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An Unwashed Community.

In the coal regions of Pennsylvania
the opinions of the people appear to
be pretty evenly divided on the subject
of cleanliness. A worthy young man
named Whitaker has just had an OPP
portunity to judge Of this in a way that
he is not likely TO forget very readily.
Some time since he accepted the charge
of school at place called Fowler's
Patch. The children, for the most
part, presented themselves before him
every morning with unwashed faces,
and being of a very sensitive nature,
this soon caused him to weary of his
labors. He longed for more congenial
atmosphere, but before leaving, deter.
mined to work complete reform in
the habits of the miners. Having this
praiseworthy object in view, he issued
an order impressing upon the matrons
the necessity of washing their children
at least once a nay. One-half the
mothers in the neighborhood took the
hint quite cheerfully. while the other
half denounced Mr.. Whitaker in q
very undignified manner. Then fol.
lowed complaint to the superintend.
ent of the district, and the temporary
suspension of Mr.. Whitaker. An in
vestigation was subsequently demanded
by the newly washed, and the prospect
looked rather encouraging for the re.
formers, when the unwashed brought
matters to crisis by proceeding in a
body to the school-house and burning
it to the ground.
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SculptOrs and Sculpture.

A correspondent in Italy gives the
following facts about sculpture
How many there are who still think
that the statue which they see and ad.
mire in its harmonious perfection is the
product of the artists chisel as the
phrase is-whose name the statue bears
We hear constantly that such a sculptor
finishes perfectly when his hand has
had nothing to do with the work after
the clay model was finished. Only his
eye and directing mind have followed
the process, with that sense Of response
bility demanded by reputation alro ady
gained, or yet to be won. Ball and Con.
molly have $3.50 for portrait bust, and
the price demanded by Powers ISL 600
All but 500, the price paid for
the piece Of marble and the
work, is the profit which goes to the
sculptor for his clay model, which costs
him the labor of week or ten days.
The beautiful ideal of 'Proserpine,' by
Powers, which has been repeated well
toward hundred times, and which is
always under the hands of the work.
men, is sold for $500 or $500. The cost
of making it is about $50 An ideal
statue, sold for $4,000 or $1,000, costs
the artist, for marble and work, 81 800
AS soon as the clay model has passed
from his hands, to be manipulated upon
in marble, the artist is free to begin "a
new design
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-03-15
Periodic Disorders.

The paroxysmal malades which characterized
by heat and cold prevail extensively at this
and It is curious fact that in many parts OF the
try where they are prevalent other diseases that bear
no general resemblance to fever and ague. remit
tent fever assume a periodic type. Thus. ia many
sections infested with chills and fever rheumatism,
neuralgia hysteria. diarrhea &C. sometimes become
intermittent thereby indicating that they have been
eng ndered by the poi onous exhalations which
produce the first named disease.
In all these masked Of d0ue-for such they are
as we'll as in the regular intermitents the most safe
and reliable remedy that be administered is Hos
letters stomach Bitters Neither quinne arsenic
are needed Both are in the highest degree danger
ous and are sure leave sad traces ofthei poisonous
action in the SYSTEM whether they arrest the parox
ysms or not In many instances all the so-caled
specifics OF the regular maera medca utterly fail
10 break up" intermittent and remitent disorders.
But the great vegetable Tonic never fails. The SPAIN
Of the minute blood vessels which causes the chill is
the result Of nervous weakness produced by the de-
bilitating operation Of unwholesomo atmosphere.
and the tone aud ygor given 10 the stem by
the Bitters enable IL 20 throw OF the disease. The
wiser policy however, is to anticipate attacks Of this
nature, by arousing all the latent energies Of the
body at the commencement Of the moist aud CHI lly
season, with this Incompatible antidote By pursu-
ing this course intermittents remittcnts, rheuma-
tism. collie. biliousness. dyspepsia and pulmonary
affections may always be prevented.
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Sunken Treasure.

