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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

] iisss e.ils Uslsd aata et America, "a Co.ore,
] HTsssltSS lint Of way through the public land.
b and The same Is hereby granted 70 the Utah Cen.
lie hHs ni theiegisladSe assembly Of Inc Territory
Ss9t q : "a isI tSssfSs sSd, s sses sasISnj is sSn t sp SSns: u Or
ne. OGDEN c, .sSs u H, .as Tsrr aSs ~ 81 g Ms e o 81
tsSs from lie public lands adjacent 70 the line Of
Sad road material Of earth, stone. timber and so
forth. for the construction thereof Fold way Is
,dreI feet In width on each side Of SAID railroad
where II may pass through the public domain. 10.
GLIDING ali Necessary ground ior stauop puldlngss,
tricks, turntables and water stations: provided.
that within three months from the passage Of this
Act the said Utah Central Railroad Company shall
sppfcvedby him, exhibiting the limo OF tho nailrosd
" said company, as the same has been locAtedA and
eonstrustea (: ,proy,hid n ms.nsr. .n StS Ss,S sg%P PSaS
graphic service. And 50 shall DO the duty, Of Tho
otSer rsiroaa which has BEEN Or shall BE- sa:borIed
TO be built BY the United States, or BY the Lestsla.
ture OF The Territory Of Utah, to form running con.
See. T. And be II further enacted, That the United
States. make the grants herein. and that the said
Utah Central RailrOSd COMPANY accepts the sa%s
chapter sixteen OF the laws or The Territory OF Utah,
Snbroved February nineteenth, eighteen hundred
md sIxty.nine and ubon tho further express cOndi.
tion that n the said company make any breach OF
ths conditions hereof then In such cas-, Of any time
do any and ali Sets and things which may Be neediui
and necessary for the enforcement OF such eondi.
lions. ss.- ,gE.. --... ,",,. Z
Central Railroad shall be q post route and Q military
rosd, subject 10 the use OF The United States for
postal, military, naval. and ell other Government
service, and also subject to such regulations a. Con-
eress may Impose. restricting tho charges for such
Governmentt transportation. ., -,.suL.l5g
Sec, &, And be II firther enacted That the accept,
anee Of the terms, conditions ndtmpositions oftois
Act by the said Utah Central Railroad Company,
shall be signlnsd IN writing under the corporate seal
oil said company. duly executed pursuant 10 tho a.
rection OF is Board OF Directors nnt bad and OBJ
tained, which acceptance shall DO made within three
months after the passage Of this Act and snAl Dc
served on the President Of the United States; ana
IL such acceptance and service shall not be 90 made.
this grant shall be void.
Sec. 5. And be Il further enacted, That Copgress
may at any time, having due regard Tor the nghts or
said Utah Central Railroad Company, add TO, alter.
amend or repeal this Act.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

Ri T.sda,d bytks essafe aadl Roxise fRsrasst-
10: q p. I.asa sats n AHnesea y ce.sYt.a.,
- maj SithaIandt whiehgere granted By Conerts
In the year eighteen hundred, and JntyAix. 70 ne
State 81 Louisa IA, to ai'in the constructor o. tns
New OrInana0 peiuukM md reAf. WeAernJ1ns
rood. and which have not been lawfully disposed o.
BY the said State under said grant, which h0s1'
plrd BY lipitation, Or py lst q CORR SSSs tes
Gnited States, and hess hndJ shfll h~egesftsf b ~
posedof a otheI put16 hnds ottaS Qnited Sts,sG
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
Be 10 enacted BY the Senate AND Hoa,s Of Rsprsseat
aiires 9ft!hs United States Of America IN Conofeii

