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The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14
MANHOOD:
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THE Celebrated
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dust Of butterfy's wings to be perfectly formed
feathers, the much talked Of TrinchinA bplrslis OF
pork worm, which was FIRST discovered In America
IT'S Of infinite value to professional men. 70
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The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14

~ Take the selfshness out of this
world and there would DO more happiness
than we should know what to do with. -
Billings.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14

~ Two little school girls were lately
prattling together, and one of them said
I'VE keep four servants, have got siI
horses and lots OF carria ges; now what
have you got' With quite as much pride
the other answered, We have got skunk
under our barn.
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PRIurIAo.

DOCKS, pamphlets, briets, catalogues, news
ID papers, tai lists, and every variety Of eatsa
ave printing contracted .oT end pronytiy A1d
newspaper and binding establishment.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14

~ The Pike County Democrat gives
slsngthy and interesting account of re-
cent visit made by Mr.. Bush, the editor;
and James l.. Erwin, Esq- to the man.
moth cave discovered = few months ago
on the line Of the Pike County Railroad.
Tho mouth Of the cave was discovered BY
some hands who were blasting rock for
eulverts. Mr.. Bush describes II as con-
tanning several lakes and many wonderful
curiosities. They pentrsted 636 feet. the
cave Is attracting many visitors.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14
LUCK.
HON AN INDIANAPOLIS GROCER BECAME 4
MILLION ARE.

o,oor, pvc.ur
no" AN iSpiANAfoL,s oho."" -
hh''N Ans
from the I.disnapo.is scntiuel.l
Henry W. Caldwell, the we'll known
former Indiana avenue commission mer-
chant. rssiding At No ITS West Michigan
street, has just turned page in the chap
ter OF his history that seems more like &C.
zion sober truth. Late in the seventeenth
century, his great-grandfathor came to
this country and settled in New York
stata and purchssed In what 10 now the
hesrt Of TIE civ of New York eight acres
oSi..S unon -b;ch ha huilt . mill On
a. "cc,,u u of ths c;,y hs vsS drivsn
out snS ths Mil tsIsn nosscssion NJ by
IN. N,;t;.h .oiaisrv. Aftsrwsrd he jesssd
ths n,onertv and moved into New Jer.ey
Th;s resi e.t.ta since that time h.s been
t,sn.fsrrsd time And AGAIN. but aivsvs b.
iss.s ina.much A A clear title could no,
hsvs hcen oiyen. Mr.. Csldvell's ances.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14

TIE DOLLAR WEEKLY BULLETIN.
John q. Obsriy 4 Co. nave reduced the snb.
sssiptloa price Of the Weekly Cairo Bulletin to
0as Dollar per an~um, making it the cheapest pa
published In Southern Illinois.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-14

A oHN1e for Rock River Paper CompAny's
"A 6hsathing Felt and Quarts Cemont.
u. ". Johns Improved Roofing always on
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;s fho o7c., c,lnc,.,, If t1oro,n,a Wa
stand in tLo nrIpit a,d tl},, To- a few
hundred bnt tine newsnape, sne,,ls TO
its tborsords Irit is ight Il ia mao.
niGcentlv riobt if it is WRONG if is NV.
fully wrong. All read it before break.
fast ofter too at intervals Of b,siness
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THE ENTERPRISE.
SweotWater, Thursday, May Il, 1871.


The world is full OF people who are
perpetually snateting At occasions for
informing the one with whom they last
talk trey ",tlways thought So" No Sab
bath school superintendent can become
n bank doiaultor no Clergyman turn
out to be a reprobate Of unmontonable
crimes no public officer proved to have
accepted brlbes, without the chattering
of II swarm of gossips who swear that
they suspected the thing from the first
No enormity surprises them ; for their
malignant omniscience protects them
against surprise. The intuitions of the
scNndal-menger are wonderful intel
lectual phenomenon. He is sort o.
malignant moral surgeon, who, indifIer-
ent to the agony he causes probes the
wound in order to extract the bullet
not of truth, but Of Misrepresentation.
It is verbally striking a man when he is
down, and helping to kick him to death
with scandel's lamest spiders.
No doubt it is a rare gift to know, by
intuition, that certain man Is villain,
yet utter no word against him until he
is proved to be so, The gift is so rare
that we would not like to run the risk
OF being unjust to humanity by c"Scula-
tlnp the SeIdOmneSS with winch 1t Is
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11
The Approaching Musical Treat.

