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9svernm ems Securities.
Markets Today,

EALIIAoRE, Nov. Is Virginia skies, coasoliiatad
8l; do. Weet Virxirias, l51S; North CaroIins
sl6es, old, -; do, special TAX, ISL, bid to-day
bALTiaoRK Nov. so.-OorIOu dull; low mia
diinss, Sleh. flOur very dull; Howard street su.
peInne, $3.50: do. extrs, % 75aSs; do
family, IS 50s 80 30; City Mills superfne Is 23s.
60 ~; DO. extra, 50 IS; do. family, 5SAsT2:
western superfne. Sausage 30; do extra So 75a ss
do. family, IS Z5sS9 20. Hheat quiet but arm
white choice, S2as 2.o5; fair TO prime do, 6 SOs
% ctoice amber, ga 81 e5; good 10 prIms red
SlcOsSl %; Common to fair de-, 81 Goa 81 rs; red
western, ] 69s o. ~; amber western, 8 I15s 8 al
Corn quiet: " hite sout hern 6es62 yellow southern
te; ni1ed western. dull, O.. Oats hrm: southern
tzs46: western Dixed 42 do. white, a, BYE ouiet
lay steady: western, 8 30a S3i; Pennsy vania SS
rro'isfons Dull; Mess PORK, $40. Bulk meats-old
shoulders, 5aasts: rib sides, none here: clear rib
sides. new, 71ss9. Bacon-Shouldsrs, Class: riS
sides, gssaO; clear rib sides, 10Ax sIOs Rama new
la1saI6 Lard, SZnS1s. Western butter in fair De,
mscdi receipts Light: choice roll, q. whisky quiet
NEW YoRK. Nov. B.-stocks easier. Gold duu.
ia. Money firm, Exchange, long, 81: short
~. governments dull but firm Virginis So. ~
nev, 81. North Carolinas, ssh; aev, 2lL
htw York. Nov. B.-flour steady " heat dull
and unchanged. Corn quiet and unchanged
LONDON. Nov. %, d 30 p m -Conssls opened a,
va Tor both Bonds quiet and steady: IyS6 a. old
~; lo6, sSa<; l0-0's, G1s; Rew fives, $50. Erie
LosBoS, Nov %, II 30 Q. m.-Erie, Il.
LoNpoN, Nov %,1 p m.-Bonds Of 1866, old, 9l1<
leG Ses; new nves, 6Sh; Drie, AZ.
PARIS. Nov. -, .. m.-fhe bourse opened A At
heItes - n aDcs, 81 confines
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

Ike complete official returns OF the vote OF the
Empire state in the late elections, national and
state exhibit some curious results. The vote for
presidential electors foots up Grant, 1882;
Greeley, 3s2,279; O'Conor, 1.454; temperance
candidate, 2o1. Total, s4,5 63. Grants ma
jcrity. 56,695 In 1868 the vote stood: Grant,
40, SIS; Seymour, Az, $50, Seymours majority
10000. This does not bear out the assertion that
Grant has IN 1872 no more votes In New York
than he had IN lsGS. In fact he has over 20 900
more, while the whole number OF democratic
votes, including those cast for O'Conor Is 80 600
less now than then. But during these years
the number of voters in the state has in
creased nearly 1000, 40 that the proportional
increase in the number of Grants voters
over the number in 1868 is nearly 1900
And this gain to Grant and loss to the oppo-
sition are chiefly in the cities of New YORK and
Brooklyn. The vote of New York city for Sey-
mour was les SO; vote for Greeley, Z! ,I9s; op-
position loss, so, SIS; increased vote for Grant,
o,9I5; total opposition loss in New York city,
81 ,493. In the full vote of the state Dix runs
some 5000 ahead of Grant, while Herman runs
4.ooo ahead of Greeley, and Dix's gains and Ker-
mans losses are nearly all in New York city and
Brooklyn This year, Is In 1868 and 1854, the
governor and state ticket In New Y ork drew ont
larger vote than the Presidential electors.
Lastly, while the Grant vote of 1872 exceeds BY
nearly Il 600 his vote of 1863, there Is q de-
hciency this year in the whole vote OF the state,
compared with 1s6S, OF q .6O5, which, SAYS the
New York Herald, may be set down to those
Bourbon democrats who, ON election day, stayed
at home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL.

