The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-12-15

tULLEOKA, TKNN., Dec. =, 1911.
p MISTER EoIrok:-In looking oyer the
HERALD for the last two weeks, Guile
Okla and its dolngs were never Insnilon-
ed nary time. Your writing feller must
either be taking Strip Van "Inke
nap or lie 10 frOze up, or gone TO ace
his gal, or he has got the "mitten;f no"
1.-The is asleep, just tickle him with thst
long whip OF yourn; II he 10 frozs up
you know how to thsw hih-"sss nog,
etc; II gene TO see his gal, jus, whisper
in his "yesr" that insmmy and daddy
think he stays out toe long; II he hiss
got the mitten, console him with the
old adago, "Good fish in the Sea az ever
was cotched out OF IT,"
Mister EpIToR, Culleoks is not Dead
Culleoka is alive yet, and If you had
been around and about but not loose,
like BILL PoLK's split milk On last
Tuesday night, you'd come to the con-
clusion that "thers Is lite in the old
place yet"
Our young friend, JoE BALLANTASr
brought home one ofthe prettisst gals
you ever did see-thst srgal came from
Moorsville-I wonder If that ar willie
has any moore" SIGH. Her tOther
name was "TURSEn," and ifshe doesn't
turn our friend JoE TO the wright
about" there will be no u.e in import
ing snakes from Ireland. The old folks
prepared bang up supper-geewhop-
ity! bat it war supper right-no scar
city thar-that hum made wine, now
Mister EDITOR, don't go for to sunscking
your lip.,) that chicken salary, ham,
turkey, and all them ar luther good
things. don't your mouth waterfl.
Now, Mister EDITOR DOM, pray don't
git chicken hearted, and travel OFF like a
turkey, grunting all the time)-and
them ar pretty gals that come with the
bride thar, Miss !. and Miss D., from
that ar same place, "Sfoorsville;" /
guess that "villsn did have "moore'
than one, and you'd have sed so il you
seen EN-. Mister EDITOR, there were
lots OF hearts there going "pit-a-pst,"
and heads going "whirligig," but it was
not from that wine l mentioned above.
tas the LAYERS say. There wss nary
drsp of"tanglefoot" about that seed.
That Illustration was caused by-but you
know, needn't say nary time. The
boys enjoyed it hugely-sich talking
and larfng never did see I'm my horn
days-whev. il war more musical than
them ar "Bell Ringers" could make.
Mister. EDITOR, to see them ar fellcrs, or
soine OF them, on thar nees before thar
lady loves, pleading their causes. was a
picture Of admiration, Il wish the "But-
ler" had been thar With that ar thing
lie takes likenesses With. would .
got him to photograph that ar picture.
would have sent you one certain and
sure, to hang up in your rvon, for
know you always have an eye to tie IL
legant, cept whom your eye Is shut II
reminded Inc Of reading in An old book
( / forgot the name about the days efl
chivelri, when A parcel Of fellers With
cracked brains devoted themselve. to
some kind Of order, called might errsn-
try" That sr BOOK sed these ar might
arrants" carried the ''color" or glove
of thar ''iadie love-" on their helnIIt.,
and before they started on thar Ear
rants, " they neeiei st the feet of thar
lsiie, and vowed TO be true and faith !
full, and the fu,t feller they met, who
would not acknowledge that ar glove or
color 10 be the iairsst, Why, they -hop- |
ped snrd or lance through him. aud |
vent on thar way rejoicing. Nov, Mr.
EpI1OR, / did not see any Of our feilers /
show the glove or color, but herd one
81 them carried her glove in hi. pocket;
seed with my own bles-
>ed eyes some Of our fellers neeliug be-
IJre the gals. PRTsIaHoH.