The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1872-12-02
ALMAcANTER AND THE ACUTE AsrRoL-
OGER.
Pull down your Dictionaries and learn where
Of they speak.

Pull down your Dictionaries and learn where
Of they speak.
EprroR OF THE ARGUS Noticipg in
The Chicago Journal an erudite commu-
nication emanating from the ultra-Scho-
lastic cerebrum OF an occidental scientist
nov domlciled among us, |, young man
and stranger to a number here. am not
sufnelently acquainted with the writer
thereof to make direct inquiries of him on
subjects analogous TO those treated of
IN his unapproachable essay. but beg 10 d.
SO through your paper, assuring him thai
l am an enthusiastic admirer of his neo-
nomlanlsm and profoundly coyitatiye indi-
ton, and hazard an intrepid prediction
that ms cognomen will be transmitted for
the sempiternal deleetation of unborn pos
.erity' 10 the pages OF history with glitter
ing pencils of golden effulgence.
Ills great research and astute percep-
tion VIII no doubt enable him to explain
many remarkable considerations of phe-
nomena occurring of late, among which I
VIII mention the present hyperborean at
mospherical status, the unprecedented
dissemination Of the dreaded Hippo-onarr-
hea and the remote and proximate agen-
cles producing and operating during the
continuance of the violent gale of the eve
ming OF November Goth inst. unheralded
and without even an accompanying attenu-
ated aqueous observation of the cerulean
arch, the severity of the antecedaneous
manifestation of its momentum was such
that L saw man traiected laterally by if
with such impetus that when perpendicu-
larlzed and diagnosed, his Uranium was
found to have been laboring under an ag-
gravated pressure of "a dessicated Alumni
Gus substance beneath his caputal cover
ing, of parallelopipedonical shane and
sangulneOus hue, together with a solution
OF continuity of the cuticle, an extraordi-
nary extrayasation of rubicund fluid con-
nguous to the conjunction of the occipital
and parletal Osseous structures
In addition to the above remarkable oc-
currence, superinduced by the sudden ar
mospherical transmutation, am apodictie-
ally informed that there is a prominent
citizen OF this city who was permanently
healed, AS he supposed, of an affection
manitesting itself by circumscribed sub
cutaneous eruption characterized by yio-
lent Inflammation and suppurating from a
central core considerably pOsterior to the
super-anterlor process of the ilium. but
the very moment the gale struck the city
ms affection returned with unprecedented
violence, and he is unable to sit up since
These singular phenomena TO me wholly
unaccountable will receive from the learn
Ell Wrltera non-catachrestically apodoxis
VIII be emissiteously advigilated, eventu-
ally eclaircised, and Enthusiastically eluci
dated by his pen, remarkable for its pan
eiiooquy PRECIPITATION, superpolypragma-
tielsm, pudency and apodisteealisticism
to the infinite objection Of all the youthful
ellmlnators of the zimmerman darkness OBJ
securing meteorological and Chronological
manifestations, whether amphiseii, heter-
oscn periscii, anteeei, peroeei or anti
podes
Therefore Mr. Editor, without extrava-
CATION of dilation | conclude with an orr
zon that the learned astronomical student
and writer will give pellucid calculation
of the various startling occurrences enumer-
ated in my anaeephaleosis.
AINACA N'rER