The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-13
The Cecil Wing.
For III
"THAT KOW..

tushun IL purfeckt withought stitch an
appendage. Hevn reelazed thee blessin
NV stitch an artakle NV domestick feelisity
in thee past, and beein deprived NV itch
fur the lastt tew yeers, Susey and kon-
kluded tew suppl the defishensy. The
neckst konsiderashun wus Nv maxim the
selexshun.
When butt wun kow IL kept outew
large ialem, nr fur the benertit NV privet
ttmerly, CRATE kecr shood be taken in the
selection NY the anermal. So az Susie and
i wus castin about, lookin fust at wun and
! then untew anuther-gest in the midest
nv stitch medertashuns, along kums dis
| tent konneXshnn NV Susy's. sails he,
can't Susy. i've got the very kow witch
yew ort to hev. Shee's a splenderd amer
NAL, bcwtiful hefter, and will kav in six
weaks, sertin, tew a day. Hur hyde is yell
Ter az soold, and shee's SO kwiet that emmy
chiald ken forndel ontew herr Twas
enutf; the pictur wus pleasin, and Susy,
turnin tew HE, kwietly remarkt, $50,
John, go! and e! yer ken git hur, by awl
Susy Ell drecm Nv the futer. But antis-
erpait. 1t wussent long till fastend mi
peppers onto hur. She WIS a nice specer-
min in the kyne variety, but sumhow the
Appearance NV kavin didn't stryke me az
very pursipitait; but the preliminares wus
sumo fickst. and kast kabel around the
antelers NV the kow, and sune wuz traveller;
Sumtimes WIS leedin, but in general she
WIS a leedin NV Ine. Our route bein NV
windin mater we recent tymber, into witch
we Travelled with mulch ENERGY. Clevn
tnw the kabel, i made hat Inches unto
abortt tew-thurds Nv the treas NV that
t'orist, kompleetly clenin up the underbrush
maxim it dezirable fur % kamp meetins."
At intervals She would be layin down,
and wood be a crawin up; and with many
apltirlashuns NV stitch ameusments, with
teelins NV tryumf, tide hur few poast
neer unto the stablin at hoam
Susy and the childrun kun runnin,
II cv yew got hur?' ses she. "Sukey,
poor sukey,' sayin which and patten hur
on the back, snkey reversed, skwared and
kerhand went the hull NV her sturn tim
oeIs. Poore Susy, wyfe Nv mi boosen,
accomplished Il wunderful feet, turnin W
nr threa summersetts all at wunst. "Oh!
John, JOHN sed she, cline llrippled, i'me
kilt. and swuned away, rekvering with a
sereer attaX NV the rumatis, the chlldrun
kwickly dispursed, but old "Rumpus"
kun yellpin, and sukey moar aggravated
than ever, slipt hur kabel and maid fur
him with the are nv ecsturminashun.-
poore kritter, We've had tue splinter him
UP ever sense. Fur threa months hur
sogurn with us has bean senserably feelin.
king Charles II paying visit to DR..
Busby. the doctor is said to have strutted
through the room with his hat on, while
His Majesty walked complacen,ly behind
him with his hat under his arm. But when
lie was taking his leave at the door, the
doctor thus addressed the King: 81 hope
your Majesty will excuse my want of respect
hitherto; but if my boys were to imagine
that there was a greater man in the king
dom than myself should never be able to
rule them
The London Lancet, which is authority
on such subjects, gives the following
unique cure for bone felons: AS soon as the
disease is felt, put directly over the spot a
Hy-blister. about the size of your thumb
nail, and let it remain for six hours, 1T tho
expiration of which time, directly under
the surface Of the blister, may be seen the
felon, which can be instantly taken out
with point Of needle or a lancet.
A condensed philosophy of farming"
Feed your land before it is hungry, rest
it before it is weary, and weed it before it
is foul
a little German boy, attempting to
repeat the first verse of Mary Had Lit
tie Lamb" rendered it as follows:
Mary's got Won little shepcs,
His vleece vas vite rs WOOL.
And every place wi eres Mary's bin
Dos little shepes vos come there too.
1t is related that when Beecher was in
the country, last summer, he lost his hat,
and found it, in about week, in the barn
where he had left it, bat with four eggs in
it. This was exactly as it should be-
Beecher had just written an Q ,lngy on the
hen; why shouldn't the Hen re Ward
Beecher?
Two young ladies and Mr.. Thaddeus
Grady were conversing on age, when one
Of ha kpp,o ;o,
of us do you think is the elder, Mr.. O'G 90
Sure replied the gallant Irishman, you
both look younger than each other
Another imitator of George Washing
TON has turned up. \ Mchiyander pre-
scented himself to the sheriff, weeping, and
said he could not tell lie-he had killed
his wife and child with his little Eatchet.-
The sheriff told him he was too good to
live much longer. and the chances are that
he will not.
If thou hast wronged thy brother in
thought, reconcile thee to him in thought;
if thou hast offended him in words, let thy
reconciliation be in words; if thou hast
trespassrd against him in deeds, by deeds
be reconcied to him; that reconciliation is
most kindly which is most in kind.
rs If you want to be IN good humor
all the week, get your washing nicely done
by 10 o'clock Monday morning and have
the clothes ironed and put away before
night. Now if yon don't know how to do
this, Just inquire at Moore & Bro, who
manufacture that famous Wilmington
Gig iSoap.' Ask your grocer for it.
An epitaph on a husband and wife. in
a country church, concludes with Cuota-
ton meant to be polite, but which Gel tainly
may be construed two ways. Ii is as io!-
lows: "Their warfare is accomplished.
The oldest newspaper in Ednburgh is
the Couraat, established in 1105. aud edited
until 1910 by no less writer than Daniel
Defoc.
In Wyoming the bridegroom does the
fainting and takes the kissing at the we'd
dings. while the bride whispers, Lean on
me-, denrest."
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