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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

a FUNNY INCIDENT A friend in Wos-
ter, Ohio sends the following amusing in
stance of the simplicity Of the African lad
as he evinced in his first efforts to attain
knowledge of the English vocabulary. The
boy. some seven or eight years old, Dan by
name, was set TO learn words in an old spell
ing book that had been tossed about the
house. He soon became interested in watch
ing a race between small boy aud Time as
represented 10y an engraving in the book,
and every spare day that he could find was
devoted to the contemplation of the Go him
exciting chase Night finally compelled
the young African to lay aside the book
which his race at the present day manifest
so much pleasure in studying, and to retreat
10 his pallet, where, DO doubt, he dreamed
Of dat big fellow wild de mowin' scyvc,
as he called him, in pursuit Of the poor
frightened boy Dan was up with the lark
the next morning, and the first thing he
did was TO get the sPeIcr and look for the
heroes of the race. lIo gazcd intently for
an instant on the picture, aud then, with a
wild scre1m of delight, exclaimed, A. he
dauced all about the old kitchen, IIc amt
cotchod IN yt. he amt c1'ched IN yit I.
Goly he ain cotched IN yit"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
One-half The Regular Rates.

Our sfoch consists, in part, ot'Me Joilov.
ing goo}s:
SnAwLs, BLANKETS, QulLTs, CorToxs,
GlNGHANs, DREss GOODS, TABLE LIN
IN, Towels, lIoSIERY, GLOVES, SKIRTS,
CoRsErs, &c, &c.
SILVER PLATED WARE, Spoons rLA.
TED on NICKEL SILVER, DEssERT Forks,
FIVE BOTTLE PLATED CAsroRs, britain
MA WARE, CLASS WARE, TABLE AND
PoCKET CUTLERY Is GREAT VARIETY.
ELEGANT FRENCH AND GERMAN FAN
cY GOODS, BEAUTIFUL PHoroGRArH Al
BUNS, the newest and choicest styles in
Morocco and Velvet Bindings
GOLD AND PLATED JEwELRY, OF TIE
NEWEST STYLES
W. hare a'so mule arrangements 1cM
sone n he icading publishing houscs hat
'cW enable ms n seH ME stuud0rd ANIL Lrt-
est 'rorLs cfPopulnr a,Ui,ors az aJom nue.
holf he r'9ular prize such as BYRON.
Moore, Burns, Milton, and TENNY,
SONS Works, IN FW Gin aud Cloh
BbJ'Dgs, and hnmdreds of oiLers.
These o1d crcryhpy clsc I1r
ONE DOLLAR FOR EACH ARTICLE
IN egery or,1er on,oDntiDg 10 orcr $50
accompanied by the cash, The Age,t mn,
retain 500; and IN crcyy orler oeerSlO0
500 may be yciuj0ed 10
PAY THE EXPRESS CHARGES.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

ANECDoTE OF A. Fl. STEPHENS. "A
story is told of Alexander II. Stephens to
this effect
In the political canvass of 1856 he was
accompanied by shaggy dog, named Rio,
that became as well known as himself In
Columbia county he met a General III. r..
Wright in debate and worsted him. To
postpone the defeat Wright cried out:
Il demand list of your appointments,
Sir, I'll get my documents, and meet you
at every point, Sir Yes, Sir, I'll dog you
all over this district =
Stephens pointed to the sleeping Rio by
his side, and said:
Then III send Rio home. One deg at
time is enough !!
Wright sat down. -Ifarper's Mlgazine.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
T II L LOT OF LIFE.
BY DEAN Afford.

