The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-08-12
VARIETY.

uFFaoos<-paper-A marriage certificate.
" 20 get along welI-HaVe it dug deep.
D.Thv Is intoxieation like a wash boWl?"
+ ods s6hbO. Case it am de BASIN
4s dear.' remarked Punch, is expression
,r man and wife at the commencement of
91& Baa ~.
Uazma, 4" said a little boy who had been
dry towel before the fire, 81 is il done
SaI4ts brown2" fS
ld7 said that before she was married her
81 was riddle to her, but now he was an
~ fcross stick.
N is the first chicken of a brood like the
y X n4Rt Of vessel? Because it is a little for
81 Billings uttered great truth when he
- 1e who by his biz would rise, must
Hirst or advertise
~ f1sl .nits two hearts in closer bonds than
|k\\ FiLlef ever can and common suffering is
|AsSA \ErsaE link than common joy.
Ps4A bs cen said that Adam is the only man
F. ~ ~ = zaunted his wife with his mothers
+ - an culinary accomplishments.
EDn.Irvng tells us there were periods
|SSi1 fik5=4en TO produce intellectually was an
EA1bllt. The only way for him then was
be mad lie fallOw.
|UHl L5- b ~ it; labor is to be enlightened, in
c1eds frined and capital must give the
|xVIyG 50 aid, q both will be involved in ruin.
No raar in England thinks of blacking his
m Boots, said a selEsuficient EngIishman to
lin h<n lincoln. '' w hose boots does he
u Ws the quiet rejoinder of the Pres-
|reat " va lot aware that you knew him. said
<ni<h 70 an Irish friend the other day
NJ ~ 1I4lt said he in tone which compre-
The knowledge of more than one life, '
|, Of <in 4hen his father was boy.''
fber4 was |, ma said little urchin to
l lied CHS as he stood gazing at his drunken
|quto se 7usffate father SO where l when you
|ek Ip AP'pA 43 Why didn't you take me along
re picked out a better than he is.''
N'n'' nan is unable to tell the time of day
hing and Hzteh, because there are itvo hands, and
- D:TT Tiekns know which-ter-believe," it is
1lre sign that he has partaken of more
eOlOrs' t9s than his nature requires.
h, cuf{ .FidegroOn-'' More money, madam
nv Oh Have you forgotten that my
'29oognt everything you possess the
l. Imperia. -'s }pu stand imp" Fair BRIDE" No.
Ekey Toss - se l forgotten that your money
|s, anus IN It.
|nd<s'en' Il. u England being annoyed by the
i, 49, Il a. 70 the superiority of English /
White Hos bad al in Boston dG, Oy declaring that
AIpacea 81 e,e'z enew gum seven different Ian
WITH oct eyes shut -""
bsom s:s .,.t: j: an, an e: eccentric genius, who
4te allowing is related of b;1. "Ss'
y shirs, ssa man on the rosd u MN MN " One
/ c 4 OF slek and aged littIe ro'1
I. alton, Look here. niIor;ru' jruie9
ssa ,;o1 s Tsrss fDt would give eight bundled al
Feather Do 4. 2so- m see tne9 mules WHY ey.
r9 r1n, startled by such an uney,ao.as
seed e luck, yeou daon't saw so W1
hes blind man. said Tro,,..o
Hemp ca -. savs that fer v,-;t;n-,.
&# children, and still another 60
|1I inch - both aside and built a third on
Fsrs, ;5rS. scences of Some Pleasant Char
and Tubs. fiet." This, he says, covers his
|s. -. *nee-kings, humorists, lunatics.
and this alone he proposes to
and Stsn's iycsen aequaintances next winter.
ocOIass, - tAf--A merchant came into print |
one dey, and seeing a nile of rarsrs sa1.s
ne ,a.'e' 1t being publishing dav. un- |
Esr. 2a+if Deiped himself to a copy and said
PPese you don't take any nav for s;,s inst
Eine5fp aiu Iue printer entered the mer- |
cuis = IN 81 f and called for pound of -
|Iaretn 81, 81, faiekly weighed out to him Tbe
rornSis siors sas fbe raisins, saying:
Eaif srrsss ), you don't charge when fellow
|rcks sssr ONE pound?''
c...,oitOa ~. the grocer, after seeing the dis
Tins, er which he was placed bv his
ooEs, , Col 3oerality toward the printer. and
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