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FUNERAL NOTICE.

The friends aud aequsintances OF AICHAEI
DoUGHHR are respectfully invited TO attend
his funeral to day, at Z o'clock pm, from his
late residence, corner Marley avenue and old
pa1afgr, rooa
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MARRIED.

MATHEWS -RAWLINGs-On the 23d inst,
at the residence Of the brides mother, in
this county, by the Rev, L. q. Ransom, Mr.. A.
W MATHEWS ard Miss sALLIE A RAWLINGS.
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An exasperated church member in
Newport, Pennsylvania, is denOunc-
ing through the press the naughty
girls who won't keep still in church.
he says they ''chatter and smirk, and
bob their empty heads about like
senseiess monkeys; and shift and
twist their beWitching bodies as
though the benches were cushioned
with chestnut burns."
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Masnnie Nnfina

A SPECIAL communication or Kill 2
"A winning Lodge No. 3il, will be held ny
this (SATUkDAH) evening, February "
25th, at o'clock, for work in the NJ. n de-
gree.
All NJ. MS are invited 10 attend.
BY order OF W. B. RICHARDET, W. NJ.
1rrru M 7sarrr Ggnrrafaru Faqh
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Saturday, March 18Th, 1871,

within legal hours, the following described
real estate tO-Wit: Lots Nos. and z, OF q sub
division or the real estate OF Patrick Nc
Grath, deceased, fronting each 80 feet on OOIn-
mer0e street, and running back l55 teeti said
real estate lying, being and situate IN the
city OF Memphis, county Of Shelby ana Stale
OF Tennessee. A plan or diagram OI said land
can be- seen at my Office
TERMS or SAL-E.-One-third cash, balance
on q credit OF six and twelve months pur-
chaseTs executing notes without security
lien retained.
This February y, l67L
NJ ID l.. SEW ART, Clerk and Master.
H snsOn, SWinglsy DahhieI, Soils. for com.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

+ OTTERY.-Ohioial drawings OF the Mis-
i sourI state Lottery. CLASS 49,
90, l, 80, y, Z, u, "a, a, 81, IL, "a, "a.
CLASS 81.
49, Z, 81, 10, 8, 55, 43, 80, 8, Is, IA, 1.
Prizes from slO0 to $50 O0O, paid in money.
Lotteries drawing daily. Information FUR
nished in the above Lottery by j. 4. + FRANCE,
l6Z North Court street, Box l47, Memphis,
Tenn, 2. o. MURRAY, MILLER q CO, Man
ooar.o Toa7fu "a fahgR
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eardeDsrs and Florists, Attention.

A large and varied assortment OF Flower
N Pots, Hanging Baskets and Vases con-
stantly on hand, at Memphis Terra Gotta
Works, cor Orleans and GeOi gta st. feA
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Immlnratinn Nnflna.

ITO PLANTERS, CONTRACTORS AND CITIZENS:
4 One of our firm Is starting for the North
In eight days, to select farm hands. families
on shares, ratlrO ad laborers. mechanics, house
servants, etc. Call or address
S0PHOS HIRCH & CO.,
70 Jefferson street (Old POstothc0l.
Refer to DonOhO, Joy q Co. fe2f
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CHANcERY SALE
REAL ESTATE,
ON
Saturday, March 18th, 1871,

No. 4OsO-In the second Chancery Court Of
shelby county.-Ellen McGrath, adm K, vs.
Catherine Mcdrath.
ID Y virtue of an order Cf sale made in this
ID cause / Will sell at public auction to the
highest bidder, In front Of the Office Of the
Second Chancsry Court Of shelby county, on
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IT.
By amount Of warrants, cash and
Memphis and Ohio Railroad cOu-
pOns collected and paidtO County
Trustee exclusive OF his commits
siOnsI since April !, 1870, 10 F9brG-
~ I, ,ss9
Ry amount Mississippi River Rail-
road bond and coupon tax collect
ed by WIN Mclean, state and
County Tax Collector, 10 ebTuary
l. 1921
By amount Mississippi River Rail-
road bond and coupon tax collect
ed by Frank TAFT First Cir. Court
Clerk. to February J., Is l....----.--.-.- 5s5
By amount of cash and warrants iu
the hands Of J. Harvey Matles,
tax c0llectOr ON privileges, febru-
ar T. Lot ars=a
BY amOuHt in the hands OF James
Reilly, County Ourt Clerk, Feb
ruary /, l5.l-...-.-..-.-----.--.--- tt3
gs28gl5
Amount due TO balance -.-.......... 500 5El
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
ELECTION NOTICE

