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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1871-03-10

An APPARENTLY preeoDeerted effort nas been
made today to bring public opinion 10 bear q =
tie senate In behalf OF Mr.. Sumner, and dis-
patches have been forwarded from varioD.
quarters. giving the opinions Of certain repuh.
hesn papers eensuripg the caucus action. T,
was to expected that Mr.. Summers home organ
at Boston would sustain him. and that anna
ssmi-republiean papers that have heretofore
opposed the Presidents policy should do the
same, but We take it that the bulk of the renuh-
liean press will be found taking the pos,tion
expressed BY the Cincinnati Gasetse. below
lit has been determined, According IN o,-
ashln gton dspatcb, to remove Mr. Sumn.r
ffom the ehslrmaDship OF the Senate Comrnit
tee on Foreign Relations, and TO apuo.nt Mr.
Morton In ho place. The position il one for
which hr. sumDer IL especially fltetY hofh h,
educstlon and experience. But the nIara y
sso one that 10 10 desirable should he fiIied -.
man Who u IN sympathy with the admlnisfra tion
such man it 10 notorious Sc nator So inner he =
he = reI orted 70 enjoy the confidsncs of ne,thsr
the President nor the republicans in Conyress
Ihe question arises whether the foreign foiicy
OF the government Is to be under the eonfrni II
the President or . Senator Who il actiyeIv d.
agreeing with him The decision II that n rhe
administration IL held responsible for the zen.
.rAl course Of the goverpmens vi,h rasn. sen n.
fefeiSn powers, IL should have It's own RAM
sentative st the head OF the foreign commits
The matter OF the change seems TO ms OF leo.
Inherent importance than the talk it will oivs
rise TO Gill lead many 70 believe. Excited s.,ii-
ucians may tnd In IL large material for scandal
and gossip, but the welfare OF the partr Ia not
much concerned"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1871-03-10

E01 RlHT.A asstesbIe end eoomodious
term. and IaEtisulars Inquire q SSf FsnnEiysnS
oyenoos sS fE.FEs BEt-ft = ooQ-0
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1871-03-10
TIE WILLY srAs for thi. v..s 90

Large type isn't necessary In sdyerti.ino
Blind folks don't read newspaper
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1871-03-10
BOARDING..

kOABDiNC-Singe gsntieme desiring Home
ID coed BOARD and pleasant ROOMS oeSma
IeptIy CURING the summer, Ia private family, AL
dress n. B.. City Post Once. ms,sts
ELlGIBLE AND COMFORTABLE ROOMS,
can be hnd at No. l2l3 I street on ressoassIe
terms Also, Table Boarders accommodated feat
L FRONT kOOMe, to be had on reaxsnahis
terms ct 1991, cor Pennsylvaaia avenue and IStb
street. GOOD location Hsd accessible. mh8 "
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1871-06-23
tut tUF JaspFr C6HfIl
From Ireland.

FRIEND DOASE: Sir saw in your last
paper that you and one Of our citizens
nave got into muss about = wedding
supper that recently came Of in your
own and its rumorcd that the indig-
han' FELLOW actually drove You from
your sahcfnn. and that you took shelter
;" your wife's department to keep from
"e'ns contaminated with bad whisky.
Al such j. the case would advise you 10
move your Office to our town and seek
I'o'cction under the administration OF
Governor Watson.
). ms same groom that you have 80 in
"ignantly insulted hns been holding The
"'acns Of ireland under martial law
W 'ae last month or two; and is now
"'S'ng arrangements to set up doggcry
Imposing the liquor traffic 10 be a legi-
innate business in this town. but I guess
"cwll' fluid it an uphill business about
'0'y court ;cqnally as much so as pawn
,:S another mans buggy for his liquor
"il'' More Anon. Op,rxr
Ireland, June aoth, 1871.
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BULLS
SARSAPARILLA!

