Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-08-16
Clippings.

An old maid with more bHaes than flesh, is
wiring letters through tbs pAFers, advising
Young girls not tn m,rry. Poor thing: she don't
know how il i'd herself.
The word lore in the Indian language, is
hemendamaHrchwsger How nicely it
would sndud, whispered in a lady'a ear,
sch earlenda nourtchwager you"
A Frenchman cannot prououncs Ship" This
word is sheep" in his month. Seeing an irnn-
clad. he said 10 a boy, "Ish dis a war sheep ?"
NO." answered the boy. its a ram"
Dolly Warden has had short and very igua-
minious career in London. mo lady" says ths
Queen, the ladies' newspaper, "will hereafter
dishgure herself by wearing one of these uow
vulgar costumes"
"What is the M tier With you, Uncle raby;
what makes you walk 50 lam? well,
jined a temperance 'sety bout month ago, and
have drank u thing but water since, and spect
its got into INV jints, and kinder rusted EN-"
| Boston gir' being asked il she had nst once
! been engaged to a"party by the name OF Jack
son, "wh0 was at the time a Harvard student,
languidly repled'' remember the circumstances
perfectly but am not certain Abuut the nanIs." !"
/ Thirty thousand head of buff ,loes, we're killed
during the nnnlh of May. 90 South western
plains, for their hides alone. The first csst of
a buif,lO-rube is now but two dollars. This
can only result la the early extinction OF these
animals.
| well known Bostonan rs years nf age, who
has suffered forty years from distress in his
stomach, which he thought came from some liv-
| i've creature here, was last wetk ItleGd Uf n
brown Snake fifteen INCHES long aud tbres-eigths
of an inch ia diameter
A muddy stream, dIwing into Que clear and
sparkling, hr tim runs along by itself A lit
I Al a IL
pure. So with youth, untouched by sin, may for
time keep its purity ia foul CON tAny, bat lit
tie later and they ningls.
A Wife in San Francisco lately put a petition
for divorce in the cpurt, ia the ground that her
husband was a "cOnfnundsd iOnl." The Judge,
who was an I'D bachelor, would not admit the
plea because, he said, evey man who gets Ia Irried
wonld be liable II the same imputatOa.
| During the war an III h peasant. who vas
posted with musket 0n duty and had yandered
ltle out Of his position, was acco,red oy an Of
bcer with, 'What are you here fur" Path,
y"ur honor" said Pat, with his accustomed
grin of good humor, "they told me am here for
century"
thick headed Squire, being worsted by
Sydney Smith, took his revenge by eKciaiming F.;
III had son who was an idiot, by Jovel ia
make him parson
VERY probably was the cutting reply Of the
eccentric clergy Hiia but | see yOur father was
of a different aiiud.'
Read Adgieei Never drink Joliet whs-
key.
We we're immediately changed. We thonght We
were a citizen of Chicago. Went over tn the
sherman Huuse and commenced abusing 81.
Louis and 81. Lnus man knncked us down
Then NC went u the Briggs House and tackled
Cincinnati and a Ciucinnati alan threatened to
buiid suspension bridge from our nose to thu
let ear, We weUt down 10 the Board of Trade
aud endeavored To swiudle them out Of few thou
sand bushels Of wheat, in fact we did as Chicago
men do and were soon brought up by q police-
man who requested us to 60 slow.
Young men, Heoer, never, drink Joliet wbiskey.
II makes fool Of man aud don't make GAOl a
man.
Captain I. NJ. Michaels came along and res
eued Us. lie lives in Chicago