ID virtue OF an order OF the H0u0ra I.s
ID County Court Of Shelby C1uury. in Qu r.
terly Session, at The January Term, ISL.
voting pisces ~ said County,
ON SATURDAY, ZlTH MARCH. Is7L
TO test the sense fthe Quali1ed voters OF "a. DO
County on ratifying and approving be sc .a.
Of The County Court ln ius subslrlpu1 CA.
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLuABH ...
be paid IN i've yearly ms stalne ents 70 the G. .-
tai stock Of the
Selma, HaFlsnand AfmBhls Railroad Cen
paHY Of Tsan8ssss and ai8slsslDpI
Formerly the III smphls. Holly springs. Is-
Iona and selma HailroCd Company.
Those who fsVor the subscription shall.
have on their tickets the words FOR 10 o.
sCRIPTION." Those who oppose tie cub.
scription shall have On their tickets I
SUBSCRIPTION"
A list OF Officers, Judges anU Clerks vii. -s
published before the day OF Tie election.
MARQUIS j. WRIGHT
February g, 137i. Sheriff shelby County.
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Bacon-claar sides, l2lHc; hams, l31<c; shOul-
ders, l0c: sugRr-cured hams. i65sc. Lard, l3e
Corn, zoe. Oats, Sc Flour, S5gs
HOpTT
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New ADVERTISEMENTS
STATEMENT
or THE
FINANCIAL CONDITION
OF
SHELBY COUNTY, TENNESSEE,
FEBRUARY 1, 1871.


