The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1871-01-08
Maming Star and Catholie Messenger.
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.sst o e snIS;arsS When it's an advance.
whow the frat post-boy9 Cadmus' gar
"a carried letters from PhGnlcia 10 0Ao and
uI.u, On the trail Of deer," as gen lool
, en =. w., ha trod on q lady's dress stol
! n,.,,rt;no subiect for animal pai.nCea.s ~,
kldcg trying to ihitate the oark =, if :
EWhy is aaprosy, long windeo . nr,s hore. mu
k oil-weliN Because he's pfe0,o thu
What's the use Of mans w .a;a an idle I'M
Saelf to death to get hvine '- - IA
1lellsw. o,a aoe =.
DseSolS s"S so,a one cheats him with d sA
pair Of tough chickens. ~ r.
~ aantist adyertises that he will !. sPa.e -
8 - psinsn to render his operations 60"
! satisfactory. heir Fl
L N.var sav ssdia.n unless you are ha, Il
dfeater, and have an lnVen :!
& away with gray hairs. lion. !
oliver Wendell Holmes calls Kiss aIso
n SIus OCnsonant. He should nave ""
n thsk Is usually follows a-vowA'
xmaoer has this advertisement. i,o+ mil.
1 & a;stere want washing" we lear 'n ,~Sd;ca-
lions Of brothers are IN the s""o
aT.m Going to tie post-ofice, Bob snai Il
II i .l..ss-a for Won ~ "Well, you may
4 40 q mind to, but don't 'ni"A
= and ne there" ,her.
!, Isarenpeful individual, in the eau nSaa
anco Of his rage at some one ma III do
~ aid MIsll have revenge hon
nlM, .s sa"' tarribie! I'll give his little ooy
Hsaring physician remark that ahs stn a4.
NO. would break the nose, IT, I'VE
claimed, Well, dunno , .noo Of times, and
" blowed my nose nun'ooA
neyer broke it yet"
IN ,;+;ro IL ia presumed from experlen.IIn ~,
NJ VS,k editor says that man, vu J
n -rornipg after he has been druhn otism i
& Es T.els AZ though he had the rneu'"
rvery hair Of his head. 80 ~
go Mrs. Darlington, in iiustraS.o ath ava
go -overb. ga soft answer tnrne. ~. snea
P..' ,sovs that, cit is better " sp. ~
ssaraoorically of q person than W 'o @"
Tine flinging epitaphs at NM
ueart-The best card in the chanSe 90
iSls - Matrimony sometimes over 60 tr;c,
diamonds aud knaves, o':sn shmftiing ms
A& and occasionally treated IN
ri & ner. and then cukaitogethei. AVA,
III a.. them Bibles Z" asked an OLD iaas
kf .,ark in the probate ohce, ps
wv. If Wills aud other bound v% ,l,and
q ssrecords. No, marm, Was
ply, "them are tessameu cernmeut
|aa WIZ. Wnen .f.er his recall, was asked on
.au ;.1oi'home. if he left India o9 asov :.
k@ a ar s.ata Of his health, he replied, ~
z$ said there was someShins
1ehestnn ~ .,>,,.,,t and was
1 Evysn,aMv ling died, it was reporte
& NsI S,.raons of his acquaintance I'd
soIe p;aoned himself, on when h;tse
tt aau surely he must ha'o
ME- own tongue. how to M
fH "sam bo;,ed eggs Z" said Boggss,, % Sn q
49, NO, l uo all you have to 90 Is y
H. .s,e fowl hot water to DRINK anu
80 ",,t ready for eating c.,
49, Tho Presbyterian SYNOD IN 70,
49, - stormy meeting, ia0o ,,S.d !,
ES# after q sunw;no organs to be used II
EM favor on u" One Old Scotch ciergyh ns.
49, Gnu shou,d rather expect Tue Tue If Il
HI Cod in connection Will 'n'
pipe" o.nt,v gave a
"A 500 h,,se. "Do you ike Hoe %
vi at ne. nnna,of her male guests: on
II s gs,e I'd do he is my faVopi' rhsr
i issa uon familiar with his :. 6a aiSva
VA II aear, MOI was the reply
myself hs;ro taken to
M AZ Of his neighbors for ms .f Hpf y
bs's son o,narance movement ~ ,.at IN,
,strs 49, no resided, reported 'n ia ma
wha.t a.iona we're unjust, for ne . n liz
aI;ss 81 90 c,r,ersonal efforts to put w"
r.enst ~ any OF theh' ;,c through o
Q OF III offices, was insu'teu Wy o II
rpprne pun EOS advised to complain W bea
- anu an; Which he did. haSe the
PSI are said he, by some c y,
and vi, n lt;s ,nlace. and come TO aea nc
Ell C9 understand you are 'ho
meta as sa,,stt tells an asecdote, Of a :,
shsT smones of his day, VINO, q
@IFA nstonped one day oe a,'rs
Il, Ho n;tssr. and, bowling low, If =
,rAEkfs Jul Sethroned idol: |,sm, wat.
! s7stE e aEer ret your head aoo NAT t
ever so will remember t1a'
i ss. ca hoRs Si in your adversely"
y ~ ,,o ,rocess of reasoning in Z,
y -: Iee P.u one. "When Nlne'
a curious ud Palmyra is in ruins 8 !;
hA' Pperial Rome has fallen, into dec
,xcbapes peamselves are sinking s hum
$ tnemasr, sighed French t Ice ge
8 won1Iediib black coat shoula 10 y
out ,gn q az Snrtunately for NJ Cn inc nne
. ''' , rors he is known to oe on0
drome t!minded men in par hous
rs TIL Ia astonished the egnses for. the
Her pss wSi by making exc ca;5i pardon
' sSis So e se @es what indeed n :" E.
nd w,seS given sue" not to, apprize him OF
~ hut the truth hao ''
less s;c;an. who is someW