The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1871-04-21


The Joint High Cor ission, Jr.-The
Society of Gill-Netters is formed and oficered
to the full extent of the law. The president
has ordered new chair, "A SO which he
will occupy when engaged in deep meditation
upon the onerous duties of his office. He is
sworn not to relate an anecdote during the
deliberations of this Joint High Commission,
jr. The Vice President, whose occupation up
to the president time is unknown to us, has
been stationed at the mouth of the Eandusky
River, with directions to bribe all iEh not to
bite at the hooks of anglers, but treat them
with supreme contempt. He is visited every
morning at sunrise, by the President, and 9TH
er executive officers, The Secretary is writ
ing history Of this river, which will be held
in reserve for the future reference For the
sake of speedy action, he has taken the presi-
dent and attorney into partnership in his fish
business. They can be found at all times at
or near his Office, on State street. The attor.
ney is nearly ready to visit the fisheries Of the
old world, especially the Suez Canal, with a
view Of gathering information upon the gen.
eral subject. He will spend some time in the
neighborhood where Jonah spent forty days
under water, and take depositions Of the old
est inhabitants. The legislature OF Ohio will
not adjourn until after his return. This soci-
ETY. have strong case and will, without
doubt, silence the advocates of enforcing the
fish law and secure its repeal. They propose
to prove that the Sandusky River is an artif-
cial body of water, and is not located in Ohio.
Concerning the law, the attorney viii call sll
persons who have ever served on the Grand
Jury In this county, to swear that the law is
unconstitutional, and not consistent with the
spirit of American independence. This
done, they will declare the course pursued by
the Sandusky Valley Fishing Association
reasonable in its nature and insurrectionary
in character, the participstors to be dealt
with as provided in the constitution of the
United States. The liquor law is to be con.
sidered dead letter, until the Gill-Netters
declare themselves disorganized.
Chatter and Frivoltties.
Ladies still persist in wearing low necked
dresses.
Our bellies must bs emulous of the youthful
beauty of their venerated grandmother's, as
the lsghorn plats arc to be brought into use
again.
Ithas been declared out of taste, to display
presents at q wedding reception.
Invitations for party of any kind, should
not be issued Later than the preceding day
and as much earlier as the occasion may re-
quire.
A new feature is to be introduced at fash
ionable weddings, viz, four drmmutive pages,
to support the trail of the bride, In her pro-
gress to the altar. Something of this sort is
certainly necessary, for the friction and
weight of long bridal train, makes the jour
ney up the aisle work of no small labor.
The bonny hands that make good bread, are
not reported in the fashion books, this season.
Saratoga is to have cafe do danes. We
have ordered hundred lexicons, to find out
if possible what kind of beast that is
Ilusa De MtvsGa is the name of one of the
new styles of bonnets. We suppose that is
the vulgar pronunciation for midding dead
muskrat.
In the future, fashionable weddings viii be
advertised by newspapers and bill posters as
follows: Grandest Nuptiel of the Season.
The loyely-to the manly-Several novelties
never before presented. New music, new
dresses, new properties. Tickets 81; reserved
seats (middle aisle) 20 cents extra. N. B., All
persons occupying reserved sests are assured
that their full names will appear in the socie-
ty papers.
The fact that the mind Of England is much
disturbed, on account of Princess Louise hav.
ing married a Marquis, thereby raising ques-
ton as to her future title, is the only apology
that can be offered for the meager number Of
new styles which have appeared in dress It
creates discouraging prospect for the future,
but society must endure 1t, just for one sea-
son. Just think OF it, only ninety different
STYLES Of bonnets, when a hundred and seven
OF eight would have afforded only circum-
scribed choice. What is stiE more barbarous,
the style of dressing the hair III to change only
once month, when complete revolution,
once every ten days, would be a scanty indulg-
ence, to hungry humanity gasping for fresh
morsels of fashion. Not less preposterous, is
the parsimopiOus supply of the smaller arti-
cles of dress, such as collars, cuffs, &c. Every
style that will be furnished for the next three
menths, has been photographed, and only
about seven hundred and one or two, are re-
corded. Why, Of course, it is downright
1neanness to Withhold even a fair assortment.
So far as the Beau Brummels are concerned,
they are but little better treated than the
Maria Louise Victoria Isabella La Mode De-
James, except in neckties, which are abundant.
| We only gave the reports and advices hasty
reading, but arrived at the following conclu-
sions as to the authors advice. For Black
haired gents, with blonde whiskers, and dimp-
led chin, dove colored ties striped with gilt
lines, are fashionable. Red haired men, with
mink Burnsides and blue eyebrows, should Sc
ieet bright yellow ties, with medaIlions set in
fringe, and done up in sailors knot. Cross
eyed gents, with curly brown hair, parted
through the middle, and dear little nous
tache around the outskirts of the upper lip,
are advised to wear goose colored ties, striped
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