The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-09-23
VARIETY.

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- {. z.<rz.-A wife.
<-r <z1UGHT.-If laughter is the day-lgh
Al ..l>. 46hile is its twilight.
y ---4lore men fail for want of energ,
ff van. of ability.
uprss.--The crown of all real manlines
. 1lI chl;z;izn manliness, is purity.
Cotb has married Miss Webb. He knew
sOhe3 ms<e meant to be Joined as soon as ht
y s<SA New England preacher recent
sskt fefnon on what he called 8" The un.
- 5. Hrs. Lott
}F15a SoUP.-A citizen of the interior oi
y s-< vent to Memphis hotel, and being
isr ,'i<t rermicelli soup, repelled it indignant
/. tfing 70 knOw if "you 'uns eat those in
rnrrumg.'
; II E,<JcE IA rural visitor to the mena-
"a CentnI Park, a day or two since, on see
do FOun< Enanaco, an animal remarkable for
,nfth * is neck, exclaimed, {" By gosh
Aihe. fe'ioF must enjoy drinkl''
5n,trv sswspaper which spoke of buttered
sr. beesne very indignant when asked if
. ore any relatiOn to Z" creased lightning" 1t
arb Afreared that muttered thunder was
e1i.ansn on getting a soda, was retiring
kf slnre without the usual little ceremony
1 t'ioFt bat operation. - Recollect, sir,
P<Iiie proprietor, q if you loose your
box you didn't pull it out here"
v:4urczzzSr TO VIsrroRs.-A cheerful cor
: ttnt rt rhe little Morning Call of Duluth,
&Fs Il Is shame for u city with such
s.af in<Gre prospects not to have beau
"A 1tanctive burying- place, and that, from
rftr il ibis respect, invalids from abroad
Gen 1seitate in making Duluth their tenn
home.
E4 Jc*-An English gentleman of birth |
fnr< hcs mapped out quite a job for him
-bic1 ~ pas more than half accomplished, |
IN. Wti5b is to make the tour of the coun-
~ New 1ork to San Francisco on foot, in /
b know 6Omething about it when he fin
W hen ne has got across he will return to
OK b. rail.
~Irpus---John Smith is as ubiquitous and |
1tot Hs cFer. In looking over our ex-
\ = 80 d;s<c7er that John recently drowned
II II New orleans, died in a fit IN st. Paul,
7rlarEe1 ff stealing in Little Rock, was
- 4*<<e-+ IN Cincinnati, broke his neck by
~ I;1s<9r. and was run over by a railway
<z<.e ,<x1- Poor John, he is ever undergoing
Hcn icr ths sins OF tue Smith family
2r1I I<rtQn lost pOcket-book containing
iiars. a young man Of that city had the
rt1zne - md il, and discovering the name
T lsk 0P3n some papers in it. he returned
IA s5se and sound. The grati6ed Teuton,
S'o1.t'nE tie money and finding it all right,
izr <rszd me finder: Bob, you is one
$50. III tell you what I'll do-I'll toss
ttlo Iaeer''
n anecdotes have been told of oddities that
/, .UDt4Ao1 IN extemporaneous prayer. One
! n. no# scing the rounds, is as follows
F.a'a 5ls*ibguished citizen of Massachusetts.
I net rov living. after his return from
taf1pean tour, was accustomed to refer to
Il 4aenely than good taste would dictate,
1zing zsksd to deliver prayer in public,
!, " Lord Thou knOwest when / was
!. 1le, &c. This calls to mind the story
" p <zzsh11 preacher, much given to Latin
g rs, sho opened prayer in public thus ::
51 4raat Sac Qua Non, Thou exalted
tona1n of the universe 20 And vet
= :. 'a1cher, distinguished for logic rather
e 10 fhese words: 90 Lord how
'o il mes5 seem to Thee -
E.--'s Ihem soldiers must be an awful
r, = ssid an old lady, "a for not night
< lat some sentinel is not relieved of
80 kful that the sun and moon
a-+n hung up 90 high,
- EssunPtuous hand can stretch
- ..etc1 ec1 P1h them from the sky.
- " -r7 4sre not have no doubt
- - Le1orming
(. 81 -. .to .end mend 70 take them down,
. q - 'he world with gas
n. -. - .', how is this ? During the !
% eeng Confederate miss was passing |
hospitals when it was re- /
ll = 60 nsnsenaut, had died thai 4
~ Ons where Is he? let me
hiss him for his mother y; TseTa elt--
MS fen- The attendant led b.- ;, a-o
f@rd, when discovering Lient U 1 g
! is, iying fast asleep on hi. Io" y. We
q af47 thinking to have a I,t,Ia E epiIa.
= it4 onE % the girl. She sprano fnrr.rJ -
4Hg. over him said" Oh. won d.,
"a ~ ie me kiss you for your moth. ;,
30 her surprise when the a1aLena3
y 1,denFly returned the salute. and a.
4s7sr mind the old lady, miss GO :,
" era acccnnt.- / haven't the sl;,htas.
k6Rrt.J t.JoETzaf.
- M <1NrAKE--A well known minista-
-sst - e. t5e street few days since, met 3
ee had recently performed the
Desiring to renew the acquain-
g. ~ had interested him greatly at
= y - 'ed her with the remark:
= - s -. not have the pleasure of mar
marrlsa 2 few days since, SIR"
tnooE1t was not mistaken.
!. vel, thought my husband was q
nfn than you are but have not
" q him to make his aeona;nt.ncs
|. ~ the way, my dear, nv cbionon
~ PZ please give me some money 70
= 81 was more than the minister ba-.
- 9Th hssty bow, accompanied bv
70, you are not the lady-r'I
- took his leaEe.-Ne.o 0rLsans