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not so much to be pitied. They have not
been obliged to read the puns made on their
disease.
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

HARLEM RIVER, which forms the
northern boundary Of the island OF
Manhatten, on which New York is sit
uated, Is crossed at the northern ter
minus Of Third avenue, In that city,
by the well-known Harlem Bridge v
This means of communication Is not
sufficient 10 accommodate the growing
population, and the New York Park
Commissioners have reported resolu-
tions In favor of the Immediate con-
struction Of tunnel under Harlem
River, at the end Of Seventh avenue,
and of suspension bridge across the
river from Washington Heights to the
opposite heights in westchester coun-
ty. The tunnel, estimated to cost
81, SOC, 900, is intended TO be .. $50 feet
long, sixteen feet In height and thirty
four feet In width. aud is to be built OF
solid masonry. The top Of the arch Is
TO be seventeen feet below high water
mark. The suspension bridge, the
construction OF which was authorized
by an Act Of the New York LegiSla-
ture, passed In 1871, will be l.sOO feet
long, with a roadway l5S feet above
high water level, and about twenty
three feet higher than the High
Bridge" over which the Croton water
pipes pass.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23
Tho Neee..l,, OF . vi.i, Overcome.

Tho Necessity OF q Visit Overcome.
TO CORRESPONDENTS.
Patients residing in any part OF the STATE,
ooweyer distant, who may desire medical advice
on their respective casos, and who think proper
10 submit written statement OF ruch In prefer.
encc to holding peronal interview, arc assured
that their communications will be held most
| sacred, and the cure guaranteed.
All letters must be addressed TO the corre'
spending physician, thus:
BENZ. F. JoSsELYN, N. D..
fBox fa5l 61S Sacramento street.
Between Montgomery and kearny.
60, era San Francisco, Cal.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

~ declare" said an old lady, re-
yerting to the promise made on her
marriage day by her liege lord, Il
shall never forget when Obadiah pu!
the nuptial ring OH my finger, and
said, With my worldly goods | thee
endow.' lie used to keep a dry goods
store then, and thought he was going
to give ME the whole there was III it.
l was young and simple then, and did
not know till afterward that It meant
one calico gown year"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

A DISTINGUISHED minister Of the
gospel Of California, but now resi-
dent OF an Eastern city, was frequent
ly heard to remark, while a youth at
college, that he would never marry
woman who had "loved another man."
that he wanted "the first warm gush
of yoman's love-" He married .
widow with two "sets" Of children.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

IS q Court 4 man who was called
upon to appear rs witness could not
be found. On the judge asking where
lie was. an elderly gentleman rose up,
and with much emphasis said: Your
Honor, he's gone" Gone, gone, y
said the judge, "whcre is he gone ?"
THAT | cau.v, inform you," replied
the communicative gentleman, "Dut
he's dead" This Is considered the
most guarded answer on record.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

MASSACHUSETTS has long been In the
habit OF Lifting up its voice with its
hands over the sad state Of matrimo-
NAL affairs in Indiana and Illinois, but
1t now leaks out that Newburyport
thinks nothing strange Of young wo-
mans marrying three husbands before
her twentieth birthday. II this sort Of
thing happens often, it explains why
Two thirds Of the Massachusetts, women
cau get any husbands at all.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23
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one In whose secrecy the utmost confidence can
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23
WArILDA AT THE GATE.

