Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1871-11-30
MISCELLANEOUS ITyxs
A POPULAR LoAS-Colorne

A PRIMARY RocK-The rocs q
cradle.
Echo ANswERs-Wbat doc.
avoid. A void. na'l
HAIRPINs to match the co,orof,,
are coming into vogue. N'e IA
HAVE a snake? is the San Francis,
terrogation for drinks. s'o
WHY are handouts like p7,de
Because they are made for two wrist
New YORK claims populatior
!, 100000 at noon of any week day
IT is noteworthy fact that upon L;ol,
the bucket most people get little pae
A ST.. Louis man worth sos ma
queathed his children one dollar eacb
rest went to hospital
Can an individual be said to he ovort
and ears in debt when he hasn't nai5
halter?
AYoUNG lady recently triedto dor, !
back hair with honey comb 10 mqka
look Sweet"
How many apples did our first ps-s,.
cat in the Garden OF Eden: Eve "a,
Adam 2.
If in our school days the rule of ,brss
proverbially trying, how much harie,
after life do we find the rule of onel
MUTUAL ADMIRATIoN-Ast the season
parties approaches, boys begin to fee, o,
liant and gals buoyant.
IN too many lamentable instance, n
last scene of all this strange, eventtuI Ii
tory" is-kero-sene.
In New York they call red hair "Scha
nectady color "-Schencctady beinq
every one knows, little beyond "a
burn.
Is there any connection between a
taller of stale jokes and stock.bykpr
Yes: for they both deal in funded mon
erty.
ALEXANDER H., the Emperorof Rg.a
signed, some time ago, the tempe,.5c
pledge, at the earnest request o.
wife
A MODERN thinker says iiiat many 10
pie will be astonished, when they III
heaven, to find the angels laying osc4ua
to be made archangels.
THE Cincinnati papers say that VII d
water supply which they have a Id
command, their city can laugh at AMIN
even if famed by a hurricane.
A STORY is told of person asking anl
other whether he would advise him Okn
certain friend money What, lelihn
money? You might give him an enec
and he wouldn't return it"
HIRAM POWERS is reported to be neal
Rome, finishing Eve After the fall
some other powers had " finished" that
sinful woman before the fall. it would haya
saved Hiram and the rest OF rs agoodda(
of work
WHILE recently engaged in splittin1
wood, Jones struck false blow, causing
the stick to fly up. 1t struck him on lid
jaw, and knocked out front tooth. "Ay1
said Bill, meeting him soon after, 'yOuVd
had dental operation performed, see
Yes" replied the sufferer, "ax.iden]
tai "
THE ration furnished each day in ChaI
60 by the Relief Committee, for three psI
sons, consists of peck of potatoes, thu
pounds of pork, one pound of sugar, Ona
pound of cheese, three loaves OF bread Ma
pound of crackers, one bar of soap, md
cabbage, and two quarts of onions.
REV. DR.. goes in for elegance 4
paraphrase In ringing the changes uFl
He that hath ears to hear, let bin
hear" he did fine thing on reesl
Sunday. He that is accessible to sul
cular vibration, let him not CLOSET
gates of his tympani." said the doc.a
LoTTIE:-" Mamma, dear, don't yous
new servant ought always to have
character with herr" Mamma IA
dear; Why" Lottie:-'' Then, hsdI
Auntie better go with Jane when shetra|
for new place: Iheard Mr. Smith ~
whats wonderful character auntie Wa
A sToICAL Scotchman was addresselF
his sick wife, "Oh, John, shan't les'|
this bed alive" please theeself, Betty
and thee'll please me-" returned John
with great equanimity. 81 have been q
good wife to you. john" persisted te
dying woman. Middlin', Betty, mid.
din, responded the matter-of-fact nus
band.
ONE of the Amherst Sophomore hasde'
vised a new way of telling bad news he
writes home to his father: 81 came neai
losing thirty-seven dollars last week
Anxious parent writes back that be !
thankful the money was not lost Ma
wants to know show near" By re-
turn mail, "Came within one of it-!Os'
thirty-siX."
A GENTLEMAN of a slightly irritablelen-
per, calling out loudly for some hot Walel
from his bedroom, was unanswered. ctf
ing small bureau, he showed it before hln
to the head of the stairs, and sent II WHIT
ing, end over end. to the hall below, Inc
crash was loud enough to bring out n gu
err, daughter, and all the servants. las
head of the family was seated at the 'opu
the stairs. elbows on knees, chin resting On p
hands. ''Oh, father, what is the matter !.
asked the frightened daughter. "Ma'ier
said the old man ''why, here have n .sa
a-callin' and calm for yer nigh on llalap
hour, and now I've TELEGRAPHEDf of !el'
that's ALL"
ONCE upon a time there was ! anhe
topsail schooner on its way to LeghVin'
which encountered an English nooh,
mans yacht on pleasure cruise IN Wv
Mediterranean. John Bull bantered "! NV
Yankee for trial of speed, ana 'T "
Yankee SAILED" John Bull almost ,ou, " !,
sight" Milor was greatly astonlshea a, a.
this result, and invited the vic'oiG:..
skipper to come on board and JON nn n
in bottle of wine. The invitation We,
accepted, and as they sat opposite 70 ea a,a
other, the Englishman generously P,U
posed Brother Jonathan's health, adun ~
/" | say, captain, this is the first 'llne ~
yacht was ever beaten, you knv"
" Walr said the Nankee captain, lh"1