The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-07-05
GOING FOR GREELEY.
How Hibernians Hurrnh for Horace-They
Discuss His Matrimonial Habits ana Pns-
Revolutions.
From the Chicago Evening Post.
OFF yNNyIIIF Iowa. June


O'FLYNNvnLE, Iowa, June 3.
MIsTHUR IDDITUR: II yez will allow me
sphace in yer columns, its meseilf that II be
after giving We report of the mating held at
McGnnis's soloon, to rathify the Sinsinnaty
nomlnashuns. Sure Its an llgant hand write,
bArrin the ilhgant, but its me practice to be
using the pick or the sphade more than the
pin. But I've heard said that printhers can
rade any kind of ritn and make sinse out of It,
30 | thought I'd be thrying EN-.
Johnny Mcmahon. who keeps the saloon
furninst O'Grady's, says to me, says he:
The top o the morning to We.
80 That same TO Yourself says l.
After passing al the compliments Of the
sason. says he to me, says he
- An how is politicks wild We p
Faith, SAYS l. :" an its little | care about
polticks.
What! :" says he, have We no politicks p
Dvil potlck' says |.
AN sure, says he, " thought you were
Dimmikrat 2"
Faith" saws |. Its that way I've always
votid, but the partly Is always bate, an I'm
thinking there must be something rong.
Thin, says he. - ye'd better come and join
the new Labor Reform partly"
An what's that = says l.
- It's a new partly says he, made sp of
working men, in favor of bigger wages and
less work
An sure, Johnny" SAYS l, =" that same will
suit yeZ, for It's moghty little work We do
handling quart bottle an lifting glass to
yer lips l niver knew We To get tired at 1t.
- Arah," says he "ye need't be jokin. It's
working men are, whittier we use the pick
or the toddy stick.
BE iabers. said l, but the toddy stick s
dale the lightest tool to work wild
No more Of yer jokin," says he, o. bat
let's get up a matn' and organize labor re-
form club, The labor party have nominated
Denny Davis, working man. for President,
and the liberal Rep dblikins are going TO noml-
nate him, an the Dimmikratic convenshum
will endorse him. an that way the Republicans
will be bate. Will We notify the b'ys, says he,
and 'tind the matin', yerself2 2"
Faith, johnny, says l, ri do that same
but l can't be saying for who I'll vote
To prevint hard feelins among the custhom-
ere of the two saloons. the matin' was held at
McGnnis's, and Mcmahon was made president
committee was appointed TO draw up reso
looshuns.
The President said there would be an in
terchange of opinions while the committee
were Citing riddy. The Sinsinnati Convenshur
was expected to nominate Misthur Dennis
but had nominated Horris CRAZY instead anC
he didn't know how the Dimmicrats would
like it,
Sure, says Barney O'sullivan, says he, II
not vote for CRAZY
An why, said Jimmy O'Reily, says he, won
ye vote for him. Sure an Its good mol
he is
Sure now, says Barney, says he an is mt
an ablishnist he IL, an didn't he marry
nagur?"
Sure, an its MISTAKEN We are, say. Jenny
SAYS he He didn't marry a nagur at all"
=" BE jabers an its yersilf that's MISTAKEN
says Barney, says he. Haven't Igot his picthu
III me shanty that the Dimmicratc committee
sint me, showing him huggin' and kissu
his dirty nagur wife, bad luck to him.
Begin yer pardon, Misthur OSullvan
saws Teddy ONeil. saws he, but it's not tn
same mon at all, at all. 1t was CRAZY, the iddi
thur Of the ThrybOon. that married the naguI
an its CRAZY the farmer that's nominated TO
President. It's CRATE farmer he is. an wrot
book telling everybody to so whist
Begorra now says Michael O'Grady say
he but yes are all wrong; it's the sam
CRAZY that's the iddithur and farmer both"
- An did he marry nagur p saws Patric
McQuinn.
Och, nc" says Michael, "he did no suc
thing"
Blood an ouns." says Barney o'Sullivar
says he, land would We be afther charging m
with falsehoods Havn't got his picthur
me shanty stint me by the DimmIkratic con
mittee ~
'Ordher, gentlemen" SAYS the presiden
says he, III explain all about the picthur
They wuz got up TO desave the nagurs, ma
the divil run away wild 'em and make em vot
the reform ticket"
:" An he didntmarry the nagur at all 2" say
Barney.
Al nos ho away = pSch SAY
Pat McQuinn.
" Och, no it's Liberal Republican he il
Z" An what's that Z" says Pat.
=" It's Republican that didn't get an offiC
from Gin. Grant, an is opposed to offic
holders an in favor Of reform"
- An votes the Dimmlkratio ticketi"
" Och, murdher, no. He runs for Office al
let's Dimmikrats vote for him."
" BE jabers, SAYS Larry McGrath, saws h
- an wouldn't Gin. Grant do that same
sowl, but I'm thinkin' he's the best Repu
lican of the whole kit, an il it's for Repub
can I've got to vote, it's for him I'll
votin'."
Yer hand on that" says Teddy o Brie
says he, 1" it's more than half right we are a
it's mesilf that II 60 wild ye."
An be the piper that played befo
Moses says Barney O'Sullivan, says he. "a
it's mes'h that's got half a mind to do I'll
same"
BE asey, gintlemen," says the prisider
says he, lets wait. till the Dimmikatic CO
vnshun and see what il saws"
At this point the committee on risoloutio
presented the following report
WHAREAs, Everybody not in favor Of G.
Grant az President of the Yoonlted Shtates
opposed to his relecshun and
WHEREAS, To bate him will be a pre-
tough job, and will require a yoonited a
vigorous iffort on the part of all his opponen
supported az he il 10y hundreds Of thousands
his relations in Office, by the army and navy