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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

,Adebating society out West is
discussing tho question, (Which is
the butt end OF o goat2'
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

James Early, who was recently
injured at Cincinnati by an engine,
is slowly recovering.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

The proper age for q parson-
parsonage, Of course. q
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

There u not one oolored man IN Cow
isgton, Ohio. All. then the tints Of life.
have flown from .Covingtonians.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

nETAKE yourselves to The eAllalia.f Of
need and Il ~ viii b dome to vonr ss,isfs elton.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Mrs. Prescott intends moving to
Chicago, where she will open q
a first class boarding house. ~.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

( The boys wsre out plsying ball on
Wednesday. There will b several clubs
in Richmond this season. e4v1sg4g q q
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

An untamed, bona fide fox has
been the chief attraction for I'M
tanned boys this week. The ami
NAL was confined in o stable back
of the Calf House.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01
rnE DAIl.Y sun. 90 a YEAR,

A preeminently readable newspaper, with the
Argesy circulation IN the world. Free, sndo-
ne pdent and fearless in politics. A the news
from everywhere. Two cents cory by mall,
Bobcats j month. or Sc year. 500 q. s
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

SEMI-yyEEKLY sun, 81 A YEAR,
OF tn, same size and general character as'
THE WEEKLY, but with a greater variety Of
miscellaneous reading, and furnishing the news
to its subscribers with greater freshness. because
1t comes twice week instead Of once only.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Two MoRB.-Don Piatt calls
some Of the senators "featherless
OWLS" Tu Who does this screech-
er apply the epithets3 asks the Chi
cagO Post.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01
An Easter Berry.

An Easter Berry.
Our friend BERHEIDE, not only
deserves praise for his well-kept
and neatly arranged Dairy; but he
has raised a "BERRY," that beats
any fruit by that name, We have
ever examined. 1t will measure
about ten feet from one end to tho
other--is smoothly formed and
perfect, and will weigh, by next
Thursday (when it will be exhibit
ted on the streets Of Richmond.
not less than too thousand pounds !!
Is this not Berry to be proud of 7?
Mr.. B. has sold it to the Messrs.
KNoPF & Bros, who purpose
slaughtering this "Berry''-Beef--
(his name is Berry)--for Easter
Sunday, April 9th, which will be
here by tomorrow week. He viii
be on the hooks. On next Satur-
day morning, where, if our read
ers do not say that it is the fattes,
and prettiest Beef they ever tel
disposed to lay up to their faces
we will acknowledge that our eye'
have deceived US, and we hav,
never seen good Beef! Go to the
Messrs. KNoPF's, and fill your has
ke:s.
They have their hooks we'll filled
with Hams, Shoulders, Breakfast
Bacon, Bologna, Hnm-Sausage
Fresh Pork Sausage, &C., and they
always have for sale the best o
Lard. Give them a call.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01
SEND YOUR MONEY

in Post Office orders. checks, or drafts on New
York, wherever conve nient IL not, then registeF
the letters containing money. Address r.
I.W. ENGLAND, Publisher,
Sun Office; New York City.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

We are sorry to learn that Gar
dener Mendenhall is quite sick
with lung fever at Sylvan Hight
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Mrs. Jordan's poem; in the Her
aid this week, is as fine a produc-
ton as any we have read for some.
time. "In Pace, We judge, is meant
for In Peace, a printers mistake
having occurred.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

BAD PUMA Yankee has open :
ed hotel in Yeddo. Yedd ont find
many places where . Yankee can't
keep . hotel.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

The net proceeds Of q young
lady's head-her hair.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

THE Fireplace is the name Of > saloon
in Chicago. Any one can get warm BY
it for ten cents or red hot for . quarter.
Treasurer Spinner has decided that
postr,asters must receive mutulated cur
rancy fer its full value in payment for
stampss NE - aM ga /
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

We are in receipt of Briggs
Brothers large and beautifully il
lustrated catalogue, and their splen-
did picture of Summer Flowers
We are so pleased with the pic
ture that We have framed it and
hung it where We can see it all the
time, and ~ We view it We can al
most catch tho fragrance Of the
flowers, 80 true to nature is it
Briggs Bros. arc old in the seed
business and enjoy truly envia
bic reputation; therefore, We com
mend them 10 those OF our readers
who are DESTROYS of buying flower
and garden seeds. Send for cata.
logue. Address,
BRIGGS BRoTHBRs,
Rochester, N Y.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

