The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-28
VARIETIES.

Hard to beat-A boiled egg.
1t "moves in the best society"-Cas-
tor oil
A Lawsuit over hog in Illinois cost
SIS, 900.
Augustk Belmont won s34, 900 last
year on horse races.
Josh Billings alminax nettsd him
nine thousand dollars.
May the smiles OF conjugal felicity
compensate :be frowns of fortune.
Teach nothing but the truth of God,
because nothing but that will save souls.
Modesfy IN woman is like color in
her check--decidedly pretty if not put
on. +
A father in Vermont offers his farm
to any man who will marry his daugh-
ter.
Schsnck fe rs sea.sickness. lie
can avoid itby throwing up his commits
sion.
Pride Is increased by ignorance;-
those who assume the most know the
least.
The Crown Prince is st the head of
the Woman Suffrage movement in Ger
many.
The Londcn Gazette is the Oldest
newspaper printed in English in the
wo. Id.
"The Five Great Powcrs"-Love,
money. ambition, revenge and good
dinner.
Not to inquire after each others
"chills" is the height of discourtesy in
Indiana.
Lewis KimbaIl Of Kentucky is put
forward as the "homeliest man on the
face of the earth"
Miss Nye, Of Bellevue. Nebraska, is
ono Of the graduates of the New Eng
land Medical Schools.
It is true wisdom to speak but little
Of the injuries you have received or
the good deeds you have done.
Mrs. A. C. Bowles, Of Cambridge, is
lecturing on "Meddling Women"-
This is comprehensive subject.
A Snowman has made an offer of
marriage to the two-hcaded girl, but he
is in mortal fear Of a suit for bigamy.
Sentimental youth-"My dear Maria,
will you share my lot for lif.?" Practi-
cal girl-"llow many acres in your lots
sir!"
A maiden lady here, living alone,
hangs an old plug hat in her hall, to
frighten burglars by indicating male
occupants.
Watertown, Wisconsin,. has rival to
Tom Thumb in the person Of boy Is
years old. who is 20 inches high aud
weighs 19 pounds.
A colony of negroes arc coming to
Kansas from Mobile, Alabama, to get
free farms, aud live in opulence the
balance of their days.
An eighty acre farm in Iowa is carried
on by twin sisters, twenty-three years
of age. A boy sixteen years old is all
the male help they have.
The California orange crop is very
ine. Many thousands of orange and
lemon trees are being planted in the
central part Of the State.
A committee of the Irish citizens OF
Boston have collected 81 500 for the
benefit of the released Feuians. Hal
pine is to be cared for on his arrival.
In Wyoming woman bcat her hus.
band in the nomination for local
od6ce. and they went homo perfectly
satisfied that the Office was to be in the
family. a5 ta.;aa oil
The editor Of newspaper out to.
wards Lake Champlain has discovered q
new way of keeping eggs from spelling.
His method is to eat them while they
are fresh. as
A girl in Springfield, Ohio, who
danced with her corseta pulled up Il
the last hole, was the next day in .
hearse that was pulled up to the last
hole that had boon dug in the grave
yard. @
| A sealed Gun Of oysters carelessly lefl
on the cmbers in stove, in Oswego
exploded with . tremendous force -
bursting the CRATE to atoms. shaking
the house and severely injuring by
stander.
A young man ut La Crosse, Wis.
looked through tho heyholc Of . girl
bedroom, and ever since the Doctor
have been trying to get knitting
needle ont Of the place where his ey
used 70 be-. So says the Chicago Trib
unc. =. ~ q .z.s
The potato is al, exhaustive crop
! much moro so than is generally sup
81 posed. Il is not = good practice !
3 raise more than two crops of potatoe
!, on the samo piece Of ground in succes
J sion, and then not again for sevcrs
seasons, although new land does no
, show signs Of exhaustion as quickly a
land which has been cultivated.