The Republican journal., 1872-09-05
Pills, Potions and Pungenc,es.

A little girl, who has been much eXercis ed in
mlnd IN regard to steam-boiler explosions, has
MT upon Il sure plan for preventing them in tu-
ture. to wit "Fill the boiler with iced water,
and set ii in Il cool place"
MASKS AND FACES. Ladies who mask their
faces and necks with enamels endanger their
health to no purpose. The plaster work de-
celvts nobody. There Is but one article known
which will Restore a blemiShed complexion or
create external brlIliancy and bloom where
they have never heretofore existed, and that ar
ticle is IAGAN'S MAGNOLIA BALM 1t performs
this toilet miracle by ntli>i vitality into the
skin. The floral and herbal juices of which it
is composed gently stimulate the circulation in
the minute blood vessels, and brace the net
work of nerves through which they pass Thus
quickeued and strengthened the external cover
ING soon acquires a fresh and heathful hue, and
every trace of SallOWneSS diSappears The
palest cheeks derive from the identifying bap-
1i>m of this delightful cosmetic Il warmer hue
and The arms, hands and neck, blonde lusre
which the charatans. W ho profess to make Ia
dies "heautitul forever" with their poisonous
cement, can never hope to initiate.
A lady asked a gentleman. who was suffering
with the influenza, My dear sir. what do YOU
take for your cold ?" Give pocket hupdker-
chiefs day, ma'am."
pURGATIVE PILLS haVa become a settled ne
cessity with the American people. Indeed, ca
thartlcs always have been and always must be
used, IN some form, by all mankind. In this
country the pilular form of administration has
been growing in favor since pills were first
made of Aloes and Rhubarb, rolled into a ball
Their high position in the public confidence has
finally been secured and fastened into perma-
nency by AYERS CArHARTIC PILLS, the most
skiltul combination of medicine for the diseases
they are intended TO cure, that science can de-
wise or art produce. Those who need pills, no
longer hesitate what pills to take if they can get
AYERS PILL. Wheeling (Va.) Press.
Recitation in Metaphysics; Professor
(which is the most delicate of at! the senses ?"
Senor-''The sense OF touch" Prof.-"Give an
example, Sen.-"My chnm can feel his mus
ache, but nobody can see it,"
DIR. s. JACOBS. ON ApuoNIA. OR Loss or
VOICE. Orange Street, st. John, n. b.. 1869
Mr. Fellows, Sir: | am bound to award the
palm Of merit to the preparation of Hypophos-
phite> discovered by you. | had occasion to use
it myself in a case of Aphonia, which would not
yield to regular treatment, and am happy to
say. ii proved to be all that You claimed tor it,
having acted with expedition and entire salts
faction.
feel called upon to publish the fact that the
profession may avail themselves of d remedy
III yonr Compound Syrup OF Hypuphosphites. ,.
Yours, very truly.
s.JACOBS, MD.
Enraged parent-'Did you throw the half
that Johnny Williams" .'And did you strike
him on purpose p ''No struck him ON the
nose
The vigorous action produced in the nervous
system by he toning and stimulating properties
of SMoLANDER'S BUCHu suStains and supports
the entire nerve structure. 1t is also the pani-
rca tor kidney, bladder and glanduIar diseases,
diabetes. gravel mental and physical debility,
youthful errors or indiscretions, and nervous
ness. 1t buoys up the human constitution.
Life itself is almost a burden to some ladies',
on account of excessive pain Headache Tooth
ache, ague in the face and jaws, Neuralgia.
lameneSs, and other pains and aches are cur
ed quickly and certainly by using freely RenneS
Pail-K Hing Magic oil. SO Id by your merchant.
). A. llowes Il Co. wholesale agents.
A Newark family, in order to punish little
laughter. held her mouth up to the spout of a
hot tea-kettle, the steam from which Killed her
Frying to correct children by steam is almost
90 enterprising; hand power should be consil-
cred sufficient.
A large Volume would not contain the mass
Of testimony which has accumulated in favor of
DR.. Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry as a safe |
Efficient, and reliable remedy by curing coughs,
:olds, and pulmonary disease. Many of the
cures are truly wonderful.
A tipsy fellow, who mistook a globe lamp
With letters on it for the queen of night, eX
.laimed: "I'll be blest if somebody hain't stuck
IN advertisement on the moOn."
$1,000 Reward will be paid by the proprietor
IF DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery for |
medicine that will equal it in curing severe
md lingering Coughs, Bronchites, and all dis |
eases Of the lungs. GOT.
The girl must have been somewhat excited |
vhen she pulled her beau's nose, kissed the |
1ell-pu and sweetly said goodnight.
Persons seeking investment for capital, or
'eferred TO the card of F. A. HaWley & Co. in
our paper.
A little boy accosted his papa thus: ''Papa. |
ire you growing still y"NO, dear; what makes
you think so ?''"Because the top of your head
s coming through your hair
The following strong certificate as to the
curative of Miss Sawyer's Salve, we clip from
,he Patten Voice:
REWARD OF MERIT. We are happy to lay
before our readers the following cure, effected
by the Use of Miss Sawyer's Salve.
Mr.. Silas Bryant, of Sherman, has been af
ficted for years with what the doctors pro-
nOunced a scrOfulOuS cancer. lie consulted the
most skilful physicians in vain, and was finally
induced to try Mss iSawyer's Saloe and now
after using the fourth box, he is entirely cured,
and enjoys perfect health. tf50
CAUTION. Parties purchasing "WHITE'S
SPECIALITY FOR DYSPEPSIA" expecting to find
it beverage containing alcohal, like the vile
g Bitters'' advertised. (Which only aggravate the
disease, and bring on others) will be disappoint-
ed. 1t is Il MEDICINE carefully compounded on
scientific principle taken in teas poOnful doses,
and has proved to be the only CURE for the dis
ease ever brought forward For sale by all drug