davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

TIE Lafayette (Ind.) Journal says that
a lady Of culture and spotless character,
who arrived in that city few days ago,
then learned that her husband, who had
been corresponding with her for several
months, had not only procured divorce
from her, on the ground Of abandonment,
but had married her former house.keeper.
Not being q subscriber to q small, obscure
paper published In Grant county, wherein
she was notified "of the pending suit, she
had remained in entire ignorance Of his
raScality."
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

BARON Nathaniel de RothSchild, who
died in Paris last year in such a moneyless
condition that his estate was declared to
be worth only 80, 900, 900, Is now reported
to have left 5000 900. Consequently
his helrs viii not suffer from poverty 90
much as was anticipated.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
NEW YORK CITY.
Nrw Ynnr Anr

New YoRK, April 5.
1t Is stated that the Tennessee will be
visited to-day by q board of inspection
and will probably be ordered out Of com.
mission, on account Of detective machin.
cry. II Is said her machinery Is so crowd.
ed, complicated, and heavy, as to be al
most worthless. t5 FrE ST q p
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

The planters of Alabama have held a
convention at Montgomery and issued an
address. 1t advises; first, the cultivation
Of smaller bodies Of land, trusting to
the use Of tho fertilizers and subsoil plow.
ing to make the yield equal to the ram
bling, loosely TILED plantations now in
vogue; and, second, inculcated arOtation
Of crons
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
Chicago Market.
-. CH1cAao, April 5.

FLouR-steady.
GRA1N-Wheat, No. . spring quiet and
1c lower, closing at 81 97i cash; 81 SIT
seller last half, and 81 8le seller May.
Corn opened firm and closed dull; No. Q
mixed OF 6sfa6S9c; this afternoon un-
changed. Oats, No. 3 dull at 4sta4s9c.
Rye, No. 3 dull at 9Sa9Stc. Barley,
spring No. 3 dull at 71c.
Hoos-Quiet and steady at s. S5a8 so.
CATTLE-Firm, 15a90c higher at a S7a
71h nv ~ ~ u
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
baltimore NTarIret:,

BA1TntoRE, April 8.
Flour Unchanged.
GRArN-Wheat Quiet; Ohio and 1ndt
ana 81 65a1 90. Corn dull; mixed West
ern 76as0c. Oats 69a64c. .
PRovnIoNs-MesS pork quiet. Bacor
and lard unchanged. t.f
WHIEKY-At 92c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

Iii q standing jokeat one Of the hotels
In Milwaukee, when strangers lounge up
70 the counter and inquire, " where are
the RmusemenS tonight 70 lead them
up to the large church directory which
hangs near BY.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
New York Money and stock Market.

. .-....... NEW YORK. April 0.
Gold has been steady all day at 11Ola
110t.. Loans CAB per cent. Clearings
$20, $4,000. Exports to-day, $245, 900
Governments opened steady at about yes.
terday's prices, but after proposals to sell
to the government was made public, fell
of from 1 to I per cent. Awards $3OOO,.
900, at 109.s5. Stocks opened strong at
about last nights prices; general market
steady all forenoon, Reading, and Della.
ware s Lackawana, very strong; North.
western, weak; Lake Shore and Rock Is.
land, firm and active; market closed
strong, with slight concessions from high.
est figures. Money not go firm, the rates
were Sac and 2 per cent; closing at 8 per
cent. State bonds, dull. Sterling ex.
change bankera' bills 1904.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

STATE BoNDs-Missouris oct; Tennes.
see, old 66t; new, 90; Virginia, new, II;
old, 70; North Carolina, old, 464; new,
"a
sToOEs-Canton, sOs; Western Union
Telegraph, 5St; Adams Express, 74t;
Wells, Fargo & Co., Al; American Az;
United States, 40t; Pacific Mail 4St; New
York Central, 96t; do scrip, Get; Erie,
21t;; Harlem, ,128; Reading, 1851; Michigan
Central, 1911; Pittsburgh & Cleveland,
1t4t; Northwestern, SSt; dopreferred, 971;;
Rock Island, 1l1f New Jersey Central,
1911; St. Paul, 6l4I do preferred, 79i; Wa
bash, 59t; do preferred, 20; Fort Wayne,
9si; Terre Ha6te, 81t; Chicago & Alton,
11Ss; Ohio & Mississippi, 4St; Cleveland,
Columbus s Cincinnati, ss; Burlington
& Quincy, 159; Lake Shore, 1921; Indiana
Central, 2S4; Illinois Central, 1851,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
New York Market.
NEW YORK, April 5.

