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The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

The combined population Of the eight lar
gest cities of the United States-New York
Philadelphia, St Louis, Chicago, Baltimore
Boston, and Cincinnati-are less than the
population of the city Of London, as announc-
ed by the recent British census.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Out West they tell IA story of dog which
was greatly interested in music. He at
tended a singing school, and was subsequent
ly found in the back yard with music book
in front Of him, beating time with his tail on
tin pan, bowling ''Oid Hundred"
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
FORGET THEE!

Forget thee. Ask the violet blue,
In yonder howry bed,
If it fcrgets the pearly dew
That trenbles OH It's head.
Forget thee! Ask the vesper star
That gilds the evening skies,
If, in the blazing amplitude,
It Ger forgets to rise.
Forget thee Ask the bid Of fight,
With rich aud glossy wing,
If it forgets the moorland green
Of sweet and early spring.
Forget thee. Ask the blushing rose
That opes its petals fair,
If it forgets the rain that throws
lis fragrant moisture there.
Forget thee. Asl; the blighted heart,
Bcreft Of every friend,
ii it forget the holy spot
Where weeping willows bend.
Forget thee. Ask the mother now,
With sad and fearful eyes,
So guileless in the skies.
Forget thee. Ask the harping thrcng
That fill the courts on high,
If they forget TO sing their song
Of triumph through the sky.
Forget thee! Ask the child light,
Wreathed with undying flowers,
If he forgets the wreathlet bright,
Culled from celestial bowers.
Forget thee! I can ne'er forget
A face so sweet as thine;
Thine image is forever set
Within this heart of mine;
And when meath other skies | be,
And brave the oceans foam,
Florence, my thoughts will turn to thee
To thee and thy bright home.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

A young man in Indiana lately became 50
frightened at u widow persistent attempts to
marry him that he turned over to her all his
property and ran away.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

An exchange paper has this rather ''repel-
lant' paragraph: Notices Of Base Ball Clubs
inserted at the rate of 81 for five lines, one
time"
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

In Philadelphia, when policeman wishes
to get up reputation for good conduct, he
shoots the first harmless dog he sees on the
streets and then gives some newspaper repor-
ter 6rst-class hydrophobia item.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.

Eoery drop of the SARSAPARILLIAN REsOL-
VENT communicates through the Blood, Sweat,
Urine, and other fluids and juices of the system
the pigor Of life, for it repairs the wastes of the
body with new and sound material Scrofula,
Syphilis, Consumption, Glandular diseases, Ul-
GERS in the Throat, Mouth, Tumors, Nodes in the
Glands and other parts of the system, Sore Eyes,
Strumorous discharges from the Ears. and the
worst forms of Skin diseases Eruptions, Fever
Sores, Scald Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rheum. Err
ysipelas. Acne, Black Spots, Worms in the Flesh,
Tumors, Cancers in the Womb, and all weakening
and painful discharges, Night Sweats, Loss of
Sperm and all waste of the life principle, are
within the curative range of this wonder of Mod
ern dentistry, and few days use will prove to
any one using it for either of these forms of di-
sease its potent power to cure them.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
BUYER AND SELLER +!

My stock, at the present day, is a general as
sortment of twelve Q2) different Branches-all
combined in one Store. I can sell cheaper and
give better goods for the same money, than any
other house in this city.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

At Atlanta, Georgia, the municipal author
tiles propose to legislate against COWS loating
on the sidewalk.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

The name Of Seven-Up is claimed by new
town in Iowa. 1t is fanciful, pretty, and suG,-
gestive.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

A man who has repeatedly tried them says
that all the short cuts to fortune are horribly
overcroWded
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Visana, California, CLANS to have the big
sest tree of the Big Tree" region, tree with
a trunk forty feet four inches 10 diameter.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Divorce business is brisk in Chicago. One
hundred and twenty applications for sep
.aration in one week.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

A London jeweller has been five years at
work upon W .tch, and it will be worth $lO,
900 when tiuisnp!
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
HEALTH! BEAUTY!

