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Gleanings.

An article you can always borrow
Trouble.
There is one thing that can always be
found-and that is fault.
If you court a young woman, and you
are won and she is won, you VIII both
be one.
Why is the bone of the arm called the
funny-bone? Because it is the humor-
Gus bone.
Mrs. Partington says she gets up every
morning at the chill carrion of the
chandelier.
Pat was asked the other day If he
understood French. "Hes, yer honor, II
it's spoken in Irish."
A Frenchman said of Shakespeare:
''Ven you find angling you no under
stan, it is always somezing fne."
An Irish editor says he can see no
earthly reason why women should not
be allowed to become medical men.
Theodore Tilton is buying up and sup
pressing all the copies Of his biography
of Mrs. Woodruff which he can find.
Why is the first chicken Of brood
| like the main mast Of a ship? Because
! il is q little ahead of the main hatch.
Nothing sets so wide mark between
a vulgar and noble soul as the respect
and reverential love of q woman. A
man who is always sneering at woman
is generally a coarse fiigate, or coarsel
! bigot.
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ffBy and by became more calm; but
it was only fitful repose of mind. The
fever increased and rayed again, or
supposed did.
"Harkl what was that? Ha! / was
conscious in moment. Surely IL was
rifle shot. Another and another i'm
rapid succession. l screamed as loud as
L was able, but / was very weak. i
could certainly hear the firing regularly
but rapidly, and presently the sound Of
horses feet echoed above my head.
Kept on yellingas nearer came the sound
of strife.
'Then heard the tramping of feet in
the ruins over me; the din was terrific.
Shots and yells drowned my poor weak
voice; yet L kept on calling for help.
For upward of an hour this thing went
on, until at last there was q rush OF
many feet, then a crash was heard, and
the earth caved in again just as l saw
the figure of a man descending.
''The fall of rubbish came so suddenly
that had no time to get out of the way,
and was knocked down senseless.
When 1 recovered the sound OF firing
had ceased and 1 could hearvOices above
calling in an unknown tongue. There
was big aperture in the top of my
prison and the light was sufficient to
show me the body of dead Indian iy-
ing close by my side.
al answered to the call, and directly
after a hide was lowered into a room.
grasped it eagerly and tied it around my
body. Then / felt myself ascending.
A moment more and l was in the pres
ence of body of Indians. Their sur
prise at beholding white man at the
other end of the rope was intense.
'frhey jabbered and screamed like SO
many monkeys, and ddidn'tseem to know
what to make Of it. But 1 had fallen
into good hands, for presently I saw
Chapaton, chief Of the Suan Navajos:
/ had known him for many years, and
he always professed great friendship
j for me. AS he spoke Spanish at once
told him as we'll | could what had BE-
fallen me, while he in turn informed me
that he had been having a fight with
band of Gila Apaches.
"ChapatOn sent out some of his men
and found my horse, which they brought
in. remained with the party couple
of weeks, when finding myself strong
enough TO travel, I returned to my OLD
grounds. But you may depend upon It,
i was effectuaIly cured from ever after
ward playing the antiquarian"
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@be A!sftetu Assortbwest.
DECEMBER 6, 1872.
..Rome wasn't Built in n Day



The boy who does a stroke ana stops
Will ne'er q great man be:
sTrfs the aggregate OF single drops
Thaf makes the sea the sea
The mountain was not at its birth
A mountain, 80 TO speak;
The LITTLE atoms Of sand and earth
Have made Its peak peak.
Not all at once the morning streams
The gold above the gray;
yTis thousand little yellow CLEANS
That make the day the day.
Not from the snowdrift MAY awakes
In purples. reds and green's;
Springs whole bright retinue Il takes
To make her queen of queens.
Upon the orchard rain must fall.
And soak from branch 10 root,
And blossoms bloom and fade withal,
Before the fruit is fruit.
The farmer seeds must SOW and till,
And wait the wheaton bread,
Then cradle, thresh, and go TO mill
Before the bread is bread.
Swift heels may get the early shout,
But spite Of all the din,
II Is the patient holding out
That makes the winner win.
Make this your motto, then, at start,
Twill help TO smooth the way,
And steady up both hand and heart
Rome wasn't built in dayw
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Powerful Tonic,

