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New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
ASSEAIRIY.

Bills were misunderstanding the act for
the relief of the Cannonst Baptist Church, New:YoIk;
charterng German Society III New lotk tohelt.'S
ing savings banks; enabling several towns ana ctie 20
refund money expended IN procuring snDsVs auinx
the late war and authorizing the eonslrucoh Oh certain
railroads in thc City OF NewlOfk across Harlem RIVER.
ioir resolution, IN opposition TO t1e anIesau9n o,
NewYork Representatives In Congress, was hroIaeSo'
and referred 20 the Committee on Federal Relations.
THE STANDING COMMITTEES. . .
Tie Chair announced the following standing commit
'e :y. an4 i1ns-M Murphy. Coon, BaseIr Leer.
Mt,lcjohn Hustei, sekss, and Bsfse ~, .7. p,,
BssIs GB. Cook 1da ses,6sr hi,t huior1 afa .sr,1. %
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AaF Es5sS AsSl 1a a. ioss isg Wso Roche Nl0n Ill., Little
'0IS ssa Sse yahl4r oE Jey Rs,o" 0Sea BUls
seSs s1acS is, B.rs Tld' nsdgGH H' Hayes
D,Ar ssrls r. Gsa HeISS ISS VI S, Sa~Ie.s Wy coo,
Coon g n tl.nsSsT, T u r. iaH Eaierbuy Haye Bark.
ca rsofS o .ri Hewitt G. p Io anl s,n0To III. A.,
trisaaas-Ns,srS FteLs, fr'o q. u L"'' '4''' A"o''
LSa s'i a ,S's fsonsNe..rN Maas HH Lor D'"a'
B' AS' % SssMs ~. soa ryi, Fs Kre Jo'A 6ro~a
oGseg c;a ks,S Dsa Dr, B.s ca"'''' Ao"Hs'
V%s Ssneirss R5ssS s.o W assS SS F On. J carey
Fllnaeap Tooey, snd Wool ,,.. ~, sr.i Pa, ..L
,c issss elss ga giaa +e 1s Z L3, WI & 1 ,, ss
fsstS A,e'n ~ NeSsTs WIi:oD. shgsrdson ssue
Stas cadTlctk iasf',s5g 5 gigpsI ~
s el ct,Asssr' t,s,r ieL 10 & crp ~ 60 - Tsstt
K,y hc% w slil- essrs nO'sy, coos F oonsoas
Sripsr Brsaod " r Brow, ~. cs.ou rqh. ,cy, t-.,
Tra1cs gRd &izIsepfss,n ''A''''' 'N" "'''''
s,ryeus, Chstwiek saJ wac 81. ~, ,,,., ~.
Tylslus-Mosrs HseotiS, Carts, hartr Daft~. Ie~f
Rarss Delano aud barney. . 49,,
Ioir.on ID Cannar. -.
'o,IG ,S ras Psbik D,n'eMsssrL Buck OSou, HaaTrgt
.y Ifnt y, Sniper. Sarborn, and Strachah
Ty.I, api BriScsMessrs. HGin'7fTga CanpAA AtAoIfs
r,,Is..SI Coyif Oaslg WnsLs, Maliord. anil Demsss
irSk Lnf,,AessA Gitgss. AisAa, ho~'aAse' nay Wa"
r., larl. sni lil - -, ~
= ian gaNessrs RoeE, BHNe., ROes CaaneT1hsA' h''-
m Goodrich, aud ChaUiek. -. NJ. ~.
Charitable drd Religious Spei>s Mesrs Jon nnoHb ' w"
sl,a heIy Bsksg Eorihrup 1ieon. Ard ssw ,na ca, -
.irtatW -M,ss's Fsllp; s4se4Sr HsAro~rb "v'' Io
Etck, Bane and Dlrfe - u..,. r..~,
Pui ie f5iIiag-Mcssr. Monssag SsAt@ds. hay@ k'ash
Chambers r. Lo,tl rry. Selkres ali .ss' nj. "a.
h4c-ssys Ls.s'F 80 o"s"s'
gaa Car,s I,,If, DllaerhB. PooRA, AAd Sss', n, ~
F2olLs TGoLeT Pdsce and Grtent -, m u nm MT, ~ y.,1
Aessfs Sskis, SssoA "a"'s, a. " "" D'"' "Hr
Cersoa, AlvoEd and llusieA -, NJ, ..,.. ,ya..-.,,
rot 81 g.lrf0as-MerA Nelsa hsed t0a4esyd Ha""Hg"
r M sra l,aatal Beei, Chsn,b,Ts, Rom ooss-ysa
- 4. n nl ly then adionrned
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE INDIANS.

