Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-10-26
Vol. XVII. Whole No. S73. No. 43.
Odds and Ends.

The last cup of frolic is generally
the hiccup.
The bitter end--the last half inch Of a
penny cigar.
Some musicians put on more airs than
they can play.
What grows bigger the more you con-
tract il? Debt.
The city bellies at summer resorts are
not church going bellies.
The expression 'Abroth of boy orig
mated with Tickets for soup.
Sequel to Maiden's Prayer-'Mother
may go out and take a swim
Cleanliness is next to godliness, and
it is soap that is next TO charity.
Why is rascality like breast of q
fowl: Because it is a piece Of a chich-
dHc.
quack doctor has invented medi-
cine OF sucn remarkable virtue that is
will cure Il ham.
man with scoldng wife saws,
that he has less tear of the jaws of death
than the Jaws OF life.
sugar whistle has been invented bv
an ingenious Yankee, when is warran-
ted % give sweet music.
Tp Spongers on good Natures
Though Time Is money, is no reason
you should Travel on Tic.
Henry Ward Beccher saws he conducts
his paper on the principles that sweet
ness j. better than smartncss
4 girl may be sure man loves her
unutterably when he sits in her presence
for an hour without speaking.
The epitaph of the double headed ba-
by. pronounced by the New York Nal,
j., ,hc are dead; they is gone
Miss Frances Power Cobbe has Just
published an essay ON The Devil We
trust -hc understands her subject
4 sick man was told that his wife
would probably marry again. Alright.
~ail hr, for there will be one man to la
meut my death.
\ debating society has under consider
alton tile que~tiou-''l, it wrpu. 10
cheat a lAwycr:" The result i, expected
to be-''Np; but imp'-,ib!e."
Mother, ~rui for the doctor.' WAY
."' >''' '7c '''1O man III tAr pAr!"r
i going 90 dic-hc said he would, ii -i>-
t"rJaue would not marry him-and Jane
said -hc wouldn't
.'D,n'i trouble Yourself to stretch
yuItr mouth ANY wider" said a dentist
to q mnn who wa, extending his E.w
iri.htullN. Il, intend to stand outside
daring thr operation.
" L''' r''' . rope W'IN' i note iun'
: - " >i' r. nor ny ana >AF l.
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"NrI til' i'',h |" zee 'he Ol@ Trees leave
an" '''c I''ih' ~ioPc.
4 gentleman ofexprrienra ha. dis.n,-
erred one good thing in ,ca.yoyagiuo.
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In Russia people who are picked up
w thr highway in stats Of intoxira-
titn, are condemned, whatever may be-
their social station, to sweep the street,
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mediatclv.
moon: w ell, >ambO, | t'ink de moon
ortcr take the .u-t rank in dat article
w II, YOU 'ink 80. CuilccI We'll, tel
you; ha-e tic moon shines by night.
when we want light, and de sun shine.