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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1872-07-07
OVARIAN TUMOR CURED.

Never has q medicine taken internally been known
TO have cured tumOrs either of the womb, uter Oya-
ries or bowels; the knife has been the sole reliance IN
the hands of experienced surgeons; but DIR. RadWayS
Sarsaparilian settles this question. For it has cured
over TWENTY persons of OVARIAN CYsTs and TUMORs
as well as Tumors in the bowels, uterus, womb liver
Dropsical Euson. Ascites. and Calculus Concretions
rumOr of Twelve Years Growth Cured by
Railways ResOIVent.
BEVERLY, Mass, July 49, 1862
DR.. RADWAY-I have had Ovarian Tumor in the
ovaries and bowels All the doctors said there was
90 help for it." tried everything tnat was recon-
uended, but nothing helped me. saw your Resoly-
emit, and thought would try it, but had no faith in
because l had suffered for twelve years. L took six
bottles of the Resolvent, box of Railways Pills
and used two bottles of your Ready Relief and there
Is not a sign OF Tumor to be seen or felt and teel
DETER, smarter and happier than l have for twe4,s
years. The worst TumOr in the left side of the
bowels over the groiu. write this you for the beI
eft of others. You publish it if you choose.
. HANNAH p. KNAPP.
Price, One Dollar.
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If YOU want a real nice red-meated and blocL.
seeded watermelon, call at Gauts, on Market
Square
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1872-07-07

Come one. come ALL" if you want first pick
of the incest Georgia watermelons ever offered
for sale
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Blank Deeds.

We have on hand at the CHRONICLE Office
few blank Warranty and Trust Deeds, on su
perior paper and printed in superior style.
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r. r. Z.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
Cures the Worst Pains in from One
Twenty Minutes.

Not one hour after reading this advertisement need
any one suffer with pain.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
Is sure cure 1t was the first and is the Only Pain
Remedy that instantly stops the most
excruciating pains.
ALLAYS INFLAMMATIONS AND CURES
CONCESSIONS,
Whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Bowels, or Of the
glands and organs by one application in from one 70
twenty minutes.
No matter how violent or excrucisting the pains the
Rheumatic, Bed-riddep, Inhrm, Crippled, Nervous,
Neuralgia, or Frustrated with disease may suffer.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
Will, in from one to twenty minutes afford ease
comfort, and this medicine, rapid IN stopping PAIN,
be purchased for fifty cents per bottle at almost
every druggists and country merchants store on this
continent and within one hours distance Of almost
every habitation in the United States
RHEUMATISM AND NEURALGIA.
IF those who are now suffering pain, matter what
the cause may be, by what name 1t called-if ex
ternaI apply the Rad ways Ready Relief 10 the part
of the body where the pain present. If internal ~
drops diluted in water, as drink; whether CranUE
Snasms Inflammation, Congestion, Asiatie ChoIer,
GhiIIs and Fever, the most violent excruciatin9 a.
fnrturng pains will be stopped in from one to tWent7
FEVER AND AGUE CURED.
There is not REMEDIAL agent in this world that will
GU Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious Bi;on=
Scarlet Typhoid, Yellow and other Eeyers faded h.
Railways Pills. so quick as Railways Ready Relief.
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Rent.

Choice Embroideries at J, A. RAYL's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1872-07-07
DAILY METEOROLOGICAL REP 5RT.
Signal Service, U. s. Army.
KNOXVILLE, TESx., July 6. 1872.
WEATHER REPORT.
WAR Dept, OFFICE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER
Washington. D. c.. July 6. C7:30. P. NJ 1872
probobII;tios

Probabilities:
The pressure will diminish somewhat on Sunday from
the lower Missouri Valley to the upper lakes with light
to fresh sounthe ly to easery winds occasional
of rain and rising temperature. Clear weather will
generally prevail over the New England and Middle
States and from the Ohio Valley to the South Atlantic
coast, with light to fresh winds.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1872-07-07

Paper Bags and Wrapping
Just received at the E. T. B. H.. large in
voice. Prices low.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1872-07-07
THE WASTES OF TnE BODY

