Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1872-06-01

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NO monarch saves ever s1 cI,,' az
MS o''oing 30 ieeI'y VI i"''liuiiy' " ~
such pe"'i"erlnS ii",ipe'a' a' vi: I've,
airy messengers '',a' ,,ear you 'i,".. .iua'
woru 10 the people VI WIS sie'' ''''''o"'
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Love WithOut Nonsehse-A Iahe'o" Oil
Modern Novels.
Once upon time there was a fair
Young maiden, whose name was Mary,
although they called heHtMoll, for short.
She wasn't a tall, dark eyed maiden,
with clear, transparent skin, and lips
like cherries, and cheeks suffused with
bushes. She didn't have glossy black
hair, sweeping back in wavy tresses from
her queenly brow, and her form wasn't
bit like Hebe's. No, there was none
of those things-on the contrary, she
was short and thin, and had red hair
and freckles, and she also sported snag
gled teeth and wore peds, but still she
was right nice girl, and there was
young man who fell in love with her,
and his name was Bill, although his
friends called him William when they
wanted to hurt his feelings, for he didn't
like it much. He wasn't fine looking,
and had neither curly brown mar nor a
mustache. MOI much. biii iaio nlinse'i
out on soap,iocks, ana wore Soatee
that he had dyed twice week.
Now this Bill was IN love win MARY
but dld ne go ana make denpera'e ass
OF himself! Did ne, l say, 20 ihto a
grove with her, ana IN me sou moon,
light, by the streamlet thaI murmureo
sweetly by, ana with the tender zephyr
signing through the 1oliaee, lali GOWN
on his knees, seize her Jeweied hand,
and breathe his deep affection IN the
tender accents OF iona attachment, ana
swear by yon bright orb above us, al
ways to be thlneY, Did he, say You
can Just bet he dldnt. You can lay out
your whole revenue safely on that. WILL :
liam knew too much about the price OF
pants 10 20 iopPinS Iluunu oii t Is; S Me'
si"ee WIN ,io Soo" io os o go,
ne never o" ,l:I 'nS sn,s aoo"e a.o a.
ie:e vi any M hnu VI IN NJ " a., oMp' w
liilA MY; WIN ms GIN w, sm' ; :. wa"
I Iv:u;y ss.I has >, tho ni,o,, aa,a and
w, i' a., me. 800 az ,ne t;a ! e. i " ,d
he s'oo,' i!sns ~ III ms olu ioss any,
says oay ., NAo''' o'' gan po'o" we
ee. ni''''e" 49,,
| But now ana mary oehaVe Did sne
go dropping 10 steep over on the pficks
IN dead laint, or oid she nae her gen,
tie heao on MS sLlrt 90 ON 10 cohceai
her 'lushes NO, she dian l, ana she
dldn say, nj ever thine my own
love, dear Imam! oh, my, no. ohe
looks rlgnt IN MS yeilo" eyes ana says
m IN, Billy; I'm the gal lot these
sort OF tnlnSs. no m ana instead
OF referring nm 10 her iather, she only
SAID won tne Ola man bufst rlght
out when you tell nm! ma ma ana
she laughed. But she didh ask VIII
liam TO Try ana moiiliy her iona iather'
NO, no: She very Wlckedly ADVISED MN
TO poke the OLD man IN the nose II he
gave MN any OF MS llP' she was
funny girl, this mary.
Now, the old man wasn't wealthy, for
he sold soap-tat Tor living, and SO he
didn't think Bill was noslng about for
his stamps; SO when Bill asked him, he
neither ordered him tiercely away, nor
did the dewy moisture gather in his
eagle eyes as he passed his hemstitched
up there and said: "Bless you, my
cni.uleli' oiess you IN, no, no ~" my
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nose IN ms oanuaha anu ,oia MN 10
Jake ner aiohe' lor ne was gao 10 eet
lio ol her' NC was, anu -" Villain "ouio
De sne same mighty soon, 'or she was
awful rough ON vic'uals, anu Always
orohe plates wien sue go' niao'
90, you see, .hele realiy was no neces'
sly loi iiiialh " Ioiie AZ niionisn'
sol ni iiou' IN o"o, an'. 'iiio| iope,
iauuei up W hei "inuo"' anu .s Whistle le
'ifee 'iiiies oli ms i''seis' anu .aeh 81
up n'i,o over iiaii'', ano PING iiei uo"I IL
III one nan" anu noi .iunA i in Ino o.nei
anu aho.po 10 anu AZ, " ~. Hr un.ei
eao,i a'lu' anu "n .h io' vi o1n n
anu ', ny: ~ INV wv, NV, Dao -, s'no NY =: y.
soiiie "is'Hn' siiolc' iii"' Iho way -. =,
"ot'',' nave oeeii ., ~ ho'ei, ouV A hi
inst went ont in the vard and on. Of
nure iov he skinned the cat three ar
four times on tho orane.v;ne arbor and
tben went and cot in his hntcbnr cart
and drove Marv right down to the maa.
,,Irate 70 get The ioh done for q ouarte,.
FOR he said he was some on low nr;ces
he wa. ~ ~ "'''' '''''0 W. wv '>>N'
d.. 49, ou,. .,,,o.,.. .h; g al ,,a
nu' nm ,ne very queeit n 'hinE VI an was
'n"I D!ii hao no '''i, o'rN' ruiilahiy
rHal; Win sco"llhs visaee anu piach
"h'skers' VINO lie" ~ MN WIN Drawn
oaSeer anu morse Pls'oi III eaoii manu-,
aho q muttereo curse upon ms lPs' ana
crieo wiioly ior hevehse; n vi ma
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