The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-07-13
CIRCUS TALK.
FEW BR KEN RtMAFKs CAUGHT on TIE
FLY AT BARNUM's SHOW.

What! YOU wopltU't charge anything fol
let,in' mere lad like that 90 in. wuu q youl
No. madam, we wouldn't charge a eent-oul
l"ok-keeper is sick-but you'ii have to pay
IL" half price before he can enter. Why, he
Riu't hut ten. Can't help that, madam
Them feet of his is y hat takes up room;
ought to ask you a dollar and halt, hut
twenty-five CENTS will do. Well. there's
your money, hut it's a swiudie-cUme along
darlingl
What iu beviu and airth ails you John
Stimmot, that yuu drag that child right BY
everything and don't give him a chance tC
rec anything? Slack up little; I've paid
for these tickets and I'm goin' to see what,
going on. ard if it dop't SUIT you, you car
pike ahead.
There, Isabel. look there; don't you see
his jaw drop and chest gn up and down
That is the dying nave, Just as he iooE e,!
hen he was dying. On. my IT,! | can't look
q him, John keep hold f my hand. l.
he aiive2 No; hes embalned, and they
,un the body by steam so the show feller
told me. That woman there is his sweet
heart, waitirg for his eyes to get DIM 81 he
can't see her gn for his watch and pocket
book TO Ttmen, Der him by
Get eff my CoTDs, you tarnal great lub
Der you. Can't you get around without
running over people ? il | had you out
side I'd put such head on y IL You wuul ID
have to get iuto your shirt feet first for a
month. Got to step somewhere? Vol.
what Of it7 You had better keep off from
my mud hooks. cOnfJund your picture.
There, my children, NUu see an allegOr
ical representation # ahat drinking lead,
tn. Th,r is the ID unkar6 and his Fami
ly.' On most horrible Of all Here, Maria
hold the twins up so they can have a Q cd
view, while l boost J,hunie What ais
that w"man's eye. pa And her legs is GU
Of That is the effect Of whisky, my child.
The drunkard has pasted her one on the
eye, and the stLffing has cume out of her
legs from riding on the cars. BIT papa,
See that big bottle sticking out # the mans
vest pocket. What is in that? Cd rye.
my boy. and that red color ynu see on the
LIunkard's nose is the bloom that's in the
rye. All drinking men carry pint bottles
Ci liquor in their vest pockets. But you
must lake warning. my son. ami never car
ry the accuTsed stuff thus; hide it ID a more
secret p'ace-in your boot.
There There it is-the family of tie
Temperate man in that cage. Look, chill
dren See the difference between this
scene and the one you have jIst left. Here
the man that don't drink is seer sitting in
hIs house surrounded 10y his wife aud chill
dreD. who wear their Sunday clothes all
the week. See the buhfncheS and parrots
sitting around on the trees. Eve ythir g
hetokens comfort and health. ] YOU doL I
drink, Johnnie, you will have a wife, two
children, a parrot and sIde>w hiskers when
You man.
Cuue. ladies and gentlemen, move Oh
don't stand there staring at one thing an
hour at time. Here. you big lummU1. git
ont of the way and give that woman with a
bile Oh her eltUw chance TO see Pass
right ou into the lex. tent.
On, fstberi cone sDi see this cage Of
mCukeys. 1t g my coat tail, you young
RASCAL don't tear NE u pieces you've
seen them little, nasty MONKEYS hundred
times before. Mister, sby d.u'I You give
you m"ukeys fle toytn con- o. q? They
wouldn't have u work half 50 hard if you
would
Here. ladies. and gentlemen. you have
the greatest CuriU>Itivs ever se. q : . couple
IF sea-lIuus caught by MIR. B Buuum while
hobhiug tor A.aska ee,s. They require tH 0
ho2sheads OF fresh water daily. aui a clJthts
hssket iuil of speck ed trout every t~o hours,
though rney Will eat. on a pinch, suckers
and bull heads. Stand way f,um the ropes
y uug man, and give the pick pockets a
chance 10 work.
Are those really sea-liops, Jack, and
what smells 50 fsLy? Nyr. ! suppose :
they look just like ihOse | -aw al The Chf
House, near San FauCisco. The State
rroiecfs them there. | guess fhe FIJI sme
you smell comes Fl. n that young man with
txo g,r!s on your right. lie peld es white
f,h around town. aud obta ned I'M issiuu to
the show by furnishing the seals and sea
iIUus with a D. ess Of state f n.
Look at The shUHnau's rel face. what
makes him blush 50, father2 / don't
know, my daughter, uulsss be is Good
Templar who l. on strike. 0! aDcul to
] 10 the lager beer drinkers eighI>hour
mDvenent. His face looks ike a piece f
raw beef 1es. THAT'S fact, aud come 10
think Of II. that's why be walks up and
dosu before the animal cages s. as 10 make
them hungry and keep them 10 good copdi>
tion.
Lo K. lmOgene, what an elegant shade cf
green on that parrots tail would give the
world 10 have a dress If that shade and
gloves aud P.rasoI to match.
That's pelican, dearest, that bird with
he goItre. 10 Ibe little cage on y"ur left.
I hat thing that looks like a sWeliln. or a.
If he had the muups. Is the pouch y here it
lays It's eggs aud Carries It's young uhul they
are old en"ugh To cut bait aud fish for them
selves. How does IL lay eggs in there ?
That's mure than know. Nauura lists state
that such is the TACT, however. and that like
the oPossum. II carries lis young there until
tHey can 60 II On Their OWN ho K / don't
believe you. Nathauiel. and I'm going to
ak that Snowman. Mister, what Is that
BLADDER 10 under that birds chin for
That's What be uses as a life preserver,
madam, WHEN be Is out f,hing aud happens
TO wade into deep bile that is owes his
head, which II not OfleD, a. you will see by
the !eugth Of them legs o'hisu- lie frequently
fills it mp Sith fan when he is travelling. SO
TO have lunch with him. He also pulls
II over his head when it rains as water
proof. Thank you. sir.
Is that al oetrich, sir? Yes'm, that his
the hoss tretch 50 called because he runs
faster than an 'uss, and stretches bis neck
ali the time for grub. We just fei I'm
keg Of railroad spikes. mum, but hif yyu
have pocket knife that you wuu'd d ike 10
give I'm will see shat be receives it wbeu