The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1871-02-02
FL saU is tie naTao 0f the oldest

Of the Chimes deities. lHis na1ne
got mixed in coming seFegg
Why are types like sfiminalsg-
Because g is not pY0perTtoE lock
then up without tPking pgqof. lgE
VERY good. but rather too
pointed as the fsh said when il.
swallowed the bait.
RED CLouD has baeheloF broth
er Hhose name is s.IIe-never-veeps,
Probably the circumstance Of his
being 2 bachelor accounts for, the
drought.
Az ExeHASeE hss long article
headed with. the astonishers '.yYhy
Some Men Don't Marry g We bad
thought al along thatsome men did
marry, butswe may be wrong. d3
SIsoE THE cold weather came on
it has been found necessary to raise
the salary of Indiana echoolmarns,
as they have been compelled to
again wear shoes and stockings.
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A. uNnx, who had been reading
Law, is in the most fearful and ago
nizing doubts about tia6sloe.gliity of
her married eonditioa. She says
s4otteries,a are illegal, and marTiage
is the greatest lottery in Hfe5'g
MISS BRowS, i have been e.
learn how 70 tell fortunes,S said q.
young man to q brisk brunette;-T
'Just give me your hand, please"
la Mr. White, how very suddea
yop are; vel. 60 end ask pa" ..zsb
ioFHERE IS As5aper printed in the
.CheroKee nation in the anative dias
'lect'' An Arkansas editor says3
'sEt Is the worst speeimeR Of picked
tongue we ever saw. 1T looks as
though a hitro-glScerine explosion
had occurred IN q type foahdry.'
800 va 5
BosToN cLAIMsl 2 street-ear con-
duetor that returned Q $500 dias
mond pin that lady lost, he
thought it was eply worth q dellar
and a half, AID when the owner
gave him $50 for returning il, -it
just erawied through his wool What,
a fool he vas szam q s5amssis
Fhs philosophers have decided
that the earth is cooling on. and
will eventually be 50 cold that the
human race cannot live on It. As
tits cooling at the rate Of fifteen de-
grees in 100000 0yeafs, you fellows
that haven't ordered thick overcoats
had better be getting around. 2 p
Mr.. Greely having exhaustd his
knowledge of farming, has started
a series of articles on wind. as 8
source of power. 1t is rumored that
Mr. G. F. Train is on his way to \.
York to get out an injunction on
Horace to suppress the articles, he
claiming to have a patent on all
wind Instruments.
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HAS, when ] pay cash you
charge more than when it goes on
| the book" "Ya'as. dat is richt.7-
You zees lave zemooch sehRrge on
my book, un / zomedimes lose am,
un 20, ven I 'aSea goot cash eush.
toner, i scharge, ,goot briee; bHt yen
Iaputs it on mine book, ] no like 70
scharge 20 much, 20 if he never pay
um, I no lose 20 much
A ScHESEcrADY editor complains
that parents are in the habit of lock
ing young people out Of the house
I
after 0 o'clock. The editor saw q
couple thus locked out the other
night, and they were hanging on the
gate. They Wereso mad that they
kept biting each other, enc being a
young man and the other young
woman. Sueh cases Of hydropho-
bial lare common here toe. oe
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AT A IAsoUERADE BkLb 81 Bridg-
port, Conn, when the. masks weFl
removedi one man. who had beer
firting the worst kind with 8 lady
from Chicago, Was found TO be !
cOlored man Of the deepest dye
The Chiesgo woman said she tho
she smelt something al tke evening
but supposed ell Connecticut pee
pie smellcd that way. The eolored
man was little ahead OF tho boo
when he went out.
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THE aoEe We pas ourselves up
or the Friendship Of the world, th,
more do Ne EeeTfts power over as
And the more so eemmuao ssi6h
! God the more ABSORBED We hecoms
! In His service. The pleasures ol
this fife and the greater Jo.fDof re
Iigion lie in opposite adireeeonsj 90
that every one must make choice
between the pleasures which arc
sensual and those that flow from
yooco nth Cod ana q aenae Of His