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The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1871-08-26

The Chicago Republican thus contrasts
the Indian of Cooper's novels and the
Indian of to-day: ''The Indian of by
gone day used to stand on bluff, with
folded arms, and gaze sadly upon the
iron hoss as it snorted through his hunt
ing-grounds. Now he swears ut the bag
gageman because he doesn't check his
carpet-bag in hurry, shakes hands with
the conductor, borrows chaw from the
brakeman, and, reclining upon two seats
masticates peanuts and reads the Police
Gazette. as the express bears him to tho
portal of the West wind, of the North.
west wind, Keeway
Two Communists were discussing the
new taxes: "Well, the Assembly cannot
abolish petroleum, because tbs an essen
tial oil. = Another pair of pals: $50,
Francois, you have found employment. u
"Yes. ''Alas! one moro lost to our
cause"
Sir Walter Scott's wife expressed her
self with regard to her husbands indis-
criminate hospitality. by remarking that
she saw no difference between Abbots-
ford and large hotel, except that ut the
former nobody paid
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VINO Can DRINK DIoDERATELY?-A

VINO CAN DRINK DIoDERATELY?-
moderate drinker always tells me: 81
can give it up when please" SO you
can. But when you sny 30, you don't
''please." It depends more on the tenn
permanent than strength of mind whether,
if man drinks, lie becomes drunknrd.
You take cold, phlegmatic man, and
he is not likely to become drunknrd.
BE may be good man, good father, d
good husband, good Christian, for
aught know, but he is not warm hca IT.
ed. impulsive, quick aud generous. His
hand falls on yours cold and clnmmy.
Give him drink, and lie feels "very COM
fur-rurable." Give him little more,
and he feels 'very comfur-rurnble. y
Give him another, and he will go to bed
very comfur-rurrurable;;" and he will
get up next morning feeling ''very COM
fnr-rur-rurable." You can't get him be-
yond the point of feeling Every comfur-
rur-rurable. It may affect his vital or
gansin the end, but there is no evidence
OF his intemperanoe. Take the other
extreme, for I am dealing in extreme
cases. Take young man, nervous, full
OF fire, full of poetry, and full of music
"a young man who can sing u song or
tell story, noble-hearted, and always
ripe for some mischief. Give that man
q drink, and what is its effect? He feels
it in every fibre of his system. It weak
ems the power of his will-slightly. It
warps his judgment-slightly. It stimu-
lates his mental powers to undue activi-
ty-slightly. That man is changed
man slightly. AS he keeps on drink
ing. and mingles in the outer circles of
the world, every circle becomes narrow
er, narrower, narrower. He says will
give it up when it is injuring me. It is
false! falsel When you find that it is
injuring you, then is the time you can
not give it up; you are like the soldier
who called out to his comrades within
the ramparts: ''I've got prisoner. :"
Bring him in" said they. HE won't
come" said he. ''Then come in with
out him" said they. "He won't let me, ;"
said he. You think you know and can
guard against the danger. You are like
the pilot who said he knew every rock
in the channel. He stecred clear of
them for while, but finally the ship
struck. ''That's one of 'em, captain, j.
said he.-John Cough.
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Change Of Schedule.

GENENAL OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES |OFTICE
WILMINGTON, COLUMBIA d AUGUSTA X. Il. Co.
WILMINGTON, N. o., AUGUST 6, 1871.
Es ES 6sR 635GRa3aassts1se4- AFTER this date the
aRsS33 ~ y9daa.---a7Y following schedule viii
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Change of Schedule.

EIa EA W3 ENNs8HW Change Of Schedule
E9& 49R SCI 9t2 ss1E&.fS4Y ssssi to 60 into effect on
and after sunday, 1lth instant:
NAIL AND PASSENGER TRAIN.
Leave Columbia at..................7.4O m
Arrive at Charleston at. ........ 8 20 p N
Leave Charleston at. .0.2U q m
arrive at Columbia at. ..............- 3.40p m
NIGHT EXPRESS, FnEIoHT AND ACcomMopAT1oN
TRAIN, [Sundaya e1cepted.l NM
Leave Columbia at..... 1850 p m
arrive at charleston at GAS q m
Leave Charleston at. 7.1Op IN
Arrive at Columbia at. 90 a m
Camden Accommodation Train will CON
tinue to run to Columbia as tormerly-Mon-
days. Wednesdays and Saturdays
A. L. TYLER, Yice-prcsident
3. b. PICk1Es, General Ticket Agent.
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Charlotte. Columbia and Augusta r. r

