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More thnn twelve hundred designs of hair jewelry
from which to select patterns just received at GEN
NETS, opposite the post-ofice.
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Easter eggs-the real cgg-shcll filled with confec
tionery and handsomely decoratcd-at PIzzISl's.
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Sweet Havanna oranges, the most delicious yo,
ever ate, are at PIZZINI'S.
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Earthquake I'm Kentueky.-.Unffor1
Tobacco Tax. :,E,,g,. t,e#ssa.ss ss

LOUISVILLE, March ,29.-A slight earth
quake was felt at Paducah last night.
a full meeting Of the Tobacco Board this
morning adoptedresolutions crdorsinga uni
form tobacco tax, ~ ,TtsH3H y fks' ~
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The gconnecsieut sElsction Campaign

The COnmQctfeu& sElGcta0n CaElpuaHN.
+ New YORK, March 29.--Dispatehes nom
Connecticut report that the. bard work Of
the campaign Il about over. Indications
are that the vote will be light. The Repuh1
licans claim superior Organization, oa which
they base their hopes OF success but the
Democrats believe il they can bring out the
full vote they will carry She. State. It b not
thought the Labor Kefor1ners or Prohibit
tionists can materially affect the rcsnits Their
combined vote il not expected 20 exeeed two
thousand, drawn about equally from tho De
mocrahc and Republican parties. The 70
tal vote Of the State will probably be about
$4,000. f 5r'.f ~ ,3it 80 ssssss p t3ssiF
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Sun Sets 9:ll High tide:
q PORT OF RICHMOND, .MAaoH %, ls72, j
uu.st.-:sEai's's '''' AIRIrE ,-.,,,, 81,
Steamer PuIisade, NessofI. Norfolk, merchandise
and passengeys, w. p. Brett, ageDt. ,yt scgstl;
Schooner j. s. Bragdon, Snow, Boston, ce, ~ y
RsbcOck. gtf &. 81 HJsri ftttfI -sisaf 70 :,
Schooner Nellie c. Payne, Boston, lee 4. "
Schooner ,Roxanna. Frank, Bslhmorc, Saaho'sHt
q. Downward & Co. -. as ~
es.-..r., ~. 4-ssg5 "a SAILED. - :
Steamer Eliza Hancoxs Ginotds Norfolk, mcrenanS
disc and passengers, L, Is. Tatm agent
Steamer Isaac Bell, BLskSmSi, .,e Sew ,ss"s -
steamer W.P. Clyde Scott, New York, mershsan1, .a
disc and passengers, Nrfnia Steamship iAnd faeAes
@on't~A"' CLEARED ron THIS PORT.
NEW YoRK, March iss.-scaooneri Ahne i0osiaaa'
VOORHEES, LA. !.,r,-,,;,ffs, te,sg 81 .ss}45
i The Ocean STIR, Carroll. from RisnlpQnss Va, "
Queenstown on the 18th Instant.
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Figs, 1PRuNEs, AND BAS.ANAs.-The best !
town arc found ut PIZZINts.
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'r'ra FRlpAy.-leSterday Icing Good
day, toe various Catholic and Episcopal
.-HiciIes were open for divine service.
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SILK HATS, BROADWAY STYLE.-A capital fiji
and satisfaction warranted at A. A. ALIENS.
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"a Opening of spring styles at Z. B. SPENCE &c SoN'
TO-DAY. f... IN -. -.,r, 49, ~. .-z- a.-,s.@..
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Last chance tonight to get present at Virginia
Hall. A million Of gifts at parting. Admission
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Go get u jar of PIzzINI's Canton ginger.

Opening Of spring styles for gentlemen at E, B.
SPENCE & SoS's to-day. eyss rr..
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CoURTs.--Thc United States, Hastings, and
Henrico Courts, will meet on Monday for the
April term. -. -. -. -.
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South Carolina CoIored Convention,

COLUMBIA, March 29.-The Colored State
Convention met to-day and appointed Secre-
tary Of State Cardoza, State Senator Nash,
Lieutenant Goyernor Ronsier, Congr
Elliott, i. HsFrost, and w j. Mckinley,
delegates to the National Colored Convention
at New Orleans.
A delegate declared the New ofieans Cen
vention must demands Of tthaiSR SRepnhiaean
party that a scolored man be put in the No.
tionai Cabinet. - o8t .,f ,iy,s,t,i s,;t,s ,st.I
Only one third Of The State Was represented.
The proceedings were noisy and disorderiy.
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Death. of General Humphrey Marshal

