The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-09-28
yexations of il Front .NuM %
BY aBouesy AuruA

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We have recently smaSedsiato a. House
that has arfronts yard aotNscehase always
lived in houses whose fr6nE yardswbs
the street. sChildrenacstfll play in Ia c
yard whether there ;ls. a. street 4afnfsing
through it or ,not.'BsA fer Bsso Or 'threc
of them had relsaescapcd, bsing RIM
over by the teams thetIi,isistetlyo,S fun ,
| ming through hieuurs ltoHeisafd, wife said
she must rent a hoasestRat.RaAa' a'e ahy
street in it. SoswesdM a1,ut lefdli slre
children didn't maEisEns siasaaf, ,taseh
they are inthe strsgraus fpHoh ap dve /,
aceulnulatings their daily supply ofbhAt
row escapcsse str1r'HT svioa91 oEs
Wi said the yarads6ked bare Will
out shrubs, and AAss,s4eFass, Ass,seFa aid Si6es.a Z
limited that u litths grass 'w0lldoheip it
too. She asked rbsif Iilsns& wlfcrc
could get some, aHdiI.tel,l heas That j
knew a little eRraPse~itiow- the ,ra
street, if she world tlo4s TsTettrraated
followed by the rolssag pm iiof 'ea
I---s'onle 5orlting was going away,
wife asked ms t6HBtibg her a few
"annuais" when | came back. | wond-
cred what she waufeaz with ann uals as |
podc down in tlig.street car, but | am
ac' ustomcd to blend obeai,ncc t. her
requests, SO whom ! went home at night
brought her some nn aals There
were ..Df. sIaype's NIetlic.tl Almanac ?
rclaember, and The soldsi GLOW +
Annual OlFering, : and II New Years
Address," for 1862, and the e!f;iirnl Day
Gift" and numerous annual addresses
before agriculturafassociations that Rad
cumulated on my hands -
Good gracious,Y exclaimed Mrs
Boggs Che never fEcars Ike that unless
under great o4eitemont,) "what have
you brought me Y,f
"-Aauuals, Mrs. oggs," said i. qYou
snid you wanfl,d some annual~,
sRt l here !l.x - - =. :
Then Mrs.#Boggs burst out laughing
and cried, WHY, you old fool yon, Owe
have been marriel twenty gears, but
Mrs. B. calls me pot Aamcs yet, tn,
ANIMALS | mean are flowers such Us
verbenas, pamsics, morning glorics
niSnonci,c and taa like 20 set out in
our front yard" Then she took all the
ANIMALS | had been at 90 much pains tc
collect and set them out in the back
yard among other rubbish.
The next morning ahc asked ne il
thought could Set her some rose,
Tor the front yard. To!d her knew Il
man who lad got lot Of carly ros,
potatoes, but it WASN'T the night time iol
setting them out, have an idea that
the ground is mucA better eupi,ycI in
ising potato than in raising flower
unless it be a barrel Of Nour) VIZ,
said hadn't bit ii taste She then
gave me a memoranda Of roses sh,
wanted. | was busy all day, bat ju,t
ms was about TAX ng car Tor hon,
thought Of tho rosos. | referred to Tho
memoranda and found the following
Get a few scraniuirs, luohias, hello
irope, roses, bourbon, running rose
Prairie Queen golden tea plant
vines, English ivy, Wandering jew
seeds, occ,'
| studied it hard, but It WIS sli i-htll
incom!: saAo::a;l!o %I.y .ia,i c,iicatiy
got things mixed up. However, went
to Il florists and told him what 7 wantcl
Said /: Give n.e lew gcraniul.s aul
a few shes, and =
"a few what ?" asked the n,wer man
looking very puzzled.
"a few she's. said /, turning very
red, | know, Ior | couldn't tell for the
iifc Of me what NY wife wan .ol Of u
lew shes about the place, as sho move,
could live in tie same house with
another woman.
AS the florist looked more staggered
thun ever, hand d him the mcmor .nda
when he bprstcd into loud laugh
"Why man. lie cried, its J.chi,tc,
she wants y and thcn lac roarcd again
"Wcll, whatever it is, give me 1,
couple OF yards Of it a2J w,-tront
anl back yards, too"
You see was mad.
sot the things the memoranda
seemed to call for at various places, aud
went homc.