The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1871-11-16
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The Coming Man-JaCk Frost.
Counter attractions hands JHie. clerks.
The original queue-klu1-The Chinese.
DO you keep accounts. Dick ?' ''Yes,
reckon"
Motto for sewing-machines As you
sew, so shall You rip.
The man who was injured by burst of
applause is recovering.
A wife's text THE right man in the
right place husband at home in the
evening"
When your brain is on fire. you may
as we'll blow it out. ~ r
A great many tradespeopld only give
fifteen ounces TO the pound 1t is weigh
they have.
A Sacramento topper offered bible for
his bitters. He bibulously inclined.
"Sir," said DR.. johnson, cit Is a sin to
speak i'll of man behind his back butI
think the gentleman who has Just left the
room is-an attorney" s; --o-f
Dean Swift said b at is with narrow
sonled people as it is with narrow -necked
more noise they make in pouring it out"
When Lord sidmouth one day said.
MY brains are gone 20 the dogs, this
morning" his friend at once calculated:
Poor dogi
Two twin brothers are said to be 90
much alike that they frequently borrow
money Of each other without knowing it.
Some author says that one of the uses
of adversity is to bring US out That's
true, especially at the knees and elbows.
November and December, according to
a Hartford paper. are the "embers Of the
dying year. Pretty good-for Hartford.
One of the streams running into Lake
Superior 1rom the porth is called TEN
peTance RivRT,p because 1t Is the only one
of all the tributaries Of the lake that has
no bar at its mouth.
A Western paper, describing the debsst
Of young orator, says: "He broke the
ice lelicitously with bis opening, and was
almost Immediately drowned with ap-
plause.
A victim Of Greeley's handwriting says
'If Horace had written that inscription
on the wall in Babylon, Belshazzar would
have been good deal more scared than
he was"
A school-boy, having very good-natur-
edly helped another in a difficult lesson,
was angrily questioned by the teacher.
"Why did you work his lesson p "To
lessen his verk, replied the youngster
A Paris correspondent tells this story
A boy Of thirteen, found fighting, was ta-
| ken to be shot He took q silver watch
from his pocket and cried out: Captain,
do let me take this first TO friend across
the street; / borrowed it" 20 you
scamp (" said the officer, 81 understand
YOU want to run of" my word OF hon
or, will come back again" said the boy,
and the captain, seeing IL was a child. was
only too glad 10 be nd Of him. IN ten
minutes the boy came back and took his
stand with his face to the wall Here l
am, fire I" The captain boxed the little
hero's ears and ordered him never to show
his face there again. They could not fire
on him.
There is a station on the Pittsburgh,
Fort Wayne and Chicago Railroad called
Hanna, in honor Of deceased citizen OF
Fort Wayne. A train stopped there and
the brakeman, after the manner OF his
class, thrust his head inslde the door AID
yelled out Hanna" loud and long. A
young lady, probably endowed with the
poetic appellation Of Hannah, supposing
he was addressing her. and shocked at his
familiarity on SO short an acquaintance
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