An exchange says: "A man named
Nisburg, who had for long time courts
ed . widow named Anderson, shot the
woman dead, and the woman leaves two
children with the same revolver We
don : understand it Maybe You can make
it cut III = y ~ tAeza = IS
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

In the last hundred years more
than two hundred thous aud Of man
kind have been destroyed by earth
uuakcs.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

The Joint High Commission
oceans under the big contract on
hand, and doesn't expect to see
the end for days to come.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Doremus' idea of q duel is for
both parties 10 swallow strychnine.
and then play poker for the stom-
ache-pump.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Oar rnilbmsn ere All getting new
'agons. VISA So asa - I
The Perry House, on Marion st.,
, to be fixed up.
The net proceeds Of q young
sdy's head-her hair.
The proper age for a parson-
Of course.
Everything in the tobacco line at
lifts, 228 Main street.
1t is said that every sigh is
prayer. What are the yawns?
Andrew Mcdowell is now work.
ng at his trade. carpentry.
Charles Virgins. who has been
IL for sometime, is getting better.
Tailors always suit customers,
but sti!l they sometimes displease.
Gardening has not commenced
vet, on account Of the cold wealth
or.
DR.. Avery. oentemplates NOV
ing to a bigger Richmond-that
one in Old Virginia.
James Early, who was recently
injured at Cincinnati by an engine,
is slowly recovering.
Where arc all those little boot
blacks who cut such . shine last
simmer in Richmond?
1t is unlawful to put letters in
the post office stamped with stamps
cut from government envelopes.
A debating society out West is
discussing tho question, (which ii
the butt end OF goat2'
Mrs. Prescott intends moving K
Chicago, where she will open
a first class boarding house. ~
In the last hundred years NOR
than two hundred thous aud Of man
kind have been destroyed by earth
quakes.
Mr.. Roberts has leased Russell
billiard room, and Mr.. Grey ha
taken the Continental billiard hal
Doremus' idea of q duel is ft
both parties 70 swallow strychnin
and then play poker for the stou
ache-pump.
|
BAD PUMA Yankee has oper
ed q hotel in Yeddo. Yeddon't fin
many places where . Yankee can
keep . hotel.
| --.---.-..-.-----------.------.---
Two MoRB.-Don Piatt cal
some Of tho senators "featherle
OWLS" Tu Who does this screecl
er apply the epithets? asks the CT
cage Post.
An untamed, bona fide fox h.
been the chief attraction for u
tanned boys this week. The an
NAL was confined in o stable ba
of the Calf House.
|
The Joint High Commissi'
oceans under the big contract
hand, and doesn't expect to s
the end for days to come.
A Bedford paper wickedly r
marks that Mitchell contains 8
r :
inhabitants, and that SO4 of u
number were before the Grand J
ry. and the other three were e
cused on account Of sickness.
"a l-----
The public look upon the edito
labors as the Indian did upon
; man that was cutting hay. He
nally gave in his opinion that
was easy to see the white m
now
Mrs. Jordan's poem; in the H
aid this week, is as fine q prod,
tion as any we have read for son
time. "In Pace, we Judge, is me,
{ for In Peace, printers mists
having occurred.
A woman, writing in New "
weekly paper. says the reason "
cheese is 90 digestible is thai
contains so much of butyric,
priolic. and similar substance s
it.-[Exchange.
We have often seen those Ii,
animals wriggling around in chez
but we never knew before t
names had been given to them
How wonderful science is!
The editor of the Williamson
Gazette and Bulletin is bother
his head over the following pr,
|, lem: IL dogs with 10 loos
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

A woman, writing in a New York
weekly paper. says the reason why
cheese is 90 digestible is that it
contains so much of butyric, ca
priolic. and similar substances in
i'll Exchange.
We have often seen those little
animals wriggling around in cheese,
but We never knew before that
names had been given to them
How wonderful science is!
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Mr.. Roberts has leased Russell's
billiard room, and Mr.. Grey has
taken the Continental billiard hall.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

