The Planters' banner. [volume] (Franklin, Attakapas Co., Lou.) 1849-1872, 1871-03-29
PARAGRAPHS.

Because you are TO look out for him whe
the bell rings.
California's wool production last year
was 2l,O72,GoO poundsa large increas
over 1869.
The difference between a boquet of flow
ers and the ''boquet " of wine is that on
makes a nosegay, the other gay nose.
A little girl sent out to hunt eggs cam
back unsuccessful. complaining that lots O
hens were standing around doing nothing.
The new hammer in the Bessemer stee
works at Harrisburg; Penn, weighs $500
pounds, and cost S02 600,
A Boston woman declares herself happ,
and contented because she has thirteen cat
| and loves them all.
- Jack, your wife is not so pcnsive as sh
used to be- mo. sho has left that of
and turned expensive
/ The largest shaft ever made at the Bridg
water lron Works now forging will weigh 4
tons rough, 3S finished, and is to cost SIl,
O0O
A fifty years old left handed son of tn
poet Byron is pedding un poetic but utilita
rain washing machiues in Belgium's capi
tai. I
Michigan has 5,l73 lakes having an are:
of Lila square miles. Maine is next, hav
ing 1.56S, with an area of 1900 squar,
miles
Jane L. Martin died in BROOKLYN, last
week. aged 81. She was one of the party
who made the first trip on a steamboat from
New York to Albany.
A Detroit burglar while in Il hallway on
thieving expedition. being asked What do
you want !" cody replied. ':Oh, nothing.
III help myself. ....-
A man who was told by,a clergyman to
remember Lots wife, replied that he had
trouble enough with his own, without re-
membering other mems wives
A little boy was seen swinging off the
neads of some goslins. and on being asked
why he did it replied: "Causo bod did
net put them tight enough
a Jersyman who has Chinese servant
complains that the heathen will worship an
old brass hand iron when the family gathers
for prayers. ..'.l.., .-,,...s. -.,.. .....
The bellies of Newpor. and Saratoga are
outdone by the wife of Mehemet Ali, who
required 500 camels TO transport her bag
gage when she went visiting.
.'Come, don't be timidk;' said couple
of foolish snubs to two mechanics, sit
down. and make Yourself our equals
WED have to blow our bruins out to do
that" "was the reply.Wo 49, H-i a.
1t is said that valuable deposits of borax
have been dis covered in California and
Nevada which will yield annually 90. 900
tons ut an expense of no; more than three
cents pound.
AN Eastern paper, in fit of revolution
ary enthusiasm. says, ."Hurrah for the girls
of &C." Thunder :" cried New Jersey
xr.6af, sFu iao gSdaaspfA cid ta Mos no
his young hopeful. IL did not know until
to-day that you had been whipped last
week" Didn't you, pat :" replied the
hopeful; II know it Mt the time" +a
Want 10 put by his money for rainy day
In few weeks his master inquiring how
much he had saved. Faith. none at all"
said he; it rained yesterday. and it all
went.
Two gentlemen, slightly acquainted. mcs
n young lady not noted for her personal
CHARMS Jack, -" remarked one. 'Iiere
comes the craziest-looking girl ia New
York" ''Ycs, I'm engaged to her wasthe
rather crushing reply. -,rai7, ri
Tho only chapter in the Bible 9TH. last
chapter of Proverbs). written by 'oman
(the mother of King LemueD, conains
plea for wOman's wages: Give ler tho
fruit Of her hand. and let her ow, works
praise her in the gates
An anliabie gentleman in illus has just
been sentenced to fourteen vars IN the
for the attempte murder of
MS wife. He only beat her rad to Jelly.
md then threw her under 40 horses feet
n the stable. .,e. ,..t .J. g
a young lady in Mad'n avenue. New
York city, has very eat collection of !,
ocks of hair cu!led frA inc craniums of !,
Ter numerous admi's., Ihrse are all .
beautifully arranged handsome album. :
ZACH accompanied httie descriptive ;.
'erse of poetry. "j :. =
Mobile !, beco,Ag very tired Of hearing =
bat abe il tho tldh coffee pot in the coun
rv. The who ftrouble arose. in the col q q
INNS of the louisville Courier Journal. :,
where tho ,ission of tho letter. ..r" be- - -
;wcen the \ and 1T" caused the libel to :.
70 forth III !, 70 world - ------ - F
M, .agest vegetable fibre known is
, Ne ~ Zealand n TX. 1t has long, sword IL
nc -, es, ten or twelve feet in length. p
!. nv by the settlers for binding their Fl
!. !, 70 fastening their ga.es tying up s.
e.es sul <es, and in almost every possible il
say n. psa!mist: he. maketi. my feet l.
e ,na ss, ,.,d s,see1ea fiss.cher Is read f'
n in the henarosts when :, ids,0yrpytT
,htens it grip SOS not te tais OIL. SRdl I
It's how true faith, my hredef"' "'''S
the rock. Eseefi7 -
a nnioue recommendation given =.
crpvman for a frield who desired
m E as follows He is perfecuy nu' .,.".
nd made some of the able4t "lS."N
- ,,,,r, made showing. in their "aPpe."s
al ,heir correcting hopet"'' cons''o"'
nj growing manhood n7
III. avery significant and very t'r,'o'c
.ct ihnt. during the last week. there "a.e
-, ,vo,ve cases of child murcer IN
,,s c;tv. The increase in this crime Is re-
I,v annalling, and goes to show the noso-
,ts necessity for the establishment and ios-
cr;ne Of founding hospitals in our midst
''e NY. Express.
..Wheu lady condescends to praticai
,ke. # is generally a neat one. nj. Bon
cort. the rich fnancirr, was very stingy 10
HE wife in the matter of pin money. One
dav lady, closely veiled. and very anxious
not to be recognized. call upon him ana
large sum. leaving her diamo"ds
as pledge. 1t was his wife.
Two years ego young man IN Detro.'
had in his absolute right. Il legacy amount
ing to a. least $4,000, and possibly more
he afterwards exchanged all his right. title
and interest in that property for dog
horse and buggy and a. summer residence
the latter being a short distance from the
city.. Within week past he traded 'h'