The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-12-14

PITa AND POINT.

Il II AS-t &@C1N -
1T all the world w.re blind said al
Irish clergyman, ''..,at Il nlelancho.
sigh, il would be. -
\ g.nIbler- Who has lost all grecnback
mas aptly cxcAi4n with Shakespeare
So much for bucLing EN-. ~. I
Hogtd
Materfami!ias was rather taken abacl
the other day at receiving a bill for =;
pair Of infants The acc, uut had beer
made with IN excess Ut cunciseness ia,
addition nt one word glove" -wuulo
have prevented all r:i~apprehem~ion.
Recently woman was arraigned be-
fore magistrate for some uiisdemeanor.
he usual questions were put to her
hat Is your occupation ~ Il have
none. sir, was the reply, :'NTell, how dc
yon live? Il live on priva,ions She
WAS allowed to 90 unfned
Al IA social party, where humorous de-
Enitions was one OF the games of the
evening, the question was put, w hat is
religion? .H .hsipn rep iel one Of the
party. more farnous "a man Of business
than OF wit, Is an insurlnce against fire
In the next world, for which honesty Is
the best policy"
\ new style Of obituary is coming into
use, which expresses briefly IA great deal
as Fellows: john Suit, Of Nes York.
revoiser; II. Jenkins, Of Philadelphia
third story window; Ann Jou.s Of
New Jersey. !audanunl.
4 stoica! Scotcbman was addressed by
his sick wife, ''Oh, john, | shan't leave
this bed alive J. P:ea~e theeself, Bet
ty. and tl!ce' please me, " returned ohm
with great eqanimity- Il have been a
good wife to you. John" persisted the
dying Woman. "iIiddiin Betty, mid
din, responded tie luattel-u fact hus-
band.
the Rev George Moore, of Edimbu Oh,
was riding, one sunwy day, untitled up III
a Spanish CLOAK, and with ii woman
shawl tel around his nee, and shoulders.
These garments, Tapping in the wind,
startled the horse of u commercial travel
err, who ;net the divine, and who, irrita
ted at the piu,i4illg IF his >tted exclainl-
ed. You w"ul frIghten lie Gev,I, sir!
Nay be, : answered Mr.. II Jore Tor
its just my trade.
a young lady, with number of others
who were Injured by railroad accident,
Was csriie,i tn ii hospital The surgeon
cam. ar,.t1l aud said t, the ft-hi,flat,!e
n,is,: ell, nladin what can do for
yon = Said she. "Doctor, one Of my
limb, i broken" One Of your limbs ?"
sail he wei. which limb is it?" 20 [
can tell YIN. doctor, but its one IF MY
hubs. One uf your limbs, thunder
cd he doctor out al patience, which is
II, the limo you threa Il needle With p
70. >ir, she answered with sigh,
1T the limh | wear garter on" The
doctor attended to her. aud the said,
Dung Nnn,an. never say hubs to riie
again IN hospital; ii ynu do shall pass
yau, for when woman gets as tastidlnus
as that the SeoGer she die, he better
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Man and Wicklow to Live Happy.
Thomas Jefferson wrote the follow ing
eSceslent advice. There is much human
nature and good sense il it
Harmony In the married state is the
very first object IL be aimed at. Moth
ing can preserve affection uninterrupted
bur firm resolution never to differ in
Will, aad determination IN each to Goa
slider the love Of the other Us III Drc vaIue
than any object whatever on which
wish had been fixed How light in Tact
is the sac. flee 0 ATTY other wish when
weighed against the ale .tiuns of one with
VIII 'ui we are Ia pass cur Whole life Aud
though opposition III Il single Instance
Will hardly of Itself produce aliena til II
Yet every one has their pouch into which
ali these little npro>itinns are put while
that Is tilliag the alienation is insen>ibiy
going on, and when filled II l. C ,mptete.
Ii would pure either to say why; be-
cause no one difference of opinion / as
been m4rAei enough IL produce u serious
eject by Itself. Bat he finds his aiiec-
ti,a- neariei ~ oy i constant stream of
die checks ari obstacles. O:her >n.ct>
of discomfort, very ca'nm0n indeed ar,
the little cross purposes of husband and
wife in commna cnuver alton \ diSpn>i
tim in either IL ciiticisr aud question
whatever he nther says. a ie>Ir'. ALWAYS
IL demonstrate and make him feel him
self IN the wroeg. e>' ecialiy in Sympathy
Nothing i 50 .naiar. Nu n better,
therefore ii cur companion Views a thing
different shan we a. t. leave him ia
quiet no -it,nn If his view. What i til,
use # rrtct>inu Inn IL The thing be in.
rnftant and If i.uf,nrfan;. let il pass f.,
the present, AMI wait a SITTER moment
aud mnro c"nclhatorr occasion ct ravi~
ing che subj ct together. 1t * wonder
fal hnw many persons are rendered I'M
haanv by ina,teutin., IL these li't,e rule
OF prudence
THE returns received at tn
Ceas,lS 3 irrau >hn,y that there ara i,
the Unitei States - 81 penrle who arr
bhai: ani ,fihe>,, ai are, j ,af aud inmh
- iu-aae, Us iii,ric : ,l.af In nh an,
insane, and II who ne d.af. damh an,
iilatjc as wi, u. hlinl The rnlri nun
hsr If WHOM 6355 are tnani IN New
prk, the ',r,.-t number rep ,rtpd IN an
Safe O1lv , are rennrtel insane Il
N.vala wlile Ctif,rlja haS it46.
verr large npinher II nrnpnrti,o tn til
VII ,ie p,rpllti,n The little District O