To the Editors ofthe Union and American:
4 certain number OF our entegprising
and char;tabie citizoag have fitted up
ccand concert ball to be used as & place
for pubic entertainments during tie
Exposition. Tic hall VIII seat fifteen
hundred people. Iiany distinguished
persons are expected to be present
President Davis and numbor Of Con-
federase officers, the bishops and minis
ters of all denominations are invited to
attend. The finest musicians of New
Orleans, Mobile, Memphis, Louisville
Cincinnati and ST. Louis, also Mademoi-
sclle Nilsson have all been invited to
take part in the musical entertainments
of the occasion. Every effort has been
made to render it the %andest musical
festival ever before produced in the
South or West Accounts of it will be
given il the~l1adng papers OF the cities
before mentioned, ond it is hoped that
large parties FROM each Of them viii be
present. The programme for this festi
val will be published each week in ad-
vance. The first evening on which th'
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11
Broken Hearted.
Five Thousand Dollars Wanted.

From the Detroit Free Press.
A year or more ago a young man
named Andrew Monroe, of this city,
formed the acquaintance Of young
)adv named Mary A. Dexter, and few
months since asked her to change her
coonomar to Monroe. She agleed CHAT
ssn ,y,r7d and then. both looked ela,l
;14 lo,,,,,. or5 t,rotber sane:
o,e ...,,, ,..,.. mo 90 i,-.a Won
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11

concert L.l. wiGbe opened viii lie FRI
dar. May l2, when ono OF Mcadel2solR ,
fines, productions, the GRAND Oratono.
of Athaiie. vii be given. There viii he
magnificent representation of some of
the comts ol tae Iewi,h temple, whete
many tragic incidents in the life OF Atha-
lialr the daughter of Jezcbel, occurred.
The ladies taking part will be in the
costume of Jewish princesses, and the
gentlemen in the dress CT Che priests
and Levites-the High Priest, Joab,
himself, in the gorgeous attire worn ly
him, and attended by scribcs, preseG's
to his armed followers the youthful
Joash attired in regal robes; Proclagis
him their king, tie hast Of the royal 4
Of David, through whom is to como e
promised Messiah. There viii be one
of the largest organs of the city removed
to the concert Hall for the occasion, and
a full military band as an orchestra. No
trouble Or expense has been spared to
render it in the finest style in which an
oratorio has ever before been produced
in America. We hope that the citizens
from all parts of our State will SO man
age their visits to the Exposition that
they may have the pleasure of seeing
this magnificent spectacle, We Go not
doubt that they will do so when it is
known that the proceeds from this whole
festival will be devoted to the Conied-
crate Orphans
THE 0RpHAN'S FRIEND.
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pnn PirtnrpS.


TheNew York Sun gives the follow
ing graphic pictures Of some Of the Pres
idential aspirants
Schuyler Colfax would makeN pretty
available Republican candidate but he
pretends to be for Grant. He was born
D.Eew York, and is iorty-eight years
old, and ha5e smile that is child-like
and bland.
Ben Butler would be glad to be Pres
idert bnt lie can't. He is ftty-thfce in
years and two hundred and fifLy-three
in tricks that are vain.
John 4. Logan has aspirations. He
is handsome man, with splendid black
eyes and hair, forty-fye years old last
February. He is pious.
Speaker Blaine pretends TO be wiling
He is forty-one years old and weighs
22O pounds. What he means, is to be
Senator in plSoe of Mr., Morrill,.
John Charles Frement, is still a favor
ite with the old school Republicans who
voted for him in the wondrous campaign
Of 1856. He is now fity-eight years old
His legs are good.
If paying the public debt by enormous
taxes is a good Presidential Platform,
Geo. S. Boutwell, should be the candi-
date. lie is a Massachusetts, Yankee,
Gi;y-tluce years old.
Judge David Davis, OF the Srpremc
Conrt, is the heaviest Dem pcrntic candi-
date. Ayoirlvpoi5 325 pounds; girth,
I23 inches; asa, about hity-fyo. Fat
meu ae ofton @lout runners.
Hmlni,n Hma'u has our sympatlies'
because Le is Il printer, and knows more
about farming than Horace Groclor Int
; ne is of no use as Presidential candi-
date. Ase siXty-two.
Ulysses Simpson Grant wants to be
President again dreadfully, Tie viii he
forty-uine years old on april ~ 1871
but emit run in 1872 the people have
had too mucl, Of lim already.
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A Distinguished Gentleman in Knox
vile.

