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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
SOUTHERN HOTEL,
CHICAGO.

hAS AS L..
THE SOUTHERN HOTEL is now opsn 70,
4 the reception of Guests as . First Clau
Hotel. The Southern h otel Is centrally located
corner Clark and Harrison streets, within On.
block Of the Michigan Southern and Chicago.
Rock Island and Pacific Passenger Depots ons
bl"ck from the New Post Office five minutes
walk from the Illinois Uentral, Michigan Cen
trail, aud Chicago, Burlington and Quincy Pas.
ssngsr Depots. Convenient to all of the Bank,
and Wholesale aud Retail Business Houses Of
the South side. Have your Baggage checked
to the Southern Hotel
BURROUGHS STRONG. Proprietort.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
UNITED STATES HOTEL,
Cor. Fulton, Water and Pearl sts., N. Y

Cor. Fulton, Water and Pearl Bts, n 7.
THIS well knowx fsvorits hotel has recently
L been renovated, Fsmodelsd and furnished
new and elegantly throughout. 1t 10 kept on
the European plan, and has ample accommoda-
tons fer four hundred guests.
The location lie more accessible to all parts Of
New York and Brooklyn ban any other bouss
in the city. The Broadway Stages pass the
no ell every three min utes, besides various lines
Of Street Cars, one Of which intersscts every
other route in New York
II being but two bl cks from FHlton Fs,or.
mi kss it CON enient for t"ose wishing to visit
the "city of Churches" as from this ferry d.
verge all the principal Railroad routes in the
city Of Brooklyn. GE0. N TBRRY,
febl5a3m Proprietor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
HOTELS.
HUeGlNS HOUSE,

PaAEK TTRRELL, Proprietor.
4 This House Il the mos. centrally located of
any In the City.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
say. Charles,


Philadelphia, December 4, 1871.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

what have ycu been using. yoar breath smells
horridl ChAr,es-O nothing Yes you have
B1lsam CopAhia, for IInoll it.
Yes. reader. nyboGy can small H. How Alb
surd u IL FOR man 10 expose bis private Affairs
b. first going into the sh ops Of O aacks ana next
using medicines so disgusting that his case be
comes known 20 evs-y person with whom h,
comes IN contsct Oar advi's to sab as are
troubled ~i'h diseases arising fro-a iudiscresio'
10 10 use the Ssnsritsu's Gift which IL pu-el,
vegetable. Only 10 pills to eject cure, thu'
avoiding exposure and trouble. Sent h mai
TO Any address, Price, male packages 81 femsl
/ package, 81.
I I. v. Thomas Co.. Agents corner Illinoi
and Market streets, Rock Island.
mshSdvIy
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

THE San Frsuciseo papers comPlun that
the professional standing Of the bar Of shat
city has been mstsriAlly lowered by the
recent accession of lawyers from Chicago
aud other eastern cities They seem to be
quite as much opposed to the professional
Yankee as they are to the non-proiessions'
Chiuamap. This Is cruel towards Chicago
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
BEWARE OF CALONEL,

better endure disease, than tRmpor with this
m inerai poisoB, no matter how carefully pre-
pared. Its extensive use las already proven
Ihs cause Of great and distressing injury DR..
TUFTS Liver Pills ooDtA n not partics of Mer-
curry, sud can be taken at ell times with perfect
safety.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

Tho value OF the steamboats, now in use
on the Western rivers is placed at s22 ,64S, =
500, and that OF bargss At o.. 1859, 400. OF
the steamboats,, ST. Louis is Interested to the
amount Of &5,42s, 800, and the bsrges st
SsS4000, The total tonnage capacity Of
the steamboats, and bArgeJ now on the
Western rivers is estimated TO be SO3,.
9l145
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

A celebrated French preacher, in . ser
mon on the duties Of wives, said, Il see in
the congregation . woman who has been
guilty Of disobedienee to her husband, and
In order TO point her out will fling my
breviAry Al her head" He lifted his book,
and every female head INSTANTLY ducked.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

The method for preventing the spread Of
small poI recently adopted in Alabama,
is certainly very efficient. Il is to let the
patient quietly aad safely die by himself,
hire negro to bury him, aud shoot the
negro 80 soon ~ the inIermsbt is CON
nlated
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
DIR. KalekhoA's Celebrated Eye Water.

