Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-11-25
N A S B Y /.
CHAPPAQUA,
(Which is in the State Nv Moo York.
November 7. 1872.

elected candidate I ever had any knowl-
edge nv. He is so much elected that
the other candidates vote might very
properly. be put under the head Nv scat
term
The great and good CIR, which is
to say that sodden old ass Greeley, is
profoundly affected-more so than am.
He isn't SO much used to bein beaten ez
[ am, and then he heznt the philosophy
to endoor it. He RELY he'd a noshen
that he wuz agoin to be elected. He !
knowd, he sed, that he he'd agin him the
trained cohorts Nv oppreshen, but he
never feared. There wuz the people
He depended onto the people and the
Triboon. He felt that he he'd personal
strength and he he'd given it full course
to be developed. He he'd showed hisself
everywhere. No matter about the result
in October In October he wuz embar
resed by lokle tickets. Objectionable
men he'd ben put upon tickets witch weak
ened EN-. But now that the contest wuz
narrered down to him and Grant he he'd
no doubt Nv the result. He he'd no
doubt that he he'd carried Ohio, Injiana,
Illinois, Moo Hampsheer, Connecticut,
shoor, and ez for Moo York he wished
he he'd ez many dollars ez he'd carry
Moo York The only thing that trou-
bled him now wuz the formation NV a
cabinet.
And the old loonatic meandered on in
this sort Nv style till the telegraph come
in short and broke his dream. Ohio come
fust, Injiana, Illinois, Michigan, Con-
necticut, Moo Hampsheer, each stag
germ blow. | will not dwell on the
harrowin scene. We put him weepin to
bed at A. NJ, and I immejitly packed
my trunk, putin into it, in fit Nv absent
mindedness to witch | am subject, SIGH
loose articles Nv clothing and SIGH ez
happened to be layin around loose. /
shell hev yoose for evrything kin cap
cher.
wuz in most depresst condition Nv
mind, and while in that state writ the
followin, witch may be some comfort to
the Democracy who he'd longin eyes on
Post offices and SIGH. 1t wuz an out
gush Nv broken heart.
PSALM uF DESPAIR.
Life is dream, hope a deloosion, and
expectashen snare.
Man goeth out in his strength and
boasteth wat he will do-he returneth
scooped, with his tail-feathers dragglin
in the dust.
Wat is man that he shood take pride
to hisself-wat is the son Nv man that
he elevateth his horn?
The OK nips grass and provideth not
: for 1.-THE horse wanteth not the Post
oHICc eiido uO may IiNO'
Thv oonoy DO feeble folk, but his
h habits are simple, and he needeth not
/ small change for drinks.
II Weeping wall and wailing l weep.
o Mine eyes are artesian wells, witch
a spouteth brine continually.
= In the wilderness abide There is nc
n comfort in life.
IS For the great and good Greeley ii
r beaten and my hopes are bustid.
r I turned me to Ohio and Ohio anser
IS Grant"
lie To Injiana we held out our hands anc
IL Iniiana sez ''Grant."
'e Illinois VIC implored and Pensylvan.
s. entreated, but Illinois and Pensylvan,
u both say Grant
m October wuz pizen, but November i
Id pizener
b. As November is colder than October
so is the woe witch is on US now wors
at than the woe we encountered then.
mt We offered EN- Greeley but they lafi
of at US.
Sc We took Greeley to our hearts an
as sed, ''Lo, we are like him. -
IS. We white-washed Seymour and Blair
RI and Breckenridge VIC painted four coat
ay And we sed, we are no longer Nv th
re. tribe Nv Bookannon, we be even ez yo
are, only more so. But the people flou
Dr. ed and jeered.
ed The Democrat rose in wrath sayin
is Eff l must hev Republican, give n
Dr. Grant and not Greeley.
so The Republican sed; Lo, Greeley ma
,ut be yet Republican,, but his surrount
nut ings are not pleasant to the smell. Z
en-. is with Blair and Seymour. Kin ma
40 tetci pitch and not be defled? And |
So voted for Grant
so He'd we got the Democrats, we shoe
= hev spoiled the enemy.
He'd we got the Republicans, we shoe
hev conkered and then the camp WOO
as r,
: hev bin ours. But We got neither I
them
And the Post offices are theirs, al
Custom Houses likewise.
The Postmaster will rise merrily
), the morn and darw his pay, but he sh
not be one Nv us.
The Assessor shell MARBLE ez he pouc
- es his pay, but we shell not MARBLE,