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The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

LocALIsYs-
The Bank of Newberry has declared a
handsome dividend.
Dir. H:rdin's School has closed for the
summer vacation.
Several Of the bridges OF causeways lead
ing over the railroad are ricEety.
Prof. Oliver has returned to Sewberry and
will give music lessons.
We learn that the Silver Comets will like
ly discourse this (Tuesday) evening in front
Of the Court House.
An east wind has hoTn here for SeVe-
raj days. Il is injurious to vegetation, and
quite uufriendiy 10 the humble bee cotton.
Our marshals perambulste thestreets with
"animus opibuSque parati' on their breast
and baton in hand. We don't mean this as
Joke.
The mellow moonlight nights are depart
ing, hut the melodious strains Of the mock
ing bird continue. Their Vesper hymns and
midnight serenades and matin orisons are
beautiful.
Marshal Miller continues to improve the
streets. He mas effected crossing between
the ho!el and Chicks. There's is nothing
like internal improvement.
Since she demolition of that cool and clas-
sic retceat-Ed. Bailey's little bijou-where
the quid nuncs used to conglegate, the cool
eat spots IN town are the bank and DIR. c. G.
US law Office.
The young ladies win give an entertain
ment this tuesday, evening in town hall for
the benefit Of the female academy, 70 consist
of charades, &c. We hope the audience vii!
he large.
Our July Ssle-day was dry, dusty and dull.
4 clever musical artist says that be lost
nothing by his recent 'incareeration"-it a.
forded him fine opportunity Of studying
"the bars"
The weather is superlatiyely hos-our devil
says he has heat so bad, that, If Mr.. Wicker
don't paint his brick wall green, or he
is not allowed to get out Of his aesh and
stand TO the clicking type in bis bones,
ne is very much afraid Of being tempted to
commit sussncide. He says his blood boils
and the thermometer is still going for him,
right up 10 Esprit heat" # the mercury
doesn't burst is peut up utica we are
afraid he will melt up or down and leave q
greasy spot as his epitnph. Poor telIow, he
stands serenely in SO degrees of hea. withou.
pcrspiring and not breath of air to stir our
acshbor'S wild mulberry whose far-reachins
roots give SO rici 9 favor to his well water
Oar devil has inside and outside heat at his
window. and we invoke somebody or any.
! body to build him bathing establishment,
or an atmospheric atomizer, or fire engine
with goosc-neck, or q soda fountain with
its miniature ice-bsrgs and rainbows, or a
park, no matter how great the umbrsge Of
its shadow, CT an ice house, or something OF
su?thing cool.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

TIE FEES TO Observation-Disclosures
fees srs to ae abolished after the 1st of
August next, so far as internal revenue
is concerned. The commissioner viii
nave 0 fund for disbursement among
such officers as may deserve special re-
ward. This action will have the effec.
Of reducing The vigilance Of the detectives
to minimum sstanGsrd.
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WISH TO MARRY

and possess themselves OF gaad wives,
We advise trip TO Chicks. We have
not yet seen a great many Of the fairer
portion of creation who dwell in this
country, but those who have blessed our
vision sss good samples, and we take
much pleasure 10 recommending them.
Our sick here ere doing sa sai o. posi-
bic. improving every day, and each meat
adding ssaEa 10 their Tations, while the
quantity of wstes draak bs one Is alarm
ing. The friends of Miss 8. q. RA os
delighted to know thss she Is looalg
better with esch rising suu, snd can
w2A to The sprsng without usch @tsgce.
Us. S. hunts aGuidses ep6 squirrels
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COMMERCIAL.

NEwBERRY, S. c., July Cotton 23c.
LIVERPOOL, July Cotton duli-uplandS
lilal14; Orleans III.
NEW YORK, July 1-7P M.-Cotton in
fair demand -middlips uplands 25s; Orleans
&c. Gold l3Sal4.
BALTIMORE, July 1.-Cotton dulI-mid-
ding IS.
AUGUSTA, July 1.-Co:ton nominal-mid-
ding 233.
CHARLESTON, July 1.-Cotson dull-mid-
ding IS.
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The Freight Depot

