Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-11-16

4 woman in Rochester heard some
body trying To burgle her premises,
one night lately, aud she Just kept
watch; when she saw hand grasping
the window sill, she quietly chopped
of three or four of lis fingers, and
waited for the chap to put in the other
hand, but he didn't conclude to, and
went away mad as thunder. The wo-
mans husband wants to find the re-
mainder of the man, to see what he
thinks of the joke. She did it with
her little hatchet.
Princess Dora d'Istgia is called the
uostiearnsd woman in the world. She
can speak fifteen Languages with one
hand tied behind her. Deck, has written
-eteraf novels IN tie single or double
harness, Is an shonczary member of ten
iearDes societies in the key of G., and
can wdrbie beautifully on the bass
dram, and yet she is not happy,
though Dffru6ite dietu she is quite good
loo ing. -
!, Four ladies of Galesbur. Ill.,, who
were out collecting for the Chicago re-
lief fund, came upon venerable cop
perhesd VINO said their whole story
was an abolition lie, but finally remark
ed that he had d patch of potatoes, and
if they were a mind to dig them, they
could have all they wanted. Not at all
daunted, the ladies got some shovels,
dug twenty bushels that afternoon, and
caine back next day and finished the
70 ha -, "A
A little boy at Oconto, Wisconsi j.,
during the fires, rem back to school to
save mis- books. His parents found
him next day, and, after wiping some
OF nim out o. their eyes, buried him
in y Sardfne box. Dear children, lie t
this be lesson to you never to go to
ScOOl.
About thirty members of the African
NJ. Z Church, in the reSioI. Of Harri-
son and Belmont counties, nave re-
nOucced5 their allegiance and declared
in favor of a Free Methodist Church.
Three Penns5lvsnians, after reading
about the WAT Of 1872, went and thrash
ed an EnElishinan half to deatn.-e Ex-
change,
Loafers in city are "a mighty army,
eating the bi eat earned by the sweat
of other mems ef1 ~; they ar3 yanl-
pires. fastened Oh tie vitais of cum
,iunlty and sappins its precious lie
biouzl.
Since Mr.. Wendell Phillips declared
in Il speech lately that he has always
), been conservative, the Boston Radi'
cal Club Is suppose to be looking up
l its members.
Two reasons why some persons don't
mind their own business: Fhey haven
any busineSs-and they haven't any
mind.
A prominent journalist, who is per
fectly bald, has offered a reward o
81, 900 for tale that will make his hair
stand on end
They charge twenty-five cents ad
mission to church weddings at Hamil
j ton, Ohio. The proceeds o To pay ex
f pense of wedding tour. Business il
business. --.
I Quitting advertisements in dull time
is like tesrin, out a dam because tn
water i. Low. Either plan will pre-
) vent good times from ever coming.
i From letter received IN Sidne.,
: from Colonel HI Wilson, a member q
| the soldiers and Citizens olOny Lo
! eating Committee, the Sidney JOlrna
learns that the committee returned t,
!. Kansas from Fexas last week, and w,e
ON its way to prospect in Nebraska. n,
particulars OF the result of the visit t
Texas, wefe. given. and no reliable o
1 detailed, Information. can be Obtainet
Iun il the arrival of the committee
which will be ii I, n or ifteen iiaas.
fiforace Greeieysa,y5 the lniiIenniua
= OF practicai:scientific farming viii hav
arrive ,TW men fsu9aets Pio~ one incl
; deeper each year, and he claims tina
rotation of crops viii be dnneeesSiir,
when thessystem'is is adopted. Accord
Ling Jo;Mr! Greeley 'snHuiel the farmer
. siDflthe oicoto velley who have raise
: corn On their lands now every year fo
(, sixty years, when they piow for cor
! next spring. bshouid go just five ice
and one inch deep '-in4e q ~
. . a Republican paper up in Spring
t field, rays that the Ohio Statesman j
: "dignitied Democratic journal.
yes, lts s9Qg Ngnihea. = we AWAY
U6on uf, NM va p' St 1 un =. ra rad - ia y, "a
sn,t' %n IF ,sTf;a saf sa,slr, ~ M % Tao;n
natl ES,oairer. Iii sI11 - ~ ii
You are just now wearing Tom
SCOUTS "coiar,T ana from all account
h Is no. ,t a,'efy e'eah ene-l i ''ta'eS"'t,''
!, ,n,Sl a MEw USE t OF tE +sxEs.IA lSaj a,,a nel
sides l 81 la.,tbar With We % Ias,beS , fror
4 ,orest -leaycs He his been exneri
!. ,i,;th s.,f1iSSf 80 III ot,,r,, ro5,,Its n,a ~,
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