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The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
I'll CR0NTsE- I'D.

OFFERS his professional services 70 the
" people Of Tihin aLd vicinity. ONCE on
Market street, opposite Flege's Furniture
Store.
Nov g. 1911.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
EDWIN HOLMES

A RCHITECT AND BUILDER, soIicts con-
a tracts for erecting buildings. VIII furn-
ish drafts and specifications promptly.
Address, Box $40, Tiffin. o.
March Is, ls7O-6m.
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ETENART.

7 OCKSMITH & CUTLER, repairs locks
4 clocks, Sewing Machines, Trunks, Um
bnellas, &C. Grinds Surgeons instruments
razors, knives, shears, and all kinds Of small
edged tools. All work attended 70 prompt
ly and satisfaction guaranteed.
National Hall Block, under Marquardt'
Drug Store, Tihin, o.
Mar. 8, IS7l-ly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
VII. BROWN. n. D.,

physician AND SURGEON. Office over
Voiimer & Kirchner's Clothing Store
Residence, junction Of ScipiO and Portland
streets, opposite the College.
Juue 22- 1g7I.-lV
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
t. j. KINrz AND W. o. DILDINE

DROCURE AmeTican and Foreign Patents
Il furnish Models and Drawings, negOti-
ate sales Of Patents, etc. Special attention
20 the purchase and sale Of Real Estate, ex-
ecuting Deeds and Mortgages, perfecting
and making abstract OF Titles. At the Re
cOrderfs office, Tifin, o.
Oct Il lS7l IT
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
ATTORNEYS.
ALFRED EAEDOE,

A TrORe-EY At LAW. OfIcg in GruIn-
"A melps new block, nearly opposite r lrsl
National Bank, Tifin, Ohio.
April 3, IS7I.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23

EAsHIONABLE BARRIERS. shop under
I Geo. r. Huss' Book Store, THIN, Ohio
Everything kept clean, and tools sharp.
April %, ls7l.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
w SLOWER.

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. once
in Kirchner's Block, Main street, Tifiin,
Ohio. Residence No. 9 Clay street. Second
Ward. July 2
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
" II RFARCE.

JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Republic, o
81 Collections promptly attended 70. Deeds
and Mortgages executed. Fire and Life In
surance effected IN 1rst-class companies
once IN Town Hall, front room, on the leit
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23

Transparent and clear as crystal, 1t VIII
not soil the finest fabric-perfectly SAFE,
CLEAN, and EFFICIENT-desider
LONG SOUGHT FOR AND FOUND AT
LAST
1t restores and prevents the Hair from be-
coming gray, imparts a soft, glossy appear
ance, removes Dandruh, is cool ana refresh
ing to the head, checks the Hair nom tall-
ing on, and restores 10 to a great extent when
prematurtlost prevents Headaches, cures
all humOrs, cutaneOus eruptlons. and un-
natural heat. AS A DRESSING FOR TIE
HAIR IT Is THE BEST ARTICLE IN THE
MARKET.
DR.. q. smith. Patentee, Aver, Mass. Pre-
pared only by Proctor Brothers, Gloucester,
Mass. The gen Iine IS put up In panel Dot
tie, made expressly for IL. with the name OF
the article, blown In the glass. Ask your
Druggist for NATURES HAIR RESTORATIVE
and take no other.
50 Send two three cent stamps 20 Proctor
Brothers for a Treatise on the human
Hair" The information IL contains ; worth
S500 COO to any person.
For sale by J. +. MARseuARDE- Ttf'
I'm, q.
July Is, 1S7l.-n89-ly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23

