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DaLLsNGs, WIT AND WISDOM.


Whenever yu see a doktor who alwus
travels or the jump. yu ken bet he ID
hooking for a job.
The bulk ov mankind are mere imita.
tors Of very poor originals.
1t il crate deal eazier tew be a philoso-
pher after a man haz had a warm meal
than it il when he don't kno WHARF he il
going tew git one.
Most men lament their condishun in life,
bat there are but phew, after all, who are
saperior to it.
To never despair may be God-like, but
&c stint human.
Afektashun looks we'll in a monkey.
Tricing tew define love is like trieing
tswfell how yu KUN tew brake thru the
Ice; sIl yu kno about it liz, yu fell in,
end got dscked.
The prinsipal importans ov a MYSTERY is
tie mistery itself. What makes a ghost
% respectable a karakter liz that nobody
ever saw one.
The pedigree that we receive from our
snsestors il like the money we receive
from them ; are not expedited tew live on
ths principle, but on the accumulashun,
sud transmit the principle u~nimpaired.
A weak man wants az much watching
. bad one.
Il il hard work tew define human hap
plness; the real possessor oy it IL the very
one who kant define it.
u Wealth il no guard against villany
thsre il az mulch ~iniquity amung the
fitch N amung the poor, ackording tew
thsir numbers.
A wize man never enjoys himself so
mulch nor a phool 50 little, as when alone.
Avarice il az hungry az the grave.
There il a CRATE deal ov virtew in this
world that IL like jewelry, more for orna-
nent than use.
I am satisfied that courage in men il
more often the efekt Of konstitushun than
ov principle.
About the best thing that experience
kan teach US iz tew bear misfortins and
sorrows with kompozure.
Mans necessitys are phew. buthk wants
sge endless.
Thare are menny people wss mot only
belesre that shis xerld repdEves On its
ssss. bat they beivxve that they are the
axis.
ssSelf-made msn are most alwus :apt so
be . leetle too proud ov tho job.
L think thare il az menny old aaools in
this world nx thare il yung seues, and
thare il this difference between them
the yung ones may outgrow their pholly.
but the old ones never do.
The ambishun ov 9 wen out ov 10, if
nc should receive no check, would end in
their destrukshuu.
A genuine apberism liz truth done up in
- small package,
A vishus Did man il a terrible sight,
.dispised or earth and hated in heaven.
The aEassshus man il like the grave
ihe taxes all that he can lay hiz hands on,
sand gsvs nothing back.
= Bsshfulnoss il either the effek ov ignor-
Anee or mo2esty-if it IL ignorance, eduka-
shun changes it into impertinence-if it
in modcsty, it will king tew a man az
long NJ he baz one single virtew left.
Marrying for butyi IL a poor spekulashun,
for emmy man who sees yure wife haz got
just about az much stock in her az you
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1872-08-22

HORSE BEATING.-A lady ritter is
severe upon cruelty to horse. She says
ga thousand shames upon the brute who
lash a terrified horse. Go whip your wife
you are capable of it. Tell me q young
man will make a good husband if he will
abuse a dumb beast! I tell you, I would
rather marry a sepoy. Take my advice
ye young maidens contemplating matli-
mony: Never marrya man who is imru-
dent to his mother, snubs his sister. heirs
himself to the biggest piece of cake, or
beats his horse causelessly in a ct of tenn
per-" ,fi
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1872-08-22

