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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
LMBOLD'S
BUCHU
For Weakness Arising from Excuses
or Early Discretion,

attended with the following symptoms: IN
disposition To EXcrtiOn, Loss of Power, Loss
OF Memory, Difficulty OF Breathing, General
Weakness, Horror of Disease, Weak Nerves,
Trembling Dreadful Horror OF Death, Night
SweatS, Cold Feet, Wakefulne>S, Dimncss
of Vision, LGnguor, Universal LasSitude OF
of the Muscular System, Often Enormous
Appetite with DySpepiic symptoms, Hot
Hands, Flushing of the Body, DryneSs of
the Skin, Pallid COuntenance and Erup-
tons on the Face, Pain in the Back, Heavi-
ness Ofthe EyplidS, Frequently black spots
Flying before the Eyes, with Temporary
SuiTusiOu and Loss of Sight, Want Of At
tcuIion, Great Mobi ity, Re>tlCSsncsS, with
Horror OF Society. Nothing is more dcSir-
able To such patients than solitude, and
nothing they more dread, for fear OF them
selves; no rCpOSc OF manner, no earnest
ness, no speculation. but hCrrird transit
ton from one question 10 another.
These Symptoms, ifAIIowed to 60
on--Whrch this Medicine Invariably
Remoyes--Soon Follow Loss Of Pow
er, Faulty and EpiIeptic Fits, in one
of which the Patient may Expire.
nur". u.r -uprrimtv"donoo of DR.. will
son at the Bloom ngdale Asylum, this sad
result occurred in TWO patients. Reason
had for a time left them, and both died Ct
epilepsy. They were of both sexes, and
about twenty years of age.
Who can say that these excuses are not
frequently followed by those dircful dis
eases, Insanity and Consumption The
records OF the Insane AsSl la ms, aud the
melancholy deaths by Consumption, bear
ample witness 10 the truth of these asSrr-
tons. In Lunatic AsylumS the most mel.
ancholy exhibition appears. The counfe-
nance Is actually SOddCn aud quite drSti-
tutp. neither mirtn nor grief ever visits IL
Should sound of tie voice occur ii is rare.
~ arliCulatc.
"With wnfuI measures wan despair
Low sul!en sounds their grief bcguilcd. +"
While wcrcgrct the existence Of thcabOvc
diseases and symptoms, we are prepared 10
offer an invaluable gilt az chem iStry for the
removal 81 the consequences.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

In his Nashville speech Hon. CARL
ScurRz was emphatic in his dlSappro
baton of the policy OF the present ad-
ministration, and in his frequent ex-
pressions of apprehension Of the result
to our Republican institutions to follow
its perpetuation in power, the only &c,
liverance from which he considered to
be through the cooperation of sincere
parties in a political organization which
would insure the obliteration Of section
al bitterness from national politics:
Such an organization would command
the confidence and secure the party the
cooperation Of men Of his faith, who
would support some one in preference
not conscientloGsIy act With the Demo
cratic party. Such movement would
receive the support of the entire German
element Of the nation and true patriots
OF all parties, and result in general
restoration OF the Union
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

THERE is weeping and wailing in the
camp Of ANTHONY and STANTON, fol
despite their excellent stumping in Ne
braska the women decline to he saved.
The new Constitution is defeated the
four independent propositions are de.
feated worse still; and the last, the
woman suffrage clause, though submit
ted to the vote OF both sexes, is beaten
by far larger majority than any of the
others, showing its main opposition to
have come from the sex it proposed to
elevate.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
Died..

KNOX-On Thursday the Dist, Mrs MAR.
TIA KNOX, relict OF Col. Charles ID. Knox,
in the seventy-eighth year of her age.
The funeral will take place from her late
residence, on Main street, THIS friday AZ
TERNooN at four o'clock. The friends Of the
family are invited to attend.
FRANZHEIM-On Thursday morning at
~ o'clock, Mr.. LOUIS FRANZHElM, in the
forty-sixth year ofhis age.
The funeral will take place from his late
residence, on Market street, above Jefferson
at 9 O'Clock FRIDAY AFTERNOON. Friends
OF the family are respectfully invited to
attend
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
SPECIAL NOTICES.
On Marriage.