THE WASTES OF I'd L BODY
Are supplied with new, healthy and vigorous blood.
that furnishes sound structure. Hence all suffering
from weakening discharges, either male female, or
from Ulcers or Sores through the reparave process Of
RAILWAYS SARSAPARILLIAN are arrested, and the rup-
tured organs healed
THE TRUE THEORY OF CURE.
RADWAY's SAHsAPARILLIAE REsOLvENT supplies the
system, through the blood urine, sweat and structure
ing, Heat CalOric and Fat-Making elements. All o..
its constituents noursuing purifying and strength
enng 1t repairs heals resolves and drives out OF the
body the products OF decay and corruption COnsUmp
ton, White Swelling, Dropsy, Syphilis, Cancer, Tu
mOrs. &C. all Of scrOfulouS dathesIS and SUCH
are within the curative range OF the SaTsaparan Re
solvent,
That Scrofula, by whatever name designated. Is the
result of deposits from blood induced caused By
chronic Inflammation That those deposits take place
when the blood is poor weak, watery and incapable
holding In solution its proper constituents or from the
presence of SEINE virus or poison IN the blood Mer
curry, Calome Corrosive SUblmate which is the Cor
rosivc Chloride of Mercury, ether agents. gVe il
midcines, and which enters largely in the CONN on
advertised Sarsaparas not absorbed or changed from
tn cir natural condition.
That unless the repairs or nutriments are greater
than the wastes, that decomposition and decay viii
pervene, and the powers of life become exhausted.
That the dying body cannot be sustained on any
treatment of medication that exhausts the system or
.as to nourish the blood the only meC ium through
which the vital forces preserved and which tne
growth of the body depends.
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'U'' FEVER AND AGUE CURED.

There is not REMEDIAL agent in this world that will
GU Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious Bii;on
Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other Fevers IadeS h.
Railways Pills. so quick as Railways Ready Relief
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Kidney. Bladder.

Urinary and Womb Diseases Gravel, Diabetes, Dro1
sy( Incontinence of Urine Brights disease Albumin
ria and in cases where there Brick dust deposits or
the water is thick, cloudy, mixed with substances like
the white Of egg threads like white silk, there
morbid dark, bilious appearance. and white Bone
dust deposits, and where there is prcking, burning
sensat on and pain in the small of the back and along
liam Resolyent, aided by the application OF Railways
Ready Relief to the spine and small of the back and
the bowels regulated with one or two of Railways
In few days the patient will be enabled to hold
and discharge water naturally without pain, and the
or sherry color.
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EVERY DAY AN INCREASE IN
FLESH AND WEIGHT IS SEEN
AND FELT.

Serofula, Consumption, Syphilis in its many forms
Glanduar Disease, Ulcers in the Throat and Mouth:
Tumors, Nodes in the Glands and other parts 9th.
systems Sore Eyes, Strumous Discharges from the Ears
EruPtye Diseases of the Eyes, Nose Mouth, and the
worst forms of Skin Diseases EruptOns, Fever Sores
Scald Head. Ring Worm, Salt Rheum, ETysipelas
Acne, Black Spots, Worms in the Flesh. TumOrs Can
cerA In the Womb, and all weakening and painful dis
charges Night Sweats, and all of the Life Prin
ciple within the Curative range of Radways Sar
saparan Resolvent and few days use will prove to
any using for either of these forms Of disease
its potent power to cure them.
Not only does the Sarsaparlan Reso1vent excel a.
known remedial agents in the cure of Chronic Scrofu
lOus Constitutional, Skin und Syphiloid diseases but
it is the only positive remedy for
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22


