The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1871-09-23
BuENA VISTA, Sept. 2oth 1871.

BUENA VISTA, Sept. 20th 1871.
EDITOR REGISTER The bell-fiactiol.
met last night to ascertain, if possible,
who it is that is rendering himself SO
seslndiculous by publishing truths
through tile REGISTER, concerning
Buena Vista's time honored popllance.
A whole tribe of human souls, among
whom | was which, fell into C. o. B.
Hall, Confirmed old bachelor hali) the
public receptacle for all bunnlers, to
discuss each separately rs to who
Femall Suf. is and what made him do
it. After the election of officers each
official biped was lifted to his stool
with appropriate following. News
paper reporters, the Governor of State.
country school teachers, and Bill Wat
kinds were invited to take seats on
apple boxes near the speaker. The
man that hit Billy Patterson, another
woman and myself were escorted to
three several seats in the pit. The
president, a gentleman said to be
fluent reader of the Constitution and
able to forge other neiL; names to
interest bearing document, stated the
object of the meeting. One man after
another. regardless of sex OF position
III life W:ts accused and driven to de-
fence till over four hundred We're set
aside as not guilty. | was accused but
Il tear that trickled down my jaw bone
convinced them OF my 1fiiocelSe.
siiIultz WAS next acctlsed-tiiat elevated
Bills ebinezer. lie might have been
seen changing his bits in defence OF
fIlnt IL
MIR. Sir name was biasphemed again
patent axel grease would fly from the
;tcri,sers nasal protuberance. Grover
hiterfered. making a long speech OH
new departure, and begged for peace
to reign supreme i'll the balmy pre-
cincts of Buena Vista that the Thomas
hawk should be beaten into plow beams
and the big knife OF Hunkers Bill
/ made into fish hooks until after the
| Presidential campaign.
/ Owing to the lateneSS of the hour
when he got through the crowd dispers-
/ ed to meet some Sunday not occupied
with cock lighting or horse racing.
! The Gov. and Bill took passage for
/ prairie on the opposite side of the
river from town, hoping to tii.d some
unsettled swamp lands.
MOkEA1>.
4 friend tells me that some OF the
city creatures We're much Nrotn at my
! report See here folks, that's all stuff.
Ii You c'lnt find "a man or woman in
Il town the size of yours, where from
two to a half dozen per&on> may be
seen crowdin" the streets ut Il time.
that will report the important events
OF tl1e place yorI should not injure yo!tt
/ WA she'd garments il AN outsider occ:l-
| SioIE;iIy speaks. | don't doubt but
i what YOU are hair in ti,. no~., when
Won get Startcd, but Your town can
never grow unless attention is direct
cd to it through the papers.
THEY FIT. AND FIT.
Mt ioag ;iace two pu~ilistic went
in the employ of Mr.. Ankeny. Il feW
miles from the village. rot into a fit;>
about ;pE'1cIiii@ and f7trcibiv eniiisic-
esi. Oi1t, mo!e:tlr removed :, sy-rtIi
ilitlg from Il severe cut III the other :
head. giving ne hiot,i :ul opportunity
To- flow uninterrupted. liz. jt5tiiitTi
tioiI fiir removing tie ain1Nc lnu.
from it, iiiiii;@ place i'll il,c a:o,r-sai.
head WAS doubted. but Il few hours il
the Cpu.t-i,ou>,. decided that il WAS ~
act of kindness to remove the oilvrRt
ING substance :s speedily :s> l,oS~ii,l,
ai,a rot allow them to collide a.g;i...
HOBS.
Nies<I.s. Wells & Ifoull are into tn
iioil ijiI-i. extensively. They Iiav
hal Twenty-Five nE.ws i,uSiiy e't.tgs-
for the past two weeks, Who have pic!
: ed u,str twelve thousand pounds ti'an
ten acitsS OF land. Owing to the asl
vance isi S;Jitiiefra ni:t,i;cts and the al
most entire future Of the hop h1r-ves
in %nlle of the foreign c,fintrics.
; esno,iiy sum of cash Will DOUBTLESS !.
the re :tltt of the above .i:-:.i'S lahol'-
I'EmALI. SI-F.