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The Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1870-1871, 1871-04-20

WHb1 UbluO0 VAL U
times second.
240 times minute,
IA, 400 times an hour,
345, GOO times a day,
2,4l9. 200 timesa week,
1O.368, 900 times q month,
126. IA, 900 times q year.
MORE IS EXPECTED OF A WATCH
THANANY KIND OF
MACHINERY.
must not only run vi day. but all night; not
only on 'ceekdays, but on Sundays and Holidaus.
1t must run hanging up or lying do,cn-upside
do'on or right side ,sp II must Keep running ,chen
the 'oearer sits dozen or stand up, When he rulks
or rides. In fact It is expected 10 do its duty at all
times, in every place and in sre1y position
A Genuine Waltham Watch
will fulfil all these requirements. wound once
day, it will faithfully tick for you hundred
and twenty-six million times in q year, without
even requiring fresh oil all THAT time.
ACenuine WaItham Watch
CONTAINS
Spring, ,oieels. 81 Scre,os, and SO other PARTS
making altogether 136 separate pieces.
All Genuine Wa1t1aaaoa
Watches have seven
JeVV010.
TIE FULL JEwlILHD HAVE FIFTEEN JEWELS
Every part of a Waltham Watch is made by
machinery, The machinery used in making the
movement of a single watch coast over Hun
dred thousand Dollars, yet we sell these Watches
in solid Silver Hunting Case, for S18. The
same watch could not be made by hand and f.
nished as perfectly for TEN TINES As MUCH
A Genuine waltham Watch
Is interchangeable, like Springfield rifle, TINT
is, any part of one Watch is exactly like the
same part in another and if ten Watches of
one grade were taken apart, anb the srews,
wheels, springs, &C., were mixed together, ten
watches could be made by putting these parts
together again. withuot any reference to their
former combination This lisa
GREAT ADVANTAGE;
For, ifany part of waltham Watch is injured
we can always replace it at
Trjaing Expense.
4 GENUINE WALTRAM WATCH
Is made with special reference to
DURABILITY
Other Watches will run for year or two, and
require constant repairs but
a ~a1t1aa1aa Watch
WILL RUN FAITHFULLY
FOR MANY YEARS.
We sell these Watches,
IN SOLID SILVER HUNTING CASES, Sis
IN SOLID GOLD HUNTING CASES, SIC
We have prepared an
ILLUSTRATED PRICE LIST,
which describes the various grades of Watches
in detail, gives the weight and quality Of the
| Cases, and all other information necessary TO,
an intelligent selection. We wish every one
would send for it before ordering Watch.
Write for 1t as f0llO,cs:
Nessrs Ho,oard 4 o.,
No. 785 Broad,oay, Ne,c York:
Please send me your Illustrated Price List Of
Waltham Watches, as per advertisement in The
LoulsnN1AN.
(Sign name and address in fully
WITHOUT EXPENSE,
The Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1870-1871, 1871-04-20
The Oride Gold Watch,

Inc OTIuS AOJO VvdtCTus
n MASSIVE ORIDE GOLD Double Hunt
:. u,gic Spring Cases, elegantly engraved, or
.nrned. Genuine Patent Lever move
-. mi ieweled, regulated and warranted to
go ,arroc, time, and wear equal to Gold,
80 like in appearance. make, finish, bril-
- 81 color. 5000 Gold Watch. One Of these
- - Watches will he forwarded by mail free
sry address, in handsome morocco case,
I'd nth velvet and satin, ladies or Gents
-. Wa,ch) for only TWELVE DOLLARS.
T..,bs. Sor Holiday Presents manufactured to
|Crder.
GFyI-ISE AMERICAN WATCHES of all
,.d., in Gold and Silver Cases, from SIS up to
I'M Other Good Watches equally low. With
'r,rr Club of six Watches, of any kind, we send
,.s ,,,ra of same kind free, as premium to
,,r,r M Of the Club A superior stock. OF Ge-
INNS bride Gold Chains 50 to Sc each, war
,,tsd fully equal to Gold in brilliancy of color,
NV etc, Bills of over Sl2 collected on delivery,
desired. All Bills of Sl2, and less, must be
nh in P. o. Money Orders, or Registered
|,tt4rs, at our risk Goods carefully selected,
|ncked and forwarded prepaid by mail, or by
t.press or receipt Of price. Safe delivery OF all
goods cusrsnteed Watches forwarded to be
examined to parties known, when express
charges both ways are paid No goods forward
cd west of the Mississippi River with bill to col
lsct on delivery Purchasers must pay all ex-
prs. charges on goods sent G. 0. d.: also
i,r return Of money All Cash orders forwarded
Tee of charges to destination. Catalogues Free.
Address all orders
CHAS. p. NORTON & CO.,
Importers of Watches, etc.
Established 1851. Sc Nassau St, n. \.
No. 34-f.
The Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1870-1871, 1871-04-20
THE PEOPLES COMMERCIAL
COLLEGE!

