The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-03-25
VARIETY.

<.5;z world truth can wait she's used to it.
a prettiest girls in Utah generally marry
'<t troposed flag of the new German Empire is
= hiIe, red aud gold = @ ~
t,pher Columbus was defeated for Coun-
,r' 'in Buffalo. Such Is fame. - 80
~ med physicist announces that this globe
..t port life 25,gOO, 900 years longer.
n reason Why farmers are SO long-lived is,
sery year they renew the hay day Of their
~ William Of Prussia was born in 1877.
- at the battle OF Waterloo. and was then
- Of age s
Ehy in Louisville swallowed a draught of
h bands hair dye, mistaking it for medicine.
be near dyeing-
1I CLEAKEsT OF ALL LAws.-SelEdefense is
.'snrest ol ali Laws; and for this reason-the
sH didn't make it. -
q n. Y. Herald has paid out, since the Eu-
b war began, $500 for cable news alone;
unparalleled in the history of newspapers.
5runken man sprawIing on the ground in
pm the other night anxiOusIy wanted 10
Fhesher anybody else had been struck by
4rthquake- -"
aen man dies, the people ask, I" What
1ty has he left behind him ?' But the
t as they bend over his grave, inquire,
Do goods hast thou sent before thee ?''-
b..
y lambus photographer presented revolver
Z bead OF a gentleman who was sitting for
'ftOgaph, with the cheering remark "My
.tiOn an artist is at stake Ii you don't !
tnIllng Ill blow your brains out" He
tpstOn street clr ran over little girl, kill
y instantly. \ Boston jury has jUsE brought
pfdlct OF - murder - against tlIe car esIIn-
Z put 1t is uncertain whether the corporation
- hung or imprisoned for life.
50 is paper printed in the Cherokee nation
= native dialect" An Arkansas editor
It Is the worst specimen Of picked /
we ever saw. Ii looks as though a nitro |
sne explosion had occurred in type foun-
Lorenzo Day, Of Chiekasaw county. Miss.
married Miss Martha Week, a local poet
.nts
Day Is made, Week Is lost
But time should not complsirt-
AaeEcA soon be little Days enough-
10 make a weez again.
n SHORTCUTS writes to the London Times
hlnIng that the Herald's COLLEGE Won,
h hIs name TO Brown. He says his SONS are |,
3y their schOolmates and nobody will |
his daughters. An awful thing that name !
pe, 1t 1t Is responsible for all these miseries
eieFgymen were recently crossing lake
p IN the west Highlands, in companv
number OF persons, when a storm came on
feFfioIe iOree. One Of tile passengers was
70 say, - The two ministers should begin tn
or We be drowned. - :. Ma, ma, - said the
an ~ the little ane can pray if he like, |
n o'g ane maun TAX an oar
electric S Telegraph has been put to a new
''a'a' At WiDOuski, when the late
y. - L. .Lnie upon them, they sent at once to
a., uSSanee OF 30 miles, to ask, - How do
nhiie the operator there was at his
"Y snock arrived. lie at oncs sent to
al about zoo miles further on, to ask if
\ I ieil u. Ihey had Just time to say - No ;"
rue earthquake came up.
TSINING TSl,G DEvICE.-The device proposed for
Ike patent, on his being created a
-, a. according to "a Berlin paper, :. Ecit
=, - 80, % Raih und Thar So Honest and
n !, .cu',se - aud aetIon.-' The King, however,
Isr -, H'u iTGgen. damn tcdge1l ''-s'FIiIrst
m -, -. 'e'i'ese or, to keep the play on
IN 81 es 1egea aud s0o9e1l-.s First weigh,
~ ana away" zls8 El-f
= 'ntAN m1 hLoQrENcE---During recent tour
"A 1ry, Eotvos, the Minister, was ha-
various Stuhlriehter." and To
eS Specimens, Hungarian eeIoopenee1
o'r -aIgi t'lng. Thus Geo. Panlovviez addressed
-:l-y In these terms 1--WE see the
,se "niSn N hits our nation up to the level of
- we're endowed with TSamson's
!, woli1 Tear the biggest oak from the
4 s'ls aud dip 1t, even as a ueu. ialo the FAM
: ~ ~ Tue sun IN order to put down, with IN
les.Lures, your ExceIIencv's name for the
vi those who hate the light. % y - .
srH GOD HAND;Ilt is related by an estimable
IS .h P.ous Iady, whose exertions in every
eor.,s.'y T,,,sy anu Deneyolence have endeared her
one br;.,Ls eiiat on Nher way to Sabbath
ver,I ~. sun-shIny Sunday morning, she
in a do'.--,, One OF whom was a newsboy,
San,J.r ~ paying cards; one of them
A ond y.3S scholar of the lady. She
u ana INSISTED that they should accomnanv
ehureh- After some PERSUASION ,be 49,
consented, but the yoangcst a Lad of san,s. s.,~ -
rs, perslstently refused. -
ny don't you come. NV bov9., "a A..
. Is very wrong of yos TO 10y ;sfn.s Sslo the
ut don't want to go.''
ny, what is the reason ~,
lnPatIence Of the little fellow waved des.
; and in an indignant voice he aroIa;S -
I'd fall OF cards e eAciaiHed'
qua you go to Sunday School roith n 6oud
trlf1lDS Ike thai 3''I '' = NUM-
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