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The Finn Ayepue Conference.

New York, June 22.-The Euening
Post says editorially OF the ticket nomina.
ted by the Fifth Avenue boilers: "There
Is not much reason for believing that the
next President oil the United States will
be Groesbeck, but whatever others may
do, we are not disposed to throw any rid.
icule on movement which is as sincere
and direct as this"
Frederick Law 0lmstead publishes
card stating that hisname was used with.
out his knowledge, and expressing his
regret that the Conference should have
thought 1t expedient to'take up as rep
resentative Of their requirements one who
Is so completely separated from the polit-
ical field and SO much absorbed in pro.
fessional duties as he is.
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CINCINNATI.

CINCINNATI, O., June 2e-The nomi.
nation Of Mr.. Groesbeck has not produced
much sensation here. Nothing thus far
obtained indicates what course he will
pursue with reference to the matter. The
impression seems to prevail that II there
was good prospect for him at Baltimore
he would not give countenance to the
new movement, but that he would not
permit himself to be used in opposition
to Baltimore.
CINCINNATI, June GA special to the
Gazette says a freight train on the P. &
ST, l.. Il, r., was wrecked near Marion,
Indiana, Friday night, killing the fireman
and necessitating the transfer OF passen-
gers. Cause, a broken rail.
A young daughter Of Jacob Egbert was
thrown from q buggy at Lebanon, last
night, and killed.
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Fire and ExplosIOn...Twenty.Fiye
FiTemen Hurt,

NEW York, June 22.-Abeut 2 O'Clock
this morning fire broke out on Liberty
street, near Nassau. The firemen were
on the ground quickly, and while attempt.
ing to extlnguish the flames an explosion
occurred which injured, 1t Is reported 20
or 20 freInen, some seriously. Ambu.
lances were provided and the wounded
men taken to drug store In the vicinity
and their wounds dressed. The fire Is
still raging, having spread 10 the adjoin.
ing buildings.
LATER.
The explosion resulted from carbonic
acid. The fire Is now extinguished. The
loss Is estimated at $4,000 TO $4,000.
The following flremen were injured: The
foreman, ,Donoghue; engineer Reagen, j.
Rutarby, ]. Cortese, John Henry, John ].
Schwab, j. Harris, W. Cline, Ed Burke,
F. Murray, ]. Flynn and F. Flynn. The
drug store was occupied by G. A. Erkem.
broch. Some OF the wounded men will
lose their eyesight, but all will recover.
The fire In Liberty street this morning
Is supposed to have originated in the base.
ment BY throwing kerosene on the fire.
The latest particulars are to the effect
that no one was killed, but the number
wounded reached twenty-five.
The injured flremen have all been re.
moved to Park Hospital. The explosion
occurred among some carboys Of vitriol
which were being moved hurriedly by the
tiremen. The effect was terrific. The
contents Of the store were scattered in
every direction. John Butterfly was so
badly injured that he Is expected to die.
Others Of the wounded cannot, 1t is be.
lleved, survive. The first floor Of the
building Is compute wreck, but the rest
is not much injured. The flames were
passing up stairs at the time Of the ex.
plosion.
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FOREIGN.
ENGLAND.

LONDON, June 29.-The sentence Of
death Of Marguerrette Dixblanc has been
committed to penal servitude for life.
The Golden Club have called an inter.
national free trade Congress to meet hero
next year. Representatives from the va
rloes powers throughout the world are
invited to attend.
A special dispatch from Geneva to the
LONDON Standard says the councillors ior
the American government before the Til.
bunal Of Arbitration have gone to Paris.
to return with their families 10 Geneva
The Stdnddrds dispatch says that every.
thing In connection with the Arbitration
betokens long stay Of the English and
American representatives at Geneva.
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PITTSBURGH.