OF this Agency will te closed On the 4tb
July uest. on which day no F:cisbss will be
received or delivered ct this Station
By older Of Col. Dodamesd. Supt.
5CEa J. RAyAGE,
Agent ststio2 s. G: + C. < 2,
July 8, A~ls Nesherr2, s, O.
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In another column will be found corres-
pondencc from wv" TO the Columbia Daily
Union, Deputy Marshal Maloney's state
ncnt and Mr.. B!casc's communication, rela-
rive to the arrest Of Mr.. Perry and the shoot
ing Of Mr. Barre. The correspondence, it
will be seen. conflicts the allegations Of Mr..
BIease and the Deputy Marshal We regret
that Mr.. Blcasc does not state more particu-
larry how Mr.. Barre was shot. We have
been informed that Sir. ard did lot shoot
1t all--that he had no pistol about his per-
son. The selection OF men by Mr.. Maioney
to assist him in his duty as Deputy Marshal,
was most injudicious 10 say the least of it.
We have endeayored 10 get correct ana
full statement, but have not fully succeeded,
when We 10 80 we shall refer to the mater
again
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10 AdyerE5era

We once moro state that all transient ad-
Yertisements and job WORK are cash, and that
we cannot attend to either unless our terms
arc complied with. Send or bring money
with your orders if you wish anything done.
O2-tf
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National Bank eG-NeRbegrE.
NEWsZsaY, July 8, 1872. :

- = NEHBlRAY, July 3, 1872.
TIE Board OF Directors have declared =
dividend Of per cent. on the O-isina,
Capital Stock Of 800, 10000, and I per
cent. on the increased Capital Stock Of
s5O,0O0.O0 Of this Bank, payable 10 the
Stockholders or and after lst July, instant,
free of tax. JNO. B. CARWILE.
July 8, 27-1.- Cashier.
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DEL1NoUENTs TRIED.-We learn that at
the last meeting of the Board of County
Commissioners, eighteen persons we're fined
tor non-performaaee Of road work and nom
payment Of the exemption fee. The fee was
50, and the costs 50, making the amount
Ave dollars for each delinquent.
We must have good roads. To do this
they must be worked. The Law gives man
the alternative of paying one dollar fo- zach
of the three days ne is required by Law to
work. The men up before the Commis-
sioners were charged with having neglected
to either work or pay.
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LOCAL.

.,lEssns GaIsyra s HoyBxAa, Newspaper
Advertising Agents, No. 4 South St., Bal
timore, Md, are duly authorized to contract
for advertisements at our contract rates. Adve.>
tisers in that City requested to leave their IA
yors With this house,
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FOR vICE-PRESIDENT,

Good words from GratZ Brown: ave
van. President without party;
government without corruption; con.
sress without price; and judiciary
without politics"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

Responsible advertising agencies are g
great advantaGz to both advertiser and pub
fisher. That Of Geo. ?. Howcll & Co.. No.
Al Park Row, New York, is considered by
many the most complete establishment Of the
kind in the United States. -
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SIGNS OF INPRovsNgNT.-Ne has
now spacious hall with comfortable seats
for three TO FIVE hundred persons. Lectures
have recently been delivered therein by thgee
Of our citizens for the benefit of the Female
Academy, and more are TO follow. Those
already delivered have afforded great deal
Of pleasure and instruction to 81! vino have
attended.
Isis to be regretted that so few have been
present. Many Of our prominent citizens
who certainly must feel deep interest in
the education Of the young, tse general ele-
yation and improvement Of the morals Of the
community, have rot attended. They should
not neglect longer so favorable an opportu-
nifty 70 identify themselves wiih movement
which Is so we'll calculated to produce last
ing and beneficial results.
The lectures already delivered have been
Of no ordinary character, and it should be 3
source Of pride TO every citizen Of Newberry
that they have among them gentlemen so
Wcll QuaNHeQ ny euucIHou auu cullUEe, ~
interest and instruct them.
The next lecture Of the course it is under
stood will be delivered by Dr.. Mayor, whose
we'll known talents and accomplishments
should secure large audience.
The Silver Cornct Band has been in attend
ance each evening and added no little TO the
pleasure Of the audience. The music rem
dered by them IS really good, when it is re-
nemhercl they have been playing but short
time.
The Band is but another sign Of improve
nent. and it is to be hoped that they will. by
constant end careful study, become in time
really skili[ul musicians.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

QUE AGENTS IN CHARLHsToy.-The ad.
vertising agency of Messts. Walker, Evans &
Cogswcll, represented by Roswell T. Logan,
Esq, is the only authorized agency for this
oeper in Charleston
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Justice, and as We learn il 8ili be repeated,
,ve defer nJ1r re5narks

we defer our remarks.
As the lecture: alluded 70 the debased con-
dition OF woman under the Roman lew, we
would be pleased il in his next lecture ne
would deem it not irrelevant to expatiate
upon her exalted position under the Jewish
Law: aso, that as the predatory reflections in
our opinion, render the subject at once e1-
haustess, and will allow its discussion from
aDy standpoint, he will embrace the oppor-
tuni.y OF pointing to the pure ideals which
have elevated his CT arni1g countrywomen-
ideals which conh have been only created
BY the elevation which Toman has attained
in this land under system of Christian civil
uatioa.
Tac lecture was received With applause,
and was largely appreciated.
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TO CHICK SPRINGS,

