Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-05-24
The CHRONICLE.

How to raise beets-take hold Of
the tops and pull.
A Doctors motto is supposed 20 be
"patients and long suffering"
President Grant was 40 years old
on the 9th ult.
Boston florists sold Over 5000
worth of Easter flowers.
The days are now five hours longer
than they were last Christmas.
4 young lady out West is about to
write "What / Know About Court
ing"
Why will folks pay 50 much for
rent when they can get a hOuse-maid
for three or four dollars?
The sting Of a bee carries conviction
with 1t. II makes \ man a bee-leaver
Mt once.
Why are types like criminals? Be
cause il is not proper to lock them mp
without proof.
Pins were first used in I543, before
which ladies used skewers 10 skeWer
their dresses.
When does rain become too familiar
to a lady? When It begins to patter
on the back.
The man doing business in Chicago
named John B. Poor, is a man who
does not advertise.
Over 1900 copies of German news
pspers published in this country cir
cuiate in Germany.
Napoleon has become white headed
during his sOjourn at Wlhelmshone.
He is going to dye.
1t costs the United States annually
for tobacco $500, 900, 900, nearly one
third Of the national debt.
A drink in Colorado costs four cents
If you take whiskey straight" or
ten cents if you put water in It.
A female lecturer says the only de-
cent thing about Adam was q rib and
that went to make something better.
Spring trade is reviying Ia Chicago;
there were a hundred and twenty
nine applications for divorce last
week.
An eccentric Philadelphia miser,
who used to wear cast-oh apparel,
which he begged, died on Friday
worth $4,000.
After all there Is little choice be.
tween the man who bets at faro and
the man who doesn't, because the lat
ter is no better.
"Rarer than the phoenix" says De
Quincy, sis the virtuOus man who
will consent to lose q good aneedOt'
because 1t is 8 lie"
Maple sugar has become adrug upon
the market in many towns in Yer.
mont, q nice article selling from si1
to seven cents per pound
Anna L. SwindelI has sued Wood
hull & Claf1in, the women brokers
which the New York Daily DemOerd
says is Anna L. of a Swindell.
There are in the world about 100,
900 miles of railway, that have
cost 81, 200, 900, 900, and give employ
menb to more than 100000 persons
A woman's rights newspaper Il
about to be established in Paris. TIT
men having failed to maintain ordel
there, the women will now try 1t.
The head cook of the Parker House
in Boston, has a yearly salary Of 8, 200
and the President of Harvard Univer
sity is paid $500 annually.
An illiterate minister, called patri
arch partridge" but the poor fellow
did not mean to make game OF thu
respected fathers.
Living on twenty-five cents a day
and street begging enabled old JeaT
Pierron of New Orleans to leave $50,
900 when he died recently
Over 40. 600 canary birds are bro
to this country every year, and proba
bly, 10000 more are raised In thil
country for the purpose Of sale.
Anna Dickinson asked Judge Bing
ham the question, "What Is the dir
ference between you and II" II can
not conceive, Madame, was the quicE
retort.
An illlterate farmer, wishing to en-
ter some animals at an agriculture
exhibition, wrote to the secretary a
follows: "AlsO enter me for the bes-
jaekass, I am sure Of taking the pre-
MUM"
Highly poetical. An exchange
publishes two lines of the great epic
upon General Jackson, written by s
western bard:
When you see their eyes glisten. then. my
Were the last dying words Of A. Jackson
Esquire.
A young man with a Bible name.
resident In st. Louis, Is the proud
author Of the following land more
tools
"Daisy Of the daisies, sweet y-iolet-colored
blue"
what you might call a cotilelT de rOs.
verse, with a tinge Of pink in It. And
now comes into court Elizabeth Sellu.
maeher, and saith she's that Daisy
damages Sl5, 900.
A schoOl-boy having been required
to write a composition on some part
of the human body, expounded as
follows: THE throat IS convenient
to have, especially to ROSTERS aud
ministers. The former eats corn and
crows With it the latter breaches
through his'n, and ties it up"