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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
ExrEcrArIos.-Ik. Julian pun

ExPEcrATIoH.-Ik IL. Julian pur-
posts movting 10 Texas just -
soon as he can explain to his en-
tire satisfaction tho attempt ~
purifying politics. by square ~
iIg that his Brother George resort
ed to during the past Presidential
campaign. He expects it viii
take him until next spring TO do
It. The FIRST instalment came In
last Thursdays Radical, and fills
the paper neatly. This .'death
struggle" Of the Julian Brother ..
will, OF course, be continued until
the first day Of April next.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

Below we give the grand result
of the Presidential election on last
Tuesday. The majorities given by
each STATE are Observation-Disclosures
initiating. We give a sample this
week, promising to give the bal
ancc next week, SO as to have more
time to count 'em Never was
there administered by the Ameri-
can People a more deserved re-
buke to the personal slanderers and
virtuperstors of President Grant.
His character and his administra-
ton has been indicated from eve
~ sspersion. 1t will now 60 right
along, in the path of rectitude it
has been travelling in, and the
honor and true glory of the Ma
ton will be the result at the end
Of the next four years rs it bias
been in the past twelve years.
Thank God for good Government !!
and, on Thanksgiving Day, the
18th inst, besides the manifold
blessings vouchsafed the People OF
our United Nation, THAT llessipg
of all others will DO remembered.
In connection with recording this
victory over a corrupt coalition, the
Indianapolis Journal has q timely
editorial, inviting back into the
fold of the Republican party. many
of those who had gone of, (thro'
the epecious reasoning and per-
suasion of those whom they bad
trusted 40 leaders, after strange
idols," instead OF staying with the
grand old party that had saved the
country. and, within it assisted to
correc. every abuse complained OF
and thus righted every wrong.
We say amenr' to the Journals
suggestions, with the same proviso
now applied to JEFF. Davis, roombs,
and the other officers of the rebel
government, down South, cutting
them of, as We trust forever, from
ever holding any Office Of honor cl
profit under the General Govern
mcnt-to be applied, in another
form, to debarring from member.
ship in the Republican Party, for
ever. of such arrant renegades q
George W. Julian, Major Isas'
Kinley, TX Julian. ETC., who hav'
been honored by that party will
Office, and who owe all their prom
inence in the communitv-all tina
they have to it. The Party, thanl
God! are we'll rid of such traitors
The Democratic Party can hui
them to it's bosom in welcome; bu
it cannot help looking upon theu
with loathin9 and contemplating
log the treason, but despising til
tsAitog"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

The Telegram kindly inquiries why the
Postoffice was closed On Sunday last, and
gives a very good reasnn in the breaking OF
glass boxes by the boys. In the absence 81 .
policeman As protection. the next best thing
on SUNDAY, in order 70 prevent Surrender
to the boys on that day Ut the Office as play
house, was to lock it. Until the Argus ewes
Of the police are seen on Sunday about the r
U. for sa ieiy il will be locked NJ noon, and
opened from to r. NJ. There Is y box 4:
| the door tn drop letters IN when the Office il
locked. II is hoped this arrangement will b
satisfactory 10 all until better plan 10 sug.
gested.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

The Legislature Of Illinois
stands: Senate Republicans "a,
Democrats II; House---Repub-
licans "a, Democrats 50. This
gives - majorityof 80, and in
sures the defeat of one OF the most
venomous, yinidictive and foul
mouthed slanderers and traitors OF
the Republican party, Lie-man
Trumbull. Thank God and the
People of Illinois for that!
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

"A revised motto for the scat
tering members of the late Demo
cratic party-"If by eating crow l
have offended my brother, then
will l eat no more crow while l
live"
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VINEGAR BITE aS

