The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-05-04
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1Defe ID 80 mOcn WHISKY paper
atioat in Cincinnati that money Is
eight"
A religious paper, jus. started out
West, locates the New Jerusalemn in
Omaha.
Song of man going to have tooth
drawn: How happy l would be with
ether
Boston Posts reading Of a common
poeticai quotation: 'Loathe the poor In
dian.'
The proof the adage that time Is mon
ey Is found in the fact that times
change.
His forehead extended to the gable
end of his neck" means lie was bald~
ht ated.
Those who most frequently visit the
watering places In the summer are milk
men.
Why are old maids the most charm-
ing Of oil people9 Because they are
matchless.
Piles, for the young men are always fol-
loving them.
There is no use OF prasng the present
style of ladies' dresses for they are puff
fed enough.
Is there u word IN the English Ian
guage that contains all the vowels?
There Is, unquestionablv.
Anexchange says the Cleveland Plain
deale, is the best paper in Ohio. Even
the EDITORS head is led.
II begins TO look ominous when the
She used to he satisfied v it'll her broom
stick.
Victor Emanuel has brought an action
for defamation against Vienna editor
who called him names,
The Boston reporters tall. Of getting
up new badge, and some one suggests
u pump in active motion.
A Providence man fell dead the other
day while directing letter. \ warm
ing against directing letters.
"You want nothing, do you:' said
Pat. "Bedad, an, if it's nothing ye
want, you'll find it in the jug where the
whisky was"
| a Wisconsin paper mentions a case
where burglars broke into store, but
the goods were marked SO high they
would not take any away.
The cotton seed product of the Missis
sippi Valley, if manufactured into Oil,
would be worth $4,000, 600.
Cattle are dumb beasts, but by getting
themselves together in large numbers
they make themselves herd.
The reason Why editors have their
manners spoiled, is because they receive
so many evil comnunicatcus.
Texas has new game in cards one
holds a revolver, the other hold. the
cards. coroner holds the iMIucst.
What difference between High
Church Episc )palan and a Baptist?
One burns wax candles ANA The other
dips.
The cotton crop no" arriving at tho
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Miss Elizabeth Stuart Phelps says
there is no use 4uarreliug with wo-
man, the press, railroad company or
the telegraph.
There is an editor In New Jersey who:
in addition to his editorial labots, runs
d bank, al insurance office and grave
yard.
The Grand Jury has indicted, The pro-
prietors of all the daily newspapers in
Cincinnati for advertising a grand Gift
concert by the Milwaukee NUaical So-
ciety.
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