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GonutOas: BON 10 bis 41l lbr gornlitta9s.
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feline SsrbsieTunai in tcr Is ontrnftion e1r 3dbus
pldttea h%tbteiein Staate 81 gebrdudsn, aetautt boGt,
70 hiete i'd %oisict0eu ieet oen Yublifum als cine Der
eroBter @nthedln8en, fpstde bis ttettn Der metbant=
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bag o%eislbeH bei'm Sfcn ceer Sprben Ioic ipcroef,
an0 bct CiHigen BerioncH init beipn6crer DiLRoiormd=
ttou bat man ie Ills iett nod nidt nit @riot9gCbrou~
Den tOnnel. Btatteu, nab bieieln nGuen Spleme
~perierti9t, btetben IN alien BdIen len ftectl, inrGIn tcin
gubrunasfof obcr Suit moalth trueiiC unter %btcieiheH
ee(augGu tam; aud fonNeI bic Staten an dlten Sez
btien angcbrutt' per6tn.
SD empicble btcie ncuc Grftnoung. bcipubCrs iener
9roScn sHJnbl uon gerionen, lucl6c ntgeCr9ott iEooh
obne Grtota, prriubt bdbcr, auf ACluobrtibe Wetic
an9eiCrttgte Btattsn 81 traeeu, uno 9~arantirs i'd in
Gltn 6d0en, bu5 Ycrionrn mitncniClbcn cticn toupen,
ohcr gebC oGS Och Surii. SABINE tDer6tH obnc
S@mCrs ourCl Schr0ut pom SadgaS disgCBogGu.
0u ib 0aiiclbe iUdbrcuo mcbr, ais Z Sabre gcbr9utt
bebf, 1T es tdum Uotbtg, orGH Bubtiturl Ole @eiabrz
loii9teit lnh 8or5lge oIeiCs BcrfabIcrs Su iibern.
Seionoere dufiht r%lilnlicit lUiro Der GCbdHotung Der
uatlrlihen SABINE 9elutonet. .
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BB- Man funu ale sIrten RdbmaiblnCn nit monut,
Tide ODER ruo9entIi9e Sabtnngen i'm 9ro6en Sampfs
0tepOrOturs ooer 2auidplat uou SbUmGS SbanGs,
Gefe Der 9ombarSs uuS SbGrpfraRc, befOmmsu.
lgLprilt0, tNlt.l
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0usncvGe.

9vspepite. &c.. O.,
Or. 8. Z. RoscrN, Stctntidt brs tontgt. Collie
gums Der acrste uno Wittgtteo 6es Eoni9t. &ole9iums
Der WunodrStg pom GnglGnb, fam td9Ii6 lpe9sn obtz
ger arnnibeit. ioUie alen ucri6tcbGnen oabur6 euts
i~teben6eu 2eiocH in ieiuer Wobnun9. esr. IS +,
5bqrps, 5tUtihcH Bratts uno SaiuoeRitr., INN Jtdtb
befrdgt lDeroen. ...'f
Spre6itunoen: BON s bis 10 llbr Rorssns, BON 2
bis 4 llbr Nadul. uuD bon 6 bis 9 ll1r 46enos.
9a Or. Rogers oteIe 9rantbctt lno bic 4barten
b~erielbcu ludbreno leines laneen auisntboltes in Sls
inbien sum beionoeren Smbium ge1uadt, 70 pers
f1rrt sr !aGen an oteier arantbeit SetoenoeD cine
ibncle 9htte.
.' ~. Gerttfifat. ...# "f
u9utin8bamz@ uuntp, 3d., 4. aprit 1870.
Sd bcbcr9e btermit, boB i'd mid ru6breno 3 SabreI
in iebr i6Lebtem " eiuno5elte gu itanbe bGfauo, inbeu
i'd anciner itltmmen Srantpeit, Dpspepfie uno Gu9e.
meinrr S9iudts, lit. Da i'd mid an cine aRS1bl
&erSte ludbrenb 6Gr !Scit pGnoe, obne odourt. Sefes
run9 gu iplren, 70 nelte i'd MID inter ole Sebanbs
lung oes Or. 9enru 5. Hoesrs iudbrCno Der leBtcn 6
Gionatc, uno bin i'd iber1eu9t, oGB Id 9dnJtit turirt
bin.
(6sbr. i6, 51ttel GEO. sS. Gilbert.
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Bur 8eadtnns fir Sbneioer.
Die beitcu Yreiie iuerben fir ncue Sud
gbfilc uler alrt 9egebet bel SdDib &.
Sbdnncn s 60, Nr. 81 mno SO,
3eeitrd6c. (37-)
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Dian gsbe 81 Z. Sbanfs,
I'M SedBmafbintu sI faufeu.
Ifar gcbe 81 q. SbanIe,.
un g dPnai d in en4tparrt gu erbaItsn.
Bran 9Cbe bu Z. Sb0ntS, .g
nm Spulidtfie, gtabetr II. I, 10. gu Taufcu,
biHiser unb bsIcr, offs on ir9enO etHem auberr
YllaC.
NGbmdfdineu : SbameS,
-Gde Der 9Ombaros uno Sharp : StraBe,
Der nGrten 9aptthcnzStrhe. gspeulber. (0e56;tS)
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Sduleute, le9t na3 iSnrem Jnters6e

