Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-11-27
ALL SORTS.
THE world in arms-she babies.

The world in arms-the babies.
PRorirABLE mining-min'ing ones
business.
CHESS PLAYERS are undoubtedly
pawn-brokers-
TEE topaz emblem Of courage Is No.
vember's jewel.
CHARITY Is as much Of the tongue as
of the pocket. LIEH
GENERAL HAILEcK Is very sick at bis
residence in Louisville.
A SETTLED aversion Is good ground
for a divorce In Indiana.
WAY is a railroad car like a bedbug I
Because 1t runs over sleepers.
H1aHpRAwLIcs-the long-drawn &C
cents of fashionable swells.
A Troy girl says she would rather
have her corsets tight than her fellow
WHAT weed does a gardener seldom
object to see? A cigar In his own
mouth. 7ipgaC 1rarr6'>
MEXICO Is said TO DO like the earth,
in that 1t has a revolution every "a
hours.
GIL am stuck up. I am not proud
as the butterfly said when pinned to
the side of the showcase
The Chicago Times suggests the
Idea of building q monument out Of
the fire tried safes Of the burned dis
trict.
A GOOD book and a good woman are
excellent things for those who know
how to appreciate their value. There
are men, however, who judge Of both
from the beauty Of the covering.
THERE is a man in Red Bluff named
Pogue. We hope If he has a daughter
he had her christened "Arrah-Na.'
"Arrah-N a-Pogue would certainly
find wooers.
WHISKY Is your greatest enemy"
"But" said Mr.. Jones. "don't the
Bible say, Mr.. Preacher, that we are
to love our enemies" ooh! yes,
Jones, but it don't say we arc to swal.
low them"
A LADY In a Western State, sixty.
five years old, recently took a ride on
the cars. She had never been on a
railroad car before, and said they went
too fast for her, and thought she would
catch q chance to ride home In o wag-
on.
F. s. BEDEIL, editor Of the Crown
Point (Ind.) Register, has been twice
reported dead ; and though. the obitu.
airy notices published about him were
quite satisfactory, he cruelty dlsap-
pointed his friends and the public OH
both occasions by continuing to live
OH. The man Is a brute.
TuToN says Victoria Woodruff Is
"a green leaf, and her legion of rela-
tioiIs are caterpillars who devour her.
She will probably get tired Of all OF
| them In time ven Of her blood re-
lations," and then each of these cater
pillars will have to look out for Its
Its own grub.
Miss ABBrE CLIFFORD, Of Iowa, hav-
ing failed by O few votes of being the
| candidate of n political party fol-
School Superintendent, was nomina.
ted by another party, but declined the
honor because she didn't think II
would be honorable to change her pol.
tiles so suddenly. That beautiful del
icacy will wither If Abbie gets into
public life.
A DETROIT negro prisoner on the
way to the penitentiary for larceny
was asked what he thought of his trial.
| He said: "When dat lawyer dat
Tended me made his speech, l thought
shuah I was gwine to take my ole hat
nm walk right out OBJ dat co't-room
but when do Older lawyer got up and
commenced talking, | new ! was de
biggest rascal on top oh de earf."
A POLICEMAN gave Ave dollars to the
Chicago fund. and In less than all houl
he found ten dollars In the pocket Of
drunken man whom he arrested. An
other man was asked to contribute, bu,
declined, and within two hours q dog
bit him In the leg, and he heard that
his mother-in-law had come to stay
six months with him. Is It not true
that virtue Is its own reward?