comfort, cultivate European grasses, and
adopt the practice of European c~iviliza-
ton founded on the experience Of unknown
generations of the Caucasian race. Where
ever Providence sends the early and the
later rain, there grass will grow. Lime
and land plaster may be needful in some
places.-"L.," in the Plantation.
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meet us there IN bloomer costume, or
some other. equally appropriate. We
shall be at the Fifth avenue entrance pre-
cisely at three o'clock.
- 81 Yours respectfully.
FIVE YOUNG LADIES.
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lou contamination until
!nsy ssrs ps,.fnIly saa,ssins, hs.: been r.die.Ily
uon q Ne country, shst The puslie searcsiy need
W be inSermed Eft virtues OF Ssss. 80, a..,,n,.
Sve enemies q oar race. Onen, this unseen and
unfclt tenant Of the organism undermines the con-
tai diseases, without exciting q suspicion Of lie
g~resence. Again, It SCENE 70 breed infect,3n
sarougsoI n. ne ,Soddy s,; and t issa s Sn Some on et isso e 4:
hIdeous forms, either on the surface or among me
vifals. IN the latter, tubercles may be suddenly
n he liver, or i shows IFS presence by erupucns
on the skin, or foul alterations on some part Of
s = ,h Scdy; msnss shs g sasisasie s even N n when eDH no
active symptoms Of disease appear. Persons e..
nicted with the following Complaints generally
use Of this SdKSAPARILLA: SO. lHthe-
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a. ss1scas i 11s.ress affections o. ne muscular
aud nervous SYSTEMS ns.-
80. sye: &c cured 1r fs S, L. ssoa asS s isss ii%s { 4.
ouiyed for subduing these obstlnate mnLaulss "
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HARPER's PERIODICAL Is
For 1872.

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cational acork so important that ae can
only think of the absence Of their period
Gals an an irreparabk national loss. Such
q periodical as Harper's Weekly is a
public charlottesville Methodist.
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Sarsaparilla,
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Tha -rsnutation thiaa,

The reputation thia or.
csllent medicine enjoys,
70 derived from Ice curas,
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marS clions. Invefernts
eases OF ecrofnlous die
ease, where the system
seemed saturated with
corruption, have been
purfdcd and cured By u.
6crofuious affections and
disorders (which were a.
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Or DORCH d HADDOX,
Wholesale Agents. Corner Union anu
College SITS, Nashville. Tenn.
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1872-08-21
JUDGE HOAR ON THE PRESIDENCY
NO PUBLIC MAN PREFERABLE TO GRANT.

NO PUBLIC MAN PREFERABLE TO GRANT.
In response to the invitation of the Ohio
Grant Republican Committee, TO unite with them in the
opening Of the campaign the Hon. f. r. Hoar has writ
ten letter. OF which the following is the substance
No doubt we party, are open TO some criticism.
made mistakes; and the action Of Congress does
not always up tO the highest standard OF states
Domingo project, and was glad when the President so
frankly and gracefully 1t up: think the loss OF
minlstratiOn, and to the country. Our irredeemabe
currency consider dscredit and scandal, and am
many Senators and Representatives. on botn sides
Of politics have been so long pracucng,
improved, needs much more Improvement, and
that bargains between private Interests have too much
influence In legislation. But what of } Where Is the
remedyi Clearly it would within the party whose
great principles AMI general purposes we approve ana
friendly rs well honest. II we object 10 some I'M
worthy promotions, think we have reason to grumbe
at our ratiOns let not desert to the enemy. hink
no gentlemen from your State who promoted the Cinc-
natl Convention and gave 1t much OF what respecta-
who captured IT, The spectacle OF the benevolent Mr.
Greeley supported the one aide by Andrew johnson
and Gen. BLAIR, and iorsed by Senator FehtOn and
Tammany Hail. and exhOrtng the Republican party to
turn from violence and corruption Is perhaps almost 700
edifypQ As King Jamie says In the fortunes OF Nigel,
it was grand hear Baby Charles laying down the
guilt Of Discrimination, and Steene lecturlng on Tue
think Con Grant able patriotic, and upright. What
ever mistakes he has made, do not know any man IN
public life who has been much named in connection
with the Presidency whom should think preferable on
the whole HIS magnanimity since the war has equaed
tine courage and persstency with which he conducted
IT, The country under his administration Is prosperous
a homo and hOnored abroad TIE public debt has been
largely reduced, the public credit improved, and tine
public burdens diminished He has been the unpretend-
ING but steady aud efficient friend OF the colOred race
he has exercised no military power except for the pro
teetiop OF rights which law national honor and official
duty req uired him protect With the efficient aid OF
two eminent citizens your Sate-Secretaries Cox
and Delano-he has preserved peace and promoted
civilization among the Indians He has Kept us AZ peace
haa ilV
law within our borders. In the Treaty OF Washington
he has made country party TO the greatest con-
trbutiOn Of modern times TO the cause vi peace and
CHRISTIAN civilization. HIS conscientious care In the
selection OF high judicial officers deserves grateful
recognition from the people security and welfare
are SO deeply aud permanently concerned In the learn
ing ability, and uprightness Of judges
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DEPARTURE OF FOREIGN MAIL&
WEDNESDAY. Aua. 81

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THE COURTS.
CRIMINAL NOTES.

