclellan, the north shore silver discover
er, just returning to Ontonagon, his former
home.~ OF course Coursei-showed him his spec
imens, and Archy at once saw what he regarded
big money! ahead. So he gets Courser
out one side makes another bargain, and
back he goes with him to Marquette. When they
returned Archy owned half the silver-mlne, and
Courser the other half. Captain Hurris, former
" Of the Minnesota mine, heard OF it, and lmme-
diate1y secured a large proportion Of Cou1aer's
half for 81 900 cash. Soon some specimens came
to the notice OF Captain Frew, Superintendent
OF Silver Ieland and he purchased half Of Mt
Kellars interest," for which he paid him 81 600
cash. So that up to the present the original dis
covery, 160 acres, is in the hands Of the North
Shore silver men, and we understand they make
no bones Of calling it the biggest thing on Lake
Superior. which, OF course, time viii determine.
The vein IL we'll defined, about two feet wide, be-
tween the sandstone and slate, and il easily
an angle Of Is or 30 degrees. The orc is Of d
dark gray color with quite little trace OF native
silver. This is q Lake Superior interest, pnd we
hone it will prove as valuable as its frien4s seem
to expect Il will be about sixty miles from Aal-
land, down the lake shore.'
, 1872-10-19

ishman WAS sent over from London to examine
and report upon the causes Of Irish discomfort
It was a time when, if ever, the Irish had
the management Of their own affairs.
The result was universal misery, and the con-
clusion was that the cause was hopeless. sour
fathers e ~, - this writer said "eould find no rem
How; then, can We fnd.it? Wise men say that
"the herb that will heal the wound did never
grow Nearly 400 years have passed away; We
are still seeking ior that herb and cannot find it.
know not if it grows anywhere, but yet be-
lieve that though no growth Of the old hemis-,
phere,. it may be discovered in the new. It ,is
that plant which have come in search OF.
believe it to be American opinion.
Ourselves at our wits end, if America will
counsel England what to do that she has left
undone, what wrong ehe can yet redress that
Ireland may juEtly complain Of, England, am
certain, will listen respectfully, cordially, grate-
fully.
II, on the other hand 8 time Is ever to come
when political agitation is to end in Ireland
when Celt and Saxon, Protestant and Catholic,
are to live aide by side in peace and quietnesa,
it will be when America tells the Irish that they
have no longer grievance which legislation can
redress. and that they must depend for their fu-
ture prosperity on their own industry.
, 1872-10-19
PERSONAL.

Buffalo Bill has been elected to the Nebraska
SRhinehart is engaged on q bust Of Colonel
Thomas a. Scott.
Edwin Forrest read Hamlet, at the Ph1 X
delphia Academy OF Music, Tuesday evening.
The Emperor William l., Of Germany, -
private rent-rou Of 2,ooo,o ,tha}ers-sl, ,5o',-
600.
1t is stated that Colonel A. R. lamar is
about to take charge Of the Savannah 4etue7-
tiyeT. ..... .......
Two of Archbishop Bayley's predecessors
Whitfield and Eccleston, were converts to th&
Catholic faith as well as Archbishop Bayley,
who is now the eighth Of the line OF succe>-
sion. -...
ALL the newspapers have mentioned that
':Fanny Fern ~ was the wife of James Parton,
but not one OF them has mentioned that she was
the mother-in-law Of Mortimer Thomson
80. T. philander Doesticks, P. B."
Horace B. Claain. the New York dry gooda
prince, onco insisted on paying 950, GOO revenue
tax in addition to the regular assessment, be-
,lieying that amount Was honestly duo the Gov
ernmcnt. .---.-~-
The death Of Samuel A. Jones, Agent OF the
Adams Express Company at Lonisyile, BY acci-
dental shooting at Table Rock, Nab.. has been
announced. MIR. Jones camc to Cincinnati in
1849, as the Representative Of Green d Co. g Ex-
press, and at the dissolution OF that Company,
Jan. l, 1850. he vas appointed Agent Of Adam4
l. Co,'a EXPRESS
, 1872-10-19

