The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-09-12

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a Connecticut fisherman one day
baiied be book With a live frog Amer
patiently waiting some time for bite, ~
Ia ei,aited with friend be found that
Bic lively bail had swan ashore, sud was
quietly sitting on . rock b. Bis slIe. he
sound or bis Inc and went home.
Three little boys were dispugmg a. to
whose father said the shortest grace. My
father says, lord We thank Thee for these
provisions Secondhand mine says
Father. bless this food to rs. Third boy
~, but mines tie best Of all He
Stoves BE plate ~ 70 mamma aud says,
Darn ye, iill up.
-Ono-syed Winston, was, (and prob
abiy Is now q negro preacher in Virginia
and has ideas Of theology and human VA
turo were oaen very original, as the fol-
lowing ancedote may prove. A gentle
man thus acc0stod the old preacher one
Sunday.
Winston, ! understand you believe
every woman has seven devils Now
how can you prove II,
Vel, sab, did you ebber read in de
Bible how De seben debbls were cast out
Ct Mary Magadaleneg
on, yes; I've read that,
Did you ebber hear Of 'em bein' cast
ont Of any odder woman, sab!
No, never did.
Well, den all dc odders got 'em yet.
During the class meeting held sever
al years since BY the Methodist brethren
Of o Southern village, Brother Jones went
among the oolored portion Of the congre-
gallon. Finding there an old man noto-
rions for his eadeayor to serve God on
the sabbath aud Satan the rest Of the
week, he said
No, no Broudder Jones; no turkeys.
Nor any chickens, Brother Dix2
No, no, Brudder Jones no chickens.
Thank the Lord, Brother Dick, OATS
doing well, my brothorl saidl Brother
Jones, leaving Brother Dick, who i'm.
medaicly relieved his over-burdened
conscience by saying to near neighbor,
with an immense sight oflelief;
III he'd a said ducks, he'd q had me
"A correspondent tells rs that links
got married the other night, and how il
happened links is a clerk in a store for
the sale Of laces aud things One day a
yonng and pretty customer rendered to
him, IN exchange lor some lace, a much
worn and patched fifty cent stamp. links
looked al 1t obviously. 1t was agains
the rules 10 take such. His face was SO
grave and his manner so hesitating, that
toe pretty face said, in the sweetest OF
tones, Would you like better half
We'll, stammcred Jinks, his heart IN bis
mouth, aud his face crimson, | wouldn't
object, provided, miss, the-lhe-right
person would accept me. The pretty
face blnshed too; but three months later
the twain became one flesh as above sta.
ted.
Some years ago there lived in the
town Of B-u, in southern Vermont
Mr. IL, merchant who had con
siderable influence over the majority Of
voters IN the town of G-----, and think,
Ing to use his influence to increase biz
business he proposed to the citizens o
c., that they nominate Mr.. A.
for their next representative to the lcgis
i7inr; tho advice vas considered good
Mr was nominated aud elected
aud according to The merchants planning
iew day- before the setting OF the lcgis
lalure, Mr. A. called on Mr, Il
e. purchase a new suit Of clothes that b.
might make a good appearance 81 Mont
pcllcr The merchants influence hal
worked 70 tbs advantage; Mr. A.
election had made sale for suit Of hi
best clothes The next year Mr.. H.
advised the citizens OF c. not t
send Mr. A. a second time but 4
uomiuatc Mr. B., this advice wa
considered good Is Il c,nc from worth!
II and b. was nominated an,
elected, and a. the merchant expected,
few days before leaving for Montpelier
u called 70 purchase new suit c
clothes, that be might make as good al
appearance Al the State house as A.
had made the previous year; and 20 !
continued for three 81 iour sUececdin.
terms, u advised new canddat,
and every autuun had the pleasure o
aiiing said representatives with suit o
Ats takf .si0h.eE but ose wear H