Be IL enacted bv the Senate and Hoaie eJ Rsprss mt
aiires q ths United SGte' q America IN Conorsis
That 90. much OF section twcnty.one, OF. tho Aet TO
reduce internal taxes, and FOR other purposes, ap-
proyedlJuiy fourteen, eighteen hundred and ssy-
enty, as relates TO sugar, be amended 70 ithatlt
will ead: 's''' b. N'" i..' H"h EJy' -
On all sugar not abovc number seven, Dutch,
standard In color, one and threeQuarter cents per
On all sugar above number seven. and, not above
number ten. Dutch standard In color, two cents per
pound. 'NI''' .s.yIA
number thirteen. Dutch. STANDARD In color, two aud
one-Quarter cents per pound Hs.'" ma ~ '.'i
I. On all nigar above number thirteen. and not above
number sixteen, Dutch standard, In color. two aud
threeAqparter cents per pound. .'u-l" 80, In5
On ali sugar above number sixteen, and not above
number twenty. Dutch standard In color. three and
one. quarter cents per pound. n, .Jlt'
On all sugar above number twenty, Dutch stand
ard In color. and on all rehned loaf. lump. crushed.
powdered and graduated sugar, four eents per
pound. provided. that the Secretary Of the Tness-
ury shall. By regulation, prescribe and require that
samples rom packages OF sugar shall be taken BY
tho proper oficers. In such manner a. to ASCERTAIN
tho true quality Of such sugar; and the weights OF
sugar imported In casks or boxes shall be Married
distinctly by the eustom.house veigheyI by Scoring
the ngures indelibly on each package; and provided,
further, that all nirup or sugar. cane Juice, meiada'
concentrated melada, or concentrated ,molhaseS en-:
tered under the name Of moiasses, shall Be forfeited
TO the United States, atN Ha FF'N" ''#s
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNER
SHIP.

THE PARTNERSHIP HERETOFORE Elk.
loisting between s.. Schweiss and Jacob May
or, In tho Gold Hill Brewery, was this day dis
solved by mutual consent. 8. SShweist viii
CONTINUE the business at tho old stand, pay all
Indebtedness and collect all bills OF the late
drm.s Itags.4 srs.rs 8. SCHwEISS, ).
FN1erpt :11',r..s sr JACOB MAYER
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
ORDNANCE NO. e3.
AN ORDINANCE to Fix and Collect q
License Tax.
(Passed June IL, A. D. lsH.l
TUE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF GOLD

TNHE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF GOLD
j Hill do ordain :iEs-2i taGt@ aah 2a.L t.li
SECTION l. No rerson or persons, urn or a..
ISOLATION shall, Within the incorporate limity OF.
the town Of Gold HHl, 30 allowed 70, pursue any
calling, trade or profession, or tranBactany bust-
ness Hereinafter mentioned, until he, she or they
have taken out q license therefor and paid for
tho came a. II hereinafter provided. and for any
violation OF this ordinance the party 90 Offending
shall, OF conviction before any. Justice Of tbs
Peace ofthc own Of Gold HTA, % 1nediA any
sum not greater than ave hundred dollars and
not less than thirty dollar, and II such unns DO
,prisoned In the town jal q The, rate OF D day
Tor eyerytwo dollars Of said hns.TEgG
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
MEDICAL

MILLIONS Bear Testimony to their
wenderraIs aTatiyeiE&oetSs6NTAyGoSrs
fho.a vic Eaaeynrtnks pAlspff9es RsH'
Proof spirits and Refuse
Liauors, doctored, splced and Gweetsnod to please
the tssts, called "Tonics," "AppetrerI," "Rsstor.
cutn kc., that lead tho tippler on to drunkenness
and ruin, but arc o true Medicine, made from the
native roots and herbs Of California, FREQ from all
rAleoholic etiganIapts,o Thsyarpthe6R1ATl
BLOOD FURTHER opd LIFE CIV.
NE FRINCfFLE, y perfect 'Renoyttor and
Inyigorator otthc sSsestn. ETJinso Oh Ill pobouous
matter and restoring tbs blood To . heatny eondi-
ton. No person can take these Bitters according 10
directions, and remain long unwen, provided meir
bcneaar potAesrszsdfH ntac.a E~sullproehsr
means, and IL yialSrRns point
ofrepalr.
They arc . Gentle Purrntive - well ~
nTonic, possessing also, tho peculiar msrit OF act
ing a. q powerful agent In relieving Congestion or
Inflammation Of tho Liver. and all tho Vbcsral
Organs
FOR FEMALE oMPLAMTH, whether
in Young or old, married or single, at the dawn OF
c.omsnhood or At the turn Of Life, these Tonic Bit
For S~sSSsiSsSory sadfdkrSafe Hhss-
matisn and GoIt, Dyspepsia or IndiSes-
zion, Bilious, Remittent and Intornittent
Tevers, Diseases ofths Rloed. Liver, I'D.
aevs and BLADDER, Soet11ttssV hav6b<en
mot ,ucccsful Such Dtseases arc caused BY
Vitiated Blood, which Il generally produced By
der,ngemenpffA1eyst3te p6ENhS
,,DYsPfrlfA or INDIGESTION, Head:
1ichc, Pain In the Shoulder Coughs rshtnesso OF the
Che,t. pIuiuaa, Sou. Rpactstops Of 10 Stomach,
pad fs.e b no Mouth BMStf 1ttsetS Palpitaton
oSth. uc.rt OF the LunVk Palm In the
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
ORDINANCE NO. "a.
(Passed June, A. D. 70, 1s7I.l

