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Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26
A Skeleton i'm Every House.

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This is term often applied in recount
ing each others troubles, implying that
none are without some care or anxiety,
thoug this may be often concealed.
Origin. is related that certain
widow had an only son, who obtained an
appointment in India. He wrote very
frequently to his mother. who fondly ex-
ecuted every commission he might choose
to suggest her only wish and desire was
bis return home, where she might spend
her latter days III his society. At length
a letter came, begging his mother to find a
person to make him six shirts, who was
truly happy, and had no care or anxiety.
The mother sought among her relatives
and friends, but all refused topcrform the
task, on the ground that they were not
wholly happy At length She felt certain
that lady, who was slightly known to
her could do it if she pleased. as there
could be nothing to mar her happiness. -
As last resource, therefore. she called at
the house and told her commission. The
lady asked her to remain awhile. and,
taking her up stairs. opened a closet, and
desired her to look therein whereupon
she uttered scream.
"Oh, do not be frightened % said the
lady; but the poor mother shrunk away
IN horror, and was still more frightened
when the lady told her to embrace the OBJ
iect. That object was skeleton! The
lady in explanation, said
II endeavor to keepny troubles to my
self, but every night my husband makes
me EN- brace that skeleton. When living
he was the rivalof my husband, and we
were engaged but he suddenly disappear
ed while travelling abroad, none knew
whittier. My husband was more devoted
in his attentions than ever, ard after two
years had passed away, | married him.
We travelled on the continent. and after
the first week, huge box was added to
our baggage When we returned home
this box was opened, and the skeleton ex-
hibited to my view. / was then told by
my husband that he saught quarrel with
his rival : that they fought, and my first
lover was akilledgo My husbands jealous
passion has ever remained. Each night.
before take my rest, L must embrace
that skeleton. Think you that L am
happygiifa I e4aa - So, ~
The poor motherturned from the house,
convinced that there we're more troubles
in peoples minds than met the sight, and
wrote to that effect to=her son. She soon
had letter back insthese swprds:
-ss.AIother, knew1whenl / gave you the
commission it was impossible to execute
it; but to convince you ofthe- miseries OF
human life, and to impress your mind with
the prospect of more, end uring happiness
hereafter, was my great desire 4 for now
have courage, to inform you that my health
is 50 precariops that 1 can never hope te
reach home, again: and that i am going
fast to that country which knows no re-
turn. and where We may both hope to be
happy forever. ,lorg siGexss 5fli Gs i.i
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26
Anrrsus AR WARD usa in on. a.5,fbhi Of ii. letters

ARrEMus WARD in one of his letters
thus gives, his IDEAS '.of reorganization !"
Il never attempted TO reorganize my
wife but once. l Shall never attempt it
again. I'd been to a public dinner, aud IN
had allowed myself to be betrayed into
drinkin' seyeyal peoples healths and H.
wiship' to make M as robust as. possible,
| continued drinkiti' their health until MY =
own was affected. Conscience was.l pre-
sented myself to- lsctsy's bedside late az d
mite with considerable li4uors,'couceaied
about my person. had somehow got
possession Of a boss whip on my way nome
and rememberin' some cranky kyobscrvashun
of Mrs. Wards in the n,ornin' Isnapped 1
the whip putty lively and in very loud y
voice. said: Betsy, you need reorgsni-
zin'. / have come Betsy 1 continued, .
crackin' the whip over the bed. 4 have
come to re6rgahize you.c bA 'A.'hi A'A".'
Idreained that uite that som mebody had
laid bosswhip over me sevil tunes end
wbenII woke up found she, had. ! bsint h,
drunk much Of anything since and if ever
I have another reorganizin' job'on hand
/ shall let it out. i4H"h- hnH '-'r''i'. ~"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

