Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1872-09-04
Facts and fancles.

Nebraska is negotiating for 4O,OOO
u,siau immigrants
Apples can be bought for ten cents
bushel IN some parts Uf Illinois.
The Chicago police assert that almost
every man arrested has concealed weap-
ons.
The Hindoos only drink water. Other
people would do well 10 do as the Hin
do" do.
There are Just two things in this life
Tor which We are never prepared, and
they are twins. 20 ....
The He'll Gate route to New York city
will save European steamers one hun
dred miles Of distance.
Two Cincinnati newspapers are quarrel
ing because they louk alike, and buyers
often purchase one for the other.
Rather than pay waiter a fee of 25
cents on q steam at Dubuque. Iowa,
last week, passenger shot him. A
warming to extortionate walters.
In Massachusetts,, forty per cent. OF
the population are depusit> rs i'll savings
banks-the aggregate being 561, ,201, out
OF total of only /, 457,0.O inhabitants.
At funeral of httle child in Hud-
son, N, Y, the other day, the corpse
was drawn to the grave in the baby
cart in which it had ridden when alive.
Said very old man, "Some folks are
always complaining about the weather,
but am always thankful when l wake
up in the morning and find any weather
at all"
Two New York detectives were them
selves detected in stealing 81 900 worth
If Nelry from lady who employed
them. It's the old idea - thieves to
catch thieves.
The knowing ones tell us that the
only way to get pure port wine, is to go
10 Oporto. raise the grapes. press the
wine, put it into the cask yourself and
ride on 1t all the way home
The following is rather queer adver-
tisement, taken from Knoxville pal er !;
Wanted-This day, twenty-five petsous
to lecture me on morality. Reasonable
wages will be paid.-Will r. McBath.
A bachelor says that if you hand
lady ne ewspaper with a scrap cut out OF
it, not a line of it will be read, but ev' ~
, bit OF interest the paper possesses Is cen.
tered in finding out what the missing
scrap contained. - 4.
, There is well in Indiana which keeps
time like clockwork. At precisely two
= o'clock, night and day, it throws up jet
: of water. It is now over Thousand
feet deep, and is still being bored with
view to ultimate OIL.
The following ls now common in Illi-
nois papers "Notice All women who
: do not wish their husbands to frequent
i; my house for the purpose of drinking,
will obIige me by leaving q note ut the
post-office, b'x SO. (Signed) -"
Some alarm is felt o. the prevalence Of
; copfagrations IN Bohemia. 81 ,rdly day
:, has pissed since the middle OF July
without some destructive fire III avlllage
or town OF the province. 1t is found
that incendiarism is at the bottom OF it.
e A street gymnast Of Paris, known as
|. S lmson's Iron Jaw, whoe specially was
t to pick up weights with his teeth, and
n throw them over his head, raised bar
e rel with his teeth and in attempting
u 10 I'll pOSo VI ~ III tho e"hO ""J AN''
a dead with broken spine.
is Punctuation is wonderful thing A
q man telegraphed to Burlington lor q
), school, "Shall come or is the place
e filed ?" The answer properly was,
e "No Place filed on the 17tb." The
!: tel graph operator received it, ''No
it place filled ON the 17th." He went fol
3 it and was minus travelling expenses.
e France has 4, 800, OOo acres OF vineyard
~ producing 100000, 900 gailons OF WINE
y annually, or an average OF 200 gallons
per acle. OF This enormous yield o.
wine hardly more than two-ninths arc
D. exported, leaving about 700. .00O, 900 6 Il
! Ions to be drank by 3S,0U0, 600 French
al people, or 1s gallons to each persor
10 annually.