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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

AL HANDS BELown-A good story is told OF
parrot which had always lived on board of ship.
but which escaped at one Of the southern ports and
took refuge In 4 church. Soon afterwards the con-
rrecution assembled and the minister began preach
ing to them in regular red-hot fashion, saying that
there was no virtue in Them that every one oil them
would 20 10 he'll unless they repented. Just as he
spoke the sentence, out spoke the parrot from his
hiding place;
CAL hands below!"
To say that ." all hands" were startled, would be
but q mild way of putting it. The peculiar voice,
from its unknown source, bad much more effect
upon them than the parsons voice ever had lie
waited moment, and then, shade or TWO Paier,
he repeated the warning.
Gan hands belowr' again rang out from some
where.
The preacher started from his pulpit, and looked
auxiously around, inquiring If anybody had spoken
AN hands beIowin was the only reply, at which
the entire panic stricken congregation got up, and
the omen; after they all boted for the doors, the
preacher irving his best 10 be rst, and during the
time the mischievous bird kept up his yelling;
Gan hands below ~
There was one old woman there who was lame,
and could not move as fast the rest, aud in very
short time she was left alone Just as she was
about TO hobble out the parrot flew down, aud,
alghtng on her shoulder, again yelled in her ear;
All hands belowi'
s.No, no, Mister Devil shrieked the old woman,
You can't mean me. l don't belong here go
TO the other church across the way?
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02
Eruptions, Soald Head, Ringworm anG
other Skin Diseases.

After fermentation with warm water, the utmost re-
lief and speediest be readily obtained in all
complaints affecting the skin and joints, by the sim
utaneous of the Ointment and Pills But it must
be remembered that nearly all skin diseases Indicate
the depravity Of the blood and the arrangement Of
the liver and stomach; consequently, in many cases.
time is required purify the blood, which will be
effected by judicious of the Pills. The general
health viii readily be improved, although the eruP
ton may be driven out freely than before, and
which should be promoted. Perseverance, is neces-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02
Piles, Fistulas and Internal inflammation.

These distressing and Weakehlng dlseases may WITH
certainty be cured by the sufferers themselves, if they
will HOlloway's Ointment and closely attend to
the printed instructions. 1t should he well rubbed
the neghboring parts, when all obnoxious matter
will be removed A poultice Of bread and water may
sometimes be applied at bed time with advantage
the scrupulous cleanliness be observed. If
those who read this paragraph will bring it under the
notice Of their acquaintance whom it may concern,
they will render service that will be forgotten,
a. n cnrr Is rerfain - - -
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

A PENsrvE young man in Wisconsin, while
singing Come, love, come" beneath his Dull
cineas window one night, had love, music, wind
and everything else knocked out of him by a
something in a long white garmant that fell out
OF chamber window. 1t proved to be nobody
but his girl. who in her anxiety to know who was
serenadiug her, leaned too far over the window
sill-hence the result. He says that when he
sings Come, love, come" again, he will keep
away from under the window, as his system can
not stand many more such shocks.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

do YOU like these cigars ?" a nObeman is re-
ported to have inquired one day of boon com
panion.
Indeed think they're admirable" was the
answer.
well" rejoined the first speaker, "IT tell
You what In do
by Jove :" said the other to himself, "now
it's coming"
I'm give you"-another puff of the said su-
perlative cigars the address of the fellow got
them from"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02
Rheumatism, Govt and Neuralgia.

Nothing has the power of reducing inflammation and
subdung pain in these complaints in the degree
Hollownys cooling Ointment and purifying Pills.
When used simultaneously they drive all inflammation
and depraviues from the system, subdue and remove
all enlargement of the joints and leave the snews
and muscles lax and uncontracted. A cure may al
ways be effected even under the worst circumstances,
if the use OF these medicines be perseyered in.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

ABoUr 1900 men win take part on each side
IN the forthcoming Autumn maneuvers in Eng
land. which. this year, viii take place on Sails
bury Plain. The two armies will be drawn up at
different places, whence they will march in fight
ing order to the Plain, a series of battles being
tough: on the way thither. The volunteers and
militia are 10 20 out with the regulars
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

