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Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-08-07
ANEW Thing for Worcester |!

An lea Cream Mandatory has been established at
No. O Pleasant Street,
from which place peddlers will carry it to any and all
Nothing but the very best of Cream this estab
lishment.
Hotels Saloons, &c supplied on liberal terms; they
will nnd II cheaper to buy of US than 20 make il,
make II a speciality.
Patronage neighboring and villages solicit
ed Orders received by drivers, or at the Factory
BERLIN WHITE. Proprietor,
No. . Pleasant ST., Worcester, Mass.
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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
In Heaven Wen Know Our Own.
by HANNAH ]. M'INTosH.

Thank God for the faith that teaches,
When the struggle of life Is oef,
We shall meet our own-our loved ones,
And shall know them all once more!
What matter though life be dreary,
and we tread its paths alone,
Il. When the Journey of life IS ended,
In heaven we'll know our own?
ss,,o atjr,es M zen fate fcowns are darkest
And clouds hide the fair blue sky,
For the tender love of the lost ones,
= Our souls will vainly cry.
Then. sweetly over our spirits,
Husfing the hearts wild moan,,
Comes the whisper Of faith-be patient
And III Heaven wei know our own.
And life and its cares grow brighter,
In theilisht of this precious thought:
when the conflict at last is over,
And the battle of life is fought,
And we work in faith and submission,
The victory shall be Won,
And in. Heaven where rest awaits us,
We shall meet and know our own.
And how will it be. wonder
Shall those who are dearest here
Be dearest again IN Heaven?
Or think YOU when we stand SO near
The throne of loving Father,
That his children, every one,
Shall seem equally dear to each otherf
Can any be like our own?
wondcr-but there-no matter;
That belongs to the great To Be;
And We'll seeall these things IAore clearly
In the light of eternity.
'Tis enough to know If we're faithful
Till the labor of lite is done,
III the ..sweet by and by : III Heaven
We shall meet and know our own.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

military officer Of the United States,
or by any soldier or citizen acting
under the orders of said marshal,
deputy, or such military; officer, with,
in any one Of said counties, charged
with any violation OF the acts Of Con-
gress aforesaid, during the contlnu-
ance OF such rebellion.
In witness whereof | have hereun.
to set my hand, and caused the seal
Of the United States to be affixed.
Done at the City of Washington, this
seventeenth day of October, in the
year Of our Lord one thousand
eight hundred and seventy.one
and of the Independence of the
United States of America the nine
ty-sixth.
(Sisned) U. S. GRANT.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

ORIGIN OF DOMESTIC WINES
While Noah was planting his vine
yard, the devil cameto him and said
What are you doing here?' Plant
ing a vineyard replied Noah. 'Wha
is the use Of q vineyard ? inquired
the devil. Said Noah, its fruit wheth
er fresh or dry, (grapes or raisins) il
sweet and good and its wine glad
dens the heart. Let us work it OF
shares says the devil. Agreed,
said Noah"
Now what does the devil do? H
brings lamb, lion, a hog, and {
monkey, sacrifices them and mingles
the blood with the soil.
Therefore, if man only eats O
the frat Of the vineyard, he is as
nice and innocent as lamb; if he
drinks aoine, he thinks he is a lion
when he is not, and falls into mis-.
chief; if he drinks habitually, he be.
comes as selfish and unmannerly as a
hog; if he gets drunk, he jabbers
and jumps about, and is as silly and
nasty as monkey.
So saith the Talmud, and the wit
of the Ialmud is the wisdom of God
uttered through the eSperisnee of
man concerning pure wines s-domes-
+;o ,r;noo. .J4Jc ---.-!J. !. ~ W -. lid
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
The Grocery and Dry Goods
Trade of Augusta.

