The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-04-01
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IN old bachelor says that .-vris NE i,af OF to
'x< ben would not amount to snytt ;-'y~ 'fCaHy,
lps-l luse they would keep denying IN, sbery sso
~ enough to vote until they got "a ~ ke
Ise interest in politics.
During dense fog Mississippi t,a,, took
4 nding.S a traveller, anxioa o., ['abead,
Ia se to th, unperturbed nlaragcr 1f 75e wheel,
asked BY the boas1s.PpP,f Sc q. t,Lo3 G t.ct
tH ID, 80 but till the bier bosts We ainst gong
,Et way" Passenger went to bed satisfied.
be st. Joseph (SIo.) H raid says there, ueFer
b IRE was so much game 40 shat eity ak As the
stsent time, and thus ennfnerates Keno
rasbits, faro, wild turkey, billiards. aaails.
sos s1-ip, elk, rondo, buffalo meat Chinese back
m mon, squirrels, monte, prairie chickens,
.3re. tame fowls of every description, roulette,
~ S-tailed deer, Jsn-pins, bear meat, chuck-a-
9<k !, mountain sheep, dominOes, sage hen, pigeon
%, oysters, etc.
The editor Of the Cy1thiaEG Nelos, in making
% appeal to his subscribers who are in arrears
b pay up, says - We hope they will settle
EtkAout delay. Not that we Want the money
~ no! Our'ink is given to US, we steal our
,sper, and we WIN our ur----s' 1900 - seven
'f 30 1t costs US no ~ 0ry siness.
1tFertheless, as a mat se--...-r. 10. n. and
. sase their conscience vii take What they
{ Tie following rich scene r--nlly occurred IN
ne Of our courts Of thc Judge
Ip1 u -sa witness Rotterdam
-t vOur natiyP .'I pc no
y rs . What your -sr tongue -
slo mGdder- l5s That did you
III Learnt What Ei.. :, id you speak in the
ID lie2 % saI ia - -~peii no language i'm de
", ~ I only CRY IN " 1otcb ~ re was
-nsrll laugh, IN which q e Ju..ze, ~, and
b en-- .,oined-' The Witness was interrogated
q further abOus hisfnsfiye language.
The following, BIZ josh BilIings, isopIy a triae
nieriDr 10 some passages In Th0nboh's 80 Sea-
ms" by which noble pOca it vas evidently
espired. Spring camb tha 5ehr as much as
itbal- Hail, butuOus virgin 5000 years old
I'd upwards. hale and hearty old gal, weleom
eF New York state and parts aacent Now the
'ifis jaw, now the cattle holler, now the pigs
cream, now the geese warble, now the kats sigh.
nd nature is frisky; the virtuous bedbug and
Ne nObby eOckrOach are singing Yankee DoocIe
vi Coming thru tine rhi.' Now may be seen
te musketeer, that grey outlined critter Of des-
4hy, solitary and alone, examining his last years
tll' and now is heard. with the naked ear, the
parse, shanghigh brawling in the barnyard.'
At this season of the year any information
Vito respect to the expulsion Of mosquitoes fruIn
room is sure to be acceptable. A writer in
'outh Carolina paper says Il have tried the
flowing, and find 1T to work like charm.
Lhke OF gum camphor piece about One-third
ne size OF an egg, and evapOratc it by placing it
Y tau vessel, and holding it over a lamp or
nndle, taking care that it does not ignite. The
'noke viii soon ELL the room and expeI the
posquItoes One night [ was terribly annoyed
y them, when thought of and tried the above,
Y Ter which never saw or heard of them that
'lght, and the next morning there was not one
b be found IN the room, though the window had
'een left open air that night
n CUSHING WELCOME. An ancient Eastern
maiden, one Susan b. Anthony by name is
pming to this city to deliver a series of lectures
Als antique harridan is welcome We long for
IT with mighty longing; we yearn for the
1,Iu = cackle OF her cracked larynx we pant for
lne lively patter OF her tlreless toDouei How
Pheertully we shall fall upon her skinny neck and
FeeP-hoW lovingly encase her in our sinewy |
Hrns-how smihngiy impale her upon our nen
enu Eosist her IN the blaze of righteous ridicue
4 ne waters OF anticipation drench our month |
FIth delicious frigidity. Come. Soozie. ma
,onrneen tot hitherward and unbuckIe tbv |
; audset OF peerless platitudes-shake ont H.
Fealth of wondrous words Unfold thv tale,
--Erch0nge.
Mark Twain says OF his horse: ssI have
horse by the name of Jericho He is a mare
IaEe seen remarkable horses before but none 50 |
remarkable as this. 1 wanted a horse that would
by, and this fills the bill. / had an idea that
laylng indicated spirit Ii II u feourect haze
pc most spirited horse on earth. He SHES at
Ferything he comes across with the ut.nopt
',alartlality- He appears to tc-r mortal dread
telegraph poles especially; ara :. Is fiSabate
mat these are on both sides of rad ssnse
ns 1t Is now, nerer al off twice In So IN
Fs,,-th~ anne side If I fell on the same sids
'siSs Sssit would g-t monosonous aftpS a while.
Tx creature has shied at eyeryfsinIe ie hes sssD
sO-daJ exeepi hay-staelR. He waik ! sr, % tha
vita an intrepiaifSy and zesolutenes- -t ~,
2 astonishing And 1t would III aIy. : lrin ~
To see how he rreseryel 81. - l-r,.,..
500 " me psszepee ef q l...rIey 4 .el1- :. Ihis
dare-devii bravery will be the death this horse
some day. He is not particularly f-st, but /
shiHk-be shf<ao all che work 4 VISA T. He has
only one FAULT his tail has been chor "a Of. or
else he nae sat down on it too hard s5n1 time or
other, and has to fight the aies viii 3 heels
This Is all very well, hut when he 4 10 kick a
hy or the tep Of his head with his f)ot.it
ls too much cf a variety Ee is , 10 eel
himself into trouble that way sOl ~ He
reaches round and bites my legs, to do ncr
care particuiarly about tlIatAonlyH not like
to see horse too sociable "a