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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

No COMMON VoTE. General -, d
Nebrasks, large, jolly sort Of fellow was
q successful candidate for the Legislature
sotthe Stsse. After the election, be took
. trip.'o Omaha, 70 have good time, and
receive .hs.coagratulaions Of bis friends,
one ofvhom said to hin
"Well; General, how da you run down
there?"
"0h,' replied the warrior, Y just en-.
tirely scooped 'em; routed 'em, hsrse, foo,
and Dragons.
"How did the vote stand?"
!, "Well," replied the General" ut ws
none Of your darued unanimous things; ]
only got one majority"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

CHEAP ADVERTISEMENTS will insert
| J an advertisement in Eisht Hundred
American Newspapers for Six Dollars per
line per week One line o,e week will cost
six dollars, Two lines one week will cost
twelve dollars. aud Ten line will cost sixty
dollars Send for printed list. Address
GEO P HOWELL 4 10" Advertising Agents
Al Park Row, New York
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
MI
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
CONCENTRATED
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
THE GREAT DIURETIC.

has cured every case Of Diabetes in which II
has been given Irritation of the Neck Of the
Bladder, and Inflammation Of the Kidneys aud
Bladder, Retention of Urine. Diseases Of the
Prostate Gland, Stone in the Bladder. Calcu
lus. Gravel. Brick Dust Deposit, and Macus or
Milky Discharges, and for enfreb'ed and deli
cate constitutions, Of both sexes. attended with
the following symptoms; lndi.po,'tisn to TX
prtion. Loss Of Power, Loss Of Memory Din
tuty Of Breathing, Weak Nerves, Trembling:
Horror Of Disease, Wakefalness, Dimness II
Vision. Pain in the Back, Hot Hands. Flush
ing Of the Rody, Dryness Of the Skin. Eruption,
on the Face, Pallid Counienance, Universal
Lassitnde Of the Muscular System, de- :.
Used by persons from the ages Of Is TO %
and from IS to SIS, or in the decline or change
Of lie. after Confinement, or Labor faias; Bed
WetEpy in children
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

The latest rocipefor making Ice Cream
which vepublish for the benefit Of our
readers without comments this; "Pick
GU. The prottiest girl you can sec, stir her
gently in the corner and ask her to give
you q kiss. You will then have nice
scream"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

How Soon WE FoRuEr. "A leaf torn
from the tree BY rugged gale, and born
away to some desert spot to perish. Who
misses It from its fellows? Who is sad
that Il is gone? THUS II is with human
'l;fo
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

1t is an affecting sight to behold at a
wedding tho sorrow.stricken air Of the pa
rcut as ho gives the bride away when
you know that for tho last ten years he has
been trying to Get her of his hands.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

In indianapolis charming lady physi.
clan was called TO administer TO gentle
man down with's fever. "You need good
nursing" said tho lady Nurse mo for
life" replied tho patient. II will" was
the soft answer.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

lie took her fancy when he come; he
took her hand, DO took a kiss; be took no
notice Of the shame that glowed her happy
cheek at this. He took to coming after
Moons, be took an oath he'd ne'er deceive;
be took her fathers silver spoons, and af.
ter that 10 took his leave. -Erchangc.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A Minister at Cory, N. Y, married a
couple lately. When no made the usual
proclamation concerning impediments the
blushiug bride replied: go ahead, stran.
Ger; Tn oil right" He went ahead.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A newly married man complains Of the
high price Of "ducks.' He says bis wife
recently paid for three Of tbem-a duck Of
q bonnet, duck Of a dress aud q duck OF
a parasol. lie thinks 'such dealing in
poultry will ruin him"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

An observing indivilualina very hoal'
thy village, seeing the sexton at work in a
hole in the ground, inquired what he was
about. "Dipginga grave, sir" digging
a grave! Why, I thought people didn't
die often hcrc-do they?" "0h no, sir!
they never die but once
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

sEMI.wEEKLY SUN, g. A YEAR,
Of the same size and general character as
THE WEEKLY, but with greater variety Of
miscellaneous reading, and furnishing tho news
o,ts suuscriben with greater freshness. because
!. cones twice weak instead Of once only.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A Washington editor is mad because
compositor headed his editorial The Cham
payne Opened" He says that printers
are always thinking about something to
drink,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A darkey loft in charge Of q telegraph
Office while the operator went to dinner
heard some ono "calr' over tho wires, and
began shouting, "Do operator isu'thero.'
Tho noise ceased.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A horned toad from tho swamps Of Ne.
vada came through tho mail distance Of
three thousand miles to merchant Of Will
miugton, w., last week, having ridden tho
whole distance oncasediu q sardine box,
from which DO was taken out in the best
Of health and spirits.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

