The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1871-10-29
- ,rnInp Star and Catholic Messenger:
-SrW ORLEANS. SUNDAY. OCTOBER ~ .o'.
WIT AND WIsD0M.
W.T. AND WISDOM.

The last cup OF caEooso 40 So n
hic-cup. IT.. Mo,,t q
onery-What is the circumference OF the q
waste of timef Ia
When is emile behind time1 "hen ~
is a little laughter.
who was Richard the Third before he
was "himself again"
Iniurious perfume to a beautiful woman
The essence of thyme.
Doctor-Have you taken any reneuy :
patient-No, but I've taken lots OF pnss's'
Poverty, like other buliies, Is 1ormaGao nc
onl > to those who show they arc "'''A "
r. s.
o,h. host seats in the theatres are appro-
.;a4ed nv the mauagers-they are the re-
ceipts. 49,. r,;.,a, Rs.
Why are books your best i,iend pc
WY on can shut them up without Offend
ing them. q, ,na tho bride
106. They were marrieo w''"o"' 'Ao WV
sent of their parents ., =.
Gan sa;I 10 resemble an ape, simply be-
nanse her fingers are 'mong keys1
vo,no ladies in New Haven are learning
1 nTaw ffha violin. The idea Of having four
striEngs to their bow is fascinating. sAi
Hungarian Proverb.-The man who
IN his wedding day starts as neo.enans
in the family will never get promoseo'
We must not always speak aL tnss u, we
kno"M ,,oniI he what he thinks-otherwise
it II knavery.
Dorkev boy" Donkey. slong as
Iina Tor tnppence" Child Of financial
;S,;ndH" HIN. Will you let me have nail
a. long as like for penny !"
poarder-aThis tea seems very weak
r.-A1oAv-ss Well. i tUl0R
MRS. n Ss he the warm weather. feel weak
~ in fact every body complains"
s.hoo,mistress-" johnny, I'm ashamed
eam When was your ageI could reat
= syyaii "a I do now" johnny" Aw! 6u
you'd a different teacher 10 WHAT "o'
n got" ...h;,
The word is sssheep" in bis mouth: Seem
an ironclad, he said to a boy, Is dis va
sheen ono" answered the boy, Its
&# RAM" -,
& fellow feeling.-Indignant old lad:
"a "Guard, do You allow smoking in snis w Sua
partment ?" obligng Gn nhiect We can ia
nj draw o. the pipe" ;,
"Where do you hail from Z" queried
81 Yankee of traveller: mere w a. q
font" "I don't rain !, ct ALL, sal1 h haI
&a tonished Jonathan. Nesthef y" A"''
&* mind your own business"
,|2& The greatest OF JOIucAS 40 VIZ I,
~ ~ a witness, bore the court, ch!sel MS o.te
5 augur the gains, floor a witness, oI'
1k4 hoard. nail the case, hammer the desk,
&# his bill, and gouge the whole conniuhi's
M cheerful sarant has discoveIea u
# mosquitoes are a pr pro viaeu;;", ihat in su
ETA disease, upon the suppositlon tna1 ~ ,;o
## mer the human system ls peculiarly Ia
&# 10 fever. and the insects, by depicting
M ouantitv of blood, get up coun'ei'
~ ton. ~
W. A youngster, whilst perusins sn" az
We If Genesis, turning to his inotner, inqu.
e the neople in those days used to 90 s!
E on the ground. 1t was discovered .ha'
E8 had been reading the passage, r'a
E sons of men multiplied upon the iae
Nh the earth"
Ha An H;bernian, when he was shoMn
b& lofty rooms in the palace OF iAehsins
tz nHsyed "a b,st that he could produce d
H. >rho conld not stand straight in them.
~ onrse the wager was Immediately Ia
~ Ie however, produced hunchoacs'
pocketed the money.
Appropriate Names. For a pti
wife. EN-; for sports wife, Betty,
iawyer,s wife, Sue; for Transfers
CARTE for a fsherman's wife. Net-ty
a shoemaker's wife, Peggy; tor d :"
mans vile, Matte; for an auc!eol
wife, Bid dy; for cheH iso Sr;Ine.i
sour major" says an Anie rs,
chad very long feet, and also a 1 nns
threw every one but the major. ono q
ing the major's servant was OUT OUT :, y
narade. ground with the horse, anu as
cot thrown off, when one OF the BOYS
IN and said, Il know why tue no asI
throw the major .W WHY Won see, IL
ior's got such long feet that 'he
thinks he is in shafts"
Mr.. NJ, of Oxford, don't object to
n hired man do q full days work; a.
30 we should judge from the follo w ~
A short time ago q man went 10 III
B for work. Mr.. NJ. sent him piowing
a forty acre field. After he hao
E faithfully all day, until the sun wv was
H half an hour high, he expressed nlS
that it was about time to quit VOTE lo
no." said Mr.. NJ, you can plow ar .
or eight times more just as wen
So the hired man plowed arounu n
eight tSa1es, then went to the hou
care of his team, milked nine COWS,