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Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
Ready made Clothing cheaper than
the cheapest at Jos. Woerner's.

MI. Morris says he "has long known
hat we accepted every opportunity
to make a thrust at religion and relig-
ious men, and at morality in general"
all of which is a lie. IF there is any
thing on earth, or in the waters under
the earth, that we utterly despise and
contemn, it is the canting, shifting,
snuf1ing hypocrite, who is meddling
more with his neighbours business
than heavenly affairs !; who is running
after strange gods instead of worship
ping his Saviour; who has an idea
that no one in all his section is as good
as himself; whose heart instead of
being filled with pure love and holy
affection for things eternal is packed
full of strange devices, worldly idios-
yncracfes, cowardly inuendoes, selfish
aims and Jumps of unregenerated hu-
mainly not in accordance with his
professions. That is the kind of reli-
gion and religious men we have no
respect for and consider it our duty to
switch their legs and upset their bas-
kets whenever we find them gathering
fruit they were not sent for. For the
truly good mantle honest and sin
cere christian-be his belief what it
may-we have the profoundest re-
spect-we honor and reverence him.
If what we say about religion and
religious men, is false, why, then, dear
brother Morris, SO much the more to
their glory, so much the more to their
credit, and you should emulate the
example of Him whose teachings you
profess to follow, not caring a penny
what their enemies say about them.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

We suppose our opposition to the
county Fair being run on "moral
principles will induce the old psalm
singer of the "smut machine" to charge
us with making another thrust at Gre
ligion and religious men," and another
''fing at christianity J" Oh my! What
trouble these H"pious" people have to
persuade others to live according to
their notions? Never mind, old "rou-
tine" you will be rewarded with a
good "warm place" in the next world,
while some of us poor heathens will
be left out in the coldl
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

We would respectfully enquire of
old i'fec bills in gross" the editor of
the Register, what our private char
acter has to do with Johnson's quail
fications for Sheriff? If it is such stuff
the sanctimonious "routine" desires
ventilated, we are ready. We have
communications OH hand, telling what
HE done several years ago, received
when he was denouncing whisky sell
lefs as worse than thieves, forgers and
murderers, that will satisfy the public
on that score. So toot your horn,
Bro. "little inaccuracies"
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
Immense stock of Paper Collars at
Jos. Woerner's. =

When the sanctified and christian ed
itor of h Eaton "Register' is driven
to ridicule the Affections of a candidate
as argument in favor of the s'forlorn
hope" of another who has publicly adj
+mittea he-hus violate his Official obliga-
tons; to attack our private character
and publish a malicious LIE, to advance
the prospects of a Hin.stet of the Gospel
for an office he has not a single business
qualification to fill, and is only the cal
didate of a particular religious denomi-
nation, his cause must be Desperate
some moral honesty about you.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
Obituary,

With feelings of anguish we an
nounce the demise of the Eaton DEM
ocRAT. That great orator, and splen-
did representative of the money bags
of Montgomery county, Gunckel, ut
terly and totally demolished us at
Winchester. Cruel Shark! virtuous
lender of the money of the Soldiers
Homo at two per cent q month, why
did you 90 and do thusly?
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
inaccuracies"

A little "~inaccuracy" or a 'routine
fault" has occurred with the Radical
Treasurer of Springfield, Ohio, to the
tune of 100000! When these things
occur in q Democratic county the ed
itor of the Register calls it FRAUD-in
a Republican it is only a "routine
fault" or inaccuracies !"
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
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For in regard to Time Tables. rates,
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BJ No trouble to answer questions.
March %. 4S12-yrl.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Col. Foster flung across Main street
on Tuesday morning last, a splendid
large flag, with the name Of Hon. j.
j. WINANs, 'The Peoples Candidate
for Congress- emblazoned upon it.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
The Register and VIM. D. Quinn,