Where We are now happily and comfort
ably located with the kindest and bcs:
fanily in the land. This is delightful
climate, cool and inrigorating, and in
connection with the mineral waters Of
the Sulphur and lion Springs, will cure
the invalid if he is not incurable. 1t is
to be deplcrcd that thove is no hotel here
for large accommodation, for we are
satisfied many would flock to this place
as in days of yore, and make the hills
and Wales once more put on sn animated
look. Ifany of our boys at home (and
We hsve in mind that good old bachelor
G.
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NOTICE.

NOTICE is hereby given that the County
Commissioners of Newberry will receive
sealed proposals until 18th July, for build
ing new bridge in Mendenhall Township.
at the place known as "Werber's Bridge"
The contract will be awarded 10 the lowest
responsible bidder. The Board reserve the
right to reject any Or all bids Proposals
must be accompanied By the names of at
least two responsible sureties.
By order Of Board.
SIMEON YOUNG,
DENNIS A0ATES,
". P. HARRIS,
County Commissioners.
Attest-J. ". HAYWARD, Clerk.
Newberry c. H., S. c.: July !, '72-27-2t.
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MASONIC.
SIGyET CHiPfEB, No. tS. g.. l.. T..

The Regular Monthly Conyocation will
be held a: the Lodge Room on Monday
next, Sth inst, a. the usual hour.
By order of the u. s. H.P.
\. 3. NAzYCK, sscy.
July 8, 27-it.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

At an adjourned meeting of the Prcsbyte!y
OF South Carolina, held at Smyrna Church,
on the 2sth and goth ult., Mr. T. C. Lyon
was ordained BY prayer and with the laying
on Of the hands Of the Presbytery, to the full
work Of the Gospel Ministry. and installed
pastor Of Smyrna, elders Creek and Mount
Bethel Churches, of this County.
The Rev. K. A. Micklc presided; preached
the sermon and propounded the constitutional
questions; the Rev. J. R. Riley delivered the
charge to the pastor, and the Rev. J. B. Hill
house the charge to the people.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

QUITE lila despatch received mere
yesterday stated that Mr. Blower, who left
few days since for the North, IVES danger
ously i'll at Greensboro, \. G..
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BARBEcUE.-A Barbecue will come off at
the charleston House esquire Hupters-
on The l4;l Instant. a big dinner is to be
furnished. \ band of music will probably
be il attendance.
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FRUIT KNIvEs.-I have just received 8
very elegant supply of Sterling Silver Fru::
Knives, suitable ior birthday and philop9na
presents, SC. July 3, 27-1:.
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ConMCEIoS.-A interesting communion
service was held at the Associate Reformed
Church, last Sabbath. Rev. =. Boyd as-
sisted 5lr. McClintock in the sacred duties of
the hour
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The serviccs il the Baptist Church on
Sunday next will have special reference 70
missionary work in Italy. 4 collection will
be taken up to aid in building House Of
worship, for Baptist Church recently or.
sanized in the City of Rome under the
auspices Of the Southern Baptist Conyen.
tion
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03

We have several times been asked "who
isAllcn Aterna:hy? Not knowing the man,
we inquired Of several Of our old citizens,
and learn that he is ar honest, temperate,
industrious colored man.
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BRASS INSTRUMENT BLOWERS

bRASS INSTRUMENT BLUn ERS
had followed US all the way from home, for
directly we heard that good old tune, (ths
boys about town know the tune alluded
to, (but being ignorant of its title we can't
Of course name it. 1t is the same one
that they have been accustomed to hear
nightly for four months. It was
charming for moment-"S Sounds from
Home"-unti! the band reached the note,
the last ono, where each player spranglcs
off on his own hook, or rather piece.
How familiar it was. This Greenvillc
Band-colored-have vast deal Of wind,
played long aud loud, and as much out
of tune as it was possible, and kept up
the discord till midnight. The occasion
was co!ored hot supper, and after the
music by the band, and the 90. things
taken internally, had worked the party
up to the pitch they commonly delight
in, the uproar and noise and shouting,
which vas continued for at leaS. Two
hours more, was perfectly trying to ones
nerves. Sleep WAS not to be aad until
the motley, noisy rabble dispersed. a
few hours then c? refreshing rest, good
breakfast, and We were ready for a ride
in the pleasant morning
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THE CROPS

