Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-07-13
fyTA And WISDOM.

- why Sh9ukt a hare not be called tim
id?-It always dies game, fslE III 1f
q Advice to Persons Meditating Law
Keep your own counsel. vas.I ts1l
k Why should young ladies set good
examples? +? Because young men are sol
apt 70 follow them. - -
s, w WNKEpNEss.-The bachelor looks
out for No. I; the married man for
No. q s'--2', -7-H h-so..J e l7.l7'
The way to command respect and
plenty OF room in a erowdAC Carry pot
of paint in each hand O. ro'ji7',,s,
The line of business some strong
minded ladies take up-The mascu-
line. -f'-s ssa7 Ill-rs .ltr tsslii
To Young ladies.-If you open your
heart TO your lover, ten to one kiss
will be the first prisoner to fly out. re
|. u All Tailors are not, Cowards-4There
is one we know, of who, has many a
time faced e dozen regimentaI coats,
without fiinching- S9Se g. sit5.zl
MaBTfAI.-Why should new leyies
go to war early in the year p Because
all green things begin to shoot in
Spring. - = II no Ea..s
"Sir, you have the advantage of me.n
"Quite right; You are quite right, sir,
Almost everybody of common sense
- rsf.ia -,ft saTl s,-af v'gs u.a a.-
1t is now declared that no person can
be chlOroformed by burglars unless
sponge is held directly under the nose. z
Philadelphia is to sprinkle her streets
with salted water. Io
Eleven white girls married colored
men in Boston last year.o51s.3 air IL.
Koss1th has REMARKED; his wife is
Swiss farmers daughter -e+ e
An inch of rain falling upon an acre of
land weighs about 100 tons.oS saI .a. O.,
There are thirty oil cloth factories in
the United States, manufacturing nearly
1000 yards Of oil cloth pei, day.
The great question with some hus-
bands Is. whether, when they married
a wife, they also married all her reIa-
tives. .qFof>c' Il.
He that studies books alone will
know how thing ought to be; and he
that studies men will know how things
are. n
A son of Hon. Anson Burlingame has
become connected with the editorial de-
partment of the New York Tribune.
A Providence merchant saves his .1n1-
brellas by cutting small piece out OF the
handle, which he carries in his pocket
book, ready TO prove property at any
time. o. Al- - ~ .'-'- .
I,ea arLiyeL s--rf e "a uFFd fIa- 5fa.T -.
An indianapolis woman, at, the grave
of her husband not long ago, according
to all the papers, said there was one
consolation, shs knewiwhere helwas of
nights now. -, ,,,-..r...-..,.--..-., ~ s...,
A Vicksburgh man who set a spring
gun IN his chicken house, found him
self a widower in few hours afteEward.
He says he win tell his second wife
when he patsa gun there again. o.
If you should ever have the misfor-
tune to let the eat out of the bag" never
try and stuff her back again; its such a
mistake; you only make, inevitably
make, matters forty time worse. 4
Professor White in his Geology Of
Iowa, speaking of the Missouri river as it
bounds that state, says It was once a
lake as shown by the deposits that
still remain. It was about one hundred
miles in width. ~
A Florida negro was Two years ago SO
terrified the cars that he had to be blind
folded to get him aboard. Nov he is
senator and Director Of the railroad. .
~ ''Do you like novels?'' asked Miss
Fitzgerald of her baekwoods lover. II
can't say he replied, = L never ate
any; but tell you I'm death on pos
sum-"
A young bachelor in Jersey City WIS
urged TO marry. but he rep led, at dom It
see it. My father was single man and
he always got Hiong we'll enough. ~
* Josh Billings says flies have big ap-
pitight for getting into things; they are
the fust AT the dinner table, an alwus
take soup, and don't leave until the
cloth is removed.
docs the train start this evening at
50 minutes past 6, as usuaI?" asked an
elderly lady Ofarailroad employee. I'No;i
it leaves at p minutes to ~ was the re-
ply, :" Dear me, dear me, how they do
change these trainsn,
A wise man once seeking to explain
a cross, took two slips of wood, long
and short one, and said, The long
piece represents the will Of God, the
short one your will. Lay your will in
line with Gods will and you have no
cross; lay it athwart, and you at once
have cross. 49,, -. I'd
A sly old deacon wishing to give his
pastor hint to put more juice in his
sermons said to him one day, I must get
a seat nearer the pulpit, for by the time
your words reach my ears, the people in
front of me have so taken the pith out
of them that they are dry as dishwater.
4 1t is an exploded theory that women
dress to please men. They dress 10 please
or spite each otuer. Any girl of sense
and experience knows that it is just as
easy to break a mans heart in q two
dollar muslin, neatly made up, as it is
in five hundred dollar silk costume,
made by man dfessmaker. n
A girl in Chester, Vermont, died re-
Gently from tight lscing, and local ed
itor, il view of the sad event, says: "If
the girls cannot live without being
squeezed, we suppose men can be found
who would sacrifice themselves. As
young as we are we'd rather devote
three hours a day, without . cent of pay,
as brevet corset, than--see these girls
dying off in that manner. Office hours
almost any time.n r, raHf.s or
A gentleman from Philadelphia was
recently commending the service of q
young friend TO q merchant of this city,
and closed his appeal by saying, ,.he
comes of a very good family; both his fA-,
ther and grandfather were very dislin-
guished men in the East. - ''NNere they?"l
replied orr merchant, .'that is good, but
it Is of no account with us here. There
is less daddyism in Chicago than any
other place in the United States. " Cor
rect.-CChicago Journal. eesl oI
Don't'paste this on .your'hat,n where
you will never see II, and 1t can't "get