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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-08-14

STERLING SILVER FORKS and Spoons, which
u uiacure t22 soil r SPA three Iaua ,bgrsa
at SQUIREs 81 Fgl.OnsL DAgosDs SPECIALITY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-08-14

BE wise in time and avoid the possibility O.
danger BY burning oaiy PAATr's Astral OIL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-08-14
THE BUFFALO RACES - CLOSE OF TIE FAIL
MEETING.

BUFFALO, \. Y, Aug. ia match race to-
day between Tommy jefferson and Geo. Wilkes, for a
purse of $4,000 attracted considerable attendance. In
the first heat jefferson in slow ogtro first by
ten lengths Previous 80 starting Jefferson sold in the
pools 500 to $50 for Wilkes In the second heat Jeer
sold for $3.50 to $50 for Wilkes. Wilkes in first
by length holly pressed by jefferson. In the third
heat Jefferson stock declined amazingly. Wilkes came
IN first by eight lengths In the fourth heat
JcIc by a length IN the nth heat pools sold
ten in favor of Jefferson Jefferson came In
jog winner by three lengths OF the heat and the
Wilkes. ..t....s,.s....... 1
Tme-2:29, ?; 27i, 2:28, 2:21! 2:25'
This closes Of the most exciting ana brilliant race
meetings record. The order throughout per
feet the police arrangements being excellent. There
only single OF pockctpckiDg, and but two arrests
for disOrderly conduct.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1871-08-14

Total cost for 80 VI
Cost OF Aco.sJp pavement peg square !an' '''''''' "
Repairing sane times II len IA sOJI eJndton'''.''''' ~
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
fliL HILDEIN'S AID SOrIFTY.

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New-York tribune., 1871-11-28

The Cnilcus' Reform Association met last
evening At its rooms In ntagucst,, the PRECEDENT
Franklin Woodruff in the chair. The Chairman of tho
Executive Committee read acccpancos from scvcral.
ccn'lencn who had b. elected uelbcrs Of the Assoc
stion, and announced the resignation Of Charles A. Town.
srnd lie then offered rcsc ition providiu; for tho
lymeIt of the hills incurred by the several Conmlttces
witch adopted. Tho Treasurer reported the follow
ipy subscriptions rrcciy ed siucc the last meeting:
Demas Rare SIoii schr'I,r l% JOAN llssey So B,
0H. join j. lteuy 100; g. H. nLted NOV; A. u
Bay..s 10 Ws,rrs r.cns ~. - y. Blnre S2.tJ1 Sa
James II. FrotiiDSnam was pr"p"'"d for mcmbcrsh1p.
Ecpuris OF the Pros. eating ai Finance Committees
then cacd for, after which tho Association went
tnin executive session.
III" sl.lCcmIi,t~' appointed ny tho Committee Of
Fiy inv stigate the affairs of the Tx Olcc, aud
sstiN- 0f Julius Alcn and r. II. Chtcnlrn, VIII begin
volk to-day. other suhConmittecs will begin their ILL.,
Nesti.a oLs du in; the present week.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
NEW MILK PRODUCERS ASsOCI ALTON

An association has been formed among the
milk producers Of New Hampton. Orange County, to
control The prHt OF That cO,nmOdty property has
been purchased mpon which u IL intended 10 erect Il
butter aud cheese factory large enough 10 manufacture
all ~ the milk dchvcred at New Hamburger info butter
add '3ttat. II b'tt-r:I,. Each producer ~ to become
inehhtI, and il certain figure ~ 10 bc adopted the
.'hndarH p1cf hi mi1. u they cannot obtain THIS price,
iIn niA - t. bc nG' hiO uit' and ttts' nsCd ur
iAt' n.by t"nr Whatever profit t"crc iH N iis
G.siUslui {: tn MIA ~ T., bc GIt u,t tie
i"it ai: ! !h' II j. tU ht l., tho ia the
sahr iI, IL =. lt l,"iuc"I. that
!ie I.,. w..i II;VC a.G 4 II II ic
&Ioptd til JuSLYrl Ne Cvu .ty
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
HOME NEWS.
PnONlNfHi ARRIVALS.

