davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

@ sg The @'ci va. for u: .' q. sS, s1S.ai .i,s but
Thc peoi Of iuus bad caused dealers aoN Their socks 70
aanr With those manufacturers who were ueco Immediate IPsss
sno S S, Ss. S. gwen 10 itde which ha cou,naei
present Tine with FEVER actions ohg t past eN GAYS
sap1o, To- have ieea sustained by either directly or
iIoug their commission boae BY reason Of & oa are has n'is
status o manufacturers h r,ained this eeh WIZ no a9uoh o
.! eS prevail and e taai esai WI hsys 6s M % u bis
compared with a,ion which igiee nrmeres % eonsaO 70
virtually withdraw their woods from nrhei g limiting the price, IN con
sequence Of wh eh transaction; have been restricted aud the
rrceips from the interior continue snail
Paod WOo which for O1g time bad been mnh negseiSa vee
parcels supene have sustained advance OF 10
Tsyss Woo have symp with general advance and most Of
the supplies bands the bng Of the month have been dis
California woa-Tsnacons have been large s grades both Of
Spring I'd Fall ClPs bat most holders owing to the sh eo
Woo have met che market Ie aud consequently nave
Foreign woobroughou mouh there active market for
al ss S % coE y, ~ w0 P WIZ oss demand for Ell
decrpons Of Foreign Wap Woos The supply greatly re"ced
DOMESTIC FIsEcEs-NewYor Michigan rnanna and wiscOnrn
Saron Fleece 65a6c quarter and Fuboo Meuno G4S
&c HafblOo Fleece 6l9sic Quarerbool Fleece, 62a6Se
ONO PEESsiryASIA GSp YHoyIASaTonr Fleece 7oa71e Three
quarter ard FuboOd Menn0 6500c Habood re ce % u nc
9asr,erood Fleece 6Ja68 Common Fleece 63dO5e ComtDg
IONA vEFNovr AND Ir1oisThr,raaarier and FuboOd Ne
63d M llalfbood Fleece, 65o6Se Qnaerbood Fleece 0O@
Nssogsl kfsrroxT AsD rExSKEE-Unvasbei Fleece ia5oc
TTpWasSED %ooLChocs 7Oa,aC; Far a6os Inferior and
Psl I'D wooINewYork CITY Extra Pulei York City
super Ext, 5'a62e Country Extra Pulled 6oGC5e Country
& % C ns s5 5tI s2a sa5s fR T p mI
3ic.; Pan Clp low grades and barry. 251J0c
TExis-Fine 4tai8c; Medium 45al8e Low 3ia33ci Inferior
fessos ~ Good .os E9:os, Memo, Az; ys:
WHISKY 6fn ana fairly actye sales of 800 bbls 99ys
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
NEW-YORK DAILY TRIBUNE.

ASrwyHP De-. a-Petoleum s2I francs for Fine Pale Amr,n
LivExPooL Dec 3-2:J0 m-Cosion Is hfmi hHlhns UPA'u'
o. 0Odi Aiiilng Orleans. 0i l. - a.,
IoNDoS De 81 m-Bie ialwsy shares, ~ ,,,, ,afa
f1VVRPeot Dec 81 r. m-Bresista1s are qne Nhsl 4.
I9 ~ rent,l Tor average white and iB9ly % 'l9h
Corn q q qusrter bacon per cwt for New Cumberland 'u
Lard. 3il per oWt -. -, m, ,s-u
LoVDoS 3-5 m-Cousols and American seoWHe' 0O W.
chancei. Ene Railway shares, i2l
PAYS, Dec. 3-Rentes, 53L a., -. A
itvyrpnot Dc IS n m Cotton closed upchsnged the sales o.
dsy been y bales, including % Tor s nv
The rkrt for yarns fabrics Manchester qnit ha hI
ce Of n al M pot The past three days have been -
quarters incning 20, go American.
ANTwgRp Dec a-Petrolen 52f for ere Pale American
LoNpoS Dec 9-EFoBing Comuoa Rosn 9llJ e"I SPl'
Linseei OIL, &3j0 AS 10 y snn
LivsRPoo Dec 3-Eyenny y-Bacon R y cNt tor Ne" Sho ND
MidieG
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

