The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1872-02-22
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80 PARAGRAPHs. ,..s: .as { &
Any fool can make asseman talk, but But il il
is rather hard to make one listen. S - -
81 Assaults with intent to ki arc. d now obsos
!, lete. Assaults Saith intent 10 become insane
is the thing. &. .,s,s s. ~. s5ss.5t,,s
i Some shorrid1 man says ttlatsin the pres-i
Il ent style of dressing young ladies' hair, it is
i Hard to tell which is SWITCH. \ y ,iIt-Jd
i Whatever Midas touched turned into
Z gold. In these days touch a man with gold
and III turn intosanything, }2aii2ss
i A lady OF, Boston isset distsibafaa.
SS9, ,0J0 aFSohs iaiss IL stos 81
4 n thas city, but carefully Keeps her name
profound secret ~
i A "nose machine; is advertise in London,
which, if worn daily, is warranted to press
the wcarer's nose into any shape be may de-
J sire within few weeks. ar} .c.,-zr;
An elderly lady, who is entirely deaf at
tends church regularly in Lafayette, Indiana;
and says she understands every word of the
sermons from the motions of the preachers
lips: q.
/ A "city" out in Nevada called Bob Tailed !
Gulch, has seven dwelling houses and thirty;
seven saloons. Thsre is talk Of tearing down.
some ofthe houses to make room: -
BfowniBgI"Wtll, I always make it d
rule to tell my wife everything that happens
Smithkins-'Oh, my dear fellow, that is
nothing tells my wife lots of things that
never happen" 'a s.f .ssl:1a
A divorce suit at Bennington Vermont;
| christmas week, was put over to the June
term of the court, much to the indignation
of the wife, who had made arrangements to
marry another man on New Years day.
An Irish doctor advertises that alfJper-
sons afflicted with deafness may hear ofhim
in house on Diffey street, where also blind
persons may see him daily from three to ten
o'clock. aEG 81 .s,.l e-s.
A new source of revenue was tapped in
Washington the other day by fning man,
a Republican, S. for 'cursing President
Grant It is thought by some that this
might be made very prolific source ofreve4
nue. if ca les of the kind could be made genera :
ally available.
"You never saw such Happy lot of psd:
| pie as we had yesterday" said landlady id
Indiana to newly arrived guest; ''tbere were
thirteen couples of them" "What, thirteen
couples iast maFEs@ n SQh no sr tht
A dentist was recently saved from drown.
ing by laborer, and exclaimed {: "Noble,
brave; gallant man how shall I reward you?
Only come to my house, and Twill cheerfully
pull out every tooth you have gotin your
head and not charge you sixpence."
Some yindictive Southerner writing from
Louisiana, sends one hundred dollar Confed-
crate uote for the relief of the Chicago suf.
fercro, at the same time paying his most ar!
dent respects to the O'Leary cow He Of
fers that mythical beast free transportation
to Boston and good keeping and provender
forever thereafter, if she will promise to kick
over lamp which will start fire that will
consume the Hub.
Lo! the poor Indian is sometimes made
the subject Of wicked jokes on the Western
border a shiftless specimen of the gentle,
savage in Winona MINI, asked n: wag to
? write him certificate, with which he might
, set up in the business of begging. Instead
of the 'good Injun, no steal, no drink," )" ETC.,
the Wag wrote: This Indian has the small
pox; look out for him." He didn't succeed
in his begging enterprise worth cent; and
he was amazed at the sudden aversion every
body seemed to conceive for the unfortunate
red man. =,
, An extraordinary case, which can not fail
to excite the In ere st of the medical fraterni-
: ty, is reported in the Troy Times A patient
| in the insane department of the Marshal In
frmary, who had been confined there upward
: of two years as a lunatic, was attacked by
| the smallpox, and after running the usual
: course of the disease recovered not only his
5 bodily health but his reason also. He is
;. now APPARENTLY as sound in mind as in body,
t and is preparing to go about his usual av>-
casions. 1t has long been common opin-
ion, that the smallpox, where it Goes not ter
inmate fatally, cleanscs the system Of all i'm
puritics, causing all other bodily diseases to
disappear with it when a cure is effected;
Dut IL Is something Qulte new ior IL W fe~
store to one afflicted with insanity their res!
son.
HASTE AND HEALTH-It is not. at all
wholesome, says DR.. Hall, to be in a hurry:
Locomotives have been reported to have
moved mile in minute for short distances
{ but locomotives have often come to grief by
) such rapidity. Multitudcs, in their haste
f to get rich, arc ruined every year The men
f who do things maturely, slowly, deliberately,
arc the men who oitenest succeed In life
People who are habitually in hurry gener-
ally have to 10 things twice over. The tor
toisc beat the hare at last Slow men seldom
knock their brains out against a post. Foot
races are injurious to health, as are all kinds
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