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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

The TRArpER IN CHURCu.-An old
weather beaten trappcr was sauntcring along
the Main street Of one Of our Western VIII
lagos on recent Sunday. Passing in front
Of meeting house, for moment he went
in aud took his scat among the cODgrcga-
ton The preacher was discoursug on the
text Of Tho sheep and the wolves, aud had
evidently been drawing a contrast between
the two subjects. Says he:
we who assemble here from week to
week, and do our duty and perform our
part, arc the sheep; now, then, who arc
tho wolves ?
A pause and our friend tho traPPcr, rose
20 his feet
'WaaI, stranger, rather than sec the play
stopped, | will be The wolves.
Tho preacher pronounced tue bcncdic.
ZION 90 once
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
SEWING MACHINE.

A"ty dtSO mare ttcO 4HdchtRcS for manu-
/acf'|i"g purposes Of uncquated capacity,
NEW IN PRINCIPLE q DESIGN,
and like The former, combining tie manu-
o'tContagcS AMI Improvements 1chich time
dn6 experience hare demonstrated Ualud
bile. II makes The LOCK STITCH allie
upon Joh sides IF tie .GuJric-uses a
STRAIGHT NEEDLE and the SHUT
TIE, consequently reguiring no change Of
tension IN passing from hin 10 thick sub
stances and rice rerSd, also erccutiny ereyv
possible oaricty of ,oorh, such as
HEMMING, TUCKING, TELLING,
RUrFLING, QUILTING, CoRDIHo,
BRAIDING, HEM. STITCHING,
BINDING, GATHERING,
aud Sewing on at same time
'eih he utmost precision aud beauty, stitch
i"y either ,rtM COUon, SIN or Linen
Thread 'ciM egunl .Jucil,ty No soiIing Of
aorh or garments possible No soapiny Of
n,atcrioi 10 be se'red necessary.
No Scre,rs to be ren,oCcd for oling or
cle0aing.
The Weed MacAine took the highest prize
1T The Paris Exposition az 1867.
AN OPINION FROM A HIGH SOURCE
The following is an extract of a letter from
JESSE H. LoRD, Mechanical Editor of the Scion
tifc -fmerjcan, to an agent of the Weed Sewing
Machine Company, dated June 2lst, 1867:
\ "Ihave used one ofhe Nc,,
Weed Machines J1r about sic months IN mn
family, and us ,cork as all that apy reason
oJlc nun cOuid erpcct. In oddHion 10 Mc
sdtj9dction II gices 10 my rife and duuyh-
Ter, ,cW add my O,Cn opinion as Jlrdc-
ticdl mechanic Mot for pcyfcction If 1rork-
nGHship IN as bUild, and ease Of n,aniDu-
iatio", as ,reH as simplicity Of construction
amt readiness Of adjustment, II IS not er-
Ccttcd IN Gny oiher Soring Machine az me
ndrEct am personally acquainted cith
Tie manufacturers Of he Weed Serum
MdchiHc, and Tie excellent manner an which
hcy construct than is c7,ough TO gice then,
q good name. Probably no better mccLdn-
ics conduct n business iH this country ami,
ohIoUgh / am undcr no oJlgations eiihcJ.
10 heD, or ME Weed Se1eng Nochine Con,-
PoHy, / am giad To bear testimony 10 The
EdchW ofH craftsmanship and tie paluc
# tie Weed ,SewiHg Machine.
JESSE II. LORD,
Mech. Ed. Scientific American
RlPairiog ofaH Machincs IF ,rhaferer
manufacture, BY Competent Mechomcs.-
Machines caHcd Ior At resilcBcc-re. all
jUstcd oDd returned ,cihoW deioy.
MochiHcs sold on terms 10 accommodate
all clpsses n purchasers.
hsh uctions giccH 10 Hose purchasing.
s. r. LITTLE,
JOS Bu1to. ST., Cumberland, Nd.
Nuy 26, 1871.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
EyIu a New Jersey town anrmbor

