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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1872-04-17
BURaeTTs COCAINE FOR THE HAIR

Lyons kathairon for the Hair.
Arctusine Tor Canada Bears Grease) for the Hair
talders Dentlne, {nce for the Te eth) only - CT
Constitutional Catarrh Remedy cheap.
DR.. sages CataITh Remedy.
Bishop souls Linment, a good onel
hehhcdy Medical discovery only SLID
Schenck's Seaweed Tonic, ~ LIS
PulMonic syrup, Is lis
DR. j. Walkers Vinegar Bters, only %
Plantation Btters, 50
All the best kinds of Bitters Cheap
Nesetinc or Natures Remedy cheap.
Ayers Sarsaparilla and Cherry Pectoral, s.
Wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry.
Peruvian syrup Preparation of FROM
Bush's and Batchelde,'s nair Dyes cheap
All the best kinds Gents Paper Collars cheap.
Ladies' Lace and Linen Collars.
Ladies' Kid Gloves very cheap. ..r
French Corsets, all whalebone only 20 cents
Hoop skirts, 40, As 10, So, 60,75 .s..
Wallets, 20, %, 81, So, 75 81 90 each
Berage Neilings, all colors.
six Tissues for Wells very cheap.
China Dolls, 10. Is, 25, 81, 30, TO- slO0
Rubber Dolls p cents, Rubber BATTLES % cents
Hamburg Edgings, SaNony Edgings.
Gents' Neck Ties very cheap.
Ladies' Chignons and switches.
Purchasers are respectfully requested TO
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
HORSES, CARRIAGES, &C.
\ MORTGAGE SALE.
"A JAMES JENKINss AMycTIoME6ESR, Az 6S, WILL SELL

MORTGAGE SALE.
JAMES 'kSK1NUs sY PUskiS ASc1tSnFbs WILL BELL
THIS DAY CwkDkRsDAY AyGusr q,
AT STABLE ~ ssf SrSlESk FFYHA!ahru STREET,
NEAR SEVENTH AVENUE,
TO sA1syz s1I dn fSS ~? FL! OF
;sss a. n ssss
.%sSs ana and
sound and Iind win Be separately re-
Also nne handsome and fast chetsnqt Horse l5 hands
high, years old, sired by Magma Chartaa dam thor
oughbred mare, purchased last fall at Binghamton,
he Is great roadster gentle and true, and war,
ranted sound IN every respect ma xs. Nth =,
years old sired By American Star, dam BY seeeys Bell
Founder he has record Of 23e Pedigree ana record
Ga4 S @ day Of sSs na aa: :p % a rn
Pcny rnsss0a PsEs
striction.
J. b. DITMARs, Mortgage.
JENKINS DUFF, General Auctoneera
AT AUCTTON.-BY osGoOD CO.,
"A IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE, JUNCTION OF .r.
WEST BROADWAY bse1Sb aSPsoSx 66 SSD CHAMBERS srs'
Office l26 Chambers street,
rEas Ta1s PAy bHY EsRsEs h hAsS q
0s ss sGsEd fPS sp il M AsDsy By YEARS oIp SOUND
'hs BAY tin? oRsE @ o HANDS; YEARS OLD; SOUND
'If s iRsRss aossE sYEARs o1D SOUND
JENNY Ss @ s T Sa rss% rPS sss .s1
Rockaways Buggies Single and Double Light and Heavy
Twenty-fcur hours given for trial oil horses
ranted.
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

REwARD.-LosT, AN ADAMS EXPRESS BOOK.
yesterday morning, at the Post ofijce Deiiver *
NDERER CO.'S. iO4 John streeS "''' :"
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

A UCTIoN SALE OF HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE.
"A Stenway Son Pianoforte Oilpaintings, Bronzes &C
This Wednesday morning, commencing at l0 O'clock
at private residence D. r. Martin, Esq 100 West sd st.,
near 9th av., LUKE FITZGERALD Auctoneer, will sell
the whole complete first class Household Furniture Rich
rors rosewood Etagees Bookcases 500 Books fine Paror
Suits covered In brocate and rich Bronzes lace Cur
hair spring Mattresses Beds and Beddng basement and
kitchen Furniture catalogue contains 5 lots Sale posi-
tive. Goods boxed tor shipping
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