''AIr. ROchefOTt "
"Sylvia DeanI is it possible this is
you ?''
The fifteen years of his absence
seemed like dream. Was it not a
singular coincidence that upon the
very same day ofhis return from Chi
ma, Walter ROchefOrt should meet
Miss Dean.
"Are you visiting New York ?'' he
questioned.
''NO; We are living here. Pape is
dead-and we have lost a good deal of
property" faltered Sylvia. az keep
a little girls school in Raven street,
nOw-NO.-."
"And Melissa p"
melissa lives with me. We are
alone together in the world. You will
come and see Melissa, won'tyOu Wal
| ter ?''
/ Certainly I WILL" was the hearty
response. "May L come tomorrow
evenings"
The soft, pink bushes glowed upon
Sylvia's cheek, as she thought of the
respectable old brick mansion in Raw
en- street, where she kept the little
school, and Melissa nursed the re-
mains of her faded beauty and culti-
waited her nervous"
"Why Sylvia, you look as natural
as ever,U said Walter, looking kindly
down into her brown eyes.
"And you, too, Walter. Where
have YOU been all these years ?"
''Making my fortune" he laugh
ed.
''Is it made ?"
"Well, yes. I suppose the world
says so. Then 1 may come to-mor'
row EVENING""
'Io be sure you may come" said
frank little Sylvia, and her heart gave
a warm throb, half rapture, half 9
strange, inscrUtable pang, as she read
IN Walters eyes a something thai
made her almost envious of the hap.
piness in store for Melissa.
And the next day Sylvia, obedient
to her sisters behest, went out shop
ping to do honor to the expected
guests arrival.
"a dollar and fifty cents," unused
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
NILLIAM WOLF = soN.

MANUFACTURERS Of Blank Books and
NJ Book Binders. Bindery between PHI.
SeWald's corner and Lemp's Cabinet Shop
Washington street, Ti6in, y.
SePt. p IS70-u4q-tf
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23

rrnpcE aAssMAN

A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Special atten-
"A ton given TO collections aud the sale Of
Real Estate. Once over r. X Shawhan q
Cos store, Washington street, THIN, Ohio.
Nov. "a.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
49, RosENRERGER, NJ. D..
IN nrARrTN IN

III promptly attend 10 ali professional
Jan. 28, Is7l.-tE
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$1,000 REWARDl

A reward Of One Thousand Dol
lars will be paid % any Physician
who will produce a medicine that
will supply the wants Of the people De
than the arFfnTa b~rnrrrrr
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
Phillip FMTCH-
CHABLEs sOWER,

~ ENERAL Insurance, Real Estate and
NT Collecting Agent Life, Health and
Accident, and Fire Insurance. special at
tantIou Given TO collecting. ONCE, No. 8,
Washington Street, Room 2, Second Floor
Tim, o.
NY Is, I070-lyT.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23
LIY ER
DIR. SIMMONS
Liver Regulator,

A preparation Of roots and herbs, warrant
90 70 Be strictly vegetable, and can do no
injury 70 any one.
II has been used by hundreds, and known
LOT the last 40 years IS one OF the most relia-
pie, etneaclOus and harmless preparations
ever offered 70 he suffering. Iftaksn regu-
larly and perS stently, II Is sure to cure
ABaEz Dyspepsia, bead
|ache, faundice, cost
iveness, sick head
4ache,chronicd diarr-
EIIil AfF0O IhOaa, affections Of
Ae4O - AAl Olls Ethe bladder, camp
Idysentery, anec-
5tions OF the kid
neys, fever, norv-
y UE1zEEls,.ll business, chtlls. IS
eases Of the skin, iInp1Fity OF the blood, y, a.
ancholy, or depression OF spirits, heartbu n,
collie, or pains In the bowels main in he
head, fever and ague, dropsy, boiIs, pain in
the back. &c.
Prepared only by ]. b. ZEILIN & Co,
Druggists, Macon, Ca, and - Arch Sc. Phil
Price sI 90 bv malls 81 .. For sale bv
HERSHISER & MYERS, Tifin.
At wholesale by
July %, 1S7l.-ly.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1871-11-23

