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The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-05-03
What q Typographical BIuudcr did
for Mrs Simpson.

The New York correspondent
of the Cincinnati Times, writes
A few evenings since recep.
tion was given at the honse of a
well known merchant in Lexington
Avenue, and rs natural result
one OF the 81 called society week.
lies undertook to chronicle, in the
millinery and mantua maker style,
the distinguished" persons who
were present. Among others was
Mrs. VIM. Simpson, who was de.
scribed as unusually charming
with orange blossoms in her hair,
dec"llete dress and long trail.
When the account appeared it
read in this wise: Mr.. WIN.
Simp,on appeared unusuall y
charming with an orange. box on
his head, a discolorcd eye, and in
his shirt-tail."
Now, there is something about
such costume that does not SAVIOR
Of good socicty; and it was diff.
cult to make anybody believe that
whatever Mr.. Simpsons vagaries.
he would have seen fit to attend
an evening party with an orange
box on his head and nothing but q
shirt ON his back.
As may be supposed Simpson
was angry and hostile. and called
at the Office of the paper to know
what such a shameful description
meant. The editor explained that
it was typographical error,
wherenpon Simpson suggested the
propriety of hanging the printer
who made it in front of the office
as a warning to all careless com.
posiiors.
The printer was discharged, of
course, but with the love of hnmor
characteristic "f the craft. / am
sure he would not have forcgomc
the pleasure of perperrating such
n joke for Ii dozen situations.
The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-05-03

lDLENEss is the mother of mis-.
chief; the moment horse has
done eating his oats, lie turns to
and gnaws down his nanger. Sub.
stitutc labor for oats, and virtue for
mangcr, and what is true of horse
is equally true of men.
NEVER trust man that assents
to everything you say, who falls
in with ali your views, without
making a single suggestion or cor.
rcction of his own A man. in
fact, who lie an incarnate L" yes. is
either n fool or a knave.
JrpoE J. j. WRIaHr, Of the Sn.
prcme Cour; of this State, com.
promised his snit against the
Richmond and DanvilIe Railroad.
for being elected from the cars,
for $1,000.
HoNEsT industry is always re.
warded. No young man neei
complain Of being kept poor if he
rolls up his sleeves, and goes
cheerfnIly to work.
An Irish magistrate. censuring
some boys for lettering in the
streets, said "If everybody were
to stand in the streets, how could
anybody get bys'
Ir new tools, unpainted, ara
soaked with raw linseed oil. thew
will work easier and last longer.
Why don't manufacturers do it by
tue wholesale
LIZ your colts are hard to get
into the barn, after daily exercise.
let them find a few oats in their
manager afier coming in, and that
trouble is over.
lT seems reasonable that a la.
boring horse should have a room
to lie in at night, where he can
turn over and shift about.
EVERY heart has its own secret
sorrow which the world knowa
not; and often times We oall a
man cold when he IS only sad.
A DAILY moderate use Of celery
as salad at meal time is said TO
he mn eaUotnal remedy for ner,
vousnesa.
TnE General Assembly of the
PRESBYTERIAN Church South, will
moot at Huntsville, Ala, OIL May
goth.
The costume of the Scotch
Highlands is evidently derived
from that Of he Bear Knees Alps.
Raw onions, pounded as fine as
possible, are said to be an excel,
lent remedy for scalds and Aarns.
TnERE are four hundyed and fif.
ty-one church edifices ip Philadel,
phia.
DURTSe the past month 8 900
German emigrants landed in New
York,
/ AM ou the trail Of a deer -
no q gentleman said when he tro,
on q ladys dress.
Tss women of England have
sSVso0o majority over tue men,
The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-05-03

SUCCESS IN LIFE.-Take earn.
estly hold Of life, as capacitat.d
tor and destined to a high and no
lilo purpose. Study closely the
minds bent for labor or a prnfes.
sion. Adopt it early and pursue
it steadily, never look back to the
turning fnrrow, but forward to the
ground that ever remains to be
broken. Means and ways are
abundant to every mans success,
if will and actions are rightly :
adapted to them. Our rich men
and our great men have carved
their paths to fortune, and by this
Internal principles pri n c p,l o
that cannot fail to reward him
who resolntely pnrsucs it. To
sigh or repine over the lack Of in.
heritance is unnanly. Every
man should strive to be creator,
instead Of inhcritor. He should
bequeath instead Of borrow. lie
should be concious of the power
in Mm, and fight his own battles.
with his own lance. lie ahould
tell that IL is better to earn q crust
than to inherit Golfers OF gold
When once this spirit OF selfre
ance is learned, every man win
discover within himself the OLE
ments and capabilities nf wealth,
He will be rich. inestimably rich,
in selfresources, and can lift his
head proudly to NEE: the noblest
among men.
The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-05-03

The sting Of a bee carries con-
viction with IL. 1t makes Q map
q bee. leaver at once.
The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-05-03
Liberality in Farming.

