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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

How yexitSg itsis@sto hear soine ioi
e;cners talk about the superiority OF
fora;gn thincs. 1t is almost as vexlne
% 20 hasr a native doing the same thingi
and "a Near a native ut it is about th'
roost, vaxatio,is, if not.disgusting, tnlie
10 be morally encounteres' Go
The American people are not SO me,
nor their manners so engaging i n
tbeir.tastesssoScritivsted nor thsp NV nIo
co elegant; nor their country 50 ip.ein.
S;d. nor is AmericaniIm SO Rriectly
,nasnificent az EtTopeanism. Nel, we
atay at homes don't know Wy not, ana
tbev who have seen tie dierence as
sert il SO yehemently ihatse very oIten
wonder aloud why, wien ICY can .ie''
Il thew do not 90 and Ve over tnere'
We cannot help think's 80 t' ~ =. =, 70 "
grave inconsistency I I inoo, ;ne per,
fections of one adr 90 iecail'y anu
persist in living ims'o ~ "a "no ' Ir
very Objectionable - ""'" ~ ga" 0e
helped. ..al.,hon r,r dowr
- ond II sunsets; we have
oa H. polSwear at our sun; we
neatu Vne ~ ienehman. sneer at our,
nave it ~ i've have beard the En-
Ias j. hi disgust at our at
gllsnnian have heard the German
mosPhele, Ger; and We have patient
noeiilns % the Irishman take his
hstene1iat neither the women nor
uaily oay nor even the mush and
tnS pof' so fine here as in Ireland;
mltK,ee have seen all these come
anu yrags, meagerness, and mean
mere rich and fat,visit the old coun-
ness return, and buy cemetery lots
Ilyay here, And we have come to
aaI55nclusion that Europe and Europe
Ife Is not by any means what it is
sed up to be.
fhe other day we heard the European
dffing run right into the ground.
Why, said German who was talking
about the barrenness of this country in
vegetation and wood growth, compared
to- the @land of his nativity-why, said
this German, you have no fruit here
like they have there; you don't know
how to cultivate it; in Germany they
growth of fruit trees that whenever
even child there eats peach or plum
they plant the stone and grow a tree.
When this European was quickly asked
whefe.they got their real estate for all
this horticulture, he stammered and
said he was misunderstanding didn't
mean to be understood literally.
That is it, Whenever you hear
foreigner who has got rich and stays in
America, dilating upon European ex-
cellencies, or when you hear an Ameri-
can, who perhaps has-never seen any
more of America than the limits of the
village or borough where he was born,
going into ecstacies over the superiority
he has seen IN Europe over America,
never imagine they mean literally what
they say; allow wide and 'accommo-
dating discount on their assertions;
make up your mind that if things
over the sea were as they paint them,
they would be using all possible dill
gence to move over there, instead of
remaining in this miserable, benighted
country to talk about them.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

In his book on Chronic Diseases DIR.
Pierce says of his Golden Medical Dis.
covery:
"God, believe, has instilled into the
roots and plants from which this won
derful medicine is extracted the heal.
ing properties, by the use of which Con.
sumption, the scourge Of the human
family, may in its early stages be
promptly arrested and permanently
cured. do not wish to delude. fiatter
and then disappoint the afflicted ny as.
sorting that this can be accomplished
when the lungs are half consumed, as
many do who, being devoid Of all con-
science, aim to humbug the afflicted.
that they may sell their often wors e
than worthless compounds But if my
Golden Medical Discovery ia employed in
the first or early stages of the disease,
know, from ample observation and actu.
al test in hundreds Of cases, that it will
arrest the disease and restore health
and sn ength." 6l6
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04
How We Make Patents.

The inventive genius of the country,
as shown by the records of the Patent
Office, has had cat most extraordinary
development within the past five years.
Up to 1850 the patents but once reached
1000 per annum. From that period
until 1860 no year showed 5000 patents,
while the average of the five years past
has been over $4,000 per year.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04
Cup1p's AMRuscAprs.-The slY archer, Love.