BY DEAN Afford.
know not if the dark or bright
Shall be my lot
If that wherein my hope delight
BE best or not
1t may be mine to drag for years
Tolls heavy chain;
Or day and night my meat be tears
On bed of pain.
Dear faces may surround my hearth
With smiles and glee;
Or | may dwell alone, and mirth
BE strange to me.
My bark is waited to the strand
by breath divine;
And on the helm there rests a hand
Other than mine
One who has known in storms to sail,
l have on board;
Above the raging of the gale
L hear my Lord.
He holds me where the pillows smite,
/ shall not fall
If sharp, tbs short; if long, It's light;
He tempers all.
Safe TO the land, safe to the land,
The end is this;
And then with him go hand in hand,
Far into bliss.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
WIT AND HUMOR.

cS-A young couple were married at
Chattaraugus, Ca, lately. The brides
shoes hurt her feet so badly that she had
to sit down while the minister was perform
ing the ceremony. She said she wouldn't
postpone the wedding, but would get mar
ried that night if she had to go to bed TO
do IL
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
W A N TED
10000 RECRUITS
TO ASSIST IN BREAKING
DOWN HIGH PRICES!
Sheetz & I[uykendall

l1'AKE pleasure in announcing 10 their ga
patrons and the public morally that tr
have again re umed the offensive, and with Oh,
assistance Of Cash and short-tme buyers, Intend
to annihilate the Old Foge sy stem Of long ln,
and high prices
They hope Volunteers will come mp pronTfr
and enroll their names in the mutual beldt
cause.
To those vs. no are determined to stick 10 he
old way OF long credits we would say ia word e.
Do not come To ms for goods do not * us if
creditor We desire 20 spare your Feelings t.l
refusal II You want goods, sci! your crops a,.
stock at market value aud buy theur-d o n0. -
quire the Merchant to curry your debts. ,Ie rit.
not do.it without charging you enormous POO
ut. To AL who can comply with the above g-
ten, we cordially invite an examination q on
Now Stocls pf
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

Ea5- An indebted customer enters a pro-
vision store remarking, I'll take leg of
mutton, and | want to pay for it 'All
right replies the dealer, handing him the
meat, which customer takes, and starts to
go. Look 'er here cries the dealer, Il
thought you wanted to pay for it. so
do was the reply; 'but l can't The
dealer looked little sheepish.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
R-E-At 3 racant me.lin, at Dnnbnrg

HFAt recent meeting ~ Danbury
Connecticut whore a contribution was ta-
ken up, a wealthy member Of the conrrcga-
ton, dropped twenty-five cents into tbc
contribution box. The amount realized
being little more than Che amount raqu.r
cd, The wealthy member quietly suggested
90 the deacon who passed the box that
This little amount might boroturuoj And
it was
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
Still Ahead +!
Our CIR a [ B % I IN
ID o AR ST RE.

We 'rdnt good reliable agents an epe,y
part cfhe Comfry By employing your
spare time to foyDi clubs and Sen,liRy MS
Orders, you can obtain the most literal
commissions, either az CASH or MER-
CH4NDISE, ami aH goods sent by Us
icW he as represented, and 'rc guarantee
satisfaction 10 ecery one dealing ,cM oar
house.
agents should collect ten cents from ere.
ry customer, and .foricurd TO as IN adca,cc,
for Descriptive Cheeks ofthc goo1s IRE sell.
Tile hoilers If he Uecks hare ne prize
Hegc Of either purchasing The article there
on dcscribcR, or Of exchanging far dny ar
Gc{e mentioned on orr Catalogue, number
ing orer 500 different articles, not one OF
,chich can be purchased IN tie usum ray
tor the same money.
The odca"tages Of FIRST sending the
Checks are these: Iie are constantly Juy
ing small lots of rcry raluaJ{e goo7s, ,ghich
arc not on oar c0fai2yucS, and for iohich
IRE issue chcchS Till oil are soH bcsiles,
in ecery cltJ, 'ce ,cWPut cbecks for WATcu-
Is, QUILTS, BLANKETS, DRESs PATTERNS,
or SoDtc otbcr article ofcgua{ cuIuc.
We no not oGtr singie article Of nlcr,
choadise thai cog, lee sold by rcyular GeoE
ers at our price. " ia not ask you 10
bHy goo3S from uS unless zee cum sell hem
cheaper Than you can obfain Mena in aB4
oti"r' ,cay, -ighjie The greater part If on:
goo3S are said az about
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

