St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-02
Humorous.

n''h'
ENtfNhodN remembers the first cigar
anu '"' 'li>' sweetheart.
he Carolina suicide who swallowed
some pounded glass, died of pane in
his stomach.
What Is that from which, if YOU take
| the whole. some will remain? The
word wholesome.
y Peoria dentist announces that he
extracts teeth with great pains Most
dentists do.
Shakespeare would never have asked
wv hat III an ann II he had been
Int on the head with Il brick.
An Irish editor s.Xs h, c;,I, s-e mo
earthly reason why women sbould not
he allowed To brcome medical men.
\ Danhurv arlicultmist has put Il
bundle OF straw upou his barn becaus,.
the straw shows which MAY the wind
blows.
"It is 4 sin to steal 4 pin and , man
in Phi!adelphia has been arrested for
that very otiense The pin has dia
mond attached t" II.
\ German lately married saws. I'D
/ vas youst So easy a needle Good walk
out nit IA ramel's eve AS to get der per-
hindt word nit womans"
/ Josh Billings SAYS. .If man has
got eighty thnusnud dollars at interest
and owns the house h, lives in. it ami
much trouble to Ice Il philosopher"
If you r,u't cn,x , fish tn hit. r.,
,-,,,I,' ,,.,,,I.,.;,.. ,,,,,.r. r,,n,, ,.,,.'.
dog. and Won will be sure TO succeed
N,- s,,,,I,; i,,,. of =, Iouis :.
r.,r,t;,t;,i,, f,,,' , ii,,,.,. f,n,n N, An
,,,i1 ;,,,,. l., ,La ,.,,,I. - tbn ,nat
I,.,,,., f,, ,l,,.. ;,,,,, L.,J ,,..,.., ,,i,,t
y" tN''hhS' N'H y ''''h III Il
tL. ,,.,,lr,..,, h.,..,,,.,. :, L,. ma, .t,,,i
f.,. ,i,,bt L,nr.
y western paper SAYS: since the
Ju'iler' boston mas run =" til'irtlS hlu-
SIC niau lHa' IL men wear brass hahus
on 'h'lI ha'S'
NAT Is 'hc dilclcli'e hti"ttll
'"''' anu Il i,,'iI>n ''',' i,i"' o". 10
n"IIIM 'H ,'i'''tI 'i'" '"e "'"'' Is
SHY i"liaii"er'
The measures spoken of III music re
fer generally {" time. An exception Is
made III the case of hand-"rgans. which
'"' '''''''' w.,
y SiaiP answer y I''lc H"H 'Ie
o'hti oiN NhH pun mo '"hS ,l""StlS
r'i '',' MS ''I'i'' ',"ii'e unr "nhT' MN
WIN he liad 'h"llSeu, Ell ht re-
pll'd. 'he o"Hs hldie l'iil "i me- anu /
wasn't gong I" wear my pants at hall
mast amy longer
4 little boy was sent to Il store for
some eggs: before reaching home he
dropped them. In answer to his mother,
WV "N .1I .I;'I.,, I,i' ,.A a.,
q. 49,. -
.I'.. ~. >"'''> ' ''o VI
traveller, on returning home to
W ashlhgt"n a snort time ago, brought
Il mummy win MN, ana II Is alleged
that coroner insisted on holding an
inquest on III" deceased. t" ascertain
the chIlsr and circumstances OF his
death.
correspondent of the London Pub
lSlihS lr'"lar poiiiIS ""' 'he l"ll""iiS
curious '\p"Siapillcal errors occurring
III INITIAL iocktt Dictionary As
pen. a KIND OF P"P"inr ire" Lac. klnd
of g"m. Maddrr. a plant much used Ill
dy'"g SCOT. c"Hdfmr" >m"Ef'
\ party of men. animatedlv engaged
in discussing politics before an uptown
store. the other morning. attracted the
attention of an aged agriculturist.
''TheI's sumthin the mather here, he
observed to his wife. And drawing up
his team. he lightly shouted to con
>umptlve individual on the outskirts,
Wv hats at""t "lWclNe inches.
WAS the >ardonic reply. The aged az
ricultun>t drove on.
Tin. s,,,,. .,,,.s t,,,, Frame. that ,
h.ant;fnI Lut .tr,nr minded LADY IiyinC
-, EnuInrn, sent :, ,L,IIenw. tn th,
,,,IJiSL,,. ,f g, hun,or,l,s in,rnal WIN
h,J ..t,,i,. cnurern,d bimsaIf viii bar
private affairs. y formal acceptance
of the duel WAS returned; the choice of
arms WAS waived. but IL decided prefer
cmcc tur those of the lady herself Was
expressed. RECONCILIATION followed,
and the wedding trlp Is I" the nlted
states.
\ minister made u intcrminahlc call
upnn u lady of his acquaintance. Her
HttIr dnuuhter. who WAS present. nrew
very weary of his conversation. and at
last WHISPERED in an audible KEY:
didn't ne hing his amen with him,
mamma
f,,.,,,..,. 80, ,I,.. r..,,I I,,.,,,..u ,,h,,l-
ton and Worcester having been terribly
annoyed 10y drummrr>, put up sign,
~" sewing machines wanted here.
tot one" II was no use, the next
drummer wanted to see the machine,
'amd perhaps he'd hitch up Il trade"
:" the farmer put mp. Got the small