CUPID's AaBUsCADEs.-Th sly archer, Love,
shoots his arrows from many coigns ofvanage but 1t
is doubtful II he delivers his hearttakng shafts from
any ambush with more effect rrHn wnen he aims
them from the b. aids ans folds and ringlets Of
perb head IF hair. Ladies' who have lot been favor
ed by Nature wi h this browning charm of woman
hood eau readily and certainly increase the volume
of their hair and impart TO j sken luster By
using LY Ms kATHAlRoS a daily dres ing; while
those whom Providence has blessed with supera-
bundance of this Glory" of the EEK, preserve
beauty to thelatest period Of life There is ger.
minating principle in the KArHAIRoN which literally
conpsls the hair 10 0ro5 IL exirpates souri, dandru
and all exfoliations and excTesences of the scalp
which interfere with the rapid and healthy develop.
ment of the hbers
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

BLoNDIN, the acrobatic hero of Niagara,
is still delighting the Englishmen with
his astonishing but foolhardy feats. The
other day, at Sydenham, he walked a
rope 500 feet long, and so feet from the
ground, clad in heavy armor. Although
a high wind was blowing, he was daring
enough to walk the rope bindfolded,
afterward in a sack, then with his agent
on his shoulders, Gaping the whole by
cooking an omelet while poised on the
middle of the rope. ataf 81
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04
Anniversary of the Fire.

The October number Of the Lakeside Month
~ will be entirely devoted to description Of
the marvellous Rebuilding of Chicago, With 30
illustrations of notable new buildings. Price.
35 cents. For sale by all Newsdealers, or at
office 81 Canal ST., Chicago. Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

AsRrAsHIosABLY dressed young lady
passed some gentlemen, the other day,
one of them raised his hat, whereupon
another, struck by the fine appearance
Of the lady, made some inquiries con.
corning her, and was answered thus;
"She makes a pretty ornament in her
fathers house, but otherwise is of no
use
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TO
GnNaIfNIn TINE2

The advertiser. having been permanently cured Of
that dread disease Consumption, by simple remedy
Il anxious 70 make known 10 his feow-surerers the
means of cure. To al who desire H. be will send
copy OF the prescription used Gree of charged with
the directions for preparing and using the same
which they will find SURE CthE F0R COsEUMPTION
taltes
Parties wishing the prescription will please ada ross
Rev, EDWARD A WILSON,
lt1 Penn street. Wiliamsbufgh ny
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

QUEEN MARIA VICTORIA, wife of King
Amadeus of Spain, is said to be wo
man of rare talents as a linguist and
mathematician, o remarkable exception
to women of Italian nativity, who rarely
display intellectual tastes. Aside from
this, she is thorough ancient and
modern historian, and we II versed in
the general principles of Roman and
Italian law. yflf lH
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

THE purest and sweetest Cod. Liver Oil
in the world is HAZARD & CAswElL's, made
on the sea-shore, from fresh, selected livers,
by CAswBLL, HAZARD Il Co., New York. 1t
is absolutely pure and ssOeet Patients who
have once taken it prefer it to all others.
Physicians have decided it superior to any
of the other oils in msrket.-[Com.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

In NEW QUARTERs.-The old and we'll
known wholesale millinery house of H. w. & ].
M. Wetherell have removed to their new and
elegant store As and Az Jackson ST., Chicago,
where, with everything new, stock unsur-
passed and lowest prices, they are offering
the best inducements to the trade
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

The co-education of the sexes is ma k
ing remarkable Roadway in this coun-
try Four colleges in New England,
among them the University of Yer
mont; Cornell University, in New York;
and Swarthmore College, in Pennsylva.
MIA; Obsrlin and Antioch colleges, in
Ohio, the State Universities of Indiana,
Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa, and
Kansas make no distinction on account
of sex. ......... -. ~
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

