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Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08
MISCELLANE0
MISS SAWYER'S SALVE.


TTERE you have a sal-e combining soothing and
i healing properties, with no dangerous ingred-
aches. wounds and bruises 70 which :ieSh Is heir.
Is more easily applied than many other remedies,
producing bad effect but always relieving
pain however severe
It is prepared by Bliss Smryer, who has used it
in her own extensive treatment Of the sick, for
nearly twenty years, with great success.
The principal diseases for which this salve Is rec
commended are, ChH51aias. Rbe1paatisH Piles
ScT0TliI, OIL Ulcers, Sat Hbeg. SITdiuS, b'D73S,
Ferer Sores. Felous, PfHDles, ErysipeiHS, Sore
EVeS BdT5sr'S Neh, DEAFNESS. BoilS, Ring tr0y1ss,
Corns, Bites Of Insects, Cancers, Toothache, EGr-
Hch. Scaid Hfqd, TeetbiHg, CHGTpef Hands,
ScaIds. cuts, Bruises Group, Cracked Ltps' and
1t never fails to cure Rheumatism if properly
spilled. Rub 1t on well with the hand three times
DAY. In several eases It has cured palscd limbs.
For Piles il has been discovered to be sure rem.
cdy. Persons that have been afflicted for years
have been relieved by few applications For Fry
SipetaS II works wonders, 2lIay ing the lnhanIhat'on
and quoting the patient. For ChGpIed Hands II
produces a Immediately. Let those with sat
they will find 1t invaluable It Is good in cases OF
with IL The best Salve ever invented Tor H'c0ltei
Breast and Sore Nipples. No way injurious. but
sure 10 afford relief Sore or Weak Eyes-Rgh It
on the lids gently once or twice day cures deaf
ness by putting In the ears ON piece OF cotton
For Fei0DS this Is superior TO anything known
For ItmptsS this acts ike charm. For Nuns
and ScQlis, apply the Salyc AT once and IL gives
immediate relief For Old Sores, apply once a
For HoRsEs AND CArTLE.-For Sores or
Bruises on Horses or Cattle this Salve Is invaluable
and has astonishing effect in curing scratches
horses. This Salye has worked its own way into
notoriety. and Is safe and remedy for all the
above ailments
We. the undersigned, have been acquainted with
Miss SAWYER for many years ana believe her TO be
Christian lady and skilful nurse, and having
used her salve ia our families, it gives Us great
pleasure in saying il is the best general medicine
Bsz. y. 8 IisI@a9, 5sa@ i.5sSns:
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08
DGucHY Il Co.'S ADVERTISEMENTS
LIFE IN UTAH

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ISM
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Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08

\ lar5@ bear was caught recently in trap
in the sJutl part Of Cambridge. The bear
was alive when found, and mad drawn the
trap some distance, but was found and shot.
Tie Llm,ilIe c.. Agl. Society have voted
to purchase land enough OF Mes-rs. Niles
and Town on MJrrisville e Pam - for FAIR
Ground
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08
wINDHAN COUNTY.

\ newly welded bride in Londonderry was
recently the victim Of the joking propens-
ties of her. liege lord, - and is the cause Of
considerable merriment at her expense. She
had answered several summons of the door
bell, only to find the smiling benedict in
rang, and thinking it from the same source,
called out in q CHEEKY voice, you can come
in ii you want to, shall not open the door -
Her bushes and c)nstern 4tiJn, when she
saw the village pastor enter at her bidding,
can be better imagined than described.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08
MrNn.oR COUNTY

While Leman Blanchard. % years old, was
cutting down a tree at Windsor, it fell upon
him, killing him instantly. In his diary
were found his name and az, SIj IN money
and a check for 81 900 lie had no rela tons
10 that town, aud his home and family, il he
had any, are unknown
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08

