Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-08-12
New York Ten Years Hence.

The Boston Commercial Bulletin has re-
ceived the following dispatches, dated ten
| years hence Asa series of heavy whackS
at Tammany they are good:
| Especial Dispatches to the Associated Press.J
80 lLnuTED1 r 8ITGI0E s
[All dispatches by this line are subject to the
examination of the Grand Inspector of the In
question: or his regularly appointed agent. No
! dispatches in cipher permitted.l
NEW YORK, July II, 1881.
.GRANDlAUTA DA FE.9if 90 amiT
Boss Sweed was pleased to order grand
Auto-da-Fe on st. Patrick's formerly
Union) Square this morning. A large
number of the opponents of the present
city government were burned at the foot
! of St. Patrick's statue. His eminence,
|, Cardinal O'HaH, presided at the ceremo-
nies, which were witnessed by large as
semblage. The best of order was preserv-
ed by the Papal Zouaves, Col. Shamus
iO'Tweeny.
NEW BUILDING FOR THE INQUIsITION.
| A new building is to be erected up town
! for the Inquisition, the present in Judas
Square, occupied before reconstruction by
1.-the hereto Harper Bros, being inadequate
for the purposes of the Office. Father Nc
Marble, Chief Inquisitor, has discovered q
bnew and most efficacious instrument of
torture, called the History of the Metho-
I dist Book Concern Trouble" An obsti-
nate hereto, who has resisted rack and
thumb-screws, succumbed after half an
hours reading of the above document.
Great care is necessary in using this in
strument, as too strong All application OF
it invariably ends in insanity. .-ti"
ANCIENT ORDER OF BLACKLEGS.
I The ancient order of BIack-legged Friars
start on their annual pilgrimage to Sara
toga Tomorrow under charge of le Pere
Johannes Morrisie.
. MONUMENT TO ST. REDDY.
The monument to st. Reddy, the Black
smith, has been completed, and will be
dedicated with imposing ceremonies on the
1st of April. The design is very taking.
A column of pure steal commentaries the
deceased's connection with the New York
City Government. At the base are four
beautiful allegorical figures of Theft,
whisky barrels. On the pedestal are bds
reLietS of slung-shots, bowie knives, re-
volvers bludgeOns and other implements
of st. Reddy's profession.
PARADE OF THE HIBERNIANS.
The Hibernians will parade tomorrow
in full force. The inhabitants of all house
along the line of march are ordered to dis
play green banners at their windows, under
pain of immediate death. Citizens who may
be in the streets through which the process
sion passes are ordered to continue cheer
ing and waving their hankerchiefs, or they
will be arrested by the police. .....,~
Any person appearing in any of the pub
lie streets or thorOughfares on that day
without a green badge will be fined for
contempt. F-FI HsH~e
GREAT CURIOSITY-AN- ACCIDENT RELIC.
P. Muldowney, successor to 2. L. Bar
mum, formerly a noted exhibitor of Won
ders of nature and art, announces the, ex-
hibitiOn of singular banner composed OF
alternate red and white stripes, with a
large cluster of stars in one corner. This |
is supposed to have been the banner or in
sigma of some people or party now extinct, |
and it is believed to be the only one of the |
kind in the city, --.r.. .. ...e..r- -r.T