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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-05-03
PRoeRAMME.-Following is the pro.

Observation-Disclosures is the pro-
pramme of arrangements for the Fes-
tival and basket Picnic, to be held at
the Fair Ground tomorrow, At 9
O'Clock A. NJ. the members of Albany
Fire Co. No. l will meet, in full uni.
form, at the Company's Hall, form in
line, and preceded by the Albany
Brass Band, will march to the Court
House to form in the procession of cit
liens, friends and schools; will then
march down B~roadalbin street to First
street; then up TO Washington, and
then to the Fair Grounds.
Immediately on the arrival at the
Grounds the Orator of the Day, J. ].
Whitney, will deliver the address in
the Pavilion, at the conclusion OF
which all parties will enjoy themselves
as they may wish. Ample shade. seats
and fresh water will be provided; also
Croouet and Base Ball Grounds
Strict order will be preserved by the
Marshals. The Grounds and Music
furnished FREE TO ALI.
WIN. DAv1DsoN.-While at Portland,
last Saturday, we dropped into the of
flee of VIM. Davidson, ESQ, the stai
Real Estate Dealer of the Pacific, and
found his usually s~crupulously neal
place turned topsy-turvey. Upon in
quiry we learned that he was having
his apartments enlarged and arrang-
ed with many modern conveniences sc
as to better accommodate his many
callers and customers and to have
things more in keeping with his eX-
tensive business. When properly ar
ranged and furnished he will have
suit of apartments which for eonven.
fence and elegance cannot be surpassed
Mr.. d. is a gentleman who is constant
ly growing in favor with the public
and is doing more to encourage immi'
grafton and to assist in the develop
ment of our young State than any
other individual within. its bounds
Our readers will find it a pleasure tC
call upon him when they visit the
Metropolis, whether they may have
business to transact or not.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

After reading this advertisement need any
one Suffer with Pain. Rodpay's Ready
Reiiefis cure for srery Pain. II was the
first and is The Only Pain Remedy that in.
stantly stops the most excruciating pains,
allays Iunamations, and cures Congestions,
whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Bowels, or
other glands or organs, by one application.
In from One 10 TioeHty Minutes, no matter
how violent or excruciating the pain the
Rhermatic, Bed.ridden, Iniirm, Crippled.
Nervous, Neuralgia. or prostraiel with dis
ease may suffer, .Rad1ay's Ready Relief will
afford instant ease. Iphamrtion of the Kid.
neys, Iunamstion of HE Bladder, Inasma-
ton of the Bowels. Congestion of the Lungs
Sore Throat. Difficult Breathing, Papitation
of the Heart, Mysteries, Group, Diphtheria
Catarrh, Influenza, Headache, Toothache,
Neuralgia. Rheumatism, Cold Chlls, Ague
Chills. The application of the Ready Rsiitf
to the part or parts where the rain or Diff
Guilty exists will afford ease and comfort
Twenty drops in half a tumbler of water
will in few moments cure cramps, spasms
sour stomach, heartburn, sick headache. di-
arrhea. dysentery, collie. wind in the bowels
and all internal pains. Travellers should al
ways carry bottle of Rad,ody's Ready Re-
lief with them. A few drops in water will
prevent sickness or pains from change Of
water. 1t is better than French Brandy or
Bitters as stimulant.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

| To YoUND MRN.--Let the business
| If every one alone and attend to your
own. Do not buy what you don't want.
| Use every hour to advantage, and stu
dy to make leisure hour useful. Look
over your books regularly. fla stroke
of misfortune comes upon your BUSH
ness, retrench, work harder, but never
fly the track. Confront difficulties
with unAinching perseverance, and you
will be honored; but shirk and you will
be despised. Seek to acquire the pow
err of continuous application, without
which you cannot expect success. If
you do this, you will be able to per-
ceive the difference which it creates
between you and those who have not
such habits. You will not count your
sell, nor will they count you as one of
them. Thus you will find yourself
emerging into the higher regions of
intellectual and earnest men-.men
who are capable of making place for
themselves instead of idly gaping de-
string place.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

Ex,Speaker Carter, of the Louisiana
house of representatives, said to an
interviewer at Washington: "War-
moth is thief, a tritor, and liar.
He has stolen himself millions Of dol
lars from the ruined, war-ridden PEG.
pie of louisiana; he deserted and be-
trayed every friend and principle he
ever had, and as for lying-well, he
is the most artistic liar that was ever
in New Orleans, ~hich is saying enough,
He knows my opinion of him But
his power is broken there. The people
are beginning to understand him, and
his end is nigh" This is not strictly
complimentary language on the part
Of ex-Speaker Carter.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

