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Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

Said Bloggs the other day. when
applied to for a loan of ten dollars,
"I've only five lending tens, and
they're all out"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07
THE CHRONICLE.

How to test the weight of a wall
Scale it.
A key that unlocks many a till
Whisky.
How to have eggs all winter-Buy
them.
AFlOridat hree-year old has a heavy
beard.
a Californian makes gin out of q
sage brush.
Alittle boy defines snoring as letting
off sleep.
A Joint Affair with but a Single
Party to it-Rheumatism.
The Monthly Scientist predicts the
sun will burn out in 1850.
a vocalist was nearly choked 10
death by his swelling notes.
Gravity is more evidence of wisdom
than a paper collar is of a shirt.
y new style of earring is a crystal
in the shape of a snail, resting on a
leaf Of frosted silver.
An old Roman law was that nc
couple should be married until they
had been engaged two years.
What is it that has three feet and
cannot walk, sixteen nails and cannot
scratch? \ yardstick.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

1t is computed that a Milwaukee
sewing society can blast a PERSONS
reputation in seven minutes.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

DRICK-MAKERS ATTENTION.
D2O0.0O brick wanted in Garrettsville
curing the month OF June, 1872 Call upon
or address, CRANE BROS, Garrettsyille,
Ohio. Ljan zi-2ts
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

ERESCO DECORATIONS, FOR
10 Parlors and Halls, in Oak, Walnut, or
Maple and all styles OF the finest b les,
varnishable, without sizing. Examine our
styles, at ADAMS Book Store.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

Two ladies found themselves in a
very awkward position the other day.
Entering a large dry goods store their
attention was attracted by a hand
some lay figure near the door. what
a handsome velvet cloak that is ~
said one of the ladies. "Yes," respon-
ded the other, 'and how natural those
curls are !" And with that the lady
raised her parasol and gave the hand
some figure a poke in the back. The
pretty curls began to culver, and the
supposed image turned its head, cast
ing from two bright eyes a look of
amazement upon the two ladies, whose
establishment was so intense that they
hastily disappeared without a word OF
apology for their ludicrous mistake.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07
Hair IeweIry Mandatory

MISS S. E. GORDON, respectful
lNlly announces that she still continues
he business of manufacturing all kinds OF
Hair Jewelry, Watch Chains, Pins. Ear
rings, &C.. made to order on the shortest
title and at living rates. Switch, Curls,
braids, OF all descriptions and cOlors, con-
New BOOK, Main St, Warren, OHIO.
Mar. =. 1871. s. i. GORDON.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

While in England ample freedom is
given to the newspapers and the
comic publications to criticize and
satirize government officials in edito-
rial articles and by means of cartoons,
the Lord Chamberlain, who exercises
a sort of dramatic censorship over the
stage, has lately been tampering with
certain pantomimes, and has ordered
the elimination therefrOm of ali dis
respectful illusions to Mr.. Gladstone
and his colleagues. For example,
such cOuplets as this, MAY Gladstone
keep his temper, if ever 1 cease to
love" " is considered so highly disloyal
and offensive that it has been cut out
by his lordship, OF his lordship's
deputy from thu play in which it
occurs.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

Lee those who have given their
affection to Bologna sausage as a
relish, read with horror that in Troy,
ore John Shaddock has been dis
covered by the police converting
Juvenile veal, the heads of calves as
well as their entails, into the sausages
aforesaid! Carried before a court of
justice, he pleaded that he was ga
merry Swiss boy,n just from the
romantic land of his nativity, and
that he was totally ignorant both of
the English language and the Ameri-
can law. He was released upon con-
dition of imediately changing his
business. Cases like this give rise in
every fastidiOus mind to melancholy
reflections.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

The Mayor of Chicago is making
war upon the gamblers. They say he
dOsen't deal" fairly with them.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07
AGENTS WANTED. AComplete History of
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Sg50rfiG

ASSURE CURE for this distressing COM
plant is now made known in a Treatise (of
IS octave pages) on Foreign and Native Her
bal Preparations, published by DR.. o. Phelps
Brown. The prescription was discovered by
him in such a prOvidential manner that he
cannot conscientiOusly refuse to make it
known, as IL has cured everybody who has
used it for Fits, never having failed in a
single case. The ingredients may be OBJ
tanned from any druggist. Acopy sent free
to all applicants by mail. Address DR.. o.
PHELPS BROWN, q Grand Street, Jersey
City. Nj.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07

HAVE THE LARGEST and
finest Dolls at one dollar that can be
found in Northern Ohio-get one for the
darling, at ADAMS Bookstore,
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07
LYON'S KATHAIRON.

