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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Scr sentiBe Correspondent
@aItimpre g. Septcmber 1871.
sic &pnfcrcni tn lSafetn.

Wdbrenb pie 2uiammcuhmft Der beioen
&aiier i'm glIguit mehr eiuen YripatzGbaz
ratter trug, rper nod uur Den @ruuo 81
elmer intimeren oiplpmatiihen &erltdnz
oi9uu9 Ie9te, beginnt beute Die cigtntItte
biplpmatiibe Gcuf erenj. Seioe Dtou1r=
der Iiuc ppn ibrem ,oiplomdtiiben Stabe"
um9eben lluo Die Slide Der gunjen 99elt
limb Jest aui Gaitein geribtet; neugierig,
mas bort iuilmmeu aetoht miro.
Barber iino ale eiut5, DAP eS lth bel
Der 3uiammenhlnit um eiucn widtigen,
ppIitiiheu 6e9enitaup bauoeln muB, unC
oa ale ilbrigeu &ermutbuu9en unp 6p:
pOtbeien ur5 I'M Slide luiieu, 10 gepinnt
es iait ben Inidetn, pab Der 3wed teiu
anoerer iei, ais bic eno9iltige Hegeltnl
Der petti6en ln9ele9enbeiten, uno paB in
&aitelu ppllenpet merpen ipI, mas bort
ieineu Nntang geuommeu bat. Gas Oti=
rilterium 0obenpart bat betdnntltd nit
Der oa0liittiben SenOenj 9ebrphen unr
nil Die Naturalization Seitrcit's purd
ben Sooerali5mus peri6buen. Sen bel.
tioiten @ioeritaup finoet oieic5 Streber
geraoe bel Der oeutideu Sep6lteruug, pei.
lie flrttet, pUn oeu Gicheu uno 9oler
peridhn9eH III weroen, uno c8 mare peS:
BALI in ner Shat Elm thl9er itaatamdnni.
i6er Geponte, Wenu @ruf 8euit ans
iteiem 9lutricbt Elm iDoeratipe3 Suno spi=
lten Dem gtetnigten Selti6lano uuo Der
peutidreoenoen YropinSen oes 6ab6bur.
9ii6en &aiiertbume5 anbabute,
Sine Scitdtigun9 pieier gluiiuTuu9 fin
bet ii6 in eiuem 9lrtitel Der umtliher
,gSiener N~benppoit," pelhe beroprbebt
baB Elm gemeiniames 8eOtlrfniB mad
Ginigtsit unp &~eritdnpiguug belize Hei6O
nit chamber pcrbinoe unp Der 6pifuunt
9tlsprut gibt, pob ooSieni9e sur 5rud
reifen werpe, pas III perbeibun9spUlIet
aeimeu idpn jest pOrb1noeu lei.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
-sa Oei6madunlle 9ra9tarbei=
s62XSa ten unb 9raBts3aune.
Sufur s. Gpmp.,

UuFur 3 Scmp.,
ylr. 36, 9tprps Spparo<S trabe,
oeriertiseu Drabt.9duns filr SenrsbntBplabs, Bal,
iiSns u !. ~, Slees 9setbaitter, adfiae, 6euerI
Setttelltr, gettecs, Gthbte II. {. 10. &c mirb
Sentl4 9efproben. Grow s, i2Nfte.)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

RE- @mssenbcimer s GBeiI, Tr. t57, @cTr 9OIz
tinorCitlaBe, baden bic sroGte uro Otni9ite Auspubl
Don ShretbmdteriGtten in Der Staot unb %beiorser
bioidt S%rudfahcn. tDidrJi6 49,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

Dan gcbe gu Z. Sb0ufs,
nm StGbmafd,inen Su famfen.
Nan 8ebc Su 3. Stanis,
UNI " i } III 4 d. in en- reparlrt gu erbalten.
Dan 9ebe Jn :. Sbanfs,
UNI Spulidtiie, yiGosln Ii. E. 10. gu iaufcn,
btutSer nue beher, ais on ir3eno elnem anoern
ISInnF
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
0eih1tts Q(n,ciac.

