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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

n9TooLEs, OPPOSITION HACK LINE
.-STAUNTON TO STRIBLING
sPklNGS.-Fare Reduced from 81
O$l.OO-RETURN TICKETS GOOD TILL
uSED.-A baggage wagon will run in connec-
tit of the ease and comfort of the hacks.
Schedule Time Leave American Hotel daily
at O'Clock, P. NJ. on arrival of train.
Lea?e stripling Springs at A. NJ, connect
ing with trains going East and West.
Will also furnish fine Livery at the Springs
at low rates and on shortest notice. Our object
is to please.
~ Office at American Hotel, stauntop, Va.
july26-2m#
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Court House fence in this place has been
white washed-an improvement. IF the Super
visors would tear it down and put up neat iron
fence, it would be a most creditable move on
their mart
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The vote on the Usury Clause of the Constitu-
ton has been announced. 1t is nearly two to
one for striking it out.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Skating Rink still continues the attrac-
ton Of our City. Crowds of ladies and gentle
men visit it nightly at the Round House at the
Fair Grounds.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The members of Mt. Hereb Church will hold
festival on next Friday, 23rd inst, near Mt
Meridian, for the benefit of the Church. The ia
bIes will be we'll supplied aid those who desire
a nice time should be present.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
Agent G. & O. R


have for years been opposed to Calomel, and
since 1889 have used Simmons Liver Regulator
as Vegetable Remedy, and can confidently as
sert that it has exceeded my expectations, curing
cases of Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint that
were thought almost hopeless.
GRENVILLE WOOD,
Woods Factory, Macon Ga.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Messrs. Berkeley and Fountain. General
Agents of the Piedmont & Arlington, have
moved into their new Office near the residence of
Dr.. McChesney, on Augusta Street, where they
are prepared to accommodate with either Life or
Fire insurance. Call on them. Capt Fountain,
of the above firm, has just returned from sue
cessful insurance trip in the Valley
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Forward your undertaking commands to S.
M. Wilkes cheap Furniture House and Factory
Metallic Gases and Caskets always on hand, next
70 Va. Hotel, Staunton, Va. jan5-tf
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Masons of Stanton have commenced the
improvement to their building. The Town Hall
is to be handsomely fitted up.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

We wels p-eased to meet in our sanctum, on
Wednesday last, Mr.. Ed. Merritt of New Or
leans eldest son of John Merritt, Esq, of this
county. He is on visit to his relatives in this
locality
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

WANTED.-Every person who wants good
Homemade Shoe, to buy the same at WELLER'S
Boot, Shoe and Hat Emporium. june28
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Saml. Harris, colored, while carrying shingles,
fell from the roof of the house of Mr.. G. A.
Smith, on Wednesday, and was seriously but not
danger ously hurt.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

We desired very much to read the leading edi.
torial article in the last Rockingham Register
Dat couldn't do it. The corner of the sheet
containing it was blank
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Excursion Train to Richmond, advertised
to leave Stanton on the 10th has been post
poned until Wednesday 18th. See advertise
ment.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Greeley and Brown Ralley in New Market
has been postponed from the 9Th to the 18th of
September, on account of the District Conven-
ton meeting in this place on the 9Th of Septem-
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Extra Billy Smith has accepted the invitation
10 address the people of Rockingham at the
Greeley and Brown Ralley, at Taylor Springs,
to morrow, the 18th.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Councilman Evans comes in with another
communication at the 18th hour. Owing to
press in our columns we will have to defer it
till next issue.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Mr.. John Merritt received by express, on
Wednesday last from his son in Nevada, Hon.
Samuel Merritt, handsome gold-headed cane,
with genuine gold quartzst stone set in the head
and valued at 500. The old gentleman sports
it like young man of twenty.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

VISITING CARDs.-Beautiful styles furnished
printed, by Bell & Co., Booksellers and Station
ers, at IS cents per pack. Call and see samples
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

rs The ladies say it is impossible for them
to pass Armentrout & Co.'S Confectionery with
out stopping, and harder to leave without buy
ing. decl
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

We learn that Mr. Ben Crawford has sold his
residence and three adjacent building lots to
Messrs. NJ. A. Miller, B. T. Bagby and Jno. A.
English, for a total of SIG, 5C0
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Mr.. VIM. H. Frenger, e. S. Deputy Collector
of Internal Revenue, will be in Stanton on
Monday the 26th inst. to receive taxes due.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
THE VIRGINIA HOTEL AND
/. OTHER VALUABLE PROPERTY
IN STA UNION
FOR SALE.