For Preserving and Beutifyins the Human Hair
To Prevent its Falling Out and Turning Graz.
A well-preserved Head OF Hair, in a per-
son Of middle age, at once bespeaks refine
ment, elegance, health and beauty, It may
truly be called Woman's Growing Glory,
while men are not insensible to its advan-
tages and charms. Few things are more
disgusting han thin, frizzly, harsh. IN
tanned Hair, with head and coat covered
with Dandruf. Visit a barber and you feel
and look like a new man. This is what
LYON'S CATHAIRON will do all the time
The charm which lies in well placed Hair.
Glossy Curls. LuxuriantT resses, and a Clean
Head. is noticeable and irresistible.
Sold by all Druggists and Country Stores
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First Cabin, S65, andS75 according TO location.
Cabin Return Ticket $3.50, securing best &C
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intermediate : : SIS Steerage sss
Parties sending for their friends in the Old
Country can purchase tickets at reduced
rates. For further particulars apply to
HENDERS0N BROTHERS. bowling Green
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AGENTS WANTED FOR
LIFE IN utah

BEING an EXPOSE or the SECRET RITES and
MYSTERIES or M0RH0NISM.
With a full and authentic history of Poly
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PROFITABLE EMPLOYMENT

We desire to engage a few more Agents to
sell the World Renowned Improved BUCK
airy or on Commission A Horse and Wag-
on given to Agents. Full Particulars fur
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HENDERSON eco, General Agent, Cleve
land, Ohio, & st. Louis, Mo.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1872-02-07
LIVERY & FEED STABLE.

II P. BASSETT, wOuldinform the
I'LL public that he has purchased the lot
formerly occupied by the Franklin House
barn, and has erected thereon, one OF the
best and most eOmmOdiousL Livery stables in
h State. The fact that he has a convenient
o~cation, the best oflivery stock; gentleman
ly and accommodating men i his employ,
cannot fail TO win Tor his stable a large
share Of public patronage. Mr. B. will De
happy to wait upon his old customers n
as many new ones as will favor him with
their patronage. Gail and see the new sta
BILE and examine the stock. Particular at
tention given to boarding and feeding hors-
es. You canno find better enjoyment than
riding in the new carriages, made by Dren-
non a Goist. expressly for this stable.
July5 5, ISL.
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TRY DIR. CROOKS

A TALK ABOUT PEOPLES
AStomache. by Dio Lewis, q new book
that every o should read, Just reed a.
ADAMS Bookstore.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1872-11-06

8 Sabren biz gum psrTibsn Mecrtuien
pollencet iein.
0epei6en aus 3 urtn melpen, ra6
bic llsberldwemmunsen am 20 nod i'm.
lner nt9t nadaela6en baben. llsttr
1000 Wdnner iinp NIT Grri6tuns BON
Oammen telddftist, I'm bic weitere
@uscebnuns Der 5lutb sn perbinrern.-
Der S9acen, rel6er auf zen Gelrern
uar an anrerm Gisentbum ssrurla6t
wurre, ldbt ii6 vOrlduTs nidt brrsd<
men. Sn Jerrara allein iinc 10000
psrlonen pbcadlos. Son alien Seiten
eilt m IN Der nptblsirsnren 9ev5lferuna
su 5ulfe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1872-11-06
SnlanoifdJe Rnnofdau.

