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The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-04-11
WINDSOR 4 SCOTT.

FASHIONABLE BARRIERS. Shop under
Geo. r. Hussi Book Store, Tifin, Ohio.
Everything kept clean, and tools sharp.
April 20, 1871.
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NEIL HOUSE.

OPPOSITE the State House, Columbus, o.
" Walstein Failing, Proprietor. This old
aud faYCrite Hotel reduced its price pei
day to s. % on January ], ,S7i.
January 5, iS7l.-nl2-tL
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Valuable Farm For Sale |

THE FIsER FARM, miles south Of Ti<dns
containing 80 acres. - Of which are IN
| Der. is offered Tor sale. For terms and other
| Information, address u. ~. G. FiseRs Hapol-
con, o., OF call on John Boron, on adjoinin8
L farm
L Feb. 2--6m-e
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DENTISTS


CURGEON DENTIST. Office at his resi-
- dence, corner Monroe and Madison
Ireets. opposite German Reformed Church.
mold.
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p. G. MYERS.
Or0.C.s suATT.

0ARPENTER AND JOINER VIII tax,
- Contracts 10 erect any kind of build
imus.
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fIhe symptomsof
Liver Complaints
are uneasineas z
pains in the sids
Sometimes the
pain Is IN the
Shoulder, and Is
mistaken for the
rhsumaism- Tho
rro.n.n~h aR.rr
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-04-11

VIZ. II. GIBSON. F. @. PIiNEISGToi

A TTORNET AT LAW, THIN, Ohio. Of
"A ice opposite the Court House.
Jane l0.
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A. H RYFRS.

A TIORNEY At LAW, Tlmn, Ohio. ONCE
"A corner asln ana Perry streets
Mays.
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CHILLS AND FEVER.
INDIAN PR0PHTuGTIc

Prevents Small Pox.
And all kinds OF diseases-send for Circu-
lar Price "a 90 per package, Sent By
mail.
Prepared only by DR.. A. 5. sTONEBRAK-
ER, Pharmacentist, Cor, Franklin and Fre-
mont Sts., Baltimore, Nd.
sod BY A. B. SANS & CO., City Drug Store
Thin. o. Mar. f4-tT.
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@. ". BACHMAN
REGUv


A TrORNEY At LAW. Office I'm Grum-
"A meIl's new block, nearly opposite Firt
National Bank, Tidin, OHIO.
= pril l3, ISL
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SCHOOL Examiners NOTICE
TO TEACHERS:

~TdE school Examiners Of Senee1 Collty
an -rarnfna teachers, at the hlgh
scnool Room, In the FIST "afo Union
school Blilding, IN Tin n =. ,-.....s -,
%
September ls, ISL,
october a
November L.
March Is, is72- .
April "a
Nay L.
AoplieInts VIII b. required 70 ne present
- earIy as 10 O'Clock on the day Of eLoEn1n-
fon- or they will not be examined
80 ldcate will Be dated back and none
siIf be granted except on examination day.
teachers are requested not % apply Tor GER
rEdcafes On any other day.
Each applicant viii be required % leave
.Fith the Examines mpedenYeiope ad-
irsssed 70 himself.
B. +. MYERS, Clerk Of the Board
scot .
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GIBSON & PENNINGTON.
A TTOREEYS AT LAW, THIN, Ohio. OF
"a nee in First National Bank Block.
MaT Do.
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MEDICAL.
DE-. w. O. Mcleod.

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN and sur
III gcOn. ONCE in Kirchner's BLOCK over
WoIfs Shoe Store, MclI2S-ly.
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n. r.. HIARTIN, NJ. D.


PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office
in Empire Block Washington street
Iiffin, Ohio.
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
ATTORNEYS.
HE. THOMPSON.


4 TTORNET At Law, Office second fool
"a Nat, Exchange Rank Block, cornei
Washington ana Market 81. Mar. Ii-ly.
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T. EIDGELy.
BOYD q RIDGELY.