ENGLISH SERVANTS are tempted to steal blythe
circulation of the hand-bills thrown into the
areas, giving the place of business of purchasers
of "old silver ware" accompanied by the infor-
nation, in large type, that all purchases are
melted down on the premises.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

The Prussian Minister of Public Education
has given decision that female teachers may, in
deed, be employed in German schools, but only
in such instances where male instruction is not to
be obtained. Male teachers are, however, in ey-
ery instance to have the preference.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

FLEA SEEDs--The San Francisco Academy
Of Sciences, at its session on Monday night, was
presented with a 1T of flea seeds" sent from
Stockton. The little jokers look like mustard
seeds, but jump about from place to place and are
as lively as feas The academy was astounded.
What next
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

As loser of himself DIR. Livingstone is with
out parallel in history. For our part, we can't
see the use of spending so much time and money
10 find man who cant be hired to stay found.
and who is never happy except when he is lost"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

TRIALS or AN Insurance AGENT.-Seated By
the corpse Of his departed spouse walled strong
man, as if his heart would break. His disheyeied
hair was moist with the sweat of agony, and his
elenched hands and swollen eyes told how deep
and engrossing was ms grief There was alsOs
strong odor Of stale gin IN the apartment. To
him came a man clad in broadclOth and bearing
bundle of tracts, upon the odd page Of each
one of which was printed the advertisement oka
life insurance company, who endeavOred to con-
sole the bereaved and weeping relic. Then up
rose the weeping widower in wrath and rebuked
the tract insurance agent. You talk of sym
PATTY :" he exclaimed; "yOu, who were nursed
in the lap of industry. and weaned on the pap
bottle Of business o, man! you can never know
how great is nv loss. She was a pattern wife.
Nine years had We dwelt together, during which
time never had to do a stroke Of work. Why
you poor wretch she sometimes made four dol
lars and half day with her washing! Never
will l find the woman that can fill her place. And
whisky is so derned expensive, now, too" The
strong man again bowed himself over the remains
and sobbed ike child, and the insurance agent
turned away with sigh, nor did he waste sin
gle tract on the distracted widower.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02
The Sufferers Best Friend /!
HOLLOWAY'S OINTMENT
Bad Legs, Ulcerous Sores, Bad Breasts and
Old Wounds,

No description of wound, sore or ulcer can resist
the healing properties of this excellent Ointment.
The worst readily assume healthy appearance
whenever this medicament is applied; sound flesh
springs up from the bottom of the wound inflammation
of the surrounding skin is arrested and a complete
and permanent cure quickly follows the use of the
Ointment.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

Ar one of tho schools in Cornwall, England, the
Inspector asked the children If they could quote
any text of Scripture which forbade man having
two wires- One Of the children sagely quoted in
reply tho text, No man can serve two masters"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

The Baltimore papers complain of poorgas and
street lightning arrangements, and patheucally
picture the police Of the city as losing themselves
in the darkness of their own beats and nquiring
the way to the station-house of strangers.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

4 Ma R. Of Ottawa, in the State Of
Kansas, has for some years been employed by
yaHoas railroad companies TO secure the night of
way in which capacity be has been quite sue
cessful Recently, few people were gathered at
Z station, among whom was a celebated reviv-
a,ist Of the hard-shell persuasion. Mr.. R was
introduced to this person. and extending his
hand. said
I'm happy 10 see you, Sir"
The hard-shell drew back looked heavenward
and, pointing up with his finger, exclaimed
But shall we meet yOuder, Sirs"
Mr. R quietly replied
don't know; I'm going there myself, and
for commission. viii do what can 70 secure
the right Of way for you.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

A woman Of business" in Arkansas has just
tarred and feathered her husband. If fellow is
to be Ku-Kluxed," how much nicer ii must be
to have it done by the wife of his bosom than
bv the cold. rough hand Of hooded stranger.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

AT Niagara the billing and cooling" of bridal
parties is heard above the roar of the falls.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02
scrofula or Kings Evil and Swelling of
the Glands.

