The Republican journal., 1872-12-26
Clippings.

llSIt 10 my head.' "Well,' SAID B0b'S friend,
where could it 90 with les. danger of being
crowded."
A lady asked a gentleman who was suffering
from influenza: My dear sir. what do you
use for Your coldE" Give handkcrchiefs day;
madam
4 Young man, who boards for Il living, says
he found a song in the butter the other morning
When asked the little Of the song, he said it was
. Only Woman'S Hair"
A Minnesota lady has buried five husbands
and is she married a sixth last week, the enter
priSlng undertaken of the village is making a
handsome coffin for him.
Mamma" said a precious little boy, who
against his will. was made to rock his baby
brother, IF the lord has any more babies to
give away, don't you take them"
A merchant in Connecticut village recently
kissed the hired girl while his wife was looking
at HIM through window. 1t is thought that
he'll be out again about Christmas.
If spoonful of Yeast will raise fifty cent.
worth of -four, how much will it take TO raise
funds enough to buy another barrel with
Answer may be handed in over the fence.
A Kansas law. we notice. gives mothers con
troll OF their children. This is an admirable
law, and every family should have one. With,
out it too many children have control Of their
mothers.
Minnie (ased six, to bearded papa, who has.
Just returned after five years residence in the
Australian bushl-''I don't like you. You arc
too rough; and am sorry you ever married
into our family"
A veterinary surgeon who lived in Buffalo
New York, lately tried to "foundei" his mother
in-law by dancing polka with her until she
got warmed up and then giving her all the iced
lemonade She could lrink.
CATECHIsM UNDER DIFFICULTIES. Free
Kirk Elder preparatory TO presenting tract,
My friend do yon know the chcfrnd of man.
Piper Gnnocenty): ",la, l dinna mind the
chune; can ye no whistle it,"
A German begear-girl in Boston, who ha. no
hlnds, Is reported to be the owner OF 4 line
residence in that city, besides other property
all purchased with money gathered from foolish
but charitable people IN the streets.
The Chicago Times puts the solemn conuu-
drum: How can we escape fre?' The New
Y oril Commercial Advertiser answers; 'Tbr
Gospel offers YOU every inducement, but per
haps your hest hold IS to get out of Chicago
At Newark wedding, recently, there were
2200.0o0 worth of presents, 4 $1,000 bridal COS
tune Of white satin and point luce, and 5000
worth of flowers. Who was married is not rn
ported, this being deemed Of secondary import
ance.
An Albany damscI asked one OF her fellow
% u'H -oo,'e VIeI NJ 4, 'lr p'e"N-
IaNt tab!c. Why iS your mouNtache Iik" my
back hairi' He blu>hngy gave il up. whru
'nt answer Ga'9cd nm 10 nla>h more v re-
cause 1t Is all down.
"The foliage is fast fnrnino f., ,.un,oo ,' rs-
marked 4 sal yonus rn,I - he o,lej fior, .,
window nnnn tha nlrti',iIy aaniiiaj tr'n
,sIIow - in,olired annthar and sn5Iar yourir
man ..Don,t Van Zoo =" ra,ltcd H." ti,,s, ,.tIt
the leaves arc nearly all down"
..Gentlrn,en. whore do Won tbinE tI,,t bnar
steak come from" @aid tic IlnJInrd Tlantu,r
his thumbs in his waisfroat arm-holr,, .sErnn
near me iigrnpS. " WA, tho o,.t rcrf, ot ono nt
tho hnlrdnrS III il singu.,. hut ttat j,nI orl
In. not nut anv rounr1j1In,,~ ny tLn., hn.',,.r.
since
The celebrated Cathedral at NraShorg is to pn
rrpared. The work has aireHd' begun, and it
viii require two year> tnl 100000 in gold tr
make it look a> good rs new" In the organ
there Is known to pc an ,tnrNpIoded shell, and
il : something of II lTOhAm n know bnIy t.F