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approved nothing but EXTRACT TEETH
WITHOUT PAIN.o 1000 pAaeu testify See their the
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New-York tribune., 1872-09-25
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Policy Greeley 90" not Democrat" OConor be
Candidate Wilson Know HohRgism' Gat1
These will packer mouth for whistle while
MARK TWAIN R0UGHING II" will ear.
make that the time to ugh' has You know
YOURSELF" We will 900 agencies 900 persons,
tie time TO 70 with certainty of
No matter whether experienced agent
sell this Information by addressing AMERICAN
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SOush-st up stairs
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O'Clock ,.
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wen recommended Apply at No BarclsY, between and 10
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OUR NEW PREMIUM LIST.

As THE NEW NORTHWEST has already nroved
"A popular success, we are decided that II shall
also prove TRIUMPH
To enable our friends who may decide TO can
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and us by increasing our Subscription Lists we
propose TO give the following additional Pre-
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Any subscriber who is In arrears for the NEW
NORTHWEST, who viii send Us his or her own
subscription fee, and one new subscriber, ac-
coInpanled by the caSh-S6 OO-we will give:
4 pair Parian Marble Vases;
ora Bohemian Glass Vase;
ora bohemian Glass Card Receiver;
or = dozen Ivory Napkin Rings;
Or = dozen Plated Tea Spoons;
or pair AleXandre's Kid Gloves:
Or Spansled I.ady's Fan, feathered edge;
Or a Bird Cage;
or an Album for holding 100 pictures.
or an Album leNtra) for holding 30 pictures;
OR "A Fancy Letter Case;
or box Toilet Articles, including soap,
or Britannia Tea Pot;
or a Kerosene Lamp;
or = dozen Glass CfOblets;
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or "A large Glass Fruit Dish;
Or "a Work Basket;
Or Fine Embroidered Handkerchief.
or = dozen Linen Handkerchiefs:
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or japanese Inlaid Work Box.
or is yards best yd. wide Sheetino
For seven subscribers at 50 OO each ap,onr,
ing TO S2l 20, we will send
an extra " 20 Castor triple plated, on white meta,
or I.ady's Writing Desk, of equal value:
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OUR PREMIUM LIST.

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FOR twenty subscribers, at 50 % each, accom-
panied by the cash, we Will give the HOME
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For thirty-five subscribers, at 50 % each, ac-
companied by the cash, We will give HOME
SHUTTLE SEWING MACHINE, with Black
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Price, S4l
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panied by the cash, we will give a HOME SHUT
TIE SEWING MACHINE, finished in extra
Price, $50.
The above Sewing Machines, which are war
ranted first-claSs in every particular, can be
seen at the office OF Geo. W. Traver, lI2 Front
street, Portland.
panied by the cash, we will give a MASON &
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ter pressure reed valves, etc. Price, $50.
For seventy-five subscribers, at 50 90 each, ac-
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cept that il has also a knee stop. Price, So
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For one hundred subscribers, at g 90 each
and twenty dollars additional, we will give a
MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN, FIVE OCTAVEs
FIVE STOPS, TWO SETS or RIBRATORS THROUGH
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during the year to procure the premium de,
sired they can choose lesser premium, or they
will be entitled TO receive twenty-five per cent
In cash OF the amount remittcd for their labor
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Never Missed It."

