Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-08-05

mUtIon-a iog tsH'
A had marriage Is like an electric ms
chine; it makes you dance, but you can
let go.
A Chicago bishop waited two hosrs for
= bride who had been disappointed in hsi
bonnet.strings.
Tho "Bosion dip" being declared vul'
gar, has been re.bsptired IS the glide
waltz"
The ladies Of San Francisco are said ts
atone by their gorgeous toilets for their
lack CT natural attractions. Impossible.
In Wyoming the bride furnishes the
ring and the license, and the blushing
bridegroom falls into Mysteries.
Girls, make q note Of this remark Of an
old worn-out beau: "Ths man who most
compliments q woman, Is the one who most
despifes her"
They have turned the sections wife out
| Of church in California for trying to induce
the parson to run away with her to Ne'a-
da, and turn sinner.
A young lady about to bs married, in.
sisted on having . certain clergyman to
perform the ceremony, saying, "He always
throws 90 much feeling into the thing and
| wouldn't give q fig to be married, unless
i, can be done in q style Of gushing rhsp.
sody"
A Norwich man 10 very angry with his
wife. lie bought an Indis-rubber sir bed.
She didn't believe that II was healthy
to sleep on mattress that WAS not VEN
tilated, and SO, during his absence,
punched about fifty holes in it. That hus.
band has lost his faith in woman's inge.
nuity.
Tho editor Of the Bangor, (Maine,)
Whig, says lie saw large number OF
Young ladies enter o public hall with dis.
heveled hair, and hat.brim apparently
wrinkled and broken, and, ss he fancied,
with excited countenances. Upon inqui-
ring "rhnt the riot was about" says he,
imagine our chsgrin when told it was
the fashion"
A gentleman asked q lady; "IIow did
YOU 90, along when abroad to make your.
self understood p "Oh, my dear sir"
replied she, with quite French air, I'VE
had an "in.errupter" with u.s." The same
lady, having arranged some statues in an
adjoining room, requested the same gent'e.
man to step into the next "appArtmsnt
and see her "antics.' lie went.
A story is told OF = father in church.
who, when the marriage service came 10
the point where the clergyman ASKS,
"who gi,e,h this woman to be married
TO this man ?" replied: "Well, sir, l ON
called to do it, although it do 60 again the
grain. | wanted her to marry Bill PloW'
ser. who has twice the money o that ere
man" The answer was not consider red
regular.
A romantic youth ,promenadins in one
Of our fashionable streets, picked up
thimble. lie stood awhile mcdita,ing up
ON the probable beauty Of the owner, when
he pressed it To his lips, saying: "oh
that it were the fair cheek Of the wearer.'
Just M he had finished, stout, elderly
neprs.s looked out Of an upper window
and said: "Masss, just please to bring
dat fimble Of mine i'll do entry-l J''t
drapt it,"
In. town in Ohio, not long ago, the wo-
men went in bands Of two aud three with
their knitting into dram shops OF the
place, and spent the whole day with their
work, and talking politely upon various
,opics. Husbands and friends came in,
saw how things looked, and had not the
courage to step to the bar and drink
Thi, was kept up for several days and the
rssul, was every '"0P "
eiosea' ,.;.;,h.,
GhEEIr As hrfohIIH-n s' u
Horace Greely once a..e%p'1a sa,I;u. ~ ,,Yl.
fashionao'e PslV e AL. Jobn Bueh.
.nd "ro'e 30 'UU un"'u,rv charming, with
snan u unu !" ~ hair deeoll.tte
orange oio'som' IN, - - 'uor.c.,s, absent
dres, anu and ,O"s ga m. nroof when vhs,
ana ,siIeo 70 iesu S;,;da w.. pV y" ,..d;ng The
was mrs. D ina,snsJJ, Sns ~" prcb.nan va,
mex. mornlnS MORN sSl,n;nr .;,h an ornngou,sus
I -, ha,h.;r a d;,colored eve, and
10 hsr sbirt.tsilT
xho.. bn,b,nd prom.
.h,oaso hnr haws 4 new bonnet and
ised 70 oi."e I ~. ,sn soilsr ,ilt hat,
didn 90 u, .oo. n' @ a., =, hi. f,et
ana piscins spr,;.. sp s.r s,if round iii
sh upon .nmri.,s aTh,r,." said she,