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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
The Campaign.

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reason why = rnmnrtrut and qualified
pcr~nr >hnuld hc excluded from office
hrriji~,. "t hi relation to me. Ili> dc
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against the president. and Vet ON that
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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
We pause for reply.
Important to Young Men and Natural
lied Citizens.

All persons " no will Ice voters at the
coming election bi reason of becoming
of age. and all naturalizrd persons who
were not uaturalizcd in this county.
must appear at the town clerks office OF
before one of the >clcctmcm. and have
their names entered upon the check list
before Sept. I'd, in order to he qualified
to vote at the state election. Natural
ICED pcr>nmS will Ice required t" show
thciI naturalization papers.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

The Umc~ notifies it, readers that the
charges made against Judge Steele f"I
Il di>hon"rIl,lr r"rII>, in opening his
campaign. have been withdrawn. and
that there has been Il general 'hickimg
down. in all the allegations made
against him. We we're not aware of it.
We alleged that Judge, steele had from
time To time pattcd Judge Poland :
friends ON the shoulder. SAY ing. that he,
Steele. had been asked to run against
Poland. but that he should not. and
this up I" within Il few weeks prior IL
his opening the campaign.
Now il ~ i'll lie. noticed that this has
never been denied 10y Judge Steele
hut admitted and excused OH the ground
that steele had Il right t" change his
mind If he cho~r.
We alleged that Strcl, told Mr. Nor
Iil on the 2d of July. that ''hc should
hr Il candidate against Poland i ANY
OfL,I ~hoHid more H"f0thcJTiS". That
W. w lllI~ l''l' " ~ w. NV u
soliciting support. t"r himself. Judge
steele finally admits all this after
shifting his position repeatedly.
Judge Steele states first on the 18th
day uf July. that he did not know that
he should he Il candidate Tia" day he
fore hr made his purp">,. puhlic i. t.
IL /, ILL., l. . A.,
>. SAYS that uutIl the first week in .IHl\
and then only under apprehension ihat
If he refused, au"thrT candidate would
lie brought nut 10y hi~ friends. he con
scented to run. This rrtr"gIc>>i"m in
time became, necessary hcc.u>c Judge
Steele had learned that his fu"t~trp>
had been traced ~ ttr back H. the first
of july ia the neat week Times,
steele admits that III the latter pant "i
June. lac ~ cldcd t" thu solicitation ni
friends sufficient /" NIitc Ia Il few pan
ties. This further rrtr"%rc>~inn h"
came necessary. lrcaiJ~'. letters solicit
ing support had been ,li>c"\ erred written
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Il" ""''h> """h' We ASH N""
Steele here admits that he began his
campaign ~ early ~ the ''N' "I June
li"" does all I'm, compare WIN steele
statement |" MI NORTH 'ha' ne >i'""i''
l' a candidate against i"l'll" ~ ""5
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AGAIN steele INST >Iid 'hai ic became
" 'ind'hHi' no" '''iI"~' i' h'" learn
E" 'i'I u ne "I" NOT Il gentleman Nn'
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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
From rh,- Montpelier Waterman.
The Second District. No. ?.

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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
Letter from Boston.
Politics summer in>wer"d-Th" old slavery
and the New I>u kluN---t "Reminiscences
Judge. r,rIiock ami judge. Poland. AZ.

