The Portland daily press., 1871-09-08

Advice from Nasty.
WHAT THE DEMOCRATS MUST DO TO sue
r CEED THIS FALL.
CoNFEDERIT X ROADS,
(wich is in the Stait NV Kentucky,)}
Auoust % 1871

..r CEED THIS FALL.
CoNFEDERIT x ROADS,
(wich is in the Stait Nv Kentucky,)}
August 20, 1871.
The outlook for the Democracy amt Jest ez
good this year ez l shood like to see it. Ii
will take the closest kind NV fggerin, an the
the best management in the world, to make
success, and l reey don't know ez it can be
done at all. There amt much sense in our
leaders. Tweed's stealing in Moo York, tho
not more in quantity than spose he reey
wantid, was dun too openly for the good Nv
The party elsewhere; and besides this ther
amt that unanimity, the general oneness OF
sentiment in our ranks that ther had ort to
be this year. The fact is the democrisy COM
prehends altogether too much-jt hez too hef-
ty an assortment Nv principles for any one
party to swing. hev spent many anxious
hours on the question Nv meeting this trub
BILE, an hev at last decided on a system NV
work wich, eft follered out faithfully, may give
us that success We hope for.
Our speakers must for once inform them
selves ez TO the ishoos now before the people,
The old speeches wich we he'd in JaxOns
time and wich we hev yOosed ever sense wont
du eny moar. We hev got to git up knew
ones, shure. All our extempOrary speeches
must be carefully prepared. A carefully pre-
pared exfemporary speech is liable TO run
smoother than an extemporary speech wich
aint carefully prepared. 1 alluz prepare nv
impromptoo speeches aforehand. An abIish-
mist kin yoose the same speech all over the
country, but we cant.
In view Nv the diversity Nv opinion there is
among the democracy, this year, would sug-
gest to our speakers in the various sections NV
the country that they observe the followin
skeduie closely: In Moo England-Advocate
the payment Nv the bonds in gold, and bear
down heavy on them mzable, God forsaken
scOundrels who would impair the nashnel
credit by suggestion Nv payin Nv EN- in pa
per. Explain 10 yOor apjence that payin the
debt in paper amt payin it at all. Tell Ell
that paper is promises to pay, and ask EN-
who is to pay the paper and when! Ez for
repudiators, lash eml Pint the finger NV scorn
at EN-! Hold EN- up 10 the execratioI NV civ
ilized world. Wind up with an elegant and
elokent triboot to the Pilgrim fathers. Pos.
krip-ln cotton manufacturer towns, adyo-
cate high pertectlve tariff, and show that
the democrisy wuz alluz tariff party. In the
wollen towns they don't want tariff SO much.
and in them draw it mild on tariff. Also. on
the niger question. Assert boldly that the
denocrisy acqueses in the amendments and
wood hev shed its last drop Nv blood before
any man, white or culored, shood be deprived
Nv any rite. Say that perhaps some dino
Gratis mite hsv been, at one time, oppos ed to
gvin Nv the suffrage TO the nig-colored man,
but it wuz becoz they feared that they wuzn't
educated up to its proper yoose Mem-ID
New England be shoor to say colored man
niger, never.
In New YORK CTTY.-Denounce with with.
erin invective the bloated cotton lords NV Moo
England. Bear down with severity onto the
very idee Nv tariff. Assert that the democ-
racy is for free trade in its broadest sense.
Urge the payment Nv the debt in gold, but
denOunce the national thieves Just the same.
In Moo York yoOse the term "nigger" alluz
and say that the givin Nv the ballot to a race
80 low in intellect, which hez not yet emerged
from barbrism, is an outrage which no Irish
man kin submit to. Bear down heavy on TO
the niger, and intersperse your speeches
with frequent quotations from the Irish poets.
Ell you wear green neck tie and carry
short club OF baekthorn, and hey a short,
black pipe stickln out Nv your vest pocket, it
will be all the better. lu Moo York your
speech may be mostly devoted to the niger,
and be particular in tEis connection to alluz
say ''d-d Niger" Pint the finger NV skorn
at them which would affiliate with em, ard
wind up with glo wing triboot to Moo York.
In PENNsYLvANY.-Ta Tariff to the Hub, and
Nv the highest and most protective kind.
Speek Nv the wealth hidden in her mountains,
and the necessity Nv protection to develop it.
Remind yOor hearers NY the old cry of "Polk,
Dallas and the Tariff Nv APP and denounee
the tree traders bought with British gold.-
Pint the finger OF skorn at em, aud wind up
aluz with a glowing triboot to the grealnis
Nv Pennsylvany. Dodge the Niger in Penn
sylvany. and the nashnel debt also, for the
people are mixed. Its our bizns afore cleo
tiOns to please the people.
In THE NoRTHwESr.-Aecep the new de-
parture and assert that no democrat desires
10 bust the amendments, or hez any idea NV
any such thing; speak w the colored man ez
a man aud brother, and refer gratefully to
his services in the late struggle for the main
tenance OF free government penounce the
tariff lin the rural deestricks) ez a swindIe on
to the west tor the purpose of buildin ,up the
6loated manufactures Nv Moo England and
fennsylVany and agin them bloated manu-
lacturers, pint the witherin finger Nv skorn
Conclood with elokent tribOot to the grand
eur Nv the northwest.
In OHIo.-Mixed. In the northern coun-
| ties accept the new deparcher-in the middle
and southern oppose it. Be high tarih IN the
iron and coal counties, and ifee tfade IN lne
| corn and wheat counties. Dodge the deot
question, and pint the finger oil skorn at them
| wich wood drag in Irrelevant tshoos. Con-
cood with CLOWN triboot to the greatnis Nv
Ohio.
In Observation-Disclosures niggerism in
all it's forms, and urge repoodiashen ez strong
ly ez possible. Say that Kentucky will
yoose force, eff need be, rather that ner-
NIT nIggers to be on an ekalty with white
men, and pint the finger NV skorn at them
wich wood degrade the white man to that
level. Conclood with a CLOWN triboot 10
Kentucky.
The Kentucky speech will do for all the
south, exceptin South Carolina and Mississip
pi In these states yoose the speechs made for
Massachusetts,, for in those states the niggers
are in the majority And i'm them the finger