Richland beacon., 1872-09-07
GENERAL ITEMS.

take care YOU uOIl IluVt Noui
TIE only good motive for riding man
ON "a rail is a locomotive. ,,.,r,
CARPETS bouSh, ~ eI.c yaru are "oih
out by the foot.
WORD. spoken in season, Is the i'io-
Their of ages Cdrtyle.
NEVER use hard word when an easy
one will answer "a well.
A SARATOGA belle wears S223, 900 worth
of diamonds this year.
DR.. HOLMES SAYS that crying widows
marry first. There is nothing Ike WEI
weather for transplanting.
IRIS of no use any longer for ladies 10
wear EXPENSIVE jewelry: the iihl'a'ioh
canuo be told from the real article.
Is it nv boy M fa!Y H. Is i J"S iIT linh it
is very much the reverse.
A MAN that boards riches and enjoys
them nor. is like an ass that carries gold
and eats thistles.
Cop does not do anything for lis He
gives us means with which to do for our
go seives.
The defects Of the understanding, like
: 4those of the face, grow worse rs we grow
old.
Ir Is an evidence of great hardness 10 be
more concerned about our sufierings than
our sins.
Philosophy NAV analyZc a tear, but il
cannot curve Il hope in it; it may make
the spectrum. but it cannot make smile.
SCENE one said to Mrs. Siddons that ap-
plausc seemed necessary 10 actors TO
give them confidence. More" she re-
piled, lit gives us BREATH
A NEWLY married daughter asked her
mother how long the honeymoon lasted
Until YOU ask your husband for money"
her mother replied.
A CLERGYMAN. occasionally troubled
with iapsus ingqr, called modern young
ladies', the other Sunday, the = daughters
o! Hem and SHAM
On the day before the Fourth. Duluth
ians wore their Overcoats. Who wouldn't
be ''Ienither'' of the 'unsaltcd sea-
about this time.
PRESERVE your conscience always soft!
and SENSITIVE. If but one sin force itS way
into that tender part of the soul. and j.
suffered to dwell there. the road is paved
for Thousand more iniqu:tieS.
BRIGHAM Young has just made the zee
cssary application to the Comptroller s
Office at Washington to establish bank
at Salt Lake City. to be called the Bank OF
'-' Dcserct. The capital proposed is S20O,O0o
81. \ YANKEE ice company. doing business
= in Columbia. Genital America, was re-
Gently fined 81 200 for being short of ice.
The Supreme Court of that country has
reversed the decision.
COURAGE and modcsty are virtues
which every sort of society rcvercS. be-
cause they are virtues which cannot be
cOuntcrfcted also they are known by the
same hIc.-Goethe.
A GOOD book and good woman are y
ccllcnt things for those who know justly
how to appreciate their value. Some men,
however. Judge of both from the beauty
of their covering.
FAMILY ORACLE. "Yes. my dear, this,
mere toy. may become in my hands a
death-dealing Instrument to the birds OF
the air and the beasts of the field, even TO
the biggest beast" 10
81 WANT to know said creditor.
ficrcely. when yOu are going To pay me
what you owe me?'' when I'm going
'" fSS Ssss A m NJ I'm 1oq !Ss pretty fell
the solitaire diamond is dc rigear. though
in eastern countries. by virtue of the Sig
nlicance OF color, the sapphire is the
stone which pledges the betrOthal.
A TEXAS German attempted to drown
himself because he lost Sl2 rolling ten
pins. lie was right. Any man fool
enough TO roll ten-pins this hot weather is
too big foo! to live.
AT a certain church-fiir. a set Of Coop
ger's works was promised to the Individual
who should answer a set OF cOnundrums.
\ dashing young fellow was pronounced
the winner, and received set of wooden
pals.
THE following is now common i'm fiji
nOis papers: :" Notice All women who
do not wish their husbands to frequent
INV house for the purpose of drinking,
Will ohlige me by leaving note at the
post office, box 50. iSigneD -"
n REMARKABLY rich gold district has
lately been discovered in Australia. A
cake of gold weighing 2,56I ounces. OBJ
tained near Sandhurst, was the result of
single fortnight's work. The follow
lngfortnight gave cake of 1874 ounces,
worth more than $4,000.
a FRENCH Inventor recently male n
pubic trial ofboots designed to aid one 10
walk on the water Nothing ever floated
more beautifully than those boots did.
tut the trifling circumstance that they
noaicd wrong side up nearly caused the
inventors death.
The law Of nature, being coeyaI with
Cod? said Alexander Hamilton. lis, of
course superior to any other. No human
laws are of any validity if contrary TO this.
ana such OF them as are valid derive all
their authority me,aately or Immediately
from this original"
SINCE it has been decided i'm Iowa that
the Sunday liquor law does not apply TO
persons whose religion entails the obscrv-
ance of day other than the Christian
Sabbath. they say that the number of
Jews and Seventh-day Bap.ists discovered
IN a community would as;onish census
faker.
The wOo!-growing states of the old
West-embracins the region between the |
Allcghanies and the MiSsssippi-are
SSe eq VI saS IN 8 f s
Of 1870, while still further on. in the nc,o |
West, Of the Rocky Mountain and Ore !
gon region, the increase i'm numbers has |
been nearly double the original stock of |
four or five years ago.
''ilow do you like the looks of the var |
mnt!" asked an Arkansan OF a down.
Easter, who was gazing with distended
eyes at an alligator with open Jaws on the
oank OF the Mississippi. .Wa'al." res
bonded the Yankee. recovering his men,
,ai e9uipoise, The amt what we'd call |
handsome critter, but he has a deal of
- openness when he SMILES"
IA TEXAN tells this story of lost oppor- |
tunities: snow. you see," said he. rland
was cheap enough at one time In Texas
nave seen the day when could have
bought square league OF land, covered |
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