The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-07-12
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.ae DISCOVERY OF TIE AGE
.pt.e.nre aEla'tITaDle" Hea''A'"'

=, Ton 10 cents
coffee for 8 cents ,, an
Ws ,1,,'. y, W. ,he New York Post The
more Ie''i 49,, " N belleye as much or
nsdrtiS at liberty !" U's ,'os,ooable
litle Of Itas he may hAa Ssl' ,,,.o, conse.
These reflections are t6S SsIu have lust
sataSad from, taken at The mouse S S tic.
o. or. TRO was CONSPICUOUS among .S1s d tGS GS
man ,. IN lac taug HlsbUol tliS Iat Io,,I5
etS ., r. ,oSId moi pardon nc II snou aSi
UOsunotion his name. There was , ~ s t"III
~, clsyer company at table a nud ' unrinr.
Uu a hrsSLrSst were both Iresh anusPl a.9S
M .a SsSSIet Carolina berries snotn S ,Sn
~ ,bo cram Of Jersey cows loiIo y ~. s1 ~
nsnsS sofshell crabs thai !ei5 u n l,,So w
T Ia,9S 4 lad been alive aud KICKING wI toa
,SaS,,Iro Tlt on to fry AS lot tnS I, sSs
oIJ oo6seEthey were the Joy anu uS iiHs ~
" lbs whole company. Inc a. uS GU tHo
p 9 N NV cup had an aroma tit Tor Tue
IS.tSlj Of The gods, s,,,
SiieSygnS, DoctorW cried one Of Ine :
,rests, .where did you get that MOCHA
I've YOU intimate relations with tGe
i%snm Of MusCatp ! never drank suCn
I. cup Of coffee in my HE" ana nc put
;lnWn his empty cup with q sign Oh GU
% ov@cnt. Il. .r :, ,,o
sYou likeit then, do your SAID 'nc
doctor.
alike itT answered the enthusiastic
pust, swords cannot express my appte,
Citation Of such o drink, IL IS Tue sfue
SnT,q, the foOdoi the gods"
aAnd you find the tea palataDIe con-
tlnued the doctor, turning 70 S y, A.,
1T perfect, simply perfect; was ny
rspopse; madame" to tue nostess, II
ron Were but to LIT tho liz OF your tea
Urn within the chapels OF Westminster "
Abbey, you would rouse inS guest Vi 'ne
venerable johnson himself"
IAnd vel, answered tue lazy, Simply,
uitis very cheap" Cheap said tne
Dottor-SPerish the word All Gooa
things are cheap, because priceless. Your
Mocha, sir, can be sold in our market lor
i've cents pound, packages included;
your delicate Peko' can Ie supplied IN
Ipexhatstble Quantities for ten cents a
pound p -.
at Is inppossiblcP cried everybody.
"ImpOsible-thercior true why,
gentlemen, do you know what you have
been drinking2 That coffee is simply
Kindred rye, nicely roasted; that tea IS
simply meadow hay, moved while young
and green, sun.CurCd, and cut fine by
steam straw cutters. | will show you
The original packages.
Our establishment knew no bounds. In
deed, think that incredulity rather than
establishment would bethe more fitting
word TO express our feelings. The Doc.
tor continued:
Gentlemen, l;have given you a taste
Of what l think will be one OF the great.
est discoveries, one Of the most important
inventions Of this age. Three months ago
Iwoull have said that AmeriCa-which
already produces wool, cotton, tobacco,
sugar, corn, and is going to produce wine
and oil likewlse-had secured monopoly
Of the markets Of the world, by achieving
the cheap production of tea and coffee.
These eight articles, seven OF which in
earlier times might have been properly
CaSsed among luxuries, or at least non
essentials, have become really prime ne
Cessities Of civilized society. The well.
clothed, well.educated world, with its
delicate nerves and refined stomach, car
no more dispense with its wine and oil
its tea and coffee and sugar, than it eau
dispense with bread and meat, We must
70 back 10 primitive forms of lie and
primitive habits of mind rs well as OF
body, il we think to thrive on q print.
tive diet The country that produces
everything the world needs, and produces
50 Cheaply as to defy competition, must
necessarily attract the wealth of the world
lOi Golfers.
Three months ago, say, l was sure
that the invention Of cheap tea and coffee
the real free breakfast table of our
pseudGeconomists-had been consumma-
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