Gen. Marcus j. Wright,
Sheriff OF shelby County, Tenn.
SIR: In accordance with an order Of the
Quarterly County Court, made at Its January,
1914, Term, have the honor 20 submit the fol-
lowing statement for publication, with notice
o. election for the ratification Of a suDscfip-
ton OF Five Hundred thousand Dollars 500
J00I made by said Court 20 the Selma. Marion
and MemphIs Railroad CompanE.
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In addition TO the above amount ofndebted-
ness, there were sS0OOO0 Memphis and ohio
Railroad bonds, issued due aud payable as fol-
lows:
Ate per cent interest, issued April
], 1851, one hundred and twenty
bonds for one thousand dollars
from ,.....-......... .-sl2OO0OO %
Issued April ], 1856, one huudredand
five bonds for one thousand dOi-
years froin date ..............-.-.-..- IO5.O,O0O
Issued April D, 1856, seventy-hve
bonds for one thousand dollars
each, due and payable thirty years
And Of tn three hundred Misissip-
pi RIVER Railroad bonds issued,
due and payable as follows, at six
per cent interest, there are
Due January /, ls72......-.--.--........ 5000 OJ
Due January i, I,l87.....................- 5OOtO uJ
Due January ], l,l374......-.....-..-.-..- 5000 %
Due January J. ....... 5O,0OJ W
s5JOGOOO
Taxes for the year $50 due and unpaid Feb
ruary 2, 1871, Sl70672 81, as per statement Of
Vim. Mclean, tax collector
For general 80 75I GO
For Interest u. & o. r r. coupons. 59,657 80
For Mlss.R R-R r. bonds and coupons S9,55l eg
For udgments-.-..--. lss5a ~
For Bartlett Courthouse ................. ll9i3 81
sI7O.678 81
State Of tennessee D /, JAMES REILLY, Clerk
Shelby County Of the county court OF the
said County, do certify that the above and
foregoing is a true and correct statement OF the
financial condition Of Shelby county, as ap-
pears from the records I'm my Office and from
statements received from the Financial Agent,
County Trustee. First Circuit Court Clerk, Tax
Collector and Tax Collector on Privileges
- Witness my hand and seal of office az
Csr.rt office in Memphis this 18th day Of
49, JAMES REILLY,
County Court Clerk.
State Of Tennessee, I We. the undersigned Off
Shelby County. GERS of shelby ouuty TO
whom reference IS made in the above certlh-
cate Of County Court Clerk, DO hereby certify
that the above statement. 50 far as it apper-
talhs 10 receipts and disbursements made by
US, respectively, is true and correct
Witness our hands At Office this. aay of Feb
TuaTy, A. ID. 1871.
4. O. BLECKLEY,
financial Agent.
A. WOODWARD
County Trustee.
FRANK TAFT
First Circuit Court Clerk.
WM. MCLEAN,
Per VIM. ID. Miller, Dep.I Tax Collector.
J. HARVEY MATHEB,
fe2f Tax Col. on Privileges.
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Miller, Of Georgia, took his oath OF
Office In the Senate yesterday.
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70 amount due April l. 1870 as per
statement OF John League ESQ.
ex-COunty Court clerk. which was
based upon a report of the Presi-
dent OF County Commissioners,
made August ls64 ..-....--.-.--s573 90 IS
To amount appropriated by Quar-
terly County Court since April L.
1870, to February D, lsTI.......-....- Ig2 $50 IS
To amount warrants issued by Hon.
4 G. Bleckley, Chairman and Fi-
uaucial Agent, as per his state
ment iu payment Of certified bills
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MOBILE, February 24-Cotton Arm; mid
ding, l45<c. Net receipts, Js69; total, 4o4i
bales. Xporis-cOastWlse, 1863 bales. Sales
eeipts Of tns week, 1870 balee; gross. 10, SO.
Exports-tO Great Britain, l2684; to cOnti-
nent, l3U0i eOastWise, 3635 bales. Sales, 500
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OHARLFgTON.

CHARLESTON, February 24-OOtton arm /;
middlings, l45z9l43sci sea island SjcGsl Net
recei pts, to-day, lis4 bales gross 1915 bales.
ENpOrts-tO continent, 564; oOastwise 1905
bales. Sales. 700 bales. stock, 83.l33. Net re-
ceipts OF the week, 1876; gross, 7765 bales. Ex.
f46; cOastWise, 1923 bales. Sales, 800.
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LOUISVILLE.
NASHVILLE.

NASHVILLE, February 2f.-COtton steady
low n7iddIlng, lsa. Bulk msat8-clear sides
ii1Soi clear ri1, p7fqi ahqulders, sc, pseSea
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-08

Tho old adnonition, at war with waste,
tells US, keep q thing seven years mud
you'll Gnd use for it," Accepting this
teaching as sound, and We are not to no.
glecttopicA up horseshocs, pins, md such
stray luck as may lie in our path, and we
arc to refrain from tossing into the Gre this,
that and the other thing, for which wo
have no possible present use. There's q
time forcycrything; nothing was made in
vain. Put by in safety whit just now is
entirely out Of your wants and wishes, and
after some years its inevitable hour will
strike, and you WILDE giud you preserved
what you were tempted to destroy.
Perhaps you have been 10 tho habit Of
burning "last years almanac" regarding
itas bit Of literature withou. value, af-
ter its appointed twelve months we're over.
But even in The matter Of almanacs the
adm0nition has force. Ifyou happen to
have on the top shelf ofyour library, bur.
led beneath magazines, and pamphlets, and
dust, an almanac for 1865, takeit out aud
put it in uso for this year Of 1871. Hav.
ing kept il for six years, it once more be-.
comes useful after long vacation. ut
isworthy ofremark," gays an exchange,
'shat almanacs in use six years ago 1865
correspond exactly with those in use this
year in the dates Of Che month and days Of
!. the week" You see. don't you, that it is
we'll to save whero you can, and waste
nothing?
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q

