The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1872-06-14

ores.
n The words dolly Warden may
now be found on every printers
"save galley" but not in the die
. tionary.
" A vein ten feet thick of yellow
chloride ore, worth 800 per ton,
"a has been discovered in n new mine
on Little Cottonwood, Kansas.
A. All the state rooms on the CHI
d nard line OF steamers are engaged
he up to the first of December by
= persons who are returning from
Europe.
man with white hat, named Greeley,
- Once said let the South go out freely;
i Said another she shan't,
e And his name it was Grant,
And he'll be elected, not Greeley.
+ In due time the boy received the
s name of Horace. There had been 49,
{ another little Horace Greeley be--
, fore him, but he had died in in
fancy, and the parents wished to
= preserve in their second son liv-
[ ing memento of their first. Par
r toms Life of Greeley. Suppose
s the primary Horace had lived, and
the present Horace had been nam
= ell Aminadab or Jehiel! Which
f would have been the great mani
3 Ind. Eve. journal.
To be sung at sunset on the day
of the Presidential election:
Close the polls, his work is done,
What to him is friend or foemcn;
Rise of wheat, or fall OF corn,
Woodruff, Stone, or other woman.
Lay him low, let him blow,
OF his triumphs, white snow!
What cares he! He does not know
How the ruta bagas grow!
The Northern Pacific Railway
Company have a large force en-
gagged in setting oat willow and
cottonwood sprouts along the cuts
where the SNOW was SO trouble
some last wiAter.
A man in Frederick county, Va,
has invented q portable stave ma
chine. 1t is ten horse power,
and capable of manufacturing
eight thousand fiour-barrel slaves
q day.
They have Dolly Warden" chilIs
in Georgia. The safierer turns all
sorts of colors, and is terribly
humpeI up.
Dan Shumway, notorious
face downward, with pack of
cards in his hands.
All he could do Lafayette man
couldn't light the lamp, though he
used every tooth in his wife's hair
comb for matches. But there was
an explosion the next morning
that the kerosene wasn't RESPONSE
BILE for.
The Denver papers are attempt
ing to account for the climatic
changes that are taking place in
that region. Colorado used to be
called "the rainless region" but
for the past two years rains have
been frequent and abundant. 1t
is thought that irrigation will soon
be unnecessary.
It has been noticed that the red
headed men take more kindly to
white hats than any other class,
the nomination of Brown evident
ly being considered a special com
pliment to them. The effect,
though 4 little woodpeckerish, is
striking.
There is female patient in the
Stockton (Cal.) Asylum whose
insanity was caused by tight lace
ing. A brute of an editor, in Civ
ing this, says: 'tAll women who
lace tightly are insane-the only
difference is that this one was
found out. The others will be, in
good time
Illustrative of the reputation =
American grass widows have all
over the world, the following about
women items from the Ramarische
Post, Bucharest, is interesting:
"A Connecticut widow, bowed
down with grief, telegraphed to her
friends: My dear husband is
dead. Loss fully covered by in
insurance
A young man went into 4 for
lists store the other day to buy
rosebud for his afIlnnced. Seven
ty-five cents was the price asked.
"Will it keep" inquired the young
man. "Oh, yes, long while"
"Then you may keep it." Exit
young man.
Spinks says that when he is bur
led he shall not be particular about
plumes and things on the hearse,
but he would like to have some
body in the procession carry his
life insurance policy on pole,
that people may sec what a rich
widow he has left.
An important fact encountered
the brain of George McDougal, at
the Columbia hotel, Washington,
one evening last week; but 100
late to be of any service. Mr..
McDougal had taken poison with
the intention of killing himself,
and when he thought he was about
to die, he exclaimed, 81 do not
know why have been such a id
fool! Save my life! It belongs
TO my wife and child and not to
mew
The Tribune thinks il absurd to
compare the services of Grant to
the Republican party to those of
Greeley. And, on the whole, it is.
The latter has been a disturbing
element in the party, at frequent
intervals, ever since its organiza-
ton; while but for the formers
success as a leader, We should
probably have no Republic left,
and no Republican party worth
mentioning.-Chicago Post.
Another victim, snatched away
in the prime of useful life. is to
be charged to the abominable vice
OF tobacco using. He was a Vir-
ginian, and after smoking and
chewing for 10 years, was finally
fine-cut of at the tender age of I18.
A Southern paper reels OF the
following: Every man in the
South ought to remember that
Sumner and Nye were the only two
men in the Senate who voted
against amnesty. The sooner these
political scorpions sting themselves
to death, the sooner that general
hand shaking 4oyer the bloody
chssm which has so long divided
the North and the South" viii COM
mence.