davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19
Varieties.

hlr LEI LN-A lCh DoChcto.
THE rest of the week-Sunday.
Two American sovereigns-Smo- King
and Jo- King.
VINO is the first boy mentioned in the
Bible? Chap. l.
VERY narrow aperture The
"crack' of whip.
A SOCIAL glass to which the ladies are
addicted-The mirror.
Az editor who was going accounting
said he was "going to press"
A MAN may not like the fashion of
his nose, although he follows it.
WHY is calm man like school
teacher? Because he keeps cool.
Why is good wife like the devil?
Because she sows the tares while the
husbandman is asleep.
MRS. PARTINGToN cannot understand
why diamonds should be considered us
worth their weight in carrots.
My dear boy, honesty is the best
policy" "Well, you ought to know,
father, for you have tried 'em BOTH"
WHAT is the difference between a
gauze dress and drawn tooth One
is too thin and the other is tooth out.
A FARMER had calf so contrary, he
said, that he chad to pull his ears off
to make him suck, and pull his tail
off to make him let CO."
WE are told that "the evening wore
on" but we are never told what the
evening wore on that occasion. Was it
the "close' of summer day?
A DANBURY man has an interesting
heirloom in the shape of a hat which
was worn through l9l drunks, and
still retains traces of its former beauty.
~ AM speaking" said long winded
"Yes," said one of his hearers, "and if
you keep on much longer your audience
will be here"
WESTERN editor keeps the follow
ing notice posted conspicuously in his
office: "Shut the door, and, as soon as
you have done talking business, serve
your mouth in the same way"
A VIRGINIA exchange says, at con-
cert, recently, at the conclusion OF the
song, "There's Good Time Coming"
a farmer got up and exclaimed: Mis-
ter, you couldn't fix the date, could .
your"
ECONOMY is wealth. A we'll regulated
Newark family ate hash for breakfast
in 365 different styles last year, and the
mother is, in consequence, enabled to
blow her nose on a ninety dollar lace
handkerchief.
"MR. SMITH, wish to speak to you
privately. Permit me to take you
apart for few moments" Smith
(who wasn't the least frightened)
Certainly, sir, if you'll promise to put
me together again.
AN old Scotch preacher is reported to
have said in one of his sermons at Aber-
deem: aye good people OF Aberdeen
get your fashion from Glasgow, and
Glasgow from Edinburgh, and Edin-
burgh from London, and London from
Paris, and Paris from the devil"
AN old carpenter who had been en-
ployed at job work by an old lady, was
asked why people of his trade always
charged more in proportion for collins
than they did for chairs and tables.
Well, you see, ma'am, it's just because
people won't bring coffins back to us to
be repaired"
A LITTLE girl in New York orphan
asylum, who was punished for scratch
ing another little girls face, by being
required to learn verse from the Bible,
was allowed to make her own selection,
and chose the first verse of Psalm IA:
"Blessed be the Lord, my strength,
which teacheth my hands to war, and
my fingers to fight
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19
NUMBER 4.
church Scandal.

That tall fellows here to- day,
wonder what's his name?
His eyes are fixed upon our pow
Do lock at Sally Damel
Who is that dressed in green?
1t cant be Mrs Leach:
There's Mrs. Jones with Deacon Giles!
wonder if he'll preach?
Lend me your fan, il is 80 warm,
We both will sit to prayers
Mourning becomes the widow Ames-
How Mary's bonnet flares.
Do look at Nancy Slopcr's veil
It's full breadth too wide:
l wonder If Susannah Ayres
Appears day as bride?
Lord what voice Jane Rice has got
Oh. how that organ rOars
I'm glad we've left the singers seats
How hard Miss johnson snores
what ugly shawls are those in front2
Did you observe Ann Wild7
Her new straw bonnet's trimmed with black,
guess she's lost a child.
I'm half asleep-that Mr.. Jonesl
His sermons are so long;
This afternoon we'll stay at home
And practice that new song.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19
Jerusalem Statistics.

