White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1871-08-31
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and Irtnh cf1y Oh tne Woriu
~ An economical Minnesotian remains unmarried be
cause he couldn't get license for -four shiiln $
rs l,dv at LnaG Branch talking to gentleman
to her = ne sna p H. bs seuy aie he
Cd ON to Ash.
~ The latest newspaper description Of Jef Davis af
sct,onsfely desixnases him the great unhung and
saws he looks like "a cleancut race horse" Indeed
~ Among the seven prisoners who dug their way out
Of hs wss dsnns he
RI The Helena tArkansas) Clarion, small daily, with
an average columns Of reading matter type
ia published at Of twenty dollars per year
r. Mrs Stanton related in San Francisco how. once
upon time when she speaking Horace Gresey arose
and said: IF you vote you're willing to night she re
sending substitute.
~ We have from Germany the cheerful and hattering
Ger and the largest drnker hailed respectively from
Kentucky and Kansa 1t is mot stated what nation produ-
ced the greatest scholar, but that is nothing
At Saginaw two girls made . bet that they could
take five grains Of morphine They both the bet and
are new seeping where the daisies blow.
~ According to an exchange Mrs Hamest Of illinois,
was lately kicked the chin by mule causing her to
bite of the end Of her tongue Since then Mr. Hapest
stouy declines all offers He prizes that mule higher than
anything else on earth.
rS farmer named Simmons, Of Bellevue Iowa. lost q
time since and search made in vain for the
animal At last Mrs Simmons found the COW with her tail
twisted around tree in such way that she could not get
loose. The had To cut the tail of to get the
home.
~ Syndicate" nsed in the financial world. means
loan other financial transaction.
Don Patt has written article Travelling Expe
rience; How I secured berth" If jeff Davis would
give article this subject il might thruw light
upon his recent scandalous sleePing car adventure
,.lg- religious paper Of New York nomnates Henry
candidates Greeley Bseeher and Victoria woodruff peo
pie well ask themselves-where is this thing going
~ Manton Marble who gets credit for smart things
in the New York World has not been in the editorial
% . % q" a 4 % % not written half
IL What whisky may do Is shown by the ST. Louis
Demoerat which Describes how q Deputy u Marshal
lice dismissed BY the Marshal was put off train Of
cars. over and killed. all in one day.
fy- They boastng Of "a hen in Virginia which has
just hatched out fouregged chicken For eating purpo
the legs a chicken the better scratch
ing the garden give chickens with the minimum number
An Indiana claims to hSve succeeded in play
ing thorough confidence game upon potato bugs He
planted grain Of in each potato hill and the
came up first the bugs thought il field start
ed for other scenes
I Here is q case illustrating the mutations of fortune
to which the people ars liable in this country Eleven
years Francis Williams petlded books around Du-
buque with hand cart He is able to ride in bug
gy-which his uncle gave him.
President Coax after his expires be reelected
to the House Of Representatives from his old district
The rural portions of Rhode Island complain that
Providence has tho much in their Legislature 1t is
complaint never made in any other State in the Union
The Post Office Department has just made decis-
1t is held that honorary prexes such as Judge
which individual is generally known and STYLED in his
community may be printed on the envelope but not the
allowed. SUN "' - - D '''- sAn 0e
The following appears in the Carrolton tIoJ Rec
o,d cnn stor Of the Clark Coany Gsze
ems to suspend publication after August He says
whisky tobacco being an editor and devil at the
same time and yet has been losing 800 month. Being
new departurit the democracy of Clark County ought
to the rescue"
Mayor Hall felicitates himself that the exposures of
the Tammany Ring by the New York Times have had the
effect through the championship of the democratic press
to make the Ring stronger and give it national reputa
tion Considering that Hall and the press have
not disproved the charges of the mex would that
Tammany grows strrhger its frauds become better
knownEthe only instance of an organization in the
Try which boasts Of Its corruption and thrves the
toriety of its infamy.
Mr. jefferson Davis has exhibited 30 much acerbity
that the latter as class Whenever thew have HIM a.
passenger, have resolved to give him wide berth-N
ty- Mrs. Marcus Morton. Of Taunton Massachusetts.
widow Of the GOVERNOR and now q of is enjoy
when her sons visit her, cooking dinner
= fg John King. Quaker. the first teetotaer in
Great Britain He b now seventyhve years old and is
living with his fourth wife All the teetoaies of the uni
ted kingdom are going to give penny each for his
cs Ole Berneman Bull is said be dying at his resi-
n to the prod Of hs s rs S ,
country which took place at the Park theatre New York
made at the old Chestnut street theatre December
1888 In 1e95 he returned to Europe revsting this coun
and sought the United States four wears ago IN
the December Of 1861 Since then he has an Amer
lean lady and twice cr"ssei the settling
being in Maine He was born in Bergen Norway Febru
1910 that NJ present he is in his wear
AT the celebration of the battle Of Remington at
bennington, Vermont last Wednesday, Col. James Fisk
jr with his hand were present As the president of the
day was abut closing the exercises. persons in the
crowd called for the colonel He front If tn.
platform and the president of the day Governor Stewart
and other gentlemen left the PLATFORM entered their car
ria.es and drove AWAY.
a The New York Herald says Of the recent hanging
o. two negroes in virginia. The display though long
died hard and struggled the satisfaction Of the as
sembed witnesses 1t added something zest to the
convicted rather inconcusve that many Of the
individuals in the crowd who posted upon the fact. of
had not been taken"
o One Armstrong. delegate to the Ohio democratic
STATE convention being asked by farmer from rural
district what this talk of policy ON the parf of fb,
aemocraey , meant replied We propose to take the
ing ANYTHING and give her lot of fresh of which
Guilty in making the old hen set on fresh eggs
~ The Washington Capital denies that Senator Came
ron read up Byron Don Juan carefully before commit
the boundary The Capital i correct as we
happen to know that Cameron clnseted with copy
Domingo Is in New Jersey or Austral lie came to the
conclusion that it ia and wants it annexed at
~ pleasant instance of poetic Justice is reported
called upon the editor Of the only paper the Canny and
asked permission to look at the files that paper
for 1850. 1t granted. While the editor bed
waiting till his wife could wash his shirt young
carried the file it again until his
lawyer offered IL in evidence during the trial for
900 damages for alleged libel which that young man
brought against the editor II is gratifying that
plaBt recovered cents damage and arrested by
the editor charge Of stealing books convicted and SEN
fenced tn the penenfiary for years He mast
Gates mush and moasses in the penal institution
Let those who would share his profit by his exam
pie.
~ The authoress of the aspiring I'VE coming free
America. five million women strong" the euphone
Gus cognomen of Catherine Arannta Fhanever Strb |
bens That is pretty strong hut there only four of her
instead Of Eve millions, after all.
S charcoal and his WIFE, who belonged to the |
commune escaped the vigilance Of the police by the han
device of thorough washing The disguse was too
perfect unluckly s they have been booking each 9TH
" curious collection Of all the Official announce
mens issued by the during its reign has been
got together and likely to be placed in the Mu
scum
R farmer cured balky horse in the town Of Ellen
Fond du Lac County, Wisconsin, He bitched q pair of
cattle to log chain around the horses neck and
ON EN- tn lean few tons weight the yoke. The horse
didn't start but biz head out by the The hide
set Of shoes and lunch for the all that s e Of
the indocile st~ed.
" Mr. Smith. Who attended Indiana pioneer meet /
Ing held st Moorsvfle fair grounds the eth Of August
told this hg story: He said there man named Bales
built his cabin the side Of Little White Irk