BIZ In New Jersey town, a number of
politicians ell Of whom were seeking Office
under the Government, were seated under
n tavern porch, when an old topper named
Joel D, person who was very loquacious
when corned, but exactly the opposite when
sober, said that he would tell them story.
They told him to fire away whereupon he
spoke as follows
a certain King-I don't recollect his
name--had philosopher upon whose judg-
ment be always depended. Now it happen
ed that one day the king took it into his
head to go hunting, and summonng his no
blcs and making the necessary preparations,
he summoned the philosopher and asked
him if it would rain. The philosopher told
him that it would not, and they started
While journoying along they met country
man mounted on u jackass.
He advised them to return, for,' said he,
sit will certainly rain They smiled con-
temptuously upon him, and then passed on.
Before they had gone many miles, however,
they had reason to regret not having taken
the rustic's advice, as shower coming up
drcrehed them to the skin When they
had returned to the palace, the king repri-
manded the philosopher severely.
q met a countrymGn,' said he, Fand he
knows great deal more than you lie told
me it would rain, whereas you told me it
would not
The King then gave him his walking pa
pcrs, aud sent for the countrymau, who soon
made his appearance
Tell me, said the King, how you knew
1t would rain
Il ddn'aLnow,' said the rustic, my jack
ass told me So
Aud how, pray, did he tell you p asked
the King
'By pricking up his ears, your Majesty
said the rustic.
The King sent the countryman away,
and procuring the jackass of him, he placed
him CHE jackass) in the Office the philoso.
phcr filled.
And here observed Jack, looking very
wise, is where the King made n great
mistake
How so ? inquired the auditors.
why, ever since that time said Jack,
with grin on his phiz, every jackass
wants Office
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
THE NEW MASONIC BLOCK,
los BALTIC. ST.,

'chcre he tciU keep on hand complete as
Sortment Of HE carious styles Of The Weed
.Selciny Machines, ruth polite attendants
dl'c0ys rcady and 'oaiing to display then,
10 purchasers, or to any who may manifest
the curiosity or desire to examine them.
THE Company manufacture Thirty nine
different and distinct grades, MereJy oE
.Joro'ing greater assortment to select from,
than any od'er Company, and at prices to
meet me requirements of ell rho are IN guest
Of a modern fySt-cIaSs
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

Ss0-A minister took charge of Sunday
school class, one Sunday, in order to see
what progress they were making Among
other questions, lie asked, (Which is the
highest diguitary Of the church ? After
looking up and down, north and south,
east and west, one 10Y replied, The wealth
crcock, sir
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

1G>An Omaha paper advises the people
mot to make such fuss about the shoot
ing of one constable, as there are over forty
candidates for the position
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
NOTICE.

A ~ persons indebted 90 TOMS Rtvvp either
~ by note or open account are notified that
DIE claims against thcm are in my hand for col
lection, aud that suit will be brought on OH
claims not settled before the first day Of June
next
G.. S. WHITE
Iomucy March ~ 1871 III
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
THE DAILY sun, SO A YEAR.

a preemincntly readable newgpaper. with the
largest circulation m the world Free indie.
.tlueut' and fearless In politics. All the news
nom everywhere. Two cents "A COPY BY mail
Do cents month, or SO year. '
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

EE'An exchange says; 1T is not good
taste for young men to stay after ten o'clock
when visiting young ladies' Our devil
says be never noticed any difference in the
taste after ten o'clock. He says it's good
any time.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
W.T. AND HUMOR.

B0- Husband, must have some change
to-day Well, stay at home and take
care of the children; that will be change
enough
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

ES'A noble lord asked clergyman
once, at Tie bottom Of his table, why tho
goose, i there was one, was always placed
next 10 Che parson. 1icaIly,' replied the
Clergyman, q can give no reason for it
but Jour question is SO odd that shall
never see goose again without thinking Of
your loriship
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Tun NAnnow GuAor Row
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The Books OPEN.
MERCHANDISE,

which for safe iures'ment they consider i'e.
be- no equal as every article they Offer cin II ".
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prOsututed Of 'ate that the under COCO 20
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ner. As they do not propose 20 sel y9d lg
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since that ncighbOring town oiefei sDnll.
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To intelligent buyers tlis is q downright ~.
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SHEETZ & UlkbNDAl-D
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n B-Wo viii rcll ss low as any h6l
u.e CouBtrv r,r Cosh s. g.
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or the same size aud general character ne
THE WEEKLY, but with greater variety Of
miscellaneous reading and furnishing tho news
20 its subscribers with greater freshness because
u comes twice o week instead Of once only.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