O44N - 49,
The "Register of last week devoted
a half column of its valuable co space
to a discussion of the relative claims
of QUINN and Morrow to the suffra-
ges of the people of Preble county for
the Office of Clerk. The argument
used against Mr.. Quinn, is one, not in
keeping with that high christian char
acter attributed, by himself, to I. S.
Norris. It is that Mr.. @. is so afiict-
ed with rheumatism as to render him
incapable of discharging the duties of
the office-and then, this christian 90
editor says: "He sits in his easy chair
in his comfortable home, and nurses
his rheumatic hands and feet, as he
Shame, Isaac, is that the way to LIE
about an afflicted fellow being? Do
you not know that every day of his
life, Billy Quinn is exerting those
rheumatic hands and feet" to the ut
most, in order, as far as possible, to
remunerate that brother for his board
and clothing? Ofcourse you do; but
you have not the manhood to tell the
truth. 1t is true as the Register"
says, that Mr.. Morrow's Inaccuracies
are well understood" He explained
them himself in a card in this ID
last week, by pleading guilty, and at
tempting to throw the blame OH Hiram
Shank, now dead and gone. Who got
the benefit of these o~ver-charges,
Shank or Morrow?
The rheumatic" argument will not
win against these Fsinaccuracies" which
The Register calls "routine faults" "a
new name for "over-charge."O. We
fear these FAULTS have extended pref
ty well around the circle of Court
House offices and are therefore aptly
called by u neighbor, "RoUTINE
FAULTs" We support Billy Quinn
because he is honest and capable, and
not because lac is afflicted, or is in need
of charity-whilst the Register sup
ports Morrow and his .inaccuracies'
and his "routine faults" becaHse the
"Ring" has said he must be support
ed. That's the difference.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
The individual WHO entered our Of

The individual WHO entered our Of
flee on last Saturday and p%urloined
from a table the blank book contain
ing the inaccuracies" of the Clerk,
is informed that his larceny will not
prevent their publication when the
time arrives. a duplicate of every
case is in II possession, and we be-
lieve Messrs. Hubbard & Freeman,
have also one! BAIL
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Look out for paid Grant agents with a
good amount of CAB and a few scattering
brains, ostensibly representing some
Peter Funk Life Insurance Company or
Agent for an imaginary Sewing Ma
chine. They are generally silenced par
sons or broker down politicians.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

The editor of "routine faults" says
that Delorama's highest ambition was
to become a model Clerk of the Court
of Common Pleas. The record shows
that he modelled after Tweed and
Connolly, but under the infallible and
gifted tuition of Morris he is peace
fully and slowly receiving the gift of
sanctificafioH.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Whoever suggested to "fees in
gross" of the Register, the idea of our
writing the anonymous letter receiv-
ed, OF having it written, is as much of
an ass as the editor himself for pub
fishing the suggestion. We think the
authorship of it will eventually leak
out. and then the nfun" will come in.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
All the latest styles Stiff & Soft
Hats at Jos. Woerner's.

The Court House representatives of
'routine faults" having learned their
little lessons from the great two per
cent a month of Dayton, pronounce
the Grealey movement a failure. IF
so, what in the ID are you making
such a fuss about? Where the neces-
sity of old money bags depositing SO
many Greehbacks in such virtuous
hands.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

We heard a good Republican remark,
after reauing the I" Register of last
week, that he would not want a better
electioneering document against their
own candidates than a copy of that pa
per to read to the voters.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
Louisville Contention.

All that is necessary to say a.
bout this Grant bantling is, that
it was a complete fzzle and adj
jourhed without making a nomi-
nation.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
$500 900

gW- 500 600 Bottles of Green's August
Flower has been sold in this State in
three months. We only ask you to go
to the drug store of J. II. Rohrer Cam
den and get a Bottle FIRE OF CHARGE or
a regular size at rs cts. Every Bottle
warranted to cure dyspepsia or Liver
Complaint, S~ickheadache, Costiveness,
Heartburn, Waterbrash, Sour Stomach,
Indigestion, Impure Blood, and all dis
ease caused by ImpureBlood, or derang-
ed Stomach and Ii
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

A Greeley soldier calls our attention
to a remark made by "fee bill in gross
that no "good soldier would vote for
Greeley" He thinks that remark
with a bad grace from an office
that had so many able bodied men in
it during the war, and never furnish
ed q recruit! Jes so.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Old inaccuracies" is opposed to
roasting peanuts, pitching quoits OF
drinking beer on Sunday. Isaac is
evidently sanctified.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Does Gunckel propose to pay the
people of Preble the little ':inaccura-
cies" made by the "routine" county
officers?
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Morris is a "Routiner'' himself. H
lies six days in the week and 'tro utines'
prayer on the seventh!
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
MA r 6.

