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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
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,iRSAPARILIA bITVER,


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The test BLOOD, STOMACH AND LryRR Medi
~, ever offered 10 the pubic Ttis very agree
10 thr tHste aud not Affect the teeth ~
% prep aCatlVBs generally 90.
Waas u riH do:--It -li be found vastly su
erlor 20 any OF the CAlisaya and ron so 1tsn
't'e'A used ,nvtg"rating nc system. Il vii
maze oiooi llkewist thiokeb it. 1t Will restore
sue pale and sm @eiSted the weak and debilitated
to oelSr. Hieshi health and strength 10 incred
ioy short time. IL wiz stre < hen The nursing
mother and increase be aew OF milk, also bene-
a the chile al the br asst ana prevent many of
ae complaint. to which children are pbjeot ir
afancy. Ii ~ili tend to r-store the eyesish
"hen impaired by coDunued Aypl cation q rezd-
ng, ~riung or sewing. by siren stse ling she op
nc nerves 1t will give Vitality TO the ments
faculties When depressed by ciose con fnement t,
'ady - business pursuit., and pItv.ni nervon,
headaches II siii purit, he blood aud pr.
Fsu ibs "Teak q. out OF bolts, pm sles and the'
rups ions caused by poverty Of blood. II vii
estor the genital organs, when weak, TO :
nesdhy condition, regulate the menstrual period
Nso relieve debility c.used by summer heat o.
Ices,ise prespir ateD
singl trial viii pr We con clusively that w.
nave not over estin at the Vslue Of this excel
ent medicine
Price 90 per bottle
} ~ {. mcguire,
Chemist and Draggists, Sole Propr'etors,
ST. LOUIS
Also proprietors of Mag uire' celebrated BEsA
'LAsT. q sure cure for Diar rhea, Dysentery
Cholera Morbus and the AsiathOholera. Al
orders rom responsible pa ties promptly Allied
meh2i -dwIy
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
MAN AND W0MAh ,yv AS

Ts subjects treated 10 this pamphlet (which contains
nothing obseene.) Asrrsge, who marry Hrst Self
an, is effects aud Imaogeucy. NeHeral diseases
Ster,lifv Of Woman Narcocese. Phvmoss Wasting Tes
cle Balanites Hernia ydroeec Of the Blad
der Also Diseases peculiar For 2eents If will
h. sent in sealed letter eByei8pe by DR. HusrSR, SIS
Chesna Street st Louis Mo- tho treats special diseases
su,cessfaiy livery family Ought have u only IS
and more Information than $50 where TIE object is book
A coGtemplatinR marriage should send for 1t
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
Nos. ID and 25.
srIuIA sT.sTLICCs C--t-TTUR
7--.-l1-41 = . Y = As1-Al-s :
T-EEDE.CEys,

[IC1-ZOPA-E-lC g-oEC-TECS
HAVE PROVED, FROM TIE MOST AMPLE
IL experience, q entire success s.: : mplc-ITumDt
Efficient and Reliable. They the only MCdt-
That mistakes can not be made in using thprl 50
harmless as To be free from dunEcr, ana efficient
est cnmmendatioR IRON al, and Y u always render
satisfaction.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
D2MTxsTs.
j. ". STARK,
ID Il NTIS T,

.EOOA5 NEXT DOOR 10 TsLEGRAPh
a. Ohse, ILLINOIS street, Rock Island. All
Stods Dental work done ID the most rpprov-
ed manner Charges reasonable.
owl,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
SPERMAToRRHoEA,