generally along the road are looking re-.
markably fne, both corn and cotton, and
though rains had been partial, the pros
pect 70: oountiful harvest is good.
The oat crop has been poor. In due
tirpe-six o'clock--ariiVed at the city,
not BY the sea, but under the brow of
the mountain known as Paris-a consid.
erable hill. Everybody who has ever
been to Greenville has had something to
say or write about its charming features,
therefore We will only say that it has q
SPLENDID HoTEL-the Mansion House
well kept in every respect, by its gentle
manly and efficient host, j. L. Southern.
We were pleasantly and agreeably sur
prised at finding house so admirably
appointed in every essential, for it is
grateful to the feelings of the tired trsv.
eller 20 fall into q good place as this
house certainly is. Sat out under the
porch after supper, thought the irrepres.
sible
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4 CONSIDERABLY FRIGHT

some where in tho neighborhood Of
IIonca Path; something snapped under
Meath our couch; it had a peculiarly
ugly sound. Dr. D. B. NJ, sitting close
By, said the sound was similar 70 that
which preceded the great smash near
Columbia, last Fall year ago. It made
some one beside him very nervous. AS
our coach did not telescope that in front,
jump of, turn ever or smash Into iatin!t
essinal fragments Immediately, our hearts
dropped back from oar mouths, and We
felt easy. Found out afterwards from
Conductor Brazealie that q rail had snap
ped. We found out also, that night in
Greenville, that Conductor B. is very
pleasant and agreeable companion to
while away the hours between supper
and bedtime with.
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pps7Ts Astral oT1.-3fore accidents

PRATTS ASTRAL OIL.-More accidents oc-
cur from using unsafe oils, than from steamboats,
and railroads combined. Over 10000 families
continue to burn Pratt's Astral Oil, and no acci-
dents directly or indirectly have occurred from
burning. storing or handling it. Oil House OF
Chas. Pratt, Established lT1u. New YorE
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-03
Editorial Correspondence.

Ci!1cx SrE1NGs, GgEsxvILLE Co., S. 1.
ns.H NEaprE --Th,se of YOU who
know hat bad health has once aenia
caused Us 10 leave he post oi duty, are
no doubt expecting some eommunica.
ton, ard had He anything Of interest to
jot down we would commence this letter
with more pleasure than we do. Wheth-
er or no, however, something must be
SAID, if only to inform the othe: portion
Of the llerald's readers who have not
been informed Of the SEX .nan's depar-
tu.e. We lei: Ne" berry iast Tuesday
in good company, sonc on .hs way to
Due West Commencement, seine bound
for Walhslla &c attend the Commence
r,ent Exercises there, and others bound
for the mountsins. The trip vas pleas
ant, rendered SO by good company, mod
crate temperature in weather and de-
lightful showers Of rain, several OF which
We passed through, and with the nope
uppesmost in mitd that q refreshing
season would vi$i. the thirsty land in
and around our own Newbcrry. Met
THE REV. 5. LANDER,
the aniable, accomplished aud efficient
proprietor and President Of WILLIAMSON
Female College, at the depot of William
ston. lie was just parting from charming
young miSs,a pupil on her way home after
| eZamiration-the sight was pleasant, the
act graceful, the ycang lady pretty, and
the Pres:den, locked happy and satisfied.
Williamson Female College has = dc
servediy fine reputation, and its PreSi'
den, is one Of the best precepto-s IN the
| country. The climate there is delight.
! fui, the water mineral, and the place al
! together picture of beauty, indicative
OF health. Had
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he would DC SlOt Df men StItlcneu ii: the
woods for tic purpose. The file being :c-ar-
ranged as before, with Smith being forced 70
lead, the night being dark, and the foliage
Of the OAKS being dense, they came into my
ward near the piazza, where Mr.. John j.
Barre, Mr. D. ii. Ward, Mr.. T. T. Perry and
myself were sitting, lmy wife was in her
room Mt the point of death, having been
quite i'll for some time, y and they shouted to
our surprise, shoot every damned rascal that
comes out of the house. Shoot. shoot, did
not know what it meant. Robbers, Lowry s
band, everything fitted across IT,. brsiu.
The shouting. shooting, all, oil, what does
this mean? / advanced to meet them 81 the
steps, Perry was With me, Barre and Ward
jumped into the yard; Barre received Sc
we're wound; severs! attempts were made to
shoot Ward but failed. The alarm 10 my
wife was so sudden, and when Barre said, Il
am shot," she thought It was the voice Of
our eldest son, and became go frightened that
her recovery is now hopeless. As soon as l
could, 8Searsa!pea what was the matter.
Aaloney said that be had warrant for
Ward whom he had failed to arrest. What
Ward was charged with he did not make
Known. Said be he'd warrant for Perry,
Perry said, eff you have I am ready to GO
With you." Bat he, Malcney, apologized 70
1ssss, ossi9 "he vas vcEy sorry that he got
shot, but hass @+,S,FFaas @+SFaras for yol, although
il i OF little importance, setas .Istt tss 8
charge against you; you can stay hs.e With
~. 5Iease aud repos: 70 me. if you get vel.
81 ycss aee9senisnee. told my sen to go
quickly foS 2 PqySe3f4a that Barre would
bleed to death. as 30 stsrteS qS . "pisssE;cs"
dSes ssgD % him Sitb q pis;A sa5las, IF
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4 4EAUTlFUL WHITE, soft. $,

