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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-08-05

YOUNG MEM

Who have Injured themselves byA certAIn nrsc.
uce, INDUCED In when alone, habit IreouantIv
learned nom evcl companions, or al school. liz
objects OF which are nightly folt, even when
asleep and, Il not cured, renders marriage I'm
should apply Immediately. """ wv"
WhltA pity that young man, the hone M nj.
country, the pride Of his parents, should he
sMnAtched Ir0m all prospects and enIoymenis oi
llle by the consequences Of deViatlng rom the
PAN Of nature, and indulgng In a certain &c
plating 'f "S"'p Suhlem'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-08-05

Leaves Wheeling at 1928 4. NJ, and 4.IO m,
Trains on the Main Line make connections at
baltimore with trains for Philadelphia, New
ington City, For all points South.
Central Ohio trains make direct connection Al
Columbus for nll points West and Northwest.
Tickets to all principal points can b. procured
at the office. JOHN L. WILSON,
MaslerOf Transportation, Baltimore.
Il. T. DEyRIES,
myl7 General Agent, WhOcllbp
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MARRIAGE

reflect that sound mind and body are the most
ntGSessafy requisites 70 promote connubial hap
n ne' iihused, without these the Journey
through ne becomes weary pIlRrImsve, ih1
prospect hourly darkcns to the View. tbS mimi
becomes Swallowed with despair and Allied VIII,
tae melancholy reflection that tho happiness %' Of
another becomes blipbted with mn n~,rP AU'' VI
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YOUNG MEN

Married Persons, or Young Men contempls,Iny
marriage, being aware Of Physical Wraknrsss
Organic Debility, DeiOmitics, speedily currd
he who places himself under the care of DR. ]
may religlously c0nlde In his honor rs a gentle.
nAn, Ahu confidently rely upon his skill asa ply.
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The Only Place whore a Care can b, Obt,I,,a,

DR.. Johnson has discovered the mos, Certain
Speedy, and only RdectuAl Remedy In Inc WNfij
ior Weakness Of the Back or Limbs, stIicturrS
Anrctl9ns OF the Kidneys and Bladder, InyoIqn
H9ry Discharges, Imp0iency General Debility
SS or Dyspepsia, Lsnguor, Low Splrts
Timidity, Trembling, Dimness Of Sight ar GIS
Siness, Disease OF the Head, Throat Moss or
SSkih, Affections OF the Liver, Lungs, Stomach or
gsto,MtIs-ihose Terrible Disorders arising nm.
SpoliAfy Habits OF Youth Secret and SOLITARY
s5SS nS more ltal TO ther victims than The
I Hs w. Syrens 70 the Mariners OF Ulysses BLIGHT
Jug thg!r most brilliant hopes and aatcjnSii6Hs
'enUetIng MARRIAGE, &c, IInposaihln F',''"'
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-07-25

When is ship like a scarf pin ?
When it is on the bosom of a heavy
swell.
81 thought you told me, doctor, chat
Smiths fever had gone Off"
"Oh, yes; but it and Smith went of
together"
An exchange wanting to compli-
ment live stock journal, says it is
edited by a man whose head is chuck
full of live stock. Doubtful compli-
ment.
A western clergyman has become
suddenly rich, and his fear that it will
become known that he gained his mon
ey in lottery makes him feel very
miserable.
1t is a singular what a fund of infor-
nation Greeley has. One day in New
Orleans, some inquisitive fellow asked
him how to stop the crevasse. "Dam
it, sir; don't ask me-" was the charac-
teristic, not to say appropriate reply.
A notorious gambler, who has ruined
his constitution by high living and
hard drinking, said to his physician
the other day, doctor, suffer the
pains of the damned"
"Yeu may think so now," grimly re.
piled the physician, "but just hold on
a little while longer, and you will find
out the difference"
The Bates-Swan wedding, in Lon.
don, recently, was undoubtedly the
tallest affair of the season, Bates is
feet long when standing up, and about
the same lying down. Lying or stand
ing, he weighs 400 pounds. The bride
of Bates is few inches taller than hel
husband, and about the same weight
1t is not stated where her wedding
trousseau was procured, but it is esti
mated that there were about six acres
of it.
Ofthe very funny things which caus,
tears of laughter to drool out of the
mouths of the intellectual Democracy
in these days, the following is fail
specimen:
JUST THINK OF IT.
If all the world was brindle pups,
And all the sea was chink,
And all the corn wouldn't make horn
What would Grant have to drink?
It's enough 10 make old Greeley
! Scratch his head and think.
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1.-THE OTHER YOUNG MAN.
[From the Harvard Advocate j

