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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1871-04-06

A warning to mourncrs not to be in
haste to buy their Grape: "NoliCe-'Ihc
funeral of John Simmjns will be inde6-
nitely postponed, the corpse having re-
covered.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1871-04-06

A few iron nails placed in the vase
with flowers will keep the water sweet
and the flowers fresh. This arises from
the sulphur eliminated from the plants
combining with the iron.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
ND

Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines,
Evidences of the most responsible and reli-
able character furnished on application, with
bnndreds of thousands of living witnesses, and
upward of 10000 unsolicited certificates and
recommendatory letters.
Henry 4. HelmboId's Genuine Pre-
paratiOns.
Sent to any address. Secure from observation
Established upwards of TWENTY YEARS.
Sold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters
for information, in con ntidence, to HENRY +.
HELMBOLD. Druggist and Chemist
Only Depots II. I. HELMBDLD'S Drug
and Chemical Warehouse No 59l Broadway,
N. Y, or to II. T. HELMBOLD's Medical De
pot, l0l South Tenth Street, Philadelt hin, Pa.
BEWARE OF CoUNTERFEIrs. Ask for
HENRY I: HELMB0LD'S. Take no Other.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
Dr. Julien PerrauIt.
Me Der of the Medical Faculty OF Paris,
Graduate OF the University Queens
College" and Physician of the st. John
Baptiste socie y, of San Francisco.

DR.. perrault has the pleasure to inform
Patients and others seeking Confidential
E.ea ical Advice that he eau be consulted
daily at bis Office. Number 502 Montgomery
street, North east corner Of Sacramento Street,
San Francisco, Rooms 0, 10 and /, first floor
ap stairs
Consultations and Correspondence an
English, German and French.
Having made the Cure Of Nervous and
Physical Debility and all other forms ID
Private Disease the subject of minute re-
search aud special practice for many years.
Dr PeTTauii continues 10 treat these afectiur
successfully. by the newest scientific methods,
aud without resort to Obnoxious Remedies.
Gonorrboea, elect. Structures, Bubo, Ulcers.
Skin er options etc, in any stage, speedily
ed and ali Syphit'c and Mrcurial Faints erad-
icated from the system.
Nocturnal Emissions, Night Sweats, Dis
charge from the trethra going TO stool or
making water, Pain in the Back, Sleep dis
turbed by Dreams Dizziness, Signing. LaBgour,
Palptation, Melancholy, Salow Complex
ion, Growing Weakness of Sight. Memory and
intellectual Faculties. Clouded IDEAS Dffidence,
Aversion TO Society, General Lethargy. 6c.,
some Of the more prominent symptoms of
Nervous and Phyical Prostration--t1e result
OF Self A AbuSe and excessive ludui igence-whieh,
If not timely checked, will never tail TO in
ducc premature decay, and teImiRate in total
loss oi Manhood
Patients complaining of one or more of the
above symptoms should apply immed lately 10
Dr. PeTrault be has discovered New and
Reliable Kctnedies, which enable hlm to guar
antee speedy aud radical cure of
Seminal Weakness and Impotence.
We invite nvestigation-particularly by
those persons suffering froAn Chronic Dis
paS ha ted
that advertised Ply sicians.' until worn out
and discouraged; claim not TO know
everything, nor TO cure evrybody. but do
claim that in all eases taken under treatm mt,
we fulfill our promises.
DR. PERRAuLTs diplomas are in his Office,
where patients can for themselv that
they are under the care oi a regularly educated
practitioner.
Ladies suffering from any complaints inci-
dental to their sex, can consult the Doctor With
assurance of relief.
Patients in the country can be
cured at Home
by addressing letter to Dir. Perrault. 500
Montgomery Street, Box 973, p o.. San
Francisco. stating their ease as minutely as
possible, habits OF living, occupation, etc
Low charges. Best references given if re-
CURED. All communications confidential
Dr. Perrault's diplomas are in his uaiee,
where patients can for themselves that
| they are under the care of "a regularly edu-
Gated practitioner. The best reference gwen if
| required
Dl. Perrault is sole agent in California. for
DR.. Biott's Celebrated Female Monthly
Pills, which are unapproached. and tar in au-
vance of every other remedy Tor suppression.
and other Irregularities in females. Price s. 70
box sent by mail express, securely packed,
16 ".
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
Progress of Scandal.