"You will never miss it, it is so
yOung.n These were cold words that
were meant for consolation TO a young
mother. "Never miss it?ii Was not a
place then vacant by the side of that
feeble parent? "Better have it die
young, while it is innocent the speaker
continued, but a sob was the only re-
Spouse. Many tender words were spoken,
but that HHOu will never miss it, sank
deep into the vacant heart. So the lit
tie form was carried out that had glad
dened two fond hearts but a few days.
"Never missed it," The young mother
folded little garments that her busy fin
gers had labOred on for many weeks, and
put them away. Tears fell like rain
on the clothes her babe had never worn.
''Neyer missed itv' Weeks and
months moved on, and years, one, two,
three passed, and many admired the
submissiVeness that showed no outward
murmurings. Strangers loved the quiet
that reigned in that house, and said in
their hearts, "They have missed it."
But what would not that mother have
given for one shout of childish glee in
that quiet house?
tNever missed itn Time flew away,
and Epiddle age found them childless
Out in the streets the merry voices OF
other children made them sad. Loving
fathers and mothers were educating theil
own, and looking forward to days be.
yOnd, that they might have a younger
and stronger arm to lean upon, and vet
the world said, tThey have missed it,
Onward passed the years, until one
score was counted on the little tablet
and they missed it still. Later i'm life
they heard the voices of children's chill
dren echoing in other households, and
deeper than the little grave sank the
loneliness Of being childless.
"Never missed it," Those words
spoken years before made dent in one
heart, at least, that no time and COM
fort could fill. People said, "HOw
happy they seem, they have not had the
care and anxiety that others have"
Did not their hearts then yeam for the
broken bud transplated to the immortal
gardens so many years ago?
''Never missed itr' They went to
their graves and were buried by the side
of the wee darling, and their freed spirits
dwell in that land where separation is
unknown, and .'you will never miss it"
is not heard.
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How A PUBLISHER WAS NOT TAKEN
IN.-AIr. Fields, the Boston publisher
has wonderful memory, and a knOwl-
edge of English literature, and this so
available, that when a friend wishes to
know where any particular passage may
be found, he steers at once for the cor
ners and consults the man who is very
likely to give the desired information
A pOmpus, would-be wit, not long ago.
thinking to puzzle him, and make sport
for company at dinner, informed them
prior to Mr.. Fields arrival, that he
himself had that morning written some
poetry, and intended to submit il to Mr.
Fields as Southey's, and impure in which
of his poems the lines occur. At the
proper moment, therefore, after the
guests were seated, he began-"Friend
Fields, have been good deal exercised
of late trying to find inSOuthey's Poems
his well-known lines running thus
can you tell us about what time he
wrote them?"
l do not remember to have met with
them before" replied Mr.. Fields, 'and
there were but two periods in SOuthey's
life when such lines could possibly have
been written by him."
"When were these?" gleefully asked
the witty questioner.
somewhere" said Mr.. Fields, "about
that early period of his existence when
he was having the measles and cutting
his first teeth; or, near the close of his
life, when his brain had softened and
he had fallen into idiocy. The versifica-
tiOn belongs to the measles period, but
the expression clearly betrays the idiotiC
Onein
The funny questioner smiled family,
but the company roared.
The new Northwest. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, 1872-03-01

a SINGULAR DREAM.-Two Years ago
Patrick and Michael Kelley came to
this country from Ireland with a view
to bettering their fortunes. They were
twin brothers, and very much attached
to each other, and after waiting weeks
in New York, and not being able to
both get employment, Michael came on
West, leaving Patrick i'm New York. In
course of time Michael obtained labor
on the railroad as a section hand, Occa-
siOnly hearing from the brother i'm the
East, and working himself, to the end
that he might visit him at no distant
day. Yesterday morning Michael re-
lated to the bOarders at the house where
he was stopping a dream he had the
night before, saying that he had seen,
i'm his dream, his brother lying dead,
and coffined at a house of New York,
and that, while looking at the corpse, it
had spoken TO him, telling him that he,
Patrick, would wait for him. The dream
seemed TO impress Michael very much.
and caused him to be gloomy. Last
evening when he came from work he
complained of being i'll, and went at
once to his room. About 8 o'clock he
got up and came down stairs, SAYING
that his brother was up in his room, and
told him to "cOme." He fell down al
most instantly in a fit, and died before
assistance could be rendered him. The
physician says he died of heart disease.
This morning news was received here
tina Patrick. died on Monday i'm New
York. The above was related to our re-
porter, and vouched for by Mr.. Carney,
with whom Michael boarded. d.-Omdhd
Bee.
The new Northwest. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1871-1887, 1872-03-01

''FELT IT Pull, OF COURsEr- There
was Sunday School celebration within
a hundred miles of Chicago, not long
ago, and the minister made a speech to
the children, in which he endeavOred TO
teach the nature of faith. So he told
them the following story by way of il
lustTation:
In the deepening twilight of a Sum-
mers evening pastOrcalled at the resi-
dence of one Of his parishoners, and
found seated in the doorway little boy,
a line.
"What are you doing here, my little
friend?n inquired the minister.
Flying my kite" was the prompt
reply.
"Flying your kiter' exclaimed the
pastor, u can see no kite-you can see
none"
Il cannot see it, but know it is there,
for / feel Il pUIL''
The children were all deeply interested,
ana the clergyman continued:
now IN a few days after this the
mother Of the little boy was about tC
die, and she said to him:
MY son, when / am an angel. will
come II can, and be with you and shield
you from harm, and watch to see thai
you grow up good man. viii YOU try
10 think sometimes that / am by YOU
side?r
And the little boy said he would.
''Now, my dear children" said tn,
minister, 'when that blessed angel cam,
back from heaven and hOvered over he
child, and placed her hand among tn,
fair golden hair, how did he know thar
she was there, for he could not see her?'
"Why, he .teh her pull, Of cOgrsen
rOared the class in union, and with the
promptness of absolute certainty.
The speaker sat down all of sudden
and the exercise concluded with the
singing Of hymn.
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Powerful Tonic,

