The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1871-06-14
GREAT WESTERN STAG EDITORIAL AS
EOGNATEON.

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Rules and Regulations for he Erclstsfge
Use and Guidance ofthe Association IN
their Grand E9earsion from the Vttlley
of Squilsu4k to Foster Mosusttsia.
Oh account ofthe oxtromc delicacy
Of the inaturod Western editors. no female
quill driver win be invited. Tho attend
ancc Of other ladies Is vohemently request
cd. The Dora type preferred. Mich
igsn editors will sit IN thc female commit
tcc.
I'ublisIssrs are csraia,i, .insistsl, rsS
so muSh on account of their habit Of spen-
dulicks. for the Squidunk Committee
spur-r-rns the thought, but because their
solid presence will give tone to our Peg
asus. Pegasus ha ha
- Publishers will be furnished with
separate compartment, with gimlet holes.
and pieces Of smoked glass through which
to observe the high old antics Of tho Squi-
dunk Committee and other editorial roost-
crs.
Children in arms and dogs win not
be admitted. Maine editors will sit on
dogs and children.
Idiots and all singers Of sensational
songs will be vigorously excluded BY the
New Jersey Editorial Committee.
-Stories must have their limitations,
both as 10 length and quality especial
quality. Story Quality Committcc-Tho
Quakerstown delegation Of editors.
--punsies will bc hung to frst tclc-
graph posts.
So viii all retailers Of crab. dog.
fish and learned oyster stories.
champion baby editors. q no matter
what State. vigorously excluded.
I. The AS viii leave Squiiunk by the
half-past 10 train on Monday. june 9th.
Clear or not clear. zoe will. Editors hay-
ing watches will sit in the fint car.
2. All editors will furnish their own 10
bacco, tin cup aud spoon, spittoOn aud oIN.
The latter need be furnished only until ar
rival at the halfway house, after which the
stimulating fluid will be supplied from the
Lame. Halt and Blind Club fund of tue liz
diana editors.
8. Editors from lllinoisw will wear green
lpscttcs. aud will take particular note Of
each mans flask. bottle, dcmijohn. kcg.
barrel or eask, las the ease msy be. aud
every editor having IN his possession any
thing under full government proof. will be
sentenced 70 read bis last leader and yard
Of Horace Grccley's manuseript.
4. The expenses for the cxe1Ision may
be paid 10 anything except piano due bills,
patent soap, bitters or patent rheumatic
mixtures. A especial arrangement has been
made with the railroad superintendent 10
take almost any thing clsc--puIH of both
sexes aud upwcancd kittens alone excepted.
5. With view to the encouragement of
Kansas editors, card playing will be al
lowed for ono hour pcr diem. at strictly
onc cent ante. But tho Squidunk pom-
Initlee fcarfully protest against all Letting.
believing that such things lead incn by the
nose 70 the penitcntiary. to The inordinato
eavf rum. aud 10 unfotunatc and de-
plorable family jars.
6. In order 70 socuro perfect impartial
ty, credentials viii bc examined By tho
we'll known constable 81 Siuidunk County.
who will also accompany ilis expedition. 60
lake care of tho MANNED. tho halt and lhc
blind [drunk. aiid keep order generally.
Z. Vermont editions (if Iioaa) win fonn
Ihc aole Pie Conmilicc. and nll rcquisi.
lioas for tho article Allyuld " inado through
Ihcm.
8. The Crit man who shall, In hisspcecli-
d. nsc tie expressions. .Jonralialic Jun.
kot,' Newspaporiai Pic Me. Editorial
lnk.siingcrf lnk.ursion, or
: Quill Drivers Tranquilities. or ahall
take ivr his subject ''l'he Mission u EInur.
nalian.' Tho Future % tho Press. Tl@
Duties of Editors Tho Moral Aspects u
Inc Printing Press. or the domestic and
Religious obligations of Priniona' will rc-
sciyc home ticket aud practical and
stcry, reminder IN the brainl region from
pach ablo-bodicj editor prcscnt.
0. Noonc will bc allowed % tell m OK
story, except 10 select and lin
itcd circle Of friends, and then only after
having properly notified tho Pres. of The
Am.. or olimcd M cxccptionablc cigar, ca
,ept ~ rival IN The saIno county.
10. Silk hats. eorluroya. plush cpais.
rcsiauranttics, pascnt-loatll-
era. kids and frills will not 10 permitted.
II. Ditto oycralls, widc-awakos. Dun
lrcarys. RaglanS and eow-hidcs.
~. u. Sinaslcr. Mint is Sherry Gs,
q. slings. Milk rs. E. Nogga and On
lnd NIX will be allowed only under pro-
lest.
Ticro will bc no other Limitations what |
ever a. 10 dress, except il cases Of gross and |
stupcudoua violations Of propriety. such as
Iho oxposuru Of ligllt fabric n uncallad-fog |
places, u tho unfortunate hutton accidcnts
. prevalent among The craft. N. B-As.
gidcnia. II genuine, will DO allowed for, bat |
squidunk strcnuously ajmonishes all pos
si6Ic artoriaI dignity, despite the poverty
n fho oiath'