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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
LIVE STOCK MARKETS.

PRpAY Nav 2BEKvE-Avs OF fresh cattle today $50 he'd
- Coz muupsv at ehunired ST. ami Weehawken
mssug 500 for the week Quite good Of yesterdays arrivals
D. ,osy bat not al disposed Of There thadOV II
tr,vnnt good a ,ce cling Il l2i 0l23c lot Of 80,
b near lzc one csrt cNI R.e 80 = cSt The tops
90 i3lljl-
CyEs t. lower than yesterday State calves selling al
siu6c
>HEEr LASBs-Aras to-day ncutiBg in late Yesterday
then reported 10 Fote bth It AZ Cownupaw and
tccn Frget and thauberns mgkng 6' head and com
the Wek Trade extremely doll sleep depressed aud
rs 4 lover selling 0lc FOR Western and lOdl2lc
Jere7s Dot extra 81 n reaching DC vr small por-
sheep sold; % Ohio 80 n 5!c lG2 do 93 b.
tDVar ab 81 No. lie 81 Ohio SO No. &c. l0Jerseys 81 70 l2c
HlGsArnrs to-day IS at Cnmunpag, and FOrteh-t,
dressed are without change selling
ta5. I've etsnced 70 O q5sc Illinois, To- sell
lBg a. IS 81. All q Of is %, al 5e
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
TIE STATE OF TRADE.


1870 i-s aay Sgso a m-Cotgn opened steady sidaths
- p H. - hladt1g Orleans, 10 sales OF the week rs o@
ir export and H. go speculation stock IN port yl3OOe
Amerosn Actual export rs %, bsi.s ~ '''' '
2 - The total Of bnhOn in The Bank Of England
~ aogut unprecedented the annals Of the Bank
LopN us " T. C0nsols 93l for both
y 1857. s2l TrrF01ies ~ 10y ' ' ~ ' ~'
fBASKFoKT NAV G-R,eurg-rr,,8 e., py- 1so,,, ko.d,
oosd 81 p 90 the issue Of 1852 ' ""' ~
LONDON Ma -2 m-Cono on ,qq, e., 18Th r,o,av .,A N.
account An nan ies unchanged
LiYEKPO1L EaY s- u.-WLesi l0loatt1 ~, ga. H., r.,,
x een splg 5 for Red Winter; rec pts of Wheat for
% part three "a 0S quarters, 5000 Ameresu Corn 9gJ -
quarter Tor New Lard ~ cat Tie Tor Yarns and PLes
s.anete iuf. 'N' "-- A~"''o
L3SbOS, May 1870 HCOrsos closed At s3 for money and
49, for ,hg account Jle4 hsos FEeseHy bonds I85 aI.
l., Old ~ loJ7 81 T,h-FOrues %. ' - W.
LnEKiD0L, May A-f:@ D. m--Coti0u closed quiet. NiidIDf
LrnS .1 M+4hlg Orleans Id; sales Of dsy 2 gO balrs
N g 500 bales or export and sJeeusou stock Of Cotton al
- bound . s por 4DUU eae zODO american Ss az Cotton
a. "a early RON Charleston Savannah have bea d N 7i
81 hdchnr. Rhine Petroleum ma per gallon.
L'ADys Nay lbisl.eu 4J 6a4j a1S
81 Tor No y Dctoh standard O tue pot -
HoNboA hty gtvenng-Csicuta Lnseed Gjde3 6l Spirits Of
!. u.ire s. 81. . " F
LytEfoo3 ny 2s-Evetng-Corer SEED 45aRj q ewt for
LyEsoIL NJ 8-Avd bng Jane Goodyesr from New Orleans
1h = eil 5Jlues - Cotton; % ur5u from Mobile Apnl
~ SIN % bass u lotion bais Eleanor from GaesLOD Apnl
~" tales % Cotton LeDha0F from EeoOroans Esy TO- With
ne q" Gallon steamer H s. from EeSYork
l. EKuJL May 1AuiyeiSLps Csrous Msgnus Mobile April
~ "H 'f!J 80 Of tpOB ssIahsl ADn H. with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27