The Knoxville True Republican, Of
recent date, makes this announcement:
Old Uncle Tommie Nnrgraves is in
the city and is appropriately registered
at the Atkin House as hailing from "the
United States of America" II any un-
pretending individual can boast reai-
denco scattered so promiscuously over
continent as to claim home where area
is co-extensive with that OF the iurisdie-
ton of the American eagle he can un-
disputed claim it. To-day we saw him
On the streets, hxuriating in all the glo-
lies ofa four story beaver. Next week
We may hear of him interviewing Count
Bismarc,,, or taking a dignified stroll
down Pennsylvania Avenue, proposing
to relieve Congressman Bowen Of some
surplus "better half or with n patroni-
zirg air and amazing condescension
shaking hands with the irrepressible
Seward in the ico-bound Elysium Of
Alaska. Before the light Of his porigri-
nations, the exploits of n Livingstone
''pale their Intellectual fires"
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A School Boys First; LOye3 Letter.

81 never wrote n letter before, md
don't know just how to begin it but
know lots of boys who do write letters
to the girls, and I'm most rs big as
they are. Tommy Jones said he had
got letter from somebody; l asked
him to let me see it in taking from his
pocket it fell into mud-puddle. never
so tickled in my life but lie cried like
everything. I like you real well, for
you are Democrat, and Old School
Baptist, and have been to the city.
saw you at church last Sabbath. You
have o new bonnet. Ilkenew bonnets ;
and some time, you know, I shall get
You new bonnet almost every day. I
shall learn to build houses, and you cen
wash the dishes and make pancakes.
like pancakes; don't you? I don't
like nolasses bit ; it is real nasty stuff.
hope you don't like it either, for shall
not have q bit in our house, and it
wouldn't look well to'quarrel about mo-
lasaes and l wouldn't strike girl when
she's woman when l get some money
I'm going to buy you some cologne !;
I shall turn some out for me, so when l
come to see you 1 can perfume my
handkerchief. l can't write any moro
now The school man is looking this
way. You see, size don't know what
true love is. Ifyou haven't any paper,
I'll give you leave out of MY new read
en- "WILLIE DRowN."
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Extraordinary EiiHrts to 0yertHke a
'T,,niu

