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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Everything that Is good. IN the way Of confec
tlonerlcs, can be found At fLEDGE 4 JACK6oS'S
SIT Broad street
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W. G0DDIS Will sell at +. NJ. valuable &c IN.
try seat on the Williamsburg turnpike, 0nt
mile below Richmond.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Hats, Hats, Hats. Latest style. Go to AL
LENS.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Manila Cheroots, Plantation and Principe
Cigars, 1T Il. SCHGS's cigar store, corner I'LL
and Main streets
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ExEcUTIvE.-Goyernor Walker has ap-
pointed Gilbert IL. Reed notary puollc
for the county of TaZoWcll.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Oriental Initial Paper for sale at ELLYsoS
TAYLoR's, booksellers, lil6 Main street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Oriental Initlul Paper for sale ut ELLIsoS y
TAYLoR'S, lllo Main street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Supreme Lodge X. i. proceedings published 1t
The True Enfght for juno. GU. u day.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

ENVELOPES furnished aud printed AZ %, $3.50
1915, and $3.50 per los', at The DispaIch frin'ins
Establishment.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

| ELMGAKDNER'S WUISkEY, re-
~ ccl."d direct from him.
GRO. h.. HU*DLEY & CO.,
~ '-dm G23 ErOad street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Bouquets made at short notice at MORTON
flower garden.
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TIL r DISPATCH
,v cOwARD1N s. ELLYSON.
..su-1SvAxlAnLS IN ADVANCE

rAsFl-INVANlAHLY IN N''|
DAy SrATcm erTss1soie s1 to the
tiers al soetfy NJ Mailed NJ &c per annum "a TOT
s, sT TGp's @t saGasp al sT'aa per aa
nEln. Gi i,ytEkiy niSrATCn At 81 per annnn,.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Don't waste your money on Other fuel. when
you can buy machine-sa -ed and split cooking
wood, and ccke, at such extremely low prices.
j. b. WATKINS,
I'LL Main. and fict0ry cor. 9th and Cary sta.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

REGULATIONS FOR THE EXAMINATION OF
OFFICERS OF VOLUNTEER CoMPANIEs.--Gov-
ernor Walker, as COMMUNICATIVE Chief of
the militia of Virginia, has made public the
following general order for The government
of boards of military examiners
- General Orders No. l.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

large supply OF plants for beds and border
at MoHToN'S flower garden.
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Street cars pass MoRToN's flower garden every
We minutes
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Pelargonum geraniums 10 bloom at MoRToys
nDMcr Yarnen.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

skallng ut Assembly Hall this morning.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Skating this morning Mt a Assembly Hall.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, TO SELL A STYLISH
W nEW OPEN BUGGY.-Thls Buggy has
never been used 1T ali WAS made to order Of tho
best material and workmanship, with the patent
boxes, case-hardened axes, and best English steel
springs.
A bargain can be had In It. Apply 10
ShElLDS 4 CARY,
n,uoi dc Broad street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

w ANTE D-Genuine HAVANA CI-
w CARS, imported by the largest house OF the
kind In New Orleans. l Invite all persons In The
quantity, to call and xamine my samples. ltWul
remind you OF old times.
s. A. WINsTOCk, No. IT. lt.h St.,
mys-lm between Main and Franklin.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED. TO LEND MONEY on
w DIAMONDS, COLD and SILVER WATCH
rs, JFWELRY, SlLVEKW ARE, &C., &c. All
business strictly confidential. Closed Saturdays,
at :. a. .WlNaTOCk'SL Loan Ofice,
No. IL, i4th street.
mYa LIN fntWpcn IL Malu and frankliu.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, q COLORED WOMAN
without incumbrancc, to WASH and IRON. Must
come well recommended. Apply at this Office.
my 2t-lw
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

w ANTED, FIFTY MEN, TO WORK
wv on the Ousntico branch railroad, In STAT
ford county. For good men win pay from 9i.!o
to $l.50 per day. Apply TO j. y. BRAGG, yard
master kIchJnond, Fredericksburg and Potomac
raiIrosd depot, or 10 me, Oh The work:
| INV 10 I'm II. SAUNDERS.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

