The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-05-18


in Am. Messenger.
THIS AND THAT.
Sawdust is worth cent bushel ID
Maine.
There are 90, 600 ehocmakers in Penn
sylvania.
Paris would be better Off II she had
"nairy Red"
A spoiled child-one that played with
a can Of kerosene.
A Cameron county man paid $50 for
box Of gift enterprise kindling wood.
A good yoke-the matrimonial, i.e.t
some persons regard 1t a. very good
joke.
What difference 1t makes whether
you put DR.. before or after . man's
name.
Over coo, 900 seals have been captuf.
ed by l4O Newfoundland vessels this sea.
son.
A Bangor merchant glories in the fact
that he shipped $1,000 dozen cses to
Boston last week.
Why Is the eartl, like black board?
Because the children Of men multiply
upon the face Of it.
A wise man advertises extensively,
because he believes that many columns
furnish good support.
"There are but twenty-six cubic feet
of gold now used in the world.' Are
we not lucky. to have two feet?
There are six millions Of real estate
owners in the United States, the farm-
ers being four millions of the number.
"Henpeck" is the name of post Of
fl &c in Alexandria county, Illinois. It
does a small business. The males avoid
it.
A citizen of Montreal Is under arrest
for refusing to tell census enumerator
the ages o: his two unmarried daught-
ers.
The Comanche Indians are Disguised
with the employment of colored troops
on the frontier, they are SO hard to
scalp.
There are in the world about 12O 600
miles of railway, that have cost $40 O,0OO,-
900 900, and give employment to ,0Oo.-
600 persons.
A Boston paper says the New York
teamsters keep very cool now-a-days.
There is a nice Bergb there which &C
counts for it,
Philadelphia has 1000 manufacturing
establishments of all kinds, which give
employment to 12O 900 men, womenard
children.
The Prussan Government lately gave
$50, 900 to Berlin cook for his secret Of
making pea pudding sausages that will
not turn sour.
The electric telegraph has reached
Vardoe, a little town in the north-eas.
tern extremity Of Norway. probably the
uorthernmost town OH the globe.
A Connecticut schoolboy has written
composition on the horse, in which he
says it is an animal having four legs,
'one at each corner
Women ought certainly to take al in.
terest in agriculture, AS there Is nothing
more important to them than that ali
men should be good husband men.
OF the first edition Of Ccrvantes' "Qui.
xote," only two copies exist III Madrid
one in the library of the Spanish Acad-
| tn of
Word by word Webster.s big Diction-
ary was made. Dollar by dollar, my
young rooster, must be made the mon.
.y which purchases your future "ksr-
RIDGE"
Nasby intended to call his bsby Anna
Dickinson. Nature interven ed to pro-
tect the helpless nnocent, however. It
wasn't the right sort OF baby for that
purpose.
+ The Chicago Tribune plaintive!y says:
SIN comparatively few years the quail
and tie prairie chicken will be matter
Of history" 1t is to lie hoped they will
die game.
, 1t has been estimated by DR.. Burke
that an average brain is capable Of hold
: ing 8, 3,l55, 76O, 900 thoughts, and Dialogue
has estimated that the cerebral convoiu-
} tions contain ls4 ,OOo, ,OOO, ,O0O cells.
"Of eleven men of Bedford, n. H., who
voted in 1911 for the first time, seven
are still alive and over eighty years Of
5 age. The other four all died at advanced
= ages" Which way did they vote?
= Rothschild, the founder Of the world
; renowned house Of Rothsciiid & Co.
5 ascribed his success to the following
Never have anything to do with An
unlucky man. Be cautious and bold
y Make bargain at once"
y "Pleasanton telegraphs to the English
Chancellor of the exchequer that the
tax on matches here produces $4,000, ,OOf
year" Curious coincidence, ths'
the Chancellor wants our opinion OH
. matches just at the time Louisa marie.
, Lorne.
= A young man says that there may
have been such thing as real true love
=, in old times, hut that now the notion I,
:, entirely absolete, and If you ask young
'. lady now a-days to share your lot, sh>
: !. Immediately wants to know how lsrgs
that "lot'' is.
oi Ifit vera necessary to cite a case tt