- L
Located over the Freedmens Saving Bannk
ia Carondelet st.
OPEN DAY AND EVENING, NO VACATION.
The old and young can enter at this Insti-
tuition any day, no distinction made in regard
to race or color. The design of the Institution,
isto furnish opportunities to those wishing a
rapid, thorough and practical business edu-
cation, fifty to one hundred per cent saved
by students, by taking the rapid commercial
course. Parties having ordinary ability,
who have entirely neglected their education
now have the opportunity to qualify them
selves for almost any position in the State,
in an Incredible short time.
From two to three months is all that re-
quires to complete the commercial course.
Terms reduced to suit the times.
For further information call at the Col
lege, or address
Prof. A. T. Selover,
Principal.
The Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1870-1871, 1871-04-20

The "A. N. Express Train runs Daily,
(SUNDAYS EXCEPTED.)
Makes close connections for Vicksburg, Mem
phis, st. Louis, Chicago, Louisville, and all
points beyond, Sleeping cars at night, Canton
to Grand Junctin and Humboldt.
The Nail Train lea.eS New Orleans Daily,
at ) P. NJ.
Makes schedule connections with Lightning Ex-
press traine, to all points NORTH, EAST and
WEST. Carries the great Northsn Mail.
Time to New York, 70 Hours.
New and elegantly fitted up Sleeping Cars
run to Humboldt, Tennessee, Cleveland, Ten
nessee, and Louisville, Kentucky.
Express Train South arrives at 80 A. NJ.
Mail Train South arrives at II :05 A. NJ.
Ticket Office, Galveston, Iron Building.
Ticket Offices, New Orleans, under City Hotel
Corner Camp and Common streets, and at
Depot.
E. @. SEWALL, General Superintendent
]. B. MOREY, General Ticket Agent
New Orleans, jackson and Great Northern
Railroad.
E. d. FROST, General Superintendent
D. B. MOREY, General Ticket Agent, Mis-
sissippi Central Railroad
S. S. SCOTT General PASSENGER AGENT
The Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1870-1871, 1871-04-20

BAGGAGE CHECKED FROM RESIDENCE
TO DESTINATION.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
Citizens Of Rock Island.

TOR THE FIRST TIME THE sANARI-
= TAN'S Root and Herb juice Is offered to
you. And for the first time has such an ofe,
been made you as We now propose. The Root
and Herb juices iE remedy that will cur,
scrOfola, Ulcers, sOres, Syphilis, letters, Scales
Boils. TubercrIous Consumption, and ali disea
SEES arising from impEre blood. We now pro
pose to prove shat we say by giving the remedy
ffee of charge in all bad cases until a cure j,
atectrd then we expect our patients 10 pay for
the mum Der Of bottles used. So that the thou.
sands who have been heretofore deceived and
Who nave given up all hopes, nave an oppUrtuni
tyIof being cured without spen ding one cent IN
til the disease IL overcome. We have been leo
TO deal with the people IN this way from two rea-
sons. First, from the numerous letters We re-
receive from all parts each one stasing his own
grievance, the majority of then saying that the !
had been to several doctors, to some of whom
they had paid large sums, but received 10 bsne
fit others state that they seem to receive bene-
fit for the time. but the disease would break out
Again, others have been treated with Caustio bu
no cure would follow. Secondly. We know tn,
! Samaritan's Root and Herb J uics will positively
cure, and therefore there is risk IN lettfpc
the people judge fer themselves. All we Gsk i
| to be paid when rsdcal cure is yn sds Person,
please give us reference that they will paw wber
cured. Root and herb Juice S. rs per bottle.
DESMOND CO., Proprietors
9l5 Race street, Philadelphia.
| GAS. BEFsBR, corner Illinois and Market
| street. A gent for Rock Island.
mchsdwly
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DIR.
- ! = 9 10 w,
Confidential Physician,

