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The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

FAMILY GOVERNMENT" William,
stop that noise say Won't you stop :?
stop l tell you, or III slap your mouth.
William tawls little louder
William, [ tell you, ain you going to
stop ? stop, say If you don't stop l Ii
whip you sure. .....
William goes up fifth and beats time
with his heels.
Il never saw such child He's got
temper enough for whole town; | IN
sure he did not get it from me- Why
don't you be still? Whist, viii St
Come, come, be still, won't you? Stop,
stop, | say? Don't you see this stick ?
See here, now!' (Cuts the air with a
stick
William, more furious. kicks very man.
fully at his mother-grows redder 10 Il {
face lets out the last note, and begins to
reel, and shake, and twist in a most spite
full manner.
Come. William, come, dear-that's
a darling William Come,
that's good boy ; don't cry, poor fell
| low SAINT ab-o-ose you, sail Ell? Ma E
little man, wants piece soogar? Ma S
little boy got cramp? poor little sick
boy - etc William wipes up and minds,
and eats his sugar, and stops.
! after scene The minister is present,
and very nice talk is gong on upon
the necessity of governing children.
Too true. says. mamma. some PEG
pie give up to their children. and il
ruins them-every child should be gov
erned, but then it won do to carry it too
far it will break child 5 spirit. One
ought to mix kindness and frmness to-
gether in managing children.
Il think SO, ,; said the preacher; firm
ness first, and then kindness. T"
Yes, sir; that's my practice exactly.
BIZ II ~ BeecHer
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11
sPICED BEEF.

Chop fine the tough ends of two very
large beefsteaks and piece Of raw suet
about as large as half an egg, season with
pepper and salt, and little dried sum-
mer savory then add two weil-beaten
eggs. with about half pint OF dried
bread rolled fine, or as much rolled crack
ers and a piece of butter as large as an
egg. Bake as if you would roasting
piece Of beef
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

A WESTERN editor was serenaded and
in the next issue of his paper compliment
ed the serensding party on their Judi
cious taste in the selection of music. He
was informed by listener, after the pub
lication, that they had played the
''Rogues March.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

"SIR,' SAID an irate little gentleman,
of about four feet eleven inches, to one
of six feet two, 81 would have you know,
sir, that have been well brought up I"
Possibly said the tall one, looking
down. ''but you haven't been brought
up far.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

A Ft. Wayne woman was married first
to Robb, second to Robbins, and third to
Robinson. She will have to take Robin
sons grandson next.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

JOSH Billings says that the difference
between bluuder and mistake is this ::
When a man puts down a bad mbrela
and takes up a good one, he makes a
mistake: but when he puts down good
one and takes up bad one, he makes a
blundsg. e-z--5l
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

In Boston, many years ago, there lived
two young fellows, rather wagish in their
way, and who were in the habit Of patron
ling pretty extensively tailor by the
name of Smith. Well, one day into his
shop these young blades strollad. Says
one of them: ''Smith, we We been max
ing bet. Now, we want you to make
each of us a suit of clothes; wait till the
bet is decided, and the one that loses will
pay the whole" ~
Certainly, gentlemen Il shall be most
happy to serve you,' says Smith, and
| forthwith their measures were taken, and
in due course of time the clothes were
! sent home.
4 month or two passed by, and yet our
friend, the tailor, saw nothing of his Gus
toners. One day, however, he met them
! and thinking it almost time the bet was
decided. he made up to them and asked
how their clothes fitted.
"Oh, excellently,' says one; 'by the
by, Smith, our bet isn't decided yet"
''Ah !" says Smith, what is it p
''Why, [ bet chat when Bunker Hi
Monument falls it will fall towards the
south. Bill here took me up, and when
the bet is decided we call and pay you
that little bill. Smiths face stretched
to double its usual length, but he soon
recovered his wonted good humor.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

HEExT NsEHsCAt. BOOK of useful krowl-
I edge TO all Sent free for two stamps. address
Dr.. BoNAAART4 & Co., Cincinnati, Chic.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