coon EFFECTS OF THE QUAKER POLICY -
PROGRESS OF CIVILIZATION AMONG HE
TRIBES.
WAsuIEGToy. Jan. 11->A number of Friends
having charge Of the Indians belong glng the Northern
superintendency called upon the President Ilis alter
noon, in company with Secretary Deano ana ConlhS-
sioner Parker They reported to him the improved CON
don Of the Indian tribes under the care on me n
nj their Society. Schools have been established ahu
Industries introduced. The Indians who, two cars ago
were In savage condition. are now Eing III hese aiu
dress like the white people, some OF them eNtehalNtIl
sr brick and exhibit encouraging signs OF lhpIofsu
prosperity After receiving their lands IN seIeIdi,
they have large surplus which they wish to nave the
priyege OF selling and with the proceeds erect c9
houses and churches, etc, so that the lands may hoo M
into thp hands speCulatOrs, TO their detFIei Io
president expressed his graitcaon win ihls. rpie
seutatnn aud said lie wond submit the question: W 10
,,rrss I'm order that Commission may be autnOIEe' ~
50 n tic surplus lands with the approval OF the %
the Secretary OF the Interior, ana tLe agents. iJ ~
money received TO be appropriated az ABOVE ch'Io"
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
CrBA.
CONTEMPLATED

! CONCENTRATED SEIZURE or TIE OCEAN o"EEN
BY TOE CCBASS-A F1GDT L.4NI.-.N 4. E.-SS
AND JAMAICA NEGROES.
| AsPINWALL, Dec. 31.-A Cuban officer here
states that it contemplate have 2oJ bans sail
with Gen. Ryan On the Ocean Qro from York, and
to seize the vessel at sea- steer her to the Cuban coast
and there land the Cubans and material on board
This plan was abandoned when it was found that 500
United States soldiers were on board, bound for san
Diego.
On Christmas Day a collision occurred between party
of Cubaus and about 200 Jamaica negroes originating
from the display OF Cuban flags from the Bethaneourt
House and the bark Harriet Lane. The negroes hoisted
British flag, which promptly captured, ana gene
raj fight took place in which knives 60, were freely
used Some 20 persons seriously injured. BY the
Intervention OF Gen Ryan the disturbance was queucd
and the negroes retired, leaving he CuDas masters of
the field.
MILITARY RULE MoDITlED-SENoRA CESPEDEs.
HAVANA, Jan 11.-Tbo Captain-General or
ders that the Civil Courts shall kc place OF CoursMar
ta except Of treason and scditon The wife OF
President Cespedes, who captured, is at Puerto
Principe, and Is eourteousy treated.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE CONNECTICUT BOARD OF AGRlCULICIh
THE CATTLE DISEASE.

