Clarksville chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 186?-1872, 1871-09-02
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Mr.. EDITuR: Sc In the Backer-
leaf, NV the 10th ult., q list Nv fsllers
who have bin appinted Judges Of the
Baby Ring at the GAINESVILLE Far,
what is cummin to cum. Now, l am
nightly in favor NV fairs an Nv far pla
ginerally, but I don't think emmy Nv
them fellers Is filth to net 10 SO spon-
sible potassium as that what has bin
set out for EN-. l am afrade the vim
men wont fetch In thar babys unless
you git sum men what is spollsible to
be judges. I no heap Nv wimmin
what has got fine babys, and
and named EN- arter sum NV our big
est men. There Is Polla Posa what
has got a ripper what she calls Billy
Qaries, and thar is SiIsa Simpkins
what has got whopper and she has
named him Tommy King; Then
there il Caty Conner, she has one
what will do, 4 she named him jim
my Baly, and then thars Judy Jiner
she says after awhile shell name hern
Charley Smith; an a heep more nor
that what has rowsers, but tina amt
goin to put em inside NV that baby
ring with them iellers what halnt got
a bit of baby sense.
Now, what does John House no
about a baby? Has he dun bin han.
din babys, an nussin All Akin EN- up?
No, varily. But II you call on John
for a sarsarara or supersedus, or q
lprossedender, or mitimus or any SIGH
liitignshun things, he could and would
give you q telIigent nnser. But a
baby, shaw! Then thars G. Crop, an
what does he no bout IL baby? lfyOu
was to put u whole crop of babys IN
Gardner's paper store mong his pic
tors, you spOse Crop wood no tOthel
from which? No, never; but he GOOD
tell We all about a sack NV buck wliea,
or barrel NV flower or an ensamplt
of hacker, but you jist put him in that
ar baby ring an he'll be gone up, shore
Bel Kizzee is sum In most ennythine
he laes his he'd on, but don't think
he ever put his he'd on q baby, but i
you put Bel out tradin on hacker ol
rael estate or put him to presidin II
that ar room jist hello the marke
house, then Bel wood be in his ella
ments, but put him In mong them a
babys and he y0edent no u baby from
a plug of pigtail hacker. Bob Mack
colly Good mix and fix up sum NIT!
good remadays and plasters for baby
what was aildin, but he coodent gc
ANY furder along in that directshun
but thar's no use In blaimin felle
when nc does the best he nos. AM
thar ssDOd Reed and John Erwin ant
John Young. bod Good give You
leetle hint on fry faceuss, or how +
mix paint or any sich things, AM
John erwin mout tell We the rite poi
portions NV "a dump cart, or a swim
gletree, or a sassage grinder, or mos
anything in agriculturism. Johl
, Young is purity good looking, an u
Is nifty hard To beat making n saddl
, or martingals or any thing what he
, bin use to. But if you was tn put en-
all into them are baby rings, the
wood be as much out of place as
mud turkle In "A show case. An J0h
: Kizzee comes In next, and John COO
i. maxim brooms than he Good bel
!, Judge Nv thar babies, for he has sur
larnin bout brooms, an ef you was
: lput John in that ar ring. mong ther
/ ar babies, he wood be foun retreeti
4 In gud order. Sam St0oard Good ri
. you sum nifty good pill an lozenger'
or sum good june apple tare, an hee
e NV other things that wood be good f
b, the thumps AN the scratches an tn
: each an sich like: but baby, neve
:, Now, l We Bob Proudly has sense bi
U put In to mend what's the matter
II but he's made 1t wusser nor what
I was afore, for he has no edecation bot
babies. bob's good ON a Box of Q,
pressments, but not on babys. Glory
y irayhamm, VIII coaltar, Mike Phi
them, John williamson and Witt
mcRunnels! they air all two sharI
; to be c0tche,l In them are rings wit
them ar babys, for tina no tina WOOD
% ent no what to do along ON EN-. no
y as fur Tom Beesley he amt nothl
a more nor baby himself, an he no'
/, heep more bout q ham OF mutton I
7" the hine line NV pig or a slab
" beef, or a basket NV taters, or collar
t. krollt, an lasses an fattybrpd, or an,
a. thing what Il good TO eat, than
!. nose bout a baby. Thar's two mute
I" NV tom anyhow, ali ! believe II WOO
q help him iversomutch ef lie was trim
: med down an lightened little. A
"a as for them ar other fellersin Robhi
" son county and Todd county, l cs,l
adzackly cum 10 any diiiinit clud
ments bout en-, but sDect tina ar
~ better nor the others.
ID Now, I wise them ar fur folks ~
a drap them ar fellers, and git su
T. boldly what his got sum baby sen
an some edecation that way. WI
u thar's Dave Browne, john Marty
i, Burnes Peterson an Bob Mays
Of this county, and Bill Hays,
Dickson county. AMI an Jim Noel
n. OF Cheatham county, an q hole he
of others. what Is two tegius TO me
~ shun, what have got sum larniI
O. that way. thu ar men Of speriens
men who il nut toto them ar rln;