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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

fITDGNG OLD FRIENDs.-A correspon-
j ~ f the Syracuse Journal writes from
S.u Francisco:
"There ia no place like this California,
e'Uccilily San Francisco, where you meet
Oh acquaintauccs and friends, or relations,
or your wife's relations, or somebody that
used to know somebody that you once knew
Judge - was my old school mate in a
que, little village in Western New York.
Cn'in - heard me preach my first STR
ju c., Eastern New York. Go
W % see the Golden Gate, on Gnt
n.l to his city, the conductor on the
ar noticed was anxiou,ly irquiiue
bat point Of vision, and said to me.
a stranger here ? Iupi.d -
am just from the East. In con
asked him whore be was from
- county, Virginia. be replied
1I sou know a Mr. Bradley Their :? /
What Schuyler Bradley 2 Y.-
r' w.Il | reomcd with bi, SON 40 L.z.
College This was my FIRST zoe
.narcc'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
IMPORTANT PUBLIC NOTICE
S. u. EdCdrds 5; Co.

Announce TO the people Of this place that they
have now in store the following goods, just pur-
chased for cash direct Of the manu- fscturers
5000 pairs Ladies Caters at 81 per pair.
10, 600 pairs Ladies Caters with Patent Lcath-
er Tips and Patent Leather Tops at 3 per
pair-excellent quality selling at all 9th =
or stores for 81 30. Every pair warrant
ed. Beautiful Ladies Shoes o. all kinds
10000 pairs Misses Caters, beautiful sty le,-
CHEAP.
10000 pairs Children Shoes, all styles and
qualities, at exceedingly low prices
5000 pairs Mems Shoes at =, % per pair; ev-
cry pair warranted.
10000 pairs Boys and Youths Shoes Of every
style and quality, and at lower prices than
any store in Cumberland
10000 pairs Ladies and Misses Croquet Slip
pers very cheap.
5000 pairs Chldreus Beautiful Croquet Slippers
At 90 cts. per pair.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

II The following anccdote Of John c.
Calhoun Is told by William Schoulcr, on
.re authority Of the late Hon. Abbott Law
r.'c": ) me time before 1910 Mr.. Cal
aeon wrote to Mr. Lawrence that be had
.e.n addiog to his landed estates, and
~ ike to obtain a loan Of $4,000 or
'.I 900 IN Boston, where money was more
l.a.tui than in South Carolina and the
I IF interest not 50 high, for the paw
n"u' Of which be would give bis notes and
nortgage upon his estate, which would
be ample security. Mr. Lawrence said he
consulted Mr.. Nathan Appleton and one or
."a other wealthy citizens of Boston upon
tae --sject, and it was agreed to raise the
nornY ar him and take 10 security for the
p.J ment but his own note. Mr. Law
ru informed Mr.. Calhoun Of the arrange
1-eu' Sh ch he had made, and expressed
,- Qualification that it was in the power Of
himself aud a few of his friend, to DO "a
oGne-s to one so distinguished, whose
~. had been devoted to the service Of his
aaIy. Mr.. Calhoun Immediately wrote
.cl, oeci.uing the offer and withdrawing
nelnl request. He said it did not
.r-a wi b his sense of propriety to accept
an upon such terms that in the dis
f hiy public duties he did not wish
mbarrasSed by sense of obligation
B. .... me
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
The Campaign !!
The Dry Goods Auctions:
Revolutions Never Go Backward

The modern idcas of merchandising
hare met and mastered the oh credit syS-
tem:-It has collapsed .-hjcered like
glass Jcfore he hock cf this systematic
and scientific appliance ef ,earfarc-hot
5etrHders, mad,iens and utterly destroys
tie oid .fogy- like he dccPtire calm that
Prcce|es the hurricane, lures the mariner
on IN his trail Jask ,cjh iyrcs'stI5'e miyLt
10 sudden and iTeperaJ'e destruction.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
wTo-MoRRow. -,
Trustees Sail

DN Virtue OF two DEEDS of IT,,
ID 10 me by James I. Blue ana sHNees1l
trst bearing date the cCih dav of ,.y S- "a
and recorded in Deed Book "a n,,. 3 f, ~, ls'
ond bearing date the 9th day OF SeD,e,,,,.' 's -
and recorded in Deed Book 81, page 4gs s,
on W. tul
Saturday, the ooh day Of May. Is,
in front Of n B. Gu,hries Store. in N.
Springfield,
offer for sale to the highest bidder. The en-
ing real estate, to-wit ''-''.
All the right title and interest Of q,
James T. Blue and wife in aud to a cs.,' 'le 81
or farm of land lying and being in ~. ma
Of Hampshire, on the South Branch ee-il
the "Reave's Farm Also, all their ,;,,. Va e
and interest in and to all the lands ~ S'' ','
scended to the said James p. Blue from N. ~. e
er. us Ae
II T. IS MS
One third cash--the residue in tvro ,--.
uual payments to bear interest from "A. \. y, g.
Sale 10 commence alto clock. , W sac
Apr 2l-4V ~
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
WIT AND HUMOR.

