Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-12-15

Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis,
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant ana
Efectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, lnyoun-
tary Discharges, Impotency, General Debility,
Nervousness. Dyspdpeia Languor, Low SPirlts'
Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart,
Timidity, Trembling, Dmness Of Sight, or Gla-
SKn SiT Affections of the Liver Lungs stomach
| or Bowes-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Iouth-secret and SOL
itary practices fatal to their victims tnan
the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Y ulys-
ses, bighting their most brilliant hopes or ah-
tcipatiOns, &c
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice, and dreadful ana oestrGeuGTe .nT',
| habits which annually sweep to en- untmely
grave thousands of young men OF the most eS-
| altcd talents and brilliant intellect, VINO mlShI
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
| the thundcrs Of eloqucnce, or walked to e1tacy
| the living Tyre, may call with full conndehce.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplat
ing marriage aware OF fh{slcai WeakHess
Loss of Procreative Power-Impotencv, Ner-
vous Excita oility, Palpitation Organic Weak
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsquan
tcalon, speedily relieved.
He whJ places himself under the care OF Or. y.
NAV rcligiously confde in his honor as gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his Skill as
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Atfection-which renders lIte
miserable and marriage mpossible-ls the
penalty paid by the victims of lmprop'' Il DUG
encics. Young persons are too apt 10 commit
excuses from not being aware OF the dreadful
Il.
understands the subject will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are lost sooner by those TALL
ing into improper habits than by the prudent
Besides being deprived of the pleasure OF healthy
ollSpring the most serious and destructive symP-
TOMS of both body and mind arise The system
becomes dcrangcd, the Physical and Mental
Functions weakened. Loss of ProcreatlVe over
Nervous Irritabllity, Dyspepsia, HaPltStlon OF
the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional Depii.ty
and Wasting of thc Frame, Cough, Consumption
Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, TriAing Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison, should apply lnmedl-
atcly.
DR. JOHNSTON
Member Of the Royal College Surgery of Lon
DON Graduate of one of the most eminent COL
lrors in the United States and the greater part
of whose life has been spent i'll the hospltalSot
London, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
were ever known; many troubled with rlnglhglh
the head and ears when asleep, grcatnervouShess'
being alarmed mt sudden sounds baS ShtulneSS,
with ireuu2nt blushing, attended sometimes WILD
derungelncnt of mind, were cured Immediately
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
Dr. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence ana SOLITARY
| II h,th hDf n
them for either business, study, society or mar
rage.
These arc some of the sad and melancholy et-
fccts produced by the early habits YOUTH VIZ:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, painS III the
Head, Dimncss of Sghk Loss of Muscular Power,
Pnlpilation of the Heart, Dyspepsia Nervous
Irritabilty, Dcrangemcnt ofth Digestive Func
tions, General Debility, Symptoms OF ConsumpI
MESTAILY.-The fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded. Loss Of Memory Con-
fusion Of Ideas, Depression of Splrts EVIL FORE
bodngs, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust, Love
of Solitude Timidity, &c, are some OF the eViIs
produced.
Thousands of persons of all ages can now Judge
what is the cause of their declining health, losing
their vigor becoming weak, pale, nervous and
emuciutcd, having singular appearance aoout
the eyes, cough and symptoms OF CONSUMPTION
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by a certain prac
ticc, already described, n habit frequently learn
ed from evil companions or at school, the e1ccts
of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and
if not cured, renders marriage impossible, and
destroys both mind and body, should apply I'M
mcdatcly.
What pity that ayoung man, the hope OF
his country, the pride OF his parents, should DC
snutchcd from all prospects and enjoyment Oh
Iiii. by the consequence OF dcviatlng from the
NTH of nature, and indulging in pcrniclous
habits Such persons must before contemplate
ing
MARRIAGE.
Reflect thut a sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites to promote connuDiai
happiness, Indeed, without these the journey
through life becomes Il weary pilgrimage, Inc
nrospcct hourly darkcns TO the view, the mlno
becomes shadowed with despair, and filled with
tho IneIancholy reflection that the happiness ot
snotll.. is blghted with our own.
DISEASE OF FIMPRUDENCE.
Wbcu. misguided and in prudent votary of
,,ln,.IIr : nds that he has imbibcd the seeds Of
this ,iu al disease, it too often happens that an
il-timc, cnse of shame or dread OF discovery de-
ters him from applying to those who from educt-
| zion and responsibility, can alone befrend MN,
dclnvjug till the constitutional symptoms OF this
hCrrid disease makes their appearance, such rs
| liberated sore throat, diseased nose nocturnal
| Mains in the head and limbs, dlmness OF sight,
ir,tncss nodes on the shin bones and arms
blotchcs on the head, face and eXlrcmltles, pro-
prcssing with frghtiul rapidity, till at last the
HHnlnte Of the mouth or the bones of the
nose fall in and the victim Of this nwiu! disease
becomes a horrid object Of comlnisserutlon till
puts pSFhDa h to dis country sunsg
whence no traveller returns"
It's melancholy fact that thousands. DIE
victims to this terrible disease through falling
into the hands Of ignorant or unskIliul liF, PKE,
Pnson Mercury, Sc, destroy the constitution,
and incapable OF curing, keep the unhappy suf'
t;. f.rer month after month taking their noAious
@ INJURIOUS compounds, and instead Of 7, being re-
renewal ." Liz ggeI yg@IJAHBa Henth ppaixih to sgh
over his calling disappointment