A TTORNEYS At LAW, Tifln, Ohio. Of
a dee No. 20, Washington street.
MIR. ~, ISL
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SIMMONS

ed with loss OF appetite a
IN general cOstive, som
with lax. The head IS 4
and dull, heavy sensafio
or memory, accompanies
sation OF having len I
which ought % have oeeI
planning Of weakness, del
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

"Well, yes Irene told me in conf
dcnce, and then, when they wrote and
told Scott how matters were here, he
wrote to congratulate us, and begged us
not to spoil his surprise to you We
couldn't tell after all that, YOU know"
"Ahem well--no-I can't say but
p'raps not cant be mad with Scott,
for she's brought him big rancho and
minc but what am | TO do with you
now? | like Bob Humphrey first rate
| alters did like Bob-and now it can't
be Scott, | don't see as ought to inter-
iere. You've armed your fee, and I'll
pay it; but then, you see, there amt no
more use
"Oh no not Bit" interrupted Joe
"Bob is a good fellow, and he and Mag.
gle are Just suited Irene and | think
that Maggie couldn't have made better
match, aud we think Scott's done splen.
didly WELL
Irene and you ?" exclaimed the dea.
con.
ayes, Of course. I've explained tc
Irene that I can't afford to lose my fee
| told her so at the beginning, and she
sa | must earn it. Seems to me I've
done that but I'll let you up"
"Donc it !" exclaimed the deacon
"Well, yes, Joe; on the whole | should
rather be inclined to say l guess think
you have Yes-you and Irene :"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

A reasonably good man was Deacon
Philsey, as times went, but if he had
weakness, it was for making things in
general go about as he wanted them to.
Not an overbearing man by any means,
and certainly not violent one, but with
wonderfully cute and quiet and subtitle
ways of his own, by which he brought
matters about without letting other folks
know how the thing was done. When
man is accustomed to have his own way
he makes up his mind pretty easily, bu;
there was one point of all others upon
which Deacon Philsey had been set and
fixed for years, and the care of which Jay
heavy on his mind, for the time had come,
when, ia his judgment, something deep
required to be planned and all his skill
exercised in carrying it out. To mind
like his, that had taken perfect measure
of ever other in the village and for miles
around u there could be little difficulty
in selecting his tools and assistants, and
he had no need Of counselors. That was
how he came to be talking SO confidential.
ly vito Joe Gains, as the two stood by
the yard-gate.
"Why, deacon" said Joe, 81 always
thought you liked Bob Humphrey. He's
a tiptop fellow, and good match for any
girl know Of
80 he is, so he is" replied the dea-
con. Cant say a word agin him. Known
him from boy. Can't forbid him the
house, or any Of that sort of nonsense
but, then, he can't have Irene Wyer.'
~ don't see how you can help it, dea-
con. You're only her guardian, and she
is about of age
mot for a year yet--that's how the
will reads-and she's in my own house
you know | guess | can fix some things
specially if you'll turn in and help me.
You're a lawyer, Joe Gains, but you're
young one yet, and I'll give you the
fattest fee you ever dreamed Of if you'll
only hitch teams with me, and see that
Bob Humphrey don't get the upper
hand"
"Well, if that's what you're after sc
it's all right and square, I'd as lief carr
fee one way as another. What's your
programme ?"
well. you know there's nigh onto
thirty thousand a coming to Irene Wyer
in her own right, and I've took the bes
kind O. keer of it. It's been a mighty
sight Of trouble, and all along I've though
Of my son Scott"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

There Is Rum IN the Fatal Cup.

Stop dear mother ere you make that
currant or grape wine and store it away
in your closets, for sickness perhaps. 1t
may seem at the time, that it can do no
harm whatever, ,HuSt little 1cine in the
family, But look out into the future
see those noble boys of yours, growing up
into manhood, made in the express image
of their Creator God, brought to your
door worse than the brute, not knowing
as much. If God should be pleased to
bring back their reason, they might say,
my mothers hand gave me my first
drink, and taught me to love it.
Stop sister, in that gay circle, when
you are tempted to touch the glass. Re-
member that precious soul may be lost
through the influence Of that fatal touch.
And last, dear youth stop beseech
Of you you, before you touch that poison
GUS cup count the cost Of your body and
soul. Look over these United States,
this beautiful land Of ours; and hear
thousands and ten thousands of mothers,
chilren, and orphans crying in the deep
est anguish Of their hearts, to the God OF
judgment, to hasten the time when the
demon Rum shall no longer haunt their
dwellings.
No language can describe the heart
sckening scene of husband, and father
brought home drunk, to his patient, pale
and trembling wife, and frightened child
ren. The great day Of judgement car
only reveal the terrible evil, that run
has caused in our land. J.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

