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The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14


Every drop Of the S.tRSAPAEILLiXN RE-
SOLVENT communicates through the Dlot1,
sweat. Urine. and other fluids and Juices Of the
system the vigor life. for it repairs the wastes
Of the body with new and sound material
Scrofula. Syphilis, Consumption. Glandulsr dIs-
case. Ulcers in the throat, Mouth. Tumors, Sodes
in the GLANDS and other parts of the system, Soes
Eyes. StrumorOuS discharges from the Eara. and
the worst forms Of Skin disersea, Erupdons. Fs-
yer Sores. Scsid Head, Ring Worm. Salt Rheu.n.
Erysipelas. Acre. Black Spots. Worn1srinr the
Flesh. rumors. Cancers IN the Womb. and all
weakening and painful discharges. Night SWeats,
Loss Of Sperm ard all wastes Of the life prinoi-
pie. are within the curative range ofthis vonder
of Modern Chemistry. and q few days, use Kli
prove to any pcr.on using 1t for either OF these
forms Of disease its potent power to cure ttsdm.-
1tthe patient, daily becoming reduced BY tie
wastes aud decomposition that Is continually
progressing. succeeds in arTcsting thcse~ KastoS.
ard repairs The sumo with new material made
from healthy blood-and this the SAKSAPA-
fARlLLiAN will aud does secure-a oure -
certain: for when once this remedy commences
it, work Of puriflcafion. and succeeds In cifAia-
Thing the loss OF wastes its repairs will be zsp-
id, nnd every day the patient viii feel hifnseiH
growing better and stronger. the food diseea1F
better. appetite Imnroviug, and d.sh and weight
increasing. .',;' ! I/S
Not oufy does the SARsAPARIIL1An RxsoI-
vKNT excel allknOwn remedial agents in the salo
of Chronic. Scrofaloas. Constitutional, ana Ski1
diteases; but il is the only positive cure for
KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS,
Urinary, and Womb diseases, Gravel, Diabsess,
Dropsy. Stoppase OF Water, Incontinensc Of
Urine. Bright's Disease, Albuminur.a. and ia-a1I
cases where there are brick-dust deposits. or tAs
water is thick. cloudy. mixed with substances
like the white Of an egg, or threads like 1htso
silk. or tilcre is morbid dark, bilious appe9r-
ance. and white bone-dus: deposits. and when
there is pricking. burning sensation wheu past
ing water. and pain in the Small OF the Back and
alOu. the IoiuS
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14
DR.. Railways -
PERFECT PUnNATEVE PELLS

perfectly tss'c!ess elegantly coated with ,rert
gum. purge. reGu:ufe. purify, cleanse, asd
r'cnythcn. Eudway', rils. for tl,e cure OF Iii
disorders Of the Stomach. Liver, Bowels. Kie-
ncys. Bladder. Nervous Disea,os. Iieadaehs,
Constipation, Costivcness. Indigestion, Dyspe@-
sia, Bi.ionsnrss. Bilious Fever, Inflammation, Of
the Bowel. Piles, and all Derangcmen.s of shs
Internal Niscern. Warranted to efect po,it!ys
cure. Purely Vegetable. cont ming no moron1y.
minerals. Or dcleteriouS drugs. g
U Observe the following symptoms resr!tfHs
from Disorders ttre Digestive Organs: 80
Constipation, Inward Piles. Fullness, of. the
Blood in the Head: Acidi,y OF the Stomash.
Ssusea. Heartburn. Disgust Of Food, Fullness or
Weight in the St"r,ach. Sour Eructtions, Sink
ing or Fiutterng at the Pit OF the Stomnah.
Swimming CT tie Head, Hurried and D.nouH
Breathing. =, -
nw doses OF HADWAY'S PILLS win free
the system from all the above named disorder.
Price. 25 ccuts per Box. SOLD By DRUG
GlSrS.
READ '.FtL>E AND TRUE" Send one
lettcr-s'amp to RADWAY & co, No 81 Maid
en- Lane. New York. Information worth thous-
ands will be sent you. July S, H-iy.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14

FOUND UNDER THE PILLOW OF A DEAD SOL
DtER IS HOSPITAL NEAR PoKr ROYAL,
S. G.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14
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VERSES

