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Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

HENRY 7. HELMBoLD's

Concen.rated
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
TIE GREAT D1UrETIc,
has cured every case Of Diabetes in which II has
been given, Irritation Of the Neck Of the Bladder
and Inflammation Of the Fijneys, liberation Of
the Kidneys and Bladder, retention Of urine,
Diseases Of the PROSTATE Gland, stone In the
Bladder, Calculus, Gravel, Briekdusi deposit
and Mucous or Milky discharges, and for en-
feebled and delicate eorsttutions Of both sexes,
attended with the following symptoms, indie.
position to excrtion, loss Of power, loss Of mem.
ory, difficulty Of breathing, weak nerves, irem-
bling, horror OF disease. vakefulnes,, dimnoss
Of vision, pain in the back, hot hands, iushin Z
Of the body, dryness Of the skin, eruption on the
face, Pallid cOuntenRnee, univsrial lassitude Of
TIE muscular system, etc.
Used BY persons from the ages OF eighteen to
twenty Eve, and from thirty five to fifty Eve or
in the decline or change Of life after eonhns.
msnt or labor pains; bed Wctting In children.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Lost, yesterday somewhere between
sunrise and sunset, two golden hours,
each set with sixty diamond minutes.
No reward is offered, for they are
gone forever.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

There is said 10 be an organization
of young females in Ohio, the object
of which is TO intimidate the young
men to discontinue the habit of wear
ing moustaches. They tickle so.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

What a world of gossip would be
prevented if it was only remembered
that person who tells you Of the
faults of others, intends to tell others
of your faults
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

"lt's no sort Of use, Billy" said a
Richmond coal merchant to his Irish
driver 81 can't learn you anything
at all, and I've been trying for years -
"Shure, sir" replied Billy, as he wiped
his forehead and replaced bis banker.
chief in his dilapidated hat, "sburc,
and yer have laipt me one thing
yez have lairnt me that fifteen hundred
makes a tom
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Anegro was caughtin a gentleman's
garden in Roanoke, n. C., one night,
IN close proximity TO lot of fine cab.
oage. When interrogaied as to what
ne was doing, be said, ''Good lor' dis
nlgger can 60 no whar to. pray with.
out oeing troubled r The next day it
was discovered that he had preyed
some half dozen heads of cabbage
away.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
HENRY 7. HELMBoLD's
Highly Concentrated Compound

'h-'y NN"""tSN SPNfNN"N
FLUID EXTRACT sARsAfARILLA
win radically exterminato from The system scrof.
ula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore Eyes,
Sore Legs, Sore Mouth, Sore Head, Bronchitis,
skin Diseases, Salt Rheum, cankers, Runnings
from the Ear, White swellings, Tumors, Can
cerous Affections, Nodes, Rickets, Glandular
swslliDgs, Night swsatI, Rash, letter, Humers
Of all Kinds, Chronic Rheumatism, Dyspepsia,
and all diseases that have been established in
the system for years.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

A Detroit burglar, while in hall.
way on a thieving expedition, being
asked, "What do you want 2" coolly
replied, ooh, nothing, I'll help my.
self"
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Being prepared expressly for the above Com
plants, Its Blood Purifying Properties are greater
than any other Preparation Of ofsarsaparilla II
gives the complexion clear and hOAlthy color
and restores the patient to a state Of health and
purity. For purifying the blood, removing all
chronic constitutional diseases arising from an
impure state Of the blood, and the only reliable
and efectuAl known remedy for the cure Of
Pains and swelling Of the Bones, Ulesraiions Of
the Throat and Legs, Dlotches, PimPleS on the
Face, EryhPelns and all sealy Eruptiops Of the
akin, and behudling the complexion. Price,
sl.50 per bottle.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
Lime for Sale !
Livery Stable.

