The Van Buren press., 1872-09-10

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ery day dress, therefore its absence,
rather than its presence, denotes a.
knowledge Of taste and proprlety; but
the decisive test is the quality and guam
tisy OF lace thata lady wears, and the hne~
ne 10 Of her materials.
ry"I will kiss you, Eve, said the
pa ternal ancestor Of us all, to his wife.
II don't care 1-dam if you do, she
loy !ngly replied.
.rE A toll gate keeper in Virginia was
lat ely brought before magistrate for
cru city to his daughter, occasioned by
her allowing her lover to drive through
the gate free when she had charge OF it
Like one of Shakespeare heroinss, "She
never rolled her love.
~ A wife in Indiana is stated to
have been granted divorce because her
wretch of husband obstinately refused
to either hold toe baby on washing days
or do the washing1
EY- Miss Faithfui is said to be fine
elseutionist, and has taught some Of the
most famous psrli tmentary orators all
they know about sPfaking'
~ A golden rule for young lady
is to converse pith 49, "------'v ,il0uus as
.he.,s "- gentleman were of the party,
and with yeung men as though their fe-
male companions were present
xv' An exchanges says: Nilsson
Will continue to sing. Matrinong;, ~, 10 =,
never yet shut a woman's mos1I, na'
and time, however, have f,e9"'u"y OesH
known to open an adarl"nal one
rvA yop-s lady recently wrote to
IT. a asl-ig him for the best remedy for
do-pTuT He replied by saying: "Go
West, young woman, go West, and ap
ply to some frisky tribe of Indians. They
remove dsndruf by simple remedy and
warrant it never to return
1T There is more than one way Of
talking on the subject Of religion, and
better way, evidently, than the old lady
had found whose husband lay wasting
under lingering disease. The rector
Axprsssed hope that she sometimes
spoke to him of the future Il do, in.
deed, sir. Often and often | wake him
liz the night, and says, John, Johu,you
little think of the torments as is prepar
ing for you. "
~ What q glorious world this would
be il all the inhabitants could say with
shakspeare's shepherd: "Sir, | am a
tue laborsr earn that | eat, get that
wear. owe no man hate, envy no mans
happiness, glad of other men's good, and
contsnt with my farm.
ET A wdower was recently rejected
by damsel who " didn't want a warmed,
oyer man.
Cur Tnis 0ur.-A German forest
keeper, 50 years old, not wishing TO car
~ to the grave an important secret, pub.
lshed in the leipsic Journal receipt he
says has saved several men and n great
number Of animals from horrible death
by hydrophobia The bite must be bath
cd as soon as possible with warm vine
gar and water, and when this has dried q
few drops of muriatic acid poured upon
the bite will destroy the poison Of the
SALIVA and relieve the patient from all
present and future danger.
ET Parties who will be twenty. one
years Of age before the November cleo
tion, but who have not yet arrived at
that age, are entitled to register.
ES- The Memphis Avalanche editori-
ally says: "They put women on the
chain gang in Little Rock. II the mu.
nicipal authorities which permit this have
been seeking for the lowest depths Of in
fanny, they can congratulate themselves
on having found it 4"
kT The people Are struggling for re-
form-ths Office no ders for continue.
tion Of corruption.
kT An Illinois paper declares that
Hcpublicanlsm in that section is looking
up. How can i, help it, when it's on its
backf
ET An experienced boy says he re
CARDS hunger and the chastening rod as
about the same thing. They both make
boy holler.
ET Some one says that the lion and
lamb may lie down together in this
world, but when the lion gets up, it will
be hard word TO find the lamb.
The Danbury News says there are two
things In this world that are not safe to
triAe with--a woman's opinion and the
business end OF q wasp.