Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-03-25
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Tie father Is Engaged ,h farming
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rtha visited the family w,r Eruei-
we'd in the m0sI hO.lllal''e H.ai'nrr,
and resalsi with cnrU ,ii.ad 2rFtei
up an shingles The Thah's namU
i Plnmmer, sni Il is hls hslieT that
fhis daughter d0rs nul quit grew,
Ing, their splierr NJ nsefilEe'S sili
eventually be found u lle In tho
diTee,inh u the show baslhsAs.--
How il lha, faT higli'
4 man s,0Tping hi' tsTtF, rTd.6
O. the editor a. ! ,hlnii iolkA ollent
to spend their mdrny FER pawper
mi lsila diLl"nt Fnl rVVerybliy
sol he was the in,olliscnlesl nian
ia the country anl hNl tle sn'sri
teTest family 0f hniE that ever dug,
gel spuds" Skules mIsl have
bsen skercs fbodt lhcn ar r'ar,s,
4 Trnnc'ace heFd bases hi, ref
tla.lou an having eaten ilitucn dor,
sn and one oysters n. II s'lllng--
Disgusting beast lie Gaght tu hava
beet gfidirGnud afterwards,
The BlshoE nf London has Gdmll-
ted Miss Z, Hart 10 lilo ollloo uf u
deacnncss In the Church oi England,
arid has appointed lcr visitor nj
tho distflct parish or ST. Gabriel.
filnlico, London. Good judgriOnt
on the part of his lordship.
Il is stated ,ha, hundreds Of acrc.
Of pnpickcd cotton OF the finest
duality il lying on the bark, Of the
Mississippi, below Memphis, whitc
fof the Iafvest waiting fer harvest.
crs. Those <c raised Il lave not
tho f1rco to pick it. aud aro fro.
qnertly otfcring three fourths OF
the crop to pitkers.
There is u moral taught BY tho
following conversation, which needs
TO b; learned by many fthers,-
Said Il littlc iour.ycar.old; /" No
ther, father won't loo in heaven with
~. will hep Why, my childy'-
" Because lie cant lcavc the store"
look to it, fathers!
Massachusetts, sends moro orders
to New York for counterfeit money
than any other State IN the Union.
Can it be wondered ft, WHEN such
creatures as The Beast. and other
off.scourings hail from that holy
land.
A terrific Httricane PASSED dvcf
East st. Louis, on the 9Th inst dcs-
troying PROPERTY Of gredt value. a
thirty ton 0ngine with train Of cars
was blown from the track, causing
the lUss Of several lives. Scarcely
u Building or tree was left standing
in tie track Of tile tornado.
Major Longley, late editor of the
Austin Republican, IA Being propi'
tiated with small ralions Of chirion
pie. IIe has been appointed State
agent Of convict labor. Poor Long
ley; he has bocn nibhling fjr some
tine and has at last got tho popes
nose
illinois must bear off tic palm
for virtue. A salonh Keeper in that
State Keeps temperance pledge
behind the bar and does his best %
induce bad pay customers to sign il:
That wotId be II good idea, Doc,
carried ont in Dallas.
Gen. Reynolds lius beer 5rdcred
to return without delay to Ills head
quarters, as coriimander of the De-
partment of Texas. Old Joe WAS
wcefnlly "so!d' in that cloctionjob.
At room No. 175 in tho St. Charles
Hotel, at New Orleans, Din Sunday,
the 5tn inst, Lott;l, the actress, was
formally baptized by the Rev, Mr.
Leacocke; of tile Protestant Npisco-
pal Church in tie prcserts of many
relatives and friends. Tic little
burlcsqde artistic received the name
of Mignonne Lolita Crahtree.
GEORGE Cruilsshatik, the artist,
has written u letter, in which he
claims that the story Of "Cliver
Twist" was entirely his Eittn idea
and suggestion. and that lie origin
ated all the cliaracters in that work.
As Mr.. Cruikshank did hot see fit
to assert these tla!itis during tho
lifetime of Dickens, peri APPS II would
have been ddite us well If he had
neglected I'd do s6 at all. And in
THAT we fully ngFee.
GAIL HAAiLToN sats one tah ID
daughter, sister, friend, without
impeachment Of ones sagacity or
integrity, but it is u dreadful
indorseihent of Il man to marry MIN:
ANtw garter is herdlded. 1t is
q heavy, round, elastic chain, much
the style of tile heavy gold chains
UPON which l5ckets are worn, and
has Il hcdk and eve to 1t. The hook
is pdrddudbIe; but the eye Is very
reprehensib!e.
Texas cattle are one OF the chief
sbhrccs Of prosperity TO Karisas.-
The cattle and beofpacking Interests
of that State are reaching an extent
tfiily astonishing. Some of the
packing huuscs give Subsistence to
i've hundred families. a slhgle
bulk in that State lias handled ~
much as s7.0OO,000 in one seasoh
of the money employed in the cat
tic trade.
4 young man IN Portland saw n
LADY across the Wsy shaking s5me
apple parings out Of tapkih- aud
mistook il for handkerchief sig-
nal. Ho called, and was kicked
downstairs. Servc1 Min right for
beng 50 easily Eulled
The Southern officers who have
enlisted IN the nsrvice Of the NieN-
roy Of Egyrt are reported 70 he
greatly dissatisfied with their new
position
Ma. RoFEs. Of Iowa, initiating