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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
Buffalo Bill in Cleveland.

Buffalo Bill" the original, genu.
inc = Ball" who has lifted more hajr,
wiped out more redskins, killed more
grizzlies, aud raised more particular
mischief generally upon the plains
than any other man. .cc riding to Ned
Bintline. pas ell through this city on
Friday last, OH mis- way East. Blf.lo
William only stopped In this citv long
enough to cprrai" sum :ient provis-
ions ut the depot dining hall to last
him to B slo. He was attired In
the usual bucksxin suit SO often de.
scribed In ten cent novels, and Gre.
ated nich CONSERVATION am m,ng the
sable wait rs by eating his beef en-
tirely raw aud cutting his bread with
bowie knife that he had twisted
around among the vitais Of SCORES Of
indians. as the notches on the han lie
prove. He wore a gray shirt, upon
which flashed the fifty cent solitaire
that Aiexi. CAV. him for his services
in the recent buffalo hunt that his
flooded the country with chesD mat
aud nearly ruined the butchers.
While lei-ursiy avsitiny the d.nsrt-
ure Of the Eastern Express +" Bill"
amused himself by throwing his rail.
road ticket in the air AMI sh Oting 1t
full Of holes with his rev liver. of'sn
putting six bullet holes through the
same before it fell to the ground.
While thu. eng sSed. q tohsecD d.aler
came into the depot. bringing large
wooden Indian which he intended TO
express to Painesvill. for a cigar deal
er's sign.
No snnnsr did r Il see the blond
thirsty demon of the forest tnan
change swept over his counte.
nance like cyclone over adl lsk pom I.
Giving an ear piercing yell, that
would have delighted tinii young
ladies who want to wear ear-rin {. but
Hare not have their ear. pierced by the
ordinary means. William gave q leap
seventeen feat into the mir, and cane
down on the whitewo,i savage like a
thousand Of brick; q ticker than the
iightniny's fash he stabbed the unsus-
pecting Indian to the heart. and b..
fore the latter could use the tomaha VIZ
that IL i'm nnvablv fxAi in his hsni,
he was cut into mince,neat, aud his
enemy waved alOfG the wpD len top.
knot that hal i.e,rite hi% q RELY
carved mead. rne bystanders stood
sxhsst at the fearful tragedy. and the
train moving off that moment, Buff
falo Bill" stepped on board as calm as
ever. saying, rs he removed the slivers
from his knite, Waugh! another red
devil wiped out. S&inflint, nv old
conrade. you are arnost avenged ~
Cleveland Leader.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
4 slave,

To inform the mother Of family
the woman who stands at the head,
ruling. guiding. watching. influencing.
controlling her husband In twenty
matters for one In which he Controls
her. taking In s,ciety the position i"r
which ller abilities 1T her-tn tell her
that she 10 slave or even \ child; 20
tell woman who does not take the
W'~ition for which she 10 fitted because
che has not leisure for II, who spends
the long days In cooking. sew ing. care
saktng fnr little children wtD do NOT
know enough To be thankful. and f'r .
hard. working husband. who has aI-
ways been used to seeing women work,
and is not overmuch troubled thereby
a wife who is equal partner In tho
family arm. aud whose word has equal
force IN the family councils 10 tell .
woman whose lie has been one long
grind Of endurance from tyraanicsl,
misery, petty husband; to tell young
girl. free aud merry, or an unmarried
woman of mature years, Of active life,
Ut definite purpose, or "anxious aud
simless' through lack OF purpose. .at
they are Que aud all slaves because
they cannot vote. argues an ihdistinct-
ness of vision, or y misuse o. words,
that BODIES III to any cause. 1t gives y
made. up air to tie whole grievance.
It looks rs ii there were no ground Of
complaint. It looks rs If women were
% well-oif that real fault could not be
found with their condition, aud there.
fore = demonstration is arranged To
prove that they are logically what
every one knows they are not,
sud what practically with. ut the
demonstration no one would ever
suspect them Of being. Unhappiiy
there are restrictions wbich ought to
be NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. from which
these false ISSUES divert atten ion, aud
to the removal OF which they become
real obst tacies.- Gail Hdmil-
ton in the Independent.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
stookings in the oldsn r,me,

