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Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06

IMPORTANT TO THE AFfLlCI-
i ED-As Dow continues ~ De consumes a. n ~,
oface,Nse , and Endicott street, bosson' on
al diseAe2 ola a
PRIVATE OR DELICATE NATURE.
Beneath his treatment all the horrors OF veGe1s
and imvsse blood, Imp0tency, Scrofula, uon
orrhea, Uleers, Pain and Distress IN the regn y,
Procreattun, Inflammation of the Bladder any
Kidneys, hydrocele, Assesses, Humors, nlgntIu.
swellings and the long train of horrible symptoms
ATTENDING this class of disease, made to become
as harmless as the simplest wailings OF q cold.
SEMINAL WEAKNESS.
DR.. Dow devotes q large portion OF hls time 70
the treatment of those cases caused BY secret ana
solitary habit which ruins the body and mino,
weakness of the Back and Limbs, Dizziness OF the
Head, Dimness of Sight, PaPitation OF the Heart,
Dyspepsia, Nervousness, arrangement OF the
Digestive functions, Symptoms OF Consumption,
&C. Such persons should, before contemplating
matrimony, consult a physician Of experience, and
be at once restored to health and happiness.
Patients who wish to remain under BOWS treat
ment will be furnished with pleasant rooms.
Medicines sent to all parts Of the country with full
directions.
DR.. Dow has also for sale the French Capottes,
warranted the best preventive. Order by mall
Three for Al and a red stamp. lilly
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06
USE RENNE'S PAIN KILLING MAGIC OIL

USE RENNES PAIN k1LLlNd MAUI o1L
GIT WORKS LIKE A CHARM"
Have you Headache! Use Renne's Magic on.
Have you Toothache? Use Renne's Magic On.
Have You Neuralgia Use Renne's Magic Oil.
Have you Rheumatism Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Sore Threat! Use Repne's Magic Oil.
Have YOU Sciatica? Use Renne's Magic Oil.
Have you a Bruise Use Renne's Magic OIL
Have YOU Cramps Use Renne's Magic Oil.
Have you Cholera Morbus? Use Renne's Magic Oil
Have you Lameneness? Use Renne's Magic OIL.
This is the Best Family Remedy, t. cure all
kinds of pain, you ever tried.
1t is clean, safe and delicious to USE and if you
use it faithfully, it will do you good.
Directions on each bottle. Buy it OF the Drug
gist or Merchant where you trade. II they have
not got it ON hand they will send for it, at your
request, and sell you Genuine Renue's Pain Kill
ing Magic Oil, at the manufacturer lowest price
at retail.
M Sold by Druggists, Merchant and Grocers.
1t is put up in three sizes, and called " Trial
Size, ." Medium Size," and Large Family size''
bottles.
VIM RENNE,
Sold Proprietor and Manufacturer,
PIrTsFIELD, Mass.
E. A. Pond, T. Fem Co., Allen & Higgins,
Geo E. Paul 81 CO. Geo E. Graves & Co.. Agts.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06

TONFIDENTIAL.--YOUNG MEN
" who have injured themselves by secret
habits, which unfit them for business, pleasure,
or the duties of married life; also middle-aged
or old men, who, from the follies Of youth, or
other causes, feel debility In advance OF their
wears, before placing themselves under the treat
ment of any one, should first read "The Secret
Friend" Sent to any address, in sealed en-
velope, on receipt of Is cents. Address DR.. CHAS.
A. STEWART & CO., Boston. Mass. 8:wly
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06
R. H. EDDY,
SOLICITOR OF PATENTS,

SOLlClTOR OF PATENTS,
No. IS State St., opposite Kilby St., Boston,
After an extensive practice of upwards Of thiry
years, continues TO secure patents in the UnIss1
States; also In Great Britain, France and Jbi
foreign countries. Caveats, Speci6candnsl
Assignments, and all papers for Patents
executed on reasonable terms with dispst1ls
Researches made to determine the validity 40
utility Of Patents of Inventions, and legal AZ
other advice rendered on all matters TOUCHING
the same. Copies of the claims Of any pstsnl
furnished, by renting on dollar. Asslgnmsn"
recorded in Washington.
No agency in the United States possesses sup
rior facilities for obtaining Patents or sscertALs
the patentablility of inventions.
Ali necessity of a journey 10 Washir goon .
procure Patent, and the usual great oelSs 'A'''
are here saved inventors
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TESTIMONIALS.

