Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1872-03-19
MEDICAL.
Baltimore Lock Hospital.
DIR. JOHNSTON,


Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis,
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and
Effectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, Involun-
tary Discharges, Impotency, General Debility,
Nervousness, Dyspdpeia, Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion Of Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart,
Timidity, Trembling, Dimness Of Of Sight, or Gid
Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and SOL
itary practices more fatal to their victims than
the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Ulys-
ses, bghting their most brilliant hopes or an
ticipations, &c.
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destru tive
habits which annually sweep to an untl1lely
grave thousands of young men of the most ex-
alted talents and brilliant intellect, who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
the thunders of eoquence, or walked to extacy
the living lyre may call with full confidence
MARRIAGE
Married persons, or Young Men conternplat
ing marriage aware Of Physical Weakness
(Loss of Procreative Power-lmpotency, Ner-
vous Excita oility, Palpitation, Organic Weak
fcalion, speedily relieved.
He whJ places himself under the care of DR.. j.
may religiously confde in his honor as gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his skill IS
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Atection-which renders life
miserable and marriage impossble-s the
penalty paid by the victims of mprop,. II dulg
excesses from not being aware Of the dreadful
consequences that may ensue. Now who that
understands the subject will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are lost sooner by those fall
ing into improper habits than by the prudentf
Besides being deprived Of the pleasure of healthy
offspring, the most serious and destructive symp-
TOMS of both body and mind arise. The system
becomes dcranged, the Physical and Mental
Functions weakened. Loss of Provocative Power
the the Heart I indigestion Constitutionsf Debility
and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption
Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trihing Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison, should apply immedi-
ately.
DIR. JOHNSTON
Member Of the Royal Collegeof Surgery of Lon
don, Graduate of one Of the most eminent Col
leges in the United States, and the greater part
Of whose life has been spent in the hospitalsol
London, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, hss
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
were ever known; many troubled with rngingin
the head and ears when asleep, reatnervousness,
being alarmed at sudden sounds, bashtulness,
with frequent blushing, attended sometimes with
arrangement of mind, were cured Immediately
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
hlhif etoY efhcf lGtlh eMsyf Joind, ,nnittin0
riage. 1,lo,of &c
rects produced by the early habits OF youth, VIZ:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pans IN the
IIead Dimness of Sight, Loss Of Muscular rover,
Palpitution Of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Nervous
Lrritability Derangement OF the DlgestVe unc
ions, General Debility, Symptoms OF Consump'
MESTALLY.-The fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded Loss OF Memory, Con-
fusion of Ideas Depression OF spirits, EVIL Fore-
bodincs, Aversion to Society, Sell Dlstrust, Love
Of Solitude, Timidity, &C., are some OF 'ne e''ls
Thousands Of persons Of all ages can now Judge
wh.t is the cause of their declining health, losing
their vigor. becoming weak, pale, nervous and
having singular appearance ABOUT
the eyes cough snd symptoms OF eohsuhp'ioA
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by certain prac
tice already described, habit frequently learn
ed from evil companions or at school, the elects
of which are nightly felt even when asleep ana
if not cured renders marriage Impossible, and
destroys both nina ana pooy' snouiu "pp'S '"1
medatcly. nh,
What a pity that young man, the hope OF
his country the pride Of his parents, should be
snat, d from all prospects ana enJoyIneht .t OK
a. ~ lpylhtlng
nath of nature, and indulging in pernicious
habits. Such pe-sons must before contemplate
ing
MARRIAGE.
Res.ct that a sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites to promote connublsl
bannincss Indeed without these the journey
thrnuph life becomes weary pilgrimage, the
prospect hourly durkens to the VieW' Inc mln9
becomes shadowed with despair, and filled with
the melancholy reflection that the happiness OF
snoths is blighted with our own.
DISEASE OF 1MPRUDENCE.
When misguided and in.prudent votary OF
peasur nds that he has lmblDeo the seeus ol
This D.iu ul disease, it too often happens that an
IN times ense OF shame dread OF discovery de"
tors him from applying to those who from educs-
tion and responsibility, can alone Defrend MN,
delaying tilf the constitutional symptoms OF this
horrd disease makes taer sPpealsc noetrns st9r
mains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight,
denfness, nodes on the shin bones and arms,
5ohs on the s hssd face Ssua 9a s1Ifntfs iii s M S.
n',Iste of the mouth or the bones of the
nose fall n and the victim of this awful disease
becomes y horrid object of connisscration till
death puts period to his dreadful suffering, by
sending him to that undiscovered country IRON
whence no traveller returns.
il is melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into the hands of ignorant or u9skIllul H PIE,
Poison, Mercury, &c, destroy the constitution,
and incapable OF curing, keep the unhappy suf'
ierer month after month taking their n"Hous %;n
injurious compounds and Instead gf o'lng ro'
in despur leave him with ruined Health to sigh
over bis CALLING disappointment
DR. JOHNSTON,
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