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New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF PENSION AGENT LAW
RENEE.

No further tidings were received yesterday
in regard to the whereabouts the fate OF the missing
Pension Agent While it cannot be said that his
counts a. Pension Agent entirely correct the amount
Of the deficit is not believed be great TO have
gwen any sufficient motive for his fight, If he has fed
Altogether the affair regarded a perple1ing myS-
tery.
Col Doty the new Pension Agent, is endeavoring TO
secure the payment OF the delayed pensions
possible and OF his first measures will be TO classify
The pensions alphabetically or otherwise. Having as
Ceraned about the number that be paid each day
with the present facilities OF tho office. he will
upon which their turns for payment will cOme and may
I've spared loss OF time from their daily pursuits. He will
also repairs 10 be made in the cavernOus and
shabby rooms OF the Custom House basement which
assigned for the Pensions Office.
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

,o,,o,,or that they wore married people and some
Tbeir actions being suspicious, Mr. Mar
n Kent close watch upon them and on the dleret en-,
ny hn visited the house. and nnaly discovered inc
poitohS a. hnslness carried on there. The accused
were subsequently, Identified as st beng te same n TS M
at where frequent robberles had occurred
Work merchant claims to have been nneced out or
~ a. n Frontsf house, hut, rather than have the
s.or rnade nubc neglected 10 make charges against
,h cnTifs while the accused lived In Washingtonst
nu ,onorted AT the station House that he had been
d thore of 500 but he also refused 10 make com
,aint for fear OF exposure No one appeared against
~ cc,sed YESTERDAY, but the police authorities had
tr nOrtraits taken and placed IN the Rogues Gallery
sn Isco DelElar committed them To jail 10 await eK
animation.
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
HAPs AND MISHAPs.

The body Of a woman in the garb OF a Sister Of
try found yetsrds the ss;er at the Atlantic Bssn'
brooilys.
The residence Of James II. Winchester, No. H6 La
yesve Broon robbed yesterday Of 81 $50 worth oi cloth
ins snt JeveU
William Green, colored residing in WaneD-st.,
Brooklyn accidentally himself 10 h. abdomen Saturday
iss died yesterday.
John Lawton age 49, Of No 500 Warren-st., Brook
t va fatally injured yesterday BY falling from house Twelfth
hsA Tbiro-sye., while
Thomas Victory and John Kemp were held for
ertmbsuOn yesterday DesT Brooklyn the alleged
Wen ofs wagon And korss value t7Oo from II. Bennett
Charles Vanderbeck, age ~, of No. 245 East Twen-
tu st. et he urost with yestsIdsy the
vsoppt lie "ss conveyed Bellevue Hospital and
George w. Stevenson. age TO- Of No. n KiDg-st
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
PROMINENT ARRIVALS

81. Nicholas H0tcl-Gov. Acorn Of MssiS-
tvt. Cen y. p. Rtaks OF Massachusetts,. Judge L; X
So.up q Ohio. JgC5'' Bowen az Arkansas. the Hon.
Charles A. WaShtWu. eN-MniSter "a Paraguay \. g.
Parser. state II asuIcr of South G8roina 4 W. Park
a. Vermont Thomas Dickson of Scranton and Or j. =
Delovau Of Albany. z-= BrcvOort aonsc-Gerrt smith
a. lctcrhoro. " y = Ast0r HOUsc-Ex-G0v. A, J
HaJiiton OF Texas. and ecu william srhouler OF Boston
--- Everet Vou.c-The Bey. G. +. HSsbins OF Boston
=- St1rjCVlut UouSc-teu. u. ;. l1uSing OF fllIa
de phiJ. Clarendon Hoie--Cspt. Ward of the Brit
ssh j. cation. -= itth-Ayenue HOtel-EA Gov Met or
uecticut; Gen Clarv u = A.: Judge Anthony OF Pough
eecpsie, Cen A. ID. Lee, and the Hon j. l. Ludeig OF
Louisiana -= Hoffman House-PfJf. O. c. Marsh OF
Yale College and Gen A. z Diven OF RlmiTa s== st.
james Hcte--Gen c. p. Este of Washington. Gen A. NJ
Iorsc OF CncaAO Gen. L. r. Stockton Of NtN-JeFsey ana
Matthew Hale of Albany.
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
THE ASTORIA co COOPERATIVE BUILDING SOCIETY.

