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New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
T1RIE RAILWAY.-TRAINS Leave Depots

ERlE RAILWAY t.-1hAlNo Lea'e Depo1s
foot of Cbambers and foot Of 23d ST., a. follows;
Through EXPRESS Trains Chsmbest at II M
% n and n daily 2Jdst- at 845 W:s9 An snd' 10
md 6:t o. N dsr aud improved Drawing Room tosehss
arcompany tbs tSrough BuBao eonasens at Hornes
vile VII. msgnfcnt Sleeping Coaches through to Cleveland
and Gallon Sleeping Coaches accompany the IL train hon su'
$50 train from New York 70 Buffalo si
he No. Hornellsyie, Buffalo and Clneinnap
An Emigrant Train leaves daily at 7;45 p
For and Way, 1870 NJ. (2Jdst, 4;lo nj
FOR addeo-u way (23dst 3:lsp MI and Sun
says only $40 g. l21 ST.. S:l3 a. nj
For Oiisvile and Way al '30 (25d st., TED m -, A.
For N,rburgh and Way m $3.50 and A." N 'a't $50
a m. 1l5 and 4:l5 p. M - nal. ,,,,,. IT,.
.ter Train D. m. (2Jd.st. III 45 p nj ,, A.
For Pstersou and 23t Depot 6;ts s:4s and
m sl:l5 3:is 5:l5, and 6ts From ChambenSL Depot Al
e.t5 l0rOa m i2 IN. 'l:45. T. 5:l5, and 6l3 p m.
For Hs.kepssck Hsdsls 2d st. Depot at $50 NJ and
IL as 34s Is is t65 From Chanbsst Depot 9Vo
|. m. nd l. 1915, 600 and te:i5 p m .o.,x
FOR PeroYt Nyaes Taans aud WAY from 73 st. Depot 1913
l:5 t35 as 5:l5 and i6:l5 aud SATURDAYS only ~ 20
n m From Chamber Depot $50 l:30 1890 AIS t4;N,
5.i5 and t6 30 p and SATURDAYS only. 1900 midnight
Tickets for Apartments In Drawing Room ane
and for the checking 1a Of sE
rage Compsns oHees l 5S and o "
tRanbe.t 80 Greturhst Sthst and Thirdsv: ha5sn
as Fuon.s Depots foot Of Ghanbes nd foot o.
NexYorE Exchange ,nd L0ug Dock Depot Jersey O and
Of the Agents at the principal botel. wu Mann
L. ID. RUCkER, Dec2| 81 nj D.. p. - ~
GenlSupL 6'" .ro.u..,opta.t -. A A"
DAILY. 80 NJ. 49, y ", toi .I IA a'ien'-eAo oA''
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
YERMMYE 4 Co, Bankers,

10 and ~ NaSsau-st., New 1Ofks
Offer 10 investors the following Securities:
LONG ISLAND RAILROAD 1st Mortgage per cent
Bonds.
SOUTHERN CENTRAL RAILROAD tof n. " 1st Mort
gage per cent Bonds.
KALAMAZOO AND WHITE PIGEON RAILROAD ist
Mortgage per cent Bonds interest guargnteed by
Lake Shore and Michigan Southern Railroad Coz
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03

NoTIcF.-The interest due Jan. /, 1871, on the
BONDS of the STATE OF GEORGIA will be paid, on and
after that date upon surrender of the coupons, at
the Fourth National Bank, New-YOrk.
Bonds of the State of Georgia, as they mature.
will be paid upon presentation at the Banging
House Of HENRY CLEws q CO., 81 Wall-st, New
York. RUFUS Is. BULLOCK. Governor.
Erecuire Department, State Of Georgia, Aud"fd'
Nov 49, 1870,
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
THE MONEY MARKET.

MONDAY, Jan. 2-r. w.
There was no business transacted in Wall
st. to-day both the stock and Gold Boards being coscd
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
NFW- YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSU


NEW Jersey RAILROAD-FR0M FOOT 81
~ COFTLAEDTsT-For WEST HILADELPHlA sis;o snd ~
s. G:CO - 500. u night For Ph va am
Iep IA 4 o. For BALTIMORE and WAsHlhGI
Thg WEST Baltimore $50 1880 and slO m For TIE
SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST, $50 a. m., y:eOf p m SILVER
Palace ears $40 ,raiu daily sud run through
"a nshbury without change For WEST PennslVsns Hall
raad-g:3D N n. and D. m Palace attached
10 the m from NewYo TO Psourgh cnca-
natl and without Silver Palace sitsehs TO the
a. n daily through to Pitsbugh Cneunau Lou,ls
and Tickets for sale al oo CoTt
andtst depot Jersey CITY. ('Ds Satonl.ys ercepted
December 1870 W JACKSON, General superintendent
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
Steamboats, ano Railroads.