wording of that report, with its refined cruelty
and implied insult, that we do not wonder the
Republican brings its heaviest ordnance into
requiaition: charged to the nuzzle with per-
fu,ued Chinese ammunition, and fires away furi-
ouely, hoping to drive people from the scent:
Tie Republican may as well understand that
it matters not who else voted for the adoption
Of The Military Report and Pauper Resolution.
Many true men democrats too) opposed both.
MeserE. CorHin and Baldwin are before the peo-
ple, asking their support for important Offices:
It is with them re have to deal just now, and
they both stand convicted Of having recomn1end-
ed this heartless Legislation, and it remains for
the people to pass Judgment upon them The
will hardly Prove sufficient Defence.
LIBERAL.
, 1872-10-19

John Camden Hottentot, and come out in the
papers and say he Was entitled to it By divine
right? T do honestly believe it woala throw
him into brain fever. if there were not an ill.,
superable obstacle in the way.
Yes-to come back to tho original subject,
which is the SORROW that is slowly but surely uu-
dermining my health-aIr. Hotten prints unre-
vised, uncorrocted, and in some respecta spnrl-
GUS books. with my name to them as euthor,
and thus embitters his customers against enc of
the most innocent Of men. Mcssrs. George
Routledgo l. Sons are the only English publish
ers who pay me- any copyright, aud, therefore, it
my books are to disseminate either suffering or
crime among readers Of our language, would
ever go much rather they did it through that
house, and then could contemplate the spec-
tacle calmly as the dividends came in. I am air,
&C., SAMUEL L. CLEMENS ('Mark Twain'').
LONDON, Sept. 20, 1872.
, 1872-10-19
MARK TWAIN. :: !;
How BE I1ns Reen Treated by q Lon.
don Publisher.

Uov He Ems Reen Treated by q Lon.
don Publisher.
TO The Editor Of the Londo,. Spectator:
SIR: only venture to intrude upon you be-
public morality, and this makes my mission re-
spectacle. Mr. John Camden Hotten, Of Lon
don, has, Of his own Individual notion. repub-
lished several OF my books in England do
not protest against this, for there is no law that
publishers are not accountable to the laws Of
heaven or earth in any country, as understand
it. But my little grievance is this: NY books
are bad enough just as they are written then
what must they be after Mr. John Camden
Hotten has composed half a dozen chap
ters and added the same to them ? 1 feel that
all true hearts will bleed for an author
whose volumes have fallen under such dis
pensation as this. II friend Of yours, or il
adrift among the people, with the gravest ap-
prehensions that it was not up to what 1t ought
to be intellectually, bow would you like to have
John Camden Hotten set down and atimuate
ters on to the end Of that book? Would not tha
world seem cold and hollow to you? Would
you not feel That you wanted to die and be at
rest? Little the world knows Of true suffering.
And suppose be should ent'tle i these ehapters
Chicago" ron Children ss Train up q Child,
and Away he Goes, and vengeance
and then, on the strength Of having evolved
these marvele from Ills OWL consciousness,
go on and ''copyright" the entire book
and put IN the titls-page picture, Of man
legend ssAll Rights Reserved" II only suppose
tho picture; still it would be Q rather neat
| meas OF his heart and the e1uberanco OF his 1n-
taught fancy. this thoroughly rell-meaning
innocent should ezpunge the modest title which
YOU had given your book, and replace it.witb- 80
foul an invention es this, >. Screamcrs and Eye
openers" and went and got that copyrighted.
too. And suppose that on the top Of all this he
continually and persistently forgot to offer you
| eiugle penny, or even send you copy OF Your
mutilated book to buru: Let ono suppose all
this. Let him suppose it With strength enough,
and then he will know something about woe.
Sometimes wheu read one OF thoso additional
chapters constructed by John Camden Hotten,
feel as il I wanted to take z broom-straw and go
! aud kuock that lnan'a brains out: Not in anger.
for feel none. Oh! not in anger: but only to
| SEQ, that is all. Mere idle curiosity.
And Mr.. Hotteu says that ono nom de plume OF
| mine is 'tCArl Byng." hold that there is no
ndliction in this world that makes man feel 70
| dowr-trodden and abused as the giving him 3
| name that does not belong to him. How would
| this sinful aborigiue feel It Ncro to call him
, 1872-10-19