r. .ittle girl who loves to pray, one
3. By aa- very tired and sleepy, and was
nro her little bed without saying
yers. But her mamma told her to
down FIRST to pray. So she folded
0'' i'.o bands aud said please, God,
rsm 1er what little Polly said last night,
..e So rsd to. night. Amen
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
NJ y ~ II H L ~

Is large and good, and their prices for them are
extremely low. You would not think that such
rich and elegant Nantels could be sold 30 cheap
eAnd at their establishment you can purchase a
CRATE, either Lowdown or Elevutes Plain or
Elaborate.
In addition TO their Stock of MONUMENTS.
Headstones and Mantols, they have a large stock
or |IIRIFIED CLII, water and drain pipe
from 20 inch bore. i'm sections az finn three
feet. GUNNER TOPS, CHIMNEY FL I-ES.
and beautiful VASES all sizes, for the GAR
DEN or PARLOR, are on hand i'm large uuanti-
ties Seg3 for pattern sheet OF pipes, Chimney
tops, Chimney fues, or Vases. The drain and
water pipes are much cheaper than iron, and
much more durable, for they will not rust, nor
will thep rot Remember tie place,
10 d, II NORTH CENTRE ST.
CUMBERLAND, ND.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
NJ A r 3 L ( w o RK S
TX Il NJ O We ID.
M. J. SMENNER g. SON.

HAVE removed their Marble Works 70 their
il New Building, Nos. 10 X - North Centre
Street, adjoining the Post Office. They haven
large and beautiful stock Of
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

- Two boys were couyarsiug about f.
isU ascent in the chariot Of Ere Said
tc Wouldn't you be afraid to riio ip
such chariot SO, was the reply not
If tod drove
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

Mrs GRUNDY AND THE EQUAToR A
3 chool girl up in Massachusetts, asked
,cher what was meant by Mrs.
..n iy The teacher replied that it
u.. tine world" Some days afterwards
Il 'e,cher asked the geography class to
"leb bic little bud Of promise belong
What i, zone?' After some hest
ration mis- lille girl frightened up, and re-
rN.d, ! know it is BELT around Mrs.
Grludy's waist
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
II \ rs

We are constantly receiving the latest STYLES
Of Gentlemen : and Boy's Hats direct from New
York city which We will sell at very low pri-
cCs.
TRUNKS, CARPET-BAGS & VALISES
Our stock Of Trunks, Carpet Bags and vnlisse
cannot bc equaled in variety quality or prices
this side of New York. 1t embraces all of the
different styles now in the market Beautiful
Russell colored Travelling Bags for Ladies at on
ly 81 %
SHOENAKERS, ATTENTION.
We have the largest stock Of Sole Leather. Calf
Kip and Upper Leather and Shoe Findings in
Western Maryland, and at the Low EST prices.
Call aud examine.
TO THE PUBLIC
We return our thanks for the very liberal patron
age given us, and respectfully ask n continuance
promising you better goods and lower prices
than any other store in our business i'm Cumber-
land. Call and see the bargains advertised above.
as we will take great pleasure in showing you
our stock. Remember
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

Ef'What do YOU do for livinc?' ask
'l larmer near Poughkcepsie, Of stur-
dY vlgaoond who came begging at his
Dnu-s. Well, nothing much, except ira
yelling around,' said tho fellow. you
.o"F .s ihoogh you are good at that re-
iei the farmer. well, yes, | am
ry good At travelling Then said the
'snar opening the door, 'ers see you
',...l.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

Misunderstanding.
Cutting, Fitting. and MAKING.
STILES FOR DRESSES T.

