The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-08-03

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somebody IA describing beautiful
hdy ags shs has q face that $ painter
might duel. upon Rather a broad face
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What would tle world be without
woman a perfee! blauk-likc sheet
q papsf--not even ruled.
= see him on his winding way, said
Mrs icalius, a. .lsc saw Jenkln. cork
serewing be way home, jusi al The shades
81 twilight were creeping ever The land
seaps
"A Young lady upon one occasion re-
qucacd her lower 70 define love. Wen,
sal, said be, il il 10 me an inward inn
pnetsibilay aud al outward all-oycrish-
ness.
- man from tie country visited an
The stores 10 Jasper, Indiana, recently to
bay divorce lie was told they were
just out Of divorces, bat would have
FOIL supply III a iew days.
Whiskcy il your greatest enemy.
Bat, said Mr. Jones, don't the Bible say
we arc TO love our enemies. Oh, yes, Mr..
Jones, but il don't cay we ate to swallow
them
When Chicago pirl quarrcls with
her lover she communicates the import
ant fact to her friends Ia the remark that
she isn't on squeezing terms with that
fraud 30 more
The "Abyssinian stretch" has sue
cccded Tie Grceian bend, Alexandra
limp Tho kangaroo droop, ana the camel.
leopard Lore. The patagouiau pranee
aud the alligator roll win come next.
"A good story Is told Of Nashua
physician who recently yaccinated a fami-
~ twelve persons aud charged SIP. A
Few DAYS thereafter be took dozen cab
bago plants in part pay, us he supposed
bur upon final settlement learned, to his
surprise, that Mr.. Farmer charged doc
tors piiccs-One dollar head
"a drunken fellow with box of
matches in his pocket lay down on the
sidewalks 10 Muscatinc, the other day, 10
enjoy quiet snooze While rolling over
ID Ill sleep thc matches took fire Awak-
cniug, he snuilcd the air conspicuously.
enelt the burning birthstone aud eiacu-
lated "Just as | expected IN hill, (hic)
BY hockey"
While ycuder Of greens in Boston
last week was cudcayoriug to dispose Of
his stock IN trade, his poor old nag baulk.
Cd and refused 70 bulge an inch. The
fellow finally began to bclabor the ami
nal with a stick, Whenan old lady thrust
Der head out Of q window aud exclaimed.
"llaVc you no mcrcyw "No, ma'am,n
replied the pcddIcr, nothing but green's
a country squire IN Massachusetts,
was called ia by colorcd family to make
q few remarks al the funeral Of their son.
in the absence Of the only clergyman In
The place. Tie weeping friends were
seated about the room, when he arose
aud said It's pretty bad; but III was
yon, ! wouldn't take on so. lis all for
the best. suppose he'd lived aud grown
~ 70 be fai, healthy boy-why, he'd
never be nothing but a Niger ans how .
a, one Of Peter Cauwriglts camp
meetings lac was much ANNOYED by
noisy sister, Who took part more frc-
qaenIly than Was acceptable. lie had
called on al to kneel while some one
should lead ii prayre She struck on at
once with much feeling aud power.
Cartwright, not recognizing her voice.
shouicd ont "Ameua 4 brother knecI.
lag close by whispered; "lrs Ann Jor.
dan PRAYING Cartwright, looking round
and scciHg tha, il was 20. cried out: Il
take HAT amen back I"
Tie eilcmiua'e man Il weak poaltlce.
lie u a cross between iab!e-bcer aud
ginger pop, viii, The cork Ion ont.
fresh water mermaid found in COW
pasture Wita her baud, llodwilh dande.
hohs. lie j. leacup iull n syilabnb. a
Kitten u trousers; sigk monkey. with d
blonde moustacbe. TIC Il without ans
tcndriis ily drowned Ia oil, paper
kile ia dead calm he H,e. IKE but.
ieray nobody can tell why. lie Il a.
harmless as penn, worth u sugar candy
and a. uscless a. i shirt button without
hoie lie i a. lazy a. slug. and has no
m0re hope than last wears summer ny.
JIG goes through life on tip toe. and dee
lie cologne uater spilled over tie
ground
Negroes are hanl beaded Ia Brazil.
a sooih American spondent of tie
y sion fiee4t,sty writes.
The negro totes eyery iliug on 81 head.
iron small paper parcel Ia 1 grand ii
hno, and o. ihls head i lads speeding
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