Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1871-08-05
Sg'morons i,e4tI]es.
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ScHLlTTELTowN, JULY der lot 1871.
MISTER PRINTER:
Der Gert July, is now Gorbie doch mus
lch now derhehm doh bleiva, for widder
mohI an bIUgf tsu shreiya. Was tsu sayya
eut mich boddcra, for oily nonsense mus
ich now doh III 50 an shliCkiy poetry upi
Gerunut, aver sell will ;ch now net du.
'"L Wf'G'' Is feel tsu warm for so shtuft.
Was iCh saWya hob Wella IS deS ich Din
/ ohns i.n dcnna Hderorry geniuScs, wa net
yusht goot sin III poetry, un hction, aver
/ aW an gooter supply fun fact, I'M sell sogt
! der Lord liyroH, is icel stoergcs we fiction.
/ DE BoYvy hu5 mich draw erinnert dos
{ igh dc wuCh fore der iGtsht shun iershpro-
/ cha hob dg. Ou esaY lsu sArCiya fan WCaya
6el un Eeiwer. Tn we'll ich es ttrsproyha
hob will ich's now aw du. I'm Hrsh,.
I platz will ich der DOM amom an history
ScNNa iun der ku--wua iOr an krcdGUQr dos
sc - for was 81 tsu usa is, we alt dos an
kl. wort CD 80 doht gCht, was dc haut wUrt
| Is III der A,grT 0ryi, un der difference tswisha
an dIucha-shtcanuichc ku un q irish-
lnelkicho.
/ IN ku is an Gryddoor init g'shplitty hoola
/ IN haner about siyyatsCa st0!l lOng, mca
/ oddcr wonnichcr, htriCht measure, except
I dc biilcl kce, for sclly hen COR kca hmrncr,
/ aver q 'ehphtty hola TN loD.,y schwont2 VIC
Onner lett aw.
! An ku is tsu bruUcha for ollcrlea. I'm
crsht0 plotz is an llu iyvCr-ous C0Ut for in
, d3 Wl-d Eca, un wunn q yorlu ions unEichr
/ dguuut is, oddvr wants folder fun ma
. |c.s.ECru field uf Is, don is an lU yusht &
very ErgdduOr for yunry i.raut KEEP oder
/ k0lb g'Wochsa wcshkorn ut tsu usa.
An Au is iYycr Gus goot for mii.ich Gus
CT tsu mclka. DC quality fun der millich
lUmmI Orllich feel uis iudder aw was dc
ku lrCsst, IN dc quantity fun miliich konu
mcr increase odder deminnisha nit wasscr
according tsu circumstances. lie Bevvy
! behawpt sc kent enniche tscit drci quart
millich terkaw'a Tor all yeady single quar-
was Sc gcclit fun der ku, provided IS is an
gootcr brunna Oddcr chus fun denua by
drants uni dc veg,
An ku ohna cider foil millich is nix wert
for mcka.
An ku dc an crosses cider noch drawgt,
foil millich, hCast mer for common OILS an
irish nlelkiCh Aver, chny de kea millich
i'm cider hut is for common ON druckiL
shtT.
An ku wprb for common fun drci bis
finf un drcisich yohr ait, according tsu cir
cumstances. Ehny dos yusht paar yohr
leabt un w;Crd k'uo Ut g'me9hL un geat
dorrich dc machinery fun ina butcher
StOp-SO CnlJ EulU-LDL lOG COnH-On III SaIl
yuuGy dawya.
IN llu de leawa boJt for yohra long,
bis SC fun tswansich bis linl-un-tswansich
rings Um Ic hWrner gricnl, 50 chny W@rt
for cCmMUn Urdlich ait un tuli CD dos Sc
shlUrbt
Es sin tswca wcaya for IN ku ums lcawa
tsu briuGa. En- Wlg is for sc tsu butchCTa
fUrs licash, l.Uut un iushiich, un der onner
veg is sc doat gen lu-sa fun sich selwer.
Wann an ku g-bntchcrt is DOM we ad
: der carcass ut g'uscd iOc riuds-tlcash,
Wielsht, suppa-knoCha, kuttel-.!eCN un
uXa-kup-soup, DC haut is linf cents punt
Wjcrt in der gierWcrci.
Wanu n ku iCrrcCkt DOM ttrkawlt mCr's
itt for s,et koch, un der schwanta for line
un so GaCh,
For w@rsht macha Oddcr sCf kocha is
, an Giilul-ku un durham breed exactly al
equal footing
In ku hcsst aw wclshkorn mehl un
: irish dimmody graws-prOYided Sc grickts.
; IN ku weegt about sex hunncrt punt, mca
+ oddpr wennichCr
1 An ku is an lrst-ratc krcddoor for uf an
I fcndu advertisement tsu printa init ehra
l likeness drul.
5 Aver, was soil ich now sawy fun Wcaya
dc kclwcr? Was is an kalb?
7 An ka.b is der ku ehra bubbely-wann's
4 wennicher dos iror dog alt is, DOM is eS
yusLt SO an kelwely. An kaib is an hred-
door ca degree hUChCr un cider we an Eel-
5 wclly. I'm kalb is iYVor-OUs orriCk nj
/ lishy ku millich, grawd Gus der dts fun
cider rouse.
t Aver os hut an g'wissy sort kelwcr in
: der welt, dc COR net in der lt.Cndshalt sin
, nit ECe Oddcr bii.ol-uNa.
, Es hut kelWcr fun dCunl iCh an OrGliCh
longer chapter sAroiya kouut, aver, icl
1..1.y q D gl,.,t tf.,
! Is hat really myCny kvlWlr, dummy kcl
4 Wpr, grossy kC,wCr, lubbcha Eelwer un fer
. rckty kelWrr, IN duch all nit nenner con
= siduru sich uiN Wsnaichers dos regularly
, guuu.ue-augl glo-saEuA mullattorawl!shU meU
o sha, S,ll is, nj course, an dintrcLcu "a
, opinion.
C An louu d,cr au ONT will I'M expect,
= tsn krevya init ouucsty means, Is an e1!cl
$ tich's kllb.
I'm moun dur oSpggt aG lawyer tsu
i bHhcisa Gus IN Gallyr IN Il hoMcr J. 90
y mWru,hys ka.b.
r. l.ncr d,nr dlnkt en- kuuu ia dor hlmmy
q humul Iit t.gu cent note iu der hNuay
3 sock uDi try uruuVa, Is uV ul.Nl,lyA kalb,
70 In Gamer 4.v bort .hdNl Tor syi geld ul
% dut ,irh oily dog lo.l sauis uu kh"st WN,i
de h1uy t--ill Nuu az sal rent uyt U,ta4h
1 ltT kauu. Lu Etsu,r---l ,luyg Do ana hT ..t
- a.lhuuhygia k.lb yu ieA J.El ehms aW Iu
e grItht u,i RwYu.
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