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Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-22
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Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1871-11-22
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
The TuPniB Crop

There is 10 crop that the farmer can
put in the ground which pays him better
than the tprnips We are aware that with
some persons it is looked upon as of little
account; but ID has never received tie
consideration to which it is really entitled
and those who turn up their noses at it.
are net genuine formers.
1t is crop moreover. that is put in at
a time when the hurryins ucrk of the
season is over and it occupies ground
that has already been used for some
thing e'se.
The cultivation also, say of from one to
two acres of tarnips. involves compara-.
lively little labor. The crop, too is har-.
vested in November, when there is almost
no other labor Oh the farm TO interfere
with it.
AS to the variety Of seed to SOW. We
believe there Il no tuFniP equal to the
Purp7e'op. A top dressing Of bone
manure is almost indispensable TO an
abundant crop.
For an early crop take the Early Flat
Dutch ard SOW broadcast early in July.
The Purple Top for the regular farm
crop. This should be soWed in drills
thirty inches apart, and when the turnips
are the size of a hickory nut. thin out to
eight or zen inches apart in the row
They seldom fail in afcrdiug satisfactory
crop. The crop can be pps il the latter
part of July CT first half Of August. :,
Where land is a little short, SOW among
the corn at the last working. They will
not interfere in the least with that crop,
generally, and very little when it is
harvested,
Be sure always to procure seed from
established seed houses of reputation, anu
use that grown here instead of 10 Europe
if you wish the best and safest article
Gernasntoaen Telegraph.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
Loves Young Dream.

They tell story about girl up in
Bethlehem. who wished to rid herself of a
persistent lover. So. when he used to
come around in the evening. she would
ask him If he wouldn't please help John
to carry the piano up stairs, and he
-wou Id take off his coat and work like a
brigade of Irishmen until it was time to
go home. Then the next evening, as
soaa as be called, she would say wouldn't
he please help John to carry the piano
/ down stairs again and at it he would 60
lifting and pulling and bursting blood
vessels, until the hour arrived fer depar-
sure. This kind of thing continued for
abouta week, when one night be got the
piano down as far as the FIRST landing and
The coraner fell on his toe. Then he con-
fdcd to- the faithful john his secret con-
viction that Loves Young Dream was
fast assuming the character of a most dis
gushing and oppressive nightmare Leav-
ing the piano there, he went down to ask
his enslarer to say finally and forever just
where sue wanted that piano to be fixed.
He was surprised to find upon entering
the parler that another young man was
there-a young man with mild eyes and
spectacles. And there that young man
had been every night while lie was NOV
ing the furn iture aud cherishing visions
Of bliss !! 1t occupied exactly four minutes
and when the combatants were withrawn
the pianist rushed from the house, ingng
Beware she's fooling thee while mild
eyed young man decorated with spectacles
might have been seen lying on the sofa
feeling oneof his mild eyes to fnd bow
much it was swelled.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
Taking a Swim.

In Ohio last week, twenty Baptis
clergymen. who were attending a conven-
ton, went down to secluded spot on the
river bank, in the afternoon, for tie pur
pose of taking swim. These score Of
brethren removed their clothing anu plac-
ed it upon railroad track close at baud
because the grass was wet. Then they
water entered the, and enjoyed themselves,
Presently an express train came around
the curve at the rate Of forty mi'es an
hour, and. before any of the swimmers
could reach dry land,- all those under
shirts and socks and things were futter-
ing from the cow-catcher, and speeding
on towards Kansas. 1t was painful 70:
the brethern-exceedingy painful be-
cause all the clothing that could be found
after careful search, was sun umbrella
and pair Of eyeglasses.
And they do say when those twenty
marched home by the refulgent light o.
the moon, that evening, in SINGLE file
and keeping close together, the mos
familiar acquaintance with the Zouaye
drill, on the part Of the man at the head
with the umbrella, still hardly sufhced tc
cover them completely Tlley said they
felt conspicuous, somehow, and the situa-
ton was made all the more embarrassing
because that night all the Dorcas socie-
ties, and the Woman's Rights Coz ven
tions, and the pupils at the female board
ing school seemed to be prancing around
TIE streets and running across the roote
of the parade. Most Of the brethren arr
now down on Immersion, aud altogether
in favor of the use Of water in sprinkl-
Ipr
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

If the female who dirts and plays the
coquette, could but rea lie the detfiment
to her reputation which is sure to follow
upon her thoughtless levity, there would
be less cause for, and less actual repen-
lance among the fair sex, than one meets
with, at this time, in everyday life
Cou Id every lovely woman feel and be-
lieve how differently the sensible of the
opposite sex enjoy the society and smile
of the sound minded, well IN formed fe-
male. as compared with the silly, giddy,
heartlsss belle of the day. now different
would be the department of thousands in
society who are now reared only for dis
play and coQIetrys
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

A BRAVE Boy.-The following is e'a'-
ed as an incidentof the sacking Of Paris:
A boy ofthirteen found fighting was taken
to be shot. He took silver watch from
his pocket and cried cut, CAP tain, let me
take this first to friend across the street;
| borrowed it. Oh you scamp, said the
officer, | understand. you want to run off.
My word of honor, I will come back
again, said the boy, and tie captain see
ing it was child, was only too glad to
get rid Of him. In ten minutes the boy
came back and took bis stand with bis
face to the wall. Here am /; fire Docs
Rom an history tell US anything eraver
The Captain boxed the it,le heroes ears
and ordered him never to show his face
there again. They could not fire Oh him.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
An Editor in heaven.