Mrs HorsFR & SISTER have received
The Tau aud Winter
STYLES FOR DRESSES, &c,
t01 solicit calls from former customers and new
ones-iecHng confident that in ueatness and ex-
ceNeuce in work they will be- able Co give satis-
faction 70 all. heir charges will he reasonable
Ronnvy. oct -, 1879 II
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
nj o N q M F. N T S

and II e ADSTONES which they
offer at very low prices for C5sh.
Marble and Marblezed Naules, have just been
put up IN their new Mantel warc-room. Their
Stock Of
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
" 4 NTE;D
1000 RECRUITS
TO ASSIST IN BREAKING
DOWN HIGH PRICES!
Sheetz & Kuyl<endall

lNAHE pleasure in announcing to their old
4 patrons and the public gen orally, that they
have again re uued the offensive, and with the
assistance OF Cash and short-time buyers, intend
TO aunihilate the Old Fogie system OF long time
and high prices
They hope Volunteers will come up promptly
and enroll their nantes in the mutual benefit
cause.
To those who are determined to stick to the
old way of long credits We would say ia word
DO not come to "a for goodS--do not a SIX Us for
CREDITOR We desire to spare your feelings by
refusal. u YOU want goods, sell your crops aud
stock at market value aud buy them--d o not re-
qUire the Merchant to carry your debts Tie can
not do q without charging you enormous por-
III. To all who can comply with the above sys-
tenn. we cordially invite an examination Of our
New Stock OF
FGEt s. Winter Goods
which is complete in every respect
- We will exchange merchandise for all
kinds Of produce ut fall market value.
SuEETZ & kUIKENDAIL,
Main Street opposite Courthouse.
Romney, Nov -, lsIO.-tE
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

Thus THEY TUMBLE UPoN EVERY SIDE
Oger One Hundred Millions los; by Fall
ures In 1870.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19

hnI-" ELh IL NUN, 90 4 YEAR,
tn. t'me size AMI general character as
THE WEEKLY, bat with q greater variety OF
miseel aueous reading. and furnishing the news
o. IT'S subscribers with greater freshness because
u comes twice week instead Of once only.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
BALTZELL 6 co

GHber'on o. FROST uyq. lf7.
4pyV p, ISL
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
CHARLES a. DANA. Editor.
Vlte Dollar aatetktu Sun.
ONLY ONE DOLLAR YEAHi
ONE HUNDRED COPIES FOR $50.
sEliI-WEEKLY sUN, e. yEAR

or less than one Cent a Copy. Let there be
$50 club at every Post Omce.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-05-19
CUMBERLAND, HI

Jannary u. lsIl.-tf.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

Mrs. FAIR SEsrEScED.-From the
following dispatch our readers will
learn that the murderess is soon to
expiate her crime upon the scaffold
and to be launched into that Here
after to which SO many of her victims
have already gone. The exhibition
made by the '.strong-minded" Mrs.
Stevens on that solemn occasion is
simply disgusting:
SAN FRANCISCO, June 3.-Cook con.
cluded his argument ct 4:30 p. NJ.
Judge Dwinelle then told Campbell
that he did not consider it necessary
for him to reply, and proceeded to
sentence Mrs. Fair to be hanged on
the 2Sth of July. Mrs. Fair main.
tanned almost her usual composure
out Mrs. Lane, her mother, wept
historically, while Mrs. Pitts Stevens
and other strong-minded females
present, manifested their sympathy
in marked manner, Mrs. Stevens
embracing Mrs. Lane, and tel
ling her she had done all she
could for her daughter, then going
over to the reporters, said: "Yor
have now whatyou want; now, havn'
you? You have got her hung: j
gives you great JOY, I hopeI' Th'
court room was then cleared, ant
Mrs. Fair was then token back t.
Jail and placed alone in the cell.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09


ARRIvED.--Phil. Sheridan and Mrs.
Abe. Lincoln arrived home from Eu-
rope by the same vessel last week.
There wasn't much fuss made over
the wife of the .9late lamented," but
the lover of female oborginees and
the barn-burner of the Shenandoah
was beslobbered and besmeared by
many loyal money-snatcher. The
galyant Phil. tried to get home in
fine to run for Governor on the
Ohio Democratic Platform. but failed
TO make the connection. But he can
start with the next New Departure. :"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