HIT. HELMBoLD'S EXTRACT BUIHU
CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM I'M.
PRUDEN CES. HABITS OF DlSSI
/ PATTON, ETC,
in all their stages, at lttleexpense little or no
change in diet, no inconvenience, and no ex.
posure. 1t causes frequent desire, and gives
strength to Urinate, Thereby removing 0bstruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Structures Of the
Upthra, Allaying Pain and Inflammation, 50
frequent in this class Of diseases, ani expell.
ing all Poisonous matter.
Thousands who have been the victims Of
incompent persons, and who have paid heavy
fees to be cured in short time, have found
they have been deceived. and that the" Poison"
has, by the use 20" powerfu, astringents," been
dried up in The system to break out in a more
aggravated form, and perhaps after Marriage.
Use Helmbold's Extract Buchu for all AZ.
fections and Diseases Of the Urinary Organs,
whether existing in Male or Female. from
whatever cause originating, Of how long stan.
ding. Price one dollar and fifty cents per
Bottle.
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MI
HENRY 7. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENTRATED
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,

THE GREAT DIURETiC,
has cured every case of Diabetes in which il
has been given. Irritation the Neck Of the
Bladder, and Inflammation Of the Kidneys and
Bladder, Retention'of Urine, Diseases Of the
Prostate Gland, Stone in the Bladder. Oacu.
lus, Gravel, Brick Dust Deposit, and Mucus or
Milky Discharges, and for cufecbled and deli.
cate constitutions, Of both sexes, attended with
the following symptoms; Indis position 10 Elk.
ertion. Loss Of Power, Loss Of Memory, Dill.
real,y et BREATHING, .Wsak Nerves., Trembling.
Horror Of Disease, Wakeiulness, Dimness II
Vision. Pain in the Back, Hot Hands, Flush
ing ofthe Body. Drynass Of the Skin, Eruption
on the Face, Pallid Countenance, Universal
Lassitude Of The Muscular System, DC.
Used by persons from the ages Of Is 10 Is
and from IS to IS. or in the decline or change
Of life; after Confinement, or Labor Paias; Bed
Wcttins in children,
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"Five Years in Ono Place"

To view Of the distressing scarcity Of
competent girls to do house work just now
prevailing in tho western part Of this city,
the following incident is in ordcE A girl
called at the residence Of a gentleman on
High street, to apply for place in answer
TO an advertisement. Tho lady Of the
house asked for references.
II have lived five years atmy last place,
said the girl; iii you want to know any
more about. me, ask Father Hawley."
Tho lady was favorably impressed With
q girl who had lived five years without
changing her place, but concluded to call
on Father Hawley.
-Doyou know girl uamed so. aul-so?'
Eyes"
"She lived Eve years 10 her last placer
Eyes"
All correct so far. But as tho lady
turned to 60, Father Hawley inquired:
..Do you know where tho last place
mo, she diln'tuontioa that
ut was at the State prison"
The story is good one, but while We
smile in reading il, We cauuothelp asking
thsquekion whata woman, who is CON.
lptllsd to show such record Of service, is
to do, ifall the doors Of honest employ
ment are closed to her because Of it,
Hartford Couraat.
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BELLE MsHoNE.

" r. = ..H
Soon beyond the harbor bar.
Shall my bark be sailing far,
Der sheworld wander lone,
Sweet Belle Malone;
Der the grave weep good bye, =
lIoar. Oh, hear my lonely cry,
Oh. without thee, what am J.,
Sweet Belle Malone,
1900 CHORUS. -
Sweet Belle MaHppc: sweet Belle Malone,
Wait for mt at heavens gate,
Sweet Bell Malone; sweet Belle Malone.
Lonely, like a witlprel trce;
What is all the world 10 me,
4 Life and light were all in thee,
Sweet Belle Malone;
Daisies palc are growing DER.
All my heart can ever adpre;
Shall meet thee never more,
Sweet Belle Malone.
cHoRvsI--sweet Belle Mali one, &c.
Calmly. sweetly slumbcr on,
0n,y one ] call ny own,
While In tearsl wander lone,
Sweet Belle Malone.
Faded now seems everything;
But when comes eternal spring,
With thee I'll be wandering,
Sweet Belle Malone.
Caoaus.-- Sweet Belle Malone, &c.
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HENRY T. HELMBoLD's IMPROVED
ROSE v ASH