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND
III SURGEON. Tifin, Ohio. Office hours
from 20 10 A. NJ, and from 2 to p. NJ.
Saturdays from 20 A. N. 70 P. NJ. ONCE on
Market street, ID door east Of the NJ. T.
church. April II.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14

wildly waved something she had snatchcd
up, raising her voice al the Same time AID
shri hi,., for aid
Put HE baby down, Will, and come
and wave and hnllcr,' she said, looking in
at him, and viii obryed.
"Thcy see us! Why don't they help
us?' she exclaimed in wild excitement.
1T is CINCINNATI Why don't they
come? See the boats!' She came
near falling out of the window.
They passed the suburbs; people saw, and
shouted to them, but seemed to have no
power t, I, ach them. They were coming
in front OF the ci y, the lower part OF
which, with Covington ard Newport, lay
in the water. The steamboats, appeared
to he away up in the town, and many
skitfs and other little crafts were ply ing
upon the river.
Now hey were indeed Seen, and thhir
rot get lear them. The current of the
river was strong, and there were too many
large objects on it's surftcc Encouraged
by a know lcdgcd that they were seen. the
ch,l iren increased their cxcrtiOns. Sally
brought the baby from the bed and h, IL
it up Presently large boat, which was
manned by men who we're at work trying
to save some of the lumber Of paw mill,
shot ont ana cane towards them. SLOW: !:
and stt:nuily it moved il, aud out, avoiding
or pushing Of the drittwood and other
articles floating by.
People who had been obliged to retreat
to the S, cond story OF thl ir dwelling put
their heads out at the windows to SCI the
strange sight-a house ai1Oat-ANd waved
and shouted and threw up their hands
when they saw that it had inmates, and
those inmates We're children. Meantime
III. house was floating on and 1hs boat ws:s
nc ,ring 1t. A few lelg' hs and it would be
at it's side. just then huge saw-lng
which had been lying Ike great whale
on the surface of the water, vas stuck by
somc thing, and, changing its course
dashed into the side of the dwelling. A
startled shrek was given by the lockers
on, as, thrown down by the concuss on,
the childr, disappeared, and thu Water
dashed over the parted tl.nbers.
While the frame turned and whirled in
the eddy, the log moved on. Taking ed
vantage Of the clearer space, the boat
gained by few clever strokes the side OF
the ruin then, while one Of the crew sue,
ceeded in making it fast, another climbed
to the window, where the children had
again appeared, and lifted them "ut. A
moment more and the house fell over on
its side
II thought God would take care of u.s."
whispered Will to Sally, as they we're
safely set ashore.
Jack NJ srtin, who had reached the vi
cinity of his home to find it gone, was
soon informed of the safety of his chill
drtn, and ere long the family were to-
gcther again. Need we say it was a joy
tul meeting 9-Our Young Folks.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
Tcll.T0ie Tomatoes.

"WHERE did you get hem tomatoes ?"
asked An Old Long Island farmer the other
morning, of Il Dei 5hbor whose real estat
yielded product Of nil, and on which
there WIS not tomatO-vine.
His basket was full of very fine, ripe
specimens, which the farmer thought he
recogniz> d. It. wasn't the fist time that
suspicion Of his impccuniuus ncigh5or' $
honesty had arisen in his mind.
"Wher" did you get 'em:'
Thought 'cm."
"Who did you buy 'cm OFF,
"Bill Van Hrunt, on Or W f1ill.'
"Ah! let us look at our hands.
With his basket on his arm he held ont
both hands tor examination "Whnt do
You want t. look at my hands fory There
amt nothing Onto tm."
The old farmer was washing his own
hands at the time in tin basin Of rain
water. with II wm'dcn bowl of Culul,d
brown soft soap before him.
"Nr; there ain / nnhing on en- that
You eau see; but sec h, re-, set down your
basket, aui wash 'tm. Its very co"hn ,
and your fac: and hands look hot SO
say inG, he empticd the basin, rlcd it with
cold water pointed to the 8 mp dish ana
relieved the bearer Of his basket.
The first imm' rsion and friction OF the
hands in tho water let the cat out oI the
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
Business Ia Business.

