Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1872-11-28

finished.
Always something new and nice at
Weston q Frazer, opposite Post office.
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The young lady with speaking eyes
has made them quite hoarse by over
using them.
A Baltimore doctor rides i'm bug
gy drawn by two lively negroes, since
his horse has been an invalid.
A political opponent mentions an
Iowa paper as being ''printed on cheese
press, with shoe-pegs for type"
A tart temper never mellows with
age, and sharp tongue is the only edge
tool that grows keener by constant use.
An Iowa man who went hunting
with horse and buggy killed one bird
and shot the top of his horses head off.
See if you have any poor neighbors
who are suffering this cold weather. If
so, help them out of your abundance.
The time of ice and snow has come,
and the urchins are wild over the pros
pect of skating, already they are tinker
ing with their skates, and making trades.
| A careful observer has noticed that
young ladies with new solitaire diamond
rings never need much urging to play
the piano.
| -"Candy-pulls" are the latest excuse
for getting a number of young people
together, and having genuine, old
fashioned romp.
A Western journal offers this in
ducement: "All subscribers paying in
advance will be entitled to a first-class
obituary notice in case of death.''
For the incest and finest lot of
Gents Furnishing Goods ever brought
to this market, go to the United States
Clothing store. 13tf
Old winter squatted right down in
the lap of Miss Fall one night not long
since, and now the old chap is trying to
play her game of freeze out.
Persons should fully prepay their
letters that they drop into the Post
Office, as double rates are charged at
the office Of delivery if not prepaid.
| Since Grants reelection everything
is as quiet as ''mice." Local editors
have to scratch their heads several times
| he ore they can fill their columns.-Er.
We furnish Envelops with Busi-
ness Card thereon, nearly rs cheap as
the blank envelopes can be purchased
elsewhere. nj
| Adam Urmson started one day last
week for his old hunting ground in
Forest county, Pa. We hope he may
have abundant success in bringing
down many deer.
There will be no public services on
Thanksgiving in Millersburg. Have
the people here nothing to thank the
Lord for? 1t looks little strange to
say the most of it.
The Chicago Times says Mrs. o.
Leary wonders ''if thin Boston spal-
poems will be after schwearing that it
was her poor baste of COW that burned
their city,"
A poor but honest young lady, who
earns a living by working OH hoop
skirts, in reply to an inquiry, stated
that she had spent the summer sat the
springs"
They tell of Western boy who
was fOoling on stump and fell off, cut
ting his throat with a knife he held in
his hand. Mr.. Greeley had no knife i'm
his hand, however.
What broad hints some of our ex-
changes do give for somebody to give
them a Thanksgiving turkey. Poor
fellows, we hope they have got what
they want.
"A New England bridegroom, on
their wedding tour, were recently taken
from the station to the hotel in Boston
in a hack drawn by oxen with white
ribbons on their horns.
The District Court at Mansfield,
Ohio, has commenced the trial of the
celebrated Sturges will case, in which
about sixty thousand dollars are in
volved.
"A Model bill, made out by an old
farmer against his neighbor, reads as
follows: "Neighbor A, debtor to B, to
horse and wagon goin' to mill once
since and twice efore, one dollar"
A phriend pheeling phunnily phig-
urative, FURNISHES the phollowing:
I" 4ty 4tunate 4esters 4tuitously 4tifying
4 4lorn 4tresses, 4cibly 4bade 4ty Amid
able 4eigners 4ming 4aging 4ces.
1t really requires more delicacy OF
touch, better acquaintance with the
inner motions of the heart, and grander
pathOs of sentiment to make declara-
ton of love than it does to put up
stove.
!. One of our young men who went to
party in the country the other night,
says he don't know what made him so
sick unless it was a quart of cider he
drank before supper and several tinfuls
!, after.
-" Who was the meekest man, my
son?" said a superintendent of boys
Bible class in this State. "Moses, SIR
Every well, my boy and who was the
meekest woman?" "Please, sir, there
never was no meekest woman"
1t is said that the old observances
! of New Years Day will be very much
neglected on the approaching anniyer-
sary. We have heard this said so many
times now that we are beginning to
lose faith in the prediction.
Parties wishing to send money Or
ders, by the northern mail should get
them before 10 o'clock A. NJ. and not
wait till the last minute when there is
always throng. That mail closes as
10 :4J.
For anything in the Clothing line
you can buy it for cash cheaper than
the cheapest, at the United States ClO-
thing Store, which beats all COMPETE
ton. Don't forget the place, and call
at the old United States Clothing Store.
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We know whereof we speak when
we say that Weston & Frazer, opposite
Post office, is the best place to get a
nice dish of good fat oysters, a good
warm meal, a good lunch, good cup
of hot coffee, 4 nice mince or cranberry
pie and the best 5 cent cigar you ever
smoked. l3w5
"A young gentleman in town, who
; was engaged to be married, broke his
} promise because he overheard his girl
whisper to another, 81 have used the
weed now two years and won't give it
up" lie said he never would marry a
girl that chews, and she aflirms with
tears In her eyes that she was speaking
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