The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-08-26
NOR WESTERN

strict economy 10 great income.
A prctender to the ecrown-Chienon.
The fastest city in the world Elcctri city. /.
Osceola county, lows, has not single
tree.
Peoria has forty liquor saloons in full
blast every Sunday.
A park containing 1000 acres is to he laid
out at Buffalo, N. Y.
Modern Knights Of the Golden Fleece
New York Tammanyites.
Ireland has now less than twice the pop
ulation Of the city Of London.
They have got hot weather, small. .pox
and new national bank in Chicago.
1t il stated that Secretary r. bosom will
he married to Mrs. Alluck about Nv. Is.
Why is the trcadmill like true convert
Because its turning is the result of conyic.
ton.
Why was Louis Napoleon's army like hin
n'ustachc! Because u was waxcd 1t both
ends.
Corn bread p said M Irish waiter: 1--WE
hav'nt got it; an isn't in corn bsfc W
manc?"
People who fish for compliments don't
need long lines; they &C, their best bits in
shallow water.
There is in Illinois a town called Mar.
settles. The men Of the town are called
MarseiIles hims.
The Paris Opinion Nanennle chronicles
the death of Fisk, the American nalob.
worth $45, ,O0O,C COO"
Two San Francisco girls lately ordered
eighty five dresses from Berlin. The ''old
man" owns gold minc..
The South African diamond dig .incs do
not pay. 1t costs two ,llars to &c, a col
lars worth of diamonds.
Fun. commenting on the proverb, 'Peacc
hath her victories" says. "Just 60: more
fall in love than in war;"
A baby who kisses his mother and fights
his father may be said to be partial to his
ma and martial to his pa.
Mrs. Abbott. Of Janesville, threw herself
into the river last week. Her husband was
in the AbboH of getting drunk.
Valuable gold mines have been. discovered
in Monroe county. Tenn. General Vaughn
calls tor hundred hands to work the mines.
An up-country paper. under the head Of
Religious" says: 1T is now hoped that
five twcnties will bc speedily converted"
Another wife has poisoned her husband.
The salutation among wives has become.
"Iow are You. my dear? "Where do you.
buy your poison p - :
Upwards of three thousand persons exist
they can't hardly he said to live-in sin
gle block of tenement houses near the Five
Points in New York.
One single pigeon, favorite bird with
the pigeon fnncicrs ut Paris. brought into
that city during the siege 500 pages Of ofl
clal dispatches and IL, ,0OO private dispatch
cs.
Lowe. not tho poor Indian. but the old
aeronaut Of the Potomac army. is building
ice factories in the South. He has put one
in operation at New Orleans and one at At
lsntu.
Ex. Senator Yates has accepted the offer
Of the American Literary Bureau of New
York to deliver fifty lectures during the
coming fall and winter. for which he IL to
receive $4,000.
In sreech in San Francisco Senator
Cole expressed U opinion that the treaty Of
Washington will preclude the possibility of
war between America and England for per.
haps century to come.
Washington Irving once alluded L, . man
Of superior pomposity, rs - great man.
and. in his own estimation, man Of great
weight. When he goes to the West, he
be thinks the East tips up"
Nov, my little boys and girls" said
teacher, Il want you to be very still-eo
still that you can hear pin drop" In a
all was silent, when = little boy
shrieked ont, LET her dropl"
A New York journal, IN speaking OF the
magic strains Of = hand organ. says, "When
he plays old Dog Tray We noticed even
pups sitting in front Of the machine on their
brushing the tears from their
Eyes with their fore paws."
During the month Of July the deposits Of
silver It the United States asaay onl,e
amounted to 3165, 900, including e55. 600
from Nevada. 44S. 900 from Lake Superior.
e15,0 900 from Colorado. $500 from Ne.
braska and 1900 from Montana
A lady writes 70 know II Il u proper
that is. i at ladylike- TO retsliate By squeex.
Ing back when man squecsss her hand.
Mr.. Editor answsrs: "Well. you might
squeeze easy; just enough q let him know
that you arc mt disposed to be mean about
t. But don't turn around end ask him,
How i that for highr or 10 might think
ron too forward"
At Lawrencs, Kansas. On Sunday, while
J minister was ha.lding forth In tho church.
} crowd got mp : cock 1ght IL tho yard
The people who had oongFegaasd II the
church went out 70 stop the 6ght, but