A commercial report from Jerusalem
is somewhat strange, but has lately been
made by the British Consul stationed
there. The report chiefly consists of
particulars of imports, the only exports
being small quantities of olive oil, grain
and cotton. The population of that
city is estimated at $4,000, of whom
5000 are Mohammedans, 5000 Jews,
and the rest Christians of various de,
nominations. The chief industry of the
city is the manufacture of soap and
Jerusalem ware," the latter consisting
of crosses, beadsj etc., of which large
quantities are sold to pilgrims who
| annually visit the city:
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19

A WIFE of Detroit, seeing paragraph
in the papers to the effect that "matri.
monial couples in Illinois get divorced
just in order to have the pleasure of
fresh courting and a new honeymoon, )"
induced her husband, after much per-
suasion, to consent to divorce " lust
for the fun of the thing" When the
divorce was obtained, the ex-husband
was astonished to find that the court
ing" and "honeymooning" were to be
done with another fellow. He doesn't
think divorcing for fun very funny after
all. His wife sees where the laugh
comes in, but he never did have an ap.
probation of humor.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19

STANLEY, the African explorer, tele-
graphs to Redpath & Fall that he &C.
cepts an offer made by them to lecture
in this country in January,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19

RocHEroRT has deposited with the
Governor of his prison the first part Of
hi, d" History of the Second Empire"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-10-19
Scientific and Practical.

In view of the perishable nature of
iron, scientific authority gravely pro-
poses straw paper as more durable
material for the manufacture of Car
wheels.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
WANTED. A Complete
100 Choice SELECTIONS, NO a.

Is now ready with its precious store OF good things for
Public and Parlor Readings, being happy blending of
Eoquence, liumor Sentiment, Pathos and Burlesque-
Uniform in style with the preceding numbers, which
have won the public heart and the cry is MORE
Cloth bound rs cents paper 80 cents copys for ST.
Also Excelsior Dialogues" revised ed, price ST.
Ask your bookseller for them, send price to p GAR
RETT co, 7O2 Chestnut St. Philadelphia, Pa.
AGENTS WANTED.-Thosese selling other
book sell these by thousands. jan26-4w
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
Examiners Notice.

FHE undersigned Examiners, appointed
Il on the Sth day of January, 1872, by
the County Commissioners for Hartford
county, will meet on the ground
On WEDNESDA Y, February 2Sh, 1872,
At 10 o'clock, A. NJ,
to examine and determine whether the pub
lie convenience requires the alteration of
the road commencing at or near Lagrange
Iron Bridge, and running past Preston's
Mill, and terminating at or near Pyle's
Lane.
FRANKLIN WHITAKER,
CARDIFF D. NORRIS,
WILLIAM L. CLARK,
jamie Examiners.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09

ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
TNHIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE, That the
l. subscribers have obtained from the Reg
lister of Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters
of Administration on the personal estate of
D1CKERSON A. FRANCIS,
late of Hartford county, decd. All persons
having claims against said deceased are here
by notified to exhibit the same, with the lie.
gal vouchers thereof, on or before the
23d day Of January, 1878,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment.
Given under our hands and seals this 28d
day of January, 1879.
CHARLES d. FRANCIS,
CARDIFF D. NORRIS,
jan26 Administrators.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
EXECUTORS NOTICE.
JAM

EXECUTORS NOTICE.
THIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE, That the
l. subscriber has obtained from the Reg
lister of Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters
Testamentary on the personal estate of
WILLIAM COULSON,
late of Hartford county, decd. All persons
having claims against said deceased are here
by notified to exhibit the same with the le-
gal vouchers thereof, on or before the
22d day Of Janua1y 1878,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate.
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested 10 make immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal, this 22d
day of January, 1879.
WILLIAM G. COULSON,
jan26 Executor.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

ADMIN 1STRATRIX'S NOTICE
rINHIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE, That the
L subscriber has obtained from the Regis
ter of Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters
Of Administration on the personal estate Of
THOMAS GLENN,
late of Hartford county, deceased. All per-
sons having claims against said deceased are
hereby notified to exhibit the same, with the
legal vouchers thereof, on or before the
22d day ofJanua,y, 1873,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate.
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment
Given under my hand and seal, this 22d
day of January, 1872.
LIZZIE M. GLENN,
jan26 Administrative.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

