The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-09-21

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alta la man Wlo eats yuu.
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irnlaee3 tpa peWll.mauigd mau, c3fi-
aiamAtaI him warmly. aad said Al,
ilase l5icaHsld county gifis make clever
uhts Itc lad tlarc ol em.
Stern parent Leave 90 that noise
dintlt JACK you naughty boy. li'sall
ofer nov, ASH Berlhas ZEN OF crging
tltsa tcnmiauJc.. Jack Bertha
began crying before ! dI1 Boo, boo'-
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~9uabbie. 90 ola bachelor, shows Biz
i9 kings, which De has just darned, to a
maiden hdN wi9 eouiempiuously re-
msshs rfrag good ter d msu daTuer.
Nlereupou squabbics REGIONS, Yes COED
enough FOR woman darn her
Tbs CounersalIe, Ind, Times tells
IF IN gu mlttplitcr 10 that country
Who puta qaiolus upon Young man
WHO ebatlcl him about Ms bald head III
these words Young man, when my
head gei. as son il YOUR. can raise hair
70 sll
Appropriate names For printers
wife, En-, Tor q sports wife, Betty; for
d lawyer, wife, Sue for generals wife,
sally; for teamsters wife, Carrie; FOR
fisherman, wife, Net-ty: for shoe
makers wife Peggy; for carpetman's
wiie, Mattie, for an auctionecrs wife,
Bid-dy for a chemists wife, Ann. Eliza;
ior an engineer, wife, Brldg-iti FOR a
farmers wife, Gerusha.
Al absent minded editor. who is
known to hage au account al the bank,
goes from some fly miles below Toledo
to that city, counting The other night be
camc to a climax, and The old man was
interviewed. $50 YOU want Claray' said
the patcrhmilas. "What will you give
herr "Giyc herE replied Tie newspa-
per man, looking up yacantIy, "Oh IN
give her pun
September II named after Scptus,
which thrashed ont into American,
means soyeu. ! wouldn't take 600 dollars
for tic latin kno, and don't kno much
nu,hcr sept Is a lakadaisikal month,
mello ~ ihc dckaled side Of punkin
and as sensitive az boarding school
mise during her FIRST quarter III french,
MIXTURE makes her will this month-hogs
root violently birds hold conversational
and adjourn down South tree toads
boost each other up trees and MARBLE sam
anthems kalydds chew music aud spit
Il out freely and bulfrogs post their
books lash Killings
a Flushing, t. l., farmer started
home from Brooklyn q few days ago
with barrel 81 whlskcy aud a barrel Of
nola--es he had a halky horse, which,
taking sudden notion to take q rest, re-
insedio bulge. Tie farmer procured
an armful d hay. placed il under the
horse and set It on iite The horse moved
forward Just lar enough for the fire 70
ignitca leak hole ia the whskey barrel
seeing the danger, tie farmer rolled out
the molasscs bnt when he turned TO the
Whiskty tie horse and wagon were gone,
Sudden jerk having dumped the whls-
Key out there Il lay, shooting with
flames high iu The air. Pretty soon
there wa. au explosion, aud The whiskcy
was gone The farmer surveyed the spot
took a steady hook at thc molasses, picked
np big t1ue and stove in the head Of
ilie molae- barrel and remarked phil
asuph.railg III can't have amy whisky,
ian my hide u tie Ola woman shall have
aily nolassts