The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-02-16
And now,
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1t, TOO, h to he great daily paper, and
promises more, even, than the S1. II is
70 b. published for nothing. and prem.
iam will be given 70 those who do not
wish to read it At that price. Tho great
Hon. ID. Worthless Mooney has been en-
gagged to conduct the political department
Of the Moon; and full force on ths local,
church, commercial, and Niger depart
msnts, viii sweep In oil the news that may
be lying around loose. The business will
run itsslf, and the reporters will run them
selves when any pssson runs after them
with hostile intsntions. The peculiar
features Of the Nssa will be as follows;
First.--A fsiahful record of events &C.
curing Aroaaa ~, 10 u, In the city,
county aud adjolping counties, the nation
and adjoining cations, together with brief
but carefully pespsred reports from Pu.
laski county, Aftics, the Sun, Noon, Stars
and other foreign lands.
Seeond.-An deliberately boiled-down
aud carefully cooked report Of the general
news of the day--ths cream Of evsrything
that may ,happsn ''here and hereafter in
the world under the world and above the
WORLD, .. r-..-~ t~r
TAird-An hourly report efthe conai-
ton of the Cairo mar kct, Together with \
semi-daily synopsis OF ,h, n,s srIs of
Mound City, Columbus and INa,J ,.,
giving special attention to the price OF pea
nuts and cheese.
Fomth.-A weekly report Of all the
services in all the churches of the State,
with y brief synopsis Of the discourses de-
livered. .- r|.
FiTfA.-.A faithful report Of the meetings
Of the officers of the city government,
noting what they do, say and think
giving an unbiased statement of the
appearance Of the Mayor and the c"ndi-
tion OF his stomach.
Sirh-A regular report OF the business
Ia our Police, County and Circuit Courts,
giving tho history OF all the culprits from
Childhood and statement of their fate
after the shufiiing on the mortal coil.
Sscenth.-A daily record OF Births,
Probable Births, Deaths, Probable Deaths,
Marriages, Probable and Possible Mar
riages, Betrothals and Probable Betro-
that's, together with an interesting RESUME,
Of al family quarrels in the city, their
causes and effects, .-...-
EightA--The Latter List with succinot
statement Of tho contents OF each Of the
letters advertised, together with = list
people who have not arrived ut our hotels.
N;ath.-Dsily instslment Of Carlylo's
History Of Frederick the Great, Bsncrofts
History Of the United States, and as soon
~ we can obtain the type-alresdy or
dered-Webster's Unabridged Dictionary.
Tsnth.-Quarterly instalments Of Bss-
dies Dime Novels.
Egepsnth.-Ths primary and chief OBJ
jsct Of the publication Of the Evening
Noon will be the abatement Of Annie
Persw and the reformation Of Bill Lee. o.,
Inc word. the Cairo Esssisg Moor u.
desinatsd 70 be = record OF what ts-nos -
TO contain all the general news In form
so condensed that 1t can not DO seen. All
matters Of local interest will receive care
less attention, and anything that will con-
tribute 70 he dsyslopmspt Of the natural ,
rssQeygpesef CAiSX ~ o4vsnse -. coma
msrclal or manufacturing interests, will be
carefully ovsslostsl. ~ g..
On the great Political questions that sg-