PROysIOSs-Pork moderate demand to-day and without shy
pces The close ey the sales Job
lots IS 5J0 Sl6 for New Ness 81 80 for City
Prime Mess for iuture delivery the
l. little stesd 800 bbs
SIS 6l for June Sl515 80 bb for June
6bl June 6i $50 bis for June at 81 G4
hb July SIS IS ar1 the SPOT go bills Western Pne
Is Beef is In light demand and prices nonaly
read; 100 Tbs $3 for Plain Mes and S3dsH 80
Beef dull but prtes Thangd sales
$2J9+25 for Prime Mess and so 94Z7 Or ln9 Ness
Beef Hams have regular market st present beyond he refill trade
bbs S23d427 50 for Western Cut Meats held with
the Light weights bat be densbd not very
tye; bids 7d7lc for Shoulders ard HE Tor
UaF Bellies 5! and 30 10 do DO ID bu at t
Bacon request and the msrkd heavy SAFES go boxes
L. AID 100 boxes Western Long Clear % sc Dressed
Hos a. dull hut steady 605c for City Lard moderately active
hot prices love- sales $50 bh and t1s at &c
or 80 sgasc City ~ dilc for fair prime Steam and lc
Tor Rendered. delivery the market IL lower sales loo
tQlc July. and ic for August 400 s on toe spot az
e; IS fgr June lc 80 @ for july al It, and o tS
for August AZ llsc 80. ...-.. -,
Refined ono huls May At 2sti zO bhl~
Go 10 25c and $500 bbs deliverable til June TO-
pie Case oil steady Al 4a2'c 10 Philadelphia Low ojs,
NJ. sold eally % 2Jic the market closes az -'tc
RICE-Dome,tc cemau % tes Carolua at
y.c Torisnis fairly active sales, 800 bags Rsrgoon al aiG
az 40 hays Patna at q ABE. -
p hds Martinique 90{, with other sales reported both
hts nd ho1es private Refined moderately scuye
STEtRIN active ftles, rs tc g. s1on II We
TALLDW moderately and steady sales 40 bbs al 5H9c
3, tu aud heayy sale Of 20 bbs reported at sy4c
We quote al 5J1S 4c
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
RECEIPTS OLE PRODUCE.

PEI North R,ltr Ytsss and Railroads.
NAY 26-3 pigs BeesvsI 200i bales Cotton l4 bills Copper
50 Conner g0 bls Eggs. 9Z4 bbs Flour lg1 3Sj bush
Wheat hus Corn BUSH Oats - bhl Beans o bb
Meal s5 Meal bh FaIsed 70 90 bbsh Malt % bales Hemp
u b bi Hides sides Leather, A. bbh Sut. TGrpen
uae M bb Hou ~ pg Cut Meat. 800 tc Lard, 6 leg Lar
5ss Bllrt 2JT Cheese " pkgs Grease III pkgs Oh
eae Dolls Lard d pks Taow, ll9 bags Peanuts q bali che 4
les SO bbs WHISKY u bales WOs so boxes Starch rs kds
Tobacco, 2. W bO1es and oasvs Tobacco.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
90 f)hom II man Concern

NOTICE to CREDIT0RS.-NOtice Is hereby
giyen according law I'll persons having CLAIMS Against
AINSOS ROBINSON he OF IN. town Of soua Putnam County
Neslo deceased that they required to exhibit The sane NTH e
snes thereof the subscriber the Excegor 81 tie last VII end
o. said deceased bis p.ce Of nscg Number
u broad street the city Of heNlork before the 10Th day Of
hoVemoer thoussnd eight ded su
tlis 10Th day ofMsy A. D. 1871 COLEMAN T ROBINSON,
Brseutor Of, ", Of AhnsoH Robinson, deceased.
ITO PR0PRIETORS OF SMELLING WORKS.
ne owner Of quarry Of very quality Of LIMESTONE for
sax would he enge all he raise deliver the lire Of
raiiosd In the state Of NewJerey Address T. H. Tribune OMce
VHE DEPT. OF PUBLIC PARKS gives mo-
tee that he FREE DUMP at the Battery will
SATURDAY, 9th inst.
Once Of Dept. ofPGbie PARKS, May Is 1871.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27

bales Of Cotton Antarctic Newoeans April H. with 9 bales
Cation Pontiac H. with 2Ji bales of Cation Fred
erc Svsunsh Ayr % with 9l3 bales Of Cotton Bars Long
April a. h 87 bales Of Coion Jerome Jones san
nah Anil "a bales Cotton Mary Doweson Ne~ofes
Ami T53 hsles Cotton; Island Queen Galveston Apn ~
loo bales Of Cotton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
ERIE RAILWAY.-TRAINS Leave Depot

