The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-06-07

has passed over.
HASN'T 1t rough on Clara, Just as she
telling friedrich at lunch how
ethereal her appetite was, to have the
cook bawl out: ''Say, will ye have
yer billed pork and greens now, Or wait
till yer feller's gone?n
X large number of immigrants from
Eastern States arrived at Portland on
the steamer Ajax, last Tuesday, several
of whom stopped at Shields Station, In
this county. We trust they viii be
pleased with our valley.
During the late illness of the editor
of the DEMOCRAT, II. G. Head, ESP,
of Scio, rendered us much valuable as
sistance. Such favors are doubly APP
~preeiative, and Wa hereby extend Mr..
Head our earnest q. anks.
lie are told of a high toned young
lady of this city who she'd tears copi-
ously last Sabbath evening because her
father wouldn't let hen catch cold by
standing at the gate and talk ing sweet
ness to her gcntleman!y escort after
church service.
ID. L. Mason, druggist OF Scio-one
of the ~gorgeousest boys that eve mix
cd n powder or turned q ~pill-servos
out sparkling soda water with lavish
hands to thirsty mortals. Let our
readers YER in the Forks remember
ebis xphan fhat. .ro Pa Saio
The editor ~ the DEMOCRAT being
still hardly able for duty, It is hoped
that our friends will be charitable with
us for yet n little while and make due
allowance for any lack Of Interesting
reading matter in our columns. or
they can't do that they can come and
edit the paper themselves.)
The average age of farmers is sixty
three years, while that of printers Is
about thirty-three, which shows the
necessity of prompt payment to the
latter, 80 that they may have the
pleasure OF handling their own money
during their short sojourn in this sub
lunary sphere.
oar very amiable clerical brother
who edits the Register should read his
Bible TO better advantage. lie took
OCCASION to fatty call Us u liar last
week, and If we mistake not the sacred
Book says something about he who
share In the lake OF fire and birthstone,
etc, etc.
Our esteemed fellow citizen, Henry
Myer, who has been very sick for some
months past, and who has been spend
ing n few weeks at the Dalles for the
benefit OF his health, has returned TO
this city vastly improved, in n sanitary
point of view, and whisper 1t lightly
Il the SirlsD much h%andsomer than
when he left us. May he continue to
grow in strength and In beauty.
Election day in Albany was griev-
ous!y quiet for ye local grinder. Nary
bloody snoat graced the occasion, aud
the Recorders Court was rs dry a. q
goldfish. If elections ARE to go oT1in
this way They will soon become a stale
farce, exciting no interest in the bosom
of the progressive journalist or the
chronic silouideg-hi;ter who used to
flourish in our grandfa:hers' days
We want no more of such elections
away with UNI
One OF our subscribers. who owes us
for three years worth OF double-dis-
titled Democracy. got mad last weel;
because we dunned him and threaten
ed 10 quit taking the paper. INe now
beg leave to inform him that he has
quit taking 1t until lie pays all arreara.
gcs. II he was worth q tinkcr's cuss
We would sue him, but as he isn't he
can just go where the cowich twineth
and the snake-root twisteth and the
crawfish boreth his hole.
The other day the little son OF Nr.
Kart, freight agent at the depot, met
with 4 painful accident. He started
to run away from the dinner table,
holding q fork in his hand, when he in
some mannerstumbled and fell upon
the fork, running one of the tines into
his hip the distance OF at least an inch,
where it broke of. The little fellow
suffered terribly until DIR. d. NJ. Jones
came and pulled the tine out. The
hurt was not serious, and the little
shaver is now able for his regular ra-
tons of fun.
Our readers and dealers in farming
and agricultural implements can find
no establishment in this city where
their wants can be supplied to better
advantage than by the well-knowr
and popular firm of Blain, Young &
Co. Long experience has rendered
them expert in their business and equal
to any emergency. Their stock IL
large aud varied and their prices such
as would commend them to the closest
buyers. All dealers will find prompt
ness, energy and integrity characteriz.
ing transactions with these gentlemen.
DURING the fever epidemic of last
month, the stock of Ayers Ague Cure
in the Old North State became ex-
hausted, and before a supply could be
received from Lowell, the suffering
from chills and fever became fearful
A few parties We're SO fortunate as to
have it on hand, and in Iredell County,
the druggists eked out their slender
stocks by selling doses--a spoonful
each-for a dollar. Many paid ten
dollars for a bottle, when the regular
price is but one, and thought them.