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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
PUBLIC SALE.
Tie subscriber. having relinqushed farming, will sell
as Agent, at Public Nenduc.
Wednesday,, tie 3lst day Of January, 1872.

at his residence. Crrsown, the following Stock
and Farming Implements, consisting If
q ; Gray MARES. Fanny and Belle. 6 AMI :,
I--SA Nyears sld next hlnIn-. Mazcpi'a and Knight
" Of Ashland stock. superior drivers iiaN ing
;r i. miles hour to the pole and wuulI lie fst il
trained: Fanny considered Of if the best sin
Gle driver in the county. Black HORSE, also fast and
a superior driver, single or double all of 15gEgrs
which are sound. and ie recommended. ~ MI. nN
good Cows. 2iyin% milk: head of. M-W
Young Cattle; Sh"dts.
Carriasc aud Harness. twu-i,'iae Wagon and Iar-
ness Woods Mower in !ifr,; order OK Cart Ok Yok
and Chains Wheat Fan. Cora>hcller. Cutyators, Plows
Iarruws Cradle Srythes. Grinlstonr, Drags, Forks
Cutting Rux. Saddle and Brides.
Corn Fodder 10y the bundle: Hay and Straw by the
ton: lot # Wheat Clia: Corn. Oats, Potatoes and
Clovrrseed lay til" hushel.
Also IOl SEiioLD and KITCHEN FURNITURE.
to-wit: R-,ls. Rrl-tci,s Tables. Chairs. Washstanl.
Book Case larg" Srttee and Mattress l eglrt-iay
Clock Books Cook aud rdrlor Stoves also Number
of articles too tedious 20 cuumrratc.
TERNI>-Surns of $50 AMI under. Cash over $40 q
credit of Six Months Note with approved security
and interest uayal. at the National Bank OF ElA, ON
Five per discount credit payments /; sasiet!
H.,-Sale to commence ut In "rlock 4 N.
loiiN OWENS,
Jan 20 ls12-2w Agent.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
NOTICE..

The trckh"ld-rI cf the Cherry Hill Binding A-so-
citation requested to meet Thursday ErraiHG.
january 18th. 1872. for the purpose of ELECTlNG
OFFICERS for the ensuing year
JOHN r. CHAPMAN.
Ian % A12-lw Secretary.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given. that the subscriber intends to
apply the County Commissioners of Cecil county at
their regular meeting after the expiration of thirty
days from the date hereof to have private road opened
from the house wherein she resides the land
of Martin NulIuney the road leading from said Null
ron-ys the road from Brick Meeting House to Car
ters Mills. DEBORAH BROWN
Jan 90 lSIl-1m
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
WANTED.

By an experienced MILLER AMI his = Situation
in mill for the coming. wear: would tax" l mill
the Shares Rent Good references given il required
Inquire al TIE CECIL WIG OFFICE.
jan % lS72-2w#
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
LOST OR MISLAID.

A SCHOLARSHIP in Dickinson College, Carlisle Pa.
No 64l. for the term of Four Years All persons
hereby notified negotiate for tho same, have
made application for duplicate certificate.
L. d. McCLENAHAN.
Jan 90. lS12-:;w Port Deposit Nd.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

An extensive stock of New Goods. ar
rived at the Excelsior Store. which will be
sold cheap for cash. j. p. RuLEy.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Persons in quest Of tirSt-cass Goods, at
reasonable rates, will do well to call at the
Excelsior Store, Il. N. House. J. p.
RJLEY.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Mr.. II. H MakinSOn, of Port Deposit, is
selling off his entire stock of Furniture, at
reduced rates. to close out business in that
place. [tf
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
ENANDAL
BOARDING AND DAY-SCH00L
For YOTNG LADIES'

The .ecurd session of this School will commence
February 5tli. and close the rd Friday in June.
Pupils will lie rrcci. ed any time, and charged from
date of entrance.
Location healthy. TERMS MODERATE.
For circulars. containing full particulars address the
Principal Mrs. Robt. Evans,
Jan 20, lST2-lm PoRT DEPOSIT MI.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
LOCAL AFFAIRS.