In connection with and outside OF
cotton trade Augusta does fine bu-
siness both, in groceries and dry goods.
In the city are some large establish
ments in both lines and number of
smaller houses, but managed by en-
terprising merchants who have their
full share of American go-ahead-
ativeness. The planters in the neigh
boringcounties depend upon Augusta
fortheir supplies, and.hence as soon as
the cotton crop is made and brought
TO town, the stores are thronged by
the honest tillers of the soil, who
then purchase their winter stock Of
groceries and dry goods. The good
wife and the little ones at home all
expect something as soon as the cot
ton is sold and the wagons on their
return trips are filled almost as much
as when they left home with the
(" King" Then again in the spring,
when planting operations commence,
more supplies have to be obtained,
and large quantities of bacon, corn
and other produce, together with
goods to be disposed otto the hands
for clothing, are bought from the diff
ferent merchants, every planter hav-
ing preference for one or the other,
SO that each has his share of the pat
ronage. At these two seasons, then,
our merchants are especially busy,
but they by no means depend upon
this trade alone. A large local bu-
siness is done both in dry goods and
groceries, the former, in particular,
being extensively patronized by the
ladies Of Augusta. Then again the
smaller towns in the vicinity, both in
Georgia and South Carolina, obtain
their goods here from our wholesale
dry goods, grocery, drug, furniture
clothing, book and shoe houses: In
fact, almost everything they wish can
be had in Augusta, and they seldom
60 farther for their merchandise oi
all descriptions. New firms com
mence business every year and they
allseem to prosper.-Constitutionalis
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
4 iR,EEaD falt T5fHa s 8 FOLiLOWINGGl 6 ;:

% as 5 Af I 'saea s ss
what for safe and legitimate no % oil sh ntus rates have have
% Bssn ab @ to RETURN their the amount charged
W first organized the reliability the data
which the n1 5 a 91
wo event. meet all the presumed end unforeseen contingencies 'ne
involved doubt bet better to fix the s rate too
could be E returning the e nyods nnossr2 @ a be
5aPs Of @ 5s fsS the sss:ES unnecessary m me
sev having tor GsnT4sa @ that these rates are excess
vs Sv6s Sfa the ge
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aSsIsa a peP ssnt neys lower than Mataa
be determined what has previously cost thf
Sggss tt f . sy sSss R5 eaP M s Isl
nf9s1sa Experience % @ saa bo1n that there
which theory being considered as elements the calculation Of the
Sgm a9 o~s S5s s sss ] % g H s
Vsbs a Vs I9 5m the pg Policies members and from other
Profits from possessed Of capital 100000 and dol
AMOUNT business would give the s stockholders M dividends ISL Largely I IN et *
sss of Tha5 T TeT SoRnte Sass determined amg
ys s cea sto 5es s @ Re n9 h 9i' a sources naS al
n:a1s s R R P Ss % sas = d hv Hs'i1
the extent Of Annual Premium uponh ey and S n share ,d 2
By By this system with the 0nresnl the poEyhOder secures
g59.S 6 e. e s 3 s 1e % sssr sr ssy .s
aaes Whsh l aoea oM cost Insurance Worthy attention
same Isiyna smoun Mutual Company vsud have
By allowing its pocyos to retain ths own pos
S3 GOO and paid too instead of the end
s% nre COST % ng sH s Poh as
sssssP PsEa ss: %e ss sa.s g & s s5 0
msees with the low stock rates
Of premium must necessarily possible advantage
be derived from prudent and careful
The low rates premium compel economy and independent participation
mon the pohod of the
we'll managed while by the proposed participation
what the profits Of the business the cost will be s
turtle diminished. ,..,s,
the profits UNIVERSAL LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANY offers insurance lowest practicable cost
under the making application the Head Office
the Agents o the Company.
The Company in sound Afq,aial conAaon 90
O . Radoof 1tscls to Liabilities l36 to 100
sGOoD RELIABLE AGENTS WANTED who will deal direct with
the New York Office and whom full General Agents Commissions viii
be paid. o -, ,,,,, oer,, Ia
May "a ~, 81 .a a. - nm. M
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
Mapy wears 1agoiTin the northerna

