The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1871-03-29

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''PuDcl" gives five tests OF frend,hip-
l. L"uL your irnd good umbrella, and
I've 10 ste it back again.
@ Invite him 10 your club and treat him
to cold mutton, and find that be forgives
you.
3. Ask him to post letter and learn with
in 4 week hat he has actually done so
i Gu, cash in his new billiard cloth
without ruffling his temper.
S. Tread upon his gouty toe, and sec him
s1Dilc at your c!unSinesS.
suggests the whisper Of ) pretty girl. But this
e.r. 10 the heart-ache. and how about that? asks
the LSurensyiile Herald.
TIE hhedivc or some other ran was In town
las; week. lie h.d number OF keys which un>
luc. ed considerably. Aniuets ere in demand.
John rays they are cl..nIfi:l, and will keep cn
the nightmare.
Messrs Motto & TIrraDt will please accept our
tharks tor sample bottles OF Notes Liver ln>
vigora:oe and DySpcptic Remedy; Notes Com
pound Syrup Of Yellow Dock and Queens De-
light; aud superior fsToring extracts. All OF
their own Inauulnc tnre, and pure and strong.
Ar exchange SAYS that in some places in Ohio
man can't get drink Of whiskey without
showing The bar-keeper written permit from
his wife. Those men whose wives cannot write
think it il not too late for them to learn that use
iui branch Of education.
a siugc-driver'S philoSophy-l don't drink.
I won't drink. Aud don't like TO see any
body else DRINK. | an Of the opinion Of
those mault,in,-keep your top COOL
They've go, snow, aud I've got brains; that's
all the difference.
An old woman says in recent testimony
in regard 10 Ku Kiux. that she saw one bum
drcd and fifty of them come out of her well.
She declares she will never d.ink water from
the well again. Well.
We can scarcely believe in the existence Of
these mysterious and dreadful creatures, but
the evidence accumula.es So fast that we are
staggered.
One Of our best citizens AYERS that a very
short man called on him the her day,
armed 10 the teeth and on departing, as he
approached The door, commenced to grow
and stretch till he Was at least eight feet high.
lie called himself Ku k!ux.
!ino:hc: states tia; a man came into his
store wi Winchester r,s", and that he
had never seen him before. THIS Is proof as
strong as Holy Writ almoSt.
Ano:h:r states that two men were seen on
the road The ether diy, each armed, that they
also were uaknown. The proof accumu!ates.
And TO clap the climax tall Individual
with long black hair, and eagle eyes. riding
al elegant horse, CAME into our office about
ten days ago, and left Y 10 pay for some
printing Since which he has rot been beard
from. We have the '.
"Makc me Jacket Of Pas old Coat" is
the latest song. II supcrcedes the pathetic
ballal, "Put me in my little bed"
A Ayoung lady being asked b. on enthusi-
astic politician which party she was most in
favor OF, replied "a wedding party"
The beautiful cravat, which adorns the
neck of prominent citizen Of this town,
was present from Mr. C. F. Jackson, the
dry GO /. man of Columbia. Dir. J. gives
him all Of his neck ornaments. The stock of
goods exhibited by him are beautiful and
cheap.
Mrs Ann Whalcy las just returned from the
North wi tn choice stock OF tSpring Millinery.
L. &. Shiycr-Card
Commissioners Notice.
4. 4. k.-Not!cc-Stop it.
II. BartIett-Stcrc for Sale.
Probate Observation-Disclosures.
T. II. MISREPRESENTATION
Mottc & rarrant-Liver Inrigorator.
He. Wiskeman-Deale. in Guauos, Grain
Hay, sc.
mr. Jas. II. Dennis calls for annual return.
for Incume Tax.
Mr. Lawrence Marshall displays unique
card, read il all over.
Mr. Robt McCAugh:in has in store large
assortment Of Spring Goods, and Ill the other
agcut also for valuable fertllizrrs.
MeSsrs Lovclace I Wheeler it will be seen
are now receiving their Spring stock of Dry
Goods and Notions. This enterprising irn
have also opened a family grocery where
anything in this line can be procured chesE
for cl sl.
We take pleasure in calling attention to the
advertisement Of Mc>>rs Lorick & L0wranct
of Columbia. They have certainly adop;eC
the true policy for their customers as well 81
for themselves. They have large anC
choice stock Of goods.
Ex,4" DIR. SAGE'S CATARRiI
/, Kennedy is nn Patent Medicine humbug got
ten mp 10 du?e the Ignorant and crrdu!ors
hut i, Il perfect Specific for Nasal Catarrh
"CnlI in the hc;.d,' anl kindred diseases
The proprietor, K. Y. Pierce, NJ. D., o.
Buffalo, y. \ offers $500 70" Il case hr can
mut cure oil hy druggists or sent by
mHii for sixty cents 4 pamphlet free.
Mar. %, 13-lt.