STRONG AND PURE RICH ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
OF FLESH AND WEIGHT-CLEAR SKIN
AND BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION
SECURED TO ALL
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Mary Cary says that if husl anas generally
knew what heir wives thougl t of them, sui
side would be moro common occurrence.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Poverty and pride are inconvenient com
panions but when idlcness untes with them,
the depth Of wrctchedness is attained.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

GIHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RAILROAD
~ On and after THURSDAY June lst, Pas
senqer Trains leave Richmond Sunday excepted)
as follows
$50 A. M-lfa1 Train for the White Sulphur
Springs connecting at Gordonsville with the Or
angc, Alexandria andIanassas train for Wash
ington and North, and Lynchburg and South.
1856 ?. M.-AccommodQtion Train for Gordons-
Vile.
On and after the the 18th of JUNE a PASSEN-
GER TRAIN viii run daily Except Sunday be-
tween Staunton and the White Sulphur, as fol-
lows:
Leave Stauaton at SIS a. m.
Arrive at White Sulphur at 1882 p. m.
Leave White Sulphur at 2:35 p.
Arrive at Staunton at 7:44 p. m.
Through tickets at low rates, sold to all points
Northwest and Southwest.
Further information may be obtained at the
company's offices.
No Passenger Trains will Sundays.
A. Fl. PERRY,
General Superintendent.
James z. Netherzaad, Gen'l Ticket Agent.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Holiness Of heart is the jewel-casp that
binds humanity to heaven.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

REAT BARGAINS
O IN FIRsT-CLAss DRY GOODS AT
Davis A. Kayser's New Store,
No. "A Main Street,
STANTON, VA.
He has now full store of new and elegant
goods, containing all the neao style Dress Goods.
Calicoes, Ginghams, Flannels, Bleached and
Brown Cottons and Sheetings, Irish Linens, Ia
BILE Damask. Curtain Laces, French Muslins,
Handkerchiefs, Laees, Embroideries, Harris
Seamless Paris Kid Gloves, Shawls, City-made
Shoes, English Cotton Hose, and host of othe.
things. offered at the very lowest cash figures.
april 13-tf
c. GROVE. GEO. II. HUDSON.
Hin. Copper and Sheet Iron
i establishments,
AUGUSTA STREET, STANTON, VA.
We are prepared to do ROOFING, GUTTER
ING and JOB WORK, at the shortest notice and
in the best manner, out of the best MATERIAL
Charges reasonable, either in cash or country
produce
We respectfully solicit share of the public
patronage. j. c. GROVE & co.
july 27-3m
pOOGMER e. IsDBzsETT,
- Builders and Contractors,
STANTON AND LEXINGTON.
Contracts undertaken in this and other countiesa
All work in the building line promptly
and neatly executed.
Highest cash price paid for seasoned lumber.
july 13-6m
ENT'S-Finc Calf BOOTS. at
~ ns-y4,f G. L, WELLER'S
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
" II LIN cry GOODS.

" I J. LIN cry GOODS,
Manufactured and sold by
MRS. GLADKE
This department has been fitted up lately re
gardless Of expense, for the comfort and accom-
mediation of Ladies, and is well stocked with a
FULL ASSORTMENT in this line, such as
RIBBONS AND FLOWERS,
LACES,
PLAIN AND DOTTED NET.
ILLUSION SILKS,
TARLTONS,
also,
HATS, BONNETS AND STRAW GOODS,
All Shapes, Styles, and Sizes
for
LADIES AND CHILDREN
Space will not permit further description
Ny store is now more crowded with goods than
ever, and it is pleasure to me to hear every one
exclaim that they arc GOOD and CHEAP.
CHARLES A. GLADKE
N. B.-We ask but one price-all goods sold
Retail at wholesale prices. july l3-tf
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
y. A. g Y. nj. I5ECKLE'S.

MAIN STREET, STANTON, VA
We have now on hand and are manufacturing
every day, and receiving from the Eastern cities,
the most attractive and desirable Furniture ever
offered in this market. There is nothing in the
Furniture line we cannot furnish good and as
cheap as can be purchased in the Valley, or the
State We call attention TO few articles, such
as Parlor and Chamber Sets, Of Walnut, Mahog-
any, Oak and painted work; also Bureaus, Bed
steads, Washstauds, Tables, Mattresses, Chairs,
SC.
N. B.-We have always hand Metallic Cases
and Caskets Undertaking promptly attended to-
iune 8-tf J. A. & Y. NJ. BICKLE
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
HOW is THAT FOR WAR PRICES
GIL-ADKEj'S.
as he leaves no stone unturned to. hunt up bar
gains, and is not living in Auction Rooms
THATS ALL .MOONSHTNE!