90 Dry houtevdeO 70 H. At 21 gold selected 600 Dry Corentes
~ 10 At Hoc gold selected; $50 Dry Central American. Sd2z n. s
SqS gold ss theY 2o Dry Corpus Christ (pa GrnVsl
as 70 at Pc, cueacy thc Dry MaamOros
sv y 10 on private terms 500 Dry PortauP 6di9 10, At zoe
Eeo as teY 500 Dry TEXAS (par ia srv 2lG23 10 2
currency go Dry Ssl'ed Matsmoros 30 ~ on private tersi 200
y southern l6dl6 70, private 1890 Texas and MEXICAN
hPs Sdll ID, private terms 25O Wet Saed City ~ 10,
pSc currency 100 bales Calcutta Cow sdl0 b. private 30
bSes Calcutta Buffalo 20 10, private The stock hand
hoes and % bales lsame time last Is 100 hides sad Sc
bsesl follows 1880 D Buenos Ayrcs,
Naeo &c; o Dry Rio Grande; 1920 Dry Ornoco 1850 Dry
Senta Anercsn 1900 Dry Sierra Leone (Afcan); CafoisB
e0 Dry Bogoie and Ssvsna 5000 Dry Saa 5oo
rF and Sate Texas and Souhen 5000
Cows As bales Calcutta Buffalo; COS bales Calcutta
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
yuU 2 3f
sUHDRIES.
prrriprs nE PRODUCE.

Per North Rirer gss"b Gne HaiaoaaA c.,,o. ..
n.e pkgs Ashes 81 bales Broom Corn f8z haes
bb Cosos.Seod O O cakes Coppsr SS so' sggs g s 0,
I~, Is7 G06 bu Wheat 1865 bush Corn sLas pu'h e's
n R & Rye 900 bush Malt 76 6ls bush Barley, lC5 Dsgs "iAs
go W G6 hush Beans 4l bbA Beans 50 bbA fe9s oEg ps D m
S eso rags Corn Meal 100 bills Oat Meal - baes hp 20
ba Hops go Hides a56 bales Hides sses Ls,s' s & ~
a,sses "a pkea OIL Cake. l0b ptgA Pork RW Phg ~
a9 ,t1s On Mes iOg2 pkgA Lard l65 ies Lard zsg ptt'
siter h 9ls pkgf Cheese 7s2 pkg Tsow ~ pkg. es
staeb 246 SDeltef 80 bids Tobacco ~ bos. ana e4
seS M. Wbi,Iy B75 bales Wool 80 bdlA Gsai SilnA
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
TIE STATE OF TRADE.
puRopEAE MARKgTA

,. n. All a m-Consols opened Al 0i0Ni ior money
az yeTest and 81 tagl oJ the account American hfq-' 5
el is Iri States FNeTuenty h0nds 1865 ola .i6 o@''
a. er Porfi@s sai New G8 Erie hailfay shares ~ t
u ftrTpoot Dee e-0:30 m-Coiion opened qus, Ia
~, 49, Ttnss o. tNl0d Mdllng Orleans loiL The le ~ p
Wheat m be past three ds hae been 1909 quarters ne"A- '
Anal
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

4
% s,1 IN ssye demand sales oi sSsO a N -, - ene
coaaos be iof Choice Cp I'D ID "e''fA Pc
w3oL-Ws eg tbs following lo9 Hs',i M ,o @ of Kg,iabsr
- w. Hsrlef showed Signs Of mpolen,g anu wit en-
sn slvspee Of cfh pNs ipi
1ee deesla 10 Which bg inaRpia si1s ~ election faylrg
ie st'ils ~ io have rtsIned healy cllllto. H.
ca.daos n he er6.rcucy Of tle inpI resrr a00f0J ~
III Wo. -. I...ts causei ful'tl . .ee l..us lie
- gslus Vi al WOyls, asd large Hsls~''''-' "'S
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

