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Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

Mr.. Spurgeon says it is q remarkA-
bic fact that ministers Of the Gospel
are not able to live much less than
other people. They can not make q
shilling go as far as other people can
make q sovereign. Some Of them try
very hard, bat they do not succeed.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
The oldest settler

! Frank Blair has seen fifty autumns.
Some folks would call than falls.
Mrs. Priscilla Languish, Of New
Jersey, has invented a pocket spit
tOOn.
Fashionable young lady, detaching
her hair previous to retiring WI hat
dreams may come when we have
shufied off this mortal cOil?"
In Cork. Ireland, a short time ago
the crier of the court endeavOred TO
surpress the crowd by exelaiming :
"Afl We blaekguards that isn't law
yers, leave the cOOrt.'
A New Hampshire man who had
one of his great toes frozen, chopped II
off with a mallet and chisel, thinging
thus TO be eased from pain, but found,
TO his disgust, that the remedy was
a total failure.
A writer in the Congregationalist
considers the use Of wine in the COM
munion as a mere prejudice without
any foundation in philosophy or re-
Iigion. He recommends clear spark
ling water as the most comprehensive
and universal symbol in nature Of
Gods T~egenerating grace
AN EYE To BUsINESs.-An apOthe-
cary of Boston, q few years since, who
was very peculiar in his notions and
remarkably attentive to business, had
the misfortune to lose his wife. AT
the hour of burial he placed the fol-
lowing label on his shop door: Gone
from home to be back in half an
hour
When BOYS cry and sell papers and
extras through Geneva, Switzerland,
the law forbfds them to announce the
contents. There may possibly be the
most exciting news, but the boys can
/ only ery the name Of the paper, and
the fact that it is an extra, when they
have me-. Such a law here would go
hard with the newsbOys.
Fanny Fern says good thing about
Boston: THAT ladies can go to pub
lie places evenings alone or in couples,
even II John or Tom don't want to
90, or are away from home. 1t ought
10 be so everywhere but in New
York, where people go out from their
own doors and are sometimes never
heard Of ~afterward, and for the matter
of that, 20 into their own doors and
are never seen alive afterward, it is n
risky undertaking"
According to the Year Book" and
almanac of the New York Observer,
the Methodists have $3.50 ministers
the Baptists, including all the differ
ent branches, S,747; the Presbyteri-
ans, 4,23S; the COngregationalists
| 3,I8s; the EpiscOpalians, 2,7l0; the
I United Brethren in Christ. l,64I; the
! German Reformed, 526; the Reform
ed Dutch Church, 1913, and the United
Brethren, IS.
CHINESE SUGAR CANE--A farmer
of Stark County, Ohio, states that
from a package Of Chinese sugar cane,
| planted on IS rods Of well prepared
| ground, he derived 5 gallons Of strip,
| equal in flavor to the best New Or
leanr molasses. With a better pill,
he thinks he might have exp led
| so gallons. The product was s. the
rate of 81 gallons Of strip per acre,
worth one dollar, local price, per gal
Ion.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

The carrier pigeons during the
sie0e of Paris are believed TO have full
fIed the Scripture prophecy; For &
bird Of the air shall carry the voice,
and that which hath wings shall tell
the matter"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
: : 8 3 :

OTHE WORKING CLASS.-We are now
prepared to furnish all classes with constant
employment at home, the whole OF the time
or Tor the spare moments. Business new,
light. and profitable. Persons Of either sex
easily earn from SOC. to S. per evening, and
a proportional sum by devoting their whole
time 10 the business. Boys and girls earn
nearly as much as men. That all who see
this notice may send their address, a test
the business, we max the unparalleled oner:
To such as are not well satisned, We VIII
send 81 TO paw for the trouble Of writing
Full particulars, a valuable sample which
will do 70 commence work on, and a copy OF
h PeOplcE LIerUy QmPdHi0l-one ofthe
largest and best family newspapers ever
p~ublished-au sent free by mail. Reader, II
YOU want permanent, profitable work, ad-
dress r. c. ALLENG co. Augusta. e
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
BRIGGS & BROS
Illustrated and Descriptive Catalogue
OF FLOWERS AND VEGETABLE SEEDS.
AND SUMNER PIONEERING BULBS.


