Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1871-08-04
G1eanings.
Paternal acrcs-The old mans

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bowling alleys
Jackson county, Mississippi, has IL
seven horned COW.
Big watcrmclons are three cents apiece
at Newbcrn, n {.
There are sixty eight colleges for
| females in the United States
Physicians say that IA fondness for
| Eichy water bctrays vichy-atcd taste.
| Perpetual motion-The movement of
fashionable lady in warm room with u
pretty fan.
Why was Louis Napolcons army like
| his moustrchc. Because it was waxed
| at both ends.
\ recent live stock census of Great
| Britain shows 9,235, ,052 cattle, 32, 1S7, 49,,
sheep and lambs, and 1850, 730 pigs.
Fossil lions, tigers leopards elephants.
heifcrs, lemons, palm leaves, and cocoa
nuts have been found in Colorado.
A New Orleans man who tried to
fright n his wife by playing burglar,
hopes to recover, even if they can't find
| the ball.
Whole herds of cattle near Council
| Bluffs, Iowa, are becoming totally blind,
| and no cause can be assigned for the
| calamity
A Norfolk (Na) paper reports that q
| little girl was lately lost in the tall weeds
of il principal street, and WAS only found
after an hours search by the ncighbors.
Calais, Maine, is a nice place for young
men to 90 to. The local paper there
says that two-thirds of the wealth of the
town is to be inherited by young girls.
| The rich men there do not have sons
| The lazy school boy who wrote the name
Of a distinguished soldier and patriot Us
& Drew Jaxon, has been outdonc by
theological student who, having half
| dozen shirts to mark, wrote the first John
! Thomas and the remainder ditto.
Horsc.stcalng, formerly an extensive.
ly cultivated and profitable branch of IL
dustry in Missouri, but which of late
years has been somewhat neglected in
that State, is being renewed to IA great ex-
tent in the reg ion extending from St
Louis to Arkansas.
A school teacher asked a new boy who
made the glorious universc:' but the boy
couldn't tell So the teacher got raw
hide and told the boy if he didn't tell he
would whip him The boy looked at the
whip and snivellcd out Please sir,
did; but wont do il again"
4 California paper having accused the
Memphis appeal of telling a fllschood.
the Louisville Courier-JoUrhdi remarks:
at is comparatively safe when there is
| o1t
phis editor, to tell him that he lies but it
is death under any other circumstances.
As a farmer living in Madison county,
| H., was threshing his wheat friction set
his machine on fire and entirely destroy
cd the thresher and the stacks OF wheat.
The fire also swept over the entire field,
consuming everything that came in it's
way. 1t was with difficulty that even the
horses were saved.
Josh Billings says: "Most emmy man
will conceed that it looks foolish to see
boy drag a heavy sled up hill for the
tleetin' plesher of ridin' down again, but
it appears to me that the boy is a sage
by the side of the young man who works
hard all the week, and drinks Ills was, S
on Saturday night"
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lno'iaS =, iiaii'!hc, VINO was shot pv
iiAi'ie III Aio""> ~ January ias'' Is '"e
SAINT eNpiess "9e'i. VINO was iiiiue Tar
IS. ioi "ul Siai "c"roii III Noi'h
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va ,i''' - :. "'' " ''",0 is' i'i'e'" w
sion until charges were paid.
4 striking instance Of the llasty. care
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.ouhs man went 10 oc''' it''' my " on,h- III,
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Inc people Oh htlo"e isitilu are haPpv
N consequence u '.,e appearance III 'iieir
waters vi tnat cAccicllt nsh the noilita-
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1t Is believed that large proportion ol
what are termed Indian outraTes are com
mtted by White despcrad"es from MeSi'
co, who disguise themselves as Indians
for the purpose OF decclNlns thelr victims
as 20 ti'eii ha'loi''"'', "ie s".u ~ =.
'Ie4"en' 'ie Mean ''"' II. '''o 'e'N,'s
OF 'he NO Ufa'at' e''i''i'i'','s oet'ie"'-
tions WIN i,.ipuh'tN ui'oH tne i'e'i''e GU
pom SUES VI 'he ''Ne''
The census of Australia was taken on
the same Il Y that the enumeration of
inhabitants in the British Islands took
place The RegiStr. General of the
province of Victoria, which contains
about 100 .O0u inhabitants WAS so conf
dent of the accuracy of his returns that
he offered reward of ten Shillings-two
dollars and Il half in gold-to every house
holder who could show to him that his
, house old had been over looked by tn,
sub enumerator
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