Charlotte. Columbia and Augusta r. r
SUPEKINTENDENT'S OFFICE,
CoLUMDlA, S. O., August 4, 1871.
h Ga ne2i' = 9th and INT. sttef tha svSnAa }sioN
ing schedule will bc run over this road:
GOING NORTH.
Train No. /. Train No. 2.
Leave Augusta. 3 rs A. NJ. 600 l.. NJ.
Leave Coumbin. 500 Il. NJ. 11.G0 u. III.
Arrive Charlotte. .2.l5 Z. IL. $40 A. NJ.
.. GOING SOUTH.
Leave Charlotte. !. TAO A. NJ. S15P.M.
Leave Columbia. 81 p. NJ. $50 A. Nj.
Arrive Augusta. ~. .6.5O p. NJ. 80 A. M.
No. Train daily. No. 2 Train daily, Sun
days excepted. Both trains make close con-
No. Train makes close connection a. Rich
mond Tor Virginia Springs. #
Through tickets sold and baggage checked
to all principal points. Standard timc-Wash-
ington City time, 1G minutes faater than this
city. Z. p. ALEXANDER, General Sup.
+. Il. DoRsEY, Gen. Freight and Ticket Agent
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Teas. Teas! Teas!!!
WTE have just received an invoice OF choice
w TEAS, consisting Of
UNCOLORED JAPAN,
Nyson, Gunpowder,
Young Hyson. Imperial.
Oolong and Englieh Breaafast Teas.
For sale at our usual low prices.
Juno % JOHN AGNEW & SON
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Summer Schedule s. & q. R.R

Change Of Schedule.
OFFICE NORTH CAROLINA r. r. CO.
COMPANY Smors. N. G., June 3. 1871.
ltssA EiEa 7t1Jt5r.tsY1tftl- ON and after SUNDAY,
be rim over Til. Road III accordance with tho
following TIME TABLE.
Trains Going East. Trains West.
Express. Mail
~ ARRIVE. LEAVE. ARRIVE. LEAVE.
Chariottc 5.S5 III $40 m
SaiisDnry =. 03am 3 20 a III SIG m $50 y III
Gr'nHb'o11 l .08 a nj II l3 m 825 III 8.35pm
Co Sh"p12 80 nj l .05 III 9.5G p nj 10. l6 !, m
iililsbro 228 I'M 2.S3pm 11.S5 p NJ IL 81 p m
Raleigh 5C5 pm 2t5 nj 2.40 M
Goldsboro 7.2O M
=, Trains Going East. Trains West
Charlotte7.l5a & OU NJ
Salisbury 1872 nj 4a7 m 5.15 pm 5.26pm
Cir'nsb'o 1.25a III IS a NJ 2.10 pm 22O M
20 Shop II ~ pm II 02 NJ IL. so p nj IL 90 m
iil!iabro10.07 pm 10 10 m II OF a nj lilo m
Raleigh 6.58 p M TAO m . 845 IN
G0ldsb'o 3.00pm
June W. Fl. GREEN, bTaa. Traps.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27
they are not all invincible.

they are not all invincible.
Cleanliness, temperance, lawful eat
ing and breathing will keep them at
bay.
Care for the body is an important part
of Christian duty. 1t Is sin to defile,
neglect or injure the temple Of the soul
the machine which the soul must use
to subdue ,he world and serve our fsl-
low men.
Great attention is paid to breeding
and developing horses and cattle, while
physical human life receives but little
care.
Physicians doctor the sick; they ought
still more to instruct the people how to
be well. Their title signifies one who
teaches-the very last thing they do.
They ought to stand in the pulpit side
by side Of the Christian teacher and
preach care Of the body. 1t would be
wiser and cheaper to pay them Tor pre-.
venting sickness than for curing 1t.
The people need instruction in the laws
Of health as much a. they do in the
gospel Of peace. If they knew more Of
the former, they would profit more from
the excellence OFT latter; for health
Of body is wonderful help to strength,
purity and peace Of mind.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27
The Colonel's Auction.