here somehow. And maybe a squirrel or
samething will come along for us to eat
YOU know; and then"
"How would we cook hirnY~ asked
Billy, whose courage was rapidly reviving
under the stimulus of so extraordinary
probability of something to eat.
ooh, well have to build fire in one
of these crotches and roast him, ] guess.
answered the chief. ''If we only had a
few Matches"
"And little dry stuff TO kindle," add
ed Billy.
"Yes," said Paugus Squirrels leg is
real good"
"Yes sir" said Billy "Seems to me /
can 'raost smell it. Ant YOU awful hun
qryf,'
HPohp' said Paugus; " "Oatets never get
hungry. They go ever so many days
without ANYTHING to eat--when they can't
ret IL. you know
Paugus began to realize the condition
of q chief who couldn't get anything.
But he went bravely to work upon an
| imaginary bed, which was to be fastened
to crotch in some imaginary way. The
whole tribe followed suit, and were soon
busily engaged in looping every limb
within reach. All at once they heard
soft and familiar voice at distance, call
| Ing:
| C0-boss Coboss Co boss !"
" Harkl" said Paugus. "That's Mary,
calling the cows"
$50 II is" said Billy. 81 shouldn't
wonder If they should hook her all TO
piecesm
But the calling continued, and soon old
Crumple took the lead for the bars. Tho
rest fell into line one after another, until
at last long crooked file was formed,
in which the frolicsome steers marched as
quietly as the sober old cows.
"The boys looked on in amazement.
At last the coast was clear, and the Pick
wackets came down boldly from the tree.
By dint of good run they at length
came up with Mary, who was now driv-
ing the cattle
"Why, boys, where have you beenP"
asked Mary, quietly.
"After the cows" said the chief.
"Why didn't you bring them, thenH"
"Ob-I guess-we weren't : quite
ready"
"What made the cattle run and ,bellow
so. little while ago?" asked Mary.
"Oh-I don't know" said Paugus,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

WAS sitting quietly in my room one
morning, when note from my old friend,
Lou Livermore, was brought in. / am
very fond Of Lou, as, indeed, al. her
friends are; though she still remains,
like Holmes aunt
The sole ungathered rose
On her ancestral tree"
She lives far up in the country, but oc-
casionally comes to Boston on visit.
Her note was as follows:
DEAR HEPsEY: Here l am in the Hub, at
the West end Of it; is that the hubbiest part,
l wonder? l am coming over to see
you on Thursday. 1 meant to go to-day, but
can't; Pm all used up-"clear tuckered
out" as Aunt Polly used to say. "What
has done it !" Why, my new dress, and
such dress 1t will give you fits to see
how my back is hutched up and pufFed out.
Pm regular balloon; a fashion-plate; q
anything that is huge and hideous-a camel
or dromedary, for example; only they, poor
things were born with humps on their
formed ~ In an evil hour listened TO the
voice of the tempter, and put myself into
the hands of a city dressmaker.
"She's very Stylish" quoth the tempter.
Little rocked in my ignorance what that
meant; and / went to her rooms in sweet,
conhding simplicity, bearing an innocent
looking dress pattern under my arm. / had
three SeaHoes with Mrs. Cuttit, a most i'm
posing parsonage, of whom stood in NOR
tai terror; and at length emerged, trans
formed. went in slim; came out stout; /
went In erect; came out humpbacked; /
went In plain; come out bedizened; went
in with forty dollars In my purse; / came
out with Just enough TO pay my fare home
on the street-car-the collapse having been
transferred from my purse to my person
with incredible celerity and ease.
Verify, fashion doth make towards of us
alp; yea, and puff-balls also? / wish | had
the courage togo through the world in a
gored gown without pinch, or puff, or
pueker In 1t; but haven't; so l am balloon,
that by some incomprehensible machinery Is
raised into mountainous ridges. Surmount.
Ing these ridges, at right angles to my body
If there be body inside this corrugated
globe, of which am in serious doubt, to say
nothing of an immortal soul-projects fan.
shaped, be-frlnged, be-puckered basque,
looking for all the world like a spread tur-
key tan. On top OF this projection good
sized trunk could be comfortably seated
only II might fall inl wonder If pap
poose couldn't be inserted somewhere; ] dc
SO long TO blend the useful with the orna-
mental
NoY, Hepsibah, you are a sensible married
woman, competent to give good advice, and
/ ask you, what am / TO do? Go round the
world IN this harlequin guise, or give the
glad to preserve a modicum of selfrespect
but how can j, inside of a balloon?
shall appear In full spread on Thursday
to spend the day, can't sit down; but
shOitid like the loan Of . bed post and q cord
/ might go up, you know. Till then, In
every fiber Of my stllfening, Yours truly,
The GREAT EXPANDED.
sat laughing over this, when in walk
cd Hester Graywood, another old friend
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22
RICH.

