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The weekly Louisianian., 1872-08-17
WA1RdN KA1GHE4.

THE BALANCE WHEEL
81 - 81
WALTHAM WATCH
! times . SECOND,
40 tiuAsa Q minute,
l4.A00 laass IN hour,
:s45;, GoD tiaaes a~lay.
1921 ti:,es :: week,
lAsds. AW times II month.
l2c, It4.W 900 times a ycstr:
! MORE r. E.ApEx'TED or, VA7tH
THAN All OTHER klyD
Or NAClEET.
; Hm"at n.a only run I'LL lay t"'dn night;
! not only or .ceekzh.ys, tt On sundays and
Holidays. 1t must vi A'nginG. Ia or lying
~,lnun-upside do,cn or r;yhA <i]e up. II mas
keep running ,ohen The 'c*orer siss dozen "
stnnd up, Wien h. ,culls or rides. In .fact.
Il is expected 10 '~M aety al M 'im~s, IT,
erery place anl II hery position.
A Genuine WaItham Watch
will fulfil I'LL these requirements. I wouna
oncs a1lay, II will faithfully tick for you
q hundred and ~twenty-six million. times in
a year. without even requiring fresh oil
all that time.
AGenunne Watthahn Watch
coSrA1xs w.
5 Spring, . xhe9s. 81 sc,~us, and SO other
parts making altogether l3G separate pieces.
AL GENUINE WALTNAM
Watches haYe seven
1H5 EXTRA UNVEILED HAVE N.EvEx JEWLL
~1AE Jc1L UNVEILED gAvE f1FfeEs
Ewk1a. a=s@s=
Every part Of a Waltham Watch is raade
by machinery, The machinery used in
making the movement Of . single watch
coast over q Hundred I,oMaaad Dollars,
yet We sell these Watches, in q soid Silver
Hunting Case, for SIS. The sa,nne watch
could not be made by hand and hnisheds
o. perfectly for Ten TNEs AZ MUCH.
A Genuine waltham Watch
L. interchangeable. like o Springfield ride
that 10, any part of one Watch is exactly
like the same part IN another ; and If ten
Watches Of N grade were taken apart
and the screws, Wheels, springs, &C.. were
mixed together, ten watches could be
made by patting these parts together
withuot any reference to their
former combination. This isa
GREAT ADVANTAGE:
For, If any part Of = .Waltham Watch is
injured We can always replace it ats
71liaiseg Expe"ss
GENUINE WAiTnAM WATCH
Is made with special reference
DURABILITY
Other Watches will run for . year or two,
an require constant repairs ; but
a. ~A1tha@ Watch
WILL RUN FAITHFULLY l.
FOR MANY A T.
We sell these Watches, !
n SOLID SILVER HUNTING |,
CASES. SIS {
NsOLm GOLD HUNTING CASES. SO ,
We nave prepared IN l.
ILLUSTRATED PRICE LIST, /,
,hioh describes the VARIOUS grades, OF !
in detail, gives tho weight and {
ualty oftbe Cases, and al other inform .
ton necessary for an intell;ggent selection. !
We wish every ona would send for it :
eforo ordering . Watch.
for 1t: ~ follescs
Messys. HowARu l. Co.,
No. 1856 broadway,
1ep sYerk: ,
Please send ms your Illustrated PRICE,
ist Of WiauAom Wti3ekes, a. pr ddcer. I
n TH1 LevnszkNIAM.
(&guuams and address nfan)
II ExPENsE.
$500 - -& Co.,. - ~4
Roeana s1a0
Y, ~hsvs.ssutont szsr Ess Thlxsasd q 4
,sse Watches upon thsss eoadttiss4 end :
.v>ou,y baa allaedto1efand The moaeyfr
, th4ss easss. ard notose ofthsse Wa
!, account. Il .disletiai.etos With ths
The weekly Louisianian., 1872-08-17
NEW ORLEANS, CHICAGO
AND THE WEST.