TIE editor of the Colorado Herald had
occasion to leave town for two or three
days, and he committed hi, paper during
his absence to the charge of young man,
novice in journalism, whom he had just
engaged as assistant. Before leaving he
instructed the ambitious young editor not
to permit any chance to so unimproved to
force the paper and the very small size Of
the subscription price upon the attention
Of the public. always Ike, p before your
mind the fact that the object of this paper
is to extend its circulation" he said land
wh' never eou sec a chance to insert puff
Of the Herald il any 1,otice you make, pile
it Oh as thick as you eau. Keep the peo-
pie stirred up all the time. you understand,
so that they will believe the Her@ld is the
greatest sheet iu the United States" The
batting tear was shed, and the editor left.
The following night, while he was away
from home, his wife died very suddenly
Upon the assistant dcvolved the duty of
announcing the sad Intelligence to thu
publi;. He did it as follows:
"GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN"
owe are compelled this morning to per-
form II duty which ,s peculiarly painful to
the able assistant editor VINO has been en-.
gagged on this paper at an enormous tx-
pense, inaccordance with our urdetermination
to make the Herald a tirst-class journal.
Last night death suddenly and unexpect-
td!y snatchrd away from our domestic
hearth (lhe best are advertised under the
head Of stoves and furnaces upon our first
Mge), Mrs. Agatha =. Burns, wifi: Of
Rufus ?. Burn, the g ntlemsuly e.iitor OF
the XsrnM. (rerms, three dollars year,
invariably in advance) A kind mother
and an exemplary vie. (Otfica over
Coleman's grocery, up two fights of stairs.
Knock hard) I'VE shall miss thee,
moth>r, we shall miss thee Dob print
ing solicit d. Funeral at half past 4
from thr house ust a"rOss the sire, t from
the UeraSd flee. Gone to be an ang, !
now. advertisements inserted for Ten
cents square.)
We'll, the editor arrived home that day
at noon. Slowly and sadly he was OBJ
served to arm himself with u >oube G bar
rel, d fow]ing-pirCe, into which lie ius. IT.
cd about two pounds and half OF bullets
lie marched over TO the offic., followed by
au immense crowd The assistant editor
was busy in painting a big placard to be
tackled on the hearse. 1t bore the legend,
Buy your coffi IS of Sinms, over the
H,mh1 oftice" The assistant editor cast
Lis eye a'ouud AMI perceived his Chief.
Care sat upon that wan cheek, and thun-
der clothed his brow liz leveled his
gun. The assistant did not wait With
one wild and awful yell he jumped from
the second story window, and struck our
for the golden shores Of the Pacifc 1t is
believed he eventually swan over to
China.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
l Ludtcrous Telegrapiic BlnnGer

THE Lon.'on Court Courier relates the
io,'o"lHg anecttote respecting noble
lady who is young, beautiful and good
.' During the Army bill debate, her roblc
husband who is as proud and fond Of her
as ne should be, was just ab ,ut to rise and
ucilver Vl"l mt attack upon something
or somebody. when telegram was nut
into his hands. He read it, turned pale,
and quilted the House, called a cab, drov,.
to the CLEARING Cross station, and went to
Dover, and Was no more heard Of till the
the next day. when he returned to his
own home, and to his first inquiry was
told that the Countess was in her own
r,nm. He hastencd to her, and q terrific
row ensued, the exact words of which no
one knows but themselves. At lat, how.
ever, he burs, out, "'Chcn whit did Won
mean by your tclcgramy" "AI,anY What
[ said, Of course What are v:,u taI<in,5
about?' "Rrad it for Yourself" r, r,iurmI
the still unappcas.d husband She did
read Il Il with Mr.. -- to Dover
s'r'ght, Pray for me" For n momcn,
she "a7 startled, hut then burst into a
hr"rty fl "t laughter "Most dreadful
tel ssni'h people. No wonder you are on,
"t Your n.ind. | trlrrrnphcd simply, Il
ia with Mr.. -, in Dover street. Stay
for me '" His l"r'lship was SO savage, at
the laugh he ha'l ra1sfd d against himself
that he was at first inclircd to malA a par
'iamentary question Of it, but, listening to
mOle judiCiOus advice, rtfrAincd.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
Poetry.
IN THE LANE.
BY CELIA THAXTEl