Local Miscellany.-The Howard House is
offered for rent.
Beginning with tomorrow evening, a
series of meetings will be held nightly in
the Elkton NJ. f Church.
The directors Of the Newark National
Bank have purchased the building in which
the bank is located.
Rev. DR.. McCabe. of the Episcopal
Church, Middletown, has been sick for over
two months, and a lay member has been
appointed to fill his pulpit.
\ dressed hog, weighing 7sO TBS, was
shipped from Elkton to Wilmington, on
Saturday last. We failed to learn by whom
it was raised.
The morning passenger train from Bal
timore, on the Z. W. u B. r. r., was de-
tanned for nearly three hours, on Friday
by accident to the engine. Letters for Inc
Wing were in consequence too late in arriv-
ing to receive proper attention.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

rg- Mr.. John c. Hindman Is our regu-
larry authorized Agent and Collector to
procure subscriptions and advertising for
Ihe Wig.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Life Insurance Agent that we have. There
is sharp competition among the numerous
companies, but none of them have SO indie
fatigable an agent as the Professor, who
works for the New Y ork Mutual, the strong
est. and one of the most profitable ccmpa
MES in the country.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

A Full attendance of the members OF
Elkton Lodge, No. 70, l. 0. of G. T., is
requested, at their regular meeting, on
Monday evening next, at : clock.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Large Sale.-In this issue will be found
the sale of the Stock, Farming Implements
and Household Furniture of F. II. Eldridge,
near Cecilton. 1t is worthy the attention
of purchasers. The advertisement will be
found on the first page.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

The Extra Meeting at Wesley Chapel,
Elk Neck Charge, is going on with consid-
cradle interest and success. The best OF
order prevails, and the congregations are
good.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

PROFITABLE BUSINESS

VIII be given or two persons, of either in
ElEToN and adjoining towns 10y which they may realize
from $500 I" - Ju" with hut little Interference
with ordinary occupation. in selling HOUSE.
HOLD ARTICLES of real merit and
universal II the whole time is devoted II much
larger may lee realized. Circulars free giving com
prtr list of articles and commissions allowed.
T. s COOK & CO. HOhOkeu. N. J.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

The Weather.-It blew up very cold
on Saturday night last, and continued SO
till Monday night, when it moderated, and
during the night and next day, there was
slight fall Of snow.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

TerpsichOrean.-At teacher of the fine
art of "trip it on the light fantastic toe
has organized classes in Elkton, and gives
lessons in dancing weekly. The training
room is in the Odd Fellows Hall.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Consclidation.-By the consolidation OF
the LIST and End Internal Revenue Districts,
Cecil and Hartford counties are constituted
the 9TH Assessment Division, and l.. a. G.
Gerry made Assistant Assessor.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Sale of q Farm.-Mr. Geo. Derrickson,
.Jr., of Middletown, Del, has purchased
the home farm of Mr.. Lewis Roberts, near
Murphey's Mills, in this county, containing
a6O acres, for $2s, GOO.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Improving.-Hon.J Jacob Tome is said to
he slowly recovering from his severe spell
of sickness, reported in our last issue.
Mr.. David Scott, Clerk of the Circuit
Court, has been Frustrated by an attack of
pneumonia, for some three weeks, but is
reported something better. He has been
confined to his bed during the entire term
of Court
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

Strayed from HOme.-A little colored
girl between and syears old, named Anne
Tia Cornish, daughter of Geo. and Ellen
Cornish, left the home Of her parents,
Havre de Grace, Md, on wednesday last,
and has not been heard of since. She had
on when she left nothing but a frock. un-
der clothing and shoes. Any information
concerning her, will be thankfully received
by her distressed parents. -Hatre RsP@j.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

book Tor everybody. Price, elegantly bound 81 5U.
All the above works that meet with rapid sars.--
Our agents doing extraordinary we'll With them.
Full descriptive confidential circulars. alpli-
cation. au sample copies of either of the works
post paid receipt Of price
We want good live Agents: men who can fully hppre-
ciatc the OF the work. and the fact that
a universal want. Agents VIII" desire do good we'll
s make money. Address
WELLS & Co.. 49, Bruome Street.
Jan 20 lS12-Sm New York.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20