...s. NEW 1oRK, Apfll o.
CorroN-Unchauged.
, FLoUR-Dull; shipping extras 50 45a
9 rs.
GRA1N-Wheat dull; new Spring 81 57a
! 90; red amber 81 Goal 6J. Oats G8a72cD
Corn unchanged.
PRoVIs1oES-Bacon dull Lard steady.
EGGs-Dull; fresh 16a161c. aiT&
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

A VALUABLE GIFT-DR s. 3.
~ RTrcH'S "DoNHsTIo FAMILY PHTBlclAN"sO
pages, describes al disease and their Remedies.
Sent BY mall tteo. Address, DIR, 8. .FITcH,s.
Il Broadway, New York. Gpr29.w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
New York Dry Goods agsske..

New YoRK, April 5.
The dry goods market q active and
steady for all staple articles suited to the
wants Of the present trade:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
Philadelphia Market.
Pn11ApRLPn1A, Anil 5

LAAt SAPAAO "
FLouR-Nominal.
GRAN-Wheat-Steady; red western
at 81 65S1 81. Rye-Unchanged. Corn
mixed western at 75ic. Oats
-6sa89c.' ,r..H.
PETRo1Eux-crude at 17c; refined al
w; 'fSS;mskr-UnohAnged.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
Every Family should have Bottle.

We havC In our possession hundreds Of tho
most dattcrlng testimonials from Physicians Of
the Highest standing, both Of the AlGpAthy and
Homeopathy schools who endorse and prescribe
the Home Stomach Dltters % recuperant,
atomAchlc and tonic, and oil agree that they are
Dyspepsia and General Debility. They are GER
tain preventative Of Fever and Ague, Billiousness
and oil diseases arising fFom malAfious causes.
They are not only DELIGHTFUL TO FHR TAT8H, but
beneficial TO tho slck, the c0nVAleseent and the
well, impartlng strength to both mind and body.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
LnNpoN. Anil 6.-l:9OP. y

LONDON, April 6.=-V:SOP p. 81.
The Arch Bishop of Paris has been ar.
rested by the Commune on the. charge OF
conspiracy against the safety ofthe State.
Atthe last advices from Paris the can
nonading continued.
The Peace Conference at Brussels held
a session Of two hours to-day. One Of the
French plenipotentiaries has gone TO
Versailles to consult with the govern
meht . t
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

Another Bulletin from the Govern.
M ment.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

which public sentiment has been divided,
and which has been made the occasion OF
acrimonious debates in Congress as well
as unjust aspersions elsewhere, ] may, l
trust, be INDUCED in the single remark,
that no man can hope to perform duties
so delicate and responsible as pertain to
the Presidential Office without sometimes
incurriDg the hostility Of those who deem
their opinions and wishes treated with in
sufficient consideration, and he who un'
dertakes to conduct the affairs Of this
great Government as a faithful publtcser-
own conscience, may rely with confidence
upon the candor and intelligence ofa free
people whose best interests he has striven
10 subserve, and can bear with patience
the censure Of disappointed men.
(Sipned) U. s. GRANT.
EfecTt. Mansion, Aprl 8. 1871. yy
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06
Decisive Defeat Of the InsurgentS...
The Situation Tuesday Evening.

PARIS, Evening, April q.
Iii rumorod that the Nationals have
sustained q decisive defeat. Forty thous.
and arc massed before Issy and Clamart
The ramparts are strongly guarded. Mont
Valerien Is silent. The artillery duel be.
tween Issy and Versailles continues. The
Nationals occupy the bridge of. Neuilly.
Government troops are invisible. The
Paris Deputies 10 the Assembly had an
interview today with some Of the mem.
bers OF the Commune.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-04-06

