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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
Kicking the Bucket.

1t cannot be denied that grief takes
curious channels and has as many ex-
pressions as there are causes to excite it,.
Yesterday, a middle aged woman, still
good looking, was arraigned before the
Recorder for disorderly conduct, inebri-
ETY., and disturbing the peace. She
listened attentively to the reading of the
affidavit against her, and then with a
hdeed sigh nodded her head in assent to
its correctness.
"You admit the charge, then ?'' in
quired the magistrate.
YES, your honor-I was in such a
troub!e.n
Elm what respec:?'
"My old man, sir.'
Had he been beating you ?" inquired
the sympathizing court =, e. ~ % a- ~
"On dear, no sir: he can't do that any
more. Pm sorry, too, for he took great
delight in it,"
'Sorry he he can't beat? Why, how
is that" exclaimed the bewildered
Recorder.
"Xe's kicked the bucket, sir :"
"Hc's done what:
"He's dead, sir" Indignantly respond
ed the grief striker widow. Cant you
understand plain English? He's gone
dead"
It is needless to say that the cause of
grief was admitted, and the excuses to
which it carried the poor widow was Sc
nature.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

The original homestead act of May,
1852, gives 20 every citizen, and to those
who may have declared their intention
4 90 ,becohls such, right 70 homestead
Out cfany surveyed land.
10 obtain such homestead the party
must file with his- application at the
General Land Office at Washington, an
affidavit befors the Register or Recsly~r
ofthe District IN which he makes his
claim, that he is over twenty one years
Of age, or the head o. aslnsnily, : eitissn,
Of ttfs Unlted StasSS sk has declared
Lbs intsntion ~ - sueh; and eAa1'
~ entry u mSbs ~ ~ sxelnsfve ben
EN-, and fur actaai st(1sneas and culti-
walton. ~
The affidavit may be made before the
Clerk Of the Court Of his county, when
thRis unable to attend at the District
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
= M M f. N AGOGUE

WARMERS EMMENAGOGUE is the only article
KNOWN 70 ctIe Ne Whites t will cure in every case
Mere IS the faslily in which this important d.cne
not wanted? Mot hers, this is the greatest blessi ng
ever offered You and You should Immediately procure
H. IL tdso sure cure fur Female Irregularities and
may be depended upon in case where the
now has been INSTRUCTED through cold or disease
SOLO bl druggists Price One Dollar. Or sent by mail
on receipt of One Dollar and a Quarter
All the above Medicines are for sale I'm T,ptop nv
Mcnamara & Lytle. ID. r. Schmucker and A. NJ
hHh ~ 70. l6yl
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

The New York GtoJc is re-, onsible for
the following:
INF. Greeley writes to Hon. Will
Cumback, Lieuteant Governor of Ind,
that rust in wheat is Gauss by the oxi-
dization OF the surface Of the grains. If
wiped perfectly dry and inclosed in
buckskin sacks, we'll oiled wheat will
never rust.' @a @ p,
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
ORIGINAL NOTICE.
state of Iowa, Cedar county, IS:
Charles Hammond, Pl'ff.)

state of Iowa, Cedar county, IS:
Charles Hammond, Plff)
VS.. ( District Court, June
Jacob Weaver Def't. Term, 1871
To Jacob Weaver, Defendant: You are here
by notified that there is now on file in the
office of the Clerk of the District Court of the
State Of Iowa, in and for the county of Cedar,
petition OF Charles Hammond, plaintiff,
claiming ofyou the sum OF twenty two dollars
as money due him on two promssory notes,
and that writ OF attachment will be issued,
and your property attached to secure said
claim, and that unless you appear and defend
thereto on or before noon of the second day OF
the June term, A. ID. 1871. of said Court, which
will commence on Monday June 9Th, A. d.
1871 default viii be entered against you, and
judgment rendered thereon for the full
amount OF the plaintiff demand, with interest
and costs.
iwll BISSELL & STARR, Plf S Atty's
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Examination 81 Attorneys.