In Eaton, Sept. 9TH, by B. F. Larsh,
J. z. THoRNroN RECTOR to Miss RACHEL
BROWN.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
October Election.

EDITOR OF DENOMINATIONS announce
the name of JOHN TOWNSEND, as an Independ-
ent Candidate for Shel 1T, at the next October
election. MANY VOTERS
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

DIT OF DEMOCRAT-Please announce
the name of Capt. ED. COTT1NGHAM as an In
Preble county, az the ensuing October Election,
and Oblige MANY VOTERS
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

EDITOR DEMOCRAT Please announce the
name of ROBERT BONER, as an Independent
Candidate for Comfy Coroner, at the next October
election. MANY VOTERS.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

ED. OF DEMOCRAT-Plcase announce the name
of ID. c. REESE, as an Independent candidate for
sheriff of Prebie county, at the ensuing October
Election. MANY VOTERS.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Fall style Silk Hat, at Jos. woer1rcr's
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

To the Editor of the Eaton Democrat
You will please announce to the people of Preble
county that d. QUINN will be an In
dependent candidate before them at the October
election. 1872, for Clerk of said county, who will be
supported by lis MANY FRIENDS.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12

Greeley Hat at Jos. Woerner's.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
RAILRoAD4TFMEE 3
Gincin. Eaton & Richmond r. r.
RAILWAY LINE.

Passenger Trains Will ru On this Road, leaving
the. several Stations as follows:
Upward Trims. Downward Trains.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-09-12
G DIN G N r T L.

No. arrives State Line at 9.5j p. NJ. and No. 10
at Clio A. NJ. No. 10 leaves CHICAGO Daily, except
Saturday. All other Trains start Daily, except
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

EDUCATING GIRIs.-EduCating girls for
household duties ought to be considered
rs necessary as instruction in reading,
writing and arithmetic, and quite Us uni.
vgrsa We arc In our house more than
halt OF our existence, and il is the house.
hold surroundings which affect most
largely the happiness uf misery Of dOmcs.
tic lie. lfthc wife knows how to keep
hDusc," il she has learned how 10 set u IA.
Ll /! she has learned how things ought
10 be cooked, and how beds should be
nude, how carpets should be swept, fur.
niturG should be dustcl, how the clothes
should be repaired, md knows how pur-
Chascs can be mndc 10 the best advantage,
md understands the laying in Of proyi.
sluus, how 10 make them 20 iurthcst and
last longest; il she appreciates the I'M.
pOrllnCc OF system, order, tidinCss and
the quiet management Of children and
servants, then she knows how to make II
little heaven at hyme-hOw 10 win her
children from the street; how to keep her
husband from the CluD house, the gaming
table and the wine cup Such u family
VIII be trained 70 social responsibility; to
business success and 10 efficiency and use.
tulncss in whatever position may be allot.
ted TO them. 1t may bc safe To say that
not UnC girl in ten in our large towns and
cities enters into married HE who has
learned 10 bake Loaf Of bread, 10 purchase
roast, 70 dust u painting, 10 sweep u car.
pet or TO cut, lit and make her own dress
How much the perfect knowledge Of
these things bears upon the thrift, comfort
and health OF families may be COnjeClur.
cd, but not calculated by figures. 1t
would be IN mmcasumblG advantage to
make beginning by attaching n kitchen
TO every girls school in the nation, and
have lessons given daily in the prepare.
ton Of all the ordinary articles of food
and drink for the table, and how TO pur.
chase them in the market to the best nd
vantage, with the result Of u large saving
OF money, an increase Of comfort and
higher health in every family in the land.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