HENRY L. HELMBuLD'S IMPROVED
ROSE v ASH
cannot be surpassed as FACE WASH, and
will DO foundlhu only specific remedy in ey
cry species of CUTANEoUS AFFECTION,
Itspcedily eradicales Pimples, Spots, Scorbu.
tic Dryness, IndunLions Of the Cutaneous
Membrane, ETC., dispels Redness and Incipi'
ent inflammation Hives, Rash. Moth Patches,
Dryness of Scalp or Skin, Frost Bites, and all
purposes for which ,Salves or Ointment. ore
used aressores The skin 10 state Of purity and
softnsss, and insures continued healthy action
to the tissue Of It's vessels, on which uepends
the agreeable clearness aud viyacity Of com.
plexion so much sought and admired But
however valuable as aremedy for existing &c.
fecs Of tho skin, H. 7. Helmbold's Rose Wash
has long sustained It's principle claim to 10.
bounded patronag possessing qualities which
render tia Toilet Appendage Of the most Su
perlative and Congeniel character, combining
In an elegant formula those prominent requis.
ties, Safety and E6cacy--tho invariable &c.
compartments Of its use as Preservatiye and
Refresher Of the Complexion. 1t Is an excel.
lent Lotion for diseases ofa Syphilitic Nature,
and as IN injection for diseases Of the Urinary
Organs. arising from habitsof dissipation, used
in connection With the Extracts Buchu, Sans
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parilla, and Caiavbs Grape PILL, III such dis.
eases o. recommended cannot BE- surpassed.--
Price one dollar per bottle.
id

Full and explicit directions accompany The
medicines. ~ "
Evidence Of the most responsible and rslia.
bic character furnished on application, with
hundreds Of Thousands Of living witnesses, and
and upward of $1,000 unsolicited certificates
and recrmmendatory letters, many Of which
are from the highest sources, including emf.
nent Physicians, Clcrgymen, Statesmen, etc.,
The proprietor has never resorted 70 their pub.
LEGATION In the newspapers; lie does lot do this
from the fact that his articles rank q Standard
prepara ions, and do not need to be cropped
up by certificates.
Henry +. HellHbOld's Gem
uime Preparations.
Delivered to any address. Secure from Oh.
servation.
Established upward oftwenty years. Sold
by Duggi Is everywhere. Address letters for
Information, in confidence to Henry r. Helm.
bold, Druggist and Chemist.
Only Drpots: H T. HELMB0LD's Drug
and Chemical Warehouse, No. 594 Broadway
New York. or to H T HELMB0LD'S Medical
Depot, lOl South Tenth Street. Philadelphia,
Penn.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFElTS. Ask for
HENRY I. HELMBOLD'Sl Take no other.
February l6. S.
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Amodest bachelor says all be should
ask for ina wife would boa good temper,
sound health, good understanding, agree.
able hysiognomy, pretty figure, good con.
.uectious, domestic habits, resources Of a.
inusement, good spirits, conversational tai.
{, ens, elegant manners, and money.
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a Lecture
TOYoTTNG Nfrr