LNOR NORwALK, DANBURY, LITCHFIELD AND IN
Il termediatc stations. via Danbury and Shcpaug Val
ley Railroads;-The new steamer AMkki.us leave.
street at r. NJ connecting with the Dsnbury Railroad.
ORIENT, GREENroaT, SHELTER ISLAND. sAa
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

L,ALL RIVER LINE FOR BOSTON, VIA NEWPORT
il The steamers BRISTOL aud PROVIDENCE, nom
pier p North River foot q Murray street daily sundays
New England, TIE White Mountains and ProvlnceA
Halls Band engaged for the season. -
A n BAcDN Supe riufe utlent
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
cossrwrsE STEAMSHIPS.


~ MAyssA TRoaREso AND VERA CRUZ
NeN f"rk ana NrNlran Mail sfcamrhip Line. leavin8
PR pr q .a.. r,ysy a. r ", lireet " Havana.
CRY of HAVANA, bssssa. ca.ysn. sniy1. W
CLEOPATRA, Philips Hsssna oais wedae day. srpt u
c.ft of NtfiDA tluunrrlnau. Thursday september -
~ "'''' Y sIfixssnkS SONS. n broadway.
JrSIrrD srArls NAH TO BsvASA-srLAxrro
usy Sssi Sii" s-s.S sslS. sS ssss', Ssr sysry
NohKo CASTLE Captain =. "a Morton. via xasau.
rkkscESr cry. Captain Y a cur,i. kasu.,p
cOLUNBIA. captain u n oreene. sspsmhera
for freight or ra~ase Apply T. p,xorx p...,....
No sBs~hng ,.resn
u,ExAs LINE 0F GALVESTON STEAMERS
touching al key West carving The unitsd states mail
The steamship tLYDf. csptain Kennedy, st per 70
Through hi.ls ~ iadlns nsep 70 nsas,on and y al
points he Galveston Houston and nendsr-on and D.
ror freight q Ps--Ss,ssi 4 tgSss, CO. Is, Maiden ,.s.
or 20 W Y. cLi DE iis Wall street
icR-shiypsis ~ eOofs by Steamer Geo W clyde
will plea-c take notice that they have been anserred m
tie steamer Clyde aud Will plsasc cai 81 our once ana
have have biis ofiadins changed. NJ ri aasss aas s,en
L,oR NORFOLK. CRY POINT AND RfcuxoSD-
u The Old dominion sicamshr COMPANY VIII dssps,eh
IsAAc BILL, Blakensn eQmmansier, for Noriolk, city
Point and Richmond, Thursday Auz a. aty ~ GIVING
through bills q aiius IN all pcnt- south and south
west. fhreash PASSENGER ,sksts issued 10 all peint.
at the general once ~ Greenwieh street corner % Dsy
street.
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
TRAvELLKRs' GUIDE.

