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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
FLESH

Linimens we have ever known. 1t gives uni
verssl satisfaction, and can testify to ito eff
fcscy from our own experience.
Extract of letter from Bethuel Farley, ds-
ted n. a., Aug. l, lS56.-Your medicine gives
satisfaction to all who have used 1t, and tskes
the lead Of any article Of the Liniment kind in
use m this vicinity.
Messrs. MeLain d Bros, VIII issAle Drug gists
Wheeling, Va, cay, under date of July "a, 1855,
that they can safely recon mend the Gargling 6
Oil for more diseases than il is recommended for.
Extract OF q letter from Hon Nathan Line
County Judge of Shelby Co., Iowa, dated Harlan
April l3, 6T.-ti is decidedly preferred to any
other Liniment sold in this section.
Extract of a lstte from Thos. StGrtevant, d.
ted Hllsboro, IL, May Is, ls67.-Your Garg
ling Oil is spoil en- of by those who have used it
as nTst class article, and 1 should like to hsv,
You send me some more of it to sell
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
HORSE FLESH

From the Louisville, Ky. Daily Democrat, June
4, is56.-Merchsnts Gnrgling Oil has become
enc the most popular Liramen,s for human
fesh that is now prepared, while for horses And
cattle it has 40 equal in the world We are as
sured by those who have used it for the pile, =
ere of whom is a distinguished physicisn-that
among all the various pile remedies, none nfor-
ded such speedy relief as the GargIing OIL
From Grams and Bros. oochrane Landing, c.
Nov. 20. is 6.-We are pleased with your med
icine. Ii has been the means Of caring great
number Of different diseases upon persons. ~
also upon horses We think it cures all you
recommended it to. We want you to send US tbs
larger portion OF the variety for Family Use,
in small bottles.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Vinegar Bifters are not ayile Fancy Drink.
Made OF Poor Ram, whisxey, Preof Spirits
and Refuse Liquors doctored, spiced and sweet
ened to please the taste, called "Tonics "Appetz-
ers'' Restorers' &C., that lead the uppler on to
drunkenness and ruin, but true Medicine, made
from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free
from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE, perfect Renovator and
Invgorator OF the System, carrying of all poisonous
matter and restoring the blood to healthy condition
No person take these Btters according to direc
lions and remain long unwell, provided their bones
are not destroyed by mineral poison other MEANS
and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of re-
pair.
They are Gentle PurGative as well as
Tonic, possessing also, the peculiar merit of acting
powerful agent in relieving Congestion OF nfam-
nation Of the Liver, and all the visceral Organs.
FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether in
young or old. married or single at the dawn of wo-
manhood at the turn of life these Tonic Btters have
no equal.
For InAammatory and Chronic Rbeuma-
tism and GOut, Dyspepsia or Indigestion,
Billions, Remiftent and Intermittent Fevers,
Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and
Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful.
such Diseases caused by inflated Blood,
which is generally produced by arrangement o the
Digestive Organs.
DYsPEPsIA OR INDIGESTION, Head
ache, Pain in tho Shoulders Coughs, Tghtness of the
Chest. Dizziness Sour Eructations Of the stomach,
Bad taste in the Month, Bilious Attacks. Palpitation
of the Heart, Inflammation Of the Lungs. Pain In the
regions Of the Kidneys and hundred other painful
symptoms, are the oisprings Of dyspepsia.
They iuvigorate the Stomach and stimulate the tor
pid liver and bowels, which render them ofunequailed
efficacy in cleansing the blood of al impurities and
imparting new life and yigor 10 the whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions letter, Salt
Rheum, Blotehes Spots Pimplcs, Pustulcs, Bos, Car
hunCles Ring Worn's Scald-Head, Sore Eyes Ersfp.
elias Itch. Scurs. DisCOorgtous OF the Skin, Humors
and Diseases Of The SKIN. 81 whatever nam" nature
literally dug up and carried out OF the system
short time by the use of these Bters. Ore bottle in
curative eneet.
Cleanse the VltIatcd Blood whenever you find its
Impurities bursting through the skin in Piupes, krRp-
sluggish in the cleanse hen r. foul and
your feelings viii tell You when. Keep the blood pure
and the health of the system will follow.
PIN, TAPE, and other WORMS, lurkiag in the
system OF many thousands cheCtualy DESTROY
Cd and removed. For full CtfectoBs read carefully
the circular around each bottle, printed four Ian
guages-Engsh, German French and spanish.
| ]. wAIKER, Proprietor Il II. MCDONALD & co.,
Druggists and Gen. Agents, san Francisco, CAL and
| 81 and 81 Commerce Street. New York.
| cESOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALT. RS.
TOhn Bsngston, and Q. A. Benser, Agent, Rosl
] Island
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Tumor Of IA Years Growth
Cured by Railways Resolvent.

