The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-08-29

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uas rftiaa3F AroRnsf seven
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a Khasat billiard sable g. desibea
e. hsFing 80 boots 81 pockets and tro.
Sea- aae.asad.es far cues
Keep goat bead level, your heart SO
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@ne bclpsfs person 10 rillsburg
a3reuses 9r ene a. two steady girls
go ha'p aH pautsloons'
-Ths following notice may be seen on
blacksmith shop IN Esse2 No horses
aei saalaY, sfoept sickness and death,
A man WHO works for living ought
20 marry wamsB taller Than himself
Tle labofer "a worthy 81 BILE higher.
joaquin Miller has presented Grace
Greenwood Wild pair Of earrings
made Of mathematics rallies mounted
wla gold
The tune q possess your soul Ia pa
thence q when your bat blows on IN the
street aud yonr eyes arc too fIll Of dirt
ioaec which way L goes
a woman IN Columbia, Pa, disloca-
iei hcr jaw while sooIding her husband,
and oon1 neither speak nor close her
moalh. he has not walked 70 slowly Ia
ten sears as be did while going after the
doctor
No wonder stolen kisses get buzzcd
about, thoY travel from mouth 70 mouth.
Il doesn't matter how watchiul and vigi-
lapl q girl is. II fellow kisses her, ten
10 one he will 90 itright under her nose.
Edward Edgarton, Of Madison, Ind,
thrust BIS hand into horses mouth TO
see how many teeth be bad. The horse
closed his teeth to sec how many fingers
Mr. Edgerton bad. The curiosity ofboth
was fally satisfied.
English servants are tempted 10 steal
by tho circulation Of hana-bills thrown
into the areas giving the place Of business
ofpurchasers Of 'old siIyer.warc accom-.
panied By The information in large type
that all purchases arc melted down on
Tie premises.
"A Connecticut amateur farmer
swings the scythe with one hand and
bears aloit his trustY umbrella in the 9th.
or The doctors are said 10 sit on the
fence aud watch him with uuseiGsh in.
terost aud even the potato bugs drop the
implements oftoil to watch the energet
ie agriculturist.
What part Of soldiers duty would
the ladies take the most delight inI We
wrote present arms but snarly old
Benedict At our elbow suggests dress
parade We wouldn't stand in bis shoes
his wife should find him out.
An old Dutch acquaintance, somt
years ago, who was elected member o
the Legislature, said, Ven lyent TO Tho
Lechslaiuro, ] fought wood find den
all Solomons dcre, but | found dere va
some 80 big fools dcrc as vas.
"A man in Gown gton, KY, made
bet the other day that he could drink
pint aud half OF Cincinnati whiskey II
twelve hours lie won the bet and hi
widow remarked at the funeral next da,
that It was the first money he had earnc'
hy hard labor in ten years.
a few years ago, in Ger tain New
England town which is blessed with
college the Fourth was celebrated wit
becoming spirit. The Declaration OF In
dependence was read by one Of the CO.
lego studcuts and at the close Of tn
reading, a somewhat pompous indiyidua
said to a bystauder, That young man
mighty smart fellow, and he made
splendid speech. How he did give 1t t
old England
An ignorant critic finds fault wit
joaquin Miller's poem-fKit Carson
Ride because the hero dashes away O
a bareback horse and subsequently rise
In bis stirrups. This kind Of criticism
the pallry work Of an uniformed mint
Those who were familiar with Mr.. Ca
SONS habits know that hc never carrie
his stirfups on his horse. lie wore thei
hanging bpa strap over his shoulders an
whom he wanted to rise be placed his fer
fl them and stood up, bis whole wcigl
falling upon himself aud leaving the an
mal untouched benea th Men who ii
deriako 10 erlticisc poetry ought to a
quaint themselves with such little ma
lers as these beforehand,
An English paper has been gathe
ing mp curious bits Of topographic
hlandcriugt and rcyives the celebrate
story d Dr. Nudge. The doctor b.
bccn presented with a god,hcaded can
and ihc same week patent pig.killh
anl sausage making machine had be-
tried a q factory In the place Of which
was pastor The writer Of report
tie presentation, and a description
ihr uew machine, for the local newsr
per- Thus records the accident that c
Bcd The iuconslderate Californian vi
made up the forms Of the paper got {
Two locals mixed up In a frlghtful ma
ncr and when We went to press son
thing like this was tho appalling rcsuI
Several Of the Rev. Or. Mudge's frien
called 90 bjm yesterday aud amer bri
conversation, tbs uususpieious pig Y
aeiEel by tic bind legs and sid along
lseAm uulil be reached the hol-watcr tan
istrieuds explained the object Of ID,