Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1872-05-30
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AlSCELLANEO Us I7ENS.
Whattreeis nearest the sea- The
Eibeach. .. a, 49,. -,
I al South Carolina people who have
Passs 9o to Aiken.
If tE5ge enemy wrong thee buy each
of his d3stdrefi a drum. 10 q sios
i The tune Of the smoker and of the
tobacco ehsvsst Is the spit-tune-l'iaioa
EtiquetteG1f you pay d visit, it Is
not necessary to taEle a receipt. s9saS
Itisa bad sign.ts be eskiIIful in apollo
gies.-J. r. Loweii.ie qiazGRof &.
AiWesternieditor A speaks of "a wind
that tJust tsat down on it hind legs and
howled.H isi Isdf .sgi gilss aa=ssgs1 Wi
There are people whose minds are ae-
tive, purely from want Of ideas,JMia1IT- Mar
livaux. i,-.'.... - "a
Can a watch be said TO be perfectly
dry when it has running spring in-
side. s-7-''.ii-
The wife of a Northfeld, Vermont,
man left hot pie In his chair. That's
lall. - s&a fsi}i .s-i<irl4
Noah was probably the first man
who went to sea for fear of being drown
ed. - ts -f9sL "a =s a9izHi
ga Portland man went into shop
and cailed fer ies0me white .W0manis
tlong-legged catt0nstocking hose Yaios
We are never beneath hopewhile we
are above hell, and never aboyai hope
while we are beneath heayep- oss ..,93
Outin. California anlawyerl who de-
tends a criminal for four. car tickets is
called a sbyster. - :. '..'-
A California man was thrown out of
bed by the, earthquake. He doesn't
consider it a fair shake. ,.ii5 Dis 1oii0a
HCIeaniiness is next to Godlinesss.n
Tfthat is so, a cake Of good soap is bet
ter than poor sermon. ai30 i1Gelt2
. The Chinese newspaper which has
entered. on its two tllousanths volume
has lost all its original subscribers. foa
"Bill, 1said one apprentice to anoth-
er, ssl don't like ~ boss as is allers
round, interferin' with his own bust
ness: -. A=iidB4 " bsmaf-a i-4tGi
IA Philadelphia woman, who was so
indisereet as TO break her leg. but to
modest to hayea doctor set il, has died
from modification. i''Ai" . stiiA'li
A Winona editor has been presented
with a peck Of new onions, and in his
very next breath gives them the strong
est kind efaipuff sJ9 5W .yfseq lo
A Moyristown editor, towhom was
sent a. song entitled '''What Shall Ny
Love Wear?"i wrote a kind but decisive
article advising her to wear clothes.
An Iowa minister is charged by
local newspaper with stretching the
blankets of veracity. He is also sup
posed at times to be several sheets Ia
in the wind.ge sed 9lf3il 10 sst7n,H
Speaking of the danger of catching
small pax from handling greenbacks,
country1 editor congratHlasesp himself
that he is safe enough. 49, l...--..,.
@ Mao and wife in Russia always own
their property separately, and instanc-
es Of wives suing their husbands for
debt are byBo means UNCOMMON. u -
Father, what does the printer live
on? Why, my child2 because, YOU
said you hadn't paid him for four years,
and still take the paper. Wife, spank
that child 81 q se5fliis1 "a tsIjlzig
% A boy writing aicom position on seq
tremes,n remarked that 1--WE lshOald
andeayor TO avoid extremes, especially
those of wasps and bees" "lli5t slt f-5I
A Western editor says that fresh
water has tasted strong of sinners ever
since the universal deluge, and that's
why he tiavors it, Z 7 Pc -
a boy has been found in VOLTS den
IN India, cared for by the occupant,
md eating raw meat that was brought
him, 80
A Boston clergyman recently spoke
)f woman having the ~pearl dropsof
affection glistening ON her cheeks.n
He meant to say she cried. a .i.o'lt
An ex-Tribune proof-reader says: ssIf
Horace Greeley had written the inserip-
ion on the wall in Babylon. Belshaz-
,ar would have been a good deal more
cared than he was. "
The good times which belong to pros
oerity are to be wished, but the good
hings that belong to adversity are to
be admired.-Seneca. .h5'f. is.fissiiid
Out of the unregulated viii springs
passion; out of passion gTatifed, habit;
)ut of habit unresisted, necessity.-St.
e-''-''~' -, - - g..
A Chicago congregation pricked UP
IS ears when the minister said, II have
and to sell, " but dropped of to sleep
gain when he added, that -beaptifnl
~ f'nu ou n's :. zsalU nsjll5el9
The editor who talks OF cholera being
IN the wing, had better take care that
t don't catch him on the fly and put
i'm ont