SAFETY, SPEED, AND COMFORT.
- NORWICH LINE
reHS ssssSa naSee. cSssg Pa1er % B"esoo and ase
date d. Po9s OF no I1e The .ew new and saneh steamers
''ii VI hA"AAcff7 AcIT7 oP SP NEw.LOsDoS
Pier 80 North hrer foot Of Canal srd wSttsst.
For He" London and Norwich there connecting With Express trains
Tor the above points Northern Eor4h aud Worce
For through tickets and Of egh apply The oScs Pier 40
North RSrr. - -. . J. h. SHORT, jL. Agent
NEPTUNE LINE STEAMERS Daily for
PRovIDENCE. BOSTON, WORCESTER,
c.s. i Eo5GSS T G1 % g. "a RI s P SaSySESSE @ "a
:, Deck f,re to boston, g. To PRouDfSCE 81
and Prov R for al important Eng cite. and
FOR BRIDGEPORT and all points on Housa-
slip at " noon (suuday excepted
EOR NEW-HAyEN. HARTFORD, and the
North leave Peeksp for Ne"-ayeH at a;l' and II
BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD cos
H hSE for hs WEST and and
xaBoY RAiLRoAD Per j. North River and ISIASD PRoPE;
Ea LINE Pier sS' r. Rive, e sATFs RAJ Low rs qSs
oc cP',Ss Sf corsSds.t sas. % pas. en- wSs
s $ Ct 8, fStffs @ IL E; S$.' LIN. .'
CENTRAL RAILROAD of NEW JERSEY
ss%: "a w.s s.S s.,5 : H1PisS
with Il. Leigh and saqush.nr, sroad Eaon yi 81. L.
kgh VALLEY Railroad and a connections forming Greet hne %
bugh the West without change Of also to Central Pssn
ALLENTOWN LINZ TO THE WEST.
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
Comneneing November "a 1s70-Lesvs Es~York follows:
6AnFor Femngton, Eason Bethlehem, Mach Chunf Wihss
Ptt.'on Mahnor cy TunlhannOi To".nda, wlvsI
7:40A m-for Raston. 80
sam-wHrEaN ErPR,s daily Except sundys for E.ston Allen.
Harrisburg Connects Somsrye for Pennington
at Junction soud'burs Gap scr,nOa Bssha.cn syr
Phnpsug RsstOn for AAush ChVHI kasAnoy
City, Wilkesbarre WllismsoOr, Eie, Sc
1890 a. m.-Wsy Train for sOInervile . ~,
l2m-FOr Fnngos Esson Allentown, hsueh Chunk Ashsnoy
City, Wkesbane Reading Columbia Lancaster Epsns' ro's'ns
Harrisburg, &c go ,c
$3.50 u-For BsoD Alentown hauch Chunk, and Belydefe
4:30p. m-For someryis and Femington -, -
m.-CIsCISNAII
town Reading Harrisburg Pittsburgh Chicago and Cncnnat Sleep
Palace Cars Pittsburgh and Chicago Connssu Jan<hoa
Delaware LskawanGs and Western Railroad for scransn
5:l5p. m-for somerViIs
D. m-FoE Easton.
7pn-For somervie
sp.n-(En grantl-Por Eas,on.
9:45 m-Por PlsinseG.
For Elizabeth $50 7;l5, 7O $500 sOo sJO 1870 II ~
n2 N, leo ZOO 3:ls 800 100 4;0 go: S;ls $50 s'+s,
West be obtained at the Ohe, Of the Central KA
rosd OF New Jersey Of Lb II at No Astor Mouse at
Nos. 2sl III 26 broadway 10 and the pnus pal
hotels HChkk, supennhnosnI
H. p BALDWIN. Gen Pass. AEt
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
Boaro an0 Rooms.