There was, among the men sent to me
in the fall of '6s, q poor fellow from Au-
burn. 1 titled him, for he was very
destitute, and had left a large family
He fell sick, went to the hospital, and
died, I think quite as much Of home
sickne ess, as real disease.
During the holidays I received a
Christmas box for him, and must tell
you how got rid oft.
Just after parade I mounted a stump
and shouted to the boys that 1 had
something to tell them. They came
running together, and when there was
Il crowd, Gays I; 'I'll drop for half an
hour the dignity Of colonel and turn
auctioneer." 1 then told them about
the box and the letter which accom-
panied it. 1t was touching one, pray.
ing God to keep her husband safe, and
telling of their struggles and the love
which had sent him a little remem-
brance from home.
Boys, We know not how soon our fami-
lies may be just there. This appears to
be good, true woman. We must do
something TO comfort her little under
the heavy news I must write. This
box contains small fruit cake, skein
ofthread, a few needles. A comrade OF
his company offers me fivs dollars for
the box, to help the family; l think I
can do better"
1 then cut the cake into forty slices.
about mouthful a spiece, aud putting
one in my pocket said;
"Thcse are fifty cents apiece, but l
will 60 double. Now who bids.o:"
The adjutant kept count aud took the
money, and in five minuets all the
cake was gone. The suspenders were
then brought out, aud run up by fifty
cent? at time to five dollars. at which,
price they werc knocked down and
paid for.
"Put them up again, colonel" said
the man; and this time they were struck
off ut seven dollars and 50 twice more
till they brought in all nineteen dollars.
The skein of thread was divided and
realized three dollars. Seeing the men
were doing everything, while the
officers looked thoughtlessly on and
enjoyed it, took one Of the needles and
said:
"These are dollar apiece" l then
hande6 1t to Capt. A., saying.
"Young man I'll make you present
of that"
mo, you don't, Colonel" said he; II
haven't got the money by me, but will
get it when 60 to my tent"
The officers took the hint, and the
needles were cleaned out at tho same
figure.
SO the poor fellows box, not wortl,
more than dollar, brought SIS, so, to
which added trifle Of my own, and
sent her cheek for ono hundred dol
lars, hoping it might meet her wants in
her time Of trouble.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27
Will There be q War?

1t would seem that this is beginning
to be serious question, since the Menu
phis appeal asks and answers it in such
serious words and conclusions as these:
1--WE do not believe there will be
another war for the Union, because we
believe the Democratic party will
triumph in 1872, and upon a platform
that will insure speedy retIrn to con-
stitutional prerogative, power and law.
We believe the obnoxious Amendments,
aud all the laws in pursuance of them,
will be wiped out. and that without dis
turbance of any kind, the balance OF
political power will be taken from New
England aud restored to great majority
of the great States with which must
rest forever the duty of maintaining a
true Union, based upon consent, free
and unreserved."
The appeal, then, and also the Dem
ocrats Of the South we might say, since
the appeal speaks for them, think we
shall not have another war, because
they believe that Democracy will tri-
umph in 1872, and because they believe
1.-The obnoxious amendments will all be
wiped out" On the other hand, it is
clearly to be inferred that they think
there wW be war if Democacy does
not triumph in 1872 and the amend
ments are not wiped out. Are North
ern Democrats willing to stand as en-
dorsers Of this sentiment? Are they
even willing to remain silent as they
did in 1860 when the South was mutt
tering the same threat? And are we as
we were then, to be plunged into
another war, ii their threats are not
needed? These are questions for our
Democratic people of Iowa to answer,
and for all men of all parties to ponder
over.-State Register.
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Corn starch makes the best paste for
scrap books.
Think Of Florida cabbagcs weighing
nineteen pounds.
A recipe for revolving post:hole Is
peddled out West.
In Tennessee q hotel keeper is called
q hash mill boss"
The London Times says Stuart Min il
always gay and abortive.
A Cincinnati paper has an article OF
the Cass family, by Jack Cass.
The Chinamen at North Adams are
treating the girls to Ice creams.
A Western town 10 sadly disconcerted
at finding itself without even grave
yard.
Two hundred aud twcnty.four life in-
surancs frauds have burst in England
in twenty six years.
The new style Of ladies' hats are very
beautiful. They resemble . pen. wiper
with fringe, and are thought quite be-
coming.
Chicago 10 overbuilt, and rents arc
going down. A dwelling held at 81 900
year ago Is untsksn at $3.50.
Even the organ. grinder has his good
points-he supplies to the pent-up poor
one Of the greatest luxurles Of life-a
change Of air.
A Polish nobleman who speaks seven
languages Is working at Chicago for So
week. One Of his languages is undoubt-
edly the profane.
The buck in Congress Park, Saratoga,
Is quite prepared for summer visitors.
He put his head through . correspon-
dents stomach the other day.
That 10 not dull dodge of the West.
ern dealer In ladies' boots aud shoes,
which consisted in numbering all OF
them two. and a half and three. aud dis
posing OF them under the guise Of 90
amiable fiction.
The Chicago Times has q new denni-
ton. It Is tax-eaters-"which term IL
meant to include not only every city
office holder, but every person connect
ed in any way with the admin nistration
and disbursement of city revenues"
Two farmers in Kansas recently had
lawsuit about seven pounds Of butter.
When the jury retired they took with
them the butter, procured some era ck-
ers, ate them together, and returned a
verdict of mo cause for action"
The guests at a frst-class hotel were
recently startled at seeing mice pie"
among the item Of dessert on the bill Of
fare. In charity to the landlord We are
induced to believe that "mincc pie" was
the article intended.
A family at the South End, Boston,
have colored cook who il very &C.
complised performer upon the violin.
When her joint 10 in the oven and the
potatoes boiling, she sits before the fire
and plays "Come DER the moon lit sea-"
John Randolph once on q race course
was solicited to bet by stranger, who
said: "Smith here will hold the stakes.'
"Just So" replied 'the descendant Of
Pocahontas; but who. will hold
Smith ."
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Cut This Out and Keep It