MARK TwAIN's VISIT TO BRIGHAM
YoUNG.-The second day we made the
acquaintance of Mr.. Street since deceased
land put on white shirts and went and
made a state visit to the king. He seemed
quiet, kindly, easy-mannered, dignifed
old gentleman of fifty-fve or sixty, and
and had gentle craft in his eye that
probably belonged there. He was very
simply dressed, and was just taking off a
straw hat as we entered. He talked about
Utah and the Indians and Nevada and
genral American matters and questions,
with his secretary and certain govern
ment officials who came with US, notwith-
standing that l had made several attempts
to "draw him out" on federal politics
and his high-handed attitude toward Con-
gress. | thought some of the things l said
we're rat her fine. But he merely looked
around at me, at distant intervals, SOM
thing as | have seen benignant old cat
look around to see which kitten was med
ding with her tail. By and by l subsided
into an indignant silence, and so sat until
the end, hot and flushed and execratiug
him in my heart for an ignorant savage.
But he was calm. His conversation with
those gentlemen flowed on as sweetly and
peacefully as any summer brook. When
the audience was ended, and we were re-
tiriug from the presence, he put his hand
on my head, beamed on me in an admir-
ing way, and said to my brother; "Ah
-your-child, Ipresume? Boy or girll"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
OUR DIGESTION =; or
NY Jolly Friends Secret,
DIO LEWIS Last and Greatest Work.

do LEWIS Last and Greatest Work.
This invaluable common -sense Book should be
read by etny man and lroman in the country.
Three-fourth's of all the sickness in our midst
may be avoided by knowledge-and practice
of cur "Jolly Friends Secret" The most emf
nent authorities in the land, heartily recommend
it for its great common SENSE racy humor, shrewd
glmses Of mankind and its vivid and pithy style
of expression. Agents Wanted to make money
fast Write for illustrated circulars, terms, &c,
free, address GEO. MACLEAN, Publisher, 3
School St., Boston. (l5iD
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
The Buffalo IN. W Past n Democra

The Buffalo IN. " Post, Democrat
journal says pointedly; ave are not Of
these who desire to throw the least obsta.
Gle in the way of political reform; but
why are 100000 of yearling Democrats
invited to lock upon great feast, and
not allowed to partake oft ?" The Post
wants at least one good Democrat on the
ticket nominated at Baltimore.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

OLD BUT GooD.-The following puzzle
is said to have been composed by the
Bishop of Oxford have a trunk with
two lids, two caps. two musical instru-
ments, two established measures, and
great number of articles carpenter can
not dispense with then l have always
about me two fine fish and great num-
Der of smaller ones, two lofty trees, fine
flowers and the fruit of an indigenous
plant, two playful animals, and numocr
of smaller and less tame breed, fine
stag, some whips without handles, some
weapons Of warfare and a number of
weather cocks, the steps of a hotel, the
House of Commons on the eve of divi-
sloD, two students or scholars, and some
Spanish Grandees to wait upon me. An
swer-The human body, eyelids, knee
caps, drums of the ear, feet, nails, soles,
muscles, palms, tulips, hips, calves, hares,
heart, lashes, arms, blades, veins, insteps,
eyes and nose, pupils, tendons.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

THE GArLINo GUNs.-The Gatling guns
at West Point are curious looking implc-
ments of warfare, but more curious still
is the manner of their working. An odd.
appearing bending band ofsteel is brought
from the ammunition chest and held i'm
medately over and in contract with the
slit in the upper part Of the gun. This
segment contains twenty cartridges, and
as the crank of the "cohee-mill' is turn
ed they descend in due sequence into the
chambers, where they explode. From
the many mouths, of the gun shoot forth
uninterrupted numbers of piercingly
bright flashes of flame, surrounded by en-.
wrapping wells Of blue smoke, and from
the lower side comes steady stream ot
empty cartridge shells. When one seq,
ment is exhausted it is replaced by an.
other. and there is really no limit to the
capacity of the gun so long as the crank
is kept turning. An officer informs me
that they can fire 420 shots minute
and, furthermore, that the prevalent i'm.
preston Coz 'erning their delicacy and
liability to get out of order is untrue
that they are easily managed, simply con,
structed and good for much service
Correspondence Of the Poughheepsi.
Eagle.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
NEW ADVERTISER ENTS
BOOK AGENTS

Now at work, or looking for some new book, will
miss it if they do not at once write for circulars
of the best selling book published. Extraordina-
ry Inducements offered. Profits more than double
money. Outfit free. Address F. NJ REED, 139
Eighth St., New York. O5;Iw)
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= 800 AGENTS WANTED for the
| NDERG ROliNU RAIL ROAD.

