The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1872-10-03
NIBBLINGs.


NIBBLINGS.
Mirrors laid over with gold are reported to
| reflect sixteen times as powerfully as ordi-
nary quicksilver ones
The clap OF the pit may yet be built into a
palace for king -Spurgeon.
Chicago has risen from her ashes to boast of
400, 600 inhabitants.
Why are your eyes like friends separated by
distant chimes? They correspond, but never
meet.
Mrs Gubbins says her husband is like
tallow candle, because he always will smoke
when he is going out.
The complete census returns of the United
States show The total population to be Z
SS'558 81, ofwhich 10, 493, sos are males and
1864 ,S06 females. .....,sr = ....-s 81.
a FASHION reporter announces that the
young man OF the period is to be suggestively
adorned with leather cravat with neat
gilt buckle. Won't this have rather arBow-
wowery effect? 1f~1g.,.. @,-a-
Madame Melgueil, one of Queen Marie An
toinette's maids OF honor, who accompa MED
her unfortunate friend to the foot oft seal
fold, has just died at the age OF 1902 wears .l,
What is the difference between Christian
and cannibal? The one enjoys himself. and
the other enjoys other people III
The blossom cannot tell what becomes Of
his odor, and no man can tell what becomes
| of his influence and example, that roll away
from him and go beyond his ken on their mis-
siou. t-fe. 5~ ,lsa-a
The loss life to the population of Paris
during the twenty eight weeks of siege was
over $4,000. ag taI.8. f brr.
Matthew Arnold.says that the difference
between the Bible and the,Koran is that the
former grew, while the latter was made.
An Iowa man recently died from swallow
ing pocket knife and injurious medical
treatment combined. He got along very
nicely as long as the knife was closed; but
when the doctor gave him opening medicine,
it killed him. -.
1 A sharp old gentleman got a seat beside
his wise in a crowded'railway car by request
ing the young man who sat by her to please
watch that woman while he went into an
3 other car, as she had Ats. as.g
A model bill, made out by an old farmer
against his neighbor, reads as follows:
''Neighbor A, DR.. to to horse and waggion,
! goiD' to mill, once since and twice before,
]. one dollar" 'a. na .sas- 20 ~ .I.a
Americans" says the Saturday RevicaO,
4 "who regard Paris as paradise, used to shun
: London as foretaste of purgatory but they
are comingiround rather to like it now, and
admit that it has its good oints.''
yoltaire used.to say Of the diminutive ter
ritory of Geneva when l shake my wig
I cover the whole republic with POWDER
What agones that poet must have endured
who, writing ofhis love, asserted in his man
uscript; that he"'kissed her under the silent
stars" and found the compositor had made
him declare that he clicked her under the
cellar STAIRS
Lavater says "that you never know man
o until you have divided an Inheritance with
e him." I would also say that you never
n know man until you have got into a scrape
Q with him, and see whether he is willing to
It take his fair share of the blame. II ..Y-.
The following speech is attributed to q
= member of the Legislature of Pennsylvania !:
II know wimnn, Mr.. Speaker I say it in n o
. disrespect; know UNI; I have had heap
= to do with UNI they'rea useful class, and
: and yet with the best of 'em you may have
!. trouble 1911"
That peace is an evil peace that doth shut
u truth out of doors. If peace and truth can
: not go together, truth is to be preferred, and
II rather to be chosen for a companion than
Q peace. TiIingh0st.