Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-06-19

beach.
A weather repOrt-A clap of thun.
Aeity that scots people-Pittsburgh
Mere catch penny affaiB-Hand or.
gans.
The first ark-tick explorers-Noah':
bed-bugs.
The wealth per capita Of the State
Of Illinois is 1885.
Keep clear of a man who does moi
vslue his own character.
An oyster leads q plaeidlife untf it
gets into q stew.
Vice is sufficient of itself to make q
man thoroughly unhappy.
Deposits in the Bank of England
amount to $lss, OOO, 900 a year.
Portugal, in a hundred years, has
not %quarreled with any power.
There's one thing that can always
be found, and that's fault.
Among the warmest friends of the
one-term principle are the eonvicts.
Virtue pardons the wicked. as the
sandal tree perfumes the axe which
strikes it.
Don't go to law unless you have
nothing to lose lawyers houses are
built on FOOLS heads.
Put no dependence OH the label of 9
bag, and count money after your own
kind.
In any business, never wade into
water where you cannot see the bot
tom.
See the sack open before you buy
what is in IL, for he who trades In
the dark asks to be cheated.
In conversation, q wise man may
be at a loss how to begin, but a foo
never knows how to stop.
The excuses of our youth are draft,
upon our old age, payable with inter.
est about thirty years after date.
A toast at a public dinner in Con.
netieut-"The Nutmeg State: WHERE
shall we find a grater?n
The great secret Of success in life. II
for a man to be ready when his oppor
tunity comes.
Hope Is the wing Of an angel soar
ing up to heaven, and bears our pray
ers to the throne of the Almighty.
Wealth is a relative thing: since b.
that has little and wants less, il
richer than he that has much anC
wants more.
The master of ceremonies at a re
cent st. Louis funeral announced
1.-THE corpse's cousin viii now com,
forward"
An eastern journalist, who is per
fectly bald, has offered q reward o
l.OO9 dollars for q tale that will maxi
his hair stand on end.
Reading makes a full man, talkin,
a ready man. The happy medium /
reached when q man reads enough I,
give value TO what he has to say.
H. G. Isl vegetarian. Being ask
ed what would restore a fading mus
tach to its original color, he briefly
responded Diet"
The welcome rains Of the past tw,
days have done good work for tn,
farmer In putting q head on hi
wheat"
Drink nothing without seeing it
sign nothing without reading it /; anC
make sure that il means no NOR
than 1t says.
A little girl Of eight or ten sum.
mers being asked what dust was, re
piled that ait was mud with the iuicC
squeezed out"
The gentle oyster has closed hii
house for the season, and will spend
the cheated termn on the seashore
with his family.
II is more honorable to the head. as
well as to the heart, to be misled in
our eagerness in the pursuit of truth,
than to be safe from laundering by
contempt of it.
Sir Charles Lyell calculates that
the entire continent of North America
will be washed away into the ocean
In four and a half millions of years.
Generosity during life is very differ
ent from generosity in the hour o
death; one proceeds from genuine
liberalfty and benevoienee, the other
from pride or fear.
Men often appear to lie when most
truthful, and often seem 10 tell the
truth when most fslse; the most ter
rible Of lies is not tharwhich is utter
ed but that which is lived.
Pm so thirsty" said a boy at
work in the corn-iield. well, work
away" said his industrious father
'you know what the prophet says,
Hoe, every one that thirsteth."
Scarcity Of children at the Shaker
at Baileyville, New York,
induced two she Tears out OF the
woods to compromise nr IhiTty-fiye
~ don't eare much about the
said WaImley, 10 the head Of
a genteel boarding-house, "but the
fact il, madam, / haven't the blood
to spare you see that yourself"
1t is a well known psychological
feet that the conscience of children Is
formed by the influences that sur
round them and that their notions
of good and evil are the result of the
moral atmosphere they breathe.
Subtract from a great man all that
he owes to opportunity and all that he
uW es TO chance, all that he has gained
by the wisdom Of his friends and by
the folly of his enemies, and the giant
will often be left a pigmy.
The cultivation Of such manners IS
shall express all the best feelings, the
noblest thoughts, the refinement and
grace of the mind and the heart, Is a
thing which cannot be thought toe
highly of, ntr set about too soon.
Perjury is not only wrong to q par
ticulsr person, but treason against
human society slbYeTting at once
the foundation of public peace and
justice, and the private security of