Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1872-10-31

nounsin slavery, pokedsi sinto our faces.
In short, we wuz ridin too menny hos
ses, and the trouble wuz. them hosses
wuz all a pintin different direckshens.
We undertook to sit on dozen differ
ent stools, and, ez talented ez we are
in that portion Nv our body, we amt
broad enuff. 1t doesn't matter to me
or to Cochran, or Tilton, or Mcclure
With us it is a simple question Nv win
min. There is the camp of the enemy
to plunder, and to us the method of
takin 1t don't matter. found sevral
such in evry township. The fellow
whose soul pants for a Post offs ez
the hart panteth for the water course,
will do jest ez / did. He'll hist his
hat enthusiastically for tariff at
jamestown to-day and for free trade
in lllinoy tomorrow. But the peo-
pie don't all want Post off1ses ez bad
ez we do, and consistently don't hist
with that ease. So far ez am con-
cerned, L
ANOTHER TOUR PROPOSED AND OPPOSED
Here Mr.. Greeley interrupted me-
He Wuz entirely convinced that sue
cess in November wuZ ashoored. He
he'd bin embarrassed in the October
election with county, deestrick and
State tickets. Now. that it is redoosed
to a strate ishoo between me and
Grant it is different. / shell go into
the canvass myself. shall accept
invitashuns to address agricultural
societies, and shell make q personal
toor-
Don't" exclaimed the entire as
semblage THROWN themselves on their
knees before him, ez one man, with
tears q streamin down their cheeks.
Don't"
''Sir! sed I sternly flor I felt the
time he'd come for plain talk, 'ef you
will go, Nv course you must. There
is nothin in the cOnstitUoshin Nv the
Qoonited States that prevents a man
from maxim a fool NV hisself. That
is one of our reserved rites. But, gen
tie sir, listen to advice. / repeat,
Don't" kin stand it. / am an
old man, and hev but few days to
linger. You are an old man, and wot
happens to you, don't matter. We
hev neither Nv us much NV life or
character to lose. But hev pity on
these young men! Think NV Tilton,
and Reid, and don't carry hem down
any further than possible. They kin,
it is troo, change their names and go
west, but it will follow en-. Hev pity
on EN-. But eff yoO will go-go pre-
pared SO that ez little damage will
be done ez possible.
Cut all the TELEGRAPH wires, so tn at
reports NV Yoor speeches kin by No
means be sent out. To make ashoor-
skillful burglars who shel destoy the
mails, that reports shell not get out in
that way. Kill remorselisly evry man
yoo see with note book and pencil
Put yoorself in posishen to deny what
you hev sed, whenever it may be
deemed necessary. By sich thorough
and radical treatment, yoO wood be
comparatively harmless, and poor
speeches would not weigh onto US ez
terrible ez did the last yoo made. Ell
voc persist in going. without taken
them precautions, do it; but yoo do
it without me. shell wash my hands
of the whole biznis, and go back to
the Cross Roads, where, eff the livin
aint so good, l commune daily with
better men. / hev sed"
The Sage conclooded finally not to
go, but rather to trust the sober second
thought Nv the people.
THE JIG's Up.
The jig is is up. commenst Dor
rowin money this morning. NV evry
man who comes to Chappaqua. Thai
presages immejit deparcher. I tried
to sekor SCOT Nv Horrises clothes
but the only ones found wuz a soot
we bought in the spring rubbed
all over with earth, to wear when W,
we're surprised diggin in the garden
His chopin SCOT aint worth taking
and his travelin. suit, wich I wanted
he wears all the time. 1 shell bore
!, vigorously the few days I hev left
hopin to amass enuff to keep me dur
in the winter.
PETROLEUM v Massey, P. 81.
: (Wich wood like to be Postmaster
but sees no hope Nv it.