Essays for Young Men, on Great Social
Evils and Abuses which interfere win
Marriage, and ruin the happiness OF thou-
sands,-with sure means OF relief Tor Inc er-
ring and unfortunate diseased and debili-
tated. Sent in sealed letter envelopes, free
Of charge.
Address HOWARD ASSOCIATIONS. No.
South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Ia.
SpDj-ppSb
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
Bachelors Hair Dye.

This superb Hair Dye is the best in the
World-Perfectly Harmless, Reliable and In
Simultaneous. No disappointment. No Ri
diculous Tints or Unpleasant Odor. The
genuine w. A. Bachelors Hair Dye pro-
duces IMMEDIATELY splendid Black or
Natural Brown. Does not Stain the Skin,
but leaves the Hair Clean, Soft and Beau
tiful. The only Safe and Perfect Dye. sold
by all Druggists. Factory Ii Bond street,
New York. ian22-dSw
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

The Toledo Blade declares "that the
way to enhance the credit Of the govern,
ment and Tighten the taxes of the people
is to keep the Republican party in
power" Andthe the way to strengthen
the foundation OF your house is to fill
your cellar with gunpowder and throw
a red hot poker into it.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

If ever there was an old saw daily
exemplifed it is this: Familiarity
breeds contempt" The more Grant
goes about the country, the more
studiously the people avoid showing him
even the respect of curiosity. A colt
with two tails could draw a hundred to
his one any day.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

Now that The grasshoppers and potato
bugs have subsidized in Illinois, the
Spiritualists. it is said. are overrunning
the State, running the minds of the
young people and setting old folks
crazy. The visitation of potato bugs
was far less dangerous.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

The sun celebrated its autumnal
crossing of the line by a frost that
nipped the sweet potato vines, pump,
kins and late corn. 1t may have
touched the Catawba grapes with too
heavy hand to be desirable. Apple
gathering will now be in order.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

JOHN S. Il. NORTON has stolen one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars from
the New York Post Office, so far as
heard from. John is an ardent Repub-
lican, and if he isn't a praying member
of an anti-Tammany club he ought
to be.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

THERE are good Republicans and
safe forecasters Of the future who do
not believe General Grant can be re.
elected. Some OF these doubt if any
Republican can be chosen.-Springfeld
ReDuJlicdn.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

A GENTLEMAN who demurred al the
charges of a Niagara Falls hackman
was taken before a justice and fined
five dollars for being insolent. The
hackmen and hostlers are in the major.
ity in the village.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

IT is said that Jay Cooke, the banker,
owns the fee simple of as much land
as lays within the confines of the six
New England States, but it is mighty
raw land, and stands in need of cooking.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

TwENrY-NINR members of the United
State Senate have signed paper insist
ing upon restoring Sumner as Chairman
Of the Committee on Foreign Relations.
This is the first stone at Grant
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

SOME irreverent cuss says Horace
Greeley wrote his book on farming
under spiritual influence. 1t must have
been lager beer, for any other spiritual
influence would have made it lively.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
Ills 'skAz%
j tss.a 81
NJ AN H GOD
N THE
Young and Rising Generation

The Negative powers of life are strong, but
I'm a Jew wears how often the paid hue, me
Lack -lustre eve and emaciated form, ana tue
impossibility of application To mental ell
fort. show their baneful influence. IL soon
becomes evident TO the observer that some
depressing influence Is checking me H9 Vel
onment Ofthe body. Consumption ista!Ked
az. and perhaps the youth is removed rom
school and sent into the country. This Is
one of the worst movements. Removed
from ordinary diversions OF the eNer-chalS-
ing scenes of the city, the powers OF the
body, too much enfeebled 10 give z3St 10
heaIthful and rural exercise, thoughts are
turned inwardly upon themselves.
1.-THE patient be n female the approach OF
the merses is looked for with anxiety as
the first symptom in which nature is To
show her saving power in ditluSing the
circulation and visiting the cheek win
the bloom of health. Alas! increase OF ap-
petite has grown by what IL fed oh. The
energies Of the system are proStluteG, ana
the whole economy is derdngcd. The beau
tlful and wonderful pc. Tod in which body
and mind undergo so fascinating change
from child to woman, is looked for In VAN.
The parents heart blccdS In anxiety, ana
fancles the grave but waiting for its victim.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
VIM. Tell Lodge No. 6, 10. OF.

