Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-07-14

.'' u mess me "h'ie ero"u was '''eeH.
They came II yicfors at last; =. +
They livcl the ilar,,-tistcl WARRIOR
- With his ilanls and feet tied fast d
Who said hc'i do the square thing
The Captain refused to she'll ont, f+
20 on ne went t" ss' sing SI9nss,1ao -
lie was kept there nearly fortnight,
Where he soon was trieI for murder
And straight 10 tne gallons went. /
> VOL y.o.,-,r carte, man wa? a, Eo1ert;
he cave, Cd IN o -, "e ' en-, TS NiOu
And yon see what his greedipess did.
When the beer ,.,,,g ont doos 1T
boo
The Work 7of Ilme-Wrinkle- ma
king.
4 ioipt affair with but = si,oIo mr.
fy TO i,-Rbeum,t;sm ~
n,nth@r r' and fnLt az ~; I" 80 h'sses II
aid 70 no nar';aI 70 ~ ~" a n,Iy =.
,iaI IN HI; e r" 30 - MS MA """ mar
40 N''
( Why are young ladies fond of pas
/ try cocks shops? Because it is the
place to find sweethearts (sweet tarts). !
One asked b;s Gr;o,,d Nh, H. 49,
III 49,. "'o -. u eii" WY NY, ne mar
he, Il thought you knew that of all |
evils We should choose the least"
4 client rep,orkad 20 bis< soro;;,o-
..You ara wr;tina ,nr if Len w. 49,
rouub amer Sir > - :.Norar W. -; !,
was tho ronI, nf Tho - 80 -
bn cIaI beIayo : ,.n,,,"a 't'' !. 80 ~
1919 my '0''i =
y LADY bad favorite LIP. dog, which
she called Perchance. a singular
name," said somebody, for beau
/ fad 49, ..6I, >; -, Ia I'u 70"
wae named f.nn, R. r.
reuombe,. vborn Lo ,o% '. .5s..,,o ="
INV doc will bowI, ,, - - ''0i '''' NY
=, p
Iae Turkish ambassador was at a
Puoilc dlhher with Some of the mag
mates ol the land. The president
GaNe as toast, III compliment to his
E !; e. Inc Sublime Porte and
'"e mp, e, ,' ucr. lie Wait
81 eC1 r". II oo%h tne table "a sup
/ dor" ''' '] "a 90"
E-..~ /
10" 40 You feel with such a
a''o1 ',I''S-'o"HInS coat on Z said al
o'tla ClS'" oi more PFctcntionS than
' ia one morning Il tcel,p said
oiu i'oo1F'' looking at ann steadily
WIN one eye ha't closed as If taking
'' ' at n'S EiCtlil-l feel, young
49,, % u l '''u Il coat on which has
oF l; Pa.H Ior' luxury OF feeling
"l''Cn ;, h'iiN.you VIII never expert.
s"''' !
a certain beadlc had fauc:e1 II .
and onortnn;Ir ~ D -, HI d ross lor
one ,Ioy-ao S,,nda ~ 49, are himself '.
/ wbrrp ep,Tad hi I1oIaJ 'rad " t'"'leS S !
said Mar ,rod 49, ro ~ anee , a"o
rv2, he I16 har :, tt ,~ ~, .aI ~ VI,
qnd noiofi,,g v;fh h. 60, on'' :" '''.'
nv fowl Eo. 81 ~ NJ GU o''
lilo "a. 10 ,,a,.o2,, tn "''' y
was tal-a, md - - So '.r'''
bnf J6os 10, - '' io y .Ie' HIS "'ie
- q
Il se"ttlah minister, being one
Jay engaged IN visiting some members
o. MS HOOK came to the door of al
mouse where has gentle tapping could
not De heard Tor the noise of conten-
uon within. After waiting a little he
opened the door and walked III, say
ing WIN an authoritative voice. Il
should IKE to know who is the head
81 tais mouse "Weel, Sir, said
the husband and father, IF We sit
tell We. for we're inst tryinG m sattle
that point" i.
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ne giri IN South Norwalk. Conn,
VINO caught a husband by writing her
name and address on the lining of a
nat She was trimming, was more for.
tmatc than another young lady also
employed in the manufacture OF hats.
Tic latte. stitched her name inside /.
the lining of hat beneath the state
ment: Il am thine; wilt thou be
nine :? and seat itadrift. Afterva
rious viciSsitndcS it was purchased by
gentleman. and took position his q
head. One day the lining became
loose, and in endeavoring to fasten it
his eye rested upon The sentiment and q,
name, and he involuntarily exclaimed.
"D--n icol.' When martha return
ed 10 her home that day she was ia
ken 10 retired part of the cottage;
and warmed with a strap. The gen
',eni'a who got The hat was her IA (
ther. Es~ Il