-
81 regard Mr.. Eddy as one of the most cap -
and successful practitioners with whom haNs->
official intercourse"
CHARLES MASON,
Commissioner of PstenG
81 have no hesitation in assuring invsntnrs -
they cannot employ man more compsteRt :
trustworthy and more capable of putting theu u
plications in a form TO secure for them - "a"
and favorable consideration at the Patent once
EDMUND BURKE,
Late Commissioner Of Pstenls.,yS
Mr.. r. II. Eddy has made for me THlkl = =
applications, in all but ONE of which patents -
been granted, and that one is now pending: =
unmistakable proof of great talent and abby :
his part, leads me to recommend all inventor
apply TO him TO procure their Patents, as they =
be sure Of having the most faithful attention +.
slowed on their cases, and at very resSSoTT1s
charges. JOHN TAGHAhL'
Boston. Jan. l, 1871. l:SN
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06

FIRST AND ONLY SOLUTION ever made
in one mixture of ALL THE TWELVE valuable
active principals of the well known curative
agent.
UNEQUALED in Coughs, Colds, Catarrh, Asth-
ma bronchitis, and Consumption.
CURES WITHOUT FAIL
A r. cent cold in three to six hours and alss by
its VITALIsING, PURIFYING and STlMU-
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m4rkably efficacious in all
DISEASES OF THE BLOOD,
Including scrofula and Eruptions of the Shin,
Dyspepsia, Diseases OF the Liver and kidneys,
Heart Disease, and General Debility.
ONE TRIAL CONvINCES!
ALSO,
VOLATILE SOLUTION OF TAR
For INHALATION without application of
HEAT. A remarkably VALUABLE discovery
as the whole apparatus can be carried in the vest
pocket, ready at any time for the most effectual
and positively curative use in all Diseases Of
THE NOSE, THROAT AND LUNGS,
THE COMPOUND
TAR AND MANDRAKE PILL,
Tor use in connection with the ELIXIR TAR is q
combination of the TWO most valuable ALTER
and renders this Pill without exception the very
best ever offered.
Send for Circular of POsITIvE CURES to your
Druggist, or to
L. F. HYDE & CO.,
SOLE PROPRIETORS,
ITO e. %, st., New York.
Observation-Disclosures
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W NJ. NE " N u,
Sold Proprietor and Manufacturer,

PITTsFIELD, Mass.
E. A Pond, T. Fem & Co., Allen & Higgins,
Geo. E. Paul & Co., Geo. E. Graves & Co.. Agts.
6dltaw&wly].
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06

sentng no particular breed, be crossed
with full-blooded Durham, Herford OF
Ayrshire bull, the calf will partake largely
of the characteristics of the male parent,
Indeed, in most instances, the calves OF
such cross will often appear to possess
desirable points almost equal to Iull-
blooded animal Although the male pro-
duct of such crosses as we have alluded to
will be fully equal to full-dlooded animals
for fattening, or producing milk ana eggs
they will not be found satisfactory breeders;
as such animals rarely transmit their good
points with satisfactory certainty
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-04-06

Entitled SEXUAL PHYSIOLOGY OF WO.
MAN, AND HER DI~EASES; OF Wumal
10000 "a I'Lg - -o'~aliy ard PafholOgic4Ilv,
from Infancy to Old Age, Win efeganT IIIasrTat.
we EngrAyiDgs 800 pages, bJuEd In beautiful
cloth prfea "a
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02

