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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

We like the way the Richmond
Palladium speaks its mind on the
Bennett Case affair. II there 10
anything We detest in the Ameri-
can press, it is the practice Of toad
wing to scoundrels, clothed in wealth
or . little brief authority. The
middle classes in Englaed have
just learned that there are paupers
at the top, 40 we'll - 1T the bottom
Of the ladder. 1t is time now tor
Americans to learn that there are
scoundrels At each end Of the lad
der as wsll.-[New Castle Republi-
can.
You speak we'll, neighbor. There
are scoundrels At the top rounds
80 many of them that it seems pre-
ferable to stay below. Scoundrels
have q way Of grasping the ladder
on the under side and going ur
that way, ahead of anybody else.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Tha satenaiye une Of thneo watches for the
last iifseen years by Railway Conductors. En-
81 vstch. vearars. IN tharoue denonstrs-
la the streusth. steadjness. durability and
secnraev a t6s Waltha - Watch. To satisfy
1hst elasa In ali these reane Etc. IN 70 decide
The ouestion q 10 tie rial value of these time.
teeneys.
More shas soo.ooo u these watches are
now speaking for themselves in the pockets
Of the people-a oroof M I euarantee oftheir
super;ority over Oh othere.
fhn suner;or or~anix. tion and 0reaf extent
Of the Conn "a Works at " altham. enables
them 70 prodnes Watches at price which
renders competit;ou futile, and those VITO
Inv .nv oth.r vsNch .,sreIv nav from 25 10
neces.srv.
Theee tine. p;eeea eonnhine every imp,eve-
mont that : ionv erperience has prnrcd os
real practical nse. Hayin~ had he refusal of
nearly every invenHion IN 1ateh- making orig
MIN. i'm !" *. con..r, : ~ IS E"rons oniv
those weIs ao.lly adopted which severe 'e.i-
-o,ks ..1 ,cn~ - :. Is. p.rt If The nublir.
Semorstrsted 70 be essesti.f 70 correct and
s' Xmons Tine the ~. .ri i.prsvem.pt. We would
particulsris~: -
| AZ n..eri;sr co..trnct;or a nrrvent damage
10 the train bv the breetaee or main springs,
i original With he a e-,esn watch Comps-
| ~. vho. hav;nw had The refusal Of all other
cont nees. s6orted Fnss's patent pinion as
heinz the hest ~ h ul,lsss.
Hs,dened ard teDpered hair-xpripes. now
uniyersally admitted by Wetcbwakers 10 be
the hest s,e usel n IN srades of Waltham
Waaehes. 80
| All Waltb.m Watches have dust. proof c,vs
| protecting the movement from dust. and les
,sesing the nseesstsy Of the frequent cleapin.
necessary in all watches.
Our new patent stem winder. or keyiess
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Little Nellie, who has been de.
lighting the people Of Piqua. Sid
ney. de-, eloped from her husband.
Mr.. johnson, with one Of the gar
cons Of the troupe, and got married
to the latter, in Richmond, the 9th
erd day. johnson, who seems .
very decent man. tried laudanum
on the occasion, but, being pump
ed out, thought better Of life, snd
left on Monday to rejoin his troupe
in Bellefontaine. [Coyington o.
Gazette.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Some penny-a-liner Of the Tel
cgram reports his. visit to the
County jail and does great injus-
tice to Mr.. Shaw, who is confined
therein by rejecting on his bad
conduct. &c. This is . mistake
as we have the authority Of Mr..
Study il stating that that unfortu-
nate gentleman has, ever since his
confinement, conducted himself in
the most unexceptionable manner.
II Radical.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Robert Mile . brakeman, was
seriously Injured on Wednesday,
nesr Csmden, Ohio. by falling be-
tween the train when in motion
and q corncrib. The corncrib
stands within . few inches Of tho
track. leaving little space between
it and 0 car. Miller fell between
and WAS ground almost TO death.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

The trial Of A. Mcdowell in the
case Of shooting Wright Lancaster,
opened on last Tuesday morning,
and ended on Thursday afternoon.
The Jury, after an absence OF three
hours. returned verdict Of mot
Guilty"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

