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Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

DR. Mansfield is. without doubt, the most successful
pracioncrn the treatment of those complaints reauir-
ing skill secresy and experience and all other Diseases
incident TO Females that we know Of Those recurring
medical aid, both young and old, male and female viii
find it to their advantage TO consult DIR. Mansfield. t
Is a man thoroughly posted in his profession reeu
lar graduate ofmedicine, and gentleman worthy thC
confidence OF the people. Cali al his Ofce social chat
viii cost you nothing, and may he gilmore benefit to yor
than you imagine.
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
WILL, l., SOLD BY PUBLIC AUCTION

WILL BE SOLD by PUBLIC AUCTION
W on the premises the westerly side OF Vernon ST.
IN the city of Worcester, on WEDNESDAY, the llth
DAY OF September next at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon
A certain tract Of land situated westerly side OF
Vernon St. In said Worcester containing 1915 square feet
OF land, more or less, with dwelling house thereon he
ing the estate now occupied by Edward Irwin and silu-
ated next southery from the estate occupied by j. W
Doom and the same estate conveyed and described in
decd from Edward Irwin To Daniel Stevens and Charles
r Stevens dated August "a, A. ID. 1870 and recorded In
5H ' " '' oN o'o P'se
This sale is made under and by virtue of a power OF
sac contained in said mortgage the condition thereof
having been broken.
Worcester, Aug 49, 1872 d5sW a1ii
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

who have injured themselves by certain practice in
dulged in when alone, habit frequently learned from
evil companions, at school, the effects OF which are
nightly felt even when asleep, and IL not cured render
marriage impossible and destroy both mind and body
should apply Immediately What pity that young
man, the hope of his country the pride of his parents
should be natehed from all prospects and enuynents Of
Lire by the consequence of deyating from The path Of
nature and secret hanit. Such persons must before
contemplating marriage, reflect that sound mind and
body are the most necessary requisites produce con-
nubial happiness.
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
RosToN AND ALBANY RAILROAD.

aTJ sgMMER Y ARRANGEMENT commencns dH sS aoSDA1
PASSENGER r TRAINS leave Worcester:
a. moP Boston at 42OexP 925 exp. and 945 m and
The 42o m and 325 SIS and SIS 81 M Tains m star,
from washington square station; all others from Foster
For Grafton Westboro', soutlyille, Cordavc. and
For South birmingham, 426 l. 25, and Si5 am .o
S25 355, 4.3O and 9.55 m ' ifV'
For Eatiek at and 945 IiO $50 and m. '
For Wellesley Grantville, West Newton Newton
sengers the same stations can also So aks axe tie M lao raS m
wards WI minutes ''er-
o,ba3 e 40 e2eaJ train runs every day except Monday all
SUNDAY Express from Albany leaves Washington So.
station station at 80 m for Boston.
SUNDAY nj NAL leaves Washington So station $50 m,
TRAINS Leave BOSTON as follows;
FOR worcester, at 5, Z, $50 exp. exp II a m 20
SeXpreSs 45O express to Franingham $40 express 90
o,n For New York, via Springfield exp. a m, exp, Q
| New York, via Norwich, $50 exp. nm.
Grafton, 5, Z, u IN, 100 4 3Op m.
Southyille, I, Il a m, l.S6, 4.20 pm. -''' ''"'
Ashland s, I, II m j. 20 49, $50 exp. nm.
South birmingham, 5, l. $50 exp and cxp II g, ~,
I;0 2l3 exp" exp T. 43O exp. 5, $3.50 ex GG5 exp
Matick l. TO- II m, l.aO, 2I5, 3, $50 SIS, s45 IL
m; ''' ''''' -
Saxony c, 10 am. 5.55 D m.
D. 81 n IN
An outward trains run daily except Sunday ~ '
sunday MAI leaves Boston at $50 M stoppfnp at w
nGwi0n south Birmingham Worcester West Brook-
neu falher and Springfield arrives in New York at 10
am, c. q. RUSSELL Sitnit Snrin % a., ~ t' 3'0o
A. FIRTH, Asst. Sup't, Boston
rMoE0EsTER AND SPRINGFIELD DIVISION
Leave Worcester for Albany and Way Stations I,c
colnmocatiOn) at As am. '''' Vac
pm. ' '' . 4" ''' anu 4.4o
For Albany texpres) So; for New York and Albany
gNpl lO25 IN, and i3O and 1925 D III. New YnrE
fnunuaS mail leaves at 1908 m. Sleeping cars will
i.5O m train. Win
Leave Springfield for Worcester at 3 l5 Scam ISs
eSc c 40 exp $40 exp. pm. Albany Sunday express
o'5V Il m. sunday mail 1925 m (Monday).
- RAILROAD CONNECTIONS AT Albany with the New
nork Cehtla, Troy and Greenbusi and Hudson River
IUtilIoais' AtChatham with the Harlem and Hudson
a%hu anu bosI'h ana Lebanon Springs Railroads Al State
hne WIN me iosatOnic Railroad. Al Pttsaed with
e ittsned and North Adams and HOusatonc railroads
A. Wesineid with the New Haven and NorthamntoI,
Halroad At Springfield with the Hartford New Wayen
an an Spflngied and Connecticut River Railroads Al
iralmer with the New London Northern railroad Al
worcester junction with the Providence and W0rceter
2i MqiTcesier ant Nashua and Norwich and worcester
kallroads. At South Framinglam with the Rnsto,
clinton and Fitchburg, Milford South Framnghonr,
anu Lowel Railroads. @. o. RUSSELL
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
IVES LEYAN ADEM Y
wILBRAHANI, MASS.