WINTER BOARD.-A widow lady, having
w taken the Twenty thr (Lonon-euace)
will Families Snsl Gentlemen with handsomely FUR
NISlED ROOMS and BOARD References exchanged
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03

II INDIANAPOLIS, BLOoMINGToN AND WESTERN
SEVEN PER CENT GOLD LoAN.-The Bonds are
cured by a mortgage over 2O5 miles Of completed rail-
way, from Indianapolis Ind, west TO Pekin, Ill.,,
which has q large equipment and is doing large
and rapidly increasing business. The Road connects
with most of the leading lines TO the Atlantic and
Pacific making central trunk route from ocean 10
ocean over sixty miles shorter than any other route
The Bonds have nearly all been marketed during
construction. The few remaining we offer at ~
and interest, in currency. TURNER BROTHERS,
Bankers ii NassaD-st.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
,For Piennout and Syack only
ONG ISLAND RAILROAD.

| ONG ISLAND RAILR0Ap9i Asp9irsT
On and sner MONDAY OCT a. 1870 Trans will leave James SIP
IS follows;
lO;1O a Northport Way Train. o.
800 arhor and RYerhead Express runs rouSh 10 Nseu
port on Saturday nights
D. ". Sorthpod Express o.-,--,....
$500 Hampstead Wa Train runs 10 lslp on SATURDAY hgn
500 D. nj. Sorihpo.t Way Train
Glen Cove Locust Valley Hekve angn and NoIthport leave
pnn,s,,s pont :, 10 I, m ana d6 n j. ID. BARTON supt
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
TREASURY DEPARTMENT, STATE OF ARKANSAS,
/ Ir.rI ROCK Dec Il 1h1n

NUN, bCO' 1ob Ao'"
The coupons due Jan. l. 1871 on the SIX per cent
Funded Debt bonds of this State will be paid on and
after that date upon presentation at the Union Trust
Company in the City Of New-York.
HENRY PAGE. State Treasurer.
D. B. SICKELs Financial Agent.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
Steamboats, ano Railroads.

Hartford DlRECT-State Of New-Yorll
Cty o Hartford leave Peek aly BE- ~ for IIti1r
connecting Nh ioG springfield thpe Hob bolr Nonll .L
BIistgI0 d., ks fsr lE slss. eI 1si ~ ssss VI "a
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
fora 3slaro Real Gstate for 5alf.

TOR INVESTMENT and to CAPITALISTS >
large PLOT Of GROUND Of about 10 ACRES at Bay Hdse
bg and located will he offered entirety at : 800 per
scre or about 80 per lot This veil worthy
the attention Of capitalists. Inquire of ..,o~. .r nj.
up9) HOMER hOheANi Flnes1
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03

FISK & HATCH
BdBkers and Dealers in GOyerpBcnt Securities
No. Nassau-st., New York Jan. 2, 1871
The earnings Of the CENTRAL PACIFIC RAILROAD
for 1870 reach nearly $S0C0O00, Of which about
100000 il net after paying operating expenses.
This is an increase over the previous year in Gross
Earnings Of $2,SOOCCO and in Net Earnings Of
$4,000.
The earnings for the coming year, by moderate
estimate based upon reliable data, it is believed will
exceed SlO,OOOOoO.
The security of the principal and the assurance Of
regular and prompt payment Of interest which arc
afforded in the valuable property, and immense
revenue of the Road render these bonds safe aud
reliable Investment can be made They daily
quoted the regular call Of the New-York Stock
Exchange, and of several Of the most important
Stock Exchanges of Europe, and can be as readily
sold at quoted market price The bonds Of the [. $.
Government
We deal in them as sfreely as in Government Bonds,
and are prepared to supply them in Exchange for
5-2Os., or for new investments at current market
price FISK & HATcH.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
Posr.OyrcE ASp U. \. C0rRrousE, NEv-foRk Clrr,
OFVIcR SUPERINTENDENT. Dee. is, 100.
WROUGHT AND CAST-IRON WORK


