The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1871-06-29

. 1t makes great difference whether glas-
ses are used over or under the nose.
How to find steady employment-get in
side the State prison.
Water will make a mans boots light
We have seen good many young men tight
in their boots lately. They must have been out
i'll the damp.
ought not to take q seat in an editors CHAIR
and play with the scissors more than half an
hour at time.
Josh Billings says flies have big appe-
tite for getting into things they are the first
at the dinner table, and alwuz take soup, and
don't leave until the cloth is removed.
"A good book and good woman arc ex-
cellent things for those who know how justly
to appreciate their value. There arc men,
however, who judge from the beauty OF their
Henry Ward Beccher thinks the weather
has much to do with mans religion, as many
people pray during thunder storm WHO never
think of it on sunshiny day.
"A married man was recently urged by an
insurance agent to take out policy tor the
benefit of his wife to the amount OF twelve or
fifteen thousand dollars and long discussion
ensued, which was ended'by the husband, VINO
said: "No, widow with more than ten thou
sand dollars would be dangerous legacy to
leave to posterity."
An Assistant United States Marshal in
Louisville in taking the census asked colored
woman what personal property she possessed, !, 10
which she replied, :'Nothin' but desc t'reo chill
len we're. ant day amt wuth much since the
Emancipation proclamation"
Tie triumphal entry of the German army
into Berlin on the 10th was most imposing
demonstration. At the head of the procession
was carried eighty-one eagles captured from the
French. Next followed the generals engaged
in the late war, aids-decamp of officers in the
field. commanding officers, Prince Bismarck
Gems. Won Room and Won Moltke, and~the
Emperor William. After the Emperor came
the German Princes, and the procession was
then made up of detachments of the victorious
army. The day was memorable one in the
annals of Berlin.
There is a little three year old colored girl
at Horn Lake, Miss, who has gray hairs in her
head, and who presents the appearance OF an old
woman. She possesses. wonderful memory.
Without knowing single letter in the book,
she can spell correctly any word in the English
language that has ever been spelled in her hear
ing. and even words that she never HIS heard
before she spells phonetically, leaving. out no
letter that is not silent when the word IS pro-
nounced.
An exchange says: Some years ago ply
sicians had a habit of recommending every con-
sumptive patient to take cod liver OIL. 1he
incredible nastiness of the dose must have con-
stitutcd its peculiar merit; for, as matter OF
fact, any result established by cod liver OIL
would have been attained by the patient had
cream instead Of oil been prescribed SUDDEN
" this idea seems to have dawned upon the
ho
have q "milk cure" announced as specific Tor
consumption. Patients who formerly put their
trust in cod liycrs, are now told that the COW Is
| their only hope They arc mado to drink vast
quantities of pure milk, instead Of frequent
doses of the unspcakably vile cod liver OIL
The effect is all that can DO desired. The pa
timt who tries the milk cure finds himself rap
;,lv growing fat, and it is also said that he be-
comes con gentle, childike and bland in his de-
meanor. : jlsff - {;
On the 2Srd of June, Captain l Ialps expe-
d;tion to the Arctic regions, for which appro-
nrintions were made by Congress, and which
| bo, b.en fitting out for some months, sailed
from, New York, to be gone three years. The
polaris, selected for the expedition, is schoon-
or of 400 tons burden, and is provided with
powerful engine and propeller The crew mum,
| bcrin all twenty men, all OF whom nave Llad
long experience in the Arctic regions. An Es-
ouimaux named Joe will accompany the party
tas iSterpreter. The Polaris will proceed to st.
Johns Newfoundland, thence to the west.coast
of Greenland, through Jones' Sound as far as
latitude So, where the winter quarters will be
fixed, and from whence minor expeditions will
be fixed, and from whence minor expeditions
viii I've sent out into the unknown regions
Capt. Hall mauifests, much enthusiasm for his
fr5 fexrp5edition. He accepts no remuneration, Civ
Of off science. He is confident of the solution of
the geographical ploblem which Kane, Parry,
Franklin, and others have ut various times at
tempted. He has spared no pains to make his
outfit perfect and whether ho finds an open