At Essex market, yesterday, Conklin Pearsall was
committed steasg gold watch AMI chain from Dahe loOo o.
Fourth place, Brooklyn
lyon c. Michels. editor of The Drug Reporter, WAS
arrested YESTERDAY Cor paying his wife pending suit for divorce
3 Der week alinony. lie hnsiy released $500 bail
At the Jefferson Market Police Court, yesterday,
Justice eyth Huh Iaf Tor burglary the uor saloon
Jackson No. $50 gghhave Ca1nan OF 20 81 fSS
pect BROOKLYN accused Thomas Koran o stealing diamond PIN
value $500 Committed William Gale was locked up
charged stealing SIS from bis mate John Minister
and Monday night having in their pos
valuable lot OF clocks &c. oeAed up 20 ahsssr
burglary Solomon Lobe OF No. 81 Bist Tary
identified property having been stolen from his store on Fr1
night James Lynch for attempting PICK mans pocAe
Charles Hllman c0Ored water on the sVelh1
Rising star locked for obbng passengers on the vyag rom
As2nwa cty..J H. Preiso charged with passing worm
Eighth National Bank Of hs city, an1 vas @
admitted sppoprstng sO OF
Alexander c. money in bis employ selling goods on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1872-08-21

II IA such an occasion and such crisis which brings to-
geher this vast audience here tonight, who feel ana
know there Is an emergency In the affairs OF the Re
public which demands change in the Administration
Tor the four years which are ~ come Throughout our
country there has been for q long time past, and
throughout the Republican organization and among the
members of the other organizations feeling that there
has been dangerous tendency 10 the Capitalization or
power: that there too much OF party despotlsm,
there could be no party feay where there was criticism
or attenpts TO control evils which pregnant and
Thoroughly understood. 1t evident the time had
come when more power should be given to tho people,
which had been taken from them for the emergencies OF
civil war: when the powers which had been reserved
should M least he restored 10 hem when local segoy
ernment should be had throughout tho and where the
haheas cornua should be suspended only In conquest
civil war or inyasiOn when the military power and
rne shouid he rendered up TO the civil
er when peace and reconciliation should weld together
ALI the people OF this land In common brotherhood
where they should stand upon the grave OF the dead
sues 10 struggle the living present and the promis
ing future. 1t was this feeling In the Republican
Eonyeptiop the like Of which In influence and
natriotio endeayor has never before within our
latter day recollection ever assembled upon this
continent because 1t from the people and because
II represented and spoke the voice or the people them
selves and Ii gave TO platform OF principles when
has read here tonight That enuncates IN ceares
and fullest language the living Issues OF To-Day ana tha
which is needed for the good OF the Republic in future
Take beside the feeling OF the people In regard 10 the
nominee Convention toward the man VINO potter
expresses to-day the pulsebeats the heartbeats aud
ideas this American people than any other man within
our midst and that man-Horace Greeley lApplause'l
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the still greater Of causing repeated fevisons OF
the returns of tho election In North Carolina Dy whon
the Democratic candidate was counted 0ut aud the no
publican candidate counted In, with the view 70 IT'S IN
nuence upon the Presidential election In November
Such an Administration should not only be removed
from power by votes OF the people, but consigned W
history to lasting dish0nor The whole course OF Grant
administration a scandal 10 the country and an OUT
rage upon the rights of the people Any change would DC
an Improvement upon itn0ne could exceed IL In oppres
sion corruption and utter dsregardiof every correct
principle OF government and every rgat OF the Si[ea
enumerate shall az before ntimated, support Greeley
and Brown With all tho energy possess ana nope tntt
every Democrat and Conservative In Delaware VIII
heartily unite TO rid the country OF the Govern
ent which il eating the substance and snoyertine
the liberties OF the people regret my inability TO be
nresent at the meeting on tho 18Th but am necessarily
from home in to repair my health which. Seieve
is rapidly being accomplished nope III lew u az ~
be az home with my health fully restored, ana ape W
take an active part In the noble struggle IN Wncn you
"' COVE SALISBURY.
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STUMP BUNCOMBE.