Once upon . time. people did no
know what tight dtting knittet
stocking was-thsy wore b ~ made o
cloth, that buttoned 1t the ankls-and
never thought Of dressing each foot by
itself.
But when people began to think
more Of dress they sent to the tailor's
70 mako them . pair Of stockings. aud
he brought some like the CATERS little
children wear now.
At last king Of England had . fine
pair Of knitted black silk stocking.
ssnt him from Spain. He thought
himself % grand In them that he only
- ,re them q state balls.
When bis daughter became Queen
Eiisabsth she also had . prsssut sent
to her Of . pair Of knitted silk stock
inss Tor silk sbsnks, - they were
called), which she liked % much that
she would ~ear no other kind, and
GAve . grsas psies 70 gse soms ssoss
liks them.
The mobiles OF her court wished they
snsld buy some soo, but ssey wrsv
scarce, f"r no one In England could
make them-until . young man borrow
cd some silk stOckings. ami knitted .
! cir like them In wool. which he sold /,
the Earl Of Pembroke. These were
the frst wooden stockings msds IN
England.
In the hot countries Of The east peo.
Pile leave their slippers. shoes and
boots at the door when they enter y
room. and keep on their he.d-dress,
just the opposite 70 what Americans
do. We take o0 our hat, aud keep ou
our boots but then We must remem
ber that these people do not sit on
chairs, but on mats or cushions, with
their feet doubled up under them, 80
that they would make their clothes
dirty. and dnd THAR seat very uncom
Portable at the same time. The Turks,
who are not Christians, but followers
Of Mahomet. do not allow any one to
enter their mosques. or holy shrines,
with shoes on, as they consid r 1t .
mark Of disrespect; rs they wear long,
loose garments. you would not notice
whether they had stockings on. or not,
and ~ In these hot climates folks bathe
. great many times day, this easy
style Of going about with only loose
pair Of clippers on, and no stockings to
trouble about must save the lazy ORR
entails some exertion.
This explains why Moses, the great
Lswgivsr, put of his shoes when the
Lord spoke TO him. He knew 1t was
holy ground. and this was hi. way of
showing respect,
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

God hiss written on the flowers that
sweeten the air; on the hrrese that
rocks 'he flowers; upon the rain drop
that refre~hes the sprig Of moss that
lifts its head IN the desert nl''" every
penciled shell that sleeps In the cav rn
Of the deep, no less than upon the
mighty sun that warns and cheers
m,Il,ons ef creatures which live In its
light upon all his works he has writ
to-. "NOne Iiveih for hin,self.n
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

please give me penny to buv
some bread said little begear to :
gentleman the other day, as he was
passing on the street. The charitable
gentleman gave the boy twenty Ave
cent script. As he went his wsv, the
professional alms-seeker was heard 10
call out to one Of his cronies-"S-a-y,
Jimmy, I've struck fiat. Let's 60
get stew I"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

This 10 Canada gingerbread receipt:
0st your 0sO6Os sssvss us0sS1oss Iin II
bilee over; melt sOms butter till it's
thin stir II through the molasses can
dv; multiply by wet sugar; thrash some
clover and ,naryander seed, and grind
them In the hopper (cleau out the
hopper ready 70 grind coffee for break
fast, by running . few corn meal
through IT.; Git LIB sack Of dour on
. credit; 2 cups Of sour oil of Kline ;
beat somebody out Of the eggs beat
tho egxs; atrain them to subtract the
shslls. Line the pan with red flannel,
saturated with equal parts Of coal tai
and strong butter. and pour the mix
turs In. Bake with slow fuse.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

An Englishman has invented new
method Of lighting houses with coal
oil, being simply to have an oil.tank
at thN top Of the house. with pipes to
convey the non.explosive' to all the
ismps about the building. II Is sug.
gested that one effect Of this plan will
BE- to reduce the number Of widows
and orphans, o. the whole family
would 60 together In case Of an explo
sion.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