sASb sSR ssa DaskL ps2E y sass sS
street Sas az ronssr rarlySsa and ssss
ay isrryboab, PouEhkeopse, Rhinebect rsoll casAii
Trip ticket. TO cozren. west Point, Cornwall and New
Y, Connecting ior ALT ali point I West and North
Special trains 20 SARATOGA and sharon same evening
rrERSooS BOAT FOR NEwBuRg, rouenEEEr.
ESl SsT sms9rs ra" Milton and Hyde rss as
CTGKESs G,s, EVENING LINE SxSy,pn SyEaSE.s ron 5xoy
POWELL leave pier ss North River, foa, North Moore
sss DOM ws% sssStxs
sessr and ssraioss ga ana Troy and Boston kaiiroads
MONEY ISLAND EAST RIVER ILNE.-srEAxER @
- 7. 0LyrIIANr, Captain y T wiison leaves rsss.
SssF slip iOs6 and sackea Street srocSiyn D.' and
4 The steamers BRISTOL aud PkoyIDEScg nom
New England, Tie white Mountains and ProSnces '''
nun '""' ''S"se' ~ A. p S1coS. Superintendent
EoR STAMFORD ,,,i AND D qREENwIcg STEAM. :
River at 50 and foot Of thirty third street al p NJ
L,oR YoRwALK. DANBURy, LITcHFIELD AND IN.
v sIS0s nsw VIA psms sps
slss sy a si OF Msssf1 % ne as :s
~ Harbor and New suffolk.
Summer arrangement commencing Juiyaa
The New York Steamboat Company will dcspatch from
pier North River daily SUNDAYS excepted. at o'clock
T. N j. ."S B. s@HtyIGH So%%a"%s.A p EawAOd
EsdSRT !sfRsTS16S 6S%ssasy nn%!saasy Jsss
Monday Wednesday, Fridas.
Returning will leave
4: ..p}
day Fsiday steamer @ sars TSessy s
Steamer j. b. scHWYLER will leave Sag Hsrtor Non.
days pfAock Sa"S sBowSs
GUNNER ARRANGEMENT
HARLEM AND NEW YORK NAVIGATION co.
Steamers IS sS$ Syi%Si SYLVAN
Landing at EeSenh @ rss sssh aSs Peek .c street
Elsvspta snG sIrestMIssye i Harlem rs Isaad NJ
Issys s. II TsrIs%@s s:S q p 80 and 10 @
s s$sPFdnss street ana q ;h 'ss
HsprssslhanGnx Il :n% sh
s ssys sssS sl1Sa IS ana 20 W :" ana
Freight received from A. NJ. until s T: NJ
Schools and psfunNst psuNtY Skan %hRaSf@nS qn
Boats leave Harlem at 80 A. NJ, and hourly and half
sss during the sy S and
7:SO p. NJ and Peck slip at is r. N.
This the only line connecting with the regular line OF
Pasensers BY mis- line of boats can visit the Govern.
Parks at Astoria Christ Park and karis Park Mt Norsh
1" -''~' j. f. TALLMAN. Superintendent
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

A T RESIDENCE 80 WEST FORTY.SECOND STREET
IA one block west Of Broadway, Seventh avenue,
large Household Furniture sale Of
over $4,000 worth and over 800 lots,
this wednesday, morning, August A at l0h O'clock by
order Of W Richards, ESD, consisting of over 100
yards OF Velvet Brussels Ingram Carpets: eight Paror
Suits Panoorte cost SLIGO; French plate Pier and Oval
Mirrors. Curtains Clocks Bronzes Paintings 10 rosewood
Bedding, Etageres Tables, Library Dining Basement
and Servants Furniture House to let $1,000 In
mi ire Of tha
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
DRY GOODS.

IJAIR HAIR, HAIR-sHAw's PATENT HAIR.
IL equal to human hair; be combed and brushed;
Switches SOC. Human Hair cheapest and best In the
market; solid Switches, one yard long IS; French
Switches, $4 Curls III and upwards ladies' own hair
made over, 25c latest styles always on hand s2 Bow
cry, opposite Third street, and near Great Jones' up
stairs S63 Sixth between Twenty second and
Twenty third streets, up stairs
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
A UCTION SALE.
a AUGUsTE MARTINES, Auctioneer.
$20,000 worth of
Magnificent Household Furniture.

THIS DAY (WedncSday),
at the elegant residence SO W. 18th St. 9Th
Drawing, Room Suits, rompadonr. Marie Antoinette
styles; Etageres, Bookcase, Cabinet Tables Curtains
Paintings, by eminent artists Mirrors Bronzes, Clocks
magnificent rosewood Pianoforte. celebrated maker;
modes hair spring Mattresses; Extension Table, side
Kitchen Furniture; Furniture Servants Apartments
Sale peremptory
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
SALES AT AUCTION.
A LIEN B. MINER AUCTIONEER,
"A saleyroom % Chambers and n Reade streets
ALLEN b. MINER BRO,
late Henry II. Leeds Miner
established l64D.

