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Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1872-05-01

L HNT,
Po. Box, 81, Charleston, sc.
This Diploma or Certificate of membership
is splendid and beautiful colored lithosraph
engraving, an ornament that should adorn the
walls of every Good Tcmplar and Son of Tenn
perancc house. Has been pronounced by all
who have seen it, to he the finest Diploma or
Certificate of membership. Published complete
in every respect. 1t is from an entirely new
and original design, and iliuetratcs most perfect
~ the principles of our Orders There are
blank spaces e.: record ond signatures
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Sheriff. riiff's Sales.


BY virtue Of sundry executions TO me
directed, will sell to thehigh ,st bidders,
at Orangebnrg Court House, on the first
MONDAY i'll May next, for cash, the
following property, viz:
One tract OF land containing $50 acres
more or less, bounded north by b. p.
Reid and john Scglcr, cast BY estate
lands ofG. ". Brodie, south by Johnson,
and z kitchens, and west by p. Kitch-
ems. Levied on as the property of
Robert Brodic, at the snit ofJ. w. John
SOM administration of Joseph johnson.
IN pursuance Of an order, to me direct
ed, hy the Honorable Thad. G. Andrews,
Judge ofthe Probate Court, l will expose
to public qutcry, on Salcday, in May
neSt,at the risk ofthc former purchaser,
the following tract of land, viz:
One tract Of land containing so acres,
more or less, bounded by lands of j. w.
Fanning, Willis D. Tanning, d. w. JET.
ccatanl l.. j. Yon.
Sheriff Office, II. RIGGS,
Orangcburg G. II. S. O. G.
Anr;l ~ 1870
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TOURN AM EMF:

The following rules will g,vora the
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Berwick,
White Star,
Frederick III,
Charleston,
Elisto,
Santce,
Duke of Wellington,
Dorchester,
Black kniyht,
heaufort,
lvanllae.
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lDlSU@t STORE !!

For The liberal r,,renagc which have thus
far received from the citizcl.s Of Orangcbnrg
and the confidence shown in me by very num-
craus friends, take The opportunity of express
ing my sincere gratitude il the "Orangslurg
Times The encouragement Of past patron
age and Kindness induces a strong faith in
future success, and, while thanking my friends
for past E,vors, can assure them tlla, nothing
will be left un,lonc 10 deserve Their oninuinr
patronage. Ny store is essentially Drug
Store; where vii! h. kept such Drug. and Mcdi-
cnts alone, as VIII warrant genuine and Pure
have Arranged to supply my customers with
Medicines of the very best quality afforded in
the market avoid all cheap useless articles
and yet my prices shall be as reasonable for
valuable, good, fresh Medicines a. anybody's.
invite the Physicians The District to call
and examine COR themselves. They are judges
TO whose opinion | submit. Send your orders
and ;heyf viii lie filled 10 ;our satisfaction.
just received Q stock of ire, medicines
consisting of I.audnnum, Paragoric, Castor Oil,
Sweet Oil Epson Salts, Cream Tartar Carb
Soda, Sc, Dye Siutia, Paints and brushes, Con-
cenrated Lyc, Patent Medicines of all kinds
Just call al the Southern Drug Store on Rus
sell Street, and you will be sure 10 get wha. YOU
want. j. c. DUKES
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

Snow BOUND BRIDEGRooM.-A Chey-
enne correspondent of the Cincinnati
Commercial, speaking of the late block
ON the Pacific railroad says:
A man in Denver married, but had
to leave Immediately and unexpectedly
for Salt Lake City on urgent business.
He left his bride with tears in her eyes
and a promise of immediate return upon
his lips. He got there just in time not
to be able to get away. He made his
way slowly along with the blockaded
trains, working with his hands, for ev-
cry shovelful of snow got out was that
much obstruction removed between him
and his beloved. When within two hum
dred miles of Cheyenne, the foremost
train ran into a bigger snow bank than
ever, at which, faithful unto death. he
struck out a, foot and walked the two
hundred miles in five days. He came
in with frozen feet and ears, but his
heart was all right, and he went on tC
Denver rejoicing. At one point he was
chased by the wolves, and lost his plug
hat in running. The hat saved his life
for the wolves had never seen one before
and stopped to examine it for a long
time. 1t took them so long to deter
mine what it was, that our hero lover
got out of their reach He borrowed {
red handkerchief at laborer's hut anc
passed on
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

