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Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03
(raon THE corRlrn JornsALl

The Rochester Democrat says =
"Ren Golladly. NJ. c., of Kentucky.
once gave the following toast: Cham
payne for true friends. and true pain
for sham friends. - Mr.. G.. ought
not to have done that. for tie toast is
a piece of loose property that was
bequeathed to the public at large by
a benevolent gentleman who died at
least forty years ago.
Certain Radical preachers and POI
iticians met in Philadelphia the other
day to urge an Amendment to the
Constitution recognizing the existence
of the Almighty. 1t is little sin
gular that some of these men should
want to recognize the Almighty in
the Constitution They certainly re-
cognize HIN in nothing else.
Porter will enjoy to the end OF
! his life" says the New York Star.
:" the proud position of the President ;
lackey.4 We introIuce to the, public
Admiral Footmau PORTER. " Hold,
thou too Ofiicious planet! 10 the
name of that public. which wishes to
make no disreputable acquaintance,
we decline the Introduction.
a bill is now pending in the Massa-
chusetts Legislature granting a COM
plete divorce to every man and wife
who will live apart for three years.
/ We should think that length of time
would be very trying to the nerves. =
1t strikes us that two hours ard hall
would do just as well.
Governor Holden writes to Wash.
ington that Andrew Johnson is the
head of the Kuklux Khan. We fear
that in experiencing religion Holden
made devil Of job Of it.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03
TOWN LOT FOR SALE IN
COODSON. "a.

| offer for sale an acre lot situated IN front
of the NJ. +. Church, on the Va. side OF Bris-
toll, and near the location of the Va. ny.
Railroad bounded on the east by the ihomp-
son property, on the south by Beaver Creek
and on the West by the Wreneher property
The lot is beautifully and conveniently loca-
ted. and a bargoin can be had by application
to the subscriber
EDWARD G. F. HUGHES.
may 2T-tf
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Cure of SpermatorrhGa, or Seminal Weak
ness, Involuntary Emissions, Sexual Debility,
and Imped .nents to Marriage generally :;
Nervousness. Consumption, Epilepsy, and
Fits Mental and Physical lncapacity, result
inc from Self A6use, &c.-By ROBERT J.
CULVERWELL, VI. D., Anthor Of the "Green
Book" &c.
The world-rcnOwned author, in this admi-
rable Lecture clearly proves from his own
experience that the awful consequences Of
Self Abuse may be oitec;ually removed
without medicines, and without dangerous
surgical operations, bougies, instruments,
rings, or corlials, pointing gut 4 mode Of
cure at once certain and effectual by which
every suffere., n matter what his condition
NAV be, may cure himself ehoaply, privately
and radically. THIS LECTURE WILL
PROVE 4 BOON TO THOUSANDS AND
THOUSANDS.
Sent under seal, TO any address, in a plain
sealed envelope, on the receipt Of six cents,
or two postage stamps. Also, DIR, Culver
wells " Marriage Guide" price p cents
Address the Publishers,
CTEAS. j. G. KLINE 81 co.
I27 BOwery, n. Y.
Post Office Box 4, $50
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Ok HEELS FRIED. Having boiled,
cut the heels into pieces about two
inches long. and one inch wide, dip
them into the yolk of a beaten egg.
cover them with fine bread crumbs
mixed width chopped parsley. cayenne
and little pepper and salt; fry them
i boiling fat, and arrange them neat
IL on hot dish OK heels can, be
be cooked the same as pigs feet in
any of the pigs feet recipes.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

A candidate for ministerial honors
was asked by very orthodox mem
Der of the examining Committee
whether, in the case of the man with
the withered hand; the man hea led
himself, or the lord healed him. Well,
was the reply, Il always thought the
man had a hand in it,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Pics FEET STEwED. After they
are boiled tender cut them up, put
them into the tea kettle boiler, with
enough hot water to cover them, add
an onion or two sliced at the bottom.
Pepper, allspice. and salt to taste.-
Stew half an hour, turn off the gravy.
thicken with -four and butter, add
vinegar to taste. pour it back on the
feet Boil ten minutes and serve
hot.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Bed is bundle of paradoxes: we
go to it with reluctance, yet we qui;
it with regret and make up our minds
every night to leave it early, but We
make up our bodies every morning to
keep it late.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

