The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1872-09-26

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Il Dom. miss ny church @ much q
e you suppose said lady u her minister
0 WIN bad called upon her during her illness
for Iuake b tsy sit at the windosas son
9 as the bill hegns to chime aud tell M
& who are going TO chu ch, aud Width
, they have got anvfh'"' nov
The ris'ng gtueIa'iJn - 'lpiit u
Detroit A mature specimen Of 'hr en-
niue gender an eight years old. was hun
ting about the police Stain Tor stray
fsther the other. night lyon see, r''c
remarked. THE guy'ner'p litde sid,
yet, but de viii grow out Of it
In Swiz,rIanl a mlkmail who Is
good singer gets more salary l''aH ''ne,',
because under the influence u ml'l, oy~.
give DIVA" better ani give III Nc mix
Eastern dalrYmsn now hire girls 10 So
around th,ir pup.
A nan IN Michigan sas killed BY 5s3l
mag lcw nights since. Hh''e "a o.a
asleep His Ylc who was ,'rep'rs sit
him, sr"a nItniDg Of the occurrence p'.
she .v,a 4uIe htc in The mpclos aa9
found nm dad
A Western wrliec says lha 'ie writ.
only WHEN an angel !ronblrs his 500.
We don't know that tie tact OF hls osH
souls bling ,ronoI,d gives hin tn rIsn
trouble the souls Of o'her people
A Dr'rm, graadn,thrr r"p"atdt'
dreamed that tue bod, Of her dead grapj.
enid had oeen sinra lrom the gtav III
grave was opened, uni sure enough ihr
child had MT been iiNurs,d
Al uttlrtaker was passing by . f!N
stand ONE da,. N, ne saw him a. u
supposed Ile stepped OUT AID p''Hl .
!aler cuca,oopl pa'ronzn.h, ., ailch a.
10 say: Too b,g. oil Cuen 60 Sr
ZEN SEIZE en- Gr'pc EN- '
A young man ca, ~ .4''l II li' AN
er's lbs, pig neu' Scranton PeunyivtI'r
accusirl an iri.hnan along the rod with,
Have You seen stay pe about h.r!
Faith said pat, 'aod how could tell 4
stray pig from any o'hnr!
Spinks is not going to d" any more in 20
nundrums IT, asked his wife VII, hc wa
ike d ,nkey. and she SAID because be
was born 50, and b. said that thu answ,
is very d'Gtrnt from that
A gentleman who hal been arsal's
with an isunramu, until his patience va
exhausted. said he iial't wish him dead
but he would be glad to see him k""a
more
On Tuesday last a Dubuque damse'.
pretty as pink entered a saloon, kick
OYER a table, drew a revolver on tn" ta'
tender and led her father out 'y the ear,
There is nothing like good dcflul''""
as the teacher thought when he explained
the meaning Of ''old maid" as a w"nr'
VIII, hal been u,ade very |uug time
A girl a, Usage, lava VII Sc ear, al
gown up. ha, no M it''od o. barring keep
through her mouth When . young mat
is talking she keeps saying yes f"r Ter
he might. You kuoT. propose TO Der, ami
she not hear il
Among the patrntcon'rivanc,s l'>isn'a
to stop runaway horses isa pair of hl'''dtr''
BY which he diver. On pulling the rn'd.
instantly aud cIT'c'ua'y tIind't"'ds the a"
ima
The irs' b'ok place! IN the shelvcsot the
new Chicago 'rcr library vs. copy OF
John Bright's speeches. presented b1 the
au,hor. With an appropriate inscription IN
his own haudw lilng
Dolly Warden though popular az name,
has proved it seems very nnpfoh'arle to
manufacturer, aud dealer, IN DIES. goods,
many Of whom, 10 New Y tx. haze been
d lvcn to the verge Of bonkrnpc. by Is
ycslng il Iarg. stocks OF th, class
An cd woman, on being rxln'ted b..