The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-07-27

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beaten
Nature thrusts some of us into thu
world, miserably incomplete on the emo
tional side.
y The reason we don't hear Of girls Civ
ing the mitten now a day-;hey don
learn to knit.
Some people say the dark haired wo
men marry soonest. We differ it is the
light headed ones.
Rcmember. when melted to SANDER,
that it is only he among you who is with
out sin that may cast the first stone.
The eye-sight is worn little nearer
this season SO near that one needn't re-
cognize any one unless he wants to-
The fellow who called tight boots COM
Portable, defended his position by saying
they made man forget all other miser
les.
An old lady being asked to subscribe
for newspaper. declined on the ground
that when she wanted news she manufac-
tured is herself.
The bloom of youth will fade away the
brightness Of the eye will grow dim with
age, but miserable little corn will never
pass away.
salt is the subject of the schoolboy's
latest composition: s'The salt is spice
which spoils the potatoes, if you forget
to put it on
A motion has been made for new
trial Of Foster, the New York rough who
murdered Putnam, and it is thot that it
will be granted
A writer on school disci pine says:
without the liberal use of the rod, it is
impossible to make boys smart
We have often seen men and women
whose words, few and sarcastic, were Of
ten marked in italics by a sneering curl
of the lips.
If any body should tell you er your
faults, thank him for the interest which
he takes in you, and knock him down as
politely as possible.
It is denied in Chicago that. several
bishops of the Episcopal Church has re-
ronstrated against the deposition of the
Rev. Mr.. Cheney.
4 western Democratic paper asks its
party what is to be gained by voting for
Radical principles under the name Of new
departure Democracy.
False eyebrows are quite In vogue.
They are made so that they bristle with
Indignation or droop in sympathy They
are said to hasten proposals.
IF the Democratic new departure is
anything more than political maneuvre
which may be doubted, there certainly is
he repentance mixed up with it.
Marriageable young ladies are rejoicing
because next year will be leap year, and
they will have chance to make their
backward lovers come up to time.
Congressman Sawyer has just recon-
needed Edward w. Hicks, of Weyau-
aega, Waupaca county, for an appoint
n.ent as cadet at the Annapolis Naval
Academy.
We read of girl who was lately
choked to death by her lovers encicling
arms. This is warning to ladies to keep
their alabaster necks out of arms way.
A Connecticut farmer sprinkies his
current bushes with whisky; the worms
get drunk, drop off, aud either break
their necks or cripple themselves so that
life is burden.
Boarder-''This tea seems very weak,
Mrs. Shrimp"
Landlady-"Well, [ guess it must be
the warm weather. [ feel weak; in fact
everybody complains.
Some of the Episcopal Bishops are
incensed at the Rev S. II. Tying as to
wish that he were dead, and one of them
is shought to have said in his wrath o
Death where is thy S, II. Tying ?"
If going uncovered indicates a reverent
spirit. as is claimed in some countries,
many of our ladies in fashionable circles
are patterns of reverence They are head
and shoulders In advance of the world in
general.
The number of Americans going to Eu-
rope, just now, IS immense, and almost
every city in the Union is represented in
the passenger list The ocean steamers
must be reaping a rich harvest from this
trade,
\ hotel-kceper in the SIX ylkill Valley
has posted in his bar-room Il placard
"Young Men and Boys are forbidden to
occupy these Seats. They will find THEN
way here too soon for their own good. >
At Saginaw, Mch., two girls made {;
wager that they could take five grains o
morphine. They both won the bet anC
are now sleeping where the daisies blow
Their father said he never knew a yea
when giIls died off so sudden.
Three hundred and twenty five million
of francs Of the indemnity have been pale
TO Germany, of which one hundred art
twenty five millions we're paid before tht
issue Of the loan. The Paris forts vii
be abandoned when fifteen millions of III
indemnity have been paid.
Louisville has burglar who goes int
girls bedrooms aud steals tbs hair o
the sleeping beauties. 1t isn't 20 diff