Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1871-12-14
0CR APPETIZER

In too many lmoutahl" instances,
the >Ia>t scene at all this strange,
eVvnttu history" is krraSrnp.
To hlye connection with horses,
should you be ofa stable minly They
answer neigh.
~ N"e York paper mentions
jthat Mr. Asbhurv, being unable {,
keep mp with ANY American Yacht. j.
about arranging a race with ferry
/ boat.
-- Il has been the snne Of The y"
+ 'm"rrlcy for year past, that ih"
/ Rrpnh.icae party was "drai" II
Ith'~ were true, il must have hrl a
sudden resurrection.
VI r than seven milton fe1jSg
h0Nies are anuuallv ~oi ~ the tnilrl
States So many mothers are unable
10 nouish their otf,pring
The R"v. Sabins, who liln',
care 10 bold funeral services over the
body of George llrlh,nd. has engaged
An "p,ra singer ANIL an actress - sing
in his hoir
Josh Billings saws: Ei2h
won't 90 iuto SIX aud have have an, p.
thing left over. Mlny yonug fellow
finds this ont by trying 10 get uum
per six boot ON
"A yomg gentleman speaking 'd
Il Young laly's fashionable >cllowi,h
hair, called it pure gold. 1T 'u.hr
t" he, sai6 u stauder. 1T looks
/ ike twenty four carrots.
The conversion of PanI started
from higher point than some m",
reach throughout their lives H." dil
oot begin wHh the inquiry, Lord,
allt thou save mr ?" hul, I.prl,
what wilt thou have mo to do"
The Goilea Age says; Wen
deb Phillips il not sensational. and
| his oratory owes half it, brIliany to
1 his fears. He is always agitated viii
alarm, and tdrRs FROM weeping rhr
tnriral trnr~ over present e1lamlty
u predict u new despair
.tn editor ~ llliunis having engaged
/ n new r"tnr:rr, received the f"ilowme
~ hiS first effort /" We are informed
/ lhnt lhr gentleman hDp Il 'oi %" his
/ Ihral unlcr = piIr llirrr for the ppr.
pose ofhlsiu4 a tight peir "f bni"S
I druvr On, shortly alt"rwari tonnl
Ihim~oIf ~ Chuy, perfectly nakrl, anl
without a cent ~ hi pocket" j"
Wmr,naton's forthcoming I"ok
/ an Woman Sutlra1" viii be =" OK
crehiugly sharp that wp shall tot be-
surprised ,n learn that it has cat il.
own edges without the lrl~t All from
machinery In ReyistDr.
A acn,Icman lrvvcliug IN Ten
ucsscc, jG~t after the close Of the var
overheard the fultpwln4 'ouyrrs'tipn
( between two women ot the country,
" lp had been l., town, aud were r".
Itmujug home nu thr rats. NJ. | 49,
" What have y"H IN that ptp"rY
{ Nl 4~-'s S"in." No. i----st"ln
WHAT snda? ?" No 2 -" Why. dou't
vou know what soda Is? that ere
stuff wha, yon puts in h-kit4 ihn'
makes 'om git np aud hump them
~eIvrs."
"A maa ir'pm oro ofihc rnr,l dis
luicls recently went t. Washington to|
SEQ ihr SIGHTS. 4 mcm"r "f the
! Il,n.o. whose roH-ilt""tt hc ~as
sarI " Come up t"t,nnrrrw, anI !
uiII giyp v,li = seat -" tie Il 'or # ib"
! lffau.r." " Y !. yon drn'' y r'pll"l
Junnt'tau; " dwnv~ mtnp.r !" haze
= rhrrr 10 ST IN al hp,n", aud ! bet !
'bain't r,mc I Wa-h'o'ton +" ~i on
the A ,or. iun. may Il" that ~h"f
,Lo, rpoo ifth", Tx, In |, tint am
riyIznr i dpn't 90 IL"
I A person w,lk,i into the cppW
ling room Of tte tate NJ c wratlt
and .htrwd nrr' hant ahi i1gairpl
at the ,irfl, titr rrui of store xhirh
/ III. eutpiu,nr wished tp rant. f'l
. iuu,lrpt bcln. satisfied niih the t"rH..
sad hp Waad hire th" stprt. L'h III
IA tk knoujugh hr had faded for ias..
amount. drriipr,i T., chose the hatgsiu
+ mlil he saw Nj g., who was nb~rnt
! from ttD city, aud dr-ir.d iIc 1rnil-
mao t. eall a1ain. Upon NJ. c.,
r,aafn ,hp cictk ils..tUna him f wl1'