Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1872-06-27

M. Ho. IS a ST. Lonis brewer.

Mr.. Hop is a ST. Louis brewer
Logan is designated as the "8Iodel
Flopper."
A Minnesota couple were married at a
ball.
One-seyenth Of Arkansas has Been
sold for taxes.
Eighty-fiye in the shade will GO who're
fu his scarce.
4 Mr.. Barndollar is in business at
Pueblo, Colorado.
The California Boy" viii attempt
his 200 mile ride again.
Stearns got On-slow with the New
Hampshire Senatorship.
Half the newspapers in the land are
printing Jubilee notes
The gentle tornado skips over the
country as lively as June bug.
Future historians win refer to 1912 as
the year Of Dolly Yardens.
The New York C0mmercial Adcertiser
gives up Pennsylvania.
Saratoga carpenters work eleven hours
a day, and glad Of the chance.
Oshkosh, Wisconsin. claims a. a mon
stroSity baby born without brains.
Warrington. North Carolina. has
bylaw against tying tin pans 10 dogs
tails
Crying widows marry irst There is
nothing ike wet weather for transplant
ING.
One-half the population of Virginia
/ City, Nevada, is below the surface in tle
mines.
Duelling is described by a gushing
Memphis poet as this walt on a Chris
tian age.
An Indiana boy seeking for swallows
in Me chimney had to be extracted with
a derrick.
Teeth extracted with great pains. is
the rather ambiguous advertisement If
dentist.
James Wilson. a Wayne country. Indiana
Justice Of the Peace, recently hung him
self with borrowed halter
Teaberry fiavoring, hitherto unknown
in Europe, has recently been introduced
among the confectioners there.
1t is singular that the price Of gas IN
Washington is 10 be reduced Immediately
after the adjournment Of Congress
Dickens gave this modest advice In an
address to boys: 'Do all the good YOU
can and say nothing about it. s.
They say that the Man in the Moon has
struck work. thinking that eight hours ls
quite long enough for him 70 shine.
Blasting Powder. is the name of
campaign paper published in North Car
DINA. An incendiaTy sheet. doubtless.
The London police have interfeTed
with young married couple because,
though living in a single room they cu.-
tivated sixteen cat companions.
An Iowa woman has considerable
faith in life insurance. By its agency
she has realized $4,000 off two hgs-
bands, and not very good husbands
either
Have you sent your wife to Detroit,
is the question Chicagoans ask each 9th
er this week. Three women have my5-
teriously disappeared in that city.
An Indiana paper alludes 10 the cr-
Giles of time that have rolled ike mill
stones of damnatiOn over the American
people all these long twelve years
\ Nova Scotia paper puts A. D.. be-
fore the date of its establishment Tor
fear people would mistake and think il
nearly 1900 years older than the Chris
tian era.
Our sporting contributor observes tBai
the first one-handed mill mill on rec
ord was the one between David and Go
Hath, when the former had bis hand IN
sling.
4 tall, fine looking, Chinese thief,
dressed in black clothes, wearing slippers
and high white stockings. and slightly
peck marked, is operating in San Fran
cisco.
Wizards hotel at Washington has
first year, $50. 900 the second, S2jogg
the third, $50, 900 the fourth year and
thereafter.
The widow of a Genessee county
New York stage coach driver has sue
ceeded to his whip, and mounts the hoy
and drives the span with as much ftrst
as Tony Weller himself
Il don't mean to reflect on you. sald
coarse, would-be wit to a man whom
be had insulted. no was the reply
you are not polished enough to reilecl
on anybody"
An exchange says nothing is 50 pai.-
full as to see man over eighty intoA-
Gated. Oh, yes. To see a man over
ninety intoxicated is just as painful u
not more SO.
A young lady would like to know y
Pdtrfnlony IS the property bequealh,eu
to her by her papa, what IS that left by
her late lamented mammal Why, MAJ
Tfneony, of course, you slyone.
The reason why Webster's unabTidsed
dictionary does not contain the word IN
abridged, is that Webster did not con
slider that he had any right TO abrid5s
the word.
An Irishman went to Bangor and b0u9ht
a horse for two dollars and half. Nhen
he dragged him home neighbor SAID
s'Arrahl now, Pat, why didn't you
give another half dollar and get q goou
one 2"
The s'devil' of the West Point Aefs
was bitten by amoccasin snake the otnei
day. He fingered few hours ard t1eh
died horrible death. We mean the
snake, of course. The boy is well ana
hearty.