AN ORDINANCE to Regulate the use OF
ssai.SsE6EE'sTFa.1'My'
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
TOWN CLERKS REPORT -.
Ear ~ Oasrfcr eudlng July 81, 1871.
NOTICE TO ~TAxPAYERs

rTAyING THIS DAY RECEIVED THE
III Assessment Roll OF the Town OF Gold hih
for the hscal year ending April, k.p. IsIs'
that the taxes on all property assessed 10 the
Town Of Gold Hin. OF One Dollar and Fifsy;;aye
Cent? Ia E) upon each One Hundred Dollars
CSlOOA ls due and payable nom and amer TINS
Ss;e. q nv ofice, In Gold Hin, nom 10 O'Clock
" TO / O'clock r, n, and from Z O'Clock TO
az O'Clock r. y, Of each day. All Taxes re
naming unpaid on the nrst day OF OCTOBER,
1871, viii 90 on the Delinquent List, with ten
per cent. added thereto.
, ,-rs Marshal and Tax Collector.
Gold Hill, September /. 1871. ausl.u
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Approved as. iso.f !

AN ACT granting q, the Utah Central Railroad,
GSr1psrs sa 2 nSet Sr " Z t saIi,osd s snS pScee lands
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
Approved JuY,It. lsT0.

-" 10 e IPublic-No. 1871
AN ACT to declare forfeited! 10 the Unued States
certain land grants 10, the State Of Louisiana 10
AID In constructing a railroad therein. .,f
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
Approved July II, 1870.

s"i G!ifUtPubre.No. IG:1 s"e'
AN ACT 10 extend the proviAons Of fha pre-smp-
d lion laws 10 the Territory Of Colorado. and foF
- other purpoBe1
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

AN ORDINANCE Amendntory OF and
- Supplementary to ordinance No. 63,
sSsfit!sts AZ 0s4tTsess g MxS J1Ds
~, A. ID. 1871.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

no not he deceived by unprinc1pled dealers
who NAV offer You q remedy called Aliens Pee.
toral BSlsam, which 10 offered for sale on the
erdat merits OF Aliens Lung Balson;
'dsffoY aud 6e sure you receive Alent Lupp
Bals&rh-aii Others are arrangements.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
fpubnc-No, no.
[Approred July u. is7o.1

AN ACT 10 vAeate the Fort Dakota military reser.
walton In the Territory Of Dakota, and for other
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
r. C IN A n F.,
Chinese Physician. ~

sE1ZGhstOHS -S
MAIN sTREET........"--GOLD HILL
CTwo doors above the Eclipse ,Stables)
n 81 EsV Cd INN
-0FFERs HIS SERVICES TO THE PUBLIC
for the successful treatment Of Consump-
tiou, Bropchitis, Kidney Affections ,=DyspepNA-
A6eSioul pf the LS1HsAES rers, 1t1rrhR gre
EyeS. Fef6m, Fever Sore. Private Diseases. and
All DISEASES OF THE HUMAN FRAME.
no matter OF how long standing.
He also sucrsssfdflg treats Fractured Limbs
and Sores Of long standing.
~ Terms RsaAeaAble. 81
Gold HIl, August Il. 1871. aul2lme
ia Q NOTICE. n AA
IS HEREBY aTyENA~
~ that cas- mE 11tlf it0daS he J
Ofdinances In regard to Hog, DoEs6.@
HIS tSd ss''' II 4t1H9S & .iffia1El R1GE Esss@sx.nA.l
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
Approved December q, ls7o.

