Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-01-12
8.
CURRENT ITEMS.


THE sweetest thing in bonnets-a pretty
face.
THE ladies of New Orleans gave the
newsboys Christmas dinner.
WHY is an infant like diamond? Be
cause it is dear little thing.
ENDow your children in the Mutual
Life Insurance Company, of Chicago.
A GOOD popularity of shoemakers is,
that they hold on to the last
WHY is the world like piano? Because
it Is full of sharps and flats.
THERE are nearly 1000 insane persons
and over 500 idiots in jails in Ohio.
1T has become question as to whether
phrenologist can tell what barrel con-
tains by examining its head
THE assets of the Washington Life
are of the most solid character-Cash,
Government Securities, Real Estate Sc
curities.
SOME author says that one of the uses of
adversely is to bring us out That's true
particularly at the knees and elbows
A VETERAN shopkeeper says that al
though his clerks are very talkative during
the day, they are always ready to shut up
at night.
MR.. HENRY BERGH, President of the
society for the prevention OF Cruelty to
Animals, protests against the practice of
clipping or singeing horses in the winter.
A WOMAN in Terre Haute, Ind, CLUES
her husbands eyelids together when he
comes home drunk, and, when he promises
better things, she soaks them in warm
water and restores his vision
IT cost the city of Boston for each bath
taken during the last season at the public
bath houses, including allthe expenses for
constructing the houses, superintendent,
ETC., only one cent and five mills.
A man who had been Governor of
Maine accommodates" stranger on the
cars with $3.50 the other day, until he
could get a check for $4,000 cashed." That
Ex-Governor has lost his faith in human
nature.
A GESrrEy,N nurcbased q ouantitv of
sunnosed milk at a Roston rastanra1t a
few davs aco and a few hours afterJVard
found his 1nrchase had Settled the ton
being clear water and the bottom a poor
quality of flour.
THE United States Circuit Court in New
York citv has prosecuted 3e4 suits for nen.
alties and forfeitnrrs during the last wear
and recovered S1g41O9. most of which
has been collected . ITO s,1;ts arc now
pending.
aF.r,,, rr,,- ,e Nro,. ID
l., aged about 80, was locked out of doors
the other evening, by mistake on the part
of his better half, and, not being able to
raise the inmates of his home, procured a
ladder and climbed into a second-story
window.
AN agent soliciting Subscribers for a
book. showed tbe nlospeetus to a man
who, after reading. "One dollar in boards.
and one dollar and twenty. five cents in
sheep" declined subscribing. as he might
not have boards or sheen on hand when
called upon for payment
1;,-;ro;, pr;.,o1 49,, ..o 1r;-,;,;o
bor5or o Co. ;dr,,n; IL ~ =; oH s.;n,1o. my ,a ,ha
o,ber dox ~ L;cIed nge ef - b;s annno;ntoncas 1ns
across the State line into Tennessee. For
this little unlawful diversion he was first
arrested and fined in Goodson, Tenn, and
on his return home was arrested and fined
in Bristol.
ONE of the "solid men of Boston who
for twentv-fiye wears has furnished an even.
inc naner with weather renorts etc ie a
grSndSon of Robert n paine q s;gner AZ
fbe DacIarat;on of Indanendence He has
60 retent;ve a ,,emor,y tbot be oar, tell you
tba necrl;a,;tiaS of The weather mon al.
,,.r1st 60 a., 5r,r;ro. tha 800 So e.
oors ' P'
ANr vo,, o,o,h;, ho,,sa bo,,
hoa,, rohI,od - Short ,;r,e of s~s o0S
1911 81 1oods bad fts emnloyaS cam
;nod Nv detectiras ~ the othar even;n1 as
tboH, ,,,era o,,;tt;,,o H.-orr and on tbe nor, y.
sons of eigbt ont of eigbteen cntters
stolen nronerty was found
,,,boso c,,s,o,,, :, wac 20
e. o;.o1o ,f fr;ards "9 ~ ~
1.aS ~, 49, .t',,.1 q =. ~
eet;nr snmetb;n0 .mau befora @race a. v-os astad a
al Se.os,;,,ndo - o0 10, "H1 Ts 81 .td
anu ue1ein.neu s ~ !" eSie niin III Ggon E Sne
rePe.llIon Vi the ohence, ne say: EoI
Mnae Hd We T ;uG aooHa & " 5, i' anu rot tha ae
ganiss lay lol mas aiIedIy neoei'eu' 'ne
loiu niaAe US Truly 'iiaiiAiui
THE other day one of the squirrels on
the Common, which had been in the habit
of helping himselfto peanut now and
then from fruit stand near the West
street gaze, 1ound the woman VINO !ends
tne stand had covered her peanuts Win a
cloth: 90 ne selzed peach anu hlade on
Win II; me woman gase cnase, a anu lne
squlrrel, alter drawing ner soIhe Instance
from lhe s'anu, dIOpPeu tne pe5ch, started
Dack on me douoie QUICK, selZeu a nrt pc
lore she couid get Dack, anu niade OH WIN
II, much 70 the amusement Oh the Dy-s'anu-
ers.-our D""'0 d'''"'o''S'
A DIGNiFlED drnnKaru d"elis at pei
lows rams, W ne Is an oiu InulaI' ;
known as DT. John, anu wou,u oe sniarl,
save lor MS Nose vi lquo,; as ne was
Iachihg hohS tIe siue"aih, NC hiaue q
mlsstep, plunged into an opening ana
stuck there with nothing but his feet yisi-
bIe ahovp tho brick nerson who sayy
II. o 81, - -. - i-:-:l y ..--Iia5 -, -.
MIN lall IAN 10 MS dlu anu pulleu MN out.
As soon as the doctor" was on his feet,
he braced himself nm AGAINST a hitchinp-
post, and said: "G'long nowl Can't ye
mind yer business? What have i done
that ye should abuse me this wayy The
individual explained by saying that he
wished to help the doctor out OF trouble.
Wereat John replied; Spect you think
that's mighty big talk Next time stoop
down to pick up my hat out o that hole,
want We just to keep yer hands OIL, that's
ALL?
AMONG the strangest of rare laces is a
veil given by Nicholas. Emperor of Rus