Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1871-06-03

HN NN.HA "ANA
one gigantic blow, hN one prNi's-
Gus master piecc oi h,nt-,i'N ''''d
legislative alrarllY, tn-lhe grand
papa Oi Massachusetts statesman
ship and sainlly progress Behold
the picture. Nothing, nothing, uI
all We have been lril, save the mis-
erablo mnmnerles and dclnsiNe
shadows-shd even these, utterly,
hclplessly, Eopclessly, subject 10 ihe
whim and caprice nl a slo.li incbrl-
ate, whose only claim u 'speelA-
bllity rests npon deeds OF violence
aud blood. lfGrant with all the
vast powers, which the malciaclors
al the Capitol have given him, does
not make himself absolute monarch
urall he surveys President for life
Die, ,s.tr- Emperor whatever no
plcas 70, -he's an ass, whose ears
would lo FOR sllr'saddlcs : And he
seems TO know l.,Scc the rovai
style no assumes. altering stall
of military and naval eNlcers, SUR
rounding HIM on NIL occagiSns. The
rlank Of sabres and the iingling OF
spurs. rcsounding wherever he goes.
Tho oldest chairman OF Senatorial
Committee removed, because he 70
no, on dining terms with his mud
llc.patcd observation-disclosures Brig
adicr General Dent receives the
cards of his visitors, aud announ-
ces their names. a half dozen
other opaulcttcd s-ullions dangle
about his entries and ante chambers.
And n Uniformed lackcy, who styles
himself an officer in the Regular
Army, gallops after the heels nj ms
insolent young cubs as they clattcr
TO school. General Babcocli docs
his marketing and job.nosing. And
not long since, General Horace Por-
ter was sent to New York, to "buy
carpet for ,he Presidents wife -
Shades of chivalry and knighty
honor! Spirit OF West Point and
soldierly pride What u FALL is
Eeec. Jupiter Tonans, robbed Of
his thunder, scolding the house
riaids. Minerva, without crescent
or bow, turhcd to Il slalternly kitch-
en- wcnch.-Mars, stripped OF sword
tuckler and plumc6, arrayed IN II
bingham scnbonnet, check apron
And slippers, turning the SPIT; rock
| ing the cradle, or chatting with the
miikman. Wellington in Bloomcr
toggory. Napoleon in bib and tuck,
er. What an infinite tumble is here
| A Brigadier-Goncra In the United
States Regular Army sent to New
York, in all his gilt buttons, t'hseI
and stars, like u Iivcried tootiian,
! to buy carpets for her Imperial
Jlighncss. Tabitha Jane Grant, wife
Yf a drunken Illinois Tanner! Now
let the illustricus noodle, who was
recently dug up from among the
offal and rubbish Of a Sucker COW
sllin-scrapery, detach a Major Cen
eral to strctci the purchased Brus-
sells on his royal floor. Then let
him detail Colonel to groom the
horses and feed the buIltctricrs,
that arc presented to him, bf ad-
miring and disintcrested friends
with Cabinet or Foreign Mnisterl-
al aspirations E; n Major to light his
cigars and captain to clean his
spitoons. American slaves VIII bear
It dll. and gabblo Of their free splr-
il" and "baIlot-boX reforms. lla
hal ha! DGn't wo float? At the
rate we've Travelled for the last lew
wears. at the rate we're travelling
now. how long will it be until under
the New Nation" the on-coming
Yanko-Nigger "Consolidation," we
shall have Our Lords and Ladies OF
the Bed Chamber, and see Gehcrals
| and Senators striving for the honor
of pulling of the boozy ex-coW-hlde
cleaners britches, or tucking ms
bcsotted carcass under the blankets!
How long ill we shall see the Court
Journal filed with such announce
ments us:
His mos! Exalted and Graciohs
Majesty Ulysses the Foggy- -BraIh-
ed took stiff whisky-punch az :
NJ; after which refreshment, nc
paid visit 70 his legal stable ard
, kennels a.,,,, IN ,..,.
Her Royal Toploftihcss, Tabitha
1ono (wboaA tipsy spouSe's patr3
hymic once Mas graht) attended ~
ak gcntlethen in waiting and
lroop of Her Maiesty's valorous
Horse Marines, rode out this morn
9nr to the Castle of His Grace, the
krch-Dukt Jesse, (whoSe SURNAME
Is grant -,
The loyal heart of the nation will
r tbrob with Sympathetic woe t.
hear that tho royal Infant Ulysses
Prince of The Carolinas, Hayti, ap'
+ TimbuctoC, has the measles an'
dysenter7. 1t gives us JOY to 'Gar
however that his Esculapia excel
/, Ioncv Sir Horatio Pillbag,, Phys
/ tian TO their Majesties, H.ter admin
istering small dose OF pSregori'
I find the august httle sufferer in
4 proving
, His Grace, Count Rodman, whof
estates lie IN the Arsh-Duchy
@ Missouri, lost heavily, T7c regret I
) say, at Joker. Yesterday evenin!
# The winner, whom We congratula'
c upou having beaten the illustr'ou
{? ncoleman who beats the devil, WI
d mis- Satanic Highness Beastle Bu
: Ter Grand Duke Of Silver-SpooI
= and Nastychusctts.
"a Lord Chamberlain Greeley pa
n a living visit to the Congress'oni
! Bear Garden, yesterday afternoon
: Sir Pompey squashnose' Loi
!, Lieutenant Of Louisiana has gl
4 ordered a fresh lot Of Lord Meth
- dist missionaries. fat, tender al
: inicv. for barbecning- lie cor
: mains that the last batch sent hil
:. bx the Home Government, were
...,-b and ztriunv. that IN spllc