South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-07-21
COLUMN.
MILLION OF LIVES

"a HEO 1t IS 0ne OF the re-
markable facts of this remarkable age, not
merely that so many persons are the victims
Of dyspepsia or Indigestion, but its willing
victims. Now, we would not be understood
to say that any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed to rank it among
the luxuries OF life. Far from it. Those
who have experienced its torments would
scout such an idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly under all the trying circumstance in
which be was placed, never had al attack of
dyspepsia, or his jollity would have speedi-
" forsaken him. Men and women some
times suffer its fortunes uncomplainingly.
but whoever heard OF q person who enjoyed
them ? of all the n~ultifarious diseases to
which the human system is liable, there is,
perhaps, none so generally prevalent rs dy-
pepsia. Il there is a wretched being in the
world il is
A Confirmed Dyspsphc!
But it is not our intention to descant on
The horrors of Dyspepsia. We have said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the most univer-
sal OF human diseases. This is emphatic
ally the case in the United States. Wherh-
er this general prevalence is due to the
character of the food, the method Of its
preparation, or the hasty manner 10 which
it is usually swallowed, is moi our province
to explain. The great fact with which we
are called to deal is this
Dyspepsia Prevails
almost universally. Nearly every other per.
son you meet is a victim, and apparently
a willing one ; for were not this the case,
why so many sufferers, when a certain spec
dy and safe renedy is within the easy
reach Of all who desire to avail themselves
of it? But the majority will not. Blind.
ed by prejudice, or deferred by some other
unexplained influence, they refuse to ac-
cept the relief profered them. They turn
adeaf ear to the testimony of the thous-
ands whose sufferings have been alIeviated,
and with strange infatuation, appear to
cling with desperate determination to their
ruthless tormentor. But says a dyspeptic:
What is this remedy 2 to which we reply :
This great alleviator of human suffering ia
almost as widely known as the English Ian.
gaage. 1t has allayed the agonies of thou
sands, and is to-day carrying comfort and
encouragement to thousands Of others
This acknowledged panacea is none other
TKan DR.. HOoRands German Biaers.
Would you know mole Of the merits Of
this wonderful medicine than can be learn
ed from the experience Of others? Try it
yourself, and when il has failed to fulfill
the measure Of its efficacy given by the
proprietor, then abandon faith in it
Let Il Be Remembered,
first Of all, that HOOFLANDS German
Bittegs is not a rum beverage. They are
not alcoholic in any sense Of the term
They are composed wholly OF the pure juice
or vital principle o! roots. This is not q
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared by one
OF the ablest German chemists Unlike a.
ny other Bitters in the market, they are
wholly free from sPirituous ingre6ients.-
The objections which hold with so mueA
force against preparations of this class,
namely that a desire for intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use. are not
valid in the case Of the German Bitters.-
so far from encouraging or intoxicating a
taste or dtsire for inebriating beverages,
il my be confidently asserted that their
tendency is in a diametrieally opposite di-
r~ectiUn. Their effects can be
Beneficial Only
10 all cases Of the hillary system. Hoef-
lands German Bitters stand without on e.
qual, acting promptly and vigorously upon
the Liver ; they remove its torpidity and
cause healthful secretion Of bile-thereby
supplying the stomach with the most indis-
pensable elements Of sound digestion in
proper proportions. They give tors to the
Notwithstanding ia functions, and
enabling il to perform its duties as nature
designed it should do.
They Purify tie Blood,
cleansing the vital fluid of sl hurtful imp
urities and supplnating them with the ele-
ments Of genuine healthfulness. But in
that most gene,s silly prevalent. distressing,
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
They Stand UnrirGled.
Now, there are certain classes Of persons
to whom extreme BitteFs are not only rn>
pslatable, but who find it impossible to
take them without positive discomfort
For such DR.. Hoofands German Tonic has
been specially prepared. This preparation
is not Only paIatable, but combines, in mo-
diied form, all the virtues Of the German
Bitters. In cases of languor or excessive
debility, where the system appears to have
become exhausted of its energies. Hoo
land's Tonic acts with almost msrv-
elous effect. II gives str en- 9Th TO weakness
and throws dependency to the wIDds.-
But DR.. HOUfland's benefactions TO the hu-
man race are not confined 10 his celebrated
German BItters, or his invaluable
Tonic. lie has prepared another medicine,
which is rapidly winning way TO popular
favor because ofits intrinsic merits. This
is nfA HOOfand's POdOphyiliz
Pills, a perfect substitute for mercury,
without any of mercury's evil qualities
These wonderful Pills, which are intended
to aei upon the Liver, are mainly compose
ed Of Podophyllin, or the Vital Principle
of the Mandrake Root. 1t is the medieiI-
al virtues of this. health-giying plant
TIE P~hodophyllin acts directly on the LiV-
err. The extract Of Mandrake contained in
them is skillfnlly combined with four other
extracts. thus producing q pill that infu-
tOCco TIC CnsuC 0AEOoAANC IA onuiOneoy
system, and in its action is entirely free from
nausea, Possessing these much desirable
qualities the Podophyllin becomes invalu-
able as a Family PILL ga No
Household sLolld be without them. They
are perfectly safe, require bat two for sn
ordinary dose, are prompt and efhciert in
action, and when used IN connection with
DR.. Hoohands German Bitters, or Tonic,
may be regarded as certain specifics in all
cases OF Liver Complaint Dyspepsia or any
of the disorders to which the system is ord
inarily subject, The PODOPHR-
LLIN Pills act upon the stomach and the
bowels, while the Bitters or Tonic purify
the blood.
DIR. HCOELAED,
having provided internal remedies for dis
eases, has given the world one mainly for
external application, in the wonderful pre-
aration known as