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The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
~ess Bismarck anishsd her repairs,

n0ehs Bismarck finished her repairs,
and arrived from Mound City yesterday
morning. The damage she sustained con-
sisted ofthrss shattered planks and twenty
two broksa imben. Thsse were all taken
out. Capt. Yors improved the OPportuni.
", while she was on the wsys, Of caulking
her bottom. which win save her from that
expense next summer. The Bismarck will
have her cargo ell on board this morning
aud leave for New Orleans by noon.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

- The Northwestern broke n eylin.
der. so niiss above Cairo killing Patrick
Downey, decksweeper, aged 20 years, from
Dubuque. She came here on one engine
and rsshipped her cargo on the City Of
Quincy, and returns to St. Louis.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~ The Grand Tower discharged here
$50 bales cotton, 200 pkgs hides, 30 hhd'
oil, and 80 pkgs sundries.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
DYSPEPSIA.

WsSnes's Dyspepsta Ionte ~ prepare.
expressly for IgsPcptlcs and those surcTingwHh
hab'tual cost vene-s. II isat slightly stimulating
tonic Anda sple ndid appetizer u strengthens III.
stomach and restores the digestive oTRans 81
ti~II really stare. WEEK, nsrN0u- anu ~ slsItlc
tof sale oy druggist-. Price One Dollar
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

The river il still rising very fast
II shss swollcu fully three feet since
last report and has doubtless set the
Henry Amss aaoat. She was looked for
here last evening.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

- Tie Pauline Carroll discharged
iss hhds sugar, 6as pieces steel. 10 hhds
cocoa-nuts, % hhds molssses, and 100 pkgs
sundriss at this port. ..... ....
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~ The weather Was clear, beautiful
and mild, yesterday, and seemed to give
promise Of the breaking up Of winter.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~Ths Idlswild brought hid tobscco,
~ sks wheat, i6 tons sugar, kettles and
hollowware for 81. Louis, 60 bales hay, 70
bbls meal, 10000 hoop pole', Is tons assort-
cd freight for reshipmen, south.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~ The Ohio IL rising rapidly from
Cairo " PitHburg, and there will b.
water enough 10 few days for all CLASSES
Of steamers to navigate the falls or so to
the hsad Of navigation,
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~ Tho Cumberland is rising With
eight feet water on Hsrbsth shoals, and
the Tennessee is doubtless swelling
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

. D%The Mississippi is rising al 81. Louis.
and the upper rivers arc doing likewise.
Plsaty Of water 70 that port. .
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

00The Talisman brought s,pkgs cedar
ware for Springfield, H., ago bbls -four,
$1,000 hoop poles, 4 hhds tobacco, 10 tons
sun dries for reshipmenl south.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
Cough No More.


Wsrnev's Cough Bai.a IN II healing, soft
ming ana cape Ffnptitg. The extraordinary pow.
or posse 'cs IN mmc iisiely relieving. and oven
Iunly curing, ia" most obstinate ease. OF Coughs
Colds. SCR" Throat. BrOnchtt.s, IufiuenEs, IsdAr-
most Incredible Soprotnpt IN the Tohef AMI Ger.
tlu ~ effect. ~ al the Above cases or any alice.
ton 81 The throat and lungs. that Thousands OF
physcAns arr daily prescribing 10, apd one ant al
s,y that 4 ~ the most h.alinx and aXpcctouAiing
medleln" kuowu, one docs AlaaS- aforus relief,
aud IN tns most cases one bOtue ELECTS cure.
sold ~ druggists, IN large bottles. Ifice one
l'ollnr. Ti.your own fanli " you ssill cough and
suil"T. III, balsam Wiil cugr.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~ The Sam. Brown 10 towing coal
from Cairo 70 st. Louis.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
wRyER'S
Pile Remedy.

