Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-02-09
LOCAL MATTERS
NEW ADVERTISEmENTs.
Pbysician's Card-W. w. Perry.

Springfield, Ohio, has already commenced
naming her probable candidates for the Constitu
tional Convention.
"A lady's fan was lsft at the room adjoining
the Masonic Hall on the night Of the Banquet and
Ball. The owner can get the same bv calling at
Mr.. HlTcHcooK's Store.
AT an fee boat race recently on the Hud-
son river one craft sailed nine miles In eight
minutes, beating a locomotive on wager. Two
others went a mile minute.
- Money orders we're issued at the Perrysburg
Postofice during the month Of January for the
following amount:
Orders issued .... .... .... ...s.s'.S 1915 OIL
Orders paid ''.' 's''.'' ''.' ''.' '''''' $40 oV
A letter passed through our Postoffice the
other day directed to "Praiyria Dog Postoffice." !"
After a few scratches of the head the p. NJ.
started it for Prairie Depot, this county.
"A man who was told by n clergyman to"re-
member LOT s wife," replied that he had trouble
enough with his own wi thJut his remembering
anv other mans wife.
The ancient specimen Of the Darwinan
theory who goes bobbing around the Sentinel
office, is mad because the organ grinder. did not
give him more rope and teach him the
Terpsichorean art.
JOSHUA BILLfSG's has this on ia.tery
"Flattery alwuz makes a wise man humble and
kerful, but IL haz the same effcck on phnol that
a band Of musk haz on plough hoss the fust
time he hears it,"
The Winchester Times says there is a School
Ts Eatr Ia
that has not employed teacher for seven years
that chews or smokes tonaccu, aud .i----is not
a scholar in the District that uses tobacco.
"A barrel Of Alur can be had for IS 25 and
box of medium quality cigars for SIS. The
Aour-wi;, furnish bread for family OF ten about
one month One very moderate smoker will
| consume a box Of cigars in a month.
&C. w. NORTON, Esq, butchered an eighteen
months old pig on Monday that weighed 5l7
pounds when dressed. 1t was the pet that had
| the freedom Of the city last summer, and got
kicked out Of the store Of F. R. MILLER & Co,
as a common loafer.
A country exchange advises mechanic,
who gets twelve dollars a week, and whose
wife goes trapesing around town hunting ser
vant girl, to make love to the girl as soou as she
gets into the house. Then the wife will see
what is the proper thing TO be done.
"A sleighing party ~Gs expected at NoRToN's
Exchange from Bowling Green last evening
Mr. REPAss, o! Haskins, was on hand with the
music as per directions from Bowling Green, bu
the party failed to get here. What is the mat
ter?
Snow fcll again on Tuesday, 'Sbout shot
top deep Congress gaiters) which has KEEP
the sleigAng in excelen, trim. All We said
about saw logs, saves, &C., last week, is g.
for tlis week. SIeighing parties are not quit
so numerous. The sport is becoming too common
Smith and Jones were at the menagerie. anC
the conversation turned on DarwiC's theory
"Tonk at that monkey" said Smith think q
of il being an Hudeveoped human!" Human!
said jones. cnntemptuously, its no more hu
man than am."-E1
The Sentinel will please copy.
Our old schon-maie, Henry G. Powers, @
Cincinnati. brought his big generous self int
our presence last Thursday. He is ont attend
ing weddings, seeing his old friends, eating goo
things and telling the Cincinnati Press all abou
it.-Sas'oy Morning San.
, In what school did you tram, Bro. LIANT?
The Sons of Temperance Of this place ar
moving in the matter of securing the cu-opera
ton of the Minister in having Union Temper
anca sermons preached once month in tn
several churches in our town. Tempe ranc
work should not be confned to temperance oil
GanizatiOns alone.
We have received copy of the Tribun
. Almanac for 1872. The New York Tribdne W,
believe, was the journal which originated
the system Uf issuing annually a comprehensiV
J Almanac, and though it has had numerous I'M
tations in shat feature q its business, it u
stands al the head Of the list for popularity, IN
the value OF its statistical and other contents.