South Front street hss thus far
been in tho dark, while other streets
have been nicely lighted with gas,
and some Of the boys on said st.
grew mischievous, therefore, and
erected q lamp post Of their own.
They took the iron post which had
lain in the neighborhood for some
time, erected it on the corner OF
Front and Market, and put box
on top, bearing the ''strsnge de-
vice." "In memory Of the City
Council and the President Of the
Richmond Gas Works, More
Light!' This freak and palpable
hit, has become notorious, and Q
great number Of citizens have Wis
tied the place to enjoy gooe
hearty laugh. We hope the move
gas-light will have a good effect
and bring the city fathers to prop
er sense of duty.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

CHARLES A. DANA. Editor.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

The Perry House, on Marion st.,
is to be fixed up.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

The public look upon the EDITORS
labors as the Indian did upon the
man that was cutting hay. He fl
nally gave in his opinion that it
was easy to see the white man
now
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

A Bedford paper wickedly re-
marks that Mitchell contains 807
inhabitants, and that S04 of that
number were before the Grand Ju-
ry. and the other three we're ex-
cused on account of sickness.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01


Nisburg, who had for long time courts
ed widow named Anderson, shot the
woman dead, and the woman leaves two
children with the same revolver We
don 7 understand it Maybe you can make
An old gentleman, who about 81 years
ago used to be put in crate and pump
ed on in Richmond. for being drunk. was
amusing crowd Of little boys on Mon
day BY dancing and singing on Main st.
A tat policeman standing BY urged him
to 30 homo, but he wouldn't do it, and
was consequently put 10 tho caloboose.
Our friend vinnedge Russell came up
last Saturday and caned us with agreea>
bic severity. The cane was Of peculiar
wood, the name Of which no one in this
community seems to know. He also
gave Us some Egyptian Prolific Pop corn,
from half ear Of which he raised four
bushels Of fine corn.
When men become drunk, if they DOS
sess the least particle Of combativeness
they will fight. THY were very drunk
on Monday night. in . saloon, for they
tossed beer glasses. chairs. &C., and
hlaeked = few eyes. Several men have
complained Of sore eyes and head ache
since.
One dram may not hurt you, but just
think OF ten or dozen people seeing you
enter = saloon, and every one telling the
circumstances to host Of friends. Thi.
gossip, often, perhaps, magnified ten fold
is the great injury in drinking. If yor
are in business. better had you burn you,
stock up than be seen entering q liquor
saloon. - rqs. ..s-
AccIDsNT.-On Tuesday three YER,
small boys were hanging on behind
wagon. when Main street was crowded
with vehicles. One Of them lost his hol,
and fell. and . wagon in the rear "a,
over him, MASKING his arm and hand
pretty severely. This was . narrow o.
cape from losing his life, and il shout,
b warning to all little boys who Or
addicted to this dangerous sport, ~ vel
- warning to parents who permit thsi
children to run the streets. s@
We don't like Boosting, but "
want to tell you that our exchar
gss snap up our original matter il
. tfy. One, in particular, las
week, copied full column o
squibs just - We had them arrana
ed. IaAyosAza skazr afz J.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

The editor Of the Willlamsport
Gazette and Bulletin is bothering
his head over the following prob
lem: II 4 dogs with 10 legs can
catch 20 rabbits with 81 legs in II
minutes, how many logs must the
Same rabbits have to get away from
8 dogs with 80 legs, in III min
utes, allowing $50 days in the year2
The RIGHr PAPER. Tho paper
for ignoramuscs: Foolscap.
The paper for spiritualists: -
Wrapping. .
The paper for criminals: Gilt
edge. ] slAt85
The paper for cigar-makers:-
Tissue.
The paper for me. Bank notes.
The paper for everybody: The
Richmond Palladium.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-01

Oar Ynilkmsn ere All getting new
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-09-12
lS7 l.su I sP i ! ELS 1877.

