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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-24

State are 'eager for the fray" and that they have
not for several years exhibited SO much pluck and
confidence as now. For them, 1t continues, 1.-The
clock strikes twelve" Why not make it an hour
later, and quote the old nursery rhyme
Dickery Dickery dock,
The mouse ran up the cIock
The clock struck one,
Dickery Dickery dock.
Which is the mouse-Penton, ConklnC or
Murphy
General Batter talks In Springfield Mass, today
He will probably give the democracy some unpa!at-
able "spoon victuals"
II is stated that General McCook democratic can.
didate for Governor Of Ohio, Is derangea. The way
politics are getting mixed almost everywhere now
adays is enough to make any man crazy. There
are more deranged politicians In this country than
General McCook.
movement mas been started in Massachusetts to
make Harvey Jewell, brother Of Governor Jewell, Of
Connecticut, the republican candidate for Governor
of Massachusetts,. f. p. Bird, an original abolition
ist, heads the undertaking, and was yoked with
General Butter IN the great coalition times in Massa-
chusetts.
First gun for Buter.-Beverley, Mass. sends
Butler delegates TO the State Convention. Bev-
erley 10 a celebrated place for beans
The Boston Advertiser gives 1t as a curious fact
that one OF the first cases in Georgia under the En-.
forcement act was not against the Ku KuX but
against some negro officials. There are many other
curious facts about TINS Ku Klux legislation that
may come TO light by and by.
Hon. Dick Yates, OF Illinois, has accepted an orer
OF $40 900 to deliver a certain number lectures on
temperance. He Is expected to tell many sober
truths.
The Rev. Or. yibbert Of the independent prohibi-
tory party in Massachusetts,, has pronounced against
Butler for Governor.
The Louisville courier. Journal has struck sensi-
bic attitude IN charging candidates Tor publishing
their names In its advertising columns. There is
altogether too mucn deadhead advertising for poll
ticlans in the papers OF the West, Southwest and
South.
Two Of our city papers yesterday committed a
couple OF regular blunders In their accounts OF the
Brennan demonstration at Lion Park. One termed
the Judge 'exn-Sherin and another said he was
unaccountaby absent from The festival, when nun
dreds ready TO swear that lie was not only
there, but cooking large as life and twice as
NATURAL
The United States senate.
The terms OF the following Senators, all republi.
can, except vicKers, OF Maryland and Davis of Ken.
lucky, expire on the 4ih Of March. 1873, with the
.,t,, ,pguf
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-24

Nine OF these States chose marked with o starr
elect the Legislature this fan when ls 10 choose
new Senator In addition TO this there Is q case to
be disposed OF In Georgia. Alabama and North
Carolina, each, where conservative Senators nave
been elected, but denied admission because they
were not republicans. II the people Of Connecticut
were permitted 10 elect their Legislature, demo-
crat would he returned In place Of Ferry All the
other States except Iowa, Illinois. Kansas South
Carolina and Wisconsin, Will probably elect demo-
crats. Ihe democratic strength " the Senate ought
therefore, 10 be Increased by Nineteen votes win
The beginning VI Tie next adIDinlslrall0n.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-24

CoNNECTICUT SEED LEAF TOBACCO.-The towns OF
East and South windsor seem to be the natural
home OF the world-renowned Connecticut seed leaf
tobacco, the crops from some of the farms In this
locality having been sold as high as seventy five
cents pound. The area occupied by tins weed In
these Two towns VIII PROBABLY exceed eight hundred
acres-greater In extent tnat oil other cultivated
crops, except grass. IL Is the testimony Of old ex-
perenced cutivators, who have been in the business
all their lives, that the growing crop Is greater in
extent than ever before produced. Some growers
have twenty or thirty acres under cultivation EVIL
pr0nts, this VIII excite no surprise IL Is capable of
mathematical demonsration-for II has been eli.
phcred out by an experienced cultivator--tnat, at
present prices, an acre OF tobacco VIII yield profit
vi slbO 10 500, while an acre OF corn with the same
amount OF manure ann the most perfect system Of
cultyaton VIII result III an actual loss of from $40
to $50
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-24
The United state. Senate.