Any one familiar with these places knows that
a man cannot live on Red Herring and Cracker
am happy 10 inform customers and the pub
lie at large, that my brother,
j. GLAD kE,
of Elmira, New York, will open large Whole
sale House in New York this coming Fall. 1
have arranged with him to buy goods for me. He
is well posted in the New York Markets, very
lose buyer, and has very large capital to back
i'm. In conclusion, beware of smoothed ton
ued sharIers, ard remember that
''CHEAP CHARLEY''
Is still in the field and always in front of the line
of battle, ready and willing to sell good goods at
very small profit.
Respectfully,
CHAS. A. GLADKE
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
A ,gvTENTEON BUILDERS

A rgvTENTIDN BUILDERS!
N take this method to infoT m the public
that I have resumed the CARPENTER business
in all its branches. All work done in the most
workmanlike manner Prompt attention will be
given to all orders.
N. BIZ have secured the services of Mr.. Jno.
Fl. Shomo. as Superintendent. who will give his
personal attention to all work.
JOHN D. SHOMO,
moyl1-tf Staunton, Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
may lift
THE BEST WHEAT FAN.

We call the special attention Of every Farmer
that may be in want of Wheat Fan to the
MORNING STAR FAN,
manufactured at Charlottesville. 1t is the best
and most substantial Fan ever offered in this
market. Call and examine it at our store.
july 1-tf P. 3. HOGE BRO.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

GENTLEMEN can find all the latest
y" Novelties in HATS, at
may Aft C. L. WELLER s.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
FEVER AND AGUE.

Ferer and Ague cured for fifty cents There is
not a remedial agent in this world that will cure
Fever and Ague, aud all other Malarious, Bilious,
Scarlet, Typhoid Yellow and other Fevers aid
ed by Radaeay's Ptzzs) so quick as Raayay's Ready
Relief Fifty cents per bottle. 15
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
NeeO Yorl; Advertisements.
IL. r.. IL.
Railways READY RETTEF

IL. r.. Ee.
Railways READY RET,TEE
CURES THE WORST PAINS
In from One to Tweney Minutes.
NOT ONE HOUR
after reading this advertisement need anv ona
SUFFER WITH PAIN.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF is A CURE FOR
EVERY PAIN. -rt
1t was the first and is c.tsttt
a3ae Only Pain Remedy
that instantly stops the most excruciatiur Main.
aays Inflammation, and cures Concessions
whether OF the Lungs Stomach, Bowels. or other
glands or organs, by ona application,
In FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES
no matter how violent or excrutiating the pain
the RHEUMATIC, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippled,
Nervous, Neuralgia, or Frustrated with disease
may suffer,
The application of the Ready Relief to the part
or parts where the pain or difficulty exists will
afford ease and comfort. 5g
Twenty drops in half a tumbler of water will
in few moments cure Cramps, Spasms. Sour
stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dirarrhea,
Collie, Wind in the Bowels and all Internal Pains
Travellers should always carry bottle of Rad
ecay's Ready Relief with them. A few drops in
water will prevent sickness or pains from change
of water. 1t is better than French Brandy or
Bitters as a stimulant.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
St0as2etoaa advertisements.

St0at22t029 Advertisements.
CHARLES G. WHE1AT.
" Successor to Richardson & Wheat,)
Corner OF HAHN ssRa Augusta Sts.,
Staunton, Virginia.
Begs leave to state that he has always on hand a
large and well selected stock of
FA MILY GROCERIES
His stock embraces everything usually found in
first class grocery, of which he would
only mention the following:
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

TORsFORDs BREAD PREPARATION and
III DOOLEY'S YEAST POWDERS, on hand
and for sale by CHARLES G. WHFLI.
innc l-tf
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Gunpowder Imperial, English
Il Breakfast, and japan Teas, for sale by
C. C. WHEAT,
corner Nam and Augusta Streets
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
GEO. EYLER. HENRY COOPER. VIM j. NELSON
NWE PARTNERSHIP Of Park

GEO. EYLER. HENRY COOPER. VIM J. NELSON
ETNEEE Cop Of Park
J. ms, Nelson 4 Co., having been dissolved
by the sale Of the interests of some Of the part
ncrs, and the establishment having come into
our possession, we appear before the public with
improved facilities, and with determination
please in
PRICE AND STYLE OF WORK
We respectfully ask from the people of Vir-
gina and the South, a fair share of patronage.
We propose to manufacture and repair porta-
BILE and stationary Steam Engines and Boilers,
mills, Mining Machinery, Hydraulic and
Screw Presses for Oil and Tobacco, Car Wheels,
Car Trucks, Shafting, Puileys and Hangers.
We keep on hand a full assortment of repairs
for the Pitt Threshing Machine, which we will
furnish fitted upon short notice.
We also manufacture Plows, Plow Castings,
Hay Rakes, Hay Presses, Straw Cutters, and Ag-
ricultural implements generally.
Address,
EYLER, COOPER & CO.,
march Soft Staunton, Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
HATS!

