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Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
Every Day an Increase in Flesh
and Weight is Seen and Felt.

THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
EUeTg drop OF the SARSAPARILLlAN
RESOLNENT communicates through the
Blood, Sweat, Urine, and other fluids and
Juices Of the system the rigOr Of lie, for
il repairs the wastes OF the body with new
and sound material. ScrOfRld. Syphilis,
Consumption, GiGndulGr disease. Ulcers
Ga The throat, Mouth, IhmOrs, Nodes 81
he Glands aud other parts 81 the system.
Sore Eyes, StTHmOrous discharges from
diseases, Ef7IptfOHS, Fsrer Sores, Sodid
Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rheum, Efystp-
elias, Acne, Black Spots, Worms a. t1s
Flesh, 1UmOrS, Cancers IN the Womb, and
al toedkeRiRg and pdi9guI discharges,
Night Streats, Loss u SperfE, and az
sodStes Of the life principle, are within the
clfrdtfre range Of this tcOndeT Of Modern
Chemistry, and a Jeto dGys' use ioiif prove
20 any person using Il for either Of these
forms Of disease its potent pOtssr 60 esTs
them.
II the patient. daily becoming reduced BY
the wastes and decomposition that Is con-
unually progressing, succeeds in arrosting
those wastes, and repairs the same with
new material made from healthy blood
and this the SARSAPARILLIAN will and
does secure-a cure Is certain; for when
once this remedy commences its work Of
publication, and succeeds in diminishing
the loss OF wastes, its repairs will be rapid,
and every day the patient will feel himself
growing better and stronger, the food Of
costing better, appetite improving, and
flesh and weight increasing.
Not only does the SARsAPARLLIAS RE
SOLVENT excel all known remedial agents
in the cure OF Chronic, Scroiulous. Constt-
tutionai, and Skin diseases; but IL IL the
only positive cure for
Kidney and Bladder Complaints,
Urinary, and Womb diseases, Gravel, Dia-
betes, Dropsy, StOppage Of Water, Inconti-
- f.-f.. A
nuria, and in all cases where there are
briek-dust deposits, or the water is thick.
cloudy, nike with substances like the
white Of an egg, or threads like white silk,
or there Is n norbid, dark. bilious appear
snee, and white bone-dust deposits, and
when there Is pricking, burning sensa-
ton when passing water, and pain in the
Small OF the Back and along the Loins.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
Non-Resident Notice.

In Chancery at Jackson, Tennessee-Janu-
airy Rules, lS12.-tfeO. w. Harris vs..
VIM. c. Hutchinson, Admir- OF 10. FOgg
ct al.
! y this cause il appearing from complain
Il ants bill. which l. sworn to, that the
following named defendants, viz: George
w. WagganeT and wife Margaret Wagon
er, and William Fogg, are non-residents Of
the State Of Tennessee, so that the ordinary
process OF law cannot be served on them /;
Il Is therefore ordered that publication be
made in the WIG AND TRIBUNE. a news
paper published in the city of Jackson,
Tennessee, for four successive weeks, re-
quiring said defendants 10 plead, answer or
dcmur 70 cOmplainant's bill, on or before
the next term Of this Court, commencing
on the fourth Monday IN April, 1872. or the
same will be taken for confessed, and set
for hearing ex parte as 70 them.
u. N. WISDOM.
Clerk and Master.
HAYNES & BOND, Solicitors. jan2-4t.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13

Ridicule often parties resentment,
ut resentment never parties ridi-
lla
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13

d. n. LASVNg ,. 7.
janis, lSl2-4t for Madison county.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13

very night when the stars come out,
And the birds have gone to rest,
, little hand, like cooling dove,
Nestles rpon my breast.
moothes my forehead and pats my cheeks;
Passes its finger tips
YER my eyelids and through my hair,
Lingering on my lips.
lings to my neck, and clasps my arm,
Till tired Of its caress,
nd fallen asleep within my own,
That pure white hand press.
lany year has come and gone;
The little hand is cold;
,hildren's children are on my knee,
And am growing old.
ct each night, as the stars come out,
And near the Heavenly land,
feel as 1 felt in my early days,
The touch of that gentle hand.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
Petition for Divorce in the Cir
cult Court of Hardin County.