TN E CELEBRATED
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

The poorest farmer in the country is, /
believe, as a general thing, to be seen just
outside the limits of our interior cities;
just as the best farming, or at any rate
the most snowy and expensive, is to be
observed just beyond the limits of great
cities. 1t seems that when farmer of the
west lives just near enough to an interior
city, town or railroad station to be able to
visit them and return the same day, say
within a five mile limit, he is pretty apt
to do so and his farm suffers accordingly.
Beyond the five mile limit daily getting
into town becomes more difficult, but still
may be achieved, and consequently better
Improvements and neater farms are to be
seen between the sixth and NTH mile linn
it than between the first and the fifth,
though the maximum of neglect occurs
between the third and fourth mile; while
the maximum of neatness and order and
thrift may be best seen between the ninth
and the fifteenth mile. state these facts
as curious and amusing examples of how
much we are all of us creatures of circum-
stances and situations, and as way of
warning travellers and sight-seers that they
cannot well judge of country unless they
go beyond the third or fourth mile limit,
and even to the tenth or fifteenth.-COr.
Country Gentleman.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

VEGETABLES AND FRUITS FOR THE
TABLE.-hiany of the diseases among far
mers are caused by their manner of living.
1t is notorious fact that farmers, garden
ers and those who have the largest facili-
ties for raising vegetables, eat much less
than those who do not and cannot raise
them. If asked why they do not care for
them. ...- ....'..
Generally they raise but one or two mes
ses, their chief diet being cheese, milk,
butter and meats. Now, in order 10 keep
the blood healthy the system requires
plenty offresh vegetables, and the ques-
ton should be, not what we like TO crafty
an appetite initiated by tobacco, rum, and
false dietie education, but what does the
system demand TO maintain health and
cure disease Lettuce, beans, asparagus,
spinach, peas raddishes, cucumbers, green
corn, etc, are what are needed, and every
farmer who wishes 10 live and not eXpend
half he makes in Doctors bills, should have
at least one acre in a vegetable garden,
and two or three large hot beds, that early
plants may be had for spring USE Peas,
corn, ETC., can be raised all summer by
sowing successive crops
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

portion of Indian meal, and stewed pump
kin that has been well mashed and drain
ed very dry in sieve or cullender. Put
the stewed pumpkin in pan, and stir the
meal gradually into it, a spoonful at a
time, adding little butter as you proceed.
Mix the whole thoroughly, stirring it very
hard. If not thick enough to form "a stiff
dough, add little more Indian meal.
Make it into round flat cakes, about the
size of a mullins, and bake over the fire on
a hot griddle CREASED with butter. Or lay
them in square iron pan, and bake them
in an oven.
Send them TO table hot, and eat them
with butter. .fi
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
The Best Welcome.
t american women would sstiie z.

~ If American women would settieit in
theft minds that a happy face rives 2 bet
ter welcome than the finest china and ia
mask; that q dinner of two COURSES, which
could be we'll and easily cooked and serv-
ed, is more satisfactory to the guests than
an elaborate entertainment which has
cost too much labor, and is given with too
evident effort that which we can do
easily and naturally is the bestthat can be
possibly done for friend whom chance or
invitation has brought under our roof--a
new era would dawn for both guests and
entertainers. The company of our friends,
instead of being had seldom, and at the
risk of WEAKNESS and impoverishment,
would be continually sought, and for no
unworthy ends of display, but for those
higher motives which alone deserves to
bring together men and women. Nor
would there be less, but more, enjoyment
of those luxuries which the rich can pro-
perly command; because the endeavOr for,
and the envy of them on the part of 9TH
ers would be discountenancedb by a healthy
tone of feeling, prescribing the noblest OBJ
iect of ambition, and a better classification
than can depend upon the possession or
want of wealth. Is such state of things
a Utopian dream, or shall the miseries of
housekeeping ON the present plan drive
us to an effort, to which the contempla-
ton of an ideal, however excellent, might
fail to incite us
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

The fence is a costly fixture. Illinois is
said to have ten times as much fence as
Germany, and Duchess county, New
York, more than all France. a narrow
path divides farms in France, Germany
and Holland. In South Carolina, the inn
proved land is estimated to be worth $780,
100000; the fences have cost SIC, 000, 900.
The annual repair is a tenth of this. A
recent calculation places the cost of fences
in the United States at 81 300, 900, 900. Nj
cholas Biddle, thirty years ago, said the
Pennsylvania fences had cost 500, 900 900.
In Ohio they are put at Sl15, 900, 600, and
in New York at S144 100000. Some day
trees or neat hedge-rows.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

