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The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
SPOON LAKE.
A SINGULAR PHExoMEsoS.


There is fsh mystery 1T Spoon Lake,
pottawatamie county. -Fhe Council
Nonporiei says .....,iG
ave visited Spoon Lake yesterday, and
found all true as reported concerning the
myriads Of fish thrown on The prairie ell
around the lake, and the water is literally
alive with buffalo, perch, and catfish.
They are dying by Thousands and float
ing toward the shore, making . ring Of
dead fish around the lake, and FOR some
distance on dry land. There were over
hundred boys in the water, with clubs,
hooks, AMI nets, killing AID hauling in
fish, and express wagons carrying loads to
railroads TO towns along the lines, while
Others were carrying loads 70 their homes
in different parts ofthe city. There were
two express wagons from Omaha there
yesterday afternoon, and they left with
heavy loads. Some Of tho fish ars
three feet long, and weigh from IL 10 "A
pounds. Catfish and buffalo srethe prin-
cipal species. They keep sticking their
heads out of water and opening their
mouths as IL they wanted air. They can
be seen living in schoals close 10 land,
and great many Of them appear languid
or seemingly exhausted, and can be sctu-
oily caught by hand. We saw boy
about IL years old UP TO his knees in water.
and throwing out fish on the bank with
a piece Of board, most OF them from one
or two pounds in weight In lsas than
20 minutes he had more than he could
carry home. This has bean the case
since the food subsidized sufficient 10 wade
through the low place in the bottom,
but more especially in the vicinity
Of Spoon lake
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
hOOPLAND's GERMAN TONIC

d compounded for those not inclined to ex.
me blttsrs, end In intended for use In cases
| en- some alcohole stimulant Is re9ulrsd In con.
ttion With the Tonic properties Of the Bi;ters.
ch bottle of .use Topic coptsins one bottle q
J Bltters, combined with pnre SANTA CRUZ
n, and favored In such . manner that the ex-
me bitterness OF the Bitters ~ overcome,
ming . preparation .htshly agreeable and
(asAnt 70 tbs palate, asd eantsining the ned,c.
n virtues Of the Bltters. The price Of the
mic 10 81 50 per bottle, which many pevsons
ok toe high. fhey must take into consider.
on that tns stimulsnt used h. g,isranis cd 70 be
pure quality. A poor article could be fur
b . little nose ADD have . good article A
BdicinAl preparation should contain none bu,
bssl ingredients; and they who expect 70 Oh
. cheap com pound. and he benefited by Vt,
] most certainly be cheated.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
SPECIAL NOTICES.
BAToHEyApRs n AIs DYE.

This superb Hair Dye Is the BEST ~ IRE WaaLD
Perfectly Harmless, Reliable and Instha teous.
No disappointment. No Ridiculous Tins or Us-
pleasant odor. The genuine W. A. Bachelors
Asjr Dye produces IMMEDIATELY Q splendid
Blst or nstura Brown. Does not siam the
skip, but leaves the Hair Clean, soft and Beauti-
ful. The only safe and Perfect Dye.
Sold by all druggists. Faatory 10 Bond Street,
New Yort. ~ Ianyf4deodAwly
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
DR.. RICHAU'S
GOLDEN REMEDIES.


