The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1872-02-02
PLAIN DEALER.

The delicate way Of expressing the
fact that lady has added to the
natural charms of her complexion.
10 to ssyt hat she is calcimined.
The coming mantle collector Of
yearly bills.
The income tax is inc ONE odious to
the people.
The book to which reference is
most frequently made nowadays-the
pocket book.
Out in Colorado, Mr. Cooper mar
risd Miss Slaves; probable result
larger loops.
New York hat.ers are advertising
tho Festive Hat--one with nice lit
tie side-pocket for brick.
Chicago has fourteen lecturers in
the field This is her gratitude for
al that has been done for her.
An old "settler'-,he old lady
who sent farmer ten cents that had
been due twenty-nine years.
A man can get along without ad-
vertising: SO can wagon without
greasiDg, but it grinds.
A sentimental chap intends to pc.
tition Congress for grant to i'm
prove the channels of affection, so
that henccforth the course Of true
love may ran smooth.
A good housewives affair are like
a motion adjourn--always in order.
A handsome woman pleases the
eye; good woman plcasss the heart.
One is a jewel, the other q treasure.
Mr.. Dadd. of Iowa, is the "dad'
Of nineteen children eight pairs and
three aces.
~ will consent to all you DESIRE"
said young lady to her lover, ION
condition that you will give what you
have not, what you never can have,
and yet what you can give" What
did she ask for? A husband.
An exchange says cit appears that
even the FIRE was insufficient to purify
the city government Of Chicago"
We thought at the time that Chi.
cago had made a fatal mistake in
burning herself up instead of her city
government.
Not all the girls are in for woman .
rights, but the majority are in for
married rites.
Senator Wilson locks up amnesty
- IAN act Of pure unmerited mercy,"
and SO votes for it. This is like
Grant turning out Tom Murphy be-
cause he was a faithful officer and an
ornament to the civil service.
A young man general y gives a
lock of his hair to his sweetheart be-
fore he marries her. After marriage
she sometimes helps herself, and
doesn't use scissors.
Traits in families are inherited,
and flirting mother will have firt-
ing daughters and self sh fathers have
selfish and hardhearted sons.
A celebrated lawyer once said the
three most troublesome clients he
ever had, young lady who wanted
to be married. married woman who
wanted = divorce. and an old man
what didn't know what she wanted.
Men and cattle are caught in the
same manner: its the lass (wh(o
does it.
A great nation standing on it's head
is not an impressive or edifying
spectacle.-N. Y. Tribune. TO see
the head of a great nation who can't
stand on his feet is worse. --Boston
Post.
A Republican paper in Louisiana
states that it's member Of Congress
''has departed for Washington city
for the purpose, it is supposed of
drawing his mileage and per diem. as
that is the only duty incumbent upon
Congressman which he could possibly
perform. s@.@4 ..-
Among the books ordered by Sen.
ator Cameron as Chairman Of the
Committee on Foreign Relations is a
copy of Byron's poems, in order that
he might study the San Juan ques-
ton.
The Louisville Courier Journal
says: The Pittsburgh Gazette has
long thing beaded: Cheap Gas for