BKvERLY, MASS, July rs, 1852.
DR.RADwAY 81 have had Ovarian Tuner il
the Ovsries aud bowels. All tHe Doctors said ::
there VA hslp for 1T | tried everything
that was reoommended bat nothing helped me.
sas yoRr kssolyent, and thought wosld try
it but had no iIh in it, because | had suf-
fersd for twelve years took six bottles OF the
Kesolvent, and one box of Railways fills, and
two bottles of your Ready Relief; and thsr0 is
rot sign of tumOr TO be seen or felt, and feel
better, smarter, and happier than l have for Il
years. The worse timer wss in the left side Of
the bowels, over the groin l write this to on
for the bene6i Of others. You can publish it if
you choose. HANNAH p. KNAPP.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14

Extract of a letter from Griggsby Strong,
dated Trenton, Tenn. Sept. l9, ls67.-You may
state in Almanscs ths. with an experience of ID
years The Garglns Oil has not been excelled.
From Dis. wm. s. Mccall, Cp Emois, Mo Nov.
l655.-Ycur 6arsiing Oil is taking the shine off
from all the Linlmeuts Of thu day. II you de
sired them cosid procure dozens of certificates
from the best citizens of the country.
Extract of letter from DR. l. Patte, dated
RsvenswoOd. Va. Jan q, lS5S.-The Gsrgling
Oil is the only reliable embroeation ir ext tenee
so say the people We can sell more of that than
sll the rest put together. can furnish you with
Ave hundred certificates If you want.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
A IMMINENT !!

From u. G. Robinson, sarepta, Miss., Feb. is,
ls57.-Plesse send me another supply of your
GargliDg Oil; it has given general satisfsction.
1t hes cured case Of Rheumatism of 10 years
standing al is great for Burns. In fact ii has
been successful in almost every case where it has
had fair trial.
From DR.. r. F. Pursons, Brighton, Ind Sept
8, 1861 keep large stock of our g argling
OIL on hasd, and find it The bsst preparation
Of the kind IN use; and sell three times a.
much of 1t ss any other.
q. B. Tay Ter, of Concord, Ky, rays the Garg-
ling Oil cured horse of his, injured while plow-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14

tirely vegetable. Used by more than zoe Ply
sicians in their practice, here and abroad, a. IL
10 the only medicine ever discovered for the per-
manent cure Of all the above diseases. Call and
receive back your money in all cases of failure.
81 bottle. Sold everywhere. send for circu-
lars, free. d. D. P0WLE, Chemist, Boston.
sepl6-deod-t,t ,s&wly
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
SEMINAL WEAKNESS CURED,

DIR. B0HANNAN'S VEGETABLE GU
kArlVH" permanently cures all forms Of sper-
matorrhsa" or Seminal Weakness in from two
TO seven weeks time. 1t restores Lost Power
and brings back the "Y outhful vigor" Of those
who have destroyed it by sexual excuses or evil
practices. Young man suffering from the effects
OF that dresdfully destructive habit of Self
Abuse can use this medicine with the assurance
OF speedy and Permanent cure. This remedy
has been used by old DR.. BohannAn In his pri-
vate practice for over thirty years, and has never
failed in curing even the worst cases. Price $5
per package. Sent to any address free from
observatory. Sold only at DR.. @. A. Bohan-
mans office, Ne els North Fifth stree, St. Louis
Mo. Established In 1887.
ueh23 dwly
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14

