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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
The A. q. G. Railroad.

The news concerning the Alabama and Chat
tanooga Railroad would seem to indicate that
there is considerable muddle over the affairs of
that Road. 1t all comes from misunderstand-
ing on the real situation. This is not the case
in reference to the old and reliable Tea Hong
and Sonners & Spence, corner Prince and
Union streets The customers of that we'll
known and popular resort understand that it is
the place to get the cheapest and best goods in
the market, The fact is they keep fine assort-
ment of groceries of every kind, choice New
York cheese, dried beef, tongue and good ba-
con, and all kinds Of family supplies are kept
constantly on hand, bought at the most favor
able prices, sold at low rates and delivered free
10 any part of the city.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
ChirOgraphy-

Prof T. B. McLemore, who has been for some
time engaged in teaching penmanship in differ
ent portions of East Tennessee, has met with
very gratifying success. He has given entire
satisfaction wherever he has gone. His services
found it difficult to comply with the pressing
demands made upon him. Communities wish
ing to secure the services of a competent pro-
fessor of penmanship may address him. Box
269, Knoxville Tenn. [aug2w2t
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
New Establishment.

grocery store and confectionery at the stand late
ly occupied by P. Shropshire, in the CHRONICLE
building, where they will keep on hand a full
stock Of stable and fancy groceries, tobacco,
cigars, fruits, and in fact everything usually
found in such an establishment. The firm is
composed of clever gentlemen, and they are de-
termined to sell goods on as favorable terms as
they can be purchased elsewhere. Give them
q call
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
"knoxviIIe and its business

Our friend Clark, since his abdication of the
editorial tripod of the Wing and Register has
ne formed a valuable and most acceptable ser
II, to the CITY and It's business interests in the
publication of a Birds Eye View of Knoxville,
surrounded by the advertisements of nearly fifty
business firms. entitled Knoxville AND ITS
BUSINESS" 1t occupies space of thirty--four
bv fortv-three inches copies of which have
been elegantly framed and put up at the post
office and Mt the hotels, and are being judicious
" distributed throughout East Tennessee.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Religious Notices.
GERMAN LUTHERAN.

GERMAN LUTHERAN.
Services this morning at 10I o'clock, and this
evening at clock, at the German Lutheran
Church, Asylum street, by Rev. John Heckel.
NORTH KNOXVILLE II. f. CHURCH.
Preaching at s o. clock P. NJ. Sabbath School
at p. N. All are invited.
NJ. E. CHURCH.
The pastor Rev J. r. Eads having returned,
there will be preaching at this Church to-day at
the usual hours morning and evening. Prayer
meeting at o'clock P. NJ.
BAPTIST CHURCH.
Preaching at 1890 A. NJ. and 8 p. N.
Baptising at the foot of Water street at D p. N.
ST. JOHNS EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Services at st. Johns Episcopal Church this
morning at 101 o'clock, by Rev. j. Howard
Smith.
TEMPERANCE HALL.
Services at 1890 a. NJ, and $50 P. NJ, by Rev.
c. W Charlton. All invited.
CHURCH STREET, NJ. E. c. s,
Services to-day at the usual hour by the pas
tor Rev Z. +. HOss.
The latest style of cravats are to be found at
H. Mann & Cos.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Trus,ees. Meeting,

vt meeting of the Trustees of the East
Tennessee University held at the Board OF
Trade rooms yesterday evening, Col. Baxter
w. A. Henderson and Charles M. McGhee
were appointed a committee to make applica-
ton to the Mayor and Aldermen of Knoxville,
for 1900 appropriated some time ago to pur-
chase library in connection with the Univer-
sity.
The resolution heretofore passed authorizing
the purchase of blooded stock to be kept on the
Agricultural College farm was rescinded.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

You can't stand there" said Waterman to
a thin man in suit of rusty black, who was
endeavoring to maintain favorable position for
viewing a late fire; you must come down, sir.
Allow me to remain, if you please; | am
reporter, and it is necessary that 1 should see
what is going on" II don't care" responded
the guardian; ''if you want a report of it, you
will see it in all the papers tomorrow"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
New Spring CrOp ofTeas.

