The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1871-09-27
] BREvETIEs.
Newport has 800 furn-outs.

Newport has 800 furn-outs 4d
The original queen klux-1he Chinese.
A patent apine i = late feminine novelty
Paper table cloths will be the next noy
| city. 81 go ];
/ ANewport landlord has three thousane
dollar watch. n
A Chicago man possesses the first green
back printed. s.*s stss 3
The hair Of ! six year old girl IN Detroit i
turning gray. s55 s.s
| seymour. Indiana. has a. melon patch oc
cupying 700 acres. IS ,.s
An Indiana cat attacked q copperhea{
snake last week and killed it. Bs bla
Cnba. with Loo. 600 ifihabitants,s.is taxes
$33 .000, 900 annually. !.
Some young ladies go on playing at vipgt
et-un till they gel past thirty. e .'ia
They run sewing machine in Cincinnati
by hot air--Hotair being the girls name.
At a. Staten Island wedding there are 10 b.
ten bridesmaids hut no groomsman.
"A Burlington yaung lady says the armless
woman ot Barnnm's show l'.writes q very
good foot .s,s..s1s sss
The day to pick your wife is Choose-day.
"Wednesday is the day to get married OF
course. aa 19g
The number Of Confederate flags in posses.
sion Of the Government at Washington is five
hundred and forty two 81
A New Hampshire woman picked $1,000
hnckleberries in ten ilours-the funny mal,
of the Boston Post counted 'ein. -
A new style of obituary item has been in
vented. Here is the first sample: Francis
Bohle. OF New Y"rk--third-story window. !
Calais. Me-. is a nice place for Young men
to go to. The local papers there say that
two-thirds Of the town is to he inherited by
young girls. i1 s49 osS5 ffs3 sd sai8#
The buzz Of butnblebee saved an Illinois
mans property. 1t awakened him in time
to save his shep and house which had caught
fire accidentally. @
Satanta begged like dog when the Texas
court senteeced h1m. The big lnjun Of ro-
nance wouldn't have done this. but the Injun
of reality is base fraud.
Charleston, South Carolina. has a portrait
in oil of Gen. Thomas Sumter, one of the de-
tenders Of that city in the first revolution.
taken when he was 9S years Of age. .s
Bridal cars are proposed for horse railways
in Chicag1. The honeymoons are so short
there that newly married couples can't spare
the time for tour out of the city, g34sa
A Massachusetts Irishman was s.inques-
ted'' for a broken neck. and during the wake
which followed. jumped up and wanted to
whip '.every mither's sonof 'em.H.
AT a recent review at Wimbledon. Eng
lie appearance, and their wretched chests.
We're matters of common talk in the camp.
The pastor of the Baptist church in Cam
bridge. baptized two young ladies the other
day. and then married ore of them right
there in the church before she had time to
get dry.
A strict temperance min in Connecticut
would not let his horse drink out of public
trough which had the word ''bitters'' painted
upon it by some peripatetie advertising
agent. f5 f,srs.ef.. -
A remarkable family lives in Dallas coull-
ty. Arkansas. The father is los years old,
the mother JOG. and the two are parents OF
twenty-nine children-titteen boys and four
teen girls.
Three Wall street operators at Long
Branch trying TO buy a $2oo.0O0 house, paida
visit to the city one day. and returned at
night penniless. The Island corner had
them.
In chasing an annoying dog the other day,
a Portland man ran against a clothes line
which widened his mouth and extracted two
teeth without pay. and he didn't catch the
dog either. IN s3sA @
Apropos of the discussions in England
the future Of the House Of Lords.
Blackwood's Magazine suggests thatit is best
to let the nobility quietly die out at their.
earliest convenience.
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.
The Ohio river is going todecline, 1t keeps
It's bed and is quite low. I'll
Why was Eve not afraid OF the measles
Because she'd Adam.
i When you hear man say Life is but q
lream. = tread on his corns. Life is real.
II you want to eat just such pudding as
7our mother made when you were boy.
vou must somehow revive boys appetite
md palate.
NJ Thiers said, OH being asked to show In
lulgence to the insurgents, Certainly, for
he obscure, the weak. the erring, the igno-
ant; but for the leaders we have been and
hall be pitiless. y
President Hlliot. of Harvard University, is
spending his vacation in yacht, sailing
llong the Eastern coast. and passing camp
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