Mixed Seminary for Ladies and Gentlemen with
equal privileges. A Business Department and Musical
given to preparation for College. Fall Term commences
Aug 81. Circulars sent application TO
jy26 w4t Z. COOKE Principal.
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

The WolfbOro branch of the Eastern railroad
was opened on Monday, forming connected
railroad route between WolfbOro and Boston.
Miss Sally Spauding, the first white woman
who ascended Mount Washington, about forty
five years ago, died in Lancaster, on the 7th inst
in the 18th year of her age.
Manchester was treated TO hurricane on Fri
day evening, which destroyed a barn fifty feet
long, belonging to T. j. Wiggin, and played
grand havoc with the apple trees and crops
Nothing like it has been known in that sec
tion since the terrible tornado which passed
over Kearsarge mountain and Sunapee lake years
ago.
The Keene musical association closed a yery
successful convention with a concert, Friday
evening, under the direction of L. o. Emerson
and Scion Wilder of Boston. The Mendelssohn
quintet club were present, and Mrs Julia HOus-
ton West and Misses FesSenden, Winch and
Arbuckle were the leading soloists. The con-
vention netted 5000 above expenses and was
large patronized by singers from New Hamp-
shire, Vermont and Massachusetts,
The heavy rains in New Hampshire the past
week have considerably washed the roads lead
ing to the mountains, and swollen the streams
The damage done TO the crops is quite large eX-
tensive fields of rye having been cut in some
instances, and left to rot on the ground, as no
opportunity existed for gathering it in proper
condition. The seectmen of towns are COM
| PEELED to employ large number of hands to
keep the highways in a passable state. To re-
pair these in the little town of Lisbon. an ex-
pendture of one thousand dollars Would be re-
quired, it is thought
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
DROvIDENCE & WORCESTER Rail,

PROVIDENCE & WORCESTER RAIL-
n ROAD. arrangement of trains, commencing Mon
day, July S. 1872. ~
Express Train, tstopping only at woonsocket and ny
bridgeO leaves Worcester at lO5 a. M: Providence t
2l5 p IN. "'
ACCOMMODATION Trains will leave Worcester Cor prov,
dence and way stations at I,IO (exp from WoonsocLct
and IL 80 a. m, 400 (exp. from WoonSocketj and 10
y. m. ''' 'i'u '''V
Providence for Worcester and way stotons al a Os
(eXpressl AZ and ii l.f5a m. and A. 80 D. m '' " ""'
The sos texp.) and 740 u (maIi and Ia N ~, to,,
trains rom Providence, and the TO- IL m cx xnresS Xxx
lUO una! and 1,40 p m trains from Worcester con- %
meet at worcester Junction with trains 10 ana fro,
Ghnlnnfllehhnrg Rutland. Saratoga Montreal Noshvn
Lowell Lawrence. Concord. and tile White Monntain..
North West. ~ '' e"'" r"i's' ana polna
points ''oN NVNeu '""llHpofthnL
, Ihe Worcester trains, except express and 7Aon,,
Wn u. oohsocket Junction with talp 10 and ram'
miioIu nd at Waterford with trains nf th mi, i,oh
HARTFORD ana Erie railroad VI 'iu huAtoh'
, SPECIAL TRAIES
Leave Providence tor Waterford q M T, ", as, Jar,
putnam and Norwich " '"'ia '"I HouthDflIge,
Leave WOOnsOcRet ct for pro,lIe,,co ,t a :. . -. s m
IoaNo IIrLTrNluehce tor UNbrldge at 400 mn SOW "
ioane iae vN2Nofuge for Providence at 800 M
i ioane waterford for Providence at 500 m
y,,.eaaNc uAb1lge for Worcester nj 3b n N, Iaaya
"TTreGster Ts,,lelor lor uX6ridge at 9 20 D. M ''' "''
A. LII ~ miThe ~ Milford for Worcester and prnyideure nj
~ % sns ilVu " and iW M WoOnsockci G,r Milford
~ '"'' "'' ana l'dO and $50 pm.
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
ME DI G Al OFF ICE.
No. 5 Pleasant St., near Main.
WORCESTER, MASS.
DIR. MANSFIELD