AN ACT to an end an: Act entitled AN Act 70 re.
proved July fourteenth. eighteen hundred and
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
REpINoIoN, Hos1ETIER 4 co
.s9sasd 5si narkc. street :
SAN FRANCIsCO, CAL, 1l q

Agents Tor the Pacific States.
EB-Soldb BY Medicine Dealers generally.
= - Y4...- 'ae80-1y s,1J sfs ,sr-N ~
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ma MEBHcAt,
tCemne1eialy.

TaraB LtsHEpI
hEsss seotasssssss. 6. t dss :s5S:si
Disaassp3ntehZssoGo nost
thea Glees StrictarSS yphcl
iHs n an rs forms, Seminal
weakness, Impotency, etc.
Shn diseases of2ears stand
inQ, ina Uleered Legs, etc.,
successfully treated 10, 7,
DIR. GIBBM has he;
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
Approved March 3. 70

AN ACT relating TO records of the Courts Of tho
- - 1U0 : United States. 20 Htfr..t
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

sec. S. And be II further enacted, That -Copgress
MAY at any time, having due regard Tor the rights or
said Utah Central Railroad Company, add 10. alter.
amend or repeal this Act.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
c~6KPoFITI0N NOTICE
.baoUARTERLY REPORT s''
or ~ Qfeasarer Of tho TeW1 q Gel
AM for the osars'r 'adias jay S sb'.

~ 80 . 0oLD lint, Nsy. August u, 1871;
To ths Honorable Board OF Trustees OF ge
submit my Quare.rly Report n Treasurer oltne
Town Of Gold Hill for the Quarter ending
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

ANoRnuNANcE u Prsvtlafsrtho Low,
and,hCs,leusisa q TAxssstn no. eska'
81 Hsi4l HIN, pasSed April R4,iA-D
sSsI- s9S!S.lfs SA9a.!
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05
DISSOLUTION OF coPARTNER-
.ysz!-ltN SNIP.

Goal am. july II. 1871. nv -jyi7.i
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-09-05

pay therefor, per quarter In advance, $lO;
For selling nak di.tiledor spiritu9as liquors
tics less than I'VE gallons. per quarter In ad-
For Keeping a public dance house, or hnrty-
eurdy house, room or establishment, or melo-
deon, per quarter in advance, $50; or per day In
For sScS6oteI tavern, INN or public boarding
house or lodging house, or coffee stand, or re-
freshment or oyster stand, or restaurant or chop
house. Or lunch house Or stand, per quarter In
ProyiieS that nothing In this last clause7 OF
this section shali be 90 construed as 10 include
the RIGHT to sell malt or rdistilled9 liquors or
wines, but the same shall be distinct and scpa-
rate and exclusive license therefor. nj Z, p roll e
For carrying on business as gpnsmiin, newss
paper publisher, undertaken, baker, painter OF
wheelwrights, per quarter In advance, Slo; q.
/. For each Job or express wagon or drnJ drawn
by one or more animals, per quarter ADVANCE
And every psnoa, who shsli takeor ham, any
rock or, orc from the ,mines,r nom any point
within the town OF Gold Hrl to any other pMce
within the said town, or from or out, OF tna
came, or within the limits thereof, snail oe sap
1ect whether he be the Owner. agent or en-
nloyeeE G-EA - E4HE - - 80
For keeping q saloon, or bar, or oooth, or shed,
or any place where malt or distilled uquolt, VI
wine q any: kind. or any liquid SeferS9es Nc
old, m smaller quantities tfian BY the quar- oos-
$40; or per dsy IN ADVANCE, 81
Every person. or ,dmlIkeeplng . shoe anop
shah pay therefor. per quarter in advance. n.
For each bowling saloon, or saen ninedu ~
Zach binisrd tshie, Der quarter In advance. S6OO
For hawking OF peddllng any goods. NUT o.
vegetables or any wares or merchanalss o.
thinS Of any Kind hatsoey Of any value with.
I out 4 team or animal or animalsly PCT quarter
| For hsTting or peddling with team, or with
| any snfnfsa Or animals, per quarter IN ADVANCE,
/ $50, Or per day in advance, 4-.
1 Keooes- siN barber iahupss shhu Purrnass :
| Quarterly license for elch.chAtr In nse.m snao
shop; a1a snan P.y a1sN% b5IL
AndSvsry person or persons Gagged IN one
| or mora kfndo OF. 6udI Of hutue1A enumm1rtueo
herein, shall take out and peya hosass fos saen
, 1871-05-04

