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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20

Fifth Avenue Hotel-Gen. b. F. Butler Of
n Y %: the Hon. NJ. \. Bcmus Of Mayville N. V; Gen
II Ie Fevre of Ohio. and Col W. $. King OF Minnesota
- st. Nicholas Hotel-EH-Gov. Evans of Colorado
Cen H. IT, Reid OF Iowa. Gen. W. n. COler ~ Illinois,
Manuel Rovira, Spanish Vce-COnsul at Savannah, b. T.
Smith Of Ohio, and the Hon. s. j. sadold OF Alabama
oneida Co. ~ y, and Q. W. Armstrong, Albany. ==
ST Denis Hotel-Col. G. n Gordon T. ). A., and Major
Lewis OF the Marine Corps ==-5 Everett HOuse-Pay-
master CarmOdy, L. 8. Navy. 1913 Hoffman House-EN-
senator Dooittle Of Wisconsin. AlbemaTle Hotel
Ex-senator John C0nness ~ California. == Ast0r
lIouse-The Hon. James NJ. Ashley Of Ohio, and Cen o.
NJ Pullman 81 Chicago and Thomas Cramp Of Montreal
= Grand Central Hotel-Gen. j. ID. lmboden OF var
RniI the Hon. Israel 4. Hatch OF Buffalo Judge Uranium
OF Alabama aud Col. ID. :. Printup of Georgia.
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IAnnoneomenu
WHITCOMB's ASTHMA REMEDY-Sme cure.

A SLIGHT EXPOSURE IN BAD WEATHER,
vHRs TIE srsrRH ORDER, sTUBBORz
Com. THg ATTENDING CoUGH mRTlrEs LgsGs NOT
PROMPTLY FREQUENTLY TEsDESCr TUBER
cuLoUs CONDITION To AVOID DASGER,
Corps SHOULD DR.. JATyES B1PEcroRsr
WHICH sooS LoosEss CoUGHs
rSTiAHRD PARTS AND ssTrsG
rsyr OF THE WAY TO GOOD SOLD
WHEEA
No REMEDY IN THE WORLD ever came into
speh uuys ne fully he confidence u msnkd
ArRnl CHEKY fos the Of Coughs Coda and Goa
sumption.
REMOvAL.-WillardH Harvey, dealer in imported
domestic Papers Taes ThcSs nd Coriag from 80 BoadS'y
to - FfAHkhB-st NeE.YOfa
THE SPRING OPENING OF DRESS GOODS, SILKS,
Sh,vs a.e Upholstery Goods At Lord TAiLoRs, VII tAe
place todsy.
PERUVIAN SYRUP Ian Iron Tonic makes the
veal strong.
WIsTAR's BAIsAM OF WILD CHERRY cures
Coughs. Coils, aul Cons Imp tOn.
PHRENOLOGICAL EXAMINATIONS daily at $50
Broaigsy fhosng talents defects and best pursuits pointed ou
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
HoW TO CONTRADICT. 4 NEWSPAPER
, DENIAL THAT EXPLAINS ITSELF
Fcio- York. March Is. 1871.

A DENIAL THAT EXPLAINS ITSELF.
To the Editor Of me tribune.
SIR: In your paper OF to-day you announce
that Capt. Redmond Tully, L. S, n, robbed in
'parollousc" on Sunday evening. There IS no snch
officer IN the army, you Uay ascertain from your own
Army Register Justice to the fair fame Of the army
viii You please announce your mistake IN your next
issuei OFFICLR'
For! WddSic0rtb, March l6. 1871.
p s-YOu will do the officers OF this post favor by
publishing the above This Iully Was an officer at one
time hut was mustered ont on Dec. e. 1870.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
NEW WORK DAILY TRIBUNE, MONDAY MARCH 70 1871