wv" 49, 49," = . -
FRIEND Sru\E: Although Nour cor
respondent has been for many Years ;ir-
cri>t"mcd tn report only city matters.
and questions ut %cucial interest like
that of temperance. and lis kindred in
llucncr>. Vet the times seem to justify
Il little " ilrr range. hr,NitN hcim" at
I'LL times "t c"ur>, Il cardinal NlIIur.
The cnull~,. of Senator ~ummri which
has shocked the feelings of the Nh"lr
state. seems {" have been lulil met and
answered h> such men ~ lion. Gr". +.
lluar j. C. Whittier. VIM. Lloyd Gar
lips tin the Inl,.G effort ut hi whole
lii,D 80 thai - tn ~ thI~ state l. con
cclIlcd. there. i little danger L. Ia, fear
ed from IL Influence here. Winthrop.
Clifford. Dawes. and i host ct others
might i,, ;rddcd Ia the list. The simple
fact that t.r,rI,.> signed lac hJil hnud
of one .I'IlcI>um 'l> j.. ought I" satisfy
every northern man that he l. G'lrrl>
until tGI Theorists. i'rllIp- NCIN I"~iIN
SAYS. he could iiIrdit ht." .'I'l"d im
confederate, lun!c unless hr hId ,rli~,
,i III il i,;il,>. "r rJ.,,.u ~ cal III il,
rahIr"t. lie al" speaks 81 i !iI'iid
at m'~'"' ir~"''n@ ~ """I%EI. Nh
SAY ''"' ''-''''.' Ii'' n'"I''n''i' 81 'I''
hH-klu\ Law. ii' IA i'ii - >.ti' 49, Il la
Mh>N'irti' N'll'. '''H -h"''I' '''''''\ '"
elected. 'Ir ~.""id sell ""' Ai" l"n"N'
north. ~ li. 't""~ not Ilh" I" Ice "hIl"""
/" ALWAYS - armed.
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"l >''>''\ "''"'' any lame 'l''"|
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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

every member of the district to Con
greSS. nor every one who thinks himself
th, best man: but. what is Just aS good.
We shall send the man we think can he
safely trusted with the great interests
of the country. and act upon all qIrS-
tiunS wisely and independently. And
when We have got IL man there at tins
sort. We. TW keep linn there. and not
turn him ont the minute he has come To
the point of the best service. that We
may put Il Young man III his place
whose chief qualifications are ambition
and Sclt-r>tccm.
For one. have no great confidence
in rings AMI caIIcIIScS and conventions.
They are to" easily manipulated 10y in
trigucr> and politicians. They serve
personal ambition aml selfish politicians
only too well and often cheat the PEG
pie ont of the man We want. But We
mean to lool, to this matter ourselves
this time. oEA\"E COUNTY.
: Now we have il the r;IISr of he
hot weather. The sun has got ''mIagmc>-
ium in its chr"nrato~phcrc. Po"rthin% ::
OF all the simmer complaints thus far
chrumirl,,l We know this must Ice the
worst. We knew Young Phochu> lIad
hrcu on Il high. Strange that he should
he 50 cal,lrS>lN greedy of green apples.
But We knew he would and he did.
And NOW hc has got the "mIagmr>ium in
lii> clrnmat"Sphrrr. and is likely t" he
thrown into Il dreadful fever. Can't
>"mcbody put his feet in warm water
and administer Il strong drCOCtIon Of
ra>hrrN leaves with Il stick in it ,
SpJn1fcid H,p"biicHH.
\ Nov FL WAY OF MovING \ novel
cmigrant party passed through Pitts
field Il few days since. 1t consisted Of
Il mram and wife both inside of 81 years of
are. AMI their conveyance WAS an ordi-
nary freight ear. within which were not
only all the appurtrmancc~ hat adorned
THEN family horse and cHrrNall. to SAY
nothing of blooming flowers ia pots
\ g. amounting in all I" the weight of
tuur tons. liI,.N were from Boston.
and had chartered the ear to take.
themselves. h"u>ch"ld utensils. iurmi
tine and effects Ia DE Witt. NchIaSka.
tnr I've. sum of 300.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

and others. his name will he especially
perpetuated. His life WAS one long la
Dor of love: and the Christian church
will hr slow To forget his services.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
FALL STYLE
OF
S 7 Z K r A r s.
Just Received at
GEO. i. NOORE'S.
X. l.. STREET.