This class of cases may be cured by Hooway's pu-
rifyng Pills and Ointment their double action of
purifying the blood and Strengthening the system
ders them more suitable than any other remedy for
all complaints of scrofulous nature. As the blood
is impure, the liver, stomach and bowels being much
deranged require purifying medicine to bring about
a
Both the Ointment and Pill should Be used IN the fol-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

Long BRANCH, not TO be outdone, has its Spa,
where all the mineral waters can be obtained.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

BAD PUNcTUATIoN.-People should be careful to
punctuate properly. As an instance of what errors
bad punctuation viii lead to- refer to the follow
ing: A gentleman the other day received dispatch
from his wife, who is sojourniug at one OF the
watering places down the coast, which should have
read as follows; " Dear -, Nurse dead drunk;
myself aud children sick; come down" Imagine
the husbands horror on reading what it actually
did say: Dear -, Nurse dead; drunk myself,
and children sick, come down"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

yEsuvlAN LAVA is in such demand for jewelry
that another eruption is desired to supply the
market.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

A Bio IFr FOR LIBERTr.-The Auburn (N.Y9
Advertiser gives an account OF big lii made for lib
erjy by convict at the State Prison. He was con
fined in an upper cell, next 10 the roof, which is
composed of slabs ef heavy stone, covered by solid
creating and masonry two feet thick. Having re-
solved to raise this roof he cxemporized two jack
screws of great power. Being employed in theaxle
shop, he employed such tools as would answer his
purpose The large nuts on the ends OF the axes of
express wagons served his purpose admirably All
things being ready Sunday morning last, be com
meoced the work of raising the roof He had raised
a slab OF stone and the superintendent mass Of
roofing about six inches, when he discovered,
aud an end put to further operations.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

English and French Letter Papers, satin surface and
extra fine. plain and gilt edges
Do Billet and Note, do. do. do.
Do Letter aud Note Envelopes. to match the above
Mourning Note Paper and Envelopes-an assor'
ment constantly on hand
American papers, from the best makers, Of almost
every description
Euamelled surface and pearl surface Cards
Embossed and Friendship Cards
Perforated Boards for Chenelle work
Tissue and fancy-colored Papers
Morocco and Embossed, aud Gold and Silver Papers
Best London Quills and Quill Pens
Steel Pens from the best makers
English Red and eolored Waters
English Notarial Waters
English Sealing Wax, red and fancy
Kidder's & Payson's Indelihle Ink
Blue, black and red Writing Ink
Hair. Cloth. Tooth. Nail and Shaving Brushes
Thermometers. Tooth-pieks.
Maps Of Hawaiian Islands
Mahogany and Rosewood, adapted for ladies
and gcnticmen's use
Constantly on hand, School Books Of all kinds in
general use
Family and Pocket Bibles, Testaments, etc.
Standard English and American Books
Paper-cover Books Song and Music Books
Juvenile and Toy Books Of every description
English Drawing Paper, all sizes, from deny to
double elephant
Bristol Boards of every size and thickness
Tracing Papers aud TrEcng Cambria
Newman's Water Colors, in boxes
Best Sable and Camel's Hair Brushes
Fabor's superior Drawing Pencils
Colorcd Pencils, Creta Lewis do.
Mathematical. or Driving Instruments, in cases.
from 81 to SIC each
Chess Men, Wood and Ivory
Backgammon aud Chess Boards
Intellectual Card Games
Dominoes Of various patterns
Gold and Silver Pencil Cases
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

MAIDES LADIES regard the multitude 0fFed-
dings nowadays as simply outrageous. .uu II
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

THE Lady of Lorne," the Refine Margot, +"
and the Martha Washington" are the pOetical
titles of bustles.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

SLIM WAISTS and brick colored hair indicate the
bellies in French female fashion.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