ing, by attempting to step over q stump, almOst
seve'inE the thigh from the body; also that he
had used 1t in his family for is years, and is the
best remedy for Cuts, Burns. Bruises, Frost
Bites, straiss, Rheumatism, ETC., he ever used
Extract of q letterafrom DE-. @. T. Murphy
dated Magnolia, n c. have used your GArg-
ling Oil tor several years and find it superior to
all other medicines for the diseases ard purposes
for which it Is recommended.
From Msssrs. E. b q. Bell, BellsVille, FIJI
more Co., MINI. Sept IS, 1858. We will sell a
great deal more of your Gsrgling oit at this point
for the future, for the reason that it gives good
salts faction to customers.
From Messrs. F. L d &. W. 0lds, Norwich,
VT, Feb. 4, ls5p.-Allow us to say in regard to
your Gargling Oil, shat We esteem it the best
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Parmelee's New Vegetable Pills,

Containing Mandrake and Dandelior and will
Care Liver ans Kidney Complaints, Dyspepsia
oo'i,vsness, Hssoaehe' Purify the Blood and
regalats the eeere.ions' fsmove ell Bilious mat.
ter and prevent Agus. These Pill, are Anti
Bilious and Specific for the cure Of those
Chronic and Bilious Derangements my24dvIv
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14

LORD MANSFIELD, in brilliant speech
made in the British Parliament, 1870. said
that Popularity was bat en- echo of folly and
g shadosc of renown J" and yet in all ages
have men tried to find safe footing upon
its slippery plane, bat tried in vain To-day
they have received the applause; tomorrow,
the execratious of the crowd. This should
teach men and women of to-day, wh) enter
public life, that they should be actuated
by paotiee above the masses an
ideal which popularity can neither raise
nor pull down. They should be armed
with 3 brave heart. and ready tongue,
/ G 49, =. $500. IA - - = ! - y
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
d.. Railways
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,

perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
gun, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and siren
CITIZEN. Railways Pills for the cure Of all DIS
orders Of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys
Bladder, Nervous Diseases, Headache Constips
ton, Costiveness, Ind,gsftio Dyspepsis, Bill
iausness, Bilious Fever, Tnfa msnation Of the
Bowels Piles and ALI d.rangem, nte ~ the 10.
ferual vIsc.r. wartauteo 10 tfecr positive
cure. Parely W setshle ntainin. aersnrt
an Inc -sis or d.ietertoos druKs
~ Observe the following SYMPTOMS rSsui,
from disorders OF he bigsstise Organ
ganstipstiop, Inward Pile FuInegs n the
Blood 10 the Head Acidfty T be atcmach Nsa
-, Heartburn, Iisgas Of Food Failness :
us,sht II, the Stomach. Swi@uioe Of the Head,
H,,sr;ad and dir cult Breashinx Fius sering At
~. uas,t Choking or SuHeeating sen.sti n
whsn IN Lying Pos,sre, Dimness eff V'sion,
not, ar Web. before the sight Fever and Dali
Psi, in .be Head, Deficiency Of pers pirasioB,
Ye,Iovness of the Skin and Ever Psin In the
Side. Chest. Limb3snd sudden Fiushes OF Heat
Burning in the Flesh.
Afer ssoses Of Rsd~a.'' Pilh vii Tster'
the svsser from an the abov rsmsd disordsrs
Prics. rs cesf, per boz Sold by al drugs'st !
Read !, PALsE UR-"sJ 3t
SEND one sent stsmpts Rsdvas' . 90, No.
81 Naidep lane. New York InforDstion worth
heasasds vilIebe ssnt Seu 81 81 $50 dSiy
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Kidney and Bladder Complaints.