Use these only. and save time. health and
money. 1000 reward for any case Of disease, in
any stage v hch they fail TO cure.
DIR. RICHAU'S DOLDEN BALSAM,
Nos. and 2, arc .he greatest alternatives known.
DIR. RICH AUS GOLDEN ELIXIR DAMOUR
is the greatest tonic and astringent in the medi.
cal list.
DIR. RIcHAUs GOLDEN ANTIDOTE
is the only reliable dlura,ic.
These remedies are not advertised to cure all
complaints. and benefit none but are guaranteed
TO effect radical and speedd cme in all cases for
which they are recommended, when all other
treatment has failed. Tens Of thousands yearly
recover by their use, who have lost all hope, and
been pronoun as incurable by the best OF our
medical faculty. ...
DIR. RICHAU'S GOLDEN BALSAM
No. I, cures ulcers, liberated sore throat and
| mouth, sore eyes, cutaneous eruptions. copper
colored blotches. soreness OF the scalp, scrofula
l etc. II is the greatest renevator. Alternative and
| blood purifier known removes all mercury from
| the system, and leaves the blood pure and
| healthy.
DR.. RICHAUS GOLDEN BAI.sAM,
| No. g. cures mercural affections, rheumatism In
all its forms, and gives immediate rellefin all
cases.
DIR. RICHAUs GOLDEN ANTIDoTE,
l Price, 81 per bottfe.
| DIR. RICHAU's GOLDEN ELIXIR D'AMOUR,
radical cure for nervous or general debility, In
old or young, imparting energy with wonaenui
effect
Price 50 per bottle, or two for %.
On receipt OF price, these remedies Will % snip,
ped to any place. Prompt attention paid TO AL
espondents. None genuine without the name
OF "DR. RICHAU'S GOLDEN REMEDIES, ID. b:
RICHARDS, sole proprietor" blown in glass OF
bottles.
Circulars sent. Trade supplied - liberal dis
count. - 49,
Address, DR.. D. B. Richards, 22s Varick-st'' MI
OISend money by express or order goods
through your Druggist, and you will meet with
inooss jel7daw
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
GERMAN BITTERs
Bi0ers rithom Atcohoi or Spirits OF
any kind.

different from cit others. II Is compo.ed Of
the pure Jsices, or VITAL Principle OF Roots,
|ri 3 and Banks, Tor, a. incidentally termed, Ex.
|cts,) the worthless or inert portions Of the In.
edients not being used. Therefore, In one bot.
0f this BittefS there II contained rs much
F,licinsi virsue - WI be found In several gal:
ls OF ordinary mixtures. The roots, etc.. used
this Bittsrs are groNn in Germany, their vital
|n,i ples extracted In that country by n scien-
y Chemist, and forwarded to the mandatory
khis city. where they Arc compounded and bot
H. Containing 10 spsr.tuous ingredients, this
tiers 10 free from the QUESTIONS urged against
others. No desire for stirnulsnis can he in.
|psd from their useI they cannot make drunk.
IA. And cannot nsder any circumstances have
but beneficial effect.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
RM YsICIAUO.
a. WADGYMAR, NJ. D.,

PHYSICIAN. Surgeon and Accoahsur, formerly
l. OF Anna, ONION county, Illinois, has per,
avenue, between Eighth aud Ninth streets West
side. marty
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11

Z. w. DUNNING, NJ. ID.
ID ESIDENCE-cornerNl Ninth aud Walnut SITS,
lVOfice--oofner Sixth street and ONO levee.
Office hOurs-frou, Am. TO ~ IN, and pm
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
FITZGERALD'S
JOHN HYLAND'S SALOON,
Corner Tenth street and Commercial
Avenue.

- Hsvanss aiwhys on hand. Those desiring de-
sGhuui beysrases should not fai 70 eslI and envoy
them. All their wants sill be attend TO in . men-
ner TINT will warrant . return. An his liquors.,
wines and cigars have been sslrted with great
ere and critical taste.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
CONSUMPTION. p
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE
BY DIR. J. II. SCHENCK, M. y