Vame~ar naffern arr not 4 VIA Rnncv
n-i,r MADE - pnor Rnm wh,sscv psscf
Snirif. and peense I innors t,ocfnrrsi sn,ccS
nlpd srnatennd 70 nIcasr the fnsfc caiie1
aTorics;, "AppctizerSn .Restorers.n &c.
.n. leaI , inc upper H6 e 6s @ e mo
ro.iro rnoss M ne,,s ~ S.oi;fc,ts ~ NOM
nj Alconoiic stimujsnts. Tney 10 the Great
pS,t pnrn,ctcs srd In1fr,rcs,. ~ ~ So
to,n ~ IN sanis me- ~ SrS
rcstornr The b,ood 10 4 hesithy cont;ttion an.
,, Snns n Ts ., ..sv ~ CU.a
tn, "nM Z shass ett,s y y ~ esesr
.rd rs,nn,e - =, tcss. - i..nse
s'n rersHn ssm se .nd snese ,c as.ers az
nrnvded their hones Ara sei no. desfFoveS ~
mineral poison or o,her means and the vital
oASSns ~as.sa 1 ~ LII =. s.c..n.
u1ysRSpss1 OF nCsSeSsASSsa ne.uscMes
1 sno Sss., NJ - - S y. .ns
ssa Rsa Taste -. 81 .as nsuta; RSa. z, e:
n;, y, ~, =, ,n1 ss. ~, ~ - ~
othcr nan svmUtoma src ihc on,;nss ~
dyspepsia. N tnese complains y naS no equal.
ana que Doile VII pI0ve Dettcr euaIaotee o.
u, meriIS IMAM ien9tny advertseMenk
married OF single, q the dawn q wOmanhood,
cE tne tuIn oI Ne, tncce lVnc blsseIs DISPLAY 60
aeciaco an innucnce I'M marked improve
For Innan0atesy and Chrenie
Nheumotism ana Gout, Dyspepsia or lndi.
Ecsaon, Bilious kemittent ana lntermtttene
EevcrS Diseases OF the BLOOD, Lives, Kidneys and
Bladder, these Bitters have been mort successful
Such Diseases arc caused by vitiatedBloOd, which
Is generally produced By derangement Of the
DIGESTIVE Organs.
They nrC q Gentle Purgatave ~ well
- Tonic. posseolng also the peculiar merit
scsea ~ - msc1t IN ~ Terevng Con-
ecri n, VI MA =; isss.., ~ sS .scs ~" W.
FOR KIN Oiseasess Eruptl0ns. Tettef, salt
Hncum, Eo;c.cs Spots. PimPies Pu:tulcs, Eoils.
EaSbuacics, Ktng-wCrmA 6call-H Head, Sore Eyes
Erysipc.as, Itch, Scurfs, Discoioraticns Of tho
Ssln, Aumors ana diseases o. the SKIN, OF
whctcvcr name or nature, are literally dug up
ana carried oct o. Inc Veacm ~ enoft tune by
INC use OF tacse EtteH Vne 1oue ~ sucncascs
WIN CONVINCE the moss mc1eQui0uS OF tne1 cur
aIlvc cEccsS
CAeanso tho Vtaoee0 NS0o0 whenever
yoa lag us tnpuxluCS Dursan2 through me
eLln u rlianics. Efu2uOnA o. SoIes cleansc y
Mncn !Ou LII y ogsssuSsco ana 9ue!lse 10 tne
vs,Is cIcaIsc - Wns1 y y toui your Iceungs
vi WI t .cli you Wncn. AccP .nc piood pure ana
1920 m syss1s. =. ,,,ss,":
RrTTrrs TIC most In,{, Snus1s.s ~
ever sustained the s,nsinS system 49,. sA~s
PIN. Tor,e. ansS ofise. Wc--.- ,,,,%,n,
ii the system 81 r. manv fhotissitjs A. e S1.s
fnally tlcs.YDycd nnsi removed 6n~s q ssi.tss
euisiic0 pfysioIocist: mere il acnreeav - infi.
vi(lual on the facfs ffhc earth whoee I'M = 49,
cynpt nom the prescncc al Eorma. n r. not m.
on the healthy c!cmcnfs Of tho boiv M Vcr Ta
Gcrst nut nv hr rnc tcs ruc sna slny
disease. No system of medicine. no vesmifnces q
no anfhcl.cn;tics viii free the svsSesn fson,,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

A FAcr.-Of one fact, Geo. W
Julian may be assured, notw"'
standing his effort to purity peli
tics by lying, { as he declared il
Muncie. and tina: is: the pee. |
cannot be led by the nose by liz:
or any other party leader.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
WILLING ATHEISM.

