The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1871-10-26
Misfortune never come single,
And so, like birds Of feather,
The marriages and the deaths
Ara ai,rava nrfnfed tORother


The editor of temperance paper says
to his readers :-"For the effects OF lntem-
perance see our inside"
EITHER WAY WILL Do.-"Win you
have me, Sarah 2" said young man to a
modest girl. "No, John, said she, "but
you may have me, if you viii"
Take two letters from money, and there
will be but one left. We knew fellow
who took money from two letters, and
there wasn't anything left
Mrs. Livermore declares her intention
to vote the same as any other man at the
next election. 1t is to be hoped that she
will then live more contented life.
sa Mr.. Greeley, on being asked SY Penn
sylvania farmer why he didn't write a new
work entitled what / Don't Know OF
Farming" is said to have replied that life
was too short.
A little girl, busy in making a pair of
worsted slippers. for her father, said to a
young companion near her, "You are very
incky, yon are your papa has only got
one leg"
esz,"What does your husband deal IN.
marm 2'' '.He deals cards chiefly, sir"
5"Well, the dell will be apt to get him
when the last trump Is played"
Every man has in his own life follies
enoueh-in his own mind trouble enough
lin his own fortunes evil enough-with-
out being curious after the affairs of 9TH
ers
No one of my fellows can do that spec
ial work for me which have come into
the world to do. He may do a higher
work, a greater workout he cannot do
my work.
The other day little shaver was expa-
tiating on the injurious effects of tobacco.
Said he, ''The oil of tobacco is so poison
Gus that single drop of it on the end OF
dogs tail viii kill man in minute"
The boy had got things slightly mixed.
A MODERN PRAYER.-A member of q
church IN Vermont, desiring "a man from
the Lord, ? prayed in this wise Send
us not an old man on his dotage, nor q
Esyoung man IN his goslingheod, but man
with all the modern Improvements.
.1 A CoRREcr AEswER.-'.Ah p said
Sunday school teacher, Caroline Jones,
what do you think you would have been
without your good father and mother2"
81 suppose, mum" said Carolina 81 sup
pose as I should ha' been horphan."
rAsGAssy DR1NK.--Mark Twain thinks
that soda water is not reliable for a steady
drink. 1t is too gassy.s The next morn
ling after drinking thirty-eight bottles he,
!. : found himself full of gas and as tight as
balloon. He hadn't an article of clothing
. that he could wear except his umbrella.
sas WE SIscEREIY Hope NoT.-Ths iol1
loving inscription is on tombstone in
San Diego, Cal :-''This year is sakred to
the memory of the memory of William
Henry Shaken, who came to his death
being shot with Colts revolvers-one of
. the. old kind brass mounted-and of such
As the Kingdom of Heaven %
81 - A very novel and interesting marriage
ceremony recently took place in Elkhart,
Indiana, at the house Of Mr.. Sanford
The persons married, Miss F. A. Sanford
and Moses A. Martindale, and sixteen Of
the guests, were deaf and dumb. The
ceremony, was written and read to such Of
the guests as could hear, and then handed
to- the couple to be united. The prayer
was also written, and passed to those who
could not hear it offered.
4 aM . "