Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-05-20
Facts and Fancles.

Ladies' conventional Clubs are be-
coming popular in the Western States
A young woman's conundrum
Who is our .favorite Roman hero
Marius.
The lectures for women at Cambridge,
EnslanG, are proving decided success
this term.
Young women should set good
examples, for the young men are
always following them.
Danyille, Ill, furnishes married
girl whose age is twelve years aud six
months. The husband is 40.
All the biographers of the great
and the good show that none of them
had fashionable mother.
Innocence is like an umbrella
When we once have lost it we may
never hope to see it back again.
Why are country girls cheeks like
French calico 2? Because they are
warranted to wash and retain their
color.
The sweetest of strains-Trying to
lift pretty heavy girl on horse.
Wanted 10 kuow if bp this is meant
"heavy pretty girl or pretty heavy
girl"
Bcecher's wife, not liking probably,
to leave her lord exposed 10 The bland
iShments of the beauties of Ply mouth
Church, has requested him to join
herself and daughter in Florida.
There is young lady in Philadel-
phia who, whenever she feels like
enjoying joke drops her bonnet and
shawl on Fairmount bridge. and stays
away from her friends week or so.
Bonnets trimmed in two colors, with
a single bright contrasting tint in flow
ers CT feather, are especially the newest
combination Of the seasons novelties.
A young lady at a party on being
asked to favor the company with The
Maiden's Prayer" went to the piano
and struck up, Mother may | 20 out
to swim ~ in very animated manner.
Covington, Ky had a case lately where
a discarded hover murdered the girl
who rejected his suit whercupon all
the ti,nid old maids met together and
unanimously resol, cd never to reject
an offer.
Authorities Of Clarendon Iowa,
decided that women were entitled to
vote at The recent city election. but no'
Que Of the sex could be induced to
come forward and be polled. "Righis'
are all wrong there.
A man from the country whose wife
had eloped and carried off the feather
bed, was in search of them; not that
he cared anything about his wife, - but
the feathers, said he, "thems worth
dollar a pound"
The New Haven woman who
recently got married aud took her wed
ding tour in horse car. wrote to u
friend the next morning saying she
was just as well satisfied as though she
had travelled around the world
There is in western stare woman
so cleanly that she rnbs the dirt off the
fire.wood before she puts it in the
stove. Another woman tries to beat
this by pulling the growing beets out
every morning and washing the dirt
off them.
A would be school teacher in Ala
bama recently replied to question by
one Of the examiners, i" DO you think
the world is round or fat? 7" by saying,
We'll. some people think one way and
some another; I'll teach round or fiat,
just as the parents please"
Some girls never wi learn to restrain
the natural impulse of their nature. A
minister was baptislng girl at Ripon
Wis, and when he had submerged her.
and came out of the water, he asked her
how she felt in mind. Her answer
was, "All hunkey, only a little wet"
In reply to friend leaving town
because some things were not exactly
to her taste or content, an old lady of
experience sail: "My dear, when you
have found place where everybody
and everything is always pleasant, and
nothing whatever disagreeable, let me
know and I'll.move there too"
A correspondent asks us what we
.b;nt If late nlowino. Plowinr should