These Paints LINSEED
with
durable The
pigment dead and brittle
the well
Or
al
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
." HOW TO GO WEST"

Don't pay more than you need TOBY
buying elsewhere than at Oak Hall
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1872-01-20
wells, Illustrated National Hand IBID

W. lN4laD S'A.EaH ip''l ''''h
4 complete Business Mans Cutie for every Stat
Union. limo. CGd pages Price. S2.tn.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20


DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Is the very remedy for the Weak
and Dcbilitated
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Rapidly restores exhausted
Strength
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Restores the Appetite and
Strengthens the Stomach
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Causes the food to digest, removing
Dyspepsia and indigestion
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Gives tone and energy to
Debilitated Constitutions.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR.
All recovering from any illness
will find this the
best Tonic they can take.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Is an effective
Regulator of the Liver.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Cures Jaundice,
or any Liver Complaint.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Makes Delicate Females, who are never feeling
Well, Strong and Healthy.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Has restored many Persons
who have been
unable to work for years.
DR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Should be taken if your Stomach
is out of Order.
Dr. Crooks Whine OF Far
Will prevent Malarious Fevers,
and braces up the System.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Possesses Vegetable Ingredients
which make it the
best Tonic in the market
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Has proved itself
capable of curing all diseases of the
Throat and Lungs.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Cures all Chronic Coughs,
and Coughs and Colds,
more effectually than any
other remedy
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Has Cured cases of Consumption pronounced
incurabe by physicians.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Has cured so many cases of
Asthma and Bronchitis
that IL has been pronounced q specific
for these complaints.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Removes Pain in Breast, Side or Back.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR.
Should be taken for diseases of the
Urinary Organs.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Cures Gravel and Kidney Diseases.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Should be taken for all
Throat and Lung Ailments.
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR
Should be kept in every house, and its life
giving Tonic properties tried by all.
DR.. CROOKS Compound
Syrup of Poke Root,
Eruption on the Skin.
DIR. CROOKS COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures Rheumatism and
Pains in Limbs, Bones, &c. |tf I
DIR. CROOKS COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT.
Builds up Constitutions
broken down from
Mineral or Mercurial Poisons.
DIR. CROOKS COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT,
Cures all Mercunal Diseases.
DIR. CROOKS COMPOUND
SYRUP OF POKE ROOT
Should be taken by all
"a
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

~ A person having been mentioned
who had been notorously unfortunate in
his first marriage relation, and yet had soon
afterwards married again, Johonson was
asked if it was not rash to embark anew in
an adventure which he had already found
so disastrous. "No," said the philosopher,
elevating his hand, and his countenance
glowing with enthusiasm, cit was the
triumph of hope over experience"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

GBD A young man becoming engaged re-
Gently, was desirous of presenting his in
tended with ring appropriately inscribed,
but being at a loss what to have engraved
on it, called on his father for advice
"Well, " said the old man, "put on when
this you see remember me- ~ The young
lady was much surprised a few days after
with receiving beautiful ring, with this
inscription "When this you see remem-
ber the old man."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

TINE alarming increase i'm the number of fright
A full accidents, resulting in terrible deaths
and the destruction of valuable property, caused
by the indiscrmnate use of oils, known under the
name of petroleum prompts us to call your spe-
cia attention to an article which viii, wherever
We allude to
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

tB- Mr.. Copley, the celebrated portrait
painter, once met lady in the street, who
said to him, "Ah Mr.. Copley have just
seen your likeness, and kissed it because
it was so much like you" "And did it
kiss You in return?" he asked. "Why,
no." was the reply. "Then," said Copley,
"it was not like me'
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

CB man went to borrow mule of Il
neighbor, who said the animal was from
home. Meanwhile the mule chanced to
bray, upon which the borrower exclaimed,
"How9 did you not tell me the mule was
abroad?" The other replied in passion,
"Do you prefer the mules word to mine"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

