The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1872-01-12
THE JOURNAL.
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A Utah girl fell dead from too
tight lacing.
A band of female countcrfeiters
has been broken up in Illinois.
A Newport swain received love
letter sixty-seven pages long.
A quarry of photographic stone
has been found in Kentucky.
Two prisoners dug out of Wis
consin jail with pine shingle.
Rhode Island has gone back to
the system of licensing liquor dealers
Before a man enters the state of
matrimony he should ring the belle.
Vito de Mare, an italian brigand,
is said to have committed $50 mur
ders.
The latest ballad is, BURY your
dog in the garden; it will make your
grapevine grow"
The young men at Green Bay take
turns in drawing the school ma'am
to school on a hand sled.
Tiger Tail, son of the famous
Seminole chief of the same name,
peddles pumpkins at Key West.
An Indianian who hadn't whole
whole pair of boots or trousers, re.
ceived three silk hats on Christmas
a large roll of unpaid bills in his
breast pocket saved the life of @
Floridian from the knife Of an assas
sin.
A Providence virago, having taker
a glass more than she needed, threw
the spare tumbler at her husband.
"The Dying Prince Hatr' is among
the latest and funniest conceits o:
the Cincinnati hat manufacturers.
An Illinoisan got drunk and bea
his wife. On becoming sober he
was so mortified at his action tha
he went and hung himself
A man has been arrested in Utic,
for believing himself to be God. Al
editor, doubtless. Their weakness
runs that way.
A Greenhorn of inquiring min,
asks, "Wnat is the difference be
tween a screw-driver and a screw
propellerr'
A man who has Travelled through
New Jersey says that he saw som
land there so poor that you couldn'
raise disturbance IL it.
The New York Times has wheele,
steadily and surely into the ranks O
the woman sufragists. So, proba
bly,, will the world in its own gooC
time.
"Julius Cesar at Booths is the
new sensation of the metropolis
Booth is good as Brutus, of course
but Barrett's Cassius is the gem Of
the play.
It is rumored that Bishop vii
liams of Boston and Archbishop Nc
Closky of New York are to be made
cardinals. Not likely.
How completely man is sometimes
master of his own destiny is evi
denced in an uptown sign: ave-
make our own sausages."
"Punch" says that in some part
of England the water is so hard thai
skating on it is kept up all through
the summer.
When rining a donkey what kind
of fruit do you represent? A pear
A Goat is good mixer, but sue
ceeds better as butter.
1t is considered to be cool to takC
a mans hat with his name written
in it, simply because you want to
get his autograph.
They tell of man out West whose
hair is so red that he has to veal
fiy-nets over his ears to keep tht
candlemoths from flying in.
"Never mind the obituary Judge
said Montana eulprit when the
court became pathetic in pronoun,
cling the sentence. "Let's fix the
time for the funeral"
1t is said that VIM. NJ. Tweed has
no desire to enter the Kingdom 0.
Heaven since he has read Revela.
tions xiv; 2, and learned that there
will be Harpers there.
This is the way a Troy reporter
congratulated a friend on his mar
riage:
"Ons more unfortunate,
Weary of life,
Rashly importunate,
Taken wife"
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