In this art. and almost in this
art alone, 1T is the liberal hand
which maketh rich"
Liberality in providing utensils
is the saving both of time and la.
Dor. The more perfect his instru.
ments, the more profitable are
they.
So, also, it is with his working
cattle, and his stock. The most
perfect in their kind are ever the
more profitable.
Liberali,y in good barns, and
warm shelters is the source OF
health, strength, and comfort to
animals causes them to thrive OF
less food, and secures from dam.
age all sorts of crops.
Liberality also in the provision
of food tor domestic animals, is
the source of flesh, muscle, and
mannre.
Lincrality to the earth, in eeed,
culture, and compost, is the source
of lis bounty.
THUS it is in agriculture, as in
ey cry part of creation, n wise and
paternal Providence has insepara.
bly, connected our duty and our
happiness.
In raising animals, the condi.
tiOna of hie ancceea ara kindnao
and benevolence towards them.
In cultivating tte earth, the
condition of mans success is his
industry upon it.--Josiah Quincy.
The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1871-05-03

JrpoE J. j. WRIaHr, Of the su
preme Conr; of this State, com
promised his suit against til,
Richmond and DanvilIe Railroad
for being ejcc;ed from the cars
for $1,000.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

tendance was much larger than atanytimt
since the organization. Tho chair read the
following resolution for discussion:
| 9 Resolved, That corporeal punishment in
| the public schools ought TO be abolished by
law.
Tho resolution was lost by the following
vote Yeas, 4; nays, 10.
The discussion continued for one hour.
A large number Of teachers took part, and
much feeling and earnestness characterized
the discussion. ...
Amer recess Of hvo minutes, Mr.. Eng
lish presented very ably the subject Of
| Phonics.
The critic Miss Mary Kelsy-presented
her report, which was witty, ably written
and interesting. The shortcomings ofthose
who had taken part in the session during
the morning session were set forth with
many valuable criticisms.
The critics report was followed by q
paper, ably and we'll written, by Miss
Abbie Hatch, subject "Objects and Meth
DDS Of Teachers Institutes" She con-
tended that Institutes promoted the cause
Of education by better qualifying teachers
for their profession, and therefore should
receive the fostering support Of the people.
This paper was followed by o dis
cussion Of the objects Of the Institutes and
how conducted.
The Institute next proceeded to per.
manent organization and tho election Of
officers for the association for one year.
On motion Of Mr.. English an Executive
Committee Of three be chosen, consisting
Of Capt, John c. White, ]. Breece May
berry and Miss. Albbis Hatch. On motion
Capt. White was elected President, II. s.
English Vice President and Mrs. s. 4.
Brown Secretary.
On motion Of Mr.. Msbery tho following
resolutions were adopted.
Resolved, That the members Of the In.
stitutes tender q vote Of thanks 10 the
citizens Of Cairo for their hbcrslty In pro-
viding free entertainment for teachers
from abroad.
Resolved. That our thanks are due and
rendered 20 John II. Oberly and s. p.
Wheeler ESQ. u Rev. y. II. Foote and
DR.. Il. II. Brigham tor their entertaining
and: valuable lectures.
Resolved, That the secretary be re-
quested 10 prepare report Of the lnsti.
tute for publication In the Illinois Teacher.
Resolved, That the thanks Of the 1nsti-
tute be tcndcred to Joel u. Morgan. Esq.,
for his full and accurate reports Of pro-
ceedings to the Cairo BULLETIN; and also
for the very efficient aid In the work Of
tho Institute.
Amer few remarks from Rev. Fred L.
Thompson the Institute adjourned sine
die.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE.

