The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-05-27
VARIETY.

! the beneyolent-To aims
the chest-Put lock on 1T.
- the press "A glass of cider.
Slew saws, 81 can no more fret, than
's swear"
i that pride goes before fall, bat our
i Of the opinion that it often goes
ID terfall.
. ert Barnes 50 1t is by the daily, quiet
lives that good is done, and not by
(. pasmOdic efforts.''
has this advertisement. - Two sisters
&ng." We fear that millions of broth
i be same predicament.
. fbing a new organ, rural editor says,
IN died away in a delicious sufOcation,
singing a sweet song under the bed
tn by ROYALTY of " we,'' instead of {" >"
ID To King John of England in 1l90.
tnt know the name Of the editor who
't.
teful student Of the sex, Is TO want To
d il going ON, and the next strongest is
= job.
man Of experience has discovered one
4 in sea-voyaging. He says: " You can
sht as you please every day, and every
think you are sea sick"
syIvania COW swallowed leather i,ail
'Ifs ago, and when she was lately killed
was found in the pouch. She didn't
4 Few cows are so trustworthy.
chew your words. Open the mouth and
crds come out. A student once asked /:
|rchu, fortichude, or quiechude, dwell
man who is a stranger to rectichude?"
the dentist kiss you when be pulls your
n" No, my son. why ?'' 80 Oh, moth
he kissed ma, and she said it took all
tway, and | guess it did, for she laughed
Ay home"
|inent divine is of opinion that " women
employed more largely in the work of
g He is a married man and possibly
fom a sad personal experience of how
PORTING they really do.
fled beer " is the last thing. 1t is lager
fntrated the way they do it to milk, so
amount you can hold on the point of
make you drunk clear through. A man
enough Of 1t in his vest pocket to ruin
ee society.
an auetiOneer was saying, Gone !" a
Pgs since, his audience went through
FlntO the cellar, but, happily, without
tny of them. The auetioneer, as soon as
hls legs, remarked that the accident
;able him TO sell LouCer than before, and
bid, and they bid him " good night.
hkee has got a Turkish bath. and the
|are Disgusting themselves by getting
An editor there took bath the other
went horne, and his wife drove him ont
IA a club, and ne had to 90 and make af-
bat he was her husband. Then She
believe IL until she examined his pocket
found it empty, as usual, and a railroad
De.
bserved, that although everybody can ap-
what terrible proVocation Buffers eye
We been to the sensitive soul Of Garret
Obody has yet been found to " pity the
OF the poor old man. Puck gives the
very reasonable explanation of this
lack OF sympathy:
In vain G. Davis ripped and tore
As though the Den had won him;
In vain he snorted, shook and swore
When Ben cast eye upon him.
no one grieved. 'tis sad to tell,
For him single minute;
Because Ben's eye, he knew full well.
Had that cast" " alw ays In IT. .
He LEFT.-The d" Editors Drawer" in
number of Harper's Magazine, has this
a colored barber in one of the
1wns of Massachusetts,, was one morning
1ne of his customers, a respectable citizen
occurred between them re-
Mr.. Dickson's former connection with a
:hurch IN the place.
iieve you are connected with the church
treet, Mr.. Dickson 2' said the customer.
dis year, sah."
y did you leave their communion, Mr..
, If may be permitted to ask? ?''
:, L tell you, sah," said Mr.. Dickson,
9 a eOncave razor on the palm OF bis hand
jess like dis jined that church in
t L glib ten dollars toward de stated
Of de Gospel de fuse year, and de people
me Brudder Dickson. De second year
ness not good, and 1 only glib five dollars.
de church people call me Mr.. Dickson.
7 hurt you, sab ?"
sir, goes tolerably WE'LL"
IL san, de tird year 1 feel berry poor
IN my family-an l glib nofhn for preach
ell, sar, arter dat dey call me Ole Nigger
J. and l left 'em 20
Fing Mr. Dickson brushed his customers
d the gentleman departed, well satisfied
reason why Mr.. Dickson left his church,