Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1871-01-26

line Duiiion prooucs Iof looS WAS
500, 500, 900. - -
"A soveGgn. remedy for poverty.
Twenty shillbgs. ~ 81 Il
When isElightSinclined t0be insensis'
bles Whenlitis fdfht.
During the past year seven centena-
rians died in Maine.
The. Washington. Life is one Of the
Oldest New : ork companies.f INV II
The man WHO scouldn't find his
match " went quietly TO bsdsin the dark.
"A Portland man sues, barber fol,
$4,000 damages for cutting of his mus
4 1T is properly the ambition OF an en-
terprising cooper to do q staring business.
"A party in Louisville advertises
T" trunks" you can throw out Of fourth
story without injury" ~ = 2 +
s Death will stop all income. Provide
for the change by insuring IN the Mutual
Life insurance Company, Of Chicago, -
The meanest man lives In San Fran
cisco. The cook of the aims house skins
the fgt off the soup and sells it,
s., The Hartford Post suggests that this
is good, time to collect autographs-of
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'iC-There were s,4at ,427 persons visited
Central Park, New York, during 1870. an
increase Of 1,O7O,EO over the previous
Broad River, III South Carolina, was
frozen over this winter An instance OIL
the kind has not occurred before in thirty
seven years. 80 -.
a golden egg, the product Of which
was fifty golden eagles, twas one OF the
presents alta late golden wedding IN
Boston. 80. ato5t std .arats - no
How can / expand my chest ?" an
extortionate man asked Of q physician.
!" BY carrying good large heart in it,
replied the DOCTOR
During the past three months in
Brooklyn, nearly fifty thousand dollars
has been, expended on the outdoor
poor" Of the city. ~.
q There is a woman in Oshkosh, Wis,
who has been married six times, twice to
the same man been divorced three times,
twice from the same man, and Is now
widow. 4't''''1 nv ~ i'i+ .nsa
a Pittsburgh lawyer has been ex--
PEELED from the courts for corspirpg TO
make brother attorney drunk, and the
expulsion is sustained by the upper
court. ;iFlsltiu tfif 'f"H3Dt
.jy,--A Cairo colored servant was ordered
to grease doctors buggy, He did SO
thoroughly. The doctors wife took a
drive, and her new silk dress looked like a
photographic map when she got out OF
the venice. silttraftf- 4sfs gCJ iii
A Justice Of the Peace Of township
OF Randolph County, Ind, visited Win.
chester recently, and paid into the school
fund 81, being the amount Of fines assessed
by him, and drew out at the same time
I 81 As for mileage a'R <Hi'
DIR. Holmes says: Walking is per-
petual falling, with q perpetual selfrecoy-
cry. 1t il. a most 'perplex, violent, and
perilous operation, which we divest of its
extreme danger only by continual practice
from very early period Of life "sg(
Some people will keep up appearances,
as for example, Tompkins, who is in the
habit Of getting a beef's pluck at the
butchers, and sticking q pair OF turkey
legs through the side Of his basket for
show on his way home. 49,.
The Troy Times tells of two young
| ,uon, niasoeI micCnanICs, WHO jun q
boat in their cellar to let on shares during
the next season, On finishing it, recently,
they found, to their chagrin, that the boat
was too large for the door. The. builders
are now debating whether to tear down
the house or break up the boat.
The Boston Pot continues to select
andreproduce the gems of the New York
ISabunes farming articles Here is the
latest of its, excerpts /" Greeley says these
mole blows are all foolishness. You'd
have to get more than hundred moles to
draw one, and they ire SO blind they don't
know haw from gee" ~,i.a.tsc qF
"A lady, who was acting as gratuitous
amanuensis in writing letter for a lady
friend, hadrhe impudence to throw the
letter in the fire when nearly finished, for
the simple reason that the lady for
her to close the letter by saying r Please
excuse bad spelling and writing.n,ts-.
The marine, losses Of the United States
for 1870 amount TO $50 vessels, valued with
their cargnes at $19,857,760 ~ The last
three months of 1870 are charged with the
loss of 204 vessels, valued at s., $3.50, 800.
The total marine losses throughout the
world as returned to the British Lloyds',
from January stog December 10, 1870,
amount to 1897 vessels. ,Sl
= ~ There was double marriage, in fun,
at SOCIAL gathering in Albany, on New
Years Eve, but the young wives have
made a serious matter of 1t by insisting
that the marriages are just as legal as
though cemented by real minister, mas
much as they had made public acknowl
edgment of their wish and intention to
take each. other = for better or worse" I'M
the presence OF witnesses. I'll
dtgla9 ss Foreign Gossip oaR ~
sa--The Russian army numbers l,357,657
ia Single factory in Prussia Sends to
The army 10000 cans Of preserved meats
daiJy.tdljt gag5fBi*sgg .IR iHEIi n
In the five largest libraries in Paris
are contained 100000 volumes and 81 900
manuscripts. igysa HB19g9.f CIT.
II The Prlssian field-posts in France
covert, 700 English miles, and, employ 2601
officers and 5000 clerks f''''Di2fE
Waterloo, France paid an in
demnity of Il 62,56,hO o francs, of which
zoo, 5000 0 went to the allied powers.
The cholera is committing fearful ray-a
a1eS IN 'Southern Russia. 4 In one district