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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-09-16

II. NJ. Westcost had magnificent
display Of agricultural implements at
the Industrial Fair.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-09-16

Some one "whok EoWs hos il 10 hi;asslP
got OF the following bit Of good sense 10
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-09-16

Al. lupton has on the hooks in his meat
store, ON Fort Wayne Avenue, the finest and
best heel that has been seen in this city for
many . day, purchased expressly for fair
week. He has also purchased several extra
nice cattle for Yearly Meeting. Al. makes il
speciality to keep the best Of all kinds OF
meats, which he sslla at the lowest rates
Give him . call.
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For q large cheap travelling has.
ket, 90 10 Geo. H. knollenberg
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AGENTS WANTED FOR
Sexual SCienC

Including Manhood, Womanhood and their
mutual intcrreiatins, Love, It's laws, Power,
&C., by Prof. o. s. Fowler. Send for Circu-
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Al PUBLISHING CO., Cincinnati, Ohio st.
Louis, No. or Chicago, III. 20-4w'
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Railway. 1sf
3 PAN HANDLE ROUTE:

Desast. INDIANAPOLIS. Arrive
AoooumodA'n 500 ami Fast Line -. - I'm
Past Line -. 2.Ao PM Express =. l2.e7 pan
S6uth'nExp 1855 pm!Ind'ps Exrr 1913 ~,
PIQUA and COLUMBUS.
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Express -. l8.f3 ami South Expr ll.ss pm
PTM DAYTON ana COLUMBUS )
Accom- moda ~ $40 ami Arcc mmoda'n IS an
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HAMILTON and CINCINNATI.
Chicago Exp. q Is ami Chicago Mail. 9.4s am
Chicago Msif.. 4, prniChica9o Exp lo.@e pm
LOGANSPORT md CHICAGO.
Chicago Mail $50 am Chicago EXP. 800 an
Chicago Exp 1905 pmIChicago Mail..6-sO sm
RICHMOND and WINCHESTER.
Aoeommoda mt .OOam Accommo'n 9.Soani
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Notice is Hereby given 70 oil concerned, the
v hole Of said lots OF such pAsts - may be
neces. ary to discharge taxes, psnalties and
charges due from owners thereon - the time
Of sale, ill be sold Ia compliance With an or
dinancs OF the city. passed and approved July
2Ist,A. ID. 1868. The same 70 b sold at public
auction, At the Council Chamber. Of the city
of Richmond, Indiana. on the hrst Tuesday
in October. 1871, commencing at 10 o'clock
A. n. and continue until all are sold, unless
taxes and pena tiles be paid before thatltims.
WILLIAM P. WILSON,
City Treasurer.
September 10th, 1874.
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Loans negotiated by
WIN. E.. BELL.
A fine Farm Of 100 acrcs--wel]

n uue + arm OF 1UV acTcb--WeIl
improvcd-.c close to Richmond, for
sale or trade, very low. by WIN. E.
BELL
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This
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derived from the Greek. signifying the power
Of the soul, spirit or mind, and is the basis
Of all human knowledge. Psychomancy is
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Spiritualism Alchemy. Philosophy of omens
and Brigham ioung's Harem, Guide TO Mar
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lish language protesting TO teach this occult
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gaining the ear Of Jurors, the Physician in
healing the sick to Lovers, in securing the
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$l.95; paper covers. 81, for sale by J. d.
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Philadelphia. Agents wanted for this book,
Medical Works, Pertumery, Jewelry, &C., &c.
Samples free, to Agents only. For single
copies Ivy mail, and terms to Agents, address
w. EVANS, Publisher. Al South Sth st 1,
Phila. Pa. 264w.
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Rev. 4. Snyder, for the last two years
and halt. the pastor of Grace Church, has
bsen transferred 70 North Indiana Conference,
and stationed 1t Trinity Church, Indian apo
lie. Mr.. Snyder has hosts of friends in and
out OF The church. who regret his leaving
Richmond but wish him God speed in what
ever field he may be called TO labor
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-09-16
CITE DELINQUENT TAXES FOR
1870.

