Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-05
Odds and Ends.

The artists State-Pencil-yania.
The best thing out--Out of debt.
Slight of hand-Reiusing an offer
He cannot speak we'll that cannot hold
his tongue.
The dead to the bier and the living to
good cheer.
He that bites on every weed must
need light on poison.
An lrishman calls a sweetheart honey
because she Is bec-loved.
1t is biemy for married man to be-
come welded 10 his opinions:
''wil, thou draw near the nature OF the gods
Draw near them then IN being mercliul.
"a voice like the tearing OF strong
rag is attributed to the Rev. f. IL. Cha
pin
\ new word coined Tor the use OF the
present generation Is Apothecarelc-,.
ness.
Horace Greeley don't like to hear
about the hog crop. He say, hog have
no crops.
\ lady circus ridcrin England, clcayr.
twenty iiv" feet of ambient air in sim
ne leap.
jolly >lratosan,, when III. funeral
bell begins to ton, bet on the agc of the
Gecea-ed
The stream of life forks. ANA rali,,;,t
+. amt D., ,.,,,, il, .,,,, -
in auothcr.
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;, '''';t'I ~, . ''"e''i " use VI lhe roa IL =
''''i 90 ''''N' W! N'''art'
Tb,v have,, .tacl,ra- a->f;,,iaaI,,,it,...,
az I rhnkio't' ny, bat 1t isn't big enough
~ "o'" lthti' part oil the ieebie-minded
people around there
Josh HilIiDo- x,r.. ..\.var a., ar,.
work before breakfast II il !. norn.
.,r, T., ,ynrL Ln,,,r,, i,,,oi,c.1, r..
your breakfast hrNt,
The BOSTON Post alIr1in,, +, tho c,,u.
jug Na.,a,hu.,tt. H,iic,I I'nrvnrtin,,
I,umornu.Iy .n,.
.pr,u.,,. IA observation-disclosures.
The -,tle-t ar, t,D,c-,c NAV have Krn
John i. Cough j. announced 10 deliv-
Vt two hundred lectures during the next
Il
IN I!cav! job, il there j. no mistake il,
the Number,
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inG pathetic epitaph:
~ha wa not smart -he was not flir.
lu. "caFt. win grief for her are swelling
She ,l.r.I 81 r,t,ng wat.rm"iIr
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a,,.'.i .,'l''. nv nv" II - IN" no
80, "'"'i'' - ~" Io'oilp-
SAYS il the locomotive had not been
there the accident would not have han
pcncd
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ii'',,I :" ',ie A'"Iih
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ovrrboard
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a. ..y,m n,,., I'', wa. nIo'pt,
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~ ''''S o''' Az 'i'''e
Younger brother" What's the mat,
IT,, ""' ~" """"PlF ot'ausr
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~ VIZ" at ,'oi''' " I'>tetuaN va. proposed
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\ fond African in Live Oak, ri.
,oothrd her babe to sleep the other day
with Il dose ot laudanun Owino tn
the want OF practice on the part ,l rhr
colorcd female Il. prescription clerk
the child will never know what trouh,..
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u. 't'' ~. 'u9'ioc : iaaT "Iilit
SATURDAY. morning at the express ot,lr.
\ crowd oi spectators invariably cath
cred around 10 learn the result, and
greeted the announcement OF accumuia-
ted avoirdupois with ordinations o1
delight.
~.
Hr 'o''o" i''s appear appears III thc
az. - ~ ,ir'iS oo'nui"s vi an EhShsh pa
loi 10 Chhis sliANs.-A young man,
ncse' ,, Iiau lle piesslhe oi 'ne use OF Ms
ii'iips through oelhs set on wet grass
ear es'iN ,oiiIi's ii, ' - postage stamps In
'o'u' u nv " III senu' ,iee' siA oes' hlckei
s,t'Tl ~ 'I"s spoo's anu 'ongs 10 any paff
VI '1o''''oh
The Panama Star tells the following
story OF smart dog; :. When the dog
wishes to cross a river where aligators
abound, he goes up the streama great
way and barkS with all his might, the
al,ioatorS ,,o there and wait for him 10