Warmers Pile Nemeay has neyc.si He'd
tnot IN case ~ cure the very worst cAscr
OF Blind, Itching or Needing Piles. Those who
re.aiii cied should Immediate cal on tHsf drug-
i-t AMI W.kSTks PhLr RrsIbi II - expressly
for the PILES, and 10 not recommended b. care amy
other disease. II has cure dmsny ca-et OF over
tnirty years standing. Prceono Dollar. For sale
BY druggists everywhere.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

HooAand's Greek Oil
Hoonland's Germau Ditters.

HOONInnN1n GeFman MV1NPN.
$500 - ..
A Hitters without Aucshel or Sd,pees
tsnSA'
10 different from all others. Is composed OF the
pure juices or vital priAciple Of Roots, Herbs and
Barks Tor a, medically termed. extrsc,sl TIM
,-or,,,... .na ina, ,o,,,on. ., a.. ,n,,..,....
"o'."ess Anu "r.' Pv'"ons VI '"e 'ns'eaens
not tesn4u used therefore, In ono bottle OF this
Bitters there IN contained NJ much medicinal yir.
IN. A. vill bs founa IN several scllon, NJ o,l,,..
m'A'ures. Ihe hoots' eT.' used IN this bitters
are grown In Germany, their vital principles ex-
trscted in that country by scientific Cherni.t ara
forwarded to the aanufac,ory Ia thu. city, wher.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
Emnlenngogue.

warner Emur xOgue - the only arii.
Gle known 20 cure the Mhit.s, az wlli cure n
every easel Where ~ The family ~ Which this
important in.dicine " not wantedt Mothers, thu.
~ u" greatest blessing ever offered you, and you
should immediately procuT" u, II h also ssre
cure for tomal. Irregularities. snd may be- de-
dcni"d upon ~ every cas" where the monthly
now has been obstrurted through cold OF disease.
sold hy druggists, Price One Dollar. or sentby
mail On receipt ~ I'm" Dollar and Quarter
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
DR.. HOOiland's Greek OH,
On au0T1TUTE FOR A9DCU0Y
PllLn.
Tive Piils Dess.
The most powerful, yet Innocent Vegetable
Cathartic known.


IT.. not necessary TO take handful ofthese pulls
10 produce the desired effect; two Of them &C I
quickly and powerfully, cleansing the liver, stom
ingredient 10 Podophyiln, OF the slchoholic ex.
Isct II Mandrake, waich Is by many times more
powerful, acting and scare hing than the Mandrake
Itself Its peculiar action II upon the LivsF clean
ing y .Resa, from all oo.;r r with I'll the
suits attached 70 the use Of that mineral.
For all diseases, in which the use OF . cahaS tic
10 Indicated, these Pills will give entire sttsfac.
ton in every case. They sEvEs FAIL.
In cases Of Liver compl int, pyspepsis, and ex.
trerne costIveness, DIR. Hoohand's German bitters
OF Tonic should he used ~ conneciioa with the
builds up the system. The Bitters or Tonic pur-
ihes the blood, strengthens the nerves, aseuLATEs
the Liver and gives strength, energy and vigor.
Keep your bowels active with the Pills, end tone
up the system with the Bitters or Tonic. and no
Tasse medicines sse sold by ell DTugg sc and
dealers IN medicines everywhere.
Recollect that Il II Df. Hoodaud's German
Remedies, thas are 30 universally used and recon.
mesdsd; and Do not alios the prukEis, 70 induce
as good, because he makes larger profit on Il,
These Remedies will be sent by express 10 any 10.
esty, upon application 20 the PRINCIPAL OF.
FlcE, the GERMAN MEDICINE STORE S2I
ARCH STREET, Philadelphia
CHAk. II. EVANS. ProDriG ter
Ser assay q. y. JACKSON q 20.
kssDSrs ss are for ssls BY Drusgsts. Store
throughout the United states. Csnsdas. south
America AND the West indlss. For Sale By I
8AR0xaAr xsRo9..
LIIOls
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

