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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1871-01-13

Mado Of Poor Bum, WhisEey, Proof Sptr
its, and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spscsds
and swcetensd to please tho taste. ea,lSd iensss
tipplcr on to drunkenness nd ruin. but aIoas1yes
Medicine, made frpm the Nativo Roots euSr
Herbs OF Califonis, tree rom A1coholo
stiwg1spSts; Tssy The yTS afviNu PR4
CIPLN, perfect Rsaovator and lnyigcratsf
and rcstoring the Blood to healthy condition.
No person can take these Rtissa accordi1xto
directions, and remain long unSen y
yidin5 tho hanea are not destroyed by ru,nssst
poisons or other means, and tla VITAL lwysas
wasted beyond the point Ut repair.
For Infammatory and Chronic Eheu.
matis@, and on Govt .y pyspsgsis isssSisss e sas
nSttt mnitteat FeVsrs. Dissssss of hs Ngca.
Liver, .Kidnoys, and Bladder.t tAess att-
tors have been most successful. Such U11-
eases orc caused by Vttiated Blood, wmsa
S generally produced BY deraassmcns Oh 'as
TSsv inyisbrato the stomach, and stinulatG
tho torpid liver and bowels, which ronder then
ofuncaualled o. efficacy in cleansing tho slooa ec
oil impurities and iapartns now nia ana Ss's y,
to the whole system. n.s..a
;|S RXspssSeg ss Segoufaer! 81 !essssssaTss ess Tssao
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Stomach, nsa tast. s ~ =
the Mouth, bilious Attacks, palpttafson o. tne
Heart Copious Discharges OF 9Hnes zGn
tho regions Kidneys and a. sann oa,ssnss % -,
RRvsnen,a. are cured by these NtseFs. "
Cleanse The vitinted Blood whenever yol Ind /.
,,s ;nnnrtIes bursting through tho ain Piu!-H
p,es, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse y when tsS
tho blood pure and the health OF tho system VIII
f0ltTS; PIN TAPE, and other woEsfs, lr,sans "a !
the system Of 50 many thousands, srs snsetSany
DESTROYED and removed. 2 A.I.
For full directions, read sassfdaiy shs eareuaae
,ronnd each bottle, printed 10 four lan8uases-
English, German, French. and epsnish. -;
= WALKER, 81 d 81 Commerce Street, y. 7,
Proprietor. 4. II. MCDONALD 4 CO,
DruRRists and General AssntA
Gan Francisco, California, and, - andSa Cons I
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~ SOLD nv ALL DRUGGISTS ND
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Throwing the Slipper.

The origin Of throwing tho old shoe rs a
good Luck wisher is still enshrouded with
mystery. Throwing the shoe is differently
conducted to The general way. When the
carriage starts with the happy pair. tho
bridesmaids are drawn up 10 row, and
the groomsmen in another. The old shoe
is then thrown as far as possible, and the
bridesmaids run for it. tho successful
one being supposed to be tho FIRST to get
married; the lucky one then throws the
shoe at tho grooulsnlen, the one who is
bit by il also being supposed 10 be the first
one who will cD,cr the bonds Of wcdock.
Urbuhart, 10 "l'illars Of Hercules" says
tho custom Of throwing tue shoe arose
from the usage in tile East Of bearing n
slipper before the couple in token Of the
brides submission TO her husband. If
this be it, the brides Of the period will
grow rcstive and refuse the raluhlions Of
tho usual avalanche Of old white satin
shoes, as they don't mind loving, but they
don't caro- for the subsection or obeying.-
Among the mobiles in Germany il was
formerly the custom for The bride. when
she was conducted to tue chamber,
70 take of her shoe and throw It among
the bystandors, which every one strove to
catch; aud whoever got it thought it an
omen that they themselves would shortIy
DO married.
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OUR UNIVERSITY