St. q oluzbury undertook 70 get up AN ox-
element 5y Il tx chase 9n the Fair Grounds,
bIl It WASH q success. The managers had
three foxes, and the first one let q chased
the dog auI scared hlm to that be- ran into
tine crowd ami they kiched him out.
VIM. Mead met with severe accident at
Mclud1e- Falls, la-r Thursday. lie slipped
Jt the tram and biz foot struck between a
couple Of stones. His leg was broken twice.
once near tue hap auI a-ain below the knee.
CH .TT1N1EN COUNTY.
Ii is -lIi that Mr.. John Holmes Of Char
lotte, has the largest orchard in the state.
lie has 600 trees, and Will set out 500 more
next eIrInE-
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-11-08
tiles. Shot-Guns. RevoIvers.
m GREAT CHANCE FORAGENTs.

81 n Won want tuStiou as agent, local or trav
cling with a chance 10 maxe : , L. $50 DeT day
~ selling new strand White Wir- Clothes
# III f4'u-> They last forever, samptes free there
- no risk. Address Al once Hudson River Wire
II III Fo- k. cor Water s. & Maiden Lime. Is
Dearborn St. Chicago tN42E4
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08
The 4ailn State Reeister.
JOSEFHINE.
BY u. +.

IA poetical compliment to alady friend
at Carson City, the name, "JOsephine,'
being fictitious.
\ vOtary at Beauty's shrine,
Proclaims by all that is divine
The stars, the clouds, the heavenly bow,
And all that's lovely here below
That Venus fair, nor Egyrt's Queen,
Cannot compare with Josephine!
Josephine, MY Josephine,
The beauteOus rosebud, young and gay;
The modest lily, queen OF May
The pink, whose lovely charms impart
A pleasure to the Poets heart
Each has its special charms, l ween,
But all combine in Josephine.
Josephine, MY Josephine.
Her image is before me now.
scan her form, her eyes,, her brow;
And all her features rare, express
The climax of true lOvelineSs:
And virtues crown of light is seen,
Upon the brow of JOsephine!
Josephine, MY Josephine.
Could | at will and pleasure Gull,
Among the bright and beautiful,
I'd choose (among the favored few
4 bride whose hear is fond and true;
With cultured mind and graceful mien,
And all the charms of Josephine!
Josephine, NY Josephine.
'Twould be indeed Il joy to me,
Aye, more, 'twould be an ecstasy,
To know my memory were dear
To her who always seems so near
To know that l were worthy cen
One tender thought of Josephine.
Josephine, MY Josephine,
Oh, may the Gods protect and bless,
And crown her with true happiness!
And may the angels hover near,
To Danish every grief and fear
That genial. joyous, calm, serene,
May be the life OF Josephine.
Josephine, MY Josephine,
Rockland, New, April /, 1871.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08

A LITTLE STORY on GEANr.-The
Roanoke (Virginia) Times publishes
the following: 4 good story Is told
by n of the Methodist ministers
now in this place attending confer
ence. We do not recollect Of ever
seeing it in print, and We think that
it is too good to be lost. 1t is as
follows:
During the war a S'Confei." was
captured by the Yankees, and hap
pened to be taken to Gen. Grants
headquarters. After being ques-
toned by the General, the old Con
fed" asked him where he was go
ing?
Il am going" says Grant, ito
Richmond, to Petersburg. to Heaven
and it may be I will 90 to hell"
After cycling the General for sew
eral moments, the old Confed. >
said:
General Grant, you can't go to
Richmond, for General Lee is there;
you can't go to Petersburg, for Gen
eral Beauregard is there; you can't
go to Heaven, for Stonewall Jack
son is there; but as to going to hell,
you may get there, for L know Of no
Confederates in that region"
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08
Notice TO creditors.

&OIICE Is HEREBY GIVEN BY II
IN undersigned, Administrator of the estate OF
ELIAS IL. JOHNSON, de~ea~ ed, to the creditors
of and all persons having claims against said &C.
ceased. to exhibit the same, with the necessary
vouchers, within ten IN lnths from the first publ
cation of this notice, to the undersigned. at the
office Of Clarke d Wells, Attorneys-at Law, III
Carson City. Is DOhoN, Aiinr-
Carson City, April 4, ISL. apo 3m*
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08
Application for Patent.
Notice No. I'll
L. :. REGIsTrr's OFFICE. !

