The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1871-07-17
Facts md Fancies.!

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A man in tile 'crte piace-an edltor'
Maids of honor-Those who do not iilt
suitors.
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coolers 80
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rated extra hazardous IN memphis
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Apostmaster by the name oi iS 9So1aie %W
when he Is III u hurry signs h'iiSe'i @>A'
The reason that carpenter is seldom
so handsome Us another man is because
he Is dedL.piriaer.
Happiness is n perfume that one cannot
shed over another without n few drops
falling on ones self. 90
The way to command respect and
plenty of room in crowd-Carry pot
Of paint in each hand.
WHY il mn elephant the most sagacious
NJ travellers ? Because he never takes
his ewes of his trunk.
The reason wby editors have their
monnofs snoiled Il because they receive
40 many evil communications.
Tro now moson;c tomplo In philadel-
nb;a Il going mn rapidly. II will cost,
when convicted. about / 100000.
A NJ Wi, man notos Ana income
NeE W., lS dress;ng % salads and nrenSr;ne
ihe t9bles for private dinner parties.
n.
The penalty oil selling pr1ze paekage
Of any KIND Ito 70 a minor IN oonnecaca'
M II u i'ie Vi 'i'o vi ''N A'0'''' ''o"
meh'' -. NJ
1t mas been dlsSoyeisu l,o Si.a, sna' ,,,c1,s NeS
Hampshire has ,a4O iloweling a pi"hIn ~,
ana 20 4io Oh 'nc ''"ef of"'f-n "i
i'oov' -. -,
White Kid gloves are no longer worn
with full evening dress, the pfe.erehee y.
being gwen 10 mVehaer' heh' ei"' Vi
yenoM. A.,
A wyoming woman complains tha1
hundreds oil her sex IN tnat terrlt9ry re-
fuse to vote unless coaNed ny good-iooK-
ing men
The enterprising thieves 81 Council
Bl'lils steal oil the oedei9thes on married
people bJ putting hooked SicHs III NJ
the windows
"Johnny, what do you expect to do
for living when you get to be man 2
"Well, | reckon In get married anu
board with my wlies m"tner.
A private in the army recently sent u
letter to his sweetheart closing with,
"NIay heaven cherish and keep you IRON
yours truly John Smith,
A squire in Indianapolis married married "a a
couple Inst week, adapting .ne seryico s,I I.''' 70
modern times by prononneing tnem man
and vile, until separated ny law'
The Indiana Legislature reduced the
allowance per square" for legal adver-
tisements, which one ingenious paper
gets around by reducing its square" to
three Lines,
A shopkeeper having advertised his
stock to be sold under prime cost, a
ncighbor observed that 1t was impossible
for him TO do so, as he Ind never paid
anything for IL himself
As / grow older. / become more leni-
ent to t6e sins Of frail humanity. The
man who loualy denopnees another
always suspect. a nght.tmnnng man
knows too much Of crime 70 denonnce
iellow-creatslre unheard'-6oeMe'
Gluttony Is the source OF all our in
firmitieS, and the fountain Of all our dis