The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1871-05-10

TEE Sandwich Islanders have been talking of in.
teryening between France and Prussia. The min
isterial journal OF Honolulu concludes its strong
leader 10 these words &c Hoonoho-noho ka papapo
o ka huakshoo loowa ko keeho ka pupo kawa
kn!o ka kaha."-It would be a sight to see the
expression Of dear old Bismarck genial face when
he reads it. and passes it on to notwithstanding
Moltke.-Eaglisl RIpe.
a FASCINATING youth Of Louisville was recently
very badly " sold a" by the matron of the Kentucky
State Prison. in whose daughter he seemed to eviace
very strong interest while travelling in railroad
Thinking that the filtration had continued
long enough, she suddenly changed her seat to the
side Of the young man. and whispered in his
Sir, you total stranger to me- but feel it to
be my duty to warn You Of impending evil. That
young lady is just out OF the State Prison" A
passenger got off at the next station.
THE Bible Of the Phillips family, buried with
Mrs. Phillips, OF North Easton, Massachusetts,
was lately taken from her grave to settle, by its
genealogical record, the question of hership to a
large deposit by pirate named Phillips, in a New
York bank, more then sixty years ago The letters
were far erased, however, to be illegible and
the book was returned to its dust.
COUNT BISMARCK has met his match in Prince
GortschakofT. Being DESTROYS Of discontinuing the
Of French as the Court language, the Prussian
Chancellor addressed a despatch 10 Prince Gorts-
chakofT in German, on which the latter sent him
reply in Tartar.
LIGHT. - An attorney, about to furnish bill of
Of costs, was requested by his client, baker, "to
make it as light as he could" "Ah !" replied the
attorney, "that's what you say to your foreman;
but it's not the way make NY bread"
We have artificial teeth, artificial hair eyes hips,
calves noses, and artificial morality. We believe
that some young ladies must have artificial heads,
as we read OF young lady whose "head was
turned " by yong man.
NUNRER of cotton planters have turned their at
tention to sugar in Louisiana. 1t is estimated that
the crop will give 200 900 hOgsheads this year.
If Brigham Young wore an additional weed on his
hat every time he lost wife mother-in-law, it is
estimated that he would have to have a hat twenty
seven feet high.
FARMER Of Scipio, n. Y, has a turkey that has
laid hundred eggs in one hundred days, never
missing day on account of sickness, circus in
town, any other excitement
Ar a recent fremen's celebration in New Bedford,
Mass, the following toast proposed The Fire
men-The army that draws water instead of blood
thanks instead of tears"
Az eminent divine says there is nothing so exciting
thousand head of cattle, about midnight, through
cavalry divisions head quarters beats it all hollow.
TIE Pitsburg Nail has it that " fOry-three persons
received the rite Of vaccination That is rite
A CoNrRADIcuoN.-The best way to patch up
quarrel is to split the difference.
MANKIND should learn temperance from the
moon: the fuller she gets, the shorter her horns
become
WOMAN shows her fondness for the unity by
always wanting to be won.
YOUNG ladies who play croquet are known as
"lades all for lawn"
WHT are gambling HEELS elegantly fitted up?-
Because a gamblers room is better than his COM
pany.
WHAT part of a ship is like iarmer'-The tiler
liz ARNs.-A baby who kisses his mother and
fights his father may be said to be partial to his
ma and martial to his pa.
A MAN in Boston is said to be so short that
when he is i'll, he don't know whether be has
headache or corns.
A LITTLE Boy, disputing with his sister re-
Gently, exclaimed, 'Tis true, for ma says so
and if ma says so. it is so if it amt So"
THERE is something very attractive in little
girls" said the parson. Yes" said the old
farmer, and it is siill more SO as they grow
older
NEVER put of till tomorrow what you can
do to-day said mother to her son. {" Well,
then, ma let's eat the berrypie in the cupboard"
WEAK THREAD.-A ministers wife tried to
mend her husbands coat With the thread of one
Of his discOurses. 1t scarcely held till he got
over the threshold.