The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1872-09-06
NASBY.
cBAprAouA (wich is in the ;

CBAPPAQUA fwich is in the
State Nv Moo York;, Ang. ), 1872.
I'm nuartered now more nearly to my
- tbsuI hev ben sence the halcyon days
Johpson, who is now no more. l hev
Nv o,, IN uyself TO wich mymeals is sent,
- my own private bottle, and the labor
.Trbt. though the responsibility is heavier
.I.n 7 couIa wish. ! wuE sent here by the
,w"sbraJ Democratic Committee to take
thargeur these premises, and to see tina: our
Saloved candidate, the great and good Gree
,ov does not make an ass NV hlsseif more
frekently than is good for us. ssl-a e.
T,r,y... yesterday mornin aud to-wnnE.
.ssoomed the dooties Nv the posisfen. aiy
Sol work wuz the inspecshun NV the axes
nr the farm, wich the great and good Hooris
Soo.es on his trees. | found them all too
issvv for sich continyuous chopin es he hez
80 40 With them axes his strength wood
give out long sfere the campane Is over. |
or,sred half-dozen lighter ones, and sold
The stock on hand to the naberin farmers, the
proceeds NV Fich shel remit to the Nashnal
Comm,ttee-ef don't forget it. Then, agin,
{ found the ladder wich the great wood
th,pper yooses 10 asSend trees, wuz not only
r,umsy in its construckshen, but dangerous,
sud | ordered another NV better pattern.
he'd many other things to reform. just after
the Cipcinnti Convenshun 1t was reported
10 Horris that it wood hev a good effect ct
visitors shood alluz ketch him up tree
.rimmin branches, and ever sence the old
man hez gone out at nine in the morning,
elum tree and stayed there TIL mite, wlch
Ioonstic procedure wuz fearful waste NV
time ez visitors only come four times a day.
He guz terribly exhausted. | fixed this by
beyin small but intellectual boy percn
b;sselfcnto post in the road wich leads to
The house, with signal flag. When par
ty headed for the philosophers house makes
It's appearance, the boy waves his flag, and
the great and good Greeley takes off his
coat and gets up tree, waiting to be sur
prised at his yOosual avocation. At first he
voosed to git down too quick to make it look
nstraI, but | hev trained him go that lie
vbscks away with a most bland expression
on his face, till | call twice or three times.
To save walkin too far, dig up tree and
pIspt it near the house. One will keep
rreen for ten days, and when the branches
/, cut off we take cut the naked trunk and
put another in its place. E
Ihev, however, some trouble. My per
scnsl appearance is better sooted to the lati;
TODD Nv Kentucky than Moo York, and | hey
to wear hat without any rim to it, in the
sun, TO account for the redness Nv my nose.
Then hev to meet so many kinds Nv peo-
ple We hev here the Old Abolisnnist and
the old Democrat, wich are the hardest to
mansge. Then comes the modified Demo
crst who accepts Niger suffrage and slch,
ef be kin be ashoored the Post Offs in his
nstiye village, and the modified Republican
who is willir to swaller amnesty, and like
wise to doubt whether universal suffrage
a oil cd hsa Il i m
be sshoored Nv the Collectors Offs wich
Grant refoozed to give him, and wich is now
held bya minyun and nepot. In short we
hev all shades here, and its bother to take
care Nv Elm all. | don't like mulatt babies.
.becoz every one Nv EN- is proof po!oive that
there's bin adultery somewhere. For the
same reason don't like GOALS hun itparties.
They amt alnatr and every one Nv EN-
bears the mark Nv the sin thro wich it come
into the world. Ours is mule party, ef ther
ever wuz one. aud | heartily wish We wuZ
thro with It.
Ihed fearful time Nv il yesterday. Our
picket guard waved his flag, Horris got up
his tree, and in a moment there appeared
deegashen Nv Moo Workers escortin dele
eashen NV Southerners. ] took EN- out un,
der the tree, Horris come down, and we went
to the house, and commenst immejitly dis
cussin the questions Nv the day. The Moo
Yorkers wuz importers and consekently free
'raders, and the Southerners wuZ free tra-
den Nv course. But the great and good
Greeley wuz ekal to the emergency. He
did not deny that at various periods Nv his
life he he'd leaned somewhat TO the doctrine
uvperteeksbun. What his views were now
on the important subieck he wood not at this
time state, that is, in full. By reference to
his letter it wood be seen that all such
miner questions he'd ben left TO the people
II the people wanted Free Trade, Free Trade
they shcod hev. Ef the people wanted per-
teckshun, while his views he'd modified
somewhat on that question, be shood--
Atthis pint Interrupted him. Ny horri-
ned vision saw that Internal flag wavin.
Hsrris started for his tree from sheer force
Nv habit, but checked him and went out
myself to meet them. VIZ not long left in
Suspense ez to who they wuz. They wuz
Manufacturers from MASSACHUSETTS,! Here
~uza hx. Southerners and Moo York I'M
POr'ers, and Moo England manufacturers,
all calm on Presidential candidata to-
"onst! 1t wuz loo late TO git Greeley out
Nv 'he way, and there wuz no way but to let
em come together and trust TO luck. in
nlaooet EN- and stood by to see the result.
tosf horris saw the fix he VIZ in, and per-
spired.
Inc Moo Euglanders opened by direct
Ie'efence TO the tarie question, when
.nfoxd myself into the breach remarked
sns. Mis Wuz no time TO tetch questions Nv
70 huie moment-that all these matters bed
s.a ieit 70 the people, who wuz entirely com
Yeou' 70 say wat they wantid-that our
k,iuSlpe blznis WIZ to clasp hands across
~ eaasms, that reconsilistion and
uome'iy feciin wuz our best holt-that wa,
sey patrol most desired wuz to see the
Nv our Common country, without sta,
u, agih noatlD IN the breeze, and that ei
s. gentleman desired to see.to wat per
nnan the next President he'd brought
safn'p sa1tur, shood be D leased to show en-
sne iarm, and quaff with EN- the cooliI
sNnuv the spring wich he'd become g;
nous, almost, ez the Pool Nv Bethesda
a, oSe Nv the Moo Englanders remarked tha
al s wpz all very well-the turnips WI;
6t. well and that the spring wuz very
,rJ ss %s Fool Nv Bethesda, for all the hal
,s,.S S'na, y. and them with sores, he'd congre-
g.. mere, but wat he wantid to know
n. su the tariff on cotton goods.
vuz.,e 'aought !, is trouble, but Their
ava AZ the critikle moment the grea
bss, ureeley wuz so overcome with tn
viss na1 ne tainted and fell from his chair
him shh Nm ekal presence NV mind, seeze'
him an1 oted him 10 his room. Ez lai,
m;n., .n MS bed his child-like face wuz Illu
nem.se, with the seggestion NV a emile ez b
700 kin" 'u'' '"i' '~ auich
mint. i''ii'' 'ieeiey from 'ha
liz. esoid the constant danger NV two pal
vn,.. somewat different views comm :,
psor. lmmsftly he'd the house at ChaI
si'ered accordin to thisipian II
- REAR.