Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1872-06-24
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BALTIC. LOCK HOSPITAL.
DIR. JOHNSTON,


Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis,
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and
Effectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, 1nyolan-
tary Discharges, lmpotency, General DeniIity'
Confusion Of IDEAS, Papitation of the Heart,
Timdty, Trembling, Dimness Of Sig ut or Gid
diness. Disease of the Head, Throat, Nose or
Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomseh
or Bowels terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and SOL
itsrv practices more fatal to their victims than
the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Ulys-
SEES, blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
ticipations, &C.
YOUNG MEN.
Especially who have become the victims OF
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
| habits which annually sweep to an untimely
grave thousands of young men OF the most eS.
| allied talents and brilliant intellect VINO mlght
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
the thunders of eloquence. or walked to extacy
the living Tyre, may call with full commence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplft-
ing marriage, aware OF fnyslcsl MeaShess NarS
vous Excitabilty, Palpitation, Organic weak
| ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsquall-
| fcation, speedily relieved.
He who places himself under the care OF Dr.
NAV reigiously confde in his honor Us q gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his Skill as
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored;
| This distressing Affection-whlch renders nie
miserable and marriage impossible-is the
| penalty paid by the victims of improper indulg--
encies. Young persons are too apt to commit
excuses from not being aware or the oreauiui
consequences that may ensuet NOW, "Do that
understands the subject Will pretend 10 dehy eha'
the natural powers are lost sooner by those fall.
ing into improper habits than by the prudent
Besides being deprived of the pleasure OF heathy
offspring the most serious and Destructive syilp-
toms of both body and mind arise. Inc systei,
becomes deranged the Physical and Mental
Functions weakened. Loss of Procreative Power
Nervous. Irritabilty, Dyspepsia, Palpitation OF
the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional DeDlllty,
and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consump-
ton, Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAY
Relief in Six Hoursl No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Triang Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison, should apply imme-
diately.
DIR. JOHNSTON.
Member of the Royal College OF Surgery OF
London, Graduate of one of tue most eminent
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part Of whose life has been spent IN the hospl-
tails of London, Paris, Philadelphia and else
where has effected some Of the most astonishing
cures that were ever KNOWN many trouDleo Will
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed at sudden SOUNDS,
bashfulncss with frequent blush'ng. aI'ehaeo
sometimes with arrangement Oh mlhu, "eEo
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
.aDr. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind, uniting
them for either business, study, society or mar
These are some of the sad and melancholy ef-
fects produced by the early habits OF youth, VIZ:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains IN tho
Head. Dimness of Sight, Loss of muscular Pow
er, Paptation of the Heart Dyspepsia, Nervous
Irrtubity Derangement Of the Digestive rune
tions, Genera. Debility, Symtoms OF Consump-
ton, &c. ,
ure much to be dreaded Loss Of Memory, Com
fusion of Ideas Depression Of Spirits, Evil Fore
bodngs, Aversion TO Society, Self DistrLsL, Love
of Solitude, Timidity, &c, are some OF the eVils
produced. ;,,dro
what is the cause of their declining health, losing
their vgor, becoming weak, pale, nervous ana
emaciated, having singular appearance ABOUT
the eyes, cough and symptoms OF Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by certain prac
tice. already described, habit frequently learn
ed from evil companions or at school, the elects
Of which are nightly felt, even when asleep ana
if not cured, renders marriage impossible, and
DESTROYS both mind and body, should apply I'M
mediaLely.
his country, the pride of his parents, should De
snatched from all prospects and enjoyment OF
life by the consequence of deviating from the
nath of nature, and indulging in pcrnicious
habits Such persons must, before comte1npiat-
ing.
Reaect.that sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites to promote connubla
happiness. Indeed, without these the journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage Inc
nrosnect hourly darkens to the view. the mind
becomes shadowed with despair, and filed with
the melancholy reflection that tue happiness OF
another is blighted with our own.
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent votary of
pleasure finds that he has imbibed the seeds OF
this painful disease it too often happens that al
ill-tmed sense of shame dread OF discovery de-
ters him from applying to those who, from edu-
cation and respectabillty, can alone oeiriend him
delaying till the constitutional symptoms OF this
horrld disease makes their appearance, such as
liberated sore throat diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight,
deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arms,
blotches on the head, face and e1sremities, pro-
crossing with frightful rspidity, till at last the
palate of the mouth or the bones of the nose
fail in, and the victim of this awful disease be,
comes horrid object of commsseration till
death puts period to his dreadful suffering, by
sending him to that undiscovered country from
whence no traveller returns"
II ia a melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into the hands of ignorant or unskilful PRE-
TENDERS, ,a who, BY the use of that deadly
Poison, Mercury &c, destroy the CONSTITUTION
serer month after month taking their noxious or
INJURIOUS compounds, and instead Of being re-
stored to renewal of Life, Vigor and Happiness
in despair leaves him with ruined Health to sigh