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New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

Mr.. Scott Russell, famous though he is in
mechanics and manufactures, is growing some
what wearisOme with bis busy schemes for
the uniou Of the peers and wOrkingmen of
EnSiand.| The faIl details Of tho negotiations.
beretofore published IN TIE TRIBUNE, do not
present the would be diplDmatist 10 an enyiable
light, for, admitting his sincerity, his ability to
cazry .Out tfAs Of his extensive programme
appears ludicrouuiy small. Nov thst be has
beoa obliged to confess His d6fest4 he tallS
baOk dpOn ths yagus 6tatement thstst Prince
NhsEt .wsEs, alive be WOald b ct tee bead Of
the nvvsmsnt. This; ts cay 70 cay. bat not
90 -Sasespt ptihss q pGpof., It was 30 apparent
from 4AS kfss tASt ne plan Vas chiEnericaL
tbat,noAOay mn b surprised 1T Is .tailure.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

that section. Cautionary Signals, fOrebOdinR
severe weather, were on that day ordered for
ChlcagO and Milwaukee and on the next day
tho storm had advanced stin further east into
Ohio and Western New-Ycrk. On Tuesday the
18th, warning signals were ordered for evening
at Savannah, Charleston, Wilmington, Mobile,
New Orleans, and 0swego The storm, there
fore, had extended from the Lakes to the
Gulf of Mexico, and eastward as far as the
coast of Georgia and North Carolina fester-
day afternoon, the usual warnings were sent
10 the Middle Atlantic States, as Tar north as
New-LOndOn, Conn.,, and also embracing
Southern ports previously mentioned. Tne
storm now prevails, therefore, from the At
lantie to the western end of Lake Ontario'
and northwest gales are predicted to-day
for the Middle and Eastern States. O..
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

A funny paragraphs on its travels about girl In
Vermont who. having sued her lover for breach Of
promise, laid her damages % follows: NneShillings
per week for setting up" with cost Of lights and
fuel added In. We may laugh - much as we please
at this but the girl sensible darnsel and we hope
that she gotta verdict. Bringing actions for damage
to the feelings and injury to the heart and for the
value Of psngs and delicate dissppointments, is Q
great deal more mercenary than asking for rcmu-
neration for loss Of time and even ofres and lights.
sharp girl has perfect right to say that, but for
the wicked conduct Of the diSho1est swain, abe
might have married Esomebody else; and lawyers,
when they 90 to the jury for the swindled plaintiffs
should put the case In that way. It might gpO their
eloquent pathos; but after all that sort Of thing has
become haOlmeyed and unimpressive. Business is
business and most women In this kind Of litigation
mean business and nothing else.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

A charming place must ChriStiana Village Del,
be- for there on arecent Sunday l. e. the Lords Day
did Stephen Castner he being Justice Of the Peace
inebriate himself, and thus exalted he had a mild
misunderstanding with Charles E. Woolsey. q
Teacher Of Youth and by way Of enforcing his argu-
ments, he the said Justice did shoot the Aforesaid
pedagogue so that he died. We call special attention
to the degree Of social culture and security existing
in Delaware which the particulars of this event i'm
ply. We do not know. II o schoolmaster is to be
shot, that he would find 1t mitigating circumstance
to be shot by Justice of the Peace; probably some
poor victim might esteem 1t rather an aggravatiop.
Moreover, the j. P. was dignitary empowered to
send bis errng fellow citizens to the plory and the
whipping-pOst; he must often have seen these fine
moral structures and yet regardless Of their warn
ing be indulges in the reprehensible and unwhole-
some delicacy Of murder. 'Tis very queerl
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

Turkey is feeling the impulse which the
extension Of railways has given to trade and
commerce all over Europe. An imperial hrman
directing the beginning Of an important and
elaborate system of public works In
Turkey, which has Just been issued,
Is only the response Of the so-Called "Sick
Man" to the general demand for speedisr
facilities for passenger and commercial traffic
throughout the civilized world. This vigorous
pushing Of schemes to cover the Ottoman
Empire with railways and fringe its seaCOast
with avaIlable hsrbOrs is In cOnSOnance with
the liberal policy Of the present Sultan, but it
seems grotesque to hear Of railways and
steamboats in the Land Of the Crescent for
all that ....
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

