The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1872-08-30
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papers for Sunday h,lStles.
All the prizes ut the recent com
menccmcnt exercises of the Chicago
High S;llool were taken by gir's.
West Poiat helles have commenced
to worry the buttons on from the
coats Of the calf headed cadets.
Iii hilcs are cssily recognized
by the heavy baets they wear. AMI
their tomlcss Tor boiled o,Iiois and
corn Oh the cob.
A woman In ,Iacksnryi'e. Florila,
has shipped fifteen 'r,adrrd alligator
h les to BIS OH With lie lat ii'e
months.
A yom,g haly at Lopg Eaneh re-
ceiYes Il new dress dNily from New
York. aud does not hllf cover herself
whenin full dicss.
Marriages are most numerous u ltse
Autumn III Massachusetts. So i WA<
in Eden: the first marriage was III tie
early tall.
1t took fslr hundred skips with a
Skipping robe to send little girl at
Pcia. Iowa. Skipping into the king
dom come" last week.
The ITomqM'SJnrna', affcr mnnllnr-
ing that negro IN, b en- e'rt d Hish-
Cd OF the Metlmlist Church, rehe-
nently aks: why not y NontanE
4 Kcatl,ky paper says: "!'hr ta-
mon, Dr. Mary Walker Fpent her
Youthful days in manufacturing COM
p,nad e,l;lr,rtit pills in Ereckmridse
colmty.'
Monogram wind pu hers are the IL
test agony among yollng ladies Whose
| father; can rlise sutlicient wind to buy
them. French fans are what they are
| termed blythe owners.
The latest feminine wonder Located
here Il described y an Ea'tfrl rarer
asa black-eyetl girl, who wins ' | ,ND
nightly. and has broken several faro
banks in Sun Francisco.
| Copper -toed fans are sod i1r TIE
benefit Of Young ladies who have no
one tt love, and who chew the sInilinS
ont of any other kind in one evening
when a hop is IN progress.
A YONG lady of Illinois was recent
| lv married at tile age Of twelve, AND
/ they're betting Oh the mm,lor
of divorces she's likely to make
beginning her matrimonial career 50
early.
An kthn woman was ordered rs a
phvSician 10 take three omceS otEran-
I tly a day, and knOwilg that SiXtecl'
draclm, make an ornce. has patiently
been taking forty-eight drinks a day
CotTeyville Kan woman being re-
fused a drink. proceeded 70 shy paving
stones at the l,ar. The Marshal infer
ferinr. she shot him in the hip. He
in return put 4 ball in her knob, Kill
ing her instantly.
! There are nineteen yonng ladies at
! Newport who havetried fprSi Seasons
past 10 secure husbands. and the way
/ he is scrutinize,l when he arrives at
! his resort Is awful, if he be Of maiest
and retiring disposition.
| A Minnesota girl, while eni9ying
I the may dance. planted one OF her
I feet against her partners near car.
! with the explanatory remark. II
don't boast much Oh beauty. but I'm
hi on style"
A lively Hoosier maiden wpp' when
she read how Longfellow had cut his
pastcrii so IA to ruin him for life. She
was so fond Of his poetry, she said. as
she snuifed the pearly tear drops from
her, ,pose.
A seyenty-five-year Old French bal
let girl manipulates her unpahlal
calves with spryness that makes her
Younger companions sea-siek and dis
heartemal. Age will tone the old girl
down, however.
Young ladies Of that warm. brown
color that 50 plelses joaquin Miller
and DIR. Livingstone, are the favorites
at watering places. 4 skillfll color
artist can find all he wants to do IN
Transforming the pale, cold beauties
into red-hot, gushing bellies.