Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

SuocKING-A magnetic battery.
The rose that all are praising-He-roes.
THE question of the hour-"How's
your horse ~
"SrILL- -L1FE"-The whisky manufac-
turing business.
ASSOCIATED dairying is becoming pop
ular in Maine.
WILLIAM TELLS chapel is said to be a
myth, because it is all in Uri.
TIE game laws do not give protection
to ''jail birds on the wing"
REALLY fashionable people will have
no wine at their receptions this winter.
THE 'foot and mouth" disease can
be caught by drinking the milk of sick
COW.
ALL sorts of queerly colored Bohemian
glass are now fashionable for dinner-sets.
BLUE and black are the only colors ad-
missible for gentlemen's neck'wear this
fall.
A LITTLE girl insists that there are
three seXes-the male sex, the female sex,
and the insects.
TOMATO plants in South California
bear ripe tomatoes every week for three
years.
AN enterprising Yankee advcrtises
| 2EuD eAICIQl0dLOT. is " 6OI
up corner in provisions
AN enterprising Danbury woman has
afflicted the tin shops with a request Tor
the ''Creditmo -biler."
A RED-HAIRED girl Of San Francisco
escaped payment of her hair-dye Dill be-
cause she was minor.
A DRUG clerk in New York has been
sentenced to prison for ten days Tor al
| tempting to commit suicide.
KANSAS is the most fertile State in the
Union. One potato hill recently turned
half bushel of rattlesnakes.
WHAT article would one naturally sup
pose a young lady would mention IN ad-
dressing an absent lover? Oakum.
A BAINBRIDGE (Ga.) man lately made
q fair meal from six cans OF oysters and
pound and half of soda crackers.
A SToHIHGToN Conn woman speaks
of her husband as her 50, coo darling, that
being the amount of his life policy.
THE young ladies of St. Augustine,
Fla, won't accept calls from young men
unless they can show their registration
papers.
| GRANTLEY F. BERKLEY, who is an au-
thority on dogs, says that "for hydropho-
bla there is no cure, and since the memo.
ry of man there never was"
IT will soon be next to impossible to at
tend fashionable dinner party in Lon
don without discovering that one OF the
guests at least has been to America.
A GENTLEMAN who was New York
milkman for twenty-five years, but is now
reformed, has bought place in DanbuTy,
whore he contemplates living.
THE present absurd fashion of wearing
| the front hair "banged" originated in
English nurseries, where the hair of very
young children is cut in this fashion to
keep it out of their eyes.
A GENTLEMAN driving through the
lower part of Richland County, South
Carolina, few days ago, ran over agood'
sized alligator that attempted to cross the
road. The wheels did not seem to dis
concert his alligatorship much.
THIS is cheerful item in the Owens
boro, KY, Shield: ANDREW Jones, of
this county, discovered den of rattle
snakes the other day numbering hun
dred and ten. The largest was seven
feet long, and three inches around the
body, and had eighteen rattles and but
ton. The smallest one was three feet
long. They were discovered in a small
cave, where they had taken up their win
ter quarters In the cave were the skele-
tons of numerous birds, coons, rabbits,
etc."
A DETROIT urchin, hearing his mother
read that apples were very wholesome,
ate seven large fall pippins the other
evening, and about midnight the neigh
bors thought another Nathan tragedy
was being enacted in the house of the
apple-eater's parents. The doctor said
if the valve on his stomach pump had
given way before he had emptied the
youth, there would have been funeral
instead Of a spanking matinee next day.
-lauS0ilLe Press.
A YOUNG and delicate but adventurous
Salt Lake lady, a few days ago, ascend.
cd the wire tramway recently completed
by the TallsjO company at Alta, in one
OF the buckets. The tramway is 1850
feet long, rises at an angle of about TWEEN
ty degrees, and the cable is suspended on
stanchions forty feet high, the bucket
hanging six feet below the wire. To
crowd assembled TO watch her, the wire
being invisible short distance away, she
seemed hoating along in the air.