Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1872-02-15
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George Schnorr desires to inform
the public that he has not sold any in
toxicating liquors since May, 1871.
The Ground Hog must have beer
blind this year, from the appearance o
the weather We have had the pas
week.
~ Those who buy.tombstones of IL;
look with pride and satisfaction on thu
graves of their friends" is the adver.
tisement of a Western stOne-cutter.
Hon. Jas. Monroe will please ac-
cept our thanks for copy of the Con
gressional Directory of FOrty-secont
Congress.
-Curran was once asked by one o
his brother judges, "DO you see any
thing ridiculous in this wig?' "NOth-
ing but the head" was the reply.
1t is delicately intimated that Alex.
is does great deal of standing up since
his buffalo hunting experience. When
he does sit down, he sits down gradually
w by is school teacher when
furnishing an unruly scholar, like typo
taking proof-sheet? Because he must
strike hard to make good impression
A ground squirrel was lately killed
near Winesburg, by the young sports
man, Benjamin Bixler, which, upon eX-
animation, was found to have 81 grains
of corn in its mouth.
A spider web is hardly ever noticed
and yet there is more philosophy in it
than one would suppose, for we are told
that it is composed OF six thousand
filaments.
-Buckwheat cakes will soon be but a
bitter sweet memory of the past. Soon
will be heard the pleasant sizzling OF
ham in the skillet, and the tinkle of the
plated spoons in the egg cup.
As old Mrs. HoXworth was going
up north end of Washington street, one
day last week, she was attacked by a
cross dog owned by some family living
there. Persons having such dogs should
keep them chained up.
In the House of Representatives at
Columbus a resolution was offered to
extend the time of hunting ducks till
the 18th of April. If we were single
yet we would be in favor of extending
that privilege the year around.
1t is very improper, rs well as OBJ
noXious to others, for a person while in
to be beating time on the floor
with their feet while the choir is sing
ing or pounding against the seat in front
of you during the service.
"A correspondent, says in speaking
of the REPUBLICAN, "Allow ME 70 say
that 1 consider it one of the best con-
Quoted county papers within my knowl-
edge. wish you abundant success,
which is no more than you merit"
The GAINESVILLE Courier says it is
crtain that the Cincinnati
& Muskingum Valley, or some other
line, will be extended from Dresden to
Millersburg, Holmes county, within
two years. Come on gentlemen, we
are ready for you.
oh, it was all mistake about Fred.
getting married last week. He was on
business to Edinburg and returned
home Wednesday noon, ready to go to
work and sell Hardware just as cheap
as ever. But it is said he got kind of
private 'sbelling.''
Jefferson Cary still continues to
have q large sale for his medicines in
this, Wayne, and other counties. His
cure for Thick Neck takes the lead
and there is no better lini-
ment than his "Aqua Vitae" for Rheu-
matism, Neuralgia, Headache, Sore
Throat, Collie, Diarrh9a, &C., &c.
Says the Marquette Mining Journal !:
can Indian up on the Houghton and
Ontonagan railroad lost the cork out of
a can of nitro-glycerine, and replaced it
with wooden one, which he drove in
to its place with his little hatcheI The
can was completely ruined, and the
noble red man is supposed to have made
the quickest trip to ''the happy hunting
grounds" on record"
A Canaan (Ct.) man hung himself,
and jury of his neighbors was i'm
panneled in accordance with the re-
quirements in the case. After mature
deliberation upon the evidence adduced,
one of the number was asked what con-
clusion he had reached, when he frank
ly responded: go, there hain't the least
mossel of doubt in my mind of the
critters guilt"
A Yankee i'm Texas, who sat listen
ing to the stories of a Louisianian in re-
gard to the marvellous growth of sugar
cane on his plantation, near New Or
leans, finally said "That amt nothing.
I've seen cane in old New England
morn a mile long," What kind of
cane was it," was the general inquiry.
IA hurricane" answered the trium-
plant Yankee.
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. The percep-
tive faculty of women is usually keener
than the same chronological organ
i'm men. Women known that beauty
rather than genius is worshiped by the
sterner sex. A man may talk of the
latter to his lady-love, but the keenness
of the woman knows that he is think
ing of the former. Women are fond OF
admiration; hence one of their long
.ings is to be beautiful. The grand Sc
cret of female beauty is health, the
power to eat, digest and assimilate a
proper quantity of wholesome food
Take Vinegar Bitters. 1t will cleanse
the stomach, tone the vital organs, give
Il perfect digestion, purify the blood
clear up the complexion and produce a
state of mental and physical electricity
which gives symmetry of form, bright
eyes, white skin, glossy hair and a gen.
uine type of female loveliness, which
no cosmetic can produce.