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The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

nOminateeFs Seeanfb tina and wrotsa ~
secret lettsF, Eyhif9 has slnfe come 81 I
ligAt, to e0heOes h}s4sbf4 4, ptsveIrt =
LlncOin's eleetiOn- Ee strOve 10 D0i-
son Presfdent Grant against ess5aUse 'f-i
and honest Her1 1iicansl andIadtfissdE y
hln1 70 exclude frOnt his eOunciis men
trained in public affairs He has rec
o1nmendsd unjust Hsq for ,QffiesS aR.ir j.
iLfsl5ted Ipon- thalEa laiEaEaasSs1.-AE--
ser lndorsing sud appiandins evgry--
tnng 1nVO4ving prineipi n ,lAsolti
struek ct the President on account OF
patronage, and bOlted She par sy.ioiA Z
ter n1anOeuveringfsr fn0Est nan aeyearT
- eet rs nomination, Ee apOiCgized
Ior she Tammany robbers. Hesoueht
Ior two years befJfe CAi5 ftbesT deer.
ton 70 divide and destroy tie BHBdb-
mean party, and fi1aHE IN signing the
ct-a Tor the Cincinnati Convention.
which adopted the free trade Nilsson
n Platform, be turued his back en- the
only political principle OF idea promi-
nent for the last ten years OF which
ae nad not before .beeu on botiI sides 3
Yet IN the blind staggers of faction
me American people are challenged.
% scan and deefds uIponf thisreeorCh
SUN Ss-e coalition and such g nOmina-
.lol lmean chaos and disorder. The
isst.le stands befOrslyOu. q FOndae side
4 SAFE tried, and stable goyeHnment al
Pc9ee with all nations and prosneri-
y az home, with blsfness thriving =
aipi asbt and taxes melting away. On
" s OTHER side isla hybrideaBglomera- a. b.
slfoilli flll made Up of, erotehsts, disteul- go.
persi anu personal aims Of restless and
disappointed men. What ills might
come 81 eommitting 70 them the az
Lalrs Of the natioil 40 Judgment can -
fathom, no prophecy can fofeteiE I4re p !
result IS very safe, ,becansea il tahesB
with the same generatiOn-.Ashieh was
gwen bY PfoFideRse 20 sea fhFOush s,r
sne dafkness 9t the rFbellioa. and that
generation can not be blind now.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

TTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR Al
"A LAW, and interpreter In the German
French and Italian languages before the
civil and criminal Courts Of the State. A
close study and application 70 these and
other languages, In a eOiOurn Of I'VE yeart
In France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy
Greece, Syria, Palestine, Turkey-Proper and
England, will, IL Is believed, the better rec
ommend him in this branch OF his prOfes-
sion. once with DR.. Crawford.
Feb. a.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

DHYsICIAN AND SURGEON, Southwest
corner OF Market and Jefferson streets
opposite the Episcopal church, office ID door
On Jefferson street, soltcits and hopes q
merit q liberal patronage, having the ad-
van age OF fifteen years experience In East
ern Pennsylvania and over three years in
Tiffin, and being familiar with the English
and German languages Special attendance
given to surgery, diseases of women and
childre Medicine furnished when desired
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

MO. 25 Madison street, between Main and
IN jefferson streets, Tifin, thirty years in
the practice OF Medicine and Surgery, IN
lrammeled by the principles and dogmas OF
any particular school, he has impartlally
Investigated the Botanic, Eclectic, Hydro
pathic and homeopathic systems and
practically tested their remedial virtues.
Still devoted 70 the Healing Art. he viii as
dduously apply himself 10 professional Wis
Is. Particular instruction given in Hygiene
eriptlons prepared in the most agreeable
BrIns for medicinal use.
April q, lS7l.-ly.
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STEWART,

4 OCKSMITH & CUTLER, repairs locks
clocks, Sewing Machines, Trunks, Un,
breIlas, &C. Grinds Surgeons Instruments
razors, knives, shears, and all kinds OF small
edged Tools Al work attended 70 prompt
" and satisfaction guaranteed.
National Hall Block, under Marquardti
Drug Store, THIN, o.
Mar. 8, Ig7l-ly.
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RCuDDFR CHAMBERLAIN