HANo Go
FOUND UNDER THE PILLOW OF DEAD SOL
DiER IN HOSPITAL NEAR PoKT ROYAL
S. c.
/ lay he down to sleep
With !:ttic thought or care
NheihrT n. waking fad me
Hete or there.
A bowing, burdc.ed head,
That only asks TO rest
=. % Cnquestionins upon
j loving breast
Ny good -i:h, i1and lorgcts
It's wonsed cunning now;
To make the weary march
know not how.
an not eager, hold,
Nor strong: all shat is past
- am ready not 10 10
49, At last, 1T last
" Ny h IF la " wnr!; is done,
=. And this is al my part;
- | gire patient God
=. Ny patient heart:
And grasp his banner still,
Though al! is llnc be dim;
These stripes 10 less than stars
Lead after Him,
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14
HEALTH! BEAUTY!

STRONG AND PURE RICH BLoOD-I1-
CREASE OF FLESH AND. WEIGHE-
CLEAR SKIN AND BEAUfIF CON
pLENION SECURED 70 ALL.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14
DR.. RAILWAYS
SARSbpAR|L LIAM RES0tHNT

HAS MADE TIIE MOST ASTONISHING
CURES: SO QUICK. so RAI'lD ARE THE
CHANGES THE BODY UNDERE0ES,
UNDER THE INFLUENCE CT THIS TRT-
LY WONDERFUL MEDICINE, THAT
Every Day an Increase In FLESH and
Weight is Seen and Felt.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1872-02-14

r. r. r. e.
RADWAT'S READY RELIEF
CURES THE WORST PAINS: .a....s
IN FIoM CINE TO TWENTY MGEIRa.
NOT ONE HOUR 80
after reading this advertisement need any eRs
SUFFER With PAIN
RADWAi'S READY RELIEF "A CERE
FOR EVERY PAIN. - - -
twas the tirst and Is
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY y
allays Infamnaations. and cures Congestion.
whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Bowels, Of osnsf
gland. or organs. BY one application: -. =
e IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES.
no matter how violent or exerueiating ne PAN
the RHECMAi1C, Bed-ridden. 1nfrn, CrHnlea.
Nervous: Neuralgia, or Frustrated with disease
D"' Railways READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS:
NATURALIZATION OF TIE BOWELS
CONGESTION. .0F THE EEEGS.
SORE THROAT. DIFFICULT BREATHING.
PALpITATIO\ OFETFE HEARI.
HfsTEElcs' cAoTr p!PraERiA bra 7aAi ,rszt ! =
NEUHALGaA:R A:REEUMATIsH
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS.
The application of the Ready Re'iefto the pa;t
or parts where the pain or difficulty exit wnl A.
ford ease aud comfort.
Twenty drops in halfa tumbler Of wster w1i
in a. Jew moments enIe tGRAMPSs SPASMS.
SOUR STOMACH. HEARTBURN. S1Ck
HEADACHE. DlARRHEA, DiSENTER1, I,
C0LIC: WIND II THE BOWELS, and al IN
TERNAL PAINS. .-.
Travellers should always carry bottle OF Rad
ways Ready Relief with them, A few drops IN
water will prevent sickness or pains rom change
of water. 1t is better than French BRANDY OF
Bitters as stimulant.
FEVER ARD AGUE 81
FEVER -fND AGUE cured for hfy 6ens1-
There Is not q remedial agent IN this world. enAs
will cure Fever and Aeue, and al cthsf, AAio-
rious, Bilious. Scarlet Typhoid. yellow, and osaee
Fsvers iaided by RADWAY'S PILLS. 20 estse
as RAILWAYS READY RELIEF. iRifSy1snts
per bottle.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

What glorious world this would be
if its inhabitants could say, with Shak-
speare's shepherd, "Sir, am true labor
er, earn what wear, owe no man hate,
envy no man happiness, glad with other
mems good, content with my farm"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

THE undersigned has on his wharf three hun
l. dred tons of the above superior COAL guaran-
teed to be the very best in the market for domes-
tic use. 1t is absolutely free from slate, clinker
and other impurities, and will give the most
perfect satisfaction. He has selected this coal
in preference to all Others, on account of its SUI
perior qualities, and can furnish it all the re-
quired sizes.
G.. BAKER,
au9-tm1 Lapidum, Hartford county, Md,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
u e ticaI.
OVER THE RIVER.

