Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1872-08-29

sun, to account for the redness Nv my nose.
Then hev to meet SO many kinds NV peo-
pie. We hev here the Old Abollshnist and
the old Democrat, witch are the hardest to
manage. Then comes the modified Demo-
crat who accepts niger suffrage and SIGH,
eff he kin be ashoored the Post Oils in his
native village, and the modified Republican
who is willin to swaller amnesty, and like
wise to doubt whether universal suffrage
wus good thing after all, provided he kin
be ashoored Nv the Collectors Offs wich
Grant refoozed to give him, and witch is now
held by minyun and nepot. In short we
hev all shades here, and its bother to take
care NV EN- all. don't like mulatto babies,
becoz every one Nv en- is proof positive that
there's bin adultery somewhere. For the
same reason don't like coallshun parties
They amt natral and every one Nv EN-
bears the mark Nv the sin thro witch it come
into the world. Ours is mule party, eft Their
ever wuz one, and l heartily wish we wuz
thro with it.
he'd fearful time Nv it yesterday Our
picket guard waved his flag, Horris got up
his tree, and in moment there appeared a
delegashen Nv Moo Workers escortln dele
gashen NV Southerners. l took EN- out I'M
der the tree, Horris come down, and we went
to the house, and commenst immejitly dis
cussin the questions Nv the day. The Moo
Workers wuz importers and consistently free
raiders, and the Southerners wuz free ira
ders Nv course But the great and good
Greeley wuz ekal to the emergency. He
did not deny that at various periods Nv his
life he he'd leaned somewhat to the doctrine
Nv perteckshun. What his views were now
on the important subjeck he wood not at this
time state, that is, in full. By reference to
his letter it wood be seen that all such
miner questions he'd ben left to the people
Eff tn people wanted Free Trade, Free Trade
they shood hev. Eff the people wanted per
teckshun, while bis views he'd modified
somewhat on that question, he shood-
At this pint interrupted him. My horri-
| fed vision saw that Internal flag wavln
Herbs started for his tree from sheer forct
| Nv habit but checked him and went ou
myself to meet them. 1 wUz not long left II
suspense ez to who they wuz. They wui
manufacturers from Massychooeits Here
wuz fix. Southerners and Moo York i'm
porters, and Moo England Manufacturers
all calm on Presidential candidate to
wunstl 1t wuz too late to git Greeley GU
Nv the way, and there wuz no way but to lie
EN- come together and trust to luck. | in
terdoost EN- and stood by to see the result
| Poor Horris saw the fix he WIZ in, and per
spired.
| The Moo Englanders opened by dlrec
reference to the tariff question, when
throwd myself into the breach. | remarked
that this wuz no time to fetch questions u
so little moment-that all these matters heC
bin left to the people, who wuz entirely com
petent to say wat they wantid-that gu
principle biznis wuz to clasp hands acros
bloody chasms, that reconciliation an
brotherly feelin wuz our best holt-that wa
every patriot most desired wuz to see tn
flag Nv our common country, without sta
missin, agin ioatin in the breeze, and that e
any gentleman desired to see to wat per
feckshen the next President he'd brough
turnip cultur, shood be pleased to show Ell
over the farm, and quaff with em the cooli
waters nv the spring witch he'd become 6
famous, almost, ez the Pool Nv Bethesda.
One Nv the Moo Englanders remarked ths
the flag wuz all very well-the turnips WI
all very well, and that the spring wuz yer
like the Pool Nv Bethesda, for all the ha
and blind and them with sores, he'd congre
gated there, but wat he wantid to kno
about wuz the tariff cotton goods.
Here thought l, is trouble, but thel
wuzn't. At the critikle moment the grei
and good Greeley wuz SO overcome with II
heat that he ainted and fell from his chat
witch l, with ekal presence Nv mind, seeze
him and toted him to his room. Ez la
him on his bed his child-like face wuz ILL
minated with the suggestion Nv emile ez
, remarkt, Git EN- out, d-n EN-, ez quick
| 700 kim
1 hev loved Herris Greeley from TIL
, | mint.
To avoid the constant danger Nv two pa
ties NV somewat different views comm t
, wunst, immejtly he'd the house at ChaI
paqua altered accordin to this plan