In commenting upon Senator Kel.
loggs amendment to the Texas and
Southern Pacific Railroad bill, and the
remarks of the East Texas Bulletin
thereupon-to theefeet that, fthe cas-
tern terminus be fixed at Shreveport,
the State would repudiate the prince
ly subsidies" granted BY the Texas
Legislature-the Austin State Gazette
says This subsidy will never be
sanctioned by the people of Texas,
it matters not where the terminus of
the road may be-"
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

The Rev. DR.. Bellows says, a visitor
asked boy of four years old, a few
days since; "What do you mean to
be a? a Minister no." said the hon.
est boy, 81 want to be clown | The
doctor adds: "The.e is no difficulty
in these days in uniting both functions,
and asks: (Which is the most real and
fundamental character where they are
successfully blended-the clown or the
Minister
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

The Treasury has made s4,075, 900
in three years from the issue of its
three cent and five cent nickles.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

Said Mr.. Cantwell to his clergyman,
who had a great disrelish for hypoc>
risy:
How can | best help to reform the
worldi"
"By beginning with YOURSELF" was
She conclusive reply.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

"How much corr may a gentleman
eat?' whispered p, while the cobs on
his plate lay in tiers: GAS to that
answered O., as he glanced at the heap,
"Twill depend on the length of his
ears"
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

The first charter Of the city of San
Antonio (Texas) was granted by the
King of Spain, A. d. 1871.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

The Fort Smith Independent learns
that a company has agreed to pay
Winchester Colbert S4S, 900 for the
privilege of boring and raising oil on
his claim in the Chickasaw Nation.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

A negro after gazing at some Chinese.
shook his head and solemnly said: If
de white folks be so dark as dat out
dar, / wonder what's de color of de
black folks"
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

Judge Bacon once trying a man,
Hog by name, who made with his lord.
ship Of a claimkindred. "Hold," said
the judge, you're a little mistaken.
Hog must be hung first before It's good
Bacon"
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17
Fever and Ague.

Fever and Ague cured for fifty cent?
There is not a remedial agent in this world
that will cure Fever and Ague, and all other
Malarious. Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid. Yellow
and other Fevers (aided by RadIray,s PHs)
so qrick as RadtOay's Ready RciieE Fifty
CENTS per bottle
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

The most direct method of determi-
ming horse power-stand behind and
tickle his legs with a briar.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

81 never was ruined but twice. n
said a wit; "Once when | lost a lawsuit,
and once when | gained one"
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

No less than five lives of James
Fisk, Jr., haze been published. 1t is
a pity that Stokes doesn't end these
lives of Fisk as he did the other one.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17
GRANTS FAMILY RING.
Forty.ons of 'em

Forty-one Of 'em
Keep the run Of 'em)
Suckers sll-the State needs none OF 'em
Avoirdupois. there's more than three ton Of
Humbugs. every son-of-a-gum oil en-
Old Daddy Grant.
The boss Cormora1t.
Feathers his nest in the Covington Post
Office;
Orville L. @.
(Hunky boy on sprec,)
Draws on his pal in an Illinois coast Office;
Half the connections Of 'Lysses can boast
Office;
Corbins and Dents,
Cramers and Bents,
sharps and Rootc and Caseys and Pa''cnsi
But II Dents take the lead
of the whole blessed breed
For whOa places we've scing thsy went in
for the fat 'uns.
Brothers in-law. nephsws ACE cousins,
Groups of EN-. troops Of 'em-seyerai
dozens.
Billetcd all on playground community,
Plundering whenever they find opportus
nifty,
Playing their grsb-game with brotherly
unity,
Mocking the people with perfect impunity.
Oh what set.
Lucifer's net.
In q hundred prime casts such haul
couldn't get.
Ministers, judges, appraisers. collectors,
Marshals, assessors. surveyors, inspectors,
Postmssters, mail agents, uniformed Hcc-
Gods what corps Of 'em,
Wait-therc'll be moro Of 'em;
Forty and one-there will soon BIO three
score Of 'em,
Outside are hungry ones--list to the roar Of
EN-!
Chief and head man.
U. S. G.. leads the van,
Rob-Roying tho public to fatten the clan.
II you're Rob Roy's relation,
Wake up, take your ration;
If not, and you sigh for government sta
ton,
Put your hand in your pocket and try a
donation.
Motives in these days are not to be sighted,
When knaves to office are suddenly lifted,
We say whom we hear
OF the act IL Is clear
That Grant. though not great, is uncom-
monty gifted.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

Tits not the multitude of applauders,
but the good sense of the applauders,
gives yslue to reputation.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17
WANT ED.