IL foot Of Cbamberst and foot Of 2Jdt, iolloss:
leave Chamlers-s " a;O
o. m D. daily Leave 2st s:i5 1898 m and 3i9
Gi5 NJ daily New improved Drawing Room Coaches
accompany hroughtO Buffalo sud bnie
connecting oesye Sleeping Coahes running
through CeveDI and Sleeping Coaches he
II SasGuehanna suspension Bridge the 3;Jl
train New-Yora supen.ou Bridge and the tran from
New-York Bao Suspension Bridge and Cincinnati Az EmraIi
For Port Jerys and way 500 AM 40 ds, 7i5
i:l5 ~ -.
m ln 35 p ms aud SUNDAYS only $3.50 ga St, s;l3 NJ
ForOtsyls and Nay Ills M. l2dst q ID A. M
For Nburgh and Wag at 800 800 and sO p M lI st. $50
m 1913 and s:lJ
and WAY, ron 2ds Depot o't 800 end u -
n; s5 345 Sis Gi5, and t:5 p From ChambeHst De.
pot Gas 10 M 2 'l5 5:l5 ti5. 1913 p m and u
midnight.
For ackensscE and H,dae from 2}t Depot =, a:i5 NJ and
t5:l5 5:4a ami t From CLsmbesst Depot 800
a m and |. T. ISIS s. and EB:+S p m. a., . .o,.
For Pen1on Mack Tmans and W ay rcm 2dst Depot atyo
M las 1878 4:l5 5:l5 ani i6j From Chambersst De
pot At l:3 $780, SIS fi:, 5;l5 AID to:J0 NJ ADD
SATURDAYS only. tl2 mdn GIT. a.
Tickets for Passage Ap,rtents In Dsyin Room and Sleeping
Co,ces be obtained and for the checking and transfer Of Bag
ga, nav left oces M 59 and l Broasay 10
1,mberss, q Crenvh l2jtast and Tliraye Harlrm
38 Fuon Brooklyn Bro d. WILL urgh; Depos foot OF
Can6erst o23 NewYors an Long Dock Depot Jer.
sev Ctr al ofh Agents the principal hotels. - . -
L. D. RUCKER, Ma l., WV; H. BARR
Geul supt III .rr. 1eu f1Ss At
~ NJ. L,rIv
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
.1nASY LIVE STOCK MARKET-Mnr 2s.

ALBANY LIVE STOCK MARKBT-May@
CseNarket que receipts exceed Of last week 10 THIS date
hut few BUYERS present tends down and &C. of the prices Of at
ek thoagh half made quality ofedi the range IS
from 81 TO Tie doing in Mich Cows from SO 10 $40
with moderate receipts Sheep market dull and TO &C. lowers serage
ousy good; prices range ii &c No sales hogs receipts large
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27