THE ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD
Blue Line, Via Cairo,
.f~e~~h WILL TAKEFREIGHT
ls4&teA E#4 From New Orleans on first
class steamers,
LEAVING DAILY, At 5 r. NJ, FOR
CAIRO, CHICAGO, AND ALL
POINTS NORTH, WEST AND
EAST, At THE LOWEST
RATES.
All rates and all through bills OF
from New Orleans by above
route given, signed and recognized
only at the General Office Of the Com
pany, No. 26 Carondelet Street.
Shippers by this route save al dray.
age and transfer charges at Cairo,
and their goods are always under
cover, and no charges are made for
forwarding.
JAMES T. TUCKER,
General Agent.
The weekly Louisianian., 1872-08-17
J.. GOOD =
u Il T. s

+; At Clio PRictN-
=. As THE SOLE AGENTS in the C.nitef
States for the LIVERPOOL MATCH co,
We arc authorized by then, to eaase en,
i large ips Of European Watches
Chains. stc.. nov III stuck {er Cash, al
prices never befors known. Al ksatfal
in finish, artistic in design, reliah5ba
accurate time, dRsable, and Of the latea
style. Every Watch will be s~etailed n tess
than cost Of importation, and forwarded
securely packed, prepda to.Asy Part q
the country on receipt Of price. Auney
can be sent to lis by Express, wfh. o..
ders for Express Co.. to return Goods Of
Cash, which will secure promltnea& and
safety 10 purchaser. among osf=iiss vi,
be found. A BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH
SILVER, SOLID DOUBLE CASE
WATCH, genuine Elnglish full plate
joweled movements, adjusted regulator,
steel EFT hands, engine turn nerl, correct
and ~serviceable article, large or small size
in complete running or,ier, with an
elegant Geat's Vest Chain, kockst and
key, all complete, mailed free for FIVE
DOLLARS.
AVERY HANDSOME WATCH in sue
Is karat Gold plated Doublss Cases
imitation of 500 Gold Watch-cngraved
or plain, genuine English, full plate
jeweled movements, adjusted regulstc1,
correct, and in eMnplets running a.
der, with clegcnts% Gents Vest Chain,
withLocket and Key, mailed prepaid for
only EIGHTEEN DOLLARS.
The oride Gold Watch.
IN MASSIVE ORIDE GOLD Double,
Hunting Magic Spring Cases, elegantly
engraved, or engine turned, Genuine
Patent Lever movements, full jeweled,
regulated and warranted to keep correct
time, and wea equal to Gold, preci-
sely like in appearance, make, finish,
brilliancy of color. $500 Gold Watch.
One Of these aplendid Watches will he
By mail free to anysaddress, in
handsome morocco case, lined with velvet
md aatin. Ladies or 0sntia sire Witch, )for
only TWELVE DOLLAl8.
Watches for Holiday Prssea4s n1nuhe-
Eured to order.
GENUINE AMERICAN WATCHES
all grades, in Gold and Silver Cases,
rom $1s up to $500. Other Good Watches
low. With every Club Of six
of any kind, ws send one extra
# same kind free, a . premium to getter
,p of the Club. A superior stock Of Co.
,uine oride Gold Chains, 50 to Sc each,
warranted fully equal to Gold in brilianey
+ color, wear, etc, Bills Of over $l2 COL
eoted on delivery, il desired. All Bills Of
10, and less, must beeash in T. O.
loney Orders, Or Registered Letters. at
'ur risk. Goods carefully selected. packed
nd forwarded prepaid by mail, Of. BY
OF receipt ofprice.. Safe delivery
fell goods guaranteed. Watches forward
d to b. examined to parties known
express charges both why's arc paid.
10 goods forwarded vest of tho Missilsippi
liver, with bill to collect On delivery.
purchasers must my Al express charges
goods sent c. q. B.: do fer return
t money. All Cash ord<ID orw1raed
ree. If chareesf to destinatie4 Catalogues
rec. Address al orders. -
CHAS. r. NORTON CO.,
lmnorters Of Watches, etc.
Est4blished 11s7.5z 3s NAeoaus6k, n. +
No. 34-tf.
* = II n - Z e~t !
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
Mark TWain'S Report of the Farmers
Club.

