Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-09-21
Humor0as headings.
The best substiru.a fer silver-Gold.


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a moose paper -Triage certificate.
A good toric for 5ah,litatsd vounu Ia.
dies-iron. A bette tonic ironing.
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To poultry keepsrs-Is there any differ
enc Oe'Seeh n0'- s-'-'-7 'nN 00'A
foO0ins
What is it that goes up the hill and
down tho hill, and yet never moves?-
The road.
"Ps, what can 90. unless you get me
a riding habit, up h.ra in the country Z"
Get into the h ab.r of walking, my
dear
A voptbfoI n,1;t;-.l asnira,t after q
oanr'ss bsropgI,o ,-a,sbi., ,,sr+;onIsr friend
with. "Well, my dear sir, did you hear
my last speech r "L hope So"
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an ~ ili'noI9 - - .,. ssss
ne seSPs on - - = - az ."s nn 80 =. =.
ns-s anu nooS +Ia 80. - art;"nIa,S -
There Is thl' ooes between a humorous
iektnr ana sclen''hc one y9 nav got 10
understand the humorous texture 70 en-.
icy It, but yu Kan ENJOY the scienunc one
without understanding H.
A bueoilc lnol4n W'yfarsr on Chics-
20 traIn' being ab5ioh' 10 see what he
could zee, thrust his mead out OF the
window and INTO ano'her train, ana now
shows signs OF Fefmature badness.
Reverend gentlemen "You don't come
70 church as often as you used to- Mrs.;
Chops. No sit 80 SIR, i knows L
dont out onehteF' m sure cause you
GAS oe1i 0 "'e'' u rs
a little AthOl girl of five summers was
severely stung by a hornet, and running
into the house, she told her mother that
7he hsd Deeh Dl'leh py some.hing 'nsl
iooEe9 15 ilhs Le,. 'i''" '''iiase VIII" Tue ''p
'ufheu oacA'
An cid bachelor recently gave the fol-
lowing toss.: " Womsn-the morning
S''5 " " inianoy, IHS u'y S,ht u G. ma.nO, .I
ana me evening s..I u oge. "Iu . piee.
Our StaI-' snu my .aa. 'ms' 0i"ass O' hep'
81 'e'esOOp'o 4'S
MIR. Collins bought ieroclous watch
oos Hr M. GGitlhs ;fi oanie ~ tJ M . .a.v
a,s-, - -o,Sa5 H. 5o.,,s sLin = faT
- - - W. ca1I;,s Ls,.s g. - III.
sa'o go ose@p. sS,i. g. -
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An exchange remarks that even the de-
seu ni;a - ,"Iea tba Ins IN sOoa 81
ill., ~ of The c-oates. 1nTn,;es of lac
- aba,,ao - 60 Pnt a. he 90. rn,
cbsnge the air often enonob-
An Atlanta paper hss The following
statistics "out OF the sixty nine young
iauLeS ".io na,e 20 80 a"y a. e.,
uuiins 'ne so. .Ta Ia, - 81, -. "a '.so ~
ane IN - ''4erLo,st ST
ii'o'' @nd ole ~ ~ " a. 80,
i's
1t is said of a fashionable lady who
went to a party not lODR Finoe that she
arrived there the frat Of tbe evening, but
the last of her dress did not arrive until
after twelve o'clock.
A little four.year-aId, while combing
her fathers hair. one Sunday, was asked
If she saw any white hairs? YES" was
the reply, "it looks iast e. If it had been
showing in your upper story"
c.Los- $500 ..t,.s r., c.. :,
- "a ia q oar+a;-, - 50 Ta~;s n
Canabaip1 . w = abag+ bi,nsaIs %
;,fa5 NJ Cor-,;, g. M haI;exe
NOT" "WelI. then. I never heard IT,"
said Mr.. Corwip. orsyeIv.
Noi'aire hAsIng P.is I, u n'sh coinp,i
InentT = 70 the ceieor@:1Ii Llal't, wa Ioau
tnat hailer was NJ ia '-i5 i1o,1 .! sPys
Ing 30 'arofaoiy u u,''-' t..,--,f --u fa'e
ta're, WIN an BE q tA'.osoPh'e maui
gence' l care fa5 -1 s1 oi rs very
inuch 'histaheh'
"How do you feel v.isa aga ssbockiDg
looking coat on 2" said young clerk of