A Boston lecturer astonished his
audience by bringing his fist down
on the table and shouting, Where
is the religiosity of the anthropoid
quadrumana - fhe thinks we have
got it he can search us. We never
saw it in the world.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

AT THE NEW DRUG STORE.
VIII be found fine assortment Of
toilet articles. Such ~ white and mot
tied CASTLE Soap, 6 cakes Of superior
Honey Soap for p cts. Brown NiA-
~Or and Giycerine Soaps.
FRENCH AND ENGLISH Ex-
TRACTS.
Superior Cologne by the bottle on
drau.ht. Duryea's saith gloss Starch,
hest in town, and many other
useful and cheap goods Will be found at
The New Drag store. tome and zee
he very cheap line of Kerosene and
Oil Lamps, | am selling at - cts. 50
cts. - cts and 81. J. BCNTIS0.
Nov. 25-tf.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

A lady who has been reading the
'aw, is in the most fearful and agonir
zing doubts about the legality Of he
marriage condition. She says. slot
teries are Illegal, and marriage is the
greatest lottery in life"
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

MARY Magdalen had seven devils
cast out of her. never heard of .
man having seven devils cast out OF
him." growled an old bachelor in the
course of a discussion on the ''wo-
man question" mo, they are not
cast out yet. | believe" was the quiet
response of his fair antagonist.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

a gentleman travelling on steam
er, one day, at dinner was making
away with large pudding close by.
when he was told by the servant that
it was desert. 1T matters nos to
me-" said he, 81 would eat il if it
was wilderness.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

How TO Buy CoFFEE.-Always
buy it green Tor unroasted) at whole
sale, as it will keep green for a year if
kept in dry, clean place, in a good.
tight box. If bought at retail buy it
green, as you can see what you pur-
chase, and are more likely to get the
best article.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

A tradesmln. who had failed i'm the.
~ Of h'N"o~. Hrotc on his from
door: Payment suspended for thur
ty days" A Leishbor reading this
said: You have not dated the no.
tice." NO" said he, Il do no.
intend to DO so it would run out if ]
did,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Good wives. instead of giving their
husbands old clothes to their poor
relatives. exchange them for China
ornaments. Mrs. Dix says that $ e
has elegantly decorated her mantle ..
piece with two old hats, black vest.
and boys jacket.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03
KING G HILL,

Booksellers and Stationers
are our authorized Agents for Bristol, Va.
and Tenn.
Send for circular combining sno names Of per-
sons who have purchased the Stcf Pianos in the
South since tn" closed
send for circular. Terms liberal
mar. lS-lv -..
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

\ Milesian, born on the last day
of the year, telicitates himself on his
narrow escape from got being born at
all, 'Be jabers," says ne, land if
it had been the next day, what would
have become of meY'
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

It was once observed to Lord Gees
terfeld. in the course of CONVEX,
ton. that man is tie only creatur
endowed with the power of laughter.
True said the earl, and you
may add perhaps, that he is the only
creature who deserves to be laughed
al"
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Pres FEET FRIED IN BUTTER
Make nice batter of an egg. a table,
spoonful of -four, gill and a half of
milk, and pinch of salt Split the
feet in halves and dip them into the
batter. Fly them nice brown and
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Pics FEET FRICAsEED. Cut the
feet in neat little pieces, and boil
them in little milk in the tea-kettle
boiler with small onion and a lit e
lemon peel. Before you serve them
add little butter, -four and salt.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

4 LARGE ASSORTMENT o
n Ladies' Gold Watches, enamele
and engraved cases, from $50 to 81
each. at CALDWELL'S.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03
CHAS. j. e. KLINE 81 co.
rRA ~ ~

Post Office Box 1855
Sep. -ly-chd dec. l6.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

To CLEAN AND PREPARE Ok HEELS.
Dip them in boiling water, let them
remain sufficient time to loosen the
horny parts and hair, scrape, put the
knife under the horn. and pry it off;
wash until white and clean.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Ok HEELS STEwED. Put two or
more in pot with plenty of water,
boil until the bones can be taken out
easily, season with pepper. salt, etc,
cat with potatoes and other yegeta-
bles. f-tft fsAE AIE
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

