The Republican journal., 1872-03-28
Pills, Potions and Punqencies.


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Pills, Potions and Pungencies.
4 minister once prayed Oh. Lord, we
thank thee for the goodly number here TO night
and that thou also art here, notwithstand nc
the inclemency of the weather"
THE HISTORY OF A NATIONAL RE,rFpY
Here is the history Of the most celebrated tonic
of the age IN nutshell. In 1860 it was an
nounced that certain combination Of Veget able
ingredients With Il pure ditfu>Ye stmulant.
was working wonders in the cure of chronic
dyspepsia. nervous debility. liver complaint
periodical tevers. rheumatism and constitution
al weakness The unpratending name given TO
the specific was PLANTATION BITrFRS. The
statement attracted the attention Of invalid,
everywhere. The new remedy received fair
trial. and the results more than confirmed all
that had been SAID in its praise. Thencefor-
ward II was a grand success. The business
columns Of the press spread the glorious news
far and wide. and the martyrs to indigestion,
billiou>ne>> physical prostration and premature
decay. as If by common consent. sought relief
from the new Vegetable restorative Then
fpand 'rbat they soHght. From that time to
the present the increase in the demand for
Plantation Biters has been one of the most
striking events III this age.
May it please your honor" exclaimed Jury
man, II am deaf in one ear" Then YOU NAV
be excused. a. it is necessary for Juror to hear
both SIDES" said the Judge.
Personal. We were pleased 10 receive a
call, during the past week. from DR.. AYERS
traveller, who was in cur town devotng his
time and attention to the preparations Of the
great medicine man. 1h, call has become a
pleasant annual to Us from the able and reliable
business character of the accomplished gentle
men whom this firm send out to transact their
business. No house is better known or valued
by the press for lis promptness in settlement
than the well established and popular j. o.
AVER & Co., Lowell, Ma s., whose medicines
have become household necessity, and won
the confidence and praise of all. Our own ac-
quaintance with them has extended over u
series OF years, and We have invariably found
them, their travellers and their medicines
worthy Of the concentrations they everywhere
receive.
A Western editor speaks Of his rival as "mean
enough to steal swill from blind hog" The
rival retorts by SAYING: He knows he lies: |
never stole his swil.'
BRONCHITIS. This is an irritation or infam-
nation OF the bronchial tubes. 1t arises from
cold settled in the throat, from Catarrh ex-
tending to these parts, from scrofulous atfec-
tons. and from severe use of the voice. The
Irritation from this latter cause commences in
the taFytI and qiOtiS. which are the organs of
the voice, and, extending downwards, produces
hoarseness, coughing,and splitting mucous mat
ter. sometimes mixed with blood. 1t Is chiefly
dangerous from its tendency to spread into the
lungs, and terminate in consumption. 1t is in
the cure of severe and obstinate cases of this
disease that DR.. Pieree's Golden Medical Dis
coYery has achieved unparalleled success and
Won the loudest praise from all who have used
IT, 1t Is sold by all respectable Druggists.
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If man tells you that water leached through
ashes is iii for beverage, don't believe him. Ii
is a ye.
From the Easy EXpectOration. increased re-
splratory power OF the lungs, and the removal
OF irritation, manifest from cessation of cough
and other alarming symptoms, after using Eel
lows Compound Syrup of Hypophosphites 1t
Is clear that the formation OF tuberculous mat
ter Is not only stopped, but that already de-
posted Is being carried away.
The last instance Of modesty is that of lady
who refused to wear a watch in her bosom be-
cause il had hands.
NERVOUSNESS, and all arrangements Of the
nervous system, are usually connected with IA
diseased condition of the blood. Debility is n
frequent accompaniment. The first thing to be
done Is to improve the condition OF the blood
ms Is accomplished by taking NEGETINF. 1t
Is a nerve-medlcne, and possesses Il controlling
power over the nervous system.
PA, what can 1 do up here in the country
unless you get me riding habit"' "Get in the
habit of walking, my dear"
No reasonable doubt can now exist of the
great efficacy of SMOLANDER's BUCHU, for the
removal or counteractng of kidney, bladder
ana glandul II diseases, mental and physical
debility. female complaints generally and all
maladIes of the urino-genital organs, for family
physicians Of note consider it to be the standard
remedy.
A schoo-boy has written composition on
the horse, in which he says it is an animal hav-
ing four legs, lone at each corner"
Loss OF teeth is great misfortune, and many
good teeth are pulled because of ague in the
teeth and jaws, which might be cured and the
teeth saved by using Renne's Magic Oil; This
| article is good to use when brushing and clean
| ing the teeth. and keeps the gums healthy. 5.
A. Howes Co., wholesale agents.
| 1t is a sad comment upon humanity, but soft
soap. in some shape, peases most folks, and
generally the more "lye" you put into il the
better.
| More than forty years have elapsed since
| J0hnson's Ahodyne Liniment was first invent
ed, during which time hundreds of thousands
have been benefited by its use. Probably no
| article ever become so universally popular with
| all classes as Johnson's Anodyne Liniment
Conundrum for married men--Why is wife
like newspaper? Because every man should
have one without borrowing his neighbor's.o
WITHIN THE w HOLE RANGE OF tonic and
| Alternative medicines known, none Is entitled to
more consideration than the Peruvian Syrup
| In all cases of enfeebled and debitated constt-
tuition it is the very remedy needed. The most
positive proof of this can be adduced.
Somebody says that every cord of wood given
to the poor Is recorded above.
| Pills which contain anthony, quinne and
calomel, should be avoided, as severe griring
| pains would be their only result. The safest,
surest and best pills are Parsons Pur0utiue
or Anti- Bilious Pills.
| A barnyard fowl, and lawyer who talks for
pay, pick up their living with their bills.
LADIES, Duponco's Golden Pills are sold by
all Druggists.
An old lady is inclined to think that compass
| would be the best sewing machine because she
heard it had needle with thrty-two points.
| DR.. E. X. CLARKE's VEGETABLE SHERRY WINE
BITTERS are certain cure4or female sickness by
taking half full before getting ont of he'd
| in the morning. Delicate Ladies will find it OF
great service by using it three or four times a day
| Sold by all dealers in medicines. If
| PILES instantly relieved and soon cured by
using DR.. Briggs Pile Remedies" They re-
duce inflammation, soothe the irritated parts, and
have proved blessing to the afflicted. Whether
internal. external, bleeding or itching piles, all
kinds in all stages must yield to the wonderful
| influence Of these never failing remedies. Sold
| by Druggists.