The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-03-15

Shelton.
It is expected that B. +. Dowell
will have the full vote of Southern
Oregon for Congress in the Radical
State Convention next week.
The Radical Legislature of Cali
ifornia have increased the expenses
Of the city Government OF San Fran
cisco $500. 600 over last year.
A California cow, determined not
be o~verreached in fame by Mrs.
O'Leary's Chicago bovine, has given
birth to three calves at once.
Brigham Young has now 81 wives
living and 2 dead. He has only once
in his life been "mittened" by n
woman whom he wanted to marry.
A postoflice clerk of San Bernadi.
no, CAL, attempted to get away with
many government stamps, but now
mourns in sorrow in the county jail.
A Bachelors society of San Fran
cisco has been busted up since Leap
Year began by the girls marrying of
oil the officers and robbing the Treas
ury.
Small boys are not allowed to ride
on the construction train at Healds-
burg-unless they have a pretty sis
ter. The conductor is very kind to
such.
A Washington Territory man
will cease TO burrow in the ant hill
Of poverty, because his aunt has died
at the East and left him q cool mil
lion.
A Portland burglar stole n poor
devil of q printers silver watch last
Monday. That thief can't get any
lower down in this world-not by
land.
Tom. Merry, editor of the Yreka
Union, calls snow ''the frozen tears
of heavenr' Tom has attended q
leap year party aud has evidently got
it bad.
Never mind the obituary, Judge"
said n Montana culprit, when the
court became pathetic in pronounc-
ing sentence. Lets fix the time for
the funeral"
San Francisco has q German nam
ed Observation-Disclosures. His wife
recently split her windpipe while
standing on the back stoop calling
him to breakfast.
One day last month 3 sons of Mr..
James Spray. aged respectively 10,
l6 and s years, were caught in a snow
slide in Madison valley, Montana,
and all persisted.
Carrie Staniy, q beautiful and we'll
educated woman, who left her hus-
band and went upon the town three
years since, dropped dead in San
Francisco last week.
It is claimed that the Radical can
didates for Representatives in Mari
on county are all Holiday men and
in favor OF Mitchell for Senator. OF
course B~oise's friends are mad.
In a % at Canyon City, Grant
county. q few days ago. Joseph Old
field was stabbed in eight or nine
places by dad" Akers. It is be-
lieved the wounds are not mortal.
The RAIDS OF Clackamas county
nominated. for Senator, Hiram Coch-
ran; for Representatives. Ma.lock,
Brian and Crawford; for Sheriff,
Ramsby: for Clerk, Peter Paquet.
A California eve recently gave
birth to four lambs, three OF which
derive their support from the mater
nal font, while the fourth is DEEPEN
dent on the cold charity Of mankind.
They are thrifty.
Very good mines are being worked
on Payette river, Idaho, six miles
below Horse Shoe Bend. Four men
in ten days washed out 81, 216 95.
There is pay in the dirt all over the
hills for miles around.
An engineer on the Pacific r. r..
has just found out that he can't le-
gally have one wife at each end of
the road upon which he runs-on
at Omaha and the other at Sacrament
to. He will be tried OF Sacramento.
The Stockton (Cal.,) R'publican
anticipates that the wheat yield of
San Joaquin valley this year will ex-
coed IL, COO 900 bushels, equaling
Understandable of the total wheat
product of the State in 1S69-70.
A boy murdered a Chinaman in
San Francisco and vas acquitted by
the jury, under instructions from the
court, because of his great juvenility.
All the little boys can now f~earlessly
turn out and kill the heather Chi
nees.
"The sexes were made for one an
other" was the text of a lecture by a
young lady in California, recently.
She appealed to the feelings of her
r,,,a;onca To nrova tho frutb If bar