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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

LwALKER Propristor. n H. McDoSALDk Co.. Druggist
Aad Gen. AS''' Ban Fi,Sei,so. C,l and and 'icOm-
Vinsn m Bittsrs arc not q vile Fancy Drink
Made or Psor Ram, Whiskey, Proof SpI.
rita and Refuse LIQUORS doctored. spiced and
sweetened to please the taste. called "Toncs,'
"Appetirers," "Restorers," &c, that lead tn,
tippler on to DRUNKENNESS and ruin. but are tru,
Medicine. made nom the Native Roots and Hcrbi
ofCalifornia. free from NJ Alcohs slic stimu.
iants. They arc the GREAT BLOOD PURE
FER and A LIFE GIVING PRINCE.
PIE, . perfect Renoyator and Invigorator o
the System. carrying OF all poisonous matter ant
restoring the blood TO Ahcalthy condition. Nc
person can take these Dltters according to dlreo
tons and remain long unweli. provided their bonei
arc not destroyed by mineral poison or othei
means. and tho vital organs wasted beyond thi
point ofrspair.
They arc n Gentle Pargntivo ms well
asa Tenic, possessing also, the peculiar merit
Of acting as a powerful agent In relieving Con
sestlon or Inflammation Of the Liver, and oil tn,
Vlsceral Organs.
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whethe,
In young or old, married or SINGLE at the dawn oi
womanhood or At the turn ollie. these Tonic Bit
ters have no equal. 80
For Innammatory and Chronic Rheu.
Esatism and Geut, Dyspepsia or Indigcs-
vlsn, Bilioas, Romittcnt and Intormit!
tent Fevers, Diseases or tho BLOOD, Ii.
Vcr, Kidneys, and HINDER, these Bittcrl
have been most successful. Such Diseases are
caused by vitiatcd Blood, which is generally
produced by arrangement OF tho Digestive
Organs.
DYSPEPSIA or INDIGESTION, Head.
ache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs. Tightness Of
the Chest, Dizziness, Sour EruciatlOnB OF the
Stomach Ilad taste In the Month, Bilious Attacks,
Palpitatlon OF the Heart. Inflammation of the
hundred other pan8ll symptoms, arc ths of.
springs OF Dyspepsia.
They invigorate the Stomach and stimulate thu
torpid liver and bowels, which render them Of un.
equaled efficacy In cleansing the blood OF all i'm.
purties, and impartlng new life and Yigor to the
whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptlons, letter,
SalL khenm. Blotches spots. Pimples, Pustules.
Eyess Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, DiscolOrations Of
the Skin, Humors and Diseases OF the Skin, OF
whatever name or nature, are literally dug np and
carried out Of the system In ihort time by the use
OF these Bitters, One bottle in such cases will con.
vince the most ncredulous OF their curative effect
Cleanse the vitlated Blood whenever You ind
t,lmpurties bgrsting through the skin in Pimples,
obstructed and sluggish In the veins; cleanse !,
when II 10 foul, and your feelings will tell you
when: keeP NE blood pure and the health Of the
PIN, TAPE, and other WORMS, lurking
In The system Of so many thousands, are effectually
destroyed and removed. For null directions, read
carefully the circular around each bottle, printed
spanish.
J.WALKnR. Proprietor. n. II. MCDONALD 4 Co.,
Druggists and Gen. Agents, San Francisco, CAL,
and 2 and 81 Commerce Street, New York.
tWSOLD by ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEiA ALERS.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

The Republicans of Jackson
county held their convention
July 1St. The following are
the acknowledgements
tive, j. W. Laird; Auditor, L. A.
AtkinsOn;Tre er, Aaron Kir
kendall; Commissioner, Geo,
W. Broxn;S { S-urveyor, Q. q
keenan,.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

THERE is great excitement at
Akron, Ohio, over the trial OF
John Ii. Hunter, who is indict>
ed for the murder OF the par
ents OF the girl he wanted to
marry. Indications are that
"pr sjudice in the community
will make change OF venue
necessary.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

