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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

In M IA bers there is safety. 1t was upon tina
principle that the formula OF Jadsons AoUK-
TAIN Il ERB PILLs was prepared. DR.. Judson
intending to spend fortune in advertising an
pills, submitted his recipe 20 the revision o.
the most Intelligent and learned physicians o.
the age, snd the result is simple but most EN-
cacious medioins-ths JUDsoEs McUErAIs
HERB PILLS. They purify the blood, remove al
distractions, cIea Sc the skin of all pimpleI
and blotehos, and are perfectly sure and safe II
their operation. The JUDsos's MOUNTAIN II RI
Pulls care Biiliousaess, Female irrsg ularities
Headache, and many Of the diseases arising
from impure blood and deranged digestion
Use tie Judson's Mountain Herb Pills, ano
when you have proved their virtue reeommen
them to your friends. They are both sugar
coated and plain. For SAFE everywhere.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

The THEATRE Darts Hall was well
6lled las: evening on the opening night OF
the LAngrishe Comedy Company. The
comedy Of the Poor Gentleman" was well
rendered-All the players showing a thor
cuzh understanding of stage business. The
srote,que ballet was highly erj 5yed b. the
audience as well as the closing farce, The
acting Of Mr.. LAngrishe was fully up to the
high reputation which he enjoys aud the
whole performance was Of a character de-
serving patronage.
They will present this evening", "Grounds
for Divorce" the Demon dance from the
BLACK Crook, by the earle family, clos
ing With the lsugbable farce entitled Ger.
irudes Lovers" A large attendance is ez-
pscted
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

"a ITH Its gloomy attendants, ley spirits
w depression, involuntary emissions, loss
CT semen, sPernRtarrhosa, loss Of power,
di1zy hssd, loss Of memory, and threaten ed
impotence and iabeeility, fad a sovereign
cure in HUHPHKEYs' EoME0PATEIC
SPECIFIC No. TWENTY EIGET. Com
posed OF tho Bost valuable mid and potent
Curativea, they striks eat once II the root Of ths
matter, tone up the system. arrest tho dis
charges, sad in p&E, gor and energy, life and
vitality TO tue entire man. They have cured
thousands Of cases. Price, IS per package Of
FIVE boxes sad large s. vial, whion is very in
portant to obstinate or old cases, or { per sin
gle box. Sold by ALL Druggists, aud SEN
by mail on receipt Of price. address, HUMPH
REYs' SPECIFIC HOMEOPATHIC MEDI
CINE CO., 662 BRoADwAr, NEW York.
ChAs A. Benser sod c, sPidsl, Agents fol
Rock Island,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

l tell all my friends to use the best medi-
um in the world for coughs, colds and CON
sumption.-DR. WIsTAR's BALsAM oE Win
CHERRY, for ] have seen it work wonderful
cures.
feel as if was ungrsteful if l did moi
co all could for the medicine that saved
my life, also, it has saved the lives of two oi
my brothers, who, like me, were afflicted
with Hereditary Consumption. Your CRATE
full friend, VIZ. FRAxoIs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
TO THE LADIES.
Browns French Dressing

viii make Ladies and Chljrsn's Boots ssd
Shoes that have become rough and red, and La
dies Travelling Bags, which look so old znC
rusty that they are s>haGed to carry them, loci
just as good new. 1t will not rub uif, o.
smut when wet. S flens thu leather.
No lady Wi: DO without It after tri al
Beware Of limitations and counterieits.
ALSO manufacturers OF Blaeklng Gnd Drsas
ing fer all kinds OF Leather. For sale every
where b. Y. BROW q Co, PrsPrietors,
Augldw3m Boston.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
QUARANTINE. new YORK..
TRADE MARK.

