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The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24

A wretch broke off an engag cement
for the following cogcnt Teason. You
know a case is fearful nuisance, and l
always carry my cigars loose in my
vest pocket. The necessary amount of
affection toward Molly was awful rough
on 'em. Never came away from that
house but every one of 'em was smash
ed. Couldn't expect fellow to waste
good tobacco that way, could your
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24
MILLIONS Beur TESTIMONY 80 their
wonderful 1uraiive Effects.


wonderful GurRiivc Effects.
Vinegar Bitters are not vile Fancy
Drink, Made OF Poor Rum, Whiskey,
Proof spirits and Refuse Liquors, doc
torcd, spicee and sweetoaed to please the taste
called Toncs, - Appctizers.' Restorers" Sc-
that lead the sippler to drunkenness and ruin,
but are 4 true Medicine, made from tho Native
Roots and Herbs Of California, free from nii
Alcoholic Siimuiaurs. They are thu
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER md
= LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE, psrfect
Renoyator and h4vgorator OF tho system carry
ing oil all poisonous matter and restoring tho blood
to a healthy condition. No person teke these
Bters according TO directions and remain lous
unweI, proyided their bones are not destroyed
by mineral poison or other means, and the vital
organs wasted beyond the point Of repair.
They arc n Gentle Purgntive ns well
ns a Tonic, possessing, also, the peculiar merit
Of acting as a powerful agent IN relieving Conges-
ton or Inflammation Of the Liver, and Ct all tho
yiscs raj ORGANS.
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether
IN young or old. married or single. at the dawn OF
womanhood or at tho turn OF life, these Tonic Bit
tcrs have no equal.
For Innummatory und Chronic Rheu-
mntism and Gout, Dyspepsia or In-
digestion, Bilious, Remiitept mud
Intcrmiiteut Fevers, Discusses az the
blood, Liver, Kidneys and BLADDER
these Bi.ters hnyc been most successful. such
Diseases are caused by yitiated Blood,
which is generally produced by arrangement OF
the Digestive Organs.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION,
Headache Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight
ness Of tine Chest. Dizziness, Sour Eructations OF
the stomach, Bad Taste in the Month"; Billions
Attacks. palpltation OF the Heart Inflammation Of
the Lungs. Pain in the eregons Of the Kidneys and
hundred other poinful symptoms are the OF
springs Of Dyspepsia.
They invigorate the Stomach and stimulate the
torpid Liver and Bowels, which render them Of
uneauslled efficacy in cleansingthe blood Of all int
purties, and imparting new lie and vigor to the
whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions, ,Tetter,
Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Tustules,
Boils, Cn1buncles, HingWorms, Scald Head, Sore
Eyes RrysipelaS Itch scjrfs, DISSERTATIONS Of the
Skin. Humors and Diseases OF the skim OF what
ever meme or nature, are literally dug up and car.
ried out OF the system in short time by tie ne OK
those Btters. One bottle In such cases viii con-
vince the most incretulous OF their curatyeetlect.
Cleanse ths yitlatod Blood whenever you ind its
impurities bursting through the skin in Pmples,
Eruptions or Sores cleanse It whom you find 10
obstructed and sluggish in the veins; cleanse 10
when IL foul and your feelings will tell YOU when.
Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system
will follow.
PIN, TAPE, and other WORMS, urkiHd
IN the system of many Thousands effectually
destroyed and removed.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
j. WALKER, Proprietor r. H. MCDONALD AZ
co. Druggists and Gen. AgcntA san Francisco,
Gal, and 81 aud 81 Commerce street, New YORK
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A somewhat juVcnile dandy said to
a fair partner at ball: "Don't you
think, Miss, my mostaches are becom-
ing?' To which she replied: "Well,
sir, they many be coming, but they
have not yet arrived d.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24

A boy writing a composition on
Extremes" remarked that we should
endeavor TO avoid extremes, especially
those OF wasps and bees.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24

In 1910 Memphis had no existence.
in 1920 she was credited with a popu-
laiion of 564; in 1880. 5,64S in 1870,
14,72l in 1850, 81, ,l57; in 1860, AS,
Os2, and in 1870, 1851.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24
WANTED.

