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Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1871-08-24

I'd tOO00 WHO WANT Nv. 1 JOU, We
say, 20 to Miller's, but If you don't
care whether your work is we'll done
or not take it to lama City or some
other place. Mr.. Miller has large
stock on hand and can do.the best
work on short notice. It is his bust
ness to unde stand repairing, too,
and he does it in the ncatest style
for q small amount Of money.
Il. N. WILKINSON
is the gentlemanly conductor Of ono
of the best ice cream and fruit cstab-
lishments in Tama county, and hav.
ing got into his new quarters, south
OF the courthouse, has burst forth in
great splcnlor with all his facilities
Tor preparing good things. His soda
fountain il on full "equirt" and fur
nishes delicious foaming beverage.
Go and see Wilkinson. He will do
yon good.
b. 7. BnUxtR.
The nursery Of this we'll known
Tama county fruit raiser isat the old
town of Monticello, three miles north
OF Toledo. Though located at such
distance from this place it is hon
estly claimed to be one OF The insti.
tutions Of Toledo, and a live institu.
ton, too. Mr. Bruner is one Of tho
very earliest settlers in Tama .coun-
ty, having had residence here nine
teen years. The nursery Of Mr..
Bruner is on gentle elevation with
southern slope. Here he propa-
gates some of the choicest varieties
Of apple and pear trees, aiming to
keep tor sale all those that are hardy
and well approved for the latitude.
lie cannot have many less than one
hundred thousand young apple trees,
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02

Mr.. Edward Burgess, of Searmont, sends
the Belfast Journal the particulars of the
fall of an arolite, or meteorio stone, in the
southern part of that town on Sunday morn
ing last, about o'clock. There was first
heard an explosion, like the report of
heavy gun, followed by a rushing SQUAD,
like the escape of steam from b Jiler. The
sound seemed to come from the south and
to move northwardly. TIE stone fell In the
field of Mr.. Bean, the flying earth being
seen by Mrs. Buck, who lives near. The
hole that it made was soon found and the
stone dug out. 1t was quite hot and brok
an. 40 it could be removed only in pieces.
The most of il is now in possession of Mr..
Luce, who dug il out. The outside shows
plsiny the effect of melting heat. ltstraes
with such force As to penetrate the hard soii
to depts of two feet. The stone is OF
grAyish color except upon the outside, where
it il quite black. 1t il just TWENTY-FIVE
years, to day, since a similar stone fell at
Castine. Il was much less in size, and pen.
etrated two inches into hard, dry road
Il came from the southeast and was accom-
panied by report that Was heard ct dis
lance of thirty miles. The occurrence of
these phenomena is as old as recorded his
tory, and they happen in all parts Of the
world. Sometimes the stones are of i'm
mense size. One in South America is esti-
mated 80 weigh $4,000 pounds, and there is
one in Yale College that weighs 1000
pounds. These stones have al one compo.
sition, iron being uniformly the largest
ingredient, combined with nickel, copper,
tin, magnesium, aluminium, &c.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
DaIgam of Alpine Moss !

CoNsUnGPTIoN
Ian nov an old man, peaFIy sixty Winters of
toll study snd practice have whitened tho locks
and told upon the physical frame.
Were Il not for the desire 10 still further hene-
TT b d snty by extending NY BALsAk broadcast
over the world, / would seek th>t rest my de-
Ginning yesrs much reqaire.. One word de-
sire to say before You neg eet that CcUGH, think
TO what fatal results il may lead.
All that claim for this Balsam can be PEoVED
BY FACTS.
Send for g circular and learn how many Oh
your friends and nsighboss all over TINS Nhio
have been relieved and cured by II when al othe
remedies failed.
This remedy is designed and intended 70 pre-
vent CONSUMPTION from sending to the grave nus
thou ands. Ask for DIR. q L. bsLL naisam ot
- G. L. BELL, d. H.,
No 75s. Halsssd street, CHICAGO, ILL.
w. sals by Fuller, Finch Fuller, Wholesale
Dealers, ard by Druggists eEsryNhsrs.
dee3 -deod-m, w,fwly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
"nohannsn,s Female Regulator -

