The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1871-11-30

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one re cards dyspepsia with ,avor %. icel.
! disposed to rank it among the luxuries of
| life. Far from it. Those who have ex-
! perienced its torments would scout such an
idea. All dread 1t. and would gladly dis
pense with its unpleasant famliarities.
Mark Tapley. who was jolly under all the
| trying circumstances in which he was
placed. never hal an attack of dyspepsia,
or his jolity would have speedily forsaken
| him.
the human system is liable,
there is perhaps no one 80
generally prevalent as dyspepsia. There
are disc Uses more acute and painful, and
which more frequently prove fatal, hut
none the effects of which are 50 depressing
TO the mind and so positively distressing to
the body If there is a wretched being in
| the world it is
A CONFIRMED DYSPEPTIC.
We have said that dyspepsia is perhaps
the most universal of human diseases
This is imphaticaly the case IN the United
States. Whether this general prevalence
is du. to the character of the food the
method of its preparation, or the hnstr
manner in which it is usually swallowed
is not our province to explain. The great
fact with which we are called to deal is
this:
DYSPEPSIA PREVAILS
almost unive, sally.
Nearly every other person you meet is a
victim. an apparently willing one: were
this not the case. why SO many sufferers,
when n certain, speedy and safe remedy is
within the easy reach of all who will
avail themselves Of it! But says dys-
peptic: What is this remedy? t. which We
reply: This great alevator of human
suffering is almost as widely known as the
! English language. 1t has allayei the
agnnies of thousands. and is to-day carry
comfort and encouragement to thousands
of others. This ackno wledged panacea is
note other than
DR.. lIOOFLANDS GERMAN BITTERS
| Would you know more of the merits of
this wonderful prepa, alton than can be
learned from the experience of others?
| Try it yourself, and when it has failed TO
| fulfil the assurance of its efficacy given by
tie pronrietor. then abandon faith in 1t.
LET 1T BE REmENNE"Ep,
| first of all, that HOOFLANDS GERMAN
| BlTTERS is 40 rum beverage.
They are composed wholly Of the pure
juice or vital principle of roots. This is
not mere assertion The extracts from
which they are compounded are prepared by
one of the nblest of German chemists. Their
effects can be beneficial only In all case Of
the hillary system. Hooh nd's German
Biters stand without an equal. actirg
pi omptly and vigorously upon the liver:
| they remove its torpidity an cause health
ful secretion Of bile-thereby supplying
the stomach with the most Indispensable
elements ct sound digestion in proper pro-
portions.
| They purify the blood, cleansing the
vital fluid Of all hurtful impurities and su-
| planting them with the elements of genuine
he,lthulness.
Now, there are certain classes Of per-
sons to whom extreme Bitters are not only
unpalatable, bat who fnl it impossible TO
take them without positive discomfort. For
such Dr. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
has been specially prepared. 1t is intended
| for use where n slight Il acOhOlic stimulant
is require in connection with the we'll
known Tome properties Of the pure Ger
man Bilters.
HOOFLAND'S TONIC
acts with almost marvellous effect. 1t not
o"ly stimulates the tagging and wasting
! energies, but inv gOrates and permanently
I strengthens its action upon the Liver
and Stomach thorough, perhaps less
prompt than the Bitters, when the same
| quantity is taken is none the less certain.
Indigestion, Billiousness, Physical or Ner-
Sons prostration, Weld readily to its po.
ut influence. 1t gives the Invalid n new
9ul stronger hold upon life, removes de-
.ressoA OF spirit. and inspires cheerful
ress. But Dr.. lIootland's benetactionS to
! he human race are not confined to his
celebrated GERMAN BITTERS, or his
| invaluable ToYIC. lie has prepared an
ther medicine which is rapidly winning
! its way to popular favor because Of its in
'rinSic metts. THIS i HOOFLANU'S
| oODOPiYL!IN PILLS, a perfect sTbsti.
tute for mercury without any Of mercury's
rvil qualities.
These wonderful Pills. which are Intend.
ell to act upon the Liver, are mainly com
posed of ?, dophylln, or the vital princi-
! nle of the mandrake root. 1t is he medi
cnal virtues of this health giving plant in
a perfectly pure and highly concentrated
form. The Podophylin acts directly on
the Liver, stimulating its fnncti ms and
causing il to make its hillary secretions in
regu ar and prOpe quantities The inju-
rious results which invariably follow the
use of mercury is entirely avoided by
their usc. But it is not upon the Liver
only that their powers are exerted. The
extract Of Mandrake contained in ZEN is
skillfullv combine with Iour other ex-
tracts, one Of which acts upon tn stomach
one upon the upper bowels, one upon the
10 err bowels. aud prevents any gripping
effect, thus producing a pin that influences
| the entire digestive and almen ary system
] in nj hap a
its action entirely rec from nausea. vomil-
| ing or gripping pains common to all other
purgatlves.
! Possessing these much desirable qualities
the Podophyllin becomes invaluable as y
FAMILY MEDICINE.
| No household should he without them.
They are perfectly safe, require hut two
for an ordinary dose, are prompt and eff
cient in action, and when used in connec-
I tion with DR.. IIootlnnd's German Bitiers,
or Tonic, may be regarded as certain spe-
cifcs in all cases of Liver Complaint. Dys-
pepsia, or any of the disorders to which
the system is ordidarly subject. The
PUDOPHYLLIN PILLS
act upon the stomach and bowels carrying
off improper distractions, while the Btters
or Tonic purify the blood, strengthen and
invigorate the frame, give tone and appe
tite to the stomach, and thus build up the
invalid anew.
DR.. Hoofand, having provided internal
remedies for disease, has given the world
one mainly fer external applieati II, in the
wonderful preparation known as
Dr.. HOOFLAND'S GREEK OIL.
This Oil is sovereign remedy for pains