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The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

A Committee Of the Michigan Legislature. Of
which Hon. Gilbert Hathaway is a member, which
had the subject of woman suffrage before it. made
a report in verse a cory of which cut from the
journals, Is sent Us. They say:
They're profoundly impressed with the fact; which is
plain
which fast yuur Committee nov rise 70 explain
That the -oass and the OF wives and mo;hcTs
And may be our sisters and possibly Others,
Are indeed very great, hard o. hear, and oppressivei
Tremendously rourh. and really excessive.
While The truth now patent TO all 81 the nation,
That women arr slave to the lords OF oreaiioa;'
waile all Of this trouble and usery-uc,e-
Comes ont e the al5t TIA; women can't voie!n
And after going on to show the state Of things
that will exist under woman suffrage, conclude as
follows:
d. Oh. blessed mIleaial Arnbrosial days,
Your neglected Aus has slept while the blaze
OF the woulaus Rights question startled the world
WIKI it. bauu,r nov gently and calmly uufarled
Ca which is emtlazoacd, IN letters u sold
$, at least, your C5Halitiee are oandidiy tod
.Oh, Mani cruel Man. Of tyraauieal BREATH
Oh give u, the ballot, or-gve Us grim DeathH
..'Tis question ;hs, lo;hsrs and vezcs Us sure,
And one tlai many d. say is -b1-e;'
But we your Committee with one single voice,
Decide tbs report their unanimous choice
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

TrRED OF IA little girl, the daughter Of
one Of our leading diviues. sat one hot Sunday
IN the iniant-cIass Somebody was doing Moses
in the FURNISHES. The little girl put up her hand
and shook It. After long time the teacher
said. We'll. Ella, what do you want p
20 dear she answered. I'm jis' sick and tired
Of Moses in the bulrushes."
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

a TRAVELLER. We are told, being in wild
country where he could find no provisions for
himself or dog. cut of the dogs tail and boiIed
il for bis own supper. and gave the dog The bone.
THEEE was little bey, and he bis mo.bsrsj sy,
But What he loved best vsf5s-
With waffle in his mouth lie was svesisr than tie
South:
But when Il was zone. be vas awful
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

FAScT.7 said Sidney Smith to some ladies.
when be was told that one Of the eiraaes at the
Geological Gardens had caught cold. giraf-
with two yards Of sore throat
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

A xky in Michigan sVapped bis horse for a
wife An old bachelor acquaintance said he'd
bet there was something wrong with the horse.
or is o~uer would BOT have fooled II away 10
that reckless manner
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

-MsxXA. don't yon think Pug onght to be
raceinaied2- What nonsense dear They only
vaccinaie human beings- Why. Lady Fake
var had al her servants vaeeinated. mamma r
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

Is Boston the iailors send out 6unniug letters
to some Of their customers IN the following form :
You vii please call and pay your hill or buy
some more clothes without delay. doa'i care
n-lirh =
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

~WHAT would YOU Ike to be when you become
man 2" said fond mother to her young hopeful.
= Would you Ike TO be merchant. or doctor
or lawyer or preaober." think; mamma
said the urchin. Ia rather be candy shop p
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

PorrrNe CoRy.- Philadelphia turns out a
batch Of young doctors every full moon to prey
upon the people One Of them settled at Ha-
vaua H.. and hung out his single. The frs,
case be bad was boy, who, while Smelling pop
corn, got kernel in his windpipe. The doctor
examined the case carefully, looked at the pa
TENTS tongue, and then told the father of the
boy to build up hot FIRE. When that was done,
the doctor told them to take the boy and hold
him over the FIRE until the kernel got hot enough
to pop out" The old man went Up stairs and
got his shotgun, but while he was loading it the
doctor escaped. He had a diploma. though, from
a Philadelphia college, and said be had cured lots
Of such cases in that way.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

THE strongest propensity 10 Eoman's nature,
says careful student Of the sex. Is to want to
knox what Is going on, and the next strongest
to boss the Job
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31
Licenses Expiring in May, 1871.

