The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-09-02
Josh Billings on IEorIl.

d. Kern is a serial /, j ann glad.ox is.s ssrl
|; Il got its name from Series, a prints!
tiff wglnai., gl and iai her day the goddess
oy. oats, sandSsich like..s.--...-.s4..SSs y
Korn IA apmtimca called maize, and it
grows IN sich parts oy the Western coun-
try very amaizehly .5s.,,3, 1.,if .
+ ! have socn it out thare 18 foot hi il
don't mean the aktuaal korn ITSELF has,
tlietress on which IL grows. s7ss.'er i5i 81.
Kern; hazi ears, hut never haz but one
car, which IL az deffaz an adder. e4g5 s5I
Ipjun meal il made out Ioy korn, and
kqrn dodgers il made out oy ipjun meal,
and korn dodgers arc sa.,q latest chunks,
sovs the bread purswashup, kaowns tem
man. ,,.,,....,s.,., S,,,,,. ,,y. -, ~ Il
Korn dodgers are made out oyE water
With fnjun meal mkt into it, and then;
baked on a hard board, ID the presence;
oy tiot IRE. L
= When you can drive a10 penny nail
into them, with d sledyc-h hammer, .hey
are sed, bf good judges, to be we'll done,
and arc, reddy tow be ehawed upon !.
1 They viii. keep five years in a damp
1place aud not gro tender, and dog hit
With one OF them viii yell for week,
aud then crawl under the barn and nut.
ter for Two days more. ~, -..s.,
4 / Have knuwed two hours miself ON
f6ne side os korn aodser without pro-
dusihg emmy result, and think could
s,arse to death twice before / could re-
duce a korn dodger. q :.,-3
1 They get the name dodger from the
i;h'ncsiate necessity Of .dodgeing if one
Fiz hove horizontally at yu in anger,
| 1t u far better few be smote, bi a 8
7 year old steer, than.a torn dedser that
IL oniy three hours old f..
+ " biskec Gaoble whiskee) is made out
rv Ior,,, aud .wkiskee is ono oy the.
creates, blessings known tew man.
e We never should have b;n. able. tew
! ell our stats p;izqns With cnersetick
iucii. ard onr poor-hou uses with good eat.
orS, if il want for noble uhiskee.
Wo ney,r Should hay had emmy tempe
rauce sous or. society, nor demokratik
poGyticians, ar fites, nor good murder
crs, nGr phatt aldermen, uor wiiskey
4 rings, suor nothing, il it want Ior blessed
fwhiskee. .'t- ~
: II it want for kcrn how .could emmy
body set korued? ~
And il it want fur getting horned,
what would liic be worthl
I We snould all sink down to the level
20. the brntcs if it want for getting
kk6:Acd' 81
I The brutes don't git koraed they
haipt got emmy reason or soul.
We often hear of "druuken hrutcs !"
this isia compliment to oxen which don'r
bclong tew them
Korn also Raz karnels, and kurnels
are often horned, so are brisadecr-scne-
rails. =
johnny kake is made out oy korn, SO
IL has'y puddin. sr aF gelsa
4 ii asty ,puddin and milk is quick ,ew
eat. - l.ee-,,, - =. 5t-l 81,
-feAll you hav g,t to do liz to gap and
swallo, aud that liz Che last Of the pul-
din.
Korn vas familiar tcw antiquity. Jo-
seph waz sent down into Egipt after som
korn, but his broth srs didu't want him to
90, SO they took pity on him and pittcd
him in a pitt : EI<"F
When his brothers got bick hum, and
were asked whare Joe waz, they d;dn'i
! a"t-cs~iol..n IL . l-..~.. ~. :: \
1t has been proved that it IL wicked to
lie about korn, or emmy of tho otheryeg-
ctabes.
Thure liz diffsfcnce, between Icing
and saving wood, it IL easier to lie, cs-
pcshly in the Shade.
Korn has one ti,iag. that noboddy else
has got, and that il kob. ss.-.
Tins Rob raus thru the middle oy the
korn, aud iz' az phull ov korn as JOB was
ov biles.
| | always ieei sorry vixen p tlfnS oS
Job, and wonder how he managed tew
set down in chais.Hh
Knowing how tew, set dow, square on
u bile, without hurting thcthair, il one
oy the lost arts. sGo h3rs9e9 ec w
Job was n card he had more pa
shunce, and bliss, tcw the square iuch,