servant, and bclaborfng him stoutlv with
his boots. He would always be up by
daylight, and his first care was 20 yigit
his stables TO see how the horses were
cared for. On one such occasion he
found that the coach horses, which had
come late, had not had their legs rubbed
down, and mud being still on them. The
General was seen by one who informed
Mrs. Robert Morris, 10 seize his German
coachman, and TO fisiicuf him in the
yard with good drubbing.
The English officers after the war
were all lond in their praise of Washing
toms admirable and commanding grace
on horseback, and it was common re.
mark that he and his horse moved as but
one.
Washington never INDUCED in anec.
dotc, aud talked but little unless drawn
out. lie seldom laughed, and it was re-
marked by Sullivan that, at Mrs. Wash.
lngton's levees, when surrounded by n
bevy Of sparkling aud beautiful girls.
the President never unbent or dressed
his face in smiles. The couDteuance of
Washington never softened nor CHANGED
its habtual gravity. At these levees. he
stood always in front of the fire place.
with his face toward the door Of en-,
trance. The visitor was conducted TO
him, and he required always to have the
name so distinctly pronounced that he
could hear it. He received every visi-
tor with dienified bow, while his hands
were so disposed as 10 indicate that the
salutation was not to be accompanied
with shaking hands. As the visitors
came in, they formed a circle around the
room. At quarter past three the door
was always closed, and the circle was
formed for the day. He then began on
the right, and spoke TO each visitor. call
ing him by name, and exchanging a few
words with him. When he had compile
ted his circuit of the room, he resumed
his first position, and the visitors ap-
preached him in succession, bowed and
retired. BY o'clock in the evening the
leeve was over.
In the Ana of Mr.. Jefferson we find
the following curious account of Wash
lngton's first presidential reception at
New York, in 1889:
"E. Randolph tells J. Madison and
nhyselt a curious TACT which he had from
Lear, (Washington's private sccretarvD
When the President went to New York.
he resisted for three weeks the efforts to
introduce levees. At length he yielded,
and left it to Humphreys, and some 9th,
crs to settle the forms. Accordingly an
ante-room and p"esence-room were pro.
vlded, and when those who were to nav
their court were assembled, the President
set out, preceded by Humphreys After
passing through the ante-chamber, the
door was thrown open, and Humphreys
entered first, calling out, with a loud
voice, The President of the United
States The President was so much
disconnected with it that he did not re-
cover from 1t The whole time Of the le-
wee, and when the company was gone,
he said to Humphreys, well, you have
taken me III once, but, by -, you shall
never take me in second time"
CMclHNdti Commercial
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Reasoning Faculty il Animals.

So many facts have been recorded il
various works showing that animals pos
sess some degree of reason, that | will
here give only two or three instances
authenticated by Rengger, and relating
to American monkeys, which stand low
in the order. He stltes that when he
first gave eggs to his monkeys they
smashed them and thus lost much OF
their contents afterwards they gently
hit one end against some hard body, and
picked off the bits of shell with their fin
gers. After cutting themselves only
once with any sharp ;ool they would not
touch 1t again, or would handle it with
the greatest care. Lumps of sugar were
often given them, wrapped up in paper,
and Rengger sometimes put live wasp
in the paper, so that in hasty unfolding
it they got stung ; after this had once
happened they always held the package
to their ears to detect any movement
within. Any one who is not convinced
by such facts as these, and by what he
may observe with his own dogs, that ami
mails can reason, would not be convinced
by anything that | could add. Never
theless | Will give one case with respect
to dogs, as it rests on two distinct OBJ
servationS, aud can hardly depend on the
modification Of any instinct. Mr.. Col
quhoun winged two ducks, which fell on
the opposite side of stream his retriev-
er tried to bring over both at once, but
could not succeed ; she then. though new
er before known TO ruffie fealhei, de-
liberately killed one, brought over the
other, and returned tor the dead bird.
Colonel Hutchinson relates that two par
trdges were shot az once, one being kill
ed, the other wounded the latter ran
away and was caught by the retriever,
who, on her return, came across the dead
bird; she stopped, evidently greatly
puzzled, and after one or two trials, find
ing she could not take it up without
permitting the escape OF the winged
bird, she considered moment, then de-
liberately y murdered it by giving it Sc
we're crunch, and aiterward brought
away both together This was the only
known instance of her ever having will
fully injured any game. Here we have
reason, though not quite perfect, for the
retriever might have brought the wound
ed bird first, and then reture tor the dead
one, as in case the wild ducks. The
muletteers id South America say, 81 will
not give you the mule whose step is
easiest, but Ia mas racioaap'-the one
that reasons best and llelmboldt adds,
"this popular expression, dictated by
long experience, combats the system OF
animated machines better, perhaps, than
all the arguments of speculative philoso-
ply" I,
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02

