Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-08-31


gentleman to a pivate box.
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Whoever Iearr.s TO stand alone must
learn to fall alone.
Friendship is cadence ofdiyine mel
ody melting through the heart.
He who rejoiees at the destruction of
human life is not ut to be entrusted
with power in the world.
Keep the horrors at arms length.
Never turn blessing round to see If it
has dark side.
He that cannot strive to endure again
the stream, can hardly -attaia--the port
which he purposes to recover.
Wnen aman takes more pleasure in
earning money than in spending it he
has taken the first step toward wealth.
A man no cannot control his tenn
per, his attention and his countenance
should not think of doing business
know of but two beautiful things
the starry heavens above and the sense
of duty within my heaIt.
Husband and wife seouid run togeth-
er on an equality; it is dangerous for Ell
ther to take the lesd.-The most diff
cult driving is that of tandem.
The man who is careful Of his own
reputa tion will be careful OF Of his
own reputation will be careful Of his
neighbours. The man who thoughfIessly
speaks of another is carless Of his own
reputation.
A reckless potato bug went through
the State of Rhode Island last week,
and when last seen was mounted on q
W nd-milI by the seaside weeping for
fresh worlds to conquer, and wiping his
fearful eyes with hisc0at tail.
In Montreal an ex-paymaster in the
navy ste at one meal three pounds Of
ham and pound of bread, and drank q
pint and half of brandy and a gallon
of water. They called it apoplexy and
took him over the hill to the grave yard
the next day.
A resident of Manchester, Iowa, owns
flock of forty-three turkeys who have
formed partnership with the crows in
exterminating the grasshoppers. The
turkeys and crows meet and freely min
gle and seem to greatly enjoy each 9TH
ers company.
Common confidence operations-eat
ing sausages and buying eggs.
Vermont having adopted the biennial
election system, holds no election this
year.
Laura Reno, who was to avenge her
murdered brothers, has gone and got
married.
ga fine-grained and joyous animal
ism" is numbered among Lydia
Thompson's charms.
A fashionable town dissipation
among the ladies next winter win be
"morning reading classes"
An Eau Claire wife bit her husbands
ear of the other night, and then called
him slough euss."
The young ladies Of Saratoga say
they have ''irritated themselves" when
they have quaffed the waters of the
spring.
A Wautoma lover wrote his sweet
heart: ''There Is not globule Of blood
in my heart that does not bear your
photograph"
GA woman gave birth to four children
in Jersey City yesterday" is published
under the head Of "Crimes and Casual
ltleS III u NcW 4OEA papSE.
A Salt Lake City paper says the eli
mate there Is peculiarly trying to the
hair. The EDITORS fifteen wives have
been trying, with an unpleasant degree
Of success, to deprive his caput Of its
natural covering,
A Lynchburg colored woman fell
thirty feet out a third-story window,
striking the ground head-foremost. Il
took two wheelbarrow loads Of earth to
1 fill up the hole, but the woman refused
to pay fo- the job.
An Irishman, who was standing on
London bridge, said to q youth: "Feith
and I think ] know yees; what's yer
name ?" Jones, - said the boy. "Jones,
Jones'" said the Irishman; s'an' know
seventeen 0uld maids by that name In
i Dublin; was aither Of them your
mother 20
a ladyat Long Branch was talking
Ito a gentleman next to her at dinner,
and becoming very animated, shook
her small frizette Of false cnrls into his
soup plate. He passed on to fish.