The Republican journal., 1872-07-18
Pills, Potions and Punqencles.

| French marquis riding ont one d1N
| when he pissed an Old priest riding along CON
| tentedly on Il donkey. "iia hat" exclaimed
| the marquis. chow goes the good father.
| Ion h"r1ebrk, my som, replied the pl lest.
NLAP-rRAP AND CANT. Invalid reader, il
| You are unWise enough To put Yourself outside
! oi any of the Hlofh f0H}cS guaranteed TO con
tain ''nn !hu-tv" ~tirnuI,nt,. 500 ,vilt intvin-
| bly, come 10 grief ASK Your physician If any
| liquid preparation, destitute of stimulating
| properties. is worthy of the name of a tome
| He Will tell you no. Shun all such nausenns
ratrhpennies. PLANTATION BITTEEs, the most
| wholesome nVlgorant in the world, owes the
| rlpidity with which ii relieves the di>or,leredl
stomach and the shattered nerves 10 the .ltlti>-
| i've agent which conveys its medicinal ngrt,li-
| ent~ TO the seat of the complaint. That agent
| IS the SPIRIT of the sugar cane, the most nutrl-
| tIots and agreeable OF all the varieties Of aro-
| hol. The medicinal ingredients of the BitlerS
valuable AS they are, would be compar:l Nciv
| useless without this di>tribntiVe basis They
! would ferment and sour. Beware, H. v"ll hope
| for health of the horrible compounds Of refuse
| drugs in state OF fermentation W hirh humbgS
| are endeavoring TO toist upon the public ~
medicines.
farmer saw an advertised recipe to prevent
wells and cistrrn> from freezing, IIe sent his
money, and received the answer. Take i'll
| your well or cistern on cold nights, and keep it
| 10y the fire."
| fsNHtilSlloh ana ltStnefal ION follow the eX-
| cesS1ve Use OF the Senses, without due in1erya ais
/ of resi- for repair. In order To maintain the
| Wonted energy, the force expended. whether of
| body or mind must be restored When the
| expenditure of brain matter and other nervous
| elements is continued by oVerwork TN. early
| extinction of life itself may be looked for rs the
| result of such degeneration. The ingredients
| composing Fellows Compound Syrup Of Hv-
| pophoSpheS. are such constitute healthy
| blood, establish sound nerves and senses. and
l i,at,tlt ,,,.1,
| ton. but IN most eases restore such as is lost
| A lad in Hartford, whose fifth birthday oc-
cui red last week, asked his parents if the school
would keep on that day, adding, ''they didn't
| on Washlngton's BIRTHDAYS
The safest method Of electuallv getting rid
of kidney. bladder and glanduar diseases ,li:,-
betes, gravel, mental and physical debility and
complaints incidental to the weaker sex is
SMoLANDER's BUCHU. 1t tones and gently
stimulates the entire nervous system. and pos
| Uifety cures all maladies of the urino gent al
| organs of either sex.
An unsuccessful politician says that the most
| difficult vacancies for him to- fill are the vacau-
| cies in his own t;tmily's stomachs.
Renne's pain-killing Magic Oil is lust The
| article TO keep i'm the house to relieve any kind
OF pam, to cure a cold Group or Sore throat
or chohc pains. cramps, and lamenesS of any
| KIND. Try it, reader, and you won't be with
| out 1t to use in your family. s. A. Howes 4
Co. wholesale agents,
A California obituary: ''The deceased was :
| talented man of Il romantic nature. He placed
| the butt of his gun in the fire while he LOOKED
| down the muzzle, and departed hence spon-
| taneOu>ly."
Pover,y is bad. but the worst kind of povert,
is poverty of the blood This makes man ''pnol
| indeed" for it takes away his strength, courage
| and energy; but enrich the blood with its vital
| element, IRON, by taking the Peruvian Syrup
| Ga protoXide of from, and you will feel rich ant
las good as anybody" Try it.
The word love in the Indian language, i,
| observation-disclosures" How nicely il
| would sound whispered softly in a ady's ear
81 chemlendamourtchwage you"
IF you feel dull, drowsy, debltated, have
| frequent headache, mouth tastes badly, pool
appetite and tongue coated, You are sntlerins
| from Torpid Liver or ''Biliousness," and no TIN
| ing will cure you so speedily and permanent
as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
GOO
| VEGETINE is now ackno wedged bv our bes
| physicians to he the only sure and safe remedy
for all diseases arising from impure blood sllcl
| az scrOfilla and scrofulOus humols
For female complaints. in young or old, mar
ried or single, from the advent of womanhoot
TO the changes of life, DuponGo's Golden PILL
are without equal.
The following strong certificate as to tn,
curative OF Miss Sawyer's Salve, we clip from
the Patten Voice.
REWARD OF MERIT. We are happy TO LAY
before our readers the following cure effecte,
by the use of Miss Sawyer's Salve.
Mr.; Sllas Bryant, of Sherman, has been af
nlcled for years with what the doctors pro
nounced Il scrofiious cancer lie consulted ,h
most sklllftIl physicians in vain, and was final
induced to try Mss ,Sa,oyer's .Saloe and nov
after using the fourth box, he is entirely cured
and enjoys perfect health. tf5O
| BUTCHERS LIGHTNING FLY-KILLER sweep
them OFT and clears the house spee,lily-Try it,
Sold by dealers rywhere-4w5O.
CAUTION. Parties purchasing "WHrrE'
SPECIALITY FOR DYSPEPSIA" expecting 10 fin
it Il beverage containing alcohal like the vii
"Bitters" advertised. (Which only aggravate tn
disease, and bring on others) will he disappoin
ed. 1t is a MEDICINE carefully compounded OF
scientific principles taken in teaspoonful doses
1 and has proved to be the only CURE for the di,
ease ever brought forward For sale by all drug
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