St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1871-12-01
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Nh ~pilnam had Just n.rlicd :, SEE.
umd Wife On the day after the weddin.
Nh. Spllmam remarked Il intend. Ms.
Spillmlm. t" enlarge my dairy "l"u
mean our daily. my dear" replied Mis-.
Spilhmim. No" qunth Mr.. Spillmnn
Il intend ~ enlarge my dairy" SAY
our dairy. Mr.. Spillman. No, my
dairy" SAY our daily. our >clcam-
ed she ~ciAin@ The pohcl. MY dailH
Ny dairy, :" yelled the husband "uur
dairy, Our dairy - s,recchrd the witr
emphasizing each word by Il blow on thu
back OF her cIingiug spouse. Nh Spill
man lctrrHtrd under the he'd. IN pass
ing under the bed clothes his hat Wis
hru>hcd of. He remained under rnNri
several minutes. wairim" ior Il luli in the
>t"lni Al lu,t his wife saw him tmu,1
his head ont at the foot Of the bed, mulch
like u turtle from his she'll. Nv hat Nj.
Won locking i"l ." tNrlamrd The. lady
Il am in"kim" tnl ON hat. my DEAF"
said hr.
IN lIi>i'mam. writing from Phiiudtl-
phia Ia. uthcl day. 10 his iiicnd III Tho
old country. concluded his letter thus
1T i,cl its me- ioTchunc 10 live ill |
dy and cod nose whether it is or no
I'll vi>i nuld Ireland ai"ie | leave Phil
amrdclph,."
C;Irclcl say thai the best wI> t"rdise
early pop c"nl i /" >tai ii NOW. Pun
tiI,. corn. ANY kind viii dn. in Il coin
poppcr and suspend it in the Sun "ycra
pan of water till the shoots glow ont he
tween the wi.c>; then in the spIins sci
it ont in pots "l beds, and before June
the popped corn will he hanging ia little
paper bags all over the branches. ANY
one " IIo >;,l> ANY other way i hrttt.l. il
Il lia and Il illaim. n. T..
The witty john CLARK. the harIisIrI.
who va> lame. overheard Il lady remark
to 4 friend: that's John CLARK. The
lame l..nNc Nh. Clark who was pass
ing along the street. turned round and
''"''l '''' ''''H S'" W. "''""ii's
l'nl Il lame mani: huh NOT Il lame liwNtl.
bi\"EE"t~. Nn old Lady ieadns air
item in one "i the lap'ls l|r other daN
describing how = giind>tonc hunst it, .
SAN factory and killed TOM nlrlt. hap
ptHcd t" rrmcmhtr that thclr was Il
small %lind~t"nc down i'll her crllal lean
ng up against the sail. :" she went
and got an a"ridcht Insurance policy.
and then. >itinIIl"nIn@ the hilrd Siii, iIt
holding the plr-h"ald III front "i her. )"
that ifa,IN thing exploited her face wotild
not hc inirn,d ~hr had the stone ,Ihc,,
"ut q, the alley. where twrut! -ionI
, buckets of water "'rc thrown "n il, and
i >tirh MIS- stack IN the hole heailng il
Piacard marked "l)an%cr"uo. She s.i>.
II : 4 mercy the Whole house was not
I "'"NH /" pieces 'H 'i' 'hiil% n'i"ic 'hi-.
\ C"MiLi, hlLp AFFAIR. \ sniirlrl
by alliance. between connection, h.
marriage tlIn~ explains his position: II
married Il widow WHO had u grown li
daughter. My fithrr visited "ur hou-e
Very often ;ii'i fell i'll love with my step
daughter and mI1ird her. :" my TT
tl,cr became m, snn-in-I:rw. and M,
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WAS my '"'h'' '''' '''''''' '''''' '''''
ward my wife li1d " son: he was my
fathers hlolhCr-in-lau and nv uncle. fui
l.. ,,.,. ,Lr Lrothcr Of m, ,t.n-d,,oIt.r
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