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The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

The shame and disgrace of Govern
and nationml-arc drunk
ell legislators, 1t is notorious that So
her, temperate men are the exception
among our members of Congress. and
also in many OF our State Legislatures.
And these ap the men who make,
break, and prevent our laws; who, fill
ing places Of trust, are easily conuted,
and so bring disgrace on our democrat
IL republican Institutions. Men who
can not, will not, or do not cultroll
their own appetites and propensi-
ties are, permitted to fill places of trust
while they do not control or regulate
themselves! How ppposteruuS. Is
there cause for surprise at the predic-
tions so often expressed, that we-our
American institutiols-are going to
the dogs? Can drunken man pc
trusted to navigate the ship of state
when he would inevitably run on the
rocks or reefs. and strand his ship,
and sink all who were so unfortunate
aS tObc with him. Aud vet we 10
elect and trust jHSt slleh drmkalvls to
be Our captains. Why? Are there
not enough clesn. honest and intelli-
gent meIl to serve us in these respects:
Would we suffer our personal business
Interests to be thus jeopar!imtk
Would We employ for clerks, salesnen,
boOk-keemrS, or cashiers habitual or
even occasional drunkarl>! If we did
we should deserve the fate we courted
or tempted. No. For our personal
confidential servants, we should take
care that they We're altogether trust
worthy and self-controlling. We
should require them to he above slispi-
cion. and on the first drunken spree
would throw them out Of place. not to
be trusted more, until the evidences Of
reform were unmistakable.
Citizens have been crilnially careless,
They have not attended to the selec.
ti0n of the BEST MEN IN THE NATION
for the most important and RESPONSE
RI.E OFFICES IN THE NATION. and hence
our present disgrleeful dilemma. Bnt
| the ship Of state has not yet fOmdered
she has encountered fierce storms; ha'
been in imminent peril; on her beam
ends; but by the temperance, intelli
gence, and good management Of som,
Other officers, and by the grace of God
she has rightel. and rode ont til,
storms. Let lis not again put out Il
yea with unworthy seanien. We cal
! have the best as cheaply as tie worst
and IN the end they prove much cheap
er; for in the latter case there will b'
no plundering. stealing or robbing
and we shall not live in the coIlstall
fear of shipwrpek.
''Weetl them out" Inall commll
liities. III all societies, ;nnongal bodie
Of men. there will be found moral dc
linquents, intellectual imleciles, am
social lepers. They must be weede'
ont and cast aside. lest they choke o
c0ntanlinate the true and pure. The
look ont for the future. to see that on
" good men bc chosen to represent III
make laws for us, and attend to OF
public affairs. We want only hwsis
temperate, capable and jGdicio@seryants
and II we are wise we shall have them
Let no more drunkarls, corrlptiolist:
public thieves. libertines, or yagabond
disgrace US or our Legislative bodies
--Phreaoiogicd Jowsd for Jdamay.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

'.Do you allow any reduction to min
lsters:'' said y young lady to sales
man in well known sewing machine
agency on Washington street, Boston,
the other day, where she Ind been
trying to drive bargain. ''Oh, yes.
always. Are you minister's wife ~
.,'Oli, no. I'm not married. said the
lady, bl,lsling. Daughter then ="
No" The salesman looked puzzled.
I''im engaged to theological stu
DENT The reduction was made.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

Something like two hundred
thousand copies ofthe recent speech
es of Messrs. Sumner, Schurz,
Trumbull and other "recalcitrants," !"
were sent into New Hampshire.
They were folded and carried
through the mails at Government
expense.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

A man arriving home at a late hour,
q little the w0rse for too much s,,vler,
hatless and coatless, was asked by his
Indignant spouse, where's yom hat
and coat" Sent EN- my dear thic) to
the Chicago sufferers
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

A dignitied aud consequential officer
of the marine corps was passing up
Fulton street, when he was accosted by
a brother officer, Who, touching him
iamiliarly on the shoulder, said :
"Well, Broom, how are you:" LEX
cuse I'M" was the naughty reply, Il
wish you would remember that there
Is a handle to my namc!" "Oh--yes
certainly. How are you, Broom
handle:"
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

II isa curious fact about a certain
class OF beggars that they generally
pull the door bell hard enough to
break 1t, and when you 60 to the door,
they hardly have strength enough to
speak above whisper.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

At Washington the committee
on Ways and Means have agreed
to reduce the duty on steel from / t
to | cent, and OH steel railway bars
from ! cent to I.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22
odd Rye Makes n speech.
BY EDWARD CARSWEI.I..