The week in Wall street opened with the
Northwest corner as the uppermost snhject.
Ihe losses by this corner have been pretty well
distributed, and the fact that there have been
no failures shows that II sufferers the corn er
we're strong. A great deal Is said about Mr.
Drews losses, which, according TO report.
amount to between 81 900 900 and Al $50 600. To
q man OF his immense wealth this loss slthoug Oh
fortune In itself, Is not large, probably taking
not more than one-hfteenth or possibly one
twentieth of his fortune and being ron .id rabIv
less than he hiss made out Of his Erie operations
alone since last spring. The money market
yesterday was less stringent, but at all the
The stock market was feverish and strong, and
government bonds were barely steady.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

The Republican makes a handsome appear
ance in its new dress to-day on entering upon
its thirteenth anniversary. With the exception
OF Tax STAR. which is some ten years Its senior,
the Republican is now the Oldest paper In Wash
ipgton. Not only have the papers Contemporary
with rs in the start died out one by one, but q
long line of new aspirsnts for place in the
Journalistic field, have after q more or less
strenuous struggle for existence sunk by the
way. We congratulate our neishbor, that
though like ourselves, getting on in years, IL
IKE TIE STAR, is perenniaIIy young in spirit
and yisor. =
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Mr. Carrinston and The star

Mr.. 4. q. Darlington, counsel for Prince In
the late libel suit against TIE STAR, has card
In q morning paper in which he speaks very
unkindly Of Us. Amongst other harsh things
he says:
"But TIE STAR has thought proper not only
10 ssssil the first jury, but also to apply of an.
sive and insulting epithets to my brother and
myself who appeared az counsel for the plain
tin, and TO charge me with soliciting the bust
ness OF the plaintiff, enconra ging Iitig aton and
making q champions. unprofesionai and dis
honorable contract with our client. The charge
Is unnecessary, and Is untrue, unmauly and
ungeneTOus. For reasons satisfactory to myself
shan net resent the insults OF the editors of
THE STAR by violating the law. I do not
think that 4 will sue them for libel, although
they misht - made to pay or apologize. L
have been a member or the bar for more than
twenty six years, and do not believe that is
my professional character"
Now. Mr.. Darlington Is mistaken in what he
thinks hurts him. 1t Is not what The STAR
says about him that makes him vince. 1t is
the evidence brought out on the trial that hurts
his feelings, and for this he has only himself TO
blame. 1t was testified to on the trial that
Prince, his client-partner, alleged that " no
expense was to be entailed upon him" by this
trial; that /" his time and money were worth
more to him than to use IL that Way
that Mr.. Darlington Voluntarily offered to
take his case In hand" and there was to
be q division or whatever the verdict was"
And IL will be remembered that when Mr.. Car
rington recalled Prince to the stand to give
rebutting testimony on other points, he utterly
failed to question him upon this matter. As
the case stands between Darlington and his
client, 1t just amounts to the question whether
the latter 10 TO be believed when he says that
Darlington volunteered to take the case up on
shares. "A 20 whether an arrangement Of this
sort Is "a champetous, unprofessional and dis
honorable contract or not, ia . matter Mr..
Carrir gton must decide for himself. He is q
lawyer, and ought to know. l-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

WARRINGTON, ID. O, Nov. rs, is72, II an
SIhoRs1e DOB PAST fWHTY-DoUR RoU
In the northwest and thence to Illinois, dimiu-
lshed pressure, partly cloudy weather and south
Ohio valley, cloudy weather, northvesterlv to
northeasterly winds prevailing, and light snow
In the latter. In the gulf and south Atlantic
States, northwesterly winds, cloudy weather and
light rain. In the middle states. cloudy weather
and light rain, and, in New England, gentle,
variable winds and cloudy weather.
, PROBABILITIES. - For the northwest and
thence 70 Illinois and the lower Ohio valley.
partly cloudy weather, diminished pressure and
southeasterly winds. Over all the lakes and
thence to the middle and upper Ohio valley.
gentle northwesterly 70 northeasterly winds and
clearing weather, with occasional snow on the
river and cloudy weather, and occasional light
ram Win clearing weather extending over Ken
tuefy ana Tennessee. In the gulf and south
Auantic states, increasing pressure, cooler and
ciouhy weather, northwesrerly winds, and occa-
sionai light lain. In the middle states and New
EnSlan1, Dortheasterly to northeriy winds, d.
ininisting pressure. cloudy weather and belts of
light rain; possibly light snow in the mountain
regions and in western New Enslsnd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

