The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-05-30

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The dtbi q Hature should never be
paid. ifit can't ~ collected without an
execution
A tlig missionary attributed his pov.
cuy % DE fact that b had preached 20
much without notes
Extraordinary uilduoss ofthe season
Tha married man who stopped out late
lbs other night found aea IN bis est
when be got home
"A Missouri farmer attempted 70
smoke cot rsbbi,, aud burnt up half
mile u fsnee and over hundred apple
fHeas. Ne eaHgit tie rabbit
"A eiri says that when she dies she
Iasiu. to hara tobacco planted over her
grave that dc weed uourished By her
dust may b tliewed By her bereayed
lovers There s. poetry Ia the idea.
said Detroit lady to gentleman Of
that cts You are not musician, be-
lieyc. No, said he. II were the pro-
pfiotor Of q hand organ, BET expressly to
play Old Hundred, couldn't get seventy
Eve out Of IL.
One Of our august senators, who Is
getting a little bald, was The other day
asked BY his heir Papa, are you still
growing No, dear, what makes you
think so2 Because the top Of your head
coming through your hair
a Judge, IN rcmanding a criminal
called him a scoundrel Tic prisoner re-
piled, Sir, am not as big scoundrel as
your honor--here the eulprit stopped, but
finally added--takos me to be. Put your
words closer together, said The Judge.
"a little boy, on being asked by his
sunday school teacher what good thing,
wha, great pleasure be was willing to
sacrifice during Lonten season, said he
thought be would give up going to Sum
day School
"a fisherman recently took his child
10 the minister to be baptised, who asked
him, Are You prepared for so solemn
and important an occasiony Prepared!
be echoed, with some indignation; haze
a firlot Of bannocks bakiu, two hams, an
gallon o the best Highland whiskey,
an ! wad like to ken what better prepar-
alton ye expect fra a man In my condition
o. life,
This is the way Mr, Beeeher qualities
his Calyanism | consider myself Cal
yaaistic, you know, and In this way. |
believe what John Calvin would have be-
lioyed II be had lived in my time and
seen things A. see them. My first desire
Is to know what is true; and then ] am
glad II John Calvin agrees with me; but
If he don't, so much the worse for him.
Tho following notice a la mode Is the
best we have seen; MIR. John Smith, a
distinguished aud popular shoe mender Of
Chelsea, was surprised by a number Of
friends at late hour on Saturday night
aud presented with new peg-awl, with
brass ornaments OH tho handle, the whole
said to have cost sovcnty-fye cents, and
designed by Mr.. John Jones. Mr.. John
Brown made neat presentation speech,
which was appropriately responded to by
Mr. Smith Tho affair was one OF the
most enjoyable Of the kind.
An Irish servant girl having finished
her days work, including the washing,
obtained half-honrs furlougb, to see q
gentleman friend The half extended to
the whole hour, when Bridget appeared,
biushing and half smiling lfyou pleaze
maam, must lave you to-day, for I'm to
be married, IL ou pieazo, to-nighGma'am.
Why, what docs tl mean Bridget In
quired her mistress ! never knew that
you was engaged. No more was /, ma am
bat boy just now from the ould counth.
rs wants me 20 have him, aud me consin
thinks bad beither and 50 towld him
would.
Bishop Whitchouse recently under
took To illustrate a point o. his sermon
BY telling h.s congregation how he had
once been lost on lbe pfairies Of Illinois,
and bail been wandering iof j long time,
weary, aud almost hopeless. Al last he
saw a light, and made BIS way slowly to.
ward Il. shouting for help just as /
thought ! could ~ ne farther, said the
bishop, and was aboni sinking down il
despair. the door d cabin opened be-
fore noe. and the loug-looked-for Sucker
came The uuintentional pan brought
li.e Apusc Down