An OLD ONE.-Capt. John Douglass
showed us yesterday an old copy Of the
Utter County Gazette, which be has had
in his possession for many years, and
which he had taken out Of his house, for
the first time in FIVE years, for the purpose
Of having it framed. 1t is dated January
4, 1900, and il contSins an extended ac-
count of the death and burial of George
Washington. In place of column rules
thick rsglets were used. flush with the
face Of the type, and the sheet, therefore
appears in deep mourning. Mr.. Douglass
prizes 1t mostly as memorial to the
" Father of his Country" and he viii have
it carefully framed between two glasses,
so that both sides can be read. .-Oregon-
ian.
, 1871-05-04

SAILS IS. STEAM.-The British screw
steamer Riga sailed from Shanghai Sept.
10Th, Hong Kong 18th, Port Said Nov.
9Th, Bermuda, Jan. Sth, and arrived as
New York on the 18th, laden with teas.
The American clipper ship Ariel, Capt.
Courtney, sailed from Yokohama, Japan,
Sept. 2lst, and arrived at New York Jan.
18th, having beaten the steamer four days,
although the latter passed through the
Suez Canal, and probably steamed four
thousand miles less distance than the ship
sailed. The British ship Lufra, which
also arrived at New York on the l4th,
sailed from Whampoa via Macao Sept.
3Olh, having beaten the Riga from Hong
Kong ten days. She made the passage
by the way Of the Cape Of Good Hope.
But all these passages have been sur.
passed by the clipper ship Surprise. Capt.
Ranlett, which made the passage from
Shanghai to New York in eigkty-three
days and twelve hours which iS the short.
est passage on record by either steamer
or sailing vessel. For long Voyages, It Is
doubtful whether steam has any adVan>
tage over sails. Japan or China mar
chahdise can be procured in the shortest
possible time, BY the way Of California
aud the Pacific railroad, rather than BY
the Susz Canal, and at less expsnse.-
HOnOlakE Gazstte. .'o Hla i'
, 1871-05-04

GRAT's HARBoR.-Mr. Hoffman, who
we mentioned two weeks since rs in search
Of lands upon which to settle large mum.
Der Of families from Wisconsin and other
portions Of the old Northwest, organized
company Of eight men in this town, and At
our suggestion proceeded down the valley Of
the Chehalis river to its confluence with
the ocean. examining as far as practical
the intermediate country. From Gray'S
HarbOr the party proceeded north, explor>
ing the country to near the southern base
OF the Olympic range of mountains. Mr.
Hoffman returned to this place on We'd
nesday evening, not only satisfied but en-
thusiastic over what he had seen, He has
made location, upon which he will i'm.
mediately enter with his family, upon one
OF the several rivers tributary to Gray's
Harbor, which take their rise in the OIvm-
pic range, and nearly all ofwhich are nav
igable, like the Chehalis, the greater Dor.
tion of th,ir length from the ocean, for
such steamboats, as ply on the Willamette
river. The surrounding country is chief
ly unsurveyed and all open to pre-emp-
tion under the homestead act. Mr.. Hoff.
man says that thousand families could
find homesteads of 100 acres each, in that
section, equal in soil to the best in Wis
conSin or Iowa, consisting Of prairie, OPEN
ings, river bottoms, an abundance of valu-
able timber, and water, all convenient to
navigabls waters connecting with the
ocean on one hand and with the Northern
Pacific Railroad, where it crosses the Che.
halls, on the other, and the health Of the
settler assured BY the ocean breezes on
one side and the Snow.capped mountains
on the other.
Mr.. Hoffman intends to procure fat
boat on which to remove bis family and
goods, pass down the Chehalis to Gray'S
Harbor, and from thence up another river
to the landing on his own claim. He will
he the first settler in that region, but will
have an abundance of neighbors in a very
short time.-Standard -.
, 1871-05-04

