The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1872-01-21
A NAB0B'S VISIT TO NEW YORK.
BY MARK TWAIN.

titled " Rougling 1t, now in press. II
ms sample Of the good things contain
cd therein.
In Nevada there used to be curren, the
story Of an adventure Of two Of her ma.
bobs, which may or may not have occur.
red. give it for what il is worth
Col. jim had seen somewhat Of the
world, and knew more or less Of i,s ways !;
but Col Jack was from the back settle.
ments Of the States, had led q Life of ardu-
Gus toll, and had never seen a city. These
two blessed with sudden wealth. projected
q visit to New York-Col. Jack TO see the
sights and COL Jim to guard his unsoph-
sticatiOn from misfortune. They reached
San Francisco in the night and sailed 10
the morning. Arriving IN New York,
Col. Jack said
ave heard tell Of carriages oil my life
and now mean TO have . ride ia one
don't care what it costs. Come along.
They stepped out on the sidewalk and
Col. Jim called q stylish bArouche. But
Col. Jack said
"No Sir None of your chesp-John
turn-outs for me. I'm here 20 have A
good time, and money amt any object.
mean 10 havo the nobbiest rig that's go
ing. Now, here comes the trick Stop
that ysller one with the pictures on it.
don't you fret-Ill stand all the expenses
nsse Ho, IT,,
90 Sol' jim stopped an an empty omnibus
1 An An, s ,ss -" ,boaahS oS M o,o,
~, 81 81 ,vind
iii Won cant re-, What wonid r.. ~.
40, is,ho. could seo ma cr,,inr ,n.i,
i've this in Ssw York, Rv Geor,e I
w;sh ,bev could SEQ ne e'
Than IA mn, hi. head on, of,b. MIN
A. "a sbpr,.d ., ,sa d,;ra, '"e WIZ"
as "Ssy Jabnny ,nst .ni,. ms,,;,,
,o,,. ;,,Iv von bs,I vsn, hi. .habsro
-, a.. r.; ~, I, ia -, ~, 80,
on,, Nste ,em 90, VII n,sLs i, al,
r;obt with Won sonny ~
The driver ns.s.d his hand ,brop,b IN,
.,rsp.boles. and tspped for his FIRE. 7,
was before the gohgs came into common
rae Col Jsck ,ook IN. h.nd and shonL
Tho hand and .hooL :, cn,5isIIv n
aid.
.- ns s S ~. ~, IA ~. 80 ".
sa' i;s $50; :, ' - '""' ""N Wv A'"
'xnd be M, . tv.n,v do,,.r GOLD n,scs
80 ,ba d,;xa,,. hsnd A., ,nomsn,
,hs sV diva ,Sv .s;S bs could no, m.Ls cbsnns
'"V Rn,he, ,he cbsnasi RiJs i, mi
d., =, in your nooLat
Than 10 Col lin with . .oundino alan
~ ,h;,h -f
" ~ I;n s1k |, :,v,s tbouob, H.noss 10 7
dom, h;,s ,b,s thing avery dsv foy !
w.st ~
Ths onm;bu. ,.onnsd and . Young lad,
nm, in Col Jact .,.rad for. mom.n,
sbsn nudyed Col lin with hi, elbow.
Don't .sv . word ba wbi,n.red
"I., hsr ida II .hs want. ~ Gracious
,bsre. room enough -
The Young ladv GOT ont her portsmon
n.;a and handed her fare n Col Jsck.
WHAT, hi. for - said he.
uGivs II N ,be driver pIeason
uTaks bsck vouT moncr MADAME. W.
can't allow i, Yon're wslcoms 20 rid,
hare ss long a, Won nlea,e. hut this sbs
hsns'. oh. rssrsd ws ihsn,t Lot Won nav
cent"
The girl .hrank into 4. corner be.wildsr
cd. An old lsdy with a bs.ket climbed in
and proffered her fare.
"Excuse me-" said Col. Jack. "Yo,
are perfectly welcome here, madame, bu
We can't allow you TO pay. Set RICH
down there, mum, and don't you be in tn
least uneasy. Make yourself as free q
II you was In your own turnout"
a., x ,mU 'n amS oomn,s y shiid,sr
m,..sS ~'NP'
sComs right along friends, " said Co
MSa, , Ss Thi. g.. No.
o oas Than ~ anu h I - ~, liz lin
AN, Yu Wy" . 10 wspT;IhJi ri.os dnn
,.ot"r - s;nit NJ y" ,'o sov," Snr 1 wv"
W. .o.;s,aa 80 az ~" -, ... t.rs. 4,
,hs dr;1sr ana a., r.So sn .vs,rbosx cordis,i