The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-08

@.Ss4 figs In all that land 4
Is Be raiasa to blot his fame. st F
s,s tts. sC1SSORINGs.
/ Borrowed garments seldom lit wen. lE4E
Haste often trips up its own heel.
What was the first bet nadey The alpha.
bet.
Atwbat Time was Adam married? On his
wedding Eve ,3..s,,sfs s;3 81. 5,.sss.as5
Men often blush to hear what they are not
ashamed to dor s4a s
An Attiea rooster catches rats and mice
with cat-like facility. 8a g
An early spring jumping out Of bed at
five o'clock in the morning.
When IS q little baby, like a big banker
When he Is i worth-child. iii Nm
], He who buys too many superdaitiess may
be obliged to sell his necessaries.a. h.
sd The paths Of glory which lead but to the
grave-aIopath and homnpath. sslitl
Work is the weapon Of honor, and he who
lacks the weapon will never triumph.
The most dangerous kind of 4 BAT, that
sometimes fiies 1t night, is 9 brick
A Chicago sausage-maker with unusual
candor advertises bis wares Is '.dog-eheap."
The widow of Secretary Stanton has iii
income Of 5000 from the Stanton Fund.
The New Orleans Tmss says that the hard
est thing to deal with is an old pack sf cards
A seven-year old boy At Greenbush, Can
ada, stabbed his father with fork while be-
ing spanked. + Ksassks #
4 Ai'sleadlng citizen' OF Boston recently fe-
quested information about firm that sold
oblong tea. &.ag &sg asI5, jsefj4a4
The way to ride q yelocipeae .straddle the
saddle, the.i paddle asd skedsddie.R eaiaa
REYNOLDS the dramatist, observing TO Mar
tin the thinness OF the house at one of his
own plays. asked if lie supposed 1t was OWN &
10 the war. 9af{ n s7.sHe1s5H. ls!aIgg
''No replied the other, 1T was owing to
the piece - . 80 go
& A Southwestern editor remarks III in
our school days the rule Of three is praverbi-
ally trying, how much harder, In after Life,
do we fnd the rule Of one" he has been
married only fourteen months. a..l .,tsa
The scientific examination OF Mr.. Grote'ss
head, which has BEEN made by Professor
Marshall. has revealed the fact that the brain
Of the deceased historian was remarkably
tmali. 1t is sxid, however, to be rish in con- /
Violations. s.As.s
Two women were asked which of two men
zach would choose were che compelled to
marry one of them. One replied: 1.-THE
eldest. that might khe sooner be rid Of
hisna,' the otlaer--..' Tbe youngest, that /
might make him suffer the longest is
Theodore 7ilton thinks 1tlsst the path OF
success for 6 Young joarnalist lies in . stick
hg gsef biz fsrHfassien. working like beaver,
,elitsina I'll he asFs, and keeping eutlo the
egis5 attire and ,ster temptations.'' asss
A married lady III Connecticut recently
Ell into Il river. and would have been Drown
ID except chat her cries attracted the xttea-
Jon Of her husband, who, installing heri Ia
he dark for another woman, worked like
,eayer to get her cut ssis3a .sassatss4 tes
An Iowa gentleman Eas recently foiled iB
lis laudable purpose sof committing suicide
" the rprehensible conduct Of an spothe-:
.ary, who gave him prepared chalk for ar
'enic, ana the lnigIt-have been widow threat
sns to sue the apotheacary for obtaining mon
". under false pnetenses. Nj 4. ggfptl
\ sA somewhat juvenile dandy said to 4 fair
PARTNER III u ball, sDon't you think. Miss,
hat ny nloustaches are hecomingy' TO
which she replied, .sWell. sir, they may be !,
coming but they have not yet arriyed.a
A Calilornia man requested his wife, id
TO hollthe bIhy Of another mans
wife while he danced with the baby i mother.
but She dftln't hold ii. Some wives sre too
lisohedient to put up with! ss1'
The following IS statement u The true
population Of the United States Just complied
md contained IN the report Of the superin-ll
endent Ipf the census Aggregate, States
nd Territories, s., e9s,a 40. White, 80, $50, Il
Isl coIored, 1850, ,3S7; Chinese, 6, ,254 In
lians on reservations and at agencies, seS, !
80. 'sSSs.Ss .s,.S
! A story comes from Fitchbnrg. Massachus-
tts. that cat lay down in 1 iy-w wheel early IN
be morning. and was not discovered till the
ngine had been running three hours; dog
hen detected her and gaye the alasla. Wheai
he engine was stopped, the cat vas yeacged
afaar making sixty rsvolntiona