JOSEPH FORD, of Astoria, ILL.,,
was knave enough to buy what
he supposed to be a package OF
"queer" y $3.50. His visions
of spurious greenbacks turning
out to be only saw.duSt, he is
now fool enough to spend time
and money in trying to punish
the New Yorker who sold him.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
OUCH noMORE,
Warmers Cough Balsam |,

healing, softening and expectorating. The
extraordinary power IL Possesses IN iinmedl.
ately relieving, and eventually curing the
most obstinate cases Of Coughs, Colds, Sore
Throat, Bronchitis, Influenza, Catarrh,
Hosrseness, Asthma, and Consumption, is al.
most incredible. So prompt is the relief and
certain its effects in all the above cases, or
any affection Of the throat and lungs, that
thousands Of physicians are daily prescribing g
1t, and one aud all say that il is the most heal.
ing and expectoratinR medicine known. One
dose always affords relief. and in most cases
one bottle effects cure. Sold by druggists In
large bottles. Price one dollar. II Is your
own fault Il you still cough and suffer. The
Balsam will cure.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
FOB LOUISVILLE
ANDITHE SOUTH
viaOhio & Mississippi r. r.

The completion Of the Louis vile Division
Of this.road ana the splendid equipment for
passenger travel makes this the
BEST ROUTE TO LOUISVILLE
And all Points South and Southeast. 3through
trains daily, with direct connections from the
East for Louisville without change OF carsl
This is the only road whose trains leaye Gin
cinnati and passengers are delivered at depots.
hotels and residences in Louisville FREE.
Ask for tickets via OHIO 4 Mississippi, and
take no others. Through tickets can be pur.
chased at all the principal ticket Offices Of
cannechng lines, and in Cincinnati at the gen.
eral offices OF the company, ll9 Vine Street,
Broadway, corner Front Street, Main Street,
corner levee, and at the Depot, foot OF Mil 81.
Gen. Pass&T Ticket Ag't Gen Sup't,
st. Louie st. Louis.
EDWARD GALLUP, Contracting Passenger
Agent, 1l9 Vine Street, Cincinnati,O. febA
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

AT the examination of can
didates for admission to the
High School at Maiden Mass,
on Thursday last, Mary Shiloh,
a colored girl, received the
highest mark, her percentage
in the various branches averag.
ing s9.2.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

BELKNAP, Secretary of War,
is at his home in Kepkuk, iowa
After few weeks recreation
he Will make tour of inspec'
tion of the government forte
and arsenals from st. Louis
along the frontier as far as
Sioux city.
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rae DAILY SUN, go A YEAR.
TERMS TO CLUBS.
X DOLLAR WEEKLY SUN

THE DOLLAh WEEKLY SUM
Five copies, one year, separately addressed,
R0Hr Dollars.
Ten copies, one year, separately addressed (and
an extra cory to the getter up Of club.
Eight Dollars
twenty copies, one year, separately addressed
(And an extra copy TO the getter up Of club.
Fifteen Dollars.
Fifty copies one year. TO one address land tho
Semi.W eeky one year 10 getter mp ofclub),
Thirty-three Dollars.
Flfty copies, one year. separately addressed (and
the Semi. Weekly one year to getter up ofclub).
Thirty-five Dollars.
One hundred copies, one year, to one address
(and the Daily for ono year TO the getter up OF
club, Fifty Dollars.
One hundred copies, one year, separately nd.
dressed lant the Daily for one year to the getter
up OF club, Sixty Dollars.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
SCIENCE ASR AsR BIBLE

A book ofthrillIng interest and greatest I'M.
portance 10 every human being. The papers,
pulpits and people are all discussing the sub.
iect and book, every man, woman and child
wants 10 read ii. The long fierce war Is ended,
and honoroble peace secured. Science is true,
satisfied, and firm friends. Gods work days,
six actual days. not lopg periods. This book
gives the very cream OF science, making its
thrilling reaii ties, beauties and wonders and
sparkling gems hundred fold more interest
ing than fiction. AGENTS WANTED. Ex::
perienced Agents will drop other books and
secure Territory Immediately. Address for
circular.
zIEGLER 4 McCURDY, ls9 Race st., Cincin.
matt, Ohio. marN sw
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

The Manhattan Nationalist
says: "Kansas and Nebraska
were both opened for settle
ment at the same lime. Kan
sas has now a population Of
$4,000, while Nebraska has
but 10000. 1t will be seen
that Kansas has a little over
three times the population Of
Nebraska. One hundred thou.
sand of the population of Kan.
sas were added to her last year,
and there are indications of
still larger immigration the
present year."
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