TIE DEATH RATE As AFFECTED by
CHEAT NATIONAL DIsTCRBANCEs.-.Grcat
wars or other national commissions are
followed by an increase in the rate of sud.
den, violent and unnatural deaths. Oliver
Wendell Holmes. soon after the outbreak
OF our own civil war, predicted that deaths
from hcart.di.CasC would, for many years,
exceed their old proportion in the total
mortality; and the result has verified his
prophecy, which indeed was based on IL
familiar medical experience. We incline
to think that careful statistics would show
Il like increase in deaths from violence and
from scli.dcstruCtiOn. The fact is well
altested, 50 far as concerns suicides, which
in France, during the past year, have
caused . death record unprecedented and
pFodigious. y calculation made for Paris
alone shows the almost incredible result
OF i III suicides in 1871. A detailed elias.
siiicaliOn usCribcs the larger number,
1871, AS might be expected, TO dcrange-
mcnt Of the brain. Next come $50 sui.
cidcS IRON physical suiEerinCs"-the
strongest temptation, one would think, to
defy tho cannon 'gainst sclt.slaughtcr,"
but one more prevalent in France than in
our land, We judge, Disappointed love
caused FOL suicides; family Quarrels arc
credited with jl2; extreme dcstitutiOn
with 3S3; fear Of punishment with %;
while de!irium tremens, resulting from
the excessive use Of absinthe, drove no
less than 239 victims to voluntary death.
Looking at this last fact, We may apprr.
ciatc that mot Of Trclat, who, contrasting
the two stimulants, brandy and absln,hc,
declared that ifthC one was T eau de RE
the other was ! CARTE mart. France, like
the Rome TO which she loves to compare
herself, has always been prolific Of sui,
clirs, but the extraordinary record Of
1871 must be asCrbed in some part to the
disastrous and depressing effects of the
war--Fiom Our MoSTnlY GussIr, in the
Nverm'r R'DRjG # LiPy'ar2t', Nagl.
-'yr'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

Orr readers we are sure, will feel pain.
cd to hear that q conflict l. impending in
Idaho between the See Yups and the
Iung Wahs, and that the pulling Of q pig.
tail or the kicking over of Joss furnace
may at any moment precipitate the strife.
The See Yups, as everybody Is aware,
are numerically much the stronger, there
being twelve or fourteen hundred in the
clan, against about half that number Ct
fung Wahs. But, rs yc ancient hymn
hath it, "Thc Bartel is not to the Prpel
which Garry the Longest Guns" and the
minority, in this instance, seems 10 have
the advantage in several ways. First,
they keep all the stores in the settlements
aud sell all the opium; second, they have
the most skillful ratcatchers; third, they
possess monopoly Of gongs and tin pans,
which everybody knows are efficient in.
struments in Celestial warfare With
these and other advantages, what arc
numbers and what can simple personal
valor hope to achieve? Let the See Yups
be wise in time.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

\ Go0D and curious wOr, Las been
done by Professor Hilgard, Of the Coast
Survcv, in connection with fixing the
centre Ui pppUMtion" in the United States
at different periods By mems OF the scv.
eraI census reports. As the "ctRtrc Of
gravity becomes Il fixed point, so docs
Professor llilctrl fix the centre of popu.
!ltion, demonstrating that it is constantly
moving further westward. In 1910 this
point was adjacent To the foot Of the Cum
bcr!and Mountains in Virginia; in 1850 it
was moved wcstwardly sixty seven miles
10 the south OF parkersburg, still in Viz
glnin; IN 1860 il has got rs Tar west, about
clgLty-twO miles, as place south Of
CniliicUlhc, Ohio not iar distant from the
boundary u Virginia and Kentucky; in
1870 II has still gone west" but not 90
rapidly rs in either OF the preceding ten
years, il having moved only iorly.livc
miles, and is now ut Wilmington, in Gin.
ton county, Ohm. The Professor dcduccs
from his very curious calculations, that in
the year 1869 tie centre Of population
will be n"Gr Bloomington, Indiana, about
loTly.li"c miles southwest Of indianapolis.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