Lisa Of lots returned dslisquent by the City
Treasurer Tor the non-Iayment Of Taxes due
thereon from the owners tor the year 1879
and former years, being the amount now due.
The loo Ter Advertising is yet ~ De sd led.
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w AIMED !-AGENTS, (s2opcr Day to
" sell the celebrated HOME SHUTTLE
SEWING MACHINE. Has the 'under-feed,
makes the clock stitch" (alike on both sides,)
and 10 fully licensed. The best and cheapest
family Sewing Machine in the market. Ad-
dress JOHNSON, CLARK & CO., Boston,
Mass, Pittsburg, Pa, Chicago, H., or st.
Louis, Mo. 26-4w.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-09-16

=, 4 good way 70 raise children-upi L.
then play with the kerosene can.
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u ouNDS HGRsE

Are unrivalled. The track Is within a
sort of natural amphitheater, the back
ground of which is a natural forest,
rising as it reeds SO that twenty-five
thousand persons may witness race
from the shady sward. The buildings
are all of the most substantial charac-
ter and are models of convenience and
beauty. Floral Hall especially, is the
most complete structure of the kind
which graces any Fair Ground in the
State.
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Agood deal Of corn is ready for cutting.

The quail law does not expire until the lst
Of Octoboy. i
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{ The wearing Of other people 's hair 10 going
ont Of fashion with the women.
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Water 10 pleutisr. The boys don't need 70
take their whisky straight any iongsr. 10
II any body has been sending to New York
for counter feis money, it will be interesting
for them TO know that full list is being made
out tor publication.
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Now 10 the time 10 do % good BY sshing
your friends 70 subscribe for the PALLAbfCh.
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------.-------------.------
The funeral Of AIonzo Hunt, last Sunday,
vas attended BY the Odd Fellows, Of which
Dc was worthy member, and large con-
course OF friends and relatives. The funeral
sermon Of Rev. Mr.. Snyder, was one Of tie
most appropriate to such An occasion that We
ever heard delivered.
"TRsATISo." there il anything absurd
er than this habit. we are unable to put our
fingers on it. Men do not always "trea,'' one
another 70 car tickets, because Tie, happen TO
meet on the same seat. We never saw = msn,
on encountering an sequaintance, take eut
his pocket book, and say, "Ah, George De-
lighted 70 SEQ you Do you take few post
age stamps! It's my sreaa 7" Do men have
. mania for paying each others board bill I
And 10 drinking together more social" than
easiug together or sleeping together
| A traveller may 80 oil over The continents OF
Europe, Asia SD Africa, with out seeing any
man except . Yankee odsr to Crest" and
the Frenchmen are quite social enough bu,
~hen they q into cafe to sip their ine, OF
branded coffee together, each man pay, fol
his own. When two Germa -, long separa
rated meet, they will Be very apt to embrace
and then turn into an adjoining beer cellar
sit down, drink lager, eat prstzels and etc.
but when they part again each man settles biz
own score independently.
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r 4 mixed osss-smsar case.

Buttsrmilk 10 good summer beverage
better even than whisky, although not 70
popular.
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The Great Fair !!
29l3 EN- TRIES!!
Every Department Crowded
The Finest Exhibition ever Held IN
~ Eastern Indiana.

The second annual Fair of the Rich
mond industrial Association is now
in progress on their beautiful grounds
in the eastern suburbs of the city. To
say that it is q success would be feeble.
1t is grand pageant and few State
Fairs can rival or even equal the at
fractions which it presents.
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Agents! Read This!

WE WILL PAY AGENTS 4 SAL
w AIRY of $40 per week and cx-
penses, or allow large commission. to SCI
our new and wonderful inventions. Address
II. WAGNER 4 CO., Marshall, Mich.
oh GPRls co "a 4w.
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II AILS-Arrival and Departure
LOCAL RECORD.