Over the river they beckon to me
Loved ones who've crossed to the farther side;
The CLEAN of their snowy robes / see
But their voices are drowned in the rushing
tide.
There's one with ringlets of sunny gold,
And eyes, the reflection of heavens own blue ;
lie crossed in the twilight, grey and cold
And the pale mist hid him from mortal view.
We saw not the angels that met him there;
The gates Of the city We could not see;
Over the river, over the river
My brother stands ready to welcome me.
Over the river the boatman pale,
Carried another-the household pet:
Her brown curls waved in the gentle gale
Darling Minnie! see her yet.
She crossed on her bosom her dimpled hands,
And tearlessy entered the phantom bark;
We watched it glide from the silver sands,
And all our sunshine grew strangely dark
We know she is safe on the further side,
Where all the ransomcd angels be;
Over the river, the mystic river,
My chidhood's idol is waiting for me.
For none return from the quiet shores,
Who cross with the boatman cold and pale;
We hear the dip of the golden oars,
And catch CLEAN of the snowy sail
And !o they have passed from our yearning
hearts;
Thay cross the stream and are gone for aye,
We may not sunder the veil apart,
That hides from our vision the gates of day.
We only know that their banks no more,
May sail with us DER life's stormy sea
Yet somewhere, | know, on the unseen shore,
They watch, and beckon and wait for me.
And | sit and think when the sunsets gold
Is flushing river, hill and shore,
| shall one day stand by the water cold,
And list for the sound of the boatman's oar.
| shall watch for the CLEAN Of the tapping sail,
shall hear the boat as it gains the strand,
| shall pass from the sight ofthe boatman pale,
To the better shore of the spirit land.
| shall know the loved who have gone before,
And joyfully sweet will the meeting be-
When over the river, the peaceful river;
The Angel of Death shall carry me.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
Agricultural and Other Implements.
Wheeler, Melick & Co.'S
Endless Chain and Lever POWER,
THRESHER e SHAKER
Combined ThrGSlGr and Winn0WGr.

EXCELSIOR an WALKERS HAY FORK
TOOTH RAKES and EMBREE GRAIN CRADLES
without
Power MILLS, either o
MOWERS and MOWERS and REAPERS Combined.
Glover Hules Feed Cutters of all kinds Flows,
Blanchard Chums
furnished on application short notice at Manu-
Orders mailor letters
A. j. MICHENER 4 CO.,
AUTHORIZED AGENTS cosra, Cecil County, Nd
Jerusalem Mills Hartford county, Nd
M. COOK, Chenille, :" " Sinh
J. DAY, York county, Pa ~ Ne>"
NJ. Darlington, Md.
Prospect P. 0,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
Harvesting Horses Correctly.

When harnessed correctly, a strong horse
is powerful animal but by any imper-
feet adjustment of the gearing many strong
teams are shorn of half their strength, and
many are often worried more by an i'm,
proper fit of the harness, or by decidedly
bad attachment to the vehicle they are
drawing, than by all the service they per-
form. But few teamsters have been taught
how to harness horse correctly, and few
err still have learned, that there is right
way and a wrong way to hitch team to
a carriage When harness is taken from
a shop, every part should be adjusted to
fit the horse that is to wear it.
The back-band should be let out or
buckled up, until it may be neither too
long nor too short, when the animal is
drawing load. Many good horse has
had large sore made on his back, simply
because the back band of the harness was
buckled up too tight.
The breeching should be adjusted prop
erly, so that the horse will not seem like q
man in boys coat, nor like colt wear
ing the harness of full-grown horse
The collar should fit neatly to the ami
mails neck as an easy pair Of shoes set on
ones feet. The collar should never be so
long that man can thrust his arm easily
between the neck of the animal and the
lower end of the collar. Many horses
especially old ones-when thin in flesh, re-
quire collars so small that they cannot be
put over the heads of the horses that wear
them. 1t is Of eminent Importance that
the proprietors of teams should see to such
minor points and provide collars that are
open at the top or bottom. Every horse
should have his own collar and harness, as
much as every man his own boots and coat.
The lines are are often adjusted in such
a manner, that the heads of both horses are
hauled away from each other so fur, that
the team cannot travel easily. At other
times their heads are drawn too far in
ward toward each other. The lines should
be adjusted so that the heads may be held
just as far apart as the length Of the double
whiflletree
When a team is attached to carriage
or lumber-wagon, the breast straps, stay
chains orneck-yoke should be so adjusted
that the pole or tongue cannet strike eth
er horse. The tongue is often allowed to
have SO much play, that it whangs the
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