If any of the readers of The STAR have been
contemplating trip to the reported diamond
fields in the far west, they will doubtless, after
reading the expose from San Francisco, pub
lished in our telesraphic column, postpone their
trip until q new crop Of gems has been planted
by the original discoveries" If the report of
'Frisco's investigating committee Is correct,
this diamond and ruby fraud Is one OF the most
gigantic and barefaced swindles ever perpe-
trated.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

NEW. NAP OF THE eOURORs or The NILE.
= shoutng the route taken hy DR.. Livinestone and
M. ktnnley. To be bad. Whoiesals or Retail, ~
s1OCKHAES subscIipti0a Boob store and Sta.
uonery, SSS 9kh street, corner Of street. sep2t-u
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

Some interesting and wholesome reading will
be found in Mr.. Riddles argument to the iury
IN the Prince Darlington libel suit against THs
STAR for $50 coo damages.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

In TEE sgPREME COURT OF THE DIS
l. TBiCT OF COLUMBIA,
TAe 2stk day Of Norember, ls72.
G. VICTOR POWELL vs D. PORTER ROCKWELL
No. $50, at Law.
On motion OF the plaintiff. by Mr.. J. Carter Mar
bury bis attorney, is ordered thst the defend ant
cause his to be entered herein on or
fore the first rule DAY occurring forty days after
this day otherwise the cause Will b. proceeded
viii a. IN case of defauit.
By the Court:
d X. CARTJER, Chief Justice, &c.
True coRy-Test:
noyc6tu,N$ Il. j. MElGS, Clerk, &c. 7
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

~; ID: Reyes & Co., bankers, of Cincinnati,
susPen1ed yesterday IN consequence Of indirect
stock corner"
I"o young men, named Bradley Stnrte-
want and Alden Towle, were drowned in a pond
while cunning on Sunday, near Hookset, n. H.,
by breaking through the ice.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1872-11-26

~ 3 n y v A H.. H
TIE CAPITAL PUBLISHING COMPANY
HAVE BHMoyKD THEIR OFFICE TO
noSls2ws III oar d STREET.
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CEEING Is BELIEVING.
Ell "A BILE ROT Err 81.
Fashionable Tailors,
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Secure the finest MATERIALS,
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and have them made up in
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liable Brothers, TAD,
Give unusual attention to the man
acture Of BOYS CLOTHING,
and have what is HnQuestion-
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Washington.
liable Brothers, zAD.
Claim a reeminence among
Clothiers and Taiiors for the ex.
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liable Brothers, 7AD,
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PIECE GOODS to choose from
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Have Artistic and Fashionable
Cutters.
liable Brothers, TAD.
Have unlimited stock or GEN
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MANY REAL BARGAINS.
COME AND SEE US.
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FOR SAILS.

y streets, with Good will, Fixtures and stock
8no9e-Ns
k>OR SALE CBEAP-A hne HUhSE, BUGGT
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Il BOiLEk and BNGINH, In good order, ct PORT
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Livery btAbe, street, D. T., between nth and sth
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Rapides gazette. (Alexandria, La.) 1869-187?, 1872-09-07
a WoMAN's CRIME.
BY .JAs,EsE. la ROE, JR.