ns Ia Ct S:s H:s
.ps as sss 2 a :Sd: rs
sssplsE Re Ssss%ls's sisnbsr into vhAah had
DR. JOSEPH n. sCHRNCK's SIMPLE
ia. Tia TREATMENT, 10 ~
.ns *; sS q q: Il ss.: ~
hssSs ssn STs csis VA "a
W. st 's:J tScs sSI ssSs ' i
uS 10 .h; 10 q: s:.h q. s:d q
Representations thas y not thousand unes enb-
sS s rsf s, -fS s ssssn.s . 1sds r.:
10 ~ simple ~ II 10 unfainng Iss b2iGsS5pSy re-
aurss no argument. tis sell, assuring. sslf.con-
Te se-veed Tonic and Mandrake Pills ere The
MALAY . ssss cs q Ss g 'S S
sS's ,sI &c
ssS 4ss, ss e e eSorDs se sSs
q. :'s: 81 H. s' s;s e: :. is Z: as::.
CONSUMPTION.
,us Az e. Ss e S.
wopeytes Of csiomsl. but, snl.ke esiosd. they
"LEAvE no s1lHG DIHIND."
sc . s:as9gs.:s z. "a s x:
Ssn i sss I:ssa TSs h. \,
Sss e es ~ ss e e ssssss .aH :s'
A SUPPLY OF GOOD BLOOD.
p T 1Ss Il ss s o ssf
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The cure y ssso 70 6s q band; Thee ~ moro
sass.ncs: 20 exscefosuon OK tho ssomAcn. An
NOV cons: sss s.s..e:. Blood Pu,,ss. ever ,s.
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\ the rSs,sS o iS,sn: ~ ssa q:
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GIVEN UP AS LOST.
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7 he ssd p e
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~ isssasS 4 so sns n q ~:
SSaf u ssd SSs.sea sSs
pss ,s Ss & g .Ai ne e Ss ne %af
SSuld feel them Penetrate my whole system;
Hn sp the H.a IL a1S
I3y %os.fI e ,Sy Iosni 2, fSs sonE tns;
ss :.n ss' 81 :sasss I'd
ri. K. Ss;: sss s:I
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jSyed upAntefrupssd hssltA.r
g .na 81 e.
81. }. II. sohencs. Jr.; still 2ontlnue 70 zee Pc.
4 Ss' s sss sS Z sSs Sa:a
az ms III e shanea " we
Jsrss, shd patients can readily learn whether
sSssSs y fd ~; taxing tn. medicine. arc
e sso Nature g s 40 &c
iSSi s S arc @ 80 s1ien Ia Increased doses; The
he Ample "fse ~ s'
i1sm .ytlsC 'cyssly Appetite. OF returning
health. hunger 10 the most welcome symptom
When it comes, ~ 70 WIN come. let The despair.
ing NJ onee DO Of GOOD cheer. Good blood e once
s :sas s I'D. &c q Sc. ;s ss4ss
~ sGSs nSsss :ss cos..an.ly hsp. in
TENS OF Thousands OF families. As . lsLstiye or
3 parse,tyssShe AsldFskS Piis are aslsnAard pre-,
y M . sSs rn'%ss'G sysSSa i p.c
Ptflacteric against consumption tn any OF It's
f7co Of tho Pulmonle Syrup and sea-Heed
d, Tome, u u bo&te, or t1So half oosgn. Man
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11

At Is q reliable Family Medicine, and can b
AIKEN by either infant or aG ut with the same beeL
fetal results. IL Is acertain, prompt and speedy
emedy for diarrhea, dysentery, bowels comptied
stomach, headache, etc. For chills and fever OF
all kinds, it is far better and safer than quin,IS
elthout any OF lis pernicions effects. 1t effect
and will eounteract the effects ofliquor In ar "
minutes. As indisputable evidence Gifts m
cal properties, we append . few ofthe many
tidcates in our possession; .t
Tenn.
JAco. scHsHss, Esq.-Dear er, nave used IN
Bltters have Obtained from you, and find them
10 be oil they are recommended TO be. found
one bottle 20 afford me considerable relief. teel
AZ though cannot do very we'll without them, IN
nay present state Of health.
ID. MENIGE, 1888 South 9th st., Phiia.
Pastor Baptist Passyunk Church,
Sold BY Y. Allen, ~ Nam street Dubuque
ocuQ1ly
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
FOR SALE
$1,000 - :