WIN be ready for mailing by the middle Of
January, Notwithstanding III great loss Of
type, paper, engrsvtngs, &C, By nne, which
desfroyedtheJ JOB Printing once Of the RO-
chester Democrat and Chronicle, 18th Deem
Der. 1870. II viii be printed on q most ele-
giant neE-tinted paper, and illustrated with
nearly
Five Hundred Original EngrsEiusS.
And two finely executed Colored Plates
specimens for all OF which were grown by
ourselves the past season nom our own
stock ofSeeds. In b originality, execution
and extent Of the e~ugravtngs Il Is unlike
and eminently superior to any other Cata-
logue or "FlOral Guide" eItanL
The Catalogue will consist OF ll2PageS, and
a. soon as published viii be sent free 70 all
who ordered Seeds from Us by mail the last
season. To others q charge Of Is cents per
copy VIII be made, which Is Eot the value OF
the Colored Plates. We assure q friends
hat the Inducements we Oner to purchasers
OF seeds. ~ < quality and extent OF stock,
Discounts n Premiums, are unsurpassed.
Please send orders for Catalogues tho
Oar Colored ChrOuo for 1871
VIII be ready to send out in January. The
Chrome WfIIuepresent Forty-tWO Varieties
OF snowy and popular Flowers, Of natural
size and color. We design to make II the
best Plate Of Flowers ever issued. Size, TX
q Inches. The retail value would be at least
Two Dollars; we shall. however, furnish Il
to customers at IS cents per copy, and Oner
it as a Premium upon orders for Seeds. See
Catalogue when out. BRIGGS BROTH
Err, Rochester, N. Y.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

A young lady Of Troy advised .
gentleman friend not to take hat-irons
to bed with him, as they would warp
his feet. The stupid fellow did not
know enough to take the hint.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
DOOToR.

One to two bottles are warranted 70 curs
sick headache.
One bottle Is warranted to cure ne worst
case OF piles
One 70 two bottles is warranted 10 cure .
costive state Of the bowels
OnetotWo bottles will regulate All dkrang6-
ment OF the kidneys.
-Four 10 six bottles VIII cure the worst case
OF drOpsy.
R-The HUMOR DOCTOR Is composed
entirely OF vegetables, among which are
Sarsapariila, Yellow Dock, Noble PlnaAan-
drake. and BloodroC@. Any druggist or ply
siean Will tell o that no better Blood Pul-
mers nave been discovered The HUMOk
DOCTOR pleasant 70 the taste, safe, yet
sure and elective In Its action.
Prepared az The
NEW-ENGLAHD B0fAKC nEPoT. B0sfon, uaa.
sold BY an Dealers IN Medicines.
John D-Park. WhSIssais 1FL GneinaEfi. Q.
sold a. HOYTS Drug store.
in 518USd tn " emO1yr.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
NORTH MISSOURI LANDS
Fob SALE
III THE
Hannibal and st. Joseph
R. R. COMPANY.

About IsS,80a Acres OF the Finest Farming and
GraEing Land in the United STATES, Tor sale AZ
low prices and on very easy terms; thus en-
abling an industrious man with small capri
tai 70 pay for his and with money earned
from II.
distance from market; Its Railroad facilities
are great and constantly increasing; the
climate is splendid, n good crops are al
most q certainty; while the numerous
thriving towns and cities springing up on
every hand attest beyond doubt that the
blight OF slavery has been enectually dlssl-
pafed. andthat Eastern men and Eastern
capital are doing their perfect WorE.
OUR LANDS DEFY COMPETITION.
send for fail descriptive CirculErsand Sec
tional Maps, enclosing so cts. ~ stating
what paper you saw thisl %
EDWARD WILDER,
Land Commissioner Hannibal, No.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
GEN,L AGENTS WANTED

for Groesbeck's Calculating machine, rapid,
accurate- reIIablp- gimpIe easily operated,
cheap and beautiful. Swing instantaneous
additions or subtractions, taking from one
to five columns OF figures at a time. carry
ing and borrowing ~ own tens, hundreds,
etc, without the least thoughtonthe part Of
OF the operator. Address
ZEIGLER & McCURDY, Cincinnati, o.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
Ayers Cathartic Pms,
For an the purposes Of a LAxEavs

