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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

Peter Popp of Poppville. in Popp
county, fancying himself to be very pop
ular with his lady-love, popped the ques-
tion TO her under the poplar tree where
she referred him to her poppy, who, when
asked for his consent, laboring under the
influence of ginger pop, popped him out
of the door to the tune of Pop goes the
weasel 70
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19
poetry,
Kate.


There's something in the name Of Kate.
Which many will condemn;
But listen now while relate
The traits of some of them.
There's deli-Kate. modest dame,
And worthy of your love;
She's nice and beautiful in frame,
As gentle as dove.
Communi- Kate's intelligent.
AS we may well suppose;
Her fruitful mind is ever bent
On telling what she knows.
There's tri-Kate, she's so obscure.
lis hard TO find her out.
For she is often very sure
To put your wits to r0ut
Prevari-Kate's S a stubborn maid.
She's sure TO have her way;
The caviling, contrary jade
Objects to all you say.
There's alter Kate, perfect pest,
Much given to dispute;
Her prattling tongue can never rest
You cannot her reiute.
There's dislo- Kate. quite in a fret.
Who fails to gain her point;
Her case is quite unfortunate.
And sorely out OF joint.
Equivo- Kate no one will WOO.
The thing would be absurd;
She Is so faithless and untrue,
You cannot take her word
There's yindi-Kate she's good and true,
And strives with all her might
Her duty faithfully to do.
And battles for the right.
There's rusti- Kate. country lass.
Quite fond of rural scenes;
She likes to ram BILE through the grass,
And through the eyergreens.
OF all the maidens you can find,
There's none like edu Kate;
Because she elevates the mind,
And aims for something great.
Selected.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

As Sheridan was entering court one
day, carrying his books and briefs in a
green bag, according to the custom of the
time, some Of his brother barristers,
thinking to play joke on him, urged
some boys to ask him if be had old clothes
for sale in his green bag" "Oh, no."
instantly responded Sheridan "they are
all new suits"
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

A minister in Indiana became mixed
up in land speculation, and announced
to his congregation that his text would
be found in "St. Paul's Epistle TO the
Corinthians, section four, range three,
vest"
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19
Something for Thee.

Something for Thee.
Something, my God. for thee
Something for thee
That each days setting sun may bring
Some penitential Offering.
In thy dear name some kindness done
To thy dear love some wanderer won
Some trial meekly borne for thee,
Dear Lord, for thee.
Something. my God, for thee
Something for theel
That to thy gracious throne may rise
Sweet incense from some sacrifice;
Uplifted eyes undinmed by tears
Uplifted faith unstained by fears.
Hailng each JOY as light from thee,
Dear Lord, from thee.
Something. my God. for thee
Something for thee ]
For the great love that thou hast given,
For the dear hope of thee and heaven,
Ny soul her first allegiance brings.
And upward plumes her heayenward wings
Nearer 20 thee.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

A dentist was recently saved from
drowning by laborer, and from the
depths of grateful heart exclaimed
Noble, brave, gallant man how shall I
reward you? Only come to my house,
and l will cheerfully pull out every tooth
you have got in your head and not charge
you a sixpence."
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

A Missouri musician sat down upon a
keg of powder and began TO smoke.
They found one button.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

A hen-pecked husband, who had mar
ried bis wife because she was handsome,
declared that "a thing of beauty is jaw
forever.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

An exchange says that @old sailors
are never so much at sea as when they
are ashore" Upon which a contempo-
rary remarks that ain this they are some
what Ike hen-pecked husbands, who are
never so much at home as when they are
abroad"
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19
Tavern STAND FOR SALE.

That we'll known STAND at READING Ham
mnndsviille) Vt containing aboutF uR ACRES o
TiLLAGE LAND. with running WATER at the
HOUSE and BARN. BUILDINGS 10 good repair;
Possession given to suit the purchaser For rturther
description enquire Of -
sMIrH HODGES. South Pomfret, or GEORGE
II. BUCK. on the premises,
Reading Sept. %. 1871; 80
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

A Detroit lady visited the menagerie
and asked to be shown the cundurango.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.

s. CRAGIN, has bought II. A. Cooper's stock Of
erocerics. and will continue the business at the old
stand opposite the depot Feeling grateful for the
gast would solicit share of your patronage in the
Below Falls. Vt. Sept. lst. 1870 s6
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19

n +. WOODS has just eceived IqCo worth
~. ot yery aas BLACK and JAPANESE IEls.
wa.sa he Is Offering at low mes 50
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1872-01-19
HAIR WORK.

