Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-06-06
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Road.
We had a splendid rain on Saturday
night last.
Scream-The Ice Cream resorts OF
this place are in full blast.
Our town is unusually quiet at pre-
sent, and very few items of local in
terest are to be found.
3Itrisg a nice thing to, be S goodla
Democrat that yon are a first class
Radical. arsE 5TS
Arrivals-C. Morbus and B. Com
plant have arrived in town. They
are closely related to Cucumber.
Every evening our pavements are
thronged with the youth, beauty and
fashion of our townt to enjoy the cool
breeze and a pleasant promenade.
Dolly Warden neckties for gentle
men have appeared. Our devil says,
a Dolly Warden around ones neck
isn't bad to take. He knows.
Early to bed makes bright eyes,
clear complexion, rosy cheeks, quick
blood, active brain, and that sign of
all industry-early rise.
Lewisburg is improving. We was
there the other day. Our "absquatu-
lated" Treasurer was out at his troost'
and we failed to meet his pleasing
c~ountenance. at was sad"
1t is said that sanda1-wood fans will
be much in fashion this season. Our
devil thinks. scandal-wood fans would
be thespropers name for to be used in
this place. He's personal.
The Picnic which came off in Pot
teRger's grove, ear Camden, on Sat
urday last, was a success; 'notwithstan-
ding the rain and=worms. We learn
it is the. intention, of repeating it at
the same place, Oh Saturday, June 15.
The flies are getting ready for biz.
There will be just thirteen million
more this summer than last. Bald
headed men can keep them off by an
nointing the apex of their Uranium
with molasses.
1t is hard to pull a pup from the
teat of its mother, and harder to pull
one of the fellows who wear Grants
collar from the Government feat. We
have several at the county teat that
will die mighty hard.
Judging from the promiscuous man
ner in which we observed a deck of
cards futtering to the breeze, the 9th
er evening, from a second story win
dow, a game Of euchre must have been
suddenly interrupted.
The County T~reasurer's Office is
now open for the receit of taxes. One
branch of it is on pigeon HILL" near
Lewisburg. This part oft was in
Eaton a few days ago for the purpose
of supplying himself with tax ~receits,
&c, for biz up in that LEGALITY.
Young ladies who promenade our
these balmly days on the plea
that they care out to take the sum-"
must not be understood as referring
to that glorious orb (which gives light
by day" It's some "'mother's SON.
they are after F4FT@ z.IE2Saa
The administration is supported in
Pennsylvania by only four daily pa
pers, and of these, three editors hold
Federal ofices.fr3sE -rr1av SO
l-rt One by one the green leaves wither,
One by one the ofice-hOiders
p Steal the funds and run away ssl.
The 'tcopious rains that have fallen
in this latitude during the past few
days have added materially the aspect
of all crops but more especially to the
crop which has but recently been
planted and which i'll many instances
has just made its appearance above
ground.
Camden is a gay town. In getting
off there the other evening we felt
highly honored at the large delegation
at the Depot to welcome us! But
imagine our level when a friend whis-
pered in our ear that the population,
Qike Eaton) turned out at the arrival
of every train! We called on our
friends Danser and Murphy and had
our spirits "rejuvenated" from their
founts of every blessing! There is no
smelling committee" in that burg!
A very provoking error occurred in
the Dramatic communication from
Camden, in last weeks issue, in which
Mrs. W. B. Marsh was made to appear
as a "Beast," when there was no such
character in the play, and doing her
an injustice when a deserved compli-
ment was paid for her personation of
the maid" Our correspondent was
not to blame, and we hope the lady
will be satisfied with the correction.
Over twenty years ago an enterpri-
sing owner of some land u
Cemetery, obtained. permission from
the road Commissioners to move his
fence six feet into the road for the
nIIrnOse of DlaDtinU q hed0e Any