has established Grand Medical Office for tile
Radical and Permanent Cure OF all diseases or de
rangements of the Genital Orgms or system which
will be treated scientifically and the most approved
principles - Syphilis GonOrrh9a, Geet, Structures
seminal Weakness, Nocturnal Emissions. Female Weak :
ness, Pains in the Back aud Loins Whites Gravel
Nervous Diseases Ilunors. Dyspepsia Piles Ec
DR. Mansfield will cure all OF the above Diseases by
his new and improved method in short time giving
entire satisfaction to his patients R SpermatOrrhea
permanently cured and Lost Manhood Restored.
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

iairNH ~ RG WORCESTER r.. r.
Mo>lnnV >lnnVtMAER ARIA NGEMENr = Commencing an
ter y "SSohser lImhs Tor WOrees-
Sen% senVe ttitchburg, q m. 1880 and SOpm
11uutn rltchDure, S.0J a IN, II "a and bN nm
ihe43ni,nESler, s.l2 m, LOO and 500 p m.
Ntus Nnatus crossing. S.l7 IN, " and BO7 M,
ittt junction. h26 a M, rs and H. IS D M.
nnterllng Center, 1888 u IN, 40 and q 20 nm,
asselker Trains for Fitchhurg-
Leave Woroetter, o 30 and II Is a M and 20pm
STERLING Junction, 707 and II 81 a m, and on b m
SSteflns Centre, "a and 1905 m, and Or y IN.
Ifalts Junction 72O m, and ~ IA and g. ID D M
yates Crossing 20 u m, l2.22 and b2i
Ieomnstcr 7a0 m, 1880 and $50 D M,
south Fitclburg, 81 q m, u 80 andb 81 D M
RAlLRoAD CONKEoTloNs.-Ihe $50 nnd II lba IA and
100 p m trains irom Worcester connect at FitoIbnpS
with the Cheshire and kuand and Burlington Il II inT
a points north and west also, connect NJ Fitchbnrg
and BrattebOr0' and intermediate stations
The 800 II m and u 80 m train from Fitcbburg con,
meet at Worces er with Boston Worcester Providevn
n Worcester. Norwich Il Worcester Railroads s1t
Western II II for New York and the West Ma Sprinwt
field. ~ 'F'i"bN
The $50 IN train nom Fltchburg connects NJ wo,A
cester witiNOrwicl d Worcester Steamboat Train a.,
New Gg YoTk E,Sn VA New LONDON X 4. BLOOD, supf
Fltehburg May J. 1911, du
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