Off the coast of Ecuador, near Point
SAINT Elena, lie the remains of a once
magnificent Spanish frigate, sent out by
the Government OF Spain in 1902, to
collect tribute money. After collecting
about 100000 she was wrecked on
her way to Panama, and now lies where
she has lain for seventy years, in the
direct track of navigation, and only GOO
feet from the shore. The Spanish Gov
eminent recovered from the wreck about
100000 in the early part of the CEN
tury, and in later years about 100000
was got up by an enterprising individual.
1t is now proposed TO make decisive
effort to recover the rest of the immense
treasure sunk in the sea, and an eXpe-
dition has left the California coast with
that object. Hydraulic machinery of
great caDibre, and the wonderful engines
of the Pacific Coast Wrecking Company
are to be employed.
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A "Reminiscences Of Artemus Ward In
LOndOn
From the Cleveland PlaIndesl,r.

from the Cleveland Plaindealsr.
Mr.. Sothern informs us that he made
the acquaintance of our old friend, AR.
temus Ward, in London, and was very
much struck with his exhuberance Of
dol humor. The first time he beheld
Ward on the stage at Egyptian Hall, the
lecturer came and sat down awkwardly
on a chair The time seemed to hang
heavily on his hands. He glanced up
nervously at the clock, made frequt nj
and vigorous applications OF his hand.
kerchief to his prominent nasal organ,
rose two or three times and walked
obJectlessly about the stage, and returned
to his seat. The hour hand pointed to
eight, and yet no sound issued from the
showman's" lips; five minutes past
eight, and yet no sign. The audience
began to show signs of impotence.
They did not understand this demon
stration. They had paid their money
for a mass OF information about Nor
mondon, polygamy and all, and feared
that some sham was in store for them.
Finally the clock indicated ten minutes
past eight, and then the lecturer rose
again, and shutting to the foot lights,
with his little whip in hand, said La
dies and gentlemen, lecture was ad-
vertised for tonight in this hall /; it was
announced 10 begin at eight o'clock !;
but as | can talk only fifty minutes at
q stretch, | have used ten minutes see-
ing what time it was +" At first the au-
dience stared at stage and speaker in
blank amazement; but soon the min
gled drollery and impudence of the
joke broke upon them, and the house
exploded in one big guifaw. Mr.. Soth-
ern says that the idea of the thing
struck him as so delightfully."- absurd
that he fairly screamed after that every
time Ward opened his mouth.
Another episode of this same enter
tainment is related by the actor The
panorama had rolled along to the we'll
known moonlight scene. This was a
great point in his exhibitions, as a clever
Continuance of machinery enabled a
very pretty effect to be produced of a
moon sailing through the clouds, and
casting its hadow upon the calm waters
Of a lake. On this occasion, Ward,
with more than his usual elaborateness,
was expatiating upon the beauties of
the scene. "This moon, ladies and gem
tlemen," said he, sis our main standby
to please our patrons; you will observe
the naturalness with which it sails
through the heavens [glancing over his
shoulder as he spoke, to find that the
machinery had broken down, and the
moon wouldn't work !; an ouwill have
to excuse me; l perceive that my
moonist has gone to tea: he will be
back presently And then on with
the rest of the show, as though nothing
had happened.
Mr.. Sothern remarked the affected
Inconsistencies of humorous utter.
ance, on the part OF Ward, as the most
telling point IN his comic lectures,
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News and Nicotine.

II. Sutlff San Francisco tobacconist,
advertises as follows; Gully realizing
the benefits which a free and enlight.
ened press bestows upon the masses,
and having always regarded the news.
paper as the poor mans college and in
structor, feel sure that / could in no
way subserve the interest of my fellow.
citizens in more substantial manner
than by the dissemination among them
of the leading journals of the day.
have, therefore, with this idea in view.
made arrangements for liberal supply
Of morning and evening papers, and in
future will keep them on my counter
for free distribution to all who shall pur.
chase cigars or tobacco tot the amount of
TEN CENTS"
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MARINE CITY, Mich, July 2sth 1870.
J. n HARRIS 4 Co.-DEAR SrRS :-The Aliens Lung
Basam has arrived. would not like TO be without it,
for IL has saved my life / took bad cold and "A
cough. and finally consumption was seated upcn me-
was in a very bad tate tried everything that was
recommended, and spent great deal Of money. and
got no help. had Aliens Lung Basam for sale, but
knew nothing of its merits. did not like TO take
il without knowing more about II. j had not sold u
bottle, When your agent called upon me told him
could not sell a medicine knew nothing about. He
urged me to try il myself did 30, and 10 my CRATE
full surprise, the first bottle stopped my cough and
before the third bottle taken lungs were healed
and well and i can now speak knowingly TO my
friends customers Of the d qualities of Aliens
Lung Balsam. remain yours, respectfully,
l.. g. COTTRELL.
Hn-It is harmless TO the most delicate child.
pA-It contains no opium in any form.
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ONR Hundred DnILARsA BOTTLE would