Y Old Judge Barbour of Virginia. after 81
enjoying the bighest, ,hoDors and retiring toEd
private life, was prevailed on to be a eau,
didate for a local Office. The opposition
trotted out an iliiteratc. rough and tnm-
BILE politician named Bill Naples. sgairst \
the old man. liz accordance with the 4
strict rules of cond scting a pehtical esrn-,n
paign in those days, Coz. Barbour was to, ),
take the stump with Naples. But Ma
Piles could always beat him in abusive lam :
guage. The final speech of tho eumpaign
was abusive beyond oil, precedent. The d
following is Barbour's reply which we I
think is the most complete thing IN its g
way that we ever read. Said the Cover
nor:
nFellou. Cisizens 49, When Twas a
young man, now nearly forty years age,
your grand fathers sent me as their repre-.
sentative, for four terms, to the House OF
Delegates, and I was chosen speaker cf
that body, At "a subsequent period Iwat
twice elected Governor OF Virginia. After
ward. and for ten years, represented thls
commonwealth in the Senate OF the United y
States, where was the confidential, and
perhaps I may say the peer Of Macon,
| King, Galliard, Pinekney and Van Buren, q
Mr.. J. Quincy Adams subsequently con-
ferred upon inc,a place in his cabinet and
for three years shared the councils, OF
Clav. Writ and McLeafi. was then APP
pointed Envoy Extraordinary and Minis- =
pter Plenipotcntiarytto the Court Of 81
James, when, IT became my duty, to ccnr \
duet negotiations with the conquer OF
NAPOLEON. Judge then. fellow-citizens.
of tho ineffable disgust Z feel. after sucha
career. and in MY decliuing years. 10 ffd
myself here To-day, engaged in q low, pits
| iful contest with, surha id disagreeableA
flittlc cuss as Bill Naples. V'1 ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26
SWEET SIXTEEN.

Let the day come wet, or dry.
Mong lfe's gay flowers Pm a butterfly;
And lifeto me'sone ceasless charm, lf'..u.
And the blood Of youth still keeps me
warm,
For I'msweet sixteen as ripe as peach
Swinging on'a limb. Win any body reach
a8 So iliN ~. is.ge--- For me!
No wealth have / at my conand,
But a million would not buy this HAND"
That is it would not buy for you, uia
Unless to mine your heart were true. III
For I'm sweet sixteen. ripe as, q peach
Swinging on a limb. VIII anybody reach
"a For me?
= ss.F .SH56igmrtr UiG3rq
Aud if for yours my name change ssa-,3
\ our business you must so arrange
That the g Lodge will not take all your
time, hss.nsi @' le1i - if'-Hl1'
But punctual come at half past nine to
Sweet sixteen. ripe as peach
Swinging on limb. Win anybody reach
For me?
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26
Is There Room I'm Angei Landi

IThese lines were written after hearing
the following touching incident related
by,aeminister; a mother, who was prepsr-
ing some flour to bake into bread, left it
for moment, when little, Mary. with chill
dish curiosity to see what it was, took
hold of the dish. when it fell to the floor,
spilIinrthe contents. Tie mother struck
the child severe blow, saying, with an
ger, that she WAS always in the way. Two
weeks after, little Mary siekened and died,
On her death-bed, while delirous, she
asked her mother. if there would be room
for her among the angels. 1sI was always
innyour way. mother; you had no room
for little Mary, And will be in the an-
gels way? VIII they have room for me!"
The broken-harted mother then felt no
sacrifice too great, could she have saved
her chiid.IS 7A a@4' '''" e 4
Is ffiere room among the angels
-3.s,lnFoI the spirit Of your child? f'.-i
VIII they take your little Mary
In their loving arms so mildg
viii theysever love me fondly. ~ iS
As my story-books have saidP
VIII they find home for Mary
~ Marynumbered with the dead?
Tell me truly, darling mother, 49,.
Is there room for such as me!
viii gain the home of spirits. aFe.
And the shlning angels see! ,.,fs
have sorely tried yor. mother
Been TO Won IL constant care.
And You wilinot miss nae, mothers D,
When dwell among the fair:
For you have no room tor Mary!
She was ever in yoiIr way.I vilh
And she fears the good will shun her;
win they, darling mother. sayy
Tell me--tell nle letruly--nother, a.N
Ere life's closing hour doth come,
Do Won think they will keep me,
In the shining angels home?
was not so wayward. mother,
Not SO overy-very-bad.
But that tenderleve would nourlsh,N
And make Maiy'S heart 80 glad!
Oh! Iycarnedfor pure affection,
In this world of bitter woe! t.'
And long tor bliss immortal, a.,
In the land where l must go.
Tell me once again, dear mother, re
Ere you take the parting kiss,
VIII the angels bid me welcome,
TotIat land of perfect bliss3 oea q.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

THE word .help.p applied TO ervants
is said to hayesoriginatedn from the habit
some of them have of helping themselves
to things that lie around lore = r. ~
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

