Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1871-12-29
boston Letier % The Now fork Iribrne.
Boston Sarcastically Treated.

t Bunker Hill shone over all. Come they soon or
come they late, be they princes OF the North or
kings of the Cannibs islands, Boston has for
itt guests programme of eniel tsinment which
never fails and never varies First-Nisit 10
5 the State House and Faneuil hall, Cradle OF
Liberty, mes, OF American spread-eagle, and all
that sort Of thing seconds ball, at which
bacon street dances with his highness, and the
lesser planets wept little weeps ofeavy third
a dinuer, with a poem iourth-grest organ,
and inrocent infantile roSrs from the public
= school children in psntalets sad roundSboCis
assembled ffth-Hsndel and Hayden society
sixth-school-shp There are other diversions
Of an equally ;e'thstic nature. but these are the
chief delights which await the great on the apex
Of civilization Alexis went mildly but firmly
, through them ell with one exception be was
nerciiuliy spared the Scholarship Does every
body know what the schoo-shIp is l,'s the
uzutca moral taby-house OF Massachusetts, 80.
an expensive payihiug, kept to show an awe
struck world, in the l-uguage o.. l.;le Jack,
Glow gdcd be
Just look 20 I1e-'
''Oh, stranger, here within cur gates, hast
thou written book or msde particularly bad
statue Thou shsit dine upon the Scholarship
Did thy ancestors come over in the 3lay-FiOWer,
and Art thou c'eycr2 Thou sla't dine on the
s,hool-shiq Art thou-blessei fste "A lectur-
sohool-snip Art thol. o friend, Of The Ssngre
sz1l Then, truly, saslt thou dine upon the
schoo'-saip Whtt, fors1oth, are To us the Red
Ribbon Of Honor, the Order Of Csthe inc, the
Star sud the Carter 1t the ef=fe civilization
OF Yourup rejoice 10 tuch trides. Our rewari
Of merit Is a diunor urcn the schll-saip hap
py benliug OF the spiritull and material
delicious combination Of soup sad soul, Of hsh
sud fame, of Beef. benevolence and bomnistic
bounce. Gentle Charles Dickens went down
unit The harbor. %; was decorc with his dinner,
AMI made speech 80 ihe boys, full of swsot
gsyety aud manly counsel. Everybody v ho has
gone anywhere, and dene anything specially
+ comueniabe, dimes there In .scr everybody
who is brilliant and cls-m'ar has di-el there
!, myself. have dlned there.
Well, Alexis as ye, has escaped thar honor
unto which he was born. Bu. be bosei beneath
the roof of ihe ball which opened as SOFT of
menagerie ilr the exhibition otthe dancing bear.
Actus ly, the soci. iu;au5iiiies Of Boston were
guilty # the bed taste ot forming a bresrhie.s
and immov4D.e circle a-ouud the duke while be
went through the solitary quadnl.e 0i the mo F
ment with the happy sevea trlec'ei by the cl--
mitiee. But what would sou i4c riicuiaus
rehnemcnts u the depravei, r1t 20 say et-'e.
European courts We tesn,se. our manners sre .
those Of republican siurlc'y- and 20 iou, ss .
We have the spirits Of men, or cats, we VII .
LOOK 81 kings, oe they --uc-a- or aot dancing .
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another And they saIl 90 n'm a. TO At'ss-
eIIstt.s' iA tut "ai ie e- our =.rtl A'A'.--
man, Daniel Webster ' i1cie sAe siani-
ali in'i'ri t.asa i-- e-n0- % le' ias'i'u' .l-
OF ehaFIiy sLi icifn-ns A-t 'Ae'e were fH-
srn iocAs ana plymouth fathers s-i.ie'tl
through the aiunef IN lae 'a.s, ornate ani pat
Toiic A-alef thi 7-1s iNir a sp,ech as
ae'' rs % Wa saait -ii Tue A'@ q. soN.--'ai
h'e4efer-"as ended H'ia elofHlolf sai's'aci %
10 every pony
4H7 --'l 'l,'-'7 .- '-' '--N- o'le WIZ
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desrs Thew sar- to Alexis. arl exc fh.v
waved suau bot yi..ea: COTTON al,s. sh,ch VIVA
the h.ck-rouoi Of crest orssrs. formed "a sc.5e
Of unex.no..i -Irgs5l.u-s. ari ClsHeofL.--
ertv-ues-. let 10 ais-iurgisb-l ftrsr-er ir.t-
-ile that he eau visit Boston All e.e4-e.5s
bsrn-ui7ur trouhIinrs az her e.ao.sstl b.rIrs
aud ag the lisnial saI H.,Ien t1s's-- Tsrr
ars the ouiy performers iu the wo-d wa1u never
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aai the piuk cauon' p-ticltfs 10 had dlInei in
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