TNHE uudersignca heEs leave % irforr the pub.
L iic that he is nov fully prepared to sssosEe-
date all IN the wayof furnishing Horses. Bursiss,
Saddles and Harness. on the shortest notice ssd
on reasonable terms. Residence on Locus, strvei,
between Thiri ans Fcurth.
exc. ". eEARHARr.
learaels, Arrii n. isss.i sll ttf
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

A man was recently informed just
before his marriage that his bride had
fallen heir to 100000, but he let the
ceremony 60 on just the same.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
Cheap Furniture.
JOHN GULICH

nVslREs to inform his old friends sni 90.
~ toners, that having enlarged his sbop ,ri
increased his facilities for manuiaeiuring. Be 10
now prepared TO make TO order such Furniiuree A.
may be des red, in good style and At ehtap riis,
for CASH. lie generally has on hand, al hi
Furniture rooms, varied assortment Of rssay.
made furniture, among which are
BUREAUS AND SIDE-BOARDS.
whrdrobes ana BOOK Usses; Centre. Sofa, psr'sf,
Breakfast and Dining Extension Tables; Con.
mon. Freneh-post, Cottage, Jenny Lind and oth,i
BedEteads; Sofas Of all kinds, Workttsnd
Hut-racks, wash-stands; Rocking and Arm
Chairs; fpring-teat, cane bottom, parlor. con.
mon and other Chairs Looking Glasses Of ever
description on hsud and new glasses for Cd
frames, which will be put in on very reasorhbls
terms on shortest notice. he also keeps on biri
OF furnishes 20 order, Corn husk, Hair and Cot.
ton top Mattresses.
CoFF1Ns OF EVERY KIND
Made 10 order, and funerals attended viia 3
Hearsc whenever desired. Also, House Painting
done TO order. The subscriber also mnuuiao.
lures, ard has constantly on hand, Cleuciti
Patent Washing Machine, tho best now IN use !
Those using this machine never need be With.
out clean clothes Ho also has Flyers Patent
Chu-n, a superior article. A family using tti
churn never need be without butter
All the above and many other articles are far.
nished to customers cheap for Casa or exchanged
FOR approved country produce. Cherry, Maple,
Poplar, Linwood aud other Lumbsr suitable f1r
Cabinet work, taken in ,xehange for furniture
Ec- Remember the shop is on Msrkti street,
cleafhelt, Pa, and noarly opposite the "oid lsE
Store" JOHN GuLTCU.
November 26. 1862
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
CoFF1Ns OF EVERY KIND
The Lightning Tanner.

