Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1871-09-11

TOO speeches aforehand. An abolshnist
kin yoose the same speech all over the
country, but we cant.
In view NV the diversity Nv opinion there
is among the democrisy, this year, wood
| suggest to our speakers in the various
sections Nv the country that they observe
the followin skedule closely: In Moo Eng
land-Advocate the payment Nv the bonds
in gold, and bear down heavy on them
mizerable, God-forsaken scoundrels who
would impair the nashnel credit by a
suggestion Nv payin Nv EN- in paper. Ex-
plain to yoor auieence that payin the
debt in paper amt payin it at ALL Tell
EN- that paper is promises to pay, and ask
EN- who is to pay the paper and when!
Ez for regulators, lash EN-! Pint the fin
ger Nv scorn at EN- hold EN- up to the
execration NV civilized world. Wind
up with an elegant and elokent triboot to
the Pilgrim fathers. Poskrip-In cotton
manufacturing towns. advocate high
pertective tariff, and show that democrisy
wuz alluz a tariff party. In the wooden
towns they don't want tariff so much, and
in them draw it mild on tariff. Also on
the niger question. Assert boldly that
the democrisy acquiesses in the amend
ments and wood hev shed its last drop NV
blood before any man, white or colored,
shood be deprived NV any rite. Say that
perhaps some dimocrats mite hev been, at
one time, opposed to givin Nv the suffrage
to the nig-colored man, but it wuz becoz
they feared that they wuzn't educated up
to its proper yoose. Mem-In Moo Eng
land be shoor to say colored men-nigger,
never.
In Moo YORK CITY.-Denounce with
| wtherin invective the bloated cotton lords
NV Moo England. Bear down with sever
ity onto the very idee Nv a tariff. Assert
that the democrisy is for free trade in its
broadest sense. Urge the payment NV the
debt in gold, but denounce the nashnel
thieves jest The same. In Moo York yoose
the term ''nigger' alluz, and say that the
giving Nv the ballot to race so low in
intellect, witch hez not yet emerged from
| barbarism, is an outrage witch no lrishman
kin submit to. Bear down heavy onto
the Niger, and intersperse your speeches
with frequent quotations from the Irish
poets. Eff you wear green neck tie and
carry a short club of black thorn, and hev
a short black pipe stickin out NV yoor vest
pocket, it will be all the better. In Moo
York your speech may be mostly devoted
to the niger, and be particular in this
|
Pint the finger NV skorn at EN-, witch
a CLOWN triboot to Moo York.
In PENSYLvANY.-Tarif to the Hub,
and NV the highest and most protective
kind. Speek NV the wealth hidden in her
mountains, and the necessity NV protec-
NV the old cry of "Polk, Dallas and the
~ D nd fha
traders bought with British gold. Pint
alluz with a glowing triboot to the greatnis
Pennsylvany, and the nashnel debt also,
for the people are Mixed. Its our bznis
afore elections to please the people.
In THE NORTHWEST. Accept the new
departure and assert that no democrat de-
sires to bust the amendments, or hez any
idea Nv any such thing; speak of the col
ored man ez man and brother, and re-
fer gratefully to his services in the strug-
for the maintenance of free government
Denounce the tariff Gin the rural destricks)
ez swindle on to the west for the pur-
pose of buildin up the bloated manufac-
lures NV Moo England and Pennsylvany
and agin them bloated manufacturers, pint
the witherin finger NV skorn. Conclood
with elokent triboot to the grandeur NV
the northwest.
In Ono. Mixed In the northern coun-
ties accept the new deparcher-in the
middle and southern oppose it. Be high
tariff in the iron and coal counties, and
free trade in the corn and wheat counties.
Dodge the debt question, and pint the fin
ger of skorn at them witch wood drag in
irrelevant ishoos. Conclood with a CLOWN
triboot to the greatnis NV Ohio.
In KENTUCKY. -Denounce niggerism in
all IFS forms, and urge repoodiashen ez
strongly ez possible. Say that Kentucky
will yoose force, eff need be, rather than
permit niggers to be on an ekality with
white men, and pint the finger NV skorn
at them which wood degrade the white
man to that level. Conclood with a glow
in triboot to Kentucky.
The Kentucky speech will do for all the
South, exceptin South Carolina and Mis-
sissippi. In those states yoose the speechs
made for Massachusetts, for in those states
the niggers are in the majority. And in
them the finger Nv skorn must be pinted
at them witch wont recognize their man
hood. You mite also conclood in these
states with CLOWN triboot to their pres
ent and future greatness.
| wood also suggest to our speakers the
strictest abstainn from intoXication floods
for at least three hours before each speech.
Likerh has tendency to muddle, and the
times require clearness. | thought l Good
indulge without danger, and the result Nv
four drinks wuz that made the Moo York
speech in Pennsylvany and the Kentucky
speech in Iowa. / pinted the finger NV
skorn at the wrong people in all NV them
places, and got my CLOWN triboots to their
greatnis horribly mixed. The speakers
may fill themselves ez they choose after
meetins, but never before.
Eff this programme is faithfully carried
out, i hev no doubt ez to the result. Vic
tory is ourn eff we don't fool away our OPP
portoonities.
PETROLEUM V. Massey, P, NJ,
(Which wuZ Postmaster.)
Watch the polls. Look out for double