A RCHITECT AND GENERAL BUILD
~ EIk, Ttll take contracts for pGtting up
Blocks, Dwellings, etc, or viii oversee such
work. Drawings, Drafts, Plans, etc, for ev-
cry description made and furnished on low
terms. Residence, No. l42 Washington St,
Tifhn, o.
Jan 7th, lg7G.-ly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

OPERATIVE and MECHANICAL DEN
OTISTS. Rooms overFirst National Bank.
Teeth Extracted by the use OF Nitrous Oxide
or Laughing Gas. An work s1illfully exc
cuted and warranted.
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NJ w o. meIROn-

DRUGGIST, Bloomville, Ohio, keeps on
IL hand a full assortment of Drugs, Med
icines, Paints Oils, Wall Paper and Win
dow Blinds Win attend TO all professional
calls promptly.
Dec I0 fSTl -1v-
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

ECLECTIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
10 office in Empire Block, over Weirick
a sons store. Thankful for patronage dur
ng the past three years, and will. continue
.oserve the public IN all branches OF the
Medical Profession. Residence, % Ward
RiN6lside.
Nov. ID. lS7l.-lV.
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GEO SMALL

A RCHITECT. THIN, o. Plans and Specih-
"a cations for buildings Of all kinds fur
nished in the best style and at reasonable
prices. Orders left with Adams & Letterhes,
or addressed by mail viii receive prompt
attention. Mar. 1k-lyr.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

A TTOREEY AT LAW. Special atten
"A ton given &C ali kinds OF Military
Claisls, Back pay, Bounty, Pensions, &C
ONCE in National Exchange Bank Block
opposite the Court House, Idfbn, Ohio
Jan. Il.
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Engine and Boiler
FOR SALE.

Will, sell cheap good six horse power
Engine and Boiler. Call at the Tim
Hominy Aill.
Feb. tt W. S@A-
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" H STOVEn

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND
h SURGEON, Tif1n, Ohio. Office hOurs
nom 70 10 A. NJ, and from 20 7. M
Saturdays from 10 A. n. 20 3 p. n. Ofice
No. 3S Market Street, Up Stairs.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

DROCURE American and Foreign Patents
furnish Models and Drawings, negoii
ate sales Of Patents, etc. Special attention
20 the purchase and sale OF Real Estate, eX
ecuting Deeds and Mortgages, perfecdnl
and making abstract OF Titles. Al the Re
corder's office, Tifin, U.
Oct q, ls7I.-tf
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
sAFFET.L RAInWIN

MANUFACTURES OF THE
MI UNION CHURN
Union GroOved Washboard. Adjustabl,
Clothes Racks, Hand Sleds, SlaW CutteTS, and
Wire Bridge, Tinin, o. iel3-ly
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

NOTARY PUBLIC and Dealer in Books
~ Periodicals and Stationery. Cider Vim,
egar on hand South Of Court House. Mark.
ct street, Thin.
n.f % 1Q-1 1-Tu
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
@. ". BACHMAE, q. y. CRANE


A TTORNEYS AT LAW. ONCE over
a Brown SehlOsser,& Co.'S store, oDpO-
site MAYORS Hardware Store Washington
street, THIN, Ohio. Nov. u.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

OFFERS his professional services 70 the
people OF 1ifiin ard vicinity. O1iee on
Market street, opposite Fiege's Furniture
Store.
Nov. Q. lS7l.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

HOMEOPATHIST. Ohice and Residence
III hrst door West OF the Shawhan House
Tlnin, Ohio.
Apl. II, 1872.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
KINNAHTAE MARTIN.

pURGICAL AND MECHANICAL DEN
- TIST. Ofhce on Washington street, over
d3uskirk's Grscery store, LIST door leading 70
OhiO.
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KINNAnAN- Mn.

