The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1872-05-24
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So many of these things happen now
a-days that we have to note them brief.
ly. This is the last: Barnes-collecto
revenue, Omaha-gone visiting-took
$44, 900 for emergencics-not expected
back.
To make things secure in Iowa
another editor has been collared. The
president has nominated, N. H.
Brainard, proprietor Of the Republican.
as postmaster of Iowa City, Iowa.
Some one having mentioned that if
Greeley is elected President he will, as
farmer, plant onions in the White
House door yard, old "Smartie" says
that he will also stop the leeks in the
Treasury. Good!
General Mostly likes the guerilla
business so well that he has enlisted
under the Grant standard.
The MAN in the White Hat" will
play out after time. Then it will be
the man in the White house
The Philadelphia convention will put
thirty-one candidates in the field. Grant
and Colfax and twenty-nine rclati-
ons.
What about the Postmasters and
editors holding Office under Grant? Are
not they candidates too?
A Texas paper dominates Grant for
President and the devil for Vice.
That's carrying the family relation bus
mess to an absolutely intolerablc ex-
treme.
Our commercial editor quotes Dolly
Warden butter less firm with the APP
proach of warm weather.
A Radical newspaper says that the
Democratic organs are badly out of
tune over the Cincinnati nominations.
That editor evidently has no ear for the
music of a grand chorus.
The Radical who sent to Greeley for
one of his old white hats, forgot to i'll
close an order for the brains to put in
it. 1t takes more than white hat to
make man like Greeley.
An Arkansas paper charges Senator
Clayton with fraud, larceny, bigamy,
robbery, bribery, adultery and arson.
Enough to show that he is at home in
the Senate.
We pity the sage Of Chappaqua.-
Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Probably because there is chance
of his occupying a position which Grant
has robbed Of its dignity and respecta-
bility.-Pioneer.
1--WE have the figures to show Grants
majority in 1872" says the Rochester
Chronicle. So have We've ordered
an extra number of 5000 for the pur-
pose.
Dick Yates is to represent the tenn
perance wing of the Grant party at
Philadelphia.
Mans greatest need is generally up
permost in his mind. This accounts for
the Chicago Post persistently speaking
of Schurz as ''Shirts.''
The editor Of the New York Herald
asserts for the tenth time that he
doesn't hold any federal Office. In
about three weeks more Grant will take
the hint.
In recent conversation with Judge
Woodward, of Pennsylvania, some one
said, Greeley is fanatic "Ycs,"
said the Judge, Greeley is fanatic
from conviction, but Grant is a fanatic
by contract" That explains just the
difference.
Farmer Greeley will at once show us
what he knows about farming, by root
ing out all the dead beats around the
White House.
ave can always whip the democracy
with the arithmetic" says the Cincin-
natl Gazette. A party having in it all
the ciphers in the country should be
able to do it
The Cleveland Leader gives the
president hard hit when it says: ave
sepport Grant or nobody" 1t would
be hard to tell which of the two.
They have an excellent Ferry in
Connecticut. 1t is carrying us over
from defeat to victory.
Dan Voorhees, front name is now
spelled with an m.
How many of these Radical news
papers and politicians, who DANGEROUSLY
demand that we shall nominate tick
at Baltimore, will agree to support it if
we do!
The Radical politicians who call
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