Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1872-10-24

cd together, tho Great and Good Hor-
ace" amounted them with free trade
oil and sent out his twelve dead Lcets to
preach his New Coalition Gospel" or
anything to beat Grant.
l8. Saying u.to Sweeny: Go thou
out into Gotham and cover over the ugly
tracks l have made in the company Of
Tweed, and also the traitorous foot
prints made dancing With Jake Thomp-
son and George Sanders At Ni,gara
Falls even when Grant was pushing
things around Richmond"
l9. And unto Schurz he said eco
thou aud faithfully preach my new Cos.
|pel among tho Germans, whose votes
thou hast told me thou carried in thy
breeches pocket, denying the evil words
thou hast spoken against me, and play
no more the tune thou did.t at Cincin-
natl about going back 10 Germany
20. Likewise unto Jake Thompson
his dearly beloved apostle: go thou
among the Ku Klux telling them all
the mighty works l done for them at
Niagara, even how l kept Liocoln's let
ter, where Schurz carries the German
votes, in my breeche, pocket, crying
aloud in tho byways 1.-the leopard hath
changed his spots"
81. And unto Fcnton "Thou art a
prophet indeed, aud bone of my bone,
aud have pr"phesied seventy-6vo thou
sand majority for the Empire State in
my namv 80 therefore and stir up the
Soreheads against Grant that thy pro-
phesying may be fulfilled doing all the
dirty work (wherein thou art 50 skill.
full, } which / give thee 10 do, and I will
reward thee with a seat At my right
hand when I make up my cabinet Of
jewels"
%. Also to Tilton: s'Thou art mighty
in matters pertaining to free love: take
therefore thy dearly beloved Victoria
Woodruff with thee and declare the
glad tidings Of great Joy throughout all
the land that marriage is = sham, and
so when l am in the White House, l
will by my royal decree make the free
love Gospel Of the O..eida Community
the law Of the land"
%. Moreover, jeff thou art my
friend, indeed, 20 therefore and tel; my
Southern brethren how many times
confused the counsels Of Lincoln for
their sake, how 1 visited thee in prison
and Travelled by night aud BY day to
bail thee, 30 that the prison doors
might be opened and the captive set
free"
"a. Now Summers head was griev-
ously sore, therefore Horace said: ''Thou
hast c:awled upon thy belly to serve the
Soreheads, and art known of all u,en,
even Ne the as knoweth bis m.ster's
crsb, but nevertheless 30 thou aud pluck
flowers frvm Chsppaqua and strew then,
On the grave Of Billy Brooks, forgetting
the cane with which he su,ots thee. ami
write no. more epistles to the colored
people, I pray thee, but leave for parts
unknown Tor my own names sake"
Is. And unto Toombs go It'll the
people round about Audersonv,llo aud
Libby Prison aud Belle Ise that under
my new gospel dispenation the lost
cause shall be reeained, the list cotton
paid for, and the lost turkeys stolen BY
Sherman's bummsrs returned unto them
double: if they will fall down aud wor-
ship me.
36. And with Banks Ito thou that
straddled the fence praying good Lord
and cool devil until tho eleventh hour,
get thee quickly and say unto Semme.
thy co-worker On my new gospel, TX
the Lion OF the tribe OF Tamn,any stand.
eth body and soul on the deck ot tn,
Alabama, and I will reward him for the
loss he suffered in Cherboulg harbo,
through the carelossness Of the Pirate
Winslow, Of thu Kearsa2e." ~.
~. Likewise unto Doolittlc and An.
dy: "Ye Gibson Of my bosom, all hail
Go learn the art Of lying from Dana and
my organ. then 20 ye out into every
gin mill in the land, brag aud Islander
telling all manner Of lies against Grant,
for upon this rock have I built my new
gospel. Yea, verify it is my best hold
Therefore, marvel not that say unto
you that I lie we'll stuck to il bette,
than the truth" - ~ -,
| 20. Now it came to pass that tn.
apostles went out, clothed 10 tho robe .
Of Tammany into North Carolina and
Maine and Vermont, throughout the
FIVE points, bapti.i"g Victoria Woodruff
und Dickey and AIeck and OLA, and
Tiltou's freelovers in the name Of the
great and good Horace, tho Lion of the
tribe OF Tammany. .,.... .. 49,
90. And Horace journeyed eastward
hunting for the home of his mother,
and preaching the new gospel ot'.every.
thing to everybody" and crying with q
loud voice, Ho, every one that thirst.
eth for Office come, aud he that hath .
sore.head come. aud let anything to beat
Grant come, and every one that will
come shall pareake Of the Post dice"
freely"