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GENUINE BARGAINS
AT
S. d. TIMBERLAKE'S.

BEAD these Figures and compare them 'eish
others.
Black silk l IS, l rs, 40, So so.
Blue and green silk i 625 to 81 50.
Japanese silks So to 60c-
Black alpaca 374 to 75c.
Black bombazine only 90, worth ST 25.
French merno l 90 TO ST. 25.
Englsh merino 50 to 75c.
Pcplins and plaids 623 to 75e.
Rep velours only $50
Wooden surges As to 622c.
Tycoon reps and striped poplins 20, e and Zoe
+. All wool flannel 374 to h23c.
Home made flannel a to 75c. IS
10 brown sheeting 421c; beached ditto 473c.
Brown cotton 124c; bleached ditto 10, IA and l5e
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nas! Gas!! Gses!?!
NJ Es. w. SfiTTH,
CTAIINTQN VIRGINIA

nas! Gas!! CASH!
VI &c. w. SfdETH,
STAUNT0N, VIRGINIA,
Is still engaged in Gas Fitting, Bell Hanging, &C.,
and is prepared to furnish Chandeliers, Pendants,
Brackets, Drop Lights, Burners and Shades, of
any description desired
He will also put up WATER RAMS at short
notice. His long experience in every branch of
his business, justifes him in promising entire
satisfaction to those wlo may favor him with
orders.
+ All work warranted to give satisfaction.
Thankful for past favors, he respectfully solio-
its share of the public patronage. feb l5-tf
M arhwood's Dyeing and Scour-
ln ing Establishment is located be-
tween the Virginia Hotel and the Gas Works,
where l am prepared to renovate and Bepair, in
the neatest manner, all kinds of Clothing, both
for gents and ladies.
My experience in the business enables me to
guarantee satisfaction in all cases, and my pa
irons may rest assured that work entrusted to me
will be faithfully executed.
Work from distance will be promptly attend
ed to- and expressed free Of charge.
l respectfully solicit trial.
aug 15-tf F. NJ HARDWOOD.
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IN UNITY THERE IS STRENGTH.

And although it may seem impracticable to
those who have in a lifetime been compelled to
pay regular prices, which means goods at what
it costs to make thom and five or six profits add
ed. Of course to such and their method OF
business it is not supposed they can comprehend
how we can sell goods for less than they can buy
Them for.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1872-11-28

TUVENTAS, the great Bladder and Kidney
y Remedy, surpasses Buchu and everything
else discovered for affections of the bladder, kid
neys and their kindred diseases. 1t is pleasant
to take Try it. For sale by
DR. WAYT s. BRO,
nov 14-tf Staunton, Va.
Wholesale Agents,-Wm. H. Brown s. Bro,
and Candy Gipin & Co., Baltimore, Md.
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MEMS Boots, Prince Albert's, Oxford and
Iyl French Ties, Creole and Imitation Con-
gress, Bstton Balls and English Ties, at VEL
i.ER'S boot shae aLd l,e' store. ap Ietf
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L T.
ID WALL Paper Given away.
NOW is THE TIME TO DO AWAY WITH
WHITEWASHINC.
will furnish Is beautiful styles Of Wall Paper,
(Gratis)
to all those who employ me to do the hanging.
i will hang the said paper for 80 cents per bolt,
Tor s yards. A room - by Is and 10 feet high
will cost but $500 finished, and will last from
five to ten years before it will need repairing.
No one now need have their walls bare. All the
latest styles Of
DECORATIVE PAPER HANGING
done in the most tasteful manner. M
/ invite my friends and citizens Of Staunton to
call and examine my beautiful assortment of Dec
orations, before having their papering done. 1t
is o new thing in Staunton, and SO far has given
general satisfaction.
l will make this branch Of my business spec
iality this summer, but will also continue to do
Upholstering Gliding, Picture frame making,
Laying Carpets, Oil cloths &c., making Curtains,
Cornices and Lambrequins.
ALI work guaranteed or no charge, by
GEO. W. HEWITT,
Paper hanger and Upholster,
Main street, next door to ]. A. Bekle & Bro
Furniture Rooms july 25-tf
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Coal! Lumber
H. L. POWELL,
DEALER IN
Red and white Ash Anthracite
CGaE! I;
in Chestnut, Stove, Egg, and Foundry sizes.
Georges creek Cumberland Coal, prepared for
open CRATES or blacksmith's use.
LUMBER furnished at short notice for any sized
bill, a. prices corresponding with saw mill rates.
Offices al yard along the Chesapeake and Ohio
Railroad, and in the building occupied by
Messrs Berkeley & Fontaine, next door to the
Spectator Office.
Call and leave your orders at either place.
P. O. Box LOT, Stanton, Va,
aug 22-tf
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T7HE BEST WHEAT FAN.

