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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-07-07

The PARIS ARCHBIsHoPs.- While
the whole civilized world shudders at
the atrocities of the Paris Commune and
looks with horror upon the bloody retri-
button which the Theirs Government
metes out to murderers, it is curious to
note that the fate of Archbishop Oar
boy has been the usual end of his prede-
cessors in that office. Within the last
eighty years no less than four Archbish-
ops of Paris have met violent deaths.
Beginning with the reign Of terror in 1898
we find that Archbishop de Juigne went
to the guillotine with so many others of
his class. When the Bonapartes were
driven out, Cardinal Maury followed
them, going to Rome for refuge in 1915.
Fifteen years later, Monseigneur de Quel-
en- suffered at the hands of the mob, and
had his palace sacked and pulled down.
His successor, Archbishop Attire, was
killed on the barricade of the Faubourg
st. Antoine to the revolution of 1913:
and Monseigneur Sibonr, who succeeded
him, was murdered by Verger in 1857.
There seems a tragic fatality connected
with the Archbishopric of Paris, where
by martyrs crown awaits its incumbent
with tolerable certainty; and the cause
less and horrible murder of Archbishop
Darboy only adds another to the long
list Of prelates sacrificed to the demon of
misrule by the Paris mob.-Boston Post.
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For INVENTIONS, TRADE MARKS OR DESIGNS.
No. rs State St. opposite Kiby St., Boston.
4 FTER extensive practice Of upwards Of thirty
"A years, continues to patents in the United
States also in Great Britain France and other for
eign countries Caveats. Specifications. Assignments
and all papers for Patents, executed reasonable
terms with dispatch. Researches made to determine
the validity and utility of Patent of aventions,
and legal and other advice rendered in all matters
touching the same. Copies of the claims OF any pa
tent furnished, by remit l.g one dollar. Assign
ments recorded in Washington.
No Agency in the United States, possesses superior
facilities for obtaining Patents or ascertaining the
patentabllity of inventions.
All necessity Of journey to Washington to pro :
cure Patent, land the usual great delay there.
here saved inventors.
TESTIMONIALS.
IT regard Mr.. Eddy as one of the most capable and
slccessfu practitioners with whom have had official
intercourse.
CHARLES MASON, Com'r of Patents"
L have no hesitation in assuring inventors that
they cannot employ man competent and trust
trorhU and more capable of putting their applica-
tons in a form to secure for them an early and ia
vorable consideration at the Patent Office
EDMUND BURKE, late COm'r. of Patents"
Mr.. L. Ii. Eddy has made for me over THIRTy
almost every case. Such unmistakabIe proof of
great talent and ability his part leads me to rec
ommend all inventors to apply to him to procure
their Patents. as they may be sure of having the
most faithful attention bestowed on their cases and
at very reasonable charges.
JOHN TAGHART.
Boston. Jan. l. 1874 1-52
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-07-07

The SUPERSTITION OF VAMPIRES. -
From a case now before the high tribu-
nal at Berlin we learn that the supersti-
ton of vampires -corpses who are sup
posed to rise from their graves at night
and suck the blood of those with whom
they have held intercourse in life-is
still general among the Poles and Mag
vars. A Polish gentleman died at his
country seat at Roslasin in February
last, leaving his family in excellent
health. A few weeks after his death,
however, his oldest son was suddenly
and unaccountably taken i'll, his short
sickness ending in death. Similar cases,
though not fatal, occurred among his
near relatives. 1t was at once agreed
that the deceased must be vampire,
and that bis visits were the cause of this
repeated illness. To save himself from
the fate of his brother, the second son
determined to apply the supposed only
remedy, viz, to exhume the body, cut
off his head, and lay it with the feet,
while another person was to collect the
blood issuing from the wound to give to
the remaining relatives to drink. He
obtained the assistance of a laborer,
naturally at heavy price, but was pre-
vented on his first expedition by the in
reference of the parish priest. The next
attempt proved more successful, and the
deed was accomplished. 1t had been
observed, however, by some person in
the village, and was thus brought to the
knowledge of the authorities. The alb
surd superstition threatens to cost the
desecrater Of the churchyard three
months imprisonment. That was the
verdict in the first instance, and
though the court appeal has cancelled
the sentence, the high tribunal seems re-
solved to confirm it.-PaU Mall Gazette.
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TERMS, $50 TO INSURE