] was made to be eaten
And not to be drank:
10 be threshed in a barn,
Not to soak in a tank.
! come as % blessing
When put through q mill;
As a blight and y curse
When run through a still.
Make me up into loaves,
And yonr children are fed;
But II into n drink,
| will starye them Instead.
III bread I'ln a servant,
The eater shall rule;
In drink | AM master,
The drinker a fool.
Then remember the warning,
My strength Ill employ
If eaten, to strengthen;
II drank, to destroy.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

A revolt in the Missouri Peni-
tentlary was discovered and frus-
trated on the 18th, without serious
result.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

The Old and the New: May there
be 'nohing but cold water between
them.
Woman, the best spirit. of this tea-
peronrc age; she Is fur more inteica-
ting and Il tholland-told deWer than
riae.
May no young man become welded
to his cup: and he who hasa wife, may
he never lick her liquor.l
Our Soldiers. who emptied so many
gum barrels, may they never empty
beer or whisky blrrels-llever receive
the fire OF the enemy in their faces-
never fall under the influence Of grupe-
shot.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

4 NATIONAL PRoHlBfToRY Law
W AsIIlNGToN, Jan. l6.-ln the Senate
to-day Mr.. Sumner offered a petition
for a national prohibitWy law and one
asking an amendment to the cOliStitu-
ton to secure temperance. MIR. Scott
presented Il memorial for IN amend
mcnt to the constitution forbitlding
the election to Office of persons addict
ed to drinking intoxicating liquors.
Mr.. Fenton presented a similar petit
ton.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22
spEcTACLEIs.
MONEY CAN NOT BUY 1T,
FOR SIGHT is PRICELESS!

yits
MONEY CAN NOT BUY 1T,
FOR SIGHT is PRICELESS!
o.
hut the Diamond SpcctaeIeS will
preserve IL.
XXyE NOW OFFER A GLASS TO THE
w public which Is pronounced by the
Mtrst celebrated opticians oil the world tn
bc the most perfect. natuI1ll, artificial help
to the human eye ever known. They are
ground under mir own supervision, nj our
own manuiact ory, In New Haven, and are
80 SEsssatructed that he core or center OF
the lens cnlnes directly in front of the eye,
producing
CLEAR AND DESyIN(-T VISION,
As in the natural, healthy sight, and pre-
venting ull unpleasant SENSATIONS, such as
glimncIing and Mayering of sight, dizzi-
ness. etc. peculiar to all others in usc.
These glasses are manufactured from mi
mute crystal pebbles melted together, and
derive thcirnamc, "Diamond, ON account
of their hardncssand brilliancy. Thcyarp
mounted in the finest manner, ut our own
manuiactory, in all styles Of gold, silver,
steel, rubber, and shell frhnes, of the best
quality. Their durability can not be sur
passed, and their finish ia such as will suit
The most fastitlious. None genuine unless
bearing our trademark, - stamped ON
every frame.
For sale by tho principal opticians and
jewellers, throughout the country. Manu-
facturcd by j. +, Spencer Il Co., practical
opticians, New York. For sale only by
TITUS BROTHERS,
Dealers in watches, clocks, jewclry, silver
ware, etc, Albany, Oregon.
Entered according to act of Congress, In
the year 1859, by J l.. Spencer 4 Co., In the
clerks Office Of the District Court of the
United States, for the Southern District Of
New York. 5Ov3
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22
A CARD.

