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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
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FIN ANCgAE.

INVESTMENT, SECURITIES,
jay COOKE Sc Co., are now selling, and recent
mend as profitable and safe investment for all
classes, the First Mortgage 7-30 Gold Bonds Of
the Northern Pacific Railroad Company, bearing
Seven and Three-Tenths per cent. gold interest
(more than per cent. currency, and secured by
FIRST and only mortgage on the entire Road and
equipments. and on more than $4,000 Acres of
Land to every mile of track or 500 Acres fLahd'
to each 81 600 Bond. The highest cnrrent price
will be paid for U. S. Five-Twenties, and all 9TH
err marketable securities received in exchange.
Pamphlets, maps and full information. as well as
the bonds thernselv will be furnished on appii
cation by JAY COOKE & Co., Philadelphia. New.
York and Washington, and by naost Banks and
Bankers throughout the country.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
All the Year r. ound.

.rsF
And in all parts Of the world the elements Of disease
are present. in the air the soil and the late in
greater or less degree and therefore the Greet Vge
table Antdote to these invisible enemies of health
HoStetters Stomach BitteTs. is invaluable house,
hold medicine at all and in every latitude At
no period Of the year is regulating and cerrectivel
medicine more needed than toward the close of win
ter when the SUI and rain are beginning up
the winter blockade and from the soften soil arises
that terrible miasma. which weighs like an incubus
upon the vital machinery and depresses the animal
spirits 1t is then that the seeds of Intermittent and
remittept fevers of rheHmati and rheumatic gout
of obstinate stomach complaints, of disorders of the
liver and bowels and awole host Of pulmonary ana
nervous Complaints are sowp. fya IA M Tiaa ~ 81
The best the surest way TO prevent this disastrous
seeding is to invgorate and refresh the system with al
course of the Bitters. If this precaution be taken
nosc there will be danger of the 1niasatic germs
,takiagroot in the fluids and tissues of the body and,
bringing forth terrible fruit in the spring Now the
time for prevention Remernbes thatvigoris the ony
safeguard against the virus of disease and that Hs
letters Biters is the purest the Safest the most
erful nd perfectnyi gorant administered either
as protective medicine or a remedy. change OF
season approaches which almost always proves more
or less disastrous 10 persons OF weak, nervous or
ganizaton. Brace up at with the leading Ionlc
of the age. Purge from the blood all morbid matter
strengthen the nerves and regulate ana purify the
secretions with the Vegetable Eixlr which combines
the uces of the finest medicinal roots, herbs and
barks, with the most wholesome OF all dlHuslVe |
GtimulantS,
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

Garden Culture Of Potatoqs,77Probably
the best mode Of preparing q bed for
early potatoes m the. garden, is by
spadjng as deeply as possible, and BY
loosening the sub-soil with strong dig
ging fork. The manure may be spread
on the surface ana forked in.~s Rows
may be marked out twenty-seven inches
apart, and the seed dropped twelve
inches apart in the row, and covered
three inches deep, LAS the,sprouts ap
pear above the surface they should be
lightly covered with the hoe to protect
them from early frost. Earthing up is
necessary in such sorts as have pro-
pensity to come above the surface, as
the Early Rose, .s
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

DEAD OR DYlNG-Where the hair is 'IIn-
naturally Try you may besure that it is dying; and
rtiicia yvitalized. twill soon be- as dead
leaves in November. Feed The whitening fbers and
simulate the torpid scalp with LYONS KATHAIRoN,
and the evil which must otherwise culminate in
badness. will be spesd " remedied. 1t is absolutely
necessary for the Health of the brain. that it be Kept
moderately moist with apreparation capable of nepE
ishing and invigorating It. LYONS KATHAIR0N fl1-
fills these conditions sand3 is the only article that
actually puts meic life into The capillary ta6es throueh
which the. natural nourishment has ceased to pass
This pure ana harmless vegetable preparation is alb
sorbed by the skin of the head the roots efhe hair
and passes Into the laments by the force of capillary
attraction Com. e -. ~ p. aatH1.. =. -
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