lC ought not 10 be very hard work Tor
the Republicans 70 carry Virginia. The
Democrats are alarmed and dcmoralized,
as may be seen from the remarks Of the
Richmond Enql'r~, which says
"Thc citadel is always threatened when
the OutwOTks are carried, and there il no
Disgusting the fact that our lines have
been broken 1t the strongest and best.
Guardc! points. Virginia ought not to
he doubtful, but the truth must br faced,
and we have no hesitation in expressing
our fears. There is no doubt but We have
large majority against Grant, and that
il our people can h. brought 10 the polls,
We shall carry the State; but right there
iirs the difficulty. VIII they come out, or
rather can We induce them 10 come out ?
We must impress upon our people the
great truth that though the Presidential
contest may be lost, We have still our
Congressman to elect, and to do this
every man wc ran muster must be
brought 10 the polls"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

WHEH Gen. McC!cllan was beaten be-
tore Richmond, and had rctrcatcl to
Harrison, landing, he disguised or
rnugcIihc disaster by ,rlcgraphing to
Washington That he had effected n
charge Ut base This official style Of
expressing Il retreat furnished much
laughter To the South, md supplied innu.
mn:b.c witicj,m, md 62a m0h to the
ne" pIp.rs The po!i'cruphcmism for all
'n.t"ilu' displays cane 10 be- change
Of brn' I'm General rcuca'cl, il a
rogue dccNmpCd, II any one in embracing
circumstances made himself scarce"
Mt'lc,h0's worl3 came in usc-thc lugi.
tive Ind oHIy Changed his base" The
Cmrics,on Nercry Ind the following
sQuib o
"Iic'clf.or whcH rcouuGrcis kicked out Of
door.
llrurrI lCyc' resent the disrace.
Bll say, htur .ir, I'm ctrrGAlly ypnts
Fur yp.T klu.L csS Ia changing my base"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

BmDGEroHT-Thc new glass house ut
Bridgeport Is COW nearly completed. 1t
Is one Of the most complete buildings Of
the kind VIC have ever see. The enter.
prise has been pushed forward with COM.
ncnlghle energy, and we think that he.
tore the beginning If the new year the
factory will be turning ont glass The
old huildng on the cast sid" Of the street
and just beyond the creek bridge has been
removed and SIR Holloway ispu'lIDg up
a substantial brick business house which
will be quite an improvement, IN the Old
rickcty Thing so long disNguring tia,
corner -Ncliaiye independent
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

A GEORGIA colored brother thus cert,
hes to the qualifications of "grcen Jinkes'
macon Ga may the 6 1872 this is &c
seride that brother green Jinknes is q
member Of the first baptist church and u
lisOn praicher
done by the church in conference may
6 1872. rev louis POPE moderator,
Us. martin church Clerk"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

"Gcn Grant never has been defeated, and be
never will bc."-llORAUE GREELEY.
"Whilc asserting the right Of every RCpubll'
can 10 his uHtrammclcd choice Of candidate IOr
next President until nomination Is made, |
venture to suggest that Gen. Grant Will be ar
better qualified for that momcntOus trust Ia
io74 .h.n he was In 1868 "-lORACs GaEELEr,
Spstch On Oh January, ISL,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

"WnES Vi Lincoln was questioned in
rcgar! 10 some Of the wiIticisms n!Iribu.
tel 10 lin, such as Grant and the Wits.
KY &c. he laughed and said "Thc pl.
prs Wlhc ne smarter than am; have
sad none If 'hr1c things with one cxcrp
ton. Gii say, VIXEN had the smallpox,
Now irt the office seekers come, for at
last | have something can give to all ol
tMnm ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-10-28

MARTlN-At Martins Ferry, Ohio, on Sab.
path morning, October y, 1914, Mrs. MINERVA
USd year Of her age.
The funeral services will take place Tue,dly,
at 10 O'Clock The friends and relatives are
Invited to attend.