The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-09-06

! 'Hi'', ,'r'n " ", Nio vi HNtu
over whitii $our realistic write,
might pardonEGlY gloat, but arc
too narrowing to be here depicted
Otherwise the effect might be a.
serious as Popo Describes iii IT.
Grape of The Lock )"
"Thcn IInSh'd the living lightning II ON hcr
rrra,
And screams Of horror rcud tn ahrghtct
! skies.
Not louder shouts to pi,yins Heaven nrc
east,
! When hnsb,nds or when lap.dogs breathe
their lSt."
Sill there arc certain acccsso.
rirs to the gigglc which arc per
tincnt to tho subject and harinlrss
to delicate nerves. The handicr.
chlrfl II generally found useful, and
when spread over l'H incc rivcs N
captivating expression thereto,
since it is perfectly invis,l'!e: The
h"nls are perfectly rciuxcd, to dc,
note women Impotence. The arms
arc widely tossed about, 10 cN-
I press feuniuiuc reserve. The eyes
roll fcnrtnIly in their sockets, to
! show mai|cnly coyn"aa. The hair
il dishrvcI!rd, TO EXPRESS extreme
, delicHcy. Tie talk is iItohcrcnl,
, TO signify logical force. Aud. ns
u last resort, your professional
gigglcr, the radical, the adept in
her art, will throw herself, with
the widest abandon. in Il chair, or
bury her iaco in the luxurious
! depths Of Il sofa.
The symptoms and diagonosis
Of giggliny arc now LolcrahIy we'll
understood Its causes arc yet
drapcd in psychological, phySiolo
gical, aud pathological mystery.
Possibly, in generations to come,
some Beaumont, or Harvey, or
Draper will explore its hidden
depths, and bring up to the sur,
face the "opcn sesame" to the sci
cncc and relief Of the afflicted. In
! those days. the intimate relation
of matter and spirit will be darkIy
limited at. Wiscacres will sagrIy
shake their heads, whisper "clcc,
tricity" md suggest tho "move,
men" cure: Somo will PROFOUND the
theory Of spontaneous genErntion
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My,>rrn1o,:s Ti'r1,rGn, T.--TEc Lnn
don C,uyi (.jy,.viay relates tb, fol
low;n,r ,nccdoin rcsnrctinv , no
bic I,Iv, who is younr beautiful
and GOOD.
Dnrin~ thc army bin debate bc,
nobl, hnsbaud, who is as pror,
and fond Of her as Il. should ne
was lust about to rise aud deliver :
violent attack upon som ,thiny o,
somebody, when telegram wa.
| put into his hands. IIrrcadit, turn
| cd rnlc and nuittcd the House
called u cab, drove to the Charm.
! Cross station and went to Dover
san,l was no more heard of unit
tho next day, when lie rrlurnc,
to his own home, and to his frs,
inquiry was told that the Counties.
tcnc' 10 her, and II terrible row
cnsucd, The exact words, Of whicl
no one knows hut themselves
Nt last however, lie burst out
"Thcn what did you mean hJ
your tclegram? "Mcan? What
] said of cofrsc. What are yoI
talking aboul"' "Rcad it ioryour
. self" returned the still nnaprrasc'
husband. She dld rcad: Il flee
with r.--~--~to Dover straight
! Pray for me" For moment she
was startled, but then burst into ,
hearty fit OF laughter "Mosl
drcNlful telegraph pcoplo. N'
wnndcr you arc out Of your mind