The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-07-01

VARIETY.

H'sherwoman says that while there's
Gan.
Iti1b of the day in Chicago is: Does
E~in-law carry a revolver?
5 Be dead sea that swallows virtues,
tnde sepulehre of a living man.
11d way to prevent your hair falling
.pur wife catch you kissing the SER
DIV Eve told Adam to chastise his
ripfure names are used: ADAM"
ftlin Abel"
sqp, wish | could take my gold with
q dying deacon Swiss. 1T might
.fi'e eonsoling reply
( Of debt, out of quarrels, out of
put Of reach of liquors, and out of
= can in good weather.
lgceum lecture committee in Indiana
SIs printed: s' Blessed are the pure
4 they shall see God. Admit one."
1n for a bIood-curdling novel comes
axe. Imagine a man, exciting the
is twenty wives, by paying atten-
s1Esider.
\ 3lngler lately dipped his head into a
4 rater, because his wife hogged him
Erink. He can't get his name in the
't.ch way as that.
81 tAsh has been admitted to practice
!. Q9lumbia, n. H., and has been ap-
z4.I1<of the Peace. Letters to her are
: Ia Nash, Esq., Columbia, n. IL"
= OF boy in a public school out West,
> z4 In geography, was recently asked
aei'< where Africa was located. He
- erred ''All over the United
~ Into the breakfast room-'s Please,
El'-t's beggar in the kitchen wants
1'tat." Mistress" Give her the
ii 5the eggs were boiled, Bridget; it
~; Jus. -
Athrer said: I" Get married. young
4lick about it-don't wait for the
se giz!s 20 become angels. You'd
1e an angel, wOuldn't you, you
r Pm Just as. glad to see We alive
'e1y 4 gled ye aquaforty by mistake
zH time ye cam here" Sandy
I Aweel, twas vera guide; III
liai1 OF aquaiorty this time"
y 1erk Commercial says that many
ereb lovers Of nature that they will
D. picturesque and botanical, if they
q seFaniums in their husbands boots,
p.nns IN their old hats.
nas written an imperial march in
truan sictories. A contemporary
tA4 - music of the future VEN, re-
'trrf Of -Orty thousand cats held
? a ciiar-maker's shop in full blast, !
r = Immensely popular.
tl, sald n wag, " came to Nashua
AEo, porch Ised a basket, and COM
ffrng rage How much do you sup
"a noW - 1t was conundrum
t.lA"e- Nothing" he continued, /
III ana l .Ees for the basket
p Jeusia- alarm laborer, has died
r. aSel w, leaving a daughter
q p lI- = to the last, and was a
9ue pl5p will be happy to hear.
.- 1"mg RI long ne would have
oi " aies y described a. Iook;no
|ITOrn, " fsn lovely face so fnh of
We pathetic. She Is said IN have
r>4rs all the freshness and bloom Of
n ~ the tine of her nuptiaIs were The
lie throughout England.
al-t< near Lockport reeentlv reca;vs5
an 4, order for a tombstone with tha
Ifeph d" My wife Susan is ded IS
VI tlI next Friday shed'd been ded
/. lr4kz- As tree fall 50 must she
71ings Is impossible NIT God.
] sor correspondent on Winnie Ream's
SIe nodded an Eve. IL was a
- mssher of mankind. According
| es > rndition, our venerated mother
csuusy, and far from beautiful.
sr vas just. What better could be
ttg shOee insane appetite for fruit
4 Aes9 ths world and all our woe % -
~ ~ Ia Crosse, Wis, have got the
FNI4 NE worst way, making up all
p ley eln find. Men have to sleep
4 9 <ee1 from having them made up
a11 mo they often wake up in the
4 -$ftr " the trouble, find leg cut
AZ t'2suMPTIoS.-Recently Geo. NJ.
ti-,> s1er county, Penn, in his 92nd
TO have had the consumption
~, Is physician having assured
Hae twenty, that he could not
25ears. Ellis was so pale and
Fe fesious to his decease, that
4 sntwalking skeleton ; and yet
ses been. with two exceptions, |