Nrw-HAvEN, Jan. 11.--Tbe Connecticut state
poord NJ Agriculture held its annual meeting IN 'hS cy
today ana considered the subject of the cattle dse'se
Gov English stated that no had received h'uh'ci VI
communications onthat subject from different parts u
the state, which say that the disease has mae 10
ance and request the appointment OF COhln5ioA2 - ~
investigate the matter and il possible plcNcnt lnc
ta zion from spreading The Board discussed lhe ;
and passed resolution requesting inc EuNtInOi 70 ,t
a nr6camation calling the attention II tue cllizels ~ .
danger from the general prevalence OF inc dlsce 40 40
uTGng the appointment OF Board Of ComiHsIQhe ~
iycstgate the subject and require the local authoie
10 exert their power toward preventing on lIao fr
Inc e, The Board elected the following OiIGca Io VI
The ensuing year, President, exleuL3OS; nytford nygS
Stafford Vice Presidents, Robbins Batter ol ,.ry dl
ond II Stewart OF Middle Uaddam; RecOfdlne
H. s. Collins; Corresponding SecIetary l. 3Uf 1paf
Norfolk Treasurer, A. T. BIoWpi ana Ni9sTH ~ tonl n
W Johr son of Yale Colicge II was otcigti W -,
delegate from each cOuy - attend the Nauonnl JIM
logical ConyentO ia Richmond, Va, next o'p'oni'0
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE CONFERENCE.

pRoBbBLE DRIFT OF DISCUSSION - TREATIES
CAN ONLY BE MODIFIED BY GENERAL con-
SENT.
VIENNA, Wednesday, Jan. Il, 1871.
Selni-oical organs here declare that the approach
ing Conference must uphold the validity of treaties
snd insist that notifications are possible only by
general consent. When the amendment Of the
Treaty of Paris is proposed by Russia, it is essen
tial that it should be accompanied by concessions
c0Inpensating the otherPowers.
LONDON. Wednesday, Jan. II, 1871.
Berlin letters TO the London journals asset that
the London Conference is likely to Consider Il o
question of peace in case Of the surrender of Paris
during its sessions. They also state that Lord Gran
vile is the author of the po ponement of the
bage OF the Conference
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE SAN DOMINGO RESOLUTION.
FULL TLXT OF THE RESOLUTION, WITH I'll
AMBLER AMENDMENT.


AMBLER AMENDMENT
WASHINGTON, Jan. 1.-THE following is the
text OF the resolution for the Comm sion to San Do
mineo, adopted by COngress
Resolred by the Senate and House of RepFesentdhoesg o.
me United States oI America ia Congress dSSenOfd,
That the President OF the United states be ~
appoint three Commissioners, ana also Secre,y 70 tLo
latter, who is to be yerscd in the English and spanish
anguages to proceed to the sdgd ~ 9l san 80 sacS a
Commissioners may deem necessary ana ulero
inquire into and ascertain and report inc inc
uotical state and condition OF the Republic OF sul
Domingo The probable number OF inhabitants, eud the
desire and disposition Of the people OF the sad kcpo
10 become annexed aud 10 part of the people OF
diton OF sand people and ther geheru cehuion "s ~
III he eoMniryts mineral and agricultural products
the product OF It's waters aud Forests ana inc Behcr
S1ater OF the '0a aapa6e ane 'G % s1tvato%
the climate aud health OF tho country lts pays
stenee and frrluenee of remarkable meteorological phe-
nomena the debt of the Government; IT'S obligations,
whether funded aud ascertained and admitted; or ui
adjusted and under discussiOn treaties and engage
mens with Other powers the extent or DOuniary aou
territory what proportion Is covered py loielsm c
ants or by Grants, concession Gnd generally What
concessions and franchises have been granted WITH tne
names of the respective granees the terms ana Son
tions on which the Dominican Government may desire
TO annex TO and become part Of the United states as
one the territories thereof and such other
with respect said Government or its territories as 10
the said Conms soners shall he desirable or mpottat
with reference the future incorporation or sd DO
mncan Republic into the United States as one OF us ter
SEC. D. And be Il JUrdter resO'sed, That said Commits
suners SHALL as conveniently may be, report 10
President Of the United states, who shall lay her
report before Congress ,o,
SEC. 8. And DC IL further resolred, That sa1d Comms-
sOnors shall serve without compensation, except ue
payment OF their expenses ana the compensation vi thc
Secretary which shall be determined by tho Secretary
of State, with the approval OF the Ifesld nv. q,
PrOcided, That nothing in this resolution contained
shall hc held, understood construed as committing
Congress 20 the policy OF annexIDS INC cillOy oi sai"
ReLublic q Dominica,
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
pppsoN.xsrses-B, TELEGRAPH.
The Rev Wm f. Snow. pastor Of the ELlol
lfeA Of Laurence tIas. Aed yeferly