THE MEMBERS OF VIM. TELL LODGE
i are hereby notified to meet at their
Lodge Room THIS (Friday) ArIEhNOON
NJ In O'clock, for the purpose of paying the
last tribute of respect to our deceased Broth.
er. r. G. Louis Franzheim. The members OF
VIM. Tell Encampment No 7, and sister
lodges are invited to attend. ~ order OF
ALBERT A. Omar, n. g:
lLJOuS SALADA, Secty. sep2
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

South Uaronfa, ksNsEsk, uenunnce4
General GRANTS military law pro
gramme in relation to that State, and
declares the civil law is entirely saffi
cient TO repress disorders. Military
law is not intended to repress disorders
Its mission is 10 elect delegates for
General GRANT, and carry States foI
him at the election by the bayonet, not
ballot.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22

The New York Evangelist says: The
Cleveland and Pittsburgh railway does
not turn a wheel or do any work on the
Sabbath day. In 1856 its stock was
down to ten cents, now it is over $50.
The percentage OF accidents on that
road is less than any other in the West.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
NEW ApvERTIsEMENTs
StOlen-S5O Reward.

oNTHE NIGHT OF THE 18th INST,
1 from my stable on the National Road,
fSnr and one-half miles from Wheeling,
Rrioht Say Horse, about fifteen hands high,
three years old, white hind legs, star on
his forehead, and a white stripe on his nose.
I viii 1--WE SIS for the recovery Of the horse
or $50 for recovery Of horse and thief.
seno]ea CHARLES OTTERSON.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
DRUGS AND hHEDICI
!, UST RECEIVED,

$50 Boxes Window Gia,,
B BblS. Castor OH.
p Boxes Starch.
- Corn Starch.
80 boz. Vinegar BllirrS.
- HOsitlIrT's nillcr..
"A Lindscy's Is. ScaIcAr.
I'D " Sellers Pills.
W " Cough Syrup
SMITHS, SINtLA.Eu
apr25 wholesale j.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-09-22
UST RECEIVED,

lust RECEIVED,
10 Gross Frcy's NermIUgr
lO Boxes New Home" soap
~ CASTLE soap.
- Gross Toilet soap, aSSpriJ
- Mats Cinnamon.
D Bags Grain Pepper.
, " AiIrpicr.
SMITHS, SINtbNh
april Who.r,ue
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
A sahara sapd Storm.

wanted to see one of those awful
storms which are said to be so violent
IN the great desert that men, and some
times caravans are buried alive be-
meath the Immense masses of sand
The men were not mistaken. The
wind, which had been blowing light
~ in an east-northeast direction, be.
gan 20 increase gradually, till at last
IL blew a perfect gale. The sand be-
gan 70 ny and the storm increased
still more. The air soon become naur-
ky with sand, which few toward the
Sea like thick fog. 1t was a grand
and SPLENDID sight. The light Of the
day had become quite dim. because
the suns rays could hardly pierce the
clouds of sand. It continued blowing
for several hours. The wind was hot:
my lips became parcned and my ewes
sore, as in spite of my thick veil, the
sand penetrated everywhere. Now
that had seen a genuine sand storm,
hoped that the wind would mOder-
ate. Little hillocks and mounds were
formed here and there, and our wells
were filed up with drifting sand. The
sand got into my clothes through eve
~ opening In them. 1t filed my hair
my nose, my ears, and even my
mouth. It covered everything ia our
camp, and completely spoiled our
food; but we had TO eat it as it was, as
there was no choice. Toward evening
the wind gradually calmed down, and
by the time the sun had set below the
horizon nature became quiet again.
The sand storm of the desert was over
and I was glad I had seen it.-Du
ChdiLsu.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26

The Bangor (Afs.) Why is response
HE g.. a., e.If,,,,-;,,,,. -

The Bangor (Ms.) Why is response
bic for the following story:
In the village of Brewer, opposite
Bangor, two men, Messrs.A and B, car
ry on livery business, occupy stables
situated about a quarter of a mile
apart, and each owns a huge Chester
hog weighing nearly 400 pounds. The
other day Mr.. AS hog broke out of his
pen and strayed down to Mr.. BIS prem
ises, and that gentlemen seeing him
on the street mistOok the animal for
his own, and drove him into the pen
under his Mr.. B's) stable. Presently
he heard terrible rumpus, and going
out to ascertain the canse, found that
his own pOreine had resented the in
trusion, and was giving the hog he
had turned in a terrible thrashing.-
Separating the cOmbatants, Mr.. B
drove Mr.. AS hog home, and he was
secured in his own domain. The next
morning Mr.. B, upon going to feed
his hog, discovered him lying on the
ground ia his pen utterly exhausted,
and his adversary Of the previous day
lndustriously engaged in gnawing a
hole in bis back. It appears that af-
ter Mr.. AS hog was driven home the
day before, he meditated upon the
drubbing he received until he got
mad all over. and breaking out in the
night, he made his way through the
darkness to his adversary's sty, smash
ed his way In, and proceeded to re-
venge his wrongs by nearly killing his
antagonist.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
ARemarkabIe BOY.