The ADVERTISERS. GAZETTE, a hook Of
over 100 pages, sent by mail toaany address
for Is cents Published by Geo. p Dwell
See, Advertising Agents, No: Al Park Row,
New York. The Washington Cd. CO. Stand
ard says: cit puts the, advertiser on the
track Of saving money BY ljudfciods outlay,
beginners, may find profit in perusing.."-
i C6ni.ia g!ETY3il @d lire bus ,ns9'asTi' 9c'
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
IT IS claimed 1that the use Of g1ycerine
will prevent pitting from small pox. . u

! -CHAPrED HANDS, face, rough skin,
pimples,' rim s+worfn, salt-rheum, and other
cutaneous affections, cured and the skim
made, soft and smooth, by using the. JUMPER,
TAR Soar, made by CAswEIL, HAZARD & Co,
New York. 1t is more CONVENE lent and easily
applied than, other remedies, avoiding the
trouble of the greasy compounds now in
use--T Com. ~ Il g1.tt3j .siIug vJU guas.H
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
Ex-Congressman Stokes Convicted of
Perjury.

Ex-Cengresgmap Stokes, Of Tennessee,
was on Tuesday convicted in the Crimi-
nal Court at Washington, for receiving
money for prosecuting claims, which.
were also fraudulent against sthegds3
eminent, White he was a member Of
Congress. Stronger, one of his con-
federates, turned States evidence, and
submitted enough Of Stokes's letters to
him (Stromeyer) to, SECURE. his oonvic-
ton. The case Appeared to be as full
Of fraud, bribery and perjury as charged
last fall in the newspapers, and Stokes's
bQasting5sapp eal from theSMtters 70 the
courts has been properly answered. The
bogus company for which Stokes got
bounties was exposed in the evidence,
and considerable merriment was caused
by the description by its captain ofsthe
formation %of his company, he Stating
that he formed it and commissioned
himself captain, that there was one
wooded7legeed seldieg ips it, with a boy
whoTan serrands, ETC. /. &
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
lE-N 0E-N1 J
IT SAVED NV L.EFE.'i
words of a ReIiabIe DRUGGIST.

6IQH IIilg 8EH p9uIsoetf bfleR7T01N 80
MARINE, CRY. MICH, July 2Sth, 1870.
J. N. HARRIS a CO.. DEAR SIRs The Aliens Euiig
Balsam has arrived. wouldnot like to be without it,
for ]; hes sayed my life. =. took a. bad cold and
cough. and, 1na1 teensufnp ton was seated upon
was in very bad tate tried everything that was
accommodated. ana spent great deal of money. and
got no Eeln had Aliens Lung Bslsam for sale but
it without knowing more. about it.. 4 bad not sodla
bottle, When yoiirRgent called upon me told him
could not sell a medicine Lknew nothing about He
urged me to try tnyself I didso, and to my graf
full surprise. the first bottle stopped my cough. and
before the third bottle taken my lungs healed
and WE'LL and IL can now speak knowingly to my
friends an customers of the goqd qualities of Aliens
Lung Balsam III remain yours respectfully, y
L. C.,C0TTRELL..
Bs-I is har nless to the most delieate child - o.
GA.It contains opium in any form.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