Henry Elliott Chas O. Rosenburg, j. H. Iiager, Horny
d. Palmer Thomas ]. Hall, T. Il. BAKER.
The third and fourth lyceum lectures before
tho young Mens IJnyersallst Association will be dc
l,vered Monday evenings March - and TO- by the Rev
H. g. Boles at the Church OF our savior, In Ihirty-
hfth-st.. on the Microscope ana its keFelatlohs'
At the Greene-st. M. +. Church, yesterday,
services held in commentator OF the late An
tbony Civil for more than 40 years member OF that
church. The Rev. A. h. Sanford, pastor, and others
made brief addresses in which the character and re
iIgous labors OF the deceased fully set forth.
FL. b. Hodgslln lectured on Saturday even
ing. at Cooper Institute, on Work. Weather, and
Wealth" He said that civilization originated where
man was compelled 10 work 30 secure food and clothes
As yet have little control over the results OF their
work The weather regulates the cropsi upon crops do
pend eurIlus; upon surplus, wants.
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"ON TRIAL" half year, g. Newsmen have
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DO no, wish to iuOra 700 r,aier hat Dr. M ,,,r
man has discovered remedy that eare COa'sapH0o bs,
ar, half souume-in short viii all Diseases sae'
or estate male neu live forever and leave ee' p.,~B
.ori and designed saounArE hes sSss
kry,u itself sh. be bat ssds his m, "a
Of that T Of bsmbssgsy Bat shea sa yf C.h he Hs
Tie wcrH cases ~
only ...s that thousands eau 'essg 70 O,ons d obs
- 70, .,e that cannot care ApsmPhes g,Ak
,ss ne, 70 .nv address This rsmedI rtH WORLD
SOLD BY MOST DRUGGISTS IN ALL rAHIs O 0i All, osus
g. n, I've doAn Beware Of oeesSn ,susAss
i.tou, See that private stamp so ,.s, that ihs pn"s
Sam ,sued hy nc URod States ~ he uors
X. M, portrait and s,des sss az, \, zIaksA
isuunesss engraved HPon ~ asa feusvs
h, ,r.,, ard Oheu repfesshns ~ nsh
DOut be & mn mo-, B,ins has The lao. ss,s
80 usnaf.c,uT- the sssaiss Dr. SAG, 'sspc. M
travel " cell ths wchese ia s<.<s.s. Bsfa~. =
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20

The officers OF the East River Ferry Company in
Saturday the OF drowning Of Peter PgeF on Mnn
last sppred from tie testimony u' o5c Carr OF ne Poes
had been taken
carried cabins has the ofcc oricred the body to be e
charge Of physician Who doing gst be
and the ocsrs testimony before the Coroner
that pfoaae language used 10 him vas Incorrect
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
HOME NEWS.
TUK WEATHER
PROMINENT ARRIvALs.

p,uIRKs-March Is. Thermometer at M, $40:
n m $50; II y. M, $50 March 10, a. H., 1870, SO'
n M IOo; II y. m, 80.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
HEALTH! BEAUTY!
Strong Pure, and Rich Blood, Increase Of Flesh and
Weight, Clear Skin and Beautiful Complexion through
DIR. RAILWAYS
SAhSAPARILL[hD RESOLVEDT

Ever. drop ofthe ssr,pasn Rsent communicates through the
Blood Sweat Uurs and other eds snduce ihe system e rgor
ofA for the wastes Of The body and SQUAD material
srOfa CoasunPpou GnduA Disease Ulcers the Throat hos1n
1smOu Nodes IN the ilni aa other The Sore
,ul the WORT forms Bis
Bupnon' Fever Sore, sead Head Ring Worn Salt Rheum
ETrPa Asns Bef spots Worms the Flesh Tumos Cancers IN
s womb and a. weakening and Painful psehag Night s-s.n
Los Of Sperm and all Of the Life Principle within the
curative Of this wonder Of Chemistry and - days
vi" prove any person for either Of these form, disease n
potent power 70 Them Hihe patient daily becoming reduced by
TIE wastes lnd decomposition that continually progressing 'ueess IN
ng these ua4i and repairs the WITH material made ron
healthy blood aud this the Ssapasn will and does cure
certain for when once % remedy its work Of raeahoa
And sueeesis In nisshng The Oss Of repairs viii DO rapid
and dag the pane will feel himself growing better and stronger
Not o does the sARsAPARLLIAS REsoLvErT excel al. Known
remedial sgsne In the Of Chronic and sfn
d,.si esi ih ONLY positive for Kidney Bladder Unniu
and womb disease Gravel Diabetes Dopsy soppge Of Water lneoa
hnenee Of Unne BrghE Disease Abunnua and all where
there are brefas' dspons the thick cloudy mIed with
sbstan HE The white of threads like white u there
morbid e. boui sPPsnans ,nd white bonsdus deposit. aud
When srs pricing sensation wheu passing
In the Small Of iAs Bach along the Loiu.
Price dollar bottle Sold By Drugsss evsrywhere
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
NEW-JERSEY.

