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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1871-07-25
Some wag gets this off: "Purp.,

Some wag gets this off: "Purp.etual
motion--a dogs tail"
A sign announcing The Vacuum Cure
is hung out from the window of an eating
house in London.
Sake says that Vermont is famous for
four staples, "men, women, maple sugar
and horses. The first are strong, the last
are fleet, the second and third are exceed
ingly sweet, and all are uncommonly hard
to beat"
A sea captain, being at ball, who had
been accepted by beautiful partner who
in the most delicate manner possible.
limited to him the propriety of putting on
pair of gloves. "Oh," was the elegant
reply, "never mind me, ma'am; l shall
wash my hands when | have done dane
ing"
Lately at dinner table in Massachu-
setts gentleman remarked that A.
who used to be given to sharp practice.
was getting more circumspect. "Yes,"
replied Judge Hoar, "he has reached the
superlative Of life He began by seeking
to get on, then he sought to get honor
and now he is trying to get honest
The celebrated physician, Doumouliu
was surrounded in his last moments b,
several doctors Of Paris. Gentleman,
said he, "do not regret mel leave be
hind me three great physicians" On
their pressing him to name them, he brief.
ly added, "Water, Exercise and Diet. ."
to the great discontinue ofhis dissapoini-
cd brethren,
A young lady student in the State Uni
versity of Missouri, at Columbia, has gain
ed the first prize for Greek scholarship
Miss j. F. Ripley has the honor of being
the first woman who has ever surpassed
the young men in such contest The
announcement was made at the recent
Commencement and was received with
applause. The corner stone of a new
scientific building for the institution was
laid under Masonic auspices.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1871-07-25

VERY SAD.-Wc lately saw a sad case
in the person of man at the Asylum
street railroad depot, who has Just been
paralyzed, and was carried in the arms
of four men from the Springfield train to
a'train for Plainvile, on his way to his
home in New Hartford. This unfortunate
man, Mr.. d. f. Hawley, was a baggage
master in the Springfield depot. In get
ting out heavy trunk from the baggage
car of newly arrived train, he was
threwn down by the conclusion of the
backwardcoming engine, hitting the train;
and in falling with his trunk, the trunk
hit another heavy trunk, and this fell on
his back, paralyzing his body and legs.
On his way here, to his home in New
Hartford, he learned of the sudden death
of his wife, The poor woman dropped on
hearing by telegraph of her husbands s
misfortune, and died Immediately. The
unfortunate and now doubly afflicted man
was taken to his desolate home, where in
a few days after his arrival he witnessed
the death Of bis child. Hartford Paper.
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Addie.
ny MRS. W. W. THOMAS.

Although the grave enfolds thy form
Within its silence breathless,
IndwelliDg in our bosom warm
Ara memories true and deathless
And as we tread the paths of care
Thy smile so sweetly tender
Floats round us in the still blue air
With all its olden splendor.
We hear again thy gentle words
An earnest gladness giving
Thy song like notes Of summer birds
That cheered our earthly living.
We loved thee for thy high pure soul
OF native strength and sweetness,
From out whose kind acceptance stole
For us this life's completeness.
How calmly fair the morning fell,
How radient thou in beauty,
When gaily meath the marriage bell
We pledged our lifelong duty
The home, how peaceful and serene
Beneath the elm-tree bending,
Where calm content to every scene
fairy grace was lending
Until pail of sadden woe
The Sunshine underlying
Swept DER us as we paused to know
That thou beloved were dying.
Thy farewells wore thy tender grace
OF a serene submission
Thy hope glad reunion traced
In heaven where dwells fruition
With lingering step the mound we presse,
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1871-07-25
w. III. WRIGHT,
DENTIST,
HRANnON yT

Would call the attention of the Public 10 the
latest improvement in the adhesion Of Artificial
Teeth, by the of the Patent Etlitis EDGE
With this Patent the Teeth will neither start nor
drop out while eating or speaking, neither will
any particles of food get under the plate, while
the edge being flexible, it will adapt itself to the
mouth so that anyone can eat nj once without
trouble, Even with the hattest shaped mouth the
patient finds no difficulty, and the superior conf
fort with which these plates are worn is acknow-
lodged by all using them. Having purchased the
erelasirs right Of this patent for the town of Bran
don and of Addison County | shall be pleased to
explain and exhibit this improvement. to all who
may wish to examine it, All dental operations
performed in a skilfu and thorough manner, and
warranted. SIMS
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NEW ADVERTISER ENTS