Receipts for the week u.s. 1872 packages 1893 less than last week
Same week last 1887 packages Exports pat week 25 pkgs
Toa butter for Nov 81 9 pg against b393 month last year
With demand both
Western other ruling higher
considerable quantities Western butter 0dl2lc one
received from Canada the
Thst selected fresh Fall make quality
selling 2303 Free receipts expected from Canada Quotations
STATE. N
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
VEGETABLES.

pooss are tgain, loose lots Of ~, csr Oao,aions
holding for - - o". ~ ~ 5g IS
On ons red y bbi. ~ l9@pS ~ ~ Do' AZ DeI 55a 25
Do. white. SsS II Sgnasbss mars bbl. 23@
Potatoes Rose h8.. ~ Rusia Turnips T. bbl. 500 70
Do, Goodrich Peer , o., q N pSmntins. cheese y
"a. IN &
Do Psscb- blows. JJ~ d WI i''''''''
Do, Jackson & Pruce . n ~
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
I. Y. Wholesale PRICES OF COUNTRY PRODUCT
FOR THE WEEK ENDING DEC. g. 1872.

TD-TIT55g
BEANS AND PEAS.
Recelpts m beans exports 25 bb beans
and peas week J71 bbs, with
At November 4
bbs 57O3 The 90 settle
ediuus declining strictly prime selling at - CO. and
prime So Marows have jobbng out 50 in small
Quotations.
Ncq Do viii n
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

NEXT-OF-kIN OFFICE.-ESI ABIIo1ED
~ I85-Just out, THIRD EDITION Of CHAMBERss INDEX TO
HEIRS ATLAw INTESrATEs AMI other 10000 names RBLAI
ING TO VAST OF UNCLAIMED MONEY. Letters Az p
cents each an complete three dollars. ROBERT CHAM
BgRs 20 sockw Park Road LONDON England and ali Booksellers
Agents wanted In the U. 3.
VNO AMERICANS VISITING LONDON, and
wishing 10 meet with comfortable HOTEL-fry RICHARD
SONS mecan Hote 10 RnsouyGuare LONDON near the Bank
OF England. Home comforts AMI moderate charges
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

~ s , red pres for ponry AMI lgns arc Only eppoI
e vse state u bold, and selling a. any oilers
% beryers or Gamers began at 7c bat are now obecIg
more thar Sc Of chickens geese and nfkes paw Oee ,
& f and fresh viii sell hut psop are hO ye'
g. go and rhickena birds much ower bui senison
sesrce and higher. No frosh bulao meal Las OseA
ig little stale bed at about &C. Vullauons'
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

BOItSr There IS a yery fair movement in New
ors la crop Foreign neglected an nominal; the sqs Of
an o9 Seaoas embraced 140 bols az private sale and l43 b5
= ..a- tie OF 67074c, showing ght decline
M more LIBERAL supplies ot crop Cuba quoted at Bu2c Porto
NAVAL TORE-Tbe demand for Spuls TurDntne been less
sss las ruled firm az 6ld62c for Merclntable
Ri moderately az former prces the faes 10 Dbs
C-uor STAINED 10 "a 10 hh STRAINED to arrive private term
AZ 10 bb fne 0psQae %; Strained quoted at - e Tar firm
IA l t Of 90 bbls Wilmington - IS. The Naval Store
Bo dissenting resolved 10 adjourn until Thursday
tie Of the lac Horace Greeley
OI-rsssi but firm az &c casks from cruhers hnds
Cut SPIN firmly held but quiet Whale without important change
49, m but hollers lrm 059c. Other OILS dull but
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

,,,.d .......... ......s..',.,.'i;' ifgs0 ~
s. ~ ~ syosklgp lnspeeioa Warehouse, Dee l. i''1
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04

Apples have been coming freely OF lave boh rom Weer
and OF former, per canal have bee
touched By FROST Apples dull and rather easier carload goo
Western nt selling - rs though extra hue viii bring - n
finest California have Flame IOky
6ne condition by dudley Cpp Doe without packing but well
ranged cr ventilation. They selling 2J0Sc Several
The way. Another grapes ana e arrived during le Ul
slightly Frosted seu zoe for the grapes and - for
e pears sui anOer lot Of loo W. Nes IN and sol
ior So with Eastern Beurre just selling 5a5c Cranbere
are slow of grapes rather dali abes have rqu
though Offering 4QGc Shipment Of apples last week, 1871 b0
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
Amusemenfs.