The PiAsDuyh Christian A'leocate,
speaking Of our aOurishing University,
says:
"The Board Of Regents have SO increas.
cd the number Of Chairs of instruction as
TO make the Faculty neasurably complete,
aud seem determined to accomplish we'll
the task they have undertaken. in counec-
ton with the frenls oflearuing through
out the State, Of building up an institution
that will DO second to none 10 our land.
The building is now complete, and is a
model Of architectural beauty, is most con.
vcniently arranged for all purposes and the
Faculty now enj'y unusual facilities for car.
ying GU, the noble designs ofthc founders
ofthe University.
The endowment requires provision to DO
made for instruction in Military Tactics,
and to aid in carrying out this obligation,
the United States Ordnance Department
has furnished tho University with $4,000
worth Of arms and Equipments Of the most
modern construction.
The Faculty, with DR.. Alex Martin rs
president. consists Inexperienced educators
and men oflibenl culture, and wo feel
sure that tho institution will afford every
facility to students in pursuit Of tho best
advantages for instruction"
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The TRANSMISSION Of blood as q remedy
for impaired vitality was recently attempt
ed with complete success ina Berlin Hos.
pitsl. The subject was soldier on whom
an amputatiou had been performed, and
who became so week from the consequent
loss Of blood that bis life was despaired Of,
As a last resource one Of the attending sur.
geons selected healthy Baryarian and
took from him the proper quantity Of
blood, which, being freed from albumen
by fltering, and raised by artificial means
TO blood heat, was injected into the veins
Of tho dying soldier. He began to rccov
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AiIhLiVNS nea 80" v"..,.
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num' Wn.nnsn .,,,,oS .nJ .wee,orod IN nease tho
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a.i's mea,o'"e''""''S Nv" ~, .,..Lo an. s,,mu.
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canyhgoh a'p"s'"'"' ."''s al. ,hoso M.
toa "ea'hy oo''.',v' ava ,s,n min ,oro nnws,l
te's aceoia'ns .Ou"'.s.'' ,..,,oroa no mineral
pro''uca '',eii oo'es ". a.. ,,,ai or,ona wasted
,"Sond ,ho noint NJ rcpalr.
r,.o, !, >. n Ccu,Ic pnrontiyc as well ASA
r.ni. nossc.,pp. also. the pcculnrmerit OF acting
i""''' ',..',, r.. .,,,,,.,,,, ~ I,a,m.
rs powerful nfen1 ~ ',.,s y,".s.., o.a"n,
,,ou yruAIr COMPLAINTS. IN yonng or
fOs ~. aa,,. - ,,a,,onhood orot
old, married OF s'iR'e W ''cu'""V' "o'''''' ~
the turn Of life' these Tonic btters ha'o no equal
For Inaammnt0ry nnd CHROME !"cum"-
tIsm and Gout, Dyspepsia or lnalsea',on'
Bilious, Rcmittcnt nha ihtcrm'''cn' ~.
vers, Diseases oil inc biooo' aver n.a
neys and Biadder' these bitters nave u.e" u'o's
successful. such Diseases arc ca,@u w ,lN"'ra
Blood, which Is gcneraly proa"c'" ny ueia"s'u''''
OF the Digestive organs.
nj. l., Al. e,,o,,,o., Co,rhs T,,htness M tho
aDie' ram III 'he s"'u"'u''' oV"H"''
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Fluctuations Of the Stomach,
Rad aste In the Month"; Bilious Attacks Papiiation Of
the Heart Inflammation oi Tue lungs ta'n ~ ne
gions Of the Kidneys and hundred other painful symp
toms, are the onsprings Of Dyspepsia
They nysora,e tho Stomach andstimulate the torpid
,;ror and nowo,a which rcndcr them Of uncauallel
ar,.a,S ,a,rs,n, ,ho hoo, n ,,l imnur,es and i'm
parting new life and v,sor to the whole system
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DIR. RAILWAYS
Sarsaparillian ,Resolvent

