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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
NEW GOODS.
NEW GOODS d RARE BARGAINS!
Ohsh Purchases and Cash Sales

vu,RuSSELL 4 LUCAS have just opened their
Fall and Winter supply OF staple and season,
able Goods, large and varied in extent, beautiful
in style. durable in quality and as cheap II not
CHEAPER than can be purchased in the county. In
ali departments their stock is complete.
DRESS GOODS.-Poplins, Alpacas, Mouslaiis
Plaids. Surges, Reps, Calicoes, dc. HoSlEkl :
Enplish and American, with full assortment oil
Ladies and 0entlemen's handkerchief, Neck iies'
Scarfs, &c.
ROOTS and SHOES have been made special
~. as TO style, quality and price. The stock ,;
Complete in every department, manuiactured y
order ut the best houses Of the city or selected
from first hands ut manufacturers prices. Those
in want of any article in this line should not Ian
10 call as all tastes can be suited all qualities Cd
tanned and all prices secured. Children and In
fants' Shoes OF every variety. -.
HATS.-A complete assortment ofevery quaiity
variety and style, some of which arc superior 10
ANYTHING we have ever before offered.
READY-MADE CL0THING.-A general ana
complete stock, of the best quality, fashionably
cut substantially made, and sold at the lowest
prices. Also Gentlemen's Furnishing Goods,
complete in every department.
FAMILY GR0CERIES.-A large and general
assortment adequate to all the wants OF old friends
and customers
Thankful for the encouragement of the past we
hope to merit a continuance in the future:
Oct. 22, Isle. l. q IL.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
DAVID II. COCKRILL. JOSEPH Ii. CoczsILL
DAVID II. COCKRILL & SON,
Architects and Builders,
CHARLESTOWN. JEFFERSON COUNTY, va.

OUR experience in the business which we adyer
~ tise to conduct and our thorough acquaint
ance with it in all its branches enable US to assure
the public that any work entrusted to us will be
executed in the most workmanlike manner, and
with the utmost dispatch. Having stood to theiI
posts in the Confederate army during the four
years struggle which it so manfully encountered
they have located in their native county, where
their services are offered in building up the waste
places, andin carrying outpractical reconstruction
Particular attention given a. all times to the
drawing of plans and Specifications; and in the
construction of
GEONETRICAL STAIR VA Us,
where calculation is required, they are confident
that they cannot be surpassed by any workmen IN
the Valley Of Virginia,
re- Being well known in the community, they
deem ii unnecessary to say more, than that order:
left for them will receive prompt attention.
April 0, ls6S-tf.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
The Old Family Journal.
TIE WHOLE STORY.

OH ves-IN t,'l you ,ae story,
Tho vcry words tbatwcrc said,
GA see the supper vss cooking,
Ard was s.iciug some bread,
And Richard came into the pantry,
Ills fac, was exceedingly red.
And he opened his half shut fingers,
And gave me a glimpse oi bis ring;
And thcn-oh yes, I remember
The kettle began O. sing,
And Fanny came I'M with her baby,
The cunningest bunch OK thing.
And the biscuits were cut in minute
W.r. what came ueNtg Letmc see
on Fanny was there With her baby,
And We an sat down Co tea;
And grandma looked over Ucr glasses
So queer at Richard and me!
But it wasn't hll after the milking,
That De said what bc had O. say
How was it2 Oh Fanny had taken
The baby and gone away
The lunuics, rogue OF fellow
lie had o new tooth that day-
We were standing under The plum-'rcc'
And Richard said something loW'
But was tired and tustcred.
And trembled, / almost know;
For ola Rcd is the hardest ot mixers,
And Bgindie is terribly slow.
And ther-lct me scc-where was =
OIL the stars grew thick overhead
And we two stood under the plum-tree
Till the chickens few up % the bed q,
Well. De loves me, and We are % 90 mAfIl-,'
And that is-oj9tt what DO said.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