Dr. D. H. Bissel, Physician in-Chief OF tue Hospl-
tal shin Falcon = Quarantine, New York Harbor,
writes " / have given your MIsHLER's HEHB BIT
TIERS TO couyaescents in Hospital with good resuts,
and believe them to he a god Tonic Bftters, well
adapted to all classes requiring tonic remedies
Such is the testimony Of Physicians in every see
ZION of the country The prejudice existing against
patent medicines generally is removed, and MIsH
IFR's HERB BiTTERs is accepted by The profession
Is supplying a want long felt Price One Dollar pei
Bottle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
MARRIAGE LICENSES.


The toIloviug licenses were granted
his county during the mon h Of Seplemb
81 inSI:
Simon PochiauJ, haggie Eitnsr
Peter Hedlusg, EmmA M@lmbsrg
Sylyauus 2 Lyon, Mary hef
Charles Tiusmsn. Mary Williams
james II Beaver, Lora Slader
Andrcu Haley. Mary Lswler
otto johnson, Anna Larson
Edwin Hill, Juliz Lewis
James kershaw. Agnes Wesver
Louis Gunther. Mary stskai
John GiddinEs, Livonia Pbileo
wilmont L Sayre. Maggie ket.ering
Harry Eottering, Mary Norman
August Wsm burg, SilinA johnson
Oregon PinkIey, Margaret y ineh4n
Marion Wilson, Sarah Miller
Edward c Damp, liza A J ohasto
Joan Lodjug ,LouellA Smith
William Powell, Nancy aisemau
William Young, Frances Daphfor
David Warren, Jane Msypss
Henry Mitchell, Viola II axes
Frank Limburg, Mary LaT5on
Michael o. Brien, Mary Ann Connars
Charles Teug, Anna Berholtz
Oscar N Bisaut, EmmA L Adams
Leonard Druba. Caroline Rusgs
john . Schneider, Augusta bausrfeld
George Cobb, Ella Thompson
John II Yates Melissa E Hancock
Daniel HAYES. Amelia NJ Wentworth
Joseph ! DOdd, Mary z Grouse
Henry Naramore, Christ'nA LEicquist
Frederick A Sager, Anna Louisa Anderson
George Z AIDE m>n, Louisa herman
james " Soul, Frances Car
Charles E Johnson. Anna Nicholson
George II Clough, Frissa d Hand
J amss Murphy, Ann Shanks
q Lofquist, Matilda Anderson
Fred SkaHlaud, Carrie Eelson
John A Carbon, Margaret Il suson
Byron c Warren, Eunics NJ Wells
John Lucas, Margaret Kelley
Samuel c Taylor, Elizs gruusr
william Borden, Mrs P J Casswell
Orlando sprague, Martha J Smith
Carlos n williams. Fannie A Fogg
e. Andrew D Ege, Adsiina Eye
Hans II Sh rank, Catherine Nickol
Frank Huber, Louisa Reeer.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
ZoUAE ccnUEgI.
SKIN DISEASES.

DERRY,s IMPROVED ceMEDONE AND
[ pIMPLE REMEpl The skin Medicine
Of the Age. Is warranted 20 cure Acne and
sYcosIs, RED, WHITE and EATTKRArED PIN
pies on the Face; Flesh Worms, scaly erapiie n
ard Blotehed disfgur atoms Of the SKIN.
Prepared on BY DR.. B. G. Perry, Derinatol-
sgist. 10 Bond street, New York. Sold BY Drug
gists everywhsrs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

LANDS I'M IOWA.