Twill sell, on reasonable terms, my
three story hotel and grocery building, and
lot, located on tho Ohio Levee, opposite
the Central Elevator. This 10 avery do
sirable property being close to the new
manufacturing establishment now being
erected in the Fourth Ward, and 10 par
ticularly adopted to the uses Of any per-
son desiring stand for either the hotel
or grocery business. Apply, either by
letter or personally, TO
MICHAEL HORRIGAN.
m3ldlm
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
Recorder

REMovAL.--Mrs. J. Cummings wishes
to inform her customers and tho public
generally that sho has removed her mil
linery goods from her store on Eighth
street to the commodious room ON Com
mercisl Avenue, between Seventh and
Eighth streets known as Mrs. Oswold's
old stand. Mrs. Cummings has added
largely to her stock Of goods, and now has
. cheap, sessonable and fashionable coli
lection Of hats, bonnets, ribbons, etc, TO
which she asks tho attention Of old and
now patrons. m24dtf
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

AN IMPORTANT TRUTH.-The excite
ment throughout the country, occasioned
BY the late revolutionary movement in
Paris, has at last spread to Cairo, and has
been made manifest in the anxiety Of
every man Of good taste to have his boots
and shoes made by Ehlers, who Is the boot
and shoe maker Of the city. His shop is
on 10th street, nearly opposite the court
house. II
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
Closing Out Sales,

Twenty-Five thousand dollars worth OF
ready-mado clothing, hats, caps, boots,
shoes, trunks and valeses are offered Tor
sale by p. Neff, 70, Ohio Levce, ut &C
TUAL COST PRICES, it being his. inten.
tion to close out in that line, and embark
exclusively and more extensively IN the
furnishing goods and merchant tailoring
This closing out sale furnishes an oppor-
tunity to secure clothing cheaper than ever
before offered in this market.
dac1Otf
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
FOR RENT.

The house at present occupied by Pat
rick Fitzgerald, on Ohio Levee between
Fourth and Eighth streets. This house. II
not the best business house Is certainly
one of the best stands in Cairo. 1t fronts
tho principal steamboat landing and is
near tho Illinois Central railroad depot.
Apply next door at Robert smyth Il Cos.
wholesale grocery store.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
THE PuREsr AND SArxsr.--The efT,ca.

a = LIE II. - PuREsr SD.-SArxsys.-The eflca.
cy Of Hostetter's Celebrated Stomach
Bitters as specific for recruiting the en-.
feobled body and cheering the despondiug
mind, has passed. into proverb. In the
United States, where this ,na,veious tonic
has borne down. all sppsAtcn, and
eclipsed oil rivalry the demand for |.
has annually increased in heavier and
heavier ratio for years until, at last, the
regular sales of this preparation exceed
those:pf all other stomach bitters combined.
Eminent members Of the medical profess
sion and hospital surgeons without mum.
Dor, have candidly admi,tsdsthat the
pharmacaeia of the faculty coatains no
prescription that produces such beneficial
effects in dyspepsia, gcnsfal debility and
nervous diseases, ~ Hostettcrs sBitters
To use the language Of venerable physi-
clan of New York, 'Ths ,Bitters are the
purcst stimulant aud the safest tonic We
have. But the uses of tho srsat iyegeta-
bic antdote are much more esasrehen-
sive than such praise would imply. As
preparatory antidote TO spidsusis disease,
genial stimulant, a promotsebS consti-
tutional vigor, an appetizer, stomachic,
and remedy for nervous debility, no
medicinal preparation has ever attained
the reputation Of Hostet.ers Bitters. II
is the household tonic Of The American
people, and to all human probability will
be SO for centuries to conc. Tho, mag
mates Of science recognize IL merits and
that Is emphatically the, medicine Of tho
masses Is proven by lis vast and, ever in
crcasing sales. m21d&wlw
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

Tam. viii he P,1a.ni"s a. .ne neth-
odist church, this Saturday evening,
at I l-2 o'clock. This will DO the opening
service OF the third quarterly meeting
There will be services again tomorrow
(Sabbathl at 10 o'clock. The Sacrament
Of the Lords Supper will DO administered
tomorrow evening at 7 l-2 o'clock. The
public are invited to attend.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

DiED.-Yesterdsy afternoon at 8 o'clock
st tho residence of his parents, corner Of
Fifteenth street and Commercial avenue,
Thomas, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Timothy
VCallshan, aged 10 years. Services will
DO held at the Catholic church to-day at
! o'clock. The body will DO conveyed to
villa Ridge for burial from the foot Of
Eighth street, at 6 o'clock. Friends Of
the family arc invited 70 be present.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