Elijah X Bruce Of Chicago has been placed I'D
Jsnauptcy. HI sbtes are S955 49, AID I' 1''f
Isaac H. Weftheimer a. Co.. clothiers, Of Obi-
80 yesterday. Later A lo sA) D-.i'' f
e., <ugs we're sgan against uret
The ENpressmenB Mutual L'ie As'ocialloh
-. s ioJs nF,ati n c Tor The rrune jeat RE l'
Degjt of y; Vc'rIsie'i Geose Hnghl" ~ ii-ei
t "I,t, ana Ir.asucI g. H. lcst 81 EiIaf y v core
.es,.s zee "a. N. A-iaes si E~'sa Es''ns, %
Ta,5 h. Losp Memphis & j. ilan OiiNA1Ae'
ua,,I 4, f,Iu. vLis. ssd C. u. lshEzOs. 1slSp. ObA
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
NOMINATIONS BY THE PRESIDENT.
w ,s1nNcrnN I'm 11=Ihn following nom

nations were sent to the Senate to-daY; . ,or
willis Drummoud be Commissioner 0 the reneTA b.n U'e
Charles GoOyear to be Collector Customs AZ
cut Commanders Il. r. Wallace aud Chester Hatfield 10 ne
Commanders First Assistant Engineers 81 jan Laws W. rnre
CIak Pher TO BE- C Engineers; Egam Rawson OF Ne~-iork
10 10 Chaplain William B. Davis 10 he Assistant Surgeon
Mclaughlin NJ fishk on the HUDSON " IL u.
Rgct al Debit, N " join Walker Aurora Indiana Layette
Ar, At Grsc, ~ Y William Winter ROndout, N VI H. L.
Moore at Bfl Teia.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE NATIONAL coLoGED LABOR CONVENTION.

W,suINGToN, Jan. 1.-THE Convention meI
,o N tte prlncipal event being a debate on iroec
non and free Trade consequent upon the Introduction
OF resolutions by Mr.. Barbados Niass) declaring '
a lust and wiso policy requires 10" du''e' I
ON tea coffee. drugs, and other Necessary daties
"a We raise on articles we BON liounco ThIs
manufacture 20 as 20 encourage HON" lndis,y, y ,ane
gas ed as was another, alilhg as Que vi % 80 ~,
Ma of freedom the prospect ~ varying tc can
he South Mr.. Barbados also oleied a ~ bGgh
up Tor protection 10 American lnustiy i"b
tDi Il 10 be "A financial and industrial beces9!, -
the Republican party 70 eDgi9It I uo IiI Inrs lts
copsdeiation upon tie country Tho ma oly l"F1, re
inc resolution. Mr.. Downing, RON IoHn!,'of cppni
scntcd "A long report on the relations OF ahOt 'h-
ta dcclaIne il 10 DC the duty oi tho color IA ,r
nahtaf. - ecnlfiyafe friendship with The oaIl'ss aus
prdntd RESOLUTIONS we're adopted calling IOf St"'S
Labor Inventions and agalh.t lhnd Eri'h'9' go
Douglas was elected President Tor heA'!e"''
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
cDr,,cs AND CAsUALrrEs-BY TELEdhArH
r., Noo,o, a psinter. was killed by fall!nl

6.o', H. ~ ! Lrdgs IA woousocse' u =, ~
fhc Polocst Epscsgssii GhqreHh H. B3er Epr.
Ier's 9, 5ools .iors .sd,SSag; ,'ssg; ilsrsaoe Slo,O
a. e,,p, washington Territory report
,,; n, r,p, ~ sa s n. o,H 4 fooet Tss
"re'l' s, ali s' @ M s l aa... t', IN l-eacc IA.
-. on =" i'1'y te ns .urt ho,.ea-sk. l'wss
I s5fI ~ :, is, .aesCts and Do sA1. hsss
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
ALABORERs' RIOT INlILLINOIs.