BrBLE-READrNG.-Soon after Chief Justice
Chase assumed the gubernatorial chair OF
Ohio, he issued his proclamation appointing a
Thanksgiving day. To make sure of being
orthorGox, the governor composed his pro-
clamation almost exclusively of passages
from the Bible, which he did not designate as
quotations, presuming that every one would
recognize them, and adnre the fitness of the
words as well as his taste in their selection.
The proclamation meeting the eyes of a
Democratic editor he pounced at once upon
it; declared that he had read it before
couldn't exactly say where--but he would
take his oath that II was a downright plaguar-
ism from beginning to end
That would have been n pretty iair joke 4;
but the next day the rival Republican editor
came out valiantly in defense of the Governor,
pronounced the charge false and lbelous and
challenged any man living to produce one
single line of the proclamation that had ever
appeared in print before
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02

CANCER REMEDY-MoRE CLOVER
TEsTIMoNY.-A physician writes as fol
lows: 81 have tried the Cundura?go in
several cases OF cancer. 1t is an efficient
operative, but in several cases entirely
failed. / have tried tea infusions of the
red clover tops in ten cases of cancer.
and have failed in none. | win venture
the assertion that by means OF this un-
pretentious P.antI will cure more cases
Of well-seated cancelol deposits than
cundurango, or any other remedy that is
known to the materia medica. can effect.
feel that l cannot urge upon the pub
lie too strongly, the wonderful medical
Alternative power Of this plant, and hav-
'ng been in the practice of medicine
about forty years, it must be conceded
nave had some experience. For all the
dermic diseases and cutdneoas affections
the red clover tops are the most efficient
remedy l have ever. tried. | have cured
some fifteen cases of cancer that nv
brother physicians had abandoned as in
durable. Let every farmer understand
there is tiourlshing i'll his fields remedy
which is far the superior to cunduraneo
in It's wonderous curative properties, and
that remedy is the red clover tops. In
my hands it has proved far more power
Iul than cundurango, for have had am
pie opportunity for testing the latter in
the country of its growth. TO use the
red clover, all that is necessary is to rem
der tea of it and drink freely through
the day. A piece of rag ght to be
wet with the tea and kept applied TO the
cancerous sore. | assert that, as an al
terative, the red clover tops cannot be
excelled by any remedy in our materia
medica, and l nope the people will take
heed and govern themselves according
lv .
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02
How N. Y. Editors ,ile up the Cash.


The editorial profession in New York
seems t. be profitable one after alI-at
least to come men. Ten years ago Man
ton Marble was reporter on the Eoeninq
Fo1 at twenty dollars a week. and about
a year afterward he was engaged on the
Wortd at small salary. lie worked
along till he got an interestiu the JVyyll
OF which he is now sole proprietor, with
fortune Of a million, all made in the
newspaper business. Seven wears ago.
Joseph Howard was employed as report
er, or rather as "soubrcttc in breeches''
on the Times. In the course of his opera
tons be connected himself with the ,Sar,
which has proven to be al important con
cern. lie now owns three-fourths of its
stock, and only last week sold one quarter
OF his interest for twenty-five thousand
dollars. 50 that his three years work on
the Star has given him a property worth
one hundred thousand dollars. The
young fellows who took hold of the Mail
few years ago have made q very profit
aole property, and the poor printers who
started the GtObe are working a success.
AS for the older editors, everybody
knows they have grown enormously
rich. Bennett, who "created the Herald
out of nothing" thirty years ago, is
worth five millions. Greeley is worth
about tenth as much most Of which.
however, he acquired by his books.
raymond, who was a small salaried
writer in 1850, died, two wears ago. a
mch man. Bryant, of the Post is rich
lialIeck, of the Journqt Of Commerce, is
rich Hastings, OF the Commercial id
certtser, is rich ; Dana, of the .S,ta, has
made a fortune at his profession in three
years. 1t must be evident to anybody
who wants to get rich that the best
thing to do is to start daily newspaper
IN New York. ST at first you don't
succeed, try, try, again"
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02
WHOLE NUMBER 1881.