DHYsICIAN AND SURGEON. once in
Finchs Block, over Bennett's Drug
Store, Green Springs, Ohio.
June p. Ig7I.-iy,
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

OPPOSITE the State House, Columbus, o.
" Walsteln Failing, Proprietor. This old
and faYOrite Hotel reduced its price pei
day TO s. 90 on January !, 1871.
January 1S7l-nl2-tL
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
EYERs 4 GwYEN.

A TrORNGYS AT LAW. Legal bushes
II OF ali Kinds, cOnVeyancinE, examine
ton Of titles enc, promptly attended 70. Pat
ents obtained By direct application 70 the OF
nce. National Exchange Bank Building
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
u. H pEARCR

JUSTICE OF TIE PEACE, Republic, o
y Collections promptly attended 20. Deeds
and Mortgages executed. Fire and Life In
surance effected IN nrst-claEs companies
Once in Town Hall, front room, on the ieft.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

n KINZER, Proprietor, Market St., Tiff
VI. IN, Ohio. The house has been thor
oughly overhauled, has good stabling, and is
prepared TO furnish the traveling pubic with
AL necessaries IN g0od stTle.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

v lai.r-IHu aiI lo o-a353.
t rHI 9di ia hlsd -El
O. h-ia-iA'aH hua i-si yEbu
s" -1oii iEs5..I-9iIm
-laJ eE5oi.i-7iim3om. l-- ed
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HOTELS.
HAYS HOUSE


TTT ". REID Proprietor, Fostoria, o.
w. Newly reftted and viii be kept in
the best style.
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" I O L Al
For the Cure of Chills.
IRDIlH PROPHTLAcTIG /

f f.slfa UFf LfE Sos
Prevents Small Pox.
And all kinds OF dl5eases-send for Circu
Lar. Price 81 90 per package, sent b
Intsfh e
Prepafe.f onlyby DR., A 8. STONEBRAK
Eli, HharIBacsntlst. Cor, franklin and Ere
MONT Sts., Baltimore, Nd.
sold ~ a. 3. SANS a CO, City DfugStoFs
Tinn. D aIf Mar B-tl.
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A. s. ROsFNBERGER. M. d..

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. ONO,
over Hartman's JeWelry Store, next x
Post office, Thin, Ohio. Residence No.
Clay street. Third Ward.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
MISCELLANEOUS.
ID. g. MFERS.
pHIIIPp FNICH

CARPENTER AND JOINER. VIII take
" Contracts 70 erect any kind Of b1ild-
ings.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
VIZ. II. GIBsOE.
q. I. KEN.

A TTORNEY AT LAW, Notary Public
81 Real Estate, Claim, and General lnsur-
Auce Agent, Tifin, Ohio. Office IN Grum-
msll's Block, opposite the First National
Baik.
5uRe IL
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
DENTISTS.
DR.. G. C. BEILHARz,
GEO. s. YINGLIEG, m.D.,D.D.s.

ITTa u Na II-INaIIlIN9Nf
EURGEON DENTIST. ONCE in Empire
> Block, over the Pennsylvania Store.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
MEDICAL.
q. B. HATTIE. n. D.
II. c. WELL

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office
in Empire Block Washington street
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
n. CROEIsE. NJ ID.

III promptly attend TO ali professional
calls
Jan. 28, IS7I-tf
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
DIR. @. 4. SWAN.

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN and Sur
III geon. Once In Kirchner's 5 Bleek ,ovel
MoIfs Shoe Store, Mch2S-ly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

A TTORSEY At LAW. Once IN Grum-
a meII's new block, nearly opposite r int
Rational Bank, I1nin, Ohio.
April i, ls7l-
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01


A TTORNEY AT LAW, Tlfhns Ohio. Of
"a ice opposite the Court House
June 10
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
ATTORNEYS.

