National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1872-04-19
Facts and PsncIOa.

Which is the ugliest hood ever worn
--Falsehood.
The bitter end-the last half inch Of .
penny cigar.
The conjunctive mood-tboughts Of
matrimony.
} The mothers heart gives 4th Joy at
the baby's lst 9th. -" l.
Smart young men, and gossiping, pert
girls, are the persons most to be dreaded
in society.
A little girl in Milwaukee was lately
frightened to death by the noise Of .
mill into which she ran. sa err,
The infallible cure for rheumatism 10
now flannel and patience and for gout
! tea and toast and exercise.
II your wife does abuse you, you hsvs
, the pleasant consciousness that she will
not permit any one else to do so.
Bonnets and round hats are so much
alike in shape and trimming this season
that it is very difficult TO tell which ID
which.
A sour old bachelor makes tho remark
that girl who is now termed beautiful
blonde, would, a few years ago, have been
called tow head. ....l ....- r,
Zukertorf is believed to be the best
chess player in the world, being engaged
in that profitable game sixteen hours
out OF every twenty-foui.
Make railroad murders so expensive
that no company can afford to perpetrats
them that's the way to abolish these
narrowing catastrophes. ...,..
To be alone with the girl to whom he
is not engaged is mans delight ; to be
alone with the man to whom she is en-.
gagged is woman's delight.
II your neighbours hens are trouble
some, says an exchange, and steal across
the way, don't let your angry passions
rise fix place for them to lay
The fashion Of throwing an old slipper
after the carriage of newly-married
couple is supposed to mean that tho
chances Of matrimony are very slippery.
A New York bride wore robe OF white
satin, with an overskirt of tulls, on
" .ch was Hounce OF point lace, and
le ornaments were OF diamonds and
pearls.
A gentleman and his wife departed
from indianapolis, taking with them
their nineteen children, five of whom
were Gin arms" The father is 38 and
the mother SO.
Mr.. George W. McCull, is building an
Episcopal Church in Nevada, and when
it is completed intends to send out .
rector, and pay him handsome salary
for ten years.
A Paris street scene Dear lady,"
said n child exposing toy for sole,
"buy this" 'sWhat is it's price ,"
nothing to-day"
The hair on camel weighs about ten
pounds and sells for more than one hun.
dred dollars, which shows that it was not
only in the days of Mohammed that tho
animal bore great prophet.
The Chicago Erening Post introduces
the obituary OF Prof. Morse with tho
following appropriate text His line Is
gone out through all the earth, and his
words to the end of the world"
The digestive organs of the Japanese
excite the curiosity of the medical pro-
fesssion. Their fondness for sour Gu
cumbers and hard eggs is startling to
quiet citizens of dyspeptic proclivities.
A maiden who had once been Tilted
wrote her own epitaph, as follows:
"Here lies the body Of one
! Who lied Of consistency alone.
| Strangeri Advance with steps courag geous,
For this disease is not contagious!"
A Richmond paper lately had this
statement: 'The Grand Jury met yes
terday and made one indictment-the
name of the party (Mr. Lohman) we have
been requested to Withhold for the pres
ent."
A Philadelphia man recently lost his
wife, and young miss of Six said to his
little daughter of about the same age
Your Pa will marry again, won't he 7"
80, yes," was the reply: "but not till
after the funeral" a4 H.4t
A young lady says she cannot see any
thing so wonderful in the newspapers
predicting the weather, MS they always
know beforehand what the fashions are
going to be. and she is sure there is
nothing in nature so fckle as the fash
ions.
And old man of seventy committed su-
icide in New Hampshire the other day
be cause he was hopelessly addicted to
habits Of dissipation and intempera1 CO.
Nearly all his life he had been the VIC.
tim OF his appetites, and finally gave up
the struggle.
The Havana Mason Co., lliinois)
Clarion says the chinch-bugs are making
preparations to clean out the entire corn
crop this season, unless some way can
be found to destroy them; and good
many farmers are getting ready to rake
and burn them.
Olive Logan commenced one OF her
lectures at Newark, recently, with Ae
remark, Whenever / see a pretty girl,
I want to clasp her in my arms. 80
do we," shouted the boys in the gallery.
For o moment Olive was nonplussed,
but, recovering her self-possession, she
replied, "Well, boys, don't blame
you.'
A good, finished scandal, full-armcd
and equipped, such as circulates IN the
world. is rarely the production OF sin
gle individual, or even of single cotsrie.
1t sees the light in one; is rocked and
aurtured in another is petted, devel-
oped, and attMns its growth in third
and receives its finishing touches only
after passing through n multitude OF
hands.