The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-08-30

sun, to account for the redness NV my nese
Then hev TO meet 80 many kinds NV peo-
pie. We hev here the Old Abolishnist and
the old Democrat, witch are the hardest to
manage. Then comes the modified Demo
crat who accepts niger suffrage and sich,
eff he kin be ashoored the Post Oils in his
native village, and the modified Republican
who is willin to swaller amnesty, and like
wise to doubt whether universal suffrage
wus good thing after all, provided he kin
be ashoored NV the Collectors Oils wich
Grant retoozed to give him, and witch is now
held by a minyun and nepot In short we
hev all shades here, and its a bother to take
care Nv EN- all. don't like mulatto babies.
becoz every one Nv EN- is proof positive that
there's bin adultery somewhere. For the
same reason don't like coalIshun parties.
They amt natral and every one Nv EN-
bears the mark NV the sin thro wich il come
into the world. Ours is mule party, eff Their
ever wuz one, and heartily wish we wuz
thro with it.
he'd fearful time NV il yesterday. Our
picket guard waved his flag, Horris got up
his tree, and in a moment there appeared a
delegashen NV Moo Workers escortin dele
gashen NV Southerners. took EN- out un-
der the tree, Horris come down, and we went
to the house, and commenst mmejitly dis
cussin the questions NV the day. The Moo
traders, and the Southerners wuz free ira
ders NV course. But the great and good
Greeley wuz ekal to the emergency. He
did not deny that at various periods NV his
life he he'd leaned somewhat to the doctrine
NV perteckshun. What his views were now
on the important subjeck he wood not at this
time state, that is, in full By reference to
his letter il wood be seen that all such
miner questions he'd ben left to the people.
q h.. L.. Il H. Ia do
they shood hey. Ef the people wanted per
teckshun, while his views he'd modified
somewhat on that question, he shood-
At this pint interrupted him. My horri-
fed vision saw that internal flag wavin.
Herbs started for his tree from sheer force
NV habit, but checked him and went out
myself to meet them. | VIZ not long left in
suspense ez to who they wuz. They wuz
Manufacturers from MASSACHUSETTS Here
porters, and Moo England Manufacturers,
all calm on Presidential candidate to-
wunstl 1t wuz too late to git Greeley out
NV the way, and there wuz no way but TO let
EN- I,me together and trust to luck. in
terdoo,t EN- and stood by to see the result
Poor Horris saw the fix he wuz in, and per-
spired.
The Moo Englanders opened by direct
reference to the tariff question, when |
throwd myself into the breach. / remarked
that this wuz no time to fetch questions Nv
so little moment-that all these meters he'd
bin left to the people, who wuz entirely COM
petcnt to say wat they wantid-that our
principle biznis wuz to clasp hands across
bloody chasms, that reconciliation and
brotherly ieelin wuz our best holt-that wat
every patriot most desired wuz to see the
flag Nv our common country, without star
missin, agin hoatin in the breeze, and that et
any gentleman desired to see to wat per-
the next President he'd brought
turnip cultur, shood be pleased to show EN-
over the farm, and quaff with elm the coolin
waters Nv the spring witch he'd become az
famous, almost, ez the Pool Nv Bethesda.
One NV the Moo Eng flanders remarked that
the flag wuz all very well-the turnips wuz
all very well, and that the spring wuz very
like the Pool Nv Bethesda, for all the halt
and blind, and them with sores, he'd congre-
gated there, but wat he wantid to know
about wuz the tariff on cotton goods.
Here thought l, is trouble, but there
wuzn't. At the critikle moment the great
and good Greeley wuZ so overcome with the |
heat that he ainted and fell from his chair, |
wlch |, with ekal presence NV mind, seezed |
him and toted him to his room. Ez laid |
him on his bed his child-like face wuZ lllu. |
minated with the suggestion Nv gmile ez he |
Git EN- out, d-n EN-, ez quick ez |
700 kim"
l hev loved Horris Greeley from that |
mint.
To avoid the constant danger Nv two par
les Nv somewat different views comm to- |
wunst, / immejitly he'd the house at Chap |
Daqua altered accordin To this plan