Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-10-16

Some men, ike pictures, are Htiel
for a corner than a full light.
A man of honor respects his word
as he does his bond.
What attracts the ladies to church
on Sabbath eyenings?-The 'hims.'
Why is . the gayest letter in the
alphabet?-Because it is always in
fun.
A man who don't know anything
will tell it the first time he gets a
chance.
Assault with intent to become in
sane" is the way they put deadly
attacks now.
Why is a newspaper like an army ?
Because it has leaders, columns, and
reviews.
The persons who live on the fall
ings of their neighbors will never die
of starvation.
What is the difference between a
gauze dress and a drawn tooth One
stoO thin, and the other is tooth out.
Singles wants to know if you can
make a blind man liable for a bill, if
it is payable at sight.
1t is said Government will shortly
take vigorous aud decisive action for
the protection of our Texan bounda-
les from incursiOns of Mexican snug
ers and robbers.
l A little girl of eight or ten sum
mers, being asked what dust Nas, re-
piled that lit was mud with the juice
squeezed out"
1 don't care much about the bugs,
said Warmley, to the head Of a gen.
teel clearinghouse, but the fact is,
madam, l havn't the blood to spare.
You see that yourself.
You will always uotis one thing, the
devil never offers to go into partner
ship with a bizzy man; but you will
often see him offer tew jine the lazy,
aud furnish ali the capital.
To tell your own secrets is general
ly folly, but that folly is without
guilt 10 communicate those with
which we are entrusted is always
t%reachery, for the most part, cOmbin=
ed with folly.
Let US never expect anything for
ourselves, when we enter the barren
road of self devotion. Our own heart
must suffice for the task, and then
Providence will renew it, and fOrtify
it when it begins 10 fall.
a sexton, being very familiar with
a physician, was asked whether lie
had entered into partnership with
him. "Oh. yes,n said he, nwe've been
together for some time; l always car
~ the doctors work home when il is
done"
Out in Indiana a child was recently
born which had two distinct and well
/ defined heads, the two being Joined at
The back, with the faces frouti5g in
opposite directions, exactly like the
Cincinnati and Baltimore cOalition.-
1t didn't live long, however.
The spirit Of true religion breathes
gentleness and affability ; i! Is social,
kind, and cheerful far removed from
that gloomy superstition and bigotry
which cloud the brow, sour the tenn
per, defect the spirit, and inn ress
mOrOseness on the manners.
There will be three eclipses in No
vember this year, as follows: VERY
small eclipse of the moon on the night
OF. the 18th, visible; an ~annular eclipse
of the sun on the Goth, invisible in
North America; and the total and per-
manent eclipse of the Democratic mar
ty OF the 5th, visible to all men.
Economy is an easy thing to decide
upon but an uncomfortable thing to
carry out, especially IN hOushold
matters. The planning is pleasant
enough, but the exc -utiOn is what
troubles US. We dislike to forego the
accustomed things which economy
denies Us, and there is where the
shoe pinches
In doing good to our fellow crea-
lures. it is from Heaven alone that
we must seek a recOmpense! To la
Dor in the service of mankind with
either gratitude or applause in view,
is merely counting the triumphs Of
vanity, and benevOlence of this kind
must necessarily die, at the first di,-
appointment it meets.
FORCE OF PERsEvERANCE.-There
are two ways of attaining an import
ant end-fOzce and perseverance,
Force falls to the lot only of the priv
ileged few, but austere and sustained
perseverance a be pracliced by the
most insignificant. It's silent power
grows irresistible with time.
AN exchange says: 1.-THE railway
company of the Quest of France has
, nhfnnmnd - mn~N~-Il. II r
the use of passengers built upon the
american principle. We would
hardly suppose that the company
would have enough passengers built
on the American principle to justify
such an expense as that.
CLIP THIS OUT.-If you have been
picking or handling any ecid fruit
and have stained your hands. wash
them in clear water, wine them high
ly, and while they are yet moist strike
"A match and shut your hands around
II so as to catch the smoke, and the
stain will disappear. If YOU have
stained your muslin or bingham dress
or white pants, with berries, before
wetting the cloth with anything else,
pour boiling water through the stains
anu bACs wiz
This world is a serious world. and
human life and business are also Sc
rious matters not TO be trifIed with
nor treated by shGms and hypocrisjes
but to be dealt with in all truth. so.
berness and sincerity. No one can
thus deal with it who is not himself
possessed of these qualities, and the
result OF a life is a test of virtue there
IS IN it. False men leave no mark
1t is truth alone which does the ma
sonry of the wOrld-which POUNDS
empires and builds cities, and estab-
ton.
city that scots people-Pittsburg.
It's said that the washerwomen
are getting up a wiring.
Easy things to make-mistakas
The last thing Out-out of debt
Onspoken dialect-the lanouaga of
the eyes. 'se Vi
How TO make an Indian loa-rive
him a gallon of whiskey.
A capital misunderstanding nonav
Mil dews-Wages OF the factory
girls. y
The place for a picnic-the Sand
witch Islands.
How to keep your head clear
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