The Committee of Seventy have resolved to
prosecute all cases Of fraudulent registration
and voting, false counting or fraudulent prac-
tees of any kind on the part of inspectors,
canvassers, or poll clerks, at the late election.
They have determined also to conduct all con-
tests of candidates previously indOrsed by
them, and request that any one having In
formation of any sort respecting these matters
will communicate with Mr.. John J. Daven-
port, acting counsel for the Subcommittee on
Elections, at the headquarters, No. 80 West
JInion -A0uare
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

We have from England an awful instance Of the
demoralizing influence Of Mr.. Darwin's monkey
theory upon a susceptible and sensitive mind. A
young man, the other day, drowned himself in the
River Eden, at Carlisle Before the suicide took the
fatal jump he handed to an old man packet to be
delivered to the Chief Constable, In this was o
last letter. saying that, as Mr. Darwin had proved
men to be descended from monkeys, the writer did
not wish to live any longer. We suppose that this
sensitive youth might have reconciled himself to
continued existence II he had only been told that
his great-great- grandfather was hung for horse
stealing; but to be convinced that the ancestors
whom he had always held In pious reverence were
merely monkeys, or chimpanSees, or balloons, or
gorillas, was more than naughty Briton could en-
dure. The fact goes against the truth Of Darwin
ism for one with the blood Of an intelligent monkey
in his veins would not have acted so fOOlishly.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

For nearly half a-oentury,, the Protection
ists have warned the Free -Tradsrs Of Great
Britain that theif unnatural and unjust effort
10 make thsir country the workshop Of the
world, In violation Of the supreme right Of
every nation 70 do It's own work, would result
In curaing England with pauperlsm. expatria-
ton. the, ceaseless warning of labor upon cap-
ital, and every form OF nsnacfne disOontent
and resistance to2the social arrangement. |. The
prophecy is near Its complete fuiHllment.
Sixty Per cent. Of the population Of England
lives daily on the narrow line that divides
su6lOsndy, Of food hcm staEFsaca. The
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

A plausible ground for the retirement Of
the late Chancellor of the A.stro- Hungarian
Monarchy. Count Beust is suggested by the
special correspondent of THE TRIBUNE at
Vienna. Up to the resignation of HOhenwart
the opinion appears to have prevailed to q
considerable extent in Vienna that Count
Beust was partially identified with the policy
of that Minister. II this were the case it is
not improbable that the Chancellor became
involved In the fall of the Minister.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

In suit brought by the widow Of pas
senger killed by the explosion of the Staten
Island steamer Westheld, to recover damages,
the owners of the vessel yesterday set up the
extraordinary plea that the passenger had no
right on the boat because, under the laws of
the State, Sunday travelling is a misdemeanor!
That is to say, it was illegal for the murdered
man to travel on Sunday, and therefore legal
TO blow him up on that day.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

worlEmcn of the kingdom are rapidly marching
up 10 0 generAl strike for higher wages, In
the face Of On impending financial derange-
ment resulting from tho Franco -German war,
and tho consequent unsetHement of the mar
kets OF the world. The manufacturers cannot
yield to the demand and hold their commercial
ground. What thenf Tho srithmetical and
dynamic proportions Of sixty per cent. OF q
population to forty per cent are tremendously
auRRestive.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15
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AcApKArY or MUuc.-Itallaa OBofA; A0cls dl
Lana .raSoE" MA Casistha hiAsse. '-
BOOrR,s THEETER--"Dot" OWenA
FIFrH AVENUE THEATER.--" Divorce"
GIoRv THxATER--At and at 8; BerthAS
GRINp OPERA HOUsE-. Eileen oge." Tho
NogaamL =. .
IuTI EpwrTs T1mLrER.-0peFa Boufe: LA
0tasAs DsaAsS~" MA Ane'
NmIoS GARDEN.-@ Our American Cousin" Soth.
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OLrsGPIc THEArKS. AT ii and at O.; "Humpty
Dunapty.s q. L PoE ....f
srGpE THKhTKn. =. German Opera: POstIIAOn" /"
Waektcs
81. JAMES -Operetta TrOnpe.
UNoN-SoUARK THEATER,-Ate q end St 8; Variety
COhpHay. .EH 10
WAIIAcK's THKATER.-"R ROssdale.H L. WaIlack
EkHuE RnK-BSEnum'a Exhibition Day and
NlEhk
NKw-YoEK CrROUs, FOuEteontA-st, between Third
and FOsEtA2upA, u y and t 4. ftt.+. i.
sAN FRANo1ScO MmsFREIs-BIroh, Wamboid etc.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15
PROPOSED BRIDGE ACROSS THE MISSISSIPPI AT
eoUTH 81 LOUIS.

