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Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
'ghslIarbsr OF san Disso.

The ean Diego Chsmbsr ofC0m
meree las Published a pamphls
urging the claims VI San Diego a
Tie raslle terminus 0f tho South
ern rEals continental Railway az
tho thirty second parallel, The
Chsmbsr regard the arguments ia
iayQr oi tho haFb0r OF San Diego A.
"nnmerons And conclusive" Ia
proof they quote from tho Report
Of the u. s. Coast Survey (l6C7) as
blloW6. -AeEt 10 that ofSaR irans.
cisco, ~ harhor on tho Paeifo coast
oftho Uhiied States appruSlmatss
10 exeellonee tho Bay of san Diego,
IL is readily distinguished, easiiy
appfonrhed, and q depth Of twenty
i,re fcof can be carried over tie
BAR They also Adines tho iesli-
mony or n standard work. entitled,
sIhe National Wealth Of California,
which niler ,dlserlhihg tho hsrbor
rs next in importance 20 san Fan
cisco bay, adds Being keTera,
miles more directly in the
track Of tho China and Sandwich
Island steamers than San frnncis,
co, San Diego might become a
formidable rival TO that port in the
important tradc with those coun.
tries, woro IL connected with a rail
road across the continent
. IL il Furthermore claimed that
san Diego is tho natural commcr-
,ial centre of a vast territory, rich
In agricultural and mineral rcsour.
,es. After cnumerating tho ad.
vanlnces ofthe thirty.Sscoad par
lllel for line Of railroad over any
IF tho more northern routes, and OF
'eaching tho Pacific at San Diego
instead of San Francisco, the Cham.
scr says.
The last, and one ofthe most inn
,ortant considerations 0: all, in
ayor of this routo and its Pacific
erminous at San Diego, is tho
rade with tho Orient. II is certain |
hat the commercial cities of the
States must, sooner or
aler, secure line OF railroad
through to tho harbor ofSan Diego,
connecting with lines of steamships !
rom China, Japan, Australia and
he Sandwich Islands, so that the
of the South may be able
o import without paying for nearly |
900 miles Of unnecessary freight
&C. FNcw Orleans Times.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
Evcsy land My Esomc.

OLD EysLIsn BALLAD
Life IL not nll desert wsss.
As those would hare MS think,
Whose Sorrows cup 100 often taste,
OF Joys too rarely drink;
Far we, whose pulses warmly beat
Twards evory hand we press,
Can make The waste q garden sweei,
BY succouring Distress
No bound for me, OF earth or sea,
Ts bid me not 10 roam,
Ny Nation shall be oil Mankind,
And every Land my Home
The dearest place shall DO the spot
Where first drew my breath
OBJ, ns'er may tha, dear home forgot,
Till forgetin Den,hl
The sweetest music tiet ! hear
Still scens n village chime,
Ard where the warmest smiles appear,
Is sIill the, .sarmest cline
No bound for me, OF earth or sss,
To bid me not TO roam,
Nv Nation shnll DO all Mankind,
And avery Land my Home
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

Tbs kesi0n Traveller slases lh.i =
seAc9l teacher who had employed
tho telehl ~ long pfaiiies nfhis
Profession, and had matched closely
The lnnaeHeo OF newspapers rpoa
tho minds ola family of children
gives a. result of his obserFaiioh.
that, without exception. those sehoi.
ars Of both sexes, and All ases. who
have Eocess 10 newspapers az hosas.
when compared with those who
have rene, arc
Better readers, excrillng in pro-
nnnea,lon, aud consequently read
moro underssandinsiy.
. They are better spoilers, aud
define words With ease ana seen,
riiy,
. They-ebialn u partial knowl-
oige IN geography 10 almost half
the ilmo il requires others. na tho
newsnaror has mslo ihcm hmli.
lar with tho loel,ion OF Important
PLACES and nations. their govern.
ments aud doings.
Ihcy arc batter crammarians
f5r having becomc familiar with
every variety OF style In Tho nowsr
papers, from common. placc adycl.
IisemcntsIo the finished and classical
Grafton OF tho s,alesman, thoy moro
readily comprehend the moaning of
the text, and consequently analyxo
Ifs construction with accurRcvs a.
5They write better competitions.
using better language. containing
more thoughts, aud still clearly cx-
pressed.
From these simple facts, three ina,
portant ihings eau be deducted:
]. The responsibility OF tho press
in Supplying literature witch shall
be undcrstnndlngly expressed.
2.rhc absolute necessity of per-
sonal supervision Of a child's rca-
ding by his parcnts.
3. Having once obtained q good
able Paperc no" matter what the
prlco, don't bcgrndge It hearty
support.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