DULL times are the best for
advertisers; because when
money is tight and people are
forced to economize, they al
ways read the advertisements
to ascertain who sells the
cheapest and where they can
trade to the best advantage.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

The New York Herald says:
"The detailed reports of the
battle in the Corea confirm in
all particulars the first account
of the gallant action OF our
navy. The Coreans appear to
have.been exceedinglywell pre-.
pared for attack and defense,
and to have by no means lacked
those modern improvements
that have rendered warfare so
murderous. They seem also
to have had Strateglcal plans
we'll laid for crushing the out
side barbarians at a single
blow, and it is only the indo-
mitable bravery OF the crews
of the launches that saved the
Americans from repulse that
would undoubtedly have pro-
longed the war for ten years.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
| 600 REWARD

Itching or liberated Piles. at, DE BING6
PILE REMEDY hlls 70 I'ispre
pared expressly to cure the Piles and nothin
else, aud has cured cases Of over 20 years
standing. Bold by all Druggists. LAHoEATosY,
u FaAsKLis ST., BALrInoRE.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

Il secures health and strength, increases
the flesh, improves the compile exiOn-render-
ing IL clear, ounooth and beautiful una 10 .h5
most reliable remedy ever offered TO the pub
lIc for the cure Of Chronic Constitutional dis.
eases, whether acquired or inherited. All
diseases having their origin in lmpnriIy ofthe
blood, or in any corruption or taint IN the
system, whether scroiulOus, cancerous, mer.
cural or syphilis, will yield TO the wonder.
ful curative virtues OF this unrivaled remedy.
IL excels all other preparGllcns In the cure OF
scrofula, white swelling, ulcers, goitIe or
swelled neck, chronic rheumatism, seroiulous
inflamatons and discharges, indolent tumors,
ulcers, sores, Dlotches and eruptive diseases
Ofthe skin, diseases OF the womb and urinary
organs, liver complaint and epilepsy. 1t Is
composed of the active properties ofthe most
powerful agents OF the vegetable kingdom,
selected in their proper season, and so COM
bIned rs to produce remedy Of unequaled
power and efficacy for enovati5I 4 the system
and cleansing 1t from impure and nexiou hu.
mors, or building up weak and broken down
constitutions, and for the cure OF inyeterute
and long.standing diseases.
TIE LADIES will find il the greatest bless.
ing, chlorosis, chronic leucorrhes, retention
OF the catamenia, as we'll rs other irregulari>
ties, are frequently the result Of deprayed
state OF the blood and.a loose and fabby con-
dltion Of the tissues OF the system, and the
Blood and Liver Syrup will he found q never.
failing remedy and q more ehectual cure than
ANYTHING elaa.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
WINE OF LIFE.
The great Blood Purifier and Deiicioua
Drink, Warmers Vinum Vitae or

W HE Oh LIIt, IS Irtt IrOm any poi
sonous drugs or impurities, being prepared
for tho who require stimulant. II is q
splendid appetizer and tonic, and the finest
thing In the world for purifying the blood. II
Is the most healthy and delicious article ever
offered to the public, far superior. to brandy,
whlskey, wine, bItters, or any other article,
1t is more healthy, and cheaper Both male
and female, young or old, can take the Wine
OF Life. II il different from any thing ever
before in use. It il sold by druggists; also al
all respectable saloons. Price One Dollar, 10
quart bottles.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
DY p ErIA,

Warmers Dyspepsia Tonic is
prepared expressly for Dyspeptics and those
suffering with habitual COstiveness. IL IL
a slightly stimulating tonic and q splendid ap-
pelizer; 1t strengthens the stomach and re~
-tores the digestive organs 10 their healthy
state. Weak, nervous and dyspeptic persona
should pae Warmers Dyspepsia Tonic. For
sale by druggists. Pnce One Dollar,
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

SEE advertisement OF DR.. Butts
Dispensary, headed Book for the MIL
lion-Marriage Guide-in another col
umn. 1t should be read by all. 1Y.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
THE sEMI-WEEKLY SUN.

