Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1871-11-23
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2s, 1871.
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Let another's passions be lecture to
Thy reasons.
Never insult misery, deride infrmity
nor despise deformity.
Men, like books, have at each end
blank leaf; childhood and old age.
Suspicion and distrust are the greatest
enemies to friendship.
Do with trials as men with new hats
nut them on and wear them until they be
come easy.
The man who never made mists ke
never made discovery.
The sorrows of believers are better
than the joys of sinners.
By bestowing blessings on others we en-
tail them or themselves.
It's our part to wait and trust; and
the Lords to disperse and govern.
The cultivation of the moral nature in
man is the grand means for the improve
nent of society.
Brevity is in writing what charity is to
all the other virtues. Righteousness
without the one is worth nothing, nor
authorship without the other.-Sidney
Smith.
known unto God are all future events
and contingencies. have thrown myself
blindfold, and, l trust, without reserve;
into His Almighty hand Whitefeld.
The most popular of all watchwords-
Tick.
The way to keep your silk umbrella
Only lend your cotton one.
An editor in Georgia asks another
sswhether he can bite the bottom of fry
ing pan out without shutting his nose"
"Was the Roman matron whose sons
were Jewels mother of pearls2" "No,
my child, the Gracchi were Comedians"
Why should the man who opens oysters
and the man who cooks them both be ad-
mitted to holy orders? Because ones
pryer and the others frier.
s'How did you learn that graceful atti-
tudep" said gentleman to fellow lean
Ing in maudlin fashion against q post.
ssI have been practicing at a glass;" was
the reply.
s'John, saw your cousin Isaac few
weeks ago, and he just received terrible
fall which cut most horrible cash in his
arm.n
"Ah, poor fellow what did he fall
on?n
s'Well, really, I forgot now, but it rath-
er strikes me he fell on Tuesday morn
ing"
ssDon't trouble yourself to stretch your
mouth any WIDER" said a dentist to a
man who was extending his jaw frightful.
ly, ''as intend to stand outside during
the operation"
When girl is kissed by her lover, what
newspapers would she mention? No
ssGuardian," no Spectator" ," no ''Obser-
ver," but as many "Times" as you
please.
"Our children will have an immense
tax on their hands, said gentleman.
so, horribleI' exclaimed an elderly lady.
"What blessing we have nails on ours" {"
Day and night yield US contrary bless
ings, and at the same time assist each 9TH
er, by giving fresh lustre to the delights
Of both.
A boy of wonderful talent f whistlirg
so the legend runs-got round sharp
curve of the railway and whistled with
such realistic beauty as to stop an ap.
preaching train. The fag.man, appa-
rently under the same illusion, came
out and s,Oitcted him off
"Gentlemen," said an Irish orator,
t'if that great man Daniel OConnell, the
hberator of his country, had lived to see
this day of Ireland's humiliation, he
would have died years ago."
A Leavenworth paper, in urging en-
listment in Kansas regiment about to be
,aised to fight the Indians, says: "The
service will last for three or four month
only, and will be source of health,
pleasure and profit to all who enlist.
As the steamboat Oregon was passing a
short time since, newly arrived Irish
man, belonging to the celebrated O'Regan
family, was heard to exclaim: "O-r-e-
g-o-n, oh, be jabbersl not four weeks in
this country yet, and steamboat named