The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1871-12-21
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t, Beer 6lls many bottle, and the bottle
e1Ahy 6ier. 3.i9a sa1'Ra'
A notice OYER the sleeping car office in
Atlanta reads: /" Births can be secured
here"
Democrats With apassivc inclinations"
are called "Thumbsuckers" by their
southern brethren.
He who never tastes q single drop o.
liquor will ner die in the gutter. Who
ever does take a single drop, nlay.I
A part of the house in which Stephen
A. Douglas taught school ut Winchester,
Scott county, Illinois, II still standing
and is now used As blacksmith shop.
Diamonds have been found in Ari1o.
M. One has been sent to Boston lap
idary, who certifies it to be brilliant Of
the purest water, and worth from $500 tU
800. otS',i U.s.
A rural poet indited sonnet 10 his
sweetheart, entitled II kissed her sub
rosa" The composition knew better tina
that and set il up in printers Latin"
kissed her snub moss"
A pretty rich young widow was re-
garding herself lately at a mirror in hei
chamber, while for the first time trying
on her. widows cap. Behold" she
exclaimed, "the real cap Of liberty"
Some Western churches have adopted
he .v>los, IF l,a tho cnllccfsopc "a To
up by young ladies Of beauty. They
look smilingIy at reluctant victim and
give him = slight wink. This process al
ways wins. H
A gentleman having just lest his wife
visited friend; and being asked how
long he would remain in town, answer
cd: ooh, for about a fortnight-lone
enough to spend the honeymoon Of my
widowhood."
a. on are beautiful and adore you,
SAID a gentleman to the belle OF the even
ing. i" For my part hate you, and
think you frightful," she rctor,cd. al
believe you, you frank girl. You do tell
polite faIsehoods, like me-"
Bennett, the veteran Herald editor, i.
failing rapidly in health lie takes nc
interest in anything, and is actually pass
ing into helpless seconp cbiidhood. lii.
brother editors in New York have mag
unanimously ceased to abuse him now.
A severe storm at Thibadeaux, ouis
lana, blew down a house, killing two
men and seriously injuring two others
A little boy was caught in the air and
landed three hundred yards away, where
he fell uninjured. Upon alighting, he
claimed, II tell you l had sweet ride
Here is o beautiful instance Of coniu
gal affection: A married lady in Con
Decticut recently tell into a river, and
would have been drowned except that hel
cries attracted the attention Of her hus
band, who, installing her in the dark
for another woman, worked like beav.
er 10 get her out.
Decidedly the cleverest matron in ali
Europe is the wife of the present king
of Denmark. just consider the fine
"matches she has managed to obtain
for her children. One daughter is the
future empress Of Russia, the other the
future queen of England; one of her soni
10 the king of the Greeks and now the
son.in-law Of car.
Miss Lydia s. Hall is of the right metal
Some years ago the lady made mission
ary trip to the Choctaws, and lived fol
many years ministering to them and civ
ilixing the Kansas border ruffiians. In
time she was driven from her pre-empt
ed Homestead, and is now assistant u. s
treasurer at Washington, and performs
the chief duties of her place in the ab
sence Of her chief. J'
Alexis was quite overcome at the Bos'
ton committees invitation. The Com.
meTcial Bulletin says: "The grand duke
was % much affected that he replied, in
his native Russian, rs follows: sOrl ri
told Dustin yukon sormi legorf butti tel
Ia ile bloski hifur Boston. Gityur rum
anwiski anlotzer citti bomerz radi, aniar
olecatca1y wilbi downonycr lykea neske
enah tallak andIe.'"
Within five months the Rev. Mr.. Brood
has buried his wife, engaged himself to
three women, married one of them, wa.
sued for breach of promise by one of tn,
others, got q divorce and married the
one who had sued him for the breach o.
promise, was tried by an eccleslastica
council and suspended from conference
and then went and joined the Campbell
ito church, and he and his third wife were
both baptised. II is almost unnec essary
to add that this happened in Indiana.
OPENING A STORE IN A JAIL.-A Duluth
journal publishes the following adver
tisement: {" New Tailor Shop. John Ed
wards, prisoner in the st. Louis coun.
ty Jail, on Ashtabula hill, would infrom
the charitable public that a family is de
pendent upon his labors for support
and he is, therefore, compelled in thi.
public manner to announce that be has
opened tailor shop in the Jail, and vii
be glad to have share of the patron
age of the citizens of Duluth. An ex
rerience Of fivs years in the trade guar
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