Extraordinary EiiHrts to OyertnGe a
l'r&in.
"Wednesday evening gentleman
amncl ilamn Murray, from Murray
township, Orleans County, New York
arrived in this city by the Great West
ern Railway, bound for Alpena. He
sas going to Alpena to we'd Il lady liy-
ing in that village. He went to a first
class hotel, and WIS up bright ana early
yesterday morning to catch the first
train for Saginaw On his way to the
depot the thought struck him that he
would have his hair cut. lie looked at
his watch, saw that he had time to spare.
and dove into barber shop. He was
rather particular rs to how he should be
shaved and combed, and the first thing
he knew the train WAS moving away
BY the time lie could get fixed for the
street, the train was up at Hastings
street. He then asked to be shown to
headquarters, and burst into the Mana
gers room, exclaiming:
"in give you twenty dollars for a ape-
cial train to SaGiIawl"
The person in charge vas both amazed
and afnused, and informed Dir. Murray
that he was altogether too liberal in lis
offers. He then went five dollars bet
ter ten, fifteen, and finally, in lis des-
peration, offered hundred, then hun
dred and fifty, and then two hundred
dollars for tba ase q an engine to over
take the speeding mail train. rs there
vas none to spare, his offers could nc
be accepted, and the man rushed down
stairs to the shouting hackmen, selected
one, and screamed
''I'l give you fifty dollars to catch tn
Saginaw train"
The Jallu looked at his horses, con
s:dcrcd their 2ait, thought Of the dis
& taoce, and shook his head in mourn
. fal way.
q; DO it and I'll make it hundred,
= shouted murray, half jumping in til
g hack"
t at can't be did, my friend, not b
4 horses" replied the haclilnau, sadly fc
t he wanted that "pile" OF greenbNck
L Murray then started for the teleSrop
J. Office, and wanted the operator to zen
. through q message as follows "hoi
i on minnie, till q fellow named hiraI
t. Murray catches it, but the operate
J. told him IL was 30 use. lie gave h
4 name to OAioers Thompson and OCoi
le ner, and he'd commenced to relate Il
II feelings Of the bridal party when Tn
ii should miss him, when one sugScst'
10 that he might hire an engine at Ponti'
q if he could set there.
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The Veteran Printer.

The Lebanon Herald says: On
last Sunday, Tho 18th Of April, wa" -
1ay o. moro l'an ordinary interest to
thcpalr;o,or# e.ia!ta.h4s olt,.i, oi,ioc.
Oa eut lay the venerable William, Law
,9u Dtrry, vino is now aonro#itor in
this Office, completed tltc uuo.y-1;r.j
ycn oi his ogn. Tn tAc aa, before and
til, day after Ii, birthday, tho oil gen
tlelam an o. f,,'l day work. Ike - n
the case promptly at seven o'cIoc}> and
puts up liz H.y thousand Il day without
trouble. There is no pecUuialy nocca-
sity for his laboring ut all, and he sets
type purely from the love of the art
which he has followed so long.
There is no doubt that Mr. Barry is
tho oldest printer in America, if not in
the world. He commenced to set type
in 1796-seventy three years NgO-and
has continued at the business ever since
He is still hale and hearty, and every
printer, at least, who reads this, will, We
are sure, join us in the hope that the
life of the venerable "jour" may be spared
for many ycars to come.
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FnMUND W. PAUL,
st. Louis, Missouri.

7 am unable to see anything very extra
ordinary in the above propositions, by Mr..
Edm9rl ", panl. Any person acquaint-
ed with the merest rudimeuts OF the pistol
could certainly execute any or all of the
proposed reats without the slightest diff
Guilty.
"Owing" to my entertaining these opin-
ions, without solicitation from friends,
ana unbiased by unworthy motives" am
induced TO make the following propositions:
]. | will suspend two dollars by ring
from second PERSONS nose, so as to
bring the coins within three-fOurths of an
irch from his face, md with douGle-bar-
relied SHOTGUN, at distance of thirty feet,
will blew dollars, nose and man at least
thirty feet further, four times out Of FIVE.
| will add, in explanation, that San Diego,
containing rather intelligent commune
ty, can find, at present, no one here will
ing or ready to have lis nose llown
in this manner; but have no manner ef
doubt could obtain such person from
st. Louis, by Adams & Co.'S Express in
due season.
2. | will hit a dollar or anything else
that has been tossed in the air (of the
same size, on wheel, on pole or axle,
tree, Or on the ground, every time out o!
FIVE.
8. AT the word, will place five balls
on the blade of a peuknife, and split them
al
4. I will hit three men out of five
spfng from obscure parontage, and stand
within ten feet Of steel-trap, properly set
while shooting
5. l viii! break at the word, a whole
box of common clay pipes, with single
brick, at distance of thirty feet.
6. l engage to prove, by fair trial, tha
no pistol-Shot (or other person) can be pro
duced, who will throw more apples at ;
mans head than can. Moreover, cal
produce in this town more than sixty per
SONS willing and ready to hold an appl
on their heads for me provided they ar
allowed to eat the apple subsequently,.
7. will wager, lastly, that no perso
in the United States can be produced
who, with a double-barreled shotgun
while throwing u back-handed summer
sault, can hit oftener, dollar and a-hal
on the perimeter of revolving wheel,
rapid motion, than | can.
Any one desiring to take up any OF M
propositions, will address me through til
columns of the Pioneer Magazine. Propc
p sitious will be received on the first {
April next. JOHN PHOENIX.
1881 18th st., Vallecitos. "Se compl
y orc aqui, up strairs."
L ?. 5. Satisfactory references give
and required. A bet from a steady, ii
!, dustriouS person, who will be apt to pay
L he loses, will meet with prompt attentiO
d j. P.
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From Woods Household Magazine.
Pistol Shooting, A Counter Challenge