DIR. Kalekhof's Celebrated Eye Water.
There are few diseases to which mankind are
subject, that more distressing than sore eyes,
and, perhaps, for which more remedies have
been used without success. Having long been
acquainted with these facts, DR.. Kalckhof pre-
sented his celebrated Eye Water to the pu Bile,
rs the only Eye Water ever discovered, for the
psrmsn I relief of great inflsmat and eon-
sequent debility of the eye. 1t will remove OPP
til Almia or Inflammation of the eyes at their
commencement and will cure sore eyes from .
defuxiou o. sharp humors, inducing seeh debil-
ity in them, that vision Is effected with utmost
| difficulty. In all common complaints OF the
| eyes, it viii be found speedy and sfectual
! rene iy. Price rs cents per box.
For sale by all druggists and patent medicine
dealers in the country.
| kAL0KH0FF BROS b CO., Prepristers, 81
Oneida ST. Milwaukee, Wis oct2S dom
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
Ddilp ARGUS.
ruo.ssy. March 8. isy9.

Tur announcement is made that there
are ia America and Europe more than $50
mauufactories Of India-rubbsr articles, en-
ployiug some 500 operatives each, aud con,
suming more than 2O.O0O,0oO pounds Of
gum per year. s..I d.. ..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

TIE average trafio receipts on railways
in the Uaited Kingdom for 1871 smou nted
TO Ei6,l7l, l25, or about $3.50 1855, 625. The
increase 10 the traffic over that Of 1870 was
GS,044, $40, and the aggregate increase Ia
the past three years has been 6,O41 $50.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
He GREAT FRENCH REMED
DELAMARRE'E SPECIFIC PILLS,

PrepAr d BY GAHASCfEEE a DuPosr, No. PA
Rue Lombard, Paris, and ighy recommen-
dsd BY the entire Medical Faculty Of
France,
Are tss Vs best remedy IN all cases of 5permz-
torrhoeA, or Seminal weakness Nigh ly
Daily or Premature Emissions Sexual Weak
pssa or spotsuey; weakness arising from Il,
orst hAbits aud Sexual Excessss; Relaxation OF
The Genital Organs; Weak spine; Lime" or
"Biiok duet" deposits In the Urine; Milky Dis
charges, etc, aud all the ghas,ly train Of symp-
toms arising from 0vsruse or EKesssss.
They Care when ali other remedies fail.
Prizes 81 per box.
Sent by nail securely sealed from all o5serv walton
By enclosing price 10 tue Sole 8ensral Agent Cor
America, JOB MOSES, Is Cortlsndi street, New
York. Pamphlets Of advice = in each box OF
will be Sc Il free 70 aav ahdresa
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
BRYAN,s PULMONIC wAEEEs.

are unfAiiing In she Care Of Coaghs, Colds,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Sore Throat. Hoarsenss,
Dithsuli BrsNtaiog, Inoiptsnt ConsumptioD and
Disease Of tho Luags. They have no taste OF
medieias. and any child will take them. Thou
sands have been stored 10 health that had
before despaired. Testimony given in hundreds
Of cases A S NGLE DOSE RELIEVES IN
TEN MINUTES Ask for BRYAN's Pull.
MONTC WAPERS. Price IS een',. Gent by
mall for 50 cents. Address JOB MCSEa,
js2J dwly ls Cor,lsuit st New York
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
Ladies, take Particular Notice.
The Real Velpau Female Pills
WARRANTED RkhECA