kxamina ~ @ Atmt1snsys'
The. following: raqy sx.n,i nation of
candidate 5or admiSsfcn ii the bar is
tsken from the Western N1sxs Journal,
and Il decidedly : goed hlts =
Tie examination commenced with
s.l0o sou smoke. sirs"
n II do, air.,
Have you spare cigar?"
Eyes, SIR" Extending q short six.)
''Now, sir, what is the hrst duty Of .
lawyer" +. -
ITO collect fees.'
fright. What IL the seconds"
"To increase the number of his eli
ents."
"When does the position towards your
client change ."
When making out q bill Of COSTS
"Expiain." ~ *
ave then copy the antagonist posi-.
toni assume the plaintiff and he be-
comes defendant"
"A suit decided, how do you stand
with the lawyer conducting the other
bili?"
"Cheek by jowl."
Enough, sir, you promise to become
an ornament to your profession and
wish you success. Now, are you aware
Of the duty you owe ne?"
"Perfectly."
describe it."
1T is to invite you to drink"
"But suppose decline?"
candidate scratching his head.
There is no instance of the kind on
record IN the books. I cannot answer
the question"
You are right; and the confidence
with which you make the assertion
shows that you have read law attentive
~. Let's take drink, and will sign
your certificate"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
WINE OF LIFE.

The great Blood Purifier and Delicious Drink War.
ners slnum Vita, or Wine Of Life, is free from
any POISONOUS drugs ip1purites being prepared for
,hose Who require smant is splendid ape
t1er and tonic and the finest thing in the world for
purifying the blood 1t is the pleasant and deli
ever offered to the public far superior to
IL Is more healthy and cheaper. Both male and fe.
maze young or old. can take the Wine of Life 1t is
III iact lie preserver Those who wish to enjoy
go s t., health and free ow of lively spirits will do
Ihs ever before In 1t is sold druggists also at
bottles 0 ->N1''' ia l"'i'
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
Probate NOffce.

Notice is hereby given that at the February
Term of the Circuit Court of the State of Iowa,
within and for the County of Cedar. Andrew
Ford, Executor of the last will and testament
OF Nancy Ford, deceased, filed his final report
April. 1871, being the second of the April term
1871, of said Court, is set for final hearing there
on, and said Executor will then be discharged
II no sufficient objection be made.
WIN. ELLIOTT, Clerk
WIN. II. TUTHILI. Atty for Ex
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

There is an apparent paradox in the
fact that missing men are sometimes
found drowned, but many men are
found round who are not missing, much
as you wish it.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

The first daily newspaper printed in
Virginia was started in l7SO-the sub
scriptions price. $50 per annum.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
WARMERS
PILE REMEDY.

Warmers Pile Remedy has never failed mot
even in one Casel cure worst of Blind
Itching or Bleeding Piles. Those who allicte ed
should Immediately call on their druggist and get
WARSER's PILE REMEDY. 1t is expressly for The
Plies, and is not recommended to cure other dis
ease. 1t has cured many of over thirty years
everywhere.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

a young Hoosier once said to Hoos.
ieress, Sat, is there anybody courtin'
you now ~ Me- {tg'.&
"Wcl', Sam, there's one fellow sort o.
courtin' aud sorter not; but l reckon it's
more solter not than sortcr.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

Warmers COugh Balsa.n Is healing softening
and expectorating The extraordinary power it pos
sesses in Immediately relieving, and eventually cur
ing the most obstinate cases of Coughs, Colds Sore
Throat, Bronchitis. Influenza Catarrh HoarseEess
Asthma and Consumption is almost incredible So
prompt is the relief and certain its effects in all the
above eases. any affection of the throat and lungs
that thousands of physicians daily prescribing it.
and one and all sa! that Is the most healing and ex-
pectoratlnS medicine known. One dose always at-
lords relief and in most cases bottle effects cure
Sold by druggists. in large bottles Price One Dollar
u y your oWn fault If you still cough and suffer The
Balsam will cure.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

g Frugal landiady Of . boarding house
"Coming home to diu,ier, Mr. Brown"'
Hearty boarder-"W Well, perhaps, if |
don't feel hungry
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SEND YOUR MONEY

Yo rest once orders. checks. or drafts on New
'"' 'e'ers containing money. Address
'# l. W. ENGLAND, Pub,,sh.r
Sun office, New York CIV.
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= Ayers !
Hair:Vigor,
1000 : q r--..a L nnEfRwS10rA
For restoring Gray Hair to
It's natural Vitality and Color,

A dressing which
is at once agreeable,
healthy, and efectual
for preserving the
hair. Faded or qrav
hair Is soon restored
to IS original color
.sesM ths gloss and
freshness of uouth
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
DH SPEP<IA-,

Warmers Dispe psin Tonic is prepared ex press
ly for Dyspcptics and those suffering with habitual
Costiventss. 1t is slightly stimulating tonic and a
splendid appetizer II strengthens the stomach and
restores the digestive to their healthy
Weak nervous and dyspeptic persons should use WAR
NERs DYSPEPSIA Tonic. For sale by druggists. Price
One Dollar.
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THE SEMT.WEEKLv srN.

