Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1872-11-21
Do you like crow?
Our roosters are for sale.

Go west, young man, go west.
Getting pulIed-the ears of corn.
The next Congress will be Radical.
Church socials viii soon be in bloom
Since the election "family newspa-
pers" L multiplying.
About this time mite societies begin
to work with energy.
j. H. Robinson has our thanks for
late California papers.
Don't be backward in coming for
ward all We that owe us.
The paupers at the Preble county
Infirmary all vote the Radical ticket.
1t is pretty generally believed that
Grant is elected! 1t looks that way
around here.
Brains for a President is not what
the people of this country want any
more.
The Urbana s.PIaindealer," E. F.
Harkrader editor, has yielded up the
ghost and gone west"
Gen. Apathary had command of the
Democrat forces in November, and
led us to defeat.
Mince pies with brandy in 'em I
the next temptations against which
our temperance friends will crate.
The season for stove pipe "cussin"
has arrived. Let all who tackle a stove
pipe repeat the "Lord's Prayer" while
engaged in making the joints fit.
Some women's tongues are said to
be loose at both ends. Don't think
there are any of that sort in this town.
Of course not.
Amy person sending us the names
of five new subscribers to the DENIo-
GRAFT, and the subscription, will re-
ceive the democrat" II year free.
of charge.
A cousin of Peter Q. Squashead's
uncle is here on a visit and will re-
main a few days. He has not called
on US yet. It he does before our next
issue We will send out an extra.
An EXCHANGE. says that the correct
answer to the gentleman who wrote
the song, "Why did L Marry?" would
be, because you met a woman who
was a first-class fool"
Fat hogs are coming to market
The number in this County this seasOn
will be much greater than any former
year. The price ranges from $3.50 to
$500.
On the white vote of the country
that vote which has always heretofore
elected presidents, Horace Greeley has
a majority of half a million over Gen
eral Grant.
IF a spoonful Of yeast will raise if
ty cents worth of flour, how much
will it take to raise funds enough to
buy another barrel with? Answers
may be handed in over the fence.
One of our stove dealers has en-
gagged a mar to put up stoves who can
swear i'll five different languages,
and is getting the monopoly of the
business.
The approach Of cold weather eau
ses the storing away of much delight
fully immaculate drapery, which as
summer toilets, worn by the charming
girls ofourtown, bewiIdered the brains
of many of our young men whom we
know.
One of the saddest sights in this
season of the yearis a young man who
has waited outside the church of an
evening until he is chilled through on
ly to see his girl walk off with some
rascal who has been inside all the time
toasting his sinful shins al the stove.
Jackr&sses don't take the Epizooty.
That's the reason why Morris OF the
"liegister" will continue his braying
about other peoples private business,
and telling his readers that they don't
live and do things in accordance with
his notions.
The date on the inside of our paper
was wrong last week. II should have
been Ia, instead of Is. Cur "deyiP
made this mistake III order to furnish
US with an item. Next week we ex-
pect he will commit suicide OF want
to get married for the same reason.
Thursday, the 28th of this month,
viii be Thanksgiving Day. Let us
all thank God that we still have life
and health and enough to eat, if our
liberties L all gone, or nearly So
And let us pray, also, for q return of
the good old days of official honesty
among our rulers.
An exchange says it is the fashion
for young gentlemen to have their
overcoats made with a pocket Iii one
side, lined with flannel or fur, in which
q lady NAV slip her hand when walk