D ETATI-Honoislu. 18th. Aiapai; %. S. Maznin;
IL u, John steuneik %. Tex Ngin II. E.
srsebz Co.; 20. Along 4 Aehack p. l. L. Tor
bert Maiokai-Kupeke. IS. Kalnapihaois. Hama
8aui-19. T. Lyon Wailsku Mani, IS, Charles
syiua; %, Charles sylvia; Ksanae. Maui, ], Eauhi
kuaiaHala Bans, Is, Al Leah. Waimea. Kauai
y. Chung Tai.
HHOLEsALE--HoDolHla, !. Adams Wilder.
AUCTION-HenoiuIs5, c. s.Barfow.
BILLIAkD-Hosoi1lu. 30. Joseph Pickfsrd
aiiukn, %, Wong Ko
Observation-Disclosures Islands q. Geo. = Shin
ley.
LAPAAU-Waialaa Molokai. 2. Keluhi Halzua.
Moiokai, 3, IBui " ailua, MoIokai 3 Eetnfu- Ma
kasso. Nari-6, Eekaeuna
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

CoNsOLISs.-~M NJ dear TREND. said 4 gentleman
70 bankrupt The other day, I'm sorry TO hear Of
your misfortune: your family has ny vlrmest sym
paihies-n "Oh, don't trouble yourself about ny
family; looked ont FOR them. you bet Just save
your synpaihies for the families OF ny creditors
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

TEE woman Who makeih god pndding IN
silence Is better than one that maksih tart
The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-05-31

BAooS said: u youth, women are our idols: al
ripe az, orr eompaions; IN cid age, orr nurses;
and in III ages, our friends.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18
RatIroa1e.
NEW LONDON NORTHERN RAILROAD.
La % 3

On and after JUNE 5rH, 1871, Passenger Trains will
leave New London as follows:
For Bellows Falls and the North, at 300 A. NJ con-
Meeting at Willimanio for Hartford: at Palmer for
Albany, Boston, Ware and Gilbertyille; at CIRCUITS
for Greenfield and Fitchburg.
For Palmer, at $40 A. NJ connecting al WilimAniic
for Hartford; at Palmer, for Albany, Boston, Ware
Gbertyille and Grouts; at CIRCUITS for Bellows Falls
Fitchburg and Greenfield.
idence and New Haven, for Worcester and Proyi.
dencc and at 800 p NJ. connecting from New York
For Palmer, at 2.i5 ?. NJ. connecting from proyi-
. dence; at willimantc for Hartford; at Palmer for
Albany and Boston; aud for Amherst Ware and
Gnbertville. At $50 p. NJ, connecting from New
York and Sonington.
And Other Points as Followsi
AMHERST for Palmer $40 4 1887 A. NJ, con-
Meeting for Boston, Albany and New London sos
p NJ, connecting for Springfield, Albany, New Lon
don, and New York via Steamer; $50 a. NJ and 1. 80
7. NJ. for CIRCUITS, connecting for Bellows Fails,
Fitchburg, and Greenfield.
WARE for Palmer, Iii 4 1910 A. NJ, connecting
For Albany, Boston and New London. 45O p. M,
connecting for Albany, New London. and Steamer
PALMER for New London, 5.2J 4 s.I5A ". 4
2.J5 p. NJ. connecting from Albany and Boston
Of New London for Providence, New Haven and New
York; $40 p. NJ, connecting from Boston & SPRING
field; and ut New London for New York via steamer.
s.l6 A. NJ. 220 and $40 p. NJ. for Amherst, COM
Meeting from Albany, Boston, and New London SIS
A. NJ and 1920 p. NJ. for drouts, connecting for
Bellows Falls, Fitchburg and Greenfield; $40 A. NJ.
and 1910 p. M. for Ware, connecting from Boston,
from Boston, Springfield and New London.
BELLOWS FALLS for New London, Ia , A. VI and
and Z'3o II. M, connecting with trains from the
North and with Steamer at New London for New
York at $40 p. NJ.
CIRCUITS for New London 1000 A. VI. 4 400 p.
NJ; connectingfron the North, Fitchburg and Green
field.
NORWICH for Palmer D .33, s.4s A. NJ, 3.tG and
Gas p NJ. for New London connecting for New
York by rail at 61O, $50, 1898 A. NJ, lao and 44O
p. M, and by Steamer ut $50 r. NJ
wILLIMANTIC for Palmer 81 .. 0.f3 A. 4.O5
and ST. p. NJ. For New London, al and 9.l2 4.
NJ, and 400 and 800 p NJ.
June 1871. GRO. A. MERRILL, SURF.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

