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The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-11-28
SECRET ORDERS.
THE MAsOSs.

CAIRo .CoNNASDIRy, No. l3.-sta,ed Assembly
al the Asylum Mason, Hall, first and thIrd Sac.
irdavs in each month.
CAIRO CouscIL, No. 2.-i ocular Conyocation ct
Masonic Hall. the second Friday in each month.
CAIRO CHAPTER, No. 7l.-Hsgular Convocaton
II Masonic Hail. on the third Tuesday OF every
month.
CAIRO LopGr, No. 237 r. "A. " Regular Com.
nunications at Masonic Hall, the second and
ourtb Mondays OF each month";.
DELTA LODeE, No. Dos y. A. M.-Reguif Com.
nunications at Masonic Hall-Arst aud third
thursdays in each month.
THx oDD-FELLows.
AIr..sp,R Iopar. 22i-Me.ts in OidFello~'s.
Isll, in Art-r's Bull ling, every Thursday even
", at o'clock.
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OUR CHURCHES.

tEsBYrERtAN-Eighth .street.
Preaching, Sabbath at 1917 a. NJ, aud IA Pm.
Prayer meeting, Wednesday at ~ p. ~.
sunday School, Pm. J. NJ. Lan.dcn. super
intendent. Rev. c. II. Foorr, Faster.
Eighth and Walnut St..
Preaching, Sabbath lOlz a. ~, and 7r.s.
Prayer meeting, Wednesday, 7t,r.N.
Sunday School .3P.s. l.. W. stilsell, super.
in.endent. Rev. r. l.. Tnonrsos, Pastor.
nURcH OF THE REDEEMER-tEpi-copa
Morning prayers, Sabbath l0H An.
Evening prayer-.7Mp. NJ.
Sabbath school, "a. ".
Rev. Ma. Coss, Rector.
=. PATRiCK's CHURCH-.or. Ninth 81. and
Washington Avenue.
public Service, Sabbath ~ ant ioh ~
Sespers. BPM.
sunday School, Pm.
Service every day, sP.N.
Rev. =. J. O'H.LLoRAs, Priest.
DUNG MEMS CHRISTIAN AsSOClATloN-Rsg'
ular meeting second Monday each month at tie
Prayer room Of the Presbyterian Church
Weekly Prayer meeting, Friday. IA p. ~, at
he Prayer room Of the Presbyterian church.
G. PsEsoSs, President.
Services, sabbath, II An.
sunday s'hool. IA Pm.
lass SIN.
reaching, TX ~. Rev. WIN. Jackson, Paste
.coSD FREE WILL BAPTIsT-fifteenth st.
,etween Walnut and Cedar
services Sabbath, ~ and ) Pm.
Rev. N. RIcKs. Pastor.
.EE.wILL BAPTIST HOME MlssiuS sUN
DAY sCHoOL-Corner walnut and Cedar St-.
sunday School, 9A.s
RsT FREE WILL BAPTIST CHuRcH-Cur-
y's Barracks.
services, sabbath II A. NJ, 3 P. N. and ~ ~.
Rev. WS. KELLEY. Pastor.
RsT MISSIONARY Baptist CHURCH-bet.
ye.u 10th and nth streets, near Cedar.
Preaching Sabbath l0I2 A. ", and -, Pm.
eager Meeting, "Wednesday evening.
Preaching, Friday evening.
s,bbath s'hoOl, IA ?. NJ. John Van Baxter and
nary stephens superIntendent-.
Rey. T J. SHORES. Paste
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THE NAILS.

