The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-11-18
4 s,saEsSatinssEy Picture Of IL Possible
Com tin"ency.

That will be a sad and gloomy day
iii all this community when the Fool
Killer comes to San Fr.hleisco. No
accurate prediction OF the time Of his
arrival can be made. but the immense
accumulation of material - upoil
which he may be called upon to eSer-
else
HIS SANGIINAEY CALLING ,
Woud seem to Indicate strongly that
the day cannot be far distant As sum
ing that he arrives by the, train from
the East he wil.lio sooner step his foot
upon the treryboat than tie will find
subjects ready-nIlde to his hand. As
the steaner nears her slip all that
crowd of men and boys who press for
loStle for the privilege of falling over
board iii order 70 gain 4 Seconds time
iii getting ashore will he ruthlessly
Smitten down. The hortles ol' eager
insolent llacktlriyel.s and r1uners who
will hound him as he lands will neces-
sariiy ti ~
BE INSTANTLY DISPATCHED.
Should he. as he probably will, wear his
working clothes. and approach the
immaculate dignity Of the ..eenfle-
~
first ella - hotels, his reception will
Immediately compel iiisl to order il
funeral and prepare the corpse. If he
goes ont on Montgomery street, there
will pass him scores of women bear
ing on their backs costly apparel, and
upon their hands giittering gems. to
procure Which toiling husbands are
trembling oirthe vergetof bankruptcy.
and to cn.joy which all p,,re domestic
life is forfeited aifd forgotten. He will
see t'a .3.fht
" FLAUNTINti VICE
Nodding and leering its way through
the adnli1ing crowd, and innocent
adolescence Initiating it that it too may
he admired. And the result of his Ia
bors and observations will lie manifest
ed in long lines of hacks and hearses
Ola their Way to Lone Mountain. lie
will reach Montgomery and California
streets ut noon, and Will miligle with
| the crowds Of swaying brokers, hold
ing high carnival over the fictitious val
tie attached TO some fancy stock. lie
| viii note thatthe sidewalk is no longer
4 thorougifare, and the
RIGHTS OF FAssERs is..t
Null AMI void. lie will see with re-
greet, possibly, that abie-bodied men
refrain from demanding and conquer
ing a right of passage, but stepimeeldy
into the mud that these men may veil
BUYER 30! sold! - and after he has
seen these things the cutters of Mont
| gonnery street will run with blood, aIn
California street be filled with al
CHASTITY. PILEs OF THE SLAIN.
he will enter a theatre, and. beeom
li,lx in i.l
ton at the denouement of aWell
aGtedplay.. be aroused at the most in
tenseiy interesting point by the noist
of putting OH overeoats and furs. 3Rt
will see half that audience rise TO de
part. and in sheer disgust he will blail
them where they stand. He viii g
into ;l~ =. stI a*Ti
80 A FASHIONABLE CIIURCH 'is
And hear a preacher, clad in broad
cloth, with costly watch and jeWelet
Chain, Willie clasping his dainty fling
iers and rolling upwards his sanlti,
eyes. dictate to the Ruler of the Uni
Verse an improved plan for the regula
ton OF worldly affairs. He will lister
, to Il carefully prepared sermon. settin!
forth the palpable Z! i1''!
; AIssURDrTY OF GODS ORIGINAL PLANs
And the immense value of his particula
creed's improvements ON them.a III
will see the congregation, rustlin:
with silks and Weighted with coin
bow down. and join III solemnly thank
| ing their Creator that they are not a
other men. He will see those oil
deacons pass round the plates and hea
the tinllle of gold and silver as it falls
therein. making merry music to til
parsonss ears and he will take mi
stand i'll the door as they come out
and sesa tHE9 Ta5ts
sIAY THEM ONE BY ONE. st.t3i
: He will entera saloon and see men &
2 all classes and conditions .4 /.
/ TOURING IpIsoN DOWN ai5 \
: Their tlaroats by the gill. He will sc
+ their hard earnings going into til
proprietols' pockets willie their wive
and little ones cry for bread. and h
will take the bottle ard smell of il
t contents and enter upon his melnorar
DUN book this note . No need
!, kill these men; this stuff will do it fa;
: enough.'a lie will go to n polite:
meeting and hear some windy frothi.
: spout out his love of country and h
disinterested patriotism While his fins
ers are in his pockets gently playii,
W1tfliIhe piece IOf WilicIl he TX
; been bought and he viii see the gapin
crowd swallowing his every word
: eager belief, and a pile Of mangle
!, corpse win attest the fidelity wit
.c which he has done his work. He wi
j start down Clay street. but midway
the block, between /, ,Leideslorff III
S, SaIlsome streets. among the editors
Al and reportotial forces Of our mornii,
!. and evening contemporaries there a
;, sembled, there will be so fearful II
II -5is.s "A SCENE OF SLAUGHTER
: That the pen refuses to depict its no
h- rors. and as the groans and shriel
= reach our ears i'll warning ,tones, y
\. shall take our hat and leave for San
Z Cruz-CHronicle
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