IF you want to talk heavy science, say
"protoxyd Hydrogen, instead of ice
1t sounds bigger. and not one man in a
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11
Uhe gr;l,nne.
FACT, FUN AND FANCY,

All, + u n AND FANCY
!. Taking cold-Stealing ice.
4 Lovely little cusSes-Corcusses
Wool gathering Fights between ne
groes
Inquiry is a surer guide than conjecture.
The first Prince of Wails-Jeremlah
Cash advances-attention to rich wild
cw.
Most men give advice by the bucket
but take it by the grain.
He that will not look before him will
have to look behind him.
The interlect is perfect not by knoWl-
edge, but by activity.
How do they weigh eels with scales
when eels have no scales.
Can marriage be called a thief or
slanderer. because it robs women of their
names.
Women think that all men are thieves
they may rob them even Of their names.
Pat was asked the other day if he I'M
derstood French. Yes, yer honor, if it is
spoken iu Irish.
The only place in the world where a
young lady is not missed is at home
There, it is always plain Susan or Bet.
It has been said that woman never does
anything wrong in her life except when
permitted to have her own way.
However many friends you have, don't
neglect yourself; though you have thou
sand, not one of them love you as much
as you ought to love yourself.
The influence which women exeIts is
silent and still felt rather than seen, not
claiming the hands, but restraining our
actions by gliding into our hearts.
A TT. Wayne woman was married first
to Robb, second to Robbins, and third to
Robinson. She will have to take Robin
sons grandson next.
Tennessee hires out convicts to work on
railroads, which looks like Offering
premium for them to make tracks. p
A Clergyman asked sea captain his
views about future state. and was an
swered that he did not NEEDLE himself
with state affairs. .. .. +.
Gentlemen" said a publican to hi
guests at midnight, Il don't know wheth-
er you have talked enough or not; but a.
for myself | am going to shut up"
Irritating the feelings-Afer rolling
all night in your birth at see, to have the
steward ask you in the morning if you
will have fresh roll for breakfast.
1t is said that if you take two letters
from money. there will be but one lett
We have heard of a man who took mon
ely from two letters, and there wasn't any
left.
A man is in no danger as long as he
talks love but when he writes IT, lie is
impaling himself on his own pot-hooks
most efectually. .....
The Englishman who called the Hoosac
tunnel blasted hole was literally cor
rect.
A Connecticut farmer has named
prize rooster Robinson, because R Jbinson
Crusoc.
A fellow who has actually tried it. says
| that although there are three scruples in
dram, the more drains you take the less
scruples you will have.
Irritable choolmaster-''Now, then,
stupid, what's the next word? What
comes after cheese" Dull boy-"A
mouse, sill"
IF you want to talk heavy science, say
'protoxyd ofdydrogen, instead of ice
1t sounds bigger. and not one man in a
thousand will know what you mean.
FAMILY CONFERENCE.-THE William,
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

STEPS. A man had committed muir.
der,-was tried, found guilty and con-
demned to die. A few days before bis
execution he drew upon the walls of his
prison gallows with five steps leading
up to it.
On the first step he wrote, "Dasobe-
die1ace to parents.
On the second, ",SabJah breaking. u
On the third, Gambling. drunkenness.
On the fourth, .'Murder-"
The fifth was the platform on which
the gailows stood representing Death.
This poor man doubtless wrote the his
tory of many wasted and lost life
Thousands are ruined every year by
pursuing these steps although they may
not reach the platform.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-04-11

and removed. Says a distin guished physioIoeist
there is scarcely al! individual upon the face of the
sarths whose body Is exempt from the presence OF
worms, 1t IS not upon the healthy elements of the
CODY that worms exist but upon the diseased humors
fd rnmy deposits that breed these living OF
disease No System of Medicine, vermifuges, no
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL.