YES, am rich, although the world
Would doubtless call me poor;
But I've so many blessings that
/ scarce can count them DER.
Then how can be poor No, mol
I'm rich, and God has mady me sol
The sun, that through my easement shines,
And dances on the wall,
is just as bright and warm, and glad,
AS that in lordly hall;
And none can rob me of its light.
Thank God! I'm free, and have my sight!
The vines and roses by my door,
So beautiful to see,
All fresh and sweet with scents of heaven
Do they not bloom for me
They fill with fragrance all the air,
And fill my heart with praise and prayer.
No need of lutte or dulcimer
TO cheer my lonely way;
The robin and the oholc
Sing to me all the day;
And, through the night, the whip,poor-will,
In platntiye notes, sings to me still.
The breeze that bears the ship away
To isles beyond the sea,
rings rosy checks and happy smiles,
And wealth of health to me.
O, how love the sweet, fresh airl
1t tells me God is everywhere.
If I'm in need, some friendly hand
He sends to my relief;
If sorrow comes, some loving heart
He brings to share my grief;
/ never can be poor; no, mol
I'm rich, and God has made me so!
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

married this bride was worth $3.50, ,000)
Mr.. Hottcn perpetrated jocose para.
graph in the San Francisco Nctos Letter,
which vexed the object of 1t so thorough
ly that he cannot forget or forgive 1t !;
"MARK TwAIN's MARRIAGE.
"Mark Twain, who, when he has been
long enough sober to permit an estimate,
has been uniformly found to bear a spot
less character, has got married. 1t was
not the act of desperate man-it was
not committed while lsboring under tenn.
porary insanity his insanity is not of
that type, nor docs he ever labor II was
the cool, methodical, cumulative calCula-
tion of human nature working in the
breast of an orphan, hankering for some
one with fortune to love-some one
with a bank account to caress. For years
he has felt this matrimony coming on.
Ever since he left California there has
been an undertone of despair running
through all his letters, like the subdued
wall of pig beneath waehtub. He
felt that he was going, that no earthly
power could save him but, as a conces-
sion to his weeping publishers, he tried a
change of climate by putting on a linen
coat and writing letters from the West
Indies. Then he tried rhubarb, and du-
ring his latter months he was almost con-
stantly under the influence of this power
full drug. But rhubarb, while it may give
a fitful glitter to the eye and deceitful
redness to the gills, cannot long delay the
pangs of approaching marriage. Rhubarb
was not what Mark wanted. Well, that
genial spirit has passed away; that loving,
bright smile will no more greet the early
bar-keeper, nor the old familiar chalk it
down delight his ear. Poor Mark he
was good schemer, but he couldn't be
made to work"
But man who is professional joker
should not cut up so rough at what was,
of course, only written as jest.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22
The Trick of Prospective Brother
in-IaW.

ARATHER contemplate trick was played
on one of our young clerks, Sunday night.
He bought cut glass bottle of cologne,
with glass stopper and pink ribbon, to
present to q young lady he is keeping
company with, but on reaching the house
he felt little embarrassed for fear there
were members of the family present, and
so he left the beautiful gift on the stoop
and passed in. The movement was per
ceived by graceless brother of the young
lady, who appropriated the cologne to his
own use, and refilled the bottle with
hartshorn from the family jar, and then
hung around to observe the result. In
little while the young man slipped out on
the stoop, and securing the splendid gift,
slipped back again into the parlor, where,
with few appropriate words, he pressed
it upon the blushing girl. Like a good
and faithful daughter that she was she at
once hurried into the presence of her
mother, and the old lady was charmed.
They didn't put up scent stuff like
that when she was girl; it was
kept in a china tea cup and 1t
was held together by samples of all
the family's hair. But she was very
much pleased with it. She drew out the
stopper, laid the beautiful petals of her
nostrils over the aperture, and fetched
pull at the contents that fairly made them
bubble Then she laid the bottle down,
and picked up brass mounted fire shovel
instead, and said she, as soon as she could
say anything; "Where is that plaguy
brat?" And he, all unconscious of what
had happened, was in front of the mirror
adjusting his necktie and smiling at him
self. And here she found him, and said
to him: oh, you are laughing at the
trick OF an old woman, are you, you wall
eyed lep0r." And then she basted him
one on the ear. And he, being by nature
more eloquent with his legs than his
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22
Neck.Twisting In Church.

