The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1872-12-05

EEWr3S Every pSeMlsaor Maor @@ishes @@he toBe healthy
should drink a tumblerful of cold water the
first thing upon rising.
- Woman ought to do all she can to make
this earth paradise for man, as it was all her
fault he-lost the, other.
- Fhat was a very tender hearted man who,
on being told that his wife, who had left the
house only an hour before, was drowned, and
that her body was found mile or so below,
said: "She must have foated down quite
'eely @A Kes9aaeky Ka yl paber m graTely l announces
that COW being cornered in one of the deep
railroad cuts at the foot of Lookout Mountain,
climbed up the side and held to the rocks by
her forefeet until the train had swept past. 1t
is lawful to believe almost, anything about
Lookout Mountain; but when it comes to COWS
hanging to perpendicular rocks by their toe
nails, it is best to Lookout in order not to be
taken in.
In the Paris theatres professional laugh
ers are employed ,swho engage to indulge in the
most contagious hilarity, the time for their
merriment being previously arranged. A few
nights since the programme was changed with
out the laugher's knowledge and when he
burst forth uproarously in the midst of touch
ing couplet about Alsace and Lorraine, the au-
dience nearly killed him. ~
= From one of the leading society papers
in New York, we learn hatwine,is to.be strict
ly tabooed at New Years calls and all the bet
ter classes of. entertainments among fashiona-
BILE society in the metropolis this winter. 1t is
said that.so many disgraceful scenes have been
enacted i'm the most respectable society in New
York, under the influence of champagne, that
society has determined to put down the scandal
with strong hand. .,,,.- ,.....
"A Western gentleman has invented prac-
tical application of somnam bulism to domestic
industry The tenderest of husbands during
his waking moments, whenever his wife does
anything to dsplease him he is sure to be
seized with a fit Of sleep-walking, in which he
administers to her d sound castigation, and the
most serious part Of the affair is that ON these
occasions he is so very fast asleep that nothing
will awake him until the whipping is thor
oughly accomplished.
= When you can't think of what your wife
charged you to bring home, get hair pins.
They are always handy in the house Get
them out of your pocket without breaking the
package A stray hair pin may wreck house
hold. A young man of this city took home
one hair pin last week to his wife. He pre-
sented it to her as birthday gift. She was
delighted until she found long hair attached
to it. His doctor thinks he may possibly re-
cover the use of his eyes.
= The Cleveland Herald wants to know if
the women are going to make themselves look
like idiots by adopting the fashion of wearing
their front hair cut square and reaching down
almost to their eyebrows? We met woman
/ with her hair in that style. If she had not
had on hat, we should have likened her to a
stupid squaw, but she had on one of the steeple
style.of-hats,. running up to-a-point, ,zher. Low:
forehead and her high. crown reminding, US of
an o7ergr6wn Aztec During the summer, we
have seen young girlsFahd boys disfgured by
wearing their hair cut straight across the fore
head, but. you have feeling that such may
outgrow their deformity, but when full
grown woman puts on such dis6gurements. we
can only excaim, that fashionable woman is
fearflllv made