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The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
ssr WHArARE YOUR srMproMsq-Mrs.

la WHATA ARE YOUR SYMPToMs7-Mrs.
Selma Horton, residing at Fort Lee, was, five
months ago,a confirmed hypochondriac. One
day she was bswailing her miserable condition
to a lady friend in Brooklyn. "What are your
symptoms?" said the lady. "Oh, 1 am sick
all over, " was the reply; never free from
headache and pains in the back very weak,
and so ~low-spirited that the least thing makes
me cry" Just my own case a year ago, when
/ commenced using PLANTATION BITrRRs, /" said
Mrs. II, "WeIl?" inquired her friend.
+" well; they cured me of every distressing
symptom IN two weeks. and you'd betterfolow
my example" The lady did SO, and with the
same happy result.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

CHAPPED HANDS, face, rough skin
pimples, ringworm, salt-rheum, and
other c~utaneous affections, cured, and
the skin made soft and smooth, by using
the JUMPER Tar Soar, made by Cas-
WE'LL, HAZARD & Co., New York. 1t is
more convenient and easily applied than
other remedies, avoiding the trouble of
the greasy compounds now in use.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

TIE Bavarian wounded are said to
be very sensitive to pain, frequently
uttering frightful cries where a single
word from an officer would keep the
maagled Prussians as silent as death.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

the Northwest, and sustain the same relation
that h 3. Claim Co. do to that ofNew York.
HoTcHK1ss, EDDY 4 Co, successors 10 Whit
temore, Carter 4 Brown, Wholesale dealers
IN Hats, Caps, Furs and Straw Goods, occupy
the second N third floors of the south 40
feet-167 feet deep-with a large and care
fully selected stock of the best goods In their
line, at the lowest prices to be found in Chi
cago. Mr.. Hotchkiss has had fifteen years
experience in the business in New York, and
Mr.. Eddy was seven years with John Y.
FgrveI & Co, and had q confidential position
IN that great house. They are both live men,
understand their business, and offer special
Inducements to the trade Of the Northwest.
They make . speciality Of umbrellas and
parssols-
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

HE reason why the horse rubs off
his blanket at nights, is, because the
girt hurts him. Have it padded and
looser, and fasten the blanket partly
under the breast, and perhaps by a
crupper.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
EGP Nopruu

kdF NORTHWESTERN HORSE NAIL Co.
manufacturers Of Patent Hammered Horse
Nails. Office, So West Van Buren, street. Fac
tory Sc to IS West Van Buren, street, corner
Clinton street. Chicago.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
Al

Bgr SEE ADVERTISEMENT of DR.. Butts
Dispensary, headed Book for the Milion-MGR-
RAGE GuIDE-in another column. It should
be read by all.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

ne LADIES' You will receive val
liable information by addressing DR.. Louis
Magendie, 50 Vesey street, New York city.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

Er SEA Moss FARNE from pure
Irish Moss, for Blanc Mango, Puddings, Gus
tards, Creams, &C., &c. The cheapest, healthi-
est, and most delicious food in he world
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
JOB MOSES
Sir James eiark's Female Pills.

These Invaluable Pills are unfailing to the cure ofall
those paknful and dangerous diseases 70 which the fe-
male constitution is subjsct They moderate all excess-
&c and remove al distractions, from whatsoever cause.
TO MARRIED LADIES
They are particularly suited. They viii In q short time
bring on the monthly period with regularity and
although very powerful, contain nothing hurtfl 10 the
constitution. In al cases of Nervous ana Spinal 4fec-
s~Lertion, Paipftstion Of the Heart, Hystencs and
Whites, they win effect Z cure when all other means
have failed The pamphlet around each package has
ful directions and advice or viii be sent free TO all
writing for IT. sealed from observation.
SPECIAL OTICE
Job Moses Sir james Clark,s Female Pulls are e.
tensfvely CouETERFEITED. The genuine have the
name of nc MOSES on each package. An others
are worthless
". B-In all cases where the GEEUnsE cannot be
obtained. One Dollar, with fifteen cent? for postage,
enclosed to the sole proprietor, JOB NOSES Is Oort-
lzndt etreet Nsv York viii insure = bottls Of the gen
uine, contatntning Fifty Pills, by return mail, securely
sealed from any knowledge Of its ~contenfsL
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

IA JAMES II. Foster & Co, Isl Lake
street, Chicago, importers of breechIoading
shot-guns and implements.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

Gov. CLAYTON has been elected U. S.
Senator from Arkansas.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
Frost's Dialogues for Youug Folks.
DICK q
Publishers, New York.

