The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1871-10-05

Pennsylvania has only fourteen Chi.
namen.
New Orleans is threatened with
another doed.
Texas claims to having gorilla stalk
ing in her wildwoods.
A white robin was captured near
Ravena, Ohio, one day last week.
A large quantity Of Indian relics late
ly came to light in Mystic, Conn.
The Nebraska University admits wo-
| men rs well as men to its full privi-
leges.
Bilious fever is prevailing to an un-
precedented extent along the Upper Pc.
| tomac.
Only twenty six Chinese women have
| arrived at San Francisco during the
summer.
| The Hartford Times speaks OF Walt
Whitman's "stump-swamp and cordu-
roy road verses"
An old lady, writing to her son out
West, tells him to beware of bilious sa-
looms and bowel alleys.
Look out for great intestinal COM
motion, for California estimates its crop
of castor oil at 10000 gallons.
| "Women, Wake Revolution.
| Yes; and-dammit!-turn out and
make fire, and put the tea.kettle on!
The New Orleans Bee was forty four
years old on the lst of September. 1t is
old enough to know better.
A diamond excitement prevails in
Ysnkton, Dakota. Several gems have
been found, including one valued at
500, 200.
! Three indianapolis undertakers are
running" each other on prices, and
several people talk of dying in order to
take advantage of low rates.
The sum that is squandered by whole
sale and retail merchants upon theguer
rilla system would pay all of the freights
on produce and merchandise.
Cincinnati law acquits Jewish keep
ers of billiard saloons who hold open on
Sunday, and fines the Christian youth
who 60 there to play.
The Detroit Free Press thinks it very
unwise in young men to spend $500 and
two years time in acquiring a medical
education, when they can buy diplo.
ma for $40.
The local editor of an Indiana parer
introduced = quantity Of carbolic acid
into his bed room to drive away the
mosquitoes, and then-went and slept
in the woodshed.
The Hartford police have suppressed
dissolving view advertisements, as the
crowds that gather block up the pave.
ments and furnish game for the pick
pockets.
A sharper in Connecticut is advertis-
ing to give $1,000 to any person who
will adopt an infant two weeks old-add-
ing that ten cents must be enclosed for
answering letters.
Cleveland newsboys catch dogs and
get IS cents apiece for them of the pound
master. Some of the more depraved
boys steal dogs from the pound and sell
them over again. QUERY-By the
pound?
An exchange, wanting to compliment
a"Live Stock Journal" says it is edi-
ted by q man whose head is chuck full
of live stock. Doubtful compliment.
STATIsTICs.-Oft the 1901 young ladies
who tainted last year, 9S7 fell in the
arms of gentlemen, two fell on the floor,
and one into bucket.
1t Is said that when Brigham Young
was asked the other day which son he
| had at West Point, the conundrum 80
staggered him, that he was obliged to
refer to the family record to solve it.
"Do they miss me at home p" is not
much sung in that family.
The editor of the London Saturday
Review says he we'll remembers the an
| whom he inquired what were the "war
powers enjoyed by President Lincoln ~
It was lies what he damn plcases."
A remarkable preacher was that who
calIe0 upon DIS congregation TO be thank
ful that Providence should have placed
death at the end of life, and not in the
middle, so that we might have all pos
sible time to prepare for it.
The story of widow-seventy-fv
years old, who walks to the top of a
mountain, picks twelve quarts of huck
leberries, carries them to store and
buys new dress with the proceeds be-
fore breakfast-has made its appearance
In the interior Of New York or course
Where will it turn up next?
| A church, of no mean dimensions
either, with steeple and other appurten-
ances, was placed upon cars of the Chi
cago and North western railroad at
Dunton, station near Chicago, and
conveyed by steam to another station,
six miles distant, when it was disem-
barked and set up.
"Clara, I love but thee alone!"-thus
sighed the tender youth. 20 hear me,
then, my passion own with trembling
lips and earnest tone. Indeed, l speak
| the truth.n He pauseu-the blush DER.