UTANTED.-DR. G. WILSON HUN
w TER offers his services TO ali In need Of
niedica attention al very moderate rates: Pays
special attention to the diseases OF ladies anu
children AMI Will guarantee the cure Of RHEU-
MATIsM and kEURALGIA by the use or his
great remedy, "rHE USDoUBrEp CURE.
which Can be had for F2 per box OF any n,st-
sons at distance desiring his attention can al.
dress him at Kic hmond, Va. O1ice, 7os Grace
street. III 1o-ozr u WIN
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

HEAD eKs CITY CONSERVATIVE Con.,l
Mky 18th.
Resotred, That the thanks Of IN, tyitv f.onser.
vative Committee are hereby tender,d To .he
young gentlemen who volunteered their services
election dsy on behalf OF the Conservative cau.e.
and who so ably assi,.ed the Ward supcr.ntend.
ents In The delicate and responsible duties which
dcvolYed upoo them on that occasion.
=. II. STARKE, General Superintendent.
J. II. CLAIBORNE, Assistant Ten. Sup't.
r 3. MnnInri, SecretarY.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, SPENCER CARBlNES and
w kIFLh5, COLTS ARMY and NAVY PlS-
Tolls, and HENRY RIFLES, at
$. SUTHERLAED'S,
NV l5 I'm l405 Main street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, 100 CORDS OF SEASONED
w OAK and PINE WOOD. Apply to
&. Is. LIP .COMB,
nv o5-lw 7th and Byrd streets.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED--SJ0.0 900 worth of PAWN
Rnurs old-estabiishcd and reliable Pawn Ohice,
No. 1881, Main street tup STAIRS. .--Liberai ad-
vanccs ~ ade on Diamonds, Gold Watches, va!u-
Of charges. on valuable cplatcrals. business
strictly coniideCtial. Office hours, A. III. TO 8 I.
H. my l7--1m
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, 100 COLORED WOMEN to
w 20 10 New York. Brooklyn, and jersey City,
for cooks and general hOusewOrk In private fam
lies. Wages ST. In $50 per month. will send
tlicIu every Friday and Tuesday.
j. L. JUSlIS, Labor Agent
nv 9G-3n No. o 18th street,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

JITANTED.-MRs. J. r. BALLARD
w wishes few BUAKDERS for the summer,
.t Ms rshfejd two and half miles from tue city,
on The Richmond and Frederiek.burg railroad.
hnIh IN aud from the city, making II convenient
for % hns,ness gentlemen and their families: Please
anrJy- 10 WM. p. BALLARD, at Marshneid or
through the post-otice. my ~hH-
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED. TWO GOOD, STOUT
w WHITE BOtS, to learn the baking busl-
ness. None hut those who are steady and can
come recommended need apply at
BRlGGSS Bakery,
nv og-o,* 7U7 Main street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED NURSE midde-aged,
w steady woman. Must come we'll reconi-
nentlcd. Apply at No. 3'1 Main street, between
All and 81 h streeis my IS 3tn
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, COOKS, = A Il E RS,
w DtNING-ROOM aud CT BIN SERVANTS,
ASHtRWOMAN, and BARRER for the
Warm Springs, Va. win be at the Exchange
Hotel on the 2d of June.
my 2H. lW JOHN L. EUBASK.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, TO BUY A SPRING
w Dkaf f--cithcr new or secondhand. Ad-
dress "DRAY,' care OF this office, stating terms,
8c. my27-3t*
WA TED, WENTY EXPE-
w Rl1NCED OPERATORS for WILSON'S
SEWlNG-MACHINE kOUmS, No. Governor
street. nv n At
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27
WANTED, a No. COOK. Apply at
wv No. 2I3 10 h street. my LIE

WANTED, EVERYBODY TO KNOW,
w That they can buy SHOWCASES. new or
secondhand, Of JOHN DOES, Hdsssn3 Main st.,
between 7th aud sth. .ss--,r-.au n eodlm
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, Il WASHER, IRONER, and
w house SERVANT. Apply ut No. e35 9th
street north of Leigh nv aa-3tk
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, persons afflicted with that
W loathsome disease HENORRHblDS, or
PLIES, to know that DIR. HUNTERS PILE
OINTMENT Is the latest and best preparation
FOR It's purpose now offered tn the public See cir
cular. For sale by druggists generally and by
II. q. FURTSHAEN, Druggist.
oll west Broad street, kichmond, Va.
my 81 + = In. Tn,iLk
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