81. LOUIS, Nov. l4-Scyeral practical bridge
builders. now IN this city, have made proposition %
construct sDan bridge aeross the Assissprd River -
OArondelet or sogth st. Louis. six miles south Of tho
courtAoase, Asreey . eomRsete 1t within two years,
Tilres fsaIfoSd eonpa1iss Aave slready eSpseassa
Wttngneas 20 enter Into aTfanGemeDte with ee build
eEs aA neEotAons arc psndiaE - eeOura tAe oO-
operation IL etheFs tefminatinGe3 e3 Hss5 o. Loaia
there II eycsY indication tn$ work VII oo1neueo In
short tins e a. necessities for abdgs q Cat point
ere becoming imperative.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

We are not sorry that the U. 8. Grand Lodge Of
0dd-Fellows ct its session In Chicago refused to
allow thssubordinAte lodges to meet on Sunday Not
that We think that any specific harm would come
merely from this particular use of the dAV; but We
are oppOeed to anything which tends to increase the
already too great tendency to break down
the Observance Of the Sabbath. Irrespective
Of any religious question, which we do
not now and hero discuss, the difficulty
is that its secnlaisation win tend to diminish its
ureatee As season Of rest fromphysical labor and
this would.be oonsummatiOn to be deprecated xor
the reason that In tins over active and We sOme-
times think, fatally busy country, worry little op-
Dortunity win set consderableporton Of producers
20 work on Sundsy-thus complicatinS tho labor
QUESTION which, Heaven knows. is sOmpHcateA
enough already.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

The sale Of the pictures co1dbuted By the artists
of New-York foe the relief Of ther distressed col-
leagues of Chicago begins to-nisbt ~ the auction
rooms Of LeavItt Co, IN AStorplace. This gallery
of the offerings Of fratersl lgmpathy consists Of 15O
Il they bring what they arc worth the fesRh Win
form sbstantial aad weacoms sum Of relief Bat
weihops the generous emnlktion Of buyep, vyins
With the artists In hberaisy, viii cause exemplary
prices to be paid picture bought at this sale will
have The addsd value Of recalling an act Of charity
shADed N bT artist and purchaser.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

PORTLAND, He. Eov. M--A disvatch from
cArk eeozEs Psndlesea aess that s vasssL the brig
T. cgweII ef BATH ftpn PhladslpAA tor Portiand was
st sbout seven niles o. Sandy Hook On Friday night,
and that tho capans vita and three Of the crew wero
drowned.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15

THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE will be ready this
morning ut o'clock In wrappers for mailing Price
cents.
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which has served .its authors beyond oil er-
pectation or reason. How much longer viii it
answerf
New-York tribune., 1871-11-15
BUSINESS Notices.

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Has PAID S1,6O2,882 IN BENEFITS TO POLICY
HoLDaRA--TRlVHLKRS LiTB AcoIDHST lEsghAAon 90
Wedding and Ball Cards, Monograms. Orders
Of Dancing N.9 DtaEB n RVHHDELa M BNtg k4Ad elo
WOOD CARPETING, PARoUHT FLooRs, 48O
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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26
do Not Give Up."

A gentleman travelling in the North
ern part of Ireland heard the voicee-
Of children and paused to listen.
Finding the sounds proceeding from
a small building used as school
house, he drew near; and, as the door
was open, he entered, and listened to
the words the boys were spelling.
One little fellow stood apart, sad
and dispirited.
Why does that boy stand there''
asked the gentleman.
Oh, he's good for nothing replied
the teacher. There's nothing in him.
l can make nothing Of him. He is the
most stupid boy in the school,
The gentleman was surprised at this
answer. He saw that the teacher was
50 rough and stern that the younger
and more timid boys were nearly
crushed. He said few kind words to
him; then placing his hands upon the
noble brow of the little fellow who
stood apart, he said: One Of these
days you may be fine scholar. Do
not give up, but try, my boy, try.
The soul of the boy was roused.-
His dormant intellect awoke. A new
purpose was formed. From that hour
he became studious and ambitious
He did become fine scholar, and the
author Of well-known commentary
on the Bible-a great and good man,
beloved and 6onored. 1t was DR..
Adam Clark.
The secret of his success is worth
knowing: Don't give up, but try, nv
boy, try!
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26