T WANT TO HIRE two good white men,
L without families, to whom will pay good
wages at the end of each week OF month as
may be desired. References required. APP
ply to me at Columbus.
THOS. l.. JONES.
Jan. 81, 1872. 3-T
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17


control them. The testimony of our best eiti-
Icns, of all classes, establishes the fact, that
CHERRY PICTORIAL will and does relieve and
cure the affecting disorders Of the Throat and
Lungs beyond any other medicine. The most
dangerous affections Of the Pulmonary Organs
yield to its power; and cases Of Consump-
lion, cured by this preparation, are public
~ known, so remarkable as hardly to be be-
lieved, were they not proven beyond dispute.
As a remedy II Is adequate, on which the public
may rely for full protection. By curing Coughs,
the forerunners OF more serious disease, 1t saves
unnumbered lives, and an amount Of suffering
not to be computed. It challenges trial, and con,
vinces the most scsptical. Every family should
keep Il on hand as a protection against the early
and unperceived attack Of Pulmonary Affections,
which are easily met at first, but which become
lncurable, and too often fatal, If neglected Ten
der lungs need this defence; and it is unwise 10
Be without It. As a safeguard 10 children, amid
the distressing diseases which beset the Throat
and Chest OF childhood, CHERRY PEcroRAL
L. invaluable; for, by its timely use, multi
tudes are rescued from premature graves, and
saved TO the love and affection centred on them.
1t acts speedily and surely against ordinary colds,
securing sound and misunderstanding sleep. No
one will suffer troublesome Influenza and pain
full Bronchitis, when they know how easily
thew can be cured.
Originally the product Of long, laborious, and
successful chemical investigation, no cost or tot
il spared in making every bottle in the utmost
possible perfection. II NAV be confidently re-
fed upon as possessing all the virtses II has ever
exhibited, and capable Of producing cures q
memorable AZ the greatest it has ever Effected.
PREPARED 1T
Or. ]. C. AVER & co., Lowell, MassY
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS EvERYwHEa~
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

MILLIONS Bcnr Testimony TO their
wonderful Curative Effects.
Vinegar 'Bittcrs arc not a vile Fancy
Drink, Made Of Poor Rum. Whiskey,
Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doc
tored, spieed and sweetened to please the taste
called Tones.' Appetzers" Restorers," &C.
thar lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin
but are true Medicine, made from the Native
Roots and Herbs Of California. free from pil
Alcoholic Stimuinn's. They arc tho
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER mud A
LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE, perfect
Renovator and Inylgorator OF the System. carry
ing OF all poisonous matter and restoring tho blood
TO healthy condition. No person take these
Bitters according TO directions and remain long
unwell. provided their bones arc not destroyed
by mineral poison or other means. and the vital
ORGANS wasted beyond the point Of repair,
They are n Gentle Purgativo ms we'll
rs n Tonic, possessing, also, tho peculiar merit
OF acting as powerful agent In relieving Conges-
ton or Inflammation Of the Liver, and Of all tho
yisceral Organs.
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether
In young or old. married single, al the dawn OF
vomanhool or at the turn OF life, these Tonic Dit
tiers have no equal
For Inaummntory md Chronic Rheu-
mntism aud Cont, Dyspepsia or Iu-
digestion. Bilious, Remittent and
intermittent Fevers. Diseases Of tho
Blood, Liver, Kidneys and bladder,
these Biitcrs have been most successful such
Diseases arc caused by vitintcd BLOOD.
which Is generally produced by arrangement Of
the Digestive Organs,
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION,
Headache Pain IN the Shoulders. Coughs, Tight
ness OF tie Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eruo;atirns o,
~, stomach pai T'asta in tho Month nilioNs
Attacks Palpitation Of the Heart, Inflammation Of
the Lungs. Pain in therreious Of the Kidneys and
a hundred other painful symptoms are the OF.
springs Of Dyspepsia
They invi-orats the Stomach and ssiurulA,e TIE
torpid Liver and Bowels, which render lh-ai o,
uneaaAleI efficacy in cleansing he b,ood @, Al II
purities. and impaEtiag Eew life AID visOr 10 Ias
whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions, Tst.rr,
Sal; Rheun. Blotches, spots, Pirnpies Pussa!sS
DoIs. Carbunees, Ring-w0su.s. Said Head. so-s
Fvcs Erysipelss Itch. scuEfs. Dis,olnrations tie
skin. Hnmors and Disnassss 1t the skin OF what
ever name OF natnre. are literally Dug mp and car,
rifd out orthe system iu short time by the ne II
ths-e Bitters One bottle In such eases Viii con-
vince the most incredulous Of their curative eject
Cleanse the vitiatei Blood whenever you ind les
impurities bursting through the skin IN Pimples,
Eruptions or Sores; cleanse it When you find it
obstructed and sluggish in the veins; cleanse il
whom it il foul and your feelings viii toll you when.
Keep the blood pure aud the health Of the ~ stem
will follow.
PIN, TAPE. and other WORMS, urkin1
in the syste q 50 many thousands are eiioctrally
destroyed and removed.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
j. WALLER, ProprietGr r. ". MCDONALD n
co, Druggists and Gen. Agents. San Francisco,
Cal. and 81 and 81 Commerce Street. New York
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