Promoting the Appetite and InvIgorating the
while Digestive Apparatus, thus building up
and strengthening the system, while NJ the
same time the volatile principle, being ab-
SOrbed in the blood, acts specifically on the
Rheumatic Poison, removing it from the cireu-
latiOn and system.
There are few remedies known TO the Medical
Profession which will remove the rheumatic
Poison from the blood, but whose action is 50
powerful in depressing the system Of the al
ready enfeebled Rheumatic patient, that their
use has 10 be abandoned before specific effects
are Obtainable, and hence the want Of success
in treating this prevalent and consequently
heretofore incurable disease. Unlike these
medicines, already known, the UNk WEED
REMEDY, although producing as active and as
powerful effects on the blood and system in re-
moving the Rheumatic Poison, also possesses a
strong Tonic and Recuperating Element which
admits of its continued use even by the most
delicate and debilitated. Thus we have the
mbinatiOn for the first time of these two
necessary elements in one remedy, which ac-
counts for its superior and never-faitng curative
effects in rheumatism, Rheumatic GOut and
Rheumatic Pains of all kinds.
n r The UNK WEED REMEDY is partic-
ularly APPLICABLE To LADIES, in cOnse-
duence of its Tonic Qualities.
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Inventory of a prunkard.
BY ALICE CARY.

hut OF logs without a door
Minus a roof, and ditto floor:
clapboard cupboard without crooks,
Nine children without shoes or frOcks:
A wife that has not any bonnet
With ribbon bows and strings upon it,
ScOlding and wishing to be dead,
Because she has not any bread.
4 teakctfle without a spout,
a meat cask with the bottom out,
\ "comfort" with the cotton gone,
And not bed to put il on;
y handle without an axe,
4 hatchel without wool or flax:
A pot-lid and a wagOn-hub,
And two ears OF waSh-tub:
Three broken plates OF different kinds,
some mackerel-tails and bacon rinds:
4 table without leaves or legs,
one chair and a half dozen pegs;
one Oaken keg with hoops OF brass,
one tumbler OF dark-green glass;
y fiddle without any strings,
\ gun-stOck and two turkey wings.
o, readers Of this inventory,
Take warning by its graphic story;
For little any man expects,
Who wears good shirts with buttons In iem
Ever TO put on cotton checks,
And only have brass pins to pin 'em,
/ 'Tis, remember, little stitches
Keep the rent from growing great.
When you can't tell beds from bitches,
/ Warning words Will be too late.
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CHE fie~ Aort5west.
FRIDAY...................NIARCH %, 1872.
MY Ship.
BY FLORENCE PERCY.


rovn 10 the wharves, as the sun goes down,
And the daylght's tumult and dust and din
Is diving away in the busy town,
I 90 to see If my ship comes IN
7 naze far over the quiet sea,
ROSY with sunset, like mellow wine,
Where ships, like lilies, lie tranquility,
Many and fair,-but See not mine.
7 rouesffon the sailors every night,
Who over the'bulwarks idly lean,
Noting the sails aS they come in sight,
s.Have you seen my beautiful ship come in?"
"whence does she come?r they ask OF me;
ssNEhO is her master, and what her name?"
And they smile upon me pityingly
When my answer is ever and ever the same.
a. mine was a vessel Of strength and truth:
Her sails were white as "A young lambs fleece;
She sailed, long since, from the port OF youth
Her master was Love, and her name was
Peace.
And, like all beloved and beauteous things
She faded in distance and doubt away;
With only tremhle OF snowy wings,
She foated, swan-like, adown the bay,
Carrying with her precious freight
All had gathered by years Of pain;
A tempting prize toehe pirate Fate
And still watch for her back again;
Watch for the earliest morning light,
Till the pale stars grieye over the dying day
To catch the CLEAN Of her canvas white
Among the islands which gem the bay
But she comes not yet,-she will never come
To gladden. my eyes and my spirit more;
And my heart grows hopeless and faint and
dumb,
As 1 wait and wait on the lonesome shore,
Knowing that tempest and time and storm
Have wrecked and shattered my beauteous
bark;
Rank sea-Weeds cover her wasting form,
And her sails are tattered and stained and
dark.
But the tide comes up and the tide goes down,
And the daylight follows the nights eclipse,
And still with the sailors, tanned and brown,
Iwait on the wharves and watch the ships.
And still, with patience that is not hope,
For vain and empty il long hath been,
] sit on the rough shores rocky slope,
And watch 10 see If my ship comes in.
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a BILLIoN.-What q very great sum is
billiOnl 1t is q million of milliOnsl
\ million seems large enough-but a
million of millions! How long do you
suppose it would take you to count it?
a mill that makes one hundred pins n
minute, if kept at work night and day,
would make only fifty-two millions five
hundred and ninety-siX thousand year
and at that rate the mill must work
nineteen thousand years, without stop
ping a single moment, in order TO turn
out a billion of pinsi 1t is beyond our
reach to conceive it, and yet when a
billion of years shall have gone eternity
will seem to have just begun.
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A little girl who looked into a wood
cutters cabin was asked to enter by the
kI.lnd-hearted knight of the axe. The
mule miss hesitated, but presently
ieaShea' esH9' is there any mother there ?n
,.d;' les dear" replied a kind, wOmanly
hoieei there Is a mother here who will
pG slau 70 see you" The little girls in
; IeIiicts 1l-,lS. We're wholesome and wise She
i,n'' hlleN VINO she could love and trnst
nome ~ me may be small and mean. bnf IL II
II Ille shrine of a mothers love Il = =
,,-;tiioS,. IIe;hiilS. pace than a palace wonId bo
without this blessed presence "Ouiu oe
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HOUSEHOLD EDUCATIoN.-Child
hunger perpetually for new ideas. They
will learn with pleasure from the lips
of parents what they deem it drudgery
to study i'm books; and even if they have
the misfortune to be deprived of many
educational advantages they will grow
up intelligent, if they enjoy inchildhood
the privilege of listening daily to intel
ligent conversation. We sometimes see
parents who are the life of every COM
pany which they enter, dull, silent and
uninteresting at home among their chill
dren. If they have not mental activity
and mental stores sufficient for both, let
them first use what they have for their
own households. n silent house is a
dull place for young people, from which
they will escapeif they can. How much
useful information, on the other hand, is
often given in family conversation, and
what unconscious but excellent mental
training i'm lively social argument.
Cultivate to the utmost all the graces of
home conversation.
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upon any and all subjects OF Public Interest.

