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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-02-18
OU n SATURDAY NIGHT.
Ready to Begin.
Saturday Night Of the year!

Saturday Night Of the year!
The old is fnished-or soon
will be. And then the New Year
will begin, with its rolling shad-
ows and wondrous experiences
1t is within fifty minutes Of mid
night as We commence this para
graph. All the evening have We
beer sitting alone. The noise Of
the street las not reached us-for
we have bcen busy with memory,
and talking with the unseen, who
have given us light and promise
that during the year to come we
shall do more good and make more
people happier than in any year
before since we took up the pen
to write words Of earnest, kindly
meaning.
We have been thinking. Do you,
good friend, ever think? Do YOU
ever pauselin your race for wealth,
position, or dissipation, to let the
good spirits, who are with US ev-
er, tell us what they would, and
suggest the heaven horn thoughts
which make US better as we stop
to listen, then remem Der and adop t..
We have been thinking Of the past
year. 1t has been one of trial, of
joy, of sorrow, of happiness and
Of struggling. We have done ma
ny things We would were blotted
from the record, and if any one
who reads has not, let that person
censure! We have made q few
persons happier; have wronged no
one; have not swerved from tha.
we believed and believe to be right.
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An observing youth Of our &C.
quaintance lost q favorite pup re-
Gently. by the animal playfully
licking the face of his blonde sis
ter just before she started to a
ball. says the Chicago Republican.
Mrs. Ingham, Of Iowa, will live
in history as the woman who deliv-
cred Thanksgiving sermon while
her husband proudly sat back of
the pulpit holding the baby.
An Arkansas planter, who has
carefully noted the work Of about
sixty Cinnamon, reports that they
are better cotton pickers than the
negroes, and that they are very in
dustrious and obedient, and at the
same time cleanly in their habits
and persons. They work for SIS
month and board. and live rim
cipally on rice and molasses
kB Pere Crafty. one day in
Paris, thinking he had left his W watch
at home, took it out Of his pocket
TO see if he had time to 90 back af-
ter it. Neandef, the church his
torian, used 10 go to his lectures
in his night cap and night gown,
and sometimes walked in the gut
ter. But all those cases do not
equal that of the man who takes 4
paper year after year and always
torge;s to pay for it.
An Amsterdam journal says that
New York is so defiant Of law, and
so full of ruffians, that clergymen
carry mnskets to church, and that
persons WHO bear around the con-
tribution box arm themselves with
revolvers.
A Persian manus cript of great
beauty. containing sixty full page
miniature illuminatiors, and pro-
fusely ornamented throughout in
gold and colors in the highest class
of ancient ant, was recently sold in
London for S1,025.
The situation in South Carolina
is described as follows by a cor
respondent from the capital: The
martial law bill is dead; impeach.
ment ended; no kuklux on the
rampage; no money in the treas
ury. The capital is indeed dull.
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MEDICINES
German Bit
ters,
Hooaand's German Ton
ic,
Hoodand's Podophyllin
Pill,
Hooaand's Greek Oil.
Hollands German Bitters.
Hooaand's Greek Oil.
Hoohand's German Bitters.

BITTERs WITHOUT ALCOHOL CIR SPIRITS OF
ANY KIND
Is different from all others. It IS composed
of the pure juices or VITAL PRINCIPLE OF
RooTs, HERBS and BARKs (or as incidentally
termed, extracts }, the worthless or inert por
tions of the ingredients not being used.
Therefore, in one bottle of this Bitters there
is contained as much medicinal virtue as will
be found in several gallons of ordinary mix
lures. The Roots, &C., used in this Bitters
are grown in Germany, their vital principles
extracted in that country by a scientific
Chemist and forwarded TO the mandatory in
this city, where they are compounded and
cnts, this Bitters is free from the objec tions
urged against ali others no desil e for slim.
ulants can be induced from their use, they
cannot make drunkards, and cannot, under
any circumstances, have any but beneficial
effect.
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Read the following SYMPTOMS:

Read the following symptoms:
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles
Fullness of Blood to the Head, acidity of the
Stomach, Nausea, HEARTBURN, Disgust for
Food, Fulness or Weight in the Stomach,
Soar Eructat:ous, Sinking or Fluttering at
Head, Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Flutter-
ing at the Heart, Choking or Sufocating Sen
sations when in Lying Posture. Dimness of
Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull
Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration,
Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in
the Side, Back, Chest, Loius, &C., Sudden
Flushes OF Heat, Burning in the Flesh. Con-
sion of Spirits. All these indicate Disease of
the Liver, or Digestive Organs combined with
impure blood.
The use of the Bitters or Tonic will soon
cause the above symptoms to disappear. & II
the patient will become we'll and healthy.
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Hoofland's German Tonic

Was compounded for those not inclined to
extreme bitters, and is intended for use in
cases when some alcoholic stimulant is re-
quired in connection with the Tonic proper
ties of the Bitters. Each bottle of the Tonic
contains one bottle of the Bitters, combined
with pure SANTA CRUZ RUN, and favored in
such manner that the extreme bitterness Of
the Bitters is overcome, forming a prepara-
ton highly agreeable and pleasant to the pal
ate, and containing the medicinal virtues of
the Bitters. The price Of the Tonic is $3.50
per bottle, which many persons think too
high. They must take into consideration that
the stimulant used is guaranteed to be of
pure quality. A poor article could be fur
nished at cheaper price, but is it not better
to pay little more and have a good article
A medicinal preparation should contain none
but the best ingredients, and they who ex-
pect to obtain cheap compound will most
certainly be cheated.
They are the Greatest known Rem
edies
For LIVER COMPLAINT, DYSPEPSIA,
NERVOUS DEBILITY, JAUNDICE,
DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS,
ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN,
and all diseases arising from
Disordered Liver,
Stomach or I'M
PURITY
of the
BLOOD.
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Ne shall have no remorse, or regret
Tor act Of our own.. but will each.
day grow stronger in welI-doing.
He is ready to begin life in ear
Iost. He has studied. He has
passed from an apprentice to the
freedom Of the workshop. He can
now instruct others and suggest TO
those who are trying to reach
position he is fitted to enter upon.
No more an apprentice, but ever a
student.
@
We, too, are ready to enter up
on tie new year and its duties
This may be our last Saturday
Night But for those We love, we
wish it were. The rough tools Of
the apprentice have been used-we
are ready to enter another room to
continue labor ct any time. Til
we are called We shall work here
more and more earnestly. Per-
haps those we love will be ready
to enter upon the new year of ex
istence with y. That will be
happiness, for it is not so pleas
ant to work alone!
Sometimes, as to night, we can
hear the workmen in the grand
workroom beyond our apprentice
ship! Sometimes they come and
tell US all about what they are do
ing, and what for, and who for
Sometimes they come, or one comes
from their number, and tell us that
all we write is read Over There as
here-that sometimes we write
words which are read by those who
have gone before, and they look
sad till they read the better ones,
which are more from the heart
than the head-the only ones that
have weight in the beautiful Eter
nal.
But this much we know. The re
is An apprenticeship here, there is
great workshop there. All these
great inventions are planned there
suggested to US here, and thus
we work with those who work with
US, though often we know it not
We do not create thoughts. God
alone is the creator. II we pause
in our work or writing to think OF
and within ourselves, we cannot
think. We must keep step TO pro
gress. It will be glorious working
there. Eternity is no resort for
idlers. There will be other duties
than singing hymns aud walking
in professions. Each of us will
live, and work, and be made use
full in the new year to the new life.
There will be no prison-pen of fire
to consume in spite, in the grand
work room Of the Eternal.
Our friend is confident that with
the new week and the New Year
he will enter upon new life. He
has been told SO. His reason tells
him SO. Tue work there Is to bo
tells him SO.
So shall we oil work Over There.
The poor beggar whose heart is
good will be at work there--while
The rich person whose heart is not
good will be taught and schooled
till it is. We all shall be busy in
the Industrious future. We shall
go as on the wings of the wind /,
with plans, thoughts, ideas, sug
gestions, inventions--with love,
mercy, forgiveness, humiliation,
and lessons the religion Of Christ
more than of man, till in time the
world will be better, and the mil
lions Of worlds God has, as he ha g
this, shall be better, and better,
and better, and better, as we shall
earnestly strive to be from this
blessed Saturday Night --'BRIcK'
PoMERoY.
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DR.. Hoofland's Podophyllin,
TWO PILLS A DOSE.