Siniges Sau6uI, an uiehriscm Qreifcni
gsctBs unb @ctb Z SidtenbotS, YolteR uno Soant-
belu II. t. ~.
eiro8t 8ortbtle fir aaufrr ssscH Boar. edge
mible, SdnBolJplaS uns oobGlmIbIe.
~ eco. u. SpIer,
t85-l Heben Der GtieubabHtridc, S%oItonitr. Canton.
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Sch ans,uletbeu.
@elner aus,uleiheni

E~srionen, tpelte @etoeri In z ummsn BON sf0l 600,
s12O0, st400, $1,000, $1,000 ODER iraenbl slae beIebiaf;
Surnpt Su leiben Min IbenL woqen, sefafIi9f Bel o.
&obeap, Waftes, sar! 4, gGourtIantf Ill., seorfpyehea.
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llnt3ug.

Nnl3I8.
sisarne' iang stdblirts g emSen.6abrif III uat
oetgoromeitsSde ool 3barfesz unb BufttIforeIlta6c
2. Stdgs, pgtlsat poroeg. ii 5 tapul2O.48tU
gtnrnlt9e Gemtrals GtI9hbabn Guutp.,
SGaenIctfcrszS5ireau,
S0ttim or c, D. 90. aprI 1871.
Gipibenee 8r. rs. u
Sn elmer arr2S. april dbgetalteneu Bdia hlnlune
Der 9trcttoren luuroe Der nddIpPsnoe Sti9tuB ange-
nommen:. ...-.s ,r-.
Beihtofftu, ous eihe bdibtdbtiidte Gtbicenbc
BON , 9rpJent aus ben aebsridBicu bicier 6ompog=
mic, Gn 20. Didi 5ablbar, freipoB Staots= uno gtaz
ttoualsab9nbcn, ertIdrt lUsrbe, mo ea6 bic uGbertras
quuBsbuder bonn 10. bis Sam 2j.- Yiai, beibe Gage
eIngei1loheuI aei1lolifH bletbcn. - q ,g.. .w
Sipiochben auf bcr B6tlaoeipdta'er ftite iueroen
burb Geo. 9dbsr in Dir. 2o4l Sihr&b tr0frdbe, be-
babtt.
Ole 8aIttmorer 9tfc miro in bisIem 8ireau ausbez
babtt. Sm 4uitras: ,,E-.r ....
(tOtG ,9,12,5,s,2i,4 !. .. 9eib, S6atm.
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sic NNecS,Gdhc S1GbmoShiue

