Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1872-11-21

Ii you court young WOIudu, dDu you
are won aud she is won, you will both
| be one.
A Connecticut orator emphasized his
speech by smashing $40 show case the
other day.
Hudibras calls matrimony O perverse
fever beginning with heat and ending
With frost.
A barb r is on trial in San Francisco Tor
| killing woman because she refused To
marry him.
Two dogs in New York pit fought live
hours, before a brutal crowd, before one
killed the other.
A saloon keeper in New York was shot
because he declined to dJnate prize to a
target company.
A Wisconsin tornado recently blew
down 100000, 900 feet of pine, and killed
40 yokes of oxen.
In Texas when a congregation wants
new church, the members 60 to work and
build it themselves.
Terre Hautc has young man who cuts,
fits and makes all the dresses worn by his
mother and louG sisters.
The Registrar General OF the Colony Of
South Australia estimates its population
at midsummer, 1872, at 190,5O9.
Columbine is the very pretty name OF
young Danbury girl-that is at home /;
at school they call her "Lum."
there have been good many marriages
Of late. This will account for the TACT
that nothing nowadays is singular.
Half the papers in the South say that
the tobacco crop is unusually good, and
the other hall say it IS unusually poor.
The polce of Jackson, Mich, are pro.
hibted from smoking, drinking, and sit
ting on dry goods boxes while on duty.
There are two things in the world that
are not safe to tride with-a woman's
opinions and the business end OF a wasp.
Young married people who have their
house built should have it built round,
20 that discomfort can find no corner in
it.
There is some talk of starting in London
comprehensive Church, which shall
admit worshippcrs of all sorts and condi-
tions.
Life according to the Arabic proverb is
composed If two partS-that which Ii
past, dream, and that which is to come.
a wish.
Who are the most exacting OF all land
lords Why. children; because they
never fail to make Their own fathers and
mothers parents.
Denmark women are very polite. Won
der if they would give seat in street
,ar to another woman if there was plen-
ty OF room on both sides.
Major S. W. Herrick, (Zeb Crummet,
serious Editor of the Washington Touch
stone, } Is in the lecture field this season
with "New.fangled Notions
A mania for fancy work has suddenly
seized on young ladydOm, and all the
pleasant Young fellows are owe, whele
with the products OF their toll.
The dry goods clerks in Cincinnati
threaten to strike, and the Enquirer
wishes that they would, and clear out,
leaving their places and wages to women.
An exchange says that the correct an
Swer to the gentleman who wrote the
song, "Why did Marry" would be,
Because you met woman who was u
first class fool"
Paris Newspapers, as newspapers, are
behind the journalism Of any other part ol
rbe world. Tue Germans arc far IN ad-
vance OF the French in this respect, as tney
ale in many Others.
Two men. who had just rot through a
hard examination, were overheard talking
rbe other day, in one of the dead Ian
,,uages. Their accent reminded the Eearer
of the voices OF the past.
An exchange says: This is the fifth
troat caught this year from the same
hole the total weight OF which is six
rounds" "Good," say S the OTTAWA C,ti-
zen, "now we know what hole weighs
A Macon, Ga, man has invented
ma chine for the manufacture OF ice
which is destined to place retail consul
mers upon fair footing. The whole
machine can he plat ed on the inside OF
water bucket.
The battle fields Of France present now
and then unpleasant reminders. OF the
scenes enacted on them. At RoZny and
Ermont, recently, farmers bave been killed
by the explosion Of shells in the ground
they were digging.
A young woman has poisoned herself in
Vienna. In a note, which she had left
upon table near the bed on which she
lay she bad written: "My last cigar
draws very badly, therefore | am tired of
life. Good night"
Miss Florence L. Johnson, lovely
young lady of Morristown, Ind, has
brought breach of promise suit against
Alonzo Tyner, a wealthy gentleman of
Indianapolis. Damages are laid at $l0,-
600. Both parties are of the highest re-
spectability.
A young married lady in New York
wears peculiar breast pin, which has
excited admiration. It is apparently a
beautiful carving in some dark, glossy
stope, of lions head heavily set in red
gold. In reality it is the front of favor
ite meerchaum belonging ~ her husband.
he was an inveterate smoker. but TO
please her, gave up the habit, and she
wears this peculiar ornament as q trophy