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS BOTTLE would
be cheap for an article capable of renewing
the hair on a bald scalp where the roots had
persisted. The nearest approach to such a
preparation is PHALoN'S CHEMICAL
HAIR INVIGORATOR, which stops the
falling out of the fbers, and reproduees
them on every spot where the roots remain
alive The INViGORATOR has been in use
for forty years. No special pains have been
taken to make known its marvellous proper
ties, but no man or woman who ever tried it
could be persuaded to abandon it for any one
of the mushroom nostrums of the day. AS a
means of reproducing, trengthenng, cleans
ing and perpetuating the growth of the hair,
it has not, aud never had, an equal. Drug
gists keep it in stock, but if member of
the trade sh luld be out of the article he will
procure it for you.-[ Com.
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VERIFY IT HATH No EQUAL,
CONSUM TIVES READ

Would you that distressing Cough, and bring
back that healthy vigor till lately planted in your
cheek1 If you would, do not delay for you are
aware il will be too late.
Aliens Lung Balsam is hope; it has been tried
by thousands such you, who have been cured many
in their gratitude have lent their names 10 that
suffering humanity can read their evidence and be-
lieve. Don't experiment with new and untried mix
lures you cannot afford it, but try at this invau
able article; it be found in any Drug Store and at
general stores 1t is warranted to break up the
most troublesome Cough in few hours if not Of too
long standing. 1t is warranted to give entire salts
faction in all cases flung and Throat difficulties.
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"STAND FROM UNDER!'' is the cry of
the warehouseman as he lowers bale
of cotton; and "stand from under ="
should be the cry of every temperance
man when he sees an acquaintance tax.
ing his morning dram of an intoxicating
"tonic' or corrective" or "appetizer."
There is no excuse for such faulty.
DR.. WALKERS VEGETABLE VINEGAR BIT.
TERs-the great modern specific for dys-
pepsia, rheumati I'M, headache, lassitude,
liver complaint, govt, constipation and
all diseases which have not destroyed
the bones or vital organs-is accessible
to all, and harmless as the dew OF
Heaven Com.
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A PHILADELPHIA named Waters h

A PHILADELPHIA named Waters has
been trying to reform his wife, who is a
confirmed drunkard, by locking her up
in q "sweat box"-an apartment three
feet by four in size-whenever he found
her intoxicated. Outsiders interfered
with the reformatory arrangement and
procured his arrest. He was required
to give bonds not to repeat the process,
the Judge admitting the necessity for
reform, but not approving the means
used for its accomplishment.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-03-15

IT is rare thing that physicians give
any countenan CO to u medicine, the manu-
facture of which is a secret. About the only
exception we know of is Johnson's Anodyne
Imminent. This, we believe, all indorse, and
many Of them use it in their practice with
great success.-[Com.
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Buy the IIalford Table Sauce.-lt is
by far tho best. Let no grocer who has an
livestock of poor imported Sauce, sell you
something which has no other merit than
that i. was put up in England.-[Com.
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The Startling, Romantic Disclosures
Of the MYSTERIES or CRIME in the Authentic
Book, entitled, IN EMoIRs oF TnE U. S. SECRET
SERVICE" is thrilling Record, indeed !
See advertisement.-[Co Com.
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IT is said that every extensive adver-
tiser has to pay very large sum for expe-
rence before he learns how TO invest his
money judiciously. 1t would be better to
entrust the business to a responsible Adver
Using Agency, like that of Geo. p. Rowell &
Co., No. Al Park Row, New York, and thus
gain the benefit of experience without cost.
Contracts can be made with them as low as
with publishers direct.-[Com.
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LAST CHANCE Highest prize $4,000 to be
tuts at Mercy Hospital. Omaha Neb. Tickets. 81
each, or two for s.. Extraordinary inducement -
10 clubs. Agents wanted. Full parti eulars Ad-
dress. PATTEE 4 GARDIsaR, Omaha, Nebraska.
so CENrs year secures the Journal and premium,
O. A DFITZ Chambersburg Pa
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TO CONSERVATIVES,

