The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-10-10

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100 thin
When aatamu Is married 70 winter
the wsddiog-cakc Il always frosted
A grave mislake-buryiug a man
afrc
when ,he rain falls, docs Il ever rise
AgAinf Yes, 10 dew time.
Somebody says that every cord Of
wood given to the poor Il recorded
above
Why s washerwoman the most
cruel persoa 10 tAe wogldf Because She
daily wrings mems bosoms
An old farmer aid Of bis clergyman,
whose sermons lacked point, All, yes,
he's good man, bot 10 will rake with
the teeth upward.
Massa Christopher Columbus was
queer man, said negro orator; a notion
crossed him one day, and then he crossed
an ocean.
A young man generally gives lock
Of his hair 10 his sweetheart before he
marries Der Amer marriage she general
81 helps herself
"A proprietor Of a soothing syrup
frankly says sller the baby has taken
bottle Of II he will never cry any more.
"A Leyenworth editor sat down in
reserved seat already occupied by hor-
net. lie stands up when seissoring bis
editorials now.
A young lady who was recently out
driving, became alarmed when the horse
began to kick, and naiyely. requested her
beau 10 got out and hold the animals
eg,
Miss Darlington writes 70 her aunt
that the bridal wave, which the papers
talk 80 much about, has not touched that
town for six years.
--One of the amusements at "a Chicago
picaie was 70 place silver dollar IN a
dish containing about aH inch OF molass-
"a aud Jet a squad Of boys compete In
trying 70 take ont the piece with their
teeth
a dying lrishman, asked By bis con-
fcssor ifhc was ready TO renonnce the
devil aud al bis pomps, replied, Don't
ASK me that; I'm going 10 strange
country and don't intend to make my
self enemies.
on the marriage Of Thomas Hawk to
Mis-. 5, j. Dove:
II isat often that YOU see
soqaeer Mind u love,
Oh Whsta HayAge he must be-
70 Tommy hawk dove
Old Mrs. Baruley il pattern Of
household economy. She says she. has
made pair Of socks last ifleen years by
only knitting new feet TO them every
winter, and new legs to them every other
winter.
"A Pckin, III, woman was asked by
the preacher II her husband feared the
Lord. She replied Fear him; why,
bless YOU, be Il 20 ieard Of him that be
never goes ont Of the house on Sundays
without taking bis gun along.
Horses are excellent musical per-
formers sometimes. A hungry horse.has
been known 70 20 through ali,the bars Of
an oaliicid CORRECTLY and never miss al
vat, although lia, owner OF the oats miss.
"a an Of hi.
"A man III New Haven has expended
5000 III ilddles, and now be has more
music 10 bis house than be has in hi.
soul But be doesn't do yiolins to his
ucishbor's feelings BY playing on Al these
dddlcs n enc time
An old LADY gave this a her idea OF 4
grea, man One who Il keerful Of bis
clothes, don't drink sperets, ken read the
Bible without spelling Tie words, aud cal
acoli dinner On wash day.wi,hout grunr
bllng
Young man, DO you ever drink in
4nitcd mild.looking man, aceos,in.
Joucs Well. ycs, thank you; a. rs
cold morning don't mind, replied Jonc
removing his qnid 81 tobacco. Don't 4,
a any more, rioined The mild man. d
tou will eventually he damned. Goo,
morning.
IN All poliecs ~ liie Insurance these
anong host 81 other questions, occur
Age q father, Il living Age Of mothe
tliviag maa III lhc osuutr, wh,
Cited np sn application made his father
age, Z living ~ years and us mother
i@ The agent wa. aluAzed u ihl
showing, and ianeicd he had got an ca
esllcn' sablecl bat, feeling soulewha
dabions, remarked that tie man came 0
arery long living family. Oh, son see
sif, replied gAe applicant, ms parcut
died many wears ago, but, u living uoab
r aged =. there pai down. Oh, zee
said tie agent
4 wsie ID Detroit. seeing = paragraph
ia the papers b TIC effect that alaigitnoui
81 coalics in illihef &c, divorced lue Il
order 90 have TIE pleasure 81 fresh court
ing Aad 5 res honeymoon, Induced be
husband. aiieS mach persuasion, 70 con
scot d divorce, gsi ior ne fun u Il
tiag Nhen ,be divorce was ob.alpea
10 eahas5aal va Astonisbed 70 Go,
than $40 eoufang and loney.mooning 4
III nile were @ be joae with Ano,Ae