The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-07-07

IL one so generally prevalent as dyspepsia
There are diseases more acute aud painful
and which more frequently prove fatal; bu
none, the effects Of which are so depressing
10 the mind and so positively distressing Il
the body; lfthere is wretched being In
A CONFIRMED DYSPEPTIC.
But it is not our iatention 10 discant on
the horrors Of Dyspepsia. To describe them
truthiully Is simply an impossibility, but II
Is possible to point out remedy. We have
sala mat dyspepsia is perhaps ihe most uni
VerSal OF human diseases This is emphat-
ically the case in the United State. Whether
THIS general prevalence is due TO the charac.
ter OF the food, the method Of its prepare.
ton, or the hasty manner in which IL Is
usually swallowed, is not our province to
explain. The great fact with which We are
called to deal Is this:
DYSPEPSIA PREVAILS
almost universally.
Nearly every other person you meet is q
Nlctlm an apparently willing one for ere
this not the case, why so many sufferers,
wnen certain, speedy and safe remedy is
within the easy reach OF all who desire TO
avail themselves Oft. But the majority will
moi. Blinded by prejudice, or deferred by
some other unexplained influence, they re-
j.
they turn Il deaf ear TO the testimony OF
thousands whose sutferings have been allie
waited, and with strange infatuation, APP
pear Tn cling with desperate determination
TO their ruthless tormentor. But says dys.
peptlc: What Is this remedy? to which we
reply: This great allevialor of human suf-
fe'ing IS almost as widely known as the
English language. 1t has allayed the agonies
OF thousands, and is to-day carrying COM
tort and encouragement to thousands of 9TH
ers. This acknowledged pannacea is none
other than
DR.. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BIT
TIERS.
Would you know more of the merits OF
this wonderful medicine than can be learned
from the experience of others? Try II your
self, and when II has failed to fulfil the as
surance Of its efficacy given by the pro-
prietor, then abandon faith in it.
LET IT BE REMEMBERED,
first of all, that HOOFLAND'S GERMAN
BlTTERS Is not rum beverage.
They are not alcoholic in any sense of the
term. They are composed wholly Of the
pure juice or vital principle of roots. This
Is not a mere assertion. The extracts from
which they are compounded are prepared
by one of the ablest OF German chemists.
Unlike any other Bitters in the market,
they are wholly free from sp'rituous ingre-
dents. The objections which hold with so
much force against preparations OF this
class, namely-that desire ior intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use, are not
valid IN the case of the German Bitters. SO
far from encouraging or intoxicating taste
or desire for inebriating beverages, II may be
asserted that their tendency is
in Numerically opposite direction. Their
effects can be
BENEFICIAL ONLY
in all cases Of the hillary system. Hoofland's
German Bitters stand without an equal,
acting promptly and vigorously upon the
Liver; they remove its torpidity and cause
healthlul secretion of bile-thereby supply
ing the stomach with the most indispensa-
BILE elements OF sound digestion in proper
proportions. They give tone to the stomach
stimulating its functions, and enabling IL
to perform its duties as nature designed II
should do. They impart vigor and strength
to the entire system, causing the patient IL
feel like another being-in fact, giving him
new lease OF life.
THEY PURIFY TIE BLOOD,
cleansing the vital fluid of all hurtful i'm
purities and supplanIing them with the ele-
ments OF genuine healthfulness. In word
there is scarcely a disease in which they
cannot be safely and beneticially Employed
but in that most general prevalent, dis
tressing and dreaded disease, dyspepsia,
THEY STAND UNRIVALED.
Now, there are certain classes of persons
to whom extreme BitteIs are not only un'
palatable, but who find II impossible t.
lake them without positive discomfort Fol
such.
Dr.. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
has been specially prepared. 1t is intended
for use where a slight alcoholic stimulant j.
required in connection with the we'll
known Tonic properties of the pure Ger
man Bltters. This Tonic contains all the
ingredients of the Bitters, but so favored ~
to remove the extreme bitterness. This
PREPARATION is not only palatable, but com
bines, in modified form, all the virtues O
the German BitteTs. The solid extracts o
some of Natures choicest reStOrativeS are
held in solution by spirituous agent of the
purest quality. In cases OF languor or eX
ce>sive debility, where the system appears
TO have become exhausted of its energies,
HOOFLAND'S TONIC
acts with almost marvellous effect. 1t moi
only stimulates the tagging and wasting
energies, but invigorates and permanently
Strengthens It's action upon the Liver anC
and Stomach thorough, perhaps less promp
than the Bittcrs, when the same quantity
is taken is none the less c rtain. 1ndiges
ton, Blliousness, Physical or Nervous Pros
tration, yield readily toits potent influence
II gives the invalid a new and stronger holt
upon life removes depression OF spirits, anc
inspires cheerfulness. 1t supplants the pair
of disease with the ease and comfort OF per
feet health. 1t gives strength to weakness
throws dependency to the winds, ant
starts the restored invalid upon new ant
gladstone career. But DR.. Hoofiland's ben
efactions to the human race are not con
fined to his celebrated
GERMAN BITTERS,
or his invaluable Tonic. He has prepared
another medicine, which is rapidly win
ming its way 10 popular favor because OF IT
intrinsic merits. This Is
HOOFLAND'S PODOPIIYLL1N
PILLS,
n nertect substitute for mercury, withou
any of mercury's evil qualities.
These wonderful Pills, which are intended
To act upon the Liver, are mainly compose
Of Podophyllin, or the