JERSEY CITY.-James Edward Ganson, chief
clerk Of tho Great Western Dispatch, and prominent
Free Mason died on Saturday the effects OF Injuries
received by falling through cellar grating in Payona-
ave, about one week ago
HoBoKES-The order Of the Eastern Star viii be con
ferred tomorrow evening $50 women, wives, widows,
and daughters Of Master MasOns.
WEST HoBOKEN - Tie Mountain Park Observatory
opened yesterday for the Crowds OF visitors
climbed TO the top, which is at altitude OF 1856 feet
above the level OF the Hudson.
HUDSON CITY.-A OF four Tuesday evening lee
tures beginning March o. VIII he delivered at the Court
House in aid Of the Hudson CITY Free Library.
PATERscS-The annual report OF the Board OF Eiuca-
ton shows that during the past year teachers salaries
amounted 10 s35iS7 SO officers salaries 800 tanitors
wages, $i0S4 81; maintenance OF evening schools,
1875 90; sundTy expenses, S9229 OF total i0l99 ~.
Expenditures account OF permanent Improvements
made as follows: Public School No 2. $8,glg &c
Gncuding ST. 600 for stc) Public School No. c, 1888
enhancement OF Public School No T. 81 l5S % enlarge
ment Of Public School No. 8, 1876 10 purchase and i'm
prOvemcnt OF Intermediate School No. 4, ii6 40 pur
chase Of Eighth Ward School site 5000 total SS33i H.
The charter will limit expenditures for permanent
improvements tn $4,000 per annum .Passaic County
has Sabbath schools 758 teachers, 1900 scholars and
li3l9 volumes In 5. s. Libraries. The Erie Railway
Company delivered about 100 tuns OF bltumnOus coal
last week. and received orders for several hundred
more.
HACKEssAcK.-Bergen County has 90 Sabbath schools,
Teachers 5000 achOarr and 7OS volumes In Sunday
school libraries The Rev. Mr. Grinnel pastor OF the
Baptist Church in this place has been in the ministry
years. and has preached every Sabbath during that time
with exception More than 20 tracts OF real estate
advertised for sale account OF arrears In taxes
NEwARK.-The salt meadows, between Newark and
Ehzabethport, were Oh fire yesterday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
LONG ISLAND

RIVERnE AD.-Much excitement exists among
the Rsher1nen OF Suffolk County regard to bin now
before tho Legislature forbid the OF purse nets in
the bays OF the county The lshermen Saturday OBJ
tanned over 1000 signatures to renonstrGnce against
the passage OF tho bill Next to the agricultural, the
fishing interest Is the paramount In Suffolk County
and many think that they pay Federal license 10
pursue IT, Congress should rghtiuy pass the avs fagu
latng the business hr' CaIlaI, me ol,lolh Ng'illsI
Representative has already had G bill amended. ana
IL endcavOrng 10 secure the hsne privilege LOT is con
sttuents The amended Hell cate Pilot BILL d II
passed the Assembly, continues tho prONihOls OF the
Pilot act so FAR AS they apply 10 Cl Gate plots, uIt
July l. 1910, and fOrJiG5 such pilots 70 take, hereaIe
auy apprentices into their employ. it allows them, IN
the meantime to demand oi captains, owners or con-
sgnees of vessels or 100 tun5 burden and over Onea
p0tage fees in case pilots oHtr thclr services 20 sCH
DAVIS past number Of the pilots have entered into
bond With Nehemiah Hand Of Suffolk County on behalf OF
all shOwners or masters residents OF tAG county VINO
shall own ohequarter interest ID any N'-eI .iIAE ION
said county any larger interest therein IL tne sum Oh
$500. cOndi. thai INC Hen Gate pilots shan aos.a
from charging any aQUuonai OF mar pOluse a. ~
vided tie proposed act pending In the IFlsla
tnrc shall charge and receive such potage only as
is now chaTgedDlc according " law.
JAMAIcA-Messrs Degrann, Armstrong, ana FosGick
pronounce false the statement chat they had lad a
scheme render the Hoffman Boulevard (Which Is now
rapidly approaching eonpFuom unnt Tor wagon tFaYel,
By pet oning the Legislature TO give them the rght 10
Law q double track the avenue 70 Astoria They also
state that they have been consulted In relation 10
the bill and know nothing whatever about ., except
what thew have published. The statement that the
trainers Cf the bill the owners % the Jamaica Turn
pike they pronounce equally false.
EEypSrr lD-The owners Of Sichols's, divers and
De Motifs ponds have failed to accept fr awards FOR
their lands for which the Water Board has boon III ne
ton for some time past and the Board ~ last resort,
fen back upon the provision OF the law appointing com
mssiOners 10 meet this difficulty. Upon an application
10 the Supreme Court Judge Pratt has appointed John
H. Prentice, Robert lnGraham aud Isaac Van Anden as
commissioners ~ appIase the land
OYSTER Bsy.-Tho residents have asked authority OF
the Legislature to build $1,000 Union School House
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
TO TEE PUBLIC.
TIE NORTH AMERICA LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY b's' 10
specs. claim to public Conscience mon Ii system Of business " sS
duest arc now praetced BY ia al cases, known
r,,,yv, .o1a.cruT, rrTNTY mr. mr. YOrrJ
TIE REGISTRATION OF POLICIES,

