Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-06-01
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A short trip-Slipping GU an orange |
peel in the street.
\ thing sometimes" brought to pass
"A counterfeit note.
When is butter like Irish children
When it is made into little ''pats."
If thine enemy wrong thee, buy
each of his children new drum.
What two colors arc indiscernabie
Invisable green and biind-man's buff.
The mosquito, as a public singer
draws well, but never gives satisfaction,
When IS lady's hair like news ?
when its found in the morning papers.
In game Of cards, good deal de-
pends on good playing, and good play
ing on "a good deal
Pistolicidc and laudnumation are the
latest sort of obituary coined by the
genial paragrapher.
Why is "a large carpet like the late
rebellion? Because it took such lot OF
tax to put it down
The storm~signal man on the top of
Mount Washington holds the highest
office in the gilt Of the nation"
Why is horse the most curious feed
cr in the world :? Because ne eats best
when he has not bit in his mouth
"Oh you're a jewel" she said, ac-
cepting seat. No I'm a jeweler, |
have just set the jewel" replied he.
"Achilles put on his armor aud faxed
the whole posse of them" according to
rural New YORK lecturer on the IL
lad"
\ young lady went intoa music shop,
and asked the clerk if he had . Loving
Eyes" He replied, . I'm told so by
the girls."
4 Western writer describes Dolly
Warden dress as an animated old fash
loned window curtain thrown over Il red
wall.
4 grocer had pound of sugar return
cd to him with note stating, too
much sand for table use, and not enough
for building purposes,
i,doa sentencing n prisoners 10 be
hung, said he hoped It would prove
warming to him. 1t did-the chup
hasn't committed crime since
female lecturer has discovered that
/" ~ aran5 o,;c of tho c,,m;n,, moor u,ll
tbroh with the nnlse of the coSmo,
And vet she is not hapny
,;,;vo, of Svcamor. chased = str;na1
cat ont Of his hen house the other dny.
He hnrned his clothes and hi, wlIe
went visiting the next day.
nartv Of oypsies were in Dunbury
recentlv The Nems saws: These pcn
nIe appear to thirk GOOD dea! Of their
native land they carry it around with
them
What ;s tho d;gercpce bo,vecp s,s.
pended bank and railway tram In
one case the brake causes the stoppase
aud in the other the stoppagc causes the
break.
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s;r y W.. the renlv at sink, to the
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man VINO sai'eu ''o".'0 ', ''e w. ~
anu ca''l1u 80 -,p p,ia .ho r,as, ps;Io
!" MS pocke'' i S',u IL y; vas ,ora ,"o n,o'' -"
y ciFcu'atco J'u''"i ~ A','0' ''"'
The Boston Jow"oI asks, "can the
gnat swallow the camel 1t seems so
\ good many years ago, IN contest
,or the oPeaNe'9n'P - uDn %na,hoI, 80" - "f
ia '>a.'"' 1"''lo" m: ~ T.a:. NV"
Ohio = oo''1 'u"''' P'.
1t IS SAID that Horace ureeley wear
led with editorial iaoorS' apo o'Seu"'eo
with his political "ranele'' seriously
talks OF buying ashcep lafh III Coiora-
do, and retiring there Tor rest Horace
Will probably commence improving MS
stocN WIN nyurau''0 ram
We know pious young lady who
was tempted the other day to put on
her Dolly 'arden-red hosS rh'nocer-