The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1872-03-08

states: 81 do not wear o Snlmmey,
for I am not d girl. for If I was O
girl I would have to wear a shin.
meyr"
A vessel has just arrived at Yaquina
Bay from San Francisco, with Doc
barrels Of Eugene and Harrisburg
-four.
Petersburg is the name of a new
city in Douglas county. Shouldn't
wonder II it would finally "Peter
out"
The Oregon & California Railroad
has now sufficient iron On the way tt
complete the road to the $50 mile
stake.
A man at Eugene gets 6 months
gratuitous lodging for stealing q Ian
tern. He says he can now see it in
that light.
The Indions in Arizona have just
m~assacred q number Of whites.
Grants Indian policy evidently works
TO a charmi
The woman ~suffragers Of Califor.
MIA have nominated Geo. w. Julian,
OF Indiana, for President. Hurrah
for July-annl
It is now generally conceded that
the Kilkenny cat fight in Mexico will
result in the fall Of that Republic.
Let err "drap."
d. j. jacob, Of Portland, sned
A.. B. Hallock for $40, 600 damages
for twisting his nose, and the jury
awarded him $50.
Royal 7. Sprague, one Of the
Judges Of tho Supreme Court Of
California, died ut Sacramento on the
oath Of February.
Olympia has twice as many gin
mills as churches, and that town il
the Mecca of Good Templars and
Woman's Fighters.
A precious he cherub in Nevada,
having exploaded q cartridge in his
mouth. il not so regular at his meals
as he used to q
The Mounlaineer says Jas. II.
Doutbit is talked. OF as a Demo.
cratic candidate for Representative
from Ocboco Valley.
A Utah five-year-old hanged him.
self in q ft Of passion. He was Gu.
down by his grieved parents and
iudiciously spanked.
A little girl was playing with q
cartridge. in Sonoma county, Cal.
last week, when it exploded. tearing
her hand all to pieces.
A young man named Mcdonald
committed suicide in the Red Bluff
Hotel, on the 9Th ul.., while a ball
was in progress in the house.
Mrs. Zumwalt. OF Long Tom.
Lane county. aged SIS years. has now
living l32 offspring. and is ''doing
as we'll as could be expected"
A rich Chinese merchant Of Sar
Francisco was ruined at a gambling
table and found Oblivion by tho aid
of n rope suspended from a beam.
All Of the Olympia fellows" have
fallen in love with the same girl. The
idea OF q town aspiring TO the ''termi
nus" with only one pretty girl in it
Git eout!
II Sam Clarke isn't nominated TO,
Clerk of Marion county by the Rad
tomorrow he expects TO quit the
newspaper business and run o soda
fountain.
HOBBY. the Portland rapist, wa
last week sentenced TO the Hotel d.
Watkins for 5 years. II he escapes
from there it will be by the Rape
Of the Lock"
The Herald local reporter renoun'
ces his lady love because she wipes
her nose with her napkin. Some
newspaper cusses put on q good man,
airs any way.
A Nevada paper says: "The Other
day a dog attempted to bite judge
Beatty in the vicinity Of the count,
seat" That's a funny place for ADDS
to attack a man.
Mark Twain promises to give ever.
consumptive who is not cured b.
camp life at Lake Tahoe "a fnnera
which will be q comfort to them al
long as they live"
A poet hailing from "Cow Creek,
Umpqua Valley, writes machine poe
try for the Ensign in which he can
nonizes that paper in the worst dog
gerel we aver read.
Two steers last Friday jumped of
of the Portland wharf and wer
drowned. They preferred the water.
grave of o suicide to the name of be
ing tough beef steak.
Lafayette Miller, q youth of Doug
las county, would have strychninet
himself out of this vale Of tears bu
for the disgusting o~ficiousness of