interrupted the Emperor's remarks
~ this point, / Intended 20 have
gradually drawn Napoleon 10 speak
about private aud personal topics,
and should have succeeded hnt for
that Interruption.
As | was about TO Withdraw, The
Emperor embraced mo with every
mark of esteem.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
Tbc New Albany Ledger is 'ins

The New Albany Ledger IS m
debted to marriageabe young
lady for the following statistics OF
that city :-a Number of yonng la-
dies who are dying to get married,
500 (: number Of young ladies who
would like TO marry, but are too
modest, i number Of grass widows,
IA number Of widows who are not
grass, but viii 60 to grass II not
married very soon, AZ number CT
nuarrelsomc husbands, 800.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
ANgoMT EfEDINGER;
sssEyGi1E MACHINE.

VyTE have q sHINGIE MACHINE now
w in orers,ion, making excellent Shin
gles from Native Timber; mud can furnish
Sbingles 10 any 4usniiiy, hAsap iol ! a.n-,
tjur Nsciine il at work at foloDsl q. ~.
Record q. iSmilts Eortbof Dallas. Pairo-
age solicited and satisfaction seue rantsed'
FULKERSoN & BAYIlSS.
January Ia. 1S7I-18 3m Z,
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

A colorcd inebdate was lying on
a bench he other evening. in his
rell al the central Station, at Prov
idencs, when The officer 1nade ne
ronnds Of insperiion Unable BY
fie ftfnf asslirt to clearly discern
tie oriscncr = feafures, The otleer
asked. aAfe yoa coiored p no.
answered tise e1trancbised, dfoirsi-
.ir. i was born so."-Ez
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04


A DARK REconD.-South Caro-
liua, one Of the glorious sold thir.
teen" that bearded the British Lion,
and aided in establishing tho indc.
pendenco of this .nation-Sonth
Carolina, that gave to the services
of the country i Monltrio, q Laur-
.casa, nutledge a Marion, CAL
houn and McDuifio, to sly moth
ing Of u myriad of lesser Lights
under the blessings of reconstruc-
ton, notro suffrage and white dis
sfranchisement makes record that
is adeeply, beautifully dark" To
day the gallant old State has
For Lieut.. Governor, q negro!
For Judge of the Supreme Court, a
negroi For Secretary of State, a
neqrol For representatives in Con-
gress, three negroes In her State
Senate she has eleuen negroesi In
her House of Representatives she
has eighy.onc negroes
Considering that South Carolina
has only four members in the Ma
tional House of Representatives,,
the darkios aro modest in allowing
ono white carpet bagger. AS there
nro thiyty.one members ofthe State
State Senate, they are more than
generous, and as there are only a
t,.1 and tveutv tnnm bers in
their House of Representatives and
they have only EluHTr- ONE NEGROES
in that body, their moderation can
not be too highly commended Can
further DO said IN favor OF
reconstruction? Or rather, with
this showing before us, is II neces,
snry. to add a single word in con
deinnation Of the infamy We
pause for q reply.
fYieksburg Herald.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

