The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-12-19
They Will all do SO.

/ acCclItts Oul NudA Nbo hio S'' p
one evening, when about entering tho
/ parlur with all the uncCremoniru~ tfec-
! dom Of lover, at discovering his IL
amnrata upon a sofa, her arms around
the neck of neighhoring youth, and
her lips in such blissiu proximity to
. his as to convince our hero that mat
ters were fvariuly in earnest. In rage
and modification he rushed homeward,
arriving Just in time to surprise his
only sister, the pious wife OF the vll-
rage minister, squeezing to kill young
disciple of Blackstone. Nearly fran
tic at such disclosures among penpie
whom he hat believed to De little
lower than the angels, he made bold
dash for the barn, running directly up
on his mother, kissing the old family
physician, who had "stole march"
upon her as she was looking alter tho
! poultry. This was too much, and with
, a groan the young man turned, undls.
, covered. away, resolved to pass tho
} night with his grief, beneath the stars,
fearful of further revelations should he
) venture beneath the shelter of another
roof.
, The morning encouraged him, how
. ever, and dew drenchcd aUd sorrewful,,
: he sought his home, when bis mother.
with true maternal sulicitude, ques-
, toned him rs to his sad looks where
upon be related the inconsistency Of
= his fair bethrothed, receiving IN reply
, the gratifying intelligence that she was
F.. n poud.for-pothing, mis- rahle hu2zv,
| and he must not speak to or notice her
a again-one SO utterly unworthy.
: "But, mother he continued, ialteT.
t ing, "that is not all
5 "Not all ? What can there be more =
was the next question.
d "Why, when hastened home, what
g should find but my sister--my godly
S sster-in the arms of a rascally young
II lawyer"
e Your sister!" shrieked the outrag-
h ed mother "My child? The migrate
i. ful, wicked creature! Is it for this |
10 have given her home, and cared tor
W her husband and children? | SiN do
," it no longer such conduct is Infamous
and to be digraced! She shall leave
i; to day, and never enter my Presence
ry again
C. "When sick and discouraged by
Id such repeated exhibitions Of sin, lei)
lis the house, determined to pass the night
&c in the barn, | there found my mother
1t, kissing old Dr. f"
nd "You did,"
y. 81 did"
h. "Well never mind my son; they
ne will all do so"
id Ductor-"Well, how did your wifi
II, manage her shower bath, deacon p
Deacon-"ohe had real good luck
t.. Madame Moody told her how she
*. managed She said she had large
oiled silk cap, with a cape to it, like &
ed iireman's, that came all over her shoul
d. ders and"
er Doctor-"She's n fool for her pains
that's not the way"
Deacon--"So my wife thought"
Doctor-"Your wife did nothing o.
the sort, hope"
r. Deacon--"Oh, no, doctor, she used
ty an umbrilly."
Doctor-"What! used an umbrella
It's What the mischief good did the show
x- er bath do her?'
Dencon-"She said she felt better
in Her clothes wern't wet 4 mite. She
sot unt er the umbrilIy for half AZ
lie, hour, till all the water trickled OFF
al aad said twas cool and delightful and
inst like leetle shower in summer
at Then she took off her things, aud ruo
bed herself fer haitian hour arter."
A mother-in.law, up in Troy, thought
she heard hard words between hel
daughter and her husband, and SC
she tried to see what was going on
eo through the key-hole. She is now US
ing eye water on account Of IL dose d
red pepper that somehow went through
that key hole. Well, key-holes sill
act that way sometimes, when mothers
in law are making improper use o.
wv them.
Here is beautiful instance of con
jugul affection. a married lady il
Connecticut recently fell into n river
\ aud would haye been drowned eXcep
et, tha. her cries attracted the attention
he of her husband, who mistakug her il
\ the dark for another woman, Worke,
ed like q beaver TO get her out
4 man getting out Of an omnibus
.. few days ago, made use of two knees L
~, T steady himself, at which the ladies tool
'ne ire offence. aud one Of them cried aloud
~ ~ "a perfect savage"
AZ, iG True said wag inside, he belong
i' i''' to the Paw. Knee tribe"
ife "What makes you so glum, Tom I?
tn ooh, | have had TO endure Il sa,
trial to my feelings"
,s9 "What on earth was p
inc "Why, had to tic on Il pretty girl
he bonnet while her mother was lookin!
on"
on The new style Of collars for gentle
la, man is simply terrific. With moder
ately long pantaloons, they do ava.
with all necessity for shirt,
a'. BE girtuous, hence happy