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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-06-21
PREAMBLE.

The ministers Of the Methodist Episco.
pal Church stationed within the bounds
Of the Wheeling District, West Virginia
Conference, desiring to cultivate our men.
tai and social powers, and believing that
frequent association will tend to the &C.
compllshment Of this purpose, do hereby
organize such association as permanent
body, and adopt the following
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-06-21
GheGttelIia

FRIDAY, JUNE FL, 1872.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
To Females.

When female is in trouble, or afflicted
with disease, as weakness of the back and
limbs, pain in the head, dimncss of sigh,
loss OF muscular power, palpita,ion of the
heart, lrritnbility, nervousness, extreme URN.
AIRY difficulties, arrangement of digestive func
tons, general debility, vagini,is, all diseases OF
the womb, hystcria, steriity and all othc,
diseases peculiar to females, she should 90 o,
write at once to the celebrated female doctor.
w. X. Dohcrty, at his Medical Institute, and
consult him about her troubles and disease,
The Doctor is eiftcting more cures than any
other Physician in the State of California.
Let no false delicacy prevent yoa, but apply
immediately ana save yourself from painful
suicrings and premature death. Married La
dies, whose delicate health or o;hci circum-
stances prevent an increase in their families.
should write OF call ut DR.. W. X. Doherty's
Medical Institute, and they will receive every
possible relief and help. The doctors Offices
are so arranged that he can BE- consulted with
out fear of observation.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
To the mlctcC

DR.. W. X. DOHERTY returns his sincere
thanks to his numerous patients for their pat
ronagc, and would take this opportunity 10
remind them that he continues to consult at
his Institute for the cure of Chronic Diseases of
the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and
Genito-C rinary Organs, and all Private Dis
eases, viz Syphilis mall its forms and stages
Seminal Weakness, and all the horrid consc-
qnenccs ofself-nbuse ;GonorrhTa, elect, Strict
urcs, Nocturnal and Diurnal Emissions, Sex
ual Debility, Diseases of the back and Loins.
inflammation Of the bladder and Kidnrvs, etc.
and he hopes his long experience and success
full practice will continue to insure him II share
ofpublic patronage. by his practice of many
years in Europe and the United States, he is
enabled TO apply the most efficient and sue
ressfu remedies against diseases of all kinds
lie uses no mercury, charges moderate, treat.
his patients in IL correct aud honorable way
and has references Of ucquestionablc veracit,
from men of known responsibility and hir
standing in society. All parties consulting
him. by letter or otherwise, will receive III
best and gcntlest treatment, and implicit
secrecy.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

To KEEP NAILS FROM RrsTING.-A
scientific journal says: When nails are
used in position in which they are greatly
subjected to air and moisture. it will always
pay to prepare them in such manner they
will not rust This may be accomplished
without any difficulty by heating quan;i-
ty of nails on shovel, and throwing them
while quite hot, into vessel containing
coarse oil or melted grease. The nails
should not so be so hot that the grease will
be made to smoke freely. Cut nails pre-
pared in this manner are Improved in
every respect. They are rendered tough
or aud they will ou,last any kind of wood.
even though buried in the ground; while
uuprcp,red nails arc completely destroyed
BY rust 10 very short time.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
To Correspondents.

Patients fmalc or fcmalc) residing in any
part OF the State, however distant, who may
desire the opinion and advice of DR.. pohcrty
in their respective eases, aud who think prop
cr to submit written statement of such. in
preference to holding II personal interview are
respectfully assured that thci, communication.
will he held most sacred.
If the case be fully and canddly described.
personal communication will be unnecessary
rs instructions for diet, regimen, and the gen.
cral treatment OF the case itself including he
rcmedcs) will he forwarded without DELAY,
anu IN such n manner as to convey no idea of
the purport Of the letter or parcel so transmit.
ted.
CONSULTATIONS ny letter or otherwise FREE,
Permanent cure guaranteed, or no pay. AL
dress,
W. X. EOHERTY, ND,
San Francisco CAL.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
EYE, EAR, THROAT and lungs.
JNO. b. PILkINGTON, Nj. ID.

