Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1872-03-18

| Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis
covered the most Certain Speedy, Pleasant and
Etfectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
| Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, lnyoIun-
tary Discharges, 1mpotency, General Debility,
Nervousness, Dyspdpeia, Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion Of Ideas Palpitaton of the Heart
Timidity, Trembling Dimness of Sight, or Cid
dincss, Disease of the Head, Throat Nose or
or Bowes-those terrible Disorders arising
! from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and SOL
| itary practices more fatal to their victims tnan
the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Ulys-
ses, blghting their most brilliant hopes or an
ticipations, SC
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
| Solitary Vice. and dreadful and destructive
| habits which annually sweep to an untimely
grave thousands Of young men Of the most ex-
alted talents and brilliant intellect, who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
the thunders of eloquence, or walked to extacy
the living Tyre, may call with full confidence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons or Young Men contemplat
ing marriage aware of Physical w Weakness
Loss of procreative power--lmpotenev'l lr Ner-
vous Excita oility, Palpitation Organic Weak
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Disaual
fcaton, speedily relieved.
He whi places himself under the care of DR.. j.
may religiously confde in his honor as gentle
man. and confidently rely upon his Skill Is
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Atcction-whlch renders life
miserable and marriage impossible-is the
penalty paid by the victims of lmpror'' II dulg.
encjeE Young persons too apt to commit
eacesses from not being aware Of the dreadful
consequences that may ensue. now VINO thas
understands the subject will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are lost sooner by those fall
ing into improper habits than by the prudent1
Besides being deprived Of the pleasure OF healthy
offspring, the most serious and destruetlve symp-
toms of both body and mind arise. The system,
becomes derangcd the Physical and Mental
Functions weakened. Loss OF Procreative Power
Nervous Irritablity, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of
the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional DeDlllty
and Wasting Of the Frame, Cough, Consumption
Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trifing Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison, should apply lmmedl-
stely.
DR. JOHNSTON
Member of the Royal Collcgeof Surgery of Lon
don, Graduate of one of the most eminent Col
leges in the United States, and the greater part
London Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, hae
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
were ever known; many troubled with rlngngln
the head and ears when asleep, great nervousness,
being alarmed ut sudden sounds, bashfulnesS,
with frequent bushing, attended sometimes with
deran cement Of mind, were cured immediately
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits. which ruin both body and mind, uniting
thum for either business, study, society OF mar
rlage.
These are some of the sad and melancholy ef-
fects produced by the early habits OF youth, VIZ:
Weakness OF the Back and Limbs, Pains IN the
Head Dmness Of Sight, Lossot Muscular PoWer
pslpilation of the Heart, Dyspepsia Nervous
Irrilability, Derangcmcnt OF the Digestive rune
tions, General Debility, Symptoms OF Cons1mp.
ton, &c.
arc much to be dreaded. Loss Of Memory, Con-
fusion of Ideas, Depression Of Spirits Evil Fore
bodings Aversion to Society, Self Distrust, Love
of Solitude, Timidity, &c, are some OF the eVlls
produced.
Thousands of persons of all ages can now judge
what is the cause of their declining health, losing
their vigor,, becoming. weak, pale, nervous ana
enacated, hating singular appearance ABOUT
the eyes, cough end symptoms OF Consumption
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by certain prac
tce, already described, u habit frequently learn
ed from evil companions or ut school, the effects
OF which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and
if not cured renders marriage impossible, and
DESTROYS both mind and body, should apply i'm
nlediatey
his country. the pride Of his parents should be
snnt, ID from all prospects and enjoyment Of
life by the consequence of deviating from the
path of nature, and indusng. in pernicl9us
tsbits. Such persons must, before contemplate
ing
MARRIAGE.
Rcaoct that a sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites TO promote connubal
huppincss, Indeed, without these the journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage the
prospect hourly darkens to the view, the mind
hecolues shudowed with despair, and filled with
tkcneancholy reflection that the happiness OF
anotls.' is biighted with our own.
DISEASE OF FIMPRUDENCE.
When misguided and ir prudent votary OF
pleasur nds that ne has lmblbed the seeds OF
ihisp liz al disease, it too often happens that an
ill-times ensc Of shame or dread OF discovery de-
ters him from applying to those Who from educa-
ton and responsibility, can alone Delriend MN,
DELAYING tilt the constitutional symptoms of this
hGrrid disease makes their appearance such Us
liberated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the hoad and limbs dnnQss OF sight,
Icafness, nodes on tho shin bones and arms,
blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro-
crossing with frightul rapidity, till at last the
1nIate of the mouth or the bones of the
nose fall in, and the victim of this awful disease
becomes horrid object OF colnmisscratlon till
death puts period TO his dreadful suffering, by
sending him to that undiscovered country from
whence no traveller returns.
1t is u melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into the hands of ignorant or unskIitul pkE-
trENDE,SS who. by the use or That Geauly
Poison, Mercury &c, destroy, the c9nsituton1
und incapabIe OF curing, keep the unhappy suf.
;s, terer month after month taking their noxious
injurious compounds, and instead Of beng re;
stirred 10 a renewal OF Life, Vigorand Happlncss
IN desmir lepve him with ruined Health 10 sign
over liis calling disappointment
DR. JOHNSTON,