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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08

II MANUFACTURERS OF
SADDLES, HARNESS, COLLARS,
TRUNKS, g.,
AND DEALERS IN
SADDLERY HARDWARE AND MATERIALS,
NO. 277 W. BALTLMORE STREET,
BALTIMORE, Md.
Constantly on hand, Large Assortment of
Saddles mcclellan, Morgan, Spanish, Ten
nessee, Decatur, Shaftoe Texas, California, Eng
fish, Somerset, Side, Boys.
Harness :---Buggy, Carriage, Coacr, Ex-
press, Stage, Sulkey, Trotting, Wagon and 9TH
er kinds.
Saaldlery :---Collars, Fly Nets, Covers,
Robes
Trunks :--.Saratoga French, Sole Leath-
err Iron Frame. Iron Bound, Packing, Dress,
Bonnet, valses, Sacs, Satchels, Carpet Bags &c.
- We pledge ourselves to duplicateany reg
ular Bill of the above goods made in any of the
Northern or Eastern Cities.
ROBERT LAWSON B O.,
277 Vest Baltimore Street,
aprl6'69-ly BALTIMORE.
QPECIAL NOTICE
TO THE TRADE
Having leased and removed to the large Ware
NO. 236 ". e 4LTLM0RE ST.,
NEAR CHARLES,
formerly occu pied by Weldon & johnson, we
are now prepared, with increased facilities, to
conduct the
GENERAL AUCTION
AND COMMISSION BUSINESS.
Our regular sales Of Furniture &c. will take
TrrE and ArTyp
MORNING, at 10 O'Clock, on First Floor, and sale
of Dry Goods, Notions and Miscellaneous Stocks
will be held on Second Floor EVERY MONDAY
MORNING, at 10 O'Clock. Goods sold in lots to
suit the trade.
Sales of Real Estate, Stocks at Stores and Pri-
vate Dwellings taken at any time, upon moder-
ate terms.
Consgnments solicited and cash advances
made when required.
BROKER & LEWIS, Auctioneers,
No. 239 W Bait. St., near Charles
jun23-ly Baltimore.
REATsoUTHERN BAZAAR.
O.12oNORTH HOWARD STREET,
Betweem Franklin and Mulberry Sts.,
The Cheapest Place in the City.
Keep constantly on hand large = 80
assortment Of Family Carriages, Ca Gsas
leches, Barouches, Ph8tons, Jaggers, -E--11 =
Coal-Box- Wagons, Jenny Linds, Dearborns, Ger
mantowns, Jerseys, Top and No-Top Buggies,
Trotting and Express Wagons, Ambulances and
Carts.
Secondhand Wagons taken in exchange
New and secondhand Harness constantly on
hand.
Ourfacilities enable us to sell fifty per cent.
cheaper than any other establishment in the CITY
for cash or approved paper. We only ask you
to give us a call to satisfy yourselves. Consign-
ments solicited and liberal advances made.
Do enumber-the small l 20 North
Howard Street.
Jan. 10, '69.-lyr. a. D. SCHMIDT GO.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08

NOAH WALKER 4 CO..
THE CELEBRATED CLOTHIERS OF
BALTIMORE ND,
Announce the introduction of plan of ordering
CLOTHING & UNDERWEAR, BY LETTER,
to which they call your especial attention.
They will send on application their improved
and accurate rules for
SELEMEASUREMENT,
and a full line of samples from their immense
stock of CLOTHS, CASSIMERES, COATINGS,
SHIRTINGS &c. &C., thus enabling parties in
any part of the country to order their Clothing
and Shirts direct from them, with the certainty
of receiving garments OF
The Very Latest Style
And Host Peefect Fit A@sainable.
Goods ordered will be sent by Express to any
part of the country.
AS is well known throughout the Southern
States they have for Forty-three Years EX-
CELLED in all departments of their business.
which is substantial guarantee as to the char
acter of the Goods they will send out.
large and we'll assorted stock of READY
MADE CLOTHING always on hand, together
With a full line Of
FURNISHING GOODS,
including all the latest Novelties in design, and
AT POPULAR PRICES.
When Goods are sent per Express G. o D.,
there will be no collection charge on amounts
of 500 and over.
Rules for Self-Measurement, Samples of Goods
and Price List sent FREE on application.
The attention of the rade is invited to our
WHOLESALE DEPARTMENT, which is al
ways kept up to the highest standard.
NOAH WALKER d CO.,
Manufacturers and Dealers in Mems and Boys
Clothing aid Furnishing Goods, either ready
made or made to order.
1876 and 1877 Baltimore Street,
ma&l9-ly BALTIM ORE, MD.
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RUPTURE CURED.
MARSH'S.