A Frcnchman was recently bar
rsining for 4 dozen sheep. What
are 3 you ahont7" asked friend
g | have heard say" replied Mon
siear, 8 that if you wsnt to make
money, you must buy sheep and
sell deer. IshaH buy de sheep and
cell the veHison."
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

The Nechcs river is up TO high
water mafk, Int crossing at Egberts
-scfrr Is not interrupted. The An
eelina is bank fall. The Trinity -
n GOOD beating order, and boats OF
thst stream will soon be plentiful
TRusk Observer.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

They have made a start in Cali
forn;a 10 raise almonds, which they
grafiin peseh trees. tbe expert
snett Of cnc man n this culture ro-
sailed IN thres toas ofgood mats
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

The water Of that famous mineral spring
IN Fsirm ount PARK, Philadelphia, says the
Boston Post, tastes /" like damaged pork
pickle. drunk out ef an old boot
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

APcrmylrania paper teiis Of =
erote ssTer1 - Asssdviiis N =
fesns the trunk contssaes y. ..
en-isiss rear he bs4a q 90 Dc-,
ers iiss awake 70 bear tAen dr-N
interest.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

Z Physicians recommend young ladies 10
fern walking clubs. This is a matter In
which Steps should be taben.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

time since sha SAT down, she spoke,
Hsking for q glass of waler.-llaY-
ing drank a innhleFial, she sat for
= moment pressing together her eye
br0ws between her thumb and fore
anger, and then, all at once she
snaiehed up the dice bog and shook
il vehemsss.y, and threw-ihree
i6nFs and two skies. and wonl And
dld not tale The money, you ask
lnei ] answer mosl elophatlcally
-she did
Here ondelh my second lesson.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
BilLAs CHAPTER, No. II.
ROYAL ARCH hAsoNs.

C,oarASlOssi 49,. s.,.ss
..s,s..tisn Of psilas Chsptsr, fa. ~, % soneaJ
,ssiu,. ian. > ~ early es1sis ilsnnt'
Bys.-.snd sfihs u 4, ", .
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
MASONIC.
al.ls ConnisnERf. No. @

-<NIGfIrrs 2NMfiAf,
xNft,s acct u The asYl-~. ~ fhs ictn ai paiiss,
w a. iLs Thun.tss ahsr ths lasi SATURDAY ~ s-1A
sssaih. a. ssTly o.ndis'nssi; ..,,,.,, !,
s.s.srs. rsasFs.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

Motto for an Arab Tribe.-u UP and De-
douin
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

rrpeELY EY0AapMEHT, NO. {,
f I.0.0.F.
. xrFrs on tbs s.ening sf Grst frltay Of each
mo.ih, al the Odd Fellows Hail N
~'''7- ~ J, W. HAYNES, y. r.
Attest. q. BALlAns, seribs.e \. - -
pALIAs LODGE, NO. "a, Io.oF.
a FrRTs on every wednesday, night q The odd
NJ Fellow. bsl y; O.. oAspbhi1h' ~
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

10 lsinritotS' tiil- ftt < ft'rr,,----
viii briehy mnptlDn what o1f
neiphbs.s ii Texas aro doing in
me iniTisran n ..aA Ihe POI
inmi,ra,,la. who, MS stated aboye,
left shortly efter their arrival on
the Ailemauia for Texas, went to
Austin county. where they will per-
manently settlc. The planters iD
Austin county, particularly those
in the neighborhood of the town Of
gelleviIle, had clubbod togcthcr and
sent an agent to Germany. who en-
gagged the immigrants and brought
them to their destination. They
were all strong, siaiwart, healthy
looking la5oring men AVID women
from the. northeast of Germany,
and they will no doubt add maieri-
ally to tho prosperity of Austin
county. Texas.-[N. Q. Picayupe-
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

fAsyEHILb l0EGE, ne. 81, '. =. NJ.
Meet. % the sscsuf sri issi aA'af.-s ~ s~s.
Aih. stths hsssais h.u .awyr
y cs,s,,.. s.s'y.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

