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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

J. T. STRATTON, late StrattOn, James & CC
j. L. WELLFORD, late Graham & Wellford
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ESTABLISHED 1910.

We publish letter this morning from
Colonel r. F. L0oney. He discusses a
matter with which, just now, we can
have nothing to do. 1t is enough for us
to know tnat he assents to the decree Of
the ballOt-box or of the convention that
sits to-day, and that he does not revolt,
however unjust or wrongful he may
deem the action of those who shaped
the result Of the primary election. We
have never heard IL alleged, during the
whole OF the discussions incident TO
these elections, that his conduct was in
any respect culpable. He has borne
himself most nobly, generously and
chivslrously, and now when it
results that mOiety of the
voters Of a single county con-
troll the conduct Of the whole district,
he assents, at least TO the extent that ne
withdraws from the contest, and inter
poses no obstacle 10 the success of the
nominee Of tO-day's convention. He
has thus far won strength and friends
by his lofty bearing, and honorable con-
duet and eloquent addresses. If his ac-
tion to-day and for the next four
months be characterized by the same
wisdom, there is no position Of honor or
profit to which he may not aspire with
every assurance that the people
Of Tennessee will cOneede it,
The card of Mr.. Mcdowell, announc-
ing the termination of bis official con-
nection with the Democratic Committee
of the county, will be read this morning
with regret, and the more, when it is
known that he refuses, on any terms, to
re-OoeuPy the important position now
vacated. Mr.. Mcdowell, in the position
he has filed, has often found every good
quality of his head and heart called into
reqUisition. Jealousies and rivalries
have often disappeared when he dis
pensed words Of kindness, wisdom and
justice, and very certainly in recOncil-
ing discOr1ant elements and in utilizing
the peculiar worth of each of his assO-
ciates he has evinced admirable admin
istrative ability. His exit from Office
viii be regretted by the people of the
county, and the loss Of his services in |
the place he has filed is a misfortune
that viii be recognized by the whole |
district. --
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NOn-Resident 4 creditors Notice.

No. SO, R. DIN the Probate Court of Shelby
county, Tennessee.-JOel L. PuHiam, ". Z
Finney, Thomas X. Cooke, 4. NJ. shaw and
John @. Cooper, creditors Of the estate OF
VIM. B. Washington, deceased, VS.. John >.
Dickson, Admir- of W. 3. Washington
Willie Washington, Low Walker Washing
ton, VIM. Baker Washington, Allen Wash.
ington ami Oscar Washington.
II appearing that the abOve-styled suit was
4 commenced for the purpose of settling NJ
the estate of Wm =. Washington, deceased
the insolvency Of which has been suggested
in the County Court Of Shelby county, and
praying that all creditors thereof come for
ward and file their claims, ETC.; that from the
bill, which is sworn to, Allen Washington and
Oscar Washington are nOn-reSidents Of the
State Of Tennessee and residents Of the State
Of Arkansas:
1t is therefore ordered, That such creditors
make their appearance herein, at the court
house in the city of Memphis, on or before the
first Mondag in september, iS72, and file and
ing themselves made parties, ETC., and that
said nonresident defendants make their ap.
pearance herein, on the first Monday in Sep
tembeT, 1872, and plead, answer or demur 70
complainants' bill or the settlement Of said
estate viii be proceeded with exparte as to
the creditors and the cause, as TO said defend
ants, set for hearing exparte; and that copy
OF this order be published once a week, for
four successive weeks, in the Memphis Ap-
peal. This August 6, 1872.
A copy-attest:
JAMES REILLY, Clerk.
BY J. H. CULLEN, Deputy Clerk.
Vance, Anderson, Scales & Merriwether,
Soils for eomplnt's. au7 tn
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New ORLEANS, August 6.-Flou
quiet; treble, S. 5097 50; family, 81 75
as IS. Corn easier; mixed, soc; white,
G6c. Oats 44c. Hay firm; prime, S26;
choice, $50. Bran lower, 81. Pork, held
at SI3 50. Bacon active and firmer,
7ICg7se, 93@9sc, 10G10Bc. Sugar-cured
hams, 15!@153c. Lard tirmer; refined
tierce, 9{g93c; keg, 11@l1Bc. Sugar
dull; fair to good fair, 95@l0c Whisky
dull, 93@99c. Coffee 164@19lc.
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DIED.

LUCARINI-In this city, on Tuesday, 9Th
inst, JOHN LUCARINI, infant son OF Louis
and Imogene Lucarini.
The friends and acquaintances of the fam
lily are respectfully invited to attend the fune-
raj, from No. 40 Second street, Chelsea, this
WEDNESDAY, afternoon, at o'clock.
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Administratrix's Notice.