NE ~
We call the special attention Of every Farmer
til at NAV be in want of Wheat Fan to the -
MORNING STAR FAN,
manufactured at Charlottesville. It is the best
and most substantial Fan ever offered in this
market. Call and examine it at our store.
July 1-tf P. b. HOGE s. BRO
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Having taken ample time 10 examine and Sc
aeet from the largest importing houses in New
Ya,k. Philadelphia and Baltimore, and bought
:, the lowest cash figures, they feel warranted ia
promising &c good bargains as eau be gotten IN
OF ot-tf
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II z Y a IL
WHOLESALE PRICES.

Mrs. aLADKE, has as usual been East
with me, and her MILLINERY DEPARTMENT is now
,oHhout Rival, the most extensive and finest in
The State of Virgins.
We have just opened rare stock Of
FEATHERS FLOWERS,
RIBBONS,
vELyETs. & SATINS,
THE RICHEST AND RAREsT,
gathered from the markets of the Old World by
the largest Importing Houses in this country, and
are prepared to sell them at very low figures.
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JAMES 7. BYERs. HENRY E. .SUMMERSoN.
OVERS & SUNgEaERSON,
DEALERS IN
FAMILY GROCERIES,,
CoU NTRE PRODUCE
FINE CIGARS,
CHEWING & SMOKING T0EACCOS.
WE HAVE OPENED NEW AND FULL STOCK
I'm the Room Opposite Court Hgouse,
recently occupied by N. A. Baylor & Co., and it
will be our aim to keep constantly on hand q
choice selection of goods in our line.
A call is solicited. We feel confident that We
can please.
WE have full line of all the different Brands
of both CHEWING and SMOKING ToBAccos, and ev-
cry style and grade of CIaARs.
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Virginia Banking and
Trust Company.
MAIN STREET, STANTON.
Semi Annual Interest at the Bank of fve per cent.
annum will be allowed on all Deposits in this
Bank and paid in July and Janua,yo of each year
All Deposits subject to the usual sight checks
without previous notice.
feb ] if WI. TAMs, Cashier
For the celebrated copper-tipped shoes fol
misses and children, go 10 Geo. A. Smith
If-4t
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A ugust A. Grubert.
In NuFACTURER OF ALL KINDS OF
COPPER AND TINWARE,
sTILLwoRMs, KETTLES, SCOUTING,
ROOFING, SHEET IRON
WARE, &C.,
And Dealer in all kinds of Stoves, such as
Star, Cottage, The Best, The. Oriental, The
Monumental and Wellington Cook
Stoves, also, Parlor Stoves
Of Uarious kinds,
GRUBERT'S BUILDING,
feb 1-tf STANTON, VA. !.
NIT. VERNON NURSERIES,.
lYl FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE.
Upon the original Washington Estate, Fairfax
County, Virginia.
C. GILLINGHAM & CO., Proprietors
full variety of
FRUIT AND SHADE TREES, VINES, SMALL
| wFRUITS AND SHRUBS. ~
Send for Catalogue.
| Address, ACCOTINK,
sept 26- Fairfax, Va.
| ~ cod News for the General Pub
VI lic.-I have just returned from the North
| ern cities whereI purchased entirely too. large
a stock Of all kinds of Goods for the size Of my
store house. 1 therefore propose to sell for
SIXTY DAYS
at very reduced prices for Cash, in order to make
| room.
Come early and often if you wish to get bar
| gains in Dry Goods, Notions, Boots, Shoes, Hats,
Clothing and in fact every thing usually kept in
a general Variety Store. s
Very respectfully,
j oct 3-tf B. f. HARDWOOD.
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BUYING AND SELLING

and yet they follow in the beaten pathway of our
forefathers There are few men who have the
courage and the energy to break up this rotten.
defective system of allowing class of Nabobs
20 roll in luxury by living off the earnings of the
people-who stand between the manufacturer and
the jebber, the importer. the broker, and the Dry
Goods gambler a few who have banded together,
and with stern fidelity have declared to light the
bott1as of the messes
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Stoat,et0n Advertisement
ON w ARD!

Is the imperative law of the universe, and ma
tons. and empires as we'll as men. cannot shrink
from the vigorous command. The good deed the
experience Of every changing thing is recorded
along the pathway of time to mould or gulae
ages unborn.
Even the mercantile world does not submit to a
standard, but must ever progress forward toward
perfection. A few years ago an article of the
manufacturer, which was doubled, ysa trebled,
by the profit added, by the dozen or more hands
through which it passed before it reached the
consumer This is the general system adhered to
by those who claim to understand the modern
ideas of
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STAGE OFFICE,
. 11ko11 y
Stanton, April 10th, 1872.

