Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1872-09-14
Editorial Breyities.

times everywhere. Money seems to
have found hiding place which is not
come-at-able. Better advertise for It,
Be careful of Your health. Don't eat
more than four Watermelons at a time
A pretty girl says If it was wrong
for Adam to live single when there was
not woman on earth, how guilty are
old bachelors with the world full ofpret-
ty girls.
Apple Jack and Peach Brandy will
be tayorite beverage this winter judg-
ing from the excess of the apple and
peach crops.
Apple cider may be preserved sweet
and clear by adding to one barrel OF CT
per, pound of mustard seed. two
pound. OF raisins and quarter pound
Of stick candy.
1t is a sad sight to see Young and
engaged gent enduring the first ago
MES OF his plug hat. We know OF sew
eral that are at present enduring
Several young men in town have dis
caried white vests. The Young ladie,
use SO much oil Oh their hair that vest
is only good for one evening on the front
door step.
A young man At our e'OG" wants TO
h"o" Il 'iie ,aules u '"'S pace h"NeIo'-
gotten that 1872 is Leap lesr,aui two.
tiIFdS gone ION uiSaPPoin' h''h' IL
uits, D.,
~" ,,,r sa'1 ,Ia. 'T T;ri P''
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judging from tIe recent neat we must
nave gone through Inc comet TALL
The man who never told An editor
no" V We to'''u Dele. i'iS paps. ,,ts gone
o"I " eSI 20 mar! I yi!e "o'i'a' " 10 ''e'
i,", ''''N
Get,!so"s sn1S wear Gn1''N? % zee
Ill the'F P%Ith'e'S' enclosed !" OH ''o'h
p cn,,hor III I ,ba Law tH' I, ,,, '''I 50 W.
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En'IIS "'i" lever are very prevalent
III 'i'ls region Even our mp h"S H'''
the SNAKES
At the late election in this State, the
city Of Wheeling only cast $50 votes
tor the word white III the state con
stItuuon, as q qualification Tor Office
Come rest in this bosom, my own
stricken dear" was the exclamation ola
bciuddled individual one night IAStweck,
~ ne fondI! Rugged one OF our lamp
posts
Yu will alwus notus one thing The
devil never offers to go into partnership
WIN DIZZY man; Dut YOU VIII olieh
sec hlm Otter teW JInc the lazy, ana FUR
nish all the capital
This has been season of pic nIrs.hcat
and politics.
The nights are growing cooler and
longer, just the halycyon hours to dream
OF your sweetheart
Our young sports and their sweet
hearts monopoIize the sidewalks on Sat
urday evenings,
" nt"a'tr you near .' " man VINO S, "'W''S
Wa, W a,',a "" We, '',s p?l'1" u, oo,'",' 70"
.an "t" NE u? r., your "''''' '''' '''' i 'e
w., ~. Pm or.
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,S I, h Sn,. a, D''t 4,. ~ I:Ii;,,;
1I'o am -, ,h S',,
,''' -, away
Dolly arden Sweet potatoes Tor sale
1t " iiI'am Lamor'ght'at % cents per
pSc1'
VIZ - '''a r, DUN '' ,I. Il 20" Wilt
al ,S ~.'"' VI Jo'"' "-,' ''"'S'
" imam W caser'' o"y ABOUT II years
.. age VS. ''ro"n from n"rI' III J.; S'a'-
'''S""'E y ''io'Iu'': ''c''''S' ""' N''lc"'
MI ''oI'n -" 'une'' o. .,'''F.'''ours' III
jumping C'l " '"',' WIZ !" "'o'io''
near n inc GarnPo" o''oS'' I"% ''"'"f'a!'
fracture" HIS reg
The Parkersbur9 Times Gazette prints
full returns from the Fifth Clrcuit,which
give inc erection lor judge TO | OIL Jack
son over Looms b! ~ majority.
Judge lIoke, and Alph White, Esq.
were both beaten in the adjoining cir
cult for the judgeship, by Judge Allen.
The E,Il weather bos g., - N,r,;,,,,,
and nights quite cool. Thcclouds look
lowering, Indicating more rain. The
farmers are busy plouging, though in
many places the ground is very dry and
hard.
What shall do with my money 2"
PAY the uriutpr