Gold Pens. With Gold Cases
with Silver Cases sod diamond roints.
from 81 so % s. 80 each
Rogers celebrated fne silver stesi Peakrsrrs { 60
{ blades. % pearl, shell, isory, hack aud tufsie
handles. o. rich asd beaatifsi pallsrns lusps-t-s
expressly 70 order
Ivory Tablets. Paper Cutters- etc-
Porcclaiu States sid Drawing Siat-s
Elastic Bands and Riss,, AiPbaest BaeSs. Ph1t1-
graph Albums
Cash and Deed Boxes. Cheek Cuftsrs and czn-e.ssrs
Croquet Sets. school safehea
Inkstands. in great variety
Pen Wipers AMI Racks. Ruisrs. siatss and Psueils.
All kinds % Tin goods
Black Walnut Book Racks
Chdron's Sets Tenpins. Cbiiirsn's Drsriur Cards
Copying Presses. OIL sheets and Brustss
Crayous. white and c1iorsd
Desk Folios. Pads and Weights Trurv nfss
Drawing Books. Drafts and Notes
25o 600 Envelopes q al Sizes aud varsity
Eyeiets and Eyeiet Machiues
Hefbarinus and Scrap Books
Initial Paper and Envelopes
LEATHER sooDs.
large and more complete assortment ftsa can
be found % nny other establishment. such Sc
Memorandum Books. Posfsse Stamp AIsaus
Pocket Books. Wallets and Porsnauaiss
BLANK BOOKS.
A very foil and extensive sss1rine1s ~ sar--fa-
quality comprising every variety OF fern ana sf-i--
adapted % on kinds If business. n1meir--
LedEers, Journals. Day Books. Casa nadts 4s~s
Books. Waste Book. Iaroiee Faoss Nase Boras
Note and Bill Books Letter Books ere s--
Writing Books. % al the various rl.lnrl. i1rg
and broad quario form
ouarto Account Books
Blank Drawing 60
Scrap and Herbarum Books
Albums, variety Of elegant styles
Fine Record Books. f1r Societies. Ciuhs. cte.
Workmen's Time Boats
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

GRANTS FAST HoRsEs.-There has been great
deal said about President Grants last horses, and
his enemies labor to make it appear that the Presi-
dent thinks of little else Like any other generous
souled man, be loves good horse-we pity the man
who don't but it is no such passion with him as
his slanderers would have it thought. J. h. Bacon,
Of Washington County, the horse man OF Iowa,
thinks they have little ground to base their horse
Jokes on. he was recently in Washington, and
while there visited the Presidents stables aud eX-
amiued all the horses. He found the celebrated
carriage horse to consist of pair of large bays,
horses that he rode through and during the war; and
are kept because OF their fidelity, and would not
bring $3.50 in any horse market. His single driving
horse is three-year flly of very common action,
and driven daily in 4 dilapidated old topbuggy'
said horse and buggy would not sell for $500.
These, with one more horse of ordinary value, are
all be keeps There are many farmers in Iowa who
own and drive faster horses than President Grant
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

N B-An New Articles FANCY STATIONERY received By the
earliest arrivals London and New York
ACCOUNT BOOKS Banks Companies Companies etc.
made to order with despatch
Printing of Bill Heads, Circulars, Cards, &C.,
Executed with Despatch the Lowest Rates
New stock Received by Every Steamer.
ns Country Naqal. find for
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1872-10-02

A CONTINENT COVERED WITH IcE.-Professor
Apassrz comes to the conclusion that the Cont
nent of North America was once covered with
ice for mile in thickness thereby agreeing with
Professor Hitchcock and other eminent geOlo-
gical writers concerning the glacial period. In
proof of this conclusion. he says that the slopes
Of the Allegheny range of mountains are glacier
worn to the very top, except few points which
were above theicy mass. Mt. Washington, for
instance, is over 5000 feet high, and the rough,
unpublished surface of its summit covered with
loose fragments, just below the level of which
giacier-marks come to an end, tells that it lifted
its head alone above the desolated waste OF
ice and snow.
In this region, then, the thickness Of the ice
can not have been much less than 5000 feet, and
this Is in keeping with the same kind of evidence
in other parts of the country; for when the
mountains are much below 5000 feet the ice
seems to have passed directly over them, while
the few peaks rising to that height are left M
touched. The glacier. be argues, was Gods great
pillow, and when the ice vanished from the iace oil
the land, it left it prepared for the hand of the
husbandman The hard surface Of the rocks was
ground to a powder, the elements of the soil
were mingled in fair proportions, granite was car
RED into lime regions lime was mingled with the
more arid and unprOductive granite districts, and
q soil was prepared ft for the agricultural use Of
man. There are evidences all over the Polar
regions, TO show that at one period the beat Of
the Tropics extended all over the globe. The ice
period is supposed to be long subsequent to this
and next TO the last before the advent Of man.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1872-10-14

