The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1872-08-01
OUR CHIP BASKET.
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The posting of placards fquack med cine
las been prohibited in the streets of Chicago:
An elegant specimen ef the fence dauber's
.rt on Ecdral street bridge reads ::''@tse
'arter's Ink cures Bowel Complaint"
;.Gdne where white man can open on
J unday" is the inscription left in. the win.
d,1w of deserted barber-shop in New Bed
ford. #.. ..
"Pm afraid I'm sitting on your crinoline,
ma'am." Oh never min. sir, it's Of no
consequence; you can't hurt it." "No,
nraam, it's not that; but the confounded
thing hurts me-" .Ast =.
A boy who undertook TO ride horse rad
lsh Is now practising on u saddle of NUT
ton. .'
sSally, what time does your folks dine"
''Soon as you so away-that's nIissuss ord
crs." .,.,
The most dangerous kind Of a bat tha!
flies at night is brickbat. .aaa,5 y
The seamstress's n,otto:RAs you sew so
shall you rcap, especially if can sew only So
50. ,.......... ..-" - .!
An old maid suggests that when lobster
breaks cne Of his claws-another sprouts
Immediately and grows in its place.
Can an auctionser be expected to wear an
am.able expression Of copntenance when his
locks are always for-bidding.
Josh Billings says: When you strike ile
stop boriug; many'a man has bored clean
thru, andl let all the lie run out at tic bot.
tom. .~.
"Comc here and tell me what the four
seasons arc?" Young prodigy answers
Pepper, mustard, salt and vinegar; ttcn's
what mother seasons with" -..r H...'
"P.iDn:r, why did you follow this man
and beat and kick him so shamefully p 81
nm sorry. your honor, I was little drunk,
and I thought it was my wife,
A facetiols keeper who was taking two
conyicts to Jail last week. when the train
stopped called out, 'Step out gentlemen, fiji.
tcen years ADT rCIfcSlfilclltS.
\ HINr.-Time, night; several stars
wiuking knowingly; youth and maiden lu' X.
ing ''uply.@ Maiden with tapif pointing to-
wards the zenith. ...,.. .a.
A youa@ man rode ten miles in railway
carriage with pretty girl one moonlight
night with the intention of popping the
question, but all he said was "It is quite
mooney to night" "Yes,'' replied she;
''muchly." And there wasn't another word
said" ......:.
4 wag lent a clergyman horse, which
ran away and threw him, and then claimed
credit for aid in spreading the gospel.
\ man out West was offered dish of
maccaroni soup, but declined it, declaring
they ';coulln't play off any billed pipe stems
on him."
"Bobby, why don't your mother sew ,p
your pantaloons ?" ''Cause shes at the ,es-
try sewing for the heathcn! |"
;Mothcr. this b,)k tells about the a tgry
waves of the ocean. Now what makes the
ocean get angry?' Because it has been
crosse'l often, my son." .... D.
"Putatoesw cried darkey peller in
Riehm,nl.;' Hush dat rackct-you distracts
dc whole ncighborhood," came from q color
"a wumaa in doorway "You kin hear
me, kin you?" "Hear you'll kin hear you
mile" THANK God for dat-Pse hollerin
to DC hcarn. Tatocs >" ..
A lightning exchange commences an Item:
AS We go to press man named Sullivan IS
being run over by apony engine on the rail-
road" o..
Tn Iowa there blooms newspaper which
tells Of Il fire thus: John Baldwin of Grunly
County, owned detective fine. He doesn't
own it now. Loss 5000.
What, S the difference between man cut
tin. the end off his nose, and u boy who has
just learned task? One lessons his knows,
and the ether knows his lessons.
An Alabama editor has found a new
premium to offer subscribers. He will name
his ncw boy for the patron who pays his
subscription the longest time in advance.
A correspondent Of Maine paper wants
to know some remedy for striped bugs. We
should suppose the remedy depended very
much Oh what Is the bugs.
Editing paper is very much like carry
inc an umbrella on a windy day: Every
body thinks he could manage bette: than
the one who has hold of the handle.
A Kalam,zoo judge fined re. porter fr
app caring within the bar in his shirt sleeves,
but the rep, r.cr proving to the satisfaction
of the court that he had 40 coat, the til.e
VA: lrmittcd.
The King and Queen of Span narrowly
escaped assassination, at Madrid at midnight
of the 10Th instant. One Of the would he
a<saSsins Was killed by an attendant of the
royal party. and two We're captured. The
telegraph rcports that al! clascs; are enthu:i-
aslic in rejoicing over the i.iurc Of the