The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1871-08-23

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quantities.
To prevent hair from falling off
Go to the BARRIERS and have it cut off.
The noblest Row-man of them all
The winner of the last scull a
If Katydids don't lie we will have
frost ere long.
1t was hot enough on Monday last
to boil eggs in the sun;
An Oregon toast Owe a glass of the
ardent: "Here's what makes US wear
old clothes
King corn is putting on style.-He
is now wearing tassels and is out in
his silk.
"Blobsn' says kitchen 'sass" Is plen,
ty, especially when one goes home to
dinner about an hour late.
Wooster editors are searching the
county records to see the mortgages
recorded against each. Big business.
Edwin Forresti is irreverently called
cold piano legs" and sometimes "su
perfluous legs, the veteran"
Four carpenters were killed at Cir
c%innati, a few days ago, by the fail of
a wall of a new building in course of
construction.
A Columbus, Ohio, boy played cir
ems the other day, and broke his arm
in three places. 1t will have to be
amputated-
Van Valkenburg of the Fremont
Messenger, Indignantly denies that he
drinks 81 glasses of lager before din
ner.
Don't hurry. Don't fret. Don't
worry. Whatever you have to do,
do it with Your might but don't go
into q fever about it
Red snow has been found in Wash
ington Territory. 1t occur in bands
on the white snow, and contains very
minute insects.
The Mount Gents Tunnel is a com
plete success, and the announcement
Is made that it viii be formal y open
cd in September.
A L~ynchburg co!ored woman fell
kI..t,, faa% o.,f Nfo fhie1 cta,1, cfril--
ing the ground head foremost They
are filing up the hole. She wasn't
hurt any,
Query? How much better han a
thief is a man who continually con-
tracts debts which he does not in
tend to pay, or makes no efforts so
Making unbecoming remarks about
ladies passing along the streets is the
most coniemltible habit that curses
men. 1t is a sure index OF low breed
ing and a weak mind.
Elizabeth Stewart Phelps thinks
there is more downright misery among
young women between the ages of
eighteen and thirty than among any
other class of people.
A farmer near Dublin, Franklin
county, on Monday, lost nearly his
entire crop of wheat by fire while
threshing it. The machine was also
burned. Tie friction of the machine
caused the fire.
a man who was driving q cow
through the streets of Waupun, Wis,
was so much fustered by a sudden
bow from a lady that, in return, he
made a bow to the cow and threw a
stone at the lady.
A bare-headed, bare-footed little
boy, astonished a worshipping con-
gregation in q Massachusetts town. on
~alrecent Sunday by rushing into church
and excIaimiDg: "Where's my papa?
The pigs are out"
montpelier" the estate of Presi-I
dent Madison, is again for sale. The
tract embraces upward of a thousand
acres of farming land, situated near
the Orange and Alexandria Railroad.
Christiansburg. Va, is in ecstacies
over a venerable turkey gobbler who
has builded for himself a nest, and is
now gravely sitting upon four apples.
It is presumed that his action is in
tended as a grave satire upon the wo-
mems rights business.
A school-boy going out of the play
ground without leave, one of his mas
ters called after him, and inquired
where he was going. ST am going to
buy a ha'porth of nails" "What do
You want a ha'porth of nails for T'-
.'Fora half penny" replied the young
ster.
A little girl, daughter of Andrew
Carper, of Stark county, Ohio. took a
candle and went into the cellar the
other day, to get potatoes, when her
clothes came in contact with the can
die and took fire, and she was so
badly burned that she died in n few