Mauy yedI III Vue Hoipl0i
part of New Jersey, q Judge of
Dutch descent conducted mufderi
trial. The evidence was all I'M and
the Judge had gone out to replentishEtt
the inner man previous to giving his.
charge. AS he returned into court
he found The prisoner playing old
sledge with the sheriff, while the fore.
man of the jury was fast asleep. He
took his seat, and began his charge
as follows Misdef Foreman and
toder iurymans Der prisoner, Hans
Vleckter, is finished his game nit der
sheriff.; und has peat him; but |
shall dake gare he don't peat me.
Hans has peen dried for murder pc
fore you, and you must pring in der
vardick; put. it must pe'cordin to
der law. De man he kilt wasn't kilt
at all, as it was proved he is in der
jail at Morrisdown for; sheep-sdealln
Put dat ish no madder. Der law says
ven dere ish tout, you give EN- to
der prisoner; put dere dish no tout (;
so you see der prisoner ish guilty.
Pesides, be ish great loafer. l hat
knowd him witty year, und-he hashnt
tone sditch Of work in. all dat
dime, und dare is no one defending
ubon him vor deir li6n, .und he ish
no use to nopody... | dilk it would
be goot blans to hang him, for de ex-
ample. l dink, Mr.. Voremans, dat
he peter be hung next vourt o Shuly,
ash der militia ish goin'' to drain in
anoder county, und dere would pc no
vun goin' on here 1t should be ad-
ded, to the credit of the jury. that,
in spite of this learned and impartial
charge, they acquitted the prisoner,
finding him 1" not guilty, if he would
leave the State. ~: ,is.,,. o.on.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

of apeople there is no more hope Of
a return Of former purity. The dag
gersof Brutus could destroy a Caesar,
but it was powerless to. remove the
degeneracy which carved for another
master. AT IA later day, when VIC
torious general was made consul for
a term Of years, how long was it be-
fore the universal suffrage of a. sub
servient people made him consul foI .
ten years, then consul for life, and II
nally Emperor There are enough
points of resemblance between those
times and ours to excite apprehen,
sions of similar consequences.-Wll-
mington Journal. L.-A -.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
Cheer Him.,

In one Of our large cities, a fire
broke out in a lofty dwelling. 1t was
near midnight, and the flames had
made headway before they were dis
covered. The fire companies rallied,
but the smoke had become so thick
,hat the outlines Of the house were
scarcely visible, and the fiery eie-
nent was raging with fearful power,
when a piercing cry thrilled all hearts
us they learned that there was one
person yet unsaved within the build
lug. In a moment a ladder was
swung through the flames and plant
ell against the heated walls. and a
brave fireman rushed up its rounds
to the rescu'.
Overcome Ivy the smoke, and per-
haps daunted by the Kissing flames
before him, lie halted anl seemed to
hesitate. 1t Was an awful scene. A
he hung in the balance, aud each
.aoment was an asr.
Cheer him - shouted a voice
from the crowd, and avid :" hurrah !
burst like tempest from the behold
ing multitude. That cheer did the
work, and the brave fireman went
upward amid smoke and flame, and
~ Il moment descended with the res
cued Que in his arms.
Friend, brother, when you see a
brave soul battling with temptation
struggling under the cross, rushing
forward to rescue dying men, ano
yet faltering in an hour of weakness:
or q moment of peril, then "cheel
him !" And as pebbles fall may
change a rivers course, so your words
of sympathetic kindness may uplif
a dropping heart, and fix its falterinG
purpose for noble life.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

A young minister nj whose reputation
for veracity was not very good, once
ventured to differ with an old doctor
Of divinity as to the efficacy Of the
why said he, "ths only time
my father ever whipped me it was
for telling the truth.
"Well," retorted the doctor, II. it
cured you Of it, didn't it?" :. 80.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
This Company Following Important Advantages 70 nost
II 1 ahnut Hfacne insurance on theft Lives: AZ