This is an ago of inquiry and people are
beginning TO realize the magnitude OF the
tvil caused by the use of injurious compounds
Tor the hair, which are prepared and forced
INTO market, by men who are not practical
physicians, and who may not be aware Of the
.ajury they arc producing. These prcpara-
lions have been analysed by competent chem
lists, and shown to contain poisonous sub
stances, causing Nervousness, Headache, Par
Llysis, and often fatal results,
In contrast with such injurious articles, we
call attention to the Hair Restorer prepared
by DR.. II. Greene, Superintendent of the Bos-
ion Medical Institute, who has been sue
cessful physician in Boston for more than
quarter of a century. DR.. Greene uses veg
etable Remedies only, and can assure the pub
lie that this Hair Restorer will do all that is
claimed for it, without accessibility Of injury.
81 have tested sample Of Dr. GreeHfs Hair
Rsstorer, and find that no poisonous metals or
Injurious matters erist in IL.
@. 4. JACKSON, State 1Ssdytr."
The use of this Hair Rcstorer for twenty
Eve years has tested its superiority as a dress
ing, and its power to preserve the hair and
scalp in healthy condition. 1t removes
dandruff, prevents the hair from falling off,
preserves its natural color, restores it when
prematurely gray, renders it soft and glossy,
promotes its healthy growth, and is the best
dressing ever discovered. While other prep
arations are sold at almost any price, DR.,
Greene's Hair Restorer has sustained its good
qualities, its price, and its reputation. 1t il
prepared by Dr. r.. Greene at the Medical In
stitute, "a Temple Place, Boston, and sold at
81 per bottle, or six for So, or sent by ex-
press to any part Of the country. Pamphlet
sent free. Address DIR. X. Greene, "a Tenn
pie Place, Boston, Mass.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

GROWTH OF PLANTS IN AQUEous SoLu-
lions. -Experiments have been prosecu-
ted of late by German psychologists in re-
gard to the cultivation % plants in aqueous
solutions of different substances, without
the addition OF any earth and, as the gen
eral result, We are informed that plant
will grow, bloom, and ripen fruit, without
oeing inserted in soil of any kind, but
simply in liquid which contains eight
different substances, namely: potash, lime,
magnesia, iron, sulphuric acid, phosphoric
acid, chlorine, and nitric acid, the nitric
acid being capable OF being replaced by
ammonia or hippuric acid, uric acid, &c.
II is furthermore stated that neither the
nitrogen compounds, iron, nor any other
Of these eight bodies can be omitted from
the fluid in question If the plants are to
pass through their various stages of de-
velopment without becoming bleached or
prematurely dwarfed. 1t is also shown by
the experiments that while only these eight
bodies are necessary elements of our cul-
ture-plants, others, found in ashes, such as
silicic aoid, manganese. copper. fiuorine.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18
Farm and FareSlde.
- SETTLED POLICY. O.v THE
FIRM.

The whole secret of the successful farmer
often lies in his having fixed plan of ope-
rations. Multitndes have no plan but to
meet their immediate necessities and make
money by the easiest and seemingly short
est methods Ii wool brings high prices
thoy will gradually give up dairying and
work in sheep, with the expectation of
making their fortunes. If wool and NUT
ton raising for u time does not pay. they sell
their flocks at great sacrifice hops are
10 cents a pound, they invest in hop-poles
and kilns for drying, and expect sudden
wealth. If, when their yards come into full
bearing, the prices fall off half or more,
Ihey are disguised, and ready to pillow up
their yards, concluding the business will
not pay. There are men who are always
taking up good thing little too late to
make money by ii. The farmer cannot at
ford this continual change. His business
j. less speculative than any other and, aller
providing for the wants OF his family and
stock, he should give his attention steadily
10 the production OF few animals, crops
or other products, on which he can rely to
raise money. Any branch of farm indus
try. steadily followed, will be found profita-
bile. Dairying in a year Of short grass
might not pay very well.
But wears of drought are exceptions, and
the man who makes first-rate butter and
cheese will find them reliable source Of
income. Where especially is made of some
one crop, it is particularly important that
he should follow it steadily. The raising
of hops or tobacco requires fixtures that are
useless in any other branch of farming, and
the change of crops involves a considerable
loss of capital. Besides, we are always
learning in u business to which we give ha-
htual attention, and this knowledge is as
much part of our capital as the money in
vested in tools and buildings. If man
should make potatoes his Leading crop. he
would study to lessen the cost of produce
lion, and would resort to devices in the
preparation of the seed aud the soil, in the
use of manures, and in cultivation, quite
unknown TO the farmer who pursues n care
less style OF hnsbandry. He could raise
potatoes cheaper than his neighbor, by rea-
son OF his improved methods, and, If he
sold at the same price, maze money. What
over branch of farming you follow, stick to
it, if moderately profitable. Lay your plans
ahead and be prepared for exceptional
years, when large profits come from high
prices, or losses from uniavorable seasons
A mixed husbandry is always the safer
and is not inconsistent with the cultivation
Of commercial crops as tobacco, hops, fax
onion seeds, or vegetable seed of any kind
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