4 ETTERS Of administration having been
i granted TO me on the estate of Vallen.
tine Malsi, deceased, at the August Term,
1877, OF the Probate Court of Shelby county,
State Of Tennessee; ali persons having claims
AGAINST the estate OF the deceased are hereby
notified and required TO hIe them with me,
properly probated, within the time allowed by
law, to Charles Reinig, gi6 Shelby street,
Memphis Tennessee, or they will be forever
barred; and all persons owing the estate are
requested TO come forward and settle in thirty
DAYS. fa7 wedl ELIZABETH MAI.SI, Adrn'x,
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hn POLITICAL.
GRANT.
- Useless - Becomes DIscOm6fed About
the Result In North Carolina, and

- Useless Becomes DfscomRfed About
the Result In North Carolina, and
Says n Piece.
New York, August GA dispatch
received from the Thousand Islands
says that President Grant, in an inter
view yesterday, stated that he eonsid-
cred the result of the election in North
Carolina victory for the Republicans.
He said he was not anxious to serve a
second term, but consented to receive
the nomination simply because he
thought it the best way to discover
| whether the majority of his country
men believed what was alleged against
| his administration and himself person.
ally. 1.-THE asperities of the election
campaign he added, "Win give my
/ political opponents and personal enemies
| opportunities and excuse to say all that
can be said against ne. / did not per-
s0nally covet the Presidency. A second
term would be test of trust of my fel-
lOw-citizens in my behalf
His Reply to the Chattanooga Invita-
= ton.
WASHINGTON, August 6.-President
Grant addressed the following letter to
Sam Bard, William Crutchfieid, w. c.
Rathburn, J. J. Bryan, committee on
behalf of the city OF Chattanooga, and
A. S. Chamberlain and others of the
Board of Trade of Chattanooga:
UTICA, July 81, 1872.
GENTLEMEN have the honor to ac-
knowledge the receipt of the resolutions
of the Board of Mayor and Aldermen
and the Board of Trade of the city of
Chattanooga, extending to myself and
Cabinet an invitation to spend a por-
ton of the summer recreation in their
city and Lookout Mountain. am not
prepared at present to accept, either on
my own part, or on the part Of the Cab
met, but I viii in a very few days lay
the invitation before the gentlemen en-
braced in it, and viii give his Hon.
or, the Mayor, a definite answer. 1t
would afford me very greatpleasure to
visit the people Of Chattanooga. Ireturn
my sincere thanks to the Mayor and
Aldermen and the Board of Trade for
the invitation which they have given
me so to Go.
ISignedI stE [. S. GRANT.
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CHARLESTON

CHARLESTON, August Cotton is
frmer but thereis little doing; middling,
nominally 19@193c. Net receipts, 25
bales; sales, 50 bales; stock. 4477 bales.
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Profitable Esnpioxraent.

VKyE wish 10 employ GENTLEMEN AND La
w DIES to solicit orders for the CE.kll-
RIsATED IMPRONE ED BIICKEYE +. SH UT.frf;
SEWING M8'H tNEaaSf7TcH sA4IKE on
BOTH sfDEs. Itwilf stfteh, hem geig, fliok, cord,
bind, braid gather and TtLD7e, and sew from the
FIN EST NAINSOOK 10 BEAVER OVER
CQATINGS AND LEATHER. For further
particulars address
W. A. HENDERSON " CO.,
jyl0w CLEVELAND, ONO, or ST. LOUIS, No.
N#t
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A FTER this date1 can be found with MEessss.
"A Sledge, Mckay & Co., Nos. 81 and Ss3
Main street, where viii be pleased to see my
friends. JOHN j. WELLER.
MpmnhfS. AUGUST IL iN1I.
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ELECTIONS.
KENTUCKY.
snecinI 20 lhe .AppeaI.I

Special 10 the AppeoLl
PADUcAH, August 6.-Magonagill':
majority for City Attorney, eighty-fivei
Williams majority for City Marshal
seventeen. Several negroes were ar
rested for voting Illegally. Grlndy was
elected Sheriff. All Democrats.
GEORGE HART.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
MASONIC NOTICE.

A SPECIAL eonvOeatiOn of Memphis Q
"A Royal Arch Chapter, No IS, viii be Ny
held this (WEDN ESDAYl evening, Aug w
7th, at o'clock for work in the 2. N. N. degree
AllP. M. Ms are fraternally invited.
By order ". S. MATTHEWS, II. p,
John W. WARD. Secretary. ami
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SAVANNAH, August Cotton quiet
and holders firm; middling, zoe. Net
receipts, 20 bales; sales, 5 bales; stock,
! 1889 bales.
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GALVESTON
MOBILE

GALVESTON, August 6.-CottOn nom
inal; good ordinary, 10000. Net re-
ceipts, 50 bales; stock, 457 bales.
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NORTH CAROLINA.
From Wilmington.

