Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-04-27
WIT AND WISDOM.

Keep good company.
Pay thy dues willingly.
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Cast not off an old friend.
Be net fond of fair words.
Live merrily as thon canst. -
Great gifts make beggars beld.
The fat fattherOf cereals pop corn. ..
Accuse no man -fashly. -, - -.
Provide. for a tempest.sd-y
Set thine housein order. rcca s-
A good maxim is never out of sea-
son. no 20 E-lll1t-c9 lai.cG-r cLt
A bitter jest IL the poison Of friend
ship. .37 -sarE9- ~ .e~9Ifrnlf -~~-t
Guilt is never suspicious and always
Al 'sf'f"qE 1ogG OF - ~ - efl -<
, fthou come as a guest--stay not too
iohg' .9Ta-is 80 tsss-T ze-p s,T -e.--.
Great. receipts render US liable to
great accounts, " er- 2
Good intentions can never Justify ey.
il deeds. - n. - =
We should care less about growing
old, If Others did not see it.ob = 80,
91As perfume is to- the rose, so is good
nature to the loyely.sdf f-e- =
Excess of ceremony shows want of
pfeeoang.s sN sadi 1ielo g-
That civilfy ais the best which ex.
eludes all superauous formality.
Be meek, merciful. patient, and
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Greatness of mind is always COM
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Great designsrequire great eonsidera-
ny sii'rrssi rrssif-sen loH oh ~
Gathering of riches is an agreeable
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h. "A penny for your thought, Miss"
said gentleman to a pert beauty.
THEY are not worth a hrthino. sir.n
she repiied:' 81 was thinking Of yon.n
\ very easy thing to do-'I wish
you TO paint me. ." said gentleman to
an artist, '.with book in my hand,
and reading aloud, with my servant in
a corner, where he can not be seen,
but where he can. hear me whenever 1
call him.'' eba91 i'T9o9z, 9dT q I-1''f5I
An indianapolis gentieman's claim
for divorce is based on the ground that
when he married, four weeks aeo. his
wlfe's hair was black, but now It is rel
enough to entitle- her to the front rank
in torchligllt procession. --i l'' i.D'i-'
This is the most life-like and admira.
Bile Illustration Of. flle relations existing
between Northern and Southern DEM
ocracy that. I'VE havesyetseen; only we
are net quite settled in our own mind
q 70 which is the mule and which the
goose. 10 - : '''''i' LIZ
There is a strong feeling among the
more prominent Republicans to press
Ben. Wade tor Governor, and a vieor-
Gus effort viii be; msderby Mr. Wade,s
frieRdsto induce him to- run. -fI
Five men undertake tocarry a log of
size. One takes an end; two
Of them with a hantispike the other
end. Where will the remaining two
place their handspike in order that all
may carry equaity?i 81 q l'-TF> ~ - p
a paper puts the matter which 1t
wisheS to'enforce in the following neat
nianner YouJnight !; ss well try to
shampoon an elephant with a thimble
full of soap-suds as to attempt to do
business without advertising. No E'l
Animals require much water, vary
ing according to size, iood used, work
done, and other circumstances. A horse
requires eight gallons a. day. COW
wall drink six gallons, a-sheep two to
three quarts, while an elephant win use
up nearly a barrel u q ii';,is e'''--'f;t-c
A law has Just been passed by the
Ohio Legislature which requires rail-
roads to construct platforms or aprons
between passenger ercars;uponfh their lines,
with side boards, or net work Of wire,
Dr. strap iron at each side of said bridg-
IS, OF at least equal height with the Or
binary ratings upon ear platforms.
A drummer passed through Sulphur
springs recently, proposing "a sell to
Vt seyenty7fye, cents per gallon-fifty
,epts cheaper than the same syrup ap-
could be tought in New Or
cans. The merchants gave him trial.
The syrup came, and was sinappearance
of the hnest make. The merchants
,ould not see how they could sell 1t so
heap, and went to work to test 1t,
when It proved to be composed Of sui
phuric acid and starch. .=r
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