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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30
Che &urf.

FASHION COURSE.-TROTIII!MIE5p I IA o haR az
il Union HOMB FOR S0LDIRRS hp bAA]"AS "A<@A
Ra.s .olee og ave sddosaI parsel ohe.s: ana 49,, ~.
Union PuRsR-Po hores that nsvef sAo jew '' Wv w.
L. hoR.e e1a 10 SECOND 49,. an, 49,. n,
RAGLR PURSR-BcI harsss thas hase se'e' '' ~ w.
n, AIo0 10 ant horse 1loO 70 eece7d - 4. s.-.. W..
SEVENTH WARD PORsk-Esss ssss's " A "s''
sH,SY SsSPOr Scrsss Owned Ia Wishing ot 0c
fLOshinu hT b Snmons Of Flashing Hotel
Town on NsWTowE PoaSE-si'o; uo' Oct u tss 70 IN
homes owned 10 the toEp -. At. ..,.- p.,.,.. A.. IL .
s Sd Esss PnTses lO October i other tho dAys
preVioaa TO troI D0''' W. S,o,s 10 .]nas.'
OH0 josh BILLINGS ALMINAX.--
HSIZ. The anga hook sad the grva,esA ssasAtoa
lie so.Sa re job hLaEA be. dseA u L.. ,.L
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30
mestrbtsttr GOnntp Real estate for Sale


FOR sALE-shore FARM, q TIIin. TCnc
ssa. -' P.ts.l. nv; We SusasS
1870 JOSH BuLMGBs zfYFNIY
:. 49,. r 1; 81 e vel 4. - q 4
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30
Gbanees for Business Ellen.

A LIVERY STABLE, doing O frst-cass
N business, with large SALB would dispose
Of. hfnes To cash liberal Arrangements will DO
midsi satisfactory reasons for selling.
j. r. ANDRBCS, IT,, at Tiffany Co.'S. UnlOnsqu,re.
DRINTING OFFICE for SALE.-The sub
cer sbout retiring from business Offer their entire stock o.
TYPES PRESSES &C. for sale Apply at ~ Broome 6es~eens
and II a m. and to 5 p.m 1. D. HARflSOn 70.
DROFITABLE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
will ho offered honest and intelligent bJ calling on r. B.
MORSE. lT8 Broadway. n floor
1870 josh BILLINGS's ALMINAX.-
s The most ngbsble book the greatest sensation Of
The best thing Josh Billings has ever done
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30
Eeetures an6 Meetin9e.

GARD FROM OLIVE LOGAN.-WARNING
To LECTURE C0hhITTEES-The American Literary Bufea4
having WITHOUT AUTHORITY announced name among se q
be Authorized sctaad having
PlisEiY STATED Ny TRIMS eeturng-I forced se
dsfease against the misrepresentation q
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hst, Eev.iOrk
r ECTURE COMMITTEES should not fail to
sod for the LECTURE SEASON" Of the AMERICAN LIT
RRARY BUREAU This Barsaa the best c,a list In The
Ty oee Boston NeuYOSk and Chicago give Sapsu
ortiz that Is everywhere recognized
Address
AMERICAN LITERARY BUREAU,
IL Nsssust. New-Yosk
UNIVERSITY OF NETWORK.
~ MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. -
enszipR Winter Coana vtA
DO delivered MONDAY IvRHEG. Qea Pei
L. LOOMS College Building 90 Bast ogpeas
Bellevue Hospital The pOsu and public are iayite . .esa
1870 Josh BILLINGSs ALMINAX.---
lOOS. The most haghbb book and The gssa ssaassea ~
the season Tho best thing JssA Billings has eFsR dose
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30
HlarbinerD.

CONSTRUCTION Of new Machines, Work
~ ing Models Cutting sful Ml~rghts Machln'
and Boiler Makers furnished for repairs Castings and oggA
OBO. @. HOWARD IT g. Bghteenhst, Philadelphia, Penn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

IT, PARIS PAVILION CTRCUsi
Pourteenhst, bet Second and Third aysA
IMMENSE SUCCESS OF THE GREAT CIRCUS PALACE N
NETWORK 80
VAST AMPHTTHEATRR CROWDED NIGHTLY
The largest rOups s 0ynAasss Asrsba RqaAn and Trspsss
Ps'0'~ BOX PARoUErrB, AND FAMILY CIRCLE
seat secured three days IN advance.
Box once opsa. nom Q % A. 49, .,,x, ,,,,.,,
DAN RICE IN THB RIH0lt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