it cic beiicbteffe in Ssn Sdmilien,
flr Shngioer, 9Ietoetuahc unb. 8GntlienzGrbcit biz
heIte in Der g9Ctt. YiuR ortie9le nl9t, iie gu unterz
ildlca. StTtautt ant monatIite 3abIun9cn sa oer
nitoris ten Suarpreiieu.
9ertauis5Imlner: Or. 50, Siorb : SharIeear.,
I'M G1etmGirer So9enpOlIe. (au91O,tS)
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9a Id oas 9aRSe9e{6dft, frlber Don m.iHem
Batter Saoie SanFs in Tr. 90, SDmthfra6e, 9tz
llprt, getauft babe, 70 made Id BEN ssebrtth El6lis
fun bic An5ei9e, oaB I'D mrinen S0rratB opu wfBs
beln ourdI neie Gntduie uuo eisene GSabrtFation Utfz
9roBeIt une jest i'm &toHbe 1binj metns Gdarent leg.
li6er Art 10 biuis, ais ir9eno elm anoeres b~erarttses
@eibdit %entIue6er TN OroBrn ooer Sltinen gu pers
fauign. -.T -rf GraATs. II HrI1'I t4|
8as @sld,dlt ipirO ron Jet an in msiusm ,tasnsn
Rotien 9eflbrt. U.hTifF ,N.5.-| e5HiT .s
% (April17, tWlt.l ..rs- miprtuu .. 93anEs.
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Serein fur 2ebet1Sos At iidberung ardnfensIlntsrs
ntlFuua uue GDpperdtippsfeu. -- I
.SotpoPt Sebens-, oils aud 9citpolicGn iuerbtn Don
elmer tneorportrten- eebensperiiheruR9s z@eIenf1att
ees Staatts Ieipsgori ausae9ebeu. I
3rantensu nteritleuRg itebcn Dollars bro Wohe.
Nabere AuStuRft ertRCiien Die autortttten Agenteu
oe6 Sunoes. n. tI.f.- II lRht3,1N
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

SUNsTRokE.-A new theory of this
disease has recently been put out by
some eminent physician. which we
think well sustained by flcts. It is
that the light AID heat combined pro-
d,,ce through. the eye tie delets.rinus
effect OH the brain. a.ad that, it the
eye lie property >haueet and protected,
t'ie eii,,t vii. III no Gtse he produced
u:I the brain as in ordinary sllMstrok...
I'l,iS would seem consistent with the
fact that. in Turkish baths and other
CASES of heated air, we safely bear a
much higher temperature, with no
such eff.ct;. We have also noticed, in
our own case, that the first effects or
symptoms ofsun~troke are produced on
the eyes, producing flashes ofiigllt aid
an impaired vision internally, with
very unpleasant reflections from sur
| rounding objects. 1t is also true that
the effects may he partially or wholly
averted by keeping something cool or
wet on top of the head during expos
ure but this may produce its effect
on the nerve Of the eye, us well as on
! the whole brain.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

TOCGIIENING YOUNG GREENLAND
ER.-Fhe father of Matthias was a
stern Artic parent, and brought up his
son in the way he should go. When
the dreaded southwest was driving the
breaker high over the rocks at Clash
haven, he would place his son in the
kayak (eaEoe), and throw him into the
serf. The little fellow, with the doub-
le paddle III his hand, would watch
his Opportunity, and right himself as
he descended and then triumphantly
paddle through the boiling sea to the
little haven where the canoes land.
People used to say to Matthias, .sYou
will drown your boy" to which this
sage hunter OF seals and white bears
replied, IF the boy cannot right a
kayak in a stormy sea, he cannot kill
Il seal, and il he cannot kill seal, he
cannot live in Greenland. i'll which
case he might just as we'll die
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

A few weeks since the Rev. DIR. NJ,
pastor of the High Church Baptist
congregation in one of the thriving
cities of New Jersey, received the fol-
lowing note: ''Dear Doctor - You
would greatly oblige one of your pa
rishioners it, at an early day, you
would preach on Ecclesiastes iii. last
clause Of the third verse, "A time to
dance.''' On the following Sabbath
evening the doctor created quite Il sen-
sation in his congregation by reading
the note, and adding: 'sWhen l shall
have become fully satisfied that the inn
portant duty of dancing is neglected in
my congregation, rest assured l will
give all needed admonition OH the sub
ject."
A FABLE.-A Young man once
picked up a sovereign lying in the
road. Ever afterward, as he walked
along, he kept his eye steadily fixed
on the ground, in the hope of finding
another. And, in the course of life he
did pick up, at different times, good
amount of gold and silver. But all
these days, he was looking for them,
ne saw not that heaven was bright
above him and nature was beautiful
around. He never once allowed his
eyes to look mp from the mud and filth
in which he sought his treasure, and
when he died, a rich old man, he only
knew this fair earth of ours as dirty
road to pick up money as we walked
aIong.-[TheadOre Parker.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

/, 1t is as difficult for revenge to act
without exciting suspicion as for
rattlesnake to stir without making a
noise. -
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

Two cigars and two mugs of beer
per day, and big dog ali the year
round, cannot fail to keepa man poor.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

See the sack open before you buy
what is in it; for he who trades in
the dark ask to be cheated.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

King Louis of Bavaria has forbidden
all officers in his army from joining
the Masonic Order.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

