The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-05-13
ALI THE COUNTRY AROUND.

Hopes are the dreams OF men
awake.
Habit is the deepest law Of hu-
man nature.
The mitten that never f1ts-tie
one obtained from your lady love.
He that swells 10 prosperity,
will be sure to shrink in adversely.
A sermon in four words on the
vanity Of earthly possessions =
Shrouds have no pockets.
1t 10 hard to respect old age,
when one gets sold on venerable
pair Of chickens.
Keep out Of hasty mans way
for . while, out of sullen mans
way all the days of your life.
Affectation is greater enemy to
the face than the smallpox,
The connection between print
ers' ink and success in business is
one of cause and effect.
Action is the great law; it is by
steady, strong, continuous action
that al great works age accom-
plished.
Neither purity, virtue nor liber-
~ can long flourish where educa-
ton 10 neglected.
In marriage the heart of wild
ow is like furnished apartment
where one is apt to find something
left there by former ledger.
Come out here and Ill lick the
whole of you,' said an urchin 10
some sticks of candy in q confec.
toners window.
Il thought you told me, doctor,
that Smiths fever had gone OFF,
AOh. yes. bat it aud Smith went of
tOgetl er.
Out west when VIGOROUSLY
lazy man is caught Mt work. they
say that he is 'meddling with In
dustry.7
Although one swallow will not
make summer, still pin inserted
in chair will make one spring.
At recent wedding reception q
young lady accidentally set her
back hair on fire. When it was
extinguisbed, she said she was glad
it wasn't her best.
What q world of gossips would
be prevented if it was only remem
bered that person who tells you
OF the faults of others, intends to
tell others of your faults.
A physician said of quack tina,
Ahe was such an ignoramus that il
be could take a lantern and eo
down inside his patient, he could
not find out what the matter waa.
A writer asks through the Far
mers' Department of q cotempora
ry. If any one can inform poo,
man as TO the best way to start
little nursery. Why, by getting
married, Of course!
When a girl thinks a good dea
Of q spruce young man, and h,
pines for her company, isn't she i,
the lumber business pretty heavily
Certainly, ii she boards in the sam
family.
A dandy in New York is in fl
His pants were made so tight 70
him that ne can't get his boots on
and if he puts his boots on first b
can't get his pants on. This is
case of genuine distress.
Henry Ward Beecher Gays h
would rather hesr q cracked voice
feeble with many gaps, s!ngin
honestly, with tears, the songs g
Zion, than hear the finest canta
trice that ever enraptured the mos
cultivated congregation.
Above all things, if . wife wisl
- to make home attractive to he
husband. let her keep q sharp ey
on the cook, while ii the husban
wishes to make home attractive Il
his wife, above all Things let hi
not keep a sharp eye on the chan
bermaid.
tbs great blunder in the pa
suit OF happiness, not to kno
when We have it, that is, not to ,
content with q reasonable and DO
sible amount of it.
A hard working and eminent
pious woman once said, Il dor
want to 60 to heaven as soon as
die, but to sleep in the grave
thousand years or SO to get reste,
1t . told of citizen of Bride
port, Conn.,. that he lately retus
an increase Of wages 10 one OF |
servant girls, saying he consider
the privileges she enjoyed of livi
10 q Christian family worth Fl
dollars month.
A man in Alexandria has 9,
ceeded in swallowing up eipl
Thousand dollars worth of prop
ty In fourteen months, and the O
er day he was committed to |
for stealing chickens.
We have heard of askinp
bread aad receiving a stone; bu
young gentleman may be cons
cred 40 still worse treated when
asks for . young lady's hand 9
gets her fathers foot.
Let vOOr rQlioion no soo.,