Gy- a colored barber out West being
subpenaed to serve as juror, was on the
usual examination asked, Are you a voter +!
Use black enough, but not old enough.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

EFThey say that woman caused man
to commit his first sin. But, if she hadn'
induced him to sin in eating, no doubt he
would very soon have sinned of his own
accord in drinking.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

HAD FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. II say,
capn, said little.cyed mau as be landed
from tho steamboat at Natchoz. say.
cap'n, this ere att all Thai- all the
baggage you brought on board, sir, replied
the captain Well, see nov, its accordiu
10 list-four boxes, three chests, two ban
boxes, a portmanty, two hams cone part
cuD three ropes Of inyons, and tca-kctue;
but I'm dubcrsum, feel there is some
thing short, though I've counted en- nine
times, and never took my eyes ov en- while
on board; there is something not right
somehow. Well, stranger, the times up
Thcrc'- ell know Of so bring up your
wife and five children out Of The cabin, and
we are of Them um darn it-lhcm's
nm Tho exclaimed. ] EDowcd I'd for
got something
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
$1,000 REWARD.
DeBine,s Via Fnpa ON

DeBing's Via Fuga cures an LjU.
r. hs4.v and Hadir Diaff.s. Oy5Hr Wax
na' FHaIf iWi7l0Hs. G001' DauI,v and 800
complaints Of the brm'ry Org4H' iu.ma'e and
female
$1,000 will als. be paid FIR any case of
Mind Btein7 or H-iiHg Piles that DrBfve's
PUr RFvFaY Hfiff ~ cure
nEBING S MAGIC LINlNENT cures Etsu.
m7I- Pans SprsHs Bruises and Sr(ljsd Jsintt.
n nan and i,yt
Sold everywhere Send or PamrbIe,
I4irH1rg-l42 Franklin ST. Baltimore. Nd
ipti -. l5TN-u
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

TT The Boston Post tells of man in
Troy who left a clearinghouse just be-
cause a rat bit off his ear. When people
get to be that particular about trifes, they
ought to quit boarding and 60 to keeping
house.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

Es~A Springfield Mass D lady ler. hr
little boy 40 home to omu-e himself with
matches, and when she returned met him
in tho strcot crying. lie said be only just
made a litla FIRE in The bureau drawer, and
a lot Of redshir,ci men camc with big lcl.
kettle and .quirDcd water an over the house.
They saved the cellar door.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
THEY ARE NOT A VILE

Made OF Poor Rum, whiskey, Proof Spir-
its, and Refuse Liquors, doctorcd. spiccd,
" Appetizcrs " "Rcstorers." &C.. that lea tlo
tippler on to drunkenness and ram, but arc truo
Medicine, made from tho Native Roots aud
Herbs of California, FREQ from oil Alcoholic
Stimulants. TheyR~,tbeG REATBI,OOD
PURIFIER and LIFE GIVING PRIV
CIPLB, a perfect keloylio- and Invigorator
and restoring the blood to n b. abby condition.
No person can take those B.uCrs, according TO
directions, and remain lo1y Uuwcl.
500 VIII be given for an lucu.ahl0 case p-o-
yiding tho bones arc no. q s.roycl ~ 1uIne raj
Toisons or hcr means, and Ito vial organs
wLS'cd hrEonI The r'.nt o'r.ra.r.
For Infilmun7t)ry and Chronic Rhe11-
matism, md Gout. Dyspepsia, c. Indi-
go gtiOn, Bilious, Rouittcat and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases OF tao Blood,
Liver ki,d One ana Bloaeer thc.a Bit
eases are caused ~ Vitinted Blood, Which
- Rnnrrh.y Irolncel by arrangement OF tho
They inviFoi<e the stomach. and stimulate
the torpid liver and bowels, winch render Thorn
Of unelulle1 c.h ,1"y ~ c'olrs.u, tho boo 81
nIiimpnr' Ic7, ana im2ars.n5 new life and yiyor
~Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Headache,
ftin in q Shoulders, Coughs IiFhtnc>s o. the
the Mouth, Billions ATTACKS, IalritutIon Of tho
1f 'art, CDpiJls I.-ns1rrrs o. Tune Pain i'm
tho regions ofthc i,IineFs aul r. hanircl o-hcr
painful symptoms winch arc tI4 otisprngs OF
DysucyFii, are cured iy tl0a8 I.tlrrs.
Cleanse the Nitatel E.l,l whenever you n71
its Impurities bursting through tho Fx.nip PIa-
plcs, Erupt0us, or Surrs; cleanse j.. Whom 10 Is
foul, and your feelings VIII toll ypu when. Krrp
the blood pure and the health OK tho fystera VIII
follow.
PIN, TAPE, and other WORMS lurking IN
tho system OF 50 many thousands, arc Ciectul.ly
destroyed a1l removed.
For full directions, read carefully tho circular
around each bottle, printed IN iour languages
English, German French AMI Spanish
a. WALKER, 80 a. "a Commerce Street, ". Y.
Proprietor. r.. VI MCDONALD e. Co,
Druggists aud General Acrufa
San Francisco. California, and % and 81 Conn
rncrro str 90, ". Y.
DEALERS
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
Henry's Constitution Renovator

