Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-10-13


qualitit ations of candidate for Office,
says that he would be but tanaver-c 81,
The enterprlsing local of the ST.
J Joe Mo Herald was out riding ON the
! cowcatrher Of locomotive looking
, Tor itemss Ones turnetf up In the 81
shape OF cow The local 10 now In
oed doctoring broken leg.
> The carpets In the new Court
House In New York. = for which s,eh
vast sums were paid, were Of the
cheapest and nseanest quality when
new, snd are now worn out and very
shabby.
~ -senator Carpenter, o. Wisconsin,. s9l
has taken up the !. cusigel against
Iheodore TiIton's argument that the
consultation entities women te vote.
although he thinks they should be
granted the right. hp98@ S93a 8ft
The Eldora Ledger says: "The
earnings of the Central Railroad of
q Iowa. for : the ra-t ahirty days were Z
three thousand dollars day. Thisis
more than II used to pay q month
only year ago.
u H9TaTE 9RT ~ #Ea&t !.
"A Louisville woman whose huss
band shores badly, keepa a clothes
PIN underneath her pillow. aud
when hi, snoring awakes her, she
adjusts the pin to his nasal organ, nam
and then sleeps peacefally.
FN a .
! eg--The Green Bay, Wis, Advocate,
says i.5o0 miles of the timber coun.
TRY north of that city have thus far
been b0rned over, involving not only
the woods but bridges, fences, houses,
J barns aud other property. aasa al Y
-Grinnell. fifteen years old, with
population Of 1850 10 1900 people,
has no bar-rnom. Every deed cove~ .a
nants that the purchaser shall not
sell ntoxioaliRg beverages, nor allow
them 70 be sold on The premiseA s4
"During the thunder storm which a.
barst over Paris on Monday evening" asX i,
Sept. 9th, says tlle journal dc Paris, q
9"tlie electric, fluid struck the newly.
arrived elephant In. the Jsrdin des : vi
Plantes, and killed IL instantaneous .ssr
tly.napa2 - m ~. -. =
AN Elmira man n happy now v
He did not love his wife, and che
sweetened her coffee with lau;ianum, s}s
The man secured the proceeds os an 'sr
insurance policy, aud then recovered
heavy damages from the druggist a'R
who sold the poison. f4fsr fHahlasa
AT the explosion of the Ocean
Wave, the women had more presence r,
OF mind than the men, and the "a
southern papers boast OF one self
possessed matron, who amid all the
confnsion and the horrible scenes by as
which she was surrouL ded, made her
way to her state room, and came out "a
IN triumph with her false teeth aud
chighon. I0ias9Is a1oissAW uinrfi s
4 "A good.natured man, who had
been nearly ruined BY giving and
ac,ptiug Invitations to drink In a iia
town OF Nevada, and whose con.
science was aroused By an attack OF
detiriupa tremens. now goes abont
4 with revolver In his pocket, aud =
has given IL 10 be generally under.
y, stood that IL any man asks him 10 2t
take drink he will shoot him on l.1
the spot. 3fas
"Now, young people," said q pro.
fessor OF natural history to his class,
"now then an 70 y hen; hen has the
capacity of laying just six hundred
eggs. and no more and she Finishes
the job In Just about Ave years.
Now, what II to be done with her
after that ?' "Cut Off her head and,
sell her fora spring chicken, ex.
claimed an urchin whose father dealt
in poultry.
u67A good storyis told of popular y
railroad conductor recently chosen -
Deacon Of e. church iu Middiesex sls3
couIty. A few Sundays after his Fs
new appointmeAtit u became his duty
TO assist In taking upa collection. = s8r
lie surprised the congregation by
starting out with the characteristic
ejaculation. .Tickets, geutiefnen r,R
Fhe contribution that, day was un. -
usually large. 81 rssisfHa
= Tho Hon. John A. Bingham. In qi'i
areeent speech. aaid the present at. -
titudc Of the Democratic party re- a
mined him Of the liltle boys who 2
forgot the commandments and stoie,
and over whose heads the thunder n0f
roiisa and the lightning flashed de-.
I stractfon. Said one. "what shall We
fdo?"o They considered. and finsiiy ~
came to the conclusion, "Ry goah,
4 we had better depart.ns 9islHNI ah&
4 y galbna nas==..s.-..s ~ 5o 5000 Z
n A Methodist preacher Of 1 large ''s'
muscular frame and . huge hand.
\ with Q powerful grip, soml time ago
was holding . meeting. 1t which
quite an interest was . awakesed. A. So
fnumber OF psrsoas had come % the 9fl
snxious ssat, and SONS had been snl
converted Aigreup consisting Of
two or three young men aad ss many . =
young ladies was prsseut. wh.,ss ob. ssssi
lJsctfn coming was 20 have merri. ~ =
tinsnt The minister kindly fequestA e1i''i
Itedshem toobsssvsi ideS6run beltsi0e it'e
tths place. One o. ths63 ventdfsd ID iea
fathesAn tingsaStous sp1nnef t0feply
4 thst thsy had ''uu0ssslood shss MIR go 1
aciss were worked there and they
had come TO see Some performed. - = y
i Upon this our robuss friend. the VT
\ minister. coolly took the young nssna a.
BY ths cellar, Deliberately Ted him -
down the aisle, snd. opening tho ea
door, without ssrsmvry landed him mE'iaii |
outside. quietly rernarhiDg; ave
dsnot work miracles here, hut we ''os