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The herald. (Smyrna, Del.) 1870-1871, 1871-04-15
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Is an extra Wool Oil, which scours out
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OUR FATHERS HOUSE,"
OR,
THE U.NWRITTEN RORD,

BY Daniel March, author of the popular
might Scenes " This master in thought
and language shows us untold riches and
beauties in the Great House, with its Bloo-
ming flowers, Singing birds, Waving palms,
Rolling Clouds Beautiful bow, Sacred Noun
talns, Delightful Rivers, Mighty oceans,
laundering voices, blazing heavens, and
vast universe with countless beings in mill
lions of worlds and reads to us in each the
Unwritten Word. Rose tinted paper, ornate
engravings and superb binding. "Rich and
varied in thought" "Chaste." easy and
graceful in style" Correct, pure and ele-
waiting in its tendency" ''Baautiful and
good" "a household treasure" Common
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dents and Professors, ministers of all de-
nominations, and the religious and secular
press all over the country. It's freshness,
purity of language, with clear, open type,
fine steel engravings, substantial binding,
and low price, make 1t the book forthe masses.
Agents are selling from so TO $50 per week.
We want Clergymen. School Teachers,
smart young men and ladies to introduce
the work for us in every township, and we
will pay literally. No IL telligent man or
woman need be without paying business
Send for, circular, full description and
terms. Address ZEIGLER, MCCURDY Co.,
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sep-3-4m.
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DEAFNEsS, CATARRH, SCRoFULA \
~ lady who suffered for years from Deaf
ness, Catarrh and Ecrofula, was cured by
simple remedy. Her sympathy and graft
tude proiLpt her to send the receipts free of
charge, to any one similarly afflicted, Adj
dress Mrs. NJ. c. LIE 5GETT, Jersey City, n.
]. Nv.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23
About Mars.

It. seems curious to find science not. only
intelIigently discussing the peculiarilies' of
the planetary system, but, at least SO far as
one OF the planets-Mars-5s concerned,
actually settling all doubts upon the sub
ject of its physical similarity to the earth
upon which we live, and reaching the al
most certain conclusion that the race that
-inhabitsour earth could, after becoming ae-
eustomed to the change from the planet to
the other, live in Mars without serious dis
comfort. Astronomy, whereof the fund of
knowledge is daily increased by new tele-
"scopic observations, traces upon Mars the
changes of sea and land the latter pre-
dominating seas being of the general
type of the Baltic and Mediterranean, for
the nest part-sharrow, straggling, inland
seas. There are no great oceans on the
surface Of Mars, and in. consequence, in
our sense of the term, no continent. OBJ
.servations of the changes Of the seasons
also sbqW5thst at the poles Of that planet
lies perepnial- snow which decreases in
quantity.8sthes summer advances, and in
fcreases with the coming back of winter.-
A vast dealOf rain fails on Mars, and vory
often the eonfgurations of the planet are
obscured to the vision of the astronomers
by the clouds. The year on Mars is twice
as long as ours, and the force of
gravity on the planet is much less than
half what it is with US, SO that the weight
of objects of the same mass there is much
less than half what it is here, and that
consequently, there would be a far greater
range Of activity for eresttufes Of the same
size. Other certain deductions from tele-
scopic observations show that the winds oi
Mars are more violent than those of the
earth, and that therefore the. structures oi
the Inhabitants must be so architecturally
fashioned as to resist the pressure of the
lateral forces-hurricanes for instance. 1t
is also inferred that the creatures who in
habit it are faster in their motions than
ours aud undergo more zehanges--lead, in
fact, 'ifast lives :, that they, in conse-
quenCei range over greater tracts Of terri.
tory than do we, and that aerial naviga.
ton is their normal mode of loconOtion
Mr.. Proctor, an English sqVaat- who has
recently given to the world a graphic ac-
count of the physical condition of Mars, as
well as a comprehensive chart of the
planets divisions Of land and water OBJ
serves that "a Daniel Lambert on Mars
would be able to leap easily to height Oi
i've or six feet, and he could run faster
than the best of our terrestrial athletes
From this illustration it is easy to under
stand that the dweIlers in Mars do moi
walk. Their, bodies light as air, they
rush through space; species of flying
creation, to whom miles are but brief in
tervals, and with whom a Journey OF. I
hundred leagues would be the pastime of
summers day.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23
Too Poor.