Rev. 3. Toby and wi.e wore in town lass
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$50. WE WILL PAY $50.
Agents ESQ per week 20 sell our great and
valuable discoveries. If you want permanent
and honorable, and pleasant work, apply for
particulars. Address DYER & CO., Jack
son, Michigan.
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THE FAIR.

1t is unfortunate that we are COM
PEELED to 60 to press for our regular
issue SO early in the week, and we can
therefore present only the facts con-
ncctedewith the opening ceremonies.
The officers, among whom are the most
prominent Of our business men and
manufacturers,ha ve been interchangeable
In the discharge OF their duties, land they
have met the day and the hour, fully
prepared. Nothing is wanting in the
details Of the management to ensure
success.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-09-16

According 70 the latest Milleritss the v ora
.hould have come TO an end on Monday.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11
"HOPRWELL NILIS1

THE undersigned desires 10 inform the citizen, Il;
the vicinity Of"HOPEwELL MILLS. )" otb.r-
rlse Known a. "stTideT's MiIIS.'' that bsVInC Sc
eured the services Of fret class Miller he d ore.
pared TO do all kiRdS Of Grinding the shoTtrsi
tlce and IN The best manner. Flour and NCaI a.
ways hsnd. EUGENF n SVEa
AuZust n IS7O-tF IN eSsA"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11

THOMSON, LILLY 4 Co., Wholesale A gents,
No IS Hanover St. Baltimore, Mc
April II, ls7l-Iy.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11
LAMPS AND lamp G00DS.

lust received = large nnd veil ssIertsS .,o.L -
IL+SSnPs &c: included in Uhjcb the esIsbrstsd
light as the ordinary buTneTs HIso. Po,s.I.tS
s ShaSss; S?n procure Germhn students Lamp 81
S"-P thls burner and shade 70 the Ordf.
S,I I.1nP: WI mt any Size.
'oBACCo, both chewing and sueking. aI.o an
extra CiEHT for sts. a. -
April g. 1871. MAsON's Drug store.
A Ii T., The Popular Hair Dressing. .na Hail Dyes
VS.. MASON.
ITO get fresh and reliable DruR.. Cberojr,I. AZ
-. uhS oeet Patent Medicines . ven as VinSovS
SaSs3 LEAD ,ColoTs. Ole. VaFDishss Gnd Putty ior
April :. ISL. DdAsONs DRUG s,o,.
A w. MAsoN'S you UiII End . ehoiee..l.e.
tISn OF al goods Usually kept in . 6rSt an.
be bought in town. ~-'SP'' 'Nan can
HOOPS MALT EXTRACT. Cb,.,oS h..,Er- =
Tor Dyspepsia; SpVsh;: hs.I.sns.., AZ. soSS
PoWAN'S BITTERs-Ths O,r,,.., sr.a
1.c.i 11Ht: eqosIIeG b none in tie eUTs Of Dys.
DrS: Mo'On, s!raith. RiebardOon and otSsS,. ~.
"A trial. a. relief il issVitabIs. sold Sy S''S
pOILED and Raw. Lined Oh -, =.
y white Lead. BraBdOns Of all eolor.- GO :
CoP3i Japan: and Daman VarniSh.S. TiS1pc~,S.S.
store s. 3. y vs 1 End' cold eAsaPsr
SODA WATER.-We have lust opea,a -, 80.
- EOun tain for the sesson aSd 1o1Id 49,. 49, 49,
.sSS.Iie ~, ts @ssetcos sewerage tEy eur
eItleIe inferior 20 noas IN PuritV OF FIs1ot.-.-
~ SynoPs Ss nave variety Shieh vii aIUnSs ~
anJ nsWor desired Call and Be Convinced ''1
WE So1A cali especial attentSo. a. -, -.
original eask. Pure BOaFboa Wa, -. y tss
sherry. Native Grape anJ SiadeirH TfSSio.IE
$3.50: W. .. MASON.
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All kinds Of Musical Instruments Supplied.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11
NICuOLSGN'S BULLETIN.
E. F. NICHOLSON,
(Sueecssor to ". z. &. IIarriSon,)
I35 West Baltimore Street,
BALTIMoRF, ND.