THE ASTORIA COOPERATIVE BUILDING SOCIETY
The Cooperative Building Association of AS
tora under the patronage OF the United Cabinet Max
crs Association of York, has received within few
days the title deeds for the Bacon Hyde John Purdy
VIM Peters and A. c. Henry farms, comprising l,6IS
lots 4 contract for grading the Ffteenth-ave from
the Nctuwn road 10 Flushing ave, has been aWfdeu 70
Jacob Frank OF GTceupOiut. The society VIII cOtr,l
i'm a Few days, having the Thirteenth, Fourteenth
and Sfei thaves graded. Up 10 the present time 1000
lots have sold. During the past year. bG Dnldlhss
have he erected, and about 100 are either dnder con
sillctlJu or win be commenced within the present
lfttufN
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
Announcements
BrpHErr's COOKING EXTRACTS are the best.

TIE SUDDEN CHANGES OF TEMPERATURE,
1oGErHka ARs SOW 50 coxSoS
ARE CAUSING COLDS EvERrvHHRs AsD LTise
ruH FOUNDATIONS Fon INFLAMMATION THE LrSe'
PLruRY ASTHMA L-yG D'oRDEs PRrDESr PEoPLs
,uorp NOW TAXI ESPECIAL PRECAUTIONS TO AVOID
ErPosrRR AND U UsPoRTUSArR CONTRACT CoIDs,
WOULD DO WELL TO RESORT D JATSE ExrRcToRASr
s.FE AND RELIABLE REMEDY CURB
Corgus AND Cons nrT WILL Pct
xoSAKY AND BaoScHA DANGEROUS rsP
TONS SolD EyERYvHERE-
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
IDpEsT oF ALLEGED PANEI~THIEVES

Capt. Mcconnell and Sergt Dunn of the
Second Precinct Of Brooklyn made descent, Thursday
night upon the dwelling house No. 81 Hcks-st. and ar
rested Daniel Merritt, Robert Brown, Daniel Dunn.
Charles Lewis, Jenny Melville. and Emma Smith on
charge of Keeping panolhouse. The arrest waS made
upon complaint OF Mr. Martin, owner OF the house. VINO
had furnished TO the accused on then rep
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
BROOKLYN.
The streets are extremely dirty.
The 47th Regiment viii make a

The streets are extremely dirty.
The 41th Regiment will make trip 70
You-hkeepsie the 2Sth OF JInc where uIey VIII he re-
e,ycd 10y thc 2l-t Regiment ol 'Hat place.
The most prominent among the aspirants for
the newly created office OF County Auditor Timothy
Iesmond. and Maurice Fitzgerald. sidney V. lowell
NlNrohahly %" appointed TO hh the once oi heN!s''r
al Arrears oi IiXe.
fire occurred yesterday noon, in the fac
t0il Of a., Patent Elastic Felt Company in kiugsto
near Van Bruut-s' Damage % tle stock and building
toNu TIE IRE originated in the dry insIoon. from an
ONtrhtatcj steam apparatus
Al a. meeting OF the Bar, held yesterday in
III supreme Court General Tarru) Judg, Gilbert
IaraaI' and Ho--'oau sitting, tribute o. re ieJ7Yas
pad 20 she memory Of BERNARD Hughes. lawyer, who
O,d last Thu~sl". The Court tHrI al ourrrt, cu Of
ft-I.Dt 90 t.e U.ost-aj A similar meeting .Id .3yr-
Ie.t o. d r!.,, .u Tie Cty Cont room. Nr. Hughes
vi .e 'I ~ toIsy az 10 a. ln from - Mary 5 'hlTch
LONG ISLAND.
LoNG ISLAND CuY.-This village was full of
rejoicing yesterday the report that the Governor had
pcued the charter bill. The hin provides that
election city and ward officers shall take place the
third Tuesday after the passage of the bill, which brings
II the "a Of Nav The Republican Club Of the First
Ward mas been thoroughly reorgauzed, and has leased
l4Der.y Hail for the next u months a Hee reading
room has been pared IN connection with the Cub
where the periodicals Of the day can be found
FirsurNr. The VOW time tables Of the long Island
Iud Flashing aud \. =. Railroads, with largely in
creased number o trains, viii take effect about May l.
HJNnE'~ ToNT.-The semiannU.i = cHmiinati"n Of The
puulic csool wiI take place on MonuHy 'cNL II'
scst.l trc }tr-c-tiu C3rcus COUNTY. occupies nnc
house buIit through the loerality OF Union college.
NEW-JERSEY.
p.r,r-oy Tie IIi.l school VIII ha removed from tlc
oil iuItu- m Van uoucu-st. G, the Public school
No O. which viii accommodate 800 scolors....An i'm
ur.se auction s'o of zeal estate, in the Wii--s tract,
Ia been carried during the entro week Prices real
i,ed rang, from 500 to $3.50 por over 100 viii
he tried at ;c present session of the Passaic County
n of fir4
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

