The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1872-08-06

NV this most exasperatin and sole weariu
class for ten days. My he'd whirls e7
tho he'd bin sea-sicL for q week.
Imagine me standin at the bar at Bar.
NUNS hotel, a takin a soul.soothin nip
NV my favorit bcvridge, whiskey straight,
with my white hat haugin gracefully on
my left ear, a dreamin peacefully NV that
comm day when Greeley shcl be safe in
the chair, and | shel hav my commission
onct more hangin agn the wall NV the
post offs at the corners. Imagine ones
being reused from rcverie SO delishus
by a loud mouthed cuss slappn you on
the back and shoutn, Jones. my boy,
take suthin." On sich occasions | aluz
answer to the name of Jones, aud respond
with alacrity, Thank yoo-don't care eff
| do" And then to hev this fellow ex-
ultingly exclaim, "What a God.send
Greeley is to us am from Georgia. |
wcz in the rebel army, and wuz compell-
ed after the var to join with my neigh.
bors to restrain the lawless violence NV
the inlooriated Africans aud northerners.
We wuz opprest with military by the ty-
rant Grant, but now, thank Heaven, there
shel be no interference with US The
CRATE and good Horris sympathises with
US. hev it from his committee in Moo
York. Won't you take suthin
Then five minits after imagin me sa-
looted by Maine Demokrat with suthin
like this "Wat blessing is Greeley !
With Greeley we shcl hev reform and
peace. Under Greeley ther will be law
liSness on the part Of no ex-rebels ; the
ku-Klux will be put down by the power
Nv the military, and the nisgers will be
protekted in their rites. know this
will be DONE fur hev it from his com
mittee. Won't you take suihin ?"
Four minits and half another man
comes up: "Penusyvania holds out her
hands for Greedy. The vigorous old pro-
tectionlst-the man which hcz fought the
battle NV Ameriken labor agn furriu
pauper labor, kin allLs command the
voice Of Pennsylvania goes for Greeley
aud protection There will be 10 more
lowerin Nv tariff under Honest Old Pig
lroe llorrs | hev it from his commit
tee Take suthin ?"
La about seven miuits (beGore | he'd an.
other driuk fairly DOWN an Ilinoy man
came boundin up. "Rlh for Greeley ="
he yelled. "Rah for Hnnest Old Hor.
rus With the great Ilorri5 at the head
NV aifIirs, the bloated aristocratic manu-
features Nv Pennsylvania and Moo Eng
lane will sing small. With the CRATE
aud good agricutooral and editorial wood
chpoper Nv the Triboon, there will be no
more oppression NV the farmers NV the
West with tariffs and sich. | hev it
from his committee. VIII you take suth-
in"
In ten minits afterwards, afore that
drink had gone to that bourne from which
no traveller returns, ceptn once when |
he'd taken dozen too many and wuz sick
at my stummick, which wuz in my yoth-
tul days, up came a man howln for
"Greeley and speeshy payments" wich
he said he got from Grceler's committee,
and tolcrin him wuz another wich howled
tor Greeley land greenbacks, wich he
swore he got from Greeley's committee
There wuz one man proudly sportin a
Grehley and repudia,hen badge, another
with Greeley and payment of the debt in
gold. aud every one NV them wuz jubilant
at the prospect Of heyin his ideas carried
out, for evry one nv EN- Scd he he'd full
aud positive ashooraaccs from his COM
mitee,
spect | shel hev to take the stump
this fail fer Greeley | do it gladly
without eny ashooranccs from his COM
mittee, fur Nv coarse he'll hev to care
for his supporters, and bein cared for is
just my principle business But | shell
try to con6ne myself to one section. Eff
the nashnel committee take me over much
territory, | want to know exactly wat
that territory is, and shell make map Nv
1t, and shell rite on the margin NV each
section precisely wat the leading interest
Nv its inhabitants is, and to wat pertiker-
Ter policy it will be- necessary to pledge
the CRATE and good llorris. The note
will run thus:
Pennsylvany-IIigh tariff on coal and
iron and sich protecshen strong danger
NV importations drain NV gold to pay
for furrin manufactures. Wood you hev
our hornyhanded laborers redoost to the
,evel Nv pauper labor? Never
lIliuoy-Broai fields NV wheat, corn
and cattle on a thousand hills ; agricutur
our material persuit. Wood you tax the
sweat Nv the honest farmer Nv Illnoy to
build up the purse-proud aristocratic
manufactures of Pen,ylvany p Never !!
Moo England-Tariif on cotton goods;
protockshen to the niggers in the South {;
and the eXecoo>hen Nv the laws, even if
military hez to be yoosed.
South Karoliny--Free trade allrz. In
lee>tricks wher thcr is nobody but plant.
ers, on military rule wher niggers
predomindte and are responsible, military
IN protect them from the infamous Ku.
Klux.
And SO on. Even with such prepara.
ton it will be close and judgmaticl work.
but kin do it. Besides, them patriots
wich expect to be postmasters and sich,
will alluz be on hand to post me, so that
| can't make any serious mistakes.
What beautiful thing it would be to
be Republican, and hev the same thing
TO talk in all parts NV the country.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
(Wich wuz Postmaster.)
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