Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1871-11-30


iii Paris.
Adcline Pa,.i is 10 come to Amers.
ca next.year.
a pleasant mill pri,lege-kissing
factory girl.
Song OF the Oyster.-Ecep me in
my little bed.
Romantic Death.-A young lady
drowned in tears.
Applicable to an Angel--Wta, on
earth are you doing:
How to make time go fast Use
the spur ot the moment.
4 man whom we can put up with.
a good hotel keeper.
There are now $4,000 Dakota In
dians under missionary influence.
I.aziness is . good deal like money
1.-The more man has OF it the
more he wants.
Why is the letter ".in like the MR.
riage services Because it makes
eve into wed.
Salts Of Deraoniac' were recently
called for at country drug store in
Western Massachusetts,.
Why will folks pay 50 mn;h for
rent when they can get a house mail
for 1hrec on tour dollars?
Dobbs thinks that, instead of Civ
ing crc]it to whom credit ls stuA:
the cash had better be paid.
The consumption of liquors in
England last year amounted to L.
007 l.7 ,523 gallons valued at 5000,
100000.
Ii "a German says klcinkinderbe-
walransalt, he dosnt mean to abuse
you. He simply speaLs OF a refuge
Tor little children.
A drunkard said that lie did not
| consider himself obliged to keep the
his pledge, because when he to"k 1t
there was no stamp affixed.
A thief was lately caught breaking
into song. He had already got
through the first bars, when police
man came up and hit INN with stave.
Il can't tind bread tor my family
said lazy fellow in company. +.
"Ncr IT, replied an Industrious
miller. II am obliged to work tor
it,
\ gentleman took laly out TO
ride the other evening". anls came
home with false curl attached to the
side OF his cap. He wonders. how it
got there.
A little tour year old being asked
b. his mother if he would not like to
have wings and be au angel, replied,
mo, ma III rather be i hawk and
live on chickins."
A brick fell from a scaffold, yester-
day, on the head ola passing negro.
Filing dem ere peanutshell another
way up dere, wont yer!" was the
darkey's advice as lie scratched his
wool.
| \ lawyer once asked Dutchman
concerning pig, i'll court, What
ear marks had he. "Vell, ven first
become acquainted nit dc hook, he
had no car-marks excepta very sholt
taiIn
In the litauy of the expurgate
prayer-book used by the conyrcga-
ton OF Mr.. Voy sey, in London, oc-
cnres q petition, For all Literary
Persons, and Editors OF the Public
Press
\ most excellent Old lady in Con-
nectlcut is much exercised in mind
to know how it is that little quick.
; silver in glass tube can make such
awful cold weather 10y just falling al
luch or two.
\ gentleman expressed to 4 laly
his admiration Of her toilet. She
SAID she supposed he lad been i'm.
pressed by her angel sleeves. He
answered with etfi,sion: No; he'd
like to be-
" on have played the dence with my
heart said a gentleman to 4 lady
who was his partner in social game
OF whist at an evening party.
! sWell,n replied the lady, with an
arch smile, 1T was because you play.
ed the knave.n
| a French anthofcss SAYS, "A kiss
gives more pleasure than anything
else Ill the worll.' To this an eilt-
or responds, That writer evidently
never experienced the childish rap
ture OF decending the stairs by slid
inc down the banistersn
| An impetus to general education
is given to the colonists at New
Sweden, Me-, in.asmueh as no one is
allowed to be married until they be.
come members Ut the church, and
they cannot become members OF the
church unless they can read and
| write.
| An unsophisticated parent in
Portsmouth, n. H., is said to have
observed with pain that his tirst-born
had no teeth, and fastened 10 rene
dy the .;deformity' by purchasing a
fifteen n-dollar set Of molars, which he
handed to the nurse, with the re-
mark that the baby shouldn't suffer
1T he hal to wear only one shirt a
week.
| "Bob, where's the state Of matri-
mony:a Its one Of the United
States. It is bounded by hugging
and kissing on one side, by babies
and cradles on the other. Its chief
prod, cts are poulation, broomsticks,
and staying out late o nights. 1t
was discovered b. Adam AMI Eve,
IN trying to find a north west pass
age out Of Paradise
Judge Sharswood, OF Pennsylvania
Supreme Court, has just decided a
case in which he laws down the nrm-