RI MOTIONS ESTATE.
The Subscribers. having been appoint ed L\
the Hon. Irnlair Count tor the district of ESSEX
commissioners T." receive. examine. and adjust all
claims and demands of all 'r~"n~. against the -
tate uf Tn Morton. hate of Concord in said dis
tTct decreased represented iusulNr INT and The, fern
of NiN months from TIA" 't day of Aug. I-72 hrin.
allowed bN said court To the. creditors of said de
ceased To "NhIhIi and prove their respective. claims
before us; CIV" notice, that will attend To the
duties "i "III appointment al the dwelling hnr-,. of
Louisa {. Morton in Concord in said district
on tn" llth day "t sept. and 18th day nf March
next at 10 o'clock i'll the forenoon each of said
DAYS. 3Ofl.
HENRY .. BURROUGHS. bco,,,,,,;--;..,,.,.-
ID W. HlBBARD. commissioners
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

= The publishers of the illustrated
Christian II ccLjg made Il special otlcl
of their elegantly illustrated weekly
from HE first of September To the clos,
of the present year. together with Il
finely engraved new Map of Palr>tim,
printed in colurS. To ANY person ON re
rcipt of >,NcntN -iiNc cents. 1t l. Ell
coura"ing To know that This latest ana
best effort of the American Tract >"ci-
ETY. +" stem the idle of corrupt literature
10y "ovrrc"mng evil with good. Is
mcctin" with wcll-mcritcd >uccc>%.
- People should rcmrmhcr that
postage "n medium sized new >papcr>
and circulars. is but one cent now. ANY
" here. in the United States.
DR.. Lowell Mason. the great com
poser of church music. died ON SUNDAY
last. ut his residence. III New Jersey. in
his ~Ist Year. His collections and com
pilatiumS of music were numerous and
useful his lectures on music and the
CLASSES he formed have borne abundant
fruit: but 10y single tunes. such as ''Ari-
81. "Mis>ionary Hymn. "Hchr"n.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

The Woodstock Stondard SAYS
that Judge Poland's friends are growing
desperate. and are looking about for Il
third man with whom to beat Steele.
We haven't heard ofthi>. Where is
that man who forces Steele in at this
term. against his own iuclinations !
Perhaps he would consent to run. viii
Judge Steele tell lis
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

The last Times. in Il litter of false
hoods. has the t"ll"wimY:
1T may Ice crcditahlc in Judge p"-
land. to threaten and hroW-he;It federal
officers int" an unwilling support of his
extraordinary claims for Il reelection.
hut il is most di>rcputahlc for him to
attempt l." obtain the place 10y willtul
Misrepresentation of facts.
Now if the eminent jU,jSt who wrote
the above. will explain what federal of
ticcr or officers he allude> to in the
above. the tIl>ehnod thus stated in Il
general way will he shown to Ice lie
in the particular instance.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

x In his speech at the raising of II
tircclrN flag at Lyndon Centre. Satur
day evening. y. }. Willard. Esq, of this
place is reported to have said that if
Mississippi wished, she had just aS good
right to send jeff Davis to Congress as
Vermont had Judge Poland ii remark
which did not suit the Republican ele-
mrnt III the audience. at least.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

IOHN VI. BARTLETT Srnnt"r
- -. e. III III l lTIN A--r .Iud-,--.
WM. II HAEI>IlOEh. .Iud-r al i'r"lht".
- Il HOlCE >tIt"- Attorney
CHESTER ". :, nOtf Shrrih.
JOSIAH II EENlUN High Balm
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

The Republicans of Orleans county
are To hold miss meeting at Newport
next "Wednesday. Aug. y. Quite Il
delegation of soldiers are expected. in
Guiding the battery and infantry com
pamy from North Troy. Col. joyce of
Rutland. and H. II. Powers of Morris
Vile. are advertised To speak.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23

Republican State Nominations.
FDE ,uN EENoE
JtLII~ IO>NtR~r. "f N""'i~i""k.
ruK IIrII. D"ytENuK
KI ~>tIL =. TAFT. at Huntington.
toE IEEN~I EtE.
ions \. PAGE, at M"ntp.'li.r,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
VIZ. VI VIZ NI'IsNt'I 7. NTTW- I.IWI'n''-
Carriers Baud and UChesira.

