Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1871-01-05
CifPPINGS.

An exchange says Iowa bellies RUN
to fires. They must be fire bellies;
"A yeritable unicorn has bsen capt,
ured in the wilds OF Australia, ami
is on the way to England.
An experienced oh gentleman
says that all that IS necessary III tho
enjoyment or love or sausagcs IS co,i.
tiaence. as TR#
A Java .,randcc is coming to I'm
gland with his eight y.onc chill lrcm.
and wants 10 secur. board in sos.cs
quiet family. ,.fs
People often wear religion = good
deal as they wear their clothes; OF.
Sundays finc and glossy; on week
days soiled snd threaobare.
The following brilliant paragraph
appears in the Colorado paper:
"Chaffee's majority is 1892, Or jass
100 less than Christopher Columbus
discovered America"
Sound advice from an old Mer-
chant: Never owe any more than
you are able TO pay; allow no man -
owe you more than vow arc able to
loose
lions Herald has Z practice 81
classifying its obituary notices under
Dead and ''Righteoas Dead lsa
editors probably intend it g n ms
dex to assist the subscquent clasat9:
cation III Zion.
DR.. D;o Lewis advances the idoa.
that the present method q enpJ0E
ing physicians is all wrong. asey
should he says, bespaid assipnlntsut
sum yearly, for .akinE eafs VI ~
family health, anl.a deduction .u,aqs
for every Gas. Of sickness.
Some clever fellow hAs mapHtae.
tnrcd handkcrchiets ON whiCA 40 q
the seat Of war IN EnrO64 = se6S
cd. They have provelt ~ tncDonDS
success, everybedy wishing - pee1
his nose, ln,o ths seene ol eoo1lpk
without personal danger. ...,ss.. s.
A youngster, required ia gys;te :
composition upon some portioE OF
human body, sclecIcl that which
un,tcs the hcass TO the shoulders, and
expanded as follows: ~ sshr9at n
convenient to have, especiant ato
roostsrs aud ministers. Tho SossAce
eats corn and crows with it; tbe1At.
ter prcachcs through his'n, and thcn
ties it up. This i pretty much III |
ccn thinksot about necks."
! They have none 81 lhis divoscs
bother in India. il shs eoennA ~.
have, hc kicks and cnlEs her ITO 0bc.
diencc; If he fnds that to 10 tpe e..
haus,ing to his physical syttcah, 10
hold her ont Mt arms lengtk ana 20.
reats three times the aalismanic.
wor.ls, '.You are divoresd." NO
provision is made for any misbsha-
vior on the part Of thp husband, b.
cause that is supposed to be impossi-,
bic. ~
The bridge across tho llisssssippf
at St. Loais will be ov.r 1000 IecEs
in length, and elevated 50 feet above
the river at its greatest height, and
will be built solid, with three ar6Acas
OF from $50 to 500 feet span, having
two raa.l tracks --onc inr railroads.
aud ons tor carriages anal lost pae.
sengers. Its supports are ..ot .sleel
instead ot iron, Al steel gives twice
the strength md durability 0f 1bc
best wrought iron. E.sfs.s
Thsse illogical wosnep saesA y ~
knowing what ialprActical positieA
they may take, when they ones
mount hobby. For instance, here !.
Is Lizzie reckhan, 81 Milwaukes; i,
! speoxA tho other day, she tatlss
ADoRrt yoa think .has - Nsalaa~4oe
cciviug go q day Tor six hours work
Is public officer. could cara fpna
bring up her children just - welt snal
il she were wofk;ng out waahiax -
sew,ng tor ten or twelve hof q + j1lHt 4
10 earn pcrl,aps : dellaEs !
vhat answer can I man mefe M e
! nonscssical qaostioa = tkall