Five COPIES. one year. separately Addressed,
Eight Dollars.
len copies, one year separately addressed fand
IN extra copy to getter up of club, -~
sixteen DALAI ~
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..F TERMS TO CLUBS. al
THE DOLLAR wErKr.v sr,r

Five copies, one year, separately addressed.
Four Dollars.
Ten comics, one year, separately addressed (and
m extra copy to the getter up OF club,
Eight Dollars.
Twenty copies, ono year, separately addressed
taid an extra copy 10 the gctter al of cinb).
..4= .a.. Fifteen Dollars.
FIFTY copi"s. one year. to one address tand tina
Semi eekly one year to getter D Of cinb1. '"o
Thirty.three ID ollars.
Fifty copies, ono year. separately addressed 1and
s1e ocAAi " eeAiy one year to getter up Of club,
Thirty.dvc Dollars.
one hundred confess one year, to one address
tand the Daily for one year to tho aatter mn oS
club. IaSsSv n~t,upoA
One hundred Copies one year oen.,.s.,.
dressed tana tho Daily for one year To the Se,fer
up of club, SSTsv n~iSS.eE
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20

Our pamphlet contains engravings of
all the different styles of instruments
that We manufacture, giving IA full de
scr'ption Of each, so that person can
select the style they may desire to order,
with the assurance that they will re-
ceive just as good Piano as if they were
in our wareroOms to select it. We have
sold over FIVE THOUSAND Pianos,
many of them being shipped great dis.
tances, and we have never yet received
the first complaint. AS we give writ
ten guarantee with every Piano We man.
ufacture, for five years, the purchasers
runs no risk.
Don't fail to "ritc for. or pamphlet
Which aoe mail Free, and mhcn non mritc
state aohdt paper you saW this notice in.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20


n. B-We canton the public from purchasing a
cheap Piano which has recently been mi in the mark
e. e., be, bearing the name Arion An genuine Arion
he purchased from our New York Warerooms or orr
authorized Agents throughout the United states.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
WALL PAPER,
At the POST OFFICE STORE.

DIsMARK, Dickens, Combined, All the Go,
- star, Opera, Fancy Aster and FREELY
Co Lar at the BIG BOOT.
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AItN II, WAN ND FOlt
"WONDERS

OF the WOrld.7
over one thousand illustrations The larg-
est, best selling and most attractive subscrip-
ton book ever puhlished one agent in Den
yer, Colorado, sold 100 copies in days. one
agent in milwaukee, sold 30 copies III day,
and a large number from 20 10 80 copies per
day Send for Circulars. wit II terms at once
Address L. S.IIfkLiSHING CO, New York
Chicago, Cincinnati and st. Louis.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-04-20
COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!
\ MAN OFATHOUSAND

n Consumptive Cured.
Where death was honrly expected from Consump-
ton and Asthma all remedies having failed accident
led to discovery whereby Dr. IL James cured his only
child: He now gives this receipt free receipt OF
& CO.. i.G3l Race street Philadelphia. Pa. giving
name OF paper.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12
Mourning Drcss.

dies and goes to Heaven all the family should
shroud tlfems Ives in the deepest black and the
women be The espccial victims? Somevhcre tbe
custom must have arisen, since the days Of our
anceslor-. fhe saxons or the Picts ana scott
whose only clothing vas paipted on Is IL po;nr
further. OF will tberc be some resistance ana Z re-
turn to the right way7 Some women spend ha,f
their lives under Grape, a sort of self-imposed
penancr. hot heavy. unvholesome Men NAV
wear badge of mou1 ming fer n time and fhen
resume light clothcs7 And very few dare 20 brave.
Mrs Grundv and follov ouf their cor,v;rf;tr. b~y
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12
A Great Bargain.