I ,ADIES wishing HUMAN HAIR in --latest Styles
~ can get i at j A. JILLS0N'S HAIR-DR ESS-
ING kooMS. such as Waterfall Curls. Back Curls
FrizEes. and Switches. limitations. French Curls
Braids. Rats and Linen Switches. AZ
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03

The originator Of this wonderful medicine
claims to have discovered and combined 'n
harabomg more Of Nafures most sorefe'gn medi-
cal properties than was ever before combined IN
one medicine. The evidence of this fact IL
found la the variety Of most obstinate diseases
which it has been found 10 conquer. In the
curd of Bronchitis. .Serere Coughs, aud the early
stages Of Consumption, IL has astonished the
medical faculty, and hundreds of Tie best phy-
sicihns pronounce il the greatest medteai de-
eor&ry Of tie age While it CUES the scverest
Coughs, il strengthens the system and purihcs
the blood. BY its great and thorough bfood
purifying properties il cures all HHmors from the
worst ofuid 10 common Biotch Iin'pfe or
Eruption. McrcuraI Diseases. Mineral poIsons,
Evphitic and Neuerial Diseases, and their ell
fects cradieated and vigorous heaIh and n
sa,lnd oonssitm'ion established. Erysipeins, SAT-
RAsHm, .Scald Head, Ferer Sores, Sc0iy or
Rdugh Skin, in short NIL the numerous diseases
caused by bad biood, are conquerc by this
powerful purifying and ipvigoratng medicine,
For ''Lirer Complaint" Biiiou. Disorders and
Habnudt Constipation, it has produced hun
dreds of perfect aud permanent cures where
other medicine had failed.
The proprietor offers 500 reward for n medi-
cine that will equal it in the of the diseases
for which il il recommended. Bew are of coun-
(9its and scorthiess imitation See that my Gov
eminent Stamp, which rs positlre guarantee oi
gennincness, is upon the outside wrapper. This
medicine is Sold By Druggists at one dollar per
bnnte. Prepared by X. V. PIERCE NJ. D., sole
Proprietor, at his chemical Laboratory, 1873
Seneca street, Buffalo, N. Y. June Sd, l3-3m.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
REMARkABLEf
Eight Hundred Worms Expelled

think 1t n public benefit to make the fol-
lowing statement that have been afflicted Tor
two years with constant pains in the stomach,
and IN fact. pains all over my body no ap-
petite. and let me eat what would ii always
nut me in distress. No medicine would re.
leave me and l grew worse and worse nnt,l
now | am a mere skeleton. Nobody could tell
me what was the matter with me, until | CON
suited Dr. j T. P. Van Den Bsrgh, in selem.
Oregon and he told me | was afflicted with
worms. and they we're the cause of all my
misery and pains. / took the Doctors med'
cine, ard ne expelled SUI worms from me,
They are like Leaches. with long tails, and
measure from one TO one and one-balf inches
in length. ! only took six little powders and
they brought the worms in four hours tune.
All those afflicted wishing TO see me can hh"
me at Sam Renlet's stable, Salem Oregon.
v. CRAIG.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this 1ta
day of Sept. 1871. j. j, MuPHf. ). 7,
Said worms can be seen at DR.. j. p. r Van
Den Bergh's office. ChemeL eta Hotel, Salem.
CARD.
DR.. J. P. P. VAN Den BERGH Dear Sir
deem il my duty tn make the following state
ment. For the last three years have been
suffering with constant gnawing pain and
quivering sensation in my stomach, also pain
in nv chest and heart, my food would not di-
gest and | was so nervous that with dithcuity
could follow my occupation, which has been
here In Salem for the past ten years, as prac-
teal dentist. In fact from the constant pain
and misery had wasted away to q mere skel-
eton. / had been doctoring great deal with
out any benefit, and believing there was no
help for me but to linger on until death would
relieve all my suffering. Some of my friends
thought had worms and had better see DR..
Van Den Bergh. He told me at once that
worms were the cause of all my troubles, so he
gave mo small and tasteless powders and in
hours about 700 worms, from one inch to ono
and one half inches long, caame away from me
that day, and the following night some more
came, anh now | am happy to say / feel like
another man again, and am gaining strength
| from day to day. II. SMITH, NJ. d.
Salem, Oregon, Sept. 23d, 1871.
Another Great Slaughter
! We think It our duty to make the follrwing
statement in hopes it may do some good TO sick
children Our child had been sick for some
time. Thinking all the time our little one was
/ troubled with worms We tried many doctors and
| great many remedies without any relief,
Some neighbors told us we should go and try
Dr. Van Den Bergh, the worm doctor in Salem.
We did so and no gave us one bottle of his
celebrated Worm Syrup, and after giving the
| medicine, to our great astonishment about 500
| worms passed away from our dear child, aad
/ now, thank heaven che is we'll again.
/. d. GRIZZLE.
| Salem, Oregon, Oct. Sd 1871.
ss-H
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
I5OO W orms Expelled.