The undersigned, acting as Commissioners of
the Circuit Court of Augusta county, under a
decree lately rendered in the case of ''Booten u.s.
Schefer's widow and heirs, will, on
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Rev. S. S. Lambeth will preach in the Metho
dist Church, in this place, on Sunday next
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The track-laying on the Chesapeake and Ohio
R. R. is progressing. Freight trains will run to
Ronceverte in a few days.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The United Brethren will commence heir
Camp Meeting, near Fountain Cave, to-day, Au-
gust 10th. The Fountain Cave will be illumina-
tied daily during this meeting.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Radicals declare it inexpedient to nomi-
nate candidate for Congress in the Alexandria
District.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Mr.. A F. Stofer, of the Piedmont Virginian
is on visit to his relatives in this locality. His
Devil thus alludes to his absence
"During his absence, the Virginian will be in
the hands Of those fully competent to conduct it
IN all its various branches-even to receiving
money due, should any be so bold as to attempt
payment.
Lest some should think that he has absconded
with money belonging to the Office we will state
that he left on free tickets and borrowed sscapi-
tal.' The exact amount can be ascertained on
application to the DEVIL,
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Business is improving in Staunton and stran
gers say it is the livest town in the State.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Va There is no den ying the fact that Armen-
trout Co., have the largest prettiest and cheap
est Toys in the City.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Strasburg is erecting file brick School build
ing for the graded School in that place.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Supreme Court of Appeals of Virginia will
scommen &c its session here on Tuesday next, the
20nd inst.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Good rains are reported in portions of the low
esr valley, but generally there is a great COM
Ilahnt of drouth
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

va Go to Armentro & Co.'S and try thei
proprietary brands of Tobacco and Cigars.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
may1o-em Sears old Stand, Staunton, Va.
BUSINESS MEN.

AS intend to make change in business,
offer my entire Stock of Clothing, Hats, Caps,
gentlemen's Furnishing Goods, Boots, Shoes,
Trunks, Valises, &C., at cost for cash for 80
days. My Stock is all new and desirable and
we'll assorted. prefer selling as whole, with
Lien on room, which is one Of the handsomest
and best arranged besides one of the best stands
in the city. This is elegant chance for any
one wishing to carry on the Clothing business
june2s-tf J. A. ARMENTROUT.
All persons indebted are requested to settle up
at once. J. A. A.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

For 31aE CAMPAIGN.--The Presidential Cam
paign will be lively one-in fact bids fair to
be red hot-and as every one will feel an interest
in it, and will desire to keep posted as it pro-
crosses, we propose to furnish the "VINDIcAToR"
for tie campaign, to December LIST, for the small
sum of scots; in aduancc.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

UMBRELLAS, Bingham and Alpaca, HATS for
Gentlemen, Boys and Children, at WELLER'S
Boo, Shoe and Hat Emporiom. jnne28
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

MASONIC. Regular convocation of Union
Royal Arch Chapter, No. 2, tonight.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
IMpoRrANr.-The notice of City Treasurer to
taxpayers in another column.

On the 2lst W. A. Banh, will open custom
Boot and Shoe Shop uear the Post-ofice. See
card
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

From the following it will be seen that HNitro
Glycerine Hotehkiss' is arranging for an other
and grand Excursion
sTAusTos, VA Aug. 5, 1872.
Mr. N. II. Hotchkiss-Dear Sir Please in
form us. at your earliest convenience what you
can furnish round trip tickets from this place to
Niagara Falls, by taking from fifty to two hun.
'ared, and oblige, Yours truly,
For Committee
lAr. Jno. M. Doy1e-Dear Sir For 6ftv or
more round trip tickets from Staunton to Vat
kin's Glen, Niagara Falls and return, 1914 60
each. If a party of 100 or more will take the the
trip, will accompany them and secure such re-
ducton in fare at hotels and other places as
can. | think the trip, taking eight days, can be
made for the sum of $50 each.
Yours truly,
NJ H. HOTCHKISS,
Travelling Agent G. & 0. R. r.
BY this arrangement, if sufficient number
Can De secured, an excu rsion to Niagara will be
made at a cost not exceeding $50 This con-
templates visit to the great natural curiosity
of Watkins Glen. Those who desire to take
such trip can not DO better than buy ticket
for this excursion.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Vindicator will, hereafter, go to press late
Thursday evening. Advertisements, to insure
insertion, should be handed in not later than
IL NJ. Thursday.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
There is picnic to-day at George Hawpe's
Saw-mill near Greenville.