NIDsdraac5 at Stock Rates. Being remE 20 t9 SO Per
Cent less than the Rates charged by Mutual Companies
3D. Each Pocyholder regarded as Stakeholder to the
extent of Annual Premium on his Policy and Will share
in the Profits of the7Comany extent Stock
holder owning an equal amount of the Capital Stock
3d. Every Policy issued by the Company nonorfeitabe
and contains Stating Surrender Value
BEFORE NsUR1Na Your ACCEPTING AGENCY OF ANY
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
HAMILTON EASTER g. SONS,

HAMILTON EASTER o. SONS,
OF BALTIMORE, MD.,a,i.
10 order the better to meet the wants of their
Retail Customers at Q distance, have establish
ed KS. :: l,tii lrlssits1 3 fiI..t i'ffs
1 SAMPLE BUREAU. i,o.-t
and ntwill, upon applicaiTrompt7y send by
mai full lines of Samples Of the, Newest and
host Fashionable Goods, Of FRENC ca, ENG
LISH and DOMESTIC MANUFACTURE,
teeing at all times to sell as TOTO, If not
at less price,, than any house in the country.
Buying our goods from the largest and most
celebrated manufacturers in the, different parts
Of Europe, and importing the same by Steam
ers direct to Baltimore, our stock Is at ell
times supplied with the novelties of the Lon
don and Paris markets. 1Gc r'.aG.
AS We buy and sell only for cash, and make
mo bad deJts, We are able and willing to sell
our goods at FROM TEN TO FIFTEEN PER CENT.
LESS PaoEIr than if we gave,crcdit. | i:'.i:3
In sending for samples specify the kind Of
goods desired Wetkesp the best grades Of
every class of goods, from the lowest to the
most costly. .,.,r4.
order. r,iaeeompa,Hita W he = sa4h s14l ,siH be
.spRoMpT.PAYING WHOLESALE BUY.
Frs are invited to inspect the Stock. in or
Jobbing and Package Department. Address
HAMILTON EASTER 4 SONS,
1877, 1ss, 2Ol and 2oS Wcst Baltimore ST.,
Nov15 aii fi9!' v III ~
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
State of South Carolina
.EDGEFIELD COUNTY,

r.. .EDGEFIELD COUNTY,
IN THE PROBATE COURT
Daniel w. Evans,
vs.. Copy
A. J. Rountree, SUNNI ms
Permelia Coleman, 81 I for
Elvira Terry, = Relief.
Washington D. Rountree.,.
To 4. j. Rountree, Pe,nleiia Coleman,
Eivira Ic,7y and Washington D. Roun-
tree the Defendants in the above action ::
You are hereby summoned and re-
quired to answer the Petition in this ac-
ton, which is filed in: the Office of the
Probate Court for the County of Edge
field, and to serve q copy Of your an
swer to the said Petition on the Sub
scriber at Edgefield Court House, South
Carolina, within twenty days after the
service hereof, exclusive of the day OF
such service; and if you fail to answer
the Petition within the time aforesaid
the Plaintiff in this action will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded in the
| Petition.
W. D. RAN1EY,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
E7rira Terry and Washington, d. Roun-
tree, taco Of the Defendants i,s this dc-
ton:
Take notice that this action is COM
menced for Partition opland in the Pro-
bate Court of the said County and State
and that summons in this action, OF
which the foregoing is copy, was filed
in the Office Of the Probate Court for
Edgcfeld County, on the 10Th day OF
September, a. D., 1871.
w. D. RAMEY,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Sept 81 ct 80
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
Angus IA HOTEL.
MURPHY & 1TAY. pronrictors..

