Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1871-12-15
Wit and Humor.


Court-Plaster- Kisses.
An Attached Couple-Oyster sbells.
Wholesale house adveriises nWnnted--
women TO sell on commission Gals, there's
| your chance.
My do birds in their little nesta agree p
because they'd hll out, If they didn't.
II is said that more fashionable hdica have
| dyed young this year than ever before.
Barber is always ready to scrapc an ac-
qnalntance, and often cuts him too
Gravity is 70 more evidence Of wisdom dian
| q paper collar Is Of shirt
! a gentleman took lady out % ride lid
other evening, AID came boma #ib ft,ise
curl attached 10 the button on The side al MD
cap lie wonders how it could have Qot there
A down-cast editor plnin,ively says that ba
has original poetry enough 10 single meet
lng-house, but as he has no fneelino-bouae n
shingle, the original poetry is useless
good Drain on Il Farm Heavy mortgage
ut len per cent. will drain it about as rnnid1v
az anything we know Of
rural paper remarks "Cold nights have
put stop TO gate sparkling If she doesn't
ask you TO come in now, you had better quit h
young man generally gives lock Of his
hair to his sweetheart before he marrica her
Amer marriage she sometimes helps herself
and don use scissors.
An lrishlnan who had blistercd lis 6nocrs
oy cndeayoring to pull on q pair Of boots. ex
Claimed 81 behave ! shall niyer get Thin on
until wear thin day or twop
Indian Joe, Piute medicine man veil
known among the whites. was stoned b. death
BY his tribe, having failed TO restore 10 beal,b
two sick Indians. The practice Of medicine
among lndians evidently has lis Unpleasant
features.
F." See here, Jim Brown; did you ever saw
that my father hsdn't as much sense as sam
smith s yeller dog?p :" No, never said anv
such thing. said that sam Smiih's Weller
dog had more sense Than your father ever had
and that's every word ! said" - Well iis
lucky you aidn say the other thing, | tell
you'll
The anguish Of editors, the Raleigh Caro-
Hnian says, will never cease until type-setters
are wiped of the face Of the earth There. for
instance, is the senior editor Of the Hillsboro,
Recorder. He alluded 10 one Of the most emit
nent citizens of bis village as ~ noble old
burgher, proudly loving bis native sta,en
Bat vas II not serious canse for digsasisfao
ion when he saw IN BE papcr next morBinu.
DE remorgeless acnd had made him speak ~
this eminent citizen 81 nobby old barafaF
prowling around bis native Statc.o
The PgsirHsr MmKAAg Not long since
during an exciting prolraeied meeting held IN
one Of the frontier towns of Michigan. man
named Wilson, who for many years had sold
mix TO the villagers, becoming seriously
alarmed as 10 his spiritual condition, went for
ward 10 the anxious seat, and solicited ,ha
prayers OF the congregation. In due time he
became peniient, and arose 10 make his con-
cssion. Among other transeressions Of which
ne had been guilty, he owned to have freouent-
y watered the milk he bad sold. Ia the
niast Of his confession, while telling the milk
,tory, we minister a very worthy man, who
iespised cheats Of all kinds exclaimed g 81,
town. ST. down Brother Wilson If You saw
nore, they'i u have you in the penitentiarv IS
ess than Il weekli -
Brother Wilson sat dosn.