Farmer BOgles was a veTaciOus old
codger. II there was anything he de-
lighted in it was TO secure the atten-
ton Of some one while be spun 9
yarn about the wonderful 'cutenes OF
bis boy Tom. Tom was his idOl-his
hero on every occassiOn-and never
would the old fellow let his hero sur
fer for want of a romance.
"Ah ~ said BOgles one day, as he
had fairly fixed his auditor, ''fOm IS
the most remarkable boy you ever set
eyes on; ne's like his dad-yOu cam
no more sarcumvent him than you
can q WoOdchuck. You recOlieet
that choice appletree that stood down
under the hill, beside the stump fence!
Well, I was mighty sayin' % those
apples, can tell you. forbid Tom
t0uchin' ien, as they brought q high
price In the market and every one
told; but he woald get 'em IN spite o
me. It was his way, yCu know anu
ali possessed could not stop him. One
day 1 caught the young scapegrace up
IN the tree, stufin' his sack with the
fruit, and determined, this time, TO
punish him for it.
q Thomas, my son, says ], your
fathers caIlins ye-cOme down."
81 thought I'd be sort % persuasive
30 Il would fetch him, but he smelt
the rat, and didn't bulge an inch.
'T cant dad said he; these pesky
apples are in the way
/" Tom l continued, sternly, for
nv dandeT begun TO rise, come down
this minnit, or I'll cut down the tree
and let yer fall.'
nYou see my poor old limbs would
not permit my shinin' after the boy
90 had TO take other means.
40, no, you won't dad, says Tom
only think how you'd mourn if ye
couldn't sell the apples to stuff the
old toad skin.
''That was to m5ch-to have my
own boy accuse me Nv seecn parsim-
unny. So, what does / do but git the
axe and cut away at the bottom ol
the tree.
''Tom-Thomas I cried, as the tree
was about half cut of, will ye come
down now, and save yourself
Never mind, dad, says he; !
amt spiiin."
s'It was no use; I couldn't bring
him that way, and so chopped away
al the tree, till at last it began tosway
and fell to the ground"
''Whatl and crushed your own
boy?D calculated the horrified listen
er.
''Not by long chalk" replied old
Boglss, winking knowingly, you
couldn't come It over Tom in any
sech way. What had he done but
crawled out on a limb, and while I
was choppin' at the bottom 70 the tree
he had been cutting of the limb with
his jack-knife, and when the tree fell,
there he sOas stu up there on the
fisabf''
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
eHis Dern,d Luck -

A couple Of country lads who came
20 the city last week to see the sights
and lay in q supply of nice things for
the holidays, in their peregTinations,
dropped into q well-known store on
Summit street where a number OF
cards, with these words in large let
ters, stared them in the face:
ANY ARTICLE
IN THIS STORE
ONE DOLLAR.
Now, ranged behind the counters in
q row, and at certain distances, were
some twenty or thirty pretty young
lady clerks, sweet iE smiles and bland
IN manner, one Of whom asked:
tGentlemen, anything you want to
get2'
Our country lads grinned amusing
surprise and evident satisfaction
"What dye say, Bill ?p stammered
one Of them. ''I'll be swinged if ex-
pected anything like this. I hain't
got bat fifty cents, but if you'll lend
me half dollar, III invest"
'All right, Tom. It's dog cheap;
here's q half.n
"Well, sir, ''said the ready and oblig-
ing Clerk 'please point out the arti-
cle.n
"Now, BILL" say Tom again,
''squint round; which one 'ud ye take
If ye was me ?n
''Le' me see,p says Bill, "if you'll
leave it to me, I'd choose that'n over
there with light hair and big shiganon
with blue ribbon tied round it,"
The fair clerk explained that the
prettiest young ladies were stationed
there to wait upon customers and not
10 be sold, whereupon Bill departed
with his friend, mutteriEg: at was
always his derned luek-Dad had been
wantin' him to get married a long
time, but he always slipped up on the
gal.n
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
AnIneenInus Innkenner.

