The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-28
NEW YORK HERALD MONDAY AUGUST 2 1s7-wrH

q place among tho thlrty-nve persons who oc.
cuped the benches. ne put down quarter on. the
plate when 1t came before him ON the plan Of the
lawyer In Hudlbras,
"A NEST EGO TO MAKE CLIENTS LAY.n
me old maids put down cent each. One OF
them attempted to get change for ten cent stamp,
intending 10 sacrnce nalf dime but there was not
language Yesterday since he only denounced the
reporters as
LIARS. sooUNDRELs AND scAMps.
they had mlsrepresented him. he said. Never had
he declared that alter the burning of tho world the
wicked would pass their probation on the globular
other wicked people. would cease utterly TO exist
ana the righteous would have the world Tor a para.
ihereup0n cast on the HERALD reporter by the vir.
gins and deputies was lovely to contemplate ''L1ok
one of them represents Rome aud here IS on other
with the tiara on Its head, which also Rome and
Popery, You can take your choice between these
Days. that sits upon the white throne.
HAS HIS EYE UPoN YoU.v
The writings OF the prophet Daniel now suffered
and he PLAYED La Crosse with his argument be.
tween the molly liOn-amer and the Revelations
Inc noraty OF inc soul was Invented by Plato
Greek, nor would he sniye as Cato did. at must
be So Plato; thou reasouest WELL" Tnis was given
WIN artstlc imitation or a splendld low comedy
der.) Tins quotatiOu-not from Cato, but Addison
gave him supreme delight. and to the evidenr hor-
ror OF the wrinkled virgins, he gave short trium.
pnal ''breakdown" before his enthusiasm snbsided
He next assaIled Professionalism In manner that
would nave shaken 'thc pous ald immortal memo.
ny" out OF It's grave. NOBODY before him had under
stood the Bible, and from MS habit Of
PUTTING THAT AND THAT TOGETHER
he was able TO arrive az great, logical and neces-
sary conclusions With a disappearing mpert.
hence he next proceeded 10 settle all the questlOLs
OF judgment and the millennlu n. showing clearly
that audaci0us impOsture is the brother OF sheer
lunacY. 1t were impossible to follow his topsy
turvy drivel to Its conclusion, which appeared 60
be sucking the righteous "a smile at the aged VIZ
gins
LIKE PINS ON A PrNCUsHIoN,
around the world, and then putting the whole into
!Abraham's bosom. UI acneyinV this pleasing feat
he prophnescd course or frighiful fortunes for
the rich after death "a warning look was here
cast at the business manager, whom the
Prophet possibly suspects OF making a
fortune out OF the collecuOns, but for the
cOuraQement for the virgns) the burden would be
smooth ana tue wav was light
He now annOunded, IN conclusion two verses OF
hymn The organ commenced grooming wheeZily,
and the virgins chanted as follows like 80 many
files ON the edge OF a tin plate
Zion stands by hills surrounded;
Zion kept by power divine
All her foes shall be COMPOUNDED,
Though the world should al. combine.
Happy Zion.
What favored lot Is thineI
TO which the following might be added
Zion runs with milk and honey;
On It's TOP Ia Sc nile Snow.
AL its wants friends and money,
Which are coming rather slow.
Unhappy Zion.
How u is yourself you know.
The millionaire virgin could resist 1t no longer,
and put the entire ten cent stamp on the plate.
Net proceeds, twenty-nne cents.