Promoting the Appetite and Inv1gorating the
whole Digestive Apparatus, thus building up
and strengthening the system, while at the
same time the volatile principle, being alb
sOrbed in the blood, acts specifically on the
Rheumatic Poison, removing il from the circu-
lation and system.
There are few remedies known 20 the Medical
Profession which will remove the Rheumatic
Poison from the blood, but whose action Is so
powerful in depressing the system OF the al
ready enfeebled Rheumatic patient, that their
use has to be abandoned before specific effects
are obtainable, and hence the want Of success
In treating this prevalent and consequently
heretofore incurable disease. Unlike these
medicines, already known, the UNk WEED
REMEDY, although producing as active and as
powerful effects on the blood and system in re-
moving the Rheumatic Poison, also possesses a
strong Tonic and Recuperating Element which
admits OF its continued use even by the most
delicate and debilitated. Thus We have the
combination for the first time OF these two
necessary elements in one remedy, which ac-
counts for its superior and never-failng curative
effects in rheumatism, Rheumatic GOut and
Rheumatic Pains OF all kinds.
y. X. The UNK WEED REMEDY is partfc-
ularly APPLICABLE TO LADIES, in conse-
quence fits Tonic Qualities.
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READ THIS I.

NICASIO WATER-CURE is situated in Cali
~ fOrnia-the healthiest State in the Union
In Marin cOunty-the healthiest in the State;
and In Nicasio Nalley-a place combining all
the advantages OF climate and beauty OF loca-
ton.
II is reached in a few hours from San Fran
cisco, Via either san Rafael or Petaluma, and
patients can, by special arrangement, have
easy carriages, with bed, II desired, at very low
rates, by application at Bay View Stables, San
Ranfael, or TO the livery stable Of-CnkleSS,
Washington Street, Petaluma, opposite Brook
Ign Hotel.
Stages leave San Rafael, Mondays, Wednes-
days and Saturdays, at p. H., Stages leave
Petaluma at the same hour, Tuesdays and
Fridays.
NicaSiO Water-Cure
has facilities for successfully treating the sick
unexcellcd by any cure, East or West
THE PHYSICIANS are skillful, and they have
had long ex perience in the Hygienic treatment
OF chronic diseases. They employ In addition
TO the common Water-CuTe or Hygienic treat
ment, ELECTRICITY in baths and otherwise,
and ISHALATIOSs of OXYGEN, which prove
very valuable in many cases Of lung and throat
diseases. They also pay particular attentlon
TO all diseases PECULIAR TO WOMEN. IheS are
well known as editors, for the last three years,
Of the Pacific Journal OF Health" q periodical
which has high rank as one Of the best popular
Health papers in the world.
We therefore confidently assert that in no
place i'm the world can the sick receive, for the
time and money expended, more substantial
benefit than In the SICASIO WATER-CURE.
DIR. w. j. YOUNG,
Manager.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
Or. VAN DEN BERaH's
Sovereign Worm Syrup.

THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE
is warranted 10 expel all worms from the
Bowels and stomach, except Tape and Chain
Worms.
the comparative merits OF the principal Worm
Medicines OF the day, which, numerous as the
Entozoa themselves, nave oversPread the
cific; and, while we frankly acknowledge that
many Of them are Often successful, and do great
good were we not assured that this combines
advantages possessed BY no other worm medi-
cine, its Introduction at this late day would not
have been attempted.
quantity OF this medicine required to test the
existence of worms, or to remove every one
from the system-its operating in a few hours,
unaided by any other purge, together with It's
certainty OF effect constitute 1t one OF the most
brilliant discoveries OF the age.
Had we space here, scores of certificates
might be adduced to show its progressive and
rapidly increasing reputation for the last few
years; but TO promulgate its fame and estab-
lish its character, we only ask for trial.
Its speedy operation in all sudden attacks, as
commissions, collie, fits or spasms, gives II an
unrivaled superiority. Sent by express on re
ceipt OF price.
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.
Alternate paling and flushing Of the coun-
tenRnce, dun expression OF the eyes, drowSi-
iness, itching OF the nose, n swelled upper lip,
tongue Whitley furred and thiekly speckled
with red points feted breath an enlarged belly,
partial or general swelling or pufhngness OF
the skin, starting in the sleep and grinding OF
Df n
lodged in the throat, a gradual wasting OF the
flesh, sickness OF the stomach, vomiting a
short and dry cough, appetite sometimes vora-
cious, at other times feeble, bowels sometimes
costive, at other times loose, great fretfulness
and irritability OF temper, pains in the stomach
and bowels, collie, nts, commissions and palsy.
Its value in removing masses OF crudities
from the stomach and bowels OF children, even
where no worms exist, cannot be too highly es-
timated.
Prepared and sold, wholesale and retail, by
DR. VAN DEN BERGH and Agents in all cit
les and towns.
DIR. Van Den Bergh can be consulted on all
diseases that the human system is heir to. His
long experience in diseases of women and
children cannot be surpassed by any physi-
clan in the United States or Europe. Dr. V. ad.
vises ladies troubled with any Irregularities OF
the Uterus to try his new remedies and gel
cured
By consulting and undergoing n simple ex
animation the AFFLICTED can learn IL their dis
| ease be worms or not. At all events, DR.. Var
| Den Bergh can tell them from what diseas,
| they are suffering.
Consultations and examinations free o
| charge.
OFFIcE RooNs-Ss and %, over Postofice
Salem, Oregon.
! Letters describing the symptoms will b,
| promptly answered, and persons living at |
| distance will be saved the expense and iroubl
| OF calling on the Doctor. Address
DR. ]. W. VAN DEN BERGH,
IS p. .. Box lT2, Salem, Oregon.
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MRS. N. J. ENSIGN,
Fashionable Dress and Cloak-Maker,
ThIrd Street, Near WRshIurtou

