Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-09-23

Brigham Young is married man.
A life without JOY Is worse than one
of great grief.
Whoever lives for himself alone lives
for mean fellow.
The leading divorce lawyer of Chicago
is named Fits.
The average cost of building mile
of railroad in the United States is $44,-
225. ~.
Gen. Grant keeps track of events
through the columns of thirty seven daily
papers. .s.s
A Western paper says Sumner has
gone to Africa to ascertain whether or
not Stanley did find Livingstone.
"How greedy you are, said one little
girl to another, who had taken the best
apple in the dish 81 was going to take
that p
A young lady at Long Branch receives
a new dress daily from New York, and
vet does not half cover herself when in
full dress.
Mushrooms grow up through the &C.
ment walks in Ithaca, and yet there are
people vile enough to say that cement
walks are good for nothing.
In stone quarry at Anamosa, Iowa,
solid block of stone, on being sawed
through, was found to contain petrifed
| human foot Darwin is looked to for
the foot's biography.
English noblemen still cherish the
conviction that Americans are race of
savages. One of them, on being intro
duced to Clara Louise Kellogg, innocent
ly queried: ''Do you speak English?'
The great original sea serpent is said
to have been at last identified as mon
ster species of eel, by no means rare in
South African waters, which sometimes
attain the length of forty feet. n
Ida Lewis is not pulling half-drowned
soldiers out of the water this year al
Newport She has husband, and
spends her spare time oscillating wick
) er basket on rockers. And she isn't
unhappy, either.
81 say, Jack, suppose three bad eggs
and pair of old boots boiled down IL
a gallon of Croton, how to you think i
would compare with Saratoga water p
Jack-refectingly. ''It wants anothe
egg, Dick"
> "What's to become of me, if you die :?
J, asked an affectionate wife of her .reced
y ing husband. II don't know" he snap
J. ped out, querulously. "It would loo
better in you to be thinking what's t
become of me !''h.
A young man named Alfred Young
who made an unsuccessful attempt
W commit suicide at Virginia City, recently
left on his table note to friend q
follows: "Jim, if | die, lay me quietl
away and say nothing about it. l-hay
y killed FIVE men. 3a
It's COW this time. She was kille
in Augusta, Georgia, on Thursday, tt
to 5th, and in her stomach was found
full peck Of small stones, about a doze
porcelain plates, three e-hundred pour
: shot. sewing machine and a frog caln
: ly playing 'Root, Hog, or Die on
! singled-keyed flute.
A woman, an infant, and a bottle a
: milk caused great connection on ;
Indiana train the other day, when
was running at the rate of forty mil
r an hour. The bottle dropped out Of t
window, the mother frantically, pull
the bell-cord, stopped the train al
wanted the conductor to 60 back aft
the babes lost sustenance. The bru
didn't go.
enS eoS Needam owned deep mouthed watc
nds dog, which always .'bayed him welcol
home" and snatched mouthfuls of cho
out of the legs of strangers. Needhi
took the faithful animal along with h
one day to watch his clothes while
W went in swimming. Needham bath
for an hour and the dog meanwhile We
to sleep on Needham's garments. WI
Needham got out the dog did not rec
\. nize him in his nude condition, and
" fused to let him come near the GARNER
Every time Needham would grab for
D suspender or sock the dog would
mouthful out of his arm or leg.
whenever Needham made a dive for
boot or anundershirt, the animal wo
seize him by the calf and shake him
So Needham stood there in the sun p
ty nearly roasted, and he spent the
ed ternoon dodging in and out of the W;
to avoid the Dorcas societies and fen
students at the boarding-school, and
who factory girls coming down the road.
' one last, when the dog went to sleep, NJ
ham crept behind him, caught him
y. denly by the tail and flung him ac
the stream. Before thedcg could s
8 back, Needham got most of his clio
upon his bleeding body and limbs,
dog came sliding up to him, looking
- if he oxnactad To be rewaldad for