The Republican journal., 1871-12-21

II hope this hand is not counterfeit said 6
lover, as he was toying with his sweethearts
| hand. The best way to find ii oet is to ring
it," was the reply.
| WATCH No. 240G1, STEM MISUNDERSTANDING
Trade Mark Omitted States Watch Co., Marion
N. J."-manufactured by United States Co.,
| (Giles, Wales & Co.. has been carried by me
time being one second. NOAH ID. PAYNE,
| Publisher, PROV. OR. L. Herald.
| A western editor, i'll response to a subscriber
| who grumbled that his paper was inolerably
damp, says that it is because there is so much
| due on 1t.
| FELLOWS COMPOUND SYRUP OF HXPOPHos-
PuITEs is an excellent nervous tonic It
exerts direct influence on the nervous system,
and through ii ii lnVlSorates the body.
An Illinois grave-dgger, who buried man
named Button. sent Il bill to his widow as fol-
lows: $40 making one Button-hole, $3.50"
A friend of ours trod on rusty nail, which
penetrated his foot about one inch. He used
Renne's Pain-Killing Magic Oil thoroughly and
cured it without trouble. The Magic on Is
what every family needs in the house. ;. A.
Howes 4 Co. wholesale agent.
An Oswego brakeman went to sleep in
church, and electrified the deacon who took up
the collection by remarking drowsly, "That's
PERUVIAN SYRUP. This valuable medicine
has been silently making its way into public
favor by the numerous remarkable cures it has
performed. Its singular efficacy is owing to
the protoxiGe of iron (which in this 'preparation
remains unchanged. and is the only form in
which this vital element Of healthyibood can
be supplied.
An erring Indiana hen was recently found
in the back part of hardware store, where the
misguided fowl had struggled for three weeks.
trying to hatch out half dozen white porce~
lain door knobs. She Was very much reduced.
Persons who have become thoroughly chilled
from any cause, may have their circulation at
once restored by taking into the stomach a tea
spoonful of ''Johnson's Anodyne linimcnt'
mixed in a little cold water, we'll sweetened.
"A woman is at the bottom of all mischief"
said Joe. eyes" said Frank, "and when |
used to get into mischief, my mother was at the
bottom OF me.
Every farmer who owns u good stock of
Horses, Cattle and sheep, and Intends to keep
them through the winter, should get at OF ce
good stock of ''Sheridan's Cavalry Condition
Powders" One dollars worth will save at
least half a ton of hay.
A Dutchman, in describing pair of horses
he had lost, said: DAY vas ferry much alike,
specially the Off one. Won lookt so much like
poth, | could not tell tOther from which; when
/ went after one | always catch the oder, and |
whipped the one most dead because de oder
kicked at me-.
STAGNATION in the blood tends to produce
nine-tenths of the diseases ''tlesh is heir to-
This, however, IS 0byiated, WITHOUT DEBI-
HATING the system, by administering LATHAM's
CATHARTIC EXTRACT. lyric
A Young lady from the rural districts went
to DeS MONIES to see an elephant. In the street.
car the conductor said to her: Miss your
fare ''Well, if I am" she replied. ~ don't
want any more Of your impertnence.
PILES instantly relieved and soon cured by
using DR.. Briggs Pile Remedies" They re-
duce inflammation, Soothe the irritated parts. and
have proved blessing to the afflicted. Whether
internal, external, bleeding itching piles, all
kinds in all stages must yield to the wonderful
influence of these never falling remedies, Sold
by Druggists.
CoRNs! How they sting, throb and ache,
smart and burn our feet In VAN we beg, we
threaten, we curse, we flourish the sharpest
knives above their heads, we burn, cut, hack,
llew and fell and still the pesby Corns remains
a source Of misery. Useless are entreaties.
tears, curses, groans; nothing Is equal to Briggs
Alleviator and Curative, as a cure for Corns,
Bunions, lngrowing Nails and all ailments OF
the feet. Sold by Druggists.
NEURALGIA-Dr. j. Briggs Allevator will
instantly relieve nervous or sick headache,
catarrh, sore throat. dyspepsia
heartburn. palpitation, flatulency sour stomach,
in fact it is the greatest restorer of the age,
counteracts or neutralzes all poisons, reduces
and prevents disease. Sold by
Richard S. Moody, $. A. Howes & Co., Belfast,
l.. Curtis Jr., Searsport, Roberts & Hchborn,
Stockton. Mudgett & Libby Prospect, j. w.
Seavy Frankfort, and Druggists generally. If
DR.. L. K. CLARKE's VEGETABLE SHERRY WINE
B1rTERs certain for female sickness, by
taking wines glass half full before getting out Of bed
n hp m T,ldi will ind of
great service by using it three four times day.
Sold by all dealers in medicines. #