The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1872-07-12
CONNUBIkI.ITIES.

A woman's love is like the strccm
Incased In winters ice and snow;
Which by the runs warm varnai beam
Is made impetuOusly to flow.
Her love is like a stalk of Iose,
Which in cold winter seems as dead;
Yet with summers breath il blows,
Ard hen sweet flowers cro, its head.
Her love is like the evenin. star;
Though long on earth in vain 1t streams,
Yet waits in its cold world afar,
Till loving eyes observed its CLEANS.
Her love is like the nightingale,
Which it's cage, tholgh wounded, sings,
It's heart and soul breathe in lis wall,
When it lamcnts imprisoned wings.
California lawyers assert the legality
of wife-beating.
The conductive mood-Thoughts OF
matrimony.
ANY man can be his own master
but no woman can be her own mistress.
Neither death nor life is as serious as
marriage. Yet nothing is entered into
half so thoughtlessly.
A Nevada papers fees tor marriage
notices are "as high ~ the ecstacy and
liberality of the bridegroom may
prompt"
"A
suit against five saloon keepers for
5000 each because they dispensed
electrifiers too freely to her husband.
The marriage service, in the opinion
of a western paper, should be changed
to read "WhO dares take this wOman?''
And the groom shall answer, II dare. F."
Men never fall so deeply in love that
they cannot climb cut by the ladder OF
reason. Women have as many heart
aches as headaches, and with as little
serious results.
An Alabama paper was not issued at
the regular time, lately, one of the
editors being on the jury, and the
other having been married. Both ex-
pressed their regrets in the next issue.
Women always measure their
strength in the beginning against men
they are on the eve of loving. They
make brave display of battle at first:
But when they once yield, they yield
forever.
'I never saw such cold woman as
Miss is" said an enviOus beauty OF
another, the other evening. II feel
quite confident that she must give her
husband a cold in the head whenever
she XII ses him."
AT one of the schools in Cornwall,
England, the Inspector a ked the chill
dren if they could quote any text OF
scripture which forbade a man having
two wives. One of the children sagely
quoted in reply to the text, "NO man
can serve two masters"
A Hartford Comm paper wants
people to believe that married couple
was recently to be seen in that town
with fifteen children, of whom the old
est was only sixteen years old. This
won't do. We know too much of New
England's vital statistics to have a
boarding school palmcd olfon us under
false pretences.
Quite a romantic wedding came off
in the first circle of franklin county,
PENNSYLVANIA, village recently, when
the bridegroom, widower of seventy,
married a lady whom he and his for
mer wife had brought up from infancy,
and who had lived in his family as a
daughter for forty years.
A young lady in Delaware, sueing
for breach of promise, finding that the
lovers letters did not come up to the
legal marx, offered to put in a lot writ
ten by herself, to show how she under
stood his missives, whereupOn the
Judge emphatically said: "No, no;
that will never do. If such thing
were permitted, no man would be sale.