The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-02-06

III DrlStF, IN. I1-s great puOltc nom
ors are shSwered upon a young gen.
tleman whose only merit is hat when he
went wooing, he sat with the object Of
his affections, as many young gentle
men have done before him until 3
o'clock in the morning. After tearing
himselffrom the lady, "a he was walk
ing home he discovered house on fire.
Now, there hadn't been huuse ou fire
in Bristol before for year and half
The lover gave loud yell, the engine
company was aroused, and the village
saved from destruction. so delighted
we're the firemen with this that they
made handsome present to the dam
sci whose personal beauty and delight
fiil conversation compelled her lover
to stay much later, or rather 60 home
much earlier than he should have
done.
As the 4:30 train from New York
reached Stamford. Saturday, an au-
tique-looking dame thrust her head
out of the window opposite the refresh-
ment room door, and briefly shouted
Sonny !" Asbright-looking boy came
up to the window. Little boy" said
sbe. "have you a mnthers" "Yes.
NAM" "Do you 90 tn school p Eyes,
MANI" sand are you faithful 20 your
studies p Eyes, m" DO you say
your prayers every night?" ayes.
ma'm." "Can ] trust you to do an err
rand for me :" "Yes, MAN." 81 think
/ can too,v said the lady, looking
steadily down ON the the manly face.
Here is five cents to get me an apple.
Remember, God sees you, II Hartford
Post.
I Some anonymous individual thus
sums up the peculiar social character
istics of some prominent cities: sin
Boston society every body snubs every
body else, IN New York society every
body gossips about every body else, in
Philadelphia society every body at
tends to the morals ofevery body else,
in Baltimore society every body fra.
ternizes with every body else. AID in
Chicago ,ncieiy jnst at present every
body is borrowing from every body
else. Boston, therefore, is aristocratic,
New York aud Philadelphia demo-
cratic, Baltimore patrachal, and Chi
cago communistic.' sf
The GAINESVILLE Courier SAYS: A fair
haired. love sick youth of neighbour.
ing county presented his "girl"
with pair of those new tangled me-
talic garters on Christmas. He thought
they were the latest thing in bracelets,
and he only discovered his mistake up
IN requesting her "to try them on"
He dies not call there any more.
In Siberia, during the winter. milk
is brought aud sold in frozen state
and can be carried for long period
in q simple bag. When required for
use the requisite quantity is chopped
off with hatrhet or sheath knife, aud
thawed as needed.
1t is noble and great thing to COW
er the blemishes and to excuse the
iailings OF a friend to draw II curtain
before his stains, aud to display his
periections to bury his weakness IN
} silence. hut to proclaim his virtues up.
on the housetop.
Courage, when genuine, is never
cruel. Ii is not fierce. 1t foresees evil.
Its trepidations come either hefnre or
after danger. In the midst OF peril it
is calm aud cool. 1t is generous. es-
pecially to the fallen. 1t is seldom at.
tanned.
Mrs. Colt, of Hartford, having
erected costly and beautiful church
, in memory of her husband is nov
building a school house, To cost $780,
900, in which to educate the children
of her workmen.
A candy boy, passing through a car,
saluted cross cid gentleman, with
Pop corn. Pnp-corny" "Hain'F got
any teeth" angrily replied the man.
"Gum,drops! g,lm-dropsT persisted
the enterprising youth.
The Toledo Blade reports the birth
of twins under remarkable circumsthn.
ces, ON an emigrant train bound 70
Chicago, recently, one of the new
corners being born in Indiana and the
other in Michigan.
Youth heholds happiness cleaning
in the prospect. Age look back on the
happiness of youth, and, instead Of
hopes, seeks It's enjoyment IN the rec
objection OF hopes. Thus happiness
ever resides in the Imagination.
A North Carolina baby was born
with holes iu its ears. as If pierced for
rings. The dnctrile of original sin
may be unsound, but this child certain
| ly has an earring nature.
Sir Roger de Coverly observed that
January commences in the joyous sea-
son Just after Christmas, and adds,
"that It could not take place at u bet
ter Time"
"Tell the mistress that l have torn
the curtain, said a genrleman lodgec
TO a female domestic. Very well, scr;
mistress will Dut il down NJ rent"