The Lincoln County herald., 1872-05-30
THE HERALD.
TROY, MO-. NAV 80, 1872.
Locals and Personals BY Josh Billings

house on 5th avcnew.
The lovely Bridget Mcclure (uee
chsmbermaid) will be brought tew the
altar. sum tine this scuzon, by the bril-.
liant Dennis OTOole.
Professor Norris baz just returned
from the north pole, and reports the size ,
ov the peie tee BE- one foot 10 diameter
at the base, aud 94 feet hi. Ho also
brought back with him a pair ov web
footed duks.
The Miss Simphonys,, ov Providence,
are oo.a visit tew the Miss Sisbads, ov
Lexington sssncw--lovely creatures all
ov them.
Mocking birds tongues on toast will
be on the bills ov fare, this summer, at
the Kontinentsi Hotel, Long Branch.
Tho Rev. Mandy Pamby asked for a
Thousand dollar hoist in his salary, or
dismissal. The kongregashuu voted
unaniuus to let him went. (Bully for
the kongregashun) .... /
Mrs. Ulrich Nikodemus has changed
the hour of her reseI shuus ftom haff past
2oslok Z: e; e.. o. s.S. Wednesdays. to guar:
minutes. Exchange papers will pleazo
copy.
Obadiah Buukum sold hiz hameltonion
pup Jerry, last week, tew Richards, the
Jews harp solo, for 80 thousand dollars
rcserving the collar. This IL spoken ov
az so mu,ch ov dekline in prices az tew
shake the pup market tew its center.
1t il sed (but not offishuD that MIR.
and Mrs. Punchinello will not visit the
White Mountains this summer. Their
dau,er, Betsy punchinello, IL said tew be
affi.nced tow the Baron Won Chaulk, and
tho family will eu'er sekIushuu on this
account.
Dick Blister was arrested yesterday bi
officer Pinkerton, for trying tew pass o
counterfeit omnibus on SO cent driver
ov the 90 street line ov stages.
Paul Burdock advcrtizes fo- Il lost
poodle ov the Sancho Panza breed, and
offers 40 dollars "for his uncerem'nious
return" ("Unceremouious returt' is
kussid good
Rum and tanzy, popular gargle hun
dred years ago, IL being revived among
the hi toned cirkles. One man in Nu
Jersey has drove all the musketoze Oph
from q thousand ukers Of land, aud
planted the whole ov the land with run
aud tauzy, in antisipashun ov the sharp
rally ia biters that may be looked tor.
Jaw Bone Bill, a celebrated brave o1
the Ninsumpoop tribe Of injuns, on tn,
June Bug river, Californy, waz lately
bit apart hi grizzly bear. Jaw Bon'
died pretty soon utter the Occashun, bu
the bear lived in create agony for 4 daze
when death put an sud to hiz sufferugs.
Miss Rosa Peachblow, ov Madison
avencw, seq she iz not affianced tew I
prominent Wall street broker, and viii
Civ S dollars or thereabouts tew find ou
who started the fancy scotch. CITY pa
per pleaz copy)
g. W. Carleton, the publisher, vii
soon issue book for Josh Billings, en-
titled Eggs ov Comfort, Laid by th'
Hen Consoashun." (This iz a kusset
10 sich thing. b.
The cirkulashun ov the New Yorl
Weekly haz already reached three hun.
dred Thousand, and still is singing tha
same Old tune, Excelsior"
The lovely McFlzzles (twins) ov "snol
place" will hav klam bake, sum time
this seazon, at their sea side place
"Goose Nook" to which the Van Dood
les are invited. (Doubtful.)
Mr.. William plerpont, ov Goshen
Orange county, haz sucking colt, ov th
Hanblctonian breed, which lately fol
lowed the mare one mile around the tract
in 2 ninuits and 23 seckonds. on trot
This 10 ssd tsw bs 8 seckonds the bes
mlde yet by emmy sucker.
Report SEE that he stsunch widow
Augeline Breach, nee Brown, nee Jones
nee Beckwith, nee Smith, nee McPher
son, nee Miss Angeline Spraker-5 time
. widder will soon lead tew the alta
Walter Rouudout, Esq. (Good.by
Walter.)
o. dit, that Dick Manchester haz qui
the cork minstrel Dizziness, and iz star
ring it lsgi.imatsly 1t Sing Sing on .
years engagement.
On ditto, that the peanut krop o
North Ksrolina IL a failure, and tha
starvation must follsr.
On d,ttimss, that George Washington
Vinegar will spend SUN time this year q
the 9Th sysnle hotel.
Nu Jersey wants tew be admitted int
the Union.
1t iz stated that it kosts l3 hundre
dollars to civilize one injun, and then tn
injuu amt worth but $50 dollars. Los
on each jun to the government i
money, about ! thousand dollars; bu
the moral results are sed tew be heavy
Let the good work 20 on,)
Mrs. William Hoboksn haz ha
her Clarence nuly painted. The nu colo
IL chestnut sorrel the old color va
dapple grey,
We are authorized tew state that Mr.,
Alauthus haz just returned from tn
state ov Injunauny in full bloom, havin
resided thars one year, according te
Law, aud iz now reddy tcw receive propo
sails.
A writer in Blackwood magazine est
mates "that tbare haint been over 25