E1-It is funny to see boarding school
miss afraid Of COW, Notwithstanding she
did all the milking at home few months
previous.
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AS
NEWS AND FAMILY JOURNAL
STANDS UNEXCELLED.
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RENDERS IT AVAILABLE
TO ALL CLASSE.

To ALL CLASSES.
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and rural districts ofHe couRhy be so rel
s"PPiicd ,cih proPer literature, and a fuH
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Parties Mcn, shoum get APP CLUES IN
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dnd tins secure me adcaniagcs ofHoso &C.
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light and intelligence ,chich such Il jou,nai
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
BALTIMORE, MD.
Seeming Machines J.!
COMPETITION DEFIED!!

We sell the Singer, Wheeler G Wilson,
Ho'ce, Elliptic, Grocer d; BGEer, Weed,
Parhoni, Kc1 stone, Biccs, GoH .NcdaI, r.
mericon Continuation, Doris, Empire, Fiu-
kle d: Lynn, liiicor e. GiJJs, ,rdh complete
o".ft, latest improvements, all e.rfra attoch-
mentS amt case at 500
The Wilson, Foisom, NcLcon &c Hoopc7,
Barth1om q, Favton ,-ih onGf, improUc-
nle"ts, oU eItTa attachments 'ond case at
S3S.
The Buchcyc, Diamond, Amcrican, Home
Shuttle, Bristol ,rjh outft, tqJIc, attach
mentS amt case at $50
The Common Sense, Octagon, Banncr
and all otbcr hand n,achincs ,cih Quilt.
hemmer ard tucker at SD No toy ma.
chimes sold
4 complete set of attachments far hc,n-
ming .jinc, coarse and Ui3c, bjndipg an
mdtcriu/, Quibing, fucEjng and mahiHg tie
"eat tuck, "u6}iAg and gathering, doiBg H.
ray 'cm JuStj0y ddogcttcr. Jb,3c 10 s,ut
ony machine only de complete set sold,
KNITTING MACHINES Tile Lamb
at sos; tie Craae at $40 Tie Hnhley-
Diamond ST the BicAJor}, Amcrican-
ESsick, Ne,o Harea $50.
Il b IS NJ -
Wien Tie n,oaqy IS sent ,rih ME or7cy
zee slip 'oM oil .frcjyht cLayges prcpoid as
far as the Mississippi, or sent e. y. h on
receipt q hoJ tie amount, and charges
added.
i. PERRIN q; co.
81 King Street, HHmnyt2u, Del.
Nov. %. IS7O.-.1g
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

~ Matilda Jane Catching tho pastor
after sunday School: oh, sir, please, whot
would you charge 60 christon my don2
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ONLY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR,
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$50 Club at every Post once
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EDUCATIONAL.
Wrsr VmcrSrA USivrnsrrr,
1S7l-72.


IINHE last Catalogue shows an attendance Of
Il Ia Students at this Institution Five dis
hnct Departments OF Instruction, with "A full
corps of competent Professors
The Ancient and Modern Languages Mathe-
matics pure and applied Psychology. Ethics.
Political ECONOMY, Logic, Rhetoric, the Scien-
ces, &c, &c, carefully and thoroughly taught
Practical Chemistry, aud Physics. illustrated by
appropriate apparatus. Special advantages for
the study Of Geology.
good Library. Extensive Cabinets of Min
eralogy, Geology and Conchology together
with many specimens in other departments of
Natural History. Fine Blu ildings beautiful and
healthy location good society
FALL TERN begins Sept. 9Th. Winter, Deem
Der 9Th. Spring, March Goth. Commencement,
June 2Oth.
Boarding from 81 to 81 per week
TUITION from SIS to S24 per year.
For further particulars, inquire of
ALEX. MARTIN,
PRESIDENT
Morgantown, W. Va, June ., ls7l.-ly.
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Newspaper of the Present Times.
Intended for People Now on Rnrtb.
Including Farmers Mechanics. Merchants, Pro
fessional Men, Workers. Thinkers. aDd all Man
nor or Honest Folks, and tho Wives, Sons. and
Daughters OF oil such.
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n%NEXT WEEK. -w.

