Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-13

when he sale, He who by his biz
tise."
A gentleman expressed to a lady
his admiration Of her toilet. She said
she supposed he had been Impressed
/ by her angel sleeves He answered
her with effnsiOn: NO but I'd like
to be-" .lzra3 m .-t
The King Of Italy has recently had
q barrow escape from death while
hunting wild boars, Numerous Deo-
pie have narrowly escaped suicide un-
der the operation Of tame bores.
The story Of aIazy school boy who
spelled Andrew--Jackson Andrew
Jaxon," has been equaled by a stu
dent wh0"ished to marx half dozen
new shirts. He marked the first
John Jones, +" and the rest "do."
Ap-opos Of the many remedies pro.
posed for preventing boiler explo-
sions, the Louisville Courier Journal
says the only absolutely sure way to
keep them from exploding Is TO al
them with fce-water and set them in
a cool place.
An Indiana man claims to have
succeeded in playing q thorough con-
1denee game upon the potato bugs.
He planted grain OF corn in each
potato hill, and as the corn came up
tirst, the bugs thought it was a corn
field and started for other scenes.
A Nashua gentEerhIn said to an
old lady who had brought up a fami-
ly Of children near the river. ST
should think you would have lived
| in constant fear that some ofthem
would have get Drowned. .''s-stOlIi
no. +" responded the old lady. tive on
" lost three or four that way ss-a
g A recently published work opens
with the following remarkable state
ment /: 1.-THE success of Columbus in
his bold career Of navigation and dis
eovery under the patronage OF Ferii-
nand and Isabella Of Spain, elevated
him to the highest position among
the crowned heads of Europe.n
An aneedote is told Of a young lady
OF Harrisburg, who was recently on q
riding excursion The horse COM
meneed kicking, when s1eg In the
most simple manner, requested her
companion to get ont and hold the
horses leg or he might injure the ye-
hicle. - 4ss ~ ,'ll.Il5f
= During a fine star light evening
three year old philosopher, after a
profound scrutiny of the heavens,
asked his mother where the stars came
from Mamma Feplied4 at don't
know Willie, where. the stars came
from" 'We1, you bet ] do. The
1850 0'''' ..s-I .--'1UE q 1-rl1s
A newspaper man said to General
Sherman: HYou killed 4 good many
Indians out West. ,5iio ttNFo.s5 said
"Teeumseh, . ''the papers Kin more
Iniuns than we do. Why five killed
half as many Injuns as the New
York Herald does, we'd De abort Of
! AI9uIas- al ,uiElqE e III -ala1i@ r
A young gentleman elumsfly fell
overheard while rowing In q boat
with young lady in Irondequoit Bay
last week, and she rescued him with
great difficulty d Indignant st his
stupidity, the spunky damsel dumped
him on shore and fowed back to the
hotel alone, leaving him cn the beach
to dry. Give that woman her rights.
DO you publish matrimonIsIt no.
tees for the subscribers to your paper?
said a gentlemaniYr locking youth,
stepping into our. Office the other
morning. Certainly, sir, tWel1.
then III go and get married for !
don see any way Of getting my name
IN your paper, since you have rejected
all my poeticsl effusions. - -'''' ''-
I al
"Clera, Hove but thee alonep-thus
sighed the tender youth. tsOh hear
me then my passions own with tremb-
hngilips and earnest tone. Indeed, I
speak the -truthsz He-paused, the
blush o'erspread her cheek she let
him draw her near scarce for emo
ton could she speak, vet did she ask,
IN accents meek, "HOw much have
you ayear? ?" -0J5,1Jlo5'a e
81 once dreamed, p said Pat, that I
called upon the Governor, and he ak
ed me would drink. I tould him
didn't care If i tux a drop OF punch.
'COwId or hot p axed the Governor.
Hot, yer Exeellency,' said / {: and he
stepDed down in the kitchen for some
bilin water. and before he got back
woke straight up; and DOW it's dis
tressin me that didn't take Il could"
A dealer in fertilizers down in,AIa-
bama, Dragging of his guanO, says-a
farmer recently put sample of 1t in
his pocket in which there happened
TO be a earpet-taek, and started home
or horseback. Before reaching his
house his steed broke down, and the
farmer was at a loss to discover the
cause until he found that the carpet
tack had grown to be long bar Of
railway iron. Iro-i --Ht
Persons curious about the wages Of
royal folks abroad may find it consoIa-
tory to know that there Is paid 10
,Alexaner II. $3.50, 600, or $1,000 A
day Abdul Axis, 81, ,O0O, eco. or SIS.
600 day: Francis. Joseph, S4,OOO.0OO.
or SlO,05Oa day, Frederick William /.
g, ,OO0, 900, or e, 30 a day; Victor
Emanuel, S., 400. 900, or s., $40 a dSy;
Victoria, 81. .200, 900, or S6 ,2T9. q day
Leapold, 5000, 900, or 81 ,644 a daS.
In addition to this salary, each sovsr-
eign is furnished with a dozen or
more first-elass houses to live IN with
Outany charges for rent.di l' Gofias-
A juYinile porkeF, doubtless a pet
Judging from ifa in1Dudanao rnada ifa