Der ltntcrSci6nete riIdbt isinen Sretnbenun Be
%fannten, ionic benz geebrten Yublifum i~ihrrbaupt
biermit %bsfanHt, oaB er Die bisber Don W. Yrdnbet
8eiibrte Srauerei an @arriions Zane uno Baltimore
Ctr. t8reberid : Gcoo) tdufid) an ii6 eebradt Dat
nne Ole oanitt oerbunoeHe Btrtbihaft afl /. Siip6er
e~roiinen miro. a.
SeheanHgen auf Bier tuerben BON eieicr 3eit an
ent9egengenonlinen. Sob. Sd,ultbeie, " ,h
traper granusiiter in SotImann's 8raucrei,
(Mug. 2S-Sft,U
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

RB- Sefduntmadfuua iiir 2iqupr:Sducicr!-
SGS ncrc SunoesiteuCr = 9ud iir Seitiliateurc uno
JieihititrCr. out's Bette Gus9eitottet. 5u BADEN bel
@ugqe IN bel Ter Il 8eiI, 8rtter unn Yopierz
0du0ler, gtr. l57, g6et : SGltimoreitrasC, 5n So pro
Bud. (WidrSl6, 49,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Dfc SNcco'{dbe YIdhmoTd,iue

ii eie bclirbteftc in ben Sdinilieu,
tir Sdneiocr, ltetoerlnadc unb 6diuilicn=Arbei bic
bette in Der g4Clt. Ytan uGrieble niGt, ie gu inter-
ll9cn. Sertautt aui monatltte 3Gbtun9en 5n ben
nicorigiteu 8aarpreiien.
StrtGuis5immcr; Nr. 81, Rore : CbarleSftr.,
an NrcimGurCr Nnntubnuic. (MuntO,1S)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Mufacpabt,

Die siquenr Sdneler Baltimorc'e perbsn hermit
aui9eIoroert, I'D alI beute Nbene, ben i. Sept,
uin = ubr i'm gcfale beS Srn. SarI &apier, Mr.
-, SfsSombarsifrahe, Su ueriammeln, mn iibsr
o!e Webt Bigfett Der eneuerun9 BON
Dim 0eer=u no anberenS brupe u b iber
Wtttel 5uh Sbuee 8e9en SteuerzSpio.
mage fi1 Su berafben.
Sa es itb nm ,pidbtigc Jutercffen banoelt, 70 1T
enc rent ltdrte Setbetligln8 auer bierbet Sntereiiir=
ten iunnltenslpertl. Scinrid, Witttd,,
SouiS Yesolet,
01iihcim Sd)illiug uno
(209-l2) Siebcrt * 6rcp.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
@Ddit midtig fir Wicruirtbr!
Orpfc NtScrfUdruift

Den Serrei @irtben unb alien 9enienieen, fpette
irgeno cine ART bon 6lliisteilen per Sdpiei. Sur Nad=
rtdt. oaB nleinApparatns gum 9iiblcn uuo aufbeuabs
rem BON Sicr, SSein, vie, ~Siquors, Nineralz uno
Stane 9elest, ben Serren Wirtbcn &C. o~enietben su
lbrtm groBeften Sortbeile ansubieten. G6nuntlide
Slliiigfeiten ,ueroen init yBaiier eistalt genadyt, ipoz
eurd Die 9dltc 9leidmdsi9 uno oauerno in berielben
8emperalur erbaiten pirh. Sc mad Der Tempcratur
wiro bic Sdlte rs8ulirt. SD s~arantire, bae bas Bier
fcinen Rad9eihiladb efomint, ineem Der Ipparatus,
aui beiicn ausarteitur9 uno iortrpdbrenoer Sertef;
jerlng i'd sebn Sabre periuenoet babe, ourb oas
ourbhiesenoe @aiier IN 5,pei Wtinuten oriinolid aez
reinlQt. pereen lam. Sierrefie In Den isdIiern, tpeide
Snin eroBen Nadtbeilf Der DirtbihGtten In Quarts
perSapit ~,peroen, mas 9eluobnli6 Die Sunbldait psrz
oirbt, erbdtten bis gum lctten @laie bic 8ebleniHure,
an9e6apfte. % Gents @is 9eniist tir bic sro6tc Bicr.
iuirtbihaft. Beitere Sn~fornation ertbcilt
.. M. 5eip. giaentbimsr,
tSuIt4, 3Tfte) Ser. 81, Grcibtnt1ra6e.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
9altn. 3iiraer : Shiibcn : 0eieaihnft