Z, WE noticed in one of our exchanges.
this week the statement of Dea..J ohm Hodg-i
kins, of South Jefferson, Me-; whose son was
cured.of incipient con sumption by the use
of Jola'eSoT's Aaodyne Liniaaeaat. We refer to,
this at this ytimeaas tending to corroboratei
the statement wesnrade last week ia relation
to this L INN as applied to consumption
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

e sH .t44 a #a aer r. 80
"A New ROAD TO HEALTH has been de
veloped by DR.J. Walker, of Califor-
MIA. 1t cuts right through all the old
fallacies of the faculty. 50 His famous
CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERs are work
ing wonders i The formula Of this ines
Unable Vegetable Medicine excludes
alcohol, mineral poisons and dangerous
narcotics. 1t is a tonic of the purest
character. with cathartic anti-bilious,
and general regulating properties. Com
posed of vegetable spfod ddts gathered
On the Sierra Nevada, and other parts
of California, it is a medicine ssa gsPeriS,
without rival, as a remedy for dys-
pepsia and all bilious and nervous dis.
orders Com. .. y - - ssregasq lea
! IF. Congress had employed as much
scientific Skill in the arrangement gifts
q Reconstruction Policy at the close as the
War Department. did in the beginning of
the war, in arranging for the manufacture
of what was called Sheridan's CaUGlry Con-
ditson Poaoder,s for the use of the Cavalry
horses no doubt the Union wouldGh aveebeen
long Exchange --.s ~. 's, ,.s "a
I THE thermometer has not fallen be-
low rs nor risen above 81 this winter at
San Francisco.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
REPRESENTATIVES.

The advertiser, having been permanently cured of
that dread disease; Consumption, by simple remedy
means of cure To all WHO desire he will send
COPY of the prescpti used m(free of chaFge) with
the direcf ions for preparing and using the same
which they will find, asURE CURE FOR GoNsGMPTIoN
ASTHMA, 3 R0NCHITTs. &c. ~ - e.
Parties wishing the prescription will please address
( TF7%{F3EE N Rev EDWARD A.sWIESON,@ e.
264 South Third,st-eet Williamsnurgh, N. Y.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
VERIFY IT Hath mo ~ EQUAL
CONsUM ET1vEs READ

Would you cure that distressing Cough. and bring
back that healthy yigor till lately planted in your
eheeksG If youwould do not delay, for you are
aware it will betoo late sh .....-., S.. at.e7ssls
Aliens Lung Balsam is your hope; it has been tried
by thousands such you, who have been cured many
in their gratitude have Dent their names to flat
suffering humanity can read their evidence and be
lures you cannot afford il. hut thy atonce this invaiu
able aftcle it can be found in any Drng Store and at
most general stores 1t warranted to break up the
most troublesome Cough in few:bours if notaof too
long standing 1t is Warranted to give entire salts
faction in all casesof hung and Throat difficulties
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
I az 8B8E va ? 1875
G. CAUTION /!

Foo SAFE BrAGRBENEa& BUTTON, II Bosa-
WORTH & SONS, and DOHMEN. SC AIIDT.& co.
&. EDSALL Chicago; n OYES. BROS, & CUTLER,
Saint Paul; RICHARDSON & co. and COLLINS
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
Bronchitis.

ffis Is an 1ff4 Oil or ii ffaffafnat48n
of the bronchial tubes which carry the
air we breathe into the lungs. 1t arises
from cold settledin the throat, from
Catarrh extending to these parts, from
scrofulous affections, and from. g severe
use Of the voice. The airritation, from
this latter cause. commences IN til e
largrar and,g1otis, which are the organs of
the voice, and, extending do9nwards,
produces hoafseness,a coughing, and
spittinga mucous rIatter,3' sometimes
mixed with blood. r is chiefly dan
gerous from its, tendency to spreachinto
the lungs. and terminate ii consump-
ton. It is in the cure ofsseEere and
obstinate cases of this disease that DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery has
achieved unparalleled success; and won
the loudest. praise. from all who have
used it, 1t is sold by all respectable
DFugglsVS' -. -. -. he io'ocs ff
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

"A FARMER named Uriah 5Durbin. was
killedaat aDecaturJ Ind, a few days. since,
by the bursting Of a. fy.wheel ina saw.
ullll. ~Es 1885, aeass-sss
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

r. = 8N f4&@ Fstl@ III VI
CoLuMBus disc vered America. but it has been found
that the only onl economical Shoes for children are
the celebrated SILYRR.TIPPED-never wear out at
the toesand are worth two pairs without Tips b
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

