The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-11-14
SHAVINGS.
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SHAVINGS.
Solomon says: "a virtuous woman is a
crown to her husband" By this rule, the
most valuable of the sex is worth just one
d ollar and twenty-five cents
When the rain falls doss it ever rise again
Yes. in dew-time.
Earl Russell was 80 recently, ana is the on
ly survivor of the House of Commons of 1918,
when he first took his seat.
Palmer, the sculptor Che is sixty is going
abroad for the first time: TO Rome, to study
sculpture. eS1& -S 8AEN v
IF your neighbor's hens are trou5leso me
and steal across the way, don't let your an
CRY passions rise; fix place for 'en to lay
Edward Tompkins, of San francisco, has
given $4,000 worth of land to the California
University, to endow al Oriental professor
ship. 5osal . j..
French and Eng lsh physicians almost uni
versally prescribe free use of lemon juice
for the rheumatism. sscs., li-
When you bury anmosity, never nnird putuaa
I
ting upa tombstone.
An English traveller says, .Put an Ameri-
can baby six months old on its feet, and it @a
will Immediately say, Mr.. Chairman and
cali the next cradle to order"
Montana Indian agent accounts for his
denciency hy declaring that he furnished the
Indians 2S5000 pounds of family soap, $500
worth Of postage stamps, and barrel ofink.
There are forty thousand Russians who
propose to settle in Nebraska, who are
known as Mennonites, their religion being
somewhere between the Baptists and the
Quskers. q 80 y
Said Bloggs. the other day, when applied
to for loan of tendollars, Il have only five O.
lending tens. and they're all out" aAl
What alcohol does for men, opium is doing
for women. The Bureau of Statistics re-
ports three hundred and fifteen thousand one
hundred pounds of prepared opium as being
imported into this country during the year
1871, to supply the demand of the unfortu-
nate victims.
II yUu uaV6 GAICHlss luuuotIy WIZ iii prove
them; if moderate abilities, industry will
supply their DEFICIENCIES. Nothing is denied
to well-directed labor; nothingTis everto be
attained without. szr...e .,.. II.
The Chicago Times has received an original
poem on The Burnt District at Midnight"
The 102d verse reads : ''The derrick stands
still 'gainst the half finished wall. The
brick piles are quiet; thestones are at rest.
Tomorrow they'll rise, nine or ten stories
tall, in huge, massive structures-the worst
in the West" MD aH. aau IS s-.f
One ofthe saddest sights in this season of
the year is a young man who has waited out
side the church of an evening until he is
chilled through, only to see his girl walk off
with some rascal who has been inside all the
time ,toasting his sinful shins at the stove
Dan6wry Netus.
A teacher in the Sunday School of Epis-
copal church in Chicago said to one of her
pupils James, what good thing--what
great pleasure are you willing to give up as
sacrifice during Lenten ssason?'a Jimmie
meditated about ten seconds and responded;
SCHOOL, -<2 st.. e-s ~
Professor Tyndall has perfected new res
piratos for fremen, in which the solidest par
ticles of the densest smoke are arrested by
films OF cotton-wool saturatedgwith glycerine,
and the most pungent gas by layers of char
coal. By this simple means, tiremen can re-
main within burning buildings for upwards
of an hour with safety and comfort, so far as
respiration is concerned,
An elusive Quebec grocer advertises "The
peculiar dtlicacies of the far off Ind, and the
finely favored and humanizing leaf of the
still further Cathay; the more exciting,
hough not less delicious. berry ofBrazil, and
tie spices. suSars and luscious fruits OF the
Antilles; the sugared condiments and blood
enriching wines of the Mediterranean, and
the salt-cured and blood enriehing fish of
our own stormy guf."' What he means to
say is that he sells tea, coffee, and Goldfish,
cheap for cash.
Not May game is this mans life; but a
battle and march, a warfare with princir
palities and powers. No pleasant prone
made through fragrant orange groves and
green fowery spaces--waited on by the Cho~E
raj MUSES. and the Rosy Hours it is stern
pilgrimage through burning sandy solitudes,
through regions of thick-ribbed ice.-CGr-
lyle. @ 5e *ae
man advertised for a wife, and requested
each candidate to enclose her carte de utsSte.
A spirited young lady wrote to the advertis