My friend advised me. if ever I took
house in terrace little way out OF
town, to be very careful that it was the
centre one-at least if had any regard
for my reputation for | must be wei
aware that story never loses by tell
ing; and, consequently, it lived in the
middle Of row If houses. it was very
clear that the tales which might be cir
culated TO my prejudice wonld only
have half the distance to travel on
either side Of me, and therefore could
only be half as bad by the time they
got down to the bottom Of the terrace. as
the tales that might be circulated OF the
wretched individuals who had the mis-
fortune TO live at ilther end Of it; so
that should be certain to have twice
as good character 10 the neighbor-
hood as they had For instance, | was
informed of lamentable case that ac-
tually did occur short time since
The servant at No l told the servant
of No 2 that the master expected his
old friends, the Bayleys, to pay him a
visit shortly; and No. 2 told No. that
No. expected to have the BayIcys in
the house every day and NJ 3 told
No. 4 that it was all up with No /, for
they couldn't keep the baiIifs out !;
whereupon No. 4 told No. 5 that the
officers were after No |, and that it
was as much as he could do to prevent
himself being taken in execution, aud
that it was nearly killing his poor dear
wife; and so it went on increasing and
Increasing, until it got to No. 32, who
confidently assured the last house, No
90. that the Bow Street officers had
taken up the gentleman who lived at
No. l for killing his poor dear wife
with arsenic, and that it was confidently
hoped and expected that he would b.
executed ! Christian Wcekly.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
q he Orfgon Republiean.
DALLAS, SATURDAY, AUG. II.
NATURE.
BIZ R. C. CLARK.

Is there grander, higher theme
About tn talk or write, or dream,
Than Natures bounteous changing store,
Her smiling Summers, Winters hoar,
Her whispering forests, blooming flowers,
Her rustic, cool secluded bowers;
Her smiling woodland, bubbting springs,
Where the morning woodlark Sings,
Fiowering mountains, valleys fair,
Whispering zephyr's. winters arr
Vivid lightning flashing red
Thunder rumbling low aud dread;
Dashing torrent, tiny brook,
The hoarse cav cav OF the frightened rook i;
The little snow bird, wild with gIee,
Cherily warhling dee dee dee
The prnwling eagle circling far
Above the earth hi IN In the air;
The Il rtled tawn with timid tread,
Intensly listening full OF dread
The specked trout--Iike lishtnlng's fash,
Upward darting with pla>h,
The victim insect quick is caught,
As the waters circle spreads tn naught;
The Distant COO of the turtle dove,
Emblem of purity aud loves
The plainfive WarO,ing OF the thrush,
AS it sinks to rest III the twilight hush
The busy bee, with instincts smell,
Garnering daily from many II dell;
The oddiug dasies, lilies white,
Containing each its little mite
Of natures ever bounteous store,
Wherewith is fed the rich and poor:
The fitting clouds with fringe of gold,
The crispV mornings, frosty cold;
The mellow shimmering subdued light
Of the glorious orb of night;
The nodding wealth-bounteous grain,
The patter of the welcome rain;
The Autumn with its skies of lead,
Sere and yellow leaf-and red;
Home fitting slowly through the breeze
Forever fromitheir parent trees;
The low and measured crickets cry,
Sounding as il 1t were sigh
That its day drew nigh
close-and it must die.
Then where is there a grander theme
About to talk, or write, or dream
Than natur,'s bounteous changing store,
Her smiling Summers, winters, hoar,
Her whisper ing forests, blooming flowers,
Her shlmmerlng sheen OF trosts, her showers?
r. c. Clark.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
u

BEING PREPARED EXPRESSLY FOR
THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS. its Blood Pur-
flying properties greater than any other
preparation of SarsaparIlIa. 1t gives the
Complexion u Clear aud Healthy Collar. and
Rc-tores the Patent tn "a state a. Health aud
Purity, For Purifying the Biool removing
all Chronic Constitutional Diseases arising
from an Impure state % the Blood, and the
only Reliable and Eh ctuai Known Remedy
for the Cure Of Pains and Swelling of the
Bones, Iirerations of the Throat aud Legs.
Bintehe>, Pimpies on the Face. Erysipeias aud
and all Seaiy Eruptions of the shin, and
Beautifyiug the Complexion.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
%

