The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1872-01-11

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iie Jh.ass Tie simplicity of Eye's summer
toiist oulr 70 - explained b. The fact
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a Young lady requested 70 be rrless-
"a from Der marriage engagement on the
ground that when sbs contracted Il, she
believed her lower 70 be- = dock, bat bas
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bounR men Who 70 woolug these
dafs must remember thsi gbe good viii
" their prospective mothcrs.lD.law great
b depends on their industry 10 cleaning
thsir boots before treading on the sacred
rarlor carpets
The Passport, tMej citizen who the
other night hlstook bis wife's yeast Jug
for his favorile little brown Jog, and took
long pull aud strong pull therefore,,
j. now rising man.
"A g. Louis lawyer attempted 10 try
case, The other day, while he wa half
drunk. but the iudge stopped him, say.
ing No lawyer can practice At two bars
u tie same time
n California man requested bis wife
IA . ballroom 10 hold the baby orauother
mans wife while be danced with the
ashy's molher-bul she would not hold
i some wives are too dlsobedlent to
put mp with.
a rural poet lndited some. 10 his
sweetheart, entitled kissed beg su5 rosa
Tho composition knew bet.sr Than that
aud set j up In printers Lslin-l kissed
her snub nosa,
Thomas, ssyi a father to h!s son.
don't lei that Girl make fool Of Won.
Look sharp, Remember the old adaee.
that Love u blind. Oh, that aIage won't
cash, said Tom. Talk about loves being
blind Why, see ten times As much In
he girl as you do
An lrishmsn, Who had been sick a
long time, was one day met b. the parish
priest when tho following conversation
took place Well, Patriot, am glad
You have recovered but were YOU no,
aisaid 10 meet your Gody o, no. your
rEereneei Il was meeting the other chap
that was afeared usl replied Pat.
An Euglishman writing to Virginia
Townsend, recently, by mistake address
ed u TO Philadelphia TOWNSEND. The
'eiler was seen By flicnd before bel, =.
mailed, and the writer was intorme, :,
als mistake. lie explained by 5, -
that he knew she bore tho name - ~
u the siates, that be hsd forgot - 49,,
one, bat thought /. was Philsd .,nh,.
--One Of our vicinity de ..ons ne.r,,
captured Eve boys who b "a heen dsyas
tatiug bis chestnut trees. an. s,nd,y a,
iernoou. Shaking his s.t af,er their re
treating forms he an oily shouted: Tn,
.neaking little devil Ifthaa hold of,en
one minute ID md then suddenly es
pyinE iis pastor on the scene, he impress
lively added pray for EN-.
Il high' ,stmsn named Balland, con
hoed IN ewgste prison, London, sen
ior 80 ,eitor to know how be oonld dc
iei bis trial, aud was answered: By get
ting Al spotheesry 10 make an afii iayi
q his Illness. This wa. accordingly don
So The following manner The dcponer
verify believes thar II the said !. Bal!an
j. obliged 70 take bis trial at the eusuiH
scsslon he will be In imminent danger {
h,t life. To which the learned Judge .
the bench answered. that he verify b,
lcivcd - too, The sial was ordered
proceed immediately
--sohool boys hear With pleasure OF d
decline IN the whaling busiues
"A cynical individual, on reading
pathetic stony Ia one Of The papers lateI,
noticed Ia bis memorandum book "a 70
love- Somebody whisiied. Teaehs
aslls Up biz boy on suspicion. Big 30
comes up and holds ont Bis hand, smile
and savage, Noble little boy comes maj
iaily toward and says; I'm the hos thi
whlsted, sif, a. the same time holdiu
ous his baud Teacher sinmers dow
ard lets them both 90 (siem - Mob
little boy thought teacher wouldn't Ii
blm II he told the truth, and be- knew Il