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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

GooDN Ess graci6 US! Mr.. Adpertiser
Il will never do for you to throw cold
wsier synn the institute, ~ you GER
tsiniy are BY telling how that young
p~.isgogue snd pedagoRuess" Rugged
each other out Mt n BoonsborO Institute.
The Institu,e IL . radical Institution,
snd you must not only swallow IT. but
you must swear you like 1t, aud that
Il IL . good thing.-Adpdnce.
We have "reminiscences OF time
when tho editor Of the Adrdnce had
an eve himself to the "pedagoguesses;'
and from the experiences which We
have heard him recount We fall to see
how he could have been reminded OF
cold water throwing, or anything else
sngid, ny the hseeing story.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

Rev. Mr.. ALLEN, Of Durant, will
preach In the Episcopal church In
this place next Sabbath morning 1t
ten aud one-haIf o'clock. Also In the
evening Mt the usual hour.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

Look orr for the locomotive on the
Plug" hut A. you are likely 10 hay.
something like . month In which L"
get ready to prepare to begin to make
any observations Of this kind, y0n
will have abundant time to look In -
Hicks Bazaar Of millinery, fancy and
ladies' furnishing goods, where you
will he sure to find just the srffcie'
for which you have been wishing.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

ELDER Sewer, Of Ohio, win preach
at the York Prairie church next SUM-
day at 1O4 o'clock A. NJ; also 1t the
Lutheran church in Upton in the eve.
ming.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

BALIou's MONTHLY MAGAZINE for
n vember Ii ~ interesting as II j. rae.
grave apl gay. lively and severe
It il just what cheers q freside Of .
winter evening, and now that tn.
publishers If Ballou's Magazine pro-
pore to give pretty little chrome I"
every subscriber the coming year, W.
may expect to wee the publication In
crease rapidly In circulation. even 2OO.-
600 not being too much for such >
cheap and good monthly. Such .
selection Of stories cannot ba found In
any other serial In this country. Be-
sides, It has . juvenile department
which IL most interesting aud iustruc-
tive. Send . three cen: stamp for
specimens and premium lists. and 20"
won't regsetit. Published by Thomer
4 Talbot, SO Congress Street. Boston,
81. so per year, or Is cents single copies
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

BLANKS. -Justices', Lawyers and
Conveyancers' Blanks, improved
forms, plainly and neatly printed ON
the best Of paper, may be found ut the
City Drug Store. Il.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

For SALE.-About so acres of corn
also . qusntity of straw. Apply to
Geo. Milne. on Vim. Couiss' farm.
Red Oak, Cedar Co
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

PROF. y. n. ELBOWS, fIlOcSp0S ~
the Normal Department Iowa State
University, will lecture before che
Csadhers' Im,itdte, ein tho Court
Hswe. Friday evening At seven and
one, hal, o'cl9ck: =.
HASH Frosty nights make tie
leaves faIl........... More than dny
school ma'ams Ia town. mako me .
child sgain"-fnr they don't believe
in corporal punishment-........Nei-
Their does the lady who tried to get the
Sheriff to go up aud scare her little
girl into good behavior by . pretense
Of taking her to jail..........The walls
Of the City Hall building are rapidly
inclosing the second alOry....."....
Ticket offices for HE'LL" 10 what the
Republican calls Newton beer saloons
McClelland. who
has been boarding with mine host Of
the Fleming House ever since remov-
ing to Upton, lsst week began house.
keeping on corner Of Fifth and Merid-
ian Streets No school In Upton
this week. Teachers are attending
the Institute, and the scholars. NO
doubt. are willing they shOuld...........
Son.stroke is prevalent heresbout. 1t
has got among the printers and Ne
look sor resumption Of the twin re-
ports" In the Post. >. York Prairie
furnishes another wedding notice this
week. but they skipped last week.
which ID not up to Mr..
Leffing well will be here to-day look
ing for the Lane to Salt River.........
The Upton editors. w. H. Morrow
and jesse James, went to Clarence
last Saturday to see and hear Hon. A
r. Cotton, who spoke there politically
............It IL Sam'l Coffman who In
Jno Bagley's partner in basket maxi
ing. instead Of Mr.. Emery ~ last week
............A party Of half dozen duck
hunters ara spending this week in the
marshes of the Cedar below West Lib
erty. They have fine weather and the
game IL said to have never been %
abundant 49,. ....Geo. Lewis, for some
time working in the barber shop here
with Geo. Conway, IL going to swing
the razor At Maquokeia. Lewis II .
skillful barber ...........G. q. Bennett
speaks here politically next week FRI
day, at u p. M..........A neat gold
sleeve button found on the street Mon
day. The owner eau get 6fty cont
for the other by calling 1t this ofiic~...
49,. -. The Cedar PDst disparages slirts
personal attacks In newspapers with
the same consistency with which Il
cries, Ring" ............Ten bushels of .
new stripe of Peach. blow potatoes r.
what Jno. Bagley raised from a third
b,,shei. No one but Dame Nature
pays such interest on Investments -
this. ..........Capt. Phinney finishes his
the las,-piece Of grading ON the
Stan " Ood railroad this week....."....
Seven more car loads Of iron for the
Pug arrived at Stanwood yesterday
morning Some one 10 lying
about the subscript on business and
II amt US.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

