Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-03-30
IN TOWN AND OUT.


Cutting a swell--the buds.
The snow is foot deep in Maine
To protect the chest-put loci
on it.
-Forgers 70 be encouraged-Black
smiths.
"A thing that should taGe well witt
the public: Vaccination.
An early spring-jumping out o
bed at five o'clock in the morning.
Hon. James Monroe has Oul
thanks for public documents received.
Wax dolls never laugh. They be.
long TO the cereoas family.
Every act of gluttony is but an.
other nail in your coffin.
The best way to keep eggs from
spelling is to eat them while they ae
fresh.
An ordinance to prevent stock
| from running on the streets would be a
good Law.
-" Put me in a good fat Office" is
now the popular song of Democratic
candidates.
A letter was lately dropped into
the post Office at Niagara Falls directed
to @Schichagough, 1llinoyse.''
One of our agricultural friends
has discovered that the best way to raise
turnips is to catch hold of the tops and
pull.
A cotemporary proposes "a ma
tional convention of men whose arms
or legs have been shot off firing salutes."
The spring is good time for
sprouting. Young Jinks is going to try
it on his moustache.
The next Ohio State Sabbath
School Union is to be held at Piqua
sometime the coming summer.
The Treasury of Wayne county
has been replenished to the extent of
81, ,465 in fines from .ffty-nine of its
liquor sellers.
If the Colt pistol made fortune
OF four millions for its manufacturer,
how much ought the horse pistol to
make?
Dom Piatt says he is trying to
secure Mr.. Greeley's services to edit the
agricultural department of the Capital.
The Mayor of Providence, r. l.,
by his casting vote at a recent meeting
Of the Council ofthat city, increased
his salary to $4,000.
A sick man was told that his wife
would probably marry again. "All
right" said he, "for there will be one
man that will lament my DEATH
Among recent additions to church
music is parody on "Home, sweet
sweet home," running in this fashion:
"Prayer, sweet, sweet prayer: be it ever
so feeble, there's nothing like prayer"
---Prejudices resemble the fogs that
turn the bright sun into a dull copper
ball; and bad hearts like the jaundice
that sees its own dingy yellow in the
purest lily.
A sharp child tied Grape on the
door knob, to see if the carriages would
come to take them out riding, as they
did the family across the street.
a bill prohibiting seine fishing in
all the waters of the State, excepting
the Ohio river and Lake Erie, has passed
the Legislature.
---One of the best evidences of the
prosperity of our town is the high prices
of property and tine demand of houses
to rent.
"A revival is in progress in the
Disciple church. Five persons were re-
ceived into the church on Sunday eve
ming.
quite a number of our farmers
have finished this spring plowing.
Wild Geese have been noticed, in
large numbers, vending their way to the
north.
"A woman entered printing OF
flee the other day and asked the typos
to print her Harper's Ferry Weekly.
The Spring Fever has been raging
throughout the country for some time
past.
The people of Ashland county are
working like beavers to secure stock for
the new railroad.
Love is an internal transport. So
is Canal Boat.
Now is the time to set out shade
trees. Every one who does so will not
regret it five years from now.
We noticed several lots of shrub
berry and shade trees coming into town
during the last week.
The CoshOct on Literary Associa-
tion realized about 500, over expenses
on Olive Logan's lecture.
Anna Dickinson's lecture in Woos-
ter was very largely attended last
Thursday evening. The Lecture Asso-
citation cleared about $500.