The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1872-11-01
PLAIN DEALER,

BRIGHAM YOUNG has taken . census
Of his family. He has fifty-eight child
rem, with several wives yet to hear from.
Adams nativity has at last been dis
covered. He was, according to Darwin,
a German.
The louisville n Courier Journal
speaks Of wcll-known newspaper man
as assistant idiot on the.
Mrs. Fair has shot man for kissing
his wife. She has been acquitted. Mar
ried men should be cautions.
"I.ove one another - were the dying
words Of the great Seward. "Hatc each
other" is the exclamation Of every
republican statesman left.
The Chiago Post advises us to "draw
upon DANA for new and mighty lie."
But we decline to do it. We are con-
cnt with the old and mighty lies of the
Post.
Why are ladies out 'shopping' like
birds on the wing? Because it takes
them a long time to settle upon their
purchase (perches.) ~.'.
The other Sunday the following was
posted up in the lobby Of the Cambridge
Washington county, N. Y. Presbyterian
church; Notice.
TIrusvILLE WOMEN write sentimen-
tai communications to the Press when
their poodlcs die. A large amount Of
female affection often centers on puppies.
The Washington clergymen arc pro-
testing against Sunday funerals, and
doctors arc requested to regulate de-
misses accordingly.
A little girl wanting fan, but not
being able to remember the word, said
she wanted thing to brush the war
NTH off with"
A snob once asked an honest labor
ing man what part he performed in the
great drama of life. Il mind my own
business, and pay my way" was the
reply.
The person who stole Songs Of the
Sanctuary from seat No.32 should i'm
prove the opportunity Of singing them
here, as he will have no occasion to
sing them hereafter
A radical editor attended a musical
entertainment, but when the first piece
was announced, "strike the Lyre,' lie
ran off shouting "Ku Klux." He
made sure" they were after him.
A young man who ought to be as.
hamed Of himself, in commentin on q
frcman's parade, said that a wet day
was always favorable for an exhibition
Of hose .-...
The straight-out vote at the election
in Indiana was 1870. In Ohio it va,
classed among the ''scattering !" which
reached 146. The prohibitionist in
Ohio cast over 1000 votes.
Under the head Of fashionable intel
ligencc,an exchange gives the following;
Ladies. bustles will be enlarged at the
end Of the present month by the ad.
ditiou Of one more news paper.
A loafng bullock lately threw th.r
teen cars Oh the Great Western read,
England, down an embankment. :"
That's nothing. Down in Georgia a
Bullock threw a state-railroads and
all-into bankruptcy.
For the FIRST time in the court annals
Of Maryland man has srel woman
for refusing to marry him. He lays his
damages at $4,000, and the woman
now should keep her promise just to
punish such fool.
The Danbury News says: This
is opening week f r che t us. In }a,'-
ing out Of the trees we have noticed
that good boys generally strike on their
heads, while had boys invariably land
on their feet. The legislature should
look into this matter"
Tie Chicago Post says eve are for
81, sing the saloons, and closing them
next Sunday" This is the declaration
of an earnest Christian who is serenely
conscious that there is enough in the
jug at home to last until daybreak
Monday morning. .--
In the trial of McWilliams, Chief
Of the Jcrsy City police, for completely
in the robbery Of the Jersey City Bank,
one Of the robbers testified that the
Chief melted him to the deed, stating
that there was 100000 in it, and
promising, for 20 per cent of the plund.
er, to let the thieves escape, if caught.
= Molly Strong, Of Newton, Michigan
dug we'll forty feet deep last summer,
and received $3.50 from Ter father
therefor. She received numerous offers