Urbana union. [volume] (Urbana, Ohio) 1862-1872, 1871-03-08
Josh BnlIugS Paperu.
REMNANTS.

EbEmNAEI6s
Customs are like grease-they. make
emmy thing slip easy.
There is sum things that kant be
counterfeited-A blush is one ov them.
Goodness IL jist az mutch ov a study
az mathumaticks il.
If man expekts teW be very virtew-
Gus he mustn't mix too mutch with the
world, nor too mutch with himself nei-
ther.
There IL more deviltry in the world
than there IL ignorance.
People who acktually deserve tew Iiv
their lives over 8gin are the very ones
who don't want to do it.
The richest man oV all IL he who haz
got but little, but haz got all he wants.
Natur makes all the noblemen-wealth,
edukashun, nor pedigree, never made
one yet.
When a man duz me favour slWus
try teW remember it, and when he duz
me an injufy, j alwus try tew forget it
if don't ought to.
If man IL honest he may not alWus
be in the right, but he kan never be in
the wrong.
Crate takers are generally CRATE liars,
for them who talk so mutch must sooner
or later run out ov the truth, and tell
what they dou't kno.
I don't bet thare IL emmy sich thing az
a perfektly good man, or perfektly bad
man.
I kno ov emmy quantity ov people
whose VirteWs are at the mercy Ov 9th.
er folks, who are good simply for the
reputashun Ov it, who haven't got emmy
more real appetite tew their conscience
than klam haZ.
I have studdyed mi own karakter,
and mi own impulses for 80 years clus.
ely, and I kant tell to-day Ito save q
bet) whether am an honest and treW
man or Motif thare Il emmy body who
knows about this matter I wish they
would address me a letter, enclosing q
postage blister.
There IL no sekts, nor religious dis
puteg amung the heather; they all OF
them cook q missionary the same way.
One crate reason viii Jordan IL sich
q run road teW travel is 5ekause almost
every boldly works inside ov their own
lot, and lets the turnpike take care ov
itself.
ThaTe IL lots ov folks who expekt tsW
eskape hell jist bekause the crowd is so
great that are going there.
Every man makes hiZ own pedigree,
and the best pedigree IL q clear con.
science.
To be a gentleman-git rich and keep
a hoss and buggy.
VirteW in poor man is looked upon
as jewel in a tud's nose.
The man who il tyrant in hiz own
household IL an abjekt cuss among his
equals.
After a man IL fairly born the next
CRATE blessing IL square deth.
VirteW Il like strength, no man can
tell how mutch he has got ov it till he
Gums akrost sumthing he kant lift.
I have cum to the kOnklusion that
what every boldly praizes wants cluss
watching.
Thare Il nothing the wurld will nav so
mutch for az first rate nonsense, and
there IL nothing in the market so skase.
phare IL menny folks who are like
mules, the only way to their aff9ckshuns |
is through the kindness OF klub.
Thare amt but phew people who |
know how to Civ gifts, and the num-
Der who know how to receive them IL
less.
The strongest propensity in woman's
nature IL to want to know 'lDbGEs ooipo
onP and the next strongest, IL tew boss
skorn not the day of little things, for
thare IL no man in this world SO crate 1
but what sum one kan do him a favor,
or an injury.
Thare IL one witness that never il
guilty ov perjury, and that IL cor.
science.
Thare IL sich a thing as being tew
quick am ov that kind miself, / alwus
miss rale rode train by being thare q
half an our too soon.