). ID. Alexander ". 1. l.. Alexander.
1T appearing 10 the Clerk. from the petit
Il ton and affidavit flied in this cause, that
G.. l.. Alexander, the defendant, is a non-
resident Of the State OF Tennessee, 50 that
the ordinary process OF law cannot be
served on her; IL Is therefore ordered by me
that publication be made In :he " IIG AND
TRIBUNE, newspaper published in the
city Of Jackson, Madison county, Tennessee,
for four successive weeks. the last of which
shall be 1t least one week before the next
term OF this Court, 10 be holden az the Court
House In the town OF savannah. Hardin
county, Tennessee, on the second Monday
in January next, requiring the said defend
ant to then and there appear, and pie Il,
answer or demur 10 said petition. or the
same viii be taken Tor confessed and st FOR
hearing, eN parte.
JNO. T. STREET, Clerk.
Dec. 10th. ISL. lta
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
In Chancery Court at Savannah,
Tenn, December Rules, 1871.

William NJ. Bogus VS.. Daniel B. Morris.
HPON motion OF Complainant by Solicit
- or, and it appearing to me from the
allegations Of compliments bill, which is
swern to, that defendant, Daniel B. Morris,
is a nonresident of the State of Tennessee :
1t Is ordered by me that publication be
q newspaper published in the City Of Jack.
son, in Madison County, Tennessee, for
four successive weeks, requiring said non
resident defendant to appear az the next
term OF the ChanceTy Court to be held for
the county of Hardin, in said state, at the
Court House in Savannah, on the second
Monday in March next, and plead, answer
or demur TO said bill, flied against him by
complainant, William Nj. Bogus, or the
same will be taken for confessed against
him aud set for hearing, ex parte.
E ID. PATTERSON, c. &M.
December 18th, 1871. 4t$
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
A FOmenting Husband.

Returning home late the other
night,a gentleman living on Mission
street, saws the San Francisco Net0S
Letter, disrobed without lighting
the gas, and lay peacefully down be-
side the partner of his joys. Sinking
back upon his pillow, he straight
way raised himself up again, and
remarked:
al say, wife, how's yonr pillow
warm ?"
"Why, what a foolish question:"
returned she; "my pillow is all
right"
q rs it real warm ?" he asked.
Certainly it is; have had my
head on it for three hours"
Apparently satisfied, he lay down
and was silent for some time, when
vigorous nudging in the side of his
wife proved that he had another
idea.
al say, wife ?"
"For goodness sake, what do you
want ?" petulantly asked the sleepy
dame.
al say, you don't use hair oil, do
you 20
"Of course not-you know that as
well as anybody. Do, for mercy's
sake, go to sleep"
Another half hour passed in ST.
lence, broken only by the solemn
ticking of the clock in the darkness.
Then there was another spasmodiC
nudging.
/" I say, wife, you didn't put the
calf under this bed tonight, did
you 2"
Gracious me p returned the
matron, g what is the matter with
your OF course the calf is not un-
der the bed. win you never go to
sleep?"
"Well," continued her lord, slid
ing his legs sideways out of the bed,
" Pm blest if there amt something
live under here"
There was the sound of scram-
bling around, q partial upheaving OF
the couch, the quick CLEAN of q
white garment making for the open
window, through which it disap.
peared, a thrashing round in the
rose bushes outside, and all again
was still. The care of the children
has been awarded to the husband.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
In Chancery Court at Purdy,
McNairy County, Tenn, Nov.
Rule, 1871.

