Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1872-04-11
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a smart thi.ig-A mustard plaster.
, Always on the spot-Detectives.
To Look spruce" You mustn't ..pine.p
What's la an aim?-Ask a sharp
} shooter. at-siss1ss ,-sil-lli-s -l.l
Young ladies had better be fast asleep
than fast awake. 58f Ielgrd u -,
;: To handle red hot iron-wait till it
cools.
Spiritual manifestations--delirium
tremens.
How to test the weight of wall
scale IL. s1 1a 9 ii u i1lg gfsd
A Detroit picture-deaier says the
hardest work to do is to frame excuses.
Ofall the birds that please us with
their lays the most popular Is the hen.
What relatives ought to be the best
pedestrians? Step sons. '-z'i''' 81
Sherman's march to the See-his
visit to the Pope. 5glf tssgE .Io1q
Josh Billings says; sThare is a CRATE
deal Of raw blfss in Citing tired. -
4 A lazy LouisviIlian, named WiIhartz
has been sound asleep for sixteen days.
The way to keep your silk umbrella
only lend your cotton one.
When is butter like Irish children?
\ When it is made into little Pats.
''I'n a gone sucker,u MS child said
'i.7 "i,en .i,ts n,' n'os''si wea.Heu nini'
GOOD mother ia wocth one HUNDRED
lschooI-masters.
hear dressed o,,t reso,r h,as h,,s > 81 a.;
- 80 - 49, oas c,n-
than the body. 5l 50 t'l4sIl
10 n,,,s;o;a,,, s;o;a,,}Ir1 !, I,r,,,1,st g.. ~ .,,.x
niece 9fI,r. of ,,,,,s;e bas, 81 sne na1g %
cute,, IT. 80 = isN'S - tA' 'eii .an
MA e+o,,. of .J,,,,,, Van. 80 -.
;,ooIoa aSSO, of o.,e =. ~ NV l1rK c,ty, mas an
hnnrI = % '.'-''>A - uoii-'iS 'ieh
80 80 - 5000 =.a
G, Ios isha, ,oh tlousana tongues = sald
sa 1 he ,s,r Trs. I.'e'' ''e ei"~'ou ilito ihois
90 "--- o. i'-'' -
1t is queer woman who asks no
tba aue's.rons, sa, put th@ woman VINO does Is
'''& \ 4'o'eo y y -. - .-- @
i A sign in Detroit reads TINS. feSew
! maid and old maid clothing ALWAYS on
nand- ,lHH 15ps 49, Is.tafs
Where ought we ALWAYS find the
milk of human. kiuduessP In the male
of the church. allI - 9s11-. --~,4r
A Maine legislator ipra,id his board hill
with his salary and had fonrteen cenfs
left. :. - =
t 5s..,L :. - -,
"a ,snndr0,ss = ,,i.s I,.s' !, ~ ~. ato ne
$50. eaI+S - ,,,,i, S,s
49, hoSr. = e''s " w. Oo' eel1 1ss
0-'0' - - - - -.'''-1
A PoSey County, Indiana, farmer,
worth $50, ,OOO, came to the post-offiee at
Oyntnlahs lne otAer gay Win a uozen
eggs 70 puy pistage ssaHPS Wlth-
An Illinois minister reproved a party
of lads who were playing cards in
church by ne timely remarks re-
garding the last trump. iaas -
sbonkaaner rr,ecs,,, =, o,,,l;,,sr ,,;o.,
IF s;fr ~ pown fold bjs c,5stc1,.o-. r.o-
EssMa,am If wilf sceari n, forerer s,s,.-. snd
make petticoat afterward y, :, To-
- !. : .i.,,l.I ,'sli..l.s lei.as
u youL Heis IDoI ~ :. lie,,o are stoeOIe
some seI ana stesst aeless -tne way, oOnt
lee your any gIy l's''7' OLE Iise' nA piacs
ior GIN u ias
Prince Tech enters the technical plea
that when a mans wife weighs over
200 pounds, he can't be expected to
fulfill his duty TO the whole OF her.
A Iitsla girl noticis,o the oI;tter;no
eold filIine in her annt's front Teeth. ex,
cIaimed. s7Aunf Msry.I wish II had
cOpper-toed teeth like yours." gssa
The Census, it Is said, embraces sew
enteen millions of women. Upon
which fact contemporary enthusiast
icaiiy asks, ''who wouldn'tbea GEN.
sus?',slsl - hils9ys aaii5s gsT6m s.
A cheerful giver put the following
note in pair of pautaloons sent to the
Michigan sufferers: There take 'em;
last pair I'VE got; don't get burned out
again. ' i''t i'.iii '7
Baby (soIemnly: he has been left at
grandmamma's for few hours and be-
gins 10 nnd trainer ''sioW. Gran na
4, WASH 70 ear 100 mucn plum cake.
le1ranuLnaHiina 1ees the 1eDuAe, anu
rings the peii-J
Josh Billings says: ssThere are lots
offolks in this world who, rather than
not find fault at all, wouldn't hesitate
~ .eil i an ~, a As ms 'aAi "~'
'em to.ls .i ioi LIS i,il' oeu
KIND words are tne Drlgnt mower!
OIL eartn,s eXistence;l use them, ana
especially around the nreslde circle.
They are Jeweis beyond prlce, ano
powerful TO heal tne wounueo nears
and make the welgneu down spirit
glad.