BASEBALL is undoubtedly good exer-
else and capital amusement, but it often occa-
sions bunged eyes, broken skin and blistered
hands. We can tell you that in all such cases.,
if Jotnson's Anodyae Liniment is resorted to,
it will reduce the swelling and stop the pain.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

soNE figures gwen by the Boston Ad-
yatiser show that the profits of the
manufacturers of that State were 1902
100000 in 1870, or about sos per capita
to the population. The wages paid
amounted to Sll6,000,000, which to
those employed in the factories was
equivalent to $42l each.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

vEGETINE is made exclusively from the juices of
carefully selected banks, roots and herbs, and 90
strongly concentrated that It will effectLay eradicate
from the system every faint Of ScrOfuIa, Scroftl-
lous Humor, Tumors, Cancer, Cancerous
HumOr, Erysipelas, salt Rheunn. Syphilific
Diseases, Canker, Faintness nj the Stomach,
and all diseases that arise from impure blood Sci
aiica, Inhammat0ry and Chronic Rheumn-
tism, Neuralgia, Cont and Spinal COmp lnirts.
can only be effectuay cured through the blood.
For Ulcers and Eruptiye diseases Of the skin.
POstules, Pimples, BiotcIies, Bolts, letter,
Scaldhead and Ringworm, yEGETINE has never
failed TO effect permanent cure.
For Pains In the Back, Kidney Complaints
Dropsy, Female Weakness, Leuchorrhen,
arising from internal liberation. and uterine diseases
and General Debility, YEGETINE acts directly
upon the ofhese complaints. Itinvgorates and
strengthens the whole system upon the secretve
organs allays inflammation. cures liberation. ard
regulates the bowels.
For Catarrh, by -epsia, IIabitunI Co-tive-
sess, Palpitntion OF tao Heart, Headache
Piles, Nervousness and General prosration Of
the Nervous System, no medicine has ever given
such perfect satisfaction the yEGETINE. II pur-
fees the blood ceanses all Of the organs and possesses
q controlling power over the Nervous system.
The remarkable cures effect by YEGETINE have
Induced many physicians and apothecaries whom
knew to prescribe and It IN their own families.
In fact, vEGETINE is the best rem dy yet discoy.
cred for the above Diseases and is the only rslabIs
BLOOD PURIFIER yet placed before the public
Prepared by ii. Il. STEVENS, Boston. Mass.
Price St.25. Sold by all Druggists
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

Don GoSG, of China, embraced the
Christian religion in California, and,
when he returned to his native land,
his pagan father stripped and whipped
him, and threw him into the nearest
pond. Then some women held the old
man while some men fished out the un.
happy Don Gong. atHJ
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

USE lees of Dooley's than of otbe"
Yeast of Baking Powdc-. as it is much stronger.
Put up full weight. Give it fair trial. Gro
GERS sell it-[Com.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

THE best business men are trained at
the Spencerian Business College, Mil
waukee, Wisconsin, Com.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

WE would not recommend the fire.
quent or constant use of any medicine. II is
important to take even a good article judi
ciously. Parsons Purgatire Pills are safe,
prompt and reliable as laxative or cathartic
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04
TO THE PUBLIC.
FEVER AND AGUE!
ALSO THE
GREAT CHOLERA REMEDY,
PERRY DAVIS
PAIN.KILLER
TO THE PUBLIC.
FEVER AND AGUE!

