Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-09-14

The outlook for the Democracy AIN
Jest ez good this year ez | shood like TO |
see it. 1t will take the closest kind Nv
fiegerin an the best management in the |
world, to make success, and RELY don't
know ez it kin be done at all. There amt |
much sense in our leaders. Tweed's steal |
in in Moo York, tho not more in quantity
than spose he RELY wantid, was done too
openly for the good Nv the party else
where; and besides ther amt that unan-
unity, that general oneness Nv sentiment
in our ranks that ther he'd ought to be this
year. The ia It is the Democrisy compre-
hends altogether too much-it hez too
hefty an assortment Nv principles for
any one party to swing.
hev spent many anxious hours on the
question Nv meetin this trouble, and hev
at last decided on system Nv work which,
eff followed out faithfully, may give US that
success we hope for.
Our speakers must, for once, inform
themselves ez to the ishoOs now before the
people. The old speeches which we he'd
In Jaxon's time, and wich we hev yoosed
ever sense, won't do any more. We hev
got to git up new ones, sure. All our ex-
temporary speeches must be carefully pre-
pared. A carefully prepared extemporary
speech IL liable to run smoother than an
extemporary speech wich amt carefully
prepared. alluz prepare my impromptoo
speeches aforehand. An Ablishnist kin
yoose the same speech all over the ccun-
ry, but we can t.
In view Nv the diversity Nv opinion
there is among the Democracy this year,
would suggest to our speakers in the
various sections Nv the country that they
observe the followin skedule closely:
In Moo ENGLAND-Advocate the pay
ment Nv the bonds in gold, and bear down
heavy on them mizable, God-forsaken
scoundrels who wood impair the Nashnel
credit by a suggestion Nv payin Nv EN- IN
paper. Explain to yoor aujences that pay
in the debt in aper amt payin it all. Tell
EN- that paper is promises to pay, and ask
em who is to pay the paper and when!
Ez for repudiators, lash emil Pint the
finger Nv skorn at emil Hold EN- up to
the execration Nv civilized world. Wind
up with an elegant and elokent triboot to
the Pilgrim Fathers. Poskrip-In cotton
manufacturin towns, advocate high per
tective tariff, and show that the Democrisy
wuz alluz tariff party. In the woolen
towns they don't want tariff SO much, and
in them draw it mild on tariff Also on
the niger question. Assert boldly that
the Dimocrisy acquiesces in the Amend
ments, and wood hev shed its last drop Nv
blood before any man, white or colored,
shood be deprived Nv any rite. Say that
perhaps some Dimocrats mite hev bin, at
one time, opposed to givin Nv the suffrage
to the nig-colored man, but it wuz becoz
they feared that they wuznt educated up
to its proper yoose. Mem-In Moo Eng
land be shoor to say colored man-nigger,
never.
In Moo YORK CITY-Denounce with
witherin invective the bloated cotton lords
xxyifh
ity onto the very idee Nv tariff. Assert
that the Democracy is for free trade in its
broadest sense. Urge the payment Nv the
debt in gold, but denounce the National
thieves Jest the same In Moo York yoose
the term niger" alluz, and say that the
givin Nv the ballot to lace so low in in
tellect, wich hez not yet emerged from
barbarism, is an outrage wich no 1rishmaI
kin submit to. Bear down heavy onto
the niger, and intersperse your speeches
with frekent quotashens from the IrisE
poets. Eff yo1 wear green neck-tie, anc
carry short club Nv blackthorn, and hey
short, black pipe stickin out Nv YOU
vest pocket, it will be all the better. In
Moo York your speech may be mostly de
voted to the niger, and be particular il
this connection to alluz say id nigger
Pint the finger Nv skorn at them wicf
wood affiliate with EN-, and wind up will
glowing triboot to Moo York.
In PENNsYLvANY-Tarif to the Hub
and Nv the highest and most protective
kind Speek Nv the wealth hidden in hel
mountains and the necessity Nv protection
to develop it. Remind yoor hearers Nv the
old cry Nv Polk, Dallas and the Tariff
Nv '42i" and denounce the Free Traders
bought with British gold. Pint the finger
Nv skorn at EN-, and wind up alluz with s
glowing triboot to the greatnis Nv Penn
sylvany. Dodge the niger in Pennsyl
vany. and the nashnal debt also, for ths
people are mixed. Its our biznis afort
elections to please the people.
In THE NoRTHwEsT-Accept the new
departure and assert that no Democrat &c
sires to bust the Amendments, or hez any
idea Nv any such thing; speek Nv the col
ored man ez man and brother, and re
fer gratefully to his services in the lat
struggle for the maintenance of free gov
ernment. Denounce the tariff Tin tn,
rooral deestricks) ez swindle onto tn,
west for the purpose Nv buildin up tn
bloated manufacturers Nv Moo Englant
and Pennsylvany and agin them bloate,
manufacturers, pint the witherin finger u
skorn. Conclood with an elokent triboo
to the grandeur Nv the Northwest.
In OHIo-Mixed In the norther
counties accept the new deparcher-in th
middle and southern oppose it. Be hig
tariff in the iron and coal counties, an
free trade in the corn and wheat countie
Dodge the debt question, and pint th
finger of skorn at them wich wood dra
in irrelevant ishoos. Conclood with
glowin triboot to the greatnis Nv Ohio.
In ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS n1ggerism in a
its forms, and urge repoodiashen ez strong
lyez possible. Say that Kentucky will yoos
force, eff need be- rather than permit nj,
gers to be on an ekality with white me-
and pint the finger Nv skorn at them vic
wood degrade the white man to that leve
Conclood with a CLOWN triboot to Ke
lucky.
The Kentucky speech will do for all Il
South, exceptin South Carolina and Mi
sissippi. In those States yoose tt
speeches made for Massachusetts, for
those States the niggers are in the majo
ity. And in them the finger of skorn mu
their manhood. Yoo mite also conclot
in these States with a glowing tribute
their present and future greatness.
wood also suggest to our speakers tt
strictest abstainin from intoxicatin f1ui
for at least three hours before each speec
Llkker hez tendency to muddle, and Il
times require clearness. I thought COZ
indulge without danger, and the result +,
four drinks wuz that made the Moo Yol
speech in Pennsylvany and the Kentucl
speech in Iowa. I pinted the finger
skorn at the wrong people in all Nv the
places, and got my CLOWN tributes to the
greatnis horribly mixed. The speake
may fill themselves ez they choose aft
meetins, but never before.
Eff this programme is faithfully carri
out, I hev no doubt ez to the result v
try is ourn eff we don't fool away our Q
portoonities.
PETROLEUM Y. Massey, P. NJ,
(Which wuz Postmaster