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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

dred thousand of the chiyalry from
their selfimposed disabilities, and lift.
ing them into the majestic stature ofpos.
sible office holders.
The Liberals say that the Republicans
have "ruined the South, and deprived
the States of their sacred right of repre-
sentation. Just after the Presidents no.
tiication that he had signed the am.
nesty act was received, Mr.. Rogers was
sworn in as member from the Fourth
North Carolina District, thus making u
full Congress, every State being com.
pletely represented.
Which is the reform party? The
party that grumbles? Or the party that
ACCOMMODATES ?-ChicaQo Post.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

A FRENCH pastor gives the following
picture of his wife's style of house
keeping: A soft.boiled egg made a
meal for the elders of the party, and in
it each child dipped its piece of bread
by turns. In summer the one egg in
common was replaced by cherry,
which the mother rubbed over each per
sons slice of bread and tolerable re-
specable effect was produced by the
slight rose.tint spread over the surface.
This proceeding was all the more in
genious as it provided the resource Of
dry bread, to be inflicted as a punish
ment when needed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

RED CLOUD, Red Dog, and other SAN
culinary Sioux were thrown into state
of frantic CONSERVATION in New York
the other morning. They were quietly
snoozing in their beds, when the yell OF
a milkman arose from the street below,
they jumped out of bed simultaneously,
seized their tomahawks, raised the war
whoop, and prepared 10 scalp the whole
civilized world They mistook the
milkman's bowling for the war.whoop
of hostile band of savages.'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28
REASONS WHY
PERRY DAVIS
P Al k|LLER
Best Family Medicine of the Age,
Is THE

btOb uhilJ 4hOuiNlhO vi tHO IL ~.
Aud why it should be kept always near at hand
LIST PAIN KILLER il the most certain Cholera cure
that medical science has produced.
2nd PAIS-KuLER, as Diarrhea and Dysentary
remedy seldom II ever fails.
3rd PAISK KILLER will cure Champs or pains in any
part Of the system. \ sing,e dose usually effects
azure.
fth PAIN KILLER will cure and
II used ding TO directions.
9Th PAIN KILLER is almost never failing fer
sudden colds. coughs, etc
9th PAIN KILLER has proved "A sovereign remedy for
Fever and Ague, and Chill Fever; it has cured
the most obstinate cases.
eth PAIS-KILLER liniment is uHequaled for
Frost Bites Chilblains. Burns, Bruises, Cuts,
SIrains, etc.
oth PAIN. KILLER has cured cases OF Rheumatism
aud Neuralgia, alter years standing.
9TH PAIN-kIILER will destroy Boils, Felons, Whit
lows, Old Sores, giving relief from Pain alter
the first application.
10th PAIN-kIILER cures Headache and Too thaohe.
18th ?AIS-kILLES will save you days of sickness and
many dollar IN time and doctors bills,
18th PAIN KILLER is purely vegetable preparation.
safe TO keep and in every family. The simplicity
attending its use together with the variety
diseases that be entirely eradcated by it, aud the
great amount Of pain aud suffering that can be
allevated through ats use make IL Imperative upon
remedy, aud TO keep IL always near at hand.
The PAIN-KnLER ia now known aud appre-
ciated IN every quarter Of the globe. Physicians
society have found in II relief aud comfort. Give 1t
trial.
BE sure and buy the genuine. Every Druggist
and nearly every cUHntry grocer throughout the
laud keep It Tor sale.
ss- Directions accompany each bottle
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28
Can't Swallow Greeley.

During the recent pow.wow of the
Wisconsin Democracy, at Milwaukee,
Capt. futile, Kenosha delegate. threw
bomb-shell into the ranks of the un.
terrified. Upon the introduction of a
resolution indorsing the Chappaqua Sage,
Capt. futile spoke his mind in the
words following
Mr.. CHAIRMAN / introduce resolution
To appoint committee of one from each Con-
gre, sional district of the State of Wisconsin TO
eternally bury the Democratic party. [Great
hissing.l Gentlemen (pointing to the stars and
stripes over the patform), then tear that flag
down-that Haunting lie, and let us crawl into
our dens. CONTINUED Kissing Gentlemen,
will you elect a man who has called us every
thing man could call us a.? l have been voter
for forty-one years, and have always voted the
Democratic ticket, and shall the Democratic
party of the State of Wisconsin vote for man
who has called us everything under Gods
heaven Cunning around under great excite
ment) Gentlemen, for Gods sake don't do it..
Increased hissing.l / repeat, / move that a
committee of one from each Congressional dis
tiict be appointed TO eternally bury the Demo-
cratic party" [Great confusion, Misses and
.eers.
DoN'T you think Greeley stock Is
going up? Certainly-in fact it has
gone up, higher nakite.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