VNHE undersigned are The sole Agents 90 his
Il county for the "North American GalraniIfd
LIGHTNING RODS" These are the orlt ,s's
rods now in use. and are endorsed BY al lst
scientific men in the country.
We hereby notify the citizens of The county
that We will rut them mp better rod, nnd iof
lees money, than Is charged by the iorsigh
agents who annually traverse the county and
carry oG our little cash, never to return.
ENCOURAGE HOME LABOR,
Those wishing Lightning Eods erected 81
their buil1ugs need but address us by letter, q
call in person. We will put them up any here
in the county, and warrant them. The Rods aud
Fixtures can be seen At auy time BY ealliEr st
our store. II. +. BIGLEB A CO.
Clearheld, March so, 1870 q
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Helmbold's Extract Buchu Il durciic and blood
purifying, and cures all diseases arising from
habits Of dissipation, and excesses and impru
denees in lifo impurities CT the blood, etc, su
perseding ooTaibA in affections for which Il IL
used, and syphilite aHoctions-in these diseases
used in connection with Helmbolds Rose Wash
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladies, the Ex
tract Buehu Is unoqualled by any other remedy
AS in chloross or retention, ire sularity, pain
falness or suppression Of customary ovaeuations
liberated or schirrus state Of the uterus, leucor
rh@a or whites, sierili,y, and for all complaints
incident to the sex, whether sri ing from indis.
cretion, or habits Of dissipation. It prescribed
extensively BY the most eminent physicians and
midwivesfo for snfeebled aud delicate consultations
Of both sexes and all ages laitendsd with any oi
the above diseases or sympioms).
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Made of Poor Rum. whiskey, rroor spIrts
aud Hcfrsc Iiauura deotorgd. friccd and fvuot-
cncd to please tae taste, called 1onlcs ATpcrz.
cra" nestorcif.T ae., ttft lead i'e trrltr On 10
drunkenness aad ~ bu' arc true Medicine, made
from ue Gdtve nooid and 1itfbs cf California free
fra,- oil AicohcIic -timuirnfa. They arc ne
GREAT BLOOD ruUIrIEN aud LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE perfect Ronoyainr and
Inrorzior of tho Eysttfa, carrying Oh AL poonous
matter nnd restoring tlc Hood to healthy oou.itiou.
No person can tale these nitOu according iodircr-
tlon ard remain long uuwcli
s1CO willbo Flven ~ on nruralic casc. pr vidci
the bones arc not destroyed BY mincrsl polioa Or
other mcars al tbs vital organs wasted bcyord TIC
point of repair.
For InnamnsHtcry nnd CLron.c Eheru.n-
tism mud Cout, Dyspopsin. or indigestion,
Bilious, Ecmittcut aud Intermittent TcNcis
Diseases sf the Biood, Liver, kidncys, nui
niadder, these nittcga lave been most fuooon-
ful. such Diseases are caused by Nitintci
Blood. vhch is generally produced BY dcrlngcnet
ofmc Digestive Otrunn.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION. Head
ache, Pain la ths Shoulders, Coutha, TEltEcsi of t
Chcft, Dizziness, Sour Eruciltous q the stomsci,
BAD taste Ga tlc Nouih, iious Attscks, raiptati
Of the Heart, innamuatioa q the Lungs Pain In tlc
regions q the Kidneys, and ahundrrd other paintl
tymptoms, nfc the olsprInCsCf Dyspepsia.
They inyig0rate the stomach u.d stimulate uia ter-
pidlivcr and hcwet, which render them ofunequalhd
cfnency IN cleansing tie blood of an Impurities, AID
imparting new iifa and ylgor 10 The whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Truruons. Tcttor. sat
hcum, nlciehcs tPots, rlmTlci, ruftuiss nosi CIR
hunclcs, RncWoIms, scaid,ilcad, Gore Eyes. Erysp-
clss, Itch scurf, Hlscoloraous e the skln Iiumcs
and Diseases ftho skin, of whatever name or natui,
are literally drg ~ Rrd carried oct Of tie system d
shor tl;nc ty Tho uto of thoso ntcs. ore bottle a
such eases viii convince r- most iHorsduious O. thtr
curative eject
Cleanse the Nitatsd nicod whenever you Ind ls
impuriticn bursting thr1ushts, riIn nrmpies nrul
tons or strcsi cleans % vhcn you md II ohstructc
and sluEeiih n tie ycina clrant, % when Il h fou
and your feelings VIII tel yonv Keep the hloal
pure aud tio hcllth q tle system viii iifaiiow.
plN, TArE and other WORMS. lurking N tn
system q % many thouaanda enoctusliy destroy
ed and removed. For fan droctions read osFcfall'
the circular around each botilc printed IN four lao
ruagos-Engllsh, German. rroneh and spanish
}. WALLER, Proprietor. n. H. MCDONALD q co.
Druggists and Gen. Aronts san Francisco, Cal I.
and g and % Commerce Street, New York.
rT-sotD ny ALL DRUGGISTS AND pEAIEEs
Oct. 20, is70ly "
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
Jew
MARBLE WORKS
CLEARFIELD, PENN'A.