NarSap1rlillan ,ReS0lVent
Has made The most astonishing cures. so quick.
so rapid are the changes the body und,rgoes.
under The influence Of this truly wonderful
medicine, that every day an increase in flesh
and weight is seen and felt
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Every drop Of the Sarsaparillian Resolvent
communicates through The Blood, Sweat, Urine
and other flutes and juices cf.he system oflhs
vigor Of life, for il repars the waste oil the body
with new and sound material. Scofula, Sy.
philis, Consumption, Glandnlar disease, vi.
GERS in the throat, Mouth, Tumos, Nodes in
the Glands aud other parts ofhe system, Sore
Eyes, Strumrous discharges from the Ears. and
the worst forms of Skin Diseases. Euptions,
Fever Sores, scald Head. Ring Worm, Salt
Rhenm. Elysipelas, Acne, Black Spots, Worms
in the Flesh, Tunors, Cancers in the Womb,
and all weakening and painful discharges,
Night Sweals, Loss of Sperm and all wastes u
the lifp principle. are within the curative range
oflhis wonder Of Modern Chemistry aid alty
days use will prore 10 any person using it for
either Of these form Of disease its potent power
10 cure them.
the patient, daily becoming reduced by
the wastes and composition that is coninu.
ally progressing, succeeds in arres,ing these
wastes, and repairs the same with new mate.
rial made from healthy blood land this the
SARSAPARlLLlAN will and does secure--a
cure is certain; Tor when once this remedy com.
mences its work Of publication, and succeeds
in diminishing The loss Of wastes, lis repairs
will be rapid, aud every day The patient will
feel himself growing better and stronger, the
food digesting better, appetite improving, anil
flesh and weight increasing. 1t is not only
the best remedial agent for the cue Of Chronic
diseases, butt is The only positive cure for
KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS,
Urinary and Womb diseases, Gravel, Diabetes.
Drcpsy. Stoppage Of Water, lncontinence Of
Urine, Brights diseases, Albuminuria, and in
oil cases where there are brick.dust deposits,
or the water is thick, cloudy, mixed with sub.
stances like The white an egg, &c.
DIR. RAILWAYS
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,
perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
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Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases etc.
Price % cents per box. Sold by all Drug.
gsls. Read "False and True" Send one let
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New York. Information ror,h thousands will
be sent YOU [r,tco Ijune 29-ly
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IF, IL. R.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF

CURES THE WORST PAINS
In From One to Treniy Minutes.
NOT ONE HOUR.
after reading this advertiser need any one
suffer with pain. Railways Ready Relief is
cure for every pain. 1t was the first and is
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY
that instantly stops The most excrllciating pains
alays iDA,mations, and cures COMPOSITIONS,
whether of the lungs, stomach, bowels, or 9th
er glands or organs. BY one application, in
from one to twenty minutes, no matter how
violent or cxcruraling the pain the rheumatic,
bed.ridden, infrm, crippled, nervous, NEURAL
gic, or Frustrated with disease may suffer.
RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
will afford instant ease. inflammation Of the
Kidneys, Inflammation of the Bladder, 1hfam.
nation Of the Bow els, Congestion Of the Lr ngs
Sore Throat, Difficult Breathing, Palpitati0n
Of the llrurt, Mysteries, Group, Dphlheria,
Catarrh, Influenza, Headache. Toothache. Neu.
,ralgia, rheumatism, Cold Chills, Ague Chil.s.
The application Of The Ready Keli.f to the
part or parts where the pain or difficulty exists
will afford ease and comfort.
Twenty drops in halfa tumbler Of water
will in a few minutes cure Cramps. Spasms,
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache. Di-
arrhea. Dystnirry, Collie, Wind in the Bowels.
and all intrnal pains
Travellers should always carry bottle Of
Railways Rendy Relief with them. A few
drops in water will plcvent sickness or pains
from change Of water. 1t is better than French
Brandy or Bittcrs as slimulant. e.
FEVER AND AGUE.
Fever aud Ague cured for fifty cents. There
is mt remedial agent inlhis world lhaewill
cure Fever and Agu., mud all o,lirr NJ, larieus.
Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other
Fevers (aidpd by RAILWAYS P1LLS) so
quick as RAILWAYS READY RELIEF
Fifty cents per bottle.
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A Timely Lesson.

