The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1872-07-18
KASBY.

Mr. Easby in BaItImOre-The nix
How He Proposes 70 Stump the
Country.
BARNUM's HOTEL, /
BALTIMORE, July s, 1872. ]
lam, ez q matter Of course, q dele
gate to the Baltimore cOnvenshun,
Srfere I am to proudly east my vote
6or the fsyorite nv the Democracy,
Horace Greeley, the wOOd-chopper Of
CbappaQua. do not feel in 3 per
ffkeierlV strong aRd healthy mood
on fbe CONTRARY, am in 8 condishen
so dazed and beWildered, that hard
ly know where I am.
came here a Greeley man. am
n leader Nv the people-a Democratic
leader Nv the peOple-and consekent-
IvkevnIt but one prineiple-Pcst Ohis.
Convince me that q candidate Is
sound on that question, and, In the
words nv tine poet s-fs F9rr
= 1sEz he fs rnfne And ] an hfzzsn,
wa IN I Hauf besidesh
show me two candidates, one Nv
vvieh Is sounder than tOther on the
question nv Post Ofiis, and / am for
that sounder one, first, last and all the
time. Nothin kin shake me in this.
Rut II Amt 80 with all men. Tnere
IA a great mass who see suthin In poll
tfks beside post ofiiis, men which hev
net hobbi=s, wich they ride vehement
" and increasingly, and Who verify
6loeye In EN-. I heY been invervieW-
ed By dozens nv this most exaspiratin
and, sole-Eearin elas fcr ten daVs.
Nv head Yhirls e. tho Ihed Din sea
sick for q week. sE#af W ~
Ina5Ine me a standin al the bar at
Barnun's Hotel, takin q sOul-sOOth-
10 nip Nv nay favrit bevridge, whisky
stxate, with my white hat hangin
gracefully on left ear, q dreamin
peacefully Nv that comm day when
Greeley shel be safe in the Chair, and
] shel heY my commishen Onct more
haHgin agih the wall Nv the Post
once at the Corners. Imajine ones
bein reused from q reYery 30 deiishus
By loud mouthed cuss slappin Fou
on the back and shoutin nJones nv
boy,-tske suthin." On sich occs-
si0ns alluz ansez 20 the name NV
Jones, and respond with alacrity,
'eThank Foo--dou't gkesrf 81 ] do.D
exultinly, "What 8 god-send Greeley
ls for rs J am from Georgia. ] wuz In
the rebel army and wuz compelled
after the war 70 join with my neigh
bors to restrain the lawless violence
Nv the infgoriated niggere and north
ernefg. We Wuz opprest Eith nili-
tary b tise tyrant Grant, but now
thank Heaven there shel be no inter-
ference with Us. I hev It from his
Committee In Moo York. Take suth-
inn
Then i've minutes after insiine me
salQoted bya Afoi1e I11oSrdf with
sutl1l1 IKE Hls s7fat bIsin g
GreeleSi WIZ Greelsy We slel hev
reform and peece. Under Greeley
ther viii be iawlssness on the part
Nv no ex-rebels; the Kp.KIux viii be
put dov1 By the pOFer of the MILF
tary, and the negroes win be protect
ed in their rites. know this will be
done, for IheU It from his committee. |
Take suthin.n
-Four miEits and 4 half after auOth- 1
er man cones NJ 'sPennGyiVauiia |
holds cEt both bef hands for Gfeele ey
The vigorous old Protectionist-sh |
mali wich bez fought the battle NV
Ameriken- labor agil fuErin pauper
labor, kiu, all1z Command the voieeaG /
Pennsylv She goes for Greeley and |
Protection : There will be no loWerin |
Nv tariffs under Honest Old Pig Iron
Horris ~ Lhsg e from his e sittee!
Take suthiE ata
In about sevin minits lbefore he'd |
another drink fsirly down, an nIlnoy
man came boomin up. '"Rah for /
Greeley!D he yelled. SRah for Hon.
est Old HoEris WITH the grsaf Hor.
ris ct tie head nv Affair. the bloated /
arisEerstie manufaktere nv Penn
sylva1Y and Moo England VIII sing
small. With the great and good 1
agricultoOral and editorial WoOd-chop.
per Nv the zTst00a. there will be ne
more oppT ion ny the Rrmans "
the West with taf1lls and sich. I heU
It from his cOn1nlsttee. Take suthin.H
In ten minits afterward, afore that
drink bed gone to bhzt bbnrue f.em
Wich 30 drinks returns, ceptin once
when / he'd taken q dozen too many
and wuz sick at my stumick, wiehl
wuz In my youthful days, up came a
mRn howIin fer 9Greeler ndaDeesIIsV
iel1io1 be sed he lg5s jyo7il !.
Grceley's committee, and foilerin him y
Wuz another wich howled for "Gree-
ley and Greenbacks," /" wich he swore
he got from GTseLeg's coDln1ittee.
There wuz one man proudly spotrin
q Greeley and repudiashen badge,
another With 67asiegr and paYmeLt
Nv the deft go 81 d servo, 4
EN- WIZ 81 he rfos ~
heviE llls ideAs carried out, for every :
one Nv EN- sed that he he'd full and
positive ashoorsnces from his COM !
mittee.
spect shel hev to take the stump
this fall, for Greeley. / do it gladly
Without eny ashOorences from his !
for nv course he'll hev to
are for his supporters, and bein cared
or Is jist now my principle biZnis. !
But l-shel try to confne myself To-
)ne seckshuns = Ef the Neslinei COM : :
nittee take ms over much territory,
want TO know exRckly wat that ter :
atory Is, and shall make 3 map NV il,
md shel write on the margin nv each {
icction precisely wat the leadin inter
st Nv its inhabitants is, and to wat !
'ertikeler policy it viii be nessary to
sledge the great and good HpHriss Z
The notes VIII rnh thus:
PEEEsYLyAE1A.-High tariff on Z
'oal and iron and sieh. Protection :
trong-danger nv mportations--drain
" gold to pay for furren manGfalS.
ures-Wood 700 hev our horny-hand-
d laborers redOost to the level Of pau
,er lsborf Neverl
ILLINOY.-Broad fields Nv wheat,
orn, and cattle on E thousand hills. a
Agricultur our naterRl pursoct. Wood n
ou tax the swest nv the honest far p
ner Nv llliDoy to build up the purse h
roud arist0eE4tis manufacttfsr Nv =
'ennsylva1g2 n evsfl FHIh
MOO ENshAND.-Iarif on cotton n
Oods and proteckshen 20 the negro h
. the South, and the excooshen av a,
be laws even II military hez to be ol
oosed. y
6oUTH KaRO1zrEY. Free tadeaIluz. i
q deeS lipks Ehele there s nobO6dy 3.
at plauErs re militant Font uhere =
iggers precoili nate and ase rsasonl Il.
0ly, litafg 70 protest. e11 rom the -
Ku-Klux. y,
And so on. Even with sich prepar- N
shun 1t will be close aud judgmatical N
'Ork, but kin do IL. Besides, them \,
Rtriots wich expect to be PostmasUers sf
nd sieh, viii alluz be Oh hand e post ~
le, SO that ] cant make any sefloas 10
Iistakes.
What beautiful thing 1t wood be A.
be Republican, and hey the same
aag to talk In all parts Nv the cOun- hc
PEraonEum SAsBs " e
witch wuz Postmastef.) II
has thU Democrats Rxpect or Gree gr
ley.