Staunton, April 18th, 1872.
THANGE OF SCHEDULE.-On and after the
" 10th of April, 1872 our Stages will leave
staunton double daily, at All p. m. arriving at
Harrisonburg at Z Bop. M. and at 5 80 a. m, ma
king close connections at Harrisonburg with
Orange, Alexandria and Manassas Railroad for
all points North and West.
For through tickets, apply to our Agents at
our Office at the Virginia Hotel. f.
Fare to Harrsonburg, .$1 SO
Round trip Tickets, 200.
april 18-tf HARTMAN Il co.
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Every person can End something to suit IN
quality and style, at the lowest prices, and those
wishing to supply themselves with any article
embraced in The lines mentioned, viii find it to
their advantage to give them call.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1872-11-28

DAClFIC GUANO! PACIFIC GUANO!
AND FLOUR OF RAW BONE.
Allison Addison, Genl. Agents, Richmond, Va.
| offer for sale
the above valuable Fertilizers. Samples of each
can be seen at my store next doorto the POST
Office, on Augusta street, Stanton
aug 22-tf T. 3. SUBLETT.
CHAMBERS ENCYCLOPEDIA-10 volum es,
~ calf, $50. Taines English Literature, 2
volumes, $40, for sale by
sept5-tf HUNTER y ".
D LANK AND MEMORANDUM BOOKS, full
- assortment of each, received by
sept5 HUNTER s. co. Y
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TWIN Brother Yeast Powder, Horsfords Bread
l Preparation, rooley's Yeast Powder, at
RAW C. G. WHEAT'S.
TlEAS.-Greea Tea, japan Tea, Black Tea In
1 perial Tea-.he very best, at
nag =. Y. shEAfs@
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Ladies', call and see Smiths Premium band
made Shoss Jan Il-G
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TRUNKS, vALIsEs,
HAND sATCHELs, &C,

MUFFS AND FURS,
from the best quality to medium and every other
article to protect from the chilling blasts
and piercing winds of Winter !.
In fact there is nothing that can be mentioned
that he cannot supply. His long experience and
acquaintance with the people OF the valley mas
enabled him to present to them such an array Of
goods as has never before been offered in Staun-
ton. s l.s. &a FSs sf
Tn The Watch and Clock line he defes competi-
ton. He has in his employ one of the most com
netent and accomplished watch makers who ever
crossed the waters to cast his lot among the
freemen of America. He is not only master OF
his business, but very pretty man,
..With smile for those who love him,
And sigh for those who hate
ssAnd whatever fate betldes him,
he has a head to design and a hand to execute,
all work in his line in the most unexceptionpble
manner. ssi Eas
Gabriel Hirsh would be doing injustice to the
emotions of his own heart, did he no. return
thanks to the generous people of Staunton, Au-
gusta county and the Valley generally for the
liberal and kind encouragement they have shown
him ever since he commenced dealing with them
He has tried to be Just to them, and he has thu
assurance, in his large and rapidly growing bus
mess, that his efforts are appreciated. With thu
promise that nothing shall be left undone on hi
part or his employees to merit a continuance O
past fayors, he invites every body to call and ex
L: ccfo IL Of
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he has head to design and hand to execute,
all work in his line in the most unexceptionable
manner. 1as
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Large Variety Store,
MAIN STREET, srAUNroN, VA.

Gabriel Hirsh has now his largo building on
Main street packed from roof to cellar with the
largest stock of goods ever brought to the city
of the hills embracing every conceivable arti-
Gle that the most active fancy could imagine
He visited all the large importing houses of New
York, and devoted six weeks to selecting the
most attractive and useful articles that these i'm
mense establishments contained. For twenty
years, from the time he first commenced busl
ness in this lovely Valley. he has been studying
the various wants of the good people of Augusta
and surrounding counties, and feels satisfied that
he has stock on hand, which for
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from the best quality to medium, and every other
article to protect from the chilling blasts
and piercing winds of Winter. y
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no nav Observation-Disclosures 2lst, I will
open my custom Boot and Shoe Shop, ca
Augusta street, near the Post office and will b.
neased to have my old customers to call on me
Ind leaye their orders, and get satisfaction a.
heretofore -sf ". A. BANTA,
aug lott Staunton, Va.
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StrsS.soss saUSa.f isenaeisss.