II is said to be difficult thing for wo.
man 70 get ready to 60 anywhere. And
yet there is nothing she dislikes more than
an iutimation that she my possibly miss
the train. Brayfoglc gives an instance Of
this. Mr.. Bray was to take the 10 O'Clock
train on tho Bee Line to visit some rcla.
tivss 10 an interirior town. Having suf.
fered on previous occasions for injulicious
suggestions. Bray thought that for once
he would let things take their natural
course. So no slipped his coffee aud ate
bis eggs and toast, while Madame curlcd
and powdered, aud danced attendance on
the lookiug-glass, aud tied bark on the
back Of her head. Then Bray sat by the
stove on hour and read the morning paper,
while Madame still continued to got ready.
AT last just as he reached tho final para.
graph Of readiug matter, and was begin.
ming on tho advertisements, Madame tied
her bonnet strings under her chin, took
ono long lingering, loving look at the
image reflected in the glass, and swectly
announced:
well, my dear, I'm ready"
Ready for what9' asked Bray in we'll.
affected astonishment
ITO 60 to the depot, to DO sure, said,
Mrs. Brayfoglc, tartly.
oh" said Bray, 'Td forgotten; we'll
Madame" continued he, looking at his
watch, "that train has been gone thirteen
minutes. Just keep on your things, and
you'll be ready for the train tomorrow
morning"
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THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE
IN Tue TREATMENT OF
Chronic and Sexual Diseases.

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IA good Woman.

A good woman never grows old. Years
may go over her head, but il bcnevolcnce
and virtue dwell in her heart, she is as
cheerful as when tho spring Of life first
opened to her veiw. When we look upon
a good woman, wo mover think Of her age
she looks as charming as when the rose
of youth first bloomel upon her check
That rose has not led yet; it will never
fade. Ia hor neighborhood she is the
friend and bencfactor, in the church the
devout wOrshpper and exemplary Chris
tain. Who does not love and respect the
woman who has passed her days in acts Of
kindness and mercy-who has boon the
friend Of man and Gol-whoso whole life
has been q scene Of kindness and love, a
devotion Of love and religion? We repeat,
such woman cannot grow old. She will
always BIO fresh and bouyant in spirits, aud
active in humble deeds Of mercy and ben
evidence. 1.-THE young lady desires to
retain the bloom and beauty Of youth, let
her not yield to tho sway Of fashion and
folly; let her love truth and virtue; and to
tho close Of life she will retain those feel.
ings which now make life appear a garden
ofsweets ever fresh and ever new.
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Horrible Case of Murder and Suicide

jealousy anu lnhdlEty.
On Saturday morning Julius Steiuman
aged 80, laser'beer shop.keeper in New
York. murdered his wife, Julia, a native
ofWeisbadeu, aged %, by crushing her
head with club and smoothing iron, and
cutting her throat With sheath knife. He
then hanged himself with clothes-lino at
the shop door. The bodies Of both were
cold when found. She had been q saloon
waiter, and he become jealous on account
ola habit she had Of going out at night
and staying until a lste hour, where, he
never koew. When found dead she was
sitting at the supper-table in the back room
Of the saloon, dressed 10 black trimmed
with green velvet, her arms on the table
and her head reclining on them, face down
ward. On the right side Of her head
was aghastly wound. from which still oozed
blood, clottiug the thick folds Of her black
hair. 10 tue adjoining front room hung
che husband BY single cord from staple
10 the front or street door, bis face turned
directly toward the dead body ofhis wife.
He was barefoeted, with a pair ofold pants
aud and white shirt on, open at tue neck.
The coroner took charge Of the premises.
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Too MASY.-Somc preachers complain
that although they preach doctriual SER
mons often. they fail to make some Of the
staunchest adheren.s Of their creed under.
stand it. For example: Father Bslou,'
said an elderly Univrasalist who bad for
twenty years dclightcdly attended bis
preaching, in your sermon to-day I got
the idea that you thought everybody was
to be saved-them Or.hadox fellows as
we'll as we Univesalists. Did you mean
that" Certainly" wasthe reply; "that's
our leading principle" "Well," was the
disappointed rejoinder, ut never struck
me so before; | thought it was the Univer-
.sslists alone who we're to be saved-thcm
Who had some faith in the doctrine"
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It's disnfection effaces, is the most valuable
means Of preventing spread Of cholera and
other contagious diseases. Send for circulars
Agents wanted everywhere. Salesrooms y
Doane 81 Philadelphia.
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/ LIQUORS., BAY Run, and SYRUrs Of
II al, kinds can lie easily made for less than
half the usual rates. by means Of EloHLER'Ss
Receipts. Price 81, delivered by mail
Proof Sheets and Index sent free by +. A,
EICIlLER, 400 N. Sd St Philadelphia, T.
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Nnnn ron ONE MONTH TO ALL VINO AK FOR IT
EEkk 75c. to jan, ~: sl.5D to July. Y;
rINl 50 Sc to jan, 10. THE METHo'
DIST. Every week a Lecture Room Talk by
Beecher; Sermon or article by Talmage, second
only to Beecher in popularity, Mrs. William 3
great serial story exposing secret workings Of
Romanism in America. and much other good
reading. u. Holsted ia Nassau ST., New
York.
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A VOID QUACKS. "A victim Of early in.
"A discretion, causing nervous debility, pre-.
mature decay, etc.. having tried in vain every
advertised remedy has discovered simple
means Of selfcure, which he will send to his
fellow sufferers. Address j. II. REEVES, u
Nassau ST.. N Y.
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sac. We will Pay $50.

