The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-09-13
scIssoaycs.
Flash langnage--telegrarns.

The champion reaper advertising.
How to prevent its:-Buy ready
made boots.
Self made men are very apt to
worship their maker.
When is bow not bow? When
it il bow knot.
What is better than promising
Young man? a paying one.
English people want postage
cheapeEea So do Americans.
| Nm indianapolis NJ. D. scatsers
his business cards in the church pews.
Detroit convicts write dime novels.
Egen jail life is 10 help to their
Ideprasity.
TIE seventieth anniversary Of
the wedding dag, is called the pearl
wedding.
| Pouch says ne has observed that
an unfortunate mans friends live q
long way off.
4 Brook6eld man has named a
prize rooster Robinson, because
Robinson Crusoe.
] It is estimated that there are over
30 OUJ canary birds brought to this
c.uniry every year.
There is never man so mad, saws
a celebrated write, but some wonan
loves bin and has faith in hin.
/ The man who bit another man s
nose of. IN an aEfcay, is said to have
taken prominent part IN the Eght
4 genuine lion is sauntering
around San Jose, Cal, and the citi-
zsns are keeping remarkable good
house.
Two married Quakerescs have
! lately been ei c;ed sclooI trustees ia
one of the Cae Ter Cum :, Pa, d.s-
tricLs.
A fashionable young lady OF Bos-
ton boasted of iiav ng dress on
, which wer. two haad4eI yards Cf
lace trimming.
i sci niifc writer says that "glut-
, tony Is the source OF ali our dis
eases. How Is II with man who
died Of starvation.
A little girl at Cedar Repids suff-
cred troln ear ache, aLd syroutiLg
sunsioweR seed was extracted frU.a
her auricuiar oagIn.
. A man named Jones attempted 10
, co"nide an Illinois editor and was
persuaded to give up at the muzzIe
VI revolver.
4 Milwaukee lover, dying lately, left
, his sweetheart, . poor maiden, D
: fortune OF SO .0O0 Ihere are few
| such lovers To be found.
A western lawyer included in his
oi.l against III, client: 10 wakIn.
up III the Night and thinking about
,our case, i've doiiars.
L bdnkum fence was described By
= Witness Under examinatlo III courE,
as fence that Is oiH strong, horse
ugh, and pig tight.
. An Indiana man has instituted
, proceedings to restrain his wife from
, quitting up a tombstone over the
!. grave of her first husband.
1 Jddge-Well, you are fond OF
{ stealing; If 1 should let you steal
; now what would you steal? Prisoner
/ would steal away, your Honor.
5 The Journeys men printers OF all
i paraies Ia Boston have % med
{ Printers Greeley club, and opened
:ue com ,aisn IN capital mailer.
An old lady is inclined to think
that compass would be the best
ewing nacnIne, because she heard
: that 1t had u needle with thirty-two
ipJints.
! Salem (Oregon) reporters pu. in
. shelr leisure counting caterpillars on
gate posts. He of the AercuTy
, counted 399 ON one post few DAYS
!. ago.
! Some people are always Dragging
'f their ancestors, aud their great
i descent, when the fact Is, their great
{ iescen. Is what 5 the matter with
tuem.
; Emile ed Girardia has remarked in
t his lectures On Journalism, that there
+ are nv. better newspapers IN tie
: world than the great New York
daihes.
) An Indiana paper alludes to s.the
: cycles oi time that have rolled Ike
mliiStones OF damnation over the
American people N ali these long
twelve years"
Through a eorrespe nd4nce based
! on u nia rimonlai advertisements, d
). .lyoung man in ] louisville, KY, recen-
il 'ty proposed marriage to his sister
. AMI Was accepted.
The London Court Journal Office
! a! pears 30 have no s.Sn mark III use,
s but prints references to sums of
! American money thus ~ ,000 dol
Il lars, "l00 dollars, Sc.
4 A barefooted, bareheaded little
Q boy. assonished worship ping cong
$ regation Il few Sundays ago by rush
/ ing into the church aud exelaming,
Where's my papa2 The pigs are
eil out. +"
: Mamma, said little three year
i old, when you and papa were court
: ing. did you ever think OF me? L
! cant say that we did " 4 reckon
= | was too little then, was the quest
toner's reply. ~
I'll Young Gent: sMight I ask you
! Miss ah-" Mlss-.'Very soiry, sir;
'e out | ain engaged for the next three
It dances. Y Gent: ..It is not
}. dancing -ah lit is-it's beg your
1 pardon, MISS; you are sitting on my
"a hatt',