The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-09-07

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Pa, SHAT can %, miles, you get me
riding halii, 81 here o. he country
CO lhio TIE hahii " walking ny dear.
small boy. aver5ntealgcn. Got his
years wants to kuow Il babies are bap-
,l1d over sgasa, n case 4 don't take the
frti time.
s youthful political a.Iiiani, aner d
eaarsss harangne, met his particular
frisud wlib, We'll, ~ dear IL, dia you
bear my lasi sg~rcht ! hope 3.
wins, 40 you mean b. a cat.and-dog
ilies said q husband 10 his mgrg wife
Look at Carlo aud Kitty aslccp on thc
rag, Iwish mes lived BAR a. peacefully
viii ihelr wives.
s,opl said Tie lady, tie thcm together
aud 20 how tley VIII agree.
Reverend gentlemen: Y0n don't
como to church. a o1en a. you used 70.
Ms Chops.
Mr. Chops: Ne, sif knows I don't
but oughlgr I'm sure, cause you has q
deal 0 mcat ~ as.
Girls III old times didn't behave any
better than thcy do nowadays. Even
Tie Old Testament tells how Ruth, fol-
lowed the Boaz around (Unless the
la, name i ssed with one syllable only,
our labor has been ID vain)
"a little girl being sout to the stone
10 purchase some dye staff, and forget.
ting the name Of the article, said TO the
clerk
John, what Is Il that people dye with?
Why cholera, sometimes, replied John,
Well believe that's the namc---I want
three cents worth.
AN old bachelor got married, FiE
teen days aflerward mind you--iiiteen
days-he met friend and .lsaid to him,
Why Is my wife like baker who is
making a small gooscbery pie? / don't
know, said the friend Well, said the
disgraceful creature, It Is because she is
growing little tart.
One Of the importunate Juveniles
who solicit pennies was asked, Where is
your mother? She answered difIidently,
She Il dead. Have you no falher2 Yes
sir, bot be Is sick. What ais him.
continued the questioner. He has got a
sore finger, sir. Indeed? Yes, sir.
Then why don't he cut II on Please,
sir responded the little maid, he ha'n't
got any money 70 buy knife.
"A colorado saloon-keeper said Of a
rough crowd; couldn't get their wills.
key strong enough for them, SO, after
trying every way, | at last made a mix
turc Of poison oak and buiternut. That
fetched them ! called II the sheep.
herler's delight, and 1t was popular
drink The first Pike tried il on yelled
with delight, the next one took two
drinks, and turned double somerset in
The road before the house. A peddler
came along, and after he took several
drinks Of my sheep-herder's delight, be
went OF and stole his own pack and hid
Il IN the woods.
One Of the last humorous papers has
very funny cut II illustrates this
scene: An old gent ia walking In his
garden, presently the mikman comes
along outside the high garden wall, and
gives his customary yell. Old gent
hears something, but being very deaf, is
unable 70 makes just what Is wanted I;
80 he puts his ear trumpet in place, and
ecvating the bell edge over the wall, ex-
claimed, Here Mlkman fakes II for a
dish, and empties a quart Of milk into
The old gents ear, and goes about bis
business, It's about as udicrous an in
eIdent as can be lmaginel.