The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-04-12

sr4cY DIALOGUE BETWEEN MARK

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Mr.. T.-Don't interrupt me. wo-
man. | tell You it's abSurl-you
learn to skate! You'll be wanting to
play fairy IN the ''Black Crook" next.
/ tell YOU skating l. an accomplish
ment suited only to youth and cOmeli-
ness of face aud symmetry of figure.
Nothing is 50 charming As to see nice
girl, In the coluettiSh costume OF the
rinks. with cheeks rosy with excite
ment. skimming the ice like a bird
and sw0oping dlwn upon Il group of
gentlemen. and pretending she can't
stop herself and landing in the very
arms of the very young man her father
don't allow her to know-and darting
away again and falling ON her head
and exposing herself to remarks about
her carplessneSs.
tNIrs. I. tries to speak. saying: Il
="
Mr.. Madam. hold your tongue!
And always taking cure TO fall when
that young man is close by to pick her
M. oh. it is charming, They look
rae'ta' =, "'" Ia,n',;,,r ,"'; WIN thav stand
"'o III ~ i,.,' w., ,;,"n ono',l,cn snI than
~, "''' ~. 'n"1 ..;,,rn"I, !" W." Ishnw, hn"
and il makes a break for the other side
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is,, n'n' w." ~ s.,d % th..n n,s vo,,, f.et TO-
,esm"s eshnr snd J lritf @ alo",l M sto3n;'o nn vor
Soo,I s,I, al "i'' 'hn'i'lers fsb,ws Lowl and
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anad @ I,,dpi r,a ,;netv dnllars far MINING thr
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t,,e t, .r1 M i, Of az, I,tituJa rIimmerin' al
s',e l"i"ao.' ,o ,,,1 y N ul"t ,S,. i M von
alo.'',. my ''',,.,,,,,s @ ~ f'trl,ino ,m ova,.
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S,i, t"ni ~" ~. ' ,,"''r di.,r1cet,,I nttamnts to
.ta,,,! .,atn rs " S"h sS,,ling sronnd with vour
IN; ,ha'c' a. fiia" li,'a "6u nio,rI,;nm har wav
~ MI III, ''Iv \, ,,;,,,or,. ho ,s,t'h5 Tsbow.
h"m'l . "',I Mn,.ha ~ ,"ft' ion ,ynnl'ln,t hn 20
h'n,i;. omi .hn,,t J;snIaving tho.e feet Of
,t,lis NV. w., "''r.",a i',, auhnt % on.,ry,.i u
!9'rs ,o ~" ,.o,,r n"Im 'hoos , in,,n 70 nst
lil, wei ''oN o'' 0 " -
''eln'e', ,i r wh.t wos \, ,roll mo
.,. M.I. = ,.., AZ ia. ,,,;,",to, @ Iin.t know
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NJ, + NJ Tw,;n know he,ter
VI, M. 49, do;nn Nj Nj 70 I';y', ma 70
Nv ~ l'.,' WI VIZ III ia n ,bst % shoon,,ls,
n's'.I.', .'hn''t NV sho"s What did he do !
~. 49,. IV"I rR:; ny .tl;Un nm to him with
ninnnho5 hands =
oie!,.''tu ~ 9, ''S Wan - ,o,, ,r,., t,ou, hc
N; vi i,.a,',n ;,., ,,o m n','sa,r"nno ~
NJ, - NJ Tya;n TshaLiu, le,
g n,s' !, ~. c,na
n's A. ~ ~ il'a l Val bo tool, # and o,z.,
unnn Il = louo time in silence and
.,,'', npUA ,,,,t ~ h Ii, ha9dLerrl,inf tn his eve,
a"s" an1 b,,r,t p"s IL ;nto tnnrs IShows howl
CIV. AZ, ~ " ~ ~ wiz von horn fnol
r,,.a;,, % nm von noing st,rk starine
~. ~ 80 - Sd
% NJ n ua inst stood there anc
,ra,,t M os II biz beart wonld brrak pool
do,ll;ii Thare now lrt'S 90 to he'd.
NJ M. 'r-Red Won lnnatic, III
ro,ar clnso INV eves iii know wba
that ~ ;,l;ot was rry;ng about--onJ 70,
w,o,,,t ' e;ther can tell Won that
Co,nes
Wr T-Oh It don't matter.
MA T-Mr Twain, ifyou sav tia
AGAIN I saw I'M make yon sorry To-
# What was flat numibSkull vryins
aboutp
Mr.. T-W-e-l-I. he
Mrs. T.-W.e-l-l. he. Ont with it
M Won want me to-to-Twain, II
snatch them net ear-locks off till tn,
side Of vonr heads as bald as the tol
of INV hand.
~ Wou IL 49,. c,I,o, l.,