T WANT To HIRE two good white men,
L without families to whom | will pay good
wages at the end of each week or month as
may be desired. References required. APP
ply to me at Columbus.
TuOS. l.. JONES.
Jan. 81, 1872. 3-H
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San Francisco has fihy-one citizens
with fortunes ranging from $1,000, :
900 10 $4,000, 900.
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A new SYSTEM!
AN PR0vED PLAN

AN IMP PROv ED PLA Nj
I HAVE large quantity Of assorted PINE
L LUMBER on hand at my NIL which !
wish TO sell for money 70 pay my debts
with. My prices are cash prices;
Square Edge, S2.00 i9 100 feet,
Rough {" Si.0O =
also keep a supply Of FRESH CORN
MEAL on hand, for sale at the regular
market price, on the same improved system
of business. which has given universal sat
islaciion wherever il has been tried.
While ] am truly grateful 10 my friends
for the patronage heretofore. extended 20 me.
| would respectfully invite them TO '-ial
Of the "new system
JOHN JUSTUS.
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Fever and Asuc.

Fever and Ague cured for fifty cent?
There is not a remedial agent In this world
that will cure Fever and Ague, and all other
Malarious. Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, yellow
and other Fevers (aide1 by Radroy's PWs)
so quick as Rddioay's Ready Relief Fifty
cenfs ner hotfla
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24

An English writer advises young
ladies to look iavorably upon these
engaged in agricultural pursuits, Civ
ing as reason that their mother Eve
married gardener. He forgot to add,
however, that the gardener lost his sito
uation in consequence of the match.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24

A bachelor, residing not tive miles
from Manyunk, the other day, after
having been taunted for his single
blessedness until he could bear it no
longer, called upon maiden lady of
his acquaintance, when the following
conversation took place:
'Do you wish to change your condi-
tionf' asked the bachelor.
"Nol"
Neither do'll" And, turning on
his heel, our bachelor exclaimed.
"Thank heaven! I've got that of my
mindl"
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24
TELEGRAPH
LAND A GEN CY.
WASHINGTON. ARK,

HAS for sale
Ill A residence, and grounds con tanning an
acre and half, in the suburbs Of Washipg-
ton Very desirable.
S. s, +. 10, II. 24.-Improved-good
land-ons halt under fence.
Over 4c0 acres good black land two miles
north of Washngton-wcll improvrd-one
hundred and fifty acres in cultivation.
Thirteen hundred acres near Fulton.
Six hundred acres good farming land six
miles west of Washington-500 under fence.
The 81 Of sec. &c, and The M of sec. IS,
in township l3, range "a.
The west half of section ~, in township
49, range 2I-320 acres, part good creek
bottom, good spring and beautiful place for
DWELLING a bargain.
600 acre tract-I40 acres in cultivation
about half the tract is good Ozan bottom
land, the other half good upland. Comfor-
table residence, on high, dry, and healthy
situstion--new gin house, cotton screw, gin
stand. corn mill and thresher on the place
A fine seat on the place for water mill
good hog range convenient-three churches
and exes,lent schools in the neiehborhood
Situated about twelve miles from Washing
ton on the Little Rock road. Very desirable
property.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24


control them. The testimony Of our best eiti-
sens, Of all classes, establishes the fact, that
CHERRY PEcroRAL win and does relieve and
cure the affecting disorders OF the Throat and
Lungs beyond any other medicine. The most
dangerous affections Of the Pulmonary Organs
yield to its power; and cases OF Consump-
ton, cured by this preparation, are public
" known, 90 remarkable ms hardly to be be-
lleved, were they not proven beyond dispute.
As a remedy 1t Is adequate, on which the public
may rely for full protection. BY curing Coughs,
the forerunners OF moro serious disease, II saves
unnumbered lives, and an amount Of suffering
Dot to be computed. 1t challenges trial, and con-
yincss the most seeptical. Every family should
keep Il on hand as a protection against the early
and uuperceved attack Of Pulmonary Affections,
which are easily met at first but which become
incurable, and too often fatal, II neglected. Ten
der lungs need this defence; and it il unwise 70
be without it. As n safeguard 10 children, amid
the distressing diseases which beset the Throat
and Chest OF childhood, CHERRY PEcToRAL
is invaluablei for, by its timely use, multi.
tudes are rescued from premature graves, and
saved to the love and affection centred on them.
II acts speedily and surely against ordinary colds,
securing sound and health-restoring sleep. No
one will suffer Troublesome Influenza and pain
ful bronchitis, when they know how easily
they can be cured.
Originally the product Of long, laborioas, and
successful chemical investigation, no cost or toll
Is spared in making every bottle in the utmost
possible perfection. It may be confidently re-
lied upon as posgesslnr all the virtues Il has ever
exhibited, and capable Of producing cures as
FRErARED nj
Or. ]. C. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EvERYw.s EH1'
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K. II. "a.