Do you consider lager beer Intoxicating?
"vell, ash fer dat, | giant gay. | think
fecfty to seexty glasses day, end it tosh
not hurt mo, but I don't know how it would
no if man wash to make book his self"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

-
7 MRnln,S EXTRACT RIICHn

HELMBoLD's EXTRACT EUCHU
is Diurelic and Blood Purifying, and cures all
Diseases arising from habits Of dissipation.
excess and mprudences ia life. impurities Of
The Blood, &c ,supersedng Copaiba in Affect
ions for which it is use Land Syphilitic Affect
ions-in these diseases, used in connection
with
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

There is man in Burlington, Iowa,
who last week lost valuable horse because
tue drug clork gave him opium instead Of
alocs. The owner of the animal now pro.
poses to go. a ct Of emotional insanity, aud
then 60 for the clerk With sevcu.barrcl.
led revolver.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
-I.:.l,

These Pills are The most Delightfully."- pleas
ant purgative. supersediug casto' oil, salts
magnesia, etc. There J. nothing more accept.
abls TO The stomach. They are composed Of
the fnesl Ingredients. After a lew days use Of
them, such an inauguration Of thu entire system
takes place as to appear miraculous 10 The
weak and enervsted. whether Arising from i'm.
prudence or disease. H. T. Hrlmbold's Com
pound Fluid Extract Catawba Grape Pills are
moi sugar coated from the fact that sugar coat.
cd Pills do not dissolve, but pass through the
stomach without dissolying, consequently 40
not produce the desired effect. THE CATAW.
BA GRAPE PILLS, being pleasant in tast
and odor, do not necessitalp their being sugar
coated. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER BON.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
rHR DAILY suN, 60 a YEAR.

A prominently readable Newspaper. with the
lareest circulation IN the world. Free. ind0
rom evsfyvlsre. Two cents . COPY BY mall,
80 cents month, Or 90 year.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

An elderly lady. who was haudliug'a
spsir Of artificial plates in a dental Office
and admiring tho aucneeywith which the
dentist described them, asked him: "Can
. body eat with these things7' my dear
emadam, masticatioa can be. performed With
. facility scarcely squaled by nature her
self" responded the dentist. Eyes, l
know but can a,body eat with them.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

Being prepared expressly for the above Com
plains, il Blood Purifying properties are
greater than any other preparation Of sar'pa,,
rilla, il gives the Complexion clear ana
healthy color and restores the pa ient to 2 state
Of health and purity, for purifying the blood
removing all chronic constitutional diseae,
arising from OH impure stale Of the blood, and
The only reliable and eff.ctual known remedy
for Che cure Of pains and swrllings Of the Bones.
alterations Of tho Throat and Legs, Blolchrs'
pimples On the Face. Erysipe.as and all Scaly
Eruplions Of the skin and Beaulfying the
Complexion. Price, 81 81 per bottle.
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-.1El ]
HENRY 4. HELMBOLD'S

HENRY 7. HELMBOLDS
HIGHLY CON GENERATED COMPOUND
FLUID EXTRACT SARSAPARlLLA
viii radically exterminale from the system
scroiula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers Sore
Ewes. Sore Legs, Sore Mouth, Sore Head, Bron.
ciitis. Skin Diseases, Salt Rheum, Cankers,
Runripes iro.o the Z =. White Swellings,Tn'
mors, Cancerous Affections, Nodes, ricketts,,
Glandular Swellings, Night sweats. Rash,
letter, Humors Of all Kinds, Chronic Rheuma
,ism, Dyspepsia, and all diseases that have
been established in The system for years
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
II. r. Helnbold's
COMPOUND FLUID
EXTRACT CATAWBA
GRAPE PILLS.

Component Parts-Fluid Extract Rhubarb
and Fluid Extract Catawba Grape
Juice.
For Liver Complaints, Jaundice, Bilious Az
fcctions, Sick or Nervous Headache Cos'
tiyeness etc. Purely Vegetable. Contain
Ing no Mercury, Minerals or Dele'eri0us
Drugs.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

