Centre Hall reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1868-1871, 1871-01-06

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Itis always diaicult for doctor 10
keep his temper when he loses his pa.
tieucc
The rsI value Of friendship consista
I more ia what We feel than IN What we
inspire
7 May people drops tear NJ tho sight 81
Z distress, who wonld do better 10 drop q
. sixpcnce.
Show a good man his error, and he
turns II into a virtue bad man cnuDles
his faults.
There never existed q man that did
not say. IN the course Of his Life, oas
brilliant thing.
A man is half known when you sec
him when you hear him speak you
know him al ont.
The DaRbury News says that the
reason sehool-boys delight 10 dig and e.
plore caves IN because Of the recesses
their.
What Is the difference between sol-
dier aad fashionably dressed young
lady? one faces the powder and the
other powders the face
/ There are two eyentfni periods i'm the
+ life Of "a woman one, when che wonders
who she viii have the other when she
wonders who viii have her
I never knew o man who deserved TO
be wen thought of himself for his morals
and who had 4 slight opinion Of the TiF-
tue of the other ser In general
A country girl coming from the field
was told bg her cousin that she looked
as fresh a. daisy kissed by the dew.
No, indeed. was the reply, that Was
not his name
Since IL has become the fashion fer
men 10 confess their past errors very
frequently ia books, it Is boldly asserted
that there is mo difference between an
autobiography and naughty biography.
John Randolph was once, ON "a race
course. solicited 10 bet by stranger,
who said Smith, here, viii hold the
stakes. = just so, replied the descend
emit Of pocahontas, but who'll hold
Smith"
"A week or 40 ago surprise mt Pitts
field. Mass. broke q stove, three chairs,
a sofa ard lot Of crOckery during their
stay nj the house OF the party surprised
The family has no further wish 70 be
surprised
A short time since n Mr.. Knott Fas
tried In mn interior county Of Grorgla
for violation 0f Law. The verdict "a
fha ingv Wa =. W. W find the defendant
Knott guilty" The judge was at loss
whether 10 sentences or not.
THE Labrador fishery il said to hare
been lamentable season. The catch
was not within third of what ii wns linn
the previous wear. and the FesElt is that
several hundred families on fishermen aEe
rendered destitute for the Winter
WrES the petition on Victoria c.
WoodhuIl. nsiEing that she may IT, allow
ed to vote. was presented to the II. y.
Houae. several members shouted " Oh
YES. Iet her vote y By all means, lnt
vic vote r. The petition was tabled
Mr. Hal, "a Ohio. was impolite
enough To gct into his wagon and start
for tho circus without inviting Mr.
Townsend to go along. 10 tho latter mh0t
him with bird shot III the offense iR
repeated. Mr. Townsend will use sings.
trzadesnar, who had failed ID tbs
city of Bangor, wrote On hiA front door
:. PAYMENT suspended fur thirty days. !"
a. neielabor reading this RaAd Non
have not dated Che notice NC, 5aid
he. Il do not intend To do &c IN would
run out III / did
The Crown Prince OF Prassiss after q
combat before Paris, reviewed his yirto-
nous Bavarians, one of whom tyed hlra
with n broad smile stWhat is up, cpna-
rade - asked the Prince. Why ~ lt
not jolly, wns the gpod-humored reply.
50 to see your ROYAL Higtness inst As be-
spattered with dirt:asfthe rest uf uA
A sspersonal = lin Nv New York daily
week aro stated that !" III John Smith,
formerly or PhisndelphiR, win CAL at Nc.
Blank street, hA will bear something
IA his advantage. /" John called There
,aas abont go CIR hi1n--and The hns been
calling at the rate Of furtw-seven per dry
ever since che personal appeared
A boy was sent Nv his mother to saw
stoye-wood out of railroad tics sF Going
ont doors shortly after, she found the
vouth sittinr CHI the saw-hprEe, with bead
down. The mother asked her hopeful
son whv Ne wus east down. Hnd sly he
didn't keep AL his work The hog re-
Piled " Nv dear mother, i find " hard.
very hard 40 severe old tieA
Portland. Ne. has tine champion mean
man. The fellow, known to L. liz come
Portable circumstances, made 30 agree
ment with an acquaintance 40 tmke
daily paper ON shares, and received fonr
dollars as half of the subscription. His
method was To lounge In m certain store
rend the paper that others bought carry
Il or and girea ii 10 his unsEapecting
partner.
Acandidate travelling through one OF
the rural precincts OF certain county,
few DAYS since, rode up to farmhouse
ana thus accosted tow-henden urchin
whc was seated ON the top of a gate post:
| = Bnb. where's your pa " The young
ster replied "Pap's just gone down BE-
vnnd the cow-shed Co dig ngrave to bury
Inc old dog Towser. The old fool killed
himself a harkin' at candidates for Sher-
III. Be you one 7" The candidate rode
on "