[From the Harvard Advocate
o, mother, I've had gorgeous timei I
was there from even till ten.
Such glorious fun, such beautiful place
and mother, such splendid meni
oh, / wish that was a student and, moth
or, saw Cousin Ned
He has grown to be perfectly lovely ,"
and had a still lovelier spread.
For only think, mother, as Fan and got
out of that horrid car,
Cousin Ned came up with another young
man so we didn't need dear papa.
But we gave him our shawls and umbrel-
las to hold and Ned he went Off with
Fan;
But.he indrodnced me--mothor, why do
you frown ?--to his comrade, the uther
young man.
He was perfectly splendidr - We went to
the church; and mother dear, wasn't
it fun2
1 recognized lots of fellows there before the
Grafton was done.
And, mother, what are "Peelers?' 1 tho't
it a regular sin
For the whole Freshman class to cry
"Peelers," and make such noise COM
ing in.
He carried me round to the spreads, moth
er; it was just like matinee ball;
And then he and had tete-a-tete in ro-
mantle Old Holworthy Hall.
He made me smoke, mother, wee cigar
cite drank my first glass of cham
payne;
And fibbed when he spilled ice cream on
my dress-for told him it wouldn't
stain.
Then went to the dance round the tree,
mother it was really beautiful scene,
Though the Sophmores pushed the poor
Freshmen around and I thought that
was terribly -Aean,-
| While the Seniors embraced one another
with such an affection and vim,
That, mother, folt really jealous, when
saw all his friends hugging him.
When he got through that horrible hug
ging, we went to a lot of nice "teas,"
And we adjourned from the rooms, moth
or, to quiet spot under the trees.
He was splendid he said 1 was lovely
Do you think that was just the right
thing?
And, mother, he gave me akeepsake; see,
here it is-only a ring.
l spoke to him by his first name, mother
you really don't think that he'd care
He called me by mine, and I didn't.
gave him lock of my hair,
Which he kissed, and then put in his
watch, mother; and a watch, you
know. lies next the heart.
Papa cruelty came at the moment, and l.
alas had to depart.
He said he would walk TO the station; now
mother dear, wasn't that kind?
Ned and Frank made remarks about
"spooning, "and giggled, like children
behind.
But, mother dear, while we were walking
how nice it was-down to the car.
He said something perfectly splendid,'
| I'll tell Won Tomorrow. mamma. O.
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Rates of Advertising

