The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-06-03

Main st.
Why, you can't eat enough in one
week to last you year. and you can't
sivertisc on that plan. either.
Large type isn't necessary ia advcr-
Using. Blind folks don't read newspa
pers
Farmers complain Of the scarcity OF
Iaborers. and oilers compton, OF no work.
TO the field, you olungers and grums
bIers.
"A large advertisement once. and then
discontinued, creates the impression that
the man has fizzled.
"A fight occurred at the depot On
Sunday, resulting in blood letting on Ell
Their side.
Thomas Iogan's house, on South
Fifth street, was damaged on Tuesday
by FIRE. Partial insurance.
IAN industrious female couldn't at.
tend her fathers funeral because she was
so busy house. cleaning.
"A smart young lady keeps list of
her male acquaintance in her pocket
diary. and calls it her HIM book.
The last political sensation is Val-
landigham's new departure His party
papers are about equally divided in ap>
proving and censuring his course.
-Tilton thinks craftsmanship is get,
ting to be an affair OF the stomach, while
lift sells Navy at 25 cents per plug, 228
Main st.
--Moralists say it is good to have fell
low feeling in your breast. We don't
prefer fellow feeling in our breast, es>
pecially when We carry our pocket book
there.
We don't recommend advertising
as the best way to get wife, but we
know it is the best way to get good
trade.
-Twenty>four different brands Of smo
king tot acco at lifts, 228 Main ST. &c
cents buys pound Of good, five>year>old
smoking tobacco at lifts.
Their horse suddenly falling, two
buggy riders were unceremoniously
thrown to the ground on Monday, at the
post Office corner.
MIR. G. Williams killed q snake nea
Paris, on Monday, measuring seven anc
half feet in length. A sight Of it ser
wintry chills all over one.
Thomas Pelton, brakeman on tn
Eaton & Hamilton R. r. was struck by
bridge on Friday night. at Seven Mile
and it is thought he can not recover fror
the injuries received.
The train due here at 10 O'Clock O
the Eaton & Hamilton R. R., was throw
from the track on Saturday night. nea
Col.insvile. The engine and cars wen
over, no persons were hurt. The accider
was caused by wood that had drifted o
the track during the recent rain.
Don't smoke cigar in ladies ice
cream saloon. 1t does not look well, an
reflects lady upon your early trainin!
il you ever had any.
. 1t is reliably asserted that if pot,
toes and corn are planted in alternat
hills, so that the vines will be shaded
1 bugs will not bother the 'taters.' TIL
is worth trying.
: Many Of our exchanges. claiming
be the best local papers of their vicinit
come with no locals " hatever. A lot
stale advertisements, and all is done.-
4, A country paper without locsl news
= like ship without sails. and lies i'd
upoa the sea Of newspsperism.
J, Drive your business by vigoror
advertising. Helmbold, Ayers, Hoste
ter and others accumulated their veal,
in that way.
b Don't start on trip to Saratoe
with broken trunk, but take it to She
lys, and get it repaired. Factory %
Main st.
= EARLY to bed, early to ise' is tn,
spoken by Dutchman: Ven you got c
der ped pooty quick and when you g
oop pooty quick, dat makes you all he
: dy, weldy, und poorly good SEMINAR,
ness.'
"A student OF . prominent COLES
writes the editor Of the Saturday Pos
~ that he must have grafton, and | SCI
- dollar for you to write me good or
ton, for which will probly get me
9. die. That editor thinks college cha
I. have poor opinion of an editors brain
t. There is life and enterprise abo
the merchants of Richmond. Eyeryth
h. possible is done to make their stores 10
neat and a tractive, and money is l,bs
ally expended in printers ink, viii
-. uIiHbS Suou tauey anu I'LL THAI ueIiS
eth the eye of the business man.
III A fellow writing TO literary par
~ wants to know, you know, how he sh
go to work to win the love of wCma
IL Attention thou lraiuicss one! WI
shove her into a duck pond and pull
n. out by the hair, OF jump in yourself a
let her pull you out, or tell her Il
N through her disaffecion you are driy
to distraction and cold poison. Do ar