~TAs Oceanus discharged l5s Texas
cattle here
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
" "A vsrsAys
g,sSI = Sc =;''' g M; 8 Esq sErr q. /"
IMSUR RI!
e.a t4.L .ta .t f.i..'
FIRE e.s.s ~.
HULL '... .....
LIVE STOCK
Acff!IREA N .... !. !. !.
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-, GFNA. HARTFORD, ss.
NORTH AMERICA, IA, -
A''ei axITrO DIN; s iiUS,s be .
PHGNIX, MARTFORD,
'iisfi;iii;ii; LEXIS \. 4. 80
Assets. .............. 1855, 3OS ~
PUTNAM, HARTFORD. ~
CLEvE i.i III; 20 GI.EvS.f .ASi 4:
HOME, COLUMBTS,
xMERiCxiN;i' CEXrRAGI:,s NO s.
Aooct0......... ........... 800. 900 90
CONN. MUTUAL LiFE,
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LIFE 4 ACCIDENT,
RAILWAY PAS0ENGESS NJ.
SCRANCE CO., HART,
Ase1se: u -. 80. 500 0ooSpo0 90
1NDERUUDENT, DOStON,
Assess,. .".......".... $3.50, 500 6S
Stafford, Morris { candss,
n OHIO LEVEE q.
i.- 40
City National Bank,
uolVAp bzs i0AAro. I1l.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
Special Notices.

Asa rule, the perfumes now IN use have no per
IN cnry. An hour or two after their use, there
no Iracc OF porfu,n, left. How different il the re-
mi, succeeding tho use of hurry and Lanman'
Florida wa,or. pays after liz application the
handkerchief cKhalcs most delightful, delicate
~ .'.-,,nLIc irarrapre uaridcodly
-
Iyp --I....tCn 81. TySES CONStAH
mrs go GO yO FLOgTDI ~
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21
The 8ul1etin
THE RIVER.
PORT LIST.


PORT LIST.
.I4I1.,r1V.is. ..t 90
Jas, Fisk, S. Paiucsh
- Arlington, Columbus
Tigscss New orleanS,
w. II. Brown, st. Louis,
Contene entail,
a Northwestern, 81. Louis,
Kate Kinney, Louisville,
- Gen. Anderson, 81. Louis,
c. B. Church, New Orleans,
City Of Cairo st. Louis,
Alice Dean, Cincinnati.
st. Joseph, 81. Louis
Arxoey, Cincinnati,
A. Baker, Wabash,
Cnv OF Quincy, Louisville
Armsdillo, New Orleans,
Occsnus, Shreveport, r-
Indian, Evansville, -
Minnie, st. Louis.
Tali.man, Nashville,
Sam, Brown, st. Louis,
"a. p Carroll, New Orleans,
Grand Tower, Memphis,
Petrol, Pomeroy,
(. Bismarck, Md, City,
/" silver Bow, 81. Louis,
DEPARTURES.
Jas, Fisk, jr, Paducah,
Arlington, Columbus.
Tigress, Louisville,
/" W. II. Brown, -
/" Continental, New Orleans,
Northwestern,
~ Kate Kinney, New Orleans,
/" Gen Anderson, TIM, River,
G. B. Church, Cincinnati,
- City Of Cairo, vicksburg,
Alice Dean, Memphis,
81 Joseph, Memphis,
Argosy, New Orleans,
+. A. Baker, -
City Of Quincy, New Orleans,
I" Armsdillo, Cincinnati,
I" Oceanus, ST. Louis,
/" Indiana, New Orleans,
/" Idlewild, Evansville,
Minnie, Ark, River,
Talisman, -
Sam, Brown, St Louis,
p. Carroll, st. Louis
I" Grand Tower, st. Louis,
Petrol, Memphis,
Bismarck, New Orleans,
Silver Bow, Shreveport,
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-21

s~Businsss hers continues fair.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
Pro and Cen.

