Centre Hall reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1868-1871, 1871-01-13

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wear earrings
A Chicago saloon bears the modest
name Of X anh's Rest.
Mrs W. Tupper Wilkes Ia d Minnesota
preacher whC gets "a, 900 salary.
Western adaptation OF the words Of
the poet: Boatlle tine poor Indian.
The last password of lbe Good Temp
Lars Of Iowa was :. Not for Joseph"
Friday is the most fashionable for ru-
ception day Thursday is neEt in favor.
Liza noticeable fact that people .woh
change their mind often never geta good
one.
"Whal is smile y" asked man OF D
little girl The whisper Of . lauga."
said she. s d
Three hurqlars worked twenty h0urE
on county SAFE IN Wisconsin, ard just
got 3 cent apiece.
They recently had arat hunt in Fair
field Co., lO.D town. About l4l people
killed, in the hunt. II, ,86l ratA
An Alabama Judge, who was too drunk
10 ait upon the bench, was put in jail by
che Sheriff for contcmps of court
An elderly Indiana pair, asodrespocs-
lively rs and 70, <a.at diy0Fra on ac-
count of accumulated incnmpatIbility.
The Chinese relieve neuralgia and
gout by applying oil Of PEPPERMINT over
hhe part affected. with o. canlai'a hair.
pencil. 4
A HuroEY OF tobacco Il announced i'm
preea. illustrated with fine cHts.f
THE choir sang Come Ne Dinconao-
late IN recent wedding nt Lafayette,
Indiana.
In il kid that the painting of the skin
OF the corner "a the eye blue, and shnd-
ing X oH gradually towards The ear,
win give q most languishing expression
10 thG cOuntenance.
THE ways "a society mre curious. Two
ladies who reside near each other i'm
New YORK, have exchanged calls and
invitations for the last eIx years. and
yet have never met personally.
There IL much food for reflection In
the following questions and answers
q Who hias woman when she iadown 2"
q Why, another woman " Who keeps
her down v" Why, another woman.
How can I expand nv chest ?" an
y Rv carTrfng ! yno5 Iarra l,nar+ IN IN
replied the doctor
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&C., Tt;a Iaft y, IN. al,ilisv ,nrsa ,1iarya-
tian 10 tl,s g,fTisiatrn, ,.Isrrrr,,nr, N, INA
proyise ,,V one me rnitahIe ~ eacR cnse.
On an average about one man in every
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richf n ne ,nev I,s,,ieve 4 ,itv Taner-
80 =
81 . - NJ - 1I'1. - -.
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A young gentleman IN New York the
ether day shocked society ouf of Ifs pro-
priety by daring TO get married IN church
~ q hehf overcast hhat aFe @ecom-
ing 20
A correspondent I'm Paris writes
Peofse are cohtinuaily exchanging re-
cipes for delicleus dishes, IN which eggs,
butter, salt, and meat are replaced nv
water.
A Portland paper asserts that man
recently walked into the ofhce Of the
Zaon's Adporuts, Am that pleasant Little
Maine city, and inquired III Mr. Zion
were In.
II IA estimated that Paris. MT the be-
ginning ,of the siern. combined more
than %, ,OO0, 600 rats This number il
rapidly decreasing by their general uss
as food.
A passenger ON the Pacific Railroad
put k;s five hundred dollars In his boot
for safety. and now he Is inquiring
around II the porter who blacks boots on
the train is honest
Western paper. which enc day re-
Gently noticed the opening OF . new
whiskev store, the next day Mpologized
fcr the hrevity OF its local column, be-
cause athe reporter was I'LL I" He had
assisted at the opening.
A., aa;tor l. frtl,e,-ing hfa. head ovar
the following nrnhlnrn Tf 4 dprs With
m f.,rrs ,.o,, cafgh "a yahI,it~ rrith Q7 ~
"A ,,s;n,,ses kcw ,narv leos rnnzf the
sar,p rabbits have Al ret awmv from &
dogs. with 32 legs. i'm 1T miinnfns and
half-allowing 365 days in the wear.
Tka ;rhsb;4antu az Florence italy.
An~ AN.aaWa smvVwraSsnrnI FRM mwtWanmrmTrfa
~ q, "A, Ar.ar;ras, .;rr-sn cnrnrarr. ana
their nishTnant ruluainated when they
ssw ,na "a Is members drive twenty
~ - hnrsaS ar- ~ tl,ro,.s-h tl,e streetn turning
ahr1ryt anrler into ancient. narrow pas
sages with apparent ease.
Al.dv r,ho rvas acting AZ crasuItoux
,,,,r,,a;s ;p trritir.r 9r+tnr i'm 4 ladv
fr;srd last vaek hnd tha fmuutlence to
.h,o-- ,-,,-. shn 49, l.ssc~ T. tbe sra wher nearly
.syS 49, az s,' 49, ss,,l ,,, =, ,asr sbst sha
I,,;Isss' ~ n, N, ~ - NM, r;t;no r,odpsflr
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' : 1pa eSsase 49, syc,,se - s bad saeiE;ng and
writing.
"A real smart man wanted 10 wee how
thev made vrnnd pavement I'm Williams
nort pa ~ when the workmen were
not LOOKING he dippsd up little of the
chloride al rinc i'm which the blocks wero
dinned. and mt IL into his mouth. The
doctors have taken his measure for an
artificial mouth. and he has lost gil in
terest in wood parements.
n,,,;,,,, - ,a.rv;as,a caranonv IN m
cbnrsh = Tn5;sna,oI;s one evening last
,-aat 4l,a e-,s ~,35arlv went ort leav-
dismal sday.knass. candles were nrocur-