Upon application to the undersigned, there viii be
sent by mail 10 any address, postpaid, new RAIL
ROAD MAP OF IOWA, corrected TO date. and a
descriptive pamphlet. containing Sectional Map of
that part Of the State in which is situated the Land
Grant of the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific K. K
Co. and giving fun and detailed Information 10
the location. quality, PREDICTS, terms Of sale etc of
more than 50o1O acres of land now for sale the
line of the railroad The lands are the cheapest and
best Farming Lands now IN the market in Iowa, The
most productive and progressive agricultural STATE in
The Union and are beng offered at low prices and
most favorable terms TO actual settlers ] l. DREW
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

JONES COMMERCIAL AND TELEGRAPHIC
COLLEGE. This institution is q school for
perfecting gentlemen for business life and
for professional teachers Of business pen
manship, double entry book keeping, com
mercial calculation, biography, etc., etc.
1t claims to have produced more profession
81 teachers than any other college in this
country and is deserving the very large pa.
tronsge it is receiving; the cost is small and
time required to complete short, as each
student receives constant personal attention.
S. w. cor. 9th and Olive streets, ST. Louis.
Mo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
FoR aeru PATCHES, FREekLEs

AND TAN, USE PERRY's MOTH AND
\ FREcKLE LOTION.
1t is reliable and harmless. II is no curs al
or panaesa, bat is intended to remove only
Brown Dissertations, by neutralising the Iron
in the layers Of the skin, which induces them.
Prepared only by DIR. B. @. Perry, DernAtol-
ogist. 4s Bond street, New York. Sold BY
Druggists eyeTyNhert. ap4d"om
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

May Bros, the enterprisng dry goods
dealers, have iast received fresh LOT of dry
goods to keep up their assortment while
closing out their stock, ard also choice lot
of crockery and glassware. Call at their
store for bargains. If.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
HALLS PATENT HUSKING GLOVES

The very best thing invented for husking Corn
THEY GIVE UNIVERSAL SUBTRACTION man can
husk from third TO one-half faster with them
They absolutely prevent soe or cold hands. The
HAIF-GLOV rs cover the parts of the hands which
uzusly become sore. Price, 81 p. TIE Fl Ii
GLOVES are made Of the best tanned calf and buck
skin. Price. s.. So Both styles have claws attach
ed, and made in three sizes, large. medium and
sma l. for both right and left banded persons Sen,
prepqid on receipt Of price. For sale by dealer,
generally Address
HALL HUSKING GLOVE co,
49, South Clinton Street. Chicago, HI.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
gEeGtSSI

Autaa.ien is Gated 30 toe advertisement Of Dr.
B0hAnBsn, Of St. Louis, No. His reputation is
that of one o f he most successful physicians 10
bis speciality ia the West.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

SouBLE--The first sociable Of the sea.
son will be given by the Baptist society, al
their church, on Tuesday evening next.
Fresh oysters and other good things TO om-
fort the inner man will b in abundance, aud
1, iS confidently expected that the occasion
gill be happy one. The public srs cor
dially invited
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
JUDGE EUsTACE IN ROCK ISLAND.
Circulate The News

Hon J. '. Euslsce, Liberia candidate for
Attorney General, will address the people Of
RccS Island county 10 this city Thursday
evening Oct. 3d--next week. Let there be
a rally.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

A bright, healthy child is perennial spring
of joy in every well-rsgulsted family, and where
is that father, who after the strife and turmoil
Of business. on retiring to his home, is not be-
guiled of care by the innocent prattle OF his
childr Perhaps this father is worldly man,
and makes gold his idol, he may have been a
successful man, and smassed riches. Yet place
his child on the sick bed, and all his gold 10
at the disposal of the physicians, aud the only
return he asks is the restoration of health to
his child. Fathers Mothers would you pre-
serve your child in heal,h1 Then listen to Us
There is one prevailing cause of the disease in
children, and that cause is worms. II this
cause of disease Is not removed, your child win
si.ken and die, or lingsr q suffering invalid for
life. We present to you an infallibls remedy
for worms; it is
DR.. Judson's Dead Shot Worm Candy,
and is put up in the form Of stick of candy,
aud SO pleasant to the taste, that children
greedily tease for it. It is purely vegetab BILE,
and cannot hurt the smallest child. Ask for DR.
Judson's Dead Shot Worm Candy For sale
everywhere at 20 cents per package.
v. Il. ooksTnGK. Sole Proprietor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