cannot he equacd by any other preparation Of
the day. Ifany person should he skeptical about
this, let him ask his neigLbor about our remedy
NINE HUNDRED q NINETY-NINE
men out Of a thousand know Of this remedy. and
cannot find words enough for their praise Be
low we print few samples of letters we are con-
stantly receiving daily
EXTRA CTS FROM LETTERS.
81 ,oaS raccinGted at the HoSpitai NJ
IichsLUrg far Small Par. rus neoer
Ich Lctore. Since then, until tried q Jof-
ne Of yow CoR@iUtjoa ReHoraior, tras
necer free from scoJs. Mr. willard, NJ
Eptaw, IA, sent me a Jouie If your ,eD,-
ely. ] am nor, since Iharc tahca IL, free
from all Sores, cTccpt small one an mn
leg, amt II Is Jdst hcoi'Bg"
81 ir0s rcry much hoHJled ,riLh syphjIis.
Iour rcme1y sccms 10 be curing me fast.
,Se1d ! ootlcs per EJpress"
"Yes, yes, may rel say, such rclie/
tram constant Hching, ,ras ncccr crpcrjcuc-
ri ny me until uor. YoUr Constitution
ReHos0ior is curing me up."
4 iady ,erttes: any comp'criou Il as
fpir rs n LaLc's, HaBks 10 yovr reBiu1u."
"No mare rhcumatjsm. Three b9taes
/ If CONSTITUTION Renocofo,. hare na1e n,e
II mem man"
"Doctoy, cacloscd fnd So. I2case send
me II supply Tro IomHies here rant 10
/ Try yoVr Constitution Renorutor"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
Fail s. Winter Goods

which is complete in every respect
Es- We will exchange mer chandise for d.
kinds Of produce al full market value
SilEErZ 4 KUNkFNDNL
Main Street, opposite Court yse
Itomnev. Nov %, l3IO.--tf.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
lR a II s. RT,
AT HIS
Machinery Depot,
CIarksburg, w Va.

These are easily attached to Saw Mills or any
other Power, and warranted TO grind Flour and
Meal of superior quality at greater rate of
speed than any other Mill and 90 il without
heating or any other difficulty. Weight 400
lbs, and occupies 3 feet square of floor 3O-inch
Mills are warranted To grind 20 bushels per hour,
and many do grind from 30 TO 90 bushels per
hour. Price, 1878.
p. S.-lf within 30 days, for any reason, the
mill should not be entirely satisfactory, it will
be taken back and the money refunded, and all
railroad and steamboat charges paid both ways.
First-class CIRCULAR SAW MILLS and
CARDlNG MACHINES on hand and made to or
der. LClarksLmrg Mareh Is $50.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
TERMS TO CLUBS.
THE DOLLAR WEEKLY SIN.

Five copies, one year, separately addressed.
-Four Dollars.
Ten copies, ono year. seuaratelv addressed (aDd
on extra copy 20 the getter up Of clubJ.
Eight Dollars.
Twenty copies. ono year. seporateiv addrcss.,,
tand On extra copy 20 the Eetter % of ciubl.
Fifteen Dollars.
Futy copies one year, 20 ono address tand tia
eeful-" eeky one yenr % Retter 40 Of club,
Thirty-thrcB Dollars.
Pity copies ono year. separately addressed and
sue semi cthIy one year 20 gcttcr un Of cinh1
Thirty-nve Dollars.
One hundred copies, ono year. 20 one eddress
l1nd the Daily for ono year 20 the rcfter up of
''Ni' fry Dollars.
One hundred copies. one year sooarotciv IA
dressed land the Daily for one year to the getier
W Oh SluD' sixty Dollars.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

~ Thomas Hart Clay died at licking
ton, KY, the 18th instant, in the 68th year
of his age.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

BsyThc New York THur,. iu a col.
umu editorial decide. thafi is wr ~ GOV
q clergyman 60 smoke piTe 20 Lent
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

ened, falling hair checked, and bald
ness often, though not always, cured
" its use. Nothing can restore the
ar where the follicles are DESTROYED,
or lie glands atrophied and decayed
But snth as remain can be saved for
usefulness by this application. Instead
of fouling the hair with pasty sedi-
ment, it will keepit clean and vigorous.
Its occasional use will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling off, and
consequently prevent badness. Free
from those deleterious substances which
make some preparations dangerous and
injurious to the hair, the Vigor can
only benefit but not harm it. If wanted
merely for a
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
ND sEMI-MEEnL.Y -

Five copies. one year, separately addressed.
Eight Dollars.
len comics, one Yepr. separately addressed fa,d
an extra copy 20 getter up ~ clnb)
sixteen DoIIars
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
CONSTITUTION RENOVATOR,
OR
BLOOD CLEANSER.

TTNHIS is no idle remark that we make It is
Il now known to all that the majority of those
brave men who fought the Southern battle for
freedom, are combating much more serious
enemy now lurking in their veins During the
late war thousands of men were vaccinated with
all forms of dieases under the pretense of guard
ing against that fell destroyer. Small Pox
Vaccination is a boon to mankind when the
vaccine virus is pure; but when it is taken from
the arm of patient who has Scrofula BOTIi
PERSONS 1RE Tainted ALIKE. II is
perfectly notorious that vaccine matter has, and
is now being taken from the bodies of negroes
and white men, full Of mercurial and kindred
dieases. The remedy now SO well known for the
cure Of Scroiula,
Henrys Constitution RenovatOr,
is offered to all with the strongest assurances or
PERFECT & MOST COMPLETE CURE
For
SCROFULA, SKIN KRUPTIONS,
SALT RHEUM, SYPHILIS.
BOILS, PlMPLES,
WASTE OF VITALITY
RHEUMATISM,
ULCERATED
THOATS, and
CONSUMPTION
Henry's Constitution Renovator
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

We hare ,oom for mo mare letters, bit
enough has been sail. 4 last oDpeai IS
mule ~ Hou ~ the
PURE sou THERN RACE
Chcch and nip S,rofuia IN us Lud. and
IL cW ncgcr biossom IN yo,r chHjrla an
ME firm gfwasted, siunted bodics anil sick.
" skins.
Pr DELICATE FEMALES. .Sieh.
~ 'ctHjycp, Jor di~0Ses oTHc Blood and
KidDcys, mis- rcDtc6y coaHot be- sur0ossed
CAUTION In oylcrHg ovr reD,s5y
ARRAYS yiocoHc pUmbcy NJ mr. P1t O6;ce
Bar op your iefers The nan L,l- IN o,,y
Ner Yorf Past office r>myei his.
Address,
DIR. VI. i HENRY & co.
Director General Berlin Hospital, Prussia
Agency of tho United States
Post Office Box 5212. New York
re- CONSTITUTION BENOvATOR ia CT
per bottle, sis bottles for s.. Sent anywhere
on receipt OF price. Patients ore requested III
correspond c0uddcntiaily and reply will he
made hv following mail
Sold by all respectable Druggists
October 20, 1869
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sEND YnrR nr,r1rH

10 POT once orders. checks. or drafts on No.
aofk, wherever convenient If not frer regisfrr
tne ietiers containing money. Address
+ w ENGLAND. Pubtsb,,
Gun ONCE. New YORK CITY
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
Is the Number Look Out for It

-O--
READ READ. EVERYBODY READ
And remember that s. EDWARDS d N'
immense Boot and Shoe Store is ~ n1m.T
Baltimore Street Cumberland Nd ODE 90
Boot Store, where you will find i1e ia'.
aud best
BOOTS,
EuOES-
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ONLY ONE DOLLAR q YEAR!
ONE HUNDRED COPIES FOR $50.
or lesa than one Cent 4 Cnnr Lot thnra ~

sEMI-W sun, 81 A YEAR,
OF the same size ana general character as
THE WEEKLY, but with greater variety OF
miscellaneous reading, and furnishing the news
20 its subscribers with greater freshness because
- comes twice q week instead Of once only.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
Ayers
Hair Vigor,
For restoring Gray Hair to
its natural Vitality and Color.

A dressing Which
Is at once agreeable,
healthy, and efiectual
for preserving the
hair. Faded or gray
hair IS soo- restored
to ats original color
10Th the gloss and
freshness Of youth.
Thin hair Is thick
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
CHARLES a. DANA. Editor.
Che 1ollar At'eeklu Sun.

Newspaper of the Present Times.
Intended for People Now on Earth.
Including Farmers. Mechanics. Merchants. Pro-
fess!onal Men, Workers, Thinkers, and all Man
ner OF Honest Folks, and the Wives, Sons. and
Daughters OF all such
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
THE DAILY sUN, SO A YEAR.

a prominently readable newspaper. with the
largest circulation m the world Free indie
pendent and fearless in politics Ar tho nevVa
rom eyerywhere. Two cents a copy By mall
% cents q month, or S6 year.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31

cannot he equalled by any other preparation Of
the day. lfany person should he skeptcal about
this, let him ask his ueighbor about our remed v.
NINr IIt-vDpyr 4. N,..r.r,. NJ.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1871-03-31
MASONIC BLOCK,
Baltimore St, Cumberland, Md

rV7HI~ beautiful s'rGcturc, having been COM
1 rr'.d hs undersigned is enabled fo offer
tnc public EDO bis store jos in The ucw block "a
fine selection of first class
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1871-02-11

do not wish to inform you, reader, that DR.. Won.
derful, or any other man, has discovered remedy
that cures Consumption, when the lungs are half
consumed, in short, will cure all diseases whether
of mind body estate, make men live forever, ana
leave death to play for want of work, and is &c,
signed to make our sublunary sphere a bnssiui
Paradise to which Heaven itself shall be but side
show. You have heard enough Of that kind OF
humbuggery. But when tell you that DR.. Sages
Catalrh Remedy tcH positively cure the worst cases
of Catarrh in the Head, only assert that which
thousands can testify to. will pay $500 Reward
for case that cannot cure. A pamphlet giving
symptoms and other information sent free to any
address. This remedy is
SOLD BY MOST DRUGGISTS IN ALL PARTS
OF THE WORLD.
Price SO cents. Sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt
of sixty cents, or four packages for two dollars.
Beware of counteets and worthless limitations. See
that my private Stamp, which is positive gitardn-
tee of Commences, Is upon the outside wrapper.
Remember that this private Stamp, issued by the
United States Government expressly tor stamping
my medicines, has my portrait, name and address,
and the words ~. s. Certificate Of Commences"
engraved upon it, and need not be mistaken. Don't
be swindled by travellers and others representing
themselves as DR.. Sage; l am the only man now
living that has the knowledge and right to manufac
ture the Genuine Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, and
never travel to sell this medicine.
II. v. PIERCE, NJ. D.,
dec26.teod3m l33 Seneca St., Buffalo, N. Y.