The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-04-07

Inc greatest deIlcacy OF the seasOn-M
Roebuck at . dinner given by Lor
Brougham is reported to have eaten his o,c
arords.
A medical student says he has never bee
ablo to discover the bone of contention, IAN
desires to know whether it is not situate
very near the jaw-bone.
In Boston poor man who, less than on
year ago, had only one suit Of clothes, wen
into the newspaper business, and now ha
eight suits. Seven of them are for libel
edo you think that raw oysters ar
healthy !" asked lady of her physician
eyes, he replied, at never knew one t,
complain of being out of health in my life.'
a contemporary inquiries if the youn,
ladies of the present day are fitted TO
wives. We think it a much more import
bands.
The art of economy is drawing in a,
much as one can but unfortunately youna
ladies will apply this "drawing in" to theii
own bodies, when they wish to avoid any.
thing like acaist.
some gentleman brought one and seated
the lady: Oh, you're a jewel said she.
. I" oh no." replied he, "I'm a ieweller: I
have just set the jewell"
A Sunday school teacher, upon iuouirinp
of one of his juvenile pupils what he had
learned during the week, was electrified by
the answer that he had "learned not to
trump his partners ace.
Dr. Kitchener was one in a con- PAW
thirteen in number, and on it's being re-
marked ana pronounced unlucky, he said,
IL admit it is unlncky in one case.n "What
case is that, doctorf" "Wheu there ia
only dinner for twelve"
1--WE have span Of horses" said an
economist the other day, con our farm that
support themselves without any cost"
"Why how is that !" exclaimed a listener.
.Wny, you see," remarked the questioned
lone is saw-hoIse, the other a clothes
horse"
They tell a story about tailor dunnipg
man for the amount Of his bill. 81 am
sorry" said the man, Every sorry. iodaed
that l can't pay it." "Well," said the
tailor, took you for a man that would
III quit" ''
Another humble imitator of George
Washington has turned up. A Mich caSo
der presented himself to the sheriff, weep
ing, and said he could not tell a lie: he had |
kllled his wife with his little Ratchet. The |
sheriff told him he was too good to live
much longer, and the chances are that he
will not. '''' Ao
Inc people of village in Kansas. called
1rasshopper Falls, not thinking the name
6 !
to Sautrelle. The dwellers thereabout. Sn-
to such outlandish applications.
corrupted the new name into "Sow Taij.''
ana the village is now known only by that
oi.le. Inc Inundated villagers have lust
Appealed to the Legislature to change the
Falls. w "'"senoPper I
,o IN an old paper, printed at New London,
near'y century ago, we find tue following
ID matrimony:
Oh matrimony! thou art like f
TT 70 JeIemiahs figs;
Too sour to os give st the p 1ns Dad
1neyer dreamed of such a fate, +
When s-lass courted- r
ssry sob
For the sake of being supported" +
6 a traveller was recounting, with an air
y, IL truth, several incredible things, when a a
cute Nermonter present exclaimed. MDew u
Ell! But faint much after all. WIN. a y
ar, happened up there in our
Hmiage that takes me down all holler-n a
nat was it Seth 7" asked one of the n
ompany. "Our organ." said Seth, with
h;e 30 sober that every one knew some n
ran s , ns was coming; our organ, the al
uu1der so natural on Sunday that it ~
u'aied all the milk for five miles" h,
"A lady of rank proudly conscious of her til
rik -.
MY of the nobility, remarked to a large gi
FFm .p of visitors that the three classes da
tue community-nobility, gentry and nc
, ,n 1onality-might very well be com OF
area to the three materials, china, delft ne
~ cfockery. Afew minutes elapsed, when
10 o, OF the company expressed wish to see To-
&c lady's little girl, who was in the nurse nc
~ John, the footman, was dispatched OF
W. nraers to the nursery maid, to whom
; eaijed from the bottom of the stairs, in on
'w SoG 1it. voice, Hollo Crockery, bring as
In hiI
In one of the Western States there re- to,
Ecu family consisting of an old man by Ro
{ name of Beaver, and his three sons, all or,
" whom were very wicked. They had de-
en- - laughed to scorn the advice and en- plr
a;a OF pious, though very eccentric wa
htlster, who resided in the same town. EN-
nsappened that one of the boys was Bit
ny rattlesnake, and was expected to fra
|; when the minister was sent for in great bu
u se On his arrival, be found the young &C
very penitent, and anxious to be wa
yea with. The minister kneeled down Pm
prayed in this wise 60 n TorS 80