CiALL and sro the new MARBLE WORKS
" on Market street, opposite the jail.
MONUMENTS,
GRECIAN TOMDs,
FRENCH c0UcfEs,
TABLE, T0rs, NANTES
GARDEN sTATUARY.
TERRA CUTTA WARE,
HEAD a FOOT STONES,
Of new and beautiful designs
An Of which win be sold At city prices, or 2s per
cent, less than any other establishment in this
county. Satisfaction guaranteed in vi cases
Orders thankfully received and promptly flled
in the best vorkman-likc manner
s, A. GIBSON.
jaws Z. Wkrsov, Agent myiiiiy
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

About the only person that we ever
heard of that was not spoiled by being
honized was the Jow named Daniel.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

The ladies give as a reason for mar
rying for money, that they now seldom
find anything else in a man worth
bav;nn
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

NOTICE.--llavinr purchased the Interest of
~ J. A. Blaiienbcrgcr. Rsq., 10 the bnsipc.,
heretofore carried on under the hrm name Of }. A.
Biaitenbcrgef Co, the same will be conduct.d
hereafter under The name Of Moshannon Land and
Lumber Company. iStorcl
II. w. sHiLLINGFORD, JOHN LAwSHF.
my2'u President. General supf
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

TTPHAai's DEPILarORY POWDER !
" Removes sursfanous hair IN Eve minutes.
vttheutiniury TO thetkin Sent BY mail Tor .25
UPHAM's ASTHMA CURE
Relieves mos; violent paroxysms q Eve minutes
and effects speedy cure Price 81 ~ nail
THE JAPANESE HAIR STAIN
Colofs the whiskers and hair beautiful black
o. brown. IL consists Of only one preparation.
20 cents BY mail. Address S. c. UPnAM, No.
12l Sasne street, Philadelphia. Pa. Circulars
seat free. Sold BY all Druggists. dec2i On
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Poverty and pride are inconvenient
companions but when idleness unitcs
with them, the depth of wrechedness
is attained.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
oscEoLA A.
New Cabinet!

MosHANN0N LAND AND LUMBER com
Nj PANY offer for sale Town Lots in the Dor
ough Of 0sccola, Cioardeld county, Pa, and also
lots TO suit purchasers outside the limits of said
borough. Oscoola is situated on the Moshannou
Creek, in tho richest portion Of the county of
Clcaraeld, on the line Of the Tyrone 4 Clcarhold
Railroad, who're the Moshannon and Beaverton
branch roads intcrseot II is also in the heart Of
the Moshannon coal basin, and large bodies Of
white pine, hcmlook, oak, and other timber sur
round IT, One Of the largest lumber manuiactur-
ing establishments in the State Is located in the
town, while there are many other lumber and
shiugle mills around Il. The town is but Sc en-
years old, and contains population Of one thou
sand inhabitants.
Ese- For further information apply at the Office
Of the above company.
JOHN LAWSHE,
lH;70l General Superintendent.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
Hardware, Queensware, Glassware,
Groceries and Spices,
WmrDERcER's FLAvoRINc rx-

M iLlbtRGER'S FIANORING En-
w TRACTS are warranted equal to any made.
They are prepared from the fruits and will he
found much better than many Of the Extracts tha.
are sold Ash your Grocer or Druggist for wilt.
beFgcrs Extracts, nARLowS INDIGO BLUE
- without Doubt the best article in the market
Tor blueng clothes. II viii color more water than
four timct the same weigh, Of indigo. and much
more than any other wash blue in the market
The only genuine is that put M at ALFRED
wlLTREkGERs DRUG STORE. No. 2ss North
Second Street, Philadelphia. The labels have
both Witberger's and parow's name on them. an
others are countstfcii. For sale by most Grocer,
and Druggists. WiLrBRRGERS INnELlRIR
lNk viii be found on trial to be superior article
Always on hand and for sale at reasonable prices.
Pure Ground Spices, Genuine Medicines. Chamoj.
skins. sPonges, IApioca. Pearl, Sage, ard all
articles " the drug hne OF
ALRRID NlLfbKRGRIs DRUe STORE.
yesicu No. ~ NcrtA tsr,ni st. rAlia
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
8auks
ClearGeld County Banl