Caused abuse excessive venery the symptoms
oenx emiu losses Indigestion, irrtahy. loss Of
" power aversion 10 society rendering marriage improper
This disease is very common and thousands not
knowing chat Is the matter do cannot visit
me. After 80 years experience have prepared
No. The formal on stage No The stage Of progress
No The stage Of decay and 1mpoteney nj IS treat
ment few packages and perseverance,
will any efthe kind State fully send
dollars and the iced will be sent postpaid
you have my skill home at less than travelling
penses without One package viii convince
and in this way Is ain in time remedy Is
changed to suit circumstances
Pamphlets enabling to state their fully So
pages In sealed letter for % cents. Address
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05

agreeable, pjgestitle, Nourishins, Satisfy.
ing Soothing, Strengthening.
This farinaeous preparation co.tai all the
elements necessary for gfowth and repair. 10
has Tor years been the principal food for infants
and invRltds in England ana the Colonies and
ts proved by expe. fence to be the beet erery dog
food for children.
Sold 10 cans of sll sizes and in Is cent pack
cts for the million by druggists and grocers gen
orally.
GALE d RL0CkI, Druggists,
2O2 Randolph street, Chicago, Agents
| je23-dIy
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
DIR. Kalckhoff's Mexican Ever Cure Calasr-
tic Pills.

The great requirements of the people, all over
the world, for a reliable and seiivs Cathsrtic
Medicine, induced DIR. kalckhof to form the
Seisbratsu MEXICAN Eve. Cure Csthartic Pills"
They ase composed from purely vegetable sue-
stances ar. thorough ia their action, searching
out all osstructions, and strike at the very root
of disc .se. They produce pain or gsipiu z
during their operation, and act more thoroughly
than any Cathartlc Pills ever brought before the
publ They are q certain sire and alleviator
Of colds, chils and fever, nervous an ] SIGH head
ache which are induced by bilious arrangements
costiveness, Indigestion. foul stomach; for jaun-
dice liver complaint, suppression, dropsy, rheu-
mAtsm, gout, nery de biIity, inability or dis
inclination TO move loss of muscular power
Deafness partial bliu dness, pleurisy, hts, paral
ysis, pain in the breast, palsy, st. Wins dance
scrofula, etc, etc. Price 20 cents per box.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
Cents.
FAMILY CASES

FAMILY CASES
OF 35 TO CD large walls. morocco
or rosewood ca-c, containing n
specific for every crdipnry die
case n family Is subject to, and
books of directions. .......frtr n, 81 o to c,-5
Smallsr Family prd Travelling cascq,
with 20 - . yias: 4 g. TO 6
Specifies for NIL Privrfc I iseascr,
bnth for Curing uGl for I'rCvcn-
tive treatment, in vic,B r:d pocket
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05
MILWAUKEE,.
De-. +. kALCkHeFF,s
oELEBkATED
Mexican Ever Cure Ritters
Is
Parely a Vegetable compound,

DR.. Il. kAlekhof, (deoeased,l devised the for
muIa, which has resulted in tho 81 xlc&n EVER
GuEe BIttsTs.
DR.. hAlckhod, Ing known as scientist ana
leading chemist IN Milwaukee, IN Eie gse OF theae
Eltiers IN his own family, and IN hi Aurrent
practlei for over 80 years. This Elixir OF life
pressryer Is puieiy vegetable preparation, il
pIeasaat to the tasts, and goes lar 10 b lid up
and renes the exhausted vitality OF the nervous
system.
For bilious, remittant and intermittan. fevers
dyspepsia au in digestion, head ache, pain in tn
shoulders, coughs, tsntness OF the cheat, dIzEi
ness, sour eradication OF the stomach, diseases
oil tbs kidney and bladder, In connection with
DR.. T. Kalckhot's Mexican Ever Cure "a
thartle ri lie, are the great blood purifier, ans
are certain for eruptions, salt Tneum
blotches, spots, pimplcs, bolls, eafbunses, rim 4
worms, cry siPelas, etc. For all lem lie com
pl ANTS they cannot be eXcelled as sxcelsn nj
appetizer and general sLlmulant, 'hsy have M
equal Thonsaads hear Testimony TO their Gu
rdtiUe Po0eFs. sufferers, all the proprietors 0
| lhs Aexi5An Ever Cure Bi.ters" asa, is TO Civ,
| their met icine fair trial, and be convinced o
| its medical properties. Price 81 a bottle
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05