The RICHEST BoY IN AMERICA The
papers are telling about boy In New
England, now fourteen years Of age,
who is supposed to be the richest boy
in the United States because be has a
great deal Of money. To our mind
the richest boy in America is the one
who is gooi-hearted. honest, intelli-
gent. ambitious, willing TO do right
He is the one who loves his mother.
and always has kind word for her !;
who loves his sister or sisters, and
tries TO help them with true affection.
He is the boy who does not call his IA
ther the 'old man. but who loves him.
speaks kindly To and of him and tries
70 help him as the signs Of Old age
gather fast upon his brow.
The richest boy is the one who has
pluck TO fight his destiny and future
He is the one who has the manhood to
do right and be honest. and is striving
TO be somebody who is above doing a
mean action. who would not tell lie
to screen himself, or betray friend
He whose young mind is full of noble
thoughts for the future, who is deter.
termined to win a good name by good
deeds-this is the richest boy in Amer
lea. Which one of our readers is it !?
This boy we like, we would be glad
to see, would like to take him by the
hand and tell him to 60 on earnestly,
that success might crown his Efforts
Ana if he is poor boy We could meet
him at the threshold, bid him enter.
and give him good advice, well and
kindly meant. That other rich boy in
New England We don't care anything
about, for there are fools and snobs
enough to worship, hatter and spoil
him.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26
The Way to Detroit.

There is nothing so funny as the
newly arrived Emeraldcr who is sure
he's not going to be done. and deter
mined to show Yankees that he's as
sharp as any wan NV cm.'-Onc of
this class stepped into one OF the rail-
road ticket offices the other day, and
the following dialogue ensued:
Pat. Shurc is this the road to Da-
throit:'
Clerk. ics-send you right through
on the railroad
Pat. Shure it's the rale road name.
and none o thin chatin' turnpkes.'
Clerk. You want to 20 BY the
Grand Trunk?
Pat. Devil "A bit I've no clothes
for trunk, let alone money for the
buyin' Nv wun.
Clerk. Well. You want to go to De-
trolt and NJ.
Pat. Shure do.
Clerk. Which line will YOU take:
Pat. Och any line. shure-a fish
line for u throut or two, perhaps.
Ccrk. No, no how would YOU like
to go-which way
l'at. How wul | like to 90: ~hur G
like gintleman, an the same way me
cousin Mick Dolan wnt.
Clerk. And what way was that:
Fat. >hure hc said it vas mighty
quick way.
Clerk. Then you want a ticket on
the express line give me ten dollars.
Pat. Tin dollars what wud | give
wees tin dollars fur,
Clerk. oryour ticket by the ex-
Pat. Nhurc i,'s 10 express | warnt
n arl I, it, the way 70 Da.throit.
Clerk. know that =; but there are
three WAYS a. You call 'cm-Expres.
Trunk Line, and Central; what line
will Won take
rlt (puzzIeD. Ah-eh
Clerk Cleaning over the countcr)
Come, my good fellow, what will you
take
Pat tgiancIng at a big ink bottle that
stood on the countrr). ohure. Tlf take
dhrop Of whiskcy, if ~ the same to
yure honor
(Ihis reply elected an explosion Of
! laughter from half a-,iolcn ut.cr ticket
1 agents who were III the same oiiicc,
one ~ whom, thinking 70 better mat
ter>, took Pat in hand)
Agent. You want to % 10 Detroit
Hat. ou may say that
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26

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do yon do. Pro" s1iI anotbnr. ,nI
tLpv wont ah,ut sh,lin,, I,l. ,.;,..
the sergeant AMI his typlvn ,u.n
They moved Oh nt L.t. nnI rha VIAL
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hailed his men. anIth .ddr..ni ,h,.,,
Nv brave fellows. cried hp .vn rnI,.,
use all possible c,ution. or hnt,rc ,,.,..
ming. We shall allot IL ~ lr,l u.n
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these Indians have tried L, nut ,u,. I'LL.
picion to sleep-Yon viii .,n ,nnrr IN
them by and bv.' They con.luJ.I H.
nnIlv. 10 adont tbe fnllnwin,r .rh,u. VII,
defence They encamneI r. III. ni.,l,,
near a stream If water which nr,,n,.-.I
thc,n from heh;,d I,r.,n Till n,,,
f,llel and , hr;Il;an, fir. l,in,lr.I E,rh
man rnt n lary, IN, II ynnd nb,n. thr
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his hlanLet ul,cnJ Ill h,f IN H.. TIN II
Il. and laid II heforr ne tirn INIT NH. iii.
emv miyht tale i, for = man Tn;rtc..,
los 6,ted nnt ~ th;s manner r.nrc.
sentiny the seryea,, AMI h;stwe,ye rn.,,
They then nIaced tbew selves bchinI H..
fallen tree By this time il IA. I.rk
but the fire was Kent bnruino Iill mil,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26

