The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-12-05

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Why sta ga3sss Rose ake the middle
~ Use carA' Because .ls the sseuief ol
gravity
a Grossly o.d bachelor says lsre f. q
wniehe8 aaaues, consisting 0fa little
aaIaF. 8 HtIe dying. Esd S deal % lying.
The esr,lss ths Lgrds. lots. ia163
for 3 ufra a3jy.uiHg inscriptions at
ths sea CI.ds eamp-mectiug grouuds
III Is considered a rery polite lhIug
when walking with s lads % pss5 around
"a llss opposite side 70 avoid stepping on
Der sh43ow
Tie ST. Louis Times describes tbe
love existing bslweeu Young shoemaker
and the ohret q h.s affections asa case Of
tae soies with bat a single upper,
Two gentlemen were e1mflimcutlng
easA other ou their hsblts of temperance.
I'D sou ever neighbour, said one, see me
with more thaa ! could earryS No. iu-
deed, va. ths ghe npiy but have seen
sea wbeu lboaghI sou llad better gone
twice after Co.
Tn s self made man, said q native Of
-foaulugtap, The other day 10 New
lors gentleman, with whom be had been
driving s sharp bargain. Glad to hear you
say 50, responded the New Yorker, who
had been wouted ia the trade, for It re-
lieFes the Lord Of great responsibility.
As a drunken man was staggering
along the B0wery, tho other night, be
saw street ears passing him with different
oolored lights, aud gazing at the red,
yellow, blue and green lamps, WAS heard
sollloquiAiug; Inns get out O this place
lis too sicky. They are running the
drug stores around on wheels.
"A man who was too mean 10 adyer.
tise land which be wanted to sell put mp
written notice in one OF the hotels. a
mau who WIS inqnirlug for a small farm
was referred to the written notice, when
hc replied | can't buy baud at fair
price OF any man who does his adycrtis-
Ing 10 that way, He'd steal the fence,
the pump handle aud the barn doors be-
fore Do gave ap possession.
Sheridan, one day when coming home
ausa shooting, with an empty bog. did
NOT like to 90 home completely empty,
aud seeing q number Of ducks in n pond,
and d man, a farmer, leaning on a fence
raib watching them, said, What will YOU
take for shot At the ducks Well will
take hall q sovereign, sail the farmer.
Done, said Sheridan; and he fired into
Abe flock, killing about dozen. | am
afraid YOU have made bad bargain. said
sheridan. Wei, don't know, said the
man, they weren't mine.
An old fellow who was noted through
The town for his SCATTERING as well as for
his shrewdncs. IN making bargain, stop
ped Al agrocery aud inquired How MN
amy t-iulkcys have yon g-g-golY Eight
.ir replied the grocer Though on t.
iendcrs Some are tender aud some tough
was the reply. lk-k-keep boarders, said
tho new customer. P-piek ont the f
four l-,-toughest ones, II YOU please The
delighted grocer very willingly compiled
with Tho unusual request, aud said in his
poIitest tone, These are tie tough oucs,
sir. Upon which the purchaser cody put
his hand upon tie remaining four, and ex-
claimed, LIN tt-take th-th-cse.
How DO YOU like the clam sougs
asked an old lady Of her daughter, as thoy
stepped into the street after a popular
concert,
Clam song, exclaimed the youug lady,
Ia astonishment Why what do YOU refer
10. m0therg
Why, the first one she sung.
q, You mean She'll, Of the Ocean, don't
yon mother,
Well. yes, said the o'l lady. d. think
that wa b.; 70 was something about
claims, su, WAY mad on know 10 ake
lhem No well.
~ god uue l. ioI5 Of IuJge Nice
lately AJonl lhe commencement ot the
war be made a speech Ia Nou4 Ah,bma.
ia which be sah that the Spnfbern sol.
diers eould whip the yar.kces with pop
guns. siaee the wsg .,e Glanced TO make
snolheg speech st Sire ,aue plaep. \ bie
aaBble ioiulet bliow was present VIM
heard aud remembered the former spe--l
aad being ia tt3 auiabla frame u ainl.
concluded 10 50 for Sam, EoIBu,: up bi.
sleeves and popping bia ii., in ,ha palm Of
bis band, be prop3andea ihe fearful quc.-
liau
sam Rice didn't son make n speech here
IN 1852
! ii1, said sam
And didn't ypo sag that We could whip
the yankees wi,hpop.gunst
Certainly did, bui The rascals wouldn't
lg,si - that WAY
The Rcf Nj MauiH o. BeNInziou.
Msiue, msu u decided talent aad
wauh. was ai-o somewhat noted Tor bis
segsutrgity anA hnmpg. which occasion.
ally showed themselves Ia 81. public min
istrations III the time o. tle great land
pa ulatlons n Maine, several o. BIS par
EShiagrfs apa church memhefk we're rsr-