5eute, Wittpod,, ben6. Septbr., tnoet Sie nj 0.
Hattt II e8erla m IL n9 itatt. Die Mitolieoei
lperoen aut 9nt9egennabme ibrer neuen WtitsliebStars
ten auimertiam semabt.
(0iDl Sh.,A a.,6, ca.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Saal heS ,Warulann= Snitituts.

gDe9en atbaftnng Der Rational Sanbelss Con.
oention" in Baltimore bat Der Serpoltuugsratb Bic
p~rolsttirte Aus iteuung oes Snftitiits nm efne gbode
uerihoben. SdmeS ypnna, Trliioent.
t211-) &. Sefpie Dunlap, Ser,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
0elO aas3nleiben.
C;Flnrr ous,ulrihrul

g~rrfoneH, tpelhe ejetberin Snmmen oou 500, 1900
1920, $500, 5000, $4,000 ODER iresno sirs bsiebist
SmHiHe 81 leibeH lplHlhgn, pollen ~Qrjaligit bet %,
SpbsaD, Ytdiler, yr. 4, Gourtianeitr., poripredeH,
(1S-l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
S1iInnc<Sunh,
9tene Mm3eigem.
Sicc,t Il, SSSos,iuo+u,

Sr. SGpie SBeKeicr, Rr. R1S, &rfte citrate,
Hapc YCnnjDlUGula=AuCme uno ocm @GpitoL@ artCn
i unier a9ent ifr 2BaibiR9ton, Georgetown unit
Alcranerta, uno lino 3Gblnn9en an tlu gu itanc1.
RB- An5ei9CH tllr 0eH rs orrciponocHtcR" peroen on
Aenanntcn ORE Gnta Ne~nacnommrn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
g1 Sas WnGeublatt hes ,,Seuts
ff,ru northumberland

sr5tsint ieDen ~sreitas. gs 1T zines Der grosten unb
f;th5alti9ten SLATER Der Ser. Staaten. Sci uns
reru 5rGgern gernadbte Sefeuunsen perte Ell Az
b SsntS pro x~8pdbenblatt beIoraL
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
8eriammlungs- Mn3eigen.
@aaem. 9enti6es Wailen1aus.

SdhneH : Wdbbercil.
Sente, Mittppd,, ben 6. Sept., Nadmittu9s 8
ubr, finoet Die monatIibe &~eriammlun9 obieen Ser
Gins TAFT. Die 9dmen iinb eriubt, rc6t sa6lreib su
erldetnen. Veue Uiit8leber perbcn aui9enomnlen.
GID ... Muauife SficL Setr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

Stdrb:
gm 4. os., TddjnittaGs 3 llbr itarb nab Iangen
unb itnlerStiben 9eiocn meiue inni9it 9cIie6tc @at.
tin aunignnee i'm alter uon At Sobren mo . Wioz
natCu.
Die Becrot9una inoet Wittipod,, ben G. No,
Nabmittass 2 ltbr, pom 3rauerbGuic, Rt. ~, Mls
%bcIndrie:, nabc Somharoitr., aus TAFT.
6reunbe unb Betannte limo bierburb ein9clabcn,
iolhcr obne wetterc RotiJ beiSuiuObnen.
Der trancrnbe 0Gtte
(2ll-2) NuercaS Sjauma Grtner II. Sinoer.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Bay@ Wir baben bic bette MnsheKcz
ruuaS<gDerfifGtfr

