Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-02-29
OUR APPETIZER.

An IrreNcrent butcher styled his
." 'a'h OF your troubles, sand
'he oyster TO the fisherman, " but
your case ooh peS'n 10 be as hard
rs a''''c'
An escaped leopard "a travcrs'
ing New Jersey lie does not tarry
long IN one place, out changes his
spots continually
"A 'aeh'eo co'ored Georgian
P'aoe" '"e p"'I Q, MS gun III the hrc
"'''e ne 'ooh'o "o"h 'he muzz'e, and
went hehce'
-ont IN Louisville, as a man sick
cned unto death, his pet pigeon sick e.
MA > ,Go Wv, ,.,,i ",I y" 't" ~ '"' i' ''''' n"''S
Il" It,"' ",u ,,,,. : ''''o F'5o'' '''" "'So' -
" PN'
"A boy-tahy was solcmnly chris
tened Mary kelllcy, 10y mistake, in
;,Ia,,., ~ " Nm ~ " o'",' '..', I'y, ! ,V .'S
~ ,,;.s,, h., ~ '"' '"''' " 'N''o' :
"''' ~ $40 "
1t seems that the Japanese are
not to have the comforts of our ciyi
lization introduced among them with.
'"s !''S "a e'''"' Po",',' haSe
''' "'' 0''' "''' ''''o'' "" '''e' T.
Stokes asks suspension Of pub.
lie opinion. Public opinion is more
modcrate--it only asks a suspension
of Stokes. ~ J. Com. .t3certjSG'
"A woman being asked what was
her husbands occupation, said he
was engaged in ii1ishiog,' 1t was
subsequently asccr,ainei that that /.
was a term in the penitentiary to
" "''' '''' '''''''''
" How did you learn that graceful
attitude ~ asked gentleman of n fel
low leaning in a maudin way against
n post Eve been practcing at the
glass" was tho reply.
A ,onno,o,oo ,oo,,uou ,a;;,,
secu con;nn ont of ,aycrn w,;n;noT
his month etTnc,ualIv d;sa,meJ rriti.
cism by explaining that he had Sc.
we're toothache. and only went in "to
get a Glove to put in his tooth"
"a man ',o''. 9a'' rraho'Sco' VINO
','o not no''' VI 'nv 'h'eaSo n'', ar
',Ee" 'hero 'as' week A''er lo"N'nS
~ '"o % ,"'ne "e ,",o''' " stranger y.
earthonako last"
p,.o,,o,or .rr TT ;,o,no
way to spell cattle. "--Droycr
(writIng the receipt --" Naebody
could spell wi this per. There's been
cwre money drucken bodies usin' it "
Sr,so,.,,r avn Car,,cr
chan down F,st nv,rcosos hin,snlr
v.in,or 49, rltDa.a
on Lni ,h;s 1, 1;no, tI,u wo
loyo v;llor,I1 ,ho ho,n,,CnI .do.
,bo ,;c,;o of ho,r, Lo,ts ,hn laa
;c;olcs IN ,ho cor,Iiros ,dI a.
g I,cLoa - .o cJoIy oan,,rnasas !, :.
~, ,n
" ,''1'' ~, o''''" "po' ,'' "''''' p,','
All cooo'uc To ren'', '',S' 'he "'Huer
C'c '''os' cna'o'R' ooauo','
ana lo'e'y o' a., ID" SeaSohs' D2de
yoh th'g so " hal y VIVA mas ''d
d'e rohe 10 " nra'' so ,ha' hiH hozc
" v S''''peu uP -, o., , c"'''o, ;, '-eNP't,
but fnd cad voup DO iddael,
-,
-~9o"'o 'el''o--''''--S --S'o'o way
must have worried h'S brai'i IN pro
iucinr this:
WIN is bo, ;nmor,a,2 rIcr s,,
,o,or ,o,e Nybv have oL;.tars ,o
bonc !, the rn,nrcp . Thoy have ,brir
nort % wnrld rnccks iwi3lem in ,Ils
Iyhy i Lor IN fonco I,Lo ccn, ,
IIo,1 IN ono sidn and t,;I on tho
,,hnr Why don,, hone lao a, ,,inh, >
Thov ,bey arc roostors wiz ia tho
frs, ch;c(on If brood ike he main.
'moS, - nc shin * E,,Io c,r,.arJ nrI
'ha % na;, " ha,rh A ch;ckcn ;,s
hatchod Ike = COWS tai; > Never secn
h"coro WI shonIJ no. cL;cEen
'.ras. ,bo r1,d , Il wonl1 he a fowl
,ranool;,, If sL;n canta;n L,d
ro oaas nbot wnul1 he dop Lava
f,wnt a,1 ~ cancl,dn a hon i a
onnr ccnnomist hccan.o f,r every /
',r,i, aha g;yc a mock
p 49, - =