Fees N WINTER. TO have hers
lay in winter, feed the following kind
o. food: Boiled meat chopped fine
on chambers crackiIngs chopped fine,
md So liked in hot water. TO, cause il
to swell before feeding; bread. .crums
soaked in ale; oatmeal mixed with
milk. The above feed is stimulating
and tends to make fowls lay. They
at the same time shouil be fed regu-
larly with corn, wheat. screenings
and barley. by feeding the above
regularly, and keeping the fowls dry
and warm through the winter the
largest amount of eggs will be had.
Pics FEET FRIED. split
boiled pigs feet, rub them in meal.
bread crumbs, or batter; fry until
brown.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

NATIONAL WATCH COMPA-
y ny Goods for sale at
CALDWELL'S.
DESERT AND TABLE FORKS,
~ triple plated on best Nickel silver
at CALDWELL'S.
NAKE, FRUIT, AND BERRY
" Baskets, triple plated on best
Nickel silver, at
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03
E1gin Watches

LAKGE LU4 OF AMERICAN
n and Engli-h Silver Lever
Watches, accurate time-keepers, IRON
515 to 800 at CALDN Ellis.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

PIcKLED Pics FEET. Boil the
feet until tender; while hot pick of
the meat, season with Pepper. salt.
and vinegar to taste, put the meat in
pans. press it down When cold cut
in slices, dip in meal. fry until Slight
brown to prevent it falling to pieces
dip the slices in egg, or fry in -four
batter.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

What is the greatest feat in the
eating way ever known? That recor-
ded Of a man who commenced by
boiling a door. after which he threw
up a window, and then sat down-and
swallowed a whole story
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03

TAPIoCA JELLY CREAM. Soak
the tapioca from two to ten hours
then boil IN the tea-kettle boiler with
the milk and water until it Is in Il
Jelly; cool it with pieces of ice; beat
up the eggs, the sugar and favor,
stir altogether, then freeze. ~
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-03
SfflS AND 6arbfn.

FILL Your LAMPS IN THE MORN
ING. Scarcely week passes but we
read accounts of frightful accidents
from kerosene lamps exploding and
killing or soaring far lite. women and
children. 4 simple knowledge of
the inhamable nature of the fluid
will probably put stop to all the ac-
cidents. As the oil burns down in
the lamp, highly infamable gas gath
ers over its surface, and as the oil
decreases the gas increases. When
the oil is nearly consumed a slight
jar will often inhame the gas. and an
explosion is sure to follow-death and
destruction. A bombshell is no more
to be dreaded. Nov if the lamp is
OF allowed to burn more than hall
way down, such accidents are almost
impossible. Always fill your lamp
every morning, then you need never
fear an explosion.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14
NEWS SUMMARY.

The municipal canvass in Nashville is be-
coming lively.
Ex-senator Ben. Wade has recently visited
the National Capitol on private business.
The Coroners of New York seem to be kept
busy in the investigation of malpractice cases
A society for the prevention of cruelty to
animals is about being organized in South Caro-
lima, ~ q
Members of the Southern Republican press
paid visit to the President recently at Long
Branch.
The Cincinnati Commercial urges the noml-
nation of Mr.. Greeley as the Republican can
didate for the Presidency. an#
The evacuation by the German troops of the
four departments contiguous to Paris. will be
completed to-day. ....
A Circuit Judge in Arkansas has called out
the militia in his circuit, to enforce the decisions
of his court. sH| Il. #.a #t-
Henry Gamble was shot on the streets of
Philadelphia on Sunday evening, under the
most aggravated circumstances.
Two convicts in attempting to escape from the
Little Rock penitentiary, On Sunday, were shot
and killed by the guard.
Fatal boiler explosions are becoming common
occurrences The latest is at New England
hat factory, where five men were killed outright
and many others wounded.
A new paper has been started at Forrest, Mis-
sissippi, called The KukLur Who doesn't adj
mire the taste of the editor as displayed in the
selection Of q name
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14

