The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-11-18

years ago lover init der g:indstone
factory" 1t aKsnsin oton Snyder
Was . ponderous rsuton ut . very
irrascible temper-"sudden and
quick in quarrel getting mad in .
minute" Nevertheless his saloon
was 4 great reeort for the boys,
partly because OF the excellence
OF his beer, and partly because
they liked 90 10 chase'sold Snyder
- they called him; for, although
his bark was terrible. experiences
taught them that he wouldn't
bite f;smp 4sg 81 81
One day Snyder VAS missing.
and il was explained By HE ..frou."
who 'jerked the beer" that day,
that be had gone "Ashing NIT der
poys. !" The next dsy one who
was particularly fond Of roasting
old Snyder, dropped in to get =
glass Of beer, and discovered Sny-
der's nose, which was .. big one
at any time, but which was swol-
len and blistsred by the sun, until
it looked like . dead ripe tomato
why. Snyder. whats the matter
with your nose9 said the caller.
Il peen out fishing NIT der poys.'
replied Snyder. laying his, 6nSer
tsnierly against HE probossis.
DE Gun vos % hot like de tuyvel,
and l pnrns my nose. Nice nose,
don't itp And Snyder viewed 1t
with . look Of comical sadness,
In the little mirror back Of tho
bar.
It occurred at once to the mis-
chiovons fellow In front Of the bar
10 play . trick upon snyder, he
went out and called . half dozen Of
bic comrsdes, with whom he ar
l3nged that they should drop in at
the saloon, one after smother, and
ask Snyder What's the matter
with that noso2' to sec how long he
could stand t., The one who put mp
1.-THE Job went IL with . companion,
and seatiAg themselves Ct the tsble
they wcalled n for beer. Snyder
brought it to them, sud the new
conner exclaimed, A. soon - he
saw hin: go
why snydes., what's the matter
with yosr nosel' 9np 13y 9 g
4 ypst dells your frisnds, I peen
oat fishin init, ,der. poys, mt Dc sun
she purns 'em -zwei lager -den
cents, all right @
Another Of the boys came rush.
ang in exclaim ing. TNA9 I
Hello boys you're ahead Of me
this time, 'spose I'm in though.
Here, Snyder, bring . glass of
lager and pretx-( there he ap-
peasssl to catch q sudden glimpse
OF Snyder's nose, aud looking q
moment, burst out lsughing.
.Hs! ha! Why Snyder. what
ha! ha!-whats the matter with
that nosep'
Snyder. of coarss couldn't see
any fun 10 being laughed at. and
be answered in . tone sternly em.
phatic- s
tive peen ont flsl.in NIT der, poys
on der Schoolkiil. Do sun vos hot
ash bail, unit I apurut my puglc
Now dat ish all vot I been got to
say bout desc tings. vot for a
Freshness ish diss Dat fish all rite;
| purn my nose, ainit it2' e'iqs
Barn your nose-burn all the
hair Oh your head, for what I care,
you needn't get mad about It.
i It wss evident that Snyder
wouldn't stand more than one more
tweak at that nose, for he VA
tramping around behind the bar
like An exssperated old bear in bis
lcage.o Another 81 his tormeutors
4 walked In. Some oae sings out tt
him, shasesa glass iof beer, Billya
'Don't care about any beer ssid
Billy 'but you may give me one o.
your best cigars-. .aa! ha! hs! no
no! no! he! ne! he:--why, Snyder
!. what's the matter with that nose?
i Snyder was absolutely fearful L
. behold by this, time. His face va
purple with rage, al except hi
nose, which glowsd like ball 0
fre. Leaning his ponderous fig
ure far over the bar, and faisin,
his arms slott 10 semphasize ih
|, | words, he fairly roared:, oaes.a :.
II I've been out fishing NIT de
] poys. De sun vos hot like bail An
tamnation., purnt my nose. Nov
/, oof you don't like those noss, so
: yust take dat noss- unit wiring yor
. tam American 6ngers init; ''er
OATS, The kind OF man vot I am!