ARRIVE. DEPART
North, Through 300 q. m. 100 pm
I" way.......................2 ego pm. 100 pm.
South, pm. 100 pm
Through N. o., Mem.
phis and Columbns.."...... $50 pm. 400 pm
Ohio River route, Except
Monday ...".."."".."...... 100 pm. o'Vo P'"'
iron Mountain II. R,......"... 2:3Oa.m ii'" P'n'
Miss. River route, Tuesday
aud Friday..."."..""....... o;UP'""' ''''P"'
Thebes, Goose Island Santa
Fe. Ills, Thursday FRI
dav ...........;... 600 pm. 7:O0a.m,
Mayfeld, BlanJvllie ana
Lovelace, Ky""."......'''''ii'"a'm f'Wp'm.
oYyIcE HOURS.
General Delivery"."............ 7i3o Am.
Sundays $40 . a.m)
Money order Department." 100 am. 600
Keyis,er {" " ...". 500 ann. BOO pm.
Money Order and Register departments no
open on Sundays.
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THE BULLETIN.
Publication once, Bulletin building
Washington Avenue.
THE NEWPORT ROMANCE.

THE NEWPORT ROMANCE.
BY BRET HARTE.
ihey say that she died OF broken heart
~ tel the tale as twas told to me)
But rr spirit lives and her soul Ia part
VI THIS sad old house by the sea.
Her lover was ickle and fine and French;
. IL was nearly hundi e. years ago
When lie sailed away from her arms-poor wencb
With he Admiral Rochanbeau.
marvel much what perwisged phrase
Won the heart Of this sentimental Quaker,
Atwhat gold lacen speech Of those Goldfish DAYS
She listened-the mischief take herl
But she kept the posies OF mignonette
1hat ne gave. aud ever as their bloom faileI
An faded Though with her tears still vet
Her you'h with her own exhaled.
TIL one night, when the sea-iog wrapped .hroud
Round spar and spire and iarn and tree,
hef soul eent up on that lifted cloud
FROM this sad old house by the tea.
And ever since then, when the clock strikes two
she walks nnhdden from room TO room,
And The air II tll.d that sho passes through
win subtle sad perfume.
The delicate 90 or Of mi gnonetts
The ghost ola lead and gone boauet,
10 all that tells Of her story, vet
Could she think ola rveeier wa,
~ IN the sad Old house, tonight
Myself ghost from further sea-
ana Trust That this quaker woman might,
In courtesy VISIT me.
FOR the laugh IL fed from the porch and lawn,
And the bugle died from The fort on the hill
Ant the twlttcr u girls on The stair II gone,
And tn" grand piano IL still.
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LETTER BINDINGS.

THE QUAINT TERMISATIoSs or FRIENDLY
EPIsTLEs
Upon the subject of letter endings, the
October number of the British QUARTERLY
Rerieo says The 81 remain requires
to be led up TO, and not 10 be added to the
letter without connection. There is a
large gainut of choice for endings, from
the official Your obedient servant" and
high and mighty Yonr humble servant"
to the friendly "Yours truly" "Yours
sincerely" and Yours affectionately."
Some persons vary the form, and slightly
intensity the expression by placing the
word Yours" last, as Faithfully yours"
James Howell used great variety Of end
ings, such as Yours inviobly," A" Yours
entirely" Your entire friend" Yours
verify and invaribly,' Yours really"
Yours 10 dispose of, "Yours Yours
Yours Walpole writes; Your. very
much Yours most cordially" and to
Hannah More, in 1889, "Yours more and
and more" Mr. Bright, some years ago.
ended controversial letter in the follow
ing biting terms: Il am, sir, with what
ever respect is due to you" The old
board of commissioners OF the navy used
form of subscription very different from
the ordinary official one. 1t was their
custom to subscribe their letters (even
letters Of reprooO to such officers as were
not Of noble families or bore titles, " Your
affectionste friend" 1t is said that this
practice was discontinued in consequence
Of distinguished captain adding to his
letter to the board, "Your affectionate
friend" He was thereupon desired to dis.
continue the expression, when he said, al
am, gentlemen, no longer your affectionate
friend
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Modern Justice.