Fred. Grant comes homo in Soptcm-
Der, and Miss Grant in October.
--Twenty-four papers In Kansas support
Greeley and Brown.
The Philadelphia Post fnrls tho
Grant flag and goes for Greeley.
Rev. Dr.. Charles Roe, a distinguished
Bsp,is, clergyman, died very suddenly at
Belvidere, yesterday.
Hon. George w. Julian will address
the citizens of vincenncs on the Fourth
Of July. ..I
The Toledo Sun says that Of the two
II. G.'s-Horace Grant aud Horace Gree
ley--eandiiatos for tho presidency, II pre-
fors tho latter.
1t 10 stated that Cough and Anna
Dickinson exhibit moro diamonds than all
the other popular lecturers. Both are in
favor Of extreme simplicity in dress.
When Wilson was president Of a
Know Nothing lodge, be had human
skull over his chair, and he used to refer
to It as the "top-plcce Of ono Of those
drunken Dutchmen.'
On Wednesday an old man of 80
years, named James Keskle, who was tired
of life hung himself up by the neck in a
barn near Sherman, in Sangamon county.
The vital spark had fed before the body
was discovered.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
GRANTS TREATMENT OF SOLDIERS.

from the Cincin' att Catholic Telesrsph.)
We have noticed the reply of Mr.. John
A. Logan to Senator Sumner, and espe-
cally that part Of it where he tells the lat
ter that the soldiers Of the Republic would
remember his speech. We think It would
be more logical and senatorial IL he had
shown where he (Sumner) mis-stated any
facts bearing upon the conduct Of Mr.. Grant
as the chef magistrate OF the nation.
During the coming campaign We will
hear great deal about the soldiers, but
the less said about them the better.
Never in the history Of the United States
were they treated more stability in the
distribution Of offices than by General
Grant; never were there fewer number,
in proportion to the Offices in the gift Of
the president, holding federal positions.
The American people had not digested
the inaugural of the 4th Of March, 1869,
before the conqueror of West Virginia,
the gallant soldier Of Iuka, the victor at
Corinth, and the hero of Stone river, was
peremptorily removed to make room for
q third-rate Indiana politician. Bartlett
and Dix followed after, Hovy and Sulli-
van were notified to leave, and Ewings
head fell into the political basket on de.
mand Of the Washington ring, notwith.
standing the fact that he was a relative Of
the General Of our armies, and a gallant,
educated soldier himself Gleason had to
leave Bordeaux to accommodate a relative
of A. T. Stewards wife; Farrell was re-
moved because he declined to allow half q
dozen Cadiz rascals to swindle our revenue
and compelled them to pay S1O2,500 into
the United States treasury; King, who,
as a lieutenant Of the Mississippi Flotilla,
did gallant service, who was brought from,
China to take charge Of bureau of the
navy department, in violation Of the
ussges and rules OF that branch Of the
public service, in 1859. No man bearing
the distinction Of a general in the United
States army has ever nursed hostility
toward brother officers with the same in.
tensity as General Grant Every one Of
them who aided him to keep his place NJ
major general Of volunteers has beer
hated by him most cordially. The malev
violence of Grant toward Thomas, Rose
Grams, Hancock, and Buell. Is too vel
known TO be written Of.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
THE HEBREWS IN THIS COUNTRY.

The Hebrew population Of the United
States Is year by year becoming larger
The prosecutions IN Europe have induced
many to emigrate, and the natural desire
to enjoy the unreslrsined freedom ofdwell-
ing and Of trading, and the attractive
power large body possessing the same
faith always possess, has drawn many
Others, until now, by their intelligence,
energy, thrift, and law-abiding conduct
they form an important element in the
population Of all our great cities. As
compared with England, there are several
hundred thousand Israslists in the United
States, and only eighty thousand there;
and immigrants are constantly flowing in
from Europe to an extent that 10 little
known. They scatter on their arrival
throughout the United states wherever
they have previously determined, or wber-
ever their friends may persuade them.
In California they are quite numerous
and widely diifused. In New Orleans
and other Southern cities, they are both
active and influential. Their numbers
show most in places like New York and
Philadelphia, but they flourish in Gin
cinnati, Pittsburg, Chicago, st. Louis and
Baltimore. TheinAux ofthe race from Eu.
rope goes on unnoticed, because they are
not reported separately.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
EARTHQUAKE In ICELAND.
STRANGE coINcIDENcE WITH THE vEsU.
vICS OUTBREAK.