PROGRAMME FOR TUESDAY, OCT TO-
ilAM-Dummng Exhibition.
i2M-Tghtrope GYMNASTICS
1911 Dancing Quartet Bobby Fezeomo and Others
PM-GENTLEMBNS TOURNAMENT for Diamond Ring worth
e101 70 ride ct gallop holding spesn feet IL length.
'2P M-GLOBE THRATBR COMPANY EXHIBITION, JoEh Hart,
Manager who kindly volunteers the assistance.
3P'M-TROT FoR GBNTLBMBFS PURSE for horses that hare
never beaten three minutes $50 second best three In eV
lP. A.-PsrformAnce by Harry Leslie
l;3OP. M.-SenoiA Rosetta In fancy dress.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

Twenty more horses, not the catalogue, were also
brought under the hammer, bringing from $50 to $40
per head secondhand carriages and wagons were
also lively bid for sprlngtop wagon, by Wood Bros
Co.. brought s40 and dogcart by the same makers 1910
AT the public auction held to-day at stable, No. East
East Twenty-seventh-st., Mr. James Jenkins who con-
Quoted the SALE realized the following very satisfactory
prices for the stock offered:
Description Hands Yeaa Price
Bay trottng marc. G462 20
Black roan horse, with record Of Rails 925 90
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

PROGRAMME FOR THURSDAY, OCT' p
IA. M-Tight Rope Performance
I2M-DrnnmiDg Exhibition 80 ,,,,.
lutes and give exhibition Of artillery practice r, - n
2P. M.-THE bLBVBNIH REGIMENT W lhFAhIhI' Ne W.
will Be inspected and reviewed. ,, 4, -.
Klein, will be inspected and reviewed 5000
Al M-Seuorts Rosetta will at exhibition platform.
P M-TROT FLUSHING PURSE 300 set OF hsness
presented By Simmons Of Flushing HOTEL open 70 all horses
owned q village; best two In three
tkP. h-TghtFopo gJmnasuoL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

PROGRAMME FOR FRIDAY OCr.6
Il Might rope Performance
III A. M-Dumnng exhibition . = =, ,-n -, vvux-ru NJ IN
I2M-THE GBNTGBMBN'S SONS OF THE ELEVENTH. MAhp.
patriots drawn barouches accompanied ~
brsss hand will It festival and dpAy the SPORTS oF The
CARNIVAL -o..
Typ M-DANCIEG EXHIBITION
lRM-HOPPiNG against time.
PM-The Py~sy Star Baseball Clubs Of New York
viii nlay for seto Of aagb.
.TROT FOR MANHATTAN PURSE. Free to all hOroesi
sN0 TO sr.t horse $500 TO second; best three in i've
M-Debn little girls sster) sgd respectively tEeVe
eight four will perform her speciality clog & honPpA
fancy dancing The youngest Little Mime an infant peodU
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

PROGRAMMES FOE h0NDAI, OCr - g.,
ia M-Grand Concert By Twelfth Regiment Band, g.; JoHH
ALEXANDER Leader 40, -.
used in their busness driven by employee
ali; 6r,t premium $500 truck; second $loo harness.
III p. Drumming Exhibition.
III P. M-Tightrope Performances
M-Baeba match between Amty ofheWfork and honauk
Up %"sEcoSD GRAND CONCERT BY the Twelfth Regiment
Band N @. 49,
IP M-ROa.vsgon o for saddle and birdie presented BY Nelson
Guild Of NeW.York City, open 70 all
a p. M.-Sehorita Rosetta in costume.
4 z. M-Hary Leslie on tghtrope-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

PROGRAMME FOR WEDNESDAY OCT. H.
M-PFTYMILB WALKING MATCH for 800 between Miles
Kihryde and James Smith.
IL A M-Drummng Exhibition.
l2M-Harry Lesie on Tight Rope
i21 p M-Bobby Eevcomb and his friends dance.
PM-Gst Mule Race for 800, open ali, mile under the
saddle
2P M-Bneba Match Warren and Union Star Clubs Of
Eew.York for set Of hAga
IP M-sfi Match for between william Ceaver Thomas
KeyworGh Bngish sand fair game
4P.M-TIghtROpe Gymnastics BY Harry Leslie
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-09-30