TWO PILLS A DOSE.
The most poUerful, yet innocent, Vegetable Ca
har:ic knomn.
1t is not necessary to take a handful OF
these Pills to produce the desired effect; two
of them act quickly and powerfully. cleans.
ing the Liver, Stomach, and Bowels of all
impurities. The principal ingre iient is Pod
ophyllin, or the Alcoholic Extract of Man
drake, which is by many times more Power
full, Acting, and Searching, than the Mandrake
itself. Its peculiar action is upon the Liver,
cleansing it speedily from all distractions,
with all the power of Mercury, yet free from
the injurious results attached to the use of
that mineral.
For all diseases, in which cathartc is in
dcated, these Pills will give entire satisfac
ton in every case. They nerer fail.
In cases OF Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,
and extreme Costiveness, DR.. Hoofand's Ger
man Bitters or Tonic should be used in con-
nection with the Pills. The tonic effect cf
the Bitters or Tonic builds up the system.
The Bitters or Tonic purifes the Blood,
strengthens the nerves, regulates the Liver,
and gives strength, energy, and vigor.
Keep your Bowels active with the Pills,
and tone up the system with Bitters or Tonic,
and no disease can retain its hold, or ever as
sail you.
These medicines are sold by all Druggists
and dealers in medicines everywhere.
Recollect that il is Dr.. HoOFLAND's GER
MAN REMEDIES, that are so universally used
and highly recommended; and do not allow
the Druggist to induce you to take anything
else that he may say is just as good, because
he makes larger profit on it. These Rem
edies will be sent by Express to any locality,
| upon application to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE.
at the GERMAN MEDICINE STORE, 631
ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA.
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The Gravel.

The gravel ensues from neglect or improp.
er treatment OF the kidneys. These organs
being weak, the water is not expelled from
the bladder, but allowed to remain it be-
comes feverish, and sediment forms. 1t is
from this deposit that the stone is formed,
and gravel ensues.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-02-18

THE KIDNEYS.

The Kidneys are two in number, situated
at the upper part OF the loin, surrounded by
fat, and consisting of three parts, viz the
Anterior the Interior, and the Exterior.
The anterior absorbs. Interior consists of
tissues or veins, which serve as deposit ter
the urine and convey it to the exterior. The
exterior is conductor also, terminating in
single tnbe, and called the Uterus. The ute
rus are connected with the bladder.
The bladderis composed Of various cover
ings or tissues, divided into parts, viz: the
Upper, the Lower the Nervous, and the Mu-
cous. The upper expels, the lower retains.
Many have desire to urinate without the
ability; others urinate without the ability to
retain. This frequently occurs in children.
To cure these affections, We must bring in.
to action the muscles, which are engaged in
their various functions. If they are neglect
ed, Grave! or Dropsy may ensue.
The reader must also be made aware, that
however slight ma ' be the attack, it is sure to
affect the bodily health and mental powers,
| as our flesh and blood are supported from
these sources.
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And whatif the Hon. gentlem:

And whatif the Hon. gentleman
An N. c. in expectancy,
"Has been every thing by turns and nothing
long"
Wise men often change-fools
NEVER!
'Tis most true, that during the
late war Of the Southern Democratic
Rebellion, his clarion voice rang
out in dire vengeance threatening
to the copperheads opposed 10 the
chastising of the rebels. How viv-
idly we remember the fearful an.
athemas hurled at the tall "syca-
more Of the Wabash" and his affll-
iators, giving notice that we're he
in military command in the State,
he would make summary work
with them-would hang them
gently perforate their withstand
otherwise extinguish their light
Had this valorous Sancho Pansa
bsen clothed with little brief au.
thority, he would doubtless have
paid his respects to the Hon. Dam
iel, and may-hap to the editor Of
the "Herald.''
There is scarcely a question but
that in some lucid interval, he
would have arraigned, tried by
drum head court martial, condemn
ed and executed them. We almost
shudder at the bare contemplation
Of the scene. just to think D. W.
V. and the editor of the "Herald,"
standing at the place of execution,
in the presence Of the Hon. D. S.
Gooding, one of Lincoln's minions:
Gooding-(to the prisoners)-
Have you any thing to say
VOORHEES, -"Farewell, a long
farewell to all my greatness !"
"This is the state of man; to-day he puts forth
The tender leaves. TO- morrow blossoms,
And bears his blushing honors thick upon
! him;
The third day comes killing frost;
And, when he thinks, good easy man, full
| surely
His greatness is ripening -nips his root,
And then he falls, as do
Had but served my country with half thr zeal
I've served my party, would not now
Be left naked to nv enemies"
Editor Herald-(to Daniel}-
Peace! Peace Let's die like
men. Farewell vain world, with
all its pomp and glory. Farewell /!
The drop falls--and with it two
lights Of rcsurrected Democracy.
"See by what slender thread hang everlast-
ing things"
| Herein we witness not only the
gratitude of the Editor of the Her
aid, but also do we behold as well,
the capacious head Of the eloquent
Mr.. Gooding, and besides his great
and magnanlmous, forglving heart.
/ Hence we join with the Herald.
in saying by all m cans let him be
admitted to his seat in congress,
for which his IGNoMINIoUs oppo-
nent holds the certificate--in vio-
lation of outraged democracy--and
further, as a warning to all such
ballot box St Fers as Judge Will
son, let Congress declare by solemn
resolution that all persons hereaf-
Representing credentials for ad
mission, before a elf-constituted
democratic committee have had
time to overhaul and recount the
. tickets--shall be forever rendered
} ineligible to a seat in Congress
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Dropsy

Il Q collection of water in some parts of the
body. and bears different names, according to
the parts affected, VIZ: when generally diff
fusedov the body, it is called Anasarca /;
when of the abdomen, Ascites when of the
chest, Hydrothorax.
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THY cOuNTRYs AND TRuTH's!"
THEY DIDN'T THINK.
BY PHOEBE CARY.

Once trap was baited
With a piece of cheese
II tiekled so a little mouse
1t almost made him sneeze;
An old rat said, "Tbere's danger,
Be careful where you go"
"Nonsence r. said the other,
81 don't think you know
So he walked in boldly
Nobody in sight;
First lie took Noble,
Then he took bite;
Close the trap together
Snapped as quick as wink,
Catching mousey fast there,
Cause he din't think.
Once little turkey,
Fond of her own way,
Wouldn't ask the old ones
Where to go or stay;
She said, 81 m not a baby,
Here am half-grown;
Surely am big enough
To run about alone !"
OF she went, but somebody
Hiding saw her pass; ....
Soon like snow her feathers
Covered all the grass.
So she ma lie supper
For sly young mink,
Cause she was SO headstrong
That she wouldn't think.
Once there was a robin
Lived outside the door,
Who wanted 10 60 inside
And hop upon the floor.
"Oh, no." said the mother,
"You must stay with me;
Little birds are safest
Sitting in a tree"
81 don't care,' said robin,
And gave his tail a fling,
~ don't think the old folks
Know quite everything"
Down he few, and Kitty seized him,
Before he'd time to blink.
"Oh," he cried. "I'm sorry,
But didn't think
Now, my little children,
You who read this song,
Don't you see what trouble
Comes of thinking wrong?
And can't you take warning
From their dreadful fate,
Who began their thinking
When it was too late?
Don't think there's always safety
Where no danger shows,
Don't suppose you know more
Than anybody knows;
But when you re warned of ruin,
Pause upon the brink,
And don't go under headlong,
Cause you didn't think.
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Muncie has heroine in the per-
son of Miss Lottie Bice, lady Of
eighteen years, who jumped into
the river last Friday, at the risk
Of her own life. and saved that Of
little boy who had broken through
the ice.
A young lady in company being
asked to play the 'Maiden's Pray
err cheerfully struck up Mother,
may I 60 out to swim
While Massachusetts, is excited
about opening libraries on Sun
day, Scotland is deeply moved
concerning the Introduction Of in.
strumental music into church SER
vices. The Same speeches are made
in opposition to both Innovations.
Prominent at the last Presidents
reception, was . citizen Of Cory
don, N. H., who resolutely kept
his hat on, telling the ushers that
he had heard how fellows at Wash
ington stole strangers hats, and he
didn't mean to have his stolen.
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DR.. Hoofand's Greek Oil,
Lightning Cure for all kinds Of Pain 8
and Aches.

