The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-06-24
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II any mistakes arg visihle n nv present.
writing, attribute them u my having , bad cold
Ma man alive en- sBeiI correctly or USE ZoOd
grzmmer. WITH a BAD coid-speeialy if il 0e q
cold a TIE head. The French waIzes, Bridget
OEeete. sUo6E = ne ABOUT u this morning II
buezzEasS-vOas zUss Wa rhHnae- sac said No
one remarked tat nv hume vas better than m7
compsuv. but / fslb n nv hesTE t5as oOt3 we're
lad ennugh 20 stand On theIr own denIerirs.
One cznnoC be cheerful with a cold n re head /;
tSe human sout . not disposed % burst forth n
song unner sacn coodIEI1ns- Azn TIE worst Il
Il u one geus 40 sympathy rom ones friends
You 90 round VITA red swollen nose. and sEsuen-
red eves. 3. Halo. John! WnaEs sae Taatzert "
haIs ne first fellow, vel net "a bad cold
you reply 90, q JaaG aL?' VITA a sign IT
TeGeE The facC - you feel raa5 v0u are IS
much 70 be pIrisd - though y0u had RE small
poz- and ne treats F0ur affection as lightly IS
taOugh e were that you'd only i1sE YOUR moG5er-
NAV. Then ne remedies t1a5 are suggested
fr me 20 Nv s%S-ezm YOUR head said nv
aunt. % / Eas persuaded % hOid nv head over
a bout Of blazing not water. I'll i5 vas done
through Ike al early pO1aE3. lam nOg regarded
a. ner sEeened nephew and Il B thought sac
may leave me something n her viii - she
never tTles her own rsmedIez- hOweVer. an early
succession 10 tue property does Tot seem probable.
Bathing, n at II forms. las been recommended
I9me for more than a week past I nave been q
night companion u tie bath, but II seems 70 10
hUsie good Staff q cold las passed inm a
sort of prover5 but my head, at present. -
stopped 10 enough-sGO mucn 20 5e made aFaIl-
able for any practical PURPOSE I've taken sage
advice ana sage Ia n ennru0us QUANTITIES., but
with no pcrcepuble benefit Hot scotch whisky
vita a lILse hoe water, and n s4igbt nIIngtlng II
Iemon-Heei n IT, vas urged upOn ne bg . friend
Tno kindly consented 70 drop in aad heip me
take IT, / assisted him home as a late hour Il
- E~-.- =
an angry Tone what I had been doing 70 her
husband That dldn't do NV cold much good.
since then gin aud inOtasses "a been suggested
as a sovereign remedy for all the chiIs which
flesh - heir %: but turn an empnasicaily cold
shoulder On al which szsors Of SPIRITS. Ny
mother wTIOes from he interior of Maine 20 say
that / rad better come uD taere and be = nHrzeo.
/ think I'll 90 There must Dc about a busbei
OF 5oneset, % say nothing about other herbs,
about the bOuse-TIsBs Of medical weeds, long
stored NJ against family emergencies. Since the
children zTep 10 and went away from home.
raere mas been no one II ply WITH teas and syrups
OF Traditional virtue; bu5 the gathering Of the
materials has stlI gUne Oh with u~nflElIng regu-
larI5y. In my minds eye, ] see myself gsBrGr-
Jag NJ there alone, 10 Graw the fire Of those ae-
cumuiated teas. No. rather ier me, 10 the refusal
Ut further remedies, st n nv CITY chair. Ike a
patient on a monument. smiling at relief
How did / eaten my cold, you ask All,
there 8 TIE EUD-sEeDce tie series OF FubS- j
party Of girls persuaded me 70 20 and skate.
BeEDrs veDUgEIng upon tie ice. auaged guardian
Of that public place, who stood With q frozen
look N a fcieze coat, shiyerIng IN the bank
admnnIshed ID u . look out for that ere hole .
Somehow, / contEIVed 70 skate into the air-hole-
They fsHed ne out WITH poles if you want ID
know Just hOw cold he poles are. break through
the zee once and be fshed out with them They
rolled me On a barrel 70 restore me, under the
impression, seemingly, that the vital organ Is a
barrel organ They pu5 BRICKS ID my feeu-if
women would always see 70. II that their dots
stand thus on 5akea clay, i5 would be better.
There we're few things. indeed, that the bysEInd-
era dad not DO for me, except the right thing
One unbot55ned my sbirt-eOiiar. 70 relieve me,
be SAID another attempted % empty ny pockets
to relieve NE, ! suppose 4 newfoundland
dog was playing 90 tie bank wren I fell in
Strange 10 say, he dad not rush u nv rescue
while struggling in the water. but ne went for
me Immediately I zoe on shore. liz may have
been generous Ut him - refrain fr5nI attacking
me til got on dry land, but ny faith in tae
humane instincts Of that noble animal is sadly
shaken. Had I been a bone, I've 10 doubt that
Nero would have rescued and brought me 70 the
sBore. Well 70 make a long story snort. / am
safe az hume now, and firm IN my resolve 70 20
skating no more myself, and 10 let the girls slide.
-EDsry Saturday