The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-02-07
Rates of Advertising.
Miscellaneous.

The tools with which editors hew out
their fortunes-the 'ads."
Why Is the sun like a good loaft
Because it's light when it rises.
What State is round on both end.
and high in the middle2 Ohio.
The nearest the Parisians can now
come to mutton is little raw weather
An African in dress circle was the
cause of q rumpus in . Richmond
Theatre lately.
The National Land Company, of
Colorado have disposed of "a, 900 acres
of land since April.
A Cincinnati thief stole an Episco-
pal minister's black silk robe, desiring
the same for q masquerade costume.
Wolves enter the churches in Du.
luth. One weighing 100 lbs. was re-
Gently shet in the Second Presbyterian
Church.
A Buffalo man aggravates his wifi
by wearing FIVE bands of Grape on hi
hat, which constantly reminds her tha
she is the sixth sharer of his affections
1t was cold, in Ottawa, Canada, on
Sunday night. One of the papers says
that water left in kettles on the stove,
with good fire, froze solid.
The Chicago Times in cbroniclinp
the fact that man married to get on.
of Jail, remarked that "some char
have queer idea of liberty"
josh Billings observes; "Sekrets ar
kussed poor property, emmy how; i
you circulate them yu looze them, ano
fyu keep them yu looze the interest OF
the investment"
Daughter: "Well, to tell the truth
do not think much of the close of tn
sermon" Father: Probably yo.
! were thinking Of the close of the con,
gregation."
A good deal of the consolation OF
fered in the world is about as consoling
as the assurance of the man to his wifi
when she fell into the river: "You'l.
find ground at the bottom"
Olive Logan, in her advocacy q
women suffrage, remarked to her mall
auditory, "thst they had swallowed tn
negro, and" che added, 81 think it ia
prettv hard, indeed, if you can't go tt
white woman as far as your lips"
A Chicago hackma made q stran
ger, from whom he had taken a sever
dollar fare, believe that policema
who stood near was the "boss," and h
would be mad if he heard about carry
ing passengers so cheap.
Near Seneca Falls in New York, on
George Harper made seven attempt
to commit suicide, and failing in all q
them, he went to Waterloo and &c.
married. He must regard wedlock D.
the last refuge of desperate minds.
The Chicago Post says; "McKea
Buchanan has been struck with para
ysis, but, sad to relate, will probabl
recover. We speak in the interest O.
the noble histrionic art. He is tn
best poker player and the poorest acte
in the world"
In Galveston, Texas, there are thre
newspaper men named Jones. who a.
constantly getting into trouble on ca
others account. Week before last o. q
of them was assaulted on the street fcI
writing an abusive article he had ne
er seen. And few days before, I'll
wrong Jones was accused of desertir
his second wife, though he had neyc7
been married. The three Jones
threaten, after the Milesian fashion,
exterminate one another to establi,
their identity.
A physician, who was something
wag, called on a colored Baptl
minister, and propounded few pu
zling questions; "Why is It," said b
that you are It able to do the san.
miracles that the apostles didH The
were protected against poisons and O
kinds of perils. How is it that yc
are not protected in the same way
The colored brother responded promP
ly: Don't know about that, docto-
| specs ] is. / have tooken might
sight of strong medicines from yoL
doctor, and / is alive yet"
The man who does not admire beaut-
in woman is not properly constituted
There is something wrong somewhere
His heart cannot be in the right plac,
For ourselves We often time our walk
so as to meet the troops of young girl
on their way to or from school. Tn,
sight of them does us good. The clea
compilations, bright eyes, red lips in
dictate health and happiness. N
cosmetics there They have not ye-
arrived at that stage. The powdereL
beauty may be more distingue than tn
young girl whose cheeks are paintol
by nature, but she lacks the inetfablo
charm of freshness which men find SC
fascinating. In our opinion no LADY
adds to her beauty by the use O.
cosmetics. She may make herselfmoro
brilliant but clear rich blood that come
and goes in the cheeks of the rust
beauty is infinitely preferable. "
know that the weary belle is strongiy
tempted the day after ball when 81
expects her gentlemen friends to ca
To borroW the hlOom destination hsl