The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1872-06-01

Smashed to the dust
La thy prosperity,
Business has bust.
In reply to correspondent we have to saw
that Dolly V. Arden, whose name is attached
to everything nowadays, is not thu individual
who wen. back on Tenuyson's Enoch. At least
brakes biographical Encyclopedia i, silent up.
on the point.
Judge Cullen, OF Missouri, is melancholy, aud
relieves his feelings thus, in lines which have a
very flavor of Tom Moore:
"'Twas eyer thus from childhoods hour. I've
seen my fondest hopes decay tho legislature
was so sour, that it refused to raise my pay"
"Come into the Warden, Maud" is the wav
IN which mus'rl maInmas urge their daughters
to try on theii .sw calico dresses.-Chicag0 Post.
VI the popularity of bows it seems almost Al.
pernuous to speak, they are alarmngly prev.
alent upon every suit with the least pretensions
to elegance. Bows down the front Of the polo.
naise, a. the loopings of the overskrt, upon the
sleeves, and also upon the shoulders are much
in vogue,-EZ.
And still the dear creatures are not content.
but must even have them on their arms. and
sometimes IN them
weather prophet predicts "a net summer,
because the bark on the north side of dogs is
much thinner than usual"
A PKIMA DoNNA's REPRRTOIRE.-Au Ohio
journalist read in another paper a statement
that " Miss Kellogg has larger repertoire than
any other living prma donua," and be consid.
cred 1t bis duty as a champion of truth to sit
down and write an article on tie SUBJECT in
which he said
We Go not OF course, know how Mis-, Kcl
logg WAS dressed in Other cities, tut upon the
occasion OF her last performance here wa ana
positively certain that her repertoire did not
seem TO extend out 20 Tar Il either Nelson's or
PATHS. 1t may have been that her uyer,ki,,.
were cu' too barlow to permit of lis teiru
gathered INTO such large lump behind. or i,
may have been crust,d cJw II sccldeutall, buf
the fact remains that both !. kelio ;, rival.
wore icttitClIes ot . much more tXtr.,uysut
size-very much to their di-credit, We think"
STRANGE TAsTE.-Tn a receu. number Of ,bo
Philsdeiphla LedSer We lind the followiud VI.
vertsement:
WANTED An active young man. abont
eighteen years old, to work on "A c,rcular San,
etc, etc.
Ii nc" becomes question OF pain full iuie,es.
whether an active young man procured this
slIuIlloi'' ana, II SO, what particular position he
occupied upon that buzz.ssw We do mn, ,,,,
Tess TO nave particularly intimate acquaintance
with machinery but II does not seem :, NJ
looking at the subject in every conceivable Ii,b,
thal III Whatever htutute that young man seated
h!inseit upon the saw while at work he mu.,
nave Ueeh In a certain sense as it were uncon
torta6le-particulerly if the saw Was IN molten
~ "pto ~ ihUesc, as II the saw would do more
work than the young man, even If he ,y.r, nm.
usu't'y "c'iVe' II Is strange how hum IN beings
Will coa,rht TO engage III tue deadly .vnc.,;nn.
Tor filthy gam. We would ma, work n,a,.
buzz'saw Tor all the money that has been ,,ol.u
from Vie CRY 10y political thieves for the Inst ei
teen !o'i., unless We had thee q, ;,ur ,b;cL
Aess o. oo!"r iron around our person and d,
coupe o! accident insurance police. in our
pocket But mems tastes ier.-Ncr Ai.,r,
berry CoMpILMENTs.-Beer like a flee i.
suolSct to sopS.-Netc OrieanS Pcayaae
Mor'9vsr, beer is hi bird, being a swallow
-NCc Io,N Mail.
Aud again. beer is like =. aeur-it j. ,r.wi,,
B0Soa Gioje w"
linen, too beer is like good horse, runs
alta tap.--Cd,c0gO Joluaal.
And once more, beer is often like the .Jon,.,,
decidedly tat-DeroH Free Press.
Again, beer is like unto the famou, CATS,
comes from malt Ell ?-Ciicago Pest.
Beeris also like Paris-the Germans Iilo 70
take .-M2otrose NCpajitaon.
Good o0cr is like TrMn-yery fro,hv.
Also, like a handsome lady-s,t 10 ,,,oxi.,,.
weak mind.
Also like the s"me-goud to pu. ones lin. to
occasionally.