Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-09-25
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Norwood collins.
Observation-Disclosures.
A great compensatory.
Voices of the night-eats.
The first game of life-bawl.
The Oldest revolver-the earth.
A sad thing to keep-late hours.
A center ornament-Your nose.
Cloth for q baker-Dough skin.
Legal nudity-Losing ones suit.
Always hard pressed-Brieks.
Single-minded people--Bachelors.
Fee simple-a fee to a quack.
Notorious Eavesdropper-Rain.
Hop Merchants-Danci g-masters.
The only industrious Ioafers are the
bakers.
For withdrawing the hands-Hon-
esty.
A movement in real estate-Earth-
quakes.
A man of low extraction-A cheap
dentist.
The rightful heir-Seldom a CHG
non.
Notice of a peal-A flash of light
ming.
The best get-up for ladies-Eight
o'clock A. NJ.
Men of high station-light house
keepers.
Hop notwithstanding dancing
lessons.
A needful thing in the long run
breath.
Twins, like misfortunes, never come
singly.
A social glass to which ladies are
addicted-tne mirror.
The law of juries- many are called
but few are chosen"
Ifseven days make one week, how
many will make n strong?
A kangaroo is a curious chap; when
it's wide awake it's leaping.
What is the largest room in the
world? The room for improvement.
Why are elections like tents BE.
cause the canvass ends at the polls.
Friendship is a cadence of divine
melody melting through the heart.
No wonder time is often murdered
when it is struck every hour.
Why is dancing like new milk ?
Because it strengthens the calves.
Why is love like Scotch plaid? Be-
cause it is all stuff and often crossed.
A bachelor compares a shirt but
ton TO life, because it hangs by q
thread.
What is the most dangerous kind
of ASA sin ?-A man who takes life
cheerfully.
The youth who would have a will
of his own has been struck out of that
of his father.
Brown says wedding-rings out to be
rechristened sutfer-ings. He has been
married five years.
We all have a direct personal rela-
ton toward God, and cannot avoid its
responsibility.
When is money damp? When it
is de1O in the morning and mist at
night.
The preacher who boosted that he
could preach without notes didn't
mean bank notes.
"Patience on a monument" has no
reference to doctors patients. You
will find them under a monument.
Mary had a little calf,
1t looked 80 sleek and vealey,
She put a white hat on its head
And called it Horace Greeley.
Truth being founded upon a rock,
you must boldly dig 10 see its fOunda-
tons, without fear of destroying the
edifice; but falsehood being laid on the
sand, if you examine its foundations
you cause it to fall.
The story that Senator Schurz's
price for viilifying Grant is $500 per
night does the Senator injustice.
His price is $3.50 per night; 500 is
what he used to charge for talking
on the Republican side. The extra
$50 now asked is for wear and tear of
conscience.
A Dutchman the other day, reading
an account of a meeting, came TO the
words: 1.-THE meeting then dissol-
ved." He could not define the
meaning of the last word, so referred
to his dictionary and felt satisfied.
In a few minutes a friend came in,
when the Dutchman said; "Dey
must hat very hot wedder dherei l
ret an ACCOUNT of a meeting where all
de peoples melted away.