The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1872-06-20


THAT Niger GOES OUT, AND l GO IN.
Pollock goes out NV the Collectors Offs,
and in goes Issaker Gayitt or Kernel
McPelter. Watkins, the niger Assessor
woodent be allowed to hold his place a
mint and that saint Deekin Pogran, or
that other saint Elder Pennibacker, wood
be immejitly installed, and
"Hearl hearl from Issaker Gavitt.
Elder Pennibacker, McP elter and Pogram
Kernel McPelter earnestly lickin man
who INDUCED in LATTER.
I'm short, my brethren, we want the
offs. We hev bin eatin grass like Ne
buchadnezzar, since 1860, with the ex-
ception nv Johnson's blessed years and
Pharoah's lean kline amt nothin to U.S.
We hunger and thirst for EN-. Wv course
ID ruther git my place back agin thro
Breckenridge, but rulher than not have
it, I'd take it from Wendell Phillips his
self. Eff Greeley is nessary to gettin them
go Greeley He may shift ez fast ez he
pleases, l kin follow him. Put that Post
Orifs in front Nv me, and eff he kin shift
faster than kin, | hev over-estimated
my powers in that line. And we shell git
the offs under him: He believes that
them who admire Horris Greeley are
exofisho fit for any place under any
Government, and them who don't, ain
wuth d-n for anything. I am talent
ed at admirin SIGH men, / am.
Pogram, Pennibacker, McPelter and
Issaker Gavitt wuz entirely convinced.
but there wuz still murmerin among the
others.
"You idiots,' sed [ sternly, lis Grant
a Republican
sHe is The is ~
'Hev 700. ez Democrats, anything to
expect from him p
1--WE havn't!" they replied.
''Do you know the pekoolyarites ny the
great and good Horris?- We know wat
he is to-day: we know wat he wuz yester-
day, and SIGH Of you ez kin read plain
print and wribe without runnin yoor
tongues out kin sertaine wat he wuz
before that. Wat he hes been you know,
but wat he will be only the Almity, who
knows all things kin tell, and no one else
but hisself supposes he is NV sufficient
account to be made the subject Nv pre-
phecy. We are very certain Nv Re
publkin eff Grant is elected--we may hey
Republican or a Democrat eft Greeley
succeeds. It's an even chance where hi
lites, with the per cent in our favor, fo
Nv course the Republicans will make fur
Nv him, which is the only thing he neve
| forgives. Ez an uncertainty is better
| for us than a certainty, 'rah for Greeley
They wuz convinst and inmeiitly
Greelee Club was organized. In Cincin
natl [ he'd embark in speculation.
he'd twenty dollars left from the money
he'd borrowed Nv Judge Davis's commit
tee, and invested EN- in fifty white hat
OF an ancient pattern, expectin to sell EN-
to the Greeley Club, wich I intended t,
organize, at say $1,5 each. After tn,
club was organized I stated to 'em tina
the yoonyform must be the style of dres
NV our beloved chief: white hat an,
the lett pantaloons leg on the top Nv thu
| boot leg, and that L he'd secoored whit
hats enough to supply the crowd. Her
difficulty okkurrcd. In the entire part.
there wuzn't pair Nv paEtaloons wicl
| wasn't worn off at least three inches abov
where boot-top wood be, and it bel
warm weather the aujence wuz all bare
footed. However they took the, hat
READILY. and stashened myself at
table to receive the cash for 'em. A pro
| fit Nv fifty five dollars wuxn't SO bad
Alas! how human hopes are blighted
Bascom sed hed take them hats, collec
| the money for 'em and credit me on &C
count and he did it. l didn't gesa dol
| lir Nv it
I swallowed it ez best I mite, for i
amt no good to make row about it. N,
one IN the corners kin oppose Bascom
for he hez all the likker there is. Blu
we he'd jollifcashon over the organiza
shen. 1t wuz cheerin site to see fifty
men all in Greeley white hats drlnkin thu
health Nv the CRATE Horris in Bascom'
new whisky It wuz a cheerin site t.
see the zeal witch the admirers Nv The
white coated philantropist, all in white
hats, went for SIGH niggers ez they found
In the streets that mite / don't despair
Nv seem niggers logged under them
white hats.
PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY,
(Which wuz Postmaster
The Last of the Cannibaly,