The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-08-24

A young lady of Montgomery, Ala, on be-
ing told that her lover had been suddenly
killed, cried "Oh, that splendid gold watch
OF his Give me something to remember him
by!"
Barney Williams and wife have concluded
an arrangement with Mr.. Webster, of the
Adelphi Theatre, London, for one hundred
nights, to commence on the first Monday in
| November. 1l +
! A picture Of CATER the War" now popu-
lar in Paris, represents a gentleman carrying
u sack of money in one hand ana can of Pc
| troleum in the other He has secured his own
fortune, and is going to destroy his neigh
| boris Haa
| The remains of the late Lieutenant III. w.
Mckee, who was killedin the attack on the
| COrean fort, have arrived at San francisco
from Japan, and will be forwarded to Lexing-
| ton, KY, for interment.
| Dio Lewis declares that the present system
| of employing doctors is wrong, and advises
people to make contracts with them at $500
q year for each family, and reduction of
two dollars for each case of sickness e, v
Advice of anxious Chicago mother to her
son who was about visiting St. Louis; Be
ware of the pharaoh banks, the bilious saloons
and the bowel alleys" 81 .'4
ASt. Louis iron company contemplate the
Eerection of blast furnace, twenty-five feet
interior diameter and one hundred feet high.
It is to rest on twelve columns thirteen feet
high, and will be the largest in the United
States.
| The Texas Gazette speaks in this style of a
politician of that state: t'Should the brains
Fof O. decent white man be deposited in the
Mississippi river at St. Louis, ten drops of
river water at Vicksburg would fully repre-
sent his intellectual capacity" ,ssa .sr-s
A good many ladies would like to have ex-
Senator Latham, of California, for a husband.
He lately conveyed to his wife as ''a token of
| his affection" house and grounds in the
choicest part of San Francisco, valued at
$500, 000.9g 3s3i rad4yvna Hma vfBixgnb
Elk President Johnson is devoting himself
to the affairs OF private life. 4 He is building
the best house and grocery store in town for
his sorl.in-law, and will 60 to Europe next
fall to be gone two years, all statements to
the contrary, notwithstanding. gea gd1
The Germans in Moscow have purchased a
magnificent team of three white Russian
horses for 1000 roubles in silver, intended for
a present for Prince Bismarck. The horses
came from the same stud as those presented
to the Emperor Napoleon two years ago.
The school, ma ans of Boston are all brains
and mo- jewelry those of New York about
half-and half dress and brains; those of Phil
| adelphia all s'style''; those of Chicago all
| gab !, those of st. Louis all jewelry and no
brains those of Cincinnati little Of every
thing and not much Of anything. 81
|. Vermont has two colleges. Middlebury
College and the University of Vermont. Inc
llatter has concluded to admit women DESTROYS
lof naturalization therein; the former has
been trying for the pasttwo years to make
4 up its mind on the matter, and cannot:
i Here is asstory for oil good small girls A
seaman in Canada came home to his wife and
lgaye her SIS cash. She thought she ought 70
have more, and she scratched him and told
him to 60 off and not come back. He did SO.
Then, too late, she found he had put $40 cash
! for her in the bank. Good small girls, when
j you are wed. don't scratch your man and tell
him to go off and not come back, till you
]haye found out if he has cash in the bank.
Cause. then You can't get it. Will etguEk Z