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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
General Items.

~ VELVET WHISKY " is fashionable.
AN ENGLISH DOCTOR is using onion
baths in the treatment of fevers.
SAN Francisco has two-headed dog
which barks and howls alternately.
The telegraphic plateau in the Allan
tic has just been discovered to be hum
bug. t.sa.i..
WILD BEES are unusually plenty in the
mountain canyons of Los Angeles coun-
ty, Cal. ...
THE newest variety of lager is called
" "Aecht Importirtes Braunschweiger
Doppel Bier"
A YACHT RACE for twenty hundred
dollar gold cup is to come off at Cape
May in July.
HAMBURG numbers thirteen lodges OF
Freemasons, with about twenty-one
hundred members.
AUBURNDALE, Mass, is called "Saints
Rest, from the fact that so many retired
clergymen live there.
GARIBALDI has become President of q
society whose object is the colonization
and improvement of Sardinia.
DRINKING large draughts of rain wa
ter, with plenty of " wrigglers in it, is
the latest cure for consumption.
THE Queen of nelgium is the most
accomplished equestrienne among the
crowned ladies of the Old World.
A Two-YEAR old heifer has been dis.
covered, in an advanced state of petri-
faction, in large spring in Utah.
THERE are $4,000 buffalo robes above
the Yellowstone, waiting Transports
tion, and fully, $4,000 will be collected
during the season.
THERE is date palm tree in bearing
at the parochial residence in Los An
geles, Cal. 1t is about IL years old, and
has now its first crop of dates, growing
in cluster containing several hundred.
DR.. SPENCER CoBBoLD, of England, has
microscopically demonstrated the pres
ence of thousands of entozoa in pork
which has been fed upon the produce
of lands irrigated with sewage. The
introduction into the human system OF
countless entozoa, through the medium
of cattle fed upon sewage irrigation
grass, and swine fed upon other food
similarly produced, is regarded as new
danger with which the public health is
threatened. 1t is the deliberate opinion
of DIR. Cobbold that thousands of cattle
are thus rendered unfit to be used as
food.
SOME new fossil serpents were discov-
cred by the Yale College exploring par
ty last summer in the Green river basin,
Wyoming Territory, west of the Rocky
Mountains. Nearly all the specimens
obtained, says Slliman's Journal, evident
ly belonged to constructing serpents,
closely related to the modern boas Of
South America, although considerably
smaller. These remains, with the ex-
ception of three species heretofore
found in the mari of New Jersey, con-
stitute the only fossil representative of
the Ophidian order of animals-which
comprises serpents-yet detected in this
country.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
Pith and Point.

WHY is the first chicken of brood
like the mainmast of vessel? Be-
cause it is little forward of the main
hatch.
"MoDEsTY" asks us What is the best
method of popping the question: 1t
is good deal like chalnpagne-if il
don't pop itself, there is something
wrong about it.
PROMPT AND PRACTICAL - Reverend
stranger" My good man, can you tell
me the nearest way to the cathedral ?''
Scotch cabby-" Jist inside the cab here,
sir."-Punch.
A COUNTRY paper, speaking OF the
street-organ playing of a soldier without
arms, who worked the crank with his
foot, happily says: ellis playing was
far above the usual average he threw
his sole into it,"
A SAILOR, whose sweetheart had
very handsome set of teeth, attempted
to kiss her, but she eluded him and
gave him box on the ear. "Just my
luck" said the good-natured sailor
I'm always getting wrecked on the coral
reefs"
AN English paper says the following
is fair specimen of a dialogue which
frequently takes place in police courts:
Magistrate to vagrant-" You say you
have nowhere to sleep? Did you find
any money on him, officer ?" Officer
"Not penny" Magistrate to vagrant
=" Then 1 fine you 40s.
A CHINESE photographer in San Fran
cisco, being upbraided by a lady GUS
toner because the pictures didn't suit
her, briefly replied: "No half hand
some, how canT
81 KNEW he'd fall" said Uncle
Scrouch, when he heard of the misfor-
tune in business of neighbor. "Whyp
"Cause he would buy the earliest SARGE
that came into market"
A CITIZEN of Nebraska was boasting
that in his town there wasn't either
doctor, lawyer, or a clergyman, and
only one rumseller. "How many in
habitants are there altogether ?" asked
bystander. "Well," was the reply"
" there's only my family and my brother
Jake's, and Jake is the rumseller."
"NEvER be critical upon the ladies"
was the maxim of an old Irish peer, re-
markable for his homage to the sex.
+" The only way in the world that true
gentleman will ever attempt to look at
the faults of pretty woman is Nth his
eyes shut"
SOME one said to DR.. Wayland: You
Baptists do not gain the highest class,
nor yet the lowest" Exactly So"
was the answer; "we surrender to you
the head and tail of the OK, and are
content with the body"
CUSTOMER" Waiter, do you call this
butter toast? Why, there's no butter
to be seem" Waiter" Butter all gone
into the toast, SIR" Customer" But
there's no toast to speak Of" Waiter
g Toast all gone into the butter, sir"
Customer--"Ah, ha there's new idea
in that, by Jove I'll go straight home
and write pamphlet upon the theory
of mutual absorption"
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
Golden Words.