Owing to the fsequent and urgent solio-
itatiOns Of many of my friends, I am in
duced to make the following propositions
|. I will fit dollar to the end Of
twig two inches long, and while second
person will hold the other end in his
month, so as to bring the coin within an
inch and a-balf of his face, engage to
strike the dollar three times out Of FIVE, at
distance Of ten PAGES, or thirty feet. l
will add in explanation, that there are sew
eral persons willing and ready to hold the
twig or stick described above, when re-
quired.
.. I will hit a dollar, tossed in the air,
or any other object of the same size, three
times ont of five on a wheel and Gre.
3. At the word, I will split three balls
ont of FIVE on knife-blade, placed at the
distance of thirty feet.
A. I will hit three birds out of Eve
sprung from the trap, standing thirty feet
from the trap when shooting.
5. I will break, at the word, FIVE COM
mon clay pipo-stems out of seven, at the
distance of thirty feet.
6. I engage tc prove, by fair trial, that
no pistol-shot can be produced who will
shoot on apple of a mans head, at tile dis
tance Of thirty feet, ofener than I can.
Moreover | will produce two persons will
ing and ready to hold the apple on their
heads for me, when required to DO so.
7. | will wager, lastly, that no person
in the United States can he produced who
will lit quarter of a dollar at the dis
tance of thirty feet, oitener than | can, on
a wheel aud I've.
am willing to bet $4,000 on any Oi
the above propositions, one fourth of that
amount forfeit Any one desiring to take
up any of my propositions must address
me by letter, through the st. Louis Post
Office. Propositions will be received un
I'll the first Of September next.
FnMUND W. PAUL,
st. I.ouis, Missouri.
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.'.5olt," fifty men after him, and at the
corner Of Woodbridge street Detective
Bishop laid hands on him, and he was
then taken to the Sheriff. Office. 1t is
understood that the young lady wants
$4,000 in greenbacks for the damage
done to her peace of mind, and it is also
understood that Monroe has shout 500
worth of property.
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"How far is it to Pontiac ?" he asked,
fairly jumping up and down. He was
told it vas only twenty-sk miles, when
he Immediately Nvowed his determine
ton to walk the distance, and went off
down the track as if shot from an army
musket.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11

Some genius POSTED u letter to Rev.
Henry Ward Beecher, on the lst ol
April in which the only words We're
april Fool" Mr. Beecher, retorts, 81
hare heard OF men who wrote letters
and forgot to sign their names, but
never before met case in which mar
signed his name and forgot to write thu
letter.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11

A young lady remarked coming from
chuch: 81 did not think much of the
close OF the sermon" To which her
father replied: Probably you were
thinking more Of the clothes of the con-
grcgNtion."
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11

A lawyer of extensive practice says
that the most troublesome clients lo
ever had were yong ladies who wanted
to be married, married women who
wanted to be divorced, and old maids
who didn't know what they wanted
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11

DIR. Bush said the reason why Ger
mans die so seldom of consumption is
the fact of their singing from their ear
liest childhood. Another medical au-
thority says that the reason why SO
many Germans die of consumption is
because they SNAKE so much. The
reader Of these can take his choice.
The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-05-11

"When men break their hearts," re-
marks cynical female writer, 'it is the
same as when q lobster breaks one ofhis
claws-another sprouting out immedi-
ately and growing in its place"