Dan BRyAxr is about to bring out 4
new song. dedicated 20 Mr.. Greeley, with
the title, !. Shos-tiev don't hoddor me-"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

A DENTIST tadyertiscs that he Wal N
!" spare no pains 40 rehdcr'his opsvstions
curpplsta and 8stivfactoryl, svstS, hae zusASsa
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

zBUTcnERs' meat in Paris has become
so precious that, no one person is allowed
to but more than sene quarter of a pound
per day. sra 81 rtsf
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

CnoRus for d man who has to sleep in NJ
the ields-l-"Too-rurnl ( Too-rarsl A-lay ~ w
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

Attorneys at Law and.Agents through
out the country who desire to form an en-
ergetic Branch Agency at Washington.
whici, win be of mutual benefit are re-
ouested to forward business. Detailed in
formation, advice. Instruction., and aii
NECESSARY forms for every claim furnished
to CORE spondents. Terms moderate. Ad-
dress CHAS. +. MeGfLL, p. o. Box
500 Washington, I'D. O. Office, and resi-
dence 9th street cor. +. bHn II fi-5 =
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26
Washington d. a.
TEstobliShcd 1901

IEStaDliSneu lSJJ.l -. -.-s .a. !
Continues to attend to Claims. espec-
ally those growing out of the late war,
before the several Departments and
Courts of the United States; Pensions
dine Soldiers Officers of every grade,
Sca,nen-and Marines, and the Widows,
Children and ~teirs-at=law OF those who
have been killed or died from wounds or.
sickness CONTRACTED, in the service; he-
cruting and QuartermasterS' Claims;
Claims for Steamboats,, ard craft OF ali
dissertation. used rented, or destroyed
nv Government: Horse, Cattle. Fodder,
Corn. and all kinds of property taken tor
Government purposes in the Northern
ana Southern Staoes : dlAContractOrs'
Claims. aud the Claims of late Post Mas
ters. North and South. ...-.-.t, i
Claims for property seized by the
Frcedmen's Bureau Treasury Agents,
and for the recovery of abandoned prop
erty, promptly attended TO- f.-,t-.... I
Particular attention given to Claims
for a Refund OF Internal Revenue Tan
and Customs Duties erroneously assessed
and paid, Kailroad accounts and Claims
on Foreign Governments. -,a.,..-...s
Bounty and Bounty Land obtained un-
der all existing laws. and laws that may
hereafter be made. ....t-- --
Claims before the Departments, Con-
gresS. Court of Claims.--and supreme
Court, in hehands of distant attorneys,
req uIrlng the service Ol all az III III W ''1ii
ington. are requested, and VIII be ener-
getically prosecuted on the most liberal
terms. ss5.-sss. .s-s-
Suspended eases, of whatever nature,
whether of long standing or recent date
are solicited; also, pensions, suspended
by rea: on of the late war, revived in the
several States. -r,-.r- ..ra.ars
Our long residence at the seat of Gov
ernment. Familiarity with the Offices: and
thorough daily practical experience IN al
the Departments, well qualify us for the
prompt and energetic discharge of all
business placed in our hands.
REFERENCES Hon. Eugene Cassady,
Il. 3. Senate: Hon. S.aP.a Chase. Chief
Justice, u. s.; Gen. w. Il. sherman, y.
5. A.; Hon. Fl. NJ. McGill, late Gov;
w. L. Olympia Hon. Jno. Sherman, L.
:. Senator. Ohio; Hon. ). G. Poineroy,
US Senator. Kansas; Hon. W. D..
Stokes, NJ. c.; Judge O.. w. Clinton,
Buffalo. n. y; E.. N. Griffith, Esq,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-01-26

Suspended eases, of whatever nature
whether of long standing or recent date
are solicited; also, pensions, suspended
! by reas on of the late war, revived in the
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31
Saturday, June Sd, 1871,

the following property to-wit: The build
ingS, machinery and fixtures belonging to
said firm OF Wait, Harlan u Co. in the
Eighth Ward in the city of Wheeling, occu-
pied and used as basket factory, together
with the engines, tools, shaftiug and belt
ing. Also about ZOO baskets, IL 600 feet
planed poplar lumber, 10 cords of wood, one
barrel of oil, and other stock on hand.
The above described property win be Of
Gcred at private sale on the premises in the
Eighth ward, in lots to suit purchasers, until
the day above named, when the balance re-
manning on hand will be sold at public auc
ton on the premises.
TERMS-One-haIfc cash, the balance in six
months, with Interest, deferred payments
10 be secured by note with approved St.
curity.
For further information apply on the
premises, or 10 Il. q. BARR,
myl6 Assignee.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31
F Iavoring Extracts.
PROPOSALS.
LOGAN, LIST x CO.'S.

