The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1872-03-10

ooueVoIeug OOCl6ty Will Do QeIu III Cuo
Washington Street Chapel. on Monday,
1Ith instant. at IL M.
Water was again let into the canal, on
Friday. A stroll along it's banks will re-
pay any one for the fatigue.
Ono of the most tasty calendars we
have seen has been issued by the Smith
American Organ Company, Of Boston,
OF which the Messrs. LyBrand arc the
agents in this city. It is gotten up on
cardboard, in the shape Of pamphlet,
each page ornamented with tinted pic
lures. representing ancient and modern
musical scenes. On either side of each
picture is the calendar.
The Governor has appointed the fol-
loving notaries public: Paschal D. Huff,
Greenville; Joseph f. Rhame and J.
Scott Burgess, of Clarendon; John G.
Cunt, Wm. A. Glenn aud @. P Rodgers,
Of Anderson.
The appointments of 81. F. Heriot as
Auditor Of Georgetown County, J. T.
Harrison, Health Officer, Georgetown.
and w. L. Webb, Trial Justice of the
same County, have been confirmed by
the Senate.
DR.. Mot has erected fountain, from
which he dispenses Excelsior water,
from the celebrated springs at Saratoga.
Nothing more healthy can be imbibed.
We had the pleasure. yesterday, of
meeting our friend, J. Ross Robertson,
who is conducting the editorial depart
ment OF the Winnsboro News.
PHGN1xIANA.-Ad to newspaper
publishers Take cold bath and rub
briskly with a coarse towel. It will in
crease the circulation.
It was the last straw, or the last hair,
and not tho last feather, that broke tho
camel's back. Some say that it didn't
break the canlels back; that it only
made him "hump."
A Western Paradise is thus described:
mo income tax; no internal revenue;
no spies to see If you treat q friend on
Sunday; no special police; no dog tax,
school tax, or bounty fund. Aud, to
end with, the Indians and half-breeds
can't tell one greenback from another,
so all our ones are tens"
"Talk about the jaws of death" ex-
claimed man who WAS living with his
third scolding wife. II tell you they're
no touch to the jaws of life''
The best way to make catsup is to
plaoo pan of milk before your feline.
II it happened to be male feline we
suppose you would have Tom at.a-c cat
sup.
An artillerist's wife asked him the
other day if there were three balls in a
tier OF grape shot. Eyes," responded
the sentimental soldier, "and perhaps a
great many tears in every ball."
There seems to be no limit to the in
genuity Of those Connecticut Yankees.
A farmer in that State has just contrived
an internal machine for the destruction
of crows, in the shape of kernel Of corn
which explodes on being picked up by
the unauspecting bird, and blows his
| hchu Oh W1sdOQb GAo blIBaLc6t WAfuluR.
The supposition is that the crow is never
able to collect his scattered senses sufi.
oiently to ascertain what caused the
damage.
| FURTHER ARRESTS IN UNION .-Colonel
Joseph Gist and another prominent
citizen, whose name we did not learp,
were arrested in Union. on Friday last
on charge of Ku Kluxism. There is {
perfect reign of terror throughout tht
County. Colonel Gist had just giver
his evidence in court in pending case
when he was arrested.
A CAPITAL INvHNrIoN.--We were
shown, yesterday. By Er. T. x. Ward
the patentee, models Of his door ant
gate spring and window fastener. Th'
door spring can be attached to m,
door, is very simple. and answers th
purpose more effectually than anything
of tho kind we have ever seen. Th
spring. by change OF the location o
the lever, can be made to bear any re
quired degree of resistance, and is thu