Semi-weekly Louisianian. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1871-1872, 1871-07-13
FUN AND FANCY.

RICH MU6IC.@A Ul1luOu-ol1.
Milk amt 20 pizen az it waz.
-DRAw1Se-Roox-Apartment Oft
dentist Oh 6TAgTxT2f
lis the man who believes in
suppers necessarily supfp)ersti-
tious?
A "FREE AaENr"-One who
goes of with his employers mon
ey.
How TO GEr TIE Exact WneHr
OF a FnH.-Weigh him in his own
scales. sato-l
-BRIArH.-n Q man lose his
breath, it is no use to run for it.
He can catch it quicker by standing
still. 9 5L4TH GIIW
BY The WoMxN's RIaHTs Assoc1-
Ar1oN.--Is doesn't take long for .
wife to find her husband out.
Why do. schoolboys having
their eers boxed resemble captured
housebreakera Because they are
hand-cuFed .,-
-PRovERB1AL FALLAcY.-Waste
not, want not-Bosh. One may
never waste . 'candle's end, and
want q thousand q year.
-"What time is it, Tom? Just
time to pay that little account you
owe me-" "Oh, indeedl well l didn't
think it was half so late." r
-SuooEsr1vE-Under the head
Grimes and Casualties" rural
paper mentions the fact that rival
editor hasjust published book.
| She who can compose a cross
baby is greater than she who COM
A
poses books, and she who can do
both is star of the frstmagnitude.
} So say we all of as.
"A wolf entered Duluth
church lately, and was much affect
ed by the services and an ounce OF
lead. He was converted before he
l went out-intoa corpse. 4
Putting and blowing are often
considered as synonymous terms
!. You will discover the difference
however, if, instead of putting
man up, you should blow him up
4 "A Chicago merchant adver
q tised q 'boy wanted and before h
q got down town his clerk met him
\ breathless, and told him that hi
4 wife had twin boys. Oh, it pay
q to advertise.
: Horace Greedy writes fearful
hand: he wrote puff for Ann
10 Dickinson's lecture on "Joan G
!. Are" The compositor set it ny
l., "Any Dutchman can't play a Jews
q harp" ~
f. by a mistake in the wording
IS the order, the people Of Worceste
j. Mass, are ordered to renumbe
" their houses with Roman numeral
it instead of Arabic, which were,
ht course, intended. The Spy shut
IS. deringly expects to see CCCCXLl
A. put over it's door, instead of simp
n. Az. so Gas, -s's1
ed "A good deal of attention is b
as ing bestowed upor forest culture
r. Nevada. In one county two hui
La dred thousand trees have been 6
D. out this spring, of the varieties
"a box, elder, ash, European larc
tc. walnut, chestnut, maple and cotto
on wood, besides a variety OF eve
life green's.
An absent-minded editor, wi
ed is known to have an account at t
in bank, comes from some fifty mi
he below to our city counting. L
in other night it came to climax, a
of the old man was interviewed. !"
vss you want Clara?" said paerfan,a'
or "What win you give herr" "G
n" her" replied the newspaper mi
eat looking up vacantly, "Oh, I'll g
NC her a puff"
70 A gentleman in a suburb
town buried his sixth wife. Sho
AMI " after the funeral he met the m
The lister who officiated, and ofe
n it him three-dollar greenback. Z
ere minister declined to take it. say
he was not accustomed to acc
ga pay for such services. The gen
,e;r man coolly replied: "Just as
was say; but that's what I have beer
the habit Of paying.