These Pills, so celebrated many years ago in
Paris for the -elisf Of fem Ale Irregularities, and
afterwards for their criminal en- 10y ment in the
practice oil abortion, now offered for sale for
the FRS time in America. They have bsen kept
in comparative obscurity from the fact that the
originator, DR.. Velpau, is physician IN Paris,
Of great wealth, AN has strict conssientioursprn
ciPles, and has withheld them from general use,
lest they should be employed for unlawful par
poses
10 overcoming Female Distractions, Falling
| ofthe WOMB, hitss, Green Sickness, Suppress
sion, Retention, or Immoderate Flow OF the
Monthlv Discharges, Nervous and Spinal Afec
| lions, Pains in the Back and Limbs, Fatigue on
slight exertion. Palpitntion Of the Heart, Hys-
terics, &C., and will effect cure when all other
means have failed and, although . powerful
remedy, do not contain cslomsl, antimu ny, or
snythinR hurtful to the son stitution
| To married ladies and young rirls who have
never bsen regulated, they are pseuliarly suited
They will, in a short time, bring on the mon thly
period with regularity.
I CAurIox. Married Ladies should never AXE
lthsn When thsrs 10 any reason to believe them
selves pregnant. for they will be sure to prodps'
miscarriage.
Ladies can procure box, sealed from the .syei
ofthe eurioss, By enclosing one dollar, and sil
! postage stamps TO NJ W. MAooEBER, Genera
A ZEN, Tor Unitsd States and csBadas, at Albany
~ v. or ~ -ay sstbe,issd Agent my24avi,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
YAzoo coUsTY, Mrs. MAY 5, 1869

lAzoo CoUsTY, Mrs, May 5, 1869
D.. w, n. Tut:
hAvo been = mArtyEtO Liver Complaint for
three years, vnd after employing tho best OF
Doctors, and spending almost all was worth
for d,dsrsnt kinds Of msdicius, your agent In =
duced me 10 try your Liver Pills. have taken
them rogul.rly for several weeks, and have
bssa so much bsnesited by them that L fee sou.
adent OF a perfect cure. I consider them n,
best Liver Medlsius ever discovered.
J. CRAP0N.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
UNION HOTEL,
Cor. 4th and Myrtle Street,

eT LOUls,..... II o.
THIS House has just been reftted and thos.
oughly renovated. IL centrally located
The proprietor will spare no pains to make 1t :
good first class, second rate house.
Transient price, q, 90 per day.
nsv25-dIy HC.BACBY, ProPrietor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
DIR. WHITTIER,

DR. WHITTIER,
6l7 ST. Charles street, st. Louis, Mo.
Has been, longer engaged In the treat
nsy esss ssien IL s. thI Louis a. aye
SIs. q city papers STOW. Syphilis. conorrhoea,
IL ssssss e fsss,s
Sexual s psbilty I'd
produce f5lswing effects; nervousness
Is plsso S seR.s, q ,sGss
ofIdeasi ayergion to eocIety Of females.
oss "a aaT s e. oafsa o
frienGy talk Co.'S nothing Age with experience
ta tins osses every year SECURES gres, skin
Ply casa knowing, this frequently recommend persons
The establishment Of twelve rooms is the
extensive I'd the eanatry, embracing Reception
Consultation rooms, Boarding and Sleeping apartments
MedoGted and Npor Baths comprehensive Labera
who're all medicines used IN the prepared
and most tmportan o. OF the Library where the Old and
standard works OF all the schools are
illustrating diseased conditions which have procured
from Paris France, regardless Of and
thrown vide open callers Patients see the Doctor
separately privately Frc great nun Der Of persons
charges within reach an Prrs nal ConslStion i
best travelling be expensive many in every state aad
be care being conducted by mail or express oureafis
cases guaranteed where doub exists IL frankly stated
A. ~ % P. NJ, aud TO NJ sundsys II NJ 70 / p NJ
erson arrptHg ia tAe etT any Aor ray direct
n. B-Pamrhet t3s pages, giving fun sympscma a,
Private Sexual and Nervous Diseases two
The writings Of II physician whose reputa-
ton is union wide is worth the postage, and
for % cents NJ an hood yNomanhOod |!
les pages, while n answer every con-
eievnbfe question. that the doubt.
fui curl 0us or inQuisftfye wish Ia
know, VIII be sent securely sealed.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

