The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1872-12-19


millinery, or the stunning cap that % L
help you add to the list Of your victims
Wrap your thick veil about Il to Keen h
from the dust, and wind that soft, warm
tleecy scarf about your head. How MIC
you begin to feel; your headache vaniShe
and that Grecian or "tlp-tilted. like The
petal'oi-a.aoWer" nose, loses lie suspicion
hue, and assumes its delicate whitenesS
fear we have told a secret here, though
and that all men whose nasal organ has
tendency 10 assume Sienna hues will cal
1t new boots" II can't DO helped, anC
you, my charming ToyGoeIr, will feel tina
your iEownS are smOothe6 away, anI
that you can now settle down 70 You
last new novel with very at.home.iSt
kind Of feeling. How the rest Of the wo
men hate you, until, in despair, theIl
headgear Is jerked of and thrown aside
and there 10 q suspicious bending over
and q certrin surreptltious unbottoning Of
their perfectly easy boots, "a mile Toe
big, 10 fact" But they have iorgotter
the little additions 10 their luggage, thai
have made you 90 luxuriously happy
They cannot let their dainty boots slant
Just In view for the edihcation Of thC
other sex, as you may, II you like, fol
they must OF least keep the ends OF their
toes covered. You take your
SUFFER-
In your lunch. basket, which will be pre.
terrRble, II you have dined late, or Won
may get out, as It best suits you. One OF
the other will have to be done until we
have hotel.cars on all the routes to promi.
nent points, It will be dark, 80 you need
not resume your boots, but had better elm
your Artics on. You will probably have
to take care Of yourself, az the male blped,
seeming the food from atar, will make 4
rush for It, Keep cool, and you will have
no trouble. A little fractional currency,
judlciously administered to the porters
and walters, facilitates matters wonder
fully.
DED.TIMR
arrives, usually at an early hour on the
cars, and the porter makes up the lower
berth Tor you. You have the advantage
OF both mattresses, which softens matters,
and order your bed made with the head
toward the engine. In summer, this per.
mits you to have the window at the foot
open, admitting plenty Of fresh air, with
out exposing you TO cold by q draught Of
air on your head and shoulders, while the
clnders will fly by and not lodge in your
face. While you are waiting for the Dor.
ter TO make all things ready, 90 to the Ice.
cooler and I'll small empty flask, which
you must have in addition 70 the one you
should always carry with good brandy
or sherry in 1t. Place your travelling
bag at the foot Of your berth, and
withdraw behind the curtains. Pin
these closely together with stout pins,
down the centre, and also at the sides, to
the cushioned backs Of the seats, so as TO
prevent their being brushed apart by pas.
sersby. There are some male animals
who seem to take particular delight in
thus amusing themselves. Now y0U are
secure from intrusion, for there Is safety
In the numbers about you, and he would
be an audscious wretch who would dare
to intrude upon you. Capulet's query
may be put to the test, and the process Of
disrObing commence. Alter the clothes
are unfastened-and OIL how good II
feels, for they had grown Just the least Bit
uncOmfortable,-the r0be de mutt may be
slipped on, and over 1t that pretty Wrapp.
er which was made for you when You
had that attack Of Paris fever after your
return from the gay capital. This may
all be done kneeling or sitting; then, hay
ing fastened the wrapper, rise 10 your feet,
and let all the dainty belongings that
have made you so charming through the
previous hours drop to your feet. Hang
up your dress on the hooks you will find,
and fold up the other garments; take of
the superAuous braids, loosen your hair,
and herring. bone It over your crimpipg-
pins, the same as you would at home =
an art SO long practiced, am sure you
can DO 1t by the sense oil feeling. Now
you can sleep the sleep Of innocence and
peace; and just go TO work and do 1t.
Don't be awake waiting for collision or
any other accident. You are in a suflci.
emily dainty toilet to come gracefully out
Of any slight affair Of the kind, and, II
you are very badly smashed up, why, as
Mr.. Toots says, ats not Of the slightest
conseQuence,"-the dress or undrcss, of
course we mean.
Your thoroughly fastened curtains have
secured you from any peeping Toms Of
Coventry, and you need fear no other mo.
lestation. Take your beauty sleep, then,
and wake with the dawn, fresh as rose.
Your eyes will probably look like two
sparks in burnt blanket, especially II It
is summer time; but you have the appli=
ances to remedy that. It Is early; the
first rays Of the sun have not yet pierced
the gray veil Of morning; but you have
slept well in your loose, flowing garments,
and are wide awake. Various sounds re.
scmbling steam.tug whistles will convince
you that most Of your fellow coydgeurs
are In dreamland-the feminine portion
who are not posted having at last fallen
into doze of exhaustion, each whalebone
and hoop having made It's special indenta.
ton in the bruised flesh. Now commence
your
MORNING TOILET.
Take from your bag one Of the half
dozen napkins with which you have sup
piled Yourself, saturate It with cologne
and thoroughly wash yourself. It will
refresh you, and remove the cinders TAI
more ctEectually than water; but, with
that liquid which you secured the night
before, you will battle your eyes and
cleanse your teeth, for, OF course, you
have travelling.cup with you. Those
OF vulcanite, that shut together and have
a cover, are nice for this purpose. Next,
by the aid Of your hanl.g lass and the
mirror in your section, dress your hair,
and then you will find 1t comparatively
easy 10 stand up in your berth and remove
your clothes. Clean collar and cuffs will
make you look perfectly fresh, and you
can unlasten your barricade and come
forth quite as c0mme i tdut as Il you
had just lett your own dressing.room,