WHETHER for use on man or beast, the
Merchants Gargling Oil will be found an
invaluable Liniment, and worthy of use by
every resident in the land. We know of no
proprietary medicine or article now used in
the United States which shares the good will
of the people to greater degree than this
~ Y Independent
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

A NOVELTY IN PAPER CoLLARs.-The
Elmwood Collar is made with folded edges, a
fine cloth surface, and is the best imitation of
linen collar ever worn. Ask for it at the
Gents Furnishing Stores ICON.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

HABITUAL constipation leads to the
following results: Inflammation of the kid
news. sick and nervous headache, biliousness,
dyspepsia, indigestion, piles, loss Of appetite
and strength all of which may be avoided by
being regular in your habits, and taking, say
one of Parsons Purgatiye Pills nightly, for
four or six weeks.-[Com.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

The purest and sweetest Ced.Liv
Oil in the world is HAZARD K CAswELL's,
made on the sea- shore, from fresh, selected
livers, by CAswELL, HAZARD & Co., New
York. 1t is absolutely pure and stoeet Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians have decided it superior
TO any of the other oils in market.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

The proportion of protesting Chris
tians to the population of this country
is one TO eight. There are 81 900 clergy
men.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

THROUGH trains from st. Louis to Lit
tie Rock are promised before October.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

TO CONsuMPTIyEsIi


To CONSERVATIVES y
The advertiser, having been permanently cured Of
that dread disease. Consumption by a simple remedy
IL anxious to make known his fellow sufferers the
means OF cure. TO all who desire it, he will send .
copy OF the prescription used free Of charged with
the directions for preparing aud using the same.
which they will hna SURF CURE FOR CONsUMPrIoN,
ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, and all Throat or Lung diff
culties.
Parties wishing the prescription will please address
Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON,
202 Penn street. near Lee ave-, WiamsburRh, y. \.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

PROVED ITS SUPERIoRITY.-Burnett's
Cocoaine for the hair has proved its SUI
periority over all other preparations.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

THE great popularity of the famous
Halford Leices III shire Table Sauce is owing
in part, TO its adaptation to all soups, fish and
meats, making each and all more delicious TO
the taste. This is really the prince of supe-
rior 1avors. For sale by all grocers.-[COm.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

JohnSon'S Anodyne Liniment may be
used to advantage where any Pain Killer is de-
sirable In cases of severe cramps and pains
in the stomach, it is undoubtedly the best ar
ticle that can be used.-[Com.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28
THERE was man in our town

THERE was man i'm our town
Aud he was wondrous wise,
He had pain from ear 10 ear,
Another between his eyes;
And when he saw he had Catarrh,
With all his might and main
He purchased Sage's Remedy
And has his health again.
is sold 10y druggists everywhere. -[Com.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28
Wilson Il MnrtOn.

536 % South Ada St.
CHICAGO.
General Wholesale Ag'ts
for the Jubilee, Temple.
Church, and Grand
Organs ~ NclOdcons,
on monthly, quarterly and
half-yearly paym'ts. Ter
ritory sufiic,ent,and terms
to make 10 an object for
AGENTS WANTED.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

LONELINESS on THE lNCREAsE.-A marked in
crease Of female oveness is the eye.de lighting
suit of the immense popularity which HAGAN's MAG
NoLIA BALM has obtained among the ladies of Amer
lea. Compilations radiant with snowy purity and
tnged with the roseate hue of health are commonly
met with whenever il is used. For the ssllow and
unwholesome appearance of the face and neck, which
utterly the effect of any personal
traction the owner may possess 10 substitutes that
clear, pearl.like complexion which IL such a trans.
cendeht charm in woman, and readers the roug hest
skin soft Genoa velvet. No ia more aston
ished than the person using il at the marvellous
formation which il effects in these particulars Com
CRIsTADoRo's EXCELSIOR HAIR DYE is the
and complete preparation of its kind in the
world it's effects magical its character harmless
its tints natural its qualities enduring.-[ Com
LIKE LIGHTNING are the miraculous cures
effected with FLAGG's INSTANT RELIEF Aches, Pains
Sprans, Bowel Complaints, etc, CANNOT EXIST If this
great medicine 10 used. Relief warranted, money
returned.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28