iI"r, I''~1"n all lnrmlI~ "I the, -l,,t orchestra M
tin, v World Peace IuhIlr,. will .,c"uirIi, IL,
'h"tu-r- and l,It,rm Variety "t instruments,
Iuu~,r. iu,iu,n- TIM. celebrated
~TEAI ~ NALILES
Which thyN I"IIuIlu,d uu,i,l ih, dii,,Iluu 81 til,
country.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-08-23
HEN RY Will S O NJ ,

CRAM and In policy dr-,r>, thu. very hI-h"~
credit H.rIc. Gr..i.I
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1872-09-14

!. Too many spend money and too few
earn it.
,. Too much money is spent wastefull,
and uselessly. and too little saved ant
made productive and accumuIative by
those who need it.
| 3. We buy too much abroad that w.
OUGHT to produce at home.
4. We buy too much that we cannot an(
do not pay for cash dOwn-tOO much o
what we buy being what we do not actu
ally need.
5. We are too wasteful, know too littl,
how to economist, and have too little dis
position to do so
and actually dishonest in our efforts tt
| make money.
| Z. Too many of us prefer idIeness to in
dustry. and too few of us know how tC
work and derive pleasure and profit from
| our labor.
s. We spend too much time learning
| what Is not useful, and too little inform.
ing ourselves upon the best methods OF
promoting our material prosperity.
| >. We know too much of politics, spend
too much time and money as politicians
| and know too little about political econo
my and the science of a stable and eco
nomical, successful public policy.
10 Our actions are governed too much
by passion, prejudice and partisan feeling,
and not enough bya broad, intelligent,
liberal and patriotic conception OF the
duties which American citizenship in
wolves.
II. We are too superficial and impatient.
and lack the clear purpose and persistent,
patient application necessary to perma-
nent success.
II. We depend too much upon our
sharpness" and ''cuteness," and readi-
| ness to take advantage of circumstances.
and not enough upon earnest, honest
labor.
ID. We talk and read too much, and
think and act too little.
IA. We spread ourselves over too great
surface, and thus fail to dig deep enough
in one place for the nuggets that will
surely enrich us.
Is. We lack in that higher morality
which frOwns down venality and elevates
and encourages purity of life, probity of
conduct, and scrupulous regard for Il
good and honorable name.
l6. We do not teach our children that
they must. nor how to, earn their own
living, and are too willing to commit
them to a life OF easy unScrupulOuSnesS.
depending on their skill as make-shifts
rather than upon their solid requirements
rs men and women.
II. We roll about like stones that
gather no moss, enriching carrying cor
porations and specializing capitalists, and
defrauding ourselves of the substantial
profits of our own industry.
Is. We are devOtees of show rather than
substance, and pay homage to the glitter
of a ''success" which is but Il robe cover
ing filth, rottenness and corruption, social,
commercial and political.
10. We build too many churches and
cultivate the Christian virtues and spirit
too little we have too many schools and
too few real teachers; we have too many
false theories and too few true ones: we
are too undivided in certain directions
and not enough SO in others; we adhere
too closely to what we ought to depart
from, and refuse to take hold of that to
which we ought to cling.
20. In short, we are too much what we
ought not, and not enough what we ought
to be!
Is our theory satisfactory nehange.
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1872-09-14
Lost Wedding Rings.