SHUTTING THE Door ON THE PARsoN.
Ten or fifteen years ago public dinner
was given to the members of the legisla-
ture at Providence, and Narragansett
preacher, called the Regular PAGER" be-
cause in his prayers, he had a habit of
standing behind a chair, stepping back
ward and hitchlng it after him, was call
ed on to ask blessing. He stood up in
his usual style and began lengthy pray
er. There was an open door behind
him, and he soon unwittingly backed in
to an adjoining room, taking his chair
along, when some one softly closed the
door, and the hungry guests proceeded
to dine, when the petition was finished
at leisure by the abstracted minister
WaShin gt0n Star.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

A REMEDY For Badness bald
may now take courage and smile at the
frequent summer fy. 1t is no new To-
ton that is to bring back the hairs of
their youth and innocence, but system
of planting hairs in the smooth skin of
the head, exactly as cabbages are set out
in garden A discoverer, whose name
cannot be long concealed from grateful
world, has invented plan of replanting
the hair where it is lost. As plants grow
so does the hair. 1t is rooted and thrives
like vegetable. The operation of re-
storing hair is very simple put healthy
hairs into the eyes of needles and draw
them through the upper skin, the epider-
mis- being drawn through, the hairs are
left in the skin, as thread may be left
in any material by stitcher. The roots
which have extracted with their bulbs
complete, are brought under the epider-
mis-. The surface so operated on IS pro-
tected at first by linen band, but the
hairs soon take root, grow and flourish
1t is not stated whether having the skin
punctured in this way is disagreeable,
and how often it is fatal If it is sue
cess the plan has many advantages one
can have any color of hair he may select,
and he can plant variety of colors, and
thus make his appearance striking and
beautiful.-Hartford Cooru'at.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08


A WARNING TO AMERICAN GIRLS
An American girl married Swiss gen.
tleman, in this city, about year ago,
and returned with him to his native land
few months afterward. 1t is now re-
ported that, within few weeks past,
the Supreme Court of the Canton of Sol
cure set aside the marriage on the ground
that it had been contracted in America.
without the consent of the commune to
which the husband belonged having been
previously obtained. This, of course,
leaves the wife without redress, so long
as her husband continues to reside in
his native place. 1t has repeatedly
happened that American girls, who have
married natives of Continental Europe
and gone home with them, have found
themselves dishusbanded because some
technical formality required by the To-
cal laws of the husband birthplace had
not been complied with. 1t therefore
behooves young ladies in this country
to be careful to have every formality
strictly attended to when they marry
admirers from any of the Continental
countries of Europe-N. Y. Paper.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

BITTEN BY A RAT.-An infant child OF
Mr.. Thomas Clinton, living on the cor
ner of Seventh and Cambridge streets, IN
Boston, was put to bed by its mother,
who sat down in the next room to do
some sewing. Shortly afterward she
was startled by the shrieks of her infant,
and going into the room saw huge rat,
with its fangs fastened in the nose OF the
child. its face and the bed clothing be-
ing covered with blood. The mother;
in her turn, shrieked, and herLhusband
came to her assistance, and the feroclous
animal was with difficulty driven from
the bed. 1t was pursued down stairs
and finally killed DR.. Norris, who was
called to dress the wound, says the teeth
of the rat came together through the
nose of the child, and that its cheek was
bitten through several times, presenting
an appearance of having been punctured
repeatedly with an awl. Besides these
wounds there were others upon the night
| car
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YOUR MISSION.

If you cannot on the ocean
Sail among the swiftest feet,
Rocking on the highest pillows,
Laughing at the storms you meet.
You can stand among the sailors,
Anchor'd yet within the bay,
You can lend hand to help them,
As they launch their boats away.
1t you are too weak to journey.
Up the mountain steep ard high,
You can stand within the valley,
While the multitudes go hy,
You can chant a happy measure,
AS they slowly pass along;
Though they may forget the singer,
They will not forget the song.
If you have not gold and silver
Ever ready to command,
If YOU cannot towards the needy
Reach an ever open hahd
You can visit the afflicted,
Der the errihg you can weep,
You can be true disciple,
Sitting at the Savior's feet.
If You cannot in the conflict,
Prove yourself a soldier true,
If where fire and smoke are thickest,
There's no work for you to do,
When the battlefield is silent,
You can go with careful tread,
You can beat away the wounded,
You can cover up the dead.
DoinOt then stand idly waiting
For some greater work to do,
Fortune is a law goddess
She will never come to you.
Go and toll in any vineyard,
Do not fear to do OF dare,
If YOU want field of labor,
You can find it anywhere.
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like to know?' and then, drawing lit
tie closer, whispered, "Will you please
to forgive me this time, Horace p
''Of course, darling" That was every
word he said, and Mabel danced off to
prepare for her ride.
'.The vixen p muttered Dorothy.
'.The angel - replied Horace
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08
THE HUMBUGGED HUSBAND.

