The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-03-11
VARIETY.

bark-Pull 4 dogs tail.
- 4" is the new western name for in
, ;t's bed time. All the little chick
'.e 20 bed" .. Yes mama, and SD has
;hste is something in that +" as the
1sn he tried to put his boot on with a
'fh, where have you been for week
bavn't been anywhere for it. L
i weak back"
g new organ, a rural editor says;
lied away in delicious suffocation,
ling a sweet song under the bed
,in the West, whose Journal Sc went
eears since. has been selling his ex-
3 paper mill ever since, realizing a
/, income. "a /.
d lady lately dropped one Of her eye
q church Pew, and dreadfully fright
4 man sitting next TO her, who
sss his moustache-
N preacher remarked, ss Ii that cross
Ithe side aisle, with red hair and a
.lOn't stop talking, must point her
pgregation."
Fied man declared the other day,
,ession Of countenance most lugu-
over cared farthing about getting
d 1 attended an old bachelors flu
Fond mother Ito visitor)-"And
i there my dear, she's too clever
folf regular with dirt pills, and has
Z amputated one of the poor dumt
aud so we're going To make doctor
r. When the earthquake took
! husband to his wife, '' felt my
u that [ was frightened" +" .'Yes, y
u creature, it takes an earthgua ke
& heat beart." And this couple have
liz silyer-weddingI
ascertained that the Crimean war
Nd 900, the American civil war
Do; the Italian war, E66 ,000, 600
.strian war, f66 900, 900. The loss oi
been estimated in all these wars
Dated to l 100, 200. - -
s bhia Judge has picked up somewhere
"a that witnesses are not criminals
b lawyer for badgering one in late
4 down the astonishing proposition
tss snOuld be treated in the same
N gentleman would treat a visitor tC
he lawyer talked of having him i'm
tnt to lunatic asylum. -
who 90 to see girls have adopted a
OF obtaining kisses. They assert,
,rty Of scientific writer's, that the con-
ped by kiss will cause the flame oI
eker, and easily induce the girl to
the interest of science. The first
#e parties watch the flame to see it
#oH become 50 Interested IN the ex-
70 let Il flicker if it wants to.
Is which good stiff female theoIogian,
AQrsel of logic, sticks to her notions is
unquestiOning faith. Various are
*of divorce in this much-divorciny
1At does the reader think Of lady IN
Epands to De separated from her hus-
: ne does not believe in the damna-
porn infants ~ Well, we do not
me good man is singular in his
latter. -'--
% me a iavor2" said young Brooks
friend, Simon Hanson. {" What
sad Hanson. ss L wish you would
sur. Call at my counting house, ="
"m- George was not long in paying
" hat security can you give me,
man " My personal security,
well get in here" said Hanson, i,
Id OF a large iron chest. .s Get in
{aimed George in astonishmeut /;
W ny this is where keep my
20 husRASDs.-The great want of
Present. Is money-mOney for their
~, and money to carry out their
pose that they shall earn, that they
Is as honorable to work for money
uu demand for them equal nav
k; L demand that the bearing and
saEea, the most exactiDg of EMPLOY
Ots,ng the most terrible risks. shall
4 4 Pala EUrFtsin the world, and that
Sa..t:s.sls tsas so -ar wives with at least as
( s-aon, -. and acknowledge them en-
aoen moCas-rtas Wet nurses.
cng OF tia's gu that wives are about 10
ssenoaii five 50 much for egery baby
reenr- 1<s, no more sons and dano5,
Feenoaeks, 90 more population no
carry on the great enterprises of the he
,ale OF prices for maternal duties are e
----..-.. a 1oo
Il 90.
-. .sss.s-. .----....... 80
80 --..--.---.--. 40
Ir.l ---~-------- ----...-- go
4 = .-'-------- .-------....1 100
" d. No credit beyond first child la
ing, = Pay up, or dry up" Uns'
HSlre to transmit their names -
please notice and take a new A. -