WNTs oE
Wv E take this isorportunity Of returning our
thanks to the citiz:ns of EdgeGcld for their
past kindness to US.
Our House is thoroughly renovated for sU j
MER ACCOMMODATIONS Room. large
and airy, and Table always supplied with the
best The market affords.
We will h" pleased. o wc!c"mc our EdgeAeld
friends and customers, and will use every
effort to render their sjourn with us pleas.
ant and agreeable. IN
Augusta, Mar 20 3m14
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

nw~ The author of novel, just out
wishing to say that her heroine opened
her mouth, thus expressed herself, :" The
pretty coral door-keepers Of her words
gave way, and low mocking laugh ran
out from them" Ht
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

a@ A maiden lady of certain age ac-
counts for the augmenting redness of her
nose by asserting that it is caused by the
reflection from the red brick house oppo-
site, which glares savagely; in at The win
dow where she embroiders. She has a
spiteful nephew who thinks it may be
traced to something in her tea "
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

s9- A gay matron in Indiana recently
captured her daughters intended, whereat
the young lady waxed wroth, and, by way
OF revenge, stuffed dozen punches of fire
crackers under the bridal couch. Wonder
lf they eynlndnd
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

s 1t never seems too late for an
American to change his place of residence.
Samuel S. Marshall STAYED in Vermont
until he was one hundred and believing
the climate did not agree with him he re-
moved to Detroit, Mich, where, with care
and prudence, he hopes to live to ripe
old age.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

REFERENCES
Judge JOHN P. KING, Pres't Georgia
Rail Road.
VIM. e. JACKSON, Pres't Natal Blk
of Augusta and Augusta Factory.
J. II. GARDNER, Esq, Pres't Dick
son Fertilizer Comply.
H. F. RUSSELL, Esq, ex-Mayor City
of Augusta.
ANTOINE PoULLAIN, Esq, Direc.
tor Georgia Rail Road, Augusta.
Col L. M. HILL, Director Ga. R. r.
Wilkes County.
Aug 16 3m 81
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

s An Idaho girl is abused for putting
on style, because she cleans her teeth with
the butt end of a backing brush She
says she was brought up to be neat and
dosen't care what folks think.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
WILEY A. SMITH
WHEREFORE DANIEL!
+, u Cotton Factor,
Cotton Food Guano,
8 Warren Block, opposite Globe Hotel,
u N.ula a UG USTA, GA. -.

All Business entrusted to him will
have strict personal attention.
Orders for Bagging, Ties or Rope and
Family Supplies promptly filed.
commissions, IA per Cent.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

ne Women, wake upp exclaiins the
Rerohttion, and an indolent rural editor
adds: Yes, and, d-n it, turn out and
make fire and put the tea kettle on
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26
Brevities and Leyities.

@ A female lecturer said the only de-
cent thing about Adamwas rib, and that
went to make something better. tla
san If your mothers mother was my
mothers aunt, what relation would your
great grand fathers nephew be to my ell
der brothers son in law?
e Have the courage to cut the most
agreeable acquaintance you have when
YOU are convinced that he lacks principle
"a friend should bear friends infrmities, .
but not his vices
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

B@ A Missouri girl set out to earn her
own living as telegraph operator and in
two hears accumulated 100000. 1t was
left her by rich uncle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

6E A New Hampshire farmer de-
scribes the hay crop BY saying that the
grasshoppers all got lame In trying tc
Jump from one blade of grass to another.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

a1- Why is aclergyman like locomo-
tive? Because you are to look out for
him when the bell rings.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

Sept. ~
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

g0~ What is one mans loss in another
mans gain, as the fellow said when he
saw man walking before him drop his
pocketbook.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1871-10-26

BSs~ The New York Herald is distress
ed about the future of the Mormon wo-
men, who will be made husbandless by
the present prosecutions for bigamy, and
proposes that they be parceled out among
the pioneers and bummers who are hang
ing on the edge of the frontier, and are
represented to be miserably short of wives.