A good. practical education, includ
ing a good trade, is better outfit for
youth than grand estate, with the
drawback of an empty mind.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

The public debt was reduced $13,-
1885 during September-the largest
reduction of any month this year.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

Always he good natured if you cair-
A few drops of oil will do more to
facilitate the movement of the most
stubborn machinery than rivers Of vim
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

The Salemmills have bought l3O,
600 bushels of wheat. They are now
paying 81 Is.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

'sFrom the lowest depth, there is a
path to the loftiest height - wisely
saith CARLYLE.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

A happy retort was that made by
Hon. Frelinghuysen to Lord Morpeth,
during visit of the latter to this coun-
try. Lord Morpeth, filling his glass,
asked Mr.. f. the pleasure of taking
wine with him. Mr.. F. declined, re-
marking that he had abandoned its
use. You are more than halfright, -
replied Lord Morpeth, mixing some
water with his wine and drinking it
about half and half'' II see. my
Lord said Mr.. F., courtously, 'that
you are Just half right -
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

Colonel Dowing, Chiefof the Chero
kee Nation, has married Miss Ayres,
a wealthy and educated lady of Phila
delphia.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

A tunnel is to be dug under Lake
Erie, mile half from shore for the
purpose of f.snpplying the city Of. f.Cleve-
land, Ohio, with pure water, after the
manner of Chicago.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21
SIX Hundred and Ninety-nine esifi

Six Hundred and NineGy-nfne ssiIss'
The Odd Fellows Bank of Savings, at
Sacramento, Is the repository for the deeds
of all the real estate, and also all moneys
received for sale of tickets, and its Officers
are duly authorized by the managers 70
deliver all gifts to those holding the WIN
ming numbers.
RESPONSIBLE AGENTS WANTED, to
whom a discount viii be made, equal 10
that of any similar enterprise 10 persons
remitting direct, eleven tickets Will De sent
for SO: Sc tickets for $50; or 116 tickets for
fl0O. We thus make it an object to persons
forming clubs.
The drawing win take place under the
superyision of q committee of well known
and responsible citizens OF sacramento.
Address all orders to
FETCH & CO, General Managers,
2ml No. IS Fourth street, sacramento.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

Twenty-three persons in the single
State Of Iowa, have had limbs ainp.Ita,
ted by their reaping machines thu
season.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-10-21

ENGLAND'S LAND LAws.-m no
other country i'll the world is there /;
land system like that of England.
There are countries where the peasants
own the greater part of the land-as
in France, Belgium, and Switzerland;
there are countries where the land is
the property of the sovereign !; but
there IS no country, save England,
where the land is owned by one class,
tarned by another, and titled by
third. The greatest danger growing
out OF this state of things is seen III
the fact that there is no great body Of
small landowners in the rural districts
with the power, the will, or the inter
est TO gainsay the will of the masses
in the towns. There are 5000 900
landowners i'll France, who have the
conservative instincts which always at
tend ownership; but there are only
30, 900 landowners i'll the whole of
Great Britain. They could not stand
for a moment against the breath ofrevO-
luton. The reform act of 1857 placed
| the destiny of the country in the hands
| of the population of the towns and these
people only await the hour and the
man to begin the exercise of this pow
er. Gladstone may be the man, and
the next sess sion of Parliament may be
| the nOtlr.
| ANECDOTE OF WHTFIELD.-Glad
| stoae, in his life of Whitfield, gives the
following incident, illustrative of this
distinguished clergyman's eloquence
and power:
He was preaching before the sea
men Of New York, when suddenly as
su,ning 4 nautical air and manner that
We're irresistible, he thus broke il
with, well, my boys, we have a cleal
sky, and are making fine headway
over a smooth sea before light breeze
and we shall soon lose sight of land
But what means this sudden lower
ing Of the heavens, and that darl
cioud arising from beneath the hori
zon? Hark. Don't you hear distan
tlluEsler? Don't you see those flashe
of lightning? There is a storm gather
ing Every man to his duty! How
the waves rise and dash against thu
ship! The air is dark the tempes
RACES our masts are gone the shil
is on her beam ends.-What next !?
This appeal instantly brought the sail
ors to their feet, with a shout: 'Th'
long boat take to the long-boat!"
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1871-10-12
VICKSBURG AND BENDS.
FOR VICKSBURG, DAVIS Bend
Leaves on SATURDAY, at 5 p. NJ.

