The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1872-07-01
Facts and Pancles.

| a 81, LOUIS DFeWer Is nlnei nop'
Riches are wings with which even asses
fly.
The swine are many, aud the pearls are
few.
Who lives for himself alone, lives for
mean fellow.
Gid a big knavo and little honest men
will worship him.
Family tismembcrment' Isl West
ers expression fordivorce,
A daudy on shore is disgusting but
a swell OF the sea is sickening.
Why Is laundres' like an insu t ?
Because she gets up your COLLAR.
Old maids are fond OF pairs, but :
not endure any reference to dates.
A mean man never knows that he is
mean; he only thinks he is cautious.
one.half the population of Virginia
city, New, Is below the surface in the
mines.
II Is claimed that the newspaper cor
respondents defeated Coliax at Phila'
delphia.
Worldly friendships are like coffee
grounds: the oftener they are drawn upon
the weaker they grow.
The Enterprise, new paper at
Knightsvllle, fud., is going to chew to
the score, let the slivers ay where they
choose"
Gardeners mind their peas, actors mind
their cues. but sections, who ought to DO
very mindful OF their pc and rs, oftener
give most Of their attention to the keys and
pews.
Learn to labor and to wait-for the wait.
ers In some Of the first class restaurants
get from twenty to thirty dollars week
in fees, besides getting very comfortable
salaries.
A brute named Besnncon, OF LaSalle-
vile, Indiana, ordered OF a blacksmith,
few days ago, un iron collar aud Chain,
with which TO restrict the liberty OF
six xyear.old boy.
The deaths Of British sailors from
drowning ut sea, by accidents other than
wrecks, are shown to be 1904 in the three
years ending Dec. 81, 1871, On average
Of l,0l1 per annum.
A baby lately had tho misfortune to
swallow the contents OF an ink.bOttle.
Its mother, with wonderful presence OF
mind, Immediately administered box Of
steel pensand two sheets Of fonl.cap paper,
and the child has felt write inside ever
since.
A Welsh PAPER in Pennsylvania says OF
Greeley: "Blp gully Il Greeley mlfn
drmpl tamppl nypunlttrir wrut wemnlzo
gunnozlt." This may or may not be true.
We shall await certain Developments be-
fore we venture to decided whctheri 1t is
not. @ H.rrr r
The reatest thing in the suicidal line
is to Oil your mouth with gunpoWder and
then chew IL on percussion caps until tue
explosion comes. The kind Of man who
tries this never spoils the adjacent iurni.
ture with brains and "sich, for obvious
Z, asons.
Bridal fans containing the different terms
Of enlearment used by the husband during
his courtship, are all the rage in fasliona.
able circles now. When the happ!, man
vets cross or forgets his promises, a threat
to lose her fan usually fetclies him down
to his work again.
In recent debate member OF Tho
California Legislature exclaimed The
Honorable gentleman from Calavcras
County is undoubtedly n person Of peat
abilities, a man OF talent, natural horn
genius but there is one thing which
defy him to do. and that is, 10 bite hs
boi'om 9f a tryingPn Tiihom smattinq his
nose.
Thirty years ago farmer near Norwich
hired n twelve-ycar lad named Shep.
herd to work on his iatm, aud has EN-.
ployed him ever since, his wages for tho
past twelve years having averaged $500
ner year with board, and previously less.
This spring the hired man bought the
employers farm for Sl2,0O and paid
$1,000 cash, being the amount he had
saved during the time.
In New York there is a mill which
makes from paper such articles rs milk
pans, cups. bread pans, washbowls, ETC.,
which are said to be superior to wood or
metal. The paper beingpulped, is press.
ed to shape, dried, euameled, and sub
iected 10 heat that would destroy some
utensils Of the kind. The material is
light and easily handled, aud does not
rust, shrink, leak, or easily break.
Come show Ms tho rose with It's hundred dyes
The lily without blot,
The violet. deep a. your true loves eyes,
And the little iOrget-me.not.
Or as botaDists would say:
Tho tosa desehonhaultiana come, show Us
The Lilinm sepali .Albs, white.
With the Viola ranunculliOla endow us,
And the wee MyOsolls palustiis height.