Inc mouse OF George Nye of ST. A lbans, was
struck by lightning ON the afternoon of the 9th
ana Mrs. Nye instantly killed.
Application to the next Legislature will be
the centre of the state, from Newport on the
north through Montpelier, Chelsea, Woodstock
ana CaVendlsh, to Brattleboro on the south.
man IN Jamaica, within the last six years
has mad born TO him by his first wife pair of
twin daughters, and, by second wife one pair
oi twin boys and another pair of twin daugh-
teIs-three pairs OF twins by two mothers.
Inc photographic survey Of Vermont, is 60
ing forward under the direction OF the secretary
of the state board of agriculture. Blanks have
peeh seht 10 every town IN the state, and they
nave generally received the attention which the
sunect ueihalus
scene, ingrsday, on Bang train on the Yer
mont ana massachusetts railroad: Two young
men, win immaculate shlrt DoSoms red neck
les ana 1reeley hats send boy with two
Dags OF popcorn 10 two young ladies in the next
seat, husoahd OF one oil the young ladies steps
up from another seat and gives each young
sent Dldck eye, winch is received by them
WIN aumiraDle lneeknesS and by the passengers
| with shouts OF laughter. Moral Never send
| popcorn 10 lady strangers-unless you are sure
lhelr husbands are not on the train
| CONNECTICUT.
Watch Hill batbers have been friobtenod b,
the appearance of two sharks-not oyer.erow1
| dog-fSh but regular map-eaters The hatbs
| down there are not as popular as tbey were
The Congregational church at Midtown was
| struck by lightning last week. but was not
much injured fortunately, a disarranqement Of
the furniture inside being the only damage sus.
| tanned.
The tobacco crop Of Connecticut for the wear
| ending June l. 1870, was S.328.798 pounds of
find seed leaf ouoted a. fro1, 10 q, % an,, Vi :,
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

primary school at Monson, was drowned Saur-
day afternoon while bathing. He was 26 years
old.
A large snoe mandatory, employing eight
hundred hands, is about TO he started in West
field, probably near the depot, by a COMPANY.
who are now carrying on extensive works in
New Jersey, which they will discontinue as soon
as the Westfied factory is startled
A thousand dollars has been subscribed for
the Deneht OF Brewster and MiXter, who lost
their arms by the firing Of cannon at the Grant
and Wilson flag raising at Westfeld, and posi-
tion as night watchman for lille in the Jessup 4
Latiin paper mill has been offered to one of the
sufferers.
The tornado which swept through Long
meadow and Wilbraham on Saturday levelled
the tobacco fields in its path, destroyed $1,000
worth OF property on D. G. Maynard's farm,
carried capstone to wall, weighing $50
pounds, 50 feet, carried fence rails and branches
OF trees 90 rods and drove them three feet into
the ground. AT Deacon Horace Clark's on Stony
Hill, Wllbraham, large apple tree was torn
up by the roots and carried eight rods over a
stone wall without touching it, and nearly every
tree in the garden was blown down. A part of
the new barn, 40 by so feet was unroofed, and
two tobacco sheds completely Frustrated The
damage done to Wilbraham academy is eSti-
mated at S5000 The course of the tornado is
plainly marked for distance of five and half
miles, and if the timepieces of the people of the
locality agree the whole distance was travcrsed
in less than 20 minutes.
HAMPSHIRE COUNTY.
A Northampton lady, swho has been visiting
IN Worthington this summer, is credited with
having gained 100 pounds during her stay there
BERKSHIRE COUNTY.
During one Of the thunder storms. last week,
the house OF Bennett Holmes, in Cheshire was
struck by lightning, the fluid passing into the
sitting room, where were four persons. After
moving ii table some two feet, turning a plate
ON the table bottom up, throwing a lamp to the
floor and killing cat in the room, the current
passed into a closet, where it created sad havoc
with milk pans and stone jugs, after which it
passed off through the cellar. The neghbors
who came to see what damage was done, found
a little girl crying because her cat was dead, and
the other inmates Of the house for the time
struck dumb on account of the effects of the
electricity. sssa
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
MORTGAGEES SALE.-Rr ,iI.tiln of


q MINIMUM EALTH OF MASSACHU-
~ SETTS.-WOrcester Probate Court 10 the
Next OF Kim and all Persons interested in the Estate of
HAMILTON LEWIS, Of Charleston, South Carolina
said County, minor, Greeting:
Whereas, Joseph w Lewis, the Guardian of said
NOR, has presented his petition for license to s9i al
private sale certain real estate therein specified of his
said ward for investment: IVY " "
You are hereby cited to appear at a Probate Court
70 DC holden at Worcester in said County on the rsl
should not be granted ' VIZ ~
And said Joseph w. Lewis is ordered to serve this
citation by publishing the a week. in the Wor
cester Daily Spy, newspaper printed at Worcester
three weeks successfully the last publication to be one
day at least. before said Court
Witness Henry Chaplin, ESQ., Judge OF said Court
this fourth day Of August in the year eighteen hundred
and seyenty-two
au7' ~ ''-'"' i'S5'9'el'
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