I ATE of San Francisco. has established him.
i 4 self in Portland, Oregon, offices ) and 4
Holmes Building, First street. three doors from
I-add Tilton's bank. where he may be con-
suited daily, and will treat diseases of the
above named organs rs his srccialtics.
All operations Of the Eye and Ear made in
the most scientific manner. ARTIFICIAL EYES,
having all the beauty and mobility of the nat.
ural eye, inserted.
Refers for his professional standing to l.. C.
Lane, NJ. d., Professor Of Surgery, and Edwin
Bentley, NJ. d., Professor of Anatomy, Uni
versity of the Pacific and for his success in
treating patients to over | 800 cases treated by
him in San Francisco : also to Levi Estes.
Esq, Portland. Vim. II. Dillon, Esq, Vancou
yer, John Alexander. Esq, Courville, W. T.,
and others on this North coast.
August 90, 1871.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

WATERING PLANTS WITH lRoN.-lt is
stated that wonderful effects may be oh
tanned by watering fruits aud vegetables
with solution of sulphatc of iron. Treat
cd in this way beaus will grow nearly
double the szc aud will have much more
savory taste. yhs pear sestns especial.
adapted for this treatMent. 1t is equally
applicable to "plants and flowers" i'm
parting to them unusual growth and beau
ty. Nails thrown into water AMI left t.
rust will give to it all the necessary quail
ties for forcing vegetation as described.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

These Eitters arc prepared from the most choice
nnd " holcsomc herbs and roots. and have given
universal satisfaction wherever tried. thousands
dysp ptics have found relief through their use,
md pilsSic ianS rprom nd hem or The cure OF Ill
ti>sseI of the blood and liver, and irregularities
ucadlchc, Rilinu, ness and Constipation General
Debility and lo.sof Appetite al nre caused b. the
terhn cement Of the Stomach. LAYER and other
been successfully used and warranted to allc.
waite he sufferer in all the above cases.
CERTIFICATES.
MrssRs. II. ErsrEiN + Go:
ably to your wish have carefully tested and KIM
inci tho sampl, of your mi Bitters, which YOU
gent me- an! lind IL not only an csrs,sas Bitt.rs
''''' AA' p'''A'''''' O G. HOLLAND. MD.
.Crrv AID COUNTY HOSPITAL. San francisco.
| hiy; carefully examined d. Henley's IxL
could injure even the most delicate constitution.
nm able 10 determine It. should judge that the
MI Bitters must be n very efficient remedy in
Ssin@ os nu nnf
vegetable drugs which ar, principally used in dis.
eases Of that nature. and are OF tho greate-t
efficiency in their cure H. ExcELs NJ n.
Asst Res. Physician Apothecary G. / c. Hospital
.,srA ATE; AssAxEns OFFICE San Francisco July
Mrs:Rs. II. EPSTEIN Co Gents: I have made
found them entirely free Of deleteri0us mineral
substances Lofts rIEs' fsHifLKENAu State A.snycr.
Beware OF Counterfeits None genuine without
DR. Henley signature the top OF each bottle.
Every Family should have u Hottie
In the house. SOld everywhere.
II. 1cI1I,TT;IN.
Sole Proprietors,
No SIC Front Street, San Francisco Cal
GROSS CO.. as W. Lake st., Chicago. Ills.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

CHOCOLATE CAEE.--One cup sugar.
one half cup butter, onc-half cup milk,
two eggs, one teaspoohful soda and two cups
-four; CRATE one-half cake chocolate
and mix one half cup milk aud the yolk OF
one egg, sweetcn to taste, and add one tea.
spoon vanilla; boil till soft, and then mix
together aud bake threc-quartcrs of an
hour. This will make one very large cake
~ bake the first mixture in sheets and
after baking the chocolate spread it be-
tween and it will make delicious chocolate
jelly cake.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

To CLEAN FURNITURE-An old cabi.
net maker says the best preparation for
cleaning picture frames and restoring fur.
niture, especially that somewhat marrcd or
scratched, is mixture Of three parts lin.
seed oil and one part spirits of turpent.ne
1t not only covers the dis6gured surface,
bnt restores wood to its original color and
leaves lustrc upon the surface. Put on
with a wooden cloth, and when dry rub
with WOODEN,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

IRISH OR SWEET PoTATo PIE.-Boil
one pound potatoes very tender and rub
through seive; add six eggs, three.
quarters Of pound sugar, one half pound
butter, one nutmeg, one tablespoonful cs-
senee Of lemon and, if wanted, one glass of
wine; pour in puff paste and bake, with
one crust, twenty minutes.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

VINEGAR IN THREE WEEKs.-Mo'as-
scs, one quart; yeast, one pint put in a
jug or key containing three gallons soft
water. Tie thin piece of gauze over the
mouth or bunghole aud set the vessel in
the sun. Set it in a warm place in winter.
10 three weeks you will find good vinegar.
More molasses and yeast will make stronger
vinegar.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

u A grecn-tomato pie is make as fol.
lows: Cut the tomatoes in slices and lay
in pan covered with paste season with
vinegar, butter and lemon then add an.
other layer Of tomatoes and season as be.
fore,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
SperIllNtOrrllOcO.

