Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-03-07
Editorial Brevities.
None are all evil.

Inc raw malef1dl 1OE
in Ohio consists of 183,421 dogs.
One small curl now bangles oVer
the feminine forehead.
Maple sugar making is now about
in order.
The bitter end-the last half inch of
a penny cigar.
Illinois has four hundred Methodist
preachers.
Court met on Monday morning last
and adjourned yer until next Mon
day, at 1O1a o'clock.
To cure corns-hold your feet near
the fire until the ORR pops. This is
said to be a sure cure. frr.
There will be a large sale of person
al property OF the farm of Jesse Roy
er, at Brennersville, on Tuesday the
18th inst. Go to it.
Our new County Treasurer is still
faithful. We have not heard that it
has any disposition to resign or move
to Lewisburg.
Persons wanting sale bills, horse
bills, or any other kind of bills, Eek
cept little. bills that we owe) should
call at the democrat" Office. T5,
On the first day of Spring the the
mometer stood at six degrees above
zero in Eaton. Bather stiff for blue
birds and robbins.
"a Missouri editor advertises to take
corn in pay for his paper. He says he
prefers to have it in the liquid state,
but be will take tin the ear.~@
Onsa gate post out West is a sign.
Take warnin': No tracs nor life in
surans, nor Asoinz masheens wanted
here. /E.
PEPEB ScHwAB has been triumphant
lyacqpiHed ofthe, charge of ballot box
stafahg bga jury of twelve men +
Good for Peterl
The person who lost a Buffalo Robe
at the Widow Bales Sale, can have it
by calling at the Democrat" Office and
paying for this notice.
Our devil a the reason why Ia
dies wear their hair flowing down
their backs is because they are too
lazy to comb it. He is only a boy,
girls, don't mind himl g..
We like to. see young lads On their
way to schoolpufiHg away at a dirty
cigar. 1t shows they are bound to
improve their time and get all the
knowledge (of smoking) they can.
A Low Bred Woman-One who
stays at home, takes care of her chill
dren, and never NEEDLES with the bu-
siness of her neighbors. Species al
most extinct i'll this neighborhood.
The "Register" is opposed to the
Prohibition ticket. OF course. Any
thing that has the least hope of putting
down Republicanism, effects its tenn
perance, and religion too, mighty easy.
Consistency is a jewel.
There are hundreds of vicious dogs
meeting the pedestrian at every street
corner. The latent hydrophobia which
CLEANS from their eyes suggests the
propriety of an expeditions dog slayer
or a bologna manufacturer. ~
We like to sec men so intent or
following a good example that if they
see a neighbor doing good thing, they
will put forth the utmost efforts to
secure the good HE seeks, it shows a
business capacity.
Our Honor the Mayors docket has
been as dry as a powder horn the past
week. All those having business with
him, find that he deals on the square.
Old offenders literally dealt with
Call and see him.
Our town subscribers need not be
backward in calling and paying their
Indebtedness for subscription. We
have a good solid pair of stairs lead
ing to our Office, and there is no dang
er in such a religious mission. Please
remember this.
"A subscriber lately paid for the
Lebanon (Tenn.) Herald, twenty years
in advance. That man had evidently
confidence in the paper and in his
own vitality. II weSScan manage to
get it one year in advance we think
we are doing well.
Rev. DR.. Huston, the Methodist
Minister of Baltimore, who has been
charged with seducing a young girl of
"sweet SIXTEEN" was TO have his trial
yesterday, wednesday, 9th. Anoth--
er "Reverend," of the same denomi-
nation and a member of the same Con-
ference, stationed at Parkersburg, Va,
has whispers about his virtue. Next.
Wanted-At this Office, a boy who
will learn the trade in a few weeks,
and have no hesitancy in ordering the
editor out of the Office on a short ac-
quaintance. To make a good "Devil"
he should smoke, chew tobacco, swear,
drink whisky and never go to church.
Nc objection if he speaks Italian and
L. H.