Sas bette WerIseus, bic beitcn 9itbeiter, uno ipoe oas
Sete 1T, mir maden before Grbeiten ibneuer uno
bili9er, as iroeno Semano anhers. gpir r~eparire1
Ndbmajhtnen tn DIR. 1876, aSsff SanetteSfrahe
t2i0,2,4) g.. meaennp.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Ualtimnrer ShiiBen> 0cleaidaft.
mdhl.Mofit

% eas alnt etnes @ices Braiiocnten oieIcr @eicnz
lnalt onrt ote Heftenation oes Sru. s.. o.. gfbrins
potant 8eiporoen, 10 iuLro biereurb betannt semad)t,
oaB enc gSabl ieinss Na6iol9crs Weittfpod, 5. 13.
Q. Vtts., IbenoS 8 nbr. in &aine's IS orrelpons
esmten Sale" Gde Der Yattimoretraee uno BoIz
SlncesIoenue, fiattftnoen ipirb.
(2it-20l q. 4. Rsouorst. Sssfr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
ne. Gtmas fir iebe Tami(ic T!

Sine Tlorence'fhe NGbmafdine
III bic bette fir ole arten Wrbeit uno bic netteite Wa=
ihine In Der ypeIt. Wian TONNE uno iebe oiefelbe in
BertauisseofaIe, Gtr. 40. RuresG bariesftr.
i'm .Srei;naurcrs5 empel," an! tSulits, f2Dite.)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Grtra>0 encrals@ ~erlammllina
bes
..,Ouff0b Mbplnh : S~ScrriuSU

pemtc, ben i. Septbr. b. s., in a,er,bsrorr,s
Saue, po5u Die Uftt9lieber bietmit ireinolid It elnaes
''S Ssil lG;i'sn' 4; s ssi@srt g.a Elm.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
9rdiiocmten=Siircan Der
G9eiapcaie>C bin : Sanal =0eleli1aft.

i}rc0crId, Mo, 90. Sept, 16II.
Setanntm ddDung.
In bic 9nbdber Der por9cBo9encn @onIirltttonsz Sblta
gltiuUeH.
aie Dteieniscn, ipeI6c pom oielcr Gldiie ObIt8a-
tioncu bcitgcu, oCrCn Coupons Mot i'm SHnuGr 1904
iunotrt luuioen, itno Criunt, oieirm Sireau ole Nrr'
mern loldcr ShligGtloneH, in lUeilei BclSe Ole
Aorehe Der SnbGOer, &og Der 4leitelung uno Bes
trdg O%crlctben, iOlute hc NnSdbl Der anbGngcnben
GoupOus, Gui petde lett 1852 icinc 3inien 6etabIt
lpulocn, anJugchcn.
tgl2-O SuS. Is. Slarfe, YrGi.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
YNcit<y3uItp. INSTRUMENTATION

Sdmmtlits Wsitsliebcr iinn su Der ON beutiaeu
Ibsnc. oen q. Septbr., fattineenben reaelmGBieen
Seriammlung eir9elaben.
l2l1-2l q SlSnarr Hsf.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

Fg- Gonto : Slider BON II Geats bis 3u SO pro
Bud Bapier, porrdtbie uno aui Beteluna aemadt
s q IN y u sssE SsI ~ sr \ gs 81 Sasrtsantsn UNI
t~imorefra6e. tWidr5t6,tS)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Netle Wn3eiNen.
Gilenuaarrm fir syamilirus Orbrundl,

s5Hsioruaarcn, e61el, Ebeebrsttcr, SciieL 8ngeGs
eiien, Slriitu, S%diitcmIbIcu, Gdrtcu=GeritbidGiteH
&C. binig bel Sarriiou s Spbuc,
Rr. 100, Scringtpnirdhe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

Die 9feItaurattcn Der n@oncorotG" piro pom I,
Oft. 1871 an ~ucrgebcn. 9urani 0ieiteTtirenbe luoleT
iih ~9tidltgit an ole 8crpaLtun9 Der ySoncoroiG'
ldriltlt1 menocn. Ste SerDaltnn9.
IOlp.b u. 7 q o, SSrpipu, SCff.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
QiarUuua,