One of the most curions of phenomenal
traits in human nature is the rea diness with
which men seize on any half under>t ,oi
theory ar assertion which tends to cas- coub
on the accepted system of revealed religion
Within the last year a vague impression has
st"len into the minds OF most readers al the
daily journals that Darwin in divinine BY
reason of certain unaccoun: able marxs tina;
humanity was extracted from far oil monkey
ancestor: and Pasteur, Bestian and others
by bringing live Bacteria into glass TASKS
"seven times heated. had accounted for all
the mysteries Of creation and quite done
away with the necessity of God. Accor I'd.
ingly, we hear on the one hand perpetua
conplacsnt alluson from half educated mes
and women, to the severe blows which the "cl
biogoted religions faith" has rec,ntly receiv-
ed from SCIENCE. on the other, we regret !:
say, equally Informed, ill-advised protest
from Chs.ti,n teachers against these new
forms oi ihfdeitr. 1t is b gl time, We sug
gesi, that intelligent pcei le should cease /
ttke either their faith or their doubts at sec
end hand. T!.ere is nothing in the Darwin
IAN theory cr tlat OF Lastau, So far as the,
apply to religious faith, which an orlina,y
| intellecs cannot rasp and put tn the verdict
of rivate Judgment. Especially is it tn
| province 0f men who have assumed leader
ship in the Christian world to 20 fo:war {
and meet all dangers face to face to ap
proach At least near enough 10 know whetbe
they be dangers or not. The time tor issuing
bulls against beresy or of condemning l..
peri,ion unnearl its utterers, is long past
and the man-laymsn or priest-who avoid
any question Of The hour through fear OF il
undermining Christian doctrine-only show,
how small his faith is 10 that doctrine or in il
tea cher Phil. Inquirer.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

j. ]. Bingham for the last sixteen
years editor in chief OF the Indian
apolis Sentinel. retired from that
paper last week. He is succeeded
by q man named Keene, formerly
connected with the New York Tri-
bune.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

The elecsioa Of William F. Havemeyer,
the Republican candidate for Mayor OF
New York, is great step in the effort
to drive corruption out Of the city gov
eminent. The rumor that the Republic
cans had sold him out in favor Of OBrieD
il refutad bv the result.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
THE ANSWER OF THE STATES.
ocToBER--NovEMBB1.

All along the Susquehanna
Waves the Grant and Wilson banner,
And we hear the loud hosanna
Echoing through the land once more.
For the freemen stand alert in
Pennsylvania, called "uncertain,''
And they step before the Curtin
At the nations long encors
From Ohio comes more thunder,
And the "Liberals." dumb with wonder,
See old parties rent asunder,
And the honest men co,nbind.
Though the "Libcrap' egg was hatehed there
And the hybrid's blanket patched there,
They were bravely overmatched there
When the voters ''freed their mind"
North Carolina told story
That revived the old tine glory,
When her people fought the Tory
And the foemen from aiar.
There the loyal hearts ne'er slumbered
Till the Kuklux days were numbered,
While the sage's heels were numbered
by the North Carolina tar.
In Vermont the mighty chorus
VI her sons yet fingers DER us,
While their watch fires shine before rs,
And our path can ne'er be dark.
Tbey have fought against all knavery,
They have battled human slavery
Ethan Allen taught them bravery,
As did John and Molly Stark.
As the sun appeared one morning,
All the way from Maine adjoining,
Came to Horace words If warning
From Aroostock to the sen,
Tales of chopping and of farming,
Somehow, there, were not so charming
Nur were 'chasms" SO alarming
.. As twas fondly hoped they'd be.
With such victories to remember,
1t was easy in November
To put out each dying ember
Of the Liberal fire. that day.
| Old time friends cannot be tiustei,
When with "copper" they're encrusted-
And their 'tidal wave'' is sbusted"
From Cape Cod to Frisco Ray.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
Grants Maj.

