Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1872-08-29
Humorous Headings.

Humorous Readings.
Power Of evil-A power of attorney.
Can the last of ship be called the
hulltimatum
The drum on which the Greeleyites
beat the tattoo-New England rum.
Never have wooden leg made of oak
because the oak is apt to produce acorn.
Ahem "A little temper is such o
good thing in wives that they ought
never to lose it.
Popular delusion-That s'b0ys will be
boys, for, if they live long enough, they
will be men.
Why are some men like musical glass
es ? Because to get their best tones we
must keep them wet.
Some people don't mind how hot it is.
An old boatman down at Richmond says
he likes his sons stroke.
Theatrical conundrum. Can it be
/ truly said that actors who wear false
calves are themselves real ones ?
Dr. Greeley mentions that ice water
should be drank very sparingly this hot
weather, unless the ice is perfectly
ripe.
A Scotchman had friend who is
dwarf Another asked him what he
called the little fellow Il call him a
man, ken. " he said
Justice to America-"C Charge, Bennett
charge! On, Stanley on.
So came the news from livingstone
Ptncd.
Mr. Greeley thinks that cat were
/ fy4riT ~,
scraps, she might ultimately produce a
litter Of catacombs.
Mr.. Greeley thinks liberal bets on
North Carolina and other Southern
States require good deal Of 'hedging.'
/ The Usage orange preferred.
Dr. Greeley was recently called on to
prescribe for a young man whowas very
| low with Conformation Of the bowels.
He ordered him to 60 West at once.
After the battle
First Irish 6'hoy pat, Pat, if it's
| dead We are, can't we spake and say so ?"
| Sceoad ditto Its not dead | am.
Pat, dear, but just speechless.
Who are the most discontented of all
| tradcsmen Blacksmiths for thee bel
/ lows and blows arcl always going. and
they are striking for wages all the year
! round.
''ATasters away from home, sir. Would
/ YOU please to leave YOUR name ?" 'tFaiX.
! an what should I be LAWN me name
! for, beda1l when he knows me quite
we'll ?"
YIN win alvus motifs ona +bir,r. t,o
devil never offers to go into partnership
with hizZy man but yu will often see
4
all the canital
You NAV basic Won max, season
The crow, if Won VIII
But tha Genuine B0nrhn9
Finds it "a durncd bitter pill."
Mrs. Cloyerntad: ,What's the mat
ter banIci que nat Kept ms hand on
! his check during the drlyp) Have you
GOT the tooth2chc = Daniel 30
m Um, thanky mum. But | was afraid,
m um-IEe been q having in@ons to my
/ ''hhrf III unn
DISTINGUISHED foreigner: ZACH, MccS,
congratulate YOU vrom de- bottom Of
my hartt lon have played and zun@
Eyltc-kyitr-. Fair performer quite
cNccr1blN ? Distinguished foreigner
Zach . IeS Oats is de wort quite
eNekrapIy!"
1t is said that n farmer in western
New York has r.earrd 5000 by burning
wood n Indian c,@2r signs for few
M""tls "nq, digging them mp and selling
them tn COLLEGES .o' pcTIbgd Mohican~.
II" rascal ."Wd n' Kicked to death by
an Infatuated saw horse,
4 witty son Of St Patrick was in
charge Of ferry boat 4 lady passcn-
! ger being frightened by the waves asked
him, Are people ever lost by this boat:
He rave her the encouraging reply, Not
often, ma'am we generally find them
after, by dragging the river