". d. Huddleston W. Phebe Hurst, Geo.
VI. Owens and wife. Abel l.. Hurst
and wife, Hiram Dunn and wife. Jas
per Hurst, Arthur c. Hurst, and Mails
81, cOmplainanps wife.
TT appearing to the satisfaction Of the
Il Clerk and Master from the bill fled in
this cause, winch Is sworn 10, that Phebe
Hurst, Abel L. Hurst and wife are non-resi-
dents Of the state Of Tennessee, and are
residents respectively Of the States of Ar
kansas and Missouri. and Hiram Dunn and
wife are also non-residenLs, whose residence
i unknown; IL IS therefore ordered by the
Court, that publication be made in tue
Wing ana Tribune, newspaper published
in the city OF jackson, Tenn. commanding
tie said nOn-resileuts (dcfendants) to make
thClr appearance before His HOnOr the
Chancellor 1t the Court House in the town
Of l1urdy, and on the 1t Monday in March.
1872, within the first three DAYS of the term.
and plead, answer or demur 10 complain
ants bill, or the same viii be taken for
confessed, rs 20 them, and set Tor hearing.
eX-parte. THOS. r. BECK. c. K ".
FIELDING HURST, sol. Tor cemp't.
decl6-4t
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
Attachment Notice.
The State of Tenn, Madison county,
ORIGINAL ATTACHMENT.

John Y. Keith & Co., VS.. B. F. Rollins
IN this cause it appearing by affidavit that
L defendant, B. +. Rollins, is Justly in
deoted TO the plaintiffs, Jno. Y. Keith 4
Co., in the sum OF (SIO5 ~ one hundred
and three dollars and seventy-fiye cts, aud
that he is 4 nonresident of the State OF Ten
nessee, 80 that the ordinary process Of law
cannot be served on him, and an Original
Attachment having been levied on his PROD
erty, debts and effects, it il therefore order
ed that publication be made in the Wing
AMI Tribune, newspaper published in the
city Of Jackson, Tenn, for four consecutive
weeks, commanding the said B. F. Rollins
TO appear before me, at my office, in
the court house, on Monday the 9Th
of February, 1872, and make defence to said
suit against him, or it Will be proceeded
with eX parte.
B. r. PERSON, ]. p.
jaR.6, IS72-4t for Madison county.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
sowing ana Eseaping.

a Christian gentleman was stay
ing few days with farmer, who,
though a man of sound sense and
many amiable traits, was a neglector
of religion. He was an excellent
farmer, priding himself not little
on the fine appearance and thorough
culture of his farm, and evidently
was pleased with his guest, who was
a man of winning manners and ex-
tensive information.
One day the gentleman walked
where the farmer was scattering his
seed broadcast in the field.
What are you sowing, Mr.. IL"
was his pleasant inquiry.
Wheat" was the answer.
"And what do you expect to reap
from it2''
"Why, wheat of course" said the
farmer.
AT the close of the day, as all were
gathered in the family circle, some
little thing provoked the farmer
the husband, the father and the head
of the family-and at once he flew
into a violent passion, and forget
ting, in his excitement the presence
of his guest, he swore most pro-
fanely.
The latter was sitting next to him,
and in q low, serious tone, said:
.TAnd what are you sowing now?"
The farmer seemed startled. A
new light at once flashed upon him
from the question of the morning.
"WhatV" said he in a subdued and
thoughtful tone, " do you take such
serious views of life as that-such
serious views of every mood and
word and action? ?"
"Yes," was the reply, "for every
mood helps to form the permanent
temper and for every word he must
give an account, and every act but
aids to form habit and habits are
to the soul what the veins and AFTER
les are to the blood, and the courses
in which it moves, and will forever.
By all these little things we are
forming character, and that charac-
ter will go with us to eternity, and
according to it win be our destiny
forever."-Ihe Gospel Messenger.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
PARTNERSHIP NOTICE.
In Circuit Court of Madison Co.
state of Tenn. Madison County.
A. I. Smith Us. Il. F. Barton.

