The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-03-22
HOME N ABROAD.
comes dancing on.

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The c~roquetists are trotting out their
bats and balls.
Miner, the clock Stitch Man, has
moved to Portland.
l.. Kline will probably arrive from
San Francisco to-day.
1.-THE dearest spot on earth''-the
store that doesn't advertise.
Charley Harper and wife went to San
Francisco on the last steamer.
Regular meeting of Corlnthian Ma
sonic Lodge tomorrow evening.
The youngest mother chronicled in
history is u Boston girl aged eight.
The Convention meets tomorrow at
II O'Clock A. NJ, at the court house.
The weather is lovely and .'the green
grass grows all round-round-round."
There are two things that u man sell
dom forgets-his first love and his first
smoke.
y Harrisburg girl ''don't low no fell
lcrs round her that haint rid on the
keers."
An Indiana female will give $50, 900
to any man who will marry her. Don't
all speak at once.
Joe Weber is getting his big wooden
strust'' razor ready to shave disap-
pointed candidates.
Rev. /. d. Driver will preach on next
Sabbath morning and evening ut the
". l.. Church, this city.
y. Wheeler, the. enterprising mcr-
| chant at Shedd's, advertises to-day for
much wool. See his card.
Mrs. J. i. Sprenger, of Portland, has
been so%journing for the past week with
her many friends In this city.
See the card of Luther Elkins else
where In this paper, announcing him.
self n candidate for County Judge.
"Thc time for the mating Of birds
has come and the voice of the turtle Is
heard in the land''-or words to that
effect.
Charley Mealcy still, has the very
best selections OF home and custom
made furniture and still sells Mt very
low rates.
We saw him but a moment In town
the other day, but he fled to the junglcs
again-we mean the man who Is not u
candidate.
Miss Maggie Irvine will open n Sc
lect school in the Fike school house, In
the eastern part of this city, next Mon
day week.
Mary had little lamb, its name was
called Kate; 1t had such. sweet and
winning ways, twas thought n candi-
date. (Joak.l
Several sons OF the Emerald Isle last
Monday celebrated st. Patrick's Day
in this city in regular old ERIN 60
Bragh" fashion.
There were 1913 votes polled In Al
bany Precinct Democratic Convention
last Saturday. much greater number
than eve before.
y cynical old bachelor says that II l.
the privilege of hoops to surround the
lo~veliest of all things, among which
are girls and whisky.
Halls Vegetable Sicillian Hair Re.
newer restores to bald heads IA fine
healthy growth of hair, If the hair
cells are not closed up.
We see by the Lewiston (Idaho) Sig.
nal that Rev. VIM Mon;eith, formerly
Of this city, is holding stated religion,
meetings in hat city.
\ big bull dog came to this city by
EXPRESS last Monday. He Is probably
on hiJ way as n present to the Grca
Gift Taker at Washington.
"Hair manure" is what n young Ia
dy inquired for in an Albany drul
store last week, when she wanted
bottle Of "Hair ieenewer."
Gardening has commenced and tn,
song OF the cricket will o be heard
and the elastic grassiropper will agaiI
be seen perched upon his native heath
Our farmers are this week busy pillow
ing and sowing their spring crops
while candidates are theoretically ell
gagged in turning the political grind
stone.
The scholars of the various school
of this city have this week had fhei
"day of reckoning in the shape Of
public examination. ALI the schoo.
closed to-day.
The L. Z. Sabbath School library ha
just received from the East an additio,
of $50 volumes, which make it not In
ferior to any Sabbath School library n
the Valley, aside from those in Port
land.
Josh Billings says: 81 kant Sc wha
woman wants emmy more Rights for
she beat the fust man born into tn,
world out of a ded sure thing and sh,
can beat the last one with the sam
kards."
One of oldest citizens, Jere
briggs, Esq, will remove with hi
family, to Victoria in a few days. w,
wish them all imaginable ~prosperlt,
during their sojourn in Her Majesty
dominiOns.
The Eugene Guard says: at is sale
there are two cases of smallpox in AL
bany." Our esteemed cotemporar,
has been misinformed. There is NJ
case of smallpox in Albany, and, W,
believe never has been. ee na
Mary had a little lamb, with hair a
white as silk The longer Mary lived
the more she found that lamb a blk
For all the hair was only flax, on tina
deceitful brute; But Mary hadn't mucl
to saw, for hers was only iute.s