Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1872-02-21
Just rs We Found Then.

When is It right TO taks any one e
When it rains. - s
The newest ear rings are united BY 4
chain under the chin. q
Women do not talk more than men,
They're listened to more, that is all
No manners are so fine 40 the mos
awkward manifestations Of good will to
ward men.
A Missouri musician sat down upon {
kes Of powder and began to smoke
They found one bottom.
Too many persons are less ashamed o
having done wrong than of being found
out. Are you one of them?
An unlucky person on being asket
what he cleared On certain speculation
answered. Nothing but my pockets
The Panama Railroad across Centra
America is said to have cost human
life for every cross-tie. ..ss.
The heirs or John Slidel have brough
suit to recover real estate in New Or
leans. con6scated during the war.
The oldes. woolen cloth factory in th'
United States is probably that Of Mr.
Thaddeus Clapp, of Pittsield, Mass
Assault. with intent to become ia
sane" is the way they put deadly At
A Judge on sentencing a murderer to
be hanged. added: "And l hope it will
be lesson to you.'
The citizens Of the borough Of In
diana have subscribed O.000 toward,
the erection Of Normal School building
in that town.
If there arc $50 900 grains in busbel
Of wheat and somebody rays there are
how many drams are they in . quart
of old rye?
The town of Conemaugh, Pa, mar
rowly escaped destruction-neariy one
hundred cars Of railroad train were
burned.
A bunkum fence was described BY q
witness under examination in court, - q
fence that i. bull strong. horse high, and
pig tight.
A young Indianian proposed to si1
young ladies just for fun, and was con.
siderably annoyed BY being accepted Of
all of them.
There is a young lady at Frankstown
who spends an hour every morning in
jumping over five pannel fence. She
says this is leap year and she is de-
termined to live up to her privilege.
Mr. Chase. principal of the female
high school. at Louisville. has interdicted
the wearing Of long trains by pupils -
Will he extend his tyranny to chignons.
pearl powder. bus,les. and paniers.
The town If Londonderry. N. H.,
holds its charter on the condition Of Civ.
ing the Governor Of the State peck Of
potatoes every year. and pays the pen
atty Of its corporate existence regularly
Lycoming county has Justice Of tn G
Peace who administers an oath as fol
lows You do awfully sware you will
tell the trute, the whole trute. and moth
ing but the trute, the best what you
can't
| A Wisconsin paper states that little
girl. eight year. old. is begging on the
streets of Oshkosh, with paper that
certifies that 1.-The bearer is a widow,
with fve children, in destitute circum-
stances"
A Canada paper says: "Skilled work
men have been leaving Canada BY the
thousand these some years pact for the
States, because they there get from
twenty to one hundred per cent. higher
wages"
A Washington despatch says that it is
reported in administration circles that
Secretary Fish will soon retire at The le
| -: e A., D.>s:l~,s C.oo.,l C:.li.
and Banks are reported As aspirants or
the place.
A Leesport. Pa. woman filled a ing
with water, corked it. and put it in he
stove.oven to warm 1t got wan. Steam
was developed. the jng exploited. he
stove was torn to pieces, and a little
child narrowly escaped a premature
transformation into a cherub
A Kansas stage driver shot at a nan
against whom he had a grudge, but m ss-
ed him and killed bystander The
man attacked Immediately killed he
stage driver, So that, while two lires
were taken, the man marked out for
slaughter escaped unharmed.
II remember" says John Wesly,
hearing my father say to my mothr.
"How could you have the patience to
tell that blockhead the same thing twm-
ty times over I" "Why," said she, III