The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1871-02-17

less about Che appeatanes ofS eYi
you will soon grow eqnaAy- -careless,
about the evil itself.
|, lip-Knots-Divorces +
( 10 Keep dry-Livs enlooddsh.
The p6er mah's atofyAThe gar
sesJy0IG GI
To make Venetian blind-Put
out ,his-eYes1 E ETTT
4 ftgheof fahcy-Prize fightefs
dispersed by the police. -
Why is a wood-chuck like saus-
age? Because it's ground hog
What State is roupd on both ends
and high.in tie middle9% Ohio ~
What creatures may be said to
live on theirrelatioRs! ThesAteat-
ers. D.
What light could nos possibly be
seen in a dark rooml An Israe- lite.
A Western editor reports '.money
close, not close enough to be
reached"
The Oldest volumes are yoIumes
Of water, and they circulate ali over
the world. ~ q.
The wall of a Western poet:
.'Tis sweet to court; but Oh how. bit
ter, to court, p gal and then not get
bar ~ ~ ~ ~
sTnteryieEing2s is nothing new;
It existed "a Cesars tine, tor sdla
not great Julius ask, "Wheis@itsin
the press that callsY'
IA home poet sends a poem begin
ming &-.8-81 Az IA
'Oh the snow, the beautiful snowi
Look out for your heels, or down you 60.
One of the most successful plant
ers in Wisconsin is q widow who
has Just buried her sixth husband.
o A man ont West She offered bail
for a friend was asked by the Judge
if he had any encamtfancs on his
farm. ooh! yes" said he, my old
woman" skeBs6 H3 8
Daughter: "Well, TO tell she truth,
Edon't think much Of the clothes of
the sermong Fsther: Probably you
Ee4e thinking more of the clothes
of the congregation"
The inquiry as-to where all the
pins 90 70 has been saeisiaetorily
answered. The theory nov is that
they 60 into the ground and become
terra pins. REQ
There is a lad of our acquaintance
who regards hunger and the chasten-
ing rod as about the same thing?
both make the boy holler.
A drunken man, sprawhng on the
ground ia Paterson the other night,
anxiously wanted to know whether
nybody else had been struck BY
that earthquake"
An economical fellow says when
bis stockings wear out, he sews up
the tops straight across, and puts
them on his foot the other way, thus
making good ft for square-toed
boots.
A kiss, says French authoress,
gives more pleasure than spgthing
else in the world. But Puck de-
iulares that woman evidently never
experienced the childish rapture Of
descending the parlor stairs by sill
ding down the banisters.
A gentleman travelling on . stea-
mer one day, at dinner was making
away with large pudding close by
when he was told by the servant
that it. was dessert at matters not
to me, said he, ~ would eat it if it
were q wilderness"
A countrymen stopped at tele-
graph window, were o young lady
was receiving dispatches, and after
hooking on for q moment, called to
his companion, Say, Bill, just come
and see 'em make paper collars!
Don't she know her biz, eh, Bill?"
A lady wishes some one would in
vent ''legometer," to attach to
mems pedals, so that wives may de-
termine the distance travelled by their
husbands when they want to ',just
step down to the Post Office" of an
evening.
A gentleman once advertised for
a valet who did not mind confne-
ment, and who had lived some time
in his last place. He wss applied to
by a person who had borne confne-
meRt in his last place for several
years. His last place was in Sing
Sing. ~ DuB .BIgd n0
The following epitaph may be seen
on a tombstone in a cemetry in Kit
tery, Maine:
81 lost my life on the raging seas;
A Sovereign God does as he please,
And klttery friends they did appear,
And my remains they barried here"
The folloFingis an epitaph which |
a Canadian Indian wrote on his
tom pstonei NOmNTyEvl
here Hes peoE ohnny Eonkupoa; ii |
tiave mercy On him gracious God.
He would on you if he was God:
~ And you was JohnHy Konkupod.
Ancient epitaph in Milford, CT. |
burial ground:
Sally though pleasant in her E,sy.
Was suddenly seized ana sent away.
How soon she's ripe
How soon she'E rotten.
E Laid In tho grave ~ /
p - And SOON forgotten
The Green Bay Gdzette contains
the following unique notice: -
Whereas my pet, my pretty toy,
Ny wife, my Lizzie j.,
Has LETT my bed and my employ,
With other men TO stray,
1, therefore, take this forewarn
You nj to trust her with straw;
For viii never pay her corn,
Unless compelled by law. ~
.eHEER7 KASUTH.-
AAlichigar poet thus backs a
letter to Jack thomson, of Kalama-
zoo: -f(I 81 EffJ
Mr. P. NJ, you viii please send this through
10 one Jack johnson, at Kalamazoo,
ao1ll tWig the old cock in less than a minute
A full grown John Bull,
With his Jacket stuffed fall
VI roast beef and pluR-puddinc with IAOer
mixed in it; - - - :
A man who nom constansiv ssrrvi,o -ibiy,sslf