THNHE FARM KNOWN AS "FaRMOUNT
j Lake, is offered for sale at SO 900 in coin
81, ,0e0 in hand, and the remainder in six equal
annual payments, with interest from date. The
tract is in good shape. being nearly square,
tanning about ego acres of rich soil and is diver
sificd with forests vast, fair lawns, lordly oaks.
and willows sitting by the lake, the woodland and
prairie alternating as to make it of the
most attractive places in the State. It is situated
the west side of the Willamette river, within
half mile of Albany, which is known as being
in the heart of the best agricultural portion OF
Oregon. The location is healthfu. 1t has good
stone quarry, about 10e acres under feEec, a two-
story franc barn with shedding 90 feet square ; a
large and handsome new house two-stories bigh
thoroughly painted inside and out the large cup
boards and bookcases being fixtures, and the
house having under its whole length good dry
cellar. In addition to thee there is neat we'll
house, o wood-house and all other necessary out
houses. There is meadow, large pasture. or
ehards, garden. &C., &c. 1t is susceptible of be-
ing divided into four farms, all of them having
good soil, fuel and rail timber, and three of them
having stock water.
For particulars address J. c. Mendcnhall, Esq,
Albany, or the undersign at Portland.
). QUINN THORNTON.
Feb. I4th, 1s71-24v3. Attorney at Law.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12
Popping Corn.

And there they sat popping corn,
John Stiles and Susan Cutter
John Stiles as stout as an OK,
And Susan fat as butter,
And there they sat and shelled the corn,
And raked and stirred the fire.
And talked of different kinds of care,
And hitched their chairs up higher.
Then Susan she the pepper shook.
Then John he took the pepper,
Till both their faces grew red
As sauee-pans made Of copper;
And then they shelled and popped and ate,
All kinds of fun a poking,
And be haw- -hawed at her remarks,
And she laughed ut his joking.
And still they popped and still they ate,
(John's mouth was like hoppcr),
And stirred the fire and sprinkled salt,
And shook and shook the pepper.
The clock struck nine, the clock struck ten
And still the corn kept popping
It struck eleven and then struck twelve,
And still no sign of stopping.
And John be ate, and Sue she thought,
The corn did pop and patter.
Till John cried out '.The corn's afrci
Why, Susan. whats the matter ?''
Said she, John Stiles, it's one o'clock,
You'll die of indigestion
I'm sick of this ERE popping corn,
Why don't you pop the question r.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12
These two paragraphs arc from our excellent
contemporary, the Portland Oregoniaa

These two paragraphs arc from our excellent
contemporary, the Portland Oregoniaa
In an article entitled s.Morc Radical Thievery,'
the Herald makes allusion to the management ol
the Portland Custom House. If the editor o.
that paper means insinuate that the business or
the Portland custcm House is conducted in cor
rupt and extravagant way, without due regard
for the public interests, the public money is jn
any respect improperly used or unnecessarily cx-
pended, he is slandcrcr aud o liar. The coiiec-
tioIs at this port since the Custom House was
tablished here, amount to nearly two hundred
thousand dollars. mostly coin, and the total ex-
penses of collection. including pay of employees,
rent furniture and fitting up, have been less than
eleven thousand dollars in currency. The Her
ald's party has just been convicted of stealing
millions millions in New York, and has been
forced to confess Il. Better attend to that.
thieving operation ON tho part OF the Demo
Gratis of California, rcsorted to for the purpose Of
raising funds, has been brought to light. They.
have employed great many men to work on the
public buildings mt Sacramento, and it is directly
proven by the afidavits Of largo number of
these men that the managers engaged them at the
rate Of $212 day, and drew from tho Treasury
$4. SIS day and pocketed the difference! This Is
following closely after the tactics Of Tammany.
whereby several millions are drawn out Of tho
Treasury ostensibly for job Of repairs on the
public buildings, and nine tcnths of it distributed
among the thieves of the ring Your Denaocratict
managers are much the same everywhere.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12