GEORGE 2 SEHEY,
TTOgNEY AT LAW, Tiffin, Ohio. OGics
"A corner Main aud Perry streets.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

A TTORNEY AZ Law and Notary Public
a once over NollmerG Kirchner's Cloth
Ing store, Tim, o. April . ls22-ly-
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

A TTORNEY AT Law, Office second hooi
~ Nat. Exchange Bank bloeAr corner
washington and Marslet st. Mar. I8-ly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-08-01

I worthy Of Gains brow, which Is the
sign and signet Of the poison found.
''Yes," I exclaimed, as I saw the
4 fatal blazOn, "JOe Johnson is the
murderer OF his wifeI With the evil
dence Of that mark TO back me TO
/ power on earth can save him from
the rope"
"DO you really think soe" said q
calm voice behind me.
Iturned quickly aud discovered a
tall, lank policeman, having red,
weak and yatery ewes, standing at
my Office door and staring IN. His
body looked as ifit had been rolled
out long between. two hands, like a
mOlasses candy stick. His nose was
a merely elongated heshy pug, and
his forehead was elongated with two
red streaks instead Of eyebrows. He
had no expression at all in his face,
and his pOliceman's hat was so large
that it threatened 20 settle down on
his shoulders. His uniform reassured
me, and l addressed him with some
/ impatience.
"My friend, I suppose am wanted
TO attend an inquest, or what is your
purpose p
mo, doctor, the man amt dead
yet"
Anything in the surgical way?
I was Police Surgeon as well as Cor
Oner.
'sNO."
"Well, then, what am sent for at
this time Of night?D
"Don'T bother, Perfesser; the man
amt dead yet, but they say he will be
bvfOTe IuOrning.n
''Are doctors attending him -,
''Oh, he's in good hands, Perfesser."
whats the matter with him ?''
"Well," said the official, sssOme
folks say he has got so much knowl-
edge into him that he can't live under
it.n
Cerebral disorder, ELI ?''
"What ?n asked the man.
brain disorder, I mean; some
thing wrong here"
l touched my forehead and so did
he, as he said: "Aye; and 1 thought
I'd drop in and tell you, If you was
going to the station tomorrow, to take
n look and see if it's post mOreBl or
not. Besides, / wanted to see where
1 could always find you in case of
need.n
l bowed, and attributed his visit to
q feeling of curiosity. He sat on the
sink, one rubbered foot thrown over
the other, and wiped his nose with q
dirty handkerchief several times.
while his eyes wandered about like
Christopher Columbus after discover
les. Finally, he spoke like one who felt
called upon to say something.
"Perfesser, there has been an acci-
dent this afternoon; terrible too"
"Ah," said /.
'Awfulv he replied.
"What was it?'5
'Nitro-glycerine explosion up i'm the
iron mills-a hundred fellow mortals
busted p'
"Sad !"
affecting, very"
Here he rubbed his mouth with the
back of his hand.
'Perfesser, what is that nitro-gly-
cerine ?n
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
Skating Tor Life.

A story is told Of a man who came upon
q pack Of hungry wolves while skating ia
tho Northwest. He threw aside bis gun
and overcoat and whizzed away for dea.
lifo. II soon became apparent that be
could not hope % get such . clear as to
put on top speed, and 50 leave them be.
hind; but be was q practiccd ska.H-a
dab at the fancy work acquired at The
Kinks, where people skate for pastine, aud
learn to bc elegant aud swan.like. His
outer edge aud figure skating saved him.
On came the wolves full pelt. their hot
breath reaching him just as be put on
desperate squirt, when whish! he flew
round in a beautiful circle, and The shag.
gy wrcicbcs, carried Oh by their own ire
mendou' impetus wore a long way in front,
while be went gliding Of in contrary d.
rection. Over and over again dbl h. prac.
tice this manWurre in similar circles, till
the wolves themselves, b,M,d. and 10 their
rage swapping and biting at each other,
began to flag, aid to think TINT after oil
they were in chase Of the shadow Of man
-ahuugry dream Of human flesh. Round
and round went the skater, still with cool
head and clcnched dst, working nearer aud
nearer home, until at last. the pursuers
gave up, and with lowl Of disappointment
fed iuto the thickets.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
DR.. .RADWAY'S
EJEs, VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY.