Urinary and Womb diseases, Gravel. Diabetes
Dropsy, Stoppsgs of Water, Ino0ntInsnCe OF
Urine, Brisat's Disease, Aibuninuri- and in ali
cases where there brick dust deposits, or the
water 10 thick, clouay, mixed With substances
like the y bite Of an egg, or threads like white
elk, or there is q morbid, dark, bilious appear
ance, and white bone-dust deposits, ond when
there is pr CD ing. burning sensation when pass
ing wafer, and pain in the Small of the Back and
along the Loina. q.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14

va DR.. BoHANNAE's TREATS. on speo-
ial Diseases" which fully explain the nature.
causes, sy mptons, ETC., of "spermatsrshea" or
Seminal Weskness," Syphilis, Female Com
plants. all impediments to Marriage, and val.
naels inforn alton on other delicate subjects, sent
FkkE to address in plain scaled envelope, or
receipt of enc stamp.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
FEVER AND AGUR.


Strong and Pure Rich Blood-In-
crease of Flesh and Weight
Clear Skin and Beautiful Com
plexion secured to all.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Egnn.EpsY on FITS.
apr4dwIy
ON MARRIAGE.

Happy Relief for Yonns Men from toe eff
feets of Errors sad Abuses IN early life Man
hood restored Nervous debility cured. I'M
psdiments to Marriage removed. New method
of treatment. New and renarksbie remedies.
Books and Circulars sent free in sealed velope.
Address, HowARD AssocIArIoE, No, south
Ninth Street, Philadslphia ssp4dw3m
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14

CURBs ALL CHRONIC AND SPECIAL
y Diseases in . short time, either in Male or
Female; charges low fees; uses no Mercury.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Use Renne's Pain Killing
Ma 1c Oil.
sit Works like q Charm"

Have you Headache? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Toothxchel Use kenne's Magic Oil
Have you Neuralgia? Use Renne's H. gio Oil
Have you Rheumatism? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Sore Throat, Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you sciaties? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Bruises Use Renue's Magic Oil
Have you Cramps? Use enne Magic Oil
Rave you Cholera NJ orbus!Use ReInes Magic Oil
Rave you Lameuess' Use Rsnne's Magic Oil
This is the Best Family Remedy, to cure al
kinds of Pain, you ever Irisd.
1t Is clean, safe and delicious to use, and if
You use it faithfully, it will do you Good!
Directions Oh each bottle. Buy it of the Drug.
gist or Merchant where you trade If they have
not got it on hand they viii send for it, at your
request, and sell you Genuine Rsnnss Pain
Killing Magic Oil, At the manufacturers lowest
price at retail
IM1- Sold by Druggists, Merchants sad 6rocers.
1t lie put up in three sizes, and called "Trisl
Size, Medium Sine" and Large Family Size
bottles VIM. RENNR6 SONS,
Sole Proprietors and Manufacturers,
je6-d Aweouly PIrTsvIsLb, Mass
old Wholesale aud Retail by C. A. Benssr,
Druggists, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Large Size, 81; Medium Size soc
small Size 25c.

From aeorgh sheffield. P. M, East Gains
Orleans Co. N. Sept 70, 1888: am happy to
say that one bottle of your Garglins Oil has
cured the Reclamation In my right arm, when
nothing else would help me.
From Geo. r. Thralls, Warsaw, Ind Nov. 5,
1885 When was sp poiBted agent for the u.e
of yo1r Gargiing Oil. there was a large stock on
hand but it is now all sold, and think you had
better send me IL dozen more, one half Of which
for Easily USE" 1t Ia regarded ths best med.
icine ever sold.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
MEDICAL
OVER 10000 CURES

without 9 fAilurs,the past
Is years, in all the worst
cases Of PILBs, DloPsy,
ecaoFuLA, SALT RBEuH,
DYsPEPsiA, & CATAhRH,
NEURALGIA, end all dis
eases Of the sKIs and
BLoop, BY using Fowie's
Pile and Humor Cure en-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Every Day an Increase in Flesh
and Weight is seen and Felt.