After this Year the terms toi1 be s1OO.
Payable March 1st 1872. All accidents at the risk
OF owners. The owner announces that he will give
silver pitcher every year to trotted for by Young
Aerlcas colts at four years of age as an incentive
10 breeders to bring choice Mares to his Stallion
j. G. DAVIS
70 On Agent
io-0o Brattleboro VT
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YOUNG AMERICA
THE MESSENGER TRoTTING STALLION
PEDIGREE

PEDIGREE,
rSIRE;-Hoagland's Grey Messenger, owned on Long
Island, of whom it is said he never got a colt thai
could not trot in three minutes,
DAN AND GRANDAM-Half sisters to Rysdick's
HambletOnian; both by Abdalah by Mambrino -
he by imported Messenger. His dam was also the
Dam OF Jupiter Abdallah, stallion famous on Long
Island owned by Mr.. VAN WYKE, of Flatbusb Ju-
piter Abdaliah stands at $500
PERFORMANCES.
YOUNG AMERICA trotted, when two wears old
two races on the Centreyile Course, Long Island -
one against Lady Beyins and one against Rocky
HUI, winning every heat with ease, and making the
best time on record in match. for a two-yeaT old
viz: minutes and seconds.
HIS colts are all OF more than ordinary promise a
4-yeaT-old. owned by Mr., W. NJ Parks of BROOKLYN
New ERIK, won match for $1,000 in 1870 beating a
Alley. ~ wv ~
Hazor three-year old, trotted, October, 1870. in
the Prospect Park Stake in 2:52 He was lame bat
was one oil four starters in twenty-four entries,
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-07-07

Use THE GEM STOVE POLISH. Soda
ObyF. p. Hsdley. Bellows Fslls Is
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-07-07
THE BEST

Plan for one who has the Cash. and wants his good.
cheap. Is to examine the papers, and enquire o.
friends In order to ascertain who is the man fol
his money. and the chances are nine out of ten thai
at RE9ES q BLOSSOMS will be found the
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-07-07
TO BUY CLOTHING

and would consult your own interest, you will be
sure to make them visit, for they have fine assort-
ment in Suits otherwise
10 the Ladie we would say that " the time is com
ing and now is, when the question: where to pur-
chase your
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-07-07
PLACE

to buy at the best advantage any goods in their line
They have fine assortment of Furnishing Goods
including Neck-Ties, Handkerchief paper and lin
en- Collars, Bosoms. Sleeve Buttons Suspenders and
n short everything you can wish to find in such a
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SALES AT AUCTION.

