St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1871-11-24

y Boz ADVICE /" OLD ME>. lean
not pick up Il newspaper without Nd
vice 10 Boys" starc> me in the face,
Old men write it, S'posc. Nobody els.
Is capable of giving advice to boy. 81
conrs5 not! They know all about H.
they do. cause they nave been there
Advice is good thing To have. no doubt
and no family should he without it. but
i fellow don't want ia he crammed with
il all The time. to the exclusion of ali
other dies. Now. old men need advice.
occasionally. but in looking through thu,
newspapers | don't sec that they ret il
So Just thought | would write u liltL
advice to old men, myself. if am mon
prc>umimg too much rs Aunt Chlnr
SAYS and | presume am. In the lir,i
place N"u old chaps ought t" get "yrI
telling how much smarter boys We,
When A"u were boys than boys are nov
l"'i believe ii Yourself. of course. 'car,>,.
N"n'Ne told il So many times. bur ~.
b"NH can't sec it. We have a notion thai
boy boys. pretty much except som,
are girls the would over. and ON, r,i
Grafton of them don't lie over aunthc,
generation t" any alarming extent. Onh
lei You tel it. and Non could outrum. uri
jump. ON -WlcStlc, and ont anything e.,
of the ii-im" generation OF to-day. " hen
You were Il boy. Grandfather. who h,>
kinds, al rheumatism. j. ALWAYS sa\it,..
that II would ] we've i boy a"lin."
would he were. 100. II | couldn't hral
him running AMI Hop him on his hacl
side holt. don't Want Il cent. Iu"ul,h
e" 50 l;ri a. to SAY. ''ParcniS, obey Nonu
childlrn, hut would suggest To father
thai they give lis Il hearing OccaSionalh
Uti matters in which we are the most in
trrr.ted party. Don't make It's 90 ana
slide down hill when We want To skate.
ami don't thy Ia make preachers of It.
when we mach prefer Ia run Il >aw-nilI
After giving lis boys are adv ice about
ON conduct. and how to behave. Won
old men ought 10 Ice c;ilctul how ,o,r Gel
To lrlIiing Noir hoyish srrapc,, To each
other. and laughing over them. hciui.
We oct "It Of ";I-~lI"I. Goij,H H"n,-
l.Iatuc> brought only fnItl cents
hli>h'l III bangor. Me-. lasi Monday.
Nv" .madial,s stopping al ThnNcl :
h"i,i. Littlcton. very nearly .,nuri,.u
themselves ON" toy blowing nnr TN,
%t> in thrii room on !lr 9Th inst
The Grand Timh railroad ha, been
Indicted hN the grand .july of the 81
prcmr CONT at Lancaster tul making
unequal freight Charge. The indi,t
mrnr i 4 novelty in legal proceedings .
and the questions raised upon it excite
mech interest.
\ passenger on the rXlTrs> train from
NcW l"rl, IL Hartford Wcdmr>l.,,
evening. died quite suddenly hrtwr,h
NorWalk and Fairfield. lie had IL ticL-
ii for New Haven. and when the con
dHct"r gave him Il check for il. lcmIaII,
ct that II WAS growing chilly. In Il few
INMATES the conductor. thinking thai Ia,
appclr' Il faint. ordered some water. hul
on reaching Fairfield found that liz,
nlan wI> dead. From the lalcl> nI
>u!nr hottlr- oi medicine in hi> yali-r
il stems that his name W.ta Samnvl
Buckley. and 1t" aprraIrL ah"uI IT,
Years of ,;-r.
FiLk!>- lrrdrTrhroE-; tlr. III,
Albany E,Ptrr> >al>: 1T i lrpnItrd
tina, FiIkins. the cypress rohhcr. who
shot Ilalpinc. made IN attempt Il" c>,ap,
Il""i liii'"i iIi~"h Il lev utN Sine
His plan was 10 escape with the aid I'll
k"Ns. which he had in some mranr,,i
obtained. bat his project was disco,
cred i"tnl, he could cary il into effect
anl he ".,s, placed in clo>, cunllnr
mcut.
y II,:l exchange pithily lrmmh-
" ON can't eat enough in Il week to last
A"u Il wear. and N"II can't Advertise. "Il
thai plan either"