New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-11-19

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| IAN chosen hes,ties1 nnsmherSd NAV score.
| When on he wanted for the uiSht's emhrsces
And threw hid scsrf riDon lis sweet seiection. -
Whose pride nj happiness had NO Allow.
The rest were plunged into . deep detection:
All Jealous II their sisters coming Joy. ~ ~
So can Mormon 20 among lis treasures y" 30
Connnbial ones ! mean, and look u ound; q .
| The ole best suited to his lOrdship's pleasures
He "tips the winkv-her bosom wildly futters:
IT'S half exposed-s most entrancing sight;
| With face al glowing. to hersen she mutSers
Tim his intended tor the coming night" -
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But, can man With many wives feel cheerfnli
| Dare he to venture mid the ravenOus thIong?
Stood We into his shoes, we should feel fearful
Might gather round u.s. in their passion frantic,
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| This would be curious, and quite romantic
| But pray excuse u.s. We lad rather not
| Still it's refreshing, when man 10 sated ar.
With q lean beauty, angular and fiat,
Who weighs two hundred and 10 rather fat.
| Like mountains, tipped BY ROXY beams above;
There's some excitement. boys, in thus selecting
The future fountains Of maternal love.
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Phew! isn't there sense Of suffocation
But there's . strange and magic fascnaaion
| In big wOmsn's vast, luxurious form.
| We must approach her with respect and caution
| We dOte upon lady Of proportion "a
On this cOndition-that she isn't Dutch.
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With one wife masculine another tender
third most cOrpulent fourth one lean:
Some With vast limbs, and Others rather slender.
Avoiding ali extremes. We hate excuses.
And love medium in q woman's sizt;
ar foo mucb limitation In her ewes
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We like not busts 90 monstrous in proportion
They scare . husband from his wifes embrace;
We like not things immense into distortion,
DESTROYING all idea of female grace.
We dote upou 1.-THE and agile creature
With plump and active beauty richly blessed,
And not too delicate to bs ea1essed.j
friend of ours once went to Salt Lake CITY.
To see how NormOns passed their welded lives
The elders thinking it mortal pity
Came aocki"r to the stranSer from ali quarter.
And he received them like a perfect briik"
Because they all brought samples of their
daughters,
''''' 'Ae seA''e '~' ''sA' one A' p''>
Vow there were madeus of all STYLES Assorted
Including very MANY nrpftv virls-
Some bosvms Of yOluntuous o1flinea sported
While others showed wealth Of raven curis
Some had white shouldels-other oaes were
Eome skins of soft and dazzling cIearpess had
But each desired husband very bad
One mild bene VIOLENT Old Mormon brother
Brought all his wives to give our friend q lift"
Young chan offered his blind tOOthless mother
A host of crippled ladies came on crulches
With kindly offers his dull lite to bless,
He wisled them we'll, but couldn't stand the
press
After brief and sharp examination f
Among the blooming ones, he made his choice,
Selecting those who had some ANIMATION
Such ~ might make husbands heart rejoice.
whose ace quite matroniv might tame the brood
Their swelling breasts and glowing cheeks attested
But most of them were damsels young and gush-
ing
Rampant and furious beyond all control
Their wild eyes sparkling and their faces blushng
With burning thoughts that giowed within each
soul.
As at our handsome friend they all stood glaring-
whisper round the circle quickly ran,
ri have him first-he's such charming man."
Oh. there were painting orbs on exhibition,
And many an ankle exquistely trim;
While maids assume mighty free position.
Displaying portions of a gorgeous limb.
The strangers heart against his RIBS WAS knocking
1t 'tickled him to death" and pleased him we'll
To see richly filled up silken stocking