Marshall County Republican., 1872-07-04
GOING FOR GREELEY.
How Hiberniaus Hurrah for Horace-Tsey
Discuss His Matrimonial Habits and Pass
Resolutions.
From the Chicago Evening Post.

O'FLYNNvILLE, Iowa, June 3.
MIsTHUR IDDITUR: If yez Will allow me
sphace in yer columns, its mesenf that IL De
after giving We report of the mating helo al
McGinnis's soloon, to rathify the Slnslnnaty
noninashuns. Sure its an illigant hand write,
barrin the illigant, but its me practice to be
using the pick or the sphade more than the
PIN But I've heard said that printhers can
rade any kind OF ritin and make sinse out OF 1t,
so I thought I'd be thrying 'em.
Johnny Mcmahon, who keeps the saloon |
furninst O'Grady's, says to me, says he:
The top O. the morning to ye"
''That same to yourself says l.
After passing al the compliments OF the
sason SAYS he TO me, says he:
''An' how is pohticks wild ye 2"
Faith" says l. an its little care about
polticks.' 49,
''Divil politick," says l.
ssAn' sure" says he, g thought you were
a Dimmikrat ?"
Faith" says 1, its that way I've always
votid, but the partly. Is always bate, an I'm
thinking there must be something rong-
tThin," says he, yed better come and JOIN
the new Labor Reform partly"
AN what's that ?" says 1.
It's new partly" says he, made up OF
working men, in favor of bigger wages and
less work
An sure, johnny says I, that same will
suit yez, for it's moighty little work We do,
handling quart bottle an lifting glass to
yer upS. L nlVef knew ye Uu SeI IIcu dt ~,
sArrah, says he, Eye need't be jokin'. It's
working men are. whittier we use the pick
or the toddy stick"
BE iabers," said I, 50 but the toddy stick s
dale the lightest tool to work wild"
"No more of yer jokin', says he, but
let's get up matin' and organize labor re-
form club. The labor party have nominated
Denny Davis, working man. for President
and the liberal Rep lblikins are going to nomf
nate him an the Dimmikratic convenshun
will endorse him, an that way the RePubhklni
viii be bate viii We notify the bys," says he
'sand 'tind the matin', yersef Z"
50 Faith, Johnny" says l, I'll do that same
but can't be saying for who I'll vote"
To prevint hard feelins among the cushion
ers of the two saloons. the matin' was held a
McGinnis's and Mcmahon was made president
a committee was appointed to draw mp rest
looshuns.
1.-THE President said there would be an il
terchange of opinions while the commltte
were Citing riddy. The Sinsinnati Convenshu
was expected to nominate Misthur Dennis
but had nominated Horris Graly instead, al
he didn't know how the Dimmicrats won
Ike it."
Sure, says Barney O'suniyan says he,
not vote for Graly."
g An why, said Jimmy O'Reily, says he. wo
ye vote for him? Sure an Its good m
he is"
"Sure now, says Barney, says he, an isn't
an ablishnist he is, an didn't he marry
nagur?"
says he. He didn't marry nagur at all"
''Be jabers an its yersih that's mishtakt
saws Barney, says he. Haven't 1 got his pictt
i'll me shanty that the Dimmicratic commit
snt mo- showing him huggin' and a kiss
his dirty nagur wife, bad luck to him"
Begin yer pardon, Misthur O'Sulliv
saws Teddy O'Neil, says he, but it's not
same mon at all, at all. 1t was Graly, the id
thur of the Ihryboon, that married the nag
an its CRAZY the farmer that's nominated
President. It's CRATE farmer he is, an WI
a book telling everybody to go whist"
"Begorra now. says Michael o Grady, s
he, but yes are all wrong; it's the SO
Graly that's the iddithur and farmer both.
'An' did he marry nagur ?" says Pat
McQuinn.
"Och, no." says Michael, he; did no g
thing"
says he, and would ye be afther charging
with falsehood2 Havn't / got his picthuI
me shanty sint me by the Dimmlkratic c
mittee p
"Ordher. gentlemen" says the presid
saws he I'm explain all about the picth
They wuz got up to desave the nagurs,
II the divil run away wild 'em and make 'em
the reform ticket"
90 An he didn'tmarry the nagur at all p
. Barney.
An has he always been Dimmikrat %
Pat McQuinn.
"Och. no; it's Liberal Republican h
An what's that ?" says Pat.
ssIt's Republican that didn't get an
from Gin. Grant, an is opposed to o
holders an in favor of reform"
An votes the DimmIkratie ticket p
''Och, murdher no. he runs for ofic
lets Dim1nikrats vote for him."
"Be jabers," says Larry McGrath, say
an wouldn't Gin. Grant do that same
me sowl, but Tn ahinkin he's the best r
lican of the whole kit, an if it's for Re
can I've got to vote, it's for him L
votn'."
Yer hand on that" says Teddy OF
says he, :" it's more than half right ye al
it's mesilf that'n go wild ye'
'' An be the piper that played
Moses" says Barney O'Sullivan, says he
it's mesf that's got half mind to d
same"
s'Be aisey, gintlemen,' says the pris
says he, !" lets wait till the Dimmika katit
vinshun and see what it says"
At this point the committee on risolo
presented the following report:
WHAREAs, Everybody not in favor Q
Grant as Presidint of the Yoonlted Shta
opposed to his relecshun; and,
WHEREAS To bate him viii be a
tough Job, and Will require a yoonit
vigorous iffort on the part of all his oppt
supported as he is by hundreds of thous
his relations in Office, by the army and