Gag- ~ think" said a wife who could not
agree with her husband-"I think, Mr..
Jibbs, we had better divide the house.
You shall live on one side and on the
other" Every well my dear" replied he;
"you take the out side and I'll have the
inside"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

GB A. lawyer and doctor were walk
ing arm in arm, a wag said to q friend
"These two are just equal TO one highway
man." "WhyP'' was the response
" Because they are lawyer and doctor
your money or your life"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

GSS- An editor whose name was Fry took
unto himself "fifth rib" His neighbor
of the quill, being very kindly disposed
toward him and his better half, wished
"success to Mr.. and Mrs. Fry and all the
small "fry."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20
Il U NJ 0 RoUs ITEMS
Heartless Joke.


One of the most heartless things ever
done, was trick once played on Pope, the
eplcurean actor. A wicked friend asked
him to dine off small turbot, and boiled
aitchbonc of beef apolgzing for the humble
fare with the usual feigned humility of
friends. "Why it's the very thing like"
said Pope, in his reply, referring to the
aitchbone. 81 will come, my son, with all
the pleasure in life" He came, he saw,
he ate; ate till he grew nearer the table.
and could eat no more. He had Just laid
down his knife and fork, like a soldier tired
of wars alarm, when q bell was rung, and
in came a smoking haunch of venison.
Pope saw the trick at once; he cast q look
of reproach upon his friend, trihed with y
large slice, then again dropped his now
useless weapons, and burst into hysterical
and understandable tears. "a friend of
twenty years standing," he sobbed, and
to be deceived in this mannerp'
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

"a" "Tho NeTs says they cleaned
house at the domcle of tho editor of the
Ltchfeld Enquirer last week. The editor
was called home and entrusted with the
artistic operation Of painting the kitchen
chairs. He finished one of them and sat
down on it to paint the others. They had
to build a fire under the chair to thaw him
off. 1t ruined the chair, but he has had n
bay window set in his pants, and they are
now about as good as new"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

GB A down-easter advertises his wife
thus:
On the sixteenth of July, on the night of 1
Monday, eloped from her husband, the
wife of ]. Grundy, his grief at her absence
each day growing DEEPER should any one
find her, he begs them to keep her.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

EB- A Western editor thinks if the
proper way of spelling, tho is Though, "
and bo "beaux," the proper way of spell
ling potatoes must be "boughteighteaux."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

"Men own to cotton their successes
Says Lucy Stone. Fair lady, yes
And so do woman, you can swear it,
The artiul nymphs know where to wear it.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20

G53' cone eyed Winston" was land
probably is) negro preacher in Virginia,
and his ideas of theology and human
nature are very original, as the following
anecdote may prove. A gentleman thus
accosted the old man on Sunday:
Winston, l understand you believe
every woman has seven devils. Now, how
can you prove t?'
"Well, sah, did you neber read in de
Bible how de seben debbles was cast outer
Mary Magdelene?"
"Oh yes I've read that"
"Did you cher hear of 'em bein cast out
of any odder woman, sah?"
No, never did,"
"Well, den, all de odder got em yit."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1872-02-20
C0rSOI1'S Stellar OIL
FOR
ILLUMINATING PURPOSES.

n
The proprietor of this OH has for several years
felt the necessity Of providing for, and presenting
to the public, as Il substitute for the dangerous
compounds which are sent broadcast over the
country, an oil that is SAFE and BRILLIANT,
and entirely reliable After long series of abo.
rlous and costly experiments, he has succeeded in
PTIBsHnE sP@BsG IN ana 2T SS$s s. Eli PRROf 9cN
should be used by every family
lST, Becauscit is safe beyond a question. The
primary purpose in the preparation of STELLAR
OIL has been to make it PERFECTLY SAFE,
thus nsuring the lives and property of those who
use it.
I'D, Because it is the most BRILLIANT liquid II.
uminator now known.
3D, Because 1t is more economical, in the long
run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids
now in too common use.
TIL, Because it Is intensely BRILLIANT, and
therefore economical, giving the greatest possl-
Bile light at the least expenditure to the consum-
er. Its present standard OF SAFETY AND
BRILLIANCY will always be maintained d,-for
upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining
the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now
enjoys.
To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex-
ploslve compounds now known under the name OF
Kerosene, &c, &c, 1t is put up for family use in
Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and
stamped with the trademark OF the proprietor; it
cannot be tampered with between the manufac-
tnrer and consumer None is genuine without the
TRADEMARK.
STELLAR OIL is sold only by weight, each can
containing five gallons OF six and half pounds
each, thus securing to every purchaser full meas
ure. II is the duty and Interest OF all dealers and
consumers Of Illuminating oil to use the STELLAR
OIL 9nty because 1t alone is known to be safe and
reliable
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-08-16
DR.. FLINTS GREAT RENE
HHE CELEBRATED
QUAKER
BITTER,
A Great Medical Dissolve