CKER>-Sas GOO boxes Extra No. At 81 4Od ~ 20
GRlIN-Tle lager arrivals and greater dmness in ireghis ave
tue he advantage The demand fir FOR Iug at TIE concession
Winter fair dnard full AT the close the mar
early the day. shippers taxing
complete the freight eBgsremen sales sS
81 FOR Mixed Spring; 81 ga Il 81 for No Cmcsso
S;rnc; ~ 41U-l ~ FOR No. Mwaukee 81 20 oT NJ" Mi
Amber Westerns ~ GA 81 bs for Amber 81
Mich ~ O. for White CaBaia in bond; ~ %
1907 bot close strong
ss SOo hush NV Ohio 68d6 track. and O8G6gc, Sho
s,-t; State az Gfoa Rye is cuI ard
beaver sales bush 81 H. sh0st Corn is irregular ard
IN supply Dry better and much wanted 10
engagements sss 3t01 bush Damp and Unsound st O. a.
5c Mixed raises Western White at 'bc Western Aei'
low At i07tc Southern fellow az l6c- ~
GUSNE>-Bags are quiet ljc Cloth firm a. 8dl83e
STEADY 81 for Shipping and 81 OG 81 70 Tor Retail
lots Stuws quiet but prices ve7y firm at II " or Long he AM
& 80 for Short Co.
IENP is quiet Int prices unchanged
at lO03c for good grades new
on sred dull and nominal
NDiGO-Ony hgh demand bat prices nOminsIy unchanged
Bengal per H. gold 81 3oa 50 10 Guaems...sl Oods 81 20
.das currency. O50 % Caracas OG ~
hsnla Sod........ Goa ~ -. -. -.
MOLASSBS dull and rather heavv; sales 22 hhis ties Cuba
suction 50 bb n O. 81 63a64e and 20 IBIS ST. 55053lc
NAVAL STORES-Thre has been moderate demand for spirits
Turrtue sales 50 hbl, in ward at lc 20 bbl o. this side at
SIDE AID = bh, gt supply;
quote ~ GD0 y 20; other kinds unchanged Tar
hrn al 81 t50s2 q for Washington and Wilmington.
OfS-ude fair demand and the market steady
quiet prices unhsrg quote at 4O0ie for
Ls ed steady Sc for casks from cruhers hands
Ia other Oils We have feature To note trade continuing dull We
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
financial

Il CHOICE
CITY AND COUNTY BONDS,
PAYING FROM
10 TO 10 PER CENT,
FREE OF ALL TAXES.
INTEREST COUPONS PROMPTLY PAID sBMI-ASNUALLY IN
| NEW-YORK.
FIRsTCLASs SECURITIES OF UNDoUBTED CHARACTER
' BELOW PAR.
O' INSURANCE BANK AND GAS.LGlIT STOCKS, -
IECIUpING AN EXTENSIVE VARIETY OF FIRST MORTGAGB
ROAD , AND - PER CENT GOLD BONDS FOR SAFE
AND PROFITABLE INVESTMENTS, AT Low RATES.
FOR SALE BY 49, .-,~,o,.xy
ALBERT II. NICOLAH,
BANKER STOCK BROKER and AUCTlONEER Al PlNESI, NY.
n B.-FIRsT-CLAsS INVESTMENT SECURITIES PAYING
LARGE RATRs OF INTEREST A SPECIALITY WITH THIS
HOUSE FOR MANY YEARS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
NETWORK AND NEW-HAvEN RAIL-

