Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-04-26

A STARE case Very often the case
when one meets pretty girl on it. .y-
WHERE did Noad preserve the bees
during the food Pin the ark-hives. li
THE man who "stood upon his own
responsibility" is to be indicted for in.
fanticide. '"'"
AN old bachelor compares life to q
shirt button, because it so often hangs
by thread. ~. sf-..r..-, -.,. .r-....r
A SLIPPERY Trick-Sending prettily
worked, comfortable slippers to single
gentleman. a 3tag q bod s7ra tt.l a!'"
PAY your little outstanding earthly
bills, and don't romance about the fall
u. ~ r pl..L.a,. $50 " .1"0IG 94E, '-ria
ing u"oS ~ " inA0@FNn. shi tqai ead Yt.'Ml2
THE most popular newspaper in a
young ladies' seminary-The one which
makes the most hustle. .l. aa i1 g.'r.
WHERE did Charles First's executioner
dine, and what did he take p He took
chop" at the Kings head. .A" '.i
WHEN opposite neighbors quarrel,
they can never come to a proper under
standing, because they argue from diff
ferent premises. 8 srgtsas jcH soa ud4
"IF you don't give me q dine" said (
young hopeful to his mamma, g!
know boy who's got the measles, and
I'll go and catch them" a -f ,Dra tf>
In the game of mystery, vulgarly
called hash, as played at our boarding
houses, the tray is considered the best
trump-the chopping tray. ~" 49,. 49,.
AT recent meeting of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty TO Ami
mails" the Whip-poor-will was refused
admittance to membership.
A MAN who was told by a clergyman
to remember Lots wife, replied that he
had trouble enough with his own with
out remembering other mems wives. s'
A CANADIAN editor announced that
"he had keen rapier to prick all fools
and knaves.n1 His contemporary over
the way said he hoped his friends would
take it from him, for he might commit
suicide. aA .h.l aH% 'ai .
A FASHIONABLE mothers advice to a
newly married daughter : "Do not get
in the habit Of taking your husband
with you to evening parties. Nothing
is SO stupid as husband at party, no
so everlastlingly in the way"
THOSE who have supposed that the
South Sea Inlanders are devoid of mod
esty are altogether wrong. In the win
ter the natives are neatly dressed in q
Jacket and pantaloons Of blue paint,
fastened in front with buttons OF black
ink. .s:
A CORRESPONDENT of Baltimore paper
wants to know why marriages and death
notices should be paid ior? For the
best of reasons, one is an advertisement
of copartnership, and the other is a
notice of dissolution. Business is busi
ness. rrs.e.; as ...
A CONNECTICUT paper tells the story OF
a new boy in one of the Sunday Schools.
The precocious youth was asked who J.
made the beautiful hills about them, rn
and remarked that he did not know, as
his parents only moved in town the day
before. lt ai Gliasfu s4Ss trdi ell
A PUBLISHER lately gave notice that
he intended to spend fifty dollars for
" new head" for his paper. The next
day one of his subscribers dropped him
the following note Z" Don't do tibet
ter keep the money and buy new head
for the editor.n 3 13hai.sa ~.
ia THE scratched face of ain elderly citi
zen, who has young, handsome and
rather vain wife, is accounted for as fol-
lows +" My DEAR" said she, people say
/ walk like an Andalusian. Do you
think so2' "sAll but the AM" was
the brutal reply, whereupon she went
for him. w a---gf -ggeg.wsr rrgt
A PAPER gives the following directions
for using its new patent hen pills; ~
From one to ten boxesof pills is a dose .
for yeung fowls. The best way to give
the remedy is to tickle the chicken 81
under the wings until it laughs, when
the medicine can be shot down its throat
with musket or horse-pistol." he7@
A pEsERrER from the United States
army having been hanging around
Windsor, Ont, for raonth past, sharp
citizen of that town thought he would
get him over TO Detroit and make $25..
He spent So for drinks, oysters and
cigars, got him most to the ferry-boat,
and then the soldier gave him black
eye and meandered off.