The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-01-05
int no doubt abont it. Bizmark hez the

amt no doubt abont it. Blzmark hez the
troo German push into him. and wa: is |
worse for 700 he hez million, more or
less. Nv troo Germans to push. Yoor
demoralized becoz 700 hevant any great
central ide to contend for. hev plan
for yoor immejet and permanent salva-
shen witch I hereby submit:
We hev in Moo York forty thousand
Nv the brave sons Nv Erin, witch hev here
tofore: done our votan. witch under the
plan NV eountin majorities without any
reference to the votes in the box, We don't
need no more In fact they are in our
way. for to keep 'em from operatin agin
US we hev to take care NV 'em. These
brave men 700 kin hev.
You may say that forty thousand is too
few to accomplish the relief Nv Paris
700 don't know 'em, 700 want to take
that forty thousand men and land them
! on the coast Nv France. Give each Nv
EN- quart bottle Nv the eleckshun whis
key witch we yoose here, made Nv ekal
parts Nv high wines and alcohol, with
Cayenne pepper, Scotch snuff and plug
tobacco in it, to make it sarehin, then
| put7yourself at their head in full uni
form, organize yoorself into tablow,
and, wavin -yoor sword, excfaim
"Patriots, there is Paris! There's an
e.eckshun to be held there to day, our
-chsef paying sl5s apiece for votes,
and there is sixty polls at witch 1yoo kin
repeet."
That's all VOC want to say, 700 incident
say q, word about dooty. or country, or
anything else witch other military orators
yoose to inhame their warriors. The
moment they comprehend the meanin Nv
yoor words, they will raise the American
war cry, Erin 60 bragh," and 700 Good
ent hold EN-. 700 incident fear the
result. Moltke- and the Crown Prince
haint got men enough to keep EN- ovt ov
Paris. They will go through them Ger
mans like flash of. litenin through a
gooseberry bush. You incident even Civ
EN- arms. With SIGH prospect, they d
wade through blood, and through whole
divisions of armed men with nothing but
their bare hands. ~. ar-.--a ,-,,. - ....
But sposin they do git in Paris, what
then? There are yit the Prooshun ar
mics outside to be destroyed, you will
say -- - iltF5 .a- 90 aa
1 Very good. Strike yoor MOO allies in
their weakest spot. Rouse their hottest
enthoosiasrn. Appeal to their highest
lnstinks. Make it worth their while
to be heroic. Say to them that France
repays those who do vaorous deeds fol-
her. Offer series Nv rewards to en-
suthin after this style.
For the KILN of ten Prooshuns, a DO
leeceman's place in Paris for two years.
1 For the KILN of twenty Prooshun, a
d policeman S for four years. frs
/ For the capcher NV a Prooshun gun, a
postorfs -.- ..... ...,f.st fr,-.
For the scalp Nv a Prooshun officer,
above the rank Nv colonel, place in E
custom house. - 5..i l-.5'
Vary these stimulants ez the pecooly.
er construckshen Nv yoor Government
when this reaches you may indicate, Tut
see to it that their holdin place Wv
some kind depends on the amount Nv
humnn gore they spill, and the country
about Paris will overflow with it.
700 may hev decided by the time
these requirements get to 700 to N axe
| a Site change from a republic to an alb.
sloot despotism, and 700 may fear tina,
,fitin for crown mite dampen their ardor
l ashoor 700 it won't make no differ
ence. The troo Amerikin Dimocrat from
Cork who kin once git into an offs WOOD
prefer monarky to republic, for he
woodent be subjected to any other chance
Nv dismissal than the frowns Nv the mon
arky; and they are so skillful in wor
} shipin any one in power that there ain
no trouble about that There aim nc
more devoted advocates Nv liberty anc
ekality than they are up to certain pin
They hate kings and docks and earls, anc
sich they are opposed to hevin one
man treadin the iron koof Nv oppression
onto the nechs NV fellow man, .oness
they are the men wat do the 5 treadin
Offer them the places they banker after
and they will yield hearty and enthusi
. astie support to ez many different kinds
g NV governments In week ez ever the
4 French kin make. ~ a3
This is my plan for the redempsher
Nv France. 700, may take it or not c.
you choose. Eff you don't accept the
offer, shell make it to Bizmark. My
friends hev. the happy faculty Nv beir
able, to 6te ekally well ON either side u,
any question. ~
Trooly,
PETP oLEUM v. Massey.
A. S. Yoo may objeck to this skeen
on the skore that 700 wood prefer to b.
under German rool than Irish:-that yor
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