o, THAT l we're beautiful is the un-
spoken wish Of thousands Of women to
whom nature has denied the charm Of a
pure, fresh, transparent complexion. To
crafty this wish Hsgan's Magnolia
Balm was introduced. The cosmetics
of the day had been pronounced poison
GUS by the most distinguished chemists,
and it was also found that their ultimate
effect was to wither the skin as well as
to paralyze the external nerves. The
ladies hailed with delight the advent Of
a healthful, herbal and floral prepare
ton capable Of imparting to their faces,
necks and arms a porcelain smooihness
and tinge like that Of the finest oriental
pearl. They soon discovered that it was
new thing under the sun, incompar-
able and unapproachable. Unquesiion-
ably the Magnolia Balm has been the
great toilet success Of the present cen
fury. cod dtW
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1872-10-14
Trustees Sale.


DY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST Exc.
day of September, 1869. registered in the Reg
ister's efce, in book No. 70. page 249, TO secure
certain Indebtedness therein named, will, at
the request of the beneficiary. as"
On Wednesday, October 10th, 1879,
in front of the Sheriff S Office, Greenlaw block,
on Second street, in the city of Memphis, offer
for sale and sell for cash, at public auction, to
the highest bidder, the following described
properly, viz: A certain lot, being part of
the lot known and described on the plan OF
the city of Memphis as lot No. 4, in block No.
SO, Topp's subdivision, and beginning in the
north line of Vance street, southeast corner Of
said lot No. 4; thence westwardly with Vance
street IS feet; thence northwardly 1877 feet to
an alley Is feet vide; thence east with said
alley S. feet 10 the northwest corner Of lot No.
of said block; thence southwardly to the west
line Of block NO. 3 70 the peginning. being
Vance and Orleans streets. Also, the follow
ing personal estate. Ten drays; one bay mare
mule, Az hands high and years old; one bay
horse mule, years old and Is hands high; one
bay horse mule. s years old and l41a hands
high; one black mare mule. with gray nose. 10
years old and Is hands high; one bay horse
mule, years old and l6 hands high; one dark
brown mule, years old and 16% hands high;
two dark brown mare mules, each 10 hands
high and pears old; two black horse mules,
each years old and IS hands high; two dark
brown mare mules. Az hands high and 9years
old; one mouse-colored mule, l6 hands high
and 10 years old; one mouse-colored horse
mule, .15H hands nigh and years old. and
two mouse-colored mules, each 10 years old.
The right of redemption 70 above described
property is waived in the trust deed, and the
title is believed to be good, but will sell only
as trustee The property win be sold % 4 in the
or his assign should direct otherwise:
12-td HOWELL Il. JACKSON, Trustee.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1872-10-14

Another pause and the puts more rapid.
Him bully heap good. Yet another
pause, and he put one hand up to the
cigar. Him berry bully heap good"
Here both hands went up and the silence
was broken by" Him big berry bully
heap good" And then change came
over the spirit of his dream and his face
changed from pie crust to dust and
ashes, and things assumed tinge no
longer celestial but cerulean, until, with
a gesture indescribable in its expressive
ness, he slowly enuncisted: Him
muchee big berry bully heap good, but
me no berry well here" Here he took
off his washing basin, assumed an atti-
tude indicative of digestive disarrange-
ment, and-let history draw veil over
what followed.