|. 4 PIANo-New and first class, war
. ranted fully, may he obtained ON very
favorable terms, both ~ regards price
end time Of payment, by inquiiing Ut
bis office. II.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

STILL they come-another lot of
thoae nice shswis aud acarfs .: Perrien
Deans.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

REMEMBER that Dean, Ingman 4
Young can suit any one In ready made
clothing Of best quality. Also piece
xnA1s, hats. caps and gloves.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

BLANKETS, white and cOlored, less
than last years prices ut Perrien
Dean's.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

A BEAUTIFUL line Of Ottoman
shswls just received at Cobb & Wet
yers.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17
FLOUR ut the Upton Mill $l.75 pei
ssck--Wa4ranted.

Hon. JAS. r. LANE, candidate for
Grant and Wilson Presidential Elec-
tor from this District, will address the
people Of Upton and vicinity 10 the
Court House this evening ut u O'Clock.
NJ. Lane speaks at Clarence To. NOR
row friday evening.
Judge Leffingweii will talk from ,
Grreleycratic stand point At two
o'clock In the afternoon. Both sides
in one day. Let there be light"
OsAag PLANTs.-k eichert BrOe. are
agents tor . hne quality Of Usage
plants, and have them for sale In lots
Of from one to nifty Thousand. II you
wish = lasting fence, look to this mat
ter.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

LADIES before buying water proof
should price it 1T Cobb & Wetzefs.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

HICKS large stock Of millinery and
fancy goods vii! be found new, styi-
ish aud low In price.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17
SHRRIFF SALE.

By virtue Of Q general execution TO nue.
directed, issued from the ONCE of the Clerk
OF the District Court. In and for the county
Of Cedar and state Of Iowa, In favor OF Jas
Ise6el 4 CO.. and against A w Dean and
w Rull, have levied upon the following
property ~ the property Of the said A "
Dean and w Bull, to-wit.
Tho west half ls) of the southeast quarter
o<l. and part Of the east half ~ Of the south
west quarter 20 OF section three ~, In
township eighty tsol. north, and range three
~. west Of the 5th p. M, and situated In
Cedar county, Iowa.
And shall ofler the same for sale at the
Court House door. In the town Of Upton, In
said county, nm Saturday, the 26th day OF
Ootobor. A d 1879, At one O'Clock p. m. OF said
day. to satisfy said execution and costs that
may accrue thereon.
Dated this Seth day of September, A D 1872
JOHN b. sHEARER
sheriff Of Cedar county, Iowa.
Per A b Maynard. Deputy. 3wN
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17
Farm fur Sale.

"A 0OOD Z "A X M
CONTAINING 100 acres, situated 6l5 nc lies
~ northeast of Upton. and ~ southwest
Of Clarence, we'll calculated for grain or
stock, we'll watered, good fences and good
buildings, can be bought on reasonable
terms. For further particulars enquire at
this once.
Upton. Aug. 18th. 1872 33tf
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

by virtue Of special execution TO me d.
rooted. issued from the Once OF the Clerk Of
the Circuit Court, in and for the county OF
Cedar and state Of Iowa, In favor of Klfen-
fielder. and against A w Dean. have levied
upon the following property ~ the properly
OF the said A W Dean. to-wit:
The west half ~ Of the south eaat quarter
"a .Ai pAss y the aAst hall ~ Of the south
west quarter c<) Of section throe(3). township
eighty le0,. north. and range three (3), west
OF the 9Th p, M, and situated In Cedar coun.
", Iowa.
And shall offer the same for sale at the
Court House door, In tho town Of Upton, IN
sid county. ON SATURDAY.. the 18th day Of
Oceober, A. ID. 1871, 1t one o'clock r. NJ, OF
sAid day, 10 satisfy aid execution and costs
that may accrue thereon.
natsd this nth day or September, A. y.
ls7a
JOHN n. sHEARER,
owN Sheriff Of Cedar Co, Iowa.
Per A Il Maynard, Deputy.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1872-10-17