ST.. Loris, April 10.
Ia. ions ErL,.--Dear Sir Knowing the efficiency a
your Sarsapsi!a. and the healing and beneficial quail
ties II possesses. send you the following statement 81
NV
was wounded about two years aro-was taken pris-
"ner and confined for sx months Being moved 20 Of.
ten. my wounds have not healed yet. have not sal w
a mcment sinre was wounded. am shot through the
hips Ny gene vi health is impaired, and need some.
thing to assist nature. have more faith In your Sar.
sapariils than anything else. wish that TO be- gcnu-
inc. Please express half dozen bottles end obiige
CsrTAiS G. r. JOHNSON.
8. Mr.. johnson was the son Of skillful surgeon.
His mother recommended TO her friends, and for
years used Sarsaparilla with perfect success In
Scrotrs ami is rsores Mrs. johnson states that the
effected We're almost miraculous Read my Jour.
nal for eAt"ned information and advice IN your Gaze
Ny Journal e"n aims certificates Of eminent persons
ministers and medical men-mcn who known here In
this community Tor integrity and vcracity. have re-
cent?, received most remarkable certificate from an
eminent gentle nan Of Louisville. JOHN Bull.
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B U L l. S
w Orm Destroyer
EXTRACT OF A LETTER FROM GEORGIA.

EXTRACT OF LETTER FROM GEORGIA.
vhLAScw, wALxER Co., Ga. I
June 10
Ds. ions RrLL--Dear Sir: have recently given your
wor,n Destroyer several trials aud find u wondc fully
ecscious II has failed in single instance to have
the wished Tor effect an doing pretty large couRtry
practice and have daily for article Of the kind
am, sir. most respectfully,
JULIUS P.CLEMENT. ID
y. $. So unqualified and numerous the testisuc-
mails IN favor of my Worm Destroyer that newspaper
space IL entirely too small to tell its merits.
Il Is an infallhle remedy for Worms. Try Il and he
convinced Sc. my Journal for more full description
JOHN BULL.
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Helmtold- fsrac, nrehu l. rlr-.,ic ard i.l.., PC
~! iig ana cures all disrsses arising IRON habits o
d.ssatitn. and .>ces..s and fnarud-rs.> IN t:fe IN
Iriii's az ih. blood. etc. sgpcTs.Eg capsiia in IL
fec'ions fer which Is used and syrhiisic Affections
~ 'hrss diseases used in connection with H.i,uhci.'
wa.b.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar TO Ladies' the Exrsc. I'm
Gnu Is unet nailed by any other re,nedyss in chIcro
SIS or retention irrerolariy rsnlness suppression
Of customary excavations liberated or sshru. state
the uterus leucorrhes whites stsrlity and for ali
complaints incident to the Sex. whether arising frar'
ndiscreon habits Of dissipation II is rrrsrrii.ed
extensively by the most eminent physcians and mid.
wives Ter enf~ehled and delicate const a. both
sexes and all ages a,ended with any Of the above Dis
eases or symptoms,
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HENRY I. HELMBOLD'S IMPROv
ED ROSE WASH

cannot he surpassed as FACE WASH. and viii -
found the specific remedy in every sler~s .tusn.cus
Affection u speedily sr idicsies Pnnes. Spots Scor-
butte uyness- lnnrasiors - the Cnisneaus Membrane
etc. dipeis kefn.ss aud Inciri-nf Inisr aen His.-
Rash. Moth Patches Dryness ~ Scalp skin rrass
Mites an! all purposes for which Sslve- 0ih,rrcn-s
are used; restores the ski. to state Of parity ard
so'fncss: and ENSURES continued healthy action to the
tissue Of It's vessels on which depends the areeab.
r'esrness and yivaciy % complexion so much sought
ana admired Eui however valuable q remedy for
existing defects cf the skim ". Ii~irnbcids Rose
wash has long sustained Its principal claim r-aoun-
-u patronage ny possessing qualities which render il
t.ur ArrsSpscr 81 the most S-pcriatise AMI cnnrcn.
is character combirny In an -l-ysn, formula those
prominent requisites. SssrTv and in,
able accomrli >h'cnfs If Its Pr-ss, afi,- I'd
scfrc>hcr 81 tho Complexion. Its an excellent I,si~n
FOR diseases ~ SyphiIitic Nature and an irr,i
'.r Diseases 81 the Urinary Organs. srising from has
oI nisNpsti"n used in connection with IN fyTRAs Is
3ttht. SARSAPARtLlA. and cATAw3A GRAPE
FILLS IN sa-h diseases as recommends |, esnlo; be
surpassed.
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ne.ng prsr,rei expressly fer III. ahcs. c,rri,inis
its Rlood purifying properties gr-s'er Than an;
o'hc- propagation 81 Sars a;,rrs. !, give. III,
complexion clear and healthy color s.d r.s;..,.
the patient 10 ssla. ~ health and purity. .r rrr:f
ing the blood. removing all chronic con-'i,u,i.nai dis
srising from impure o. the ti,oi sd h
ONLY reliable and eE-ctua known remedy for tie
Of pains and swelling Of the bones. Cic.rsi.cs o< b,
Throat aud Legs. blofehes. Pinples the Face FRY
sircas aud all scay eruptions Of the sk.n. sai besu
ing the coni.l -xi.n.
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Henry T. Helmbo Genuine Preca:
atoms.

