The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1872-08-12
assIsrra,s wit and wlsssom--sioarsc

Whenever VII see u uoae"ss5 ~ t-,:.,s
travels on the jump, yu kan bet nc y i s'
FOR n job. ro ;,,;totors
The bulk or mankind are mere hi'ta'oie
Of very poor originals. .h,,oso
Itiz CRATE deal caZier few DC . pi,' w.,
,bnr .,ftcT man haZ had warm meal tnan
i IL when he don't kno WHARF nc ~ soi'S
to git one. ,a;.hr, IN life
hn, share are l.ut phew, after all, who are
superior to il. -, :.
go TO never dspair may be God-like, but it
Amt human.
hnektashun looks well in monkey.
Tr;a;ny few define love IL like trieinS tew
| toll how WI kun tew brake thru the lce-aii
yu know about it IL w fell IN, ana got
| dnckcd
The prinsipal Importance nv MYSTERY IL
the MYSTERY itself What makes agho>t so
rcspektablc a karaktcr IL that nobody ever
saw one.
The pcdrrce that we receive from our an
cestors IL like the money we receive rom
them: we are not expected tcw i've on tue
nr;nc;nle. but on the aCcumllashun, ana
! transmit the principle nnimpared.
weak man wants AZ much watching az
bad one. ,,,;
| If IL hard work to define human happl-
ness: the real poSsesSor on it IL the very ohe
| who ka3t define il.
Wrlt, IL no guard against yillany; tharc
~ ~ mitch iuiqliiiy amung iltch ~
| :mlnr the poor, ackordlng TO lhcir h'''il-
| bers. ,,:,,,.,,t 50
mitch. nor ph9ol so l'ltle, III WIZ"
alone.
| Ayaritc IL az hungry M the grave.
There liz crate deal o; virtew III thL,
world that il like jewclly, more FOR orlll-
| lnent than use. :.
am satisfied that courage IN men IL
more often the e'ckt ov konstltushun Than
or principle.
About The best thing that experience kan
| teach us IL tcw bear nisIortinS, ana *orroWs,
with kcmp"zure.
Mans necessities are few, but lliz wants are
| endless.
Thure are mcnny people vino not only
| helicye flat this world reVDlvcs OH It's
axis, but they believe that they are tile
axis.
srIcmade men are most aiWtiS apt taw he Il
| lcctIc too proud ov the job.
! ] think thaTc il ~ mcnnv old ph00lS i'll
| this world az there IL yung ones, ana thare
| IL this difference between them. the yung
ones NAV cutgrow their pholly, but the OLD
| ones never DO.
The ambi.hion ov 9 men out ov 10, If 1t
should receive no check, would end IN Their
| destruk>hun.
A genuine apllorism, IL truth done up in a
! small package. ;.
4 yishr!s old man il Il terrible sight, dis
pised OH earth, and hated in heaven.
The avarishus man IL like the grave, he
fakes i'll that lie kan lay hiZ hands OH, and
gives nothing back.
Bashfulncss IL either the ellcck ov igno-
rance or modesty. II it IL ignorance, cdll-
kashun changes it into impertncncc; if it IL
motlcstv. it will king tcw man az long az
he llaz one single virtcw left.
| Marrying for buty IL poor spccuaShllll,
for pnny man who sees yurc wife laz got
lust about lis much stock in her az you hav.
| Hone is the germ, Faith the blossom, and
| Charity the fruit.
| Thale il this difference between weak
friend and Il hitter clcmy-thc one puts lis
oph our guard and the other puts Us on.
| Whenever you can find man to whom
VII kan tell I'LL yurc sckrct>, and still retain
hiz rcspckt, YOU hay found Il friend indeed.
When man abuses me twill pay no more
attcushun tcw him than will to Il country
cur who barks at me; this will make both the
dog and the man ashamed ov thelnscliS..
| Thare IL this mulch kan he said in favour
of good breeding, it IL the only thing that
kan make phooI cndurablc.
4 Tharc ain't mulch plum in phl>ick, but
tharc IL y good deal ov phiSicli i'll plum.
Men will iorgt iniurys easier than kon'
tempt the, had rather he hated than not
noticed.
/ hay bin watrln hunan intercourse II If
tic lately. and i find it largely made np OF
.runts, croan>. and crowls, varied with
hutlS, boots, AMI hoWlS.
| like good hatcr. but want him able to
civ good rcizcns for ii.
About the cmptycst thing know ov IL Il
pockct-book with nothing in tit liz rather
wllSs than knot hole.
The man who pttyS everybody wants
watching, for the chances are that he IL get
tin PLAT silly on other peoples misfortuncs.
1t seclns tcw me that good breeding IL the
art ov making everybody satisfied With
themselves and plcazed with you.
The man whom forgiveness won't humble
IL Il brute cm Torh Weekly.