Nadia, juat Jon mind them hens, !.
And shoe EN- out away from here;
They're scratching all the garden up
Why. Tudy'S goue-wa al, wa'al that's queer
She Amt contrary - = rule,
: And ren'Ay obeys my will
But though abe heard me, on abe put
Why, there's Lorenzo PetrnEill!
he met her. and she's stopped to talk ID
Them hens will eat up everything
He's wanting her TO take walk
Wa'al, Il is nice TO walk In Spring,
He's took her hand-eome, that wont DO
she seems to stand uncommon stin;
I'd better let them know I'm round
Good evening, Mr.. Pettingil
He don't mind mott ain't no use
All wa,al, my time has been and gone;
Bat then, I'd really no idee
How Tidy WAS getting on.
These gals grow up, and pretty soon
They lay us old onoe on The shsif.
Lorenzo Il d smart young man zre
guess III tend them hens myself
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

IL,
This CELEBRATED INSTITUTE HAS
/ enIoyed on this coast an uninterrupted sue-
cess Of eighteen year,, and has become one OF
the renowned Hospitals OF the age; "hat me
no less renowned establishment OF Ricord ID to
Parir. this Institute has become TO the Pacific
Coast. Tho thousands annually received and
cured at this place is in point OF number OF pa:
ticnts among the very 6rst Of the world, and
the success Of Its treatment ranKsit SECOND 70
none. goo r'
seminal Weakness or SpermatorrhGa.
The Young man who experiences that growing
weakness In his muscular aud mental organiEa-
tion, should stop to consider whence II arises.
He will ind IN the weakness OF tho back, trcmD'
ling OF the limbs, disordcrcd digestion. unac-
countablc falling OF tho powers Of the mind, !,
dIstastc for society, dread OF impending trouble,
Eorebodings Of evil. sleeplessness. troubled and
lascIyious dreams, growing deafness. loss
muscular power, and numerous other fymptoms
of DISCRIMINATION. the positive traces OF thht
most terrible and destructive OF AZ dlseases'
Seminal Weakness wasting away his powers,
destroying his hopes OF life and manhood, ana
dragging him along the broken path OF his eI
istence toward premature and ioathsome grare
To him who finds his life dribbling ont In the
discharge OF the vital principle OF existence IN
sation OF its appearance brings NO assurance Of
Marriage, that holy ONCE, that safeguard and
hope of manhood, brlngr to such one no hope
of cure, but adds 10 his misery In the knowledge
that the one who looks to him for SO much Of
her happiness, Is victim TO his evil. and an In.
noccnt companion to his punishment he adds
to hia misery and disorder until hope leaves
him. There Is no rescue except in proper and
ekillnll treatment. Those who have become the
victims Of solitary vices, that dreadful, fasci.
mating and destructive habit, which hlls thou
sands OF slck rooms with psralytlcs and con-
sumptiyes, and hundreds Of untimeiJ graves
with lts misguided victims, should consult with.
ont moments delay, one who Will sympathiie
With their suiIerings. To such the Doctor would
especially address himself, giving to each and ali
Assurance Of q PERFECT and PERMANENT
CURE, without hindrance to business, change
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1872-08-23

YrAvr OPENED AN OFFICE IN MAY.
HNARb's Building, Main street, Gold Hill,
nsteSes nsa S to or from all parts Of the world.
iTSS Inn - A. d P. T. CO.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13

\ shoemaker lived at Naticl1 town,
y shoemaker rather stylish, man;
He changed his name and he laid his last
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13

MOTToEs FoR TIE GRANTITES.-W
commend the following statement of poIit
Icai Facts to the attention Of the republican
party for use during the present campaign:
1t was William Lloyd Garrison who de-
cIared the constitution a covenant with
he'll
1t was General Grant who threatened n
take his regiment over to the rebels if sla-
very was inteIfered with.
1t was John A. !. CrcssveU WHO urocd
Maryland to scccdc from the Urion in l,.o, 3.
1t WAS John y. Logan who Tecr7litedfiftv
0nc men IN Illinois for Beauregard's army.
1t was Judge Settle, president of lie
Grant convention, who was kicked out cf
the rebel army for robbing sick soldiers Of
hospital stores.
II WAS the Presidents : father who cot n
permit from his son to steal cotton during
the war
lt was Senator Morton who spoke of
Germans as the Dutchmen who are ONLY
tit To eat cabbage and drink beer
1t was Henry Wilson who took a solemn
oath never to vote for a Catholic or a for
cigncr.
1t was Governor Noyes. Of Ohio. VIII,
S@id that the republican, party can gc5
along without ths wLiskey drinking Irish -
It was Mrs. General Grant who received
a 80, eco check for the governments"
share in Black Friday.
1t was nglcsby, of Illinois. who declared
that ''hc hoped for a law to s,vcep the
Dutch and Irish out Of America"
1t vas Henry Ward BcCcler who stated
that ''Grant knew more about horses than
craftsmanship
1t was Wendell Phillips who wrote from
Gaicna that Grant is owing several old
whiskey bills here
1t was Ben. Butler who said Ycar AGO
''Grjnt haSu { The soul of a doc
1t was Lach Chandler who stated To C,as
y. Dana that we never had such an igno-
ramus IN the White House"
1t was ii"bcSon who paid a claim Of 80
ooo over law made on purpose To prevent
it.
1t was Bullock, a Grant governor, who
stole millions of dollars
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NUMBER 30