Honor, with some, is sort Of paper
credit with which men are obliged to
trade, who are deficient in the sterling
cash of morality and religion. Do
not be over-fond of anything, or con-
slider that for your interest which
makes you break you word, quit your
modesty, or incline you to any prac-
tice which will not bear the light.
Remember, that he is indeed the
wisest and the happiest man who, by
constant attention of thought, discov-
ers the greatest opportunity of doing
good, with ardent and animated reso-
luton, breaks through every opposi-
tion, that he may improve those oppor-
tunities.
Love in its varied phases, can only
acquire purity Of dignity, when guild
ed by an inward power over ourselves;
that is in itself the very germ of vir-
tue.
The darkest day in any mans career
is that wherein he fancies there is some
easier way of getting dollar than by
squarely earning it.
1t will afford sweeter happiness in
the hour of death to have wiped one
tear from the cheek of sorrow than to
have ruled an empire.
If you fall into misfortune, disen-
gage yourself as well as you can.
Creep through the bushes that have
the fewest briars.
1t is very dangerous for any man to
find any spot on the broad globe that
is sweeter to him than his home.
The secrets of nature are the Sc
crets of God-part of that glory into
which man is not to press too boldly.
Selfwill is so ardent and active, that
it will break a world to pieces to make
stool to sit on.
1t is the privilege of human nature
above brutes, to love those that dis
oblige us.
In prayer, it is better to have a
heart without words, than words with
out heart.
Modesty seldom resides in a breast
that is not enriched with noble vir-
tues.
There is no fear in love; but perfect
love casteth out fear.
The most difficult thing in life is to
know yourself.
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry
of speaking, picture.
The good, for virtues sake, abhOr
sin.
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Four weighty Indianians, averaging
$40 pounds apiece, are to have a toot
race.
Mrs. Fair Gaura d. says she can
not realise that she has hurt Mr.. Crit
tendon. But Mrs. Crittendon does.
We have heard of but one old wo-
man who kissed her COW, but there are
thousands of young ones who have
kissed great calves.
A beautiful complexion is the most
useful beauty woman can have. Like
charity, it "covers multitude of sins"
against all the known laws of contour
and proportion.
Mr.. Braxton Bragg, Jr., a son of
the rebel General Bragg, and another
young man named Madison Wilson,
INDUCED in a little shooting match in
Mobile on Saturday, Wilson was kill
ed, and that ended the sport.
If woman will, she will. To prove
this statement we have the case of
Mary Fitzpatrick, who, being arrested
and locked up on Monday in Troy, at
tempted to commit suicide by digging
hole in her arm with her thumb
nail.
A girl in Third avenue car was re-
mcnstrated with by the conductor for
using profane language. She arose at
once, and bowing politely to the other
feminine passengers, begged TO be ex-
cused, saying she had forgotten there
we're ladies present.
A woman who went into a photo
graph establishment in Philadelphia,
the other day, to have picture of her
baby taken, gave the child a prelimi-
nary spanking, in order, as she said,
"to bring healthy bloom into its
cheeks, so it would make a pretty pic
ture."
Mr. Milford, in his Talk of Old
Japan" says that nudity in the bath
where both sexes plunge in together,
is as innocent in the eyes of the Japa-
nese as the low necked dresses of our
ladies is in our estimation. The most
scrupulously modest japanese women
has no more scruple in bathing with
her whole circle of acquaintances than
has the Long Branch belle in seeking
the surf in the presence of her mascu-
line admirers.
In town in Ohio, not long ago, the
wemen went in bands of two and three
with thier knitting and sewing into the
dramshops of that place, and spent
the whole day with their work, and
talking politely on various topics.
Husbands and friends came in, saw
how things looked, and had not the
courage to step up to the bar and
drink. This was kept up for several
days, and the result was every shop in
the place was closed.
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long through the mountains, has quite
gorgeous appearace.
Maine is pleasantly located in East
port, nearly opposite to Grand Manan.
Grandma Nan is said to be the cold
est inhabitant' in that region. An
"onreliable cuss" from Moo Jersey
said that "Maine was not worth a
dam" This statement is diabolically
false. The Kenebec is crossed by a
prodigious dam creating numerous mill
sites. The Millcite tribe of indians
are located here in large quantities.
Calais, although generally supposed to
be peaceable little town, is noted for
its mills" The population, are chif
ly Mill writes. The Millerite doctrine
is the established religion.
Pennsylvania was settled by Eng.
lish Quakers under w. Penn, who is
noted for his up-write deelings with
the Indians. Being honest, he could
not be called steel Penn. Cincinnati
has been made pig-culiarly famous by
its pen, having been settled by the de-
scendants of Ham. Phila lelphia, its
capital, is capitally laid out in regular
streets. A large amount of capital
has probably been laid but to produce
such fine appearances good deal
of work is done Oh the square there.
Pete Roleum is the well-thest man in
State. He owns several ile-lands, and
is supposed to be descendant of the
Bore-bons. In fact, he says he has
been on the Bourbon" thrOlOn.
Oregon is so called after Mormon
gentleman O'Regan. 1t is chiefly noted
for being the residence of Low the
poor Indian" and his family. They
depend principally on scalping for q
livelihood, and barely manage, by SC
doing, to make both ends meet.
Some one who has observed their mode
of fiourishing tomahawk says "they
must do fourishing business" though
not very sharp they are noted as hail
raisers.
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John X. Hanock,