Five copies. one year, separately addressed.
Eight Dollars
Ten copies, one year. separately addressed (and
an extra copy to getter up OF club,
Sixteen Dollars.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
A Rare Collection.

p0wLAfDS RECEfPTs--Magio Arts, Discoveries, Ace
~ comprising valuable formation for everybody. Sent
mall (iree posagel FIFTY Cents Address r. Z. NOE.
MANDY, No, o,l7NOrth Eighth street, ST. Louis, No.
DRAKEs COLLECTION Of nearly one hundred receipt. fos
making Brandy all kinds Of Wine, Gin Ale, Beer. Cor
dA Superior Cider and much other useful information
for those dealing manufacturing any efho above, sithef
Dor the trade home
sent By mail (ee Of postase) for Fifty Cents Address
Z. NORMANDY No. II North Eighth street, ST. Louis, Ne
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
SEND YOUR MONEY

Post ONCE orders. checks. or drafts on New
FORK, wherever convenient II not, then register
The letters containing money. Address
/. W. ENGLAND, Publisher,
Sun ofdcd New York City.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

Tie secret division of the
Pension Office has been thor
oughly reorgapized by Com
missioner Bakeh Between now
and the quarterly payment OF
September 4, the law requires
the medical re.examinatlOn oil
every person on the rolls ex.
cept certain ones specially ex
empted. This will result in
cutting off a good many names
of those who are getting their
quarterly stipends under false
pretenSes of one kind and an
other. Between the doctors
and the detectives the pension.
ers will have 10 stand pretty
close scrutiny for the next six.
ty days.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

Warmers DPile Remedy has
never failed (not even ia one case) to cure the
very worst cases OF Blind, Itching or Bleed
ing Piles. Those who are affiic ted should i'm.
medlately call on their druggist and get War
ner's Pile Remedy. II is expressly for the
Piles, and 10 not recommended TO cure any
other disease. IL has cnred many cases OF
over hirty y ears standing. Price One Dol.
lar. For sale by druggists everywhere.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
nj. q c. IL. IL. TIME TABLE.

On and after Sunday, June 95th, 1871,
trains will run as follows: The Cincinnati
Express runs daily; mail west will leave Par
kersburg, Sunday, p. NJ, but not Saturday;
all other trans daily Sundays excepted.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
BOOK FOR THE MILLION.
Nm n 1RAn n NE Private Counselor 10
mAnHuAAHl Married, or those about
marry, on the physiologi
GUIDE. n. %S!';5ss :'assi ~ .;'sH SsS:';SSi si'S

and preventing offspring how toprvsovu the Complexion, 3o
This interesting work Of two hundred aud twenty four
pags with sngravins and contains valuable nfor
nation for those who married. or contemplate marras
B ht 10 DO kept under osk and key anl
not laid carelessy about the house.. ~
Beat 10 any one tffea Of POSTAGE Tor Fifty Cents
Address Dr. Butts Dlpensary No. North Eighth Street
b. Louis, 40.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
THE CELEBRATED
OR RAIG
MICRO 90 p Il

IL an optical wonder, reveals the thousands
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Reveals countless little worlds, ull around us,
teeining with life, which to the naked eye
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ewes IN II single eye of fly, dust OF butter
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the much talked Of Trichna SplrnlIs or pork
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With this microscope. It's OF INFINITE value
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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

THREE circuses will exhibit
at Portsmouth this month.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
Notice to the AFFLICTED and
Unfortunate.

Before applying 70 the notorious quueks who advertise y
public papers, using any quArK remedies perse Dr. Bu
work. matter what your disease b how deplorabe yous
condition,
Dr.. Buils can be eohnuted personally by NAIL ts
diseases mentioned In his works Oee No. l2North Eighth
Btreet betveen Market nd Chostnut, ST Louis, No,
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
Sweet Potato Plants,

TN unlimited quantities. can be had by APP
lplying at the Hubert House Of
llmaytf HIRAM HUBERT,
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
ACKNOWLEDGMENT.

This will be paid to any one
who will prove there is a par
ticle of mercury in DR.. Henry's
Root and Plant Pills.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27

Scripture and science have met together,
Genesis and geology have kissed each other
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
A Word of Advice,

Mothers know the imports
ance attached to the care Of
teething children. Read the
advertisement of Mrs. Whit.
combs Syrup in another col.
umn.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1871-07-27
GOING EAST.

