The Republican journal., 1872-10-17
Pills, Potions and Punqencles.

A jury was brought nto court, in order that
one of their number nigh be instructed upon
the following point of law "if believe that
the evidence was one way, and the other eleven
believe different does that Justify any other
juryman in knocking me down with chair?'
The judge answered in general terms.
THE GREAT HAIR PRODUCER. Hair Oils,
Pomatums and PomadeS have had their day.
They belong to the musty past Nobody that
understands the chemistry Of the hair and the
philosophy OF its growth thinks of using them.
Instead Of cogeing the pores of the scalp with
thick Onguents. and thus obsrurting The inScn-
slbic perSpiratnn which is essential to the health
OF the tibcrs, we now tone the surface of the
head With an inVlgoraing application which
penetrateS to the roots OF the hair and stimulates
them in the same way that the fertilizing agents
spread over the meadows stimulate the grass
roots and cause the blades 10 spring MP in
mvrIadS. coating the earth with Nerdure. The
lnvisorant best adapted to this purpose is
LYONS kATHAIiUN. 1t may well be called the
fertilizer of the head. To the barren scalp it
communicates veeeiative power. II The hairs
dropping out or becoming dry aud withercd, it
arrests the process of ,lilapiiation or blight
The hair thickcnS ana becomes glossy and tleNl-
BILE under its genial operation, and dressing
1t is unapproaehed by any preparation that has
vet been laid on the toilet of Fashion.
Devotion TO public opinion was evnced by Il
lady aged eighty. who recently married "A man
of a correspondingiy appropriate age, because,
she said, 'he comes about my house 81 much,
if don't marry him people will talk"
THE "HOUSEKEEPER" OF OUR HEALTH. The
liver is the great depuratinr or blood cleansing
organ Of the system. Set the great housekeerer
OF our health ut work, and the foul corrnptions
which gender in the blood. and rot out. rs It
were. the machinery of life, are z.radUally eX
PEELED from the system. For this purpose DR..
Pierce'S Golden Medical Discovery is present.
nenty the article needed. 1t cures every kind
of humor from the worst St1otuia to the COM
mon pimple, bloch or eruption. Great eating
ulcers kindly heal under il, mighty curative in
luencf. Nirulent, blood po>ons that lark in
the system are by il robbed Of their ierrorS and
by a preserving and somewhat protraried use
of it. the most tainted system may be complete
y renovated and built up anew. Enlarged
glands. tumorS ana Swellngs dwndlc away
and disappear under the influence of this great
resolvent. II is sold by ali druggists. 6l;'.
This is a touching Arkansas obituary verse :
''Grim death has taken darling little Jerry, only
son of Joseph and Sircna Howels; seven days
he Wrestled with the dysrnrery. and then he
persisted in his little bowels"
The human system. 50 sensitive, delicate and
| tender, should he handled with the greatest of
care when depressed by kidney, bladder and
elanduar diseases. diabetes, gravel. mental and
physical debility, female irregularities, and
1naladles caused by intemperance loss of vitality,
youthful inuiscretionS and imperfect digestion.
Administer SMOLANDER's BUCHU and You will
be relieved. 1t is Il stonlachic and tonic rs well
AS diaphoretlc, deobstruent, Alternative duretic
and solvent.
''See thcre!" exclaimed returned Irish
soldier TO gaping crowd, as.he exhibited with
some pride a hat with bulet-hoe in it. "Look
| at that hole, will you: You see that if il had
been a low-crowned hat, | should have hecn
| Killed outright"
BRONCHITIS. Freeport Disby County, n.
: ,IamIarV Mr. .Tamas I Epilnws SIR
| In the winter of 1866, | was afflicted with a
severe attack of Bronchitis, and although our
| doctors were very attentive. and used all the
| means in their power, they failed TO afford me
| much relief | obtained Your Compound Syrup
| Of Hypophosphitps. and took it until it made a
| permanent cure.
| am now in perfect health and free from
Bronchitis. Respectfully yours
MENDALL CROKER.
Whats that?' said a teacher, pointing to the
| letter n TO Il little ragged urchin. ''Daddy's
naine" mo. no. my boy" Yes it is, Fve
| seen him write il Il good many times.
| lady in Pittstieid, who was tor a long time
| tJoubled with Dyspepsia, commenced using
Rennc'~ Pan-killing Magic Oil, daily, and 10
her surprise those distressins symptoms and
| feelings left her She says, at works like a
! charm" s. A. Howes 4 Co. wholesale agents.
The difference between Mother Eve and
| Father Hyacinthe's wife is, that while the for
mea tempted with IN apple, Mrs. II. was
| led away by a pere.
Loss OF APPETITE, Heartburn, Palpilation
| of the Heart, Dizziness. S'ecpIesSneSs. ConStl-
patton, Wind, Mental and Physical Debility
| ana Melancholy. are caused 10y dlSarran9'-
ment OF the digestive organs. 70 thoroughly
master these symptoms, WHITES SPECIALITY
FOR DYSPEPSIA i, the only prompt efficient
and safe remedy. FL. q. WHITE, proprietor
lo1 Washington Street, Boston. Price 81 pei
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