The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1871-01-15
Morning Star and Catholic Messenger.
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Self.decapitation--A person lifting his y
head up. a.
The Arss lesson in drawing-Drawing
your breath. n
Something you are sure to have at your t.
|fDgeras ends-nails. "
Updisguised ignorance is vastly more en- o
dufable than affected learning. o
When is the moon in bad financial con- 4
diEoni When she is in her last quarter. 4. h
Why is coffee like an axe with dull n
bdgei Because it has to be ground before
it is used. e
ow-legged fowls are said to be better
than others for eating. We believe It'll
they are fatter.
Mr.. Cobb has married Miss Webb. He
knew they were meant to be joined as soon
he spied her.
sss III rive ven o toast" as the fire said
xhen the meat wss placed before it: "May
sx0U be done brown"
Bqft soap, in some shape, pleases all and
geherally speaking, the more "lye" you
put into it the better.
n Speaking Of apples, it is remarkable that
the first apple in Paradise should nave
turned ont the FIRST pair.
y The difference between horse dealer
and . horses tealer is not always pro-
nunced one, although it should he.
II Nbegins to look, ominous when the wo-
man Of the period wants her club she
uied to be satisfied with the broomstick.
sS The difference between bouquet of
ii flowers and the 6 bouquet of wine is, that
III one makes o nosegay and the other gay
k-4U s
VI II say. Pat, what are you about-sweep-
ing ont the roomin "No," answered Pat,
u Pm sweeping out the dirt and leaving the
u room.n
Beware Of inquisitive people; wonder
tv d curiosity to know all is generaiiy ac.
EAB companied by as great an Itch TO tell ~
again.
Al Tman saws a wife should be like roasted
lamb-tender and nicely dressed. Some
hody else wickedly adds, "and without
. sauce"
One important provision against eaten
np cold is to keep your mouth smut. IL
NAVY people this would be ten times wors
ne han cold.
~ III a youag lady has thousand acres Q
sR Aluable land, the young men are app :
eeas EDnclnde that there are snthclent groehu
NO. tf attachment.
IN | Said ope member of the church to an
a. aer. q can give SIS to this object and NJ
j 2c(fy3fH re Then" said his companion
: HIVE no and feel it."
: n pnnaA ehinks it would be a real biesslr
t. 4 b mutXara if somebody could invent sos
J | kat would enable mammas to get the
hanghtersoH their hands.
sssA 4 man who had a severe fall was ask
tF the surgeon, g Have you sPra,ned you
- lis near the fbuia !" NO s'r' "nS"''
e,n near the nlarket-place'
laae ~ 4
ii ueh al ignoramus that ithe could tak'
,r,s and 90 inside his patient, he cou
snd ont what he>matter was.
selsa fsask. who gives nothing to str
!, g--SEss mo- doubt {" that mon cut
as& asssss apd women have babies, on
n Sopealto public sympathy"
- ~. bussman, those horses Of 70
~ % remark ed o gentleman.
- L. 81 n replied the driver, VII IN
VI are the wheels of the coach.
Mist. trying in vain to extract a
10th from q lady's mouth, gave
with this apology, Z" The rae
r. il impossible for anything
nj frop,<y your mouth.
"a 4eetb of q certain talkative ;.
:, :, s&ac loose. she asked a gentleman
:. :. Il T,sa8 explain the cause OF IL: ne rel
Nhrt is proceeded from tue w.oieu0 o"
*. ave them with her tongue.
EAdam Smith, TUG S'o"o ps;.rs 4.
nat, makes the following curious ,aI, % %
ion: aMan is an animal that IN, makes es
.s;ns. No other animal does tins III
&c Exchanges bones with anotheF' u
~ AN old lady who had never yer been eem
ON -. b. broad before, went into tue uep
'"' NJ Bedford the other day, !o9h .
,HS after while turned to a LADY ~
.n$ observed, "It rides real easy doh
i ssesr writer speaks of hut SO 81 m fsa
Shoe M*< ~ which waV TO 1dl
Y atanding. This is like a mai
mr. yrx sci, a complication of disorder
biLi1f IL. know which to die of II
roceeding ,rr man wants to know what VIVA
ls sToA' had better go into that VIII
1869. necupy n high position in s.
At $s, trv the roofing business. l
tres sts. smart man will soon get to
ladder. :,
I, are yery stupid, Thomas,
ed to - teacher to, q little boy eish
Filter, ~ You are little donkey !; an
Louisian' u say do to cure them of stupl
-. M ssy.sss iced them better and kick then
al True aid NE arch urchin. ::
S;sTIaS IA al,. known undertaken for u
- astn the remarks of q commerce.