--~-~
A CADEMY OF MUSIC.
n ITALIAE ,,E, 0rEeATLVCcA se ~ =; ,...
LAST NIGHT BUT ONB
with the THREE PEiaB DOESg.
Nine PAULINE LGCCA, o,n,,r -, ,oco
FRIDAY EVENING. Dgg. 8, sselooE.
GRAND GALA PERFORMANCE
Ma! ScG3RR cG3Rs AotrsF HSr ~ kkFsH6i,o. kifsRHoi,o
In SECOND ACT oR FRA DIAyoLoi
THIRD ACT TG5 oy rASssf R;sizo IsIl1 "a conRz.
ID fiFfI, AcT 6g I1 1giIccAlSs;
sATrRDGY' rYVbIsh DC 7isfSm. PIT
GRAND M6TikRg,
Tickets to MATINEE including Rescrei seas Two DoLLARs
OLYMPIC. AIMEE OPERA B0UFFE-
A1MRE Is!VRTsflt IPHRfs4As HtfiTss 6PEsR GBrouYPR
for limited period Sos5SY 1S j syFsSS M i;sG iS%s's 6s s
IA BELLE HELEsE
pVs s gsf he % s s be Ia Psgs bE %
Sale Of commences FRIDAY morning Dee g.
ENORMOUS SUCCESS
MR. sOTHBRs.
LORD DUsDRRARr
RsTaIsfAsTIC THDnSTR 1PPLaUsK
The immense demand for necesae' The opening Of the Boz
BOOK ''' 'l' '''u' oSR n mo MONTE IN ADVANCE
N'A' D'''A"N EVERY EvESrS6 ''''
atlipm
pOOTH's THEATER. NELSON.
ED Edwin Booth Proprietor and Manager
LAST WEEK BUT ONE or
MISS NELSON
10 compliance with the great ieslTs 70 witness h" Nelson
MONDAY, TUESDAY. snd WEDNESDAY.
positively LsstT Three Nights Of
MISS NELSON
In her great character OF
JULIET
THURSDAY FRIDAY and SATURDAY
the only three nlghs Of
MISS NELSON
in her charming impersOaatios Of
In shskespeares sparkling comedy, AS you LIKE IT.
MR. WALLACK .hBhCUItO and JACvUBs
LAST NELSON MATINEE BUT ONE
and last appearance but one Of o..,.-u
MISS .''''.-RosAbiND
SATURDAY N2
se secured sir d. in advance at The.sr pi'on Co.'S
Music store, III BroadyaF
In active preparation Historic Pictorial Drsma IN h'e Ac
y" THE LILY or FRANCE,
founded the story Of Joan Of Are
GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
VI AUGUSTIN DALY............Sole Lessee and Manager
"ROUND THE CLoCKw
AuGUsTTN DALYs Local Sensational FOLLY"
The greatest
known for years the NevYOrk stsge
New-York tribune., 1872-12-04
wHIGHTG MANN.

IMPROVED CH-LOADERS-Latest inn
proveeu workmanship self closing actions rebound
select from at usual moderate prices
F3rrex, ncnble Ride, ,mal bores =. NJ REILLY Co,
LondOn Rue Scribe Paris
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
TREE TOP TROUBLE.
TH ETHEL LOGAN.