The japanese Island Of Yesso is to be
connected by a submarine, telegraph
with the capital of the empire. ''ss aal /.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

You will always hear men who know
what to eat, and how to dine, calling for
the Halford Table Sauce at all the best
hotels.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

Interfering HOrses.-A correspondent
asks. how a horse should be shod
that interferes. We have succeed
ed by having the inside of the shoe
made much heavier than the outside,
thus causing the inside of the foot to
swing lower than the outside. We have
found this effectual in every case within
our experience. -Moore's Rural New
VnrL er '"''A 81. t-'Ff
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
MISS SAWYER.S SALvE.

1fNVANNNs's y HTTMRsNNhEglt As'''s
sssE gsz5Yga
HERE You have sake "a sSySE A,
IL healing properties, with, no dangerous moved.
lent. A remedy at hand for Che many pains and
aches, wounds and bruises tolwhich fiesh is heir.
Is more easily applied than ,niany bther remedies
producing bad effect, but always relieTine
Tits prepared by Hiss Sanger who has used
Ia her own excessive treatment of the sic'-, for
nearly twenty years witt greatsuccesS6 ~
om n are, tfa5Saf,ss, Rst,gatiss,s RiiS,
Fereq. Sores, Fe5ons Iinsples, EsySipelas,.
Eyes, Bar6erS III llsczasss, Boils, Ring 'rormS,
Coyps, Bites of Insects, Cancers, Ioothaehe, Ear
Rch Scald He'd s7eetktng, lChappeds Ran6S
Scpids, Cuts, Bruises, eroap, Cracked Lips, and
S9 r ne on C9 fs g ,AN uroperv
applied. Rub it onawelh with eshandsthree times
adag In several cases it has eured palsed limb,
Tor Piles il has been discovered to be sure rem
eay ens reeJ .aI bv nyS psg 'T T5r
sipetas it works wonders, allaymg theipfanrnatior
and quoting the patient. For Chopped Tl1titdS ie
produces cure Immediately. Let those with SAT-
they will find it inyaluable 1t Is good in cases o
SeinIatIa and 7SAlors. Cancers have beoG Edtes
Breast and Sore Nipples. NoMay injurioue ,abuf
sure to afford relief Sore or Weak Eyes Rub 10
on the lids gently, once Or twice dan Cures deaf
ness For ~ ms n "a 5pT5n nown
and Scdjds, apply The salvo at once and IL gives
immediate relief For old Sores, apply once
Not among the least Of the nvaluafio properties
of Miss SAwYER's SALvE are its beneficial effects
S all sae Darts epSS a Of a s
prevents it turning gray, and on bald spots it pro-Y
daces anew growth Of hair. Nolady should be-
cosmetic for the toilet 1t eradicates dandruG ad
disease from the head, and blotches and piInples
from the face.
We, the undersigned, havebe acquainted with
Miss Sawyer for many years, and believe her to be
sSd sF saee ana s1 saS 9aS
pleasure in saying, bis the best general medicine
we have ever used: 49, 80
Rev Z. r. Cutter, John r Berry, = ~ ''N'N M
Rev. g6seph Kailoch, Mrs. Charles snSI%gsE 40
S'5;y ssf u.s.
VIM Wilson and wife, Sci. Jacob Shaw and wife, A.
z Z" S Spear }qh N $, ,, Goss and Wife
Geo W Kimbal Jr Mayor W q Fiesdnd ind E VIE rv
Joseph 0 fa ana peS ne SG,s0f R SRa %
G. II. NIaard, - 5sNs wife. ~ sta'S III III
EphTaim Barrett. il o.JS Qonqnt PostmasteS o
Hon BSpee - @ E9f kimbSi P aSdi ~"
Francis 6oDb, william i MchdOn I Vac ss
s,r,i ,, ,,, 70 THE ,4FFLIcTED, 81 g. 's,s
Ifyour Druggist is out of the salve and peglees9
to keep supplied, send seventy five cents as drecte
below, and receive a box by return mail.
u CHI -g4sXtEa a "a
Put up in Large Boxes Gat. l5o Rents cacl
(neary three times large as the box represented
ahove)@ Prepared by MISS G. SAsNEY EB, aIi ~
put up by L. NJ ROBBINS, Wholesale
and Retail Druggist, Rock1and, Me
A Trial Box sent free bymail on receipt of seventy
five cents, by L. NJ ROBBINS, Rockland, Me.
THIS VALUABLE SALVE IS SOLD 81
ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINES. .-y
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
TaHYBisht Hon John 4: Evsl31 Dsnnjssoh,
late Sneaker of thesHouse Of Connrlons, !. is.

