, 1872-10-20

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Why are elections like tents2 Because the
| CANVASS ends 1t the polls.
Why is midd1e-nged gentleman like the
! Athanasian creed? Cause he's medimval cuss.
"A sick wan was told that his wife would prob
ably marry again. "AH right" said he, ''fof
there viii be one man to lament my death"
A wife wrote to her husband, absent in Cali
fornia, that the longer he stayed away the better
she liked him. Rather equivoca1 that.
Here is personal" Advertisement IN
the house; tie boil on my nose is gone."
--A man up in New Hampshire named his two
children Ebenezer and Flora. He always speaks
to them as Eb and F1o-vsry tidy nicknames.
information Of those who haven't had chance
tew lay in insect wizdum az freely as ! have,
that single hornet, who feels well, will break
up q whole camp-meetng."
"A poor young man remarks that the only
advice he gets from capitalists is to 'hve
within his income" whereas the difficulty he ez-
periences is to live without an income.
"A medical student Of some promise defined
the much talked Of "foot and mouth disease"
as a combination OF chilblains and tooth-ache.
An 1rishman, after enjoying watermelon
for the first time in this country, passed field
of pumpkins and remarked, ssE they we're so
good; when green, how much better they must
be when ripe!"
the iady % did s not possess ] - good conversational
poversl wicked editor, commenting Oh the
fact, says - He should have married her, and
then refused her . new bonnet, to hare deTel-
oped her power aeod Of ,sl talk aa.oa4o- have
+ iaht HeetoT ~ ~ bnndre5 oaar 9;a nnno
nant rsanonda ~, hv sayn that Tbat wa hafpsa
the introduction Of capital punishment
The Danbury Ne,cs says: i" This is open
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8no1aer caE.
AN elaefly gentleman, whose LOCKS we're
s1lgery ny me SHOWS OF many "1ntetst appeared
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aaln a1 st1set e ne 4earnso me sag, SAG ne"s Not
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