The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-11-15
sCIssOREyGS.

Many "good match" has proved
Lucifer.
A gs5 season is anticipated in
Washington.
Dublin, Ireland, how has an Ameri-
can newspaper.
Justice will not condemn even the
devil wrongfully.
Memphis bellies drink cod liver oil
to induce plumpness.
What is the largest room in the
world?-The room for improvement.
He has the largest life who lives in
the lives of the largest number of
people.
Officers in The Austrian army are
prohibited wearing boards more than
one inch long.
The Jeuish Messenger wants Bennett
to detail Stanly to hunt up the lost
tribes of Israel.
Those days are lost in which we do
no good; those worse than lost in
which we do evil.
Why is grain of sand in the eye
like schoolmaster's whip? Because
it hurts the pupil.
Kentucky has done so we'll with
her Mammoth Cave that she has
gotten up another.
Rhode Island is said to be the only
State in New England where farms
are increasing IN value.
The experiment of driving ostrichs
before light buggies has been sue
cessfully tried in Paris.
The little soul loves BY precedent,
the great soul lives by fate, but the
divine soul lives by love.
We will never have more freedom
than we can use. We shall always
be bounded with capacity.
A beautiful woman, said Fon-
tenelle, is the purgatory of the purse
and the paradise of the eye.
To seek the redress of grievance
by going to law is like sheep running
for shelter to bramble BUSH
An English church is to be erected
at Cairo, aud the Khedive of E yypt
has offered d site for the purpose.
The man who works out the
present opportunities to the fullest
extent is the most successful man.
DR.. Holmes says garret is like a
sea shore, where old wrecks are
thrown up and slowly so to pieces.
Have You heard my last speech?"
asked political haraneuer of a wit.
II sincerely hope SO, was the reply.
1t cost s65. 900 to repair the Stras-
bourg cathedral after the bombard-
meut during the Franco Prussiau
war.
It has been found that in nearly
every civilized country the tree that
bears the most fruit for market is the
axie-tree.
Many shining actions owe their
success to chance though the general.
or statesman turns away with the
applause.
An Illinois minister reprovea some
lads who We're playing cards in
church by some timely remarks re-
garding the last trump.
| An old farmer said to his clergy
man, whose sermon lacked point:
"Ah! yes; he's good man, but he
aciH rake with the teeth upwards"
The hospitality Of Peoria in enter
tanning religious convention was re-
venged by the Offering of special
prayers for .'this place Astounding in
wickedness and infidelity."
English have a new game called
"Winder." 1t is played with small
square blocks and slaves, but after
all, ''It is q poor imitation of GRO
qnet, says the London Norning Post.
tI want to know" said creditor.
fiercly when you are going to pay
me what you owe me?" "When I'm
going to pay you? Why you're o
pretty fellow! Do you take me for
prophet?"
A lady about to marry was warned
that her intended, although very
good man, was eccentric. "Well."
said she, eff he is very unlike other
men, he is more likely to be good
husband.
A sharp old gentleman travelling
out west, got a seat beside his wife in
a crowded railroad ear by requesting
the young man who sat by her to
please watch that woman while he
went into another car, as she had fits.
''Have you the Exile of Siberia
here?" asked lady few days since.
OF clerk in bookstore. ssNo,
ma a'am," was the answer. s'hain't
got DO egg lie, but we've got a prime
article of bars lie, if that'l answer. =
j Mrs. Partington says she don't sea
what they want of q grand jury.
She thinks that common jury is
grand enough, as her husband felt so
grand when he was on jury that
/ NOBODY dared to spsek TO him for .
month afterwards.