The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-08-01
CLIPPINGS FROM PUNCH.
NOTICE TO JEsUITs.

NOTICE TO JEsUITs.
Theatre Imperial, Germany.--No orders
admitted. Bismarck, stage manager.
sLUMBER.
How sound and sweet is the sleep which
follows a long days toll! The omnibus
conductor, for example. when at last he
retires to his well earned rest, realizing the
truth of the poet Thomson's time, may be
said to be:
"Content, apd careless of tosmorrow's fare"
THE RULING PASSION.
fashionable Patroness Ito Charity Girl who
has been away for Holiday. swell, Bet
sy Jane, and what did you do when yen went
to see your friends ?"
Betsy Jane "Please MN, wore Pani-
er!"
FLOWERS OF LONELINESS.
O thou sweet Rose in virgin bloom,
Thou art thing TO see,
Like Bella graced in choice costume,
But far the fairer sue
How fair thou art thou canst not tell,
Thou silent, senseless Rose;
But she knows how she looks full well
And that is all she knows.
HAPPY THOUGHT.
Introduce sulphur baths at the Geological
Gardens. Put the leopard into one. Adyer-
tise, "Can the leopard change his spots
Yes, sy taking sulphur baths. Admission,
2s. 6d.'
HIT BY A HIGH CEURCHMAN.
According to the Post Mr.. Beresford- Hope
has described certain style of preaching as
rhetorical fireworks Among such fire.
works the honorable gentleman of course
does not forget may bs mentioned as especi-
ally Objectionable, Roman condles.
THE CONSERVATIVE PROGRAMME.
"Deput alton below, sir. Want to know
the conservative programme"
liz Rt. Hon. Ben. Diz. "Eh ?-oh l-ah Yes !!
Quite so Thell them, my good Abercorn,
rely on the sublime instincts of an ancient
people P'-See Speech at Crystal Palace,
A DISAPPOINTMENT.
Eligible Bachelor (gallantly). "Of course
your daughters engaged for every remain
ing dance, Mrs. Jones? need scarcely ask
such question ~
Amrious Mamma (delighted). No, Indeed,
dear Sir James"
COOL IDEA.
It has been proposed that deputation
from the Dangerous Glasses should, as early
as possible, wait upon the Home Secretary
to request the right honorable gentleman to
direct that, during the continuance of hot
weather, her Majesty's gaols shall be sup
piled with a sufficient quantity of ice for the
prisoners therein confined an additional al
lowance to be issued to convicts coming off
the treadmill.
MOTTO FOR THE GUN CLUB.
'Yender Dove shall be my mark ."-Der
Freischutz.
A TERRIBLE INVENTION.
Americans are so inventive, that we need
hardly say we cite this from Transatlantic
newspaper;
zone of the cleverest inventions we nave
seen is the Patent Cat Exterminator. 1t
may be described as a large cast iron cat,
with an elastic swelling tail, and sharp steel
and, when placed upon the kousetop, its yells
and screams attract all the cats in the vicin-
ity, WheR it quickly tears to pieces those that
come within it's clutch.''
AS a set off against he Alabama claims, we
ought to claim some compensation for the
shattering OF our nerves by such dreadful
news as this. Live cats are bad enough, but
they are only flesh and blood, and OCCASION
ally sleep. But to have cast iron cats prowl-
ing on the housetops, and caterWauling dis
mally all the live long night, prospect such
as this may make the bravest of us tremble,
and the boldest feel dismayed.