The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1872-09-06
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SPELL BOUND Children at school - --lS-
POWER Of evfl-alAipower ofatterfey. T noH
ANAruxAL highway-LTh milky way sieb
"TALEs from real life" - Chinese 7Dsssi
queues. "'t'A q" 'iE"H'i ar ssaItLs III
WHEN is a woman wrong? When y'ngo
she Is miss. -- S' "''''2i fiA 10 .fs2s
A JOINT affair with but a single party f9id
to t-Rheumatisnl. ia''' -IA ba5rfs % .gG
s JONES says that pawnbrokeris office 10 f'Fst
must be loan some place. b3ssl
WHEN is a lawyer like a donkey ?ossi'I
When he is drawing conveyance 7 z5J.a
AMY RICHARDSON, Of Iowa, weighs 1 %
352 pounds This is the latest case of n dl'
big-Amy. ia -- -.trnisr> s.t 7rtsy
WHEN may your money be said to be s5rfs-
glad to see you2 When it is mute
elated currency. ..r'zvea.f.f.I f. ~ = s....,-s
INCREDIBLE as il may ssem, many of ~ -
the richest planters in Jamaica live on
coffee grounds. =,
3, 'dIS New Hampshire they call ,alope. "a ,
ment suicide. This is not so bad; he
sued and she sighed. u An
SIxPsoN county, KY. boasts one.year- -.7''
old heifer that yields quart of milk a s r
day s..--'''-. El5rptt1 .s5l--Rnfl
Why is a moth Auttering round fs!
candle like man getting off horse ?~e-a-
Because they are both going toalight - II :,
. WHEN man who has tried every ,nE
thing and found it will not answer, let q, s
him 20 where there is an, echo and try
that. -g-sr r.-. IrE-r.-
Eya,cy;I1a oditor ,ye.rs sack cloth
because be wrote g another factory r. -r...
and lived to see in print " a mother fac-
tory"
THERE are two things in this world
that are not safe to be tri1ed with-a -
woman's opinion and the business end .is
of wasp. 80
Two Russian editors have been fined
and imprisoned for having given circu- 'r-
lation to the rumor of Alexis secret
marriage in this country. +rH5-.# is -
AFTER all, when Napoleon Ill. was Ia m
deposed, he lost less than any Of his
subjects, for he only lost crown, and iia'
they sovereign. '-'
The man who called for tea, at an Or
dinary, las strong as the kick of
mule" complains that he got it as I :s
weak as good resolution" - q
An Irish paper concludes biography Pc
of Robespierre with the following SEN
tence "This extraordinary man left
no children except his brother, who was
killed at the time" s'a..- BE- --
A NEW York Judge has decided that
signs and banners across the street are
illegal Instructions, as street is not the .
mere surface of the earth, but embraces 40
also the light and air above it. .'f--r 70 .r..
STROKE of lightnin. accomplished "i
the destruction of 100 gallons of whis 81 J.
ky in an Indiana town, a. few days ago.. b, ,.fs
but an eyewitness says II was a pretty
even tusse between the two.
|. A WESTERN traveller writes !: g In gs-
passing through the burnt district OF s7gr
Wisconsin, saw no shrubs or brlers--
anywhere. a thing never saw before, r Is
and would not have believed had not -. :.
seen it," -.r t. -rg ~
"Do YOU think Jonah cried when he ..
was in the fsh's belly p was the ques-
tion put to an oily seaman by sleek
| auerist. Don't KNOW" replied Jack,
:" but should think not, there was 2 To-
plenty Of blubber without his'n." ~ 'f
JOSH BILLINGS, in his directions How
TO pick out good hoss," says: Good -..-
hOsses are skafse, ana gocu men, enat e.
deal in emmy KIND OF hosses, are skaf- -sG.G
ser. An honest man IL the hooles1 iuid
work ov God I; this famous saying was aIgf
written in great anguish of heart, by the
late Alexander Pope, just after buying ,sr,
a good family hoss." -taa ,Eossy.-- .ad'
AN Eastern editor participated re- r
Gently in the blissful operation Of house 80
cleaning He was intrusted with the 'sIs
artistic operation of painting the. Z
kitchen chairs. He finished one OF !'H
them and sat down on it to paint the
others. They had to build fire under if'-.
the chair to thaw him Oft. 1t ruined as
the chair, but he has had bay window
set in his pants, and they are now about
as good as new, 70 la --l-g-s.- ..I5F
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