The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-12-27
1he Jos" BuIing, D.,

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Find girl that Il "a SL's.
May. about the right heigI ysan d.
eye and dark brown baIT guy guy VII
Let the girl be good to ',.'o f', whit
phOnd of musk. finn 'yA q a D,
ghosts, and one Of six cI.ii5-o -o.soe.s,..
family. ~el 10 q. +
Look well to the karar..o-.
see that he Is not a memh.-2 ", as..s
don't bet on elekshuns. and y. y, cir /
least 3 times n week. s'> ia,
Find out all about Lr-
she haz got heap Of good ,...'f' 81
study well her likes and GiyT.l.-. .-.1oa !
ov her hummade bread ana .l 'e I
Inns, notiss whether she af.,,.@-t..e q
naborS, ask her servants - air
hev lived thare, and dar'- IN. .r,
whether her dresses are la.t 'gE @ 4
fixt over. Yeas
If you are satisfied tlat,ro--.,
make the right kind of a -..., ...,r
yu kan safely konkmde fI.rr .l.-
would make the right Kind .,- .-s ,.-
After these Preliminar~s a-s' '.,.. ..'
yu hav done reasonable arr.,,,r.'
ing, ask the young lady for l,.., Z
hand, and if she refuses. vY -.
yourself euchered. '
If, on the CONTRARY. sIr .r,o.,,
git married at once, witlou. a,,,s
feathers, and proceed to take '! H.. "a
say take the chances. for a.
resipee for a pei fekt wife. enrvr''
thar IL for perfekt husband
Thare IL Just as meuuy ca-5
thare IL good husbands. aid Tra--
two people. married OF sirrrs ,{
determined tew make thcm-err. ,-
to each other, but what tlcv .rot.,
Name your oldest boy sum -.E
name, not after sum hero. Evt 4
first boy be girl, ask it aza r-
me that you kaul her RebekEer
l do want some ov them rpod "a
iOned, tuff girl names revived and .-.
HOW TEw PIX OUT a rae
Dogs are gittirg dreadful SKA
WI don't pix one out putty s5aa. r..
forever too late.
| hav written during my vu--r
when | knu 4 good deal u-1r-.
now, or ever shall kuo agiu. an -
dogs, and in that eSsa l kIafn..r.
best kind oy d dog f,r al uqr--
/ man to hav was wooden q ..-
The experience of years g.-,.- ,.-
change mi oPinyun, and nom ~
/ reckomend the wCdl-u doc. '-
! Dogs. az a general -lliur ave ,..--
Al, and the wooden q ~ kan I've nj
so, after emmy pattern or d.sir. me-
tIyated taste may sugge>t.
If the wooden dog lzu.g. r.,-..-.
on, so much the better: flrw,s-.-
thoze who study sch tlfr-, n.
which bark never blight.
Wooden 4. IS never srra ava. -
four times a year, like f,>ha5.,
( do, and don't kost ) orIg G.r...-
each time tew make them cum Ia.
agin.
+ WCdden dogs don't have the rs.
/ pho bisiSipusness d: neither are r-
ming round, and round and r-
/ round after themselfs, uielnr -sr
up with wicked flea, who L, b.z-
gagged knawing away al the DIGS
4 Uashun.
Thare amt no better watch To-
world than tie wooden one. Yuz.
two watching ennything. they will
/ it for , years, and they ami g--
want tew jump thru a window mai
if they just happen tew hear a b7
the streets whistling Yankee DsE
sally cum up
Wooden dogs won't stretcl -lz-
out in front ov the fire place aE-s
the hot room, nor they won .--..s 81
less old beggar man, wL-r r7z
kTust, and tare him all rrrr..s busy
minuit.
If yu want tcw pix ont .wt Aac
out a wooden one they ranwu pr.
the way from 10 cents to q da'-. a,
ing tew the lumber in them a5 ags
make them kroSs and uSele-s. art. j
( dew happen t. loze a he'd 90. .-- q
/ skTimmage, p dose ov s
taken at night, jist before rlas--
I fetch them out all strait In the au-