LIEN B. MINER, AUCTIONEER,
"A ERn e Sef%SfTs SHsES fnd sfsse ssS streets
late nsnss sss;sblI.hss Ii nssds isl5. 4 Miner
A Auc''0S T6Tacf T2Is DAY wnDsrsDAD.
FIRST fShL AL ''Sasfibn SSaRSibn SALE
READY 100 Afxps S54s 'URs,
~ also H s1ias"sf line ci siesh sea 9usosss ROsSs
WIN. TOPPING oojl III ASssiSGssss; Ssasss street
= - -
A RCH JOHNSTON, AucrIoNEER
"A Office and sassrSom sa 81 81 Nassau % street,
Hsp ES s ssH's e.: ct s n.
Ss
. sa.y a1S Ss sns
and fnsraiH CARPETS Sewing Machines, &c.
LBERT B. wALDRON, AUCTIoNBER,
"A s%GAssE sqS Sf1r'n Sta
WELL-KN9WM MANyFACTyRER, ,
hIs sSnbE5DEF bHF AeasT Sk A. @ STREET.
wALDRoN COOKE S viii nSh sell as above the stock of
o1'ehOa and Cabinet Furniture from the manusetGry
Room and Hail Faina1s every dsssrpon
ryss1ruhssE,' sE'SsR e2HrH45' HAsP srpD1so.
Sewing 's sss%nss saa SSapPias Pses ss4ss oicSn
m Sssy q. SsS 81 to
early this morning.
UCTION NOT1CE.-GEORGE @. HAYDOCK AUG
"A uoneer. Earthenware, China and Glass. BY ROB-
ERT HAYDoCK & BROTHER, s TIER thu day at No; College
enware, first and seconds French China and Glassware
UCTION. AUCTION AUCTION
"A A large Household Furniture sale this day, com com
26th ST. comprising over 900 lots Of elegant Household
Furniture vlRosewood Pianofore, cost 5000 rich Par
Curtains, Tables, Bedding Lounges Clocks Also Dining
Room, Basement and Kitchen Furniture, China Crock
cry Plate Glassware, Dinner and Tea Sets, Cutlery &c
HENRY ZINN, Aucuoneer.
A DEMONSTRATORS sALE-$400OO WORTH ELE.
~ oau<H holH Eurn Auc
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

RY s. W. DAuCHY, ACKNOWLEDGEMENT 4
- JOHNSON sell this day, at o'clock, at 4,a Canal
sisting Of ns black walnut Psrler Suits n
sideboards Chamber Suits b. and other Bedsteads,
Beds Beddng Hair Mattresses Feather Beds, Pillows,
Chairs Rockers Extension and other Tables wardrobes
lounges Sofas Tapestry and Ingram Carpet Oicoths
Kitchen Utensils, &c.
The New York herald., 1872-08-21
EUROPEAN sTEAMSHIPs.
4 (,UNARD LINE.
ROYAL NAIL STEAMSHIPS
BETWEEN NEW YORK ASR LIVERPOOL.