Ex Constable Quinn desired the club
to inform him bow to make hogs root
DR.. Show had been a practical farmer for
the past six weeks, and in all his varied
agricultural experience no such article as
hogs root had come under his notice -
What was it? Was it edible Was it
useful in any way, or was it, as he more
than suspected, another worthless hum
bug devised by the sharpers to defraud
us practical farmers He knew not
whether it was propagated by seed or cut
tings, but he would advise Mr. Quinn to
be shy of hog's root, especially if it is a
ncw-fangled or high priced tuber.
Mr.. Moker, the agricultural writer, ex-
planned the anatomy Of the hogs pro-
boscis 1t is designed for subterrauean
foraging, by process vulgarly called
roofing, to which Mr. Quinn's inquiry
probably referred. Being delicate or
gau, it is liable to injury. He would re-
commend that Mr. Quinn wipe his hog S
nose. II he iiHds it red, he may be sure
it is tender and needs protection by me-
tallic shield. Some resort to the strategic
device OF inserting ring in the hogs
nose, in his effort to remove which he
would naturally insert his snout into the
soil, and thus root unwittingly. That was
rather playing it low on the hog, and the
metallic shield was preferable on the score
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
STROUDsBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA, AUGUST 1872.

finish in which he contrives to have his
campaigns end, that we see him standing
in the foreground, and that the grouping
is always such that the glory of the other
Generals instead of eclipsiug his own
gives it additional lustre tits this sure
uess of judgment which sees precisely
where lies the turning point; which sees
precisely what are the objects that justify
the utmost stretch of persistence it is
this ability to take in the whole feld of
view In just perspective and due sub
ordination of parts, that is the mark of
superior mind. Gen. GRANT has taken
out of the hands of all critics the question
whether it belongs to him. He has won
his greatest triumph over the most skill.
full and accomplished General on the
other side; over General who foiled
him long enough to prove his great mas
terry of the art of war and the complete
ness of whose defeat is a testimony to
GRANTS genius such as victory over
any other General of the Confederacy, or
even an earlier victory over LEE himself
could not have given. Apply to Gen
GRANT what test you will measure him
BY the magnitude of the obstacles he has
surmounted, by the value of the posi-
tions he has gained, by the fame of the
antagonist over whom he has triump phed,
By the achievements of his most illustrious
CO workers, by the sureness with which
he directs his indomitable energy to the
vital point which is the key of vast field
of operations, or by that supreme test of
consumWate ability, the absolute COM
pleteness of his results, and he vindicates
his claim to stand next after NAPOLEON
and WELLINGTON, among the great
soldiers of this country, if not on level
with the latter
[ 1t may be thought that the above
article is quoted from some "Grant
organ;" but it is in reality copied from
GRANTS most persistent slandcrer, the
New York World, of April IL, 1865
The truth 1yould force itself out just then,
for all mankind could see what this coun-
try owed to Gen. GRANT, and it would
have been useless for the World to have
denied the credit due to the great com.
mander. What was true on April Ii,
1865, cannot be untrue in Aug. 1927
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
NO. l6.
Of fair dealings and philantbropf.

