Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1872-07-31
ABOUT WOMEN.

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their names. =
\ Buffalo woman has made 81 800 !,
this season from her two-acrc straw.
berry patch. I
Matrimonial Intelligence - Elopc- i
mcnt in California is called the 1
Pacific slope" Il
\ writer in womam's journal
calls tongues "thosc rubicuud en-
gil of cNprcssioL.' {
\ lady in Richmond. Nirginia. has
ordered fnrty-two dollar pair OF
stockings for her wedding.
pclany Whitfield. Il colorcd woman.
died at IIill>boro. y. c., lately, aged
one hundred AMI eleven wears.
Bishop AmrS. of the Methodist
/ Church, considers the separate cdu-
caticu of the sexes relic of barbar-
ism.
\ lady in Indiana has been granted
Il divorce OH the plea that her hus-
band had refused to assist her on
. WashlHS uaIS.
y Young lady thinks it is great
waste of material to put ten dollars
worth of Panama hat over ten cents
worth of brains.
There is Il woman in Nash county.
North Carolina, who recently com
mcnccd walking again, for the first |
time in sixteen years.
Al. Iowa woman has considerable |
faith in life in> nranrc. by itsagcmcv |
she has realized $j0.OO0 off two hus-
bands. and not very good husbands
either.
There are six ordained female pas
tors in the UnivcrSaliSt church III
the United States. This is the only
church where women are admitted to
ordination.
Shocking to relate, the richest
hCircSS of Milwaukee, Is soon to marry
Il widowcr with three children. The
- Young fellows talk of getting out an
injunction.
:. The Superintendent of Public In
j. struction in Harvey county. Kansas.
y is Mrs. Ellen Webster. She is the
(, first woman ever elected to 4 county
V office in Kansas.
\ Georgia man has his third wife,
" thirty children, several thousand
! acres of land. two thousand head OF
" cattle aud abnut the same number of
" sheep. Happy man!
:. Josh Billings says: "Whcmrvrr !
find a real hand>omc woman engaged
in wimmin'S rights Dizziness. then
am going to take my ha, under my
arm and jinr the PROFESSIONS.
:, \ returned Australian found the
:, baby he ll;nl left at home miss OF
~ five summers. One day he offended
m her. and shc frctiuily exclaimed, II
l., wish YOU had never married into on,
+, family
l. The Naval" girls of Arizona ar,
II. the nearest the world affords TO til,
cr >hcphcrdcs>cs of poetry. Thcs,
V, du>ky nvmplis watch the flock. am
n. work on aboriginal dislafls Will,
g. doing it.
Boston women pay faxes on $3i 900.
:" 900. and the proposed new En-
I, li>h high school building, when com
:" plctcd will cost the city 500, 900, bu
no WOMAN j. To be permitted tc
enjoy its advantages.
An Idaho woman was ordered by ,
-, physician To take three ounces o
brandy day, aud KNOWN" that six
teen dramchs make an ounce. lll.
patiently been taking furi"-cigh,
- drinks Il day ever since.
III y Berlin phy>irian recently tried T.,
!, dis>cvcr the bodies of two twin yirl.
III grown together like the Siamcs,
- Twins. One of the girls survived
ii the operation one day, and the o,hc,
i, fingered for three DAYS.
b' Lone Pine, Cal, has married pair
IL the Tale OF which is halt Il crnlur,
Il old. and the female barely lively,
is wears. They have been married tlrc,
of years and the wife still wears sl.or
=. dresses and plays with dolls.
Nv y Utica Girl ut the proper hou,
"" pulls string which rcvcrscs a pie
~ '"rc, on the back Of which appears il
Nc huge characters the words: .Tc,
=.
l. mircrs take the gentle hint and dc
IL part,
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Women govern us: let uS render
,r them pcricct--thc more the: are Ell
,r ligh,cncd. So much the more shall ",
:, be. On the cultivation of the min,
rh of woman depends the wisdom o
rJ men. II is by wouian that natur,
u, writes on the hearts uf men.
IL One Of the down-troddcn in Indi
k ANA lately applied for divorce, an,
al the Judge intimatcd his intention I,
re decide against her. The lady
Id alarmed, began tu shed tears, aud he
p aign!iicd counsel. cdginG his chai
We clo>c to hers. whispered, That
NJ right, cry like the ID, and you'l
mt get your decree
" Another warning to widows: Mr..
; Rachel Murphy of Cowcta count,
MAS woocd and won in the shor
space oftwo weeks by one Jas. Coke,
-. who lived with her ten DAYS, aud thcr
after getting possession of all hc
-" goods and chaticls, deserted her i
III Atlanta, Ga., leaving her and he
80 child without Il cent.
nd Two Pennsylvania women calle'
. a for their husbands at barroon th'
Ks other evening. One broke the ice
.cs pitcher over her husbands head, ih'
i'll other satisfied herself with dong th'
same for two dccantcrs, but made ul
for il BY throwing the cat and he
, kitten into u barrel of cider; tllcs,
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