The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-05-19

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'.IAws.a.massy, soul sskes! when VA
young. twas different then. Why, wber
folks IVES s.going 10 get married. they tool
time. and meditated upon Il, and kinder
studied each other out. and reflected and
coasidercd; md whea they did get married
they was married for sertain, and very
md they oxpecied 70 stay married; there
want - talk Of your divorces then; they
knew beforehand that they was 70 'hev and
% hoA' I'LL grim death. and they mostly
Usually did. But DOW young fellow sees
Q pretty al, and asks bef 70 marry him,
ut = he'd ak her 70 tskea walk; and she's
~ Ua4y-.yes. 6ir. and thank yen, too.'-
and they 60 and get married, With no more
.yea)ixnl sense Of their responsibility than
Cock Robin has when be twitters and chirps
: % Jenny Robin. Well, pretty soon they
- ct it-she flntls she don't like tobacco.
lnoke. and - dent like wife that can't
do thing but frixzle her hair and 20 II goes
from bad 10 worse, until st last they sue for
. disvorce And they'll get II. tool And oil
tor whatl Why. for uncomforta6tItty Of
ce0pen Oh, laws.s.m assy. soul cakes! now
did you ever!- 'uncomforiability Of temperl'
Oh. Lordy!'
''lncompstibility Of temper, Mr.: Hutch.
ipGton." suggested.
"Yes, know IT. said %; uucomforta.
btkty ut temper-them1 the words that does
IT, Well, 10 not there allers uncomfortable.
iiy Of temper 10 every family, and alters has
beeu, and alters will be! Only Ia the good
I'D tmes they used 70 screw Il down and
keep II UNDER and 20, you sec, they man.
eyed to get along without none Of your dis
vOrceS.
Don't yer suppose, Sir. that there was
unc0mfortabi!ity Of temper enough IN No.
abs srk. with oil them odds and ends Of
creation, creeters that wasn't n0ways agree
able to one anothcr's feelings al messed In
together!-d0g and cats, sheep and wolves,
foxes and geese, chickens and weasles land
skunks. III bet)-and mighty small stable
room accommodations, ! tell you! How
there, do you s'posel Why, don't you Gee.
they he'd 70 q immediate ail OF UNI: jus huff
and bear away, 40 the sailors Say; the lion,
] s'pose he r0sred kinder soft like, 20 - not
% skeer the turkle doves and the hyena.
che did not laugh out - loud ~ she wanted
"a, dare ssy; the Zig bear. he kinder shut
up growing; and the ksnG'roo took care
not 70 leap on other folkses toes: the horse
was keerful not to kick up bic heels; and If
The dog felt - mad - Dire, be didn't bite
anybody. That was the way they done It,
no doubt ont; stands to reason they did;
'canse, don't you see, Sir, II they had all On
um given way 70 their uncomfortability of
temper, and each on um acted out their own
ouregeusrase meter, why In course they'd
Aev stove the bottom out of that laundering
old tub Ut his In lees than no time, and
she'd . foundered, and they'd oil gone to the
bottom, and there wouldn't hev been no call
for any more wedding rings, that's sartin;
and where you and would DO now. it'S I
mighty hard thing 70 say.
"But, - I was saying. they didn't they
behaved beautiful! don't see how It was-
seems It couldn't hev been Noah's dotngs-
for. between you and I, I guess be wasn't
much; IN unsteady. drinking man be alters
'wss, you know: wasn't he. Sir! and not
used to navigating, BY no means. But I
will ny fort, he managed that cruise re.
masksbly veil, considering whss bio cargo
VA. and that bic crew WAS hak wouenkind;
be sartinly made saving wage Of h, which
was . good deal, oil things considsss6e'