fiisry Housr--Sir A. II. Gait and family, OF
M".;"S, Gen. Avn l.. Iio,'y Of Indiana aud ): Dc
Iui;rlr'r of PLwli'.%, n. Y. = 81 Nct!,"s H.'.'r
of Cat.kili. N. Y; Gen. william Mahons OF VIZ
,nia, L. T. Wiuslow OF st. Louis. Co; ,,;, t., -;
Iowa. G. r. Griggs Of Illinois, aud Lieut. connn,,,;r ,c
X. smith, Y. 4. Navy. - FIN AnnHe D"u-i" "p ~
Hon. Eli, H. Roberts, NJ C., O. T.ica: Gen. tconei o o
Albany, Gen c. H. T. Co,s of rhilalcphla D. T. tnn M
of Troy and ]. e. Stanton. Pi's.dcnt W 'no -''"
Metropolitan Hotci~Con,rolrr IIuhurd Of thS ,,nC U.
g. Treasury and the Hon. J. H. I!e! noas a, 81 ~? &
necticut and Carstcn Browne OF B!st"i - 81 'm" H
Hofef-rhc Hon. VIM. MtMastcr OF Toronto. r. -
Patterson, Washington. - 81 Dtnis L. L"e.-o"Iii ~
mandrr Kirkland md Lieut. Commander RoLertsni u
8 Navy 80. Wrsfpinstrr Hotci-CUinnandtr lichy
wilson T. = Navy aud X. VI. Field oi D,si". " A''"
UVnsc-Thc Rev. J. McDrlmoit, Niehs 1dus w. -
pTTAETt Rls.
Senator sumner left the BIc'o"it ii0se las. c'''nt.
The Culninttcrs from B"s;"h hil fma"i''', ~ ~,
cane b,r to tender u, u,ilous 10 the Grand Duke, '-
turned hone yesterday.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
I.ECTI RES. MEETINGS ETC-

THE annual reception of the Brooklyn Art
association took place. last evening, at the Academy
MUSIC. "
Prof. DOrcmus will deliver the second lecture
q" hls 'Iirs Modern Science" at Association Hail
tElN cNruiug
fioi. George IL. Cook of New Brunswick n
- wi 'Ie"L to-day. at the Farmers Club Of thc Amrl
ah IN n,,uir on the subject Of "E rOpcsn Agriculture
10 Tue ~chnoxn ability Of the IrofesSOT. there no
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
doubt no win entertain the Club this Interesting eup
jcct. ,,u
Tho Amciirus Co,crie I.old their annual hal

Inst evening, at Irving Hall. which was h'u""'' "
dcc,rltcd with huttin; al hower' FOR the or'f'"'
TI,n room wnS rruvt.d Win handsome am" ~. .l'-
f,ccs ~, u,tiSic '.oN, aG t''c "ho1 'H''' WAC
o pleasant Success.
The first pullr meeting this season "1 inc
West side Association VIII Dc held next Friday evening
at West side Hal. broadway and Forty lonrihF' fc'
mar 70 Wood Will srcah on "Lcislaiion Nccr' "r me
w., side and The duties of the IL gislaiurc 10 me ~
VIM A. Whiil,ck On Rapd TIaLs,i." alid ""i D. ] N,l
mcnis; shall they be etorpedf'
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28

,, :, ...o.. ot A.. pe.ent 81 said district, and
ta'h cor 'c'"'' hi' 'Hc' " J,'t9 = -" ;Ltss,
Tho rr,i ~, was ord, red fc2 anu ;.o uJiIu''tc" d
tulllru,
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28

E!'rant licht Rolls, BiscnitS, ETC., With
b"'.aA ! "T r'%"ts. tr b'st Tr T.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28

Tie tilth annual report "i the linui" for In
curauI, stt West FAus slows i1t d:rid ia" pt~l car
81 ats treated. .oi whom - arr't pres al
IN TIC ptal. patient, have dcl, and have t""n re-
moved. Iu .ng year. s,lis lG have hor1 rrrci''i
81, h",r,, So: pp:,ut-. ~!
:, Jl tl.rn,S. JHr l''-' i.stc
80, til, J.lincc III :@id az :i.l!J Il.
The Park commissioners ann 1lncc tiat t!ic
Na.o.l,'s Dam BIlIGa Not cor i,tcd aud o;oH 3
'l.trv no pl' i'c, ,ir0uCo.lS rt!r ed =
Temporarily open SldJy "a Ini VIII be pea ati
on j. l!l~cNIrg Day, tiat day "TlE ~ otr'T me"
il amt. ini. tF h",icc, {" PENN u"
ia. inI ~ 3D., ;iH-. I.,. ,'I I al : ~ ! "'
c."p.c,' u u.; ilI:'c Is, WIEN ihrs. vii >" 10
fufln,r iniri iriilti"I -. tIiNrl.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
NIW u i,SEY.

