The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-07-17
TWO pILCARLICs WERE CAUGHT


TWO plLCARLlcs WERE CAUGHT
il CHE Of the aforementioned deluging
showers. Luckily we knew Of o shelter
and refuged unit! the heaviest of the fa!!
was over, and then made second start
more fortunate than the first. The
difficulties encountered BY the mule or
its drivers in climbing the steep and slip
perry hills 30 will aoi mention here.
they were surmonnted in time, and as
the twilight began to settle VIC reached
our cabin. That cabin was our home
it was appreciated, and so was the Bye
which vas kept st2am;as ':ot. We are
growing tircsone, however, III making
so long q chapter out OF so little mate
rial The will is good, most patient read
er, and we ,rouid do better, but please
remember thet the stock we draw from
is small
NOTHING STARTLING
or new occurs up in this region, and one
day is very much like another; we have
ever been denied for some days the pleas
ure of seeing our friend S. 60 out bird
hurting, on account Of the rain, and the
hope OF being refreshed BY the bringing
in ofa brace is growing beautifully less
each day. True, he has only been here
FIVE weeks, so there Is 10 telling what
may yet happen. We add, however,
that all kinds Of game are lamentGbly
scarce in this section, the whistle of
solitary partridge is sometimes heard.
and at night the melancholy cry of the
whippoorw;ll wakes up the echoes on
the hills; in the early morning though
there is an
ADDITION TO OUR EIRD CHOIR,
and we acknowledge being very much
chee7ed under the trying ordeal Of limit.
ed diet by the notes Of this unknown
songStcr Of the woods, which every
morning seems to say in peculiar tune
-."don't you do it for q long time it
was hard to understand what birdie al
luded to, till all at once like inspiration
the meaning was plain. The injunction
was against chicken fry: as injurious to
dyspeptics. This is not al! either-for
this little friend having cleared his pipe
by a sip Of mineral water-and bite of
worm, unfortunately caught out too ear
ly, or which perhaps was just getting
home after nights debauch, sings thus
ly-''don't you do it," !you will rue it"
"mush with water ''make you better"
Every morning this is repeated, and so
strongly is it impressed upon our minds
that we dare not transgress, notwith-
standing our humorous host rciterates
with with tantalizing pertinacity at each
and every meal,
"wELL, WHAT WILL YOU HAvE Now"
"Phancy the Phelinks" ye lovers of the
cuisine, whose tables groan under the
weight OF this delicacy and the other
good things, as with appetites which
need no whctting, and digestive organs
which never fail you, fancy the emotions
which agitatc our breast. and extending
to the stomach lacerate and tear our ten
der depths. The
AVENUE 20 = MANS HEART.
it is said by . lady writer-and she
ought to know for she was = married
woman and widow beside--iies through
his stomach. Think OF this, lady reader
If ycu desire a rcw bonnet, 90 at once
to work and FIX rp n nice dish of some
thing good for the dear, cid fellows
and so sure as you are q foot
high, and present it with one Of your
smiles, just SO soon will your
hearts desire be gratifed, unless he is
as close as hickory bark. In that case
we recommend continuation of the ap- |
plication till the patient collapses, and
you have him "by the hip" as another
celebrated writer expresses it. Its n"-
tur'.
TRY IT LADIES,
the stomach is citadel which cannot re-
sist savory dishes. Our philosophy just
now is proof against teInptation-this IS !
our belief. For though the friend above
mentioned thrice daily repeats the old |
will you have ?"-it IS |
only form and set speech, learned in |
lays past, and under other and better
c;rcumstances-the fact, there stands |
The irreprcSsible and ever present mush. |
The laws OF the Medes and Pcrsians were
not more itrperative-and Knowing !
this, we accept the situation, and an.
swer with the least show Of impatiencc,