DIsPATcH.-And oyer the grape
vine telegraph comes the follow
ing dispotcn:
$50 WHoM 1T Mar CONCERN:
"Any man who says l ever was a
candidate for the Presidency Is Il
liar and q borse-thief.' II. 9.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

The chances are decidedly in favor of
Grant having carried, of these States, Arkan-
sas. Virginia, and West Virginia, with Il
votes, aud he has at least an even chance for
Kentucky and Florida, with Is votes. max
ing, in all, 81 votes.
These, added to the number already certain
for Grant, give him 31I votes. II Greeley
carries Missouri, he will have. in all, s. votes.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
still Decreasing oar Expenses


Gen. Spinner's forthcoming report viii
show . termination of receipts irpm lake
and all incomes to the Government of 1921,
sos, $50 as compared with last year, and
dimnuton of 5 Isl, 727 1895 in expenses, show
ing net SAVING to the people of over $3s,
| OO0, GOO.
That's the way Grant does. He cuts dow,
the expenses each year, thus requiring. les.
| mouey fron the people. Grant runs the Gov
| ernment cheaper, in proportion to the poru
lation, than Buchanan did. Do tie people
does the Democratic party desire to chang.
SO safe, SO economic, go careful an Admins
trsiion for rash experiment? Would the,
! trade the certain solid Grant, for the uncer
| tain, unsold Greeley Would they wreck III.
prosperity of our people and endanger the fu
ture Of our glorious republic, in order tc
| satisfy . few wire working demaeosues whit
| vans Office ana who would sacrifice every in.
tere.t to obtain III These questions were
answered with emphasis by the vote last
Tuesday.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

The election of Gen. Grant
obviates the necessity of the ship
ment of Indiana coal to Lake Supe-
rior for the purpose of dickering it
for iron ore.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

A CAvEAT FILED. 80 Having
taken stock in the National Banks,
with the declared object Of max
ing himself rich by making tho
poor poorer" George Washington
Julian filed his scaveat,' at Muncie,
Ind, with the view Of having a
patent issued for his new discov :
cry, practically applied by himself,
called s.The Process Of Lying Lib
orally in order to Purity Politics p
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

Grant carried Richmond, Virgin
ia, on Tuesday, by 2I3. This is a
great falling of since the spring OF
1865, when, il we recollect, he car
ried it by at least $4,000, against
Lee, who was . very popular man.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
TRuB AZ GosPHL.-The Cincin.

True As GosPHL.-The Cincin-
natl Times writes the history of
Crseleyism, ~ developed through
out the campaign, commencing at
Horsce's nomipat alton ct Cincinnati,
and ending on the 5thof No.em
Der, BY the use Of four words, all
commencing With an F (: "Fraud,
Frensy, Failure, and Fixzle." And
he People say "CoRREcf !"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
TIE ELECTORAL VOTE.

We revise our tables of the electoral vote
published last week in accordance with the
latest dispatches, and now present this est
mate, which, it will be observed, differs but
little from that already giren:.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

Democracy hasn't mastered the
idea of the Credit Mobilier scandal
yet. A New Jersey Greeley tie has
applied at a tin shop for one of
those "Creditmob bilers."
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

Query--When a man fires"
with wrath, what sort OF shot
does he use?
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

What Was tue name Of the par
~ who Vas running for President
against Gen. Grant3
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

How to make an Indian loaf
give him a gallon Of whisky.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09

Why is the Czarine Catherine
like a bald-headed person? An
swer--Because her heir is Orloff.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-11-09
GRANT.

