Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1871-03-10

Love is an Internal transport So De-
/ a canal boat.
Alice Cary bequeathed an her prop
erty to her sister Phoebe.
Rome, before it's occupation by the
Italians had two newspaper; now lt
has tW enby.
Miss Nellie Grant drives q span of
horses with great ease.
Immense coal beds iu the north OF
Green and were among the QtacoFerila
of the German Arctic eEpediiiou.
The late Mr.. Brassey, the great Eng
/ lish railway contractor, len bahind hlm
fortune Of 81 600, 900 or &36, 900 lo0.
The ladies give as a reason for mar-
1 rying for money that they now Sell
dom end anything else in O. man worth
having.
/ The greater part Of the once boauti-
ful Bois de BOulOgne Of ParIs Oh now
only vast area Of unsightly 9lump8
of trees.
q None but the brave deserve the
I fair, and none but the brave can live
! with some Of them.
"Is It possible, Miss, you don't know
! the names of some of yOur lrieudal'
- On yes, i don't know Wuat MY own
may be in year,
A careless printer made a dancing
masters caro- read "I 0mer mv rec
/ ispectf1I shaniks 20 all who havl huu-
Ored me with their patronage"
The annual income Of queen Vlotoria
is S2, 100000, or nearly that sum. Our
/ Presidents income @ S25,0uQ.
The first locomotive engine intro
tduced and worked in America TVaa run
on the Delaware and Hudson haiil oad
in 1928.
A western paper has an article on
q the care Of Idiots" A c,suuempurarV
says that paper is always dragging
family affairs before the public,
An Indiana girl finding a man iu
her room aC a hotel, piched him up
and threw him out Of the window.
A little Boston girl joyfully assured
her mother the other DAY thut she bad
found out where they made horse
9 she had seen a man iu q shop iu1t
finishing one Of themi for he Was nail-
! ing on his last foot"
Jones, who wears his poczet-book on
the left, not only does not let hia
right hand know what his lef hand
doeth, but he goes flrJher-he does NOT
let his left hand do anything for fear
his right hand might know 90.
A lady in Cambridge, Mass, who
has been RroVidenUiallg thrown our OF
work 6esir. s housekeeping.
The question arises whether any one
will dare 10 thWar1 the decr8ea OF
Providence by giving her emplo5 nen1'
&c But these hacks are rdaugersouH.--
We mi 1ht get the smuli-poG-" You Fe
no cause to be afraid of my rQach5
mum, for I've lad the ind wheel vaeciu-
ated, and it took beautifully"
A Western paper. says that Speaker
81. u HHHs. Il .
sheds a bottle of ink every tlme he
writes his name. The dot he puts at
the end of his autograph is exactly the
length Of a Congressional pen snlia
with the blades open at each end
Alcott says that voice is the deepest
social power the world pOsgassea. lt
brings Paradise befure our eyes. Saints
sing. Only sinners can't sing atn-
ners croak. If we haven't nue vocal
organs it's because some old sinner
has transmitted his poor ones 90 ua.
A gentleman who has seen 81. thus
describes the Tennessee panthers--
% When it switches its tail from side
to side, and flashes Gre outen ll4 1lg
yaller eyes, 10 'peered % seem aa lL DO
was stTeekedly spotted like By turusf
but when it got sor sr more genrler
then it 'psered 60 seem of "a dove-col-
Ored brown"
say, boy, is there anything TO
shoot around here ?" inquired uapDrta-
man Of a boy be met. Well replied
the boy, nothing just about here bus
our schoolmaster is just over the hin
there cutting birch rods you might
walk up and pop hin over.
A newspaper reporter told on Che
"twin roses Of health and beauty on
the " bOny face OF bride. he meant
bOnny, unless he had been TOO uugtfi-
nrno1v HHraVrrfnr1r7uuF gslw0n NuwIIHDn
A southern editor says of rival
editor that 80 he Is inclined 60 deny the
crime Of being redheaded. Well you
may call it auburn, or blonde or any
thing else, bat our Impression la that
be would be entitled to the first place
in any tOrchlight procession
Mr.. Golden, an old bachelor editor
thus, in his spite, comments on O ra-
cent moonlight incident; p" we len cur
sanetum at midnight, and on our way
home we saw young lady and gene
tleman holding a gate on It's hlnges--
They were evidently indignant go 18-
ing out so late, and we saw thom pllo
each other several times"
Colonel v. Schmidt, at San Fancis-
co, is engaged in perfecang plans Tor
machinery by which he expects t0
drill a tunnel OF i've miles through
the Sierra Nevada at the rate OF a
mile ia ninety days, and bring Nno
waters of Lake Bigler 90 sacramento
and San Francisco. He viii commence
work this summer.
During the siege Of Paris an che Ger
man batteries scattered around che
city, were connected with deaQQu1r-
ters by telegraph communication. lne
telegraph stations were bomp-pfooL
and the operators wero pleutilully
supplied with cotton WnereWiln %
stop their ears during the lombard
ment.
Honor TO whom honor is duo. A
Washington correspondent Wrteas--
" Mrs. Judge Lawrence. of Ohio, wiz
not wear a trained dress, even tu
reception, neither win she permit ler
daughters to risk health and possibly
life by wearing the shoulders auo
arms bare. She says thnt the coming
woman must have health, culture anU
practical knowledge"
Mary had a little lamb, tied 20 a little
And evsry time that Mary pulled,
Oh how that lamb would sing
She bauled that lamb TO school one day,
And made It's uork 80 sore
1t kicked, and rolled, and broke l,a
hrarf,
And died upon the door
This samples Mark Twain's advice
to correspondents, in the 0G.u1Wf
Young Aafhor.-Tea Agassia does
recommend authors 20 ear uah, be-
cause the phosphorus iu it maEea
brains. So Tar you are corr-ct. huE
cannot help You 10 deoislun atout
the amount you nerd 90 eat-nt !eAAli
not with certainty. lf thr specimen
cOmp0a ttiOn you sent % about your
fair usual average, should Judge thht
perhaps couple of whales would pa
ali that YOU would want for che pres
ent, Not the largest kind but simply
good, middling-sized whulea.'
A good parody was that Involved in
the story Of q young English noble
man, with a large numbe OF titles nuQ
a very small amount Of hrtlna-LurQ
this, aud Niscount that, aud go ou ud
iAfnitlfH. A." hy fair friends, said the
witty NJ, Zone Of his TITLES you ap-
pear TO have forgotten "Ohl" we1
the universal eEulamution, 30 "a hat
tnatf" Z. He is Barren oi Intellect"
was the reioinder.
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