sALEs AT AUCTION.
A Lien ~ 2; a H1INSEs, AgcTIogEER s,or,p,
" i.is i HEaas r n Mi LEEDS ss MlEsk
salesrooms s6 Chambers and " Reade streets.
:. WEDNESDAY, JUNE II,
-, ALVIN O'Clock, at our saesrooms.
housenod Furniture Mirrors, Carpets, &C.. In variety.
Removed for convenience of sale.
60, THURSDAY, June IT,
speciai INSTRUMENTATION of OF May 49, beng the
OF hrst class Wines, Lquors Particulars hereafter
A Lien =. MINER, AUCTIoNEER
~ BY ALLEN :. MINER 4 BROTHER,
late HENRY n. LEEDS MINER.
tEstablished 1cE.)
salesrooma 81 Chambers and ~ Reade streets.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE H.
=, ~ l0S O'Clock. at our salesrooms,
NOS, 70 chambers and ~ Kesde streets,
Household Furniture Mirrors, Carpets 4 c., in variety.
Removed Tor convenience of sale.
,,, THURSDAY, JUNE 10,
Specia SacContlnuatOn OF the sale OF May IT, II being
tne ook OF an od importing and Jobbng house now bank
rnpt In first class Wines, Liquors. dc Purchasers the
former sale that this sale viii be OF
standard quality article being guaranteed From the
reserved STOCK VIII be offered absolutely Bourbon Whis
keys "Od Crow" McGfbons and old Monogram; Hen.
nesys oiar sne Growers Marte sazarac Cognac Bran
Seal Mateira old white Fort Red do choice imported
In boes several hundred Clarcts Barndenburg
Cruise Fills Freres and Vim Ordnare ocks Champagnes
London Gin nine IN bottle; old Holland Gin Jamaica
and Granada ku scotch ana Irish Wbskeys &C. No other
goods admitted.
THURSDAY, JUNE lb,
At ii O'Clock at the restaurant of the Brunswick HOTEL
corner of Twenty sixth street and Fifth avenue,
MORT AGE SALE
of the Furniture, Fixtures Cooking Utensils, &C., &C.
Particulars time.
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PROPOSALS..

$3.50 w. 49, $50 - .
COLONIAL SECRETARY's OFFICE, MAY 90, 1871.
~ NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
The government OF Prince Edward Island will until 18th
July next receive tenders for the construction and equip
ment of railway OF feet inches gauge from Cascumpec
to Georgetown n distance OF about f20 miles.
Payment will be made In Prince Edward Island govern
ment dcpentes bearing per cent interest," payable half
yearly, redeemable In 50 years.
Specifications may and forms Of tender and other
Information obtained the Government Engineers onice
Charot,etown, after goth June next.
No tender VIII be recognized unless made on the printed
FORM
The government bind themselves to the low
any tender. I. H. HAvILAND, Colonial Secretary
DEpARTMEgT OF DOCKS, SiS AND 34s BROADWAY,
IL New York, May 20, 1871
To oNrBAoToas.-Proposss enclosed in sealed enve-
lone and proposals for cubic yards OF
for river WALL with the bidder, will be received at
the on Department OF Docks until Saturday june
IL 1871 IL O'Clock NJ for delivering 1900 cubic yards Of
stone FOR river WALL delivered board vessels
near pier No. l North river.
blank OF specifications and agreements can be obs
JOHN T. AGNEw,
WILSON q. HUNT,
HENRY A. SMITH,,
RIGHAR NJ. HENRY,
WILLIAM WOOD,
Commissioners,
J. GuEsvrrIr KANE
Secretary.
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HELP wANTED-MALEs.

A SMART, ACTIVE BOY wANTED-IN AFANCY SILK
n goods house. Address, giving age &c, box 1867 Post
office.
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NV
w public auction, on Monday, June ~, 1871, at IL
O'Clock board the foot OF Twenty eighth street,
East river, where she be at all reasonable
hours the iron steamboat Metropolitan formerly by
the Police Department Of the CITY OF York She about
l35 feet in length 2 feet beam and feet depth OF hold with
oscllating engine stroke and 80 inch cylinder.
Terms OF sacTen be paid TO the collector Of
city the time and place of SALE the balance wih
three days his Office, in the Court House, upon dev
Of the vessel.
RICHARD r. CONNOLLY,
Comptroller of the city of New York
NEW YORK, CoMPTRoLLERs OFFICE, June 8, ISL.
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. oBERv soMERvILLE. AUCTIoNEER-oFFICE 81.
IL F,ftH axs1Sf cgFP SE HH0uTSspA AESsk

