The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-09-19

Short pleasure often brings long repea
tanoo.
A Kentucky girl don't low no fllera
round her what hain't rid in the keers."
a follow in the wake Of the baby" a.
tho mother said when disturbed by hor 10
fant at night,
They havo Dolly Warden" chilh in
Georgia. The sufferer turns all sorts Of
colors, and is terribly bumped up.
An exchange has found out when Adam
was married; Of course it was ON bis wed,
ding I've; most everybody knew It ba.
fore.
A Missouri murderer, sentenced to be
hanged, offers to shoot George Francis
Train il the Governor will pardon HIM,
His proposition is worthy Of consideration
The man who never told an editor how
ho could bollcr his paper has gone on!
West to marry the woman who never
looked into looking glass.
A Cincinnati wife loft hor husbanl'a
board but took the bed with her. Hois
puzzled to know how to word legal
notice Of warning to prospective creditors.
A dandy observed that ho had put y
plate of brass upon his boots to keep hun
upright Well balanced, by jiug'' saias
du,ohman, brass at both ends
The Twenty third Psalm 10 the night,
ingalt Of the Psalms. Ii has filled tho air
Of tho whole Christian world with Molud,
ous JOY, greater than tho heart can con,
oeive.
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A young lady having read about man
having invented stove which consumed
its own smoke hopes he will devise meth.
cd whereby tobacco smokers can beran on
the same economical principle.
Since tho census has shown that 10 tho
United States there are several fellows,h
who never before thought Of marrying have
gone frantic over tho effort to find soind
one. 10 love-, .lbia,ia in accordance viii. !.
the t5uBdtst theories q demand aud sup,
ply; ''s
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% The FIRST day Of July las..a Law vent
into operation, under which small pack
ages Of dry goods, hardware, drugs (e1.
cept liquid drugs, and other merchandise,
not exceeding twelve ounces 10 weight,
can be mailed to any part Of tho United
States at a charge Of two cen.s for each
two ounces or fraction Of two ounces.
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A good story is told Of a clergyman Ina
Massachusetts, town who forgot his notes on
> Sabbath morning, and rs il was too late
10 send for them, he said to bis audience,
BY way Of apology, that this morning ho !,
should have to depend upon the Lord for
what he might say. but In tho afternoon
he would come better prepared.
A Bridgeport lady remained too long
IN q train to kiss q friend, trying to get
,ff after the train bad started, she wns
brown violently on her face. III ever
kiss anybody said sho vehemsntly.
's she arose, ANY woman, atleast!" she
added.
The Winchester Arms Company Of New
Haven, Conn, recently shipped their
irst iustallueut Of 10000 rifles to tho
Turkish government. Mr.. Winchester
s now 10 Europe arranging for another
arge contract.
When John Adams was ninety years Of
'ge he was asked how be kept the vigor Of
lis faculties up TO that ago. lie replied,
by constantly employing them. The
mind Of an old man is like an old horse;
{ you would get any work out Of i. you
must work it oil the time"
How They Do Meeting Business
Ont West.
They have at Urbana, Ohio, the ina
ional camp.mee'ing" Of the Methodist