Death Of General Humphrey Marshall.
LOUISVILLE, March 20. General Humphrey
MARSHALL died here last night Of pneumonia.
j His body has been elIhalmed, and will be
taken to Frankfort tomorrow morning,
where it will be deposited in ayault for In
ternent. ,.,.,e., 4,,.f,I,,., i,s,sis ,..;,gg,,t,
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spRoUrrSG.---The past few spring days
have had the effect Of making the grass In
THE Capitol Square sprout. 1t beglnsto look
green and fresh.
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Just received Valencia oranges-they arc bette
and juicier than Havana oranges-at ANToNI's.
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Grand opening Of spring styles ., ,ae0 ain street

Leave orders pr dry and seasoned oak and ine
wood at WOOD i SoH's.
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HATS HATS HATs!-Everything new III Il;
and receiving every day ut A. A. ALIENS.
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IHA1.T1Mt,RE MARKETS. 81,

BALTIMORE, March 2a.--.There were no transact
qs In ,hs onlas s5qsa eQrSs oa isaaHugs a Flour
u1Iet and hrm.r Wheat drmer; pcnuSyirania, CLEO
Ssls7. Corn steady white southern, eiGssc: yc!-
crm 655c,: southern, 5lGl57c. Rye quiet At s9p
ssc Provisions dull and nominal Pork, gIs.2s.
Bulk-meats nncFangetl. Baeot, nneiIapged. SugR-
cured hams, ieiMisc. Lard duh and weak at SIC.
Whiskey nominal mt s9c,Hlhi 81 h'.t '..".s5''
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Fine luscious California pears at PIzzISI'S.

BOYS HATS! BOYS HATS The very newest
shapes. and as low us elsewhere, at ALIENS, 1915
Main street. r.. -....
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II you want sweet. juicy Valencia oranges. so TO
ASToNI. They surpass Havana oranges.
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,af'mEET4NaEqqs 'l--.ne.i -

THE MEMBERS or WEST END DfvI::
IL SION. No. i.s. SONS oFaTEsfpEkASgE,sml sle m
requested to attend regular meeting oi Ivy
YTEVEGING, April I'd, at71 ociockggsg IN i;;,' ~
AS the officers for the ensuing Quarter VIZ eS "
elected, hoped these Will aHftsyaaSSe'
NH so1it. 1f'a -. scis RECORDING @d sscrssry
|THE MEMBERS 70F MANCHEsTER
1icOUNlIE, No. lsa, FKIEHns or TEAPEs4as- sas
ANCE, viii meet NJ their hsli on IfSDAY Nt1AI,
March 81, at 81 O'Clock p. M % attend TIE SERMON
Cadets of Honor and Temperance aiid sister em-
pefanec oTsanizstionsof the tcsns sbs fhs Ras.s J.
=; sfembsls Esatss Of RkkmonS GsanSis md Waiting
brsthrsnG GtatslnsIly ilsitsd p spsse i3E..
nj nj, slsra sc.it. David J.iwEIssGERIsesetssJS.
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Last matinee to-day, Last matine
Last matinee mt o'clock, Last matine
Last matinee Virginia Hail. Last matinc,
Children, with presents, Is cents.
Children, with presents is cents.
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Sweet juicy pears at ASToSI's.

- Go to ALIENS for the Canadian opera hat ell
tirely rp,y
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VIRGINIA HALL, ..z, ,.,,
~ Continued ssscceas Of IS JsHs'
Ss's.s JOHNSTUN'S TOUk OF EUROPE.
THIRD AND LAST WEEK. st RI 80
~ III s5z Il IL, A GOLD WATCH Z. -
given away tonight, and everybody a present.
persons, one dolIar, NH ss.ss
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All wood, warranted seasoned and. full measured
Office at WOOD & SoN's. ''S--- ss-f : =
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Fine pears and juicy oranges are to be found al
PIzzIyi,s.
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,sAnsAlssesa nMafs isssssf Aeqaftssd.

z AM haas4 Cd lMaH 1so8O4R AcNuftS&us
tsaI;ie spcdat taasgrsm M 4hh Dtipasch. ss.tltf
d LyfsasuaG, March 20 ~ Chasles Wa White,
with breaking aepens. cha mail An
tli Charlotte. county, yasIfried ,before Judge
RiYes.en yesterday and pcamtted, s,s,s .sga
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California pears at ANToNI's.
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'' LOUISVILLE TOBACCO ,MA1iKET.. IN
{ LOUISVILLE, Marcii Tobacco very active, aud
prices stiff; GALES, 100 hoysheadss {ijr9 "a .h@
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.o... =. -, = Il, '..5' d, III IS,
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MARINE IsTELL1GEHCE.

