Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1871-07-07

A volume Of love Your bank-book

Go to strangers for charity, acquaint
ances for advice, relatives for nothingi
Anything which makes religion iti
second object, makes religion 10 obi
ject.
What is young girls most clarmil
quality? That which she does not knd1
that she possesses. ~
The sweetest thing in the world ~
woman's heart. 1t is a perfect hone1N
comb-full Of cells. Beware. Si8
Swedish brandy is favored with red,
ants, but a fellow we know says he had'
an aunt favored with brandy:
There is man in New York now wl,,1;
owns II 900 acre dairy farm in Califori'
mia.
Statistics prove that handsome wi6-S
ow has three chances for marriage to a
maden's one.
The gaslights of Denver, Colorado, are
reported to be visible at village fifty
miles distant.
Every town and village within raj
dius Of thirty miles of philadelphia,
now has one or more loca! papers.
The express agent at Arcadia. Ghio.i
the 0 her day. threw $1,000 into the,
stove by mistake. The greenbacksi
burned finely.
The poor Indians arc becoming civil
iZed. Five pf the wives Of Cut-over- the
top, chief of Kansas tribe, have appli-I
ed for divorces (.
A Maine mans family of four sons and
one daughter have married his next-door,
neiglbor's four daughters and one
son.
1t is officially reported that there are
over 1900 miles of highway in Massa-
chusetts and not more than 1883 miles
of railroad
A careless patent examiner, the other
day, certified stray copy Of Mr.. Gree
ley's autograph, as draft of a patent
able improvement in subsoil plows.
Just before his death, and while ap-
pareEtly unconscious, Conductor Pollard
who died at Nashua, n. IT,. few DAYS
ago, whispered, I'm waiting for the
train
A Judge in Texas told murderer the
other dav, You have been tried and
convicted of killing your wife with an
axe, and you ought to have been asham-
ed of yourself"
A piece of land valued at 800. 900 has
been offered in the city of Hartford for
the establishment of an Astronomical
Observatory, by one Of the wealthy citi-
iZens there.
"Imperceptible switches" arc announc-
ed for sale in New York These. of
course, are for young ladies; but what,
the small boys want 20 see announced
are impalpable switches.
Teacher Tommy, what does hair
spcll?' Apt Pupil-'Dunno. sir" Teach
er-"Whv, YOU numskull. what have you
got on your head. Apt Pupil-'I dun,
no, sir, but think it bees fca.'
4 man ~tapp"d into drug store in Co.
rydon, In l.. the other day, and wanted
to buy "tinker's violin" to cure certain,
malady He said the doctor told him to
get it. After vast amount of cogitak
ting and questioning, it was found that
the man wanted tincture OF iodine. HI
The Bureau of Excise emits the rd
markable statement that the daily cont
sumption if domestic spirits exceeds the
the total quantity distilled hy 13.64s
gallons, equivalent to 1,09l $50 average
drinks. The addition is probably adul- i
teration.
Clergyman's wife (who takes great in
terest in her industrial schooD-"Janc
Brown. I'm sorry to hear from your mis- u
trcss that you are not diligent at your
needlework. Now you know who it iss
Jane Brown (artfully thinking to propi{
tiate)-''If you please, m yeou do, mi! 4
There was seen the other day little
boy in the streets of Collosse, n. Y. cry
irg. A gentleman stepping up to the
little fellow. said: MY little man, wlisA
is the matter?' to which he rcspendeds
'I've got the stomach-ache and I'll have
it again if I've mind tot
The new bogus five cent nickel, Of
which there are great number in circn-
lation, can be detected by an inspection
of the motto. an God We Trust" whicll
is much larger on the counterfeit tha1
on the genuine. The yellow color of thu
counterfeit, caused by the presence d
zinc, is also noticeable.
1t is pleasant to know. upon the authd
ity of a veteran statistician, that in 195G
the population of the United States will
be 179,000.000. How, then, we will look
back with contempt upon this day Of
small things!
"The fact is said an elderly wife, -.
man does not know how to straipltcn M
things. don't WONDER" she remarko6
in conclusion, "that Wien God madJ
Adam, he went right to work and made =
woman to tell him what to do. IS
johnny, said one of the boys to 8
bereaved friend, who had just lost hia
father. yer behaved well at the
funeral" "Oh, pshaw!" replied Johnny.
with the air of one whose merits We.
only half recognized. you should laavA
seen me at the grave"
When man puts his foot on the han
mer of rifle and looks down the baY
rel to see if it is loaded, and the coroner
soon after finds the principal part of the
mans head distributed around the cell
ing, it will be safe to assume that The RI,
fle was loaded.
The following ''notis" is posted urR1
the Rittersvillc PA Hotel. Thew
don't believe in printers: Sea ks
New Veal right Shop is Built mp.
end of Bethlehem. invite all men to-
Come and see Will Attend Promptly 4
to it to Make old and New Wagons ~
cheap as Any Body Els"
The cure Of Freddy Giles, who fell sew
enty feet down a stairway at the Gait
house, Louisville, some few weeks ago. is
considered one of the greatest surgical
feats ofthe day. He was literally broken
to peiccs, but by the care of DR.. j. 3M. Kel-
lar and others, is whole and well again.
As showing what woman can da 1t is
stated that Mrs. Henry. popularp preach !,
er III Missouri. acts as pastor, dues the
singing for the congregation. nrcachcs
three times week, looks after5ik "a NOR.
ais Of the members and takes CHE of six
little children. This is the reSo-tl Of &
busy life.
Mother" said little Ned, Aone morn
ing, after having fallen ont Of bed. II:
think | know why fell oat of hed last
night. 1t was because slept tao near
where got in" Musing little while
as in doubt whesher lie had given thc
right explanation, he added ssNs. thai
wasn't the reason; it was lssaassso s,er
too near where fell out
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