TTNHIS is TO GIVE NOTICE, That the
i subscriber has obtained from the Regis
ter of Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters
of Administration on the personal estate of
ELIZABETH BUDD,
sons having claims against said deceased are
hereby notified to exhibit the same with the
legal vouchers thereof on or before the
tn dag Of February, 1873,
OF they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate.
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal, this 18th
day of February, 1872.
JOHN JAY,
feb9 Administrator, G. Il. A.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
$40 from SOS
12SAMPLEs sent postage paid) for Fifty Cents that
retail easily for Ten Dollars r. L. WoLCoTT, NY

MANHOOD: How Lost How Restorcd.-Just
published a new edition of DR.. CULNhRWELL'S CELE-
DRAFTED ESSAY on the radical cure of certain weak
nesses the effects of Errors and Abuses in early life.
The celebrated author in this admirable essay clearly
demonstrates from thirty years successful practice that
the alarming consequences of such errors and abuses
may lie radically cured without the dangerous use of
internal medicine the application of the knife point
ing ont mode of at simple certain and eff
ioctua by means of which every sufferer, matter
what his condition may he, may himself cheaply,
privately, and Iadically
Go This Lecture should be in the hands of every
youth aud man in the land
Sent, under SEAL in plain envelope to any address,
postpaid receipt of six cents, two post stamps.
Also, DR.. Culverwell's wharfage Guide" price % cts
Address the Publishers CHAS. J. G. KLINE co,
LEI Bowery, New York, post-Ohice Box 4,5S6.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
Only Three F0artlS Of a Cent Cost

T. a MI p L I q FL II
Ever offered to the American public. No Smoke, no
Grease, nor any unpleasant SMELL such as Coal Oil,
while it is hnrning nor it DO exploded by fire. 1t
is made in 30 minutes at cost Of II cents per gallon
and has large sale al 20 ceuts per gallon by the bar
rel, and 80 cts per gallon retail We are selling the
Recipe. with the right TO make and il, to families
at TWO DOLLARS, and the Right TO Make and Sell II
to Stores, at from S. to So and the rights Tor Cities
Townships Counties and States Mt very low rates. We
send Samples OF the oil to order at 20 cents gallon
upon receipt Of price carefully put up in Tin Cans of
from to 10 gallons the price of the extra or by
the Barrel at 20 cts. per gallon, charge for the Dbl
We also send Order upon receipt of Fifty Cents, the
celebrated Coal OIL Lamp Protector. Use it,
andayou will have a coal oil lamp explode.
Address CREAGER 81 CO.,
$50 North Eden street, Baltimore, Md
30. Secure the Right to your County and make and
Sell the OIL well to sell the Recipe and Family and
Store Rights There is No Better Business. n24-6m
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
Ayers Sarsaparilla,
FOR PURIFYING THE BLOOD.

The reputation this eX.
cellent medicine enjoys,
is derived from its cures,
many of which are truly
marvellous. Inveterate
cases of Scrofulous dis.
ease, where the system
seemed saturated with
corruption, have been
purified and cured by it.
Scrofulous affections and
disorders which were ag-
gravated by the scrofu-
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
/, lNTELLIGENCER
AIR, Nd, FEBRUARY 9th, 1872.
Religious Services in Bel Air and vi
cinity.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 1879.

Christian Church.-Near Clayton, Rev.
F. Marion Hawkins, M. D., pastor. Service
every Sunday morning at II o'clock.
Methodist Protestant.-Bcl Air, 104 A. NJ,
Abingdon, P. NJ, Rev. j. l.. Straughn.
Providence 10t A. NJ, Union Chapel 8
P. A., Rev. j. Roberts.
Protestant DiScopaI.-St. Mary's, near
Emmorton, II A. NJ, Rev w. F. Brand.
Emmanuel, Bel Air, 81 p. NJ, Rev. w. E.
Snowden; Rock Spring, 104 A. NJ, Rev. w.
f. Snowden. Trinity, Churchville, II A. NJ.
and p. NJ, Rev. E. A. Colburn Darling
ton, in the Academy, Nov. Goth, and every
other Sunday afternoon thereafter, at 3
o'clock, Rev. E. A. Colburn.
Presbyterian-Bel Air, | A. NJ, and
P. NJ. Rev. Z. d. Finney.
Methodist Episcopal.-Bel Air, 10t A. NJ,
Glass and Prayer Meeting.
Roman Catholic.-St. Ignatius, Hickory,
every Sunday and Holiday, at 10! A. M.
At st. Francis Church, near Abingdon,
on the list Sunday of each month, at iii
O'Clock, A. NJ. Rev. p. F. O'Connor.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-02-09
Profitable Employment.
AGENTS WANTED FOR THE LIFE OF
James Fisk.

