Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1871-07-28
THE GREATEST INVENTION
OF THE AGE.

No More Complafnkng-He lar
Jones Will Relieve YOu-Vendcrs
OF Patent Medicines and Quacks,
60 Your Holes. a
GoosE CREEK, DoG-wooD HoLLKR,
TEN. Mister Editor: While medi-
tating over the ups and downs ov this
afflicted world, and havin kun tn the
konclusion that if q man noes good
thing an noes it tn be benefit to the
| hole world, he had better make it known,
even If he has tn be bothered by large
fortune an CRATE riches bi so doing. Mis-
ter Editor, i abhor bragadocios an men
that hav tn be paid tn do good ack.
Being actuated bi an earnest dezire to
relieve the sufferin and distressed Nv this
world, an promote the fisical interest Ov
the people, i have been induced tn bring
out publicly mi
sKLLRBRATRD KURREs.
Hayin had long experience, an very
painful wun, in fightin my own kase /
can simpathize with mi suferin frens, an
i can tel pretty vel how tn pretiate good
health. The vegetable kingdum, az we
awl no, furnishes the most powerful an
fishent, an at the same time the littleest
harm NV awl the artikels used 'mong men
az medecins, in fac, tho powerful activ,
the lave no remote evils tn komplain ov.
@ MI MEDlCNs
bav awlreddy brot peace an joy to 1000
komplainin homes an got back lots ov old
claims an land that had BIN guy up hi the
lawyers az lost, after they had got their
fees-ssfor the benefit ov the orfans.
Tha ar made for the good tha ma du,
an tn easy the publick stomake ov the
very losd ov Quack nostrums, which is
killing so many people an uther animals.
Tha ar fixed up with The largest amount
ov science, an pure an kostly herbs, in
termixed with 40 horse, bubble stilled
spirits from Dab's, and compounded only
hi me in an improved manner, which has
won the prsize ov awl the leading doctors
an kemists oV Goose Greek, .. S.
They contain no mercury or poison,
an can be taken bi the largest elefant or
the smallest ant with the biggest reluck'
fancy an leave no trace behind. 1t is be-
yond awl dout, that mi remedys al the
GREATEST INVENTION OV THE AGE,
an certain kure for swl complaints in
man and beast. Patent medicins an
quacks, no mo can deceive an destroy the
people. Their nasty stomake bitters, ov
which every drug sto is filed, will bt
thrown in the cutters an expect kill aW
the hogs an run the dogs mad. Mister
Editor, am no 'blower," nor du wan
tn sell county or State rights, but only IL
sen out mi CRATE renlidys thru the world
an kill the qu0cEs. An as long az th'
herbs in dog wood holler, goose creek last
will be toun DUN mi duty at this kon
Illusion.
THE DEMAND
for mi bitters, pills, ointment, etc, ii
much crater than j can SUPPLY want
tn hire ZOO mo hans to wurk at mi biz
Dess-i wont advertise much till ge! 8
good start, then viii want 2 sides Ov
your paper daily will start mi alma
mack free at the sitting ov the next State
Fair and the legislator hay engaged sw
the plank fences in the state tn paint on,
an vii Civ heavy reward tn the maj
that 'fringes on mi rites.
Nj BITTBRs
which goes bi the name of Jones' dec
shot-iz certain kure for aWl skin dizea
ses, stomake dizeases, fever oV swll kinds
cornsumpshun, kolera Gin man an beast,
awl kinds ov pains an koffs--it also kuTe.
blindness, deafness, lsziness, dizziness,
luceness, titeness, foolishness, smartness
hedeke, toeake, iOveake, detake, yearake,
| gout, rumstis, an awl dizesses ov the kid
neys, blsdders, liVers 81 hasets. Tbs
also kures awl kinds of complaints in
mammals frum the helefant tn the kansry
bird, an never fails on holler-horn, fistu
lar, pole-eVil, mango, stiff jints, burns
stings, mad -dog~bites, broken Inns al
other complaints tn tegus tn menshun.
| Mi bitters ar
PURELY VEGETABLE,
selected from choice roots, with grea
care and expense with the best "Robsrt.
son County" an pure spring water. They
ar very palatable, good tasted, the small
est child loves them, old men banker aftel
them, an the women aOiU have them
Next is mi Msgick Searching Pills = (knowI
as Jones Sarcher) see label on the box
these ar tn be taken jest ahead oV Iht
btters i'll find GU, where the komplaIn
IL. Next IL mi
HEBLIN AN DRAWIS AMBROsIAL HOINFMRN7
| AN sALvE,
these perfOrmes wonderfully, specially OF
biles, it also draws water frum dry wells,
| dividends frum broken railroads anC
banks etc an keeps the government rite
an makes the people honest, smart 81 in
dustrious-in connection with this mus
be taken my SelIebrated 'xtracks ov Sass
parilla, Buku, Vile cherry, Dog wood al
indian cord, which IL bound tn kure every
thing that mi other preparations fai
tn du.
kould here Civ you any amount OV
| TESTIMONY
frum reliable, an the biggest men o1
Goose creek, IN regard tn the wurking.
Ov mi magick medicines an the obstinate
kases tina hav KUN across-an the com
plimentry notices an puffs ov the press
cannot now be enumerated, for time al
space forbids at present. When star
my next box ov bitters tn Nashville b
xpress, will write you immegitly, if no
sooner, 30 you can get bottle for you
own use free gratis an for nuthin.
Your fren, HEsKKIAR JONES.
2. S-You see don't put no handle Il
mi name; haV karacter enun already
an besides dislike tn see mans nam
with doctor, captain, squire an SIGH like
stuck ontu the end ov it. Ii. J.
a. NEGRO lad in Newbern, N. c., kille,
| an infant on Friday while chuHkinp /