Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-09-04
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A relative beauty-a pretty cousin.
The q%ueerest thing in paper-curls.
The way to get at the root Of a thing
is tO-dig.
y sure way to make an impression
-iall down in the mud.
A table of interest is the dinner
table.
A youthful warrior--A baby in
arms.
Very near together are hearts that
have no guile.
Let US have unspoken creeds, and
these quick and operative.
\ bad style of Observation-Disclosures
among families.
One hearty laugh is better than a
bucket of tears.
What nations produces the most
marriages ?-fascination.
4 city that scots peOple-Pitts-
burgh.
Taking a drop too mueh-hanging
ones self.
The "bump of destructiveness"-A
railway collision.
What requires more philosophy
than taking things as they go?
Let reason go before enterprise and
counsel before action.
Is molasses good for a cough? Il
ought to be; it IS sold for assumption.
"Oh for a thousand tongues!" said
the lad when he crawled into a molas-
ses barrel.
England has as many people in the
almshouse as she has children in
schools.
When Adam and Eve partook Of
| the tree of knowledge, did they study
the higher branches?
The epicurean who made n desert
| of the fruits of an enterprise. picked
his teeth with the point of a joke
In conversation, a wise man may
be at a loss how to begin, but a fool
never knows how to stop.
A vinegar-hearted old bachelor says
he always looks under the head of
Marriages for the news Ofthe GCcdE.
Reason requires culture to expand
it. 1t resembles the fire concealed in
the flint, which only shows when
struck with the steel.
a hypocIite may spin 50 fair q
] 41vaaI HGnF II nnuVr AnRaTN~a his owl
eye; he may admire the cObweb, and
not know himself to be the spider.
PoIiteness knows nothing of better
and worse and thepolite person new.
er assigns inferiorisy to any one but
himstlf.
Sorrow comes soon enough without
dependency; it does a man no goot
to carry around q lightning rod to at
tract trouble.
Ifyou don't look carefully after the
bits OF your horse, you may one day b'
looking sadly after the bits OF YOU
carriage.
The other day a boy who had GU
his finger ran to his mother anC
cried: 0''Tie it up ma; tieit up quicl
for the juice is ali running outW
We should always be careful oil
whom we bestow our benefits, for ]
we bestow them upon the base-mind
ed, il is like throwing water into TIT
sea.
Sensitive New England people ar
accused of being annoyed becaus'
urchins 90 in swimming about tn
wharves whose entire bathing sui
consists Of a rag around a studied toe
Subtract from a great man all tina
he owes to opportunity and all tina
he owes to chance, all that he ha
gained by the wisdom of all his friend
and by the folly of his enemies, ant
the giant will often be Lett a pigmy
Do not be afraid because the com
munity teens with excitement
Silence and death are dreadful. Tn
rush of life, the vigor of earnest men
the conflicts of realities, invigOrate
. cleanse, and establish the truth.
Conversation in a Wisconsin store
q Polite Clerk-"Can I show you any
thing else to-day ?" L%ugubrious Gus
2 toner. mo, reckon noe. 1 lost tw
horses and my wife last fall and Ifee
pretty poor. Good span Of horses
toO.n
The latest form of Yankee cutenes
has developed itself in a town in Mas
sabhusetts, where a small boy ha
been discovered purchas ing eggs iron
the grocer on his fathers account, sci
ling them &C a restaurant, and aftel
wards dividing the proceeds with hi
mother.