JrrsEY CirY.-llcnry Hayes, German CAT
penter tc f,:n The sci1u!d Of huildn@ in Wurcnt.,
and sustained rcrious injuries, yesterday. Angus,
Wittc Charles lIn'rrh. ana George and h"tina Sahl
have been committed 10 the County JAIL upon chal srs
o burglary. .T.c First ConGrcg gdUna and Second Re-
formed Churches Will hold union service at the Tabcr
nac'c, or Tlahl -eiyi; inT: Iiic Rev Dr. Van c"r'
COrtl ndI.-t., NrwlOik jumped last night. from tn
fnnliirslory window of l- r",iicncc, No. l5i J'ISc!
ave. and dashed his hraIs ont upon iic pay IL
j. sid thai domestic trouble caused the act .Anlrcw
Mct'u lru:h5 paint shop, in West NewaIk ave, was
i"lsd ii oi $500 worth Of goods. recently. An "mpioyc
named Suowdrn was arrested, a.id portion ot the
stolen goods found at hs houo" yesterday.
NGwARK..Iohn Roberts pleaded guilt, to thc charge
Of Grand larceny yesterday, and Wa Antrlre I" tho"
YEAR, in the stale Prison John in age 80 fell INTO
the canal on sunday white intoxicated, and Was drowned
Brnct, IT, III ard koacn Geo ta,il'e ad Bernard nni
Tho Morris arrested Yesterday Tor as-nultInr tr"
schnar. ~" J"int t"tilnI tee oi the Hudson and -
C,uny Frc"holdcr- the Free Brid,' The Paa
sale, have organized with Judge Biinkcrh"G Chair
man. and Oba Mcckcr and John Boyd sub Committee.
Smallpox is increasing in this city. Jncol, Zalin
wa. arrested last evening attempting t" xii his vii"
with knife "A miir Of track has mcn laid on the
Newark aud Hudson Railioad. A new German Episco
pal Mission will he cI"ird in M.rkc'--t... Til" will Of
George Betwcsrr, rpIcscntng !l!,'VO, admitted
Ia probate yesterday.
PNrKsoS.-Thc Chassis Of Paramu-. the Rev. Mr.
Huys-oon presiding. met yesterday In the Broadway
the farhlus Church to the Rev. Goyn Tallmagc and
rs."ved to install him as pastor on Dec ~ The It,v
service. The WiiiI-.st Baptist Will unite with "a"
First rre.lVt terrain Church and the broadway Baptist
with the second Pres. terian Church, in Thanksgiving
Day services.
HohokES.Josrph Hagen was arrested yesterday for
rant as been Issued for the arrest Of Francis Mragrr.
charged with aeAltins hs employer. Joseph Bowers.
IL =, probable that the ConInon Council will aprnint
- ohhittcr, Tonight 10 confer with citizens OF West
liohok, ANA Union Ill., with view to ma king arrange
hen- Tor the consolidation uf those places with this clty.
laid yesterday.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28

IlNL> NrGlT tBIE SiCILItN lINH HrNrWER
49, a1i 81 tstp.y the bir - coo. D.. 'l.L
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
LONG leland.

P0ET WAsUINCTON.-Thc ncw N,lhndis;
ch.rc'. ha- I"b'cd OF cIp"riuG nnd iHIn.t.Tc
~ci': 'J.1.
toiiL.E Tur\T.-tfri~ii,u g. Sh flor r.r !. Jo l.
yr.t'iay. ii,,n i.uir. 4c',i";H - "a, ri T.. 90.
;,h.!c 80. hinl II, t,r ho, ,om ni Il wei.
New-York tribune., 1871-11-28
NEW-IORK CITY.

