The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-09-26

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A Jewish temple tbat has cost 5000
Is nearly completed Ia Milwaukee,
fihscu eeHisa bnshel ii what thty
expect tot potatoes IN Iowa this fall
Would Jon lake the lasl cent a per.
son has fof glass ofsoda watery asked q
Kaukakee youth Yes, responded the
mlbinking proprietor. Wheroupon the
hopeful pulled ont the cent and got the
drink.
-An old lady on entering q store the
other day, said Why, it can't be that
you keep ibis store yet! thought you
had gone out Of business. amt seen
your name Or anything abont your store
ia the paper for over year, and every
body IN our neighborhood thinks YOU
have gone out Of business.
"A grayc-diggor, walking in the
streets Of Windsor the other day CHANGED
10 turn and noticed two doctors walking
behind him. lie stopped til they passed
and then followed on behind them. Aud
why thisl asked they. know my place
Ia this procession, said be.
"a colorcd man was once asked why
be did not get married. Why, you see,
Sab, said he, got an old mudder, an |
hab to DO for her YOU see, sab, an cf
didnt bus her shoes and stockings, she
wouldn't get none. Now ef was to git
married, would hab to buy dem tings
ror my wife, and dat would be takin de
shoes an stockings right out Of my old
mudder's monf
"A bald.hcadcd man was recently
noticed iutently observing the pictures
Of Greeley and Brown in a newspaper,
At length he remarked Ill really thought
1t would produce such a change would
order half dozen bottles. lie had tax.
On them for the same individual "bcfore
aud after" using q hair restorative,
"A Meridcn man, returning from the
club few nights ago, got into the
wrong house, and had just pulled Off his
boots preparatory to seeking bis little bed
when the proprietor appeared aud will
some difficulty conducted him home
When they arrived the inebriated indi
yidnal was still 50 betogged that he in,
sisted that his friend (who, by the way
u a strict temperance mani should be put
TO bed assured him be would never say .
word abou, bic being "intosticated,' elu
cidated to him The evils Of intemperance
depicted the sorrow Of his wife If she
knew of his condition; begged him new
CT 70 touch another drop Of liquor, and
even went 50 far as TO produce a bill fol-
goods from one Of our merchants, which
he insisted was a temperance pledge, aud
with tears urged his friend to sign 1t
promising 10 stand by him through thick
and thin Il Be would do -. Il is need
ie-s t. say chat the temperance man didnt
sign.
"a paper 0ul west wants modern i'm
pr1seneuts worked into school leadin.
b5ok,, aud offers the following a. sampler
ult would 81 up 10 Tie spirit Of The age
Here !. aman He /. fireman II,
belongs to No 10. lfyou arc a good DO,
y0n will some day Be an angel Ike tia
FIREMAN. They sometimes get their head
broken.
DO you sec that small boyy iIe Il
coed boy and supports bis mother b
sailing newspaper lis father don
have 70 work any more now.
Here 3. The picture Of a young widow
See huw sad She looks Her husbant
ooud 40. pay Der iry goods BILL aud s
be- aisd De yen think she will get an
olltg uaus She viii lry hard
Here j. TIE face - reporter. SEQ 10,
Joyful BE- looks. lie ha. iust heard lha
q mau has cut bic own throat, aud he
goiag ioI ihc Item. Should sou ike {
bca reporter. aHd get licked oa dsr
nights and sea dead persons, and elm
~ uuf pair 81 slainf
4 couple 81 Cat boat men ca the Mi
d.spll River. having made nn extrAord
nats good speculation concluded tbs
white ,hct were 50 New Orleans the
would 10 ior real ilra-clas. dinner
ne y Charles Hotel Having eaten h
mea, they called COT lhtsr bin. Tic wtl
So ID attendance misunderstood then
and suppasiug ,hat they wanted the b
81 fare iaid il before them. with tie vii
li.. uppzrn.osi. Raew. Bill said Jerr
here's biHl 5ua look uitl Her
yoa adj az one siie, and IN ald NJ Il
other, and well see Wits, tie whole THU
amounts 10. - BlH added % tl4e prlci
% iacs en- one side Of tic lisl and al
DERRY addel them ar % the other, a.
lheg made ihe sam total $50 Wber
Bi.l sid Jerry. that's pretty nigh !
ws're gol What are ae goln q
alogt af We can't pas That, sald Bl
1, id elean " right onL Tho val,
ala'i here now iefs jamp out o. ii
aaaaa aa3 fpl N8. ,ir-e. sAd 1su
l8 aesa 10 sa aasn taius l. ia
LES pay ihe All, and lhsa 80 dow
ftA.ts anA shoot a llle landlord.