PIrTsBuRou, June 23.-Yesterday as.
ternoon the mail train west on the Pitts.
burgh u Connellsville road, collided with
the eastern bound freight train. near Con.
nellsville, both trains going al tull sneed
The freight train was made a comnIsts
wreck, but the passenger cars were min.
jured. Robert Lockhart, the freight CON.
ductor, was killed; P, q. Hensel, fireman
scalp wound and leg scslded; Henry Pax.
ton, freight engineer, slightly injured: and
one lady passenger had her jaw broken.
The Pittsburgh passenger railroad com.
pauies arc about TO adopt the exchange
ticket system, and build one central depol
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MEXICO.

BROWNSVILLE, June ae.-News from
Monterey, by mail, on the 10Th inst,
says: General Treyino has exacted an.
other forced loan from the people, and all
foreigners who refuse or are unable to
pay, are put IN the Notifications to work.
The American Consul protested without
effect in behalf bt the citizens OF the
United States. Mercantile houses are all
close, and the city presents scene Of des.
olation. The forts are being strength.
ened, the entire revolutionary force being
concentrated there. Gen. CaballoS Of the
government forces occupies Camargo and
Mler, and Gen Fuerro holds Saltillo.
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PHILADELPHIA.

Pu1IADELpnlA, June 2S.-This after.
noon meeting of the cabinet makers
now on q strike was held, which was
sltmly attended. Brief addresses were
made by the presiding officer and others,
who stated that the movement at this
timewas a failure. Thestrike among the
cabinet makers Is virtually at an end in
this CITY,
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CNcINNATI, June 2a,-River 0 feet, 8
inches and falling,
Heavy rain last night. River falling.
:, EVANSVILLE, June 2S-Cloudy, with
light rain last night and to-day. River
has fallen three inches.
CAIRO, June 23.-River has fallen 6
inches. Clear.
LoUrsvnLE, June 2S.-Rlver falling; &
feet 3 inches in the canal, and 8 feet
inches In the chute. It rained this fore.
nooni cloudy and cool today and tonight
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a PLEAsuRE-We announce as a
uauef Of news, that the sun rises 10.
morrow morning at 4 o'clock and twenty.
e,slI minutes. We presume but a few Of
Tuan; Tu, EgageS know this fact from personal
SSaoWledge, or that great many OF them
aSS uaEe not often witnessed the grandeur
Tnu 40 SpIendOr Of an American sunrise
we Ms DON'T 1t being a domestic show
auu !tee entrance, in the estimation OF A
Ssea! ~ manYit amounts to nothing, and
i"Msa d grand and imposing spectacle.
al INST little light streak Is discovered
u Iae east; the first Indication that
Ea'kuess u. Si. Is being folded up and put away
.o. ,Us IuiuFC usei next red, crimson hue
,.eaIs ,ps. NE eastern horizon, announcing
We IVA. !he hing Of day has risen from his
v. msIeTn bed and will send his lirht and
otslh "Ssnlh over the eastern world. A rim
~ M asiy req lsseen rising, and inch BY inch,
sas, .ue use Of the sun is seen rising over tbe
eS!gFn 'aS hills, and he goes soaring on.
va. mAil and upward. Itis a beautiful SIGHT
SuU,iN anu We ask our readers TO get up at The
spSO,aIeG ~ ,I hour and sec it, Kick of sloth
SuI suI u tue oeI clothes at one time, dress
irSil hTT ~ iorlh to enjoy the cool air and
"v1s sVta.ing breeze. This advice we
seeking ~ - 'N' naO'' OF
Tbed; bed, delicious bed,
AuAt heaven on earth fora weary head.n
81 reasonably early hour, hut for or-
Sll, We arc like the old preacher 'pOtsd 0
10y ISt falling from grace, who exclaimed
NY friends, do as say; not as / do :,
We remember distinctly having ono,
ven the sun rise. 1t was many wear,
go; yet the, memory OF Its beauty AMI
grandeur remains with us like the mem
UY ol those other and innocent DAYS
" Haen heaven was so near US we though
Se oS uee tops reached there. 1t is iurt6el
Oa now,-Nslo Lisbon, (O.) IJournal.
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Sale OF Ra,lrooad..