The best and most effectual Truss knownfor the
cure and relief ofHerna or Rupture This Truss
has received the sanction OF the most eminent
Physicians and Surgeons OF this county who do
not hesitate to recommend it to those afflicted
with Hernia as being superior to all others.
1t is the only Truss that will retain the Bowels
with any certainty, and the wearer can feel as
sured that he is using a remedy that will be at
all times safe and etfectual in its operations. OF
this we guarantee entire satisfaction to all who
may come under our treatment.
LADIES' SILK ELASTIC ABDOMINAL BELTS
for Corpulency, falling of the Womb, and as
support to the Back and Abdominal Muscles
Anklets, Knee Caps and Stockings for Varicose
Veins, Ulcers and Weak Joints
SHOULDER BRACES for Ladies' Gents and
Children, for the cure ofstooping of the Should
ers and as Chest Expander.
PILE INSTRUMENTS, the most superior article
in use-light, easily adjusted and etectual. In
struments for all Physical Deformities-Curva-
ture of the Spine, Bow Legs, Club Feet, &c.
Ladies' Apartments, with Lady Attendants.
Agent for Clements Celebrated Artificial Limbs
Agent for Grandals Patent Rubber tipped
Clutches,
Agent for DR.. Babcocks Silver Uterine Sup
porter
Agent for Dr.. Wadsworth Stem Persory.
Orders per Mail promty attended to-.
S. MARSH,
No. 90 W. Baltimore Street,
BALTIMORE, MD.
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baltimore STOVE HOUSE.
HEAD QUARTERS FOR ALI KINDS OF
COOKING AND
PARLOR SF0VES,
Patentees and sole manufacturers of those
HOUSEHOLD NECESSITIES, the beautiful
ILLUMINATED
FIRE PLACE HEATERS,
THE DIAMOND,
also agents for the celebrated
ORIENTAL BASE BURNING FURNAES,
for dwellings and public buildings, they only re-
quire attention once in twenty-fonr hours. and
never mind how much coal is pvt in; by their
peculiar construction they consume only a GER
tain quantity. Call and see them at the Base.
Burning Depot,
BIBB CO.,
80 g. Al Light Street,
BALTIMORE, Mo-
Liberal concessions made to Minister'S
Cnul ches and schools. sepls69ly
T. w. eooD10E'
THOMAS KEMP L CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCER,S
AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS.
AND DEALERS IN LIQUORS, &C..
No. Ill VEST LOMBARD STREET,
BETWEEN LIGHT AND CRADLES STREETS,
BALTIMORE
apr2 'e9-ly
ESTABLISHED 1881.
aEo. W. WEBB, ALBERT REMICR,
GORGE W, WEBB l. Co..
VI Corner Bait and Light Streets.
BALTIMORE MD
FINE WATCHES,
RICH JEWELRY;,
AND STERLING SILVER-WARES,
full assortment of fine
SILVER PLATED WERE.
FRENCH MARBLE CLOCKS.
rs Especial attention paid to Repairing
Watches and Jewelry by experienced workmeS.
oct2a'69-ly
EURNITUREl FURNITUREll
NJ PFEIFFER,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
CABINET AND CHAIR MANUFACTURER
2S N. H0s0ard St., N. E. cor Fayette
BALTIMORE.
Would inform the public that he has on hand
the largest and best variety of Furniture of any
1ealer in the city, and being anxious to reduce
his stock, therefore o&ers it cheap Satisfaction
guaranteed.
Chamber and Parlor Suits of the latest patterns.
all OF his own manufacture.
Factory occupying square between Fremont
Ramsey and Sterrett SITS.
Va Particular attention paid to country or.
1ers. febl6 69-lv
+ o. MERCER.
II. FURNITURE AND
HVT FVNr
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VIM. B. LARMoUR Jos. H. GALE
r ARMOUR & co.
195 W. Baltimore St., between Light & Charles.
Agents of the
AMERICAN WATCH COMPANY OF
WALTHAM
Invite attention to their large and varied stock
of
AMERICAN, CHAS. E. JACOT and JULES
JURGERSON WATCHES
In Gold and Silver Cases. Diamond, Pearl, Cor
al, Jet and fine Gold Jewelry, Bracelets Studs,
Sleeve Buttons Vest Chains, Neck Chains, Lock-
cts; Armloops &c, &c, &c.
GOLD HEAD CANES,
STERnlNG SILVER WARE,
TRIPLE PLATED w ARE,
FINE ENGLISH CUTLERY,
WEDDING PRESENTS,
LOCKS, BRONZEs, &c, &c, &c.
We are constantly adding 70 our Stock and
our customers can always rely on finding all of
the latest and most described styles of goods in
our line, and at the
VERY LOWEST PRICES.
Agents for j. E. Spencer 8 Co.'S celebrated
Diamond Spectacles and Eye Glasses in Steel,
Rubber. Shell and Gold frames.
rs Watches and Jewelry repaired in the best
manner and warranted.
Particular attention paid to the Manufacture
of Hair JeWelry. apr9 '69-ly
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Baltimore Advertisements.


