Rapides gazette. (Alexandria, La.) 1869-187?, 1872-01-27
Things Wise and 0thsrwIse.


yeast. Ivfnakas bread 81 hgIit that a
poer4s sf issswsigh& ,pBk tWslxAsARs
Rumor state that Il Michigan Fresh.
man ,is 80 short, that, when he ia sick r
hsu tloes got lknGW whether he has
headache or corns. s,f,.,.,.,, ~;,s.g
AyegggNap Efrpe4 ints book
shOp and said he walted /" A young.
mali's toin1ISahioh,v Vile We'll, sif,s said
tI9 lb6ookseller,"s 6 Istiieres = nj. only
Says Dick to Jack, g Your PEI hbosasi
say you wf:ihgle. With our wifi a.eI!clf
d1y.. 'uP0oh4a R6ofYl r. said JAck,
y they only joke; 'tis nov a fortnight
since we spokeF HninioJ sn0
"a, ,,iegro hoy of eight i1ay u pi6tdrs,
primer to teach hinr his letters One.
Of the pictures is that Of bull chasing
q boy, which the little ,dafket, watches
from day to day, gleefalIy exclahnhl2.
sf.he HASH 66tched 6ih{ Set Z! - =
gentleman s'o one DAY lsy Was Was Walking
away with large pudding close By.
when he wssgdd w ~ Sefvaht ltlmt IL
was a. tlesssePtnaa Itisiiafters riot TO
me,n said he, II would eat itifit we're
h wilderness. .Hs9uf % u npli T1rrts
liza milkmaid, ,.t3hf !gazeAyg ,fgad.s siu5eebees
In height, WINS 'siptiiIg olP Il t8 IL. 81.
ged stool, took. four piIlts 0fsMiik from
every. fiftern cosvs, what was ,fKu Size
Of the field. IN which the animals graz,
ed, and what. was the girls W. '.f = .
a KNOWING bSE.GaIs jonathan
DnmpyItere Z, asked t;. r;lws sa,qsluntryl.
/ fellow, boltiNg sint0 "a Gitylf ptiat
office. g dopf know such ,,5ll, lpsa;l
replied the foreman 4" Dont, sou
know. .Iiini Y exclaif JQpatlan, 4 Why
1 he courted my sister p
A HaytfoEd ladly, screamed .litsle
4 at the lsppilertaRlee II, fsy eYeqingss
1 ago, when nic!lie popped pBt, sof y.
s'dpughnnE which shee NlS y. CON pyeyilg
/ to her .mVutlA ,ahd ss;a alapered, prerilRr,
shoulders and neck. - The .ladN was,
! about to eat tbe mouse out ,.ofI house
and home, Which It lad jast ieatfp Is,
self iEtes ,tl.lOssssiii a N
/ KISS Me- ConpQ pQsera. .-shnu1diaa;
4 more careful Hl sselfetina llalneF for
! their nusical aelnss fJr very freqaemt-
i ly.ths pdlest rnistak akes arissI &r49 dljs
4 iaIiosyncrsscy. Tie following amusing
INSTANCE VI occAsi0aar nislispo II t6b
by a correspondent: 1.,..s,ao a,
n A very pretty aud exeeedingly mod
est young lady erliei other morning
4 ste,.leti intv.a wyll-klpwp npsic store
to make. some purchases. and was
/, waited upon by ali equally modest
cle,k. .9es s.li IN si .is11i;ai1 silif Nor
4 sTIirswing, hack IherIrsil shsolady
y said: .4,s.l.,,n z,a,s.I. mol
II ~ want Rock Meto Sleep.r
I -Pr0curing tive music. .,thty ehfig m.
J, tlenrsp laid it bstYre. her.,., ssad sI',a.,,
"a Now, sid the young lady. ~
4 want hcHWauaefi,ig issati!!s !sepi.yh ss"''
! TlK elttk bowesly ;lattl lttfisxw AIso
protlacel.ngsr a II eI ia,js ,zsI,ss
4. And p9w,7 eycl;yiped the pprcl,a,
4 ssr ss''ls M'n = ! sS s'a " 5' SYlHss,E SYnslHss,Es A "
5 tThe eaanfirsumsea Hligssef iii
RueeisMaze,nsnt ,sli,lg i,lliH ,bnBss
ri ,l..,MhTYhat AM yo!l say, Mis- Fihs
b at length found q nd words a. to;!s6 i ,sta
h. I-Acsn't l5i it,n he sasptd,I iii ago.
9 ny; ~ never kissed q yolasgs Ilady IN
D my lite.a alsa.s i Eists <ssl,q3,eR sliie
!. would he pnixI1isstfrr, fr1 Hurried Ii sIacil,c
r tile music On the e6iihtr, i06k a NASTY
: departure yFhe clsr'z oslly'l ftsbvtred
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