The Illinois Central Raj Road Company new
offer for sale the following desc ribed lois 10 FIRST
Addition 70 the City Of CAIRO, viz;
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11
EIOOFLAND'S
GERMAN BITTERS;
. ERM AN TON &c;
hollands PoDOPnYLLIN PILL
WILL CURE YoU.
rhey are the Greatest BLOOD Purin.
ers known

the medical world. and will eradicate diseases
arising from impure blood, Debility Of the
digestive Organs, or Diseased Liver,
IN d shorter time than any
other known rem
edles.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11

rhe Whole Supreme Court Of Pennsylvania
leak for these remedies. Who would ash for
pre- dignihed and stronger testimony
bp, George W. Woodward, formerly Lhiei Jus.
ice OF the sslpIeme Court Of Pennsylvania, st
present Inea6er OF Congress from fennsylsa'
Philadelphia, March 10, Iss1.
| md Boohand's ISerman Bitters 10 good tonic,
Seful in diseases Of the digestive organs, and Of
| eat beneht In cases OF debility and want OF
GEORGE W. WOODWARD.
pm. James Thompson. Chief Justice Of the sa-
Preme Court Of Pennsylvnnis; ,-
Philadelphia, April q, 1901.
l consider Hooasnd's German Buffers yalua.
MEDICINE in cases OF attacks of indigestion or
dyspepsia. I can certify this from my expert
zee OF it. Yours, with respect; r,,ovn,ox
on. George sharswood, Justice OF the Supreme
Court Of PennsyivsniA; ,.o
I have found by experience that Hoonand's
ermAn Bitters 10 o very good tonic, relieving
sEeptlc symptoms almost directly.
| GEORGE sHARswooD.
on. VIM. y. Rogers, Mayor OF the City OF Buff
Mayors Office, Buffalo. June II, isSs.
1 nave used Hooaand's German Bitlers and
commend CON :. nd shsm q an Excellent tonic, impar,.
g tone and ygor 70 the system. Their use has
Sen productive Of decidedly beneficial nn ehsGts'
ON. James NJ. Wood. ex-Maysr OF willamsPort
Pa:
/ takr great pleasure in recommending IIoof.
Ind q German Tonic 70 any one who may be at
eted with Dyspepsia.h ! hsd the Dyspepsia so
IDLY 4. WAS 'mHesslbls 70 Keep any 1000 on ny
J wMK iAif mile. Two bottles Of Tonic ef.
keted perfect eune. JAMES NJ. WOOD.
RsnnaHnhef that Hoohands German Bitters,
nd HoddAnd's German Tonic, VIII cure every
DAlu.- .bN -..
MARAsMUs, OR WASTING AWAY OF THE
BODY.
Bsssemher that Hoonand's German RENE
hes ASe the medicines you require TO purfy the
Hood, excite the torpid Liver to healthy action,
nd to enable you to pass safely through any
srdships snd exposure.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21

REMNANTs-.BY JOSH Billings. Ono
CRATE reason viii "Jordan IL SIGH ruff road
tew travel" IL bekause almost every boldly
works inside of their own lot, and let's the
turnpike take care oy itself.
Every man makes his own pedigree, aud
the best pedigree is clean conscience.
Virtew in poor man liz looked upon az
a Jewel in a toads noze.
The man who IL tyrant in hiz house
hold is and abjekt cuss amung biz equals.
Virtew IL like strength, no man kan tell
how mulch he haz got ov it till he Gums
akrost sumthing be liant lift.
1 have cum few the CONCLUSION that what
every boldly praises wants clps watching.
There is nothing the wurld will pay SO
mulch for rs fqst rate nonsense, and thare
iz nothing in the market so scase.
Thare is many folks who are like mules,
the only way tew their aAeckshuns is thru
the kindness oy a klqb.
Ihare amt but phew people who know
how to Civ gifts, and the number who kno
how teW receive them is less. e
skorn not the day on little things, fol-
thare is no man in this world so great but
what sum ono kan do him favur, or an
injury.
Thar is one witness that never is guilty
ov perjury, and that is the conscience.
Thare is SIGH thing as being alwus toe
quick--I am one ov that Kind myself, al
wus miss rale rode trane bi being thare q
a half an our tew sewn,
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21
Female Society.