Delivered - any address. Secure frasr nhs.-r,.i,
Established upward ~ Twenty Years Sold h, Dr,,
ris's everywhere. Address letter. fr iaen-,,
ronfiencs to HENRY 7. HELNEOfn bsarss, srs
Chemist. 80
oniy Ucr"i~ u. T. Hc'm'ods i,-ry Che MI, n w.-r
house. No !"a Roadway. New fort or H. N mr. n
",'Fs N~iicsl Depot. foi South Tenth s,r.at mil.
A.inliia. Us. 1855
g-~ ,rr ~ Nr.~.rt-f IL .us i,rxnyr ,s,, :,
''''ti' :. : ~ =" viHtr f.s 7. - T.
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M
HENRY r. HElMBOLDs
cnso:.sTs ~Irp
FLUID EXTRACT BCCIiC,
THE GREAT DIuEETiC.

hes cured every If Diabetes in which i; hes bee,
given irriia'isn If the Neck IL The ladeT ard inf
nation Of the Kidneys. liberation ri the Kidneys az,
BLADDER retention Of Urine. diseases Of prostate gland
stone in the bladder calculus gravel hrickdus' &c COS;
and mucns or milky discharges. and for enfe'l-S
delicate institutions Of both attended with h
following symptoms: indspositon {" eSer;ion. less q
power. loss of memory officially Of breathing. wal
nerves. trembling h"rroysnf disesse w.kef.inr- din
ness Of vision. pain in the back h.; hands flashing
the body dryirss "f the skin. erup.!nn Of ,he face
p"iiid COUNT universal iassiiuds Of the muse, s
system. etc.
tsed by persons from the ages 81 eighteen .wen,
hve and from thirty i've to lift. -G,~ ir the icciin,
or rhinse Of fe sf'er confinement ix,.r psins 81
we...n; in children.
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Fun and explicit directions scccmrsn. she siicir-s
Evidence Of the nsf responsible and reliable
inrrshe on application with hund I'D. of hnnss.ss
81 living Witnesses and upward NJ 70 unsols:, ID
certificates and recommendstcry letters man- Of which
are from 'Sr highest sources. including eminent phye-
cfans Cicrgvmen Statesmen. etc. The proprietor AZ
never rcsorted n their publication In the
he does not 10 this from the that his articles
prd up by certificates. 80
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n. 7. nrLNBoBoID's EXTRACT RrcHr
CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM INPRrDESCEs
HABTTs or DISSIPATION. ETC.
In all their stages At little expense little or no chang
IN def no Inconvenience and no exposure. II causes
frequent desire and gives strength to Urnae there
by removing distinctions. Pre-, eating and Curing Src.
lures 81 the urefhra. Aliaying Pains and InHanms
Poisonous matter.
Thousands Who have been the victims Of incompcsen.
persons and VII" have paid heavy fees be cured in
that the poison" has by the Of powerful as,ri,-
genfs. hecn dried up in the system 10 brcsk out in
more aggravated form. and perhaps after Marriage
Use RELNROLrS EXTRA r MCHU fo- all Alec
tons and Diseases Of the Urinary Organs whether ex-
istng In Male or Female. from whatever cause virginia
ing AMI No matter of how long standing rrise orc
dollsr and Gfey cents per bottle.
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These Pills ,hc rnsi delightfully."- p'ssssn' yrrra.
live snrerrsednr easter oil sslrs. nsgneEia. etc.
There Il nothing more acceptable {" the stomach. 7hey
give tone. and neither srping paine.
They composed Of the finest ingredients. After a
few day Of them, such ingnrsson cf tire entire
system takes place 70 appear nracu.ons 10 the esk
and ener,s~d. whether rris:ng from iriprnscnc~ or
disease. ". T. I-iinboid's Compound Filii Extract
fsaw hs Grape Pills not coated from the fact
that coated Pills do not dissolve. hut pass h.g
the stomach without dissols ing consequently 60
prolue. the desired effect. The cATAwEA GRAFT
FILLS being plssssndi in taste and eior do ncc~s
state their being cd Price fiy cen.s PEE
box.
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Lounges,
and aiarve nssorment ~ chairs 81 the host styles NJ
respectful, invi,rs those desrnc ANYTHING n hi, linz
- cali and "xamin~ his stock before prrrhs.;nv ie
where a. he ,srnnid~n he ns,se Them al his new
.,,rri .horNs.
:rs,-ii.r ~ i~s. j,t-pu ,tty.
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~ blackbcrrics have been brought