SEALED PROPOSALS viii be received te oaee o. the su
ng and putting place the cast and wroason work eIhd IN
schedules this once
iron columns beiPaes &C. and wroughiron beans Tre ke
columns beams and grte be furnished
delivered complete within four months amer date
of written the and the remainder rapidly
pogre., the and demanded BY the Supernteu
dent
The contractors will be permitted the % the deuck and engines
putting work place without charge but will he required
the u the employed working hem -hO val be furnished By
the Depsrtm when required
ScafoldnE be furnished by the contractors.
Will be made By weight for the various
ings and beams provided for 10 the schedules.
The will subiVdeJ among different BIDDERS but will
considered In the
Pssuts will be made monthly educug per until the su,
completion of the contract
An bids accompanied penal bond In the
Eve thousand dollars that the bidder w accept and perform the
~ awarded him the suneeney Of the security be bed the
u Judge Cerk Of the u y Coo District Attorney Of the district
where be resides
The Department the right to reject any all bls II
deemed for the interest Of the DO and
made the printed be obtained this
conform respe the requirements
be eonsteei neither will proposals. bs received parties
who themselves engaged In the Manufacture Of
Iron work an who have lot the facilities for getting
o rolled leans
will nd0rsed Bids for
CALVIN \. HuLBuRD, Superintendent
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
NEW YORK AND NEW-HAYEN RAIL
ROAD.

NEW YORK AND NEW -HAN EN NALL
SUMNER ARRANGEMENT
P,ssnEer Station in Ne. York. Of Twenty 'snsIt aad
FoorAT, TTiss E9iisi ESys q SswYoSk yss9'r
For Bridgeport (Rr), 1880 NJ l2;l3 (RI
f lcpi st1stfoS Fairsed Southport w..tpO iiO
For e Sos.i Ss III az tRI g n,O m la:ls rr sGrl ' 40
For DaT.D T. D ii5i M 5:ss 49o $50 ard s:2op
as so SO ss1l & a:.s 4 SIS h5 go 3 4s pm
Greenwich and Intermediate stations III" NJ '' '''''
s,pa. NAL n leave. Twenty EsuYsrf at n for
Boston via 'o'1 Sp'tG16jSS tG6SSFCrSG 1s TRAINS
For Boston via sPnngsfd 9 ,5:is a. a. "a and 'p
For Hartford and sprnsfs n 2l' tao NJ TO Hartford
For Newport L. (EI connecting with steamer ,er0u
F osssctic2. River kaioad H. l2;ls n. to Montreal
r m HSrT "a Prpvdcnse and F.Ai RalrO. l1' n
Por shore Railway Norwich and PrOesnss Eil''
For Ssraysn and northampton Railroad, sl nj 'O0p n to
Northampton and Willsmsburgh
For Hoasatouic Railroad, a. IN. and p m 4. ,x.,,
FST FST SSsa1 Ss%a1fa and sS,s SoTast s.o.
For New C,Hasn Railroad "a t;l9 80. ,aa 80 "a o to s,,
d.y Mail Tram Darns Room Car s;asAed TO n.
NEW YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON
s.. n. Chicago Express Drawing room cars attached ~ .
iOa M special Dra.ngToon Car EIRr... for oseso no 10
iO.e Northern and Western Express Dn"insT01m ears !"
ap' m Montreal Express Drawing attached w.,..
m sTpress with Sleeping through to Water
'0sT sssoss sS psse Express. VIII attached @
Rochester Buffalo Also for c6e;sS S Vi, both NJ Il ANA % Ti
will IsA,s s, a. n 81 soSdsy, attached
u u. and S ?. M, POughkeePse lTalns
go aSo sS So ana SfS S;s iI a l as '0 '0 and
ll.JO p n, Yonken trains ,
SUNDAY WAN 0t c. H. KESDRIcK G,nl Passenger Agent
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
Proposals.

u EsaIsErKs OFFICE Houston ard Green.-. New York
December u, 1870. :
PROPOSALS will be received by the under
signed until Of January H. ls7 tor drilling 6y machinery holes
for blasting pins the Engineer designate In the tun
ne aets Po Astoria Said holes To be from two ~
10 ten O feet deep and hreequarers I'D
10 W diameter Details and furnished by the
understood With this advertisement 10 he attached
proposal offered JOHN NEWTON LttoL bnglne.rs
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
BANNING AND FINANCIAL.

HARVEY FIsE. As HATCH.
FISK & HATcU
New-York tribune., 1871-01-03
Citn Real estate for Sale.
BrooSlpn acal Cs!aie for salr.

