The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-08-03
Josh BILLINGS !SPTcp
TADPOLTS


Irew liberty konsist, I'm ~.
laws, and then Obcyiug th.r, '.'A'a,
suppoze we never Shall In.
how big phool q man kan L. t-5 ,s
IL not allowed tew hav an Ifz
vaIlitys gratiiied. "A--
When diskoycr that all Ia--,r
anbishuh, vanity, and envy. I,.-.'.
world, then | am going lew ~ @
Christian. ".
1ung man, larn tcw Iistcn--5-
at n key-hOlc.
1hare il plenty ov happiness inn.
If We only knu it: and one war+.-.-s
IL, when we hay got the old M.
thank Heavan that it amt tb, ..TI
Mcnare blamed for Stickin,r -. 4 -'r
to things; but it il the only vavs'5,-..'
out his game.
The man who can live I'm :7,-
cessfully, must either be too,.-,-. -,,-s.'
to commit any sin.
Poetri Il a disseaze common +.,---
iterati; sum hav 1t quite hand l.,.
have it dredfuI lite. o-'
InAreiuilty IL the wiSdu-r .r ,.--..
IL only VIE man who kan .H..-.r-.
crcdulOuS.
Prejudice IL hous plant wr.,a.-.
apt tew vither if Won take II n---
amungst pholks.
The devil holds poor ka-ds. b--t...
them mighty well.
What Is the next wust THING -.,, r..
Citing kctchcd at it.
am SO phully aware ov tia r-c.-..
cv the law, that if a man whom Ih,F-
seen nor heard ov should su me Co.
ov one hundred dollars. and cgrrIr..l
pound with him for fifty. yy.rIJ ---.
whole rather than defend the sqs-
| hav noticed this difrence b.-wa--
plc-tharc IS same who are not az l.--r
as they look.
Most authors in writing uer'rg-
punktuaShuns, esposhily the -r.r t..
hay seen phOiks so mellukoTva-.
gloomy that they wou7d taGmft-ra--
a br1te side tew ennything In -'U> r.
not even nu haT dollar.
If wit forms the blade. good sgnas--
be the handle and benevolence = i. F
bard ov the sword.
Experience il knowledge, and TVS
bi phellow like the money hcgera.-
knoxS.
l never hav seen a bigot vet l--
had small and apparently braneles,
but / hain't seen all the bigots. VII g-
Silence L Ike darkness, q good i,a.#
hide.
Ihare Il no revenge so komrIrtca
givness.
He that disires tew be ritcl only
charitable, Il not only a VIE man. I-
good one.
Crate welth, in our journey thru Ia
only extra baggage, and want, q haqr
watching.
The malice ov the world amt hal
dangerous az its Eatterys.
If feel that ann right. all the 5r-
the country may snap at mi heels.
IricIng tcw satisfy our desires with
IL ike tTieing tcw stop up a rat hole r
sand-the rats VIII soon dig out s..fa--
else.
A piece of satire, tew be benefr..l. s.
be so rendered that every man whar
or hears, shall say to him, ''That IL rrs.
kausc it hits every boldly but mc.
Scandle Il az ketching az the snail
and perhaps thare Il but one real rr1-
tive. and that iZ-tew be vacksiua,e
deaf and dumbness-
Really wize men pay but little Az
to misery's, but one good misterv r
nish dozen phOOls with vittles aul =
for a year and fat howhole ov them h.
We are all Of us too apt tew jud-
sin by its size. We VIII pass a Iu
couuterfit shin PlastCr, when we "
shUdder at a 10 dollar bin.
Mi friend haz got hiz phdilings and
IL one thing that makes me like hin
mutch.
Affel1shun i vine full ov teEdr.-'s
# w don't phurrish it sumthing better
climb, it viii phurnish itsensumthiu- Tr
his acIlounts for its running after 5
eyed lap dogs and sick monkeys.
Poverty IL the step mother ov genius
Beware Ov the man who makes Q s
noise when he walks, and who pur-s wi
he talks; he i kat in disguise.
1t is now 30 years ago since a uhaT
with green goggles on and white nec5-
offered tew sell me sumthing for 80 ca--
which he sed waz worth } dollars. w.
got what it waz, but reTnember it r-
beat, and az often az once a year ever >1s
hav tried the same thing over. and 9
beat every time.
When shame leaves a man. ,hH Elnd
goes out, and hiz soul grOpes l-,way mt
dark, q slave tew mean and brutal Vosnu-
Civiizashun haz made iUssrjNS one ov-
luNurys, for which we have tcT pay &
highest price.
Lies are like a bad penny. sure tow ro.-
to their owner.
''ItnlC Y uORCu, ,'-mc1ny people 81
this saying in its literal sense, and uni
take tew pay their diets with it.
COmpetishunis a good thing. even G--
bruteS-two dogs on farm make b.
dogs more watchful.
Originality in writing haz alwuz sa
pralZed, but hav red sum authors u
were too original tew be interesting.
Altho the learned and witty often c.
10 the ritch, thare neverwaz vet. hos.
sr poor, who would swop estates with tla
II man IL very bizzy he Ekant be 7
nor very viscious.
II thare IL emmy human being t-a
thoroughly loath, it IL the one who
nothing tew boast ov but hiz munl.-
mere pimp tew hiz welth.
One Ov the SaddeSt sights ov all tor
an old man, poor and deserted, whom
knew living in ease and luxury.
don't think the world haz ever s.
sparkling, brilliant wit yet, who wa
troubled at times with the-Htccvps
Silence IL one ov the hardest kind d.
gumentS to refute.
The fust thing in this life tew be doS
m the phisikal line, IL Il happy set oy b.
Ellis, after that, virtew and braueS, an
order.
Justiss now daze aint worth what it A.S
I've seen men SO fun-proofthaty yu ko-.
n fire joke into them with double-1
relied gun.