Franklin Dyre, highly respectable
and intelligent farmer of Galena, Kent
county, Maryland, gives the following
as sure cure for the bite of mad dog.
AS will bc seen, he has tested it with
the most gratifying results
"EIecampane is plant we'll known
to most persons, and is to be found in
many OF our gardens. Immediately
after being bitten, take one and a half
ounces of the plant-the green root is
perhaps preferable but the dry will
answer, and ma;' be found in our drug
store, (Ths City and was used by me
slice or bruise, put into a pint Of fresh
milk, boil down to half a pint, strai.,
and when cold drink it, fasting at least
six hours afterward. The next morn.
ing repeat the dose, fasting, using two
ounces Of the root. On the third morn.
ing take another dose, prepared as the
last, and it Hill be sufficient. 1t is rec.
ommendsd that after each dose nothing
he eaten for at least six hours. have
son who WAS bitten by a mad dog
eighteen years ago, and four other chill
dren in the neighborhood were also
bitten; they tool: tho above dose, and
are alive aud well to this day. And
have known q number of others who
were bitten and applied the same rem.
edy. 1t is supposed that the root COLI
tains a principle which, being taken up
by the blood in its circulation, counter.
acts OF neutralizes the deadly effects ol
tie virus of hydrophobia. feel 50
much confidence in this simple remedy
that am willing you shonld use my
name in connection with this state.
ment
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The Marriage Outfit.

Old Deacon Brown started In life very
poor. He married his wife Susan before
the days OF hoops, otc. They had been
happy in their married life, and unto
them was born beautiful girl, whom
they named Kate, who, of course, when
she grew up fell in love.
Her choice was poor but noble young
man.
The deacon and his wife had taught
their child to choose for herself. but to
do 1t wisely, And they were glad to see
that she made choice of an estlmable
young man, their ueighbor's son.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27
Topographic Blunders

There is no funnier reading than
some Of the printers blunders that 60
the rounds of the press. We shall keep
sharp eye for these, and reproduce
them for the entertainment of our read
crs. Here are few that u laugh or two
may be found in.
In the Office of a New York paper
there stood in type the report Of ser.
mon, and a paragraph about the career
Of a mad dog. In "making up" these
two got mixed. and the readers Of the
paper, next day, were astonished by
the following n,elange: 1.-The Rev. Jas.
Thompson preached to large audience
last Sunday. This was his last sermon
previous to his embarkation for Europe.
He exhorted his brethren and sisters,
and after offering dcvout prayer, took
q whim to cut up some frantic freaks.
He ran up Smith street to Brown, and
down Carr to College. At this stage Of
the proceedings some boys seized him,
tied teak ettIe to his tall and let him
60. A great crowd gathered, and for q
few minutes there was q lively scene.
Finally he was shot by policeman.
A printer in Syracuse, setting up q
book advertisement, thus gave the title
Of one Of Dickens, novels Barney,
by Rudge, Sl.5o."
The writer of all obituary notice of en-
estimable lady. said that the bereaved
hnc ho nd xS.o In ri oh1 n
demise Of his wife," Imagine his dis
gust Oh reading in print that the be.
reaved husband was "hardly able to
wear the chen'ise of his wife,"
The London Court Journal once in
describing wedding in high life, said
that the bride was accompanied to the
altar by tight bridesmaids. The lovely
young ladies were eight, not tight.
A Providence paper once announced
that Rev. DR.. WayIand; president Of
Brown University, gave q billiard
party.' The editor wrote . brilliant
party.
The Importance ofcareful punctuation
cannot be insisted on too urgently.
Here are \ few instances which illus.
trate it Wanted Il young man to take
charge Of span of horses of religious
turn of mind" "A child was run over
by a wagon three years old and cross.
eyed with pantilettes that never spoke
afterward." "The procession was very
fine and nearly ten miles in length, ~
was also the prayer Of DR.. Perry, the
Chaplain Lost an enameled lsdy's
gold watch and charms" A toast 1T u
public Woman without
her. man is BRUTE" was printed
"Woman without her man, Is q brute"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27

