The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-10-11
FACTS AND FANCIEs

n lady wrote her lover, VINO had be
come insane, ''that he had gone out Of
his mind, but had never gone out of
hers"
Bertha Davis, Of Rochester, has been
stirred in the very depths of her nature
because American women, as a rule,
don't know how to wriggle their behind
bunch, with grace.
A California doctor laid a newborn
infant, which was little slow in begin
ming business, on stove to warm and
forgot it. The child was orcrdone and the
doctor is in Jail.
An Alabama paper publishes the fol-
lowing notice Married, at Flintstone
by the Rev. Mr.. WiDdstone, Mr.. Nehe>
miah Sandstone and Miss Wilhelmina
Eggl estone, both of Limestone"
II say Mick, what sort of potatoes are
those you are planting? Raw ones,
to be sure; your honor wouldn't be
thinking would plant boiled ones p
A young woman whose pockets had
been picked in an omnibus admitted that
she felt the prisoner pressing her, but
thought "hc was only intending to make
love"
Emma Manche ster, o Providence,
threw n water melon from the second
story window uoon the bonnet and head
of hated rival who was passing, and
felled both to the earth.
The size Of the average St Louis wo-
mems foot has Iassed into proverb.
4 he proverb is doing as well as could be
expected.
There is a spring in Virginia the rocks
around which have lately been bursting
and making reports as loud as the dis
charge orartillery. Some pieces weigh
ing as much as 500 pounds have been
thrown up The people of that section
are considerably scared
An editors pocket was picked at Litch-
field, Illinois, and he tried tC make the
public believe he lost s..
A Young man in Iowa went to bed re-
Gently with straight vision, and on waking
up found himself cross,eYed.
When General Butler, in his speech at
Cincinnati, spoke of the cruelty of turning
the Presidents "poor" cid flther out of
Office the audience could not be restrain
ed from roar o. laughter. The fact il
the "poor" old man is one OF the riches
men in his neighbour God.
Mr.. Jott, a musical Chicago gentleman,
married Miss Minnie Benedict last week.
Fair exchange is no robbery. Benedict
became jolt, and lott a Benedict. Let
us say nothing about iotts and TITLES.
y Grant Tanners cape and cap, fra
grant with corn juice and stained with
mud, is lying IN the Office Of the Madison
Progress awaiting the appearance Of the
enthusiastic Republican who lost it.
The associated press reporter at Tole-
do has sent the markets from that city
daily ever since a period after the war Of
1872, but the day when he has sent one
without closing with Pork and lard
nominal has never arrived.
Three bold, ungrateful negro men il
Evansville rssailed and choked little
white hoy for shouting "Hurrah TO-
Greeley
Three thousand tons of rail for the
Cape Girnrdeau and State Line Railroad
are on the way from London 20 Missouri
Miss Nilsson will leave England fo'
the United States in the course of DC
tober.
The Toledo Blade speaks of "the beau.
tiful simplicity of Grants character" II
the Blade is in earnest, the simplicity OF
Grants character is nothing by the side
Of the simplicity of the Blade
Gaze is now before the n. y courts
Involving the right ola photographer to
exhibit his customers portraits for bust,
ness purposes, if the customer in ques'
ton objects to such exhibition.
A great deal of sport has been made o.
the old woman who kissed her COW; bu
what should be said of the thousands o.
Young women Who have kissed great lIg
calves.