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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20

Extracts of Roots and herbs which almost
invariably cure the following complaints:-
Dyspepsia, Heart Burn, Liver Complaint,
and Loss of Appetite cured by taking fow
bottles.
Lassitudc, Low Spirits and sinking Sem
sation cured at once.
Erupfions, Pimples, Blotches, and all i'm
skin or otherwise, cured readily by follow
ing the directions on the bottle.
kidney. Bladder and Urinary Derange-
mcnt invariably cured. One bottle will CON
vince the most skcptical.
HORNS expelled from tho system with.
out the least difficulty. Patients suffering
from this prevalent disease will see n mark.
cd change for the better in their condition
after taking one bottle. Worm difficulties
are more prevalent than is generally sup
posed in the young, and they will ind tho
Quaker Bittcrs sure remedy.
Nervous difficulties, Neuralgia, &C.,
speedily relieved.
Rhcumatism, swelled Joints and all scro-
inlar Ahlictions removed or greatly re-
heNed by this Invaluable medicine.
bronchitis, Catarrh, Commissions, and Ky.
stories cured or much relieved.
Difficult breathing, Pain in the Lungs.
side and Chest almost invariably cured By
taking few bottles of the Quaker Bitters.
Au Difficult Female arrangements. (al.
most Invariably caused by a violation of tho
organic laws,) SO prevalent to the American
ladies yield readily to this invaluable medi-
cine-the Quaker Bitters.
al Impurities of the Blood and diseases
incident to the same always cured by tho
Quaker Bitters, If taken according TO tho
directions.
=. The aged find in the Quaker Bitters just
the article they stand in need OF in their de-
Ginning years. II quickens the blood and
cheers the mind, and paves the passage
down the plane inclined.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20

Tommy was cautioned against eating
too much luncheon, because it would spoil
his appetite for dinner. But Tommy said
he would rather have good luncheon than
q good appetite any time.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20
Ayers
.airVigor,
For restoring to Gray Hair its
natural Vitality and Color.

A dressing
which is at
once agreeable,
healthy and
efectual for
preserving the
hair. 1t soon
restores faded
or gray hair
to ats original
color. NTH the
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20


control them. The testimony of our best citi-
zcns, Of all classes, establishes the fact, that
CHERRY PICTORIAL will and does relieve ana
cure the affecting disorders of the Throat ana
Lungs beyond any other medicine Inc most
dangerous affections Of the Pulmonary Organs
yield to its powers and cases oil Consuhnp'ioh'
cured by this preparation, arc publicly known,
so remarkable as hardly to be believed, were
they not proven beyond dispute. As remedy,
II 4 adequate, on which the public may rely
for full protection. By curing Coughs. the
forerunners Of more serious disease, it saves UNI
numbered lives, and an amount OF suffering not
TO be computed. 1t challenges trial, and con-
vinces the most scepticel. Every family should
keep it on hand as protection against the early
and unperceived attack Of Pulmonary Alice
tons. which are easily met at first, but which
become incurable, and too often fatal, II neg
lected. Tender lungs need this defence; and It
Is unwise to be without 1t. As n safeguard 10
children, amid the distressing diseases which
beset the Throat and Chest Of childhood, CHERRY
PICTORIAL is invaluable; for, by It's timely use,
multudes are rescued from premature graves,
and saved to the love and affection centred on
them. 1t acts speedily and surely against ordi-
nary colds securing sound and health-restorlng
sleep No one will suffer troublesome Infiu-
enza and painful Bronchitis, when they know
how easily they can be cured.
Originally the product Of long, laborious, and
successful chemical investigation, no cost or toll
is spared in making every bottle in the utmost
possible perfection. 1t may be confidently relied
upon as possessing all the virtues 1t has ever
exhibited, and capable of producing cures ms
memorable as the greatest it has ever effected
PREPARED ny
DR.. J. C. AVER & co., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD by ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20

Among the great
discoveries Of modern
science, few arc Of
more real value TO
mankind than this Of.
I fectual remedy for all
( diseases of the Throat
and Lungs. A vast
trial of its virtues,
throughout this and
other countries, has
shown that II does
surely and encctunlly
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20
Ay r.
Cherry Pectoral,

a,ich "a Coughs, Colds, Whooping-
Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma,
and CousumptiOn.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20
TumOr of I2 Years Growth
Cured by RadWay's ResOIyent.

