Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1872-12-31


keep out ov state prison. (His pos
tsri'y probably amt a,0dre that a tern
IN state prison is a good kard to ruj
for o6iSS On.)
The girl born this month will aasl
like a streak of yellow sunshine
She will be sought after like tn,
balm ov menDy lowers. She will
hav poetry for breakfast, and spenc
the rect ov the day on Eephyrs anc
chocolate caramels. The man who
gets her for q wife will change into
a butterfly, and The two will be seen
sum sweet mite this month, fiieing
away tew the song Of the crickets.
AUGUST.
The gentleman born this month
will hav one eye to the main chance,
and the other eye on the collaterals.
de will be sharper than good cidar
vinegar, and will go at q transack.
shun like a Scotch terrier at a rat
hole He will be as honest az hor-
net, and make az few blunders. He
will live tew be old. His wife will
die young-tired out trying tew
keep up with him.
The feminine creashuns of this
month will be great admirers ov the
sterner sex. They will fall in love
easy, but will be sure TO make ag
phew mistakes as emmy other VIM
men. They are shure tow be guided
bi the impulses of their naturs, which
in most wimmen ia eater kard than
their judgments. If / hadn't got
one ov the best wives that the world
haz yet produced, mi ght be induce
ed tew ask for one of the Aasust.CS.
SEPTEMBER.
The man born in this month will
be what il called q wit. He will be
az phuIl OF wit az bottle ov ginger
pop. he kant hardly wait tew hav
the cork pulled out, and whom the
cork il pulled out it will take a 2
quart bowl tew hold half pint oy
the phizz. He will make Jokes which
will be az natraI az plumbers, and
will keep hiz whole family (including
the hired GRID betwixed surprise
and a guess. he will have house.
phull of children, who will be the
best jokes he perpetrates.
The lacy born this month will be |
mistress ov the situashun. She will |
hav menny admirers, but will lead |
them dusty chase. after a while |
she will marry and bekom az serius
az white mice in wire trap. Her
husband will be z proud ov her az a |
third lieutenant ov his fust epau.
lettes. Her children will be brot up |
TO toe the mark, and tho different |
from all the ether wimmin in the |
naborhood, she will be admired more
than reproved.
OCTOBER.
The male man ushered into exist
enquire for will DO i. some i good cidssti.
He will study divinity at fust, but
will quit that and become a conduc-
tor on boss rale-road. This pays
better and has more perquisitss. He
will marry the woman ov his choice,
which is good, provided the choice
il all right. His hair will turn grey
before he dies, but after he dyes he
will have black hair the rest on hiz
days.
The woman born this month will |
be short ov statue, and acquainted |
with grief. She will want q CRATE |
menny things in this world that amt
handy TO be got. She will marry
Just about the right time, and under.
take TO live with her mother-in.law,
which is difficult kontrakt I'll ell. |
The wimmin born this month are
like rhode island greening, ripen
slow, and are most delightful away
long into tho winter.
NOVEMBER.
The gentleman born this month
will be hard worker, but phond ov
old wine. He will forget tew pay
some ov his old debts, but will have
a blue eye and be good singer. He
will marry between Is and IS, and
be an excellent judge Of hash on
toast. He viii live 9 great length
and reach death by cirkuitus route.
She who comes TO see US this
month will be az welkum az dan
dylion in the buzzum ov wintur.
She will be dutiful dauter, q warm
hearted cster, q tender mother, and
a handsome wife-(Kind Heaven
send us az menny ov this sort az con.
venient.)
DECEMBER,
The man born in this month will
have o sapguine temperament He
thinks he is 10 love with every wo-
man be meets, and wont get married
till late in life. When he does get
welded, he IL a-going tew we'd
woman who haz been playing the
same game he haz-falling in love
with every man she meets. They
are both of them going to be cheat
ed the wust in the world.
The girl born this month, tho late
in the season, il a-going tew ketch
up before she gifts through. She
wont remain single and is a,goin tn
be leetle difficult tew manage dou~
BILE. She will see Naples, but is tew
smart tew die right eff on that ae>
count. She will admire menny men
but will love out one, and that IL her
husband. If her husband is smart
enuff to know this, they will travel
through life like 2 pigeons.
A Gigantic Tower,