The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-07-26
VOLUME XVIII~NO. 70

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enter house in Germantown,
through a window, few nights
ago, startled little girl who was
sleeping in the room. Half
awake, she exclaimed, "Don't
touch that candy" and the burglar
nea'
| "What would you like to be
when You become a mani" said
q fond mother to her Young hone,
ful. Would you like to be
, merchant, or a doctor, or lawyer,
or a preacher T.
Il think, mamma" said the mr.
chin, I'D rather be a candy-shop."
Details Of the census returns
show that the great English cot
ton manufacturing centers which
suffered from scarcity of the raw
have sustained a positive loss im
population since 1860.
Bristol, the port at which the
Great Western was built, and from
which she started to solve the pro.
blem of Atlantic steam navigation
Is, after some years of lethargy,
about to resume line of steam.
ers to New York.
One lady kept an account and
found that muslin dress for
which she had paid thirty cents a
yard had at the end of the season
cost her in the washing and iron.
ing, OF it the sum of sixty.three
dollars.
Arkansas is fearfully excited
over a large hole. A tract of
about a hundred acres of Clinton
mountain has sunk, carrying big
trees entirely out of sight, and the
hole continues to enlarge its bor-
ders.
No one should attempt TO do
more than one thing al a time
When you have finished SANDER
ing your Leighbors, go and say
your prayers, but don't ATTEMPT
to do both at once.
An unprovoked attack made bv
a Detroit man upon inotf.nsive
goat resulted in y victory tor Viii.
liam in one round, and pcrma-
nent stomach ache for the attack
ing party.
A private in the army recently
9 mt letter to his sweetheart clos
ing with, May heaven cherish
and keep you from yours truly,
John Smith"
The editor of an eastern, paper
having received a bank.note detec-
tor, returns thanks, and modestly
asks tor some bank-notes upon
which to test its accuracy.
The daughter OF distinguished
member of the British parlia-
ment is engaged TO the son of a
prominent New York banker
The wedding will take place in
London i'll October.
Fools with bookish knowledge.
are children with edged weapons !;
they hurt themselves and put 9th
ers in pain Zimmerman.
The woman's medical college.
of Philadelphia, is tweutyone
years old. 1t was the first female
medical college in the world.
The more man knows the less
he is apt to talk discretion allays
his heat, and make him coolly dc.
hberate what and were to speak.
II. Kimball, of Georgia, IS Pres
idcnt OF seven railroad compan-
les, two more than Thomas A.
Scott, OF PENNSYLVANIA, presidcs
over.
We talk about the spice of life,
and yet we say, = Thou hast all
seasons Tor thine own, o, Death -
What are the most unsocial
things i'll the world? Milestones
-you never see two of them to.
gether.
The saying that cit is more
pleasant to give than to receive"
applies only to advice and medi.
cine.
Did any body ever call Wander.
bill: the Colossus of Roads {? Seems
as though it ought to have been
done.
The reason the Chinese insist or
being taken home for burial ia
that they may not queuecumber
the ground.
Laugh at no man for his png
nose-you can't tell what may
turn up.