BREAKING HoRsEs.-There is notbino
more unreasonable or unwise. we are al,
most tempted to say inhnman, than the
old method of treating horses-uamely.
allowing them to run wild until a certain
age, and then haying violent conflict
with them for the mastery. On this sub,
Jeci well known borseman offers the
following sensible remarks;
81 am glad to see that the practice Of
breaking horses is growing into disuse
Gentle your horses and acquaint them
with the duties which they have To ner.
lorm, but never break them. Accuston,
them ircm their earliest colt-hood, to be
hahdIed pet them until they enioy
your society, in fact, win their love 'bv
Kindness. Let them learn what a halter
IS ~ a manner which will not shock or
brighten them. Teach them to mt mn
with straps and buckles, and when old
enough, have them daily bear or drao
some light load but do it all kindly
and gradually lead them on in their edu,
cation. so that when the proper time
comes, they can be saddled or barnessed
with neither risk or trouble But to
throw the whole burden ola three years
education upon them in about the same
number Of days, and to conquer the
poor trembling, frightened animals by
brute force, is inhuman and unreasona,
bic. Let US learn and teach our children
to treat the animals, given us for our
service by our Master, in manner wor,
thy of human beings"
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02
Town punp-local editors.

Town pulnp-Iocal editors.
Fast living is nothing but dying
quickly.
Coming to grief meeting trouble
half way.
old maid.
Ballet girls and geese stand the longest
on one leg.
What grows bigger the more you con,
tract it ? Debt.
Innocence is like an umbrella, when
lost it is lost forever.
Why is love like potato ? Because
it shoots from the eye,
When a wife reigns it seems natural
that she should storm too.
a consolation for the ladies-this
world abovnds in him-perfections,
1t Is qneeP woman who asks no ones,
tions, but the woman who does is the
querist.
A music teacher fell from third story
window and found the pitch uncomforta,
bly, high.
Texas invalids are appraised of their
approaching dissolution by seeing the
doctors trying on their coats and boots.
Good nature, ike bee, collects honey
flom every herb. Immature, like spider.
sucks poison from. the sweetest flower.
Some one, describing a bad dinner.
said that ''the meat was cold, wine was
hot, and everything was sour but the
vinegar"
Sqnibob suggests that the cause of
the potato rot is the rotator motion of
the earth, in which view the best com.
men-tatorS coincide
The editor of an eastern paper having
received . bauk-note detector, returns
thanks, and modestly asks for some bank
notes upon which to test its accurrcy.
"You had better ask for manners than
money!" said a nicely dressed gentleman
to beggar who asked tor aims. 81
asked for what thought you had the
most Of" was the reply.
Mark Twain 81 have seen slower peo.
pie than | am-and more deliberate
people than l am-aud even quieter, and
more listless and lazier people than am,
But they were dead.
1t is said that one of the young lady
teachers in the public school at Con,
neaut, the other day, forced one of the
big boys to show her how he kissed one
OF the girls in the Woodhouse.
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ASHTABULA, OHIO, SATURDAY, SEPT. 2. 1871.

b'lieye will climb" ''
The editor sht IN his sanctum and hroult down his
fist with q thufnp:
"God bless that old farmer" he muttered uhc q ron.
ular. jolly, old trump"
And tits thus with our noble profession and Tins f.
- will ever be still;
There are some who appreciate It's labor and some who
perhaps never will.
But IN the great time which is coming, when Gabriers
trumpet shall round
And they who have lnbored and rested eia come from
- the quiyering ground.
When they who have striyen and suffered to teach and
ennOble the race
Shall march at the front Of the column each one in his
God-gyen place.
As they pass through the gates Of the cty with uropd
and victorious tread
The editor, printer and DEVIL will travel not far from
the head.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02

A juvinile porker, doubtless a pet
Judging from its impudence, made its way
into church not a thousand miles away,
during service on last Sunday night, and
came near having the same effect on the
congregation that Mary's lamb did on its
visit to school. 1t run about under the
seats granting its evident satisfaction
and no person dared to take it out, for
notwithstanding his stature was diminu-
tive, his protests against snch proceed.
ing would have been loud. It remained
till the service closed and went homo
with the rest of the congregation, a wis
er if not better pig.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-09-02

a young man and his inamorata were
skating recently near the town of Plats-
burg, N. Y, when suddenly the ice broke
and into twenty feet depth of water
went the young gentleman. Hastily
peeling of, first her dress and skirts, and
then her erinoline, stockings and the bet
ter portions of her uuderclothing, the
shiveringb fair and brave beauty contriv-
ed to tie them together and make a rude
cord by the aid of which her doused
companion was saved from a watery
grave. 1t is pleasant to record a case in
which so liberal disarrangement of
handsome young woman's toilet did not
result in leading her male associate
straight to destruction.