The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-10-28
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IA par OF t'Khts-twO drunkards.
7 An expensive ehood-womanhoo.l,
Jersey wceps small cranberry crop.
The best way to serve a dinncr-eat It
England employs 10000 glove makers
Indiana now puts in ito claim for gold
mine.
New York has sixteen theatrical estaS.
lishments.
Secretary Stewards life is insured to,
100000.
Jim Fisk's motto: {" BE gentle to the E.
r. r. ring"
-t'e"rgia corn is 80 tall that they harves,
it with ladder.
"A Dubuque farmer recently paid $l2.
coo for six pigs.
-l!tsS95E !1E has Il. .tswenty.nine foundres and
Grapes are 50 plenty in Iowa that they
sell for three cents bushcl
Some Of tho New York theatres are
going to cmplny orchestras of women.
Why is tight-rope dancer like an epi.
demic? Because hes poisin' in the mir.
The Michigan Central Railroad has not
killed passenger tor over sixteen years.
Mineral Springs" not so popular as they
wcre-,he steel variety used in hoop skirts
king Charles ot Sweden is said to have
accepted situation as son in law to the
Queen 1T Denmark.
"A Missouri paper publishes the names
OF the physicians who have had bad luck
with their patients.
"A poem by Jonquin Miller. called
From Sea to Sea-" will appear in Serb.
ner's Magazine for November.
MIR James E. Harvey, cx Minister to
Portugal, has resigned the editorial manage.
mcnt Of the Washington Ptriot.
The dome Of the new Illinois State
House will be forty.thrce feet higher than
that Of the Capitol at Washington.
A Wisconsin paper tells Of a boy named
Price, only fifteen years of age and six fee,
and two inches tall How is that for high
"A Georgia paper criticising the qualifi
cations Of candidate for Office, says that
"he would be but an average hog in any
drove"
Ten dollars is the largest fee given to q
Boston minister for performing the marriage
ceremony. even ut the most "swell wed.
dings.
"A considerate organ grinder played
Hear me, Norma" before tho Hartford
Deaf and Dumb Asylum during whole
afternoon.
Thou hast loved me and left me for
twenty-five cents" is the inscription on
some sheet music in the window of New
" -" Name the longest day in the year."
said Nashua teacher to = young hopeful
Of tivesummers. "Sunday," =" responded the
little woman.
The Khedhive of Egypt has the great.
est private purse Of any individual in the
world. His personal wealth is said to
amount to S30O, 100000.
Mrs. Conway has made q contract to
build section of the Western Maryland
railroad, and has her wOrkmen already at
work. This 10 q new business for woman.
The largest rope in the world was lately
made in Birmingham, England. 1t is about
six miles long, five and y quarter inches in
circumference, and weighs over sixty tons.
"A Savannah XIV, who favors the re.
nomination of Grant, periodically syndi.
Gated two other colored troops with razor
last week. because they preferred Greeley
Boston Posk.
"A New,own man Of poor means but
lofty feeling having expressed wish to be
buric.l with pomp, his well meaning but
misguided relatives planted him in colorcd
graveyard.
In speaking Of the health of Queen
Victoria. the Spectator reminds its readers
that no family has more persistent and
determined habit Of living than the House
Of Brunswick. '.'' -
why, Charley. am astonished to see
you making faces ut your mother!" Char
lie frightened up at once and retorted:
"Why, l calculated to laugh, but, mamma,
my face slipped"
The other day little fellow was cxpa.
tin,ing on the injurious effects Of ,obacco.
Said lie: "The oil Of tobacco is 30 poisonous
that single drop Of it put on dogs tail
will kill a man in 4 minute" Is,
"A Russist, engineer named Pobieki re.
Gently ran his railway locomotive hundred
miles, using naptha for fuel. aid found that
ty 20 doing he saved fifty per cent. in
weight and much more In cost Ut fuel.
London is . wonderful city. Every
eight minutes. night and day, one person
dies; every five minutes one Is born; eight
hundred thousand have been added to the
population since 1851. 1t is world in it.
self. - =" .'-@'"- -
. "A correspondent wants to know the
best wav to oecomc literary man. Well
the quickest way Is for him to takRa short
wpyage to sea. He will then. very likely,
become . contributor to the Atlantic.-N. y.
b Leoder. I'D @ss H sHga 9s #.
+. m. Thiers has had hts salary increased
I, Is now tIeO.0o0 year. together with
e32. 500 for contingent expenses. say $l52,.
500. He IL lodged, washed. warnesl, etc..
frss. The whsls saoant Of his pay cannot
Be bSlow &5OO, 700. La ah g.. @a=a5 /
The Communists burned the gaillosins
in Pxsia; but H. Theirs don't think Re.