Va At Armentrout & Co.'S tobacco store you
can get the celebrated Apricot chewing Tobacco.
Tryit.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

TT P. REAGAN's old stand, opposite Vir-
L. GINA Hotel, Staunton, Va.
W. D. BARBOUR is now in charge of this popu-
las saloon, and respectfully solicits the patron
age of the old friends of the establishment, and
the public generally.
Russian Drinks, Sherry, Port, Madeira, Whis-
key and Brandy Cocktails, Punches, and all
other kinds of popular drinks, served up in the
very best style, and at short notice. aug2-3m.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

We have received fine tomato from Mr.. Smith
on the farm of Jno. W. Alexander, near Mint
Spring, which weighs two pounds. Can our
friends beat this?
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

The Bank of Warren located at Front Royal,
has been organized.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
'dII :" OOD3
Woods Factory, Macon, Ga.

Pike Powers, Esq, proposes to open 'East
wood School," in this place on September 18th.
Mr.. Powers is an accomplished Scholar aud an
experienced teacher, and his pupils have taken
first positions, for years, in the Colleges and
Universities of the State and elsewhere. We
commend his school to the public and invite es-
pecial attention to the advertisement elsewhere
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Charles Shoemake, son of Abner Shoemake.
fell from cart, on Saturday last, on the work
of Condor & Co., breaking his arm.
All the old members of the Augusta Fire Com
pany are requested to meet at Firemen's Hall,
tonight, Friday 10th, for the purpose of re-
organization.
-0>sG>~<
rs Armentrout h Co. have secured a first
class baker and will supply Wedding Parties
Pic-nics, and Families with all kinds of Cakes
at short notice. decl
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16


AT 8 stated Communication of Staunton Lodge
No. ID on Friday August 9th 1872.
adopted:
Resolued, That Committee of fve-with the
Worthy Master as Chairman, be appointed on
behalf of the Lodge to receive the Masonic Choir
of Washington City, who propose to visit this
City in their Excursion: And that Committee
of three be appointed to act with Bro. j. W.
Abby in the sale of Tickets for the Concert the
Choir propose to give at the Chapel of the D. D
& B. Institution on Monday evening next (l9) !:
And that the first named Committee be requested
to notify Sister Lodges of the County Of the pro-
posed Concert.
Committee of 5-Worthy W. L Balthis, Wor-
thy A. NJ. Fauntleroy and Bro. Chas. G. Phillips,
James G. Marquis and R. W Burk.
Committee of3-Bros. E. NJ. Cushing, J. H.
Wayt and P H. Trout
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

We return thanks to A. H. Hall, of Water
town N Y, for an invitation to attend the fifty
fifth nual Fair of the jefferson Co IN. Y. }
Agricultural Society at that place, to be held on
the 18th, 10Th, and Goth of September
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Fine beds of iron ore have been found in Lou
t1Oun Gountv
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

TNHE LARGEST STOCK of SHOES and
Il SLIPPERS for Children and Infants in
black and fancy colors is to be found at
WELLER'S
april5 Boot, Shoe and Hat Store
THE LARGEST STOCK of Ladies' and
Misses SHOES aud SLIPPERS in
black and fancy colors is to be found at
WELLER'S
april Boot, Shoe and Hat Stote.
AIDES Serge, Kid Newport Ties, Lasting
IL Opera Polish, Parepa Ties, Janauscheck
Slippers-all beautiful styles, at
WELLER'S
apri!a Boot, Shoe and Hat Store.
A LII THE LATEST STYLE HATS for
a. Gentlemen, Boys and Children
UMBRELLA &C., at WELLER'S
april5 Boot, Shoe and Hat Store.
A WORD TO THE WISE. So call with
IA plenty of Greenbacks and save money
by buying at WELLER'S
april5 Boot, Shoe and Hat Store.
INNE CALF SEWED AND PEGGED BOOTS
L and CATERS for Gentlemen and
Youths-low, at
april5 G. L. WELLER'S.
MENS' BOOTS Prince Albert's, Oxford
lX and French Ties, Creole and Imitation
Congress, Button Balls and English Ties, at
WELLER'S
april5 Boot, Shoe and Hat Store.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

