The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1871-09-14
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The flip flap waggle Is the stylish sarato-
ga walk now. i.s, $. 3.
Bethlehem Of Judea has an omnibus late
ly started. - ID l..ei e
A California Chinese pugilist is sfelicitously
styled All BUNG. -.
Chicago doesn't ike the eimilk it gets It
prefers the udder kind. go. b
A Syndicate Of Columbus colorsd men
settled financial difficulty With knives:.
Capt. HalrsArcsig expedition has arrived
safely at Greenland 81 tfta @-3tii ft;1
aGreat American Hydraulic HeB iReg,f
lator" is the name Of On inyentionof a Titus
vile genius. S. ;5., 4;odt 6ias ii slGGaa
Mrs. Stanton denies that she travelled
through Calilornia with one leg on each side
of mule.
An inscription upon church bell in Mil
waukee, reads 80 In memory of Minnie J.
Hodges, weight 724 pounds y i t.,issf
Indiana has bridegroom who paid the
minister one dollar for marrying hm,and
stabling his horse all day beside; 49,
A Detroit. saloon has cartoon represent
ing g. Washington in the act Of drinking a
glass Of lager beer y Z zti''17 = ]l,,9&
A man mas been sent To the lunatic asy.
lunl fora continued attempt to make d canoe
out Of the bark Of a dog. s5esFat
gust Of wind knocked over IA camp
meeting tent and caused the, two last stan
zas Of hymn to be omitted. l
For hoarseness Grant sometimes takes
whiskey;, exc VINE sEqaise remedies arc
certainly best for horse ness.
y An Indiana wife tried tosmake 9her hus-
band better bred by using arolling pin on
him. he didn't like her maiina. ri ID
Col, Fisk. among his other accomplish
meGts, seems 70 know something about farm
ing. He is now engaged in cutting down
salary on the Erie railroad. y 81
The, feminine heavy swell ,of. the periods
now wears her chignon in waves that come
over the combings. This joke is Of a naughty
gal character.
F Minnesota has a brick layer called Louis
Napoleon, who remarks that his pursuit
runs in the family, as his imperial namesake
has also. had hodd career Il ~ 40,
The Executive Committee of the Ancri-
can ,Wonlan..s Suffrage Association. has de-
cided to- hold the next animal meeting in
fPLiledolphia, Moxaluher 22 and 223. 22;3 ~ =
An IrishnaH quarrelling#ith an English
man, told him if he didn't hold his tongue
he would break hisimpenetrablen head and
let all the brains out of his empty SKULL
4 Bismarcks organ; the Pusaan Gross
Gasette, says the German government will
MT send abroad u circular giving the, re.
suits Of the Gastein conference. but will give
'.reassuring explanations 60 any government
which feels alarmed; =; a.::ss4y. .-ty7i%
A Virginia colored woman named Nash,
aged ,twepty-thrce years, is the mother Of
seventeen children. She complains that she
cant procure food enough for them to Nash
their teeth upon.
Brigham Young's seventieth birthday ar
rived lately, and his wives and children gave
him surprise party, all assembling in d hall
and inviting him to dinner. The family
together looked like town meeting where
universal suffrage was in vogue.
Tn the course of an editorial on the Scott
Centenary, the writer quoted scotts well
known lines
| Caledonia, stern and wild, ." sl'j
| Meet nurse for poetic chiId.l1,I,-, ,tro
The compositor set it thus: IL,
Caledonia, stern and wild,
Wet nurse for poetic 8 chllfdi. thlfi.:.
Three of Grants horses straycd abroad in
Washington, Friday and were put i'll the
pound. The groom of the imperial, stud
tried to induce the pound-master to deliver
the animals on the dead head principle, but
the official was inexorable, and the admins
tration was mulcted in six dollars, The
World adds: subscription lists at the Gus
tom house are now in order" -
President Grant, wearied with the impor-
tunities of the Yarmouth delegation from
Louisiana, accorded them an interview yes
terday Reporters were excluded, and his
Excellency elected one who had obtained
admission, with his own hands. He received
tho Warmouthers very coldly, but became
excited when they read the charges against
his brother-in-law, and stamped his heels
and banged his piano in bis rage He de:
MED some Of the accusations, but promised
to send copy of them to the New Orleans
officials and get their answer thereto. The
committee left with very huge flea in its
ear. 1t is evident that Grant cares nothing
for the threats of Governor Yarmouth and
his friends. -.....s ,.sa1r@
The Petersburg (Va) Progress, a Demo-
cratic Journal has the following on the Hon.
! A. ii. Stphens; IF the food had occurred
!. lin the time Of Mr.. Alexander II; Stephens,
we verify believe that during the 30 days
rain. he would have been seen astrldc OF the
ridge pole of The ATLANTA Sun Office holding