The laws of Texas exempt from
forced sale the homestead and 800
acres ofland. with all improvements,
farm implements, stock necessary to
carry on the farm and necessary house
hold and kitchen furniture.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

Henry Ward Beecher said to his
congregation in sermon on home life
and hospitality, Sunday; / honor the
woman who comes to me when l call,
in the dress suited to her work.
don't like to sit buried in plush in the
parlor waiting threo-quarters of an
hour for toilet. What is good enough
for you is good enough for your friends.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

ALPHABET OF PRovERBs.-A grain
of prudence is worth pound of craft,
Boosters are cousins to liars.
Confession of faults make hall
amends.
Denying fault doubles it.
Envy shooteth at others and wound.
eth herself.
Foolish fears double dangers.
God reaches US good. things by our
hands.
He has hard work who has nothing
to do.
1t costs more to avenge wrongs than
to bear them.
Knaveryis the worst trade.
Learning makes man fit company
for himself.
Modesty Is guard to virtue.
Not to hear conscience is the way to
silence il.
One hour to-day is worth two to-
morrow.
Proud looks makes foul work on fair
faces.
Quiet conscience gives sweet sleep.
Richest is he that wants least.
Small faults INDUCED are little
thieres that let in greater.
The boughs that bear most bend
lowest.
Virtue and happiness are mother and
daughter.
Wise men make more opportunities
than they 6ud.
You never loose by doing a good
turn.
Zeal without knowledge is FIRE with
out light.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

or what kind Of schism is Henry
Eyard Beecher guiltys-Of witticisml
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17
Ayers
Cherry Pectoral,
For Diseases of the Throat and Lungs,
such a. Coughs, Colds. Whooping
Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma.
and Consumption.

Among the great
discoveries Of modern
science, few arc Of
more real value to
mankind than this ef-
fectual remedy for all
diseases OF the Throat
and Lungs. A vast
trial Of its virtues,
throughout this and
other countries, has
shown that 1t does
xnrelv and effpctuailv
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17
TELEGRAPH
LA ND AGEN G. Y.
WASHINGTON. ARK,

HAS for sale
Ill A residence, and grounds containing an
acre an ! = half, in the suburbs Of Washing
ton Very Desirable.
S. s. +. Is. II, H.-Impreved-gso
land-one halt under ienpe,
Over 400 acres good black land two miles
north of Washington-well improved--one
hundred and fifty acres in cultivation.
Thirteen hundred acres near Fulton.
Six hundred acres good farming land six
miles west of Wsshington-500 under fence.
The 81 of SEQ. &c, and tho M Of sec. IS,
in township -, range "a,
The west half Of section ~, In township
10, range 24-:20 acres, part good creek
bottom, good spring and beautiful place for
dwellings bargain.
GOO acre trsct-l40 acres In cultivation
about hslf the tract is good Ozan bottom
land the other half good upland. Comfor-
table residence, on high, dry, and healthy
stuation-new gin house, cotton screw, gin
stand. corn mill and thresher On the place.
fine seat on the place for water mill
good hog range conyenient-thrcc churches
and excellent schools in the ghborhood
Situated about twelve miles from Washing
ton Oh the Little Rock road Very desirable
nroDerty.
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17

Railways Ready RELIEF
NOT ONE HOUR

Cures the rorst pains in from one to tpemty
Miuuf,s
The Weekly Washington telegraph., 1872-04-17
HEALTH! BEAUTY!!

