Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1871-03-03
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! me Princess Of Prussia makes her
own dresses and bonnets.
Billiards is getting to be quite
/ favorite pastlme among New York
| ladies.
How to get the exact weight Of ash
weigh him in bis own scales.
st Petersburgh is said 90 be slowly
/ ana surely sink ng into the swamp on
which il Is built.
Preaching for poultry Law sermons.
This is only egg-sperimentaI punniur.
Why are presidents like vuaabondsf
Because they are associated with vices.
A musical young lady says that
] composer may very properly make
overtures to anybody.
a man was recently informed just
before his marriage that bis bride bad
i fallen heir to $500. 600, but he let the
ceremony go on just the same.
The Governor of Maine has received
at Augusta, the State capitol "a CONF
munieatiOn addressed, "1'J the gunner
or gusty."
1t is prOverbially said that every dog
| has his day. IF this were true, the dog
| days would be more numerous.
A southern paper tells about "Tur-
/ key showing her teeth" Oh, pshaW
turkeys don't have teeth.
Why are candidates who fail to get
| elected like the globe Because they
are depressed AZ the polls.
! The 'ravishing beauty Of the Frank
I fort bellies Is said to be all chat keeps
the capital Of Kentucky at thaJ piace.
A Chicago girl says she does not got
married for the 70 son that she does
not know whose husband she might De
marrying
A poem i'm an agricultural paper,
called ''Song Of the Farmer Boy, ve,y
| appropriately commences with "Ho
/ brothers, no l'
On his late return to Salt Lake Brig
| ham Young found his wives drawn up
In hollow square 10 receive him.
Major Zagonyi, who led Fremont's
/ body guard in its famous charge at
Spring gfield, Missouri, in 1861, Is keep
ing cigar shop in Pesth.
"Sir, you have br ken your prom
Use, said one gentleman 10 another.
''Oh, never mind, can make another
just as good"
The other day a tobacconist of CIeve-
land hung in front of his shop the f.l-
lowing "nOtice," written on q board
''Wanted--A girl to strip"
A poeticaI young lady says the coun-
try looks like an immense frosted cake
stuck full Of Christmas trees.
A Vermont man, who has been ar
rested for shooting his mother-iu-law,
contends that he mistook her for wild
turkey.
Newspapers die young in San Fran
cisco. Thirteen daily papers have faiI-
ed there in the last ten years, AFTER an
aggregate expenditure Of one million
of dollars.
One of the banners carried by the
Frisco Germans in celebrating the falI
of Paris was inscribed "NeW dish
Frogs smothered in sauer kraub."
''It's a very solemn thing 70 be mar
ried, y said Aunt bethany. "Aesi but
it's a deal more solemn not to be,
said spinster aged forty.
The consumption Of artificial flowers
of all kinds in the United states
amounts to something over htteen mile
lion dollars worth annually.
Dean swift said: Tt is with narrow
souled people as it is with narrow neck
ed bottles, the less they have in them,
the more noise they make in pouring
it out.
A letter written by the Toledo muir
derer Bauder, to the wife he subse-
quently butchereds concludes with
-tP. 6.-Please accept lots of kisses
from your little sheep"
A Partisan journalist says that Adolf
phe Theirs can deliver a speech in the
best French with the worst voice and
manner of any public man in the coun-
try.
Thophie Worrell ith dthing for the
thympathy Of her Kentucky audieu-
thes by fainting away on the athage
while The performauthe ith in pro- sreth-
Tho thad l-[ChicaRo Post.
If any PERSONS have sonluambulistic
tendencies, a sure cure, according 90
Hartford paper, is the placing Of pair
of steel scissors under epillOW where
you sleep. IL is certainly "a very simple
experiment.
A farmer, whose load Of hay was
found to develop several healthy bOul-
ders, remem hered that he "druV pretty
close to stun wall" on his way 20
market.
A Frenchman is content with one
sixth Of a pound Of animal food per
day, an EnElishman consumes NOT Tess
than halfa pound and an American
demands from half pound 20 "a pound
A patent has recently been taken out.
for converting goats hair into haIr for
ladies' use and the experiment is so
successful as to render f. almost im-
from the imitation.
One of the most distinguished liter
ary men in Russia, AIlchaeloWifsc
Garnichowski. died recently In Mos
COW. Few persons i'm America ever
heard of him, and yet he is rredl ed
with the authorship of so volumes. The
length and peeuliaritY Of Russian
names seriously interferes with the
extension Of fame Ia foreign countries.
(which side of the street do you live
on, Mrs. Ripple % asks "a counsel.
witness. 'Nn elth-
er side, sir. II you go one way. D y on
the right side ii you go the other way
it's on the left"
The curious fact that a needle or oth-
er steel wire inserted i'm living body
will Immediately become oNtdiEed,
while if the body be dead no oNidation
will take place, was recently brought
to light by DR.. Labordo Of Paris.
"There was an old family fuel be-
tween them, " was what the principal
witness in q Chicago murdrrcase said
TO the jury. The judge asked her ~ She
didn't mean "feud, T" and she asked htm
who was telling the story.
Something for ~the novelists and
4oar hero Mills your
heroine by poisoned postage stamp
ing an answer, and gets the evidence
Of guilt into his hands again by return
mail.
"George," " asked a teacher OF SUM
day school class, stwho above an others
shall you first wish 20 see when you
get 70 heaven O. With face brighten
ing up with anticipation, the little fcl-
low shouted, "Gerliahl"
ST remember" says John wesley,
hearing my father say to my mother
How could you have patience 90 tell
that bloclxhead the same thing twenty
times overfi why said SHE. .if had
told him but nineteen times, should
have lost all my labor
They have a rule nt Princeton, for
bidding the students 20 CORES pond
with the girls. In consequence Of Ehfs
he Bethany GuUrdinn chooses this
MOTTO, "Dare to do right" and para
phrases IL in this way "Do write aud