AGnGAues
Perhapsnoonemedi-
Gin $50 universally
required BY every
body as ac1thEricI
~ nor was eve any be-
fore 50 universally
adopted into use, IN
every country and
NAWAW amopg alclsssesl IS
0 rhnN1hid but Ell Gent
~ purgatiTe PHI. The
~ obvious reason is,
- that it's amore relia-
BE and fGr more ef-
RetuAl remedy than any other. Those who have
tried il, know that il cured them those Wno nave
not know that Il cures theirneighbors mdnnendsi
and an know that Whist 4 does once It does al
neFerHhs through my~lGuLoEneB
elect Of its composition. We have thousands upon
thousands o~foerihcates ofthetrremArEable cures
Of the following complaints, but such cures are
known in every neighborhOOd, and We need nOt
publish them. Adapted 70 Al ages and eondInons
Aan climategf Containing neither 1lOuenoIGy
deletcious drug, they meybe BEen WIN s1ey
by anybody. Their suZarcoatng preserves nem
ever fresh, and makes hemPleasantto take, Ehle
being purely vegetable, no harm can arse Hom
Thev operats BY their poFerful influence 1.-THE
internal Tisoera 70 purify he blood and snmulate
It into healthy acdon-remove the o0s1nenons
Of the stomach, bowel, live, and other organs OF
the body, raHhorinE thsirirregnlar achont 70 heiltni
and by-ocnetngr wherever they eUasoca 40
rangemeuta as are the first origin OF disease
Minute directions are given In The wrapper on
The boz, for he following complaints, Hnen tnese
PflE Elul1iT
ForDyHeDlEOr LnGEreE1t01s Ls1ftel-
ueSr. 100 md Esm % AFpesite, they
should b al en- moderatay toE1muGe me stom-
81. andrcgtors Is hsaifby tone ard cfiGn.
For CoHpEHamf md ifsFauous symF
toms. DHfous HeadAene, B1cH Ae1a-
arhee TudRlcs5r Green btckneaas Bdls
f0na Cole and BIlioEa Fever they should
be5udiciodsly faken for each case 70 correct ne
diseased ac6o1 Of remove the distractions which
~awan 4 y So ~ ara'
Tor DysSaseFy or ntarhoa, but one
mild dosei s generally required
For RheGmataIm, Gouf, GHaw5l, Eai5
uiearfou Of she Hsart, Rafn In the
Side, Back and Eofna, they should be contin.
uouslv raken, As required, 20 change the diseased
setioi OF tie system. With Ench change those
For DTonaT and Droplfeal Eeu4nG
they shouldb Sc faken IN large anu frequent oosei
toproduce tie eGect Of q drastic urge.
For R~unnreaEfGa q hrze dose should be
taken a. ii produces the desired eject BY sym
patty
- Dinnsr PaI, take one or two Pfls 70
promote digestion and relieve ne 6tomacl- ,
An occasional dose stimnlstes the sfomacn lno
bowels into healhy acaon,r restores ne ePPeuei
and nFigorates thu system Hence Els oIen "a
~Nentage0us HheTB no serious ceranee=snt eAlsts,
One who feels folerably vel onen nnqs uai :
dose o. these Prs makes hin feei oecldedy net
Ter, from their cleansing and ranoTatmg eject on
ne digestive aPparaSuss
DR.. J. @. AKKB& CO., Rraetieat ChesHtsts'
LOWELL MASS. y. =. a.
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8 O'CLOCK.
JURUBEBA.
FREE no BOOK AGENTS.