ARNUNENORWAY OATS, oHEsrxn COUNT
MAMMOTH Corn and ALsIKE CLOVER sample
Nmpackages sent free to all Farmers; also copy Of the
~IAMERIcES STOCK JouRSAL, By ~inclosing stamp to
IN. I. BOYER 4 co. PErkssburg, ChesterCo-, Pa
APPLE PARER, :coRER s. sLIcER.
docs 1T Ill AT ONCE. WARRANTED
Satisfactory. Sold By dealers. Price. 81 Also
Price sL50 Made BY d. Il. WHTrfEMoRB, WorcsS
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Most certainly the above letter Is strong and con.
yinclng proof Of the merits Of Dr., weaVers Syrup and
The Host Effective Blood Purifier of
the Nineteenth Century.

81 FOR SALE BY ALI MEDICINE DEALERS
i'm. HARRIS q co., Perpetrators,
Cincinnati, O.
For sale by FULLER, FINCH 4 FULLER Chicago;
GREENE & BUTTON MlEznkes: RICHARDsoE
&0os st. w. W McoPEp a CO.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
BLOOMINGTON NURSERY, ILL.
$4,000
In Cash Gifts 20 be Distributed by the New
York Cash Prize Co.


EVERY TICKET DRAWS A PRIZE
Cash Gifts, each, $4,000 50 Cash Gifts, each. ely00
10 gW0l 30
% A9ooiS0 100
80 Elegant Rosewood Pianos, each $500 to 500
Is Melodsons TO 100
SO Sewing Machines to Us
Cash Prizes, Silver Ware, Sea valued at s10oa0oo
A chance 70 draw any ofthe above Prizes Tor sc
Tickets descr1bfLg Prizes are sealed in Envelopes and
well mixed On receipt Of Sc,s Sealed Heka Is drawn
without choice and sent by mad to any address. The
prize named upon lt wiz be delivered 70 the ticket
holder on payment Of One Dollar. Prizes are fmmedL
ately sent 70 any address BY express or return mail
you VIII knoW what your prize Is before gou pay for
Il Any. Prise exchanged for anoher afMe aaBte r1tnS.
No blanks Our patrons can depend on fair dealing.
REPl RENcEs The following lately drew Valuable
fnzeS aud kindly permit as teRablith thems5An
Baltimore, Piano, $500; Jas N. Matthews. DetUOis
$500; John 7. Anderson, Savannah, 5000; james
PREss 0PnnoSs:C%fhe firm Is reHable"eWsskiy
Tribune, Dec. 3. Deserve their success"-M y Her
aid, Jan. /. just and houorable"-Necs Dec
Send for circular. Liberal Inducements 70 Agents
Satisfaction guaranteed. Every package OF 20 Sealed
Envelopes contains ONE CASH GIT Seven tickets Tor
81: II for 81; 50 for IS; 30 for SIS Address
ADAMS. WA & co, IS Broadway, n T.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
DR.. WHITTIER,


10 THE woRKING OLAssI I'VE are nov prepares
to furnish all classes with constant employment at
home, the whole Of the time or for the spare moments
Business new, light and profitable. Persons Of either
sex easily earn from. 6c to e5per eventng, anda pro
business Boys and girls earn neArly A. mnch asmens
That anwhcs see this notice may send their address. and
test the business, we make this unparalleled offer: To
such as ere not well satisfied. we WIN send 81 TO pay for
the trouble Of writing. Full particulars a valuanlo
sample which VIII do to commence work on, and q copy
Of ne People Literary Companfol-one Of the largest
and best family newspapers pubhshed-en sent free oy
nail Reader, q yoa want Rermsne1t prodtabls Eorks
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
Useful and Amusing
ID OoK5,
How to Amuse an Evening Party.