VALUABLE FACTORY PkOPhhriM ISIai aIr M,sTfI, TU'
g4LR Al Biooglyn Il. d., MOST DbsIktBIb MANOr"'
lVtl, Al 81 "r-'' i'i - ~ HOMER MORGAN, 2 Puest
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30

From the French Of Chtnsdo"' 0y HS"0
JTon oneen Of flowers rcrm'lIioned rose n
>..,,rrt1y ,,''- has the marning seen your ho"
or uucIose, ,--..,,-o-
Hnt the gentle zephyr carelessiy roves'
tr,,y,;nr thy birth to enchanting groves
c.,rinl, rladdencd, with thy glorious slEn'
1ttrrs he foras crown and sceptre ID rignI
}vcU doth thou merit royal grace >.
7E-I.e-, sDring has found upon thee oaau'!
trace
Are MT vou smiling loves flower
Ths maids ornament, pet OF the Poc'
bowers, ..,
oh flower thou shinost with iuStronS
light, ,.,t
Bn4 a'as how fast your colorS tade,
F}lrsIv has the dawn, its tribute OF dew
drops paid ,,
~ Won, two surs old age have brought,
This morning with beauteouS charms
fraught
rbou vast the gardens hope and stay,
Bot the rose has lost its beauty IN day'
In vain the graCeS crowned thy head'
It cycntide, I saw tie dead.
And the ungrateful zephyrS restless an"
fleet,
Rolled the debris Of the rose at my feet
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30
a. ToOthlesS PaOnla

Terrible times in Warrenton, Va.
are thus depicted by the Sentinel:
4 few weeks ago dentist came to
town and advertised that he would re
move all of person teeth for 50 and
insert new set for SO, besides giv,
ingeiz months credit The Warrenton
people are very fond Of bargains, so
there was a rush for the dentists
office. lie was busy for full two weeks
pulling teeth, aud at the end Of that
time halfthe people had empty gums.
and bone dust factory in the neigh
bqrheod doubled It's wcckmen so as to
grind up the teeth. Meanwhile the
people were waiting for the dentist to
fit them with new sets, the abandoned
sCoundrel eloped with the hotel keep
ers wife; and now there are two OF
three thousand people in town who
cannot eat any thing tougher than sour
and farina. All the butchers have failed
and not cracker has been sold fol
three weeks. One man, it is said
whitfield out a set Of wooden teeth fo
himself, but the first drink Of whiske,
be toOk--Warrenton whiskeY-sc
them in a blaze. and his funeral cam
off me next day. Tie dentist vii! hca
o. something greatly to his disadvan
aa.e if he comes bt OK
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30

" ILSaN, n. T., Jan. 25s 1871.
j. l.. Kitchen, Esq,
Dear Strive have had your Balding's
Pump in regular use, heginningat various
periods since March 1870, and we are free
20 say, that they are in every way Sa1isfac-
tory, there is no indication Of wear OF
carly getting out Of order. Ill the water
that nature has designed to pass through
such channel can easily be brought up
even by children for ordinary use, and by
attaching hose, and putting two to four
men to the lever, the pump at once be.
comes local fire engine throwing sufil.
cjcnt water to subdue any ordinary fire.
We therefore recommend your pump tc
the careful examination end use of the
public. L. j. Taylor, \. Barnes, Probate
Judge, 7. \. Wainwright, Williams &
Nada!, Jas. L. WoOdard, ". D. Round
tree, g. II. Griffin, NJ. l.. Rhodes, Jos. B
Davis, 3. I. Briggs, Sheriff.
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30
D

Full and explicit directions aocompany the
medicines.
BILE character furnished on application WIN
hundreds of thousands of living Witnesses ana
upward of 81, 1000 unsolicited certificates ana
recommendatory letters, many OF which @r2
from the highest sources, including clnHl, ,rL. "'
Physicians, Ciergymen, Statesmen, etc. l'
proprietor has never resorted to their PnD4iI$
ton in the newspapers; he does not ,..,lf 90 ,''
from the fact that bis articles RANK as HHI,,
ard Prepal ations, and do not need TO DC pI'I-
ped up by certificates.
Henry t HeImbch's Genuine Preparations
Delivered to any address. Secure from '0-
servation.
Established Uprcards Of T'renty Years
Sold by Druggists everywhere. AddrGsS, GII,>HY 'Y
ters for information, in contidsnGe 10
T. HEIMBOLD. Druggist and Chemist
Only Depots: Fl. T. Helmbold's DRUG T'W &'r
Chemical Warehouse, No 594 EroadWa4,.,
York or to H. L. HeImbold's Medical 1 q ''
1O4 South Tenth Street, PhiladciI ma * Il r,r
hop pFWkRE OF COUNTFRFEITS. vs. 70
HENRY 7. HELMBOLD'S! lAi.A
OTHER.
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30

