Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1872-07-04
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--Bayonets are driven, but bullets are lead
| "A perverted text for Brigham Young
No man can serve God and Mormon.
| Somebody defines mock turtle, as kissin,
before company and fighting afterwards.
A. T. STEWART thinks that he will retire
| Let him look out now that he ID In earnest
| Saying that cost Colfax- something t'l
The Danbury Neus says that when a couple
ofyoung people strongly devoted to each Other
commenceto eat onions 1t is safeto pronounce
them engaged. '..........
.-Anexchange says that t'Jean Ingelow il
drinking in the skies Of Italy" We would
like to know how she got there, and what she
nnds to drink ~. fita4 ri $50 ri E s4s
"A letter remains.in the Reno, Cal, post.
Office, addressed to t'The meanest girl in Re
no.: 1t will probably be some time before II
will be called for. '1"h @
The world uses $50 ooo, 900 pounds Of tae
each year, and 71S, ,00O, 600 pounds of coffee.
China furnishes nearly all the tea, and Brazil
over one-half of the coffee. +, iny, ls,s,l
ARcHBIsHop MANNING, of London, has for
hidden the employment of female vocalists in
Roman Catholic Churches under his jurisdic-
ton, after September next.''E 8!t' 7ff sts
ui THE Continental Hotel at Long Branch has
been sold for $3.50, 600 cash, which is one
third. its value, to Mr.. Bennett, for the Le-
lands. 1t win open on June 18TH.
Tom O'Connor, an unassuming Irishman
Is said to be the largest cattle owner in Texas
He does not know exactly how many he has,
but the total will not vary much from go, ,00O
THE following was speech by success
ful competitor for the prize of foot race:
Gentlemen, have won this cup by the use
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of my legs by the use of this cup.'' ~
s4--Prof. James G. Watson, of Ann Arbor,
Mich, writes to the Journal of Science that
he discovered a new planet, on the night of
April 4th, in the constellation Virgo. The
planet shines like star of the eleventh mag
nitude.
HERR RULow, the pianist, is to perform
here in Autumn All musical critics are
hereby warned against saying, ssman wants
but little Herr Bulow, nor wants that little
long, the joke being strictly private prop
erty.--Ne,o York World.
CAPTAIN MILES SrANDIsH Is to have mon
uiient in Duxbary q tower Of granite hum
dred feet high and thirty feet In circumfer-
ence at the base. of rough, broken granite;
the whole to be surmounted by colossal sta
tue of the Captain himself, 4.
-Dr. Kane, the artic explorer, recorded
the very striking and suggestive fact that
snow, at a temperature of forty degrees below
zero. F.. loses much of its anti-fractional
quality. He found it, nearly as difficult TO
draw sleds upon such snow as upon sand.
I'm sorry" observed the clergyman, In a
sympathizing tone, 'Mrs. Durt has heavy
burden to bear. ''Yes, she does; that's a
fact, = acquiesced the old farmere ..She's laid
there fiat ON her back this seven years. Seems
sometimes as eff should git altogether worn
not / do wish she would get wellI- or suthin.' =
"A NEW edition of his Rob Roy on, tie Ba,t!c
gives MIR. Magregor an opportunity of stating
that the lectures he has delivered regarding
his several canoe-cruises have produced nearly
$33, goo, which has been paid over in full to
churches, schools, hospitals and societies;
and further, that all the expenses of these
cruises were amply covered by the sale of
their clogs" sg# 'a.a h ..l
THE oyster beds near Elizabethport are
yielding old Spanish dollars, and there is
danger that the fishermen will neglect their
legitimate calling, to probe for the scattered
treasures of Captain Kidd. An old coin col
lector has given his opinion that the dollars
thus far gathered were made in Peru prior to
1902, which strengthens the faith of the oys-
termen that they are on the track of the old
pirates strong box.
BIsHoP AMEs introduced, at the Methodist
General Conference in BROOKLYN. Father
Boehm, the Oldest Methodist minister on
the continent, who delivered brief address.
DR.. Boehm is in his 9th year. He attended
the General Conferences of 1900, 1903, and
1912, and many others since He travelled
with Bishops Asbury, the first Methodist
Episcopal Church Superintendent in America,
and Coke and Whatcoate.
THE Empress of Austria is consumptiye,
the Empress of Russia suffers from gout and
dropsy of the heart, the Empress of Germany
is a victim to rheumatism, the Queen of Hol-
land is subject to frequent fits of hysteria,
the Queen of Portugal is confirmed invalid,
the Queen of Denmark is deaf, and the Prin-
cess of Wales is suffering from stiff knee,
which makes her very lame. Where are the
men of medical science?
If We believe the stories, the medical re-
ceipts of the "British Housewife" were not
disregarded in the Prince of Wales illness.
The ''hop pillow" is said to have been the
only thing that gave him sleep; and, when
death seemed imminent, butcher stood in
an adjoining room with lamb, ready at a
moments notice to slay l., that the warm and
reeking skin might swathe the Princes ex-
tremities, should they have shown signs of
death GOODNESS.
. We learn from late Irish papers that the
emigration from that country 10 America this
year will greatly exceed that of any preced-
Ing year. Whole districts Of fertile country
are becoming depopulated. and although
wages have been raised in some places TO
nearly equal the rates in this country, that
action seems to have no effect. The country
now contains only about half the number of
Inhabitants that IL did twenty-five years ago.