You know how it is yoursclf-ycs, Of course
voa DO Every AL coa The truth Of it. Il o
denying Denying vhatl Why that Kyoz aleid stylish HiT'
this Sgdns. lie slways Broadway, Fsou-st
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

Perfect fitting and elegant Doors and SHOES
Ladies Gentlemen Boy and Children. The largest assortment u
tIe IN the city, .
SYv STORE EZw SrrLEs
BKooKs. SIS 10 Broadway. corner TwentynntS-st
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

Merchants and Commercial Travellers havine
occasion 10 visit d.uapo' Ind will inl NeEiors City aud Pha
dha trgts the as Office VI Caps JoHS HAVE No
hast T. E.s4.ugonsL
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15
HOME NEWS.
TIE WEATHER

Hs,. .Yoss aco Tier. Rar Etad Hour 1her Rs- nted
Apulls...5 %t &tA W ApfI IA - En 3
II 90 2Q85 n. q Is 2a7S n "
~ gsGl : " II 81 f9T3 " ".
ve- kRfs.-Asrl x. it10-IlermOmctcT az "A. u, .
FL "a. 10; n J.. fu., tIo
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

INVENTORS wishing to apply for patents ar'
informed a. s. and Ineuauonn Patent Orce
opeuel their benefit and security New York City at 2
Pafow Fl given a. tic Olce maiei on Ieluest
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

For a stylish and elegant HAT go direct II
the Manufacture, E.PEssCHEID, No lla Nasssa-sL
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

All care and anxiety about Burglary re-
moved I he se Of r. IotvEs BrEGIss AIAHs TErrGRapH the
s.oc OF Il ou uds Who Are using years practical eIpeneace
sLI broken through. J.. HOLNEs AGIayst
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

PHYSIOLOGICAL EXAMINATIONS daily at IS.
BroadSay showing talents defects sai best pu.u pointed out
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

At DUNLAP & Co.'s new Hat ESTABLISH
yrNr-Pne imported ssh UyrrTfIs aud C,yz BY the bes
naers prices l7 Fha'e between an
INeltl .llIls-s.
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

PyLEs o. X. SOAP still takes the lead fC
household economy Depot washngou-s Gfooes where
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

IT, y. SoURE's, q FultOn-st., Ncw-York, is
the les, Mace 10 hur reliable WArrfz ui,vl"us choice JTw
EIR1 AMI srEHLSG SiLyERWARz Diamonds specially.
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

"DOwy WITH DEATH !'-Colds, rheumatism,
dsess gle, ba,hl by ASGELLs TUEkH Baths, LeIh.os,
Iweuty-tnhl
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

We have 10 hesitation in recommending ia
our rrsrr. Hail. HAIR ESKvEk
can f Daa1fuI 8ui ne natural co,- VI tie Lsir.
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

"BOOK-w0Pvs' GOLCONDA!w Six Dollars
Lssi Seventeenth!
New-York tribune., 1871-04-15