Head and Foot Stones, Nantes, Statues and
Carving. in all its various branches, and all
work in their business. All orders promptly filled
at the lowest rate and shortest notice aud all work
delivered and put up, and guaranteed to suit pur.
chasers. II not no sale. Please call and see and
Judge for yourselves before purchasing elsewhere!
and patronize Home Manufacturers.
The subscribers have also in operation their shop
in Martinsburg, where they will give prompt at
tention to all work entrusted to them.
DIEHL & BRO.
CharIestovn. Julv Is. lS67-ly.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
HELNRlLB.S EIJIl EXTRACT o. IIGHI

in affections peculiar to Females, is unequaled BY
any other preparation as in Chlorosis or retention,
Paintulness or Suppression of Customary Evacua-
tons liberated or Schirrus State Of the Uterus,
and all complaints incident to the sex or the de-
cline or change Of life.
HELMBOLD'S FLUID EXTRACT BUCUU
AND IMPROVED ROSE WASH
will radically cxtorminate from the system diseases
arising from habits Of dissipation, at little expense,
little or no change in dict, no Inconvenience OK
posure; completely superseding those unpleasant
and dangerous remedies, Copaiya and Mercury, in
all these diseases.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

IRON THE LARGEST I[ANUPACTU-
RING CHEMISTS IN TIE WORLD.)
NOVEMBER !, 1854.
~ am acquainted with Mr.. Il. 7. Helmbold; he
occupied the drug store opposite my residence, and
was successful in conducting the business whore
others had not been equally so before him. Ihave
been fayorably impressed with his character and
enterprise. WILLIAM WElGHIAAN,
Firm Of Powers Il Wcightman, Manufacturing
Chemists, Ninth and Browns ts., Philadelphia.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
TxELNrBOLD'S

FOR WEAKNESS ARISING FROM INDISCRE-
TON The exhausted powers of Nature, which
are accompanied by so many alarming symptoms,
among which will be found lndisposition to EXer-
ton, Los of Memory, Wakefulness, Horror dis
ease or Forebodings ofEvil in fact Universal Las
stude prostration, and inability to enter into the
enioymcnts ofsociety,
The constitution, once affected with Organic
Weakness, require, the aid of Medicine to strength
en- and invigorate the system, which
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

Bob. said Young fellow at fancy fair,
YOU are missing all the sights on this side
Never mind BIZ roter,ed Bob, au sighting
all the misses On thcctLcr.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
PEABODY INSURANCE COMPANY,
Wheeling, w. Va.
CAPITA L............ 900
With Privilege of increasing the same to $4,000
DIRECTORS.

DIRECTORS.
VIM Bailey, \. J. Pannell, A. ". Adams, Alon-
20 Loring, Jas. f. Barnes, Jos. II. Woodward,
DR.. WIN. J. Bates, Henry Stamm, Thos. Hughes.
TENilS Company having been fully organized, is
now prepared to take risks at fair rates on
buildings of all kinds, Merchandise, Manutactu-
ring Establishments, Furniture, Steamboats, and
Cargoes on the Western Rivers and Lakes; also to
issue perpetual policies on Dwellings and Stores.
This Company being composed mostly of our lead
ing business men, recommends itself to the favor
able consideration of the insuring public, and So
licits their patronage.
VIZ. Applications for Insurance will be prompt
" attended to at the office of GEO. Z. C0RDELL
{ CO., Agents at Charlestown, Jefferson Co. Wv.
n. c. ARTHUR, Secretary,
W. IL. AGNEw, Asst Sec'y.
WV. BAILEY, President,
ALOSzo LORING, Vice President
Nnvnln hnr IL lRGq-tf.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

Flcy, said Sidney Smith TO s7mc ladies
when De was told tLatcae of tie siraaes at tl,
Geological garden lal caught cold. " giraffe
With .,.g Yards If sore throat
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
Manhood: How Lost,
How Restored.