and Weight is seen and Felt.
TaE GkkAr BLOOD PURiEIEk.
Every drop of the sARsAPARILLIANR RE-
SOLVENT communicates through the Blood,
Sweat Urine, and other fuids Al juices of the
~ stem the gor of life, for II repairs the wastes
Of the body with new and sound materisI.-
Scrofnla, Syphilis, Con umption, GIaadulAE dis
ease, Ulcers IN the throat Nj outh, Tup ors, Nodes
IN the Glands and other parts of the systsn Sore
Eyer, strumorous discharges from the Bars, and
the worse forms OF skin diseases, Erupnons,
Fever Sores, Scald Head, Ring Worm, Erysipe-
las, alt Rheum, Agne, Black Spots, Worms in
the Flesh, Tumors, Cancers in the Womb, and
all weakening and painful discharges, Night
Sweats, Loss of spe, m and all wastes Of the life
principle, are within the curative range of this
use will prove to any person using it for either
OfIhsse forms of disease its potent poverto cure
them.
1.-THE patient, daily bscOming reduced BY the
wastes and disco nPosition that are continually
progressing succeeds IN arresting these wastes,
and repairs the same with new msserial made
from healthy blood-And this the sARsAPA
LILLIAN will and does ,eeure-s Gu is certsin;
for when once this remedy commences lis work
Of publication, and succeeds in Diminishing the
loss OF wAstes. its repairs will be rapid, and
every day the patient will feel himself grown z
better And stronger, the food digesiing better,
ap petite i'm proving and flesh and weight incres
sing
Not only does the Ssrsaparillian Resolvent
excel all kno-n remedi.i agents in the cure of
Chronic, ecrofulous, Conxtitutisnal md Skin
diseases; but 1t is abe only positive cure for
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Try a Bottle.

The Gargling Oil has been in use as Lini-
ment for thirty-eis ht years. All We ask Is affair
trial, bu, be sure and foliew directions.
Ask your nearest druggists OF dealei in patent
med icines fof one of oar Aim acs and Wade
Mec5ms and reAd whatthe people say 40 ut the
Oil.
The Gas gIns oijs for ale hv MI -rspee'se'e
L. all Z, thf boat he Tit, d Ststes ana etha'
coantrfes.
~. n,.eiiett-a u, III s,&rgiiol on sna tell
,opy NJ; yhbors what good Il b.s re
We teal fair aed Hoersl With all, ana deiy
eentrade tion. sH
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Dir. BOHANNAN

Once No. 6lS North Fifth street, (between
Warrington Ave- ami Green streets(,
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI.
Established In at. louis 1857.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
DIR Radway's
SaRSkPARIlLIAN RESOLVENT

has made the most astonishing cures !; so
quick, so rapid are the changes the body
uadergoes, wnder the influence Of this
trlly scondezJid Medicine, that
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
II. r. r.
Railways Ready Relief
CURES TIE wossr PAINS
10 from One to twenty Minutes.
Dox o1Ta HOUR
Al. or reading this advertisement need any one
SUFFER WITH PAIN.
RAILWAYS Really RELIEF IL A
CURE Fen EVERY PAIN.
1t was the first and 10
sADWAY'S aEADY RELIEF

AAOW II aEhUE ZilEE
WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE.
Inflammation of the idneys,
1nfsm aation Of the Bladder,
Inflammation of the Bowels,
Congestion Of the Lungs,
Sore Throat, Difisult Breathing,
Palpitation of the Heart
Mysteries, Group, Dipthsria,
Cstarrh, Infuenza,
Headache, Toothaehe,
Neuralgia, rheumatism
Cold Chiils. AgLe Chills.
The apprcstion of the READY RELIEF &c
the part or parts where the pain OF difficulty ex.
ists will afford ease and co mfort.
" Twenty drops in half a tumbler of water will
IN o few moments cure Cramps, spasms, Sou
Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headachs, 2 iarrhea
Dysentsry, Collie, Wind in the Bowels, and al
Intern al pains.
Travellers should always carry bottle o.
RADwAY's READY RELIEF with them. A fsv
drops in water W. prevent sickness or pain
from change Of water. 1t Ii better than French
Brandy or Bitters "a A stimuiaut
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-14
Loek to Your Children /!
THE GREAT
SOOTHING SYRUP !