lTTNhE GREAT AMERICAN
/ HEALTH RESTOR tR, purlfts
The blood and cures Scrofula, Syphilis
Skin Diseases, Rheumatism, Diseases
of Women, and all Chronic Affections
of the Blood, Liver AMI Kidneys
Recommended by the Medical Faculty
and many thousands OF our best citi'
Izens.
| Read the testimony of Physicians
and patients who have used Rosadali S;
send for our Rosadalis Guide to Health
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lit will give you much valuable infor-
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DR.. R. W. Carr, of Baltimore says:
take pleasure in recommending
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terative. | have seen it used in tw 20
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: of secondary syphilis, in which the
patient pronounced himself cured af-
ter having taken five bottles of your
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ula Of long standing, which is rapidly
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pound of Alternative ingredients.
DR.. Sparks, of Nicholasville, KY,
says he has used Rosadalis in cases OF
Scrofula and Secondary Syphilis with
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the Blood know no better remedy.
Samuel G.. McFadden, Murfreeebo-
ro' Tenn, says: 1a
have used seven bottles of Rosa
dalis, and am entirely cured of Rbeu-
matism send me four bottles, as !
wish it for my brother, who has scrof-
ulous sore eyes.
Benjamin Bechtol, of Lima, Ohio,
writes, Ihave suffered for twenty years
with an inveterate eruption over my
whole body; short time since Irur-
chased a bottle of Rosadalis and Il eff
fected a perfect cure.
Rosadalis is sold by all druggists.
Laboratory, 81 Exchange Place
Baltimore.
DR.. CLEMENTS. l. Co., Proprietois
For sale by
PHI. TROUT,
F. Fl. LINK,
YOUNG 4 PFESF
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baltimore Advertisements.


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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08

A witness in late divorce suit kept saw.
ing that the wife had very retaliating dis.
position; that she retaliated for every little
thing. Did you ever see her husband kiss
her 2" asked the wife's counsel Yes, sir.
often! Well, what did she do on such
occasions sShe always retaliated, SIR
The sad story of Cleopatra is thus told
by a truly rural poet:
She got little p'ison snake;
And hid it in her gown;
1t gave its little tail shake,
And did her job up brown.
She tumbled down upon her bed,
Where she was wont to lie,
Removed her chignon from her head,
Aad how is that for high
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08

$40 Mclean '.. & Hooper $40
FAMILY SEWING MA CHIMES.
The most practical family sewing machine in
the world. 1t does the entire range Of family sew
ing with greater ease less change aud more
rapidly than any other first class machine, and
has fairly won the name of the
PET.
1t has taken twenty-five first premiums being
successful at all places exhibited. All machines
fully warranted and sold on easy Terms by.
JOHN N. MCLEAN & co.
No 80 N. Charles St.
apr2l-1y Baltimore
THO HOUSE-KEEPERS.
i FURNITURE AND
HOUSEKEEPING ARTICLES GENERALLY
The cheapest cash Flu niture House in the City
of Baltimore, IS at the corner of N. Howard and
Saratoga SITS NO. 50 N. Howard ST.
Fall Chamber Suits, $50 to $500
Parlor Suits in Rep or Hair Cloth, $55 to
$3.50.
Library, Office and Dining Room Furniture in
great variety, either new or secondhand.
Quick Sales and Small Profits is our motto.
N. B.-When you visit the city. be sure and
give US a call before purchasing
MATTHEW'S & HILDEBRAND,
92N. Howard Street,
apr2l-1y Baltimore, Md.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08
baltimore Advertisements.