INVENTORS WISHING 10 Apply IoI pdhutS dic
hss % oTeni for her benefit cgdy City Il
Paik-rog F4 Information given tie OLce naei on request
Merchants and Commercial Travellers having
occasion Irdanapos l1L, vii dni NeElors Cy and Phla-
las. "4s-.ugtonsL
All care and anxiety about Burglary re-
no, ,, t use Of = otyE Ggag Ass TaaFs 81, s,,.ss ss
tesuroly OF ou ands Nho are usg H. rh ys p.'oa ee'e
sll D broken through /. HoLsEs, AGifAyst
At DUNLAP & Co.'s new HAT ESTABLISH
moderate prices 7i Fifth between "eaeeond and
TWe1! JlIls.s.
II. y. SoURE's, 81 FultOn-st., New-York, is
Elsr and arEzLsG SLyEavARz Diamonds specially
We have 10 hesitation in recommending To
ouT rrtr HAL VEGsrtHLE SioLsS HAE BaKwEh
DallIa 4ai TO restore nc natural o,- Of tie Lslr
"BoOK-wORvs' GoLCONDA!m Six Dollars
on,y annual subscription SrToSs CRcCIArSs LBR,v, 10
Lss, Se'eutrenta!
"Dowy WITH DEATH !"-Colds, rheumatism,
dsase Atga b4Asl by ASGELLs TuEksH BATHS, LeIa.oa,
Tueuytth!
PYLE's 0. X. SOAP still takes the lead for
household economy Depot wa.lngou-st everywhere
For stylish and elegant HAT go direct to
the Manufacture, E.PEssCHEID, No. l3 Nssssa-sL
PHYSIOLOGICAL EXAMINATIONS daily at $50
Bradnay showing talents defects sli best rUr.Uis pointed out
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G9e 4lalters' 8all11et .
Onr poet's Corner - selefteo.
HOW THR BALLoTvILLE FElGALE CON.
vENTIoN WAS DEMoRALrzED.