HATS! HATS.
HATS!
A large assortment of staple and fashionable
Hats. l would be thankful for a continuation
the patronage so literally bestowed in tho past
n j. HENDRY,
may 11-tf opposite the Court house
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

NreatAttracEi0n for Families
" and all Persons wanting
EVI I-gHS IIU IF Z.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
DIR. RAILWAYS
SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT

HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING cUREs.
so QUICK, so RAPID ARE THE CHANGES
THE BODY UNDERGOES. UNDER THE IN.
FLUENCE OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL,
MEDICINE, THAT
Every Day an Increase of Flesh and Weight
is Seen and Felt.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

~ ENT'S-Fine Calf SHOES, at
" my f-tf G.. WELLER's.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
Stanton A0ve2stGse 2,Ae7ats.
BOOTS,
SHOES, SHOES, SHOES,
AT THE
Staunton Boot & Shoe Factory.
LADIES' AND MEMS WORK
- of all kinds ~
M a nE To nRD Err -
Stanton AGve2,tSse 2,Aegats.

MADE no ORDER
We keep constantly or hand, of our own make,
the following goods, viz:
Mems French Calf Sewed poots and Caters;
Mems Calf sewed Shoes, Mems calf pegged
Boots; Mems kip and upper peeged Boots, also,
our &c Challenge" Brogan for Laborers; ladies'
Morocco and calf skin Balmora.s; ladies' laced
and button CATERS We have the bottoms put on
all our own work by hand, and will make good
any defect which may be found insoles OF uppers
EASTERN WORK,
Ladies' Shoes, embracing all the various styles
now
Mems Boots and Shoes, from the cheapest to
the best grades. Any known style OF boots OF
shoes furnished at short notice.
4 good stock Of CIIILDREN'4S Shoes mew in store
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

ROYsS, if you want pair of BOOTS,
- SHOES, CATERS OF HAT, go to
may Aft T.. WELIER,s.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

Bag Remember the place for CHEAP GRocE-
R1Es-new Brick Building-corner of Main and
Augusta streets, Saunton Va.
N. B.-Mr. James Il. Byers is with
him and will be glad to see his friends
april 20-tf
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03
REGULATOR OF PRICES,

AUCTION IRA II AND REFUSED GOODS.
are worthless in any market, and if sold at half
their value are worthless to the buyer. have
tried the Auctions as well as others, in former
days, and come to the conclusion that goods well
selected, at regular houses are the most satisfac
ny TO the
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

ENT'S-F Fine Calf BOOTS. at
" my 4 6. t. TELLER'S.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

TALLY THROUGH PASSENGER AND
II FREIGHT LINE
Sundays Excepted.)
From Baltimore to Richmond, and all points
south and west Of that city, via.
RICHMOND AND YORK RIVER RAILROAD
LINE, RICHMOND & DANVILLE, and CHES-
APEAKE s. OHIO RAILROAD.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-08-03

lie would express many thanks to his friends
for the liberal patronage heretofore extended
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-10-10

