Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1872-01-25
MISCELLANEOUS 9TYEMS7

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witness under examination In court. q,
IA fence that is bull strong, horse hi0t
and pig tight. ogsa 1o'lfuf- 90 -
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ting to be fearfuiiy abbreviated. Hsrsi,
e specimen recording q death: s.fl lay
Spencer, eelored. pint Of Memphis
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An old lady. from one of the rural
districts astonished q clerk In one OF The
stores few days ago by inquirine Il he
had any 4yaller Developments sich ne
they did up letters In. iafl 5ajTI
Done,tic {in terrified accsnt, 4ob
Mum--here,s Master PIantsQ,n, n,s. isln' :
has been and broke his gran,pa's ;nk
nosLle 10 the nb'ary, and cut his aagsg
creadiui, m? Grandmamma's Dsrl-
ing tgieefuily ailuding TO hts nasal or
gan1-And got q marble up By dose,
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Il is said that Boaz married because
ne feared that his laborers would think
him Rufh-less master, The fear Tas
Igroundless,, the laborers must have
known that girls generally MARRIED
lneAf Doaz. e5siliw 81 sl3a SEt1DB 10
A countryman at st. Paul, Mime
sofa, entered . restaurant and ordered
.ssome bread glass Of ale aati two do1sn
o0lled eggs" He disposed Of them,
and the Coroner his not yet been noti-
aeQ. fiil its-iH tsi-lti - L5Jisqf IL bra
A Chicavo mars, m ! ~. !, q.
onS yelyets. at the ruiuOus nries offrom
eighteen to tive nty.ffye. dollars . ward:
and yeI, some Of the psopls there com.
piain'ofs scarcity ofelothsst .aisi25I
The Mobile Rsgisser i gettfinass. s,o a
new edition of the Book OF Proyerbs.
Here Is 3 sample: blessed is the VO-
man who eempoundeth q pudding In
silence, for she Is more to be enyied
than she who maketh q tart reply
An exchange says zone brand OF Gin
einnati whisky Is warranted to contain
iS7 fights to the barrsl., - The rest OF
the brands might weu be Rarrauted to
Kill the consumer before he has time 70
go in search OF ngh e. Lo.astitge Cbisr-
ier y0tsS7sui. 'ssio i'lfssfS .'fis a0issI7osfls
An Englishman, about to Be hanged
for numbering his shrewish wife. sor-
rowfufly remarkedR on the gailows:-
2 led her the halters aad nov she has
's'u nie % sne siIsF. isyE1f 4s9n9szsq
Why is is that people look 10, their
watches tose what o'clock, vet never
look at their. clock to see what's 4
watch. s'7s'ti 7'A9od Sasszo>islsJ .lFI7s'1
Roston;ai Z !. IL n, - q 49, = .sas,,.dL
ing very funny Ia Mr.. Greeley,s lecture
% ssXVit;'s but there wss dry hunsorIin
as gilt to the WomenIs Suffrage Fair.
II was Q cFadie.ii 4al aaoqs u ss,asasr
An exchanges says that the author OF
the article In "Oid aud New. y who ad-
vocates cremation, and the bestowal OF
1ne's ashes to manure the. fields, has
the very best pumpkin rais-
ng in his corpus. ~ = '''i'' s'fif
Who cannot sympathize with that
Western journalist who wrote, on the
'eceipt Of the recent telegram thatHo
news had bean received 0f Livingstone
I'VE have got 20 that pitch now that
40 news OF Livingstone Is good news,
The Governor OF Nevada proposes
good way to get rid OF the Slate prison.
It Is to hang the escaped conviefs as
asst as eaptared, and pardon those who
'efnse to leave, on the ground of insan-
sEsli n9ed aYld sYT .salav 7sgiuaeo
d Some young Texan ihunters.. feeling
old, built . fire in the woods. About
he time il got well under way. they
,ad reason to believe that the firs had
1een kindied over their powder Task,
or the only one who was not hurts by
he explosion counted the Others as they
anne down.. fi7laiu l-ai SIT EidiiH
Some men are like eats; you may
troke the fur the light way for years
md hear nothing hnt pairing, but SC
identity tread on the tail, and AL mem
'ry OF former Kindness Is oblfsersted.
"A marriage between Charles and
dary Len, chfonicied Ia q Westeffl pa
'er silences forever the eeoasetf!Eal
heory that there can Be uor iiRfon ihs-
Ween pair elIells. iofsg9b g s8v1sssb
la defhition of the differences bekwsen
old sehool'' and .snewI ,school"1 has
cen given thus: THE children os Old
Ich0ol Presbytefians sin assoon Is they
re born, and enc ehildfea % New
eho0l Preshyteriansi asss0ono - they
now heW.cssesTg6z1a1 sgiIiu7sl 10 TN
aAn Episcopal clergyman meeting
3arnnm, the Snowman, the other day,
fter inQuiring for his health. .physicai
nd spiritual, said: 'sBaruhtii, i aiways
Iked you. You are agood fellow. aud
trustIwe shall meet 1naHeaven.Y--
OF, said the impertRrbahl shoWman,
ysth q 4xryfp Ela Il, he a-,<s stY II. -.
oubt we shaii-ir S6w afs there ssiS0I
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eiRhbor behind him. turned iarcand
nth. .sthat,ss very. bad cold yon's .oot.
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