The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-07
SHAVINGS.

the pirate Alabama.
that wanted to build himself habitation?
Tie a knot In his tail, and call 1t pigs tie.
Chicago's real estate would sell for more
now than before the fire, SO it seems that
the 5000. 600, 600 burned up YVES we'll invest
ed.-B0ston Post.
A good action performed ia this world re-
ceives its recompense in the other, just as
water poured at the root of tree appears
again above in fruit and flower.
teelly and told gentleman friend that one
of her lovely daughters was "bluenet," and
the other "bronze.n
San Francisco papers state that the vim
tage of 1871 is the beat ever produced by the
State, and that the one of the present yeaL
will probably excel even that.
A new kind of rice, with large grains-'as
large as a mellon seed, and not unlike that
in it's creamy white color"--is being used in
Boston, says journal of that city It is i'm
ported from the East Indies.
In view OF the style of political warfare
prevailing in the present campaign, we are
Promised sermon from the text CONSIDER
the lie-lies, how they grow."-Boston
Transcript.
Investi cations near the Sandwich Islands
have proved that coral aggregates at the
rate OF seventeen feet in . century, instead
of few inches in that time, according to
accepted scientific estimates.
An original portrait of the poet Milton by
Cooper, taken while he was at Cambridge,
and said to be the only autht ntic likeness of
him at this period of his life, has just come
to light in England.
| Editing newspaper is very much like
rak.ng a ire--every one thinks he can per-
form the operation better than the man who
has hold OF the poker.
No man Can be in u proper frame OF mind
for the discovery and reception Of truth, who
is not utterly regardless of the question
whether his being in majority or minority
will be the result of his Investigations.
city forty years ago, purchased basket, and
commenced gathering rags. How much do
you suppose he is worth uowg' We gave it
up. "No' hing" hs continued, after pause
"and he owes for the basket"
Goethe has said that some poems are like
painted windows-gazsrs from the outside
only see confused masses of colors and lines !;
you have to go inside to see the meaning and
the beauty.
Ex-Attorney General Alderman, in one OF
his recent speeches in Georgia, alluded to
the affinity of molecular substances" His
colored audience applauded tremendously-at
this hit, and one old negro remarked that
''ef dat was de way Dimecrats done he
couldn't gowid 'em nohow."
At late funeral the undertaken arranged
for the husband and mother-in-law to ride in
The same carriage. "Must l." said the bro
ken hearted man, must ride with that aw-
full woman p II think you will ha 'e to-"
ans Tered the undertaken. "Well, if l must,
I must" replied he; 'but to ride with her
destroys all the pleasure ofthe OCCASION"
The medicine chest ofone of the abandon I'D
Arctic whalers was broken open by
some of the natives, who, thinking they had
found prize, proceeded to swallow the con
tents of all the bottles. the survivors de-
scribe the result as startling, for the doses
an Esquimaux. Several OF the pArtakert
died, and others wanted to. but couldn't.
Jerusalem. according to the British cor
4 sui, exports small quantities of olive oil
, grain, and cotton. The chief indus try of the
!. city is the manufacture of soap and "Jeru
= salem ware,' the latter consisting of crosses
- beads ETC., of which large quantities ere
v sold to the pilgrims who annually visit the
q city.
! gentleman handed upa ten dollar bill
: In one of the Red Line coaches, from which
one fare, five cents, was to be taken. 'Lool
= a. here" said the driver, down through thu
hole, (which OF these horses do you want tt
buy with this S10g' 'Well," coolly replied
= the gentleman, 81 thought might get boil
:, for that "-BoSton Traveller.
G Nor TO BE CAUGHT NAPPING'-"Now
= Johnny" said venerable lady to her si1
IL year old nephew, who was perSistently deny
l. ing an offence of which she accused him, -.
d know you are not telling me the truth; SET
/, it in your eye" Pulling down the lower lie
# of the organ that had so nearly betrayed hi
s want of veracity, Johnny exultingly replied
e You can't tell anything about 1t, aunt
o that eve ALWAYS was q little etreaked ~