The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-02-11
a VARIETY.

a VARIETY.
r-sins easpapers in towns and cities on
'ieIf coast have perished during the past
.s;s sh attorney says no printer should pub
n d l;h unless apprised OF the fact by the
'ie eased, -.s OF ---l
Isn Jsssar was asked by Brutus, how many
.|.e Lad eaten lor breakfast, he answered,
n fIrute."
hersa vessel is in danger of sinking, all on
*sad rather see another ship than ship
5o on know ,sh5 baiit this 6ridge?'' said
- T. HJ0k 90 No, replied Hook " but
Jse- s-yu'i' be toilet" ESQ.,
a linese relieve nsustlgis and gous by ap-
: ID of peppermint over thc pa. affected,
> elmel's half pencil.
ttl< may like anu respect each other ex-
~ kSet not sGit, even as two good tunes are
hesss capable of being harmonized.
4 Dot at all pleasant, when you call upon an
elaDes about noon, and expect good
y Z. o be offered nothing but cold shoulder.
l Lewis Of the Reno Crescent has contracted
8 he official printing of Washoe county,
- c year, for the sum of 25 cents in scrip.
~ persons think themselves perfectly yirtu-
5<ause being well fed, they have no tempta-
81 vice. They don't distinguish between
a. / vIetuals.
u lent Grant is credited with good thing
IL sor Sumner. He said he did not see that
ed b. ans Irprise because Sumner did
~ Te the bible, Us the Senator from Massa-
81 ttG 80. written that book.
s. < hzle tie curses for which men 20
q .r pFaysr l1 God, are caused by their
81 me. Many of our cares are but
81 > ofbokIng at our privileges. Welet
h 1gs get nopldy, and then call them
y "a. inter ever has been to see A.
~ nDa ounG him in country store,
3 - 20 I IS busy in weighing out sugar
3 CT a fNvJ ears ago people regarded
n 10 rs-s a l;rOss fraud; but his son
= a. De grocer"
&c Of the Independent Order Of Odd
~. undet the jurisdiction of the Grand
.f the United States. has been instituted at
.+. {. q GerhiltHy- by the special deputy COM
~ a by the Gtand Sire of the American Or
j le american Order of Odd Fellowship has
~ rsetnent of tue Prussian GUvernm ent, Sc
rough the Influence of Minister Bancroft.
y 3 believed that the Order will spread
hsVugb tbs tIrrman Confederation There
q - thousands Of German Odd Fellows in
\ ~.
\ "a HOAx-SOnie wretched sinner has re
- IL -ated anathema which occurs il
81 Staady' making believe that it is the
+ asiy - onOssEced against Victor Emmanue
-.
; JFOnOunc d by former Pontif. In th,
4 ages SterHe copied it in "Tristrau
4Tn as a curiosity Of literature; and every
srs il goes tn rounds the product Of the
Dc 'ope. % til great scandal OF the Catholic
II. Though occt rring in an Immortality humor
oFk- Il wasn't regarded as much of a JOKE
Q 'sln2iiy rCOcted ut Rome.
E. little by, after giving everybody a
hEb, KS, sIesled at his mothers side tC
- .ag yer. His mother had thai
-sr achiog him the piece commencing
\ ~eirce expect one of my age" &C., and
q slat tbess verses were running through
Ti- He commenced the prayer as follows
= me down to sleep, 1 pray the Lord
'Oal to keep, if [ should chance 20 fall below
.ostheEes or Cicero, don't view me with &
zet' eye" I" Stop, STOP" said his mother
as i.n't part of the prayer. "-'' Yes it is, >
lifte fellow replied :" Yes it is, mamma
8 view me with cricket's eye"
LAEaAL FARRAGUT's LAST MoxESTs.-A New
millionaire, now here, who was an intimate
oL the late Admiral Farragut, and who
1tn him IN bis last moments, tells the fol-
ng story few hours before Farragut
Ne told his wife that be would like to see a
slnan- There was an Irish servant girl in
nDuse at the time, and before Mrs. Farragut
-iIne to comply with the Admiral's request.
/ rYsnt girl bad a Roman Catholic priest an
'Ssside of the dying Admiral. He entered
ON unObseryed by the Admiral, and pro-
j to perform the services peculiar tn his
ea The Admiral suddenly opened his ewes
cd steadiastly upon the priest. waved his
aud said in clear voice, =. Go avay sir =.
are not my pilot. y Washington CORE,
dssi ~ Y Times.
r SENTIMENTS ExAcTLY.-Yesterdav of,o-
a young lady reached the landing of the
Ter boat, and before she could gather mn
ri packages that were in the carPiaoe that
gnt her down, she had the modification Of
the boat push of from shore. While she
! looking at the boss with an expression unon
laes OF anything but angelic sweetness a
lenan, on the run, came upon the scenaT
carpet sack IN his hand and coat ON his nm
f|n realized that he was too late As be
"a at the boat, now fast moving away he set
q bis carpet sack, wiped bis face. and with
aeliberation and emphasis, said
IN that boat 10 fhJi
e LADY heard it, and, smiling upon him with
. sthbly sweet look, said ~ -'-'
hank you, sir. f
had undoubtedly expressed her sentiments
'SIostration that " misery loves compapv. ,,
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