Leaves on SAIUhDAl, OF +. M.
f>r~ GREENvILLE ARGYLE
Sunny Side, Eggs Point
Barnard, Grand Lake, Leo
tn, Maryland, Carolina, Pitchers Point
Skipwith, Lake Providence, Pennsylvania,
Goodrich's, Millikens Bend, Duckport,
vicksburg, Grand Gulf, st. Joseph, Rod
ney, Waterproof Natchez, Bayou Sara,
Baton Rouge, Plaquemine, Donaldsonville,
and all intermediate and Coast landings.
The new and magnificent steamer
w. S. PIKE,
J. ]. Brown, Master.
I'm place of steamer Natchez,)
Will leave as above, and, will land all
Coast passengers with their freight.
Connects at Vicksburg with packets for
all points ON the Yazoo and Tallahatchie
rivers.
For freight or passage apply on board
or to
JNO, JANNEY, Agent,
$50 Common Street.
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1871-10-12
GOOD
W AT c \ Es
AT OLD PRICES.

AS THE SOLE AGENTS in the United
States for the LIVERPOOL WATCH CO.,
We are authorized by them to close out
a large line of European Watches,
Chains. ETC., now in stock for Cash, at
prices never before known. All beautiful
in finish, artistic in design, reliable or
accurate time, durable, and of the lates
style. Every Watch will be retailed at less
than cost of importation, and forwarded
securely packed, preprid, to any part Of
the county ON receipt Of price. Money
Can he sent to us by Express. with Or
ders tor Express Co.. to return Goods or
Cash, which will secure promptness and
safety to purchaser. Among our list will
be found. A BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH
SILVER, SOLID DOUBLE CASE
WATCH, genuine English full plate
jsweled movements, adjusted regulator,
steel cut hands, engine turn nerl, correct
and serviceable article, large or small size
in complete running order, with an
elegant Gents Vest Chain, Locket and
key, all complete, mailed free for FIVE
DOLLARS.
AVERY HANDSOME WATCH in fine
Is karat Gold plated Double Cases
imitation of 500 Gold Watch-engraved
or plain, genuine English, full plate
jeweled movements, adjusted regulator,
correct, and in complete running or
der with elegent Gents Vest Chain,
withLocket and Key, mailed prepaid for
only EIGHTEEN DOLLARS.
The Oride Gold Watch.
IN MASSIVE ORIDE GOLD Double
Hunting Magic Spring Cases, elegantly
engraved, or engine turned. Genuine
Patent Lever movements, full jeweled,
regulated and warranted to keep correct
time, and wear equal to Gold, preci-
sely like in appearance, make, finish,
brilliancy of color. $500 Gold Watch.
One of these splendid Watches will he
forwarded by mail free to any address, in
handsome morocco case, lined with velvet
and satin, ladies or Gents size Witch, )for
only TWELVE DOLLARS.
Watches for Holiday Presents manufac-
tured to order.
GENUINE AMERICAN WATCHES
of all grades, in Gold and Silver Cases,
from SIS upto $500. Other Good Watches
equally low. With every Club of six
Watches, Of any kind, we send one extra
of same kind free. as a premium to getter
up of the Club. A superior stock of Ge-
nuine Oride Gold Chains, SO to Sc each,
warranted fully equal to Gold in brilliancy
of color, wear, etc, Bills of over Sl2 col
lected on delivery, if desired. All Bills of
SIP, and less, must becash in p. o.
Money Orders, or Registered Letters, at
our risk. Goods carefully selected, packed
and forwarded prepaid by mail, or by
Express, or receipt of price. Safe delivery
of all goods guaranteed. Watches forward
ed to be examined to parties known
when express charges both ways are paid.
No goods forwarded west of the Mississippi
River, with bill to collect ON delivery.
Purchasers must pay all express charges
ON goods sent C. o. D.. slso for return
Of money. All Cash ordGs. forwarded
free of charges to destinaticA. Catalogues
Free. Address all orders.
CHAS. P. NORTON Is CO.,
Importers Of Watches, etc
Established 1857. sc Nassau St, N. Y
No 34-tf.
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1871-10-12
FUN AND FANCY.

