The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1872-08-01
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Earthquakes
What relationship exist between
a sea-Song and n Neptune?
A carriage wheel grows less tired
the more it works.
The only good motive for riding
n man ON a rail is y locomotive.
Pirds NIT yoost de same kind Of
fcddcrs will gone together NIT diem.
sells.
Old maids are fond Of pairs, but
cannot endure any reference 10 dates,
A Connecticut editor offers 80
vaccinatc, free Of charge, all new
preparing subscribers TO his paper.
People who are always Wishing
for something new should try ueu-
ralgia once.
John Russell Young, ON his re-
turn from Europe, will assume the
iitoral management Of the New
York Ucruhd.
The Houston d Great Northern
Railroad, by Il late decision Of Tho
TeXas Supreme Court, Acquires tile
to many millions Of acres ol th,
Texas and public domain.
Patcriamiliar recently came upon
a scientific treatise on "lhc VcIoci.
ty of Iight;' he lays he can under
stand new how it is that his "a.
bills lun8 up 50 rapidly.
You run no risk by pouring OF
out OF a can into your stove if you
have no fire in it. Another sal,
way is to have no oil in the can.
A Connecticut sheriff say: 81
any man doubts the Bible doctrin,
Of human dcpravity, only ask hin
TO DC sheriff Of this county one year
An American paper says th'
touching spectacle Of a boy Icalin'
home his drunken parent was wit
messed at burlington, Iowa, las
week, The progress was quite slow
however, ~ the boy was cuualdcra
bly, the drunken Of the two.
MARRIAGE A%D WuI5.- Mar
riagc, after making a viii, render
the will void, probably for ~" rca
son that the trslator il lcld t. lmv
been OF muSound mind or he wouI,
not have committed the folly Vi get
ting married.
An immense catfish was Lated,
captured in Lake 81. Croi& with
full grown axe, handle and all, il
its little stomach. 1t may b" al
"axr'. aspcratiuE question, but W
should like to know what he dI'
with the man that was taken dow
with the weapon.
81 wish you wouldn't give IN
such short weight Tor my money
said a customer 10 his grocer; VIII
replied remembering the customer
unpaid grocery %account) "and
wish you would not give me sue.
lang wait for mine"
st. John, Me-, has produced
lamb with one head, two bodic'
nine legs, ten hools and two tail.
and feels rather proud of IL
%"luus natures" instead Of IooEin.
upon it in the Iighto Of a ca-"Iamb'
ity, as it really is Boston Post.
While Il Waterbury CCt) mrmc
was moving his dooryarI, a s.,
puppy hid in the grass aud then
jumped out to take the scythc by
surprise. But the puppy turnc'
out TO De more surprised tlan th,
scytlr; for he found himself i'll tw'
places at the same time.
Careful wifi: "Don't, Charlie.
90 To Boston with that hole in til
elbow OF your Shirt Husband
Why not, my dcar?' Careful wit,
Because if the train should run .
the line, and you should get kill"
people would think IN" a very ncl
ligcnt wife" Husband: OmuitonIn
up his ovrrcoaD: "Ahcm, yes,
dare say they would
FoErIGN lNTEILlGENcE-ul
VERY LATEST. The Itkm Gn.d
contains the following: -"Ihc pen
nilsson to use a yellow bridal pr'
viousIy granted 10 llsi-li-pa,ch
crh-cha.pn, a Mnguolian noble
the first rank, is Withdrawn, it ha'
inc been discovered that no Eul
privilege has even been allowed
mobiles of either the third or lourI
rank.
"Wlat makes yourhorsc soslow
asked a tourist one day in the Gl'
of the Downs, Ireland, Of his Ccli
.Jehu. at is ont Of RESPECT to Il
bayutiful sancry yer honor
wants yc TO see it all. An TIN
he's an intelligent basic, and a
prcciatcs good company, lan' wan
to kapc the likes o yc in bclov'
ould Ireland rs long as lc can.
A ST, | ouis nobby dry go",
clerk, who attended a dance in Il