There lisa postmaster 10 q Western town,
named Goelule, who when in o hurry,
simply signs himself Xxx.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
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HIT. HELMBnLD'S EXTRAC. BUdHU
CURES DISEASES ARlSINt FROM I'M.
PRUDENCES, HABITS OF DlSSl
PATTON, ETC,
in all their stages, at little expense. little or no
change in diet, no Inconvenience and no ex'
posure. II causes o frequent desire, and gives
strength to Urinate, lheleby removing Obstruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Structures OF the
Urethra, Allsying Pain aud Inflammation, $, 50
frequent in this class Of diseases, ant expsll.
Thousands who have been the victims Of
incompent persons, and who have paid heavy
fees to be cured in short time, have found
they have b.en deceived, and that the" Person"
has, BY the use Of 'powerlu, astringents," been
dried up in the system to break ont 10 more
aggravated folm, and perhaps after Marriage
'UGse Helu,bclds Extract Buchu for all a.
tectons and Diseases Of the Urinary Organs
whether existing in Mae or Female, from
whatever cause originating, Of how long stan.
ding. Price one dollar and fifty cents per
Bottle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

Why are types like CrimiualsY Because
they shouldn't DO locked up until proof is
taken.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
Why aro Cashmere shawls like desfpeo-
ple?-Because you cant mako them here.

A girl may as well haug up her fiddle,
when she loses her beau.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
TERMS TO CLUBS
TIE DOLLAR WEEKLY Sun.

THE DOLLAR WEEKLY Sun.
Five copies, ono yea, separately ctdressed:
-Four Dollars
Ten eopieA ono year, peoarataIy sddresaed (and
IN sxHs 6opy 70 nc gettef 10 q clubl. =.
Eight Dollars.
Twenty copies, ono year, separately addressed
(and an extra COPY 10 tue Eetter up Of clnb).
Fifteen Dollars
Ftity oopi-s. ono ycsI, 10 ono address land the
GsIui. Neekly ono year TO gctter up OF club,
Thirty.three Dollars
Y1fty copies, ono year. separately addressed land
ihe Semi Weekly ono yenr 70 Getter up Of club,
ThiPty.6vo Dollars.
land tho Daily for ono year 70 the gcttsr. up Of
club, EIlty Dollars
One hundred .oopies, ore rear. separately ~
dressed tand tho Daily for ono year TO TIE HetteI
up Of club, Si1ty DolloIAs
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
Tbe Sun.
CHARLES A. DANA. Editor.
Ths 9pl1ar A'eekly Sun.


A Newspaper Of the Present Times.
Intended for People Now ON Earth.
Including Farmers. Mechanics. Merchants, Pro-
fessIonal Men, Workoru, Thinkers, and oil Man.
nor OF Honest Folks. aud tho Wives, Sons, sad
Daughters OF III such.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22


Takes Risks at the lowest rates, on Bul'alngs
Of all kinds Furniture, Household Goods,
Merchandise, and Goods in transit.
Directors:
Jacob Uorpbrook, Vim. + Stevenson,
Henry Hartman, Jacob NJ, Bckel,
jonathan Rowicy, Dr. j. hupp,
n I Smyth Edmund Booking,
j II, Bristor, TJ. Campbell,
Vim B Odbat, s Prayer,
D D T Farnswor,h, Thomas Bosgess,
David Billmyer, VIM. B Crane,
VIM. r White, Joseph Shields,
|. II. Dayal, N. Got,lr,
y, q X Dir.
r / his Company is owned and managed
BY many Of our most wealthy and 'nfiuehtlal
Merchants and Citizens llroughou. The Stale
Their Office has been or ened in No. 22M Mon
roc street, over Religious Book House, and is
fslly organized and prepared to take risk on
Frame and Brick Buildings. Manufacturing
Establishments, Stocks Of Merchandise. House
hold Furniture, and Cargoes upon the Western
Rivers. &c.
JACOB HoRNBROOK Pres't.
JACOB n. BICKEL. Vicc Prest,
J. H. WILLIAMS. Secretary
s. B. McCOLLOCH. Asst Sfc'y,
Office ove Religious Book House, South side
Monroe street
slSSON 4 SHREWSBURY. Agents, Point
Pleasant, " Va Office in the Court House
LEMUEL HARP0LD, Agent. West Colum
hia, West Virginia. fjnne9-ly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
Yellow Pine Flooring!

NHE srbscriber having rented the Comstock
Mill, will on ,hel0h Of october, be pre-
pared tofill orders. for any amount Of we'll sea.
.soned Yellow Pine Flooring. Orders for Lum.
Der addressed 10 me at Arbncklc. Mason coun.
", Testva, until the 10Th Of October, and
after thattime at this place, WILDE promptly
attended. Orders respectfully solicited, and
lumber extra we'll seasoned guaranteed.
90 LOOMS
Point Pleasant, September %-ms.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A Tennessee paper w9u.s party to be
: formed to tx the fair fabric Of freedom on
tho firm foundation oflLe fathers.,'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

A young lady Of Clark county, NO.,
who is "afraid Of COASTS" adsertises for q
husband who will stay at home at nights,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
Henry I. HelmbOId's Gen
uime preparations.

