The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-05-05
NOE. WESTERS,

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Used up-Ths lshtnines&
Killing time-sleighins alaAy.
Parental acFes-Ths old maS eusas.
TIE LAST cup Of the frolic-As heesp.
Alsadin9 Gtlcls-shs bllndsaas's dog
Adead lock-ths door Of buril vault.
Train proposes coming to d uaDuutsins.
Seamless kid glovss azs costngiato eashioa.
Can erossszauinas,oa bsss ssod nasured on,
A wsg advsstises baby yjungss, = "sprins roods"
Organs were arst iutrodasd inss churches In Isl.
Philadelphia Il talking onsnals stzsst conductor.
suhscriptionsto 70 the new IN nov reach asa ooo
It coat 90 In Canada 70 an -, '.ea,d.h,ed,d
idiot"
Who sves Nv aays'a, ~ ~ W. lsa,. wan.
to play pokesS
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q e. Lou3s. you know. -
There Me ls7.ees volume b IL CsarssaIeaal II.
brasy 1t Washingtsa.
0ambetsa Il parzisd to ths dneatese Lsetsimist
leader.
The Emperor Napoleon has tseeus member Of q
Londo. club.
Apostmastss BY the name 4 ooodals, when he d
II hurry, sisns It xx.
A drunken man can rarely walk In straisht line.
Hes more used to 4 rystsnsle.
In the Haytieu army thss az sad 70 b. 1000 najo.
genera,a
Dan Rics win make another farewell tour this sum.
met. He's the fazswsllsst man In The business.
vicksbury fears that the Misstssippi Il roine "a
leave her twelve miles inland.
Detroit druggist announces tonic which, hs sayA
viii enable its takcr to ''eat IN elephant"
A. T. Stewart saltsd down million and ope.half
last year.
Over twelve hundred ehurchss were built IN the
Cnited States last year.
Never have . wooden leg made Of oak, because the
oak 10 art TO produce a-eorn.
A man went mp In Z balloon January lst from Nes-
sua. He hasn't come down yet, 70 Tar - heard from
The New York Hsrald calls itself "the great ~
ligious organ OF the New World
The profits Of the National Ba,ks during tho past
year 10 said to have been $l3,00OQ0.
Ladies' foot rsevs BY moonigh 10 the fashionable
amusement 1t West End. Cornns
The amount of gold received for duties In this
country last year was nearly Ss0o, $4,000
Crocodile cussard 10 favorits leverage Of New Or
leans darkies II 10 made Of st. Csdx rum, sweet oil
and peppermint
Some folks can never let well enoigh alone. Here
Il new insurance company being formed to protect
men against dcsertion by their wives.
The latest story about Kossuth 10 tint he 10 soacing
his sickness and broken constitution BY translating
Shakespeare into Hungarian.
~..''-- er"'~- AVA Me- svnn Hars,ssn Of Florence,
Michigan are missing, and Johl b cleaning the m.
ccstral shotgun to ~ hunting for them.
Some years ago man bought piecs Of land I.
Chicago for 4ls and mule. He s,ad n. ana -pox 1.
not worth cent, while The lana is vsetA q. ooao.
Mr. osss,ey v.ose IN easssssn lIg..., - ..v~-
Suburbs Of jerusalem, and the conpuitor set 1t up
1.-THE snnburnt Jerseyite."
II young lady wished young ge,t to kiss her,
what papers would she mention1 NoSpsceasor, NO
Ooserrers, and ~ many Time ~ you Ike.
The chap who took the thread OF ifc to sew the
rent of house has gone wcst and inentsd patent
point for cross eyed needles.
John Saxton the Oldest editor In thetuited state,
died At hs residence in Canton, Ohio, April II, aged
81 years.
Capt. Samuel Noah. who died rece,tly At Mount
Pulaski. Ill, In his asd year. was before bis deccase,
the Oldest living graduate Of the Pint Academy
1t is said beer was arst made In the sk. The kan
garoo was seen to GO in with hops, ant grizzly was
bruin for forty days and forty nights
Bennington, w., paper reports thG prisoner In
the county jail fell out while leaning agsin.t the wall.
and that the institution Il to Be pspeed for better
security.
According to the ceneus returns II 1870, Nevada
has the largest Masonic membership Ia proportion to
her population-thirty in every thousnd-and Florida
the smallest.
Madame Jenny Lind Goldschmidt md her husband
have mulcted publishers In England to the amount Of
slaoo damages for libel in falsely ssins that their
welded life WAS infclicitous.
The Boston Post didn't bring out ID poultry after
the last election and tries to account r the omission
by this absurd pretense "Stosn! An sutiru coop of
roostess. some negroes In Connecticut ~ suspected"
The Ice crop Of the Kcnnebec 10 not isss than 3oo
700 tons this year. The leo costs the ownes in the
icehouees, shout twenty cents Z ton sevsnty-dve
cents ton for 5000 tons has been REUSED BY one
company there.
NJ. Charles Smith, young composito in the Sasi-
nav (Mich.) Courier o1dce, set during six working
days lOe, 400 ems q an average Of la - ems day
II was oil straight matter, without .fat" and nearly
al brewer.
When lovers In the starlight walk
How do they entertain, yet talk
Not even Of the weather!
How make the time 20 swift eiapa
Yet open mot their ltps7 Peshaps
By pressing them together.
There WIN hs ! fun mooa 10 ~ lnt week os each