The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1872-02-29
Pills, Potions and Pungencies.


Pills, Potions and Pungencies.
Miss Alcott remarks, that in the West the air
is full OF women. 70 which the New York
World replies: In the East it is Just the re-
verse-the women are full of airs
KIDNEY COMPLAINTS. In diseases of the
kidneys the NEGEIINE gives immediate relief
1t has never failed To cure when it is taken
regularly, and directions followed. In many
cases il nay take several bottles. especially
cases of long standing. 1t acts directly upon
the secretionS, cleansing aud strengthening, re-
moving all distractions and impurities. A great
many can testify to cases of long standing hay
Ing been perfectly cured by the NEGETI>E,
even after trying many of the known remedies
which are said to be expressly for this disease
A hen-pecked husband, who had married his
wife because She was handsome, declared that
4" A thing of beauty was a jaw forever"
From observations under the Microscope Of
the blood of patients using Fellows Compound
Syrup of Hypophosphites, taken from time to
time, positive proof has been obtained of the
steady removal of diseased and dead blood par
tcles and the substitution of yitalized discs, 50
necessary TO the construction of healthy muscle.
Did YOU present your account to the defend
anti" asked a lawyer OF his client. Il did. sir"
And what did he saw He told me to 90 to
the devil $ And what did you do them"
NV nv, came to you.
DR.. SAGE'S CATARRH REMEDY is no Patent
Medicine humbug gotten up to dupe the ignor
ant and creduous, but is perfect Specific for
Nasal Catarrh, Gold in the head" anu kindred
diseases. $50.
"Putty-eyed monster is what appeared in
the paper of a Tennessee editor who wrote with
respect, pretty aged minister"
COOP FoOD AND PLENTY OF II. produces
the same effect upon person who has been
starved that the Peruvian syrup, in Iron Tonic.
does upon the Weak and DebiIitaed it makes
them strong and vigorous, changing weakness
and suffering into strength and health.
Why is a drunkard, hesitating to sign the
pledge, like a halt-conytrted Hiudoo2 Because
he Is in doubt W neither 10 give up the jug or not
,JuggernauU.
Those Skeptical of the virtues of SMOLAN-
DFRS BUCHU for the positive cure OF kidney,
bladder and glandula- diseases. mental and
physical debility loss of vigor, diabetes, gravel,
lack Of nervous energy, female complaints and
maladles OF the urno-geuual organs, incon-
tinence and retention of urine, have but 10 adj
minister few doses OF this valuable medicine
and their doubts will vanish.
What did that young lady mean when she
said to her lover: ~ GU may be too late for the
ears, but you can take a bu>-:
Renne'> Pain filing Magic Oil is the surest
cure tor rheumatism in use In fact, it j. good
To cure any kind OF PAIN or lamene>s, and II is
clean and delicious to use. 1T works like
charm" ;. \. HOwe> Il Co., wholesale agents
4 >hrill old lady in Memphis. whenever she
loses her scissors. rOuses the whole family
with: "Where's them shears appeared to-
on EvERYBODY's ToNGUe. EulogiumS Of
the great National Regencrator OF Health,
PLANTATION BIrTERs. are on everybody,
tongue. This gratuitous rtrd cpce advertising
l. better than all the paid-tor putting 10 which
the owners Of bogus 5itter> are obliged to re-
sort II has a spontaneous heartiness about il
which carries conviction to the mind of the
auditor, But it i q well-known fact that the
proprietOr> of the PLANTATION BIrrERs have
never relied upon newspaper bo>tering to e>-
tslbliSh the success of A preparation which owes
it, astonishing popularity mainly to the oral
testimony of the thousands who have either eX-
perlenced or been the eyewitness of the I'M
mense physical good 1t has wrought throughout
the length and breadth OF the land.
A lady who had repeatedly called her little
boy TO come in and say his prayers was shock
ed by hi, asking her if God was in much OF
hurry
\ gentleman from Bethel Hill, Me-, saws that
Messr-. Allen Bros. proprietor- Of Phillip
Aliens Print works K. L.. We're down to Bry
ants Pond recently, troutlng. when one of them
was attacked with sciatic rheumatism sud
denly that he had to be carried from the pond
to hi, Hotel. A bottle of "John~on's Anodyne
Liniment' was resorted TO, and he WAS out
next day.
A sailorboy sentenced to be flogged begged
the captain to wait till he could say his prayers.
'Certainly," said the captain. Then I'll say
them on shore, said young tarpaun.
How are you to-day: I'm not feeling we'll
bilious and ok head ache. have been looking
round tor box OF Parsons Purgatve Pills.
but our traders are all sold out. Country paper.
Mrs. Partlngton says She gets up every morn
ing at the shrlil carrion Of the chandelier.
In the truest and deepest sense Duponco's
Pill. are the BALM OF GILEAD to those delicate
ailments TO which the gentler sex are liable.
A soldier, telling his mother of the terrible
fire at Chckamaugua, was asked by her why he
did not get behind tree. '''Tree!" said he !:
there wasn't enough for the officers"
= PILES instantly relieved and soon cured BY
using DR.. Briggs Pile Remedies" They re-
duce inflammation, soothe the irritated parts and
have proved a blessing to the afflicted. Whether
internal. external, bleeding or itching piles, all
kinds in all stages must yield to the wonderful
influence of these never failing remedies. Sold
bv Druggists.
CORNs. How they sting, throb and ache
smart and barn our feet. Ia VAN we beg, we
threaten, we curse, we flourish the sharpest
knives above their heads, we burn, cut, hack
a source of misery. Useless are entreaties
tears, curses, groans; nothing Is equal to Briggs
Alleviator and Curative, AS a cure for Corns,
Bunions, Ingrow lng Nails and all ailments Of
the feet. Sold by Druggists.
NEURALGIA-Dr. j. Briggs AllevatOr will
instantly relieve nervous or sick headache,
neuralgia, catarrh, sore throat, dyspepsia,
heartburn, palpitaton, hatulency sour stomach,
in fact 1t is the greatest restorer of the age,
counteracts or neutralizes all pOisons, reduces
Inflammation, and prevents disease. Sold by
Richard S. Moody, S. A. Howes & Co.. Belfast,
l.. Curtis Jr., Searsport, Roberts & Hichborn,
Seavy Frankfort and Druggists generally. If
SrAGNATION in the blood tends to produce
nine-tenths of the diseases ''fesh is heir to-
This, however, Is Obviated, WITHOUT DEBI.-
ITATINGthe system, by administering LATHAM's
CArHARTIC EXTRACT. lyric
DR.. f. r. CLARKE's VEGETABLE SHERRY WINE
BITTERS a certain cure tor female sickness by
taking wine glass half full before getting out of bed
great service by using it three or four times day.
Sold by all dealers in medicines. If
Testimonial from Deacon Theodore B. Perkins,
formerly of the well known house of Mason,
Hamin & Co., Augusta, Me. after using
one So cent bottle of Adamson's
Botanic Cough Balsam.
GLOUCESTER, Mass, Dec 26, 1871.
F. W. kINsMAN, Esq. My Dear Sir: Excess
sye business calls alone prevent nv sooner
acknowledging the receipt of your very
valuable favor, and | am Low glad to say
that your Adamson's Botanic Cough Balsam is
the most efficacious preparation for coughs that
was received, | was suffering badly with
Stbma attended wit h a dry hard Couoh both