For it was avoal;dIs crime indlresetl indlis
lv. and this was how it haplRned :fsia
At the age OF eighteen Mily West
was the prrttie5l girl in Dover, as all
the country scnths co,fd testify, There
was not oue of them but would lay
down his,liie for her if need be. Bat
she encoura sed none Of them--her love
seemed 70 center IN her brother, who
was about to graduate from college.
That important event occurred in the
latteppayt offspring, and Milly waited
his retnrn with woman's Impatience.
Sitting by the window, as night
drew on slowly. she saw the carriage
which had been sent to meet him at
the depot, stop before the door, and
Frank VESTS handsome face peer ont
1" Here comes Frank, ma |" and with
this tho impetuons- Milly ran to the
door. Before he had time to ring the
bell Frank was confronted by the i'm
pulsiye girl and smothered with kisses
"Can't sou wait until ] get inside
darling Milly ~ he asked, with a laugh,
an he kissed her i'm return. .a4
MiIly was brought to q proper idea
Of her surrounding by rich voice say
ing: n1 e,ma =!
what awelcOme a home! Alb, me
but this must be Milly, whom I-have
heard so much off,
Milly looked ap with a. confused
glance. She had only time to recog
nize very handsome gentleman be-
hind Franks when the LATTER pulled her
indoors, and the next minute they
were in the paflor. Ie z
After an embrace from his mother,
Frank said: eea ~
"Allow me to1intIoduce my bosom
friend aud fellow graduate, Mr.. Ralph
Bertrard d, mother. | need scarcely in
trodnce you to my sister, Milly, after
the scene you have witnessed but here
she 10 Ralph, the sweetest sister alive
Mr.. Ralph Bertrand formally bowed,
and leaving him in the care of Miliy,
Frank went with his mother in the
back parlor, sexcusing himself on the
plea that he Was dying to hear the
latest news. 7e gsf ~ ~ NTi
Al suppose YOU think me vesy TOR
ward acting as | did at the sight OF
Frank, but 4 could not help sit---no,
Motif ten Strangers stood onthe stoor,'
andMilly aidthiselhphaticaily. think
ing someexplasrs,ion due from her.
a'sThink ayea ierwarts Miss Nest
0u.the contrary, lronly wished co,,ld
share with F,auk. yoi see 4 kuew
you before / ever sag- ,Anli, and Frank
had no ecrasiomio ;lSI; tne THE seeUrd
time to spend the summer with him.
Having no one to ease f.r me at home,
the offer WAS only t1 tempting"
Miliy West watched the speakers
Rapides gazette. (Alexandria, La.) 1869-187?, 1872-09-07
< Basnful Lover

We publish the following story al a
warning to the young meff of our
tom who will weartight !" unmentioa-
Tab,es.r Read the following alrl' be
warned ere it is too late: - - = =
His name Was Jatkobns; We used
to call hffn Jm.kass. for short.
Among many of his n'issarfnnes. for
its WAS cock - I'd, red haired and
knw.k knred, he hnmlS red that il,co,,.
| .-..i,.ni one of l,ashfulness. Nesprthe-
| p'ss ne was fond Of ladies, although
! when instheii presence he liesrr open
ed llis mouth when he could help it,
and when he did, used bothikahds to
help him in fact, he was = man Of
great actioiIs. ssalfis1 lase' .A'e~ 2
aJacoIms one warm day, fell in love /:
he had just graduated at colIpge, and
began to think he mt,sf seek the ladies
society; he was getting to be a man !;
aud it was manly to have "pen-
chant" s $50. 49,
So Jack. fell in love with the sweet.
est, iiveliest, most hoydenish girl IN
the square; but how to trll his love!
Thcss. was the rub. lie had beard !.
g,s,d deal Of language Of the eyes"
and he accordingly tried that, but
when he looked particularly hard at
the window where EnrIy was in the
habit of sitting, some person on tile.
Opposite ridesof the str' ct asol.ld inya-
riably bow toihim. tllinsiagShe WAS
en,leavoring 10 catehntheir eyes. lie.
has despised eyes ever since then. 3
AT kngtb Jack obtained an intro
duction through his sister, and with
her callesl several times, hut She was
ebliRsd to leave the city tor a seasOn.
and JAS each interval only Increased
his arsi0r he determined ON going IL
alone. sasssaFossv4 esis 81 nsslsasia
Long before the hour fixed 9uponsby
custom for an evening visit, he fmIsd
himself arayetl in his best, Blue cat-
metal. buttons, black ,cassimere pants,
(said pants being little tighter tba,,
the skin). and 2 sspotless vest.
he Journals Oi tlIe day state, as an
item Of intelligence, that the tl,erlnoiie
ter ranged from seventy Ave to eighty
degrees. Jack swears it was over a
hundred. - !,
As the hour drew near, Jack tOnnt'
eourage and persriratie'n oozing oat Is
gether. ard almost determined to pull
of and stay at home. He concluded,
however, he .wpuld take y walk Fast
the house and see how itfrlf. gss 4.
By the time he Ieaclled &he mansion
hes6rpsly .eoBelu,led patio 80 an, -bui
on casting bis ,eye. toward thelarlol
windoy .saHd perrei, ing no signs, he
Thought il possible that no one was al
i,ylrs,, ard s;lse he had proces,led =
| f,,r. ne sousd pruxed further ss.i leay.
h,scatd sax h.a b.faTai bsE ss..
No sooner determined than eoncluti
ed. In a reckless moment he pulled
the bell the darned thing needn't
make such a noise. -. = - 2
The door was ol~nedas if by magic
and the servant girl politely asked
him in Miss Emily was alone in th,
Rapides gazette. (Alexandria, La.) 1869-187?, 1872-09-07
parlor, and would be- delegated to see