CtRSCS tIII, New AlrlI D. 1871.
NOTICE Is K I'VE THAT JOHN
~ JACKSON, HENRY CAFFALL and JAMES
AUTHEItS have this day fled in this office q di-
agram, together with a notice of application for
patent from the United States. under Act OF Con
gress approved July 20, 1sG6, for one thousand
feet Of the Mint Lode, known ~ the Mint Com
ptny's claim situated in age and Wasaoe Valley
District. 0rm-bv county. Nevada, AMI more par
ticular!y described as follows: Commencing at
station No. l, a post on the north line OF the
Athens CoEpany's claim, aud running thence n.
1872 o. ". one thousand feet, 10 station No. :;
thence ". 10 So Z five hundred feef, to station
No. 8; thence S 1So G5' T.. one tn usand feet, to
station No. J: thence s. ITO So W five lundse ed
feet to station No. l, the place Of beginning. and
containing II Is 100 acres. hearings from mag
netic neridtn. Said claim is more particularly
described by the diagram posted in this office and
on the claim.
ayr GODS f. D TODD, Register.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08

VOID QUACKS.--A victim of early in
n discretion. causing nervous debility prema-
tnre decay, etc, having tried in vain every adver'
tised remedy, has a simple means OF selt-cure'
vbich he will send free TO his fellow sufferers.
address: J. II. FUTILE, IS Nassau street, New
- de30-6Ei
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08

The people of Boston are so polite
they call their Founding Asylum a
Refuge for Anonymous Human
ity." That's nothing to Chicago.
They have a Rancho for babies
born on the European plan.
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08

A little Sunday School scholar
was recently asked by his teacher:
What becomes of the liars?"
They go to Florida" said the little
boy, ''become carpet baggers, and
write for the Radical newspapers"
The Daily state register. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-08

Il. c. LILLE & CO.,
DIR Il /
IM5CRTERS FROM The EAST.
Blank EOolSs.
Jew Hooks.
miscellaneous Books,
Newspapers,
New EiusIc,
violin S:rinSs,
Letter Paper,
legal Cap,
Biii Gap,
fool-,aT,
Vote Paper.
Legal Envelopes,
Sole Envelopes.
Drug EHvr oDeS,
ar1Iine and Violet Inks.
ArnoId's Writing Fluids,
Maynard & NOy.> inks,
Tna6deus Bayids' Inks.
Reservoir II uc4iage stands,
Patent NuciI2ge stands,
EuciIage in Stands.
barometer EuAsTauds,
Fountain I~ukstandz,
Ink>ta;td>
travellers EnE&sfanGs,
Elegant Portfolios.
Writing Desks,
Water tGtors.
Carpenters Pencils,
lGt.e1iDie Pen ellis,
Drawing Pencils
Faber's Pencils,
COuyinS Er shes.
Copying Presses.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

"An "old colored sister" of Atlanta,
Georgia, thus accounts for the recent
destructive storm in that city: 81
can jes tell you what is de reasoD for
all dis hail and wind and rain what de
good Lord has poured out upon US poor
sinners-it all comes of that ice mer-
sheen what the white folks hab start
ed in dis town. It's agin mater
making of freezin' cold ice here in de
month of July, and de good Lord is
punishin' US fur tryin' to be smarter
dan He is. He don't make ice in de
summer time, and when poor sinful
man gets to goin' again de Lord, den
He's sure to punish 'em with storms
of hail and rain, and wind and tara
fyiu feyers.u
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
PRINTERS down I'M Mississippi are

