The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-08-01

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En discovered agIg vhst MANY a man
hss d,saswre3 s.nes, that H Is bard go
ur BsFalIsf1e.
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8shel fuaag ia5y Gu hlr .as lieafy CON-
rAai8a, How d. goa l,ke ugpegisaI ny-
perlau, Did sou saF, wee lbo howildeHed
reply ! don't know anything about l.
IalaaFs use Baraett's Coooaina,
Speaking Of theoretical farming, Josb
g.Hing' sags tia, be once knew man
who wouldn't ever set gate post With
ugt having tlle ground analysed TO see IL
ll possessed Use proper Ingredients for
post holes.
A baby latelg had the misfortune 10
swallow tie contents Of an iuE-b9itIc.
lls mother with wonderful presence Of
mind, immediately administered o box Of
steel pens and two sheets Of fooIscap pa
per, anA DE child has felt write inside
ever since
Tile woman movement progresses 10
TIE west A young lady 10 Columbus, O..
has just Yiudieated her ability to deal
with the sharpcsi Of men, by forging d
note aud sWindiing o national bank out
Of three hundred dollars. She was sew
ing machine agent. Wall street is the
place for her,
This, says Vermont editor, is a
good time TO plant cats. The cat should
be prepared With a boot-jack, revolver or
some other utensil, and then planted un-
der the plum tree. II YOU have not got
plum tree, plant anywhere, plant all
sou can aud plant deep. This branch Of
agriculture Is too much neglected.
Ny dearest uncle, said a humorous
writer, was the most polite man in the
world lie was making voyage on the
Danube, and the boat sunk Ny uncle
was Just on tho point of drowning. lie
got bis head above the water for once,
took Of his hat aud said, Ladies and gem
tlcmon, viii you please excuse me? and
down be went.
Said gentleman the other day to an
old farmer who is known as champion
growlcr, Wei, you probably can't find
fault This year about not being wet enough
for hay. There must be good crop.
Yes, but what does 1t amount to to have
such a crop as this looks like? You can't
SCH IL for 1--WE dollars ton tit keeps on
this way.
In a certain town ont west there had
been very exciting election for the Office
Of sheriff The successful candidate, OF
course, was very much elated, and al
night was for a long time talking il over
with his wife as they sat before the fire
previous 20 retiring. Meanwhile the
Youngsters in the truudle-bcd were all
cars, aud Al length one tow-hesd popped
up under tie inspiration Of the query:
Ma, are we an shcrifls, or only you and
pa:
Lie down, YOU little scampl cried the
mother, only your pa and me.
"A man in Providence, addicted &
ianglc feet, having imbibed considerably
more than was for his good, took seat
BIZ the fire and soon didn't feel as well as
he used 10 do. Near the FIRE was a brood
Of young goslings ia basket, that had
been brought In, the weather being
stormy. The heat made the man sick
and the disposition was strong within
him TO relieve his overcharged stomach
No vessel being handy for the purpose
except the basket OF goslings, the load
was quickly deposited there. Calling hi,
wife, lac exclaimed, Phe.phabe, where
djd l3irl did cat those gos-giilings
Geo Washington was once at a din.
ucr party, where bis host had sct hin
via lis back to fiery red.bot stove
Finding II quite too hot for comfort, AT
ter SOME sqairming be beat retreat foI
more comfortable position, al the same
Time explaining ihc reason. Why, sait
the hostess, ioeuarlg, thought an ol,
general ike you could stand fire better
than that ! never could stand "a fire il
my rear, replied the general
a club.headed boy, having been
brought btfor ibc court a. q witness, tbt
following amusing oIIaqny cnsued:
Where rs yoa live. inquired lhe Judge
Live with Tag mother.
Whrtc docs your mother liyeg
She llyc, with father.
Nagrc does Le live,
tic live. wllh ihe Old folks.
Nhcrc 10 they lire5 says the judge get
ting very red Al an audible litter Roo
round ihe court room,
fheF live Il homo.
Nheu ulhnIef illcif home: