Daily national Republican. (Washington City [D.C.]) 1870-1872, 1872-01-04
ESCTI.APIAN.


- n a. Lei Ia..I.. A
a Medical IL cure
highly enjoyable entertainment, In the
shape VI an annual address before the Medical
Society Of the District Of Columbia, was given
last evening at MArinis hall It IL a rule, II
seems, with this venerable association to punish
every new member for his temerity In joining 1t
by compelling HIN TO rack his beWildered medi.
cal intellect Tor a sutieient number Of horrible
terms and
DiABoLIcAL EXrREssioNs
TO make up lecture, which Is duly christlaned
BY the society's victim with some beguiling
name. Thenit Is fired OF at small but puzzled
audience and, at It's conclusion, some Escula-
plan Solomon, having spite to take out on the
community, proposes TO craze job printer with
us composition, and turn distracted any unior-
tnnAte who may attempt TO night his way through
nAiler - = P'ia IIs and siat,eIed among an In.
uOosn, peyp,o' VI ooufse the motion Is adopted
uhAlhu,Oiy' Ocoaule' perhaps oaen voter De-
ing pnyslslan' hhSws a Iesuihg OF u VIII surely
m.ssA pIeien' Ior hi'oseiI OF orother.
fhis Al least 70 what was gone through with
last evening, and II II isn't performed at every
,a..,lns, If ~. .s.oet.ti.n ~, an. ,,,hit. =.
s,s,t.,. ~ ~, ,1e pupno-plI
Vhsiu 'nA' Poision o'i 'nA' a''ohus the snow
Ia the galner. Louis Maokall, IT,, NJ. d., a
handsome young gentleman and one doubtless
noss.sasl Of a graf deal an profa..Ion.I 4, s,,r
- ~. sf,s.,..' -. - ,,' iuioi"i
eAoni N~s tno ''S4u ."ss n'hh'' Our repottefi
sd does not make this assertion on III own
r.snonsIhIIItv bpt h,yIn,, ,,h,,,.1r +. I.....s
,-tt..- ~, 49, a.. - -. ~. ~.
IooAins phimAAe., IN whose Neraelty ne has
the greatest possible confidence, he makes IL
fearlessly openly and abOyebOari reyanitss. az
con..,nSnc,.
consequence
THE INTRODUCTION.
Dr. J. W. II. Loyejoy, a physician of eheerh,l
.,,....... ,,,.,,,,s., - 49, = 80
NPHeAAehNNt AhhNANSea Nho NNAuiNN VI hlt tNe-
ming In a lew complimentary remarks. There
was q lovely yindlctiyeness lurking in the mild
ere Of Dr. L., which he succeeded in conceaIlpV
very we'll NOT more thAn I'VE OF tbs sixty.
seven ladies and gentlemen present suspected
what was 10 follow when the Doctor hal taken
bis scat So nicely did he manage 10 look fee.
uVely peasant thAt a great majority expected
he was about to surprise them with an invita-.
ton 70 supper 10 an adjoining room. Or. L. sat
p0.pi enu W "a. so' up ahu Oo'Oro No nAd
spoken ten minutes, had politenoss permitted,
the unmedicAl part Of that audience would
nave GolloUed his exampIe AMI ,,ona "a. a..
door, DIt they were beld smell. bsnnI IN thsiS
ehHiIa 81 siio,sIs W '"o'i
nm. N. OPENED
by reviewing the iniiictions 10 which former au.
dlenees-ihs medical BARTON of theo, 5isrsS.
sHnsntsd'hsh hean sub,srisJ "a r.
tao now he intended 10 bother lie InoTofsS'
sionsia ~ the nresrnt assembiv Onr rlrnr,s,
hSs 4 oonfased Ieoolieetioh of heating Sasds
,rhieh soandsd live aphasla nrog rc..iea Iooa-
MOTOR siaxia' asso.pharyhl,ss paraISsiS
These mac have been tka Isadlny dliIsions M
ana delclSua dscoIrss mr. n Irea1s5 al n,,s,o,,s
,iIaeaseS and then aC,,in thsy mavnr PrrbSns
the lecturer knows: N he dossnf surely sorpS
one Of the physicians who heard him does, and
with pleas1re n ths readeT n canh,sab '
Dr. MackaiI then went Tor other horrors, and
after ehewing them ~ shot them out q bis
Iand thew were In AZ preat a Sunbah shits