I5S " est baltimore street,
BALTlMoRT, ND.
TThOlssGls aud R.taI.
ENINE oilChromo of Gen II. E. Lee Bsekpam.
l. mon Boards aud Chess.
F.. F. NICHOLSON.
l3S wcst Baltimore street
TOY Books, Paper Dolls, Games. Dime and
Eff. NICHOLSON,
l3s West Baltimore street.
10000 DIME Novel: and Sang;,s!.:
l3S Wet baltimore erect.
10 00O NOVELS atTwcnty Five Cents. 900
y. F. NICHOLSON,
l3S West Baltimore street
8. +. NICHOLSON.
1873 Wet Baltimore street.
pHoTOGRAPHIC, Writing, Autorraphic and
L Mental Albumsj War Maps aud War Sccncs.
F. +. NICHOLSON.
lSS West Baltimore street.
HANDSOMELY Bound Gift BoOks. Initial Note
F.. F. NICHOLSON.
l3S West Baltimore street
HAWK'S Fountain Observation-Disclosures
Al 5000 Bound Books, on all suhjccts.
l3s West baltimore street.
Bibles. Prayer Rocks, Hymn Books; Stcreoscope.
and Views. all prices; Black, Blue. CarmIne,
AlIthe Weekly Papers; All the Monthly
MaGazineS, All tho New Novels,
a. soon as Issued; Anything
and Everything in the
BOOK. NEWS AND STATIONERY LINE,
Pass Books. Butcher Books. Milk Books. Mcmoran.
dGms; Letter bHlanoes-s5 cents, Back Numbers Of
Weekly PaPers At half price. Exquisite Chromoa nd
EnEraVings' School Reward Tickets aud Notices
LithoGTsPhs Of German Generals, Autographs OF
Pretty Faces, Pocket BOoks-HIl qualities.
20 All for sale ia any quantity on very best terms
wholesale or retail Dealers will find OuTStock de-
OirNble and cheap. T. F. NICHOIS SON
CSucceSSor to ". +. G. HarrisOn.)
l3S Wet Baltimore ST., Baltimore.
November %, 1870.
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SHINGLES FOR SALE.

o. 0OO PRIME Oak Shingles. on hand and
Jan. 10. ISL. wEIRICK WELLER.
NATTAN'S CRYSTAL DISCOVERY.
and youthful color, prevents it from falling and
elegant and besItbT ioS
get sample bottle Cratic. For sale by
C.E. BELLER.
l. Highly recommended for the cure OF broken,
bruised nd spraned Iimbs, Rhe una Iism and Ia inc.
nes', Corn' BurES' frozen linb'. Sc jGst received
DlSON'S CURE FOR CONSTRUCTION
This medicine is the only ono ever offered to the
/ poses: We could refer to several parties in this
ncighborbOod who have derived very great benefit
nURHANI SMOKING TOBACCO. NAV
- Queen do, b. +. Grady's chewing do, fino
HavAHna aud domestic Cigars at low rates for sale
Harpcr's Ferry Feb. %. 1871.
wi BAKING POWDER.-we would call
AAA1 the attention of our customers this
article Of Baking Powder, which manufacture
ourselves hPrOduccs lighter. swecter and
"oIesOme arttcIes of food than any other article
in use" Those who have tried it pronounce il gu
PsI'Sr 20 anything Of the kind yet offered for max
tnE meat or Corn Bread, Biscuits, wafles, EIuf-
inns, Puddings. apple DumpIings Pot Pies and
Icy otner description OF Pastry. It il decidedly
Az we ask is for friends to give il trial. To
&c mao IN auJ quantity at our drug store:
HarPer's Ferry April !. 1871. L. D-'''E'"'
! NATURAL MINERAL WATERS.
~ Alum. Congrcss. Settler, Vichey, and other
Natural Mineral Waters, in store and ior sSIs b1
may Iu' 1871. GEO. T. LIC lit & CO.
CODA wATER-the most delipbtfu, and cooIr,,
! ~ drink OF the Season: Our FGuntsin being Dor:
ceIAin'l lined and Syrup Char berS being glass no
one need fear OF being injured by drinking our de.
lightful Summer beverage. Our syrups are made
from pure juices. And syrup you cHII for you can
get. Do not forget the place. next door the Sap
Pington Hotel. ShAnnOndale Water on drauEht At
the same place. GEO. L. LIGHT CO.
CMITHFIELD LIME for whiie~NshinR. for
- sale by KEARSLEY q SHEERER.
BLINDS aud Fire Screens. for sale nv
ID April IS. KEARSLEY & SHEERER.
NEW Herring just received bv
IN April Is. KEARSLEY q SHEERER.
lME for Withdrawing. for sale by
IL MeCURDY DUKE.
SILVER and Plated Spoons, Of the best make. q
p prices 70 suit. L. DINKLE
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11