She's not what fancy painted her
I'm sadly taken i'll
If some one else had won her,
Should not have cared pin;
l thought that she was mild and good,
As maiden e'er could be.
wonder how she ever could
Have so much humbugged me.
They cluster round and shake my hand
They tell me | am blest-
My case they do not understand
| think that know best:
They call her the 'fairest of the fair
They drive me mad and madder
What do they mean? 1 do declare
only wish they had her.
'Tis true that she has lovely locks,
That on her shoulders fall
What would they say to see the box
In which she keeps them all?
Her taper fingers, it is true,
Are difficult to match
What would they say if they but knew
How terribly they scratch?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08
OUR SHIP OF STATE.

Sail Cn great ship, forever sail,
Fear hot the tempest or the gale.
Thy future course shall boundless be,
For Gods strong arm is guiding thee.
Sail on, sail on, no more thy deck
Is held by those who planned thy wreck,
For all ha,-~TvfrfrSSt UtfO DlttoN
Through which thy giant fosm mas passed.
Sail Oh. sail Oh no slave is found
Beneath thy starry banner bound;
The once oppressed are now as free
AS tifose that gave them liberty.
Sail on, sail on, o nations boast,
Sail on with freedoms martiacd host;
Till troubling waves shalt round thee cease.
And thou shalt furl thy sails in peace,
Sail on, sail on the beacon light
On freedoms tower is shining bright.
Thy future course shall boundless be
For Gods strong arm is guiding thee.
-HuTIbut.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08
NO. Il.

WHY HE JUMPED THE TowN,-The
reason why the editor of a paper in
Easton, pa has suddenly gone into the
country for couple of months is, that
there is an infuriated man after him with
a horse pistol. It seems that there was
freman's ball to be given in Easton.
and the editor wrote splendid puff of
it beforehand for his paper, and drew up
number of lively ''display headlines
for it to the following effect: ''How is
this for high? A nice thing for the
boys. Lively times in prospect. A
chance for some good fun. Everybody
will be there. and all will go merry as a
marriage bell. Mirth, jollity and good
fellowship. Put on your dancing pumps
and 30 ir- Oh yloatll, &c. &C.,
Well, that same day-the very same day
when that account of the ball appeared
the paper contained a notice of the
death of an old and respected citizen, to-
gether with an announcement that his
funeral would take place on Wednesday.
And now what should the insidious out
cast of a foreman do but take those
headlines and put them by mistake over
the death notice, and so the paper went
to press. 1t was sad-awfully sad
and when that editor picked up the pa
per at his breakfast table and saw how
it was, he rose suddenly and packed
clean shirt bosom and fresh paper col
lar in his hat, and darted for the early
train. He caught itjust as 1t moved off,
and from the window might have been
seen another man moment too late,
fourishing some firearms, and swearing
and going on like mad. It is thought
that it will blow over but, if it doesn't
there is an editor in Easton who will
emigrate to the far West and stay there
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

The National Executive Democratic
Committee will hold meeting at Wash
ington early in May, after the meeting
of the Cincinnati Convention, to fix the
time and place for holding the National
Democratic Convention. 1t is supposed
that the time will be the 18th of July and
the place ST. Louis.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

