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The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

Made OF Poor Rum, WhistScy, Proof Spirits
and Refuse Liquors doctorcd, spiccd and sweet
tncd to please the taste, called Tonics,"" Appct
crt" Rcatorcrs," &C., that lead tho tlpplor to
drunkenness and ruin bu. Gro q true Medicine, made
frcn the Native Roots and Herbs Of California, fee
from all Alcoholic StiInulnnts. They Gro tho
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE perfect Ecnovator G@d
Inygorator of thc systt m, carrying on all poccno15
matter end restoring the Llood to healthy coaCit.c
person cen che these Dittcrs according 10 L.gCc
t.oa aad remain long urweil.
S1OO wllbc given forcn ilcurctlo caso, -.y.-cd
the bones are not destroyed by ia.ae--l tsaa or
other mcors, md tho vital c-sala wasted ~ to
point of repair.
Fer InflnmnNitory and Chronic RhcuE;E-
tism aud Goat, Dyspepsia, or Indigestion,
Bilious, lscnittcHt and Intermittent Ecvcrs
Diseases of The Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and
Bladder, these Dittcro have been mott EuccotG-
ful. such Diseases u-o ccrecd by VitintCd
Blood. Which s generally produced BY Cc:cnEImcIt
ofthe DiEcBtivc 0r;S;sus.
DYSPEPSIA OF INDIGESTION, Iced
ache Pain in tho Shou, ers, Coughs, TGhtCss Of tic
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructatops Of the Stomach,
Bad taste in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, ralpltatica
Of tho Heart, Inflammation CT tho Lungs, PGin IN tho
regions Of the Kidneys and hundred other p.-liul
symptoms arc tho ofIsprEG1of Dyspcrs!c.
They nvigoratc tho Stomach cad stimulate tnU tc
pidlvcr and bowels, which render them ofuaequalcd
efficacy in cleansing tac blood CT I'll Impurities, AID
impartng life and vlgor to tho whole syCtcrn.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Lruptlons, letter, Salt
Eheur Hotchcs.spos Pinfies, IIstulof, Doils Ger
bunclcs, Eing-T oinls ecsd-IcGd Zero Eyes, Erysip
cas Itch, Scrrfs DiseolorGtoa Of the Skin, uumors
and Diseases Of tic bn, Of whatever name or nature,
literally t1g up and ccgEiod out Of to system in
short time by the of thc3c Ettcrs Ono bottle In
such Will convince tho r1cct acrcdulous their
curative effect.
ClcGnsc tho yitiatod Dlood Whenever you md It's
impuritiea burstiug through to skin n iplcs, E.r
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
Gbc Gnnes, Mem Blounrflo, pa.
E1a0ISsb ROO1i11O Felt

Is found to stand we'll in all climates, being ex-
tensively used for Roofing Houses, Out-Build-
ings and Sheds; for Laying Flat Roofs, Cutters,
Lining Granaries, Storehouses, or Walls,
(either outside or inside), and for placing un-
der States or Tiles. 1t Is also a cheap and
effective Ceiling on the underneath side of raf-
ters of Slated or Tiled Roof, and as Ceiling
to Iron Roofs, counteracting Heat, Frost, and
Condensation of Moisture.
The English Felt is put up in rolls of %
yards in length, by 80 inches in width, and
containing surface of 200 square feet.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
THE AMERICAN WASHER
P ICE, $3.50!
THE AMERICAN WASHER SAVES MONEY,
TIME, AND DRUDGERY

