The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-07-11

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cauglt 10 Nfu NagI owned uF &c tHe
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Unfamiliar quolauoDA nose b..
sut otler pame would smell s. well.
Its thought that -.am uag pee be-
oame civilized ihe hing h-s a.nsdF
banned 90 swesr. aat wears thir.
a toast 81 pubgs dinner 10 Connect
arais 1le Nntmeg state, where sHsll
ue aad 5 greater
Il, was as lnsbmaH who wanted ta
G.a place whore there was na death
hat be might 20 snd eua BIS days there.
The Intelligent oompositoE has broken
oat IL Nalek, where, aided b. the vigil
80 psoofpa,ier, DC enters into . c9napIr,
.ey against dead clergyman, aud re-
aarted fFraad aflsr fraud departs.
Cioagh. 10 one of bic recently publish
"a letters, ielIs story Of 81 aged Cal
,anisl woman, who, being asked aboat
he Cniyersallsts, said, Yes they expect
everybody viii b. saved but we look for
better things.
Josh Killings cannot see what women
want any more rights for she beat the
Rrsl nan born into the world out Of a
dead sure thing, aud she can beat The
last man with the same cards
1t Is rumored that young ladies who
ohlec, 10 the word obey Ia the marriage
ceremony, now hoodwink the guileless
youlhs who lead them TO the altar by glib
b promising 10 love, honor aud obey.
a college student being examined 10
Locke where be speaks Of our relation to
Deity, was asked What relations do we
most neglect lie answered, with the ut
most simplicity, Poor relations, sir
a young lady in New Hampshire has
Just secured position as school teacher
upon the following certificate; This is to
certify that lamar Noyes stands on me
dium with other girls Of her age and sex
and, for what know, Is as good as folk.
IN general.
II IL related OF Leasing that he was oe
casionally 80 abscnt-minded that once hC
knocked At his door, when the servant
not recognizing her master looked out o
the window aud said The professor il
uol a bolae Oh, very well, replied Les
.lug eomposedly walking away, l vii
call again.
There Il man IN Hull, Massachusetts
who borrowed an umbrella the other da.
actually returned IL on the next. lie OK
cused himself for violating custom b.
stating that the article was old, faded
played out aud leaky, aud that be wa
ashamed TO BE seen carrying IT,
What nuisance exclaimed q gentle
man at a concert, a. young Top IN iron
Of him kept talking IN loud voice to
lady at his side, Did you refer to mo
sirf threateuiugly demanded the fol
ON 20 | meant the musicians there, VIII
keep up such noise with their insirr
ments that can't hear your conversation
was the singing reply
Josh Billings says: All You have {
10 10 raise oats Ii to plow the land decl
,aen manure il well, then sprinkle th
oats all over the ground, one in pIaC
then worry up the ground with dra
all over, then set up nights to keep Il
chickens and woodchucks out Nv then
then kradie them together with a kradl
then rake them together with a rake, the
hind them together with band, the
stack them up with a stack, then thra'
them out with fail, then clean them Il
with 0 mill, then sharpen both ends
them with knife, then stow them avs
Ia the granary, then spend wet days an
Nnndsys trapping for rats and mice,
Mnt nothing but plum to raise oats--tI
Il.
The Cleveland police picked up %.
tia, o. two ago III the streets who q
l,cared To be laboflng under great me
tai disease, but 90 applying soolhil
remedies he came to himself and eNplaJ
al matters. The Leigef says that " hD
De Ien bis happy home 10 the mornii
hls Wits kissed him goodbye, as j. %
custom when she wants any eraud pc
formed. and then asked him TO 20 10 d
dress.inakcr aud tell her that sue "a
Wiic) had changed her mind, and Won
have the watered .ilk made up instead
the popIin, aud be sure to tell her, 50
tl,e wife, that II she think, il would 10
bettcf with ten bias flounces wiih0
putting, aud box -plailed below the eqt
tor, which should be gathered ia he
stitched gudgcons up aud down the seal
Nilh gus.et stitch between, she can ma
Il np Ia that way, instead Of iluting
i.1hlurtte insertion, aud piecing out vi
palut applique, IL | suggested yesterl.
Hard 90 Nhtts Faihs.