The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-12-19

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Tug female BARRIERS Ia brussels tbou
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lsHns.
ktep era alive, boy Keep en alive Z
sasl so cid plfsiriaa to his Young broth
Ut practitioner lead men pay 20 bills.
Meet ae s, tl,e gate, love. has been
hanged % Nee, ms 1t tae CRATE, love,
The eaol weather hss neoessilated The
rhsHFr
san Ffaueie5o milk Is 80 badly adul-
trtaied that The eows blush % think their
Haines arc used 20 cover - vic fsAnd,
sam, shy don't you talk TO massa,
aua tell him 20 Jay 90 treasures IN heaY-
es. What De use ob laying up treasures
.ar where he ueber sec um agin'
"A soldier telling bis mother Of the
terrible ufaat Chlssamanga, was asked
b, l.e5 wby be did not get behind q tree
Tree. sid be-. there wa.nl eaoagh iar
fi.e efauent
IA miikman mas have a habit Of stop
ping daily near The river, aud not excite
suspicion but when We find biz little
boy fishing for miunows IN the milk pans,
Sc begin 70 have oar doubts.
An Irishmau came 70 Or. Russell
sod said, Arrah, doctor, IL Is no use At all
10 give vac an cmetc tried Il twice in
Doobllu aud Il would not stay on my
stonsch either time.
A blessed cid lady being asked II she
ever had her cars pierced by the wall Of
distress, said she couldn't very well re-
member, but She believed It was done
with fork
A youth, ailer yainly trying to eX'
plain some scientific theory to bis fair In
amorata, said: The question is difficu j
ami don't see wha, can do TO make il
clearer. suppose you pop 1t, whispered
the blushing damsel.
In speaking Of local debating so
eicty, a.country paper says: Our village
debating clubs are In full blast, and CUES
,lons that have cugrossed tho intellectual
functions OF sagcs ever since the food arc
being decided at the rate Of two a week
The father Of boy whose veracity il
not 70 marked as his back, asked tbC
teacher why his son didn't have better
acquaintance with figures, and was con
.ldcrably electrified when the teacher ten
derby observed really don't know, un
ISIS Il is because figures won't lie.
IA sad.minded mountain editor
SAYS The one dollar gold pieces are to b'
Withdrawn from circulation. They arr
great nuisance. We have searched
for one Of them IN vain many times II
DC depths Of small poeket.book. Ana
we have lost, probably. dozens Of then
every day for years,
An Irish pedlar asked an itneran
poulterer, the price of a pair OF fowls
Six shilIinqs air. Ia my dear country
my darling, You might buy them for six
pence pact. Why don't You remain il
Your own dear country, them Case VI
have no sirpeaces lny jewel.
The most polished man in Belfast
lust now, is adry goods merchant, who's
wi(e undertook to battle him all over wit
balsam for the rheumatism. After tn
Job was well done she looked at the labe
If tho bottle aud found II was iurnitur
polish She had been using.
A Louisville man who had only bee
acquainted with his girl two nights, al
tempted to ks. her At the gate. IN hi
diving deposition he told the doctors tina
ia-i "a. be Kissed her. the earth .Iid ou
frsm nndef his feci sud bi- soul went un
sci. l.i. m.,uth. vhilr h.. head Touched u
st8g- LUyf slrspetaI-. show tbat Ulm
aUI adm 80. ll.a u.I msu'- boot.
aeemnas .ereua.lgr. the othc
r,uaug. saua Nbrn ihc ro.oon Is .ht
fibt.nug u'cf iiu ia-hake, o., th,-he
TH think Of thee Zee hc-bec, o., 'hc-l ri
uh. lhe-hcu IN thi.h-M-hlnk ofthce-ee
oe The music aroused dog about III
.ige ~ a -four barrel snd the musician !
doiug - wcl a. could he expected.
n sca,rh law lord wa. seated on
fst oa fhs hillside OF l'onally with
Scotch shepherd and observing the .heet
rrpa.lng Va Nbat be thought the eoldcs
situation, be observed la him, John II
arte a sheep, / would lie on The othe
.ula ofthe hjl The shepherd answered
A.. ms lari, bat IL ye had been sheel
go sal have hsd tna}r sense.
4 sefs gentle ard amiabe younI
MAN IL now insane tie splits hi. hair Il
tha middle The other day in oomb.ug
e. etsaeei % get tive more on one sid
thsB uu abe other This DESTROYED no
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