These Heels are designed 10 entirely eounteract the
expensive and annoying habit Of running the heel.
down They can be attached TO any boots or shoes,
new or old. whether worn by men. women or child
rem. By their use The heels are kept straight The
ankles strengthened repairs saved neatness secured
and durability Of boots greatly increased. Try
pair, and you viii never do without them. Mann.
factGIed solely by the REVERSIBLE BOoT-HEEL
Co, of Providence K L. ana for sale by -hoe deal
ers generally.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

CARPESTERs WASTED.-Three or four
carpenters are wanted Immediately. Apply
TO Phillips BladeL
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

BrRSErr's FLAyoRINO EXTRACTS are
proved TO be the only strictly pure and high.
y concentrated oues in the market. For
sale by all grocers and druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

HouaE containing seven roons for rent.
Enquire Of Balch & Frazer, at lime ware
house. 2leodtf
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

Go to John Bsngs,On's for Constitutions
CAtarrh Remedy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
AosaoalksNs

Kew T. W. Smith, Usionville, s c., further
says:
Nv neither aged sixty-tuo had been
in delicate health for wears; she used RosAdslis
as tonic aad renoEGtor, and has enjoyed eXeeli
er health since.
4 lady neAr CaionVllie had so ulcer on the
side Of her neck which threatened to ca to
The juguier vein She WAS treated by the best
phvsic ans in :his section land there are seUe
ak lied ones here without any benefit She used
Rosadslis aud ioas cured! On the whole,
regard II great q edicine.
LadisS who nre saIsrtus froa certain con-
plants. known aa'y 70 femNles, shonld Al once
get Dr. FoIyau's FemHle Pills They produce :
most chsrmsng effect. sold oy all Druggists
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

Cal for MastA's BAlsam, the best and
most reliable preparation in the MARKET
For sale BY Bouuy & Smith
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

A large stock of hats aud caps can be
found at Livingstons.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
FEVER & ACUE,

FELLOWS COMPOUND SYRUP OF HYPoPHOsPHITEs
so celebrated in nervous and other debilitating di-
eases, l. being used with complete success, en-
ring Chill Fever after the failure OF wei-Enown
sdies, quinine, &c. One dose containing two sCru-
pies OF soda and Fheabarb equal parts mixed ID
wine glass fan of cold water should precede the
OF the Syrup.
4 Fiji f-bfqao,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

Cuudurango Bitters for sale a. the Harper
House Drag Store.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

II "Toilctiue" will not improve your com
plexion ladies, il is not improveAble.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

Carpets, oil cloths and matlinEs, IN good
assortment q, the Boston Bazsar.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

To TIE LADtEs-Just received $ZO :
900 woalh of dress goods at the Boston
| Bazaar.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

A large and select stock Of mourning
goods can be found q; the Boston Bazaar.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

THE WEArHER.-The following is the
record Of temperature as indicated in the
shade on the north side of The Argus
OPTICS, to-day;
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

Ladies, il you want good cloak cheap,
it can be procured at the Boston Bazaar.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

zSo Pages illustrated fine plates sent postpaid 70
20 cents bv DR.. Whittier, on IT. Charles Street ST
/ ouis Mo-, the great Specialist Read his caro-.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
YELLOW DOCK

Contains more of the pure Honduras sarsa
parilla than any other preparation extant, " hich
is chen leally combined with tue extract of Vel.
low Dosk and the extract Of Wild Cherry, thul
making the remedy more thorou ghy efficient
than any other SarsAparilla before the public
At the same time it is perfectly free from al
mineral poisons, which cannot he said of any
other SArsaparillz compound.
1t Is nov put in the largest bottles, snd is "a
knosledsed to De the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
CITY
LIBERAL COUNTY COMM1rTEE.

