The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-03-03
HCES8ORINGS.

Gen. Juban Early is said to bsadyisg
Of consumption.
-Four female physicians have their signs
out at South Bend, Ind.
New Haven has 80 miles of streets, and
only A Of them paved.
y~L~J.- - --- ~ i- . - 1k..s
a thorough rogue.
Beef tea is the latest fashionableagoay
at Washington receptions.
The police force of Tallahassee, Florida,
is composed entirely ofnegroes.
A seat Of learning in Ohio-A Gresian
bend composed Of newspapers.
An English druggist has contracted 70
make 1000, 900 pills in two weeks.
A gent lately caught cold BY Kissing
lady's snowy brow. Served himrighe.
Louisiana alligators have devoured six-
teen amend ments for the current year.
The estate OF the late William Barret,
of Richmond is supposed to be worth $780,
600.
Governor Senter, Of Tennessee. receives
about FIVE requests per day, fer parasss
for eonyicts.
There are 400 ex.Confedcrate officers
holding commissions in the South Amer
lean armies.
The cold weather in the South has kill
ed thousands Of orange trees in. Elerida
and Georgia.
A "leading citizen" Of Boston recently
requested information about firm thst
sold oJtong tea
There is a man in Wayne county, Ten
nessee, lis years old, who takes four
mile walks for pleasure.
DIR: Hammond says strychnine will cure
| Spiritualism. There is no doabt about
tin this world.
The ice-dealers of Philadc:pnia are ju-
bilant, the supply thus far obtained ex-
eeeding that of late years.
Il clergyman in Quincy. ILL.,, thinks
more Of a shotgun than ofany other Chris
tian present received by him.
4 young man Of Allegheny city, BIT
| ten by dog seven mouths ago, has just
fallen victim to hydroptobia.
| Mrs Sarah ii. Vauderwarker, Of Titus
Tille has been confined to her bed for
thirty-eight years. by disease Of the
spine.
4 Newcastle shoemaker recently re-
ceived the following order: "Cend me
pair Of esq. toad shooze." The shoes were
sent.
Little fish have proper idea of business.
Not being able to do better they start on
a small scale.
Stages run SO slow In some parts of
Vermont, says Boston journal, that the
chickens make practice of roosting on
the axles.
"Have drink, Dock 2" inquired an ac-
quaintance of friend the other day.
s.Thank you, but never-refuse," Was
the reply.
An Ohio gentleman wants to cut the
strings of fifteen millions Of corsets, sup
posed to be contracting the chests OF -
many citizens of the United States.
Gentlemen walking should keep their
hands in their pockets. It shows their
figure to advantage, keeps their hands
warm, and out of other peoples pockets,
The substantial citizens of Amherst
county (Ya.) repudiate the proceedings
of reputation meeting recently held by
some discontented individuals In that
county.
/ Mark Twain says they at once ascertain
ed who raised prizepumpkina at the New
York Agricultural Fair by trying Mr..
Greeley's hat on it. The authorship was
recognized.
| An Arkansas editor lately issued his
paper without editorial matter, but with
paragraph at the head of the leading
column in which be declared that the
wives of his subscribers had so occupied.
his attention In calling to show their ba-
bies that he had no time to attend to any
thing else.
A man in Fort Wayne, Iud., lost hi.
wife, aud had stone erected over hcs
grave. He married second wife, and
when she died he had the gravestone
split, and it then served for the two de,
parted. He proposed to the third ester
day, and the lady quantity remav ked :
: Il do not believe that stone will spli
again"
T,rr D., Nrrs Von ~