The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-09-14

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sloss but net close enoust 90 be reached.
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IIei summers arc eBoaga 81 us thank
yeu.
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same Lawyers an't .etp. TAty BE-
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other
"a man ~ IN ragtsmeath aamel bis
tWo children Ebsnezer aB1 Flora and
aiway. spoke 81 lhem i. ~ sad Flo
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When 90 editor q a w0msu's rights
TAPER speaks IL ihe most delicious. De-
lighlfai, deleetAble enranciHg and dis
tfaeiipg u innocent iadalgcnces, be
iacaus kIss
Owing @ nervousness 81 q railway
station, a lady srammcd Der wallet Into
her mouth aod ompiied lemonade into
Aer pocket
A boy Ia . country school was real-
iag ihe following sentences The light
hon.e IL s landmark By day and beacon
By Night snd rendered # ulus The
lighthouse isa landlord 81 day and q
deacon By night.
Tho rIio of baptism being about to
b administered 10 several infants, a con.
fused clergyman requested with great
solemnisy, that AZ children having par
enn whom ,bey wish to be baptlsed, will
please 70 present Thorn before the altar
~ lecture on tho moral sontimensl in
Philadelphia, remarked that che dearest
ship 10 tie world was friendship, where
upon young man rose from the cougre-
CATION and stated that he knew another
"a dearor ship siIli--aud that wa. court
ship. The yonng man had once been
defendant In claim for a breach Of
promise q marriage
My dear, win you play your thous-
and dollar polka said farmer 70 his
charming daughter, Fix months after her
return from fashionable boarding
school. Tho young ladys musical per-
formances bad dwinded, piece by piece,
10 solitary polka, mud the fond parentr
sole compensation for be many years
outlay was this precious thousan a dollar
polka and his own sorry joke.
"A naughty little boy blubbering be-
canso his mother wouldn't let him 30
down to The river on The Sabbath, upon
being admonished, said: didn't want
70 90 swimmin with en-, ma. only
wanted 10 80 down aud SEQ the bad little
boys drown Cor going a swimmin' on a
Sunday.
"A rural gent Of eighteen summers
Invested ina banana on tie cars At Dam
bury The other day. He carefully re-
moved the peel and put Il on the seat by
his side; then be broke the fruit up 10
small bits, cycling u anxiously as he did
80. When this was douc he picked mp
the peel, shook It In his lap, and finally
threw the pieces ont Of the window, re-
marking as he did 90 That's the fast Of
them prize packages | ever bought, an
it's the last, you bet
AT ono time Henry Ward Bcechcr
made a persistent effort to induce the
women 81 bis church 70 take part in tho
social meetings. As the result Of this
effort, an unprcpossessing female arose
ono evening aud rectcd a well-lcarned
homIly, which was not odiylng. The
next Friday evening, and tie next, tho
Same woman delivered the same har-
rangue. Tho case was becoming In some
aspects ludicrou', and in some quite SER
ions. Finally, on Tie third evening, amer
TIC speaker bad concluded, Mr.. Beocher
lined M BIS head, which had been buried
Ia his hands md said quietly: Mercer
Aeless, brethren, am In favor Of having
women in tho prayer meeting.
IA lady has engaged Il servant, who
upon her arrival, thus announces herself:
I'm tie gill ibat Miss Hand was 70 look
M. She's my Amt Sarah I'm dasher.
fou'rc a-~wha,F said |, cxplosiyely, in
nv aslonlshment. a dasher--A dasler
down. Just started. began 10 think
she must Be lunatic. And d lunatic
who announces herself as a lasher down
might not be the subject Of form of hal
Inclination one would like to bayo illu.tra.
ted In ones parlor. Bat, while started
she added mildly. That's ms name.
OH said |, relieved, ami catching nv
breathing, just spell t. il ron please.
A-i-a-s-h-a-Adasha D-o.w-n.e-D owne
Adasha Downe. Thank ron. n
sounds rather terrific, you see, before one
knows; especially for one Who isto
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