The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1872-06-08
NOE WESIERS.

MONTANA, SATURI
i NOE WESEERS.
-Dseeass 10 getting fat
Charlotte Osshnaa u e.
"A new pair of kids-Twins.
-Ueion Jscks-sailos f.iesds.
North CaroII.s's Oldest b loa
Lilo is but the presaes 70 asakh.
-Rassis leather fsas aze ths latest.
-asighth of Coolness-Mt. Powell
-xsy West makes 900 cigars daily.
-fsoei'sd eyebrow sss eoaiag into vosue.
-Ths wealth pr capita a Illinois h eaanM.
-Anhoosst man lives not b ths world, but 70 hi.
ow1 conscience.
-Aadrw Jaeksos shaksspsars edits IL Ka,ana.oo
Daily 't0asstta"
Leave wen enough aloas 10 eood rule: bat "a
leavs m ilooe 10 bsetse.
"A new dance Just iutroaseed into social circles,
10 called the Baltimore eot1ioa."
| why do capeatsrs bs,isvs that tAsrs IL no such
thing - stoos7 They neva saw H.
"A kas,sr in ctiptoa, len, sse ~ s,assd as7s
penss os giass In nine and . half hoars.
Never take Of Anne because It looks IKE susipe.
H. Flannel never looks like spring.
1T viii require ten tone Of white lead to paint The
outside OF Gilmore's Coliseum in Boston.
Question for Raral Lyceum-Does q COW become
real estate when she is turned Into Ae1d9
Rochester Indiana, IL rejoicing over the birth oe
mule colt that weighs only fifteen pounds.
The annual income Of the London '.Times- from
sdve'tisements 10 said to be about q, $4,000
John Greeley uncle Of Horaes Greeley, died in
Londonderry, n. H.. on the 10Th ult, aged a.
"A Connecticut editor offers to vsccjusts free OF
charge. I'll new pre.paying subscribers to his paper
"A sheet-iron church which will accommodate two
hundred persons 10 in successful operation In London
1T costs three and halt cents to get your hair cut
and oss and half cent" to get shaved, In Germany.
Among the Chevoit Hills Of Scotland they boast
It sheep whose wool win measure slevs. and half
inches.
1T 10 asserted that 10 Boston, no house valued at
$4,000 has been totally destroyed BY re for forty
eight ysars.
III you don't look carefully after the bita Of your
hosse. you may ore day be looking after the bits Of
your carriage.
Last years census gave Italy over $1,000 900 in
habitants more than half the number Of peopls in
the United States.
The old lady who said Of one Of her household
pete "she's such fsein' cat" did not purrpstrsee
The pun purr.puss-ly.
-oovernor C'ldwell, Of North Carolina, has lust
pardoned out ot the psnitsnliay convict who died
about six weeks ago
"A vincenues photographer advsrtises: ''Babiss
taken and finished in ten minutes" which i rough
on the rising gensratiou.
If you would Be punssnt. b bsief; for II 10 With
wosds - with sunbeame-ths more they ars con.
den"ed, the deeper they barn..
They don't call It "eoing to go man" I, Rens-
selses Ind, but always 'expect letter." the poet
ofsce being the hotel bar.soou.
If there 10 really . deliehtfaiiy refreshing scene
on this earth It is . newly married man aiding to-
ward home with bic arst waahboard.
DtIIings says: "A Newfoundland dog IN 4 FOOD
thing to have. only must get two three children
and pond before he will be Of any USE"
The German Imperial army band, BY consent Of
the Emperor, win sail shortly for America to take
part in the Worlds Pesee Jubilee At Boston.
The last Pullman idea for long routes--a library
car with reading room and writing desks Bowling
alleys billiard tables. and croquct grounds next.
Olive Logan IL engaged npon 4 new book, to Be
called 'Get thee behind me. Satan" The duty OF
Satan 10 plain. He must obey o. suffer broken hesd
"A modern philosopher says: "Peopls 70 accord
Ing to their beains these lie in the head they study
{ In their stomach, they eat; II In their heels, they
lance"
-niss D'ummoud, the Quaker preacher. wss asked |
~hcAs the spirit inspired her with the thought
X getting married. mo, friend said she, but the
aesh has."
Robert J. WaIker. secretary of the treasury usdss
James x. Polk Il said 10 have appointed the arst |
sdy % clsskship In the treasury department. in the
reas 1885,
A contemporary has adopted the eight.hour system |
% his ofRoe HE competitors commence 1t eight !
'eock In ths norning and Close st eight O'Clock IN
he evening.
IL dent care much aboat the hags," oaid Warn.
e to the hsad Of sentss boasdins.Acoss ''but the
sct H. madam. haven't ths blood 70 spare; yoa ~
hat yourssik"
The headlight oe . North Carolins locomotive,
lpdes fsl hsadway lsse,y struck By lightnng and
lenosished The electric '4uid" proved superior 70
hs poa.explosivs.
Forty -ssvea thousand persoas die annually In
InSiaDd Of ooosunptiso, which the London "Tele
aph" calls - sooqFEe. compared b which cholsra IL
jsst snd war diversion"
An Old bachelos, at . wsddin4 feast, hsd the
'sastessness to offer tAe following toast: Marriage
The gate thros&h which the happy lover leaves his
acAanted regjous and returns % EARTH
-r Greeley says this Il good time 10 plant ests.
Ehs ct shouM b prepared With boot-jack revolver,
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