~@'@@2 ToYOUNG MEM.
Just Published, in sealed envelope. Price sic
cents. mn
a Lecture on the Nature, Treatment
and Radical Cure Of Spermatorrhea, or Semi.
nal weakness, Involuntary Emissions, Sexual
Debility, aud tmpediments 10 Marriage gener.
orally; Nervousness Consumption, Epilepsy,
aud Fits; mental and Physical lncapaciiy, r. 4.
tulling fIon Self Abuse, etc By R0BERTJ.
CtLVERWELL, NJ. D. Author Of The "Grcen
Book" etc.
The world.rellowned author, in tl,is admin.
Die Lecture, clearly proves from bis own expe.
rience that the awful consequences of Self.
Abuse may be cffectually removed without
medicines and without dangerous surgical
operations, hougies, instruments, rings or cor.
dIals, pointing out mode Of cure at once Ger.
tain and eficctual by which every sufferer, no
matter what his condition may be, may cure
himself eheaply. privately. and iadically.-
THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS.
Sent, under seal, III plain enyelppe, to any
address, on receipt Of six cents or two posiaee
stamps. Also, DR.. Culverwelps "Marriasss
Guide" lrite 2S cents Address the Publish,
ers, CHAS ]. @. KLINE 4 CO.,
l27 Bowery. New York, P.O, Box 1855.
January 5, ls7O-ly. p.acO.
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NHEAP ADvERTIslNG.--we will insert
" an advertisement in Eight Hundred
American Newspapers for six Dollars pcr
line per week. One line ore week will cost
six dollars, Two lines one week will cost
twelve dollars, and Ten line will cost sixty
dollars. Send for printed list. Address
GEO. I, R0WELL8 CO.. Advertising Agents
Al Park Row, New York.
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1.-THE last word' is the most dangerous
ofinfernal machines. Husband and wife
should no more strive to getit than they
would struggleto get possession ola light
cd bombshell.
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Aboy's idea Of having tooth drawn
maybe summddnp as follows: "Thc doc.
tor bitchddon me, and pulled his best,
and just before it killed me tho tooth came
out"
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bark Twain says: 81 have seen slower
people than | am-and more deliberate
people than1 am--and even quietcr and
moro listless and lazier people than an
But they were dead"
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Alta celebration poor peddler, who
was present, being called upon for toast,
offered the following: Here is to proverty,
It sticks to man when oil bis friends do.
ssrtbin.'
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Mr.. Collins, Of Hartford, bought a fer
ocious Watchdog. Mr.. Collins came home
late that night. His wife says that bis
trousers cant be mcndcd. The dogs skin
is for sale cheap. Mr.. Collins hopes to
10 able to sit down in q few weeks.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-08

A gentleman addressing passionate
love letter to lady in the same town, ad.
ded this curious postscript: Please to
send aspeedy answer, rs | have somebody
else to- my eye.
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"You say" said . judge to witness,
'that the plaintiff resorted to an ingenious
use Of ciscumstaatial evidence; state just
exactly what you mean by that well,
said the witness, "my exact meaning is
that be lied"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-08

A young ladyas Troy, while engaged
lin conversation with "a gentleman few
days since. spoke u having resided in St.
Louis. WAS St. Louis yournative placer
inquired the gentleman. well yes
part Of the time, responded the lady.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-08

By no means put yourself in another
PERSONS power; if you put your thumb
between two grinders. they are very apt to
bite.
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"Wbat is the annual corn crop Of Ken
'tuckys" asked foreign tourist Of a Ken
tuckian. Il cant exactly say" replied
s.ho Koutuckaiu; "but | know it's enough
to make all the whisky We want, besides
what's wasted for bread"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-08
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HENRY 4. HELMBOLD'S
( HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
FLUID EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically extermina,e from the system
Scrofula, Syphilis, Fever Sores. Ulcers, Sore
Eyes. Sore Legs, Sore Mouth, Sore Head, Bron'
chitis, Skin Diseases, Salt Rheum, Cankers,
Runrings from the 4 Z. White Swellings,Tu.
mors, Gancerous Affections, Nodes, ricketts,,
Glandulnr Swellings, Night Sweats, Rash,
letter, Humors Of all Kinds. Chronic Rheuma.
tism, Dyspepsia, md all diseases that have
been established in The system for years.