Such is the caption of sIl article which
has been going the rounds of the papers
for some time, and which appears to be
something new under the sun.
Just as if editors were aot in the habit
of going to heaven. Well venture tc say
that greater portion Of them go to the
home of those who have performed their
issfon Of mercy on earth, than any other
profession or calling that poor mortals
fill.
An editor IN heaven. There's nothing
strange about that at all. It's almost
moral as well as professional impossibility
for them to 60 anywhere else.
Once upon time, after the demise of
a member Of the corps editorial he pre-
sented himself at the gate of the Holy
City and requested adm ission. The door
keeper asked him what had been his oc-
cupatioE on terra frsnc. luIeal6 saat
he was an editor. Well. ~ lch
man, we have crowd of youl kind here
now and they all came ii as dead heads
|. If you can pay your passage you can come
In. Ii not, you must put yourself under
the control of parsonage you ruled dowa
below, (meaning the devil } Not having
the wherewith to go in, our brother Of
the quill and scissors posted Of aSa pre-
sented himself at The entrance of Clooiie's
dark domains. A very dark complexioned
gentleman stood sentry, and asked, in a
gruf voice, Who comes An humble
disciple of Faust, was the calm reply
Then, hold on, you can't be admitted, ex-
claimed the Gentleman in Black, evinc-
ing considerable agitation, and fercely
scowling on MIN. Why not? demanded
typo, who began to get somewhat huiHsh,
and looked AROUND for sleeps foot with
which to force an entrance. Well, sir,
replied his sable majesty, We let one Of
your profession in here many years ago,
and he kept up continual row with his
former delinquent subscribers, and as We
have more of that class here than any
other, we have passed law prohibiting
the admission of any editors. only those
who haye advanced our interest III their
papers on earth, srd even those We keep
in separate foom by themselves.
You have published many things that
operated against US, and always blamed
the Devil with every thing that went
wrong so you can't come in. We en-
force this rule without respect to party.
You can just travel. Casting droll leer
at the outside sentinel, our typographical
friend started off again, determin med to
get in up above. This time he took with
him an old file of his paper. and presented
it to the guardian of the Celestial City,
requesting that it might be carefully ex-
amined, aud they would see whe ther he
was entitled to free ticket. In the
course of time the conductor came along
and took him in, telling him that he pub
lished many good things aud had been
martyr to the Cause eff human improve
ment, and that resolutions had been pass
ed to admit all members Of the art pre-
servative who had abused the devil while
below.
He added, that as they were punished
enough by their being with the devil, all
their lives the future punishment was
COMMITTED. He further stated that not
one delinquent newspaper subscriber
could be found in Heaven
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
2pstifaI.
NO MORE.


No more-it is harp's lowtone
Whispering of light nd pleasures gone;
No lnore--it is d broken Lutte,
A fad ing flower, with blighted root.
No more-it is murmuring rill
Whose waves will soon be hushed-be s6ila
But while they run keep chanting low
The hymn of all things here below.
No more-it is severed; chord:
The breaking of a plighted, word /;
An echo of tie pulses beat,
Ere quiet are its Fastening feet.
No more-it is shadow fed;
A haunting thougv Of laaad and dad,
A cloud that hovers over earth
A diseerd in each song of mirth.
No mors-it IS d passing bell,
Of youth, AMI love, and life the knell J:
A cypress wreath, a pail. bsGr-
The end of human life and fear.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

In watering IN. dry. time. ,the earth
should be carefully dfa:&a away from the
base of the plaut. and the wafer poured
around the STEM in the hollow THIS
should afterwards be Ieveled off with
fne earth. go as to leave lie dry soil on
top, which avoids baked surface, and
leaves the soil more open to the atnos-
phere, and is better Oh every account.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

S I gave her rose and gave her ring
aud | asked her to marry me then but
she sent them all back, iusensible thing
and said she'd had 40 notion of men. |
told her I'd oceans of money and goods
tried to frighten her with growl; but
she answered that she wasn't broughtup
in the woods to be scared by the screech
of an owl. | called her beggar, and
everything bad; | sighted her features
and form; till at length | succeeded in
getting her mad, and she ragged ike a
sea in storm. Ana then, il NON -
| turned and | smiled, and called her
my angel and all: she fell in my arms
like wearysom child and exclaimed !:
We will marry this fall.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
"a :;
IL ckinc EceS

AlSas.ss in packing eggs put the large
end down; Tie vitality of eggs packed
this way is IS 2 to /, it packed the small
end down. Mr.. Wright, the celebrated
author, says that repeated experiments
have denonstra ted tie fact to bis entire
satisfaction that eggs month cid
when i.aehol this- way are perfectly good
for Matching, and thus the eggs 81 falua-
bic birds esns. be kep5 till hen is .ready
for them, or they can be sent long 8is-
atas'eo7 a -ho15- " sr;rre-ss. rms = a
subject Of importance, and we hope ca,
correspondents will make a note Of theie
experiments and the results and give the
readers of the Poulterer the benefit Of
them.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
Love Best ofaiI blessings.

