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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1872-06-29
Wumnter 242..
Der pur6 raS @ai7er an9erfdtete
Shoren 1T beceutenr. j..

Mus Triebridstafen miro beriGtet:
Das 6pdma0er pom 26. bat IN unie<
rer 0eaenp betrG6tliden Sdapen am
aeridtst. Sn &etnodmlble purdbraz
| den bic Tlutben pas Bubr oes Miil<
lers Gterle, in @etlermlible wurpen ete>
&euerrdume iber Mannsb1be unter
Wa6er aelest. SttenbaulerL 8unfbo<
fen ftancen unter 0a6er, Dem Miiller
Haud frSmte es 3 Gub bod purd pfe
Mable unp mubten ale @etretoeldde
uno Mebl in bic pberen Strdmerte 9e=
brobt tpercen. MuQer Sdplter 1T
Meiiiertsbofen sin9 es nod fdlimmer,
RE Muble, Seller unc Gtau unter
Wa0er, mubte er aus lesterem ietn
0ieb fu9ten. Die 1rautenmiible mar
pom @a6er gan; einseidlo0en unb
unsuodn9lid, bic Bride permu@te bic
Wa0ermenee nidt mebr pur@laffen
unp tabnte ii6 ibre eiaenenBe9e, gang
9Swentbal unter @a1er febeno; an
Ger 2Dwentbaler Bride faute es ftG
ebenfoQ5. uterfdritt ben 8abnf5rper
unp prdnste f@ aui 5000 Gub 9e9en
6rieori66bafe bis gum lpsenannten
S9ubartbaus.
eeit Der @tlti9feit bes au9emeinen
Grlberen nprppeutlben) &rie96ptenlt<
oe1ekeS fir aans Qeut1dldnb tpurce
oiesmal AUDI inBayern bic Nu6bebun9
Der WebrpRi9tioen na6 ZEN i'm 9ez
nanntsn @eiege feitaeiebten Normett
rproencmmen. Gon Der mtlitarii9en
6reisusiefeit wurpe nambafter0ebraud
0emadt, in5em iomobl cine erfledlide
Nn;abl nidttaYerii9er 8ebrpfi9tisen
in bic baterilhe Mrmee, als aud UNI
oefebrt in eleidem 8erbdltni6e Bayern
in Die preubilae Mrmee pper in pie unz
ter preusiider Gerpaltung ftebenoen
&pntineente ein9etreten fnp. 8et benz
leBten @rlaBoeiddfte wuroen i'm 9ansen
2anpe 23,302 Dsbrpfidtiae fir un<
taueli6 erfldrt; parunter befnoen f9
me9en ;u 9erineen Mabes 2l12. -
Gs oiebt bin une misoer mod edte
@ludsfincer ~ melpet man aus 8anrel,
in Bayern: @tnen aubercroentli1
aladltGen Gunp bat Dor etni9en Ia9en
Der an Der !6auptftrafe bierlelbft pob>
nence Birtb gum Stern" in ieinent
Seller an @olpz unp Gtlberminjen 9e<
madt, BON >peI1en Yiele aus Der M(itte
oes II. Jabrbunoert8 famn1en. Der
oan3e Tunp fol- auf nl1t went9er als
10000 f. 9ei9aet merrsn. u-l
Nus Wien ,pirb mitaetbsilt 81
leiner SiBuns am q. beidlob ba6
0fterrei9tlde Mt9eprcnetenbau8 pie aQ<
semeiue Ginfubrune Der Sdwur9e>
ribte in Der 6ferret9ilden Criminal
juitt3. Dur9 ben Bel9lub> pel9en
cas Abeeorrnetenbaus 9efabt bat, 1T
abermals 8rei9e eeleet porpen in Elm
Stld jene8 alten Se1erreids, eefen
SutiS3utdnpe 1i9 nod bt8 in pie
jin9fte 3ett berab na9 pen1 alien Ner<
fabren abwtdelten. ~ ~
Die @trabburser nebmen ben Mantt
in @dus> pelder i'm jinsifen &riese
pie gertbeipisune ibrer Statt lettete.
s5ran;5ilhe Bldtter perSHentlt9en
ndmli9 cine Yrotsfattpn Der etrab>
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1872-06-29
st. Naul, Attnneiota, Samftd8, ben 20. e5nnt is:

