Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-08-22
Editorial Brevities.
Wfnans is the coming man."


WHINING.
Grave-a home of rest where end
LIES weary day.
GLOW is Crow stock today" is be
Coming a common s~alutation?
Tfn-pahing dogs en- Sunday morn
ing is not d very religious amusement
Kasy-did and Katy didn't is agar
heard to break the stiffness ofthe twi
light.
The sweetest toned bell is the churcl
going belle. Her voice leadeth many
an u~nregenerate young man to the
sanctuary instead of the billiard room.
Green corn, watermelons and chole-
ra-morbus are now frequently nen-
toned. The melon-cholic days have
come.
Now that Horace Greeley denies
the Presidential bargain story, and the
Eaton Register published it, will the
editor retract? Ofcourse!
The colored Methodist preacher
who was shot while stealing corn
near Columbus, Ga, has had his leg
amputated.
1t is said that "smelling commit
tees" go blind on the eve of an cleo
ton. We believe we can substantiate
this fact, in the case of our own.
A Grant man in town says he al
ways thought Horace Greeley waa a
d fool, and hat this stuff he has
written about Farming only proves it.
Rev.B. II. Ha9iland, pastor of the
Congregational Church at Lewis, Ia,
has been suspended for the usual Gle
rical weakness.
The Rev. James Lynch, (colored)
Secretary of State and Presiding Ell
der of the Northern Methodist Church
of Mississippi, has been arrested for
an indecent assault upon a sister.
The Seymour, (fnd.,0 Democrat
which was suppressed in 1864 for its
d~isloyalty, is out for Grant; and Rad
zeal papers speak OF it as "that able
and sparkling Journal"
1t is a custom of Jews to stuff Geese,
hence Il friend Sturm went for
the editor of the Register about our
gIorying over the North Carolina
election, and he tooki
Quite a number of our Young folks
held a moonlight picnic" at Lower
Leas on. Tuesday evening. After
they spent the time il Dane
returning home about midnight,
we'll pleased with the evening spent.
Why don't the candidate for Sheriff
assist in having men arrested for in
.toxication as he did a few weeks ago ?
Has he suspended operations until at
ter the election? Would he inform
oil Martin Randall now?
How are the RAIDS going TO get the
public money that they have squan-
lered on North Carolina back into the
q. S. Treasury? They will have to
doctor" the accounts a little won't
Temperance puts wood on the fire,
neal iii the tub, money 1.-The purse,
ON the children, vigor in the
body, intelligence in the brain, and
III the whole constitution.
We want this thing settled. If as
he Grant pap-suckers say, the Demo-
cratic party is dead, what in thunder
makes them tremhlp so every time it
S mentioned? Further, if Greeley is
Democrats why do they fear him SO
yheh no party is for him?
The Eaton "Regfster" has David
Dillman dead and Jonathan Flora adj
ninistering on his estate! We saw
lin in town the other day looking as
we'll as usual. What a reliable news
PAPER the Register is!
What an intelligent political editor
Norris is. He informs his readers
hat the Fourth District Dolly Var
lens nominated John w. Sohn for
!" About as correct as all
lis political Information and about as
Wonder if he knows what
District he lives in?
MI. Tabs Gross, a colored Greeley
who made a speech in Newport
N last Saturday night was ordered
'ut of Cincinnati by q mob of his own
He was compelled to flee to
The idea of the colored
nan fleeing from a Northern into a
Southern State for protection, is rath-
II a singular coincidence.
Where, o where, is our smelling
?" NGone where the wood
pine twineth" until after the e~lectioni
f it had not suspended business for
he present there would be plenty of
work. When farmers were arrested
and three days after the ecu
'ence, why Gre those intoxicated on
streets, unmolested? Who can
answer?
The Eaton "Register" asks us to