vIUs oUTBREAK.
A correspondent o. the .Norddeutche
Allgemeine Zeitung,' writing ~ that pa.
per from Copenhagen, says the schooner
Harriet had brought precise accounts OF
the remarkable earthquake which oc-
CURED two days before the outbreak Of
Vesuvius in the northeast part Of Ice
land, ut or near Husavik, u little town in
the SkAltendi Fiord. On the afte rnoon OF
18th Vt April q shock was felt in Husavik,
which was thrice repeated in the course OF
the day. Two others followed during the
afternoon of the 18th, the second Of which
was particularly violent, and the whole
night through the earth continued with
short intervals Of repose, in lively agita-
ton. On the forenoon of the 18th, the
agitation reached its eliminating inten-
sity; all the wooden houses in the place
were thrown down, and the stone ones
more or less injured, the factory alone re-
naming in any measure inhabitable.
Fortunately there was no loss Of human
life, though some cattle were killed, and
from twenty to thirty families were com
PEELED 10 seek shelter in the outskirts.
Nobody remained in the dilapidated town
except the public functionary, the Syssel-
mann, whose family came to Copenhagen
in the Harriet. During the next three
days the shocks continued with diminish
ing violence, and had terminated when
the vessel sailed. In the immediate neigh.
borhood of Husavik the shocks were
much weaker, and ia Krabla they we're
quite insignificant.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27

SUMNER DRINKS.

Ice water should be drank but spafing-
~. \ most excellent substitute for il 10
pounded ice taken in small Jumps into the
mouth and allowed to dissolve upon the
tongue. This will prove very refreshing
and much more enduring in It's effects.
Lemonade is simple and grateful bov-
erage. To make II. Roll tho lemon On
something hard iii they become soft !,
crate Off The rinds en-, the lemons in slices
and squeeze them in a nitcber Ia NOW
clothes pin will answer for tbc sonoa,or
in lieu III sornethiny he,,.rl. nour IN Ia
required quantity Of ws,e1 a nj .woo, ~"
according TO last. The yrs,od ,inIs $3.50 ton
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
AN ELOPEMENT FRUSTRATED.

From the Csrbondale New Era, of Saturday,
Last week a good-lookinp, brassy faced
young fellow, sporting pair Of velvet
trousers and loud garments, ornamented
Carbondale with his presence. His real
name is believed to bo Isaac Kerr, al.
though he rejoiced In two aliases--Carl
and Harrell. He claimed Missouri as his
home, told fabulous tales Of his wealth
and was looking for wife. A nice
looking girl, not seventeen years Of age,
the daughter of one of our most respected
citizens, lent too willing An ear to the viii
iians tails, and soon was fast in his coils.
Aher three days acquaintance he pro-
posed marriage and was accepted by the
girl; but the parents wisely with
held their consent until they could
hear something of the suitor's
character. This did not suit the fellows
plans, and be easily persuaded the girl to
elope with him 20 Missouri, where they
were TO be married. On Tuesday morn.
ing they took the IL o'clock train tor
Grand Tower, but the train being de-
tanned several hours at Mount Carbon,
the parties concluded to pay visit to q
sister OF the girls living in Murphsboro
DR.. Hara saw them leave the cars, and
knowing the would be groom to be N man
OF very bad character, Immediately tels-
graphed to the father of the victim. The
father lost no time in hurrying after the
parties, and succeeded in overhauiing his
daughter. Kerr, in the meantime, had be-
come alarmed at DR.. o Hara's demonsta-
tions, and concluded that his safest course
was to take TO the woods, which he did,
leaving the bride expectant alone 10 face
her fathers frowns. Kerr is said to be
an unmitigated scoundrel--already has
one or two wives, and has seen the inside
of more than one prison and doubtless
bis sole OBJECT was to lure his young and
innocent companion to st. Louis, there to
cOnsign her to life ofsin and shame.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27