DIR. D0llERTY has just published an i'm
rorlant pamphlet embodying lis own view.
and experiences in relation to Impotence or
Nirility being n short Treatise on Spcrma-
torrhoca or Seminal Weakness, Nervous and
Physical Debility consequent on this affection
and other Diseases of the Sexual Organs.
This little work contains information of the
utmost value to all whether married or single,
and will be sent FREE by mail on receipt Of
Six CENTS in postage stamps for rctu IN postage
Address W. X. DOHERTY. NJ u.
San Francisco, Cal.
October ), 1867. 4S:tf
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

ribbons RENEwED.-Wash in cool
soap suds and iron while damp. Cover the
ribbon with clean cloth and pass an iron
over it,. Ifyou wish to stiffen the ribbon,
dip It while drying into gum arabic water.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

To CLEANSE THE INSIDE OF JARS
Fill them with hot water and stir in a
spoonful or more Of pearlash empty them
10 al hour, and if not perfectly clean, fill
again and let them stand few hours. For
large vessels I've may be used.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
Valuable Claim on WILDLY Is.
land for Sale!

TNHE undersigned offers his Farm, consisting
i Of 200 acres of land, for sale. so acres
are fenced and seeded down.
The orchard contains 300 thriving fruit trees,
all of the choicest gratis and in the healthiest
condition, consisting of q variety of cherry,
plum and apple. They will yield this year
over $50 bushels of fruit.
There are 40 acres of good marsh land, easily
drained if desired in the above farm.
There are two dwelling houses, but Joined
under one roof, a large shed barn, a house
suitable for winterng apples, etc., on the
premises.
There are two good roads leading from the
Farm. one to Crescent lIarbor, the other to
Oak fIarbor.
Tie above farm lies about two miles north
of Crescent Ilarbor
For further particulars apply to Messrs. G..
.. Halter Co., Coupevile, or to
VALENTINE l.. BRADLEY.
April %, 1871. 26:tf
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

SMOKY LAMPs-Coal oil lamps that are
subject to smoking may be improved by
putting from two to three tablespoons Of
coarse salt in them. 1t will make the
lights more brilliant and clear, aud keep
the wick clean, besides the prevention Of
smoke
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

To KEEP KNIVES FROM RUsrING.-
Scour them on board crosswise, with
some dry brick, after having wiped them
perfectly dry; aud put them away with
out wiping of the brickdust
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

To REMOVE GREASE PROM FLoons.-
Apply paste Of wood ashes; keep it on
several days and then wash of.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

AIR Your BEps.-Some advocates for
excessive ncatness have the beds made up
Immediately they are vacated. 1t is nee
essary to expose the clothing to the air for
a couple of hours before the beds are made.
Open the windows as wide as possible,
and set open the door also. Unless there
is thorough drausht of air, there is no
ventilation of sleeping room. The only
exception to this rule is during high
winds, or when the door cannot safely re.
main open in very wet and foggy weather.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24

3RooMs.-Brooms are so generally used
and abused that, their freshness worn off.
they are too soon discarded. When a
broom begins to succumb to wear and tear,
place it in pan of boiling water for few
seconds, shaking it well, and drying it
quickly in the sun or near the FIRE. If the
bottom edge is wearing uuevcnly, tie a
string around it until it is dry. and trim off
the uneven edge carefully. Whisk brooms
may be treated in the same way.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
Che farm md the Nousrhold.

n6r We respectfully solici, contributions 10
this department of our paper. Farmers and
their wives might contribute much to add an
interest 10 sisis column and which would result
IN their mutual benefit. Ii you make an i'm
ror,aut discovery in tillage of the soil, the cul
iare of crops. the Improvement orcare OF stock
or any other matsvr of general interest, give
rs the particulars for publication
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
For Il Five Dollar GreenbaCk
MAPS OF
WASHINGTON TERRITORY,