CABINET ORGANS.
The Mason &c Hamlin
Organ Co.
WINNERS OF SEVENTEFIVE HIGHEST
PREMIUMS, INCLUDING THE
PARIS EXP OSITION
MEDAL.
For tie best instrument of this class IN the
world respectfully announce that their faclllues
are now so great that they undertake to furnish,
not only the best and cheapest, butthe Low ESI-
PRICED tirst-class Organs obtainable, and they
ask attention to their present scale OF prices, OF
which the following are illustrations:
Four Octave Single Reed Portable Or
gan, SOLID Black Walnut Case, more
powerful and much better than ,..
Melodeon. ........................... $50, 90
Four Octave. double Reed do. d.. S75, 20
Metropolitan Organ, Style A, Five Oc-
tave, Single Reed, Stop rremulant,
Solid Black Walnut Case, psneled
and carved %iVo'oo
| Metropolitan Organ, Style O, Five Oc-
tave, Double Reed, Five Stops Viola,
| Diapason, Melodie, Flute and Trem-
| ulant,) Solid Black Walnut Case
paneled and carved $l25,Oo
Mason Hamlin Cabinet Organ, Style
| 81, Five Octave, Double Reed, Five
| Stops Viola, Diapason, Melodia,
Flute, Vox, Humane, including the
| new Mason Hamlin improved Vox
Humane, just introduced, capable of
variety of exquisite effects. This
is the best Organ ofits capacity which
we can make, containing every i'm
provement, the case very handsome $1,000
More than fifty other styles at corresponding
prices, up to 900 each. Every instrument
| fully warranted. Circulars with illustrations
full description and prices, free. Address
CHARLES S BENTEEN,
| apr8-1y No. 80 W. Fayette st. Baltimore
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08

w kNABE s. co,
MANUFACTURERS OF
FIRST PREMIUM GOLD MEDAL.
GRAND, SQUARE UPRIGHT
PA NOS
TSHESE instruments having been before the
/ public for the past thirty years, have upon
the excellencealone, attained an
UNPURCHASED PRE-EMINENC
that pronounced them unequalled. Their
TO ~ Il
combines great power, richness, sweetness, and
fine singing quality, we'll as great purity ofin-
donation an harmoniousness throughout the en-
tire scale. Their
Il o U Q #
is pliantand elastic, and is entirely free from the
stiffness found in so many pianos, which causes
the performer to so easily tire. In
WORK NSHIP
thew cannot be excelled. Their action is con-
structed with care and attention to every part
therein that characterizes the finest mechanism.
None but the best seasoned material is used in
their manufacture and they will accept the hard
usages of the concert-room with that of the par
lor upon an equality-unaffectedi in their melody,
in fact, they are constructed.
"NOT FOR A YEAR BUT FOR EVER
All our Square Pianos have new improved
Grand Scale and Agraffee Treble,
Every Piano fully warranted for FIVE YEARS
rs E. LOUIS IDE, Sole Agent for the County
ofAugusta, by specialarrangement, isenabledto
furnish the above instruments a the lowestFac.
tory prices. Mar2.t
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-12-08

These instruments have won their way to pub
lie confidence on The strength of their real merits
and they are now generally admitted 70 oe the
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-07-18
The Editor.

An exchange who knows chow it is
himself" says: "The editor is always
at leisure, consequently he is ready to
receive visitors at all hours. ANY
man who hasn't anything else to do,
can run in for an hour or two, talk of
the weather, the crops, his wife and
children. 1t don't make any differ
ence what the editor is doing. Go for
him. Give him your idea Of what the
party policy should be, and tell him
the party will go to the devil if he
don't do as you advise. If he happens
to be reading proof don't shut your
mouth, but keep Cabling, and when
it is corrected ask him to let you see
it. Be sure and disagree with him
about the spelling of a word. If he
is writing, get hold, if you can, of the
copy. and show him the false position
he has assumed in the opening of the
article. If you have anything you
wish to 60 into the local column, get
it all mixed up in giving it to the
Local" and when it comes out in the
next issue, word for word as you gave
it, call him an ass, with warm adjec-
tive before it. When you are through
with the editor, drop Tito the compos-
ing room. If the foreman is busy tell
him stories. Run your hand careless
ly over the matter on the stone, and if
you can succeed in knocking it into
"pi," you have achieved something
wonderful; if you don't get kicked
out of doors trot arouud to each case
and ask the compositors what they are
on; if you can sing or go through a
double-shufle, don't let the opportuni-
ty slip! so in heavy. Finally wander
away, and if curses, both loud and
deep, don't follow you, then we are mis-
taken as to the nature of editors and
printers.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-07-18
How to See Down a Well.