Has won for itsefa reputation unsurpassed in medi-
cal preparations. The tiVersaltV Of The demand for
the Pain Killer is novel interesting and surprising
feature In the history of this medicine. The Pain
Killer is now regularly sold in large md steadily in
creasin0 quantities not only to general in every
State and Territory Of the Unian and every Province
in British America, but 20 Buenos Ayres, Brazil
Uruguay, Perm, Chill. and other South American
States 10 the Sandwich Islands 20 Cuba and other
West India Islands: TO England and Continental
Europe; TO Mozambique, Madagascar, Zanzibar aud
other African lands; 10 Australia and talcut a.
COON and other places in India. IL has also been
sent to China. and we doubt if there s any foreign
auented by American and European missionaries.
travellers traders, into which the Pain Killer has
not been introduced.
Th ertent Of It's usefulness IL another great feature
OF this remarkable medicine IL is not only the best
thing ever known, rs everybody will confess, for
bruises cuts, burns etc: but for dysentery or chol-
era, OF any sort of bowel complaint. IL il remedy
unsurpassed for efficiency and rapdity OF action. IN
the great citer Of British India and the West India
Islands and other hot climates, IL has become the
standard medcins for all sucl complaints, well
dyspepsia. liver complaints, an other kindred dis
orders. For coughs and colds. canker, asthma and
rheumatic difficulties II has been PROVED BY tn most
abundant and convincing trias and testimony, TO be
an invaluable medicine. The proprietors are in pos
session OF letters from persons OF the highes charac
ter and responsibility ties IN terms
20 the cures effected, and the satisfactory results
duced IN endless variety ofcases by the OF this
great medicine That the rain Killer Ia deserving
OF all its proprietors claim for II IL amply proved by
the unparalleled popularity u has attained IL Is
country IN the world, and is becoming more ana
more popular every year. Its healing properties
have been fully tested all over the world, aud IL need
only o be known TO be priced.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

SOMEBODY has invented an India rub
Der frank shield. When malignant
baggage,smasher pitches trunk cover
ed in this way out of baggage car, it
bounds back and takes him over the
eye. The trunk shield is bound to work
a revolution in trunk handling.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

LIKE LIGHTNING are the miraculous cures
effected with Fasg's Instant Relief. Aches. Pains
returned.-ICom.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

Poor Bismarck has gone into physi.
cal decline. He cannot sleep, and
spends his nights drinking champagne
and listening to stories and music.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

CRIsTADoRo's EXCELSIOR HAIR Dye is the
and complete prepar alton of its kind in the
world its effects magical its character harmless.
its tints natural, its qualities enduring-lCom.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-04

as- D IN ections accompany each bottle.
Price p Is 90 cts. and sl per bottle.
J. N. HARRIS g. CO., Cincinnati, Ohio,
Propretors for the Southern and Western States.
OH ~ ALL MEDICINE DEAILRs GgsrRALLY.
vEGErISE has never failed TO effect cure.
giving tone and strength 10 the system debili-
tated By disease.
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WHEN " citing TO ADVERTISERS
w please siy you saw the adyertisemeu
Ia this paper.
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G.En-VA fABLE-send three. cent stamp for
GOV part .hrs D0Bs0N. HAYNES A Co, 81
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-01-31