l"'Ied the ears of Zach Chandler. Tho
oleakfast table was a scene of earnest ard
anXlouS hospitality endeavoring to q .,o,,.e
the b!Inted intellests of such guests anF
1t is to this day the talk of the social c,l-
eics of Detroit. If this were to be the epic
story OF this celebrated spree, might con
unue TO ntFrrate how one of Grants COM
parnons5 one of the highest officers OF tho
army, saw the headless effigies of serarhn,
and terTapin while in Chicago, and the
hotel entertained unaware multitude Of
able bodied 'Jimiams In the history of
the United States no such caravan of ON
cial drunkenness has moved over our Ia5d
and the Silenus of the town was the man
who, with habits little echanged-onlv more
Watchcd--is 90 be again palmcd upoa
Christian nation rs - safe President.
Had the Grant newspapers shown no anx-
fety TO open this phase of morals in candi-
dates, we should not have accommodates
them upon the same head. If they want
the sty thrown open and the pio further
produced, only whistle
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13
REMEMBER, BOYS MAKE MEN.

When You see ragged urchin
Standing wistful in fine street,
With worn hat and kneeless trousers,
Dirty face and bare red feet,
Pass not by the child unliectIiug-
Smile upon him-marl1 me-when
He's grown he II not forget it,
For, remember, Logs make men.
When the buOyant. youthful spirits
Overflow in boyish freak,
Chide your boy in gentle accents
Do rot in your anger speak:
You must SOW in youthful bosoms
Seeds OF tender mercy; then
Plants will grow and bear good fruitage
When the erring boys are men.
Have yOu never seen 4 grandsife,
With his eyes aglow with joy,
Bring to mind some act of kindness
Something said to him-a boy?
Or relate some slight or coldnesS,
With a brow all clouded, when
H said they were too thoughtleSs
To remember boys make men?
Let US try to add some pleasure
To the life of every boy,
For each child needs tender interest
In its sorrow and its Joy:
Call Ottr boys home by its brightness
They avoid Il gloomy den,
And seek for comfort elsewhere
And remember, boys make men.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13
now WILSON WENT FOR rHE IRIsunAy.

y shoemaker lived at NaticI town,
y shoemaker rather stylish, man;
he changed his name and he laid his last
down,
And whew how ne hated an IrishInan.
CHoRUs-
oh the Native American lantern man
The b1g Bohoo of the Know Nothing Khan;
The temperance Prating, Irish-bcrating
Forelgner-hating Ku-Klux man.
Says Henry, says he, I'm Jerry no more,
ii 90 into the church and be quirish man.
L want to be rich, ami don't like to bc poor,
And I'll make it all Oft the Irishfnans
CHoRUs-Oh! the Native American lantern
man, &c.
And the Pope and whiskey, quoth Henry,
too.
Will make Christian Il swinish man;
And i IL go for them with n halubulloo,
And pack il ali on the Irishman.
CHoRUs-Oh the Native American lantern
man, &c.
So Henry he went to the Know-N othings
then,
And took the oath of that Ku- KIux Khan;
That horrible oath OF the horrible den,
Against equal rights and the Irishman-
CHoEUs-Oh the Native American lantern
man, sc.
And Henry has prospered and grown quite
He rides in his coach very stylish. man;
lie has gathered his honors and made them
On the European and Irishman
CHoRUs-
oh the Native American lantern man,
The big BuhoO uf the I[now-Sothing * Ian:
The cmpcrauce-pratiug, IriSh-beratiuE
Forclgner-hatIng ku-KiuN man.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13

