The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1872-07-18
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4 HardsheIl Sermon on Dolly
Warden.

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Never sence AdUm was z baby,
nor Fave talked 70 the old sarpent
how to make her fig leaf Dolly Var
den, hcv thar bin SIGH a muss about
dress. That beefeater, Dickens
and his cal Dolly Warden has made
more element bout duds and how
I TO make IA war um, than / eyer
hern afOre in ali Biy born days by q
whole ruHBet full Our gals are
Dlunp crazy Hit just knocks the
( hine sites OF Of anything exstaHt,
as shore IS you are lisnin 70 my Cos
I pei tones, ar..- lfrAtr
For rs q ring In "a bulloek's snOut
or q rudder in a SHIPS stun, 50 Is
/ the darters of Zion tOted away by
the foolish fashuns Of this evil gen
/ Grafton, II.
Aiydyin@ congregation, You mout
I travel all over the yeth from Dan 70
Bershebv, and and lie stan treat
Tor the hull crowd that thar han't 2 o
/ place under the broad canister Of
bcvin and for q hole hunderd years
Z
Z bound men than now graZes On the
I common paster OF Gods green yeth-
and yo ken no mo git mUmy outea
en- than YOU ken cit blood outen q
turuip. good lickerr Outen q stump,
r-musiek outen a jackasss for his
tother baH has got a ring IN his
suout. ard he has come TO the lick
/ log. Tha can raise the money for
the thcater, for the syrcus, for the
side sho, but if you want money for
meddissons, for groceries, for your
! butcher, for your preacher or your
printer, YOU stand no shO,
| for Dolly Warden has cleaned nm Of
the last red. Fashion has trumped
you ouaen kiugdun KUN.
For rs a ring in bullOck's snOut,
I or q ruddcr IN Q ships stun, so is the
/ darters Of Zion teted away by the
| foolish fashuns. Of the evil genera
1 shun, ar
AIy dyiH cougregashun on the wa
s tu perdishun, ye sisters Of Delily,
( toss your putty heads, hump your
selves. 90 it on a credit, 60 it on
I time, 90 it to eternity. The likes
of you hardshell baptist had by
your finery, and fine dancin, trim
Samson's locks, get ashy and turn
yourself into q piiler Of salt at the
obstruction of Sedan; who sale ava
lucky buzzard sEile, andElIte in the
scum Of fashuu. You are just ike
unto Q peacock who spreads his tale,
bucks flis lie, and seems to say:
here's your bird, your Dolly Warden
sailin ar9un and not carin a copper
for all cTeashun and the rest Of wO-
mankind, jest a sprcdin yourself Xix
little bantum hin on q knIl setting
Of geese eggs, ar,
Fur rs a ring in bullOckS sDOut
or n ruddeF in a ships stun, so is the
darters Zion toted ava BY the
foolish fashuns Of this evil genera
shun, ar"
What shall I liken these darters
Of fashun unto? They are liken To
that same peacock hu spreads his
tale, stiHins his neck, and thinks he
is just a leetIc the purticss bird that
ever spread a Dolly Warden; but
when he takes 3 peep at his under
pinin he buses all his starch and
pants and looks as umble as a step
chile, anu serious as q jackas in a
sno storm, and lie stand treat if
you take hafT the wimmen and wash
( the paint and starch of, take doun
your har thro ava your iHsidentals
shed your Dolly Eardens, and you'll
be liken to that pore bird that
want awar Of his weakness till he
looked down at his feet. But hits
| the fashion-Dolly Warden is all the
90. See q Dolly on shu heels rs hi
as q durbin whcle, she wigglcs long
like a cripple snake-O, hits the
I fashun. SQUEEZE them up I'll they
look Ike a wasp in the waste-but,
( O, hits the fashun. See am with 8
hull bolte Of curtin oaliko all in one
. iacbet-O, hits the fashun. o, hits
my Dolly Warden, hits all the fash
! I'M. am powerful fcrd the last one
of en- is sold to the Philistins q
/ gone gOslin, ar. --s..-
/ For as ring in q bUllock's snout,
/ or q Tudder in q ships stun SO Is the
/ dartcrs Of Zion tOted ava by the
I foolish fashuns Of this evil genera
shun, ar.
Ny Is in COugregGshUn, / went up
/ TO Nashville the other dav, to see
, the -czposishun, and J ten you I
seed a .powerfulslot Of. cenery, and
/ the huh 6ace OF tLe yeth was cover
cd vith Dolly Vardens. Thar was
your Dolly Vaaden stores, Dolly
/ Warden grOcerys, Dolly Warden ice
! cream saloons and white ginger
/ cakes To choak hit doUn with. and
/ Dolly Warden saloons with Dolly
/ Harden hkcr and a Dolly Warden
woman to mix hit and stock kerds
on yu tu butte, and drat her Dolly
( Nardenskin, she ukcrd me outen a
pert chance Of Ereenbacks, but
/ thank the Lor,l she cant do hit agin,
arr
Fur as n ring in a bullock's snout
or a rudder in a ships stun, so are
/ the darters ofZioa toted ava by the
goldfish fashuus Of this evil genera
shun, ar"
Ny pashent hearers, did you ever
( see a bull with "a ring I'm his snout
: and "a nope fastened % it, He is rs
stubborn as old king Farroc, hut hc
win come to the pull OF the rope ev-
cry time
SO take fashun lovin woman
With q viii as stubborn as q ball,
but fashion has got the ring ia her
suoUt a0d she will come to time CIV
cry pun
j Non hav seed ship or botc. Tha
hav a rUddcr in their stun, AID hit
. turns the vessel nifty csy, and every
time the pilot turns the little wheel,
( rom comes the little boat. SO NO
manlikc unto these GgurS of speech
( for every time the wheel OF fashun
turns woman turns too, and goes
the whole hog, up To the hilt, Dolly
Warden and all Bli not So
with the good omau-she is like uu-
ta pure spirits, a cumfoIt under alb
dilicuitics-halN lugcr, ar.