THIS PU Mp is warranted sup erlor to any in
l. the market, for Breweriss, sugar Houses,
Ianneries, Boiler Feeders, steamboats,, Mining
and Fire purposes, ecs. 1t threws fuli stream
of Tho thteksst beer mash without clOggipg, and
sugar syrup boiling hos, without difficulty.
Warranted posltiSe Pump under ali circum-
stances 1t never stops OF gets out Of order, and
by reason Of the patent device in the valves, is
KEEP clsa- and always ready for action 1t il
SIMPLE, CuMPLErE and POWERFUL, and
needs no expert TO run it. ia II enc fail. to
do the work for which it is sold, it may be re
tui ned and the ooty refunded
During she past year disinterested meehAni-
cal soUa"ts have sat in judgment en- its merits
and clfimS in cash OF tho following named pla-
eos, viz:-MARYLAHD INSTITUTE,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
ARGUS JOB OFFICE,
Rock Islam I, Ill.

NE Ars'at present prepared to dOspy kind
Of Job uoTk which may be ordered, OF
.s horts'i possIbi. notice ass IN ~ hest
| mAsA~'
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
BOUND OVER.

VOW clothing san be cleaned and bsaaa, ans
L pressed ever, 80 thai II will looh a. well as
snw, By W. WILCOX Tailor,
Who has rsmevsd 10 West Eagle Street, under
he Rock Island Henss. msh1-aH
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
LITE BISHOP SOUlE.

II Is A WELL ESTABLISHED FACT
4 that any article which has been thoroughly
tested, and which Invariably gives satisfaction,
G1sl be = good article.
BIJHUP S0ULE'S LiNiM hi
Invented by the late BISHOP sOULE, hA,
proved by its own merits, that il has equal IN
the world tor the cure of
SeiaiicG, Ilaammatory and Chronic Rheu
Ddtism, Neuralgia Kidney and Spinal
Complaint, Sore Throdt, Lame Back,
Spratns, dc. This LiH.meat WiR
INSTANTLY stop all pans caused
by Burns.
save your Doctors bill, buy it; try IL; us,
nothing else, and you woul not be without 1t il
your house for ten Zines it's cost. BISHOE
SOULE'a LINIAEHT will cure all Of tbs abOv,
con plaints, and is the only sure cure for tina
dreadful disease sCfArICA. For sale by Drug
Kists. Price rs cts. and Sl.75 per Ooste.
F.W. RYDER 4 son, Propristors.
je6dwIy BOSTON, MASS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

1t throws Gus more heat with the same smount
Of feel til an any other Stove now in use. One of
them car DO seen in use In MioAael Ksns's etove
Store, whore ell can IL, and when syen ID
will be appreciated. Gall and examine ii before
purchasing any Other stove now In the market.
For sale by Msclssn b Collins, Ne. 335 State
Street Chicago, Western Ag'ts for Sheldon,
Green . Co, Troy, N. Y and by Midhaal Kane.
Rock Island. deo30dtf
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
MANHOOD WOMANHOOD!

Popular medical books, hes pasesl. erptafn-
.ne Na2 saas marvs who a0t nAg IMpECl.
MENTSs to marriage; their aatsTs, sasse aad
cure Late Physiological Ttseorer7ss sAfcycsf,,o
science " Reproduction. Ercsssfee sexual ExcItas
rfef1t, rs Atr1hd sfeess Teeo(sI cGgioe EX.
UAE EXHAUSTION trom -hafeuer eaisss "a
middle or ED and rhat be
Alec rhy hsaas hape pin1pies on the faca
&c. and giving saseat Ieascss srky Aaf Of o,r psee.s
are prematureiy lnfirnl. " my ssssestions scere
tstoSsd ~ ~ asata BY Consumption, EpIiepsy.
&C., Wossia decrease oss-Ae9 saqie es1re 81 az
e9assf Haat tia aoab III c.rieNs saeni.tss srsa q
ksr t1se roTSae. gse cad grsezhe ooupseLier ssnt
drsss. ~ S'''s~' Ne'
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