YIELD OF WHEAT IN DIFFERENT
CoUSTBIEs.-It is shown by the Consular
Returns to the Foreign Office of the Con-
tinental States that the produce Of wheat
per acre in France is under ii bushels ;
Prussia, fraction over IL; Belgium, q /;
the other countries averaging u to 10,
Great Britain and Ireland is Is; but TAX
ing the high farmed districts, it reaches
the average of A TO AZ, when the holdings
are large and the capital eXpended-the
latter being treble the average of France,
the United States and the rest of Europe,
while il is double that of Belgium.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

To CURE 4 BALKY HOSEA Maine
man gives his method Of treating baulky
horses as follows LET me inform the hui
name man and hostler, and all those that
hold the rein, that the way TO cure baulky
horses is 70 take them from the carriage
and TO whirl them round rapidly till they
are giddy. 1t requires two men to accom-
plish this-One at the horses head and one
at the horses tail. Don't let him step out;
hold him to the smallest possible circle.
One dose will often cure him; two doses
are final with the worst horse that ever re-
fused TO stir. "-RurdE NeU Yorker.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

A house with five rooms, on Depot street, near
the Atkin House. in fine repair, good cistern,
DC. It's neRTness 20 the railroad makes il val
one year, or will be sold on fairs terms, If de-
sired. Apply to MUSsoE g. BAILEY
Real Estate Agents.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

COMMON SWEET CIDER.-Boiled down
to one-half, makes a most excellent syrup
for coughs and colds for children-is pleas
ant to the taste, and will keep for a year
in a cool cellar. In recovering from an
illness, the system has a craving for some
pleasant acid drink. This is found in eli.
der, which is placed on the fire as soon as
made, and allowed to come TO a boil, then
cooled put in casks and kept in cool eel
lar
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

There are many fruits which never turn
sweet until the frost has lain upon them.
There are nuts that never fall from the
bOugh Of the tree of life till the frost has
opened and ripened them. And there are
many elements Of life that never grow
sweet and beautiful until sorrow touches
them.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

all necessary out-buildings, and from four TO six
acres Of ground in high state Of cultivation,
with large number Of fruit trees, vines and
plants, all in bearing. There is a large number
OF strawberry plants which, II properly attend
This place will be rented for a term Of years
10 a good tenant.
Apply, for terms, at our Office
MUNsoN & BAILEY.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

CORNED Berlin cooking cOrned beef
at this season Of the year so delicious, it
should he put into boiling water when put
remain in the pot until cold. This is the
whole secret Of having corned beef juicy
and full-fayored, instead of the contrary.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

What secures success in agriculture
Echo, culture.
In reapng and moving, what will light
en- the toll Echo, oil.
What will check the reaping and hinder
the moving? Echo owing.
How shall we keep our stock from Civ
ing offense? Echo, fence.-Prdirie Far
TasF
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29

Greeley tells an inquirer that there is no
trouble IN raising geese for market If you
don't wean them too young. Let them
trot around the old eve till their bride
teeth are grown, and you can transplant
them 10 the forcing frame without waiting.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
FOR RENT

a large two-story Brick House, in good re-
pair, and suitable for boarding house. Situa-
ted on one Of the best streets in the city.
For terms, apply to
MUNsoN & BAILEY,
Real Estate Agents.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
The American Washer
PRTCEr ~ 70
The American washer Saves Money, TIM
and Druduery. - ....

The American Washer Saves Money, Time,
and Drudgery. . tI ,.. n.
The Fatigue Of Washing Day no Longer Dreaded, but
Economy, Efficiency and Clean Clothing Sure.
In calling public attention to this little machine,
few of the Invaluable qualities mot possessed by any
rated. '..I.. ...
1t is the smallest most compact most portable, most
ten years old with few hours practice can thorough
~ comprehend and efectualy use it. There rs no adj
usting no screws to annoy no delay in adapting i
II is miniature giant, doing more work and Of bet
ter quality, than the most elaborate and costly. One
halt Of the labor is fully saved by its USE and the
the rub board 1t will wash the largest blanket. Three
shirts at time washing thoroughly In word, tho
abgtiop Of any fabric; from Quilt g Lace Curtain
pacity of this LITTLE GENT 1t can be fastened to
any tub and taken of at will. il
against Washing Machine the moment this little ma.
chine is to perform its wonders, all doubts Of its
cleansing efficacy and utility are banished. and tbs
doubter and detTactor at once become the fast ende
We have testmonals without end setting forth its
numerous advantages over all others, and from hum
dIeds who have thrown aside the unWieldy, useless
machines which have sgnaly failed TO accomplish the
object promised in prominent and loud sounding adyer
tsements.
Its as perfect for washing as a wrnger is for wiring
ing. The price another paramount Indictment to
purchasers has been placed low that it Is within the
domestic economy that will repay the small investment
so soon.
All that e asked for this GREAT LABOR SAVER.
is fair trial. We guarantee each machine 10 do its
work perfectly.
SOLE AGENTs TOR THE UNITED STATES,
. 4. II. FRANCISCUS g. co.,
513 Market st., Philadelphia, Pa.
The largest and cheapest WOODEN WARE HOUSE
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
Fruit Trees! Fruit Trees!!