Cures ths teorsi pains in from on, to trcntJ
N;oUfes
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-24
Ayers
Cherry Pectoral,
For Diseases of tho Throet and Lungs,
such as Coughs, Colds, Whooping
Cough, Bronohitis, Asthma,
and Consumption.

Among the great
discoveries Of modern
science, few are Of
more real value TO
mankind than this ef-
fcctua remedy for all
diseases OF the Throat
and Lungs. A vast
trial of its virtues,
throughout this and
other countries, has
shown that il does
stirslv mud efectuallv
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20
Canadian Pacific Railway.

Tie Canadian House Of Commons have
passed the bill tor transcentinental or Pa.
citic Railway, This was promised to British
Columbia some little time ago, and by the
\ terms of the Dominon Union the road was to
be commenced III ten years from the date Of
the contamination OF the Union. The work
is t. be carried on by private company. ST.
one. 600 being deposited with the government
as security. The subsidy grant is each alter
nate section 20 mills north a.id south of the
line, and tradition S2O.OO0,0 900. The i'm
crease III value OF the public lands is expected
to reimburse government. The distance il
2, 100 miles. and in addition to the main road
two branches are to be built. one from g
point in Manitoba to the United States, one
flomthe main road to Lake Superior. This
road might be designated as the 49th PARALLEL
road, as it is to follow on or about that line.
The undertaking is even more immense than
our own Pacific roads, and besides this it Is
inaugu ated by . country comparatively
weak IN resources. Still ten years are gram
ted for its completion, and the trade of China
and Japan are the, prizes that attract. No
doubt England herself stands ready To lend
assistance If required. The western terminus
is to be at Lake Nepissing, some sixty miles
north of Georgian Bay and connected with
it. 1t remains to be seen il there Is sufficient
pluck and energy to carry through this gigsn-
TIC project. <5s
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20
i A New Sensation.

The Albany Times gives the following ac-
count nf q burning railroad ,ridge, q terrified
engineer. and narrow escape:
Amy one who has passed over the Boston
and Albany railroad will remember the sharp
curves and deep cuts in which that route
aboullds in the vicinity of Chatham. Last
Saturday evening, as Conductor Russell's
train was laundering on toward Albany, the
engineer observed hut a little way ahead
" hat he supposed to be a flre by the the side
Of the track. This being no uncommon oc-
currence. he gave it scarce thought. until,
as the engine rounded short curve, he saw
to his horror that the flames came from q
bridge over which the train must pass.
at was moment OF terrible suspense.
just before, t e bridge, which spanned an
abyss OF some fifty feet but was without
sides orlcover, was cracking in thames. No
earthly power could check the train i'm time
to prevent the disaster which seemed ineyi-
table. Nothing was lett but resignation to
the DEGREES Of fate. The locomotive with its
frightened engineer, the train with it's uncon
scious p ssengers, rush d onand fortunately
passed in safety, the burning timbers still be-
ing strong enough to sustain the passing
train. s5aH Till tttk
..What the result would have been had the
passage been attempted ten minutes later is
fearful to contemplate, So on examination
the main supports Of the bridge were found
to be much weakened, and the fire made
p.nr,id s.t.,nracs - u
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20
Could,t Got the night FIop