There are practices tolerated in relig-
ious congregations, which Christians who
are jealous for the honor of their Masters
ter's house should utterly condemn. De-
corum is the handmade of devotional
feeling, and, fol this reason, the house of
God should never be disturbed by the
slightest approach to irreverence.
"It is part of my religion" said a
pious old lady wnen asked why she went
early to church, at is part of my relig-
ion not to interrupt the religion of
others;" and we believe if many con
gregation made ii part of their religion
not to twist their necks almost out of Joint
to witness the entrance of every person
who passed up the aisle during service, it
would be better both for their necks and
their religion.
A gross abuse of religious decorum
sometimes needs harsh medicine as rem.
edy. We give that adopted by Henry
Clay Dean, who was one time captain OF
Congress. The anecdote is from the Pa
eifc Methodist:
"Being worried one afternoon by this
turning practice in his congregation, Mr..
Dean stopped in his sermon and said
Nov, you listen to me, and I'll tell
you who the people are as each one OF
them comes in
"He then went on with his discourse
until gentleman entered, when he bawl.
ed out like an usher, Deacon A, who
keeps a shop over the way and then went
on with his sermon. Presently another
man passed up the aisle, and his name.
Issiden.sS and occupation were given; so
he continued for some time. At length
some one entered the door who was un-
known TO Mr.. Dean, when he cried out,
"A little old man, with drab coat and an
old white hat; don't know him; look for
yourselves That congregation was cur
ed
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22
What Made Mark Twain Mad.

THE London correspondent of the Bos.
ton Courier relates the following:
The letters which have appeared in the
Spectator from Mark Twain and John
not altogether with the American hunor, !.
ist. Mr.. Hotten makes some rather awk-
ward statements for Mark Twain and Mr..
Routledge to answer, and it is limited that
personal feeling Is in part responsible for
Marks hostility TO Mr., Hotten. The lat
ter, it should be said, has resided in the
United States, and when Mark Twain was
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

IT is stated that Connecticut railroad
is about to make trial of the so-called
paper car-wheels under the forward truck
of their locomotives. These wheels are
costly, but run safely and easily; they
have been known for some time to car
builders, but their introduction into gen.
eral use has been prevented by the ex-
pense. Sheets of common straw paper
are formed into compact mass by a
pressure of three hundred and fifty tons.
The mass Of paper is turned perfectly
round, and by pressure Of twenty five
tons hub is forced into hole in the cen.
ter. TIL. paper wheel, by a pressure of
two hundred and fifty tons, is next forced
into steel tire with one quarter of an
inch bDVel upon its inner edge. Two cir
cular iron plates are then bolted on to the
tire TO keep the paper filling in place, By
this arrangement the steel tire rests upon
the paper only, and partakes Of its elias.
ticity. II is claimed that these wheels
wear longer than those of the other de-
scription, iniure the tracks less, and run
with less noise.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

He did what Sickles did to Key
What Cole on Hiscock wrought, did he;
In fact, on persons twenty-threc
He proved the marriage sanctity.
The counselor who took the fee,
The witness and the referee,
The indge who granted the decree,
Died in that Wholesale butchery.
And then when Jones, Lycurgus B.,
Had wiped the weapon of Bowie,
Twelve jurymeu did instantly
Acquit and set Lycurgus free.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

tongue, hastened from there, bowling like
mad, and accompanied to the gate by that
brass mounted shovel. He says he would
give everything on earth If he could shake
off the impression that mistake had
been made. .-DdnbttrH NeUs.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

An important decision has been rem
dered by the Supreme Court of Maryland
in regard to the religious belief of wit
nesses. The case in question was an
action for debt, where the defense made
objection to the witness ON the ground of
religious belief The objection was
founded on the old common law rule, as
well as a provision in the State Constitu.
tion providing that belief in the exist
ence of God, with system of future
reward and punishment, was the only
requisite. 1t was shown by direct testi-
mOny to impeach the witness that, so far
as could be gathered from his expressions,
he came within both these limitations.
In rebuttal it was shown that the witness
did not believe in personal God, but
only in Supreme Spirit pervading ma
ture. The court held that the belief in a
personal God was not necessary, and that
the witness, by acknowledging merely
the existence of Supreme Being or
Power, established his competency to
testify.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1872-11-22

"DEER tongue" is a little plant which
is now attracting considerable attention
as an article for scenting tobacco and
wrappers for cigars, the leaves having a
strong vanilla odor. II grows abundantly
Southern paper is confident that it will
become an important commercial product
of that section OF the country.