II. T. HELMBOLD4 = EXTRACT BUCHU
CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM M
PRUDENCES, HABITS OF DISSIPATION.
Etc,In all their stages, at little expe, Sc, little
ar no change in diet. no Inconvenience, and no
exposure. IL causes n frequent desire. and gives
strength tn Uruate, thereby removing OhS'ruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Structures al the
Urethra. Alaying Pain and Iuhammitinn. 80
frequent in this class of diseases, and expel-
ling all Poisonous matter.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
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HENRY r. HELMBULD'S IMPROVED
ROSE WASH
cannot be surpas- as FACE WASH, aud
will he found the only specific remedy III every
species of Cutaneons Affection 1t speedily
eradicates Pimples, Spots, Scorbutc DrynesS.
Indurations of the Cutanenus Membrane, etc,
dispels Redncss and lncipieut Inflammation.
Hives. Rash. Mnth Patehes, Dryness of scalp
or Skin. Frost Bites. and all purposes for
which Salves or Ointments are nsed.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
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-.,,,s....s.-.-,-.,--,

Helmbold's Extract of Buchuis Diaretic and
Blood Purifying. and cures all Diseases arsIuz
fram iIahits of Dissipation. aud Exeesses ami
Imprudeucrs in Life. Impurities ni the Blood.
&c, supegs seding Cophtha in Affections for
which IT is used. and ~yphiitic Ahections--iu
these Diseases used in connection with Helm
bold's Rose Wash
LADIES.
In many Affections peculiar to Ladies, the
Extract Buehu u uneqnaited hv any other Re
nedv--a- in Chlnrp.is ar Retention. Irregular
ity. Pniutuues< or Suppression ot Customary
Evacuntiais U,cerated ar Schirrus State ut
the Uterus. L,ucorrteh or Whites. Steti.ltty,
aud for all Complaints incident to the Sex,
whether arisi = from lnliscretinn or habits IT
Dissipation II u prescribed extensively by the
most eminent Physicians aud MIdwives for
f. Ea'ecbled a, Delicate Constitutions Of both
sexes aud ali ages
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12

ht originator Of this wonderful medicine
aims to have discovered ami co1bjned az
hasa,osty more % Ndfare'a = mart aorc5cjyn medj
cal pr~perfieA than was ever before combined ia
one medicine. The evidence ot this fact u
which il has been found to conquer. In the
stages ot C5'1.sHsty4fioH, 1t has a>tpuished the
medical faculty, and hundreds al Tie best puy-
saelaas pronounce it the greafest med'cof dr.
rorerg uy the age. While il cures the seyercet
Coughs il strengthens the system and purliies
the blood. BY It's great and th"romyh bto"d
purifying pfoperfics IT cares all HuBogS from the
worst scrufuta L. "a common Bfofch Pimpte o.
Eruption. A.ercuriai Diseases. Mineral puis H..
>yphiiitic and Neuerial Diseases, and ther ei-
Iects are eraiicated and vigorous hedfh and "A
sound constitution established. E,ysjpeias Saif
Rhsam Scaid Hedd. Fcrer Sores. Scaig Or
RoHgh Skin, in short all the numerous diseases
caused by bad bioad, are couquere by this
powerful. purifying and iuvignrating medicine.
For 'Ljrcr CompIaiat' Eiiions Disordoys and
Habifaai Consttpofion, ii has produced bun
dreds OF perfect aud permanent cures where
other medicine had tailed.
The proprietor offers 500 reward for medi
cine that will equal il in the Of the diseases
Jsifs AID tcocfLiess in,itafior, See that my Gov
erntnent Stamp. which Is posi'tre guarantee u
qeaalBtness. II upon The outside wrapper. THIS
medicine i Sold bg Druggists ~ one dvHar per
bouie Prepared ty K. \ PIERCE VI. D., sore
Proprietor. st hi, chemical Laboratory, l33
seneca street, Buffalo, \. y. June 81, ,l%-3m.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
DIR. CLA R HIS London
Remedies,
FOR SPECIAL COMPLAINTS"

