The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-03-03
NOR. WESTERS.

WlOOW.
One.fourth of the globe 10 said to be
granite.
King William of Prussia is practical
printer.
A Cairo squire is said to be able to "jerk
justice baldhcaded."
The smallest paper in the country is the
Hamburg IowO Journal
Alexander H. Stephens brings the scales
down with bound at "A.
The music teacher who broke his engage.
ment is called 'tuncful lyrc"
1t makes great difference whether glass.
- are used over or under the nose.
An Iowa woman took fourteen kinds of
medicine for the shakes in one day.
The sparkling "Nym Crinkle" of the
New York World is Mr.. A. G. Wheeler.
A debating society out West is discuss.
ing the question (Which is the butt end of
goat"
A young lady in Terre Haute recently
swapped her engagement ring for new
bonnet.
Tennessee has imposed tax on dogs for
the school fund. One dog for each family
is exempt.
The coal mined in the vicinity of Pitts.
burgh, during 1870, aggregated over loo,.
ooO, 900 bushels.
Forney is in training for tho Senate,
vice Cameron, Who beat him out of on
election in 1857.
B. F. Hickman, for twenty-fi years
clerk Of the United States Courts at st.
Louis, died recently.
A Yankee has opened hotel in Ycddo.
Yeddon't find many places where Yam.
kce can't keep hotel.
Jackson Haines, the "Amsrican skater"
is exploiting on the ice at Vienna for the
amusement of the 7iennese.
I'm God We trust, )" is on the nickels, and
1t is proposed now to adorn the greenbacks
with II know that my Redeemer liveth."
A. T. Stewart has ordered from Tiffany
& Co., the chandeliers for his marble palace
in Fifth Avenue. They will cost $4,000.
The Governor of Maine has received At
Augusta, the State Capital, . communica-
ton addressed, ITO the gunner, of gusty."
c. Claude, Frenchman, employed by the
Erie Railway, has challenged Horace Gree.
Icy for writing articles disrcspectful of jas.
Fisk.
The inquiry as 10 where the pins 20 has
been satisfactorily answered. The theory
10 that they 60 into the ground and become
tcrra-pins.
In Toronto, recently, . man had his
wife's coffin carried through the back win.
dow for fear Of scratching the paint off the
front door.
A mournfully jolly sociable was given by
the ladies of Littleton, N. H., the other
evening, the object being to raise money to
buy hearse.
The Postmaster at Adaline, W. Va, has
. salary of one dollar per annum. He don't
so to Washington very often to see that he
uO0 AOoC 0So QIoCO.
A boy bawling in the street was asked
the cause of his trouble, and replied, Il
want my mamma; that's the matter. I told
the dsrned thing she'd lose me-"
Governor Alcorn, who was elected 70 tho
United States Senate from Mississippi to
succeed Reve!s on the 4th of March next,
announces his intention to decline.
A Norwich, Conn.,, woman, who ran q
needle into her left foot a year ago. by acci.
dentally stepping upon it, recently had it
pulled out from between her shoulders
A Pittsburgh man shut his wife up in
an insane asylum and went to Chicago
with another woman. They talk Of turn.
ing him out of the church if he docs it
again.
"Coms and look, mother" said . little
boy, ''there goes IN editor" my son, you
should not make sport of the poor man; you
cannot tell to what extremity you may
come"
Jennie Dean, mother of Henry Clay
Dean, the Iowa Democratic orator, died At
lhe residence of her son, at Mt Pleasant,
Iowa, recently, in the seventy seventh year
Of her age
A Missouri newspaper claims that the |
hogs of that State are 20 fat that In erder
TO find out where their heads ore It 10 neces.
'ary to make them squeal, and then Judge |
By the SOUND. .....-.
Agood deal Of the consolation offered In
The world i about - solscing = the assn.
rance of the man to Els wife when she fell |
into the river: you'll find ground At the |
bottom, my dear"
An Iowa farmer started for town with .
load Of hay, and thought he would have
smoke, % he lit bis pipe. He lost his pants
BY fire, and everything else except the |
lynch pins and tire Of the wagon.
Good whistlers, says josh Billings, are |
getting SCARCE; seventy.6ve years ago they
we're plenty. but the desire tew get rich, or |
lew hold oilis. has took the pucker out Of |
his honest ana cheerful amusement
Mia Debeeah inaGas NJ nasrjed = . N.
Joy. 4 lscal editor gays ths following int |