Eow to Amuse an Evening Party.
A complete collection Of Home Recreatious, in
GLIDING Roand Games. Forfeits, Parlor Magic,
Puzzles and Comic Diversions; together with =
Amusemenfs. Profnsely Illustrated with nearly
200 fine wood cuts, l2 pages, closely printed. with
paper cover In oolors, price soc.
Frost's Original Letter Writer.
A complets collection Of Original Models for Let
Evsry-day Lift. With plain directions about every
our readers that it is the best collection Of letters
ever published In this county; m2 elo@aly-Punteo
Frost's Dialogues for Yong Folks.
A collection of Original Moral and Humorous
Dialogues Adapted to the use Of school and
Church EIhioitions, Family GstnenTSs ana
Frost I6 pages, paper cover, price SOC.
Brudder Bones Book Of Stump Speeches
and Burlesque OratiOns.
Also containing HUMOROUS Lectures Ethiopian
Burlssques, LAughabls Interlqdes and Comic
Recit.t1ons, intersgersed nth p1scn; insn
Soc Z ono F. Scott is pages paper cover D'''
BartOn's Comic RecitatiOns and Humor-
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ContAtnins > variety Of Comic REGULATIONS IN Prose
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0prfce. Send all ordsrs 10 /
DICK & FITZGERALD.
Publishers, New York.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
a50OO REWARD

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Do you want q situation as salesman AZ or near nome
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HOIIE ~ ~, RnkS<+t-
fWhitel. EVER family should have them You can
get hem b. mail, postpaid. with entire safety One
sx Of each for 500. Or, the cheap standard varieties
Concord, Hartford and Delawere-. One Mol zine q
each sent for sl0: 5 Of each for 500, 8 Of each
Tor saM We guarantes subtraction. We onsr
the SsLEN and AL the leading sorts at low rAtesto
vfrererd nInnterS Send for oircu1E
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The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
LEAVENWORTR,
LAWRENCE AND
GALVESTON R. R. LINE
OF KANSAS
KANSAS CITY AND LAWRENCE

To OTTAWA. GARNET, lola, HUMBOLDT,
grfs Valleys Of Kansas
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31

THE YOUNG LADIES' INSTITUTE, Gran
alocation unsurpassed for health and beauty ;ieaches
course. Painting. French and Germans has a Normal
Class, and makes a specially of music, with the best
OF new Instruments embracing the Organ, with pedal
base rery rare feature. his a lovely home. Terms
moderately with aid for the needy. The spring term viii
begin Aprilthe 3d.1sn. Rev. .. Shepardson, President
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1871-03-31
S. no. PER DAY. 80 Wv; T.. - ~

% ~ olU fEn Dhfs BOYS and GIRLS
who engage IN our new business make from so, TO
l1O Der day in their own localities Full particularly
and Instructions sent free By mail Those In need Of
permanent, profitable work. should address &C once
GEORGE STINSON a CO.. Portland, Maine.
HUNTING, Trapping and Fishing. An about IL
n SEST FREE Address" SrER,n Hinsdale, NH
NJ n. o., March 5, 1s1- No. L.
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24
How to Save a Drowning Woman.

In Cheyenne, when anything happens,
the people consider that religious duty
devolves upon them to hold meeting,
and to pass resolutions upon it, and TO
strong has this habit become that some
citizens of that place, whenever break
fast bell rings, call meeting of the fam
ily. elect officers, and resolve to go down
stairs and eat the meal. The other day a
woman fell into Crow Creek and sank. A
large crowd of men were standing upon
the bank at the time, and they instantly
proceeded to organize meeting for the
purpose of devising means for rescuing
the woman. After a spirited debate, Nj. A.
Arnold was elected Chairmen; and on
taking his seat, Mr.. Arnold not only
thanked the meeting very warmly for the
compliment offered him, but he made a
long speech, in which he discussed the
tariff, the coal product for 1871, and the
Alabama claims A series of resolutions
were then offered, and after prolonged
discussion, and the acceptance OF several
amendments, they were passed. Ihey
embraced a protest against the depth OF
Grow Creek; regrets that all women were
not taught to swim, and resolve to rescue
the particular woman who had fallen
overheard A committee of one was ap-
pointed to dive for her. He dived, and
brought the woman to the surface by the
hair. Just then it occurred to him that
he had not been ordered TO bring her to
the shore; so he let her sink again, and
SWAN to the bank to report progress, and
ask for further instructions. Action was
taken on the report, and after an exciting
discussion, he was directed to land the
woman Immediately.
He dived again and dragged her out.
of ha in GhQuQnnQ
hold their breath more than an hour at a
time so when this one was IT covered she
was dead. The meeting said it was sorry,
| but it was vastly more important that
| things should be done decently and in
order, and according to rule. than that the
life of woman should be esaved.-LGranait
.SentineL
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24
Hard TO Suit.