1t is not generally know, says the
Lancaster (Pa.) InteHigencer, how easy
a matter it is to explore the bottom OF
a well, cistern, or pond Of water by
the use Of a common mirror so that
the reflected rays of light will fall into
the. water A bright spot will be seen
at the bottom, 50 light as to show the
smallest object plainly. By this means
we have examined the bottoms Of wells
fifty feet deep, when half full or more
of water The smallest straw or other
objects, can be perfectly seen from the
surface. In the same way one can eX-
anime the bottom of the ponds and
rivers, if the water be somewhat clear
and not agitated by winds or rapid
motion. If a well or cistern be under
cover or shaded by building, so that
the sunlight will not fallnear the OPEN
ing, it is only necessary to employ two
mirrors, using one to reflect the light
to the opening, and another to reflect
it down into the water. Light may
be thrown fifty or hundred yards to
the precise spot desirable and then
downward. We have used the mirror
to success to reflect light around the
house to a shaded well, and, also to
carry it from a south window through
two rooms and then in q cistern under
the north side of the house. Half q
dozen reflections of light may be made,
though each mirror dimiDishes the
brilliancy of the light Let any one
not used to the method try it, and he
well not only find it useful but very
pleasant experiment. 1t will perhaps
reveal mass of sediment at the bot
tom of the well that has been little
thought Of but which may have been
a frightful source Of disease by its de-
cay in the water
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-07-18
A California Monte Cristo.

Alvina Hayward is the hero of a
story equal to "Monte Cristo." He is
a Vermonter who operated with man
named Chamberlain in a gold head
which was full of indication but Weld.
ed nothing tangible. Chamberlain
went away disconsolate, giving Hay
ward all his interest. The latter work
ed at the thing fer months, and was
buried deeper and deeper into the
ground, but at last his family were
next to starving, all his laborers left
him, and he knew of no friend the
world except Chamberlain.
"My God" he said to this man,
who had been engaged in stock
raising, 81 am on the verge of this
great strike. know it, Can't you
give me little money"
Chamberlaine had been on the verge
himself several times, and he shook
his head sadly. But he had $4,000,
his all, buried under haystack near
by, and he went and dug it up.
Take it, old fellow" he said, with
California heartiness; "do your best p
With this money Hayward recon-
menced and he had worked until it
was all spent, and his men were re-
duced to a bag of beans for nourish-
ment, when to the gloom of hope the
precious ore blazed suddenly up; the
Amador mine was the richest in the
world. When this mine was paying
$4,000 a month, Hayward made
over to his friend one perfect third of
it.
Chamberlaine retired upon 81, 1,5O0,-
600, and moved East to educate his
Hayward buying back the
whole. Finally, even Hayward grew
tired, gnd he sold the mine to a stock
company, of which General Cotton is
President. This mine will make S4,-
100000 net this year, and Cotton said
last week:
"The Amador mine will hold out
longer than we will."-San Francisco
cor. of the Chicaqo Tribune,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-07-18

One of the lay speakers in Metho-
dist conference illustrated his readi-
ness to fraternize with the southern
brethren, and his feelings toward them,
by the story of the two men that
would not speak to each other; but
one, having been converted at camp
meeting, on seeing his former enemy,
held out his hand, saying: elbow dye
do, Kemp? lam humble enough to
shake hands with dog"
Mrs. johnson, of Leavenworth
knows better way to get her rights
than by making speeches about them.
A lawyer sued her for fifty dollars
lately. Mrs. j. said she had no money,
and couldn't hire a lawyer to plead her
case, but she was not afraid to leave
it to such fine looking gentlemanly
jury. Then smiled on them. They
were only out five minutes and return
ed with a verdict for defendant aud a
bouquet for Mrs. johnson.
Figaro represents two married ladies
chatting about their husbands. "What"
says one Of them, "you permit your
husband to smoke in your rooms ?"
Certainly l do, but he spends his
evenings with me" replied the other.
eyes, at that price!" "My dear friend
shrewd wife avails herself of her
husbands faults to repress his vices"
There is a little railroad near Bay
on Sara, La, that runs to Woodvill
on a very uncertain schedule. A
stranger came in the other day and in
quired how often that steam car made
trips to the country. The party in
terrogated said "tri-weekly." "What
do you mean by tri-woekly" The an
swer was, 1T goes up one week and
tries to come down the next