South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-09-15

NV We OuiQ " &c uu4ChohoOu
to say that any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed to rank it among
the Injuries OF life. Far from il. Those
who have experienced its torments would
scout such an idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly under all the trying circumstances in
which he was placed, never had an attack Of
dyspepsia. or bis jollity would have speedi-
ly forsaken him. Men and women some
times suffer its tortures uneomplainingly.
but whoever heard OF a person who enjoyed
them ? of all the multifarious diseases to
which the human system is liable, there is,
perhaps, none 50 generally prevalent as dy-
pepsis. II thers is a wretched being in the
world it is
Il 6ySmed DyspepticI
But it is not our intention to descant on
the horrors Of Dyspepsia. We have said
that dyspepsia isperhsps the most univer-
sal OF human diseases. This is emphatic-
ally the case in the United States. Wheth-
er this general prevalence is due to the
character Of the food, the method OF its
preparation, or the hasty manner in which
it is usually swallowed, Is not our province
to explain. The great fact with which we
are called to deal is this :
Dyspepsia Prevaih
almost universally. Nearly every other perS
son you meet is a victim, and apparently
q willing one /; for were not this the case,
why so many sufferers, when q certain specs
dy and safe remedy is within the easy
reach OF all who desire TO avail themselves
oft? But the majority will not. Blind.
ed by prejudice, or deferred by some other
unexplained influence, they refuse to ac-
cept the relief proffered them. They turn
adeaf ear to the testimony of the thous-
ands whose suferings have been alleviated,
and with strange infatuation, appear to
cling with desperate determination TO their
ruthless tormentor. But says a dyspeptic:
What is this remedy 2 to which we reply :
This great alleviator of human suffering is
almost as widely known ss the English lan4
gage. II has allsyed the agonies of thou
sands, and is to-day carrying comfort aud
encouragement to thousands OF OTHERS
This acknowledged panacea is none other
Than DR.. Hoofands German BiHers.
Would you know more Of the merits OF
this wonderful medicine than can be learn
ed from the experience Of others ? Try it
yourself, and when it has failed to fulfill
the measure of its efficacy given By the
proprietor, then abandon faith in it
Let Il Be Remembered,
first OF al, that HOOFLANDS German
Bitters is not a run beverage. They are
not alcoholic in any sense of the term
They are composed wholly of the pure juice
or vital principle o. roots. This is not a
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they accompanied are prepared by one
OF the ablest German chemists. Unlike a.
ny other Bitters in the market, they are
wholly free from spirituous ingredients
The objections which hold with 20 much
force against preparations of this clsss,
namely that q desire for Intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use. are not
valid in the case of the German Bitters.-
So far from encouraging or intoxicating O
taste or desire for Undertaking beverages,
it may be confidently asserted that their
tendency is in a diametrically opposite di-
~rection. Their effects can be
Beneficial Only
in all cases of the hillary system. Hoof-
lands German Bitters stand without an e.
quail, acting promptly and vigorously upon
the Liver they remove its toroidity and
cause healtbful secretion Of bile-thsreby
supplying the stomach with the most indis-
penssble elements of sound digestion in
proper proportions. They give one to the
Notwithstanding its functions, and
enabling it to perform its duties as nature
designed it shOuld do.
They Purify TIE Blood,
cleansing the vital fluid of oil hurtful imp
urities and supplantiug them with the elo-
ments of genuine h~ealthiulnesz. But in
that most generally prevalent, distressing,
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
They Sand Unriralsd.
Now, there are certain classes Of persons
to whom extreme Bitters are not only uns
palatable, but who find it impossible to
take them without positive discomfort
For such DIR. Hoofanfs German Tonic has
been specially prepared. This preparation
is not OILY palatable, but combines, in mo-
difed form, all the virtues of the German
Bitters. In cases of lsRguor or excessive
debility, where the system appears TO have
become exhausted of its energies. EsO-
6and's Tonic acts with almost marv-
elous effect. Il gives strength to weakness
and throws dependency to tle Winds
But DR.. HOoHand's benefacti0ns to the hui
man race are not confined TO his celebrated
German BitterS, or his Invaluable
Tonic. He has prepared another medicine,
which is rapidly winning way 10 popular
favor because of its intrinsic merits. This
is "a. HoOf1and'S POGOphylIin
Pills,a perfect substitute for mercury,
without any of mercury's evil qualities
These wonderful Pills, whick are intended
to act upon the Liver, are mainly compos-
ed of Podophyllin, or the Vital Principle
Of the Mandrake Root. It is the medicine
al virtues of this health>giviug plaUt.-
The Phodophyllin acts directly on the LiV-
er. The extract OF Mandrake contained ia
them is skillfully combined with four other
extracts. thus producing a pill that inau-
ences the en.iIe digestive and alimentary
system, and in its action is entirely free from
nausea. Possessing these much desirable
qualities, the Podopbyllin becomes inValu-
able as a Family PILL Va No
Household should be without them. They
ara perfectly safe, require bat two for 81
ordinary dose, are prompt and efficient in
action, and when used in connection with
DR.. Hoofand's German Bitters, or Tonic.
may be regarded as certain specifies in all
cases of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia or any
of the disorders to which the system is ord
inarily subject, The PODOPHY-
LIN Pills act upon the stomach and the
bowels. while the Bitters or Tonic purify
the blood.
DIR. HOOELAED,
having provided internal remedies for dis
eases, has given the world one mainly for
external application, in the wonderful pre-
p%aration known as
DIR. HOOland's Greek OIL
This Oil is a sovereign remedy for pains &
aches of all kinds. Rheumatism, Neural~
gia, Toothachs, Chilblsins, Sprains and
Burns, Pain in the Back and Loins, Ring
worm, &C., &c. &C., all yield TO its exter-
nsl application. The number of cures eff
fected by it is astonishing, and they are
increasing every day.
Taken internally, it is a cure for Heart
burns, Kidney Diseases, Sick Headaches,
Collie, Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, end
Cramps. Pains In the stomach, Colds, As