The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-02-27
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The last time ap Iowa man saw his
thdmhit vas going through a corn.
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An Iowa damsel having offended u
gentleman at a leap year party he is
about to send his big sister to demand
an apology.
a young girl was practicing the
Battle of Prague" on piano in Brook.
Ign, on Saturday last. After she had
played for two hours burglar shot at
her through the window, but, to the
grief of the neighborhood, missed her.
Glashier, the nronant, has noticed
that the voice of woman is audible
in a balloon at the height Of about two
miles while that Of man has never
reached higher than mile. Perhaps
female @ronant would hear mana
voice better.
Says an Illinois paper: During the
cold weather of Thursday last the city
editor of the Jack sonville journal
troze his ears about foot deep They
are to be amputated at the second Joint,
| but his many friends will be rejoiced
to know that. in spite Of the accident.
he still has ample stock for all tho
! purposes of his position" ..s...
A western lady has invented con.
trivance which efiectually does away
with the annoyance produced by her
husbands SNORING tunnels Of
| hard rubber connected by Il fXible
tube. One Of the funpels is placed
lover the snorer's mouth and the ether
over one ear The result is all the
sound is confined, and the snorer hears
his own music intensely. gcneralIy
wakes him up at the first note.
On last Thursday, February Sth,
an ,ccident, with fatal and serious re-
salts, occurred on Price & Relley's
section Of the Benefits Branch Rail
road, in Huston township. 1t seems
the wurkmen were engaged on a "fali,
that is, undermining a clay bank
when the whole mass of earth at which
they were digging suddenly gave way,
and, falling ON the men, Killed two,
fractured the arm of one, the leg of
another, and otherwise injured four
more. We have not learned the names
of the sufferers. - Cearfed Journal.
Mr. Quay writes from Harrisburg
to his paper, the Beaver RdGicdi, as
follows: Flity.two delegates to the
State Convention have already been
elected, twenty. eight Of whom are
known to be for Inrtranit, seven for
White, eight for Ketchum, five for
Jordan, three for Lilly, and one in
CraWtnr county in doubt. This is
the estimate Of one who has taken
pains to inf rm himself as to the posi-
ton of the delegates, and can be re.
lied upon. The ticket will I've Hart,
rant for Governor, and Williams, Of
lioga, for Sapreme Judge,
A millionaire of Paris wrote to
Scribe: My dear sir, have a great
desire to be associated with you in
some dramatic composition. Will
you 10 ne the favor 70 write a comedy,
and to permit me to add to it a few
linas of my own? will then have it
produced in the most costly and spIen-
did style upon the stage, at my own
expense, and We sha,c the glory !" 70
which NJ. Scribe answered: "My
dear sir, | must decline your flattering
/ proposal, because religion teaches me
that it is not proper that horse and
1 an ass should he yoked together" To
which the millionaire replied: "Sir, |
have received your impertnentepislle.
BY what authority do YOU call me a
horsc?"
Some one says: al know a boy who
created a sensation by breaking in up.
on the gravity of his guests in this
wise: Ent ring the room he com
menced: The class in natural history
are invited to witness living curinsi-
/ ~. Even the learned Agassiz has new
ereXplaiued the reason why,if you take
q guinea pig up by the tail, his eyes
will drop out. Please walk out into
( the kitchea and lock at Cavy.' They
all rush out and behold tho little fel.
low with black and orange spots in
| the kitchen as announced. Let US
see his eyes irop out now says Tom
my. Lit him up By the tail and see,'
says the young showm0u, But Tom.
I my makes but indifferent progress, for
10, guinea pig is found to have no
tailw
An experimenting Detroit chemist
took piece uf threadbare cotton cloth,
smeured it with boiled linsccd oil. and
placed ii in the centre Of chest filled
with paper and rags. Although the
room was not tight, and the weather
was cold, there was a smell OF fire
about the loom in eight days. I'm
packing it, the experimcnter found
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