Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-03-10
Women.


five per cent.
A WOMAN Suffrage Association man
aged the only course of lectures given
in st. Louis this season.
A GIRL in Iowa, without legs, has mar
ried man without arms, and the local
papers say they get along splendidly.
A BosToN lady, who calls herself an
Atheist, advocates woman suffrage as
the only antidote to the rule Of the
clergy.
IT is said of Andrew Jackson that he
ALWAYS had delicate, chivalrous, abso-
lutte faith in the virtue of women.
THE ladies give as q reason for marry
ing for money, that they now seldom
find anything else in man worth hav'
ing.
A SNOWMAN has made an offer of mar
riage to the two-headed girl, but he is in
mortal fear of suit for bigamy.
"WHAT have you to remark, madam,
about my singing ?" said gentleman to
a lady. "Nothing, sir" replied the
lady; "it is not remarkable"
The " ife of Sir John Rose is an Ameri-
can lady, the sister of Captain Temple,
of the Tennessee, the steamer concern
ing whose fate the public are now anx-
ious.
The sum of $3O,147.1O has been col
lected from the frail sisterhoOd OF st.
Louis since the inauguration OF the so
cial evil regulations.
WHAT should a man carry with him
when calling upon his affianced? Attec-
ton in his heart, perfection in his man.
ners, and confection in his pockets.
A RICHLY-D DRESSED Spanish lady in Vir-
ginia City, Nevada, beat the driver OF
wagon over the head with big stick,
the other day, for splashing mud over
her.
EPIGRAM ON STUPID HUSBAND
1t is maxim in the schools
That women always dote on toolS:,
If so, dear Jack, I'm sure your vile
Must love you as she does her life.
MISS DEBORAH BATES was married TO q
Mr.. JOY. A local editor gave the fol
lowing first-rate notice.
No more D. Bates dissolved in JOY,
A bride has found home, =,
With pleasures now without alloy,
And other joys to come.
A LITTLE California girl, under eight
wears of age, learned to set type In less
than a fortnight. The third week she
set over 10000 ems in clear, handsome
style.
MISS WHITE has been made cashier OF
a bank at Weymouth, Mass. Under
ordinary circumstances women handle
mems money as much as is actually ne
cessary, without making bankers OF
them.
THE latest mode, in Lexington, KY,
of managing husband disposed to stay
out late of nights, is for the wife to have
"kicking mysteries " after he does come
in. This species of husband-manage-
ment proves so efficacious that the OF
fense is rarely repeated.
WHEN Mrs. Jones chided her daugh-
ter for allowing young men to throw
kisses at her, Mary Ann declared that
she was quite aware of the impropriety,
and never had kiss thrown at her that
she did not throw back.
TIE renowned DR.. Pusey has organ.
lied a new order of Protestant nuns
in England. They are to be nuns in
white, and none in black and, although
the reverend gentleman is prior, they
must not acknowledge a prior attach
ment.
A FAIR young American lass is doing
hospital duty at Strasbourg. She wears
a gray felt hat with a dropping white
plume, black tunic confined at the
waist with vanished leather belt and
silver buckle, loose trowsers to the
knees, and Hessian boots with gilt but
tons.
A CORRESPONDENT, who has read much
about women as ethereal creatures"
wants somebody to throw lively girl
over his shoulder and attempt TO elope
with her. He adds: "You will think
she is made of pig iron. 1t would take
at least three men to elope with one
girl if she was anything of kickist."
A BosToN BRIDE thought ii would be
smart to refuse to " obey" her husband
in the marriage ceremony. She was
brought to time by the minister's re-
fusing to proceed with the ceremony
until she said 4" "obey" in an audible
voice. Rather than not be married,
she would say anything that he told
her to.