WILMINGTON, August 6.-The follow
ing official majorities are received /:
New Hanover, revised, 1862 for Cald-
well; Republican gain of 475. Bruins
wick gives 80 for Caldwell; a Republi-
can gain of 50. Onslow gives 400 for
Merrfman, a Democratic loss of 20.
The official vote of but few counties
can be got here, as nearly all are sent to
Raleigh. The Conservatives here are
all very hopeful, and relying on western
counties to elect MerTiman. Many
leading Republicans eoncede Merri-
mans election by a small majority.
The Star and Journal both claim Merri-
manis election hv about 500.
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COTTON GIN.
GULLETTS
STEEL BRUSH COTTON GIN

ss- Ehe qualities OF this Gin are equal, II
not superior, to that Of any Gin now manu-
faetHrsd, producing sample OF cotton that
win command from zc. to Ic. per pound more
in our market than cotton ginned upon any
other Giu.-It runs light and picks clean
Price s. per saw. For sale by
iva oRGsr.x. ERos. 4 ca A~o,,s
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CANADA.
RtOtOus Proceedings Several Lives
Lost, and Considerable BIOOdshed.

RiOtOus Proceedings - Several Lives
Lost, and Considerable BIOOdshesI-
| New YORK, August ga Quebec
dispatch says that all the general cleo
| tiOns for the Center and West Divisions
took place yesterday. Couchon's men,
in the Center, took possession Of the
| polls, and commenced fearful excesses.
Ross's men banded together to repel
their attacks, but were too. weak for
their assailants, who were two thousand
/ five hundred strong, armed with re-
vOlvers. A fearful encounter took place
at the foot of Eustaee street. Several
| lives were lost, while the wounded are
numberless. The Dominion artillery
and field artillery had TO be called out,
as well as the armed provincial police
AS the polls were taken possession of
there could, consequently, no fair return
be made. Couchon, the French candi-
date, is declared to have returned to the
Eng nglish-speaking population. It would
seem to be exterminated by the French,
according 10 the statements of the lead
ers of the French party. 1t is feared
that more bloodshed will take place, as
the Diamond Harbor boys are going up
town to avenge the murdered men.
Arson @. 2. Dodge has been returned
as a member of the Dominion Parlia-
ment for the constituency Of North
York.
Particulars Of the Riot.
TORONTO, ONT, August Cat noon
yesterday the polling between two can
didates in Quebec Center was equal, aMd
riOting was commenced by attacks on
the committee rooms and polling places.
Later in the afternoon a terrible fight
took place in ST. Johns ward, and result
ed in the death of David Candle, a SAIL
maker, who was shot through the head
by a man named Gardreau. Three 9TH
ers were wounded by pistol shots, but
not fatally injured. No further disturb
anee reported during last night or this
rnorpinU
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vi and Shingles and dealers in Doors, Sash
and Blinds, Flooring pine, Poplar and ASH,
Ceiling, Notwithstanding, MOlding and Fin
shing Lumber of every description. Our
SaWmill, with a capacity of manufacturing a
hundred Thousand feet OF lumber and from
seventy i've TO a hundred thousand Shingles
and from fifty to seventy-flve thousand Baths
per week, enable us to I'll all orders on short
notice. Orders rom the country hffed with
care and dispatch. Price list furnished on
application. BsS-Offie &C and Yard foot of Wash
ington street. Mills in north end of Navy
yard, Memphis, Tenn. au7 d.sw
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COTTON PRESS.
CHEEK
COTTON PRESS !

A T NY OLD STAND, I22 LINDEN ST,
"A Memphis, Tenn, i viii continue as here
tOfore 10 manufacture this celebrated planfa-
ton Cotton Press, which for the past three
years has given such universal satisfaction,
and is now 80 extensively known and used
that deem it unnecessary 10 say more than
pledge myself that 10 shall be fully equal to
those sold last year; and having greatly IN
creased facilities for manufacturing, We viii
make 30 more complete than We did last year.
We saFe- pEessEad 70 furnish the necessary at
tacdmemfs 70 run t1is press Dy sleaInr W1ic1
nIaiEss Il as e0mplete a steam-pOyger press as
it IS a horse power press. All orders for the
Cheek Cotton Press use be addressed 70 Ford,
Porter q Co., IS UuiFn street, Memphis, Tenn.
"a. ID. CHEEK, lbs fernando Sf-,
jy23 Memphis, Tennessee.
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Notice to Shippers.