Srci 9auoerrtHss9 oten, gcSogen, batirt uno lobtz
bur nab ibreu reip. Saten, eine pom %. 6ebr. 1871,
Oionotcn Gui Sroer pom &u0uit &llber uno BON ibm
~inooliirt, uno Spei gtotctt uom %. WldrS 1871, pom
oStouc tr. =SanueretnC Dir. 3 Der Staot Baltimore"
20, Gui Sroer uon Charles 3luber, ino ~usrloren 9ez
gGn9sn onCr 9eitubtru; Scoetnunn iulro geporrt,
pieItlbcn anSuiuuItn. .t2lO21
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
3Gknh(ritrr

lbhtCn gebcn uuo gigcnt9 M Oor benz 9lite. Der
6arItion'i6e Yligabteitcr .ntbdlt BlUel in elmer Fups
feruen Stanae. Wiau fonlme uno G~bcrJeugC it'd! SIN
@roBz unb alCinuertduie 81 bcrabgeiegtsn 4rCiien.
gridbrene Arbeitcr itno a%H0cfc1t. aub lit Elm Uoucs
Eager irenoer uRe amerttantiber @iieuipaGren uui
Hdqer pet Sdrriion s Spbn,
(~lprtf46Oite.) ssr. 167. Srri~u9tcufra6c.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Nnnrnr0ia

gn Stele ots iirJlid ucritor0enen 9eneralz agen'
ten Sr. i. Sile6r0Ro, mt nunmtbr Sr. Sarl S8eid,
tn gum @encral @mi8ratious : a9rnten Der n8enn
iutUauiusS trGlzSiienbagn ernanpt Uoroeu, (2i2
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
Ssrnrlifrn mn Saltimnre

ipolcn ~9etGIi9it ytottS ncbinen, oaB Bic Stee in Der
SlpDeftrdHcu : Spnago9e teten Spnnfaa Mfpr'
gen pom = bio Al ubr uro ieecn Wfittipu cp Nbeue
pom Il = bis . lbr bis 81 Den 6eiertagen an AppItz
tanten uermietbCt lreroen.
LOB u, 9,12,O,Sl 1B. VI. WuieS, Setr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06

ST.. Ssif. 9iie emann ip9Hroe ann eoacttsur hs,
"Satllonte" erndnnt, uno lii auBer lbm Riemuno be.
ree1tl9t @eloer iiir bela9ten Serein gu coneftiren.
l2lU-2l Spurae meip, RrGf.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
A1aE Ynr WnflahtnnQ!

SQltIln ore, oe1 D. Sept. 1871
2pcr pom 6indnS. Is omitc, oNs ROnos fir ods 9roBe
"9empctrttttrs" SGit iammClt, GtTtuldre uRo Sarten
erBulten bat, fUiro bitrmit brn9eno Criudt, 10 balo,
lUie moAiid, Die 1arten ir9eno etncm y o.
mite Wit8lte6e 6nri dju8eben. SIN aui=
TRACE oes @omite'S
Ci2-5l Sanrcnce Sangfton, Sbmann.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1871-09-06
SdJMl Mn}eigcn.
Gtnots V1prmoI @d,ulc.