After 7 years "f suffering. pain and debility
and dorforing sor many complaints. how prov,
al that did not have. and taking different kinds
If medicine from many eminent ply sieians.
gave up in de~pair, thinking 1t war no use 10
drcneh my poor stomach any longer, and that
fnust waste aud waste away until there
nothing teEt of peer me. But hearing of the
cures Of DIR. J, r. L. Den
Brrgh has performed in so short time effect
ing cures in "a few honrs. aud INV friends ad
sising ms to make one more effort, / consulted
Dr van ben Bergh, and be told me my miser-
les we're caused by worms and he would expel
them in about Eve hoars. After taking five
small powders, 800 worms passed away from
me, and / am happy Ia say / am better than !
have been for good while. p. X. EWES.
Subscribed aud sworn to before me this lsth
day Of September, 1871.
J,J. MURPHY, J.P.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
THE NEW FOOD.

For a few cents you can buy
of your Grocer or Druggist q
package of SEA MOSS FARINE,
made from pure Irish Moss, or
Carrageen, which will make
sixteen quarts of Blanc Mango,
and a like quantity of Pud-
dings, Custards, Creams, Char
lotte Russo, &c. 1t is the
cheapest, healthiest, and most
delicious food in the world. 1t
makes splendid Dessert, and
has no equal as a light and
delicate food for Inyalids and
Children.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
A Glorious Change !!
THE GREAT WORLDS TONIC.
Plantation Bitters.

This wonderful vegetable
restorative is the shccf-an-
Choir OF the feeble and dcbiii-
tinted. AS n tonic and cordial
for the nged and languii, it
hns nO eQsHal among stOm-
achics. AS n remedy for the
nervous weakness 10 which
women are especially SUBJ
ject. it Is supersetiing every
other stimuinmt. Hn nll Cii-
mates, tropical, temperate,
or frigid, if acts ns n specific
Inn every species Of disorder
which ssmtlermincs the bodily
strength nnd breaks down tine
animal spirits. For sale Dy
aIl Druggists.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03

Made OF Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof
Spirits nd cfusc Liquors doctored. spiced
and sweetened to please the taste, called " Ton
les ""Appetizcrs," " Rcstorcrs," &C., that lead
the tippler to drunkenness and ruin, but are
true Medicine, made from the Native Roots and
Herbs OF California, free from all Alcoholic
Srimuiants. They are the GREAT BLOOD
PURIFIER aud LIFE GIVING PRIN-
CIPLE perfect Renoyator and Inyigorator OF
the System, carrying on all poisonous matter and
restoring the blood to a healthy condition. No
person can take these Bitters according to direc-
tion and remain long unwell.
Fer InnnmmiIory and Chronic Rheu-
mntism aud Gout, Dyspepsia ar Indi-
gcstios, Bilious, Rcmittent and Inter-
miIteDt Fcvers, Diseases of the Blood,
Liver, Kidneys, and Bladder. these Bit-
ters have been most successful. Such Dis
case. arc cansed by viiinted Blood. which
is generally produced by arrangement Of the
Digestive Organs.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION.
Headache. Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight
ness Of the Chest Dizziness. Sour Eructations Of
the Stomach. Dad taste In the Month Bilious At
tacks Paiptation OF the Heart, Inflammation OF
the Lungs, Pain in the regions OF the Kidneys, and
hundred other painful symptoms. are the or
springs Of Dyspepsia.
They iavtgorate the Stomach and stimulate the
torpidiiver and bowels, which render them OF un'
equalled cfflcacy IN cleansing the bloou oil al
impurities. and imparting new life and vigor 10
tic whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptons, letter.
Salt Eheum. BIotchcs. Spots. PiInples. Pustules,
Bolis Carbancles. Ring Worms. scaid-Head. Sore
Eyes, Erysipclas, Itch. Seurfs, Discolorations OF
the skln Huuors and Diseases of the Skin, OF
whatever nature. are literally dug up
and carried out Of the system Ia n short time by
the ase of these Bitters. One bottle In such
cases will convince the most incredulous OF their
curative effects.
Cleanse the vltia,ed Blood whenever you find
It's impurities bursting through the skin In Pim-
pies, Eruptions Sores cleanse IT when You
md il obstruoted and sluggish In the veins;
cleanse It when It is foul, and your feelings will
tell you when. Keep the blood pure and the
health OF tho system viii follow.
PIN, TAPE and other WORMS, lurking in
the system Of 80 many thousands. arc enectuaiy
destroyed and removed. For full directions. read
carefully the circular around each bottle.
J. WALKER. Proprietor. r. II. MCDONALD q
co, Druggists and Gen. Agents. San Francisco,
Cal. and 81 and 81 Commerce Street. New York.
SOLD pY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
LYONS
K a tn air on