The Gasalene Lamps 1t Harveys are
the best 10 danger Of explosions-they
ara perfectly safe, and the light they
emit is equal to gas and much cheaper.
Go to his Lamp Store, nearly opposite
Huntington House. Main street, and buy
Safety Light-,hey are equal to life>
insurance policy.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

WILL BE SOLD 1t Public Sale. !.
the late residence Of Robert N. Coch-
ras, dec. LIZ miles northeast from Rich.
mond, on the Paris road, on
Tuesday, the 7th day Of March. 1871.
All the personal property Of said decedent.
consisting Of head Of Horses, two Choices
Milk Cows aud one Heider. Hogs, one Farm
Wagon, one Spring Wagon, one Top Buggy,
one Open Buggy, one Moving Machine, ons
Corn Shelter, one Cidsr Mill and Press, Wheel
Fan, Piows. CeItivators, Hay, Oats and Corn,
Household and Kitchen Furniture, together
with numerous other articles not necessary
10 mention.
@-A credit Of nine months will Be siveu
on al sums Of three dollars afld over, purch-
asefs giving mote with approved security
Sale - commence at 10 O'Clock, AN.
7. n. YOUNG, Admir-
1sb. q, 1871. S1:5ots
y
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Removal.

DIR. BoRT, Eclectic Physician and
Surgeon for NIL Chronic Diseases,
has moved his office to Phillips
Hall Building, where he can be
consulted. All cases from the city
or country, promptly attended to.
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DIR PETERS, Eclectic Physician,

DIR PETERS, Eclectic Physician,
Now permanently located in Rich
mond, Ind, treats oil chronic Diseases
and cures all durable cases with his
pure Vegetable ard herb Remedies. He
cures all cases of Fits and Epilepsy in
their worst form, all Cases Of Consump-
ton, Asthma. Bronchitis, Diseases Of
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Diseases. Where there is vitality sufi
cient to sustain the system, all Female
Diseases especially and successfully trea-
ted. No Calomel. or Mineral or Poiso.
nous Medicines used. DR.. Peters treats
the Eye and Ear with greater success.
then has ever been known to the Profess
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All calls to the country promptly atten-
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streetup stairs in vaughan's Building.
Mr.. Peters also does general practice.
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Items are sometimes published
in a suggestive manner. We i'm
agine ourself saying that . certain
person had left, and oil his credi-
tors rushing in to learn what he
had left.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Women alone in fashionable
make-up2 Folderol That young
mans tremendous shoulders are
half stufiing. His little shoulder
lives away back under . sort Of
shed, gambrsl roof-an embark
ment. Women alene in paint !
That fellows rosy cheeks don't
owe their hue to health and exer-
else. There's paint there, and
that hair il naturally - straight -
. shingle, but his barber has . way
Of curling il.
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Temperance Prayer Meeting.

10 held every Sabbath Afternoon, ct
4 o'clock. in connection with the 7. u.
Christian Association, in their room in
Odd Fellows Building. All interested
are invited to attend.
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~Our friend Swope has moved his hsr-
chant Tailoring Establishment to 2o6 Main
street, where we commend al who desire the
best goods and most fashionable clothing to
20 and purchase. Remember 000.
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Sweet music is very nice to send
up to q young lady's window in
the night, but hot water is the
warmest expression of thanks
ever felt.
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lifts Cheap Tobacco Store.

Go to j. Zeyen & Bro, for your suit
Of Winter Clothing. They have the best
and cheapest stock Of Goods in the city,
at 232 Main street for bargains.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

"March in like . lamb, out lik,
q lion"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

We saw . sad; old. white horse
the other day. on whose sides
some one had stenciled, Oats wan
ted. Inquire within
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

A MELss.-Several white men
and two negroes had . fight On
Saturday night, on Fifth street, in
which stones, beermugs and 90 on
dew promiscuously dangerous. One
darkey was badly cut on the back
Of the neck by glass.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

