Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1872-04-25
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1 AiWisconsin bnan has some tree:
II which produce apples without seeds OF
eors.a9 Hi ,ssefod q "a 10 Isdaanr E.
A Musician must '.get the hang'' OF
ia piece of music before he can Nexe.
~ ,s1iii = ii9'o siusniiisno9 Tf9ff sai3eqia
The minister who. beasted that he
lcould preach without notes didn't mean
] bank-notes.H 9df grlailIuign 1Ci -ngL.
iI3 A Beau dressed out resembles the
ieinnamor- r-tree-the bark Is Of greater
value than the body L -'s--'s3 el''
a Russia has more agricultural socie-
4 ties within her limits than any other
nation. .fifulA ToItsHJI 2iifhclz iif llll.s 4
Athief runnfnS away Is a seamp.
but q policeman ehasejafter him IS a
scampers0isHsS HG9ildnqsa ~ n0iiiz.
Ad0etor calls his degHC Ciuehona, on
account OF the bitterness of its bark.n 10
z ATeunessean pawnedi his Ss0Gset of
fAlse teeth and went on u drunken
Fspree.
The first Napoleon asked, with nom
Ichalsoce, 'swhatsis history bat fable
agreed uPOnW aaldg ,EaqsT z Y1I9aao
Theroutlaw iHildelbrand was lately
killed for the fourth time in Western
nAlsssooufrl.g SO olfrlr.gs s9D Il 3sa! = ifoa2 d-e la.
! Every woman Is. in the wrong until
she eIies9end then she is in. the right
- tlhS1 a1siteqfSll5l s.li noli bs49diE . i
The Goldfish in the, wells Of The fish.
ing smacks at New London are report
ed frozen so stiff that their tails are used
for bOejacks.l sdi-.iI-ii s--iiL--rt -
4 A hotel IN Grape street, Syracuse, be-,
fore which there q large : watering
trough, has a sign bearing the suggest
i've. words. lkmen's : Retreat - I'd i
b A fond another advised her. daughter
to oil her hair, and tainted flat away
when that candid danlsel replied, son
no, ma; itspolls the gentleman'svests."
The most fashionable way Of using
books is to serve them as men do lords
learn their titles, and brag of their
acquaintance. - s..r.., .--,-I.,.... -
{ Bishop Butler says: "a sot ia like a
statue ina moist air-alI the lineanients
Of his humanity are mouldered away
with the moisture. !"
"My friend, don't you know that it is
very dangerOus to take Iiap'while the
train is in motion?',i ssWhys so.'' ex-
claimed theastOnished individual, wa
king up-"yby, sop because this
train runs over sleepers. !"
4 A lady, of Boston seeing among the +,
religious notices that certain. clergy
nan would preach SD. "" said at once
hat she would go and hear him. pre-
Iuming, as she did, that the subject of
he discourse was Dolly Yardens-n
9 The editor of the New Lisbon Patriot
OF the amount Of hair in the
butter of that region. He says to the
afTners: There's no sense in making
yourself bald headed. IL butter is thirty
'ents a,pound.af tnibnl -r2 3
!, Smith and Jones were at themenage-
lie, and the conversation turned on
Darwin's theory. "LOok at that mOn-
Iey,n said Smith; ssthink of it's being
IN undeveloped human 20 Humans"
aid jones, eontemptuOusly sit is no
more human than 1 amir so3sOzsf f5snai
An unhappy and edisgraceful family
eud in Danbury, Conn.,. was brought to
tragic end Saturday, BY the head of
me family presenting the son Of the
'ther with an accortleon. @ - i''i'
I Kentucky's oldest man lives in Madi-
on, County and is one hundred and ten
rears old. The papers neglect TO state
whether he eheWs tobacco or was ever
'atted Oh, the head By the father of his
: = y ~ 1isigpln sdi diiU bsassii3 i,,ei.s.
A Conneetient nan lis engaged in
working up a saw log thirty feet long
nfo fife for Gilmore jubilee. twill
e bl0wed by nitro ycefihe, says the
Norwich Bulletin, and that paper is
uthoEity on all snch subjects. asgH hss..
In Michigan University a tail girl by,l
be name OF Miss White, whom the stu
ents call abba Longa," has solved
very problem in the mathematical
curse, ,ineluding one which has remairi-
d dunsolyed by the graduating classes ii
OF nlteeh years'miaoo rsssnsl oil Hullu o.
The Danbury News tells of a stran-
er who accosted a little, shabby dressed
I'd in that town, and said, "Where is
our home, my little son ?" haint
OF no home,H he nsgefed. SCOT no /
ome?,'h she repeated, the tears stand-Iii
1g in her eyes. No, marln,n y said he,
qually affected, 81 board, - =.
You ara respectfully requested to Der
ieve that Solomon Stroh, of Sunhury,
a., in making an incision III the sho0l-
ef OF a horse suffering with sweeney,
ut upon something like metal, and
hat = search brought to light a silver
ve-cent piece of the coinage oF 1851,
eepIy EN- bedded in the flesh.
The favor Of some Of the citizens OF
was recently manifested to-
iard Miss Lydis Thompson, in as0fne-
that novel way. a mammoth bale Of
ne cotton was actually brought on the
Iage the last night OF her appearance
nd presented to her. 1t was kind, no
oa6t, bat she cannot use it all at once.
This is q Germans account Of his ex-
erience on ship-board: ssI feel dem big
rave hit der ship, I hears dem croekery
ishes 90 smash, get me out Of mine
erth to see what's de natter I make
1yself ON my head two time; gets in
~ berth id quick, you bet, no gets
r till now! What you dos How you
ke eins haepi9is.u-iN a'la i,sea1
Down in the Pennsylvania coal re-
lonsa rash school teacher attempted 70
nforee an edict that hescholars should
3 cleaned daily, The superintendent
as appealed 20, the teacher suspend
!, and aH investigation ordered. When
ley fouhdthat this'was likely toconhrm
le innovation, the. great unwashed
allied and burned down the school,
ouse,
It Is, the brownsville, Bee that tells
his; tone of our Brownsville bellies
vas looking at some new pictures ina
Ifniture house not long ago. There &
ne,of pair Of levers In boat. The
rmIof the lover was boldly portrayed