A fashionable clearinghouse in
Twenty first street, New fo.k, has
the following rules and regulations
which are furni@hed to every boar
der :--NoTlcE TO BoARDERs Tho.
gentlemen must not put their feet
ondhe mantcl in winter, nor out OF
the window in summsr, and tho
ladies must not write their names
on tho glass with quartz pin. The
Single gentlemen muet not play Tho
trombone, nor make love TO the SER
wants, nor comb his whiskers at thY
table If he docs, hc wont answer:
The ladies must not turn up thei1s
noses at everything at the table.
unless they have natural pugs ana
mono of the party must td.iilk Z Nj or
talk with q nloytl1Sl Of victualss
nor -,EaalfSs Eafsls; 'rliey fight for tho top
back.whcrt cake. Terms liberal
board to be paid weekly, in advance.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

IMMIuRATInN .-The Hamburg
steamship, AlIemania, now in our
port, landed 3s9 passengers. OF
'this.nnn,ber &C | left for Texas and
~ fo5' <. IeGis This leaves the
comparatively lfs'&niheapt nutnncr
.ceaz remaining in Aea Orleans.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

How TO. MAKE Boys Coon FAR
MEns.-lnduoo them to take an in
tercst in tho s,ock tell them all
your successes aud failures: give
them a history of your own life,
of what you did and how You lived
when a boy; but do not harp too
much on the degenerate character
of the young men of the prcseat
age; praise them whom you can,
and encourage them to do still bot
tor. Let them dress up for tho
evening, instead of sitting down in
a dingy room; provide plenty Of
light; thanks to kerosnc, our coun-
try houses can be as brilliantly and
as chcaply lighted as the gas-lit
houses in the city. Encourage tho
neighbors to drop in evenings
Talk agriculture rather than poli-
ties; speak more Of the Importance
of large crops, of good stock, of lib
eral feeding, and of the advantages
of making animals comfortable, ra-
ther than OF bard times, low prices,
and high WAGES. Above all, encoa.
rage the boys to read agricultural
books. Papers are all well enough,
but an intelligent boy wants some-
thing more and better Get. him
somo good agricultural book to study.
Read it with him, and give him the
benefit ofyour experience and critr (
icism. When he has mastered this,
buy him another. In our own case
we owe our love of farming princi-
paIly TO the fact our father talked
to US of everything that was doing
on the farm answering all our
questions, and encouraging rather
than refusing our childlike desire
of helping him.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04
1naeox,to CeTsaeserv
nIoTTGM. .-.

rJOTICM. ,
,t.uP FOLLOWING resolution e.s t@ssa i.' ~
Stared conyoeafion " fpurhlll ioifs' NJ -
r'snd A. ~. Fehrsars -, A. ., lsts; -...,.. 4.
ss.b-,J That . raniiaiitts ~ eus " fpFelnis' 70
tnts ssr,e on The Masonic c,neisFy, ard rsa, :, NJ
rIsr-.ni therein except of hssens or 'hs'' IN o'''
Nv uo,,e. IL sat,.eIrt.d 70 isteehafts sff's
c.,n.,.r, .ud a.. TIL. rsseluncn safEiedou,. r.
By order ofths Ledge; .,. M
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-02-04

The average pr'ce Of colon last
soascH vas 80 per bale. and thc sg-
rrceatc ra'r> o: fle tr>p was tjlo
011.11 This season The eVtr14t
rr' 8. .< about <11rcr bale. and the
Fa'1s of fhre, d11 3 bali f1i'''9n
cftp vii Be $40 1I4 |'1.
IIe rI1 ro1'1 catch I-t I1as1 11+
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-02

