The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-12-23
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

pie! Why not call him potpie, and then down
him 2-Er.
Our "printer. pie" and consign him to the
"hell.box."
The Lake Co. Patriot is alarmed because the
0or:hern part of the city of Waukegan is infest-
with vertit.e wolves. and proposes grand
off hunt such as was the fashion in pioneers
times. Wolves have been known to carry off
lambs, but seldom at.eok full grown sheep!
The Chicago Joulnal fluids some uieviations
from it's losses in the great tre IL. the fact tn
a cart load {. thereabo Ut 'orixiDal poetry"
in manuscript va, burnt up III the editorial
room.
An Indiana editor says: We leave to.mor-
row for the county hog show, snd hope to take
the prize"
That editor must ba u relative OF Grant, he
seems willing to take s1yt hing
The Louisville Coalraer-,Jouanal says the ''nom.
ination of Tom Scott of the Pennsylvania Cen
trail, for President looks little bilious" If
Bob Virgins. Gene. Superintendent OF the
Bungtown Narrow % Turnpike, should de-
cline his name fo, ice.Presidency on the
ticket We fear the aid be failure.
An Illinois paper -dited by Mr.. Steel, says:
GA printer last week promised to go into part
Sr1S "a'n Vs. u nS" so WIS u;,s. nue
xou mt ;t-Steol &, Doo,;ttla NJ Dool;,tla {,
Steel. We cant join. One of US would be in
the poor house and the other in the peniten.
tisry."
Hare il tbe ,.test turn ~ woman. r;,hts.
Ae 40 '"o '"'e'' '"'n Va "oi'""o isn'o'
Two feminines, driving on plank road, were
applied to for toll "Wsll," says one, "how
much is t3" For man and horse" replied
the gate-keepsr, "the charge is ffty cents"
Meii' men, get out OF the way We are Two
eais anu mare Het up Jenny: ana away
tney went, ieaVihH INC man III mute astonlsh'
1hent.
A radical exchange get, off the fo,low;nv MN
.u;oo -
- WV 'A'0 >0'"N"' ""N :" 'N' 'o''o"i"s
s..nr :. -, po.,..
Saturn ia y ,s" of the rinS
He had bet, 10 above sbarn ,bino
all over hfs paper I'D Re better reading
than ,ditcrial' lever written.
IA,
las genius, / that he mus rid himself 81 lhrss
!. ,rious faults before he an be called poet.
Inc eoltor wants to cure HAY while the Sun
'n'heS-1eTTe-Aa"'e 1l"''.
OF turner's Woman. Rivb,s hill mn, -
T.. ' ~" :"
thuslv rs,narks.
rnor,s l,u ,1,,
,4rnnisv soT. " ~, ;" r Gu. a -. M.,
What right has womnD .pr. from wars alarms
10 cast ballot whr sh. 'lou't bear arms p
for shame sHoVt. Mrs iluh IN lofty dudgeon.
A0 mnd"son Ne' '"'' you Ola cur
" h@' r!Sh' nave you' with all your talk Devil
To cast ballot when you don't bear children -
s+rss, R.uw.v ox j., c.u
as ferps,p.sseucisesub. huawager. This term
may 90 tor The Germans, who can pronounce
eight-cofnered words with ease and one hand
su,or hl"n 49, 49," Wv ~ ""'l' never an
that Pierpstpesseuciseubahp for me. ,bs
crfs;t i ,ov in c;,c,,,tio., h,,, ho u.s.. m.
fan,,,iua,io. i t,o l,r,.o o,,u =, 1917,
Ioudeut in the poniteI:isrv-Jl int1. Reo1ster
Tho editor 81 .lo Tn1l,. o,,;ao,.,,
-'''0' U. VIC A'""' e''aehtiy wants
"'''' ''- 'e'''1 ''o'i no'ie'
The New York EreHiag Post is both authority
MN f ..,,. ..v 'ua' h"i1 COZ
. rae. -, .rn3 ,tf,. p"p'l ~ iiAe
o,,r,.,,,at 9'oN ''"e ~ '"n o'ef 'or
IAe prescription drug store of DR.. Corcoran
is gaining extensive popularity From personal
nra.cr;nr ~ ~" -ot tno eAee.ehce OF
iisbr ygS'rs b EH. ~ ''F US al this eStao'
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