The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-01-20
NOE. WESTERS.

Inc Door mans StOTy- S0rTee,
Mexico has GO Protestant churches. .--
The science Of sorrow-sighchology.
Physical Insantty-A deranged stomach.
Financial 1llustrations-Drawing checks.
A pound of watch springs Is worth $4,000.
In Paris fat cat is said to be worth 81 20.
Fruit for Balloonists- in the
| air.
There arc 74,eoo doctors in the United
States.
Petroleum has been found in Hanover,
Germany.
History repeats itsclf-Psris and L. N.
have again been separated.
The dome of the new court house in New
York will cost $500, ,o0V.
Perfumcd ink is gradually coming into
general use for correspondence.
"Improved ten pins'' have been invented
that set themselves up with spring. ".
Vermont is one Of the oldest States, but
has fifty three stage routes yet left. 49,.
To convert IN artless maiden into heart
less one, there 10 only wanting ''he."
1t is hard to respect old age when ono
gets sold on stvenerable pair Of chickens.
One thousand five hundred and seventy
four registered letters were stolen last year.
Uhlan jackets are en- rsgle among fash
ionable young ladies, Germans principally.
There are at present in Germany upwards
of $4,000 widows aud 10000 fatherless
children.
F. Bret Harte's poems. collected in \
handsome volume, will be issued by J. 3.
Osgood & Co. ...
A New Yorker has dog which he has
named peanuts" on account Of the thin
ness Of his bark.
A Nevada City miner was drying fifty
pounds of giant powder, tho other day, at .
furnace. The furnace is to be let.
Over &, ,ooo, 600 packs Of playing cards arc
made annually. Massachusetts, ia the pin.
cipal buyer Of high-priccd cards.
The population of the city of Rome is
2l0,657. OF these, 1909 are priests, e02
seminarists, 3,023 monks, and 2,039 nuns.
A St. Paul (lfinn.) doctor was asked to
dance the ''Lancers." He declined, but cx-
pressed willingness to lance the dancers.
The riot on the North Pacific Railroad
was suppressed by the arrival of the princi-
pal contractors with = supply of green
backs.
Gcrritt Smith threatens to start new
party which won't vote for Free Hasons,
Odd Fellows, or any one else whose ways
are dark"
One Of the papers contains An advertise
ment: "Lost, = large black silk umbrella,
belonging to gentleman with curiously.
carved ivory head"
In Paris, nowadays, when man is seen
with carpet bag in his hand the inquiry is,
"What balloon do you take!" or, <'When
do you 60 up1" ..- r-.
Mother: ''Now Charlie, run and fetch
the bccr" Charlie: ugh its arainin' 50
ard tain fit to turn . dog out in. Can't
| you send gran
A teacher, catechising his scholars, put
the following question: "What WAS made
to give light to the worldR" Matches r.
cried one Of the youngsters, after short
pause. 's'
The Norn;ns Can, pulished At Duluth,
Mimi, II the smallest newspaper in existence,
measuring only six BY seven inches. The
Chicago Post offers to exchange. with it by
the square inch. .... -
A young man At Lacrosse, Wisconsin,
looked through the key. hole Of girls bed.
room. and ever since the doctors have been
trying to geta knitting needle out of the
place where the eye used to be. '''
1 School Exanlnaiion.-'sWhsti is the plu.
rsl Of goose :" 'Geese."a ''Vcry we'll; now
what is the plural of grouse :" ''Grssse.
Aaron p ''Great A, little ar.o.n." The
next, spell gallery" Great gal, little gal.
cry" ..- bon. .as
The method of making oyster soup ths.
can be retaileJ for five cents, four Of which
will be profit, il - follows: Take five
Baltimore oysters, photograph them, Il
each photograph add i've gallons Of water,
season TO suit the taste. - Nv. s,'O' s''' q.
A schoolgirl, in writing to her mother,
says 81 get along nicely with my teach
ers except Miss Jinnings but ] don't blame
her, because she accidentally shot the young
| man she was engaged 70. and it naturally
makes hef feel kind Of csoss, especially on
cloudy days" .fasst o.. A-.a.. Y
One of The people who believe in tht
preservation ef marital purity, mourn,
that divorrs u miraculously cheap. I,
never Wa, he ssyA % expensive = mar.
riage; and now it il way down as store pol
ish and corn starch quotations, where INC
family can afford to be without It."
An old gentleman, interested in The ~
form dress movement, Il willing 70 Under
take the task Of cutting loose the corset
strings Of l5,ooo, 900 Of American women
4 He desires, also, 10 says, ''to free women
from the bondage Of psssisoata.s Building
he Pseaac r,ilsoo would b nothing =