Coon NEws.-The Cairo u Vincennes
Railroad will be built in certain contin-
gencies, but the fact is that Elliott Il Hay
thorn are now receiving their spring stock
of mems, womens, misses, boys' and chill
drens shoes in every style and Of all va
rieties. These goods will be sold at the
lowest cash prices.
We ask all of our old and new patrons
to call and examine our stock and ascer-
tain our prices, but we wish it to DO dis
tinctly understood that We want cash cus-
toners No other kind need apply. The
credit system has played out with us, and
to avoid mistakes that create III win and
trouble We have concluded to allow no
goods to be taken out ofthe store on trial
unless they are first paid for.
ELLIOTT Il HAWTHORN.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

Tux LECTURES LAST NIoHT, The
Athensum last night contained an audi
snco reasonably large, bat not as large ~ It
should have been. The lectures BY the
Rev. Mr. Fooss and DR.. Brigham wore
ho.h able and were listened 70 with
attention and pleasure BY those prsssat.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

FoR SALE.-I will sell my house and lot,
situated on Washington avenue, west aide,
between ith and 9th streets, Cairo, Ills
The house is a two story frame, finished
throug hout, and contains eight rooms, con-
venlently arranged. Cistern, clubhouse, etc.
Terms easy. JOHN SHEEHAN.
inch l0dlm
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
Ghe 8ul1Gti.n':.
NEWS OF THE CITY.
BRIEF LOCALS
RI. A b. safford Is In Chicago.

Mr.. A. b. Stafford is in Chicago.
The weather is not in condition TO be
spoken Of.
"Red, the Scalper" is another alias for
The bird in McHalos Jail.
Two days more and aipe water will
vanish at least for the present. ..- .
Mr.. j. ID. Rexford becomes landlord Of
the st. Charles hotel to-day.
The Teachers Institute OF Alexander
county concluded its session last night.
Alderman Buder returned TO the city
yesterday, after a protracted absence
south.
Mr.. j. Is. Mayham and J. V. Logan,
OF Murphysboro, favored us with scali
yesterday.
Mr.. Thomas Naughton's son was seized
with ut yesterday afternoon and Is re-
ported in critical condition.
Charles james Wood, the victim Of his
looks, still lives although no hopes are
entertained Of his recovery.
Who Is Il that does not like smoking
hot biscuits for breakfast The Fame
Cook stove will bake them In five minutes
time by the watch.
Mr. Ed. Sisson Is in the city, en- route 10
New Orleans, in charge Of a tow Of luin Der.
He seems pleased with his present busi-
meas, and says he has bid u "long farewell
70 steam boat running, and hopes soon to
be "on his pins again.
a notice is published elsewhere in these
columns ofiho death Of Thomas, son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Timothy O'CaIlahAn. He
was bright, promising lad, and the loss
50 deeply felt by his parents is sha red by
all who knew him.
Judge Bross has got through with the
deliEquen, nd administrators, and now pro-
poses 10 's,raighten out the guardians.
The report OF one administrator covered
forty seven pages Of legal cap-,he paper
and labor being worth about rs much MS
the estate.
John II. Oberly Il Co.. yesterday effect
cd the purchase OF the Cairo City Bindery
from Messrs. W. b. Rockwell & Co. Its
now connected with this establishment
and will b. transferred 10 the BULLETIN
building to-day. We sre, tn ercfore, bet
ter enabled than ever to compete with
Chicago and 81, Louis for the manufac-
tare Of blank books and ruling aud bind.
ing Of every description. We guarantee
70 duplicate any foreign bills, in either
binding or printing.
Johnny Reagan, tho noted cracksman,
whose exit from Cairo few days since
was noticed in these columns, has been
lodged in Jail q, Memphis by reason Of
hi, bondsmen "going back on him, in
the Humbold: Express robbery case. He
sought Cairo as hiding place, but the
Memphis officers learned Of his where
sbou,s from the squibb in the BULLETIN,
and succeeded day before yesterday in
gobbling him. When arrested he WAS
found In company with Cairo "lady," AS
she called herself-a friend Of his.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
Lots For Sale or La ase.

Parties desiring to purchase or lease
lots on reasonable terms can do so noD
from the owner Of the Holbreok estate,
who can be found--for short time-at
the ONCE of S. S, Taylor, Cairo, Ills,
apll-lW
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

Coon ADVICE" Secure tho shadow
ere the substance fail, is good advice, and
those who desire to heed il should lose no
time in going to Worthington's gallery
and having their pictures taken. Worth
ington is an artist who throws up the
sponge to no other artist: and his work
gives general satisfaction. He copies and
cnlarges old daguer'etypes, ambrotypes
and photographs, making them look as
bright AS when hrs' taken. Childrcn's
pictures he makes specially, and does
such work in the forenoon. The rooms are
over Rockwell 4 Co.'s book store, on Com
mercial avenue. II
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
THE COUNCIL.
Meeting Last Night--Conf Of
Onicers.

