Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-11-01
Camp Meeting Talk.


ton he heard there.
Preaching had not begun, and prone.
nading was in progress. He took con.
venient stand and tried to catch the re.
marks of the various couples, as they
went slowly by us.
=" Yes, indeed" (two girls talking, Of
course), and my brother Tom says that
Henry Soker brags about how many
times he has kissed her right in hei
mouth, and she never slaps him at all
when nobody is by, and l am sure ]
should die if people was to talk of me
as they do about her.
"Corn is up again, you know, and ]
shall make at least six hundred barrels
if make peck, and consequently
"What spectacle this is, to be suah
Chaw. Ah wonder if these people
dem'd pooty gal, amt she build they,
ah own tents owa hiah men to do it fowah
'em. Must be a gweat boah to-
Be married in six weeks from last
Tuesday. / heard ma talking about it.
but you mustn't mention it for the world
It's great secret"
Really, now, and she is as ugly al"
"The finest sow you ever saw, sir
Pure Berkshire, and has nine splendid
pigs. 1t was the best trade l ever made
and l wouldn't take thirty dollars for
"Scolloped petticoatsl Only look,
Amy. Nine founces, and hoops into
the bargain! Oh, how I'd love to-
$50 to a picnic on Thursday. You
don't know how I'd love to be present,
sir. | am SO fond of the exhiliarat;ng
dance, but father says
/" I'm truly gratified, my dear young
friend, to learn that you are so deeply
impressed with the necessity of imme-
date repentance, and / shall this day
make"
"Ten yards of gimp for the bosom,
and maroon velvet binding for the neck
and sleeves. Oh, Emily
"The finest baby you ever saw; black
eyes and large limbs, six weeks old and
weighs
"Sixty-one pounds and quarter to
the bushel. None better in the country.
Free from garlic and cockerel, and large
grained. l hold it at
"Stillopolis, next Saturday. Bob Both
sydes, the former congressman, will
speak, as he says
"Ah, Mr.. Pepper, you fatter me so
Just see how horribly Kate Wilmot is
dressed. She will wear yellow, though
it makes her look like
Fever and ague, l believe. They've
all been up with it, and now the poor
mans GOT
"The sweetest bonnet I ever saw
Where did you get it? I must recon-
mend my sister to your
Watermelon patch. Stole every
darned one. Some of'em about half ripe.
| swow. I'll shoot 'em if they don't''-
"Go to the White Sulpher. It's the
best place in the whole world, ma am.
I've seen some of the most wonderful eff
fects of the waters. Tom Holocaust
was cured Of
" Twenty five pounds of butter a week
And always got quarter of pound,
and sometimes
I" -Four eggs, two handsful of -four, a
dab of yeast, half cupful of molasses,
and it makes
1.-The best manure ever used, SIR
Vastly superior to guano, or super phos-
phate. Two hundred ana fifty pounds
to the acre raised me-
"The handsomest woman on the
ground. | can see none equal to her ex-
cept Miss Maryand she's GOT
Both hind legs spawned. And there
is a speck in her right eye that's bound
to-
"That beautiful girl in black over
there. l never saw her but once before,
and that was at
Mr.. Muggins' failure, sir. And he
has taken to drinking awfully, and last
week had
"His head under my arm, and was
plugging him in the mouth when he got
my finger
Between the 10th and 10Th of Sep
TENDER will get wheat to market, and
it will bring
/" His gray hair in sorrow to the grave
Oh, it's awful to think how
"Close she chung to his arm. She
ought to be ashamed of herself
William was born twenty-five years
ago last April. am an old woman now,
and the gray hairs makes
loot loot
Preaching will commence" said the
presiding elder. and we heard no more.
FLURRIED.-" Does the court uEder-
stand you to say, Mr.. JONES'" asked a
Judge, that you saw the editor of the
Augur of Freedom intoxicated p " Not
at all sir / merely said that hal -