The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1871-01-25
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a fine cont may cover afool, but never
conccals 'onc. ezgA
People who advertise only once in three
months forget that most folks can / rcmeln-
Der anything longer than about seven days.
A little girb.S sent iouttahant cg,is came
back uhsucce~fully, canplaising that ..lots
ofhepswercs standing round doing nothiaC.f'
AKnoxyille edipr Ids put the editorial
pastepot to new use. III, put htft With
it the eye Of an asstilaht who undertook to
warm die editorial jacket. 'l'si. s
IA chinannan who had lis nos, cit Off
during a little alteration in San Franciseo.
had il carefully picked and sent back home
20 wis friends one Of the American
CAS'T BEAR THEN--"I never could
bear chiltrea, said a. crusty old maid 4,
lIrs, Partingtoh. y. Perhaps. If YOU could
You would Ike them better. mildly re-
piled the oldllady.
A.westsFn paper noticed the opening Of
nsw whiskey Store, aud the. next day
apologised fbrthe brcyity of It's local ell
nmns, because j the reporter was i'll.
lie had assisted at the opening.
A charming young lady Of Council
Bluffs surprised her mother. Oh .returnin1
from dance, By saying that she enjoyed
the I. higgins set to music amazingly. n
She referred 10 waltzing
In Crawford county. Iowa, they HAYES
new kind d man and wife trouble. a
Mrs. Hunter has sued Sarah Moran for
$50 for seducing her husband. Sarah
is said 10 be worth several times that.
| Isise hdsissd one thihe. that the most
yirtcwons and dislreot FOLKS we hay amoupg
us are thase VIM hare eitherDo paslinns IL
tall, crvery tame ones; il i great deal
easier tsw be good dove than decent
serpent. th
AZ wedding. recently when, tic Offisi-
ntine priest asked the LADY. s"wilt Thea
have. this man to be thy welded husband -
She dropped the PROTEST cur,esy, and.
with iilodcsty which lcnt beauty anaddi-
tional grace, replied, "If you please
4 young lady at western Temperance
meeting said: Bretbfen and, sister. cider
is a necessity y me, and ! must have il.
II isdecided that We arc not to drink cider.
TslEli cat apples and get spnic ybatg mn
to squce~ gpc, for Ieanaot..isc without the
juice Of the apple. aa
~ Theilife az al editor i not always free
froaI care. They have to Stand this, VI
in Newman, Ga. Como aud look, mo-
Their" said a IittIebos. There goes an
clitor." my son, you should not max,
sport OF that poor man; you cannot tell Z
what extrcn1fy you may come"
The San. Aasonio postmaster received !
letter latdsx Fosmy Nanny" Il wa
not deliyossd It'll. some weeks after.
small. ioshing old woman appeared
At Tie post Office window. saying. :" Mister
hatS Won ref soy letter tllere from NJ,
JJhnny? whds IL bit tie inlrk ,at once
i"Pefsyaal', IA Kew ypfk daily
wssx 40. stated that IF join Smith
fsFn.efiy n Philadelphia. viii call at No
-sssnk street, be viii hear sohe.hin
"a his advantage. /. John called. Tier
was aibat 250 Of liiinl aAd be has bee
calling at the rite Of "a per day ever sine
the !. personal ,. appeared. -
Tic fcli6sing liues are mpposyd 10 hay
ptesIi written byan slitsr ~bo' wSs insan,
for &C rtaihiS no. sann man could drcai
pptting II Imprrseglkle, :; .s,,o0
AroIhal ADRIAN u Abihsxnikhil q NJ
bnn l ss1ssESsi1 e.|a Xxx slSs. ".
sfflQ5l Odsne uIssnd pdh ifs bHllsgIf1
10 f5ael yoreaio tool, " ,hgpesiy,, ese
80 I. AID smIlee Nyeft folllid each eye,
HFs Hlth4yshwftsl ostf fielstmpGl1
nolgibrhy ysNsdaifiiQwfs batter, high
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES OK FgEGoAT.-
.sAikoatistrmger thane pig. anil Civ
ondlk1 diaittQks 81 ygg--so does, the do
vtdrAsbntagpat has, fogr legs My go
.Fimltcd JespcaT lIinghaet u. ~ bad plac
-,snd liiils calf weuldll.t 10, $50 A b,
hwithoat A father IA an orplian., and if
fai,it got 90 mother be u two orphan
sA,rlsc goat don't give 40 much milk y co.
but.nore tl.aIl an Ok. 7 saw Oh Ok att Il
da{ witli 3 cifd tied 70 hisrleft ca
asa wSwaIA ID o1A fsmily sicl.Sie Mot
ipick geese n TIE sumner, add the 81
eats efaS ahd sti6ipS oue anboA Soi
f5iks don't like eeats but asfofh dc. q
me 4 mule wilma paint brush tsil. 7
4oat IA useEuf animal, but dom { tsmoll
sweet as tice bears oil for the phair. Il
.ad too inucIihsir n wonldu wear awig,
oiold Capt. Peters docs, will selimy g
for 50. and 20 to the cifcps toscs The
,replAal, which u tl9cf0 than, Eye goa
= Father Il coming home tomorrow, and
baby has got tie Group bad.