The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-10-10
ssoDEA GNEE4ay REsoaUrao1s.


| The following sell timed wit We find
in Tie Knoxville Chronicle. We coul-
mend il to the earnest consideration o1
our Greeley friends:
Written expressly for tie Greeley
ties IN Scott County, BY Shoubfig but
Rot beng coliyughtcd, no one will be
prosecuted for using them outside Of
Scott and claiming them As original In
ed
WHEREAS, The millennium has
daWned, and TIE wolf is living down with
the lam1, and the lion is eating straw
like ah ez, ard the abolitionists riarch
under i..e same flag, and the Radicals
and rel IS walk arm in arm, and The
tree iraders and pToteceionists are cheek
by Jowi and the Irish aud negroes eat
out OF he same dish. and Horace Gree
ley as-G Joff Davis sleep in the same
bed, 5 1 the sucking child is playing on
the h9le Of the asp. and weHfen vote and
ride 4straddie, ana every thing is lovely.
aaa the goose hangs high; therefore,
RegoLred: l. That inasmuch as the
time las co,ne for all men to eat dirt and
turn Sammersaulls, sed 10 man thinks
what he says, or believes what hethinks.
we anaaimously ly recognize the equality Of
all men, including negroes, women, and
Chinese, that we believe i uule's ear is
IS short Is a horse s, and that the leo
pad can change his spots, and that the
negro Is a man and a brother; and hav-
Ing always favored his admission to the
ballet boX, We now welcome Rim TO the
social circle, having something OF an idea
that I'll tho world was born Of a monkey,
that things are not what they used to be,
and that there Is great deal of upside
down-neSs and dewnside- upwardncss, and
a be|lldcrlng mixcd-np-a tiye-ncss gen.
orally.
I5eSo7re3: ?. That being in great
doubt whether the rebellion failed or
succeeded, and not heirg certain whoth-
er Grant or Ice surrendered at Apo
nattoX, and being Of opinion that the
South was either right or wrong, aud
that he North was either wrong or
tight, and that neither was either to
hurt, we arc unanimously in favor Of
letting hy cones be by cones. Of burying
the STATS and stripes in the same grave
with the stripes aud bars. Of mixing
three parts Of Dixie with two parts OF
- ankee Doodle, and Of marrying the
Union eagle with the rebel buzzard.
RcsoI9eel. 3. That being a liberal
party. VIC favor iiberality in al things.
IA politics and religion, in virtue and in
temperance. glylug perfect freedom toI
all, freedom TO women, and freedom to
men, criticlslRg no ones opinions and no
ones s actions; pardoning an occasional
clean shirt and washed face neither
aycrring that there is u heaven, nor de-
nrIng that there Is Il hell holding the
Almighty 10 proper respect, at the same
tIme not forgetting our old friend Satan;
believing that n2thing is up or down,
but that every thing IS standing or side
ways, and that in all things holding FAST
MI one hlnl, bat altogether letting go
With the other.
R,soiresf: 4 That The Constitution
- !. =. lsehes;tcr that It vas lhan the
Blo.e is rery we'll IN lis place, but the
Book or Mormon5 Is newer, and the
Writings Of Coufucius older, and every
man is master over his own conscience
and conduct, and has right to make
god to suit himself; that free whisky
&ad Gnlger5a! ignorance, coupled with
Tree love and universal salvation, make
earth 4 paradise. and heaven Certainty
ed around. and the times are out Of ioiat,
every straight road is crooked and the
earth turns back wards on It's axis, men
waltz zlgzag, and their brains are topsy
turyey, the world IS all bcwitcLcd, and :
woman is the coming man.
Res0lcco} 5. That inasnuch as Ju-
das Iscariot, though once a wicked man,
afterwards became an Apostle and mas
much as Benedict Arnold shed blood in
de!euse Of American liberty, and mas
much as JEFF. Da7is was nominated, we
are heartily IL favor of Horace Greeley,
believing as VIC do, that the Democracy
is not dead but sleepeth, and that all
roads from Greeley lead to Grant that
Gree3ay was an original aboliiionist and
an aboriginal secessionist; that the ab0l
itioaists and scccssjoniSts always work ed
up the same end. and their present com
bination is only renewal Of past COOP
peration, and wonderful will it he in the
eyes Of all men when the arch enemy Of
the ku-klux becomes their chief cap
tam; when the prince of protection be-
comes the king OF free trade; when the
cham plon oftempcTence bears the ban
ner ot bar room business, and Sata, leads
the hosts Of heaven, then truly shall the
last be first, for great is the mystery Of
Grceieyncss