BHvERLY, Mass, July 49, 1869.
Dr. R,pwr IL have had Ovarian Tumor IN the ovAres and
bovel All the Doctors aid there help for H."
every thing that recommended but nothing helped
your Resolvent and thought would try but had faith
in IT, bean,e had suffered for twelve years took r bottles
of the Re,olvent, and boz q Railways Pills. and
ties Of your Ready Relief and there sgn Of
k aud feel better smarter and happier than hays
for twelve The wont tunor In the left side Of the
bowels the groin. write this you for the benefit
olhsrs. You publish Il II you choose.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1872-09-20
kidney a. bladder COMPLAIN;

StoppaRe Of Water Incontnence Of Urine, Brghts J.!
case Albuminuria and In all where there brr
dust deposits the water Is thick, cloudy mixed wit
substances like the white Of egg, threads like whit
SILK, or there is morbid, dark bilious appearance, an
burning sensation when passing water and pain Ia III
Small o. the Back and along the Lolns. Price, eI.oo
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13
Hair as an Indication of Character.

Straight, lank, stringy-looking hair
indicates weakness and cowardice.
Curly hair denotes quick temper.
Frizzly hair, set on ones head as if
each individual hair were ready to fight
its neighbor, denotes coarseness.
Light auburn denotes intelligence, in
dustry and a peaceful disposition.
Coarse, straight black hair denotes
sluggish disposition, with but little ambi-
ton, and love Of ease, with disposi-
ton to find fault and borrow trouble.
Black hair, very little inclined to curl,
with dark complexion, indicates per-
sonal courage, especially when one is
cornered, with wonderful degree Of
pertinacity, and disposition to hang on
until whatever is undertaken be accom-
plished.
Red hair, if straight, denotes ugliness,
and naughty, domineering disposition.
Lightish red hair, somewhat given to
curl, if it be fine rather than coarse, indi-
Gates ambition, but deceit, treachery, and
a willingness to sacrifice old friends for
new ones, or for personal advancement.
What is called sandy hair indicates a
jovial disposition without much energy
or power Of calculation for bargains
Such persons are good fellows, content to
work for others more than themselves.
Brown hair denotes fondness for life,
friendly disposition, ambition, earnest
ness of purpose capacity for business and
reliability in friendship in proportion as
the hair is fine.
Light brown hair, with clear skin, is
a very certain indication of courage, am
bition, reliability, and determination to
overcome obstacles. Nearly all the best
business men in the country have this
kind Of hair. The finer and more silllen
the texture, the finer the organization,
and the more touchy ard inAammable
the disposition. If such hair be straight
and fine, it indicates an even disposition,
a readiness to forgive, with desire to add
to the happiness Of others.
Persons with fine light brown or au-
burn hair inclined to curl or friz, are
quick tempered, and are given to resent
mont aud revenge
Light brown hair, inclined to redness,
with freckled skin, is a certain indica-
ton Of deceit, treachery, and DISPOSE
ton to do something mean by friend,
when that friend can no longer be used
to advantage.
Straight black hair, crisp and glossy,
indicates great powers Of endurance, in
difference to danger, and strong dispo-
sition to revenge wrongs or insults, real
or fancied. The coarser the hair, the
longer will the person having it nurture
his revenge, till there comes a safe chance
for its qualification.
Hair that is inclined to change its APP
pearance with the weather, with sort Of
recklessness to its style, indicates a cor
responding recklessness, or rather inde-
pendence as to the speech of people.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13
TRINITY JOURNAL
SATURDAY, JANUARY I3, 1872.

