The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1872-06-20
JOTTENas.

Fruits Of Acknowledgements currents
A rare aower-the pink ofpoliteness.
A virginian man has got out patent tor
bleaching peanuts, :.
The Philadelphia Centennial Exposition
will open April 10Th and close October 18th
1876.
. It has gone so far as "Dolly Warden"
chills in Georgia-the sufferers turn all sorts
Of colors.
The ecstatic bobolink has made his ap-
pearauce in Boston, to be in season tor the
Jubilee.
The foar!kgged duck has made its way to
the front this year, it is in Florida.
The. California ladies', finding Dolly Var.
den stale, are holding "Joe Willett" parties.
Willett end there?
4 Missouri editor considers that the ears
of his political opponent would do for
stecples to meeting houses"
Colonel 'Tom Scott" is president of only
twenty-six railway companies, with an aggre-
gate salary of $4,000.
A Jacksonville, ILL.,: ufchin tied tie baby
carriage to fkeold mares tai and his little
brother got lively ride and broken
head.
A happy family has been found in a hol-
low log at Bridge water, Vermont, consisting
Of Hfty.shree snakes, three lizards, and three
frogs.
This being frosc for eight long months
Is worse than killing Aeas."
'"See here, mister" said lad driven up
tree by a ferocious dog! "if you don't
take that dog away, I'll eat up all your
apples"
"Iet the toast. be, dear woman," the man
said to his wife when he wanted to cut it all
himself
The King of Denmark has offered prize
of one thousand dollars for the best history
of the United States of America since the
civil war.
King Louis If Bavaria, is about to marry
young American lady. 1t is Q morganatic
marriage, of course-on the European
plan.
The coming musical prodigy is an in.
FAINT, three years old in New York, who
sings airs from the operas and plays the ac-
compartment correctly, without practice or
teaching, and apparently by instinct
Jet, the very beautiful material used 20
largely in the manufacture of personal or.
naments is found mostly in the slaty rocks
of Whitby, Yorkshire. 1t is generally held
to be wood in a high state Of bitumenisa-
ton.
Secretary Boutwell,, while at his home at
Groton, Mass last week, plovcd an aere Of
land. Mr.. Greely will have to look to his
laurels he must ''clear" at least q two-acle
lot of timber, to maintain his reputation as
maintainer Of the people"
Wesley Arnold, young man of Syracuse,
and member of the university, possesses the
power of singing two parts of q tune. at tho
same time. At q recent gathering ofcl, rgy-
men in that city he took them all down by
singing clearly and sweetly the bass and
soprano of Old Hundred.
Lo, the poor Indian, with his wives and
pappooses, arrived at Saratoga Springs last
week. They will stay during the season, and
build baskets and get drunk, as. becomes
the noble rod men Of the forest. Glenn's
Falls Republicans
See what It s to have good wife. Dur.
ing the recent illness of Western editor
his better half, whose name is Eeonora Nc
Guinness, .sst tho type, did the press work,
published every number Of the paper in
good shape, besides an extra issue followed
by an announcement that mother and child
were duiug well.
A SPRING poet d:scontentedly finds
a safety-valvc for his aflatds thus;
nCome on ye frogs and biyds,
Mosquitoes, you pleassj
If small girls ore waits, are large one
walters? Certainly, says sweet sixteen; at
loast the boys have the habit of applying
them 10 their lips in sealing their VOWS.
A new boy in one oftho Riagefeld, Conn,
Sunday schools. who was asked who made
the beautiful Hills about him, replied that
he did not know, as his parents only moved
into town the Friday. before.
Eve was the only woman who never
threatened to 60 and live with mamma.
And Adam was the only man who never
tantalized his wife about the way mother
used to cook.
Discerning child (vho has heard some re-
marks made by papa)-Are you our new
nurse2 Nhrse-Yes dear. Child-Well,
then, am one of those boys who can ony
be managed by kindness-;so you had better
get SOME sponge cake and oranges at oace.
The Baroness Durdett-Coutts has present.
ed 9l0 to be given away in prizes to work
mems cats" at the third national exhibition
at the Crystal Palace. Lady D'Nevill and
Miss IIales give silver medals to encourage
the kind treatment. Of cats.