Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1872-11-30

cbear lhe t,ic,od 5a,,';i,, W
nj INV art. and 7 cartein,,, ,han,,b, ,Ss,
ideo abont the no,lysv xr1,,id bs,a ,i,a,
effect somehow n Il ungrotafni -, '''''
Just tben there was a tnncL "A tbo door
and q ,,,oya,, s,,to,,d a,,'irs, Wv Wv 1VN''
tsAre Won Tho aditor - Ia inorirod oe
Rdmmer' '"0 '''''' ''' SUI 0u u
Brimmer said ha was
s.W-w-wou -, sbo said Il, a ,.oi,, hroi.o,,
Inv sobs sswh- ,,,,nt 49, ,ia.,, t,, ,,,,tiist
~, ' I,s Iii r ~ ,,'V,t" -! Pupi'sn
fabnnY3 M'nv ~ ran,o "a s,o a. a." s,a,,h "3 ar3
wb.wben ioobsd "s ,iis n,.n,nrninr 1or 1ho tha
noticc ~ Iobnnv,s dSeatI, IN ~ ,,,os vp
SOW this o,Yr; ,rici,ah ,''io "a r1pe!
''''9 - -" "'N''N'' "'1A'N ''''o
". Four doctors tackled johnny smith
They bllhtered and they blcd him,
WIN s4nilis snd a9ti-6illious pills
Tbsv tirre% ,hny In rn ,eu yith ni,i c.iouoi
And tried to move lis liver;
But all in vain-his little soul,
Was waited DER the river
esr,,. t.,..i n.,.., ,,.,,. ~. !,
tarnry haS i5e o,,i, is''o ~ Sna. "uas " Is
d-didn't try to m-m-move his liver, and
they d didn't bl-bleed him aud b blister
him. It,s n wicked falsebo,d' and you're
= ia ~, ~, -, = = - -, =. i,s
h~s,u ~ nool l,eu VI iu'e l-lOr-pilntlus u
Mhuam shau 20 crazy u you con-
tinue ~ exclaimed Brmmor. "This is not
my work. Il Is the work of a serpent
Whoh ) warmed IN my bosom, ana Whom
L Will say Win my own nAnd as soon as
he comes in. Madam, the miserable out
cast shall die -
e,stranoe etranoa -, ,,rsoa M uAra
a. Hai@nss 5"n"s. rhupou Wv, u nnu
this man tod INC 10 combine e,evaling
sentiment with practical information. If
inecac IL moi nrscticai hn,,o ,nis,,rJor'
the nae of that word And if.vou1,,r gnyitb
didn't have fonr doctors A. ,,,as an n7,trsoc
He ousht to have ba1 them and ,hev
ongbt 10 have excited bis liver. Tbus 1,
ia 3 thongbt Ott 0lhot hnman life ia sac
rIaced to earelessness ),
Al this innctnre the sbe,ifr e,,ered bis
brow clothed with thunder. Ue bod a
copv Of Tbs Noynino giorv in bis hand
he approached the elilor. and. pointing to
a death-notice- Saving.
oRead tbat boryihle mockerv of my WOO
and tell me tba name of Ina writer 90 tbof
can chsstise him y
The editor read a f,llows
We hive lost our little Hammer in a very
palnI9i manner, IL. ,.-,..,
s,,,foris,s h hor, ~" '"" "ei ""''"
When her death WAS lrst reportcd her aunt
got up and snortcd
with the grief that she supported, for it
maue hor leei lorlolh'
So She was such A little seraph that her fatber
who is sherin,
Really doesn't seem to care il he never
sho has smiles l IN iiie again again b., uo,non y, ,no
'''e ',s,s esr7y 400 of se,an ~ at 'ne
(Funeral starts or at cleven.) where she'll
never more have pain"
As II tOlfNlutltt Ol llllH lnllfllNs /
MNhuIaN uil tne county uuNeI,lsIng rom
your paper. a man VINO coulI tfhe IN
MS manher WIN lhe leellngs "i parent
Is suNNSe anu scluhl'ei
As tnG tuIrlli Weht o"l, bllhlhl'r pl"ced
"Really," MIR OFT reflected 'tlut person
must he deranEed | tried. in his case. 10
IN nut iuysrlf in his rIoce aud IN win as
! tf - - - tt3 ", -
u was one oi Tue iamlly, according to
instructions Inc verses arc beautlluli
narticniarlv seemed to me 10 he very
| ha,'n, it'o,.,,rass,s ,.ioi,,t a,1,,in,, ,,,i,I
~ rsses N.olue' ol''o' Ioll WI.
force. These people have no soul, no ap.
probation of the beautiful in art"
While the poet unused, hurried steps
were heard ulon the stairs, and in o mo-
mtnt middle aged man dashed in abrupt
| lv and Selling Brmmer's scattered hair,
bumped his PROSTATE head against the
t. be three or four times with considerable
/ force. Having expended the violence of
| lis emotion in this manner, he held the
eltor's bead down with one hand, shaking
I it occasionally by the way of emphasis,
and with the other hand seized the paper
aud said;
" You disgraceful old repr0bate You
unsvmpathetic and disgusting vampire
You h0ary headed old ghoul What d'you
\ mean by putting such stuff as this in your
vile sheet about my deceased son What
d'you mean by printing such doggcrcl as
this. YOU depravcd and dissolute ink
singer YOU imbecl!e old auill-drlyor YOU:
"t Oh! bury Bartholomew out in the woods,
~ ~ oeautilal ei' hoie en- m me sroundi .,
pechers ",ipiv''''a sipr o'1A '"u 'N' "oou
And The straidie.burs tumble around;
So that in winter, when the snow and the
., slush ,,.-,-.,...-,
,,is hroter is ,'eo ~. ra
Hnd yi4it tho Mae witb his sled VA '"'0
"l'll ieach you to talk about straddle-
bugs I'll Instruct you about slush Ill
enlighten your insane old intellect on the
subiact of singing woodpeckcrs What
do you know about Jane and Arleinus, you
wretched buccaneer, you despicablc
butcher of the English language Go out
with a sled Ill carry you out in hoarse
before Pm done with you, you deploTab,e
old lunatic ~
At the end of every phrase the visitor
gave the EDITORS head a fresh knock
against the table. When the exercise was
ended Mr.. Brimmer explained and apollo
gized in the humbest manner, promising
at the same time to give his assailant n
chance to pommel OF.
THE treachery OF this man." murmured
the poet, ''ls drcldfdl. Didn't he desire
me to throw glamour of poesy over COM
mon-place details But for that | should
never have thought of alludmg to wood
peckers and bugs, and other children OF
I Nature. The man objects to the remarks
about the sled. Can the idiot know that It
was necessary to have rhyme for bed 2
Can lie suppose that l could write poetry
without rhymes Ihe man Is lunatie |!
! INn not n a