The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1871-11-24

/ Risky concorns-InHuFpnoe comPa-
nies
Tbs torch Of hymen-1he domestic
match
Coming % sies-Mseslng lroabla
halfway.
Light empIoyment--building eaailsa
Am the mir.
The grnndeat verse I'm eziutcncr-Tlo
nniyprBe.
A wosuan's pride and sailors guide
The needle.
VIXEN Is bow moi 8 bow when
It's fJ0w.knot
The rnont likely thing 10 beeonne
woman why, IistAe girl.
WHY IN khe nun like a good Loaf Be-
eSaan it'm light when n risnA-
Beennnn 4 man wonld imin leave well
alone I'm ho therefore pump
what sort of ascent II desceEtf y A
| lrip 90, foF II brings Jon down.
Why mn birds meianeholy - the
morningf Beeauss their little bills are
All 0yer-dew.
What ih ihe easiest way hnF y nah
rider 10 aIlow himself 0a 7 Ip EnA nn a
spirited horsn-
WHY mre young ladies n0 partial tO
sunset ana twilight Because thpy are
danghterB of Eve.
In TOO many iamensabie instAncea. the
- Last sceps of Al this strange, eFenttui
history is-kerosene.
One hundred and twnnty-nine schsol-
teachers we're thrown Unt oi empi0y-
mmnt by tlle Chiaago fire.
Aanerv for mothers - Way ia w scream
ann baby like the goddess 0f morning
Bncnnne it'n q roarnr Anrnr.
Liberal advertisers are the men who
- mean business Those who don't adj
vertise only do mean buziness
"Peaer." ssid . mother 20 her son.
q are y0u into them sweasmemts' again 4
. No, mn'am Gem BwnetlnaniR n into
me.
sacks uF cloth. made wIGhDnk sleeves.
VIII, deep cape. lined wish rFimEOm Milks
are very stylish garments tur young
ladies.
Inyiolnile fidelity. good humor and
compiseency OF temper 0nthve AZ the
charms Of iins face. nnd make the decay
Of II invisible.
some ons describes bore nn one who
keeps talking iD y0a about himlnell, WArn
won urn extremely anxious trI inAM ln hlm
4 nAyput yourself
Three pruvihanne families have named
( their cats Mnrgianna Longtnil, Nic0-
da.nuv Peachhloss0n, and J0Bephns
Orangeblossom.
What shonid be done 10 the school
master who planted his pupils UP 20 their
neckH I'm the anrdeH beds nnd said ne
/ aid ia 10 mould their character
1 nWhnt substitute ran there be frr the
andnmrmants nf ones sister " GEnAmlHHl-
IN Mary. ~Tha endearmnnta of some
other fellows sister. replied John.
sI hope this hand Is non cDeniezieit,
said > lover, Is he Vas toying wlth his
wweethear4's hand. /" The beat way %
! find out is to ring il, was the reply.
Thousands Of farms I'm France and Ger
niMmF ARE divided one from another only
hr A narrow path in this country the
cnws of fences is estimated nt $500, 000s-
600
The Russian style Of Dress IN to be
adox,as,d here this Winter, ana b0nnets,
GLOVES. boots. dresses, clOakB and wells
ere "a be trimmed with aI sorts and
kinds Of fur.
The following advertisement appeared
I'm n London paper: DisriplinH--W Wanted
4 tIac mmniHtma,ce 0f kind. imhiriruR lady
used No girls, and accustomed tD apply
the birch rod
According 90 the Eaglinh iaaepenae74
there aac g.665 Congregational churches,
besides about 3, ,0oo prearhlng stations,
in the British empire. The number q
i ministers Is 90S.
Rntter Was sa first made for cosmetic.
II and was once used fur Eliminating pur-
nneps. Tt uaA not known mA mn assistant
in deupntching bread mnchp Ht anys w.
fore the Christian era
A L. Lonas lawyer attempted 30 try Y
ease the other day while he WINS half
drunk, but the Judge stopped hmm, say
ing ;-s No lawyer can practice a. two
bars az the same ame.
Il Am ola-fnshioncd receipt for obtaining
a brilliant complexion WIS 40 haflne the
fnca I'm very hot water. and then 90 WASH
n thoroughly in Rhine wine, and rub oif
with m course harsh towel
Near Afnnistec, Mich, is awcll thirty
one feet deep, In which there is nn abun.
dart supply of wafer when the Wind
blows from the west, but which - \
when Il comes from the east
So mnch fun has been madeo OF hcfa
n fs,-..iar, ~ A farmer that 4ke Louisville
Courier Iosumaf proposes thnt base
hnIl shall be abolished and Greeley pro-
claimed the national game.
Twelve men out OF thirteen wear their
hair parted on the Jeff side o. their
.lheads-whys Becanse nearly All oi our
barsJrrs use their right hand IN smear
profession instead Of the lett.
Kansas paper, urging cnlistments
Carr a regiment 20 hRht the Indians
smru aTha service win Last three or
sn5,r raonths only. and win be source
"a health. pleasure and profit 90 all who
enlist.
I'm Hamilton. Ohio, few days Hincag
Il 60 ~ twenfv-iive cents wns collected
frnna All persons who entered a chnrch
for he purpose Of Witnessing marriage
Ine money wee $50.
connie 10 start them IN life.
In the Jewish Marriage ceremony the
lhride and groom stand under q Alhen
cnnonv which ia held by four or six ok
thelr gentlemen friends, and glass ls
naed fo drink wine, which is broken to
uieces at the conclusion OF the cere-
mony.
Az a horse case tried in Massachusetts,,
the other day, one witness, on beng
asked what kind oil medicine was usel
In the treatment Of the dilapidnted AMI.
NAL. said that "he would be busted u
he knowed, but he ryther guessed Nv Nas
andTrhy."
ii A Vermont man who last Fall took the
agency for the sale oi q patent pitch1orks
and signed what he supposed was nm
} order for q specimen, was lately surprised
! bv notice from a neighboring bank
that his note for 500 was due, At tnas
: institution.
Az late New York wedding alE the
bridesmaids and the brides wore hlGn
necks and long sleeves 1.-The brides
maids were an dressed alike in blue alihr
and all came up the aiEles I'm BODY
close together. This sxrangenezn was
! much prettier than the usual someWnat
struggling procession,