The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1872-05-25

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City pses--Caspses.
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-Tahiag oosd-s Stealing lee.
Black Erias-C Coloesd oooks
-RE-Bseess tAs Chicago yiss.
-Ra3 wosk-l1aking laoscollan
ATTACHED couples -Oyster sheIk :
--Aatsnn huas Cutting ars wood.
-Prssdent 0rsnt b Afty ysan Cd s..at
New name foe foe-Air apparsnt
The board Il health-A pain did.
"A Solicitor General poor bagger.
"A Window shutter store post&. 4.
-KsstucaEs fruit crop promises wel
-Thspopalstioa Of London is assSseo.
"A weather rcport-A clap q thu1der.
"A spur in the head y worth two . the hssl.
-Quinins b worth it weighs h diamonds In South
Africa. N8 f<s
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Dana, Of tho sss, Is eallsd ths Hyena u the
Press.
in Gibraltar Il silver cannon ef some two hun
dred weight.
-Philadelphia papers call the morgue in that cit,
q dead failure. aa
There IL Cincinnati woman forty years Old who
has forty children.
The Hartford Times impeaches this spring a. the
meanest on record.
The six Sucs-Sioux, sous, sou, sue. sew, Sault,
who haven't shoe. . re
Fourteen millions Of dollars arc invested in daily
newspapers in Paris
There are but three steamboats, on all the naviga-
bic rivers Of Mexico.
"A Connecticut milkman proposes to grow cocoa
nuts instead OF cows.
Part Of the Adirondack Mountains is to bs Get
apart for public park.
Lake Huron 10 two and half feet lower 1t present
than It was last summer.
"A woman between six and seven feet high passed
through Kansas City lately.
The Russian language is, BY ulase, made compul
sorry In the schools Of Poland. ...
Railroads have three gauges broad gauge, y
narrow gauge, aud q mortgage.
An Iowa minister preached . sermon composed
entirely Of words Of one syllable. 6|
1t 10 not strnnge II an ass once talked like man
while 90 many men talk like asses.
The first locomotive used In England now stands
on pedestal at Darlington station. Z.
Pooh, who cares for Beecher," says Fanny Fern.
II used to 20 u school 70 his sister,.
The dead are never III. Consequently all diseases
may be classified % affections Of the liver.
The Columbus Journal says George Alfred Town
send lisps IN writing, and spells gas "Gath."
The longest bridge in the world is the Texas and
Mobile BRIDGE at Mobile. It II fifteen miles long.
Senator Sumner and General Butler have agreed
to lecture next season, II their public duties permit
The arrivals Of emigrants in New York eince
January 1st exceed twenty thousand those Of last
year. Pa
"A bill for the construction Of the Canada Pacific
Railroad has been introduced IN thx Parliament At
Ottawa,
Mr. John Russell Young and family sailed for Eu-
rope on Saturday, 4th board the steamer City of
London.
Twenty thousand women keep body and soul to-
gether in Switzerland BY their skl at the Amer work
of watch making. a sgE
-"Bil," said one apprentice to another, II don't
like boss that is always round bis shop interfering
with bis own business"
As grand finale to his Jubilee. Gilmore has now
In preparation q hrst-class boiler explosion No
charge for reserved seats.
-AMilwaukee darkcy has ened one Of the city pa
pers for libel, in charging him with being member
Of the Georgia Legislature.
"A 0reencastle, Ind, woman, seventy-two years
Of age il the mother OF ten days old baby, or was
when this paragraph set out. l.
The wickedest woman in Boston 10 named Je
NINA Jakee. She claims to have yanked nifty hus
bands from the domestic hearth.
The nrrt railroad in America was built in 1884, to
transport Quincy granite to tide water In Neponsct
river, distance OF thrse miles, ...a@s.
Theodore CRANKY computes that million dollars
are every year wasted In buttons ON the backs Ut
coats where there Il nothing to button. sg F
Maryland Jews are Obliged to leave the State in
order TO marry rs marriages not valid there unless
performed by minister Of the Gospel"
There are tribes dwelling alrcoet At the gates Of
Moscow, who know noting Of Christianity They
adore sacred tres ecisey they did 800 years ago.
Greeley .ays tina he will remain in the field who
ever y nominated at Philadelphia unless the National
Democratic Convention makes another nomination,
IN which case he win withdraw.
Victor Hugo says Of the Paris gansin: "Thefe are
two things of which he II the Tanlaluf, which he ID
always wishing for but never attainsthe overthrow
Of the eovernment and TO get bis trousers mended
Mary had little Lamb, with hair - hne - silk;
the longer Mary lived the moro she fouad that lamb
bil for N the hair was only dax that deceitful
brute but Mary hadn't much to ~, for hers was only
jute III
The ancient eaxons used to snsrave upon certain
square sticks about foot in length the course Of the
moon for the whole of the year; such carved sticks
they called almen~ght. literally. aluoonheed: hence
our modern word almanac.
The following epitaph win b put % Massini'a
tomb ..Tribste u homaget to Guissepe Massini. His
body TO 0enoa his name TO the csotars his soui 70
humanity 0aribaldi b Honorary President of The
Nonumsntal CommittsA
-Prssident Finaey, q Obsein College. has started
ost % lse4sring tour agsint ne Masonry, and -
sests that he Win MT stop speaking until svsfy M
soasc Lodge h The country is dishandcd. Il b
holds 70 his word - Win only y middle ased man
three q four centuries hsnce.