WE are glad to learn that the negotia-
tions which have been some time on foot,
relative to the purchase and completion of
the Knoxville and Kentucky Railroad, are
in fair way of becoming fixed fact
Col. c. M. McGhee has been untiring in
his efforts, since taking charge of this road,
to effect some arrangement whereby the
road could be completed, and the stock
owned by the counties of Knox and An
derson and the city of Knoxville not prove
total loss. Col. McGhee telegraphed, on
yesterday, to E. J. Sanford that a satisfac-
tory arrangement had been made to that
end-provided the price of the road to the
stockholders was made right. From the
high standing of the State Commissioners
who have authority to sell the unfinished
nOn-paying roads of the State, we feel con-
tident that an equitable arrangement can
be made. Col. McGhee and Hon. J. S.
Van Glider will visit Nashville on Mon
day next for the purpose of meeting the
Commissioners, and, if possible, make a
purchase of the road for the stockholders.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14
GOV. BRowNLow INDICATED.

Our article on the first page, giving the
substance of the Supreme Court decision
In the Bank of Tennessee case, will not
fail to attract attention. We invite atten-
ton to that part of the opinion which ex-
onerates Gov. Brownlow from any i'm
proper motives in the transaction between
the State authorities and Thos. H. Gala
way, concerning the gold note of r. T..
Wilson & Co. Gov. Brownlow has here
tofore been charged with improper motives
in this matter, but this decision entirely
exonerates him.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14
Our Job Omee.

1t may not be generally known that we have
one of the very best Job Offices in East Tennes-
see. We are prepared to do all kinds of book
and job work on short notice, in the latest
style and on reasonable terms
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14
HOW Is THIS

The Nashville papers in answering BaX-
ter's charges of defrauding the public trea-
sury of $4,000, speak CONTEMPORARY of
his character, &c. They say after a gen.
eral denial, that they might afford to rest
their case on Col. Baxter's general char
acter," charges, &c. They further say that
while they have the disadvantage of slight
acquaintance in Knox county, they 'have
a compromising advantage in the fact that
Col. Baxter is well known there" Again,
they say Col. Baxter cannot object to their
long silence in answering him, for their
delay gave "ample time to induce belief
in his truth and sincerity, in the minds of
all who would believe any thing coming
from such a SOurce.n These extracts show
in what estimate they hold Col. Baxter
now when they are trying to break down
the force of his charges by promiscuOus
abuse.
But their true estimate of his character
may be better judged by what they said of
him when they were trying to beg out of
their libel suits. Then they said, latter a
personal investigation =" at Knoxville, that
they had been made the unwilling agents
of inficting an injury upon a citizen
against ,ChoSe character ,Oe knoW no re-
prOdch.n Now their two estimates of Mr..
Bakers character differ very materially.
Are we to believe them when they have a
motive in denouncing him or when they
profess to do him Justice" and make
reparation for an injury" inflicted?
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14
TAMMANY FRAUDS GROWING.

The first figures given by the Times OF
the Tammany frauds were thought 10 pe
too wild, but recent developments snow
so far from being extravagant they were
underestimate.
The highest estimate of the municipal
debt we have heretofore seen, placed it at
S125, 600, 900. Now, the New York Citizen,
edited by a Tammany Democrat, says:
1--WE hear rumors which come to US in such
shane qCe cannot diSbeliere them, that municipal
matters are much t0orSe eUen than has been sup
posed, that the half has not been told, and that
our city debt instead of being S125, 100000 as
we stated, IS not less than $500, 100000
Since the prompt decision of the Cooper
institute meeting to not only stop further
frauds, but to recover back the money
heretofore stolen, the Ring are disposing
of their property, and in this way some
mixing is given of the extent of their
plumbers.
Thus the Tribune says statement has
been prepared showing that Mrs. Mary
Connolly the wife of the Controller, owns
in her own name $4,5OO,O0O in registered
United States bonds and $500, 900 in toa-
registered Government bonds. A few days
ago she transferred to Joel. Fithian, Esq,
her son-ill-law, half million of the reg
istered bonds and had the transfer tele-
graphed to Washington and made upon
the Treasury books the same day. Again,
it appears from official records, that the
Sheriff7s fees for five months of the pres
ent year amount to $50, 1861, most of
which are clear extortions. Tweed, who
few years ago was a bankrupt chair
maker, now owns real estate val
ued at ttOenty millions. Since the
Cooper Institute meeting, he is re-
ported uneasy, and it is believed that he
will, as soon as satisfied that the ring is
doomed, dispose of most of his property,
so as to put it out of the reach of the rob-
bed tax payers. He has already begun
the work, as see the following:
eE From the Times, Sept. 81
TRANSFER OF REAL ESTATE.
On Friday, August 4, Fifty-seventh street,
north side, twenty-five feet west of Ninth ave-
nue., William NJ. Tweed to Michael w. Dur
ham, $SOO.OO
So it is that on every side evidence is
accommodating to show that the real mag
nitude of the crimes of these Democratic
rulers is not yet known, and has, at the
most extravagant charges, never been
over-estimated
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14

