Connecticut western news., 1872-04-26
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 Cash characterization to rich
 widow. ..m. 't..e. .
 Which is the ugliest hood ever worn -Falsehood. ...-.-...
 The bitter end-the last half inch of @
 penny cigar. .... .S.. 70. ..
 The coniunctive mood-thoughts of
 matrimony. ..t....-., ....... a. ... | The mothers heart gives 4th joy at
 the baby's 1st 9th. .-...-.,. -.-...
 Smart young men, and gossiping, pert l girls, are the persons most to be dreaded
 in society.
 Make railroad murders so expensive
 that no company can afford to perpetrate
 them that's the way to abolish these
 narrowing catastrophes."
 To be alone with the girl to whom he
 is not engaged is mans delight; to be
 alone with the man to whom she is en-
 gagged is woman's delight ......
 If your neighbours hens are trouble
 some, says an exchange, and steal across
 the way, don't let your angry passions
 rise fix place for them to lay
 The fashion of throwing an old slipper
 after the carriage of a newly-married couple is supposed to mean that the
 chances of matrimony are very slippery. A New York bride wore a robe of white satin, with au overskirt of tulle, on which was founce of point lace, and the ornaments were of diamonds and 3 pearls. ,-. ...- , A gentleman and his wife departed from Indianapolis, taking with them 3 their nineteen children, five of whom , were "in arms.e The father is 3S and the mother 36. .a" 3 MT. George w. McCull, is building an Episcopal Church in Nevada. and when } it is completed intends to sead out } rector, and pay him handsome salary for ten years.
 A Paris street scene "Dear lady," said child exposing D toy for sole, "buy this. "What Nis its price ?" "Judge yourself, madame I have eaten nothing to-day" ;.ac sas5 ea .. The hair on @ camel weighs about ten 1, pounds and sells for ikSfe than one hum aa dred dollars, which shows that it was not | only in the days of Mohammed that the I animal bore great prophet.
 2 The Chicago Erening Post introduces , the obituary of Prof. Morse with the x following appropriate text: " His line is = r. words to the end of the world. sa a The digestive organs of the Japanese : excite the curiosity of the medical pro- l fesssion. Their fondness for sour cu- 7 cumbers and hard eggs is startling to D quiet citizens of dyspeptic proclivities. , A maiden who had once been tilted ! wrote her own epitaph, as follows "Here lies the body of one '..1' crTl-.~ 1.,ol1 1R y,pko a1r "a" D u Strangerl Advance with steps courageous, For this disease IS not contagious !"
 z A Richmond paper lately had this statement: s'The Grand Jury met yes-' , terday and made one indictment-t , name of the party MT. Lohman) we have . been requested to withhold for the pres = ent" I -.. p7 .,r.... d A young lady says she cannot see any
 thing so wonderful in the newspapers predicting the weather, as they always !. know beforehand what the fashions are F going to be, and she is sure there IS s nothing in nature so fickle as the fash. e ions. a n,....,. ...ra. fz ea.. t-aEsr' s And old man of seventy committed su. | icide in New Hampshire the other day q be cause he was hopelessly addicted to . habits of dissipation and intemperance. f Nearly all his life he had been the vic- # tim of his appetites, and finally gave up !, the struggle. e .s4es1 g gfsi !. # The Havana (Mason Co.,, Illinois)
 Clarion says the chinch- bugs are making
 preparations to clean out the entire corn 2 crop this season, unless some way can 5 be found to destroy them; and a good 2 many farmers are getting ready to rake and burn them. 7a H,l. paa@' :'9 '9'. e Judge Anderson, of Belmont County, !. Ohio, recently issued a marriage license l. for the twenty-eighth son of Charles ,- Brandon, there belng five still younger s than he. The father of these thirty e three children formerly lived in Bellaire, q and had been dead only few years. e I He had three wives i Ea@ bia 's -. IT Olive Logan commenced one of her W wl lectures at Newark, recently, with the e remark, "Whenever see a pretty girl n I want to clasp her in my arms. "So Il do we," shouted the boys in the gallery. e For Q moment Olive was nonplussed, e but, recovering her self.possession, she e replied, "Well, boys, don't blame n you" y.g.I- u a-- U -.- -l 2'a-al.- l. .....-, ,,, stEF ....a