taee in bepeutenrem umfanae betroffen
baben, nermebren rte eecriidte Sttmz
muna beS @olfes. Gs berrldt etne
pumpfe @dmlle. Dte Nadridten
aus Dem Norcen mirten er1dutterno.
Ssper fraet fid, wobin bic firdenfetnc<
liae politif ldliebli6 fiibren iou. Man
1T auf eas Sdlimmfe aefabt uno riiz
itst fi6 gum dueerften 8irerfance sez
gen Die beronstebence @er9emaltiaune.
Die Dransialiruns rer fatbolilden
Stride i'm neuen Deutiden @etbe, Don
rem man NeatslhuB erwartet batte,
er1heint @ielen alS etpas 70 un9ebeu<
erliheS, ras de nur NIT Wibe an ben
ttat1ddliden Gintritt elmer iol@en su
elauben permSsen. Der Grnf petSaae
bat Die, wel1s leitber mod oertrauenez
lelie paren bis aui reniegten Mann
curirt. Gie ron obeu be9anitiete &b,
fdt Elm S9isma in Der fatbpliiden
Stride 8abens berteisuflbren, miro
bleiten ml0en, ras fe it: Elm pbonz
tom pbne0elenbeit cine Soee obne reaz
len Snbalt; eenn nit Der fo9enannten
ualtfatboltlden 8ewesun9" sebt e6 ret<
eenp obwdrts. @m perfo6enenS Sonn:
tag bat in Treiturs cine NIT sielem
9drm aneefiinoiste Serlammlun9 Don
Dele9irten ber bapil6en ~Altfatbolifen<
0ereine" fatteefunoen; bic ~Bap.
2ance5z z3eitune" beridtet aber, e6 leien
oieIer @ertreter nur 1870 ee>peien.
Mlit Der 0ereinsbilcun9 Der proteitz
&otbpliten madt bic partei fbledte
@eldafte. Sn 6eicelberg Dem Sorz
prte, bat Der uMlttatboltfen nz8eretu" Elm
anoeres 2ebenssei9en nidt 3u 9ebeu
permp6t oI6 Die Mufe9un9 elmer an
psn Neidstae su ri9tsnpen &ntiz Sc
luiten petition.
Der reut1be Safer bat bettmmt,
bab Die 3eit, ndhreno wel6er Sffisiere>
Beamte uno Mannfdaften wdbreno
res leBten &rie9sa 1911 in franz
sbfider @sfaneenidaft eewesn finp,
leltf menn pte|elbe als DtenitSeit anz
Qere6net mi1p, bet Sere9nun9 BON
Sriesejabren ni55t in Setra9t tommen
porf. Ni@t in @efan9en(9aft beFno>
li9 eewelenen Yerwunceten poer tran<
fen SffEteren ift Elm snre6t auf Ser
leituna zines &rie9sjobreS aus rer i'm
easaretb 3u9ebra9ten 3eit, 70 melt iie
ftp auf fransSfl&em Yopen befunoen
bateu> 3usuerfennen moeeeen pisjeni>
oen, rpel9e pur@ BEN 3adSug aus
Granfret9 perbinpert maren rarauf fein
Wnre9t babsn.
ueter bic ttnterbanblunsen sptl
bet frans6fihen uno preubtl9en Ne>
eierune i9reibt man aus Serlin 81.
Ibiers bat jeyt ieiue @ori&ldse 3ur
Nttrosuns Der frans1itl &riessldulo
eenau formulirt. usber ibren Snbalt
eeben bic Mnsaben ausetnanrer. 3p|
ZEN bereitS reetitrirten seielIt fid als
neuelfe pie, cab Granfrei6 nod Dor
Nblauf ceS Sabres cine MiQiarce, ben
&ef Don smet WliQtaroen pasesen in
pier elei6enRaten bi8 gum Mdr5 1874
aablsn wiu, fir oeren plnftli9es Gin
oeben eurppailae Bantbdufer baften.
Dafur perlau9t Granfrei& bic 3urudz
siebune 1ammtlider Sccupattcnstrup<
pen unmittelbar nad Gtn9an9 Der err
ften MiQiarce. Sbsleid man fib bier
felt, alS pb man pes @eloe5 purdaus
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1872-06-29
Meuf(te Ma6ri6ten
auf Der brttten 5ette.
Mn8ldnoii@e Madrt9te11.