pleasant and cooling drink when mixed
with ice water. Pounded ice is also an
agreeable addition 70 saucer Of straw.
berries raspberries or currsnts. Pound II
until II is almost as fine ~ snow, and
spread 1t over the borries. With fruit II
is also nm excellent substitute for cream.
Water ices arc always acceptable.
Those made Of lemon, orange, currants,
Strawberries, raspberries, and pineapple,
are much improved BY adding the stiff
beaten whites Of four eggs to every two
quarts Of the liquid. Put It Ia just - u
is turned into the freeser, and II will
freeze into foam.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
UNIVERSAL AMNESTY.

8. We demand the immediate and ah-
solu,e removal of all disabilities imposed
on account of the rebellion which was
finally subdued seven years ago, believing
that UNIVERSAL AMNESTY WILL
RESULT IN THE COMPLETE PAC-
IFICATION IN ALL SECTIONS OF
THE COUNTRY.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27

~ FOR the promotion and success of
theoe vital principles. and the support OF
tas candidates nominated by this cony.n.
tion, W invtte and cordially welcome the
cooperation Of all patriotic citisens, with.
out fae,;kd 70 previous political stalia,ion
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
CAIRO & ST. LOUIS RAILROAD
COMPANY.
NOTICE or CONDENSATION OF LANDS FOR
RIGHT OF WAY.

NOTICE or CONDENSATION OF LANDS FOR
RIGHT OF WAY.
To Eugene Leuren, James ". Roberts, Hannah
g. Msther, Thomas =. MNher, william q. Ma.
Tier, Julia Croft, Charles Croft, Ehphlelt Browp,
Mrs, Mary ~ baker, John Baker, William f.
W ilace, Edward ID. Wallace, Chsrles 4. Wa.
lace, Frances Wallace and uoknown owners and
persons having an interest III the hereinafter
described lands situate IN the county Of Alex.
ander, IN the state Of Illinois;
TAKE NOTICE, That the Cairo and st. Louis Rail.
road Company have hled thief. petition in the
ONCE OF the Clerk Of the Circuit Court OF Alexan.
der county, state Of Illinois, pray ing The appoint.
ment OF three disinterested free.holders OF SAID
county ~ Commissioners, to fix the compeLsa.
ton 10 be made to the0wDers, as well rs to as sess
the damages any which may result from the con.
struclion and use Of their IA lroad y the tklng of
strip OF land one hundred feet wide tor right of
way or road track over an across the following
described tracts and parcels OF land lying iul said
Alexan errount,, to'wit: The sw ar OF the Sc ar
see. FTP II, sr west the north east ar of the
30 q, sec 70, .p u, -rswe,,i the . Of sec
IT, 10, - 2 west; thewM aud sc ar of the NV ar.
and the east h of the sw ar Of sec ~, tp 10, sr
Ives the and e qr o. the ne Or Of sec Sc 30
tp 10 sr west; the sw ar Of the ar sec t. tpl7,
Or W the s- ar ne a. sec o ANA the NV ar sw ar
sec r. ~, west aud school lot No. 81 IN ne
And that said ~ lroad comp'ny, on the cath day
OF June, A. T.. 1879, NJ ten ocioeka m W II make
application TO Hon. FredolIn Bross, Judge of the
County Court Of said Co ,hiy, at the office of the
- Clerk in The city OF CAIRO in sad county tor
the appointments at 'nch 'omml soner- Tor the
purposes Aforesaid, an to FIX a TIM and pla Q 10 r
the fTst meeting OF SAID Commissioners, whe /
and where you cen at end, II you think proper,
= owner, claimant o. party interested IN said
Dated tLis 2s,h dsv Of May, 1879.
CAL 20 4 ST. LOUIS RAlLkOADCoMPAvY
a.sow ~ W. MoRsisos, Atty,
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-27
Medical Advertisements.
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