Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1872-12-23
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BALTIC. LOCK HOSPITAL,
DIR. JOHNSTON,

BALlO. LULA HUOfllAL,
DIR. JOHNSTON,
Physician of this celebrated Institution, has dis
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and
Eifectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, lnvolun-
tary Discharges, 1mpotency, General Debility
Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion of Ideas, Palptation OF the hear5'
diness, Disease of the Head Throat Nose or
Skin. Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowes-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and SOL
itary practices more fatal to their victims than
the songs of TIE Syrens to the Mariners OF Ulys-
ses, b!ighting their most brilliant hopes or an
| ticipatl0ns, &c.
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the victims OF
| Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untlmeiy
grave thousands of young men OF the most ex-
altcd talents and brilliant intellect, who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
| the thunders of eloquence, or walked TO extac-
the living Tyre, may call with full confidence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplat-
| ing marriage, aware Of Physical Weakness
Loss of Procrea.ive Power-Impotency,) Ner-
vous Excitability, Palpitation, Organic Weak
ness Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsquail'
fication, speedily relieved.
| He who places himself under the care of Dr. j.
| may religiously confde in his honor as gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his skill as'
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Atfecton-which renders life
miserable and marriage lmposslole-ls tne
penalty paid by the victims Of improper lndulg-
encies. Young persons are too apt to commit
excuses from not being aware OF the dreadful
consequences that may ensue. Now, who that
understands the subject will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are lost sooner by those fa!is
ing into iraproper habits than by the prudentT
Besides being deprived Of the pleasure of healthy
offspring, the most serious and destructive symp-
toms of both body and mind arise. The system
becomes derangcd, the Physical and Mental
Functions weakened Loss OF Procreative Power
Nervous, Irritability, Dyspepsia, Pslpitation of
the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional Debility,
and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consump-
tion Decay and Death.
ACURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAY
Relefin Six Hours No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Triaing Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison, should apply lmme-
dately.
DR.. JOHNSTON.
Member of the Royal College of Surgery of
London, Graduate of one of the most emlnen
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part Of whose life has been spent in the hospl-
tails Of London, Paris, Philadelphia and else
where, has effected some of the most astonishing
cures that were ever known many troubled with
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed at sudden sounds
bashfulness, with frequent bushing, attended
sometimes with arrangement OF p'lnd, were
cured immedlately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves 10y improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind, uniting
them for either business, study, society OF Har-
riage.
These are some Of the sad and melancholy eff
fects produced by the early habits of youth, viz:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains IN the
er. Palpitation of the Heart Dyspepsia, Nervous
Irritability. Derargement of the Digestive Func-
tons General Debility, Symtoms OF Consump-
ton, &c
are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory, Con-
fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits Evil Fore
bodings, Aversion to Society, Self Dstrust, Love
of Solitude Timidity, &C., are some OF the evils
produced
Thousands of persons of al ages can now judge
what is the cause Of their declining health losing
their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nervous and
emaciated having q singular appearance about
the eyes, cough and symptoms of Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by q certain prac-
tice, already described, habit frequently learn
ed from evil panions or at school, the ELECTS
of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and
# nnt cured, renders marriage impossible, and
destroys both mind and body, should apply I'M
mcdiaLely.
What a pity that young man, the hope of
his country the pride Of his parents, should be
snatched from all prospects ana enjoylnent .S or
life by the consequence Of deviatlng from the
nath of nature, and indulging in pernicious
habits. Such persons must, before comtemplat-
ing. ,,.rn
Reflect that sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites to promote connublal
happiness Indeed, without these the journey
through life becomes a weary pilgrimage, the
prospect hourly darkens to the view, the mind
becomes shadowcd with despair, and filled with
the melancholy reflection that the happiness OF
another is blighted with our own.
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent votaryo
pleasure finds that he has imbibed the seeds
this painful disease, 1t too often happens tnat an
ill-tlmcd sense OF shame dread OF discovery de
tiers him from applying to those who, from edu
cation and responsibility, can alone ocfriend MIN,
delaying till the constitutional symptoms OF this
horrld disease makes their appearance, such as
liberated sore throat diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight
deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arms,
blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro-
crossing with frighttul rapidity till at last the
palate of the mouth or the bones OF the nose
ttall in and the victim of this awful disease be,
comes horrid object of commlsseration till
death puts period to his dreadful suffering, by
sending hi.r to that undiscovered country from
whence 10 traveller returns"
It is q melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into the hands Of ignorant or unskilful PRE-
TENDERS, who, by the use OF That deadly
POISON, Mercury, &c, destroy the constitution,
and incapable OF curing, keep the unhappy suf
ferer month after month taking their noxious OF
injurious compounds, and inst instead OF % being re
in despair leaves him with ruined Health to sigh
over his CALLING disappointment
DR.. JOHNSTON