The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1872-12-14
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cREARa OF OUR EXCHANGES.

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might st week The old lady oaressed the old
man s-anial development with tin tea pot
We know how the incilent mentioned below
is oursslf:
He tho, yht she " Is a paragon-she thought
he was paragon; snd now being married, they
find themselves p.ir-o -goaers
A young lady of this city has just cent to Eu.
rope an oder Tor fit; yards OF Brussels carpet.
TWENTY-FIVE feet wide. she is going to work
pair of slippers for the editor OF the st. Louis
Gloae.
A ST. Louis B1hemian says OF brother link
Glinger - stevens, oi the Times, has been Gu.
joying small pox. They use his cheek, ut his
boarding honse, 10 grcte horseradish on"
One Of tue editors of the Cincinnati Inquirer
rece tly saved the cook of canal boat from
drowrg, and has received letter from the girls
father 81 ing, You have saved the gal, and
SKIES your1.' 10 oatds. So says floating
paragraph
The louisville C2o!,aer J""raal, disgu sted with
the late election -Au ali other modern improve.
n.ants Lag gone bach t. the study OF the history
vi the times daring tie lie Of Adam. Every.
tblh- WIS 'nct" IiNe!y thch-Ih-uahi eiSuI hoI0
60 than now.
Tie Aurora Beac2n TINS does up recent
personal" on the editor of the Herald. its CO.
temporary
The editor of the Herald has gone and left US.
| mt "ast "Wednesday evening on a regular
s. ci Trim. BY nq.ry al the depot we learn
that he hnn"ht ''"lAt for Michigan. What the
result. will be no one ..A foretell! He 10 q
widowcc. rt.s last injun ton was, "don't change
the politics of the paper" Dad. Randall was in
the Office at the lime, TIE delinquent subscrip.
ton lis, was lett with DR.. G lie Five dollars
reward is offered for iu formation Of his where.
abouts. michigan papers please copy
BY order of the government one dollar gold
'ieces TO he withdrawn from circulation.
The government need not put itself to any trou.
bic on our account Gold dollar pieces as we'll
ss al other pieces have long since ceased to cir.
oulato with ne
An exchange is talking about "the next
Worlds Fair just as ii we didn't have trouble
enough with hi, worl:'s Fair"
Bos;ou woman, who 3. been reading in tho
pfpe.' thai Sunday III, riages are illegal, writes
i
bern Oh SaIdGy II 30, which would bs pun.
lshed--tho fat'.er, the mother, or the babyI
Titusvirs girls now refuse to 20 boat riding
with Po.ts, OF tho Press. lie took party out
recently nnd persisted III moving his quid of
Tobacco from one sw TO the other, thus rocking
Go boat AID frightening he girls.
An Indian. per describe the feas. Of Icy.
lslatlye lcleratiDn "A q. lrn,A dinn.r IT..
reporter narr:es the facts the case very point.
edly: "Ihs delegates net at r. NJ. They
upset III -
TIE Ki.lgubt.n butcher, no attempted to get
up corne: on Hiugts, Iailed in the under
taking. Ae dog broke loose and skedadded.-
IL SGi' Press.
II che orasemen viii! lower their voices, while
s"itchinR Ia Wen>ns, their out-laudish profani.
~ wiI not disgust people either side OF the
track. II feens that ''groeu' brakeman has
learned tho trade when he can swear proiciontly.
Give us ii little rest.-Inder.
SEE here.
Il Asht right when you want young lady to
take yaur arm, to ask her fright out" Here il
the correct thing:
Ny Ga4r Hiss, would you sacrifice your own
eohremehoc TO my pleasure, aud present the i've
dl9!,s shd part Of the extremity of your oontiv-
erus arm 10 tse aperture formed by the crook.
ing CT my elbow against the perpendicular part
OF iny mortal corporosity - II che don't come
right along you had better look elsewhere.
TIE St. Louis Giobe says: THE average Ne v
HerseT holds up ORC hand in horror 1t the oh.
socn',y OF Woodruff ana CT tiu, while with tie
Other he 'sachts in his breaches pscket for two
dollar note TO buy copy Of their Weely"
young man who ran away from pleasant
nom" In D""oury, i've yours ago, was heard of
IN New York, Thursday. The next day his
1ather went thsre to hrinx him back, but the
youth would rot return. y had been elected \
common councilmsn, nd seemed to glory in his
sh-me,--I'"'d"ry Esett"g .EerS.
WY, the poor, miserable, degraded "ousa"
Hero IL an historical incident worthy Of bsiux
Pre'crvod;
"is PtJ FlanuinGen on board this shin ~
roA1to Nelson. aurinA lull in the firing at the
bat': OF the Nile. I'm here, my Lord" sait
El'n son, .howing himself on deck "Then'
.,'a t"s F"''Ens Nelson. looking satisfied, "le
'h' l''t'e pt"ceed," ] nat story is Pats.
Here ID e delicate mixture of business with
pleasure:
ih' i"Now'og ia sa'i to be Nm authentic COD,
W ('reI!ir Issued ty commercial firm il
""H'o"v "hentcueu, we have the peasur
% INFORM you "ut respected father dep ,rted thi
NE On the --~'-- lust His business, will he con
thueG 10y M beloved sons, whose pa,oes mr.
s,'tea tein"' iGe opluu n,arket il quiet, nm
NHiwa i,3uO g. per chest 'Oh, grave. where
ny sunFf Oh, death. where il thy grave
We aye yeuTs truly"
IN exchange says