Y,OOK AND JOB PRINTING UQSH
rs CHEAr AT THA ESlfSs
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, Il good FARM HAND
w white y. clerrcd-- {, whom good wages will
bc paid and a comfortable home insured, two
miles from The city. Apply at kEDFORD'5 tin
store, corner Of 18th and main streets, between
and II u,clork k Saturday morning, my 26-st<
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

TAMBLETONIAN SECOE DEI<
ri IHetz,,'s Hsrnbletoptan), stred by[SA
Kysdick's Ham bIctonian, din Lady patriot, Will
make season OF 1871 ut the FAlR GHOUeDS
neSr Richmond. For further Information, see
haud-billS. u. z, w MD,
Agent for o~ner.
KING LEAH, sired by Lexingeu oam 1oSay;
by imported Yorkshire, will make season OF HiI
AZ the rAIk GROUNDS, near Hiehmoad. For
further In formation, see hand-bills.
INV .S-.w D. Y. WARD, 3 gent for owner.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

cash, BLINDS, DOORS, BRACKETS
- and MuuLDIhGS, Of all slaSsi sanRIEn
iIfaRtR' and sold At The l. . w 6 , I SAsu
PRIUES a, my factory. ioot OF ihirssenta s1ise''
III ie" Va HA'sA'S j. j. MONTAGUE,
~ Richmond. Va.
Up lt-3m F---------"-~---- ~ ------ ------e
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED, SEVERAL THOUSAND
w DOLLARS, at good rates. for from two to
ten years oi. iIrst-class city property. Address,
Hotel, Richmond. my 2s-3t*
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1871-05-27

WANTED.-I wish to inform my pa.
W ueDts and thn public generally that shall
visit Petersburg on professional business next
tuesday aud reqIest all who wish to consult With
me 10 call immediately.
"TIIE CHDGURTtD CUREn for rheuma-
tsm and neuralgia is for sale by all the principal
druggists. UR. Il. WILSON BUNTER
IL els
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06
Clicking.

On this subject tho Prairie Farmer
says:
Many horses have the very unpleas-
ant habit of striking the toes of the
hind shoes against the fore shoes.
Most horsemen will agree that it is
fault belonging to some of the best
as well as the worst. Ii more fire.
quently occure with young horses and
they often click on the turf on soft
ground, and not Oh the road. 1t
arises from the too great activity or
length of stride of the hind legs; the
fore feet arc unable to get out OF the
way in time; therefore, anything
which dctains them, ,,snch as a soft or
heavy soil, must assist the practice.
The principal point to be remedied is
the intolerable noise, from whence the
evil derives its name, and this is Of
ten effected by making the hind shoes
square at tic toe, and leaving the toe
of the crust some what projecting over
the shoe, by which plan the crust re-
ccives the blow, Instead of the shoe,
and does not make any noise. Some
times happen that from the repetition
Of these blows, The crust is worn so
thin at the toe as to produce or
threaten lanl5ness, in which case, the
plan of shocfhg mentioned must be
desistcd from and we must put up
with the noise to avoid tho greater
evil. When square-toed shoe fails
in preventing clicking, it will some
times happen that shoe pointed at
the toe will succeed, which no doubt
arises from the circumstance of The
shoe. having so small surface TO
come in contact, it may therefore fail
to strike the fore shoe, but may go
within, or by side of it. ~ .s.f
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06
Feeding Cattle.

On this point the Country Geafie-
man has the following communica-
ton, from one of its correspondents
A practical and long experienced
feeder of cattle knows there can be 10
certain rule TO go by with individual
animals: and any one having had Il
thorough knowledge of different
breeds il well aware of the various
effects of similar treatment on cattle
from several herds.
Let any farmer note the appetite of
his own kind at table; some pick for
everything delicate others for dishes
Just come into season, and augbt rare
or difficult to be obtained, while still
another portion of the company ap-
pear to take little account of what
they eat, partaking with a relish of
anything good and substantial.
Cattle vary in the quantity they can
consume, as well rs in the food most
liked; in short there arc many ami
mails which could be found, having an
appetite sharp enough to eat more
than two others of the same age and
species. and probably the one creature
would make flesh faster and pay bet
ter for his food, than the two; but
here is the opportunity for tho bleed
er to experiment, watching The effects
of the greater and the lesser quanti-
tics besides which for any breeder
to excel. he has to raise only from
such as show aptitude for laying meat
on the right points, for there must
be art in the composition, Of the
breeder, or he will never distinguish
his stock or himself s
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06
- -
Preserving Farm Tools.