male and admired by the women. There
were peignoirs and dressing gowns, clearly
furnished by Chapon, the famous ladies'
out-fitter in the Rue de la Paix, and all
wonderfully elegant, but dusty and some
what blue-moulded. The stockings of
thread, silk, and Shetland wool were of
gossamer lightness.
An lnfinity of bath and toilet sponges
were knocked down at hundred francs.
They were all of the best quality. The lit
tie lady said she would have been the pur-
chaser if the auctioneer had guaranteed
that he was selling her something which
had actually passed through the Empress's
hands. AS for the boots and slippers, they
justified the eulogiums passed by NJ. NJ.
Franc and Lockrey in their report on Pa
risian shoemakers. Then there were, the
ladies thought, delicious things in the way
of petticoats, flannel bustles, robes de
chambre, sorties de balm, and woolen
wraps. Some baby's robes, which, accord
ing to the salesman's legend, belonged to
the Prince Imperial's layette, were brought
by Russian lady. A snuffy purchaser
near me shook her head incredulously at
those belongings of Imperial Infancy.
They were sumptuously cotton upshe ad-
mitted, but nothing would convince her
that they did not belong to some distressed
bourgeoise's layette and were not palmed off
by the auctioneer to enhance the price as
having been worn by the Prince at whose
birth, seventeen years ago, official France
went into the excessive demonstrations of
delight that ever hailed the advent of
royal child in our planet.
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-02
REATTFORT. s. c.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1871

diac pains, intermittent pulse, habitnally
cold hands and feet, or chronic languor.
Lastly, there is reason for believing
that the habitual use Of tobacco is likely
to retard the due growth and develop
ment ofthe body. Ifso, one should not be-
come smoker till he is well past the
period Of puberty. Boys, moreover, have
no excuse for smoking, for they are spared
the hard wear and tear of adults life.
Now, after eliminating those who from
idiosyncracy cannot, and those who from
bodily ailment or from tender years should
not smoke, there will still always be a
large residuum of happy folk who can
smoke, enjoy smoking, and are indeed the
better for it. These are they who use
tobacco without abusing it-use it, that
is to say, in moderate quantity, in due
season, and honestly for the sake of the
comfort which it gives them-a comfort
every bit as legitimate as that which
drinkers of tea, coffee, or wine extract in
each case from their favorite beverage.
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-02

while the four-year old 'grasped the
dasher with both hands and remained in
the buggy.
The horse dashed on like wild terror,
and at last plunded down an embank-
ment, where he smashed himself and the
buggy. Jones arrived at the wreck as
soon as possible expecting to find the
child dead or terribly mangled, but to
his surprise he found the little fellow
still grasping the dasher, standing on his
feet and entirely uninjured.
go Willy!" cried Jones, running for
ward, care you injured?"
''Injured!'' said the lad, in tone Of
surprise, 'no amt hurted, but I'll tell
you what it is" assuming a confidential
air, "Mr. Jones, this is the goldarndest
horse eUer did ride after in my lJs!''
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-02
Taking Things Without Ask.
ing.


When 1 was boy, I was playing oul
in the street one winter day, catching
rides on sleighs, and it was great fun.
Boys would rather catch rides any dav
than to 60 out regularly and properly to
take drive. AS I was catching on to
one sleigh and another, sometimes having
a nice time, and of times getting cutfrom
black whip, at last fastened like a
barnacle to the side of the countryman's IS
cutter.
An old gentleman sat alone on the
seat, and he looked me rather benignant-
ly, as thought, and neither said any
thing to me nor swung his old whip over
me; so venture to climb upon the side OF
his cutter. Another benignantly look
from the countryman, but not word.
Enbolden by his supposed goodness, l
ventured to tumble into the cutter and
take a seat under his warm buffalo robe
beside him, and he spoke. The colloquy
was as follows:
"Young man, do you like to ride?"
"Yes.n
DO you own a cutter, young man?"
"No, sir.'
Its a pretty nice cutter, isn't lt?'
eyes, sir, it is, and nice horse draw
ing it!''
s'Did 1 ask you to get in?"
sNo, SIR"
"Well, then, why did you get IMP
"Well, sir, IL thought you looked
good and kind, and that you would have
no objection"
"And so, young man, because you
thought was good and kind, you took adj
vantage of that kindness, and took favor
without asking for it?"
eyes, sir.''
sIs the ride worth having?"
Yes, sir"
"Weli, now, young man, want to
tell you two things. You should never
take the mean advantage Of the kindness
of others; and what is worth having, is
worth at least asking for. No as you
tumbled into this sleigh without asking
me, shall tumble you out into the snow
drift without asking you"
And out went, like shot off SHOW
ell, and he didn't make much fuss about
it either. l picked myself up in slightly
bewildered state, but never forgot that
lesson.
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-02
An Unpleasant Dilemma.