H. H. Mayo, ?. 7. McElherne, George l.. Quist,
Rock leland Eugene Lewis, Moline Thomas Kerr,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
PETER FRIES,

DEcTIFLER AND MANUFACTURER OF
IL Domestic Liquors, Importer and Dealer in
Fossign Wines and Liquors. Front street, oppe-
it, Ferry Landing. Rack Island, III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
BOUND OVER.

VoUR clothing ca n be cleaned an bound ana
l. pressed over, SO that ii will look as well as
snw, BY Y. WILCOX Tailor,
Who hrs removed to West Eagle Street, under
the Roek Island Heass nsh2-dH
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
Best SarSapaEiIla Made,

and is certified b. the wonderful cures it has
performed, the original copies of which in
the possession OF the proprietor. Remember
his il the Only true and original article. Will
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

WARREN-WELLS.-- the residence OF Mr..
John Wells Thursday evening sept 81. 1872. by the
Rev a. Harper Mr.. Byron c. Warren and Miss Eu
, nice VI Wells.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
PEORIA ROCK ISLAND RI.


SOCK iILASD TO Peoria.
Leave. Arrive
Express 7;OOGm. 6;l5 p. m.
CineiunAu Express, i;20p IN. ll;S5 a. m.
Sa.n NycE ISLAND TO COAL VALLur.
Leave. Arrive
Rock Island s ,,o li45sn
No. Q Mail leaving here At lis makes close
connection At Peoria with the /. u 4 W. for all
points east and south.
A through coach for Chicago Is attached TO
the Express leaving here At 40 a. u.
BUkLGNeToN, CEDAR RAPIDS 4 MIME
sofa r. r.
Passenger leaving Rock Island At Gas .. n.
on the o. X. al p. road, make close connections
through to Darlington arriving there al l2.3O)
aud ~ Ksokuk. Also BY lssvingVn same train,
passengers ecu connect Al Grensll for Osk-
loosA aHd Eddyville, 10 the South and for Mar
shaltown, Austin, (Ainn.) and 81. Paul to the
north.
SOUTHWESTERN ROAD.
Passengers leaving Roek Island on the o. X
l. a P. road At s.45 p. IN. 30 directly through t,
Lsavsuworth, Kansas, arriving there ut II =. tn
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01

Dr.. HENRT HOLLANDS lSEBBIATE POWDERS viii
cure drunkenness and all love desire for intoXCs
ting liquors. Can be administered, If necessary.
without the knowledge of the person. IN ale vine
tea, or any other beverage. Sent by mail or cX-
press any part OF tide Bited States. upon receipt
Of price-per Box. 81. Principal depot 81 Front s.
New ORR, and for sale by all Druggists, {, YEA
/ ZIE & GO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-10-01
CURE WITHOUT FAIL !

Scrofnla or Hinge Evil, Cancers, Tumors,
EruPiions Of the Skin, Erysipelap,
Chronic Sore Eyes, Ringworm or
letters, Scsld Head, Rheuma-
tism, Pains In the Bones
or Joints, Old Sores
or Ulcers,
Swelling Of the Gland, Syphilis, Dyspepsia, Salt
kheum, Diseases of the Kidneys, Loss of
APPstits; Diseases arising from the use
of Meroury, Pains in the Sides and
Shoulders, General Debility,
DroPsy, Lumbsgo, Jaun-
dice, and Costiveness.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-08-02
Mental Power in Men and Women