ROBERT sOMERvILLE win sell al auction on Tuesday,
June Is, ut ION O'clock ut the PRIVATE RESIDENCE 23
Seventh avenue, Twsntyhret street, Household
Furniture, Carpets, Mirrors, Pianos.
Black walnut bedroom Suits marble tops fine Cured Hair
feather Pillows Bosters Wardrobes Lounges
Chairs black walnut extension Tables fine Brussels Carpets
Ocloths Mating black walnut Parlor Suits in reps and
haircoh, Curtains Mirrors enameed Paror Suits pieces
in EACH In fine ordcr chamber Toilet Sets, Lace Curtains
black walnut Etagere marble top; Vases fine mahogany
Sofa Beds, Dining Room Furniture, Clocks Vases,
geiher with large assortment OF Kitchen Utensils, &C.
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A UCTION SALE-ON MONDAY MORNING, JUNE H.
n at l0H o'clock, 100 lots gnifcent Household
Furniture of the private L. Tenth street,
tween broadway and Firth avenue near Fifth
~ octave Pianoforc rich PArlor Suits
walnut Chamber Suits Mattresses Mirrors Curtains Paint,
ngs Clocks Bronzes Glass, China and Silver Cutlery
Servants and Kitchen Furniture, &c.
(. NICHOLS, Auciioueer.
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A LDRIDGE & WOOD
will sell ut auction,

on THURSDAY, June It,
at go o'clock, on the premises, at
Marion, Thirteenth ward Jersey City, N j.,
One elegant three and basement French roof House, Is
Closets pressure baths, water closets
&C.; tine three story French roof Dwelling;
nice two story Cottage;
also 40 desirable Building Lots;
All In tho immediate vicinity of st. James Hotel Fine
Streets water only eight minutes by New
Jersey Railroad from Jersey City ferry Cortland or Des
brosses street 81 trains daily also three lines horse
running 10 minutes Newark avenue and Academy
being paved with Belgian pavement from this
perry to the Jersey City ferry for beauty Of location
roundngs perfect heathfuness and accessibility
point In the vicinity of New York from
Of the city bel Canal street be reached in less time
than Fourteenth and much
comfortable For particulars, tickets and
maps of property apply to ALDRDGE WOOD, Auction
Hudson City LEWIS f. WOOD 10 Montgomery street,
Jersey city, GILES, WALES CO.. Is Maiden lane, N. Y.
In OF sale will be held In St. James Hotel.
Take l2 N. or r. NJ. train foot Cortlandt street.
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A ri Hk sAhE. JOHNSTON, AUcr1osERR,

"A ARCHIBALD JOHNSTON, AUCTIONEER
81 NASSAU STREET, OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE.
Our final and peremptory sale of tie most important
Works OF Art including the balance and choicest Pictures
city other artists, together with the private
lection of eminent connoseur comprsng excellent
amples the following distinguished French
Belgian and Dusseldorf artists -
VIM. Hart, A. d. Shattuck, N Diaz,
A, +. TAFT, G. c. 9riswold, II. Schesinger,
j. b. Bristol w. +. DeHaas, A. +. Monfalet,
A. r. Bellows, j. Pope David Col,
W. L. Sonntag II. A. Loop, L. Robb,
s. Coman, j. G. Virgins, F.. yerboeckhovcp,
j. r. Cropsey, Zuber Buehler Portfolio,
George Hall, j. B. Ale. Beranger, De voge,
j. w. Casile3r. Theodore Frerc, Theodore Gerard,
j. G. Brown. Emil Lambnet, W. vershuur,
j. r. Kenseti f. Hubln, L. Schaefels,
j. Farman, c. Trayon, b. c. Koekkoek,
and many others of equal merit.
Parties DESTROYS of procuring fresh and admirable paint
ings will find this "a opportunity.
The above exhibition by gasight. and will be
auction, without Thursday Friday
June is and ID, by
JOHNSTON L VAN TASSELL., Anctioneers,
commencing each day Al IL O'Clock.
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A RICH. JOHNSTON, AUCTIONEER
II BY JOHNSTON & VAN TASSELL,
ONCE 81 Nassau street, opposite Post onlce.

