Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1871-02-24
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"A sslebaAe&peet q ene 6asssdesalis-r
ed that be 1oufa .tspplJ ~ Iabesf0F any
Occasion" !" A fisheYman sought him short
|ly after aud wanted "a line strong sbcugh
TO catch a porpoise. 2 . 81 ~ ~
"Have you, IN your sibun. fsby 6rigi-
|nsl poetuff' asked one young lady Of sn-
|other. eNo, was the reply ,ss.but some
|of my friends have favosed me With osigi-
|nal spelling" : ssa' uaiaiaa Ell lgs.. '4.rae9
The New York Day Book ssJs': "If
Jour wife wanted to run away with anotlsera
man, we would wish her Godspssds sfoiawe
think too much Of her 70 zee her Hapk for
anythipg."s a., s.ssad. s.s...9s
docs Hobson Recipient 2, N - sOsstaiu--
|ly; whatever Is lent Ia him, he - sure TO-
keep.Isssl ilsfis5aga ssIi xaisns1e -
When Charles .Lamb sisitedk the Litch-
field cathedral hiss guide. told bin that
three men once dined upon the top Of the
steeple., They -mpst have been very,
sharp set" aaid Lamb. ,.ss-s..s, 49, +.
John, )" said a Qeckney solicitor, to his
son, II see you'll never do for sn sttor-.
lney, you have no Ienefgy." "'Skuse ne,
[fsthef.v Replied John, awbst 1 Want Is
some Of your ehsckensfy.." = s's''sa ss'
Archdeaccconn Fisher, having preached
an old Ssefmon once.s When hss was bot a.
ware that Constable had heSrd 'it before
asked him how be. .iksd 1t. s'Vsrt much
indeed. Fisher, II sepiisd GoesAsklAz ':fs
always did ike that sermon.
.'.My dear, Why j. your aeck haHlw-
chief like the real estatssy pour father has2D
..Dou't know duck. ~ s.Bscanss lovS ,it
is good proper tie.." (propsrtY.o I a t1.s
stander thought he distib pushed 6lDh
thing like = kiss after tie dislog g9e sbd
A lady, who was in the habitofsspeud-
ling large portion Of hef time in the So
ciety Of her neighbofs. happened 6ne day
t.. be taken suddenly u. ana seSt her
husband ip great, haste for 4 physician.
The husband ran . few rods. bpt soon re-
turned exclai@ing. s.'hy diar.. where
shall / end yop when Igsts 6act ~ ?
II may not be senerslly f6owh chat
0uiSVts ~ VuV t4e40SS3Sssz AsVsaA - SsAV1ios-
ence stf,a lox price thsy gst borsdfo for
nothing. 3 s..s A 4. s.aasfstss sssH es
ibid you ever ESow sch ) sa,svhssi-
ical genius 10 my son 2, paidi "a Old lsdy.
l|..Hs his made { iilddls sil odt II hiy own !
1hssd. and be h.s wood lshodiga|s s< Az !:
tosner. 8. lag54 -. al fsa - i.eifsYtsi
sGpilty or uot gailt5 sY slid = judsetc
. nativs df The Emerraad Elsie! !ssot sJnSssS
tyour honor p1s5es,' i1t's iof Bbr hfke iikp
ONE 70 dictate q yG Honor ~ Yosss@a & s Is'1 IT,
was, the rdply. .'ss - 81 ss....sIs.f ii. :.
A dtzvellen writing ehons sffsm shs.
coast of Africa, ayssq sThsap apeppls diss
livery fast. and the sheep hi.ea&sfy l6sgs'
tails" Suf6ciehtlJ concise foff aslsia
LOT readers. 80 as.a ''e'.''.o $ - .s'a
Whist !, Ii. dsreuo. a bl belx.e, q, aslt ia trrnf r,
Of tree and thsgtfunk rafl An slaptnntt
lOne leases in the spring, sapd ths sshgr
leaves whenevsf the msuagSrle 1tessa z ea
Sir Walter Scott. iffhnding book one
|day to friend, tautfo6sd' him TO Be
Epnnctual in returning It. 's'. This is real
" necessary" said Ode poet 10 apology;
''for though mapy sf my ydsisuas' drs had .
|aritkssesicidns. ohssrvD alnost .aln 6fa
them are good gbooz-keercrss" ,is-gs ,sxsI al
Ets thelast osssiph fsltbef 4hss brsslsk
Ithe husbands back. .iaa ID; j. ~ ia
Boys that are philosophers Il siE yeifsle
Of age. are generally blockheads u tssn- :
tty-one. E 1egs tisss.i < III. isas 80 sTsaes =
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