Brother Moore, of the Rural New
Yorker, was sitting in his Office sOnO
years ago, when u farmer friend calns
-in'and said @ 70 = tHs' E
',Friend Moore, I like yOur paper
but times are 50 bard I cannot pay lVr
it,"
is that So, friend Jones' ? / am
very sorry to hear that you are 50
poor; and if you are so hard run, 1
will givs you my paper"
"Oh, 10! l can't take it as a gift.'
"Well, then, let US see how We can
fix it. You raise chickens, I believe" "
"Yes, few; but they don't bring
1anytbing hardly"
-"Don't they? Neither does my pa
per cost anything hardly. Now I
have a proposition to make-with you;
l will continue your paper, and wbeu
you go home you may select from
your lot one hen and call her mine
Take good care Of her and bring me
the proceeds, whether in eggs or
chickens, and we viii call it square"
"AlI right, brother Moore" and the
old fellow chuckIed at what he thought
a capital bargain.
He kept the contract strictly and at
the end of the year found that be had
paid about four prices for bis paper.
He often tells the joke on himself, and
says he has never had the face 20 say
that he was too poor to take paper
since that day.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

Mhnl soraE b Gooa q.

It may not be generally known how
very valuable borax is in various pur-
poses of HOUSEHOLDS use. We fnd Il
the very best cUekFoa0h exterminator
yet discovered. One-half pound, cost
ing but ffty cents, has completely
cleared "a large house formerly swarm
ing with tben1 so that the appearance
of one iH asuaouth Is quite a novelty.
The various extermiBatin3 powers
puffed and advertised have been found
not folly. Elective, tending rather to
make the reaches crazy than to kill
them, There is something peculiar,
either in the smell 5r touch Of borax,
which is certain death to them. They
will flee in terror from it, and never
appear again where it has once been
placed. Lt is also great advantage
that borax is perfectly harmless 10 hu-
man beings; hence no danger from
poisoning. It is also valuable f0z laun-
dry purposes. The washerwomen Of
Holland and Belgium, so prOverbially
clean, and who get their linen so beau
tifully white, use refined bOrax as
washing powder instead of soda, in
the proportion of large handful OF
borax powder 10 ten gallons Of water.
They save soap nearly one-half All
the. large washing establishments
adopt the same mode. For lacrs, cam
brics, etc, an extra quantity Of the
powder IS used and for erinolines,
(rcquiring to be made stiff a stronger
solution is necessary. Borax being a
neutral sail, does not in the slightest
degree iniure the texture Of the linen.
It's effects is to soGtenztbe hardest wat.
er, and therefore it should be kept on
the toilet table. AS way of cleaning
the hair, nothing is better than a soIu-
| ton of bOFax IN water. 1t leaves the
scalp in a most cleauly condition, and
the hair is just sufficiently stiffened to
retain its place, The stiffness, how
ever, can be readily removed, if OhjeC-
| ItiOnable, by washing with water. BO-
rax is also an excellent tlentrifice, dis
solved in water, it is one Of the besI
tooth washes. In hot countries it is
used, in combination with tartari,
acid and bicarbonate of soda, as cool
ling beverage ..-.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

There was a Dutch woman whose
husband, Diedrich Van Pronk, kick
ed the bucket and left her incOnsOIate.
Folks said grief would kill that wild
OW. She had a figure Of wood carved
that looked very much like her late
husband, and placed it in her bed and
constantly kept it there for several
months. In about half year she be-
came interested in young shoemak-
er, who got the length of her foot and
finally married her. He had visited
the widow not more than a fortnight,
when the servants told her they were
out of kindIing wood, and asked what
should be done. After a pause, the
widow replied. in very quiet way
"Maype it ish veil enough now tc
split up old Van Pronk, vat ish M
shtair." aal e. ra-~s.t ...- 81.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23
KinronrRnts.


I have caught over one hundred
and fifty rats the last four months il
one wire trap, and they are getting
very scarce on my premises. But
some one will say l cannot succeed in
catching them in wire trap. Thi.
is the way 1 bave succeeded:
When 1 get a rat, | sink my traE
under water and let it stay two OF
three hours. Then I dry it, and puI
plenty Of meal in it, and The trap is
ready for another haul. 1 regard thin
as the best way to kin them when Que
has not got good dog to do the work
Would IT not be a.good thing for the
community, if Agricultural societies
would withdraw premiums for horse
racing, and offer fair premiums ior
catching and killing rats? 1 think
fifty dollars offered for the highest
number killed in the county, forty
dollars for the next highest number
and thirty dollars for the third high
est humber, twenty dollars for the
fourth, tea dollars Cor the ffJh and
i've dollars for the sixth highest mum,
Der killcd-that there would in tbi.
way, not be many rats left in the
country. And one hundred and fifty
dollars thus expended, would be 4
cheap way to get rid OF them ICor
Cincinnati Gazette.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23
The NlneteentA chapter Of

