White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1871-07-20
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u The pope to Victor Emanuel-"Give back nv
Rome" v. Z. to the pope-"Pio Nono."
y The daughter Of Owen Lovejoy has been appointed
postmistress Of Princeton, ILL.,
ic oorps Of chicken ihevss The people find them an
able change from book agrnts-Boston Post
y proverb and fact are thns with perceptible
Those whom the gods love die young Greeley is sixty
rT Major VIM McDarmd, printer in the Office of the
walter Scots poems frUm the original manuscript.
~ There is a school teacher in Massachusetts, who (,
Is said sometimes for punishment eompels her scholars
eat grasshoppeRs
" It's curious fact that not of the German war
contractors has been made rich.
" hopeful youth in Fort Wayne after tearfally
cepting Bible from his aunty. walked off and exchanged
| it For copy Of Bret Hartes poems.
~ respectable lady at Pittsburg the other day. was
" Rhode Island claims have the Oldest bell in the
world The ancient bell Of what used to be known
Butterfly Factory" in Smthied bears 1853 II was
| brought from Cuba many years ago.
IT. They utilize foreign noblemen in San Francisco A
saioon keeper hires one-heir to long line Of ustrous
ancestors but no cash-at 81. dollars week to clean bot
II Mr.. Thomas Cullen the Philadelphia juror, who
preferred rot in base rather than jury with
Niger" and Jail for contempt court now
get out terms He has arrived the
elusion that 'niggers are better than 'bascs after ALL
u President Grant says that to mprison JEFF Da-
Wis would be like mprisoning newspaper. We knew b-
fore that jeff Davis was arrested in petticoats and more
| novel that he should be taken for a sheet
II Gen. Robert Toombs is against the departure
declares that he would vote for Horace Gree
lev than for Democrat upon snch platform. That
is all right and Toombs is not big fool as he seems
Let him stick to tine Farmers and Mechanics candidate
| ". T. Sun.
70 Missouri lady waved red flag stopped the train
asked the conductor for chew of tobacco for her old
| man.
r The supreme court of Ohio has decided that after
church any liabilities the strength of sub
| scriptions, they are legally binding
rv Spotted Tree Toad noted chief Of the PUtes is
| m NOR
his fathers in gallant but unsuccessful attempt asso
| lightning express train on the Pacific road.
r 1t is understood that when the President
California the San Francisco Committee on Presents will
poets real estate, gold both.-CourierJou
~ Ben Wade is described in Santo Domingo per-
| ambuating battery of expetives.-Boston Post.
- The Hayten officials insisted upon drinking Mr.
summers health, to the Commissioners dsgust-Boston
Post.
II Adjutant General Townsend is the embodiment of
An his furniture even down 10 pens and pen wpers at
right dress always President Grant is reported to have
will indorse him with red ink War department. A. G. o.
wrap him up in red tape and stick him away in pigeon
r The Galveston Ners concludes an article ON The
Ds.%a Of the psmosrasy BY saving that in order to
sI @ MN, ,ns nas "a a w 1he % @mccraey1 Den maSt &
| it and under it,
20, Some Pennsy vania Democrats suggest the following
campaign Gen - sherman for Pressn Gov Gssry for
and Carl Schurz for Secretary of State
| anything else he wants.
| rF The Ttusville Herald says: Bret Harte cannot
part in the in this city the Fourth but
headed Pile Driver Of Red Hot It commences thus:
struck well! Ion betIforty feet IN the sand!
The rest of this charming poetry will be duly given
70 Mr. Stevens of Laporte Ind had only been married
week when he detected his wife pouring hot tea in his
he slept He he has been married before
and don't know what the ussgss Of society are but he
| fection, something of that kind.
IT The Worcester Gazette says that the gentleman
from Kansas who came here week to marry Mrs.
Williams and found her under arrest for extoron and lar
ceny has found another mate and left with his wife,
for the West yesterday.
~ Virginia thought have some nice fun in
frightening boy by playing panther clothing himself in
panters skin and suddenly appearing before him in tho
good He just went back the house. got his IA
theirs rifle rested fence and shot that panther and
there funeral from that mans late residence days
after.
.P Among the innumerable articles sent to Captain
Hall to cheer his journey N the Polar regions wasa tin can
Poaris has reached the Arctic seas But its passage
leaked out a can Of patent axle grease with which
Captain Hail. his snrvvor aectonatey request
ed to lubricate the axle of this venerable planet
70 vinccnnes editor. having exaggerated about
quoes the Cairo Bsletn r-torts They usually do get
the better Of quite everybody who gets drunk and sleeps
~ An Illinois editor" who hasn't departed sees in
eotsmporary "A ay blown sinking treaeherous
~ so-caed religious paper New York is Of opin-
ion that the democrats having voluntarily abandoned th
chief and vital objections to the republican platform ought
logically To join the republican party This Ia true; but
Is Oh It. use 20 TAIN 10 IN. party ABOUT logic
hsei o' eiins .nen Mha. .neS may 10 Iosisay zen
hem NO" I'd get ih'o ONCE anu 'hey won hihu the logic
V George Francis Train made thirty four speeches in
Afarsees in eleven days Long before he got through
the at the earnest request Of the inhabitants tee
siaPheu INC rasi' =" eome oh anu 'aAe 'he Phee'
: -ET Hartford man was taken sick a few days since
His said it Of measles and gave him
medcine Inc next aay ne ssht ior doetor
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'he Juuee "''ei ""ns p'' o.P"'ns'
gT counfryman, shopping IN lawrence, Mass, on
saturday stole de on the sprinkler Of the watering cart
The driver pnie the valve lever and the
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London ofhcs anu alter waiting long time IN their ante
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~ Ibe centenary OF Sir walter Scotts birth takes
place on the 9Th OF August and imposing ceremonies
being projected BY his admiIng counrymen for Its
81 IN ,h nos, d;st;no,,;.hsd l,.r.ti M hl;c mn " -
Inrd" nnd among other thing. they will trv IN ssfs6
h memorial in the Tnyer.ify in copnection win m.
~ rreat suthors name '