The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1872-11-02
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

He tSumner) is the first TO or = So faint
mutterings of the coming s storm. ID
himself. He reads the hsut r-.. ...
wall, and steals away, leag;.. .1 g.. ..-... -.s
turbulent, irritable, unjuss aa- -e.... Up
sociates"
Mr.. Sumner is further descr-..- .. pilot
who deserts his crew" anu as 3D. - .... who
rides off the field when his force l-.,.. .. -..
ver,' and as "the incarnation OF the p.....a.
otium cum dignitate ~ Wont Sumner .l
bad when he comes to read that, sunp1sirs '-a
able to translate it into comprehensive l,r-'.
There is story that the people Of Loui>.,...
have big feet. 1t is said they ca"'t ply re
game of quoits there for few natives are ao., to
pitch the ring beyond the limit of
1t is in allusion to this that IT, c.
the other day said rashly:
"When watchful wives in L5u..
husbands feet coming roand a.. .... &c.,.
hight the fire and prepare tea, Tor totg know
the good men will soon be home
Whereat the COurler.Jou1ndy fires up and
comes back at the Post in this wise:
True; and when the watchful wife Of q Oh.
csgo Post editor is half stihed, as she is two or
three times day, by the odor of sOmttAu-
like u Cincinnati distilery, she hardly know,
of r,.au No. ~. Sne Anp"' 54-' Jlyh'i p'ffe'
or that her husband ia vitEin ono or 49,, 49,
of home.
Guess they re pretty near even.
A W. Stolp, II. II. Evans and Fred Ca.r:a
aIo 80 En,I'I ,'"- I've" TP'. 'iNS = ''','
sent several DAYS. and reD,rt ,r,rna ,r,, 1,. It
wild.
How's that? Or sportsmcn never thiu,; oi
hunting any game bat "wilj' ID. #.a E..
rora bucks go all the way 10 the Eau' ..e a..a,
70 kill tame dncks and or,.,r
~
Inc price OF eggs mas raised s.OlIy, owing &.
the hens having struck Coz higher Ea# -s-..-
I'VE Genus being no" usiAane-d io- 8 dozen .t
VI. 90, ,"i''
"A"' was ~ ''' P.''' Oh C.s' 't'sI' lie
,ss'' " VI. Ao"'' VI "i"', anu ho" vas 1t uoAe
-''0 INC p'''' u'' lever
ne pu'S. ei .nuus iuu'es GeheriIIy oe:.s
wrist.
So saws the editor Of the Rochelle Tn6eoeog.
ent How does he know That editor neo1s
looking after.
Tho u.:,,. ,c.,> c,..,, mn
.a;,or !, ~, ,oa;.
Nv "'' "''o'e"
WV anu ha'i years IN MS efforts to Keep up
the paper, which he considers equal to four
Years in the State Prison
livery newspaper announces about once each
year the fact that somebody has at last solved
the everlasting scientific DooS oxi,o,,,,o rs ,or.
,,.,l ,,;,. IN:
rD"' no'''" LUIS ''''ie 'ne eaitor OF we
iehhSylVahia argus Is the dupe of some crazy
enthusiast on the subject, saying;
The Ignorant NAV scott and the ,ntLo,,,,,,
full der!e. but we do candidly admit ,bst wa
think the invention has introduced the ideas
,hs. Win ii I0 .t W. .,.'Mn Io'te.
his invention. namely, perpetual motion.
While about it. whv no. tell u. how i. i. dono
this sitting in y chair end liftin, ore.a,f Eff
the floor by ones own main strength, for that
only Is perpetual motion.
Now we feel easier about it. In our cou,em.
plated call upon Queen Victoria some pleasant
morning next summer, we had serious dubi.a.
ton as to what was exactly the right thing to
ga! 4" au.'ess'ns "ef' Dul TIE 1olio"inS sim
pines oil thA' wonderfully
0uee" p'oiia pu's on no a'rS' out some peo'
81 f,,nil;,r; wi,h ,h. fn,n,s IS 'onL
| e,;oua,,. Awaits ,b.,,, 80 -. Ii l''"
nouon that the words :" Your Majesty" must
thS ,%r,. "''' s" ""I perhaps .ney oisl'ke
impression. becn,na kroa,n ara assI,.os ,''J ~
friendly oincia'N that the Queen prefers the