DY virtue Of decree OF the Circ,;, r..
ID Hampshire County, West Va. rsnS Svu,' OF
the chaneery cause of Given and wife Gc % IN
tins, and James A. Gibson and other s.s'a-
dants, the undersigned, Special Comm;,. Ss'eo-
appointed for the purpose, will ON 'S'0ae''
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21
"a a r 3 LIE w 0 r K S
IS II NJ . " H ID
M. J. sMENNER & SON.

.AVE removed their Marble Works u their
j i New Building, Nos. 10 & u North Centre
Street, adjoining the Post Office. They have n
arge and beautiful stock Of
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-07-21

Sept. ., Is7O.-Iy
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-09-20

Tie New York Day Book suggests
that some sharp "Dcparture" lawyer
write book on the validity Of fraud, to
be published in the New York World,
the Courier.Journa!, and other like pa
pers, for the benefit Of those who declare
that the so.cal!ed 14th and 18th amend.
meats were fraudulently adopted, but
accept them as valid. 1t pertinently
asks if those fraudulent amendments,
imposed by "uSurpation and force,
ought to be looked upon as sacred, and
vererated by the American people, the
same as the glorious work of our fathers.
Who will write the volume on the va
lidity of frauds ?
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-09-20
NEW CaTALOGUE-.-No. l3.

Reindeer. Dogs, and Stow Shoes, jnur-
ma! of Siberian travc; ard cNDiora iVnS
made in '65, '6G and CT, By Richard J.
Bush with illustrations. ...............3 3.U3
Captain Cook. his Life Voyages and Dis
cuveric<, bv VIM. Il. G.. KiussiGn. 49,. >. 90
Life il The Open Air, aud Oiiitr Papers,
br Theodore Winthrop. p..............l.00 90
The Canoe and The Saddle, Adventures
among the Northwestern Rivers, and
Forests, AMI ISthmiana, b: Theodore
Winthrop LOO
The Modern Playmate, Games, Sports
and Diversions for BoyS OF all Ages,
compiled by Rev. J. q. Wood, with six
hundred. original illustrations. ....... Il 50
The Play Book Of Metals, Including Mar
rativcS of Visits 10 Coal, Lead, Copper
and Tiu Mines, with i number OF IN
tereS,ius Experiments ;cl,;tnS TO Al
chcmr, and the Chemistry OF the Fifty
Metallic Elements, by Jno. II. .tppcr,
300 illustrations. Observation-Disclosures. .2.23
The Treasures Of the Earth; or, Mines,
Minerals AID Metals, by Wm. .loacS,
Z. ). A................... .....I.Io
National Nursery Eh":ncs and Songs
Set 10 Music By J. *. Elliott, with nu-
merouS Illustrations by The Brothers
Daizicl. Noveiio < Co., London. 80. %
At Last, 4 Christmas S:ory in The West
Inlins, by Charles Kingsley, il!uS:ratcd.2 90
Second Series Of Canoes. from English
History, by the author OF l'ie Her .,
posi:. Of Erc,itTer ;I4 r,,d:;S O.: rc:;; wo:k l90
ers in the Mission Field. by Miss iouSc ? 90
Wo:dS-thrir history and dcTiv;;;iOn-by
Doctor EJcncr and L. N. G:cen%ay-
Tom Pppin'S Wedding. hy the Author
of"Dame Europa'S School cents,
Illustrated Edition of Hawtlonc-hloS>cS
from an O!d Nguse->2; Twice Told
Tales, 50: The Marble Eawn. .........2 GO
The NorrlS and NoyciiSt> of the F'Sl-
teenIh Century, in illustration OF the
manners and morals Of the age, hy For
svth, author Of Life of Cicero" &c,
&C. ................. ....... .l.O
"reminiscences of Fifty Years, By Mark
Eoyd Observation-Disclosures. ..1.79
Battle of Dorking; the German Conquest
of England in 1875, by an Eye Witness,
III 1879 ~ -"
A New Southern Cook Book, by Theresa
C. Brown, of Anderson, 5 c., 81, and l.TJ
The Southern Gardener, or Short and
Simple Directions FOR the Culture OF
Vegetables and Fruits al The South, by
Doctor Henry W. Rlrcnci.. .3O
Topics Of the Times, BY lanes Parton.
90; Suburban Sketches, BY V. d.
EowellS. llS..................... ......,, .l.Io
Among nv Books, By J. Russell Lowell,
.; Society and Solitude. by l.incrson.2 %
The Mammoth Cave OF Kentucky. an
Historical and Descriptive Narrative,
BY " Stump Forwood, N. d., with
illustrations, - 25: The Virginia lou
rist-Skefches otthc Springs and Noun
tainS of Nirginil-with illustrations
Il =
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-09-20
4 Western p,li.ical stump speaker dc