DR.. Kalckhoff's Cele brated Worm Lozenges
are = safe. pleasant and most reliable cure for
worms. Price % cent, per box.
For sale by all druggists and patent medicine
iealers thtous hout the United States and Can
adss. hALCKH0FE BROS CO.,
pTonTietors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05

PONDS TX-CAC7,
Cures Burns. Bruises, I.umcnrss, cor-n-rs,
sore Throat, Sprains, ToGthactc, ara, lac,
Neuralpia, RhrumaIisr', Is,mbnrn, pile,
BOiis. sfinUs, sore Eve. f't"t,inr - fi-c
Lungs. N~sc, Ffou:ncI;, or Il t,Gu; Cor1!s,
Ulcers, Old Sores.
PRICE, or, 80 cts. Pints, $50 Quartz,
S1.7J.
vThese Remedies, exccrt PONDS FyTEACT'
by the clse or srgic box nre cert to NY art uL
county, by NIL exnrcss. free Ct charge,
receipt of lho price. Address,
uunphrcy5' Specie
HomoopctA 10 NJ dici-o Co.
Office and Depot, No. J63 BROADWAY, NEv-ToI.K
FOR SALE DY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Chas A. Benssr and Q Spdel, Agents fol
Book Island,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05

A still holder negatiou Of democratic &C
tivity in the coming presidential contest.
and perhaps a step in advance Of any other
proposition ye: made on the democratic
side, is the so-cAlled PdSsire or Missouri
policy which has been urged with no less
ability than earnestuess in a series of well
considered leaders in the Missouri RePUbli-
can, and which has received the warm sp-
provsl Of many distinguished men in that
state, and elsewhere in other states. The
subjoined synopsis will serve to Indicate the
general tenor and purport of the passive
policy:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05

DIR. A. @. oLIN, sos State ST.. CHICAGO
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1871-1872, 1871-12-05

IT LOUIS "Fnl'AL Ass CIATTON,
I Z NORTH sINFH STRFET,
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25

1t is Invaluable, rs it Immediately relieves
the difficult breathing and harrassing cough
which attends that disease,
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
FOR ASTHMA

II is n spccifc-one dose often r~eiicvingthe.
distressing choking, and producing calm and
pleasant reposc. 4
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25

IIoI2, GNr-ueld on to youi tongue
WREN YOU. are Just really to swear, lie or
speak harshly, or use an improper word.
Hold on to your hand whenayou are
about to strike, pinch, or do an improper
ac5a y"
Holaou to your temper when you are
angry, excited or imposed upon, cF othezs
are angry about you.
Hold on toeyour hearts whom evil as.
~sociates seek .yoor company aid invite
ypu to join inatheir mirth and ~rcvelry.
Hold on to your ame ut all times for
it is of more Yaluc. to you tfinn gold,
high places or fashionable attire.
Hold on to truth, for it will serve you
we'll. aud do sou good through ctcrni-
y
Hold on to your virtue, tits above all
prices in all times aud places.
Hold on to -four gpou character, for it
q and ever viii be Jour best wealth,
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25

HNE FtH.e4a aL.ra e IE.H" |EftEeNFs -.L
The first number Ct the Farmer ard
Gardener is received: This journal, to
judge from its appearance aud at I'M
dance Of reading n%.ptter, is an invaluable
paper to, faymers,s The editor in the
issue before US, says; sour paper shall
not be the organ for any party or indi-
Siduals, hut shall at all times. endeavor
70 furnish the farmers of the South with
information most essential to their call
ing to protect them as far as possible,
against deception and fraud, and to ex-
pose what is proved to be unworthy of
their confidence"
The fSa'mrr o@d Gardener is pub
lishcd at Augusta, Ga, at 81 Fer an
mum.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25