AMENDMENT.-Strike out the Sixth Sec
ton of the Sixth Article of the Constitution
and insert in lieu thereof the following:
IN State Treasurer shall be chosen by
the qualified electors of the State, at such
times and for such term of service as shall
be prescribed by law.
JAMES II. WEBB,
Speaker of the House of Representatives.
WILLIAM A. WALLACE,
Speaker of the Senate.
Approved the 18th day of June A. ID. 1871.
JOHN w. GEARY.
Also, the following Act to authorize
popular vote upon the question of calling
a Convention TO amend the Constitution of
Pennsylvania:
Sec. 1. Be it Enacted, &C., That the
question of calling a convention TO amend
the Constitution of this Commonwealth be
submitted to n vote of the people at the gen
oral election TO be held on the I'd TueJday
of October, 1871, the said question to be vo-
ted upon in the manner following, to-wit:
In counties and cities in which slip ticket
voting is authorized by law, votes for and
against Convention may be expr essed
and given upon. the ticket headed or en-
dorsed with the word Estate" and not 9TH
erwise aud the words used shall be "Con-
stitutional Convention" and underneath
'for a Convention" or against a Conven-
tion - and in counties or districts in which
slip tickets shall not be authorized by law,
each elect0r voting upon said question
shall cast separate ballot, endorsed on the
outside constitutional Convention" and
containing on the inside the words 'for a
Convention" or against q Convention !"
and all votes cast as aforesaid shall be re-
ceived, counted and returned by the prop
er election officers and return judges as
votes for governor are received, counted
and returned, under existing laws.
Sec. 2. That the election aforesaid shall
be held. and are subject TO all the provis-
ions of law which apply to general cleo
tions; the sheriffs of the several counties
shall give notice of this act in their cleo
ton proclamation the presentyear, and the
governor shall cause all the returns of the
said election, as received by the secretary
of the commonwealth, to be laid before the
legislature at its next annual session.
JAMES II. WEBB,
Speaker of the House of Representatives.
WILLIAM A. WALLACE,
Speaker of the Senate.
Approved the Sd day of juno, A. D. 1871.
JOHN w. GEARY.
And the Judges of the respective dis
onesta, on the Friday next following the
holding of the said election, then and there
TO perform those things required of them
by law.
Given under my hand at my Office in Tio-
nesta, this l1th day OF September, In the
year ofour Lord, one thousand eight hun
dred and seventy-one, and in the ninety
sixth of tho Independence of the United
States. +. l.. DAVIS, Sheriff.
Sheriff's Office, Tionesta, Sept. IL, 1871.
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Tionesta House.

M ITTEL, Proprietor, Elm ST., Tio-
ltls nesta, Pa, at the mouth of the creek,
Mr.. little has thoroughly renovated the
Tionssta House, and re-furnished it COM
pletely. Al1who patronize him will be
well entertained at reasonable rates. 20 ly
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-10-10

The following proclamation by a
committee Of ladies who have suffered
from the evil complained of, we find
in the Gallon (O0 Review:
Wanted !-150 Young men, more or
less, of all shapes and sizes, from the
tall and graceful dandy, with hair suf.
ficient on his upper lip to stuff bar
ber's cushion, down to the little, bow
legged, freckled-faced, carrot-headed
upstart. The object is to form corps
to be in attendance at the close of di-
vine service each Sabbath evening, to
stare at the Indies as they leave church.
aud to make delicate and gentlemanly
remarks on their persons and dress.
All who wish to enter The above corps
will appear on the steps of the various
church doors next Sunday evening,
when they will be duly inspected, their
names, personal appearance and quail
ty of brains registered in a book kept
for that purpose. To prevent gen.
eral rush, we will state that no one
will be enlisted who possesses any in
tellectual capacity above that of a
well-bred donkey.
Signed, CoMMETTRE OF LADIES for
the suppression of an intolerable nui-
sance in Gallon.
VERY LITTLE DIFFERENCE.-A
man was once travelling through the
State of Illinois, and, ceming TO ferry
and being out of money, the following
colloquy took place between him and
the ferryman:
Ferryman-I say mister, have you
got any money?
Traveler-No, sir.
Ferryman--Have you got any at
homer
Traveler-No sir.
Ferryman-Can you borrow anyl
Traveler-No.
Ferryman-Do you expect to get
any on the other sideH
Traveler-NO sir.
Ferryman Well you had better
stay where you are. for it makes little
difference which side you are on.
A learned counsellor, in the middle
of an affecting appeal in court on a
slander suit. let fly the following fight
of genius: ISLANDER, gentlemen, like
boa constructor of gigantic size and
immeasurable proportions, wraps the
coil of its uuweildy body about its
unfortunate victim. and, needless Of
the shrieks of agony that come from
the inmost depths Of his victims soul,
loud and reverberating as the mighty
thunder that rolls in the heavens, il
finally breaks its unlucky neck upon
the iron wheel of public opinion, fore
ing him to desperation, then to mad.
ness. and finally crushing him in the
hideous jaws Of moral death! Judge,
give us chaw of tobacco"
A Nevada man, ai.xious 10 marry q
young lady of his acquaintance, learn
ed that her sister was about TO marry.
and without her knowledge procured
a marriage license, Anttering himself
that in the excitement of her sisters
marriage she gould follow suit. The
idea was bEslliant one, but the attempt
to carry it into execution was woeful
failure.
A doctors motto is supposed to be
"pstielNs and long suffering
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-10-10

NOTICE.

nR. J. N. BOLARD, of Tidioute, has
~ returnsd to his practice after an alb
sence of four months, spent in the Hospi-
tails of New York, where he will attend
calls in his profession.
Office in Eureka Drug Store, Sd door
sbove the bank, Tidioute. Pa. 49tf