CNOO For first class Pianos-sent on trial
SEJOno agents. Addres U. s. PIANO CO.,
CAS- Broadway MY. U7;wI
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EXTRACT OF JURUBEBA

is confidently recommended to every family us n
household remedy, and should bo freely taken in
all arrangements of the system.
1t is NOT A PHYSIC-It is Not what is popu-
arly called Bitters, nor is it intended as such
but is simply powerful alternative giving health,
vgor and tone to all the vital forces, and animates
and fortifes all weak and lymphatic tcmpera-
ments JOHN q. KELLOGG, Is Plat street, n.
Y, Sole agent for the United States. Price 81
per Bottle Send for Circular U7;wD
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1871-07-25

Az p. Russell, NJ. D., has resum-
w. ed the practice of his Profession, and
will again answer calls. Office at his House. first
door North of Gov. Stewarts. 13,U
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Wells Carbolic Tablets.

with other efficient remedies, in popular form,
for the Cure of all Throat and Lung diseases.
Hoarseness and liberation of the Throat arc i'm
mediately relieved, and statements constantly
being sent to the proprietor of relief in cases of
Throat difficulties of years standing.
- n YPrR0AYDont be be deceived
OAO l4VV by worthless imita-
tions. Get only Wells Carboic Tablets. Price
2j cts. per Box John Q. Kellogg, Platt St., n.
Y Send for Circular. Sole agent fol the u 8.
U7;w4
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IuxnPsvchomancv,w w6Rb TH Is !.

4ux1Psychomancy.w w6hb TH's IS
derived from the Greek, signfying the power of
the soul, spirit mind and is the basis of al
human knowledge. Psychomancy is the title of
a new work of 400 pages, by HERBERT HAMILTON,
b. A., giving full instructions in the science of
Soul Charming and Psychologist Fnscination how
to exert this wonderful power over men or animals
instantaneously Mt will 1t teaches Mesmerism
how to become Trance or Writing Mediums, Divi-
nation, Spirtualism, Alchemy, Philosophy of
omens and dreams, Brigham Young's Harem,
Guide to Marriage, &c. This is the only book in
the English language protesting to teach this oc-
cult power and is of immense advantage to the
Merchant in selling goods, the Lawyer in gaining
the confidence of Jurors, the Physician in healing
the sick; to Lovers, in securing the affections Of
the opposite SEX and all seeking riches or happi-
ness Price by mail, in cloth, Sl.25; paper COW
ers, 81. Agents wanted for this book, Private
Medical Works. Perfumery, Jewelry, &c, who
Publisher 4 Perfumer, 4 South sth st. Philapel-
phia, Pa U4;wD
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Husintss Cards.

IT D.TWITCHELL, Dealer in Wool
sand Pelts. Office at Buttoph Miner
MIDDLEBURY, VT l5;u
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RA W. CLARK, Attorney a. Coun-
J sellur at LAW and Solicitor in Chancery.
~ MIDDLEBURY, VT.
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i\R. $. T. ROWLEY, Eclectic Ply
~ sican. At his residence on Seymour St
9ti MIDDLEBURY, VT
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~. TEWART 4 ELDREDGE, Attor-
neys and Counsellors at Law.
MIDDLEBURY, VT.
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AGENTS WANTED FOR THE
J u r u B { B A

L. South American plant that has been
used for many years by the medical faculty of
those countries with wonderful efficacy, and
is sure and perfect remedy for all diseases
of the Liver and Spleen, enlargement or obstruc-
ton of Intestines. Urinary, Uterine, or Abdomin-
al Organs, poverty or a want of blood, in
termttent or remitent Fevers, nHamma-
ton of the Liver, Dropsy, sluggish circulation of
the Blood, Assesses, Tumors, Jaundice, Scrofula,
Dyspepsia, Ague and Fever. or their concomit-
ants.
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j. STYLES, Photographer, OPP

