The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1871-01-03


happiness.
NAsBY's PLAN FOR SAVING France
Moo York, Dec. l, 1870. To General
Trochu, Paris, France That you are in
a tite place, | think you will be wilin to
admit The dastardly Germans, which |
hate, OWN to the fact that in this land of
freedom they mostly stand in deadly op-
posishen TO slavery and the other insti.
tooshens with the democrisy champion,
these Germans hev yu by the back Nv the
neck. There amt no doubt about it,
Bizmark has the true push about him, ,and
wat IL worse for you, hez million or less
of troo Germans to push Yoor demor-
allied, becoz yoo hevn't any great central
idea to contend for. | hev a plan for
your immejit and permanent salvashen,
which | hereby submit:
We have in Moo York, forty thousand
NV the brave sons NV Erin, which hev
heretofore done our votin, which under
the plan Of countn majorities without any
reference to the votes in the box, we
don't need no more. 1t fact, they are in
our way, for to keep 'em from operatin
agin US we hev to take care NV en-
These brave men 700 kin hev.
Yoo may say that forty thousand is too
few to accomplish the relief Nv Paris.
You don't know 'em. Yoo want to take
that forty thousand men and land 'em on
the coast NV France. Civ each Of 'em q
quart bottle NV the elecshun whisky
which we yoosc here, made Nv equal parts
NV highwines and alcohol, with Cayenne
pepper, Scotch snuff, and plug tobacco in
it to make it sarchin, then put yourself at
their head in full uniform, organize your
self into a tablow,and wavin yoor sword,
exclaim: Patriots, there is Paris
There's an elecshun to be held there to-.
day, Our chiefs is a payin sl5 apiece
for votes,and there is sixty polls at which
yoo kin repeet.'
That's all yoo want to say. You need
ent say word about dooty or country,
or anything else which other military
orators yoose to inAame ther warriors.
The moment they comprehend the mean
in Nv yoor words, they will raise the
Amerikin war cry, "Erin 60 barb" and
6s SD9 fsss SGaafn h2a f% ana 700 incident fear
haiut got men enough to keep 'em out of
Paris. They will go through them Ger
mans like flash of litenin through a
goosbcrry bush. Yoo incident give 'em
arms. With such prospect they'd wade
through blood and 60 through divisions
of armed men with nothing but their
bare hands
But sposing they DO git in Paris. what
then? There are yet the Prussian armies
outside to be destroyed, 700 win say.
Very good. Strikes you moo allies in
their weakest spot. Rouse their hottest
enthusiasm, Appeal to their highest in
stinks. Make it worth their while to be
heroic. Say to them that France repays
those who do vaorous deeds for her
Offer a series Of rewards to 'em. Suthin
after this style:
For the KILN of ten Prooshens, a po
leeccman's place in Paris for two years.
For the KILN nv twenty Prooshens, {
policeman place for four years.
For the capchcr Of a Prooshen gum
post.orfs.
For the scalp of Prooshen officer
above the rank nv colonel, a place in
custom house.
Vary these stimuantn ez the pecool
yer construckshen Nv your government
when this reaches 700, may indicate, bu
see to it that their holdin place Nv som
kind depends on the amount NV huma
gore they spill, and the country abou
Paris will overflow with it.
Yoo may hev, decided, by the tim
these reiniorcements get to you, to max
site change from republic to an at
soloot despotisn, and 700 may fear thu
titin for crown might dampen their ardol
| asoor 700 it won't make no difference
The troo Amerkin democrat from Corl
who kin once git into offs, wood preit
II monarky to u republic, for he wooder
be subjected to any other chance Nv dis
missal than the frowns NV the monark
and they are 50 Skllful in worshippi
any other in power, that there amt 4
trouble about that. There amt no mol
devoted advocates of liberty and ekalii
than they are, up to a certain pint. The
hate kings and docks, and earls and sic
till they once get to be kings and dool
and earls aud sich and they are oppose
to hevin' one man treadin' the iron ho
NV oppression onto the necks nv a l,llo
man, onless they are the men wat do II
treadin. .Offer them the places The
banker after, and they will yield hear
and enthusiastic support to ez many dii
,, erent kinds Nv governments in a week
ever the French kin make.
This is my plan for the redempshen
France. Yoo may take it or not, ez y
0 choose. Ef 700 don't accept the offer,
e shell make it to Bizmark My frien
: hay the happy faculty NV bein' able
litc ekally on either side NV any questio
I Trooly, PETROLEUM Y. Nasty.
n T. S.-Yoo may objeck to this skec
e on the skore that yoo wood prefer to
a under German rool than lrish-thnt y
Is wood prefer Bin irk TO an O'Shaug
Il NJ. but remember thai Moo York b
=. heei under their G. ,trol for years, n
|. il stil stands. hi We kin exist vi
d m ions ny en- over ", can't 700 mann
Is to get on in some way with only fol
d thousand? =. V. \.
= await, with much anxiety, respol
1t to this note. Eff kin only git this 81
ID erfluous yotiu material of our hands
re shel hev done a good thing. ! wood
10 objeck to goin with EN- myself ez sutl
W or cOmmissary, or suthin Nv that se
he where there is congeuyal and proata