Do you think, little sorroWfnl lady.
That no one hds trouble bat yeu2 M sS
Il When yon wish to be gay as arobin, {,
Remember, we robins get blue
Aren't there bloodthirsty cats to appal Us
With fearful and terrible stare Ez8 4sst
soa mother bird never is happy se
Nor free from solicitous care
Why, the mischievous boys Of the village
think will nnsettlle my brain,
when they thraaten to torture and pilIage, 81
Regardless of protest or pain.
And then Mr. Robin Is careless,
He don't stay al home as he should.
H. And II reproach him, he whistles,
And flies to hrs club III the wood.
The nest, though lave 1t 10 dearly, sss
Holds trouble and turmoil and sin,
For Jack, greedy bird, is the strongest,
And gfasps the supply bring in
While poor little Dick, lean and hungry,
Feels slighted because he il small.
And Scrawny is always protesting
give him no dinner at all
There was sWeefie, who fell in the fountain.
Out-lookis 6 for me, from the nest
It seems to me always that sweetfe
Was dearest and sweetest and best.
So you see, little sorrow full lady. 's.#s
That even the birds of the air
Cannot ily from the ills that beset them.
Nor futter through life without care.
There is sorrow for women and. robins,
n tree-top, and wide-dWelling too,
But know of u country that's better
10 seek in the Autumn--do YoU2
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
DIRECTORY or FEDERAL OFFICERS
OF MONTAN y. sa4ss


348sN RESIDENCE
r. Virginia City
81 ~ Secretary ...J H. GAIIAwAY. -
Chief Helena
..saa;at, Yrs.;a. zJoHN Nrginia City
.@T@ us dist AIRY hrpags as0Nlss Helena fsts aug
EHeena.84e
Register of Lands SANDERS Helena
Receiver '' Il. Heena, a
Indian Afrs i YIarL. HeenasAg
#-H tA%a fa&SsS* Sas II
Asszssar Int Rev. H. Helena
Collect So - 49, i. WATSON. Helena sH#a
Collector TIeenH.
avg. ssf U. w. Helena.
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
HENRY WENTWORTH.


Morn than sixteen hundred Of the ten.
thousand women who signed the anti-Wofnan
suffrage memorial presented hY Senator
Buekiug laain are residents of Eonneetiealt.g
ire Senator goIehed for them and tlisap-
proved o1 the coming reform III follows:
Il hey are not manly women, but women Of
rood senae, and their Judgment y entitled To-
consideration. They do hot say anything
abost the abstract II chit of suffrage. but they
say that. llayma alreaty their full share of
the burdens and Responsibilities ut1Snifeti to
them. Therefore they ask congress 10 pro-
feet IhRm from these dangers. They say
will I,e adyerse Ia tiss interests of the work
nf 1 wolllan; iflfrnalice fruitful eIa-
ineli1s ot disebfti into me exisfing snal fiaga
tEslls. a1ltl Tint II Nil he ireig h3csh wish
danger tn lhe gfIeFal good orIier spt tlssess
possible hafle az vElleH can arise l3y tniIe exl
tesIslsh - -to benefit
them or tha country Y
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11

h len gallons Of kerosene, three pounds
potash. one ounce strychnine, mixed With
soft water, q II vas according ID this cheers
flal. hot II say cornwall tormula, that large
quantity oi whisky which vas seized ID NswsI
ton, Mass. Was com nposssslesl' The reseing
l,es.,sl found iii ths tsssession ST fiss
pr1aaate lealef. sesll wari gil, asia
gaaatsvn sg1isss ~ eIl u .iunipefl rAe n.s al
sterx y tAaa mem ssl,ss 'aflak this diahollsai
tieia la hot drop dowu stone deaG IL onea.
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
Mark Twain ON Horseback.