Extracts af Roots and HsrJs ,etiek almost Il
Cure the foi4oiciHg GoDf,isttats:
Dyspepsia, Heart Burn. Liver Complaint
of appetite cured by taking few bottles.
Lassitude, Low Spirits and Sinking !.
cured at once.
Eruptions, Pimpies. BIotehes, and all ial
of the blood. bursting through the skin or d
cured readily by following the directions oai
tie.
Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Derangemai
riably cured. One bottle will convince d
skeptieal.
Worms expelled from the system without !
difficulty. Patients suffering from the 4
disease will see a marked change for the 4
their condition after taking one bottle. WI
culties are more prevalent than Is generaligaI
in the young. and they will find the Quak
a sure remedy,
Nervous difficulties. Neuralgia. &c, So
leved.
Rheumatics Swelled joints and serofuls 4
removed or greatly relieved by this inyaluaal
icine.
Bronchitis. Catarrh. Commissions and I'd
cured or much relieved.
Difficult Breathing. Pain in the Lungs I
Chest almost invariably cured by taking
ties Of the Quaker Bitters.
All difficult female arrangements. talm1a
ably caused by a violation Of the organic l
prevalent TO the American ladies', yield "a
this invaluable medieine-the Quaker Biiisal
All impurities Of the Blood and disease
TO the same, always cured by the Quaker
taken according 10 directions.
The Aged find in the Quaker Bitters jaei
Gle they stand in need of in their decliB E
1t qniekens the blood and cheers The +
payes the passage down the plane incline /
as- Sold by all Druggists and DealeH
cine,
DR.. I'll. S. FLINT 81 CO., PROP
PROVIDENCE. R.
For sale by JOHNSON & BABBITT, IA
Bellows Falls and yieinitv
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-08-16

TEACH LovINGLY.-The man who
never smiles has no divine call to the
Sunday sihool ministry. The half-hour
on the Lords day is not the only time
we teach. A kind word, loving look,
shake Of the hand, teaches. Never
pass your scholar without. Don't call
Jim. Peter, when every body else calls
him Jim. Ask names and use them.
Seek out homes, and visit them, Learn
ages, companions names, as we'll as those
of the parents. If you are interested in
your scholars, they will be in you. If
you treat them we'll, they will you. Your
manifest love will make them study at
home, bring them early to school, and
keep them in order while there. A
look from you will often be better than
dismissal. If you are not we'll, they will
be attentive out of sympathy. IF the
questions are hard, they will listen to the
explanation out of respect, If you are
absent, little hands will pull the door
bell on Monday. Thus, before you com
mence the lesson, their hearts are in your
hands. They have given you what the
Master wants, and you as his servant
can easily direct them to him. Be in
earnest love always is. Aim at their
hearts; love always does. Be personal,
because you love each one personally.
Speak in tender tones. You may find a
tear on your hand. Good That mir
rors your love, and is more convincing
than language. The child who sees that.
will say in his heart My teacher loves
me-" Teach lovingly, and when the bell
rings, more hearts than yours will be
sorry to hear it Christian at York.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-08-16

A lady, sitting in the same box of an
opera house with French physician,
was much troubled with ennui, and hap
pened to cape. Excuse me, ma'am,"
said the doctor, " | am glad you did not
swallow me-"
Give yourself no uneasiness," said
the lady, " ever eat pork"