The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1871-05-12
NOR. WESTERS.

NOR.WESTERS.
A Chicago arm il Good 4 Knod.
Bunker Hill monument cost 4l5ds76
A settled thine-a cup Of good coffee.
There are forty different kinds Of tobacco
Galesburg, H., ycarns for sausage foundry.
The Coriuthiau II the name Of Napoleon's club.
A New York miiner rides IN $4,000 carriage.
A Wisconsin child cz(hS l,l0o Bible verses week.
There are twenty seven synagogues In New York
city.
Over one-third Of the people in Pittsburg are Of
foreign birth.
Galveston 10 the only place In Texas where gambling
Il forbidden.
''Youre queer chicksn," - The hen said when she
hatchcd duck.
clergyman in Connecticut boasts the title Of uess
kiah Fiddle, D. D.
Qusssy . a.~ssss> ~ass.s yss.
Ter Of the state7
The paper collar crop In the United States amounts
to 10000, 900 per annum.
The price Abraham paid for his buying lot was
about $500 Of our money.
Noank, Conn, boasts Of a three-eyed cat, and in
quires how IL that for eye.
An Irish editor congrstulates himself that half the
lies told about him amt true"
Brigham Young has ordered special prayers against
the grasshoppers this summer.
There are real estate owners in the United
State, two thirds Of them being farmers.
The postmaster at Omaha advertiscs letter for
Thomas ndcmoGeschanferponsey!
Chippewa 10 the name suggested for new Territory
which It 10 proposed to chip away from Dakota.
New York teamstcrs keep very cool nova days.
There 10 nice Bergh there which accounts for it.
Some "horrid man" says that In the present style
Of dressing young ladies' hair 1t u hard to tell which
| 10 switch.
Quail and prairie chickens 70 plentiful In Chca.
90 that nearly ten thousand Of them fed 70 hogs
| in one day.
Under the new French regime the word Republic"
has been struck out Of all public acts and LA France"
has been substituted.
A ship Is loading at Savannah with cargo Of cot
ton seed for Hull England-the hrst cargo Of the kind
that ever left that port.
The latest thing in earrings arc small Prussian
helmets In gold. We should like to Land-wehr they
hane-or close by.-FuS.
lcNurray, the lightning calculator of Williamsport,
Pa, ID 4 clerk In the Treasury Department. aud re-
ceives the salary Of eight clerks.
Salt Lake correspondent OF the Sacramento Union,
appears to think that Brigham Young Co. will soon
| fOrtify themaelvcs on the Colorado.
George Applc&hite one of the most notorious out.
lava ROhcaOn cOnntv Nnrth (,srnipn xvoa ki,lo1
by party Of citizens on Sunday.
Gen. Spinner has been Treasurer Of the United
States for ten years. and has handled In that time the
very large sum of s500O,OO0 ,cON
The Iowa papers insist that Spring Lake, In that
State, 1900 feet hxh aOOO feet higher than the
highest mountain In the United States.
minister not long ago preached from the text,
BE ys therefore stssdfss but the printer made him
cxpound from "Be ye there for breakfast"
| At Buffalo. Mr.. Fargo, the noted Exprcssman, il
building house overlooking the lake, which, when It
is finished, will have cost him the sum Of $750,OO0
New York paper gives the foreign population Of
that city as follows: French $4,000 Italians l5OCO
Spaniars 5OOO Germans 15G 0O Irish nearly 35O Co.,
'Arc these rooms to let ?" said polite gentleman
to handsome young lady. ''Yes, SIR" And arc
You to be let with them?" mo- cir! I'm to be lei
alone!"
The japanese have but one newspaper which come,
out once month. In the shape OF stitched pamph.
let Of about 100 pages. It has been established q
little more than a year.
The editor Of the defunct Leavcnworth Time.
winds up his valedictory a. follows .'The play I.
over and We are played May the 900 curses Of tn.
Apocalypse seize your id city. Amen"
Missouri editor boasts that "a COW in Sullivan
county, gave birth to calf then to two calves and
on the last birh the other day. to.thrce steer calves
That COW must have been fed on old raxora
Vermont seems to be opposed to rotation in Office
g. B. Hazetine has been town clerk Of Bakersfield II
that State. for nearly 50 years: Hiram Burton, o.
Shaftesbury, for 10; 8. H. kellogg, OF Pittsford fo
Is; and Roswell Bottum, Of Orwell, for 3s years.
Punch makes an exception, on the occasion Of tn,
Royal nuptals, In favor Of one mo,her-inaw in th,
following coupet:
Exceptions to all rules In time are born
Long live thy mother-in.law, Lord OF LOrnc I"
Bismarck 10 said to have kept complete diary o.
oil public events and his personal relations thereto fo
the last thirty years, and he intends to prepare, q
aoop - the continental trorbles are over history
his own time.
A cotem has the following, which We must admi
somewhat stony: married, at FltntstOnc by th
Rev. Mr. Windstone, Mr.. Nehemiah Sandstone 4
Aise Whilncmina MILESTONE, both Of Limestone
Numerous little petrifactions may be expected.
]. Smythc Jowncs remarks that "nevwsh since b.
has known how to pawt hir hwair has the vwulga
pwacticc Of pwefohming at table with knoife bwee,
swo prevalent. Smythc has put his 'fawk" II
bis pocket and gone to look up and another hotel
A country poet, after looking about over life, ha
come to the following conclusion:
20, wouldn't live forever.
wouldn't II could;
But needn't fret about Il
For couldn't II would.
The Spanish government Of Cuba has already boz
rowed 33QO00,O00 for its war funds to suppress th
Cuban insurrection, and its losses in troops rcgua
and voluntsss, exceed 10000 During tho past sw
yean l07,0oO troops have been employed on the IL
land, q which 1000 remain.
~ one decisive argument,
Tom gained his lovely Kate's consent
To AZ the bridal day.
"Why In such haste, dear Tom, 70 we'd?
IshaIl not change my mind" she said:
But then" says be. Il may"
cuMIE EPloRAA-(by Quilp).