The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-03-21


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smokes when he l. rut COST
Ti,s proprietor o. eerlaiu newTa.
Isf Walls Use miles cyvfs morning 10
kesp up IL circulation.
4 Hnlf girl, after noticing for some
time tie EIiticnas gold stopping 10 Der
SAINT. front teeth exclaimed, Aunt MARI
wisi I had oappefioed teeth liko yonrs
COUNTRY editor thinks tia, Iichlicu
who declared that tie zen i mightier
shan tie swotd ought 70 have spoken
good word for ne SCISSOR
4 victim 81 Grcclcys handwriting
says lfllomee had written thsl inserip'
tion on the wall in Babylon. Bclshagtar
would have been good deal more scared
than be was
"A felioe who Ia. actually tried Il,
.ays that although theu are three scrples
la dram, ihe more drains Won take the
less scruplc. sou will have
The latest case Of absence of mind, is
that 81 young lady, who, on returning
from walk with Der lover the other
evening, raped him on The face and
bade good night TO the door,
Cousin l.lzzy-I don't think, Cousin
Joe We were Waiting IN time. Cousin
Joe Think 50 Perhaps not, II you
were keeping time TO the bass, as know
was keeping limo to tho treble.
-Aphonsc (who has had an attack Of
mothcr.n.law -Parblcu, madam, il Is
not - trouble zal your daughter Is my
wife Nom Its because she Is not an
orphan when She + married to me
An Illinois youth has been wearing
fnc plated bosom shirt, which opened
on the back, hind-side before ior more
than year He said he thought they
bad laid out good deal OF work on the
back
One Of our young girls, at an exami-
nation ii grammar, the other day, when
asked why the noun bachelor was slngu-
lar, bushingIy answered. Because It Is
so very singular they don't get married.
She went to the head.
My son, said good mother to her
Young hopeful, did you wish yonr teacher
happy New Year, No, ma'am, re-
sponded the boy. Wen, why mott Be-
cause said the youth she isn't happy nm
less shes whipping some Of rs boys, and
was afraid II ! wished her happiness
she'd 20 FOR NE.
"A citizen OF Lawrence who had
bought some pills Of quack doctor in
Boston, became neryousy fearful that
they might contain poison, and did not
take them, but his wife becoming III a
lev days after, be gave them to her,
Finding them harmless he foolishly ex-
posed his previous suspicious, and II his
vile doesn't experiment on him the next
time he Is SICK, she must be very weak
woman
"A young lady being asked by rich
old bachelor, IN not Yourself, who would
yon rather be? blushed, a she sweetly
replied, Yours, truly.
AN editor aud his wife were walking
ont in the bright moonlight one evening.
Like all editors wives, she was Of po-
ctic nature, aud said TO her mate Notice
tina, moon; how bright, and calm, and
beautiful Couldn't think OF noticing 1t,
returned the editor, for ANYTHING less
than TIE usual rates dollar aud fifty
cents for twelve lines
\ Pennsylvania editor, IA acknowl-
odgng the Gin Of peek ct onions. says;
llis such kiHdHpsse, ~ these that bring
trar. l., uar exc. Oue peck ul onions
make, ttt whole world Kin We have
iru.ted iu Providence, aud tai. Is our rc.
ward We would like a little Eiudling
wood aud some good turnips, bat tia,
would be- asking too much, so We will try
and DO without them.
Ilancrs Dfowar has the following OF
Massachusetts, bishop, who visiting one
oflha churches Of his diocease, requested
iial the children of The sunday School
Should be assembled to be caieehlhed.
Tic good bishop pat lbis question rather
suddenly 10 The little boy who stood
trembling II lhc head of The class. Who
uaile the wufldt The little fellow with
qui,eliug voice, replied I didn't The
bishop, astonisbei Il The answer, demand.
81 What iU son mean, syt stu more
heightened, The ad rplied tf-i-did-
woa'i slo--il agaiu
eouulrymau 10 Savannah observed
. gang ~ laFkle. labotiug on thc streets,
each wearing bail atl chain Ilc asked