Within less than year. it is stated
Oh the best authority. the Swedish
songstress has cleared 100000. 1t 10
probable that her transatlantic t:ip
will close her artistic career, to be
followed by marriage and retirement
into nriuufo Ese e-L LSaSsliaA~ ptasass.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

A f"rgetful young woman out West
the other night aroused the inmates Of
hotel to which her bridal trip had
led, on account Of her finding a man
10 her room. The trifling circum-
stance OF her marriage that morning
had quite escaped her memory. ard 1t
was not until summary Justice was
about to be visited on the offender that
she happened to recoilect II.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

The following dialogue in one Of the
coaches of q first.class car 10 very
"Frenchy": my little angel" asks
fond husband, "are you com Portable
in your corner 2" Yes, tina nks.n
a" You do not feel the cold?" mo. n
ALL" Your window closes easily p,
Very nicely dear" Then come and
take my place"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

Mr.. William H. Appleton, senior, of
the publishing house Of D. Appleton
4 Co., has ordered from one OF the best
painters of England q portrait of
Herbert Spencer, which he proposes to
give to the Century Club.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
MILLER HOUSE.

5 Stanwood, Iowa.
THE PROPRIETOR Of this House will
/ spare no pains to make his guests COM
Portable; and in doing SO hopes to merit the
custom of the public generally. Hacks
leave this house daily Sundays excepted),
for Upton, and return. Also, In connection
Will he found good Livery. Home custom
and farmers will be furnished meals at re-
duced rates.
42tf II. n. MILLER. Proprietor.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
Nestness.

In its essence and purely for its own
sake, Gays HATS Journal Of Heath,
no stnsss 10 found In few. Many man
is neat for appearance sake; there |.
40 instructive feeling that there is
power in Il. When = man consuits !
pAs.ses-. On sswyor Wr Ius urst IRVINE.
01 comes 10 rent . hosse, or borrow
money, he Will come In hts best DRESS
lady will call In her carriage. A
.aan Who means business and honesty
comes - he is. just q you will nnd
him 10 his store. his shop, mis- count
ing house. The mnss acco,nplis he'd
gamblers dress we'll; the most enter
prising swindlsrs are faultlessly
clothed; but countless multitudes are
but white washed sepulehres. Too
many don't care ~ long as it will
not b ssen." Washington Aston,
the great artist. the accomplished gen
tlemsn, suddenly left his friend stand
Ing at the door Of. . splendid Boston
mansion - they were about entering
for party. because he had just re-.
nembercd that he had hole in his
stocking. It could not be seen or
known. but the very knowledge Of its
existence made him feel that he was
less man than he ought to be, gave
him feeling of inferiority.
Az persons are less careless OF per
sonal cleanliness and tidy apparel.
they are infal!ibIy aud necessarily
lees Of the angel, more Of the animal
more under the domination of passion.
less under the influence Of principle
Said . poor servant girl: II cam,
explain what change religion has made
in me, but | look moro closely under
the door mat when I sweep than
used IT," Intelligence. culture, eleva
ton. give purity Of body - we'll q,
purity Of sense and sentiment.
Where you sec . neat, tidy. cleanly'
cheerful dwelling there you will fad
Joyous, loving. happy family. Blu,
II flth and squslor. aud disregard for
the refining delioacies Of life prevail in
any household, there will be found Ia
the moral character Of the inmates
much that is low, degrading, unprin
cipled, vicious aud disgusting. There
fore, - We grow In years, we ought to
watch eagerly against neglect ofciean
illness in person and tidiness in dress.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

A minister asked . little boy who
had besn converted, "Does not the
devil sometimes tell you that you are
not christian ?"
"Yos. o0metimes.n
well. Whist do you say 10 him?
II toll him." replied the boy, with,
something Of Lushsr's spirit, tina,
whether I am christian or not, It |.
none Of his business.n
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

boy, Why did you take 40 armful
Of my kindliug wood on sunday ?"
why, cir, mother wanted some
kindling wood, and I didn't Hike to
split wood on Sunday"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
PALMER HOUSE.

