Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1872-09-28

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a mprIo Chambers journal
ontlIul Slips oi tho Press" con.
Trims t.t.1 anecdotes about anus.
iut nrDlIUsi
lurI iirougham was fond u re-
AtIug an instance Of
MisRgpoHnNG,
which wns no Joke to the victim OF
IL. a bishop, ut ono Of his country
visitntons, found occasion TO com
plain Of the dcplorablc state Of Il
certain church, the roof Of which
was evidently anything but water.
tight after rating those concerned
Tor their neglect, his lordship fin
ishcd by declaring cmphatlcally
that he would not wish to visit the
ddnp old ch8rch again until it was
put in decent order, His horror
may be imagined when he discov.
cred himself reported in the local
journal rs having declared 81
shall not visit this damned old
church again" The bishop los,
no time in calling the editors at
tcntion to the mistake; that wor.
thy thercupon setting himselfright
with his readers by stating that he
willingly gave publicity to hi:
Iordship's explanation, but he had
every confidence in the accuracy
Of his reporter. The editor Of
AN EVENING PAPER.
could hardly have had similar con
tidcncc in his subordinate when tic
latter caused his Journal to record
that prisoner had been sentenced
to -four months imprisonment in
the House Of Commons !" In this
case we fancy the reporter must
have been in the Same cXhilaratcd
condition rs his American brother,
who ended his account Of city
banquet with the frank admission :
ut is not distinctly remembered by
anybody present who made the last
speech * = = Advertisers are
adler is at ambiguity. A lady adj
verliscs her desire to obtain Il hus-
band, "with u Roman nose, having
strong religious tendencies" "a
spinster, particularly fond of chill
drcn," Informs the public that she
"wyishcs for two or three, having
none Of her own" Somebody wants
"a Young men to look after horse
ofthc Methodist persuasion y "a
draper desires to meet with an as
sistant who would "takc an active
and oncsetic interest in q small
first class trade, and in quiet fami-
ly. ;" aud n Boston chemist advcr-
tisos Tho gentleman, who left his
stomach for analysis, will please
call and get it, together with the
result
sLlPsnoD ENGLISH
ia not, however, confined TO the ad-
vcrtisomont columns, or we shonld
not be able to read of the shooting
Of wild cat "by a.@lttlc boy five
feet eight inchGsElong;" of u pro
ccssion, which "was very fine, and
nearly two miles in length, as was
also Inc prayer of Mr.. Perry, the
rhapIain;' nor should we be "much
.cd % noto the. fact that
1rry the presence Of a
mio' % Admiralty Off
mad one ship yesterday,
~ 4uioay warped out to
berHs rings in The river by ropes
an .mwican paper, diIating upon
iat sutcess attained by a "self-
Made man," said be 'orrived IN
California twenty years ago with
only orc shirt IL his back, and
since then has contrived, by close
application to busidess, to accumu.
late over ten millions !" President
raylor'a celebrated bull {: eve arc
at peace with all the world,
and continue to cherish rotations
ofamity with the rest cfmankind,"
is pretty fairly matched by one per-
potratcd by an English theatrical
paper, which, after announcing a
forthcoming benefit performance,
went on: "Of course every one will
bc there, and, for the edifcation Of
those who are absent, full report
will be found in our next paper"