We viii send n handsome Prospectus Of
our Neur Illustrated FdliiW Bible containing
over 200 fine Scripture Illustrations % any
BOOK Agent. free OF Charge. address, Nation
al Publishing o., Chicago H., CINCINNATI
Ohio, or -. Louis, 80.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
limo

Two to three bottles are WARRANTED oeahe
the worst Kind OF rtngWorm-
Two or three bottles are Warrante4 oSN
the most desperate cases OF
salt rheum.
the worst scrolula-
the worst case 81 dyspepsia ] know nc@
the experfence Of thousands that it has ben
caused BY canker IN The stomaen.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
BAssETT's LIVERY
FINE CARRIAGES,
Nh" AND
Stylish Buugies, Good Horses,

And every thing in prime order. BASSEFI
keeps the best rigs in town, and At fair ana
reasonable prices. When you want nice
msud. Remember that his stables are q
few doors east Of the Gilmore Hotel souLh
I OF Market Street. Connected win ms
HFARSES in the State, and Is prepared
10 furnish Hearse and Carriages on fu-
neral occasions at reasonable rates
thankful Tor the liberal patronage hereto
fore epioyed. no pains shall be spared to
merititin the future. Il. BAfsETI.
Warren, Aug. 10. lS7O-tL
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
GOING EAST.

81 L. !. LIGHTNING EXPRESS, daily, con-
meeting 81 New York, for Boston and
New England cities, and stopping at all
principal intermediate stations and con-
Meeting points,
ASleeping Coach Is attached 10 this train,
at Cincinnati running through toNew YORK.
A Sleeping Coach is also attached at hor-
neIlsvflle, running through, without change,
70 Albany.
sol p. Il. CINCINNATI EXPRESS, Sundays
excepted, stopping at all important points
on main line, and connecting AZ New ORR
for Boston and New England cities.
A sleeping Coach accompanies this train
from Meadville 10 New York.
Hep a.. DAH EXPRESS, saturdays excep-
ted, connecting at Owego for lthica; atBing:
hamton for COoperstOWn and Albany and
for Scranton, and at New York with Mid
night Express train Of New Jersey Rail
road. for Philadelphia.
A Sleeping Coach accompanies this train
from Cleveland TO HOrnersv1lle, connecting
Al thar point with train having new and
Improved Drawing Room Coaches attached
running through % New York.
s:s5 Pm. ACCOMMODATION Sundays e1'
u A. 4. ACCOMMODATION. Sundays
s:9B 4. L.. WAT FREIGHT. Sundays e1'
eepted.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
EVERY FARMER, MECHANIC AND
1,--, r.~ n.ru 40 IN aU-o uUn

VIII = -
Month, 9Th our Popular Books. Mdps and
Pictures. 50 Pages BIZ mail free. address
G~OODSPEED'S Empire Book and Map
House, Chicago.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

VIZ ANTED-AGENTS, GOpeT dam 70 sell
w fba celebrated HONE SHCTTLES SEW
ING MACHINE Has the umderJ esdmakeH
the "I0cE stitch" alike on both sides) and Il
GttlV licensed. The best and cheapest family
Sewing Machine in the market. Address,
JOHNSON, CLARK & CO. Boston, Mass.
Pittsburgh, Pa, Chicago, Ill, or ST. Louis,
NO. feb. l,DACO-ft.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
New Advertisements.
S. 10 Sln PER a .N MEE, n Us


SIS to $I0 PER DAY. S MhS, B SSs
and GIRLS who engage in our new business
make nom g 70 $40 per DAY IN their OWE
localities. Full particulars a instructions
sent free by mall. Those in need OF perma-
neut. profitable work, should address a.
once GEORGE STINSON & CO, Portland,
Maine.
mHE NEW YORK DLT-BOOK-THE CHAM
IPION Of WHITE SUPREMACY against
1870 WIeekFV estnblished In ISj0. e Del yeAr;
n Tor six months. Subscribe for It. kOr
s~Deelplen copies, address "DAN-BOOk, New
YORK City"
m Is HTCH-S Family Physician; 9Opages
Usent bv mail free. Teaches how TO cure
an diseases ofthe person. skim hair eyes,
COMPLEXION. Write 10 IA Broadway, n. 1.
EMPLOYMENT, Business for an.-Best
EIudustrial SPACE Newspaper. 9ctS. per
year. Send stamp for copy. PATENT
STAR, Boston, Mass.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
HUMOR DOCTOR.
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER
AND SYSTEM RBNEERR.