The frenzy of nations is the states
manship of fate.-AnOn.
In times of anarchy one may seem
despot in order to be a savior.-Mird-
beau.
No HEROES at all for US if their hero
ism is to consist in being not men,
Kmgsly.
THE animosities are mortal, but the
humanities live Christopher
North.
THERE is no definite life except unto
death, no death except unto higher
life.-BonSon. ... f..
THE supreme self-indulgence is to
submit the will to spiritual director.-
Holmes.
WE know God easily provided, we do
not constrain ourselves to define him.
Jou6ert.
If man makes himself a worm he
must not complain when he is trodden
on.-InamanueL Kant.
LEARNING hath gained most of those
books by which the printers have lost.
Thomas Fuller.
A WORD unspoken is a sword in the
scabbard word uttered is sword in
another's hand.-QuarleS.
HAVE learned what sin is against
an infinite imperishable being such as is
the soul of man. COIeridge.
This is the method of genius, to ripen
fruit for the crowd by those rays of
whose heat they complain. n.-Maryaret
Fuller.
He that does base thing in zeal for
his friend, burns the golden thread that
ties their hearts together. - Jeremy
Taylor. .... .......
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS OF THE PEOPLE.
How the Injun Caught the New-Fash.
iOned Buffalo.

There amt much fun in an Injun;
If there is it is deepish down,
And don't crop ont at uncommon times,
As it does in nuil. or clown,
Or Dutchman, or Yankee,
Or any O. them ere chaps
That always are gay at the gravest of times,
And never give heed to mishaps.
No, sir them red-skinned pirates
Mean blood, and great deal more;
And when you are least expecting the same
They're jst outside O. yer door,
With a torch and a knife and an arrow,
And a whoop of demOniac mirth-
And away they ride by the glaring light
Of your fercely blazing hearth!
I haint much luv for an Injun;
And when there's joke worth while
Played off on the sneaking varmint,
l can't keep back smile
No more than [ can a bullet,
When l see them prOwling about
With a treacherous look, like hungry wolf
That's watchin' along the route.
Twas down in the Chestnut Gulch''-
I'd been huntin' for buv a week;
And of all the luck | ever had,
That was about the poorest streak.
l was feeln' blue and tired
As lay thar on the ground,
But mighty quick, you bet was reused
BY a most uncommon sound.
It's cause soon diskivered;
For the great Pacific line
Run close along, and thar was the cars
I tell you, the sight was fine
On lookin' down at the track,
An Injun, with stout lasso
Fastened around his waist, L saw,
Was watchin' the ingine too.
I jist laid low for music,
For knew there'd be tune.
With the mines shrek, and the Injun's whoop
Like thunderstorm in June.
On, on like the wind it came!
Firm stood that cuSSed Red :"
And when it got within easy range,
His lasso caught its head
sold sold ~ cried I, while the Injun
And the cars went out of sight:
But never shall till my dying day
Forget his look of fright.
hain't much love for an Injun.
But almost pitied him
For bein' jerked to the Sperit Land
By buffalo so grim.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
TERMS: s1.5O Per Year, in Advance.

shoveled with ardor, taking turns, until
we had piled up several cart-loads of
dirt; still nothing could be found, and
we began to despair of finding any
thing; and, after digging little deeper,
and forcing crow-bar down as far as
we could, without touching any obstruo-
ton save the yellow clay, we abandoned
the job, with mingled feelings of disap-
pointment and rage. But after taking
another pull at the brandy TASKS, and
taking fresh cigar, the ridiculous posi-
ton in which we found ourselves, was
realized, and we laughed heartily at our
discontinue, and wended our way back
home-a distance of three miles-on
foot las the omnibusses had ceased run
ning), sadder, if not wiser men.
We made no further attempts to hunt
for buried treasure.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
Breathless Flowers.

