The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-06-29
Uhe Urllyolue.
MISCELLANEOUS.

"Why, my dear? ' Because don be-
lieve it would ever settle.
At an examination of Princeton
class in theology by Dir. Hodge, the Pro-
lessor said ''Tel us what we think
here to be a correct view of the atone
ment." ''Our doctrine" replied the
student, lis that Christ had a specific
end In view In making an atonement,
and that he died only for the elect. :
'sWell, what do they teach on this point
at New Haven" ooh, DR.. Taylor holds
quite a different view. He teaches that
God so loved the whole world that He gave
His only begotten Son, that whatsoever
believed in Him should not perish but
have everlasting lifel" 1t has never been
decided which was the greater, the CON
sternation of DIR. Hodge at such an I'M
fortunate answer, or the amusement OF
DR.. Taylor when the story reached his ear.
The New Orleans Bulletin publishes
the following anecdote Of the celebrated
Dominican. tfriar Rocco of Naples:
lone day he was preaching to a crowd
in the market place. This day, he said
Il will see if you truly repent of yours ms.
Thereupon he commeeced a penltentlal
discourse that made the hair Of the hard
hearted multitude stand upright and
when they were all on their knees, gDash-
ing their teeth, beating their breasts, and
putting on all imaginable signs Of contri-
ton, he suddenly cried Now you who
truly repent you Of your sins hold up
your hands. There was not one present
who did not Immediately stretch out both
arms. Holy Archangel Michael, then
exclaimed Rocco, thou who, with thy
adamantine sword, standest by the judge
ment seat of God, hew off every hand
that has been raised hypocritically.' In
stantly every hand dropped, and Rocco
poured forth fresh invective against
the sinfulness and pefversity Of his audi
ence.
A good man who has seen much of the
world and is not tired of it says "The
grand essentials to happiness are some
thing to do, something to love and some
thing to hope for.
A writer in Harper's Weekly gives an
amusing story of how gentleman was
treated who went into the Office of the
John Bull newspaper during Theodore
Hook supposed connection with that
sheet. He was evidently In state 81
evaporation and was armed with s, =
cudgel. His application to see t. G Ii
tor was answered BY request to y -,
up to the seconed floor front room. The
room was empty. but presently there en-
tered to him a huge, tall, broad-should-
cred fellow, who in unmitigated brogue
asked, What do you phase to want,
SURF WANT said the gentleman, l
want the editor. 1 m the idditur, sur,
at your sarvice:' upon which the gentle
man, seeing that no good could arise
from an encounter with such an editor,
made his way down stairs and out the
house without word.
What is the characteristic Of a watch?
Modesty, as it keeps its hands before its
face and runs down its owa work.
The first record OF paper money is
found in he soriptural account Of the
doves brining the green back to Noah
In the ark.
Sawdust pills, says an old physician,
would effectually cure many diseases
with which mankind is afflicted, if every
patient would make his own saw dust.
An honest employ is the best in
heritance that can fall to any one.
Whenever" said Madame de Stael
81 see Mr.. b., [ feel the same plearure
that [ receive from looking at fond con-
ple-he aud his self love live so happily
together.
A citized Of Ottawa, Canada, has tax
en- out a new patent for new style of
boat oars, by which man, when rowing
in the usual manner, faces the direction
in which the boat is going.
Lady Of the house-"Oh, Signor Ber-
nolski, I'm so glad you've come; we're
all so dreadfuIly dull Now DO sit down
and play us that lovely sonata of yours.
They'll never begin to talk till they hear
the piano going '-It Inch.
Rev. T. Southgate, vicar of Northfeet
in formed his congregation on Easter day
that as buttons, bad money, and other
things not fit to mention, were put in
the ofertory bags, the collections would
in future be made in open plates.
Every parent is ike looking glass for
his children to dless themselves by
Therefor parents should take care 10 keep
the glass bright and clear, not dull and
spotted, as their good example is rich
inheritanee for the rising generation.
A French chemist asserts that if tea
be ground ike coffee before hot water
is poured upon it, it VIII yield nearly
double the amount OF its exhilarating
qualities Another writer saysc Ii You
put piece of lump sugar, the size Of a
walnut, into a teapot. You viii make the
tea iafcse in half the +ime.
In the museum of Cassel, Germany, Is
a library made trom 500 European
trees The back OF each velumn Is formed
of the bark of a tree. the sides Of the
perfect wood, the ton of young wood,
aud the bottom Of Old. When opened.
the book is found to be ooS, containing
the flower, seed, fruit and leaves of the