Every farmer should have 4 can of
linseed oil and brush on hand; and,
whenever he buys new tool he should
soak it well with the oil and dry it by
the fire or in the sun before using. The
wood by this treatment is toughened
aud strengthened, and rendered imper-
yious TO water. Wet q new hay rake,
aud when it dries it will begin to be
loose in the joints; but If well oiled, the
wet will have but slight effect. Shovels
and forks are preserved from checking
aud cracking in the top Of the handle,
by oiling; the wood becomes as smooth
rs glass BY use, and is far less liable to
blister the hand when long used. AK
and hammer handles often break OFF
where the wood enters the Iron; this
art particularly should be toughened
with Oil to secure durability. Oiling
tic wood in the eye of the AK will pre-
vent its swelling and shrinking, and
sometimes getting loose. The tools OH
a large farm cost q Large sum of money I;
they should be of the most approved
kinds. It's poor economy, at the pres
ent eytravagant cost of labor, to set men
to work with ordinary. old fashioned
implements. Laborers should be re-
quired to return their tools to the con-
venient places provided for them; after
using they should be put away clean
and bright. The mol | boards of plows
are apt to get rusty from one season to
another. even if sheltered; they should
be brushed over with few drops of oil
when put away, and will then remain
in good order till wanted.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06
Hard Milking Cows.


The Canada Farmer gives the follow
Ing directions for the cure OF a trouble
some defect in some cows: ANY one
troubled with hard milking COW. can
remedy it by going to the hen-coOp,
taking small feather and just clipping
of the tip end; it will then be hand
somely rounded: cut the feather ends
of, and you have q milking tube. Get
three OF them. Ii you are careful, you
can insert these, and old Brin won't
know it. Milk the fourth teat; the rest
will take care of themselves. If your
COW does not milk easy enough, get
larger quils. Any COW can be made to
discharge her milk by continuing this
practice and she will never know how
It was donc.''
That practice will never work. You
cannot wheedle "Old Red" into such a
nonsensical way of giving down lIer
milk. Every person who has had much
experience in milking COWS, knows that
If a COW is ian hard mixer she can
not be made to milk easily by tamper-
ing with her tcats. If cows udder
were all hollow like an India rubber
sack, the milk might flow out through
hens quills or other tubes. But the
truth is, the interior of the uddcr is
much like a sponge, so that the milk
must be forced out by COMPRISING the
tubes. Ii the skin of the teats be thick
and the interior be well filled with fab
by tissue, COW will milk hard in spite
of all the mixer can dO.-Agicnltnral
Editor " ". I. Observer.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06

The Maine farmer Gays: ssOhe Of our
substantial s,lbscrlbefs-in recent con-
sersati0n-gave his experience in train
tIX neat stock affected with habit Of
eating wood, chewing bones, etc. His
cattle were one spring affected In this
way; they became thin in flesh, reftls-
ing to cat hay and presenting q sickly
appearance. lie had an impression that
their food lacked the constituents for
making bone, but his neighbors used
bone meal without noticing any COOL
resultr whatever, Last spr .ng he put
about four bushels OF leachcd ashes in
his barn yard and threw out to them
about q shovelful each day. They all
ate as Ii with evident reiish. After
turning them out to pasture, he put one
peck of dry ashes per week on the
ground i'm the pasture. They ate it all
up. and gnawed up the grass where 1t
had been lying. The cattle began to
improve, gaining flesh and looking bet
ter than they had for several years. He
says this morbid appetite was unnoticed
years ago, from the fact that the land
was new and ashy from the burnings OF
the woods aud hand clcarings. He has
another proof OF the value of ashes for
stock from this incident. lie had a
large tub full of leached ashes, which
remained In il some time. 1t was after
ward used as a watering tub; and when
the cattle drank from it they would lick
and gnaw the sides and bottom of the
tub; actually biting out pieces and cat
ing them. Latterly he gives one quart
Of ashes mixed with the same quantity
of salt. to twelve head of cattle, about
once week, and finds it to agree will
them wonderfully.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06
Keeping q thousand Hens.


