Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-01-19
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The child of the sea-The harbo
buoy.
The bored Of education-Schoo
boys on summer afternoon.
-Disgusting meanness-To tan !
dogs hide with his own bark.
Greet Reduction in the prices Of Fur
at Meyers. 1SJ'
What is a husbands promise abou
giving up tobacco apt to end in? 4
smoke.
Why was Pharaoh's daughter like
a broker? Because she got little
prophet from the rushes on the banks.
What is the difference between i
matchmaker and a jailor: The one
sells watches, and the other watche:
cells.
a He,o lot Of Wool and Paisley, rerg
cheap at Meyers. 1SV
-" What ails your eye, Bob?
aNothing-only told fellow he lied
While gold is worth s17 per
ounce, fine blonde hair readily COM
mands $25.
j. E. Koch, jr. sells the best Car
bon Oil in use Soc per gallon. 22tf.
A Chicago sausage-maker with
unusual candor advertises his wares as
"dog cheap"
"A Mississippi negro worked on
shares, but got muffin because said he,
Il worked for de seventh, and we only
made de fifth-crop short"
A nuisance-the man who gets
his hair cut at the BARRIERS, on Saturday
night.
Water is not fashionable bever-
age for drinking your friends health,
but it is capital one for drinking your
own.
Mayors sells better Teas for less nuoaey
than any other house in torn. 1877
What is the difference between
Noah's ark and an archbishop? One
was very high ark, but the other is a
hicrarch.
War and love are strange COM
peers, War sheds blood, and love sheds
tears; War has swords, and love has
darts; War breaks heads, and love
breaks hearts.
WHY is seamstress like 4 pick
pocket? Because she cuts and runs.
-~Why do some ladies like a north
east wind? Because it brings chaps tc
their lips.
j. E. Koch, jr. sells tip-top Young
Hyson Tea, 90c per lb. Try it. 22tf.
One of our young ladies thinks
the best way to get rid OF gentleman's
love, is to return it.
when is a man not a man? When
he's a-bed.
A country girl, coming from
morning walk, was told she looked as
fresh as daisy kissed by the dew; to
which she innocently replied, "You've
got my name right-Daisy; but his
name isn't deur'
Mayors sells Water Proof at s1.OO per
yard. 1Stf
What robe is that which you do
not weave, you cannot buy, nor can sell,
needs no washing, and lasts forever?
Robe of Righteousness.
why are people who sit on free
seats not likely to derive much benefit
from going to church ? Because they
get good for nothing.
j. E. Koch, jr. sells extra Golden
Syrup at 75c per gallon. 22tf
"A Baptist church in Akron, has
arrangements for heating the water that
supplies the font.
Rev. Billman, the Lutheran min
lister of Wooster, preached his farewell
sermon there on Sunday week.
Dress Goods marked dOagn 25 per cent.
at Meyers. 1sg
The Salem Republican thinks it
worthy of remark that some of the
county officers employ lady clerks.
Everybody is down on slippery
sidewalks.
j. f. Koch, jr. has marked down
Men and Boys ware; heavy Jeans 1Sc
per yard, which is worth more money.
22tf.
"A young man, charged with being
lazy, was asked if he took it from his
father. 81 think not" was the reply,
"father has got all the laZiness he ever
had"
Heary Factory Flannel 45 cents ga d
north SO cents, at Mayors. 1SU
"A lawyer in certain city has
conspieuously displayed in his office the
following suggestive notification, Seen
tlemen who eXpectorate on the floor
cannot expect to rate as gentlemen"
Weston wants Potatoes, Green Apples,
Turnips, Onions, Cabbage, Butter and
Eggs, &C., &C., for which the highest
market price in cash will be paid. 2lw2.
Heavy Muslin 10 cents per gard at
Meyers. lSG
The Mite Society of NJ. E. Church
will meet at the residence of Mr.. Uhler,
on Friday evening.
"A sure remedy for Chills and Fe-
YER Ayers Ague Cure never fails.
j. E. Koch, jr. has marked down
all kinds of dress goods. Over fifty
pieces of good style DeLaines marked in
plain figures, 10 cts. per yard, worth
25 cents. 22tf.
Problem Extraordinary.
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