Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1871-06-11

never smoke. " Young Lady, lin a
huff: "Well, I'd offer you some soap
if I thought you ever washed!"
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A LADY, in examining the inscrip-
tiohs and effgies on the tombstones
ira cemetery, came upon one which
bore the! neafy-engraved image of
a horse, the reason of which she
vainly strove to ascertain by the IN
scr ptioh, when a little girl, who
was with her, remarked that it was
put OH the stone, because he died
of nightmare" -s
A LAWYER attempted to be sharp
on young lady who wanted to
read Kent and Story, and asked her
if she was not afraid, if she became
a lawyer, that she would lose her
reputation for truth and honesty.
To this the young lady retorted, II
didn't know that lawyer ever had
any such reputation to lose"
A HoosIER having learned some
where that the best method of
egress from this life was to shut
ones self up and burn charcoal, he
was found the other day in a ten
acre lot near very comfortable fire
of that meterial. As he had not
put the bars up, it didn't operate. =,
AwoMAN who went into a photo
graph establishment in Broadway,
the other day, to have a picture Of
her baby taken, gave the child a
preliminary spanking, in order, as
she said, ito bring healthy bloom
into its checks, so it would make 9
pretty picture.
Two ladies' in Mobile made a bel
} rs to their respective husbands
claims to LONELINESS. Nobody IL
! that section being able to decide
which husband is the worst looking
it is proposed to leave it to the Join
High Commission.
: "IF catch you at this again,
> yelled an exasperated farmer at
boy whom he had detected stealth,
his fruit but failed to catch, Ell
shut you up in my ice-'iouse and
and-uum Your jacket fol- you, yo'
e young vagabond!"
WARNING.-A servant-girl tolt
her master the other morning tina
she was about to give his wife warn
: ing and quit the house. "Happ,
\ girl! You'd that I could gire he
onning, too" responded the hides
cribable brute. y oEt :.
= AN old topper, hearing that pub
; lie drinking fountain had been Sc
+ in an uptown street, at once trav
:. el.ed for il, but was unmistakabl
. disgustedswhen he found it. dispenf
A. ~ - - 49,
J" ed nothing BUT Cfoton.
THERE is said to be young lad
in New Haven whose case is beyon
: the ordinary experience Of oculist'
as, instead of a common pupil, sh
Is has got a college student in her ey'
$ An OLD lady who saw notice I
THE Dead March in SAUL" SAIL
"Weli, I declare to man, eff I eve
:. knew that the dead marchedin Sau
- or anywhere else"
p CANABALJsM IN MAINE The Por
" land Press recently announced, :"
le public breakfast of ministers an
members of evangelical church,
= will be held this mornirg."
TO A FASHIONABLE mammals advice
er a married daughter: Never tai
is your husband to an evening part,
Or there is nothing that is always {
IN much in the way.
The Comanche Indians are di
,e gusted with the colored troops b.
rs cause they are SO uncommonly har
l. to scalp. %
At CATTLE are dumb beasts, but |
2 getting themselves together IN lafs
r numbers they make themselves her
e The reason why editors have the
y, ~ manners, epoiled, is because they r
9. ceive so many evil communication
In California Pacific Mails
y; the name given to qmet and goo
st natnred husbands- -;s3oI