Tho trustees of The Museum of Natural lliS-
tory at Central Park viii tvc second reception AZ Tue
Museum today, from i" T. III.
Tho new Turner Hail in Forrih-st. ia rap
jdIy m, roaclrS c0rIVeimn III Wi. iItiddc e"''
\, unas su!l. and several GAP roohiS
rccrrtion of the pupils Of thc Girls De
~, t,pcIt of Grammar SChoc No. 49, on Trhfy @'h'
st. l,cl 6At.rayc Vii be ned a; lo0 THIS 'ii'iup'h
Tie following appointments ia tho New
York CIsto. House have hc"n COM! Hci al the lre'I!
Dc,,r,mcnt; Jonn O'Brlrn Wciglcr; NJ C. Hart sore
kct rcr Char,ca CulerHon Inspector; Ed bnr 'leFh
Receiver Knapp of tho Bowling Green say
inc, EauK has set c"nlI.td his v"rH, hut hoi'' 10
lav h"for" the dcposi'ors, Tomorrow, a ".np."'a
cy' ibt 81 tie actOuD.s -d VI tlc Ih"hcI c'i'o" ''
tLr bank.
The French Society Union Fla'crnclc hos
ri al Ivy a.,scri,pn 81 10 hc rclo: f ch'at' Ill.
ir,r, Fr.c Tie o.fce Of the ,o'riS /i'f '2't1 ~
m i tran -'rtci to Milwaukee, iJr IL" Icu'i vi 'e su
!. IcI- IN 10 H"rth-Nc't.
The New-Yolk lnf1ut ASYLUM at No. Il
Cn,oIacc was opened, yesterday IoI practical o,"F-
n';oo-. tloaf the pressure i'r nd ~ n l't
'oar inn.dics we're r..NG. Lat we-I' III @I''le- q
the alp"in;.d day 0i oIcniAE.
Alrut 1G0 Of the sailors of TIE Ers'i'n
squt,r, . Il an jor in ." lo!' r ,aiIti lr''''F ~"
~,.c. 0ld visited the city tcs'r' v Th"'r benny -
u.-tr'' hll q;i't an rt'."y' and ''r' Sc mu 'i''A
lut, ,r,,tcd =. what they siw.
The tue.i,oat Ccorre Farr,N, Cart. Brown.
wife oy sandy Hook. at II a. yesterday, was r'n
iyvu o,t snnl ty:r cu'vrr' ''Ni"' 'a'l. r. I"
ard rrcN were ic,eI,d ~ Pi."th.Hi. L. lac =
o,,Dci ~ C.ir. Brown. rd - PATTY .aS@l'd.
II tue .t,a ol Ihu U-I..d Sta5C; at. Henry
i4r.ts. ,.;g ;riu; n thy Crtd sLic7 D.>;t' 'vt.',
-,.t sIr,;rNt 10 !.,fv.r g." .;' I'll" "' va" "i
H., O.. s;,...T, o. ,.lt I'D - II So. I'Iri'tI
eli. ei.t,.cI ly GionrA: u!'! ..l'G.rh' ii' .''''
Contributions arc solicited hy The pr!nc'p?l
q! tie Wisgn Ms. len Io.so - Tie 'rHcro OF tF'n" !
,id = !ji-s' f,r 81. T..' ,''". d..1' ,''t -
flo ,.l..iu Tie ,!.,--' o.. H"i 70 81 .'' 80
J. H. or 1'.ur~ra1, "t 10 The .ainlncs air"1"- TIE
.l>>iuu nul,h al l.. -
Patrlcl: Mack, Il Ervcnuc officer, report Nat
as H." .:s 81, liA, !,sIda:, ten uI-:anpVi bar"' "t
vh,sI , on IL trucA near Iowadst. AMI BT"1i"1'. he
wa, H., riUI = f',t' L. 80" .t-' u t' 't
,tl.i.I. 10 li.n ., I,i - "tuihci the r.r tHt 80
body w,s hiiI. AZ ti.c I..-n ,scIpri.
l.adi', sill Ir~.i"' IL I'Ni'Irc 'i@h'1Y r"h-
ht:y T. c.iit.i- c.u I'.r Wy n th-r i..' 90 ''
.lal. u ed lt.,sc, su,..I '''' cr.'. r1,' .,.-
s.qrr,r. L,a..i.'c 1J.dGonds have .V''r D." 'ir-'-
,,t ~" a =, '"s - ttpi -: Al! a." i'l'. -
n.lnr cf conn i':'> ts! a. 'LC i '.c 'ot'. iii.-
.,:r Tat Il ~ OILY - I"cr .ti'n III = @1" ~ irl"
The annual ,l. elton for officers of the .,c.'-
Yofh Tyrosall,cI t:'oa VIII ;Ihr ra'c Drc.j Tue
: WIN lc TIE .i.. Il thr c,ldac- ior ~ pi!h'i-
Fr,., Robot 'f,Kr-i ..e, lIrc' !. r.l"1.
CIR s7e1:-".'. II 80. Va srV~
-
noe .r,r--i... .sri Cutie" NN"' l. -'.-
I.-i >..st~-i'.. .'-s.. t'.... .':
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

