The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1872-05-30
JOTTINGS.

work to the artist Noballs. nd ~ "-6
Hate makes us vehement ipartisans, but
love still more so-[Goethe.s 81 =, 80 Il
A:worse man cannot harm q, betterG-lss-
crates. .. F;2i5r.9 q Hhi
A man that dou't know ennything willteh
it the first time he gets d chance. ,.PpYo
It don't take as mitch sense to piek'a lock
or forge check as it do to not do 1t. :i's2'
What two rolors are undiscernible 2-4h-
visible green and blind-man's buff. .in.s;i
lis not Horace Greeley college:bred
MANI" asks CORRESPONDENT No, sir; ne is
q Graham bread man. ri...p
A Western base ball reporter speaks Of .
club whose hopes are "mountain high" We
presume they may be classed among the Ap-
py-nines.
The question is often asked. "What be-
comes of all the pines?" Answer. aThey be-
como terra-pihes:" g. f@.a ~ "-'':'S''.
A bachelor is politely described as man
who has neglected his opportunity ofmakins
some poor woman miserable e.; ,.saa1 ~
Rebus. to kiss one again omnibus, tokiss
them all; blundsrbus, to kiss another mans
wife; eylla 0) bus, one lady Kissing anottlhls
er. .....a.f s.,, s.....,
Why are our sidewalks in winter like
music? If you do not G sharp you will 3
fiat.
Why is an omnibus strap like conscienceY
Because il is an inward check on the out.
ward man. ''7 - ~ .'''''
Eff wise men never mind mistakes thia
would be hard world for fools-of whom d
great many are which. r.''
When it rains puddcn you hold up your
dish, but don't spend your time watcher tor
shower. .,as -: ~ .,ao2. q .s.T
sheridan's s'policy" towards the Indians,
being interpreted, is ''heads ! win, tails you
lose" 49,, r.,
WISDOM IN SMALL oTs.---We'ye, got
lots of men with toweren intellex and brill.
vent genius and all that. but, then, you see,
we heed just few men Of good common
sense like. III, - 2, no. o.Ta!r -
There may be someswcet sadness in chew:
ing tho bitter cud of adversely but the
most Nv EN- in this section would rather have
terbacker, you know. .,,,,..,.;..,,. =, sGx,.
4 little boy after watching the burning Of
the school house until the novelty Of the
thing had ceased, started down the street;
saying: ."I am glad the old thing has burned
down, I didn't have my jogfry lesson, no
howp ... . ..a,-a
An exchange says: "Don't borrow news
paper nearly all the prevailing epidemics
are spread in this way. you don t want
the smallpox take your paper direct from the
publisher.
The euphemistic way of putting it now,
when fellow gets kicked, is to say that
somebody's boot-toe casually walked over the
basement Of his pantaloons. -. '...
"No peddling aloud in this house" is the
legend placarded upon house in the Mack
erivills region Of New York city Peddlers
visiting that domicil have, of course, to make
their bargains in whispers:
A misanthropic paragraphist writes:
aThe touching spectacle of a boy leading
home his drunken parent was witnessed at
Burlington, Iowa, last week. The progress
was slow, however, as the boy was considera:
bly, the drunkcr of the two. - .c-ll
A gentleman of the negro persuasion THUS
philosophizes and reasohizes with the white
world Gall men are made of clay and, like
meerschaum pipe are more valuablei When
they are highly colored." There is something
in NEGRO head" after all.
A gentleman in the vicinity Of Philudel:
phia d .ently lost his wife, and a young miss
Of six who came to the funeral, said to his
little daughter of about the same age, Your
pa will marry ayain, wont he" "Oh yes"
was tile reply, 'ibut not until after the funer.
alW
An old lady followed up an Episcopal bish-
op as he travelled over his diocese, and was
confirmed several times before she was
detected. She wished the ordinance TO be
repeated because she had understood it was
good for rheumatism.
Arthur Help says: "Now if were par
son, going to preach CLARITY sermon, and
had calculated that the sermon would produce,
say, on an average, three shillings aud six
pence from every member of the congrcsa-
tion. and were to say to them, Make it five
shillings and 1 won't preach the sermon,
don't you suppose the congregation would
close at once with this kind and judicious Of
fer.r
A little thing in Sabbath school was
asked by her teacher "if she always said her
prayers night and morning" "No Miss i
DON'T" 'Why, Mary, are you not afraid to
90 to sleep in the dark without asking God
to to take care Of you and watch over you till
morning" "No, Miss, 1 aiu't-cause
sleep in the middle"
Mr.. Greeley writes to confcctioner in Bos.
ton that in making calves-foot jelly the Dur
ham breed should always be selected. Take
live calf, place the hind feet in eorn-mill
and then commence to turn, and the jelly
will flow out in its crude state. Collect thI