M rs. MARY PALMER, Proprietress.
vi Boarders and TIE Travelling Public
will md everything 70 their comfort at this
House Good meal ,com Portable rooms and
oens. cedar street, fipton, Iowa.
Good Stabling attached. 2otf
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

A Boston widow wears with becom.
ing pride massive gold ring made
from the plate of her departed hus-
band teeth.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

A man who sat upon a paper of car
pat nails sail they re,nin led him Of
the income tax.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
POST HOUSE.

llY Il. f. POST, CLARENCE, IOWA. A
= new Hotel throughout, convenient to
the depot. and kept with the utmost regard
70 the comfort, convenience and satisfaction
of customers. vI7nI2
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21

Special attention given. 4 fMii line of
Black Walnut ANA Rosewood painted
Collins on hand Prices reasonable.
kf1Ri Ri fHfBifigs,ffts si,, VI ~ .aSelse When
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
January LIST, 1850.

[The following extract frem q Carriers
Address to the Patrons of tie Cedar Demo
crat," on the first day of January. 1859, viii
be read by many with meinterest, II onl,
from the backward turn that will be given
tn the thoughts and the old memories which
will be revived by 1t. The address was writ.
ten by John L. Fyan, ESQ, vho died at thI.
place soon after being made an ofiicer in ths
first Company raised here forthc ar sgains,
rebellion. 1t is by no meansdevoid Of sense
wit. or poetic merit. After bsing handsome.
ly introduced, the Address ,lsims through
matters OF the times pertaining to the world
and nation. aud then coming down to local
affairs, concludes as follows;-Ep. ApvER.
TIsER.l
Our little town we cannot slgln;
See its improvements railroads -zounds.
Another County Clerks all riglt.
Behold. lik wise our depot gr,unds
by Allah !" it does beat the D,tch
That one short year should do !, much
This depots site occasioned Jars
And strife little time ago;
some said Locate 1t here on sTARR's
But others fercely shouted MOI"
So then. You see, that pone should gnl
They sraveiy stack 1t ~backof crI."
Wei, soon as /" Pat" the gutter fills
You'll see its buildings crown the spot
Like Scottish forts IN Cheviot Hills,
Spread on their twenty acre lot;
And every man you chance to meet
Shall swear Our depot can't be beat.
That splendid Court House, In the skie.
Behold its broad colossal dome,
Around it sweeping pillars rise
A Parthenon though not in Rome.
Its grand proportions all declare
We hope it won't upset the square,
Art was and is: Time yet may see
This infant little prairie town
Widening and destined soon TO be
4 city of some huge renown,
Like Rome amidst barbaric piles
or Venice on her hundred isles"
This years improvements are but specks
In the grand ocean Of the whole.
When Time grows old and dim with wrecks
And nears perhaps, his final goal,
still linton may thrive on best,
palace city OF the West.
Don Cupid has well done his work,
And pierced some hearts that burnt with love,
The boy never known TO shirk
Since heaven dispatched him above:
And still we wish him more renown
Till every bach Is gone from town.
Prime little god Ofcourse he's right.
And never misses IN his art:
Sometimes he shoots them at first sight
And always levels al the heart:
And when he wounds o what can cure,
Why-ihey get married, 10 be sure.
must be brief But next shall bless
And brighten all your New Years joy
That Juvenile legate ofthe Press
Onr pretty little CARRIER Boy;
reader, think OF those hard times,
And shell . his worship out the DIMES.
And so, adeu' Ny song is sung,
And gently tremtlcs each string.
The harp on Lcthes willows hung
In silence wecps no more to sing:
To friends, TO loved ones, all most dear,
happy, happy, glad NEW YEAR!
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-03-21
Notice oc sipai Report,
MiNUOOD:
How Lost, How Restored.