West Of the Cascades.
CCALE 1 miles to inch. Map II by feet
- in size.
Mounted on rollers, Colored and Vanished,
81, currency Pocket Edition, Book Form,
81 so.
Land Surveys, Indian and Government Re-
serves, Soundings, Prairies and Tide Lands
shown. Endorsed by the officers of the Uni
ted States Land Offices and Coast Survey as
the best map extant. Every quarter of sur
veyed land can be located on this map as read.
lily as on the Land Office plats.
For sale by HAZARD STEVENS,
Olympia. W.T..
Olympia, Sept. 90, 1871. 47:m3
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1872-02-24
Rents Property
Notary Public and Collector Of Claims.
.RZEERS 70

RZEZRS 70
Gen. James Tilton, former Surveyor General
ofWashingtOn Territory.
Mcssrs. A. Il. & {. +. Tilton, Bankers. 81
Liberty st, New York.
Messrs. Ladd Tilton, Bankers, Portland, o.
Gen. John McCracken, Portland, q.
Geo. s. Gladwin, Esq, Broker, San Fran.
cisco.
Id. Lowenberg, ESQ.,, Victoria.
September "a, 1870. 47:tf
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

s)nO EAST 9TH STA RESPECTABLE YOUNG
AOO girl chambernaid and waitress; will assist
with washing and ronng best city reference from last
Mace
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

7SO WEST eth ST., SECOND FLOOR, ROOM "a
IOC competent young girl rs first class chaTbermad
In first class boarding house objection to hotel good
rpfe
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

OS1 ID AVA RESPECTABLE YOUNG GIRL AS
CCf chambermaid and waitress in a private family
best reference Call at her present employers
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

COZ It'll Av. IN THE STORE.-A RESPECTABLE
OCf young girl chambcrmaid and to assist in the
washing and ironing, chambermad and to do plain
sewng good city reference objection to the country
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30
SITUATIONS waNTED-MALEs.
Housokeepers, &c.

IQ0 WEST 22D STA SCOTCH PROTESTANT
How girl a. housekeeper and seamstress and
Mt and would assist with Homework country Preferred
good reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

cox STH Av., BETWEEN 63D AND ATH SITS, IN
CCs) conec onery store.-A respectable young girl
chambermaid and waitress; can do plain sewing; good
reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

iO third floor, front room-As first class laundress or
would cook wash and iron small family Objec-
ton to the country excellent city reference from last
ployer.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

81 WEST 9TH ST.-TWO RESPECTABLE GIRLS;
Il first class laundress the other
waitress; objection to the country good city refer
ences.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

400 9TH Ay BETWEEN 37TH AND 18Th sTS-A
To- respectable young girl to do chamberwork to
mind children. Call for two days.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

N AMERICAN LADY WISHES A SITUATION Al
n housekeeper Immediately for a wdower preferred ;
objection 10 the country Address Mrs s.. Herald Up
town Branch office
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

G1Q 9TH Av., NEAR 18TH sT-AS PARLOR MAID
O-fO or chambcrmaid and assist with fine washing;
understands a fine futng; Is rst class chambermaid
Newport preferred many years reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

kO0 9TH Av., NEAR BOTH STA YOUNG GIRL
CCO as chambcrmaid and waitress; willing to go in
the country; best city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

177 7TH AVA NEAT TIDY GIRL TO DO UP
washing and roning best city reference from her last
place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

OQS I'd Av., NEAR 23D STA RESPECTABLE
s)JD cook and to assist with coarse wash
ing; is good cook and baker. Can be seen for two
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

TX MADISON AVA COMPETENT WOMAN AS
80 hrst class cook Can be seen at her present en-
ploycr's.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

100 WEST HOUSTON STA RESPECTABLE
lCC young woman to do homework in private fam
y Is willing and oblgtng; best city reference If
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

O0C WEST 9TH STA PROTESTANT WOMAN TO
1OA do general homework In small private family
city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

so DIVISION ST, THIRD FLOOR. BACK, ROOM IL
ON respectable woman in II small family to do plain
!cooklng; is q good washer and ironer
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

4 RESPECTABLE MARRIED WOMAN AS HOUSE,
N keeper, would take care of invalid Indy or go
travelling the months; best reference II re-
qurcd. Address Mrs. j. SHERMAN, Greenville Post
office, N. j.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