gazetted as Viscount Ossington. He ap-
peared in the House of Lords on Tuesday
evening, and the'oath having been admin
sistered he took his seat as a Peer. Minis.
ter Jay, of Austria, arrived at Rome on
Tuesday to meet Gen. Sherman, both of
whom were, presented to Victor Enlm anuel,
who gave them cordial reception. The
Franco German Postal Convention has been
Signed by the respective governments who
are parties thereto.....It is, rumored that-an
interview between the Car and Emperor of
HBrazilf has been ARRANGED to takeyplace at
Nice. kilograms fronsBom bay Announce
that the assassination of the Earl of Mayo
causes an intense excitement in India In
Calcutta and Bombay, the murder was the
universal theme of conversation. All bust
-pess was suspendedsa... The Spanish govern
~fnent invites tenders for the constr ction
and laying of telegraph cable between
Spain and the Canaries, to be extended to
.the-Sp aaish pessessiens in America ...:as Disc
patches lrona Teherana Estate thab5h fsraine
IN Persia centah aes#with unabatedazury
Many persons are dying daily.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

A UNIVERSAL REMEDY.-"Br o,o,,'s Bror-
Fechessazfsv-xGe Observation-Disclosures
Bronchial Affections. stand first in rub,
licgfa eersansa lcunfdepee, .hisresuit Is
been acduifed by a test Of many years.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

ABRAHAM LINCOLN said. =" n ever swap horses while
crossing streamr This saying losesa all its force il
YOU have on pair Of CABLE SCREW WIRE made
Baots ana Shoes, as they never laak.p-.-s-sa-au.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
Farm and Garden

-s=7 Hoe 70 Feed BSeS.-Edta DUNLAP, II he
Chicago Tribune .sayss Experience I'M
sthis,as mother thingsyis an advan fagei
to theq bee keeper,f enabling kirns VIC.
economic labortf5At the same time the
life Of the bee family must notbbe sacri-
feed by a mistaken disposal of your
time. TO feed a large quantity, allow
ing much time to elapse between the
feelings, is not good economy, as when
this is done the bees store awaysthe food
that we give them, and it does not keep.
so well1 as honey, and must he fresh,
therefore should be-given them daily.
This should be done for the same reason
that good farmers deal out the hay TO
their cattle. instead of giving the lani-
mails the privilege of gong to the stack
and helping themselves The manner
/ of serving the food to the bees is asub-
.ject of some Importance. The honey
board is usually used for the dining
table, and the provisions are sometimes
placed in the cells of pieces. of honey
com B, and the bees are given access to
this by. leaving q small opening in the
honey board, which will allow them to
enter in single file. Small dishes, like
'eup-plates, are sometimes used for hold
ing the liquid. In this case, tiny sticks,
or straw, should be dropped in to be
used as floats by, the bees. .l .6. l.lts>
= Preserving lNeats.-A correspondent of
the New York independent says The
best recipe we have ever tried for pre-
serving beef and hamsais eight pounds
of salt, four pounds of sugar, and two
ounces of saltpetre for every hundred
pounds"of meat This will keep meat
from December far into the next sum.
mer. If it is desired to only keep it
through the winter, six pounds of salt,
or even less, are sufficient. The old
mode was to make brine, and pickle
the meat in it; but this extracts the
mode is to pulverize the salt, sugar and
saltpetre, thoroughly miz them, ard rub
the meat with the mixture, and then
paels-itadoWn4 closely inuthe- haIrel.a.As
lean beef is seyenty5five. per cent. water,
the salt will generally make brine
enough. with this water to cover the.
meat: If, after ten days or q fortnight,
the meat is not covered, a little water
naay be added without damage, as the,
surface of the meat is by this time SO
contracted that the juices of the meat
will not be further expelled unless the
sajit is in excess If exposed to the air, Z
al4rI not rubbed occasionally with the
above mixture, fungus (mold) a,loWer
organism, is apt to grow, and hasten the
decomposition Of the meat. We use
I the same proportions and amount Of
salt, sugar and saltpetre for both hams
and beef. '- ----~-----"------"~'--'-----~-
Z Eo+orfa.:,,o EJomoooR gl.gor,os,oo,odo,,+
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

