The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31
"VVhaI-s Ihe Matter with Ihar
Nose"-'


Snyder kept 4 beer saloon some years ago over
nit the Gzindsioue Factory in KeuzinssoWu. Say
der was p0uuderous Teuton Of very iEascible TEN.
per" sudden and quick in quarrel getting mad
in 5 minute Nevertheless ms saloon was great
resort ioT the boys, partly because of the excellence
ofhis beer and partly because the boys liked 10 chat
old Suyder, as IGey called him. Tor alIhouEa his
bark Was terrific. experience had ssssai them thai
be wouldn't bite
One day Snyder was missing, and ii was explain
e. By his irau," Who jerked TIE beer that day,
"ihai he had gone out fishing nit der Poys." The
next day one Of lie boys, who was particularly
fond Of .'roasiing" old SNYDER, dropped in TO get
glass Of beer. and discovered Suydrrs nose, which
was big one Al any line but which vas swollen
and bsierod by the sun until il looked like dead
ripe tomato
'.Wby. Suy6er. what's the matter with your
nosrsr said the caller.
u peen ont hshing init der poys, replied SNYDER,
laying his finger ieades,y against his probo>eis.
The sun il pees moi ike Ash ter iel, ard purus
ny nose. Nice nose, don't i,y' And Snyder view
Cd ii with look Of eomic4l sadness in TIE little
mirror back OF The bar.
il entering az once into The mischievous fellow
in from; OF the bar TO play trick upon Snyder, he
wen; ont and called half dozen OF his comrades,
with whom be arranged that they should drop 10 q,
the saloon. one after another, and ask Snyder.
What's the matter with sha, noses8 TO see how
long he woala stand il The nan who put M the
sob went in with companion; seziiuE themselves
ST the table they called for beer Snyder brought il
TO them, and the new conner exclaimed, As soon as
he saw him
"why, Snyder. what's the matter with your
noseg"
u yust tel your friend I qeea out fishing nit der
poys. mt de san he burn, 'era-tWa la-er-3en
cents. al right
Another Of The boys came rushing in, exelaim
ing
"Hauo. boys: you're ahead Of ne this tine;
spose I'm in. though Here, Snyder, bring me
glass OF lager and Al here be appelred 70 c4icl
sudden GLIMPSE OF Suyder's nose, looking moueu;.
and then burss ont lzughinE)-'-H Ia, ha, Why. Suy-
der. whst-ha, hzl-vha;'s the matter with that
nose 5"
suyder. OF course. couldn't see any fun in having
il laughed Al, aae he says IN tone s;eruly
emphstie-
TIVE peea ont fishing mil der poys on the
SehOoiikin The sun i,vse hot like IS he'll, uut
l,u-ui my pugle Now. das ish more rui don't
-
purui mine nose. mont il >
:. Barn Your nose-ouru al your hair Of yolT
head, ior What care, yon neeen't "a mad about
it,
Il uas evident thai SNYDER wouidu't stand uoTe
than one more fVezk II that nose for be Was Tramp
inr around behind tue har and growing s7ound liss
an exasperaie6 old bear in his Gaze
Another o. his torEneutcrs walked IN some one
siucs ori 10 him - Have glass oi beer. Biilg
DaI'f care about any ocrr. sars Billy = but
you may give mr. one OF your bsss ri-ars--hs- Ia,
la Ia b. hot he be /, ilAl ha- ha ha- la, Why
la Ia hst-whv. Snvder-Who Nhs-ha-al Ia
Ia WHAT'S the mzfier with daf noses
Snveer Was absolutely frzrfsl 10 behold BY this
time His lace was purple with rz-e- al except his
nose. which : owed ike ball II hre- Leaning his
rouderous figure isr over the bar, and TaisinE hls
I'm aioft 70 emphasize Lis words with l. he fairy
roAred- =
.Pre been on fishing nit ter povs- The sun il
pese hot like inflammation / purnt my nose
Nnu rou no Ike dose nose. Eou ust tsse cal Dose
mn u---urr-urin- vour tam American Singers mi
EN- Dal's the Kind Of man vui an.