Enr Preserving and RcantifyinC fhe
Human Hair To Prevent It's FatiihS
Out aud Turning Gray.
well preserved Head of HaF w pe'F'"
ofmidile ace at once b"sr' aks re"h'theh'' "
ezanre. health ard beauty. II may truly he
called Wonan's Growing Gl ory, while men
are moi In sensible 10 its adsanta ges and charms
Few things are more disgusting than thin. ir'E-
zly. harsh. untaped Hair, with hea' M" ''"'
eoserdd with Dandruh. VISIT hafhef anu
vru fdel end look like now man. This Is
wba, IYON,S kATIiAIROS will 10 al
tl,e tine. The charm which lies in we'll placed
Hair GLOSSY Curis, Luxnriant Tresses; and n
Clean Head is noticeable and irres'sl"ie'
Sold bv all Drurvists and Country Stores.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
% he Oregon Republiean.
DALLAS, SATURDAY, FEB. 3.
A w OMAN's ANSWER.

Il
Do you know you have asked for the costliest
thing
Ever made by the hand above2
A woman's hand and a woman's life
And woman's wonderful love?
thing,
As child might ask for a toy2
Demanding what others have died to win,
With the reckless dash of boy !?
You have written my duty out
Man-like have You questioned me,
Now stand at the bar of my woman's soul,
Until question thee
You may require your mutton shall always be
hot,
Your socks and your shirts be whole:
require your heart to be true as Gods stars,
And pure has Heaven your soul
You require a cook for your mutton and beef,
require far greater thing;
A seamstress you're wanting for socks and for
shirts,
Ilook for q man and king.
king for the beautiful realm called home,
And man that the maker, God,
Shall look upon as he did on the first,
And say, :" it's very good"
am fair and young, but the rose viii fade
From my soft young cheek, one day
Will you love me then mid the falling leaves,
As you did 'mong the bloom of May?
is your heart an ocean SO strong end deep
l may launch my all on its tide2
A loving woman finds heaven or hell,
On the day she is made a bride.
require all things that are grand and true,
All things that man should be;
IF you give this all, / would stake my life
To be all you deemed of me.
If you cannot be this-a laundress and cook
You can hire. and - little to pay;
But woman's heart and woman's life
Are not to be won that way.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
PL AN T A ITO N
Bitters.
|. TT g @ Ok

rUHIs WONDERFUL VEGETABLE RE
storakiye is the sheet anchor of ;he feehi
and debiitated. AS tonic and eordiai 'os
the aged and languid it has no equal among
stomachcs. As n remedy for the nervous
weakness 10 which women are espec'aIiy SUBS
ject, il il superceping every other Stin"ah''
In all climates tropical, temperate or frigid, Il
acts as d specific in every species Of disorder
which hndermines the bodily strength and
breaks down the animal spirits
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03

PLAN, ORDINARY LFE.
FoR EXAMPLE: A party insuring at the age
of thirty -fve-premiums all cash.
One Annual Premium will continue policy In
force years and days.
Two Annual Premiums will continue policy in
force years and IL days.
Three Annual Premiums will continue policy
in force years and 81 days.
Four Annual Premiums will continne policy In
force years and 46 days.
Five Annual Premiums will continue policy in
force 10 years and SO days.
ex WHICH 40 PER CENT. NorE HAS sERN GIvKE.
Two Annual Premiums win continue policy in
force years and 2lo days.
Three Annual Premiums will continue policy
in force years and 23 days
Five Annual Premiums will continue policy in
force years and EOS days.
EXAMPLE: Premium all Cash Plan-Ten Pay
,nent Life One Annual Premium will con-
tinue policy in force, as Term Policy,
alb ut three years.
EXAMPLE: Premium 40 per cent. Note Plan,
Ten Payment Life. One Annual Premium will
continue policy in force rs Term Policy,
about years and 100 days. -
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
TO THE PUBLIC.

