The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-06-10
VARIETY.


.,s rity makes us all honest.
reatest nutmeg ever known met with q
-:- is no more an evidence of wisdom than
On n. n fOIlar Is of shirt.
tz of the ladies use paint as 6ddlers dc
4 hid them in drawing beau.
c. @l Cluseret demands an examination.
ste ID favor Of granting it, but it must be a
1tfisR one.
.respondent says of a soi-disant hero of
a s<t var, that bis sword was never drawn but
4nnd then in a rafhe.
A..Df the best temporary cures for pride and
u 4t1nn that l have ever seen tried, says Mr.
D1lc.= iB sea sickness a man who wants tew
'ea esF@ puts on airs. s..
sstern paper, describing the debut Of a
"a f-zpr, says that '' he broke the ice felicit-
siit his opening, and was almost immedi-
orned with applause"
'e Ia lat DIR. Greeley's signature?" asked an
ser persOn, pointing to little wood cut in
leion3 advertisement of What l Know of
etmlus.r 50 No, that's a picture of new
soE pow."
w.. do you know that 1 have got the
uuioo12" New mOnia, indeed Such
l.
did see, TO 90 and lay out money for such
IN, Fbn L do need new bonnet 90 much"
A R6dz5keepsie farmer wrote to Mr.. Greeley
I'd - if the cotton wood tree could be grown
Nh innate. Horace said he had planted,
4slrs In succession, half an acre of cotton
- fnt he hadn't raised timber enough to
"a Ten orchard. He thinks it can't be
1z1iess it wants to grow itself.
jsly Jack Tar having strayed into men,
rit'H box at the wild beasts, was struck at
siz4s q lion and tiger in the same den.
H. Iack, said he to messmate, who was
: FIr< Ne quid in silent amazement, 50 should
foc,er if next year they were to carry about
air nd marine living peaceably and quietly
tatr.' "Ay," said hIs married companion,
1ian and wife
Xf 4ife tells the truth three times dav,''
ksd a jjOcOse old fellow, at the same time
Hf very misehieyous glance at her, - before
IL the morning she says, Oh. dear, must
nd bur don't want to-. After breakfast
II. tds Well, suppose [ must go to work,
fl1H { want to ;; and she goes to bed saying,
Fts have been fussing all day, and haven't
4PythiDg.'
R&yzAT TwISTED.-There is probably not
, ~ VOID IN the English language that can be
- t~isted - than that which composes the
Ao rte ensuing lines --.-
y Wrf.s we know is written right,
When we see it written writei
-. H1x when see il written wright, go
" ~ know 'tts not then written right;
For write, 10 have il written right
Xu1r not Be written right or wright.
no yet should 10 be written rite,
Dek write-for 50 tits written right.
er ssslvania poet who wrote in some tender
MESSED to his love, &" We will hallow her
Y EEzzh our tears" was surprised by a call
4
cub, and who extended stirring invita-
q - him to come down and have his hesd
IL which he declined. The local paper had
ssl'9e s:..li " We will h'rFo" her grave with
M Invented - A confident Millerite, meet
Aiisodore Parker, said to him 80 Friend, do
k1ow that the world is coming to an end
f,eek?" Parker replied, - Oh that dcesn't
u. me. l live in Boston," Passing on ne
1alph Waldo Emerson, and asked the same
. a0n, EnersOns answer was, 6. Well, let it
. an end; We can get along full as well
u n4fbllowing item of the new rules for base
tfsns 70 have been accidentally omitted in
zx up the official edition lately published.
H4qf the noble game, expecting to engage in
EaDnship matches, had better cut this out
n<te it in their hats for convenient reference:
Low Jack carOms on the home stretch, and
bis bat, B, of course, wins for the
par takes the cue in any case, and the
p card counts game on the third inning,
,4ied the of-pitcher sticks by his wicket and
4 ten-strike before reaching the judges
certain occasion Henry Ward Beecher
Sfred Il sermon on the injustice of obligIng
70 work on Sunday. The next day, while |
* down to Fulton Ferry, he entered into
kfzation with a car-drIver, and asked him if |
pot think some plan might be adopted to |
1se with the need of running the cars all |
sunday. The driver, in ignorance of the !
OF his inierrogating friend, made frank |
RI Yes, sir, L think there might But |
nc hope of it so long as they keep that
~ theatre open in Brooklyn. The cars
run to accommodate that
lily loye-sick swain was pIaying court
+1lcina. She had smuggled him into the
t+..o the darkness only served to conceal
-, while John told the story of his love.
''zs'1eu words reached the parental ear.
suuueniy into the room he demanded !
TO- - 80 VINO lt was she had with her.
s'' was the mumbling reply.
'-< - '--s oi Iere, Numbered paterfaniias.
ameo Mary, and then softo poce
nttie. John set up a woful
' 1hat cats got coId," remarted a +ba
I1 John yowled louder than ever ..co sne
IS bring light, and scare the thine ont III y
4F-s] TOO much, and John made a Iean for
i1doE, carrying glass and frame with b;ro
3n1se what a cat - said the parent co-.
,fting the ruin after the light was bronebt |
<fzEr saw anything like it, and, coufound il
f1[ 3 made our of 6roddcIoth - as be viewa5
kering remnant hanging from the window
ECkrFUL AND SIMPLE CosMoGoSY A corr.s
ft1kgf the San Francisco EleUator (pbiIoso-
kett, pcrhaps) says IN a late number
ne unbegotten, self-existent Oneness. or
9pontaneousity, evolved the intinitude of
$50 materiality to the EXTREMIST verge ofl
Hii4itahle- This spontaneous act OF the
lied Oneness produced the universal
fs5 p general. The ozone, or soul of the
''rEs, by the Odic force, permeated materiality.
f'tnsing the germs of all things throughout
oirenmscribed infnitude The incandescent
:lpr'ty OF etherIalized materiality evolved the
<1seneous unity Of the absolute; hence the
'tai homogeneity of special dissimilars The
<rsai allness, again reacting on like hetero-
<<s conditions. is continually struggling to
- 30 the Oneness. The immediate, although
<Dry- result of these spontaneous efforts is
<<dless variety Of pbenomera presented nv