The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1872-02-25
Morning Star and Catholic Messenger.
&Ew oRLEANs. sUNDAY, FEBRUARY Is. ls7a
WIT AND WIsDOM:-

Aho great American de6ert-fruit,
Sisters Of Charity-Faith and Hope.
A child of the seattle harbor buoy.
The tobacco chewer's music-Spit-tun
wife's kiss for money is we'll terme
legal tenderness.
Said conceited young lady: "You me
An old saying tells us that Glove,
cough and money cannot long be hid"
am going to draw this beau into
knot" as the lady said at the bymenia
altar.
Jones was wrong when he ascsibed til,
bad smell about the postofice to the "dead
What cannot be called q disinterested
act Of hospitality Entertaining hope
Hornet.
A friend has a dog SO very serious tina,
even his tail has not the least bit of q WAC
about it.
That man is stark and miserable fool
who sees only right in success, and only
wrong in failure.
There is never man SO bad, says cele-
brated writer, but some woman loves him
and has faith in him.
Hercules was a model husband rather
than stay out late at night he Invariably
carried his club home with him.
Poetry is the flower of thought; irony,
t.o 'uoini SARCASM, tne hettie; Wit, the
honey; and cunning, the small beer.
Why are wasberwomen the siliest of
peopleT Because they put out their tubs
TO catch soft water when it rains hard.
A physician has discovered that the
hight mare, in nine cases out of ten, ia pro-
duced from owing bill to the printer.
The philosopher Bate, being asked
what animal is the most hurtful, replied, |
"0f all wild beasts, tyrant; of all tame,
a fiatterer."
Some young nren are little partial to
blue-eyed naidens, others like dark eyed
leases, but the mon-eyed girls have the
most admirers.
An exchange says IF you don't stop
using tobacco, the first thing you know YOU
will have the amourosis, angina pectoris,
hypochondriasis and locomotorataxy.
Major B., great gambler, once said
to Foote, "Since-I last saw you, have
i lo;d an T eye. ~ am very sorry for it,"
A donation party is cheerful gathering, |
when poor clergyman's flock overwhelm +
him with bead watch pockets, and eat up =
about Sl12 worth of his winter provisions. 7
Detroit Post. /
The last subject discussed by debating r
society was: If you had boil where u
would yon prefer to have it 7" The unani-
nous decision of the members was, "On h
'ome other fellow" b
1nferential.-A mother, who had with
Ter little daughter, was examining the a
sgure OF o horse on tombstone, and won u
lering OF what it was an emblem. There u
vas nothing to explain it in the inscrip- y
ion. Mamma" said the little one IA
hey moved away, 81 shouldn't wonder if :,
he died of the nightmare
:, When Wong Hang Soon, wealthy a.
:hinaman Of San Francisco, was buried 90
ne other day, they buried with him five ar
,agon loads of baked pigs and chickens. no
bless 1t was the intention of the old fell co
w n open first class boarding house at NJ
10 start, it strikes US that he ought to In
ave taken the provisions along raw. 40
Sir" said fierce lawyer, "do you, on
our solemn oath, swear that this is NOT he
our handwriting7" 81 reckon not" was of
ti sSe1 reply Iy tires fesemb's of
10 you swear that 1T don't resemble fire
,gr writing ~ "Well do, old head lite
: lou take your solemn oath that this ito
tinS uoes not resemble yours in n sto
nsie letter f,'-'" Yes, SIR" "Now how dis
you Know y "Cause l can't write.n S
on one occasion, at the house of a Mr.. gne
'ef' "hen ali the guests save Cannon aud tit'
st was compelled to aliude pretty p,ninlv son
the iattness of the hour, and ;rt jenptE wht
hoilce beng taken of the hint, stunned ''fr'
TO oed. Play at what hour did the wis
''.'Cn 20 =! lie asked the next morn i'hd
:. 20 SIR replied Juhn, with en- her
ISIS t%ey are not gone yet. They have Tor
/ luLS Tor cotire.'' eyes
ne lfGfprcssihie pnnser of the Boston o ,,i'
"m"c'nS B"'tetin says: Learn if pos WY, VIZ
e 10 pay on the organ, before doing i I,',
ch 10 viii be- necessary to hecons l'"ii'
viii ira ,,n ,liI,io,i,+ ''h' r" 'tlat of :;
~. ISh you begin to compose, you tl '"J'
niu "c gut" composed aud.when vow va.
C""r e'ci piece, try it on the niano:
sh"ni@ prove too small, make n larger nmh
e. 1t yea hrd the piano is not y0ur G S',t'
[, Try GENE other instTument-the Jews. ,i
or trlangle, for instance. Avoid ORGAN ,"uiN
with clal innet ~, cot an, oannol chbch his 6
trombon. VIZ 80 49,. ma, row OUT tions
8 from, q n nrchastro 60 pienty OF restir
'lone, but has leader; generally oro,,
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