179 South Clark Street. CHICAGO, ILL, Pri-
vRte and Chronic Diseases in both sexes success
fully treated. DR.. Bigelew has cured more sex
ual and venereal diseases in the last 20 years
than any other physician in the western coun try
He cures Nervous Debility, or Involuntary s en-
insl Emissions, and restores the enfeeblsd organ,
to perfect health and vigOr. He cures syphili,
in al its forms, whether acute or chronic, with
out the uss of minerals or vegetable poison
Send for his "Guids to Health" published
monthly free of charge, if GU shink the writing,
Of the greatest Specialist of the present day
worth reading. Ladies send for descriptive cir
oular of PEssAEIo REKEDIE, universally used
by married ladies. Address
c. BIGELOW, N. D..
msh4dwly P. 0. Box 1874 Chicago, Ill.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
SYPHILIS CURED.

DR. BoHAENAN's Vegetable Syphilis
- Cure Is warranted to permanently cure
SYPHILIS" in all its stages-Priuary. Sec.
ondary and Tertiary, and will positively eradi.
cate the lAst vestige of the Disease from the sys
TEN. Those having tIe syphilitio poison lurking
in their blood, concealed from observation, In it.
constitutional form, thereby jeopardiEing the
health and happiness of another, as well as thai
of their offspring should make immediate use Of
this medicine, and be CURED FOR LIFE
Price Five Dollars. Sent to any address. Sold
only at DR.. @. A. BOhsnnan's Office, No. 6Is
North Fifth street, St. Louis, Mo.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
Use Renne's Pain Killing
Magic OIL.
SIT Works like q Charm"

Have you Headachel Use Rennes Magic Oil
Have you Toothache2 Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Neuralgia? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Rheumatism? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Sore Throat? Use Renne's Magic Oil
aaveyou scistica? Use Fenne's Magic Oil
Have you Bruise? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Cramps2 Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Cholera MOrbus1Use Rennes Magic Oil
Have you Lameness2 Use Renne's Magic Oil
This is the Best Family Remedy, to cure all
kinds of Pain, you ever tried.
1t is clean, safe and delicious to use, and IL
you use it faithfully, 1t will do you Good!
Directions on each bottle Buy it of the Drug.
gist or Merchant where you trade. If they have
not got it on hand they will send for it, at your
request, and sell you Genuine Renne's Pain
Killing Magic Oil, at the manufacturer's lowest
price at retail.
@ws Sold by Druggists, Merchants and Grooers
1t is put up in three sizes. and called "Trial
Sire" medium Size" and Large Family Size"
bottles. VIM. RENNE,
Sole Proprietor and Manufacturer,
jed &weowly PIrrsyrEIp. Mass.
Sold Wholesale and Retail by @, A. Benser
Druggists, Rock Island.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
SPECIAL NoTx0Es.
Jackson's Catarrh Snuf.

