Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-04-15
Facts and EancIes.

Deeds are fruits, words are leaves.
Keep your rakes in good order-Re
formed rakes made good husbands.
Your fields may be "harrowed with
care, but you cannot be "harrowed by
the recollection
Even your grief may be of a moving
character, for when there are no horses
the farmers (s) teers will move the
plow
Farmers are not expected to be men
of letters, but it is generally understood
that you will make A while the sun
shines.
BE prudent in planting; one corn is
often enough for an acher, and if you,
must leave any ything out, why, drop
your potatoes.
Keep in mind the active ones, beans
will run, you can see the cornstalk in
the field, aud one vine that you plant
you may find hop when it comes.
GA man who'd maliciously set FIRE to
a barn." said good Old Elder Poyson,
f." and burn up stable full of horses
and COWS, ought to be kicked to death
by ajackass, and I'd like to be the one
to 90 it,"
A gentleman from London, on a vis-
it to friend in the country, speaking
of the times, observed that his wife had
lately expended G20 for habit. His
friend replied "Here in the country
we don allow our wives to get into such
habits"
Rich Maiden Lady-"Well, May,
Why are you looking so hard at me p
May-"I'm looking Tor your other
| face"
I4ady-"What other face, child ?"
May-"Why, MA is always saying
you have two faces p
"Halloa, Bob, how are your Bob,
who had been in jail Tor some months past
answered.:
. Very well, thank you; but have
been in 'rouble, yon know.
/ w trouble allied you"
CA trouble past in durance.'
That was not an enthusiastic culogy
which the tinrinnatti paper showcred
| upon lecturer there the other evening
when il conceded that '.Iu the mat ser
Of expolling words FROM the glottis Of
/ the throat the lecturer was a complete
success That notice was evidently
not paid for.
Just as an anctionecr was saying
1 "goue" few evenings since, his audi
eucc went through the floor into the
cellar, happily without hurting any OF
them. The aucioneer, as soon as be
fouod his legs, remarked that the acct
dent would enable him to sell lower
than before, and called for IBID, and
they bid him Coed night"
The familiarity Of Emperor William
with God, in his dispatches to his wife
Augusta, has given rise to the annexed
ePigram which, though uuorthodox, is
quite ueat
. .By Will DtVlnes my dear AgnStas
The troops havs had another buster
Ten thousand Frenchmen seut below.
Praise God from whom nil blessings a9w.
A Cleveland, Ohio, paper apparently
believes in 3sens a iot head lines, if the
following is fair specimen 4 vel
known citizen drowned in eistern
He is beaten to death with club
Has hi4 skulI crushed by brick bat
ID stabbed, shot and again drowned in a
cana.. and still lives The most won
dcrful tenacity Of life on record p
At Binghamton, n Y, a favoritt
mode of winning the drinks is for q
sharper to bet with yoke, that he can
stand an egg on end " right out on the
floor" and that the yokel cant break
it with a half bnshel measure. The
bet is taken; aud the fend 10 human
shape puts the egg precisely in tn,
corner, and, if you wish to know how
. it is yourself, you would do well to try
the experiment.
The following lines, written in tn.
! delicate hand writing OF lady hav.
) been sent to us. with an urgent request
. for publication "He took her fame,
/ when he came +; he took her hand, b,
) took kiss he took no notice of tn,
J shame that glowed her happy cheek a
: this. He took to coming afternoons
6 he took an oath he'd never deceive h,
! took her fathers silver spoons, and af
ter that he took his leave"
a A wag was requested by an old lad
q 70 read the newspaper for her. He tool
h it up and read as follows: '.Last night
e yesterday morning, about one o'clock il
!. the afternoon, before breakfast, a hun
!. cry boy, about forty years old bought
G big custard for levy, and threw
n through brick wall nine feet thick
: an jumped over it, broke his rgh
ark Ia oH ahayn his inft kuaa aad e.