Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1871-02-09
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IVou "aatto se' nus autograph
| INTELLIGENT FIT" Ma, dear, what
| DO they play the organ 80 loud tar when
church Is oyefY Is II 10 wake US upF
| 4 riTTIE girl, sent ont to hunt eggs,
came back unsuccesstully, complaining
that lots of hens were standing round
doing nothing.
a &..f No lady, heing asked Nv an ertnli.
siastic politician which parry SHE was most
in favor of, replied that she preferred u
wedding party
SlR, von have broken your promise,
said one gentleman to another ON,
never mind, can make another Just as
good.
A New II MrsruRE couple unable to
determine which of the three ClergymeH
in their town should tie the marriage knot
for them, selected the mnn by lot,
i CulNAMAN, who had his nosc cut of
during little alteration In San Francis
co, had It carefully packed and sent back
home, 10 show his friends one of the
American customs
A HAND CASE DYING without money,
without property, no Insurance in the Mn
mal Life Insurance Company, of Chicago,
and yet leaving a wife and small children
to mourn your neglect
A GENTLEMAN visiting Glasgow f,r the
first time, and falling in with very wet
weather, inquired Of Z person in the street
if it ALWAYS rainetl in Glasgow. INA, was
the answer. " il snaws sometimes
ITnuxrt, writes II want a recent
for rro,1,c p,iddinr." Ry all nraus, re-
nlies an exchange Nothing easier. Send
the grouse pudding here, and VIC Il return
you receipt for it by bearer.
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tain ,n,,gnonrr rs,ahIi.hncnt Of Roston
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prayliy. Some one hh" stoeu 'nc "u,y
par OF boots owned py '',9 eu''"i o' Wv Wv,
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as 1t docs not Work hlRhCT tlah lhI'' nun
drrd and thirteen
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