The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-09-09
VARIETY.

Sin Pee ''-Epitaph for lamb.
." -rni1 i1-Ihose worn by ladies.
z IN0tura's nl,oring-A potato patch.
|rrr ErorEia editor was bitten twice by a moe
~ 1ithout bad results. The snake died
- links that instead of giving credit t.
%, 1<s'it = due, the cash had better be paid
- 1nc kisses bis mother and fights hi
l14F be said TO be partial to his ma anc
eIt4 a1 telegraph operators Rave proved a
s.f,<04 They send the electric spark
allow.
= &7s is there no bright reversion in the
|9aN ft;s Il, clearly, question which only a
en- a1srer.
fkls6 u1gistrate, censuring some boys for
ng ;u Tie street, said, 80 If everybody were to
ia -he etreets, how could anybody get by ?''
k5zrzz<-.-ff three hungry cats catch three
nls ~ Il three mortal minutes, how many
Tii c4t1h hundred rats In hundred
Hay < the popular drink in the oil regions
~ v o. 20 mild and gentle in its influence
~ 4 g az epray'' is the usual remark when
Mn AetikaD nan dislocated his arm the other
- t%leEsn clean shirt. He hadn't tried
|f3E #r* ne that he had entirely lost the
80 s-f Vi, paper reports that a little girl
ID .1z< hong the tall weeds of O principal
- aoa IiE cply found after an hours search
AsurrS nan never would take Sc dare, y
HI lien -e.is challenged him to marry her,
aae her bis vile inside of twenty minutes.
ieasy days they were happily divorced.
iN' iilite<ete krmer, wishing to enter some
his Et an e9ricultural exhibition, wrote to
|u e1Afy 4s 10llows Also enter me. for the
lip sc<sss, am sure of taking the premium.
+ sguntry youth from Georgia lost all his
74ubtlng, and thea sat down and cried.
Et Cufnnsr teturned him bis money, telling him
home, and in future to - gambol on the
-, Uncle Johnny" said his friend, L" can
- ltpcd to eat shad at twenty-five cents a
fi Nine Gott," said Uncle Johnny
CI Dpn1ntiy, 80 Il can put him in my ice chest
= p s5lcp him till he gets sheaper.'
pass fressien cavalry officer, who was badly
e0 1 at The battle of Gravelotte, was greatly
By the cries of some wounded soldiers
go him He stood the annoyance as long
:. COS t1u, and then testify called out ''Stop
rerSs 7trE over there DO you think vou are
Isuon killed IN tEis fshs -
r.'t1man spelling of F--Son's love of
III sid: . 1 verify believe That K he -ssere
OHL t1 2-<er, il would be The delight Of bis
- al mar kind seized with a eolnmon
,.s <,ft he might have the benefs Of the
rrssr t and IECyide scarfs and hatbands
saes '.11ncan papers are indulging in all
hoout the Democratic - new de-
re OF them illustrates the policy by
i HO's a boy and a woodchuck The
:. ssS eo watching for woodchuck to
80 mole. 80 Do ynu supr.oSa yO,,
-, u passerby. Catch him -
]1lSer Ee're out Of meat ,. ~ o'-''"
Soon lNDER DRF1crrr,vs
tlc1i-ies is thus illustrated in the en-
49, ~ $s;sHy Gi the American Sunday /
rhrsSsa Ss ezss -stLlement l came to found that
thsr - H<7er been a Sunday School in that
40 people could hardly nnders,aHI .,aS
FC~ t.'zft One had never seen a Sundav
Lad, 80 t-91ght there must be some tricI
HAVING some books with me 7 rrn
mp C'' i've nun one. No, sir, l don't want
anord 1t; for L know, if / take II
|sh. c<Pe tort of officer arter taxes on :, - /
Baoo~ 4-leaf, 4" No taxes to be colIectaJ \
||s1ns;h.. md then he consented to take II
- <he condition of the settlement /
Is society good ?'' She replied |
|, stesl-- don't know him myself, but
I Ding bad against any man by
|sss' rf2onz these parts.''
the answer that another mis-
- Icy, exploring 81 the pines - in |
- rom the wife of a hunter, at
$, ne 1nlled: "Are there any Presby-
=. pss s.> parts - don't know if hus- |
ar ~ .'1st eny; Ill ask him 80
II % p. *p 70 Kentucky told the missionary |
e +. ssesnss sEln Sunday Schools because it's
Z |ai gore ~ tie minds of Children
arrs,ss,.s 's'ionary of the society in Illinois
|'9', sPent night with q man that /
7osiiida children. and owns that he never
+ cents for books or papers for
coal nus tobacco cost him 900 year. - /