u posite Post Office.
fictmcs Of all kinds made in the most perfect
Aidnner. Frames, in Gilt, Black Walnut and Rose
@ood Albums in great variety. n. = --Partic-
ular attention paid to copying and enarging old
picture Photographs finished in Oil, Water Col
ors or India Ink. MIDDLEBIraY, VT
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nR. II. TURRILL is fully prepared
IL to execute all work upon the Natural
reeth or on the various styles of Artificial work
with all the modern Improvement" in super
or manner and at reasonable prices Extracting
tree of charge, where teeth are inserted on plate
Ether administered when desired.
52;tf Middlebury, VT
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/ X. SAYRE, Dealer in Household
IL. Provisions, general assortment of Gro
ceriea, Flour, Cheese, Lard, Teas Codees, Sugars,
Oil, Tobaccos, &c, Cash paid for Prime Butter
az my store any day in the week.
lott MIDDLEBUkY. VT.
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4 LBERT CHAPMAN,
"a MIDDLEBuRY, VT,
Agent Tor lthica, lniependant Steel Tooth Horse
Rake, kniiien Mower, Ilelbrooks Patent Swivel
rlows, The best implements of their kinds in the
market
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"Beware beware Of the black frinr
Who fits through these halls of stone,
For he muttcrs his prayer in the midnight air
And his mass of the days that ore gone
IIis form you may trace, but not hi face
'Tis, ,lhadow'd by his cowl
But his eyes may be seen from the fold. between,
And they seem of parted soul
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26

GLUE MADE WATER PROOF Billiard
balls, buttons and various kinds Of Orna
ments are extensively made Of chromated
glue, and the same property Of gelatin
that Of being rendered insoluble by pre-.
paration with chromatic acids the ba
sis of what is known as the Albest pho.
tographic process. India-rubbcr is said to
be made in the same manner hard and hot
water proof; and it is believed that paper
pasted with chromated glue would be
come impenetrable by water. The same
method might be effectual with cloth,
leather, wood, or other substances which
it is desired to render impervious to MOS
ture. To make common glue insoluble
in water, small quantity of bichromat
of potash should be added to the water
with which the glue is mixed when re
CURED for use, and the articles to which
1t is applied should be exposed 20 til,
light, The precise proportion of til,
blchromate required must be found by
experiment but in general it will be u
one to fifty that is, at the rate Of on
pound ofdry bichromate of potash to fly
pounds of dry glue.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26

ENGRAVING BY ELECTRICITY A ma
chine for engraving by electrity has beer
recently invented by Partisan which
is a most ingenious piece of workman
ship. 1t consists essentially of two or
more disks with their faces in the same
verticle and their axis in the same hor;
zontal plane One of these disks carries
the pattern to be copied, while the o her
are designed to receive the engraved
copies. The craving tools are armed
with diamond points. and are govern.
ed in their movements by the power oi
electro magnetism. Each one of the i'm.
plements is, In fact, connected with the
arma@ ure of an electro magnet, which.
when in action, prevents the tool from
touching the plate, but which releases il
when The current is broken, permitting
the graver to take the metal These al
formations OF movement are determined
by the pattern plate, on which conduct
ing point is constantly resting. Both the
pattern plate and tue plate to be engrav-
ed are, by this arrangement, in constant
revolution with equal angular
veluclties, while at the same time, the
tracer and the grayer approach very
gradually and uniformly toward then
centers Of motion. Tle combination Of
these effects cause the tracer to descrlbt
Il spiral OF very close involutlons on the
surface of the plate on which it rests
During the flow of the electricity, the
| tracer ami the pattern plate form part
OF the circuit. The current will. there
fore, be broken by any non conducting
| surface, lnterpOSed between them Ac
cordlngly, If a design be drawn upon the
! pattern plate III non conducting ink, the
graVer will Oe released, and will act on
the metal before it, every time the tracer
| crosses any one o the lines of the design
| When the tracer has, in this manne +
passed over all the parts of the pattern
| from the circumference to the centre,
complete copy will be found to have been
! produced on the plate under the graver
from which may be printed fac SMILES
Of the original design, with the exc eptioI
chat the hair lines will be found to b,
made up OF q succession of minute dots
| OF course, a multiplicity OF copies ma,
De taken simultaneously, with the same
facility as one. And, by the application
OF the photographic principle, the designs
may be reduced or enlarged in any pro
| portion. But the method is much bettrl
adapted to reductions than to enlarge
ments, inasmuch as, in proportion to thu
magnitude Of the copy, the separat,
touches of the graver are more or les
consplcuous-the effect Of the latter
when very apparent, being by no mean,
pleasing.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26

DISCOVERY OF BONES Many strange
reports OF the discovery of bones of ex
tlnct races have been circulated and fife.
wards disproved. In Virginia, between
Weldon and Garysburg, some laborers ar,
said by the Virginia newspapers to have
found a catacomb Of skeletons supposed
to be those of Indians The skulls ar,
nearly an inch in thickness; the teeth
filed very sharp and the enamel perfect
The bones were of great length, and the
stature of the men must have been eigh'
Or nine feet. Sharp stone arrows, stone
mortars and the bowls Of pipes, were ais
found. If these remains do not belong
to race of Cardiff giants, they are Ger.
tainly most important discoveries.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26
..E.'a;x: 1T office.