4 y this cause II appearing by affidavit that
Il the defendant, f. F. Barton, Is Justly
indebted 10 the plaintiff, and is cOncealing
his property, and Is about 10 fraudulently
dispose Of the same; and an original attach
ment having been sued out, retUrnable TO
the Circuit Court OF Madison county, and
the same having been levied on defendants
property: 10 is ordered by the Clerk OF said
Court that publication be made four sue
cessive weeks IN the jackson Weekly WING
AND TTIBUNE, newspaper published in
Madison county, commanding the said r.
+. Barton 10 appear before said Court, at
the Court House in jackson, on the first
Monday in May, 1872, TO make defense to
said suit against him, or il viii be proceed
ed with eX parte.
SION W. BOON, Clerk.
BULLOCK & BULLOCK, Attorneys.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
st. Louis, Memphis. Nashville
and Chattanooga R.R. Line.
Central Short Route.

MCKENZIE TO NASHVILLE.
AND POINTS IN MIDDLE TENN.
HNHE best and only direct route from
Il West Tennessee to Nashville. and via
Nashville 70 Louisville, Indianapolis, Gin
cinnati, &c.
Double Daily Trains-pass Humboldt going
East, with Sleeping Car TO Nashville on
night trains, and through passenger cars on
day trains. The only route By which pas.
sengers are not compelled to change ears
between Humboldt and Nashville
Through ears on day trains, and sleeping
cars OF night trains run through between
Memphis and Nashville, only by this
route.
NV THOMAS, Gen. supt.
W. K. DANLEY, 6. 2. & F. A.
jan2S-tf y. s. c. and \. & n. W, z. L.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13

THREE GOOD MEDICINEs.-Dr.
Hall names warmth, abstinence and
repose as the ''three best medicines. Z"
We underwrite him as to their great
value. elf the body is tired, rest; if
the brain is tired, sleep; if the bow
els are loose, lie down in a warm
bed, reman there, and eat nothing
until well. If the action of the
bowels does not occur at the usual
hour, eat not an atom until they do
act, at least for thirty-six hours:
meanwhile drink largely of cold
water or hot teas, and exercise in
the open air to the extent of a gem
tie perspiration, and keep this up
until things are righted; this sugges-
ton, If practiced, would save my
rlads of lives every year, both in
the city and country"
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13

While Governor Perham was
transacting business with a State Of
fetal the other day a son entered the
room unceremoniously, and proceed
ing at once to his father, asked him
rather loudly for money. The Gov
enor being busily engaged, and wish
ing to silence his rather boisterous
demands, said to him. ''My son, be
quiet; have no money" The lit
tie fellow placed himself in a theatre
cal attitude, with one foot advanced
and arms akimbo, and looking his
father in the face, said: ''WelI, this
is a pretty how dy'edO; Governor of
Maine, and no moneyi' and went
off whistling, with look of mingled
wonderment and disgust at the pow
erty of the Chief Magistrate.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
InsOIveI.t Notice.

To The creditors Of John II. Sherrod, de-
ceased.
VOU are hereby notified that have sug-
Il gested 70 A. II. Rhodes. Clerk OF the
Henderson County Court, Of Henderson
county, the insolvency OF said estate. You
will therefore file your claims against said
estate in the Office Of the Clerk OF the Court
Of said county, authenticated as the law
directs, on or by the first day Of May, 1872
for pro rata distribution. All claims not
thus fled will be forever barred.
dec334w ARNER LAWLER, A dm't.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
HEALTH! BEAUTY!!

STRONG AND PURE RICH BLOOD
INCREASE or FLESH AND WEIGHT
CLEAR SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL
COMPLEXION SECURED TO ALL.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
| RADMAY,s READY RELIEF


FEVER AND AGUE cured for my
esnts. There IL not remedial agent IN
this world that will cure Fever and Ague.
and all other Malarious, Bilious, Scarlet,
Typhoid, Yellow, and other Fcycrs aided
by RAILWAYS PILLS. -oquick as RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF. Fity cents
per bottle.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
Do Chancry Count at Savannah.

