Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1871-10-20

I For UHioH' one and Ons 'DsuniOn' cries.
Shame the sex. with which these ituds began.
| The girls are all for Union 10 a man.
a gentleman dined with friend one day.
hn1 above, he heard s0bbins ard crying;
lie inquired Of his friend in an anxious way,
If there was any one sick or dy ips.
%, no. he replied, and smiling his hss.,
while thew were discussing the ices,
I've Just refused Helen new silk Grcss,
And produced financial ery-sis
Italy has twenty-eight public libraries.
England employs 7O,OOO glove makers.
Mrs II. g., land daughter have gone to
Paris.
Missouri cattle suffer from Texas lever.
King David's greatest fault, according to
a Chicago clergyman, was babblins in poll
ties.
BY no particular request. Blondin viii re-
peat his dance Of death at Niagra ncx5 sea
son.
The N.Y.AiqH opines that Butler is not
fond Of Worcestershire sauce.
After courtship of three hours Mr. Tee
man married Mrs Fitzpatrick at Knoxville,
Nd
Bazaine is to have command of one Of Jhc
new military eircumseriptions.
Mad dogs roam at large in Chicago and
lunch off occasional pedestrian limbs.
The Rogers Locomotive Company Of pator-
son, will soon be enabled to turn on, loco
motive day.
The Prince de Joinvillc and the Dasc d.
Aumale will take their seats in the French
assembly after the recess.
These who wish to observe the Deccm ler
eclipse of the sun will get their smoked gllSs
ready and - 10 Sumatra Immediately.
Miss May Alcotl. sister Of the author NJ
Little Women Is Ieogrcssing iaely in ,.e
pictorial art, at London
High rents drive the colored people cf
Austin Texas, to the suburbs, where tney
tent upon the old camp ground
shocked at such inferior mar rksinanship, q
Peoria Judge fined man $50 Tor shooting
eleven times at a neighbor without elcct.
4 considcrato organ grinder played 'Icis
me. Norma, before tic Hartford Deal ami
Damb ASYLUM during whole afternoon.
Rogers. the artist in s;atucttcs. is Do. es
reported, at work on a bust Of the Hca- en-
Chince The only one who ever attempted
To- bust .lat noted character WAS William
Nye.
ls is estimated .aat America. when hcr
productive power is fully developed, viii BE
able tl feed four times as many pc1s us a-
there are now on the face Of the earth.
Tle da7kycst day that Tammany la- yot
seen was "Wednesday, when tie coloIci men
of New York city held convention and
Rsatsd them o. he g pack Of infamous
scauudrcls
y number of married IGi,s ia New NurS
havc dubbed together anG agrcci not %
dance round dances with any but their own
husbands -EJciange They lead hue
bands a lively dance, some of tacin.
4 correspondent of the Pitt-burg Con-
mr7a'. writing from Brookyillc, Pa, says
that in Forest County magnificent trees are
iellei by the acre inst io7 the bark. and tae
trunks tAcu set ou lrc.
Milcs.au horn ou the Jas. day oi tie year
ialiciates himself on hcuar7Jw escape from
not being born as all. Be abcrs. sly- De
and If it had no; been TIL tlc rcx- iay.W bat
would have become li mc3
"Blins. Chauds cs Fr.il.,' taat is god
ilil-iln Hiencl 'Hiu-i iii "l- 'l'" ''
baths. uut an ir-shtnin io-A D. i,f 'it '--h
- 81 la'orlte dlsn az the door oi . restaurant
.Blin- chaw d and fried. he exclaimed, may
De god, bu. Z u rather cook 'on first in ,ay
own wav, and a,c cm e.ierUaris.'
\ very iutci.i-en, Virginia mule. being
hcmmci in oa q ujlr0at Juick hy au ap-
pToaching train, iumTci iat0 q cat,lc-crard.
crluchCd down until the cars bad passed .rui
walked OH as II h''A.Is iAi hapi~H
An Indiana c10ucr fliins considerable
dideuliy 10 keeping one of the heads a.
ask be was finishing its place, pat bis
-in inside % hold The head uT. After come
rletiu- the work much 10 bic satisfaction. hc
;ya- astoui,hed 20 find bis hoy inside tha ca-l.
ana with no pos 'y oi getting 'u'' esceiI
tAIeusn ihc Dunsh'ic.
4 Now York fugitive thici took Ic.us, "a
O -ch.olhousc. iutro ducIng himself a- ,ncui-
Ter of the visiun. committee, and request
irga private audience with the uinciral
Meanwhile the crowd which had followed
h.rn searched every other mart of Tie build
iug without finding the rIscai. who quietly
departed as soon as the coast was clear.
A Green County. Pa. farmer rccblc-lv
puhlishe- the the olhwin, Challenges 1T
will bet 81. % thar nv hired man can take
longer t3 90 &, the harvest deld. ,ct back TO
dinner quicker. cat more. DO les. ami bear
down harder On paud of the fence. than
any other hired man within fifteen miles OF
the fac-,tah 10 jefferson.
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