The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1871-10-13
W.T. lED WISDOM.
Early pea1-A baby's tooth. aa
The cap o. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

man. r
All are not hunters that blow the
horn.
Poverty is not q shame, but being
ashamed OF it is. @
He that is too proud TO ask is too
| good to receive. s
The dead to tie bier, and the living
! to good cheer. 4
He cannot speak well that cannot
hold his tongue.
Flowers that are always falling Of
Bachelors buttons. t a
He that bites on every weed must
needs light on poison.
Why is love like a potato? Because
! it shoots from the eyes.
Are gOOd-lOoking women. ever en-
gagged IS "piain cOOks?''
Thatman is indeed hard up who
cannot get credit even for good in
tentiOns.
NeWboys are never ''broke,'' for
they always have an "extra-twO
cents"
a feminine boat club is organizing
at Yonkers, but is at present in a
creWed condition.
The stream ofIife forks; and religion
is apt to run in one channel and busi-.
ness in another.
The wife who would properly dis
charge her duties must never have a
soul "above buttons"
All women, let them be never so
hOmely, are pleased to hear them
selves celebrated for their beauty.
Why is every Boston boy sure to
make q noise in the world? Because
he is little Hub-bub in himself.
Fashionable virtue-FIirt with your
friends pretty wife; pretend you are
in love with her older sister.
A drummer is the fastest man in
the world, because time beats ali men
but drummer beats time.
Although Saratoga is thinning out,
there is said yet to remain one lady
from New York with 100 silk dresses.
An Irish Judge said, when address,
ing a prisoner. ''YOu are to be hang
ed, and I hope it will prove warn
ing to you"
No people under heaven can excel
the Americans in the manly art of
sitting on bench and seeing eighteen
men play ball.
a veteran shOpkeeper says that al
though his clerks are very talkative
during the day, they are always ready
to shut up at night.
The hotel in New England with the
longest name is the QuOquiOnnasake
sOaDUgogh House at Hampton Beach.
1t has only one letter less than the
whole alphabet.
The wife is the sun OF the social sys-
tenn. Unless she attracts there is
nothing to keep heavy bodies, like
husbands, from flying oil into space.
What bird is that which it is ALSO
luteiy necessary that we should have
at our dinuer-t2bie, and vet need
be cooked or served up? a swallow.
None are so fond Of secEets as those
I VINO do nUt mean 10 keep them; such
persons cOTe6 secrets IS q speudthrift
does money, for the purpose Of ciIcu-
lati5n.-COltOn.
q militia officer being told bv a
yhtguOlOgist that he had an organ Of
l0eaity very large, iBn0cently replied,
.'Nery likely; l was fifteen years in
the local miijia.'
T7sa last wtrf IS tie most danger
oIs oi internal machines. Husband
and Nsl5e should no more strive to get
It thaE they would struggle to get
possession ora lighted bOmbsheil.
Success Lides on every hour; grap-
pie il and y0u may win, but without
2 ggapple II wal never go with you.
WuTS is the weapon OF honor, aEd lie
who lacks TIE weapon will never tfi-
umph. s.H -a-. +
"A Domestic EleyuIatiOu-Nic boy
''pm jolly glad you're going to stop
with us" NIsitoI-"Arey you, darling?
WIZ crE)'1 ArfIr y
have nice dinners Judy. -..
tits evident that the most worthy
efforts often fail, while the worst sue
ceed. This fact alone ought to show
the folly Of basing an estimate OF
character on q superficial reckoning
| of result
a man in Galveston, the other day,
who complained of being Overheated,
effected o permanent cure by drink
J ing six glasses of ice-Wt ter, without
the aid of a physician. He was cool
/ when the coroner came. H
/ "Is your br0ther-in-law really sufgh
lazy mani? asked one gentleman of
! another. ''LazyW was the reply,
/ "why, he's so lazy that he has an ar
/ list employed by the month to draw
his breathzRith crayOn." a
at IS the type Of eternal TRUTH,
says John Ruskin, "that the souls
/ arnCr is never wei set to the heart
/ unless a wOmau's hand has braced II.
/ and il is only when she braces It loose
| ly that the hOHOrof manhood fails.D
Death is the cure Of all diseases.
/ There is no cathOiic0n or universal
/ remedy I know, but this, which
! though nauseOus TO qUeasy stomaehs,
/ yet to prepared appetItes IS nectar and
! = pleasant portion Of imm mOrtality.-
/ Sir Fhon1as Browne. r
TIE New York STANDARD waxing
/ eloquent on the fall fashions, says:
''f.cares have their time 90 fall,
ne towers TO witaer when cold Hinlis
Aadstars 70 set, but all. aa-
Thou hg-n. has; i, al zeasops f2T thine OWE. p
Tiusy cilstonler-s'A pint o whisky,
! please, shire.n PubliCan-''Y Yen get
uea MAR wlisky here, UcTavish.
/ Dye want 81 in Latin and Greek?H'
/ Tipsy customer No, a. AJAX va, s3ir.
l want il in a byzZie.H-PUuch.
A fulI-bearded. young grlndfather
I recently had his hirzuie endare
shaved off showing a clesu fsce- fir
the first time ia q namber OF years.
At the dinner table his Llree vgal
old granddaughter noticed ft, "g8zed
long With wondering eve, % ard ffnal-
~ calculated: "GraHdf;ltber, whose
head you got Ou?Y
OF the LoE Saratoga strideU Ae
/ local paper says: "Tt Is really lard
70 do. You have to practice It a good
deal I'm your room, and then If you
don't get your fins-we mean your
arm 80 hang justright, you spoil u
you pass along, iShe hasn't got il
rieht.'o -l
It Is one Of tLe soversst tests of
friendship to sejI your friend Of ais