The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-07-29
VARIETY.

8rk-Mark Twain and Bismarck.
e Hoss - is the Indian name for
N calls his sweetheart honey because
ted.
r used IN a Chinese fight was classed
e " By San Francisco paper.
FORK Globe says: AT last we have
|san the Pope. Jim Fisk leads the
Ia a wOman's rights woman is re-
Ne named her boys Susan, Mary and
sbeth Steward Phelps says there is no
q with a woman, the press, a rail-
M or the telegraph.
tDbleman who speaks seven languages
ID Chicago for six dollars a week.
-hguages is undoubtedly the prolane.
ii difference between a honey comb
n mOOn2 One consists of a number
\ the other of one great sell.
Ia at St. Louis recently and in his
F9tIng that he never forgot a favor,
( /, an individual who ten years before
d his wife.
Hang the Landlord ?'' is the cheer
'.iEe title of little paper, printed in
is inferred that its publishers and
i1pt large owners of real estate.
sing the ground for the new city hall
) isco, the body of man with four
shgs full up his sleeve was dug up.
1sme was supposed to have been Nye.
n Western editors speaking of a large
remarked that if all flesh
+ must be load of hay. 81 expect
the fat man, s' from the way the
bling at me-"
Fd Beecher says: 's 1t will scarcely
pat men are superior to women, as
ft women are immeasurably superior
omen; while both of them together
p match for either of them seper-
ns il derided for having graduated
zoe loot Of his class. His father
70 Eemoves higher, but the country
11I That it were better to be Omega,
Frant, than Alpha, with Lee or
~ having applied to the Judge to
h Eerving, on account of deafness,
= Could you hear my charge to
q Yes, | heard your honor's
10y, s. but couldn't make any
: lie was let off.
E7B DIR. John Brown, of Edin-
1ekT family should have dog. 1t
t1l baby; and then it betrays no
Els, asks no troublesome questions,
4ett, never comes down late to
y always ready for a bit of fun. -
- little Swedish girl was
fff father one night, under the
b meditating upon the glories
'ast, looking up to the sky, she
ave been thinking If the wrong
- beautiful, what will the right
p living in Lafayette, Indiana, is
90. The other day he asked a
f might be allowed the privilege
with her, and was Indignantly
'Xhlch he inquired very humbly, if
'rnh him to SIT on the fence and see
i. my dear, " said loving husband to
VINO was several years his Junior.
you say to moving to the far West ?''
delighted with the idea You recol-
Ir. Morgan moved out there he was as
ire. and in three years he died, leaving
worth S1OO,OOO.
nan asked some children " Whv do
he Lords prayer, Our Father who
en-, since God is everywhere?" He
drummer boy who looked as if he
In answer, and turned to him for it 1:
lie soldier, what do you say?" "Be-
g for photographs, dark brown. dark
pom and plain black goods without
make rich drab color. Silks of the
will take considerably lighter. Snuff,
K leather, dark drab, scarlet, cherry,
}, crimson and slate will also take rich
Violet, blue, purple, pink, and ma
axe very light and should be avoided.
io1id lot be very wet or glossy.
'lerk IN Newark recently put up a pre-
a yO0ng lady friend of dose of cas-
:. ...nnoeently inquired how it could be
- SastIng. He promised to explain
Il. = the meantime proposed to drink
water with her. When be had
1Sa =" My friend, you have taken
i viz not know it, The young lady
10y, and cried: sOh dear, It
'e" L wanted the oil; it was for my
&c splt tobacco juice on the floor of
-sageiy exclaimed large and pow
ii enger, as he arose from his seat
s-o"n the aisle, frowning de6antly
eE passengers. 'I dare (" said q
"A leuoW, as he deliberately souirted
sne noxious saliva upon the floor
An night, my friend,'' said the
slappIng the other in a friendly
pe shoulder, '' give us a chew Of