Wer eS nur fir cine leere Drpbuno
bielt, ols ter peutf1eHetGstoe bas erle
@eleb eesen Die eeialiden Srpea er>
lief, rurre talp enttdu1dt oenn etn
aeues @e1fs> burd tpel6eS ben Mttz
eliepern oes Sc 1uttenoroen6 bic &edte
zines reutfden Biiraer6 ent3o9en wer>
ZEN, 1T (eittem erIa6en &porren. Der
6aupterunp, auf ben fd bic Be<
fii,mprter bie(ss 0e(ese5 fdben, lieet
BARN, bab Ge bebaupten, Die <,sluttsn
fdnbsn in p5Qieer Mbbdn9i9feit BON
auamdrtieen Sbern. Der Seier iiebt
lei9t Elm, nab unter pemlelben 0prs
manpe jerer fatbolilde @eiftlide Don
oer Staot69epolt semabre9elt werpen
fSnnte, penn ca6 ttr9lide Sberbaupt
1T fir Mue tosielbe. &ber traS finn
meyt e8 bic jestsen 0eisbseber Deutlaz
lanns, ,penn AUDI MiQionen oeutl6er
&atbolifen sacur6 in tbren beiliefen
SntereGen perlegt merren! ~Wir milf
fen ral6 aufrdumen>" la9te 6iitft 8isz
mard spr letner Nbretle nadYommern
,tenn rer meib> pb rie1emperatur nod
lonee 70 eiirfi9 bleibt" nno er fdbrte
ben S6las 9eeen bic Seiuiten.
Zen preubi1hen 8tldSfen miro NIT
Der Gnt,iebune Der @taatseinfiinfte &C.
crpbt, renn fe f9 pem @tQen Der Nez
eierune nidt fieen mouen uno aus
melhem @runre? unter cem Gorpanz
be, rab cie &eeierun9 renlelben bic fSz
niAliGe Mnertennun9 als StaatSbeamz
ten ent;ieben tSnne. Sntere0 0ant 1T BET
rte1en Mobre9eln bic @inisteit Der pie
ti{ti1hen Sumter NIT ben 3acifalen !;
ale ftr9enfeinoltd Glemente 9eben taz
bet 5anp In 6anc. @as Die fleineren
Staaten re6 neutlden 8unces ca;u
1aosn @detnt bic 6erren in Berlin pez
MIA ;u fiimmern. Ger 1riirttember9iz
1de Minifer .. Mittnadt teldwerte
fd ceebalb jlnoft i'm 8unresratbe ca>
ruter, rab bel ner Gprbereitung BON
@elfBentpurfen rie iibri9en betbeili9ten
8unresfaatsn nidt seiti9 senua aet6rt
wuroen, uno rab 10 Dem er6bten Sunz
cesdaate Elm unnerbdltnibmdbi9er Nn<
tbtil an bic fen Gntwiirfen srfaue. vDte
@inselregierun9en f6nnten BET bieiem
@elddftaeanse bic redte 9tete 3urMit>
wilfune perlieren" - ,pte er it9 ou6z
rrldte. Gs war Elm leltlames @9auz
ipieL Elm Mitelieo re6 Bunoesratbss
in cieier @eile n6ers Dor cemHeids@
tase auelditten gu iebeu: es erldten
pte cine Tamilienlcene> bic unberufsn
in pie Seffentli6feit eebradt wirp, unb
erinnerte raran, al6 pb Elm Winilter
auf ben @etanfen fame, aus bem Sri
ntftereonieil beraus 1einer 1dle9ten
Qaune ettpa burd pie 3eitunsen SUIT
MAIDEN gu wplIen> bemerft Elm preubis
l9es Slatt.' -+.. g..
Ni9t 70 leidt nimmt eS ba6 fatbpltz
5de @plf, pie einem 8riefe aus 9apen
su entnebmen 1T. Die idweren 6etm>
luduneen cur6 @etterldacen idreitt
man, msl6e unler 2ano um bic Nfnsf>
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1872-06-29
Ser ,,SSanberer" naD europa,