Regarding this oft-discussed question,
Professor Maudsley says 1t has been
affirmed by some philosophers that there
is no essential differance between the mind
of woman and that of a man {; and that if a
girl were subjected to the same education
as a boy she would resemble him in tastes,
feeling. pursuits and powers. To my mind
it would not be one whit more absurd TO
affirm that the antlers of the stag, the
human beard. and the cockscomb are eff
fects OF education or tina. by putting q
Girl to the same education as boy she
should be sexually transformed into one
The physical and mental differences be :
tween the sexes intimate themselves very
early in life, and declare themselves most
distinctly at puberty. If the person is
hermaphrodite, the mental character. like
the physical participates equally in that OF
both sexes. IF either sex is mutilated, 1t
approaches in character the opposite sex.
While woman preserves her sex, she will
necessarily be feebler than man, and,
having her special bodily and mental
characters, will have, to a certain KENT,
her own sphere of activity. When she
has pretty well Invested herself Of her sex
she may then take his ground and do his
work ; but she will have lost her feminine
attractions, and probably also her CHIEF
feminine functions. for Au-
gust.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-08-02

A remarkable instance of tolerance
by the human system of the excessive
use of tobacco is efforded in the case of
Mr.. K:aes, Of r ,,terdam. This gentle
man who was known as the King of
Smokers, has just died in his eight
ieth year, and is said to have consumed
during his long life more than four
tohs of tobacco. The ruling passion
was apparent in the will of the dece-
ased. and in his eccentric request that
his oak coffin might be lined with the
cedar Of his old cigar boxes, and that
"a box of French corporal and a packase
of old Ouch smoking tobacco might be
placed at its foot, and by the side of
his body his favorite pipe, together
with matches, flint and steel, and tin
der.-( Lancet.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-08-02
Let US Organize.

The time has now arrived when it is
desirable that the republicans should
organize for the presidential campaign.
It is rather early to call political
meetings in the towns for listing to
speeches, but it is not to early to organ
ize the political club which are always
so potential in elections. No cam
paign can be conducted efficiently
without their agency. Some one must
ascertain what papers. documents &c,
are needed to place in the hands OF the
wavering and doubtful, and SO perform
the numberless little things necessary
to the successful prosecution of cam
paign. 1t is not necessary that great
numbers be got together, for ,organiza-
ton. Enough of active men brought
together to organize clubs, appoint
committees and put the purely business
machinery in motion. is all-suficient
Such meetings will be found more Of
fective than the gathering together
of great numbers, with music, banners
torchllghts, Ec. Ihese are ai"ayS
stimulating and thus are useful but
they are not the most useful instru
ments of warfare, any more than the
band of brigade is more serviceable
in battle than park of artillery.
We should have first county Or
panization and then clubs in each towr
as auxiliaries, but organization of towr
clubs need not necessarily be deferred
until after a county organization Ii
perfected.
This matter we are glad to know il
being talked up,and it is probable tina
in few days we shall have perfected
good county organization, and be II
good trim for the fall campaign.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-08-02
Girls
BY A BOY.

Girls are the most unaecountablest
things in the world-except women.
Like the wicked flea, when you have
them they amt there. / can cipher
clean over to improper fractions, and
the teacher says l do it irstrate !;
but I can't cipher out girl, proper or
improper. and you can't either. The
only rule in Arithmetic that hits their
case is the double rule of two. They
are as full of the Old Nick as their
skin can hold, and they would die if
they couldn't torment SOMEBODY.
When they try to be mean they are
as mean as pusley, though they amt as
mean as they let on, except sometimes
and then they are good deal meaner.
The only way to get along with girl
when she comes at you with her non
sense is to give her tit for tat, and
that will fummux her, and when you
get girl fummuxed she is as nice
as new pin. a girl can sow more
wild oats in day than boy can SOW
in year, but girls get their wild
oa3s sowcd after while which
boys ne Verde, and settles down calm
and placid as a mud puddle.
But like girls first rates.and guess
the boys all do. | don't care how
many tricks they play on me and
they don't care either. The hoity-
toitiest girl in the world can't always
boil over like a glass of soda. By aud
by they will get into the traces with
somebody they like. and phil as steady
as an old stage horse That is the
beauty of them. So let them wave, ]
say; they will pay for it some day sewing
on buttons and trying to make decent
man of the Teller they have spliced on
to, and ten chances to one if they
don't get the worst of it,