no w IlSSloI CNt.
I CST published, new edition Of DR.. CULVER
~ WELLS CELEBRATED ESSAY on the Radical care
without medicine) Of SPERNAToRRHHGA or Semi
nal Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, lNPo-
rEycY, Mental and Physical Incapacity, Impede
ments to Marriage, ETC.; also, CoSsuNPrIoN, EPIL-
EPsY, and FRS, induced by selfindulgence or sex
ual extravaganza.
1J~ Price, in sealed envelope, only cents.
The celebrated author, in this admirable essay,
clearly demonstrates, from thirty years. success
full practice, that the alarming consequences OF
selfabusc may be radically cured without the dan
gerous use ofinterna medicine or the application
of the knife pointing out mode of cure at once
simple, certain, and ehectual, by means of which
every sufferer, no matter what his condition may
be, may cure himself cheaply, privately, and rad
icdHy.
10 This Lecture should be in the hands Of cv-
ery youth and every in the land.
Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any adj
dress postpaid on receipt six cents or two stamps:
Also, Dr.. Culyerwell's " Marriage Guide, "
price Is cents.
Address .hc Publisher,
CHAS. J. C. KLINE & CO.,
l27 Bowery, New York, Post-O Office Box 1855.
Dec. q. lS70.-ly
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
Two Hundred and Fifty Eight
NOTICE.

OFFICE VALLEY FIRE Iss., Co., or W. VAL
Charlestown, Feb. IS, 1871
YNHE Valley Fire Insurance Company Of West
Virginia having Discontinued Insurance and
placed their risks in the Peabody Insurance Com
pany at Wheeling, the undersigned Officers Of the
Valley Fire Insurance Company would respectful
ly recommend the Peabody" to the friends and
late customers Of the "yaIley" as a frsirate,
respoE,iJie and liberal Company, having suiii-
GENTLY large paid mp capital and splps to enable
the Company b. meet promptly all iOsses.
JOHN w. GRANTlIAM, President,
G. 4. PORTERFIELD, Secretary.
TINHE undersigned late Agent for the Valley Fire
Insurance Company, has been appointed By
the PEABODY INSURANCE COMPANY, to
take charge Of the Insurance business Of the Val
ley. Applications for renewals and new insurance
will receive prompt attention.
J. Ed. DUKE.
Office at the Hardware Store Of MeCurdy
Duke.
Feb. IS, ls7l-4ms.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
Notice.

OUR Books and Accounts have been placed in
" the hands Of Cleon Moore, Attorney, for col
lection. Unless prompt payment is made BY
March 10Th, they will be placed in the hands of an
officer. AlSQUITH WASHINGTON.
Feb. %. lS7l-3t
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

How long can @ goose stand on one iet?-
Try .t-tlats the way the goose found out.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
LUMBER. LUMBER {!
Plain and Ornamental
PLA STERING.

n II - = "A n = . II = ~
TgNIIE subscriber takes advantage OF the Press as
medium by which to inform the citizens OF
this and adjoining counties that he is prepared to
undertake the
PLASTERING OF HOUSES,
in any STYLE that NAV be desired from one Coat to
three, Hard Finish, White Coat or Heavy Skim
Corniccs and Centres run, and Ornaments stuck,
if desired None but frst-cass workmen will be
employed on work that may be entrusted to me.
CLS7ERNS CEHENTED AND GUARAN-
TEED TO HOLD.
I hereby tender my grateful acknowledgements
for the liberal patronage | have received since
commencing business, and hope by strict adhe-
renee to duty to merit continuance Of the same.
zziJ- All communications addressed to me at
Charlestown, W. Va, will receive prompt atten-
tion c. FRANK GALLAHER.
Morcb 90 1874
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

Many men are worth nothing and some are
WORTHLESS.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

/ say. Jiu, what mechanical work did
You DO first asked one carpenter Of another
Why. cut teeth. Of course. replied the other
Instantly.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
TEanslrCs >!
FF@ssEFgGS 4!
Gencral A"cncV