A large lot of new spring crop Teas re-
ceived to-day, Warranted new and fresh
Prices lower than ever. Our Teas are Is per
cent. lower than any sold in the city Every
package warranted as represented. Don't fail
to try it. JOHN L. HUDIBURG.
Y est Side Market Square, opposite City Hail.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Criminal Court,

An adjourned session of the Criminal Court
for this county commences tomorrow and will
probably continue some weeks with view to
clearing the docket as for as possible
All cases which have not been continued I'M
til the September term will stand for trial
Parties and witnesses will do we'll to remem-
Der the fact, and be prompt in their attendance
and thereby, perhaps, save the expense and in
convenience of a forfeiture for on-attendance-
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
PREPARE FOR WINTER.
Cheap and Best Coal Ready for Delivery.

Owing to the low freights on the Knoxville
and Kentucky Railroad, and the present abund-
ant supply of the best bituminous coal in the
market, am prepared to offer special induce
ments to the citizens of Knoxville towards sup
plying them with their winter COAL When
roads are bad and coal is scarce, prices are
high; Now is the time to prepare for cold
weather, and am ready to sell coal at special
rates and deliver it in any quantity to any part
apply at Coal Office, Gay street, next door to
Valleys tobacco store or at Coal Yard Clinch
street. A s. MARINER.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
New Orleans.

NEW ORLEANS, July 29.-Flour scarcity in
high grades; superfne 81 Is; double extra,
Sc O0aS6 so; triple extra Sc 75aS7 90. Corn,
quiet, mixed 72f; white 78. Oats quiet, 65a66.
Hay, Bran and Pork unchanged. Bacon quiet,
firm, -78a73; rib sides 81; clear sides 10. Coffee
steady Hale. Whisky quied 95aS1 90. Lard,
sugar and molasses unchanged Bank State
ment-Sterling "a; Gold 81 124.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

Perry Davis Pain Killer is an excellent reg
ulator of the stomach and bowels, and should
always be kept on hand, especially at this sea-
son of the year when so many suffer from bow
ell complaints. There is nothing so quick to re-
leve in Attacks of Cholera
Sold at only % cents bottle, by merchants
generally
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Pure and cheap Ice.

l take pleasure in announcing to the public
that l will deliver ice in any part of the city,
twice day, morning and evening. Tickets for
sale at my stand, Lamar or Akin House.
Price ofice, two cents per pound. Good solid
ice, clean and well preserved.
iv-9tf. JOHN SCHERF
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
New Firm.

John Dogan one of the oldest and best black
smiths in the State, has returned to Knoxville,
and has gone into a partnership with Coins &
Hicks. The name of the new firm will be
Coins, Hicks & Dogan. They guarantee all
work done, and will be glad to see their Gus
toners at their shop on Prince street, near the
Court House. Tvi-25-6t
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
BuiILiug Sites for Sale.

[ offer for sale few building sites, from five
to fifteen acres, on the Rutledge pike, and front
ing the Fair Grounds
march3l-dtf Jos. y. MABRY.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Fresh Acknowledgement Prices

At Beardens frst-class family grocery store,
Market Square-Sugar Coffee, Teas, choice
Canvassed Hams, Dried Beef, Corned Beef
Beef Tongues, Lard Flour, Meal, &c. All de-
livered free of charge.
A large lot of the best Fruit Jars.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
lee Cream.

The best favored and purest in the city is
always to be found at any hour of tie day and
until midnight at the favorite confectionery of
Petern Kern, west side Market Square. Ladies
with or without escort will always find quiet,
clean rooms and attentive walters Ice cream
sold by the Quart or gallon, or made to order at
reasonable rates. v1Qtf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Use Globe Flower Cough Syrup!
Personal.

Col {. NJ McGhee returned on Friday from
Nashville, where he has been looking after the
interests Of the X. g. X. r. +. We have talked
with him and without being able now to make
public the grounds for his belief we are, war
ranted in saying that the sale of the road next
month will put it in such a condition as that par
ties ready and willing to build it will take hold
and speedily put it through.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
NOTICE.
TO the Stockholders of the Knoxville Gas
Light Company.