PRESERVING THE FLAVOR OF BuTrER.-
The German Agriculturst says that great
portion of the fine flavor of fresh butter is
destroyed by the usual mode of washing,
and he recommends a thorough kncading
for the removal of the buttcrmilk, and a
subsequent pressing in linen cloth. But
ter thus prepared, according TO our author
ity is prominent for its sweetness of taste
and davor, qualities which are retained
long time. To improve manufactured but
ter we are advised by the same authority
to work it thoroughly with fresh cold milk,
and then to wash it in clear water; and ii
is said that even old and rancid butter may
DO rendered palatable by washing il in
water to which few drops of solution OF
chloride Of lime have been added.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

Fattcred by the reception Of and great demand for
the above valuable timely treatsts, and alsu to
meet great need Of the patsont the author has
just published new book, treating exclusively Of
NERVOUS AND MENTAL DlSEAsLS. $50 pp, cloth
Price 81 90, or hENT TBEE on receipt Il s. for the
other two books, postage paid.
These are, beyond all comparison, the most tAtraor-
binary works Physiology ever published. There Is
nothing whatever that the MARRIED or SINGLE Of
EITHER SEX eau either require or wish to know, but
what is fully explained, and many matters OF the most
important and Interesting character introduced to
which no allusion even can be found in any other
works in our language. All the NEW DIsooyERIEs of
the author whose experience is such as probably never
before fell to the lot OF any man. are given in full No
person should be without these valuable books
VALUABLE BOOKS. We have received the
valuable medical works published by the Pc
are Of actual merit and should ind place in every in
telligont family. They are not the cheap order #
abulnnablc trash published by irresponsible parties,
and purchased crafty tastes but written
by responsible professional gentleman Of emnence,
Of instruction on vital matters, concerning
which lamentable ignorance exists. The important
subjects presented are treated with decacy ability
aud care, and, an appendix many useful proscriT
tions for prevailing complaints are added.-Coos Re
publican, Lancaster, N. H., Sep. Z, 1869.
" The anthor Of these books is one Of the most
learned and popular physicians OF the day, and is
entitled to the gratitude Of our race for these nvaua
BILE productions. II seems to be his aim to induce
to which they are subject, and he tells them just how
and when TO doit.-FdrmiHgf0n ChrOHioie, Farming
ton, Me-, sept. Is, 1863.
N. b. The Author OF the above. named medical
works is the Chief Consulting Physician OF the Pea
body Medical Institute and il so constantly employed
in consultation with inyads from all parts Of the
country, that he has time for mere business de-
tails Therefore all letters should be addressed TO the
PEABODY MEDICAL INSTITUTE, or to Dr. W. II.
PARKER, the Medical Assistant of the Author, and
his Business Agent, who, well as the Author him
self may be consulted all diseases requiring skill,
secresy and experience.
IsuoLABLE sEcBEsY ASpCERrAIs RELiTF. ly17
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

Peach PICKLES. Take any quantity OF
line peaches just before they ripen stick
into each one four or five cloves; make
syrup of three pints of vinegar and three
pounds of brown sugar to every seven
pounds of peaches; and cinnamon if you
like. Bring the syrup TO a boil, and pour
hot over them repeat the process for three
days or until they are shrunk on the pit.
Aft5r the last scald, they should he well
covered and put away in a very cool cellar
until cold weather sets in. They will be
ready to use, however in a few days after
they are picked.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

SCIENCE THE ALLY or TEMPERANCE
The best friend Of temperance still points
with unerring finger toward the most COM
plcte total abstaining as our ultimate goal
Experiments made by scientists, for purely
scientific purposes, continue TO demonstrate
that alcohol is just as surely the physical as
it il the mental, the moral, and the eco
nOmical enemy of man. The facts thus
demonstrated are wonderfully curious and
Interesting, showing the details of the
physical ruin that it works to be as amaz-
ing rs the moral deSolation that follows in
its train. They can also be adapted to the
popular understanding with far greater
success than lnany of the other scientific
topics now so atIractively placed before the
people. Science can thus be made the
strongest ally of temperance. Medical
men are also yielding to these truths of sci
ence, and talking of the possibility of dis
pcnsing entirely with the use of alcohol in
medicine; and, what il more some of them
are doing 80 with decided success. When
all this is done, there will be no more ex-
cuse for taking alcohol into the human sys-
tenn in any form. The immense mischief
which it works in u thousand shapes.
strongly iayOrs the idea that ii never was
intended by an all-wise Providence for this
purpose. When this ground comes TO be
occupied, We shall he able to work consist
emily. We shall then have no more sane
tiouing Of the little which creates the un-
comfortable appetite; no more calling
"cyil good, and good evil" Tell ny not
that this good time coming is far distant.
Let us work for it and eIpec' it.--THe M
honoi Temperance Adrocats.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