CHICAGO, Jan. ia special dispatch from
Princeton Ill., reports riot in progress az Albright Sta
ton on Mendoza and Prophetstown Railroad, among
the aborers, rs of whom had been discharged by the
contractors without receiving their pay Numbers bave
been seriously injured.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE ALBANY EXPRESS ROBBERY.

ALBANY, Jan. 1f.--Arthur Y. Breed. who
was brought here from Syracuse suspicion OF beiss
the robber Of the express messenger Ha,pne has ben
discharged. HaipnI, II he Thought VII recover II 10
Ii,es a. hours longer.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
GENERAL FOREIGN NEWS.
GREAT BRITAIN.

FEARS FOR TIE SAFETY. or TIE DIsaBLED
STEAMER BROOKLYN.
LONDON. Wednesday, jan Il, lg7l
Anxiety Is felt in Liverpool for the safety Of
tho City 6f Brooklyn who reported TO Lcyo lost the
fans OF her and TO be proceeding I,der sail.
Nothing further las been heard OF her
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12

tive In the highest degree, while tho vadnot could
never command tho capital 10 build ID. and, II con
structed by the city would double tho city debt and in
crease taxation accordingly.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
MILITARY RU.
MISCELLANEOUS CABLE DISPATCHES.

1.-THE Dresden journal says tho Austrian
railway officers refuse to forward goods and cOal wa
tested against this action.
...The British Government has ordered eX-
perinents which III progress to ascertain tle
applicability 10 the guns IN use OF new Jhu oi
gunpowder, claimed to he Of uncommon strength
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
THE TROUBLES IN EUROPE.
STILL ANOTHER PRUssIAN VICTORY

STILL ANOTHER PRUsSlAN VlCIohf'
.,,,. ,,orvcu DEFEATED IN THE VALLEY OF THE
INN .o,,,,--rurrR POSITION CARRIED BY STORM
Tny wrpprR TO BE SUCCEEDED by NAN
rrrrrrr-How TIE FRENCH REfoRT THE
n1rrrr OF vILLERsEXEL AT BoEDEAUN'
LONDON, Wednesday, Jau' H. ISL
70, Won Werdcr advanced yesterday on Nillcr-
,s,d and took the place by Storm The Twentieth
French Corps was engaged and lost two stan omce's
!, other officers, 600 men, and two eagles The
Yreneh attempted to retako the position but failed
The following report of the battle has been pub
Hsbed in Bordeaux:
RorGEMCNT, DEPARTMFNT or DOUhS' Jan %
a hattie was fought north of this place to-day,
ending NJ in the evening with victory for our arms
Nbt nrevonts us from ascertaining the full extent
NJ oar succcss The General commanding bivouacks
IN tle center Of the battlefield, and all the preas-
s,cd positions are occupied h. our troops. We car
Ned Villescxel. which was thokcy to The onemys
ro.ihon. with slouts Of Long live France aud the
Rrruhic''
nis reported tlat Gen. Manteuae will be trans
fr.r,d to tbc command Of tho Prussian Army Of tho
Iolcs. and G,n. Won Coobcn VIII succeed linn at
d., lad oi lhc Army Of the North.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
LEGISLATIVE PROCEEDINGS.
EFNATE Albany. Ian. II,

Bills were troduced-Authorizing the New
York Guaranty Indemnity Company to accept and exc
cute trusts, and to facilitate proofs q lncOrpoa
inc sorrow for the death OF Senator Blood and synpa
ty for his bereaved family. Addresses were "a de by
senators Murphy Parker. Bowen, Kennedy, Pierce, and
several others when the Senate adjourned.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12