"FOR SPECIAL COMPLAINTS"
DR.. CLARK's IlyvIGoRATOR gives
MS strength to the aged and debilited. 1t is
especially designed for young men who have
wasted their vigor by excesses of every kind,
and all persons whose systems have become
weak by imprudence, are completely restored
by its use. Price One Dollar.
DIR. CLARK's PURIFIER cleans the
M1 blood from all impurities; such as Scrof-
ula, Syphilis, Mercurial Rheumatism, Humors
Of every sort. Bad Breath. Offensive Pers-
piration, Foul Feet, Catarrh Discharges from
the ear, Sore Eyes, Sore Throat, Falling of the
Hair Ulcers, Boils, Pimples, Blotches, and all
diseases Of the Skin. 1t is also beneficial in
diseases Of the Lungs and Digestive Organs.
Price Cne Dolla-
AR. CLARKE'S PANACEA relieves
pain Of every description Headache,
Earache, Toothache, Stomachache, Backache,
Pains in the Breast and Limbs. 1t is invaln-
able remedy in all Nervous Disorders, and no
family should be without it. Price One Dollar.
DIX. CLARK's ELIXIR is cartain cure
A~ for all weakness OF the Genito. UrinaIy
Organs, aud discharges Of muco puruIent
nature, LeucorI haGa, Gonhorrhea, Sperma.
torrhGa and Seminal Weakness, are speedily
cured by its use. Price One Dollar
kB. CLARK's REGULATOR, for females
A-| only, is guaranteed to correct all special
irregularities of Single Ladies. Married La
dies are accustomed not to use it when in g
certain condition, as its effects would be tpo
powerful Price One Dollar.
All Of these celebrated remedies are prepared
from Fluid Extracts, under our immediate
supervision, and are warranted fresh and pure
All afflicted persons should send a carefully
written statement Of their ailments to Dr
Clark and the proper remedy will be sent
to their address. DR.. Clark can be consulted
personally at his ofie, and will furnish all the
necessary accom- modatioEs to patients who
place themselves under his care. All letters
addressed, DR.. j. CLARK
Office, 1870. Broadway, New York
Ill
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
E!'!5''sp

These Pills arc the most pleasant pur-
gative. superseding castor oil, salts, mag
nesa &c There is nothing more accept
able tn the stomach. They give tone, and
cause neither nausea nor gripping pains. They
are composed Of the finest Ingredients. After a
few days' use of them. such an IMMIGRATION of
the entire system takes place as to appear
miraculous t, the weak and enervated. ii. L..
Uclmbold's Compound Fluid Extract Catawha
Grape Pills are n"t sugar.c0atrd; sugar-coated
Pills pass through the stomach without dis>"lv-
ing. consequently do not produce the desired
effect. THE CATAWRA CIR APE PILLS,
being pleasant in taste and odor, do not
necessitate their being sugar-coated, and are
prepared according to Pharmacy and Chemis-
try and are not Patent Medicines.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
Facts and s'ancies.


How to serve dnner-e't IT,
Snripo snorts-uouse buntip.
= ~
Countcr>hts-ready-made clothes
,l;yht.d he.ino-an emnty hive.
a SAD do7-Ohe VINO '''''es d MS
WHINE
"a" o'u "'o''o'e' '''" ~ ="
~ 80 "'' 90" " '
When may man he said 10 be reai>
ly over mead aud ears IN debt i'en
~ ''"'" paw ''' ''''
We are told there is nothing made
in vain. How about IA pretty y"ung
girl! Isn't she maiden vain.
\ writer on school discipline says
Without a liberal use of the rod 1t
is impossible to make boys smart"
" SIR you have the advantage OF me-
Quite right; you are quite riSht' sir
AImost every body OF common sense
has"
Gu. ooa I oho. 2y
How can L expand my cheSt
- ;-' I L
by carrying larger heart III II, re-
Piled the doctor.
\ man who stole another's hat when
his name was MAINLY written on il was
ie' OH on the ground that he Was col
iect'"S autographs
Little Dicks mother asked him what
kind Of nuts she should buy Tor hun.
| ..Doughnuts. manIma. me can cuck EN-
with NV tooths /"
An EXCHANGE wantino 10 commitment
=. live stock journal" saws at i edited
by man who's, head i choked full of
live stock" Doubtful compliment.
-,
rnoHnA % ,u"N 1ao'''S hn I o", ~ rh "'J -, '4;' @
sup'' o''eu y s"I'''u m no p'n :"
proprietor, who comicaIly changed
the T to d.
"a" l','" sc"o''' master ,e'ec'S M
w '',oD US fup'.7 '','' '"o '>"',"''1 ~
-t;n ~ n'; ' .].I ''r a, ~ "r'.,a p,. ~ p.',, -,
S"'p' "''' ''>'''H ''''"'' 'N''P' "i'''
mALi A ,,''. ,'I, ,,'L,.I - u :, r
~. e. f,,,' =
H. ,a",,tt ha . a., ,,''g n.,- '," r,-. ~
~ ~ . n,,' LAS ''4" '0'
An old topper hearing it stated that
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12