At joint meeting Of the Council last
evening, Mr.. L. II. Myers was confirmed
for the position of Chief of Police; Messn
J. w. Sumner and w. II. Brown, as
night policeman and John Sheehan as
day policeman.
A great deal Of other business, mostly
routine. was gone through with which
will appear in to.morrow's BULLETIN.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

FRESH CoRN MEAL.-M. ID. Gunter
having purchased and thoroughly repaired
the Fenton Corn Mill, wishes to inform
dealers and families that they can always
be supplied with the very best article by
applying at the mill, corner of Commercial
avenue and Twentieth street. Give him o
call. IT,
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
Attention., Sir Kuights!

"A A regular conclave Of Cairo Com
~ msndsry No. Is Of Knights Templar
will DO held at the Asylum, In tho city
Of Cairo. on this Saturday evening, April
!, 1871, at 8 o'clock, sharp. Scjourning
Sir knights arc courteousiy invited to at
tend. JAMES 3. REARDEN,
Rncordar
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

ALBA. - William Alba, Commercial
avenue, near the corner Of Eighth street,
has the most completely furnished barber
shop and hair dressing saloon in the city,
and respectfully invites public patronage.
He can promise his customers the most
courteous treatment, and workmanship
tina, cannot be excelled in Cairo. His
raaors are always in order, his towels
always clean, and his workmen always
esdy. Give him trial. II
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

TABER BROTHERS, SO Ohio Levec, will
hereafter keep constantly on hand, direct
from tho Eastern nufscturers the very
best winter strained purified sperm oil, for
sewing machines, and all fine and light
machinery. This oil has never yet been
superseded by any of the manufactured
oils, as it never gums or is affected by the
weather. dec2stf
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

lr you want a good, stylish and well
fitting suit Of clothes, made to order, you
mast go to T. Nof, No. 10 Ohio Lcvse.
dec9tf
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

A PKRrEcr REsEvAros Of shc system
carrying off the vitiated bile without the
aid of Calomel, or any mineral medicine
Simmons Liver Regulator Is entirely veg.
etablc and harmless and ought to be taken
by every one. mar27d&wlw
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

FLoUR.-Choice Family Flour in bbls
half bbls., sacks &c, for sale at the Esyp-
tian Mills. aurv
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
KEEP 1T BEFORE THE PEOPLE

That Peter NeK, No. - Ohio lsves, u
closing out his large and well-selected
stock Of clothing, boots, shoes, hats, caps,
trunks and valises, at and
BELOW COST.
1t Is his purpOs, to embark more extern
siyely In the merchspt tAiloring and ior-
nishing goods businsss--hencs the desire
to close out the stock above spamss~sed'
maI6tf t., AGO taai 's.t r'ee E
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

GRAND DISPLAY oP MILLINERY AND
FANCY GooDs.-Mrs. Ellis, corner Of
Commercial Avenue and Seventh street,
has made unusual provision for the Spring
trade, and announces grand opening,
for the Goth, Goth and 3lst OF March,
on which occasion she will display
tho largest, completest and most attrac-
two variety Of millinery and fancy goods,
ever brought TO Cairo. The stock en-
braces all the very atcststylcs Of hats,
bonnets, ribbons, flowers, trimmings, etc.,
and other articles especially adapted for
the season and trade. The ladies of
Cairo and the surrounding country are
especially invited to attend the opening,
inspect the new stock and learn tho
prices. m2sdlm
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01

The last named train leaves st. Louis
ut 1880 am. Traders can leave Cairo at
leo am, reach st. Louis at 1928 am, re.
main in the city three hours, and return
to Cairo at 4:45 pm, the same day.
The 1890 accommodation and Cairo
and st. Louis express leave daily; all 9th.
ers leave daily except Sundays.
Way passengers should bear In mind
tina, the $50 pm. train makes only four
stoppings between Cairo and Centralia
viz; Joncsboro, Carbondale, Du Quoin
and Ashley. The 1890 pm. train stops
ut all tho stations along the route.
JAS. JOHNSON,
dec3tf Agent, Cairo.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-01
ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD
New Time Table

On and after 1880, p. m, Sunday, Dec.
4,h, the following .imo table will govern
che arrival and departure Of passenger
trains ut Cairo;