n ROAD.
cS SSES5 Ss" ASS ~ i55i.
Passenger station in New iOk. corner Of Tsen,yseVenht and
fo'''h TRAINS IEAyE q NM
For Ns.,Have1 al5 bnagepo T. (EI), uoa NJ l2:l9 EIl
For For ao st so S i' fa i s0ahpor, and wc.tpo O
m 5:tS ~ s;P P r. I2.l, AIR., ga; 40
QEI.j $50 $50 aud 5 TX ) p. N. =
For stanford !, lEI) 1880 2l5 (EI) 25 gu
For Grensh and intermediate sauOa, l. lJoa as S:''
s1pIy IA. Tam cave. Twenty sventl, SevYOr p
Boston via both sPnHfcrs olSscr r. TFly
for Boston, VIA SPnn.ted 5 ?. N, aal 81 IN
FOR iair,a, m R:i5 H. Montreal
For iiafoTi FTo'idcn-e and F,hn Raoi g:s
For Shore Line RAILWAY at TO AorSe1 ana ro''n'ei i'
For SegHssa and Northampton aAlo,d ga m H. to North
For Sea Hsysa Middleton and wimanc Railroad TAR Iaes.
For TioassoHc Rairoad a and .w...
For For b Sa9saSG al Is so2 2 h5,s a..
For NewCInalu R lroad I, M ~ ~ ~ am S az r. Sen,
day Mail Tram ether ne a. u0 or ' Sash, t
NETWORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON
~ RIVER ns leave tn reths. a. follows;
CHICAGO bfpress, v, Drl.og room ear Nth ,oo,0
1880 special oas% E1p'e'' fast tan win D"''S 100"
Ii a n northern All Western Express With DnSngro@ cans
t'C0S Montreal Express On Sa,ara,ys additional tfn
% % Fin: PSale EIprs wh SleepngeAr for watsrOTH
'iS' Ps Es.T With ss g Gr RGes,,'!
Is for 81 Ions Toledo; aud Louisville, IadAHapo IO'
t,sir rjIl leave on SUNDAYS q. D. n.
NJ J. No. Lucl EKprss, Vita Inush sleepngoaT+
o. fud Bn NJ Or
IA M an. 3 o. 10. Po1ghk-epae trains ...
81 A n H. v 4Ij AMI 6;l, p H.. PcekskI trains
9.ic yo5 and l. a H. I:JJ as. 5:lo ao All Lao p
Snday VA rrns-JJ H.. ami YOskes sPecaL 9
& Ii. KESDRICK, Gen raj Passenger geat
Hew.York, MAJ Is. 1871 "
NEW JERSEY RAILROAD-FROM FOOT OF
~ DEsBROsSks-sT from foot Of CoRTLASpfSr-thANGB
or HOUR commrucIg My -, S-to " ESI PHILADELPHIA,
A. $50 and l2:So aoc s. so = $50 m Y night.
for Phfe phia via Camden snd For BALTIMORE ant
WAsfiISGfoS and TIE VEST Bsirore $50 NJ 1880
$50. D. m For The SOUTH AND soUlh.Nksf $50 a.
and through Lynchbug without change For the WEST
P,nssyl,ant RAILROADS.&C. and = Silver Palace
attached tie $50 run through IRON Nlofk TO fsaugt
Nlout change Silver Palace .tiaca 10 the q
D. N dsiv through Pittsburgh Cincinnati Louisville
lOa., aud Chicago ~ilhOu b.nge tickets Tor 's Al foot o. Dbr
,. ". RANKlS Gsu. Pass Agt p w JACKSON. Geni sppL
SOUTH SIDE RAILROAD OF LONG ISLAND.
The on, double track Railroad on Long Island
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT
Commencing MONDAY May IS lS iom Roosevelt an Griadt
ferries
$500 A. ~. Mail for Patchogue, connecting st Babyloa
Island PAiehogue by stage Tor Bsspos ass
lirr
eNOa m, Roekaw,v Excursion
100 a m Accommodation for Babylon.
$50 No. kIprss PAichogae, connection Bsbson Tor Pr,
Island, and from PAehogue BY for BsSgon
t3lp M Psiehogus Accommodation
$50 p ID, Babylon Accommodation.
,. NJ MeTnck Accommodation.
The g. $3.50 nd 30 D. H. traus connect,
VALLEY Stream for hs~P,,'1 a. AZ SR RSsIs.a' -
FOR further particulars see time table
TIN tran viii commence RAINING JAY /. 1911
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
IMPORTANT TO BORROWERS.
Il MONEY TO LEND WITHOUT EXPENSE EACEfIlNu
EXAMINATION OF TITLE.

Pocvhod 10 Equitable Life Assurance Society Ofihe United
States are hereby they OBTAIN LOANS DIRECTLY
from rd Society Of 5000 $1,000 $4,000 and $4,000 on
M n bond and mortgage on sAss dwellings and stores In
the cite, Of EewYok Brooklyn and Jersey C-such loans not to
exceed per Of the market value Of the property mort
gagged Until notice preference will be given to poheJhoders In
Society applying directly without the Intervention ofoihe
No applications received unless signed BY the who offers
himself as bondsnAn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-05-27
DELAWARE, LACKAWANNA and WEST
~ ERN RAILROAD.