The Fatigue of Washing Day no Longer Dread
ed, but Economy, Efficiency, and Clean Cloth
ing, Sure.
In callingpubic attention to this little machine,
q few of tile Invaluable qualities, (not possessed
by any other washing machine yet inyented) are
here enumerated.
1t is the smallest most compact most portable,
most simple in construction, most easily operated
A child ten years old, with few hours practice,
can thoroughly comprehend and etlectually use IT,
There Is no adjusting no screws to annoy no de-
Law in adapting Iti always ready for use lt
is a perfect little wonderl 1t is miniature giant,
doing more work and of better quality, than the
most elaborate and costly. One half OF the labor
is fully saved by its use and the clothes VIII last
one-half longer than by the old plan of the rub
shirts at time, washing thoroughly! In word,
the ablution of any fabric, from Quilt to Lace
Curtain or Cambria Handkerchief are equally
in the capacity of this LITTLE GEM! IL can be
fastened to any tub and taken OFF atwil.
No matter how deep rooted q prejudice may
exist against Washing Machines, the moment this
little machine is seen to perform its wonders, all
doubts of its cleaning efficacy and utility are ban
ished, and the doubter and detraetor at once be-
come the fast friends of the machine. l.
We have testimonials without end, setting forth
its numerous advantages over all Others and from
hundreds who have thrown aside the unweldy,
useless machines, which have sgnally Jailed TO
accomplish the object promised In prominent ana
loud sounding advertisements.
1t Is as perfect for washing as WrlngerlS Is Tor
wringing The price, another param0unt induce.
ment to purchasers has been placed so low that
il Is within the reach OF every hOusekeeper, and
there is no article OF domestic economy that will
repay the small investment so soon. .tI ....
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
THREE-PLY FELT FOR ROOFING.

In Rolls, &c inches wide, by so feet in length;
each roll will cover surface 10 feet square, or
100 square feet.
1t is to be laid across the roof, shingle fash
ion, with a lap of two inches, and secured by
mailing the edges with Sd nails and tin caps.
When laid, the Felt is to be painted with
Mastic Roof Coating, and Sanded. The Mas
tic Roof Coating is mixed, ready for use, and
is applied with d brush.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
TWO : PLY FELT,

For Shea thing Houses, Roofing Temporary
Buildings, making Water, Tight Floors, and for
placing under Slate and Shingles.
In rolls, 20 inches wide by 80 feet In length.
Each roll will cover q surface of 10 feet square
or 100 square feet.
For Sheathing it can be nailed upon the stud
ding, making perfectly air tight sheathing,
and sure protection from dampness. Rats,
mice, or vermin will not go near it.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
rARRED ROOFING FELT.

Used extensively for sheathing Houses, and for
Tar and Gravel Roofing, also for placing under
Slate, Tin and Single Roofing.
1t is used in packing Woolens and Furs to
protect them from moths.
Put up in rolls weighing As pounds each.
Is pounds Felt will cover surface of 100
square feet.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

A Patent Medicine.

We had lieutenant in our company
by the name of P. He was geni-
al, noisy fellow, but he was not much in
the way Of reliability. In fact it might
have been said with great truth, that he
did no duty at ALL if we except the draw
ing of his pay with strict punctuality.-
Whenever movement was to be made,
P moved himself upon the " sick
report"
One day it was rumored that the reg-
ment would march to the front the next
morning P as usual appeared at
the surgeons tent
ooh DOCTOR" said he, feel very
sick"
"Whats the matter 7" asked the sur
geon with sly leer at those present.
"Oh great pains in my bowels" re-
piled p, and giddiness in my
head"
All right" said the surgeon, I'll
put you ON the sick report, and send you
some pills Take them all at one dose"
P went to his tent and commenced
to smoke his pipe. By-and-by some
brother-oficers came in, and after awhile
the hospital steward came over with
box containing three large pills, which
the surgeon had manufactured out of gun
powder.
Better put them in your pipe and
smoke them" said Captain H; chang
me if I'd take them"
p hesitated for moment and
then said. " it would be good joke; l
believe III take your advice"
Picking up the pills he dropped them
all into the bowl of his pipe, The next
instant an explosion took place that shat
tered the pipe into hundred fragments,
and sent P--'s friends flying out Of
his tent.
The next day he met the surgeon and
accosted him thus:
" say, doctor, what effect did you in.
tend those pills to have on me?"
" TO clear you ou" growled the sur
geon
3" Faith" replied P, " they were
very eficacious, for if they didn't exact
ly clear me out, they did half dozen Of
my victors."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
MICA CANVAS ROOFING,

In rolls containing $50 square feet. Is to be
laid across the roof, and Tapped shingle fash
ion with lap of two inches, and secured by
mailing the edges with 20 or tacks.
This is the only Composition Roofing that
does not require a finishing coat of paint or
cement.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
LIVE AGENTS
Pensions, Bounties, &c.