a GOOD JOKE on 4 METHODIST BTsHCP
In our exchanges we note a revival of
an old Joe Miller that tells Of 4 tron-
bone-playej' returning late ct night from
supper and very drunk. who ,nistou!< the
believing Of q bull for the notes Of a rival
performer, aud, challenging his ambitious
opponent, sounded his lowest note with
such success that lie was suddenly hoistCd
over hedge, where he sat complaining of
the brutal conduct of that other musician.
The story reminds us of little event that
happened to the learned and piOuS Bishop
McIlV&Ine III the commencement of the
late war. The bishop visited one after
noon, the headquarters of General SchenCk
thea i'll command on tile Potomac Of
brigade composed of the First and Second
Ohio and First New York. OF course the
bishop was invited to favor the troops with
divine service, and, consenting, in the
evening the officers and men We're gathered
about headquarters, and after prayer tie
eloquent divine gave us a sermon. Now
Colonel II. McCooL had as a war Steed a
strange animal that, owing to the weight of
flesh he was forced 30 carry, was wont to
relieve his feelings through the most pa
thetc moans and groans, and ON this oc-
casion had a very severe tit of depression
upon HIM, and as the Bishop grew earnest
the horse became loud. i lie reverend
gentleman could not see the sufferer, and
evidently thought the low tones of distress
came from some sinner on the anxious seat.
To this supposed poor fellow the Bishop
directed his appeal, and it would have been
exceedingly touching but for the fact that
all headquarters took i'll the situation, and
the strain upon the cOuntenance was in
tense. Gen. Schenck's eyes disappeared
entirely, while his firm set mouth looked
more like cast iron than ever. The other
officers buried their faces in their hantlker-
chiefs and shook as if suffering from the
a9ue. There never was so much feeling at
like assembly of good people. At last
the thing got too trying, and, a hint being
given an orderly, the distressed beast vas
led away. At the quiet repast that followed,
the good Bishop remarked that he sup
posed many of the soldiers belonged to the
Methodist church, where such manifesto
tions of repentance were common. We
came near explosion then, butrestlaincd
ourselves; and to this day the dear old
Bishop is under the impression that one
soul at least was in bad way that night
w ash. Capital.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13

SYNOPSIS OF NATURALIZATION Laws
J. ne following synopsis of the NatuTFlliza-
ton Laws VIII be found of interest to those
Who are about to take out naturalization
papers IN view Of the coming elections.
Aliens who arrived in the United States
before they We're eighteen years of age. and
Nh" nave continued TO reside here are not
required To take ont any First paners - o1.
certificate OF declaration, but NAV receive
their full papers after having resided
hNe years in the UnitedsStates and become
tWenty-onc years OF age.
Soldiers who have enlisted in the rerular
or volunteer army of the United St:rteS and
been honurahly discharged, do not require
any certificate Of federation: all other npr-
sons must procure n certificate of declaration
NJ least two years prior TO getting their fun
papers on certificate of naturaliZatio and
40 length OF time or residence Will cbviats
the necessity OF procuring the first papers
FIRST papers may be obtained at any time
by an ahen of the age of twenty-one years
or upward, and no testimony other than that
OF the applicant is required
To ob'a u full papers the applicant must
nave resided at least two years in the Uni
ted States after receiving hi- first papers.
and the whole term of his residence in tbs
United States must have been not less than
five years, and one in the State where tho
final application is made
Upon making application for fu1 Daners
the applicant must bring into court his first
papers and have with him "A witness who has
heeh acquainted with him for i've years, who
can testify to his good character, and that
he is attached to the principles of the Cou-
stitution of the United States. and well dis
posed TO the good order and happiness Of tie
same.
III first papers have geen lost, copies may
be obtained by writing 20 The Clerk of the
Court from which they were issued
When father receives his full papers. hfs
children who are under the age of twenty
one years, ana whose residence is then in
the United States, arc considered citizens
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13

