The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1872-02-09
PLAIN DEALER,

other day.
No wonder all lawyers are so much
alike They pass their lives in following
suit
SAKE graphically describes a certain
case Of beefstcak as "an Infringement
on Goodyear's patent
Pillows, though not belonging to the
human species, come under the head of
rational beings
Those who buy tombstones of US
look with pride and satisfaction on the
graves of their friends" is the adver.
tisement Of Western stone cutter.
Grant is said to be envious of France
because it has a larger national debt
than the United States.
Yourself and gentleman are in
vited," etc.. is the way they are doing
things in some sections of Minnesota
this year.
A Cincinnati clergyman has been
charged with assaulting the administra-
ton, because he preached sermon de
nouncing official rascality.
1t is understood that the New York
radical legislature does not reform
worth cent. The only measure claim
ing to point it that direction was voted
down by a sweeping majority.
They have so many dogs at little
Rock, Arkansas, that it is proposed to
establish extensive tanneries there to
utilize the bark.
There are two things which I abhor-
the learned in his intidelities, and the
fool in his devotions. K Mobammed.
The radicals are all the while accus.
ing the democrats IF doing something
that is sure to secure the recollection Of
Grant. We should think they would
be pleased about it, and not be scoldine
all the while. "
When Plato was told that he hat
many enemies who spoke ill of him, h,
replied: sit is no matter, shall live
80 that none will believe them" Whel
Anaximander was told that the boy
laughed at his singing, "Ah," said he
"then | must learn to sing BETTER
Somebody is going to build a hote
in Rhode Island ninety two feet Ions
and sixty feet wide. We shouldn'
have supposed that the authorize
would permit anybody to put the stat'
all under one roof in that way.
II a man tells you that water leachet
through ashes is fit for beverage, dom
believe him. 1t is I've.
A wretched old bachelor says
latter all, woman's heart is tn,
sweetest thing in the world; its per
feet honeycomb-full of sells
1t was not the fault Of the editor o
a Vermont paper that its last issue
called Alexis the noble kuss;" he hat
written it ':the noble Russ and tn,
fault was with the printer.
The Cincinnati Commercial has :
chapter on Spirits and Where The,
Come From We believe they art
generally brought in barrels from Ken
lucky and Ohio.
A tender and confding maiden of :.
has sued a STRIPPING of 50 for breach o
promise in Illinois
The raw material for hydrophophobi;
in Ohio consists Of 1s3, 424 dogs
If you know anything that will max
a brothers heart glad, run quickly ant
tell it: but if it is something that vii
cause a sigh, bottle it up.
The New York Times has discovere.
the secret. 1t has ascertained that tn
defalcations and embellishments now $
common among the Grant officials ar
the result of a more than ordinary de
gree of honesty on the part Of the al
ministration. Is not that sublime.
Be like spring lock, reader t.
shut than to open. .. ....
The best lessons man ever has ar
his mistakes.
liberation is the child, not Of faith
but Of doubt.
Apprehension of evil is often wors
! than the evil itself.
Adversely willingly undergone is tn,
greatest virtue.
An honest employment is most ex
cellent patrimony.
1 Be rigid to yourself and gentle I
others.
There is but one door to come in;