Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1872-06-26

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"Blarst the suffrage question: ex-
claimed the eleven with one voice, ave
shel hev no trouble with that"
1.-THE tariff"
"D--n the tariff" shreeked the sturdy
eleven, "there cant possibly be any diff
ference Nv opinyun about the tariff. nor
about Nashne banks, Civil Scrvis, Rev
enoo or anything else. We shell agree on
all NV that. Pass it,"
Thank Heaven" thot, ''they see the
necessity of success and are tractable.
There aiut nOthin else that can make
trouble"
They all yawned turribly. There wuz
an anxious silence of perhaps a minute,
wich Mr.. Peters, (Dem.l, finally busted.
1--WE want to know" said he, "who
shell we nominate for Sheriff."
Mr.. Jones lib. Rep.) sed, with much
warmth and feelin, that hiz trends he'd
urged him tew accept thut plase. and he
he'd, after much soissitashun conseutid to
take it.
Mr.. Peterz remarkt in a sarcastik tone
that Mr.. Jones he'd bin, eff We Good take
his word for it, solissited by biz trends Nv
the Republican party to take that posishen
for ten yeers, but ez bis trends wuz COM
posed principally NV hizself, hiz father,
one son and brother-in-law, he had
never took it very much, He would see
coalishen in Tofet alore he wood consent
to see it made the vehicle for carryin
plaid out Ablishnists. "I'll never consent, "
sed Mr.. Peterz excitedly, "to see the
best offs in the country filled by rotten,
decayed renegade. | want that offs my
slef."
Immejitly Mr.. Jones and Mr.. Petera
were settlIn their personal differences on
the floor, in the manner for which Suthern
Inieany is celebrated.
Mr.. Thomson Glib, Rep.) sed the ma
JIG word "Auditor" lmmejitly Mr.
Brown tDem) sed that that place he hed
considered hlzzen; TO wich Mr.. Thomson
replied that Mr.. Brown wuz only in thi!
movement becoz the regler Dimecrisy
wood never nominate him for nothin.
THAT place sed Mr. Thomson, ''is Sc
pekoolyerly adapted to my abilities, tina
[ hev-"
Mr.. Brown and Mr.. Thomson wuz, il
less than a second, rolin the floor in Q
bear hug; each frantically endevorin t,
possess hisself NV the others left ant
rte arm.
Mr.. McCoskey (Dem.) and Mr.. Adam
Lib, Rcp.) got into an argument on th'
floor ez to wch shood be nominated 70
Recorder; the Treasurership furnisht Mr.
: O'Shaughnesrey (Dem.) and Mr.. Dodde
lib. Rep an occasion for a set-to; Mr.
, Smith (Dem) and Mr.. Potter LIB. Rep
altercated concernin seat in the Legis
lacher; and over the county clerkship MI
Blodgett (Dem) and Mr.. Muggirs, (Lit
Rep.) partook of NV each others ears an
| tasted each others gore. They were a
on the floor rollin in each others arms t
wunst; the air NV the room bein thic
, meanwhile with the grons and oaths u
the gentle combatants.
[ dideut know at the time how the ma
: ter resulted, for an lnjcany free fite last
an hour, and | hedn't the time to sta,
But the whole thing went up. They a
hankered to be Brigadeers, wich IN pol
tiks, ez in military life, can't be. Fac
man wuz in the movement to promote hi
self, and eff he coodent git wat he yurne
for he preferred to bust the movemen
And it bus tad. a.. -,.
| coodent help thinkin on my wa
homo that no nat,er how kind and col
siliatory the average Libral Republiki
and Demokrat may be in the matter U
: priusipes and platform, they are fearful
ly and dreadfully in earnest when it conn
! to nominashens. don't know vic
shokt me the most. their apathy at th
beginnin Nv the meetn. or their fry ze
at its endin. Polltiks IL quere. a
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