The advertiser, having been permanently cured OF
that dread disease. Consumption by simp remedy.
is an xious make known TO his fellow sufferers the
means of cure To all who desire it, he will send a
copy Of the pre.crip lion used Gree Of CHARGE. with
the direc ions for preparing and using the same.
which they will fsd a SURE CURE ron CONSUMPTION.
ASTHMA BRONCHITIS, &c.
Parties wishing the prescription will please address
Rev EDWARD A. WILSON,
26i South Third street. Wiamsburgh. y. Y.
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CnAPPED HANDS, face, rough skin,
pimples, ring-worm, salt-rheum, and other
cutaneous affections, cured, and the skin
made soft and smooth, by using the JUNIPER
TAR Soar, made by CAswELL, HAZARD Co.,
New York. 1t is more convenient and easily
applied than other remedies, avoiding the
trouble of the greasy compounds now in
use-TCom,
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CouGHs.-A medicinal preparation in
the form of lozenge is the most conve-
nient "Brown's Bronchial TrocheS" allay
irritation which induces coughing, Civ
ing relief in Bronchitis, Hoarscness, In
huenza, Consumptive and Asthmatic
COMMUNICATION.
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sold by Medicine Dealers Generally.

For SALE BY-GREENR ( BUTTON, II. BoS-
WORTH & SONS. and D0HMEN, SCHMIDT \ co.
Milwaukee; FULLER & FULLER and HURLBU1
4 EDSALL Chicago MOVES BROS. & CUTLER
Saint PAUL RICHARDSON & CO. ana COLLIN,
BROS. st. Louis.
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Two young bloods of FL Paso, H.,
aged respectively eight and ten, drew
pistols on each other, the other day, in
a quarrel about girl timer than them
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PERSONS requiring purgatives or pills
should be careful what they buy. Some
pills not only cause gripping pains, but leave
the bowels in torpid, costive state, ParSon's
Ptrgative Pills will relieve the bowels and
cleanse the blood without injury to the sys-
tem-fCom
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A 93.YEAR.oLD Connecticutess knit
over 100 pairs of stockings last year.
She also refused an eligible offer Of
marriage, saying, "Im over young,"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-03-15

THE twelve largest cities and towns
in Connecticut pay more than one-hall
of the State taxes and have only TWEEN,
ty-three members in the Legislature out
of O2Q
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CAUTION (.

Call for ALIENS Lung Balsam." and shun the us,
of any other Bssam; unprincipled men may deceive
you with worthless preparations.
j. y. HARRIS < co, Props, Cincinnati, Ohio.
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JACKSON STEELE, of Red Rock, Iowa,
has gone to the insane asylum for in
dulging too freely in theology.
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IL this changeable climate nothing is more impor-
tant than dry feet; Health and life depend il,
therefore buy CABLE SCREW WIRE Boots and
Shoes-never leak or rip
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$1,000 REWARD is offered by the pro-
prietor of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery for medicine that will equal
it in the cure of Bronchitis, severe
Coughs, and the early stages of Con-
sumption. 5S7
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A LONG ISLAND editor named Henry
NJ. Onderdonk has actually become the
President of q local railroad company.
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FROM Maine to California millions Of children are
wearing SILVER TIPPED Shoes-Why not. they
the cheapest and wear through at the toe Try
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Homes in Colorado.

Tho Fountain Colony. at Colorado Springs, offers n
Business lot for $780, Resident lot for $50 Small Farm
for 20; the larger part Of tire money received heing
Invested in Irrigatng Canals. Public Buildings,
Bridges. Roads and Parks. Soil rich and productive
Extensive mines of sil yer and gold give permanent
high prices averaging follows; per acre, Wheat. p
In price 81 80. Oats. IS, 81. Barley, IS. sl50. Poa
toes l25 81. Garden vegetables grow in abundance
and bring high prices. There is a Railroad, Hotel
Depot Telegraph Office Newspaper, Stores and sixty
budings one Canal ten miles long finished another
nearly done Within miles We have water pow I,
coal timber, limestone. brick. clay. Touring mill
the wild beautiful Rocky Mountain scenery, rich aud
healing Mineral Springs Within % miles there are
ten saw. mills and pasture which cattle and sheep
are kept Winter and Summer wi hOut hay or grain
Climate mild as Italy, and heslthes in the world
Asthmatics recover rapidly. Copsumptyes in early
stages generally get well. Ague and IL kindred dis
eases unknown Full information sent free.
WIN. r.. PAROH, Sec'y, Colorado Springs, Col
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On EvGRrBoDY's ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Of