The terms OF the following Senators, all republi.
can, except vcKers, OF Maryland and Davis of Ken.
lucky, expire on the 4ih Of March, 1879 with the
present administration
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-24
RUNNING NoTKs-PoLlTICAL AND GENERAL

The Albany Journal says the republicans Of this
State are eager for the fray" and that they have
not for several years exhibited so much pluck and
confidence as now. For them, 1t continues, 1.-THE
clock strikes twelve" Why not make it an hour
later, and quote the old nursery rhyme
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-24
{ EXCHANGE FOE fl6 los. Cd.
s No. q NEW YORK, August -, 1871.
Seven days after sight Of this first Of exchange secon
and third unpaid) pay to the order of forty-six
! q. A. wALMIsLKY, r. N.
To Messrs. HALLETr CO., No. st. Martins place,
y Trufn lunrs I.nnd d ~

remarkable circumstance In connection with tho
presentation Of The draft IL that the day OF the month
and the name in favor OF whom the draft was drawn
are left blank.
ARE THERE MORE FORGERIEs IN CIRCULATION
IL viii be observed that the above draft Is for
GAG los. Mr.. Happy's employees are emphatic In the
declaration that the draft presented 10 them, pro
Tossing to be endorsed by the British Consul, was
sion tnat there have been placed in circulation by
this latest operator more than one forged draft.
Mr.. Edwards stated to the reporter that
of the first draft given In the above FORM but what
they object to Is the forgery OF Mr.. ArchiDads name
"a endorser on the second and third form. The fact
that the alleged forged drafts are or at least were,
IN the possession Of the Vice Consul yesterday gives
color to the above story Of Mr.. Happys porter II Is
certainly strange that the accused officer not
arrested ii It be true that the endorsements or Mr.
Archibald are forgeries and that tue draft he pre-
scented at the tallors returned to him and later
taken by mir. Edwards.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25
MONEY CANNOT BUY 1T,
For sight Is Priceless!

WE now offer Glass to the public
w which is pronounced by the most
celebrated opticians of the world to be the
most perfect, natural artificial help to the
human eye ever known.
They are ground under our own supervi
sion, at ourown mandatory in New Haven,
aud are so constructed that the core or
centre Of the tense comes directly in front
of the eye. producing clear and distinct
vision, as in the nat raj healthy sight, and
prevents all unpleasant sensations, such MS
glimmerin and waveri' & of sight, dizziness,
&c. peculiar to ali others in use.
These Glasses are manufac ured from mi.
mute crystal pebbles, melted together, and
derive their name, "Diamond." on account
of their hardness and brilliancy.
These Glasses are mounted in the finest
manner. ut our own mandatory, in all
styles of Gold, Silver, Steel, Rubber, and
Shell Frames, of the best quality.
Their durability cannot be surpassed, and
their finish is such as will suit the most
fastidious.
None genuine unless bearing our trade
mark, stamped on every frame.
Manufactured by J. Z. SPEScRR & CO.,
Practical Opticians. New York.
For Sale only by
Dealer in Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silver
Ware, &c, &c, Westminster, Nd.
sep % If
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25
q N ON
Agricultural Works
Westminster Md.
WIN. Il. HARM AN "a CO..

WIN. h. HARMAN& CO..
TAKE this method to acknowledge their
kind regards to generous public for the
very liberal support they have received, it
has far exceeded their expectations. They
now assure the public generally, that, with
enlarged facilities for doing all kinds Of
work generally done in the best Foundry
and Machine Shops in the whole country,
they are ready to furnish every article in their
line-such in part, as
THRESHERS,
HORSE POWERS,
SPRING TOOTH WHEEL HORSE
RAKES, PL0UGHS of all kinds and
variety, (including the 0hnstead Patent
Revolving Land Side Plough,l Corn Shell
lers, and Agricultural Implements generally,
at prices as moderate as any other establish
ment can afford 10 furnish the same. guaran.
tceing at all times all Machinery manufac.
tured by us.
Having just completed new and very
extensive Foundry, we are now ready to
supply CASTINGS of all kinds, of superior
quality and finish at short notice.
By prompt attention to business, and a
determination to maintain the standing and
credit of our mandatory, we hope to meri
and receive a continuation of the public
favor heretofore so generously given.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25
Western Maryland College,
roR
STUDENTS OF both SEXES,
DISTINCT DEPARTMENTS.
Ineoeporatsd BY Act Of General Assembly,
March, 1865.


