Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1872-01-18
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There is a In Davisss County Ind
= which haslJ he ehiils and fever a. raOnI
iarly as any Of the rest Of the ,fanily-
ANA yet the people o ser there think
that Darwiiais fool. h9qS .si-''i'
. AiSt. Louis lawyer attstn pted to trv -,
\ case the other day while he was hsIf.
/ drunk; but the Judge stopped him, say
ing: No lawyer can practice at two
bars at the same time ifsfl 5f77li-T
The, body OF a, Lady which was placed
| in a tomb at DuSbury forty, years AGO.
/ has been found in = petriied state, and
the robe and hair welecin a remarkable
t state OF preseryation-Y me- g.ii
"A Chinese thus describes q trialin the
English law courts: One man is, quite
silent, another talks eli the time. and
Twelve wise men condemn the man who
nas not said word-ny h',si,r1 b.
The newestistyIe for making street
10stumes is the Watteaul shape. with
Large plaits at the baek aud skirt Thew
are very grseefui and stylish; aud be-
coming to almost any figure,I6 laa
y An exchange says that the new stvIs
ofcoilar for gentlemen Is siruply terrific.
1'fhey are sn economical article. how
ever, as With moderately long pautaloons
they do away with all necessity for a
fShOrt ~ ~ ttsH TfoY zoCi -
This is the way Troy reporter con-
graduated a, friend ON his marriage:
Zone more unfortunate, q
Weary eflffe, ii.is hhm & lsei1
saG Rashl y importunste,9Ts lhna
1o7ss-I Iaken q wife, -3f -3yf-
/
"A member Of the Board # Supervisors
Of a county in. Mississippi objected to
llevying TX m lis Oh tire dollarior school
purposes, becesise' there were only eight
mills in the csiunty. and. fuuel ,0f them
dldnt have water enough To- run half
! 9Ill sSTg n.rr "a fiusl Lfie 80 snfnn
| II roiessors said student in pursuit
of knowledge CONCERNING the habits Of
animals. .swhy d06sia cat, while eating,
tuTa her head first Que !. wzyd and then
another? For the reasOn,n replied
tile professor, that she cannot turn it
both ways at once.s'i 9ae = ,5ai
James Russell Lowell has invented
"a new beatitude: Blessed are thew
who have nothing to say, and who
cannot be persuaded to say it.pou
% A Connections woman's grief for her
husband1sdeath is said to have been in
creased by the thought that the ''par-
lor curtains were IN the wash.
lsgfT,5 e4na. i1ug. tilsl iirafs -
A Temperance LECTURER being seen COM
ing out ofa tavern wiping his mouth,
efeetually disarmed SUSPICION by ex-
planning that he had q severe tooth
ache and only went in to get q Glove to
put in his, tooth. -.-.r..... -.
Tbaro . NJ x,;-t,,o tba4 49,. .oLI
a charm TO the finest traits of beauty as
that which exerts itself in watching
over the tranquility of an AGED parent.
There are no tears that give fso1 noble
lustre to the cheeks of innocence, as
the tears of filial sorrow. .
20 Nilsson recently made $22, 900 in
New York by singing twenty nights.
There Is evidently no discount on.her
notes in that city. fe'ssss-'''j -iri
u The sales Of land at Topeka during
the past year aggregated over 10000
acres, amounting to over a million dol
lars.
Columbus is to have two National
in February.-Labor re-
form on the 14th; Prohibitionists on
the 3D. Suizam-gai iE5Is s4iL
A physician has discovered that the
.shight-mare" in nine cases out of ten,
is produced by owing a bill to the
printer. ,.,,. -.'.,,,..--5
q Kind words are the bright flowers of
earth's existence; use them, and espe-
cially around the fire-side circle. They
are jewels beyond, price, and powerful
to heal the wounded9 heart and make
4, sr-l n n
The following is an example of first
class modern reporting: "a Missouri
musician sat down upon a keg of pow-
Ter and began to-Su1oke. One button
was left to tell the tale. .,.
What is the love of a restless, rowing
man? A vagrant stream that dallieS
with each flower on its bank, then pass
IS on and leaves them all in tears.
Voltaire, in conversation with Gretry
he musician, while speaking of fame,
aid, .tOh, I'd give a hundred years of
immortality for a good. digestion any
lime. slf 1efi .gl ie.s ha13Tgazis
Shocks wonders where alIthe pillow
ases got to. Hes says he never asked q
woman while engaged on plain sewing
What she was making, without being
old that 1t was pillowcases.
A negro j waiter, who had twice
asitrayeler to inform him
hat breakfast was ready and third
ime broke his slumbers by attempting
o pull of the bed clothes, explained
h1s: tsMassa, if you isn't gwine to
it ap, ] must hab de sheet anyhow,
,ase dey're waitin' for the table clOfp
''Poor thing" observed a tender
earted lady, in speaking of the death
t a young friend, ..she has just got a
set Of furs, and beauties
hey are;.:bnt she dom need such things
oW.'H i151's SO si2iei - ,-all,i5l9
A lady boarding-house keeper, who
gas afflicted with boarders with very
xtensive appetites, seasoned their hash
nth snuff, because she heard the arti-
le recommended as 8 certain sscure for
The wonnan's love that overtops ev-
love ofa bonnet.
Some wears ago, when California was
ending 20 the East specimens Of onions
which were foot broad, and squashes
one-fonrth OF q ton, the
american Musedm had an ostrich that
led. Mr.. Barnum had it nicely pick
d and dressed, and sent it to q WASH
ngton market man, who hung it in
rs stall, labeled :: s'Caisfornia turkey,
Weight 40 pounds.n 1t was some
ime thereafter before any special mem
ion was made of the great size and
weight of California vegetables.
The Stark County, Indiana, Ledger
welcomes newcomer to the town OF
Knox after this fashion; Miss Betty
)rpelbach intends locating In THIS