DEATH OF FEMALE MIsER.-A few days ago
a German woman, wife of John Hoffman, a fish,
erman, died at her home, situated in the north
part of the city, in tho district formerly attached
to Mount Pleasant. Some ladies of the Snmati-
tan nature, who ready to help in
case of distress, sickness death, went to the
house to prepare the corpse for Christian burial.
In the house everything bore the imprint of the
most abject squalor- In cradle covered with an
old piece of oii-coth lay the corpse of baby but
two months old, On whose body, which was mass
of filth. maggots were found crawling. On the
bed, composed of pile of rags, the dead
mother. her hands fercely clutched, as if she had
died in great agony. Upon making the prepara-
tions for laying out the body, the hands, by dint
of hard work, were opened or unclasped, when n
s. greenback and a ten cent piece, postal currcn-
cy, found therein, to the surprise of all pres
ent, even the deceased woman's husband nor
was that all: for, upon commencing to remove
her garments, upon almost every portion of her
body small amounts of money were found, even to
n 81 bill lying on her abdomen. About tie bed
were found different amounts of money, rolled up
in rags, some of which must have been boarded
for years. bills on old State banks were found,
of which mutilatcd and oblteratcd
that it could not be discovered what bank had is
sued it how much more is hid away about the
house in out of-the-way places is rot known, il
any, but the suppositien is that more will yet be
discovered. About $500 was discovered--Racint
Argus Of July 14th.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12

THE WALLA WALLA VALLEY GRAIN CRops.-
The Real Estate Record for July gives this To
write concerning the crop at present one cannot
give as close estimate would be desirable, MS
threshed. In fact, we arc right in the midst
Of harvest and there is probably one half that is
yet cut, and but little has been thresled COM
pared with what is yet to come still. some of the
new crop of wheat is now in market. Farmers
tell us that Fall-sown wheat yields very large.
but that some of the later Sprrns-sown grain is
rather light, owing to the dry, hot weather in
juno and a part of July. We have made in
uurics of several farmers who have thrcshed their
grain, all of whom report very favorably. One
farmer informed us that his Fall wheat averaged
him 5l2 bushels to the acre. Another has seventy
Eve acres of Fall and Spring wheat and oats, and
this was the first crop raised on the land; the Fall
wheat welded little Al bushels to the acre
and the Spring wheat 81 bushels. We did not
learn the yield per acre of oats. Another farmer
informed us that his Fall wheat yielded 40z BUSH
els to tho acre and his Spring wheat so. There is
now no doubt that the yield of grain throughout
this Valley will be large ono. Take the whole
grain crop of both Spring and Fall sowing. the
above may be taken as about an average. The
price, although too low. is better than it opens
after some haryests. and there Is probability
that wheat will sell at from IS to so cents per
bushel before Winter. 1t is true that we have to
sell at low prices at present, but then raise
it cheaper than anywhere else, and can. If neccs-
gary, sell our products cheaper than any other
valley this coast.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12

A special dated London, August 5th, has this !:
letter of the Empress Eugenie to the Czar, just
published, alludes to friendly Power that had
pressed a desire to intervene in favor of France,
after the surrender of Sedan. That Power was
Russia. Emperor Alexander sent a dispatch to
tho Empress Immediately after the surrender of
Sedan, offering to intervene the basis of the in
fegrity of French territory. Alexander, in the
same dispatch, informed the Empress that he had
earnestly recommended the King of Prussia to
open negotiations for peace. and not insist on a
cession of French territory, the disintegration
of France would be dangerous to the peace Of
Europe. The hope Of Russian intervention was,
however. spoiled ry the outbreak of the revolu-
tion of September 4th, and the flight of the EN-
press which took place few hours after the dis
patch has been received from Emperor Alexander.
Hearing the news that the Republic had been
proclaimed, the Emperor withdrew his profFercd
Intervention aud notified the King of Prussia that
Russia would remain neutral. Jules Favre
and all former members of the Government oil
September 4ih knew of tho existence of the dis
patch. 1t is said to have been found after the
flight of the Empress among papers of the EN-
peror, but withheld from publication by the Gov
ernmcnt of National Defence. The revelations
are apparently to be made public with the consen,
of Empress Eugenic. Republicans, chiefly Jules
Favre and his former colleagues, will probably
deny tho proposed intervention of the Gar, hui
| the truth is the facts related be completely
established.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12
TERMs-IN ADVANCE.
ADVERTISING RATES.

ADVERTISING RATES.
Transient advertisements per Square Of ten
lines or loss, first insertion, 81 each subsequent
Insertion, 81.
Larger advertisements inserted on the most
iberal terms.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-08-12
JOB WORK.

JOB WORK.
Having received new type. stock of colored
inks cards Gordon Jobher ETC., we are pre-
pa-ed to execute all kinds of printing in better
manner and fifty per cent. cheaper than ever be
fore offered in this city.