VXTIDOWS, Minor Children, Mothers, Fathers,
w Sc, of Soldiers who We're killed or died OF
disease contracted In the Service OF the United
Staies ear now make application for Pension
Also Soldiers who contracted disease or were
wounded. Tuptured. or In any way disabled In the
war OF 1861. iaA sllFyi1 Ln 40 n,A-
When widows die or re-marry, the child or
children under sixteen years OF age are entitled to
The time for filing claims for additional bounty
has been extended six months. fiHj s
Particular attention given 70 old suspended case
in the different departments at Washington, ID. q
III Won have or think you have a claim against the
Goyernment, call ON or address the undersigned
No charge Tor Information.
~ LEWIS POTTER, al,
ssa aai Attorneyfor Claimants.
la pl NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

d p6- When you want to get rid of the
rheumatism persuade wild steer to
chase you. A Savannah man who gave
it fair trial and had q hot race of forty
rods to a tree and up it, certi6es that he
has not had rheumatic twinge since.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

Dds- Aunt Rosy was dividing mince
pie among the boys, and when Jim, who
had wickedly pulled the cats tail, asked
for his share, the dame replied: ufaa
10y" No, jim, you are wicked boy, and
the Bible says there is no peace for the
wicked" -...-.--- --- .ll....
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

R65- A new stove has been invented
for the comfort Of travellers 1t is to be
put under the feet with mustard plaster
on the head, which draws the heat
through the whole system. il,tfsf
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

s1- In Japan paper coat costs ten
cents, and a complete suit only a quarter
Of a dollar, What a paradise for an edi-
tor' hqiin851 Jg1i Mlin3n
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

bay A Yankee in Texas, who sat list
ening to the stories of Louisianian, in
regard to the marvellous growth of sugar
cane on his plantation, near New Orleans,
finally said
i" That amt nothing. I've seen cane in
old New England more'n mile long /"
"What kind of cane was it 2" was the
general inquiry,
4 GA hurricane !"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

Dsa~ Uncle Peter, who hourishes in the
mountains Of Vermont as a householder,
was called upon the other day by an
amateur of equine" who was in search
of something fast. The result is told as
follows: s.l..
There" said Uncle Peter, pointing
to an animal in the meadow below the
house; there, sir, is mare who would
trot her mile in two minutes and seven
teen seconds were it not for one thing"
Indeed" !" cried the companion.
Yes" continued Uncle Peter, "she
is four years old this spring; is in good
condition looks we'll; is frst-rate mare;
and she could 60 mile in two seventeen
were it not for one thing"
Well, what is that
That mare," resumed the jockey, " is
in every way good piece of property. She
has heavy name, a switch tail, trots fair,
and yet there is one thing only why she
can't 90 mile in two-seventeen.
What in the Old Harry is it then ?"
cried the amateur, impatiently.
The distance is too great for the
timel" was the old wags reply.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

D9-" Caesar" said a negro to col
ored friend of his, "what do you tink is
de most useful OBJ dc comets-de sun or
de moon 2" ir.'t lH rtU.
"Well, Glenn, / don't know dat should
be able to answer dat question, seein' az
how neber had much book -larnin'. -
swell, Caesar, spec de moon orter take
de first rank in dat partikilar" 5apt5
Why so, niger ~ fe
/" Because de moon shine in de night
when we need de light and de sun shine
in daytime when de light am OBJ no con-
sequence" at5I. H1f
Z Well, Clem, you is de most larned
darkey l eber seed. | guess you used to
sweep out school.house for libin'"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24

II AIDES AND CHILDREN will find a
j 4 splendid assortment Of shoes at the one
price store off. Mortimer 4 Co.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-10-24
hcorpprqtrd by The Cour V Common
Pleas Of SehuylkN Co., Noe. e7, go.
Incorporated by Legislature MaylO,l87l


