The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-12-02
New Dictionary.

A scratch race-Monkeys.
A notice of :: peal-Lightning
Something to boot-A foot.
The auctioneer's Intlse-ssIbid.
A volume OF love-Your blankbook.-
A s.storied bard''-The noveliest's
pay.
How to get rid of f1eas-Kill them.
Arelatiye beauty-A pretty cousin.
The waman's cltlb-The broOinstick.
The board Of health-A plain diet.
A bad policy-ore that has runout.
Case" hardened people-Printers.
Meantime-When ones note falls
due.
borrowed ddiscourses-Lent sermons.
The largest cup of frolic-the hio-
cup. .
House decorations-WO
A hair'ern scare EN- inyentiOn-The
chignon.
A woinan's best point-Point lace,
Dead loc.>s-Chignon.
Backgamuon-A lady's waterfall.
Burning ords-A dictionary in
flames.
The dress circle-Crinoiine.
The ''rest" of the week-Sunday.
Smoking carriages-Engines.
A long staircase (Starecase)-A tele-
scope.
4 IIand-to Mouth Existence-That
of a dentist.
Mere matter of fornl-fitting dress.
a deer country-A stag-natiOn.
A green .grOcer-One who trusts.
The last thing out-The gas.
Piece inailerS-Sea nStreSSes.
Girl loafers-Fenlale bakers.
A dead language-Obituaries
A match game-Incendiarism.
Preferred stock-Tlat which is best.
The modern song Of love-Cupidity.
The color of a storIn-Blew.
Damaged garInents-Libel suits.
Steady on his pegs-A shoemaker.
Parlor -kerosene-lamps.
Maids of honor-Those who do not
iilt suitors.
Galley slaves-Printer' devils.
A chop for breakf;lst-IIash.
battle. ~
Pleasant checks i'll life-Bank
checks.
The raw material-Undone steak.
4 head wind-A sneeze.
TO those who are in pecuniary diff
| cIlltieS-STet out.
An eccentric Chucl1ing an
old maid under the chin.
| Drawback-Toothaclie
/ ..Home brood'-The children.
| Boston's favorite-Jamaica plain.
4 dip in the briny''-Pickled
pork. m
Something to chalk down-The
price Of milk.
/ On the rise-A bakers stock.
| A .spicked nine'-The MUSES..
How to be wise-Drink sage tea.
Very much red-Tomatoes and war
news.
Noose-paper-The marriage certifi-
cate.
The Aldermen to their dinner
Gorge us!
a crack corps-Tiie burglars.
Doing a heavy business-The iron
dealers.
4 Advice to doctors-Live and let
j live.
i The height of the season-F'ahren-
heit.
What auctioneers like to see-For-
bidding countenances.
! A bawl-roon-The nursery.
i Steady work-svalking Oh the tight
rope.
4 Spicy detaiIs-Statistics Of the nut
meg State.
I The Oldest top in the world-Moun-
4 tain top.
Wide-awake hats-Those without
nap! e
High words-Dialogue in a bal
loon.
Universal topics-The Rhine and
the rhino.
Contraband OF war-The pipe Of
peace.
The proper beverage for milkmen-
Pail ale.
The minister of the interior-'sWit-
tles.''
i Geometrical figures of the bibulous
i l-Rye-tangles.
The hire cIass-Laborers.
The lore class-Schoiars.
+ Crewel b,lsincss-W Worsted work.
4 time to run-When you are in a
hurry.
II To make hot. bed-Set the mat
tress Oh fire.
Tbs best sschurcll service'-Matri-
mony.
The sweetest of strains-Trying to
lift pretty girl on u horse.
The way to raise the wind-Fan an
! heircss at Saratoga.
t Stage carpenters-Actors who saw
, the air and bore the audience.
Contentment--Po sit in the house
} and see other people stuck in the mud.
The greatest curiosity in the world
, "A wonan,s.
Joint proprictors-Butchers.
= An attached couple-Oyster-sh
Capital sport Money hunting.
: An obscure life-The fy's in am
Z Der.
Flat fllsehood-Lying on your
Vegetable philosophy Sage advice.
: Light empioynent-Building cas-
ties in the air.
/ The swiftest arm of military ser.
: vice-.The fleet.
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