South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-09-01
COLUMN.
MILLION OF LIVES

HIVE MLLL1ON OF LIVES
~ 81 WE'D II is of the re-
narksble facts Of this remarkable age. not
merely hat so many persons are the victims
OF dysPe2sls or indigestion, bat its willing
victims. Now, We vsuld not be understood
TO say thar any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed TO RANK it among
the Injuries OF life. Far from it. Those
who have experienced it's torrents would
scout such an idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly under all the trying circumstances in
which he was placed, never had an attack Of
dyspepsia, or his jollity would have speedi-
ly forsaken him. Men and ome some
times suffer its toftures uncomplainingly,
but whoever heard OF q person who enjoyed
them OF all the Bultifarious diseases 10
which the human system is liable, there ia,
perhaps, none 90 generally prevalent rs dy-
pepsia. II there is q Wretched being in tbs
world il is
A Confirmed DypPGsi
But it is not our intention to descant on
the horrors Of pyspepsis. We have said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the most univer-
sal OF human diseases. This is emphatic
I'LL buC CdoC III u Sullcu OIdkcS. UQckQ@
er this general prevalence is Cue to the
character Of the food, the method Of its
preparation, or the hasty manner 10 which
is usually swallowed, is NOT our province
to explain. The great fact with which We
are called to deal is this
Dyspepsia Prevails
almost universally. Nearly every other pers
son you meet is q victim, and apparently
. willing one /; for were not this the casa,
why so many sufferers, when q certain specs
dy and safe remedy is within the easy
reach OF all who desire to avail themselves
oft? But the majority will not. Blind
ed by prejudice, or deferred BY some other
unexplained influences, they refuse to ac-
cept the relief profered them. They turn
adeaf ear to the testimony Of the thous-
snds whose suferings have been a~lleviated,
and with strange iDfatuation, appear 70
cling with desperate determination to their
ruthless tormentor. But says q d~yspeptics
What is this remedy 7 to which we reply :
This great slleviator Of haman suffering ID
almost as widely known as the English LAM
gaage. II has allayed the agonies of thou
sands, and is to-day carrying comfort aud
to thousands Of otbers.-
This acknowledged panaces is none other
Than Dr.. HoOFands German Bitsrs.
Would you know more Of the merits Of
this wonderful medicine than can be learn
ed from the experience Of othersf Try ID
yourself, and when il has failed to fulfill
the measure Of it's efficacy given by the
proprietor, then abandon faith in il
Laa b Remembered,
first OF all, that HOOFLANDS German
BitteEs is not 9 rum beverage. They are
not alcoholic in any sense OF the term
They are composed wholly Of the pure juice
or vital principis o! roots. This is not q
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded zre prepared by one
OF the albert German chemists. Unlike o.
ny other Bittsrs in the market, they are
wholly free from spirituous ingredients
The objections which hold with go mucA
force against preparations OF this clsss,
namely that 9 desire for intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use. are NOT
valid in the case Of the German Bitters.-
So far from encouraging or intoxicating .
taste or desire for iaebristisg beverages.
it may be confidently asserted that their
tendency is in a Numerically opposite ai-
~rectioa. Their effects can be
Beneficial c.b
in all cases OF the hillary system. Hoof-
lands German Bitters stsad without % e.
quail, acting promptly and vigorously upon
the Liver they remove its torpi5ity and
cause heslthful secretion Of hile-therehy
supplying the stomach with the most indis
pensable elements OF sound digestion In
proper proportions. They give toss to tAe
misunderstanding its functions, and
enabling it to perform its duties as nature
designed it should DO.
T7Q Purify tie Blood,
cleansing the vital fluid Of oil hurtful imp
urities and su~pplsnting them with tAe eS-
ments OF genuine beslthfulsess. Bat 10
that most generally prevalent. distressing,
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
T1ey Stand UnTivoLs9.
Now, there are certain classes OF persons
to whom extreme Bitters are not only un>
palatable, but who find il impossible se
take them without positive discomfort
For such Dr.. Hoofdnds German Tonic he's
been specially prepared. This preparation
10 not OILY palatable, but combines, in n0-
di6ed form, oil the virtues of the German
Bittere. In cases OF lsnguor or excessive
debility, where the system appears TO have
become exhausted Of its energies. Hoo
hands Tonic acts with almost narv-
elous effect. Itgiyes siren 9Th to weakness
and throws dependency to the Winds
But DR.. Hoofiapd's benefactions to the hu-
man race are not confined 10 his celebrated
German BItfers, or bis invaluable
Tonic. He has prepared another medicine,
which is rapidly winning way TO popular
favor because OF its intrinsic merits. This
10 - HO0hand's P0doPhyllfn
Pills. perfect substitute for mercury.
without any of mercury's evil qualities
These wonderful Pills, which are intended
20 act upon the Liver, are mainly compos
ed of Podopbyllin, or the Vital Principle
of the Mandrake Root. II is the tsSdicin-
al virtues OF this health-giving plant
TIE Phodophyllin acts directly on the Liv-
er. The extract Of Mandrake contained In
them is skillfully combined with four other
extracts. thus producing q pill that innu-
ences the en.ine digestive and alimentary
system and in its action is entirely free from
nausea. Possessing these much desirable
| qualities the Podophyllin becomes invalu-
able as q Family PILL "a No
Household skoaId be without them. They
are perfectly safe. require bat two for an
ordinary dose, are prompt and efhciert in
action, and when used in connection With
Dr.. HoofanGs German Bitters, or Tonic,
may he regarded as certain specifics in ell
csses Of Liver Compls int Dyspepsia or sny
OF The disorders TO which the system ia ord
inariIy subject> The POROPHH-
LIN Pills act upon the stomach ard the
bowels. while the Bitters or Tonic purik.
the blood.
DIR. HOOFLAND,
having provided internal remedies for dis
eases, has given the world one mainly for
external application, in the wonderful pre-
p~arstion known IS
DIR. HOodand's Greek OIL.
This Oil is q sovereign remedy for pains
aches Of all kinds. rheumatism, Eeural-
gia, Toorhachs, Chilblains, Sprslns and
Burns, Pain in the Back and Loins, Ring
worm, &c, &c. &c, all yield to its exter-