"CneesEYE."-A glass of whiskcy
is manufactured from about seventy
grains of corn, the value of which is too
small tc be, estimated. A glass of this
mixture sells for a dime, and of a good
brand, is concidcrcd worth the money.
1t fires the brain, dcranees and weakens
the phisical system. On the same side
board on which the dcleterions beverage
is served lies a newspaper. 1t is COW
cred with'a half million typc-it brings
Intelligence from the four quarters of
the globe. The newspaper costs less
than the glass of grog, but tits not less
true that there is a large number Of pco-
pie who think corn juice cheap and
newspapers dear! The newspaper is a
source of pleasure and enlghtmeut to
the home circle, ms the family. are gath
cred Ground the bright glowing fire on a
winter evening, and the results Of news
p~aperreadins prove beneficial through
life. -
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
For Diseases OF the Throat and Lungs.
such as Coughs, Colds, Whooping<
Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma
end Consunptiop


Probably never before in tho whole history OF
medicine, has any thing won so widely and so
deeply upon the confidence of mankind, ss this
excellent remedy for pulmonary complaints.
Through a long series of years, and among most
of the races of men it has risen higher and higher
in their estimation, rs il has become better known.
Its uniform character and power to cure the va.
rious affections of the lungs and throat, lave
made II known. as Il reliable protector against
them. While adapted to milder forms OF disease
and TO Young children, 1t Is ut the same time tie
most enectual remedy that can be given for incip-
lent consumption, and tie dangerous affections
of the throat and lungs. AS n provision against
sudden attacks OF Group, IL should be kept on
hand in every family, and indeed Us I'll ale some
times subject to colds aud coughs, all should he
provided with this nntidOtc for them.
Although settled Consusn pfici is thought In
durable, still great numbers of cases where the
disease seemed settled, have been completely
by the Cherry, f'ectordi. So complete is its
mastery over the disorders OF the Lungs and
Throat, that the most obstinate of item yield to'C.
Whom nothing else could reach them, under the
Cherry PecfordI they subsidc and disappear.
Singers and Public Speakers lind great
protection from ii.
asthma is always relieved and oncn wholly
cured by it.
bronchitis is generally cured by taking the
Cherry Pcrforof i'll small and frequent doses.
SO generally are its virtues known, that We
need not publish the certificates OF them here, or
do Iuore than assure the public that its qualities
arc fully maintained.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25

es plant a great many, they will
. lust in time when tho sacet pota-
toes by most families arc used up. I'm
press it also on tnc minds of tho freed
men TO follow your example, and thatit
IS bsttersfor him t~osiave Irish potatoes
tho summer to subsist on, than
to BE sothc store and buy provisions nt
ruiposis prices. Irish potatoes are heal
thy, sood and save bothsmeat and corn.
nave seen thousands of families sub
sistipg on the potato during the whole
year, aud.be strong to do all kind of
hard work aad the people were heal.
thy;
In selecting the seed I prefer the
early Rose" They are the surcst,
yield more than other kinds aud more
palatable
La preparing the grovudfo pot toes
# break itup deep and subsoil it. III
have plenty short well rotted manure, l
gprcpd it broadcast before breaking up
and pillow it under. If my manure is not
we'll rottcd and consists partly of straw,
etc, 4 put on it the potatoes in tho row.
After breaking and subsoiling, / har-
row The ground well, aud then lay of:
the rcws three and a. half to four feet.
apart by running a furrow about six
snches deep, and plant the potatoes about
eighteen inches apart in the rows.
The culture is'vcry simple, but must
be done in time. AS soon as the plants
a7e III u, The ss-eena e.sl. 20 lie stir
ed, either with a cultivator, or, in a
small patch, with a hoe. When the
plants have reached seven to eight in.
ches, they ought to be ghocd again and
titled we'll. This is the last work and
ought toibe done with care. The ridges
ought to be made large enough, SO that
no growing tubers are ever exposed to
light.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
The Peoples Bakery.
NEXT DOOR TO
RED COFFEE Pot,
East Of Presbyterian Chusch, Russell 81

