Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-05-30
OUR APPETIZER.
A spring bed "A bed Of ralish.

"a 0i''iho c'N - wv Va iSoisb'
es.
Why should a sailor know there
"a n man IN the moon :? Because he
has been 10 sea.
- Susan B, is now announced as
the only surviving daughter OF Mare
| Anthony.
There are 2,OGi languages in the
world beside those affected 10y Walt.
Whitrman, CArlcy, and Stephen
Pearl Andrews.
AT a spiritual seance the other
night the gbo~Ily visitor vas asked
what was the most popular arn.*e.
mrnt ia the spltlt land Reading
obituary notices." Was tho answer,
"A Sciehtihc Rcasoncr--a friend
Of ours, who cane upon scientlis
treatise on "The Velocity of L,Iht,"
says he can understand now how 1t is
that his gas4 bill runs up 50 rapidly.
--f,m
A Scotch law lord was seated
one day on the hillside Of Bonaly
with n Scotch shepherd. and obserys
iEg the sheep rcpn~ng III what hs
thought the coolest situation, hu oh.
served to him: John, if were =
sheep | would lie on the other side of
the hill. " The shepherd answered
" Az, my loard. bnt II sc had been
sheep ye would Lave had mair
segse,"
--in little village ia Virginia
there lived family named Rlnsom.
They were nat pious people, aud they
never went to church. Once. how.
ever, during revival, the family
were prevailed upon to attend preach
ing. Whrn they made their reluct-
ant and lardy appearance the services
had began, ana they bad scarcely
taken their seats when the preacher
gave oat the first hymn, reading it
somewhat ,hnsi Return, ye Ran
SOM sinners, home =" Ar right !"
cried the head Of The RlnSoms, gei-
ting up in rage, aud clappng his
hat ON his head Come along, old
woman and gals, wen 60 home fast
enough, and every body in the old
church knows We don't want TO
come"
Tho reason why he finds 1t nee,
esstry 10 base bis new sr. OF false
teeth made Of an nnnsnllly large size
* dis: Ills name IL Satchel, and he
hal the tooth ashe a few weeks asp
very badly Stopping n a drn2gisn
Tor the purpose oi' obtaining n yipcy
Of raw cotton with which 10 plug 'ho
tooth, the boy behind the counter
made mistake and gave hlp waa
Of gun cotton. 81 Mr. Sa,ehel in.
) rcd il, and imnrdiateJy fuit IKE
t4kiug smoke. we don't know eX.
actIy how it vas but the ache wu
IN trout tooth, 4pd soGci,qw ar eihs
rr hen NJ, sat.hci lit the patch, he
most haze held il 10, close To his
IN putt, aRa ia second he was sar,
| y i,ed to feed sort vi an exHosog
ID thpye, aud 10 inl bis teeth blown
| through his checks, and mp through
bis skull, aud out of his ploulb into
a feauc Opposite which lac stood. Io
only saved few Of them those thH
, smashed upward aud lodged IA his
HAT. And nov his mouth opens like
the lid Of mustard castor, aud wgl
Ia Id set Of teeth as big AZ tho
halves of a circus ring.
This Rochester reccjp. for
making soup: Take apaa ii TIrF
aud wash il clean. Then boil 1t tla
! it IL brown on beth sides. Pour ip
ane bean. When the bean begins ot
worry, prepare to slmmer. II tho
bpau won't simmer it's too r,ch.
Poar In more water Dry tho water
with q 4owci before you put 1t IN.
rho dryer the water tho sooner 1t
browns. Siumcr the soup unil! tho
bean bursts laughing. Then add
,one water aud serve hot at 25 cens
y bowl.
"A clever old lady, apparently
just arrived Oh . paln from the conpt-
Iry, entered Que VI the seigesltsctt
roam> a l4e seriqgHell (Nass) rail.
irty.a si4&ioa, ll.e other day, apd SAD
| ,hs had len der parasol W tte Sct,ee,
A eeupra' eegroG ..Qlnaepeea, ana
| lated syr Qome utae, Finally ope of
TN. waters ASKED tie old aare vhsq
.hg le4! Il, 40 wl.jpb s!,a answered,
iafer counting up Oh her fingers:
" Vel. It /. just three years ago last
Fourth OF july There was . gene.
yal roar, legah TO tee acknowledgement Of
tby qll lady, who sasA away With :
very puzzled !ook upon hsf eypp's'
AaQge.