The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-06-29


Is possible to point out remedy. We have
said that dyspepsia is perhaps the most uni
versal OF human diseases. This Is emphat-
ically the case In the United State. Whether
this general prevalence Is due to the charac-
ter OF the food, the method Of Its prepare
usually swallowed, is not our province to
explain. The great fact with which we are
called to deal Is this:
DYSPEPSIA PREVAILS
almost universally.
Nearly every other person you meet is a
victim, an apparently willing one for were
this not the case, why so many sufferers,
when certain, speedy and safe remedy Is
avail themselves oft. But the majority will
not. Blinded by prejudice, or deferred by
some other unexplained influence, they re-
fuse to accept the relief profiered them.
they turn deaf ear to the testimony OF
thousands whose sufferings have been ale
Waited, and with strange infatuation, APP
pear to cling with desperate determination
TO their ruthless tormentor. But says dys-
peptic: What is this remedy TO which we
reply: This great alleviator Of human suf-
feIing Is almost as widely known as the
English language. 1t has allayed the agonies
OF thousands, and Is to-day carrying COM
fortand encouragement to thousands ofoth-
crs. This acknowledged pannacea is none
other than
De-. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BIT
TIERS.
Would you know more of the merits Of
thiswonderful medicine than can be learned
from the experience of others? Try 1t your
self, and when II has failed to fulfil the as
surance OF Its efficacy given by the pro-
prielor, then abandon faith In 1t.
LET IT BE REMEMBERED,
first of all, that HOOFLAND'S GERMAN
BlTIERS Is not rum beverage.
They are not alcoholic in any sense Of the
term. They are composed wholly of the
pure juice or vital principle OF roots. This
is not q mere assertion. The extracts from
which they are compounded are prepared
by one OF the ablest OF German chemists.
Unlike any other Bitters in the market,
they are wholly free from sp'rituous ingre-
dients. The objections which hold with so
much force against preparations OF this
class, namely-that desire for intoxicating
drinks Is stimulated by their Use, are not
valid In the case OF the German Bitters. so
far from encouraging or intoxicating taste
or desire for inebriating beverages, II may be
confidently asserted that their tendency Is
In Numerically opposite direction. Their
effects can be
BENEf III Al oN l.
In all cases of the hillary system. Ilooflands
German Bitters stand without an equal,
acting promptly and vigorously upon the
Liver; they remove its turpidity and cause
healthful secretion of bile-thereby supply
iug the stomach with the most indispensa-
BILE elements Of sound digestion IN proper
proportions. They give tone to the stomach
Stimulating It's functions, and enabling II
TO perform its duties as nature designed II
should do. They impart yigor and strength
to the entire system, causing the patient to
feel like another being-in fact, giving him
new lease OF life.
THEY PURIFY TIE BLOOD,
cleansing the vital fluid Of all hurtful im-
purities and supplanting them with the ele-
ments of genuine healthfulness. In II word,
there IL scarcely disease In which they
cannot be safely and beneticially employed:
but In that most general prevalent, dis
ire>sing and dreaded disease, DyspepSl"
THEY STAND CNRINALED.
Now, there are certain CLASSES oi persons
To whom extreme Bitters are moi only nm
palatablc but who find II impossible To
take them without poSitv" discomfort. For
such.
DR.. IIOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
has been specially prepared. IL Is Intended
for Use where slight alcoholic stimulant l.
required in connection with the we'll
known Tonic properties OF the pure Ger
man Bltters. This Tonic contains all the
ingredients Of the Bittcrs, but so favored IA
to remove the extreme bitterness. This
PREPARATION Is not only palatable, but COM
bines, in modified form, all the virtues OF
the German Bitters. The solid extracts of
some of Natures choicest restOratives are
held in solution by spirltuous agent of the
purest quality. In cases OF languOr or eN-
ce,siye debility. where the system appears
To have become exhausted its energies,
HOOFLAND'S TONIC
acts with almost marvellous effect. Ii not
only stimulates the tagging and wasting
energies, but invigorates and permanently
STRENGTHENS It's action upon the Liver and
and Stomach thorough, perhaps less prompt
than the Bitters, when the same quantity
is taken Is none the less rtain. IndigeS-
ton, Biliousness, Physical or Nervous Pros
tration, yield readily to its potent influence.
Ii gives the invalid u new and stronger hold
upon life, removes depression OF spirits, and
inspires cheer fitness. 1t supplants the pain
OF disease with the ease and comfort OF per.
feet health. 1t gives strength to weakness,
throws dependency to the winds, and
starts the restored invalid upon a new and
elections to the human race are not con-
fined to his celebrated
GERMAN BITTERS,
or his invaluable Tonic. He has prepared
another medicine, which is rapidly win
ming It's way to popular favor because Of It's
intrinsic merits. This Is
HOOFLANDS PODOPHYLLIN
PILLS,
n pertect substitute for mercury, without
any of mercurys evil qualities.
These wonderful Pills, which are intended
TO act upon the Liver, are manly compostN
OF Podophyllin, or the
VITAL PRINCIPLE OF THE MAN.
DRAKE ROOT.
M household should be without them.
They are perfectly safe, require but two for
an ordinary dose, are prompt and efficient
in action, and when used in connection
with DIR. Hollands German Bitters, or
Tonic. NAV be regarded as certain specincs
in ali cases of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,
or any of the disorders TO which the system
is ordinarily subject. The
PODOPHYLLIN PILLS
act 'unon the stomach and bowels, carrying
of improper oDstructIons, Willy VIC ptlIG a.,
or Tonic purify the blood, strenthen and In
yieorate the frame, give tone and appetite
TO the stomach, and thus build up the In
valid anew.
remedies for diseases, has given the world
one mainly for external application, In the
wonderful pre- paration known as
DIR. HOOFLANDS GREEK OIL.
This Oil is n sovereign remedy for pains
Rbenmatism, Neuralgia, Toothache, Chill
blains Sprains, Burns, Pain in the Back
and Loins, Ringworms, &C., &c, all. yield 10
its external application. The number OF
cures efiected by it Is astonishing, and they
are increasing every day.
Taken internally, 1t Is cure for Heart
burns, kidney Diseases, Sick Headaches,
Pains in the stomach, Colds Asthma, &c.
The Greek Oil is composed entirely OF
HEALING gums and essential oils. The prin-
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