Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-12-14
seTss-, Vol. II, No. II.
ODDS AND ENDS

ODDS AND ENDS.
Coming to grief-Meeting trou
! BILE halfway.
There were 55 marriage license
issued in Franklin Co. during Nc
vember.
Women should never be lawyers
they would constantly have writs Q
attachment
In jury of twelve persons i'm
paneled at Lancaster, Pa. recently
seven of them were ex-Sheriffs.
Il A man who has no bills agains
him belongs to the highest order o
nobility.
| A Detroit paper accounts for th
Intemperance of a prominent sena
tor by the fact that he was 'brough
up on the bottle
Tom who did you say our friend
B. married?' well, he married for
ty thousand dollars-I forgot hel
other name.
The women who have been admit
ted to the Michigan Agricultural
College are said to behave in a very
'gentlemanly' manner.
The difference between the leader
of the flock and log signal is, that
one is bell-weather and the other
is weather bell.
A Wisconsin lover wrote his sweet
heart: "There is not globule of
blood in my heart that does not
bear your photograph"
There is great deal of talk about
English reserve; but what would
Wellington have done at Waterloo
if it had not been for his 'reserve?'
A Main lover gave up his bride
when her father presented a bill for
the young women's board during
the four years they had been 'en-
gagged
A gentleman renowned for chari-
ty says no beggar can go away from
his gate unsatisfied; they can al
ways get "a bite He keeps dog
tied loose.
Paddle your own canoe, my boy,
and you will be sure to succeed. :
Yes, SIR rejoined the young hope
full; 'but won't you please give me
a canoeP
The Acknowledgements As
sembly of Conshohocken, ,Montgom-
cry county, Pa. are to have a grand
hop. 1t would take hop, skip and
ump to get over that name.
The Wisconsin woods seem to
have suffered most severely in Door
County. OF course that Door was
open, thus creating draught and
increasing the flames.
"Strange that the prisoner on trial
for his life should appear in court
with such a smooth countenance,'
Jones. "Oh, he was iron
ed just before he came in," explained
Smith.
The certificate of incorporation of
the GAINESVILLE Manufacturing Com
pany, capital stock $25, 200, was filed
also, that of the Delphos
Foundry and Machine Shop, capital
stock $4,000.
Mrs. Stanton says she never
knew what it was to be perfectly |
happy until she found herself in
the Yosemite (Cal. J Valley in big
straw hat and bloomer costume as
tride of a mule.
A Dutch Justice, not a thousand |
miles from here, gives the follow
ng oath to witnesses: You do
lwfully swore you will tell the truth,
,he whole truth, and nothing but
,he truth, the best what you can't.
Aunt Susan says: Suppose all
he men were in one country, ,and all
he women in another, with big
liver between them, and no boats or
ridges; good gracious? what lots
If poor women would be drownedT
A young lady in New York, last
week, performed the feat of remain
ng in full dress for ten successive
lours. She was bride ,maid at an
.fternoon wedding, ,stoo / up through
he reception, hurried from there
o an evening wedding, danced till
and then said she wished
he was going to another. |!
"How do you feel with such a
hooking looking coat on?' said a
Dung clerk of more tailor's bills
han good sense, one morning. 81
EEL" said old Rogers, looking at
i'm steadily with one eye half clos
d, as il l had a coat on which had
cen paid for. 1 hope you may en-
0y the luxury some time" |,
'Johny, where is your pa? |.
Gone fishing, SIR |,
He was a fishing yesterday, was
e mott? II
Yes SIR II
What did he catchF Il
'One catfish, the rheumatism, two
els, the toothache and some little
mes. Ma says he will catch fits to-
ay: just wait till he gets home 6
John Bull has actually invited Mr..
'ullman to introduce his palace
rawing room cars on the principal
ailway lines of England. The Lon
on News says: We understand
hat arrangements have just been
with railway magnates in
who have personally ascer
aimed the advantages of the Pull
ian cars, to introduce them on their
mes. We have no doubt the exper-
ment will prove q complete success.
A saloon-keeper, having started
usiness in building where trunks
ad been made, asked a friend what {
e had better do with the old sign, {
Trunk Factory, 'Oh,' said the
riend, Just change the T to d, and |
will suit you exactly II
''Tis strange muttered a young S
ian, as he staggered home from a S
upper party, how evil communica-
ions corrupt good manners. I've