A Record of Facts narrating the hardships, hair
breadth escapes and death struggles of the Slaves
in their efforts for freedom, narrated by them
selves and others. Illustrated by seventy fine
engravings. No book for years more highly rec
omnended or intensely interesting. Unlike any
other book, clear field. Send for Circular and
Terms at once to d. L. GUERNSEY, Pub. and
Gen. Agt., Concord, n. II. I5;D
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
HEALTH.

The most popular medicine for nervous troubles
(the source of all other ailmcnts), is DODD'S
NERvINE and Invigorator For sale by all
Druggists p ice, Ono Dollar. (l5;D
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

A lady in Indiana has been granted
divorce on the plea that her husband
had refused to assist her on washing days.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
BURMA MS

p, NEW TURBINE is in general use thro'-
- out the L. 5. A six inch is used by the .
= Government in the Patent Office, Washing
ton, d. @. Its simplicity of construction z
< and the power it transmits renders it the -
- best water wheel ever invented. Pam =
= phlct free n. F. BURNHAM, York Pa. =
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

I AIDES ATTENTION. Millinery
La Fancy Goods at No. Sherman Block,
Vergennes. A handsome assortment Of Hats and
and Bonnets, constantly on hand to suit the most
fastidious. French and American Flowers of
every shade and fashion. Also line Of Fancy
Goods consisting of hosiery, nubias, ladies ties,
are now closing out al cost. Call and examine.
Mrs. 2. @. Warner Co., No. sherman's Block
Vergennes 37;tf
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
AGENTS WANTED-tor the hpes Of
Grant! Greeley !
WILSON, BRO WN!

And the leading men OF all parties over ao
Steel Portraits Just the book wanted by the
masses everywhere. Agents meet with wonderful
success. send for Circular and secure territory at
once. Address, ZIEGLER McCURDf, 274
Main Street, Springfield, Mass. (l5;D
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
A UCTIoN.

will sell at public auction the following prop.
erty; My house and nearly 3-4 Of an acre Of land
with good well. The house is newly built paint.
cd and blinded, pleasantly located on South st
In Middlebury Also good COW and my house
hold good. The above property will be sold the
I'd day Ct September next.
ie;n HER BERT JLAvEY.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

A large business firm in Chicago has
undertakcd to utilize the debris of the
burnt district, which less sagacious men
are carting away at great expense. They
are building n large stable, eighty By
one hundred feet, three stories and base
ment, the walls Of which, two feet thick
from bottom to top, are made of concretes
composed of one part cement and three
parts sand, ashes. and the finer particles
of rubbish left in the burnt district. The
stuff is mixed somewhat thinner than NOR
tar, and is poured into the pine board
moulds which shape the walls, while at
the same time broken brick and ston
from the ruins are imbedded as thickly
as possible in the concrete, which sets
firm y in twenty-iour hours, after which
it is coated with cement. The structure
requires very little skilled labor, and its
owners expect to have an absolute fire.
proof building, as durable and handsome
as if it was built of stone, constructed at
comparatively trihing expense principally
from materials that have hitherto been
deemed worse than valueless.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
AGENTS WANTED for GOODSPEED'S
Presidential Campaign Book

EVERY CITIZEN WANTS 1T.
Also for Campaign Goods. Address, GooDsPEED's S
EMPIRE PuBLnntSo HorsE, l07 Liberty Street,
New York. Q5iD
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

The ties that connect business men with
the public-advertise.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

"Bowie-kniie" Potter Of Wisconsin has
no idea of supporting Greeley. On the
contrary, the Milwaukee Sentinel says
he is as sturdy Republican to-day as
he was when he stood upon the floor of
the House of Representatives a dozen
years ago to defy Southern bullies like
Roger A. Pryor, and vindicate free speech
and the courage of Northern men at the
same time
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

The Albany IN. " Eeening Journal
says the veteran Thurlow Weed is not
only opposed to the election of Mr.. Gree
ley, but deems his election a practical
impossibilty.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