OK EvERYBoDY's ToSGUE.-Eulogiums Of
the great National Regeneration Of Health. PLASrA-
TtoN BITrERs every bOdys tongue. This gratui
tOus rvr advertising i better than all the paid
Tor pulling 60 which the owners Of bogus btters
Obliged TO resort. IL has "A spontaneous heartiness
about II which carries conviction 20 the mind OF the
auditor. But IL is welknown fact that the prOpre
tors OF the PLANTATION BIrrIRs have never relied
upon newspaper lOlserng TO establish tue success OF
Appropriation which owes it, astonishing popularitf
mainly 90 the eral testimony OF the thousands who
nave either experienced been the eyewitness OF the
Immense physical good IL has wrough throughout the
of Ia Ian II ON
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The man who proposes to furnish the
city of Toronto with water.works is
named Waterous.
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We, the undersigned, have been acquainted with
MISS sawyer Tor many years, and believe her "a ba
a Christian lady and a sklful nurse and havisS
used her salve In our families, 10 gives us greai
pleasure in saying II is the best general medicine
have il.cd. ~ ~
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Raw AND LNTLAMED,

your food dstresses YOU md you can only take cers
tain kinds and of that your system does not get
halfth nourishment il contains the acrimoni ous
fluid ofthe canker eats il up then your complexion
loses its bloom, and becomes sallow or greenlsh,
and your best day is gono For want of nourshinen'
your system becomes loose and fabby and the nbcnt
of your body become relaxed. Then follow train u
diseases which the Medical Discovery Is peculiarly
adapted TO
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They arc a Gentle PurgntIve as VOL as
nse the Initiated Blood whenever YOU
c. and other Worms, lurking in

the system o. 50 many thousands, are efectualy de
stroyed aud removed. Says distinguished physiol-
ogst There is scarcely individual upon the face ofthe
earth whose body exempt from the presence OF worms
IL is not upon the healthy elements Of The body that
worms exist but upon the diseased humors and shiny
deposits that breed these living monsters Of disease.
tcs, will free the system from like these Bit
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matism and Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious
Remtent and ermttent FeverS, Disease. OF the
Blood. Liver. Kidneys and Bladder these Bters have
been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by
Inflated Blood which is generally produced by derange-
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How many thousands of poor women arc suffering
from this disease and pining away miserable liie an
their nextdoor negilbor doe. not know The cause. 4
wish TO impress your mind that good old proYerb,
" An ounce Of prevention Is better than pound ~
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CUEE (;
PIE G.,

Polarization Of the heart pain In the side weakness Of
the spine and small of the back pain OF tho hip Joint
when you retire irregularity Of tn cweIs, and also
that most circulating of diseases, he
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all these cases in similar manner. BY purifying
the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away
the effects Of the inflammation Che tubercular depostsl
the affected parts receive health, and permanent cure
|. nI.cied
Wilmington daily commercial., 1872-07-01
aJeut advertisements,
WTELIJs CARBOLI0 TABLETS,
FoR ooUaHs, COLDS AND HoARsN

For CoBeHs, COLDS AND HoARsFKss.
These Tablets present the Acid in Combination
with other efcient remedies, In popular form; for
the cure OF all Throat and Lung Diseases
HOarseness and Ulcerati n OF the Throat arc I'M
mediately relieved, and statements are constantly
being sent TO the proprietor OF relief In cases OF
Throat dilneulfies Of years standing.
CAUTION.-Donr be deceived by worthless imi-
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70 cents per Box JOHN O. KELLOGG,
ls Plat street, N. T., Sole Agent for the q. s.
Send for Circular. je1T4W