Wv IL ss4
Hon. j T. HoRE, Pres't Board Of Regents
G q SryReEs, Sec'y
ALEX MARTIN. D. D., President, and Profess.
&c of Mental and Moral Philosophy.
FS Lyon, A. NJ Vice President, Profess
or Of Eng Literature, and Princip. Prep'y
Dept.
s G STEVENS, A. NJ, Professor Of Astrono-
my and Physics.
H.H PrEaoE. A. NJ, (capt. U. s. Az Pro-
fessor Of Mathematics Of Military Tactics.
] j STEVENSON, A. NJ, Phi. D. Professor Of
Chemistry and Natural History. !.
FW WooD, Phi, D., Professor Of Ancicnt and
Modern Languages.
o W MILLER, A. NJ, Assistant in The Pre-
paratory Department.
DB PuPISroS, Tutor.
Geo NJ HAoAss, Esq, Superintendent Of the
Grounds and Buildings,
HueH W Brock, N. D., Lecturer on Physlolo'
ey and Hygiene. ).
Hon. JOIN A Ollie, Lecturer on Civil and
Constitutional Law.
FALL TERM begins LIST Tuesday in September.
WINTER TRRx !" let Monday in December.
Spring TERx Sd Tuesday in March.
COMMENCEMENT, Sd Wednesday in June.
TulrloS-Preparatory, $500 per Term Of IL
weeks.
I" University. $500 per Term Of 10
weeks.
BoARpIye-Not to exceed 81 per week,
Aug. 10. 1869 -ly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

1T VIKINGS FASTER THAN BY HAND.
We consider the Providence superior 10 all
othels, for the following reasons:
LIT. The ROLLERS, Of large size and best
Quality Of White Rubber, are all secured to
their Shafts in the most permanent manner. by
the Mou'roS PROCESS, making the sgsT Roll.
gR IN THE WORLD,
"a. The PATENT METAL JOURNAL
CASTINGS prevent any wear upon The journals.
frhe wooden journals in which tn, iron
shafts Of ether machines run, soon wear, and
the Efficiency cfihe Wringer is thereby great.
Sd The DOUBLE SPIRAL CoGs used on
this wiinger give the utrost ease and steadi.
ness in working, while the double stop pre-.
vents thea from bottomng or being thrown
out Of gear. We furnish either single or dou
Bile gear Providence, as desired
4lI The ADJUSTABLE CURVED CLAMP
readily adjusts this Machine to tubs Of any
size or thickness, making perfect fastening.
No wooden pegs or rubber straps on this
Clamp,
5lh. SIMPLICITY, STRENGTH and Beau.
7Y, are combined in this Machine, with all the
requisites Of a first class Wrjpgn.
PROVIDENCE TOOL co.,
Providence, R. I.
II Warren Street, New York,
dec. 2l.6r
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
NERVOUS INIALLp

Has published for the benefit Of young men
and others who suffer from Nervousness, De.
lllty. &c., a treatise supplying tho means Of
sell cure. Written by one who cured himself.
and sent free on resolving postpaid directed
envelope. Address
NATHANIEL MAYFAIR.
Brooklyn, N. Y.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
IL. IL. III.
RADWAYS READY RELIEF
CURES THE WORST PAINS
Il. From One to Twenty Minutes.
NON nNN tIOUD

CURES TIE WORST PAINS
l.. From One to Twenty Minutes.
NOT ONE HOUR.
after reading this advertise nent need any one
suffer with pain. Radway's Ready 3eliei is a
cure for avery pain 1t was The first aud is
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY
'het Instantly stops the most excruciating pains
allayr inaamations, and cures COMPOSITIONS,
whether Of The lungs, stomach, bowels, or 9th
er glands or organs, by one application, in
from, one to twenty minutes, no matter how
violent or excrucialing the pain the rheumatic,
bedridden, infm crippled, nervous. neural.
gic, or Frustrated with disease may suffer.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
will afford instant ease. inflammation Of the
Kidneys, Inflammation Of the Bladder, 1nham'
nation Of the Bow els, Congestion Of the 1t lgs
Sore Throat. Difficult Breathing, Palpilation
Of the Heurt. Mysteries, Group. Diphtherla,
Catarrh, Influenza Headache. Toothache. Neu.
ralgia, Rheumatism, Cold Chills, Ague Chils.
The application Of the Ready teii' & to the
part or pa,ts where the pain or difficulty exists
will afford ease and comfort.
Twenty drops in half q unbler Of water
will in a few minutes cure Cramps. Spaslns,
Sour Stomach, HEARTBURN, Sick Headache. Di.
arrhea. Dysentery. Collie, Wind in The Bowels,
and all internal pains
Travellers should always carry bottle Of
Radwsy's Ready Relief with them. Afew
drops in water will prevent sickness or pains
from change of waller. 1t better than French
Brandy or Bitters as slmulaut.
FEVER AND AGUE.
Fever and Ague cured for fifty cents. There
IL not a remedial agent in this world that will
cure Fever and Agne, and all other Mslarieus.
Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow, and other
Fevers (aided by RAILWAYS PILLS. so
quick as RAILWAYS READY Keller
Fifty cents per bottle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

