The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1872-02-15
OUR ANNUAL CALENDAR.

their bills, decorating impecunl0us
debtors, and settling the question thpt,
billing docs not al all resemble cooling.
i5nowbaliug is cp'domical at this pc
Iiod, and everybody tales it freely,
that dreadful animal known to natu-
ralists AS the boy, being hilarious to
the top Of his hilarity. Country cous-
ms beseige the city, and their m.rtyr-
ed relatives take them to the different
theatres till they the relatives, not the
thcatres) are black in the face, and the
country cousins, worn ont with the
tremendous cXertions, finally and hap
PLY die!
FEBRUARY comcssimpering in, blush
ing n celestial rosy red and bending
under the weight Of II million yalcn'
tines, which she ecstatically directs
till the 18th, and then Herewith inun'
date the Postofice, and make a million
hearts throb pit-G-pats, two million
Of eyes glow and sparkle like incarnate
diamonds, and four million hands clap
their velvet palms together, in all the
rapture of loves young dream
MARcH.-This month is sacred to
julius Caesar, who sold the Hides OF
March to II %curricr ut Romc-not to a
French courier, as incorrectly stated
by Preacott-and directly after leath-
cred the Britons, who lost many OF
their Uppers, and also many OF then
Lowers, and were struck to the sole by
the tanning they got. Bye and bye
Grant was born in this month, or he
wasn't-w what does it matter; fol
where's the historian that sticks to
truth? He couldn't, its SO disagree
able. But wa are wandering. Where
are we? All! We see! no, We don't,
and as to what We were going to say
about March, You will have the good
ness to return inexperienced to your
graves,
Apnm.-Had it not been for April
we should never have had umbrellas!
This may seem a bold statement; but
if you consult Herodotus 9th chapter,
10Th verse Of tho Koran You will see
that he does not, even Instantly, al
lude to it. This should decide the
wager. Was there "a wager? Well,
never mind, the matter is clear enough
TO us, and if Adam and Eve did walk
about without umbrellas, in this show
crest Of months, we are no longer at n
loss to conceive their DequeBt Of rheu-
matism to suffering humanity. April
we love thee, but never moro DO olicor
Of ours!
MAYA good month for the Poles,
who in the Olden times did n Ru him
business in this line. The first Duke
Of Kent, observing the frantic manner
in which the Muscoyims danced round
the poleicular constructions, placcuhls
forefnger upon hisnobIc borrow and
first remarking, "Boft! (nO aIlusion to
the occiputJ continued, ''liops, Poles
Poles, Hops. / will plant poles, and
the hops, like reading and writing
Conly he didn't say that will CONS by
nature" They did! they did!-grand
chorus by Morebcor-thoy did, and
hence Beer! Such is May.
JUNE. The famous letters OF June
llN Ht"If Wllllfil NllIlhE llllN ''lll
June is II lovely month, take it for all
in all, or, sThackcrary said Of tlleman
who committed Observation-Disclosures him
fnr half ,uJ-Lolf we meier shall look
mon Lila likn oouin - which he accord
inicIv didn't far he awaited himself Of
The q n]oriunify Of DIVING immediately
after this and therefore. If he didn't
write the letters Of Junoius, who did.
We pause for Il reply.
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