A TTORNEY AT LAW aud Solicitor of
IA Patents, No. 565 French street(opposite
Reed House) Erie, Pa. Will practice in
the several State Courts and the United
States Courts. Special attention given to
soliciting patents for Inventors infringe
ments, re-issue and extension of patents
carefully attended to. References: Hon.
James Campbell, Clarion; Hon. John $.
McCalmont, Franklin; III. l.. Il A. Is.
onesta. 27
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DR.. j. L. Acomb,

physician AND SURGEON, who has
l. had fifteen years experiencein large
and successful practice, will attend all
Professional Calls. Office in his Drug and
Grocery Store, located in Tidioute, near
Tidioute House.
IN HIS STORE WILL BE FOUND
A full assortment of Medicines, Liquors
Tobacco, Cigars, Stationery, Glass, Paints,
Oils, Cutlery, and fine Groceries, all of the
best quality, and will be sold at reasonable
rates.
II. r. BURGESS, an experienced Drug
gist from New York, has charge of the
Store. All prescriptions put up accurately
IT,
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Tint Sons g. Co.'s

NEW ENGINES. The undersigned have
IN for sale and will receive orders for the
above Engine. Messrs. Tiff Sons & Co.
are now sending to this market their IL
Horse Power Engine with l4-Horse Power
Boiler peculiarly adapted to deep wells.
OFFICES at Duncan IL Chalfants, dealers
in Well Fixtures, Hardware, &c, Main st.
next door to Chase House, PleasantyillO,
and at Mansion House, Titusville.
tt. X. BRETT & SON, Agents.
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IRvINEToN, PA. w. A. Hallenback,
Proprietor. This hotel is NEW, and is
.ow open as q first class house, situate at
ne junction of the Oil Creek q Allegheny
diver and Philadelphia & Erie Railroads,
pposite the Depot. Parties having TO lay
yer trains will find this the most conven-
ent hotel in town, with first-class accom-
nodations and reasonable charges. tt.
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May a turkey be said to be a ghost
when it is a-goblin?
Laugh at no man for his pug nose
you can't tell what may turn up.
What leads people to buy all sorts
of trash at auctions ?-more bid curios-
ity.
If you would lay in a supply of old
wine, be sure and make it out of elder
berries.
If man gets up when day breaks,
can he be said to have the whole day
before him.
There were one hundred and TWEEN
ty-nine applications for divorce in
Chicago last week.
The difference between an editor
and his wife it, the one writes articles
to set, and the other sets articles to
rights.
A Connecticut editor unkindly al
ludes to rival editors head as the
Polar regions, because it is great
white bare place.
An Oshkosher, fearing his friends
didn appreciate him dined moodily
on bread and butter and rat poison,
and silently stole away.
An exchange mentions case be.
yond the ordinary oculisis 1t is that
of young lady who instead of pu-
pill has college student in her eye.
An old bachelor having been laugh
ed at by bevy of pretty girls, told
them they were small potatoes. ave
may be small potatoes" replied one of
them, "but we are sweet ones"
A Maryland paper has the following
personal :" Senator Grimes is home,
that good old soul, we soon shall see
him more; his health is better than it
was for several years before"
A Wisconsin paper tells about a
girl who hated her suitor to such an
extent, that when he called TO see her
on Sunday evening, she threw her arms
about his neck and squeezed him al
most to death. The youth was so
alarmed that he didn't call again the
next evening.
Thirsty gent enters the bar-room of
a Hrst-class hotel early in the day I:
Landlord, l guess Pve got sense
enough TO take drink this morning.
Obsequious bartender furnishes the de-
sired beverage, and the thirsty gent
smiles, smacks his lips and remarks !:
We'll, old tol, that's prime, but I'm
cussed if I've gots cents enough to pay
for it, [Exit with flying colors.]
An observant young man in Port
land, Maine, gre tly admired mar
ried lady Of that town, and was in the
habit of looking in at her window as he
passed. One day he saw her wave a
handkerchief and forthwith rang the
door-belI. After he was picked out OF
the gutter few moments later, and
his contusions dressed by the nearest
surgeon, it was explained 20 him that
the lady was merely shaking some
crumbs from a napkin.
Patrick saw a bull paving in field
and thought what fun it would be to
catch him by the horns and rub his
nose in the dirt. The idea was 50 fun
ny that he laid down and laughed tC
think of it. The more he thought of il
the funnier it seemed, and he deter
mined to do it. Taurus quickly tossed
him over the fence. Pat leisurely
picked himself up with the consolatory
remark: "Well it's mighty foin'
thing l had my laugh fOorst."
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T OVER TIDIOUTE, Pa, DIS. RAMS
II DEEL & Son Props. This house having
been refited is now the most desirable stop
ping place in Tidioute. A good Billiard
Room attached. Ally
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refitted and is now in the first-class order,
with tho best of accommodations. Any
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this point will be cheerfully furnished.
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DRACTICAL Harness Maker and Sad
i dler. Three doors north of Holmes
House, Tionesta, Pa. All work is war
ranted. IT,
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nR. J. N. BOLARD, of Tidioute, has
IL returnsd TO his practice after an alb
senee of four months, spent in the Hospi-
tails of New York, where ha will attnnd
calls in his profc cssion.
Office in Eureka Drug Store, Sd door
above the bank, Tidioute, Pa. 49tf
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The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1871-11-08