Delivered to any address Secure from CO.
seryatlon. 90,
Established upward Of twenty years. Sold
by Druggi is everywhere Address letters Tor
Information, in confidence to Henry I. Helm
bold. Druggist ana Chemist.
Onl, Drpots: Fl 7. HEIMBOLDS Drug
and Chemical Warehouse. No 594 Broadway !.
New York, or to Il 7. HELMBOLD's Medical
Depot, l0l south Tenth Street Philadelphia
Penn.
REV ARE OF COUNTERFElTS Ask for
HENRY I. HELMBOLD'S Take no otl'er.
February l6.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
Fragrant Sapoliene

Cleans Kid Gloves and all kinds Of Cloths and
Clothing: removes Paint, Greese, Tar, dc,
instantly, without The least injury to the finest
fabric. Sold by Drugyi,ts and Fancy Goods
Dealers. FRAGRANT SAPOLlNE CO., 80
Barclay 81, New York, 46 La Sale st.,
Chicago.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

parills, and Calawba Grape Pillf, in such dis
eases as recommended cannot b. surpassed. =
Price one dollar per bottle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

One Butler is arranging big ben farm
near Geneva, Illinois, on which he expects
to keep 1S,009heus Of tho choicest breeds.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22
,ELY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR !

ONE HUNDRED COPIES FOR $50.
Or los than Ono Cent Copy. Lot there be .
$50 Club OF every Post once.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

In Rome there are eight American lad.
Res Who arc scalptors BY profession.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines. -,
Evidence Of the most responsible and relia
ble character furnished on application, with
hundreds Of thousands Of living witnesses, and
and upward Of $4,000 unsolicited certificates
and rec, lnmendstory letters, many Of which
are from The highest sources, including emf
nent Physicians, Clergymen. Statesmen, ETC.,
The proprietor has never resorted TO thelt pup
LEGATION 10 the newspapers; he does no! DO this
from the fact that his articles rank as Slanoard
Preparations, and do not need to be cropped
up by certificates.
uuourvT- Hell ma hO1G's Gen.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1871-06-22

SEND YOUR MONEY
IN Post nfnce orders. checks, or drafts on New
York, wherever convenient II not, then IegiStsj
~ letters containing money. Address
I. ". ENGLAND. Publliher,
Sun otnce, New York City
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-26
The Visitors.

The journalists now on tour of pleasure
and observation in Virginia made al ex-
cursion yesterday to Petersburg, where
they were received in the truc.hearted,
generous, and genial style of that high
spirited town. Impromptu though the
reception was, it was worthy Of Peters
burg and honorable to Virginia. AS
suredly the intelligent gentlemen who were
the objects of the attentions of our neigh
bors of Petersburg will warmly appreciate
their gushing hospitality and their unaf-
fected expressions of kindness and frator-
nifty.
The manifestations of good feeling to-
wards these visitors, in all directions, have
been creditablc to our people, circun-
stanced as they are as to means. The little
town of Greensboro, N. c., is distinguish
cd amongst the communities for its prompt
ness. It's invitation met the excursioni>ts,
and the printed invitations to the Gov.
ernor and other officials, were received in
this city on Wednesday from the commit
Tee of arrangements. That is indeed cred.
atable-as creditable as 1t is graceful.
must be very agreeable to the city Of
hlchmond, the capital of the State. TO see
Win what spontaneous and generous civil
NY aud hospitality these strangers have
d. DSsn ELSEWHERE received. Tho impression
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-26

tbue made will be conveyed through son'e
sixty much-read newspapers TO the h"' -" If
crn people. and be the means, prooMos'
dispensing a large amount of prcluo'sSo ', ,
error concerning this State nn'i the sou ',s,li
Thus anything this city may oml' " Wv
be more than supplied by other co'nN -
| ties. ,o NV their
The distinguished visitors, VINO, Wy s" liz,
kind dispositions towards us anu 'n wv 49,,
49,, d,>;rc ia minylc with our people, ".o
,.,,,.,,,y entitled to that civility when 10
',ro ,lw,vs to the respectable stranger
,c,vc this city this morning for s'aun'on'
where awaits them bountlsul rcccp''on
thence they go to tho Whltc sulphur
snriugs. where d single company prohcrs
TO them an elegant entertainment. Thence
they return to Richmond, and after thclf
Greensboro excursion they again come
back to Richmond, where they may OF may
not remain next dnesday night. .
We hope the visit Of these gentlemen o.
such extended influence in the great Eli
pirc State may result in making Virgins
better known and appreciated amongst the
citizens OF the Empire State. NO body o
men have like power within thcif OWL
part of the Union to do SO much mol Only
to improve the knowledge and understand
inc OF the southern people, but to dimin
ish the prcjudiccS and asperities that nave
existed in the northern public m'nd 10
| wards us.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-26
MT THE HOUSEHOLD TONIC.-Th