THE POSTAL TELEGRAPH,-The Chi
eaSo Times interviewed Orton, President
Of The Western Telegraph Company on
the proposed purchase Of tho lines by the
Government, when this conversation Is
reported to have taken place:
"Reporter--I would like, Mr.. Orton,
10 get your exact views relative to the
Governments purchasing the various tel
egraph lines.
Mr.. Orton-You shall have them will
ingly, sir. l am opposed to the move
ment, and have been from the beginning.
! do not think it practicable.
Reporter-Can the Government COM
pei the companies to sell, should they re-
fuse to do so voluntarily?
Mr.. Orton-Yes Government has the
power so to do.
Reporter-On what legal basis ?
Mr., OrtoIl-In 1866 there was n law
passed by Congress which conferred upon
telegraph companies, organized under
State laws, all the rights Of corpora
ton created by Congress, so far as it
could confer them. The law also gave
the companies the right to build their
lines through the several States on GER
tain conditions. These conditions were
that the companies file their acceptance
of certain provisions of the Act, one of
which was that the Government should
have the right to purchase any Of these
lines at the expiration Of five years, if it
chose so to do. This term expires with
the present year. The Western Union
and every other telegraph company filed
their assent. Hitherto the companies had
been State corporations, and had been
permitted to run their lines through an
other State than their own by sutlcrance.
This Act gave them the right to go whore
they pleased in any State in the Union,
The benefits Of such an Act were to great
to be lost therefore, the risk of being
bought out was taken. | little thought
at that time that the Government would
ever dream of going into the business.
Reporter-On what terms was the sale
t. be effected
Mr.. Orton-Five appraisers were to be
chosen-three by the Government and
two by the companies. Their award was
to decide the matter.
Reporter-'Then you are at the mercy
of the Government.
Mr.. Orton-Yes; it can appoint ap-
praisers ut any time.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13
CONGRESSIONAL ITEMS.

OF the sevcnty-four Senators fifty are
lawyers.
Garrett Davis is the most garrulous
member Of Congress.
Senator Sumner has seen the longest
service-twenty consecutive years.
Hon. Simeon Cameron is the Oldest
Senator and Mr.. Spencer, Of Alabama,
the youngest.
Mr.. Eldridge of Wisconsin is the most
conscientious member Of the House on
points of order.
Hon. Henry d. Foster is the Oldest
Pennsylvania member (born in 1912, and
Hon. William McClelland (born in 1912,
the youngest.
In the House, the longest consecutive
term of service-that of Mr.. Dawes, and
as useful as it has been long-stands ac-
credited to Massachusetts,.
The House has no septuagenarian, the
oldest mem ber-Mr. Perry Of New York
being not quite siXty-nine; to make up for
which fact, there are seven members who
are under thirty years Of age.
Three only Of five colorcd members Of
Congress are on the House Committees
-DeLargc, on Manufacture; 'Ellicot on
Education and Labor; and Ramsey on
Frecdman's Affairs.
Among the Senators eleven have been
Governors Of States. Nine were born in
New York, 50 that the Empire State
cannot complain, although her nominal
representation is restricted to two. New
England, having twelve members, has
nineteen sons in the Senate, which pre-
vents her from being left out in the cold
yet.
OF the professions represented in the
body, the editorial has risen to the fourth
place, having now eleven members
There are eight manufacturers, three doc
tors, two clcrgymcn, one teacher great
| ly needed and one general business, .
which we trust does not mean, Jack at
all trades and good for nothing" Not
less than fifty two were born in New
England, soven came from the British
Isles-Canada and Prussia being the only
foreign brthplaccs.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

THE residence of General Easement at
Painesvile, Ohio, is lighted and heated
by natural gas, which flows from well
seven hundred feet deep. 1t supplies
eight fires, and light for all the house
and yard besides. The flame is increased
or diminished at pleasure, by touching II
valve. 1t is a pleasant fire, making n
bright light with an intense heat. Moth
ing is required to start 1t save the touch
of match, 1t makes no ashes, no dust,
no dirt. The odor Of the gas is like that
of coal oil, though less offensive.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