'aNHE fonoFing is list of unredeemed lots
@ eces or parcels Of lana situate, lying and
0e!ng IN the County OF Kenosha, in the State OF
Treasurer Of "a County aud State aforesaid, on
the II day ofMay, A. d. 1869 the unpaid taxes
ana 1ltrges due IN tne same tor the year A. d
1888. And the amount of taxes charges and in
tere~ calculated thereon To the last day of re-
dempton cue on each of said pieces or parcels
of land
les' such pieces parcels of land are redeemed
on or before the 18th day of May A. d. 1872 they
VIII he Conveyed TO the purchaser purchasers
thereof aCcOrdiDr TO NV
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26
CITY OF IA "a N Us a a
First Ward.

SEQr Sec 81 To e 2S
VIM Baylis-w hf of wqrblk % 296
VIM Slocum-com at 8 w cor of said blk
thence e on line of blk 80 # thence to
center of blk thence w 90 # thence to beg
Z s Comstock-w 1-3 of n W or blk24 1874
Margaret Bngen-ots and blk 2S
DO DO 80 ID, do % latin width off c end 84.7
Serene Fisk-except1 # in width of end
of lot IL blk 28 4!
VIM Fisk-lot IL blk 30 rs
VIM Halliday-lot 10 blk y
II b,,< 30 % whfand n 80 IT Of : hi lot 64.e
Wm Haliiday--n Sc ftlotl2 blk 81
D Y Ayer-94ft off end lot blk 80
do "a # off end lot 4fblk 30 Il ..
do IA ft off w end lots blk 80 -"
do IA it off end lot7 blk 80
Est of Otis-e hf w or blk 80 14.3
Est OF A Leonardo hi s or blk 3S IL 81
DOyle-e hf w hf s or (taxes 1878 blk 38 1919
ID KimoalI-com IA ~ IT'S OF cor OF
thence Ia IL IT thence to g line of lot
thence n ID IL # to beg lot blk Al 5.S
Mrs Hovey-com 29 II It of n cor OF lot
thence w to line of lot thence u tt
beg lot blk Al 1919
G II Ccmstock-s hf lot 10 blk 43 gill
G Runals-except So it Of lots and II
blk 43 IA g
G Runals-lot Ii blk 43 4S.3
John Malvll-com at cor of lot thence
on w line of cd lot 80 TT thence parl
with line OF Exchange street extended
to line of said lot thence G 10 s cor of
said lot thence northerly to beg lot blk as TO- 81
E Rurais--com As It of n cor of said
| blk thence % It thence 100 If to the alley
| thence % ftthence 100 IT to beg blk DC 1915
e G Runals-com AT W cor of sd blk thence
| s24ft thence 10Oftto the alley thence
| "a thence W 100 1t to beg blk AS 1876
| Peter III WoOd-com where the w line or Elk
| change street crosses the n line OF lot 2 blk
| 45 thence on n line of lot Q 63 # thence
| to Wisconsin street thence w on line
of Wisconsin street SO It thence 9 20 TT
| thence w to G line of Main street thence
| % # thence Eft thence to line Of lot
| 2thence on said lire to Exchan&e st
thence to beg except thpt part taken
| for an alley through said blk 46 1919
E RunasEcom where the W line of Ex-
| change street intersects the line OF Wis
| consin street thence W SO tt thence to
| line of lot blk 46 thence 63 IT to Ex-
| change street thence n to beg ok 40 1872;
/ WIN Strong-com SO # Of n 9 cor of said "
blk thence w to w line of lot thence %
ftthence to line of Main st thence II %
IT to beg lots and blk Al 12.6t
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26
Town OF Paris.

