Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-10
Facts and Famcaes.

A'oW uaHu AuI ti6ut UUUtS-0VAn
cribs.
Dnll.set notes--Camp-meeting hymn
tunes.
The last cup Of the frolic is generally
the hiccup.
Whst sport is like girls gossip p
Devastating.
A joint affair with but single party
to it-Rheumatism.
A poor washerwoman says, that while
there's life, there is soap.
Noank, Conn, boasts of three-
eyed cat, and inquiries how is that for
eye.
The epicurean who made dessert of
the fruits OF an enterprise, picked his
teeth with point OF o joke.
"Henpeck" is the name of post
Office in Alexandria county, Ill. 1t
does O small business. The males
avoid it.
A Boston paper says that New York
teamsters keep very cool now a-days
There is nice Bergh there which ac>
count for it.
Some one says the best way to bring
up child in the way il should go is for
the person to travel that way occasions
ally himself
People should never interpret max
inns too literally. To 'speed the part
ing guest it is not necessary to kick
him down stairs.
A physician writes asking Al renewal
of note which he owes, giving as
reason therefore ave are in horri-
BILE crisis there Is not sick man in
the district"
Somebody mentioned, the other day
something about jokes that are ten
years old ; wherea' party across the
room sang out, inquiring whether such
be decade jokes.
A church member in middletown,
Conn, who fund stranger in his pew
on Sunday morning. took him by the
collar and pulled him out into the aisle.
Then he joined devoutly in the service.
II is very comical to hear man at his
wedding repeat after the clergyman IN
the Epistnpal service, g With all my
worldly goods thee enaow," when he
happens to be poor clerk aud the
bride an heiress.
The 'atest ne~s Of DR.. Livingstone
wnnld seem 10 indicate that he il not al
Ijjijij.j but a, Yxyxsxy Moreover
he Is ~ a. destitute condition. Since
he last wfoie there had De, no changes
to note aud notes to change.
Something FOR grape growers:
A handsome girl named Tsabclla.
The hand ag Inhnnv Sapes refused
Ard tn return the hoartless Eclisw
Ali girls nasnad Isabeila ahured.
"tiet aut 2 she cried "yon Jaeky Sapes,"
The Isabsilas are saaf grapes t.
On the Manchester Exchange when
terms OF peace had been settled. copy
Of William of pru-sia's telegram ap-
peared, winding up everything in the
usual, "Thanks be TO Heaven for the
same. A wag wrote under the tele
gram the following words LEI US
Prey"
A thick headed squire, being worst
ed by Sydney Smith in an argument,
took his revenge by exetaimius " II
had son " ho was an idiot by Jove,
Id make him parson"
. Very probable" replied Sydney,
'but | see that your father was of
different mind"
So you arc going to keep SCHOOL,"
said young lady to a maiden aunt.
Well, for my part, sooner than do that
| would marry widower with nine
children"
I" would prefer that myseW was
the quiet reply, but where is the wld>
ower!"
10 F. paan the gdlop is authoratively
declared out of fashion in the East
No more shall our saloons be disgraced
aud our good dancers annoyed By cou-
Piles wildly charging in straight line
through their ranks, or madly whirIing
about without the faintcst regard for
peace, comfort or dignity
A little girl and boy had been .can>
toned neverto take the nest egg when
gathering the eggs but one evening
the lite girl reached the nest first seized
an egg, and started for the house. Her
disappointed brother followed, crying !:
"Mother Mother Susy she been and