Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1871-08-11
CHOW DER.

CONCENTRATION OF prisoners who nave been ar
rested on suspicion BY the French government
CIIoWDER.
The latest "bridal'' nuisance is a bridal
bathing costume
England has l 900 coo Of paupers to ., ,7O0,-
900 of population
An sditOr's-haui organ-The pen. A report
er's-The pencil.
A hack in Chicago is called yermiusgery.
g Coughing IIoss' il the Indian name for To-
comotive
1t seems as if the mining excitement in ANA
dor would never give ore.
\ recent dispatch said {" 4 marked stiffness
Was then visible" Who saw it,
Illinois young man iislocated his shoulder
IN Waiting And yet he is not happy.
There were manufactured in the United States
last year over half million sewing machines.
Mr.. D. A. DAld Of Humboldt. Iowa, has 10
children who call hin dai, bsdsI.
Danville, n. Y. boarding house has had one
boarder for thirty-dve years steady.
The New York Posi- stullers at tie deep dis
lance from Andrew 10 Bntler.
The North Carolina crop is so smllli is ard-
Is worth while TO make al oat OF it.
Delaware IS to hold g temperance convention
an unwoaied innovation 70 that State
A citizen q Nilwsukee, whose wife died sud
denly on Tuesday, married sgain the same eve
ming.
Corn bread 2" said au Irish SSiser. we
ha'f-'' got it az isn't j; corn bafe ye mane2''
Three burglars got forty cents after working
all night at Al Illinois county safe.
The reason why the ancient Bri;ous we're So
Formidable in battle is that they were Piet men.
Whatever Midas touched turned into gold. Ia
these days, touch man with gold and he'll
turn into anything.
" What is the plural Of penny 90 iuquiiel
schoolmasier. Two pence '' shouted the
smart boy Of the class.
Al exchange, wanting q compliment ' Live
Stock Journal" says II is edited by msn
whose head is chucsful OF live stock
Baltimore bragg over Al horn from Patago-
ria Il is 50 inches long and Il in circumier-
encs.
Paris, Ky. boasts Of horse which, having
csst shoe, Jumped out Of his enclosure, went to
blacksmith shop. and had himself shoi
'' Msssa Christopher Columbus MAS queer
man, said negro orator. '' A notion crossed
him one day, and len he crossed an ocean
Somebody having sail that Pbote Cozzens
has 81 Ohio features, 1t IS suggested that Ohio
has ,Ely one j, If that's what be means
The Columbus, ONO, papers don't have any
editorials now, the allegei c4use being tAst " the
thermometer is up TO three shirt collars min
ute
i party Of Afizlna settlers las; week found it
'ArrUwug necessil. 20 settle haif hundred
Apache lniiaus.
\ celebrated general iu one OF hs reports F.
wrote The te,t aui lsst point ia the battle"
but the printers mtie ii So the best and lac,
pini in tie bottle
The natural sentiment II reyiyins shea lady .
kills herself instead Il her lover, fson disap- .
pcin;meu;
\ Pennsylvania music teacher irll from =
third story window and founi the pitch unc0m- /
nriatly high.
\ ratn ia an e.sta,ie m1,I. exclaimed IS We 7
msn Is the peineval cause Of all happiness - .
when ! hystAni remarked '' No doubt, Tor .
she Is the prime evil herself
' Are dose bells ringing f3r ire" inquired .
Simon Of riberius. No, inicel,'' answered I
Tire, d" isy sb got plenty Of FIRE, and de bslis I
are ringing for water"
in dsscribinga new organ, rgrsl editor says, /
" The swell del away in A delicious suaocsti5n, I
Ike one singing sweet s.us under the bell '
clothes 80
Mrs Joues's co!orei coaehn.sn. being tod .
thst bic cJcksis il badge Of serNitude, replies .
that, On The contrary, 90 it am a sign ob ie iiv-
cry
young lady upon one oces,iou requested .
her lover to define love- 90 eU Sal, " said he.
80 it il 20 me an inward impress biliiy and an
outward A.l-oyerishness.'
A farmer At N.rtinyi.le, lad, cut, an bound
an thlcshel his wheat, to some Of il to mill,
ani ate for his supper biscuits made from the
four all ia one day.
4 dispute in rpgsri % sha, wss trumps was
settled IN Virginia by one gentleman turning up
spade, aal Violently suiiins HE opponent
therewith
One of Brigham Youus's wives ,quechel an
interviewing reporter ttusy: viii have
nothing to 10 with you. an perfectly con-
tented get everything need, sul have Al
easy, pleasant life. Clear out ~
ninety-yesr old man hadu't married
thiIty-yesr Old woman, At Pit,sbu-g, she
woulda't have knocked him down with fStiron
sud danced On his head until he died
The Chica % Common Council propose AZ ex-
cursoa to Salt Lake in the month of Augutt
They propose 10 compare the Illinois divorce sys-
tenn With tee Mormon system Of plurality Of
spouse
The Titasyille Herald says pelohes are SO
small that those who luxurste upon them say
they frequently slip into a hollow tooth and but
little enjoyment IS experienced in eating them.
New York cigar siores los project the figure
Of young gentleman in a dressiug-eown with
blonde tide shiskcrs. This has croSiel of tAe
traditional Iadisu, Negro, Girl Of the Period snd
ten. Grant
S.u Francisco comes IN shesi uu dog stories
Dr. Favor told the Medical Association ,here Of
"a canine with one body and two heads, each of
wish acts independently vt the ether, and barks
each on It's own responsibility Tie tai shows
no pArtia,iiy, but wags wheneye. either head
batkz.
Mrs julia Cogsn, Of Hartford. Conn, used .
to light the frts with kerosene Hal her nfSnt .
not been pl-ying round the stove At the same .
time, her s.s,er would have adopted the orphan.
The f,shionlbles at New London pronounce .
Pequot " Psquo,' lud the Bulletin disc5urses as I
f5lioss :-.' Shale> OF UneAs Shall We have .
To wrestie rith poqae.auo;. PoESamst.eock and /
Wiceopeset IN the French language
John B,bee Of Jam5sport, n \, although I
insane for soae time has been allowed his lib- !
erty until the other lay-wheu he dressed up in .
tie summer costume OF psrer co.lsr, sul armed .
with "a spade commenced "A raii upon humanity /
in general, bat was secured after 4 desperate /
conflict
II any Republican ever felt that ;he lste Val I
landigham ever injured him, he will be more .
than willing to forget all about it. when he hears /
an Indian poet invoke enough Of the Fort Wayne 4
muse to sing
81 speak % him hnlly
To reproach hin ! cannot
For he lost his precious lie