Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1872-07-17
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ITEMS ABOUT WOMEN.


ARE NONE knew how dearly she paid
ior her hair.
a brute Of a husband" says that
every woman is in the wrong until
she crics-and then she Is In the right
immediately.
A York State clergyman, OCCASION
ally troubled with iapsuS HngSc,
called modern y oung ladies the other
the daughters Of Hem and
Shain.'
a lady once complained to her
doctor that she could scarcely breathe.
Don't try, MY good SOUL" replied
the candid ply sieian nobody wants
you to do it,
Beauties often die old maids. They
set such n value on Themselves that
they. don't find a purchaser until tho
market is closed. -t tr.
The wife Of Henry T. Southworth,
living hear Cleveland, Ohio, poisoned
to death her three little soma, aged
respectively ., Z and 4 years, ana
then committed suicide by cutting
her thfoat. Insane.
A lady in Clinton, Iowa, gave .
burglar very severe logging the
other night. She said she wouldn't
have done it, IL she hadn't been un-
der the impression that 1t was her
husband just getting home.
Miss Fucker says it is with bache-
lors rs with old wood; II Is hard 70
get them started, but when they do
take fauic they burn prodigiously.
hIr .hcrc is anybody under the can-
lister Of Heaven that have in utter
cxrrcsrcmrc;" says Mrs. Darlington,
~. ,r the itaiiitr, going about like
boy constructor, circulating Ills caio-
mel upon honest folks
A. Eastern paper has II that "poof
little Sunday School scholar IN Wis
consin was Icludcd into learning o.
7oO verses OF tho Bible in four weeks.
by the promise of book. Ihcy
ynyc him "Ilitchcork's Analysis OF
the bible" lie swappcd II for
thrcc-bludrd knife and peck OF
hickory nuts.
Emily Jordan. the actress, has
more taste. more hIauty, more urcss
and more money than anybodya AT
Long Branch, except Tom Murphy.
A young laly fell dead In Mount
Zion church, Lincoln county, N. o.,
rcccntl;, while attending rcligiods
lcvotions.
4 California woman bought somo
fowl. that had scratched W golden
gravel, aud found cwungl OF tho
shininy orc In their crr.s 10 rny for
the lot.
The Princess Louise. Marchionoss
nr t.nrnr presided n, II meeting tho
other dny In L"nd"m /" ALT OF I'll"
society for the rst+crtion OF Cruelty
I" AmimaE.
\ Young man grmcrally stvcs .
lurL nt his hair to his sweetheart bo-
fore he nurrirs hrr. After marriage
. she helps herself.
Whilr IN Paris, the rrlwcs of
Wales called on Mira. JUhhson, for
mrrly Miss llarrlr, Lame, who did
) the honnrs of the White House whcu
buchanan, her uncle, was president,
An ancient north taroilnn woman,
who hnd Witnessed the death Of q
uarti.colnrcd calf u fow days hoforo
hcr confinement, was delivered Of an
infan, spotted like n leopard.
\ Michigan woman recently put
her infant child ina tub of water,
then sttiiSrd u fra,hnr-hod over H.,
and surmountcd tho whole with her-
self. Tke child smothcrca with
great facility,
An atlrrtionaic wife In Ohio has ro-
covered u verdict nj 81. 900 agaiaat =
hQnor dealer under tho now law,
"ior the lass of l,er husbands society
tor three wears.
! n misgnih"d woman kept twenty
stray dogs in safety through the
whole scige of Paris, although offered
200 francs apiece for them by a neigh
borin. butcher. For this act Of folly
the society Cor the protection of anf-
mails gave her II medal.
\ man named Durgin, at Tunnel
City, was fined $50 for kissing =
woman against her will, or against
her mouth, or somewhere IN that
vicinity> lie is working it out III
Jail.
Connecticut is excited because q
yorIrg lady Of Branford has been
caught ut robbing the mails. Why,
bless the umsOphistocatcd Yankee
heart, this is what women hsvc beeH
pcrsistcntly doing ever since Evb
robbed Adam of his share of Para
disc.
The Boston Globe says, regarding
the desire Of women to mount tho
pulpit, that in Massachusetts half the
women think they have mission,
and do not seem TO realize that they
have nny work, and that there Is only
one woman in ten in the state who
would not preach if she could.
A Little Rock church fair voted o
Young W oman 4 set of bedroom fur
niture, on condition that if she was
not married within year the furni-
ture was to be returned to the church.
She was married within week, and
the furniture now graccs the bridal
chamber.
The marriage Of Col. F.. Fairfax
Williamson, offs. Louis, and former.
" of New York, to Adelaide, count.
cts Of dn Mnrollcs, an accomplished
young widow lady, is announced to
take place about the end Of Septcm-
bcr next, at the residence of tho
brides parents IN the south ofFrauce.
Col. Williamson is visiting In PENN
sylvania at present, but 10 shortly ex-
pccted in Paris.
nur;,,,r n. vacant tSun.la. .In.,.