UMBRELLAS. sUHsHADES 4 PARAsoIs.-
~ The latest Rtyle Sun shades and PaFASOls, lust
received by KEARSLEH 4 SHEERER.
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Sal Predicamet Of a LadE.

A beautiful belle, whose mother kept gen.
teel boarding house in Amity street, induced
one Of her mammals bOarderS to introduce her
to 6rst-class fashionable up town dentist Of
his acquaintance, as she wanted set of artif.
cial teeth. Her mamma accompanied her, and
directed the dentist to insert them on heavy
gold plates, in the highest style of the art,
without regard to expense. On the first visit
the young lady's stumps wore extracted, and
soon thereafter she had a nouthGuI of gold
plato and pearl artificial teeth, which added
greatly 70 her natural charms aud acquired
Graees. But the bill was not paid, and after
collector had worn out some shoe-leather aud
exhausted his patience in trying to get paw
from the mother, the dentist related the cir
cumstances TO his friend.
But he Was very much surprised aud dis
pleased At her conduct, and proposed to engage
the miss aud her mamma in conversation in
the ParlOr the following morning, adding that
If she did not pay him on that occasion, he
would pay the bill himself aud quit the house
1t was agreed that the dentist should call at a
specified hour. He called at the time appoint,
ed, and after passing a few minutes in general
conversation, he changed the subject aud talk
ed business.
Mamma, Of course, professed to be very cor
~ that she was unable to pay the doctor, +"
OUT WOuIu certainly 90 SO In lew days. As
he was apparently about to depart, he casually
asked the daughter how she liked her teeth,
and she replied that they were perfect and
pleased her very much.
"DO they ever slip or pain you ?" kindly
asked the doctor
VERY seldom. DOCTOR" she replied some
times they pinch me little, but suppose
that can't be avoided"
''Oh, yes,' said the polite dentist, pulling a
pair of little uippers from his pocket, ''alIow
ne to beud the plates little with my nippers,
aud it will not occur again" at the same time
holding out his hand to receive them. The
unsuspec'ing maiden pulled them out aud
handed them to the ''doctor," who. instead Of
DiPpinS them with his piuchcrs, quietly wrap
ped them up in his handkerchief aud placed
them in his pocket, and politely but firmly
told tho terrified beauty that VIXEN her mamma
paid his bill she should have them, but not be-
fore As the girl was engaged to be married
to well-tO- do young gentleman who had new.
er seen her without teeth. who was expected
to return to this city and hand her to the hy-
mental altar in few days, that bill was paid.
NJ y Sum
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"ATCBEs and Jeweiry repaired ON the mO,,
W TeaSoHabIe terms, At L. DINKLE'S
August -. JeTeITV Stor.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11

GLocKS-beGutifuI Bronze, Rosewood and Wal
" 5ut Fronts, beautiful designs Gnd Patterps-for
SAFE low y L. DISKLE.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11