Total. .... 50
The States frcm which returns have not
been yet sufficiently received to allow their
accurate classification are.
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1T g PIANO Csl.,N.Y. 2sD0Hh
" exc i'KlCE, SU~OV
No Agents Circnlars free. 204w.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1872-03-02

it into uniriendly hands; thcy threw
every possible obstacle in the way
of the discovery Of the truth; they
gave up the work when much re.
mainod to be done; they have gone
back TO Washington with grave
charges still clamoring for n hear
ing in New York. All those citi-
xens of good will who aided in
bringing some portion Of the truth
to light have reason to congratulate
themselves, upon it. And even the
Committeeman may have some con
ISOLATION Of knQ&ing that they did
more than they ihtcnded.-N. y
TriJrR5.
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The Cloud Confines.


Tho day Is dark aud the night ~
To him that wonld search the'r heart
No lips of cloud that viii part,
Nor morning song In the light;
Only, gazing alone,
To him wild shadows are shown'
Deep under do'p unknown
And height above unknown height,
ttill We sny rs We GO
"strungo 10 think Ivy the way,
Whatever there IL To know,
That shall we know one day.
The Past Ii over and fled
Named new, we name u tho Old
u Thereof some tale hath been told,
But no word comes fyo,n the dead
wln,her at ali they h6
or whether as bond or free,
I OF whether they 100 were We,
Or by what spell they have sped.
StiI we say Ne VIZ go-r l.
"s,rangc to tlink ~ 'he wNyi
Whatever there II rs know,
That shall we know one day.
what of tlie heart of haze t-
That beats IN thy breast. o Timcr--
Red strife from the furibesi prime,
hirIauai,ish Of fierce deb te;
War Tint, SKATERS her slain, 80
Aud peace thht grinds them nc grain
And eyes .Exsd syor in vain
On the pitiloss eyes of Fate.
Still We say as We go ~
"Strnngo iu q ink 10y tha way,
Whatever there is to know,
That shall we know one day.
What Of the heirt Of love,
That blreds in thy breast, Man r.
Thy kisses snatched 'pcath the ban
or fnngs hat mock them above J.,
Thy bells prolonged unto knel's
Thy hope that n breath dispels,
Thy bitter iorlorn mrcweils
And the empty echoes thereof!
Still we say Ms we go
"Strnnge tU think 10y the way,
Whatever there is to know,
That shall we know one day.
The sky leans dumb OH the sea,
Aweary with all its wings;
Aud oil the song the sea sings
Is dark ,crlnstingiy,
uur past is clean forgot,
Our present is and Is not,
Our iuture's sealed seedplot,
And what betwixt them are We!
What words to say us we 20
hat thoughts to think II! the wa!
What truth may there be to know,
And shall we know 1t one day
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1872-03-02