aus @aidingtpn miro teri6.
tet, caB Der Sabresberi6t bes General,
pcitmeiiters cine Sermebruns cer @uss
saben Inn unsefdbr 24 @iIipn Dollars
na9weiien ipu; bic Sermetruna rer Gin
nabmsn btelt dbrisens unssfabr slei6en
Sdritt NIT zen slussaben.
lleter Zen Grpprt amerifani1der
titumin5ier &Obisn na6 cem an &obleas
netb latcrirencen GnslanS miro Ypn
Baltimore seI6rieten. Gs Inc msbrere
tuncerttauienp Ionnen amsrifaniIbe
&cblen auf Sefeaunsen, cie Ypn GuaS
LAMP bsriitersefcmmen iinp, sstauft NOR
ZEN. Der srIbere She'll iener Mnfsufe tez
itanp in rpeiben prer bituminSIen Spblen
Ger 0ruten tn Narylane unp Yenn,ylz
ranien. Giner srO6sn slnsabl iener Ses
itelunSen miro Spn ben Cumberland
Nincn in Marylanp entiprp6en rpercen.
Gs finc BON 9euraetp.pn, i'm Oiitrifte
Columbia, l6on mebrere NIT peiGen
Soblen belacene Sdiffe mad fremcen
sdnpern atsesanSen !; unb ber snfunft
peiterer SdifTe pib entsesenseieben, bic
nod Dor cem SdluiIe Der bsurisen
S&iffabrt i'm Stano iein rdrften, NIT
aus amerifaniiden &oblen befebenpen
9aoumsen absufubren.
Na& telesrapbil9en 8eri9ten ma6te
Dor einisen Iasen cine 8ance amerifas
nil9er Marcceure, bic auf Der teraniI9en
Seite tes &io 0ranee ,pibnen, einen
Ginfaq in Merieu, pel9er feinen anpern
3wed, ais Zen ses Yldnterns au baben
f4ten. Slls bic mericanii1en 8eamten
ibrem Sreiben ;u feuern iudten, morces
ten bic 8dtberi9e ben Mltaben unp
mebrere @erifauer ftedtsn sie Saul,r in
8rano unb ;erf5rten ben sansen Srt.
Der Name ce1elben III ni&t anseseben.)
@atrenc ces Samples wurben aud
spei Der Nmerifaner eetSetst. Das Der
0ren;e Don Ieras entlans fationirte
Milttar 1T ;ur 8erbaftuns Der san,en
8ance aufsebUteu, unb ibre 3u1lofsfeit
wiro ni9t unseabnpet bletben.
SnGbicae . ipdtbet nod einmal cas
Semperensfeber; Slasen sesen Birtbe
iino an Der Sasesprcnuns; bic 8isrbduz
fer fnb am Sonntase sei9lp0en une
cte Yolsei fabnpet itrense mad ben lles
bsltbatern.
Der Staat Galifprniem propuz
eirte i'm Sabre 1850 ni&t mebr als IT,
600 8lb. 8eiaen. unp ransirte in 8ez
,iebuns auf ben Grtra3 ais Der nsununpz
3pansisite Staat Der linton. SIM Sabre
1860 mar feline protuctipn auf 5000
600 8lb. per Sabr seftiesen. SIM Sabre
1872 III feline proruetion jetc1 auf uas
besu preieis Milliuneu 8uIbel
8ewa9len. cine 9r6bere SuantitSt, ais
ireenp Gin anperer Staat Der Union er.
;ielte.
Stwobl sie 1raubenernte bort cine
sr5sere 1T als je porber. 10 III Iie bod
wierer treniser se,pinnbrinsenc. Die
bcben Yreilen Der Safer ter srpBe Sprs
ratb ees Yorbanrencn @einss, cas sers
baltnibmdBis aerinse Hlilise &apital Ter
@lpbz Weinbdncler unb bic prldenren
8eidranfunsen Der 0eieBe tetrefis rer
Sranntlpeintrennerei Alles ries sereiz
nist f&, eieie eaiien ;u elmer idls9s
ten su MAIDEN. Niele @eintauer iino
eeswunsen, quite ,Wliiiipn" 1rauten 3u
$12 pit 5rn'e (2O0O yfuno) ;u strs
taufen. mas et,pas mebr ais einen bali
ben Gent fir ras Yfunt ma6t. SIR
quite ausldnpiide Spr!sn, ,pel1e ii@ Aur
Neinbereituns eisnen fnp $50 seboten.
Die 8ferneieMGe
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1872-11-06
3eitunSS $ 0etete.

l. saa BE Nesnnenten Ht4t ausbrd6li6 bas VtesRtbel
eeeeasn 70 utrb anaeasmmsH bA6 Re ne 0srtsb1ne be-
0tsnAensats wdRl4sn.
4 DaS Nbpaaement aua ni&& ekes se&tSails abbsae1t
ussbsR. slS bis aGe RadadRbe baatlt Rnb.
deaa Qtsaaenten u axtulaesa sber I'd psissra lire
0eituAen BON bsr tsreeuten vsesee abjabelen 70 fab
he yrsntwss4 tafar, W e ibre @e6aunS baatlt tabn
l. EDsaa Atsaaeate1 ben Dsknsst seslnhsra skae bic
8eituxee. eypebsn tassn ~ bena&ri6tien, 70 IL % tkr
64ehH. wenn tte 8euHsen ned Der psasf6s itres rdbe
sen DstasrteS eefanbt perben.
5. Die rt&trli&a Gaif&ebansn Iauten tattn bae sne
es "Sss rSnSssnns S.s stnsrsss eSns scrbss.ssnS.
0njeee as ,psima faste" 0eueS teatR&eten e6niakeS
sais1 AHA \.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1872-11-06