=
1t was 6ne . spectacle As any one could see
The meeting Of the BailotviIle Female Society,
for Ine sisters they wore spectacles. except rifng
And Ss~ son. of them oh. ,Dee,,e,,. were ,r.., .na
some were blue. -
Ana SO it was low design that was concocted there
An infamous conspiracy for to demoralize =
Inas splendid convocaton, and to break mp like wise.
niss Bnks and said it was enough to vex saint
way some women carry on, and how some crea
She also ashamed to see EN- wearing sailor hats
tnoueht the sisters should not come accompanied
How old shs rrsyious speaker was, exactly. to day:
buy sne would IKE to know (and here She made a
Hor cats could be avoided when Miss Blinks was in
the place.
Then Sarah Smith got up said that Mrs. William
Brown, '0 = '.lIlC3- - : ''I'N " .
Because she was wife, could not nut other neonl.
8 down; ..4i = ~ P>'p''
The man that she had married was mean old s.iney
who first had been refused by almost every girl in
town.
These bitter words brought on a dreadful storm and
pretty soon -
Each sister at that meeting seemed as crazy as LOOM
A"e sne raped hard and tried some order to
But the row had got lively and at last she tried no
more.
Lhe way the Axinss few then was caution to behold
we're IN vain TO tell 1t for the half could not be told
But the documents were scattered ali around
Amp the chairman lost eAignon that has never since
been found. 4sr 80 ,'-1
Then suddenly and while the conflict ragged most flu.
riously, ggx
delegation enterad that was shockies for to see.
the husbands of the sisters who were married were
ali there
And each man had . baby that was hungry as bear
And they pinched those little Infants with view to
make em yeil. t q SIS GtsF
And how the mothers went for EN- wont pretend to
tell; -s-i- - =. e ~ & e = = =
% teere was no more discussion about anything that
Ana the meeting was adjourned in Quilted an unexpect
that game played on the society
members have pursued their svocations auietly
AHsmolng in convention is thing they do no more
And upon that simple subject they feel extremely
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Hasty marriages have been the subjects
of apprehension ON the part of elderly peo-
pie ana unfortunate bachelors and spinsters,
SO much 30. indeed, that ''marry at haste and
repent at leisure" has become one of the
most frequently repeated proverbs in the
language. Notwithstanding all the warn
ings of the satisfied and dissatisfied. howey-
er, marriages in haste are BY no means un-
frequent. In this respect Pittsburg is as
guilty as other places, and If tho last report
ed case Of this description be true, our citv
- far in advance of most others in the Union
The most amusing dual marriage which
has ever been recorded took place in this
city on Tuesday evening of last week. on
which occasion two highly respectable young
ladies' were united in the bapds of wedlock
with twh young men. being al the time un-
conscious that they had become brides. The
facts OF this peculiar marriage. as far as can
be catered. may be thus stated:
In that portion Of our city known as ..The
Hill" reside two young ladies-young. good
hooking. and lively. Ofgood family, aud wei!
known,they have always been considered as
anDng the most attractive girls living in that
quarter. But they are lively girls, full Of
roiicksone fun. fond Of any legitimate
excitement. aud of adventure of leei-
innate character. Passing these at
tractious it Is not to be wondered at that tbev
becams favorites among the gentlemen, and
that many Of tho yocng men Of the city
made It habit to call upon them at their
pnrents' home, and spend pleasant evenings
IN their society. On the night above name d
TUESDAY, of last weekly two gentlemen,
both we'll acquainted with the young ladies,
and also with their parents, made a call at
tie hooes. After the usual greetings, and
under the privilege gained By thorough
friendship the quartette became quito at
home with each other. nd the fun became
last and furious. The young bcga. talking
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about what they dare do, and the young la
dies expressed themselves equally as daring
At length. the gentlemen. in their rashness
and their foOlishness, stated that they even
| dare get married. and pursuing the matter
thus brnached, still further, expressed them
selves as willing 10 make both the sisters
brides upon the spot.
The girls were not TO be beaten. They too
dare get married, and dare also to take, for
better or for worse, the two callers. Pro-
testation on one side was followed by reiter-
alton an the other, and tho young men at
last came to the conclusion to take their fair
entertainers at their word.
1t was but the work of few moments
for one of the gentlemen to rush from the
house and bring back TO it with him young
friend who was invested with the marrying
power OF full fedged preacher.
The gentleman was introduced. The girls
thought it all n good joke. The quartette
stood up, the marriage ceremony was gone
through with, and tho two couples were
made one; four persons made two. The
gentlemen knew the matter was no joke.
ladies supposed the whole affair to be a
joke and the marriage mock one.
The newly h.ade husbands determined to
wait developments and left with dignity.
consequent upon their new relation. The
The ladies retired to bed and laughed over
the joke of the evening.
The next morning brought fresh develop
ments, however, to the fair ones. Both re-
ceived large yellow envelopes, and on open
ing them, to their utmost dismay they found
that they contained marriage certificates.
What they thought joke then. was serious
reality, and both girls were in fact varied
women. What was to be done Should they
keep the matter profound secret and at
tempt to get divorced. or should they accept |
the situation and fly to their husbands!
The husbands on the morrow were in an
equally perplexing condition. Neither had |
been married to the girl he wished. Should |
they change certificates, or take the wives |
as they had been dealt to them!