In Chancry Court at Savannah,
Tenns December Rules, 1871.
William Marshall and others vs.. j. NJ. Fiat.
this case, upon motion Of Complain
4 ants, and it appearing TO me that the de-
tendant, j. NJ. Flat, is nonresident Of
the State Of Tennessee II is therefore or
dered. that publication be made for four
successive weeks in the Wing and Tribune,
weekly newspaper published in the city
Of jackson, in Madison county, Tam, re-
quiring said defendant to appear It the
next term Of the Chancery Court for HaT-
din county, 10 be held at the Court House
in Savannah, Tenn, on the Second Monday
In March next, and plead, answer or de-
muir 70 compliments amended bill, filed
against him in this cause, or the same will
be taken for confessed against him, and said
cause set for hearing, ex parte.
decl6-4t@ L. ID. PATTERSON, G. & NJ.
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13
DR. RADWAVN

Sarsaparillian ReSOlVent
HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING
CURES; so QUICK. so RAPID ARE
THE CHANGES THE BODY UNDER
GOES, UNDER THE INFLUENCE or
THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDI-
CINE, THAT
Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-01-13

OF the true children of God, Paul
says: "But now they desire a better
country, that is an heavenly"
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
SELF RELIANCE.

The young man who starts out in
life relying upon others will rarely
accomplish much. The men who
succeed are the self.reliant, conf.
dent ones, those who have gone
forth in their own energies and abil.
tiles, and who have courage to at.
tack obstacles, of whatever char.
acter, and persevere in their as.
saults until they are overcome. We
have number of such in mind at
present, and not a few otthe opposite
class. 1t is the sons of wealthy
fathers who are generally the most
reliant upon others. Wherever one
rich mans son succeeds in business
twenty fail. The large majority OF
our prosperous men of all pursuits
and professions are those who have
commenced life with but little be-
yond a stout pair of hands, clear
head and a confident spirit. They
are the ones who subdue difficulties
and master situations which to sons
Of wealth and luxury appear insur-
mOuntable.
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
KI,ACI< HOGS,

A correspondent of the Michigan
Farmer says:
The principle objection to the Es-
sex and Berkshire breed of hogs
find to be their color. Now as
iouatt justly observes, this is not
even "Skin deep" The coloring
matter will be found secreted be-
tween the true skin and the epider-
mis- or outer skin. lfcare is taken in
scalding black hogs they can be
dressed as white as any hogs. 1t is
well known principle that all black
substances absorb heat. Hence, in
dressing black hogs, the water
should not be so hot as in scalding
white ones. If this simple rule is
observed there will be no difficulty
in dressing black hogs. Instead OF
this being an objection | regard il
as an advantage; tor the skin OF
black hogs will always be found to
be smooth and glossy, free from Gu.
taneous corruption, and always
clear.
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
RICH WITHOUT MONEY.

Many a man is rich without mon
ev. Thousands of men with moth.
ing in their pocket, and thousands
without even pocket, are rich. "A
man born with a good sound con.
stitution, a good stomach, a good
heart, and good limbs, and a pretty
good head-piece, is rich. Good
bones are better than gold; tough
muscles than silver; and nerves that
flash fire and carry energy to every
function are better than houses and
land. 1t is better than landed es-
tate to have the right kind of father
and mother. Good breeds and bad
breeds exist among men as really as
among herds and horses. Educa-
ton may do much to check evil ten
denotes or to develop good ones; but
it is great thing to inherit the
right proportion Of faculties to start
with. The man is rich who has
a good dispoSition-who is natural
ly kind, patient, cheerful, hopeful,
and who has flavor of wit and fun
in his composition. The hardest
thing to get on with in this life is a
ones own self. a cross, selfish fellow,
a despondlng and complaining iel.
Iowa timid and care. burdened
man--these are all born deiormcd
on the inside. Their feet de not
limp, but their thoughts do.
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
YOU ARE WANTED.

