The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-11-17

Party.
MEApowvILLE. w. Va.
November IL. 1871
Editors of the Register.
Feeling like interviewing somebody
and the opinions Of white men being
about exhausted, / think it due to the
Fifteenth Amendments" in this State,
that the opinions Of their chief men
should be laid before the public; and
to that end I repaired to the banking
house" of Reubin, that IS where Reubin
was banking" up the fertilizing "sav,
ings' of the Virginia Hotel stables. l
found his ilustrious sableuess quietly doz-
ing on the wooden end OF an upright four
pronged fork. He awoke after being
gently raised off the ground with a No.
I on my right foot. He showed the
chalk in his eye, but was quiet.
l Immediately introduced myself as
the special correspondent Of the Tub
Valley Monitor. and opened the inter
view by the following question
well, Reubin, | see it stated In the
EatoOods Banner Of Light that you
are dissatisfied with the way things are
being managed in your (the Radically
party, throughout the country, and es-
pan;aIIv in this State
Reubin-Ah, Massa Joab. Well
may de people Oh dis country cum to dat
clusion from de nowk onesty an tegrity Of
Oh Reubin, de venimus yelochity ob de
vlocipeed am a ded halt kumpared to
de arresistabull propellathing 90 de
wheels OBJ de yunst Gorgeous publican
party, but now de worstest doomd and
mostest dam'd party dat hab bein on
dis ere part ob de arthly abitation OBJ
de guide beins football; | war de fust
man dat rased de battle cry ob fredum
fur de Moderation oh de CRATE intellec-
ual but down trodden race OBJ niggahs,
oh wich l war one. Yez sar, Massa,
i. swels my bussum to dis day, to de
pint Of inflashun, to fleet on de fax dat
wen de CRATE publican party war in
crate stres, an runnin short Oh de stut
dat sojer's got to hab, an wen de
people war hollern ouch all ODER dis
Ian from de Blannahasit Hand to de
Cow Pastur ribber, de mail gender OBJ
de Affricun poplumlation iist hove into
de resku, an cum out ob de fife wild ue
trinkets OBJ flushed galory blazomed on
de brow, an in de lapgage oh de poick,
"Dey carried off de palm Dat poick
nebber spoke truyer poyem. Dey did
tote heap, Massa, but dar patreism an
lub OBJ country war oberpowern, an de
teechin ob de yunst crate publican party
war in armony wild de instinks ob de
brabe colord sojer, an wen de CRATE
party in de libarality Oh its sole
consented to crafty de instinks
oh de niggers jective pint, an all
shared equality in de totem off Oh
de goods an chattells Oh de enemys in
de crate rebellum, den | say, all war
friendship an brudderly Tub, an equality
of de lust water. But a caterack hab
cum ober de spirits oh de culled folks
dream; dey find dey placed der efieck-
shuns, and dat Oh der wimmin. as de
poick says, Ion a sour apple tree" Dat
poick knowed what we war comm to.
Now, wen we proach dem for a newal
Oh de old friendship and brudderly di'
vision, dey meet us wild exclamashuns
and kusses dat wood make de har on
anyboddy's but niggers head riz, and
glib us de cussidest looks YOU ebber see.
You'd 'clude dey could digest common
niger quicker dan I could throttle a
turkey, but dey can't No, Stree.
Here Reubin paused for breath and
before resuming was called to attend to
the stage from Webster, promising to
"Iucidate fuller in de futur. Yours,
niggardly, JoAB Squash.