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for the purpose of testing the strength of the
drug.
Parkinson s brother felt as If he'd give a
thousand dollars for permission to groan out
just once in that closet; but nobody was
there to accept such a bribe.
Mrs. Parkinson then proceeded to quiz
TIE class concerning the general makeup,
may say Of her husband.
She said, for instance, that she had won
what was called the heart of Mr. Parkinson
and she asked the student what it really was
be had won
why the cardi, OF course, said the class /;
1T is an azygous muscle of an irregular pyr-
amid shape, situated obliquely, and little
u the left side of the chest and it rests on the
diaphragm
One fair young thing said that it didn t
rest on the diaphragm
Another said she would bet a quart Of
paregoric it did, and until the dispute was
settled by the professor, Parkinson : brothers
hair stood On end with fear lest they should
60 10 probing around in Parkinson's interior
with q butcher knife and lantern for the pur-
/ pose Of determining the actual condition Of
affairs respecting the diaphragm.
Mrs. Parkinson continued She explained
that when she accepted Mr.. Parkinson he
seized what he believed to be her ;hand, and
/ she required the class to explain what it was
thar Mr.. Parkinson actually took hold Of
The students replied that the infatuated
man held in his grip twenty.scyon distinct
bones, among which might be mentioned the
phalanges, the carpus, and the metacarpus.
o.. Ia, =.
lous concerning the diaphragm, suggested
that ne also had hold Of the deltoid. But
the others sc0niGlly suggested that the del
tod was a muscle, and they knew because
they had di-sected one that morning. The
discussion became 20 exciting that the thumb
lanccts were drawn, and there seemed to be
prospect Of boodshod, when the Professor
intericred and demanded OF the girl, who had
begun to cry about her deltoid, what was the
result when Mr. Parkinson kissed her
Why merely a contraction of the orhicu-
laris 0rIs muscle. thus said the student rs
she leaned over and kissed Mr.. Parkinson.
Parkinson brother in the closet, thought
may be it WASH So very clever after all. lie
considered that portion Of the exercises in
certain sense soothing.
But all the students SAID that it was per
lcctiy sclndalous. And Mrs Parkinson her
self after informing the offender that when
any illustration olany point was needed it
would be supplied by the Professor, ordered
Acr to tie foot Of the class, and to learn
eighty new bones as a punishment
DO you hear me, miss? demanded the
Professor, when she perceived that the bloom
Ing contractor %, the orbiculars oris did not
badge
Yes, she said i am conscious Of a yi1ra-
ton striking against the membrane tympan-
I'm and being transmitted through the laby-
rInth until it agitates the auditory nerve
which conveys the impression Of the brain
Correct, said the professor. Then obey
me OF ] Will cal. my biccIs aud lexors and
scapulars into action and put you into your
place by force
Parkinson brother n the gloom q lis
closet, did not comprehend the character Of
this threat, but le had an idea that the life
Of that lovely saw bones Was ucnaced by fire
arms and other engines of a peculiarly dcrI-
ly description. lie felt that the punishment
was too severe for the crime. Parkinson him
self, De was convinced. would have regarded
that orbiculari- operation with courageous
forutudc and c5mposure.
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