St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1871-06-16
TIE CALIFORNIAN.
HASH.


~ III $780,. ..,,
Ill ,'''''' ' Wv '''''' "
Avoh organ s"eii>-'i'ey PM on airs
The reason why editors have their
manners spoiled, is because they receive
so many evil communications.
There Is a lad of our acquaintance who
regards hunger and the chastcning rod as
about the same thing they both make
the boy hoIler.
PA, is Pennsylvania the father Of all
the other states ~ "Ccltain!y not, my
child; why do YOU ask that question ,"
..Bcceusc. / sec all the newspapers call it
Pa"
An exchange, describing a funeral,
says: The procession was very fine,
and nearly two miles i'll lcng,h, a, WAS
also the PRAYER Of DIR. Perry. the chap
lain"
A friend Of Mr.. Emerson met linn III
the Yosemite Valley and said, u hope
you found no disappointment here"
No, no." said he, at is the only ,hine
that quite comes up to the brag.'
>,
,ounr Eartcr-Ln;s nrown :, mir "t
mult@n-chon wbisEcrs Since les been TO
COLLEGE. IIairlcs. friend Mutton. chop-.
dive saw call EN- lamb cutlefs.-.Jqll
Tr,o ro,os, ;,.,.,.o + rosa n.;no
r,o',a g. sr,o,, ~ .voot ~, anu ",haS
name. comes to us from Sidney, q. where
u Young lady asked ut a music store for
feline intestines for lyrical purpo.cs."
A cood sort of - man VINE ro.on,.,
asked to s,,hscrih. for, 'h,ndal;or for ,I1
,hurch "Now.o s,iJ hc ..who, :. tLc
use of a chandelier After Won 90, il
Won can't oct anv on, to NAV ON II,
IN, e. -
me ' y, y i'''''' ''ce''ici'' III inc 10
S s,. "licy occurred Oh MIhI"y'
'5 coll' mp " '1 1.m ia'c'Sco i',ii-
skill and Jvino in n f.u Lnnrs " IT,
7....- -,
IVY l'NI Wv nv " ',o "''s Du' d So
s",Pi'|'"el' pc'''S3 ''i,'r upon "Cc'ue''-
,"''y iUi " seiii,oi'' "Sheu iiic.nl what
lie shouid preach ABOUT 10 winch The
utosn ''0"' n"'"' '''' i'i'''-
~,
in'ic = aic't ut', Vi 'HcoloSy III
the iaca oi Inc niue sIri VINO wished she
could be good without oheylng her grand
mother. Hhc saId 1t was easy enough
-, ,e;'u pooN 'S, anu pi.5' "u' Pre''y mara
'',.'r '''''''o''''''
neI'' >amDo' what you UP TO now
uyS ~ Il carpenter anu inner
iiI ne @uc's yer Is, What depart
iie''t 10 you perform "" ny, docs
NC ciicular WORK. wv hats dat ~ So,
l 'uli.S ue sri'ld''oi'e'
would you believe 1t, SANDY" said
divine, "that l never thought of the
sermon before 1 went INTO the pulpit ~
~ that is exactly what Mr.. Nlackin-
tosh ana nave been saying while you
were preaching.
Inc iainiIy OF Jonh hro"n' residing
III Oahiorhla' deSlfe II 10 De stated that
'he report mat they need assistance Is
uliounued' lhey are wei provided Tor
anu w'' not accept assistance from any
Souice'
a French artist beng asked TO draw
an allCgorical figurc of bcneyolcnca, care
, ,uy S y, " vi vi li'''a [uDCer,
ms S''i' NJ, ''ie true emblem OF
n,I,on o'I'".o - :, "'> HUH 'i'''' any
- ioouG was once D'9@'n9 cliarity' OH
P'I'c,Gc vi ucl,'s "''ihD' N iaay having
ian ~ i't na, W." L, CIu", S,inllc.yi How
ot,' 1;s omarI md ra,I;o1 .J!ron ,,i h;n,I
mod,u1 .,pnor flIlov, " so;,i ,ta J InI,.
and n,vc him . sbilIing WV ''3'
Fan, ,rn.f
LILLY snf ~ ~ .! 'i'''''' was ita''li's
"ins when sLc sn1JrnIy nonloT ''' ..v-am
what did thew FORGET - a.I.nd fLo ,c,cL
or cncour,rincl,, ..rIor c,ro,a, ,I,a;
Kerosene, RESPONDED Mis- T;yo.vnor
Old
,,,, ,,
.. I-.i"' my clliu' S'"' pFudi-h oia
her hair in nrci,v riuoI,t. u;f tho TnrJ
had intended your bsir - hc cnr,od ha
woulJ have Innn if L;,,,oIf,, ..Cn h.
did. auntv. when I was \ Lahv. hut Lo
thinks am b;o cnouch now 70 10 i NV
self"
Some foIts t,1k IS oco,o,,, ,o,.,a.,
r,ly W. I"nn. u "a 0.o ''Ti r'i } "''tu
h1s ,ahooeI candIos onI =; o'r ',o' ,'Iy WIN
nas hon,msa ,hn ia,,o, ';u - NV, ~" ou'' my
ca, H., ~, Wv VIZ, 'a'.Ii 10 cll''per' one
cent. while candles are four cents g, foo,
Tho ,ISc t,u,1 :; h..1,,
ashore =, Sbcd;oI n u onI Ea'.
ri nnrnnrt;nn - o;-n ,ia ''G w.. W poi''
Lose of ,La s,naa,sIi w. '' nc u 'ne
Laro hoon ,,ro,"rraaI ~, ~ "a a., i'Ta'on'
yr;t;nn Lai.;,r, L,n,, r,ooonu uI wv '''''iu