SAMPLE CLERK WANTED IN DRUG
SToRE.-Jem BIS wag. A joke to
Jem is both food and raiment. and wher-
ever there is an opening for fun he'goes
into it.
Jem was recently in drug store, when
youth apparently fresh from the ''moun-
tings," entered the store and at once ac-
costed Jem, stating that he was in search
of job.
"What kind of job ?" inquired the
wag.
s:Oh Almost anything. l want to
get kind of genteel job I'm tired
o farmin, an kin turn my hand to al
most anything
'sWell, we want mana good, strong,
healthy man-as sample clerk.
whats the wages q
Wages are good; we pay $1,000 to-
man In that situation.
whats feller got to do p
ALI -@4--as~.--7sy -vs.SSv-s-
all 1t requires stout man, one of
good constitution and after he gets used
to it he doesn't mind it. You see, we
are very particular about the quality of
our medicines, and before we sell any
we test every parcel. You would be re-
quired to take-say, six or seven ounces
of castor oil some days, with few doses
of rhubarb, aloes, croton oil, and simi-
lar preparations. Some days you would
not be required to test anything; but,
as general thing, you can count upon
say from six to ten doses of something
daily. As to the work, that does not
amount to much the testing department
simply would be the principal labor re-
quired of you and, as [ said before, it
requires person of very healthy organ
ization to endure it. But you look hear
ty, and l guess you would suitus. That
young man pointing to very pale-taced,
slim-looking youth, who happened to be
presenD has filled the post the past two
weeks; but he is hardly stout enough to
stand it ; we should like to have you take
right hold if you are ready and, if you
say so, we'll begin to-day. Here Is a
new barrel of castor oil just come in.
I'll go and draw an ounce
Here Verdant, who had been gazing in
tently upon the slim youth, interrupted
him with:
"N-no, [ guess not-not to-day,
anyhow I'll go down and see my aunt,
and, eff / 'clude to come I'll come up ter
morrer and let yer know
He has not yet turned up.
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A CONTRAST BETwIxT 1776 AND 1871
DIR. Franklin describes the farmer
condition in l776 as follows:
Farmer at the plow,
Wife milking the cow
Daughter spinning yarn,
Boys thrashlng in the barn
All happy to charm"
Another gives an account Of 1871 as
follows:
THE Farmer gone 10 show,
His daughter at tie piano;
Madam gaiy dressed in satin
All the boys are learning Latin
With mortgage on the fafm.'
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4, II j. IL. TWONIBLY,

NY Ho1lSALE ana retail dealers in Flour Corn,
w Fork and Lard, Paints and Oils, Hardware,
West India Goods Groceries, Butter and Cheese. Also
Wm L. Bradleys I. X. L. Phosphate and Sea Fowl Gu
sano.
AARoN TwoMBLY J. L. TwoMBLY
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FOR SAFE

EzSixtyfour acres Of land, two miles west of arton
village and three-fourths of mile from West Glover.
twenty acres Of nice wood land with sugar orchard
OF five hundred trees-200 second -growth-weIl water
ed and fenced. Apply to o. '. .PERCIvAL, West GLOW.
or Vt. Aft
West Glover, Jan. .27. 1872.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

Mazzina, the great Italian Revolution
ist is dead.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08
LOST ARTS.

Sum of our best and most energetick
quill jerkers, have writ essays on the
''Lost Arts, and have did comparatiff1y
well, but they hav overlooked several ov
the missing artikles, which take the
liberty, Gin striking confdenshall way)
tew draw their attenshun to.
"PampIan Pr This delitesum
work ov art, IL (or rather acas) tri-
umphant conglomerashun ov baked doe,
and billed pumpkin.
1t waz discovered during the old ov
the moon, in the year 1850, by Angeli-
ca, the notable wife ov Rhehoboam Bee
cher, then residing in the rural town ov
Ma g uilford, etdto10r -eennlztion+r but
since departed this life, aged S4 years,
3 months, 6 daze, 5 hours and Is min
nitts.
Peace tew her dust.
This pi Immediately after its diskov-
cry bi Angelica, proceeded into general
use, and waz the boss pi, for over a hun
dred years.
In the year 1888 it was totally lorst.
This pi hant been herd from since.
Large rewards hav bin offered for its re-
covery by the Governor ov Connekticut.
but it haz undoubtedly fed for ever
5um poor it1itashun ov the blessed
old original pi are loafng around, but
pumpkin pi az it waz, with nutmeg in
| it) is no more.
"Run and 7m,zy."- Good old NJ
England rum with tanzy bruized in it,
waz known to our ancients and drank
by the deacons and the elders ov our
churches, century ago.
1t IL now one of the lost arts.
And haff a pint ov this glorious old
mixture upon Citing out ov bed in the
morning, then a haff a pint jist before
sitting down tew breakfast, then thru
the day, at stated intervals, haff a pint
ov it, and sum more ov it just before re-
firing at mite, is wat enabled our four
fathers tew shake oph the yoke ov CRATE
britain, and gave the American eagle
the maiestik tired and laundering big
bak bone. which he used tew hav. But
alass. oh, alass! we once had spirits ov
just men made perfek, but we hav now,
70 alass y spirits ov the dam.
One half-pint ov the present prevail
ling rum would ruin deacon in twenty
minitts.
Farewell, good old nu England rum,
with some tanzy in yer, thou hast gone
vest, thou hast gone tew that bourn from
which no good spirits Gums back.
Rum; requiescat, ct hquoriSsimus. "
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Success is in striking fast blows. and
hard ones
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w. w. EATON,