A SETrLER.-A one legged orator nam
ed Jones was pretty sucoessfulin in banter
ing an Irishman, when the latter asked
him !:
" How did yez come to lose yer leg ?'
" WELL" said Jones, " on examining
pedigree and looking up my descent,
found there was some Irish blood in me,
and becoming convinced that it had set
tied in my leg, | had it cut off at once"
" BE the powers" said Pat, " it would
have been a good thing if it had only
settled in yer head"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

YoUNG AMEhIcA AT THE WHEEL "A
well-known Clergyman was crossing Lake
Erie some time ago on one Of the lake
steamers, and seeing a small lad at the
wheel, steering the boat, he accostcd him
as follows:
"My son, you appear to be a small boy
to steer large boat"
" Yes, sir" was the reply, "but you
see l can do it though"
DO you think you understand your
business, my SON."
Yes sir, think do"
Can you box the compass 2"
Yes SIR"
Let me hear you box it,"
The boy did as he was requested, when
the minister replied
" Well, really, you can do it. Can
you do it backward %
Yes SIR"
:" Let me hear YOU"
The boy did again as requested, when
the minister remarked:
/ declare, my son, you seem to un-
derstand your business"
The boy took his turn at questionable
ing, beginning:
Pray, sir, what might be your bust
ness ?"
" | am a minister of the Gospel"
4" DO you understand your business 2"
4" | think ! do, my son."
" Can you say the Lords prayer ?"
"Yes."
"Say it,"
The clergyman did so, repeating the
words in very fervent manner, as
though trying to make an impression on
the lad.
"Well, really" said the boy, upon its
conclusion, "you know it, don't you ?
Now say it backward"
"Oh, ! can't do such a thing as that,
of course"
" You can't do it, eh ?" returned the
boy. " Well, you see | understand my
business a great deal better than you do
yours"
The clergyman thought he had said
enough, and retired.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

a GENTLEMAN, in his eagerness to an
swer a call for some apple pie, owing to
his knife slipping on the bottom of the
dish, found his knuckles buried in the
crust, when wag who sat opposite him
very gravely observed whilst he held his
plate; " Sir. III trouble you for bit
while your hand is in"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

THERE is man in Paducah who
breathes through silver tube in his
throat. 1t is Immediately below the app
pie and goes into the wind-pipe. lie can
only talk when he places his finger on
the tube. lie has been in this condition
for eleven years.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

INDIAN 10, a Pluto medicine man,
says an exchange, was recently stoned to
death by his tribe for having failed to
cure two sick Indians. What would be-
come of the tribe Of quOck doctors, if the
white folks should adopt the Indian GUS
tom
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

A GENTLEMAN who was recently mar
Tied engaged a special car for himself
and bride, beautifully fitted up inside
and divided into bedroom, drawing-room
and kitchen, which was to be attached to
every train as they journeycd on theiI
way, en- route for San Francisco.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

A KANSAS paper, urging enlstments
for regiment to fight the Indians, says;
The service will last for three or four
months only, and will be a source of
health, pleasure and profit to all who en-
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

AN intelligent store cat in Boston inn
proves every opportunity to extract five
cent nickel from the money-drawer, and
carrying it in his mouth to butchers
shop near by, purchases square
meal" Just like anybody.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

GEORGE ALFRED TOWNSEND, whose
criticisms are at times somewhat pointed,
says of Philadelphia paper: Which
appears, by its general thinness, to use
beansoup for printing ink, and to be ed
tied bV an OYSTER -
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

THE largest rope in the world was late
ly made in Birmingham, England. 1t
was about six miles long. five and quar-
ter inches in circumference and weighs
over sixty tons.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

A MAN travelling in Italy has been sem
tenced to one months imprisonment at
Ancona for trying to pass himself off as
Andy johnson, exPresident of the Uni
ted States.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