AND TROCHE POWDER.
A delightful and pleasant remedy in
(atayrh. Headache, Bad Breath, Asthma,
Hodrseness, Bronchitis, Coughs,
Deafness, de-.
And all diseases resulting from ooIdsIn
The Head, Throat and Vocal Organs.
This remedy does not "Dry up" catsrrh but
LOOsENs it, frees the head of oil offensive
matter, quickly removing bad breath ana hea
ache; ALLAYs and soOrBEs the BURNING HEAT
Ia catsrrh; is so mild and agreeable in its effects
that 1t poIitively
CURES WITHOUT SNEEZING!
As q TRooHE PowDEn is pleasant to the tasts
and never nauseates; when swallowed, Instantly
gives to the Throat and Vocal 0rgsDsa
Delicious Sensation Of Goodness d Comfort
1t Ia the best Voice Tonic in the world
Try it Safe, Reliable and only IS ceuts
! Sold by druggists, mailed free, address
COOPER, WILSON 4 co., Prop'rs,
| Philadelphia.
| Van Setback, Stevenson d Reed, Wholesale
| Agents, Chicago. ost26-dAEBra
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
SEMINAL WEAKNESS CURED.

DR.. B0HANNAN'S VEGETABLE Gu
RATIVE" permanently cures ali forms of Sper-
matorrhea" or Seminal Weakness in from two
to seven weeks time. 1t restores "Lost Power
and brings back the youthful vigor" of those
who have destroyed it by sexual excuses or evil
practices. Young men suffering from the effects
OF that dre&dfully destructive habit of Self
Abuse can use this medicine with the assurance
OF speedy and Permanent cure. This remedy
has been used by old DR.. Bohsnuan in his pri
vate practice for over thirty years and has never
failed in curing even the worst cases. Price SIS
per package. Sent to any address free from
observatory. Sold only at Or. Q. A. Bohan-
mans office, No. 6l9 North Fifth stree, St. ouis
Mo. Established in 1897.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
"Bohannan's Female Regulator. -

4 infallibe remedy for all distractions Of
Il the Monthly Periods" from colds or other
causes. A certain cure; it Is Woman's best
friend. Price Five Dollars. Sent to any ad
dress with full and complete directions, etc For
sale only at DIR. C. A. Bohennan's Office, No. 6 o
North Fifth street, between Washington avenue
and Green, west side, st. Louis, No.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
Rheumatism l. NEURALGIA

in ali their various forms. 1t is taken inward
ly only 1t is positively the only stAnda ard spe-
cifO before the public, being composed of pure
and harmless vegeta BILE ingredients solely. con
tanning no minerals, poisonous or injurious
drugs.
1t has actually cured ninety Ave in oveiy hun
dred cases, in the last six years-a result unpar-
alleled in the history Of medicine.
The principal advantage in taking this medi-
cine is, that it is quite different in its compost
ton from any other article before the public.
No other preparation does or can act in the
same manner. While every medicine purges
and sickens the patient,
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
Mereurial or Syphilitic rheumatism
and NeuraIgia.

Thoroughly erAdicatsd Mercury and all dis
eases arising from an impure eE poisonous state
of the Blood, and 1 defy those who suffer from
such diseases to obtain a radical cure without
the aid Of this important remedy.
1t operates the system entering the blood,
utralizing the virus of poison, ablishing
the healthy functions, of the animal economy
and thereby enabling the system to eradicate the
disease and cast off the obnoxious matter by the
Bowels, Urine Breath and Shin, causing nc
sensible excavations
1t IS pleasant to take, assimilstes readily with
the food, snd does not in terfere with the usual
diet or advocations.
Enclose 3 cent stamp and send for sealed cir
eulEr.
All oommun oations strictly confidential
Price $500 per bottle, sent free FROM observation
by mail or express, to any address, on receipt o.
the money. Address
JOHN r. WILKINSON,
Druggist and PhErmaceutst
In Medical College Building, corner of Blondeau
and Seventh streets, kEOkUk, IOWA
m27-dIy.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07

