The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-01-31
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gsHilr ieliow, who WAS AZ eminent per.
former "a tbs trcncher, TO a freud. n
laps p said tbs friend, "no poor man has
hHHd i, 90 Il would ruin him ia q
peek"
"A Ht.e 9ur-year old was turning
samrnsulls few days since. and bis
mother cautioned him 70 desist, telling
bg he would break his meek. mo /
shsn't Mamma, God puts EN- on
sioui WIS., the little hopefuls assuring
reply
"A tradcsman who had failed IN the
eii3 " Bangor wrote on bis front door
Payment suspended for thirty DAYS. A
neighbour reading this said "You have
nol dated thc notice. ''No, said he, II
do Dot intend to do 70 Il would run out
IN did"
"A friend Of ours, who has had some
experience, says that II you 20 to cali on
Young lady, and she croehsts diligently
al the evening, and only says "les' and
No, " you can 10 away about nine or a
quanerpa.t, without breaking any Of
the rules Of etiquette.
The Methodist Recorder asks the
ladies Of adult years who cling to the de
la tlicir names, how il would look 10 put
q verse Of Scripture In modern style,
l.us Now a certain man was sick
named Lazarus, ofBethanie, the town Of
Mullio aud her sister Matte
-Thcre Is a little railroad at Bayou
Sara, La, that runs to Woodyillle on a
very uncertain schedule. A stranger
came iu the other day and inquired how
often that steam car made trips to tho
country, "Tri-weekly," was the reply.
What do you mean by tri-weekly" ait
goes up one week and tries to come
down the next"
The Chicago Post, in commenting on
the performance In that city, Of HANDLES
Messiah" says: Handel would have
been pleased with such a house; but IL
Handel bad seen men and women rise and
move out Of the hall while Behold, will
tell you a mystery was being sung, Han
del would have seized base drum and
thrown II at theil-bred rustics who could
bo guilty Of such an outrage on good
music aud good taste"
some young men In Bangor, Me-,
who heard marvellous stories of the num-
ber Of pickerel caught thereabout through
The ice, started out the other day to
do little fishing themselves, told AN in
qnistiye country cousin whom they met
on the way, that they had not included
au Ak Ia their otherwise complete outfit
because there "were lots Of people fishing
there last winter and they could nsh
through last years holes"
MAN wants little here below, nor
wants that little long" is libel; man
wants everything he can sse, or hear ov,
aud never Is willing to let go oy his grab.
Whenever you find man that is
thoroughly satisfied with what he has got
YOU viii find either an idiot, or one who |
has tried hard to get some more and |
couldn't get 1t. The older man grows
the more wantful he bekums: as his hold |
on life slackens, his pinch on dollar
grows grippy .--,fosh Killings.