A woman may be surrounded with al
the luxuries which money can buy, anil
have the fawnidg friendship of peoplo
whose smiles only live in prosperity btl
if she FEELS herself uufovcd and alone il
her heart, the crown jewel in her diadenl
of happiness is lost, things lose their value
and life becomes insuferably monotonous.
The honest, tender love of two brave,
hearts who have started out, and are
struggling to gain home for their little
ones and money enough to feed, clothe
and educate them. makes life thousand
times more attractive and inspiring.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

Each expression of the Kind would Gre
ate laugh from those who heard her.
Bus any thoughtful person must wonder
that one so young could have been SO de-
PRAYED. The first female watched this
creature for few moments, and then
pressing her hand to her side, she la id
a hand Oh the shoulder Of the wretch and
whispered:
Would you like to become rich at
once?
/ The female of rags turned about it'll a
look of surprise. burst into loud laugh,
and then replied.
OF course | would!'
Follow me and you shall be-
Enough. Lead on
1t was with considerable difficulty that
the females extracted themselves from the
crowd, but they did so at length, and the
first female asked Of the other.
'Wha shal Il ca your
oh. I'm called the Beggar Girl
Marie
You live on begging?'
Yes; bat what's your name, and what
de you want?
my name is Mar is, the same as your
own
Are you an aristocrat p
1t does rot matter; IF you know
where you can find a room, lead me to it,
and you shall have geld.
The pauper led the way into narrow
filthy street, and theh dewn into ee liar
and into dark, filthy room. The other
female could not but feel sickening
sensation creep over her, but she recover
ed herself. After contemplating for a
time the apartment and what it contained
/ she asked.
Are you we'll known in Paris 2
Yes, everybody knows Maries the
Beggar Girl
Are you known to Rohcspierre? If Sc,
wan to make bargain will. you
/ am. What do you wishY
You see that my clothing IS better
than your own, and | wish to exchange
with you. | want you TO remain here
and not show yourself at all for short
time, or until ! come 10 you again. AS
a recompense for aiding me l will now
give you thousand francs. AS secur-
ity for my return, take this ring.
The lady drew diamond ring from
her finger and gave it to the beggar girl,
then handed her purse contain ing gold.
The girl appeared a little puzzled. and
then asked.
| We'll, what arc you going to DO with
my dress?'
1 want to put it on apd GO where ]
6rst met you
'Oh. | UNDERSTAND you BOW. You want
to see the chopping go OF. and you are
afraid that you will be taken for an ar is
tocrat if you wear that dress. You want
to represent me.
Yes, wantta look as near like you
as possible
They exchanged dresses; and soon the
young, rich and noble Marie dc Nan ties
was clad in the rags of the Beggar gin
of Paris. The history Of the Marie de
Nantes was sad one. Her father and
two brothershad fallen victims to the re-
morseless fends of the revo ution,, and a
third and last brother had been. seized.
But of his fate she was ignorant. although
she expected that it would be similar to
that OF her re latiyes.. He had been, torn
from her but a, few hours before. A fter
the exchange had been made tho pau
per looked on the stoekinglcss and shoe
less little feet aud ankles Of the lady, and
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

.Hov re MAEs Ifass LAy.- Giga plen-
y of&beai as wsllas corn, and when
feeling with dough, nix wheat braa,
coarse foar, or even 6uc -Four CT wheat
with lndian lacal. Wheat and corn are
the best things. Treated ia his way they
will lay like witehe ,Cot. HISS Pl0ngh-
man.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

Roses and dahlias, 50 ;, On as of f.u
bloom, ana beginning TO fade, should
fe]ipoed from III beth with pair
scissors. Plants are moro exhausted /
flowers being aiIowel 10 mature the seed
than By blooming merely.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24

saapstds should be saved on wash days
for applying to roses especially, also to
geranlums cad other towering plants
1t is capital fertile r.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1871-08-24
VIRGINIA TELEGRAPH COMPANY

VIRGINIA TELEGRAPH COMPANY
v ALEXANDRIA VA,
Stockholders in thfs Company will please take
notice that the following acting agents are the
only authorized persons to make collections of
money for this Company viz
NOSE WALTON Director Woodstock.
COL. G. W. MURPHY Agent Mt. Jackson.
CAPT. G.. b. S AMUELS d" {. Frent Royal.
A. B. TRICK Director Harrsonburg.
ROBT. BEVERLEY President, Plains.
VIM Il. TAMS Agent Stanton.
When they collect they WIFI also furnish tire
party paying them, with 3 certificate of Stock
Money paid to any ether persons except myself
will not be recognized
GEORGE C. WEDDERBURN
Secreta ry and Treasurer.
Harrisonburg Register please copy,
Feb. 23-tf.