The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-01-06
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Bus why DO tax OF the Jews
That race Of the nasal hook
u only had such nose for news,
TO eet II By hook or crooki
~ hook Of crook, and wouldn't be slow,
Because Of the fast keep;
Q God that hustles should be 30 huge,
And Chinese labor 90 cheap
-[Louisville Ledger.
Why 10 kiss like scandal?-|
Because II goes from mouth to
mouth.
Give the devil his DUE but be
careful there isn't too much due
him.
Some ladies use paint as fiddlers
DO rosln-to aid them in drawing
. bow.
II you want to know how you
stand with anybody, gethim angry
you never know what Is a. the bot
tom Of . stream till it is stirred up.
Slight Of Misunderstanding an offer
of marriage.
Preferred creditors-thoec who
don't dun.
The best tobacco stsmp-stamp
II under foot
Cool proceedings-an ice man
clipping with nice girl.
At an Iowa Church wedding the
choir sang The Ham Fat Man.
Every heart has its secret sor-
row, which the world knows not,
and oftentimes we call . man cold
when he is only sad.
A New York man has attempted
suicide four or five times. He cuts
his throat from year to year, but
never succeeds.
The popular fallacy that cats
have nine lives may have arisen
from the fact that one kind has nine
tails. !,
There IL more true happiness
end genuine comfort in presiding
over and enjoying the sweets of 9
quiet home, than in swaying the
des tint % and commanding the lux
uries Of IN empire.
Let every minister while he is
preaching remember tina. God
makes one Of his hearers.
You seem to walk more cree,
than usual, my friend Yes, ]
have been Strengthened by circum-
stances.
Keep on good terma with your
wife. your stomach, and your con
science.
A musical whisky bottle lie th,
latest com bination Of art and con-
venience in Macon, Georgia. Ev-
efybody is drinking out OF it ant
wondering.
Little Dicks mother asked hin
what kind of nuts she should bu,
Tor him. 'Doughnuts, mamma, m
can crack 'em with my toofs.'
lit be true that Brigham Youn,
10 writing q book having for it
title, What / know about Women
u will doubtless be an exhaustiv
work.
A Chicago girl wrote to her Low
er in Springfield, Mass. just afte
the fire, saying: Our wedding da
vac Get for next week, and II 70
will stand up with q woman dresse
IN Q cotton shirt and her father
overcoat, come on The bra,
youth autographed in reply: Sc
ready, ! will be with you.'
Al . social party where hume
ous definitions was one of Il
games OF the evening, the questis
Was put, what is religion3' Rel
gion,' replied one Of the part
more famous 40 . man OF busine
than of Wit, 'is an insurance aga
IRE in another world, for viii
honesty is the best policy.
We condense the following c
rious story from an English pap,
In 1771 q patron Of the Newoas
Chronicle. a single gentlemen, &c
Tor insertion to the hrst number
that journal an advertisement
two servants, male aud female.
few weeks ago, in celebrating
centsnnary Of the Chronicle,
proprietoTs distributed among
subsoribers reprints Of the init
numbes, containing among oil
things, the advertisement refer
%. The sheet had not been isst
many hours when . respectful
worthy looking couple entered
publishing Office and innocen
inouised the address Of the sin
gentleman. All the establishm
~ al fault. Its oldest inhabit
could nOt remember the name
che advertiser. The rustic BAG
loe vas unknown. No acco
atood against him in the books
the office. Time had written Q
him non est. He was clean g
hs, his gentsel house and 81
Rssden, all were forgotten. 1
he honest applicants who offe
themselves so unexpectedly In