Amidst al ne Discussions public press ia elsewhere IN r-rs
Insurance h.s never denied b. sly competent 70 e
opinion long The Reserve or net value OF rs one " "
t Cn,pv solvent and the protection Of Insured
p, u,sg al TIE Reserve valle the hands Of Cd; SHN
thereby obtaining Endorsement this Company seca that eSL
All are desired aad grged read the evidence, see hon tie o
Authorizes give tie subject thorough srsnnatoa e 'ins
Ct the oe the Company Of the Insants pAiheaso nc
The result Of sach inquiry viii e 3 conviction that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
BROOKLYN.

About 1000 persons witnessed, yesterday
morning. the dedication Of tie now Roman Catholic
Church OF ST. Augustine. az Fihh-aye. and BeTgenst.
Tho ceremony was performed by Bishop Louglin' as
sted bv fbc Rev Father Smith Of St. Johns College and
the pastor OF the church, the Rev. Father RhaIin Tic
church j. built OF Phadc phia brick with Scotch stone
trimmings in the Gothic STYLE Of architecture and win a
high degree Of ornamenaon Its size Is go by % eet,
ana It's hight 81 feet The cost OF ground ana DudhB
r-.-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20

Of Dividend additions thereto December H. L''' S~0
Tos .roua, o. outs,nnr Policies and adtoz5 go 7o5
The OF Dividends dscile 70 POlcy oes CASH. Up "
p''a~'e' o. ''''' ROBERT A. GRASSIss Secretary.
A. will he observed By study Of statement herr Submitted
the e1He. held BY Company while than Sufficient 10 NEE!
all It's liabilities sol character and sEeh at any
time be converted into cash without schfce.
The o,ency Of company ssccr.sned question Of
choice 70 the RIGHTS poyhoeT enjoys uader the charter The a.
ey OF tie oonpauys the Of talent displayed
the character plans submitted Lal lie probabilities IN Vor Of
satisfactory dividends.
COMPANY orsae incorporated under tue rigorous and super
ysory Of NewYok With guarantee capital Of tSo buniTs 'hon'
dollars paid and invested une States stocks hundred
dol-s Of which tepo,ed with no stA.e Tor the security
poles hodss With perpetual charter which TO it policy
holders surplus Of the business the mutual plant
sa Board Trustees sai Directors identified With tho remarkable
progress this country ami p7o ialy vers in al
those practical details which render h oGce o.
acknowledged and abty With series OF harmony With
the theories and adapted to all tie wants o.! he nsUg
public principal oce through the medium Of e.
LOs Pol, TIE advantageous Consistent oA e7gs!
justiae afd secury.
TA14r Bond Of Iarenea End0cs1t Polty payG5s at ~
clos. Of any stipulated year. dah y sooner occurring.
Their Guardianship, carrying Jon "iA drtni eid eAer
securing annuity through I contingent payaenS through
portion Of t.
Their Sys4a or Grouping RESERVE DIVIDEND POLICY,
rerftng Ll dUlk aresi ansIaaed by any
other Company
Fun pahclls the character practice plans &c, Of this Com
pAny may had application oIce, Of It's Agents
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-03-20
NEW-YORK CITY.