ELECTIONS FROM ALL VARIETIES ADAPT
- ED to the climate Of East Tennessee, at these
prices
FOR Trees five feet high and upwards, per tree, 20
BY the hundred, 10 0O
Trees four feet high, by the hundred, 10 90
One years growth from four 10 Gye feet per tree l2H
Address, CAPT. s. N. BELL,
Knoxville, Team.
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
4. Ii. FRANCISOUs & co.,

5i3 Market ST. Philadelphia Pa.
The largest and cheapest WOODEN WARE HOUSE
in the URited States. Oetiw5m
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
Particular attention given to the negO-
tiation of Loans.
GLAND REGISTER. -

1t contains descriptions of a large list Of property 70
SALE and much general information about East Tennes-
see Mailed to address receipt of stamp for
turn postage.
We have also published for distribution with our
REGISTER, a Colored '-.0 .|-' M H'H.|
Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-29
COUNTY MAP OF TENNESSEE.

Strangers visiting our city are cordially invited (
call. No charge to purchasers for showing property,
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1871-12-20
PAUIE.1C Gu ISGGfdU1EiKls;'MfO. ls;'Mf

Price, s45 Cash ,Dtth Us,idt u 4duance for Time.
ExPERIEkoE. ip tRo use Of this aUANO
IL for the past six years in this State, for
Cotton and Corn, las so far. established it's
character for excellence az TO render com
y In accordance With, the eAtablishcd policy Of
the Company, to fdrni6h the best Concentrat-
cd Fertilizer. at the lowest COST to consumers,
this Guano is put into. market this season at
the above red1cod price,, which the Company
is enabled to do by reAs6n OF its large facii-
ties and the reduced Cost Of manufacture ~
+ The suppliea put into market .tliD season
are. ss heretofore. pEepered under, the per-
mol. Chemist Of the C6mpany. at Charleston,
8. o. .henco planters may rest assured that
it's. quality and composition is precisely the
Same as that her. totOre spld.L Il! f..j, -
at tho present low price, every acre planted
can bo fertilizod With 200 pounds or Gtiano, at
a cost not exceeding tho lpresent value Of 80
pounds Of cotton. while exporimoe has shown
tho! under favorab bic eondiiipn Of season and
cultivation. tho crop - increased by tho ap-
plicatfon From two to tliree e1tofd flia natural
capaeity oftho sells yl,eneE Gndsr no condition
could its application faiLto; conpensate for
| the outlay. Anpfy.to In. ROBSON. - 81
Agent Pacific .Guano Company,
Nos. GS East Day and / and Atlantic Wharf,
-: ~. Lii- charleston, s. g.
JOHN s. REESE Il CO., General Agents.
NOV JU .atft 3mO .
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1871-12-20

i Horace Greeley lately recommended
the prairie farmers Of Minnesota to
utilize the strong winds which prevail in
that section to do some Of their work.
They declined, however, urging as a
reason that Congress would levy pro-
bibitory tariff on the wind as being of
foreign origin. Iaai1F af ioaat1
A Nashville COW got disgraoefully
drunk over q half'barrel of spoiled
brandy peaches. and died in state of
! heastly intoxfcation. If she could have
survived her debauch. she would probal
bly, have given milk punch the rest of
her life. lS AU %
9D;It is said that 'sa Scotch minister re-
fused baptism to the child Of "a man who
sells milk on Sunday" And now, sup,
: pose the I'm should refuse milk to the
minister for baptising on Sunday. ~ hat
would that very pious minister dop.
~ Louisiana man dreamed Of burglars
ssiii ishot mis- ,,wiie. In. his sleep. He
thought that the cheapest style of di-
'v6rce and quite as efficacious. aai
An aunluoky chap replied, on being
asked what he cleared on q certain specu-
lation, Nothing. but my pockets" i.