Captain Speke. it error it is, and discovered
the Albert Nyanza, which was then, and ia now,
OF unknown extent, but is undoubtedly very
large lake. TIE Albert lake be claimed to be
second sz;S source Of the Nile. The mistakes at.
are t~o-foll in their character. In the t1rst
place. he has established that the Victoria Nysn-
zr ls not one great inland sea, but collection Of
eeyeral large lakes and, secondly, he contends
that neither the Victoria or the Albert Lake is
merely tue sources Of tributaries. We may IL
lustrate both the alleged errors by imagining
what might have happened when the continent
OF America Was 'howling Wilderness" II an
explorer, starting from New York, had travelled
in . northwesterly direction until he reached
Lake Ontario, had sailed across it, thence struck
into the Interior still proceeding northwest, un-
til he reached the coast OF the Georgian Bay,
and thence again to the northern coast Of Lake
Superior If, following Superior round to its
west and southern coast, thence proceeding
enthusiastically to the southern end Of Lake
Michigan, and after another land journey xeach-'
ing the southern shore Of Lake Erie, he had
finally arrived at the point Of starting, he might
have concluded that he had travelled around
one fresh water sea Of enormous extent, instead
Of several great inland lakes. This seems to
have been precisely what Speke and Grant did
and it is not a little curious that speke himself
at different times calculated the altitude
Of Victoria Nyanza very differently, three sew
eral observations at various points giving him
attitudes of $40 feet, 3,308 feet, and 55S feet
without giving q suspicion that he had hee1
measuring the height Of three several lskes
The other mistake which is attributed to 1orma
explorers is as if Captain Speke, searching tor
the sources OF the Mississippi, had followed the
Ohio to it's sources. and as II Sir Samuel Baker
had seiled up the Missouri to its head-waters,
both leaving the real great stream still unex.
plored The extreme southern limit Of the VIC
toria Nyanza is in three degrees Of southern lat
itu}e but Dr. LIVINGSTONE claims to heVe goua
, 1872-10-19
r4E GRAND JURY AND THE SALOON CASES

n .hs Edisor qf Tho Chicago Tribtns:
sn The reasons assigned by you, in, your
ospei Of this date, why the Grand Jury failed t9
6nd indictments in the saloon cases, is incorrect
M mention was made Of law "passed in 1545,
~ you state. The Amerlcan-Rorp auGynen'
, 1872-10-19

without exception. I believe, found sufficient
law aad evidence to indct; it was only foreign
rs, o. fcreign-iorn, who refused to indict, and
GENERALLY wilLcat stating reaEons. Yours,
"A JCRYMAN-
CHICAGO, Oct. is, 1872
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be to allow the Texans TO arm themselves and pro-
coed at once against those murder0us, thieving
kiowas. No punishment is too great for them. 1t
Is all very Wen for the people OF New York and
other EasteTn States to remain in their secure
less Lo )" hIt let them 90 and risk their scaps as
have done, and witness their murderOus d0ings,
and they win change their cry to DIFFERENTIATION"
Yours, &C., g.
NEW YORK, September 8. 1872.
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1.-THE AMERICAN REDS
, EDITOR OF TIE HERALD

To THE EDITOR OF TIE HERALD
read this morning your correspondence inter-
esting letter from Fort Sill, l. T. Having spent
year on the frontier at Fort Sill and on Red River
can fully endorse every word he has written. He
has given you the true condition Of affairs in that
murdereus country II also agree with him tharthe
yisest course the government could pursue would
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ONCE in this city, was arrested this forenoon for
the larceny Of letters by Charles Field, special
agent OF the Post Once Department. Several
letters were found on him at the time OF his
arrest He has been employed in the Post once
here sor ten years.
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SAILED.

Ship Edith, for Antwerp; barks Oceanic; Elsinore
Bragg, Cronsladt; lie Baron Bremen; Union, Key
West and Pensacola Marblehead, Galveston brigs Lge
Houghton Aspinwah; David Owen. Havana; john Yves
ley, Galveston.
Wind at sunset W, light.