As was to be expected, the Democracy are
not pleased with the success of the new
national loan. After pronouncing it fail
ure for many months, and jubilating over
an anticipated decline in public credit, it
was rather rough to be brought up with a
sudden jerk by finding the money practi-
cably Obtained, and followed by large
advance in the price of bonds. Having so
ANONYMOUSLY failed as prophets of evil,
the next step, naturally, is to abuse the
loan for succeeding. Il has b5en suddenly
discovered that depositing these securities
on sale in national repositories is sin of
grievous proportions, and thatthe contract
entered into to have them delivered, after
the first ten millions, taken at once, in lots
at the rate of five millions month, is just
no loan at all. If it is not, what are they
complaining about? If it is, as the Secre-
tary announces, and as the Democracy
well know, where is the reason for scold-
ing? The fact that interest will accumu.
late on the new bonds amounts to nothing,
because the money is used to stop the pay
ment OF higher rate of interest on old
ones. Is it possible for the Administra.
ton to do anything that these croakers
will not find fault with ?-Chicdg0 Post.
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24

destroyed. The one meets with as flatter-
ing a reception as wealthy gentleman
proposing to take up his abode in coun-
try village, while the other is as much IN
object of dislike as a poor man, who BIDS
fair to become public charge.
To return to our imprisoned bees their
hive should be beaten smartly with the
palms of the hands, or two small rods, on
the sides to which the combs are attached.
so as to run no risk of loosening them.
These "rappings," although not of very
"spiIitual' character, produce, neverthe-
less, decided effect upon the bees. Their
first impulse, if 10 smoke were used,
would be to sally out, and wreak their
vengence on those who thus Tudely assail
their honied dome; but as soon as they
inhale its fumes, and feel the terrible con-
cussions of their once stable abode, a sud-
den fear that they are to be driven from
their treasures, takes possession of them.
Determined to prepare for this uucere-
monious writ of election, by carrying of
what they can, each bee begins to lay in a
supply, and in about five minutes, all arc
filled TO their utmost capacity. A prodig-
ious humming is now heard, as they be
gin to mount into the upper box; and in
about fifteen minutes from the time the
rapping began-if it has been continued
with but slight intermissions the mass
of the bees, with their queen, will hang
clustered in the forcing box, like any
natural swarm, and may, at the proper
time, be readily shaken ont, on a sheet, iu
front of their intended hive.-LGngStI Otl
on the Bee.
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24

bringing an increase of her labors. Twice
a year comes house cleaning. By the
way, of all the foes housekeeper has to
contend with, dirt is the greatest. She
may gain complete victory, and think to
repose upon her laurels after her semi
annual engagements-but it is only tenn
porary. The enemy soon returns, and
even daily skirmishing does not keep it at
bay. There is the meniing, too. Sewing
machines are great blessings, but they
can't set patch OF darn the stockings.
don't mention these things by way OF
complaining of woman's lot in general or
asking for her any rights which she does
not pOsse IS. / don't know as there is any
remedy in the present state of the world.
1t seems to be one of the evils of life
which must be borne as we bear other ills
but what do ask is due appreciation
of the important part that woman acts,
and concession that her lsbors, mental
AMI physical, are as pr at, all things con-
sideTed, as those of the other sex. Wo-
man are not so childish that a little sym.
pathy now and then, or acknowledgment
of their efforts and sacrifices make them
imsgine their csse worse than it IS / tell
you, men aud husbands, 1T doeth good
like medicine and many poor, crush.
| ed, broken-down wife snd mother is dying
for want of It
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24