number OF secondhand carriages and wagons, har
and horse clothing were also disposed Of at pretty
fair figures.
The horse-cpping machine has already begun It's OPP
erations In the Bulls Head Market.
NewYork horse dealers expect to bring homo some fine
stock from the New State Fair to be held at Albany
next week ,
The Jaeger wagon, with the patent vertical steel
plates In the axle BEDS as built by Messrs B. brewster
Co. of Twenty6fthst, meets with excellent sales.
Messrs. Wood Bros Co. have built their now style OF
coupes with full glass 'front.' after French pattern
which lie exceedingly handsome and graceful.
Nearly oil the most prominent carriage manufacturers
and dealers inviting tho public through adverts
ing columns to visit their warerOoms There certainly
no city IN tho world that make q more varied and
beautiful display Of fine vehicles OF the best make
than New-York
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-12-07
Clothes.
E1HE MECHANICS NATIoNAL BANK

Il OF WORCESTER
The Annual Meeting of the Stockholders OF the Me-
ehancs National Bank oil Worcester, VIII be held al
th ir Banking Room on TUESDAY, Jan. 9th, 1877, at2
O'Clock NJ for the Election OF Directors for the ensu-
Ing year and for he transaction of other business
that may legally come before them. -
dc dim T.. MERRILL, Cashier.
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-12-07

The Committee appointed by the Citizens of Boston to
do honor TO the lustrous Visitor who is to receive the
Inequalities of the city, announce that the Ball Will
take place ut the
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-12-07
500 to $50 PER Il. m9 y a3.s gaa ara

W. Y Y - . Y EtttI suIN 70 n 8eEI07 Wy
where selling our new seven strand WHITE PLArISA
CLOTHES LINES Sells readily at house. Ssmples
nee. Address the GlRARD WIRE MILLS
"a seop&weoN2R' philadelphia rs
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-12-07

HOUND "A WHITE BULL DOG, with a
Il black spot on his back and one black ear. Has
strap his neck The owner is requested TO prove
property. pay charges and take him away
PATRICK NORTON,
do d3t* Is Larkin ST., East Worcester
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

Of champagne a! twenty will intensity the
rheumatism at three. score.
1t is a fact that overwhelming the eycs at
fourteen may ncccssitaic The use Of spec.
iaclcs at forty instead Of sixty, Weadyisc
our young readers to be Swing Of health
for their old age, for tic maxim holds
good in regard to health az well as money.
Waste not, want not" 1t is the great.
est mistake to suppose that violation of the
laws Of health can escape itspcnalty Ma.
turc corgives no sin, to error she lets off
tie offender for fifty sears sometimes, but
she clutches him at last, and iLaicB the
punishmea! just when aud where,
and Just how he ferris j, most
Save mp for old agc, Dui save knowledge;
save tic recoIleclioCs Of good and noble
deeds innocent pcasurcand pure thoughts;
save friends, save love Save rich stores
Of that kind Of wealth Which time cannot
diminish nor death take away --Rmol
New YWk(r.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12
Savings Of Old age,

Noonc denies it is wise to make pro-
vision for old age, but We are not all
agreed as to the kind Of provision it is best
to lay in. Certainly We shall want a lit
tie money, for u destitute old mau is in.
deed sorry sight; yes, save money by all
means. But an old man needs just that
particular kind Of strength which young
men are apt to waste. Many u foolish
young fellow will throw away on holiday
q certain amount of nervous energy which
be will never feel the want Of until be is
seventy, and then how much will be want
it! II is curious, but true, that bottle
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

The world of fiction hardly contains
more thrilling incid,ut which marked the
life Of the late Rev. Mr.. Lee, Presbytcr-
ian minister Of the viIIinge Of Waterford,
n. Y.
Mr.. Lea was sitting in his study about
midnight, preparing a discourse to deliver
to his congregation, when he heard noise
behind him, aud become conscious that
some one was in the room. Mr.. Lee OK.
claimed:
What is the mattcr?' and turning
around in bis chair, he behcli the grim
face of burglar who vas pointing pis.
toI at bis breast. The rGiiiln hid entered
by aside window, supposins the occupants
were locked in slumbcr.
GIVE ne your watch and money" said
he, "anl make no noise or will fire."
"Yoa may put up your weapon, for |
shall make no resistance, and you are at
liberty to take all The money aud valuabes
thai lposess," was Mr. Lees calm tcspous,.
The burglar Withdrew Ais meuacipg pts.
tol, aud Mr.. Lee said:
Il will conduct you to where NY most
precious treasures are placed"
lie opened the door and pointed to the
where istwo children lay slumbcrng in
the sweet sleep of innocence aud peace
"These said Mr. Lee, "ayc my most
precious jewels. WiIlyo take them"
He proceeded to say as minister Of the
gospel he had few earthly possessions, and
that bis means we're devoted to one object
The education Of bis motlorless chill.
drcn.
The burglar was deeply and visibly
affected BY these remarks, Tears filed
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MILLIONS Bear Testimony 10 their
Wnnderrnl Cnrnilyc EGccis.