He WINKEn TOO LATE-A handsome
bachelor, clerk in one of the most popular dry
goods stores Of Atlanta Georgia, is smitten
with fair resident OF neighboring city.
The father Of the young lady came TO Atlanta
recently and registered at the hotel where the
young bachelor boards. As soon as this dis
covery was made, the Old gentleman was look
ed up and made the recipient of earnest atten-
ton, (such as al Of US have and are disposed
to pay the parent, of the hoped. for, to IN
gratate himself into his parental favor.
just before going up to dinner the old gem
tleman wanted information Of the young enc
where he could get drink OF good " peach
and honey
"WcIl. | don't know myself but I've
heard that 1t the bar good liquors are kept,
was the innocent reply.
The old gentleman asked the young one to
show him the way.
Certainly Though don drink myself, ="
| replied the teetotaller.
! Arrived at the bar, the want of the old gen.
tleman was made known, when the bartender,
turning to the young man, coolly remarked: !:
suppose you will take gin and sugar. as
usual, Mr.. -
He had orter" winked sooner.
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26
= He " had orter' winked sooner.

Not THE LADY A weel-known minister
walking along the street. few days since, met
a lady for whom he had recently performed
the marriage service. Desiring to renew the
Acquaintance, tor the lady had interested him
greatly at the time he accostcd her with the
remark
= Als lam, did l not have the pleasure of
marrying you few days since -
9 was married few days since, sir.
Yes! | thought l was not mistaken Il
married you!
: Indeed Well, I thought my husband
was a much younger man than you are, but [
have not seen enough of him to make his ae
quaiutance thoroughly! Blythe way, my dear,
my chignon is getting shabby; please give mo
some money to buy "a waterfaIl!''
Evidently this was more than the minister
bareained for; and with hasty bow, accompa-
MED by the remark, No! you are not the
lady III III mi>taken!' he took his leave.
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

MoRE'N YoU'LL KEEP Some years ago an
old sign painter, who was very cross, was en-
gagged to paint the Ten Commandments on
some tablets in a church not five miles from
Buffalo. The pastor of the church G., came to see
pastor, "why you careless old person, you
have left part of one Of the commandments
entirely out; don't you see?''
No such thing" said the old man putting on
his spectacles "no, nothing left Out-where?" 2"
"Why, there, " persisted the pastor; look
at them in the Bible; you have left some of
the commandments out.
"Well, what if.I havc"' said cid Obstl-
nacy. as he ran his eye compaccntly over his
work There is N IRE there now than you
keep"
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

PLAIN TALK TO GIRLS.-Your every day
toilet is a part of your character. A girl who
looks like fury or "slOven" in the
morning is not to be trusted, however finely
she may look in the evening. No matter how
humble your room may be, there are eight
things it should contain, namely: A mirror,
washstand soap, towel, comb, hair nail and
tooth brushes. These are just as essential as
your breakfast, before which you should make
good use of them. Parents who fail to pro-
vide their children with such appliances, not
only make great mistake but commit sin of
omission. Look tidy in the morning, and
after the dinner-work is over improve your
toilet. Make it a rule of your daily life to
"dress up for the afternoon. Your dress
may or need not be anything better than cali
co but with a ribbon or flower, or some bit OF
ornament, you can have an air Of sef-respect
aud satisfaction that invariably comes with be-
ing well dressed girl with fine sensibili-
ties cannot help feeling embarrassed and awk-
ward in a ragged and dirty dress, with her
hair unksmpt, should a neghbOr or stranger
come in Moreover, your self-respect should
demand the decent sppareling of your body.
You should make it point to look as well as
you can, even if you know nobody will see you
but yourself-Lady's AdrOcate.
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26
Kidney and Bladder Complaints,
DR.. RADWAY'S
PERFECT PURGATlVE PILLS,

perfectly tasteess elegantly coated with sweet gum
buge' % regulate, purify, cleanse, and strengIhen.-
SMay fIlls. for the cure OF all disorders Of the
1vomaca' Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, bladder, Nervous
.o' e' headache, Constr patIOn. COstiveness, lndi.
gesIIOn. Dyspepsia, B.ionsness. Bilious Fever. In
nauha'iOn n OF the Bowels, Piles. aud all derangc.
: n's '. ol the internal Vscera Warranted to effect
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Smyrna times., 1871-07-26
WHOLE NO. S37