Young man. yO,l'rc wanted A
woman wants yo,r don't FORGET her
No matter if Won are moor DOM
wait TO be rich. if Won do ton 70 ono
if YOU are fit TO be married Marry
while Won are youup and str,,oclc
nptogcthcr. Bit mark, Young man
the woman don't want Won if shc is
TO divide her affection with \ cigar
spir,oon or n whisky inc, Neither
does she want Won if Won don't fake
care of her and thc lt,lo after.
THOUGHTS which are nrettv SIRE ,o
follow Neither does she want Won
simply because Won are y man thc
definition Of which is foo ant to he
An animal that w,ors Lirurroted
garments on his lower limbs q omar.
fer snction If siovc.nino nm his ho,d
awcors like q nitrate and ;e irwin I'm
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
"OUIe OWN PRESIDE"
ny WALTER IRWIN.

Where do faces smile the brightest
Chasing sadness far away,
Where DO happy hearts beat lightcst'
Turning Winter into May.
II you think It worth your knowing,
where fond love and truth abIdel
And wher. mr,hful witt flowing,
Gather round Our own Fire,idc
Leave the wintry wind 40 biting,
Leave the cold and stormy blast!
Here fond hearts and hand, uniting,
Pledge love that ere shall lo,tl
Here the cup Of friendship filling.
Spnrkles DER ifr- troubled tide!
Hope and JOY fond pulse, thrilling
Gather round our own Fircsidc!
Here contcntment swcctly smiling,
StrcwS each pathway bright with flowers
Happy thought, and cares bcglpilng,
Gid with Joy the blssrul hourb
II your seeking golden treasures,
In the hearts Of home con1dc!
II you wish tor lasting pleasures,
Gather round our own Fircslde!
Yes gather all, and come together,
Ycare welcome, every one!
Shelter from the cherries weather,
Where no clouds obscure The sun.
Come where flccs'~Iilc TIE brightest
scatter not So farand wide.
Come where happy heart, beat lghtcst!
GNthcr round Omr own tirc,iAe.
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
VIRTUE.

Virtue is certainly the most noble
and secure possession a man can
have. Beauty is worn out by time,
or impaired by sickness. Riches
lead youth rather to destruction
than welfare, and without prudence
are soon lavished away; while virtue
alone, the only good that is ever du-
rable, always remains with the per-
son who has once entertained her.
She is preferable both to wealth
and a noble extraction.
The Athens post. [volume] (Athens, Tenn.) 1848-1917, 1872-01-18
IMPORTANT, If TRUE,

Don Piatt tells the following Of
Horace Greeley:
We were sitting with Horace
one afternoon in that little disrcp-
utable sanctum of his, adjoining the
counting-room Of the Tribune. The
old gentleman was in one Of his
chronic conditions Of grumbling and
di scontent. He had that mealy
appearance, so common to him, that
made him resemble blonde miller
fresh from the dust Of his flour mill,
and was expressing his private
opinion in that public and some
what proiane way, when a colored
gentleman was announced. Let
him come in roared the philoso-
pher, and an aged darkey, clad in
broad cloth, gold.rimmed spectacles
and a cane headed with the same
precious metal, stalked in.
Mister Greeley, beievcN he in.
quired.
Yes, I'm Mister Greeley: what
do you wantf was the gruii re-
spouse.
well, sah,' said old Ebony specs,
seating himself as he deposited his
hat and cane on the noor.-WeIl,
sab, I've been thinking that our
race don't pay enuii attention to
scientific pursuits, sah.'
We saw the cloud gather on the
intellectual countenance of the
great journalistic Bohemian. 1t
broke in thunder at that point. In
voice wherein was blended the
shrll tones Ola hystcrical woman
and the growl of a tiger, he ex-
claimed:
Scientific pursuits! You dam
ned old fool; you want a hoe handle
and a patch Of New Jerscy-thats
the scientific pursuit you want
Get out