Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1872-08-19
MEDICAL.
BALTIC. LOCK HOSPITAL
MEDICAL.
DIR, JOHNSTON,

DIR. JOHNSTON,
Physician of this celebrated institution has dis;
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and
Effectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
| Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, !nyolun-
tary Discharges, Impotency, General Debility
Nervousness Dyspepsia Languor Low Ha oRlrts' Rdar
Confusion of Ideas, Pslpltatlon OF tne nea[' ear
diness Disease of the Head, Throat, Nose or
Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs Stomacn
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and SOL
itary practices more fatal to their victims than
the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners of Ulys-
ses, blighting their most brilliant hopes OF an
ticipations, sc.
YOUNG MEN.
Esnacs11v who have become the victims of
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untlmeiy
grave thousands of young men OF the most ex-
allied talents and brilliant intellect, VINO mlght
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
the thunders of eloquence. or walked to extacy
the living lyre may call with full confidence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons or Young Men ,contem1plat-
ing marriage, aware Of Physical Weakness
L
7ous Nls Excitability, Palpitation, Organic Weak
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsquali-
fcaton, speedily relieved.
He who places himself under the care of DIR. y.
may religiously confde in his honor as gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his skill as
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored;
This distressing Aiection-which renders iiie
n--lC
miserable and marriage lmposslole-s Gne
penalty paid by the victims OF improper lnoulg
cncies. Young persons are too apt to commiI
excesses from not being aware OF the dreadlui
consequences that may ensue. Now, who that
understands the subject will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are lost sooner by those 1ail
ing into Improper habits than by the prudent!
Besides being deprived of the pleasureof healthy
offspring, the most serious and destructive symp-
toms of both body and mind arise. Inc system
becomes derangcd, the lhySlcal ana Pen.a. pen'a-
Nervous, Irritability, Dyspepsia, PalpI;atio,n OF
.he Heart. Indigestion, Constitutional Debility,
and Wasting Of the Frame, Cough, Consump-
ton, Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAY
Relief in Six Hoursl No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Triaing Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison, should apply imme-
dately.
DIR. JOHNSTON.
Member Of the Royal College of Surgery of
London, Graduate of one Of tne most emlnenI
Colleges in the United States and the greater
part Of whose life has been spent IN the hospi-
tails of London, Paris, Philadelphia ana else
where has effected some OF the most ASTONISHING
cures that were ever known; many troubled with
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed at sudden SOUNDS,
bashfulness, with. frequent blushlng. attended,
sometimes with arrangement Oh hihu' "ele
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and MIND, uRnttlng
them for either business, study, society or mar
riage c
fects produced by the early habits of youth, viz:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains in the
Head, Dimness Of Sight Loss OF muscuiar A low.
Irritabflity, Dcrangement of the Digestive Func-
tions, General Debility, Symtoms of Consump-
MESTALLY.-Tce fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded: Loss of NJ emory Con
fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits Evil Fore
bodines, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust Love
of Solitude, Timidity, &c., are some OF the evils
produced. :a.
what is the cause of their declining health, losing
cmacated, having singular appearance ABOUT
the eyes, cough and symptoms OF Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by certain prac-
tice, already described 4 habit frequently learn
cd from evil companions or at school, the enecls
of which are nightly felt even when asleep, ana
if not cured renders MARI iage impossible, ana
DESTROYS both mind and body, should apply I'M
mediately. ~, -, =.
What pity that a young man, the hope OF
his country, the pride of his parents should be-
snatched from all prospects and enjoyment OF
life nv the consequence Of dcviating from the
nath of nature and indulging in pernlclous
habits. Such persons must, before coin'eihpia'
ing. ,,.,,1,op
Reflect that sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites tc promote connubial
happiness Indeed, without these the journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage, the
nrospect hourly darkens to the view the mind
becomes shadowed with despair, and Tiled with
the melancholy reflection that tne happiness oA
another is blighted with our own.
DISEASES OF 1MPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprude11t votary Of
Measure finds that he has imbibed the seeds OIL
this painful disease, 1t too often happens Inat an
ill.timed sense of shame or dread of discovery de
tiers him from applying to those who, from edu-
cation and espcctabillty, alone betrlend HIM,
DELAYING till the constitutional symptoms OF this
horrid disease makes their appearance, sucn as
ulcerated sore throat, dlseased nose, hoctulhai L
mains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight,
deafness nodes on the shin bones and arms,
hlotches on the head face and extremities pro-
crossing with frightfu rapidity, till at last the
1aute of the mouth or the bones OF the nose
fall in, and the victim of this awful disease De,
co,nes q horrid object Of commlsseraton TIL
death puts q period to his dreadful suffering, by
sanding him to that undiscovered country IRON