complete History of his life and exploits from "a
Pedler Boy to Il King Among Financiers" His Tri.
umphs and Failures. How he lived and how he died.
Illustrated Price by mail, so cents Terms liberal
Address, WIN. FLINT CO., Phila, Pa. jan26-4w
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
Beautiful Woman!
HAGAN'S MA GNOLIA BALM gives
TO h Complexion h Fresh
ness of Noufh.

HAGAN's MAGNOLIA BALM over
comes the flushed appearance caused
by heat, fatigue and excitement. 1t
makes the lady of forty appear but
twenty, and SO natural and perfect
that no person can detect itsapplica-
ton. By its use the toughest skin
is made to rival the pure radiant
texture of youthful beauty. 1t re-
moves redness, blotches, and PIN
pies. 1t contains nothing hat will
iniure the skin in the least.
MAGNOLIA BALM is used by all
fashionable ladies in New York.
London and Paris. 1t costs only IS
cents per Bottle, and is sold by all
Druggists and Perfumers. fellow
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
SW
L ID.
For Cleansing n Scales from
Boilers and Flues.

"AVING PURCHASED II RIGHT FOR
III making and selling this invaluable article
for the following States and Territories: States of
Nevada. California and o egon. and Territories Of
Wyoming. Idaho, Montana, Utah and Washington,
| am now prepared to fill all orders with dispatch.
Ii j. warranted net 10 iujure OF foam the boilers,
but to dissolve the scales, and acts upon TIE water
only. My motto is:
n O Gu r f n P y y
As it is a new article, patented in September,
Just introduced here. and only fairly tested in ore
set Of boilers in this State. l am authorized 70
refer to geo +. AMES. Chief Engineer. Ophir
Works, Virginia City. Nevada.
A. CURRY, Sole Proprietor
Carson. Nov. 9, ISL.
NEVADA FOUNDRY, SILVER Cry. New,
November 10, 1871.
I hereby certify that | have used III
CHEMICAL FLUID in my boilers at my Machine
Shor and Foundry AT Silver City. and that ] hnd
it all that it Is claimed ~ the manufacturer, A.
Curry After using it three weeks. ! opened my
boiler and fund the scales. from 4 to 4 inch
thick. all dissolved from the boiler and tubes. ]
most heartily recommend the same TO all parties
using boilers where the water forms scales.
Hol0-tf J Proprietor.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
J 9

And will be devoted to the promotion OF
the best interests OF the state of Nevada
and the County of orm>hy. In lis col
umnS Will he found the latest Eastern
and Foreign Telegraph News. and also
the latest Mining intelligence of the Pa
cific States, particularly OF Nevada; its
local department will be carefully at
tended to. and all events tran>piring will
b. t%ruthfully chronicled.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
All HEE
BOTANICAL PHYSICIAN
OFFICE ON THIRD STREET,

"A short distance East of Carson Street,
Carson City. Nevada.
Successfully treats the most difficult cases o
disease. by the use of medicinal herbs.
Has cured many patientr in town. Persons in
need Of his professional services are invited Il
call I his Office.
Carson City, Novembs 30. $780,
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
B1TTERS.
S.-T.-lS6O-X.

This wonderful vegetable re-
storative is the sheet-anchOr of
the feeble and debilitated. As
a tonic and cordial for the aged
and languid it has no equal
among stomachics. AS a rem
edy for the nervous weakness
to which women are especially
subject, it is superseding every
other stimulant. mall climates.
tropical, temperate or frigid,
it acts as a specific in every spe-
cies of disorder which under
mines the bodily strength and
breaks down the animal spirits.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
(he aailn State Reeister.
CARSON CITY:
SUNDAY. Feb. 25. 1879

A Dambury, Connecticut, paper
states that a boy stealing chestnuts
was caught by the irate proprietor.
"What is your name, you young
rascal" he asked. Tweed" blub-
bered the boy. With a nervou gasp
the frightened farmer dropped the
delinquent and fed.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25

The defense that Stokes will make
for Fisk's murder, it is said, will be
lustifiable homicide. Because Fisk
kept hired assassins logging Stokes
footsteps.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25
Xxi 8ITTERS
TIE BEST
LIVER REGULATOR KNOWN.