4 Western political stump speaker DC
mo!iShes bis opponent i'll this wise:
Build a worm fence around winter $
supply Of summer weather; skim the
clouds from the SKY with tea spoon ;
break hurricane to a harness; ground
sluice an earthquake ; bake hell in an
ice house; lasso al avalanche; put q
diaper on the crater Of an active volcano
have all the stars in Z nail kcg hang
the ocean on a grape vine to dry; put
the sky to soak in a gourd; unbuck'e
the belt of eternity and paste TO let on
the sun and moon; but never for mo-
incnt, sir, delude yourself with the idea
,ha: any ticket Of your party can beat
nurS"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-09-20

TIE GREAT SJOGD PURIFIER
Ev.rr drop %! the s&;S APAHl Lillian Iii
SOLVENT communicates through thr l''"u.
sweat Urine and other fluids aud j"ics.i "i Ike
sr>trn the v:s,r lie 70: il repairs the Wastes
OF the h.,:y with Tr% ais! so;ihG E;:;t ri':! -
::crpfn!a. Syphilis. tUESun tI0n. t:;:i.ii!"f -
case L in iIr tiir"!t iiinii!. -'n":: y oGs>
in tie Glands h,! o:!cr parts al Tie S>ir:n sore
Ewes :.rumOr US DISCHARGES from :ir Ears. anu
III, worst forms of Skin Diseases. t.rGp'luES t"-
yer Soir< >1aiL !irl.. .;;ng u ora. saii Hcii,n.
Erv$i;;clS. Acm"- Hack >i'r':. H'hno III thr
Flesh. !uIAu:S. Eahcrrs iI III" " GIl3. ana AL
Weakening ;;nT pn:m 'ii.ch:i Gr* A':!!' S%ea':'
.u>s pi .n.r;n aud ali T:Isi"i III The i1 pr!Eci-
pc ate within TIL curative "ali.r "i Tbs wonder
Of tir,irrr Gi!rri>::r. :GG = !rG days Use will
urIN" 10 any i.:SU !~.:!" !: inc either "t these
luiniS i u:>e:'S: ~ Irici,i 'yr: :" car" ieil.
Il ihc pdiiri.i. ,;:'I.y ice llS TciGce'i bv the
wastes tt,. Lc3uii i,0<Itia! t:l.:t !: cu imu@liy
,,r"sr.>>;u: >,:cc"r, j.. "r:'t'% t!ic>c wastes,
a:;,! rs.pli:> the sa:rG "t!i rc| iaa't1ial made
irn... I,..Itt.v b!ODG-:l:,i tbs the >tENAPA-
i'Nl;:iLl.N will aud hGrs secure II crTc i
ceiIa!a: l"r wh o;.c ;i;. :i''ricy c:,'n'.rGcr'
is %u.k Of :!;catiui. ::';d ::ict''".S in inI'-
>hiu:t HE los o.. w?:r;. il r".lls will Lc RAP
il, :t c:cry Gay -. i,"Ic:i vii irei h.ii:c!;
cruwia. Dr'',.. and ,t:" sr:. The food iii-">,i:
better. aiii';ti:t i::I!.:u!! All 4 :: aiI weight
Increasing.
VENT excel ali EE"T:t I"nr'l!1: az MS III t:r care
OF CAlr.mic s,.r'':Il,,.> Constitutional. aud skin
diseases; huI :, Is ;hc OILY positive cn:e 10:
KIDNEY I'D BLADDER COMPLAINTS.
Urinary. amd Nn;:.j diseases Gravel. Diabetes
DrvuSv si..i.,Jagc U: Water. lLcomimcEce o:
[ rilc. ::rigt'S Disease. Ni,uliaiirr. #.:d i'll aG
cases !l,rc there are :itH dust drpGSiiS. or the
wafer is 'l;cS. ci;IGy. MIXED with substances
,iic the white Of :u go, o. threads like whit"
six. or there is ln":b;'!. dark. bilious @rIra"-
ai.cc. and Mhic l,'i,r-'iu> t!rm:i!S. an! "!lcn
:sicrc is u licking. !u'niH" sensation wi!eu pas
IL. water. and :&in il the Sinal! Q: the Lack an
nIru- lie. i.3;u>.
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%So

