Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-10-19

departure" rooster is sick.
Back door belles-pretty servan
maids.
Private earing-Listening at Ike!
hole.
ri How to keep your head clear-Shav'
every hair of.
The most steadfast followers of OH
fortune-our creditors.
i A new name for the Grecian bend i:
the back-stoop. -...
Our business houses are preparing fol
a good fall and winter trade.
| Fifteen hundred people are homeless;
in Manistee, Michigan.
| The Beaver Argus is among our best
weekly exchanges.
4 Some of the early sown wheat looks
well.
Cider making is now in full blast, and
applebutter boilers are having stirring
times.
The season for library societies, SPELL
ings, singings, &C., is rapidly approach
fling. a-Fl,. ..f'+
The next "new departure" the De-
mocracy of Wayne will take, will be
the departure from the county offices.
Isn't it funny to see a lady with both
hands in soft dough and a mosquito on
the end of her nose?
"This is sweeping catastrophe" as
the man said when his wife knocked
him down with broom.
The State has gone twenty-five thou
sand Republican. Where now is the
new departure Ashland Union.
The show windows of most of our
stores are filled with attractive speci-
mems of fall goods. -.t .s--.. -t.s...f
Careless feed, irregular, drink and
rough usage after hard service, cause
most of the complaints from which
horse flesh suhers. ~
Great preparations have been made
for the Inauguration of DR.. Noah Por-
ter as President of Yale College, at
New Haven, Conn.
A guest at Western hotel, finding
long hair in the butter, ordered the
waiter to bring him some abald-headed
butter.'
The Tuscarawas Adrocate says the
Democratic lease upon the Auditors
office expired on Tuesday, of last week,
at O'Clock, M.
Drought is the complaint from all
quarters. The roads are very dusty,
and the cisterns are nearly or quite
empty.
A paper says: "One of the prettiest
4 sights the human eye ever rested upon
is gold in its liquid state."s The human
eye in this vicinity would be satisfied if
it could see any it its solid state.
Rev. G. A. Hughes, of the Methodist
church, preached in the Presbyterian,
Sunday evening. He will preach in
that church each Sunday evening until
Mr.. Milholland's return. a.
A very destructive fire broke out at
Windsor, Ont, on Thursday night, de-
stroying a very large amount of proper
ty. The Detroit fire engines went to
their assistance.
Some wag says the crime OF jerking
the hair out of your wife's head is not
so sinful as it formerly was. 1t is just
as ungentlemanly as ever, but it doesn't
| hurt as it used to.
Here is the chorus of a new comic
song. 1t will soon become popular,
therefore commit it to memory:
"squeedge me Joe, squeedge me Joe.
It's Orful jolly, and that you know.
Squeedge me Joe! squeedge me Joe,
And il you love me, tell me so.
A love letter, picked up in Spring
field, had the following paragraph ::
My best loved one, chawed the post
age stamp on your last letter all to
thunder, because l knew you licked it
on"
The evenings are growing long, and
why cannot a Musical Society or Asso-
citation, consisting of young and old.
be formed in our town? What think We
of it, music-lovers? Can't something
be done?
Judge Dirlam was elected to fill the
Judges bench in Ashland and Mans
field district, over T. J. Kinney of Ash
land. Dirlam's majority is about four
hundred. Well done for district that
hitherto has been Democratic.
For something new and interesting
in music, we refer our readers to piece
in Hearth and Home of Oct. 81, entitled
"Three Blind Mice" If You don't
laugh when you see it, we miss our
guess. This excellent family paper is
growing more and more interesting.
Children almost go wild over some ofits
funny things eii""--'- u % -G-V
A travelling auctioneer has been hold
ing forth on the Public Square for sew
eral days past, and has pocketed quite
number of dollars. People will buy at
auction whether they pay less or more
than they can buy the same goods for
from our own merchants. Such is hui
man nature. Always reaching for
bargain. l5 &. Il ti{ ..
The defOrmity of women's feet is in
consequence of the hideous style of
shoes lately prevalent, is said by sur
geons and shoemakers to be terrible.
Bunlons, corns, and swelled joints are
universal, and in many cases permanent