The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-08-19
VARIETY.

6Araily speaking-Wom
ites Of the night-Babies.
sorce-the turn of the tied.
class put more real feeling in their voca-
tian pickpoekets.
G ,fsy say marriage is the end of some peoples
llei,s. Which end, though?
s,ka'ogicaI Circus is what the California
- pro<hnely called Rev. Mr. Inskip's mon
revival tent.
q on sqneezing terms any more, is the way a
ae3 girl describes the relations between her
zad bar late lover
pariianentary lately remarked that inno-
: se Is Ike m umbrella, when once we have lost
%a maF Dager see it again.
5ers i youth in the legal department. at
n Lrtli1n university who has been dubbed :. Ne
Yag -because necessity knows no law.
Il y q cnrious fact says an entomolopist
LET it Il the female mosquito that torments
A bacbelor would say that it is not all cur
l1cihsr-in-law in Lansingburg, New York.
T1ng 70 rad her eyes of quantity of red pep-
Which AZ some strange way or other came
\ A1fa ttA keyhOle Of her daughter-in-law's
W
Ecs1on paper asserts that they used to have
tolt down on Cape Cod of sending town pau-
p fhe legislature, that the Commonwealth
relieve them Of the expense of paying their
ID dnring the winter.
y said that the present leaders of the French
nmenr, instead of rebuilding the Hotel de
:. Is Intend to inelOse the ruins within a STRONG
IS milling, and leave them standing to recall the
kitty Of Communism
da virginia editor has come to the conclusion
Auaa might as well undertake 20 hold him.
Ans length and then turn double SOM
Tis eI4 meetIng-house steeple, as to attempt
estn paper that will suit everybody.
res.1an readers are often amused bv the
tnlnese 10 them Id 70 Tai and CIV
IN ''ek Fery funny. But perhaps it is only in
~ -z PRINT 1t. Suppose some of our own
" us Da Wis and Gree Ley, Schuy
% fAznnd Val Ian Dig Ham?
nQds7. Bachelor says all he should ask for in
Mc1A pc good temper, sound health. oood
ts1-u,s, agreeable physiognomy. nrettv
49, cohhectlons, domestic habits. re-
o.5uSenent, good spirits, conversation
@-' e.1Sahe manners, and money. Poor
H.e are you disturbing the whole bonse
i r, yfer yells in this way for?', ds,O.d9 nouSe
III sJasey landlord from a guest whom hn 1eu se'
e nizht seemingly in pursuit Of o ,n.;,;tTl toGnu
- 3@Lng at the top of his voice. "I;Io
lng the battle cry of Headom.'' answa,ad u
!ess as ne went ahead with his search and
= told OF father In church, who.
marriage service came to the point
il iergyman asks, "Who glyeth this
Re married to this man?'' reuIied
~. am called to do it, although it do
.e:srain. wanted her to marry Bill
Is worth twice the money o. that
- -0e answer was not considered reeu-
argues that Robinson Crusoe
PPys pecuse she had no neiehbors 10
~ 49,, nr Sao'r have gas bill coming in
;ssSs;' lonsos, wasn't threatened with having
~. r<7 ssoPPeD, adn't any one to scoId him
80 - IL - iAe wasn't kept awake by the
- cent !, sts, nor harassed by any life
H. Ias en'.sted with the work of
u, - uen ~ :. ,1LaI Inah He painted one and
'H ~ - % = "e.a "sne painted the others.
Wlp 1rp sti4 sitting l6he chair, but doing
n hen she asked hA why be did not
= move around, he Sd it was heco,,Ss ,,os
}, He had to be blyn off the cha i
EHa bWder. on 'ue cnalr