The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1872-01-05

HENRY wAsp prsc4mr's OPINION.


aud sympa 'i.se with you la your mis-
fortune. nui are thc pnpular impress
siurs IN respect 10 tie value III human
D.. i,nnd ia s'ip,ii,ic ilu,h? We per-
c,ivs il't many prrls Of the Human
,ornl .ncs -i,rpo. 4 10 be valuable. are
now known Ia ID v'sluple>S. or OF in,~ics-
u.c t'.an some ingrnicli. sub .,ilHtcs.
rh. teeth. inr is~lince. my TIC al,
TAKEN ont anl new ~ pat ia ihcir
place. warranted not to ache. lul pfopf
ngin~i irrlv. flr more easily .latu-ei.
AMI generally, cv,n mare hcaWtifUi HAN
',o>e which natu.s Furnished. Once
snc !ninm hair wa greatly esteemed,
nj. for wears. il hi- accn superseded by
afiiici! c,rl Ions. ~ YEAR Ne met
n gentien,ln " no iipHri,hei with a false
nose. which answered many purposes /
the ur,nrr'p.pliDcr,ncr and some pur-
poses in addition. Il did not hurt liS
.crin - 10 have il twcahed: ami he could
hump lis nose with mpunly aYa nsi
open doors. W hen ti,mhing about in the
night. 10 he sure. lie could not take
snnlf with il. nor use II for smelling.
But J. il not (, iair question. II any rate
Tor all that live IN cities. whether mon
do not encounter more di>sgrccah.c
odor> tlan p'cl>in- ones: 50 t!at the
los OF smell viii, o. strikiaya balance.
prove 4 decided gliu.
For the eye there have been invented
snch admirable substitutes that no one
would suspect thar the tender @lanccS
were but the reflections OF glass orls. 4
glass eve Is not subject 10 indamaiion,
and is not disturbed by speck and elm
dcrs, and is just IA comfortable in n
smoky room as in the clear air. The
L.
mentioned j. tho suspension of the func-
ton OF vision. Ii must be admitted
that q regular natural eve see, better
than II glass one, but the latter often
looks better
But 10 return 10 our leg. About
wear a-o. a country plrson in England
borrowed lee OF an American gen,lc-
man. and found II 80 admirable that he
grew Disconnected with anything manu-
Pictured in Euganl. Bat the gentle
nan. on going away. took the leg with
him. Oar pgrson had forgot 10 inquire
the source of the exquisite bit of ma
chincry. Ia lis dilemma he wrote To
me, describing the dilemma AMI asking
my advice as TO the best kinds of Amer
lean legs. The other day received the
following jubiiant letter. which needs
no explanation:
''Oct. Is, 1871.
Ny DEAR SIN: cannot refrain from
writing you line Of thanks for intro
ducing me TO the - Limb Company.
Dr.. - kindly made an abatement of
ten pounds in the price. seeing | am only
poor person. and he has seat me such
n leg a never had before. Its per-
feet treat to wear ii, and really is enough \
to make one wish TO live few years
longer FOR the pleasure of il. fl was a
few years Younger / should try to cross
the herring pond and show YOU how | 4
can stump about
With many thanks 10 you and Mr.. -
for the comfort enjoy.
am yours faithfully, III. O."
How few persons there arc whose lers
OF flesh and blood gave such JOY rs this
Consider how much one suffers in a ,i;- \
time from q lcr. As q boy. on, stubs +
his toes. has chilb,lins in winter. in sum
luer time gets sivers into his feet. or
cracks under his toes. or blstcrs. How
many colds come from wet feet, and
how much discomfort in travelling. in
church or III bel ono experiences from
cold icet! An artificial lcr + a sover-
ci N remedy for all these Ills. One nav
kick gains: tie bricks with Immunity.
Ike may leave his icg OUT doors all night
without chill. II the lcg chooses to
get wet, nobody citche. cold on that
account. Is one gets old and fat. how
EXCEEDING. i.ronvenfcnt TO pare his toe
nails. But in lac reform Loo there are
no toes and III there were. the lcg could
be unsnippcl, anh any little tiakering
done without -toppirg. Then. too, there
Is no rheumatism in artificial eys. An
Alderman might feed full every dav
without the dread OF govt. We recon-
mend III. q. to dispense with his remain
Ing fiesly ler. and to secure another of
the improved sort. Ii will then make no
difference If tile bedco;hes should be
pulled up and leave the feet bare. He
could take off his feet on retiring and
put them by the fire, and by this rcduc-
ton in length he would re Iuirc not near
SO long bed "a thing not 10 be desp;sed
in seepiug-cars or in ships, berths.
which are always made for short men,
but used for long ones.
Even II one should indulge in the
pas.ilne Of foot bull. or in emergency
should take an offending ncighbor ia
place ofa foot ball, how plump and solid
the kick Of an artificial foot. compared
with the milder stroke of a fleshy one
How many evils the men OF nmblc
limbs suffer from the acquisitions Of
others. No one would be teased to
dance against his viii. \ man set up
upon pair Of. artiiicials would not be
sent of crrinds. No one would say.
''Do now. like kind fellow as You are,
Just run down to- etc.
IN crowded meetings one would not
mind hating his toes stepped on. no
matter ii the Numbering fellow weighed
ton. There would ben corns. though
the boots were ever 50 tight.
indie u. rs | write The theme cxpands.
tnd myself wondering why legs were