East Of Presbyterian Church, Russell 81.
nm happy to ANNOUNCE to the CITI.
IENS of Urangehurg. that am now PhE-
PARED 10 SUPPLY Families and Customers
wifi BREAD, CAKES, PIES, and all other
articles generally found in a FIRST CLASS
BAKERY. 49,
WEDDING CAKE prepared with great
care to suit the most fastidous tastes.
The PATRONAGE OF my fricuds and fell
low citizens is respectfully solicited.
THOS. w. ALDERGUTTI.
Mrs. ALBERGOTTI returns thanks For
the Patronage heretofore bestowed, and
hopessher friends and Customers will contin-
tie tire same.
She will keep constantly ON hand an RS
sortmcnt of FRUITS, C0NFECTlONARY
and FANCY ARTICLES MS usual.
dec 10 On
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
TO CONSERVATIVES

quiet and composure
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
PROPHETS PAIN Kill III.

This is the celebrated medicine that rs,ns
Ferry Davis, Pain Killer out of the market,
wherever 1T was sold. Davis made Prophiit
change the n.tne from Pain Killer TO Pain.
nl,' 1t: For Rheumatism, Neuralgia, or
pain of any kind ii has no equal For Cuts.
i:rn:ses, Burns, or old Sores, it is the best
hing you can use MS n dressing. For Snake
Bites or Stings of Poisonous Insects, il is n
perfect A%nti'io'c. i. is good for Collie, Colds.
Honshs, orp aowel Complaint. Its name
indicates its nature fully. 1t is truly DEATH,
TO pain. Manufactured and sold by BRAD
siELE Il Co., Atlanta. Ca, and for sale by
Ill druggists.
i1ooLY CorSTy, Ga. April, 1S67.-This is
It's certify that Twas confined TO the house
ind most of the time 10 my bed. and suffer
lns the greatest agony imaginable with
RiIeuTnatisin, for hve months, aud after try
ing every available remedy, with no relief
was cured with two bottles of D.- o.. g.
Propiriit's Amodyrc Pain Kilh4t; each cost
ing fly cents only. 1t relieved me almost
snstan'iy. therefore recommend it in tho
aass' ;:=fs:&s ====ss:@= ts:=. =.:-
lar 6iseese.- rean say That itis ono Of the.
finest family medicines now out. ~ccrtain..
RouTa truly, w. a. F0REHAND..
Doorr eorxrY. Ga, Oct. 81, lsG7.-ra::
q. :. PEorulrr. | have, during the last
eighteen months, used your Pain XIII 1t. 4aad
| consider ii unequalcd by nny,hing for pair,
III the head, breast, back or side; and for
collie nothing gives relief half so quick ne
Jour Ancdyhe PAIN Kill. Ii is doing much
good III the con,nianity in other families as
my own. Yours, Sc, D, I. FoRElIAND.
NEwrox Factory, Ga. Nov, 1807.-Dr-
Prophtt: Last sumner my horse sprained
his knee severely. causing Ill. whole leg to
swell to about twice il natural size. aud
rendering him almost helpless; fwo arplic.-
lions of yorr Anolync Pain XIII 1t thorough
iy cared it. JOHN b. DAVIS
CERTIFICATE.
STATE OF OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES oryrr
Know all men by these prcsente. That / have
this day, for value received, sold and trans
ferred 10 Rtatfield s. Co., the sole right to
manufacture an.lscll my Family Medicines
an,l have furnished them wi" the fun re.
cipcs. and have authorized sc sail Brad
field 4 Co, 10 print, or have printed, any
thing they may see proper concerning any )
and all of above named Medicines This
10Th day OF June, 1879.
[Signedl O.. s.. PRoPHITTeh
Ia presence Of Thomas r.. Joncs, Ro,,,s
Crawford, Notary Public. d. s.J
} Manufactured and for sale by BRADflELps
& CO., Broad street, Atlanta, Ca, and for /,
sac by all druggists.
Angl2 Is
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25

