The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-04-27
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W uuce etie part " Whu WaN te'"ss H'uN
looking; and |. being rather susceptible,
Of course fell IN lave.
accompanied tho young lady home.
buthad very polito invitation from the
young lady's father to stay athomcl But
nothing dauntcd, Iresolvedto win Jane
Ann ut all hazards. lfanythiag Irather
liked old DIS objections. for that
made tho thing romantic, you know.
The next evening, knowing that Jane
Aun would bc at church. I borrowed a
horss aud carriage from friend. aud went
thoro torthe purpose Il taking Jane Ann
home after church was over
am afraid | didsuptpay much alton
iipu 10 tho sor'hon On that cyeuipg; aud |
thought. At that time, il was the longest |
had ever listened TO But as everything
earthly has an end so had that scrmoni
and | thought 1t the happist moment Of
ms life, when | assisted Jane Ann into
my carriage
We Of course took tho longest road 10
D--'s possible; aud as il was in an
opposite direction from my horses home.
and as no had not had his supper, he did
not care much about going; bat I at last
got him underway, and then gave my at
sen,iou to my companion. md commenrca
a conversation, which ran soMewhatiu this
waH l8. tii.
Dear jamie. isn't this beauliful-
Whoa. therel Where are you going tor
The last was addressed 10 the; horse.
which had suddenly taken q cotton to turn
around
! Sec the beautiful moon whoa, thercl
WHARF in the dickonsare sou going tps'
The borsa was going sqaaro into tho
fence. sstis
@0h. jamie, iiyelous wished fqr, ibis
opportunity to-whes, therel confsuna
that horse --I'yeyloue wished fari Tho on
portpnits To- teltlyou howttsacl I-ccms
ont Of, that. yopioat-rsnnSlerl Where ip
the mischiefare yeaSgoipc taI
The horse was epinrintotbc tenes again
.| :
butt straightenad him and ceHncncad
again: 3sa
elaselope waHteasto tell saps jamie
lina1eah i've ran. rama onlf ihtl.
You son %. q nlrlt MINT '|ru sol!' 'le''''QA
round fot2 And Oh Jehies Il j thought
you-wherc tho sisucc.ar you going
Whoa. therelloved me half lass well as
confaund bathorsc!- -swbeaT tbers- love
como openf tbagv-I'd sbc pcrgectly
--darn.thathorsc! Whoa. there" Iwas
ton late; thehorse tutt.ed square around,
upsettiug the carriaae aud brcakinai It sll
to smash, but fortunately hothurtiug jamie
or I. Iiwalked homa with jamie. bot
never finished my speech ~
The carriage cost mo frty ,dlillarst u get
it rcpairad and Ihavc6t iudulecdiip the
luxury Of falling in love siRcc. 4 :
Several Sundays ago a collection was
about to be taken up in ono ofonrrlInrch-
"a. and. il the Absence Of one of Tic col
lec.ois, frisky young man volunteered
III. services. and handled his hat with
great industry aud success When be eot
near tho door. ho was about to Gonat with
his hat fall.of money on his head when
the minister said solennly. Young man
il you lcayelcre with tha. money yau'll
be damned" Tho young man. however,
left in a hurry. and as he shut the dior
behind him, q worthy old bachelor. with d
yoice.in + sharp, who had put dcllarin
the hat. pipcd up To tho minister: "Wpll,
il be ain't gone with it. I'll be d-d!"
A wollknown physician in indianapolis
tells a good story at his sovneSpfnso he
assisted in the advent ola child, pdtp'sc,
cure bis foe. in tho case Which was rather
doubtful, proposed to carry i. of as secu-
rity. Tho uewly.made mother rather up.
Sc. that plan by tOlling the doctor thai
she would give him ayo dollar. to carry il
away. Thatfse hasn't been paid yet
Tho City Of oupmva, 10 Iva, capuo'
be accused Of any lack Of appreciation q
the slocsI press The senior editor Of the
oauuwa Coaric5 is Supervisor of Tnerna
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