The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-06-15
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9snskss thrss d Il four Sis fse. iS1g. :Sa'DiGn
ees Ths lqusiirfels si Of Michigan an died of BY
Sstke barre last winter, The cold weather
cutting q of 9Th their M com MISERY supplies
asG AsaMichiiggan dog recently followed a
.EEgilseads train thirteen miles, and over
ate0kit at lastss y is mas ter was on board.
Gss3IheEe iseasboy down y east 80 bright
5tlashis mot her has, to 6 look 3 at him
.ethrongk piece of smoked glass os
&R9H ofdce Greeley !sayssthere will be no
Rdonglinut cropithis FALL He says the
sE6old lAimetf weather killed the buds on
sEaIithS dough tteos. ssys $50
'ess leab yoti change two dollar bill p
said ali indpceaaaioysf drinkcr to the bar.
,sseadsF. Yes. % wei, when 1 get two
a.sdSiiaf bfl bring il in. o. d7-T
"a great many boxes arc being manu-
sxfactured in Aiken to ship peaches as
ystoon as they ripep. The crop will be
small.
e!~A little busy Hbumble bee" drove a
man out of church at indianapolis, the
either day, BY. trying to gather honey
from his bald pate.
sissa0id age is coming upon me rapidly
easthe urcbin, said when he Was stealing
@appless sfrom7au old mans garden, and
saw the owner coming up, whip in hand.
ARevenue Assessor in Ohio, asking
e1fhesusuals questions inquired, did your
e&ifes have any income last year2' YES
afepliedSthe assessed, ysshe had twins
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What Would you do if mamma should
''die?' ASKED "a lady Of her little thrce-ycar.
old girl. We'll, mamma, was the mel
aseheiy response Il s'posc l should
Eave to spank myself 2
49, q man IN Kansas lately rode twelve
Siies,, being bitten by rattlesnaks, be-
fore lie conld get medical assistance.
lie did it in less than an hour anid-a half
aud his life was saved.
II weNd9eyy wonder ,iwssh where those clouds arc
g9isgs sishsd & s3ssrI rFIsIlora, Y pensively, as she
pointed, withsy delicate, finger, to the
heavy. masses that foated in the sky.
al think they are going to thunder"
said her brother.
Conversation between ipqur 1g stran-
gers,and steamboat pilot. "'rhat is Black
Mountain 2" 'Yes, sir. highest mountain
aboat2Laket George" "Any story or
legend connected with that mountain?"
"Lots of 'em. Two lovers went up that
aouatain G once, and never came back
agaias?a ,aIndeed. What became Of
then O. sMepti down the sother side"
2 Al romantic marriage occurred at
Cleveland, Ohio, last week, the parties to
which had never seen each other until
an hour before the ceremony took place.
This novel affair was brought about by
tie proprietor IF q tailoring establish
@sht q whom tie woman applied for
work and who advised her to marry one
Of the workmen wiio,was matrimonially
illalined. Thus the ice was broken; in
twenty minutes they were engaged. and
within one hour from the time the
woman Lad entered the store, the twain
were one. ~
ThesPertage Lake Mining Gazette
Iegytus unes following society converse
ton: Ieung ,Gentleman-"The assem-
bly, here this eveing, Miss, far ex-
ceeds Mr., Van Audeu's anticipation"
Noung Lady7- Hay, wat yer say 2"
Ysuag Geatlaman (yoice key higher
--eThes assembly here this. evening far
exceeds Mr.. Van Anden's anticipation !"
Young Lady Cooking in wondermeut) }
---"Wa't yer say?" Young Gentleman
Slightly rutfled d)-"There's ID
big crowd here to night, Miss"
Young Lady (brig ghtening- up)-"Yes,
sir-ree.bob, there is."
A celebrated Irish farmer gives this
advice to one young in the business:
"As q breeder you must be careful not
tc lose the calf flesh. If you do so bv
starving the animal at any time of his
growth you lose the cream--the cover.
,,t. &c Abasl, 90 ,,,u.h yr;,ad h., III