The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-09-14
Drawback k Tooth ache.
A head wind A suecze.
Home brood The children.
a chon for breakfast--Hash.

The war measure--A line OF battle.
Tho raw material Uuderdone steak.
Pleasant checks 10 life--Bank checks
Doing q heavy business The iron deal
ors.
To make hotbcl Set tho mattress OF
fire.
Light employment Building castles il
the air.
The swiftest arm Of the military service
The feet.
The way to raise tho wind Fan al
heress at Saratoga,
The sweetest Of strains Trying to lif
pretty young girl on q horse.
More Englishmen than Irishmen came
to the United States in 1870.
A child was born on the Baltimore and
Ohio railroad, at the rate Of forty miles an
hour.
Toadstools, commissions and stomach.
pump, were the three courses ofan Indian
apolis girls dinner.
A gentleman took lady out for drive
tho other day, and came home with a fales
curl attached to the button on tho side Of
bis cap. lie wondered how it could have
got there.
The great tunnel through the Sierra
Nevada is to be five miles long, nineteen
feet high, twenty.one feet wide. Its cost
is to DO $l5,OOO,OO0.
A man having jumped into the water to
save another from drowning, upon receiv.
ing a quarter from the person as reward
for the service, looked first at the money
Ind then at him, and at last exclaimed:
''pm overpaid for the job"
Some people starvc their happiness in
'rler to feed their vanity. It will not an.
'wer to look at anything but their exier-
or. #Ef
The Cincinnati Commercial thinks that
I women are to be admitted to Yale and
Harvard, men should be allowed to enter
Vassar.
Ayoung lady uponone occasion request.
d her lover to define love. "Ne!l Sall,"
aid he, cit is to me an inward improssibi-
ity and an outward alloyerishncss.
The Alexandria Post tells Of q case
wherein farmer claims to have lost fav-
rite dog, which killed himself barking at
eaper agents.
Ladies have gone to the other extreme
q dressing the hair, and it is now pulled
pom tho back of the head, and packed
way in as small space as possible. 3
Ladies at the waterug.places wear their
ound hats all day for the purpose of con,
ealing the crinping pins and curl papers,
ihich are taken down at night.
The ladies at Saratoga indulgein three
Germans" daily, one after breakfast, one
fter dinner and one in the evening, which
usually kept up to the "wee sma hours"
Black lace scarfs are universally worn
nth every kind Of dress. They protect
ne dress from being soiled by the hair,
'hich many ladies now wear braided down
be back.
The reported "victim Of cholera" in
lew York had eaten % half.ro,tcn peaches
watermelon, a muskmelon and two can
slopcs-ou the top Of "a dinner Of boiled
eet and cabbage.
An Indiana paper refused lately to pub
sh eulOgies gratis, but added:
eve will publish the simple announce
icnt Of the death Of any of our friends
With pleasure.
The editor Of an Indiana paper recently
ujoyed the luxury ola bath, and leading
rticle in the last issue Of bis paper de-
crioes wildly his strange sensations while
be operation was in progress N
If you have any principle any faith, any
enthusiasm, any FIRE in your soul, keep the
close, and let the spiritual
'orces move their hands to noble deeds,
md make your feet run errands Of mercy.
A gentleman Of slatersville, r l., states
hat an old lady, a farmers widow, receut-