The sale of Mr.. AveTy's paintings takes
place this evening at his Art Rooms on Fiiih-ave.
Arrangements were completed yesterday for
the departure Of n colony OF about 80 persons TO South
EN- Florida mex; Saturday by the steamer clyde
1t is rumored that Col. B. L. Morgan, now Ia
charge of tine free delivery service at the Post Office IS
20 succeed the late Wm. T. Taylor, as Assistant IoSt
master OF Ncw-IoTk.
Mr.. Roome, Keeper of the City Hall, states
that the Jacob j. Roome, mentioned in the article on
"Krro" recently published IN TIE TRIBUNE. Is not his
brother and not ~ the same family
Arrests last week, ,527; marriages, 122 births,
3Gl deaths 409 situations procured at the Free Labor
Bureau 5ls: taxes received s2ol5j IS; fees from go
licenses S55 loss from IS ares s2o5s; insurance SIS Goa
The attempt of the Hudson brcl-makcrs and
brcE. boamen 10 produce corner" in bricks ny means
Of the recent strike Is not likely to succeed especially
as the demand considerably css than usual at ha sea
son. Several city dealers who own boats are dlsloug
the carCoes they among the pmidcrS nlOsJ III
need o. hem New-Jersey and Long Island bricks com
maud only about IS 20 or 80 a thousand
Yesterday was St. JOseph's day, and the
services f. the Roman Ca tho churches were Of char
aeter uuusua this ~ the year. In consequence
of brief issued by Plus TX, Dec 9, 1870 in which he
pronounced ST. Joaeph the special patron OF the Roman
Catholic Church throughout the world The cLuIciesl
which were drapti on the previous evening in the usual
Ierten purple were arranged in white yesterday and
decorated with flowers aud lights. In most 81 tne
churches Grand Btsh Mass ebratcd ana euloee1
were pronounced upon the life and character OF 81.
Joseph. To-day the purple will again DO assumed.
Tho following companies of butchers have
resolved 20 take part The German Peace Jubilee: The
Independent Butcher Guard Capt. Fisher; East River
Butcher Guard Capt Hubner; Brooklyn ButcherGuari.
Can't. Hat; Indept ndent Company, Capt. Hoffman
United Butchers Capt Los Butcher Light Guard, Capt
Ungaia Bloomngdale German Butchers. Capt. schmidt
Uut0wn Butcher Guard Capt Pnag; Independence NO.
l. Capt staug They will turn ont horseback in white
aprons red neckties and high bac hats, preceded by
two bands Of music, win German and American h&ss'
Will Dc provide II Tor those ullaDlc 10 nut
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-10-06

Reverend master was lately eudeavor-
ing TO enforce upon his contraband the
truth of the miracles of the Bible The
poor darkey submitted with a proper hu-
mility to the recitals and explanations of
his teacher, making but one answer to all.
'Massa, bleye 'em, b'leve 'cm, though
he hesiiatcd little at tho story Of Jonah.
Bus when the wondrous escape of Sbadrach
Moshack and Abcdnego was recouDted, it
was too much for his understanding -
What not burn he toe ? NO Not
swinge he wool p NO Den, says Cuff
fee, Il no bIevo him-nor dc fish story
ucidor.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-10-06

BS- A very happy retort was that Of a
badgercd witness to a lawyer named Miss
ing who was tormenting him. The lawyer
was defending prisoner charged with steal
ing donkey The prosecutor bad lef The
animal tied up to a gate, and when he re-
turned it was gone. Missing was very Sc
we're in his examination Of The witness. -
DO you mean to say, witrcss, the donkey
was stolen from that pateY Il mean to
say, sir giving the Judge and then the iu-
~ q sly look, 'thc ass was Missing.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-10-06
SEWING MACHINE.