DECLINE IN BAcoS.-The present
indications are that bacon will be from
4 to 5 cents lower on the pound this
year in this valley than last. There is
but one solution TO THIS decline in prices,
and that is, the fact that Mr.. Gross, the
principal dealer in Oregon bacon, has
turned his attention to Chicago for his
usual supply, instead of depending on
this State. lie has already shipped to
San Francisco from Chicago 100000
lbs Of bacon, and has as much more
contracted for, to supply this and the
California market. Mr. Cross has al
ways been a liberal buyer in his lins
from our farmers, but he found las
winter that the prices were too high tt
afford profit on the large contracts hs
then had, and as Chicago prices presen
ted margin for profit, he visited tha
place aud pursued the course above in
dicated. While we regret this decline
in prices Of bacon. i, is but the legiti
mate result of the opening of shippin!
/! facilities with the Western States, ant
our farmers mus. hereafter expect t.
compete with the farmers Of that section
10 the California market in farm pro
duce. And they may, before man.
months, fnd the competition extendc'
to Oregon, in others articles than bacon
Mr.. Crosss sales in San Francisco, las
month, of Chicago bacon, amounted +.
$4,000, mostly sides.-iSdtem States
man.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

lection aud the libertine was bound over
10 the sum Of $500.
The jury to try G. II. Douglas for
killing Holbrook, in Idaho, disagreed
aud we're discharged. They stood seven
for conviction aud five for ncquittal.
Mcmahon, who was shot in the leg
by John Taylor at Silver City few
days ago. refuses to have the leg cut off
He says he prefers death to amputation.
"A couple of niger men got into a
fight at Jacksonville, lust week, and a
couple Of squaws took sides aud fought
for each ones niger "likc all possest. .
The man who assassinated tho young
lady at OrovilIe, California, last week
was last Monday caught, shot, and his
body burned to ashes by an excited
mob.
Ben. Holladay visited Corvallis last
week, and Bro. Carter, Of the Gazette,
put on clean paper collar, aud blacked
the toes of his boots in honor Of the
event.
The editor of the Dalles Mountaineer
dcvotes much space last week to divers
aud sundry parties for the present OF
straw berries, new praties, and other
garden sass.
A paiuter in Portland, named Thomp.
son. fell from o scafliolding 35 feet high.
His right thigh was badly broken, his
right arm crushed aud his jaw broken.
IL is thought he will live.
Mrs. Phocba A. Folson, wife Of +.
W. Folsom, Of Eugene, aud sister OF
the Galo Bros, Of the Roseburg Eh1ign.
died last week. We tender our sympa-
thies to our brethren OF the press in
their sad afiliction.
Miss Susie Mcdonald, a young lady.
was stabbed by ruiiian in the streets
of Oroville, California, last Thursday
week. She fell dead in the arms Of a
young lady companion with whom she
was walking. The villain escaped.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

The MONTHLY NOVELETTE, FOR JuSE.-The
juno number Of the Monthly Novelette, is issued
and embraces such rare list OF contents that
We do not wonder at it's growing popularity. NJ.
Quad, of the Detroit Press, contributes one OF
his excellent guerilla stories, the experience of
Michigan cavalry soldier in the late war. and
then there is story, half dozen adyen-
lures and love stories, poetry, engrayings, etc.,
etc., which all 60 to make up first class mag
aznc. Here is list of the aontcnts; The Bar
onet's Daughter" Illustrated; "Tho Vexed
QUESTION:" "How Invent to Richmond;" "Breee-
ing Mares;' Somebody Loves Me;" "Rishted
| ut last;" cloves Sacriice;" "Lake Dunmore,
Salisbury, vermont;" "Such is Life;o "a Ro.
mance;'' "Iron Masks;" "a Boston Regatta
"A Winter in Kotzebue's Sound" "The Secret;''
'Mad Mollie, the Border Heroine;" ''The
Catch of the season;" "ouR JUVENILE De-
PARrMEsr.-A False Step; or, The Fortunes and
Misfortunes of Free Wilder;" "Jamie Stearns's
Temptation;" "Anecdotcs--Wit and Humor;
"A Pacific Railroad City," The July number
of the Monthly Novelette, will be altered in
form, and increased to l2s pages of reading
matter, thus making it one of the most desira.
BILE publications in the country. The price wiz
remain the same, $500 per year. or 20 cents pei
number. Address Thones Il Talbot, 63 Con-
/ gress Street, Boston.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09
supERLATIyE CHEEK.

One of the Radical papers of Ore
gon said the other day, that the
Democratic party was dangerous and
mot TO be trusted with powerr'-
Now We would like to ask il the
mongrels are the special custodians
of the affairs of this country for "all
coming timer" that they presume to
say who shall 'and who shall not be
''trusted with power" Democracy
has lived through many long years
of history; it has weathered the
storms when all other adventurers
were wrecked; it made this Govern
ment what it was when the present
traitors and usurpers forced them-
selves into power; it shed its infu-
ence alike upon oil States; guaran-
teed to States and people their
inherent rights, and at the time
when slch men as Butler, Grant
Logan and the other leaders of the
Radical party betrayed the Democra-
cy into the hands of their enemies,
this was the most prosperous and
happy country 'that ere the sun
shone on" and, now, for the Repub-
lican party to rise up in its in
fancy, as it were, and solemnly de-
clare that the party which has lived
through generations shall not be
trusted with power, =" in the temple
built with their own hands, is piece
of impudence and arrogance that
would be astonishing if it came from
any other source than a Massachu-
sets fanatic.
The Democracy have been entrust-
ed with national power in years past,
and are now in power in nearly one
half of the States of the Union, and
their glorious record is sufficient
refutation of the Radical lie that they
cannot be trusted.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