!, =, own this week in large quantities.
~ ~ cent> 4 gallon.
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irI So>r rssEfrri YET f>>oCsSr, NA.yYADtx
II j. not Necessary TO take haEIrG Of these Til. 10
rros.g,s the IL sired elect ~ them act auirkl arA
pom sTfully. cleansing the Liver S..r-ch and Isu.s
II al, impurities The principal grc.+It i. rose,v
lin, OF the Alcoholic Lsrsct .T Ipr.rsis. which tv
marry times ,,"re Powerful Acting sni Searching
the AsrifaAv itsr lee p.cui,r s.rc;s 4 VI IN the
Liver c-snirs IL speedily from all ehstrucsicns Min
al the power II Mercury lr-~ fs.u the nicr.ue
resnit- attached 10 the use G: that ,s.ssrYaf.
Tcr ssiisrsr-s IL shich the 81 ~sLar,sr IL u.
Dictated these OILS viii rive .a.ir- sss-sac,tn il every
ease Ta,y never fail.
n Gases of Liver Complaint. D.s psia. ard ~Atrs
Cssisssn-ss. ir. uorrsnd Gvts.a Ei.rers az II rIS
shasiit b, rs.d il. cUncin witu the ls'ls 1k. ,.uc
effects 81 tbs Eti-rs f.-c Iris up The system h,
i.i'.r> " scrir prrihc> the e.sd. strengthens tho
rrYr- ress.t.s The Liver and s,es strength. sner.s,
nv. sixrT
Keep .rur F-ws's sew. win - Pills sns tore Nm
the sysie'a with k.tsrs I.Hc, al. ease esd
retain it, hnl.i. or ever 5sssi yvu.
Th medic mes sii ty all druggists sns dealers
In rstisrcs -scry<h here.
R.ruil.ct tss IL IL ia slccS Cra~ ~ Re Sgn,v~
ihss rriv.rsay u<c. sr isghly rsesr m ~NSes
and ~ not sov the HLSzisi :. i,drre 500 - tai
.n hing else ;asi Ia ,ss -. !. !us' xssi l-essse
he mss-s larger profit -n H. Thee k.m~,ke. viii Ne
,sas b EAYr--> to sns lncsty. s..c Aprsf.s h shs
TRIM IPAI OFFICE. NJ the GgsNAx VI pfrrAs En- -
a. TEL spsr rr
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,;v;a' a family By the name of Exalinc.
inc iS ~ dwell, were poisoned by cat
eg.s r.,uce on which had been deposited
imms o' tnc potato hug. DR.. Moore was
,mfl"u,.a summoned. and relieved
o'hs' and they arc now doing well.
Petersburg Press.
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llUCHC Is A STiMrLANr. and Of itself may fail (,
bined with Bromide al Potassium and other ingredients
produces asedativc effect and causes healthy action
thus increasing the powers Ut digestion. slayng rriis
ton. reducing all unnatural sw engs. stopping pain
nfiamafion and causing the repair. and nuirnents il
the human body be greater than .ie wastes thus pre-
ment health and vigor 10 the system.
Ny BUCIiU is good for all diseases arisng from ex
sach as weakness and Pain in the Eack and Legs
Trembling in the region Of the Heart. Weak Nerves
Psllid Copnicnancs, lryness II the Skin. Scrofuis
Syphilis in its many forms. Ulcers, and Tumors.
toms and diseases. relief u hand. Gr; bottle of
uchu rnd bromide OF Pofassi ut once aud you ma,
rely on being cured.
l know just what say. Ny record ~ a Corpoundei
OF Medicine is second 10 no man In the Southwest.
Twenty i've thirty ago. as my fellow ctiyens
In the city in which DIV ell have cured more PEG.
pie OF various than all the PHI sican in Louis
vile put together Undoubtedly, for every single pa
ien that any Louisville physician has have hundred
ar no upstart II yesterday. My Medicines are u sue
cess-a great Louisville is not large enou gh fcr
Patent Medicine Trade here. One aud another has tried
by copyng after here Ia Lc uisvilIe 20 compete with
hut after another their guns have been silenccd
and their efforts have heen shortre
My Medicines are good and answer Oh. purpose-tha.
IL the secret Of my success. My reputation "A ccm-
FOUNDER of COOL reliable articles Is fully established
believe my Buchu and Bromide 81 Potassium IL the
best article in the market for the IL all deas-
rs Of the urinary or gento urinary organs. such 81
Nocturnal Inccn:insnce irrtxbiy Of the bladder and
Crehra, inflammation 81 the Pevs VI the kidney and all
hat class of diseases.
Buy dollar bottle and be cured Use per directions
in all eaAes. JOHN Bull, NJ. -.
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CHAS. ~. EVANS, Proprietor.
Formerly &. NJ. JACKSUN& GO,