was rewarded II Anding NJ hand hH 81 enp;
vi s ten S & oms Same ssa s
"a Zen
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s!royea them there e one picture that Command
ssrea mistaken ,sx E.sasiin. :p!rs FORM \:
as s sss s ne
&. w a ha"s: s9 Is.u 4.
bride passed around II also passed around Gordon;
a pS s e:
o:s X: .
.lf S &: BODY "a. S'' on dead 8
somehs IKE priest; Didn't n touch no the SSS::
9a saw n pictures s ss.pps. in the they ten
s " e s Gi
her eyes blue when the form we AL x a.
profile view Of the face she did
R s
that when she could see asaIy her @ Nh
aS ss:fss :ss
Sn Dr. Gorda aa0: DONE sec her
Sssys sprias:m good help e 2. and az Z.
spirits isa Gordon d: Doctor was give
ssc on sunday evening" nn the DGc'oI 1eng cn nc eoa
ing appeared Doctors when he Gus
the trance and the ended went forward -
what II was, found nothing they explained
that possible railroad accident somewhere where
child being n pieces Qaughterl; believe the
spirits help in inventions; they help all per sons fer
good bad
CoyNsEL-Doo.or can't prevail upon the spirit. Y
Invent sthoa b which can prodnas
underground railroad In TINS city tLaugtfer1
The witness did degn the query.
CoUNsEI.-DocI0r have you ever been in lunatc ~.
um? A. No.
The counsel having gained all the information
they could In reference to Spirtuailsm from the wie-
ness allowed nm to take has seat. The case WIS
further adjourned until tomorrow afternoon, AZ
hatpast one, when 1t Is expected the prosecution
will place DR.. Gordon on the Witness stand.
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national srt than laws calculated 10 keep alive the pre-
JUDGES and resontments OF the people
Mr.. NYI repl OF Rev., replied lie said had been left
Tor Mr. Schurz TO discover the sovereign of
POLITICAL 0UNDURANGO.
which TO cure all the ills of the BODY poc The Senator
tMr Schurz had denounced all who did agree with
henson OF the spirit Of true repubcansu. lie tMr Nye,
thought he knew much the history of the rebellion
and and OF MS country as mr. sSsur. did because be
quite becoming In Mr. SEIZURE to charge lack of
craftsmanship upon all the great who with
these questions since the close OF the rcbelon Who
Institutions wasg For his (Nyes) part would never
consent TO- give the retel leaders the right
take part In the government He would keep them browsing
on the outside m their hair grew long Nebuchac
nezzars and u that satesma nship then he
not know anything about i. 0anehter.) The Senator
wanted tue leading rebels relieved, bring higher
rather have lower order OF TALENT in the school
OF loyalty A to the abuses the of South
efn states The people had only themselves to blame They
had sown tue wind and must reap the whir,wind.
Mr. SCuuhz said he would not reply length to Mr. Nyes
speech but he would notice his boast that he
was 10 tne manner born and therefore must know
wished the senator from Nevada understand that adopted
citizens would Judge for themselves They had come here
Win desre to ENJOY the blessings OF republican insti
lions and their desire to maintain them by
less IMAM that OF native czens and the senator thought
ty must follow his Lead In order to lie EMIT ed the rights
OF ctxensnp he was very much mistaken tie mr. Schurz)
nad attempted to learn something about republican int
lions from Mr. Nye but must confess that he had not found
the effort very profitable.
SEIZURE not being native born but the Senator himself had
told the Senate time that he had waited here
on wsve Of revolution" He (Mr kye found no fault
with the Observation-Disclosures he worder upon what
meat the Senator Ind fed He had great as to
turn instructor IN the principles OF rcpublicanism.
MT ROBERTSON trep OF 3. Co. gave notice that he would
the bill
The Senate then at half past four adjourned.
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COMMERCIAL TRAVELLERS.
Proposed Blacismailiug Measure in the Mary
land MISUNDERSTANDING to the .ner-
ct, of

Proposed Blacismaiing Measure in the Mary
land Observation-Disclosures TO the !Mcr.
chants Of Rev York.
The Commercial Travellers National Association
Is aroused by the fact that the Legislature of Mary.
land, now sitting, has run bul through TO It's
second reading which compels all commercial
travellers who sell goods in Baltimore or
any city in the state TO pay license of
$500 before they transact any business Some
time ago the Association contested the legality of
paying those licenses IN Southern cities In the SUI
preme Court OF the United States The decision OF
the Court was against paying the license as no law
could he found Oh the statute BOOK putting non.
resident trader the same footing as a resident
against commercial travellers In Baltimore than IN
any other city. and IL mas been no unusual tn.ng
for men to be imprisoned for months for selling a
single bale OF goods.
Ine Association h seriously alarmed al the pro.
posed action Of the state legislature for IL the bil
passes IL VIII require three years time and vast
amount or money TO contest the matter before the
supreme Court again. IN the meantime all trav-
elers doing business IN Baltimore Will be compelled
10 pay this exorbtant license or $500, with the al
tentative OF either Ceas.ng 10 visit the Guy or
taking the risk OF imprisonment Tor violation
OF the law. The matter Is OF great importance To
the merchants OF this city Tor II the bill be allowed
10 PASS TO its third reading without strong express
OF he trade OF Maryland Will be diverted ron New
YORK. Mr.. Keller, the secretary OF the Association
Is taxing measures to arouse the merchants 10 >.
sense OF the danger 10 their interests;
must mus DC done speedily. as thc biii mas
passed the second reading and is being rapidly
hurried through 10 third. Many nrms
wouid be unable 70 send drummers to Maryland on