The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-06-16
ling Star and Catholic Messenger.
Nv ORLEANS. SUNDAY. JUNE Is. 1874.

ming Star and Catholic Messenger.
rW ORLEANS. SUNDAY. JUNE Is. lsia.
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be first ark.tio explorers-Nosh's bed
hat is the use Of seat Of war for q
ding armyf . -
thing sometimes "brought to pass"-a,
,terfeit note. Il
veetening ones coffee 10 generally the
stirring event Of the day.
by is life the greatest conundrums
.use all have to give it up. 10
ldy's shop boy wont get up in the
ming. He says it's sleep year. .
D wonder all lawyers are ~ much alike.
' pass their lives in following suAk"
,ver take OFF aannel becaHAs Il: ieoks
spring. Flannel never 1ooked hke
e. - r. , '.c7 s1s!s'.t - !.
NV rising was once On ljsdieatioo Of
T.. bat now It iadisssss tAas .; naa' u
Itv. ~ r tH. '-"ta-'. !,
~. peop,. 40. .. IL sb.lir ,ashs.I w y
comse, and wouid cattle themselves In
|, by standing. ~; -" ..'ttJ > p, - y
nv a 4 persoa that dfssfkeS letter.
ina like . saRersapnaseA soidiAf { b,
e he is pen-ehHnner.-, -,s,.,.,,as.s e6t
a artist painted . eanpon % naturally,
when e. wss 'anfStiing the touch -hole
emit oh-ss . very good price. =, 80 I'd =
be di6ienlty Ia life lathe sssue - the
guilty in grsaassaf--to kaow whoa so
. the exceptions t. the rslss: q Ss".i
celebrated clergyman recently aaid that
I'd found more, good in bad people, and
10 bad in good people than he ever az
led. .c.7 t-.5 80. ia ST -'''e'
he people Of Wyoming don't know
Their to call their female jndge:a jos
as Of the peace or Q .lnstice OF the
Tess. rjofa! 3, -. -.
Cornishman is said to have become 80
hal by reason of blasting accidents that
cannot hear q bank report without
milling. .-. ..-.. ,., -,
Young lady of our town being recon-
lded to exercise for her health, said she
lid lump at an offer aud run the risk.
at did she mean.
he pun fiend is again on the war path.
9 is his latest effort: .'Why' is an egg
duced last month like q native of Malac-
I Because it is May lay" "
|. Missouri murderer, sentenced 10 be
ged offers to shoot George Francis
liz if the Governor will pardon him.
proposition is worthy Of consideration.
|. man called another an extortioner for
ng him. "Why, my FREUD" replied
man who brought the suit. I" did it to
ige you" "To oblige me, indeed-how
S "Why to oblige you to pay me-"
he authorizes of the song "Kathleen
yourneeu" says she wrote one Of its
"a purposely to trouble the uCockney
rblers" in tie "h" dropping. This is
line: ..... ..r....$s.. .
" The 'orn of the 'unter is card On tho Ill"
4 man was examining an umbrella, and
nmented upon it's fine quality. "Yes,"
ID person present, che fancies every
ng lie sees" Aud" added third
ty, sis inclined to seize everything he
Victor Hugo says Of the Paris gamin
There are two things of which he Is the
ntalus, which he is always Wishing for,
h never attaiDs-the overthrow Of the
and to get his trowsers
nded."
said q Detroit lady, to o gentleman Of
lt city, you are not m usician, be-
e." mo-" said he, ''if were the pro.
etor of hand organ set expressly to
" odd hundred i couldn't get seventy
3 out Of it." :,
Is What are you digging there for y
sed loiterer Of three men who were
,ging O trench in the street. "Money
T." the answer came. The man watched
|, operators until. the joke got through
!, roots of his hair and then moved on.
An original poem thus immortalizes the
ginal settlers at Derry field, New Hamp
lire, the former name of Manchester
1t was often said that thei! only care.
Rsss q s AND
There is man employed as porter OIL
railway who brags of having a watch
iich keeps correct time. He was heart
remark not many mornings since, upoI
ling out his watch, "If the sun amt owe
ht hill IN a minnit and a half lie will b,
Ee."
IA toll gate keeper in Virginia was latef!
ought before q magistrate for cruelty t,
B daughter, oceasioned by her allowing
r lover to drive through the gate free
len she had charge Of it. Like one o
|akespeare's heroinee, "She never toile'
II love-" g. ...
IA gentleman, while making a speech il
lwTence, Mass., the other evening, mad
rtently stepped forward and off the plat
Fm. To the peals Of laughter that greet
his uniucky fall, he claimed that an.
eaker had q right "to come down to tn
vel of his audience"
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