PRoF. 8. n. FELLOWS, Principal Of
the Normal Department Iowa State
University, will lecture before Che
Csadhers' In,itdhe. Sin tho Court
Alure, Friday evening At seven and
one hal. o'clock. a..
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Valuable Services.

The New York Commercial advertiser
thus SUMS up the political services render
ed to the country during the past twenty
years by Horace Greeley:
He supported Scott on pro-slavery plat
form in 1852.
He championed Douglass against Abra-
ham Lincoln in the Senatorial struggle of
1858.
He sounded the slogan of disunion and
encouraged the leaders of rebellion in 1861
He opposed the reelection of Lincoln
and prayed for peace on any terms in 1865.
He plotted with Clay and Sanders, bail
ed Davis, denounced the suspension of
the writ of hdbeas corpus, attacked the re-
construction measures, and capped the eli
max by c5urting an alliance with the
Copperheads to defeat thesoldier by whose
bravery the Union was preserved.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
CAPTAIN Kidd,s Treasure.

The fortune hunters of New Jersey have
some new discoveries to speculate upon
and IL the assertions of some recent find
ers OF coin are to be believed, one of their
number has at last definitely located the
spot where the pirate Kidd concealed his
treasure "as he SAIL" From Cold Spring,
Cape May county, comes the story of the
discovery of a chest containing $50, 900 on
the Dick Thompson farm, near Fishing
Greek. Two men, one of whom bears the
name of Garreston, were digging bitches
on the farm, which is now owned by Gar
retson, when they hauled up the money
chest. irehe coin, they say, is so old that It
is scarcely possible for them to tell the ex-
act value of the pieces, but the larger part
~ gold, the coins being about the size of
twenty-dollar gold pieces. 1t is said fur
thermore that Captain Kidd's name was
found imprinted on the chest. There has
been periodical excitement in the place
Tor the last forty years, and this report has
caused a sensation that has affected the
country for miles around.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
FARMS NEAR KNOXVILLE.

For $2G00.-6j a res, 90 meadow land. neat new
frame house, miles from city.
For sl2000.-0ne Of the finest farms in the county
and near Knoxville.
For s90,oo0.-A superb estate in one OF the bcstv
leys OF East Tennessee. VIII pay 5000 year TO
good farmer.
For 81 00O.-4,5O0 acres of the best of Cumberland
~ tcou land, 100 acres in cultivation large orchards Of
iron works Mt lockwood
For So O0.-Valley and creek bottom land farm of
400 acres, u miles from Knoxville.
For l000.-Fruit and gar len homestead 8 miles from
the city orchard vineyard and strawberries; II acres
For s2500200 arcres of So eewater valley land 100
well improved. The cheape't farm in the valley
$50, easy terms-12A acres Of first rate land well
located, miles from Knoxville Suitable for market
garden Is now in cultivation.
$500. easy terms25O acres one halfin cultivation
fine grass land, l6 miles from Knoxville, excellent wa
ter, timber and fruit.
500 easy terms-e0 acres two miles from the city,
adow.
1904 FIRST rate farm. l72 acres, five miles from
knoNv lie.
sl.500--An excellent farm, 8 miles from the city, 200
acres, ell watered, level aod, p nty of timber God
neighborhood, close to railroad station.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Kalnoble Pcopcrlu for Sale.

$50 acres of land Grist and Saw MIL with superior
water power. This desirable property is located one
mile north of i.enoirs Depot, tho East Tenn. Va
4 Ga. Railroad. Saw and grist mill on Town Creek;
twenty in cultivation; mill grinds 10 bushels OF
corn 50 bushels wheat per day good orcharl three
good pine for saving. Price 81 800 one half cash. the
balance in and two years, deduction If 10 per
cent for all cash.
The cam Mil property on Broad street. with lot
running to sid traoy on the X and o, Railroad. Lot
264x 65 eet very valuable DRY brick bui ding $500
ingy desirable property for any manufacturing bust
CHARLES SEYMOUR.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
FOR SALE OR RENT.