CuNAFfRRE FRE IiSf RsfrIsH AND NORTH AxEpIc"
'r'wsfSt sSS.iss 4 ASss $Sas sS SsfsSs
$s$s:s $E s. Avg Avg g .s%S .s%III ss: s: 4
SxaS every following wednesday and SATURDAY nom
Rates Of passacc-cabIn, $50 500 and sso. gcld. ss
sSGSsna sSS5GHiRs T. Fsan eses on Sos
al rar q s.sps % sPs sss and %
1ias1s oS i ts .sd sl sS
DoTs TSr freight ~ and cabin apply a. the
.0N"N'' ''' 6hxs. G. FRAScKLyY. Agent
PAssENSERs PER STEAMSHIP SCOTIA EspARK
City, atIP N. on "Wednesday, August q, is72.
No. elsssi 9sSwilss s dSsScSITSS; GTssS. SaA SS;srs.
For 9ues1siown and Iavsrpool-ROyal mail steamers
arc 81 soSfRE ,S al s Saturday Angus.
SE 9E sR% Yoks sHS%s aSalssy Ass ssS
CITY 6E PARIS, Saturday, SEPT sx II
CITY % SE kE4WHsF 1sH4EfH!ssFk Tnasy SEPT sS
And each succeeding Saturday and Thursday from pier
p.v.,,. ., co, RATES or rAss.Ss p.Ssi. IN cnrrorov
ES Is fS@Son Fs9is $ IS FSS.S FS4son &
fsssensers also forwarded 70 Hayse. Hamburg, swe
Tickets be bought here at moderate rates BY per
sons wishing TO send for their friends
For further information apply at the companys Office
JOHN g. DALE, Agent
Is Broadway. New York.
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
~ For Southampton and Bremen.
The steamship HANSA, Captain 4. Brickenstein, will
sail on Wednesday, August a. aP. NJ, from Bremen pier,
foot Third street. Hoboken; to be followed by
Saturday, August a. -
Rates OF Passage to London Havre and Bremen,
49, payable in gold or its equivalent In currency
Second cabin. ~
"
0ELRICHS 4 CO., Agents,
No. 2 Bowling Green.
The New York herald., 1872-08-21

"A CANT Household Furniture.-A CALDWELL. Auc.
this day M IL e - Nassau
Chamber Furniture, in every variety, including every.
thing requisite for ousekecping also Carpets Mirrors,
Stool and Cover, cost $500 The attention Of housekeep
ers hotel keepers and dealers Is especially called to this
sale REGARDLESS Of cost to close the estate Of NJ Doughty
deceased
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02
DO TELL.

We used to think that William Tell
was somebody, but he wasn't. The learn
ed savants of the Historical Society of
the Swiss cantons have discovered some
thing in the course of their investiga-
tions. Perhaps we should say, rather,
that they have discovered nothing where
they have been looking for William Tell.
In short, their investigations have led
them to the following conclusion:
Tell never refused to lift his hat !;
never shot an apple on his sons head,
although the very crossbow with which
the deed was done is exhibited in Zurich
he never crossed the Lake of Lucerne in
a tempest of wind and rain; he never
boldly jumped upon the Tell Platte
never spoke his speech in the defile al
Kussuachacht; and never shot the Land
vogt In fact there never was Land
vogt Gessler nor William Tell"
Thus is our faith in man greatly shak
en-. Before long somebody will rise NJ
and assume that there never was a Geo
Washington, favorite cherry tree, or
little hatchet. Lord, how this worl'
is given to lying" Perhaps there ism
any Switzerland-fo those who neve
saw it.-Troy Budget.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02
BUTLER AND HIS DOG.

Ben Butler was down-east LAWYER
before he got to be major-general and
representative of his district in Congress.
Like all lawyers, Ben had hard pull of
1t at the start, and perhaps the sharpness
and acumen for which he is so Justly Gel
ebrated, were acquired at this early Pc
riod of his life. when striving for prac-
tice, and the odds were brains or starya-
tion.
One day, while sitting in his office,
there entered long legged, gaunt, hatch
et-faced-specimen of the genus Yankee,
who looked sharp enough to make his
meals off pins and needles, and who thus
accosted the future Congressman:
"Mr. Lawyer, [ am going into little
bit Of law business, and as you seem like
a smart, plucky sort of chap, | thought
[ might as well give the job to you
"All right" says the lawyer, "you
can trust your case IN better hands"
''Well, then, had ham hanging in
an outshed, and neighbor's dog came
along and ate it. What would you do ?''
"Why, prosecute the owner of the dog,
of course. Make the fellow pay for dam
ages
That's the talk, Mr.. Lawyer" said
the Yankee, with sly smile beginning
to work around the corners of his eyes
and mouth. But you see-I don't know
as it makes any difference-the dog was
yourn.'
Butler opened his eyes little at this
onslaught, but he wasn't going to be tax
Yankee
''What do you value your ham at?''
asked Butler, drawing out his wallet.
"Well, l guess five dollars will be let
ting you off cheap" said the Yankee,
''for it was an all fired good ham,"
Without entering a word of protest,
Butler paid the money, and then said:
There is your damage for the ham.
Now fork over ten dollars"
"What for % inquired the Yankee, in
his turn astonished.
"For my legal advice" said Butler.
You don't suppose 1 can work without
a fee, do you?"
Mr.. Yankee was bit; so drawing a
face as long as his legs, he slowly count
ed out the money, and inwardly vowed
he would bring no more law business
before the youthful but razor-like dis
penser of Coke and Blackstone.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