tell you God is good, as well as just,
And some few flowers in every heart are sown,
Their black and crumpled leaves show but as
DUST
Sometimes in the hard soil-sometimes DER
grown
With wild, unfriendly weeds they hidden lie
From the warm sunshine. but they do not die.
Pressed from natural quickening by the might
OF sin, or circumstance, through the evil days.
They find their way at last into the light,
Weakly and pale, giving their little praise
Making the garden of the Lord complete.
Alice Garu
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16
Catalogue of Fishes In the British MI
SeIIm.

A work of great importance to natu-
ralists has just been completed in the
publication of the eighth and last vol
ume of the catalogue of fishes in the
British Museum, prepared by DR.. Gun
ther, one of its assistants. Although
nominallv catalogue of this particular
collection, it is actually O. complete sys-
tenn of the fishes, and furnishes by far
the most convenient manual of general
inquiry in this department of science,
although, of course, not superseding the
still larger work of Cuvier and Valen-
ciennes. In summing up the amount of
material at his command during the
preparation of the work, DIR. Gunther
remarks that he has had under his in
spection in the British Museum over
$4,000 specimens, embracing little over
5000 species. Allowing about 1900
species as valid, not at present contained
in the Museum, and admitting the ex-
istence of others described but not
known to him, he estimates the total
number of fishes at present described
as about 5000. In this connection we
may, perhaps, be pardoned for remind
ing our readers that, great as is the col
lection of fishes in the British Museum
(the largest in Europe), it is exceeded
by far by that in the magnificent Mu-
scum of Comparative Zoology, of which
Professor Agassiz is the honored direc-
tor, and of which las well as of its head
all Americans are SO Justly proud. The
Thayer Expedition to Brazil alone fur
nished much larger number OF speci-
mems of fishes than has just been emu
merated; while by actual count less
than one-half the Museum collection of
fishes already arranged occupies over
$1,000 jars, each containing from one to
hundreds of specimens.-Harper's Maya
zine.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-06-16

MILD persuasion is the only means OF
reaching mans inner self. Rouno
came the north wind and swept down
upon the rosebud, sayin, Give me a
kiss But the rosebud answered MOI
Round came the east wind and swept
down upon the rosebud, saying, Give
me a kiss But the rosebud answered
Nor Then came the south wind, blow
ing mildly and lovingly, and the rose
bud kissed it.n-Bsecher.
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Light the swallow plumes his wings.
Sweet the earliest robin sings;
Something dearer brings the rose.
Fairer forms are nigh.
When the rose is full and bright;
Ever shapes of softest light
Then in glancing fight go by.
From what cline are they?
From the weakened heart they rise.
Bright as hues or orient skies -
Soon the vision flies away.
- -perctp0L
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ENGLISH REPORTS.

HEUhL DISPATCHES TO THE LONDON JOURNALS
FURTHER DETAILS OF THE MURDER OF
TIE GENERALS DRUNKENNESS RAMPANT
TIE WOMEN ARMED - ALL PERSONS or
PROMINENCE FLEEING FROM PARIS.
LONDON Monday, March 20, 1871.
Tie TINES special dispatches from Paris says re-
spectacle Parsiaus are supplied. Gen. Lecomte was
abandoned by his troops and arrested the nights
Of Moumartre Gen. Thomas was arrested in plain
clothes The latters last word was "Cowards." He
feI at the third discharge. NJ Theirs is firm but full
Of nid Gen Vinoy's indignation is boundlcss.
The IelcgrdpEs special says that on Saturday the
gendarme' fred upon the Nationals. The latter re-
turned the fire. and several Of the gedGrmeS were
wounded Gen. Yinoy has been mObbed. The mob
l. Triumphant, and virtually possess the city. Only
"me-shops are open. Drunkenness is rampant.
Even women are armed. Gen Chanzy, upon his ar
nval m Paris, was arrested at the station by the
Noutmartrists, aud. it is said will be shot to-day
All persons Of prominence are flying from Paris.
dispatch from Versailles says the OGsial Journal
announces that the whole Government all the au-
thotie, Of Paris and 40 600 good troops under Gen.
Ninoy. are there. The Departmental authorities
lave been instructed that they must obey only or
den from Versailles; otherwise they will forfeit
1Aelt nn1ifious