MORRIS AND ESSEX DIVISION.
NEW BROAD GAUGE Line ~ Maef Gap solsourg r'Ish"n
BnghaI1iOn Syrclse, WITHOUT ChAN6b or 'Ahn
DepOs OF Barclayst and foot OF thsopher
SUMNER ARRANGEMENTS commencing MONDAl hAf - lo'i
300 BROAD GAUGE EXPRESS TRAIN wa Bo0ni"n brihl
directly from Ne~ios OsSeKO without change OF cars
connecting scranton with and r. for Kingston "DAesoare
Pttston, &c.
75m EXPRESS MAIL TRAIN connecting Denye With Boon
Branch with Chester Branch Waterloo With Sussr X H.
for AnOyer and Newton Washington With The ~ L. ana W n n
for Water GAY, Shrewsbury Scranton Great Bend ns
cse, and Ossego, and Loa WITH Lhgh valley X Tor az pn
thsf road.
1880 NJ LEIIGH VALLEY EXPRESS stops at Newark Morris
town Dover Waterloo Hsckettsown WASHINGTON P1ihpsbag
Esson Waterloo With Sussex Railroad connects ~
Phpsburg with Bel Del r. r. for Beere Sc and at kasto Win
l.. V. r. r. for Bethlehem, Allentown Mauch Chunk "iAesoaHe
Reading. and Harrisburg
directly through Bn anton without chang Of a
4iOT M EASTON EXPRESS Dover with Chester
r. Waterloo With Sussex r. R. and At Ea,toh Win v Il H. Tor
b,tl chem Aleapgn Rrqirg Hltr s,lrg, and ih@ Wet
$500 p HACKETTST0WN MAIL connects With Boonioh chester
AMI Sussex Railroads.
For MORRSTONN at 7:l5 3d. u:l l!OO NJ ZiU, '|V Wv
$40 and 80 .. 80 -
For SUNNY and ntermeds stations $50 7:b75 9O 1910
and ll:lO A. m 230 4:2n 300 aud $40 - 49, -. -.
For ORANGE and SOUTH ORANGE. ESQ 7:9, 9o yf iOiO
and ll0 $3.50: $40, 40 49, 5:D, o:V0 e''V s'S Sl'
and Has M. ~ o.,o AN .,o.,o ,o.ao
I:D l:ln and l;l0, 2:0O, '2;0 $50 800 $50 tiV
ll:t5 D. M Trains maraed stop At Past Newark 49,. %.
Leave New-York BLOOMFIELD and MoNICLAlR At CO.
8:aO aal ll:O a and 2uo 3:5 5:lO 6:20. and D.
" s. SChOCH, superintendent
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-07
HOW TOM CCRyyIN AppEAgED
THE PREACHER.


Don Piatt tells this funny story Of
Tom Corwin in the Cincinnati ConaDacr-
cidI:
heard good story of the late Gov.
Corwin last night. It seems that
while this gentleman was in the Sem
ate he sat at dinner one afternoon ems
tertaining the mess with amusing sto-
ries and witticisms, such as Corwin
only could throw out, when the SER
want, new hand at the business, am
nounced q visitor In the parlor desirous
of an interview with the Senator. Cor
win paid no attention TO the man at
first, but after time, irritated by the
continued interruption, said impa-
tiently, 80, tell him to go to h-l.u
Corwin continued his dinner, and at
the end, suddenly recollecting his Wis
itor, hurried into the parlor and found
no one there. He rang for the servant,
and when the man appeared, said:
John, didn't you tell me there was
some one here?"
"Yes, sah.n
"Why didn't he walt?''
"Well, sab, took him your mes
sagcu
"What message?' asked the aston
ished Senator.
why, sab, I told him that you said
he should go to hi, and he went"
Corwin's Indignation at the stupidity
of his servant was only equaled by his
anxiety lest the person insulted should
prove constituent, or perhaps broth
er Senator. He heard nothing, how
ever, for two weeks when he was call
ed upon by an old friend who belonged
to the ministry, and was created by
wise Providence to look after the char
tiles and welfare of other people. The
Rev. Mr.. Spook wore white choker
and white hat, with the usual seedy
clothes pertaining to those good men
who look for their reward in another
and better world for the work done in
this. When he saw Senator Corwin he
burst into tears. The political humor-
list. thinking that Mrs. S. or some of
their numerous relatives had departed
this life, fastened to ask the meaning
of his grief.
"Ah, Gov. Corwin,n responded the
poor old man. 'I thought never to call
upon you again. The last time that ]
was here you sent word to me toto 60
to HI"
'Bless my soulr said CorwIn, twas
that you? am SO glad. / feared il
was one of my constituents, and my
constituents are such d-n fools
| while you are too sensible to mind such
message. Here let me give you ter
dollars for the ready relief of aged
clergymenu
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-07

