Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1872-01-15

Physician Of this celebrated institution, has dis,
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant ana
Etlectual Remedy i'll the world for all
DISEASES OF IMrRUDESCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs Sil'etu3e',
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder ln;"Iu''-
lary Discharges, Impotency, General Den!li!t,
Nervousness, Dyspdpea, l.anyuor, Low Srr'ts,
Confusion of Ideas, Palpitatiuh Of the Heart
Tndty, Trembling, Dizziness Of Sight or Cid
diness, Disease Of the Head, Throat, Nose or
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-sucret and sol-
itary practices fatal to their victims thah
the songs of the Syrens 10 the Mariners OF Ciys-
ses, blightng their most brilliant hopes OF an
ticipations, &c.
YOUNG MEN.
Espccislly. who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untlmelS
grave thousands of young men OF the most e1-
altcd talents and brilliant intellect who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
the thunders of eloquence, or walked to extacy
the living Tyre, may call with full confidence
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplat
ing marriage aware of Physical Weakness
(Loss Of Procreative Power-lmpotency'} 'ir Ner-
vous Excita oility, Papitation, ORGANIC Weak
ness, Nervous Debility or any other Disquaii
fcalon, speedily relieved
He VIII, places himself under the care Of DR.. j.
may religiously conlGe in his honor rs gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his skill ss a
physclan.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Afectcn-wh'ch renders iift
miserable and marriage inIpossbe-is the
penalty paid by the victims OF lmprop'' Il duig
encies Young persons are too apt TO commit
excesses from not being aware Of the dreadful
consequences that may ensue. Now, VINO tnA.
understands the subject will pretend TO deny tha!
the natural powers are lost sooner by those fail
ing into improper habits than by tho pr'IdentI
Besides being deprived OF the pleasure Of heaitnS
offspring, the most serious and DESTRUCTIVE syn'p-
ts of 0Ca rDDsd DUey ana he Pd Physe Asi and nd NeH
Functions weakened. Loss of Procrcat'Ve IoW"r
Nervous Irrtahty, Dyspepsia Palpltntlon OF
the Helrt, Indigestion, Constltutonal DcoiiitF
and Wasting of the Frsme, Cough, CONSUMPTION
Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS
Relief in Six Hours! No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant Trfng Pretenders
and their UrsLy Poison, should apply 'mme:'-
atcly.
DIR. JOHNSTON
Member Of the Royal Collegaof Surgery OF Lon
don, Graduate of one of the most eminent Coi-
eges in the United States, and the greater part
of whose life has been spent in the hosmtalsH
London Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, hsn
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
were ever known; many troubled with rlngingLh
the head and ears when asleep rentnervousheos,
being alarmed 1t sudden sounds, bashiuness,
with frequent blushing. attended sometimes with
deran cement Of mind were cured immediately
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. j. addresses All those who have injured
themselves hy improper indulgence and solitary
habits which ruin both body and mind, uniting
thom for either business, study, society or MAJ
riage.
These ere come of the sad and melancholy ef-
fects produced by the early habits of youth, VIZ:
Weakness OF the Back and Limbs, Pains IN the
Head Dnnesso OF Sight, Lossol Muscular rover
Irritability, Derangement of the Digestive Func
tons General Debility, Symptoms OF Consump
ton, Sc.
are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory, Con-
fusion Of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil Fore
bOdings, Aversion to Society," Self Distrust, Loye
OF Solitude, Tmdi:y Sc, are some OF the evils
produced.
Thousands Of persons Of ell ages can now judge
what is the cause OF their declining health, losing
their vigor, becoming weak, pale nervous aid
en,aciatcd having singular appearance about
the eyes, cough and symptoms OF Consumption
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves By certain prac
,.e already described, u hnblt Frequently learn
cd from evil companions OF ut school, the ~Iects
,,i which are nightly tell, even " hei asleep all!
if not cured renders marriage impossible ard
DESTROYS both mind and body, should apply In
uediatcy.
What = pity that Il young man, the hope ot
his country, the pride o his parents, should be
sIlatcned from all prospects ana ehJoy"ieht o!
life by the consequence Of deviAting from the
u,th of nature, and mdugng IN pernciuus
habits Such persons u4usl, before contemplate
ing
MARRIAGE.
RcGcr. th,, g. sound mind snd body are the
most necessary requisite. to promote connubiai
happiness, Indeed, without these the journey
throIuh life becomes n weary pll grIl!age, tn"
mr,,spect hourly durkens to the view, the mind
becomes stadowed with despair, and Tiled with
the me 4ncholy reelection That the happiness o!
anothr :s olighted with our own.
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
yghea misguided and in prudent votary oil
pens,r !ada that he huS lmbIbed tho sceds oi
Lhiso III, III disease it too often happens that an
I-ti,un, ense of shame or dread of discovery de-
tnrs him from applying to those who from educa-
lion and Responsibility, can alone beirlend him,
tieluviny till the constitutional symptoms o this
ng,rid III l:en.e makes their appearance. such
nlrcrute,i sore throat diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the head and limbs, diInnVss oil sight,
eatncss nodes on tho shin bones and arms,
bi,t,hes on the hcud face and eytremities, pro-
crossing with frghtiul rAp'dlty, TIL at last the
m lu,a of the mouth or the bones OF the
nose ttl in, and the victim Of this awful disease
becomes n horrd object OF comnis3eraton till
death puts u period TO his dreadful suffering, by
sending MIN to that undiscovered country from
whence, no traveller returns.