APPLIED ExrERNALLY.-It will cure all
kinds Of Pains and Aches, such as Rheuma.
tism, Neuralgia, Toothache, Chilblains, Frost
Bites, Sprains, Bruises, Headaches, Pains in
the Back and Loins, Pains in the Back and
Lons, Pains in the Joints or Limbs, Stings
of Insects, Ringworms, etc.
TAKEN INTERNALLY.-It will cure Kidney
Complaints, Backaches, Sick Headache, Collie,
Dysentery. Diarrh9a, Cholera Infantum,
Cholera Morbus, Cramds and Pains in the
Stomach, Fever and Ague, Coughs, Colds
Asthma, etc.
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0out, or Rheumatism

Pain occurring in the loins is indicative of
the above diseases. They occur in persons
disposed to ecid stomach and chalky concre-
tions.
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Treatment.

Helmbold's highly concentrated compound
Extract Buchu is decidedly one Of the
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Next Monday will be great day
in the Criminal Court Of Marion
County. The Cold Spriug trage-
dy will be resurrected for the third
time, and its characters, living and
dead, made to pass in review be-
fore the multitude. Several chron-
ic pills in the form of superanua-
ted old codgcrs, are lowering about,
hoping to be subp9naed as jurors,
thereby securing exemption from
legitimate labor for q couple Of
weeks at least. Such men are no
more fit to take such prominent
part in this trial than they are to
teach Greek in Cambridge College.
Spot 'em, Sheriff, and send them
about their misunderstanding cob
ble-stone paveMents; or selling
peanuts by the pint Ind. Mir
ror.
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s'The Little Church Around the Cor.
nPrs3

neT.'
Mr.. Holland, veteran actor and highly re-
spected man, died recently, 10 New York, and
his friend, Mr.. Joseph Jefferson, applied to .
clergy man to allow the funeral TO take place
from his church. Consent was given, but
when the minister, Rev. Mr.. Sabine, learned
that Holland had been an actor. he withdrew
it, adding, "There is little church around
the corner from mine, from Which they allow
actors to be buried; you'd better make appli-
cation there" MIR. jefferson left with the
remark, "All honor to the little church around
the corner r
"Bring him not here. where our sainted feet
Are treading the path to glory;
Bring him rot here. where our Savior sweet
Repeats, Tor as, His story.
Go take him where such things are done,
(For he sat in the seat of the scorner)
To where they have room, for we have no ne,
To that little church round the corner"
So spake the holy man Of God
Ut another man, his brother,
Whose cold remains, ere they sought the sod,
Had only asked tn It Christian rite
Might be read above them by one whose light
Was, Brethren love one another )"
Had only asked that prayer be read
Ere his flesh went down to join the dead,
Whilst his spiri, looked, with suppliant eyes,
Searching for God throughout the skies.
But the priest frowned "No," and his brow
was bare
Of love in the sight of fhe mourner.
And they looked for Christ and found Him
where?
In that little church round the corner!
All well, God grant when, with aching feet.
We tread lies last few PAGES,
That We may hear some accents sweet,
And kiss, to the end, fond faces,
/ God grant that this tired flesh may rest
Mid IL any a musing mourner),
While the sermon is preached, and the rites
| are read,
In no church where the heart of love is dead
And the pastor pious prig at best,
But in some small nook where Gods con
| fessed-
Some little church round the cornerl
A. E. LANCASTER.
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Saturday, Feb. 18, 1871

S.M. .PETTENGILL & CO.,
81 Park Row, New York
GEORGE p. ROWELL & CO.,
40 Park Row New York
Are the sole Agents for the Richmond Palladi-
um 10 that city, and are authorized to con.
tract for inserting advertisements for US at our
lowest cash rates. Advertisers in that city
are requested TO leave their favors with either
of the above houses.
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BEST REMEDIES

For diseases of the bladder. kidneys, gravel,
dropsical swellings, rheumatism, and gouty
affections. Under this head we have arrang-
Cd Dysufia, or difficulty and paih in passing
water, Scanty Secretion, or small and fre-
quent discharges of water; Strangury, or
stopping of water; Hematuria, or bloody
urine Gout and Rheumatism of the kidneys,
without any change in quantity, but increase
in color, or dark water. 1t was always
highly recommended by the late Dr.. Physick,
in these affections.