turc, go to war at all. They could
not afford to fight Lillipnt, if lii
liput could fairly afford pop
cracker demonstration !
They can really afford to fght
nobody except the disarmed and pa
tiept people, of the Southern Stqtes.-
1t is trnc that q foreign war might
result in the reputation of the Ma
tional Debt, But this compeDsa
ting advantage TO the whole pco-
pic, and to the South particularly,
won Id nevertheless fail to pre-
sent balance in favor of war
The demand for fepudiation might
or might not succeed and it it
failed our burthcns Of taxation
would be even greater than they
now are. 1t is the dread of incrcas
ing the present enormous Nation
al Debt, and thus of possibly crea
ting a phrcnzied demand from the
mob for reputation, that alone
constitutes II bond for peace. The
Radical politicians would involve
the country in II Foreign war Mt
once as an clcctioneering scheme
for the next Presidential election,
if they were not restrained by the
monopolsts. AS it is we think the
South need not approhend the
sound of cannon and the waste of
gunpowdcr.
;. At any rate we trust that every
Senator and Representative of the
South will sct their faces like flint
against Il war with England or
Spain at this time for any cause
whatever. Even if q demand for
war, in itself honorable and just
from the standpoint of the present
RrGtcal Administration, should be
made, VIC confess that we should
be, under present circumstances,
unwilling to SUSTAIN it with a dol
lar or II single drop of blood. Our
sympathios are not with the Ad-
ministration in the slightest degree.
1t is not within the boppds of hu-
man nature to respect or to bympa-
thize with a Flag which only repre-
sonts II cowardly persecution of us
for the past six or seven years, Such
a Flag cannct and shall not inspitc
us with confidence or enthusiasm,
so long as itscasts a shadow of op-
preston and humiliation over us.
Give us an Alabama with equal
rights as member of the Union
so-called let freedom be substan-
tial thing among us, and not moe
kerry ; let peace and prosperity again
reign in the land of the South, and
our people again feel the spirit of
their old self respect; take awayaaall
these badges of Tyranny and at
tempted inferiority forced upon us;
and we will again rally to tho stan
dard of the Republic, (once more
proclaimed) but until thcn, nevor!
We will obey the laws, but our
hoarts, like the hand of DoHglhssj
are our own. Let the present states
manship! of hatred and persecution
end. We have spoken frankly, but
Nol'ld fnin have it otherwise and
that, for tyranny, we could once
more ehjoy true freedom, and for
political inferiority, an infexiblc
Constitutional equality of rights
montgomery Advertiser.
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PhiIOSDpilV.

The going to Europe of DR.. Hell
mbold for the restoration of his
nervous and physical ability, re-
minds us of an incident cohhcctod
with DR.. Halloway, the great pill
maker ard vcnder. 1t is quite well
known that he claimed for his pills
superiority over every other med
icine; that they would cure all Ills
the flesh is heir to1aitery much as
DR., Hclmbold advcrtises his Buchu
is 4 cure for battered constitutions.
Halloway called on DR.. Abcrnethy
and said:
"Professor, I've called this morn
ing for advice. I'm sick have the
lumbago, and unless, / get help can
not live long. | want yoa to take
charge of me, prescribe for me, and
effect cure if it be possible" n.
The eminent physician looked at
his visitor moment with calm,
searching eye, while smile began
To light up his face and said:
us it possible. .thht DR.. Holloway
comes TO me for medical advice?
why, my dear sir, l thought your
remedies would cure anything. /
am surprised hat one who adver-
tises his ability to Perform miracu-
lous cures should call upon one who
DOES not"
The vender Of tho pills lQokcd
steadily at the Doctor and. replied.
"Dr. Abcrnethy, will you do me
the courtsey to look at your watch,
then look out of the window into
the street and see how many per-
SONS pass in minute"
"Cortain!y,' responded tho Doc
tor, "if you will tell me why you
make such a request ~
.Please tell me tho number of
persons, and L will tell you why"
The Doctor looked at his watch,
counted the passcrs by for the space
of a minute, and said: n
"One hundred and twenty,
"One hundred and twenty passed
in a minute. How many of these
persons do you suppose are wiser
Not more than one out of the
number" es1 Ne tE
eYou have hit il exactly good
Doctor; ope hundred and twenty
fools went by Jour door, while the
wise man called on you for advice.
In other words, one hundred and
twenty fools took-my prescriptions,
while the wise man comes Tor
yours. sa 81,
The professor was so pleased with
this deli ate compliment paid him
by sharp, shrcwd man that he
prescribed for, and in a short time
cured the distinguished vender OF
pills Of his compliant
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1872-03-02

Ten gallons of kerosene, thrce
pounds of potash, one. ounce OF
strychnine, liked with soft water,''
1t was according to this ,checrftil,
not to say convialsf fprmula that a
duaatity Of whisky J seize last week
in Newton, Mass was compound
cd, the recipe dlso ,bpes, islnnd IN
the possession Of The unfortunate
dealer. Ifyou want gin add qags,
fum sit6cit Of oil of Juniper The
mystery Isl t,iats amcn who drink
this ji;ibolicai Guid do not drop
down stone dead at once.-N. Y.
Tribune.