The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1872-08-09
Varieties.

THE Carolina suicide who swallowed
some pounded glass died Of pane in
his stomach. ''7f aif '.7'' al
WHAT is that from which, if you take
the whole, some will remain The
word wholesome. .,....s., .;..,.-,7.r
IT is not roand sentences, but point
ed ones, that are sure to stick in the
memory. i'''' ''''-
IT is an error to inns CINE that women
talk more than men. They're listened
to more-tha:'s all. 1i- 81, yf,.
Why is a baby like sheaf of wheat?
Because it is first !cradled, and then.
thrashed, and finally becomes the flow
er of the family.
JAPANESE girls are studying dress
making in Paris, and will probably make
considerable hustle on their return to
their native country. tr-..,.-,
Ira young lady wishes young gen.
tlemsp to kiss her what papers would
she mention No Spectator, no Observer,
but as many Times as you please.aIs!i"e
AN irritable Lafayette man, who was
disap pointed in his boots, threatened to
eat up the shoemaker, but compromised
by drinking cobbler.
AT q certain church fair, q set Of
Cooper's works was promised to the IN
diyidual who should answer a certain
set of conundrums. "A aashing young
fellow was pronounced toe winner, and
received set of wooden pals.
Our experience in journalism teaches
us that there is nothing in this world
that williso disgust and sickeni the gem
eral reader as to learn, after wading
through the particulars OF an awful
accident, that there is probability OF
the victims recovery. 'i''."t
BAD luck is simply man with his
hands in his pockets and a pipe in his
mouth, looking ON to see now IT, Will
come out Good luck isa man OF pluck,
with his sleeves rolled up and working
to make it cenae out right. ~ iiis
A VETERAN was relating his exploits
to a crowd of boys, and mentioned paE,
ing been in five engagements. That's
nothing. .broks,in a little fellow, :" my
sister Agnes has been engaged eleven
times" man -,
A YOUTH stepped into a bookstore
and asked, "iWhsi kind of pens do you
sell here, mister?'' 'i.All kinds, you
young rascal" answered ane, Of the
clerks. "Do your said the little chap;
"thep give me ten cents worth-of pig
pens 7'' 1855 - "' aldE 'oF 9TE
A GENTLEMAN connected with BoE
ton bank as q clerk recently robbed
The bank. They called him fellow
and other di.reputable names at first,
and some intimated that he was aithief,
for they thought he had stolen only,a .
few dollars. But it turns out that be
took $4,000, AMI is not thief at All,
but deiaulter. r,,
A LAFAYETTE lady, while in Philadel.
| phia few days ago, was attracted by
handsome necklace in q window, and
determined TO buy it. She stepped m
and asked the price. !. Sixteen thou-
sand dollars, ma'am," replied the sales
| man. Being Sl5,900 short of the sum,
! she changed her mind. sit ag,;1i .<es
TuE story comes from France that a
beautiful but strong-minded lady living
in Boulogne sent challenge to the
publisher of humorous journal, who
had "twice concerned himself with her
private affairs" A formal acceptance
of the duel was returned the choice OF
arms was waived. but a decided prefer
ence for those of the lady herself was
expressed. =, Reconciliation followed,
and the wedding trip is to the United
States.
Miss KANE, of Baltimore, setiout to
write list of the wrongs Of women, but
found so many of them that she was
driven to the conclusion that women
suffer a wrong in being born atsfl.
This disposes of the whole question in
nutshell SELF Jeiiengafai sat