Prof G 9. Marsh of Yale College, ac-
companlrd by IA corps of young men, who
Will AID hun IN his scientific observations.
10 en- route for the Walla Walla Valley
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12

o. Rain in inches for the month Of July 1871,
O.32 in. Clear "a days. Cloudy 3.
Mean temperature Tor month SO
High. st 74o, ON the ID Lowest $40, on the
Tth
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
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HENRY T LmBOLD'S
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
Fluid Extract SarsapariIla.

win radically exierminatc frum the system
Scrofua. Syphilis, Fever Sores. Ulcers. Sore
Eyes, Sore Legs, Sore Mouth Sore Heal,
Bronchitis. Skin Diseases, Salt Rheum. Cank
ers, Runnings from the Ear, White Swetings.
Tumors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, kickets,
GIandular Swellngs Night >wea's, Rash,
letter. Humors Of all kinds, Chronic Rheu-
mattsm. Dyspepsia, and all diseases tha. IA lve
been established in the system for years.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
\ Loan of 10 per cent. VII en- Desire'

POLICIES ARE NOT FORFEITED ~
the Union Mutual Life Insurance Company hN
failure To pay the Premium whe" due o"' ar
continued in force by he NON FOkf III hh
LAW Of the State of Massachusetts,.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
Endowment Policies.

Px.vptr Premiums all Cash--Age, 35
plan. Ordinary Endowment. payable at tn
age Of 30 One Annual Premium will c3n
tinue policy in f"rce as Term Policy
nearly 5 years. or years and 80 days
Fx,vrtr Premiums all Cabbage. -
plan Ten Year Endowment payable at he
ag.o of a.. One Annual Premium viii COM
tinuc policy in force as Term f"heS
years.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12

Keptby T. Pearce, Eola, Oregon.
North Lat. 40 ST. West Long. 1899 )"
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
MI,
M
HENRY u. Ht.k.NBOLDT'S
C0NCENTRATED
FLUID EXTRACT Bucnu,


has cured every case Of Diabetes in which il
has been given Irritation al the Neck II ,hr
Bladder aud inflammation of the Kidneys. L
ccratiou Of the k,duey- and bladder. Retention
of Urine Diseases oi the PROSTATE Gland.
stone IN the Bladder, Calculus, Gravel Brick
dust Deposit, aud MncuS or Milky Discharge.
and for Enieebled and Delicate Constitutions
ot both Sexes. attended with the following
symptoms iud opposition to Exer,ion, loss Of
Power. Loss Of Mem Try. Difficulty of Breath
ing. weak Nerves. Trembling. Horror Of Dis
ease WAkcfulness. Dimness ef Vision, Pain in
the Back. Hot Hands, Flushing of the Body.
Dryncss Of the skin, Eruption on the Face,
Palnd Countenauce. Universal Lassitude OF
the Muscular system, &c.
Used by person- from the ages of eighteen To
twenty five. and from thirty 1--WE Ia fifty five or
in the decline or change Of life; after confne-
ment or labor pains bed wetting in children.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12

EXAMPLE: Premium 80 per cent N"t"-Ag".
3a Plan. Ordinary Endowment. payable at
The age ot So One Annual Premium will
continue policy in force Term Policy
about years
Ex,upIE: Premium 40 per cent Note Age.
b Plan. Trn-Yelr End"wmen'. payable
the aae of IL On. ANNUAL Premium III
continue p"iicy in force rs Term Policy
about wears.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12