Duke AND SENrINEI~--The late Duke of
Brunswick used to relate the following anec-
dote with great gleC:
Ol certain occasion, one Of the heaviest
OF German soldiers had the duty Of mounting
guard at one of the ducal hunting seats ana,
not to perp.cx the poor fellow with more Ideas
than he could conveniently carry, one single
motion" was, with some difficulty, rammed
INFO his noddle-yiz that he must present
arms to the Duke, should his Highness pass
that way He was lett 10 his cogltatlons.
Tired at last of this transccndental monotony,
our sentinel had recourse t. the universal TIER
man sp.aae--hi~ sausage and SchnappS. hlle
thus arr,eaby employed, he saw an unpre-
tending looking person approach the place
where he WAS seated dressed in the common
German hunting dreSs-a sort OF queer smock-
! frock leather brecchcs, and routinuatons.
| Good arnctt. to .ap. said the new
! conner. e " hat is that you re eating?
" Guess. grutly answered the peasant
soldier.
ooh perhaps rothwurst," said the Duke,
! for it was no less parsonage.
No; something better than that.
"Thcn | suppose it is lebberwurst
"No; something better than that
Probably then it is metterwurst?'
Yes.
(The three terms, rothwurst, lebberwurst
and metterwurst, are the positive, comparative,
aud superlauye degrees Of the German sau-
sage
Z" And now that you know all about my
sausage, pray who are you?'
Guess, said the Duke.
cob! perhaps you re one Of the Duke s
pages"
f =" No; something better than that.
"Tnen you're probably one Of the Duke
aidsde-camp?'
No: something better than that.
"Perh.ps you re the Duke himself?'
Yes.
Der teufel! Hold that sausage, for N.
orders are to present arms to you?'
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

TAKE HoLD AND LIFT.-A teacher of the
Freedmen was sitting at the window Of her
room watching two negroes loading goods into
cart One Of them was disposed to shirk the
other stopped, and looking sharply at the lazy
one, said -,
"Sam, do you expect to get to HEAVIER p
eyes"
"7hen take hold and LIT"
There are a great many Christians in our
churches and Sabbath schools who expect to
90 to heaven that would do well to strengthen
their hope of going there by taking hold and
lifting some of the burdens which they let
their brethren bear alone.
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

TRIBUTE TO A AWFE-Daniel Webster said
"There is nothing upon this earth that can
compare with the faithful attachment OF
wife; no creature who, for the object of her
love, is so indOmitable, SO perseverng, soready
to suffer and die. Under the most depressing
circumstances, womans weak kneSs becomes
mighty power, her timidity becomes fearless
courage, all her shrinking and sinking passes
away, and her spirit acquires the frmness of
marble -adamantine frmness-when circum-
stances drive her to put forth all her energies
under the inspiration Of Ter affection"
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

The latest story is told of youth of six
summers, who was taken to task by his aunt
for some supposed offense which he persist
emily denied. Now, Johnnie, she said,
" know you are not telling me the truth;
see it in your eye Pulling down the lower
lid of that organ which had well nigh betrayed
his veracity Johnnie exutingly replied: " You
can t tell anything about it, aunt, that eye al
WAYS was little streakcd. "
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26
'SDAY AFTERNOON, JULY 26, 1871.
POeI2'Y.
Never Prove False to a Friend

Never Prove False to a Friend
Never prove false to friend.
In love, and in friendship be true;
Never prove false to a friend,
So long az he's faithful TO you.
He may he dishonest knave
In others opinions but then
To ySu he is generous ard kind,
And one Of the nobleSt OF men.
Never speak i'll OF a friend,
To goasipcrs keep a closed ear;
An excellent rule in the nl4n,
is to credit one-tenth that you hear.
Stand by friend in distress,
When you know he is really in need;
What matter il even ne fails,
There is honor for you IL the deed
That one may deceive YOU tis So
Then his, not yours the Disgrace
Because we find one ni III untrue,
Shall We wrong or dI~crust whole race ;
Censure a man for his faults,
Give him honor when honor is due;
But never prove false to y friend,
So long as he's faithful to you.
Smyrna times., 1871-07-26

When James Russell Lowell was in Italy,
begging friar came to him one day with sub
scription for repairing his convent Lowell
said, All, but am heretie The friar re-
piled, Undoubtedly, but your money is per-
fectlY orthodox