The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1871-08-03
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like butterfly when opened.
The anti-chienon pledge has been sign
ed by $4,000 ladies' in Germany
Eighteen women have died the deaths
of drunkards, in New York, within ten
months
Some people say that darh-haiird wo-
man marry soonest. We differ; it is the
light headed ones.
Why should young ladies set good ex-
ampes? Because young men are apt to
follow them.
Prentice says man was the chief con
sideration at the creation. Woman was
only ''side issue.
a lady al Ellsworth, Mo-, is the moth
er Of twelve twins, and is yet young
enough to carry on the business.
a Buffalo girl, in response to the Cali
fornia cry "of come over and marry US, y
says-"Send along your tickets, if you
mean what you say -
1iStNA vi C1F-CS H'AO SItitbS ihtO JdSIIIOb
again, after having been banished from
good society for some years. We sup
pose this is a preliminary to a simpler
ard less artificial style of wearing the
hair.
Some one advises young ladies to be-
ware of marrying man the initials of
whose name is the same as their own,
since there is an old saying which tells
us that
ITO change the and not the letter.
Is to change for the worse and not for the better
Woman, lovely woman ~ said Brown
wv hat is the world without woman?
Yes, if there were no women in the
world we should all be miserable They
are the ErinaeUal cause of all happiness
No doubt, put in the cynic Robinson,
for they are the Irins eUI themselves"
In the execution Of a recent deed by
man and his wife, the wife taken aside,
before the acknowledgements was made
by commissioner,who in the usual form
asked, 'Do you execute this deed freely
and without any fear or compassion Of
your husband? ' Fear Of my husband!
exclaimed the wife, We had five hus-
bands, and never was afraid Of any of
them
A woman was toasted in the following
style at recent anniversary meeting Of
the Richmond Light Infantry Blues.
Woman-pure as snow fake as falls
upon the cold peaks ofthe Bactian Alps
beautiful as the houri that bathes her
selfin the crystal fountains of the Mos
lem paradise; graceful as the Peri afoat
on her shell-skiif over the calm waters Of
the dark blue sea; vain worse than vain,
the warnings to guard her heart when
intellect flashes from her bright eye, and
the light Of the soul is breathed ike mu-
sic upon her face.
\ rural New York youth lately went
to claim his bride and conduct her to the
altar, only 20 find that she had clipped
and married another the previous night.
lie didn't tear his hair any, but just re
marked, by Joye, I'm glad she has
married last night instead Of tonight, If
she is Of that disposition.
If woman will she will. To prove
this statement We have the case Of Mary
Fitzpatrick, who, being arrested and lock
ed up on Monday in Troy, attempted to
commit suicide by digging "a hole in her
am with her thumb-nail
A lady was noticed quitting Canadi-
an ferry boat at Buffalo the other day
with an immense panier- An old Liver
pool exciseinan, acting as detective, slnelt
the fox and tapped it with a sharp knife
1t jetted out some three gallons Of Eng
fish gin.
Louisville boasts Of an eighteen-year
old belle who can lift tub of clothing
from the ground to an elevation Of four
feet, and have the clothes line white with
the labor other own little white hands
in short while Meantime her mother
sits in the parlor taking her ease in her
old age. As soon as this becomes gener-
ally known the railsoads running into
that city will have 70 run extra trains
Says the IFoaan's .Jo,undl: 1.-The
amount of oyer-skirts, under skirts. pa
niers, sashes, saclues, basques, paletots,
polonaise, shawIs. puts, RULES, aounces,
fittings, Fittings, over-slecves, under
sleeves, cravats, collars, cuffs, hats, bon
nets, chIgnons, &c, &c, which iuevitab-
ly find their way to woman wardrobe,
even when She seeks emancipation from
this burdensomctoggery, and economy
in clothes, is trightlul to contemplate
\ young lady Of Louisville, having re
ceived urged reposaEs Of marriage from
an old gentleman, sent the following an
swer by mail:
''why thus urge to compliance?
Why compel me TO refuse?
Yet th,sslt cpaet not yonr alliance,
Psrchanee a yo1nser I may chose;
For It's a state III ne'er disparaGe,
Nor VIII war against it wage
do not, sir, object 10 marriage
but dislike to marry age.
\ young fellow who has been in Sal
Lake City about a year writes to say tina
any number of young Mormon girls hav
offered to eiope with him. lie adds tina
the girls are all down on poligamy an,
want Gentle husbands.
\ lorg nosed, tnin-shanked old mai
appeared at the door of 4 farmer hous
in Iowa, the other day, and wanted th