The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1872-07-18
OTFINGS.

An artesian we'll in California spoutsspeck-
led trout. -, ......
| John Derrinser, of Marion, Indiana. has
gone off at 1O7.
Those who know, pronounce the Prime I'm
peaial, Napoleon's boy, fine billiard play
er. - : -.
The pockctbook- k-makcrs threaten strike,
and then what are we going to dotor pocket
books to keep our money IN!
He-neyer-weeps is the name Of the papers
disrespfetfully speak pf him as Old Dry
up. -...l.
"Elcctrograms" is a Western inn0va-
tion :. it-.. r.Nl>%'
Parcpa hams are advertised in Cincinnati.
An enterprising Chicagoin is going to
Europe to sell photographs of the fire.
There are Sc farmers in the Ohio legisla
ture, nearly half of the total number ofleg's-
lators.
Abusing ones relations in the bosom of
ones family is said to be one Of the sweete'.t
of domestic privileges.
The act of publishing. a communication
does not imply that the editor indorses the
opinions and sentiments expresshd by it.
IF you are out in driving storm, don't
attempt to hold the rains.
An Omaha school-boy lately defined q
lady to be, a aHgrown-sp girl, who doesn'tcuss
NOR swear." = stS< =
The Empress of Germany has founded a
seminary at Clarlottenburg for the education
of the orphan daughters of officers who fell
in the war of 1S7O-71.
Cardinal Antonell and the grand vizierof
Turkey are said to be the only prime minis
ters in Europe at the present time who are
not members ofthc Masonic fraternity.
Marco Bozzaris, according to the poet,
was in favor ofstrikes, for he bade his band to
"Strikc till the last armed foe expires,
Strike for your altars and your fires"
A wife having lost her husband, was incon-
solable for his death. "Leave me to my
grief, she said, sobbing ''yo know the ex-
IRENE sensibility ofmy ncrves-a mere moth
ing upsets them"
A precocious boy in a public school out
West who stands high in geography, was
recently asked by his teacher where Africa
was located. He promptly answered: "All
over the United States.
DR.. Dorcmus used to say that if he were
challenged 10 fight duel he would suggest
to his opponent that both should take poison,
and then sit down and play poker for the
exclusive use Of the stomach pump.
A barciootca, bareheaded little boy aston
shed a worshiping congregation few days
ago by rushinsinto the church and exclaim-
ing: "Wherc's papaq The pigs are out"
The Boston Globe tells 'of an apprentice
who remarked to fellow apprentice: II
don't like L boss, as he alters around his own
shop interfering with his own business"
= A gushing poet asks in the first line of a
recent etfusion GLOW many weary pilgrims
lie" We give it up, but experience has
taught us there are Il good many
Theodore Tilton say in his paper, "Save
me from God who damns." An acquaint-
anceseplies: awe should like to do it: my
by, but the thing is impossible"
Somebody at Albany SELECTED another
mans yard as suitable place for dead cat.
The man thought that his next neighbor
was responsible, and the consequence is that
Grinalkn travels across the fence about
seven times u day.
Some public spirited citizens of'Saratoga
are about to erect an elegant establishment
for the exclusive use and occupation Of the
Presidents of the United States whenever it
shall be their pleasure to use it.
A Jacksonville, (Florida) paper says:
"Duyal county, with Il population of less
than twelve thousand persons, has, during
The last forty-two months, had ffty-two
homicidcs and suicidal deaths; and eighty :
two accidental deaths"
A Boston paper says: "a hand-organist
comes roundto our office every day for two
and plaintively grinds out about Come
home, dear father come home He is in
formed that he need not come here again.
The old man went home yesterday"
\ lady, jim writing about the behavior of
the clerks, says that "cvery young man who
is called to wait upon young ladies' should
bear in mind that under i very modest garb
and an unassuming manner my be hidden
the sword that can take his head off,. "
"PrRoner," said 'Sqire Jones, in award
ING Judgment, 'it is l. maxim Of the law
that IT is better to CIR on the side of mercy.
The court has made up her mind which
side she will err ul. and nothing remants
but to err On that side.
4 local, describing Il recent accident says
that The "ball entered the Groin If the vie
tim aid PASSED thence into his lumber
region" Wesupro#e eviciim had wooden
lee.
An Irish paper concludes biography Of
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