S,EALED PROPOSALS WILL DE RE-
- ceiYed from the committee on Water
Works until one o'clock Saturday, June 81,
1871, for making thrty-one hundred feet OF
Pinch pipe; also, thirty-twO hundred
S-iuch pipe, more or less also, large lot OF
six 90 and four "a inch pipe-the twelve
inch 10 he ll-l6 OF an inch thick; the eight
inch pipe To be 9-l6 inch thick; the six (6l
with all the necessary branches 10 suit the
different size pipe; also, stop-coCks and
tire-plugS 10 be- in number sufficient for lay
ing the said pipe, the number To be here
after aScertained by the said committee
the pipe and branches 10 be cast or moulded
in dry sand and in perpendicular position,
made Of good dark gray iron, 80 that II can
he easily drilled; each pipe apiece 10 bc IL
feet inches long, and the Finch pipe 10
weigh not less than % pounds, nor more
than 40 pounds apiece; the S-inch pipe Ia
weigh not less than ID pounds nor more
than 60 pounds apiece; the 6-tnch pipe tn
weigh not less than so pounds, nor more
than $50 pounds apiece; the finch pipe Ia
weigh not less than SO pounds, nor more
than $50 pounds apiece; the pipe ana
branches and StOp-cocks 10 be- delivered on
the street where the work Is 10 bc done.
Also, "A quantity OF street boxes, the guam
tity To be determined by the committee
The bids will designate for pipe, branches,
StOp-cOckS, nj 81 much per pound the stop
cocks and fiTe-plugS at so much apiece
ne pipe 10 ne IOlllIutu''h hiahiiS VIZ nv
list day Of July, and deliver not less than
ten pipe or branches per day until the
whole is completed; the pipe Ia bear
test Of 80 pounds hydraulic pressure,
and to he tested in Wheeling under
the supervision OF the Superintendent
OF the Water Works, and at the eN-
pense Of the contractor; the payments 10
I've cash for all of the above work; the con
tractor or contractors Ia give bond and
good security for the fulhllment Of the con-
tract before entering on the job, the city
reScrving the right To receive or reject any
or all bids. Bids will be endorsed PRO
poSalS for water pipe, branches, &c, and to
be left with the Clerk Of the city.
A. WILSON.
may2g Ch'm'n Com. on Water Works.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31
New York Market.

New YORK, May 30.
FLOUR-Steady with n moderate
inquiry at s. GO65 80 for super
fine State; St l5@6 - for ex-
ira State; St 3O@6 81 for choice
do; S. 65@5 80 for superfine west
ern; So 1906 % for common to me-
dunn extra western; Sc 25@6 50 for
choice do; 81 S0@7 ID for common to
choice white wheat extra; 81 25@6 30
for common to good shipping brands cx-
ira round hoop Ohio; Sc 4O@6 90 for
trade brands s. 2j@6 - for common
to fair extra st. Louis and Sc SO69 90
for good TO choice St Louis; the market
closing steady. Southern flour without
decided change at 81 15@T p for com
mon to fair extra, and s. 5000 90 for
good to choice DO. Rye flour quiet at
81 25@6 TO- Corn meal quiet.
GRAlN-Whcat l@2c better at
81 1901 81 for spring, and 81 6S4 g.
for winter red and amber western. Rye
quiet Barley dull and nominal. Bar
lev malt quiet; Canada West at : -!
al %. Corn is scarcely so firm at 6j
6G9c for unsound western mixed, and
7O674c for sound do, and 74@1jc for
yellow do. Oats quiet at Gj@sSc for
western and Ohio.
PROVISIONS-pork steady at
SIS 756l6 % for new mess; SIS 90
.6l4 % for prime, and Sl3 j0@
Il - for new prime mess. Beef quiet
at $40 OO6l5 90 for plain mess, and
Sl4 OO617 % for extra mess. Beef
hams dull at 50 OO@29 co Terce
beef dull at $40 OO@25 90 for
prime mess and 81 0OJ92S 90 for In
dia mess. Cut meats quiet at lO@
I2Ic for hams and 6@63c for shoulders;
middles dull. Lard heavy at 9l@ l05c
for steam and logo for kettle rendered.
BUTTER-Quiet at lO3G2Oc Tor
western, and l2@24c for State.
CHEESE-Dull at 5@l5c for
common to prime.
COTTON-On spot opens quiet and
without decided change at lo!c Tor
low middlings and l7sc for middIlng
uplands. .h,,fr,,
PETROLEUM-Crude quiet but nrn-
held at l5c, and 254@26c TOR refined.
TALLOW-Quiet at S59s5c; Stea,
rine quiet at l0@l2c. o,,
WHISKY-Market steady at 92!c.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31