4 VOID QUACKS.-A victim Of early
~ iadisefsstss, causing nervous debility,
permators jscay, d., hayiag tfisd 10 va;h
every advertised feus4y, has siapse means
oi self-cute, which De will send free to his
fellow. su1ssers. Address J. h. FUTILE,
70 Nassau o., New Ysrk. s!1dl9,4w
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

sWhsn March winds blow, the hats do
Crocus and other hardy bulbs have
pssped out.
A pleasant drive is Seventh street on
. pleasant day.
Deaths have been frequent in the city
il the last two weeks.
Glass for windows 10 recommended o.
better than old hats and clothes.
We see Mr.. Hubbard. formerly en-
ployed on shs Radical. back in town
again.
Alex. Moffitt's Golden Ointment Salve
10 having large sale, which We are glad
to learn.
Indianapolis boasts ofs tobacco ehsw>
er whs hes used the weed since hs was
ten months old.
Columbus has porter who was once
- black % charcoal, and Who 10 now. BY
. . process Of pssling. pale blonde.
There are said to te 5000, 900 dogs in
the United Statss-two legged ones not
counted.
King William L., Of Prussia WAS pres
snt ct the battle Of Waterloo when eish>
teen years Of ags. His military career
extends ovse period Of ffty-dvs years.
Quite crowd collected in and around
Eaos Thomas odies on Saturday. oeeas-
toned By IN interesting trial that Was to
como Of, and which was postponed.
Il il said that Edwin Forrest il the
rishsst Of the American actors, being
worth nearly $500 coo: and that 10.
Jefferson and John e. Owens rank next
| Some Of the rsilroads Of this State
have paid more this winter to clear snow
fssn the tvsek than they originally paid
! for grading.
A csrtain minister said it took $3O,,
600 worth Of horss.Aesh to bring his con.
srseation together.
Main street i being cleaned, aad ,
general seraping ofgusters will soon com
mencs all over town.
Van Amburgh's Great Golden Menag
erie will start from Connorsyille soon
on ito annual tour.
Young men Say fashionable fuaenl
are good places to hirt with the girls
Graveyard aeqaaintanos- making must b
pleasant
The most beautiful song We have hear
Tor some time 10 God Bless the Littl
Church Around the Corner
TIE man who won't take . paper b.
cause be ean borrow one, has invented
machine By which he: can cook his dis
nsr y the smoke Of his nsighbor's chin
ney.
A minister. dissenting on the preset
war, was heard 70 say: How horrible
10 to hear the stiisd groans Of tho dyin
together with the shrieAs Of the dead.
The latest in Newspaper business ID
paper, Published in Illinois, one side R
: publican and the other Democratic. tt
is what you might call Demo-Rspubl
. crat-can.
The Little Miami Company have .
! built their half Of the round house, .,
:. that belonging to the G. H. & D. G.
. remains ~ the Are made it.
: The Wesleyan eonsrsgation. (colorst
on Franklin street. 10 having success
10 revival. Many have been converted
!. the last week.
Il - . curious chronological fact q
Lent this year began on Washingto
u Birthday and viii end on the anniver,
~ Of Less surrender.
!. The cruel practice Of tying tin>psns
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Several foet-p assengers have
wendell their way through the city
this week.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04
NORTH MISSOURI LANDS
For Sale
BT THE
Hannibal and St. Joseph
&. r. COMPANY.

About l25 900 Acres Of the Finest
Farming and Grazing Land In the
United States. tor sale at low prices and
on very easy terna; thus enabling an indus.
trious man with small capital to pay for his
land with money earned from it.
Missouri is not too Tar West to be at .
great distance from markets; its Railroad
facilities are great and constantly increasing;
the climate 10 splendid, and good crops are
almost certainty; while the numerous
thriving towns and cities springipg up on
every hand attest beyond doubt that the
blight Of slavery has been eAectually dissips-
ted ,and that Eastern men and Eastern eapi.
tai are doing their perfect work.
OUR LANDS DEFY CONFETTI.
TON,
Send for full descriptive Circulars aud
Sectional Maps, enclosing 30 cts, and statina
what paper you saw this 10, to
EDWARD WILDER.
Land COnmissiOner, Hannibal, No.
45-4W
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Tuesday, the 2lst Of March. 10
set for the trial Of steam engines in
this city.
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Special Notices.