ROWn OF FarES.
John Harmon w hfn W or except acres sec
"a town range 81 acres rs amt $25.45
Gown of BRISTOL.
r c Ofs-e hf n w fri IA sec / town range
q acres 80, amt 3259
John Swan-on n W or or sec 80, town 1,
range 81. acres 20, amt 50
John Swain-s or W or sec 81 town I,
range 21. acres 40. amt 434
John Swain-s hfs or sec q town l range
2t.acres So amt 1906
j Ohm NcGarty-s IF n c or sec 36 town l.
range 81, acres 50, amt 1911
Town OF Salem,
E w Evans--e hf ar sec 30, town /,
range 20, acres 50, amt 1852
UnHnown-LOl No. 1 &c 90, town range 90
acres 81 $40, amt OS
Town OF Somers.
Henrietta Bullen-w hf e Or II " or sec 81
town 2 range % acres % amt 18.48
Henrietta Bulicn-e q II " or n w or sec Il
town Q, range %, acres 30, amt 21.65
Hen'tet 3 hnllen r3 ores n hf II w or NV
q sec 81 town 2, range q acres 3, amt 4.25
Polly Ann Fuller-pts eqr or beg % rods
wOf cor or sec VT % rods 90 rods
6 10 rods 40 rods to beg except highway
and r r track sec 3jtown2, range % acres
] 7-10. amt .f |ma 249
John Bulen-pt e or beg SO rods of sc
cor or sec rods n 40rods sods 40
rods to beg sec 36, town 2, range %, acres
4.l0 amt 211
Loren sykes--e 30 acres Ii or IS town 2,
range o. acre. 81, amt 5S3
Loren Sykes--all of the G IS acres of s wQr
of sec which lies n Of the road RAINING II
easterly through the same except Z r SIC
is town range % acres so amt 20.57
LOren Sykes-all the land lying OF the
Chicago and Milwaukee r K track in the
seer sec IS town range % acres 2 1-2 amt 1862
w COok--bk Fisls Addition of st sec
81 town 2 range % amt 3.62
Town OF Pleasant Prairie
Davis rs acres except acres e end sw
Qrsec town range % acres "a amt % "a
ClarkC-3aCres In or bounded and
by highway by Rowland w by Partridge
sec town l range % across, amt 1874
B Racine-lot5 blk sec town range %,
acres amt sos
BIake-lot4 blk l sec town 1 range 49,.
amt 858
Josiah Bond q acres on g e or II w or
bounded n by Lamb by qrline and why
Gatchcll sec town range % acres "a amt 1854
G Runals-n or except E sec town l
range % acres 157 amt 1887
Z Il Runals-that part of hf n or of
r Rexcept acr es off w and sides sold to
Retteg an sec town range % acres 43 amt A.13
E G Runals-e 10 acres or W or. sec
town 1 range % acres 10 amt 7.08
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26

JOE COBURN THRAsHED, The motor
Gus puyillsC joe Co0urn, got the worsj
Of scrlmmage with juliet Scotchman,
last week III n W York. He had been
betting on something or other, and so,
beng little irritable, he concluded to
whip some people In a saloon IN Sixty
fifth street and Second avenue Joseph de
clared he could whip the whole race OF
Scots." The Sun tells how he didn't do
it:
4 brawry and stalwart Scot, in fall
highland co tune stepped upon the scene
Him Joseph Instantly seized as most lit
object on whom to vent his wrath toward
the whole Scottish faction. He rudeIy
seized Sawney by the arms, and told him
that he could Click any Scotsman on the
ground" The Scotsman cody told him
that there was doubt on the subject, and
ordered him to remove his hands.
"DO you know who lam? g." Joe roared.
NO" beloved the other NOR do
care"
Il am Joe Coburn -
Before joe could finish the sentence he
found himself face upward upon the floor
Once, twice, thrice, Joe tried to recover
ground, but in vain. Bafled in his great
energy J"e thought it was high time to
res 'rt to some other weapons to decide
the difficulty in his favor; but the cool
and wiry Caledonlan seemed instinctively
to know Joe's intentions. Taking hold
Of Joe's cropping dexter he shook his head
deprecatlngly and sale:
ma, ma; ye maunna do that. Pistols
7 I,upa Ano e.
Saying which he gave Joe's hand a
wrench and squeeze. Joe started to
his feet, and after little busting and pre-
liminary explanation, offered to treat the
whole party.
Probably there was a mistake some
where.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26

Berlin is SAID 10 &c just now crowded
with teachers of French, the whole nun
Der being estimated at nearly 1900;
while in Paris great many of the PEG.
ole have learned, much against their will
understand German.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-10-26
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FIR COrns, Bunions Burns. Boils, Old Sores, Cuts
&c Druggists have it. % cents per b, x, or sent
or receipt OF price Address F. K. Stephens, IS
Clark street, Chicago.
Chicago, March IA, 1871.
DR.. F. KIRK STEPHENS:
After suffering a whole year of pain and annoy
anCe from ulcera ed sores on my limbs, can offer
my testimonial of gratitude for the relief have
received from few applications OF your All Right
Salve. believing it has effected a permanent cure
where everything else had tailed.
Mrs. L. A. TINSLEY,
1y23 300 Park Avenue