THIS Institution is eligibly located in the
ster, in Carroll county, on the line of the West
ern Maryiapd Railroad, about midway between
the cities 0f Baltimore and Hagerstown.
II Is under the special patronage of the
Maryland Annual Conference of the Methodist
Protestant Church, but Is strictly free from
any sectarianism, either in its course of study
or rules OF discipline.
Male and female students recite in separate
classes, but all have the advantage of instruc-
ton from every Professor having charge OF
the studies pursued,
The .Seuenh Semi. Aunual Session
win commence on Tuesday, September 18th,
embracing 81 weeks, exclusive Of the holidays
at Christmas.
Faculty of Instructors.
REy. ]. 7. Wan, D. D., Prineipul-Profes-
sor Of Moral and Mental Science.
REv. JANIS K. NicHoLs, D. D., Vice Priaei
pal Professor of Bellies Lettres, and Principal
Of Preparatory Department
X. L. BRocKgTT. A. M.--Professor Of Physi-
cal Science and Modern Languages.
Rev. JAMES W. REESE, A. M.-Professor Of
Ancient Languages and Literature.
TaoMAs A. CATCH, A. M.-Professor of Math-
ematics.
RIv. AuOustus WEBSTER, D, D.-Professor
Of Theology.
J. W. HERISs, N. D.-Lecturer on Anatomy,
Physiology and Hygiene.
X. B. NoRMEsr, Eso.-Lecturer on Civil Law
and Political Economy.
]. P. SHEAHAS, NJ. D.-Lecturer on Geolo-
Ky and Paleontolngy.
Mss ANNIE S. HAscK-Preceptres of Ladies'
Department
Miss MARy S. covisaros-Teacher of Music,
French and Drawing.
College Agsa,-Rsv. P. L. wIsos, Johns
vile, Frederick county, Md.
Sis'rard-JoHs II. YIsGLIss, ESQ.
Adiroa-hRs. JAMES X. NICHOLS.
Expenses for Session Of 81 Weeks.
Board, lodging, washing, fuel and .
lights, 800 90
Preparatary Dept Third Glass 10 90
First and Second
Glasses, IL so
Collegiate Dept, Freshman and Soph-
omore Glasses, 20 SO
Junior and Senior
Glasses so 90
Naturalization fee (paya able on entering
Collegiate Department., S 90
Instruction in Music with use of in
struments), IS 90
Drawing and Painting
(water colors), 10 90
No extra charges for any study in
the Regular Course.
Terms of Payment.
Cash IN adrance for half session, both for
board and tuition.
Books and stationery purchased of the Col
lege must be paid for on delieery.
For Catalogue aud Circular containing full
information, address
J. 7. WARD, PRiscPAL,
WsStmiastsr, Nd.
aug. 7th, 1871, till jan. 1877.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

sample Clerk wanted in a Drug store.