Strong and pure Yich blood increase of flesh
and weight-clear skin and beautiful COM
plexion secured tn all.
DIR Railways SARSAPARlL>
LIAM RESOLVENT has made the most
astonishing cures: so quick. so rapid are
the changes the body undergoes. under he
influence of this truly wonderful medicine.
that Essry day a. Increase in Flesh asd
Ueight is Seen and Fen.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-02-29
= Ticket that wouis: not Pass

The New York correspondent of the
Boston Journal tells this amusing Incl
dent: "a well known Doctor of Diyini-
ty was riding. the other day,ln the street
car in company with friend. He is a
positive man and resents an injury quite
vehemently. Earnestly engaged in con
versation, he handed the conductor a
ticket as he came to collect the fare. The
conductor did not move on. AS he re-
NAMED studying the ticket, the doctor S
attention was attracted toward the off,
cial. who seemed to be highly Interested
in the ticket. He read it; smiled, shook
his head, and finally said to the doctor !:
''This may be all very well, but the tick
ct Is no good on this line" ''What' s
the reason its not good, | should like to
know?' said the testy doctor, Its one
of your tickets, I bought it this nom
ing Il guess not said the conduc,
tor. The alteration drew the attention
Of all the passengers This is very COCO
advice, but it will not pass you over thi.
line j. and the conductor read: "Thor
shalt not take the name of the Lord Thy
God in vain" An explosion followed
amid which the doctor paid his fare anc
left the car. He has concluded to keel
his religious cards in one pocket and hi
car tickets in another"
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-02-29
A " ord with Clerks.

The Aurora Borealis will, without
doubt, be read by many thousand clerks
throughout the United States, for clerks
are reading class, and we give them
word of counsel to help them on the toad
to happiness and prosperity. 10 be
good business manyou must cultivate the,
loftiest integrity, even in connection with
the smallest matters. Never appropriate
one cent Of your employer money or
property to your OVID use, Deal with
honorable eXactness toward all who trade
with you; esciew all business lies in sell
ling goods If, III measuring or weighing
an article, you discover defects which les
sen It's value, boldly make them known.
Do net permit dishonest employer to
compel you to be his instrument-his tool
for doing wrong. Prosecute your daily
tasks with the same careful diligence in
the absence as in the presence of your
employer, thus proving that you are nc
eye servant.
Should you, my dear young friend, have
been in the habit Of purloining your em
ployer's cash, stop short You are OF
the road to disgrace and ruin. Look
upon your employers cash as plague
sore, that, but touched, would be your
utter ruin. Do not be seduced, then
into fault ofthis nature, on any condl
tion whatever Be frugal of your owl
money, be Industrious, choose good com
pany, and remember, while you are sub
ordinate agent, your employer is entitled
to the benefit Of all your virtues.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-02-29
EcKigbses 0G 1872.

La 1872 there will be four eclipses, two
OF the sun and two Of the moon.
|. May %, partial eclipse Of the
moon, invisible in the United States, and
therefore not especially interesting to the
majority Of our readers.
?. June 5, an annular eclipse of the
sun, subject to the same disadvantages,
as above. An ''annular" eclipse is when
a part of the suns disc projects as a bril-
liant circle around the dark shadow of
the moon.
5. November IA and 15.a partial eclipse
of the moon, visible in portions of the
United States. At Boston it begins at
l2-l5 midnight, and ends at 1855
4. November 80, an annu!ar eclipse of
the sun; not visible in the United
States. Should we be doubling Cane
Horn at that time the darkness will be
visible to us.-L1.c
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-02-29

L0AFERS There is a class of mon
who act like drones in the worlds great
hive OF industry. They have no aim in
life, and go drifting along down its rar-
i'd current like boat without a rudder.
They infest places of business where they
are not wanted. to stop those who feel
disposed to labor. There is no excuse for
mems loating around town when there is
SO much tor every one to perform. Hard
times has often been described as a lazy
man with his hands in his pockets; and
in great degree this is correct picture.
There is plenty Of money in the world.
But wealth is not, as some consider it,
the main thing to be sought after in life
Of itself it cannot bring happiness-but
how many little comforts it has at its
command, which our street loafers might
enjoy had they energy enough to step
boldly forth and work for living! Who
wants place Of business occupied by a
class of persons disgusting all with their
presence 1t is this class of men that
furnishes our country with vagabon Is ;nI
our prisons with criminals.