The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-06-17
VARIETY.

vi zaid to be more Irish-bOrn citizens in
L6;k, according to the census, than in
<stern woman recently made application
|if&+ on the ground that her husband is
a Z nal fool"
4 3aarked that Paris, which piques itself
n tbe brain of the world, has lately suf-
1AA from determination of blood to the
81. answers an inquiry as to the best way
- n bot bed, thusly: About quarter OF
" tf cayenne pepper sptinkled in just be-
@trsng will probably make it warm enough.
i4t kind Of pens do you sell here, mister?"
: 10y of a statiOner. 50 We keep all kinds,
ifig vagabOnd, - was the rude reply. '' Oh,
h. 81 you? well, then, I'll take ten cents
Ftpig pens-'
~ years ago, at negro camp meeting held
y 71abing, the colored preacher said L tell
<ttbed bredern, dat de debble is big hog,
n of desc days he'll come along an root
" 6rt-" An old negro, in one Of the anxious
.tring this, raised himself from the straw,
.kik png his hands, exclaiming in the agony
.es: - Ring him, Lord ring him :"
IthAehuestts paper tells of cOlored woman
bad htely been converted, but was so un-
b 4t1 1s to fly into passion over the mis-
1 &C che of her friends. Her mistress re-
~ 1ron the imprOpriety of such conduct in
rEe cf one about to JOIN the church, and
zE e1is frank response - have 'sperienced
sr. and Is gwine to join the church but,
~. ~ scald dat niger fust >
yea repOrted in Williamsport, Pa, among
a. hat one of the upper ten was in the
. eating his wife, and committee of old
Vef deputed to wait upon her and learn
l5sa from her own lips. They did SO, and
IS borror learned that be was in the habit
ltig her; - but, remarked the lady, 80 it is
Nel The committee mizzled.
I1a looking lady in the Union Depot, at
IS blis, accosted a gentleman with, ''Are
ltt George -" No, ma am" was
tnpt reply. IS Excuse me, then George is
Band, and you look 50 much alike that /
AZ you were surely he." 1t strikes me,
.e, that you have slim acquaintance with
ashland. Now I'm here looking for my
Nd I'll be biowed if you look like her,
rites, it is needless to say, separated.
A Billings thus speaks of new agricultural
4ent, to which the attention of farmers is
t;-John Rogers revolving, expanding, un-
ke - now and Tor ever offered to a generous
: These rakes are az eazy to keep in re-
Z hitching-pOst, and will rake up paper
3 sOwed broad kast in a ten aker lot Of
Esubble. These rakcs can be used in win
Z Q hen-rOost, or be sawed up in stove
fof the kitchen fire. No farmer ov good
karakter should be without this rake, even
8s to steal one.
PARED FOR IT.-A revival teacher saws the |
Fl customer he ever came across in the \
: pt his calling was rough old fellow in /
y Pf the Green mountains, who approached /
pc close OF an evening meeting, with a
lace, and asked gravely: '' Did un-
Fou to say that hell was a lake Of fire and
" Yes, said the divine, thinking
leAst succeeded in making an impress
tue hitherto obdnrate heart, and going
80 sS upon the horrors of the place of
N9nsense . nonsense " interrupted
1 dont believe word of il: Won
. 'ulek- A man wouldn t live a min
) - plAce " They will be prepared
ne minister n, Impressively. "OhI
'fi ter 1t. will they ?'' exclaimed ,h ~
t1rer, Frightening up; 80 I'd as soon he
.ay"here, tnen, and of he walked nor
Frlated, and as gay as lark.
'f4HpFUL CHEAT.-Some years aeo booL
fe7 OF high repute was published in - -
<'sfen Tales by Seven Authors. !" and tto
Int In one OF them was that a mercansu. ,,-e
fersuaded her dying husband wbn
bar krupt, to make a will whose eonto,+s
he death bruited abroad, leayino eocb 70
'i,''ters $780, 900, with view Of eoursa oe -
NH1etiBg attention from men bent on 49,
N "a ruse something resembling tb;s -.
- at Nottingham, England. An @
gentleman, unmarried and reputaS -
Pen, recently made his will. He h.
IO 200 to the General Hospital. and +.
~*.o the Society for the Propagation of
IN Foreign Parts. To one relative he
tfF2O, and legaeies to the amount of f50
ti<'erous. The total amount bequeatbed
TO f45,OO0. The expectant legatees
9fy demonstratige in their thanks. Pres
F2ne, game and other good things were
profusion- The old gentleman was
more than one lady whose early youth |
de died at the age of eighty-four a /
|since- and the friend at whose house he /
lFf his last, honored his remains with an
:'e funeral. This friend had also the
4y satisfaction of paying the expenses,
sator died considerably IL debt.