of fair dealings and philanthropy.
Mr.. Greeley exhibited pumpkin of
his own raising. At it embodied his soli
tary and crowning success, after several
years of discouraging failure in pumpkin
culture, the club surrounded it with un-
covered heads aud mingled emotions Of
surprise, admiration, and envy. It was a
superb fruit and when Mr.. G's hat was
placed on it, to illustrate its size and
symmetry, the hat and pumpkin seemed
so perfectly adopted to each other, and
together produced an effect so startling,
that several enthusiastic members swore
they would have known who raised that
pumpkin if they had seen it anywhere.
1t is to be photographed by Gurney,
and next years Tribune subscribers will
receive copies. The pumpkin was the
fatteriDg product Of the bushel Of seed
planted on the farm at Chappaqua. Soon
after blossoming, the vine manifested an
inclination TO wither. 1t was, therefore,
transplanted to a large flower pot, and re-
moved to tie town residence of its found
er. For some time it pined and dropped,
and they sat up nights with it. expecting
that every moment would be itsfast, but
every moment turned out not to be its
last, and with careful nursing it finally
rallied and came up to maturity, as cherish
ed and tough pumpkin as ever grew.
DIR. Sixhammers suggested that the re-
suit of MIR. G.'s indomitable struggle with
this pumpkin showed how every city
family could provide itself with pumpkin
pie. He hoped to see the day when every
window-sill, in every city, would be adorp-
ed with fructifying pumpkin pots, and
every workmau's cottage embowered in
pumpkin vines.
Thomas Dodd, of New Hampshire,
writes to the club that he is fifty years
old, inirm with consumption, has large
family, ten dollars iu money, and wants
to know what to DO
Mr.. Moker-Go out to Greeley Colony
and invest in our irrigating ditch
Mr.. Laymau-Buy Texas rancho or
Florida orange grove.
Dr. Stimble-His health requires light
farming in bracing climate. Let him
start an indigo plantation in Alaska.
Mr. Greeley-He mustn't come to New
York His SO wouldn't last year
up with the country. If l had gone West
with SO at his age, would be happy
man now, with two suits Of respectable
garments, an Office, and conscience guilt
less of distracting tariff and farming cs-
says.
Mr.. Hastings invited the club to risis
his farm, thirty miles up the river, next
Wednesday, aud inspect horsc.radish
that he had persuaded to vegetate. The
ground was titled, sub soiled and top
dressed. He had expended on that plant
only half ton of bone-dust, one cart load
of ashes aud barrel of guano; yet in spite
of his neglect, it had within year grown
to the size of his. little finger. His fore
man would explain to the clerk the pecu-
liar difficulty of raising this rare exotic.
II would treat the club to regular far
mer's dinner, the materials for which he
had already engaged at the City Market,
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
Tendency of Railroad Decisions.

The law courts are gradually getting
the matter of the obligations and rcponsi-
bility Of railroad companies settled on
solid basis. The courts in several States
have decided that ticket sold for GER
tain distance, or any line, is good for any
time within the six years that will iu-
validate any other uuwrittcn contract
Notices to the contrary are Of no effect.
y Boston court has now gone step fur
ther aud decided that ticket sold to
man to take him from New Haven to New
York. will also take him in the opposite
direction from New York to New Haven,
and a man who was put off train be-
cause he insisted on having ride when
he paid for one, has obtained verdict
for 50 POO We do not know the law Of
Pennsylvania on the subject, but un-
doubtedly it will be tested whenever an
opportunity occurs.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
CATLLErRAISING In COLORADO.
WILD AND TAME SToCK-COLoRADO
SPRINGS-CATTE AT DENVER.
CORRESPONDENT of The TIi5une1


DENVER, Colorado, Aug Buffalo
can be seen every day along the lines of
our for Western railroads They have
become so accustomed to the cars that
they pay no more attention TO them than
do the cattle grazing beside the road
For 80 or 20 miles along the "bufalo
range" the carcasses are almost as thick
in some places as the lunches of "grama
grass" Whole herds died during the
terrific snow of last Winter some of them
appear just as they fell-mumiticd, as it
were by the dry air. Others, by far the
larger number, have been turned into
clean white skeletons by the wolves. Go
ing from Denver to Colorado Springs,
one journeys through the Platte Valley,
which has the appearance of an old,
healthy, and rich country. Colorado
wheat promises we'll this year, and Colo
rado farmers say they can prove it to be
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
RARTONSyILLE HOTEL.