with hlm, upon tray, watch, two money
bags a jewel case, "A pocket-booll, and a
bottle of the same manufacture as tie
stopper, and having no cork in it some
other articles there were III it not material
to my story. The tray was placed upon
the table In sight of the prisoner and the
witness, and from that moment not doubt
remained in the mind of any man of the
guilt of the prisoner.
few words will bring my tale to a
close. The house where the murder had
been committed was between nine and ten
miles distant. The solicitor as soon as the
cross-eXamination had discovered the ex-
istence of the closet, and it's situation, ha d
sat of ON horseback, with two sheriff7s
officers, and after pulling down part Of the
wall of the house, had detected this place
of concealment.
The search was well rewarded: the
whole of the property belonging to Mr.
Thompson was found there, amounting in
value to several thousand pounds and to
leave no doubt, bottle was discovered,
which the medical men instantly pro-
A'tillSNt " COliltlh bliS NSI lN'CAllIStI lcl-
son which had caused the death of the
unfortunate Thompson. The result is too
obvious to need explanation.
The case presents the perhaps unpar-
alieled instance Of a man accused of mur-
der, producing such evidence as to induce
the judge and jury to concur in a verdict
of acquittal, but who, persistiug in calling
witness to prove his innocence, was upon
the testimony OF that very witness convict
cd and executed.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-09-13

a RICH JOEE.-An incident occurred on
the Shore Line road, awhile ago, which is
worth relating. a young man who has
filed responsible office IN this city, and
who is noted for the promptness and de
cision with which he always acts III cases
OF emergency, took the eastern-bOund
train with his wife, for Boston. The two
were then freshly married-in fact, were
on their bridal tour-and both had about
them that indcscribable air which newly
married people somehow always Contrive
to put out in the presence of strangers.
OF course they were the observed of all
observers, and this fact alone adds to the
point of our story. When the train arrived
at Gmlfold several passengers alighted.-
IN the scat directly opposite our marie d
folks were a lady and her little boy , OF
years Old. As the cars stopled tie lady
peercd out OF the window, rose hastily,
seized him by the hand, and walked hur-
IledIy with linn to the rear OF the car. The
two had scarcely passed out of sight before
our unsophlstlcated young married friend
noticed that the boys hat, tin whistle,
whip, aud other toys, we've lying on the
scat which had just been vacated. As his
eyes lit ON these the train started, and has
tiiy concluding that the lady in her hurry
to get off at the station had uuwittingly
left them, our friend rushed across the
aisle, and hastily gathering UP the hat and
toys, slung them out of the window. Ihis
was witnessed by all in the car, ard the
Self-Satistied air with which our PROMPT
friend resumed his seat was wonderful.
1t was as if he had said 'sSee with what
decision | act in cases Of emergency. But
for my promptness the boy would have
lost his hat, his whip, and his little tin
whistle lie viii get them Row, for they
are out on the platform But a change
came over the spirit of his dreams, as the
lady, Il moment or two later. came up the
aisle leading her boy by the hand. She had
been-well, she did not stop at Guilford
The laugh that was heard in that car when
the lady returned made our young friend
sick. He apologized TO the lady, explained
how he came to throw them out of the win
dow, gave her money to buy more, and
slumped down into his seat next his wife
in a frame of mind anything but happy.
Poor fellow; he meant to do kindness
but he rather overshot the mark that time.
- Elm CITY Press.