Bridal chambers, bridal staterooms
and bridal cars are expensive luxu-
ries. The young Benedict pays an
extortionate price for elaborately en-
broidered curtains, grotesque mold
ings, gaudy display of paint and
an immense amount of discomfort.
That musical adjective prefxed en-
hances the value of everything three
or four fold. With an impression
that these things ought not so to be
and that it is simple folly to pay for
more than one gets, a young gentle
man lately hitched himself to 15O
pounds of as charming femininity as
one often sees, drove up to the
hotel--a good one, the name being
left blank for obvious reasons--nipht
before last, and was shown by his
blushing bride to the parlor. He
wanted the bridal chamber, but not
until after midnight, as he had on
engagement with q party outside
that would prevent his occupancy
until the night had turned upon its
hinge. OF course, he said, if he
didn't use it he wasn't going to pay
for it. The price was high enough
at the best, and too high for man
| to pay and then not use. How much
| would the landlord take for it from l
| o'clock? That was the question. =
Tho poor girl all the time was blush
ing as red rs the curtains which she
| was pretending to look throgh into
the street, but without avail. To
humor the thing the clerk entered
into an accurate calculation of the
value of the bridal chamber per hour
and struck it off to the calculating
bridegroom, for the time he thought
it would be required. Next to the
| man who beat his undertaken down
So on his own coffin just as he was
about to expire. our youthful friend
must ever stand as the synonym fol
prudence, economy and thoughtful.
ness in the midst of trying circum
stances.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-07

she made three or four dents in IL.
began capering about the room with
oil animation which showed anything
but regret for the loss of her late ad-
mirer.
"And now, brother Tom" she
said, dancing back to me, and shak-
ing her small fist in my face, "don' Z
you ever dare to play the mentor to
me again, or scold me about firt-
ing, or assume to- know more than I
do upon any subject whatever"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-07
HORACE GREELEY AGAIN.
HE PHILOSOPHERS ON AN AUGUR
HOLE.


The proprietor of a lanyard In the
outskirts of Brooklyn concluded to
build sort of store, in Cliff street,
in this city, for the purpose of vending
his leather, buying raw hides, etc. AT
ter completing his building, he began
to consider what sort of O sign 1t would
be best to put up for the purpose of at
tracing attention to his new establish
ment; and for weeks he was sorely
puzzled on this subject. Several devf-
ces We're adopted, and, on further con-
sideration, rejected.
AT last an idea struck him. He bor-
ed an angur hole through the door
post, and stuck caIf's tail into itwith
the bushy end out. After while he
noticed grave-looking parsonage, in
white coat and slouched hat, standing
near the door with his spectacles on,
gazing on the sign. And there he con-
tinued to stand, dumbly absorbed, gaz-
ing, until the curiosity of the dealer,
who had never seen Mr.. Greeley, was
greatly excited. He stepped out and
addressed the individual:
"Good morning.n
.Morning,n said the other, without
moving his eyes from the sign.
do you want to buy any leathern
inquired the DEALER
..Do you want to sell hides ~
Perhaps you are farmer ."
NO.
"a merchant, may be-"
No.
Are you a doctor es''
HNo.n
ssWhat ere you, then p,
I'm a philosopher. I have beer
standing here for an hour, trying to as.
certain how that calf got through thai
augur holer'
1t IS scarce necessary to add that the
hide-deaier gets a grafuitous advertise,
ment every week In the TribuHe.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-07
GATES AJAR.

Gone besond the darksome river;
Only left ne by the way
Gone beyond the night forever;
Only gone to endless dayi
Gone TO n:cot the angel faces,
Where dur lovely treasures are;
Gone awhile from our embraces-
oons within the gates ajari
There's . sister. there's brother,
Where our lovely treasures ars
There's father, ther.,s mother,
Gone within the gates ajar.
One by one they 90 before us;
They are fading like the dew;
Bat NO know they're watching DER us,
They Che good. the fair. the true.
They are waiting for Us, only,
Wbere no pain can ever mar;
Little ones who lef. us lonely,
Watch us through tho gates njar.
Gone where eTery eye is tenriezs,
Only gone from earthly care;
o the waiting. sad and cherries,
Till We meet our loved ones there.
Sweet the rest FROM all cur rsving,
Land Of light and hope sfarl
Lo eur Fathers hand go loving
sSts the peariy gates njar.
-Gsorgs coopsr.