Gie pCrihiCoCnen 8cportenente urrben Sicnfda,
ben o. Septbr., NICER roiinet lucIhtn.
II SScrmal : Sdjule, Ar. "a, Gorb 2 YGcshluBe,
lluterridt mo Binder irCi iGr z hllcr, nelhe pou Der
Staotz oocr Gouutu=S dutbeb0roG 5nr SsroubiIouuq
as ECbrer eruanut Worocr. Sur ale oEocre $25 pro
GcrmtI, 5ablbQr I'M 8or0us
y Surbcreitunge : Sdiule fir iuHgc Sameu
inter SO Sahrcu, ooer iir ioldc, Die Htht BtHreiz
dcuo ausaebIIoct, nm In ole 1lormat e SduIe etutres
ten 81 touuen. gebtnaung; Sl0 pro Guartat.
81 muccu 2 dbulc iHr Wide dDcn. SrGu Waru
SorglIdnn, Rrin5ipaltn, 9ir. ", @aroen-. ndbe Ma
oiionitra6e, Slotrgung: $40 his $50 pro Guartat.
A. sinner : SdhuIc, Yr. 20, Concentrate, rad
BEN 4lane Der Sineer8drten getabrt. Ssotugung; $40
pro GulltQG.
81 NJ otsu.S dsuIe FIR aaaben, 9r. Jlth. @rpop,
TrlnJtpuI. SvoingunQ: $40 bis $40 pro Guurtai.
gec8tn ndbersr ausfuntt meToe man ib on ben
llnteI5ei6nctcu 5Uiihen s uno 10 ubr 8ormttlne5 in
Sri. IA, WClts6 Gpettcitra6r.
t2C6-t7l M. II. Wcpeu, SrGiibrut.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-12-09
Bu1gtt Of Fun.

A DISTRESSING CoNSUNDRUM.-A New
Orleans paper tells US of an ambitious young
debateT+S'a village society who propounded
this abstruse cOnnundrum:
Err man plants watermilliOn seed next to
his fence: and this ere watermillion seed
sprouts up in watermllion vine grows and
meanders through that ar fence into another
mans lot ajacient that ere watermillion vine
that sprouted from that watermilhon seed and
meandered thro' that ar fence INTO tins ere
other mans lot ajacient the vim consolidatese
and hon-Ologates into watermillion, the
question, Teller citizens and ladies; is: To
which Of these ere men did that ar water
million so homologated, belong: TO that man
who planted that ar watermlillon seed that
meandered thro' that ar fence into -, ere
mans lot adjacent, and thar consolidated into
. watermlllion; OF to the man who owned
this ere lot adjacent whar was So promCl-
gated the watermillion that 50 exeTgitatcd
from that ar watermlllion vine that meander-
ed thro' this ere fence and so sprouted from
that or watermillion seed that ere man there
planteda
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-12-09

ROUGH ON LAwYERs.-A good joke is told
on limb of the law in St. Louis, who having
missed his Car pass, requested the police to
notify the conductors, and have the thief ar
rested if it should be presented. He after
wards found it among his papers, and on
riding again presented it to the conductor
who immediately seized the astonished lawyer
by the collar, and without regard to protes-
tations of innocence, took him to police quar-
ters The conductor had been looking for
that pass, and knew an honest mans face
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-12-09

A Wyoming man discovered a satisfactory
solution to the "woman question" the other
day. His wife got herself immoned for a
juryman, leaving the poor fellow to keep
house. He protested, but ii was no use. She
said he would find out how nice it was to
stay at home and mind the children, while
she was loafing around the court house as he
used to do" The man went home and hired
. good looking cook, and sent word to his
wife that he was getting along first rate She
got excused on the instant, dropped in sud
denly at the house, ana in about five minutes
that blonde cook was seen making two-torty
time away from the premises. minus her
chignon.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-12-09

