Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-11-06

Physician of this celebrated institution has dis.
covered the most Certain Speedy, Pleasant and
Ehectua Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMrRUDENCE.
| Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, lnyolun-
Nervousness, Dyspdpea, Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart,
Timidity, Trembling, Dimncss of Sight, or Gid
dincss, Disease of the Head Throat, Nose or
or Bowcls-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Iouth-secret and SOL
tary practices more fatal to their victims than
the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Uiys-
ses, blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
| ticipations, sc.
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untlmcIy
| grave thousands of young men OF the most cH-
allied talents and brilliant intellect who might
otherwise have entranced listening Scnates with
! the thunders of eoqucnce, or walked to e1racy
the living Tyre, may call with full confidence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contcm1plat
ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
| (Loss of Procrcativc Powcr-lmpetcncy,l Ncr-
vous IExcta oty,, PnIpitstion, Org"niG; Weak
ness Nervous Debility, or any other D!sql!al
Gcalion, speedily relieved
lie whi places himself under the care of DR.. }.
may rcligiously conldc in his honor as gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his Skill rs a
| physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Nigor Restored.
This distressing AtIecton-which rcnders Life
| miserable and marriage impoSSblc-is tho
| pcnalty paid by the victims of improri7E y dulg
| cncics. Young persons are too apt +" commit
| exccsscs from not being aware of the dreadful
consequences that may cnsuc. Now, VIII" that
| understands the subject will pretend I" deny thal
the natural powers are lost sooner by those iall
| ing into improper habits than by the prudent!
| Besides being deprived of the pleasure u healthy
| offspring the most serious and dcStruclve syn'p-
| toms of both body and mind arise The system
becomes dcranscd, the IhySlcal ana Mtil';u
| Functions weakened. Loss of Procr"atire Power
Nervous Irrtnhity, Dyspepsia, PalpltaII"n "f
| the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional D"hlIIty
and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption
| Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS
Relief in Six Hours! No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant, TrIng Prctrndcrs
and their Deadly Poison, should apply ImmcdI-
atcly.
DIR. JOHNSTON
Member Of the Royal Coll"gcor Surgery Of Lon
don, Graduate of one of the most eminent C"-
lcrcS in the United States, and tho greater part
o; whose life has been spent in tn" h".l'ta>H
London, Paris Phnd"l phIa and elsewhere, h'Io
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
were ever known; many troubled with ringingin
| the head and ears whrna>lccp gr"atn"ry"llsn"Ss,
| being alarmed ut sudden sounds, bashhnr>s,
with frequent blushing, attended something's with
arrangement of mind were cured Immediately
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have injured
| themselves by improper ndu gcncc and sol ltnry
hubitS which ruin both body and mind, uniting
them for either business, study, society or mar
| riugc.
frcts produced by the early habits of youth, VIZ:
Weakness Of the Back and Limbs, PalnS IN tho
Head, Dimncss of Sight, Loss of Muscular Power,
Paptatiun of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Nervous
Irritability, Dcrangcmcnt of the Digestive rune
tons, General Debility, Symptoms OF ConsunpI
WryTA11Y.--The fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded. Loss Of Memory, Con-
fusion Of Ideas, Depression Of Spirits, EVIL Fore
b"'!ings, Aversion to Society," Sell Dlstr"st' l-v"
| of Solitude, Tnidity &C., arc some Of the evha
PRODUCED
Thousands Of persons of all ages can now judge
what is the cause OF their declining health, losing
their vgor, becoming weak, pale, nervous ana
cmaciutcd, having singular appearance about
the eyes, cough and symptoms ol Consumption
YOUNG MEN
who haYc injured themselves by certain prae
ticc already described IL habit frequently learn
cd from evil companions or nt school, the elccI3
of which are nightly felt, even when asleep and
if not cured, renders marriage lmp"sslbIc, and
destroys both mind and body, should apply i'm
mcdiatcly.
What Il pity that young man, the hope OF
his country the pride of his parents, should be
snntchcd from all prospects and enjoyment Of
life by the consequence of dcvmtlng from tho
path of nature, and indulgng in pcrncI"u'
habits Such persons must, before contemplate
| ing
MARRIAGE.
Reflect that a sound mind and body arc tho
| most necessary requisites to promote connuDtl
| happiness, Indeed, without these the Journey
| through life becomes II weary pil grlnlagc, ING
| nrn.u"rl hourly d;trkcns TO the view the mind
becomes shadvwcd With despair, and filled with
the me eancholy reflection that the happiness OF
snotis. is bightcd with our own
DISEASE OF FIMPRUDENCE.
Whc1 @ misguided and r2rudcnt vottry Of
plca.,lr nds that he has irnbibcd the seeds Of
thi. pain al disease, IL too often hnpprlis t'nt nm
illtimc, cnsc OF shame or dread OF discovery de-
tcrs him frOrnapplyIng to those who rom cd'icn-
tjon and res rrsprcL,Dllity can alone bcircnd hI!n,
DELAYING till the constitutional symptoms "i tins
hCrrId disease makes their appearance, such II.
liberated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the head and limbs, ,dimn"ss Of sight,
deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arni5
blotches on the head, face and cNtreinItic., pro-
crossing with trighliul rHpldity, till at ln:t tho
pala,e OF the mouth or the bones OF the
nos. fail in and the victim of this awful disease
becomes horrid object OF c"mmis-nr;tion Till
death puts a period to his dreadful suffering, by
sending him to that undiscovered country from
whence no traveller rcturiIS.'
is Il mechanically fact that thousands DIE
! victims t. this terrible disease, through lainE
into the hands of ignorant or unskiiiuI PRh-
| TENDERS, who by the Use oi that deadly
Poison, Mercury, &C., destroy, the constituting
and incapable OF curing, keep the unhappy 'ui'
| ini,,rinus ro,uimIn,I. and instead of being re-
.r"rrJ To- II r,.rwi Of Life, Eig"rnnd Happiness
| :; / ,.;r ln,vo him with ruined Health to slgh