The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-11-23

| plira hsl she 3udn't pay in Enot.>h and
yas etraid he Lord couidr', understand
| Du cb.
| R4ncd, tor % ~ in he Kidneys Back,
md (ie,,ra. d hl,1y--takr >treu& dvink ot
! afva usa aud huctu leaVe. of 'Quat lrjrf
,serten 40 taste a S'ual guam O: ~p}r
| it's will keep il from Souriug. Dose vita =
glass al least three times PER day. The Wri.
| er has never known 1t to iai Ii, giving relief
! Try il
| |, Is not perhaps generally known hat
| what - now taVOritc resUrt fur citizens 81
! New York was once sold tor barrel OF cider
! VI il l. fact thai in 1910 H. 'ract Of c"un-
! ~ nctndjpg what now are Long Branch,
@tfcw.3drF IN! Eatou'"vn Was Us po~er,~
| - ~ Ur In:,ans 8uJ gas purchased ~ Ih4m
| h} Lewis Morris Tor ttat consideration MI
IONS cou not purchase thr lAHd now
A Young gentleman ~ pr"pUssrrAlng "Xtr
rior al a picnic a lew weeks ago, bad iHr
.nisiOr uno - litll IN ml8 axe. When *
lrjca1s { ny Il trend he was tuu+d 10 =" Sen'c
less but ar haf q. lis IA uru CondI' jOU, no
:ear> ar" entertained Tor. his recovery The
mis- ak" H. tell nfo was thai "i makthg an
fer u Il married lady, " HON he surprised 10
hc sthgle hal his may he described rs
angular "sca"e
A letter from Richmond Va, sass that
rIty il growing NOR" rapidly tan Tor yeats.
La % numn'r- OF buildings are III course a.
erection nearly All the UbaccO &c ores a.
a. WORK br -four ttade 81 Souh Alu r,ca
RAPIDLY increasing AID h. trAHt + ON NV
" K i iullu-u>e, We steamers having more
ight lhau ;hcF eat carry. All ~ the man
niacl urln2 IS ahl'-hmrn,S IN the Il y ara IN
~ a>l, and new ones are sprInging up ey
cry day.
One CT he droilrst occurrences in The an
ualS nt Tal'anlry l. retaird at GlbOOn, tile.
hiSj urlan WHO MAS stOr. III statue aud very
Al One day hctuG II one with he beautiful
4 tli. bed - Knees
before her, and mad drclara ion OF love III
he most passionate terms The as onishcG
lady T. j,cc ed ms en,t and requested hlm 20
rise / he abash Il HISTORIAN remained on his
knees. Rise Mr. Gihbon | h"scech y II
rIsr." Alas, Nadame," ia3ierrd ln'. I'm
lucky lover " canno' =" II Was to- tn' Z"
regain his lee with, Il assIrtancr. Mad m
de Cr0nzts rang the- D.. It. and >ald 10 H. i scr
want Lit uP MIR. GIbnOn
The narrator vas travelling over the Boos ON
and Ai"any railroad recrn' y, and wen, M o
he smoking car t. enjoy bis pi0c Young
man Was III he car n''ty we'll ret VI.
wiih whom he conductor had considerable
trouh l. A 'Sprinstc d, lite y u'g man made
. motion to G out The cuhunclUr however,
Was TOO quick tor i'm SEEING Ann by he
Gotta, hr ihrus nlIn hat in t. his Ct al WIN
The remark that he cou dn'l gel amy rum
here
lie m get out, >" said he to the conduc
,or. " ms matter ot g,ra. 'portance't l -h'd
&. Quits Il grral fortune to nae
" How So? :" asked 'hr conductor
=" Why, You SEE, , repicd he f. low, - ! |
re out ard take two glasses mo- (hlc) [ shall
own he whole raj road.
A shrrwd young farmer who had acQnir' d
some reputation tor sowing wlIf oats, - |
mounted Il high spirited colt went rushing
though he reels OF he village. when ne !
WAS arc"SIrd by we y audrre hy rhUH
Stop up ! j., aid tell us he biggest
liz on eyer !, Id -
"IOh, cam - was his quick repy. "Mr.
H has broken his hg. and | am AFTER tn"
1octoi," aud on hr we t.
Tn ;aCn that "a htIgjhOr mile distant,
" a. snti, ring With n brOk'n limb, en- islcd
heir wu'm"st e>mpnl lnrs, and They mmedi-
4trt' DrAmptd IF trOu%h lie scorChiu& enn
"a find Mr. II hale. hearty and sound, III his
irld> al work The two never asked j. Ia
i OF aud tell them another big lle II he had
imc.
good story is told about The keeper Of
ow concert saloon III New Haven, who, whit"
IA New York to pick up "arUSjs" :0r tbs
place, fell across come ways, who in answer
o hla inquiries, suggested Edwin FOrrt 81, aS
h" WAS one OF he best prr'"rIners in he hu-
,inrss, land equally AS good III the song and
Ia ace ~ he was Oh the rapeZr." The 10, al
Ih0ughr he had heard of HIM some
where AZ wanttd to know how much week
ne would ctmc for. About twenty dollars"
was the reply WhereurUn our fellow citizen
rpgraphed as follows: Edwin Forrest,
viii! give yOn fifteen dollars
I Elk and board to open with me in New
Haven. -" Strange as IL may seem he
never got an answer.
Pruss.an officer passing through desert
I'd street oi Orleans, came in front of what
had formerly been one of the most popular
rnfe chGntdntS OF the own, hut which was now
10 he CLOSED. From hin he heard
the deep, vibrant tones Of u grand piano
PLAYED appar ntIy by some uas1er hand.
There was aIso heard in he intervals tramp
ing as OF many ieet bet0kenng n large an
lirnce. Curious 10 know how nuch thing
could happen SO soon af cr the cont usi0n into
W hich the town had been thrown by the re-
cent BATTLE, he enter d. and found seated on
The music 81 ool Prussan train soldier, white
all around him in the vast audience hall,
which hac BEEN brilliantly lighted up for The
and pressing close up 70 the plat
form, were biz charges, a great troop OF hOr-
SEES who filled the hOusf, and stood wi b |
D inted ears and erect heads eagsry listening
TO the music .:.
A WAR DoCUMRNT.In an article on Con.
tolerate Prices" the Brandon (Miss.) Rep0b |
licaa says F." For the benefit OF future gen-r
atoms, ave publish the following specimen
ct prices paid during the late war. 1t Is a
little bill OF articles purchased by merchau'
of Brandon from wholesale house in New
Orleans, on the 27th OF September 1864 -Four
pounds ofind'go. at $50 per pound, $24O;
wrniy pounds toilet soap, at $50 per pound,
1900 ten pounds camphor, at $40 per pound
$500; twrnty-six pounds soda at 81 per
pound, $l04; one dozen castor oil plnts Sl20;
ten gallons spirits turpentine, Ut SLOGAN
$30-$l20.
AN ADRoIT RBPRooF.-A presiding elder of
the United Brethren Church was preaching
in Minnesota, and was much annoyed by per
>ons talkng and laughing. He paused look |
ed at the distui hers, and said /" am always |
afraid 10 reprove those who misbehave in |
church. In The early part OF my nistry l
made "a mi-take. Az was preaching Il young |
man who sat before me was constantly laugh. |
ing, talking and making uncou'h grimac"s. l