Notice is hereby given that there will be a
called meeting af the Directors of the Knox
vile Gas Light Company, to be held on Tues
day, 18th of August next at which meeting all
parties holding or claiming stock in said Com
pany will present their certificates of stock and
have the same properly transferred on the books
of said Company and receive new certificates
GEO. NJ. BRANNER, President.
July q. IS71.-dtf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

SHAKEsPEARE.-The researches of Mr..
Halliwell, says the London Athuneo,n
have added one more to the scanty collec-
ton Unknown facts in the life ofShakespeare.
Itappears that, by order of James the First
Shakespeare and his "fellowsn attended on
the Spanish ambassador atSomerset House
for upwards ola fortnight in August, 1904
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

The funeral of VIM Anderson infant son of
\. B. and Martha Parker, will take place at
Logan's Chapel at 3 o'clock this evening.
Friends and relations are invited to attend
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
st. Louis Market.

ST. LOUIS, July 29.-Flour, superfne winter,
S4.50a4. IS. Corn, only white wanted; mixed
in sacks, 54!a54c; white in sacks 57a60c. Whis-
key &c. Pork, S145Oa1475 Shoulders &c.
Clear sides, 9a94c, on orders Lard, prime ket-
tie, 81
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
The Latest.

Another lot Of that choice Dried Beef, Break
fast Bacon and those celebrated Cincinnati Su
gar-cured Hams. The best article of cheese il
the city, at the lowest price, at
JOHN L. HUDIBuRGs.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
CITY NOTICES.

Nice residence for rent on Main Street oppo-
site Female Institute
vii22tf WILLIAM COFFMAN
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
CHRONICLE oFFICE-1s MARKET PLACE
THE DAILY CHRONICLE

Can be sent to any address, at home or abroad,
for any length Of time desired, application to
DC made at this office
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

II is Tonic and will strengthen you. Reduce
the dose so it acts as gentle laxative, and con @.
tinue on regularly with Simmons Regulator,
and YOU will become strong and healthy.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
We Pledge our Reputation for the Full.

hIment Of what we here declare. In almost
every instance where the infant is suffering
from pain and exhaustion relief will be found
IN fifteen or twenty minutes after MRS. WINS
LOWS SOOTHING SYRUP has been adj
ministered Cures dysentery, and diarrhea
and wind collie. Sure to regulate the bowels.
Be sure and call for
MRS. WINSLOW'SSOO SYRUP
Having the fac-simile of ''CURTIs & PER
KIEsp on the outside wrapper. All others are
base limitations. vii19-dlw-w1t
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
PRODUCE.
louisville Market.

LOUISVILLE, July 29.-Flour steady Corn
weak. PorkS14 50@S15; shoulders 81; clear
sides 81. Whisky 90.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Cincinnati Market.

CINcINNATI July 29.-Pork' firm, choice
city brands sold at S13 so. Lard dropping TO-
Bacon weak; shoulders 63 clear sides 81.
Whiskey93
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
For Rent.

The Storehouses now occupied by Cowan,
McClung 81 Co. Possession the 10th August.
Apply to F. II. Mcclure.
vii-3O 6t
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Building Lots For Sal

Furnished for Balls, Parties and Picnics, at
short notice, by A. M. SPIRo & Bro. iv7
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Buckwheat Flour.

Forty sacks of 8uckwheat Flour just received
and for sale by
nov1S-tf GEO. NJ. WHITE s. Son.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
First of tho Season

Ice Cold Soda Water with any favoring syrup
desired, can be obtained at A. NJ. SPIRo &
BROS iV-7tf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

1 offer a few Building Lots, in the city, for
sale Jos. A. MABRY
mar23-tf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

RofrRShnlpmfS

For sale at corner Gay and Church streets,
at all hours, by vi24-1m B. W. REEDER.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
New York Market.

NEW YORK, July 90 Gold, $1124a$1 12s
Sterling, weak, 10a104. Money easy. Govern
ments very dull. States steady.
PRODUCE.
NEW YORK July 29-Cotton steady. Sales
1,300bales; Uplands. 2O3 ; Flour quiet, steady.
Whisky firm, &c. Wheat, firm. Corn shade
better, in good export and home demand, at
68a69c. Rice quiet
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

TB4 VELERS passing through Chdtta-
noogG aUU ARRAYS find THE DAILY
CHRONICLEa at early morning trains for
sale Jy c. II. GEedhiU, Ne,c8 Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Granville, Ohio, Female College,

UNHE ssth year of this old and popular Institution
will open Sept. 7th, with full corps Of able ana
experienced Teachers in all departments Speclal ao-
pantages in Music, Modern Languages and ART fu5
pills recei Physical a, Christian culture; good
address w. P. KERR, Granville Licking county, Ohio
dflY 20-K4t
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Funeral Notice.

