The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-02-04
HARP OF ERIN S'LooN, Sixth WARD, D.
No. Xnnr nononher l21n

Moo YORK, December l, 1917
1t is possible to hev too much NV a good thing
there is gettin' to be altogether too much Nv
the Democracy Nv Moo York to SCOT me. The
| eggstraordinary means yoosed by the tyrant and
despot Grant to prevent repeetin' hez bin NV
incalculable profit to the Chiefs OF Iammany,
and hezn't hurt iem a particle, Heretofore they
hev elected themselves by cmployin' repeeters to
vote, at so much a vote, witch had got TO be ex-
pensive. ez the men dom it he'd to be paid largely
to make a liyin' odt Nv it. When Grant stopped
the repeetin' by broot forse, the cheefs achieved
the same result by skiIiful countin', and they
found it much cheeper. lie wuz ez easy TO find
three judges NV eieckshun- who wood swear that
a candidate had such a majority, ez it WIZ to git
men to actually put in the ballots by .repeetin',
and it didn't cost one fourth as much. But 1T
throwed some thousands nv our best men out NV
employment, and makes discomfort among EN-.
They must be provided for in some way, else
they may git into runniu' independent candidates
agin the reglers.. Heaven help Iammany eft its
old standby shood turn agin it! ~ "a
20 rid ourselves of this surplus Democracy (for
L don't suppose repeetln viii ever be allowed
agin to any extent, L yesterday sent the follow
ing letter to General Trochu, who hez French
liberty under his charge just now; =.
Moo York, December l. l87e.-Io General
ITOchu, Paris. France: That w are in a tite
place / think va will be willin tn admit. The
dastardly Germans, witch | hate, ownin to the fact
that in this land of freedum they mostly stand in
dedly 'opposishen to slavery and the luther insti-
tootshens witch the Democracy champion, these
Germans hev yu bi the bak NV the neck. There
isn't no doubt about it. Bizmark hes the tru
German push about him, and, wat is worse for
WI, he hez a milyun or less of troo Germans to
push. Yoor demoralized, becoz 700 heyen' t eny
graft central idea tn, contend for. L hev.a plan
for yure immejit and permenent salvashun, wieh
i hereby submit :: ;,f ..-.-...
u We hev in Moo York forty thousand Nv the
brave sons of Erin, witch hey heretofore dun our
votin, witch under the plan of countin maiorities
any reference to the votes in the box, we
don't need no more. In fact, they are in our
way, for tn keep 'em from operatin agin us we
hev to take care Nv 'em. These brave men VOC
kin hev.
Yoo may say that forty thousand is too few to
accomplish the relief Nv Paris. 700 don't know
EN-. 700 want to take that forty thousand men
and land 'em on the coast nv France. I;iy. each
NV 'em a quart bottle nv the eleesiIun whisky
we yoose here, made of equal parts NV
high-wines and alcohol, with Cayenne pepper,
scotch snuff and a plug NV tobacco in it to make it
then put yoorself at their he'd in full
organize yoorself into a tablow, and.
Vavin yoor sword, exclaim S"tPatriots, there is
Paris. There's an elecshun to be held there to-
That's all 700 want to say. Yoo incident saw
word about dooty to country. or anything else
Sieh other military orators yoose to infiame their
Earriors.9 The moment they. comprehend the
neanin' NV yoor words, they will raise the. Amer
kan war cry, Erin go bragh,' and 700 coodent
lold 'em.
700 incident fear the result. Moltke and the
Prince haint got men enough to keep 'em 8
of Paris. They will go throo them Germans
ike a flash Nv lightenin throo u gooseberry bush.
Zoo incident even give 'em arms. With such a {
they'd wade thro blood and go throo g
DIVISIONS of armed men With nothing but their i
hands. -.gft q
But sposing they do git in Paris, what Their? q
here are yet the Prooshen armies outside to be 4
%estroyed, 700 win say.
Very good. Strike yoor moo allies in their
Teakest spot. Rouse their hottest enthoosiam. Il
appeal to their highest instinks. Make it worth t
while to be heroic. Say to them that s
rance repays those who do velorous deeds for Z
er. Offer a series of rewards to EN-. Suthin' t
this style E- s
For the KILN of ten Prooshens, a poleece- Il
lan's place in Paris for two years. I
For the KILN of twenty Prooshens, a poleece- a
lan's place for four years. Il
For the capcher ola Prooshen gun, a postorfs. &