The thieves, vagrom men, and dan
gerous classes generally Of Charleston,
5. c., are in high glee over the notilica-
ton recently issued by the sheriff OF
that city to all the committing magIs-
trates in the county, TO the effect that
after the 18th OF this month he would
not receive any prisoners at the Char
lesion Jail. The county authorities, it
appears, are eight months in arrears Of
payment due to the sheritf's office for
the feeding of prisoners, and are also
indebted to the sheriff personally in a
large amount for services rendered dur
ing the past in criminal cases. Under
these circumstances, being unable to
obtain the necessary subsistence for
prisoners, he has decided to refuse to
receive any others until he is paid, pur-
suant to law, for dieting them. The
state of affairs is one OF the fragrant
results of Radical rule
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31

SNAKY.-One day last week, an Irish
man, named Cornell, fresh from the
land of Erin, was walking up Narrow >
run, near the steam saw mill Of Nc
Council, he saw a large rattle snake
cooled up on the roadside. TO say he
was scared, conveys no idea of the poor
fellows fright; he ran all the way to
the mill, and when he arrived there, he
was too badly frightened to tell what
was the matter. Finally, however, he
managed to tell what was wrong: The
mill hands went for his snakeship, and
found on him eleven rattles. The snake
measured seven feet and seven inches
in length, and seven inches around the
body, Mr.. William Lutes, on whose
land it was found, says it is the first
seen there for twenty years.-.Hoo'dS-
yWe RepOrtsr.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31
MAY, and
PURIFY THE BLOOD AND BEAUTlFY
THE COMPLEXION


by using
UkLMBULD'S CATAWBA GRAPE-JUlCE
PILLS and
HELMROLD'S HIGHLY CONCENTRATED FLUID
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In the spring and summer months the
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This is the time to use good blood-renew-
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One bottle of Helmbold's Fluid Extract
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The Grape-Juiee Pill is composed of fluid
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All of Il. 7. HELMBOLD'S Preparations
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To dispel any impression or prejudice that
might exist in the minds Of many against
my preparations from the publicity give
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have been a druggist for period Of twenty
years, and more conclusively 10 prove this,
see letter:
From the largest manufacturing Chemist
IN the world
NOVEMBER (, 1854.
l am acquainted with Mr.. II. T. Helm
bold; he occupied the drug store opposite
my residence, and was successful in con-
Quoting the business where Others had not
been equally so before him. have been
favOrably impressed with his character and
enterprise.
WILLIAM WEIGHTMAN,
Firm OF Powers & weightman, Manufac-
turing Chemists, Ninth and Brown streets
Philadelphia.
Prepared by H. 7. HELMBOLD, Practical
and Analytical Chemist.
CRYSTAL Palace Drug Store, 59I Broadway,
/ New York.
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I Philadelphia, and l0i South Tenth street
! Philadelphia.
/ HELMBOLDS
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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-05-31
The Cumberland ROad-AnOther
Suggestion.

EulIOlS vi tic NeBlSIeIsl
l see some correspondent Of your
paper has hit upon a brilliant plan OF
relieving the Board Of Public Works OF
the blunders they have been led into,
viz: To submit to a vote the claims
OF Candidates for the SUPPLEMENTARY
of the Cumberland road. All right /!
Let us have the election by all means
And while they are at it, let the voters
select the various tollgate keepers, the
men who are to put stone on the road
and the men who are to shovel the dirt,
and fix also the rate OF toll. And let
them, also, in the same way, select a
Superintendent for the Penitentiary,
Commissary, Captain OF the Guard, &c,
&c. Of course, by all means, let us
have an election. Perhaps, while they
are at it, the people could, in this way,
perform all the other duties attaching
to the Office OF Governor, and dispense
entirely with the services OF even n
wooden image OF that officer.
CITIZEN.