With a flock Of one thousand fowls at
least six acres are requisite. Some have
given this rule, an acre to each hundred.
boards or piekets, and houses erected
large enough to accommodate ono hun
dred for rOosting, shelter from storms
these houses should be expensive, but
they should face the south, and the
fronts should be partially or entirely
glazed. The glazing should be by
sashes, which may be opened easily by
hinges above, and may be left open
through the summer to permit Il free
circulation Of all. The care Of these
houses should instrusted to the care vi
a capable person, as OH their proper
management the success OF the poultry
largely depends. In addition to the
poultry house, there should be provided
numbers Of low sheds, beneath which
the fowls may take shelter from the
heat Of the sun or from storms.
Care should he taken TO prevent tie
ingress of vermin, skunks, weaseiS, etc,
to the grounds, and ono or more good
dogs should bc confined within the in
closure care being taken to secure dogs
which will not trouble the fowls. but
which are good watch dogs, and vigil
liant. An abundance of pure water is
also absolutely necessary and unless Il
brook runs through or pund is located
on the land, water should be brought by
ram or pumped by wind mill fro,u 4
well. Fowls drink great quantity of
water, and it should be of as pure quail
ty as can be obtained. The preparation
of the grounds, and building of the
houses and sheds having been completed
the stock may be procured.
For all practical purposes, the conf
mon dunghill fowl is us good as any, as
we have proved completely to our salts
faction. In selecting a stock. take hens
from one to two years old, bright eyed.
clean legged fowls, as large and well
formed as can be obtained. There is no
need of Grower with the large flockS,
the breeders being selected and kept
separate from the others; for laying
purposes, hens do better away from a
COCK than with one and if number Of
male birds are together, the fights and
troubles will be incessant. The care of
the poultry is not great after they are
placed in the park. The fowls selected
for bl ceding purposes should he kept in
fiocks of twenty, in yards separate from
the others, and each of these small iiocks
should have male bird. These birds
should be the very best to be obtained
strong, v ell formed, and hardy, and the
cock should be two years old. healthy,
strong, and courageous. We believe
that Il Brahma cock, such as We have
described, crossed with the dunghill
fowls, would get better and more mark
etable chickens than would any other
breed. This. however, is for the pOul-
tercr to decide.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1871-01-06
HUMORS Of THE DAY.

The talk of the town-Thc English
language.
The ship that everybody likcs--Good
fellowship.
What are the best letters OF recom-
mendatiOn! J.. 6. d.
Lawyers get their living by plumber,
and doctors by pill-agc.
Housewives mOttO--Whatcycr thou
dost, dust it with all thy might.
I'm of when you talk of working :"
as the cork said to the ginger-pop. ----
The merchant who has been for some
time bent on pleasure is at last broke.
An old maid says marriage is like
other diseascss-'wIiilc there's life there's
hope.
One farmer says his stock is SO re-
duccd, that Inc has only a stack of
chimneys left.
"a backward spring" is produced
by presenting red-hot poker to a
mans nose.
As we often hear OF flying bricks,
VIC ought not to he astonishcd at
hearing OF chimney fine.
4 correspondent inquiries whether
the Germans will care SO much for
the Watch on the Rhine now that
they have got the great Str,sbourg
Clock. eT-si
a Chicago paper recommend "An-
other ilagrant fiction iinpalcd upon
the fork of fact" as an Improvement
upon the familiar phrase, another
lie nailed
\ little girl coming 10 Newport,
and seeing the willow phaetons, coin
mon there, for the first time, exclaim-
ed: why, mamma, everybody rides
out in their clothes-baskets here"
A woman who never owned a
Bible supposed she was quoting 1t
when she greeted her son, who came
home to keep Thanksgiving, in the
following words: "lIcrc comes the
filttcd calf"
\ mosquito taper is 4 Pittsburg in
vention. Ii creates such smell.
when burning that The mosquitoes
ask TO be excused. Ii drives human
DCiirS Out uOois dlSc, "biOH 10 itS
only defect.
john Randolph was once, Oh race
course, solicited to bet by stranger,
who said: "Jones, here, will hold
the stakes" Just So" replied the
descendant of rocahoRtas "but who'll
hold Jones
You nattcr me-" said a thin cy-
quisitc the other day to young lady
who was praising the beauty of his
moustachc For gracious sake,
ma'am," interposcd sharp friend,
.don't make That monkey any flatter
than he is now"
A personal" in New York daily
a week ago stated that "ifJOhn Smith
formerly of Philadelphia, will call at
No. Blank street, he will hear
something to his advantage" John
called. There was about $50 of him
and he has been calling at the rate
of forty-seven per day ever since the
personal" appeared.