IRIfyX n. GuLvEawELL,s CELEBRATED
ESSAY on the radical cure with
= out melicinel Of lSpermatorrhna
or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary Semina
Losses, Iinpotency Mental and Physical In
copacify lmpedimcnts To Marriage, etc;
also, Consumption, Epilepsy, and Fits, In
duced by self-indulgence or sexual extraN-
agance.
AS-Price, In a sealed envelope, only cts.
The celebrated author, in this admirable
essay, clearly demonstrates from thirty
years successful practice, that The alarming
consequences of self-abuse may be radically
cured without the danger IT'S use OF internal
medicine or the application OF the knife
pointing out mode % cure ut once simple
certain and efieetnai, by means OF when
every sufferer, no matter what his condifs on
may be, may cure himself cheaply, private,
iy and r1dtrnitY.
RS~rhis Lecture should he in the hands o
every youth and every man IN the land.
sent under seal. in a plain envelope, tf
any address, postpaid on receipt of six cents
or two postaG Ge stamps.
Also, Dir Culyerwell's Marriage Guide
price 25 cents.
Address the Publishers, april
CHAS j. g. KLINE 4 CO.,
1g7 Bowefy, New York, Post-of'ice Box ,'s6
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O. w. PORTER

JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Collections,
- and other business. promptly attended
to.-Ofiice in west end of Culbertson's corner
building.
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Justices.
JOHN s. TUTMILL,

JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. NOTARY PUB.
~ Lie Insurance Agent, and Conveyancer.
ONCE Fith the County Clerk in the court
house. Upton, Iowa, Jan. LIST, 1883. nlvl5.
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Dentist.
Photographer.

no .OtsRAPHER. Pictures .aken In any
STYLE copied and enlarged. Rooms owe
IA p & Lewis west side Court square, TIP
TON, Iowa. N-'@
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On and after May 25th 1871, passenge
trains will run as follows:
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1872-09-05
FsAScE IS reported a being almost

France is reported as being almost
ready to empty another psialment
of the indemnity" money into the
vawuing German Golfers. Some of
these days France Will awaken to
the truth that shr may as well bleed
to death physically a financially.
Bull.headcd luck cahnot always run
one way, and we may all yet live to
see the time when indemnity cash
win be flowing westward over the
Rhine.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1872-01-23
A judicial Solomon.

Here is a.vigorous narrative related by a
California journal of Judge B., who was the
hrst judge who ever held court in Santa Cruz.
The Judge. like many old Californians. was
fond of hot whisky at night. and would, at
times, with circle of congenial friends, keep
watch until morning, in consequence of which
his brain would be slightly muddled when he
went upon the bench. On one occasion. after
night of deep potations. Spaniard was
brought before him rn be tried for horse steal.
lng-a crime punishable at thattime by death.
ihe udge, but short time previous, had a
valuable horse stolen from his stalls The de,
fendant was manufactured, wretched speci
men OF Greaser, and when the Judge heard
the indictment read, he took one unsteady,
searching look at him, aud said:
''J- B. stand up 1 believe YOU are the
Internal scoundrel who stole my horse The
sentence of the court is that you be hanged
by the neck until you are dead-dead-de
"But, sir, said the District Attorney, "the
man has not been tried"
The Judge sternly-"Sit down, sir; this
court knows its business, and don't want any
OF your impertinence. Mr.. Sheriff, see the
Judgment executed Immediately. The court
stands adjourned u
The officers of the court and the spectators
were astounded, but they knew the temper of
the old man too well to trile with him in his
present condition, SO nothing could be done
but to remand the prisoner to Jail until the
Judge should become sober.
Alter the adjournment the officers of the
court determined to have Judgment dulv
entered by the clerk, and to have the sheriff
make a return that he had executed the de-
fendant
Next morning the Judge went on the bench
sober, and, glancing over the calender, called
the case Of the People u.s. j. B.
The sheriff replied ''your Honor. the man
has been hung"
Hung ]" replied the Judge. "How's that?
There has been no trial yet"
'No, your honor" replied the clerk "but
your honor yesterday waived the trial and
sentenced the defendant, and peremptorily
ordered the Sheriff Immediately TO carry the
order of the court into execution, and it was
done"
'Ump" said the Judge; let the trial pro
ceed munc pro tunc*-all orders and judg-
ments Of this court must be justified by good
and legal proceedings had"
The Judge was in earnest the Joke was
ended, aud nothing remained but to bring in
the prisoner for trial. 1t need not be said
that the sentence of the court was justified,
and that shortly after there was one less horse
thief in that part of the country.
only when the delay has arsen from the action of
the court.