In the year 1S43. during the Millerite ex
element ii she unusually quiet town 81 Dur
ham. Aunt Sally who would weigh
4 nigh unto two hundred pounds, came to ths
conclusion she was bound 80 go up" ane
one evening IN the meeting, lii the midst Of
4 warm season OF exhortation she. aross and
Il said:
| .Oh! brethren and sisters, bless tho Lord
/ I'll soon get away from this wicked world;
I'm going to meet the Lord Ii 9 few days.
1 Ny faith il powerful strong. Oh, yes, pow
/ eripl strong il Is 90 strong. ! continued the
old lady, extending her arms and motoring
them like d bird on the wing, THAT it does
seem as if could fly away right now, and
meet the Lord In the air. g a9fslss as5
The minister, who was great enthusiast,
on going mp to the old lady, encouraged her
| by exclainfng.
sister, try;perhaps yon can fly ii
your faith il only-strong enongh.,'
f.Well, 4 can.'' she exclaimed; II know /
can. and will = s; .,,... s.
she WAS standing near the window which
was raised on account Of the oppressive heat
for it was summer. With her handkerchief in
one hand and her fan in the other, she liaoun-
ted the scat and thence to the top OF the pr W,
aud gave q leap into the air, with flying
motion to her arms, expecting to ascend
heayenvard. But the law of grayitation was
stpo mncl for her faith and the gravity OF TIE
audience. Down she came with an enormous
and not very angelic grunt. shaking the
whole house with the concussien.
She arose, folded er wings. and with great
metkness sneaked back into tile seat, eyiden-
tly disappointed. ia I
The next evening some OF the young folks
asked her:
Aunt sally, why didn't you fly last night
when you tried 50 har,sn
II couldn't get the right fop!'' was the
meek but conclusive answer 88
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

II RE Embossed AND PRESCRIBED BY eron
leading Physicians than any other tonic or
LIVE o. Feyef and Ague, Intermittenfs Bilious
nss,sss rs 81 disorders arising from Miasmatic
5nusss. Iney are highly recomm ended an anti
e. an Appetizer and Recuperant, and in cases of
nsneIai Heplilfy they have never in single in
a aney are particularly BENEFICIAL TO FEN ALES.
the body, invigorating the mind and
Ewing tone and elasticity to the whole system
me HOME BTTrERs are compounded with the
greatest care and no Tonic stimulant has ever been
g u 1esl 70 the public so PLEASANT TO THE,
IAslEs ana at theisanie time combining SO MANY
Ieineaai 4genfs endorsed by the medical fratern-
,a as Ine pest known to Pharmaeopoeia 1t coste
little to give them fair rial - 1850
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

,Bn1s-e UNITED STATES INTERNAL RrvExux)
s&CoLLECroR's OFFICE, fI-TEIcr Oy Mos asA !
HELtNA, May2f h. 1872 \
Marcy give notice, in accordance wt4h The pre-
Visions OF section d OF Act OF CONGRESS dated inn
ioVtn. 1854 as amended by Acts Of March adj Ia,s
ann July 18th, 1866. that have received the Annus.
LIS. o. Iaxes assessed under the United States Rev
Are now due and payable 800"
lar payers are hereby notified that | shall be d,
my 0fhcr IN Helena each day after fha date from
so.eiock g. m to up. m for the purpose OF recriy.
iEG said Tax assessed
SAM'L L. WATSON.
Collector Internal Revenue
"a " fi3 && ~ ~ District Of Msnt4ns
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

II AAaNS0EkG1AOnt 0OW1 A4241 ADkMks
IL
i Mr.. Whitelaw Reid, managing editor o
4 the New York Tribune. recently delivered
/ the last Of = course Of free PICTURES NTH,
University chapel, New York. His subjec
Iwas the Schools OF journalism He re
| viewed the history of Journalism in Till.
county IS Il was and is, and claimed tina,
the press Of New York was better to-day
than Il mad ver beeu before. in spite OF it.
Deficiencies. aud he gave it Is llisopinion that
the press Of tlltt city, during some months
past. would have beea vastly helped BY !
libel suit i day. As to schools OF journalism
he thinks they will be beneficial In fostering
i professional feeling which will make the
invasion Of mere political aspirants impossi-
Bile. He closed rs follows:
independent Journalism that u The
watchwori of the future In the pre- fession.
An end Oh concealments because the truth
would hurt the party; an end Of one-si,fed
expeditions, because damaging things must
only be allowed against our antagonists; an
end Of assaults that are net believed fully
just, but must be made because the exigency
Of party warfare demands them; an el.d OF
SANDERS that IRE known to he ISLANDERS, but
must not be exploded because 1t would hurt
the party All end OF hesitation to print the
news 10 4 newspaper. because It may hurt
the party al end Of all half-trnths and hes
itafed lies; an el.l OF public contempt for
the voice that barls only approval to Sir Or
acle, and through all the busy marts of trade
and amusement. and learning and religion
keeps ever barking only this
4 am His Highness' dog 1t Kew,
Pray, tell ME, sir, whose dog are you9'
an end. as Emerson has taught MS tile happy
phrase. at once of official and officinal tour
Is the boon which to every per-
pick d. conscientious member of the I, rofes-
sion. a new and beneficent Declaration OF
affords. Under it journalism
expands in a balanced and unfctfered dcyel-
ppment; ceases to be one-sidel in IFS views,
and to be distrusted, even in its facts be-
cones the master. not the tool, Of party; |
tells the whole truth. commands The general
confidence; ceases to be the advocate; rises
q be the judge. TO that passionless ether
We may not from these partisan struggles |
'onn ascend; but il not the near. it is at |
east the certain future OF successful and |,
IGNORED journalism seax
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

