The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-03-30
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a bonnie brunette drives one Of she
Cambridge, Mass, horse cars. -,
The only persona sho really enjoy
Bad health are che doctors.
A photographer advertised: 'sBabies
aetakeu aud finishsd In ten minutes"
"a f=esably fatal hemieide" is ap.
:, pounecd by an Indiana paper.
! Sli,Fshihiune sAssis.an. pastors" are quite
prevalent in ST. Louis.
I'm nssiRsfusiaiirailways have ladiess' snok.
ing cars. .f!un
A Californian recently blew hisibrains
,d q. put az p a 2 cure'f neuralgia. 81 '-i
nova 10 Some married folk always go to bed
'bo6l iapaFrelipg. yet they never fall OUT
urs bOld maids are described as 'aenbers
.osr e1from which the sparks have filown"o- 4,
-4i'i' o'uo Experimental fphiiosophy-Tryingc to
o7fa borrow an umbrella Moral philosophy,
eo'd I-4Refusing to lend one 49, .iN' ,qzo
y" It'll computed that Nlilwa ukee sew.
''te = ing society can blast persons rcputa-
-7"2'n tion in seven minutes. lsrm
- A young woman in Chicago, iwho lost
!, her speech by severe cold, had twenty
offers of marriage in one week. l., 'd2'
.rif >, Life ia n contradiction. We send to
fa,s, our butcher for q sweet bread; and if we
.Hi ,winta ,sweet-meat, we send to our baker!
: 1 "A young lady recently tried to do. mn
fo her hair With! q honey comb to make it
81 tl6ok3sweet: ha .o72i ,e2ii .J7'
5rd The Chicago Post wants to know if
II the Governor has had the State arms
90 vaccinated. TO s'i'
2"e' A corset is on exhibition at Dubuque
~ which has squeezed three females to
t,a"dcath. -
A Western editor calls rival sheet
q "gas factory" which is certainly max
ing light of his business. ~
A boy baby was solemnly christened
,r,y, Mary Reilley, by mistake, in New York
); tho other day. NJ b @
-,t, Josh Billingssays "Next to tho man
who il swuth o millyun, in point NV
wealth, il che mau who don't care cuss
- for it," ";ee ai. 81
se AuZ exchage wants to know, since
kuF work is pronounced wirk, why p-o-r K
;lis not pronounced ,pirk? These ques.
oi' tiohs are very irk-some. @
~ iTa!'sDid he bring those chickeus to your
'f@iihodso In secret wayP" queries defen-
rs" dants attorney. "No! he brung 'em in
bag" y '@a et
An Evansville policeman preferred a
charge Of "arsenal" against the purloin-
- er Of some old iron. 1t is supposed that
cue thc guardian Of the peace meant larceny
~ A newspaper advertisement calls for
-esa plain cook, able 70 dress little boy
re Gre years. old. And yet We send mis-
"a; sionaries b, the Fejee Islands! a
9sals Aunt Susan says" Suppose all the
qe men were IN ono country, and all the
women in another, with big river
-l.,hetwesn othem-Good gracious! what
FIslots Of girls would be drowned"
''l' The difference between war aud peace
81 has been well defined by one of the an
Oh cianta. In n'time of peace, the sons bury
a. their fathers, in time Of war the fathers
y,7bury their sons.
Thompson is not going to do anything
more in ;conundrums He recently asked
his wife the difference between his head
and d ahogshead, and she said there
,vaspt. sany. He says that isn't the
,rigLs answer, !..,a,,..pi .-w
at, "a country clergyman complained to
o,,old DIR. Routh that he received only five
y pounds, fer preaching certain sermon
at Oxford "Fiyo pounds r. said the
e,doctor, aswhy, Iwouldu't have. preached
,or that sermon for fifty r. g lfi Il
The other day Montreal tailor sen
s4shis bill TO a magazine editor. he was
nsstarsledI few hours afterwards by its
ynbsing returned with the following note
e9appsaaed :ftYour manhseript is respect
] fully declined" 49, 4 1
Aaegro preacher once observed to his
hearers, Of the close Of his sermon, as fol-
lows: aMy obstinacious bredron, find
it no more use to preach to you dan IL
is for q grasshopper to wear knee buck
les"
John says: "Nle and George Wash