BY CELIA THAITER.
BY cottage walls the li'acs blow;
Ric spikes Of perfume stand and sway
Al open en-. emcnts, where all day
The warm wind waves them to anu Iro.
Out OF the shadow of the door,
lntO tho 70 den m"rninE air,
Goa es one " ho makes the day more 1alr
And summer swectcr than Delore
The applc- -h!ossoms mi hit have shed
Tuop her h 'ck the bloom So rarc:
The ~un hns kissed her bril- Int brown hn1r'
Brnide, about her Ernte.u head.
Lightly hetwixt the lilacs TIL
Sh" pas>e-.-thro"Eh the ta,"rn IL Ia'e'
Across the rnud,-alld x h,s I" ""''
A moment by the orc. '.Ar! WALL
And than in gracious II 'ht ana NA''"'
!W,d .n'r Of h,r,l- a'd hum OF bees
She s.ays ulIrrnsti'n@' o'l'''"A"
TILL swiftly o'rr tho grassy space
~ com. 4 one whose step SHE luin would stay;
{; Il MS the no, risen day
He stuops To read her drOOping face.
Her faco ls like the morning skiea.
Bright ttnid, tender, blrshinH sweet;
She .laIea not trust her own to meet
The steady >plcndor OF his eyes.
He holds her with rc.lstless charm,
With truth, with power, " ith beauty crowned.
About her slender wait IS wound
The strong, safe girdlc of his arm:
And up and down, In hadc and light,
Tloy war de. through the f.ing hours,
And al the way is strewn with flowers,
And HE looks ike one long delight.
All happy twain no frost shall harm,
No change shall r.acn y,ur bli.a 40 long
A K. Q; = its place ~. ithfu, strong,
Safe si7,llc Of that folding arm.
Could you this simple secret know,
y" death in lite would be to fear,
Ere IN unOtncr tretinC year
BY cottage wallis the litaCs gr"wl
lNdRfir Monthly.
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bag. Hat once turned green; grew green
er and Grcen.r every second, and at length
was AN intense dark green.
:" Here, jim" sald the old farmer to his
tow headed son, take in this basket and
empty 1t and bring it out agiu" Then
turning to his honest neighbor, he said:
You hooked them TOMATOES from nv
patch not half al hour ago. Three or four
of the top ones knew in minute Here's
your basket!'
If any readcr of the Eoening Post in the
country would test this discovery of a
thvtt, let him pick one or two tomatoes,
separating he vines wit his naked hand
and then wash it. There is mysterious
something about the plant, perfectly color
lass, that instantly impar,s the green
which cnnnnt he 81 en- until water removes
lt.-Neao York Post
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14

mon imagine It does not end with words
nj acts. lie is responsible for what is
within, since that will inevitably 60 firth
tor good or i'll.
Tint unintendcd power is often the tru-
est Influence of the man, ~ it is the
miyhticst. 1t may be the reverse of wha:
he wishes i to BE-. Ills words, his acts
may be in one direction, while the inllu.
encc Of his inner self stretches out in
another Many parent lives doun all his
most carefully inculcated LESSONS. His
silent life is mightier than his spoken
words.
What VIC want is to be right withln.-
Ph7cn0l00icaL .10u nnL
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
Economy in Selecting Carpets.

