The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-15
PARAGRAPHS.
Twisted hemp cures felons.

ones self.
Blacksmiths are given to disturbance
Making A poke r and A shove L.
Constantinop.e has become the great
center of the carpet trade.
One London manager Chatterton-
has five theatres in his control
In Peru species Of capsicum pod is
used as coin.
Land in some parts Of Florida is offer
ed at eighteen cents an acre.
One of 3arnums lionesses accidentally
smothered her cub at Cincinnati
A herd of African goats have just ar
rived in Richmond, Va.
Mr.. Michael Dice, of st. Louis, has a
horse which gambols and throws Dice
cooke famine" in the North Of Eag-
land is exciting no little uneasiness.
An exchange mentions Mr. Abt, aushor
Of the "Homeward Fly"
The latest discoveries in patent medi-
cines are DR.. Perry "Last Chance and
"Webreot Pills" E~ s-f.
'Hurrah for G--H y This is a piece
Of ingenuity from an indie pendent jour
nal. 3.
Dog days approached" is the UNI
grammatical opening Of the local column
of a contemporary.
1t is just as impossible to get along
without advertising as it is for q cross
eyed man to borrow a gun.
A Chicago dry goods dealer advertises
''The most alarming sacrifice since the
days Of Abraham and Isaac"
"They fired two shots at him." wrote
an Irish reporter. "The first shot killed
h i'm, but the second was not fatal"
A new town called Greeley has been
established in Missouri on the Platte riv.
er
THAT perennial ab8urdity" is only
another name for the Congressional
Globe.
The white glass gas shades are rap
idly superseding those made of ground
glass. .. ..........
A New York cemetery was recently
enlivened by fight between the wives
of two rival sections.
A white, oak tree near Fairburn, Ca,
measured fifteen feet in circumference
four feet from the ground
The construction Of the New York Un-
derground Railroad is to commence in
September. .......
1t is estimated that not less than
2,250O00 stoves will be manufactured in
this country during the present year.
David Saith, the son of Joseph Smith,
the Mormon prophet, is lecturing in New
York against polygamy. b
The light Of match will frighten a
wolf away, 1t is said. But matches
don't always keep the wolf from the
door. e. .... ..-..aa
S1iggles says that the most thrilling
tale he ever listened to was that of rat
lesnake.
"Sambo, did you ever see the Catskill
Ar 0IJ an l. I,,L
kill mice"
An irritable man, who was disappoint-
ed in his boots, threatened to eat up the
but comprom scd by drinking
a cobbier.
The fetal annual circulation ot newspa-
pers printed in the State CT New York is
49,, re, 868, being twice the number
printed IN any other State.
A young lady who gust dotted on
declares she has lost all in
terest in his poems since he lost that race
with Harry Baksett the other day.
There is q town out West called Ran
dom. A resident of the place being ask
ed where he lived, said he lived at Ran
dom. He was taken up as vagrant.
A well known journalist went up to
one of the United States marine band and
asked: "Parlez vous Anglais ?" yer
sowl 50 the divll, why not ?" asked the
marine.
An Indiana town has the following dog
ordinance Dogs that are not colored
and labeled, no matter how respectfully
will have their narratives
amputated on inch south of their ears"
Alta recent auction sale in Leipsic Of
eigel's famous collection Of specimens Of
Ahc Rritich AInoo11,n ,Anid