Il the Monthly Periods" from colds or other
causes. certain cure it 10 Womsn's beet
friend. Price Pive Dollars. Sent TO any ad-
dress with full and complete directions, etc. For
sale only at DR.. C. A. BohGnBan's Office, No. 6lq
North Fifth street, between Washington avenue
and Green, west eide, st. Louis, Mo.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
Cents

IL Cures Fsvers, Cor gestion, Inf ammStion-...2SI
2 " Worms, Worm Fever, Worm Collie. AS
s Crying-Colic or feething of InfAnts.-2s
{ DiarrhRa Of Children or Adultg......23
DyEentery, Gripping Bilious Colic......25
=" CEoAera-EoTbus NomiLng ......-......&3
d" Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis IS
8 " Neuralgia, Tooth$shs, FaoeAche......35
6 d" Headaches, Sick Headache, V srti go.28
10 " Dyspepsia, Bilious tomach...........2b
IL " Suppressed, or Painful Periods........20
IL " Whites, too profnse periods ............20
Is d" Group, Cough, Difficult BTesthi1g ...-25
IA " sslt RheUm, Erysipslas. krup.aons-ss
Is " rheumatism, Rheumatic PAins-.--.-.25
ls a. Fever and Agus, Chill Fever. A gues-s5
II Piles, blind hlssGin 10000. .......-. DC
Is " Cphthalmy, and Sore or Weak EySE-b5
10 Cstarrh, acute or chronic In auenEa..so
so Z" Whpoping cough violent eoue hB....60
81 a. Asthma, oppressed breathiu g...........B 80
g 90 Ear Discharges, oppressed hearing ...50
% bc-c1ulR, enlarged g'sD dI. EWellip gs-50
- I" General Debility ph Tsiral weak ness--5G
rs Dropgv and scanty BsoretionE. 30
81 ." Ssa-6ieznssz, EiekBs &c from rid ing ...tt
2T Kidney Disease, Gravel. .........bt
rs Nervous Debility, Seminal Rms go
kions, Involuntary Discharges. 90
80 Sore Mouth, Cant eF .--..... 800 so
80 Urinary Weakness, wstIng bed. SO
81 Painful Periods with spasIGs ..,.....5R
8? suSSaripgs at change of life .........l 80
SO Epilepsy. Spssms, ST. Vitus' Dapes %
"a DiptheriA. liberated sore throat-.... 81
Price in Walls, large size, .59c and so
FAMILY CAFES, in Morocco, with
IS large ) dram visls, cont aiming the above
list, with book OF directions CON plste SO 90
go " a Z" G0C
30 " in paper Gaze, with b. ok .........50 90
VETERINARY SPECIFICS.
Case of 10 OK visIs, in fluid, 400 doses sareh
with manual Of directions, giving full aecoun
Of al diseases of HORSES, CATTLE, SBBEP
Does and Hoes, with full directions for use
In neat walnut case, complete....... 49,. OF
PONDS EXTRACT,
Cures Piles, Neuralgia, T'oothache, Bleeding
| Of the Z uRgs, Stomrch, Nose or otheA Organs
Burns, Bruises, Lameness, Sprains, Reeat
0'dtiSm, Sore Throat, Sore Eyes, BoilS, CORN
Ulcers, Old Sores. The Best Family Medi
cine kn0wn.
Price COZ. Soc, Pints 81 90, Quart
81 IS.
| EA- These Remedies, except Ponds Rxtrso,
| by the case or single box. are sent TO any par
Of the country, by mail express, free o
charge, on receipt Of the price.
Address Humphreys specific Homsopatfi
Medicine Co., oe1cs and Depot, No, 5e3 Broad
way, New York.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
4 full AsaortmsnA Of the above for sale /
Rock Island By
O. A. Bspser, John Bengs,on, Agents.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
DIR. w hitter.