me along in its rapid growth a distance of
more than half mile before / was awak-
ened. My two deliverers had a hard run
to keep pace with me in the clutches of
the pumpkin vine, and finally arrested my
unwilling progress by cutting off the end
of it with their sythe- blades l gave them
the vine for their reward, and we counted
on it no less than three hundred young
pumpkins, ranging from the size of hen 8
egg up to -four barrel.
On returning to my horse, I found him
filling himself with green pumpkin, and,
as consequence, during the after part OF
the day, while we were proceeding on our
journey, he was seized with violent fit
of collie, of which he died, notwithstand-
| ing that gave him several bottles of Cal
| ifornia soothing syrup. / did not feel
able to pay for the pony, which l knew
woul1 be required of me on my return to
Little PeddliDgton, and began to think
very bad over the unlucky turn in
things. While sitting on the ground
near my dead pony, jackass came brows-
| ing along. / took out my hunting-knite,
and in jjffy whipped off the pony's hide
and threw it over the jackass 1t fitted to
charm, and, after visiting Yosemite Val
| lep, returned the disguised jackass to the
man of whom l had hired the pony in Lit.
tie Peddlipgton. To this day he does moi
know but that he has got the same animal
| he lent me
There is but one thing more will no.
tice in this letter. Six years ago, a gentle
man residing near Stockton planted 9
grapevine by his house. In couple OF
years the building was completely enfold
ed in the strong branches of the vine, and
the gentleman was surprised at seeing his
dwelling starting from its foundations.
The vine grew with wonderful vigor, ant
carried the house, bodily and unharmed
up to height of sixty feet in the air
where it remained at stand. The gentle
man now reaches his front door by meanl
of winding staircase around the stou
trunk of the grapevine, and anybody whC
will take the trouble to go and see. vii
find it just as have related.-Cor. N. 7
| Reqrs
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24
Help fer the Nervous.

Where is it to be foundi cries the trembling VIC
tim of nervous debility. rot in the tavern dram:
that fires up the circulation for a moment and is
succeeded by collapse. Not in purgative pills, or
Lenten diet, but in an invigorant and restora-
I've in which the tonic elements are united with
gentle aperient and Alternative properties. When
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters was introduced,
nearly tTenty years ago, this important object
was first attained. This peaceful and active veg
etable specific is justly celebrated for its cures
OF nervous di; eases for the absolute certainty
with which it relieves dyspepsia and biliousness
The hot weather toward the close OF GUNNER gen.
orally aggravates diseases of nervous type, Gre
ating degree Of feebleness which is beyond
measure distressing. Under such Circumstances,
rally the bodily energies with q course Of Hostel
ters Stomach Bitters. OF all tonics it is the most
satisfactory in its operations, and the least sx-
cit ng. 1t braces the nerves up to their natural
tension, but not beyond it there is reaction.
1t has other properties, however, than those Of a
nervine, and as q blood depurent and moderate
aperient is superior to any other medicine OF the
day.
frard, however, is on the alert. The celebrity
of the original medicine has given rise to scores
of counterfeis and limitations. Examine the label,
and the fac siiie of the signature OF the firm; see
that the spelling Il all ct and thus make sure
of the ge uineness Of the article you buy. p. s.
-Hosteter's bitters never sold in kegs bar
rels, but in bottles only.
Wyandot County Republican. [volume] (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1869-1903, 1871-08-24
Driving Bees fr0m the Hive.

CHOOSE that part ola pleasant day,
when many bees are abroad, and if any
are clustered on the bottom board or out
side of the hive, puff among them a few
whiffs of smoke-that from spunk is be st
so as to drive themup among the combs.
The bees will go up more readily ii the
hive is tipped back, or elevated by small
wedges, about one-quarter of an inch
above the bottom-board. Have in read
mess box, which shall call the forcing
box-whose diameter is about the same
with that of the hive from which you in
tend to drive the swarm. Lift the hive
from the bottom-board without the slight
est jar, turn it over, and carefully carry it
OFT about rod, as bees, if disturbed, are
much more inclined to be peaceable
when removed short distance from their
familiar stand. II the hive is gently plac-
ed upside down ON the ground, scarcely a
bee will fly out, and there will be little
danger OF being stung. The timid and in
experienced should protect themselves
with ee-dress, and may gently sprinkle
the bees with sugar-water, or blow more
smoke among them, as soon as the hive is
inverted. After placing it on the ground.
the forcing-box must be put over il, and
every opening between it and the hive,
from which a bee might escape, should be
stopped with psper, or any convenient
material. The forcing box. if smooth in
side, should have Stats fastened one third
of the distance from the top, to aid the
bees in clustering.
AS soon as the apiarian has confined the
bees, ne should place an empty hive
which 1 shall call the decov hiye-upon
their old stand, which those returning
from the field may enter, instead of dis.
| persing to other hives, to meet, perhaps.
with most ungracious reception. AS a
| general rule, however, bee with n load
of honey or bee-bread, after the extent of
his resources is ascertained, is pretty sure
to be welcomed by any hive to which nc
may carry his treasure; while a poverty
stricken unfortunate that presumes to
claim their hospitality is usually at once