Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-03-25

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Aus,N any 81 ils mrmbers,
SAN1lNF-whn give nmhinr
h. rircrl lrasars, '--ha''onrsl he
Isrket IN lrins approached hY "a
snldirr, and laid My dear icllow
| nevcr uan rcpay tho de'N | owe !
yon-ihc dsla We ali oga yon ior
y,nr hnble snlfsntriiieo F. Money
can't do il. I, is orno use trying
With this imtrioIiu ntle.nnco Nc
WALKED away. .
A Pittsburgh man has sue'l his
hr",hor Ia obtain possession 81 tho 7
smhro,ype picture Of ,heir dead ,
b sister.
Said samuel Rogers; ThosowbH
GO to Heaven will DO ycry mnvh
surprised Il, tho people they ilal
there, aud much more surprised at
ihosu they 10 not find there.
Greeley is taking pains TO brand
rs lies some of the stories about his
chirogaphy. Next, he'll probably
deny that when Senator Revcls
wrnie him, asking about the bcs;
mode oroultiyating Strawberries, he
advised him To plant them with his
earn dropping two ar three
strawberry seeds in each hill aud
letting the vines climb up on tho
cornstalks. In this way they need
no polling, aud fruit can he shaken
or in tho fall and picked for Win
Ter use,
A western paper has m article on
/" the of care idiots" \ contempt
rary says that paper is always drag
ging family affairs before thcpnhlic.
The annual rent of tho Fiith
Avenue Hotel il 5000, 600. The
lesscos get back $4,000 from the
rent of stores.
A Liverpool journal is authority
for the story that n wealthy Eng
lishman, Thomas button. recently
deceased, left E2000 in his will To
the family of the late Gen. Robert
L. Leo. ...
Some Of the leading newspapers
on the Pacific coast propose to
Establish earthquake reporters.
Mon of steady habits only are TO lie
employed in this service, ..
a Berlin journal describes VIM.
II. Russell, Of The London Times,
us an freshman of 50, combining
the sullcn giavity ofthe EngIishman
with the turbulence of the Celtic
race A..
Tho fewer friends or relations
You have, the better" says n cynic.
!" In your poverty, they never help
you /; in your prosperity, they help
themselves.
Ware told that " General But.
Ter has become The mouth Of the adj
ministration. Then the admin
istration now has II mouth that is
as dirty as its hands.
The Detroit Free Press says that
some of the unmarried lawyers in
tho Michigan Legislature propose
an enactment of the old English law,
which provides that any nan mar
rvinp II woman who dcceives him
by artificial eyes, hair, teeth, limbs,
or state Of health, may put her
away by speedy system of divorce.
A company is forming in New
Orleans to run line Of steamboats,
to Mexican ports.
Morgan, the white Mississippi
Senator. who married II negro wo-
man, has difficulty in getting board
in Jackson. The negro hotel shut
its door on him.
The Russian minister at Wash
ington is accused of trying to defeat
the negotiations between the British
and American commissioners.
= Why is an old maid like q lemon ?
Because she ought to have been
squeezed and wasn't.
A Vermont paper says that stages
run so slow in that State that the
chickens roost on the aXles.
The silver mines of New Mexico
are reported inexhaustablc.
There will be four colored menu
bers in the Forty Second Congress
two full blacks andtwo mulattoes.
The English Government is again
disturbed by difficulties in ireland.
An Illinois postmaster gives no.
tice az follows: "After this date
everybody must lick their own
stamps, for my tongue is given out.
One thousand FIVE hundreds and
seventy -four registered letters were
stolen last year.
At Bear Creek, Iowa, o. boy of
twcnty has wooed and won q dam
sci Of fifty. t' =
A woman in. Clayton county, H.
diana, has borne triplets five times
in fourteen years. t.H
"An imbccile matchmaking rep
tile" is the latest hard thing to call
IAN editor.
100000 Prussians have been killed
in battle or dietlin hospitals during
tho; late war. us
Mr.. Dcgener, in Congress, is try
ing to do something for the mail
service IN Texas, and has been in
correspondence with Postmaster
General Crcswell. We trust his
labor may not be in vain.
Curious FEAT OF THE TELE-
aRApu.-Within week or two a