A CARD.
'I'HE NEW ENGLAND MUTUAL LIFE
/ Insurance Company, of Boston, IL the
only company on doing business on this
coast governed by the
massachusetts NON.EOrlefture Law.
This company was incorporated A. ID.
1881, and has accumulated assets of over
1901, 600 20.
The following lapsed policies have been
paid on this coast, under this law:
No. of Over due mt Amount
policy. time Of death. insured.
1864 8 months. 5000
33,0l6 4 months. 10000
3S,2H months. 1000
g, l66 10 days. $500
1859 II months. 5000
Had the above policies been in any other
company they would have been forfeited.
The above facts speak for themselves,
and to the wise and prudent further cOnl-
ment Ii unnecessary.
EvERsOS q MIDDLEMISS,
t;en. Agents, San Francisco.
L. FLINN, Local Agent,
ALBANY, OREGON.
Feb. y, lS7l-2jy ;.s.-1
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

Subscribe for the REGISTER.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

ALSO; PREPARED TO 10 MILL
A work. furnish shaker fans, zigzlg
shakers, suction fans, driving pnneys .,
any kind, al our factory on hyosns w s.sJ., ""
the river bank, next pc,1W spNs,,aE SIatSi En
warehouse. ,o ALAAoo'N " ~
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22
They Who Have Nothing for Sale
are Farthcst from Market
A. CAR0TAERS g. co.,

WHO KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE,
Are row keeping, and also constantly re-
cciving additions to,
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-03-22

hut the Diamond Sprctacles will
preserve IL.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28

A hummer boasted that he could
tell any kind of wine or liquors blind
fold, merely by the taste. He tried
one kind after another, and readily
named them. At last a glass of water
was handed him. He tasted it, hesi-
tated, tasted il again, smelt it, re-tast-
ed it, and then said, Il give it up.
That's a brand of liquor | never got
hold of beforer
When it rains pudden you hold up
your dish but don't spend your time
watcher for a shower.
1t required four tons of type to print
Sir John Coleridgc's late speech.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
Tlonesta House.

M ITTEL, Proprietor, Elm St, Tio-
1t1. nesta, Pa, at the mouth of the creek,
Mr.. Title has thoroughly renovated the
Tionesta House, and re-furnished it COM
pletcly. All who patronize him will be
well entertained at reasonable rates. 20 -ly
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
TIoNEsTA, PA, TUESDAY, MAY %, 1872.
TREAsURER's SALES.
UNSEATED LANDS.

NOTICE is hereby given that IN pursu-
IN ance of an Act of the General Assem-
bly, of the Commonwealth oi Pennsylva-
mia, passed the 18th day of March, 1915,
entitled an Act to amend an Act directing
the mode of selling Unseated Lands for
Taxes &c, and the several subsequent
Acts supplementary thereto. The follow
ing tracts of unseated lands, and in and
out lots in the County of Forest, or so
much thereof as will pay the arrearages of
taxes and costs accrued thereon, will be
exposed TO public sale at the Treasurer's s
Office, in Tionesta Borough, Forest Coun-
ty, Pa, on the
I'D MONDAY IN JUNE, 1872,
and be continued by adjournment from
day to day if it shall be found necessary
so to do:
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
SEATED LANDS.

And also in pursuance of an act approved
the 29th day of April 1914, directing the
mode of selling seated lands for taxes, and
the several acts supplementary thereto the
following tracts of seated lands and in and
out lots in the said County of Forest afore-
said, or 50 much thereof as will pay the
arrearages oftaNes and costs accrued there
on will be exposed to public sale at the
time and place aforesaid for the sale of
unseated lands, and be continued by adj
jOurnment from day 10 day if it should be
found necessary so to do.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
DR.. ]. L. Acomb,

sDHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, who has
Il. had fifteen years experience in a largo
and successful practice, will attend all
Professional Calls. Office in his Drug and
Grocery Store, located in Tidioute, near
Tidioute House.
IN HIS sToRE WILL BE FOUND
A full assortment of Medicines, Liquors
Tobacco, Cigars, Stationery, Glass, Paints,
Oils, Cutlery, and fine Groceries, all of the
best quality, and will be sold at reasonable
rates.
ii. r. BURGESS, an experienced Drug
eist from New York, has charge of the
Store. prescriptionsp put up accurately.
IT,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
National Hotel,

TRvINEToN, PA. w. A. HallenbaclS,
Proprietor. This hotel is NEW, and is
.ow open as a>first class house, situate at
ne ejunctiou of the Oil Creek & Allegheny
1ivor and Philadelphia Il Erie Railroads,
pposite the Depot. Parties having to lay
yer trains will find this the most conven-
ent hotel in town, with first-class accom-
nodstions and reasonable charges. IT,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
Rates of Advertising.