These instruments have been before the
Public for ncarley Thirty years, and upon
their excellence alone attained al uHpHreiCs
ed prc-em"nemce, which rronounccs them un-
cGualc,.
Their TONE combines great power, sweet
ness AMI fine singing quality, rs well as grca,
purity of lntonalion and Sweetness through
out the entire scale.
Their TOUCH is plant and elastic, and
entirely free from the stiffness found in so
many l'ianOS
IN WORKMANSHIP they are unequalled
using none hut the very best SEASONED NATE
RIAL, tie large coPital employed in our bust
ness cnuJaing ~ to keep continually an inn
nlcnsc stock of lumber, &c. on hand.
All our SQUARE PIANOS have our New I'm
proved Orcrs.runy H-0it and .lGuAFPE TREBLE.
We would call ,accinl attention to our
late improvements ihGRAND PIANOS AND
SQUARE GRANDS, PATENTED AuGrsT IA
1866, which bring tho Piano nearer pcrfcc-
ton than has yet been attained.
Every Pimnoiully warranted tor Five Years.
We have made arrangements for The Sole
WHOLESALE AGENC~,for the most celebrated
PAk.DR ORGANS AND VI LODEONS,
which &c otirr. Wholesale and Retail, at
Lowest Factory Prices.
wv. kN.AnE & co.
baltimore, Nd.
sept 10 IN
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
sALLY's MIs9Akn-.salls, don't


sALLY's M1s7AKE-"Sally, don't L
like you ~
"l.a jim | reckon So"
'But d;in't you know it. Sally z Done
you think I'D tear the eyes OF any hon
est tom cat that dares to look at you for
a second "
81 s'pcct you would"
tWell the fact of it is, Sally. l..
Snow, don't Jim! You are too sud
den"
"And, Sally want to-"
CHOW, don't 'ay anything more now,
Jim. | will
'.But it must: be done immediately, /
want you to-"
"Oh, hush |. don't say any move"
81 want you tonight To get"
s'What, so soon. Oh, no, Impossible !;
father and motl.cr viii! be SO angry ut
me-"
"IIow For doing me such a favor as
to m"
SsYes, dear me Oh what a feeling"
"But there must be some mistake, for
Ali | want you to do is tu-lnend NY
trowsers y
Sally could hear no more. She threw
up her arms, and screaming Historically.
> fainted away.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-02-25
FOR GROUP

No mother should ever be without a bottle of
the ENPECTORANT in the house. We have
nnnernns certificates of its having relieved,
almost instantly, the little sufferer, when
death appeared almost ineyita2lc.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-05-16
Local Briefs.

See new "time table" on the Pennsylva-
MIA railroad, which went into effect yester-
day. tI Ll ff. .fE
>The salary of the borough council of
Newport, last year, seems to have been "a,
which was paid in oysters at the end Of the
term. n "
Among the divorces granted by the Leg
islature, was the divorce Of Winfield s.
DUNBAR of Newport, from his wife Han
nah. >
Mrs. +. A. Tannehill win give one of her
interesting "Parlor Entertainments, in
the court house, in this borough, on Thurs
day evening next Those who attend will,
no doubt, have pleasant evening.
Some of our exchanges say that clash
ionable ladies Of New York now wear gar
ters of blue velvet mounted with gOld."-
What troubles us is to know how they
found that out.
One of our exchanges says "a farmer
laid an egg on our table that measured
nearly nine inches in circumference. -
What is to become of the hens if farmers
are going to lay their own eggs?
Has Duncannon dried up and blown
away. Or what is the matterP We have
not heard from our correspondent at that
place for several weeks. We always ap.
preciate his letters, and hope to receive
them more regularly.
An exchange says "it is not good taste
for young men TO stay after 10 O'clock when
visiting young ladies'" Our Devil says he
never noticed any difference in the taste af-
ter 10 o'clock. He says it tastes good any
time.
NYoung men in the vicinity of Bain,
when they serenade newly married people,
get treated with red beet juice sweeted with
black molasses, and think 1t is wine. That
is not expensive liquor, and If they do drink
three or four glasses apiece, 1t won't hurt
them.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-05-16
NOTTCE.

Our subscribers will notice their adj
dress is now printed on little ticket,
which is pasted on their paperby a ma
chine. One feature Of this style Of ad-
dress is that it tells each subscriber the
time up to which the subscription is paid.
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