4 REGULAR GRADUATE OF MEDICINE
N as Dipioma at Office will show, has beenl
onger engaged in the treatment of Veneresl
sexual and Private diseases than any othe1
.hysioian in st. Louis. Syphilis, Gonorrhea
fleet, Structure, orchitis, Hernia, and Rupture,I
all Urinary Diseases and Sypbilitic or MereuFla
Affections of Throat, Skin or Bones are treAt-I
d with unparalleled success. Spermaterrhe ca \
exuAl Debility and lmpotency, as the rssplt
4 seif-abuse IN Youth, sexual excuses in ma i
ureF years, OF other csnses, and which produces 81
ONE of the following effects, IS noctuEsl ennis
lions, blotehes, debility, dizziness, dimness 81
.1ig ht, confusion of IDEAS evil forbodi AYERS
on to society of females, loss of memory andI
sexual power, and rem dsring marriage improper
re permanently cured. The Doctors oppor
unities hospital and private practice unSur-
passed la St. Louis or any Other city Back
Iies OF st. Louie papers prove that he b as bee
located here longer than any other so advert
sing. The establishment, library lAbortory and
appointments, are unrivaalea in the West, IN
surpassed anywhere. Age with experience
Ican be relied upon, and the doctor eau refer to
many physicians throughout the country In
Ipast success and present position he stand
without a competitor. The writings Of ply
Isioisn whose rsputatiou is Union vide should
Ibe worth reading. DIR. Whittier publishes a
Medical Pamphlet relating to venereal diseases
land the disastrous and varied CONSEQUENCE
lof self abuse, that " i'll be sent to any address.
lin q sealed enF elops for Two stamps. NJ any
sphy sieians INTRODUCES patients to tbs doctor 81
tier read ng his medical pam phfet. Copmuni
sostinn eonhdentsE a friendly talk Will coet yot
nothing. Office central, yet retired. No. 6l7 q
tCharaes atreet, ct. Louis. No. Hours o. m
fto e Euag Sundays ~ to = . m.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
slMILIA SIMILIRUS CURANTUR.
HUMPHREYS
EdITE0RAEEr aPH61FIQs

uAvR PRoVRD,FROM THE MOST AMPLE
IL experience, an entire success: Simple
Prompt, Efieisnt and Reliable. They are the
only Medicine perfectly adapted to popular use,
80 simple that mistakes cannot be made IN
using them; 30 harmless as to be free from dan
ger, and efficient TO be always reliable.
They have received the highest commentator
from all, and will always render satisfaction to
those who try them.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02

2UEzNE Es CARDS.
CHsRLEA RORIyEOE.

A TToREEY AT LAW. Hul's Block, cor
n Washington and Illinois streets, Rock Is.
land. Connected with 8isbee 4 Marsns Law and
Collection office of Chicago. my I5dly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
SYPHILIS CURED.

DR. BoHANNAN'S Vegetable syphili,
IL Cure il warranted to permanently cure
SYPHILIS in all it's stagss-Priusry, Sec
ondary AMI Tertiary, and will positively eradi-
cate the last vestge Of the Disease from the sys-
TEN. Those having tLe syphilitic poison lurking
in their blood concealed from observation, in its
constitutional form, thereby jeopardiIing the
health and happiness OF another, as well as that
of their offspring, should make immediate use of
this medicine, and be CURED FOR LIFE.
Price Five Dollars. Sent to any address. seld
only at DR.. Q. A. Bohanuan's Office, No. 6I9
North Fifth street, ST.. Louis, Me.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
CERTAIN CURE noR PILES.

DR.. BoHANNAE'S pile Ointment" is guar-
anteed a certain cure for Piles, matter what
form or how long star ding in from three to i've
DAYS Price one dollar Sent to any address
by mail fifteen cents extra for postage. Sold
only at DR.. @ A. Rohannsn's Office No el9 n.
Fifth street, ST Louis, Ne. Estabiithed in 1887
rnch99 awIv
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
mn REV q RID