How Much A Fly EATs.-A curious
calculation has been made by an eccen-
trio individual, we'll known in Paris for
his peculiar antipathy to the fly. He
collected 5000 flies in room measuring
20 cubic feet. On the floor he spread a
pounded loaf Of sugar. At the end of
four days he went to investigate the re-
suit Of his experiment. There remain
ed but spoonful of sugar. This sta
tistician thereupon calculates that, sugar
being at the rate of 10 cents pound, a
fly costs the country 20 cents from its
birth to its demise.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

GREAT NATURAL CURIosITIEs OF THE
WoRLD.-The greatest cataract in the
world is the Falls of Niagara, where the
water from the great upper lakes forms
river of three-quarters of a mile in
width, and then. being suddenly con-
tracted, plunges over the rocks in two
columns, to the depth of one hundred
and seventy feet.
The greatest cave in the world is the
Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, where any
one can make voyage on the waters of
subterranean river, and catch fish with
out eyes.
The largest valley in the world is the
valley of the Mississippi. 1t contains
100000 square miles, and is one of the
most fertile and profitable regions of the
globe.
The largest lake in the world is Lake
Superior, which is truly an inland sea,
being four hundred and thirty miles long
and one thousand feet deep.
The longest railroad in the world is
the Pacific Railroad, which is over three
thousand miles in length.
The greatest natural bridge in the
world is the natural bridge over Cedar
Greek, in Virginia. 1t extends across a
chasm eighty feet in width, and two
hundred and fifty feet deep, at the bot
tom of which the creek flows.
The greatest mass of solid iron in the
world is the great iron mountain in Mis-
souri,. 1t is three hundred and fifty
feet high and two miles in circuit.
The largest deposites of anthracite
coal in the world are in Pennsylvania,
the mines of which supply the market
with millions of tons annually, and ap-
pear to be inexhaustible.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02
MAUD MILLER.
BY DER DUTCHMAN.

Maud Miller, Won Summer Afternoon
Vas tending bar in her faders saloon;
She sold dot beer and singed "Shoo Fly"
Und vinked at der men nit her left eye.
But ven she looked out on der street,
Ind saw dem gals all dressed so sweet,
Her song gift out on Ger upper note,
Cause she had such a horse in her trote.
Und she wished she had sthamps to spheEd
So she might get such Grecian bend.
Hans BIinker rich, as I've been told,
Had houses, und lands, and barrel of gold
He sehdOpt by her door, and putty soon
He walked right into dot beer saloon;
Und he vinked at Maud, and said, My dear,
Gif me, ov you bleze, glass of beer"
She vent to der blaee we're der beer-keg Stood
Und bringed him glass dot vas fresh and soot,
Dots goot," says Hans; dot a besser trink
As effer had in my life, dink"
He talked for vile, den said 'GOot tay,"
Uud up der sthreet he dOok his way.
Maud ho-ed sigh, md said "Oh. how
I'd like to been dot olt mans frOw!
such splehndd close den wood wear
Dot all der gals ound wood sthare
In dot Union Park I'd travel all day,
Und every evening go to der play"
Han Brinker, doc felt almighty queer
{But dot might haf been from trinkin beer)
Und he to himself as hi; walked along,
Hummiu der tune of an ole luf song,
Dots der finest gal efer did see,
Und wish dot she my wife Good be-"
But here his sOliligwy come to an end
As he dinRed of the gold dot she might spend,
Unit he naked up his mind dot as for him
He'd marry girl NIT lots of tin
So he vent right of dot ferry day
Und married a woman Old ana gray
He wishes now, but all in vain,
Dot he vas free to marry again
Free as he vas dot aidernoon
Ven he met Maud Miller in der beer saloon
Poor Maud size married man ''mitout soap
lie vas lazy-blit she did hope
Dot he'd get better ven children camc
But ven day had it it shust der same;
Und often now dem tears viii come,
As she sits alone, der days works done.
Ind dnks of the day Hans called her My DEAR
Und asked her for glass of beer
But she don't complain, nor never has,
Und only say. Dot coodnt vas"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

