Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-04-17

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Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis,
covered the most Certain, Speedy Pleasant an"
Ettctual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDRNCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, Inyonn- S?
tary Discharges, .Impotency, 'General Denint5'
Nervousness Dyspdpeia Languor, Low Spirits
Confusion OF Ideas Palpitation; of the Heart
Timiditv, Trembling Dmness Of Sight, or Gid
dincss, Disease of the Head, Throat Nose or
Skin. Affections Of the Liver Lungs Stomach
from Solitary Habits of Youth--secret and SOL
itary practices more fatal to their Victims than
| the songs of the Syrens to the Mariners OF ulys-
ses, blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
laticipati0ns, sc. -. A"O..-...- s'-.
Especially who have become the Victims Of
Solitary Vice. and dreadful aud destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untimcy
grave thousands of Young men of the most eH-
allied talents and brilliant intellect who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates with
I the thunders of eioquence, or walked to eXtncy
the living Tyre, may call with full confidence
- .,.. . MARRIAGE. ;. .....
Married persons, or Young Men contemplate
ing marriage, aware OF Physical Weakness
G.oss of Procreativc Power-Impotcncv,l Ncr-
vous Exctabilty Palpitation, Organic Weak
ness. Nervous Debility, or any. other Disquall-
tcation, speedily relieved. ............
| III
may rcgolsly coniide in his honor as gentle
ma:l, and confidently rely upon his skill a. "
| physician
... ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Afection-which renders life
miserable and marriage impossiblc-is the
penalty paid by the Victims of improper indulS-
| cncicS Young persons are too apt to commit
excesses from not being aware of the dreadful
consequences that may ensue. Now, who that
understands the subject will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are-lost sooner by those fall
ing into improper habits than by the prudent!
Besides being deprived ofthc pleasure OF healthy
offspring, the most serious and destructive symp-
toms OF both body and mind arise. The system
becomes deranged, the Physical and Mental
| Functions weakened. Loss Of Procreativc Power,
Nervous Irritabity, Dyspepsia Palpitation OF
the Heart indigestion Constitutional Debihty
and Wasting; Of the Frame, Cough, Consumption
Decay and Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury!
Persons ruined by Ignorant Trihng Pretenders
ately. ..
DIR. JOHNSTON
Member of the Royal Collcgeof Surgery of Lon
don, Graduate of one of the most eminent Col
leges in the United States, and the greater part
| Of whose life has been spent i'll the hospitalSol
| London Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has
effected some of the most astonishing cures that
! were ever known; many troubled with rlngngln
the head and ears when asleep, great merry
being alarmed at sudden sounds, bashiulness,
with frequent blushing, attended sometimes with
| arrangement of mind, were cured Immediately
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
Dr. j. addresses all those who have injured
| themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind, uniting
them for either business, study, society mar
riagn. ..- ~ b.
These are some of the sad and melancholy eff
fects produced BY the early habits of youth, viz:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains in the
Head, Dilnness Of Sight, Loss of Muscular Power,
Paptation of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Nervous
Irritahlity, Derangemcnt "ithr Digestive Func
lions, General Debility, Symptoms ofConsump-
| ton, Sc '...... ....
MENTALLY.-Thr fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory Con-
fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits Eyh Fore
bodngs, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust, Love
OF Solitude, Timidity, &c, arc some Of tho evils
Thousands Of persons of all ages now judge
what is the cnlsc Of their declining health losing
their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nervous and
enluciAtrd, having singular appearance about
the eyes, cough and symptoms oI Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Whu have injured themselves by Il certain prac-
licc, alrcudy described, IL habit frequently learn
cd from evil companions or ut school, the effects
Of which are nightly felt even when asleep, and
If not cured, renders marriage impossible, and
destroys both mind and body should apply i'm
mGdhtely. g.. .t
What Il pity that u young man, the hope Of
his country, the pride OF. ms parents, should DC
1ife by the consequence of deylatlng from the
path of nature and nduging in pcrncious
! habits Such persons must, before c"nteInplat-
ing ....... y ., ......"
i" ..... MARRIAGE.
Reflect that sound mind and body arc the
| most necessary requisites to promote connubal
happiness, Indeed, without these tho journey
| through life becomes weary pilgrimage, the
! prospect hourly darkcns to the view, the mind
becomes shadowcd with despair and filled with
the melancholy reflection that the happiness OF
another is bghted with our own .:a....
DISEASE OF FIMPRUDENCE. g.. ..
When the misguided and iwprldent votary
| Measure finds that he has imbibed the seeds OF
| this painful disease, it too often happens that an
illtiinr sense of shame or dread of discovery dc
tiers him from applying to those who, from cduca-
ton and responsibility, can alone befrlend him,
delaying tilf the constitutional symptoms of this
horrd disease makes their appearance, such rs
liberated sorn throat diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in til. head and limbs, dinness OF sight,
! deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arms,
blotcles OF the head, face and cxtremities, pro
crossing with frighttu rapidity, till at last the
| nnlatc' of the mouth or the bones "t tho
nusr fall in, and the victim of this awful disease
becomes Il horrid object of colnmisseration till
death put period t" MS dreadful "s,"s ny
whence n" traveller returns ,i,
II is n melancholy fact that thousands. DIE
victims to this terrible dsoase, through fnii,nng
int" the hands Of ignornpt or uskIli!l M III. III
ITENpERS, who by the use OF that aennly
Poison. Mercury, &c, destroy the constitution
and "i'H' nr'ul"bc oI curing, keep th4 unhapPy sut'
@ iirrr m,"itlr after month taking th"r n%Ai"uso
injurious compounds "% nd 3n,esa 81 ,rmg rs
~ tcsnair leave him with ruined Health to sigh
over his calling disappointment.
1 ~ DR. JOHNSTON, '' ~ ...