Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1872-11-23

might make Stree schooI-'' uHnecessar,
and 'threc-card monte impossible. Ye.
> it might make all men honest and all We
: men yiEtuous, and Gil every sky that bend
+ over Us, and every landscape that spread
around Us, with stars and breathing form
c Of truth. But what will become Of tn
] bachelors? Just think Of their sleep Of
: thousand years! Great God, how awful
Young mtn, bachelors all, prepare for IN,
/. great day"
! SMITH Il STFGALL-Arc agents for Mi
souri, Sweet Cider, aud have just received
large lot In barrels, kegs and bottles
which they propose 10 sell at st. Louis
prices, with freights added. Also, lot 2,
large red apples by the barrel. Garrett,
celebrated Robertson County Whisky At
di-tiller's prices.
The best Kid gloves in the citv-oue aud
two buttons, all color, 1t Mr.. HocLcr's.
FRESH OYsTEEs.-Ju,t received at Da-
dos. IT
MADE TO ORDEE.-A couple Of county
boys in their twenties, went into DIdO's
Oy-ter Saloon one day this week, and after
calling for oysters, aud never having seen
any before INDUCED in the following con-
| ycr,atIon: No. / remarked 20 No. >, How
DO the thing, look:" No. > replied quite
naturally, Il don't know" At thi. point
one Of the WIG AND TRIBUNE presses
| started mp in the basement lust under
them, and No. /, grusping his friend by the
arm, said, by Cd, they are making the
| oysters by steam In a f.w seconds OF
/ time after this, the oysters as ordered by
/ them came through the hole in the " II and
were promptly placed before them. Then
No. !, with u look Of mingled wonder and
wisdom remarked 10 the waiter, well
you make them right peart, sure" He
thought that they were manufactured to
| order.
4 CHILD's DELUsION.-A little girl or
thi, city, three years old, viewed the cIe-
plant in the Great Eastern Mena.crie on
Tuesday with inquisilive and critical in
terest. The elephant was confined within
circle formed by rope, and when the
child first saw him his head was towards
her. Ignorant OF the laws Of direction,
she, in passing around the rope viewing
the animals, was surprised to see what she
thought was another elephant, (the same
one she had already seen, but with his rear
towards the rope and herr and stopped ex-
citedly and exclaimed. Papa, here is an
other elephant, but his mouth amt near rs
big as the other ones
Just received, full assortment Of Real
Hair goods in all the prevailing styles, at
Mrs. lockers.
UntiB IL O'Clock
At night Dado serve, oysters to his Gus
toners.
THE INNOCENTS.-l spite Of newspa- /
per and other warnings, men viii continue
TO risk their money at "threo card monte
and other swindles which follow big shows
and Fla rs. On Tuesday several citizens Of
this county were taken In by the sharp
ers who accompanied the Great Eastern |
Menagerie snd Circus to the tune OF sew !
eral hundred dollars. Why men will per- !
list in such folly can only be accounted for |
on the score Of ignorance or whisky. IL |
they will read the papers and avoid drunk !
onness on such occasions, they will never |
be the dupes If professional knaves, and /
the laughing stock Of their neighbOls.-
Otherwise they Will continue to be ex-
posed TO the world as wilful innocents or |
as some would say, fools. Be-ides, such |
things should not be permitted by the au-
thOritjes, and we hope never will be again.
WALKING Down BRoADwAY.-One OF
the editors Of this paper, the modest one,
while walking down Lafayette street, one
this week, was platonieally at
tracted by 81 handsome figure Of Il woman"
just ahead Of him. She was not gaudily
dressed, but carried herself with a very pc
cullsr dasn. All at once the fair one stopped,
gracefully hoisted her skirts, and COM
menced TO tic a loose garter. The modest
editor OF course "passed hy on the other
side" but the fair one graciously hailed him
and with merry uplifted eyes and smile
OF sweetness and innocence, said "Sr,
won't you give me a chaw Of tobacco" Al
ter apologizing for not using the weed, the
editor retreatcd hastily. In re-
fernng to the adventure he ungallantly in-
sists upon calling the heroine, .'that wo-
man."
THE HORSE DISEAsE.-Ths epizoOtc
made it, appearance in this city early in
he Week ia, the StauIrs or Iumlnson, How
ard Il Co, and rapidly spread over the
city, involving the stable Of Long 4 Mason,
and in fact many private ones. The dis
ease has not assumed violent form, not u
single horse having died with it, and all
afflicted are improving. II is epidemical,
and appeared in various parts OF the coun-
" simultaneously with its appearance in
The city. Every town and county in Mid
lie Tennesdee, aud many in the Western
district, and in fact all over the whole
North and South, this peculiar ep-
demic is now prevailing. However in all
he South it is in a much milder form than
n the North. Coughing and running ut
he nose, are the first symptoms, followed
n some instances by swelling of the throat,
oldness in the extremities and inhamma-
ion about the lungs. The best treatment
5 perfect rest and the blanketing Of the
,Ody, neck and limbs, and confinement in
warm. clean stables. II is no more conta-
iOus than innucEza or colds among men,
'ut will, like sll cpidemioS, embrace the
whole country, al precautions to the con-
rary notwithstanding. There is no dan
,cr Of rs proving fatal, when the above
restmcnt is observed, and animals at
aeked, when thus treated, will receiver
more rapidly than from oId-ftshioned dis
emper. So soon rs II horse is taken rest
md blanket him and all will be well. There
: no necessity for unusual alarm at ITS ap-
in this section, Tor need any one
anywhere try 10 hide their stock from it
t Will sweep the country in any event, at
sacking nine horses out of ten, and vet, If
ne treatment above suggested is followed,
t will not prove f,tal in one case out o T a
hundred