That's where the boys fit for college,"
said the Professor to Mrs. Partington,
pointing to the school house.
did they? said the old lady with
animation. Then if they fit for the
collage before they went, they didn't
fight afterwards ?''
"Yes," said he, smiling and favoring
the conceit "but the fight was with the
head not with the hands,"
''Butted, did they ?'' said the old
lady.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

One of those unusual cases, death
from spiders bite, is reported from
Massachusetts,. A liveryman, while
riding with his wife recently, wearing a
coat which had been hanging in his sta
BILE, remarked to ner that he had been
bitten by something. and on reaching
home the author of the mischief was
discovered in poisonous fanged spider
which had crept into the coat. The
wound commenced to swell in spite of
medical aid and resulted fatally a few
days later.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

Fresh eggs, according to the Prairie
Farmer, afford great nourishment to weak
animals 1t tells of a colt which to all
appearances was nearly dead the breath
of life being barely perceptible, which
almost instantly revived by giving it one
or two fresh eggs. The same results
have attended the administering of eggs
to weak cattle, and to feeble, chilled
lambs, The remedy is simple one, and
farmers would do we'll ito bear it in
mind.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

An acorn suspended by piece of
thread within half an inch of the sur
face of water in hyacinthe-glass, will,
in few months, burst and throw root
down into the water, and shoot upwards
its straight and tapering stem, with
beautiful little green leaves. A young
oak tree, growing in this way on the
mantle shelf of room. is a very ele-
CANT and interesting object.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

A good, innocent Philadelphian thinks
that newsboys should be more honest
He paid four cents for newspaper be-
cause the boy cried: Battle in North
Carolina Horace Greeley wounded in
the legll" and there was no such thing
in it
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02

An English contemporary recently
had an advertisement in its pages of
land sale in the Island of Anglesey.-
The property was described as lying in
the parishes of ..Llanbeulan, Llantris-
amt. Llanddauseint, Llanfairmathafar-
neithafpentraeth, Llanddy6an, Amlwich,
Llandyfrydog, and Laneilian."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1872-12-02
FOR TOBACCO LOVERS.

Chewing in the parlor
Smoking in the street,
Choking with cigar smoke
Every one you meet;
Splitting on the pavement.
Splitting on the floor,
Is there such enslavementa
Is there such bore2
Puddles at the corners,
Swelling into one,
Forming lakes and rivers,
DRYING in the sun.
Maidens, when you marry,
Tobacco worms don't take;
Think not Dick or Harry
Will quit it for your sake
Declare the thing curse,
And when gents come to WOO,
You pop the question" first
''Sir, do you smoke or chew 2"
Mark well each word or look;
And if they doE't say no,
Just cross them off your book,
And tell them why you do.
Some gents carry spice,
Some cinnamon, some cloves
Make good use of your eyes,
And good use of your nose;
For when the weddings DER,
Perfumes they throw away
They spit upon the floor,
They smoke and chew all day.
Does lover promise
To quit the weed for you!
See he has firm bump,
And conscientious too.
If you're no PhrenolOgist,
Let time and truth make clear,
And wait until he resists
Temptation for year.