(Sehe Belle abtr enen 5cu ~ 3entsD
~ Bel mebrmaliser Ginsabe biQissr.
~ OrStere iStrli4e anjeiseu merSen
To OertSltnit tinl0er tere9net.
AuspSrttss anseisen maden Siertelidbrli&8sr-
aasbsjablt wereen.
~ 10 GentS per 3sile fit bsRsuts Rsti,sn
Ia bsr 3elalipalte.
~ 0eburtsan3siseH petratben
uHb 8SbeSfSlIe werben ale 2eealeS bere&net
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1872-11-06

aimmt in tca SRli@en Stdrten nod inn
lnsr be aiIsemeine Aufmsrflumfeit in
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1872-11-06

THE
,4nxembnrgsr Gasette'
10 catholic Weekly
published by the
GERMAN CATHOLIC PRINTING Co.,
DUBUQUE, IOWA.
IAxs $3.50 per annum, invariably In
advance.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

A PHoTOGRAPH RoMANCE -HOIC q LUcky
Gotham Girl Secured a HusbdHd-Ths days
of romance are not altogether passed away,
says New York letter to the Boston Times,
if story / heard yesterday was true. 1t
was a case Of love at first sight, or rather
the love before the sight. A gentleman who
has an abundance of that agreeable article
known as money, which he has no inclina>
tion to spend in a wild life, had made up his
mind that he wanted to marry. He was ac-
quainted with no lady to whom he wished to
propose. so he waited for tie desired creature
to come around, as great many people says
she is sure to do some day or other.
Happening oue afternoon in photograph
gallery, he saw package Of cartes de visits
lying on the counter, where they had been
temporarily placed. He gazad intently at
the uttermost picture of the package, aud
concluded it was just the picture that suited
him.
"Msy / ask" he said to the attendant be-
hind the counter, 1.-The name Of that lady 2"
1T would be against our rules to give her
name, was the reply. but even if it was
not so. could tell you nothing more than
the name. as l know nothing about her. not
even her residence. She came here last week
and ordered dozen photographs, which are
promised for to- morrow"
The stranger returned thanks for the in
formation and walkel out. But he watched
the door Of that establishment all that after
noon, and every time lady approached he
eyed her to see if she was the original of the
picture. He was at bis post next day, and
the next. and on the third afternoon he was
rewarded by seeing her. He followed her as
she went away, and. after a vearisome tramp
among dry goods stores and millinery estab-
lishments, he traced her home.
Then be went to work to ascertain who
she was, and found that her parents were
entirely reputable people, in moderate cir
cumstances, and that the character of the
lady herself was above the slightest repreach
Then he sought the father. stated his oil ct,
gave the most undoubted references, and did
not call again until the old gentleman had
examined them. He was introduced aud you
can easily guess the rest. No cards.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

A WITNESS of recent shooting affray ia
Memphis, Tenn. utterly refused to testify in
the case, and was com mitted to Jail for con-
tempt OF court. reporter Of the AraIdR1Ie
visited him there, and to him the witness.
whose name is Perkins. told the following
story accounting for his eccentric conduct:
When he was about 1S years old, and at
college, his chum shot another student while
IN tit OF anger. and he (Perkins) was COM
PEELED to testify in the case. which resulted
10 a verdict of wilful murder, and his young
friend was hanged. While kneeling beside
the dishonored corpse of his roommate be
"took a solemn oath never again to testify
in any case where his testimony might pos
sibly cause the extreme penalty Of the Law
to be inflicted upon any person." lie has
kept this oath refgiously. and now says tha +
rather than break it, he will remain in nil
for life.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30
Cooking, Parlor and. Heating Stoves
of the most approved designs.
,OOK w ELL TO YOUR
UNDERSTANDINGS!
B OOTS AND SHOES
For Mems and Boys, Wear.

