Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-07-20

lhlh. ana 1 aln, tnat Just the dlller-
cuce.'
Now, ask any ofmy readers what is
modest Young man, in this nineteenth
century. having been brought up to
adore and reverence woman as god
dcss-to do when he finds him elf sud-
denly rts-d-ris with her, in such embar-
RAISING relations a mine were becom-
ln.. had heard before of Miss Auda-
GA DangNer-eve>, as somewhat noted
character in New York circles. but did
not expect to be brought so unceremon-
| iously. aud without the least prepara-
ton of mind, into such very intimate re-
iatious with her
Now look here. bub" she said, I'm
just a-going 10 prove to you. in five min
/ Ute. that You've been writing about
what YOU don't know ANYTHING about
You've been asserting. in your blind
| way. the rights of woman 10 liberty aud
equality; the rights of women, in short
( e. DO ANYTHING that men do. Well, II, re-
/ comes woman 10 your room. who takes
/ her rights practically. and doe, lust
I what a man would do. claim NV
right 20 smoke. il please, and TO drink
/ 4 please. and 10 come up into vour
room aud make YOU u call, and have a
! good time with YOU. il please. aud tell
/ Nnu that Ike vpur looks. as do fur
I therInprc, ~ invite YOU 10 come AMI call
7 onmn III my room. Here's NV card
Z lnu may call me Dicia il YOU like-I
+ don't - on ceremony. Come round
and tahc smoke with me, this evening.
wont YOU: I've got the incest little
ca ,mbrr that eyer Won saw What rent
d. Won pay for voura2 saw. will YOU
1mc rpuul|
lnirci-thank YOU. miss
# al mo DIci.I tor short | don't
stand ou ceremony. Just look OH me a.
another fellow. Aud now confess thar
You've b'n'u ticd and frttcrcd bv those
yapii cnuveniionalitic- which bind
d'wh wpmrntill there i NJ strength in
cm. lpu visit IN those false circles.
"hrte WhmrH are slaves, kcp' like c.uA-
q, nird~ ia glll 4 cages. AMI vou are
atrA!t - 'ptr own principles whcn vou
see them carried out in real Tree woman
Npw. - wpnIl thlt not unlv dlr-,
-.N. bi' ! itfc ~ WAY ha>n q wom-
AN ~ muru right To 20 round and
mas" h"r,ri' agreeable to mcn. a. ~ lit
1900 N home aul wait for mcn 20 come
Iui IN tkc thrn-tivr- agreeable ID hrr,
| Snow you don't Ike thi- can see
I. sieve - I'D prriuiiccs Bl. nm 20
luI NJ MAKE You Hkc m u spite of
Yourself Come now. b. consistent
with ypur principles, allow me my
cquaiits A. . man, "A human being
wa, 10 >urha -tatc si blank amaze.
ncut bt this time a. seemed t. deprive
mr pl all power ot ,clt-po>,c,-ion At
thi, moment the door opened, and Jim
i't.Il.,x- t4t,guy.I 4 tn,-r It,i;..,...,
griuAcc passed over hi iacc !. he saw
tie posi- ion, amt he cut ont -ilcnt pir-
oucttr ia the air behind her. She turn.
Ell hrr head, and Ne advanced
"Falrc-t ~ the sex twiIh some Slight
exceptional 10 what happ, accident are
~v 90 attribute tAi, meeting
Halo. jim. j, thar suu>' she re-
piled.
''On. certainly, it's me, said jim, seat
brightest star Of womanhood the North.
ern Light; the Aurora Borcalis: the
t,iry,t % the fair? B.es- it's little heart.
ms IL got i,s right vet. Did il want To
drink Aud ,Ino kct Come along with Jim
uuT, AnI lets have a social cocktail.
krrp Won. distance, -ir, said She
giyiu. hiIn a slight boz un the ear, 4
prefer Ia do nv own courtiu@. | have
prcn irving Ia show your TREND here
how Iltie lie know, OF the true equAlil,
81 women, au,l OF the good time coming,
when We shall have our rights. and do
lust A. we darn please, - YOU do. Iii
urt you now there aint one OF those
Van Ar-dcl girls that would dare TO DO
A. III doing. Bat We are opening the
WAY, III, were opening the way. The
time Viii come when all women will be
ju-l Il, tree % life, liocrty and til. pur-
.uit ot happiness, a men.
a,Doi heavens, said |, under nv
breath.
Ny beloved Audacia. said jim, 'Al-
low me Ia remark one little hing, and
that :, that Omen al.o) must be lett free
10 the pursuit ot happiness. and also, ~
thc Scripture SAYS, new wine must not
be put in old bottles. Now my friend
iiai-5egging his pardon-is an old |
bJttlc. aud think YOU have already /
put a. much new wine into him a. Iii,
constitution will bear And a. he and
| both have got TO make our living BY I
scratching, and (tempns tugdD we've |
got articles TO write, aud there j. always, |
- 10 speak. the devil alter u, folks thai I
write lor the press, NAV | humOly re- /
quest that Won Withdraw the Confusing /
=,
present. uni in short, take your divine
self somewhere else.
~ jim spoke these word, he passed /
Iii, arm round Mrs. AudAc.a waist and /
drew 'icr 10 the door oi the apartment,
which he threw open and handed her |
out, bowin. with great ceremony. |
stop, she cried. i ,inl going 10 be pat |
out tlnt way, | haven't done what |
came Tor. You both OF you have got 10 |
subscribe Tor my paper. The Emaaci- |
pafed WOmah.)
Couldn't do i, divinc,t chariaer,
said jim. 'couIdn't d, il; 100 poor; mill |
runs low; no water; modc-tv not re |
warded. Wait until my snip comes in, /
and HI subscribe Tor amy thing YOU /
want.
We'll now. YOU don't get rid of me |
that wav, tell YOU. | came in TO get /
Il subscription, and I'm going TO stay I
till get one.' said Miss Audacia. Come |
Hal she SAID. crossing once more 10 me. |
aud sitting down by ne, and taking my 1
hand, write your name there, there's a |
good fellow, | wrote nv name III des- |
pera ion, while jim stood by laughing. |
Jim said, come put ysur name
down quick aud lets have it over.
.Weli now, aid she, fork out the tin |
five dollars.
We both obeyed, mechanically
We'll, well, said she good-naturediy, |
'that'll do for hi, time; good morning.
and she vanished from the apartIRent
with "A iaunty toss OF the head aud a nod |
of the cocks feathers in her hat. jim |
closed he door aud locked it. Mercy |
on Us Jim said |. VINO aud what i, |
this crea ure?
Oh one of the harbingers OF the new
millennium, said Jim. Won't it be jolly |
when all the girls are like her! But We |
shall have to keep our doors locked |
then
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