SUNSHINE AND SLEEP.-Sleepless peo-
ple-and they are many in America
should count the sun The verv worst
Soporitic is laudnum, and the verv best
sunshine. Therefore, it is very plain
that poor sleepers should pass as many
hours "a possiblein sunshine, and as few
"a possible in the shade. MANY women
are martyrs. and yet they do not know
it. They shut the sunshine out of their
houses and their hearts, they wear walls,
they carry parasols, they do all possible
to keep off the subtlest and vet most
potent influence which is intended 10
give them strength and beauty and
cheerfulness. Is it not time to change
all this, and so get color and roses in
our pale ceeks, strength in our weak
backs, and courage in our timid souls?
Tie women of America are pale and
delicate; they may he blooming aud
strong. and the sunlight will be a potent
aid ia this Transformation.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26

A PRESSING WANr.-Wanted, "A man
to elope with my wife. He must be u
man of courage, strong as an OK. He
musi be one with healthy constitution
and able to de with little sleep. A sail
or would suit best-One that's been ac-
customed to big blows. Ny wife has
many good points for man who could
appreciate them. cannot. She can
talk faster than lightning can travel, and
louder than railroad whistle can
scream. She doesn't care much for the
amenities. but is very powerful on the
acerbities, OF lie. She would be good
assistant in a vinegar factory, she's so
sour, and would be noble companion
for a man living in . country where
there are plenty Of bears, she's SO pow
erful i'm hugging. To any man who feels
like enticing my wife TO elOpc with him
[ will pay $50 ard the expense Of elope-
ment. Should my blessing be consid-
cred of any consequence, I'll throw it
in. For further particulars apply to
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wuss nor cleanin house. He don'tp
tend TO know his children, thare is so
many of them, tho they all know him.
He ser about every child he meats calls
him Par. 4 he takes it for granted it is
SO. His wives air very expensive.
Ihay alters want suthing and ef he
don't buy 1t for um tnay set the house
IN uproar.-lle sez he don't hev
minits peace. His wives tite amnny
themselves SO much that he has bilt
htln room for thare spcshu benefit and
when too of EN- git into "A row he has
EN- turned loose into that place. WHARF
the dIspoot Is settled accordn To the
rules of the London prize ring. Some
times thay abooz hisself individually.
They hey pulled the most of his hair
out at the roots and he wares many
horrible scar upon his body inflicted
with mop-haniles. broom-sticks and
sch. Occasionally they get mad and
scald him with bilin hot water When
b" got eny waZc cranky thay'd shut
hun up IN DARK closit, previslv whip
pm hln ar.er the stile OF nuthers when
thaTc orfsprings git onruly. Some
times when he went in swimming thay'd
20 10 the banks Of the Lake x steal
all his clothes. thereby compelling him
10 sncck home by sircootius rowt,
dressed IN the Skanderlus stile of the
Greek >laiv. find that the kcers OF
a marrid life way hcvy onto me. se,i
the Profit. X sumiimcs | wish lie re-
NAMED singcl. | lcl the Profit and
started for the tavern WHARF put up
70. On my way | was oyertuk be- a
large krowd of Mormins which they
surrounded me and s,atil that they
were going into the Show free.
Wall. scz !, 'ef find indiyidooul
who is going round lcttin folks into his
show free. lie let YOU know
We've had Rcvelashon bidiin Us
20 into A. Wards Show without pay
ing nothing they showied
Yes, hollcred lot of female Nor
muneses, ceasing me by the cote tails
and swinging me round very rapid,
were all goln in free So scz the
kcSclashun =
nat Oh k"Fclashun got to DO
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ley. Tell Mister Rcvelashun.' sez |. /.
drawin myself up 10 my fun hi,c and
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with aproud and defiant mean. tell
Mister Rcyclashun 10 mind his own biz.
ness, subjeck only 10 the konstitushun
oil the nitid Stats
oh no" let Us IN, that ; sweet
man. sed several females, putin thare
arms ro"nd me III lu'ln style. 'Bccum
! 81 u. Bccum Prcest, and have
wives sealed 10 YOU
Not Seal sez |, staFt'n back IN
horror al the idee.
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