The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1872-07-20
From the st. Louis Democrat.
FRIED CROW.
Dan Able takes his CROW fried in oil.


Grow barbecues win come in fashion this
fall
The Democratic ladies OF Illinois play crow
Duet.
Gen, Palmer eats crow and wocdpecker on
IA ernate days.
Proctor Knottis retched in anticipation Of
Hi, CROW feast.
Mr. Groesbeck takes the crow from the tip
81 gold fork.
Yarmouth, Of Louisiana, takes his crow
ttuf.sd with chestnuts.
Charles Francis Adams cant eat crow.
lie roosts too high.
August Belmont kin cat crow though he
bankers after snipe.
Z The crow don't build its nest in the tall
sycamore Of the Wabash.
Gentleman George has mot been heard from
ON the crow question.
The New York Tribune is carryin' crow to
is hundred: thousand readers.
The colored citizen bankers after baked
coon, but crow is too rank for him.
Carl DAenzer,s ssAmach is perfectly intrac-
table. He scons crow in any shape.
After the election, the campaign will b,
designated as the fight for the Lost Kaws.
Reavis the capital mover, lives entirely on
crow. eating it in season and out OF season.
Elon G.. Smith lost $40 600 in a hog specu-
iation, and took to crow to get his money
back. ~
Wick Woodruff takes crow now and then,
unmindful of the proverb about Growing hens.
Colonel Claiborne eats his crow As a lesser
evil, bu I does not pretend that he likes its
gamey favor.
Frank Blair is ornithologicalIy omnivor.
Gus, and eats crow or wood.pecker with inn
partial relish.
Bart Able wants to bet that he can eat Q
crow quicker and slicker than any other man
ID the city.
Emil Preetorius eats crow while Schurz is
away, and cleans up the feathers before Carl
gets back.
Grosvenor takes crow blood rare, and is OPP
posed TO game laws. He doubt if 'Pro-
lection protects
Jimmy Mcbride relishes the crow If it is
cooked before slow Ere, and bastcd now and
then With Irish whisky.
L.V. Bogy, as Indian Commissioner, had
good deal to do with the Crows. and acquir-
cd his taste naturally.
Wah Lee cannot eat crow in any shape. lie
says Hollis Gleeley belly good man-topside
farmer-but Giant muchee 6ght.'
Carl Schurz would rather be excused from
eating crow in any shape, but can 'rastle' il
it picked like Hollandische herring.
Judge Stallo 8 prejudice against crow goes
to extreme lengths. lie would not let Car
Schurz play Jump Jim Grow on his piano.
Fred. Hecker has given orders to shoe
every crow that appears on his farm. HI
will not even allow his hogs to eat the OBJ
| scene bird.
Hon. James A. Dawson, Of the Louisville
Ledger. is temporizing with black. bird, pre-
pa,asory 10 encounterng his 6rst mess o
| crew.
| A. n. Briton, ex Bank Examiner, is
(! crow-eater OF some msn,hs' standing. II,
| tegsu about the time Barnard presented hi
| credentials.
announced that sia viii at an early day wres
/ lie with 1t for an hour and half by Shrews
(! bury clocks
! Maras Halstead discuises TIE taste of hi
crow with multiplicity OF sauces. Bein
astrfde the top rail Of the political fence, b
Is always sharp set
]. Col. Blanton Dunean's stomach revo,ts a
the thought of crow. The Growing of
1 rooster sets him TO pukiug. and even OIL
! Grow cocktails so 'agin him.
Col. John Forsyth b,gan eating crow th
morning after the Baltimore Convention id
,iourned, aud is progressing astonishingly
He wants the people to hear him for his cawi
Sumner is putting off the evi! day As Ion
Is possible, and in the meantime is practic
ing on owls. He will take his first meal Q
crow late in the fall.
well known Cincinnati EDITORS Dime
consists of fried crow and billed owl. tn
row is for his eating, while he keeps th
lied owl to use like Gra.z Brown did til
berries.
Hon. Thomas A. Hendricks began eatin
row on the sly several months ago, an
i.radually acquired . depraved appetite for
'efors the necessity came upon him.
Nj. Hyde, editor of the Republican, pre-
isfs roast 'possum, but kin eat crow whe
here il nothing else on the bill Of fare. d
ont think it is absolutely necessary to han
Ter.
AKentucky paper reports that the crow
re rapidly disappearing from tho dark an
ioody Commonwealth since the Baltimor
/ omination. The Democracy of that Sta
! srs in appetite.
! Storey Of the Chicago Times, now layin
tp with broken leg, recently smashed
T, alter pitcher over the head Of an attendal
| no brought him dish of crow in the di'
uise Of fried chicken.
i Hutchins. Of the Times, is . victim 10 b
| Extraordinary gassronomi c enthusiasm.
tie ons hearty meal Of crow and il so sicl
ued him that be threw up his dinner and b
tiitorial position at the same time.
They can't fool Joe Pulitzer with crow Ores
IL and cooked to represent fried Gro
Tor eh icken. He has nose that defes il
,sition. But he can worry down lit,
. row on the square, rather than have q flu
"a the kitchen.
Col. Henri Watterson, of the Louisvil
'ourier Journal, claims TO have invented {
!. row Is an article OF diet. lie takes his in
, -icassee, with champagne dressing, a
links it not only palatable, but wholesome
The Democratic party is going straight
{ ne d. this fall AS the crow fies'
. The Democrat hasn included in the alb,
= st, George w. Julian, Who, notwithstar
. q his lealth is quite poor, has not decline