South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-06-30
n~oOFLAND,s COLUMN.
nNE. MILLION OF LIVKS
81 HED [ II n one of the a

nHB MILLION OF LIVKS
" 81 VBD Is n Of the 9
mArksbie facts Of this remarkabls age, not
merely that so many persons are the victims
Of dyspepsia or mitigation. but its willing
victims. Now We ro1Id not be dndsrstood
10 say thai any one regards dyspepsis with
iaTori or feels disposed to rank il among
The laxuries Of life: Far from Il: Those
who have experienced its Tor t-ents &anld
scout such sn idea. Mark Tspley, aho was
Jolly under oil the trying circumstances 10
which he was placed, never had an aitark Of
dyspepsia. or his jollity would have soeedi.
ly forsaken him. Men and women soma
times suffer lite tortires uncompiainiagly,
but whoever heard o! . person who enjaysd
them OF all the nuliifarious diseases I'd
which the human system IL lie de. there il.
perhaps. none 30 generally prevalent .sdy.
PeP'ia. II there is q wrstehed being Id the
vo.li Il Is
A Confirmed Dyspsy6ef
But il is not our intention to descsnt on
:he horrors Of Dyspepsia. We have said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the moot univer-
sal oil human diseases. This il emphatic.
silly the case IN the United States. Whesh-
er this general prevalence IL Cue to the
character Of the food, the method Of i,s
preparation, or the hassy manner 10 which
it Is usually swallowed. Is not our province
TO explain. The great fact with which We
are Sailed to deal is this:
Rypsp6a PsssdiE
almost universally. Nearly every Other PER-
son you meet is victim, and spparuntiy
q willing one ; for were NOT this the case,
Why so Hany sufferers, when q certain spec.
dy and safe remedy is within the easy
reach OF pl Who desire TO avail themselves
ofiti Bat the majority will not. Blind.
ed by prejudice, or 6eteffed BY some other
unexplained influence. the5 fsfpse 10 sc-
cept the relief preferred them. They turn
q deaf esr to the testimony OF the thous-
ands whose suferings have been alleyiated,
and with strange infstnetion, appear to
cling with desperate determination 10 their
ruthless tormentor. But says 9 dyspeptie:
What is this remedy : to which We reply /:
This great sllesiator Of human. suffering 10
simost as widely known a. the English lan.
glage. II has allayed the sgonies Of thou1
sands, and 10 to-day carrying comfort add
encouragement to thousands OF oibers.-
This AcknowledQtd panacea 10 none other
Tzan Dr.. Hookaa1s German Biaera
Would you know mois Of the merits OF
this wonderful medicine tksn can be learn
ed from The experiences Of Others : TRY 80
yourself, and ahen IT, has failed 10 fulfill
fhe mess6re % It's efficacy given by the
proprietor. then abandon faith 10 Isl
Let BS Rsa6nB~A,
Hrst Of al, that H6oFLANDS German
Bitte.s 10 not 9 IIm beverage. They zrs
not slcoholic In any sense OF the term.-
They are composed Wholly OF the pure juice
or visl principle o! roots. This 10 nota
inert assertion. TIE extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared hy ene'
Of thu ablesi German chemists. Unlike -
nv other Bittsrs in ibe market, they ara
wholly free from spiritucus ingredieni.-
The objections which hold with 90 much
force against preparations OF THE cl.ss,
namely that = desire tpr Intoxicating
drinks is siin77hlated BY their use. are not
Wild in he case OF the Germsn Bit,ers.-
So fsr from epsurragibg or iuculcatings
isste or drsire for iHebriating beverages.
il mry he confidently asserted that theIr
tendency ia in a diametficaIly opposite d-
~rection. Their effects can be
Bengfeial Only
in al c..ss RI the hillary system. Hosf.
lands Germs1 Biiters stshG without 10 =.
qua, acting promptly snd vigorously upnn
the Liver they remTve its tnrpid'ty snd
canss healthful secretion Of tile-'herety
supplying the stomach With the most indie
pensable elements OF sound digestion n
proper proportions. They give tore TO tbs
MISUNDERSTANDING its functions, and
enabling II to perform its duties 90 nature
designed il should DO.
They Purify The Blood.
| cleansing he vitsl fluid Of oil hur.fsl imp
urities and suppl.nting them with the ei--
menis OF genuine beslthfulness. Bat In
that most gene ally prevalent. distressing,
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsis.
They Stand Unrirale5.
Now. theirs are certain classes CT persons
10 whom extreme BitteTs ale not only un<
palaiable, but who fnd il impossible 90
take them without positive discemfost-
Fur such DR.. RoofsnGs German Tone has
bern specially prepared. Phis ~prspsrsti6l
is not OILY psIatable, aSf eombihss, in No.
di6ed form, Ill the virtues OF the German
Bitter. In cases Of lsnguor or excessive
drbiiify, where the system appears to have
become rxbnnstsd Of its energies. Hoo
funds Tonic acrs with almost mary$
eIous effect. ftgivrs strength to weakness
sud throws despopdencJ to the Winds
Bot DR.. Rncf,Rd's beueisctions 10 the hu-
man race ~ not confined 10 his cesstrE,Pd
GerAnan Bitters, or his invaluable
Ton'c. Hs has prepared another medici1e,-
which IL rapidly Winning way to popular
favor becssse Of its INTRINSIC merits. This
is - Hooiand's PodophyIIini
Pilis,a perfect substitute for mercury.
witbou, sny OF nsrrury's evil qnalities.-
These wonder FOL Pills. which are intended
To Act upon the Liver are mainly sompos-
I'd 10 POdopbylliD, or the. Vital Principle
1T the Mandrake Root. 7, ia the medicin-
al virtues Of this hsalth-gising plant
IRE Phhdophyllin scts directly on the Liv-f
r.. The extract OF aandrske contained Is
them is skillfuliy combined with four orhsf
extracts. thus producing . pill that intiu-
spces The en:iie digestive and alimentary
systen and ia its seiioh is entirely Tree froEf
nausea. Possessing these 1isch desirabTe
qualities the ~PodsphyllIn becomes inVsla>
sbls ss q Family PKEL - No
| Household sko3ld be without them. They
are perfectly sale. require ban two for al
ordinary dose, sre prompt Shd ~tfieisrt ia
action, and when 1aed in connection with
| Dr.. Hoofand's Germsni Filters, or Tonic.
may be regarded as eertsip specifies In al
cases OF Liver Complaint Dyspepsis or any
Of the disorders TO which the system is ord
insrily subject. The PODOPHY-
LIN Pills act upon the stomach ard the
bowels. while the 8iiters or Tonic purity
the blood.
DK. n0ofLkSS,
Il, wing nroiidsd ~iniarnal rennedis. inr die.