TT has now full power to insure Buildings,
| Merchandise and all kinds Of Property
against Fire, Storms or Tempests. Also, to
insure Horses and Cattle against Death or
Theft. The rates on Loan or Preferred Policies
are little higher than any other company
doing business In the county but this class OF
policy holders can borrow money any time the
Company can spare 1t ont of its suplus assets,
and the money will be loaned In rotation, so
that the first persons procuring loan policies
can be the first to borrow money II they need
II. Only gHr Efisttf ~ z
SIX PER CENT. INTEREST
will be charged for money, and loans wiz be
made at ali places that good agencies can be
established, so that the Company will be u
Home Company wherever II does business.
The Company Will also take risks on the
common cash and mutual plans as cheap as
other reliable companies. w in.m lrf
The Directors meet regularly on the second
Monday OF every month.
10 JOHN D. HADEsTY, President
JAMES II. GRIER, Secretary. tlWsi
Office, 308 Centre ST., PottsWlle, Pa.
g l52Q itfiii' ~ hiiim
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-11-22
House and Land for Sale.

THE subscriber offers for sale his
i house and seven acres Of land situate In
keavittsburR. three miles west OF Warren.
Good comfortable House. new Barn, good
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NOV. 90 IS7U-tG
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that ne has opened q Meat Market on n
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The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-04-13

\ LUNATIC, raving mad, was brought
to town last Saturday from Coopers-
town he had been insane before, was in
the Asylum at Madison and discharged
from there year ago as being cured.
He attended church in Cooperstown last
Friday but got SO unruIy and Wild, break
ing the windows in the priests house and
striking all that came near him, that he
had to be tied, and is now here in Jail.
The mans name is Drese. he owns a good
farm in Gibson, and has wife and six
children who are now again lett without
protection.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-04-13
MANrrowoc. April 10th. 1871.

Mr. EDITOR: The regular spring ex
aminations Of teachers in this county are
just concluded and in announcing the
result it is gratifying to observe that a
large majority Of the applicants have at
tanned averages much higher than those
given them last fall. This is conclusive
proof that they have worked earnestly
during the winter term for self-lmproVe- :
,nent, and the result is very satisfactory.
IF teachers continue these efforts We can
soon firmly establish a standard Of quail
hcation In this county, from which we
need not devlate every term, that the
schools may all be supplied and the in-
competent teachers who are now tolerat-
ed through necessity, can be quietly re-
moved and their places occupied by
those who can obtain certificates without
resorting to the old time practice Of send
ing influential friends to importune
and intimidate the Superintendent.
Most of the teachers have earned their
certificates this spring and fewer limited
licenses will be issued. Below are the
names Of those whose standing is a or
upwards, on a scale of 10. Many of
them are pupils attending our public
schools, who are too young to be entrust-
with the responsible duties of teaching,
yet whose attainments are very credita
bic and entitle them to the distinction
of publication. Ere long they viii be
prepared to take rank with the really
worthy and efficient teachers of our
county, and to displace those who
are always soliciting private examin-
ations never care to attend Teachers
Institutes; who never have any chalk
for black board use who fold
charts and outline maps and thrust them
into corner to get them out Of the way;
and put Webster's Dictionary into the
where it frequently remains
without being disturbed during the
term.
NAMES or ADpT Tr ANrS avEp .ctF crtND-
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-04-13
MIsHlCoTT. April 9th, 1871

hlShICOTT, Aprll 6tn, 1871.
Ed TRIBUNE Below please find a
list of Town officers elected at the town
election last Tuesday; viz:
SUPERVISORS
Albert Wehausen, Chairman
John Werner
Fred Krase
TOWN CLERK
Charles Eggert
TREASURER
Julius Bruemmer
ASSESSOR
John Voelker
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
r C Mcleod
CONSTABLE
August Quistorf
Fred Drews
Fred Eggert
SEALEK OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES
l. Damon
POUND MASTER
Julius Lnstedt
The vote was unusually light, there
being but 164 votes cast for town officers
and l55 for Associate Justice of which
D. J. Pulling received 146 and VIM p
Lyon 9.
There was no opposition on the Towr
vote, there being but one ticket out
Yours truly