Ma2uiress
SARSAPARILLA BII'IERS
WITH IRON.N


The test BLooD, STOMACH AND Liver Medi-
cine ever offered 20 the public 1t is very agree
able TO the taste and Wal not affect the teeth as
Iron preparations generally do.
What al soiU do 1t win be found vastly su-
perior to any Of the Calssys and Iron so extern
siEeiy used for invigorsting the system. 1t will
make blood; likewise thieken it. 1t viii restore
the pale andem sciated the weak and debihtated
to color, flesh, health and strength in an incred-
IDLY short time. 1t viii strengthen the nursing
mother and increase the flow of milk, also bene-
fit the child at the breast and prevent many Of
the complaints to which children are subject 10
| Infancy. 1t will tend to restore the eyesight
when impAired by continued application in read
ing, writing or sewing, by streng thening the op
tic nerves. 1t viii give vitality to the mental
| faculties when depressed by close confinement tc
| study or business pursuits, and prevent nervous
headaches. 1t will purify the blood and pre-
vent the breaking out of boils, pimples and othei
| eruptions caused by poverty of blood. 1t vii
restore the genital organs, when weak, to Z
healthy condition, regulate the menstrual period
also relieve debility caused by summer heat oil
excessive prespis alton.
single trial will prove con clusively that w
have not over-estmated the value Of this excel
| lent medicine.
| Price, $500 per bottle.
j. d c. MAGUIRE,
Chemi st and Druggists, Sole Proprietors,
ST. LOUIS
Also proprietors Of Maguire' celebrated Benz
| PLANT, a sure cure for Diarrhea, Dysentery
| Cholera Morbus and the AsisthCholera. Al
orders from responsible pasties promptly Allied
! mch27-dwly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07

Va DR.. BOHANNAN's Treatise on Spec
ial Diseases" which fully explain the nature,
causes, sy mptoms, etc., of SPermatorrhea" OF
Seminal Weakness, and ell the evils resulting
from Self Abuse, and impediments to marriage
generally. Also, valuable information on other
Delicate SUBJECTS. Sent Free to address in a
plain sealed envelope.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
CERTAIN CURE FOR PILES.

DR.. BoHANNANS "Pi1e Ointment is guar
snteeo q certain cure for Piles, no matter what
form or how long stan ding, in from three to five
days. Prise one dollar. Sent to any address
tby mail fifteen cents extra for postage. Sold
only at Dr.. o. A. BohAnnan's office, No. $40 N.
Fifth street, St. Louis, Mo. Established in 1887
mch23,dWly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
BATcHRLoR,s HAIR DYE.

This splendid Hair Dye is the best In the
world the only true and perfect Dyei harmless.
reliable, iustantaneous; no disappointment; no
ridiculous tinss remedies the evil effects OF bad
dyes; iuyigorstss and leaves the Hair soft and
beautiful, Black or Brown soAd by ell Drug
gists and Perfumers, and properly applied al
Batchelor's Wig Factory, No. l6 Bond street,
New York. yeS.dly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
CristadOro,s Excelsior Hair Dye.
MEDICAL.
THE RRIDAL CHAMBER.

IN H. bEAbAA NkA n Va II E'N
ESSAYS FOR YOUNG MEN. on Great So
IL eial Evils and Abuses, which interfere with
MARRIAGE, with sure means of relief foF the
Erring and Unfortunate, diseased and debilita-
ted. Sent in scaled letter envelopes, free OF
charge.
Address, HOWARD SANITARY AID AssooTA-
TON, No. South Ninth Street, Philadslphis
Pa. janl7 -dw3m
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07

A Medical Treatise of thirty-two pages, sent
postpaid, on receipt of two three cent postage
stamps. Address
jss-d&Wly NJ. B. La oroix, Albany, NIX.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07

$1,000
II g w u Y q :

Will be given to any person who can produce
as many genuine permanent cures as Dr.. Gal
to9der's Great Vegetable Pile Cure. It is prepared
expressly to cure Bleeding, Blind, liberated or
Itching Piles, ano for no other purpose. Hun
dEeds Of Physicians recommend It In their prao-
tice. 1t has cured permanently cases Of over
3oyeass standing. Sold by Druggists generally.
Prepared solely by B. r. GALLAGHER, No. sos
North Third Street, Philadelphis, Pa.
John Bsngston, Druggist, Agent for all of DR..
Galla6hers preparations.
feb2o-dem
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
no nroRH Toox-TRAPs

