The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-06-06

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"'''' ''. '''e A''''''''sr "hsre the light :
/ pslSs "sa' ~" Il tIlsre Tas any way OF
"''''HS 10 'Ho'o O"onnuey' wv
A young man applied for A marriage
license i'm C,unbridrs bnt the clsrL rs.
'nlhaei nam "i "olr"""uH applications.
les was Tue reply the other giIls
alo not know l "nHted td ga married
nl showed them I'll" dn'umeut--but
TINS one does I'm
4 knd olI f.thrr-iu-lsw waited 10
know vii, the F.,i,,n., MARA c,lls1 cap-
10y
"Io"'S' 70 "hic" lSrH"in answered:
Do'""'e 'heE ave "H "'her people.
AHc"' he rrpl'A' NhhaPpn!' my Tour
So''S-'h''a" m''st Ne e'nu'0atS they
i've Oil 'ne' nat
Belfast has a dog which goes for the
doctor, when any body is sick, without
being nsked "yy. once Ind ., lltIe cur"
81! '"o D'''Sor ''"'"'''''" ''h"I would
NV o"'! % lo' III" "oc'or D"' any
OV"' ''S' '''"' ii"S'o" 'no ho''Se' ana
""''' ''' Que was Sl'A' o''ler'
A man sold farm the other day as
perfectly level The buyer went to
look at it aud found mountain on 1t.
"But," said the IMAM, "the land will be
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A kentucky etomologist has kept two
vigorous MOSQUITOES under IN inverted
tumblor for siA months without food,
and they remain N healthy conditions.
This clearly provo, tint their aunovance
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Ayouug theological student, not far
from Boston, reaenty invited u Young
Iady to attend concert. The damsels
answer 20 TINS question was in this wise:
"If you como as a l.icmUor0ry sum,IJ
mus, "''''''e Il'e ''''''t''H' am ouly
"'"''"S ''J'"" 's'""'@""' lie didn't
'"rI'" "rs. .....n
\ yomo huy in Camden, Nm York
last week lroppe,t IL neNsparer Oh the
bridge. ! young gentleman who had
not kept posted wliuthe fashions, picked
it up and offered it To The youug lady.
JAY '"''E ''''''l i'p""""'" 'Ae owner
o''' ""' 'e ~ "'"'"'''"I "N"' h''"o
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An ILLINOIS editor thus sarcasSically
speaks OF the -aarr.aso qfu professional
brother m !naiana He :tepppd npon
the hymeneai platform adiGs.rd the
fatal noose, and waa swuag oil mlo that
unsl!enl bourne whence he en- never re-
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HorpuIent old lady 81 should like IL
NcEct i"r the tram Booking clerk
'"ho th'HRshe Will makeaJoke)""les
Will yon goIL the passenger tram ~ in
the cattle tram? Lady; "WeIl, ii yuu
are specimen oi what | shuls experience
III the passenger train, give me u ticket
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During Prote e'sor busts first visit 10
the Nursery, III Louisville he pro-
poset, among other things, to give the
little ones lecture on the Five Senses,
which was done to the apparent salts
faction OF all except one little fellow, who
remarked, on the Professors retiring;
81 h"int seen nOthen OF them nickles
yat "
Mr. Lincoln used to tell u story Of
boy who was ordered by his father to
scare stray urchin off the promises. He
departed on his mission with turkey
gobbler" strut, and shortly returned
with discolored optic, bleeding nose
and very much demor"lized and told
his father the "dam'd boy didn't scare