Ladies' married and single, can consult Dr. Halock OF
l private and delicate arrangements, with every asslr
anee OF relief Dr. llallock gives his exclusive attention
10 Tue treatment of all Female Complaints, from what
EVER cause arising. Perfect secresy In all cases Boart
hh1 the best of nursing for patients who wish remair
under treatment. DR.. HaOck Is acknow edged INC
leading physician In Boston in the treatment of rouhc
OF private and confidential nature His remedies ar,
sure SAFE reliable, and warranted enectual In ever,
case His medicines are preparod I'm his avn nrjsti
laboratory, thus securing in every case a reliable prep
stances. "' ""p
BRARCH OFFICE-2O3 Front ST., Washington
Square, Worcester, Mass. open from A.M,toe
IN dtf -" - ~'
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
A GENTS WANTED-For CHAMBERLIN's $
srRuGGLE oF .ae.

STRUGGLE OF '72.
Norelty il Political 0al Popular Literature
Contains History OF the Republican, Democratic, and
Liberal Parties Inside view Of the Cincinnati Conven-
ton and minor tickets side shows. Review ofGrant 5
administration, and queer record Of Horace Greeley II
lusiraied Octave, near 500 pages. book wanted by
every citizen Send Sl00 for outfit and territory.
UNION PUBLISHING co, Philadelphia, Pa, Cincin-
natl. o.. Sprngheld Alass.. savannah, Ga. wat au2
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

FFA NORFOLK AND BALTI-
II e$s9 MORE AND WASnINGToN, u. G.
I~.M.tS STEAMSHIP LlNE.-Steamshins of This
nE2kEzkc5 Line sail from end OF Central Wharf Bos-
ton, ShMl-WEEkLf, at 2SO p. NJ, for NORFOLK and
baltimore.
WiiILLIllAaM KENNEDY,; Capt. Henry D. Foster.
MddhELnANA MM5tEiAI AtNAWhhNcE' E% h A SidMsi IaiIct
WILLIAM w tii ~ CRANE.... Capt solomon Howe.
Freight forwarded ron Norfolk to Peiers6urg and
chmond, BY river or rail and by the Virginia and Ten.
hessee AR Line, TO AL points in Virginia Tennessee Ala
bama and GeOrga and over the Seaboard and Roanoke
Iailroad to all points North and SouIh Carolina: hy
places Wett. w "
Through rates given TO South and West
Fine passenger accommodations.
Fare, including bertls meals: 10 Norfolk Sis M
time ~ hoursi TO baltimore, Sl5-tlme 65 hours
n. sA MFSON, Agent.
mo ou oS Central Wharf, Boston.
pACIFIC MAIL S. S. CO. IS throuob line
= TO California and China Fares greatly TTadncad
steamers leave Pier No. 42NOrth River foot of Cana
street, at IL o'clock; noon; on the '"'
10TH, NTH AND 3OrII
except when these days fall Sunday-tlen te anv
previous ' '"'u"F
August 20. steamer OCEAN QUEEN, Cant II p
with steamer ARIZONA, Capt. -. no " "'i"'"
All departures connect at Panama with stoon,or. IT,,
Centrai american and South Pacific ports Deparitpe
OF 18TH touches at Kingston Jamaca ''P"i'"e
FOX JAPAN AND CIlINA-Steamer 1 ApAN .nt
leave san Francisco August 81. lS12 " ~ viii
one hundred pounds baggage allowed eacb adm,
At Aoerleheed surgeon ON board. Medicine and Al
For Freight or Passage Ticket or further tr,,.,a,,
apply ~ lhe cOmpanys ticket office. on thc Wbar ~ ~
X BABY AGENT TO RICE, WHITING a niiiio,33E' nniIiiii VIZ
corner Main and Pearl Streets Worcester or ~ e
ior ris new England a., Q. l.; BARTLETT 4 COZ,
u" wv ~ Broad street, Boston
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
THE SECRET MEDICAL COUNsELOR

new Medical Work written by Dr. f. IIalloek. wbo
mas had greater success in the Treatment of Diseases
Nc are described IN THIS work than perhaps fell
70 the lot of mortal man II treats on Lost Manhood
Nervous and General Debility, Seminal Weakness, and
Sent free on receipt Of stamp. Address 'IIaock Med
iCa Institute
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