PEABODY FIRE and the BEST Life Insurance
Company. Call and see REGISTERED Policy,
secured by State of New York. ASrood as Z. s.
Bonds. GEO. l. COpEELL SEQ
May So lsIQ-ts
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
DIR. DEEMS SERMONS
AS PREACHED PROM THE PULPIT OF TIE
Church Of the Strangers, y


AS PREACHED PROM THE PULPIT or TIE
Church Of the Strangers,
Are published and mailed, postage paid, 10 sub
scribers regularly during the week succeeding
their delivery. No Sermons arc elegantly
printed either in Europe or in this country.
The Church Of the Strangers isa Christian COM
munion, composed in part of persons who have
been members Of the Baptist, Congregational,
Episcopal, Lutheran, Methodist, Presby terrain, and
other denominations and in part Of those who have
made a confession of faith under the ministry Of
the Pastor. We believe ourselves TO be the first
unseetarian church established in America. Our
symbol of faith is the Apostles Greed, our ritual
is simple our communion is open, and our seats
are all free. We are at war with no existing de-
nomination Of the Christian Church, but are en-
deayoring TO supplement the labors Of them al,
and are at perfect peace with all who Glove our
Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity" Our aim is To
demonstrate the practicability Of Christian Unity,
to keep up Free Christian Church in this city,
and to furnish Sunday Home for Strangers whom
pleasure or business may bring 10 the metropolis.
GAS brilliant those from Plymouth pulpit.
they are sounder in theology and purCT in style"
-Baner Of The Church, AdGnto, Ga.
TEEMs IN ADyAscE (postage-paid).
$3.50 per Annun,j Sl.5O Jor Sir Month";.
Clergymen, $500 per AnnHm Sl.00 for Sir
Months. Single eopies, 10 cents.
CiuJs Of Ten or more, 90 per AHnREi, Nth Irce
copy 10 The getter-DP cf ME CiaJ.
-Four Copies 10 one dfdScss $3.50.
For Sl.00 twelve copies will be sent, either Of a
single Sermon, or selected from the series Ad-
dress LITTLE, RENNIE & CO.,
Gl5 ASD G47 BROADWAY, NEW DIRK.
Feb. II, 1871.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

Fitch darkness las been so improved as to
read 'b.tumiuous obscvrjty.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

A bug That Gou,isLcs al the year round
IIumbUg
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

When is side Of leather Ike iron-rust:-
When 10 IS an Cz-hiic.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
JULIUS C.HOLMES,

JULIUS G. HOLMES,
House Carpenter
And Builder,
INFORMS the citizens of Jefferson, Clarke, Fred
| erick / Berkeley Counties, thathe has opened
CARPENTER and JOINING SHOP,
in Charlestown, and will attend to REPAIRING OF
HOUSES and will CONTRACT for BUILD-
LNGS All work will be done In the neatest and
most workman-Iike manner, and at moderate rate.
On hand Lumber, Door Frames, Window Sash, &C.
w. COUNTRY PRODUCE taken in exchange
for work. All who want their work done prompt
" and neatly, will find it to their advantage to give
him call Shop adjoining the Blacksmith shop
of Mr.. Hiram O'Bannon.
April IL, ls67-tf.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18

"Gorediug by the meel, andlcgiug at ow.
hours can be found In Detroit.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
Private Sale
OF
Valuable Real Estate.

