Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1871-04-08
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! DissIBATIoS. dink dot der ,lidlc Of dis
bicccs will nd once addracd adden,lion. und
hope dot der dissibaders who sec dis yi,i
bonder deirsclfs SIS dry read. In der lirsd
blacc, dis dissibadiou is ferry bobular b. r
formancc, choosed now. LII seems do been
| one of der nccessidics of life do drink, und
! busd, und dissibade, und raise der dOusu
cieuerally. in order do been considered
/ anybody wlrWitr. \ young lclrr dun'd
I consider himself finished rndil he has gn:e
droo dis brcbaration, una many Il bOor
/ young l;,llcr is finished before dot he ccds
! half droo
! Vat is der reason Of nil dis ? I cif i'll ub,
'and voodend addembd do reply, excchL d.
! say dot blocii id is n nadural feeling ia
/ mosd men do been sociaoe und cholly
nnd some men hating more of Ills feelings
dan OF common sense, 90 in doc shdrong,
und, inshdrad Of being comfortably choliy,
dey only SUCCEED in bning extremely un-
comfordaplc for no fcller yad knows dem
ropes viii say der is any pleasure in heafy
dusdiug | haic been 'idroo der mill, -
und know dot cuinford shlbs away ven
der head begins do wob5c und der lCgs do
shake. ..,-
Cr dose beCillc Good opiY ,ceR e1nsibio
dey Good hate bully dime und been ns
habby as der day is long, aiidoud rishiny
do been as hcJby ds der year is lonJ---all ia
o,,c day !
Do gif you shlgld idea of der pleasures
Of der heighd of dissibadion, [ will relatln
my exberienccs vich hahteued vonce ven
vend mid hardy Of young bucks do haie
a high olt dimes" We iirsd goaxcd ill.,
side bile of drinks do shdard mid. Den
we sed oud in a Wagon, resoling do shdop
ad etery iggcr warerO0ms We med, in order
do insure id dot We shall hafc dot gour
'high olt dimes" Ad tirsd dot vas easy
enuff, bud after q shmall vile dot vas u
nice job. We coodend shdob dot foolish
horse righd in frond of q shdorc do safe
ourself each our uecks. We always landed
him cubblc of few houses on cider side,
und sometimes We varied der monodony by
driing his schnood up in der door, und VOC
divish do die him do der door-knop, bud
der brobrieder always ogscused us dot vo
Good do dot. . .,.t
Der gidding iu und out soon bresended
extraordinary difiguldes, und ad lasd sc
coodend god der sldrp of der Wagon low
enough for us do CLIMB in, and We vas
forced do cadch each oder by der legs und
boosd ourself in. As for der chumping oud,
dot soon becomed dangerous on accound
der Sidewalk didn't valid us long as usual
dill we douched id, bud shdardcd up do
need us 50 soon as We chumped from der
Wagon.
Alder vile it vas fsical impossible
ness do chuuib oud any more 50 as der
intisible green shades of uighd vas being
bulled down We drlaed around for home,
We singed und I'D lasd We became quied
und schetAy li..d sinked ON der dop of der
Wagon. Alder boud q bard of a hour VS.
missed one of our ielers we coudend find
him on accound be had schbilled oud der
wagon.
So we durncd round, und, aler Il tigor'
Gus search, We found der obieck OF our anx-
iedude i'll der middle OF der road, on der
boddom of his back, singing in combara-
dily cholial manner, "W.had are dose Wild
yaits saving abOud i'll :" We coodcnd
answer dot 50 We god him in, ven he eggs
claimed $50, l vas schbilled oud of der
wagon, is id? Tel, deir! dough- ii rus
go!n Kind Of ScltCtc!"
We rode back, und der horse being indie
bendcnd, wood 20 himself his own way, und
We soon had der satisfaction do been sug
cessfully runned indo by enchine, md yas
dumblcd mdo acknowledgement each brecisou
und eXacdncsS. Der march from dot gud-
der do our respecdif houses vas hisdoric
ding und wonderful cfend. cagl remep.-
per me der firsd ding aboud id only re-
menper | vas in bed h,r ouLuie vi weeks
mid 10y ,loo eyes SOWhined indo Won, uni
my head feelings like don of goal being
dumtcd down celier. IND dot was CALLED
"high old dimes - Ogsscuse me of dot,
ui you biese, from some more high OILS
dimes.n Ii musd drink, I'D raddcr dock
me Il cubblo of guards Of lager mid my Old
vo,nau, ven all DC childs are eafe on der
bed, und druk id dUgedder as We dalk OF
A, III, 4 II
for me now, | bed YOU! Der vorsd side of
der gase is dot young fellows god eggs
drgncy bruud idey been drunk und il
dev had der good fordunc do roll in der
gudmudder dey was hero! IND ID is y
u ferry nice ding, indeed, do hate plac6
eve or nose, so do been aple do say, mi4
garelcssness. ven n feller asks yad is der
madder is 'Oh l vas on hell OF chaIn-
baree der oder nighd, und failed in der
cellor. vas so drunk | coodeat dell NE
difference beGween n SECOND hand reioltrr
und a cghd-day Clock :" IND der heighd
OF der ambidiOp Of some of dose young
rooaders is do been dook zap mid bolicc-
man on accound Of u drunk. Also id IL
guide efltcd il among young ladies do been
known rs IN oggsdremely awful drunken
young beeblcs, who is guide beyond sonc
CURES. Ven Il young berson dlnSs like dot,
his gasc is booty bad. You must shdop
id, young ieller, righd away Hold up
your horse up! shud down on id Dock
id crsy und moderate, und no ono will
cr0gl. Iou musn'd been dlssipader-
und ad der same dime you needend been IA
oil maid. Keep shade bedwecn der dwo
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