Printers down in Mississippi are to
be tempted to display their fast quail
tiles at the State Fair which is to be
held at Jackson, in October. Here is
the proposed programme of exercises:
"For the fastest and best type set
ting, a silver composing stick suita-
bly, inscribed; for the second best, a
gold composing rule. At least four
entries required. The type used to be
solid BREWER: time, one hour; type TO
be set at the fair ground. Matter to
be proved and read at expiration of
hour for setting type, and committee
to take into consideration the quality
as well as quantity of work. Copy
will be the same for each competitor.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

1. n. Burroughs, of ~Charlestown,
Mass, has a cat with two heads, two
tails and eight legs. As Brigham
Young's theater, and other places
where produce and animals are used
as currency, Mr.. Burroughs creature
would pass for q ducat.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

"a bright little boy about four years
of age, sol of a clergyman, was at
your correspondents house n eve
ming with his parents, and Igave him
a couple of five cent pieces. He laid
them on the table, and putting his
finger on one said, This one 1 am
going to give to the heather" He
played with them awhile till finally
one of them rolled awayand he could
not find it. "Well," saidI "my lad,
which one have you lost?" "Oh,"
said he, 81 have lost the one I was go
ing to give to the heathen.n
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
The CHRONICLE.

A PUZzLE.-We find the following
puzzle in the Wheeling AnteHigencer;
our youths can solve it and report:
The following problem was givento
a bow by a gentleman, who offered $50
If he would do ii within six months,
at the same time assuring him that
there was no trick or catch in it.
Take the nine digits l, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, z,
S, 8, and also the 0, and add them to-
gether,. so that they amount to just
focusing them once and only once.
Will some of the readers of the Intel
H0encer please answer this =?
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

Adyspeptic read that by sending a
dollar by mail he would receive a
cure for dyspepsia. He sent the mon
ey, and received a slip with the follow.
ing printed on it: "Stop drinking
and hoe in the garden" The man
wa mad at first, then laughed, and
finally went to hoeing, and stopped
drinking, and is now as well as ever.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

An Illinois woman committed sui
eide by hanging herself to an apple
tree. Atthe funeral a neighbOr MOTTO
ing the sad appearance of the hus-
band, consoled him by saying that he
had met with a terrible loss. eyes"
said the husband, fetching asigh, "she
must have kicked awfully to shake
off six bushels of green apples"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
The
The ties of business-Advertise.

The ties Of business-Advertise.
A confidence operation-E Eating
sausages and buying eggs.
Right tacks to knock on the head
Income taeks.-[Judy.
The Boston Commercial Bulletin
thinks a good name for a street rail-
way conductor is Oscar"
a Chippewa chief, who visited
Chicago lately, pronounced the
weather "big hot"
One county in Iowa reports three
men made insane by the excessive
use of tobacco.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

The Pittsburg Gazette says that
smallpox of a very dangerous type
has been prevailing for some time past
in that city, Allegheny and the
surrounding boroughs. Responsible
physicians say that the disease is on
the increase, and great fear is enter
tanned that it will assume a frightful
epidemical form if not checked or
conquered before cold weather setsin.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
Hair IeweIry Manufaet0ry.

REISS s. E. GORDON, respee1ol-
M " that she still conLness
he business Of manufactur1ng 81 kl
sinTs. 40. made to order on the snotsSss
lime and At living rates. Svtten. S1 -
BraidA, Of AL descriptions and Soto51a
~ bfoof. Main St, Warren Onlo
GaT =. tm, 8. 3. GOA1OA'
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