The subscribers are now in receipt OF. and Will
have per steamers, railroad and express, their
SCHOOL BGETUKS AND SCHOOL STATION
cry.
They are prepared to supply, most Of the books
70 the State Board Of Education:
They have priced Catalogue of a. School
Books now published, and will forward copy
by mail, free of postage to any address.
Books and Stationery OF any and all kinds arc
sold by them ut publishers and manufacturers
lowest prices.
The usual discount to country merchants and
school teachers. Cash orders solicited.
Blank Books Of all sizes. Also they have them
manufactured 70 any required pattern Of the beat
materials, and ut the lowest prices.
Foolscap, Letter and Note Papers in great Va
riety, at unusually low prices.
Now styles Initial Boxes, ut reduced prices
This article is speciality, and they can furnish
it to order to suit all tastes and Of any required
pattern. Mailed free on receipt u their list
prices.
Extra Super Commercial Note, tho best in the
market for the money. Five qulrrs for - cent.
Mailed on recoi pit of%lr.
Constantly receiving new Books. Juvenile and
Toy Books in great variety, at lowest price,
Card PhutugI aphs, Frumra and Photograph
Album, Away, on hand.
A large supply Of Envelopes III stock 81 all
sizes white and buff ut manufacturers list price,
Their facilities for ordering Books and Station
cry are such rs to enable them TO supply any
thing ia their linc at short notice, and without
additional cost.
We respectfully solicit tie custom OF ou'
friends and ttlIow-citizcns.
j. s. w. j. ENTW1SLE,
Booksellers and Statloner5,
SOD 4.l5, lU2 King street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-09-12
DOUBLE DAILY TRAINS.

On and after SATURDAY, July ], 1871, two
daily passenger trains will run between WASH
INGTON and LYNCH re, etecting double
daily connections through between NEW YORK
and NEW ORLEANS. At Gordonsvilc con-
nection is made by mail train with the Chcsa.
I'd, to Richmond Staunton and tho ' lRGlNlA
SPRINGS; at Lynchburg with Atlantic, Mis-.
sissippi and Ohio Railroad for the West and
Southwest, and ut Washington for tho North
and Northwest.
Leave Washington daily at 6. So u III. and 80
D. H., and Alexandria Mt s a. m. and $50 p. M,
arriving at Lynchburg at sos p. M. and II. IN.
Leave Lynchburg at Il. m. and 10 p. IN, mr.
rive at Alexandria ut 523 p. IN. and b. 70 II. H.,
and at Washington at g. Is p. IN and 20 u. m.
For MANASSAS DIvIsIoS leave Washington
daily Excepting Sunday with main limo train,
at G:55 H. IN. and Alexandria at 500 Il. III.
Leave MANASSAS junction at 9:3O a. IN; pass
Strasburg at T. 10 p. m, and arrive ut HARRISON
burg ut 3;4O p. m connecting with Harmon
Co.'S Stage Lines to Staunton, Rawlcy Springs,
&C., Sc.
Eastward, leave Hnrrsonburg at 9:45 IL. m
pass Strasburg at l245 r. ~, arrive Mt Manassas
Junction at 400 p. m, connecting with MAN
line through to Washington and the North and
West.
Good connections, by comfortable coaches are
made to Fairfax Court House from Fairfax STA
ton to Middleburg from Plains; and to Upper
Vile from Piedmont.
Both the Eastward and Westward bounG :rains
make close connection ut Strasburg with t.
Winchester and :olrasburg Railroad to Win. s.
ter Hurper's Ferry, Cupon Springs, &c.
Elegant sleeping cars are run daily bctwco
New York and Lynchburg, without change.
Also, cars through between Baltimore and
Lynchburg avoiding the Inconvenience Of trans
fer in Washington.
Through tickets and baggage checked to all
prominent points.
E5y"Excurson tickets at reduced rates. good
to 1st October to all the principal Summer re
sorts Of Virginia.
j. NJ. BROADUS,
ie 3g-tf General Ticket l. gent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-09-12
THE,GAZEIIE.
TUESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER l..

