Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-01-04
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baltimore LOCK HOSPITAL.
DIR. JOHNSTON,


Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant ana
Etiectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder. lnvolun-
tary Discharges, Impoteney, General Debility
Nervousness, Dyspdpeia, Languor, Low Spirits
Confusion Of Ideas, Pslpitation Of the Heart
Timdty, Trembling; Dimness of %g Sight % or G'd.
Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs Stomach
or Bowels those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits Of Youth-secret and SOL
itary practices more fatal To their victims than
the songs of the SyrcnS to the Mariners ot ulyi-
ses, blghting their most brilliant hopes or an
tcipations, &c.
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the Victims of
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untilnely
grave thousands of young men OF the most eI-
alted talents and brilliant intellect, who might
otherwise have cntINnccd listening SenateS with
the thunders of coquencc, or walked to extary
the living Tyre may call with lull commence
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplate
ing marriage aware Of Physical MeakHesS
(Loss of PrOcreativc Power--lmpotrncy,l Ner-
vous Excitability, Palpitation, Organic W eak-
ness Nervous Debility, any other Disquali-
ticaton, speedily relieved.
He who places himself under the care of DR.. }.
may rcligiOusly contidc i'll his honor RS Il gentle
man, and confidently rely upon his skill II
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored,
This distressing Atcction-which renders life
miserable and marriage impossible-is the
penalty paid by the victims of improper lndulg.
encies. Young persons are too apt to commit
excesses from not being aware Of the dreadful
consequences that may enSuc. Now VINO that
understands the subject will pretend to deny thHt
the natural powers are lost sooner by those iall.
inc into improper habits than by the prudent!
Besides being deprived of the pleasure OF healthy
offspring, the most serious and destructiV" symp-
toms Of both body and mind ar,se' Inc S{srtn
Functions weakened. I.osso Provocative Power,
Nervous Irritability, Dyspepsia Palpitation OF
the Heart Indigestion, Constitutional Debility
and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption.
Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hours! No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trhng Pretenders
and their Deadly Poison should apply lmmedi-
ately. ------.-e1-
Member of the Royal Collegeof Surgery of Lon
dom Graduate of one Of the most eminent Col
leges in the United States, and the greater part
of whose life has been spent in the hospitals OF
London, Paris Phiadelphia and elsewhere, has
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
were ever known; many troubled with ring!ngin
the head and ears when asleep, great nervousness,
being alarmed ut sudden sounds bashtulness,
with frequent blushing, attended sometimes with
arrangement of mind were cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DIR. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
| habits which ruin both body and mind, uniting
them for either business, study, society or mar
These are some of the sad and melancholy ei-
fects produced by the early habits of YOUTH viz:
Weakness Of the Back and Limbs, Pains IN tn"
Head, Dimness Of Sight, Loss of Muscular Power,
Palpitation Of the Heart Dyspepsia Nervous
Irritablity, arrangement OF the Digestive Fnnc-
tons, General Debility, Symptoms OF Consump-
ton, &c rbs s..r,n, effect, on the mind
are much to be dreaded Loss of Memory Con-
fusion of Ideas Depression of Spirits, EVIL Fore
bodings, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust Love
of Solitude Tinidity, &c, ARE some ol the evils
produced.
Thousands of persons of Ill ages can now judge
what is the cause of their declining health losing
their yigor becoming weak, pale, nervous and
emaciatcd having singular appearance about
the eyes cough and symptoms OF Consumption
YOUNG MEN
Who hu,s, injured themselves by certain prac-
tice already described, habit frequently learn
ed from evil companions or nt school, the cHect.
of which are nightly frlt even when asleep, ana
if not cured renders marriage impossible, ana
DESTROYS both mind and body should apply I'M
| mediatey
What pity that young man, the nope" "f
his country the pride Of his parents, should ne
snutchcd from all prospects and enjoyment, ol
| life by the consequence oi deViathg rom tn'
ip1r lpjn
habits. Such persons must, before contemplate
ing
MARRIAGE
| Reflect that a sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites TO promote connublal
happiness Indeed without these the journey
through life becomes weary pilgrimage, the
prospect hourly darkens to the view, the nina
becomes shadowed with despair and filled will,
| the melancholy reflection that the happiness OIL
another is blighted with our own.
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent yotary OF
pleasure finds that he has imbIbed the seeds 'l
this painful disease it too often happens that az
ll-tiine sense Of shame or dread nf discovery de-
tors him from applying to those who, rom rdca-
ton and responsibility, can alone betrIend NM
delaying tilt the constitutional symptoms "l TINS
1 hOrrid disease makes their appearance such ~
liberated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal
| pains in the head and limbs, dlmne's OF sight,
| deafness. nodes on the shin bones and arinn,
blotcbes on the head, face and extrerntirs, pro
crossing with frighttul rapidly, till ut last the
eealatc of the mouth or the bones Of the
nose fall in and the victim of this awful disease
| Jootb nrts q ncriod to hi, dreadful suffering, by
sending him to that undiscovered country from
whence no traveller returns. n,r
| Itis melancholy ftrt that thousands PIE
victims to this terrible discasc through nIng .nl!
into the hands Of ignorant or ursk,li.i i nIIv nL
Poison, Mercury, &c, destroy the constitution;
and incapable Of curing, keep the UNHAPPY sut.
injurious compounds, and instead Gf oTmg re-
stored to renewal Of Life, Figoramd iiappiheaf,
;n dosna;r leave him with ruined Health I" sigh
over his CALLING disappointment,
Il I'D JOHNSTON