In the budget of the news just received
from Captain Hall. the Artic explorer. he
makes the. remarkable assertion that If any
habitable Land exists ct the North Pole i,
possesses the most salubrious climate in tile
world. and his only fear is that his crew may
have to encounter. before landing. a new
and formidable race OF human beings. The
Captain says he hopes to reach the pole and
explorations this summer, and return to
New York next September. Southern plants
have been found in the ice and On January
LIST the limb Of a large birch tree was picked
up. The crew also saw and followed whale
having in one OF its fins harpoon, such as
Is used in the South Pacii.c. This isslooked
upon as important Evidence that \ northwes-
tern passage exists. Dogs have proved won
derful sagaeiolls. On one occasion they
saved apariy OF hunters by bowling aud
paving on the ice field that broke up few
hours after.
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4. FrelIcl, VIC called 81, 4, apofl,aearr /

4 French wifslcalled on An apothecary III
Rafis fsr some medicine for her husband.
who Was I'D. The paescripti lon i was put up
and handed 70 Che lady witha smile. 1T
will hesfhref frames. s.,Ehrec francs!' she
exclaimed, If II costs 10 much a. that, per-
haps you had better keep It. for he may par
hsps T. DID xhsn Isesra.s
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

One the most significant signs in Utah
| te-day is the rising Of the women to take
part in the action against polygamic theo-
cracy. The very reputation by some Of the
enslaved OF the petition to which they signed
| their names when they thought that it would
be secret ballot but afterward found that
the Priesthood got hold OF the document
through their agents at Washington and
published them to s.all Israel, will have re-
suits which the authorities Il not expect.
and significance very different from that
designed. The women Of Utah, lii their
rising will a:idtice as proofs these recarta-
tions as q confirmation Of the trathfnlness Of
that petition. and they now louder even than
the men who have struggled for politica:
emancipation, will clamer for the secr1t ballot.
The publication Of these names IN the News,
to fierce by intimidation recantafinn offhe
weaker sisters. will be found one III the fatal
mistakes Of a sleapotic power. for the women
Of Utah are rising, be assured.--SaH Lake
Tribune.
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

VINO can reflect without sadness on the
closing moments Of General Neil? His life
long dream had been to obtain the little bat n
AMI ribbon of mar ;hal of France. He could
not sleep after seeing it conferred on McMa-
HIN as a reward Of yalor in the battle OF
Magentss. Before the next engagenelith. told
his friends that be would win the prize he SO
much coveted. The conflict was over, and
they Sought anxiously upon the CORY field.
They found him almost crushed beneath his
war horse. and the practised eye.o he sur.
Reol told him that life would soon Be over
Word was sent TO the emperor. who quickly
arrived. and taking from his breast tile badge
Of the marshal OF France. he placed it above
the heart of his faithful follower The life
long dream was allied. and With single
throb Of exultant JOY and gratitude, he threw
his arms about the neck OF his sovereign; the
next instant he fell back in the embrace Of
King Death.
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

THURSDAY. JUNE 70, 1879.
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-06-20

The Rev. MI. Il ha1 Il large family oil
nnruly boys, and one Of them did something
very wrong, bnt as none Of them would con.
fess 4, be declared he would whip them all,
and then be would b sure and punish the
real enlpift. Lispirg Jimmy, the Youngest.
retired g corner and grnmbIed, ..Wllat
y that yon sayf'' asked bis father. Il
;thaid." wnimpered Jimmy, ..that that'tl
jutht The way old Harod did. he killed ali
the children tho that be would b tl,ure 10
Kill Jcthuti. !, rs y