The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-04-17
an Editors Tormeotors.
"N. oUAD's" EXPERIENCE.

No one ever comes up into the rooms
Of the top story Of a four.story building
set apart for the staff of a daily paper.
This is why every article reads so evenly
and smoothly. All you've got to do if
you belog.g to the staff is to climb up
there, sit all day long in the deep, grim
silence, and when midnight comes you
can lower yourself down stairs with
consciousness that every article xill read
like clock work.
Yesterday morning I commenced an
article entitled, "Tbe Unseen Influences
Of the Spirit World" and had got as far
as to say that "Although we hear no
voices, there is some subte influence
pervading the" when q man came
up with a demand for correction fan
article charging him with bigamy. You
have to keep right on with an idea when
you get hold oft, and so I run him in.
"Pervadins the air about yon all the
time Peter Smith has called at this Office
to say that the unhcard voices coming
from the dead often swerve US from be
isn't the man mentioned as having two
wives the path marked ont BY the obsti
natc-'
(Here another man came in and want.
ed notice ofhis new builiing)
Spirits which refuse to yield to that
new block on Michigan avenue, although
Smith is directly charged by the police
with marble front and one hundred
and twenty feet deep. At night, after
days toll. who does not love to sit down
and let his mind run to the mysterious
and shadowy basement under it and
stone caps above the windows ne take
great pleasure in setting Smith right be-
fore his fellow citizcus and, -"
(IIere man came up and wanted to
look at a state map, although be could
lave found one down stairs)
"Cvrtainiy: sir, look at all the state
maps you want to and call back the spirit
Of some dear friend gone before Us will
ascertain the name OF the policeman who
wrougt:.lly accused Mr. Smith Of having
frontage cn Michigan avenue which
helps the look of that street very much,
and YOU will find the county Of lIillS,lale
further to the ief; Of that land from which
no one has ever returned to tell US
whether our friends arc sad or Joyful"
tilerc boy GENES up and wanted to
sci! some tonka beans to keep moths eff
''Thanh We. Bnb. don't want any tonka
beans II you ever want to look at any
more Of our maps come tight up with a
ManSard roof to crown ali, and Smi:h is
now set right before the public and his
friends generally, who have thus i'm.
proved the town and commune with them
as to whether moment Of sadness does
not occasionally steal over them as they
think CT the fond friends left behind come
ap again and III talk with you about the
tonka beans and every patriotic citizen
ought to keep state map in his new
block OF Michigan avenue Smith who
safes that en-: Of lis wives deserted him
in Illinois AMI ;Ac either"
(Hcre = widow waatcJ; 10 know why no
paper vas issued the day after Thanks
giving.)
Because it was day set apart for one
huuirei an! inrty-four widows in the
entire block With tOnka l.eanS cn2nelcd
ON State maps to mourn their ea,ly de-
partnre through the valley and the sh,.
dow OF death 'lor's want you to bother
ae any more Mr. Smith about your two
wives and come Bub get right down
stairs now with your heanS to that spirit
land where ali is joy and peace the com.
posito-S wanted a holiday and its against
the principles Of christianity to-"
(Elc-e COMES Il by up with 4 basket Of
apples.)
Forever more can't eat apples owing
10 my teeth ard Smith is now good for
AZ: Leans which any state map connect
cd ui;h this otiicc has nothing bat joy
and peace to mark the never ending time
Il. break your neck If you Say apples TO
me again and You see that the new block
spoken of has no bisatny 10 prove the
moths don, apple the tOuAa beans sold in
Ili!lsdale county"
We have received The MONTHLY SoUTE-