The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-11-04
VARIETY.

san got rid OF mosquitoes by the aid
The fireman worked maniully.
=, 4 a grocer do with all his things be-
.& them? Gives them weigh.
/. , that - it is more pleasant to give
Eve" applies only to medicine and
ssin lover wrote his sweetheart: There
ule of blood in my heart that does
r photograph
eneh journals put into the mouth of
<<followIng: Il am an umbrella on
as been raining these forty years.
N afewadditional drops more or less. I"
lyn mother advised her daughter to
81, and tainted Aat away when the can
IS Replied, " oh, no, no, ma, it spoils
|.5en's vests :"
|s b Indiana threatened to fine lawyer
.bt OF court. I" L have expressed no
i the COURT said the lawyer; " on
~, / have carefully concealed my feel
.>kted lawyer once said the three most
18 clients he ever had, were a young
7anted TO be married, a married 'soman
"a a divorce, and an old maid who didn't
: she wanted.
% lady called to a little girl who was
.or, IS did you tell your mother that L
M d" Yes I'm, answered Patty. demure-
r. what did she say ?" " She said, oh,
~ woman again q"
ban took a room in Paris on condi-
~ landIady would wake him up every
4 >Ight O'Clock, and tell him the day of
. be state of the weather, and under
I'd government he lived
.>ring is from the Terre Haute Mail:
~rty who plays the aecordeon in this
lights will only change his tune occa-
4 sic where we can scald him when the
steam on, he will hear of something
,ntage.
nee remarked, in the hearing of lit
a thirteen, that all things came by
nd that the world, like a mushroom,
IN night. Z" should like TO know,
"a the child, I" where the seed came
" England Medical Gazette says: An
Etbwed up an Episcopal Bishop, as he
dAONCcCg Htf1 NtAo
1es before she was detected. She
= ordinance repeated because she had
* t was good for the rheumatism -
teicut Democrat sent his son to New
plete his education. After a short
- wrote to his father that he was
Horace" On learning this the
~ nt replied 'sCome home 1 don't
to make a Republican of my son."
.ieut ruralist drank his first glass of
<r'emnly the other day, and then, eye
enquiringIy, anxiously remarked :
1.sht, 'spOse?' "Wby, yes" said
~ tatingly, " but what do you mean2"
- barn thing won't go off in a fellow,
ttHnny's mother reached for him with
~ fhe other evening for hooking the
Ter busting the portion Of his pan
- Pc sits on, she was surprised to hear
), vi 1t, and demanded the cause Of it. |
,<ing how l had fooled you. 1t was
1poked the jelly"
p the United States loan, one of the
frs says: 80 4 government which has
ears redeemed nearly five hundred
.ne obligations created in the conduct
n, and which has at the same time !
So Npwn the fiscal burdens of the people, !
peitIOn which investors know how to |
Pc comedian, being one evening be- |
es. tormented by a violent toothache,
the theater offered to relieve him |
e No, my friend, &" no, / can
toOth now, bat on the 10th day of
eiOsesand you may then draw every
.- Tor am sure, after that, 1 shall |
to eat
"A ON oroad-sheet published in the
Elizabeth, and was illustrated with |
ats representing the scenes of each |
. - VIE yppon . Moneday,
= - e good vppOn a FEesday,
.|.-t GOD Vppon q Wensday,
.I- Seageu vpPon q Tharsday,
q "A -ndy Vppon q FRIDAY
-. -, - y- Dtvil take her Saturday
nA Neat IN peace on ye Sunday.
euitor thus speaks of brother edi-
..= 700 lazy to earn a meal and too
f one lie was never generous but
Vas when he gave the itch to his
% much for his goodness of heart.
Ine public may be the better Judge |
'uat the only day he ever worked |
' m's'ook eastor-oil for honey"
{. cooseable made return on the |
.-s; n 'ons 81 executed this sub
I.- cas,,S 20 read it to John Mack, but he |
'.," is anI on horseback, and run faster |
~ Kept up such hoIlerin don't |
- Is heard or not. This is the bost
- ord;n - uon know whether the subpeeny |
a: uing to law or not"
eaTP-meeting minister, Father |
Woman and the devil turned |
1.oe down at the beginning. God !
lyman .SnSn special gift for influence
e. Hneid from man. But Satan had |
y IN life, and she has kept up her |
IA = t- since l tell you, nay dear sis
Il "a 17nt left you alone yet. satan |
- ~ Ioo's wife, because he knew that |