The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-05-18
FACTS EED EsycIps

| modem yoUrg ladies' were nv ,r.s.
Of Shem aud Ham, but the ,..u.s.....
aud Sham.
An Iowa paper 3escr.ic3 a f.ar.
John BALDWIN. nt G5u-5g r...-~ .-
defective fine. lie dyesu', as. ,..
Loss tCOO."
a WFsTERS paper de-crfbss t-.
Horace GI,sley's as lulklu. as .f.-
had smashed bottle If lrE sr...
paper and t'ied to scrapa j, Il asa..-.
comb.
a YOUNG gent 'enar recently create.
a sensation wl.ils reading lrs ....-.s.
ladies a poetic ,f'usiuu -. a b..
Belle" By fronouncing tie las. g.s.
syIlables.
y CoNPosIl OR who has his arr r.-
pluctutung and spelling thus ,.ea.ss r F
lar passage Of Scripture: ''I be w..s- 4. .
wHeu no man pursue IA bu: l.- r..-..-.
bold a l.on.'
A WrsTERH girl. speaking fin .--I
eECe, says, a kiss Ia time saws l.r.-.r.
she AYERS. in every case wleu 81 lasr-I
a man a chaste salute, he Las tos,lrr|
mis- at least twenty.
4 BLIHD woman in Iowa has 'es~,s
thread a camlr.c needle with .#- r-.
tongue. X there anything in .a.
that y omaII's tongue cannot u.-.rn,s
asks an exchange. We will 'i.u5 a5.e.
TLE Norfolk CVa) Jar7EoI s.a.ure
the :, ieutifc world tLat tie Welding. .f-
per. which has occupied Tie sEi .i ..,..
,fiLe word fl eulu:ies Hjgloa. ~a.....
been disco,e el hy Mr. Gsgrgc D ISIS. ii.
city.
THcsE Who have supposed fa. 1.s-
wich Islanders are entirely Gevo.. .E E--.
are alt, g-JheT wrong. n winter f.ar.
are neatly dressed jn a j.Ckol AHA i...
lie paint. fastened in front w..A BATES
black ink.
A FAEMER reading journal T.. '.r
in which Was the sentence. The l..-
wa- 7, r,ccived with three huzz ." itg. -.
the lat word .'huss.es" More 81
lin" exclaimed the scandalizsd d,
uaut lady
TIE ancient Srxons nseI t. cuEravs-
certain square sticks about foot Iu "a
iHe course of the moon lur Whole
. SUCH carved sticks hey called sl-u. ..
literally, a. ~nlOoL-ahcad !: hence u. 3D.
. word, almanac.
Two THIRDS Of the c0uvic's IN the \
era PeBiJentaTy, at Mi-hiZau tl.r. a..
married men. The obvious uso.a. .fu
II you want TO Rcep cut # tine Ie.He..
get r. rriod-yhat Is. OF course. u r.-.
prefer the peniteutiary to matrim Ii.
4 GENTL. sIAN in search of a u,sr -
some work, uet ON bis way "a hi-a.vrs
. able maiden lady. not so yuua- -- s.-
was. and asked. ''Cau you tell m- a'-
can fud man ~ No, cannot" I'll.
swered, "lor l have been loyE5ug fl .r.
years for one myself"
DR.. BRowN couTted a lady unsuc-ee
for many years. during which time -E
day drank her health, but being ase-f-
last to omit the custom. "a geUr.eusr .
Come, D,cior, your old toast" " ..T-
ne" said he; "as ] cannot make l-- j
l will toast Ler no lauger."
ONE Of the latest sensation stores
meuces with the casual remark ID
ever. gentle reader, lave tusssl witt
. grown Bengal tiger ~ To wLica 81.
/ couuudium the Chicago Posi- lep#t,.
We did. and If the Siug hal tura-.
We Jetted 1t would. we'd have cv1.- y-.
ahead.'
THIS is 'he way the Western r7rrr-
about ID V Their brains are er
fectei: "SIe wore Dolly Nar5eu ,...
when first VIC met her chip ha.. aa.
den. with pCSies gay was set . a.-
big blonde wa,eIlII, when next g.. ..
wore; her skirts spread ,ut t. 81 Be-
wall, aud busted vlT the Hsgr."
IT i noteworthy fact that l.~lr
generally set better husbands t.. .
the .ut If their beau;.Eu. Sisters. BIN
are caught merely by pretty a-.
90 not. a. a lu.e. amount O. rr
practical. useful. hoUEattG' pos.
Kind Is wisely content Wl.a u.. -..a-
excellence.
"RIsE up. daughter, and Cr TO .'r F.
ter. Tor thy daughter daughter his.
ter" This Is what Richard Yer. -. "
fsrson county. Ind, aged So. Is saH.
say 10 his daughter. lie was .-F q
great great grandfather by the .
daughter. The fathers Of all s'
children are still alive
Tar bard of the St Louis Dem -r'
icaliy soljl,quz.p in thi, wise: h0H
the lana whe the United States C."
s.oUers will locate tie buildings for 2
ment use Where the rage Of lot a'
AMI other petitioners will damn tie .c
that cookeih their goose? O. wild a
accents OF lovers farewell are the prices
ask for the grounds they would sell