MAJ. N a. Hotchkiss is no longer the Agent
OF the York River R. R but is still the General
Travelling Agent of the Chesapeake Ohio Rail
road. He is persistent in his efforts in tn e inter-
est of his road, and if seconded by our business
men it will continue to ship at present low rates
If they fail to do so shipping rates must go up.
Look to your interests gentlemen.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
ENCOURAGE HOME ENTERPRISE.
"LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY Oh VIRGINIA.
CAPITAL, 100000

"LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OF VIRGINIA.
CAPITAL, 100000
A G. McILWAINE, PRESIDENT,
B DA ba qEI RznEi VICE PRESIDENTS.
D. P. FACKLER, CossULT1Ne AcruARY.
Dr. p 9a W sh hfSNT MEDICAL Directors
5So B. WILSON, f s Rz es S Sss rss'
Home Office at Petersburg, Va, with Local
Boards at Richmond, Norfolk, Lynch
burg, Stanton and Alexandria.
STANTON srocKHoLDER BOARD.
Edward Mcmahon, Thomas D. Ransom,
]. W. Abby, NJ. P. Funkhouser,
Rugh W. Sbeffey, I. Witz,
O. Smith, ]. W. Todd,
GEO. G JACKSON........SE and GEN. AGENT
DR.. B. NJ. ATKINSON, ."....... MED. EXAMINER.
Life policies are now generally conceded to be
among the most certain aud most desirable of
investments. This Company, managed upon
principles of economy, offers the lowest rates of
Premiums, consistent with safety, and lower than
any other Company doing business in the State,
and its success is an established fact. Its profits
are realized in Virginia and by Virginia people,
and all reserve from Premiums, as a security to
the Policy holders additional to the Capital
Stock, is invested by the Local Boards in that
section of the State from which it is derived.
integrity and prudence Of the gentlemen who
compose its directory, and by thorough exami-
nation of the plan of organization, that it is in
every respect a reliable Company, the citizens of
Stanton, named above, have themselves SUBJ
scribed to its Stock and taken policies, and feel
warranted in commenting the enterprise to the
favorable consideration of the Valley people.
OFFICE-Corner of Augusta and New Court
house streets, adjoining D. S. Young's law office.
jan2l-tf
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16
oak FOREST SCHOOL II

OAK FOREST SCHOOL.-The
" Subscriber will resume his School the
middle of September, 1871, closing the middle of
June next Terms for day scholars as hereto
fore.
A limited number of boarders will be taken.
TUITION and, BOARD $50 per half session in
advance.
For particulars address
JOHN G SLOWER,
Fishersyille, Augusta Co., Va.
aug9-4t* Spec copy4t
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

SkLEs.-On July 3lst, Lewis Whitner Execu-
tor, of Saml. Whitmer, through E. NJ: Cushing,
Auctioneer, sold 1876 acres to Rev. G. R. Jeffer-
son at $22.05 per acre; l65 acres to J. A. Whit
mer at $36 rs per acre so acres to J. J. Hedrick
at $l4, 10 per acre and 70 acres to Wesley Whit
mer at $22,lo per acre.
Messrs. Smith & Elder have sold for Mr. D. R.
Williams, of the old Opie Farm, adjoining the
City limits, containing about 1875 acres, with
the Mansion and out buildings, to Mr.. VIM.
Easton, of Gordonsvilie, late of England for
$4,000, about $lO5 per acre.
Col. M. G. Hartman has sold to Capt. D.
Butcher part of the old National Hotel Stable
Yard, go feet front by l4O deep, includidg ten
pin alley buildings, for $4,000.
The Southards House and lot on Washington
Street, on Saturday last 81 rs feet, E. NJ.
Gushing Auctioneer, to David Taylor for
1926
On Friday August End, by N. K. Trout, Conf,
the Hefner tract 80 acres, to Mr.. McNair, at
$3.50 per acre.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

