The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-05-22

{ OF eourSe there isaG more ielightiel spot in
the world thar sn editorial saDetOu,, II you doubt
< il. jest ask any Eaa who has sPeDt several years
there. wearing %, his brains i0 psrPs,Hsl Efforts
TO write 6-St-class articles, and having the same
brains bolhered every eve aiuases BY people wso
esnE understand boz gsOrisOsly be Is enjoying
himself Here Is bow a writer 10 Ihs Detroit Frs
I PrsSs talks aeOes the pleasures peculiar 10 the
deep. grim saleces Of the ssneta0
No O0e ever comes up into The rooms Of the
top story Of t0gr>stosy b0tdss SET apart for the
sssH OF = ssily paper. This IS Why every article
res5s - evenly ard smoothly. An yoO have got
to do II you belong 10 the STAT, Is 10 climb up
,hsre. SIT s,il all day ioog ia the deep. grim 81
Ieoes. ard when midnight cores lover yourself
down stairs With Consciousness that every srIl-
Gle vii read like clOck-work.
e Yes'eriay mOr5iog commenced an article
entitled s. The UuSeen luAssDces og the Spirit
Wcrid. and had got IS fo5 IS to say that A.
tho1st We hear DO voices. there Is some subtle
influence resvsdI5g the - when Ezn came
ID With demand for 3 correction Of az article
charging hin With bigamy. You have TO keep
right 90 with an idea when .Ou get hold Of it,
and 50 | run hin 10
% Pervadins the air about you al the tine Pc
ter Saith has called a, abs osee 10 ssy that the
Enheanl WOES coHisg frosn The dead often s~srve
q from be iS1t the rnan uleutsousd ~ hsvius two
wives the path marked ouE By the obstinate ="
Here another man came in and wanted no
tics Of his new bGiLjingl
- spirits which refuse to yield to that new
block % Michigan avenue. although Smith is d.
reetly charged % the police With marble mont
and 10 fee, deep, At night. after days toll,
Who does not lose to sit down ard lei his mind
ruo TO the my<ierious sbsd0wy basement under
It. and stooe cars above the windows Ne take
great pleasure 10 sesiiDg Saith right before his
feIow-citizeus, snd -
Here uaa came up ard wanted to look At
State map, alJsOGgb be eOold have iOand one
Downstairs
aCertaialy. sir; lock at sll the State maps you
want 70, and cali back The spirit Of some dear
friead gose before As vii ascertain the nsne Of
the policeman Eho wrO0gfeIy accused Mr.. Saith
O. h,viuz frontage on Mishigan aveH1s. which
helps shs look Of that street very nuch. and yOa
vii s8d the eoauiy Of HHlsisle further to the
leGt Of tbst land from Which 10 ere has eser re
turued 70 tel Us whether oar friends are sad or
ioyfu'-
Here bog care up and Esuted to sell some
toBka beans L. keep moths cE
Thank ye. bgb, do1t want any tooka besns If
Toa ever want to l0ok at any poCe ct cur maps
rome right zp With Naussr6 reef to crown all.
md Smith Is nov set right before TIE public and
his friends generally, who have thus Improved the
town snd commune With them as to whstber
moment Of ssdaess dos not occasionally steal
,ver them as they think Of The fond friends LEFT
behind come Up again and III tax Nth yUu about
he touka beans and every patriotic citizen oaght
10 keep State map 10 his Hew block on Michigan
Lve1Gs Smith states that oue Of his wives de-
ierted hin il Illinois and the other--
Here = subscriber came in and wanted 20
NOV Why 10 paper vas issued the day after /
Tha1ksgiving
Because It vas day set apars for one bur I
i-ed and torty-iogr EidoSs IN the entire block .
With tonka beuns enanelIsd 90 State MAPS to /
louru their early departure through the valley 4
nd the shadow Of death doal want you 70 I
other ne any more. Mr. Smith. about your wives 4
nd come bGb get right down stairs nov With 4
oar bsans 10 that spirit land where al joy and 4
eace tn cumpOsirDrs wanted hOlida and its
yaiust the principles Of Chrisrianity to"
Here bog cane ~ With a basksl Of applss-l 4
= Forever more cant eat spplas wing TO my
seth aa6 smith Is now made good foc any beans
yhich any Ststs map connected with This 0Gsce
las nothing bar Joy ard peace 10 mark the never
ndiHs time III break yUQr geek If yOg say ap-
les % NE asIaia and y0u see that the new block
10Ssu 0f has no bI-amy % prove the moths dcul /
role tnuka beans sold IN FIiIl-siHlz county