ON and after August 8th all freight for the
I } ANCHOR LINE will be received at the
Elevator BUILDING Entrance at north end
(DRAYMEN VILE PLEASE FOLLOW THE DRIVE.)
aus H aaat FI4EAI. CALVLRT, Sup't.
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ST. AGNES ACADEMY
For Young Ladies.

V1HIS Institution, conducted by the Sisters
of ST. Dominic, is delightfully."- situated in
a healthy and retired part of the city of Mem
pins, Tennessee. The buildings are ample aud
commodiOus, standing in the centre Of eXten-
sive and highly improved grounds, shaded by
forest trees, and laid out and set with rare
plants and shrubbery.
The course of studies comprises all the
branches, useful and ornamental, that are
usually taught.
The Academic Year consists OF two sessions
of IKE months each; the first commencing on
the first of Septenlbsr, the second on the first
Monday of February.
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NEW ORLEANS.

MOBILE, August Cotton nominal
stock, SS8 bales.
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TERMS PEE SESSION.


Payable half yearly, in advance:
For board and tuition in any of the follow
ing branches; Reading, Arithmetic, English
Grammar, Geography, History, Rhetoric,
Composition, Criticism, Principles of Natural
Philosophy, Chemistry and Botany, Mental
and Moral Philosophy, Plain Sewing Mark
ing, etc, SIS, $50, 500 and 500, according 20 the
age or class OF the pupil.
For Day Scholars, tuition, Sl5 so, So or so
according to age or class as above.
For further Information apply or address the
"MOT HER SUPEEIOa,'
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ADDITIONAL MARKETS.
SAVANNAH.

--LATEST BEPoRr BY TELEGRAPH. ]
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No. 81, r. DIN the Probate Court Of Shelby
county, Tennessee.-J. A. Anderson, Adm r
W. +. Hobbs and N. Il. Hobbs, deceased, vs..
Clara 4. Hobbs ct al.
Hinder and by virtue of an interlOcutory
u decree for sale entered in this cause,
viii sell at public auction, in front of the
Court-houss door OF the Probate Court, on
Saturday. September 7tls. 1872,
within legal hours, the following described
real estate, situated in Memphis, Shelby
county, Tennessee, to-Wit: Part Of Lot No. 50,
fronting twenty three feet on Chickasaw
street (or Mississippi Row and running back,
between parallel lines, one hundred and
twenty-eight feet to an alley, and on which is
situated brick house.
Terms of Sale-One-balf cash balance on
a credit of twelve months, with interest; pur-
chaser executing note with approved security; /;
lien to be retained until purchase money is
paid. JAMES REILLY, Clerk.
Vance, Anderson, Scales d Merriwether, At
tOrneyS. au7
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~ - = -lN-|lLla
r HEREBY notify the former patrons and
customers OF my late husband that viii
the business, and that all orders in
the line of Jugs and Jars will be promptly
filed with best the market affords.
MRS. E. MALSI,
Dnnlan street. bet. PODlar and Bass avenue.
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RAILROADS.
TO sErRRERs.
Stockholders Meeting.
Friday, 9th Day Of August, 1879,

at y O'Clock m, at which time an election
viii be held for Directors for the ensuing year.
jyS VA FAIRCHILD, Secretary.
The semi-weekly Republican. (St. Francisville, La.) 1872-1872, 1872-10-15

Horace Greeley has written many
Qsms in his lifetime, but few more
'unent than the following It
strange how closely men read the
psrA We never say anything that
woody don't like but we soon hear
y and everybody tells us Of it.
however, We once in q while hap
70 say a good thing, we never
~ Of that nobody seems to no.
that. We may pay a hundred
@phments and give him a dozen
aA and he takes it as tribute to
'efeatness, and never thinks of it
s'ef :. thinks it does him any good.
II we happen to say something
~ man don't like, or something he
AGNES q reflection on him or his
sacter, see how quick he flares up
o gets mad about it. All of our
a' are daily charged to us, but we
.'ef apparently, get any credit fol
'ast We d."
The semi-weekly Republican. (St. Francisville, La.) 1872-1872, 1872-10-15
Grea' i,Men.