---------- - III --------
7.20 A. NJ, Sundays excepted, from Mead
VILE. Stopping at SuttOns sos, EvansbuRg
$40. Adamsvile 9.05, GreenviIe 100, She
mango 1890, GAINESVILLE IL.0O, Orangeville
Warren as, Leavittsburg3.N 30, BraceviIle35
Calhoun 40, Freedom4.&, Ravenna $50, and
arriving at Kent so P. N.
HOO An. Sundays excepted, from Mead
Vile. Stopping at Evansburg l2IO P. NJ,
Adamsvtlle 1872, Greenvflle Ito, ShenangO
LIZ, GAINESVILLE lao, O~rangevflle 2I5 Burg
hill 90, B~aconsburg as, Warren 400, and
arriving at LeaYittsburg AIS, p. NJ.
3.A5 p. n, daily, from Meadville. stopping
at Suttons Asp. n. Evansburg5 500, Adams
vile l,2, Greenville 600, Shenango $40,
GAINESVILLE $50, Orangevflle7.4 AS. Baconsbnrg
$40, Warren 9I5, Leavtttsburg9. 55, and ART
wing at Kent at 1880 A. NJ.
1000 P. n, daily, from MeRdville. Stop
OrangevilIe l2.0, A. NJ, Warren $50, Leav-
tttsburg 200, Raveana $50, and Rrrfvingat
Kent at 400 A. N.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

w the celebrated HOlE SHUTTLE SEW
ING MACHINE Has the Under feed, makes
the 'lock stitch" (alfke on both sides) and Is
hiIy licensed. The best and cheapest family
JOHNSON, CLARK & CO., Boston, Mass,
Pittsburgh, Pa, Chicago, Ill, or st. Louis,
No.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

A favorite amusement of the bellies
of New Bedford in the winter is sill
ding down hill on a Goldfish. On a
moonlight night hundreds of young
ladies belongings the Oldest and best
families of that ancient town may be
seen participating in this healthyaDd
innocent recreation.
Healthy and innocent" indeed =
We regard it as a very scaly business.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
LIV cry 8 FEED STABLE

IT P BASSETT, WOULD IN
edThe lot formerly occupied by the Frank
lin House barn, andhas erected thereon, n
OF the best and commodious Livery Stables
in the State. The fact that he has q conVe-
nient location, the best ofnvery STOCK gsn-
tlemanlY and accommodating men IN MS
employ cannot fell to win for his stable g
large share OF public patronage. MI. W.
and a many new ones as viii favor MIN
with their patronage. call and see the new
stable and N the stock Particular
attep given to boarding and feeding
horsaS- You cannot dnd better enjoyment
than riding in the new carriages, maqe oy
Drenpon q Goist, expressly for this stable.
June q, ISL
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

The Boston Transcript is publish
ing a new kind of enigmas, called
comparative conundrums. For in
stance: First-My positive is a figur-
alive tale: my comparative is a geome-
trio curve (; my superlative is a newly
married couple. Answer-Parable,
P~arabola, Pair o'blest. Secondly
positive is a sudden storm at sea /;
my comparative is abjeet poverty /;
my superlative is a catalogue Of fe-
male Indians. Answer-Squan Squat
or, Squaw-list. The Bostonians must
have a bloated quantity Of time hang
ng on their hands.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

In the "Life of Barnam," an anu
sing anecdote is told of King, the &C.
tor, who met a friend whose name he
had forgotten, and took him home to
dinner. After several attempts to
find out his name, King said: my
friend and I have had a dispute as to
how you spell your name; indeed, we
have had a bottle of wine about it."-
"Oh! with two ps," was the answer.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
Additional Local Trains Eastward.

$50 A. n, Sundays excepted, ron Leav-
tttsburg. Stopping at Orangevine 81, Clarks-
Vile I.O5. Greenville 40. Adamsville Sis.
Evansburg $40, Suttons $40, and arriving at
Meadville $50 A. NJ.
$40 A. n, Sundays excepted. from Kent.
Stopping at RaYenna 40, Freedom 7.35, Cal
houn 500. Bracev1lle $50. Leavtttsburg $50,
Warren 9.D, Baconsburg as Burghiu 10,O,
Orangeville 10.SQ, ClarksYfue u.00. ShenangO
l2l3. Greenyills u25. AdamsVfle u.5
E~vansburg 21OP. N, Suttons 1870, and az
irving at Meadvtlle LOO P. n.
ESQ A. n. Sundays excepted nom Kent
Stopping at Ravenna 500, Freedom 8.S7, CAL
hOun 9l0. Braceville 935, Leavittsburg 10.49,
Warren lilo, B~aconsburg 1l.50, Burghi0 12.4S
P. NJ, OrangevflleL Los. Shenango205, Green
vile As, Adamsville SIS, EVansburg $50,
Suttons ABS, and arriving at Meadville 55
P. NJ.
$50 P. n, Sundays excepted, from LeaT-
ittsburg. Arriving at Warren 610, BacOns-
burg 81, Burghu 80, O~rangevtlle T.45,
GAINESVILLE SIS, ~Shenango 9.05, Greenville
Ais Evansburg los, and arriving at Mead
Vile LIS P. NJ.
sDaily. fSaturdis excep'd. tMond's exeep'd,
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
The Davis Vertical Feed
SEWING MACHINE