Jem B is wag, A joke to Jem is
both food and raiment Jem was re-
ccutly 10 dru- store, when q youth,
apparently fresh from the amounting"
entered the store, aud at once accostsd
Jem, stating that he was 10 search OF a
job.
What kind of a job!" inquired the
wag.
Oh, Almost anything-I want to
git kind Of ginteel job; I'm tired
o farnin', an kin turn my hand to most
anything"
!. Well, We want mana good,
strong, healthy tpau, as sample clerk. !"
What's the wages 7"
{" Wages are good We pay 81 900 to
a man 10 that situation"
/" What's Teller have TO do 7"
"0h, merely to test medicine that's
all 1t requires a stout man, one of
good constitution, and after he gets
used to it, he dosen't mind it, You see.
we ere very particular about the quality
Of our medicines, aud before we sell
any, We test every parcel. You would
be required to take--say, six or seven
Dances Of castor oil some days, with a
few doses Of rhubarb. aloes, crotou oil.
and similar preparations. Some days
you would not be required to test any.
thing, but as general thing, you can
count upon--say, from six to ten doses
of something daily. As TO the work,
that does not amount to much-the
testing department., simply, would be
the principle labor required Of you; and,
as | said before, it requires person Of
very healthy organisation to endure il,
but you look hearty and | guess you
would suit US. That young man (point.
ing to very pale-faced, slim-lookirg
youth, who had happened to be present,
has filed the post two weeks, but he is
hardly stout enough to stand il. We
would like to have you take right hold
if you are ready, and if you say so, we'll
begin to day. Here is new barrel of
castor oil just come in; III 80 and draw
an ounce"
Here verdant, who had been gazing
intently upon the slim youth, Interrupt.
ted him with
N-no, no, I GU ess not, not to-day.
anyhow. I'll 60 down and see my
aunt; and eff | o'clude to come, I'll
come up termorrer and let you know"
He has not yet turned up.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

A fashionable lady covered with jew
elry, and having on the smallest bonnet
and shawl, complained of the cold, aud
asked Quaker what she should do to
get warm. II really don't know" said
the Quaker, "unless thee put on auoth-
err breast-pin.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25
Dental Notice.

nR. GEO. S. F0UKE, Dentist, offers his
i services at his Office,
Westminster-every Monday, Tuesday and
Saturday.
Emmittsburg--Fourth Wednesday Afternoon
I'LL Thursday Afternoon.
Mechanicstown--Fourth Thursday Afternoon
and Friday.
Rocky Rilge-First Wednesday Afternoon
Double Pipe Creek-First Thursday.
Middleburg-First Friday.
uniontown--Second Wednesday Afternoon.
fancy town-Second Thursday Afternoon 4
Friday.
Union Bridge-Third Wednesday Afternoon
and Thursday Forenoon.
New Wlndsor-Third Thursday Afternoon
and Friday Forenoon. feb %.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

He took her fancy when be came he
took her hand he took kiss, be took
no notice of the shame that glowed her
happy check at this. lie took to com
ing afternoons; he took an oath he'd
ne'er deceive; he took her fathers sill
yer spoons; and after that he took his
leave.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

An old lady in market last Saturday
aceosted two gentlemen with Gentle
men, you ha'n't none on you seen moth
ing Of no snuff box nowhere round here
no time to day, with no snuff 10 it, ha'n't
We ?"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

The following was speech BY sue.
cessful competitor for the prize Of a foot
race: "Gentlemen, | have won this cup
by the use Of my legs; l trust I may
never lose the use Of my legs by the use
of this cup"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

PoLIcEaAN's SoNa.-I want to be q
police, and ut the corners stand ; star
upon my bosom, a club within my hand.
III stand and roll my eyeballs, BY pas
sing breezes famed III walk into each
restaurant, and take my oysters panned.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

My son." said man Of doubtful
morals, putting his hand on the head
Of young urchin. II believe Satan
has got hold of you. / believe SO too, "
was the reply.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

A country girl coming from the field
.;yas told BY her cousin that she looked
as fresh as daisy kissed by the dew.
mo, indeed was the simple reply
"that wasn't his name"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

A man was told BY clergyman to
remember Lots wife," replied that
he had trouble enough with his own,
without remembering other mems wives.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

What substitute can there be FIR
tho endearments Of one's sisters 7" ex.
claimed Mary. 1.-THE endearmeuts Of
some other fellows sister," said John.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

The Louisville Courier Journal sug.
gests, as the best plan for preventing
the explosion Of boilers, to gil them
with icewater and set them in cool
place.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

Major DR.. Mary Walker is disguised
with the prospect Of tight pantaloous,
which she says made her look like a
pair Of tongs.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

A friend. speaking blind wood saw
yer, says awhile nons ever say him
see, thousands have seen him saw
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

