Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-07-11
Editorial Brevities.

dllu promising.
"Anything to beat small pox" is the
popular cry in Washington.
Getting warm-the political atmo-
sphere, especially on Congressman.
Cases of sun stroke throughout the
country are now in order.
You may make any of,our Radicals
rant and roar by merely inquiriHg if
they have read Summers speech.
The weather is about all. that can be
anticipated for summer time-some
say sort of hot.
Mike Ryan, our city Marshal, not
only proposes to keep the town quiet,
but to'keep it cool.
Judge Davis has declined the Labor
Reform nomination for President and
will go for Greeley.
Useless continues to pay the public
debt by smoking and drinking at
Long Branch.
John Brock offers S. reward for the
apprehension of the'person or persons
who broke into the Bath House on
Saturday morning last.
If any of the secessionists support
Grant they are "loyal"-if they go for
Greeley they i "uncohqured rebels"
That is Republican consistency.
The hardest thing in the world to
hold is an unruly tongue. 1t beats a
hot smoothing iron and a kicking
horse considerably.
Short sermons these Summer Sun
days are inviting inducements which
will help to fill up the pews in our
various churches.
There is a young lady in town who
spooned away six saucers of ice cream,
the other evening, at a single sitting,
and didn't care much for it, either!
A man at Richland, Wisconsin, was
advised to take a wife and did. SO.
The Infatuated husband is after him,
loaded down with pistols.
A mar that will insure his life in q
Cooperative company in this enlight-
ened day, must be anxious to be
"humbugged." Certain, that is what
he viii get.
When a young thai is discovered
at midnight seated i'll his new white
Greeley, singing "Sleep-me-a-rock it
may be safely surmised that he has
either struck oil or behzfne.
Did the editor of the "Register"
read the list of names that called the
Liberal meeting in Cincinnati on Sat
urday evening last? No Greeley Re-
pu%blicans! Ha! ha!
The Register" office has had a stsoft-
thing" by inducing the army of office
seekers to have cards printed amour
cling themselves as candidates. Poor
dupes. :,
One policeman in New York city
has dispatched 100 dogs in ID months,
and not a very good year for dogs,
either! We would like to have his
services in Eaton for a few months.
THANKs-To our friend FeBKERTH,
of Camden, for a handsome Demijohn
Of -chdo)a all it is too good to men
ton, the smelling committee" might
call on us! 1t will go for Greeley,
sure! If the editor of the "Register"
will call he may interview" it.
Our farming friends are all very
busy, and few of them come in town.
Our streets look dull, and business
well, there is mighty little of it. No
ney is tighter than the tightest old
topper that'ever got into the hands Of
the smelling committee"
The wheat harvest is about over,
and from the best information we can
gather the crop in this county will be
'maeh better than any one anticipated.
Thu heads are well filed and the grain
good.
When the unsaleable goods in the
of striped muslins, spotted cali
GOES, and other peculiar undesirable
styles of goods have all been bartered
and sold, perhaps the Dolly Warden.
foolery will dry UP.
AS the 'Register" noticedeach brick
as it was laid in Filbert's new build
ing, we can only add that it. is about
finished and is quite an ornament to
the old Stannah 1t will soon
be occupied.
a correspondent from Eaton, to the
Cincinnati COMMERCIAL, who signs
himself 81. G." ''With his mark" has
been poking some sharp fun at our
Radical friends, because of their anx-
iety on the Congressman for this Dis
trict. Go Oh with your frolic. gentle
men, a "good time" is coming.
Don't talk of suffering here below,
when the thermometer is in the nine