A Memphis paper says: Miss Ella, daash
.e- OF Colonel Fr:i Daley. OF T;:vrinc", Mss,
committed >u!cdr with !aud"num la>' Mons
day night after retiring from party given
in honor Of her ;ic5ut, hav;ng just graduated.
She left note fer Lcr mother saying she
waS tired Of life.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-09-20
DR.. RADW AVS
2sI;ssI.lT :G.y'5{f = PILLS.

perfectly t::Slc,ess. elegantly coated with s~"r:
gum. lur3c, regulate. prT.fy. cleanse, and
Strengthen lad Gmay'> Pills 30: the cure O.: ~
liSn,c.c~S Of the Stomach. Liver, :;owrE. Kid
neys Bladder. Nervous Diseases. l!eaGacilr.
C"ESt:i,aiio.!, Ios;lvrMe>s. Indigestion. DE>p"p-
>ia ii'ioiiSir<S. ii:iiuuS Ec"rr ll.tl lmnlai,n q"
i.!e iiowr;>. Tiles. ana al Ds:aH Hgc:',c:'1s Of !n
internal V;sccra. Warranted 10 Effect - positive;
cure. Purely Vegetable. continuing no n!s!cary.
minerals. o: dr!'irr!"u$ drugs.
- observe tb, following Syn"tonS resulting
flom Disorders oii is Digestive Urg::.::
Constipation, Inwar;! !'ilcS. Ealluc*s Of IT,"
i;iood in the Head. ..c:'i:iy Of the >tumaca
Nall>..: IIrariburn Disgust % Food. Fu!lu@>* "I
Wc:.l. in Tie Stomach >"'f E.ructuionS. Sink
ifg or FIu:tyrng al tie -: Of the |tnmach.
swimming q: the Head. Hurried aid DiccITt
breathing.
= few iia.c< of !:.iDWNi'S FILLS will free
te SrSicu trGm AL ,!t@ sbure rLl"ed disorders
PRICE, - cents per ::o~. SOLD By DRUG
GiSTS.
READ "rt:.-E AND TEEE.': Scnd cnc
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The French have the best poll drcssers and
the most bald-headed men OF any people in
the world. The Americans have the best
dentists and the most bad teeth in the world.
Tie English have the hest corr 4oc;ors AID
rlc most co?ns CT any people i'll the wnr:u.
The Germans nave the best !ager and the
fewcst druHkarilS Of any people in the world.
fCinci.i 1aI: Commercial,