GENERAL 'uITiRY INTELLIGENCE.
vIGoEots ruNuAupHEST OF IHE PARIS FORTS
--mF rBlssIkEs TILL PURSUING GEN.
CHAT N-CAErrALpl pErEATED-oPERA-
rOSs OF FAmHEruu's C'vALaY.
Lospos. "Wednesday, Jan. u, 1871.
The bom5arlmtnt Of the fortlca.iois of Paris on
Gle north, east and south sides was yig0 9usly kept
mp all day Tuesday. The French returned q mod
eIate Gp.
The Army Of Gen. dc Chauzy is rotreating at all
points The Germans are in parsuit, and raye
already taken 900 prisoners.
In an engagement on the sth with the Gmi-
ballians at Montbard, in tho Department Of Co!r
Or the Prussians were victorious.
Gen. Faidherbo's cavalry had encounters with tho
PIusaiaus On the Sth and 9th nstants aud met with
some success
The Prussians continued the investment of Giyet,
French town near the Belgian border.
The Bruesels Echo of the 10th says the Belgian
militia have again been summon, = 20 The fron r,
rnd that the s,af officers havo already arrived
point in the neighborhood of Longwy.
English travellers bear testimony to the generous
Treatment accorded to French prisoners CT war III
Germany.
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
DISPATCH FROM KING WILLIAM

A DISPATCH FROM KING WILLIAM.
CAPTURE OF PERONNE-THE DEFEAT OF BoUR-
BAKi.
BERLIN, Wednesday, Jan II, 1871
The Queen has received the following dispatch
from the Royal Headquarters
VERSAILLES, Jan. 10.
Sowing to q snow-stOrm and heavy fog the bonn
tardment is slower to-day.
"Peronne has capitulated with 5000 prisoners.
"Werder defeated BouIbad on the 9th, south Of
Vesoul. He took 500 prisoners"
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
WASHINGTON.

JUE SAN DOMINGO COMMISSIONERS APPOINTED =
NO CHANGE CONTEMPLATED IN THE NAVAL
OFFICE PROJECTS FOR REvIVING COM
MERCE-CONFLICr OF JURISDICTION OVER
THE APPORTl0NMENr BILL - FAREWELL
DINNER TO GEN. sCHENCK.
[BY TELEGRAPH TO THB TRIBUHBl
New-York tribune., 1871-01-12
PRICE FOUR CENTS.
ALBANY.

SENATORIAL RESPECT FOR A nvcr,syp utunpp
AN AMBITIOUS nURPHY-UP-ToWH RAIL
ROAD PRoJECrs-A FRAUDULENT woMks's
RIGHTS PETITION.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27
The

NEW EPTTAPHs.-The following
collection of epitaphs having been
prepared expressly for the Boston
Commercial Bulletin, that journal
cautions all persons against using
them without obtaining consent:
Epitaph for q Liar
In life he lied while he had breath,
And, strange to say, lies StiU in death.
For an Angler-Waiting for a rise.
For 8 Baker-He kneads no more
on earth.
For a Betting Man-"Better off,"
For q Brewer
A weIl-knoVn brewer lieth here,
His ais are DER, he's ION his bier"
For a Waiter-"Only waiting"
For a Doctor-Waiting with pa
tents.
For a Beggar-I asked for bread and
they gave me a stone.
For a Bootblack-With the shining
ones.
For a Potter
ON earth he OF turned eldy 70 deli.
But now he's turned 10 clay himselL.
Fora Razor Grinder-Under ground
For a Dressmaker-"For the FASH
ion of this world passeth away"
For a Musical Director
II beating Time his life was passed,
But time has beaten him at last.
For a Sailor-Anchored.
For an Auctioneer-Gone.
For q NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
For a Barber-Sent AHEAD.
For q Wheelwright-IFred of life
For Observation-Disclosures.
For q Shoemaker
His tOeiohS were ways OF pleasantness
In all LIES dtful dream.
He struck 8 balance with the world,
And then-he kicked the beam.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

