The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-12-26

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Hfn@ $50 monument. te did nei refer 90
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Sod shen nader tise monument
1euag lal.ss pilh tract. Ter dis.r3.
Hallaa re 10 longer 70 hHyc the eutree
90 lha 3D. Louis isll, - the warden says
Shay abused tie privilege by Stirling
Ni,b lae prisoners.
Tie Believing toast Was pronounced
ala fireman. dIuner and was received
with great applause
Tbc ladies' iheif eyes kiudle the only
aamf aga.asl wh,eh there Is 30 iusu-
faBae.
Boston Frgnd Boston, rose up iu lbe
mlast Of of her smoke and ashes and
ss0n Aa aosldu't aesopt cent In the
1859 of pslanlarg assistance. bul, sitter
auAiug smnbI q Hulc .he exclaimed,
wel, bang 60, ifyou will do g., send on
yaur contributions -- and make them
large.
A huge yellow dog, Of rather somber
appearance, frequently seen trottibg
about the streets Of Danbury, Is believed
to have stored away somewhere within
himself samples Of nearly thirty sewing
machine SCENTS and book canyasscFs.
His owner has been offered s75 for him,
bat refuses It,
A Boston minister once told Wendell
Phillips that il bis business 10 life WAS
TO save the negroes, be ought to 20 south
where they were and do 1t. That is
worth thinking Of, replied Phillips, and
Whist is Your business IN lief TO save
men from bell, replied the minister. Then
go there aud attend to your business, re-
Joined Phillips.
"A little girl came Into ady's house
oue day, and some apple parings lay on Il
plate on the table. After sitting a while
She said
smell apples!
Yes, replied, / guessyou smell those
supple pairing, on thc plate,
No, nn, said shc, 7Taiut them ! smell;
/ smell whole apples.
An eminent Scotch divine dining
with the learned lawyers Of the Edin.
bufgh bar, appropriated to himself a
large dish OF crosses, upon which be fed
yafaciously, Er'kinc, wishing to admon-
l.b him Tor his disconriesy, remarked,
Doctor, you remind me Of the great Neb-
uahsdupxzar IN his degradation. just as
ihc pal allusion was calling forth lively
litter, reverend vegetable eater turned
ihe laugh with the quick relort: Ay, do
imiud sc - Nehuehaduezar Doubtless
befau,e am eating with the brutes.
a very hard-hcarted clapper in au
oId church tower protessed the greatest
distress because its bell was hopelessly
cracked. Many people thought it a pitt
able position, aud wishedthe sad hearted
Iappor a better bell But just then the
ghost of Diogcncs, the sage, tloated in
through the window, aud whistIed most
aaulIy ..#
Master Cjapper, cease yonr noise and
remember, ia the first place, YOU cracked
the bgi, and, secondly, nobody would
have known il had you not told them.
/ have observed often that those WHO be-
moan divisions ia a church are they who
make them and | also have observed
sometimes that they who make them are
most ready to publish the fact, have
observed another fact, viz: that all
eIappers arc not Of as good material as
ibg bells they aufk.
An Arkansas lncN soliloqulzes thus;
~aur" vt aur exchanges arc publishing a.
gur,ous Hem statement 10 She effect
iiai i Wlr>r ~ iatys lnttpd Jitc plug ont
a 'ar bWgs,v ega ancI t,r The pur-
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on MN. r. ahe har,e bad pulled iue
h.ntWu e bHHgboIc aud Stacked
H-falr,1 aitt tHe pul, 90 # the barrel
naa pnl.pB 1r buugiole or If the pug
Hud laskc3 O.. Hir- with the horse, or
II the ping hai pujl~l The horse ont of
the bsbrr sud frkcd lie lhur-t with the
busgbolc, Nc If3h. bunghoic had pulled
the thirst Uui af tie horse and Stacked The
ping wtgb Size bnafeA an Il TIE barrel bad
prHeA lle Narc aU afthe huughoe aud
plugged 3sgItgsf wUha sake. Hmigh
He worth while 20 make some fa,, oycr
TheN attempted 30 kiila book agent
ea 'u Omaba ihe other dsr lie
va. roblscd thrown into ibc river.
suntEel into the nycr Knocked 81 lhe
pitched tnm high bridge fnlothe
fsef again uut Ia 1850 hour. aller came
Nad agaH aita geA Illustrated
slasatof ibo Blb.e, and iri,d 10 get lhc
subscription IS lito leader aCIhp attacking
ratts
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