The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-04-14
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A gsats nuisancs-bad cod.
Ma Pisaarsk 10 terribly paat..
High sraipias-haushsye culture
Relative bsausy-a pretty cousin.
A signal eailurs-s railway accident.
Baltimore has ten thousand shoemaker.
Tbsrs ass twenty giass fsctoriss in Pittsburgh.
They Servo up "suigaeoe soape at southsra hoesas.
Chicago siris rsfsia fon chewing gan duria: Lent.
The greatest nutmeg ever known met with R.aser.
Wsss Poiat cadets ssesivs Sso0 ysar and ration
adav.
Nh. Postmaster General csssswvll 4 noted for her
Hospitality.
Indigestion and Industry ne two things seldom
found united
Aeo,ony 10 forming In Iowa City for settlement in
oaribald announces that hs Win psv~ again sss his
fo0e In France
Rich gold deposits have sbssa discovered At cosdova
Chill, recsutly.
II b semi-odlciany announced that Horace Greeley
slesps In bis boots.
Bonner declares that his N.Y. Pocahontas, win take
rome seconds OF Dexter.
Queen Victoria will travel next Summer on the
Rhine and In Switzerland.
It viii take >asoooo to complete the Warrington
monument It Washington, DC.
Tea thousand fect oe lumbss constituted gift At
recent Western wooden wedding.
The Abia, lIowa] Spirit ef Gs Vat nominatss
General Belkuap for President In ls7a
II estimated that Il win cost 8aso)oooo to abol.
ish the purchase system In the British army.
Massachusetts has machines which are said to rep
resent the labor Of a hundred million Of men.
writer iu the Coldss Age says that Miss Kellogg
sings ''Sweet Home" - IL she lived In hotel
Dr. Mary Walker declares that II any man desires
70 gst bar out Of panesloons be must marry her.
George Francis Train has started paper at owego
n. T., to advocate his claims to the Presidency.
Sometimes 4 single sentence sums up whole biog-
raphy-for instance. the sentence that hangs man.
The New York Tribune says that next year We are
to have the most nfurated Presidential contest since
1900
By steamboat on the Hudson River from New York
70 Albany, the fare Il but q, and the distance
100 miles.
The Arse daily newspaner printed in Virginia was
printed in l7s0 and the subscription was afty dollars
per annum.
The wealthisst man In Iowa 10 Hon. D. f. Allen, Of
Des Aoiues whose assessment for the last year was
S3,oaA,eoo.
Somebody said to Jerrold, II have just had some
ealrs tail comp" when the wit replied W.n extremes
do meet sometimes"
xlss Wads Of Cincinnati. has made nineteen inee.
iectual attempts to kill herself She holds stomach
pump matinees quite often.
What pleased the Japaness best In our financial sys
tenn was General spinncr's signature. They read It
At oncc, - classical Japanese.
william Call Of Dresden. Me-, who was in his 9th
year, hanged himself instead Of waiting for the natu
Ial death, just outside his door.
William Henry Rsandow, better known in the show
world and among show people - "Banjo Bin,' died
suddenly at Athens, Il. T.. March 18th.
An old maid with more bones than aesh, 10. writing
letters through the papers avisag yoong girls not to
marry Poor thing che don't know how II Is hcrsele.
Albert r. Wells, who died few days ago at Spring
field, Mo-, stated that he assisted to build the first
brick house erected In Chcago-and he was little over
80 years Of age.
There II something to initiate In the uncivil.
issd Chinaman They celebrate their holidays BY
paying their debts for:vins their sueiee aud shak
ing hands all round"
Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines declares It is said that Of
more than lou lawyers who opposed to her In her
pe0tr cd suits, committed suicide and So drank
themselves to death.
The shortest name on the roll of tho newly elected
Legislature Of New Mexico il Alphouso Ferdinand
Senay Garcia Francisco Antonio Cortes Maria Con.
salvo Diego Juarez Nestes!
microscope has recently been constructed In New
Yerk which masniaes a,O0o 10000 times. At this
rate Of enlargement, an ordinary dy could cover
SPACE equal to New York City.
Miss Fanny A. Nye. formerly resident Of Central
City, Colorado, has graduated at Boston Medical
College, and il going to Constantnople = mission.
ssy physician iu the employ Of the American Board
Nrs Stowe thinks there comes time after marriage
when husband has something else 70 do than tn
make direct love to his wife. This II probably the
time when he 10 making love to another mans wife.
stolen kiss saved girls life In Fond du Lac, Wis.
last week, for H the man who did the deed had not
pulled her head forward just be did, beam, which
fell from the upper door, would have dashed her brains
out
One +. n. Badger, Of Brownsville, Texas. has been
candidate for the Legislature 10 tmcs and has never
had the remotest chance Of He threatens to
coatinse RAINING while b lives from the mere force
Of habit.
Madame Miranda, the noted fortune teller Of Paris
according to correspondent prophssled to Eugene,
who went to consult her. last Spring. that the Napo
lsonie dynasty would end daring the month Of Sep
tembes. ls7Q
The prolific novelist Who writes under the nom de
plssss OF Louisa Nulbach 10 % inharmonious with
her husbsi.d-says Berlin correspondcnt-that they
aEs about 70 separate terms Of the profoundcst
tual eatisisction.
TIE latest invention Tor gsntlsne1 70 The billiard
coat Ths h eoat without any sleeves for these are
made part o( the vcst BY this arrangement, on re-
moving the coat for basds you have asesvsd jacket
o. 70 plsy in. This ID EnGlisA
In the depths a the - the waters are still; the
heaviest grief ID that borne In sisuce The deepest
love Aews through the eye and touch. The purest
Joy 10 unspeakable. TAs mose impressive preacher At
fsnesal che stleos oas whoss lips ore coA
Ths ssaio9 editor e IL New York Oossrver. wri-
uag q he recent visit - Washinstou. says. u saw
1oGhing new sxcsps vinnis Rsam's statue Of Prcsi