THE consumers of beef in the metropoli
tan cities of the East are in ecstaries over
the prospect of a revolution in the beef
market. During the hottest part of the
hot month of August, steamer was laden
with fresh beef-eight hundred and eigh-
ty quarters-in Texas poet, which beef
was placed in the Philadelphia marked in
the very best condition, though it had been
killed three weeks. 1t is believed now,
that it is practicable, to carry on a success
full trade, of this kind, in which case the
price of that article of universal consump-
ton will be materially reduced in these
large cities, and at the same time, the
quality much improved.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14

MATTERS seem to improve slowly, if at
all, in Kentucky. For some time past,
rumors have been afloat of the existence of
Kuklux in Russell and adjoining counties.
On the night of the Sth inst, squad OF
United States soldiers in charge of a Mar
shall ran upon them in their camps. the
masked gentry showed fight. The result
was the killing of one soldier and wound
ing another. Two of them have since
been captured and lodged in Jail. And all
this in Democratic Kentucky! Can nc
remedy be provided for such outrages?
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14
DEATH OF AN OLD NEWSPAPER MAN.

Mr.. John Roberts, Senior proprietor of
the Nashville Banner, died at his residence
in Summer county on Monday, after an
illness of about ten days. He has been
connected with that journal about thirty
seven years. To his skill and energy the
Banner is largely indebted for its success
full career. He was member of the Epis-
copal Church and practiced during his
life the precepts laid down in Holy writ.
He was sixty-two years of age last June.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-09-14

The Knoxville Chronicle is the very best ad
rertising medium in East Tennessee.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-12-27
tPublic-So. 1871
AN ACT to establish an additional land district In
the State OF Kansas,
Approved jr'y :, ls.O.


BE u enacted BY The Sea-! and Houeo Of Rcprsent.
atires " Fts gnifed Sdtcs Of America. in Con.
prCss dIsemGled
That all that portion OF the western district"
land district. created by the act approved March
three, eighteen hundred and lnyLsevcn, entitled
A oct TO establish three additional land districts
In The Territory Of Kansas," which Il situated north
Of tho townships ten und eleven south In said State,
shall constitute 4 new land district, to he called the
Republican land district.
Sec. 2. And be II further enacted, That the prcsi.
dent be. and he II hereby authorized, whenever the
public interests shall require. 10 appoint by and
with the advice and consent Of the Senate, or du.
ring the recess thereof. and until the emf Of the next
session Of Congress aft~r such appointment, a regis
tor AMI q receiver for the district hereby created,
who shall respectively DC required TO reside ut the
sllr Of their Offices. have the same powers. response.
blll'ics and enIOlumens. und BE- subject TO the sam
acts and penalties which are or may DC prescribed
by law III relation TO other land officers Of Inc United
States In said State,
Sec. 81 Aud lie Il further enacted, That the public
lands IN said district shall be subject to sale and dis
posal upon the same terms end conditions az other
public lands Of the United States; provided, that all
sales and locations made 1T the oiiicc Of the old dis.
trIct Of lands situated within tho limits OF the nrw
district, which shall be valid and right In other IT,
spectS. up 10 the day on which the new office shall
20 into operation. be. and the same nrc hereby con.
lrmed