Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1872-07-18
HARDsIIELL SERMON ON
DOLLY WARDEN.

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) My dying congregation, it rejoieei
} ne muchly to-nhe to see such a pea
chance turn out to hear sound docktril
| You will find my tex in Chronikils, pag
) 24o.
sFor as a ring in a bullock's snout, {
a rudder in ships stun, 50 is the dartc,
/ of Zion teted ava by the folish fashuns
f this evil generation, ar"
Never sense Adam was baby nor Law
talked to the old sarpent how to make be
fig leaf Dolly Warden, hev there bee
SIGH a muss about dress. That beef-eatel
Dickens. and his gal Dolly Warden, he
made more element about duds and ho'
to make and war um, thern ever her
afoein all my born days by . whole run
net full. Our gals ar plump crazy. Hi
Fjust Knocks the hind sites ofen ennythin
%axstent, as shure as yu ar lisnin to m.
gospel tones, ar,
"For as a ring in a bullook,s snout, OF
rudder in a ships stun, sois the darter
of Zion toted ava by the foolish fashions
of this evil genyrashun, ar"
My dying congregashun. yu mouttrave
all over the yearth from Dan to Barshe
ba, an I'll stan treat for the hull meetiI
that thar han't no phase under the broad
canister of the hevins and fur a hull hun
dred years thar liant been, a worse set o.
det bound men than now grazes on the
common paster of Gods green yearth, and
yu can no more git money onten EN- thar
yu can git blood outcn aturnup, good
liker outen stump water, or musick outen
a jackass, for his tother half has got a ring
in his snout, an he has come so the lick
log. She can rase the money for the
tkeater, for the syreus, for the side sho, but
if you want a bill settled for med1issons
for grocerys, for your butcher, for, your
Preacher, for your printer, you stand nc
sho, for Dolly Warden has cleaned um Of
the last red. Fashion has trumped W
outen kingdom -eum, ar.
For as a ring in a bullock's snout, OF
a rudder in a ships stun, so is the darter.
of Zion toted ava by the foolish fashuns Of
this evil genyerashun, ar"
My dyin congregashun, on the rode t.
pereishun, ye sistern Of DeIly. toss your
putty heads, hump yourself, go it on
credit, 60 it on time, go it on eternity
The likes of you hardshell baptist he'd by
your inery and find dancin, trim Samp
sons locks, get ashy and turn yourself
Into a pillar of salt at the destruckshur
of SODIUM, who sale away lucky buzzarJ
style, and lite in the scum of fashion
You are just like unto a peacock, who
spreads his tale, buck his eyes, and seem,
to say, here's your bird, your Dolly Var
den. sailin along an amt carin a copper
for all creashun and the rest of woman.
kind, jest a spredin yourself Xix a little
baLtIm hen or q hull setting of goose
eggs, ar.
F'For as a ring in a bullock's snout, Oh
a rudder in a ships s%tun,so is the darters
of Zion toted ava by the foolish fashuns
of this evil generashup, ar"
What shall [ liken these dartcrs Of
fashun to? They are likcn to that same
peacock hoo spreads his tale, %stiffens his
neck, and he thinks he is Jest a leetle OF
the purtycst bird that ever spread a Dolly
Warden but when he takes a peep at his
underpinin he loses ali his starch and
pants looks as umble as a step chile an as
serious as jackass in a snow storm, an I'le
stand Il treat if you would take half the
wimmin, and wash off the starch and paint,
take down your hlr. throw away your in
sidentals she'd your Dolly Warden, and yu
be liken to t, a poor bird that warnt awar
of his weakness till he looked down at his
feet. But hits the fashun-Dolly Warden
is all the go. See a Dolly on shu heels
as high as a derbin wheel, she wiggle>
along like a cripple snake-O, hits the
f.shua. Squeeze EN- up till tina look
like a wasp in the waste-O, but, hits
the fashun. See UNI with a hull bolt oil
curtin caliker all in one jacket-O, hits
my Dolly Warden, hits all the fashun.
Pm powerful feared the last one on en- is
sold to the Fill { ,nes-a gone goslin. ar.
s.For as a ring in a bullock's snout, OF
a rudder In a ships stun, SO is the darters
of Zion toted ava by the foolish fashuns
of this evil generashun, ar"
My dyin congregashun I went up to
Nashville tother day to see the exposishun
andI tell Yu I seed a powerful site Of
cenery, and the hull face of the yearth
was kivered with Dolly Yardens. Thar
was your Dolly Warden stores, Dolly Var
den groceries, Dolly Warden ice cream
saloons an white ginger cakes to choke h.
down with, and Dolly Warden saloh ms
with Dolly Warden Ticker with a Dolly
Warden woman to mix hit and stock the
kerds on you to boot, and drat her Dolly
Warden skin she ukered me outen a pear:
chance of greenbacks, but thank the Lord
she cant do agin, ar.
''For as a ring in a bullock's snout. OF
a rudder in a ships stun. SO is the darter:
of Zion totcd away by the foolish fashun.
of this evil generation, ar"
My pashent hearers, did you ever see
a bull with a ring in his snout and a rope
fastened to hit? He is as stubborn a.
old King Farroe, but he viii come to the
pull OF the rope every time. So take {
fashun lovin woman with a will as stub
born as a bull, but fashun has got the
ring in her snout and she viii come tt
time every pull.
You hev seed a ship or bote. The,
hev a rudder in their stun, and hits turr
the vessial mighty easy, and every time
the pilot turns the little wheel roune
comes the botc. So woman like unit,
these tigers of speach for every time thu
wheel of fashion turns woman turns too
goes the hull hog up to the hilt, Doll,
Warden an all. But not so with the goot
woman-she is like unto pure spirits,
comfort under all Enthusiastically lu
ger, amen, ar.
..For as a ring in a bullock's snout, or
rudder in a ships stun. SO is the darter
of Zion carried ava with the foolish fash
uns of this evil generashun, ar"
My fellow travellers on the road t
kingdom cum, 1 once nodea man-whethc
in spirits OF, not I can't say-but he was