The wives Of Gen. Sherman aud Adj
miral Dahlgrcn, with Miss G. f. Beecher
have started paper in Baltimore, in oppo-
True Woman.
Among those killed in the late riot in
New York was George Washburn, of Fox
boro, Mass, well known in the army of the
Potomac as a daring scout. His wonderful
adventures within the enemys lines In va
rious DISCUSSES are well remembered by
veterans of that army To the soldiers he
seemed to bear charmed life, and ii is
strange he should pass unscathed through
such battles as Gettysburg aud the Wilder
ness 10 be killed while peacefully viewing
n procession.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

and soda, are TO be considered, if not essen
tial, al any rate useful. Finally, the OK
perimonts appear TO show that plant is
capable of deriving the whole of the carbon
necessary for its growth, for the increase of
its foliage, for the formation of sugar,
starch, &c, from the atmospheric air, in
the form of carbonic acid, by means of the
stomata of its leaves. This novel method
of prosecuting Investigations upon the
growth of plants aud the formation Of their
tissues and components, it is believed,
tends much towards securing exact results
in such researches, and in time may en-
able us TO acquire a thorough knowledge
of the phenomena involved.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18
BOSTON
M { DICAL
INSTITUTE,
No. "a Temple Place,
BOSTON.
d. b. RUSSELL, Pres't.
W. II. WILBUR, secr'y.
Il. GREENE, NJ. D.,
Supt. Physician.
BOSTON

The object in establishing this Institution
was TO attain the greatest perfection in the
preparation, practice and use of Vegetable
Remedies, and to secure permanent place
where Families, Invalids, or any person could
obtain the best medical advice, and such rem
edies as each might require, without the use
of poisonous drugs.
DR.. Greene has been Physician of the lnsti-
tute since its foundation, now more than
twenty-five years. Few men have had SO
large experience in the treatment Of chronic
diseases DR.. Greene is in his ffty-ffth year
and has devoted his life to this branch Of his
profession, and his success, we believe is with
out parallel,
Among the diseases to which he gives es-
pecial attention may be noticed Cancer, Scrof-
ula, Catarrh, Bronchitis, Consumption, Heart
Disease, Neuralgia, Asthma, Nervousness,
rheumatism, Paralysis, Spinal Diseases, Dys-
pepsia, Liver Complaint, Female Complaints,
Faint Stomach, Erysipelas, White Swelling,
Salt Rheum, Canker, Deafness, Kidney Dis
eases, Seminal Weakness, sc.
Dr. Greene's Medical Pamphlet, descrip-
tive of diseases and their proper treatment, will
be sent free to invalids.
Address, II. GREENE, VI. D.,
81 Temple Place Boston,, Mass.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1871-08-18

How TO GET PLENTY OF FRESH EaGs.-
In long communication to the German
town Telegraph, upon the subject of poul-
try, Mr.. +. Dwight oil Hudson, Michigan,
considers the question, GLOW to get plenty
OF good favored fresh eggs with little
trouble" and thinks if there is any secret
in it he has discovered it, and makes the
same public for the benefit Of all interested.
lie says:
"once, thirty years ago, was troubled
lust as my neighbor now is. / fed my hens
plenty of corn, and got but few eggs. /
reasoned upon the matter, and happened
to think that the constituent part Of milk
and the white of eggs were much alike.
Now, it has long been known to milkmen
that wheat middliugs and bran are about
the best of any feed TO make COW give
milk why not then the best TO make the
hens lay eggs? | tried it, and since then
have had no trouble. My mode of prepar-
ing the feed is to mix about five parts of
bran with one of middlings. In the morn
ing | wet up with water about four quarts
of the mixture in a large tin pan, taking
pains to have il rather dry, though all
damp. This | set in warm, sunny spot,
south of their shed, and they walk up, take
IA few dips, don't seem to fancy it like corn,
and start of on a short hunt for something
better. but always coming round in It short
time for few more from the dish of bran.
There is little time during the whole day
but what one or more are standing by the
pan and helping themselves. | am careful
to mix for them Just as much rs they will
consume during the day. At night, Just
before they repair to the roost, l usually
throw them about pint of shellcd corn,
well scattered, so that each one can get a
few kernels. If your hens don't incline to
eat this feed at first, sprinkle n little Indi-
an meal ON to ii. / would like all who
complain of not getting eggs is to try my
plan, and think they will never he sorry