Louis Muller, of Brooklyn, New
York, has been sent to the Paniten-
tiary for six months, by Justice
Buckley, for having stolen a meer-
scbaum pipe and bartered it fOS
food and medicine for his child,
which was dying with smallpox.
At the same time, in the neighbOr-
ing city of New York, when a war
rant had been placed in the hands Of
the Sheriff for the arrest of Tweed,
for stealing millions of dollars, that
officer caused word to be taken
ahead to the gigantic thief, warning
him of what had taken place, so
that he might be prepared with his
.sureties and not have to 60 to pris-
on, or be unnecessarily annoyed.
The old masters painted Justice as
blind, but the modern painters, to
be true to nature, will have to re-
move the bandage from the eyes Of
the Goddess, as she is no longer in
sensible to the Establishments Of
wealth and position. The practice
now is to palliate or excuse crime
when it is committed by men Of
wealth and high social position.
'Tis vile to rob a hen-rOOst Of a hen,
But stealing largely makes US gentle
menI [Pomeroy Tel.
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ST. LoUISsCALIF0RN MA
VIA
NORTH aLLSSO URI RAILROAD.
THE GREAT
THROUGH ROUTE to RARSAt
AND THE WEST.

Parties moving to Kansas are reminded that thil
route is from u 10 90 miles shorter than any otnef
route between Cincinnati, Louisville, lnolanaPons
and Kansas City.
Close and Immediate connections are made at Kan
uas CITY for PaolS Fort Scott, Ottawa, BurlingHme
KIN, ,oria, junction City, Sheridan, Denver Puebl'
and New Mexico. 4.
The onIy direct all rail route from st. Louis e
Omzha and California.
The Express trains leave St. Louis daily on arrlVa
Of all trains from the East, making close ana lmme
diEte connection at Kansas City for LeHVenWofth
AtrhiBnn St. Joseph, and Omaha Hnd Win the 5Fea
Pacific Railways for san FranctSco ana All polnts "
the Territories, landing passengers west OF Omahi
from 70 To a hours fu advance Of al other lines.
The Northern Extension Of the North AisgOur
Railroad Is now flushed 10 Bloomfield, ,leWa mhEin
tile most direct aud Ouly line from 81. Louis 4
Southeastern Iowa, west Of the Mississippi River
PasEengers desiring ease aud comfort shoulr avail
Themselves Of this popular route, as it the onll
lin, WeSt, ont Of ST. Louis, running PULLbAhb
GELEBRAThD PALACE SLEEPING CARS on al
night trains.
Tickets over this favOriie aud deservedly popnla
line can be obtained at all the principal Ticket uh
cr- throughout the country.
/ FARES ALWAYS As Low AS By ANY OTHEt
ROUTE
JAMES CHARLTON,
/ General Ticket Agent, 81. Louis, No.
J. N. DAVIES,
! General Passenger Agent, st Louis, Mo.
d. X. BRUCE,
/ ivgtI Passenger Agent, Cincinnati. Ohio
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Tell Your Wife.

If you are in trouble or in q guam
Diary, tell your wife-that is, If you
have one-all about it at once. Ten
to one her invention will solve your
difficulty sooner than all your logic.
The wit of woman has been praised,
but her instincts are quiekerand keen
er than her reason. Counsel with
your wife, your mother, or sister, and
be assured light will fash upon your
darkness. Women are too common.
ly adjudged as verdant in all but
purely womanish affairs. No phil
osophical student Of the sex thus
judges them. Their intuitions, or in
sights, are subtle; and if they cannot
see a cat in the meal, there Is no cat
there. In cOunseling a man to tell
his wife, we would go farther, and
advise him to keep none Of his affairs
secret from her. Many a home has
been happily saved, and many a for
tune retrieved, by mans full conf
dence in his"better'half." Woman is
far more a seer and prophet than
man, if she has fair chance. Asa
general rule, wives confde the min
utest of their plans and thoughts to
their husbands, having no involve
Ements to screen from them.-Why
not reciprocate, if but for the pleasure
of meeting confidence with confidence
We are certain that no man succeeds
so well in the world as he who. TAX
ling a partner for life, makes her the
partner of allhis purposes and hopes.
What is wroung of his impulses or
Judgments she will check and set
fright with her almost universally
fright instincts. "Helpmeet7 was no
insignificant title, as applied to
mans companion. She is a help
meet to him in every darkness, diff
Reulty, and sorrow of life. And
what she most Graves, and most de-
serves, is confdence-WithOut which
love is never free from shadow.
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complete for Rfty-fve dollars, and