SMOKING is very much on the decline
in England. At the universities not one
man in five now smokes, whereas a few
years ago at least four in five did.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

IT was a saying Of Guthrie; "If you
want to keep dead man, put him in
whiskey; if you want to kill living man,
put the whiskey into him."
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

THE latest euphuism for red hair is
Canandaigua color; Canandaigua being
as every New York traveller knows, a lit
Ne beYOnd 1Anbuln.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

a MUSIC dealer in an eastern town an
nounces in his window sentimental
song, "Thou Hast Loved Me and Left
Ne For Twenty-Five Cents"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

A NATIVE enfant terrible is said TO
have exclaimed: "Aunt Mary. [ wish l
had copper-toed teeth like yours.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

A package of unpaid bills and two
plugs Of tobacco saved the life Of Vir-
ginian from the knife of the assassin.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

SOME people say that dark haired wo.
men marry soonest. We differ it is the
light headed ones.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

a BARBER of a statistical turn of mind
asserts that there are $50 different hair
dyes in circulation.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

NEXT to busy bees, boot blacks fur
nish the brightest example of improving
the " shining hour"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

lT is said that the three hardest words
OF the English language to pronounce
consecutively, are II was mistaken"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

AN Indiana editor says : -" We leave
tomorrow for the country hog show, and
expect to take the first prize"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

them. The testimony of our best cltlzens, OF
all classes, establishes the tact that CHERRY
PECToRAL will and does relieve and cure the
affecting disorders of the Throat and Lungs
beyond any other medicine The most dam
gerouS affections of the Pulmonary organs
yield to its power; and cases OF SOhsHiHP
tiOn. cured by this preparation, are puDIlcly
known, so remarkable rs hardly to be beIeYed,
were they not proven beyond dispute. A.
remedy it is adequate, on Which thc pupllG
may rely for full protection. by curing PAD
Coughs, the fOrerunners OF more serious
discaSe il saves unnumbcred lives, and an
amount of suffering not to be computed: IL
challenges trial, and convinccs the most skep-
teal. Every family should keep it on hand as
a protection against the early and unpercelVed
attack of Pulmonary Affections, which are cas-
lily met at first, but which become incurablc,
and too often fatal, if neglected. Tender lungs
need this defence; and il is unwise to be with
ont ii. As Safeguard to children, amid the
distressing diseases which besetthe throat and
chest of childhood, CHERRY PECToRAL Is in
valuable; for, by its timely use, multltudeS
are rescued from premature graves, and saved
to the love and affection centered on thom. 1t
acts speedily against ordinary colds securing
sound and health-restOrngS sleep. NoOnc Will
suffer with troublesome Influenza and pain
ful Bronchitis, when they know how easily
they can be cured.
Originally the product of long, laborious and
successful chemical investigation, no cost or
toll is spared in making every bottle in the ut
most perfection. 1t may be confidently relied
upon as possessing all the virtues it has ever
exhibited and capable of producing cures as
memorable as the greatest it has ever effected.
PREPARED BY
DR.. ]. G. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE
CRANE & BRIGHAM,
REDlNGT0N, lIOSTETfER e CO.,
Wholesale Agents,
novl-4m. San Francisco.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

a Desirable EEiss.-Thero is tho hiss Of
ridicule, the hiss of scorn, the hiss of snakes
in the grass; but the most desirable hiss is
that of
Tarrant's Effervescent Seltzer Aperient
In the sparkling goblet, giving assurance to.
the invalid that his thirst will be dcliciously
assuaged that his stomach will be refreshed
and purified; that if he is foverish, his body
will bo cooled by hoalthful evaporation that
If he is constipated, the difficulty will pass
away without pang and that if tho copdi-.
ton of his general health is impaired. it will
be speedily restored. OF course, he will tako
care to procure none but the ~enuine.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

THE first man who gets drunk in Sara
toga is to be honored by having the new
lock-up named after him.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1872-01-13

CHARITY begins at home: a Wiscon-
sin justice has granted himselfa divorce.