out accident or anything TO mar the pleasure.
unless we except the number Of mon who, ere
the day was over. was under the Influence OF
Intoxicating drink. We think the managers
Ut the fair do very wrong in permitting bar
rooms and 9th. objectionable establishments
place within tho enclosure. 1t detracts most
from tho enjoyment OF the day. We observed
colored policeman, in uniform, in a very in
roxicated condition. Ho had NO. / on his can.
and should bo dismissed The service for his
conduct.
To day promises to DO gala day, and no
d 'nbt great crowds will BIO present. The baEe
b y contest will prubal ~ take place about IL
o'olock;i as tho tournament has been post
poned until to.m-rrow. A large number OF
.Dgers arc now in the city. who will all be
p esent to-day. Tho trains leading to tn. city
ame In loaded down with passengers. We
m ~ cxLo,t lively times to-day. Let every!
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The oaso Strongly Stated.

The Richmond Enquirer, after, dis
onssing the question, ought the writ of
hrdeas corpus to have been suspended in
South Carolina, says:
"The extraordinary fact thus appeara
that the Governor and LieutenanI.G Go
vernon OF the State, both Republicans,
declare in advance that there was no me-
cessity for martial law in that State: the
further statement of tho Washington
correspondent Of the New York Tribune
that it was preconcerted plan Of certain
politicians to work up list of outrages
in order to hnve pretext for declaring
martial law; and then mistake which
included Marion County in the Presi-
dents proclamation issued in Union
tion OF Radical Judge and the grand
jnries of Chester land York Connties
TINT 'the allegations contained in the
proclamation Of the President are acifh-
ont foundnhom. Now. who should know
best? The Radical officials and grand
jnrymen of South Carolina, or the Pre-
sident?
ut seems to as tAat This is far more
tiagrant outrage than any which has
been committed by any of the ku
Klux."
Again. 1t appears that we nave the
authority Of the New York Tribune, of
last yeur, for the fact that at that time
the Republicans we're deliberately seek
ing ~ pretcxt to declare martini law in
the South.
Said the cores oondent of the Tri5uas
in June. 1870:
''It is believed that the ensuing elee-
tons in the South. will result, in some
instances, not perhaps in the defeat of
the Republican party, but in the defeat
of certain individuals who nre and have
been using that party as a means only to
their own selfish advancement Fore
seeing this, the effort is to get up an ex-
cusa to declare martial law, and local
newspapers in the interest of the men
alluded to are teeming with accounts of
'"utrages. This is particularly the case
in North Carolina, and no surprise need
be felt ut daily dish of horrors from
that State. served up in the Chronicle
'for, said one of the North Carolina
Senators. 'we intend to use the military,
and. i'll Justification, we must get these
statements disseminated through tho
North
This reveals the programme that was
carried out in South Carolina. The
Union did it's part in South Carolina and
tho Washington Chronicle aided and
abetted. The schemers and plotters sue
c-eded but too we'll