FAMILY CASES
OF - 70 co large vinls. morocco
rosewood case, containing n
specific for every ordinary dis
ease family IL subject TO, and
books Of directions. ..... from SO to C15
Smaller Family and Travelling cases.
with % To- q walls. from Sd 90 -S
Specifies for nil Private Diseases,
both for Curing ami for Preven-
tive treatment, In walls and pocket
PONDS EXTRACT,
Cures Burns, Bruises, Lnmrncss, Soreness,
sore Throat, Sprnins. TO0thn he, Earn che,
Neuralgia, Rheumatism, I.nmbnno, Piles,
Boils. Strings, sore Eycs, HlcedinR Of the
InnRs, N?.c, Stomach, or Of Piles Corns,
PRICE, O or, so cts. Pints, s1.5o Quarts,
sH-Theso Remedies, except PONDS EXTRACT,
by the single box sent TO any part OF tho
country, by mail or express. Tree OF charge, on
receipt OF tho price. Address,
Humphreys Specific
Homeopathic Medicine Co.
Of1ce and Depot, No. 5C2 BROADWAY. NEw-YoRR.
FOR SALE DY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Chs. A Bsn.sr and G. spidsl. Agents. To-
hnct I'aad
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
Iowa State Fair.

and NEW HAMPSHIRE MECHANICS AND ART As
ISOLATION. unanimous verdict in every in
stance awarded to this Pump the frst prem ium.
Nor wss this an empty honor, obtained without
sharp composition; for the hest builders of New
YORK and other states en- tered the arena. with a
hope of proclaimirg themselves the victors.-
The record is in cur favor. 1t is worthy of note
tina. this Pump h as been awarded the first prize
whenever and wherever exhibited. dee1
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

DR.. TUFTS Hair Dye coloTs . Beautiful
Black.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
Nos. 13 and %.
EMILIA sTMTLIBUS CURAETUR
HUMPHREYS,
EUnTrEOPATEEFc' GTBErrFyr6,s

lave PROVED, FROM THE MOST AMPIE
IL experience, an entire success: slmple-Prumpt
Efficient and Reliable. They arc the only Medi-
cines perfectly adapted 60 popular - simple
that mistakes not be made In using them 50
harmless IN be free FROM danger, ard so efficient
IN be always reliable. They have raised the high
satisfaction.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
MILWAUKEE.
DIR. +. kALCKH0FF's
CELEBRATED
Mexican ever Cure Bitters
Is
PaYely a Feseiabie Compound.

pr. +. Eaickhof, deceased devised the for
1ure BIttsrs.
DR.. Kalckhsf, long known as seientilt and
leading chef mist in Milwaukee, made use Of these
BitterA in has own fAnsIly, and in his surrent
practici for over 80 years. This Elixir or life
pressryer Is purely = vegetable preparation, is
pleasant TO the taste, and goes far TO ssiid up
an d renew the exhausted vitality Of the nervous
system.
For bilious, remit,ant and in tie rmittan fs ers
dyspepsia an il gssIion, headache, pain in tn.
shoulders, coughs, tigntnsss Of the cnsss, dlzEi-
ness, sour eradication OF the stomach, diseases
of the kidney and bladder, in connsstion With
DR.. r. Kaekhoif's Mexican Ever Cure Ca
thsrtio Piils, are the great blood purifier, and
are 6 certain cure Tor ernptisns, salt rheum,
blotehss, spots, Pimplss, boils, esrbsneies, ring
worms, cry sipelas, etc. For all lem lie com
plants they cannot be exeslled; as ga excellent
appetizer and general stmulant, they have no
equal TAonsasds hear Testimony TO their Oa-
rafire Pogers. Sufferers, all the proprietors of
she "kexieAn Ever Care Bitters" ash, 10 to give
their me ie1ne fair trial, and be convinced Of
its medical properties. Price 81 q bottle.
| DR.. KAlekhofi's Mexican Ever Cure Cathar-
tic Pills. t1+
The great req uirsments of the people, all over
| the world, for reliable and activs Cathartis
| Medicine, induced Dr. Kalekhof to form ths
| cete brated "MeIican Ever Cure Gathartie PIlls.'
They are composed from purely vegetable sub
| stances. are thorough in their action, searching
out all distractions, and strike at the very roo
OF diseA se- They prodree no pain or gipini
| dsring thei operation, aud act more thorough,
than any Csthsrtic Pills ever brought before tn
public They are . certain are and alleviate
OF coics, chiils an fever, nervous an sick head
acne which are induced by bilious arrangement
eostiveness indig estion. full stom aeh for jaun
lice, liver complaint, supPrs ssion, drOpsy, rhsu
matism, goat, nervous debiiity, inability dis
inclination to move loss of nussulaF powe,
desfness, partial Bills dnsss, pieurisy, ats, paral
y&is, pain in the breast palsy, ST. Vtus dan c,
ser ofula, etc., etc. Price IS cents per box.
{ Dr. kalekhoff's Celebrated Worm Lozengs
are . safe. pleasant and most reliable cure f.
: worms. Price % cents per box.
For sale BY all druggists and patent msdioir
Iealesa throus houi the United States and Cal
adas. kALCKH0FE BROS D CO.,
/ Propristors.
Depot, No. 81 Oneida St., Milwaukee.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05
Magsaire's
SARSAPARILLA BIT'TERS
WITH IkON.l

