The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1872-06-21
observation-disclosures ITEMS.

MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Open to conviction-jail yards.
Improving time-mendinga clock.t
A grave mistake-burying a man
alive.
A rare iower-the pink of polite
ness.
Uncomfortable suits to wear-libel
suits.
'fWomen in arms" Well, where
should they be?
Disease comes in by hundred
weights and goes out by ounces.
A dead hen is better than a live
one; she will lay wherever you put
her.
It time should repair the breaches,
would there be any vestiges?
Can ship with two owners be
called a partnership.
Times are so hard in some places
just now that people can't even pay
attention.
Bonefield is the appropriate name
of Georgia undertaken.
MISSIONER lately received $40, 900
for a single painting.
Why is a waiter like race horse?
Because he runs for plates and cups.
Motto for railroad directors New
er mind passengers; it's freight that
makes the cargo.
A South Carolina negro harnesses
himself to plough, and his wife
persuades him with goad.
A Jew, on seeing a prodigiously
fine ham, remarked: ''Thou almost
persuadest me to be a Christian"
Mr.. Disraei, as a retired minister,
receives a Government pension of
ten thousand dollars per annum.
A.gardener's wife made O pincush-
ion out OF Spanish onion, but she
found that it brought tears iuto her
needles eye.
A Kentuckian being asked how
much corn he raised, answered A:
"About ten barrels of whiskey, be-
sides what we waste making bread"
The beggars in Buenos Ayres ride
on horseback, and when they do not
wish food, as coolly beg that you will,
for the love of the Virgin, bestow
some money for them to buy cigars.
Mr.. Ball, the Cardiff Giant man,
unlike most other great discoveries,
seems to be reaping the reward OF
his enterprise, as ihe is building a
very fine business block in Bingham
ton, New York.
Somebody asked a Paris editor
Where do you get your inteIh-
gence?" ''From the papers. ''Where
do the papers get it?" ''From other
papers" 'tBut who is the first au-
thor of it?'' Nobody"
Bismarck says That even the great
est absolute monarch can NOWADAYS
no longer guide the complicated ma
chine of State-he needs the help Of
the representatives of the press and
people.
The boys in New Orleans, now in
the height of their kite-fying season.
are said TO be more of an afflicion
than the mosquitoes. In Upper-ten-
bOydom, there are two clubs, the
''Trundle Bed Tigers" and the "Pap
Invincibles.
George Sands does not hesitate to
say that her seventy-five volumes
have, on an average, brought he1
more than $4,000 a piece. This is
exclusive of her plays, which have
brought her in $4,000.
An ingenious and philanthropic
chemist In Georgia has invented 6
distilling apparatus compact enough
to be kept on ones bedroom mantle.
piece, and capable of producing
some twenty five bottles of whiske7
per diem. He is sad to be already
overwhelmed with orders from Maine
and Massachusetts.
A Petersburg clergyman, Will,
preaching on Sunday, accidentally
stepped back upon the furnace era
ting In the pulpit, and it being inse
curely fastened, he suddenly dis
appeared fIom view In the midst o
a sentence. He however soon recov
cred himself uninjured, and proceed
ed with his sermon.
In order to get the streets cleaned
a Little Rock paper prints this pleas
ant paragraph: owe have laid il
an elegant assortment of first-clas,
obituaries, from which we shall Sc
lect, with pleasure, fitting ones fo
each Of the Aldermen, when he die
from the cholera or other disease
superinduced by the filthy condition
of our streets and alleys"
The selection of Charles Franci
Adams, Jr., to deliver the 4th Of Ju
ly Grafton before the authorities O
Boston is the first case where til,
third generation has performed tina
service. The father was the orato
in 1843 and the grandfather in 1893
just half a century part. Hon. 10
siah Quincy was the orator In 179;
and 1926. His son Josiah was ora
tor in 1882. Hon. James Z. Austin
was orator in 1929, and his son, Iyer
S. Austin, in 1889.