-
is NOW TAKING THE LEAD
1amOngthe drst-claSs machines of the day.
There are nearly one hundred at work N
satisfaction and all beensoldwithin the last
few months. h Feed used in the Davis is
unlike any Others n presents anew work
ing principle long desired in Sewing Ma
chimes, making IL one of the most novel,
valuable and Important features ever patent
ed. We challenge the the world TO produce 8
machineas simpleinits construction strong
in its working parts, as easy to use, and that
viii do the range of work a the Davis. Its
working parts (which are only 49, are made
Of the best imported steel, are compact,
strong and durable; each point of friction
being case-hardened 50 they viii wear,
longer, with less expense for repairs than
any other machine.
The attachments Of mis- machine are ac-
ceeded by all TO be superior to any other
machine in the ease with which they are
handled, anG h work they do. We defy
the most experienced operator in the world,
on any other machine to turn a hem over 4
OF an inch wide without folding or basting
on one yard OF cotton cloth, straight or bias,
that will excel n that can be turned on
the Davis by a green hand with fifteen min
utes practice. 1t excels in Cording, Braid
lngst eu1ng quitting, Binding, Hemmlng'
Tucking DEMONSTRATING M Gathering. IL
VII gather g ruf1es gather and stitch on one
band, or gather the ruffle and stitch IL be-
tween two bands at the same time without
basting. Come u come all, nj see TINS
machine. Come whether you wish to pur-
chase or not it viii be show you with
Send for illustrated catalogue of prices
Machine Oil, Needles for the Davis, Howe,
Singer, Wheeler & Wilson, DC, for sale
Once and sales room in Adams bookstore,
Market ST., Warren,0 o.
e. S. KNEELANO,
Gen1A Agent for TrumbuE & Mahoning Cos.
June q, lS7l-Sms
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

At a certain college the senior class
was under examination for degrees.
The professor of natural philosophy
was badgering in optics. The point
under illustration was that, strictly
and scientifically speaking, we see no
object, but their images depicted on
the retina. The worthy professor in
order TO make the matter palmer, said
to the wag Of the class:
"Mr. Jackson, did you ever actual
ly see your father?"
mo, Sir" was Bill's'prompt reply.
"Please to explain why you never
saw your father.
because" replied replied MI. Jack
very gravely, "he died before 1 was
born.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30
ITuTIE MEN

hLife of Plumaeld, with JOS Boys. BY
Louisa N. Alcott, author Of Little Women.b
San Ol~d-Fashfoned Girl" With mustra-
tons. One volume, uniform with her pre-
vtOus books. Price S1y5l. Professor Bhaer,
having opened aprivates school at PlumheId.
Aunt "Jo,i who, when a girl was half a bow,
herself, is now in her element Witha bakers
dozen Of boys round hlr.
This book introduces most Of the charae-
ters in Little Women" as actors in diner
ent vacations OF Life; VIII be thought by the
boys to be bully, by the girls TO be Pe5ecav
jolly, and all their pas and mas viii laugh
and cry over It in sympathy.
Just Published and received at
June7. ADAMS Book Store.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-08-30

Aman who was driving a COW thro'
the streets of Waupuh, Wisconsin,
was so much fustered bya sudden
bow from q lady that, in return, he
made a bow to the cow and threw a
stone at the fair one.