THURSDAY, JUNE Is, 1871,
nj - O'Clock, at the Exchange Saesroom Ill Broadway
valuable Private Residence,
SO East Fourth street. between Third avenues
The three and basement nigh stoop brick House,
with marble nantes, marble tile hall elegantly frescoed
,hroughout about 20 feet front BIZ IS feet deep lo
elegant Gas Chandeliers and Fixtures; under cellar
with extension wine vault The house is occupied
the present owner and he has spared expense
most perfect and desirable residence most eligible
and desirable neghborhood.
This will afford good opportunity for parties seeking
residence in that part of the city the property must be
SOLD.
Tcrms-One.hrd cash, balance bond and mortgage
five years
For further particulars apply to the Auctioneers
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JACOB BOGART, AUCTIONEER
q Marshais sale-MoNDAY, June l2
ii O'Clock, the auction No. North william
street, II barrels Pilot Bread, Sacks Salt. Bags Table
Salt lot Old Iron Wrapping Paper, Platform Scales Chests
Tea, Soap, Canned Fruit Liquors, Brandy, Gin,
JOHN H. HITLER Marshll
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NJ. CRIsTALAR, AUCrIONEER

NJ. CRIsTALAR, AUCrIONEER
"A. Furniture China Glass and Plated Ware
Melodeon, 5arber's Chairs &c, &C.
To pay storage charges and advances.
A. NJ. CRISTALAR will sell Monday June IL, at 5a8
Broadway, Houston street. at 10Y O'Clock large quau
Tor Suits, Extension, Card Library and Centre Tables Hal
Stands Mirrors Ornamenta Hsreess ic Of Books, Walking
Canes Pipes CHINA, Class and Plated Ware Chairs
for country houses, six Bsrbcrs Chairs &C. Sale posi-
tive and to pay storage charges and
fublc invited. -.@.-s, FIR
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DY NJ. DOUGHTY, AuCTIONEEP.
ID sell Monday, June ~ IL o'clock the sales
~ Nassau street. large and general all
kinds Of Paror. Chamber and Dining Room Furniture,
Brussels and Ingram Carpets China Crockery, Desks
Showcases Counters Gas Fixtures &c Sale perenptory
(toLE MURPHY, AUCTIONEERS- WILL SELL ON
~ Thursday June 5 at II O'clock their salesroom, 39
Fulton street, Brooklyn.
300 BUILDING LOTS, NEAR PROSPECT PARK,
belonging Kings BY order the Board OF Super
ylsors. salesroom.
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BuDget Of Jim.

An UNFORTUNATE ANswER.-At an ex-
animation of Princeton class in theology by
DR.. Hodge, the Professor said "Tell us what
We think here to be q correct view of the
atonement." sour doctrine" replied the
student, sis that Christ had specific end in
view in making an atonement, and that he
died only tor the elect" "Well, what do
they teach on tins point at New Haven ?"
"Oh, DIR. Taylor holds quite different view
He teaches that God SO loved the whole world
that He gave His only beg0tton Son, that
whatsoever believed in Him should not perish
but have everlasting life" 1t has never been
decided which was the greater, the ccnster-
nation OF DIR. Hodge at such an unfortunate
answer, or the amusement of DR.. Taylor when
the story reached his ear.
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A good story is told of old Johnny McGill,
who resided during the war in East Tennessee.
Guerilas representing both parties kept it so
warm that in forsaken region that 1t was
dangerous to belong to either side. At last
McGill was overtaken ny party whose pol.
tiles he could not even guess at, and the fol-
lowing dialogue ensued: "Sir, are you a
union man ~ mo, sir" replied McGill.
care you rebel them" "No, sir" Then
what in the devils name are you - roared
the captain. "Well, SIR hesitatcd McGill,
"to tell the truth, I'm nething-and but
darned little Of that"
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Somebody writes to the Washington Capita!
as follows; 'rll just tell you a good Joke.
The other day one Of the High Joints said to
pretty girl where are all your handsome
men The ladies are all very well but. pom
my soul, you know, haven't seen a hand
some man since I've been here sAh,' said
the young lady, sweetly, but you have hand.
some men in Eagland, | presume = ON
yes, OF course, We have plenty of them ,
Then, why she asked did not the Queen
send one here
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John Rouse why wilt thou do so." This
was said by Thomas Hazard, one of New
Bediord's substantial Quaker merchants sixty
years ago, to John Rouse, a negro III his en-
ploy. whom he found before magistrate. and
that not for the frat time. charged with
stealing. Why wilt thou do so, thou foolish
man: thou always gets caught" Why
Massa Hazard, says Johnny, Il don't get
caught Aalfthe time"
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Three little girls who had very carefully
buried in garden IN Portsmouth, n. H., the
dead body of pet bird, after consultation
sent one of their number into the house to in
quire ri people didn't sing at funerals. On
being told that they often did. the messenger
ran back, and IN a few n nutes the three were
seen standing hand in hand around the little
mound, sravely singing, "Shoo fly, don't bod.
der me-
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An exchange tells us that twenty wears 40

