The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-01-27
NOR. WESTERS.

A two-foot rule-Dor't stumble.
A strong csse-One made of iron.
The Board Of Trade-The counter.
Pay ~ they go-Railrosd passenger.
Best potatoes for planting-Rsw ones.
New York City has GOO liquor shopa
A mere matter Of form-Cut,ing dress.
Womans -Mstrimony and divorce.
The "Bill of Mortality. William of Prus.
siA
There are u, 900 doctors In the United
States.
The new depot At Altoona, Pa, il 10 cos.
$1,000
Bourbaki. the French General, 10 Of Greek
descent
Why isa woodchuck like = sausagss Be.
cause ito ground hog.
One Of the Sioux chiefs ID named after
VIM. Penn-Bill Goosequill.
Marx Twain receives q, 400 year for be.
ing periodically funny in the Galasy.
The total product of corn 10 estimated At
over eleven hundred millions Of bushels.
''Fooling with . horse pistol" was the
verdict of coroner's jury in Utica, n. Y.
The Hon. Hugh McCulloch, late secre
tary of tho Treasury, has taken house In
Queens 0ste, Hyde Park.
Two young ladies. daaghtess Of President.
Woolsey, Of Yale College, died in Jerusa.
lem early in December last
John Bell Crockett, the graudson of Col.
Davy Crockett, was murdered In his boat
near Memphis, the other day.
Pulverized alumni and common sal, put
on piece of cotton aud checked into hol.
1ow tooth will shut up ito aching.
Say, Smith, where have you been for a
week back :" II haven't been anywhere
for it. haven't got weak back"
Bret Harte, according to . sa. Francisco
letter, is to take up his res idence in Boston,
and write exclusively for the Aaans;c.
Samuel D. Clark, Of Lawrence county. ID
the tAllest member Of the Pennsylvania Leg
islature. He ID six feet four inches high.
Henry Ward Beecher don't believe in
turning the other cheek. He says when .
fellow smitss you, hand him one on hi,
bugle
Mn. John Campbell, Of Brighton, ILL.,, il
said 70 have fallen heir to one. sixth of the
estate Of the late rebel General Ben NcCul.
Tough, estimated at t55o. 600.
''1s 1t true that there 10 poetical inspirs-
tien in tea, coffee and such mild stimulants,
Certainly there 10. There IL the case Of Ed.
Gar A. Poe, for instance. A little would
have made Edgar A. Pos&
The oft-disappointed Nilleritss Of New
England have set another day for going
up"-ths 11th of February-and they have
already commenced to get excited and en-.
shusiastic over their contemplated journey.
On the ''best authority" The Providence.
X. l. Journal says that comet of large size
will Suddenly make its appearance on the
night Of June 18th, 1871, and ''daring the
next four weeks the fate Of the world will
be decided"
The favorite design for the back Of the
new issue Of gold OF coin notes consists of
grouping together In vesy artistic manner
OF oil the gold coins Of the United States in
such . manner - to show both sides Of
every coin.
The Pittsburg papers announce that an
ingenious matchmaker Of New York has re.
Gently constructed, under the auspices of
the Young Mems Christian Association. an
apparatus for registering the number Of
oaths Horace Greeley swears.
4 big, moonstruck youth came fooling q.
round = house in Lexington the other night
with . cracked guitar and creaky volcs, sing-
Ing, Put mo in my little bed" A window
was finally opened, and the gentleman In.
formed that II hs didn't ''dust," he would
stand him on his little head"
jenkins undertook to quote poetry in
praise Of woman, but got Ais authors slisht.
" mixed, - follows:
''oh woman, IN our Aears q easA
Unestaia COY, and hard . please;
Bat se0 TO- oek, familiar with ~ feee.
We 1ne sadsra TIN pity, thsa sIbeaee.s
Capt Tsvis, the cslsbraaed pistol-shot'
has made wager Of t95 that hs win, at
distance Of thirty.six feet with . pistol,
shoot from the top Of . wine bottle cork
on which is placed bullet, dropping the
bullet int the bottle and not breaking the
bottle. He has twelve shots and engages 70
perform the feat four times.
The clever pesm Of "Antony and Cjssps.
tn" By Gen. William II. Lytls, Of Cinciu.
natti, who isll as Chickamauga, h soine
the rounds Of The press = theproductioo Of
VIM ". Story. Story wrote and publish.
ID IN B1seksssd . poem 10 called "Cleopa.
tra" bat Il was entirely diAssent In spirit
rhythm, a.d character from Lytls's.
Tha lady 70 whom ex-escsstazy Seward
b engaged 70 b married b said . b Mics
Olive Risley, daughter Of H. A. Risley, for
nssly Special Agent Of the Treasury. The
wedding y announced 70 taks placs at San
Francisco. On the return Of xr. Ssward's