The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-11-10
SCESSORINGS.

u
but DREAM" tread on his corns.
Life is real.
An Indiana lover of ninety-one is
engaged to poor-house inmate
aged one hundred and six.
Two Englishmen have been eaten
by the Fiiians, who speak highly of
their tenderness and gamey flavor.
There were /, ZOO samples of milk
inspected in Boston last year, of
which 610 were more or less adulter-
ated.
Theirs is said never to pnnctuate
in writing, and seldom to know
when to come to a stop in speaking.
The weather prophets have come
out with the assurance that the COM
ing winter is to be an unusually cold
one.
If you want to eat just such pud-
ding as your mother made when you
were boy, you must somehow revive
boys appetite and palate.
In proof of the assertion that cattle
will stray into strange places, we
may say that we have seen a cow,hide
in shoemaker's shop.
A single firm OF furniture manufac-
turers in Vienna employs over 1000
workmen. and produces annually
about 450, 900 pieces of furniture.
Some of the old orange trees in
Elnrs1a houA fSa,n1 ,,,,,nh
insects that many groves have been
burned down to get rid of the pests.
A learned Hindoo lady, who is
lecturing in England, says the vice
of intemperance was unknown in In
dia till the English introduced it
there.
Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton's old
est son, youth of twenty years, is
I one of the most prominent members
of the Louisiana Legislature.
A Cincinnati youth, twelve years
old, stole trunk full of his sisters
clothing, and some money from his
father, and eloped with q girl of
eleven
Steamer Artic, of Dundee, Scot
land, returned from a whaling trip
the other day, having taken thirty
seven whales. which produced 260
tons of oil.
An old lady died recently at Kings
ton, Penn. who had not crossed the
threshold OF her house for thirty
years, except when once drowned out
by food.
Chief Justice Chase's private Sec
retary, Mr. J. ". Schuckers, is pre-
pairing a history of the financial ad-
ministration OF the Government from
the beginning.
The Princess Mary, of Holland,
mixed and baked her wedding cake
on the occasion of her recent mar
rage to the Prince OF Weld. Royal
circles are greatly shocked.
1t is stated that in New York city,
recently, quantity of human hair,
silky, silver gray, and thirty inches
long, was sold for S35 an ounce
nearly twice as much as gold will
bring.
Mobile boasts q man who ate forty
two eggs and drank a gallon of lager
beer for breakfast, ate six pounds
of beef and two loaves OF bread, and
drank gallon of lager for dinner.
The pastor of the Baptist church
in Cambridge baptized two young
ladies the other day and married one
of them right there in the church
before she had time to get dry.
a strict temperance man in Con-
necticut would not let his horse drink
out of a public trough which had the
word "bitters" painted upon it by
some peripatetic advertising agent.
A remarkable family lives in Dallas
county, Arkansas. The father is 105
years old, the mother LOG, and the
two are parents of twenty-nine chill
dren--ffteen boys and fourteen girls.
Three Wall street operators at
Long Branch trying to buy 5000, 900
house, paid visit to the city one
day, and returned at night penniless.
The Island "corner" had beggared
them.
NJ. Theirs said, on being asked to
show indulgence to the insurgents,
"Certainly, for the obscure, the weak,
the erring, the ignorant; but for the
leaders we have been and shall be
pittiless."
President Elliot, of Hayard Uni
versity, is spending his vacation in a
yacht, sailing along the Eastern coast,
and passing camp on some island or
on the beach.
There are places in New York city
where pet canaries, cats and dogs
are boarded together at the SUM of
twenty-five cents week, while the
families to whom they belong are out
of town.
A country editors sole editorial
in one weeks issue of his paper was
to the effect that il anything will
make man feel juicy about the
heart, it is to talk velvet to pair of
sky-colored eyes, by moonlight in a
clover field.
A white haired old negro preacher
in New Orleans thus discussed one
of the meetings of the dissatisfied
darkies last week: "What are you
grumbling about? Yer all better of
dan you ever spected to be-dan ye
deserve to be. Did yer tink, when
Massa Linkum guv ye yer freedom,
he was gwine to buy tickets in the
Louisiana State lottery for you be.
sides Z"
NEW ADYERTIsEMENrs