The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1872-11-29
SCRAPS.

sSeuhS oeuSJ Bays Toe CleVel2n
Leader.
A Chicago poet begins an apol
irOphe To the Oceau with ''PrOdiE
iOus daInpiIess."
Anna Dickinson threatens Ne,
York With new lecture, entiIle
Things Hoped For"
! The nIos' popular visitor to th
PrinIing! Uffiee just now is the ''ms
who shuts The door,"
The Mississippi river il frozeI
over Ut Clinton, Iowa, aud the Mis-
souri, not Iar above Sioux City.
! ApoliticaI opponent mentions al
Iowa paper as "being printed on i
CHEESE press, with shoe pegs fol
type"
A Chicago dry goods dealer sd
vertises: The uOst aIsruIiug sac
ritice since the day OF Abraham aud
Isaac"
The Boston csr-drivers complain
that old ladies punch them la theil
backs With parasOls Wheu they
want tue Car stopped. ...-
A Florida exchange regrets- that
Its space 10 SO taken up that it Is
compelled TO omit all telegraphic a.
well rs other news"
The attention of newspaper start.
ers il called to CordoVs, spain, a
large city, which Is without Q news.
psper. Where's the Perrys.
p
A Western paper, with peculiar
standards OF value, says that pUts-
toes are one cigar and q drink OF
whisky per bushel At Davenport.
We understand that distinguish
ed editor living in u Hudson river
city is about purchasing u bug gle foI
the purpose at getting up military
notes."
Wealthy PhiladeIphianS propose
Testimonial fund oI S1OO,UUO 40
be subscribed as au acknvW IL dye.
uIeut OF the services of General
Meade. .-- t-. g.
According to the reports of per-
sons iust returAed,f from Europe, Mr..
Sumnef's heaII6 has been impair ed,
rather Than improved BY his Euro
pesn trip.
Missouri Republicans express
themselves in tator OF the appoint
Inent Of ex-senator john b. Hen
deE.on 81 Secretary Ut the Treasury
in Granl's cabinet.
Matt Morgan, Frank Leslie's
wOUd-cutter, is \ very email man,
about thirty or Ihirty-fiYe years old
short aud extremely thin. TIL.
largest thug about him IL his nose.
Heat 81 pnoth did rchud1t chpoItp
0aat!ttTp an dHutk sprtHqy cpkCtOpJ
80. ATchQtt-wIucn Is Weicn Iol
''Pieare cali" &C." appears as y
per.
BrigadIer General Cook, in .com-
mand OF the Department Oi tht
Lakes. has been ia service furty.fve
!ea's, and. being now sixty III q
yeHrs of age, will soon be retired,
IL 10 said. ..., ....
A company started in Middle
toH u for the manufacture of odOr-
less rubber goods is rapidly ap
prOaching bankruptcy, which shO " =
how Impossible il is To make goods
without u scent.
The ancient gentleman who il
dying at regular Intervals in various
paris Of our beloved country, per-
ished last ia New Jersey. He made
his will so long ago that the man
who wr0Ie IL, the witnesses and the
heir are sill dead.
You may dig potatoes all day aud
all night, but you cannot ioQk over
the S.veFtising columns of your To-
cal paper Without hadiny the names
OF the most enterprisink men ia
your place. Aud you caunot look
them OYec without finding some
thing that you want.
The Boston Globe says: Some
of the half nItllUn sums, more or
less, W hich 90 to make up the i'm
meuse figure OF the aggregate loss.
have heen visited upon our mer-
chant princes " ho are able TO bear
ouch losses with perfect equaniml.
", and whose credit will be in NO
way impaired thereby"
Mary z. sackett, Of Liberty, No.,
has obtained = verdict OF $3.50
damages ia the ciIcuit court OF
johnson county, Mo, against jacob
Bnckley, . weil-tU.do widower OF
Hsnsas City tor breach OF promise
gf marriage. The Case brought out
some lacy evidence, and the court
room was crow ded during the Trial.
Minister Washburns - visiting
his brothers Governor Wasnburne,
OF Wisconsin,, aud Hon. w. ID.
Washburne, 81 Minneapolis, Mimi.
5one 20O prominent ciIizens of
| New York have rendered NJ.
Washourne q: complimentary din.
ner at DeiuonicO's, which will take.
place early in De, eInber. M.
Washburus viii sail tor Europe
come tiwesaext month.
We read In the Kansas Times q
mOst narrowing description OF the
suicide OF q young lady az 81.
Joseph, No. Il would have moved
4 uS TO EdInlraliIn OF the descriptive
powers of che ksuaas Times il We
hadn't read the same article, almost
word for WOId, ia an Eng lish jour
nal, describing the suicide Uf &
British blonde, about four weeks
AN. 7. Commercial Adver.
tiser.
A Colorado man makes this ter.
Tibie snggesIiOn To = scientific Jour.
nal: why not have . whole city
furnished simultaneously with thu
latest telegrspbic news upon IA,
instant 81 its arrival by means OF I
steam whistle or " hisIiee, or q ri
4 gantic speaking machine, instead o
waiting Tor IL I'd go ahrOugh tn,
IediouS process Uf type setting
printing, folding, and distribution
/ by the carrier 2"
1 THuELow W4En.-The Albsn'
Journal speaks Of the veteran poll
Iicisn, T. w. GFeeiey's na.urs
enemy, ss foiiows:
Il 10 universally conceded that n,
Republicans in she State fs more de
serving Of commentator for tn
q part he playe ed In the recent saavas
than Mr.. Weed. From she open
ing OF The campaign to its close hi
ADVICE was sought and freely given
, and his 'wis6Um and sagaeity wsr
u never more apparent.
: The illness or Mr.. GIadstoue, q
n E0glish Premier, Wss not nnexpec
J l-d by his intimste friends. he
D sixiy-three ysArs of age, aud hl
= been in public life most of the tin
o res thirty .eight gears He wi
j. Lord Of the THeascry IL 1854
j. Besides his official lebors he b,
q lWrilleu books snough~mos4 /,
i ham on recoedlss sub3ssas@so 81