The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-08-18
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"Pop-skull is Charleston's drink.
A Texas widow Of fifteen has mar
led again.
Safeguard against its Deal at q
slop-shop.
There are 552 windows in Stewards
uptown store.
Wyoming women won't vote now
they have chance.
Soroses women declare they won't
wear dresses any longer.
Detroit has colored bese-balI club
called the Waving LiIliea ?
A colored ice cream pedler at
Nashville is named 5nowball Frost.
Decatur, ILL.,, expects TO have ten
railroads and be the capital some
day.
Chicago has healthy officer who
actually condemns meat and vegeta-
bles.
| A North Carolina man has worn 4
Leghorn hat for 3a ears and still calls
it good.
An Atlanta German has SO many
children that he cant remember their
names.
Pitt Ross, son Of Senator Ross Is
the champion bill poster Of Lawrencs.
Kansas.
Georgia maidens spin homegrown
silk cocoons and make their own
thread.
The proper name of the potato bug
is doryDora decemlinitta. What's its
surname?
Neat little betting books are now
manufactured for ladies' use. There
is no ''Dr." side.
Mrs. Howe is to be the next worn-
ans candidate for the next Governor
of Massachusetts.
Oswego, n. Y. claims the discov-
cry in that neighborhood Of remarks
Bile mineral springs.
A Rocky Point, Rhode Island. din
ing room serves 1000 people with
clans at one time.
The Troy Whig says it was three
paper collars warmer on Sunday than
it was on Saturday.
Some people say that dark-haired
women marry soonest. We differ;
it is the hsht-headed ones.
There is report that college for
women is to be established at CAM
bridge University in England.
26,000 veterans of 1912 have ap-
piled for pensions They are COM
ing in at the rate of'176 daily. =
/ They captured at Charleston, Sou
Carolina, recently, from the wharye
a shark eleven feet two inches Ionf
/ The Louisville Leader calls the ial
of that place the municipal oven
insane asylum aud architectural
fraud"
A contemporary SAYS, ssThe first
printers were Titans. There are Q
good many 'stightuns'' amo. them
still.
II all the worlds stage, and men
and women merely players, where
are the ardiencc and orchestra to come
from?
| Texas has new game of cards
lone holds revolver, the other holds
the cards. A Coroner holds the in
qnest.
Seventy-eight women preachers are
now calling upon the people of the
United States to fee from wrath to
come.
A Boston street caris run duringths
season of dandelion green's, to accom-
modate tie women who bring tham to
market.
/ A worker in Pittsburg factory ac-
cidentally jumped into cauldron of
molten metal on Saturday and was
horribly burt.
A clergyman at Carlo, Illinois, re-
Gently forbade his congregation put
ting into the contributions any
sum less than FIVE cents.
The Repolution says, ga parlor or
nament made of flesh and blood is q
costly thing to keep" The lady ed-.
itors evidently know how it is them
selves
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! AFlorida negro two years ago wasso
terrified at the cars that he had to be
blindfolded to get him aboard Now
he is Senator and director of the
railroads.
/ Experiments at the army bakery,
Washington, have shown hat tone barr
rel of flour will make 500 loaves of
bread. weighing one pound each.
One of the papers contains an ad-
vertisement; Lost, large black
silk umbrella. belonging to q gentla-
man with q curionsly carved head.
A young gentleman who had Just
married little beauty saysshe would
have been taller, but she is made OF
such precious materials that nature
couldn't afford it.
A small stone has been discovered
in the flesh of Jacksonville fish.
which it is thought, may prove to be
a diamond worth four or ave thousand
dollars.
| Locomotive No. s. Of the New Jer.
sey Railroad Company. is said to be
the fastest locomotive in the United
States. having made so miles IN ono
hour
The question: Does getting aruEk
ever advance one hap ppiness? wouI<l
seem to be put to rest by the Irishn5an
/ who went courting when drunk, 81;
was asked what pleasure he found