Ih--r Remedies are For Sal. by D-uggiNs Ssreks.p
ere md Medicine Dealers every vher. shrcns the
inies states. danajas. Soaih America. ami shs WEE,
ihsicN f.h. ". 's,-,~
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CONDITIONS AND TERMS FOR PAR.
TICIPATING IN THE ABOVE.

Every subscriber who RENTS - for years snbscrlp
tion. 10 the WEEKLY ESortRsR viii hs participant, In
the dis: rihrtor OF the above Premiums.
ANY club agent sending ten names and $50 will DC
entitled 70 free copy Of the paper and receipt, and his
name re yistered participant fer premium. rs also
each nsrhsr ~ his club making II vercipe for go Oc
IN forming clubs Il not Necessary to have all the
papers sent 10 Pos Office.
tircrlers Snecisnca copies Posters Ac. with full in
formation regarding premiums. scrt free
Address fARAN ) MCLEAN. Publishers.
Nay 36..+t. Cincinnati. Ohio.
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'hou ~carest the gift Of victory,

- ''u'"P" IN my hafr;
=. ~ marvel " fair maideuhood."
"ns Vegetable Ambrosia produces
"' sift Of victory a profusion Of hair,
,'cansing the scalp Of all impurities
~ giving It a healthy tone, so that the
e'""as act with wonderful vigor. Try Il.
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HENRY 7. UELMDCLD';
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
FLUID EXTRACT SkHShPkklllA

Will radically eSerrnnafe from the Scrc.. Ia
Syphilis, Fever Sores. ri.rs Sore Fy.s Sore Legs
Sore Month Sore Hesd. bronchitis. Skr Isseas~- Sal
kheuin. Canksrs Eurnings from the Err White Sw.l
ings. Tumors. Canc~rous Affections. nodes. Rici. .;s
Gisiiuisr Swe'lings. Night sw~s,s Rssh letter I.r
,nors ~ al! Kinds. Chronic rheumatism. Dysp~psia
and ali diseases that have been esstis-d ia The
for years.
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HENRY 7. HELMBOiU'S
COMPOUND FLUID
Extrat Cata wba
GRAPE PILLS.