An exchange tells us that twenty years ago
Leland Stanford arrived in California with
only one shirt TO his back. Since then by
close attention TO business, he has contrived
to accumulate a triiie of ten millions" We
do not know Mr.. Stanford, and Of course are
wholly unable to say whether he has a re-
markable weakness for getting his clothes
dirty; but, even supposing such TO be the
case, we cannot imagine how he can possibly
find use for ten million shirts. Surprising,
for instance that Leland wore them all once
every year, that would give HIM 1887 shirts
day, or 1ijl an hour, or about 10 every
minute. Mr.. Stanford then must work very
hard all the time, taking oil those shirts and
putting them on
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An old freedman, living near Starkvllle,
Miss is very anxious to see the ku- kluX.
According to the Starkville N.c Era. He
hear folks say dey is spirits, and if dey is an
gels he wants TO talk to em would like to see
an angel an dis earth, dat he is not afraid of
EN- he can refer his character to anyone bout
here, da. he has done nothin': but if dev is
evil spirits, it is d. bad hell dat can't hold
en-
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Rector to Farmer Giles: How came You
to put my horse into the pound, Giles ~
Giles: For trespass, yer reverence He was
looking over into my garden" Rector: And
where is the trespass - Giles He would if
he could and vos was sayi9" on Sunday as
how the intention was IA bad the act"
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Talleyrand used IL be worried about his
autograph, and to one OF his prosecutors lie
thus wrote: "Wi!l you oblige me with your
company to dinner on Wednesday next, at
s O'Clock have invited number of ex-
ceedingly clever persons, and DO not like to be
the only fool of the lot
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Clergymsn's wife who takes great interest
in her industrial school)-"Jane Brown, I'm
sorry to hear from your mistress that YOU are
not diligent at your needle work Now, YOU
know who II is that finds work for idle hands
to do r. Jane Brown (artfully thinking 10
propltlate)-" you please, m, yeou do. IN =
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An ingenious tailor sug- pockets in
gen.aamen's coat sleeves for IL convenience
OF ladies to whom an arm is Ared in cold
weather. The invention is SEA crly needed :;
woman is sure to find her way TO Il mans
pockets wherever they are placed.
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TEACHER.-'Tommy what doe, hair
spell p Apt Pupil-"Dunno, sir" Teacher
WHY, you numskull, what have you got on
your head 2 Apt Pupil dunno sir, but
| think it bees a flea ~
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In some parts Of Germany there exists law
which runs thus: "Ary persons drinking in
an alehousc on Sunday, or other holiday, NAV
legally depart without paying"
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The foreman ola New Orleans jury indorsed
a verdict for manslaughter thus: "Verdic
with nuns sluter matthews"
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il
the
the
Insurance
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A certain school master is accused of in.
toxication because he read from the bible,
"And the cock wept thrice, and Peter went
out and crew bitterly"
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careless patentcxaminer, the other day,
certified stray copy Of Mr. Greeley's autho.
graph, as draft ola patentable Improvement
in subsoil plows.