The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1872-07-26

., A FAST ue-Maffleo Hif.sn icdE
n loIHr education-Gympastics.t,
How to make .!sls' elsanh ~ 4NeePTTAWg,,sh fN TAWg,,
him.
How ta to make k7d, time. go 60 fs.s;ttMu.e tho
spur Of the moment ''''''i'9 ''ii' ''''
+" HoSEY-brss Are winged rmerehsnfs-
they cell their honey. i7eI nj -Ysr
n RAILaoADs have three ganses A
broad gauge, aInasrov ganges and
mortgage ..,i,-,.t ,.si.~. 4. .,.l.cI.
Why is, the letter G like . gentleman
who has left an evening party Z Be-
cause it makes one gone. '-ih- ~
TIE storm-signal man on top of
Mount Washington holds the |" highest
Office in, the gift of the nation" Il;
! WIZ does B precede c in the alpha
bet? Because you must be before you
can see. Do you observer
NAsr recipes are given ID cure people
who are addicted 70 spirituOusl liquors.
The bestpresentixe is 10 stop drinking.
r. MARRIAois are mort numerous in the
autumn in Massachusetts. So it was in
Eden the first marriage was in, the
early fall, : IN. VI
I A cLERGYnAx said, the other day, that
| modern young ladies were iAot''the
dauchters of Shem and Han, Int the
daughters of Hem and. .ShamI aa.,sl
/ AnAN, H usually rsfueed credit, for
one of two reasons-either because. we
don't know him, or because We do.
An exchange has found out when
i Adam was married; Of course 'itwaS on
his wedding Eve; most anybsdv knew it
before. ali Ell =; sii.s4I.., l,ssa ~
i u TIE man who said, ,twoI ,porcnpines
make one prickiy pair, is . knight of
the quill, and not . professor of the
higher mathematics. h''t oh isii n
AN old lady Is inclined to think that
4 compass would be the bestae&iRs ma
chine, because she heard it had a needle
| with ,thirtyitwo points. .
A WESTERN editor, who doesn't know
much about farming anyway, suggests
tthxt, for garden-making,i a,sa,t-iron
i back, with hinge in, it, wss2l. b an
improvement on the spinal column now
in USE. ,,..,. -,,.-t..,.,.. .t.......r
/ aHEKE's, your invaders" shoute q
| member Of the nth Mississippi fegi-
| ment as h6sn! Lees ptetersn lGmy
plunged into the Potoaac ~ its.Hsy to
Gsttysburs. And here's, your Hetter-
ansn echoed gallant gap sq soldier y a,.'d of the
Il A GERMAN expressman called at q
house in Clinton street, 'BfsoklyB, re-
Gently, 70 deliver . bon. HnEAae the
bell, and o, servant girl opened The door,
wIa,, xho .xD-oasnap ea;1 ut havo
cot a schmalI box, and, II you nkes,
will carry it upstairs. 4o- -Yheg9i ssoked
horro7-stricken. and, not relishing the
idsAdFSdnazfA9 amaxHA1z1all-pox,
slammed, bolted and barred the door in
the, sstonishsd sxpressnan's fsse.
Rorso vasIssslfmads elephants He
came to this country wiAhopt dollar in
his pocket-had nothing In the world
but an empty trunk k1.adhd af the time
Of his death be WIS worth $4000U
WHY is the letter Rvefy uniof ftabase,
Because It is alwsys,in,. tfuablej Waetch-
edness, md misery 3 in TIN ,be0inning Of
riot and run. and j. never ApqRd in
peace, innocenoe, or l9ye .,,s ~,
l.u Al, the late Plynoatht Chnrsh picnic
Mr.. Beecher was asked, Why Pc d,d not
, dance. 9There is but one recon" he
4 replied ;fa' I don't know hon. b h4he only
dancing ever did wns vhsa NJ, 0,lsthez
, furnished tie music and used me - q
, fiddle. ! took all the steps ;thens
81 A roos little Sunday school scholar in
! Wisconsin was deluded into learning
$3.50 verses Of the Bible ID fddf weeks
BY the promise Of q book. they gave
, him AHitchcook . Analysts ef W Bible.
> He swapped il for = txo-bladed knifi
, and . peck Of hickory, nuts. iTv