Component Psrts-Fluid Extract Ehatarh aud Iiu:i
Extract Caiswha Grape Jaiss.
FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS. IAs NDicr, BILIOUS
AFFECTION SICK OR NERVOUS hrADAs Al
CosTtvESEsS. Ere rCH.Ly VEGETABLE. COS.
TANNING 40 MERCURY, MINERALS or DfLsTk-
klVuS DRCuS.
iii
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"BON TON" Prize Collar, 2Jc.
"Olpcra House. Prize Collar. H(pc.
l~Nn EiN r.nis'r. Ten i'riy. tciiars srd nsrs
~ rfrrf;. brsI.ss .i.,-.h th.m q, ,ear III
ssiar.'. 10; ~ r-ie. st. jNwFS GafGS& CO.
\. rti.s-slr5 - NAV street. riuc'nAsa 2.
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THE ed Justly claims
l. for superiority overall rridi.r ~v.r.f.r to the
public for the CERTAIN AND cure OF Aguc
and Fever, Chlls and Fever whether 81 sh,rt or long
ssndng lie refers TO the entire Western snd Suou,h
western country TO hear him testimony the truth ~
The assertion that in whatever IN fail rare
II the directions strictly followed ont In great
many cases single dose has been sufficient for cure
and whole families have been cured iy single bottle.
with perfect restoration Of the general brph II i
however prudent and in every cerair cure.
its e. continued In smaller doses fer week or ~
after the disease has been check ed especial, dit
hcut aud long standing Usually. this medicine.
will not require aid Ia keep thrlw - in good order
-houId the patient. however, require csibsrtic n~d
cine. after hspg taken three doses II the Tonic
= single dos. Of BGl.LS VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS
viii he sufficient.
The Van Buren press., 1871-02-07
.l1IRuts Is ydi1sorIngs.
An Old Story in Rhyme.
A country eurats;; visiting bis dock,

AN OIu otory III SsHS mt
A country curate, visiting his dock,
At old Rebecea' eottavcsrsve kuvek;
Good morrow aamct mean not any libel,
lnt in Spnr dwelling have sou-s soi a b,ble?' ss
- 80 \ ,BrjIe, sr,,.' eAelained She, in rage
Htre, lsney. haste, aud run upstairs, my dear,
lis in the draw; be quick. and bring i here -
The girl retursed with Bible in nlinpte: a..
Not dreemingf for moment what was in it;
When. letiou otss se It n parior door;
A pair of spestaeles toll upon the foor,
Amaped. til. dame was FOR moment dumb.
Apathen eNslaimsd - Oh. sir I'm Glad you've
come,
'Tis six mon ths since these speetaeles were lost.
And have missed them to my eyes cost.
Thsn s~the glasses to her nose she raised,
She cLoskp the Bible saying, God be prnised!'
The Van Buren press., 1871-02-07
"InCalifotnia = reads true stor,

"InCalifornia reads true story,
goikg to show that virtue is its own re-
ward, "when the diggings were paying
we'll, signor biitz Visited q gulch. and be-
NseA large audience exhibited his lcgerdc.
main. During the, performance he took
out his handkerchief. threw it into the air
anApaaght it agsin. when he took TWEEN
.y-dollar piece pnt Of it. asking the boys
II they coul 90 that Old Pete, "for,y-
hintr." Who had never changed his m D.
inQsb4t since he came into the diggings
Immediately went upon the platform, took
Off his shirt, sad dipped the sleeve Of it into
4 bucket Of water, held il up aud wrung out
SBy 30 In gold dust. including fifterp
pox3s Aof ,snbsoil Blitz took the next
Snnlo Train ~
The Van Buren press., 1871-02-07

~ tJJi'tt ~ ! Fflll- y .'aifsiNN -Eff4tAhF
si4.-- A,fellow having spite against 4
ssdssge.naker. rushed into his ship when
crowded with customers, threw large dos a
cat .upOp tbcl counter, and said "that
msssr aiasscsn we'll settle when you are
not 20 busy" and made his exit. lie was
Of course follo,ssd BY the sausage amateurs
etrsys ysAandsd.a Is romiga.-n aaa A.
The Van Buren press., 1871-02-07
New Goods.
I1ouOrs.

wv c. BOSTICK 4 co. keep the be-
" Liquors Ia Van Buren,.
The Van Buren press., 1871-02-07

@s.hAays otler%d lghsly,..,s as the
masecspd when he married a. widow
Weighing three hundred ponnds.
The Van Buren press., 1871-02-07

s.- Horace Gresloy's little boy. who at
teads an uptown school, will tell I Q
truth any way you can fix him, II Q
ether day the teacher spelled out the word
',g-r s.c-e, and asked the young man to
pronounce it. He gave it mp, when the
teacher, 10 refresh his memory, asked him:
What did your father say this morning
before eating breakfast ?? The boy though,
a uiaa,c, and finally said; PA said
d---m these eggs, they're rotten