The Huntington argus. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1872-1905, 1872-06-01

An incorrigihle bachelor created SEN
sanon IN company of ladies by SAYING.
have wife in nav eye;" but the sensa-
ton subsidized when il was observed thar
he was looking at the wife OF another
man.
Two men fred at an eagle a, the same
time and killed him. An Irishman oh.
served; They might have saved their
powder and shot, for the tall would have
killed him.
LoUIsvILLE matron, whose husband
snores badly, keeps clothes pin under
her pillow, and when his snoring awakes
her, she adjusts the pin on his nasal or
gan, and then slumbers peacefully.
GREEN 'un, who had never before seen
a steamboat, fell through the hatchwav.
and down into the hold, and being nnhurt.
he thus expressed his surprise: "Well, if
the burned thing amt hollerl"
AT Independence, Kansas, they manu-
iactnre the best whisky in the State, and
Thy spirit, Independence. let me share"
Is iavoriie quotation in the vicinity.
NoRSINGNEN constitute at least two.
thirds OF our whole voting population, and
can determine, If they will, who shall
make their laws, what laws shall be made
and who shall execute them.
w hat ~ the need Of anything more than
-oRGANIzEl oRGASIzg oRGANIzIl
a Young lady, in passing another.
should not turn round to see what the
other wears, because the other is engaged
IN dong the same thing.
A SHARP old gentleman. travelling ont
West, got a seat beside his wife in n
crowded car, 10y requesting the Young man
who sa, by her to please to watch tbat
woman while he went into another car. as
she had fits
A wRRronED husband in st. Paul. adj
vertises for the recovery Of his wife "a
| Iaui woman with gray eyes, and small
babe just beginnin' to wauk," who have
been appropriated by "a taul pok marlt
Teller with red hare"
lk the California Legislature. a bill was
recently introduced to bury "the INDECENT
sick at public expense.
The divorce. mania continues to rare in
Massachusetts Look at the docket ofthe
Supreme Court now in session at Tam
toni One hundred and fifty.one cases in
all, and OF these seventy-four are petitions
Tor divorce, and four for leave to marry
again Thus more than one half OF the
business OF the highest court in the Com.
monwealth relates either to the dissolu
ton OF marriages, or to petitions arising
from such dissolutions Not very fra
grant docket we must say.
A LAYwoMAN in Providence, n milliner
by trade, but nevertheless a favorite ex
horter at the evening meetings OF tn,
elect, thus gave her reasons for a belief In
the existence OF a Supreme Being: isis
ters, am just as confident that there is q
tod as ! am that there are bonnets in
Paris and that i know for certain. as
Yesterday received from there a choice "a.
soriment OF the most fashionable STYLES
which will trim with more taste and sci
lower than any milliner in the city"
a Nav NoRE farmer laughed when hi
prudent wife advised him not to smoke on
q load OF hay lie footed it home tina
night with his hair singed, most Of his gar
ments prey to the devouring element. ant
the IRON works Of his wagon in potato
sack; then his wife laughed
a LADY was asked 10y her Biddv abou
the nature Of the next world. and whether
IT would be just like this The lady being
blessed with happy family Of clever
children, has skeleton in the house in
the shape Of "A stocking-basket that neyel
gets empty, at whose side she had spent
many weary midnight hour in darnine
with Ibis spectcr before her ewes she re-.
piled TO tie girl playiully: ~ don t thinl
we shall he required to darn stockings ac
ter midnight "Sure, and that's thru,
for you, mum, for all the pictures Of an.
gels have ever seen were barefooted"
4 GIRL came to apply tor place. Til,
lady OF the house asked reference.
81 have lived five years at nv last
place, SAID the girl, and if you want "a
know anything more about me, ask Father
lIawley
The lady was fayorably impressed with
n girl who had lived five years without
changing her place, but she concluded to
call on Father llawley.
DO YOU know girl named r.?
All correct 20 far but n the lady turned
/ 70 CO. Father Hawley inquired
DO you know where her last place
"No-she did not mention that Where
| was it2
"ln the State Prison"
The bate eF Christ's Crucifixion.