The Republican journal., 1872-07-25
Pills, Potions and Pungencles.

According to New orleans paper a prison
er arraigned before the recorder there was told
II really don't know whether had better fine
YOU 70 or $40; whats your idea about it -
Prisoner,-''I Your Honor, all have 10 plead is
that you will not set down augh in malice"
SYMPTOMS OF LIVER COMPLAINr AND OF
SOME OF THE DISEASES PRODUCED BY n. A
SailoW or yellow color Of skin. or yeowi>h
brown spots on face and other parts of body :;
dizziness and drowsiness with frequent head
ache; dizziness, bitter or bad taste in mouth,
dryneSS Of throat and internal heat !; papltation,
in many eases a dry teasing cough with sore
throat, unsteady appetite, raising of food, and
II choking sensation in throat distress. heavi-
ness. or bIoated or fun feeling about stomach
and sides, pain in sides, back or breast, and
about shoulders ;coc pain and soreness through
bowels, with heat; constipation, alternating
with frequent attacks of dialrh;na; piles, flatu-
lenre. nervousness, GOODNESS of eNtremitieS f.;
rush of blood to head, with symptoms Of apo
pleNy. numhneSS of limbs, especially at night :;
cold chillS alternating with hot flashes, kidney
and urinary difficulties female weakness and
irregularities, with dizziness. low spirits. unso-
rlabilitv and gloomy forehodngs. Only Il few
| of the above symptoms are likely to be present
in any case at one time. All who use DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery for Liver
Complaint and its complications are loud in its
praise. Sold by all druggists everywhere. G0l
paper out West presents the following
has the loothache, the devil is drunk, the press
| ont of order, and we amt well ourselves, so
excuse poor paper for his week only.
TIE HUMAN ROOF AND ITS TFATCHING. II
| the man deserves well of his country who makes
| two blades of grass grow where only one grew
| before, surely he who produces a glorious crop
of hair on a comparatively barren scalp deserves
| the hearty thanks of the obliged party. All
! honor. therefore. to PROFESSOR f. T. LYON
| for unqueStionahly, his renowned kArHAIRoN
| acconpllShps this object. Gentlemen whose
| Whl>ktrs are shy of making their appearance in
| force. or the ibers of whose moustaches dis.
close those "magnilicent distances" for which
| Washington City was once so famous, will find
| this HAIR PERSUADER the most wonderful en-
courager of librous development that has ever
| yet been invented. Both sexes are advised &c
use it, as, by al odds, 1t is the best article for
| improving the growth and beauty of the hair
keeping il free from Scurf and dandrutf, pre-
venting il from becoming harsh. dry and gray
| giving it rich gloss, and endowing 1t with
| tleNibiiity-that Toilet Chemistry has ever
evolved from the vegetable kingdom.
A baby lately had the misfortune 10 swallow
| the contents OF AN ink-bottle. Its mother, witt
| wonderful presence of mind, Immediately aI
| ministered Il box of steel pens and two sheets
| of fooscap paper, and the child has felt WRITE
| inside ever since.
Renne's Pain Killing Magic Oil is an excel
lent remedy for toohache, headache, and many
| other kinds of pain. All our readers would do
| themselves IL great favor by keeping II on hand
| for use, and see how quick ten or "A dozen drop,
will cure collie pains, gwen to your children
s. A. Howes d Go. wholesale agent.
A little girl went into drug store the Other
| day, and said to the proprietor i'm half wills
per. "Il Il little girl haint got no money. how
much chewing gum do you give her for moth
| ing 2"
A HOUSEHOLD RLMEDY. No family shoult
| he without some etlicacious remedy for the cure
| ofalections, so universally prevalent as coughs
colds. sore throat. whoopng-cough, and Group
some remedy. too, which can be relied upon
as safe, sure and certain. DIR. WiSer's Balsan
of Wild Cherry combines this desideratum.
| A Canadian editor announced that she had :
| keen rarier to prick all fools and knaves." His
| contemporary over the way said he hoped hi,
friends would take it from him, for he might
| commit suicide.
| There is no description Of nervous malady
kidney bladder or glanduar disease, mental OF
physical debility, diabetes, gravel. rheumatism
or female complaints generally, that will no
succumh to the genial and comforting curative
properties of SMoLANDER's EXTRACT OF BU
fCHU.
! A female barber 'out West" has retired from
business on account of the arrival of ''littlt
shaver"
1 | strongly recommend the use of Fellows
Compound Syrup of IiypOphosphItrs to I'LL wh'
ksufer in any way from disease or Weakness o
$he Lungs, Bronchial Tubes, or from genera
j. w. SCOTT, M. ID. Gagetown, N. b.
A country newspaper, speaking of blind fid
dler. says: although he can't see, he can
saw"