COOKING WITHOUT FIRE.-Thcre is q
place in Oregon called the Smoky Valley,
where the people have curious way of
cooking. They do not have the trouble of
making fire every morning when they
wish to get breakfast. They just walk out
with their kettles, coffee-pot and what
ever else they need, and cook them at the
boiling spring. The water seems great
deal hotter than the common boiling wa
ter, and all they need to do is to hang their
kettles in it tor short time, and their food
is nicely cooked. They are able even to
bake in it. The bread is put into tight
saucepan, and lowered into the boiling
fluid for an hour or two, and then drawn
up most exquisitely baked, with but thin
rim Of the crust over it. Meat is cooked
here, and beans, which are the miners
great luxury. 1t takes but a minute to cook
eggs, or to make pot of coffee or tea; but
if there should be a "slip between the cup
and the lip" food would be gone beyond
recovery.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
Josh Billings Insures His Life.

kun few the conclusion lately that life
was so unsartin that the only way for me
to stand fair chance with other folks was
to have my life insured, and so called on
the agent ofthe Garden City Life Insurance
Company, and answ cred the following
questions which were put to me over pair
of goald specs by slick, little, fat, old fell
ler, with little round head.
l. Are you male or femail? If so how
long have you been SOP
2. Are you subject to fits, and if so, do
you have more than one at time2
B. What is your precise titeing weight
4. Did you ever have any ancestors, and
ifso, how much
5. What is your legal opinion of the con-
stitutionality of the 10 commandments
6. Do you have mite mare2
Z. Are you married and live single, or
are you bachelor ?
8. Do you beleaf in futur state Ifyou
do state it.
8. What are your private sentiments
about rush of rates to the head-can'tit
be did successfully
III. Have you ever committed suicide
If so, how does it affect you2
II. Did you ever have the meezles2 Ifso
how many?
After answering the above questions like
a man, on the confirmative, the slick, little,
fat, old Teller, with goald specs on, ecd
was insured for life, and would probably
remain so trim of years. 1 thanked him
and smiled one of my most pensive smiles
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
VARIETIES.

"A tailor, while travelling on the North
ern Lakes, was asked by Yankee where
he lived, what his business was, &C., to
which he replied, "that he lived at Toledo,
and that his profession was sitting on the
smooth side of poverty"
-"Do you mean to say" said a travel
Ter to Missouri sheriff, "that man was
shot here yesterday because he was caught
in the act of carrying off a rope 2" EYES,"
quietly answered the sheriff, ''but there was
O horse at the end of the rope.n
What a glorious world this would be
if its inhabitants could say, with Shak-
speare's shepherd, "Sir, am true labor
err, earn what | wear, owe no man hate,
envy no man happiness, glad with other
mems good, content with my farm"
A grocer being solicited to contribute
to the building of a new church, promptly
subscribed his name to the paper in the
following eccentric manner: John Jones,
(the only place in town where you can get
II pounds of good sugar for a dollar .25
cents.
A New York farmer laughed when his
prudent wife advised him not to smoke on
load of hay. He footed it home that
night, with his hair singed, most of his
garments prey to the devouring elements,
and the iron work of the wagon in pota-
toe sack. And then his wife laughed.
Lord Dundonald was censured by
lady for never going to church, not even
when he went to the country. Another la
DIV pleaded, in extenuation of his lord
ships offence, that though he never went
to church himself, he was very careful al
ways to send his two negro servants.
"That's all very WE'LL" was the rejoinder,
"but two blacks III never make white"
"A Physician having visited sick la
DIV during storm, she expressed concern
at his having come so far in such bad
weather. "Oh, madam, have another pa
tient in this neighborhood, and by that
means, you know, l kill two birds with
one stone"
Doctor" replied the lady, you are too
good shot for me-" and dispensed with
his further attendance.
"A Detroit man who has contributed
bundle of cast-off clothing for the relief of
the victims of the Minnesota fire, received
from one of the sufferers the following note:
"The committy man give amongst other
things, wat he called pair of pants, and
t'wood make me pant to wear 'em. found
your name and where you live in one of
the pockets My wife LATED so when l
shode 'em to her that thought she would
have conipshun fit. She wants to know
if there lives and breathes man who has
legs no bigger than that. She said if there
was, he ought to be taken up for having
no visible means of support. couldn't
get them on my oldest boy, so used 'em
for gun cases. If you have another pair to
spare, my wife wood like to get 'em to hang
up by the side of the Fireplace to keep the
iire-tongs in"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