q LsUUU For any case Of Blind, Bleeding,
IL hing, or liberated Piles tibet DE BIkG's
PILE RES kDY fails to cure. 1t is pre-
pared expressly to cure the Piles and nothing
else an has cured cases of over 20 years stand
Ing. Sold BY all Druggists
VIA EUGA.
DR.. BIEes Via Puga is the pure juice Of Bagks
Herbs, Roots, and Berries, for
CONSUMPTION.
Inflammation of the Lungs; all Liver, Kidney,
and Bladder diseases, organic Weakness, Female
Affections, General Debility, and all complaints
of the Trina Organs in Male and Female, pro-
ducioE Dyspepsia, Cestiveness Gravel, DroPsy
and scrofula which most generally terminate il
ConEumptive Decline. 1t pHri6es and enriches
the Blood, the BIlliary, Giandular and Secretive
system; corrects and CITIZENS the Nervous
and Muscular forces; 1t acts like a charm on
weak, nervous, and debilitated females, both
young and old. None should be without 1t.
Sold everywhere. LIbFatory--I42 Franklin at,
Baltimore, Nd. jy27-dhEly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
SEMINAL WEAKNESS CURED.

DR.. BOHANNAE's VEGETABLE Gu
RATIVE8 permanently cures all forms Of 'sper-
mRtorrhes" or Seminal Weakness" in from two
to seven weeks time. 1t restores Lost Power"
and brings back the Youthful vigor' of those
who have destroyed it by sexual excuses or evil
practices. Young msn suffering from the effects
OF that dreRdfully destructive habit of Self
Aeuse can this medicine with the assurance
Of speedy and Permanent cure. This remedy
has been used by old DR.. Bohknnan in his pri-
vate practice for over thirty years and has never
failed in curing even the worst cases. Price SIS
per package. Sent to any address Gree from
ohse " &tion). Sold only at DR.. @. A. Bohsu-
nan Office, Ne. 6lq North Fifth stree, St. Louis
Mo Established in 1887.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
FRUIT BASE ETs.
QUARE

GET TIE VERY BEAT
In nothing does this in JUNCTION better apply
han IN the se4ectioI 9: a batket for arketlng
trawberries. Il Is an pndsniaOle fact that no
article ct offered for this purpose, comes So near
perfection ss the
BeerLer Veneer Fruit BdSkd.
These baskets are not only cheap, but combine
greater strength, beauty. durability, aud csFa-
,iiity for veEtilA alton. than any other known
lyle; hence for use and convenience are BY Tar
the most economical made, FULL MEASURE
yudrdHteed-no " short quarts when tLt
BEECBER Basket is used.
We have the voluntary testimony Of many Of
the largest GrowsrT ana Commission Fruit DEAL
ars, sustaining osT claims for these baskets
In short they ave the basket. Try them and
prove the correctness of the above statements
light, neat aud strong crates Of various sizes to
accompany bEsketT, on hand and made to Order
send for CT Ieuisrs and price LET TO
TIE BEECHRR BASKET COMPANY,
mcbgdeodvggl Westville Conn.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
DR.. BOHANNAN
Office No. 619 North Fifth street, between
Washington Ave ana Green streets),
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Established IN st. louis 1897.

CURES ALL CHRONIC AND SPECIAL
~ Diseases in a short time, either in Male OF
Fem ale charges low ices; uses no Mercury.
Vs. DR.. B0HANEAN's Treatise CT Spec
isl Diseases which fully explain the nature.
causes, sy nptoms, etc., of 'SBermatsrEhea" OF
Seminal v eAkness, and all the evils resulting
from Sci: Abuse, and impediments TO marriage
generally Also, valuable informs ton On other
Delicate subjects. Sent Tree TO address in g
plain sealed envelope.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
lr. Crooks WINE OF TARi

Ren0vates and Inv gor-
sEes the entire system,
and rapidly restores Ex-
hausted Strength. The
very remedy for the weak
and 3ebii;teted
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02