Sete @o9e eeben cine Mn3abl @remplare ets
.Wanberer" nat europa, uub mir MAIDEN bic
Qeier befonbers aufmerflan, bab bic l!et9rien'
buna pes Blattes an Dermanbte unb 6reunbe
ieufeitsfbes Oceans ein febr eeeienetes Nittel
IL. etnen ununtertrpdenen 8ertebr NIT benfels
ben ~ urterbalten unb Fe iber bic 3uftante
bieles 9anoes su unterri9ten, beNer als ee hurh
griefge91el seideben tSnnte.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1872-06-29
geae1unsen, Brie!e &c. ftnb 3u asreitrea:
"W A n D E r B R -,
L. B. 1870,
ST. PAUL, MINI.
@ilenbabn 5yQbr<@ldne.
st. Yaul uno Dactf1c.

Naa Anota, Glt Riper ct. glpre unb Sauf @aptbs-
Berladen st. paul $3.50 @prm. urb erreiden Sauf Ma~
pihs 1885, serlaen @aut Napits 720 uxb erreiden ST.
paul 1t:05 Mttass
Deonu $3.50 @prmittass; Nttnnsosplie 955 gorm. unb
trred,en ct. pau 1889 @prm. 3urudfetrenb perlaNen
eeieb,u Ct paul 3:45 NoGmittaes; Ntinneappls 4:32
Wadmittaes unS erre'dea Delanr 6:10 &tsnhs.
st. paul, Delauu, 2itfeIb nnb Benen 8dee:-gerlaF.n
st. paul $50 aRpreens; ganneopulis 1928 YsOreens
srreideu genfrn $50 Nadmttteas. 8uridebren6 ger.
taHen he Benpn 1:16 Iepreens; 0inneaspts 535 Ra@<
uaittass; erret&en st. paul 6:i5 Natmittass.
st. PAUL unb Meuneapulis tattcns< BUG. Der
last St. Mcreens; erret gitnneapcl,s 12:15
Yprmtaes. 3urudfetrent perlaet ct Mnneapelis 200
Wa9mtttass aab errei1t ct. Saul $40 Ne&mtttaeS.
ct. paul unp Stpur City.
st. paul.... $50 Born. ct. Sames...... 5.15 Ra&m
st. paul..... 400 Madm. Manfotp ....... 8.55 -
ct. Sames..... 500 gurm. ct. gaul........ 5.18
Wanfalp 7.O5 F." ct. YauI.........11.35 gcrm.
3afe Supertor unb Milf1Ippt.
Spmmeu an tn Duutb........- ........... 535 gadm.
Berla6en Duluth ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $50
Rsmmen an In ct. paul ................. $40 Nadm
Wetlwaufes ct. paul unp Mtnneapp>
lts<3lee.
Durdb,i,se mad sem Often (@rprea)
Abaaus $50 gprm. antunft 200 @adm.
minneapolis uns ct. Saul 3ase.
ssmm en- aa.9:1O gvrm. @ebet ab........ ESQ gpru,
Spmmeu 40Ra@r. @eben ab....... 5:1Osaua.
ct. paul nns gbtcasp 3ise.
Sebeu at gad 5aftngs, gebwiue &c. 40 gpru,.
aufunft in ct. yaal 255 Hadm.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1872-06-29

Ribt 70 leidt nimmt es pa6 fatbplts
5de @plf, pie einem 8riefe aus 8apen
III entnebmen 1T. Die i9weren 6etm>
iuduneen eur6 Wetter16ooen idreitt
man, wsl1e unler 2ano INN bic Nfn9f>
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01
Iee-Cre.. and Water lees.