We, all Of US have our little vani'ies.
Sir Henry Holland says Madame de Steal
believed her arms to be the haudsomest
part Of her body and was constantly twist
ing pice Of paper 10 order to display them
to the fullest advantage.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

A candy boy, passing througha car,
met cross old gentleman, and says: Pop
corn, pop corfu"
"Haiu't got any teelh,' angrily replied
the man.
'jum drops, gum! drops calls The
smart boy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
GREAT SAVING

To Consumers, aud good business for one OF
two persons or either Elk in oiutPlcasapt and
adjoining towns, by which you eau make from
500 to $3.50 per month with but liule inter-
terence with ordinary busin' Articles as
staple as -four or cotton cloth. A good bust.
ness for agents sure. II your whole time j.
given, a much larger sum can be made. Club
Circulars free, giving complete list Of articles
and commissions allowed HoRToN, BRUSDhaE
4 Co, Gil Pine St, St. Louis. No.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

An ingenious wifeiu Des Moiues aflct.
cd with snoring husband has gutta per.
cha pipe with cube shaped ends; one she
puts over bis mouth, and tho other over
his ears, thus he consumes bis own noise,
o stove does its smoke, aud wakes up iu'
stantly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

A young lady who, after kissing a two
year old boy, made the remark, II love to
kiss little boys" was exceedingly surprised
BY a little five year old girl inquiring 1T
she didn't like to kiss big boys, tool"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
Harmony at Home

l. We may BE- quite sure that our will
islikely to be crossed during tho day, SC
lot us prepare for it.
2. Every person in The house has an evil
nature, as we'll as ourselves, and therefore
we must not expect much.
8. Look upon each member Of the fam
lily as one for whom Christ died.
4. When inclined ogive an angry an
swer let US lift up the heart in prayer.
S. II from sickness, pain or in6r,nity,
we feel irritable, let US keep very strict
watch over ourselves.
6. Observe when others are suffering.
and drop word Of kindness.
I. Watch the little opportunities Of pleas
ing, and put little aunoyances out Of tue
way.
8. Take cheerful view Of everything.
aud encourage hope.
0. Speak kindly to dependents and SER
wants, and praiss them when you can.
10. 10 all little pleasures which occur
put yourself last.
! II. Try for the soft answer that turneth
away wrath.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

A lady one day wrote to her absent
husband the following letter, which may
be quoted in this way: n write to you
because | have nothing to do; | end be-
cause | have nothing to say"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07
STAIR BUILDING.

u I. BUNTS, builder Of all styles Of
~. Modern Stairs, offers hi, services to the
public. Plans for stairs and buildings drsftel
on reasonable terms. Contracts for complete
buildings taken. Address rs above, Point
pleaant Mason county, West Virgins.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

Louise Holden, lady lecturer just up.
peariug this season, is pronounced bya dar.
iugly original exchange, "a calcium light
among the gas, kerosiue and tallow dip
lights which ore seeking to illuminate tho
lecture stage"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

A California hunter, who went ten miles
to where game was plenty, and then found
that be bad brought a box Of pills instead Of
percussion caps, returned home in dis
gust.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-03-07

Tennessee is proud of a prodigy three
years old, with weight ofseveuty pounds
o beard and bass voice, wherewith he
swears justlike grown.up Tennessee Chris
tians.