Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1871-07-28

\ Wllliamsbursh dog plays very good
game Of euchre
Ten out of every twelve Caliiornians chew
tobacco.
Louis Napoleon's impress is still TO be seen
in Paris if not his Empress.
The Hartford Courant calls the eth of
July inceuiiaries' day.
Hartford Complains of dead fish and
worms in It's wates-pipcs, and complaining,
shudders
\ lady was discovered in tears over the ice
l)r the tomb of q. ".
The handsome Conkling is at Long
Branch giving his gigantic intellect to that
one lock Of hair.
George Pierce Of S)noma, is the Demo-
cratic candidate for Congress in the Third
District Of California.
\ boz at Hudson recently went in swim
ming near the railroad track. when a train
came along and the locomotive ruthlessy
carried away his clothes.
There are 2,79Go76, 1872 ,SI2, ,79J,342, l9S
candidates for C0ngrcssman-at-la in Iii
nois, and al Egypt not heard from.
Eugenic is trying to sell her diamonds
l Price a5kei. 81 l,j00O00, the interest on
/ which would give an economical woman an
honorable support.
! shark caught Of Charleston had a pair
oi o'os' q soalp' t"o cannon oaI7 anu d
I package oi Siha"y-seA'ol ueAeS IN Ai'
stomach
Bangor has Tio|e1 up sword nearly
/ four ieet long, weighing about tour pounds,
. ana lhiaA- Joan Henry OArliu mus nave
I lost IT,
The f5lItl was eeicoFaied at Syracuse y.
I y, ny t1c brinS ol nltional salute al
sunrise ana d olneA oil me crackers al sun
s-''
tnony pitchers. with sut handles, are
uscl i'r h'.linS nee water instead oi the
sii'er-pl-'el ones winch are 10" SO COM
F mon
English ritualis.ic c.crEymcn wan. 90 ex-
/ ciuce female voices IRON the ehoTs oL all
+ CHURCHES They are unwilling 70 give "on-
en- any cnanis--N. J. "ora.
4 Southport woman could not attend her
fathers funeral because she was SO busy
house cleaning.
/ There is a scb1li-t,leher 10 Masachu-
sctts who. it is said. sometimes for punish
men., c1muels her scholars o eat grssshop-
/ paTs.
4 New York paper rcmarking that con-
/ temporary has lkcncd Wendell Phillips unto
a whale. cln't see the similitdis, unless it is
that bo.h oi them occasionally ciins up I"
'He suf'a1e u Dlo"'
W bile Milwaukee farmer was looking
up a divorce philln throplc COW saved him
any further trouble by g'rins to death the
/ partner 'i Dis J'}s ana ''''o"s-
Many Of the Democratic papers are assuT-
ing Alexander H.. Stevens that he Is great
and good man, bus he really can't run
newspaper
\ New York und riakcr took advantage
ot the threatened not between the Orange
men aad Catho.ic, 60 a. aiFsrtiss tll' he was
/ prepared 20 Furnish entire funerals aI -
eaeh'
Lust week ear continuing six tons oi
twenty-d0ilar gold pieces aud million dol
lars in mutilatcd currency, passed nom San
fGnei's' o. OMAHA ana not " hama was
iilei against H.
If You will all only do wrong aud feel
sorry for 1t you Will q to heaven, sad In
dian Tom on "a California glllows. and meek
/ ly took his departure.
Josh Billings says that large policy Of
I life insurance dosn't exactly make a mans
corpse smile ut his widow, but it helps amaz-
I ingy to get another fellow to do it for him.
An pr,.rov.l-ed attack made bv Detroit
...,,, nm "a, ;noil,,sivc mot ro.nlted in a
rict,ry ,,;'., far William in one ronnd and A
permanent siomach-achc lor the attacking
/ rartv.
TI., animal re,..,ror q, educational ;rs,;-
- ~, 10 ,oc-.;,,s the rcsi.,-
,,a,;nr If ,,r.' ,r tI,, tc,clers n v,,nc, ladv
IN .eneacs in domestic relations
Wal hi 49,. l., ob.sinod c,-
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no,ii,' .ls q. 49,. ., "''' LooJ o,ot tino
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Chcaso Is aoonl 10 undertake another
/ great lcat. ene proposes TO make the Chlea-
/ 60 river run backward and form an outlet
Tor Lake Michigan Instead loi wee versa
Mrs. Fairs remark, IL poor dear Crit
tenden were alive be would get me of, Is
only paralleled by the younsster who muir
] N-NAN4- 49, 49, ---N--f
think the Judge 'orter hang poor orphing'
-C'Hannah Inns
4 Norwich man is very angry with his
wife lie bought an India rubber air bed.
/ She didn't believe It was healthy 10 sleep on
mattress That was not Ventilated anu SO,
/ during nus absence puhched ABOUT hi'y noieS
IN 1t. ina, husband LOST MS iaith In WoH-
an ingenuity
y hat and robe dealer of Detroit adyortises
some handsome buggy lap-dusters for sale
bat whether he Will sell them cheaper ior
Deing nuSsy' Is hol scr ior'h ih''ne au'es-
tisemehS-
The latest news Of DR.. Livingstone would
seem to indicate that he is not at lJgp9j but
at lxyzyxy- Moreover he Is IN destitute
eonuitioh- Slh'c nc HiSS "Io'e 'nere hau
Deeh no enanSes 10 hote ana no notes 10
changc-
seventeen saratoga trunks t"o ~rse oo1-
eS' tnree hampers, 'nie' suaii cAri ie'S pas7'
wv ''.u-e.' - - -snoa
W. s.,;iil
sue g.saS -. ,.,,-ii',' o,-,Jo. 60 NJ
l.lIy ,ai.il'y ""O ~
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An Observing individual IN very healthy
village, seeing the sexton at work IN a hole
IN the ground inquired what he was about: