The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-02-04
r. ~. scoln Of proosben of;ser above the

For the scalp of Prooshen ofiser above the
nix wv Colonel, q place in the Custom House.
Vary these stimulants ez the pecooiyer con-
struckshen NV your ~goyernmcnt when tins reaches
you may indicate, but see to it that their hOldin'
la place of some kind depends on the atponFtE NV
human gore they spill, and the country about
Paris will overflow with it. sssE@ edG
You may have decided by the time these rein
forcements get to you to make a site change from
a republic to an absoloote despOtism, and 700
may fear that ftin' for a crown might dampen
theirsardor. i aso1r 700 it won't make no differ
cnce. The troo Amerikin Dim0crat from Cork
who kir once get an ofis-woOd prefer a monarky
to a republic, for he woodent be subject to any
other chance NV dismissal than the frOwns Nv the
monark:; and they are 50 skiflful in worshIpln
any other in power that there ain no trouble
about that. There amt M more devoted advo-
Gates NV liberty and ekality than they are up TO
a certain pint. They hate kings and docks. and
earls and sicb and they are opposed to one man
treadin' the iron hoof NV oppression onto the
necks NV a fellow mar unless they are the men
wat do the treadin'. Offer them the places they
banker after, and they will yield a hearty and
enthusiastic support to ez many different kinds of
governments in a week ez ever the Frencli kin
make. ~
This is my plan for the redemsiien of France.
700 may take 1t or not, ez you choose. If 700
don't accept the offer, l shall make it to Bizmark.
My friends hev tile happy faculty Nv being abb,
10 hue eQuailJ on eiEnr sue NV any question:.
Trooly, = . q PETROLEUM v. Massey. q
, P. S.-Yoo may objeck to this skeem on the
skore that 700 wood prefer to be under German
rool than lrish-that 700 wood prefer Bizmark to
an OShauglinessy but remember that Moo York 4
hez bin under their control for years, and it still
stands. IT we kin eggist with millions NV them
over US, can't you manage to get on in some way
with only forty thousand p. Y. N. !
Ieawaits with much anxiety a response to this
note. Ef | kin only get this superiuous Eotin
material off our hands, l shall hev done a good
thing. | woodent Objeck to goin with 'em myself |
ez q %sutler, or conmissary, or sathin uv that sort
where there is congenial and profitable employ
ment: PETROLEUM v. Nasty, 7
(Which wuz Postmaster
The burden on Germany of supporting the great
number of French prisoners is very onerous, as
here is an absolute lack of shelter for them. and
Is found necessary to construct winter quarters
1t u heavy expense.
The Right Honorable Mr.. -Cardwell. Munster of |.
War, IN "a speech at Oxford, e~ulogized NJ. Bright
or his services to the country. He refIted the re-
Of the ineficiency of the army. aud contrasted
he rmament of England, Prussia and the United
The British Government he declared was
esolved to transmit to its successors an unsulIied
and to uphold the honor of England
the Queen.
The grave of Dickens, in Westminster Abbey. l.
8 now in the condition in which it will remain.
The faded wreaths and ~chaplets have been re-
loPed. On one of them was inscribed the words
L have left a monument more enduring than
And to strictly carry out the injunctions
the great noyelist's will, the tomb, now bears,
4 letters of brass sunk in the stone, the words
Charles Dickens. born February 7, 1912, Gied
une q, 1902 50 FzGSasASsS sSE8
SUNDAYS IN HEAvEN.AA child whose religious
aiming mad been constrained and sombre, ASKED
mother one day :-'' Mother, do there be any
undays in Heaven % The shocked mother re-
lied severely, 3" Any Sundays Why Heaven (
one everlasting Sunday !" Who can tell
hat inpious caricature Of the City of God was
iinted by that one single stroke before the child's
sion! After bordering it some time in the light
memory, in Ominous silence, she at length
'bbed out, =" Oh, mother, do-don't YOU think
L were just as good as Icould be all the week,
ter got up there, that may be he'd let me 90
and play a little while on Saturday after
ION ?'
The following curious sentence, 60 Sator arena
ret opera ~rotds,'' is not frst-class Latin, but
ay be freely translated 81 cease from nv work;
e mower will wear bis wheels" 1t is. in fact.
like a nonsense verse, but has these
culiarities: l. 1t spells backward and forward
e same. 2. Then the first letter of each word
the first word. 3. Then all the second z
tiers of each word spell the second word. 4.
len all the third, and SO on through the fourth
ID filth. 5. Then commencing with the last
ter of each word, spells the first word. 6. Then
next to the last, and SO on through.