RUPTURE can be cured without suffer
ing. Elastic Trusses are superseding all
others. Before buying Metal Trusses or Sup
porters, send for descriptive circular to the
Elastic Truss Co., 6S3 Broadway, y. " Com.
UsEPrussing'sWhiteW ineVinegar,a superb
article Warranted pure. Preserves pick les.
-TCom.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1872-06-28
Cure for Whistling I'm Horses,

Put from 10 to 20 drops of spongia
tosta on the tongue of the animal IN the
morning and at night the same pro-
portion of Fowler's Solution, in the
same manner. Repeat alternately from
four to six weeks, giving more or less,
according to the severity of the case.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
A good thing is told at the EXPENSE OIL

A good thing is told at the expense Of
merchant in ueishboring town. One
Of the ministers Of the place was having
donation party, when Mr.-,ambitiouE
to appear liberal. marked four dollar
caster up to twelve dollars, and took it az
his donation, getting much credit for his
liberality. The next day the minister
called at the store with his twelve dollar
castor, stating that as they could not af
ford so expensive an article, he would b'
pleased to exchange it for its marked
value in other needed goods, and tht
ministar was soon vending his way home
ward, loaded down with a dozen dollars
worth of selected groceries
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
Words for the Young.

Young friends, education is to you
what polish and refinement is to the rude
diamond In its rude state, the diamond
resembles stone, or piece of charcoal
but when cut and manufactured, it come,
out bright and beautiful diamond, ana
is sold at great price. So it is with you
Education calls forth the hidden treasures
and latent brilliancies of your minds
which previously lie dormant and mac
tive, or, in other words, asleep. 1t cult
Yates and develops your understandings
and fits and prepares you for the duties
and responsibilities of coming years
which, we trust, will be years Of useful
uess-useful to yourselves, to your asso
ciates, and society at large.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
To Young Men.


Tt is easier to be good business man
than a poor one. Half the energy dis
played in keeping ahead that is required
70 catch up when behind will save credit,
give more time to business, and add to
the profit and reputation of your work.
Honre your engagements. If you prom
ise to meet man, or a certain thing, at
a certain moment, be ready at the appoin-
ted time. If you 90 out on business at
tend promptly to the matter on hand, and
then as promptly 90 about your business.
30 not step to tell stories in business
hours.
IF you have a place of business be
found there when wanted. No man can
get rich by sitting around stores and
saloons. Never "fool' on business mat
ters. If you have to labor for living,
remember that one hour in the morning
is better than two at night. If you em
ploy others, be on hand TO see that they
attend to their duties, aud to direct with
regularity, promptness and liberality. Do
not meddle with any business you know
nothing of. Never buy thing simply
because the man that sells it will take it
out in trade.
Trade is money. Time is money. 4
good business habit and reputation is al
ways money. Make your place of bust
ness pleasant and attractive; then stay
there to wait on your customers.
Never use quick words, or allow your
self to make hasty or uugentlemanly re
marks to those in your employ, for to do
so lessons their respect for you and your
influence over them. Help yourself, and
Others will help you. Be faithful over
the interest confled to your keeping, and
all in good time your responsibilities will
he increased Do not be in too great
haste 70 get rich. Do not build until you
have arranged and made good FONDA
tion. Do nOt-as you hope to work for
success-spend time in idleness Ifyour
time Is your own, business will suffer if
you do. If it is given to another for pay,
It belongs to BIN, aud you have no more
right to steal it than to steal money
Z. ojlising. Strive to avoid harsh
words aud personalities. Do not kick
every stone in the wath; more miles can
lie made day by going steadily on than
by stopping to kick. Pay as you go. A
man Of honor respects his word as he does
his bond. Ask, bat never beg. Help
others, when you can, but never give when
YOU cannot afford to, simply because it is
fashionable. Learn to say no. No neces
sjty Of swapping it out dog fashion, but
say 1t firmly aud respectfully. Have bnt
fev coufdants, and the fever the better
I-e soar own brains rather than those OF
others Learn to think and act for your
.sll. Be rigilant. Keep ahead, rather
than behind the timer Young man, cut
this out; aud it there is folly in the
argument, let US know.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
Make Home Beautiful.

