The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-08-15

When certain, speedy and sa1e remedy Is
within the easy reach Of all who desire 70
avail themselves Oft. But the majority will
not. Blinded by prejudice, or deferred by
some other unexplained influence, they re-
fuse to accept the relief proffered them.
they turn deaf ear to the testimony OF
thousands whose sufferings have been ale
Waited, and with strange fnfatuation, APP
pear to cling with desperate determination
TO their ruthless tormentor. But says dys-
peptic: What Is this remedy to which we
reply: This great alleviator Of human SUI
feTing is almost as widely known as the
English language. Ithas allayed the agonies
OF thousands, and Is to-day carrying COM
fort and encouragement to thousands OF 9TH
ers. This acknowledged pannacea Is none
other than
DR.. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BIT
TIERS.
Would you know more Of the merits OF
this wonderful medicine than can be learned
from the experience ofothers? Try 1t your
SELF and when 1t has failed to fulfil the as
surance of its efficacy given by the pro-
prietor. then abandon faith In 1t.
LET IT BE REMEMBERED,
first of all, that HOOFLAND'S GERMAN
BITTERS Is not rum beverage.
They are not alcoholic in any sense OF the
term. They are composed wholly OF the
pure juice or vital principle OF roots. This
is not mere assertion. The extracts from
which they are compounded are prepared
by one of the ablest Of German chemists.
Unlike any other Bitters in the market,
they are wholly free from spirituous ingre-
dients. The objections which hold with SO
much force against preparations OF this
class, namelySthat desire for intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use, are not
valid in the case of the German Bitters. so
far from encouraging or intoxicating taste
or desire for inebriating beverages, IL may De
confidently asserted that their tendency Is
in a Numerically opposite direction. Their
effects can be
BENEFICIAL ONLY
In all cases of the hillary system. Hoofiand's
German Bitters stand without an equal,
acting promptly and vigorously upon the
Liver; they remove its torpidity and cause
healthful secretion of bile-thereby supply
ing the stomach with the most indispensa-
BILE elements of sound digestion in proper
proportions. They give tone to the stomach
Stimulating It's functions, and enabling II
to perform'its duties as nature designed IL
should do. They impart vigor and strength
to the entire system, causing the patient to
feel like another being-in fact, giving him
new lease OF life.
THEY PURIFY THE BLOOD,
cleansing the vital fluid Of all hurtful inn
purities and supplanting them with the ele-
ments Of genuine healthfulness. In word,
there Is scarcely disease in which they
cannot be safely and beneficially employed;
but in that most general prevalent, dis
tressing and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
THEY STAND UNRIVALED.
Now, there are certain classes OF persons
to whom extreme Bitters are not only UNI
palatable, but who find II impossible to
take them without positive discomfort. For
such.
DIR. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
has been specially prepared. 1t is intended
for use where slight alcoholic Stimulant IL
required in connection with the we'll
known Tonic properties OF the pure Ger
man Bltters. This Tonic contains all the
ingredients of the Bitters, but so Favored as
to remove the extreme bitterness This
PREPARATION is not only palatable, but com.
bines, in modified form, all the virtues OF
the German Bitters. The solid extracts OF
some of Natures choicest restoratives are
held in solution by spirituous agent OF the
purest quality. In cases OF languor or eX-
cessive debility, where the system appears
TO have become exhausted OF Its energies,
HOOFLAND'S TONIC
acts with almost marvellous effect. IL not
only stimulates the tagging and wasting
energies, but invigorates and permanently
strengthens It's action upon the Liver and
and Stomach thorough, perhapsle less prompt
than the Bitters, when the same quantity
il taken Is none the less certain. lndlges-
ton, Biliousness, Physical or Nervous fros-
tration, yield readily TO It's potent influence
II gives the invalid new and stronger hold
upon life, removes depression OF spirits, and
inspires cheerfulness. 1t supplants the pain
of disease with the ease and comfort OF per.
feet health. 1t gives strength TO weakness,
throws dependency to the winds, ana
starts the restored invalid upon new and
pdadsome career. But DIR. Hooflland's BEN
Factions to the human race are not con-
fined TO his celebrated
GERMAN BITTERS,
or his invaluable Tonic. He has prepared
another medicine. which Is rapidly WIN.
ming its way to popular favor because or It's
intrinsic merits. This Is
HOOFLANDS PODOPHYLL1N
PILLS,
a nertect substitute for mercury, without
any of mercury's evil qualities.
These wonderful Pills, which are INTENDED
IN act upon the Liver, are manly composer
of Podophyllin, or the
VITAL PRINCIPLE OF THE MAN.
DRAKE ROOT.
No household should be without them.
They are perfectly safe, require but two lot
an ordinary dose, are prompt ana eHcient
in action, and when used In connection
with Dr. Hollands German Bitters, or
Tonic. NAV be regarded as certain specihcs
in ali cases of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,
or any of the disorders 10 which the system
is ordinarily subject. The
PODOPHYLLIN PILLS
oct upon the stomach and bowels, carrying
off improper distractions, while the Bitters
or Tonic purify the blood, strenthen and In
vigorate the frame. give tone and appetite
N the stomach, and thus build up the In
'I DR.. Hoofiand, having provided interna
remedies for diseases, has given the worio
one mainly for external application, in the
wonderful preparation known as
DR. HOOFLANDS GREEK OIL.
This OIL is sovereign remedy for PAIN
and aches Of all kinds
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Toothache, Chill
blains, Sprains, Burns, Pain In the bacH
and Loins, kingworms, &C., &c, ALL yield tt
;ts external application. The number o
cures effected by 1t Is astonishing, and theJ
are Increasing every day.
taken internally, 1t Is cure for Heart
bnrns. Kidney Diseases, Sick Headaches
Collie, Dysentery, Cholera Morb.s, Cramps
Pains in the stomach, Colds Asthma, &C.
The Greek Oil Ii composed entirely q
h.aIino gums and essential oils. The prin
cipaI- Ingredient is an oily substance pro
cured in the southern part Of Gresce 10 10
icaIs THOUSANDS have been benefited by
its nee. and trial by those who are skep
deal win thoroughly convince them OF 10
THESE remedies viii be sent BY ex
rress TO any locality, upon application z
he PRINCIPAL OFFICE, at the GERAAN
MEDICINE STORE, No. GIL ARCH 81
PHILADELPHIA.
CHAs. MEVANs, Proprietor.
Formerly C.M.JACKsoN 4 90.
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