The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-11-14

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daf maa yea lad azsa whlgpoa IA
waE udHt gos pa rq8ed haFsfal
vhfs ftnsu 4 Il Tie tine.
Mr. T@ofhFf aid q ksfned Adg
was haa sofa saawing q Ter vi. 81 hs
eEpeuss Of daagier. yea rema8 zoe q :
bareuss,sr nE j. SIZED viii nsoA.ag II
lbs upper saofy. D3vihs Almira replied
Ter siofsr, ia AAuklng yoa hr thls Cat.
tssiug eampiimsnt, ki me rsnjDd son
tat 700 occupy my upper story cnure.
D..
Old sgs Il ooulng upon me rapidly,
A. lbs arsAiu sai8, Nbea bs wks stealing
apples from 40 cd mans garden, and
taw The ownsr coming, whip IN hand.
a nAa onos went to a lawyers Office
aBd tod ths legal gentleman that be had
bosn lns0ltsd BY a man who told him to
e. 70 - and desired to know what
be should do Tie lawyer s%uAvely said
iwoudnt advice you 10 goi the law
doSsA't compel yoa.
- begueath, saId an Tishmsa IN bis
~ui, 10 nay beloved wife all my property
whBoal reserve, and 10 ny oldest son.
Patrick, ono-hAli Of The remainder, and to
DeBuis, my youngcsl The rest. Hauy-
ihieg Is len Il may 70 70 Terrace Me-
Cary.
a barber 10 TItusyiIe, while cutting
the hAir Of a rnral customer, ran bis
shears sEAinsl sone hard substance which
proved 70 be q milestone. The old farm
er saId be had missed that milestone ey-
er since haying time last July, and bad
looked al over = ten acre lot for II, but
o remembered sticking II up over his
ear.
An exchange says fashionable people
are calling upon somebody 10 invent a
new dance. Suppose somebody iuvents
oDs wherein the young lady dances
around the house and looks after things.
Sheridan being on q parliamentary
committee, one day entered the oom as
all the members were seated for business.
PeroeIying 20 empty seat, he bowed, and
looking round the table with a droll ex-
preston Of e~ountenauee, said, win any
gentleman move that 7 may take the
chair?
Punch has found q man too lazy to
labor under an impression.
OF yindietivc Connecticut mule 1t
Ia said: His foot IL against every man,
There, now, cried little Bessie the
other day rummaging 4 drawer In the
bureau, grandpa has gone to heaven with
oEt. his spectacles.
There Ia nothing Ike q good deini-
ton, as q teacher thought when be ex-
planned the meaning OF old maid as a
wona who had been made a very long
time.
Said a Baptist TO q Methodist brother +:
don't like your. church governmental
has TO much machinery about it. Yes,
but then you see, said the Methodist, it
don't tske.near so much water to run 1t.
The majority Of orr young women
arc willing to become wives, but not
house wives.
Ono inch square Is the largest admis-
sible center for q lace handkerchief. 1t
Is needless TO say that great accuracy Of
aim is indispensable.
"A two hundred thousand dollar In
dianapolis girl advertlses that she win re-
ceiYc sealed proposals for marriage.
Some Of our exchanges are describ-
Ing the new hundred dollar greenback
just Issaed. What good will Il do, we
shant never sec any.
"A fond husband boasted TO a friend:
Tom, the old woman came near calling
me honey last night. Did she, Bill what
did she ssy7 She said, Wen, old Bees
wax, come to supper.
"A little four year old girl, hearing a
gentleman addressed at her fathers house
~ Joseph, eyed him ~intently for a while
and then asked: Was you the Mr.. Jo-
scph that was sold by his brethren7 Yes,
replied the gentleman, | have been sold a
great many times, my dear. OH was
50 sorry for youl said the little kindly
heart,
"A little Dsnbnp hoy ran away from
school, Monday, 70 10 ~chestnuting Du-
tieg The expedition he Tell twice out OF
one tree e. the imniucut danger OF break
iag Ids aeck, was licked by Que OF The
other boys whose bfeath he mater ially
lcsscued bystumbling against his stomach,
ran a silver into HE knee and was bitten
.siolently Oh The neck by = new Kind Of.
bug. When be got home his father an
uolnted him With the boss end Of a billi.
ard cue, aad the next day at school the
teacher escorted him twice around the
room by bis poorest car. lie sAy . hat
are ~ wormy this year that IL
don't pay 70 20 alet them.
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