A LII KINDS OF WORK, SEWING,
N Washing and Ironing, &C., done by Mrs.
Burnett on short notice and on reasonable
terms. All orders left at the house, south west
part of Dallas, will be Immediately attended to.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03

POLICIES ARE NOT FORFEITED In
failure to pay the Premium when due, bat ara.
continued in force by the NON FORFEITURE
LAW of the State of Massachusetts,.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
w. Ill. TEAL IL Co.,
Wagon & Carriage Makers
MAIN STREET DALLAS.


Are on hand with their WAGONS and BUG
GIES at their old Stand this Spring as usual,
and intend to sell them very cheap for Cash
the Prices ranging from $3.50 to $3.50.
They have also on hand for sale plenty of
wagon materials. Give him a call and sec them
All kinds of work in their line done to order.
All kinds of Blacksmithing done en- short
notice, and in a workmanlike manner. Horse
Shoeing 50 so, cash down.
Thankful for past patronage, they solicit
continuance of the same.
9-tf Dallas, May 6, 1871.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
SAB DIE TREES.
C.. Ill. COX

Has on hand and for Sale, SADDLE
TREES of all sizes and the best quality.
Shop near Waymire's Mill, Dallas, Oregon.
43-tf
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03

Examples showing the Working Of tina
Law.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
PUR ELY M UTUAL.
DIVE Il en- ds Declared
"A nnualIy.
CONTRIBUTION PLAN,
AND APPLIED AFTER THE SECOND PArMRxr.

. Loan of 10 per cent. wh en- Desired.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03
Endowment Policies.

ExAwpLr: Premiums all Cash-Age, IS
Plan, Ordinary Endowment, payable at tha
ape Of so One Annual Premium viii con-
tinuc policy in force as Term Poiicy,
nearly 5 years, or years and 325 days.
EXAMPLE: Premiums all Cash-Age, IS;
plan, Ten Year Endowment, payable at the
are of As: One Annual Premium will cons
tinuo policy in force as q Term Policy,
years.
Notes on Endowment Policies.
ExAMrLE; Premium 40 per cent Note-Age,
IS; Plan. Ordinary Endowment, payable at
tho age Of so. One Annual Premium will
continue policy N force as . Term Policy
about years.
EXAMPLE Premium 40 per cent. Note-Age,
IS; Plan, Ten-Year Endowment, payable at
the age of 45. One Annual Premium will
continue policy in force as q Term Policy
about S years.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1872-02-03

], ]. MURPHY, ]. P,
, 1872-08-15
Ordinance No. 80.

An Ordinance in relation to Sidewalks.
The City of Seattle does ordain as fol
-. lows:
That the owners of property on the
North side of Columbia Street from
Front to Fourth Street shall build a
good and substantial sidewalk, six feet
wide, with planks not less than 111aa in.
thick.
In case any person or persons shall
fail to build such sidewalk within thirty
days after the publication of this Ordin-
ance, the Street Commissioner is here
by authorized to bui'd such sidewalk, !,
and the expenses incurred in building
the same to be collected of the owners
of property as fines and penalties are re-
covered in other cases.
This Ordinance to be in force 80 days
after publication.
Seattle, August Is, 1872.
J. T. JORDAN, Mayor.
G. N. MCCoNAHA, Clerk.
, 1872-08-15

FARM PRoDUcrs.-Mr. j. Davis. of
Squak, III this county, exhibited to us
some specimens of farm products which
he and his neighbor Mr.. VIM. Pickering,
were sending to the Fair, at Olympia.
One stool of wheat. of the blue stem
variety. contained 50 heads. one of
which we shelled and counted S5 grains;
which would make an aggregate nf
1880 grams to the stock. or produc'
of single seed. The grain is nearly
twice as large as ordinary Genesee
wheat. and much better quality for
-four. The product is from 60 to 70
bushels to the acre.
Norway Oats, with heads % inches in
Length. producing l25 bushels to the
acre. Common white oats, producing
80 bushels to the acre.
Timothy grass, six feet i- length, 81
heads to stool, for the past two years
producing tons to the acre.