TrTusv1LIE, Pa, June SIT is ru.
mored that the negotiations pending, for
the sale Of the Warren & Yenango Rail.
road to, the Oil Creek & Allegheny River
road have been consummated. Z . Z.
The races to-day between VIM. Hab.
bolts Bob Robin and W. W. Thompson's
Lady Custar was won by the former
time 2;85t.
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Fatal ARRAY,

LOUISVILLE, June 22-on the 10th, in
Paducah, Solomon Eaves, while drunk,
beat his wife and daughter outrageously.
The neighbors interfered, when Eaves
turned on them. A young man named
Shsgnon, finding himself In danger oil his
lie, drew pistol and shot Eayes, inflict.
ing q wound which will probably prove
fatal.
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Weather Report.
WAR UEPARTMBNT,
oPFICE OF THE CHIEF sIsRAL oPF1CEB,
WARRINGTON, D. c., June 22-7:30 2. 4.

fhObAblLIT1E6.
Atalling barometer and light to fresh and
probably brisk easterly to southerly winds
and partially cloudy weather for Sunday
north and west Of the Ohio Valley; light
to fresh winds, cloudy weather and areas
Of rain for the Gulf and South Atlantic
States, and possibly for the southern part
of the Middle States. Clear and partially
cloudy weather and light to fresh winds
for New England and the northern por.
ton OF the Middle States.
WASHINGTON, June 2S.-Diminishing
pressure, light to fresh and occasional
brisk easterly southerly winds north.
west Of the Ohio Valley, with areas Of
rain and partly cloudy weather over
the upper lake region; cloudy weather,
areas Of rain and lightto fresh winds for
the Southern States east Of the Mississippi;
increasing cloudiness, areas Of rain and
light to fresh easterly to southerly winds
for the New England and Middle States.
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The Ohio Libe al. B RspubIican Mass
f Aeetiag. ~ t

TOLEDO, June IA call appear. lin this
mornings Democrat for a Liberal Repub-
llcan mass meeting to be held in this city
on the 2Sth inst, 10 ratily the Cincinnati
nominations and platform, and TO take
steps 70 organize campaign club. Hon.
.. u: Ashley Is announced as one Of the
speakers. About one hundred names are
appended 10 the call. - ~. !
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a.l laE Mobile Register cries out to the
,Sf1oc'sS' ,SIa' aS don't be deceived" and
~us;-.out sruI.. Greeley friends are greatly
,Sut'a0t ,Ss. when the telegraph announces
SDo,. "sS q democratic convention here and
SVSlet n'T @ there go solidly for the cipcin.
Voo,5 'SaCEm ~ i1 and Tor Greeley. But II
sSS TtS L De much more to the point Il now
N.S. N.S 'lsn the wires We're 10 bring us nv The
SeSs SoSs That a republican convention - had I
uOae that same thing 'S4'''N ua"
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steamer Nau..

New York, June 2a-Arnyed the
steamers Egypt, City Of Paris, Republic ,
and CITY Of New York, from Liverpool,
and India, from Glasgow. SI ffss7
SOUTHAMPTON, June e2.--The United
States steamers Congress and Wabash ar.
rived here to-day.
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"a a PORTLAND, ME-, paper says: "The
~ Usoeilts Of the stoppage OF the sale Of rum
~. S.a Oe seen In this town. A farmer who
SSIe N.IiI lnlo town every day now comes in
SP%ly Po!y ON, once a week and goes out sober.
roa, ~, l9e last ten years he has never OK.
SSued NJ. three.fourths Of an acre planted,
%S %S year he has three acres planted and
mH' M, ~ sowed down to grain; his fences arc
n pi Up, and he swapped OF an old rack
~ "Ones Of a horse and has good oneJn
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Grant and wilson Mass Meeting.

NEW York, June ga mass meeting
to ratity the nominations of Grant and
Wilson, was held at the Academy Of Mu.
sic, Brooklyn, last night Among the
speakers were Senator Nye, E. Delfeld
Smith and others. Resolutions pledging
to the ticket q hearty support were adop'
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The Albany Strika Ended i.

