The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1872-04-05
Humorous.

Mrs. PartingtOn says that Tor mice
little cold collection,n she prefers "veal
culverts."
A weeter, od,,or ,ecen,lv married
states editorially, We are living at
this moment under absolute despotism.'
G, Tonic ma, bos lost faith in tba
doctors hocansn l Shortly q ffer heing vac.
cinatad he vs. hiitan Nv a mad dog
Welcome & Rerrvu is tbe namn of
Arm Of nbvsicians in n Minnp.ota
town Tbav iyaya iittIe nafronage.
An Iowa farmer inculcated early ris'
tho liz him m IN on a ~ bot p' stove for GETTING mn
late.
Ihe Chlcago PoI states iact5 IN thls
way: Gas was discovered In lI5O, but
1t was nearly century later ere George
D''0'''' "'''
An Ohio editor insists that " monthly
school reports must be handed IN on
Wednesday or each week 10 insure thelr
publication"
Hamlet is believed to have belonged
to the National Typographical Union.
He killed Polonius because he thought
the latter was a. rat"
Mr.. Damn. of New Orleans. inex-
cusahlv lost his will inst before he died.
and his heirs are now usinp his name
in an emphatic manner.
Tbov don,t kean any vhiskv for sale
=, Grcyo,o, oUn Co1orddo co. Irt tbny bavae
n,od;c;no e. rattlasnota b;tas which ia
nnita as o,ood oO anI If hos vnrv ready
sale. sale 80 o'' " ~ -
Annara,tl,, vary l;ttle WAS left of Mr..
Tannin Of 1otroit inst after he tried
to lipbt a fira with Kerosene for the pe.
ners Gov, q Tho doctor tbought no conId
r .a,,o ona OWN end ono owe y
''' y o"0 o. ~ ''"'' o.i0
na,, "A "inuay iir; iuot f ono Of bis " iuwenile
nppUiis what ha bed learned dnrino the
wpek Vas electrified bv resanswer
that be had - learned moi to trnmn his
nartner,s moo ;,
r'i nv . NV
An ILLINOIS hen has iald an egg con-
tanning a button in It's centre. IL Is
bv bearing that the anstent vokesT
which nnaFa shirts set oIwavs hava Init.
tons attached.
A Connecticut boy swallowed three
marbles and four bullets recent y, ana
pelng somewhat OF pony structure, ID
borrow him az rattle hoy to amuse
their bahes and sncl,Iinps'
Spirltuallsts IN Bangor, Name, VINO
have been receiving communlcatlohs
rom an acquaintance supposea 10 De
oeau ior s1iIe tlnle, were eo.istuG.a2,y 9t.oi,ys
q It few y, ,iav davs ~ sgo r'' VI N''' '' - -
Greeley's receipt for preserving peach
es-cut in strips not less than htteen
inches long, spread them out on me
grass to bleach Tor three days,anu nnaiiy
sprinkle with cinnamon, ana PACK III
'"' ~ Wv" 90"
| Bergh mas peen uoWn Soutn' his
influence was great. A local paper
says " A negro ana TWO young mules
were drowned IN the river Yesterday
The mules We're remarkably me am,
mais, anu cannot eusiIy pG IepiaI,u Lo, u,
ing
few days since the Marshai at NIL
waukee received telegram directing
him to arrest "a girl with green dress
on" lie followed ms TOO general IN,
structions by arrestlng twenty-five OF
them, ana theh ulu hoI get the rlgn'
Lawyer Q: (enterlng me once OF MS
friend DR.. NJ, and speaking III a hoarSe
Whisperl-" We got such colo thl'
morning that can't speak me truth
Or. M" Wen, m glau that ltS no
thing that VIII interfere with your puS
mess"
INC & ad.'suuSr nGino. "ure''r nc rb~SSe: IN ,h'
nTNe oeTn nra,i., ~ o Sbins1n Ere,,;,,,
"a, lapIo iarn ar, eoon M tho, ,1aror ;S ahomt S q
4 ooe, anG ~. W. io%, ooI, :, ;f NJ pon
@ pasa III hot ,.S TeI 40 hon s he Drote ;Tbap,
Mas Piopiie.a "non 49, IA liz "'o' ~
iiau no poo' anu MY D"
The Mayor OF st. Joseph, Mo-, re
] docs that annoved him. and the mex
=, n16rnino tho Mayor found his own tW
+ dogs slain. with his warrants of Der
mission to kin them pinned to thei
,, dead bodies.
u ., s,.h.
Two men haTlns arIauseu W nsnt
n duel IN hhoue lsiaGu, 'ne h2SSi IGSdTnor = !,
sueu pIoc,aniatin o nF NO rartioS ir % Sanf ri,
a note saving that one of them woul
, stand in Connecticut and the other i
= | Massachusetts,, aud shoot over his mi
!. erable little State.
II rbo ,o,oet deye,opmont of Connect
II ,,t to ;so.onnif,, ant consists in training 40,
GUY ius .raiI,r ,1rdar ,nilth Sori, I,
., 10 NM noU.9' nS to fs+oh bnrno 3ho oG, Tnn ~
, id wiIup"s IS"es a throwp % ot them If ~ ia Y sei