OF EAST a9TI ST, ROOM IA PROTESTANT
Il girl, lately landed, chamber maid and
stress; willing and obging.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

SE0 42D ST, CORNER 18TH AVA YOUNG GIRL
ODeJ chambermaid and waitress; objection to
assist in washing and ironing best city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

400 EAST 18TH ST., IN STORE.-A RESPECTABLE
fLC young girl as first class chambermaid and wait
ress would assist with the washing and ironing OBJ
lection to the country best city reference from her last
place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1872-04-30

O!O WEST 18TH STA RESPECTABLE YOUNG
AIJ girl as chambermaid and TO do fine washing and
ironing; IL good operators willing and oblging; best
rnf
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1872-12-27

LIGHTING THE INDIANS. -Advices from
Arizona to the 14.h OF December have
been received. General Crooks scouts
have taken tho field from Dale Creek,
Camp Whipple, Camp Verde, Apache
Camp, Comp Mcdowell and Camp Grant,
and are moving toward the country oc .
cnpied by the Tonto and Pinai Apachos.
The scouts arc assisted by Pah, Ute,
Apache and Yuma Indians. The hostile
Apaches OF the Upper Verde river are
retreating to the mountains. It is gene
rally believed that the hostile tribes will
bo brought to terms during this winters
campaign.
a New York paper gives currency to
the report that Theodore Tilton will pub.
lish statement in the Golden Age deny
ing the domestic Irregularities recently
alluded to by Woodruff & ClaHin. His
statement has been ready for some time,
but was withheld until tho women were
releasod on bail. Mr.. Tilton at first de-
termined to ignore the whole matter, but
has been 30 severely pressed that he has
determined to make statement.
A Boston man has invented "pocket
companion and guido to happiness. in
tho shape Of bottle made to look ex-
actly like a cigar. On tho cars, or even
when walking with "the pride OF your
heart" you put the supposed cigar be.
tween your lips, and before you have
time to ask whether smoking is objcc
tionable, You bite off tho end Of the
cigar (hn! haD and drink of old rye
corrugates your throat i'll n twinkling.
Five students. in attendance at the
Sandy Greek Union School, keep union
bachelors hall. Every morning one OF
them builds the fire, another mixes the
battor, third greases the grildlc, a
fourth danbs the batter upon the same,
q fifth prizes the cakes of, and the whole
five thon swallow this result of co-opc.
ratiyo labor.
A respectable young man in Spaldips
County, Georgia, got hold of some
Griffin whiskey last week, and immedi
ately went to STEALING 1t is not surpris
ing i'll the least, as We have some of .ht
same sort down this way.
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1872-12-27


JOSH B1LLINas' COOP RRzo1uaHuna
FOR l873.-That WON'T smoke ennv
more cigars. only pt somebody's else ex-
That / won't borry nor lend-espeshi
| ly lend.
That j will live within my inkum. if i
nav tew git trusted tew do it.
That won't advise ennybody until j
kno the kind ov advise they ars anxious
tew follow.
That won't wear emmy more tite
ooots' II hav tew go barefoot tew do it.
ihat won't swop dogs with no man.
unless kan swop two for one.
That won't sware enny. unless nm
| under cath.
That poverty may be blessing, but il
IL H. ~, 1t IL blessing in disguise.
Ihat will take mi whiskey hereafter
t,n!eht-straight tew the gutter.
Ihat the world owes me living-pro-
| vided earn it.
deakon. '''S
That no man shall beat me in polite.
ness, not so long az politeness kontinnes
tew be az cheap az it liz now.
That If man kalls me q phool. i wont
ask him tow prove it.
That will lead q moral life avan ;f
go !onesum and lose good deal of phun
by it.
That it man tells me mule wont
RICK, will beIeave what lie seq without
tricing it.
That the best time tew repent of a
blunder liz jnst before the blunder il
made.
That will tri hard to be honest, but it
Will be just my luck to miss it,
That won't grow emmy kats. Sponta-
neous kats hav killed the bisness.
mat Will love mi mother-in-law, if it
takes all the money kan earn tew dew it.
That believe real good lies are getting
skarser and skarser every day.
That when hear O man Dragging on
hlz ancestors, i won't envy him, but j
will pity the ancestors.
Finally, will sarch for things that are
iittle' Tor things that are lonsum, avoid
ing all torch lite proceshuns. bands oy
brass music, wimmins' rights conven.
shuns, and grass widders generally.