"c0rn bread :" said 40 Irish waiter !;
I'VE haven't got IL; an isn't il corn
bafe ye mean 7"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

The latest mode Of announcing birth
Is to call it "cutting of a coupon from
marriage bonds"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

Said an Irish justice to an destroyer
Gus prisoner on trial, aWs want moth
ing but silence, aud but little Of that"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

The feminine heavy swell Of the pc.
riod now wears her chignon in waves
that come over the combings.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

"What little child r. said a friend
"Ah," said Hood, '.his parents never
made much Of him."
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

0ficg Westminster, Nd, I'd door Vest of
Farmers and Mechanics Bank.
TAKE pleasure in informing their friends
Il and the public generally that having
increased their facilities COR business, they
are at all times prepared to perform any
operations in operative or mechanical Den.
tistry.
Full Sets of Teeth, $40, SIS, and $40.
Pure Nit. Ok. Gas, ON hand at all times.
DIR. G. Billingslea will continue to visit
the following places:
Union Bridge.--lst Wednesday in every
month.--remaining until Friday afternoon.
Ne.o Windsor.-2nd Wednesday in every
month.
tniontotcn. sd Wednesday every month,
remaining until Friday afternoon.
7uneytopn-Sd Friday in every month, re.
naming until the Wednesday following.
j. MERikEN WELLER will visit Me
chanicstowu 2nd Wednesday of every month,
remaining until Friday noon.
jan l3,-ly
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

Dogs beat deutists. They insert
natural teeth.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

Mrs. Moore, of Indianapolis, lately
whaled her husband, since which she
Is called "the bride Of Lam. her. Moore. .
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25
Daily Passenger 4 Mail Line

Nrom Gettysburg ut Westminster, con.
il meets with the Cars at Westminster.
For seats apply to Zacharias' Hotel, West.
sep2i JOHN spALDING, Agent.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

Passed 70 a third reader = Love
letters.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25
Private Sale.

II offer at Private Sale my
u House and Lot near the k1k-A
Washington Road, about -
mile from Westminster. The J
Lot contains about 8 Acres the house Is
first rate two story frame, weatherboarded,
and there are all necessary out buildings
on the premises. with Good water and an
abundance Of fruit Of choice varieties.
sep 2l-3m GEORGE 7. NOEL.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

ERENCH and English American China
u best quality Of Iron Stone Ware. war.
ranted not to crack. a full stock of c. C.
Ware, Glass Ware lower in price than ever.
a beautiful assortment of Vases AID Fancy,
Scods, tor sale at reduced prices, at
june ~ John L. Reifnider's.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1871-11-25

A LARGE supply of Laces. Jaconet
IA Edgings and lnsertings, Infants Waists,
just received from Philadelphia, at
ap2l Mrs. A. Z. Armstrongs
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-07-14

THE other day we wrote little para
graph suggesting what Farmer GREELEY
would do and would not do II he were
made President. The Clarksburg 7eIe.
graph, which we have supposed TO be d
GRANT paper, uses tho paragraph tC
make comparison Of Mr. GREELEY with
President GRANT, to the disadvantage Of
tue latter. We reproduce this para
graph us We find 1t Illuminated in the
Telegraph, that paper having interiected
the parentheses:
"Greeley Is both capable and honest
Grant Is noD. lie would surround him.
sell with the purest and best men Of the
Republic Grant does nOt), and he would
smlte jobbery and corruption wherever
they might stick up their heads Grant
does mott, We feel very sure that among
the things he wOnld not do, he would not
quarter oil his wiIes relations and his
own on the Government las Grant does.
lie Is too good farmer too farm out the
offices ofthe Government las Grant does),
and too honest to accept the gifts of too
grateful friends" las Grant does.
And now 1t Is the IClarksburgh TEE,
graph that reads the INTEIH0ENcER out
Of the party. And the occasion Is our
prediction for Mr., GREELEY for next
President, he being as everybody knows a
lille long Democrat. But may we not hope
TO be restored now that We have nomi.
mated our friend Of the Telegraph Tor the
second place on the ticket .I