AnoN,)
Ths hest BIooD, STOMACH AND Liver Medi-
Inc ever offered 70 the public. Ills very agree
able TO the taste and viii not sfect the teeth 81
ron preparations generally do.
What 81 vili do 1t will be found vastly su-
erior TO asy Of the csIissys and iron 80 sxten-
sively used for invigorating the system. II will
make blood; likewise thieken it. 1t will restore
the pale and I'm aciated the weak and debilitsted
to eeisr. flssh, health and stTeAgth In an incred-
IDLY short time. Ii will stret gthen the nursing
mother and increase the fow Of m ilk, also bere-
atthe ehils al the breast and prevent many Of
she complaints to which children are subject IN
infancy. 1t will tend to restore the eyesight
when impaired By continued application in read
ing, writing or sewing, by siren stheaing the OP-
TIC nerves II will give vitality TO the mental
faculties when depressed by close confinement to
stady or business pursuits, and prevent nervous
hssdsehes. Ii viii purify the blood and pre-
rent the breaking out OF hoils, pimples .Ed ether
ruptions caused BY poverty Of blood. ID vii
restore the genital organs, when weak, to
healthy condition, regulate the menstrual period
also relieve debility caused by summer heat or
excessive prespir ation.
single trial will prove eonclusiEeIy thai We
have not over the value Of this excel
lent medicine.
Price Zoo Der bottle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1872-03-05

Chemist and Druggists, Sole ProPrietors,
ST. LOUIS.
Also propristOrs Of Maguire's celebrated BHsE
px., ,ure cure for Diarrhea, Dysentery,
Cholera Morbus and the thCholera. All
order, frou rssponsible parties promptly filed.
mch2T-dwly
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1872-02-23
HOW TO LIVE WELL AND CHEAPLY

The New York Times has been
for some time publishing communi-
cations upon domestic economy,
some advocating marriage, others
single blessedness because of the
impossibility of maintaining a fami-
ly upon a moderate salary. Here is
the way one of the writers solves
the knotty problem
have for the past two years kept
house with a wife, three children
and two servants on an income of
less than 1900 per anI um, and
from present appearances shall do it
again this year. Ny plan is this !:
l spend what want to live well,
keeping a monthly account with the
grocer, butcher, etc. let the bills
accumulate for period of say two
months, and at this time the treas
uey is empty and the bills consider
able. Then (and this is the grand
idea) nay wife collects the bills and
goes, with tears in her eyes, to her
father, pleads poverty, and talks the
old gentleman out of check, and
the crisis is met. The next time, to
give him rest, one of the two in
evitable weli-of brothers-in- law is
called IN reqnisition. This, you
will see, only happens twice yea
to each, and it don't hurt them
much, SO we swing along.
The above is the only feasible
plan 1 see. and is, l know, the most
common way. No young man, in
my opinion, has a right TO marry
unless his father-in-law keeps q
bank account, and unless the mar
riage brings him a couple, at least
of moneyed brothers-in-law.
TWELVE HUNDRED.