You should spare no pains in beautify
ing your homes and improving the roads
that lead to them. What beautiful pic
ture is dwelling embowered in trees, its
dooryard filed with fragrant flowers, the
wooibine or the honeysuckle encircling
the door and windows How grateful to
the traveller is road free Of stones and
gulch es, ana shaded by the cleanly maple
or the grace elm Make your homes radi
ant within with every social virtue, an
beautiful without by those simple adorn
ments with which nature is everywhere
so prolific. The children born in such
homes will leave them with regret, and
come back to them in after life as pill
grinIS to a holy shrine the twon on whose
hills and in whose wales such homes are
found will live forever in the hearts of lis
grateful children.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
Girls.

1t is in the power of young girls to
make themselves very dear and very use.
ful to their married friends, and to ren
der them such services as are beyond all
price In times Of sickness and of sor.
row, the sympathy and presence of be
loved female friend are among the best OF
heavens gift while she who ministers to
the afflicted, is as much blessed as bless
iug. Let no young person stay away from
friend who is i'll or in ALLEGATION, from
the fear that her inexperience will render
her company undesirable all who have
strong affections, and ready power of
sympathy, can make themselves accep
table, and, in endeavoring to do so, will
increase their own happiness. Never let
mere convenience induce you to stay at
the houses Of persons whom you cannot
esteem by so doing, you bring on your
self an irksome obligation you take on
yourself the duties of friend, without
having the sentiments that would make
their discharge easy.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
A Man who Preferred Death to Marriage


Professor Flory, of Plattsburg, com
mltted suicide short time suce The
Burlington Free Press gives the follow
ing particulars Of the affair:
Professor Fory was to have been mar
red to a Miss Scribner, from Beck man
town, but, as the story is reported. he re
pented Of the engagement, and on Sunday
last went to the lake to drown himself
but as it appeared did not Tuesday he
became intoxicated in the early part Of
the day, and at noon was carried home
from Withcrel's and a doctor ,lled, who
gave him some medicine to quiet him
About the middle of the afternoon Mr
Scribuer. his wife and Flory's intended
called, at the house to see him, and the
doctor told them they could not see him
as he was sick, but they insisted on see.
ing him, and went in the house. Flory
hearing them jumped up and ran down
stairs into the basement, where there is a
family living. and told the man to 90 up
stairs and tell Scribncr that he had gone
out lie did so, and hurried back aud
found that Flory had left. He went i'm
mediately in search Of him, and found
him hanging by the neck, dead, in the
barn. lie at once called assistance and
cut him down, but life was extinct. His
nntimely death has cast sad gloom over
the entire village, as he was a man great
ly respected by all, and the last person
who was expected to commit such a rash
act. There are some dark rumors in cir
culation regarding the cause for the terri
ble act, and the facts will no doubt be
brought out at the inquest.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
CONT CROWD.

Don't crowd this world is broad enough
For you as well as me,
The doors of art are open wide,
The realm of thought is free.
Ofall earth's places you a"e right
To choose the best you can,
Provided that you do not try
To crowd some other man.
What matter though you scarce can count
Your piles of golden ore,
While he can hardly, barely keep
Gaunt famine from his door?
OF fwilling hands and honest heart
Alone should man be proud;
Then give him all the room he needs,
And never try to crowd.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
SUPERIOR MANNER /!
Wz@3SzsHU Wz@3Szss.H
Carriage, Wagon,

and, in fact, everything in his line of bu-
siness, at the shortest possible notice, and
on the most reasonable terms.
Carriages repaired, trimmed and paint
ed in the best style of the art.
Having first class material always on
hand, and none but frst-class workmen
engaged, the public are assured that none
but first class work will be turned out at
his shop.
In connection with his Carriage Shop
he has also a Blacksmith Shop, where
superior workmen will always be found
ready to attend to the orders of customers
The public are invited to call and ex.
anime his stock before purchasing else.
where. VALENTINE KAUTZ.
September 10, lS67-tf.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04
Clerks in New York Citv.

