Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1871-02-24
MINOR nnnrlon.

I Int 4agAAaA W eAAD
corn.
Prussia to France You've got to
the end Of Eu-rops."
How to spoil a chiId-send hiu to
fill a lighted kerosene lamp
A good way to expand your cheat
carry big heart in it.
What state is round on both ends
and high in the middlef Ohio.
A Michigan woman found live iz-
ard in the heart of potato,
i Why is a woodchuck like a sausare7
/ Because it's ground hog.
1 What Columbus did-A notion erta1-
ed him, and he CROSSED an ocaan.--lfeW
I Orleans Times.
ALICE Cary died February l1, vft ch
is the date Of her fathers death lu
1866.
i The next best thing to paying p1a-
tor large salary, is 70 pay him his
small one promptly,
! 1t is said that timber cut Bio Februa-
ry viii last three times longer than
cut in the summer months
"A Missouri lady waved red Grg.
stopped the train, and asked the elu-
ductor for chew Of tobacco for ar
i old man.
j q 14AE MAAAA UA4WH W AAAA @NAaA NAa
I Colorado that when man loses lia
hat he has to telegraph to the neEt sfa-
I tion to have some one stop it.
! A judge in Indiana has been nioz-
I named II" Old Necessity" because ue-
/ cessity knows no law.
Gen. Nanteudel bears quite d strz-
! ing likeness to Gen. Fremont, emo, De-
fore the war, was often mistaken
him by Americans travelling Oh Che
continent.
The Chicago Times, annomoing tho
fact that man there married 60 r1l
out of jail, remarks that some chNU9
/ have queer idea of liberty"
Female teachers oppose the election
of directors of their own sex, aa
tain to result in the employ ment nt
male teachers exclusively.
A Tennessee temperance lecturer da-
nounces rumsellers as worse tnlu
murderers. He had subsequent iu-
terview with the urbane and genial
hotel keeper, and wears his leu eli
a sling.
A physician said Of aquaclZ that % Is
was such an ignOramua thHJ, " Ha
could take lantern and 20 down lu-
side his patients, he Wouldn't dnd ouI
what the matter was"
Aaan evidence of German profanity
it is stated, up 10 unQuesJionA2le alt-
thoritv. that Gen. Won Mollks was
born in MecklenburgS SchWerin. hl-t
q wicked infant he must have haeni La
be sure.
Daughter: " Well, 90 tell the trutl
do not think much OF the close
the Sermon Father Pruba1l
were thinking more Of che 1latnea
the congregation
a foreign gentlemen declares tlat
be can tell whenever he CROSSES tn1
border of Massaehusetts. because alL
the women begin % have views"
An Indiana girl when asleop recitaf
Greek but when awake is utterly
noraut Of that language. Lhla 81
1nultla eu- 9n uisfll for sag
Swivel Sermons A" was the name
young minister of lazy habits gave lo
package of sermons which he cQull
preach TO any text"
. A good deal Of the consolation oIer-
ed in the world is about as aolacins
the assurance of the man 90 bis HiIe
when she fell into the river 90 You u
find ground at the bottom. my denr''
+ There is no better remedy for cold
feet than TO slap the leg briskly iust
above the knee, after raising lne 2oul.
The increased circulation induces lime
mediate relief.
In Italy they are urging @ law lo
prOhi bit Che sale of liquor within tnrla
miles of any institution OF learning
This is done TO promots pedestriani
DIR. Brown-sequard recently Haid he
believed that the time would come
when physicians would be called n-L
for the purpose of no king sick people
well. but to teach people how NOS 90 De
sick.
Mr.. CaIaisher is an eronaut. and he
IA q voice
audible at a height of two miles, Wll4e "a
mans voice has never been heard ul aLi-
sr than mile.
The California pitcher plant is SAID
to rese m bic in shape the upralsel ha.4
and body Of an excited COBRA DO H
sesses an extraordinary attraction
insects, especially flies, who enter enc
hollow body, aud being unable Co exc
.ricate themselves, die there.
A 50 sBesieeed Resident" am English
nan, said The Farisian ia NOT
seward but his indtvi uality is go
strongly developed that ho objects 90
hat individuality being deatroyea pV
ome stray shot"
A young Hoosier once said to
aOosferess, "Sai. is there anybody
,ourtiu' VA now 27 And SAL replied
Well, Sam, there Is one fellow aorter
,ourtin', and sorter not, but reckon
c is more sorter not than sorter,
william b. Allen Of GreonburF
Iv.. is sixtv-seven; he never -WuEa
m oath, has never let che sun catch
lim in bed since he could reCullect, haE
lever had a fight orquarrei, never had
lawsuit, and never was sick iu bis
ife.
" Are the pictures which you brought
Iome from Europe an landscapes
aid an artist to Mrs. shoddy one oHT-
Lord bless you no, replied Che l1-
lgnant lady .'they' inc paintin's
The population Of Colorado hus fal-
en- OF very materially since laalt
wing % the migration ot miners
lther States, It was reported tQ %
ixty thousand i'm 1851 bus 0ecnrl
o the recent census it % thirty thou
and.
II is said that the man who Won't
axe a paper because he can borrow
ne, has invented a machine oy which
o can cook his dinner by The smoke
t his neighbor's chimney.
'sI've threo cents Left, said loafer.
so IN buy a paper with them. -
What paper viii YOU huVl" Eaid
,iend, curious 20 learn Tho literary
lste of his acquaintance. "A paper
Tobacco replied the lootar-
Bret Harte's most popular story, che
Luck of ROarinR Camp came nc#r
eing excluded from che orerloia
fonttlv because the young woman eng
loved "a q proof reader pronounced
t'unfit for lady 30 read"
For a city Of its size-it has at prcs-
nt a population Of about D0.U1o-
ran fort-on- the Main BE- said tQ be
ie wealthiest i'm the world. over
uudred of it's citizens (merchonts end
an k ers) are reported to Pc worth more
nan S5,000,000 each.
A mathematical friend ia bothcrIng
r. hnHa q . H'...HH"
ith 10 legs can catch Sd rabbits WIN
(, in ia minutes, how many luEs mnHt
le same rabbits have 90 gct HW
ON dogs with 82 legs iu if mlnNLc4
ad o half-allowing SJo days ta tHe
ear.
This is the way O Colorado lover eA
reqsed admiration FOR his iuiri 11oa
neafnr she Fn She killed DeaM