T7NHE undersigned, Executor Of George lslcr,
will sell at Private Sale, the fine farm Of which
the late George Isler died sieged and possessed,
lying in Jefferson County, Wet Virginia, about
] y miles from the town Of Charlestown, on tho
County road leading to Summit Point, both Of
which places are on the line Of the Winchostcr h
Potomac Railroad, and afford fine markets for tho
sale of produce. Said farm contains about
Two Hundred and Fifty Eight
ACRES OF GOOD LIMESTOYELAN between
40 and so acres Of which l. in VALUABLE TIN
Der. 1t adjoins the lands Of BushrOd G. Wash
ington, Henry Davenport, Esqs., and others, aud
is very convenient to Mills, Churches and Schools.
The Improvements consist Of a comfortable
DWELLING HOUSE and OutBuildings, a never
failing Well Of pure water, Pond for cattle, stock,
&c, &c. The farm all things considered Is one
Of the most desirable in the fertile County Of Jel
ersOn.
TERMS ACCOMMODATING.
JOSEPH CRANE,
March q, l670-f. Executor fGeo. lsler.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
CO-PARTNERSHTP.

TF7HE undersigned have entered into a Co-Part-
4 u-rship under the firm of STARRY q LOCK,
for the purpose of conducting the Produce CdH-
mission and Forwarding Business at the Charles
town Depot j. d. STARRY,
Jan. To-, 1867. JNO. j. LOCK.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
HeymJOyd's EctrOcg
BUCHU

invariably does If no treatment is submitted to,
Consumption or Insanity cnsucs.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1871-03-18
q. n. 7.
COAL! CcAL!!

E1EST LUMP COAL by the Car load $3.50 per
ton. Run of Mine per Car load $500 per ton.
-2,J lbs % the ton. ANTHRACITE COAL at
l.r. tro'lf. For sale at Chlrcstown Depot by
So. u. lNGS. SIAkRN Il LOCk.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23
BismArck's Little ,JOke.

The following mot is making the rounds of
the European papers: When, at the peace
preiiminaries. the sum OF milliards--which
now seems TO sit so lightly on France-was
mentioned, Jules Favre, not exactly bursting
into tears, as before, yet appeared utterly
speeches. with horror When he had recov-
cred IRON his paroxysnl, all that he could say
was that even 1t one we're to count from the
time OF Christ till now, one could not manage
10 count snch AN enormous sum Upon
which Bismarck repiici with smile. Don't
let tsiat distress you. have thought of that
and therefore brought this genteman'nn point
ing to Bieichroder, the jewish aanker-''wth
me Tie counts from the creation of the
world
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23
Budget of Fun.
An Original Obituary No,ice.

Tho editor OF the Colorado Herald had occa-
sion to leave town for three or Jour DAYS, and he
committed It's paper during his absence to the
charge OF young man, a novice in journalism,
whom he had Just engaged as assistant. Before
eeving ne instructed TIE ambitious young ed
itor not to permit any chance to go unimproved
70 force the paper and its very small subscrip-
uon Price upon the attention of the public.
always keep before your mind the fact that
the object of this paper is to extend its circula-
iation, he said: "and whenever you see chance
TO insert puff of the Herald in any notice you
may make, pile it on as thick as you can. Keep
ne people stirred up all the time. they will
oeieve that cur paper is the greatest sheet in the
United States
The parting tear was shed, and the editor left.
The following night, while he was far away from
home. his wife died very suddenly Upon the
assistant devoived the unpleasant duty of an.
nouncing the sad intelligence to the public, He
did it as follows:
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.
We are compelled, this morning, to perform a
duty which is peculiarly painful 70 the able as.
sistant editor, who has been engaged on this IA.
per at an enormous expense, in accordance with
our determination to make the Herald a first.
class Journal. Last night death suddenly and
unexpectedly snatched away frsm her domestic
hearth (the beat are advertised under the head
ofStoves and Furnaces, upon our frat page) Mrs.
Agatha Burns, wife Of Rufus p Burns, the gen.
tlemanly editor of the Hereld Terms. three
dollars year, invariably in advance.) A kind
mother, and an exemplary wife. (Ofice over
Coleman's grocery. up two flights of stairs
KNOCK hard) we shall miss the, mother, we
shall miss thee. Job printing soIicited.) Flu.
neral ct hafpast four, from the house Just across
the street from the Herald office. Gone to be an
angel now. advertisements inserted for ten
cents line)
Well, the editor arrived at home that day. at
noon. Slowly and sadly be was observed to arm
himself with dou ble barreled fowling piece, in.
to which he inserted two pounds and a half of
bullets. He marched over to the office followed
by an immense crowd. The assistant editor was
busy at the time, painting big placard to be
tackled on the hearse. 1t bore the legend "Buy
your coitins at Simms over the Herald Office"
The assistant editor cast bis eye around and Der.
ceived his chief Care was set upon that wan
cheek, and thunder clothed hi. brow He lev.
sled his gun. The assistant did not wait. With
one wild and awful yell be jumped from the sec.
ond story, and struck out FOR the golden shores
OF the Pacific. 1t is believed that he eventually
swan over to China. Blu. there is only one ed.
itor now, and the clerk in the office has stand.
ing orders to blow out the brains of any man
who brings an obituary notice into that Office.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23
Gao. Strobe was brought before a Pekin

