The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-09-01

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may be longer In some cases than in
others, but the leading vegetable tonic
and Alternative Of the nineteenth GEN.
tufy invariably triumphs.
A cautious wife refused to permit her
husband to go on a fishing excursion
bec.suse he was very apt to get drowned
when he went upon the water, and
moreover, he did not know how to
swim any more than goose.
We saw young lady on our streets a
day or two ago who Is said to weigh
nearly 800 pounds, and Is only about
II years old, She is a resident of Cor
Wallis, we believe, and, unlike most re-
markably large women, is quite hand
some.
The "Onesters', had their FIRE engine
out last Monday evening, and she threw
water most beautifully. We are glad
to perceive that our fire apparatus Is In
such excellent condition, as we are lia-
BILE to need 1t at any moment this dry
season.
I'VE are requested to announce that
there will be q meeting Of the Library
Association of the NJ. T.. Church on
tomorrow evening, at n o'clock. for
the purpose OF electing officers and
transacting other necessary and i'm
portsnt business.
Our neighbor Of the Register says
A. ]. Thsyer Is Judge Of the Third Ju-
dicial District. We somehow had re-
ceived the impression that b. F. Bon
ham was Judge of this District. and
that Judge Thaycr wore the ermine In
the Second District.
Capt. Jas. Blnkely II down from
Warm Springs, where he has large
cattle ranch. He looks hale and hearty,
and will shortly return to that country
and take his cattle out near Wilma
mucca. We regret to learn that Irs.
Blakely's health Is quite poor.
Hot, dry and dusty. oh, for the
north pole TO straddle, an iceberg TO
lean against, n polar bear for grub, n
sail In the Arctic Ocean In an ice-house
and an Esquimaux to fan us. Give us
lots of "Greenland's ley mountains"
but nary bead Of "India's coral strand" F"
TO our old friend, C. p. Burkhart,
Esq, we are indebted for liberal sup
ply Of luscious fruit. such as the LAS
tracan" and Porter varieties of ap-
pies and an excellent quality OF plums.
"Car' has justly and deservedly earned
the enviable title of printers Friend" I"
A Yamhill poultry fancier has n hen
that raises chickens on the Chicago
plan. She never sets, but waits until
another hen comes of the nest with q
fine brood Of chickens. then whips the
mother ont, and brings up the little ones
until they are able to scratch for their
own worm.
There will doubtless be large at
tendance at the Conference of the III.
E. Church, South, which convencs at
the Crabtrce Camp Ground next
Wednesday. We are assured that the
strictest order will be maintained and
that every effort will be made to render
all visitors comfortable.
Mrs. Martha Hoon daughter of Geo.
Humphrey, SEN, of this city, who has
been spending some weeks in visiting
her friends and relatives here, returned
10 walla waila this week, accompanied
by Miss Gussie Halbrook and Mrs. If.
v. Brown, who go to that country for
brief stay. The last named lady Ii
quite feeble, and goes thither In the
hope OF benefittipg her failing health.
The New NorthUest says we are down
on woman's rights. Now we beg leave
70 inform her that she Is wholly In er-
ror: We are in favor of woman's
rights, and especially that they shall
exercise sovereign sway over poor,
frail man bat we want them to exer-
else that dominion In the good old fash.
Toned way-not as Presidents, but as
the "Queen of Hearts," We canine
consistently vote for sister Dunniway
for Congress, because cur support Ii
pledged TO another woman.