Pine Apple Ice-Cream.-Pare a ripe. Juicy pine
apple, chop it mp fine and pound n to extract the
juice. Cover it with sugar, and let it lie awhile
in bowl When the sugar has entirely melted
strain the jnice into quart Of good cream, and
add little less than . pound of loaf sugar. Beat
common ice-cream.
Cmrramt Ice-ercam-Pnt one large spoonful and
half Of currant jelly into basin with half a
pint of cream and q little cochineal, then pass
it through sieve and finish in the general way.
Water Eccs.-Water ices are made with the
juice of the orange, lemon, raspberry any other
sort Of fruit, sWeetenetl and mixed with water.
To make orange water ice, mix with one pint Of
water, the strained juice Of three fine oranges,
and that of one lemon. Rnb some fine sugar ON
the -ecl of the orange, TO give it the flavor Make
it very swer. and freeze it. Lemon ice is made
in the same manner.
Orange Wafcr Ice-Take as many oranges as
will be necessary, cut them in half, press the
juice from them; take the pnlp carefully from
the rind, and put II in bowl, pour little boil
ing water on it, stir it well and strain it through
sieve; mix this with the orange juice. and stir
in as much sugar will make o rich syrup. II
the oranges are fine, rub Of the sugar on the
peel to extract the essence. Freeze it like ice
cream.
Lemon Uafer Ice-Rub on sugar the clean rinds
Of lemons, squeeze, the juice of twelve lemons,
strain them, bOii the sugar into a strong thick
SYRUP add to the juice hale pint If water OF
good barely water, sweeten it with your syrup,
add the white Of an egg and jelly.
Csrant Fresh Water Icc.-Pass through a sieve
y pint Of cnrrants, then add to them four Onnces
Of powdered sugar and one pint Of water, strain
and freeze it rich.-Bettie, in Germantown Tel
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01

GREEN PEAs.-They are best when first gath
cred and shelletl. They lose their flavor and
sweetness hy being kept; but if kept, do not shell
them until they are needed. Put them in while
the water hollis, and only have just enough to
cook them done. Season with salt, pepper and a
good supply of butter. II they have been kept,
or If they are not q sweet kind, they are greatly
improved by the additiOirof spoonful of sugar,
and, if little old and yellow, n piece of salera-
tus. Appetizer method is said to he an improve
ment. Place in your saucepan or boiler several
leaves of lettuce, put in your peas, with an ounce
of butter or two quarts of peas cover the pan or
boiler close, and place it over the fire in thirty
minutes they ready for the table. Season
with pepper and salt, &c. 1t is said they bet
ter than when cooked in water. Green peas
should he boiled from twenty to sixty minutes,
according to their age.
STRING BEANs.-Select those only that are ten
der, cnt off the ends, and wash them well, take q
handful and lay them even, and cut them very
fine with sharp knife on a board or table. Put
them in when the water bOils, and if very
tender they will require but half an hour; If not,
longer. Season rs peas.
CABBAGE.-All vegetables Of this species should
be carefully examined and washed, cut in two,
and placed in cold water awhile, with little
common salt thrown into it. 1t is said that this
will draw ont the worms or insects, and that they
will sink to the bottom, that greens or cab
bages may he made free from any thing of the
kind. They should be boiled an hour or more.
and the water pressed out before sent to the
table. They should be kept in the cellar, or in
hole in the ground.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01

KNOWS How IT IS HIMsELF.-"I give and be-
queath to Mary, my wife, the sum O. one hundred
pounds q year." said an old farmer. lis that
written down. measteri"
EYES," replied the lawyer; "but she is not 80
old but she may harry again. Won't you make
any changein that casef Most people do"
"Ay! do thcyf" said the farmer. swell, write
again. and say, If my wife marries again, give
and bequeath to her the sum of two hundred
pounds a year. Thatrl do won't it, measterf"
"Why, it's just doubling the sum she would re-
ceive if she remained unmarried" said the law
yer; ait is generally the other way-fhc legacy
10 lessened if the widow marries again."
"Ay!" mid the farmer; " but him As takes her'll
deserve it,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01
; for the farmer.
new re SELECT 4 nenss.


