The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-07-07

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10 table Of interest 10 the dinasr tabfs. : :
hat nation produces most marriages ! {
hat workman never tarns TO the LETT
heel wright. 500 IL
tsery loves company, and 20 doss . !
riagesble young lady. ~
Lgles fly alone sheep generally aeck
ther-s0 we have herd. Il,
be fastest and slowest of eur English
{ors were Swift and Crabbe.
INV IN an oyer.worked horse like an
brells Because It IL used up. .. l.
INV in q bsshful girl like . chameleon
suse she often changes COLOR. ~, Il
INV ara umbrcllss like pApeakesa Be-
% they arc seldons seen after Lent.
bbv n q Sewspapar sNkansn arnye Be-
Il Il has lesAeFst coIaashs, Apd revieWA +
ba parsons who i've on The Adkpgs OIL
r neish6ors VIII haver die Of atarvation:
Then did tho ere4tsst .riSs IL nllk take
be When the coy jumped oyer the
ri Their. ID. "a, .o thiosas in thia NE ifesl
ch We, are never sPnepssed and that isi|
Fhs NOE. u.son aia,s * ss railroad ssei,
1.-THE arrival Of a train as tho appoint
lime 7:aos 81 81 sgEwif .sar' .sait4 ~
When d ,iuaee, .stsiesp ,nsroSas, can oit
kly BE- anppassd. that he has Any idea of
ling him -enployRcnt..1o.'e es4 e7a ,'fs'd
Il YOU canat coax 4 1ish to Bite, Try your
ks1asive powerS uPon q cross dog; ana
b will b sure % suoceed :, Al ~
beauties often die old maids. They. set.
III a value upon themselves, thae they
BIT find purchaser before the market is
BED. ..srG - $. i'7l
"A person was boasting that he had never
bken the truth. "TheD," added another,
lou have noeo done it for the nrst time"
A crusty old bachelor says that Adams
la was called Eve becauSe, when she ap-
Sred, mans day of happiness was draw
to close. -.s-
Miss Tucker says it is with bachelors as
&h old wood: it is hard to get them
rted, bat when they do take flame they
fn prodigiously.
IA gentleman describing . person who
len visited him fer the sole purpose Of
Wing long gossip, called him Mr.. Jones
E stay maker. 80
smouds and other precious stones by say
2, "Tbey are the only bright firing
liich never fade on earth"
IAN editor in Iowa says he has becom
hollow from depend ding on the prinHnI
bsiness for bread, that he proposed te sci
mself for stoye-pipe. ,yss.s|
1.-THE earth % o tender and kind mother
3 husbandman; aud yet at one seaso
ALWAYS 1aarrowe her bosom, aSd at an
her plucks her ears. -
Ia smart young articled clerk, heari6
stated by . lecturer that oman 10 merel
|machine," remarked; ~Ihen supp0a
attoraey may be said 10 be'a suing mi
I. Arthur, - said q good. nssured father I
"young hopeful y aid'not- know Il
ssk.n "Dida't you, paf" replied Aop'
."I knew ct the tiaRe.n
II there isAny body ande- the canistsr
sys Mrs. PaEAngten, sit do tho siasde
Sing shout like . bog -eonstructor, eirc
ting his cabeael aPon'hoaest foaks.
Critical Pehtenees.-A young aatA
Aading o tragedy, perceived his audit
cry often pQh on lsis hat at the eea ei
me, and asked hisn the reason. az cam
ass very oSA acquaintance" replied t
+Fitic, "without chat cfyiaity."
A grim, hard beaded old Judge, af
earing q Aowery discourse from q Pcete
ous young basrister, advised him to plu
Int some OF the feathers from the wi1gs
Lis imagination aad pat them into The I
q his judgment -.. ... ..
Vegetable piilsI' exclaimed 40 Il
hdy. Don't talk - me Of each ss'
Vie best vegetable Pilleqer made - an Ap
for a min In .