Brigham Young has vowed a vow not
to take any more wives. 1t appears that
he has only thirty-two wives, and sixty
four children, or two babes per wife. Not
SC many, after that all has been said of
his polygamous condition.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16

NN1 IL. ROWE, Marble Dealer.
w Shop half mile East Of George Ham
monds Those desiring anything in the line Will
do we'll to call on him. 4oiu
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-07-16
Businfss Cards.

wv w. THOMAS, Teacher Of Vo-
w . cal Music. Agent for Pianos Organs
and Melodeons rs BRANDON, VT
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

eB-The following is extracted from a
smart boys composition on Babies?'
"rhe mothers heart gives 4th joy at the
baby's list 9Th"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

tB- Hans Vondorsplocken bought piece
of land in the city, and upon it he proposed
to erect a building that should serve him
for store, mandatory and dwelling
When he came to strike out for the cellar
he directed the mason to go several feet
deeper than had been planned.
"But," expostulated the architect, 'tyou
are going deeper than ever heard Of"
Every goot," replied Hans, 81 shall go
shoost as deep ash blease, owns te
grount all de way Trough p'
His answer to the builder was equally
pat and ready. The building had gone up
four stories, and Hans ordered another
story.
"But, my dear man," said the builder,
edo you realize how high up you are 60
ingP Your building is already full story
above those around it,
"Never you mint de oder houses, mine
frient. builds ash blease mitout caring
for dem. l wants on dat oder shtory-
land ish Gerry schsap up dere.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17
II U M 0 R 0 U s .

The Heather Chinee Learning TO Smoke.
The New York Mail letter tells how
Chinaman learned to smoke cigar: As
the puffs curled out from his lips his face
was wreathed in smoke and smiles. He
took it out and in silvery accents said,
Him good" Hero pause and more
puffs of smoke. Him heap good.".-
Another pause and the puffs more rapid
:" Him bully heap good" Yet another
pause and he put one hand up to the cigar.
" Him berry bully heap good" Here both
hands went up and the silence was broken
by " Him big berry bully heap good" And
then change came over the spirit of his
dream as his face changed from pie-crust
to dust and ashes, and things assumed
tinge no longer celestial but cerulean until
with gesture indescribable in its ex-
pressiveness, he slowly enumerated, " Him
muchee muchee big big berry bully heap
good, but me no berry well here.'h Here
he took off his washing basin, assumed an
attitude indicative of digestive disarrange-
ment, and-let history draw veil over
what followed.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

CB An exchange tells good story about
a clergyman who lost his horse on Sat-
urday evening. After hunting with boy
until after midnight, he gave it up in de-
spair. The next day, somewhat detected
at his loss, he went into the pulpit, and
took for his text the following passage
from Job: go, that l knew where to find
him." The boy, who had just come in
supposing the horse was still the burden Of
his thought, cried out: /" 1 know where he
is. He's in Deacon Smiths barn.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

G8-A school of poor children having
read in their chapter in the Bible the de-
nunciations against hypocrites who ''strain
at a gnat and swallow camel" was after
ward examined by the benevolent patroness
Lady D, as to their recollection of the
chapter "Wbat, in particular, was the
sin of the Pharisees, children ?" said the
lady. eating camels, my lady," was the
prompt reply.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

tB-A phriend, pheeling phunnily phigu-
rative FURNISHES the phollowing: /" 4ty
4tunate 4esters 4tuitously 4tifying 4lorn
4tresses 4cibly 4bade 4ty 4midable 4eigners
4ming, 4aging 4ces."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

EE-A United States ship sailed once ip-
to the harbor of Naples and the king and
a glittering party of noblemen came off to
visit her. To the honest Yankee sailor
eyes, that could see no other sign of roy
atty than gold lace, one laced man was as
much of a king as another, and as one Of
the royal party upon the deck tripped and
disappeared, a sailor stepped up to an
fdcer and touching his hat with a grin,
said briefly,
"Please, sir, one of them ere kings has
tumbled down the hatchway.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

tB-She tripped lightly DER the crossing
lisping "Dear Augustus" and was on the
point of embracing him, when rude boy
ran up, holding out a bundle of papers,
cried out, "Misses, you dropped you readin
room," and SHE'D down dark alley.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-12-17

10 An inquiring citizen of Madison,
Indiana, thrust his fingers into horses
mouth to see how many teeth he had.
The horse closed his teeth to see how
many fingers the man had The curiosity
of each was fully satisfied.