South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-08-18

MILLION OF LIVE

~ 81 TED IT is one of the re-
marksble facts OF this remarkable age, not
merely that 30 many persons are the victims
Of dyspepsia or indigestion, but its willing
victims. Now, We would not be understood
to say thar any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed to rank it among
the Injuries OF life. Far from il. Those
who have experienced its torments would
scout such an Idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly under all the trying circumstances in
which be was placed, never had an attack Of
dyspepsia, or bis jolIity would have speedi-
" forsaken him. Men and women some
times softer its tortures uDcomplainingly,
but whoever heard o! a person VITO enjoyed
them 7 OF all the multifariUus diseases to
which the human system is liable, there ia,
perhaps, none go generally prevalent A. dy-
pepsia. II there is o wretched being 10 the
wo.lj it il
4 Confirmed Dyspphe
But 1t is not our intention to dsscant on
the horrors of Dyspepsia. We hsve said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the most u~nives-
sal OF human diseases. This is emphatic
ally the case in the United States. wheth-
er this general prevalence 10 due to the
character Of the food, The method Of lie
preparation, or the hasty manner 10 which
il is usually swallowed. Is not our province
to explain. The great fact with which We
are called TO deal is this ::
Dyspepsia Prsvai5
almost universally. Nearly every other per,
son you meet IL victim, and apparently
a willing one ; for were not this the case,
why so many sufferers, when a certain spec
dy and safe remedy is within the easy
reach Of all who desire to avail themselves
ed by prejudice, or deferred by some other
unexplained influence, they refuse 10 sc-
cept the relief profered them, They turn
adeaf ear to the testimony Of the thous-
ands whose suferings have been alIeviated,
and with strange infatnstion, appear TO
cling with desperate determination 10 their
ruthless tormentor. But says q dyspeptic:
What is this remedy 7 to which we reply /:
This great alleviator Of human suffering is
almost as widely known as the English LAM
g1age. II has allayed the agnnies OF thou
sands, and is to-day carrying comfort and
encouragement to thousands Of oibers.-
This acknowledged panaces is none other
Than Dr. Hoofands German Biaers.
WouId ynu know more Of the merits OF
this wonderful medicine tEsn can be learn
ed from the experience Of others {? Try it
yourself, and when IL has failed TO fulfill
the measure Of its efficacy given by the
proprietor, then abandon faith in il
Lett Be Remembered,
first OF all, that HOOFLANDS German
Bittegs 10 not q rum beverage. They are
not alcoholic in any sense Of the term
They are composed wholly OF the pure juice
or vital principle o. roots. This is not q
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared by one
Of the abIest German chemists. Unlikes g.
nv other Bittsrs in the market, they are
wholly free from spirituous ingredients.-
The objections which hold with 30 much
force against preparations OF this %clasz,
namely that Q desire for Intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use, are not
valid in the case Of the German Bitters.-
so far from encouraging or intoxicating q
taste or desire for inebristinx beverages,
il may be confidently asserted that iheir
tendency is in a Dramatically opposite di-
r~ection. Their effects canbe
Beneficial Only
in ell e.ses If the hillary system. Hoof-
lands German Bitters sfsnd without an e.
qua, acting promptly and vigorously upon
the Liver I; they remove its torpidity and
cause healthful secretion Of bile-thereby
supplying the stomach with the most indis-
penssble elements OF sound digestion in
proper proportions. They give tone 10 the
MISUNDERSTANDING lie functions. and
enabling il to perform its duties % nature
designed it should do.
Thy Purify tie Blood,
cleansing The vital fluid Of ell hn-tfnI imp
urities and supplarting them with the eIs-
menis OF genuine healthfulDess. Bot ia
that most generally prevalent. distressing,
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia.
TRey Stand UnrisaIsJ.
Now, there are certain classes Of persons
to whom extreme Bittefs are not only un>
palatable, but who fod it imposaible TO
take them without positive discomfort
For such DR.. Hoofands German Tonic hes
been specially prepared. This preparation
is not OBly pslatsble, tut combines, in mo-
di6ed form, all the virtues of the German
Bitters. In cases Of languor or excessive
debility, where the system sppesrs to have
become exhausted Of its energies. Hoo
Hands Tonic acts with almost marv-
elous Effect. Itgives strength TO weakness
and throws desp0udency 10 The Winds
But DR.. Hoofand's beDeiactions 10 the hu-
man race are not confined 10 his celebrated
German BiffeFs, or his invaluable
Tonic. He has prepared another medicine,
uhich is rapidly winning way to popular
favor because Of its intrinsic merits. fhS
is 49, HO0nand's P0dophylIIrR
Pills. perfect substitute for mercury,
without any OF mercury's evil qualities
These wonder ful Pills, which are intended
to act upon the Liver, are mainly coRpos-
ed Of POdophyllin, or tina Vital Principle
of the Mandrake Root. 1t is the medjciI-
al virtues Of this heaith-giying plant
IRE ~Phodophyllin acts directly on the Liv-
or. The extract Of Mandrake contained n
them is skillfully combined with four other
extracts. thus producing o pill that infiu-
ences The en:iIe digestive and alimentary
system, and IN its action is entirely free from
nausea. Possessing these much desirable
qualities. the Podopbyllin becomes invslu-
able as o Family PILL 90 No
Household stoald be without them. They
are perfectly safe, require bat two for an
ordinary dose, are prompt and ef6ciert in
action, and when used in connection with
Dr.. Hoofsnd's German Bitters, or Tonic,
may be regarded as certain specifics in all
cases OF Liver Complaint Dyspepsia or any
OF the disorders to which the system is ord
insrily subject, The PODOPHY-
LIN Pills act upon the stomach and the
bowels, while the Bitters or Tonic purs.y
the blood.
DIR. HOOFLAED,
having provided internal remedies for dis
eases, has given the world cue mainly for
external application, in the wonderful pre-
aratiou known as
DIR. HOOiand's Greek OIL.
This Oil is q sovereign remedy for pains&
aches Of all kinds. Rheumatism, Neural-
gis, Toothaebs, Chilblains, Sprains and
Burns, Pain in the Back and Loins, Ring
worm, &c, &c, &C., oil yield to its exter-
nsI application. The number Of cures ef-
fected by it is astonishing, and they arc