~; MINIATURE iAEAfhNAe, afAHcH 20, ls7a.
Sun rises. .......s. 80. s49 Moon "..is
SUI, Gets .5:ll High Ide.
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TOMATOES, frtsh, Il ],
i NH Il
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08
Farm Notes.

The burden OF the farmer-Too much
land.
A farmers life goes often against the
grain.
There must be instructive neatnosS in
q housewife, or there will be dirt in the
carners.
The day is coming when the farmer
will be the educated man.
The warfare of the farmer must be
eternal against the weeds.
Nothing is so extremely ridiculous as
to see man go into his bed, all nicely
prepared, and deliberately cast foul seed
into it. How many Of us can plead in-
nocence here p
The farmer is constantly surrounded
by miracle of his own "raising -con-
verting foul manure into gram.
The farmers land has area; but his
ownership also extends downward
down to tho fires; in the centre OF the
globe meet all our deeds.
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THE ENTERPRISE
Sweetwater, Thursday, Feb, s, 1872.


The idea prevails with majority Of
farmers, that while cropping with grain
is an exhaustive process to the land,
cropping with grass adds to its fertility,
Perhaps the most common rotation is Il
five years course, beginning with corn,
and followed by spring grain, winter
wheat, and then two years OF clover and
grass, 1t is commonly supposed that
the land recuperates under the grass and
grain fertility to produce crops Of grain.
This view is correct, doubtless, if the
grass crops are used solely to enrich the
soil, but when they are mostly removed
either by pasturing, or as hay, We can
see no reason why the soil should not
thereby lose elements of plant food,
not to the same extent, probably, as in
the growth Of grain crops.
The successful use Of clover or grass
as fertiling crop, on Ggrain farm, must
be confined to two methods; it either
must DO all left on the ground to shade
and protect it from the summer heat, and
be turned under to add to the soil the
elements absorbed from the atmosphere,
or removed in the form of hay, fed to
stock in conjunction with the coarse
grains Of the farm and straw, and the
manure it thus makes depended upon to
keep up fertility. II the grain farmer
adopts the first method, one year is SUI.
fcient for the land to be under clover,
and if he makes hay, feeds stock and
produces large quantities of manure, the
same time is likewise enough to com
plete his rotation. And this, we believe,
is the best course for the grain farmer.
Pasture is tho least praftablo use to
which he can put his grass and clover.
He should feed a great deal CT stock in
the winter, and posture as little as pos
sible in the summer His teams should
he stabbed and soilcd, and his cows have
a permanent pasture, 50 that the clover
field need not be troddon by single
hoof.
The grain farmer Of limited means can
practice the systom OF using the clover
directly as fertilizer for his soil, with
out at first passing Through stock, and
with good grain land as basis, and by
thorough culture so as to develop its
strength, he will raise fair crops for some
years, but he should not rest content
until his round of operations includes
the making of tho clover into hay, and
feeding it with the straw, corn stalks and
coarse grains to fattcnlng stock during
the winter
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TENN, THURSDAY, FEB. s, 1872,

cidents Of tho scene which she he'd sup
posed she had Witnessed. The minister
soothingly conversed with her, bat left
her in pity at the apparent arrangement
which possessed her, In the morning
of the following day, however he was
astonished a. visit from friends Of the
poor sufferer, who wished him to break
to her the dreadful tidiug1 Of her sons
death. lie had been drowned on the
afternoon OF tho previous day, whilst
bathing at q watering place not far dis
tant; and on inquiry, many Of the cir
cumstances referred to by the widow in
her conversation on the subject were
found to have actually taken place, at the
time of the recovery of the corpse,
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08
IT LEADS TO HAPPINESS
a EOon to tho whole ISaco
OF w Onlln.
DIR. u. BRADFIELD'S
Eesma1o & 6 gu4 @ Cog !

