The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-03-31
NOR. WESTERS.


AYxY fowl-a sass hsu.
Maine has 1900 farnen.
1odesty 10 true politsnesa
fatrouiss home installations.
high rent-one IN your hat
Better wear out than rust out.
To keep dry-liye on eoddsh.
Mankind embraces womankiud.
Dare to do right, dare 70 be true.
Profans swearing IL abominsb,e.
Pardon al men, but never thysclG
Printing Office rats are qusd.rupsda
Emperor william was born in l7oA
The oldest grain elcvator-Whisky.
When drink eutess, wisdom departa
Pacific mails- Hen peeked husbands.
EpssapA % . smoks.--My pipes cut.
Love al, trust few, do wrong to nons
Read the advertisements II win pay.
Deliberate slowly, execute promptly.
lnkem tax-the price Of newspaper.
A leading article-ths blind uaa's dog,
foegen to be encouraged -blacksmlths.
Tennyson 10 growing blind Il 10 feared.
Three prairie chickens for quarter in Missouri.
The street cars in st. Louis are drawn BY mules.
How to raise beets-taks hold Of the tops and pull.
Vermont, Illinois, 10 to have 8eaooc cotton fac.
tory.
The indcfa.isab,s Parton 10 getting ont another
book.
'chieasony" h the title Of the last treatise On D.
vorce.
woodford. Vermont. recently hsd gum ehswers-
match.
John Horne Of st. Louis has insured his life for
eIoo0A
The Chicago bridal copszatulation 10 '1fauy happy
returns"
shatspears's birth day aaaiversary, Apn ss-ss-ors
corrected.
Some fat men do not sssk greatness, II 10 thrust
npon them.
Iowa uourns It peach and cherry prospects,, ruined
Wendell Phillips calls the Emperor William ''bas
phemous old biSot"
Three letters that spel brandy-B r and Z. II
used to be spelt o.D.v.
elk ycaro old Terrc Hauter never win fall down ON
his open jack-knife again.
Ex-secretary Hugh Meculloeh pays $4,000 year
rent for bis London banking house.
"A mute, in:lorious Milton" In Michigan jail has
written poem entitled IAN Idle In fore cantoca"
Edwin Fonest wears diamond c.oss in the char.
aeter Of Richelisu, which cost six thousand dollars
The season for editors TO call each other "mausy,
snsakiss, mesrd whslps.' has opened In Indiana.
There wore lis steam boiler explosions durns 1870
There were se persons killed By thsm and ~ wsund
"a. .@
At South Bend Ind, one Jaeob 1fatAusaleh died Of
laughter recently II ssas drou story told him By
friend.
The Bessemes process oe making steel 10 said to
have added Si,onoooooo to the wealth oe Great
Britain.
The Rev. n. Hicks OF Bennington, w., who fast.
ed - days in order 70 stsrvs ont disease" died few
days since.
The Rev. Mr. ESglestou, who now receives 4l0,ooo
year ~ one Of the editors Of the Zsdepeadsn&
once preached for 800 year.
Bret Harte 10 catching Il already for not being
Boatoniau. An Atheuian Journal says he stole
''Truthfal James" from the LatinI
It is stated that several Of the railroads Of Illinois
paid mere tho -past winter 10 clear the snow from
their tracks than they originally paid for grading
II 10 said there IL IN individual In West Troy: n.
T. who carries On tho busisess Of ssllisg hoess meat
fse food was last quotsd at thrss cents Per pound
HPto8AH on STUPID HuuAxD.
l. M i maxim II The schools
That women alweys d0te on foole-
.. 4 e. ,as dear JACK. I'm In s sare on, % %:iis
DO you think that raw oystes are healthy." asked
lady Of her physician. 'Yss.~ he replied. ~ never
knew ono to complain Of being out Of health In my
life" H a' ' %"
The house Of J. R. 0ssood ca. have concluded
an engagement with Bret Hare to write exclusively
for their periodicals. and be win besia his fulallment
at ouce. -. a'. e.. ~.a.- .2M
Liverpool journal h authority Tor the story that
wealthy Engliehuaan, Thomas Duttou, receatly de-
ceased, LETT 11Q0o0 In bic viii 70 the family Of the
late Gen. Robest Z Lee. ... ......
Apaper In Maine has tour nillioa subse.sben IN
90 county. 1his extsaosdinasy statensat % az.
paaissd whsn Il IL ksowa that The paper hes four
named Niljioa. sE
A young married couple, stopping q aa Indiana.
poais hotel, blew out he kas An lrish poete,. A.
saesd b shs odoe, ssvsd their lvea md ths happy
gave hin dollar. ~ q .Fl.I -sE
A hap,ss New York infant 10 josasd down With
- naDs0 q '.Washiagtoo Our ysits WIlhslm Cay
Bismarck xeltks MaatssRsl Grant Sherman shssi.
lsa." rolicsi-Rastss Rest.
Ths nothschiids q Paris elothed dasine The sjeee
|ogty eight thousand chijdrsa, thitytws thaasand
Women, and twelve thoosand men with wooIlen Sas.
.sats. 4 ~ sxpsass q tAsss hundred thousand
Aranca.
4 Assatienan II New York city th,sws .dies with
lins whsssvef y waats todzink, to6ecids whether
= not be shall indslgs Hs Aas I'D Z sua Of poos
ack atsiy aad = anpassantly a4setsd by The eoase>
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4 yooaG nsseAaat n Dswnisvf1la. Cal, teek q
0sofs a1vies ths seh9 day. ard pst peaax ear.
sigs q powder 10 As sesvs - NV est q obsarue
3sa II Tie pips Hs ~ (sjes Qa1neiy q "a sse
~ fe nle u Q tsW 0lAateA s."r !
QnD I'D hls wiSs - Q bie a eooosstioo ~ seh~
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Y0." aM QailR "your choice h marriage shown |
1atle Qallp Was informed NJ - Was hsuta
O0 Q. e 0M1esR has bssa sleetsd CAise Ingi. |
ls9se IL m Dse@tnsse q Cea2 1apsds, Ina. |
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