What is it that makes all those men who
associate habitually with, women superior to
others whe do not? What makes that wo-
man who is accustomed to, and at ease in.
the society of men, superior to her sex in
general Solely because they are in the
habit Of free, graceful, continued converse
ton with the other sex. Women in this
way lose their frivolity, their faculties
awaken, their delicacies and peculiarities
unfold all their beauty and captivaton in
the spirit Of intellectual rivalry And the
men lose their pedantic, rude, declamatory,
or sullen manner. The coin of the under
standing and the heart changes continually
Their asperities are rubbed off, their better
materials polished and frightened, and their
richness, like the gold, is wrought into finer
workmanship by the fingers of women that
it ever could be by those of men. The iron
and steel Of their characters are hidden,
like the armor of giant, by studs and
knots of gold and precious stones, when
they are not wanted in actual warfare.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21
The Way she Cured Him.

''What brings you here, Mary p said
Trusdall to his wife, as she entered the Ii
quor store.
cit is very lonesome at home, and your
business seldom allows you to be there,
replied the meek but resolute wife. "To
me there is no company like yours, and
as you cannot come home to me, come
here to you I have right to share your
pleasure as well as your SORROWS"
but to come to such place as this p
expostulated Tom.
No place can be improper where my hus-
band u.s." said poor Mary. "Whom God
has joined together, let no man put asun-
der"
ssSurely you are not going to drink that
stuff" cried Tom, as she was taking up the
glass of liquor.
.sWhy not You say that you drink to
forget sorrow, and | have sorrow to for
get"
"Woman Woman you are not going
to give that stuff to the children p cried
Tom, as she was passing the glass of liquor
to them.
"Why not, can children have better ex-
ample set them than their fathers ? Is not
what is good for him good for them also
1t will put them to sleep and they will for
get that they are cold and hungry. Drink
see how much good it does you father"
With much reluctance. Mary suffered
her husband to lead her home, and that
night he prayed long and earnestly that God
would help him to break off an evil habit,
and keep new formed but firm resolution.
His reformation was thorough. Mrs.
Trusdall is now one of the happiest of wo-
men,, and remembers with a melancholy
pleasure her first and last visit to the dram
shop.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21

"You like, Mary. Is there no othe
word for my tears, Mary-darling-I dom
dare to ask if you love me?
Through the din Of harp and violin
sounding born, the music Of his words
reaching her ear-through the silver throt
of waltz music her answer came to him.
80, Talbot! thought l. had hidden il
in-my own heart"
And their eyes met-and they knew that
hereafter they should be all the world to
each other.
"To think that our Mary should engage
herself to common clerk" said Cecile,
ready to cry with indignation, day or so
subsequently. a-e
"My dear, I haven't the least idea what
you mean, said honest Mrs. Emmons.
"Isn't she engaged to Talbot st. John p
'fYes, but he is"
HHe is the Oldest son of the st. Johns OF
c., Virginia. Have you heard of the
great coal mines on the St. Johns estate ?
an income of ten thousand year at the
very least !"
''Mrs Emmons, you are mistaken.
'sNo, I am not, my dear. His mother
was my schoolmate. and have known Tai
bot from child Your cousin is in rare
luck, for Talbot, is one in thousand"
Then Cecile Horner, in a maze OF doubt
aud perplexity, told of the adventure in the
'..Cheap Trimming Store" Mrs. Emmons
burst out laughing.
Z IL can tell you all about that" she said,
merrily. ''I'm in Talbops confidence"
!. And she told the story of how poor
Grant Wyman had an invigorating drive in
Central Park, on the January day, and how
the heir of the st. John had oficiated in his
stead. 9
The moment she had gone, Cecile went
straight up stairs and gave Mary kiss.
w"You're dear little sensible thing" she
said, ''and I'm glad you've chosen such
husband p
Nevertheless there was secret, undefn-
ed bitterness in Cecile's heart to think that
the rich prize had fallen 10 her little cous-
ms lot And Cecile knew it had been her
own fault
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21