Globe Flower Syrup cures whooping cough,
sore throat, bronchitis, and asthma.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
WEATHER REPORTS.
WAR DEPT, OFFICE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER
Washington, D. c., July %. GEO. P. NJ 1871.
D-o1obsI:t:,s.

Probabilities:
The conditions are favorable for local storms tonight
from Lake Superior Southwark to Kentucky, and
warmer weather will probably prevail Sunday. Cloudy
and threatening weathr will probably continue east of
louisiana and extend with local storms to Virginia
Local storm are probable for Sunday throughout New
England,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Ronortiu~ Hinder DimeuItfes.

Just try Globe Flower Cough Syrup for con-
sumption, asthma and Group.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
Too Late.

An interesting letter from Montvale was hand
ed in last night, which we regret was too late for
publication.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
COMMERCIAL.
WHOLESALE MARKET REPORT

WHOLESALE MARKET REPORT
CORRECTED DAILY By
WILLIAM H. WILSON,
Produce and Commission Merchant,
McGhee Block, RnorUiLLe, Tenn.
KNOXVILLE. TENN July %, 1871.
Our Grain market has downward tendency. Oats
and corn are dull at quotations for shipments South
The quotations for wheat nominal there being but
little move in that article. Bacon is somewhat i'm
proved, with only local demand.
GRAIN.
WHEAT-prime white, 81. 40; red, 1.30 per bushel,
CORE-sacked in depot IS cents
0ATs-in demand; E12@50c. sacked in depot
RYE-nOminal at 20 cents.
HAY-nothing doing.
FLOUR-lOcal demand; 500. $7.5OaS.00
BACON-Firm at 915ac. for Hog round.
LARD-In cans 12c
DRIED FRUITs-nothing doing,
FEATHERs-Prime 60c; prime mixed 5O@55c
BUTTER-prime pc. inferior, 12l14@l5c.
EGGS-easy at 12Lc.
IRISH POTATOES-new 7Hc.
CLOVER SEED-S9.00 per bushel.
BEEF CATTLE-312G5c. gross as to quality and con-
dition.
HoGs-Butchers pay 6@611c. gross. for city use.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30

We learn from Rev. G. w. Coleman that the
meeting at Ebenezer closed on last Thursday.
1t was most happy time and about a dozen
converts connected themselves with the church.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-07-30
NJ. E. CHURCH.
BAPTIST CHURCH.
Maetiup Closed,

The latest style of cravats are to be found at
H. Mann & Cos
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-09-30
MI6CELLANEOUa.

Arrests At Acknowledgements Obsequies
Of General Clanton-Hung for Rape
Defaulting Cashier Sentenced-Hospi.
talities to the Grand Duke Alexis
Paper Mill Burned-Iadustrial Exposi-
tion-Nashville and Providence Races
President Grant 1t Galena-Arizona
News-Robbery in Cuba-Arrest Of an
Alleged Accsmplice.
MONTGOMERY, Ala, September 29.-The
grandest demonstration ever known in Ala
bama was given tO ClantOn. His body,
while lying in state at the capitol, was Wis
tied by over ten thousand people. The
Methodist Episcopal church where the
funeral sermon was preached was filled,
and for square around was packed with
people. The procession to the cemetery was
over two miles long.
1t is estimated that the Grape on the
stores, public buildings and private resi-
dences would make line ten miles long.
The grief is great, and men and women
freely shed tears.
The oolored people We'd in their demon
strations OF respect to the great Democratic
leader of Alabama.
Large contributions have already been
made to raise funds to invest for his family.
Every business house 10 closed.
CHARLESTON, September 0.-There were
three fever deaths in the past twenty four
hours.
PORTLAND, Me-, September 29.-Rogers,
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-09-30
FOREIGN.

