The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-04-22
VARIETY.

VARIETY.
me M stest want of the age-Want OF funds.
IS IS 4s5 may properly put on airs-MillIOn-
b make time go fast-Use the spur OF
nsnk
r.iug link between the animal and vege-
T4foms-Hash.
Young ladies may be generally hon
cA they will hook dresses.
/. - has her g Reds y and America has her
ss. and it's pretty hard to say which is
nuisance of the two.
t toe Paris Reds seem to want-BloOd and
What they ought to have-Another dose
e'nsa Fritz - and his veterans.
|" Chslfhnooga Times asks: q" Whittier are
iftinef" To which the Knoxville Wing
/, 1t would be prOfane in US to say"
T6zkrSG WELL.-The Wyoming papers
s1nk the people of that Territory are about
haddon woman suffrage as both mischiev-
"a impracticable.'
81 eolored CATERS, with the toes stitched
M<N
led to be the newest mode. They are said to
. shoekingly natural effect.
re rhe ;urv agreed p" asked a Judge of
attnehe. whom he met on the stairs with
4 in Bis hand. Yis." replied Patrick.
Il haze agreed to sind out for a half gallon"
! arcther way of killing cat has been
Ore died recently in New York from
r The face of lady who had Just dressed
for The street, and had improved her COM
s1n nant headache in the morning, sleep
>5n where Il kerosene lamp is turned down
3 20 70 give but a faint light. This recipe
lot fail once out of ten times.
obn. - said father to son one day, when
lught him shaving the " down" off his
. lip. {" don't throw your shaving water out
4 there are any barefooted boys, for they
! get their feet pricked.
recent visitor to Texas Jail, who asked a
what brought him there, was told, 1.-TWO
E State perlice." And when he asked fur
if drunkenness had not something to do
It. the negro replied promptly, 6 Yes, sab i;
'aa bof drunk"
cnrious confessor, who had listened with as
surprise as attention to a young woman
R6 disclosed the state of her mind to him.
{ inquired her name. With a presence of
peculiar to herself. she replied, 4" My good
7, my name is no sin."
'<erGih colOred debating society was lately
s'r<. p Which is best for the laboring man,
1sk ter wages or part of the crop?" An
{ ut1cI9P' spoke the sense of the meeting
Be fli0ught 90 bofe was de best, if dey could
Be brung togedder somehow"
little zirI in Pennsylvania was recently re-
q for playing out doors with the boys, and
med bat being seven years old, she was
Big ior that now" But, with all imagina-
'n nnocenee, she replied why, the bigger
TOW the better we like EN- Grandma
sine q think.
ysnorsble democrat in Madison. Ind, is
ci sorely for having given his son an educa-
have had ten sons grown" saws he
III 81 'em voted the dimocratic ticket but
spiled him by giving him an education,
2 he = a republican and votes against the
zS7ie Fns seriously disappointed with a GER
BOOK written by one of his friends. This
Z beard that Jerrold had expressed his dis
'ntintnt, and said to him, +" hear YOU said
4 the worst book l ever wrote Jerrold.-l
Z sald 1t was the worst book ANYBODY ever
Rain Swedish philosophers exposed con-
q crlminal to process that froze him hard
p''t- The body has been placed in a cold
= ..'t, IN after years, it is to be thawed out. !
,l'ioe9f hers claiming that the man will wake /
'-s-A4H ana lively aftGz his long sleep.
music teacher once wrote that t.s-.. ert &c,
ng sne violin requires the incest perception
t1e most sense of any art in the known
I. hereupOn a western editor comments
me art OF publishing newspaper and
Nc e pay, and at the same time MAKING If
2 eyesEOOdy, beats fddlin' higher than
cd Hr. Sneake had been talking 70 EttIo
q. IN Sunday School, about the evils which
from using tobacco, and told him bon-
he was little boy, he met a gentleman IN
teet with a cigar in his mouth, and had
hi1 30 throw it away, and how the gentle
s<i1, '' Ny boy, you have taught me a
J, and never smoked again. So little Calvin
<. He asked the first man he met to please
4FtF that filthy cigar" but the man said.
-zIn you manners, YOU little fool Won. ~
- little Calvin thinks things are changed
,tE Sneake was young.
? 'FESTY-SEvENTH.-Sin the beginning of
7.peo- -Prussian war, the 9th day OF each
rs been marked by an important event.
{ zth day of July the Empress was made
= fnd France was called on to pray for the
n infant.' who had gone to the wars. On
'>1 of August the Belgian neutrality treaty
<fzhed. and operations began around Sedan.
<esening of the 9th of September Stras-
--fltulated. On the morning of the 9th of
n Bazaine's army and the fortress of Metz
'f<red. On the 9th of November the Prus-
ttre successful in battle near Amiens,
rench were driven from a strong position
cans. On the 9th of December the |
e began the bombardment of Paris by |
f4 Fort Avron, and shells were thrown into |
'3 On the 9th of January the lombard
80, and the capitulatiOn was signed. |
I.n II February the Emperor. William,
<c ual gFfi Of pisty, announced that the
rsaee had been signed.