:, This old established Hotel. having recently
qua .u1Ihged hands, and been throughly overhauled
Of r. an repaired will reopen, for the reception of
E1 EHesls on Tuesday, May 9th.
sirahn ahe public will always find this house de-
bs ba%o'e o place ofresort. Every department Will
tabIa managed in the best possible manner. The
saosI VIII be supplied with the best the Market
bnt bpS' ~ and connoisures will always find none
Cue, ule best wines and liquors at the bar.
tonnS CPu stabllng beloning to the Hotel, will be
obi;" at all times under the care of careful and
Uoiisihg attandants.
"-Ny -, 1872. ANTHONY Ii. ROEMER.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
DIR. N. L. PECK,
Surgeon Dentist,

Announces that having just returned from
Dental Collegs, he is fully prepared TO make
artificial teeth in the most beautiful and life
like manner, and 10 fill decayed teeth ac-
csrding TO the most improved method.
Teeth extracted without pain, when de-
sired, by the use of Nitrous Oxide Gas,
which is entirely harmless. Repairing OF
sll kinds neatly done. Ali work warranted.
Charges reasonable.
Office in ]. G.. Keller's new Brick build
ing, Main Street, Stroudsburg, Pa.
aug 3l-tf
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
DR. M. j. PATTERSON,
OPERATING AND MECHANICAL DENTIST,

Having located in East Stroudsburg, Pa, an
nounces that he is now prepared to insert arti-
fetal teeth in the most beautiful and life-like
manner. Also, great attention given to filling
and preserving the natural teeth Teeth ex-
tracted without pain by use of Nitrous Oxide
Gas. All other work incident to the profession
done in the most skillful and approved style.
All work attended to promptly and warranted.
Charges reasonable. Patronage of the public
solicited
Office in A. w. Loder's new building, op-
pOsite Analomink House, East Stroudsburg,
Pa. July II, 1S72-ly.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
AHES sE. WALTON.
" Attorney at Law,

Office in the building formerly occupied
sy L. NJ. Bqrson, and opposite the Sbouds-
burg Bank, Main street, Suoudsburg, Pa.
jan l3-tf
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22

Chester county is o. X. The treasurer
collected in term of twenty four days,
from the collectors, SIS, 900.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22

An infant left in cradle In York
borough, was bitten so badly in the face,
last Saturday, that it died in great agony.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
DIR. c. q. tEoFFaYAN. II. ID.

~ Would respectfully announce to the
public that he has removed his office from
oakland TO Canadensis, Monroe County, Pa.
Trusting that many years of consecutive
Practice Of Medicine and Surgery viii be 3
f'hclent guarantee for the public confidence.
February 2j, lS70.-tf.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22

There is a gentleman living at Cham
berburg who has collection of oil paint.
ings valued at sS0,000
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22

hELLERSVILLE HOTEL.
,bhe me Undersigned having purchased the
sD've :, wei known and popular Hotel Proper
~, y, would respectfully inform the travelling
HuDile tS 6, that he has refurnished and fitted up
PP,e Pa Hotel in the best style 4 handsome
a,, D,i, with choice Liquors and Segars, polite
N'pldantS and moderate charges.
CHARLES MANAL,
ocI ~ 1871 IT, Proprietor
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
D R. j. L A N T z,
Surgeon and Mechanical Dentist.

still has his Office Main Street, in the second
story Of DR.. Waltnns brick building neatly oppo
size the Stroudsburg House, aud be flatters himself
thai by eighteen years constant practice and the most
earnest and careful attention all matters pertaining
to hs profession that he is fully able to perform All
in the dental line III the Careful TASTE
fsl And skliiiiIl manner.
special attention given TO saving the Natural Teeth
al,e te the insertion of Artificial Teeth on Rubber
Geld, Silver or Continuous Gums and perfect fts In
all cases insured.
Most per>nns know The great folly and danger of
trusting their work 10 the inexperienced 10 those
living at 4 distance. April l3, lS1I.-ly
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22