PRgsos4L.-We were pleased to receive
call, during the past week, from DR. Ar.
Ea's traveller, who was in our town deyot.
ing his time and attention to the prepara.
tions Of the great medicine man. This
call has become pleasant annual TO us
from the able and reliable business char.
actsr of tho accomplished gentleman whom
this firm send out to transact their business.
No house is better known or valued by the
press for their promptness in settlement
than the well. established ind popular j.
G. AVER & Co.. Lowell, Mass, whose med.
icincs have become n household necessity,
and won tho confidence and praise Of all.
Our own acquaintance with them has ex.
tended oyer n series of years, and we have
invariably found them, their travellers and
their medicines worthy Of the com menda.
tion they everywhere rcceve.-Jackson
(Tenn) Tribune.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

The Joint Committee of the Senate
and the House of Representatives,
appointed to investigate the alleged
outrages in the South, instead of vis-
iting the Southern States to see the
condition of affairs for themselves,
have appinted a subcommittee to sit
in Washington and take testimony.
The first act of the Committee was to
vote its members eight dollars per
diem, and ten cents for every mile of
travel, coming, going. and diyerging.
Witnesses are to be allowed two dol
lars a day and ten cents nile for
travel; and on those terms there viii
be no difficulty in finding men TO
swear that there is q Ku-Klux gang
in full operation in every county in
the Southern States. This farcialin-
vestigation will cost the country
thousands and thousands of dollars,
and will probably result in a mass of
contradictory evidence, of no value
whatever, except as pretext for the
continuance of the iniquitous law at
tempting to constitute Gen. Grant
Dictator.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09
THE LATE SURRENDER.

We publish elsewhere the Ohio
State Democratic Platform, which
our readers will perceive is almost
identical with the yallandigham abor-
ton to which we alluded last week.
1t seems, however, that the State
Convention was by no means unit
in the adoption of the rotten mongrel
concern, and that nearly half of that
large assemblage uttered their pro-
test and recorded their votes in op-
position to it; but the noble minority
were voted down, and Vallandigham
achieved his victory-and it was q
most despicable achievement and one
which cannot fail to result disastrous.
II to the cause to which he has al.
ways professed devotion.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

GnANr's aquatic fowl of the genus
Anser has successfully passed through
the culinary process and ID ready to
be served up as "well done"--li. e.
his goose is cooked. Greeley has
gone back OH him. Here is what
Horace says in tie Tribune of the 9th
ult:
1t is certainly true that we are not
seeking the recollection OF Gen. Grant
as President. Should he be the re-
publican candidate, we shall, OF
course, support him to the best OF
our ability; but, pending the nomi-
nation, we may be fairly charged with
"unfriendliness" to cunning him or
any other man for President while
he wields the vast patronage of that
high Office. We ardently desire to
see the principle established that a
President shall have no aspirations
except to serve the country eminently
and win thereby lasting and envia-
BILE renown.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

GRANTS smut machine, the Senate,
has again adjourned, after perform
ing all the dirty work that the dirt
lest of administrations had cut out
for it. It is no wonder that the
Senate is SO fit an instrument for a
vile President when such men as
Morton, Cameron and Chandler rule
it. Morton is physically elemented
by his loathsome and disgusting hab-
its; Cameron is known to ascend the
ladder of notoriety by the use of
money; while Chandler is a notori-
GUS drunkard and blackguard.-
Where could there be four men,
better capable of corrupting the ma
tons political morals, than Grant,
Morton, Cameron, and Chandler
We leave honest men to decide.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-06-09

WILL somebody please tell us
where the Radical principles leave
off and the Democratic begin in that
Buckeye Platform which we publish
elsewhere? We have taken q pair OF
tongs and turned the thing upside
down, rolled it over on its back and
fooped it down on its belly again,
but can't discover any starting point
from which to commence it's dissee-
ton. We are afraid to cut into it
for fear of severing an intestine ca
nal and filing the air with a pesti-
/ breeding malaria.