The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-08-08

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fe a3ena am1aai go maeh either.
"a gentleman mas introduced 81 a
fauHg sdF raWtg, sud addressed heI
as fIloWt Where da you five whom az
iaHef 10 which she promptly replied
Wien im 81 hame live there.
4 buss amslcur stadful approached
Mr Op.e, Ne great historical painter.
Ulga tls qaeBiou, Pray, Sir may a.E
yog what yoa mis- your o9lors wilht
Hilh brains, sir, uas Use prompl reply
"A toll gate keeper ia Virginia was
niely brought before q magistrate for
cruelty 10 his daughter. oecasioBed by al,
iawjug bcf lover io drive through the
gale free wheu she bad charge Of g. Like
oae 81 shakeperas heroinc's, She never
lolied her love.
The Pathological Association, OF Us
iaie session did one good thing II set
lied lhc met that The word caucus was de-
rived from the aboriginal Algonquin
language, We supposed &c was derived
ifom tbs Grow dialect but we give in.
la an advertisement by q railroad
company Of unclaimed goods, aleiter
dropped from tie word lawful, and re
ihe advertisement appropriately read:
People TO whom these packages are di-
rected arc notified 10 come forward and
pay he awful charges on the same.
4 youthful Danbury lover who sang
and played before bis young ady's honse
for two mortal hours one night was
electrified afler short pause by a cor.
dial thank yon, gratefully pronounced by
the other fellow, who appeared at the
window.
One woman boasts, when showing a
new carpet Why lieut. aud prepred every
BIZ Of that long piece myself in four
weeks. Yes, and has since paid to the
doctors a. much as the whole thing Is
worth, aud viii carry a lame side and
stomach, and lungs that rattle like corn
busks, "a. many years, if she lives as
long
shoe Ay, don't boador US, Ia now the
cry Of the land. Never before have we
been 80 pestcrcd with flies as during this
season. There certainly must be many
millions more than there were last season.
Even a, we write they biz rs right aud
lett Just At this moment one sits upon
ilie end Of our nose. We have driven
him away five times. He crawls from
one side to the other aud peers right into
cur eyes as much rs 10 say, We are MAX
ing Il lively for you, amt we. And, too
there appear to be 50 many small ones;
tiny little fellows, but oh! how active.
They don't alight gently but come against
your face and hands like hail stones, and
digging into the flesh with the fore feet
and Kick away like sam Hill with their
bind feet.
When George Stephenson, the cele.
brated Scotch engineer, had completed
his model of locomotive, be presented
himself before the British Parliament,
and asked for the attention aud support
Of that body. The grave M,Pis, look
ing sneoriugly at his invention, ask.
ed
so you have made a carriage to run
only by steam, have you;
Yes, my airds.
And you expect your carriage to run
on parallel rails, SO that It can't 10 of, do
you.
Yes, my lairds.
Wen, now, Mr., Stephenson, let us
show how absurd your claim L.. Sup
pose when your carriage is running up
on those rails at the rate of twenty or
thirty miles an hour (if You are cxtraya-
giant enough 10 even suppose that such a
Thing is po.sibIe,) a COW should get Ia lis
WAY. 1ou caut turn out for hcr--what
thcny
Then twill be bad Tor the coo, nay
iairis
~ few day ago while select party
were pariakine of dinner Of pork and
green. at the humble cabin at Chappaqua
tie noble baekwools host in a spirit Of
ahecriulucss, called upon bis guest. to
guess why two dollar eddie was Ike
BIS late New York Tribune. Graft Brown
sang uui, because il has two strings to its
bow Wade Hampton said, Because 10
makes musie for you uns and we uus
alike Tweed said Because every blasted
fool can't play onto H. Early said, Be-
caase Il can't climb tree, and ii this isn't
lhc tight answer it'. The only oouundmm
! ever heard that Il didn't ct on to. But
Il isnt the right ono, said The benevolent
haekwoodsman a. De caught 81 the spec
tactics which were oozing down over the
vbi Of his hose M because Il isn't au
urRaul