The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1872-08-31

One OF OF, exchanges wants to know why it
was necessary that Wilson, shoemaker, instead
Of Colt-x, was pat On the ticket with Grant"
We presume with the Ilieged habits of the pres
idential nominee, he must always have coJJler
by his side.
This !. the way Grant organs are created and
maintained:
l.. 7. Beach, local editor OF the Puget Sound
Coeraer has been appointed Surveyor General of
Washington Territory. E. p. Ferry, formerly
OF this city, the editor-in.chief, is Governor of
Tha territory. In addition to these two federal
Offices the paper has the publishing of the L. s.
laws, and consequently is very well fixed. The
courier supports Grant Tor reelection - liGVRe.
gan Patriot.
MI Baker, oi Hiawatha, an impartial patriot,
has named his twins Greeley and Grant. He
has already beSnn using long branch on Grant,
-MtSSoNri Republican.
An enisraQi wagon passed through town last
MonGsy, on the siiss of which was painted,
" G"".lQ ayluc IL cote TOR Grant," We Iecol!ect
of seeing wagon OF US way to Pixies Peak some
years ago with the following inscription pixies
Peak or Bust" In about six months the same
wagon came hack on it, home ward TIP bearing
the following: " Busted, by Cd" The next
"Nov. Sth, 1872. Gone to Long Br.nch tor our
heaith. = |IOodtord Sentnd
ALA the cen,,narisn hero Of Waterloo, the
shower oi tuad- the sca serpent, the oung lady
with u liZaI,. i'll her stomach the mastadon's
iawboue, The ancleut nesrte- that nursed the
Father Of ms County, the calf with two heads,
and tie lady Inat makes y ne,de-ho0k ot her.
self. b.uomIus somewhat stale, the Vigorous old
woman OF cg hty five, who does all the work on
ahrge iaru with her own hands, and supports u
numerols family oi great grandchildren, has
started o. TIE round, ny Att. She is srloUrning
just now III Grown county, ind.-IT.
WA&rED.-Five h.mtired -ubrcriber, tor t"e
NlyTOr, 10 be piiG TOY alter the election IT Gen.
eral Grant To the Presidency Of the United
States II lie lives 10 the tith day of neXt No
vemIe..-CGiIOl Go. .Wti7Or.
That is the greatest example Of editorial filth
the campaign has yet produced, faith that would
move whole range OF mountains,
A lady correspondent of ono of exchanges
makes the following sensible remarks concerning
tina. class OF detestuble Shores" known AS
"street loungers:"
"You little know how distasteful it is to n
sensitive woman 10 have to zigzag through a
group of loungers, and ut the same time be stared
out OF conntenunco by gaZers Mt every turn or
step. What would the men OF our town think
to see the ladies. o! summer evening, sitting
along On steps, etc, with heels thrus: out in all
directions, Tor them the peIestrian,) to shy
around stumble over. | believe IT to be II
system OF vagauotd sm that ought 10 l." cried
down"
This is decidedly bitter:
People who honor their fathers nd thei,
mother. have the comforting promise ,h4t their
days shall he long upoa the land. They are no
sufficiently numerous TO make the Insurance
companies think it worth thcir whilr to otie
them special rat,s.--EE.
young lady ct HANNIBAL, this state, lstel,
wrote 30 II. G.. asking him the hest remedy tu
dsndrut. Tho gro't f'rmer replied use
rotating harrow if the .arface il rolling unit
the sol l. well loosened. then coed down will
Canada :hs,es Ii this tails, 20 further Yves,
where Indian, ,re plenty aud frisky. They re-
move dundruh by SIMPLE remedy and warrran
ii never to re,usn.-iSL Louis Gtoje.
Mrs.. General John II. Morgan, wife OF N
famous raider, is Of tho riches, widow. II
Saratoga, and is much admired for real worth n
we'll rs money, says Jonkins.-.kr.
1t would puzzle Jenkins, or any other ,nuu, ,
know now the came individual oouli be bot
wife and widow al the same time.