1868. 1867 1868. 1899
l2I.97 I2I'Ol l2l'57 I27'oO
INTEREST RECEIPTS ron 1869 .... $24o, go II
LOSSES PAID IN 1869 2O1 .l99 On
INTEREST Received IN EXCESS OF
LOSSES Pam .................. ......39.4S0 "a
ASSETS THIS DATE OvER......"....6O 600 900 90
LOSSES PAID TO DArE........"....l 679,f33 90
DIVIDENDS Pam IN CAsH TO DATE 951 ,3Is 55
INSURANCE ON $4,000 Policies
IN FoRCE Observation-Disclosures 80 0n0,010 90
This Company is not restricted 10 investing
its funds in the New England States. FIR IN
the Report Of the Auditing Committee, we find
that 81 $50. 900 is now loaned upon estates in
the City Of Chicago and near thereto, where
rates OF interest are nearly or quite equal I"
those of the Pacific Coast.
There IS nothing dexirabLe IN Life /"
surance mhich cannot be secured
byo Policy i" the MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
PACIFIC BRANCH OFFICE,
s W. Cor. Cal and Kcorney Streets,
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
H. H. JOHNSON & CO.,
General Managers, Pacific Coast.
-. B. NJ . Il - L..
GENERAL AGENT,
OREGON d WASHINGTON TERRITORY.
Portland.
Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-12
UNION UTUAE.
LIFE INSURANCE COMP iNY.
MAINE,
q ORGANIZED 1913.
CRAhTER PERPETUAL
Directors Office, No, 90 Court Street.
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS,
HENRY CROCKETT. ................. President.
DANIEL SHARP Vice President
WHITING II, HOLLISTER .... Secretary
This l. among ,he Oldest OF New An 50
lana Companies,
An' the lowest Coin ompany i.AtanI.

AND AprLlED AFTER THE SECOND PAYMEN
The Lincoln County herald., 1871-05-04

ErYMoLoaY WITH A VENGEANCE
johnson once made bet With Boswell
that be could 90 into the 6sh market aud
put Billingsgsts womsn into , passion
without ssyinaI word she eosld under.
stand. The Doctor oommspced BY 81.
lently indicating with his nose that her
6sh had passed the state 10 which mans 9
olfaotories could endure their favor.
The Billingsgste lady made . vorbal
attack eommos in vulksr parlanoe. The
doctor answered, "you are 40 article,
madam" mo more 90 article than
yourself. you miss begotten villain. "
"You are noun, woman" "You-you,'
stammered the woman, choking with rage
At . list Of titles she could not under.
stand. "You are . pronoun.." The
Beldam shook her fst 10 speeehless rage.
"You are . vsrb,lAn adverb, % jective,
. conjunction, q proposition, an interjeo.
toni" suddenly continued the doctor,
applying the epithets At proper intervals.
The nine psrts Of spsech completely con
quersd the old woman, and she Aung her.
self down ia The mud, At being thus
"bIsck guarded in . set Of -uukuown
terms, which, not understanding, she
could not snswer. hs
The Lincoln County herald., 1871-05-04

' "A lad named Frahk was in &he habit Of
falling out Of bed during tlse night, and
his father, to break him Of ths habit,
would remind him Of il the next morn.
ing. "Here, Frank, you fell out Of bed
again" "Oh no. father," said Frank,
IL didn't; it was the pillow, for Il vent
up to see, aud the pillow wac -os tho floor
beside the bed. "What made you cry,
then p said the father. "Well you see, "
said Frank, in the most softer manner,
"it was dark, and I could not tell whether
1t Was mo or the pillow" losl sbi
The Lincoln County herald., 1871-05-04

The rigid observance Of old English
rulcs 10 the South Carolina courts, and a
neglect Of the same on tho part Of Mr..
Petigrs, gave rise 10 ,he following pas.
sage: o.. an. ,,.s.... M, ...,.s.4,
"Mr. Petigru," said the Judge, "you
have on light coat. You cant speak"
Pcttisru replied: May IL please the
bench, conform strictly ts tbs law.
Let me illustrate: The Law says that
the barrister shall wear . black gown snd
coat, and your honor thinks that means .
black coat? siH' .s' 81 1'
"Yes," said the Judge. y. oau
"Well, the law also says the sheriff
shall wear cooked bat aud sword. Docs
your honor hold that the sword must be
cooked as we'll as the.bat3" '''
He was permitted to 80 On. iish'