MILLIONS Bear Testimony 10 their
Wonderful Curative Effects.
They mo not Gyle Fancy Drink, Made Of Poor
Rum, Wkiskoy, Proof Spirits und Refuse
LIQUORS doct0ral, spcol and swcccrcd please the
,a.tccacd TONES, "Appctiaors,' "Nestorers &c,
thatlead the tipprronto drankcnnc%andr n,butarc
aTie Medicine made ifonthe Native Roots andi Herbs
q California, FREQ from nil Alcoholic ssiimu-
lanis. They ctbc GREAT BLOOD pURi.
FER md A LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE,
perfect l,cnoyGlor and tygOrIor Of the System,
carrylngoY all poisonous matter anlretoring thcblood
TO healthy condition. No person can take these BIZ
ters according to directions and remain long unwe',
provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral
poi,onor other means, and tho vial organs wasted
beyond tho point Of repair.
They are Gentle Purgntive rs well ASA
Tonic, possessing, also, the peculiar merit OF acting
as apOwcIIul agent in relieving Congestion or lnllm-
nation OF the Liver, and al the yisccrl Organs.
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, inyouns or
old, married OF single, NJ thcdaw Of w0manhood orat
the turn OF !iTc these Tonic Bittcrs l.avo no equal
For Infamma!nry and Chronic Rhcana-
iisn md Goat. Dyspepsia or Indigestion,
Bilious, Ecmiticnt and Intermittent FG-
ycre, Diseases Of the Blood, Liver, Kid
ncys and lIladdCr, these iiiitcrs have been most
pncccs.faI. such Diseases are caGGcd by Initiated
Ulood, which sgcneray produc,dby arrangement
~ tho Dipsst;yc Organs.
DYSPEPSIA or INDIGESTION, Head.
ache, Pain in hcShOulicrS, Coughs 1ightneSs OF the
rh,.. DI,,loc.s eonr eeac,o,ou, Of The Stomach.
o"sI" D'""'',F' ,,,r-.,., ,,.,..I,.,i..,.,
the Heart Inlamma,iono Of the Lungs PAIN in the re.
.Is,f,,o RiI,,,, ant, h,rar,1 n,h.r rs,,iu sy,nn.
,D,,' n.o ,,n nr,ga,,nr, If py,ncnqI,.
s,on,,al, ,or,;l
iheF "N'so'a's '' S'o''S' al"
Liver ani Bowels when rCn'er .nem Q. uNcq""''e'
parting new life and msor 10 The uaoIcsysten.
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bis eyes. aud he expressed the atn''' SOL.
row at the ac, be was about to commit
After few remarks by Mr.. lee tic
would be criminal consented to kneel and
join in prayers aod there, in that lonely
house, amil the silence Of midnight tie
offender poured forth bis remor~ and
pcnitencc, While the representative of 70.
ligiou, Of peace aud good will, told him 70
go aud sin no m,rc,"
Such case has few parallels
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12
He "Staid."

Lately, when the body of George Kirk
was lying at Wilson {: Browns undertake
ing establishment, on B street. Virginia
City, man who appeared to be a stranger
in the city, seeing something Of Il crowd at
the door. approached and looked il at the
body lying III the coffin.
"NIan dead?' asked be Of person.
standing near
"Yes, sir, shortly answered he who was
questioned.
Fidgetting little, the stranger tried it
again: "IIow did be die?'
"Huus," was the laconic reply.
Hung! All, hung HIMSELF"
"No, he was hung by tue VigiIantcs"
Stranger again What did they hang
him fcr?'
"lIe had been notified TO leave the town
aud be came back"
"When man has been notified to leave
cant he never come back here again aud
stny"
"Yos, SIR"
eyes? Then how is Ihs?7
"Wcll, he came back, and pointing
to the coilin-'you sec he s'aH.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12
Rather Tough