A matron of East LulwOrth lost her
ring one day; two years afterward she
was peeling some potatoes. brought from
a field half mile distant from her cot
tage, and, upon dividing a double one,
came upon the lost matrimonial circlet. A
Mrs. MOuntjOy. of Brechin. when feeding
a calf. let it suck her fingers, and on with
drawing her hand discovered, to her dis
may, that the wedding-ring and keeper
had both disappeared. Believing the calf
was the innocent thief, she refused to
part with it. and after keeping the animal
for three years. had it slaughtered, and,
sure enough, the long absent rings were
found in its intestineS, as clean and bright
rs when their owner last saw them on
her finger. A wealthy German farmer.
living near NOrdanhamn, employed him
self one day, in 1871, in making flour balls
for his cattle; when he had finished his
work. he found his hand minus his we'd
ding-ring, bearing his wife's name, it
being the German custom for bride and
bridegroom to exchange rings. Soon af-
forward, the farmer sold seven bullocks,
which the purchaser shipped to
England on board the Adler cattle
steamer. on the twenty-sixth of October.
Two days atterward. an English smack.
the Mary Ann. of Colchester. picked up
at sea the still warm carcass of 4 bullock,
which was opened by the crew TO obtain
some fat wherewiih to grease the rigging.
Inside the animal they found Il gold ring,
inscribed with wOman's name and the
date 1863. Captain Tye reported the cir
cumstance as soon as he arrived in port.
and handed the ring over to an official, who
sent it up to London. The authorities set
to work to trace its ownership. and found
that the only ship reporting the loss of a
beast, that could have passed the Mary
Ann. was the steamer Adler, from which
a bullock. supposed to be dead. had been
thrown overheard on the 2Sth of October.
Meanwhile the Shipping Gazette recording
the finding of the ring had reached Nor
danhamn, and one of its readers there
recognized the name inscribed upon it !;
communications were opened with the
farmer: and in due time he and his wife
rejoiced over the recovery of the pledge
they thought, lost forever. That they
should have recovered il. under the cir
cumstances. was certainly surprising ::
but there was nothing so very wonderful
in Il ring being found in the inside of Il
bullock, that ''comic', writers should treat
the story rs Il pure invention OF some PEN
ny-a-liner. Any slau"hterer of cattle
would have told that such ''iindS' are by
no means uncommon, and we know for Il
fact that the wife of a London Slaughter
man displayed upon her hand two rings
thus found by her husband ChdV'ber's
.JOUJ9lGi.
American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1872-09-14
European PriEceSseS.

\ very ungallaut journalist, who has re-
Gently visited all the courts of Europe.
says. in a letter 10 the Etoite Beige. that
he did not see Il single good-'oohin@ prin-
cess A. for the Grand bucheS- hereditary
Of Russia, about whose beauty 50 much
has been written, he says that she is Il
thin and sour-Iookiug creature, VINO APP
pears 10 he over thirty years of age.
Queen Olga, of Greece, he calls pert
looking little women. who evidently lacks
brains. The Empress Augusta, of Ger
MANY, he charges with dressing in too
youthful style. Her majesty he says,
.'is homely woman:'and SO is her dau"h-
ter-in-law, the fat and ungracetul crown
princess. The Princess Frederick Charles.
in whom expected to find an angelic
beauty from what had read about her.
is II c0arsc-icat,rrd lady, with very inn
pclious and awkward manners. She ap-
prarei TO me more lik" Il houSekeepcr 81
I farmers daughter than princess
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Those who are cursed with an Informed
nose can now have it quickly shaped Ia
Perfection and for the ridiculous small
sum of ten shllin"s and six pence. y
continuance has. it seems. been patented
by an enterprising London tradcsman
which. If applied TO the nose for an hour
daily" so ..d!ircctS the soft cartilage of
of which the member consists" that the
ugliest proboscis in creation becomes, in
Il few days" nose worthy 10 figure upon
Il chef d'aurre of Phidias or Polycletus.
Whether. while it is being worn, this new
and wonderful instrument is ornamental
to the patient and soothing to the soft car
ti!agcs we are not informed, nor are we
told whether. by persistent use of it. a
noseless man can afford to dispense with
the Taliacotian operation. We must not.
however. he too skeptical- We all know
that in the Western States of America, an
instrument called :: NOSE warmer is i'm
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request. 1t is a sort of extinguisher or
nose muff, lined with fur. which, when
once it is hOisted is. ifnOt exactly decOrous,
vet at any rate warm and comfortable.
Nor is the ''nOse warmer the only patent
of modern nasOlo@ists.
Snoring is of all bad habits, the most
intolerable: and it il comforting to know
that device has been found out to miti-
gate its horrors. A long and flexible tube
leads from the nose of the patient to his
ear, and thus the undulcet sounds which
he creates awake their author. He, in
effect, consumes his own snoring, much
as Il well constructed factory chimney
consumes its own smoke, and, being thus
convinced of the enormity of his own sins,
learns to repent of them, and to keep his
own nose under cOntrOl.-Engttsh Paper,