Made of Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits
andRefuse Liquors doctored, spiced and sweet
ened TO please the taste, called Tonics Appetite
ers" -Restorers," &C., that lead the tippler to
drunkenness and ruin but are true Medicine, made
from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free
from all Alcoholic EtfmuIants. They are thu
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE perfect Renovation and
Invgorator of the System, carrying off al poisonous
matter and restoring the blood to healthy condition
No person can take these BtteTs according to drec
ton and remain long unwell. 81
&10G Will be given for an incurable case, provided
she Dones are not destroyed By mineral poison or
other AID the vital organs wasted beyond the
point of repair.
For IHIIammafSry aud Chronic Rheuna-
item md Gent, Dyspepsia, or Indigestion,
Bilious, i emit tent and mt erEnittent Fevers
Diseases Of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and
Bladder, these Bitters have been most success
full Such Diseases arc caused by Initiated
Blood which is generally produced by arrangement
OF the Digestive Organs.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION, Head
ACHE Pain in the Shoulders Coughs, Tighness of the
Chest Dizziness, Sour Fluctuations OF the Stomach.
Bad in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpltation
OF the Heart, Inflammation OF the Lungs Pain in the
regions of the Kidneys. and hundred other painful
symptoms, are the ofsprings of Dyspepsia
SThey inv1gorate the stomach and stimulate the tor
pidiver and bowels which render them funeQaalled
efficacy in cleansing the blood of al impurities. and
Imparting life and vigor to the whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions, letter, Salt
Rhuem, Blotches, Spots Pimpes Pustules, Bos, Car
buncles Ring Worms Scald Head, Sore Eyes, Erysip
elias Itch, Scurfs, Discooraons of the Skin, Huors
and Diseases OF the Skin, OF whatever nature,
are literally dug up and carried out Of the system in
short time by the of these Btters. One bottle in
such cases will convince the most ineredulous ofher
curative effect
eCleanse the Initiated Blood whenever you ind It's
Impurities bursting through the skin in Pmples ,Erup
tons or sores cleanse when you ind 1t obstructed
and sluggish In the veins cleanse when 1t is foul,
and your feelings will tellyo when. Keep the blood
pure and the health of the system will follow.
PIN, TAPE and other WORMS, lurking in the
system of so many thousands efectually destroy
ed and removed. For full directions, read carefully
the circular around each bottle printed in four Ian
guages-Enslish, German. French and Spanish.
J. WALKER, Proprietor. r. q. MCDONALD & CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agents. San Francisco, Cal.
and g and 81 Commerce Street, New York. o.
81 SOLD BIZ ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
John BengatOn, ard c. :. Benser, Agent, Rocl
Island.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1871-06-02
PATENT LAWS.
MEDICAL.
Parmelee's New Vegetable pills.

Containing Mandrake and Dandelion and win
Cure Liver ana Kidney Complaints, Dyspepsia,
oostiveness, Headache. Purify the Blood and
regulate the secretions, remove all Bilious mat
, n, and prevent Ague. These Pills are Anti
Dh and Specific for the cure Of those
Nhro0le and Bilious Derangements. my24dwly
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-02-21
The Whitford Arrest.

We characterized yesterday morn
ing, as we felt the wrong deserved, the
arrest, at Erie, Of II. G. Whitford for
the murder of James II. Wisner.
Yesterday afternoon, boys were crying
"Ihe Erie DispGich-FGll account of
the arrest Of Wisner's murderer !"
through eur streets, the columns of
which contained string of circum-
stances, and chain of evidence point
ing to Whitiord as the assassin, as i'm
potent and infamous as the added
brain of blood thirsty reporter could
make them. Very few of our citizens
caught the bait, but those who did take
it in, did so simply to see how big a
fool the Erie City Dispatch could
make of itself. The job was accom-
plished in a masterly manner. Near
Iy column and u half of witless spec
ulations, dark inuendoes, strange move
ments of poor half-demented Whitford,
and unaccountable expressions from
the same individual were given with
remarkable preciseness and wonderful
adoption to the fixing of this deed up
on the unfortunate victim Of "a detec-
tive's" shrewdness
See how plain tale shall put the
schemers to flight, and set their cap
tive free. On the night Of the Wis
ner murder, Henry G. Whitiord was
miles away from Titusville, where he
had had been for nearly two weeks, en-
gagged in chopping wood. He knew
nothing Of the murder until he return
ed here on Friday last, a week after
the occurrence, and we are told, never
knew the man, or Of him, until told
who he was The infamous charge set
W that Whitford killed Wisner be-
cause of his intimacy with his wife
months or years ago, is so base libel
upon the dead, that we marvel that the
Dispatch should publish it. The con.
clusions and suspicious, from begin
ming to end, as set forth by the Dis
patch with so much particularly, are
of the same valueless character, un
worthy of sober thought, save i'll the
direction OF regret for so shameless 8
prostitution of the public press.-- COr
| Ter
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-02-21
The Lite Church Around the Cor