In many afcct;2cs peculiar tnia.hs thr
Extract iuclu Is UneiualIed II a1T u'..-
rencdy-as i'll ChI@ros.s or rctlu.E. n-. HI
larity, Painfulnoss or Suppression ". '0>.,'.a-
ry eyacuati0ns liberated or sr.H1L, STATE. Il
the uterus, LucorrLGa or whites sc.II.". 81
for all complaints incident 10 the sex, whether
arising from lndiscretion OF h&i]tS u a'-..''-
ton. 1t is prescribed extensively l.y IL" lu.
eminent Physicians and NIdwWcs fir ,la'e-
bilda and delicate constitutions, II both 5Af7
and all ages (atteuGad WItA any Of tie ....-
GisraEos or s3StOn.s.l
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30

Henry 7. HeImboId's improved
Rose Wash

cannot be surpassed as Face Wash, and will
be found the only specific remedy III c'ul
species of Cutaneons affection. It speedily
eradicates pimples, spots, seorbutic dlEncss,
indurations of the cutaneous membrane, &C.,
dispeIs redness and incipieut int!amn atI0i1
hives, rash, moth patches, dryncss of s,e4-P
or skin, frost bites, and all purposes for "lhrh
Salves or Ointments are used; restores the
skin to state Of purity and softness, and III
sures continued healthy action to the tissue =
its vessels, on which depends the agreea',,
clearness and vivacity Of complexion so hUgA
sought and admired. But however Y&iu&,,1
a remedy for existing defects Of the SKIN. j;
L. Helmb0lds Rose Nash has long suSta',"
its principle claim to unbounded patrona.S' j..
possessing qualities which render II a ! cA,'
Appendage of the most Superlative and con-
genial character, combining Isan .clG%2p' i.'
mula those prominent requisites, S5ti'1H 4.';
Efficacy-the invasiable accompaniment I'd
its use-as a Preservative and Refrc3her u t'
Complexion. 1t is an excellent Lotion Tor "',-
eases of the Urinary Organs, arising fr'l
habits of dissipation, used i'll conncctL.A vi"
the Extracts Buchu, Sarsapafiia. and Cat1"'
ba Grape Pills, in such diseases as reconMyl'
ded, cannot be surpassed.
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30

Being prepared expressly for IT,, above
complaints, its blood-purlfying Prog.r.i . are
greater than any other preparation Of >arss-
healthy color and restores tie 1uti.uf 10 4
state Of health and purity, FIR purifying III.
blood, removing allicAronic constitutions ls-
eases arising from an impure stat. og,le ilnar
and the only reliable and efrctaal known ~
medy for the cure Of Pains and Nw,G.,. ,r
the Bones, Ulcerations Of the Throat a.l
Legs, Biotches, Pimples on tie Face. Erv,l-
pelas and all Scaly Ersptioi.s Of IL, s2l., al
Identifying the Complexion.
The Tarboro' southerner., 1871-03-30
SPUNGTANA.

lean year the ladies jump at every oiicr
Of marriise hence the term.
4 handsome young lady being asked
i she ever gave kiss, replied No. but
I've often had one stolen
An Irish magistrate, censurins some
boys for lettering in the street said
IF every body were to stand IN the
street how could anybody get by
We think it no more than right
thas men should seize sime 10y the fore
lock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or
l.,er, pulls al their hair out.
ghs reason Why woman has her way
SD much ofteeer than man IS, that both
lie and size are conscious that her way
IS best.
An Irish schoolmaster recently Ia
formed his pupils that the feminine
SENDER should be aPP|id to all ships and
vessels aHoat except mail steamers aud
nrcn>oC-war.
Buss, kiss; kiss again; piuribus to
l,iss irresnective Of sex; silybus, to
kiss the hand instead OF the lip; blum
derbus, to kiss the wrong person; ennis
Inns "a Kiss all nromiscuousIy; erebus,
to kiss in the dark
Wife, do you know that have got
the pneumouia?" New monia indeed
Snch extravacance You're the
spendthrftcst man l ever did see, 60
and lag out your money for such trash
when | DO need new bonnet so much?'
Can;ra} nnnisbment has been intro
duced into ooe of the refractory scho Is.
The other day the teacher made a
refractory boy hug a refractory girl, ard
and row of all the refractory schools
this school is the relactorist.
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