Neither husbands nor wives have vet set
lied these knotty points, and SO the matter
now stands. Was ever marriage so pecu-
iarly performed, or were ever brides and |
oridegrooms in such an unpleasant quanda-
larry. E1.
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1t is known that in largo towns ten thou
sand feet above the level of the sea, the
deaths by consumption are ten times less
than in places nearly on level with the seq
Twenty five persons die of consumption in
the city of Now York, where only two die If
that disease in the city of Mexico. All know
that consumption does not prevail in billy
countries and in high situations. One reason
of this is because there is more ascending
exercise, increasing deep breathing; besides,
the air being more rarified, large quantities
are instincrively taken into the lungs to an
swer the requirements of the system. thus at
every breath keeping up high developments,
Hence, the hills should be sought by con-
sumptives. and not low, fat situation, =
Halls Health Tract.
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C. S. Mutton Of Ohio has been appointed
minister to Honolulu. He should have been
sent to New Zealand. says thoughtful
writer. With Mutton to eat the people
there would probably let. the missionaries
alone. ~,
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ut is forty years my old friend John. since
we were boys together!' ..Is n1" Well,
don't speak SO loud, there's that young wi
ao4 N tee hsffdb faenat gent 10 drug store in
Western town contained postscript for the
guidance of the druggist. that it was. in
tended ''for the relief of Kaulic''
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The New York Mail says: MANY of GU,
fashionable young ladies have adopted nick.
names, which they use their cards. pre-
ferring to be known by them, and to lei
their proper aames be forgotten. 1t strikes
a foreigner US rather strange to see card
bearing such names as 'Gerty' this, 'Tooty
that, or 'Pinky' SD and so.''
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Having lost the first wife by suicidal
hanging, Mr.. Jones of NARROW. New Hamp-
shire. married her sister. aud last week she
followed III the same footstepts of her pre-
decess"r. Jones thinks hanging is hered-
itary in the family. and is courting young
woman in an adjoining county.
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Established facts Silent arEuments which neither
pen NOR tonsue can shake and it b upea established
facts that the reputation Of Hostetters Stomach Dtte
a. health preserving elixir and wholesome and pow
cr5ul remedy il based when witnesses come foewsrd
In crowds year acr year. end reitsrats The sans sate
mint In relation 10 the beneficial effects Of medicine
uupn themselves deelisf In IL scaey i literally I'M
ppssble The Of this unequaled touic and
slierstve exteniins overs period Of nearly twenty
yars nclude ndyiduals Of every class and resdenss Of
every cme and refer to the most prevalent among COM
plants which afnlct and harass the human hsaily
Eaher multitude Of people, Stranger 10 each other
nav6 unnusIy beea selzed wish insass sd nstve.
~ dssre to seeirothe pablic or Heee1ss Bisters,
ID no less than sh Of acenasy. have been aording
r,es y suerers from iadgessien fever and asue, bill
,onsss. seasssl dsbilty and nervose dsordss g p
49, pssnssaasa Ans ever imported To-Day, WIZ the
80 of The seser are spoa ttese nes tes & thesss.
q pssoas ars rslyins upon he Biers . sare dencs
~ sslnenh which the present season e1geeds,
"a ,Rsr euAdsnecis Il not misrlaeed The heal peons
vAieA iue61ssael l1salsrsssssrl1 feaeos
- dsk h iss sscad evesywheEe esg the fsss shaa
: dnsta fanl and impostnre While TIE demand for the
80 esabls sleeihc Is cst ssanely tatrsasans
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s A little boy had a great liking tor the
water. His mother told him not 10 go on
the wharves or near the water-s.For Freddy
il you should get drowned we shoald never
kpow what become Of you," 'Oh. yes. you
Would, cause it would be in the papers"
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A lady writes to the Jackson (Ohio)
Standard: II sir. can always tell Sunday
or Sabbath. from any other day in the week,
by the number of men and boys, old and
young. with guns and revolvers, moki ing for
the woods and peoples farms.''
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A lady walking down town saw little boy
pinchng his younger brother, who was cry
ing bitterly. "Why. my boy: said she 10
the young tormentor. ''don't you know you
are doing very wrong? What would you
do if you should kill your little brother!"
why" he replied. Of course should put
nn my new black l.ants ana go to the
f,meral''
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''Don't be timid'' said couple of snobs to
two mechanics. sit down una make your
selves our cqnalS.' Wed have to blow
our brains out tn DO that
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A sweet little girl said to her mother: IF
were to die and go to Heaven. should
wear my new silk dress!" .'Oh, no. my
child; we can't expect angels to wear silk
dresses in Heaven" ..Well. ma, how will
the angels know belong to the best society!'
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"Bob, why did you'sake an armful Of my
shingles onSunday!'' AWby. SIR, mother
wanted some kindling wood. and l didn't
want to split wood on Sunday"
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A fellow on settling his bill. the landlord
charged him seven dollars a day for five
days. Didn't you make mistake!"
mo- "Y"n did. you thought you got all
the money had. but you. are mistaken. l
have whole purse full in another pocket. -
The Planters' banner. [volume] (Franklin, Attakapas Co., Lou.) 1849-1872, 1871-02-15

The Rev. Mr.. Walsh. the old worn out
city missionary. starved to death in New
York soon after the Rev. Henry Ward
Beecher's salary was increased to twenty
thousand dollars year. The meeting Of
those two men in Heaven will be worth going
all tho way there to see.