The Huntington argus. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1872-1905, 1872-07-20

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who hadn't 90, any minds when they were
s' home. knowledge, like charity. should
begin at home, then spread"
A Baltimore paper gives as one among a
large number OF reasons for Supporting
ureeey, that he has mo talents Tor bull.
pups"
10 grow rich earn money fairly, spend
less Than you ear, and hold on to the diff
terence The first takes muscle, the sec.
ond seltcontrol, the third brains.
70 may cats are drowned in the De-
,roit water works that the people drink
beer altogether
When you strike lie, stop boring, menny
man has bored clean through aud lie,
all the lie run out at the bottom.
The Danbury Ncrs says "Beautify the
fronts of the churches Set out few
posts Tor the young PEOPLE to lean against
while waiting Tor their sisters
Eminent biologists say that England
forms the cover Q. subteranian well Of
hre, aud Is liable at any moment to meet
the tate of the District about Vesuyius.
"Jacob kissed Rachel, and lifted up his
voice and.wept" lie hasn't got done cry.
ing yet.
The old tuan Jacob was lame duck.
which accounts for the fact that his name
sake don't run well
The "original Jacob" was the man who
cheated his brother, but sac the error
of his ways.
young man at a wedding in Brandon.
Conn, recently, while promenading with
a Young lady, CHANGED to approach the Off q.
eating clergyman, who, happening to be
deaf, and surprising them to be. the couple
he came To unite, Immediately married
them III spite OF their remonstrancea-
They accepted the situation and commenc.
ed housekeeping.
precious boy in public school out
West, who stands high in Geography, was
recently asked 10y his teacher where Ari-
ca was located lie promptly answered /:
All over the United States.
An old bachelor, at wedding feast, had
the hearllessness to offer the following
toast "Marriage-the gate through which
the happy lover leaves his enchanted re-
gions and returns to earth
One mad dog bit twenty people in Lou
isville, KY, June 18th. This is rather
more than tue usual average
Judge David Davis, the Labor Reform
candidate, has gracefully retired from the
nj fraI
The local Of the Knoxville Chronicle has
interviewed another cabbage head, one
that measured, from point to point, q little
over foar feet and ten inches
Ten Virginia printers have been Ill
charged from the Government printing OF
flee in Washington, tor refusing to support
Grant. The Administration is capable Of
such petty prescription.
The Goliea Age says that "Henry VIII
son has deserted every party he ever be-
Ionged to, except the Grant party, and even
deserted the name his father dropped W
on him.
In Putnam county, Tennessee, Sunday.
May 10Th, Isaac Buck, aged 50 years, mar.
ried Miss Ramsey, | I years old. win
ter still lingering in the lap of Spring"
The Paris Keatnckiaa says the general
report as to the wheat crop is favorable
Some report from p to 3j bushels per
acre, and the best crop for ten years.
A boy in Iowa has silver quarter stuck
fast in his throat. 1t cant be good
quarter or it would pass
Can minister, no matter how great his
reputation, be said to he man Of note.
when he doesn't preach from notes nor
have any in his pocket bookl
One Gen E NJ Lee has a lee ture pre-.
pared on -Four years IN the saddle with
sheridan and kilpauick' 1t seems to us
that the saddle must have been very much
crowded, aud We do not see how thew
stood it % long.
Fifteen hundred ami ninety.one deaths
from suH.stroke occurred in New York
city last seek, being = much larger num-
ter than ever'beipre For the week preyi-
Gus, JbS fatal cases were reported
one Of the attractions nj a colOrrd enter.
tainment ia Savannah was that "Rebecca
Spauldiug late Of Boston, danced a jig
with a glass Of water on her head and one
in either hand
General o. O Howard ha- been sent To
the Indian country IN Nav Mexico, on
peace mission.
\ treasury fraud amounting to 100000
haa been Discovered IN Arkansas.
The rumor that Commodore Vanderbilt
il to be PresIden Of the Erie railroad il