ALBANY, June 22.-The strike in the
West Albany railroad shops has ended,
and nearly all OF the workingmen have
returned to work, and the rest will resume
on Monday. -.
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CANADA,

. TORONTO, June 2s.-Lord Lisgar sailed
from Quebec this morning for Liverpool.
Lord D1fferin Is en- route here to assume
the Governor-G Generalship.
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FRANCE.

VERSAILLES, June 2S.-The discussion
OF the army bill was concluded yesterday,
II was agreed to postpone for the present
the third reading of the bill.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-01-26

TIME UNDERSIGNED HAS OPENED A
new stock of Millinery Goods, Trimmings,
Ladies' and Childicn's Furnishing Goods, of all
kinds. Of the latest and most fashionable styles,
which she offers to the ladies of Albany and
surrounding country. at the lowest cost rates.
In the ~Dressmaking department | guarantee
entire satisfaction. Charges liberal.
~SPECIALTIES:
CLOTHING.
Always on hand Ladies' and Children's ready
made underclothing, Cloaks, Sacks, Aprons, etc.
DRESS TRIMMINGS.
An extensive variety of Silk, Satin, Cotton
and Woolen Dress Trimmings, always in store.
CLpARINGS.
Hoaey comb, Astracan and Waterproof Cloth,
of the best qualities.
FURs. ETC.
Ladies' and Children's complete sets of Furs
and Swan-downs of the latest styles.
CHIGNONS.
--latest Styles os Chignons constantly ON hand
Mt low figures.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Innings and Findings of al grades and quail
tiles n full assortment of Jaconets, Mnslins.
Embroideries, Diaper-Linens, Kid apd all other
varieties of Gloves, Hose, &C., &e.
Our determination being to give satisfaction in
style and quality of work, and prices, we ask a
share Of public patronage. Call ut our store
opposite A. Carothers a Co., First St, Albany,
Oregon. AKA q.
Nay-Agcnt for Mrs. Carpenters Celebrated
Dress Model.-@ y7n12tf.
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MEDICAL PROPERTIES AND USES.
POWERFUL TONIC,

Promoting the APpeite and inrigorating the
whole digestive Apparatus, thu, building
up and strengthening the system, while At the
same time The volatile principle, being absorbed
in the blood. acts specifically On ths Rheumatic
Poison, removing it from the circulation and
system.
There are a few remedies known TO the Medi-
cal profession, which wifi remove the Rheumatic
poison from the blood, but whose action is 30
powerful in depressing the system Of the already
ea(eebted Rheumatic patient, that their use has 10
be abandoned before specific effects are obtaiDa-
ble-hencc the want Of success in treating this
prevalent, and in con sequence heretofore (incur-
sblc) disease. Unlike these Medicines, already
known, the "Unk Weed Remedy" though pro-
dueing as p~one9Hiand as aef;re effects on the
blood and system IL removing the Rbeumatie
poison, also possesses a strong Tome and recuper-
ating element, which admits Of it, continued .se
even in the most delicate and debi2iiased. Tins
we have the combination for the fret time Of
these fxo necessary eLeMenfs in the Sme remedy,
which accounts for its superior and never failing
curative effects in
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-01-26

SCENE AT THE GATE OF Paradise
A poor tailor being released from a
troublesome world and scoldiDg wife
appeared at the gate of Paradise
Peter askei him if he had eyer been
to ~purgatory.
mo-" said the tailor, "but I have
been married"
"oh," said Peter, CHATS all the
same"
The tailor had scarcely got in be-
fore a fat. t~urtle-eating alderman
came along, putting and blowing.
"Hallol you fellow" said he,
1'open that gate"
"Not so FAST" said Peter, "have
you ever been to purgatory? ?"
NO." said the alderman, ssbut
what's that to the purpose? You
let in that poor, h~alf-starved tailor,
and he has been no more to purgato-
ry than myself"
"But he has been married." said
Peter.
Married p exclaimed the alder
man, "why I have been married
twicel"
"Then go back again." said Peter,
Paradise is not the place for FOOLS"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-01-26

