The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-14

| kS;S,)FlSt deacon. pointing to we'll
elresseeis modest appearing lady who
ut ole of the feeding stations.
YES, what of her ?''
''Oli, nothing, only I'll bet you
new hat that I'll go in and kiss her.
''Ihat's nothing. Anybody can kiss
y woman
Yes, but never saw her before.
I'll agree if she makes any fuss about
it, to pay for the hat
Don't you know her, honest ?''
Upon my work! Never, so hep
me ~
Its bet.''
Agreed! Now watch me ~
The naturalist walked deliberately
up 10 the lady. put his face down to
hers. and then kissed her sqilarely OH
the cheek. 10 the infinite surprise of
the Baptist deacon she did not hit him
with the water pitcher, or holler
''murier'' or ''rape." She simply
| glanced up at him, biushed little, .
and went on with her eating.
Is the naturalist among women what
Rary is among horses was the nell
tai inquiry Of the I3aiaist deacon. III
connection with the probable price i'm
coin of a ~ hat in San Francisco
FiWa0.
"A
pressed Il poor widow. Her son, lit
tie boy of eight years, saw it. He
afterward became painter, and paint
ed life-likeness Of the dark scene.
Years afterward he placcn it where the
man saw it. He turned pale. trembled
in every joint, and offered a large sum
to purchase it, that he might put it out
of sight. Thus there is an invisible
painter drawing on the canvas Of the
| aA<1xv
all the passions and actions of our spir-
| itual history on earth. Eternity will
reveal them to every man. We must
all meet our eartllriife again.
A terrible balloon accident happened
at Haioli, Indiana, recently. AS pre-
parations We're being made for an
ascension, while Professor Wilbur and
| Mr.. Knapp. editor of the Orange
| linton, had their hands on the car, the
balloon broke loose. carrying both Of
| them up. At the hight OF thirty feet,
! Mr.. Knapp lost his hold and fell to the
ground, breaking botli of his legs.
| Mr.. Wilbur attempted to save himself
by climbing into the car, but falling
in the attempt fell to the ground, a
distance of over half Il mile, his body
being mashed into a pulpy mass.
lady heard a burglar attempting to en-
ter her dwelling through her front
window, and not wishing to soil her
furniture and carpet with blood of the
intruder, she noiselessly quilted the
house by Il rear door, and, proceeding
to the front, discharged four barrels
from revolver ut him. One Of the
shots took effect in his leg. and he,i
being unable to run, was arrested by
a policeman.
From Nashville. Tennessee, we
learn that detectives have succeeded in
arresting the person who committed
the outrage on Mrs. Hamblin, and
then murdered her near that city
during the latter part of last month.
The entire community where the deed
was perpetrltcd, were intensely ex-
cited over the matter, and it was ex-
pected that efforts would be made to
! hang the wretch.
f Woodruff as candidate for the
Presidency, is killed by the adroit
movement of Tilton, who shows that
what Victoria says and does is simply
and solely the work Of Demonstllenes
IA mere man, and rather a mean one
at that. Titlon now takes her place
l as Il candidate, and will show that he
has at least a woman's tongue
Caic sgo JoMnM.
, The following spicy items are from
, the San Francisco Chronicle
| John Quincy Adams has for the
fourth time accepted the Democratic
, nomination for Governor of Massa-
chuSetts. He will continue a cliidf-
date until the crack O. doom without
i, much hope Of an election.
A Chicago girl broke her engage
ment with young man for the reason
that he sneezcs in his sleep. If ii
wouldn't be impertinent, a ccteinpor-
ary would like to know how she found
,, it out. So should we.
An interprising New Yorker adyer-
: tises Lunches for Horses 1t il
: presumed the lunch includes drink
? of water. Beasts don't drink whisky
: gentlemen do. That is the differ.
! ence between beast and gentleman
!. The New York Sun announces by
= = authority that Hon. William M. Tweed
is no longer candidate for Governor
! of the Empire State. He is, we pre
. sumo, now a candidate for Sing Sing
honOrs.
The Democratic newspapers had :
;, good deal to say about the million de
q ttlcation of Payniaster Hodge uati
= they learned tllat lie was a Democrat
= appointed by a Democratic Presiden
q and removed only on the verdict Of .
Court-martial. Since this discover,
they have been mum.
A "neck-tie" party is announced {.
l. come off at Fairfield, Salona county
It November oath. Two brothers name,
d Veledcia, who recently killed .Josep
'r Hewitt, will be the guests Of tn
n Itn
t. Haight intcrferes.
% Two thousand school masters an
II marms held a prolonged Convention /
n Austria. recently. dIirinv tl,o o,,ff.