The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1871-06-14
fang-fastening tendency Of this joint high,
ancient and honorable profession to

luhS-Iastenlng tonuency Of TINS JOINT nigh,
ancient and honorable profession to
SUCK INFERIoR wnIsKEY.
and they wish it distinctly understood that
they allow The slayer Of the strong in a.
bundancc On this occasion only, because
that, having noticed the extremely unfor-
tunatoopcration Of the Maine Liquor Law,
they believe that editors can obstain only
when free from al .hanker.' 90 to speak, J
and have the fiery thunder Juice near at
band. Temperance IN al things is what
Il recommended by Hquidunk. SqAidunk
Y wilssSs. dave d 10 dchasing appetile{ The
iThy old spirit o. morality brcathcs through
its leaders and nestles in It's paragrahs.
II. All liquor win te carefully slowed
away by the Committee or Special Moral
ity Composed Of New York Editors) in
the two baggage cars provided by the COM
lnittcc. Straw for packing win be furn-
ished By Maine Editors, who will carefully
sample the packages.
Is. Personal cleanliness Is strongly rec
commended. A towel, comb and brush
will accompany each train.
l6. Should any ladies' bo present they
will beunder the especial escort Of the
Sqnidunk Committed, and on entering d
tunnel, all cleveland. Toledo, Chicago and
Milwaukee editors win be required 10 leave
the car. and New York mon will be
placed upon their digaity and good bcha-
yior. Squidunk asks. with heartfelt car
nestncss, that crinoline and thrce-story
chignons DO left at homo.
IL. All political discussions and argu-
ments Of female suffrage must be avoided.
We must not Tilt-on that. Mono of that
ilk will bc permitted unless properly Gagged
ironcd and gagged.
Is. The question Of advertising will be
considered with the usual wisdom. discrim-
ination and practical knowledge which has
always marked shc deliberations Of that
august (or June) body, tho Sqaidunk Ed
itorial Ass.
Is. We must have one dollar line
each insertion. We must not be weak.
fricnds. here. lie moi weak. We beg.
~ N1ah HOh.
10. But sirups may 30 taken At half
-ae. WLile sl.aae hasiHg chillsea uay
deduct small discount Of GO pcr cent. for
soothing sirap.
II. But on no account must larger
dt4e,nnt linn 20 per cent be made on
Washes even though we mAy nccd them
for our own use. Honor. gcntlcmen. hon
or and integrity above all. Tho Squi-
dunk COnmittoe adinonislies you 70 be
firm.
22. Sirup of rbubarb, squills. cock
roach mixtures, love powders aud capsules
may be taken at reiuclion Of so per
cont. from earl rates. II for editorial use.
%. But on ~ account must any ono in
this As. take buchu. slnaparilla, tooth
Preparations, or patcnt mc.licincs IN gcnor-
al, ut less discount than 30 per cent.
q. Bittcrs. Of course. will bc gratis.
%. Local advertising will DO accepted at
exact printed rates. Wcmnst prutccl honc
Institutions.
20. Advertising Agcrcics, when reliable
viii receive tl,oir regular rates of % per
a,cut. and should DO thankful u tho Squi-
dunk Committee.
q. Tnycling agents will be treated with
the greatest respect. and proprictora of
newspapers should show tacm ilc greatest
hospitality. Think Of the poor fellows
away from home, who como 70 rs 10 throw
into onr hands their advertising patronage.
Can vc IL lcs. after throwing III our usu-
II small discounts. than 70 acccrt thoir o.
fon 81 half price. and throw them in few
editorial notices u twenty limos grtis?
-. Couptonancc will not bc given %
any editor who agrees 10 pay moro than
$500 cash for $3.50 piano. after having
advertised the coinpany's instruments, |
vDk. yoar.
20. In regard 10 tho great question of
subscription. let US firmly adhere 10 the
principle u ciala--whcrcvur wo can Get Il.
funco rails. empty oyster kegs aud shoe
boxes must not bo received. Butter and
live stock will do we'll enough, il IN passs.-
bic condition.
IN CoNCLusfoN.
80. Squidunk will protest against beats.
80. Washington cdit4fs will mol ly re-
cciycd, o. account of gseir povody and oar
mural scrupIoa.
80. X. |. odi.oswill 200 that Tho 'clotl'
i treated with respect. when not ia loo d.
lalidatuj condition.
80. Massachusetts, mcn will sodnlously
exclude uolorod gcnlIomoa of African do
scout.
81. New Yorkon will enforce lho gin
law.
35. Conncclicut cditors viii keep their
noses 10 close proximity 10 tho kitchen.
SO. Sqnidunk will 700 zach man homo
10 safety, hsxing provided number Of pa
tont elastic Isultora. made especially for the
pso Of odibsrx. and provided with writing
materials and spougc.
81. boston editors will snpcrinlcad thc
music. which will be furnished by lhe lIcs-
Ton Boeihoyon Brass Belly-Bapl l,amoons-
lg SQIDUEK ExpECTs EyEgy MAN TO
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