The NEW NORTHWEST is not n Womans
hlghts, but Human Rights organ, devoted
70 Whatever policy may be necessary TO secure
the greatest good TO the greatest number. II
knows no sex, no politics, no religion, no party,
no color, no creed. Its foundation is fastened
upon the rock OF Eternal Liberty, Universal
Emancipation and ITntrammeled Progression.
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An old lady said her husband was very
fond of peaches, and that was his only
fault. "Fault, madam said one, chow
can YOU call that fault?" "Why, be-
cause there are different ways of eating
them, sir. My husband takes them in
the form of brandym
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Dr. Newhall thinks that childhood is
II. IN danger of becoming extinct. Aged
niue niue boys and girls have their fashion,
aole parties and balls, and dress, and
silInee, saIl, and wriggle, and chatter non
fashionable life, WIN -
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Death, Death spares not even the young and
beautiful; Miss Bette Thomas anu nf
lAtehheld, connecticut, was cut doTD VI d
few days since, in all the bloom" a1d ~ a
Ioveilness OF her ninety-seventh spring %
She leaves two little brothers, aged rs.
spectively ninety-nine and h1ndred
and one years, to mourn her untimeIv
end.
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WONIAN's WORST ENEMY.-Of the
worst foes that woman has to encounter,
wine stands at the head. The appetite
for strong drink in men has foiled the
lives of more ewOmen-ruined more hopes
for them, scattered more fortunes for
them, brought to them more shame,
sorrow and hardship, than any other
evil that exists. The country numbers
tens of thousands of women who are
widows to-day, and sit i'm hopeless weeds
because their husbands have been slain
by strong drink. There are hundreds
of thousands of homes scattered over the
land, in which women live lives of tor
ture, going through all the changes of
suffering that lie between the extremes
Of fear and despair, because those whom
they love, love wine better than they do
the women they have sworn to love-
There are women by thousands who
dread to hear at the door the step that
once thrilled them with pleasure, be-
cause that step has learned to reel under
the influence of the seductive poison
There are women groaning with pain
while we write these words, from bruises
and brutalities inflicted by husbands
made cruel by drink. There can be no
eXaggeration in any statement made in
regard to this matter, because no human
imagination can create anything worse
than the truth, and no pen is capable of
pOrtraying the truth. The sorrows and
the horrors of wife with a drunken
husband, or a mother with n drunken
son, are as near the realization of hell
as can be reached, in this world, at least.
The Indignation, the shame, the sorrow,
the sense of disgrace for herself and her
children, the poverty-and not unfre-
quentry the beggary-the fear and the
fact of violence, the lingering lifelong
struggle and despair of countless women
with drunken husbands, should be
enough To make all women curse wine,
and engage unitedly TO oppose it every
where, as the worst enemy of their sex.