Proponent.-I desire to submit for solu-
ton proposition of law.
Consultant.-Propose.
Pro.-What is the difference between
the taking of private property for public
use, and The taking of public property for
private use?
Con.-Cometh in the lee lOciS
Pro.-Yea or nay, as you like.
Con.-According to the laws Of New
York, there is no more difference than
there is between Tweedledum and Tweed
ledee.
Pro- beg to assure you there is o
greater difference.
Con-I apprehend, then, that the one
is the exercise of the right of eminent
domain and that the other is the right OF
pre-eminent domain.
Pro.-Give your basis.
Conf base the distinction upon the
difference between an alderman and
man made of less plant timber.
Pro.-I acknowledge the force Of you
argument, but the conclsion is not salts
factory.
Cor.-I give it up.
Pro.-The difference between the tax
ing of private property for private use. is
that the one is co1fscation and the othel
is Jimfscation.--Legal Nescs.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12

A certain gentleman, who was regular
frequenter of the greenroom of Drury
Lane Theatre, in the days of Lord By
ron's committee, and who always stood
quietly on the hearth-rug there, with his
back to the fire, was in his usual place
one night when a narrative was related
by another gentleman, newly returned
from the continent, of barrier duel that
had taken place in Paris. A young Eng
lishman-a mere boy-had been despoiled
in a gaming house in the Palace Royal.
had charged a certain gaming Count with
cheating him, had gone out with the Count
had wasted his fire and been slain by the
Count under the frightful circumstances
of the Counts walking up to him, laying
his hand on his heart, and saying, 'You
are brave fellow-have you mother?'
and on his replying in the affirmative, re-
marked. cody, Il am sorry for her," and
blowing his brains out. The gentleman
on the hearth rug paused in taking pinch
of snuff to hear this story, and observed,
with great placidity, 81 am afraid must
kill that rascal A few nights elapsed,
during which the green room hearth rug
was without him, and then he reappeared
precisely as before, and only incidentally
mentioned, in the course of tho evening,
Gentlemen, 1 killed that rascal p He
had gone over to Paris on purpose, had
tracked the count to the same gaming
house, had thrown a glass of wine in his
face in the presence of all the company
assembled there, had told them that he
was come to avenge his young compatriot
and had done it by putting the Count
out of this world, coming back to the
hearth-rug as if nothing had transpired.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
A Coed way to Preserve Eggs

The most convenient and satisfactory
way to preserve eggs fresh that we have
ever tried is to punch numerous holes in a
tin pail, fill 1t with fresh eggs, lower the
pail with the eggs into kettle of melted
tallow, which is as hot as can be without
burning ones fingers when thrust into the
liquid; then lift the pail out quickly, and
the melted tallow will flow out, leaving a
thin coating over every egg. Let the eggs
be removed as soon as possible from the
pail, and be placed on the ends in keg OF
barrel which should be kept in cool eel
lar until the eggs are wanted for use. We
have kept eggs in this manner more than
six months, so fresh that expert judges
supposed they were fresh. AS the egg
are SO much colder than the melted tallow
a thin pellicle of cold tallow will bt
formed almost instantly, which will rem
der the shell impervious to air.-N. Y
Observer.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12

A handsome bachelor clerk in one of
the most popular dry goods stores in At
lanta is smitten with fair resident of
neighboring city. The father of the
young lady came to Atlanta recently, and
registered at the hotel where the bachel-
or clerk boards. As soon as the discoy-
cry was made the old gentleman was look
ed up and made the recipient of earnest
attention (such as all Of US have and are
disposed to pay the parents ofthe chopped
for"), to ingratiate himself into his paren-
tai favor.
Just before dinner the old gentleman
wanted information of the young one
where he could get drink of "peach and
honey"
"Well, / don't know myself, but I've
heard that in bar-rooms good liquors are
kept" was the innocent reply.
The old gentleman asked the young
one to show him tho way.
Certainly though / don't drink my
self" replied the setotaller.
Arrived at the bar. the want Of the old
gentleman was made known, when the bar
tender remarked: Il suppose you will
take gin and sugar, as usual, MIR. -
| He had orter" winksd sooner.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
BEFORE AND AFTER MARHI-
AGE.