Amongst the worst af1ectations of
which people can be guilty is that Of
despising the ordinary courtesies OF
live. Great men are always courtc-
GUS men j; with them Doors forget
their boorishness, and rise out of
their habitual mire into something
like the cleanliness Of decency. For
rudepcss is akin to dirt it is dirt on
the mind.
Another characteristic OF the men
We mean is their appreciation of the
finer evidences Of feeling to them
We can express more in Il movement
than to others in volume "Our
truo want in life,' snys a modern
philosopher, " is some one who will
make us do what wo can" Great
men supply the want by bringing out
that which We know to be the best
that is in us. Their very presence is
rest to the weary and peace to the
troubled. They shed happiness
around them, but though loved by
the many, they are only appreciated
by the few. The blended passion and
understanding that constitutes in it,
essence, worship, is not gift be-
slowed on all it can only be brought
into existence by the men who use
their greatness in their daily life, and
do not keep it rs too bright and
good for human natures daily food. .
Our great man shows respect to
others in such a way as implies an
equally habitual and sure reliance on
their respect to himself" He trusts
to what he is for asserting what he
wishes to appear. He is NOTES.-The
modesty Of u man who knows accu.
rately what he is, his powers and ca.
pabilities, who never attempts any
thing which requires the gifts he may
, not happen to possess, and if the gif;'
he has not seem to him greater tina,
those lie has, he acknowledges hi
, inferiority aud bows to their super!
ority.
The semi-weekly Republican. (St. Francisville, La.) 1872-1872, 1872-10-15
NV Own, NY Native Land,

The man tLA. stands upon his
own soil, who feels that by the laws
of the land in which he liyes--by
tho laws of civilized nations-Le is
the rightful and exclusive owner OF
the land which he tills, is by the
constitution of our nature, is under
II wholesome influence not easily I'M
bibed from any other source. He
feels-other things being equal
more strongly than other the char
acter of g MAJ. as lord Of an anilna-
ted wc.ld. OF this great and Won
derful sphere which. fashioned by
the hand of God and upheld by His
power, is rolling through the heas-
ems, and part is hs5--his from tue
centre of the sky L; is i'll Tue space
on which the generation before mov-
I'd in it's round OF duties, and he
feels himself connected by 4 visible
link with those who follow him, and
to whom he is to transit q home
Perhaps his farm has come down to
him by his fathers They have gone
to their last home but he can trace
their footsteps over the scenes OF his
daily labors. The roof which shelters
him wes reared by those to whom
he owes his being. Some interesting
domestic tradition is connected with
every inclosure. The tayorite fruit
tree was planted by his fathers
hands. He sported in boGhood be-
side the brook which winds through
the meadow. Through the field lics
the path to the village school OF car
her days. He still hears from the
( window the voice OF the Sabbath
bell which called his father to th'
house Of prayer and nearer at h"ne
is the spot where his parents lalf
down to rest, and where, when hi
time has come, he shall be laid b.
his children. These are the feeling
of the owner of the soil. Word
cannot paint-gold cannot buy them
they flow out of the deepest tounda
ton of the heart /; they are the life
springs of fresh, healthy and genel
GUS national character.
The semi-weekly Republican. (St. Francisville, La.) 1872-1872, 1872-10-15
Some men move through life FIJI
WADE DIXON.

Some men move through life FILL
ing the air with their presence and
sweetness, rs orchards, in October
days, fill the air with perfume OF
ripe fruit. Some women cling to their
own houses, like the honeysuckle
over the door, yet, like it, ill all the
region with the subtle fragrance Of
their goodness. How great q bless
ing it is so to hold the gifts Of the
soul that they shall be music to some
and fragrance to others +! 1t would
be no unworthy thing to live for, to
make the power which We have with
in us breath OF other mems joy /; to
fill the atmosphere which they must
stand in with a brightness which
they cannot create for themselves.
The semi-weekly Republican. (St. Francisville, La.) 1872-1872, 1872-10-15

The Forest Register publishes the
following address Of Wade Dyson, a
worthy, industrious and sensible
freedman, to his. brother freedmen,
as to the course he thinks they should
pursue in the approaching election
To My Fsllo'o-fresdm Of Missis-
sippi.
My advice to you is to live in
friendship, lay aside all feeling
against your own color and against
the white man. It is not President
Grant who is TO make You happy.
but it is industry and the love
Of your whole county. Teach your
childlen this important truth that
politeness and good behavior are
cheap and make friends. I believe
that the immortal Greeley will mete
out exact justice to all men without
regard to race. color or previous con-
dition. You say the Yankees are
your friends. Who has worked q
half century for your emancipation ?
Horace Greeley. Let us all work
for the general good. Let MS unite
and elect this old and tried friend OF
our race, and not be led off by the
foolish promise Of forty acres and .
mule.
Your friend indeed,
WADE DYSON.