Business Cards, not exceeding one inch
in length, $40 per year.
Legal notices at established rates.
These rates are low, and no deviation
will be made, or discrimination among
patrons. The rates offered are such, rs
will make it to the advantage of men dol <
business in the limits of the circulation OF
the paper to advertise literally,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28

T1DIoUTF, PA, J. & d MAGEE, Propie-
l. tors. The house has been thoroughly
rehtted and is now in the first-class order,
With the best of accommodations. Any
nformation concerning Oil Territory at
this point will be cheerfully furnished.
-ly j. * ID. MAGEE,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
A MIR ACL E!

Mr.. Samuel Bell, of w. f. Schmertz d
Co., Wholesale Boot and Shoe Manutaclur-
ers, 81 Fifth avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa, has
been afflicted with chronic rheumatish for
Thirty years, from his right hip to his foot,
having to use a crutch and a cane, at times
so painful as TO utterly incapacitate him
from attending 10 his business. Having
tried every remedy known, without effect,
except Gilliland's Pain Killer, he was
finally induced TO try it. A second applica-
ton enabled him to lay aside his crutch,
and third effected permanent cure. Mr..
Bell is popular and well-known citizen,
is living monument of the effacacy of
that great medical discovery, Gillilands
Pain Killer. The afflicted should ask their
grocer or druggist for it, and try its Won
derful power. Mr.. Gilliland, we under
stand, wants respectable agent in every
town and county FOR it. The principal of
fee is at Y Third Avenue, Pittsburgh Pa.
3l-4t
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
ExchanRe Hotel.

T OVER TIDIOUTE, Pa, DIS. RAMS
IL DEEL & Son Props. This house having
been refted is now the most desirable stop
ping place in Tidioute. A good Billiard
Room attached. Ally
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
Holmes House,

1NONESTA, PA, opposite the Depot.
l. c. ID. Mabie. Proprietor. Good Sta
bling connected with the house. II.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28
FOR EST HOUSE, ,

n BLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite
IL. Court House, Tionesta, Pa. Just
opened. Everything new and clean and
fresh. The best of liquors kept constantly
on hand. A portion of the public patron
age Is respectfully solicited. 4-l7-1y
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1872-05-28

place 900
Taxes and costs must be paid when prop
erty is struck down or the sale may be
avoided and the property be immediately
put up and resold. See act 18th March
1917, Sec. 81 Purdon's Digest, Page 094
Tionesta, Forest County, Pa. this 30th day
of March, A. ID. 1872.
5. j. SETLEY, Treasurer.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-08-31

HARD To BEAT.-Au exchange says
that it knows a boy who accidently swal-
ro"ou euvef asn uoniar. Iuey ss.o
him warm water, and tartar ematic, and
antimonial wine, and poked their fingers
down his throat, until the boy thought
he would throw up his toonails After
while doctor came along who under
stood such cases On administered q
small dose of patent medicine and in less
than ten minutes the boy threw up the
halfdolar in Eve cent pieces Science
is great thing
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-08-31

AT recent trial, the counsel for the
prosecution, after severely cross exlmin-
ing witness, suddenly put on look Of
severity, aud exclaimed (:
"Now, sir, was not an effort made to
Induce you to tell a ditierent story 2"
"a different story from what | have
told, do you mean 2"
That's what | mean"
Yes, sir, several persons have tried
to get me to tella different story from
what have told, but they couldn't"
"Now, sir, upon your oath, wish to
know who those persons are"
"Wsll, you've tried about as hard as
any of them"
He was questioned DO further on that
point.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-08-31

Washington was ouce at dinner par
ty whore his hosthad set him With his
back TO fiery red hot atove. Finding
it quite too hot for comfort, after some
squirming he beat retreat for more
comfortable position, at the same time
explaining the reason. why said
the hostess jccularly, Il thought an. old
General like you could stand the fire
better than that. ''I never could stand
a fra in my rear, replied the Genar-
al:
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-08-31

