Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-02-09
RATES OF ADVERTISING.
WIT:4ND WzSDoM.

], "Weli, there's something in that!, a.
the maL said when he tried TO put his
boot on with kitten in Il.
Intelligent Pet:-Ma. dear, what do
tLey play the organ, so loud for when
church is over? Is it to wake US upl
A girl in Baerwalde, Germany. not
eighteen years Old, gave birth to four
living children in December last.
Dignity OF character in man in the
token OF bis Initiation intowisdon, and
l'ltis the seal OF his conseration to excellence.
3 One manufaeturer in Danzic, Prussia.
sent iseyenty-six Thousand shells to the
oesieging army around Paris.
"In God we trustn is ON the uickels.
and ;it is proposed now TO sdorf the
greenbacks with II know that nv Re.
deemer liyeth. "5bianf I-iGq - s5g.li
, a Qanadian Intel once had a sign i'm
the read-room thuss '.GentIeman learn
ing TO spell viii please take yesterdays
paper. ''ti3 sssli''
In the little city Of Jollannisburgh,
Prussia, one mad dog bit twentyssix
persons. recently. eflyhieh thirteen fell
victims to the dire disssss i5ss 81 =
The first daily nexspapsr printed In
virginia was .prin ted in l7s0, and the
subscription price vas fifty dollars per
SOMEBODY who don't Ike Horace
Greeley .wautss some one to take the
Old ehsrab out and fan him wisiis . num-
her nine boot. npssx hes-ts ;5alislize
= It.i. raport ox3 A. -,
make ITS apPearsnce June. 18th. 1871,
Wnen ,sIi the world Is 70 60 up, or burn up,
. Ina trial which took place on Tues,
day of last week, . ilady o. Ashland.
Della ware county, recoversd $aD0o Of sa-
loon keeper for time lost-by hes husband
in frequenting his establishment.
i at. Ypsilanti, Michigan there Is q
soldier who had his right arm shot OFF
at the battisof COid Harbor. TIris vim
ter he haas ,eep at work cutting cord
wool wit'i his left hand i Ilivs 4--..5
a clergyman t,T - up prayers for the
Legislature of his State, which he s.ys,
Is isiGispose'i to repeal even the Ten Com
nlansiinefits. iistiE sT9E ~ ri 9l5 1.2
A school girl was recently ask ed at an
examination, by a agentleman, 10 tell
him what Adam lost by yhis fail, aud
when pressed, she replied: ~ suppose
it was his hat nisiiia ~ tl-i4--'ie
HLittlebey Us who xperimeuta at fiatten.
ing pennies Ion the railroad track will
do we'll to pick olt the ther littie boys
WI whom . nty they wish 70 act - pail bearers.
+ a writer in one of our rsligiousez.
changes, says; wo,h like to zee .
thinking sieplrtmsns established In our
Theological schools. .r7Sa5 ssi5HQhf -57
ID A reporter OF the New York Mail Who
sttended sI.banqnet Inst week. sconclu-
ded his dissriplions with the candid
statement that 81 is not distinctly re-
menibered by anybody present who
made,the last speech" Ffsif
With big tears In her eyes, sweet
little PeHnslyvsnia girl Of five Sum-
mers asked, = Viii dear little brother
Johnny die tc night mother?n And
when she was assured that the doctor
Thought NOS; sire eontinued, while sobs
her utterance, Poor Johuny N
wish. he would, ..cause then 1 could
have his little white. aandlei knife and
fork.p bH5i1L Z -d5Shh1 i'siis-tttl
,E.7se .f,,,f,, OH L, Iefsrs1 EElf1 10
A woman called the other day nj q
provisioa store In Salem, Massachusetts,
with her market b. ,sket. and. tbe-knife
of the cleayer politely asked her if she
would have some nice steak. Steak
beefsteak!h WIS the reply mo, sir! I
don't csresto eat beef / shall be 90
glad when the cattle diseases is got rid
Of Please cut me off three or four
pounds OF liver ''''', - -
A twelve-year old Swedish girl, w-p,
afteria fortnight's trial, left house in
which she was employed rs Q
domestic, said she liked the place and
the people, but dared not live with folks
who neverprayed. nd b s9lia''1F
aAjiltsd swain spitefuIiy says: Eve
did not know as much IA her daughters
of the present day. Had they been in
they would have deceived the devil"
DR.. Hook of Cincinnati, figures up
that the treaty Of peace between France
and Prussia will be .signed march IA,
between the hours Of 8 Am. and 4P. NJ,
aud will risk ducats en- the prediction.
j A Prof. Hamilton, in a recent lecture
delivere,is at Oh sity, advanced the
the earth,s center is composed Of OIL II
the learned Professor can demonstrate
the truthfulpess Of this theory, we have
no donbtreaewed interest will be man
ifested concering the interior lake, es-
pecially In business circles. where little
or no interest bas hitherto been evinced.
The story told by Chicago paper
about a, man who killed himself 10 al
low his brother to marry the girl they
were both in love With, sounds very
pretty, but 3 man is justified in doing
something desperate TO get out o mar
rying an ordinary; Chicago girl. But
it was q mean trick to play on q brother
who never did him an injury.
An exchange tells that TN Columhus
City, Iowa, there is . young lady VINO
boasts that her lover's collar almost goes
areuni, her waist. ~ The Louisville
Courier Journal says there il q young
girl In that city whose lovers arm goes
quit around her. ,saist, but she Is too
modest a girl'to boast oft san1.4
\ Nothing on earth can smile but hu-
man beings. Gems may fash and re-
fleet light, tut what is q diamond COM
pared with an eye flash and Q mirth
fisshg A face that cannot smile q like
q bud that cannot blossom. aud driss
up on the stalk. Laughter is day, and
sobriety night, and smiie-is the twi-
light that hovers gently between both,
and more bewitching than either.
A mother, in speaking Of the smart
ness of her son. .. lad OF six years old.
said: He can read fiuently. repeat the
whole cateehism, and weed onions -
well as his father "Yes, mother" |"
added the young hopeful, sand yester-
day i Licked Ned Rawson. throwed the
cat in he well. and stole Hickory'sgim-
let.n -a,l a.l iIr.s .gf..I .Hsu09I
Spurgeon began life rs usher Ia school
at Newmarket; delivered sermons ~
the early age of II, and gained quite
reputation ms the (" Boy } reacher-n For
a number of months he preachsd in