South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-10-20
M-OOFLAND'S COLUMN.
ANE MILLION or NTES

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merely that so many persons are the victims
Of dyspe?sis or indigestion, but lis wiling
victims. Nov, we gou.d not be understood
10 say thai any one regards dyspepsia with
tssori or ieels disposed TO rank it among
the luxurles OF life. Far from il. Those
VINO rave experienced its toTnIents would
scout such an idea. Marx TapIey, Hho was
Jolly under all the trying circumstances in
which be was placed, never had an attack Of
dyspepsia. or his jollity would have speed
, forsaken him. Men and women some.
times safier its t~oreures OVERWHELMINGLY.
but whoever heard o! a person who enioyei
them ? of ell the HulliElriOus diseases to
which the human system is liable, there il.
perhaps, none SO generally prevalent as dy-
pepsla. /! there is q wretched being in the
world il is
| A Confirmed Dyspspaef
Bat Il is not our inssntion TO deseant m
The horrors Of DjspeDsio. We have said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the most unive.-
sal +oi human diseases. This is emphatic.
ally the case in the United States. Wheth.
er this general prevalence is Qua to ihe
character Of the food, The method NJ ia
preparation, or the basty manner in which
Il Is usually swallowed. isn0i our province
to explain. The great fact with which Ws
are called to deal is this
Dyspepsia PrsuaiE:
almost universally. Nearly every other per.
son you meet Is victim, and apparently
4 willing one ; Tor were not thi. The case.
why so many sufferers, when a certain spee-
dy and sale TeAedy ia within the easy
reach Of ell wto desire TO avail themselves
Ofitf But the msjoFiiy sill not. Blind.
ed by prejudice, or 6eterred By some other
unexplained i~n1ueOcss they refuse 10 ae>
cept the relief preferred them. They turn
adeafear tosthe testimony Of the ihous-
ands whose sUaerings have been alleviated.
and with strange infatnation, appear to
cling with desperate determination to their
ruthless tormentor. But says a dyspeptie:
What IS this remedy {! to which we reply O..
This great alleviator of human suffering 10
almost as widely known as the English Ian
gasge. It has allayed the agoniss Of thou
sends, ard is to-day carrying comfort aud
encouragement to thousands OF others
This acknowledged panacca ia none other
1hG7 Dr. EooRalGs GcrmQa Bitsrs.
Would you kh0y ,nloIs oLths meri 5 Of
this wo1derfgl medicine tEan can no learn
cd from the experisEcs Of Others? Tryis
YOURSELF and When i, has failed TO inl6H
the measure Of its efficacy given by The
proprietor, then abandon faith in il.
Lit BE Remembered.
irSt Of all, that HOOFLANDS German
bittets ia not q rum beverage. They are
not alcoholic in any sense Of the term
They are composed wholly of the pure idirs
or vital principle o! roots. This is not q
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared nv one
OF thu sblesi German chemists. UpIkss-
ny other Bttfers in the market, they ara
wholly free from spiritaous iugredients.-
The objections which hold with so much
force against preparations of this cIsss.
Dsmely- that a desire Tor intoxicating
drinks IS stimulated by their use. are ros
valid 10 the case Of the German Bit,ers.-
50 far from encouraging or intoxicating .
tsste or dtsire for inebriating beverages,
it my be confidently asserted that their
tendency is ia a diametricalIy opposite di-
J ~r'ctiOa. Their effects can ne
Beneficial Only
in all cases OF the hillary system. Foot.
lands German Bitiersu stand without CD E.
quail, acting promptly and vigorously upen
the Liver they enov its torpidity aud
cause hPaifhfui secretion Of bile-thereby
supplying tue stomach with the most indis-
penssble elements Of sound digestion ia
proper proportions. They give tops TO The
stUmach-stinulauhg its functions. and
rnaslipg it to perform its duties as nature
designed il should do.
They Purify he Blood,
cleansing tie vitsl aaid Of oil h1rtftl iDp-
~Hritiss aud supplantiug th5m with the ele-
ments OF genuine heslthinlness. But in
that most generally prevalent. distressing.
and DREADED diseess. Dyspepsia,
y They Stand UnriVaIed.
Row, there are certain classes Of persons.
to whom extreme Bi;ters are not only IN,
Dsiutx5le, bat who find /. impossible 10
For such DIR. H0ofaRfs German Tonie hFs
been specially pre- pared sTlis preparation
is not Only pslstable, ut combines, in ne
| died form, all the virtues Of the German
Buffers. In cases OF lansuor or excessive
debility, where the system appears to hsvs
become exhausted Of it's energies. Hoo
6and's Tonic acts with almost mars-
elous effect. Itgives strength to weakness
sui throws despOnderey to the EInds.-
But DR.. HoofaEds beBetactions to the hu-
man race are not confined to his celebrated
German Bi1ters, or his invuIunbls
Fonics He has prepared another medicine,
which is rapiGly winning way to popular
favor because fits intrinsic merits. This
las 80 HO0hand's P0dOphyiIin
! PiiIs,a perfect su6sf itute for mercury,
without any Of merruFys evil qualities
These woOderfulPjlls SHbseR are INTENDED
to act upon the Liver, Temginly tomros-
. ed of P~odophyllin, or he Vital Principle
of the Mandrake Root.-It is the medicib-
al virtues Of this heal ih-giviDg plant
TIE Phodophyllin scts directly on the Liv-
er The extract OF AsndsskS contained ID
:bsm is skitfully combined wth four other
extracts. thus producing . Rill that inau-
ences The eB.iIs kdigestiTe AID alimentary
system, and in its action is entirely Tree from
uansea. Possessing these much desirable
qualities the Pcdophyllin becomes inVslu-
aba as q Family PILL "a No
Household eEoald -be Withouf them. They
are perfectly safe, require hat two fer an
ordinary dose, are prompt sod ~eficiert in
ncticn, and when used in connection with
/ DE-. Hoelands German Bitters, or Tonic.
may be regarded as certain specifies in all
cases OF Liver Complain int Bffepsia or sny
Of the disorders TO which thesystem is ord.
insrily subject. = ~
DR. UcoFLAND,
having provided internal remedies for 5is-s
eases. has given the world one mainly bIs
sxieEnal application, in The wonderful pre- !,
Z rarafiou known as ~
Dr. Uoodand's Greek OIL. /.
This oiLiss sovereign remedy for pains J.
aches of all kinds. Rheumatism, Neural-
gia, T0otbaehe, sChiIblains, Spraius and
Burns, Pain in The Back aud LOiss, RiDga
worm. &c, &c, &c, alt yiehd 10 its exter-e
nal application. The ndhser Of cures ef