There was a tope Of deep emotion in
bis voice which caused Aifeen 70 raise
her eyes to hi5a She saw 10 them some
thing that made ,her heart leap with d
wild bound Gaf joy AZ And shes wss wss hap
pier than ever in per me before. !.
She had ;heeP, ,ip the distant part Of
the conservatory fhat morning, and
heard much Of tthe conversation between
Ralph. and his mothsr. It was her Sigh
that, Ralph had heard. Oh. how tnniseir:.
able had life, apPqsFea so.tho poor loving
child ! She She it'll, ,dseamsd how soon the
cloud would pass aYsys ,.s...s. =, :, -. - :.
Raiph vas yeryeqeiet after their re.
turn to the house He could not Danish
from, his mind the occurrence which had
so plainly shown him che difference in
tbe character Of the,giris. He was DIS
appointed in Ada, and something almost
amounting to dislike was stealing Tito inito
his heart against her; while Aileen was as
growing hourly dearer to him. % @s
How pretty abe looked that evening,
he Thought. And Indeed Mrs. Living.
ston gazed at her, and va wondered what !
had come over tic giFl'to make her look
so bright and happy Ralph longed to
bo with her alole. He found an oppor.
tunity during the evening After again
thanking her, he saii a osssS76 s'ai
@Did you not know how deadly was
that b;te p, sstAs9&Oaas Z
Certainly. That was the qa reason
hasteued to get it off, She said. S+'s' b Z
'Did you not think of the danger to
yourself, Aiilee6 ?" 1-''a''"'
"Oh, yes. r thodght 6feveFythiag. I"
a"And you feared 96s a,'-a- a' ~
I"onIy for you, Rssph .'sss91AS' s,sft
Aileen, the man ssho wins your heart
will have a priceless jewell L believe
you would die for one you loved"
Her face grew paicr than usual then.
She was striving to'still the wild throb
bing of her heart; aud hide its secret
too. eIti
"Would you not ,sAileen?' he asked.
"Wculd not any woman Z" she re-
turned, yelling her eyes ifi .a,n
-"Hear. Aileen, is yst had kaoaHstl, at
snake would have bitten you, would YOU
have touched it-have bravcd death for
mc?" he asked, striving to catch her
eye.
She spoke nor, not looked on hims
Denr, Aileon, you must answer MI, 2
he said, putting forth his hand aud
claspns hers.
"You have no right to iusist--to speak
thus to me" she answered, still evading
his gaze. f-
"I have, dear, Aileen, the right to
know the heart Of the woman love !
Now look at me, and see if 1 am not
speaking the truth :"
will Sanswer me now dear
Ailcen?" he askek, opening his arms.
you know y sho sobbed He
caught her to his bosom, and said
"My own sweet darling Ny bravo
little Ailccn :"
Mrs. Livingston was drcadfully dis
appointed. But her boys will was her
law, and she accepted us gracefully as
possible what she could put avert.
Many Of his friends, no doubt, mar.
yelled at his choice of a wife, and he
though he knew it ho cared not for to
him Aileen is more than beautiful. The
thought of testing her love never enters
his mind. He knows its worth-its
depth.
If Ada had an affection for Ralph it
~ ,:1 -: ,,::.:.a- ~ - le-- l., g.
weeks it Was transferred to auother-oue e
who was SO proud Of his beautiful wife
that he was coutent with such love as
she gave him,
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-08-31

The extraction ofoil from wood with
out injury to it's texture, is now success
fully accomplished through the sgenoy
of bisnlphide Of carbon. Large auanti.
ties of oil are by the same agent obtain
ed from bones, from different kinds of
oil cake, aud from the press residues of
cocoa and olives.
oGs6s AkS ar -
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1872-08-31

A young lady at Cumberland, Md;
who had been dumb for Eve, years was
lately returning from church, thinking
of a hymn which had been sung. She
iuvoluntariIy attempted to hum the tune,
when she was delighted to end her voice
completely restored