The undersigned respectfully informs his nu-
merous customers and the public generally that
he is prepared to manufacture BOOTS and
SHOES of any desired size or quality, from
the finest French calfskin boots to the coarsest
brogan. in the VERY BEST MANNER, on the short
est notice, and at as moderate prices as like
work can be obtained anywhere.
Those who have worn Boots and Shoes made
at my establishment need no assurance as to
the superior quality of my work Others can
easily be convinced of the fact if they will only
give a trial. Try and be convinced
eF Rer airing of Boots and Shoes attended
to promptly and in a workmanlike manner
Thankful for past favors l feel confident that
my work and prices will commend me to a con-
tinuance and increase of the same
JOHN d. THOMAS.
Ebensburg, April %, 1863.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

A DETROIT MAN, who had contributed a
bundle Of his cast off clothing for the relic
TO the victims # the Minnesota fire receiv d
from one of the sufferers the following not ::
1.-The conn i ty man Civ me amongst other
things. what he called pare ov pants, al d
'twood make me ant sum to ware 'em.
found your name an where you live on one
ov the pokits. My wife laffed so when
shode 'em to her that thot she would have
a conipshun fit. She vans to no if there
lives and brethes a man whs has legs 70 big
ger than that. She sed If Il ere was he orttr
to be taken up fur having no visible mear s
ev support. | couldent get 'em on my oldest
boy, So | used 'em fur gun cases. If you hav
another pare my wife wood like to get 'em
10 hang up by the side ov the fire plase to
keep the toDgs in"
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

The fish that swallowed Jonah, or might
have performed that remarkable feat, has
been discovered off the coast of Brazil. He
does not carry about with him any date CT
memorandum authenticating his claim TO bs
the original prophet swallower, but be is tie
only monster of which any account has bees
given which could so have taken in the re-
bellious preacher to the Ninevites- His b>lJ
is over fifty feet long and seven feet in diam
eter. while the mouth. the most essential part
of the creature. will admit a person standing
between the jaws. or sitting comfortably IN
the cavity WREN they are closed. He is ssd
to be neither shark nor whale.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

A CONTINENT CIyERED WITH ICE-prOE
AgassiZ cumes to the conclusion that ihs
cont nent of North America was once cov,
erei with ice a mile in thickness. tbereo7
agreeing with Pref. Hickock aud other ea
inent geological writers concerning the ga
cial peril d. In proof of this conclusion, d
says Il at the slopes of the Allegheny range
of mountains are glacier worn to the very
top, except a few points which were above
the level of the ice mass. Mount Washing
ton. for instance, is ever SIX thousand fett
high, and the rough, unpublished surface Of
its summit, covered with loose Iragment.
just below the level of which glacier marks
come 20 an end, tells that it lifted It's head
alone above the desolate waste of ice and
snow.
In this region, then, the thickness of tl5
ice cannot have been much less than SIX
thousand feet. and this. is in keeping with
the same kind of evidence in other parts Of
the country: for when the mountains are
much below six thousand feet, the ice sseD4i
to have passed directly over them. while tbs
few peaks rising to that height are left M.
touched. The glacier, he argues, was Coils
great plough. and when the ice vanished
| from the face OF the land. il left it prepared
for the hand Of the busbandman.
The hard surface of the rocks were ground
TO powder, the elements of the sol rsV
mingled in fair proportion. grant ~Ss
carried into lime regions. lime ives ninge1
! with the more ardent and unprOduCtys
granite districts and soil was prepared ii
/ 70 the agricultural u: es of,man. There ars
evidences all over the polar regions to shoE
that a: one period the heat Of the TROPICS
extended all over the globe. The ice period
is suPpr sed 70 be long subsequent to this.
a. next to the last before the advent Of man.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

A SPELL OF VACCINATE-Ths Baltimore
Bulletin says: In view of the scare causei
by the smallpox many parents have beeH
writing on the subject of vaccination to the
school teachers at the different schools. Their
varied style of spelling the word "Vaocinals'
is interesting to note: Yacenate. vaxinst',
vaxenated, vaxnate, waxHsded. Vaccenste'
wsxuated, wsxnite, vassenste, vaxnste, ya3-
mated. faxenated. vsxenated. vaxenadea'
vaxnaden. waxenaded. vacinesteing, ya''
heating, wsxnsted, waxineinghen. waxs1s'
ted. wascinna te .,wssciuatia, vexanated' VS.,
cioEated. waxenate6, vaxcinated, Tsxneis1'
en-. That will do.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1872-03-30

MISPLACED CoNFIDENCE.-At one of our
churches on Sunday, says an exchange,
while the deep toned organ was playing vo-
ciferously. a good lady whispering to her
neighbor in the pew had to raise her voice
quite high in order to be heard. Suddenly
the organ changed from loud to soft. when
the lady, not taking note of the organ, was
heard to say to her friend, 1--WE fry ours in
butter" Perhaps the congregation didn't
Snick ar