parlor, and would be- delighted to see
him. ~. ,..s .-
Oh, cracky here WAS y fix J! Go in q
dark r,arler with q pretty girl alone !
1t was too late to rrtreat; the girl had
closed the front door, and was pointing
to the parlor where Miss Emily was.
Being perfactly convinced that no
choice was left him, into the dark par
Tor he walked orslidrd, All was per-
feet chaos,to his eyes tor "a moment,
but oly Tor a moment; then from the
deepest gloom came forth an angel
voice" Budding him welcome and ,!raw
.nearp .,s.. ..ea. ...sf,s 49,.
To obey the order was but the work
of a mplnent, az he supposed, but he
IittId dreampt vi e obstacle fate had
thrown in his way. He knew full well
thar the stream OF love. had mans rip
pies, but iulLgrown, snags entered not
into his head. a s.s.s snss 1sa~sl
Judge then Of his astenishment ON
being tripi~d- up almost at the fair
ones feet by fiat stool with plethor-
ic legs; which chance or CARELESS ser
,vantslad placed exactly, on the roal
to happiness ted .ssssai iaatsrl-. ssli
Oyer he went, and the tailor had
not allowed for any extra tension 0l
, muscles and sinews, he not only pro
cured "a tumble, but also a compound
fracture Of the black ants aforesaid
said Fracture extending all across thai
point Which conies in, close contact
ith the chair. 49,, 80 azf,ss..s
| Having picked himself up az care
fMly as circumstances would permit,
the smotherea iangh Of Mss Easils
"not setting him forward any," he a'
length succeeded il, reaching d, chair
AID drawing his coat tells forward L
prevent a disagreea5Ie exposure, sal
himself down with as much grace as .
bear would Wen requested to dance
uppa q pile OF ne. dies. .ss =
Tie yonng lady was almost snffoca
ted with laughter at the sad -misior
tune Of the bashinl lover, felt truly
sorry for him, and used ali her powers
of fascination, to drive il from his
mind, and eventually succeeded so fan
as to induce him To make a remark
But ON this rN.k he split.'
Just at that moment she observed
that she had lost her pocket handker-
chief. What had l'esone efsiti She
was sure she had it when she came in
1t certainly must be somewhere about
"Bavn't you got it under yon, Nj.
Jih'o3us !"".a4,s4 81 IS hssssas "a.
Jack Was aure he had not; hut poor
Jack, in oveRturing an answer, could
not possibly get along without raising
his hands; ofcourse he must drop his
esat- tail. In his anxiety to recover
the nisssing wipe he even yentuns4l ia
.illcline his bod, 10 as to ret 4 glance
Oh tlie floor. AS he did SO, the frac.
ture opeHeti, and behold there lay, a.
the lady supposed, her missing pro
Rapides gazette. (Alexandria, La.) 1869-187?, 1872-09-07