complete for ffty-fve dollars, and I
have six dollars left.
"But your nerves. Emily! A
sewing machine will drive you dis
tracted with its racket"
1T will make no noise at all,
dear, said Mrs. Button sitting, down
at the machine and setting it to
work. 81 can run it close by baby's
cradle, when the little fellow is
asleep, and i won't wake him. It
won't make noise enough to inter
fere with you in the evening, when
you are reading aloud to me-"
Mr.. Button kissed the little wife
silently, and they reiarned to the
sitting room.
"Well, dear" said he after they
were seated, ''you have given me 9
pleasant little surprise, and now ]
think Pll give you one"
Mrs. Buffon's face flushed.
"What would yoa call that,
Emily ?" said be, drawing a bulky
document from his pocket.
"George, this is an Insurance pol.
ICY"
"a policy in a life insurance COM
pany, my dear, for $4,000. fl die
tomorrow, you wilIgst the.mOney.'
'And it costs you SIS year
George ?'
"About that"
"Wbere, where, did you get SC
much money ?''
"It's cigar money, dear"
Tears stood in the wife's eyes,
And when the husband said that
besides giving up his evening cigar
he had given up smoking altogether
she could not help throwing hel
arms around his neck and kissing
him so fervently that the children
Hooked on in astonishment.
"But you went away every morn
ing with your cigar in your mouth,
said the wife minute later.
"And put it back in the case al
soon as l got out of sight" +" said he
"See, Emily! Here is the old ciga
case with three cigars in it. They
are badly chewed about the ends
you see; but these three cigars hav,
lasted me a year"
"Oh, you roguel'
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CHICAGO.
BY J. O. wHIFTIER.

By J. @. wHIFTIEB.
Men SAID at vespers: All is welI!-
In one wild plight the city felli
Fell shrines Of prayer and marts of gain
Before the fiery hurricane.
On three score spires had sunset ahone,
Where CHASTITY sunrise looked on none;
Men elaspsd each others hands, and ssid /;
The City Of the West is dead
Brave hearts, who fought, in slow retreat,
The hsnds ofhrs from street to street,
Turned, powerIsss, to the binding glare,
The dumb defiance Of despair.
A sudden impulse thrilled each wire
That sigualed round that sea Of fre;
swift words Of cheer, warm heart-tbrobl came
In tears Of pity died the lamsl
From East, from wsst, from South and North
The messages Of hope shot forth,
And, underneath the ssyering wave,
The world, full-handsd, reached to save.
Fair seemed the old but fairsr still
The new the dreary void shall all,
With dearsr homes than those O'erthroWn,
For love shall lay each cornerstone.
Rise, stricken city from thee thrOS
The ashen sackcloth o thy woe;
And build, as Thebes to Amphlon's stri
To songs Of cheer thy walls again
How shrivsled in thy hot distress
The primal sin Of selhshnessi
How instant rose to take thy part,
The angel in the human heart
All not in vain the flames that tossed
Above thy dreadful holocaust;
The Christ again has preached through thos
The Gospel OF Humanity!
Then lift once more thy towers on high,
And fret with spires the Western sky,
To tell that God is yet with US,
And love is still miraculous.
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letter from a Highlander in
Indiana