IhIru "tFeet, NeHF "fshIhStOns
HAS A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF PAT
/ i terms for Ladies' and Children's Clothing
for sale.
DressmakerS can get full assortment OF pat
terms consisting of fifteen (full sze), Tor So 90,
which will be sent to any part of the state on
receipt OF price. Letter OF fashion, how to trim
and make, will be sent with each package.
Prices OF single patterns: Ladies' suits, 81 90;
pOlOnaise, 75 cts; Overskrt 81 cts; waist 25 cts.
children's suits. 70 cts; Overskrt > cts; waist,
. cts; boys suits, 70 cts.
Cutting and fitting done on short notice.
Please state age in sending for children's
patterns.
The above patterns will be made for home
use, and will be found much superior 10 East
ern made.
All orders promptly attended 20.
Give me a call. 2nS MRS. NJ. j. ENSIGN.
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He WOULD NOT TELL A LIE
Two boys were in a school-roOm alone
together when some fireworks, contrary
to the masters prohibition, exploded.
The one boy denied il; the other, Bonnie
Christie, would neither admit nor deny
it, and was severely fogged for his OBJ
stinacy. When the boys got alone
again
"why didn't you deny it?'' asked the
real delinquent.
Because there were only we two, and
one of us must have lied" said Bonnie.
'Trhen why not say that did it?"
because you said you didn't, and
would share the lie.n
The boys heart melted; Bonnie's
moral gallantry subdued him.
When school resumed, the young
rogue marched up to the masters desk
and said:
''Please, sir, 1 can't bear to be liar
Il let off the squibs," and burst into
tears.
The masters eyes glistened on the
self-accuser, and the unmerited punish
ment he had inflicted on his school mate
smOte his conscience. Before the whole
school, hand in hand with the culprit,
as if they two were paired into the con-
fession, the master walked down to
where young Christie sat, and said aloud,
with some emotion:
"Bonnie, Bonnie, lad, he aud beg
your pardon-we are both TO blamer'
The school was hushed and still, as
older schools are apt to be when some
thing true and noble is being dOne-so
still, they might have heard BOnnie's
big-boy tears drop proudly on his book,
as he sat enjoying the moral triumph
which subdned himself as well as all the
rest, and then, for want of something
else TO say, he gently cried:
master, foreverw
The glorious shout of the scholars
filled the old mans eyes with something
behind his spectacles, which made him
wipe them before he resumed his chair.
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MISS MAcNAMARA
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.
]. r. WITHERELL.

No. SO Front Street, Portland,
UTILL FIND EMPLOYMENT FOR ALL
w those applying for situations in any ca
pacity from WoOd-chopper down TO a Fat Of
nee.
Pay special attention TO obtaining Farm
Help, House Servants, Railroad Hands, etc,
Irrespective of Nationality.
Parties sending orders from n distance must
be explicit in their orders, stating just what
they want, what they will pay, etc, (accompa-
MED by our Office fees, 81 90, which may de-
Quoted from employees wages, stating wheth-
er they will or will not be responsible for tray
cling expenses OF hired help.
4itf ]. r. WITHERELI.
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No married man in Illinois can get
his "todn without the following "per-
NIT, from his wife: 'Permission is
hereby granted by me, the lawful wife
oI -, and 1 declare and witness by
my own signature, that my husband
5s; ias the perfect right and liberty TO
drirh' drini' and as often as he chooses TO
ga anu what he chooses to drink,
] ing therefrom., All '''''''iS "''s-
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MEDICAL PROPERTIES AND USES

