St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1872-09-06
ST. Suhnsburp Ga(rdonian.
t. Lnhn.nnr,. VI. rrida,. septem. 9. Is.e.
Humorous.


When it j. u Htc to'rj.
storm !. like u fish after u hook
When it l. going t" alAt"
Th,ti,S that connect business men
win th,. puhlir Advertise.
M. ,,.,.,,..t man in the. world i one
VIM h1, uorhiu. but money
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inc one "'''''' i '''"N' '''''''''''' '"'
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hey MAKE ~h'"'> ''"'' 'ii' SAL" VI .''
MaIiIl>. hI'' an ''I i ''i'""N " l''l'''
supper.
The preacher VIII" h"a>trd that h"
could preach without notes. didn't mean
bank notes.
New >papcrN should send only >"'h
reporters t" raitlr-Nh"W> ~ al" A''">-
toned I" pens.
\ ship may hc said +" resemble Il
t-piu when il i ON the breast of Il
heavy swell"
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organ u l'','r' vi '',"' ely - Il" vi"
veteran >"'''o''-' 'l""''''
Judge Russell says MarthI'S \nrNard
l. an excellent place I" ENJOY morality
Ill lh' a'>'ra''' anu N''Ih III tue go"
c'''e.
The man who picked up double
tailed wasp has lost his interest III en-
t"m"l"gN: he studies chemistry and
surgery.
Lash RiIIiu,.s s.,,> ..,;i,r th,. devil
his.Jnc, rrndS we'll enough in = nrnyrrb
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this arrangement is carried ont -
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7'i'' W. an, wen J." iIr '"'%N n,''''
WI" h'' T'r"' "'H''''>'l '"' ny i''"l ~
HOW can ! '">' hriP 10 reform TN.
worn" "H '"S'h"'"% VIZ" N""'>''i'
y western rcp"rtrr >IN~: ".NuInr;i.
'I"nd'n prov: ",'''hG h'rrA >n'lIr
on n'I 'I'''N- l'>' me morning..
Rather EIu\"cal. y >I@m pinned l."
Il shirt IN tInnt OF Il River street store in
Troy. >'N>: Nv Would N"n Ice without u
nice >hIt t"r seventy tive cents
An enthusiastic. brakeman in - Lnui,
the, other ui"ht. Mas awakened from, 81,
dream of an iup,.udiuw mI.han II, =,
cry of pain. and t,uud himself ,ittin.,
up in bed hnldiu" hi, wife. hy the ears.
having almost twisted her head of
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Young woman once married i man
ny inc h"ill' "i i,">' against me NI>ll
"i h"l parents. .Nltrl Il snort time they
"%ah l" 4'''l lrI. ana Ill" attempted t"
return I" h'l E'' ,'l h"">r' hut he re
ll>t" I" receive h'r. ,1\ ln@. "I'u>l thou
ant ana nut" Dust Thou shalt return.
ANA She got up ami "dn>trd.
y Republican orator in New England.
in discussing the question of whether
tine Ll"craIN VIII To- Iahr mi" Demo
'lal> or me democrats ihI" ih'"iii' ~
the c"iIl'l"h' tnIi hA! les Lambs OH
r"ii'lhdi ,iin WIN i-'iilh : suffering an
HN'i =" ny h"'> i u"" va hI> tan :
pee nus, I'll the " -'''S l. ''SS'l IMAM
the t-'aI
Little boy BE You the dIuggrr
man ;" Druggist "lr>. sony. What
can do for You ;" Little boy dad
has got 'em agn' His boots Is full OF