WoMANLY WISDOM Among the numer.
Gus tales of Alexander the Great, recorded
in the Taimud, there is one of particular
charm. Alexander, on his eastward march,
came to city inhabited by women exclu-
sively. Preparing to attack the city, he
was met by a depution of women, who
argued thus: If you kill us, it will be said
he killed women ; if we kill thee, it will
be said this was the king killed by women"
Alexander desisted, and asked bread of
them. The women brought him lump of
gold in the shape of loaf bread, placed up
on gold table. "Who will eat gold bread!'
Alexander exclaimed eff thou only wish
ed for ordinary bread, thou might have
found plenty of it in thy own country" the
women argued "since thou has gone away
50 far from thy nome, we thought thou must
have golden bread to satisfy thy appetite :"
Alexander wrote On the gate of the city,
81, Alexander. the Macedonian, was fool
ish, until the women of this city gave me in
telligent advice"
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21
They Say.

"They Say" is nuisance He is forev.
er making mischief. Forever poking his
nose into somebody's business. Forever
villifying somebody's character. Forever
doing something mean. We suspect "They
Say" has ruined about as many peonle az
whisky and the faro bank. -
"Thay say'' is snake in the grass.
Protesting the warmest friendship to your
face he vilely traduces you behind your back
mot in the first person singular, be it re.
member, for he is too crafty for that, but
he retails, with Aminidab Sleek-like sorrow,
what other people say Of you--in short
what "They Say"
"They Say" is a humbug. Tear of the
hypocriticat mask he wears and you shall
see, very often, baseness and knavery of the
BLACKLIST kind. Sometimes, we admit
"They Say" is weak minded, and ISLANDERS
people more through ignorance and thought
lessness than wish to destroy their good
name, but he is none the less nuisance 70,
thai, and God help his victims in eithe,
case
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1871-07-21

In New Jersey town, number of poll
ticians, all OF whom were seeking office un-
der the Government, were seated under a
tavern porch, when an old topper named
Joel D., person who was very loquacious
when corned, but exactly the opposite when
sober, said that he would tell them story
They told him to ''fre away" whereupon
he spoke as follows:
A certain king-,I don't reeollect his
namc-had a philosopher upon whose judg-
ment he always depended. Now It happen
ed that one day the king took it into his
head to go ilunting, and summoning his no.
bles and making the necessary preparations,
he summoned the philosopher and asked
him if it would rain. The philosopher told
him that it would not, and they started
While journeying along they met country
man mounted on jackass.
lie advised them to return, ''for," said
he, it will certainly rain" They smiled con-
temptuously upon him, and then passed on.
Before they had gone many miles, however,
they had reason to regret not having taken
the rustics advice, as a shower coming up
drenehed them to the skin. When they
had returned to the palace, the king repri-
maaded the philosopher severely.
'[ met countryman," said he, 'and he
knows a great deal more than you. He
told me it would rain, whereas you told me
it would not"
The King then gave him his walking pa
pers, and sent for the countrymen, who
soon made his appearance.
''Tell me" said the King, show you knew
it would rain"
81 didn't know" said the rustic, "my
jackass told me 500
"And how, pray, did he tell you?' ask
ed the King
"By pricking up his ears, your Majesty"
said the rustic.
The King sent the countryman away,
and procuring the jackass of him, he placed
him (the jackass) in the Office the philoso
pher filled.
''And here" observed Jack, looking
very wise, sis where the King made great |
mistake"
elbow so p inquired the auditors.
"Why, ever since that time" said Jack,
with grin on his phiz, ''every jackass
wants office"