They also hare f,co Machines for manu-.
featuring purposes Of uHequated capacity,
NEW IN PRINCIPLE x DESIGN.
and like NE former, combining Me mann
advantages and improvements 1chich time
and experience hare demonstrated calua.
bte. IL makes the LOCK STITCH alike
upon both sides Of he taLric-uses a
STRAIGHT NEEDLE and the SHUT
lie, consequently requiring no chanye of
tension an passing from hin TO thick sub
stances and rtcc rcrsd, also erccuting eUery
possible 0driety Of ,,ork, such as
HEMMING, TUCKING, FEELING,
RUFFLING, QUILTING, CoRDING,
BRAIDING, HEM STITCHING,
BINDING, GATHERING,
and Sewing on at same time
'cih The utmost precision and Leauty, stitch.
'"J either ioih Coton, jSi7k or Linen
Thread 'oiM equal .facil,y No sojiin9 OF
aor~' or garments possible. No soaping OF
material 10 be Sc're3 necesSdry.
No scre'cs to be rcD,oceR far oilinq or
clca"iog.
The Weed Mdchine tooA Me highest ,,rise
at he TdrtS Erposaion IN 1861.
IN OPINION FROM HIGn SOURCE.
The following is an extract of letter from
| JESSE H. LORD Mechanical Editor Of the Scieg-
taqc A"eTlcdn, TO an agent of the Weed Sewing
Machine Company, dated June 2lst, 1867:
"Ihave used one ofMc Mr.
Weed Machines f1r aGom SIC months IN nm
family, and us icork IS all That ann regson-
dG(e man could expect. liz a9dIjon 10 Mc
sdt'Etdct'on II gsgeS IN my rife and 2ou1h.
ter, 'cW ddd my oCn opinion asa proc-
f'cdt mechanic hot for PeyJection If lrork-
mdnShiP IN as buid, ami case of n,aniDg.
tafio", as rel ms simplicity Of construction
amt readiness NJ ddJustmcnt, Il Is nat or
ceHcd ~ any other SewjHg Machiae IN ME
mdr|iet. ! am personally ocgUaiated ,cih
me n1dngJdcturers Of he Heed ISeping
-Hdchtne, and He crceHent manner an ,eh;cI
Mey construct linn Is enough To giee Mem
q 9ood name. Probably no better D,echnp-
'cs eo"dact n business IN his countrg and,
dHhoUgh am 1nder no oJligattons eit.er
10 them or me Weed .Se,eipg Wachine (1m-
PoHy, am gIaa IN Jcar teaimoay 10 HE
fdci'ty Of he workmanship and ME calue
efMe Heed Segp9 Machine.
JESSE II. LORD,
Mech. Ed. Scientific American.
HcPdiriHJ ofGH Machines Of ,eAaiecer
ma"g,loci"re, ly Competent Mechanics.-
4Hdch'nes cdiied for at residence-ye.ad-
/"sted ami returned ,edhou deloy.
MrchiHcs sold an terms To Accommodate
all ct1sses If purchasers
instructions GircR 10 those pvrchnsing.
S. T LITTLE,
JOS Butte. 81, CtomJerland, jU.
Nay %, 1871.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-10-06

a Days WoRK.-Mr. M, of Oxford
don't object TO having hired man do a
full days work, at least we should Judge so
from the following story A short time a
90 a man went to his place for work Mr..
n sent him blowing around forty a
.a h-ld. After he had plowed faithfully
a., until the sun was about half an
.--. ugh, he expressed his opinion that it
TAs about time to quit work.
oh, no. said Mr. NJ, 'you can plow a
round six or eight times more just as well
as not
SO the hired man plowcd around six or
eight times, then went into the house, took
care of his team, MIXED nine cows, ate his
supper, and found ten o'clock staring him
IN the face from the old timopiece.
Said the hired man to Mrs. NJ, where
is Mr.. M?
The good woman answered, Gle has re-
tired; do you wish to sec him p
lie replied that he did. After being
conducted to the bedroom, he said, Mr..
NJ, where is the axe?
Why, said Mr., what do you want to
do with the axe 2
Well said the hired man, Il thought
You might like me to split wood till break
fast is ready
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-10-06

~ IUtIe Dc Of a thing, who bad just
got back from party, was asked by her
mamma bow cue had enjoyed herself 20
mamma she said, I'm So full Of happi.
ness, eouldn't be no happier without 7
was bigger
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-10-06
EgTho following correspondence is sai

RSTho following correspondence is said
20 have taken place between q merchant
aul one Of his clients 'sir, your account
has been standing for two years J must
have it settled Immediately Answer
Sir, things usually settle by standing;
regret that my account is an exception If
it has been standing zoo long, suppose you
let it run a little
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WIT AND IIUMOR.

GS-'Doctor, what is the best remedy for
brain on freY' blow it out
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GVStraDger (meoting boy, where can
get shaver just around the corner,
SIR, l4th National Bank. Shave you aud
cut your eye teeth too
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EyCOusiu Guy and Mary we're looking
very innocent, and sitting very far apart,
when Emily came into The room But
somehow Guy happened TO have an earring
hanging TO his whiskerl