Who told me that / once was fair,
And begg'd from me q braid of hair,
That he might in his bosom wear?
Ny Lovcrl
Who loiter'd near me night and day,
And press'd me oft to sing and play,
And would not take for answer-NayY
-a3 My Lover!
Who filled my album full of lays
OF love, and compliments and praise,
And on me with delight would gaze?
$50 RI My Lover!
Who once because young dragoon
Retain'd my glove, message soon
Dispatched-and fought him the next
noon? 8i My Lover?
To him I was perfection quite. 'l.
All that | SAID or DID was right;
was his ''guardian angel bright ]"
My Lover!
'Tis thus weak woman's heart is won;
''ris by duplicity she's - done"-
All where is now my lover gone?
Ny Loverl
My LOVER THEN-my Husband NOW!
How changed the aspect of his brow !!
My Husband!
Who now has eyes for ALL but BfE?
Who seldom stays at home for tea,
And then does yawn with ennui?
My Husband?
I never now inspire his muse;
My simplest wish he'll now refuse?
And oft will rudely me abuse
My Husband!
Who, if I'm slighted at ball
Or dinner, by some snob won't call
Him to account?--no; not at all
My Husband!
Who cayils at each household bill,
And thinks L manage very ill,
And yet insists on hot joints still?
My Husband!
Who calls my boys rude, brawling brats
And my sweet girls, young pceyish cats,
And swears he can't afford them hats?
My Husband!
Who kissed, the other day, my maid,
(The nasty, good-for-nothing jade
And laugh u when / did him upbraid;
My Husband!
Look on that picture then on this,
And calculate your chance of bliss
Connubial-each artless Miss
Who's painting for Husband!
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
SroNY PoINT, Hawkins County, Tenn, }
Oct 9TH. 1871.

STONY IOlNT, 1lWkluS SOuutJ, ACAh.,
Oct. 9TH, 1871. J
MEssRs. EDITORS HERALD AND
TRIBUNE As your worthy paper circu-
lates to considerable degree in this coun-
ty, and more particularly in this locality,
we thought perhaps that you would not
discard the idea of communication from
a subscriber now and then. We look up
on your paper as one worthy of support
and it is an oft repeated remark by many
of our citizens that it is the most readable
and interesting paper that is published Ii
East Tennessee. The reader of a country
newspaper looks forward to the coming o.
his weekly visitor with pleasure, when ht
feels that it will be filed with the trans
actions and occurances of the day, or ol
modern times, also he looks for something
from the Editor in the way of local mat
tors, of Education, of tie fertility ant
picturesque beauty of onr own section, O
condemnation of drunkenness, and the u.s.
of ardent spirits. We like to see coun
ti-y newspaper try and build up the NOR
ais of the country. When We wish T.
rad State news or Iove-sick tales and an'
novels. we can find them amongst any ol'
rubbish of waste papers, or at Bookstores
SUBSCRIBER.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
The Revised CatechIsm.

