Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-01-26
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.Quack-A doctor whose science lays in
his bill ....,,r. 800
How to make slow horse sfast-Don't
feed him.
An. off hand felloW-one who. has lost
both his arms. & a,,..a. i.i.}.. ssJ ~. e.Ag]
Topper graphioaall legislation the rrohibi.: I
tory liquor Law. az. ,sja,>I is7:,3 59is s,g, !
In old times men hunted boars,1, now .
daysSbores huntm 9 ~ SAL 1rssA '~.as
A debt for which there is no attachment
the debteof nature, E, -, ,Is.r,: 80 H.
When lady faints, what figure does she |
need? Youmust bring hers2 :,gss5lsa 's.zsI
Why is the road 81 81 50 ard
Because it is so much travelled aaus.s 'sis5
Amerchant asks why Thy. he should be OBJ
,iged to 60 SO often after, meney that is COM
ing to him. .a'ssslajs4 hsaz;sg &2Sof 'ssua
Next to busy bees, boot blacks furnish
the brightest example of improving the
Shining hour" ,>o2' ga q. ts';s s5 : to5
"A nouno ,oan soaa,;;n,.h;s =. ua.,-.,
young iauy sehae ~ ~ ehis. laa" " pre-
with cheeky chaps. '2'la794ii-'Si lT's''5 zts1
'7'~s'Aa 7+"S
Husband, where shall Iget Che ticking
for.our new bed s:Anyxhere, my dear .
whefe you can ge' 'ick a 1 ' .,- es s,.'
Utah may have its plural wives, observes,
Mr.. 'Quilp, but other.epaYte aef 1.-The country
have very singular ones, - Boston :s;'i.
"A Vermont contemporary is in favor Of
keeping hens, for the reason that every ker--1
neil Of grain they eat they giVesas peck s5iss,
eI wonder what makes mv ewes 10 weak KS
said fop to physician. "They are in
weak place, was the unprofesslonal reply.
An I'D ladyz near sA ubnrn a MAKES j ssalvo
whiahsshe claims win, remove proud aesb.,ss
and suggests plaster tor each church de0f's
We hear a great deal about labor reform,
but there seems to. be a, greater, need sof re.;
forming some of those fellows who dou'tsla.
bor 9i;s5aa3 mgsl 's'as;
An Irishman, describing. the stowthof,
potatoes in his native Island, +, said 'a is b
cliacher, can sure busbei Of them en- viii fl1
barrel" .s,od:s asa ei.,sa '@ vi
~. e, ro,,u. ct,.,aG III al:.. 5,l 1I.l..4
ing decided that suicide isssnos aerime,
those who have committed ~ he.sas be
afraid e Tetprn q ,is 6gs - @..stt "a
Aspalicemap asked drupken 45tt;ona
whom he could searcelv see in HI. din, Ials,s
ofacell, ssaFey you colored ?" Colored, no :
dis yere chile born go" . p So
The Springfield tI Re discovers thst
some earrings are long. enough to touch
inc shoulders. that's hat nothlng-some of
them touch the bottom OF the pocket G. Oh
A aeaution--Laura-.--stO bor, Amy t,,uou
ought never to wear r;no on vonr tHiTf
FINGER ur1ess eou aafe re.fl,t srteas4sf aAIaAS.:
ma says it often prevents good offer: ara RS'
aHou uo,,a -,n. Hha - - - :. -. s .,
asked asn,Iemss 81 = s.ron =. n,;aaed i, a
a;d tsa ., q p, " sl.sse ~
,ha sn;nstar Nth aesssia ofha asiS, IT.
sL;rt pI' s,GHM n%'ra ss n n p0'' '"A'Uo
IT, ono, OWLS TX aa;sa f..a.a !. uno =.
waters 9s,..fs.sfa -. "a oIss
"at iaost ,ho hos. I T. "a tsst"t,. e. an1,a
inn them ~ t5e;r l;ns ~ saa,;ua 't tPa?.
VOWS p1 rl1zzs "e ~
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marriage Of tive favo,;,s vnnou Wv, ason a. ,n
ances Of his IN his conoratnlations he hon.
estlv ss;d h. bonad iii tIe;r fromb RI aaS1a
be It'll onoss . ~
ye1 "sasssts h.,ss.l5.:a. IS :; g ;s
A colored PTeaeher,r 10 oiscoursing to his
l;vered h;msslf i tb?s annas p !.I tsl1 aon
hrodsaa - tsprsts ata9L ~
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A farmer, saw anadyertised recipe to PREF
vent wells and cisterns from freezing. He
sent his money, and received the answer
"Take in yeur well tof [leei;sstefi cold niohts
and keep 1t by the fire. q
w. siiI.s,ssa 55..4 f,.a9oo - a...saangis;;1
Ply Ivy. nphHsl -! Heh t1sss:asas eta
uauet 3: s s1a'a '9W Wo :" you 90 a4a
sn1s.a u,s en, mam nA sTaa .Ss
lneiaifcnlSptyJ =: dnsWer, suppose ,ISnonIQ1
q..t,aa .a.x, .s#.ax .1.g saaisz Il
n peau!llul young laoy says: "ihere y /
passage IN the b1pfe' where the girls are1
commanded to klss the mep, apd Thai. isip'
the golden rufe'I whatsoever ye would that
men shouldsde ahfot you, doye even 80 to
them.,"". r. -,,aq.r7agi /, J. n a-alr, s,a,. TT;
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LOU are peaatilql tand I'D ahore you,
sad 2 gentleman to the belize ofd he eveni1gN
"F0r my part hate you, and think you
frlghflq4s2. she aretofted. aaori tbellsTe, YOU
frank girl. 1ouzdent seaf apeAt' falsaes
hoods, like me-" 49,
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