Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1872-05-22
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"Buy your vaccine virus here, our cal
Is great deal sicker than that of any
other establishment"
The jolly local Of paper in Boon,
county says: "Come where my Low,
lios dreaming--and see how she looks
without any paint on her face"
Bad habits are thistles of tho heart
and every indulgence of them is seed
from which will spring new crop Of
weeds.
Kindness is the music Of good will
to all men; and on this harp the
smallest fingers may play heavens
sweetest tune on earth.
Seven years of silent inquiry are
useful to man to learn the truth, but
fourteen to learn how TO make il
known to his fellow men.
"Talk about the jaws of death !!
exclaimed a man who was living with
his third scolding wife, al tell you
they're no touch to the jaws of life p
Affectation in any part of our car.
riage' is lighting up a candle to our
defects, and never fails to make us
noticed, either as wanting sense or
wanting sincerity.
"Aro you guilty or not guilty p
asked the clerk Of arraigns, Of an
Irish prisoner the other day. "An
sure now" said Pat, "what are you
put there for but to find that out p
The bayonet derives its name from
the place where it was invented, Bay.
onne, in France, and was first used in
battles as weapon by the French in
the year 1908, and soon became uni.
versal.
Polite Clerk-"Can l show you
anything else today p Lugubrious
Customer--"No, Ireclion not. lost
two horses and my wife last fall, and
l feel putty poor. Good span Of
horses, too"
A South Carolina Legislator sent
up the following memorandum to the
Clerk: "Leeve is asked to bring a
Bill to altar the time for the Legisla
ter to meat. Referred to the comfy
on Religion"
Fort Pickering mound. where bis.
tory locates DeSoto, when he took a
glimpse at the Mississippi from Presi.
dents Island to the Hen.and- Chickens,
has been transformed into beer gar.
den and dance ground
A woii-bred person never heeds an
impertinent remark. A kind of dis.
Greet deafness saves one from insult,
from much blame, and from not lit.
tie apparent connivance in dishonora.
BILE conversation.
A young lady in Massachusetts,
town has taken up dentistry for liv.
ing. All the gentlemen patronize her.
One young man has become so hope.
lessly infatuated with her, consequent.
ly he hasn't a tooth in his head.
An aged negro made application for
food at Washington, claiming it as q
Constitutional privilege. "Why," said
he, ~ understand dars provisions in
de Constitution for de coored folks,
and | haven't had de fust crumb
yet"
When we think that every house
might be cheered by intelligence, dis.
interestedness, and refinement, and
then remember in how many houses
the higher powers ard affections of
human nature arc buried as in tombs,
what a darkness gathers over society.
A Boston minister says he once
preached on "The Recognition OF
Friends in the Future" and was told
after service by hearer that it would
be more to the point to preach about
the recognition of friends here, as he
had been in the church twenty years
and didn't know any of its members.
Some ingenious Yankee has invent.
ed process by which maple.sugar
can be made out of common New Or.
leans molasses, havoring it by steam.
ing maple.wood. The next thing we
are looking for is process whereby
they will make honey from cod liver
oil, favoring it with bees.wax.
Before you ask favor of any man
just consider three things: First
Can you not avoid itY Second. Can
the one you apply to grant itY Third.
Would you, if your Places were revers-
cd, do for your friend what you ask
him to do for you? tits well to think
OF this, as it may change the whole
question.
Olive Logan commenced one of her
lectures at Newark, recently, with the
remark: "Whenever | see a prettv
girl, want TO clasp her 10 my arms
$50 do we," shouted the boys 10 tho
gallery. For moment Olive was
non -plussed, but recovering her self
possession, she replied, "Wcll boys,
don't blame you"
A man who can retire from the
world to seek entertainment in his closet
has a thousand advantages which 9th.
er people have no idea of. He is mas
ter Of his own company and bis own
pleasures, and can command either
the one or the other, according TO his
present circumstances or temper All
nature is ready for'his view, and all
ages of mankind appear at his call.
lie can transport himself to the most
distant regions, and enjoy the best and
politest company that ever the world
afforded.
A beautiful young lady who had al.
lowed the tendrils Of her heart to twine
fondly around a strapping great con.
ductor on a borc car, had her affection.
ate nature crushed by the discovery
that he was taking fare from her, and
dead heading another girl who lived
on the same street. She did not eat
pickles and pine away, but wrote him
an affecting epistlc, which read p
"fou want to nok down enutf stamps
to get me paisler shawl and a doiiv
warden before Sunday or will put an
awning over that girls eye the next
time ! meet her in society. You hcer
me-