The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-01-21
A Big Thing.
By ENCS.


Now We are rich We always knew We we're
not madsiin vain. They say mosquito was not
made in vain. Neither was .us." We can lend
any ono five cents. Talk If Crpsus! We are
sreasy-sr than be- Good bye, property! Fare.
we'll, cold vitu.ls old clothesisnd cigar stnnps
Au recon dilapidA.ed old shed and things. We
gre ueaI1y! We ars going 10 have . brown
stone front on the 9th, 5O.h or IS millonth
Avenue, il We choose
Read the following: 1t came from = rsspon.i.
bic frW,-ve know they are responsible bee ,uss
they prepaid the POSTAGE Hold your breath
while you peruss:
NEW YORK, Dec |, 1870
= P'HttcuIdr BeeMus. We have heard of YOU
We rely upon your prudence and discretion.
Burn this circular ~ soon you sh all have read
It. We have fortune OF uncounted billions for
you. We Deed gigantic intellect 10 manage it,
You have gigantic intellect. Come a, once to
New York and bring your gigantic intellect
With you. Ws are n.kinS counterfeit money,
and have on hand ~ present, 10000 fifty dollar
bills %, 0o0 geo.. $1,000 $40, 100000 SIS. 25O.
600 81. aud 100000 SIS, besides Al bushels Of
bogus $40 gold coin pieces. and $50 bushels of
nickel cents. We have only been a, work
week
ever made. We have exhibited some Of the
poorest OF them 70 Old Spinner. Of the treasury
department, and be -.ys "a, Drsftry them ~ tie
genuine" He offer, 10 take al we eau bring
him At small premium over ths genuine money
while that hold. out. Yours. confdentislly,
SNArP u SKINUM.
We are going of course, but before starting v.
concluded 10 open negotiations with tn, nirScle
ct liability, Useless s. Grant the No. . Washing.
ton, and sdmirsr of bull pups md Sandy Man.
goes, Whatever they are, and tha: we read so
much about to see il we should not pay off the
national debt The following kilograms were
ssnt and received:
OTTAWA, April !, 1871.
To L. S. Grant, President: have discovered
. mine OF wealth, asd desire TO pay off the nation.
al debt, free, and give you the credit.
p. BREMUs.
WASHINGTON, April, 1871.
Particular Beemus: I'd rather have the cash
than the credit Il the mine in San Domingo?
L. 8. G.
Ottawa, April 1871.
IL t. 5. e.: The mine Is mine, and the
money can be- mads in San Domingo
P. BEKMUs.
WASHINGTON April 1871.
Particular Beemus. Then the niue is mine,
I own San Domingo. | have bought the
whole island at ten cents acre. aud sll the
dsbts sgaiust its former government, ut Ave cents
swaRen load already bslled up, ready to pre-.
sent to our Congress- who will redeem them at u
premium, rather than 70 back on the republican
party. Who will care for Sumner now Come
on TO Washington. l will make you postm ast.Y
Of Bleak Hill, Mt. ST. Elias, Alaska. 1t ia tho
bert place now vacant, oil the others having
been given to my own or my wife's relations.
U. s. G.
We shsn't 20 to Washington. Grants liberal
ity to persons not relSted to him i, TOO thin.
Oar New York enterprise has busted, too as
wo learn, the detectives having ''eo' HE'D" Snspp
& Skinun. We return to poverty aud our she'd
agrievously disappointed man.
Editors Free Tiuder Your Seneca CORES.
pendent, IN the TRADER of December 81 1870
Is guilty OF wilful falsshood, in speaking of the
co!lectorship of the town Of Brookfeld. His
statement in that although I was elected ut the
town meeting in the spring. when the proper
time came / was unable 70 give the required
bonds, and another collector had to be appointed.
This he mnst have known to be false | not on
ly offered rs good bond could be made by
the signatures of four Of the wealthiest men in
the county but it WAS accepted without the
slightest objection. and was both duly sworn
into the office and nm hard ut work collecting
the taxes. Your Seneca correspondent, who.
over he il, must be culpaby stupid or wiokedly
malicious to pervert so unjustly to myself these
plain facts of the case. IL. L. AvERILI..
A woman In Marshall, Mich, is the latest suf.
f'rer from the jute bug. The Statesman of that
place says, that unless science can invent some
preparation to kill the bugs which have in.
vested the scalp OF this woman, her life must be
sacrificed. These bugs have forced themselves
in under the skin, and the scalp Is covered with
sores. Most Of the hair has fallen of and tho
rest IL coming out. A juto switch Is the cause.