The story of the dandy who showed
how much art exceeded force, by sep
arating two fighting dogs by clapping
his snuffbox to their noses, is capped
by the landlord of the inn at DANA
cardoch, Scotland, quite an original
in his way. In winter a number of
the neighboring shepherds assembled
at his house to drink, crack jokes and
while away tue long nights. Some
times they got quarrelsOme. When
a fray is brewing, our hero puts a bit
of Cayenne pepper in piece of brown
paper, makes the tongs red hot, lifts
the packet with them, and holds it at
the bottom of the door. The result is
magical. An inveterate sneezing and
coughing commences, which is in
stantly followed by a rush to the door
and break up of the company.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26

A lady who was acting as gratuitous
amanuensis in writing letter for a
lady friend last week, had the impu-
dence TO throw the letter in the fire
when nearly finished, for the simple
reason that the lady for whom she
was writing modestly requested her to
close the letter by saying: "Please
excuse bad spelling and writing"
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26

Good temperance people wiz be
surprised to learn what a sot the
moeksng-biru makes of himself in
FLORIDA. His special weakness is the
Derry Of the Hride-Of-China tree upon
Ine juice Of which he becomes as
drunk IS a bioled owl. A flock of tip
sy mocklng birds is a very funny
SIGHT. They fly around in a most
comlcal manner, hiceoughing and
staggering just like real men, mixing
up al sorts or baechanalian songs and
lnterruptlng one another in the most
impQoent manner, not at all like
Tell-behavsd birds.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
Ta-plT.

oii1ger, sweet To-day,
And hasten not way
Let kindly eyes stili shine,
me same old friends be mine,
Ths Joys which, being thine,
Shall pass with thee aTayl
On, leave them, kind To-day
o hasten, drear To-day
0 hasten faster away;
For thou sad tears has brought
AMI hours Wiah sorrow traughts
Fair hop Is that came 70 naught;
TAKE take them all away
And nnger not To-day
oinGnite To-day,
That shall not pass away
Out OF the shadOwy night
Into the heavenly light
Under his watehfui sight,
We fain To1id haste away,
And call earth Yesterday.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26

A sporting young lady says: 'If
the course of true love does never run
smooth, why don't the water it and
roll it regularly so many hours day,
until they get the course so smooth
that any donkey can run upon it?''
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
WIN Attaehments tor an kinds sl

with Attachments for al kinds of
work.
Is fast winning favor IN the household, a.
shown by the sales Oflast year, amounting
to eighty-siL thousand. seven hundred and
eighty-one machines, which far exceed thoas
Of any other company.
This new FAMILY MACHINE Is capable
OF q range and variety OF work such as was
thought impossible, a short time ago, 70
perform BY machinery. We claim, and can
show those whom IL may concern, that 70 is
the cheapest, most beautiful, delicately ar
ranged, nicely adjusted. easily operated. and
smoothly running OF the Family Sewing Ma
chimes. It Is remarkable, not only for the
range and variety OF its sewing bat also for
the variety and different kinds Of texture
which IL will sew with equal facility and
perfection, using silk Twist, Linen or Cot
ton Thread, fine or coarse, making the Inter-
locked Elastic-Stitch, alike on both sides of
the fabric sewn. Thus beaver cloth, or Ieath-
er, may be sewn WITH great strength and un-
formity OF stitch, and In a moment this
willing and never Wearytng machine may bo
for hne work on gauze or gOssarner
tissue, or the tuclzing Of tarietan, or ruhiing,
or almost any other work which dngers have
been known to perform.
Purchasers can soon be Convinced that our
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essential plicity OF eOnstruc-
tiOn-ease Of Operation-unifOrmity OF PRE-
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ange and variety OfWOrk, ,dne or coarse, leav-
ing all rivra behind if.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-01-26
FOR SALE /!

THE Dwelling House, with an acre OF
ground. next to the Union school House.
small bed rooms, and closets Cellar under
The whole building, and s large cisterR.-
For particulars inquire Of -
J. h. PITTENGER
Dec. /, ls7O-n7-tf