The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-02-29

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maf8aer uAo va reaegilr hsagvl
tat8 hls a,ieuaue minister Ifi bal o.
tsd 8 mneh attention before being pui
"a ,sissu a. hsse since ! shpud never
hssc been hfff
AQaaksf sdtlee s9h s VA ga his we'd
dag aay wlea tiee vent oonrting !
iold ilce 10 krsp tbY eye opens nos
tlsst ti.ou ait msnie1 teH thee 30 keep
unn ialf shut
u3 l5dy Is her uicts Good araeious,
Matilda, ia, i osd NY teeth ar 81
iualy ghMsefing Lowing niece We'll
don't Go them sliAiler q much. ~ they
may tell where you bought en-
4 yoaag aaacisb, remarkable ior BIS
neJe,ty aud sincerity on be drst AZ
gaarauoe before TIE public, fudipg that
IT, a0uid nos give "a lrills effectively, as
cared t.e Audience, bi WAY Of apology
tha, hs uemb}ea y lhai De eould nos
shake
A Poushkeepslc df goods clerk Jas
summer saved flnm drowning th5 COOK Of
: canal boat Recent, ~ received a Dot
ieg Gom tAe father ofthe giel, stating
sc saved ale ga. she yourn. Strange to
say, e don't -ec n u being leap year
we don't see bow toe chap can back oul
4 lads who refused 10 give, after hear
iug 4 charity sermon had bee pocket
picked d she was leaving church. On
masking thc discovery .he said Tho par
son could 30, Gud tie way o my pocket.
hul lhe devil did
Kansas papers COW obituary says
There Is uol farm wagon in The country I
she has not stolen something ont Of: not 4
o gate IL town sho has not opened; and .
tie stones that have been thrown AZ her
would make Eve miles Of turnpike
Dr Guthrie Ia a recent address, told +
very suggestive story 70 this effect: A
friend Of bis questioning little boy, said, I
when your father aud mother forsakc
YOU, Johnny, % you know who viii take .
you apy Yes, SIR Aud who. said the
friend. The police, was Jobnny's an
swer
A minister At a eolorcd wedding re-
ccntly thought be would give humorous
turn 10 the close Of the morriage By max
Ing The gallant remark On such occa-
sions il is customary to Kiss the bride,
but II this case wewill omit H. To which
the bridegroom pertincntly replied On
snch occasions Il Is customary to pay the
minister so. but Ii this case we viii omit
a.
Fisk used to ten about bis first mis-
take in life. lie said
When was alittle boy on the Vermont
farm, my father took me up to the stable
one day, where a row Of cows stood IN
Tie stable, said he 10 me-
James, the stable window Is pretty
high fora boy, bat do You think you could
take Ills shovel and clean ont the stable.
don't know, Pop, said James, never
have done Il.
Wei, my boy, ifyou'tl do Il ibis morn
lag IN give you bright silver dollar,
said his father, pattIng him on the head,
while he held tho dollar before bis eyes.
Good said James, IN try, and away he
went to work
lie tugged, and pulled, and finally IL
was done, and his father gave him the
dollar, saying
That's right, james, you did It splon-
didly and now find YOU can do it so
nicely, shall have you do 4 every morn.
long al winter,
4 genuine bully called upon Friend,
ayowelly 10 thrash him.
Friend demonstrated the Quaker. knock
lng aside his VISITORS lists. before thou
procee,lcst % cbas'ise me, take sotne din.
uer
The bully wa, glultou, aud At once
consented, washing down the solid. viii
libaiions Of slroug ale. he fu,e ~ again
10 laitil bis original errand.
Friend, said the Quaker wilt thou not
first take some punchs And lie supplied
abundance Of punch
The bully, now staggering, attempted
to thrash his entertainer; but, quotlt the
Quaker
Friend, wilt thou not take pipcY
This hosptable oticr was now accented
and The bnlly utterly weak, staggered
across the room 10 elasiise tic Quaker
Tie latter, opening the door, and pulling
linn toward I, thus addressed him
Friend, ihou eAmeat horc NOT 10 be pac.
flied gave lliee = meat offering bat Inst
did noi assnage thy rage. gave ti,ce
dHpk-ofcrr9 aiI lhou vert beside thr.
selt ! gave thee bnrutoilcrus ueitll.
& did that suffice WOW viii L., .bee
with heave Offering Aul with chat IA
tossed him out q losr.. THAI sntleol j
him.
fhls i l'cy Dc Edward llalcs stor,
\ nian bad sold himself 10 the devil. who
was 70 posscss him Il 4 certain Time. as.
ie's o. could PROFOUND a question 10 IT,
salatie majesty which he conld sos an.