The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-12-12
VARIETIES.

Paper cuffs-Newsp az ST attacks.
wise man need not blush for chaning his pur-
pose.
The more honesty man has, the less he affects
the air OF saint 3#
Eagles fly alone they are bu. sheep which herd
together. a# eH~F
All men wish to have truth on their side, but
Few to be on the side of truth.
To make jam tart-leave oat the sugar when you
preserve your plums.
70 seek the redress Of grievance by soiHg to law
is like sheep running to shelter to bramble
bash.
Many are disconnected with the name ofidIer,
WHO ere, nevertheless, content to do worse than
1ething.
BENEFIT your friends that they may love you
still more dearly benefit your enemies, that they
may bee ONE ycul friends.
God is ar idol worshipped in all climates, wit h.
eat single hypOcrite.
A promise should be given with caution, and
kept with care, 1t should be made b y the heart
and remembered by the ad.
The rresolus seize with eagernsss all ovsrtureb
which show them two roads, and which, in conse.
quence, do not press them to choose.
It Is the best and safest rule to walk by, to he
severe and right in judging ourselves, and to be
very meek iRd charitable to our brslhsrs.
Mr Dgby says that, Notwithstanding the severi.
ty of he season, he has suffered more from
'Fcold shoulder than he ever did irom co ID VIE
ter.
The sunshine OF good temper penstrates the
glOomiest shades. Beneath its cheering rays The
miserable may back. and forget all their MISERY.
more glorious victory cannot BE gained over
another man than this-that when the injury be-
gan on his part, the kindness should begin en-
ears.
However many friends You have, de not neglect
yourself. Though you have thOusapa, not one
Ofthem loves you 80 much as yuu ought to love
yourself.
laSy asked q gentlemen who was suffering
from the inHuenzs. my dear sir, what do you
take for your cold ~ Five pockt-handksrchiefs
day, ma'am!"
mau who is not able to make bow to his swn
conscience every morning is hardly in = condition
to respectfully salute the world at any other time
afthS day.
"Where's your hlial gratitude you naughty boy!
What would you have have been without your
kind father and motherY' 81 s'pOse I'd been an
orphan, sir"
a halter in Washington has invented hat that
cannot be blown of by gale. The editor of ne
h. 80 ~
not wind proof, we would give it puff"
Not Living.-A lady meeting girl who had late
y lett her service, snquired. ''Well Mary, whore
do you live now 2" "Please, ma'am, 1 don't live
nowhere now, reioned the girl (; I'm married"
man, seven feet hixh, passed through Charles
town on hts way to California, On being asked
why he ventured upon 40 hazardous journey he
EsDled that they didn't want him any longer Down
IN Nam.
Everything useful or necessary is cheapest.
Walking 10 the most wholesome exercise. water
Is the best driAk, and plain food the most nour
ishing and healthy diet; even in knowledge the
most useful is the easiest acquired
An IriShnan taking a book to the binder, was
asked If he wouid have it bound In Ru ssia (mean-
aag Russia 'ea'hsr): to which he replied, mo.
that ud be triAe too far to send It. I'd mWch
rather you'd get it done in Dublin /"
THAT you believe you had a call to preach is all
very we'll as far as st goes" rad an old doctor OF
divinity to tbeoloEicAlsstadent; "but," he add
ed, I'VE must wait, and see whether people think
they have call to hesr you"
Il may seem strsnge, bat 1t Is true, thata man
n New York perfectly epucAted in art took half
dozen exquisite portraits In lesS than half an
hour We Rust add that he himself was soon AZ
terward taken for the theft
Animpudent lawyer, Of New York, meeting a
soldier with very full whiSkers, said, II Gay, nav
dear fellow, when are ysu going to put your beart
on peace offootiDg ?" IN until you place
your tongue on the sItIJ list" was the rstort.