The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-12-01

Macerne, for larceny. eighteen
months; Jack shepard, tor larceny,
three years.
The man who seduced young lady
of Dallas by drugging her, has put a
quietus upon prosecution by marry
ing his victim.
A San Francisco widow has been
made happy by receiving s50,000 OF
insurance money on her deceased
husbands life.
A gang of Dallas boys deserve
spanking for tying ropes across the
sidewalk of dark nights to trip un.
wary pedestrians.
A Portland woman couldn't get q
divorce and tried to laudnnum herself
out of the world. The attempt
wasn't o success.
The Idaho Penitentiary has but
eight prisoners. But local paper
apologies by saying that many art
out who ought to be in.
S. A. Clarke, OF Salem, has sued
Bill Watkinds for $4,000 damages
for shooting him. In return Bill has
sued Clarke for slander.
Mrs. Carrie r. Young is lecturine
the Walla Wallians on Whisky and
the Liver" The folks up there are
said to have it pretty bad.
The Corvallis Gazette has entered
upon its ninth volume. 1t is n gush
ing little Republican sheet aud de
serves we'll from its party.
A Salt Lake gentleman was cover
ed up by snow-slide and the bod,
cannot be recovered till spring
His wife is almost distracted.
California has sent lot OF choic.
grapes to Grant and fifty boxes o.
apples to Queen Victoria. Jaspe,
johnson should come in next.
"Raw-hide hash" was the disf
served up at Jacksonville hotel II
a villain who slandered Hanah Rails
before the Jackson county grand jury
last week.
A Portland man made seven revo.
lutions in q mill wheel and came on,
Of the scrape perfectly naked. save q
part OF boot leg which had caught
around his neck.
Susan b. Anthony says the Bible
opposes woman's rights, but that the
Bible was made for hcathen times
and has no references TO the present
Isn't this blasphemy?
The Gazette mathematics bad boys
for tearing down hand-bills. We
wish brother Carter would do it tc
some little cusses in Albany, too.
while he has his hand in.
Z. w. Reynolds, Radical. m.
nounces himself as an independent
candidate for Sheriff Of Baker coun.
ty, next June. He is certainly sta
king time by the fore!ock.
A robber would have got away
with much booty from store in
Santa Rosa but for tho shootistical
proclivitics of clerk. The robbel
was gathered to his fathers.
A brother quill thinks Miss An
thony is "cross old snapper" Sc
would any body else be who had been
in the old maid business for fifty
long years with the same snap that
she has.
Madame Forestelle, the "ohly fe-
male contortionist," tried to work a
button hole in her husbands hide at
Portland last Saturday but the pistol
missed fire. Too much "tangle-leg''
was the cause.
The Washington Territory Legis-
lature has authorized Frank Clarke
to get up an extensive lottery TO aid
the Territory in liquidating her in
This is a "new way to
pay old debts"
The wife of q Methodist preach
er in Benton county, assisted by her
dogs, killed q fine buck deer with an
ax last week. Her husband thinks
she is better source of supply than
a "donation party"
A Yamhill county man has just re-
ceived his pay in Confederate script
for services in the Southern army
during the war, and the mean aboli-
tionists of Yamhill won't take the
money in payment for goods
The Eugene Journal says that Su-
san Anthony's lecture in that city
last Monday evening "caused much
hard feeling between several men
and their wives" This is the univer-
sal result of the woman movement.
The Corvallis Gazette editor saw q
fine bedroom set leave the furniture
store the other day, and thinks
there are ''two souls, with but sim
gle thought" in that vicinity! The
cake is doubtless his'n by this time.
The 5000, 900 breach of promise
and seduction trial in San Francisco,
in which Miss Turner is plaintiff and
Mr.. Ortiz is defendant, is sufficiently
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