81 5t&
Everybody rode horseback i'll that town, I
never saw such magnificent horsemanship
as that displayed in Carson streets every day,
/ and / did envy tllen4 thought was not much
of horsemari. But had soon learned to
tell horse from . COW, and was burning
with impatleneet to learn more.s | was de-
termined to have 4 horse and ride myself.
Whilst this thought was ranking i'll my
mind the auctioneer came securing through
the plaza On 4 black beast. that was bumped,
and--like dromeaary,s and fearfally
homely. He was going IL Twenty, twenty-
two dollars, for horse. saddle and bridle.n /.
A man standing near me-whom didn't
eer's brother--neticed the Wistftll look In my,
eye. and remarked that that was d remark
able horse to- be going at such 4 price, let
alohe the saddle and brldle. Isaid L had halt
nfslon to bid. New, 7 he says, Il know
thatffoise. know him well. Yon might
think heis an American horse, but he Is no
anything of the kind. He's a Mexican
plug.' but there was something else about
that mans way of saying it, that made me
just determine that j would own genuine
Mexican plug II ii took every cent that
had And said, HAS he any other advan-
ges?', He hooked his forefinger in the
pocket of my army shirt and led me to one
side. '.sh!'' don't say . word! He can OUT
buck any horse in America; he can oat-buck
any horse In the world. Just then the
auctioneer came along, 81 Twenty twenty
four dollars tor the horse, saddle and bridle.n
i said. Twenty seven ~ Sold r.
4 / took the genuine plug. paid for him, put
10 eat and get rested, and then In the after
noon brought him out In the plaza, and
some ot the citizens held him by the head
and Others held him down to the earth by
the tail. and got on him. And as soon rs
these people let 90 he put all his feet to-
getler in a bunch, let his back sag down,and
then he arched it up suddenly, and shot me
one hundred and eighty yards; and came
down again. straight down, and lighted in
the saddle, and went up again. And when
came down the next time I lit on his neck
aid seized him, and slid back inE, the sad-
die, and held on. Then he raised straight
up in the air, on his hind feet, and just
stepped around Ikea member OF Congress;
and then he went up the other way, and Just
walked around on his hands. just as school
boy would, Then he came down on all
tours again, with the same old process of
shooting me up In the air. and the third tine
/ went up heard = man say ssOh. don't he.
buck II So that was .'bueking." Twas very
glad to know IT. Not thas Il was enjoying
Il; but then | had been taking asgenerals ! RI oe
interest in it. and had naturally desired to
know what the name Of il was, And whilst
/ was up aanass body hit the horse witack
With d strap aud when ret dawn as,lln the
genuine hncker was gone
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
4 sTORY or STORIES.

Some ingenious admirer Of Dickens pro-
the names of all the works Of the great nov
clist.
oliver Twist had some very Z lizard
Times in the = Battle Of Life, 2 and having
been saved from the Wreck Of the Golden
Mary by our Mutual Friend, Nicholas
Nickleby, had just finished reading 'tTale
Of Two uitiesn to Martin GhuzzelWit,' dur
ing which time s.Ihe Cricket on the Hearth
had been chirping right merrily, while 'srhe
Chimes from the adjacent churches were
heard, when ssseVen Poor Travellers COM
menced singing christmas Carol. Ear
naby Rudge'' then arrived from the ssOld
Curiosity Shop with some Pictures afronl
italy, z and ssSketches bY Boz to show
Little Dorrit,' who was busy with the
.sP1ckwick Papers = when David Copper
field,n who had been taking american
Notes, Y entered. and Informed the company
that the ..Great Expectations Of .Donbey
& SON. regarding Mrs. Iairriper's Legacy 4
had not been realized. and that he had seen
the Boots at the Holly Tree Innn taking
ssSornebodyss Luggage to : Mrs. Lirriper's
Lodgings, III b street hat had No Thor
onghfare. opposite the Bleak House, s
where the Haunted Man. who had just
given one OF sDr. Marignld's Prescriptions
to an ssUncomnercial Traveller I was brood
ing over the Mystery Of Edwin Drood. =
The following illustration il glvan sf cti-
uuettr in the time os Louis XIV. In the
Queens apartment there were two cham
beers One day the Queen saw sseck OF
dust an her bed and showed II To Madame de
Ia1yles, her maid or honor. The latter Sent
for The uaIst de clsnnabre, bed-inaker 10 the
Queen, that hi right show II % the palet le
obnnsbre, bed-inaker to the king. The latter
arrived al the end pf the hour, but said that
the dust was none of his business, because
the bei-makers Of the king made up the
common bed of the llaeeil, hut were forbid
dem III touoh the STATE bed. Consequently
the dust must be removed hy THE soltieeM af.
the household. The Queen gave orders that
sllcy SHOULD he sent for, and every day fDr
two nannfils she asked il tho dust had been
brushed off but they had not yet found nut.
luftlhar dHIp iofsyaa M aTenlpye the speck. Eir
nal the AlIe4n took nm y ieat AeE dlister and
brashed iE OH Crest was Fhe zca;sslal
Hereof Int ii6 siSHs med III blasni tli1
Alys46aSs1f tlles silcsnossIy touads thsss
The. Queen had been waiting iii etiquette.
ia
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
PAY--ERIT.
The courteous man Is fhe bore's delight.
A thorn III the bush Is worth two In the