The story of "The Little Church
Around the Corner" illustrates from
what apparently unimportant events
in the affairs of men most important
results will follow.-At the solicitation
of committee Of actors, Joe Jefferson
called on the Rev. Mr.. Sabine tn ar
range With him for reading the funeral
services over poor George Holland.
Mr.. Sabine had consented without hes
itation, and Jefferson was about de-
parting, when it suddenly occurred to
the latter that Mr.. Sabine might not
understand who Holland was. and JEFF
ferson said "Mr. Holland was actor,
will that make any difference to your"
Mr.. Sabine hung his head and a mo-
ment and then replied, "Yes it will, |
cannot read the service for an actor"
Mr.. Jefferson then inquired, "can you
tell me who will?" to which Mr.. Sa-
bine replied, There's little church
around the corner where they do such
things" Jefferson bowed and quietly
remarked, "All honor to the little
church around the corner" and bade
Mr.. Sabine good morning. He then
went around the corner and secured
the services of the Rev DR.. Houghton,
Jefferson made no mention Of the event
save to the committee, and the whole
affair seemed likely to pass by without
the slightest publicity. A day or two
after however, one OF the committee,
in conversation with one OF the editors
of the Globe, CHANGED to repeat the
incident. In the next issue of the
Globe the story appeared headed God
Bless the Little Church Around the
Corner" The next morning papers
took it up, and during the day Jefer-
son was besieged by reporters, none of
whom, however, gained audience, Mr..
jefferson declining to aid in the pub
liciity of the affair. But it was too
good to keep and, and the Little
Church Around the Corner" has been
made immortal. The great prejudice
against the dramatic profession has
crumbled at one blow, and the true
spirit Of Christianity seems better un-
derstood than ever before. The change
is wonderful, and no hater Of bigotry
or lover of the good can refrain from
eXclaiming with Jefferson, "All honor
to the church around the corner. N
y Globe.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-02-21

DIR. Guthrie saws: Before God and
man, before the Church aud the world,
| impeach intemper nee. | charge it
with the murder of innumerable souls,
In this country, blessed with freedom
and plenty, the word of God, and the
liberties of true religion, charge it AS
the whatever be the source
elsewhere-of almost all the poverty,
and all the crime, and almost all the
ignorance, and almost all the irreligiOn
that disgrace and aiilict the land. i
am not mad, most noble Festus. l
speak the words Of truth and sober
ncsl,' do, my conscience, believe
that these intoxicating stimulants have
sunk into wretchedness more men and
women than found Il grave in that
deluge which swept over the highest
hill tops, engulphing a world Of which
but eight were saved"
Did any ever think of n surgeons
troubles when a pretty girl is his VIC
tim? The penple of Fort Dodge, Iowa,
voted that Miss Kitty Underwood was
the most beautiful young lady in town.
Kitty had felon on her FaDd, and Il
surgeon was called to lance it. The
glitter of Kitty's eyes caused his hand
to tremble, and in a second Kit;y's
blood spurted into his face from ar
terry he had severed. The Republican
says the wound bleeds so profusely
that il is feared the arm must be am-
putated.
While a Mississippi STEAMBOAT was
taking on some like stock, mule re-
fused to nudge, 50 the mate told deck
hand To twist his tail He twisted his
tail twist or two, or perhaps three,
when something appeared To give way
there behind the mule, but the man
never knew what it was. IL was a lot
Of mule heels, and the deck hand left
a wife and Two children in Ne8 Or
leans.
An Illinois postmaster gives notice
as follows: "Aiier this date everybody
must lick their own stamps, for my
tongues given out
( Il is remarkable fact that however
well young ladies may be yersed in
grammer, very few are enabled to de-
sline matrimeny.