Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-12-21
MISCELLANEOUS.
Juvenile parties-Iufaut's = bawls. !

Song ofthe fawn: Call me carly, moth
er deer. - 80 | 1a ~ 7T'al
Would yoa anskssa wedding garments
OF fine cloth? or course 9i,az57iss1 a6ll
Why cant the youthful Duke dancse
Because he left his Rassi@n stepPes be-
hind him. 80; -.-.,i7' u. p =
George Francis Train declares. II rid. r
iculs nothing sf9eann6t1 1uDderstand,t-a 4
which exempts yearly everything n -
Why are penmakers the most dEshon, @
orahle pers6ns iR the world? Because
they make people steel pens, and then
say they do write. l,.ss..s i,...r o.,,..r,.,.,
A census tsket in > rural distriet In /,
Missouri reports two pair OF tWine born
IN the last three years to ssappy couple
canned Woodbines Thus is at issi foundu
Mr. Fisk'o favUrise place ''where the
Woodbinetwineth-H fae- 49,.
n you lat the eat ont Of the bag, neyer
try to cram it bac again; II only makes
matters orse. @
None but the brave deserves
fair. No, and none but the brave . n Z
live.with some Of them. iDsifalf odf lri'
oliver wsnt ell Hoimes caIIs'a kiss
Ilsping consonaat. He should have add. O.
Ell, also, that 1t folIowsa xowal. .srsFr r.
lnthe words Of an affectionsts wife
to the asanizins psrtnefes her BOSOM
Se s@g il: Don stop to talk, my dear,
but ~ Oh with your dying"
We know a man moving In good so
ciety, who has laughed so much in his
sleeve that is quite worn out. - g I'd Z
There Is no one so innocent as not 10
be evil spoken of; there Is no one 50
wicked as to merit, all eondemnation.
"Psti-n-e ami long. sufferingh is .
motto that may suit doctors, but not the >
dootored. quite so veil. ataras3 Q.
Awise man looks upon man Is he
does on horses; all their cOn;ariSons OF
title, wealth and place he considers but
40 l'"''''7si'- -.sisE Ii1cF ~ 3 sz;aal.s q
A hardy seaman who had narrewly
escaped drlwning by shipwreek,
was asked By good lady how he felt
when the waves rolled over him. He
replied, every wet, indeed ma'am."
"What are you doing there 20 said =,
grocer to fellow who was stealing his
lard. "I'ni getting fat" was the reply
of the thief. = li.''q 81
A Louisiana engineer was acquitted
of neglect in running Oyera man, be
cause ''the grass on the track grew 50
high as to obscure the person." s5fiizaf
Patron is ungracious enough to re-
mark that many American ladies, were 81
they sentenced to be hanged tomorrow,
would ask rs their first queS; ion, Have
[ a hanging dress?" -r-.s..s..--
The tedious routine of fiirtation, in
colrtship, engagement and
was successfully gone through
with by an Arkansas couple in thirty
six minutes. esA 2 l3
Aworthy woman in Iowa drove the
reaper through the harvest for her hus-
band, and then. closed her labors by,
taking a rake in the shape of one OF the
farm hands, with whom she departed
to fresh fields and pastures new, -s,.,-r,..s
A Mean Norwich man met with Sc
we're but Just punishment. He refused
10 give anything for the Chicago suffer-
srs. and within two hours heard thaS
his inother-in-law had come to stay a
month with him. ErchGUge. .ss 81 -.
Here is amother-in-law of at least two
husband power: a man whose home
IS in Wisconsin has been working az
Negaunee, Mich., for some months. A
week or so since he was taken danger
)usly sick. He sentfor his wifet
1t once and care for him. Now. the
Sife's mother is sick, too, and she sent
n. 49, -. lar. 1oha
land: "Dear Tim, mother Is sick; i
amt leave her. Do the best you can.
If you die, send your body home. 10 sil-''
That is the official report Of Calf
ornia Vigilance COMMITTEES: We, the
100 emigrants, qnietly marched to the
Justices Court and demanded the pris-
,ner. They refused to give him up
We, the 500 migrants, took him, tired
,im. condemned him, and hung hlnl
m the same tree he had murdered bis
yictim under. Farewell, vain world,
we're his last words, as the mule walk
d away and left linn there, We, the
90 emigrants, followed the mule. 81,
Wendell Phillips thus curtiy replies
o the free religionists who assert that
buddhism is equal to Christianity:
TO all this the answer Is India p6st
nd present. The Asiatic civilization
las failed from no lack OF inteiiectuM
igor or devloment. The force want.
ng was a spiritual one. BODY and
rain, without soul, Asia rotted away
from, ,Confucius to:Cicero there Is light
nougn, but no heat" 80,
John s. C, Abbott has written some
ather curious histories, and has given
he world some rather curious biogfa-
,hfes, but the climax of all Is his last
fort to get Nero right. He has dis
oyered that the gentleman did not nd
le during the bGrning OF Rome, be-
suse he didn't know how, and because
e was nearly hundred miles away
uring the confagration. People who
ave abused Mr.. Nero for his heartless-
ess can only avoid libel suit by rend-
ring an ample apology. 81 sssl s.1
Guest: "How comes this dead fiy in Ey
oup?" Waiter: 'sIn fact sir have NO
ositive idr how the poor thing came %
Is death. Perhaps II I'D not taken anF
pod for long time, dashed upoo tha
oup. ate too much of 1t, eoBtraeted an
nfianamation Of the stomach, tAaA
rouuht on death. The fiy must have
ad very weak enstitution, for Whea {
erved the soup It Was dancing me<rilp
pon the surface. Perhaps-and the iAeA
resents itself only at this moment-ie
ndeavored to swallow too large 9. pieea
{ vegetable; this remaining fast In his
hroat caused achoking In his wiDdpips.
his is the only reason | could give Se
he death Of The insect" u .l..,.i,-...
A Boston paper has the followings
Let US tell ocr readers Of Q pleasant
title incident that marked Thanksgivs
ng day. A worthy matron recently
deceased left her little fortune 70 oe a.,