The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-12-12


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sa11lsr5 tas osbsr Day ta bear a fellow
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IA esq lady of Cgaueoleai, who losi
hrt parse short Time sBoe Il Nsw Has.
a declared oa lis belag restored 20 lSg
llssl she would aal auempa % Interfere
web CO. inward ihsl va stored ap iu
llea,sa faF lbs da3g. by oariBr hlm
money
Ma, s.d "a intelligent boy Of nine. /
aaut lh.uk solomon was - rich ~ tiioy
sag De U.s.. Nhy, my dear. shat could
tagg Fal that luto your bead assed the
staalsbei mother. Because the Bible
sags be- slept with hls fathers. aud lblpk
10 hg had besa 70 F1h be wouid hsgc had
q ped oi biz oNu.
rassenssf- That IL Black Mountain
li.ai Yes, sr highest mountain about
l-ste George Passenger Any story or
legend connected with that mountain.
Pilot Lots 81 EN- Two lovers went up
that mountain once and never came back
again. Passenger Indeed wby, WHIST
bseamf II them p.loi- Went down GA
lheoihrr eide.
"A Troy paper published two articles
pu Wednesday, oae Of which was an
obituary notice ana the other funny
ancedoIe The headings accideutly got
changed, and when the paper appeared T.
the editor was horriied to see the obituary
notice beaded, a Good Joke, while the
iunny aneoiote WAS prehEed with
caption 4 sad Anueapeemer w.
-, "a '"a'p IA" s'.lprea al 4 Boston ho-
i. supper and lodging, agreeing
~, 80 ~ the sat on the premises 10 pay
~ biz entertainment. IN the morning
the landlord asked ham TO go 10 and XII
DE rats, wheu the guest askod for an AZ,
lner obtaining which be said Fetch on
Youf rats, Mr.. Landlord He hadn't
agreed to catch the rats, don't sou see Z
Can't get much ahead OF these Boston
chaps.
a practical mau visited a pcnitentiafy
"a sec 1.-The could gather facts TO use in
temperance lecture which be was prepar-
ing My friend, said he 10 the first pris-
oncr whom be addlfssed, did whisky or
ardent spirits Of any kind have anything
10 do with bringing you berct You bet
they ala, old boss. How sol Why, the /
Judge and Jury that tried me were all |
drunk
Are you going to raakc fiowcr-bed |
hcuc, Jenkins. asked young lady ofthe |
gardner. Yes, mum, them's the borders, /
answered the gardner. Why, il'n quite .
spoil our cruqnet ground Can't help it, /
NAM them, your pas hor,lers; he So
as 'ow to hey il laid ont for 'or' "a
'''' 'o' "'O'nai! : acnltur
When The iire "
Pearl ST., in r. .,,oon,na ,brong,
~ a''1''' stou, one Of the large shoe
D' .celug that his stock could no
we'd. invited the bystanders to hell
themselves. 4 policeman, who appeared
ON the spot, not advised Of the invitation
indignantly observed an individual pull
ing boots, pair amer pair, from an opeI
case before him. William! be hundred
what are sou aboulf Trying 10 fluid
palr Of clghis, was the mild response.
"A Vermont girl announces throug
the advertising columns of the local pa
per. that she takes this method Of inform
ing = certain young man thai the nea
time he desires to gaze upon her foriy-iY
mortal minutes without winking his eye
that she will consider h1rself highly Fl
yorrd il be will close his mouth, and nC
sit there like Young robiR awaiting IL
parent bird.
--Au aliseut-miuded professor iu goin
ua, ~ tbe gsfcwa, OF hi. college IA
TX in.i a. COW ia tbe confusion Of ID
manrlI ua raised hi, uat and exclaimed
Dea uur pardon madam soon an'
~ stumbled against a lady in tie -tfec
w. sn,ldru recollection 81 the former mi
hal. he ralicd unl, with q look II rage
III. counieuaucc l. lha' sou again, y
aun;
- Htile Eirl remarked 10 her MANN
on going g. bed I am not afraid Of Il
dark
Ne, Of course YOU arr not replied u
nsmma, for Il can't hurt Won.
BOT. mamma. | was 4 little sfrald on
when went tn the rautry IN the dark
get tart.
What were yoa afraid or asked b
mamma.
: was afraid could not lind the tart.