Indiana
CoLLAMER, Ind, OCT. 80, 1871.
EDITOR HIGHLAND NEWS The
HilIsboro Gazette and Highland
News are names indelibly stamped
on my memory, the Gazette being
one of the first newspapers I remem-
Der to have learned to read, and the
News about the next. I then lived
in old Highland, on the East Fork,
where I spent most of my boyhood.
My father moved to Wabash county,
Indiana, seventeen years ago, when
this county was mostly in its natural
state of woods and swamp. This
may not be interesting to you, but
l must say something by way Of in
PRODUCING myself.
Seventeen years, Mr.. Editor, will
do a great deal towards developing
new country. Our farms, that now
look so inviting, in this section Of
the Eel River valley, were then
nothing but rude clearings, the ma
ljority of them at least. Roads were
awful, fruit scarce, ague, mosquitoes,
frogs, mud, pumpkins, butter, corn
bread, &c, plenty. We had no rail-
roads, and not much talk of any
But seventeen years have passed,
and what a change! In the place of
woods and sWamps we see fine farms,
good houses and barns, large Or
chsrds, and passably good roads for
a country where gravel is too scarce
to pike extensively. Railroads are
spriuging up, or rather stretching
out through our valley. The Detroit,
Eel River & Illinois road is complet-
ed from Auburn, Dekalb county, to
North Manchester, Wabash county.
A North and South road from Mich
igan, called the Warsaw, Goshen &
White Pigeon R r, is extending
its "slow length along" and hopes to
reach Wabash this winter. To make
a long story short, we are emerging
from our primitive state, the country
is being rapidly improved, and in a
few years more the Eel River valley
will be known to the world as one
of the best improved sections of the
State.
The present season has been and
still continues to be the dryest ever
known. We are almost destitute OF
any water exceptin the river. Wells
are dry, streams almost universally
I dry, and no prospect for rain. We
had rain sufficient to raise a tolerably
fair crop of Corn and Wheat, but il
fell in small quantities at a time
and had no effect on the wells and
! streams.
We have as yet had no disastrous
fires, though there have been some
narrow escapes. Here and there all
over the country the woods have
burnt over, but no farms have been
destroyed nearer than eighteen ol
twenty miles, that 1 have heard
But, Mr.. Editor, have trespassed
too long on your time already, sc
| will close for the present.
w. II. L.
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Horrible Murder in Indiana.

Especial Dispatch to the Times and Chronicle.
NEW ALBANY, IND,
November 13.
One of the most horrible triple
murders ever perpetrated was com
mitted in Clarke county, three miles
east of HenryvilIe, on Saturday
night. The discovery was made at
8 o'clock Sunday morning by the
neighbors, who found Eveline Park,
f9 years old, Standing on the back
porch with three fearful gaSbes from
an axe in her head. Sitting by the
fire in a left hand room was Helen
Park, aged II, with two fearful
gashes in the brain, and blood ooz
ing out. In bed, in the same room,
lay the CHASTITY eorpses OF Cyrus NJ,
and Isabella Park, mother and faith
er of the girls, weltering in their
gore, with blood and brains cover
ing the heads of both. In an ad'
Joining room was John Park, aged
| 10 years. with two cuts in his head
cold and stiff in death. The mur
derers are supposed to have enter
ed the sleeping room Of the fathel
and mother, and with an axe, killed
them. They then went into ar
adjoining room and killed the boy
While engaged in killing the latter
the girls, who occupied a bed in the
same room, must have raised up
They were instantly struck on the
head with an axe, and left for dead
Eveline was only able 10 tell tina
she saw some one in the room with
a light in his hand. One hundred
and ninety dollars were stolen frou
the house.
To-day the scene of the murdel
beggars description. The entire
male population ofthe neighborhoOC
are on horseback scouting the coun
try. Five negroes were arrested uI
to noon, who are supposed to b.
implicated. 1t is the general belle
that two white men committed tn
deed. Some time ago there wa
some difficulty in the neighborhood
and Cyrus Park, John NJ. Kirk ant
others were in an organization t,
prevent outrages. Some one sen
an anonymous letter to Park few
weeks ago, saying he and KIRK
would be fixed. Last night Kirl
left the scene Of the murder, goinl
home, half a mile distant, at min
o'clock. While eating supper h
heard dog bark, ana gong out wa
confronted by two men. They ad
vanced upon him and pursued hir
into the house. He had a hire
man named Llewellyn, the forme
s with a shovel and the latter with
pistol, stood guard all night insid
the house. During the night tn
+. men came on the porch three time
but did not succeed in their designs
1t is believed that the same partij
; were concerned in the murder {
the Park family, and that the rol
berry was to cover up the motiv
; The greatest excitement prevail
t over the affair. Detectives are 0
a the ground using every effort to di
Il cover a clue to the perpetrator of Ii
3 horrible deed. The girls were ali'
IL up to noon to-day, but it is not po
\ sible for them to i've.
u ---s 0s----------
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Select Miscellany.
rap DEAD 1RPPRR:


BY JOHN SAKE.
And can it be- All, yes, see,
'Tis thirty years aud better
Since Mary Morgan sent to me
This musiy, nlusky letter.
pretty hand (shr couldn't spelp,
As any mau must vote IL;
And twas, as 1 remember well,
pretty band that wrote it
How calmly now vi-V It all,
As memory backward ranges
The talks, the waIka. that Irsssll,
And tLen-the pcstgl elAng,s
How we'll luvsd her can guess
(Slnee cssh Is Cupii's hostags)-
Just one-snd-sixpencs-not less
This letter cost in postage
ThsIove that wrote at such a rate
CBy Jove IT was = steep one D
Five hundred nutes e eslCulsiel
Was certainly a deep Onei
And yet Ct died--of Glow decline
Perhaps BnspiciOn chiileH II
I've quite forgotten il twas niue
Or Mary's flirting killed It
At last the fatal message came:
my lstters-plsase return them;
Aud yourself course you wish the same
IN send them back or burn tbsn."
Two precious fools, must allow,
whichever Was the greater:
woader Il I'm wiser now
Some seven lustrss laterg
And dis alone rsmalnsl An, we'll
These words Of warm affection,
The faded ink, the pungeut smell,
Are food for deep reflection.
They tell Of how the heart cVutrives
To change With fancy'u fashion,
And hoE . drop Of musk survives
The strongest haman passion!
--IHurper's Magazine for November
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HILLsBORoUGH, OHIO.

With shanks OF steel and fancy toe,
Our French Calf Boots are all the 90.
or the best stock they are made it's true,
By hrst-class WotkmeP at the Golden Shoe.
II you call on US before you buy,
We will ct you to an oxford Tie,
They will ease your corns and buniOns too
II You have them mado at the Golden Shoe.
We make every style 70 at the foot,
A Webster Tie or Congress Boot,
In this county there are but few.
That can boat the style Of the Golden Shoe.
And Ladies, too, if you give rs acsn
We will ct your foot hether large or small,
And about the price Wen make ado,
For We are selling cheap at the Golden Shoe.
Our French Kid Boots are very nice,
They are high in style, but low In price,
And for ready cash, between US and you,
You will fnd cheap goods at the Golden Shoe.
Our store ia small, but our stock is nice,
OF any style You can have your choice,
If on the shelves there's none that will do,
You can have them made at the Golden shOe.
If your Boots are worn at the heel or toe,
To the Golden Shoe is the place to goi
We will make them look as good as new,
II YOU leave them in at the Golden shos.
V0Isboro. Sent Z, 1871 sept
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SOUR CIRCUIT.

This ls the season for making krauti
And the Teuton who knows what he's about,
WIN Of his eabbasea choose the incest
And slit them up in finest Slieeu,
Carefully taking ont the cores,
(Which in the mass would prove great bofpI,l
Then choose barrel, both clean snd sweet,
Or any vessel that's sound and neat,
Put on the bottom little Of salt,
(If you do Il wrong It is not my fault;)
Then spread an inch Of cabbage on that,
Another sprinkle Of salt, 80 pat,
And TINS alternately build the pile,
Aud will warrant the mass Won't 'IPils."
Then set all away In q cool, dry place,
And let It work, BY ita inward grace,
And, when it's rancid and strong and good,
Twill serve the best a. a Tiechmsn's food.
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What is the difference between spsudthri,t su'
q feather bed One is hard up aud the other soft
down.
Why arc lawyers like ivy Because the greater
the ruin, the more they cling.
When is a smile behind time When it's a ittrIs
laughter.
Conuudrum intended soIsly for those who are
we'll up in Muscoyite court gossip: Why is th'
CEarine Catharine like bald headed persOn2 A.
swsr-Becauss her heir is Oriod (sli uftD