...Tas FRENCH LEGION OF HONOR From
the Pail Mall Gazette IA good many Of the
Parisian cafes are now displaying -placards,
calling upon the members Of the Legion Of
Honor for subscriptions to rebuild the palace
Of their order, which was burned down by, OF
under. the Commune. This suggests few
reflections as to thenumber of Frenchmen at
present entitled to wear that small bit OF scarlet
ribbon which exercises such magical tasclna-
ton on the other side of the channel. DURING
the late war, and after the second siege OIL
Paris, more new knights were created than
after any other campaign on record, not except;
Ing those Of the First Empire; so that the roll
of DICTIONARIES comprises now, as nearly as pos
sible,, l20, 600 names.
More than half of these arc military knights
and as this class receives pension which va
RIGS, according to the grade OF membership
from $50 francs per annum to 1000 francs, VIC
find round total of some 10000, 900 francs
wear which this responsive decoration entails
upon the State. Curiously enough, the Gov
ernments most prodigal in the matter of cross
giving have been those which protesSed TO be
the most enthusiastic admirers OF equality
The First Napoleon decorated people sparlngly;
The Bourbops required that u knight should
be m officer who had performed some feat OF
yalor or land owner Under the Second Elm
Dire crosses were not{ scattered so broad cast a
has been supposed.
But the Republic Of rs and the Monarchy
fully gave pretty much to everybody wht
chose to Ssk and during the ministry OF NJ
Theirs in'l $40 Knights had 80 multiplied that
the thing Began to be 4 nuisance The sentrleS
who up to that time had been forced to present
arms To-, them ALL In a Farce: at the Faude-
vile National Guardsman was made to ejacu-
late, "I.haye been two hours mounting guard
and have done nothing but salute the whole
time = to which his captain replied; For the
future the order is to salute ALI Who are not
decorated. ~ -. 49,. ...., III ...a...,
There is no doubt that the Legion Of Honor
is au item on which NJ PonyerQ uertier might
most benefciaIy test his genius,fo retrench,
ment. Considering the incredible lengths to
which men will 60 for the sake OF wearing the
red strip of silk, it would not be too much to
ask that they should pay for the pleasure In
stead of being remuncrated for it out OF the
public purse At most, the pensions should
be reserved for private soldiers and non-com-
Dlissioned officers, to whom the Eli a year Is a
godsend. 81. :: ... p"
1t may be mentioned that the cross confers
certain privileges, such as immunity from ar
rest in the streets, the right to company OF
soldiers to follow one to one S graveyard, and
also, during ones lifetime, tho boon OF being
spoken, to with civility by Government clerks.
Possibly it is for these reasons that 50 many
FreDchmen sport the cross without having a
title to it, and that such 4 keen competition is
kept up for exotic orders which, like the
Christ of Portugal and the Brazils,, have a rib
bon Of the same hue as the: French.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1871-09-12
THE BALTIMORE PAKLOK QUEEN.
5. B. SEXTON'S
New Patented Self-Feeding Base Burning
IL, u u 4 ('E SI0N +

New Patented Self-F Feeding Base Burning
- PARLOR FIRE PLACE STOVE.
Mr. S. b. Sexton is the original nvcntorol the
Illuminating Baltimore Fire Z ace Heaters
His several succeeding patents have been i'm
urov cmcnts until this last is thcsupcror Of them
all. 1t cAcels all the popular Fire Place Stoves
in beauty of finish, tasteful carving, and in heat
ing power. It is the result of twenty-five years
practical experience in inventing and nanutar-
turing Fire Place Stoves and combines all the
improvements OF our former Stoves, With addI-
tional improvements made this present season.
This Stove is q decided success. Several hun
drcd of them were put up in dwellings during
the latter part of the Fall and during the Win
ter, and we have received many testimonials
giving them tho highest praise for powerful
heating capacity and economy in the consump-
ton of fuel.
THE DINING ROOM QUEEN-We have
added new Fire Place Stove to our list this
season. This Stove is suitable for dining rooms.
1t is very ornamental and would answer for bar
lors also It has the convenience OF large oven,
which Gun be used for warming plates, and heat
inc irons, as well as baking and boiling.
We also manufacture the BALTIMORE
PARLOR HEATERS, which are Top Feeding
and Self Feeding Stove They arc beautifully
finished and of great heating power.
For sale, Wholesale and retail, By.
$. r. SEXTON a. co,
III West Lombard 81. Baltimore.
For sale in Alexandria Ivy
jy 3l-3m lHpS. libl.