Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-03-16
For the REPUBLICAN.
or the REPIBLIIAN'
THE TICKLED DUTCH
MAN.
WOOSTER, O., March 9, 1871.

WOOSTER, o., March 9, 1871.
Mr.. EDIToRs-Hy Dear .Sirs:-l
wish to spoke few worts NIT you.
l got so mooch to rite in your baper
1 font know vat to say de first. Tis
all apout tie pig show vat wash in te
Arcatome hall te oder mite. Now,
vat you tink? goes up in tie Area
tome, unit der ware many becples
der alreaty, unit l gets EN- a goot
seat ounst, und de beeples still vas
comm up to de show. Purity soon
da wash all in. Tirectly leetle pell
ringst, youst like it always dose in
ter theatre, ven deys goin to do
something else. Ten purity soon tie
vat you call it rolled up, unit ten vot
you dinks? tare sets tie beeples town
dare on dem panks, youst like as if
da wares all fishin; unit purity soon
da all commenst to sing "Pie der
rivers of Babalon dare We sot down
unit vept." Den 1 pegins to see vat
wash it; da wash in mutch trouples.
l most criet. Purity soon da all
stants EN- up; ten tey all sings so
lout as vat ever tey can; ten purity
soon comes feller schlipt in pefore
TEN beeples. Oh. he wash dressed
so nice all over vite in a mite gown,
init a ret shawl on. Den thinks says
1, dat looks youst like somepotty,
unit den l scratched mine heat unit
looket arount, unit l heard somepotty
say dat wash Daniel, in pig letters,
vat ish to go in init de lions ten,
cunt 1 youst believet it like every
ting, unit ven he singet l youst be-
leivet worse as ever, for he youst
singet so nice as vat ever he could.
/ youst tot for leedle vile 1 wash IN
My Yorich. l youst believe it vas
Brignolia, only L note it vosent,
youst so soon as l heart him sing a
leetle. Daniel told the beeples
somesing ven he singet by himself.
1t vas SO nice like everything. The
beeples all salt YAH ount ten de
pig landscape fell all town over EN-.
Oh, Mr.. Editor, l wash so glat !
wash dare. INT den dat leetle feller
NIT long viskers comes out to sing
q leetle bit nit his swuaster; dey
call him Ezzariah, pelieve. Dot
vasch nice, but not so nice as dat
pig feller Dan. Oh, he ish accom-
plished singer unit acter vot wash
ever in dis town. TIE Vain County
Temocrat says so, unit youst pc
lieve tenn fellers nose youst like ev-
eryting. Tey never tells lies nor
ish mistaken apout anything.
Mr.. Editor, tells you someding
else. Ven dat leetle feller vat da
call de Persian King to Mrs. W. w.
Firestone come out, he makes TEN
fellers all slant rount likes every
tings. But vasent dat feller dressed
nice? Youst so nice as a big sun
flower. But I wash so scared l trem-
pied ven he sings some of dem fel-
lers must go in de furniss, for l youst
tink it is so hotter as lightning. But,
Mr.. Editor, everytings vent off youst
exactly so nice as vot never wash,
until Mrs. Firestone's leedle King
salt somepotty moost go in de lions
ten. youst trempled all de vile,
unit ven saw it wash tat accom-
plished feller unit acter, vot 1 tot
wash Mr.. Brignolia, only it wasn't,
1 youst tot de show wash out, for l
node de lions would eat him rite
away up so quick as lightning. l
youst pelieve tey tidn't put him all
de way in, or else Herr Driesbach
had youst been dare unit fet EN-. l
tan't pelieve tey wash hungry.
Now, Mr.. Editor, as how would
like to say somesing more apout Mr..
Professor Webster, vot viggled tat
stick pefore der beeples eyes unit
stoot rite in de way ven tey tried to
look SO fast at de show. 1 youst
didn't care for my holpf tollar, but
1 youst dell you Something's, it makes
de beeples cross-eyed to look trough
a Big Professor sthick viggler, unit
tryes to see de show both all at
onst. It's no use, wink is youst so
good to a plint horse as a not,vat
you dinks9
Now, Mr.. Editor, 1 ton't know
vot you vos, but vosh tickled from
one end to de ouder of dat show,
unit wash sorry, very, dat big land
scape fell town for te last time.
EULERICH ScHL oCKEMsTIFF.