one bottle viii cure a torpid condition o.
the liver.
Two bottles are warranted TO cure . nor-
sing sore mouth.
one bottle viii clear the system OF Dllel
Two bottles are warranted WohA
canker in the stomach.
Three TO i've bottles are warranted 70 cure
che worst kind Of ar~vefuelag.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
ERIE RAILWAY
NEW YORK, WITHOUT CHANGE.
OHly y ehnaEe 10 BOSTON,

On n amer Monday, Dec. 5th, 1870. trains
VIII leaye WARREN, At the following hours,
FRANKLIN BRISCH.--GOING SOUTH.
Leave Meadvile. $50 A. NJ, II:5OA. n, S:O5
P. N.
Arrive Franklin. 500 A. NJ. II7 A. n, $50
p. N.
Arrive OH City, $50 A. NJ, las A. NJ, s:5
p. N.
FRANKLIN BR1NCH-GOISG NORTH.
Leave OIL City, lO9 A. NJ, 300 A. NJ, 4lc
p. NJ, 300 p. n.
Pm, R45 P. n.
P. N, lls59 P. N.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
FOLAND'S

one 70 two bottles are warranted 70 cure
all humor in the eyes.
Two bottles are warranted TO eursr running
Of the ears and bfotches among tie hair.
-Four 70 SIX bottles are warranted 70 cu1s
corrupt and running ulcers
One bottle VIII cure scaly eruptlons OF L.
skin. A1ady friend who Wassadly ennoy&
with pimples on the Ace ED TWO poLttes
and shows a mOst beauttful eomPieAloh
the result.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
GOING NEST.

5:O3 A. n, "A EXPRESS, daily, except
Mondays, for Cleveland, Cincinnati and the
West and South. Connects at Cleveland
with LAksShore Railway, for the West, and
NORTHWEST and At Cincinnati with the Ohio
4 Mississippi andL Ouisvtlle Short III Rail-
way, for 81 Louis and the South and
West.
sleeping Coaehs are attached TO this train
running through 10 Gallon without change.
1905 p. h, EXPRESS NAIL, daily, Sundays
excepted, for Cleveland, Cincinnati and the
West n South. Connects at Cleveland
with Lake shore Railway, for the West
and Northwest
ZOO p. n, NIGHTEXPRESS, daily, for Cleve-
NJ Cincinnati and the West q South
Connects at Cleveland with Lake Shore
Railway, for the West and Northwest; and
Al Cincinnati with the Ohio, Mississippi &
Louisville Short Line Railways for 81. Louis
and the South and Southwest; also stops
At principal stations and connecting points
along main line.
A sleeping Coach Is attached TO this train,
running ~IhrOugh-to Cincinnati.
l;i5 p. H., ACCOMMODATION, Sundays ex-
cepted, for LeavtttsburE, and way stations,
connecting for Youngstown.
1905 P. 4. FREIGHT AND ACCOMMODATION,
s50P.M. EAIFREIGBT. Sundays excepted.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

Frank Blair has seen fifty autumns.
Some folks would call than falls.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

ArOguish old fellow is prowling about
In held and In garden you can't keep b
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

Mrs. Priscilla Languish, Of New
Jersey, has invented a pocket spit
toOn.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22
WOODWOETHS
NILSSON
THE NEW PERFUME.
UPHAM,S . b CURE

Relieves most violent paroxysms in Gu
miuldeE and effects q speedy cure. Price :
by mail.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

In Cork, Ireland, a short time ago
the crier of the court endeavored TO
suppress the crowd by exelaiming 4;
"AiI We blaekguards that isn't law
yers, leave the cOOTt.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-02-22

Fashionable young lady, %detaching
her hair previous to retiring What
dreams may come when we have
shuffied off this mortal cOil?"
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-07-28
Newspaper Points.