WuERE Is POUGHKEEPsIE.-A we'll
known Brooklyn politician, noted for his wag.
gerry, stopped the conductor of an Albany
train on which hO was journeyiuS last winter,
and asked inHocently if the next station was
POugLkeepSie? NO" said the conductor.
On his next fare collecting round, the con-
ducrOr was again asked it the train was near
ing POuShkeepsie to which he again replied
negatively. Again aud again, as the official
made his rounds, tho same question was asked
by the anxious passenger, until at last the III an
Of checks replied with some irritation in his
tone:
mo sir; we arc not yet near your stopping
place. Pray trust to nc, and will let you
know when We shall get there"
The passenger thereupon reIapsed into sis
lence aud the official, engrOssed with other
duties, forgot his case until the train left
POughkeePsiO about half a mile to the rear.
when recOlIecting himself, he hastily backed
the cars to the station, and rushing up to the
troublesome passenger, cried out:
This is POughkeepsie. Hurry up and got
Of. We are behind time"
"Oh thank you" deliberately drawlcd tho
guardian questiOner; "but am going thro. "
My daughter cautioned me particularly to take
. pill at POughkeepsic. That's ALL"
The pill was takeu-and SO was the joke
by the passengers.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1871-07-11

"A little boy, who had been told that he
must never ask for anything to cat when away
from home, went into a neighboring house one
day when the lady CHANGED to DO irving
doughnu;s.
All said he, you are cooking
Aware that he had been we'll trained and.
anxious to see if his appetite would get the
better Of his manners, the lady did not give
him any of the douShnuts
well, said he, returning to the subject
your cakes look nice
ooh, very NICE said the lady, they are the
best ever cooked
After playing with cat a while, he re-
marked
And they smell NICE
oh, yes, they smell NICE was the lad7's
tantaliziDS answer.
well said the boy, suppose if any little
child that was hungry should como in hero
when you were cooking that you would give
him something to eat?'
Well, yes, I think l would
well, said he after another turn with tho
cat, guess must so home for am very
hungry:
1t is needless to add that he got dough-
nut.
-"Arrah, Pat, and why did marry 70 ?
Just tell me that for it's myself that's had
to maintain ye ever since the blessed day that
father OFlannagan sent me home to yer
house" "Swate jewel" replied Pat, not rel.
ishing the charge, land its myself that hopes
may live to see the day when yo're widow
weeping over the cold sod that covers me
then, by St. Patrick, I'll see how ye get along
without me, honey"
-SPurgeon thinks some ministers would
make good martyrs-they are SO dry they
would burn well.
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PeRTICAL.
AGAGGIES WANTS AND WISHES.

GIES WANTS AND WISHES
IVant \ piece Of calico
To make my dOlla dress;
Idoesn't waut = big piece,
A yaTd'Il do gUeSs.
wish you'd fred my needle,
And md my fmble too
ha9 such heaps q SOwin'
dOn't know what 10 do.
My Hepsey tored her apron
A tum'lin' down the stairs.
And CesRF's IUst HE pantalOOnS,
And needS anCEseT pair.
WANTS my Maud q bonnet,
She hasn't none At ALE
And Fred must have = jacket,
HiS OEEer once too GmAlI.
wants to 60 to erandma's,
You promised me I might.
know she'd like to zee TneS
wants to 90 to night.
She Iets me wash the dishes,
And zee in gTandpA's watch
wish I'D free, four pennies
To buy some butter. scotch.
wants come newer mittens-
Wish you'd knit me some.
Cause most my fingers freezes,
They leaks 50 in the FUN.
IWOre'j 'em out last summer,
A Oullin' Georges Sled;
Wish you wouldn't laugh 81
Il hurts me In my head.
wish I had = cookie,
I'm hungTy'sI can be.
II you hasn't pretty large ones,
You'd better bring me free
IWISh had PIANO
Won't you buy me one to keePl
o dear! feelS 80 tired.
] Wants to go to sleep.