The Rev. J. h. x was several
wears since q pastsr of a Methodist
Episcopal Church in Western New
York. During his sermon. on q not
summers Sunday morning.. Bro;
A, one of the official members OF
the church, fell fast asleep. MI;
x suddenly paused, and calico
out "Bro. A., will you please 70
open the window there a little? Phy-
sicians say it is very unhealthy, 10
sleep in a close roOm.n The brother
was awakened and complied.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

"Can you draw at all, young mAn?'
asked Uncle Raphael, of an applicant
for private instruction. 20, yes con-
siderable replied the candidate
TAt ten wears of age I could draw
beer. cider, orr sled up hill; at twelve,
a truck loaded with cabbage; at nIteen
a prize in the lottery; at seventeen, AN
inference, and at twenty c bill OF tx
change. If 1 were an actor, 1 ecKon
/ could draw the largest kind OF q
house; but I'm going to be a teacher,
and shall have to be content with
drawing q salary, the bigger the bet-
terri "WeII, you may draw up a
chair and sit down" said Uncle
| Raphael; 'syou'H do for beginner"
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

The Mcclellan case, in which Mr..
Valandigham lost lis life, came to an
end at Dayton, before Judge Mckemyr
on Sunday afternoon about five O'Clock
The arguments Of counsel and the
charge of the Court were concluded
on Saturday evening at 4:3O. On suns
day evening, at five O'Clock, a verdict
of murder in the second degree was
brought in against Mcclellan.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

Old lady enters adentist's office in
Norwich, Conn.,, and, examining a
set of teeth, inquiries, "ean a body eat
with these things?'' my dear mad,
am, m~astication can be performed
with q facility scarcely equaled by ma
ture herself" responded the DOCTOR
ayes, 1 know, but can a body eat with
them?n
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

A remarkable, and probably UMPIRE
cedented, instance of rapid travelling
between San Francisco and Liver
pooI has lust occurred. On the after
noon OF the I'd ult. a gentleman left
the first named place by the Union
Pacific Railway, arrived at New York
on the 9th, just in time 10 COON board
the steamer Wisconsin, and made the
passage IN her to Liverpool, which
port was safely reached on the 18th,
the entire trip by rail and steamer
thus occupying only seventeen days.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

How they do things in Hartford =
A pretty woman goes into a dental
office with her husband to have a tooth
extracted, and takes gas. After the
tooth is out, aud she is coming out OF
the effects of the gas, she throws both
arms around the dentists neck, and
exclaims : "Oh you dear young man;
if 1 wasn't married I'd marry you"
Husband enjoys the tableau and SO
does the dentist.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

Do whatever there is to be done
without questioning and without cal
cuIation. Make progress in things
moral. If need be, utter stammerlng
words. Would you s)nsole the
troubled if you only had a ready
tongue? Take the tongue that you
have. Ring the bell that hangs In
your steeple, if you can do no better.
Do as well as you can. That Is all
that God requires of you.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

A man that will not work just where
he is. with Just what he has, and for
the love of God and the love of man,
will not work anywhere in such a
way as to make his work valuable
Re9eheT-
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27

Saratoga girls organized an Anti
kissing Society, but fifteen out OF
twentysthree members were fined the
first week.
Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-09-27
Hair IeweIry Mandatory.

Miss s. E. GORDON, respectful
mi " tha she still continues
the business OF manufacturing all kinds OF
Hair Jewelry. Watch Chains, Pins Ear
rings. &C.. made to order on the shortest
Sine n at living rates. SWie6. Ours,
Braida. Of all descriptions and colorS. con-
stanfy kent on hand. Rooms -. Skn9s
nev Uodk, Main St., Warren, O1le
Mar. q. ISL. :. F. GORDON.