Worcester daily spy., 1872-07-04
gnorpenoente Ban.
1868 FOURTH OF JULY. 1870
STUDLEFUNK BRIGADE.

hCA u DkILH u lNhA DMAAWA EpIs
The following order of procession, ETC., has been
arranged for the coming fourth OF July The route
of march, time of meeting and other arrangements
may be found in the orders issued by General
Studlefunk.
AS those who participate in this parade have
spared no pains to make it an orderly as well as
eomieal affair, the executive committee earnestly
desire the cooperation of the citizens to prevent
any disorderly manifestations by those who do not
take part 1t is necessary that people keep the walk
in order to allow sufficient room for the procession
as well for tine citizens who desire to witness the
parade with no distractions to their view.
"On this OCCASION" the honored guest of the
Brigade win be the particular friend of the Com.
manding Gen1, the distinguished Brig Genr Let
tuce de Radish commander of the heroic Brigade
de Rhubarb, that has been SO terribly cut in pieces
in many engagements.
ORDER OF PROCESSION
Slty NOlCe OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, City R0lc0
Studiefank Police
Under command Of Capt Archibald Shorthorn,
This squad took active part in thirteen memOr-
able riots. and did not lose a man or woman.
Imperial Royal Republican Band,
S. Carbuncle, Leader Sam Short, Drum Major
This superb Band is composed of detachments
from the noted Granny dear" "Sweitzer Case"
"Paster Paris" "Prussiate Potash" and Marine
Insurance" Bands. Through the kindness of
Gill-mOwer they allowed to be absent from the
"Peas Jubilee" to be present at this parade.
Brig. Gen. Simon E. Studlerunk,
With the following staff
A A. A. A. CA o. Burntcoat.
90. NJ. CD. C. Hardtack.
Surgeon General-O. F. Boneset.
Capt. & C. Sc. A. Sphynx.
Lieut.. & A. D. C.-L. 4. Phant.
Lieut.. & d. ca. Toughcuss.
Orderly-Bil Yards.
Orderly-Ed. MasheT
COlOred Sevant-Andrew Jackson POmpey Grant
Brig. Gen. Lettuce De Rddish.
Guest Of Gen'l Studlefunk)
With two disabled and "cut up" but ''highly
strung" veterans Of the brigade de Rhubarb,"
as body guard.
La FVte du Regiment.
Anna Domini. She has been attached to the
Brigade since Its formation, and loves it still
Co. " 4M Studlefiak CaCatry,
Under command Of Capt. Kill Michael
This company committed more onslaughts upon
hen rOOsts and potato patches than any in the late
war. Never being in any engagements they suffered
no loss.
Remnant Of Studlefatnk Infantry.
Commanded by Q B. Schmythe,
(which Is Smith.)
This fragment was sadly demoralized by the bat
tie of Seltzer Springs and the sole survivors of
their company.
Band of KEN KIucks,
Lodge No. &c. B. B.. A.
THIS band of wind-pipe cutters and heart finders
was captured after severe struggle of nine mo-
ments. and are on their way to the City Poor Farm
The leader, j. G. Kill-deyil Is the noted sausage-
stuffer of Jersey Flats
Flying Battery Of Heauy ArtRiery,
Capt. w. d. RsmrOd.i
This Battery was attached to the Brigade by spe-
eial request of the General, as Its gun has never
been fired. The men have served with 1t one hun
dred years and never lost limb
MISCELLANEOUS DIFFERENTIATION.
Orator Of the Day,
Hon. HoRATIo HENRY Hook,
Escorted by detachment OF Infantry
Walking Bouquet.
This exquisite floral design was gotten up by a
florist of this city and presented to Brigade.
Our Foreign Correspondent
SEMANDo RUssRLLANDo,
Atpresent war correspondent Ofthe Terra-de-F FuegO
Herald. He will be accompanied by nephew of
Uncle Sam.
Tribe Of Indians
Hiawatha, Minnea-ha-ha and members of several
noted tribes. They had been at Wachusett noun
tain for time, but fodder being scarce left to Join
the Brigade.
Deacon SdndhU ChenyJLe.
The Deacon is a gentleman OF Eye olden time"
who supports fine "ttDo hoss shay" He has kept
1t under shed since 1772, and intended to have 1t
vanished but time did not permit.
Woman's Rights.
An illustration of a reverse order of things
The Studtettmk Mines
This famous Base Ball Club Is composed of q
picked nine from all parts of the world. They were
never beaten, from the fact that none OF the menu
bers ever played game. They have challenged the
country, and anxiously await an acceptance.
Pickwics and the Fat Bon.
"Dear Old Piekwick invited the Fat Boy to ride"
Knight Of the hustle
With attendants.
Horace Greeley
"What Know About Farming"
WoOdhM Guards, or the Women of 1880.
Victoria q. Woodruff, Captain,
The Seper Question,
With the Committee of Thirty-aye
The Fifteenth amendment
Fesr oass,cissal and his Froa from Poduak.
CicA Rights
tOr in other words "keep your eye pceled.")
Iadl1n Tribe
Lo the poor Indian Spotted Tail, Red Cloud and
other warriors.
advertisement Of Mr.. and Mrs Veiamscrdtches'
Select School.
Terms of tuition easy
WOmda's Rights.
No. 2.
Spirit Qf 1i76 and 1872.
Brigade POiCder Team.
ETC, ETC, ETC.
ROUTE OF PROCESSION.
The procession Will move from Salem square down
Park to Trumbnl street; thence to Front and Main
streets; down Main to Lincoln square, where it
will cOuntOrmarch and pass mp Main to Elm street;
through Elm, West and Pleasant streets to place Of
meeting, and disband.i
N B.--Cut out this programme for reference.
J. STEWART BRowN, rxecu,,vo
k. CHAMPION, ist..
j. Is, WILLARD, Oo'n"''ee'
HEAD QUARTERS STUDLEPUNK BRIGADE,
July 2, lS72
General Orders No. /.
l. This Brigade will parade upon the morning of
July 4th 1872, between the hours of seven and ten
O'Clock
ii. Commanders of companies, chiefs OF squads,