The Evening Journal, of Jersey City, is
responsible for the following:
The other day lady and gentleman
were walking along Exchange Place on
their way to the ferry, when suddenly and
unaccountably the lady stopped. She
flushed her face, trembled violently, and
then resorted to that happy female expe-
dient, crying.
"Why, my dear Louisa, what on earth
is the matter with you ?'' exclaimed her
companion.
"Oh, dear me, what shall do? can't
fix it,"
The crowd surged by some looking in
amazement, while others stopped for an
ins ant gazing at the crying lady and be-
wildered gentleman.
"Why, Louisa, what is the matter ?
Let us move on and not raise this crowd
here."
sob, no, indeed, can't oh, what shall
do? What fix I'm in!"
The gentleman evidently felt az if he,
too, was in truly pretty fix. What was
he to do
''Tell me, Louisa, what does all your"
Just then boot black came along and
offered the desired information.
81 say, mum, you'd better hitch up
them 'er undergarments of yours"
Something had given away.
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-02
Billings for 1872.

1t is fortunate circumstance in esti-
mating the liberty taste of the age, that
the old almanac, annual, and yearbook
system, as in vogue with the last genera
ton, and always popular in Germany,
has been resuscitated. Josh Billings,
through Carleton, is out early, and pre-
sents all the quaintness, and humor, not
unmixed with indications of keenness ofob-
servation, which rendered him 30 popular.
Very clever, for instance, and, withal,
not lacking in point, is his advice
TEw YUNG KLERGYMEN.
Don't preach the gospel for less than
$50 dollars year, salary payable quar-
terly in advance.
A congregashun who kant afford tew
pay $50 dollars year, want a missionary
more than they do clergyman.
Be sure and run the church; don't let
the church run you.
Az sed up at the top, git az mulch ov
yure salary az possible in advance, for i
don't kno ov emmy det so hard tew kollekt
az minister's salary, after it once gifts
kold.
Equally clever and telling is his exhor-
tation
TEW YUNG MEN.
Dent be discouraged if yure mustash
don't gro it sumtimes happens WHARF a
mustash duz the best, nothing else duz so
WELL
Don't be afrade ov emmy thing that is
honorable, and don't forget that the best
friend that God has given emmy one il hiz
conscience.
Larn tew wait!-this il hard gait for
yung man tew travel, but is the surest
way tew git thare.
If you have got sum wild oats land
phew won't spile yu) git them in arly,
and SOW them deep, so they will rot in the
ground.
One more quotation must suffice as an
indication of the Billings flavor. Most
particularly sensible and rather satirical
withal, are his directions
TEw YUNG DoKTORs.
Hire an of1iss on the main street in the
village, and stay in the ofiiss.
When yu do 60 ut,alwus 60 on the
jump.
Don't never talk mulch on emmy subjek,
but alwus look kussid MYSTERIOUS.
Seldum 90 tew church, but when yu do,
alwus leave before the church duz.
Charge everybody like thunder and lite
ming.
If WI phoIler these rules clussly, and
don't suckceed, yu kan kum tew the kon-
klushun that the doktrine bizzness amt
80 good as it waz last year.