The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1871-02-02
Editorial Pafapraghs.

Aa-tSlA- q q zee ASe
a Radical 8songres man Of Penn
sylvania writes to hIs county paper
a billet doax and says. an your no.
tice the lypesmale sou sly thsk 7
had gone to Eel, whereas I had
goneto. Bah Please correct dc.
That editor should keep the type
Standing for future use.
bowen, the Radical Congressman
from South Carolina, was recently
indicted for bigamy, and now, do
and beholdP' another package of
erinoline and Rhalebone steps up.
and says she is Mrs. BOWEN No. 8.
BowES needs reconstruction badly.
The three wives are a just punish
meat for his sins.
The Banner has the following ad-
vertisement from young book mer-
chant: "Wanted--a boy"
Let the advertiser try matrimony
and trust to luck
"The good are taken first" does
not apply at photograph establish
ments or barber shops. Each, must
take his turn, good or wicked.-Ez.
: Neither does it apply to newspa-
pers. Subscribers to the CITIzEN
are not required to give certificates
of character. The first who come
are the first served, and all are vel
come.
The Boston reporters talk of get
ting up ntW badge and some one
suggests a pump in active motion,
Exchange.
Wish some one would suggest a
pump that had "active motion.
enough to pump up few "items''
in Pulaski. Nothing occurs"
here.
An exchange says, ''neger, chew a
word. Suppose 'guin's'' the word,
what's fellow to aoP
a Radical paper says: aHon. A.
H. STEPHENS don't weigh but sew
enty-four pounds" From which
deduct fifteen or twenty pounds for
skin and bones and the balance is
all brain. STEPHENS is little but
he's aloud"
HENRY WARD BEEcHER, in a late
sermon, called SAINT PAUL an Gin
significant, blear-eyed jew" The
numerous friends of SAUL of TAR
sUs have additional cause to admire
him since Mr.. BEEcHER vents his
displeasure upon one Of the best of
the Apostles. We are surprised,
however, that Satan with all his in
genuity cannot get up better CO
lumniator ofSr. PAUL than BEEcHER.
The N. Y. Herald says it is graf
flied to witness the entente cOrd;qle
that exists between the wives of the
President and Vice President.
We don't know what entente cor
dale is, but if any kind of cordial
can exist long at the White House
when Grant is there, he must have
been greatly influenced by the late
temperance movement.
The son of Gov. HOLDEN Of n.
Carolina was before the Reconstruc-
ton Committee at Washington and
made the flesh crawl on the bones
of the Honorable Members by his
tales of Kuklux outrages
in that State. Young HOLDEN no
bly, sustained the brilliant reputa
ton of his family for-lying.
An Alabama paper says, "The
public funds of Alabama are now
safe" What! have all the Radical
officials of that State resigned?
A Byronic youth thus plumes his
wing for a fight to Parnassus, in
the Paducah Kentuekian:-
''And cause the time to hasten by,
When men that are hungry for money viii
soon Gia."
In answer to which, permit us,
poor youth, to add,
And swiftly may the good time como
When fools like thee are all struck dumb.
The jackson Wing d Tribune
says we told "a tough tale" about a
Giles county cat that lived to the
age of % years. The tale we told
wasn't half as tough as the tail of
of the venerable Thomas II. Cat
whose requiem we tolled.