TT WILL bring on the McnsCs relieve all pain
/ ut the monthly " Period :" cure Ehcuma-
tism and Neuralgia Of Back and Uterus; Lem
corrhUa or "Whi;es," and partial pruarsu5
uteri; check excessive ilow Gnd correct all ir-
rcgularities peculiar to ladies'.
1t will remove all irritation Of Kidneys AMI
Bladder relieve Costiycness purify tie bl0oI;
give tone aud strength to the whole system;
clear the skin, imparting n rosy Auc 10 tae
cheek and cheerfulness to the mind.
1t is ns sure II cure in all the above diseases
as Quinne is in Chills and Fever.
Ladies can cure themselves OF all the ahOTe
diseases without revealing their complaints to
any one, which is always mOrtifyins to their
pride and mOlesty
1t is recommended by the best physicians and
the clergy.
LAGRAN0E, Ga, march %, 1870
Bradfcd & Co., Atlanta, Ga.-Dear Sirs IL
take pleasure in stating thnt have used for tie
last twenty years the medicine You are now put
ting up, known as DR.. j, Bradield's Female
Regulator and consider it the best combination
ever gotten together for the diseases for which
it is recommended. | have been familiar wi,h
the prescription both Ms practitioner of mcdi-
cine and in domestic practice, and can honestly
say that consider it boon to suffering ie-
| males and can but hope that every lady in cur
lani, who may Re suffering in any way peculiar
to their sex, may be able to procure bottle, that
their sulEerings may not only be relieved, but
that they may be restored to health and strength.
With my kiudest regards, very respectful
ly, W. Il. FGkEELL, NJ. D.
NEAR MARIETTA, GA. march q, 1870
Mcssrs VIM. Root < Son-Dcar Sirs Some
months ago bought Il bottle Of Bradiod's Fe-
male Regulator from you, and have used it ia
my family with the utmost satisfaction, aud
have recommended it to three other families, and
they have found it just what it is recommended.
The females who have used your REGU hAIOR
are in perfect health, and are able to attend to
thciI household duties, and we cordially recon-
mend it to tine public. Yours respectfully,
Rev. II. b. JOHNSON.
We could add n thousand other certificates
but we considerthe above amply sufficient proof
of its virtue. All we ask is a trial.
For full particulars, history Of diseases and
certificates Of its wonderful cures the reader is
referred to the wrapper around tho bottle.
Manufactured and sold by
E8HSAL 'E'IELD 81 CO.,
Price sl.5O. ATLANTA, GA.
Sold by all Druggists.
junel5,7l-ly
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half full OF drinks, nicely mixed.
BILLINGS Under Oath.

Josh Billings, being duly sworn, tes-
tilted as follows:
Eight won't 90 into six and have much
NV anything left over. Menny q yung
feller haa found out this sum in 0ritbmo-
tick bi trieing tew get number eight
foot into number boot.
Virtue in one respeck is like MUMMY
That which we have to work the hardest
for sticks tew us the best.
Men with phew but active branes have
the best exokutiye abilitys.
Their branes is like bullit--compact
and 80 straight to the bulls eye.
Atfltation never improved anybody
vet. It's better tow be devil than a
hypohrit.
l hay often herd there was men who
knew moro than they could tell, but i
nevSr met ore. l have often met those
who could tell 4 great deal more than
they know, and was willing tew swear to
it besides.
Tow be prufo against Aottory, man
must hav no vanity. and such man
never existed. If he did he is one of the
lost arts.
Hope has made great nenny blum
ders, but there is one thing about her
that I always did like-sho means well
Sum people are good simply because
they are too lazy to be wicked, and 9th
ers because they haint got good chance
to be.
There is one thing I am not only Ger,
tain but proud uv-thero are more peo-
pie in this world who have changed from
bad to good than good to bad,
In mummy, interests follow the princi.
pal; in morals, principal often follows the
interest.
Yu will l,notice l thlng-the devil sci
dom offers to so into partnership with {
busy man, but you will often see him of
fer to jine the lazy man and furnish al
the kapital.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08

A story is told ofa man iii Connect
cut who fell from the roof of five. story
building to the sidewalk, but was he
struck on the thick soles of his rubber
shoes, he bounced back within quarter
of an inch of the roof, and so he contin-
ued to bounce, the distance short only a
quarter of an inch at each journey. He
subsisted on hash incloscd in rubber
balls, which he managed to catch on the
bound, and at the end of month was
stopped and restored to his family.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08
Feeding Straw.

Straw, if properly managed, can be
made to serve more profitable purpose
mere ittering, or to add bulk to the ma
nure pile. In England, and amongst the
English farmers in Canada, most Of the
bulIocks are fed and fattened on straw,
with roots and meal. No hay is used, that
being kept for the horses. Thus large
number OF stock can be fed. Straw cut,
wetted, and sprinkled with ground feed
or oil-meal, will carry cattle through the
winter. Oat, barley, rye, and wheat straw
are proportionately valuable in the order
in which they are placed. Pea straw is
more valuable than oat straw
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08

The paper is to the people what sign
board is to the traveller. The papor tells
who is in business and where to trade and
the signboard tells the the name of the
place and direction. Then if you want
people to buy of you, tell them through the
paper where you stay and what you have.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08
How to Get Rid Of the WOOily Taste
in Mutton.

