Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1872-05-29
ODDS AND ENDS.

hou'd they be!
One measure in which civilized
nations "gree The churchyard.
Disease comes in by hundred
weights and goes out by ounces.
Can a ship with two owners be
called a partnership?
! \ dead hen is better than live
one; she will lay wherever YOU put
thcr.
ftimc shoald repair the brcechcs,
would there be any vest iges?
Times are SO bad in some places
Just now. that people can't even pay
attention.
/ Why is Il waiter Ike race horse!
I Because lie runs for Plates and cups.
J Motto for railw ~ ryAMcctors-Ncyer
mind passengers; lis freight that
makes the cargo.
y South Car"lina negro harnesses
himself I" a plough. and his wife
pcrsuadcs him with goad.
\ jew on seeing 4 prodigiously
inc liam. remarked: Thou almost
. rl
:. minister Il! an ca,ing-housc gave
lie order: "i;oa~t beet. well done,
hnu GOOD anh faith III servant
\ Samrs,rr once made II frame
house ont of lis winnings. lie used
to say it was all made cut of dcals
OF What does Il philosopher in
i!.rca,lharc garments remind one?
The pour->ui, OF knowledge.
.\n EnaN>hman j. accused Of roam
iug about Washington inpuiring for
Col. FaX. ,hc ,;cr-prcsidcn,
wulfwcmi ini" puluth church
,nr other sunday. and was So much
. Affected that before he rot out he
waS couysr.rd--im'oa 4 corpse.
\ country ,ditor makes Il good
point by asking: .isn'tit Just about
lime tor another girl full Of needles
to be fouuu."
\ Chinese rcyv,napcr has entered
unou il. 2.cao;h Volume. II ha, lost
, III of il, orinirnl Subscribers.
"iinlln. Jake. whore did You buy
, .ho,c li,k:'' II Didn't buy en-"
"WrIl. where did YOU get thcm?"
i Il Enonri cHl.
= \ negro girl escaped from n Ten
t urssr,i ,ini! hy >oapin- hersclfthorough-
: ~ and squeezing through the bars.
: Her garinrn;s remain to be called
Gor.
: y gardener, VIE mad" II PIN
4 "Hshon ont al! Il spanish onion but
+ he found tta ii hroaght tears into
! 'rr nccdl,,' ryrs.
From our domestic Pet Idiot -
What j. the difference between n sofa
ui lis latr occupants: About the
Inference between an Ottoman aud It
. iu"t-o'-" omen.
: tan uia:iun fox iadirs The world
ab,u"ti. with !.im- m-p"rirctions.
, \ Damburry, Conn. lady was SO
! frightened Il, = "piir' that she etie"o'
. her husband down s'Hirs.
When Autumn Is married 10 WIN
'Sr ihe wcdling-ca!.c II always irost-
il ed.
II Dolly Warden ncc'irs for gentlemen
= have appeared. Wei. Il Dolly Warden
q around ones neck isn't so bad after
. all.
l. 4 worthy husband who arrived
: nome late onr ulgnl las, week. gave
/. an excuse that il was a late spring,
: and that lie wan;cd to look after the
/ rye crop.
- ~ Maine lover gave UP Ina bride
when her father presented bill for
the young mans board during the
four years tacy were engaged.
How is ii, "hcn Il ".'e wears 'he
- trowscrs, she ana her h"soah" COM
pose the number icm!-Brrausc she Is
number one, an' he Is c'phcf,
Naomi the "a"S"'e' "' '"oen' ~ "a' va,
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