Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1871-07-22
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From the Lancaster Enterprise.
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Was is'dei opinion fun gems Ich hob
shun ordlitlr g'shtuddid liver ollcrlea fed
dcr-fec, awcrdo gous dinkt mich is mehner
Interesting dos ennich onner kreddoOr fun
der art.
Now, was is IN 'ain gons ? Sell mog der
fore kumma we an icbbishe froke, aver ich
glawb doch net dos ca n,onn Gus dutzend
oily leading characteristics fop der Gons oX-
plaina konn.
An CONS is an krcddoor dos goot 'lcsbt
An gons frcst graws, i'm summer, aver
wann sc sch uf an hoy shtock tcrlussa mist
for lcawa ivyer der winter donn debt SC
terhungcra.
Ea ecker graws is plenty for an gons,
except wann de graws crop sheet Gus turn
ed
Gems gehna nc welt fun heam, aver sc
sin for common um dc veg wann sccbbas
hen tsu frcssa.
Bel noddoor leawa de gems about finf un
sivvatsich yohr, un wGrra oily dog tullcr.
And gons lcagt OILS for common yusht ea
ny uf amohl-so about dc size fun ma gons
oy, De yungy gers sin iershteckct in der
oyer. ,,~,..
De alt sons is Gin yunsa gcpsly sci n, om-
my uns klea gepsly is der alt gons cara bub
belly. DO.
De yungy gems kreeya kca druppa mil
Itch fun der mommy TN aw net Gus der
butte. Fun yung uf dunna dc gems Iprna
sich tsu ernchra in onncr lett cara grrta
un in de fence ccka.
Gems sin ivycr Gus goot for cssa, aver
for gems tlcash tsu bcisa uu kaua ncmts
gooty, soundy, nodder!ichc bocka tsca.
1ch webs net we's kummt dos gems tieash
so ivvcr Gus TUT is. A dchl lett mehna es
is es alter, un eS mog aw so sci.
An gons is considered an dummies kred-
door-shcer gorly so DUNN we an easel.
Der difference tswisha der gons un ma
easel is dcs Der easel hut ieer bca un dc
gons yusht tswea der easel dut cbmohls
kicka, aver de CONS wcas nix fun so tricks;
der easel is ivvcr Gus musical un awgenehm
wan or greisht, aver dc gons hisst yusht n
wennich wanns sc bies ic, N0ch an impor-
tant difference tswiaha der gons lln EN- EASEL
sci lggcl sim uf EN- top fun seim, kup, uh
sin aw at, substitute for ohra. An gearnty
gOus i'm an ignorammus fun ma easel sin
all tswea ordlich DUNN TN in sclam sin SC
uf equal terms.
Wann a gons ON brecya is DOM is SC
hort tsu pleasa. Sc deaf evan an groser
bull hund fcchta.
Fun de gems krccya dc lett cara fodder
better I'm kuppa-kisin. Der bcsht veg for
der icddcra tsu krcCyiais for sc rous ruppa {:
gems tsu sheara we shota, is kca gutter plan,
for es is an grosscr difference tswisha shofc
wUl IN gems lcddcra.
An gons hut orrick bricdy fees, un konu
50 gOor uf cam bea shtea dos uf tswea. For
mel dehl ish wet cnnche tscit lecvcr onna
hucka dos shtunda long ul cam bca shtca
Gems tcrkawfa .goot uf en- morrickt, alb
bordich de olty.
An gons is an gootcr swimmer, un so
is aw an bull-frog un II shnappen-do -dordcl,
aver der bull-frog is Ger bcsht. In appear
ancc is aver an grcssy difference tswisha
ma bulldog un gems. De fact is, Sc sin
gor net fun der same spceshies. An CONS
un shnappcr sin aver wennich in der
frclndshdit, to"; we g'sawt, sc kcnna all
tswca shwimnia, un sc dunna aw all tswea
oyer leaya for an living. De shnappers
aver hen kea fcddera we dc gems, un dc
gems hen ken 50 dckc shawla we dc shnap-
pcrs,
rs is noch ebbas on a gons dos mer a
wennish koryose forr kummt, un sell is cara
longer hcls. Now suppose an CONS grickt
kalt nm der halls wprd wca, cs nemmt an
ordiich crosses mucka plashtcr for der CONS
mer wissa krccya de gems kea kalt, we mcer
tswea behnichc kreddoora WI mer mensha
heast. Tn sell is kOryosc. Nit all dc fuss
dos dc viewer macha nit cara kinncr, un
close watcha dos SC kea nossy fees krccya
odder frishy iuft i'll der nacht, sin eva dc
ktnncr sheer OlSfOrt ON kreXt NIT hOOshtil.
shariach fever, NUNS, weber hUs un feel
ohncry cOGpIainst. Aver we is es nit dc
gems Sc luSsa cara yungy drous rum
shprluGa, i'm drucka un i'm uosso wcttcr,
un shwinnla yea id drech-lcChcr un i'm
meel dom uh 6!clert baar-fccsich un ohna
hect uf de KEEP, un d9ch sin Sc olsfort
g'sund. Sell macht mich sheer gor glawa
dos &c mgnsha entirely tsu particular sin
nit cara kinncr.
De gems drinkA kca lager beer un aw kea
whiskey. Sell is nOch an reason warum sc
so alt un tunsin.
De gems cara brcady shnevvci gebt cana
an grosser advantage ivver de hinkel wann
sc ON middog essa sin, for de hinkel pickn
dc weIshkorn karner uf, cans noch EN- on
ner, aver dc gems nit cara brcady schucy
vel kenna an gonsy load ut shauila u
amohl. DE gems hOssa de enda, we'll cudd
aw bready schncyyel hen un ut equal foot
ins sin ON middog ussa.
Dcs is now an essay uf gems, I'm dawrun
bin ich particular dos ich nix fun lGen
suNect ivver hup.
DE hegsht woch ncmn ich ferlccht d,
notion aw an shtickly tsu shrciva fl
wedya kce IN kcwcr, un wann ich du dom
kcnnt cr eich aw drul ftrlussa dos der mail
subject cbbas gons onncsht is, los gems.
Dc Deyvy mehnt ich set de brccl gor ne
shicka we'll sheer Sorly nix drin is dos yush
Iun gen, aver we'll ich der brecf nov
gshrivya hob ut der Sons subject so shc
lch der can aw I'M wana ud can net drucksli
dan mogsht del pcif nit nv shtccka TN II
II 'rc at present fun
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