Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1871-06-14

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ways people willing to impose the laws OF
their own being upon the rest Of US, who
are too indolent and unobserving to make
our own laws All quack and patent
medicine venders act upon this knowledge;
and we never can be enough grateful for
their remedies, which relieve US of all in
dlvidual responsibility, while they purify
the blood
+ l am sometimes lost in delight as L read
the confident and generous directions of
some man who has solved the problem Of
. correct living, and giving his gospel to
the world. How much better than any
millennium will that be when we conform
all our vile bodies to his body; what
sweet uniformity when we eat and drink
aud sleep and dress and exercise exactly
as he has found it best for him. The
process of natural selection has been
carried quite far enough. Let Us be of
one mind and one diet ; bran of one bran,
/ flesh Of one flesh We shall all 20 to bt d
at one hour, and that right early-except
the editors of morning journals, who will
+ have dispehsation to die early. We
+ shall all rise, like a bed Of crocuses in
spring at very early hour, and all
together. Sickness will not excuse US, for
/ there will be no excuse for sickness. At
the same moment we shall all be engaged
/ IN taking an air bath, plunge bath, dry
rub ; and then dressing according TO .
tabular set of figures, furnished by the
central authority, showing the proper
weight of each garment according to the
temperature indicated by the thermometer,
+ A. 4 IL ~.
minutes We shall all saw wood for half
an hour, if We have no lifting machine, and
then sit down to break fast, to consist of
half pint of filtered water, Cfree of all
animal substauccsl and two quarters of
dried apple, or any other fruit in season,
to be eaten with the utmost chceriulness,
and even with a little moderate hiari-
ty. \ dried apple without hilarity is
to be avoided. After breakfast, we are
TO 20 To our various occupations with a
clear mind and an elastic frame. BY II
we shall. be quite ready for dinner. THIS
meal is to be varied every day in the week
-di1erent kinds Of bran bread, different
kinds OF cracked wheat, different kinds of
dried apples, and other sorts of fruit that
DO not contain certain kind of acid which
Is hostile to the standard stomach of the
retormer whom we follow, to be eaten
with a great deal of merriment (no matter
who has gone into bankruptcyl.to be eaten
in large quantities In fact. we are TO eat
all we want at this king meal, with one
restriction. We are TO leave off hungry
and exceedingly hilarious. The dinner Is
not to cost over eight cents: except YOU
dine with Il friend, and he pays the bin.
ia which ease you may take sugar on your
fruit. After dinner you may take a siesta
of twenty minutes and nap in your chair
but do not lie down; and sleep with your
mouth shut In lv time. for animal food Is
absolutely prohibited. These directions
may seem unimportaut; but nsthinc is
trivial 20 an immortal man, as you will
feel when you 20 TO your business with a
>prin-iuy step. d sparkling eye glowing
cheeks, ire iu every limb. exultant blood
in every mucIe and Consciousness that
you have no butchers bill. no grocer's bill.
or mi. smau's, that you owe no man a dol
lar, and can keep all the commandments
just as easy as you can wink. As you
walk along the street, you occasionally
Jump into the air four or i've feet, or leap
.>'-ar the boundary fence aad back, and
iau5A a.oui. At supper 1t Is best Tor you
90 e'' i1''.'D5 eA''i' - - o's' cheerful
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ee'. H." y s, wv - 'u''iN ~ 'oou,
Will induce excessive laughter; for this is
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