The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-05-20

"A WoB l0us Sbcb ~ wv" y uOIOCs
which ran away and threw him,
and then claimed credit for 'sid in
spreading the gospel
Tho first printers we're Titans.
There are . good many tight uns'
among them still
Miss Belle Brown, of Keokuk,
had her cards printed Belle
Brown" because she admired the
terminal 10. CONSERVATION has set
in among Bellies friends.
Here 10 . matrimonial ADVERTISE
ment, cut from contemporary: "A
young lady Of exterior and pleas
ant appearance wishes to marry q
gentleman Of just the same way Of
thinking"
"Are you colored7" asked On
officer OF dusky looking iDebriate
at the Providence. n. II Central
Station, the other evening. NO."
an swe1ed the enfranchiscd, dsow-
silly. Il Vac born So"
A brick fell from q scsfiold the
other day on the head Of passing
negro. Filing dem dere peanut
shells anoder way up derc. won't
YER" was the darkey's advice, as
he scratched his wool.
A clerical joke at tho expense Of
a brother Of the cloth 10 going the
rounds. II is said that clery man
who preached in . prison Sunday
or two since. teRan his discourse
in bic traditional way BY say ing:
Il am glad. ny friends, TO see so
many Of you here this morning"
A Hoosirr having learned some
where that the best method of
egress from this life was to shut
ones self up and burn charcoal, he
was found the other day sitting in
the centre Of ten-acre lot, near Q
very comfortable Ore Of that mate
rial. AZ he had put the bars up.
he didn't sec Why the thing didn't
operate.
Mr.. Collins, Of Hartford, bought
ferocious Watchdog. Mr.. Col
Inns came home late that night.
His wife says that his trousers
can't be mended. The dogs skin
is for sale cheap. Mr.. Coll ms
hopes to be able to sit down in q
few weeks.
$50 you are going to keep q
schoolw ssid the young lady to
her maiden aunt. well, for nv
part, sooner than do that, I would
marry . widOwer with nine chill.
dren." II would prefer that my
SELF" Was the quiet reply, "bu'
where is tho widower7"
A woman who never owned &
Bible supposed she was quoting j,
when she greeted her son, who
came home TO keep Thanksgiving
in the following words: "Her,
comes the fatted calf"
An Eastern paper, 10 it o
Revolutionary enthusiasm, ssye
"Hurrah for the girls Of '76!" A
New Jersey paper save: Thunder
that's too darned old! No. no
Hurrsh for the girls OF IT,
A druggist in New York die
plays . vial Of some liquid stuff la
bled "Job's Tears" The tear
may be genuine or otherwise, bu
it is certain that, bsi ing bottled
they are very suggestive Of . "pui
up job"
A female lecturer said: ..Gs
married, young men, and be quic
about 1t. Don't wait for the mi
lennium-tor the girls to bccom
angels. You'd look we'll beside q
angel. wouldn't you. you block
header
An old bachelor ssys that givin
the ballot TO women would not q
mount to anything practically. b,
cause they would insist that the
were too Dung TO vete until the
got too old 10 take any interest
politics.
A California professor is wri
ing essays en- he fy's NJ se. A vel
ticklish place to write essays, v
should say, though perhaps b
knows Is
The latest style hats, bonnets ..
millinery goods can be found at Mrs.
A. DAVIS, 81 North franklin sire