tledrlleld I0unlV Band
TUE clearheld County nanl 49,.
Il ted Institution has gone oBl m = !. iis''
the surreudef Of i,s charter. on n. w,l.'li
All Us stock is owned BY ths n.y. "
will continue the Banking bu,ir,,, !, IN
place, as private bankers, undef IN. ,Nel
Of the "Clearleld County Bant. wA
sponfible for tho debts Of the Barh a., n
its notes on demand at The count. ~
received and interest paid when mon,
a hxed time. Paper discounted M 4
as heretofore. Our personal rs.rsr. ~
pledged for al Dor osits received MY '-,'s Il 4
trans etod. continuance Of lsi,, ~
ronage Of the business mon Of tbs'ss,''A
speotully solicited. As President c,ay
oiiieers Of TIE late clearfeld CONT s'i1'' rl',
require the notes Of faid Bank d l'
for redemption. F'''
JAS. T. LEONARD, RICHARD su,,
wM. PORTER, JAS. b. GBtn,,
I A. X. WRIGHT, @. L. RFVn NAl
WM. A. WALLACE
The business Of the Bank will Be ,,ss...
John NJ Adams. Rsq.. as Cashier. nv,
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
SEWING MACHINES.

I am agent for the justly celebrated American
Button hole Over scanning Sewing Machine, tho
greatest wonder Of the age. IL is light running,
simple durable, does not easily get out Of order,
aud does more kinds Of work than any other ma
chine made. Price Of Combination Machine, with
cover, SIS. Plain Machine, without button hole
attachment, with cover, 500.
Mns. T. r. WATSON.
Clcarfeid, Nov. 16, ls70-tmyI,7l
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

USs's NJ. Domingo. Hubbeus. Drake,
III Hoonandf German, iiosieticr's and reene's
vkygenatod niitcrs also pure Liquers, Of All
tindf Tor redicinal purposes, Tor sale BY
HARIswfcK a IRWIN
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
STOVES! STOVES! STOVES!

FRED. SACKETT.
AZ his Stove and Tinwarc Establishment, on
Market street, nearly opposite the Jail, has the
finest and cheapest assortment Of Cook aud parlor
Stoves ever brought to town. Among Others be
has the justly celebrated
"TIMEsr COOKSToVE,
Which Is one Of the bcsi as we'll as CHEAPEST
Stoves now made. Al persons iu want Of any.
thing Of the Kind respectfully invited to call
and sec for themselves
gss'-A large assortment Of TINWARE, &c, on
hand. Jobbing done to order.
PRED. sAcRRTT.
Ciearheld. October 20, ls7o
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

Many parents spoil their children
by dressing them up, when good
dressing down would do the most good
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22

liquors but will cure the eaects Of dissipation.
To increase the Appetite, UsEIT
To promote Digestion, USE 1T.
To cure Dyspepsia, USE 1T.
To cure Fever and Ague, USE 1T.
To cure Billiousncss, USE 1T.
To cure Constipation, usEIr.
To cure Chronic Diarrhua, UsRIT,
To cure Heartburn, UsEI 1T.
To cure Flniulcnce, usBI
10 cure Acid Eruciaiions, UsFIT.
To cure Nervous Debility UsE 1T.
To cure nyiochondria, UsE 1T.
To cure sullownsss of Complexion, USE 1T.
To cure Pimples and Bloichcs, USE IT.
For General Prosiraiion OIL
Physical powers USE 1T,
aud 1t will cure you.
SOLD everywhere, at 800 per bottle, Manu-.
facturei exclusively by
A. |. S A w,
Druggist,
cLEARFIELD, "a,
who offers liberal Inducements to the trade
Oct. ~, IseatE
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-03-22
For thy StOmach's Sake and thine
other Infrmitios. "-St. Paul.
DIR. ROYER'S
PURE
WEST BRANCH BlTTERS,

A safe, pure, pleasant and health giving Tonic
"A strictly vegetable, and manufactured from
the most pure and choice materials-is not a spirit
drink nor substitute for whisky, but scientific
compound for the protection Of the system and
the cure q disease, made from chemically pure
spirits entirely free from fus oil or other irrita-
ting properties and will not disagree or offend the
most delicate stomach. long private expert
once has attestcd its
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1871-04-18