agents $50 per week to sell our great and val
liable discoveries. If you want perm'nent,
honorable aud pleasant work, apply for parll,c
ulars. Address DYER & co Jackson, Mich
igan.
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CAril ALI SiG0,OOO
Takes Risks at the lowest rates, on Buildings
Of all kinds, Furniture, Household Goods,
Merchandise, and Goods in transit.
Directors:
Jacob Hornbrook, Vim. f. Stevenson,
Henry Hartman, Jacob NJ. Bickel,
Jonathan J, Rowley, Dr.. J. 9. Hupp,
~. Smyth, Edmund Booking,
j.. b. Bristor, To- Campbell,
VIM B. Odbert, S. Prayer,
D. D. 7. Farnsworth, Thomas Boggess,
David Billmycr, VIM, B. Crane,
VIM. R. White, Joseph Shields,
l. Il. Duval, N. Golf, IT,
D. H. X. Dix.
1T This Company is owned and managed
by many of our most wealthy and influential
Merchants and Citizens throughout The State
Their Office has been opened in No. 22L5 Mon.
roe street, over Religious Book House, and is
fully organized and prepared to take risks on
Frame and Brick Buildings, Manufacturing
Establishments, Stocks Of Merchandise House.
hold Furniture, and Cargoes upon the Western
Rivers, DC.
JACOB HORNBR0OK, Prest.
JACOB N. BICKEL, Vice Pres't,
j. H. WILLIAMS, Secretary,
S. B. McCOLL0CH, Asst Sec'y,
Office over Religious Book House, South side
Monroe street.
=, slssoN &sHREwsBERRY. Agents, Point
Pleasant, " Va Office in the Court House.
LGMUEL HARP0LD, Agent, West Colum.
oa' west Virginia. Ijune 9-ly
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Some people love to have fts--bcnc; fits.
The Best Sea Wced-A cigar on tho
beach.
We get vegetable philosophy from sage
advice.
Anything ten years eldbecomes decade
object.
A halter strap is leading article among
horscmen.
Every good act is a flower which will
beaut ify our 6ual home.
Court ship is nice thing to 60 out OF
tho sea Of life with.
lie who sins against man may fear dis
covery. but he who sins against God il
sure Of it.
"What was Joan Of Arc made of She
was, wehave every reason to believe, Mud
Of Orleans.
Tho anger Of a meek man is like fre
struck out Of stsel-bavd to DO got out
and, when out, soon gone.
Be always at liberty to do good never
make business an excuse to decline The
Offices Of humanity.
tits only by labor that thought can be
made healthy, and only by thought thai
labor cau be made happy.
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Men are believed on their word, but
God is not taken at His.
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HEALTH, BE AUTY,

Strong and pure rich hlood-lncrease OF flesh
and Weight Clear Skin and Beautiful
Complexion secured to all.
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A man was brought before an Illinois
magistrate and fined $3.50 for being drunk.
lie smiled blaudly, and drawing out q
dollar bill said. "All right, Mr.. Msgis'
trate; | suppose you remember when |
sold out my saloon in Pekin, | had $3.50
on the slate against you. With this dollar
that will exactly pay my fine. You must
excuse me, squire for this little spree Of
mine, but | didn't see any other way Of
collecting my bill against you than this"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-10-26

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