River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1872-10-18
All Sorts of Paragraphs.


AN aged Chinnecock Sqnaw was killd
last week for the small sum of four cents
In Fairfield county, Conn., cider sells To-
five cents a gallon. z" 's.o =t
shanghai China, has taken six million
of new French loan. g4e vas.r
Texas has a cave containing an i'm
mense quantity of the best guano.
A mine Of anthony has been discovered
in California. af'. ~ ueJ f''tt3 D.
IT is not vulgar spittoon," but d re-
fined " cuspadorn sl "a. -'sF.t
The three balls of the pawnbrokers are
said to signify addition, division and ST.
lenCe. .'satas .ueft
AN American circus is knocking the
sentiment entirely out of the Rhine
Valley.
WILLIAM NIBLo has been 4 constant
subs criber to the New York Evening Post
durin G sixty-two years, and the editor hopes
he may live till he regrets it. yfE
Henry REwER, Norwegian, about fifty
years old. committed suicide by shooting,
in the readiAg-room of the Young Mems
Christian Association, at Newark, on Fri
day.
TENNYsoN is making vast preparations
for the reception of Walt Whitman. The
English apostle of easy-fowing numbers
will warmly welcome the American apos-
tie of disjointed numbers, and the two will
revel long and POLITICALLY.
Four ofthe Japanese students at Willis
ton Seminary board with Landlord Hill
Each wished a separate room but were
told he should have to put two in a room,
unless one was sick. The boys are bright,
and soon took their cue, and Mr.. Hill re-
ceived the follwing note, which is verbatim
ct literatim, ct punciuatim s~a = f's~s
Dear Mr.. Hill Mr.. Sepe has o, Sick,
and be cannot lay down to gether Mr..
Ouseke in the same bed, thereforeh he went
a other bed. May he get it? Ono Is
A LIQUOR dealer at Niagara Falls last
week thought to make a hit in the adver-
Using line by hiringa peripatetic Hibern-
ian to carry about the streets q trans
parency setting forth the goodness and
abundance of his liquors. A temperance
party, however, chartered a boy to follow
with transparency reading: Cursed be
he that putteth the cup to his Brothers
lips" 1t was the general conclusion that
he boy behind was ,.head of the boy in
ont s, .p. gsT sss$ >1sr -
ANapparatus has been lately introduced
tho garages by means of which a lady
inside may communicate with the coach
man without opening the carriage win
dows. 1t consists of a handle with dial,
by moving which similar apparatus on
the dashboard is acted on. BY this means
the driver may be directed when to ,tnrn
and similar messages without letting
down the carriage windows. Sa-s'sp
= PRoF. DAVIDSON has selected Pollard's
Peak, near Summit Station, on the Cahfor-
MIA and Nevada line, as the site of the great
National Observatory. .1sr .atc.T
A WHITE Polar bear escaped from the
Central Park menagerie, in New York, on
Saturday, and took q stroll down Sixty
fourth street to Fifth avenue, creating in
tense excitment among the inhabitants.
He proceeded to take bath in a deep
pool of water on Sixty fourth street, when
he was shot and killed. d 5.A4 rse
A little girl in New York orphan asy-
lum who was punished for scratching an
other little girls face by being required
to learn a verse from the Bible, wasT al
lowea to make her own selection, and chose
the first verse of Psalm IA -" Blessed be
the Lord, my strength, which teacheth my
hands to war and fingers TO, fight, ear