This is how an editor lost his credit by
promptncss in paying back borrowed mon
ey:
Colonel, will you lead me hundred
to-day ?"
Cant possible do it, sir. l never loan
man money the second time when he
disappoints me the first"
'Some mistake, | reckon, colonel. [
paid you the fifty had last week"
''That's just it. | never expected *
back, so you disappointed me. Can't do
it sorry to say cant do it on principle"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22

Abraham w. Ballard, of Michigan, was
killed by lightning few nights since,
while in bed asleep. His wife, who was
sleeping with him, knew nothing of the
occurrence until she awoke quite late in
the morning and found him dead.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
ACKAWANNAFEOUSE.
OPPOSITE TIE DEPOT,

East Stroudsburg, Pa.
b. j. VAN COTT, Proprietor
=, ihe BAR contains the choiest Liquors and
'1e s TABLE is supplied with the best the market
"Aofds, Charges moderate may 5 1S72-tf.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-08-22
WATsON's
W MOunt Vernon House,
III and l19 North Second st.
ABOVE ARCH,
PHILADELPHIA.
KELLERSVILLE HOTEL.

May 30, 1872 1y.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-04-23
From Washington.
WASHINGTON, April

WASHINGTON, April 81.
All the general appropriation bills have
been acted upon by the House, except
the fertilization bill and the bill making
sundry civil expenses appropriations.
These could be disposed of in day or
two. Notwithstanding the tariff bill has
yet to be acted on, many Republicans
think that Congress can adjourn on the
goth Of May, and with this view, it is
probable n resolution will be introduced
in the House, tomorrow, fixing that time.
A majority Of the committee on ways and
means declined to act on a similar rcsolu-
ton from the Senate heretofore referred
to them. A prominent Republican mem
Der says that nineteen Democrats have
promised to vote with the Republican
who favor an adjournment at the time
stated.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-04-23

From description of the new tariff
bill now before Congress we extract the
following: Coming to the great class of
wool and woolens, we find clothing woods
costing 80 cents or less per pound rated
at cents per pound, and 0 per cent ad
valorem, in lieu of 10 and IL; costing
over 32 cents, 10 cents and 8 per cent ad
valorem, in lieu of II and 10. Comb.
ing woods costing 80 cents or less are
rated at 8 cents and 9 ad valorem, in.
stead of 10 and IL; costing more than
80, 10 cents per pound instead OF 2,and
also 10 per cent ad valorem US now,
Washed woods pay twice these rates and
secured three times. The bill thus pre-.
serves the old classification, but it omits
entirely the third class, or carpet woods,
on which the duty was and 6 cents per
pound on woods costing respectively II
cents or less and more than II cents.
Woolen cloths, shawls, etc., are made to
bear duty of 40 cents per pound and
80 per cent ad valorem, instead OF 80
cents and 81 per cent. Flannels and
worsteds are given an average duty oil
"a cents specific and 80 ad valorem, in
place of 80 and 80. OF the entire reduc.
ton by the bill of s2l 100000, $500.
600 falls upon wool and woolens. The
whole list of cotton duties is revised
thread, for instance, costing 40 cents pei
pound, is reduced from 10 cents to
specific costing so cents per pound
from 40 to "a cents, etc. Cotton bagginl
is rated at 2 cents per pound costing
cents, the old duty amounting to abou
40 per cent. Books are rated at 12l
cents per pound.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-04-23
Not that Kind of Nose.

A gentleman of Dayton dropped into
the rcading-room Of hotel in this city a
few days since, and while sitting there a
conversation upon politics grew up be-
tween himself and a stranger who was
stopping at the hotel. Now our Dayton
friend, we should explain, is blessed with
a nose of exceedingly roseate hue. The
stranger soon began a TRADE of abuse
against the Administration he denounc-
ed President Grant as both knave and
a fool, and asserted that our whole Gov.
eminent was very cesspool of corrup.
ton.
Our friend of the rubicund nasial Or
gan heard him through then rising from
his chair he astonished the stranger by
laying his finger upon his fiery red nose
and remarking "Seo here, stranger, I'm
not a Demycrat; that's boil."-Dayto'l
Journal