TAKING IT EAsY.-Hodge was queer
duck; and in his own way made every
thing subject of rejoicing. His son Ben
came in one day and said "Father. that
old black sheep has got two lambs" "Good
said the old man." "that's the most profit
able sheep on the farm" "But one on 'em's
dead" returned Ben. "I'm glad ont"
says the farmer, "it'll be better for the old
sheep" "But 'tother's dead too" says Ben.
$50 much the BETTER" rejoins Hodge, SHELL
make grand piece of mutton in the fall"
eyes but the old sleeps dead too, exclaims
Ben. dead dead, what, the old sheep
dead !" cries Hodge, "that's good, darn
her, she was always an ugly old scamp"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

-"Do you mean to say" said travel
Ter to Missouri sheriff, "that man was
shot here yesterday because he was caught
in the act of carrying off rope 2" EYES,"
quietly answered the sheriff, "but there was
q horse at the end of the rope"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

arms or shoulders of the team with terri
BILE force, when the vehicle is being drawn
over rough ways The neck-yoke, straps
or tongue-chains should be drawn up so
as to elevate the tongue between the shoul.
ders, where the lateral jerking or thrust
ing will be received by the gearing on the
necks Of the animals, rather than against
the unprotected arms Or shoulders Of the
teams. b. Ladd.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
1.-THE BEST"
Keller PatGntGrain, Seed, & FGrtiliZing
DRILL.


TIIS Drill is universally acknowledged to be the best
obtained the first premium at the Maryland State Agri
cultural Fair for 1870 and 1871 and at other State Fairs
where brought in competition with other drills. The
following few of the leading points of superiority
In point of operation it has SUPERIOR will drill
all kinds of Grain Seed and Fertilizers in any desired
quantity TO the and works with the regular
ty on either rough or smooth land Stumps, stones,
roots and other obstacles of the kind do interfere
with its working arrangement 1t is the hest in prin
cpe OF construction the best in material the in
hnish and the best in simplicity and durability 1t is
easily managed the whole work of the machine is
brought directly under the eye of the operator In short
1t meets the requrments of the farmer in every partcn.
lar Grain, Seed and Ferzing Drill
Combined Corer Thresher, Huler and Cleaner with or
auittout Elevator.
For rapidity of hauling, ease of management and du
rabity, this machine is unsurpassed We have fatter
ing certificates of its work for the past season.
Thrashers and Cleaners Carey, Peon and other Horse
Powers. llckok, Hutchinson, Samson and Clipper CT
der aud Wine Mills and Presses.
% These Mills and Presses we'll and favOrably known
throughout the country and their reputation is fully
established wherever they have been used.
Cucumber Wood Pumps,
Celebrated for of eTectua working
The wood OF which they made is remarkable for its
fine, close grain and the tenacy of its FIBRE which pre-
vents it from cracking by exposure to the and frost
This Pump inparts no taste to the water.
Guano, Bone Dust, Plaster and Fertilizers. Clover,
Timothy, Orchard, Kentucky Blue, Herb and other
Field Grass Seeds. Turnip Rutabaga and all kinds of
Garden Seeds.
Straw and Fodder Cutters of most approved pat terms
Corn Shelters, Churns Dexter Washer and Wringer,
Pioneer Stump Fuller, Pows Plow Castings. Harrows,
Cultivators and Farming and Agricultural Implements
Of every description.
As-Send for Descriptive Circulars.
GRIFFITH, BAKER, g. BRYAN,
au30 Al and 43 N Paca ST., Baltimore Md
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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06
The BestCOalin the Market.

Baltimore COmpany's Black Diamond
COAL!
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

"A tailor, while travelling on the North
ern Lakes, was asked by Yankee where
he lived, what his business was, &C., to
which he replied, "that he lived at Toledo,
and that his profession was sitting on the
smooth side of poyertyn
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1872-09-06

VIDWIN II. WEBSTER,
IL ATTORNEY AT La W,
Office CORTLAND ST., opposite Masonic Hall, Bel Air, Nd
Having resumed practice offer my professional SER
vices to the public with assurance that all business
trusted shall have prompt and faithful attention