Cures Collie aud Gripping
in the B0wles and faoli
tAtss the process oftssihin 6
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-10-13

An Irishman suffering severely from
toothache called upon distinguished
physician and witty dentist of his native
land to have the tooth extracted.
Oh, docther, darlin' I'm suffering ter
ribly can you aise the pain?
Sit down here, said the Doctor, and
I'll fix you in jiffy.
Docther, dear, will it hurt me much !?
If it don't, said the doctor, loosely,
| won't charge you a cent.
The poor fellow opened his mouth, and
in twinkling the Doctor had hold of
the offending member, and gave such a
twitch in drawing it that his patient
gave a jump and scream, as if he
thought his head was off.
Did it hurt you much asked the Doc
tor, as the poor sufferer was holding on
to his head and jaws with all his might
Not bit, Doctor, not bit.
What! exclaimed the astonished Doc
tor.
Oh, not bit, Docther, not bit.
The Doctor concluded he was euchred
out OF his fee that time, sure.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-10-13

- Ever since the Versailles forces en-
tered Paris the question what to do about
the Column Vendome has been a subject
of lively discussion. Various PROPOSE
tions were made-among them to sur
mount the restored column with statue
of liberty, statue of France or sin
gle tri-color fag-but these have all
been dismissed, and President Theirs has
settled the matter in this way: There is
to be no statue of the emperor, but there
is to be a statue of the hero of Marengo.
Gen. Bonaparte, in his cooked hat and
gray coat, is to do duty in place of Ma
poleon in his imperial robes. Thus it
stood during the first empire, and dur
ing the reign of Louis Philippe; and
thus history for the hundredth time is to
be permitted to repeat herself.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-10-13

VULGARIsMs.-It is very vain to use
strong and emphatic assertions, such as
I" | know" | am positively certain, -
" Yes-but | happen to know all about
it. 1t is intolerably conceited, and in
most instances irritates, without exciting
the slightest respect for your declaration.
Always substitute al think" az be-
lieve," 1t seems to me, %" Excuse me,
but | think have heard" &c. 1t is
not enough to limit your words in this
respect, you should never emphasize the
voice too forclbly. One may say, 81 beg
your pardon, sir" with an expression
equivalent to fiat and insulting contra
diction. Still more vain and vulgar is
the use of such expressions as HIM p
+" Pshawp' Much you know about it p
Stuff and Fiddlesticks !" These ex.
pressions, and Others like them of a
strongly dissentient nature, should never
be uttered yany one under any circum-
stances whatever. They are all rude, az
is indeed every word and every empha.
sis which directly expresses denial ofany
assertion.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-10-13

A STORY FOR THE CoURT.-A young
and newly fedged Justice of the Peace
out in Illinois was recently called upon
for the first time to marry couple. He
nervously looked through every Man
his own Lawyer" and "Haine's Township
Laws" but failed to find the desired form.
The crowd grew impatient, and he told
the couple to hold up their right hands.
This done, he pronounced the following
charge; "You and each of you do
soiemnly swear that in the cause upon
hearing you will tell the truth, and moth
ing but the truth, and that you will love,
honor, cherish and obey each other dur
ing the term Of your natural lives, so
help you God" Both answered solemn
ly, 81 will" and the Justice charged
them dollar each and pronounced them
man and wife.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1871-10-13

COTTAGE CHEEsE.-Take half sour
milk, when well thickened, before it has
been stirred, and half buttermilk, at
least twenty-four hours old; set the dish
es containing the milk and buttermilk.
separately, over kettles of hot water till
the whey begins to rise to the top. Do
not let it get too hot, or the cheese will
be hard and tasteless. When the whey
has risen, pour both into straining cloth
or bag; tie at the top, and hang it up to
drain. If prepared for draining in the
morning, by the middle of the afternoon
it will be sufficiently free from whey.
Then turn it out of the strainer and
crumble all up fine; throw in little
salt and black pepper, rub in table
spoonful of butter, and moisten with
milk, till soft enough to make into small
pats or rolls, for tea. If you have cream
to wet it up with, use no butter, If you
like it quite soft, add more milk or cream.
and put the cheese into deep dish with
out attempting to make into balls.