The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1871-11-16

3Hmorons.
Said conceited young lady
You men are a covet-us set.
Who was Richard the Third be
fore he was "himself again.
Advice to persons meditating
law: Keep your own counsel.
When is clock on the stairs
dangerous? When it runs down.
An early spring-Jumping cut of
bed at FIVE o'clock in The morning.
Our later Mother HUBBARD
nursery song-Hear me ga0'0 ma.
Why is a wife like bad bill? Be
causes he is difficult to get changed
Nearly all women like soldiers,
and Some would like a good offer,
sir.
a good tonic for debiitated
young ladies-iron. \ better ton
ic-ironing.
The man who wrote I'm SadGest
When I Sing" was a fool to sing
so much.
An exchange speaks of a SHINY
attended concertas a homeopathic
audience.
III ran YOU on your little head.
is a popular Western parody on
much sung song.
Ma, dear, what do they play the
organ so loud for when church is
over. Is it to wake us up?
An ugly old bachelor suggests
that births should be published IN
der the head of New Music"
On weekdays you buy your mu-
sic by the sheet; on Sundays you
have it by the choir for nothing.
a musical friend thinks the first
piece of music performed by Adam
must have been MARKINGS at Eve.
Mr.. Jones, said Mrs. Jones, with
an air of tiumph, don't you think
marriage is q means of grace2
A properly constituted head can
accommodate itselfto whatever pillow
vicissitudes of fortune may place
under it.
Wen yes, growled Jones; I sup
pose anything is a means of grace
that breaks down pride and leads
to repentance.
And now an exchange wants to
know, since w ork is pronoudced
wtrk, why P o k is notpronounced
pirk? This is rather w-irksome.
The drum is 3 paradox of parch-
ment; for the best drums, of course
cannot be beat; and if they can
not be beaten, what are they good
for2
4 conceited parson once said:
This morning I preached to 4 con.
gregatoa GLASSES! Thought that,
retorted a lady, when You called
them your beloved brethren.
Thar IL tu kline NV men that ]
don't kere tn meet when I'm in q
CRATE hurry; man that I owe and
men that want to owe me.
He came down to town for hi.
morning nip, he raised his glass, h,
heayed sigh, and then between
each ardent sip he cried, Oh. how
is this for-r-ye.
Bad Pennsylvania boys ask the
usher for a seat in church, anl
while he is solemnly marching NJ
the aisle, they silently steal of ans
run away.
Tt is said that if you take tw,
letters from money there win bu
one left. We have heard of a mar
who took money nom two letter.
and there wasn't any LEFT,
A John Chinaman hal heard tn
quotation; We have piped unit,
you, but We have not daaeed, al,
thus reproduced it; We toot foot
ell to You, why for no make jun
pee2
Horace Greeley is reported au
thority Tor the last rule TO secur
profit from poultry. fit is desii
Ell to make them lsy, ne says, Il
their Ies. toseehea and they car
stand up.
Bridgeport boys construct an Ell
~, setftUp aSainst door, p0u III
bell, and run, The domestic 81
swcls the call ANA is frightened int
Mysteries, when the man fails dow
aud is dragged around the ccvnc
4 good story is t1jot 3 boo
black whose energies we're take
by the huge she's of a pgjvate ju.
returned rcola the war- The list
fellow kpeeling down. looled on
his shoulder TO 81 comraGe exslaiu
eds Lend rae 8 spis Jim; TIE 6,
an army contrast.
The editor Of the New Nol
Commercial says he read it in
forty seven times in for5y-eigI
hours that Chicago VIII rise Ike
phoenix foom the ashes, Ii 81
writer uses the phrase again the e