MI THE HOUSEHOLD TONIC.-The
efficacy of HOSTETTER'S CELEBRATED
STOMACH BITTERS as specific for recruiting
the enfeebled body and cheering the responding
mind has passed into proverb. In the United
States, where this marvellous tonic has borne
down all opposition and eclipsed all rivalry the
dem and for 1t has annually increased in heavier
and heavier ratio for years, until at last the regu
lar sales of this preparation exceed those of all
other stomachics combined Eminent members of
the medical profession, and hospital surgeons
without number, have candidly admitted that the
pharmacopaia Of the faculty contains no pre-
scription that produces such beneficial effects in
dyspepsia, general debility, and nervous diseases
as HOSTETT ER'S BITTERS. To use the Ian
guage of venerable physician of New York,
The Bitters are the purest stimulant and the
safest tonic we have" But the uses OF the great
vegetable anttdote arc much more comprehensive
than such praise would imply. AS preparatory
antidote to epidemic diseases, q genial stimulsnt,
promoter Of constitutional vigor, m appetizer,
Il stomachlc, and a remedy for nervous debility,
no medicinal preparation has ever attained the
reputation of HUS1EFTER'S BITTEkS, It. ta
the household ionic of the American people. and
in all human probability Will be 50 FOR centuries
to come. The magnates OF science recognize Its
merits and that 1t Is emphatic ally the medicine
Of the masses, Is proved by Its vast and eycr-ln-
creasing sales, my 22-eodlw&wlt
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-26

Ia. ...,aerce IN the TO wn OF Manchester, at q
~ n N stsclock A. M.,an Thur day, May ze.i.
q 9si.' WILLIAM EDWIN DAY inthe soth year
OF his age. h,e late reasdeuce,
-, Tho corner OF Hull snd 9th streets, THiS al
TrRNUtyN at O'Clock. Friend, o, ING aaa ..thayy
arc respe italy invited TO attend withou' 1ui''e
notice. ..--.-.- z-,-4,-, - -. -,
,xy,,,osd,y oath instant, Of ccrr bre-eptnal
,,, WI ALFaED RAY MUND HOPKINS.
only chid.o Capt. +. 8. and Sarah +. HopKin''
ms. M. frtends of the family and the teachers ard
h"lars Of It. Johns Sunday. school ar. respect,
fully In vItes to attend his iunera1 from 80 John,s
thmrch corner OF Broad aud 25th streets, on
SATIIRDAY AFTERNOON at so'clock.
On Tuesday night. May % 1871, OF pneumn, o., y,
and cholera lnfanluu, HENRY, .youngest chlid 0,
James and Octavia Blackburn, aged one year anu
| Fix months. .t..r.. =. r....r.-E ss.s -
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-26

can old sailor who was mounted upon
An unrulv iackass, observing that the beast
had kicked one Of its feet into slirrup,
cried out, Hold on II you are solns 10
ret up I'll get down." So say we TO tiie
Tarmvillc Commonwealth. We shall refrain
from critcisng anybody's grammar mere
."-Richmond Dispatch.
We are always ready to acknowledge
when we are "hoored," rs we do IN this
instance. But we will be pardoned FOR re-
latins a "small chunk of an anecdotc," OF
which we are reminded, as best illustrating
our feelings at least in II degree. n Hen
lucky bully, while feeding his sheep,
stopped TO pick something from the ground:
This action was mistaken for wager OF
battle by the male leader of the flock, who
proceeded to inflict such thump upon his
head as TO fracture his skull. While IN ar
hculo mortis, he remarked to his physician,
- IL ! had been kicked by horse. or gored
by a bull. could die better satisfied; but
it does hurt my feelings to think | have
been butted to death by ID sheep. -
Fdrnu,Ne Comma nacCdtth.
Well, now, let us drop the subject. II
you are satisfied, VIC are. Only, we would
like "to remark" What Il soft head that
must have been. [This is not to be count
ed |