A DMINIsTRATOR's sALE.-Will be sold
n on Thursday, the 2sth Of August, at the
Baylor's, Esq, all the personal property OF the
said Sellers, consisting of Horses, Cattle, Sheep
Hogs, Farming Implements, Household and
TERMS made known on day of Sale.
J. H. B. SELLERS,
auge-3t* Spec copy ct Administrator.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

TT .BLEDSUE,A Agent, Stanton, Va.
Thiscompany, wellmanaged andsuccessfulfor
A5GAINsTLoss BY FIRE on asfavorable terms
asother good companies. a9@
scapitaland income promote asfaras practi-
able, theindustry of our State.
W.LCOWARDIN. Presiden,.
WIN. Willis, Jr. Secretary.
Feb %
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

GETTLEMENT REQUESTED = My accounts
y are now ready for settlement. My friends
will appreciate my urgency in the matter when
say they MUST be closed, as l have sold MY
STOCK of goods to Mr.. J. J. Mcmahon with a
view to settling up all Of my business. The old
accounts of Hendrys & Lushbaughs are also in
my hands for collection. Prompt attention to
all these claims is earnestly requested, as desire
to settle pleasantly with all.
aug9-3t N, B, HENDRY.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

on the premises, in the city of Staunton, sell a
public auction, to the highest bidder, the follow
ing most valuable property, viz:
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1872-08-16

Send in your names at once.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-11-28

Local Passenger Trains
LEAVE
VI r. I \ IA CITY
FOR CARSON CITY,
7'33 An, 11:45 An. md 3.4S P.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1872-11-28
A KISS AT THE DOOR.

We were standing in the doorway
MY little wife and /
The golden sun upon her hair
Fell down so silently,
4 small white hand upon my arm,
What could | ask for more,
Than the kindly glance OF the loving
yes
As she kissed me at the door.
l know she loves with all her heart
The one who stands beside!
And the wears have been so joyous
since first | called her bride!
We've had So much OF happiness
Since We met in years before:
But the happiest time OF all was
When she kissed me at the door.
Who cares for wealth of land or geld:
OF fame Or matchleSS power?
1t does not give the happiness
Ofjust one little hour.
With one who loves me as her life
She says she cloves me mOre"-
And thought she did this morning
When she kissed me at the door
A times it seems that all the world
With all its wealth and gold,
Is very small and poor, indeed,
Compared with what | hold!
But when the clouds hang grim and dark,
IOnly think rhe more
OF cone h waits my coming step
To kiss me at the door.
If she lives till age shall scatter
The frost upon her head,
/ know she'll love me just the same
As the morning when we were wed,
But if the angels call her,
And she goes 10 heaven before,
l shall know her when l meet her |
For she'll kiss me at the door
Wilmington daily gazette., 1872-10-03
FIFTY THOUSAND MAJORITY.
Surprise Parties.

Those surprise parties, somehow, nearly always
turn out uupleasantly. They tell about one that
came OH up i'll Connecticut recently which was not
half rs Joyous as a well-conducted funeral II
was reported OF man and his wife who have
been married for many years without having any
children that they had at last been made happy by
the birth Of u daughter Some Of their friends
determined to give the man a presentation surprise
party. SO about forty persons marched up to the
house one evening carrying a cradle and lots of
gum rings, and bib,, and bottles with gum nozzles
and a thby carriage and some little nght-gowns,
ana coral armlet, and gross of soothing syrup.
and socks and paregoric. Aud they all burst into
in amszement. asked them what they meant by
such conduct, they said they were coming quietly
so as not to wake the baby. "What baby Z" They
| SAID hts baD. .o.AI to hand him the things,
ana 10 load him ur with soothing syrup and gum
| rings, until he got mad and fioored one of the
guests with quart bottle Of paregoric, and held
hun down until he explained And then it was
revealed that it all mistake about that little
daughter: that no such arrival had taken place a,
all, but that the report was faise. And then the
surprise party was i great deal more surprised
than the man was; and the guests gathered uI
that infant furniture. and tried to pretend to the
man that they never thought no had II daughther
but that they understood he had accepted posi-
| tIon as director OF an orphan asylum, and tina
| they had brought around few things for him Il
distribute among the poor, fatherless children
The man said it was singularly thin, and then tn
| company went home. The Constitutional Con
| venton ought to adopt some kind OF measure I,
prevent these mistakes.