utterly Unconscious, in which c0nsl-
tion she awoke to a brain fever. Death
almost claimed her, but youth and
good eare saved her for anore mIsera-
ble life. g.. !. ~. 4u,fss =,
With a ,brail, very much weakened,
she began her weary, life again. Not
a word was tieptioned ol Ralph, but,
ia iae cou Sc Of time, the.S handed her
4 ieiirr, whlebf Was a. year oid. This
was what she read: -.
!" DEAR MILLy:--lns my last mo
mehts write To you, TO let yuu knOw
Of my miserable end. never would
be hung Tor that niar,ler, so He'd be-
fore they had presencs. Ut mind re se
cure nle. Aud this is tie way .Our
Il0ye-,iream is to end!-I in a suicide i
gravel But whose fault was its You
kao,c. But Ifeei the poison have
taken working ON rue. / must hurry
and say 4 forgive; YOU. IN the, future
,you MAY forget me, ,sand there will bt
SOnlp more Fortunate nlan than t.
call you wife. Keep him from tempta
tioNia i'es&a ssees re- - sa
/ .r.2e ~ hsYoars, dying.
/ T. .~ons 5os, blDa7 ssl RALPH" ).
| But there was no other man to cal
her wife. She died an old maid, and
az the peeple hin ed, 4 little ..dait.'
/ Knowing all that you do. kind read
Ser, can You wonder that ! cal py lit
de story A Womau's Crime r. f
Rapides gazette. (Alexandria, La.) 1869-187?, 1872-09-07
Wit And numor.

lett f--A wheel wright. .axs
Boots are invariably soled before
they are bought. ME
The line OF u lady's love is supposed
TO Ike the masculine.
Misery loves company, and 40 does
a marriageable young lady. f9Ek
! Eagles fly alone; sheep generally
flock together-so we have herd.
A man who trumphets his own fame
usually has brass conntenance.
The fastest and slowest of our En-
glish authors were Swift and Crabbe.
Why is an oyer-worked horse like
an nhImella .-Becanse he il used up.
"Oh, you old buffer " as the old
woman exclaimed when an engine
Knocked her down.. F
"Say Jack, car, you tell us what's
the best thimgs to hold two pieces of
rope together f' 81 guess knott
A young fiirt who keeps. a collec-
tion OF locks Of hair OF his lady friends,
calls them bis haif breath escapes.
When a Judge 'striesr rogue, can
y IaiIiy Dt s''pI'osed tha' ne nas any
'uea Vi g'si"g n'n einPiosnientI
} Hyou can't coax q fish to bite try
yOur persuasive powers upon cross
dog. and you will be sure 10 succeed.
Beauties often die old maids. They
set such = value on themselves. that
they don't lind purchaser before the
markes Is ciosed. f
Why Is the toiling OF he'll like the
prayiHg OF hypocritef because II is
a solemn sound by th0ughtless
tongue.
Sentimental Young Lad" How
long does the hoae,ymcon last mama y
I kracfsem. sAoshev-*Dntil you ssk
yonrhnsbahd Tor money"
Your whiskefs are unprofpssion-
al" said client to IIfs legal adviser.
|i.s Why SO r. "Bpcause a lawyer can
never be too Barefaced."
a crnsfy old bachelor says that
Ani.lns we was saIied Eve because,
vhe'' sue aPleareu, man uay OF nap
p'htss "as ufa"n'g 20 close.
Miss Tucker says it is with haehe-
lors as with old wood it, is hard to
take flame. they burn prodigjously
An Irish doctor advertises that all
persons afflicted with deafness may
hear OF him in a house in Dilfey street,
where also bliud persons may see him
daily ir0'n three till ten o'clock.
A pfpcocious boy in a public school
ont West. who stands high in geogra-
ply was recently asked by his teacher
where Africa was located. prompt
= s answereu an over tue 'onited
''a'e
a young man IN fonghkeepsie
n.aae a caii al the house OF his ainanc.
"a, ana aI,fr ne got mere ne fonnd
tha1 'ne mouse was quarantmed on
account o' smaii poA, ana ne had TO