Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-07-25
Editorial Brevities.

are increasing in numbers.
Eat plenty of green cucumbers, ant
get your collins ready. :
Blackberries are very plenty in oul
market.
They call Long Branch the summel
capital.
Danghtercultural show is the latesi
name for a fashionable party.
The Grant quickstep is the latest mu-
steal production. 1t will be quite a
lively air IN the 4th of March next.
People whose misfortune it is to
have brains should beware of sun
stroke. The editor of the Register is
in no danger.
As the season advances candidates
for couhty offices are becoming more
plentiful. You can distinguish them
by their affable manners.
The best remedy for fhe bite of. a
mad dog is to kill the dog before he
bites you. This, as far as heard from,
has never been known to fail.
A. T. Stewart, the Merchant Prince
of New York, has declared himself
for Greeley and contributes $4,000 to
the Greeley campaign fund.
A lady IN Piqaa, by the name Of
Ward, undertook one day last week
to kindle a fire with coal oil, and she
made a funeral. Next Angel.
A Picnic for the benefit of st. Pat
rickb Church, will be held at the Fair
Ground cn the 18th of August. Eve
rybody is invited.
Editing a paper is very much like
carrying an umbrella on a windy day;
everybody thinks he could manage It
better than the one who has hold of
the handle:
Oily twenty-sevcn million five hun
bred and ninety-five thousand and six
hundred beer stamps were sold in the
year ending July IL Are we a tenn
perance people? No.
Camp meeting time and its ct cet-
ras will soon be here and according.
to MI. Greeley's farming philosophy
this ..is the time to. cut elders Z We
have cut ours1
What are the Grant papers ~exerting
themselves so for? If half what they
say ~is1true, there are next to no Gree
ley Republicans. and the Democratic
party is split beyond repair.
u ZE 49, TO- ~H -
Whenever the Cincinnati Gazette
takes a s1piukea the Eaton, Register
swallows. 1t has never advanced a
single idea that dil not first originate
in the Gazette.
The Dayton Journal says Gunckel
is the coming main for the Radical
candidate for Congress in this Dis
trict, Good bye Charley! U1fortu-
nately you live in PEoblezcounty.
SIN ability.this Administration is the
most pusillanimous and contemplate,
and in morals the most corrupt and rot
ten which has ever disgraced the A
meriean people," said Senator Grimes
two years ago. -tz.
Notwithstanding the pleadings and
warnings of Grants party organs, the
Democracy, with a full knowledge of
the fearful consequences, have nohli-
mated Greeley. Such complete iidif-
erence to the friendly .a~d1ioniti9ns of
the bread and butter brigade is very
reprehensible. E
S. 81 -fL-E q E-- aE -HaHR EEEr .
For any conscientious Democrat 10
even speak of voting for Grant is a
sin against his sscountryJ bis. God and
Truth and even to think in his secret
sbul of doing such a thing, is a thought
that he should, and most assuredly
will repent of with bitterness and sor-
row and in SACK cloth and ashes.
The gifted editor of the Eaton
Register has another attack of insani-
ty caused by the Baltimore Conven-
ton. The action Of that CONVENTION
and the Liberal Republican movement
will certainly cause himsto go to the
insane Asylum this His atten-
ding physicians say he is incurable.
ut is saiiss
The Temperance cause has so com
.pletely splayen outg here, that we
have it froh the best authority that
some of the leaders in the late "9igi-
lance movement are now around
spending money freely treating their
constituents to beer and whiskyl OF
course-everything viii now be love
ly with these worse than srobpers,"
"forgets;;" "horse-thieyes" and smur-
derers" until after the election
The attendance at the Court House
on Wednesday evening of last week,
to hear Mr.. Miller, the Liberal Repub-
lican, was very slim. The blind fol-
lowers of the Gift-taker have not the
courage to go and hear one of their
own party read its history. Mr.. Mil
Ter is a very pleasant talker, and very
agreeably entertained those who were
present. Like thousands Of. other
honest Republicans, he is pretty tho-