Mr.. Collins, of Michigan, writes that he
has way of dressing mutton which makes
it sweet and palatable, and entirely desti-
tutc of woolly taste. GAS soon as possible
after the sheep is dead, skin the legs and
kang up. Then make and opening in front,
as high up as possible, and turn in, with a
cup or dipper, as much cold water as the
carcass will hold-usually from one to one
and a half pailfulls. Then 60 on and skin
and dress as usual" We do not see the
philosophy of the plan, but it is simple
and easy, and is worth trying, The meth
cd we try to adopt is, to make the sheep
quito fat before killing. We have never
known it to fail. There are some sheep
which it is almost impossible to fatten
On such we would try the water.cure.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08

The following report of the weight of
brains of noted men may be interesting:
Daniel Webster, So 3 ounces; Cuvier,
81 l-2 ounces; James Fisk, Jr., So ounces;
RuloG; the murderer, 50 ounces.
The weight of the brain generally in
dicates the amount of head or brain work
u man is capable Of performing.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1872-02-08
Without Change Of Cars.
Therefore making

only One Change Brtlcen ChGttanocg
and 81. LOUiS.
This is the short and quick route Wost and
Northwest, being from
2sTO 100 MILES sHORTER
an byth any other route. And equal, ifnot bet
ter than any Line to Texas, Arkansas and the
Mississippiriver.
Emigrants by this route will not be put in Box
Cars which have no fires, seats or comforts of
any kind; but will have excellent Passenger
cars, thoroughly heated and we'll ventilated
Remember tins and give us a trial and see if we
do not do as We urOnoses
Rntes Of lilnirrnnts ere as follows
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NubbinS.

\ Aput-up jot.-An auction.
Broaches of Trust,-Pantaloons on
credit,
Farmers SOW wheat; their wi,ol SOW
tarss.
What is larger for being cut at both
ends?-A ditch.
Who always sits with his hat on be-
foro the Quocn?-Hcr coachman.
When aroacrobats murleros When
they poiso on each other,
When is it righsto take any one in?-
When it rains,
Ponmakers are a bad lot, They make
people steel pens, and then they say they
60 write.
Why are your eyes like friends sepa-
rated by distant climes?-Thcy cores
pond but never meet.
1t may sound like paradox, yet the
breaking OF both wings of an army is 4
pretty sure way to make it fly.
An uulucky person on being asked
what he cleared on certain speculation
answered, "Hothing but my pockets"
A bunkum fence was described by Il
witness under examination in court, as
a fence that ia bull strong, horse high,
and pig tight.
Daily newspaper parasraphing is get
ing to be lyariu,ly Abbreviated. Here's n
specimen recording death;-"Clay
Spencer, coiored, pint Of oiMemphis wAis-
Ky"
Can you tell me why a hypocrito sly
is the man who best knows upon how
many toes q pussy cat goes?-A hypo-
critic neat can best count her foet (coun-
tcrfeit) and so suppose, he can best
count her toes.
A lady on beng asked what was her
huaband's occupation said he was en-
gagged in "fuishing." 1t was subsequent
w asccrEaiued that it was term in the
pon;tont.ary to which she referred,
bridget, I told you have my hot wa
ter the first thing in the morning,
"Shurc, sir" replied Bridget, "didnt l
bring it up and lave it at the door last
NIGHT, so as to have it in time"
The following notice printed on color
cd cardboard, with a nice border, hangs
upin place oibusiness in Rome, n. Y;
'.lIebbo you don't pettcr'hod loaf round
here, ven you don't gotsomo peosiness,
ain'tit?'
The last subject discussed by the Vir-
gillian Debating Society, Of Boston, was,
"If you had to have a boil, where would
You prefer to have it?" The unanimous
dicision of the members Was, "On some
othcrfellow,"
A lispinS mother, who had presented
horiniant at the baptismal font for christ
ening, on being asked by the clergyman
"What name?" responded, in whisper,
"Luthy, tAir.' when, to tho horror of the
whole congregation and the consterna-
tion of the mother, he christencd the ba-
by--Luciior
A cute Yankee went into liquor store
and asked for half gallon Of whisky,
to be poured into COLON Jug This was
done; but when payment was demanded
the man refused, and the liquor was
ompted out. The would-be purchaser
had probably anticipated something ot
this kind, as he had previously filed tht
Jug half full of water As he left The
store his face was radiant, and his jus
half full OF drinks, nicely mixed.