The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1871-09-16
Nasty on the Situation.
WHAT THE DEMOCRATS MUST DO TO Sue
CEED THIS FALL.

WHAT THE DEMOCRATS MUST DO TO Sue
CEED THIS FALL.
CoNFEDRIT X ROADS,
(Which is in the State Nv Kencky,)I
August 30, 1871.
The outlook for the democracy amt just
ez good this year ez should like to see it.
1t will take the closest kind of figgerin, an
the best management in the world, to make
a success, and RELY don't know ez it can
can be done at all. There amt much sense
in our leaders. Tweed stealing in Moo
York, though not more in quantity than
spose he RELY wantid, was done too openly
for the good Nv the party elsewhere: and
besides this, Their amt that unanimity, the
general oneness of sentiment in our ranks
that Their had ought to be this year. The
fact is the democracy comprehends alto
gether too much-it hez too hefty an assort-
ment Nv principles for any one party to
swing. hev spent many anxious hours
on the question Nv meeting this trouble,
and hev at last decided on system NV
work wich, eff followed out faithfully, may
give us that success we hope for.
Our speakers must for once inform them
selves ez to the ishoos now before the peo-
pie. The old speeches witch we he'd in
Jaxon's time and WITCH we hev yoosed ever
sence won't do any more. We hev got to
git up new ones, sure. All our extempo-
rary speeches must be carefully prepared.
A carefully prepared extemporary speech
is liable to run smoother than an extempo-
rary speech witch amt carefully prepared.
l alluz prepare my impromptoQ speeches
beforehand. An ablishnists kin yoose the
same speech all over the country, but we
can't. In view NV the diversity NV opinion
there is among the democracy, this year, I
would suggest to our speakers in the vari-
Gus sections Nv the country that they
observe the following skedule closely:-In
Moo OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the payment of
bonds in gold, and bear down heavy on
them mizable, God-forsaken scoundrels
who wood impair the nashnel credit by
suggestion Nv payin Nv EN- in paper
Explain to yoor aujence that payin the
debt in paper amt payin it at all. Tell EN-
that paper is promises to pay, and ask en-
who is to pay the paper and when! Ez for
regulators, lash 'em! Pint the finger of
scorn at EN-! Hold EN- up to the execra-
ton wv civilized world. Wind up with
an elegant and elokent triboot to the Pill
grim fathers. Poskrip-In cotton manu-
facturin towns, advocate high protective
tariff and show that the democrisy wuz
alluz tariff party. In the wooden towns
they don't want tariff so much, and in
niger question. Assert boldly that the
democrisy acquiesces in the amendments,
and wood hev shed its last drop NV blood
before any man, white or colored, shood be
deprived Nv any rite. Say that perhaps
some dimocrats mite hev been, at one time,
opposed to givin up the suffrage to the mig
-colored man, but it wuz becoz that they
feared they wuzn't educated to it's proper
yoose. Mem.-In Moo England be shoor
to say colored man-nigger, never.
In NEW YORK CITy.-Denounce with
witherin invective the bloated cotton lords
NV Moo England. Bear down with severity
onto the very idee NV tariff. Assert that
the democrisy is for free trade in it's broad
est sense. Urge the payment NV the debt
in gold, but denounce the national thieves
just the same. In Moo York yoose the
term "nigger" alluz, and say that the
givin Nv the ballot to race so low in intel
lect, witch hez not yet emerged from bar
brism, is an outrage witch no Irishman kin
submit to. Bear down heavy onto the mig
ger, and intersperse your speeches with
frequent quotations from the Irish poets.
Eff you wear green necktie and carry
short club of black thorn, and hev short,
black pipe sticking out of your vest pocket,
it will be all the better. In Moo York
your speech must be mostly devoted to the
niger, and be particular in this connection
to alluz say odd niger" Pint the fin
ger of skorn at them, witch would affiliate
them, and wind up with glowing triboot
to Moo York.
In PENNsYLvANY.-Tarif to the hub,
and Nv the highest and most protective
kind. Speek Nv the wealth hidden in her
mountains, and the necessity of protection
to develop it. Remind your hearers of the
old cry Nv /" Polk, Dallas and the Tariff NV
'42r' and denounce the free traders bought
with British gold. Pint the finger of skorn
at EN-, and wind up with Pennsylvania
Dodge the niger in Pennsylvany, and the
| nashnel debt also, for the people are mixed.
It's our biznis afore elections to please the
people.
In THE NoRTHwEsT.-Accept the new
departure and assert that no democrat
desires to bust the amendments, or hez any
idea Nv any such thing; speak Nv the col
ored man ez man and brother, and refer
gratefully to his services in the late strug-
gle for the maintenance of free govern
ment. Denounce the tariff (in the rooral
deestricts) ez a swindle onto the west for
the purpose of buildin up the bloated man.
ufacturers of Moo England and Pennsyl-
vany, and agin them bloated manufacturers
pint the witherin finger Nv skorn. Con-
clood with elokent triboot to the grandeur
Nv the northwest.
In OHIo.-Mixed. In the northern
counties accept the new deparcher-in the
middle and southern oppose it. Be high
tariff in the iron and coal counties, and
free trade in the corn and wheat counties.
Dodge the debt question, and pint the fin
ger of skorn at them witch wood drag in
irrelevant ishoos. Conclood with CLOWN
triboot to the greatnis Nv Ohio.
In KENTUCKY.-Denoun niggerism in
all its forms, and urge repoodiashen as
strongly ez possible. Say that Kentucky
will yoose force, eff need be, rather than
permit niggers to be on an ekality with
white men, and pint the finger NV skorn at
them witch wood degrade the white man to
that level. Conclood with CLOWN triboot
to Kentucky.
The Kentucky speech will do for all the
South, exceptin South Carolina and Mssis-
sippi. In those States yoose the speeches
made for Massachusetts,, for in those Stats