The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1871-01-19
BREyITIES AND LEyITIES
Sheet musie-singing in bed.

\ Sheet musie-singing in bed. afT
A hairy nothing The result Of o
boys first shave. r..,
| Tuneful lyre-The music teacher who
broke his engagement ',ulc.bA .
To get q brown rag out of,veal-Takt
the rag by ono corner and pull it Out
Quietly but firmly.
| Victoria appropriately selects widows
for "ladies in waiting" ut.,
A New York gentleman is gaining
fame by making his young lady friends
presents Of $500 baskets Of flowers.
Whatever Midas touched turned t.
goldb In these days. touch man with
gold and he'll tarn into anything. bod
"a Georgia editor has had his pistol
stolen. He advsrtises to give tho thiei
its contents and no questions asked if
he will return il hdisG ln l@s9 edT
Figaro calls Oliver Wendell Holmes
famous poem of the "one Horse Shay
a "one horse chef d'oeure." "'' 'l ~'
A Wisconsin female suicide burglar
drank boiling water. She didntd die, but
her appetite is poor.
An Alabamian, out of shot, used box
Of pills to shoot chicken with. He
complained OF the flavar. g.. ...r,
What's the difference between q, chilly
man and a hotdogP Ono wears a great
coat and the other pants. a
An Ohio lycenm is trying to cipher
out "which is the oldest battle cry,
Erin 60 bragh or Indi go blueS" r.
Do the botanists know whether Nebu-
chadnezzar, when ho was doomed to cat
the grass, had any laurels on his browse?
1t was wise negro, who in speaking
OF the happiness Of married people said,
"Dat 'ar pends altogeddor on how doy
Rys deyselves' L.
II We were only half as lenient to the
living as we are TO the dead, how much
happiness might We render them, and
how much remorse might we DO spared
when the grave has closed over them.
A farmer ut Scipio. n. Y, has q turkey
that has laid 100 eggs in 100 days, never
missing day on account Of sickness or
circus in town, or anything,
The Norfolk police force went on on
egg-nog bender Christmas, and one-half
the force had to commit tho other half
to the stationhouso by night 2. ..1
Il don't want ANY better proof Of q
good hod-carryer, says j. Billings, thaa
to hear another hod-carryer say lie is a
cussed phool and don't understand his
business. .IsH 1s" .agg1 a#.
They are nonehalant about olopementt
in Colorado. A paper there cooly re-
marks that "Iim Browns sare hen
pegged out with Bill Weeks last Monday
leaving Tim three children TO care for
Better to suffer without cause than to
have cause for suffering. N'
Whose stoppeth his ears at tho cry of
the poor, he shall also CRY himself but
shall not be heard.
II We do not want our faults noticed
we must not speak Of the faults OF 9TH
ers. .....5..r ..., .........f..,..,, %; ,-...t
Buy the truth and sollit not also wis-
dom and instruction and understanding
Even q fool when he holdeth his peace
is counted wise; and he that shutteth
his lips is esteemed o nun Of under
standing, ".h ''a, " 't''a,''' d I'.''
Never speak loud to your family unless
the house is ON fire. h58a
The Esquimaux aro tho best natt,rod
people in the world M, MIMI gr.tgi,r,
It's noticeable fact that 1peopleiwho
change their nindoften ncverget u good
one. 80 ..'
He that coyoreth q transgression pro
cureth love, but he that repeateth amat-
ter separstoth very friends. '' sa' '"'''
If you have been tempted to evil fly
from it it is not falling into the water.
but lying in it, that browns. .1oni ns7if'.
One-AaH of tho children ofEngland dc
not go to school Thirty per cent. Of the
EngIsharmy can not read or write. : 20
Have the courage TO wear your OLD
clothes until you can pay for new ones.
Occasional praise is wholesome as vel
as agreeable. IadialV ybtH hst sH
Donot choose your our friend BY his looks, \ ooqkijs,
handsome shoes often pinch tho feet. 10
The world estimates men by their sue
cess in life and by general consent it il
evidence of superiority OF q certain kind
How To crot Tho axa OF 1uaiiuht of n Esl