The weekly Ottumwa courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1857-1872, 1871-09-07

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Mr.. Nasty 0ses Forth in HIS usual
Lucid Manner What the Democracy
Must do to Sueceed This Fall.
CoNFEDERIT X ROADS,
(Which is 10 the STAG NV Ky.)
August 10, 1871.
The outlook for the Democracy
amt jest ez good this year ez shood
like to see it. It will take closer
fggerin an the best management
IN the world. to make success, and
l RELY don't know ez it kin be done
ct all. There amt much sense in
our leaders. Tweed's stealen in Moo
York, tho not more in quantity than
!. spccsss he RELY w% :.s:!a, was done
too openly for the good NV the party
elsewhere; and besides tins Their
amt that unanimity, that general
oneness Nv sentiment in our ranks
that Their had ought to be this year.
The fact is the Democrisy compre-
hends altogether too much-it hez
too hefly an assortment NV principles
Tor any one party to swing.
hev spent many anxious hours
on the question nv meetin this
trouble, and hev at last decided on
q system Nv work which, Of followed
out faithfully, may give us that sue
cess we hope for.
Our speakers must for once, inform
themselves ez to the ishoos now
before the people. Tho old speeches
witch we he'd in Jaxon's time and
wich we hev yoosed ever sence, won't
do any more. We hev got to git up
new ones, sure. Allour extemporary
speeches must be carefully prepared,
A carefully prepared extemporary
speech Is liable to run smoother than
an extemporary speech witch amt
carefully prepared. | alluz prepare
my impromptoo speeches aforehand.
An Ablishnist kin yoose the same
speech all over the country, but we
can't.
In view Nv the diversity nv opln.
ion there is among the Democracy
this year, would suggest to our
speakers in tho various sections nv
the country that they observe the
followin skedule closely:
In Moo ENGLAND-Advocate the
payment Nv the bonds in gold, and
bear down heavy on them mizable
God-forsaken scoundrels who wood
impair the Nashnel credit by sug
gestion nv payin NV EN- in paper
Explain to yoor aujences that payir
the debt in paper amt payin it al
all. Tell ON that paper is promises
to pay, and ask en- who is to pay
the paper and when Ez for repudi
ators, lesh en- Pint the finger nv
skorn at em' Hold EN- up to thu
execration Nv q civilized world
Wind up with an elegant and clio
kent triboot to the Pilgrim Fathers
Poskrip-ln Gotten manufacture
: towns, advocate a high perfectly,
tariff, ana show that the Democris,
wuz alluz tariff party. In th,
wooden towns they don't want tarit
80 much, and in them draw it milt
ON tariff. Also on tho niger ques
ton. Assert boldly that the Dim
ocrisy acquiesces in the Amendment
and wood hev shed it's last drop u,
blood before any man, white o
colored. should be deprived ny an,
rite. Say that perhaps some Dino
Gratis mite hev bin, ut ono time, on
posed to given Nv the suffrage to til
nig-colored man, but it wuz beco
they feared that they wuzn't educa
ted up to its proper yoose. Men,
In Moo England be- shoor to SO,
colored manager, never.
4 In Moo York CITY.-Denounc
with witherin invective the bloate,
Gotten lords nv Moo England. Bea
down with severity onto the yer,
idee ov a tariff. Assert that tn
Democracy is for free trade in it
broadcast sense. Urge the paymen
nv tho debt in gold, but denounc
the National thieves jest the same
In Moo York yoose the term "nigeer
alluz, and say that the givin NV tn
ballot to race 80 low In intellec,
| witch hez not yet emerged iron
barbarism, is an outrage wich n
| lrishn.an kin submit to. Bear dow
heavy onto the niger, and inter
| spersc your speeches with freken
| quotashens from the Irish poets. E
tyou wear q green neck.tie, and carr,
q short club NV blackthorn, and he,
short, black pipe stickin out u,
your vest pocket, it will be all tn,
better. In Moo York your speech
may be mostly devoted to the niger
and be particular in this connection
to aliuz say Odd niger" PM
the finger NV skorn at them wict
wood affiliate with en-, and vino
up with a CLOWN triboot to Noe
York. ia tf}
In PENNsYLvANY.-Tariff to the
Hub, and Nv the highest and most
protective kind. Speek Nv the wealth
hidden in her mountains and the
necessity NV protection to develop it.
Remind yoOr hearers nv the old CRY
Nv "Polk, Dallas and the Tariff nv
'42!" and denounce the Free Trad rs
bought with British gold. Pint the
finger of skorn at EN-, and wind up
alluz with glowing triboot to the
greatnis nv Pennsylvany. Dodge
the niger in Pennsylvany, and the
nashnel debt also, for the people are
mixed. Its our bizpis afore elections
to please the people.
In THE NORTHWEST. Accept the
new departure and assert that no
Democrat desires to bust the Amend.
ments, or hez any idea NV any such
thing; speak NV the colored man ez
q man and brother, and refer CRATE
fully to his services in the late strug.
gle for the maintenance OF free gov.
eminent. Denounce the tariff I'm
the rooral destricks) ez swindie
onto the west for the purpose NV bull
din up the bloated manufacturers Nv
Moo England and Pennsylvany, and
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