The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-02-26
CONSIDER PERKINS.
IRON THE COMMERCIAL ADyER.
TISER, FEB. 24.]
LETTER FROM OUR AFRICAN EXPEDITION.
Consider Perkins Sends the News from Living
stone and Baksr-Tragic End Of the Herald
Observation-Disclosures with DR.. L.
Tremendous Enterprise OF the Com
mercial-Comments of the Press.
FIFTH AVENUE norEL. Feb. "a.

FIFTH AVENUE nOTEI, Feb. ~.
when ! returned from Africa, the oil er day, my
osS ser Dr. Vlnssone ana SIR samuel Bafer 70
Today he sends mis- nrsi letier, aud we lay before
our reaiers the first result vi our immense enter
UJuI, Alrky. FEBRUARY "a
hear We are, ON AfIiky's burnin' shore, or as the
poit wad say
ON Ahick's C beat shore stand.
We are fur away from slvillziton-from K0n.
ihe prime-evl forest IL Dcautchifui to B mold. lr
n a sweet place. like the negrows. Thew are
konehied people. 1ney dont want nothing. and
toe kuniry IL ,ail OF a.. rhore " no Court House.
NJ AmeriEns klno. no Taininy Haw, AMI no Greedy
We hey All Nv us-DocSor Llvlngstnn, Sir
samuycl Baker, AIR. stanley OF the HERALD, and
myself chartered The -tupenduses hotel In EthiOpa.
HIli soon he estaoii-hL, aud viii ,elegraT all the
muse nom mere as soon as q HAPPENS. II IL don't
sus. We shah telegrl tac muse and then go out and
ge. 40 ne l~k~ We re going To astonish me
ccrewsaiem-~eh stance says tina kan all be
Sea I. STANLEY we'd better kultivate narminy
win al nashnns n we wish TO sucKseed with our
crate eNpioreing enterprise
rzing onto n!z icct, eel Gay De aloud to state .
lew remarks. snad ask, what mas TINS low born
sun OF Ameriky got To about tins xpedIshun any
war fhis man Perkins - lnkonsIderaie.'
Iii ~ a lie. doc. Livingston" sed, turnin my
eagle e,e ON Inc insultn explorer at ~ libel on
tue birthplace o: Horace Greeley ana R0sko kOnk-
nng. sich remarks az those, Don't you want O
American iiler aud skollcr Ia the expldishunrn
''>o sur 10 home VA 10 kass-go home ~ cx-
klamcd the excited Baker f1ea ne continered, IN
a lo grumbIn tone, "bei you KUN here-you vie
American had thinls all fixed. We kud hev
stade hid away irlm verGDOdy or Years. We kud
rev Kept Tue whole worli IN puzzle Tor long
time. They wud hev published our deihs aud ritten
our blogfaiys a good many times. We wud have
been iDortaiuei, aud now, you dam 10 kuss Amer
lean. have KUN here To lnieryu and les
out s.Krets. lou kant KUN none OF your ALL
bama b1ne-s over uz, ioa KANT seal our thunder
Perkins he kon1innered. holdin Two revolvers IN
my race, .yvu ga"
"Are yon IA earnest, squaref, askt, trenholm
with terrible emoshon. ~ turned my eagle eye ON
the English knlte.
In seckons we'll destroy yoar Yankee Karkuss and
iced tou TO the aiisators,' ani they began 10 get
out their hunting Knives 60 do 10.
tod 'em 10 eNku~c me- aad would 20 back TO
the hotel--ihen slia oravcly 10 tue rear, and win
unninehing sytnde watched 70 see what tney woud
Then sir samuvei Baker turned his nrey eyes upon
poor trcnbin stanley. aoresed. "liow fares is
win thee, brotner ingishnanf' he asked IA dulses
tones.
"Exoelen, well, a. ur as I've got" replied
stanlcy, onOring S.r ,amdyel cnew Of Kaveudish.
Are ready % dle p ASKED slr SamuyeI. fixing us
mellow ewes on the FURNISHES explorer.
I'll nam not." said STANLEY. wildly ketchn hold of
"rhen slave prepare. for ,nou shalt instant disr'
Sayln Ihis, Iae = explorers ranlned poor neart-
broken stanley into ten-nch CouInD Had. and shot
MS mAnged eoise mo LAKE iaii-s gan ki-Aa-
HartbroKen aud discharged. l Jumped ialo the
omniDus and rode Dace 10 tae Hotel AZ CipL The
motel was empty. seor1e francs IRAN had bin
thar the ia bc4 ON icctLrin tour, and driven the
people sth. He had a whk Look.
Turnln TO the Landlord. asked MIN where all the
Alrikan gr0er came ron.
.'lhey were formerly Ameriky,f ne replied.
They lied IRON tue ehdaes ci slavery. near,
metninks the cnain- clankin even now" Then he
put hls hand bennd nis ear.
'.Nary clank,n seq l. "ine Airikan n man and
brother now. lie kan VOTE ne kan git married to
any one ne wants TO- he Aan 20 10 church. aa he
kan wear a six nat an a baum pan. an ockupy a
box at tue OPERA
'wno did all tnis, Mr.. Perkins ~ he asked deeply
Interested.
"Wei part OF the kredlt ~ due to Wendell Philips
Garri smltn anu AR. CARLSON. put the graLe krcdt
should Ds given 10 j. Davis ana Gineral Lee. ana
got up tie ite and when the glorious stars and
stripes onct got a rampage there war no stoppin
no they VIII take mack at Mexico. Tnat Will KUN
as soon IA some pucky sam houston shall git up
and tel EN- 10 kuin aud heap MN"
"Wnat Is tue ne Wa Ia Aiueglky about the ALBANY
klamcs ~ ask the landlord.
80 nothin, on.y tne,'r gon TO pay 'em-the
British are. Ina KANT Oioiu To let git let.
tiers oil mark ana repriza and 90 through English
koinnierce hk "a dose vi sats-tna KANT aford to
loose the kiiiton house at NIAGARA and have Old
Misses slosning around kanidY WIN the Seventh
regiment and z2nisters-nary Tune" said IA u
nawty tone.
"Aiasl I see how my poor kuntry- how unfortu-
nate Hngland - 10 suier,' konInued the man,
soliloquislng 10 hisself the manly tears pored
down ONO MS siIrt buzkaln-.'alas, seev
Now. my deer honnlersnall. | hcy told you ala
the neuz IN Aiuky. Baker and LIyIngstun Is well.
They are hethy-alssl too DeitLv for Stanley and l.
just you all let em alone aud tnev VIII KUN out all
rite. stop publishing Lisngstun's biografy-st0p
a month. lie only stays there " keep you all talkm
about niul. 1 no IL. OshUm cum dtJ ne idies.
eI>S c.,s..2 Yours, respectful,
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