The undertaken, Mr.. John Therry, testified as
follows
Question-What instructions did Mrs Killo-
rem give you about the funeral? Answer-She
told me that she had sent for me to make ar
rangements for the funeral: that she could not
depend on any of her own family to carry them
out after her death; she wanted 1t arranged and
carried out according to her own wishes; that
she was leaving eneugh behind for her rela-
tives. She said, 'You buried my son and hus-
band, and am not bit afraid but what you
will carry out my own wishes" She then told
me to get her a square-built coffia
with plenty of room in it Qaughter),
fiat frame on top, and upon this
frame a round lid to be put on with hinges and
locks; in this round lid was to come an oval
French plate glass, and over this glass another
round lid to cover 1t, and TO be fitted in with
locks and hinges; told her this French plate
glass was thing impossible thought, to be
got ready, or if l could get it ready, the
whole thing would be of no benefit. L asked
her If she would have it fat she said mo, she
wanted this affair all round, no matter what it
cost or what time it took; she would not be
buried in anything else. Laughter.) She said
also that If she died before this coffin ready
they would have to keep her until it was ready,
and the expression she used was to have it
trimmed
IN SPLENDID STYLE
inside, and have such a coffin got up as was
never seen in New York before, and probably
never would be again, and witness added, 'God
knows l think she got it," (Great laughter.)
she said many times to spare no expense what
ever; that every cent she made was her own.
made the remark that her children would oppose
the idea. Ske said they dare not do it. "What
right have they to oppose?" she said; "they
are simply to see that my wishes are carried
out; 60 to work and carry them out" She
was to be put into the leaden casket, and
that was to be soldered. In regard to her
funeral robe, she told me that she had four
ladies who came up there to see her and talk
with her about her idea of a habit, and that they
failed to understand her, they were such stupid
things. She asked me if | could get some
women TO make this habit according to her idea;
said / could; that knew lady in this city
that was competent to take her order. She
asked me 20 get her. The lady came and was
present at the giving of part of these orders.
q. What were the expenses of her husbands
and sons funerals? A. / do not remember; they
were altogether different funerals from what she
had. Qaughter.)
HAD HIM THERE.
Q. Did you about that time bury any other
person living in a house of about that character?
A. Ii they were living l did not want TO bury
them. Great laughter.) In having the plate
glass made had to take the risk OF their break
Ing 1t. i had directions to wait till oRe was
made If 1t took a month. The coffin and glass
were under way, and the lady's robe before she
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1871-04-18
Badly beaten-carpets, lust now.

Badly beaten-carpets, just now
Swedish brandy is favored with red ants
AN Albany pickpoeket made $4,000 at a
single pick.
-Nashvillers fish successfully for trout in
their cutters.
Eggs are two dollars dozen in Prescott,
Arizona.
Washington calls boarding-schools "dyspep-
sia factories"
Choice beef is sold in Texas at three aud
half cents pound.
"A Terre Haute undertaken is said to have
buried 5000 people.
"A lady advertses for laundress and wants
to pay her in guitar lessons.
There are less than one hundred professional
shorthand writers in France.
1t is a fact that compositor takes most es
when hardest at work.
Kansas City is TO have a stock yard, the
macadamizng of which will cost 100000.
"A blind woman runs q Newark sewing ma
chine, and gets IS per week.
The latest method of suicide Is to fill ones
mouth with gunpowder and then chew caps.
Cincinnati public libraries are to be open on
Sundays.
England.
THE mock-rooster is called 'the gizzardine"
in Boston.
Loading cigar with powder costs $25 in
Michigan courts.
"A chap in Boston advertisers for "selt-sup-
porting" wife, "pretty, and well educated"
AN effort in the West to raise funds for a
monument to General Harrison has failed.
"A sermon in four words on the vanity of
earthly possessions -Shrouds have no pockets.