The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1871-01-26
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ness, repose.
Man is a mister, but woman is
/ mystery.
IL Texas they Gala sisters beaa
a brevet brother-in-law.
IF man IS given to liquor, see
that liquor is not given to him.
What should clergymen preach
about?-About fifteen minutes.
To succeed as a suitor, you must
sat her we'll.
81 SEE you're on the watch as
the thief said to the guard chain.
DO YoU enjoy good health, Zach
aIyg "Why, yes, to be sure; who
doesn'tg'
A FASHIONABLE dressmaker warns
ladies that six dress should never
be sat in (satin.
Two neighboring signs in Phil
adelphia read james Schott," and
Jonathan Fell"
A sermon in four words on the
vanity Of earthly possession
"shrouds have no pockets"
IN the indulgence ofth table lie
the seeds of disease.
WHAT is the difference between q
falling star and a fog? One is miss
ed in heaven, and the other is mist
on earth.
a YOUNG lady being asked by a
rich bachelor, "Ifnot yourself, who
would you rather be2' replied sweet
and mostly, ''Yours, truly"
A BoY's idea of having a tooth
drawn; "The doctor hitched fast
on to me, pulled his best, and just
defore it killed me the tooth came
out"
IF a young lady has a thousand
acres OF valuable land, the young
men are apt to conclude that there
are sufficient grounds for attach
ments.
"Is THAT marbleg' asked a gen
tleman, pointing to bust of Ken
sucl1y' s greatest statesman in a shop
window, mo, that's Clay" replied
the clerk.
JOSH BILLINGS says thare IL lots
ov folks who eat well, and drink
well, and sleep well, and yet arc
sick all the time-these are the
folks who enjoy poor health.
Two neighboring or-plates in
the same city bear the names, Il
Ketehum, and "U. Cheatham," and
firm is doing business there known
as Call and Settle"
''THAT's a very fine watch" said
one negro to another, chow much
did they charge you for it?'' dun
no" was the answer, ''de man was
not in the store when I got it"
A BLIND merchant who frequents
the Rue st. Honore, has the follow
ing announcement affixed to his
bosom: Blind; Father of four
children, the result of terrible acei-
dent"
A FELLOW in Indiana put one end
of a gun barrel in the fire and look
ed down the muzzle to see whether
it was loaded. A coroner's jury
= decided that his suspicious were
correct.
Adversely IL a poultess, says
! Josh, which reduces our vanity and
strengthens our virtue-even boy
never feels half so good az when he
haz been spanked and sot away to
cool.
a LADY who has a great horror of
tobacco got into a railroad car the
other day, and inquired of male
neighbor, '.Do you chew tobacco,
sir?' "No, madam, I don't" was
the reply; ''but I can get You q chew
if you want one"
A GooD-NATURED traveller fell
asleep in a train a short time ago,
and was carried few miles beyond
his destination. Pretty good joke
this, isn't itP' said he to a fellow
passenger. @Yes, but a little too
far fetched, was the rejoinder.
A servant girl, who was employ
ed to pickle her masters cabbaoes.
bages took the opportunity to
cabbage her masters pick
les. She is the same woman who
was happy and careless when she
was young, and cappy and hairless
: when she was old.
A NEIeHBoR of ours, the other
day informed his milkman that he
, could not employ his services any
longer unless he shingled his cows.
{ He didn't say whether the milk was
affected by the late heavy rains or
, not, but such is the natural infer
ence.
THAcKERAY, on his first visit to
New York, was introduced to n
very fashionably dressed young
lady, the daughter Of publisher
noted for his piracy of the works of
British authors, '.Ah," mnrmured
the novelist, "a splendidly bound
edition Of THE Pirates Daughter. :
4 MAX having been brought be-
r fore a Dutch justice of the peace
5 in Albany county on charge Of
having four wives, Che astounded