New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-11-12

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3,,- Cisy-Hew They Talk.

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The I'VE Meet h Psrasr h k.n,.,
l,,-4e Ctsy-How They Talk.
We have read the Atehison Pntr;ot for
many months, not with the expectation Of
| finding anything In It, but to make the
assurance that came over as on first tearing
of the wrapper that there was nothing in
it, doubly sure. In time, ~ this assurence
was % made from day 20 day with the reg
ularity Of clock work, We had come to
regard it the champisn worthless paper of
tho world. This only shows how people
may be deceived. There 10 latent talent
| somewhere about the Office which broke
bounds the other night, and got of the fol-
lowing good things. We apologize for our
Janauschek IL all the way from old Ger
many, and Lander Is al the way from
Britannia. Tho one has learned to drop the
Teutonic accent, the other has revolution
lied the letter III. and talks American"
They both met IN Kansas City ON satur-
day night. Janausehek was doing Marie
Stuart ct Coates opera house.
These two queens met In Q quiet parlOr
and had 9 &lk. Janauschek made the fol.
lowing advance:
"Ahi how You vas, nohow, all der
Leader, smiling, replied:
"..Appy has ha big sunflower. Hi ham
delighted to see you."
"Ah! you vas r
'Yaw," first Dutch for Lander.
The ice was broken and the two en-
bfaced.
"Sit down, INV dear, and lot rs have a
little talk, /" said Janaaschek, laughing.
"Hill take : sla.s hof hale my DEAR if
Jsuauschek smiled and ordered the
'.hale," calling ont to the bell boy, 'He.e,
you little fellow. and bring me zvei glass
lager beer"
> s.Why, Janauschekr' said Lander, throw
"Why, Lander ~ replied the queen Of
tragedy, ~ had big house tonight and
Lander: Why you didn't get tipsy over
Janauschek: What would people say if
they knew how We carried ON OF the stage.
Lander: Don't speak of it, the very walls
have ears. y 49,,
Janaushek: That's pun from Puck, my
dear. 1901
corfOund that jawbreaker II name that
you have. Why don't you get . divorce and
change it; but soy thsres . fellow here
struck after me. Thinks I'm young. Haha,
amt it funny?
Jauauschek: That's nothing. Lander; the
local Of the Journal Of C0sssssree has been
crazy ever since came hero. sent him .
and al. say, Lander, amt it funny to be
Lander: Well, sometimes, when you have
IN sppreciative audience; but don't ever 20
70 ST. 10. Oh, its horrible!
Janauschek: Horrible I
Lander: Yes, indeed. Why, don't You
think they sent me word to read for the
L.. e ~ H.
lost al my clothes there, too. guess Chi
cago didn't help me much. Avoid it, my
Dutch girl, and 20 to Cincinnati.
JanAuschek: Cincinnati7 Pshaw! And
get my pay in sausages and spare-ribs! Not
any, il you please.
Lander: Then 60 to LeaSenworth.
Janauschek: No, thank you. don't
play for funerals. a--.
Lander: Atchison is . very nice place.
Janauschek: Yes (theatrically). Such
life. have heard. Such beautiful hills
and romantic dells. Yes, II like to 70
there.
Lander: Yes, Janaus-(confound that
name anyhow, and such lovely men.
Janauschek: Menl
Lander: Yes! Oh, the noblest men you
ever saw: They come upon the stage and
the scenes and start the-ah-the sensation
for you.
Janauschek: Sol
Lander: Yaw!
Janauschek: Now you are making fun Of
me.
Lander: No, haint.
JAnauschek: And you don't like St. Joe
Lander: No. Why, they wanted me to
stay there and give . reading for the benefit
Of their bridge-ha, ha, ha Rich!
Janauschek: Wen, I declare, who said
that!
Lander: "Buck."
Jsnauschek: You call him Buck for
abort!
Lander: Yes, Shakesperean name in full.
Janauschek: Oh-Help-Oh-looka there
catch me (She falls.
Lander: Look where-Oh, Janaus-
Dutchman-Dutch girl-ay-what on earth
is the matter!
Janauschek: Why, why-there's man
under the bed; oh, dear, we are ruined,
Lander, ruined forever!
Lander: Let's faint and give him q chance
to get out;
Janauschek: Well said-here goes.
They both tumble over-paregorically
speaking, and the man under the bed tum-
bles out, meets the bell boy on the steps
with the lager and ''hale," knocks him
down, drinks the drinks and disappears.
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