Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-10-07
Facts and FaEacies.

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Mill>dew-Wages of the factory
girls.
Halls reception by the Esquimaux
will probably be a cool one.
When person declares his brain is
on fire, is it etiquette to blow it out.
The latest bit of popular music is
called " Bury your dog in the garden"
Let the doctor remember that a roll
ing Livingstone gathers no moss.
A chippewa chief, who visited Chi
cago lately, pronounced the weather
big hot"
Learned persons call locust Bicad,
septenaaecaD,, but it does seem to be
frightened.
Capt. Halls expedition has effected an
entrance into the best Arctic circle.
Among the patents issued at the
Patent office at Washington, is one for
creeping dolls.
A new Turkish iron clad is called
neutrality-suspicious. (conclu>
dod in our next issue).
Prisoners have to " come to the
scratch in New York police court, the
court room being infested with heas.
"a boy explains the thinuess of
the milk he carries this hot weather on
the ground that the COWS sweat so"
IN inscription upon a church bell in
Milwaukee reads: ''In memory Of MIN
ME J. Hodges, weight IA pounds.
Pla'c the first five proper names of
the Bible so as to lorm sentence Of
chastisement-Adam, Seth Eve, Cain
ABEL.
\ travelling clergyman onoe opened
a prayer in public with son Lord, Thou
knowcst that | was in Europe last sums
mer."
Heretofore the German Democrats Of
New York have borne beer to Tweed
Now they propose to bear Tweed to his
bier.
The strength Of insects * evidently
prodlgious y mosquito, for example
will frequently make a man Sct out Of
bed at II ght.
\ Sublime thought-Old Fellows
and Masons, like masons and he'd
follows ascending ladder get up BY
degrees
Yonn- girls in charge Of babies in
New York run races on the sliewalk
with the carriages Now for Il collision
aud explosion vi infants.
Mrs MaIaprop declares ;hat If shc
lives to be a hundred, aud nil her fami~
Iy attain ycnerated age, she will Ger,
tainly have Saint Emery.
\ San Francisco editor thus addresses
an Oakland brother You wallapus,
you icthyoloroIte. You bogus hammo
chrysos, you yoa Oahiauder =
The wife Of d. 4. Dadd, Of Hum
bolt, Iowa, has presented her lord with
- children in Il years and they are
all well and live at home with their
Dadd.
1t is with view to the fitness OF
things, the Professor Of EIocution IN
Browns University is woman What
a woman don't know about talking isn't
worth learning
The editor Of an E.Siern paper ,hav
ing received bank note detector, re-
turned thanks. anil modestly asked for
some bank notes upon which to test its
accuracy.
The young men Of the Wheeling wa
tering places have discarded white
vests The young ladies' use so much
oil on their hair that a vest is only
good for one evening on the piazza.
\ correspondent asks aud then an
swcrs the following riddle: What is
the difference between the passion for
chi2nons and a storm at sea One
is a raging main, aud the other raging
mania.
Take away my first letter. | remain
unchanged ; take away my second let
ter, there Is no apparent alteration in
nc take away all my letters and still
continue unaltcrd The letter carrier
The Knaveries Of Tammany have com.
PEELED the German Democrats Of New
York to abandon their party They
say they can abide few thieves, but
there are too Tam -maay of them in
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