Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1871-09-12
Massey.
Mr.. Nasty Sets Forth. In His Usual Lucid Man
ner, What the Democracy Must DO
60 Succeed this Fall, Etc.
CoNFEDERIT X ROADS,
(Which is in the State Nv Ky.,)
August 10 1871

August 10, 1871
| The outlook for the Dem 1eracv
amt Jest ez good this year ez /
shOod like to see it. 1t will take the
closest kind Nv fggering and the best
management in the world, TO make a
success, and | really don't know ez
it kin be done at all Tweed's steal
ing in Moo York, tho not more 10
quantity than | spose he RELY want
id, wuz dun too openly for the good
Nv the party elsewhere, and besides
this ther amt that unanimity, that
oneness Nv sentiment in our ranks
that Their he'd ought to be this year.
The fact is, The Democracy compre~
hends altogether too much--it hez
too betty IN assortment Nv princi-
pies for any one party to swing.
hev spent many anxious hours
on the question Nv meetin this troub-
le, and hev at last decided on q sys-
tenn NV work which, ef followed out
faithfully, may give us that success
we hope for.
Our Speakers must, for once, inform
themselves ez to the ishoos now be-
fore the people The old speeches
witch we he'd ia JazJn's time, and
wich We hev yoosed ever since, won't
do any more. We hev got 20 git up
moo ones, sure All our extempora-
ry speeches must be carefully pre-
pared. A carefully prepared extern
porary speech is apt TO run smoo tn
err than an extemporary speech witch
Amt carefully prepared | alluz pre-
pare my impromptu speeches before
hand An Ablishnist kin yOose the
same speech all over the country,
but We can't
La view NV the diversity Nv Opin-
ion ther is among the Demoerisy this
year, | wood suggest to our speakers
10 the various parts NV tie country
that they observe the following sked-
yool closely
In Moo ENGLAND Advocate the
payment nv the bonds in gold, and
bear down heavy on them miZable,
&C -forsaken scoundrels who wood
impair the National credit by a sug-
gestion nv payin Nv EN- in paper
Explain to yoor aojences that payin
the debt in paper is promises to pay,
and ask them who is to pay the pa
per and when Ez for regulators,
lash EN- Pint the finger Nv skorn
at EN- Hold EN- up to the execration
nv a civilized world. Wind up with
an elegant and el3kent triboot TO the
Pilgrim Fathers. Poskrip-In cot
ton manufacturin towns, advocate a
high pertective tariff, and show that
the Demoorisy wuz alIuz tariff par
ty. In the wooden towns they don't
want tariff so much, and in Thorn do
it mild on tariff Also, on the nigger
question, Assert boldly that the
Dimocrisy acquiesces in the Amend
ments, and wood hev she'd its last
drop Of blood before any man, white
or colored, shood be deprived Nv any
right. Say that some Dimocrats
mite hev bin, at time, opposed to
givin nv the suffrage to to the mig
colored man, but it wuz bekos they
feared that they wuzn't educated up
to its proper yoose. Mem In Moo
England be sure to say colored man,
niger mover.
In Moo YORK ClTY-Denounce
with witherin inveciive the bloated
cotton lords NV Moo England Bear
down with severity onto the very
idea nv a tariff Assert that Democ-
risy is for free trade in its broadcast
sense. Urge the payment nv the
debt IN gold, but denounce the nash
nui thieves just the same In Moo
York yoose the term "nigger" aluz,
and say that the givin NV tho ballot
to race so low in intellect, witch hez
not yet emerged from barbarism, is
an outrage witch no Irishman kin
submit to. Bear down heavy on the
niger, and intersperse your speech
es with frekept quotashens from the
Irish poets. Eff you wear green
neck-tie, and carry short club NV
blackthorn, and hev q short black
pipe sticking out nv your vest pock~
ct it will DO all the better. La Moo
York yoor speech may be mostly de
voted to the niger, and be particu-
lar in this connection to alluZ say
dam'd Niger Pint the finger nv
skorn at them witch wood affiliate
with en-, and wind up with a CLOWN
triboot to Now York. Ys
In PENNsYLvANIA--Tariff to the
hub, and NV the highest and most
protective kind. Speek Nv the wealth
| hidden in her mountains an the ne
cessity nv protection to develop it,.
Remind yoor hearers Nv the cry nv
.Polk, Dallas and the Tariff of 1922
| and denounce the free-traders bought
with British gold. Pint the finger
nv scorn at EN-, and wind up aIluz
with a glowing trboot to the great
ness nv Pennsylvany. Dodge the
nigger in Pennsylvany, and tho nash
mel debt also, for the people are
mixed. It's our biziness before cleo
tions to please the people.
LIN THE NORTHWEST. Accept the
new departure and assert that no
Democrat desires to bust the amend
ments, or hez any idea Nv any such
thing speek w the colsred man ez
a man aud brother, and refer CRATE
fully to his services in the late strug-
| gle for the maintenance of free gov
ernment. Denounce the tariff Gin
the rural deestricks) ez a swindle
onto the West for the purpose Nv
buildin up the bloated manufacturers
NV Moo England and Pennsylvany,
and agin them bloated manufacturers
| pint the witherin FINGER nv scorn
ConcIood with an elokent triboot to
the grandeur Nv the Northwest.
In OHIo-Mixed In the north.
ern counties accept tho new deparch.
erin the middle and southern, OPP
pose it. Be high tariff in the por
and coal counties, and free trade IL