clear skin is produced by using G. W. Laird's
'Blnom of Youth It removes tan. freckles
sunburns. and al other discolora tions from the
skin, leaving the complexion brilliant and beau
tiiul. Sold 4: al druggists. This preparation
is entirey free from any material detrimental TO
health.
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MTEs Of THE DAY.

An English physician has been vaccinst>
cd AT times to prove to objec.iug people
that there was no danger 10 it.
The Superintendent of the public schools
at Atlanta, Ca, has received $4,000 of the
Peabody fund.
Joliet, Ill.,, wants fifteen hundred men for
the qusrrles and rolling mills ss soon a,
spring 10 able to get wiuter ont Of her lap.
A lead and mining eomyauy has been Or
ganizsd at Lowell, Chreokee county, Kas.,
for the purpose Of operating In lead and
other minerals.
Capt ]. G. Cox, formerly Chief Clerk o
the Department Of the interior, in Washing
ton, died ut bis home .in Quincy, ILL.,, las
StAfudsy evening.
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The chaplain of q msn.of-war in New
London barbor recently had some friends on
board who were listening to the band. A
familiar tune was struck up, the name Of
which none could remember. The chaplain
sent sailor to the band leader to inquire,
and be 5000 returned, saying, 'Is is, Give
US no goddess chaplain" Subsequent in
quiry proved that il was, "Give US no gaudy
choples"
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o. THAT WERE BEAUTIFUL! is the un-
spoken wish Of thousands of women to whom
nature has denied the charm Of q pure,
fresh transparent complexion. To CRAFTY
this wish Ha0au's Magnolia Balm was ida
troduced. The cosmetics Of the day had
been pronounced poisonous BY the most dis
tinguished chemists. and It was also found
that their ultimate effect was to witber the
skin as we'll % TO paralize the external
nerves. The ladies hailed with delight the
advent of healthful, hebal asd floral prep.
aratiou capable of imparting 10 their faces
neck and arms porcelain smoothness and
a tinge like that Of the finest oriental pesrl
They soon discovered that It was . ''new
thing under the suu," iaoomparab'e and no.
approohable. Upqnestionabiy the Magnolia
Balm has beea the great success Of the
present century.
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1872-04-10

They are growing their own poets out 10
Colorado, or ssem at least to have entered
upon this field, Of cullivatiet. As yet, the
product seems imperfect imagination large
Iy developed, with some deficiency in the
sphere Of accuracy. or perhaps We shoald
soy sobriety of statement Eere is o
specimen:
Is it where the cabbage grow so fast,
That they burst With u noise like the tbun.
der's blast?
Is It where through the deep rich mellow
Tbe ceets grow down as If boring for oil:
Is 1t where the turnips ore 80 hard to beat,
Aud the cattle grow fat on nothing to cal. ?
ls 1t where each irrigating sInice,
Is fed on watermelon juice!
10 it where the Eaters Of monstro1s size,
Sport like Argus their huudred eyes?
ls 1t where the beautiful speckled trout
Jump into the pan with their insides OUT?
Where they 6sh themselves, not await TO be
booked,
But come to the table ready cooked:
Is it where everything grows to such q
mOnstrous size,
That the biggest stories appear like lies?
Tell me, 10 short, would like to know,
Is thiSwopdrous land called COLORADO?
{sNSX99re right, old boy it is!
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