The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-04-15
VARIETY.

n NE 6anI OF bitterness-France.
,oing . roaring business-keeping a wild
~ show.
Dsst 20 spring styles of hats for ladies are
Ady 3nt.
"a e5s,ssnpOrary ungallantly makes the observ-
"a .isft the leading champions of 80 woman 3
d5te 1afe generally found to be "a man S lefts. :"
An ante-ouated Ethiopian dame once sapiently
iaF ked, !. Sc hearn heap ob talk bout
&411 ali we darkeys Bureau, but bless your
~ A0heg, amt seen eben a washstan' yet
"a 5eu1g lady at party, on being asked to
or -se conn any with - The Maiden Prayer"
nt - lie piano and struck up Mother, may I
out - 5eTIm ~ in very animated manner.
{ ras an English satirist who stated that
l aneNI ball rs supposed to have been the
1s;sa rolOmOn's temple, and Boston common
e.11,1 n 30 be the Garden of Eden with modern
epf rents.
q e.<'zen, standing near Landon platform
1s zatand, the other day, asked a coIored
a. ~. q Can a niger weigh hogs ?" To
~ E e eotOred man replied, % Put yourself on
4;es, and see If he can't
tEtOn teacher asked a new boy who made
81 rious universe, but the boy couldn't tell
. st9 teHcher got rawhide, and told the boy if
IAr't tell ne would whip him. The boy
nd pt the whip and sniveiled out, :. Please
., I'D, but l won t do it again ~
~ II lady in the house was discussing the
Ather, and when the thermometer was
20 ana her attention called to the state
g oreury, enc SAID, . La NE, is that what |
.'t Dow cold 1t is by? We had one of them
- -, Out never could tell what time II
:. 'u,S,lae sna Courier Journal quotes from
- 1Ne sentence, - Since you have swal- |
n ez%4sz 80 nesro, think II pretty hard indeed If
~ - tue White woman as far as your |
49, auuS One actually wants us to < ss
~ t9Hale sunrage-shriekers Good beovansI |
r4..er, nall dozen more negroes ON ,ba
80 e# lady, slightly blind, while engaged in n
Tempt To sew buttons on Augustus ne1v /
remarked, . Dras these buttons! can't
f's toles, and they split all to pieces ever,,
q =-'ek the needle into en-" To which re,
N4 Jrang Augustus " Now look here. Grannv
LIZ tet my peppermint drops alone, You've
rrf 1n'e n half OF 'em already"
ealways noticed - said Mrs. Partinotor
oPfA% ner voice to a key that people az OF
- are disposed to be philosophiea. or
We always noticed that every year
9F -f man life has a tenderness to make him
am sure, too. haven't got the erorbi
41- p< feeling that I once had. and I ion,t
tst1 shall ever have it again, If live to the
" rietnuseiee' which goodness knows l do
t++nt. Du1 wouldn't want to be a centurion;
4F idea OF one surviving her factories ana
ssHnibg idiomatic, always gives me a disaoreea-
tlDsciOusness.
<4k Twain threatens to cease writing neriod;-
He says trying to think how he shall he
at certain date is very melancholy keeps
wake at night; prompts him to commit
run for Congress or describe in print bis
fFeenees of distinguished men whose funer
pas had the pleasure of attending. With
t4rii number of the GALAXY it is therefore
-.sOod that he will make his bow and retire
tniS heid OF his triumphs. He will still,
contribute to its further gIories as
e and inspiration may allow.