Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1871-08-10
TABLE D'HOTE.
NICK. "


Hot. did you observes" Well. that's
cool.
A WISCONSIN Sunday school banner
reads: Grant and Colfax. Search the
Scriptures"
Tue man who jerks this quill has been
off from duty, Which accounts for the
absence OF his Table D'Hoty.
"AND bright the lamps shone DER fair
women and brave men," Allusion is made
to those who did oscillate the light gossa-
mer heel at Masonic Hall last Thursday
night
PROF GRIMES, mot he of the long
tailed coat, etc., observed in the Metho-
dist church that wine was a mocker and
strong drink was ditto. only great deal
more so.
Ny son, did you do yourself the honor
to attend the lecture on temperance deliv-
cred at the Methodist church, the other
evening! Well, see that the grain fell
upon proper soil.
TIE August term of the Circuit Court.
Judge Stanficld presiding, commenced its
session last Monday There are 225 cases
OH the docket, the largest number known
at one time-except last year, when there
were pa
DURING these dog DAYS, the prayer Of
Rosalind, in "As You Like IT," will be
very appropriate:
II pray thee. shepherd, il that love or gold
Can in this hot place buy entertainment,
Bring Us where we may rest ourselves.
And find refreshing nectar"
A rose in the wife's hair, new ribbon
at her throat, or line of poetry on her
lips, will often prove as attractive and in
teresting 10 her husband as the details of
the baby's tcething, the new nurses mis-
demeanors. or Johns last act of disobedi
ence. Married ladies will please take no.
tice
CT. MArTfSGLr goes humming down
Michigan street in a new landaulet, and
when he lays the whalebone upon his
fiery Arabian the ladies jservc MY,
how nicely" and then they whisper
this in confidence, you know" If Mr. VI.
was only u-n-married.
How MrcH Logger the historical
organ grinder is not yet thing Of the
past. One of these seedy-looking disci-
pies of the iimbrel and harp, with the
soul Of music lin his minds eye.) and a
cymbal accompaniment in his hand,
waited mournful discoris upon the morn
ing air and SHE'D his slouchcd mug-cover
to the passcr-by appealing to his extra
dlca,s. Such performances make fell
low pine for the days spoken of in the
Scriptures (Eclesiastcs XII ,iii,( where
he sound of the grinders shall cease b
cause they are few
TIE Following persons gill with hest
tating step into the clerks ofiic, during
the month OF July and invested Their
hard earned ducats in matri monial col
pons. The accommodating Clerk smole
a benignant smile when they took him
gently TO one side and asked TO be remem-
bered in his prayers:
Orcn VI Aldrich. Hannah 4 Vinnedgc,
John | Garrison, Harriet YarInan.
VIM vi Order. SaIah 4 MINI
Geo Il Snyder, Margaret Franklin,
Ernst Scholder, Syntha Lack.
" Radabaugh, iIulda + Aurdman,
Charles ) Gumter, Nancy 4 Lipes,
John Disher, Nancy J Nye,
James Sherwood, Hattie Henry.
THE reason why Catholics hate Orange
men so intensely is furnished by the LriM
World, which prints the following rs the
standing toast of the Orangemen, drank
with great solemnity on every 12th of
July: The glorious, pious. and immortal
memory of the great and good King Will
liam, who saved us from Pope and Po-
perry, brass money and wooden shoes. He
that won't drink this toast, may the north
wind blow him To the south, and west
wind blow him to the east; may he have
dark night in a lee shore, rank storm
and leaky vessel TO carry him over the
ferry to hell; may the devil JUMP down
his throat, with red hot harrow, that
every pin may tear out his inside may he
be jammed. rammed, and damned into the
great gun of Athlone, and fired off into
the kitchen of hell, where the Pope is