The Saratoga lady who gets
outside Of forty glasses of water
daily has recently developed symp-
toms of dropsy.
Madam Schwartz, the Swedish
author, says that America is the
cradle of the highest ideas-far in
advance of other nations.
Mrs A. 7. Stewart in answer to
a friend who asked her why she
dressed so plainly, replied: 81 can
afford to do so" One of the adj
vantages of being rich.
--"One of the most detestable
sights in the world is a parcel of
old bachelors smoking, splitting and
growing about women" So says
a Western woman.
A druggist in New Hampshire
threatened the local paper with a
suit for putting an Ell" in the place
of an ga" in his advertisement Of
grape pills.
A Boston lady declares she is
guilty of down right falsehood a
dozen times a day by saying to
people she meets, II am glad to
to see you," and cannot free herself
from the habit of so lying.
"A GAINESVILLE, Wis, editor has
discovered that many of the young
ladies of that city wear their corsets
in bed with the strings tightly laced.
The editor neglected to say how he
comes to know so much.
An old batchelor says: at is
all nonsense to pretend that love is
blind. 1 never yet knew a man in
love that did not see twice as much
in his sweetheart as | could"
-"Patrick," said lady to slip
of green Erin who was officiating
in the kitchen, "where is Bridget
'Indeed ma'am, she's fast asleep
looking at the bread baking"
There are some newspaper
verses beginning: Last night l
drew from off my sleeve a little
golden hair" Lucky for you your
wife didn't find it before you did.
The crime of jerking the haiI
out of your wise's head is not SC
sinful as it formerly was. 1t is just
as ungentlemanly as ever, but ii
doesn't hurt as it used to.
When Wemyss, the famous
theatrical manager, had quit the
business, and opened instead q
large shop for the sale of patent
medicines, friend dryly remarked
that he would now, no doubt. be
successful in filling both boxes and
pit.
A Bennington man celebrated the
4th rather too freely, managed tc
get home and attend to his "chores'
after fashion. While he kept per-
pendicular lie could carry his load
AS soon as he laid down il
wouldn't stay. To his wife's ques-
ton rs to what allied him he replied
Milk, milk, milk; that's whats
the matter; drink too much warm
and it's soured on me-" ooh yes,
said the lady, that story is all
right, but the smell is rum" Then
the cussed old cows probly been
celebrat'n in'pen'ence day" said the
inebriatc.
About 9 o'clock on December
night, in Illinois, when the ther-
mometer stood in the neighborhood
of zero, a party hailed a farmhouse
in a very boisterous manner. The
farmer sprang out of his bed, drew
on few articles of clothing, and
ran out to see what was wanted,
when the following interesting dia-
logue occurred: Have you plenty
of corn?" Eyes" "Any oats ,
Eyes" Any eggs?" eyes.
"Any butter?" Yes" "Plenty
of meats and bread-stuffs? "Yes.
"Well, we are glad to hear it, fol-
they are useful things in family
They drove off. The farmer was
slightly mad.
Grace Greenwood, writing
from Denver, says: Mature did
Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1871-10-12

TRAVELLERS. ATTENTION:
The New Orleans, Jackson, and Great
Northern and Mississippi Central
Railroads.
Run their Passenger Coaches aid Bag
cages Cars, their combined length
without change.
BAGGAGE CHECKED FROM RE-
SIDENCE TO DESTINATION.
The IA. N. Express Train runs Daily,
SUNDAYS ExCEPTED.)
Makes close connections for Vicksburg,
Mem phis, st. Louis, Chicago, Louisville,
and all points beyond, Sleeping cars OF
night, Cantonto Grand Junctin and
Humboldt
The Mail Train lea.ts New Orleans Daily,
TSP. N.
Makes schedule connections with Light
ming Express traine. to all points NORTH,
EAST and WEST. Carries the great
North Mail.
Time 10 New York, 70 Hours.
New and elegantly fitted up Sleeping
Cars run to Humboldt, Tennessee, Cleve-
land, Tennessee, and Louisville, Kentuc-
ky.
Express Train South arrives at l 80
A. M.
Mail Train Soqth arrives at II 'o5 A. M.
Ticket Office, Galveston, Iron Building.
Ticket Offices, New Orleans, under City
Hotel, Corner Camp and Common streets,
and at Depot
E. Q. SEwALL, General Superintendent;
J. B. MOREY, General Ticket Agent
New Orleans, jackson and Great
Northern Railroad.
E. D. FROST, General Superintendent
d. B. NOREY, General Ticket Agent
Mississippi Central Railroad.
y. 8. SCOTT, General Passenger Agent,