The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1871-12-28
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NeaU .AdUe3'tiScnSentas
ON THE ROAD TO sTAUNTON
~ AND ABOUT TOWN


g JEHoME D" in company with his neighbor
CLAWS" Coming to Staunton. with two large
wagons loaded with "Produce. Shingles and Cider"
JERoME.-"Say, Hans, look here where you
gon to by your Truck when ye sell out?"
HAN's-"vhats you meens by druck.''
JERoME. -ssWhy Goods and Britches Truck
HAN's-"VelI go to mine fricnt, SuEAp SmAR-
LEY"
JERoME.-s'I wont. I'm going to look round an
see that Store what's puts things in the Papers so
cheap"
HAk's.-ssYou meens dat man wit de Wood and
W"ser name, eel Of right, 60 der to and We see.
The above friends arrived safe and sound and
sold out for gooh price. Now for the Stores
and the cheapest Goods
STARTING FROM THE PUMP.
JERoME acting spokesman. ''Lets see yer
Laural D. Cotton at 8 PENS
KNIGHT OF THE YARD sTIcK.-ssMy friend, we
are just out, but expect big lot on to morrow"
JERoME.-'Well let's see yer II cent best Kali
ker"
KSIcHT-'Ye sir. here it isl
JERoME.-'.Why I can sling cat through it,
| don't want no such stuff, let's 60 Han's'
! KNIGHT '-"Let me show you something else %
| JEROME We don't. zee can't fool me like
We did Mir. Coffee, we sold him about SO worth
of your trash, and wouldn't give him five dol
lars for tie whole pile" sLets go Haas"
HAss.-"vel d right, dat man is a d. swiudls,
We go to Sharley.
Hn'efln@ CHEAP CHARLEY's with doubtful
face, HAMS acting as spokesman.
HAN's.-"Let me see dem Furs you sells for
$500
CHEAP CHARLEY.-"Here they SIR.
HAS's.-Taking good look, "vel dat ish oil
right, l dake EN-
| JERoME.-'Look aheer stranger, want set
of them thar to-
CHARLEY. -'sAll right, what else.
HAN's.-How you sell Something's in your House.
CHARLEY.-sWe Well sir, sell the best brown
Cotton at l24 cents yard, best Calico from 10
TO II cents, Alpaca from IS cents to $l,O0 per
yard, Merinos 40 cents to 81 90 yard, Ladies
Hose. three pair for so cents. Gents Hose three
pair for IS cents, and "a pair of Shoe Strings
"a long for 10 cents, 2 dozen Shirt Buttons tar
10 cents. the best Bamora for rs cents you have
ever seen and splendid heavy Double Blanket
for $500 worth $7,eU.
EN- up. rap 'em up"
HANS -"M got, svhat / tole you''
JEROME not being able to keep in any longer
~ os'"6 oul PAiScU at the dlderence IN the
treatment .-i.u the style of doing business, hit
e.sa7ley a friendly tap on the back that made the
floor shake under him, '.Look heer, stunger, |
believe they call you '.Cheop Charley. ! want
more goods and you ere the man for me-
GHARLEY-''AIl right my friend. but don't be
SO striking in your remarks.
JEROME. not comprehending. eye got any Hand
kerchiefs."
CHARLEy.-'.I can sell you three large Linen
ones for 25 cens.'
HAN's.-Mins got! if mine Frow vas only hir
ga mine Katy" She's as goot as never vas,'
and by her one Dress and some Stockings and
odder dings.
Both bought until their entire purchases were
competed, and gathering Up as many bundles as
both couli carry.
JERoME-.'Vel good by Charley"
HANs.-"Vel, good by sharley."
JERoMf--"And after this if any man dare
tell me, that any one sell cheaper than you
do, III be blamed if he haint got to be better
man than JEROME D."