Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1872-11-13

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A unique 81. Louislan Htitss his
,amc DIR. w. Pope U, ueadington.
Three husbands Of an Arizona wo- {
nan have been murdered within ten
years. -
The st. Louis doctors are expert
with tho Turkish bath in .
case of hydrophobia.
A colorcd preacher OF Georgia
writes his namo "rcv. louis PoPe,.
md votes the Grant ticket.
+ A red-haired girl Of San Francisco
escaped payment Of her hair-dye bill :
because she was o minor.
Detroit has a girl nine years old
who can tell lie minute for q full
lour. She also steals and is obstinate.
California, with moro wheat. than
Inc knows what to do with, is pre-
,arimg to raise more next year than
he raised this.
A countryman and his wife attend-
.ns the .'opcry" in New York left In
lisgust when I.uGla, in FraADiavolo,
,egan to disrobc before tho mirror.
The "Permancnt Friends" 10 the
,amc of an Evansville society. Tho
members arc sworn to refrain from
borrowing money from each other.
An Illinois man, while drunk, fell
rom a wagon and died. The man
5 Who sold him the whisky compro-
niscd by paying the dead mans heirs
{ 81 600.
The personal paragraplist Of tho
n ;hicago Times has foot that rivals
magnitude an ordinary lake steam
y Il. His fathers bib tannery IL OH
. hc brink of total suspension.
Jacob Weber, of Ohio, aged sS
4 ears, has voted 7a times during his
ong life. "A good many men in tho
4 republican party haTe done better
un Jacob i'll one 3joth Of ono year.
I In the London Educational De-
IS ,ar,mcmt is n man named John Dent
r Dent. The President should call him
= ,ver, us lie has double claim upon
d i'm, and is undoubtedly his long-lost
,roihcr-in-law.- Boston Post.
A Kansas zephyr lately blew away
Kansas hcirer.
III All of Sir Walter Scott's race aro
q conc now but great granddaughter,
q girl Of 10.
n \ Western editor says of noigh-
q With n quivering cyclid, that ho
3 shutters in the left eyc."
4 Kansas babies are soothod with
Fl .attlesnakc rattlcs. When an infant
Q :ries the mother hunts tho prairie
r with fence rail.
Under tho empire which he LAM
i ,ooncd, RoclIcfort had an income OF
u SlS6 900 year. Under tho republic
10 sighed for, he munchcs o crust In
y prison cell.
=, B Hon. Chas. T. Bond, Ill esteemed
itizcn of Mississippi, and an cmi-
n tent mason, died ut his residence
New Albany, OH the l4th inst,
1t "Oncc bit, twice shy" is homely
T. saying, but singularly rue. 1t mean'
L q hat mali who has been swindlet
is will be very cautious the second tim'
III & md the third. The fourth time ,how
IS ever. lie will be swindled more essil!
a, md completely than before.
lh In 177G the first religious service
" Bleld in Kentucky were held at Har
y rodsburg. The Baptists Of Kentuck.
II Eproposc u centennial celebration Of tn
G. same ut the roots (still rcmaining) Q
u E5thc same tree, and at the same spring
II rs No person, says a writer in til
b, philadelphia CAGE" appears to hav
n, lo,iccd the pathological fact that th
II, .erm "capct-baggcr" is a literal trans
alton of the French phrase "Homm
ri, 10 sac," which is defined in. tho dit
n E,ionaries as rogue, thief, cite.
Ii, Fashionable authority decided tbs
'rt stovcpipc hat is always becoming
III inlcss it is too much stove. -
:, II is one of the beautiful compensI
-, ~ B ions ofthis life that no ono can sir
~ :crely try to help another withou
lelpin. himself.
Jr..H An old lady who had heard that
cs. ;oung friend had lost place by mi
mt lencanor, uncharitably Observes
d, There was alters woman ut Il
,lt. bottom of it,"
~. An instance of throwing ones. sc
Ii ,bout was witnessed few evening
lgo at party in the case of a your
e' ady, who when asked to sin. fir
ie' ,osscd her head and then pitched. h'
;oicc.
Will: A clergyman having made sever
It'll d attempts to reform q profligate, W
har 1t length repulsed with, at is sll
pie. vain, doctor; you cannot get me
ici hangc my religion" IL do II
is q want that" replied the good ma
Jr.. Il wish religion to change YOU"
aha "See therel" exclaimed man W
RAN had just had contest with a feci
I. burglar, to gaping crowd, as
'real pointed with some pride aud go
Il To ical of nervousness to a bullet liz
has Through the crown of his hat. 10
ing. It that hole, will you! You see u
beat f this had been low crowned hat
the would been killed outright"
ela A Cleveland Quaker says: 20
;'e ; Of our young citizens, who went il
i"l. . the country last week to work on
VIA. , farm for few weeks, and %
u IL .bealth instead of dissipation
burned the otner day a little out
pes sorts, but healthy. He had blister
80 his hands hoeins corn, torn the Q
.n '1. out Of pair Of twenty-five dol
! r, pants ut . picnic, one eye was bla
,;o,.s sned from attempting to draw wa
nrs. from an old oakcn bucket 'ant
.raol- h;s corchaed ~ an freacocd N