Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
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Wit and Wisdom.

A CULINARY bird-the cuckoo. ahv ,sg
To be taken at any 9time--a hint. 10 J
CHEAP hospalitity ty-A-entertaining an
idea. sgal'i, igmyoi
PREFERRED stock Attorneys Z and
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THE Lowell Courier calls al dog and
gun "Boone companions"
WHEN is small baby Ikea big bank
er? When he is wroth. child. p,
|, CoNTENTMENT is of SO great value, that
it can never be dearly purchased.
| "W1Tr:HHnlN T:Hnl the Maze" is Mrs. Woods
new cereal story philadelphia Star.
A FARMER gathers. what he sows
while aseamstress sews wha she gathers.
I wHAr used to be called La Belle
France is now called a Vale of Theirs.
MANY a mans vices have at first been
nothing else than good qualities run
wild. uUu2 ei9dw 9dt .VhilAT I77T 'Uf
Why is a. spider a good correspond
ent? Because he drops line by every
post non q iuoda g7si iHgm2tloE' s'n
LET the slandered take comfort it is
only at fruit trees that thieves throw
stones. ~, . ,,.-1 IA.
MoNTEsoUIEU wrote,:3 Happy is that
people whose annals are written, in
sandp no u i'9 '"''r ~" ''
, A WYANDoTTE (II1.) journalist saves
time and ink by dating his letters
Y,&."sdi Hysd esd sIh ,sH 10 HluV1
BrrERAruRBv is garden, Books are
particular views of it, and readers are
visitors. senl ico2 b723 Toe 8 oi - 81
They say that female compositors get
through their. copyVery rapidly, being
anxious to get. the last word y,vclusq7
DOUGLAS, JERRoLD, once said to a very
thin man "Sir, you are like pin, but
without the head or the point = y"
To MorrHnEmRs-Youu Il shouldn't let the
children read Watts's poems they con-
tain much hymn-morafity
THE science Of saving is regular
course of study in a Massachusetts,
girls boarding school-studied by the
mistress s6"0' "'h''9' ~
NEW ORLEANS l,aoj paper per g says that ia
young widow III that city, who writes
well, {" is training for aneditor?pa Who
is the editor shelis training for 2inuoa "
AFouNdi lady says thaBa gentleman
sught never to feel discouraged when
the :, 8. 9. momentous question: is mega
L.. 81 IL, - he ohntoa - for
m life, as in grammar, we always decline g
before we cohjugate." "'h' 's'o'''' !. = ;"
WAR can be ,wetter than q woman
with cataractin her eye waterfalf
on her head, a, creek in her back, ,nforty
springsin herskirt, and high-tled shoes Z
g WHY, one with notion in her head, /,
and swimming in tears"
5, A LITTLE, fellow who hadreached Italy
in his study of geograpy, once heard his
father, asiawyer, talking about nechan-
tics' liensal5The youngster listened for a
time, and then he said "a" Papa, 4 guess
there must have been a pretty big me-
chanic 5 lien on the Tower of Pisa"
& Faae5fea hae basE3iT Ism aTG syaL (
7 A GENTLEMAN in, search of a man to do
some work met on his way highly re-
spectabble lady, not so young as she
once was, and asked her, Can you tell
me where 1 can find a 'man?"' No, i
cannot" sheireplied, for have been.
lookiLg these twenty years for one.m
selfr d938gF1 stBrle9fF gfa 5Iga ne
AN Eastern paper has it that poor
little Sunday school scholar in Wisconsin
was deluded into learning 1920 verses
of the Bible in four weeks by promise
of a book. They gave him " Hitch
cocks Analysis of the Bible" He
swapped it for three-bladed knife and
a peck of hickory nuts.