The New York Herald IL valued at
$5, 900, 900, and is owned by Commo.
dore James Gordon Bennett, Jr.,
having been presented to him by his
father. g....# 'e
The Eaeniag Post was valued by
John J. Cisco end two other referees,
some months ago, at 81, ,25o, 900.
The New York Times is valued at
81, 500, 900; 81. 900, 900 has been offered
for 1t and refused. 80. i..- ..5.. q ..s.a
The New York World is valued at
81, 200. 900. More capital has been
sunk to make IL than any other
newspaper ever started In this or any
other Country.
The Tribune IL valued at 81, 1900,
and could not be purchased for that
amount.
The Eueniag Mail 10 valued at
$4,000 Cyrus w. Field lately pur.
chased one-third interest In 1t for
$50, 200.
The Evening Telegraph is valued
at $200. 900, and IL not for sale.
The New York Sun is valued at
81. 500, 900, and pays per cent. ON q
larger amount.
The Commercial Advertiser Ii val.
uod at $500, 900.
The daily and weekly Ne,os are
valued at $500, 900.
The daily circulation Of the NeDs
and Sun Approximate closes than any
other two daily newspapers In the
city.
The New York Star, Mr.. Joseph
Howard's paper, 10 valued ct $500 600
but is not for sale.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-07-28
PET HALSTED.
The Moral OF His Tragedy and Scan.
del.

New York Correspondence Buffalo Express.
The shocking circumstances attend.
ing the death of the New Jersey re-
publican leader, "Petn Halsted, af.
forded simply an illustration of O
social phase that Is much more COM
mon than people generally suppose.
Halsted moved, as the phrase goes,
In the best circles. His associates
were In the main, highly respectable.
He had wealth, influence. good fam
lily connections, an excellent social
position, wife and children who were
esteemed by all who knew them, yet
he died I'm q squalled house, i'm the
room OF q notorious woman, at the
hands of aman whose private life was
very much like his own. Here Is q
popular apostle of moral ideas" q
man Of eminence In politics and So
ciety, supporting q mistress only a
few houses from his home, and
murdered In her room while his wife
and children are absent visiting his
married daughter. How many men
OF general reputation as good as his,
live in the same disregard of marits'
duty that led to Halsted's SHOCKING
death last Sunday morning.. IL 10
not long sinoo q cCanuaI or the same
kind came near being exposed I'm one
of the courts, during the trial OF q
ceIeL.ated will case. involving the
property of man who had heen re.
garded as an exemplar of social pro-
priety. The attempted exposure was
choked off by the court, and 1t was
fortunate for the family OF the de.
ceased millionaire that the court pre-
vented 1t. But the Ha.sted tragedy
is, / have said, only an accidental IL
lustration of social rottenness. The
virus Of free love is spreading more
rapidly than people think. A great
part Of the social system is impreg-
mated rith it, and hundreds who
rank h, Il on the roll OF respectnbii-
ity are its willing victims. If the
homes of "prominent men" whose
private lives are as disgraceful as that
Of the man whose sins found him
out in Newark, were placed before
the public, an amazing extent of de.
pravity In high places would be dis
closed. We talk about immortality
In the upper social circles of Europe
but we need not leave our own shores
to find far too much Of IL. ...
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-07-28
-
PrInter's Personal Property.


The city assessor Of st. Joseph re-
Gently made a visit to the printers In
the Union Office In that city, and the
local editor gives list Of the person
oil property found, as follows:
No. /. Three brass buttons and q
sample Of calico.
No. 2. A steel rule (not stolen) q
visiting card, and q small circus cut.
No. 8. A penkife without any
blades, broken bodkin, and the
remnants Of a-fine tooth comb.
No. 4. A short lead pencil and 9
photograph of-you know how 1t ID
yourself.
No. s A brass rule, copy Of the
Golden Rule, and pocket edition Of
Chesterfield.
No. 9. A small door plate with
Thompson" engraved on 1t.
No. Z. A photograph of . square
meal -Hardtack land Q tooth~pick.
No. 8. A check to the Missouri
Talley Minstrels, two cent stamp
and plug Of tobacco.
No. Q. A second hand paper collar
watch-key, aud hair pin.
No. 10. Not q darned thing.
No. IL. A Chinese shilling and Z
cake Of soap.
No. IL. A lock of auburn hair, q
brass rule and . broken tooth pick.
No. Is. A one cent stamp and ,
nickle.
The assessor went no further, bu
closing his book. and raising hi
meek eyes heavenward he uttered
Q silent prayer for the craft He stol
away satisfied that what hAs 90 oftsl
been said Of the poverty Of printers
had q semblance Of truth In It. HI
will not call again.