The City Council of ottumwa, iowa,
balloted l12 times. for a. clerk the other
night, and then gave it up. a.s,s l.sss i
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
ass ssssva&. 49, ssia7se'J bic ss...v5 s,>l -.
CzoPR2!!w!!EElL.LIgG

=. ryYMEaH. All Dsg1ly,,..lo.,t. Hmm.
dFed Page Pamphlet, containing blss o. 4Scg
kevspa pers and estimates she wing the COST OF =
Using, also amangy useful hints TO adYertissbs
some account of the experieR ces OF hfris arm
known as ,is essfNI yAdver ~ Sdyert
Using Agency,
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23

Hand, near Winona, Mimi, were burned
about o'clock on Tuesday morning, Three
children lost their lives in the flames. $500.
The steamer Nashville sunk All Cincinnati on
tuesday, injured by the ice. She was heavily
loaded with groceries and furniture, valued
at $l75, OOO......K yan's marine elevator, at
Milwaukee, Wis, was burned on Tuesday.
Loss $4,000. Partially insured 49,. Thomas
Connel who was to have been hung at jeff
erson City, Mo-, on the 18th, has been res
prieved by Coy. Brown, until April as, to
afford an opportunity to examine his me tai
condition, it having been asserted that he
was insapa
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1872-02-23
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IS.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-02-09

merged her, and came out ofthe water,
he asked her how she felt In mind.
Her answer was: ''all hunkey, only q
little wet.n - - fhH q
The local editor of the Paducah Ken
tackiaa lately attended n party, and
according to his own words, saw moth
ing towards the close of the evening
but ia beautiful billowy ocean of foam
ing skirts, which in their virgin and
uncontamainated purity, rolled and
pulled and surgcd In the gas-lit air."
WE are informed that Mrs. Duniway,
In private conversations while In this
city, gave the newspaper editors of AL
bany ''particular fits" because they
don't speak of her with sufficient rev.
ercnce. Well now, ~ she has made
herself n public character, by travel
ing about over the country as n poiiti-
cal stump orator, we certainly hope
that she will at least permit us to speak
ofother women who engage In the same
pursuit US growing hens or cackling
ROSTERS, or something ofthat sort.
Why do chickens have no future
e~xistcncep Because they have their
necks twirled in this.
4 Mr.. Tease recently married n
Mrs. Cross. We suppose he toased
her until she promised not to be
cross any more.
We have heard Of n new way they
have of getting up n surprise party
in n certain village i'll this county.
A young gentleman receives m anon
ymous note stating that u surprise
party will be at his house on certain
evening. He spruces himself upand
prepares for it. No body comes.
He Is surprised. Almost anybody
would be.