National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1872-04-12
Facts and Fancles.

One oston physician has been vacci.
mated fifiy-three times.
Wolf s,alps are legal tender with which
to pay tates in Arkansas.
The Western confectioncr who, few
months ago, taught his parrot to say
"protty creature to every lady who en-
tered his store is now q millionaire.
Ole Bulls concert troupe were IN IL
house in Iowa which was burnt, and Mr..
Bull ran into the street in his night
cloths, with his fiddle under his arm.
A devoted girl, whose lover had lost
one of his rms, replied to her compan-
ions banter on the subject, ~ wouldn't
have man with two arms-they are SO
common
The woman who ID worth her weight
in gold " isn't such great match after
all. Tho average feminine avoirdupois
would only balance about $40, 600 in the
precious metal.
Says Josh Billings "Thare amt but
phew khan stick u white handkerchief
into the brest pocket oy their overcoat
without letting little of 1t stick out
just by acksident.'
The meanest liquor dealer yet discov.
cred Aourishes in Winona, Minn. He
hired poor woman to make some shirts
for him and then Offset her bill by her
husbands whisky account.
It's no use when man feels blue
to console him by snyin: Everyone
has his skeleton" because in his indivld'
ual case he thinks himself the represent
| q n. 10, ,,,oi m
Progressive teacher to pupil Of the pc
ROD" Sary Jane Hooker, just take that
chewing gum right ont Of your mouth.
Little girls who chew gum in school
need never expect to become President
Of the United States."
A French countess seized philoso-
pher ut the supper table and exclaimed,
"While they are cutting up the fowls
and we have got five minutes to spare,
do toll me the history of the world, for l
want to know it so much.
1t is related of quarelsome gentle
man in Pike County that had been
ignominously culied and kicked by
rival bruiser, he explained his defeat by
saving, "IEe come to me so sudden,
didt have time to get pad. :,
4 Western paper predicts that one OF
its State Senators will live and be
honored and beloved by the State when
the tall prairie grass refuses to sigh
cad and plaintive requiem over the
graves Of some OF his defamers.
Where does the money come from to
nav for the wondrous displays that are
made at openings asks a city Journal;
Gorgeous reception dresses, labelled
'sonly $780," modest suits. $50 linen
suits, of which one wants at least half
dozen, $40.
Philosophers are made OF just such
men as the one whom the wind robbed
of his hat. He didn't chase it at all he
simply appropriated the covering OF the
loudest laugher near him, at the same
tine fetching him blow that made his
noes bleed.
A Western paper relates touching
tale OF aspiration for knowledge. A
youth and maiden leaning over tho
front-yard gate. Time night Far
Lunar and several stars studdlng, gazing
at the same. The maiden break ks the
poetic silence: I" Henry, dear, oh how
/ would like to study Botany"
A lerson who was called into court
for the purpose Of proving the correct
ness OF u doctors bill was asked by
LAWYER whether "the doctor did not
make several visits after the patient was
Out of danger" "No," replied the wit
ness, "I consider the patient in danger
as long as the doctor continues his vis'ts'