$50 acres with of the best water powers in this
my of this time IS horse power. 7 land is heavily
mbered and about one-third Of it is fit Tor cultivation.
cardng machine and cotton GIN II miles from Knpx-
vile, and offered tor the low price of $3.50 The mills
are now rented by tho month Posse sion be given
at time of sale.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Springs.
T. A II e
S p r n c.

THIS vorite resort for health and pleasure situated
Ten Miles North of MOrristOwn, Tenn.
and connected with the railroad trains at that point by
daily line of hacks is open at all times for the recep
ton of visitors.
Accommodations Largely Extended and I'm
proved
So that two hundred persons be made comfortable
The effect OF the water is wonderful in all derange-
ments of the
Blood, Ltrcr, Stomach, Bocels and Kidneys,
in Serofnlous and Mercural Diseases and in nervous
ness and general debility.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
SEED DEPARTMENT..

We have the only regular Seed Case TO be
found south Of PHILADELPHIA Pa and keep the largest
stock q Field Garden and Flower Seeds 70 be found
market - ~
FhOUR.-We have 800 sacks Of the very BEST Up
per East Tennessee Pour which we will sell 10 dealers
on better terms lhan they the same grade
OF Flour In any other market
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Telllco. Manufacturing COmpany's Property
35 900 Acres.

abundant Supplies of Iron Ore Of the Best
Quality.
Waterpower for several establishments Of the largest
class mills now running. Facilities for shipment by
river and rail. VALUABLE FARM LANDS, with
part of this property. The iron made here has been
celebrated for many years for its superior quality.
have been made, which have been pronounced To be
the best eyer made in the United States Tho property
u now held by joint stock company and controlling
interest or the entire stock be purchased at low
rates. For map deseription price terms &c., address
No. 7i7-Farm four miles from Knoxville 42O acres
first class land; excellent water, timber and fruit
$4,000, easy terms.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05

All Of our machines. i'm lem cuts seed Co., are pur
chased with eas which enables to sell cheaper than
goods inierorHr sold at large profit to cover
l0eses incident 10 q comm s-ion business
We are now occupying two arge brick bulldogs
Wholesale.
GEORGE BROWN.
Nos, 200 aud 208 GAY STREET,
augl,Il KNoxYuIE, Tenn.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05

There i not article calculated TO render tho eh-
dren joyful those Of larsergrCWth happy that can
not be found in my establishment. My assortment
Christmas Presents consists Of almost every imaginable
variety, and have been selected with especial reference
to the trade Of this season. and viii DO sold at the
smallest margin.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05

No 151- 300 acres. One of the finest estates in tho
country, well suited for gentleman wanting a fine
property or for division into dozen farms. Large
Brick Residence and many farm houses water in every
field; on stage road enc mile from pleasant town. six
miles from railroad station and forty miles from Knox
ville fine grass and land. $50 per acre.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Stare Timber.

5000 acres heayilS timbered with white oak md 10
Gated on riT er with great advantages for shipment
Much Of the lend il level and TT for cultivation wheI
cleared. prico ouly 81 per acre.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05

best for either business houses or for DIV ell
lings Property on this ,treet must adyan son and
at very low rates cash, half cash and balance on
market.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Marble quarry and Farm.

80 acres Of land, two miles from Knoxville, marble
quarry, timber land and Is good farming land,
small new frame house. tho marble ia of fine quality
and several varieties.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
4 Fen Of the Desirable Cjy Propertie,
I offer.

S6,O10.-Large new brick house, on large and hand
some lot well located of the peasantet residences
in the city.
sl,scO.--Neat frame DWELLING. on one Of the best
streets Lot 5OXl2j.
sGOO.-Lot on Church street.
Lots on Broad Street
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Send for tho APRIL NUMBER of the
East Tennessee RenL EStntc Renisfcr

Sent &c TO any address on receipt Of stamp. Con-
tains dcsor ptons of hundreds Of properies articles
about East Tennessee, &c.
ssRsl CHARLES SEYMOUR.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
Country Merchants

viii find il to their interest to call and examine m
stock send for price list Orders attended TO with
tho same care as Tin person.
% Call and examine, and be convinced.
II. KERR,
West Side Market Place.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05

HeA- Send stamp for full descriptive lis
Of properties.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
MOntvale Springs,
BIOuRt County. East Tennessee

'TmS FAYoRITE SUMMER RESORT WILL BE
May.
Tickets to the Springs and return can be obtained
md june 80. O; for July, August and September.
5000 for three mOnths $1,000
Address for descriptive Pamphlets. &c.
jos. l.. KING. Proprietor.
W dAwu Montvalc Springs
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1872-06-05
WARM SPRINGS,
Madison County, N. C.

