New-York tribune., 1871-06-01
GENERAL NOTES.

ChivalrOus Kentucluans talk OF erecting
monument over the grave OF John Morgan the kepei
raider whose memory they say deserves al irO
the noble old Commonwealth. 49,
1t is to be hoped that Mace and Coburn VIII
fight Kansas that State inclined to gyet them
a warm welcome. The Kansas City Journal e1horts the
people If the brutes there TO turn out en- mdss
and shoot them down like wild Deasts'
The Rev. Mr.. Inskip and several OF other
pious enthusiasts went to California with vast tent for
the purpose Of creating religious revival in the Golden
State and holding protraced meetings under the CRATE
ful shade of the broad canvas The Cafornians have
state Of their souls and reverenty style the tent the
ological circus and Id poor show.
Clergymen are not safe in Missouri, it would
SEEM Recently. the Rev. Michael Jones OF Kansas City
was returning home very late at night, and, being
halted by two suspcious-looking persons, whom he
thought were robbers, he started TO They fired
upon him and brought him down with shot in the leg
policemen and Mr.. Jones viii the city for the vii
lanOus looks and murderOus character OF its guardians
Henry A. Wise has discovered the cause of
the death Of James NJ. Mason of Virginia. and gives
diagnosis in this unusual language: The disasters to
the South the wounds to his PRIDE the aching agony of
State Rgbts blasted The deseS1oton of sacred things
and the devastation and decentralization he witnessed on
coming home were too much tension on the nerves OF an
aged of delicate sensbilities and proud sense OF
honor; and he could no longer endure"
The Elective Affinities" ofGoethe have been
revived in real life Troy this State. Mrs Lyman
Granger elOped some time since with railway con-
ductor each leaving connubial partner and child be-
hind Soon after, the deserted husband fell heir to
fortune of 100000 and his truant wife, hearing Of his
good luck, returned to aid him in its enjoyment. He
would none Of her, and obtained divorce. About the
time the wife of the conductor Harriet Bartram
obtained divorce from her recreant lord, and the
suffering of the deserted couple brought them into
sympathy, wedock, and q combination of the family
interests The elOpers have also obtained divorces, and
are to bo united. Truth is stranger than fiction.
Some time ago the people Of Michigan were
greatly excited the question, whether Professor
ship OF Homeopathy should be established in their State
University and the people of Iowa have the same
question before them regard TO the University of that
State The Iooa state Register enros itself on the side
of those in favor of such Professorslip and says;
the state is to pay for the education OF DOCTORS the bur
den falling equally the people holding to the different
schools of medicine the University ought not TO be run
exclusively in the interest of AOpathy any other one
pathy II doctors must be educated at public expense,
let the University educating them be able to teach
any school preferred. There should not be monopoly
to the profit OF one class when the people OF all classes
have TO foot the bill"
Divorces in Massachusetts are usually con-
sidered respectable than divorces Indiana yet
they susplcously numerous The Boston Advertiser
prints statement showing the number granted In the
April term of the Supreme Court for Middesex County
as follows: April 1881, lbels, 81 granted. q in 1sl
bes IA granted, 7; in 1851, bes, AZ granted, 49, in
O The writer notices that the Roman Catholic part of
The population contributes nothing substantially to this
gratifying to recommend the policy Of in
the facility OF divorce T. Yet II VIII be seen
that after ALL the Court has exercised judciOus dis
,reon, for in 337 cases III Middesex County only 80
iivOrces have been granted This shows judicial |
aution hardly TO be looked for in other States.
We find capital Illustration of the Bull
British idiosyncracies. ralway-gauger wanting |
lep applied TO somebody to help him. but took 10
write, "I don't want no character. What want Is
who plenty of steaks and beer in him. SO long
rs he drink his five quarts day he will be able to
40 my work" As for "chaps with character" he de-
clared that "mosty they haven't much work In them
and rely much their character" 1t Is odd to
notice how the thoroughgoing EngiShInan or certain
class cngs TO his traditional notions OF the ecacy OF
beef and beer. Good roast beef uncle says the man
in the farce thc prOpercs diet for Brlton ana sol
der" So in "Rulo Wife and Have Wile' we mud the
following cOnfab:
Sanoho-Thou wilt monstrously.
CGoGJO0O-like true born Spanard
Eat as in England, where the beef grows
Boys will be boys, although they are about
to be made Bachelors Of We have thought that
there was a value in all statistics but puz
zed The Secretary Of the class the point of gradu
alton at Dartmouth College announces that the taest
man in the class is feet inches high the shortest
feet inches average feet 81 inches The heaviest
man weighs 200 pounds the nghest, ll9 pounds
average, $50 pounds. Then, TO religion,
there are, 50 Congregationasts, 10 Epseopa-
ordinary Christian sects: Christianity Methodist,
Free Love- each Universalst Presbyterian Liberal,
Hardshell, Mormon, Anti Roman Catholic, Cosmopolitan,
Deist, each, with 2whO have no preference" As for
boards, there are q who the mustache, who
wear hair the chin; side and mustache chin and
7; fuzz, none, 20. The following figures
are also interesting: Matrimonial prOspectsEngaged,
II tremblingy hopeful excitabe "A phlegmatic, 6;
gagged, can't get engaged, 3; looking Tor money!;
for beauty, / married, !; soft thing l."