The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-03-07


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quaaoa are principally remembered Or
TIE miseAiei lley have doae.
Mn Psn3agtap says Sic does Wi.h
tl.ey hurry up ard pass The silver ser-
tioe bIil ID Washington.
One can't have everything. So the
man said when be wa down Wild small
foa and ell8iers. and ihe geilow feayer
came Into lhe Deighborho5d
The lAs question thAt las troubled
pl.ilss9pbcrs s. lhis Which cause. girl
u,asl pleasure. TO bear bcrseli praised or
smother Kirl runjowng
Tie strongest propensity IN q wo-
mans nature, ssys a careful student u
tlse sex, il 70 know bai Is goIug on and
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Charley. what "a Il makes YOU 10
sweet said loving mother 20 her little
boy. ~ she pressed him 10 her bosom
des. vhen pod made me ont ~ du.t be
pat lIltie thugar in, said Charley,
Avoid arguments With ladies 10
spinning yarns among silks aud satins
man Il sure % be worsted and twisted.
And when q man Is worsted and twisted,
be may consider himself wound mp.
Do you thlnk | shall have justice done
noe said culprit 10 his counsel, a
shrewd Kentucky lawyer Of the best class
in that eloquent state sun a littlc afraid
that yon won't, replied The other see
two meH 90 the jury who are opposed 70
hanging.
A lady sends as this as an example
Of The forcible way N which children
sometimes pat things Little SIS had
dreadful toothaebo. How intensely she
suffered, and how she cried Her mother
gave her something 10 ease the pain, and
told her 70 keep her mouth shut, and her
tooth would be better soon O mother,
said she, how can I, when every time |
shut my mouth STEP On on my tooth.
Some wags were walking around 90
agricultural implement store, and they
CHANGED to see, IN the rear dressed hog
hanging bY a hook TO the wall IIal
ha bal cried they TO the young man IN
attendance, what sort Of an agricultural
implement doyou call that5 That, said he
i patent combined root-grubber, corn
shelter, apple'grinder, gate-liiter, double
action, back.spring sod plow but guess
you won't want one, for il takes mighty
smart man TO manage EN-.
Here Is another Irish story: Bridget
came TO Der mistress, aud asked for nee
die and thread
DO you want II fine or coarse5 asked
the lady
Sure an | don't know mum, said /
Bridget
What do you want II for? said her
mistress. Ifyou tell me that, may know
what TO give you.
Well, mum, the cook has list towld me
to string the beans, an sure an / want
neydle an third for that
--Coleridgc--the melancholy Colcridge
who was too fastidious as we'll as lazy to
earn his own living; who left his wife
and babies (to whom he wrote the most
musical of poetry TO be supported by the
daily brain-work ofanother- was very
much exasperated one morning at hear
Ing street-vondcr crying Old clo old
olol Can't you say old clothos2 exclaim-
ed the master Of melody. ! can say old
clothes as well as you, answered the in
Iurcd rag-man; but II you had to cry old
clothes twenty thousand times 8 day, as |
do, you'd be glad enough TO stop al old
clo
"A certain bishop repeated in SER
mon this text, All flesh il grass. II was
Lent, and few days af,er, he encountered
a parishIoner who seemed TO have some
thing on bis mind The top Of the morn
ing TO your reverence, said Terence. did
! fairly understand yonr rivcrencc 10 say.
All flesh IL grass, last sunday 10 he
snre YOU did, replied the bishop. and yon
are herctie Won doubt Il. Oh, diyiI
bit do ! doubt anything your reverence
says, said The willy Terence; but If your
riverence pleascs, wish to know
whether IN this Lent time, could not
be after having a small piece or bqfe. by
way Of a salad7
"A New Orleans paper tells story
about freuohman there who INDUCED
IN game Of 'draw.poker' aud lost a cool
thousand Tie was patted on The back
aud told not to feel discouraged, that he
would have better luck next time.
No, salre he exclaimed, no ask for =
more luck. play 40 more what Won
all him--pokaircs No, no more no
wish to bear fe name pokairc IN my two
.ars
Al the hotel, the man being cold. be
-ang he bell and servant appeared.
wan, sou 10 make ~ fire 70 burp-I
want him bot
Aye, sIr can 10 that with tie poker.
The Freedman groaucd, aud fright. Z
med ne boy with look 81 savage de-
pair.
You rascal, be moaned, IL ,ou say po-
.sire 70 me, viii ent your throat IN
lose to your bead,
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