The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-04-25


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sugar rttaue8 wah q uate sizi.HE ia,
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and aot eHaagb, 81 bsll3iBg purposes.
"A man whose eresrh' was not good
was recommended 20 try glasses lie
says be- went sa3 ta0k taur at The nearest
drinking saleQa, sad tac result was thai
Biz flgli Was - mech Improved ttai be-
eaal see double
During tha deliver 1T bgf speech,
Mes IAom 3e Force Gordon said am
sp American tiana sad ever u wears ~
age 10 th.s q sruHy Benedict cried out
hea bsi gouam Tie effect Was electrical.
"A man who went oui west with o
slew To invest money ia tbe establish.
meui q paper min hss discovered what
be regards as al excellent site for the
business d. lows, because, 81 be says,
there are more rags there ia proportion
10 The population than IN amy other place
be ever saw.
"A New York farmer laughed when
BIS prudent wife advised him not 10
smoke 0n "a load Of hay lie footed II
home that night, with bis hair siugcd.
most Of his garments a prey 20 the de.
Youring elements, and ihe iron-work Of
The wagon ia potato sack, and then bis
wife laughed.
"A soldier WHO was ga iuEeterate 10.
ker and puuster, having had bis nose, len
cheek and portion Of his chin carried
away BY q shot, was asked BY some ofhis
oomrads II they could do anything for
him. Boys, said he speaking as well as
he could in bis maugied condition,
should like a drink Of water mighty well
II only had the face to ask for It.
The Teutouic tailor Of Pcnusylya- /
MA village having married a second wife
indeeenty soon after the funeral Of the /
FIRST, the young men Of the place notified |
their disapproval By t.n.horn sorcnade /
during the progress Of the wedding feast. /.
The vulgar fraction ola man expostulat- (
ed In the following style; / says, poys,
you ought to be ashamed ofyourselyes to /
be making ell dis noise ven dare vas a
iiIaerGl here so soon!
A Judge In Iowa attempted to settle /
the disputed ownership Of a calf, Solo
mon.iashion, by depositing the animal
midway between the residences Of the
contcstng parties, and noting the direc-
ton II took. The calf who was not post
cd In the Scriptures, cooked his tail and /
was in the next township before the coun-
vel bad time 70 move the arrest Of iudg- +
ment.
The Hearth and Home tells the fol-
lowing story: In an Episcopal boarding
school, afcw years since, the scholars and
teachers were assembled for morning
prayer. The reading aud singing were
over, and all were rcsuming their seats
when one ofthe young ladies', Off very
short and thick statue, missing her chair
seated herself with a thud on the floor.
Nobody smiled, All were too decorous
for that. Tho fallen one, embarrassed in
to momentary loss OF common sense, re-
tanned her lowly seat opened her prayer
book, aud appeared 10 be earnestly en-
gagged ia examining It's contents. This
was almost too much for her companions
aud smile began 20 struggle on many
a fair eountenance, when the rector rose
aud commenced reading the first morning
lesson. lie read from the iifih chapter Of
Amos, as follows The virgin of Israel
has fallen; she shall no more rise; she is
iorsakcn upon her land; there is none to
raise her up. This was too much, the
voice Of the rector tremblod as be looked
up and saw the fallen virgin; the scholars
turned red in their faces, and the exer-
cises were brought 10 hasty close.