This is the cry OF thousands who have had
their heads poisoned and their hair ruined by the
LEAD and sULPHER denominations with which
speculstOrs have sought to superoede true,
toholesOme, amp perfect Dye.
CristadOrO's Excelsior Hair Dye.
has had its sailed doubled by these nefarlous at
tempta at competition. From every State, County
City, and Township in the Union orders for this
Stan dard Dye and continually pouring in,
NEVER MISSES FIRE,
but always produces the shade desired, and is
immediate in its effects. The NEST delightful
dressing to use otter dyeing the hair, is
CHRIsTAD0Ro'5 HAIR PRESERVATIVE
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
DIR. BOHANNAN

Office No. 6l9 North Fifth street, between
Washington Ave. and Green strsets),
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Established In st. &ouis 1897.
CURES ALL CHRONIC AND SPECIAL
~ Diseases in . short time, either in Male OF
Female charges low fees uses no Mercury.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07
Music.

Either or all mailed to any address on re-
ceipt of the price.
DENOUNCED by teachers the most usefu
l. and best series extant. Liberal discount on
quantities to the trade,
"THE TREASURE"
new and bright book for Sunday Schools,
High Schools or the Social Circle. Sample
Copies mailed at 80 cents.
"sUNDAT SCHOOL S0NG,"
The most popular and cheapest Sunday School
| Book extant. Price 20 ceRts-$l0. 90 per hun
| bred
BAEnNEZ g. WEBER,
| 2O6 NORTH FIFTH STREET PUBLISHERS.
m37-dedI2m. ST. LOUIS.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07

Either all mailed to any address on re-
ceipt of the price.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-04-07

Report ofthe Commissioners to the
Tresident-The Character Of the
xslaud, its People,. Resources,
Productions, Climate, Govern
mont. StriEes, and Prospects un-
der Annexation.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1871-08-24
Private and Confidential
FROM JOSH BILLINGS, TO A HAIR OIL AND VEG
ETADLE BITTERs MAN.

DEAR DoKToR H1RsUTE.-I reseayed tin
cup ov yure "Hair purswader," also bottle of
your "salvashun bitters" by express, fur which
| express my thanks. The grecnbak which ye
enclosed was the kind of purswader that we Of
the press fully understand. Yur hair grcese
shall hav reglar Jimnastic puff, ist as soon
as can find spare time. l tried q little ov
it on an old counter brush in my oiliss this
morning, and in Is minits the brussels grew rs
long as a hosscs tale, and notis this afternoon
the hair begins til cum up thru, on bak of the
BRUSH tits wonderful tbs almost Eureka |
rubbed drop or two OIL the he'd ov mi kane,
which has been bald for more than 5years, and
beggar Inc if don't have to shave the kane
handle ever day before | can walk out with it.
l have a very tavorite cat, she is one of the
Hambcltorian breed oy cats, and altho she is
young, and haint been trained, yet, she shows
great signs of speed L thought [ would jist
rub TIC corcl Of the bottle Oh tho floor in the
corner of the room WHARF the cat generally re-
pozes. The conscqucnts WAS, some of the pur-
swadcr got onto the hair ov the cats tale
When she arose from her slumbers she caught
site ov her tale, which had grown to an exalted
size taking one more look ut her tale she star
ted, and by the good old Moses sch running
across the yard over the fence up one side of
an apple tree down the other out in the fields !
away, away! The last i saw of the cat she was
pretty much awl tale. 1 wouldn't hav took 10
dollars for the cat with her old tale on her
In few daze, shall fine a spare time, and
then shall write up for our paper something
pyrotcknik, which will make the hair grow on
the he'd of Il number mackerel to read it.
N. B.-Bizzincss, doktor, is Dizziness. The
hi prise cf material and labor, has put up pulls
with U.s. but upon the rescipt of so dollars
more, yu can rely on sumthing in our weekly,
that will send "salvashun and purswasion"
thru the land.
p. Set me advise you as a friend if it is
indespensibly necessary tn cheat a little in the
manufacture ov "Salvashun Bitters," let it by
all means be in the rutes, don't lowcr the ba-
SIS.
Yours quietly,
JOSH BILLINGS