The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-01-19
SUNDRIEs.

The woman's elub-The broomstic1-
The Pacific mails-Quiet busbend=
If all flesh IS grass. is hay beef a la
moved?
ship.
Most people sleep harder on soft
beds. -.-.
A child Of the sea-The barbor
buoy.
Gratitudesis the memory of the
heart.
The idle.H0aF is the devils .opportu-
| Self-madeamen are very apt to wor-
ship their hnalzeF
1 Why are. young ladies partial TO sun
set and twilight? Because they arc
the daughters of Eve.
May not a hermit justly call his cave
a maRshun. Esa
Hoqse painters are the most per-
sistent huers of wood.
The best way to make time go fast is
to use the spur of the moment
Tit for Tat-It is bea1rty's privilege
to kill time; and, in revenge, time kills
beauty.
Consider Glass is the name Of a Bos-
ton painter and glazier
The four rules of good health are
said to be
E5s2f G5s2 ldBagpgii'3;s ssBmpsiEipR;ss1qPen - air
A boarding house keepermixed some
patent medicine in his hash because It
was advertised as cure for consump-
ton.
My dear sir, I viii pay youin time
and since time is money, the longer
you wait the surer you are of your
pay.
A rich London musicaIamateur rivas
splendid private parties, at which the
best professionals perform, but he in
yltes only men. He says women's pet
ticOats absorb the sound.
Men are frequently like tea-the real
strength and goodness are notproperiy
drawn out Of them until they havebee1
for short time IN hot water
Why is a very pretty, weu-maae.
tashlonahIe girl like thrifty house
keeper? Because she makes q great
hustle about a very small 1gujst.
The strongest propensity IN Il wo-
man s nature, says a careful student OF
the sex, is to want TO know what is go
ing on, and the next is to boss the job.
A Connecticut woman consoled hcr
boy, who wept because she wouTTv-t
let him 80 to the circus, bv prom. ng
hlm leave to so down town and see his
father have a tooth pnlled.
a rural editor has lost AL faith i'm
the lack Of horse shoes. He nailed
one over his door recently. and that
morning there came bv mail three
duns and seven ''stops, and mm
called with a revolver 90 ask "7yho
wrote that articlea"
An old lady, walking with her two
grown daUghtersOn a moonlight night.
displayed her knowledge of astrgro-
my by pointing hesveuward -anI rx-
claiming, Oh my dcaTs. do iooI, at
them beautiful stars. Juniper and
Harchl
peasant went into a large citv.
and, among other objects that srr~r.E
his fancy, was arrested bv a BANKING
Office, where he saw people 20 out and
in, without getting any goods appar-
emily, as IN other shops. He yentIircI
TO enter and ask the teller what WINS
sold shera. Asses heads" was tho
sneeHng reply. 'What a business YOU
haye!" said the rustic, ''I see you have
but one left"
Oar major, says an old Mexican vol
unteer, had very long feet, and also q
horse that threw every one but the ma
ior. One evening the majors servant
vas out on the parade ground with the
horse, and, as usual, got thrown oil.
when one of the boys spoke up and
SAID, Il know why1- the horse don't
iLlFo% IN Q 7tll. the major. Why" was asked
the majors got such long feetythatEthe
horse thinks he Is in shafts. - obfLc
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