The Cincinnati Express going west VIII not
stop on Eastern Division 1t Tunnel, Fleming,
Little Hockin6, vnton, or any station between
Hamden and Chlllicothei on Western Division
stops at Frankfort, Greenfield, Leesburg Vi~
euna, Marlinsyille, Blanchester, Loyeland and
c., II. & u. junction. The Cincinnati Express
gong East stops at Loyeland, Greenfield,
Chillicothe, Hamdcn Athens, and Scotts
Landing only. Fast Lines will stop at LoyeI
land, Blanchester, Greenfield, Chillicothe,
Hamden, Athens and SCOTS Landing.
zALEsKI AccoMNoDArIoN.
The Zaleski Accommodation going east
leaves Chillicothe al q " q. M, Raysville7 40
Cincinnati Furnace, 8 10, Hamden arrive 4o
depart Q lG, Macarthur, 9 III, Vinton 10 II,
Zaieski 10 IS. Going west-ZalesKi OOp.m.,
Vinton 1 80, McAIthnr 90, Haniden, arrive
25-depart 8 So, Cincinnati Furnace, G 80
RaysvIlle, 05, Chillicothe, 8 45.
Trains on the PORTSMOUTH BRANCH
will leave Hamden at 6 90 am. and 3 80 pm
arriving at Portsmouth at ~ 50 a IN. and asp.
nj, Returning trains Sill leave Portsmouth ri
Is a:m. and IL 30p.m., arriving at Hamden
all Is pm. and 8 20 pm.
Trains connect a. Loyeland for all points on
the Little Miami Railroad, and at the lndlanap.
oils and Cincinnati Railroad Junction for all
points West; at Athens, with the Columbus
& II. V. X. R., at Parkersburg, with the B. a
q. Il. r. W. W. PEABODY,
Master Of Transportation.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1871-03-02

IT is an old story, but good one,
that tells Of a very negligent man who
was going away On visit to some
friends. His wife cxt,r,ed from him
a solemn promise u ha, hc " u'l abau-
don his usual custom, aud put ON a
clean shirt cvery lay. So he packed
a doZcn N b. trunk. When h. camr
home again his wife was glad {, per
ceive he had grown more ilcshy bu
she was alarmed OH examining his
trunk she discovered there was not Il
shirt in it. lie had kept his promise
to mount clean ono every day, but
he always put it on over the others,
aud now he was sporting around with
whole dszcn on his back
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1871-03-02
DEACON lacked the co

DEACON K lacked the conf
dence Of the inhabitants Of NJ
He was most sincerely detested for his
hypocracy aud double dealing, aud
was so very unpopular that d few wags
conceived the idea Of drawing up d
paper requesting him to leave town,
Once endorsed with two or three
res pectable names. tho joke took the
paper circulated like Aildare, end
soon contained tttsy hpsIns's msn
in the Mace.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1871-03-02

IN regard to uues nelghbors.
Bat the ID aeon was a pcnious IT,
his way.-gctting possession of the
document, he adroiily changed thc
heading, and behold the intended re.
bukc was transformed into an humble
petition to the President that Deacon
X be appointed postmaster of Nj
and in duo time the appointment
came.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1871-03-02

In an Iowa breach of promise case,
the woman sworc that tho accused
had huggod her every night Tor sever
al mouihs, and Sunday nigh, until
three O'Clock in the morning. The in.
but ungrateiul culprit, was
fined one dollar aud costs.
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) q ct Poe tr " /.
4 WOULD FORGET.
NJ RACHAEL ruLToN.

ny RACHAEL ruLroN.
oh bid me not recall the past.
Too. many joys with IL have fed;
And many hopes, which once were bright.
Like autumn leaves, lie crush'd and dead
Oh say not that tits sweet TO think
On hours we ne'er again can see,
The memory Of the scenes and friends
OF other days, is sad TO me.
How many hearts coneeuial true,
And forms, too fair, too frail to last.
Aud sunny. smiles, and iocund scenes,
Lie buried In the gloomy past.
Then, say not that It's sweet TO think
On happier hours forever flown;
Oh rather teach me TO forget
Tho joys once could call my own.