The Democrats OF Iowa who have
been indulging in Rip Van Winkle
sleep for nearly twenty ysaxs, waksd M
the other day at Des Moines, but they
are now taking another (K)nap and
they will keep Mun(tn)while preparing
to send thei: Ham where salt Is plenty,
In the meantime II We change the
initial letter Of their candidate for
Judge (Dunsonbe) frnm D to B their
platform will be properly olanged.-
Rnmkeye.
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HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC

Was compounded for those not inclined to extreme
bitters and Is intended for in when al
Tonic properties of the Btters: Each bottle of the
Tonic contains one bottle of the Bitters combined
with pure SANTA CRUZ RUN. and favored in such n
manner that exit eme bitterness Of the Btters
pleasant to the palate and containing the medicinal
virtues of the Btters. The price ofth Tonic is $3.50
must take into consideration that the stimulan used
Is guaranteed to be Of pure quality. poor article
could be furnished at cheaper price, but is not bet,
ter to pay Il little more and have good article?
medicinal preparation should contain none but the
best ingredients. and they who expect to obtain q
cheap compound will most certainly be cheated.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27

An apprentice sailor fell from the
"round top" to the deck, stunned, but
little hurt. The captain exclaimed in
surprise, why where did you como
fron?" From the north of Ireland, yer
honor!' was the reply, as the poor fellow
gathered himself up.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27
Stay on the Farm

Ho! ys sturdy sons Of the soil,
Who rise at early dawn of day.
Who flll your barns by honest toll,
Don't get discouraged, pray!
The farmers life IL the life for me,
love the pure cold air,
Iwant TO feel that am free,
want to Danish care!
Yes, glory in tho name
or "sun-burned farmer boy
Think that EARNINGS just the game
To flll the soul with Joy.
Ilove TO whistle at the plow.
love TO plant the grain,
And show the city youngsters how
We farmers get the gain.
I'll ever on the farm abide,
Nor ever feel inclined
To travel DER the world 50 wide,
Expecting wealth to find.
So advise oil farmers lads,
Who talk Of 'setting sail,'
To stay st home. obey their dads,
And never think Of fail!
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"Are the jury agreed ?" asked a Judge
Of court attache, whom he met on the
stairs with bucket in his hand. "Yis,"
replied Patrick, ''they have agreed to
send out for half . gallon"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27

a railroad conductor being asked why
they locked the stove, replied that It
was "to prevent the fire from going
out" He would be 6rst class uan for
New York murder jury.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-07-27

1t is not necessary to take handful ofthcse Pills to
produce the desired effect two OF them act quickly
and powerfully. cleansing the Liver, stomach and
Bowels of all impurities. The principal ingredient is
PodOphyllin, the Alcoholic Extract of Mandrake,
which Is by many times Powerful, Acting. and
Searching. than the Mandrake itself Its peculiar
tion Is npon the Liver cleaning t speedily from all
obstrtctons, with all the power OF Mercury. yet free
from the injurious results attached to the Of that
mineral.
For all diseases in which the of catharc is
dcated. these Pills will give entire satisfaction in ev-
cry They never fail
In cases of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia and extreme
Costireness Dr. Hoohand's German Btters Tonic
should bs used IN connection with the Pills The tonic
effects Of the Btters Tonic builds up the system.
The Btters or Tonic puriiea the Blood strengthens
the nerves regulates the Liver and gives strength
ergy, and vigOr.
the system with Bitters Tonic, and disease
retain its hold, ever assail You.
These Medicines sold by all Druggists and Deal
crs in medicines everywhere.
Recoll0ct that II Ii DIR. HOOFLAHDs GERMAN REM
EDIES, that universally used and highly recon-
mended and do not allow the Druggist to induce you
to take anything else that he ay say Is Just good
because he makes larger profit on Il. These Rene
dies will he sent by Express to any locality upon ap
plicaon to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE. at she GER
NAN MEDICINE STORE, 63i ARCH STREET
PHILADELPHIA.
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wM. NJ. KNOTT.

4 UCTIONEER Will attend promptly to
~ selling all kinds Of property at Auction,
in any part of Cedar county. A list OF his sa les
will always be found at the rIPToN ADvERTI-
SER Office, where those desiring his services
can nix the dav for their sale without seeing
hm. II