"A TTORNEY AT LAW and Solicitor in Chancery,
"A Will attend courts in Orleans and Caledonia
counties Prompt attention given to collections -
Greensboro. VT
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A 1V@&NEY and C0unselorat Law and Claim Agent
"A VIII attend the courts in Orleans and Caledoni;
o3ount@s Barton, Vt.
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DIRECTORY.
DIR. PARKHURST,

TRASBURGH, will be at f. W. Langmayd's Hotel
4 in Coventry, Friday Of each week. from 2 TO p.
NJ Agent for watertown, N. s. Truss. Kept con-
family on hand.
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A. @. ROBINSON.
WIN. w. CIRCUIT,

XKTHOLESALE dealer in Flour, Grain, w. l. Goods
wv Groceries, Lime Plaster, Oil, Fish, Salt Iron
sSeel, Nails, GlSss &C., Depot Store, Barton, Vt.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-04-08

Queen Victoria is worth 940,o00,oo0
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MISS A. J. CUTLER,
AT lLIINHRY, DRESS MAXIM G and patternrooms.
I'M Barton, Vt.
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j. e. DWINEI.L.

NTHEELWRIGHT, Carriage Maker and General
w Job Worker. Open and Top Buggies, and va
riOus styles of carriages always hand Glover VT
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..Arly to bed. and arly to rise.

Oth YRh9p RhSFp 6Hg 81 apftf efs aaed az and Stood
in front ov the CRATE lanskape spred out
before them, reaching from the boistri
Gus Atlantik to the buzzum ov the
plaintive Pacifk, they brought with
them, among other tools, the art ov git
ting up in the morning and going tn bed
at mite In decent seazon.
This art waz as familiar to them, az
Goldfish for breakfast.
They knu it bi heart.
It was the eleventh commandment in
their katekism.
They taut it tew their children, their
young men and their maidens, and L a
yung one was emmy ways slow about
larning it he waz invited out to the korn-
krib, and there the art waz explained
tew him, so that he got hold of the idee
forever and amen.
| am sorry to say that this art IL now
lost, or missing.
What loss waz here, my country
men,
[ pauze for reply.
Not word do | hear.
Silence IL its epitaph.
Perhaps some profane and unthink-
! ing cuss will exklaim-''Let her RIP =
Arly tew bed and arly tew rize, is
either thing ov the past or a thing
that amt CUNT certainly don't exist
IN theze parts now.
1t haz not only gone itself, but it haz
took oph a whole lot ov good things
with it.
This art will positively never be dis
kovered agih; it was the child ov inno-
cense and vigor, aud this breed ov ehil:
dren are like the babes in the wood, and
deserted by their unkle.
Honesty" Honesty IL one ov the
arts and sciences.
Learned men will say that the abuv
assershuff ID one oy Josh Billings internal
lies. and yer have d perfekt rite tew be-
lieve them, but don't.
Honesty IL jist as much an art az Po-
liteness il, and never waz born with
man emmy more than the capacity to
spell the word Nebuddkenozzer right
the first time waZ.
1t took tfs seven years to master this
word. and and Noer Webster both dis
agree about the right way how'
Sum men are naturally more addlkted
tew honesty than others, jist az sum hav
better ear for musk, and larn how
tew hoist and lower the s notes, more
completely than the next man.
Honesty IL one ov the lost or mlslald
arts-thare may be excepshuns tew this
rule, but the learned men all agree that
the "excepshuns' prove the rule.
The only doubts have about this
matter IL tew lokate the time very cluss,
when honesty waz fust lost.
When Adam in the garden ov Eden
waz asked. ..Whare art thou Adam, .
and afterwards explained hiz absence by
saving. II aoaS AFRAID, IL az far back az
I hay bin able tew trace the fust indika-
shnn oy weakness in this grand and no.
BILE art.
shouldn't be suprized if this art new.
er waz fully recovered again during MI
day
T ant so anxious about it on mi own
ackount, for kan manage tew worry
along sumhow without it, but what IL q
going tew bekum ov the CRATE mass oy
suffering humanity ?
This IL a question that racks mi SIM
natbetick buzzum Josh Billings.
The National Executive Democratic
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MANUFACTURER and dealer in Furniture of all
-NA kinds and descriptions, Carpets, Room Paper
Curtains and fixtures, also Collins and Caskes Picture
Fraihes spring Beds DC. Glover Vt.