THIS WELL KNOWN WATERING PLACE III AS
n this season been thoroughly reftted and will BE-
opened for the reception and accommodation of visit
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1872-02-17

The ''1eat" is often heard to
sigh for ''old times rocks"
when he was "some pumpkins"
or ''big thing on ice," and
was able to ''step up to the
captains Office and settle" like
''any other man." aud was cal
led "a bully BOY with a glass
eye" by the "b'hoys." He ran
with the machine" too, and
was always Ieady to go the
"whole hog or none'' when
''everything was lovely and
the goose hangs high."i But
he went ''to fight NIT Sigel,"
andhaving "seen the elephant"
he returned without any
stamps" for he lost all his
"spondulicks" in "fighting the
tiger" which finally "settled
his hash"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1872-02-17

The Boston Post gets this
of, appropos of Miss Spotted
Tail: eff Custar had PREFER
ed to have cussed her, he
wouldn't have kissed her; if her
less fortunate admirers had
kissed her, they wouldn't have
preferred to have Custer. An
Swer next week." gEn sgi-.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1872-02-17

When you can't think of
what your wife charged you to
bring home, get hair pins
They are always handy in the
house. .Ii b9liliaHS1i HEE hH@
.msifoqssb 10 sDoiDo 1s1H
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1872-02-17
ECLIPSE
Late ofLexingtcu, No.

uAVING bought the stock of the
u above NAMED Stables and leased
the same. | am prepared to do a first
class Livery Business ofall Kind, da7
or nj ght. My Stables are the best IA
town, being lately repaired and refitted.
Gaze me call and l viii satisfy all.
,yl0nI5 I. F--.,,-4-, .r.FR B. FISH. +
.snt tE
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1872-02-17
Don't Advertise.

No, sir; don't do it. 1t is a
useless expenditure. You have
rented your store-house and
purchased your goods, and now
let the customers hunt you up.
They will do it, Of course, and
pass right by the establishment
of a man, whose fiaring adver-
tisement is to be seen on the
first page of every paper in the
country; certainly, what's more
natural. And on the same
principle, when your customers
do ferret you out, treat themin
such a manner as to give them
70 understand that you think it
rs much to their advantage to
Duy as it is yours to sell; and 60
further, by making them feel
chat you have even conferred a
favor Oh them. And if you are
80 foolish as 10 advertise at all,
put a small card in one paper;
don't risk too much. And be-
sides, fyou don't patronize the
papers, it won't injure you; for
editors, publishers and devils
never eat or wear anything,
and their custom is worth moth
ing. No, sir, don't advertise
by any means: True, it don't
cost much, bnt every little
helps, and you must be careful.
Some men have made fortunes
by advertising, but don't let
that thought disturb you, my
prudent friend, for they might
have ruined themselves. True,
there are no such instances on
record, but then you might be
the first one! So take care. It
is better to starve in obscure
penury than to risk something
every year with the newspa-
pers. Nor, sir, my wary friend,
| | repeat it, don't advertise. 1t
might ruin you. / don't believe
| would even have a sign, OF
tell my name or occupation; for
to give publicity to your bust
ness is to sink it. Suppose you
so away off in the woods and
get in a hollow and set up a
large retail fancy dress goods
store. Then you will be safe.
WAFERs.-Do not require
full pay for half-a-days work.
Do not expect as much pay
for your services as an expert
eneed hand receives, if you are
just beginning business.
Boys and girls, learn a trade;
it will secure you an honest liv-
ing, and independence under
all circumstances, so long as
you take care Of vonr health.
Is it not better to buy a book
or a picture, to carry home to
your loved ones, than to pay for
four OF, five drinks of whisky
for those who do mot care for
you f.bHa7 =f7g Elm Orlod.
The Boston Post gets this
off, appropos of Miss Spotted
Tail: "If Custar had PREFER
ed to have cussed her, he
wouldn't have kissed her; if her
less fortunate admirers had