II Is the most sure and speedy cure for
rheumatism, Rheumatic GOut and Rheumatic
Pains OF all kinds that was ever introduced into
the Materia Medica. The UNk WEED REM
EDY, as prepared by us, in consequence Of the
existing bitter principle, possesses the neces-
sary virtue of being
The new Northwest. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, 1872-12-06
The Brooklyn Home for Business Women


It has long been a recognized fact that
one of the greatest obstacles in the way
of the thousands of women in our great
cities who are endeavoring to support
themselves by their own industry, is the
difficulty of finding suitable homes.
Various efforts have been made to
establish boarding houses which should
meet the needs of this class of women,
but heretofore with Indifferent success.
Some eighteen months ago few philan-
thropie women in Brooklyn, interested
in this subject, organized an association
under the name of the Business Wom-
ems Union, for the special purpose of
providing for this want. They sue
ceeded in raising the funds necessary to
lease and furnish the large old-fashioned
dwelling house, No. so Willoughby
/ street, in their city. The house rapidly
! filled, and the experiment was 50 sue
cessful, that when few months after
wards the property was unexpectedly
offered for sale, the Board of Directors
determined to purchase it. Owing to
the interest which such an enterprise
naturally inspired in all acquainted
with il, and the energy and vigor of the
women who had it in charge, money
was soon raised by subscription to meet
the first payment required TO be made.
The Union, also encouraged by the fact
that the Home paid its running ex-
penses during the first year of its exist
ence, and being constantly i'm the
receipt Of applications for board largely
exceeding their accommodations, de
cided to enlarge and remodel the build
ing, feeling assured that the institution
had ELECTED sufficient interest to make
it possible to secure the necessary means.
INNasa nfnnnl 1rN1a
through the additions and alterations,
which will be completed about the lst of
January, the building will accommo-
date some seventy-five women. All the
rooms are light, airy and cheerful. The
large, handsome parloTs are devoted to
the inmates Of the Home, lectures, read
ings, and other entertainments being
given in them for instruction and
amusement. Another object of the
Union is to constitute a center where
Information relative to all business op-
pOrtunities for women may at all times
be given and received, thus contributing
TO the opening Of new avenues of en-
plOyment for those desiring to support
themselves. IL the wealthy women of
, other cities, who are suffering from
eTlI1ui for the want of something to oc-
cupy their time and attention, would
follow the example of the founders of
this Brooklyn Association and establish
similar institutions, or lend their as
sistance to the furtherance of this, they
Will be the means of saving many a
young girl from the temptations which
so easily beset the homeless
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UNK WEED REMEDY.
THE UNK WEED REMEDY,
Or
Oregon Rheumatic Cure.
HISTORY:

THIS REMEDY Is COMPOSED OF THE
il Active principle of the INK Weed, Eng
Thaspium COrdatum Origins, ,I4at.-Indigenous
10 Oregon. Grows most abundantly and per
feetly In Washington county.
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PROPERTIES, ETC.,:

It contains an Active and Volatile Principle,
extracted by Ether, and bitter Tonic Prin-
ciple.
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Atkinson, Woodward & Co.,
Uate Atkinson & woodward,)
REAL ESTATE AGENTS,
NO. 1O2 FRONT STREET,

Portland, Oregon,
HAVE FOR SALE FARMS AND IiNIN-
III proved Lands In Oregon ana washington
Also. CHOICE CITY PROPERTY. for Sale
and 10 Rent.
We attend TO Buying and Selling heai bs'ate
In City and Country.
Special attention given TO the Renting OF
Property and Collection of Rents, LOOKING MtsI
Repairs and Payment OF Taxes on Properly III
our hands when desired.
Legal papers written and Acknowledgements
taken.
LOANS NEGOTIATED on Real Estate Sc
curity. Parties having Money TO Loan are IN
vited to give us a call. 80. .
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Certificate from the Deputy Jailor of Multi
lamau COuufy Tafl.

June T. 1871.
DR.. \. VI. IOryea & Co: I was attacked with
severe ease OF rheumatism. II was in my
thighs, hips, fingers, shoulder blade-indeed in
all the joints OF my body suffered great pain
and anguish. was attended by "a regular ply
sician, but with no effect. / was induced to try
your INK Weed Remedy, and 1t Immediately
cured me up. / consider IL, from my eIpe-
rience, the best remedy for rheumatism known.
ALFRED +. TURNER, Deputy JailOr.
This IS to certify that the above statement is
correct to my own knowledge.
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''''' - ny "" JOHN ?. WARD, Jailor.