The Tsterinary Gasetie gives the following plain
sliould look at and consider before he buys
horse:
The FIRST question he must put to himself is.
What nscs do / want this animal fort do
want him for hunter, a hack, traPper, or
carriage hors. We will PresnH'e that he wants
hunter: "size is the first thing to be observed
" Rather overlorsed than underh"rsed" Is an
exceedingly practical and wholesome motto;
Tho question Of height having bcen satisfacto-
rily settled, the next requirement is that the
anmal should be .long aud low" :.
The word "Iow" more particularly is applied
to the desire that the animal should not he Legged
nor cooked mp. If he has the points well shown
and developed, to which We shall presently ~
lude, and the average standard fixed at i5S
then the .long and low axiom will be fulfilled.
These being settled, the next thing man
should be satisfied Of is "breed:" Without
"blood" hunter is of no use. "Blood" gives
stamina, emulation and intelligence and when
the under-bred, numbering beast is licked TO q
stand-still, the wiry, well-bred weed WILL he
ouglTbred will often give the Ego by" to IN api-
NAL possessing more muscular Development, nut
lacking in aristocratic descent.
And now to further points, and We will begin
with the head. This should he small the SKIN
of the muzzle should be fine and sensitive, and
tuo noS'' O'o"s.s e"o oy." '.A -
large, and displaying intelligence, and the fore
head broad; there should he depth IN the lower
jaw, and the ears should be long; short ear Is a
sign of q want of blood; the teeth should then be
carefully observed:
His head should be well set on neck neitner
too long nor too short; long necked horses very
often turn out or are roer"rs; sbortnecked nor
ses are generally underlined
The neck Is one OF the most Important parts ~
the symmetry OF the animal; II should nave great
muscular deveiopment, just oeiow the nne CREST,
from which the name taxes ITS origin, and
shonld blend without any appearance OF "lnn'
Der" into the shoulders anu withers. Inc WING
pipe should be large:
We now arrive at the shoulders. A reliable
knowledge OF what constitutes good or Dad
SHOULDER is only to he learnt from actual expe'
rience. The first great necessity exists in the
"siant." by this we mean that the line from the
point OF the shoulders 10 tine winners should be Of
great ohliauity; the wrfhers should rise mp to
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01

ANTIDOTE FOR POIsOHs.-A plain farmer writes
MS: ut is now over twenty years since learned
that sweet oil would kill the bite of rattle.
snake, not knowing that it would cure other
kinds Of poison. Practice, observation and expe-
rieuce have taught me thatit will cnre poison of
any kind, both on man and beast. The patient
must take . spoonful Of it internally and battle
the wound for cure. To eyre borseit requires
eight times as much - for . man. One Of the
most extreme cases IF snake bites occurred eleven
years ago. 1t had been twenty days standing
and the patient had been given mp by his ply
stefan. gave him spoonful of the oil, which
effected cnre II will cure bloat in cattle caused
by fresh clover. 1t will sting Of bees spider
and other insects, and persons who have been
poisoned by . low running vine called ivy
Home and HAlh.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01

No matter what breed yon have, something is
necessary to reach the highest success in raising
good mixers. 1t is great thing to have good
blood. whether it be Ayrshire, Jersey or Short
Horn grades, but. apart from this important adj
vantage, the e'of treatment in raising a mil
ker is somewhat different from raising beef ami
NAL, or an animal for labor.
The calf should be well fed and petteIl while
young. Well fed, to induce rapid growth, SO
to enable the heifeI to come in early; pettetl,
to make her gentle and fond of the presence Of
her keepers. Fondling helps to create quiet
disposition, SO important in dairy COW, aud this
education must begin when young. For mixer
We wOnd. have the hefer come in Mt two years
old, and if she has been well kept, so as to have
attained good size, she is then old enough to be-
come cow. She will give more milk for coming
in early. 1t forms the habit of giving milk, and
habit, you know, is q sort of second nature. An
older bull is better. We use too many young bulls.
three or four year old is far better as q stock
getter than yearling, and many prefer a five or
six year old than any other. After the hcifer has
come in, let her feed lie regular. Clover is pre-
feIred to all others of the stall feed little oat-
meal induces a large flow. Indian meal is rather
fattening. In bad weather. give her q clean airy
stall.-Massachsseffs PiOagkmaa.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01
Taak IL Easy.