In selecting carpets for rooms much
used, it is poor economy to bny cheap
ones. Ingram carpets, Of close texture,
and the thrre-ply carpets, are best for com
mon use. Brussels carpets do not wear
so long as the three. ply ones, because they
cannot be turned. Wilton carpets wear
badly, and Veuctians are good only for
bal Ia and stairs.
In s. lecting colors, avoid those in which
there are any black threads; as they arc
ways rotten The most tasteful carpets
are those which ar. made of varlo g
sh" dcs Of the same color, or of all shades
Of OILY two colors; such as brown and
yellow, or blue and buff, or salmon and
green, or OF all shades Of green, or Of
brown.
In laying down carpets. it is bad prac
ticc to put st1aw under them, as this makes
them wear out in spots Straw mat ing
laid under carpets makes tn m last much
long r, as it is smooth and even, and the
dust Sits through it. In buying carpets
always get few yards over, TO allow for
W ste in matching figures. In cutti. G car
! pets, make them three or four inches
shorter than tn. room, to allow for stretch
ing. Begin to cut in the middle of a fig
ure, and it will usually match bettt r,
Many 4rpcts match in two diff rent ways,
and care must be taken to get the right
one Sew Il carpet Gn the wrong tide,
with double waxcd thr ad, and with the
bah stitch This is done by taking
stitch on the lire .dtn next to you, point.
ing the needle toward you and then TAX
| j. u stitch on the other breadth, pointing
the needle from you. Draw the thread
tightly, but not So rs to pncker. In fitting
breadth to the hearth, cut slits in the
right place, and turn the piece under.
Bind the hole ofthe carpet with carpet.
binding, nail with lacks having bits Of
lea, her VI, der the ht 4,ls To stretch the
arpet. use a csrpe,. folk, which il a long
stick, ending with nochcl tin, like saw
teeth This il put in the edge of the car
pet and pushed by one person, while the
nail is driven by another.
Straw mating IS h ST. for chamb: RS and
summer p4r}urs The checked, of two
colors, j. not so G "d 10 wear The best
is the cAcapest in the end. When washed,
it should be done with ea!t water, ~ipinG
! it dry; hut r,q'lcnt wishing Injuries ii
Bind mating with cotton bluding. Sew
hrradhs t"gr,h n like carp ting. In Join
ing the e' .tls OF pi. c"s, ravcl OUT a part IN
,ir the threads ,ngethrr, turning uidt r a
little If each piece. ard tlen, laying Nh
ends close, nail them down 18th hails hav.
ing kid under their h. ads Miss Beecher
A NEW way Of han ylng oil paintings is
10 ht>c iirE, hlnck> OF wood at the back
"i the trace to prevent IN: ir ,uching the
Vail, 40 that ne air can Giro ,]ate through
The blck and prevent the painting being
Injured by dampncss or hlis!ertd by the
II. fr,rn tln chi n,nay f,r tAnpo
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
Youths Department.
MY BOY

~ LAURA D. NICHOLS.
Waking up earl
All vtgor and glee..
NestlinX and " whisper1ng
Till ne has waked me;
Takin. big mOu,hf"ls,
And spill e il mink,
Dulling NJ. cissors,
and enarli z my silk;
Slow hi alphabet.
Quick In al. play,
Dcvi.ing new mischief
Each hour in the day;
Whi-tiing aud whiting,
And ,e6,ing his drum;
Losing hi handktrchiefs,
Cuttirg his umb;
Breaking the windows
With ball. stone or bat;
Making the dog bark,
And tea-ing the cat;
Losing hi- mittens
And spelling his hat;
Soaring hi. sister,
And tearing bis cloths;
Fighting his mats
Till he bleeds at his nose;
Muddying the carpet,
Enrasing the cook;
Sof ening my heart
With his sweet "sorry" look
Source OF anxiety,
Pride, pain and JOY
Ny brave blue eyed darling,
Ny fve-year-Old boy
-Asrzv's Museun
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14
Washington Pastry.
sciourncr in Washington sends the

A scjourncr in Washington sends the
following
am particularly fond Of lemon pie and
ice cream for dessert, At - Hotel
but always eating my lemon pie under q
silent protest, for l ~as a stranger, and
did not like to make objections. Finally
called waiter and said
"John, have nothing to say about the
ice cream, but what kind Of a pie is this!'
What kind Of pie did you order
sab ?"
Il ordered lemon pie, but this appears
to be dried APPLE"
"Da,'s lemon pie, sab. You know dey
has "a way of lnixin' dried apples in the
le,nen pi4s here, sab, to dat extent it re.
quires man of 'bility for to distinguish
EN- apart, sab. Lemons is scase, you
know, and dcy has to 'conomize 'em 50 as
to make one lemon do for sixteen pies
sal" - Galoay.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1871-09-14

Punch gives the following as case Of
r. aso,ing by analogy: Cecil (who is in the
habt of surrep itiou-ly dissecting his sis
tcr's dolls). "Oh aunty 1declare if here
isn't great big 'normous heap Of saw
dust! How very, very dreadful!" Aunt.
"Dreadful, why, darling! Why,' Cecil.
"Why, the lots of men and women that
must have been killed here, you know