Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1872-11-07
RREYITIES.
a STUNNING DtNNEN-The gong.

peaches,
TnE table of interest is the dinner,
table
4 LION tour feet high has been SHOT IN
California.
1nERE are ifty,nino civilized countries
on the globe
FLEA, thou obnoxious insect is the
latest for "Shoo Fly"
\ CARRIAGE wheel grows less tired the
more 1t works
New Ehenezor divorced,n q
sequel to "Ebb Tide
a NEW word is out. They say burg,
lar has "hurgledn SO much.
TuE favorite song of the Siannese twins
w c were boys together
BULwER says that poverty is only m
idea" It's very had idea.
SPOTTED fever ia becoming quite
common on the Pacific slope
AT Santa Fc, In dctianceof the latitude,
there was q snow storm recently,
PENN YAN, \ Y, has a young lady
who nails up 400 grape boxes . day.
IN Springfield, Mass, the street cars
bear the inscription, 'WiA you rider
CoNNEcucuT expects to close about
onehalt of her dram shops next month.
BEET root sugar Is preferred for fine
confectionery when 1t can DO procured
=, OF forty steamboats, navigating the i{ed
kivef thirteen are named the p" Fra.
A YEAR and half old colt weighs | $50
pounds on the Oiathe scales, Kansas.
The Adams Express Company has a
"'1.'p"'y " 'nc enhSS VAN" a"'"o""'
FLORIDA Is mahuiAotuHhg ieatAer HOW
erS trolh the piumRSe OF tue White heron
10 MARRIAGE can ee SoIemnl6td IN
N"l2eElaha without thfec weeks no.
tee
a CAIdFoRNlAN thinks lG has discoV-
ercd the principle OF perpetual motton'
A NEW abominatlon disappeared IN the
vocabulary 'nupilated' Tor married
IN South Carolina II is unlawful to nj.
low minors to pay ten pins or billiards,
THE one species of lion that no one is
afraid ot-The dandy.lion, ...
THREE diamonds in a row have super.
seded the solitaire rs an engagement ring.
a New JERSEY locomotive pulled
seven loaded cars fifty miles in Forgive
minutes
WHY is a bashful girl like u cameleon ?
Because she often changes color
A SUGGESTIVE Spanish proverh--" The
road Byand by leads to the town of
Never"
THEY are fools who persist in being
quite miserable because they are not quite
happy.
SuAKEspEARrAN reader 10 Mr. Fahren.
heit's thermometer " Down, down, thou
climbing sorrow -
Tur wearing Of turhons has almost
hccn ahardnnrI hp tho rngro women ~
the South
prw,pn ia offered for barber who
docs moi ask Won to he sbampooed or ,,hev
your hair cut sablo
Tur Nor,pnns cop,n,aip thot ever Con.
tile Who VISITS their rnnntr. il a wa1kin,
armory '
Ran manuscript makes an editor ,b,,l,
sometimes NAT he keens a hntee of ror.
rection
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Mr. a. T. ALLEN naa the pint taken
{, " MS niiae ny teioSf"pi, "hIch mace
a ua'ioh OF IT,
a WESTERN edltor snys OF II nelghbor
:, WIN aiGlVeFIns eye'Hu' liiat he suffers
IA lhe le'' eye.
BARNuM sEorllia suffers dreadihlly from
,he heaaache, ana cFies san Tears Wb'Ie
AN Irish editor can see no earthly rca-
son why women should not be allowed 10
become medical men 80, ,w p,
"A NJ sbANp can fea9Iiy 1901 we oi'ls OF
= wig VINO ~ hot "ifeiq VI peils seen
'oollIs 'ilc STOCKINGS % hef husband.
'IHTs Is the rock OF ages, said the
t"Jne ",,r ~; ~ WV '''"'s "''' '''
S 80
y LADY 9Ihcu y e,DIe, NY, no" ga
ne was nc TGn,'eo' hht you 90
IN eFefylhlhR' MAJ ""s lis age - AL.
a MAN wa" Woiks tuI llVlhR should
marry woman talicr thah himself be
laoofef Is worthy OF MS hiEher'
The Boston car drivers complain that
Old Indies punch them in the back with
parasols when they want the car stopped
MISS PARrfHGToN writes 10 her aunt
that the bridal wave, which the papers
talk so much about, has not touched that
town for six years.
An unsuccessful at,empt ia SAID 70 be-
on foot ia MARYLAND 10 nro1ucr a ,ecor.
nrr', in nv,fere In n.b now tbrrp MIGHT
he a chance for An angIo
Mn Ctlyarn. Of Polk County. Orerou
raised this season new kind Of grass,
The seed of which was obtained Ia Peru
that grew twelve feet high.
Tow,.,t c,ir] claims tbot abo won
her bnshnnJ ~ a s,ratagern Ia fsil
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