s-a..s..r-zzs tx. 3.
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II EATHER! LEATHER we nave ~ s'ore
500, - rn T. aS and American Calf Skins, Kip
SKINS sbins T ain;ngs. &c. also choice lot of Sole
III sesc,ed for the trade. Warranted to
co. and sold at the lowest cash pri
| ces. A'A-1- = 1870
aat
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Their stock of ladies, misses and children
SHOES, &C., is large and ot1the best ana mos'
fashionable styles.
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In short their large and diversified stock Of
Goods has been selected with especial referenc e
20 the demands of this community, winch tnelr
e>rerience in business has taught them to under
Q stand thoroughly.
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-15

second nature" the law of your
being and the rules of your lives.
Thus shall you
Earn names that win
Happy remembrance from the great and
good
Names that shall sink not in oblivion's
food;
But, with clear music, like church ell's
chime,
Sound through the rivers sweep of on
ward rushing time"
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Every part of Waltham Watch is made
by machinery, The machinery used in
making the movement of a single watch
coast over Hundred Thousand Dollars,
yet sell these Watches, in q solid Silver
Hunting Case, for s18. The same watch
could not be made by hand and fnisheds
as perfectly for Ten TIMES AS MUCH.
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-15

A Newspaper Of the Present Times.
Intended for People Now ON Earth.
Including Farmers. Mechanics. Merchants, Pro-
fessional Men, Workers. Thinkers. and ell Man.
ner OF Honest Folks, and the Wives, Sons, and
Daughters Of all such.
ONLY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR,
ONE HUNDRED COPIES FOR $50,
Or less than Ono Cent Copy. Let there be a
$50 Club st every Post Once.
sKMI.WEEKLY SUN, % A YEAR,
Of the same size and general character as
THE WEEKLY, but With . greater variety of
miscellaneous reading. a,d furnishing the news
to its subscribers with greater freshness because
1t comes twice week instead Of once only.
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-15
The Oride Gold Watch,

IN MASSIVE ORIDE GOLD Double
Hunting Magic Spring Cases, elegantly
engraved, or engine turned, Genuin,
Patent Lever movements, full jeweled
regulated and warranted to keep correct
time, and wear equal to Gold, preci
ssly like in appearance, make, finish,
brilliancy of color. 5000 Gold Watch.
One of these splendid Watches will be
forwarded by mail free to any address, in
handsome morocco case, lined with velvet
and satin, ladies or Gents size Witch, )for
only TWELVE DOLLARS.
Watches for Holiday Presents manufac-
tured to order.
GENUINE AMERICAN WATCHES
of all grades, in Gold and Silver Cases,
from s18 upto $780, Other Good Watches
equally lew. With every Club of six
Watches, of any kind, we send one extra
Of same kind free, as premium to getter
up of the Club. A superior stock of Ge-
uuine Oride Gold Chains, SO to Sc each,
warranted fully equal to Gold in brilliancy
of color, wear, ETC., Bills of over $12 col
lected on delivery, if desired. All Bills of
s12, and less, must becash in P. o.
Money Orders, or Registered Letters, at
our risk. Goods carefully selected, packed
and forwarded prepaid by mail, or by
Express, or receipt of price. Safe delivery
of all goods guaranteed. Watches forward
ed to be examined to parties known
when express charges both ways are paid.
No goods forwarded west of the Mississippi
River, with bill to collect on delivery.
Purchasers must pay all express charges
on goods sent G. o. D.: aleo for return
OF money. All Cash ord6ps forwarded
free OF charges to destinaticA. Catalogues
Free. Address all orders.
CHAS. p. NORTON i CO.,
Importers of Watches, etc.
Established 1857. &c Nassau St., N. Y.
No. 34-tf
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NEW ORLEANS, MOBILE
CHATTANOOGA RAILROAD.
The Mobile division of this road will b
opened for business on
Monday, November 81. 1870,

Inc MODll6 uVlSlOu VI ILLS IOuu VIII NC
opened for business on
Monday, November 81. 1870,
and passenger trains viii run as follows
Leave New Orleans, from the foot Of
Canal street, for Bay ST. Louis, Pass
Christian, Mississippi City, Biloxi, Ocean
Springs, Pascagoulaand Mobile at 8 o'clock
A. NJ Arrivive at Mobile at 2:3O o'clock
P. NJ, connecting at Mobile with the
MOBILE AND OHIO, and the MO-
BILE AND MONTGOMERY RAIL-
ROADS for all points
NORTH,
EAST AND
WEST
Leave Mobile for New Orleans at II 20
A. NJ. Arriving at 6;10 P. M.
Fare Between New Orleans and Mobile,
FIVE DOLLARS.
THROUGH FREIGHT TRAINS RUN
EACH WAY DAILY.
Freight received at New Orleans, at
the foot of Julia street before 80 P. NJ.
delivered at Mobile early next morning
FREIGHT AS LOW AS BY ANY
OTHER ROUTE.
For further information, call at the
General Office of the company, rooms one
and two, up stairs. STORY BUILDING,
corner Camp and Common streets.
J. R. KENDRICK,
General Superintendent.
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r Il IL r DAD s..
CPE GAL NOTICE.
SOUTHERN RAILROAD.