Squira K, a wsll.kuowu bnrristcr Of
Belknap County, N. H., having occasion
to transact some business at the Ossipce
court, found a few days at bis disposal
which be determined 10 spend in Irouting
in the mountain brooks. In company With
an artist friend be wandered several miles
into the country. Nigh. came down aud
the sportsmen concluded to spend the
night at farm house. if permission could
he obtained, and return carly next MORN
/ 8 to the village A cherry. laccd Old
lady granted permission 10 remain under
her roof that night Now, as it was nee,
essary that our legal friend should be at
court at eight next day, tue good dame
arose early and prepared breakfast by the
light of ,allow candle, The anglers
were seated a! tho table in II dark corner
Of the Kitchen while tho old lady WAS en-.
gagged over sizzling frying pan on the
stove. "Ilow's this stake, T., tough. Eh?
asked the lawyer, soto roicc. Don't
know, why?' "By Jove | cant chew the
stuff" Continued he. Wiping the sweat
from his forehead, he made another effort
to mas,icate the moutlfnl, then shouted
my good woman willyoa be kind enough
to SEQ why this steak is so very fought
Tho p'casaut.facel old Indy appeared with
her candle, wiped the moisture from her
spcctacles and looked at the plate, dropped
the tallow candle into the lawyers lap and
shouted with horror: Great State Of
Hampshire! Tee fried ny holdcs"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

presilcn, Gtaut gets a sharp re-
Jnke for bis Jayoue' policy in South Caro-
liza from quite unexpected quarter =
The Radical Lieutenant Governor Of
South Carolina, black man named Ran
sicr vigorously denouacos that policy in a
very uecan! letter.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

D'Burns wondered why body need cry
"if body kissed body coming through thu
rye" And some genius inspired, no doubt
BY q tender kiss, relieves himself in this wise
Any fool may face cannon--
Anybody wear Crown
Dw a man must win d woman
lfM'! have her for his own.
Wouldyoa have The golden apple,
You mp,t find lhcimc aud shake IL;
II .he thing is wurlN Tie having,
And ysu want a kiss, why nbe ii
Tho would burn upon Aes'rt
With f"rcNt smiling bl?
Who would give LiH sunny SPINNER,
For bleak aud wnlry SKY?
Oh! tell you there's music?
And you can not, can mol break IL
For The sweetest part Of loving
Is 10 want ki,s--aDd take il!
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Alphabet of Short Rulo

Alphabet Of Short Rule
Attend well to your business,
Be punctual inyonr payments.
Consider well before you promise.
Dare to do right.
Envy no man,
Faithfully perform your duty
Go not inlhe path Of vice
Have respect for your character.
Know myself.
Lie not, for any consideration,
Make few acquaintance.
Never profcs, what yon not practice,
Occnpy your time 10 usefulness
Postpone nothing that you eau do now.
Quarrel mol with your ueightor
RcoomPense every man for his labor,
Save something against day Of trouble.
l'reat everybody with kindness.
Use yourself confederation
Willy no persons equation.
Watchfuliy wanrd against dlencss.
Xamiuo your Conduct daily.
Yield to superior Judgment
zenlously pursue the the right path.
TANNING OF rng RRIDEGRuoM = Mr.
SULLIVAN has jGe married u second wife
On the day after the wedding Mr.. S. re
~ intended Mrs. spillman, to caIarge
ny dairy"
"You alaan our dairy, ny dear" re.
piled Mrs. Spillman
NO quoth Mr. Splllman. "a intent
to enlarge my dairy"
Say our dairy Mr., SpiIlman."
"No, my dairy"
."say our dairy, say our--,' scream
ed she seising the poker,
"Aly dairy ny dairy" yelled tn
husband.
Cur dairy our dairy. screcched tn,
wife, emphasizing each word with a blow
on tho back of her criugjog spouse.
Mr. Spillman relreated under the bed
10 passing under the bcd,cothes his ha
was brushed of. lie remained under GOV
er for several minutes, waiting for lul
in the storm. At last bis wife saw hin
brushing bis head out at tho foot Of tn
bed, much like a turtle from its she'll.
"What arc You looking for !" czclaime,
the lady
Il AN looking for our bat, ny dear
says he.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

T3co'y-fur ycarsogo EIi Sii'son es-
tabished himself 10 the wilderness Of
Wisconsin, near what is nov Oshkosh,
His r!rm now han 100 acres He has a
neat little white house, no larger or more
snowy than one would ordinarily see upon
q forty acre farm in New England, but bis
barn il $50 feet IN length
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

Strong and pare rici, hooI--lncrepsc q 4 81
and Mrs hi Clear Skin and lieamlni
Complexion secured 10 all
DR.. RAILWAYS
Sars2pMilIian R9solvoDt
A. MCDANIEL, Master.