Judge Cush once had dog case, in which
the ownership OF the canine was in dispute.
The evidence was conflicting and the judge
became confused. Stop" said he, stop
right there, Well settle the matter very
shortly. You, Mr.. Plaintiff 90 out into the
far corner out there. You, Mr Defendant
come into this corner up here. Now both OF
you whistle, and, Mr.. Clerk, let the dog loose y
So SAID. SD done; bu, the dog sprang between
he legs of the bys,anders and 'scooted' out
Ct the door
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Valparaiso fnd.) has Rev. Mr.. Beer. 1t
snot stated whether he ever gets at lager.
heads with his congregation.
\ Connecticut Enoch Arden returned
nome. took in the situation at a glance, tear
uly borrowed dollar from his successor, and
departed.
In recent conversation Grant said, Bout
well is puritancal and cold blooded. He is
not strong man. Besides he is a tea-drinker,
and damn tea-drinker any how" Gran,
aas more faith in whisky.
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"Who dare spit tobacco juice on the floor
Of tins Car T. savageIy exclaimed II large and
powerfully built passenger, as he arose from
his seat and stslked down the aisle, trowning
lefnately at the other passengers. Il dare ~
laid burly looking fellow, as he deliberately
elected a quantity of The noxious saliva upon
the floor aisle "All right, my friend" said
the first speaker, slapping the other upon the
shoulder, give us chew of tobacco"
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Unprotected females (awaking old gent,
who is not very well)-"O, Mister, would you
find the captain I'm sure we're In danger.
I've been watching the man at the whee! he
keeps turning it round first one way and then
the other, and evidently do2cn't know his
own mind. '-Pmch
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\ nice young girl al Green Bay, was beng
pur,ed by nice young man. lie was gen
Gously inclined, and made her presents o.
hir-oi!, which he purchased from the store of
bis ado-ed. After giving her some twenty
bottles of the oleaginous fluid, he discovered
he was working in a circle as fast Is he pre-,
,ented them. she returned them to the store,
thus dutifuy making trade for her father.
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About three months ago young fellow
went into Lowell factory and offered to
marry the girl who could jump the highest
The 200 girls there employed at once began
the spring board exercise and they have been
jumping ever since. Some Of them have come
TO equal Mark Twains jumping frog but the
wiShed-for man fails to put in an appearance.
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SIA'TE. OF" LIMOS, LA SALL.Co-ss
- Circuit Cunt thereof, 20 Fe6rua,y Term A. D. E1.-In

thuNCfTV.
Caroline NJ Davis rs Charles II. Davs.-Blu for Drorre
IL appearing from affidavit l- In the ofnce OF the
cerR oil SAID courI that Had defendant Charles II. Davis
n0 resident OF said state, and said complainant having
hIcd her hl OF complaint In said court chaneey
SIDE thereof on the 30 day OF November 1871 herein
ana summons having been ssued thereon accordny
Nouce therefore, hereby given 10 said defendant Charles
H. DAVIS that unless you shall personally he appear be
Tore sara court Al said term thereof be held Cours
House 10 Ottawa IN said county the first Monday Of Feb
Tuary next D. SI2 (when and where retu
able and plead deu- except to said blu the same
VIII he taken for confessed against you the matters and
things therein prayed tor deereet accordingly.
CHARLES II. HOOK. Clerk.
RTE BICKyoRD. Solicitors. noy254w
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"There are two ways of doiac it, said Pat
to himself, as he stood musing ,,d waiting for
a job on the street corner n save $4,000
Unjust lay me up 5000 yer, or cam put
away $40 year for 200 years. Now which
way will do il !"
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\ Yankee peddler had no difficulty 1t get.
tlg RID ota large quantity of shoe bronze IN
Nbia, the natives buying 1t eagerly and
ualg 1t ~ u cosmetic.
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Sowing Green, KY, has 81 lawyers and
onS one house of worship. 1t is claimed
tina one thing is the reason of tho other
tliu.
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- lady was lately Rugged 10 death in
Observation-Disclosures illustration OF the
power OF the press"
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is difficult to understand why some peo-
pl concern themselves about their lungs.
VIXEN their lungs take air OF themselves,
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n Holland every mother of twins gets a
bous OF $40 from the royal family. American
wdcn never had any such announcement.
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'WooDIULIING" is what they call it now
WIN wife cuts her husband for and affinity.
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No'rlCE;.-ksTATxo OF JoHN DONAGH. DErEAsEp-
~ Notice Is hereby given, that the undersigned Executors
OF the last will ana testament OF John DonAgh. late Of
cosny OF La sale ana state of Illinois, deceased will appear
before the County Court of said Monday
tbeing the 18th day. Jany s the Otts
wa in said county, when and where al persons savng claims
or demands against said estate notified attend pre-
sen, the same In writing for adjustment.
Dated this iih day OF November A D.. 49,.
SAMUEL HUGHES,
JOHN HUGHES
Rovll 6w Executors.