Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1872-09-14
L R Z AN D TIL E R I.

! INC blehleh par are Ia Spdlh.
Now is the time to mend your roof
Sea captains dread this month.
1T will bea gay winter h. Washington
Grapes three cents a pound III Kansas,
"A nod from lord is a breakfast for
fool.
A Connecticut woman has IL cheese
forty-six years old, AMI it Is full Of life
yet.
Draw not thy bow before thy arrow is
fixed.
Pumpkin pienies are prevalent in
Iowa.
To stop runaway horse, get out and
blindfold him.
Supplemental Treaty-"f shall smoke,
dear. now Pm married"
lie who can suppress moments
anger may prevent days OF sorrow
The navy annually consume 200, 900
pounds Of pickles at IA cost Of $4,000.
Snow fen to the depth of-ix inches on
Mount Washington, n. H., on the ID inst.
The New York Star reports "ehccsc
active"
Nilsson is a Lutheran, her husband a
Catholic.
-naltimoro hus House Of Refuge "
musical band.
Cairo, IN has had the Thermometer
at l22o in the sun.
Bret Hartn l. 10 lecture GA the Pio-
neeis Of California.
No Lapland wife was ever known to
elopc.
Bear soup lunches are Wheeling
f,asts.
Mountain scenery is very apt to lie
gorgeous.
Peaches 70 begging mt a dime bushtl
in Charlotte, N. c.
Miss Zoe Taylor is notary public of
Tama county, Iowa.
A ffleen-year old LAWYER practices in
the ST. Louis courts.
English hops are being introduced in
Sank county, Wisconsin.
In Pattcville. Wisconsin, the pigs are
dying Of cholera infantum.
-One widow to every eight hundre
inhabitants In san Francisco.
-Shan't We need new school geogra-
plies and maps Of Africa now
kansas City proposes TO put half
million dollars in palatial depot.
Horace Greeley is said to have a
Missouri niece who is Grant man.
Italian emigration to this county is
largely on the increase.
When there is spanking breeze bad
children should be put out to take the air.
An Iowa man traded his wife for
shuck mattress and bottle Of mucilage.
How to make Venetian blind-Put
out his eye.
'-Trepton, N. j., has an old woman
newsboy.
Potato bugs have opened the campaign
in New York.
-Rations not wanted in the army
Authorizations.
EXPECT nothing from him who prom
ises II great deal.
A penny-worth of mirth is worth
pound Of sorrow.
joaquin Miller is said to be betrothed to
a Scotch peerless.
The Right of Weigh-What we don't
yet at many shops.
What does a man see in the wild, wild
waves Sea foam.
-Pawnbrokers sometimes prefer GUS
toners without any rcdeemmg qualities.
There are no end of cats in the Isle of
Man, for they've none Of them got any
tails.
No indulgence of passion destroys the
spiritual nature so much as respectable
seltlshness.
Popular delusiou-That "boys will be
boys;" for, If they live long enough they
Will he men.
Waste Of wealth is sometimes re-
trieved; waste OF health, seldom; but waste
of time, never.
An old lady, writing to her son on
West, warns him to beware Of bilious sat
looms and bowel alleys.
-''The Finding of DR.. Livingstone" is
the name that Mr.. stanley has given 10
his new book.
The slamc.c TWAS Chang and Eng,are
at last Divided one Is for Greeley, the
other for Grant.
The man that bit another mans nose
OIL in an ailraY, H. said to have taken a
prominent part In the fight.
-Ex-Judge Barnard is going into the
tobacco business. so the great impcaAh-
mont case Will cad in smoke
There are 573 light houses Oh tile
coasts of the United States. and 22 light
ships.
~ strong-mmded woman of san Fran
cisco is boarding the lion i'm her little bar
Der shop.
"A St. Joe man is so tall that he has 10
get on his knees to scratch his heads.
Loais Globc.
Charles Readc's new tale "a Simple
ton, - begins with III essay On the folly Of
tight iaciug.
Such Is the Curu-U-copia in Southern
Illinois that the people are unable To har-
vest their crops.
The New York World thinks the na-
pretty thin Ice"
A dumb mau recently went to law
with Il deaf man. The latter, Of course,
was the deafendaut.
"A prosperous merchant has for his
motto; Early to bed, early to rise, never
get tight, and advertise.
Oliver Twist, a stone mason at Ro-
chester, n. Y, was nearly killed by fall
ing of scallOld last week.
PROF. Thrasher is the disagreeably
suggestive name of the principal Of a
school in Netawaka, Kansas.
The members of the Louisville Parla-
ment are now called " Perpendicular
Democrats"
"A New York firm put up young shad
after the manner of sardines, labelling
them 'Shadines."
A turtles head, that had been cut of
several days, lately bit ducks neck and
killed the fowl, in Talbotton, Ga.
When they finish game Of base ball
in Dubuque, Iowa, they toss up nickel Ia
see which side shall kill the umpire.
An Iowa sportsman recently outdit
d" Rip Van WinSle." He shot at a duel
and killed three sheep and two hogs.
A letter writer says that "pallid ant
rugged burrows have begun to appear OIL
the alabaster brow Of senator Sumner,
A hint to teachers-Don't expect tina
the children can come from play TO har,
study in week break them in gently"
The following notice may he seen OIL
a blacksmith's shop in Essex mo horse
shod on Sunday except sickness an,
death
| A man at Cannelton, Ind, has bee
granted a divorce from his wife hecaus
she wasn't rs plump as she made herscl
appear.
They put II gently in Illinois A hors
thief is said 10 have changed his rcsidenc
iiom Berlin TO Joliet. Penitentiary at tn
latter place.