The house of George Nye of st. lbans, was
struck by lightning ON the afternoon of the 9Th
and Mrs. Nye instantly killed
Application to the next Legislature will be
made for continuous line of railway through
the centre of the state, from Newport on the
north through Montpelier, Chelsea, Woodstock
and Cavendish, to BrattleborO on the south
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20
EOR BOSTON VIA GROTON ,JIJNO.
Il TIoN.-Cars leave Worcester at $50 and II Is a m

Returning, leave Boston at 625 and II a M and nm
Cars run through. Baggage checked through without
Worcester daily spy., 1872-08-20

A Northampton lady, .who has been visiting
in Worthington this summer, is credited with
having gained 100 pounds during her stay there
RERE SHIRE COIrNTY
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-04-21

THE SPARRowS OF THE TUILERIES.-"It
is" says the Pail Mall Gazette, "a sign of a
perhaps exceptional return of confidence
in the stability of affairs in the French
Capital that the sparrows are beginning to
go back to their old haunts and habits in
the pleasantest sights of Paris in former
times to watch the hosts of birds in the
public gardens gathering around the visi-
tors and fearlessly picking up the crumbs
of bread which every true Partisan carried
with him in his afternoon stroll for the de-
lectation of les petits oiseaur.' But with
the war the birds, like their protecrors, fell
upon evil times. When the garden of the
Tuileries was transformed into a military
camp the majority of the birds, finding
their tranquility strangely disturbed, few
away In search of quister quarters. Those
that remained during the siege were killed
and eaten, and at the signing of the armis-
tice there was not bird in any of the
gardens in the city. In the months of
March and April the sparrows, blackbirds
and wood-pigeons again took possession of
the Tuileries garden, and chirped as mer-
rily as if the Imperial flag still f1oated over
the clock tower. Then came the burning
of the palace, and on the morning after the
disaster the trees were once more tenant
less, save for q few scorched fedglings
found in the ruined nests. From that day,
it is said, neither black birds, wood pigeons
nor ring doves have been seen in the gar
den. An attempt was made during the
past summer to reintroduce them, but the
couples brought few away as soon as they
were released from the cage. The spar
rows, more hopeful of the future, have,
however, returned with the early spring,
and with them has reappeared the familiar
form of the sappriroiseur,' with his penny
roll of bread and his changing circle of
unceremoniOus guests"
The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-04-21

| NOSES AND SNoRING.-Those who are
| cursed with an Informed nose, can now
have it "quickly shaped to perfection" for
the ridiculously small sum of ten shillings
and sixpence. A continuance has it seems,
been patented by an enterprising London
tradesman which, "if applied to the nose
for an hour daily" SO "directs the soft car
tilage of which the member consists" that
the ugliest proboscis in creation, becomes
sin a few days" q nose worthy to figure
upon a chef d'0uUre of Phidias or Poly cle-
tus. Whether, while it is being worn, this
new aud wonderful instrument is orna-
mental to the patient and soothing to the
soft cartridges we are not informed, nor are
we told whether, by persistent use of it, a
noseless man can afford to dispense with
the Talicotian operation. We must not,
however, be too skeptical. We all know
that in the Western States of America an
instrument called ''nose warmer" is in
large request. 1t is a sort of extinguisher
or nose mug. lined with fur, which, when
once it is hoisted, is, if not exactly decor
Gus, yet at any rate warm and comfortable.
Nor is the "nose-warmer" the only patent
of modern nasologists. Snoring is of all
bad habits the most intolerable and it is
comforting to know that device has been
found out to mitigate it's horrors. A long
and flexible tube leads from the nose of the
sounds which he creates awake their au-
thor. He, in effect, consumes his own
snoring, much as a we'll constructed factory
chimney consumes it's own smoke, and,
being thus convinced of the enormiy of his
own sins, learns to repent him, and to keep
his own nose under better control. 1t is
evident, then, that Slawkenbergius left
much to be desired. That book should
have been written upon noses in an age
which knew nothing of nose-warmers, nose
correctors, or snore consumers is but an
other proof how great was the presumption
of our ancestors. Meantime the new nose
lousy small sum of ten shillings and six
pence, "post free" And yet we daily see
human beings in our street with noses that
are Disgrace to humapity.-LOHdon Court
Journal.