Made OF Poor Ram, VtjsfEcy, Proof spirits
md Refuse Liquors d~octorcd. spiced and sweet
cncd to please the taste. called "ToIIcs, ""AppcSz-
ors,' "Ecstorcss," &C.. that lead tho tppler ON 70
drHnkcnnsss aad ruin, but arc q trnc Medicine, made
from the Native Roots and Herbs OF California, free
from nil Alcoholic StimnInnfs. Thc7 arc tic
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE g perfect f:cnovator and
IDviEor1tor oftlc System, carrying OF Gil poisonous
matter and restoring tie blood to o healthy condition.
10 person can take these BIt.crs according to Gree
ton aad remain long newell.
S10O will be given fer IN iacErablc case. proyiGoi
tho bones eFc not destroyed by IMMORAL poison OF
ether means. and the vitai organs wasted beyond the
point o frepair.
Fer IuGarunn,fory nna Chronic Ithcuma-
fism md Goaf, Dyspe9sia or Indigestion,
Bilious, RcfuiiteHt ard Intermittent FcycTs,
Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and
BLADDER. t.scse Biiicrs lave been most s=ccess-
fHl. Saea Diseases arc causcd By Inflated
Blood. which Is generally produced by Gcraa2csnca.
Of tac Digestive Organ.
DYSPEPSIA OK INDIGESTION, Head
ache. Pain n tbs Shoulders. Coughs. Tigltnczs oftac
Chest. Dizziness. Sour Erac.atloas OF tic Stomach,
Fad taste In the Mouth. Bilious Ettacks. Ta.v.iztion
Of the Heart, Inflammation Of the Lungs. Paia IN the
regions Of tic Kidneys aad i hundred other paIair.
symptoms. arc TIC oaEprssrso f Dyspepsia.
They inyigoratc this Stomach and stimulate the tor
pfd liver ard bowels. which render them OF uncquziIed
efficacy In cleansing tic blood Of al impurities, and
iapsriing ncw life aat v.goF to TIC whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES. Eruptaons. Te:t.:. Salt
rbeurn. piotcscs. Spots. Piinplcs, Pastaics. Boi:s, CIR
bunclcs. f.isg- Worms. ScaId.iead Sore Eyes, EFys.p-
clas. Itch. Scnrfs. DfscoloFatiogs ofthc Ska, HaEnors
aad Diseases OF the SKIN, OF whatever az=I; OF natzre.
are literally dag rp aadca-rfsd oct oft1s system Ia =
shorf time By the Iss osthsss B.ttcTs. Ore bottls IN
such cases viii coaTiac; TIC most iac.cEa.cE5 Of ta2.E
curative effect.
Cleanse the yitta:ci Htu.r4 whenever Jon f=d 81
Impurities bursting through the Nkin n f5s1p'es. E-u2-
lions or Sores e!caass IL when Jon a1aft o5ss-=c:el
and sluggish ia tie vs:as cleanse s. w5ics It Is fozi.
and your feelings =illtsii yoa vhc7. Ecc3 TIC blood
Ynrc aad the hc=iii q &c system @iiI foi!o--
PIN, TAPEa ad o.ie- WORMS, lss-iag n tire
nTstcsn OF 50 many tso1az9as. -Fs cgsct=a.:y destroy
cd aud removed. For fail dlrcctIoas. raj carefully
the circutzr around each bottle. pffst-i f. foE- liz
g~aa=cE-EssiHh, German, FEczcl 1zd5ps=La.
J. WALKER. rro3rs:7-. =. =. .coo%a..o co,
Druggists sd cea. Accats. San F-a'etseo. c.,
zad - a=1 e coml1e-cs s;rrz;, ScE Tot&-
srs SOLD BIZ = DRUGGISTS 40 DEALERS.
jsnl3'7In2ey1
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OREGON AND CALIFORNIA RAIL
RoAD.-A San Francisco paper says
that Cadwallader, of the Oregon and
California Railroad, arrived at Shasta
lately, on business connected with the
extension of the road in that direc-
ton. He is confident that the cars
will run as high as Canyon Bottom,
nine miles below Shasta, by next Au-
gust. There will be no delay in the
work hereafter, as it is the intention
of the company to complete the track
to the Oregon line as soon as possible.
About seven hundred Cinnamon are
grading between Red Bluff and Cot
tonwood, and the force will be still
further increased if the weather con-
tinnes pleasant. William Ludwig
says that a steam p~ile-driver will be
put to work Immediately driving piles
for the railroad bridge across Cotton
wood, Just above Browns or the old
Jackson toll bridge.
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sCzssoRINGs.

