The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1872-10-29

Ine insurance principle has been ap-
Piled to rather delicate matter in Aus
tria, for we are told that company has
been organized in Vienna to insure peo-
pie against getting married; l. e., to in
sure those who are exposed to such ca
tastrophes against the effects of their
own lmprudence. That is, whenever
one of the assured married he received a
certain sum from the under. writer's. The
business went on swimmingly, and a
great many policies were issued, when,
unfortunately. all the officers of the
company took it into their heads to get
married simultaneously, which so alb
sorbed the assets that outsiders were
lett to be preyed upon by handsome
women without any hope of pecuniary
consolation.
The blacky cadet at Annapolis trod on
white cadets toes. White knocks
black down. Black comes up to the
scratch and fight ensnes. Blacky gets
licked" and the white boy is dimissed
the service in disgrace. Now, had it
been two white cadets who got by the
ears, would "the Government" ever have
interfered? And had blacky clicked"
his antagonist instead of being clicked"
himself, would the white boy have been
hAChSo out VI bu6 ACnQCmYI
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When Mr.. Lincoln was questioned in
regard to some of the witticisms attri.
buted to him, he laughed ard said: The
papers make me smarter than I am: I
have said none of these things, with one
exception. did say, when T had the
smallpox. "Now let the office-seckers
come. for Mt last I have something can
give to all of them"
A lady with very inharmonious voice
insisted upon singing at recent purity.
"What does she call that?" inquired a
guest. ''The Tempest, I think" an
swered another. Don't be alarmed, I"
said sea captain present; sits no
tempest. It's only a squall, and will
soon be overr'
Jacob l.. Glass and Mrs. Mary A. Bell,
OF Shelby County, Ky, met for the first
time last Tuesday afternoon; loved ut
first sight; were married that night, and
Immediately left for Louisville in q
buggy, on bridal tour.
Fashionable society is beginning to
brush up and prepare for the cam paign.
Elderly unmarried daughters arc brought
forward, polished and tinted for the
front row, while the younger sisters are
kept more in the back ground.
The eminent a mcricnn tragedian has
q full. Length, life sized photograph Of
himself, which an art critic character
ICES as ''a good bit of landscape-a For
rest, with II couple of calves in the fore.
ground"
Ayoung lady up town New York; re-
Gently paid $3.50 for having single
dress made. The care worn look of
her intended since he heard of it hos
caused tho deepest anxiety among his
friends.
All sorts Of extraordinary occurrences
are constantly transpiring in Georgia.
The latest story is to the effect that O
turtles head, which had been cut off for
several days, bit ducks neck and killed
the fowl
Do not be discouraged. IF you have
dyspepsia or any disense of the Liver,
there is long life of happiness before
yon, if you only use Simmons Liver
Regulator. O26 1871