4He NlmelPeRfA CHaDleF o.
LiVitieIls.
"Reverenee thy mother and thy
EEber. Observe thesabbath day. Do
not worship any deitFps besides God
Leave part Of thy wealth, thy harvest
thy or and wine to the poor and the
stranger. Do not steal, nor lie, nor
deal falsely, nor swear falsely, nor
defrand the rich, nor witIlOEt bis dues
from the poor. Do not curse the deaf,
nor hurt the blind. Dispense justice
to all. Do not spare the low, nor re-
speet the high born. Be no tale bear
er, nor Indifferent spectator Of wrong.
Indulge in no secret hatred or rsvengs,
but frankly expostulate with thy fyI
low. love thy neighbOr az thyself.
EeX not the stranger, bat treat him as
one Of thy own T; love him as thyself,
for strangers you were in Egypt. /
am the Eternal. --e-r
~ Ilde u4dotSl4y StFOhC8 VI ulHlub
Iegislation!e $500 years have passed
over these statutes. Have they lost
anything Of their deep truth-of their
genuine, intrinsic value2 Has any
modern legislator, moraIist cF philaB-
tropist, added to it or detracted there
from aBything2
Has Rousseau or Kant, st. Paul OK
Huss, Luther or Swedenborg, added
any new principle of practical moyal-
ityg This is the greatest of miracles
the greatest proof Of the Mosaic truth.
Like an antique gem in a golden ring,
incased in a costly casket, preserved
by a PiOu5 owner, even 50 shines forth
from the sacred Scriptures the nine
teenth chapter Of Lsviticu5 With The
golden Tule--"LOve thy neighbOT as
fthyself."
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23
Digestion md Paradise.


All talk Of blessings! What bless
ing is digestionr To digest! Do you
know whatit means? 1t is to have
the sun always shining and the shade
always ready for you. 1t is to be met
with smiles, and to be greeted with
kisses. 1t is to hear sweet sounds, to
sleep with sweet dreams, to be touch
ed ever with soft cool hands. Itis to
be in Paradise. Adam and Eve were
in Paradise. Why? Their digestion
was good. All! then they took liber-
ties-ate bad fruit-things they could
not digest. They what we call ruined
their constitutions, Destroyed their
gastric juices, and then they were ex-
PEELED from Paradise by an angel with
a flaming sword. The angel with the
flaming sword which turned two ways
was indigestion. There came great
Indigestion upon the earth because the
cooks were bad, and they called 1t a
deluge. All! thank God there is to
be no more such de1uges-aIl the evil
comes from this. Macbeth could not
sleep. 1t was the supper and not the
murder. His wife talked and walked
1t was the supper again. Milton had
a bad digestion because he was always
SO cross; and your Carlyle must have
tire worst digestion in the world, be.
cause he never says any good of any
thing. All! 70 digest is TO be happy.
Believe me, my friends, there is no
other way not to be turned out Of Par
adise by a fiery, two-handcd, burning
Sword.-[Trollope.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

In consequences Of The tact that in
the Oriental world women are often
left to die because male practitioners
are refused admittance to the sick
room, u movement has been started in
England to establish ''Female Med
ioal Society" to prepare and send
female physicians to the East. Lord
Sbaftsbury is President, ani the plan
has the Endorsement Of Sir John
Browning.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

The discovery of what is called the
MOabite Stone, by the agents of the
Palestine Exploring Society, is. regard
ed as an event of no little Importance
in the confirmation thus given to the
Old Testament records. This is the
only inscription which has yet been
found reaching back to the age Of the
Jewish monarchy. The discovery of
this stone gives a reasonable hope
that more of the same general charac-
ter may be found, If the search can be
continued. l'.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

Two EmeraIdersswOrking on 4. new
building were dry, and one bet iho
other a pint Of whisky that he could
not carry him to the roof in his hod-
No sooner said than done. Mike
shouldered Pat, and after slow and
painful tugging, dumped the precious
burden ON the roof. "Ah, Mikey,
my boy" said Pat rather crestflIlen
"you've won the bet but mind yez,
as yez was pas5in' the fourth story yez
stumbled, am l had hopes" -
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

Miriam NJ. Cole speaks of the ten
dency Of girls to talk around what
they cannot talk at. The case of a
school is mentioned, where, last year,
two-thirds Of the young ladies present
for examination were as cunning and
wary as foxes, and if the school exam
liners found out how much or how lit
tie each one knew they were shrewd.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

