The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-04-22

" hAhA .. hAAN A0saN"N AANSA 1--WE
--Falsehood.
Tho bitter end-thc last half inch OF n
penny cigar.
The coniunctive mood-thOughts of
matrimOny,
The mothers heart gives 4th Joy at
tho baby's lSt 9th.
Smart young men, and gossiping, pert
girls, are the persons most to be dreaded
in society.
A little girl in Milwaukee was lately
frightened to death by the noise OF
mill into which she ran,
The infallible cure for rheumatism is
now flannel and patience and for gout
tea and toast and exercise.
fyour wife does abuse you, you have
the pleasant consciousness that she will
not permit any ons else to do SO.
Bonnels and round hats are SO much
alike in shape and trimming this season
that it is very difficult to tell which is
which.
A sour old bachelor makes the remark
that o girl who is now termed o beautiful
blonde, would, few years ago, have been
called q tow head.
Zukertorf is believed 10 be the best
chess player in the world, being engaged
in that profitable game sixteen hours
out Of every twenty.fouI.
Make railroad murders so expensive
that no company Gun afford to operpctrato
them that's the way to abolish these
narrowing catastrophes."
To be alone with the girl to whom ho
is not engaged is mans delight to bo
alone with the man to whom she is en-.
gagged is woman's delight,
II your neighbors hens are trouble.
some, says M exchange, and steal scroE
the way, don't let your angry passions
rise fix place for them to lay
The fashion OF throwing nn old slipper
after the carriage Of a newly.married
couple is supposed to mean that tho
chances Of matrimony arc very slippery.
A New York bride wore n robe OF white
satin, with IN oyerskirt Of tullO, on
which was founco OF point lace, and
the ornaments were OF diamonds and
pearls.
A gentleman and his wife departed
from Indianapolis, taking with them
their nineteen children, five OF whom
were "in arms" The father is 3S and
the mother SO.
Mr.. George W. McCull, is building an
Episcopal Church in Nevada, and when
it is completed intends to send out o
rector, and pay him handsome salary
for ten years.
A Paris street scene "Dear lady,"
said child exposing q toy for sole,
"buy this" "Wlat is It's price 2"
"Jndge yourself, madame have eaten
nothing to-day"
The hair on n camel weighs about ten
pounds and sells for more than one hun
drod dollars, which shows that It was NOT
only in the days OF Mohammod that tho
animal bore great prophet
Tho Chicago Eraing Post introduces
the obituary Of Prof. Morse with the
appropriate text His line Is
gone out through all the earth, and his
words TO the end Of the world"
The digestive organs Of the Japanese
excite the curiosity Of the medical pro.
fesssion. Their iondness for sour Gu.
cumbers and hard eggs Is startling to
quiet citizens Of dyspeptic proclivities.
A maiden who had once been Tilted
wrote her own cpitaph, as follows:
"TIcre Hes the body Of one
Who died Of constancJ alone.
Htrang6ri Advance with steps courageous,
For this dscaDe Is not contagiouA!"
A Richmon,a paper lately Ind this
statement: "I'he Grand Jury met yes.
terday and made one indictment-thO
name Of the party (Mr. Lohman) we have
been requested to Withhold for the pres.
ent." 3. .H .4. t'
A Philadelphia man recently lost his
wife, and a young miss Of six said TO his
little daughter Of about the zane nge:-
(" Your Pa will marry again, won't he q
20, yes" was tho toply: "but not till
after the funeral"
A young lady says she cannot see any
thing 70 wonderful in tho newspapers
predicting tho weather, as they always
know beforehand what the fashions nrO
going to be, and she is sure there IL
nothing in nature so fickle as the fash
ions. -.t
And old man OF seventy committed SD.
icide in New Hampshire the other day
because ho was hopelessly addicted To
habits OF dissipation and intemperance.
Nearly all his l!fe he had been the vic.
tim Of his appetites, and finally gave up
the struggle.
The Havana Mason Co., IllinoiS)
Omion says the chinch.bugS are making
preparations 10 clean out the entire corn
crop this season, unless some way can
be found to destroy them; and a good
many farmers are getting ready to rake
and burn them.
Olive Logon commenced one OF her
lectures nt Newark, recently, with the
remark, Whenever see pretty girl,
want to clasp her in my arms" 80
do we, shouted the boys in tho gallery.
For moment Olive was nonplussed,
but, recovering her Beli.posseaion, Sho
replied, "Well, boys, don't blanc
you." 1.
A good, finished scandal, full.nrmed
and equipped. such rs circulates in tho
world. Is rarely tho production OF SIN
gle individual, or even OF n single cotorie.
II secs the light iu one Is rocked and
lnrtured in another Is pettcd, deyel.
oped, and Attnins its growth in third
and receives It's finishing touches only
after passing through q multitude Of
hands.
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