Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1872-10-31
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FEN and Scissors.

A Scotch gentleman says: ''Therc arc
few people like Burns" We should think
not. i. deed. nor scalls3 either!
A Milwaukecan drank quart ef ice water
to ret cool, and has been growing cold.r
ever since. ~
There Is nobody who has not fome Chef
i.hed romance which gives tinge Of fancy
to his life.
I. was stated In the obituary Of ~ Western
msn that he ..was forty three times n love-"
4-If yeadyr sour silk dress In picrase ofiead,
you are liable to spontaneous combustion.
Husbands will please take notice.
G,n. Pillow is for Grant. We are glad to
hear this, as Mr.. Grant will want pillow
" hen he is put in is little bed next Noyem-
ber.
A sect, recently organized, called the 'New
Shakers, who hop and dance until they
.woon.a way, are now eilivening religious
circles in London.
The going out of ones self into another,
the throwing of ones life into ether lives, ID
the highest privilege, the consun,n,ate virtue
of nsa's being.
Love not pleasure; love God. This Is the
everlasting yea wherein all contradiction is
| solved; wherein whose walks and works. is
is well with him.
During the twenty or thirty years Noah
Webster gave TO his dictionary. copyright
| Of one cent per copy on the sale OF his . ell
ing book supported his family.
The Siauese twins, Chang and Eng. are at
last divided. One is for Greeley and the
other is tor Grant. Their wives, however
are both for Greeley, and their children too.
man in Pittsburg. Pa, who owns half .
million dollars, has just had committee APP
pointed to take care Of it, on his wifes appli-
| cation, on, the ground that he is an habitual
drnntkafd'
Mr. Richard Moy~, Of Mitchell county,
Georgia, recently slaughtered motner rat
tlesnake six feet long, and her interesting
family OF ftwenty-three, each eighteen inches
IN length.
That ubiquitous person. the oldest Masb1,.
has put in an appearance again. This timo
he is David Stiles, living near st. Paul, Min
aesota, is lob years old, and has been Ma
son so years.
| A man down in Tennessee gave negro
whom he had run down, for attempting to
i outrage his daughter, his choice between be-
4 ssEK nsyHE nItI xBiuI.s ne uaTkcy chose IlrS
I former. and WAS immediafely strung M
4 gentleman recently lost his wife, and a
young miss OF six, who came to the fuilera l,
said to his little daughter about the same
age: "Your pa will marry again, won't
hes' 'Oh. yes" was the reply, ''but not
till after the tuneral.''
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| A gentleman living oh his deatIbed called
to his coaehman. VINO had been an old scr
want, and said ''Al., Tom, I'm going long
and rugged journey, worse than any you
ever drove me-" ''Oh. dear sir, cried the tel-.
low (he had been but an Indifferent master,)
never let that discourage you. Tor it is all
way down hill.
A school master tells the following good
one: ( was once teaching In quiet country
village. On the second morning Of the ses-
sion had time to survey my surroundings,
and among the scanty furniture espied
three-legged stool: lis this the Ounce
b'oek.n asked a little girl Of five years.
The dark eyes sparkled. the curls nodded
assent. and the lips rippled out, II guess 20;
the teacher always sits on it."