Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-11-07
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hours.
Young turkeys I already begin.
ming to put on Thanksgiving ais.
Look out for horse thieves, they are
busy in other parts of the country.
A congregation knows when a Min
ister's afraid of them. Just as a horse
does.
Hunting up local items when they
are scarce, is about as mean a business
as electioneering for Grant.
There, is one consolation about all
elections. That is to say, somebody
is pleased-even if it is not ourselves.
An Indian Summer extending far
into November is predicted for this
year.
The prevailing style in ladies' jew
elry just now is massive, solid, and
woefully expensive.
The girls have commenced to fling
out winter fashions. One of them
full rugged presents a gorgeous sightl
Ladies nowadays create a great
deal of hustle. This is a statement
that concerns newspapers particularly.
The cold weather has produced
quite a revolution ON loafer's corner.
Their smiling faces are scarce at their
usual haunts.
Amy person passing along our
streets about the time the schools let
out, would think that Eaton is well
supplied with children.
The disciples of Bacchus are very
sorry that our State campaign is over,
for candidates are no longer engaged
in treating their dear fellow citizens.
Deserve friends, and you will have
them. The world is teenting with
kind-hearted people, and you have
only to carry a kind, sympathetic
heart in your own bosom to call out
goodness and friendship from others.
Soon will begin the season of dane
ing, mirth and festivity. The merry
music of tortured cat-gut will mingle
with the patter of the feet upon the
floor, and the jingle of the bells, and
the giggle of the bellies, will raise
Belzebub generally.
Who paid the Five Points organ for
printing the O'Conner tickets and
distributing them? Since a part of
the county printing has slipped from
that milky concern, it is ready for
any Kind of "sop."
Any person wishing to purchase a
desirable piece of property, with a
Blacksmith Shop attached and doing
a good business, can do so by address,
ing Thohids Ballinger, of Camden,
Preble County.
1t matters not how Interesting a SER
non or lecture may be, if a tardy indi-
vidual enters the house after the services
have commenced, the whole audience
with but few exceptions, will incline
their heads sufficient to stare such per-
son in the fac and to follow him until
he is safely seated.
Long evenings are here, and every
body now has time to read. We're
endeavoring to make the Democrat
worthy of a place in every family.
One dollar will secure it for six
months. Let us have a rush of new
subscribers. We hope our friends
will not depend on their neighbor for
reading, but get direct from the office.
Now is the time for our merchants
to advertise extensively. The crops
are beginning to come to market and
the money for them beginning to cir
culate, and the prices not being ex-
tensively high for grain, farmers are
looking about for the places where
the least money will buy the most
goods. The best way to communicate
with them is through the columns of
the DEMOCRAT.
An ambitious young gentleman who
has "learned the boxes" and who as
pires to be q local editor, but whose en-
thusiasm will be dampened when he's
"been there" mounts an animal called
a Pegasus and "goes it" in this wise:
If was a lokle editur,
Wouldn't I have a time?
wouldn't print a cussed word
For lessen a S a line.
I'd get my grub and tickets free,
Sc tickets to the shows,
l wouldn's pay for buggy hier,
&c wouldn't VAR good close?