The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1871-04-12
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There are forty seven con-
nected with the New York press.
Mrs. Stanton, says Grant gives all
tic Offices to his needy relations.
The Westminster Review thinks
Alice Cary, the American .poetess.
In Tennessee, a boy aged Is and a
girt 13 were recently married.
A mar in Missouri aged 10, MARI.
ed a girl aged II. Rather young.
Utah has n woman aged 81 who
hoes her OWN potatoes. industrious.
a divorce in Indiana costs-com-
mon SIS; alimony S25; large alimony
$50. Business increasing.
Kate say5 she married where she
did not love, and now loves where
she cannot marry. o, dear.
School boys in Massachusetts carry
revolvers in the school room. Where
is Ben Butler?
Senator Morton, desires to be the
successor of General Grant. He is
not willing to go to England.
The oil regions should be the most
patriotic parts of our country, because
they are the best drilled.
Nasty intended to call his baby for
Anna Dickinson, but it's not that
sort of a baby. What a pity.
Clara Schumann, the celebrated
German pianist, is coming to the
United States this m
The Woman's Rights Advocate has
an essay t o prove that Shakespeare
was a woman. He wore pantaloons.
Twenty seven of Brigham Youngs
mothers-in-law have passed over the
river since the year 1865.
The latest job disclosed at Albany
Is q project to steal the tow paths OF
State Canals. Where is Ben Butler.
The Jewish Times announces itself
in favor of the equality in the syna-
gogue of scxes. That is right.
TIE freshest editorial from Forney
is a severe attack on the adulterati0n
of maple sugar. Down on sand.
Short sleeves are not fashionable in
New York just now. Cause-general
vaccination is the fashion.
Bayard Taylor's latest production is
some remarkably early cucumbers for
the Philadelphia market.
The New York Swells have ordered
white French flannel fer their summer
wear. Delicate little lambs.
Senator Ames has made his maiden
speech, and it seems, has also maiden
absurd object of himself. Poor Ames.
Tho Duluth Morning Call thinks it
a shame that so fine a city should be
without a beautiful burying place.
It is rumored that General Grant
proposes to divide his hair in the cen
ter like the biggest fool in America.
Forsyth, of Georgia beats the sa-
loonmen by carrying a gallon of water
in a two gallon jug and then calling
for a gallon of whisky, refusing to
pay for it, when it is taken back and
he gets a half gallon in the water.
Mr.. Beecher, last Sabbath lost his
text. With the utmost sang froid he
turned over leaf after leaf, hunting
with his finger verse after verse. and
finally his eyes lit upon the passage,
. when he proceeded.
An enterprising farmer, always on
the lookout for information regarding
his profession, seeing work advertiz-
ed under the title of Grain on 7Mowh
Grass" sent for it and found it was a
volume of sermons.
Brigham Young has ordered from
"a house in Chicago a spring suit for
s part of his family. The order is for
twenty six velvet .cloaks-twenty six
dresses and sixty suits of male attire
and thirty six dress coats.
A package of $4,000 in gold cou-
pons, due April LIST, of bonds of the
Indianapolis Bloomington and West
ern railway, and was stolen while en-
route from Herkimer county, New
York to Troy.
One of the latest achievements of
science is feeling a patients pulse by
telegraph. An invalid being i'll Wash
ington, desired to consult his own
physician in New York. The beats
of the pulse were transmitted with one
hand on the patients wrist and the
other ON the telegraph keys.
Adviccs from Mexico state that
there is a dead lock in the Mexican
Congress. A fusion of the opponents
of Juarez had taken place, insuring a
majority against him, and the adhe-
rents of Juarez withdrew, leaving
Congress without Il quorum to repre-
sent partisan legislation.
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