The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1872-12-04

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ceived in IL an outrageous iusult "a
my deceased relativc. and ] have
I come around g demand, s'r. what d
yea mean by the following Infamous
language;
The death angel sHote Alszsaler 1feG,ae.
Ans gave hiI1 pTofraete.i rlpusc-
I Ho wore . checked shirt AMI a .uua.r Mn
4 ind he had q pink uart On BE- nose.
70 teabt he Is hapPierdweiiing In s7ecs
Over thc-e GB the ever green shore
His irienis are Informed TINT BIZ funeral tlk0i
Precisely At quarter-pssi fsz-.-
This is simply diabolicaI! My
late brother had no wart or his hose,
sir. He had upon his nose neither a
pink wart nor a green wart. nor a
( tcream-coiored wart. nor a wart Of any
other color. Ii is a SANDER, II i &
grataitous insult TO my family, and
distinctly want you to say rhaf y9}r
mean by such conduct -
REALLY, sir" said Brimmer, -.it is
a mistake This is the horrible work
Of on inecndiarv misercant whom
trusted as a brother. He shall be
punished by my own hand for this
outrage. 4 pink wart Awful sir
awful The miserable sc0undrel
shall suffer for tbis-he shali,indeedr p
How should I know" murmuTed
0n, cut there by himself, that the
! corpse hadn't pink warts" / used
TO know a man named McGlue, and
he had one, and ! thought eH the
McGlues bad This comes cf iregu-
larities in families.
'And who, said another man. ad-
dressing the editor, authorized you
+ TO print this hideons stuff about NY
deceased SOM Do you mean that It
was not with y5ur authority that
your low comedian inserted with NY
advertisement the following scanda-
lous burlesque Listen to this:
willie iafa purple uaaEay elrabiag a a yellow
Aal <hea he sucked the paias az oiTI. made hin
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hIs laaa.
A'i issi ,,.l '''-'' '' '''l 'i .'i'' l' ''''7f
/ 'oa, no move he'd shoo. Lis sister With hisH..la
a., Ng9-e9 :. a..15 gun t., .... ,s. -... .-r ..+
nllze heryawi l9r tla-
ne Ps5y i.;S ssI.ei -. nov s sra ''a gun
Ths saasksy dessa't junip a-7u1i sin-s i,tls VII
ne utterly airoeiols character q
this paideLdash VIII appear When l
say That " iliiam was twenty years
Ola. iha' ne never hSd purple monk
ey on stlek' that he never sucked
suel a thing' iaat ne never loCied
Wi'h eats ana tnst le aied u liver
compiainL
IhiaiiiDu> ---utleli! ---aIlO-7
rrOaue6 the editor. gs tie cast his
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Feo over tHe iiLt-- Anu lIe
wretch who did this SSH lives II =
a.,
too much
.And xo. = v-bie-,c-eI O.4 90 ~,
self. she told me to tighten the gloom
and 10 cheer the afflicted family with
the resources Of nv art: and I GER
talnlv thought that idea about the
monkey would have that effect. some
how. 1t is ungratefuI -
just then there was knock at the
door, and woman entered crying.
"Are you the editor?r she INQUIRED
Of Brimmer.
/ Brimmer said be was.
"W-w-weIl,'' she said. in a voice
broken BY sobs, "wh-what d'you
mean BY publishing this kind Of poet
~ ab-bcut m-my Johayg M-my
name is Sm-Smith, and wh-when |
hooked this morning for the notice Of
Johnny's d-death in your paper / saw
this awful wicked, wicked v-verse:
-Four doctors tackled Jonny smith
with sl1iis rri'aI1 an @ s.5l54S .i. ,isi IN. m
And sI,sese, they fei hiaa.
Aid tried to ;,i15a move We bis IiTsT:
bVt Ma an n lSsii salahi. n 7la ll,tls t! soul
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IL : i'ise ilise ;-yH"l : "Hat Il
oAHHS GH.y hau o"S Uoc,oI-
:. = ilu 'AeS u-u'uii : 'll % Il--A9'e G Hls
li'gf; ana they d-u,cn l o.ee9 MIN
anu o-'i'7'eE NM. II : j "lcAed iaise-
hood' anu % IL q n'l1'l-ae' u 'et.
ofe1s ..,,5 .-.-iof }r'hIihg I,S u
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ega'.iue -,., eAcIAiileu Drummer
ii.s = no. W Won A. i 'he v O'A
% d sei 'ehs " no'i l " "arileI IN my
oosO-n' anu "lOlh "'ii sl4S Win
~ ~ = - ha''o . 9'gI q iie o'ii'e7 ~ !,
Madam. the miserable cutcaSt shall
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N'O
s-~fraunrf. str. Uoe - rnu-ed Orr
And this man ted ne 70 combine
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eie' @t'hs sentiment win pFact.eai IL
formation. II the information con-
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practical. | have misunderstood the
use Of that word. And if young
Smith diGu'r have forfr doctors II y,as
an outrage He ought 10 have had
them, and they ought to have excited
his liver. Thus it Is" thought OF,
that human life IS sacrificed TO care
lessnessn
At this jgnctuTe the sheriff entered,
his brow clothed with thunder. He
had q copy of the N0rRjag Glory
in his hand. He approached the ed
itor, and pointing to a death notice,
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