Not a miss-A pretty widow.
Autumn hues-wood for winter.
Ruff work-making lace collars.
A waist of time-A stout old lady's.
It is no uncommon thing for hot
words to produce q GOODNESS.
Vegetable philosophy-Sage adj
vice.
Mill-dew-wages of the factory
girls.
He that will steal a pin will steal a
better thing.
Clergyman, like brakeman, do a
good deal of coupling.
The very best kind of agricultural
fairs. Farmers daughters.
What can q man have in his pocket
when it is empty? A big hole.
The path of glory which leads but
to the grave-allopath and homeoo-
path.
Why is a clergyman like a locomo-
tive? Because you are to look out
for him when the bell rings.s.
A boy who had read of sailors
heaving anchors. wanted to know if
twas sea sickness that made them do
it.
The colored people in Gainesville,
Ga, regulate their time-peices by a
wooden watch used as u jewelers.
sign.
A query for mothers-Why is a
screaming baby like the goddess of
morning?-Because it's a roarer (Au-
rora')
Why cannot two slender persons
ever become great friends? Because
they will always be slight acquaint-
anceS.
A year-old boy-baby, beginning to
walk, is by no means a good eachre
PLAYER, because he insists upon going
1t alone
My friend, have you sufficient con
fdence in me to lend me a dollar?
ooh, yesl confidence enough, but Lo
dollar
The extra good nature of t~ailors,
about this time, a contemporary says,
Is owing to the immense amount of
cabbage this year.
1t is stated that when the King Of
Siam feels like having q little field
sport he shoulders his rifle and goes"
for the missionaries.
A Chicago paper says a good deal
of our religion Is simply starch
That's the reason it WISHES out of
some folks so easily.
Mrs. Moore, of Indiana, thrashed
her husband for getting drunk, and
the Louisville Ledger call her the
bride of lam-a-Moore.
a tailor has invented a new fash
toned coat; it has neither a nor
opening. To get into it you have
TO crawl out of your trousers.
Boarding School Miss-'Oh, Char
lie. I expect to graduate at next COM
mencement.' GRADUATED What will
you graduate in?' Why, in white
tulle.' Fact.
crazy man wants to know wheth-
er if clocks were regulated by the
moon they wouldn't be likely to make
lunarticks.-We have no time to in
vestigate the matter.
A lady correspondent wishes to
know the meaning Of stag parties
They are entertainments whereat
bucks usually get enough additional
horns to make them stagger.
A man counting a Young woman
was Intercepted as to his occupation.
7 am a paper-hanger on a large
SCALE he replied. He marrrid the
girl, and turned out to be a bill
sticker.
john said a cockDey lawyer to
his son, Il see you never will do for
an attorney-you have no henergy.,
Excuse me, father said John, what
want is some of your chickenary.'
london town has alarger pop
ulation than the entire State of Ohio,
$3.50, 900 people, and owe 6S7
square miles. 1t will take st. Louis
OF Chicago a long time to come with
in distance.
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HISTORY.

This Remedy j. eompofed Of the actise prineL
tum origaniss, Advantageous to Oregon
Grows moot abundautIy and perfectly II. WASH
ington County.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-01-26

A Yankee, South, has struck a for
tune by inventing a certain turpen-
tine soap, which is advertised to kill
the offensive smell of the niggers.-
The colored population and carpet
baggers are selling their last shirt to
raise money to buy it. One niger
at Memphis came near killing himself
by taking a cake OF it internally.