logs TO light; and then they only smoul-
der. and emit no heat. The thprmomster
in my grand room. with its silken curtains,
is usually at freezing point. Then my
clOthrs-I am serdy, very Seedy. When
| call upon friend, the porter eyes me
distrusIfully. In the streets the brggars
never ask me for aims. The other day 1
had some newspapers in my hand an old
gentleman took one from me and paid me
for it. had read it, so pockeled the
half pence. had been absent from Paris
before the siege, and returned with a
small bag II is difficult TO find a tailor
who will work, and even if be did l could
notseud him my one suit to mend, for
what should wear in the meantime De-
crncy foFbids it. My pea jacket is torn
and threadbarr, my trousers are frayed at
the bottom. and of mauy colors-lke Jo-
seph's~coa;. As for my linen, will only
say that the washerwomen have struck
work, as they have no fuel. l invested a
few weeks 60 in a pair of cheap boots.
They ars my torment, They hnve split
in various places, and wear a pair Of
gaitprs-purplO, like those of a resTecta-
BILE ecclrsiastic, to cover the rents. !
bought them on the Boulevard and at the
same stall bought bright blue hand
kerchief which was going cheap; this 1
wear round my neck. NY upper man re-
semblrs that Of a dog stealer, my lower
man that of bishop. Ny greatest trou-
Bile are my buttons. When l had more
than one change of raiment these appen->
dsges remained in their places; now they
drop off as though l were a moulting fowl,
have to pin my self together elaborately.
end whenever want to get anything out
of my pocket l am afraid of falling to
pieces. For my food, allowance myself,
in order to exc ont as long as possible my
resources. l dine and breakfast at sec
ond class restaurant. Cat. dog, rat and
horse are very well as novelties, but taken
habitually they do not assimilste with my
inner man. Horse, doctors say, is heating
| only wish it would heat me. 1 give
this description of my existence, as it is
that Of many others. Those who have
means, aud those who have none, unless
these means are in Paris, row in the same
boat
, 1871-05-04

* The latest puzzle for school teachers
and other learned people is to read the
following meaningless sentence aloud with
out mispronouncing word. The peda-
,gogues of AroostOok county were chal-
lenged to do so and unanimously failed:
" He was an aspirant after the Vagsries of
the e1Srcists. and coadjutOr of the in
fragable. yet exquisite farrago, on the
subsidence ofthe italicised finale"
, 1871-05-04

A fellow in Keokak, Iowa, went 10 bed
leaving lighted candle in an open bureau
drawer. The explosion Of &can ofPowder
aroused him, and scattered his bureau into
kindling wood.
, 1871-05-04

Mr.. Labouchere. whose fortune is put at
half million sterling, wriling fom Paris
to the London Daily Ne'0s just before the
capitulatin, gave the following pitiful &C.
count of his sorrows: X
81 am looking forward with horrible
misgivings to Ihe moment when shall
have no more money, so that perhaps
shall be- thankful for being lodged and fed
at the public expense. My banker has
Withdrawn from Paris. and his representa-
tive defines to look at my bill. although
/ ofer Fuinous interest. As for friends,
they are all in like condition, for no one
expected the siege to last so long. As
for my hotel, need observe that do
not pay my bill but in hetels the guests
may ring in vain now for fnod. sleep
on credit in a gorgeous bed-a pauper /!
The room is large. Iwish it were small
er, for the 6rswood comes from trees, Just
cut down, and il takes an honr to get the