Such highly respected Republican speakers
Butler, Boutwell,, Blaine Dawes, COnkng, Morton,
Cameron, lack Chandler, Matt Carpenter, and on,
the stump that the election Of Horace Greeley
will secure the undGDg Of all that done Dy tue war;
We all know what the beuefcent fruits the war are
When IL began there were 40OO0O slaves ia fifteen OF
the States OF tho Union. The undertaken by
the Slave States the ground that the election
OF Lincoln menaced the institution OF Slavery.
In the conflict the Institution fell, and IN the
work Of reconstruction IL hxed by cOnstitu-
fionA amendments that Slavery should exist
the land again and that every man should vote without
regard 70 color These the results Of the which
stump speakers say are 10 be lost by the election VI
Horace Greeley They know better. They know that
they are trying msead their hearers by the uterance
of such idea. They know that the constitutional
guarantees cannot be changed except by the regular
yOurse OF constitutional amendment, 10 make which
Il u necessary that tbreefourths Of the States shall
unite. They know also that these constitutional
amendments are now part OF the supreme law OF
the land that they Incorporated In the COnstu-
tGOns OF the reconstructed States aud that no State
tlo ste It's own Constitution the Constitution VI the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1872-08-21
MIR. GREELEY AT THE CHICAGO COZ
VENTION.
a correspondent of The Missouri

A correspondent of The Missouri Republican
reyyes the following interesting episode IN the secret
history OF the Chicago Convention OF 1850:
The Republican party was then full Of youthful vigor
and enthusiasm, interrupted by the enjoyment OF
power and flushed with the prospect OF certain victory
OF the disruption OF the Democratic party,
and the proposition to nominate gentleman outside 0i
its ranks was 50 extraordinary that 1t was deemed
proper present an address 10 the Convention setting
address, signed by Horace Greeley and Others the fol-
lowing extract from II will prove what Mi. greeley
thought and how he acted when as the foremost
champion OF the North, he asked to for our man
his election although he was no member OF the
party would to all the substantial fruits of vic
tory without the possibility OF
The principles we hold those OF the fathers; thoy
are not and never have been, repudiated by majority
OF their The majority vote not against our prln-
ciples but against name. They oppose us not for
what really are but what they enormously suppose
They believe us to be wild, erratc, reckless revou
tonary, when really moderate, loyal, consttu
tOua and conservative. They adverse TO our pecu
liar glnzatiOn, to distinguishing ideas. Let
us break down the middle wall OF partition by present
ing can Iiate known to many If most OF them,
en 9,seryatiye ana trusted by all of them as safe-a
statesman imbued with the principles OF Washington
and nurtured In the school OF Cay" $500
When Mr. Greeley was penning that address he little
dreamed lie describing with perfect accuracy
the noStion which the Democratic party was destined
ocoupy toward hun as its candidate twelve years after
ward In order to close ur the bloody chasm' caused
by the he vainly strove to prevent.
Buf this was all that happened at that memorable
and historic convention Mr. Greeley was appointed az
one vi the Committee Resolutions, and sat up all
Dgn in preparing the famous platform upon which his
marty subsequently, achieved all its victories. But
wne ho thns through the silent hours OF the night
lanoring establish the principles or MS parry as Tue
accented law Of his country the friends OF Mr. Cameron,
At his instance, in upper chamber OF the same
hotel the fremont House, Odrterlng away the vote OF
their State for seat Tor lm in Mr. LincoEs Cabinet
which he driven for the grOSseSt ndlau-
caon WORKING their appropriate spheres One was or
gnzng victory his party aud freedom Tor all MS
couutrymen; tine other Ike hungry JlcAa loilOWihs
the outskirts of triumphant army was trading Tor
an Oidce. - uIBsoS'