The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1872-08-08

which more frequently prove fatal, but
none the effects Of which are so depressing
to the mind and so positively distressing to
the bodJ. II there Is wretohed being in
the world il is
A CONFIRMED DYSPEPTtC.
We have said that dyspepsia Is perhaps
the most universal of human diseases.
This Is imphatically the case in the United
States. Whether this general prevalence
is due to the character of the food the
method of its preparation, or the hasty
manner in which It is usually swallowed,
is not our province TO explain. The great
fact with which we are called to deal is
this;
DYSPEPSIA PREVAILS
almost univet sally.
Nearly every other person you meet Is
victim, an apparently willing one; we're
this not the case, why SO many sufferers,
when certain, speedy and safe remedy is
within the easy reach Of all who will
avail themselves Of III But says dys.
peptic: What is this remedy? to which we
reply; This great allevator Of human
suffering Is almost as widely known as the
English language. II has sllayei the
agonies of thousands, and Is to-day carry
comfort and encouragement to thousands
of others. This acknowledged panacea is
none other than
DR.. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BtTTERS
Would you know more Of the merits of
this wonderful prepaI alton than can be
learned from the experience Of others?
Try it yourself, and when it has failed to
fulfil the assurance of its efficacy given by
the proprietor, then abandon faith in 1t.
LET 1T BE REMEMBERED,
first of all, that HOOFLAND'S GERMAN
BITTERS is as arum beverage.
They are composed wholly of the pure
juice or vital principle of roots. This is
not mere assertion The extracts from
which they are compounded are prepared by
one of the ablest of German chemists. Their
effects can be beneficial only in all cases of
the hillary system. Hoof ,nd's German
Bitters stand without an equal, acting
promptly and vigorously upon the liver;
they remove its torpidity and cause health
full secretion Of bile-thereby supplying
the stomach with the most indispensable
elements Of sound digestion in proper pro-
portions.
They purify the blood, cleansing the
vital fluid ,'all hurtful impurities and su-
planting them with the elements of genuine
healthfulness.
Now, there are certain classes Of per-
sons to whom extreme Bitters are not only
unpalatable, but who find 1t impossible to
take them without positive discomfort. For
such DR.. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
has been specially prepared. It Is intended
for use where slight alcoholic stimulant
Is required in connection with the we'll
known Tonic properties of the pure Ger
man Ditters.
HOOFLAND'S TONIC
acts with almost marvellous effect II not
only stimulates the tagging and wasting
energies, but invigorates aud permanently
strengthens its action upon the Liver
and Stomach thorough, perhaps less
prompt than the Bitters, when the same
quantity is taken is none the less certain
Indigestion, Billiousness. Physical or Ner-
vous prostration, yield readily to its po-
tent influence. It gives the Invalid a new
and stronger hold upon life, removes de-
preston Of spirit. and inspires cheerful
ness. But DR.. Hoofland's benefactions to
the human race are not confined to his
celebrated GERMAN BITTERS, or his
invaluable TOS1c. He has prepared an
other medicine, which is rapidly winning
its way to popular favor because of its in
trinsic metits. This is HOOFLAND'S
PODOPHYLLIN PILLS, perfect substi-
tute for mercury without any Of mercury's
evil qualities.
These wonderful Pills. which are Intend.
ed to act upon the Liver, are mainly com.
posed Of Podophyllin, or the vital princi-
pie Of the mandrake root. It is the medi-
cinal virtues of this health giving plant in
a perfectly pure aud highly concentrated
form. The Podophyliin acts directly on
the Liver, stimulating its functions and
causing II to make Its hillary secretions in
regular aud proper quantities. The inju-
rious results which invariably follow the
use of mercury Is entirely avoided by
their use. But it Is not upon the Liver
only that their powers are exerted. The
extract Of Mandrake contained In tn EN- is
skillfully combined with four other ex-
tracts, one Of which acts upon the stomach,
one upon the upper bowels, one upon the
lower bowels. and prevents any gripping
effect, thus producing pill that influences
the entire digestive and alimentary system,
in an equal and harmonious manner, and
its action entirely free from nausea, vomit-
ing or gripping pains common to all other
purgatives.
Possessing these mulch desirable qualities
the Podophyllin becomes invaluable as q
FAMILY MEDICINE.
No household should be without them.
They are perfectly safe, require but two
for an ordinary dose, are prompt and eff
cient in action, and when used in connec-
tion with DR.. Hoofand's German Bitters.
or Tonic, may be regarded as certain spe-
cifcs in all cases Of Liver Complaint, Dys-
pspsia, or any Of the disorders to which
the system is ordidarly subject. The
POD0PHYLLIN PILLS
act upon the stomach and bowels, carrying
of improper distractions, while the Bitters
or Tonic purify the blood, strengthen and
invigorate the frame, give tone and appe.
tite to the stomach, and thus build up the
invalid anew.
DR.. Hoofsnd. having provided internal
remedies for disease, has given the world
one mainly for external application, in the
wonderful preparation known as
DR. H0OFLAND'S GREEK OIL.
This Oil is sovereign remedy for pains
and aches of all kinds.
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Toothsche,
Chilblains, sprains, Burns, Pain in the
Bsck and Loins, Riugworms, etc., etc., all
yield to its external application.
Taken internally, II Is q euro for Heart
burns, Kidney Diseases, Sick Headaches.
Colo, Dysentery, Cholers Morbus, Cramps.
Pains in the Stomach, Colds, Az hma, etc.
These remedies will be sent by express
70 any locality, upon application TO the
m,MynrAL slarvS UrriuE. at the GERMAN