There is probably nothing more falla.
clous than the will o'-the wisp that is ever
aIluring our young men into the position
of clerk or salesman in METROPOLITAN
store Many young men in the country,
and mechanical pursuits in the city, envy
them, and are constantly applying for
such positions. Misguided, ignorant
young men They see the clerks under
the best circumstances. Perhaps when
on their summer trip, with city outfit
and loaded down with brass jewelry, they
make sensation. But there are no great.
er drudges in the land. The pay is small
and the toll is immense. Hundreds of
young men who crowd around for some
place IN tie city, don't know what they
are after, nor for what they are asking
few clerks do well, they rise fast and
get good pay, but this number is yery
small. These make themselves so nsefnl
that they cannot be dispensed with. This
class are ready to do any work that turns
up, and are cheerful aud obliging. The
rulers OF penitentiary are not more
severe than those of our large stores
Statesmen have to do the drumming after
the store is shut. 1t is no uncommon
thing Tor statesmen to be out till eleven or
twelve O'Clock at night drumming in the
busy season. The fines for misdirected
parcels or errors in change consume some
times months wages. Their pay is
small, and the chance of promotion not
brilliant. Few die and none resign
who hold lucrative positions those who
clerk 1t when young grow old in the same
toll. Life is treadmill, yet a vacancy
in the city will be sought for by crowds,
aud the advertisement for clerk will be
answered by hundreds.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04

DID you ever see a woman throw a
stone at hen? 1t is one of the mos
lndicrus scenes in every day life We
recently observed the process-indecd we
paid more attention than the hen, did fol
she didn't mind it all aud laid an egg
the next day as if nothing had happened
II fact, that hen will now for the first
tine learn that she served in the capacity
OF target.
The predatory fowl had invaded the
scared precincts of the flower bed, and
was iDdustriously peckiug and scratching
f5r the nutrious seed or the early worm,
blssially unconscious OF impending dan
ger. The lady now appears upon the
scene with broom, This she drops, and
picks up rocky fragment of the Silurian
age-"Thcy all do it."-seizing the pro
jectile with the wrong hand. Then with
malice aforethought, she makes the far
ther blunder Of swinging her arm per
pendiculariy instead of horizontally
whereupou the stone flies into the air, de-
scribipg an irregulluar, elliptical curve,
and strikes the surface on the earth about
as far from the hen as the thrower stood
1T the time and 10 course due west from
the sane, the hen then bearing by com
pass n. n. e. by e. half east At the sec
oud attempt the stone narrowly missed
that head of the thrower herself, who
seeing that any farther attempts of the
kind may be suicidal, does what she might
have done at first-starts after the hen
with an Md familiar waapon Tho NOR
al Of which is "stick to the broomstick I"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04

0loss and freshness Of youth. Thin
hair is thickened, falling hair checked,
and badness often, though not always,
cured by its use. Nothing can restore
the hair where the follicles are de-
stroyed, or the glands atrophied and
decayed; but such as remain can be
saved by this application, and stimu-
lated into activity, SO that new
growth of hair is produced. Instead
of fouling the hair with a pasty sedi-
ment, it will keep it clean and vigorous.
Its occasional use will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling off, and
consequently prevent badness. The
restoration of vitality it gives to the
scalp arrests and prevents the torma-
ton OF dandruff, which is often so un-
cleanly and offensive. Free from those
dcleterious substances which make
some preparations dangerous and iniu-
rious to the hair, the Vigor can only
benefit but not harm it. If wanted
merely for a HAIR DRESSING,
nothing else can be found SO desirable.
Containing neither oil nor dye, it does
not soil white cambric, and yet lasts
long on the hair, giving itSa rich, glossy
lustre, and a grateful perfume.
Prepared by DR.. J. c. Aver & Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS.
sent 2I-Iy ~
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1872-01-04

A young man wants to know what bus
mess he had better 60 into that will en-
able him to occupy high position in So
ciety Let him try the roofing business
in that trade smart man will soon get to
the top of the ladder.