The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-06-13
JOKES AND GENERALITIES.

| Dead Locks-FalAe curls.
Shooting Season-Spring.
Ticket of Observation-Disclosures certif.
icates.
The first ark-tic explorers 8 bed
bugs.
If man is "mister-y," woman lisa
MISERY"
The mothers heart gives 4th joy at the
baby's lst 9th.
One of Judy's young men being asked
whether hat could not be called u-tile
article, replied, Eyes, chapeau So"
Base ball ought to be styled the mutu-
al admiration game. The clubs 80 unre.
mittingly "play into each ether's hands"
An irritable man who was disappoint-
ed in his boots, threatened to eat up the
sh 3emaker, but compromised by dri nix
ing cobbler.
aye are the children of the devil" was
the text of divine in the morning, and
in the afternoon, he said, children obey
your parents"
A Chinese Newspaper has enter ed upon
it's two thousandth volume. It has lost
all its original subscribers.
The time to possess your soul in pa
thence is when your hat blows off in the
street and your eyes are too full of dirt to
see which way it goes.
| A colorea brother in Hillsboro, N. c.,
was turned out Of his church for tell ling
of two other brethren who had been seen
stealing hog.
A lake has just been discovered amo ng
the Cascade Mountains in Oregon, which
is surrounded by perpendicular wall
| 1000 fees nigh.
The last Pullman idea for long routes
a library car with reading room and
writing desks, bowling alleys, billiard
tables and croQuet grounds.
Of what does philosopher in thr read
bare garments remind one The poor
suit OF knowledge.
Early rising was once an indica ton of
thrift, but now it indicates that man is
thirsty. -
1t is announced that the Detroiters
who tear hydrophobia are donning their
summer trOwsers of sheet iron.
/ 10 hot l.
ster eaten by an iMebrlate is a potent |
agent IN restoring him to soberness.
Extraordinary mildness of the seas on
The married man who stopped cut late
the other night found a flea in his ear
when he got home.
Muscatine, Ind, is puzzled over
queer bird, shot near that place the other
day. 1t looks like a cross between
duck and o giraffe.
A negro girl managed to escape from
the Bedford, Tenn. jail, by soaping her
self and creeping through the bars, leav-
ing her clothes behind
A Missouri murderer, senteHced to be
hanged, offers to shoot George Fir ancis
Train If the Governor will pardon him.
His proposition is worthy of consid era
ton.
Crowds of negroes were baptis ed at st.
Louis recently. One old lady, after she
got out, exclaimed, "Bress de Lord OATS
i've times I've been baptissd."
The appointment by the Nor mons of
missionaries to evangelize Europe and
the Ualted States looks very much as if
the tail was trying to wag the dog.
Victor Hugo says of the Paris gamain:
"There are two things of which he is the
Tantalus, which he is always wishing for,
but never atta1ns-the overthrow Of the
government, and to get his trow sers
mended."
Rudolph Begas, the Germa soul ptor,
is at work upon large statue of Wash
ington, for wealthy merchant of Ham
burg. A Yankee Dundreary, who has
been taking a look at it, says the thing
"beggas description"
A pious exchange says: "It takes years
to marry completely two hearts. Mar
rage is gradual, fraction of us at
time, a long falling in love-" This "link-
ed sweetness long drawn out" is neither
the generally accepted theory nor prac-
tic9.
We observe that the old fashioned cot
tage bonnets are coming in again, and
have already been worn by many fashion.
able ladies. The only thing required to
make them becoming 10 o pretty face in