The courteous man Is the bore's delight.
A thorn III the bush Is worth two In the
hand.
Eleven editors have sunk from life of
honest poverty to Congress.
Why is a ship called ssshe'' why, because
the rigging costs more than the hull.
1 young LADY recently triea to do up her
hair with q honey-conlb. I'd make it look
sweet.
A tlarkey says: All men are made Of clay,
and like mesrschausn pines, are more valua,
bic when highly colered.n
/ A man who sat upon paper Of carpe
nails said they reminded him sof the income
tax.
A Judge, on sentencing murderer to be
hanged, added; And ! hope it will be
! lesson to you.',
Enraged parent--aDid you thros the halt
brick at randons" Weeping boy-"No; T
threw it at Johnny Williams. .''-aAnd did
you strike h. m on pnrpose?' NO; I struck
4 him on the nose.''
! A murderer, who was recently hanged,
told his attending ministers: ''If | had re-
ceived as much attention before being put
into prison as I have since. should never
have been here;'' 4sts
Youanightaaa well set Il hen woodpecker
on a nest OF billiard balls aud expect her to
hatch birds OF paradise as to not pay for your
paper and expect it to be one OF the best all
the time.
The young wife Of an elderly resident
aWaking from . sound sleep, began to shake
her slumbering lord smartly, to make him
stop snoring. just then there came several
loud rolls OF thunder, and desisting from her
attempt, she resigned herself, quietly to
sleep, remarking 1T is only laundering,
after all; thought You were snoring.''
a farmer in New Hampshire recently
killed a pig, and Icing asked how much it
weighed, replied that it did not weigh as
much as he expected, and he did not expect
it would. e II
"a genius for figures computes that the
weightiof the salt in the oceans OF The world
isiustabout Al ,oao, ,oo0. .0oo, 900 900 tons. That
satt sayors of ,alught.a
Two gentleuien, one named Woodeoek,
the ofher Fuller, walking together, hap
pened to see aid owl. Said Fuller, s.That
bird is very much like a Woodcock." ..You
are very far wrong" said Woodcoek, s.fer
it's Fuller IN the head, Fuller in the eyes,
and Fuller all uyer.n
ARTEsIus WARD was ON 4 slow California
train. and he went to the conductor and sug-
gested thatthe eow-catcher was on the wrong
end of the train; for, said he, s.you will never
oyertake ase' q cow, YOU know, put II you'd put
It on the otner end It might be useful, for
now there's nothin on earth to hinder a cow
from Walkin right in and bitin' the folks!"
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11
Printing! Printing,

IN EVERY STYLE or THE ART
Neatly Executed at this once
The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1872-04-11

a Z ankee in I'll gland, being annoyed bT|
the constant boasting as % the saperiafitv e
Eaglisl1 girls, finallg silenced laadsfian Iy
,slaol ilga that stlley had II gals ii Eeston.
onls ysata pa. s.sllo oesslI cliesv gtsaa iIl|
seven different lanaAases with sAerss ~
shut. I