Newcastle Engineers and Arbitration
Bishop of Litchfield to Attend the mite d
States Episcopal C0nference-French
Ambassador to R0me-The Paris Loan
Thirteen Times More than Enough
Subscribed-C0nllicts with the Dion
Garrison.
LONDON, September 29.-The Newcastle
engineers have agreed to submit the differ
ences between themselves and employers
to arbitration.
The Bishop of Litchfeld has sailed for
the United States to attend the conference
Of the bishops Of the Protestant Episcopal
Church.
PARIS, September 29.-M. de Bonneville,
the French ambassador to Rome, has arrived
at Versailles.
The loan of Paris, taken by subscription,
is thirteen times more than is required.
There have been several conflicts between
the French and the German garrison at
Dion.
The men on the strike in Newcastle have
decided to hold mass meeting TO- morrow.
They have invited the wOrkmen of Sunder-
land and other places to send delegates.
HAMBURG, September 29.-There are no
cases of cholera in this city.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-09-30
The Lafourche Republican publishes this
about the newly invented steam plOw:

The Lafourche Republican publishes this
about the newly invented steam plow:
We witnessed a few days since partial
trial of the new steam plow. invented
and built by Mr.. Prescott, a resident OF this
parish.
The frame work is four by five inches,
hard pine timber, and supports an upright
tubular boiler six feet high, three feet
heads. which drives two engines. Cylin-
ders five inch bore, eighteen inch stroke.
The whole weight of the frame work.
boiler and engines. rest on two driving
wheels eight feet high, twenty inch face. in
which slots are cut and pinions work on a
counter shaft driven from the main shaft
by an endless chain. The two front wheels
turn on king bolt, like an ordinary wagon,
and are governed by pilot wheel, over
which the pilot has perfect control, being
able to turn them either way whether
the machine is in motion or not, the weight
being SO equally balanced
The wheels are four feet six inches high,
aud twelve inch face. The entire machine,
except boiler, engines and main shaft-the
counter shaft and axes being two inch gas
pipe-is built of wood, strongly braced and
bolted. The machine started with thirty
pounds OF steam, and made several revOlu-
tions. turning in space of twenty feet the
length OF itself very satisfactory. BY acci-
dent, one Of the driving wheels slipped into
an old we'll, and the driving chain broke.
The chain was soon repaired, however, and,
with the slight help of lever, the engines
lifted the wheel on to terra firma again. The
plows, which are Of a circular FORM and
speciality of Mr.. Prescott's also, were not at
tached to the wagonette in this trial, they
not being quite finished. The machine has
been built merely as an experiment, and as
such, we believe, the result was highly sat
isfactory. The weight of the machine, with
everything attached, is about three and
half tons
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-09-30
Another Emphatic Testimonial.

We had the pleasure Of cali yesterday
from Il. A. Van Horn. Esq, of Corsicana
Texas, and editor Of the Observer. lie in
forms us that he yesterday sent dispatch
to Governor Davis, Of which the following
is copy:
New ORLEANS, September %, 1871.
Governor E. J. Davis, Austin, Texas:
There is no yellow fever in this city, all
reports to the contrary Notwithstanding.
have visited this place for twenty five years,
and never found it more healthy at this
season. X. A. VAN HORN
Editor Observer, Corsicana, Navarro county,
Texas.
If Governor Davis and the Galveston au-
thorities want evidence of the sanitary con-
dition of New Orleans, they can have it in
abundance, and from gentlemen whom no
one will dispute. We fear, however, that
the Galveston people do not care to have
such evidence.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-09-30

Mr.. Abernethy is supposed to be address
ing dyspeptic American, who had applied
to him for medical advice:
"I'll be hanged" said he, "if ever saw a
Yankee that don't bolt his food whole, like
a boa constructor. How the devil can you
expect to digest food that you neither take
the trouble to dissect nor the time to masti-
catef It's no wonder you loose your teeth,
for you never use them; nor your digestion,
for you overload it; nor your saliva, for you
expend it on the carpets, instead of on your
food: It's disgusting; it's beastly. You
Yankees load your stomach as a DevOnshire
man does his cart, as full as it can hold. and
as fast as he can pitch it in with dung
that such load Of compost is too heavy for
you. Dyspepsia. eha Internal guzzling, you
mean. I'll bet you what, take half the time
to eat that you do to drawl out your words,
chew your food half as much as you do
your filthy tobacco, and you'll be well in a
month";"