THE INVENTOR OF THIS REALLY WONDER
Full TONIC, after a series IF years and eN-
periments. has succeeded in bringing before the
public "a l that can he de,ii ed Of a pure Tonic and
Kecuperator.
These Bitters are prepared from tie most choice
and whules. me herbs and roots, and have given
uni vefsaI satisfaction wherever tined Thousands
If dyspeptics have found relief through their use,
and hysiCian> recommend them for nh, cure uf ali
diseases of the blood and liver and irregularities
of the digestive organs.
Headache, Eiiiousness and CONSTIPATION. Gen
eral Debility and Loss Of Appetite. all are caused
nv the arrangement # the stomach, Liver and
other functionaries Of til sy-trn. The mi Bit
tiers have been successfully used and are warranted
t. alleviate the sufferer in all the above ca>r~
The unprecedented success Of our Bittcrs have
met v it'll on thi, coast, and the numerous calls f"r
the same from the East, has induced us to orem a
house in Chicago. and thousands Of bottles are
sent daily TO all parts of the State. and the CAL
ItORNIA IXL tunder which name
they are sold there), are rapidly growing in gen
eral favoI and supplsnting in most cases all other
tonics and beverages.
Success creates rivals. and some inscription,
parties are endeavoring 10 sell an imitation article
put up similar enough in style and oUter APPEAR
ance. TO deceive the unwsry. and we caution con-
sumers To examine the article before purchasing:
the genuine has our trade mark blown ia each
bottle. and Dr.. HEHLEY's signature pasted across
the top.
SOLD EV II f r +.
H. EPSTEIN & CO.,
Sole Proprietors,
No. SIS Front street, San Francisco. Nc. : La
Sale street, Chicago. tet3m
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25

An exchange says: W. are proud
of the ~impressively solemn appear
ance of our underwriters. A smiling
undertaken is a hideous incubus OF
the growth of a place"
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-25

Happy Relief rEr bOuBG Men. from
the effects of tTrorS and AIL st~ il early life.
Manhood restored. Nervous debility 'ured. In
pa0imentS ia Marriage removed NV method OF
Treatment. New and remarl bic r~unedies. Ro'ks
and circulars sent nee. in seized envelopes.
Adore : HOWARD ASSOCIATION, No. = 5.
Ninth St, Philadelphia. Pa. oc23-tt
Wilmington daily commercial. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1866-1877, 1872-04-20

WHAT Is THOUGHT OF OUR CLAIM, AT WASHINGTON.
The Washington correspondent of the Boston
Globe says:
The same understanding exists here that pre-
walls in England. There is scarcely a member
of either house of Congress, no matter what
his politics may be, but what repudiates the idea
OF consequential damages; and but few of
them hesitate to admit a firm belief that this
government must and will recede from the claim
Members of the Supreme Court are alike out
spoken against the claim. Judge Curtis of Bos-
ton, who was chosen by this government to
argue the case before the Geneva Board of Ar
bitration, and who is now in this city, utterly
repudiated the claims for consequential dana
ges. The members of foreign legations. with
scarcely an exception share the same opinion.
Prominent gentlemen just returned from an ex-
tensiVe tour in Europe, say the most promi-
nent men there ridleule our pretentious inter
probation of the Treaty of Washington.
In conversation this morning with an officer
closely connected with the administration, on
the subject of the Alabama claims and the pc
siton assumed by this government, he declared
that the administration could not and would moi
reeede from its case as presented; but, should
/ the preamble and resolution recently offered II
/ the House by Mr.. Peters pass, the President
/ would be compelled to take the matter unde
serious consideration, and very likely would cleo
/ to withdraw the claim for consequential dana
| ges; but such action would not necessarily in
| volve the retirement Of Mr.. Fish from the ad
| ministration.