I "a
U1fSlparllllan h0SUlV3DC
Has made lbt mos, a.lon,slinc cures. 81 ouek.
snrnpid arp the changes the body md ,,o.s
unler The ,,Nrpu,c Of his ,uly wonderful
mr.Iiciu,. that every day nm Increase in Il, n
and Nejph, i, seen and felt
r,,E, ,,,r,,r ;,,,,n p,,,,U,o,.
>, ' 49,. '""'
every ur"r d '"s Sh,saI@fh,ian E"sn,vrnt
c"'n""',r"'s '''oHSl we hi""'' 1Wrh' vr'nc
',' ''h'f MUGS '''' jHl'e' CT we S>tclu Of NC
''sTF I" NE 'VF II n la's w vase OF NE on1y
WIN new an" sound "l9,r''@i S',eials' ~
PHWS' Ithhu0l''0n' G'ah,H'"F "Nsasr' VI
GERS -, n lhe shroot, Aou'h, ,m"fs' Nodes IN
rr S'"Ts " ' " 't s rn, .o'a
the wor,, rorus Of skin Diseases Fmr,ons
Fever Sores, Scald Head. Ring Worm Snlt
khum E,y.ivcias. Acne. Black So,ls Worms
in ,he Flesh, Tuners, Cancers in Inc womb,
and al weakening and psiNul DISCHARGES.
Nigh, Swrs,s, Loss of S, ERIN and pIl wastes Of
the ll0 principle are wtlliithe curative range
a.. w., "omG ,l n'"'" "' r ahn aTw
either Of these form ortisease lis potent power
10 cure them.
II the patient, dailv becoming reduced bv
the wastes and jccanposi,ion ,ha, il conIjp,i.
ali, progressing, succeeds in arr,a,iny these
wastes, and repairs the same with new mate.
rial made from healthy blond and his thc
sARSAPARILLlAN will and does s,cnr,.,-a
cure is certain; whcu once hi, remedy rom.
mpnces It's work Of publication, and succeeds
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12

Marriage is like a silkeu4pursc most
agreeable to bear when lhcrci is plenty OF
money in it. Marriage Is like mouse
trap-Oncc get in and you are caught,
without tho least prospect Of recovering
your liberty. Marriage is like rose
tree 10 full bearing'how attractive arc
its flowers. butthe bright leaves fall after
season. and the thorns alone remain.
Marriage among foolsis like boiled calf's
head withou, the accompaniment Of brains.
Marriage is like roast leg of mutton on
sunday--served up collcn NIouday--ditto
with pickles on Tacslay--and dashed up
on Wednesday. Marriage is the sunshine
Of life-beneash its genial influence spring
up the best affections and the noblest vir
tues Of man, which in scrili,y of selfish
celibracy would have lain dormant and use
less. 1t is the source Of yir,uous pleasure
in youth, the the balm aud solace Of old
age.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-12
a EST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY.

Hon. J T. HosE, Prcst Board ofRegcuts.
G q SrvReEs, Sec'y :"
ALEX MARTIN. D. D., President. and Profess.
Ct Of Mental and Moral Philosophy.
F s Lyon, A. NJ, Vice President, Profess.
or Of Eng. Literature, and princips Prep'y
Dept. 4@f
$ G STEVENS, A. NJ, Professor Of Astrono.
my and Physics. "s
H H PIERCE. A. NJ, Capt U. s. Al Pro.
lessor Of Mathematics Of Military Tactics.
J ] STEVENSON, A. H., Phi. D. Professor Of
Chemistry and Natural History.
FW WooD, Phi, D.. Professor Of Ancient and
Modern Languages.
0 W MILLER, A NJ, Assistant in the Pro.
paratory department
OB PurlNros, Tutor.
Geo NJ HAaASs, Esq, Superintendent Of the
Grounds and Buildings.
HueH W Brock, N. D., Lecturer on Physolo-
gy and Hygiene.
Hon JONI A Ollie, Lecturer on Civil and
Constitutional Law. u..
FALL Term begins LIST Tuesday in September.
WINTER TERM lst Monday in December.
SPRra TERM +" I'd Tuesday in March.
COMMENCEMENT, Sd Wednesday in June.
TUITION Preparatory, IS 90 per Term Of IL
" University, $500 per Term Of 10
weeks.
BoARnlSe-No to exceed 81 per week,
Aug 10. 1869 -ly