The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-08-17

l,lshar 70 respect age when enc
gets soi1 81 ysuefable pair 81 ebiessus
pr. Aver 81 Iowen osns % shares
s. tie Sow York Tribune, worth SIS
ua
No elas, are s4ld to put more real
feeling Into iheir weston taan pick.
p8elcts
Iaw, au like sausages-ihe less you
know q how they are INSIDE the better
you lie them.
NJ Goth has married Miss Webb.
lie know that they were meant 10 De
jolacA a. soon o. Be spisd bcr.
Tbs song Of tee ladies 1t West Point
Ilow love the Military Song Of the
cslcls lloW love the Millinery.
The New Haven Register says
Iu line, ii The article upon Yale Col
lcae, IN our issue, for alum water read
utma mater.
"a physician said Of quaek that be
was such au ignoramns that If be could
take lantern aud 20 up aud down Inside
his patient he c0nldt hnd out what the
matter vas.
Bill. said Bob, why Il that tree called
tie weeping Willow Cause one OF the
sneaking, plaguey things grew near The
,ehoo-house, and Supplied the master
with switches.
"A pcw.hoder in AIiddlctown, Conn
finding d stranger n his pow, ona recent
Sunday, dragged him out by the collar,
aud then joined deyoutly IN he hymn
Come % tie house Of Prayer
Would you believe It, Sandy, said a
divine, that never thought Of the serm-
oubeforo went to the pupitl Oh, that j.
exactly what Mr.. Macintosh and have
been saying while yon were preaching.
Our friend spcIler the other day saw
tie inscription United we Conquer. lIe
was so struck with Tie want Of orthog-
faphy, that lie altered It himself or
COURSE, be said, il mcans United, we Con-
cur, that. II
Is newspaper, which spoke Of but.
tered thunder and was asked by con
temporary IL thnt had any affinity 70
CREASED lightning, manifested some an
ger ia explaining that muttercd thunder
was what was intended.
"a college professor having requested
that some man should 20 10 the prcsi-
dent. Office on an errand, nearly The
Whole elias. rose to their feet The pro-
fessots question, How many Of you do
sou think It take. to make q man? quick
i, brought them TO their seats again
Tho II Louis Dispatch u shocked at
the bad manners Of some Of the borders
Il knows 81 aud proceeds to read to them
the following little lecture; Don't say
pass tie krout, o. shove along that hash;
well conducted boarlers always say, VIII
you be 50 kind al TO escort tho lobscouse
hithefward
While passing house in Virginia,
two drummars observed very peculiar
chimney, unfinished; aud il attracting
their attention, they asked naxcn-haired
urchin standing near the house il Il
diswed we'll Whercupon The aforesaid
urchin replied Yes, il draws the attcu-
ton Of al the fools that pass this road.
An Oh traveller, at present soiourn-
ing here tells pretty tough story about
being lost IL the woods with his dog,
where be could fud nothing 10 cat, and
had 10 en- or his dogs tail, which he
h,ied Tot himself and afterwards gave
ihc dog the bone. We wonld rather Dor.
row 80 than believe that story.
-Onc q my father. neigbbors, a man
Of great natural humof. bat poor aud
plous, wa. subject u singular compuuct.
ions. In tho midst 81 his enjoyment ola
good story o. practical joke, be would
suddenly fetch up with a Sigh, aud ia.
,Lctlcally cxclalm o, dear, seems to me
there's toe much fan IN this world for
poor folks.
~ city exquisite, having become az
rieuHurally ambitious, wen, in search Of
a fafin, aud finding one Tor sale, beg q
to bargain f5r il, Tho seller mentioned
rs one of II, recommendation, that Il had
very coll spring on t. Ah-awl said
tic iop; won't taks II, then, for I've
heard tlai cold springs ruined ihe crop.
Jas. year ana don't want place with
such drawback upon Il,
The lleatben Cliuee may, after all
ho blessing IN disguise rwcnly-fout
Cinnamon walked Into the saactum Of a
Georgia ucw paper the other day and
With iho Aclp q an Interpreter paid casl
down ioF tnenls-iaur subs ripti1us "a
hls papcr The editor wondered greatly
What they wanted II al English paper
not aelns able 10 rcad K, aud was ia,
formed tAa, they took i for he piciurt'
inh. the paper having Co,isr's raj cat, a
eaiafth eai eaaaq lfa1e maik and a.
umbrella picture,
- dfammeT tells ihe s'ory q Gnt
class Wilmington, y e. hoiel lhat II
ordered cos morning, q iis attentive
waiter. two sof, boiled eggs salaAg
went oa - iAg kitchen, sud soon rtturaea
asa asked Mas, Boss, did you want dsn
eggs annbleds No, want them 40
boiled al right saf and 60 be tr8lgel
aghsa. III fem moments BE ioomea ii