Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1872-11-28
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Ena asI This! Troy Press, says,,frf s Only fit
tteen hundred and eighty, days. more 70
President Grant. Patlence;l good peo
|tpleP -rhi@!> bam diii2o1o1a n;1 ii
in ns1 A Mfhnessota man undertook tt
kin his old Rooster and chopped his owr
wrist off; while chantieleers Still survives
to call him uph the morning. u i'n .
,as- "a, A AMaliiaa Man i'll ST. Paul, i Minnesota HFe.
Gently unable uraaiblsi to decide HwSiIich 81 twc
ladies he lstht ought to III marry sFys tssttledtht
questipn by shooting himself: 100 :
|bel las- A QUAKE er.,wfIohad heen,anrnbled
with rRts,informed q friend that hegreas.
eda thirty-foot board, filled itrfuli OF
fish thooks;i set sup, at an.angle of forty
FIVE degrees, and put an,1old ioheese'a
the topic The .ratsy went up, ,I.slid back
and IN o.. caught thirty Of u'em the first
night. 9di ai a,ioisr Yiiirapd aW son
es- We are'toid that a~butehsr atOr.
angg, Mass, found d pair e6rladies Nod
rubber oyershoesinFhe estohiach ofasteer!
II is strange that the Girl the steerswal4
lowed should have bsen sc'imicii more
easily digested than her overshoes. "".t@r
1i"Gl uGc y1Jy. @! HYil al a-oq,TG p1si
E A Terre Haqte 74Ttt sirll exclaimed, 1I y
when che saw Thomas Cat elevate 4 bis i g
buck: sob! wouldn't he make 3 lovely
.p'1st4e T. 9-.oM Il 1onli> y,y = * q
% .@ The following tosstwas pronounce
eel at a fireman's dinner, and was receiv-
edI with great applausa: tiIha Ladies
Their eyes kindle, the only flame against
which thereisi 90 insurance.. .i,!nhnuod
'ii @- IA louisville man who had only,
btef afquaintedswith his girl Two nights
attempted to kiss her at the gatep In his J
dying deposition he told the doctors that 1
just as he kissed her the earth slid out
from under hts feet and his soul went
out Of his inouth,, while hfsheaa touched
the stars" Later dispatches Show that
what allied him was the old mans boot
- M L. .;1S ,;ni "h: ~ inoiG5 Ilh|
d u.s. Just as passenger train on the
Detroit and, milwaukee, road was clcar; Of
Detroit, and running at the tate of ter, ten, or
twelve miles an hour, an old man SUD a.
denly leaped from his seal, rushed to the:
platfor1 1r,, apd bounded off, turning about
forty $ spmersaults, before he brought up |
against the fence. In a short time he
at the depot, looked all aronnd,
and til EN- exclaimed: !""fWhatan old fool;
I thought I had left mys umbrella here,
and jumped off the cars to get it, and. now
hang me if don't remember. chucking
it under the seat" ~, .,iAs bnhl |
@- IT can't drink liquer;"isaidi Bob; I
" it goes right into my head -. Well.n
said Bob's friend, !" where could it go
with less danger Of being crowded"7.!
i @sr What comes once in a., minute.
;wice in moment, and once in mans
.ifeP The letter M, 80 9nj ~ i'''a n
,@ /" Now, John, suppose there's a
.oad Of hay OH one side of the river, and
jhe-rivcr's too deep to swim how, can
he Jackass set to the hay D. 80 giyeit
lp."n ".Weh ,ethatis just what the other
ackass did" 1nT. ~ 80 h.. .'''f. 30 IN
n f.i: trl'iirr i.rr'- D7,ii-3..
19r In making our arrangements to']
i've, we should never forget that we have
rIlo .to die az ,n"I:'' hni. "s'''' /" .-''I
'''o W '.'S' ~ -. 80: ..ju >i.i, .,-.ii r.
w- A wag, inwhat he knows Of farm
ng, gives plan to. remove widows
reeds; he says,a good looking tmanh has
,nly to say,f' Wilt thou" and they wilt
g- A correspondent asking a fashion
,ditor how should lady going buggy
'iding dress herself, was answered 20 Ell
her by putting them over the lead, Or
tep .,i ng into them, whichever win keep
our sweetheart waiting the shortest
ime.,"