Gao. Strobrl was brought before a Pekn
magistrate FIR hcing drunk and the magistrate
assessed him $3.50. George smiled bnndly,
and drawing out dollar bill said, "all right
mister magistrate suppose you remember
when sold out my SALON. in Pe!iin. | had
500 on the slate against you With this
dollar, that will exactly pay my fine. You
must excuse me squire for this little spree OF
mine. But didn't see any other way Of col
Letting my bill against You, than this He
threw the dollar on the table and bowed him.
sell out amidst the laughter Of tie spectators,
and leaving the most crest-la!ien Judge be-
hind him that was ever seen.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23
P. X. LELAND. Complt's Solicitor.

A CUE CUR f !-Dr. c. Anderson's Blood Purify
Ing and Cathariic Medicine, Eye Wash Eye Salve IN
carefully prepared my medicine from pure roots and
Tor twenty years therefore them
conndnce to an safe family medicine. II purely yege
table. Read the following testimonial
Sampson ST., Chicago Aug. I'd, 1869
DR. ANDERSON: ! have much pleasure in Informing you
that the nehcines furnished by family In
OF Fever and Ague have petev
that terrible disease their operation something wonderful
and believe you owe IL 10 suffering humanity take
measure for giving their existence wider publ city, have
no doubt from my own experience that their application
would Invariably he attended with the happiest results.
Gratefully yours, A. l.. MORRISON,
Member Of Illinois legislature
Wholesale and Re- Ill Depot at sc Lincoln Aver ue corner
Centre street Nort side block from Lincoln Park Chi
cago, Illinois, DIR. C. ANDERSON,
For sale by al druggists sep9-Im
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23

Toledo German who has been keeping a
saloon for the accommodation Of printers has
been obliged to suspend. On his books were
found the following named printers of the
craft: "Der Lain Printer; der Leetle Prin.
ter" der Pen Putler Printer y "Der Tivel -
DER Printer NIT der red hair y Der Printer
NIT HAIR not choost so red"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23

SERVANT or THE PERIOD Lady Of the
house. Bridget, I have used the parlor.
swept out the hall, and got In, lunch ready
Now can 20 out for the afternoon ~
Bridget. "Be jabbers, ye ant Yer do
nothing. Ye've got to stay home and fan me.
I've promised the old man, yer husband, he
can 60.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23

A man with moderate appetite dined at a
hotel, and after eating the whole of a PIC.
was asked il he would have some pudding.
he said he didn't care much about pudding,
but If they had another little hog he'd thank
them for it.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23

Ihe tall and winter crop of female lecturers
oids i'ir I" be very heavy. All aorts of sub.
!ecfs vii! DC discussed. How to Keep Down
tne Family Is announced by beautiful In.
diana lady of Twenty-Five"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-09-23

An exchange says: ut is not good taste for
young men t" stay after ten o'clock when Wis
lung young !acies." Our devil says he never
noticed any difference in the taste after ten
o'clock. He says its good any time.