THE ONLY ALL RAIL ROUTE
To St Louis, Chicago, Omaha, San
Francisco, st Paul, Kansas City, Leav-
enworth, st Joseph,
And all Points North, Fest and West.
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TWO EXPRESS TRAINS leave the
New Orleans, Jackson and Great
Northern Railroad Depot daily, at z
A. NJ. and 5 P. M.
AN EXPRESS TRAIN leaves the foot of
Canal street daily at 8 A. NJ, via the
New Orleans, Mobile and Chattanooga
Railroad, making close connections
at Mobile with the Mobile and Ohio
Railroad to all points North, East
and West
For tickets apply to
A. D. SHELDON.
Ticket Agent New Orleans, jackson and
Great Northen Railroad, corner Camp
and Common streets, under City
Hotel !. or to
W. BEDELL.
Ticket Agent New Orleans, Mobile and
Chattanooga Railroad No. $50 Com
mon street, under ST. Charles Hotel.
J.H. WINGFIELD.
General experimenting Agent st. Louis,
Iron Mountain and Southern Railroad
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1872-02-15

"A plea for old cheese-Mite, is
right.
My dinner don't agree with
me-" said man to his wife, after
an extraordinary heavy meal.
Il don't blame it, my dear, I saw
you jawing it SO hard"
-"Do you enjoy good health,
Zachary: = 4
"Why, yaze, to be sure, who
doesn't ?"
Quaint old Fuller says
"Let him who expects one class
Of society to prosper in the highest
degree while the other is in dis
tress, try the experiment whether
one side of his face can smile while
the other is pinched."
One of the best hits ever made
at an improperly in lady's dress
was made by Tallyrand. During
the revolution, when asked by a
lady his opinion of her dress, he
replied, at began too late and end
ed too SOON"
"a coffin" said an Irishman,
"is the house a man lives in when
he is dead"
do you mean to say that you
can relate occurrences at the time OF
your birth, from your own recol-
lection ?" The laugh which began
against the witness turned upon the
Judge, as the former replied :
"Why, sir, I cannot exactly say that
l remember every particular, but l
can assure your honor I was there p
"A friend wants to know when
the man who stopped up all night
is going to take the plug out.
A man praising porter, says it
was so excellent a beverage that it
always made him fat.
81 have seen the time," said an
other, when it made you lean"
"When % asked the eulogist.
'Last night, against a wall"
An old Greenland seaman
could believe crocodiles shed tears,
for he had seen whales blubber.
"A tailor, who had made a
gentlemen's coat and vest too small
was ordered to take it home and
let them out. Some days after, the
tailor told the gentleman that his
garments happening to fit a coun-
tryman, of his, he had let them out
a shilling per week.
did you ever go to military
ball ? asked a lisping maid the other
night of an old veteran of Jackson's
army of Is.
"No, my DEAR" growled the old
soldier, Gin those days I had a mill
tary ball come to me-and what
dye think? it took my leg off,"
II believe" said a tall repre-
sentative from a country town,
"that 1 am one of the tallest mem
bers in the House"
eyes," added a fellow representa-
tive, "and one of the slimmest,
also"
An old gentleman says that
he is the last man in the world that
would tyrannise over his daughters
affections. So long as she marries
the man of his choice, he don't care
whom she loves.
"Didn't you tell me, you could
hold the plough p said farmer to
a green Irishman whom he had
taken on trial, "Arrah, be aisy
now !" said Pat. "How can I hold
it, and two horses drawing it away
from me. But give it to me in the
barn, and be iabe's, I'll hould it
with anybody"
Don't you think tight lacing
bad for the consumption, doctor ?"
asked young lady of her physi-
clan. "Not at ALL" said the doctor;
it is just what it feeds on"
An Irishman trying to put out
a gas-light with his fingers, cried
out, "Och, murther, the devil q
wick's in it."
AS cold weather approaches it
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THE EXTRA JEwELLED HAVE ELEVEN JEWEL
THE GULL JEwE1L.KD HAVE FIFTEEN
JEWELS.