A few days since Constable Judd was called
upon to fulfill writ Of ejectment, issued by son
of the Emerald Isle, who never waits fur persua-
sion to do his duty, instantly called Pat, and
enjoying "dndeen."
GOOD morning, Pat" says Dan, pulling ont his
writ.
"The top % the morning to yourself" replied
"Patrick, have business with you" continued
the constable.
"Bedad an sure We have, and why would ye be
after calm on me, sirp
you and your goods from this house; it's rather
an unpleasant business, but"
"Ah, is it Michael OCalligan that ordered sc,
shurep
ayes, sir; Michael is the man.
"And did he pay the cost, Mister Constablei"
Certainly, we always demand advance costs
in these cases."
Thin ys'rs paid for yer work, shure''
"Thin We can do it; divil bit will Patrick
O'Bren STAN in the way Of mans workin' for his
pay"
This rather astonished Dan, who expected, as is
usual in such cases, to meet serious resistance.
He dotted his coat, and after an honrs hard labor
succeeded in removing tine Irishman's household
goods from the building into the street. Dan, ia
figued with the labors he had performed, started
away. In bidding him goodbye Pat who was
seated on part of his goods, with the "dudeen
still in his mouth, remarked:
"An I'm obliged to We, sir, for saving me all the
trouble"
"Howf"
"Faith, an wasn't going to novel an wasn't
I jist takin' off me coat to Ing ont the dnds sir,
when you come and carried 'em all down for me-
without chargin' me a clint at ALI I'm much OBJ
liged TO We, sim and hope yell call agin whin Pat
rick OBrien wants his goods carried down stairs,
sir"
Dan suddenly had business in another place,
though the joke was good he could not help
telling il afterwards.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01

LIEUT.. D, late of the regular army, when
at Washington last fall under somewhat peculiar
circumstances was introduced to young lady at
some reception. After some ordinary remarks
upon commonplace topics, the lady said "Our
city is very full of You Army gentlemen at pres
ent; may ask you if You are here on leavef"
al am not" answered D.; "Gen. Hancock desired
to have personal interview with me upon i'm
portant business, and prevailed upon the Adju-
tant General to order me here for the purpose"
As Capt. ID. was once heard to remark, exactly"
The General saw poor D., too, and he entered up
on civil pursuits under the provisions of the late
Army bill in consequence. ID. was something of
sWh,t s,,,ar I Mr ' I one ynm sans%.p ss,
adapted to the colored sOldiersi" "Razors,"
PROMPTLY answered ID.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1872-08-01
Tht Fun Of the Ching.
mn snoEMAKER,s roy.
. waaxns 70 ALL WHO NEEDLE WIN spGEp !
t. tie Tune o" Aistletos Bosoh."


Der meat chopper hanged on der vhitevashed walt
Far NO customers coined 10 der butchers shtall-
Der sausage pasileen rss no longer in blay,
And der Putcber poys all had holiday
Der sbocmakers pcy coined derc 70 scblide
On der donr Of der zellar but sthealed inside;
Nit der chopping masheen be peeDned TO make 4roe,
Un he cried, Deere ish nopody looking at me-"
Oh. der shcemaker's poy,
On. oh, der ahoemzkers poy!
Der day COED away, der nj 1T coined on.
Ven der shoemaker wound dat his poy gone;
He called up his wow, I'm der search PECAN
To look for der poy, und Wind him IL dey can.
Dey sseked IN asked for him at every door
At der lager pier cellar der shtation house.
But der answer dey getted vas Nix cum arous
Oh! der shoemakers poy,
On. oh, Ter shoemaker Poy!
Dey seeked him all night mn dey seeked him next tay
On far more ash mont vas der duyvil TO pay:
In der alseys der houses I'm efery blaze round
In der Toomba, In der rifrr, un in de tog pound.
Dey seeks him in vain und weeks vas bast,
On ven hed pass by all der becples would CRY,
Deere goes der shoemaker vot losed his poy.
Oh! der shoemaker'e poy,
On, oh, der shocmaker's poy!
At lenkt der meat chopping masheen vas in need;
Der butcher COED 70 it un dere he seed
A pundle Of pones: der shoes vas dere,
Vot der long lost shoemaker Poy did wear.
His jaws sthll vagging. un seemed 10 say,
Ven here, got In To blay-
i closed init spring-un der poy 90 green,
vaas made sausage meat py der chopping mashecn"
OH der shoemaker's poy,
Der last Of der shOemaker's poy.