WIRE CLOTH FOR Corn CRIB.-A
farmer writing to the New York
Farmers Club, says that be entirely
prevented the entrance of mice and
rats into his corn crib by lining the
interior with wire cloth. The materi-
al costs but ten or twelve cents per
SQUARE foot,
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

.a''Women," remarked the contem-
pEative man, care as deep as the blue
waters of yon bay" "Ay, sir" re-
Joined the disappointed man, "and as
full Of craft"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

A lawyer riding through a town,
stopped at cottage to inquire his
way. The lady of the house told him
he must keep straight on for some
time, and then turn to the right but
said that she herself was going to
pass the road be must take, and al
if be would wait Jew minutes, she
would show him tbs way. "Well, "
said be, "bad company is better than
none-make haste" Alter jogging
on FIVE Or six miles, the gentleman
asked if he had come, to the road be
must take. Oh, yes" said she, eve
passed it two or. three miles back
but 1 thought bad company was bet
ter than none, 50 kept you along
with me-" 5 1850
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TICKET CoLLEcroIR. 'This

TICKET CoLLECToR.-"Thfs your
boy, mum? He's too big for a All
ticket" Oh is bo2 Well, p'rhaps be
is now, mister but he wasn't when
we started This 'xcursion's ever so
many hours behind time, an he's a
growing lad! So now!" [EXit in
triumph.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23
A Hint 10 Mothers.

/" ~ = N . = : .
Baby talk is severely denounced by
one who has observed baby habits a
great deal Babies are so initiative,
and cling SO tenaciousIy to what they
learn, that fond mothers should be
careful to address them in sound
grammatical English. The nonsensi-
cal talk INDUCED in by devoted par
ents is said to induce great backward,
nessin-the acquisition of language by
the babe. 81 --T 4- -.-..rr
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

Mrs. Emberling, of Prairie City, IL
linois, requires no special legislation
in her behalf. A few evenings since
she followed her husband to a saloon,
armed with an axe. Finding him
engaged, with others, in playing cards,
she smashed the table with her axe,
scattered the cards, piled up the aston.
ished players, and carried uf beT legal
"prUtectUr.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

A Boston lady, "who has been there, -
says that, in view Of the awkwsrdness
with which men aid a lady in rising
from the sidewalk, she would rather
remain in that position than have such
assistance. The gaIlants must not be
so gingerly, but take hold with both
arms, lift neatly and firmly, and not
disengage themselves too soon.
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Select Miscellany.
ACROSS TIE RIVER.

ACROSS THE XIV HSh.
When for me The silent
Parts The Silent riser,
And,I stand upon the shore
OF the strange Forever,
Shall miss the lovedsAnd kndgyna ?
Shall vainly seek mine own
- Mid the enowd that come to meet
Spirits sin forgiven
Listening to their eohoiug feet
Down the streets of heaven gl
Shall know footstep near
.' That listen, wait for, here
Then viii one approach the brink
With hand extended
Cue whose thoughts Ioyed to think
Ere the veil was rendsd,
Saying, ''WeloomeT we have. died,
And again are side by side" re.r.
Saying, 81 win go with thee, .-...-
That thou be not lonely,
To yon hills of mystery;
1 have waited OHlg
Untu now, 10 climb with shee
Yonder hills Of mystery"
Can the bonds that make US here
30 l Know ourselves Immortal, .f
Drop away, like foliage sear5 -... ia.
At ils's inner portal?
What is holiest here beIols
- Must forever live and glow.
.-ia I shall love the angels veil, "
After have found them E..
In tue mansions where they dwell,
With the glory round them.
ss-a Batat 6rsts without SURPRISE,
Let me look in human eyes
Step bystep our feet must go
Up the holy mountain
Drop by drop within Us aow
Lits's untaiIing fountain.
Angels sing with crowns that burn;
We shall Lave a song to learn.
He who on earthly path
Bids as help each other
o. Who his Well Beloved hath
Made our Elder Brother
viii but clasp the chain Of love
Closer when we meet above.
Therefore dread not to 90
Ger he Silent River
Death, thy Fastening oar 7 know;
Bear me, thou Lifo-giver,
Through the waters, to the slr're,
Where mine own have gone before!
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1871-02-23

The writer of this paragraph must
have "been there," otherwise he
wouldn't know what it meant /: "IfyoU
pass house at ten o'clock at night,
and see a young man and young la
dy standing inside the front door, and
you hear something smack, like a.
horse pulling his foot out Of the mud,
then you can just. bet all you've got
the young man don't live there"