Alta California Book and Job Printing Ofice,)
~ California street,
San Francisco, June !, lS7l.
Or. A. VI. LoTyea & Co.: For several years /
have been subject TO rheumatism in my right
arm and shoulder, rendering me unable to
work. ON recurrence of the attack some
time since, ! was induced 10 try your "Unk
Weed RemedY,- and the result was perfect
cure in a few days. ] took only twO-thirds of
the contents OF one bottle. My firm belief Is
that the "Unk" is certain cure for Theuma-
tism in all its forms, and would heartily rec
Ommend all afflicted with that dreadful dis
ease TO try your Remedy" and be cured
JNO. X. MCLANE.
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J. I. ATKINSON, Notary Public.
TYLER WOODWARD.
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Certificate of \. r. Shipley, Esq, special con-
tributOr To the "Wlilamette Farmer" and Sec
retary OF the Oregon Horticultural Society:
Oswego, Oregon, March d, 1871.
DIR. 4. VI. LOryea: Some four weeks ago was
entirely prOstrated with rheumatism; in fact
was almost helpless / sent TO YOU for one 10
ounce bottle Of the "Unk Weed Remedy" by
the use Of which experienced almost imme-
diate relief, and by the time the bottle was
gone the rheumatism was gone. From my
own experience, and from what have heard
others say who have used the INK Weed,
believe IL TO be a certain cure efOrrheumatism.
Yours respectfully, A. X. SHIPLEY.
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We are aware Of the fact that Il Is generally
an easy matter to procure certificates attesting
the efficacy of patent remedies from a certain
class Of those who use them. We have selected
the following because the names attached to
them are those Of men OF the most careful and
scrupulOus character, and because the large
class of their acquaintances in Oregon will not,
for moment, accuse or suspect them Of any
eXaggeratiOn in the statements they may
make:
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Certificate from Hon. Nat II. Lane, Pilot
Commissioner OF Oregon, and member OF the
City Council of East Portland:
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THE FLORENCE SEWING MACHINE
1T DOES MORE WORK.

MORE KINDS OF work,
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East Portland, April 10, lSIl.
DIR. 4. NJ. LOryea x Co.: have been afflicted
for several years past with "weakness in the
back and wandering rheumatic pains, ac-
cOmpanied by severe constipation. BY the use
of one bottle of your "Unk Weed Remedy, or
oregon Rheumatic Cure" have been entirely
relieved. and / cheerfully recommend 10 as
most valuable and effective remedy.
NAT. H. LANE.
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Certificate from Hon. Gideon Tibbetts,
member Of the City council of East Portland:
East Portland, April !, ISL.
DIR. A NJ. LOryea & CO.-Cents: This is to in
form you that have used your Junk Weedi
for neuralgia and rheumatic pains, and found
relief from the use Of only one bottle, and can
recommend 10 to those in need OF such rem
edy Yours GIDEON TIBBETTS.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1872-04-23
Cancers, TumorS and Ulcers,

conslderatl9n of many earnest solicitations by the
anlcted IN the South, to be visited at or near their
homes, we have arranged for DIR. GREENE, who has
charge OF the Branch Office at Charlotte n c. to fiji
the following appointments:
RUTHERFORDTON, N. c., Village Hotel, May 18th.
WAYNESVILLE, N. c., Battle House, May 22d
WEBSTER. n. c., Enloe House, May 24th
FRANKLIN, n. c., Mrs Siler's Hotel, May 18th.
MURPHY, N c. Mr. Henry's House, May 2Sth
DUCkTOWN, TENN. Mcleod Hotel May 3Oth.
CLEVELAND, TENN, Ocoee House, June 1st.
KNOXVILLE, TENN, Akin House. June 3d.
GREENEHlLLE, TENN, Godfrey House, June 4th.
BRISTOL, TENN Nickels Hotel June 9Th.
WARM SPRINGS, N c, Principal Hotel. June 7th,
And at ASHEVILLE, n c. June 10th.
Where he will remain for the purpose of treating
cases, till October 1st
During his absence his Office at Charlotte will be in
charge OF Dr. Bentley, assistant physician Dr. Klines
Philadelphia Bellevue Institute, gentleman of prac
teal ability and thoroughly acquainted with the treat
ment OF Cancers, Tumors and Ulcers, by Dr. Klines
Antldo e. as well as all forms of chronic diseases
apl23eod3m.