Go to Eugene Harrolds Drugstore.
between 5th and 9Th streets, south side
for pure Drugs and Medicines. Paints.
Oils, &c. Fair prices 10 his rule.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Little Joker" Smoking Tobac-
CO at Iliff g. It is made at Balti-
more. and is superior to any other
brand.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Ar IT Notwithstanding standing
his honor so solemnly babe . final
adieu to the ruinous Case he has
been engaged in, he again inflicts
on the readers Of the Telegram
nearly three mortal columns Of tho
veriest balderdash that it has been
our lot to wade through for many
a-day. The little fellow is literal
~ taking himself TOUT Of the way"
-annihilating himself-as efectu-
ally as though the scythe Of old
Time had cut him short! There
is no necessity for either Messrs.
Palmer and Curme, or any body
else to reply-he's q self-used rp
little Mayor, and no mistake.
Peace to his ashes!
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

The funeral Of Martin Stanton,
on Sunday, who died on Friday,
the Gath, ult.. was largely attended
by the firemen Of this city. Mr..
Stanton was fine young man, and
was we'll known here 10 the collec-
ting driver of the express company.
He is mourned by the many who
knew him. His funeral Was the
largest that has taken place in this
city for sometime.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

Can't bs bsat-a boiled sgg.
Saloon fixtures iAsAionAtle sons.
Cold snaps this winter have begun on
Sundays.
2 Drugged cigars ere used BY polite
piskp ecksts on Eastern trains.
You b. hanged - the artist said
when he sent his picture 10 the gallery.
* Columbus has 236 drinking saloons
sAad 70 are on High street. How i that
zfss . High :
A colersd lawyer i said 10 resemble
= lsad Of charcoal after snsw>storm'
when hs puts his wig on. - :.
Il 10 stated that about . million and .
quarter Of Valentines ere printed in this
country every year.
Can big man ache harder than . lit
tie one ? u the question now being dis
cusssd in western debating club.
Laughter and music will care the
bluss.-[ Exehangs.
How is body going to laugh whom
he's got The blues, we'd wish to know
Butchers cay Lent makes some differ.
sncs In trade, inasmuch ~ those obssrv.
ing this time eat no ns1t.
Last Sunday was damp and dissgres>
able. Our Sundays have been alternate
" fine and unpleasant for some months.
Prize candy men in town again, giving
i've dollars for every one dollar they re-
ssivs. The wonder 10 bow their pile
holds out
You cannot make hay while the gas-
light shines, but you can SOW your wild
eats under its rays.
Richmond has about twenty-five visi'
be saloons where liquor 10 seld-and
psrhsps Is many invisible ones.
The Chicago train, due here At $50
i. M, was late six hours on Tuesday
eaused BY : broken axle. At the north
err end Of the read trains could not reach
Chicago lest wssk on aeeount Of water
hsodiag the tsaek.
Some boys amused themselves on
Tuesday night BY pounding on the door
ofths Wesleyan Church during the revi'
wi, then running away and hiding. Thi'
disturbing Of religious meetings should
b dear amusemsnt.
At the Washington Debating Club. .
the Schoolhouse in Ssvastopol. to>nighs
the subjec: will be, Resolved. sha
phrsnology il . humbag.' It will tax
Q smart one.' to succeed in the affirna
tive, and he who takes that stand ha
made very little study Of the question
think We.
Winnie Ream will get $4,000 for HI
statue Of Lincoln, IS 600 more than III
contract price. Winnie 10 popular vi,
Congress, and this takes oil the sting OF
ofthe many mean things that have BEE
written about her. How common il
when ono gets liz in the world for .,
pry dog in the country to yelp and bar
Ind nose around for scandal.roots
How queer the car. Sometimes il hear
ths iaintest xepbyrs again it 10 obliv ios
se.tthunder like noises. A young led
hears . whispered invitation to 20 70 u
bal! bat don't hear her mothers lov
call 10 sweep the sitti,g room. Ask
man how much you owe him and |
hears, ask him il hs doesn't owe ysu q
hs IL dsafl
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

One Of the terrors of Main street
10 horses standing on the sidewalka,
and refusing to move for timid
folks.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-04

The trial Of John Wilcoxen comes
of to day. The report that he had
compromised BY paying . large
sum Of NOR ey WAS false.