FIRST class in modern Moral Philosophy
stand up and recite: -.
What is the chief end of man?
In what way?
A. ID ishonestly if we can; honestly i
we must.
Who is God, the one only and true?
A. Money is God. Gold and green
backs and stock father, son, and the ghost
of the same-three persons in one; these
are the true and only God, mighty and
supreme; and William Tweed is his
prophet.
Name the twelve disciples.
A. st. ASS Colt Hall, whereon the
prophet rode into Jerusalem st. Connol-
ly. the beloved disciple; ST. Mathew Car
nochan, that sitteth at the receipt of Gus
toms; st. Peter Fisk, the belligerent dis
ciples; st. Paul Gould, that sufereth
many stripes and glorieth in them st.
Iscariot Winans; st. Jacob Vanderbilt,
the esteamed disciple; st. Garvey, the
charitable !; st. Ingersoll, of the holy
carpets; st. N. Y. printing g., the meek
and lowly, that letteth not its rgiht hand
know what its left hand taketh: St. Peter
Hoffman, that denied his (Irish) master
when the public cock had crowed six or
seven times; ST. Barnard, the wise judge,
who imparteth injunctions in time of trou-
BILE, whereby the people are instructed to
their salvation.
How shall man attain the chief end
of life?
A. By furnishing imaginary carpets to
the Court House, apocryphal chairs to the
armories. and invisible printing! to the
city.
Are there other ways?
A. Yea. BY purchasing the quaran-
tine apostle for price; by lightering
shipmen ofall they possess by proceed
ing through immigrants from over sea !;
by burying the moncyless at the public
charge and transhipping the rest 0 miles
at $40 head. BY testing iron work for
buildings. BY furnishing lead and iron
gas-pipes to the Court House and then
conveying the impression in the bill that
they were constructed of gold and silver
and set with diamonds. BY taking care
of the public parks at So an inch. BY
loafing around gin mills on salary un-
der the illusion that you are imparting
impetus to shovel on the public works.
Are these sufficient? Ifnot. what shall
man do else, to be saved?
A. Make out his bill for ten prices and
deliver nine of them into the hands of the
prophet and the holy family. Then shall
he be saved.
Who we're the models the young were
taught to emulate in former days?
A. Washington and Franklin.
Whom do they and should they emu
late now in this era of larger enlighten,
ment?
A. Tweed, Hall, Connolly, Carnochan.
Fisk, Gould, Barnard, and Winans.
What works were chiefly priced for the
training of the young in former days?
A. Poor Richards Almanac, the Pill.
grim's Progress, and the Declaration oi
Independence.
What are the best priced Sunday school
books in this more enlightened age?
A. st. Halls Garbled Reports, st
Fisk's Ingenious Robberies, st. Carno.
chan's Guide to Corruption, st. Gould on
the Watering of stock, St. Barnard's In
functions, St. Tweed's Handbook of Nor
ais, and the Court House edition of the
Holy Crusade of the Forty Thieves.
Do We progress?
A. You bet your life
Yours truly, MARK TWAIN.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12

THE Boston Traveller says gentle
man Of that city, while travelling in Europe.
had his watch stolen from hin, IN Vienna.
and offered reward equal to $50 in onr
money. The watch did not appear. and
when returning toward America. he Left
his name address and the number of his
watch. A year has since gone, and he
gave up all hopes of ever seeing it. whea
few days ago his watch came TO him IN
Boston, the only charge upon it being one
of fifty cents for express transportation
from New York. The thief had been
arrested in Vienna, the watch found upon
him, and forwarded by the city govern
ment of Vienna FREQ of charge TO this
city. g
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
FREE GRADED SCHOOL.
EAST TENNESSEE
Institute.

THE TRUSTEES ARE HAPPY TO
Il announce that this Institution, re-or-
ganized in September last under the pres
ent Board of Instruction, has had the
most gratifying success. More than one
hundred pupils were in attendance the
last session. The Principal has long been
known in this region as unsurpassed in eX-
perience, enterprise and skill as an educa-
tor, and his associate teachers are all emf
nently capable. earnest.
THE Trustees and Faculty intend to af-
ford young Ladies in this Institute facili-
ties for thorough, complete and harmo-
nious development of their physical, in
tellectual. moral and social nature; such
an education as is demanded by the rap
idly increasing culture and refinement OF
the South, and thus Obyiate the necessity
OF sending our daughters to distant and
expensive schools at the North.
The Fall Session of 1871 will commence
on yyedn eSssIy September 6tgs, and
continue twenty weeks.
For further particulars, address James
H. Cowan, President of the Board of Trus-
tees; Hugh l.. White, Secretary. or
NJ. G. BUTLER,
auglOm3 Principal.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1871-10-12
Hsw 70 quarrel with a wife.

Wait until she Is ut her toilet prepare
tory to going out. She will be sure TO ask
you if her bonnet is straight. Remark
that the lives of nine-tenths Of the women
are passed in thinking whether their bon
nets are straight, and wind up with the
remark that you never knew but one wo-
man who had common sense about her.
Wife will ask you who that was. You.
with sigh, reply: "Ahl never mind"
Wife will ask you why you did not marry
her. You say abstractedly, "A why.
indeed?' The climax il reached by this
time, and regular row is sure TO follow.