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Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
w A n 7 T. d.

Farmers take notice, You often find in
blowing your fields, Indian darts, hewn
or axes. Please pick them up and
bring or send them TO this otise, when
value received Will be exchange for them
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

STURM keeps on selling cheap
Goods, in the way OF ready made
Clothing, Trunks, Valises &c. &c.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
NOTICE.

Mis- the fate of eve1F truly uAfpable medicine to
be Counterfeted. Job Moses Sr James GlarS's Fe
male Pills arEREtenSiVely COunteTfeiBed. The gen.
nine have thS nle1Ef job Moses on each package.
All others ard~wQ5tA1eSsA Dishonest Druggists en-
deayor to sell the Sounterfeits to make greater pro
fits. n. BIN all cases where the genuine cannot
be obtained One Dollar enclosed to the Sole Pro
prietOr, JOB MOSES, Is Cortland ST., New York,
will insure u bottle Of the genuine, containg Fifty
Pills, by return male, securely sealed from any.
Knowledge of its contents. May 1Sy1tf
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

Police CQGrt-The Stale Of Ohio, vs.. Geo. Stove.
Charge or being found in IA state of IntoNiputiuII.
Plea not guilty. entered Trial AID in default nf
bHii, Committed to jail.
The Stale Of Ohio, vs.. Hiram Shcafer. Charge of
Grand Larceny. This defendant was arrested by
IN Marshal, and officers ffo;,l Montgomery Co. for
Stealing harness at F;trnersVille. he was taking
btsN Ia FarnIyIsVlll for trail
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

FREs LECTURE.-Rey. +. l. Chapcy VIII Lee
tnra ThurSiIy Evening, June TSt- at Minors Hall
Ln,cIrck. DSc ,nrsc, wih the Historie:it Political e
.JE .HEtnus-beg in irE with the French@ Revolution
and down To thcpTrSent time ~ &
- -. 80 - So IL - = L=[ .E&E z
sNA UNDERSTAND Cant. SweTsarf is laying very sick
in Cincinnati. lie iIas for some time been on the
Jury OF thc Us. Court, hope his sickness is not ser
lou. -E-
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

Elder 7. McWhinn ey will preach in the Chris
tian Church. next sabbath morning, O'Clock.
Subject the Divine Law of Labor. Evening dis
course. Exposition of the LIST Ii verses of the chap
ther OfJohntS Gospel. -.-- +
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
BEYAN'S
EElMnMEC

are unfaiIling in the Cure of Coughs, Colds, Asth-
ma, Bronchitis, Sore Throat, Hodrscnes5.. Difficult
Breathing. IncipienJ Consumption and Diseases of
the Lungs: They have no taste of medicine, and
any child will take them. Thousands have been
restored to health, that had before deSpaired. Tes-
tinlony given in hundreds of eases: a single dose
relieves In Ten Minutes. Ask for pull
monte VI
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

The June number of Scribner's Monthly contains
no less than eight illustrated articlcs-the first in
importance and interest being the second paper by
Gov. LangfOrd on 1.-THE wonders oftbe Yellowstone
So extraordinary are the phenomena that the, ac--
curacy of the account would certainly be doubted
were it not thoroughly authenticated. We have
here pictures and descriptions of the singular slate
formations which were reported to be relics OF q
LOST race; a Bird's-eye view of the Geyser Basin of
Tie Grotto Geyser, Crater of the Castle Geyser, era
ter of the Giant GeySer. The Beehive Geyser, and
the magnificent Giantess G1eyser which
threw Il stream of boiling water TO the remarkable
height of 25O feet. Twenty excellent Illustrations
accompany this interesting article. -Another very
valuable and Entertaining article is SIf. Twomhly'S
description of the st. Louis Bridge, one of the great
est engineering under the mississippi is only being
accomplished by the utmost skill, energy, and pre-
scrvcrdnce. Money and human life are being free
w spent in the chnqueSt, the methods of which are
here fully and cautiously exclaimed and pictued.
RE-The Supplement to the Builder & Journal for
Nav is well worth the price of the Journal. Each
number contains Il fine diagram and plan for a
dwelling with all the necessary details to enable
one to build. $500 per anuIn. address: Chas. u.
LackeE. l.3 MOnrOe SC. ChlCstgO III.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
Jan. II, l97l-yrl
MArcuEs q LEWELRY.

WATCHES &
TO THE PUBLIC ND TRADE IN
We would call your attention and the caretil perilS,
IL O. ibe enclosed card of a. Steinau and Co, crystal
Palace, store in Pixies Opera Ho1ss. 9Th ST., l door
East Of Vine Street, Cincinnati, Ohta.
They have now in store, and ready 1or. tjlSpcciL0n,
q new stock Of SILN ER PLAIED
NAREASD ATCHES manufactured expressly
for the season.
Their long eS pPrience in this branch of the husi-
ness. aut the extensive manufacturing connection,
rHaIic them 10 sell goods in the Western market at
the very same rates with their Eastern. competitors;
aui n.orc: their stock comprises q full line OF ali
goods in conjunction with the business, sIch as no
Other one house in America can compete with civ
inG trcs.: tlrn justly earned title OF THE CHEAT
FSIr JEW EI.RY HOUSE ! AMERICA.
THry would ne pleased 20 see Nou, or receive your
ordcTst nr Catalogue Of Prices as we Halter our
selves they viii he able TO offer yOu superior induce
Inen;S III regard to assortment as well as TO prices.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

ESTTo Churches and other parties
contemplating the purchase of Organs
and Pianos, we would call their atten'
ton to the House of D. II, Baldwin, No.
159 West 4th street, Cincinnati, Ohio,
as we latter ourselves in representing
this establishment that on can get all
you ask, either in price or finish, to suit
every taste and style.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

Page THE Elnperar's new Shit a Novel, Items
for the Fair Sex, Poetry of the three Ships, Pasture
for the Pigs d watering Horses, Modes ofSalulation
and useful re a1ing. =
Page 2.-GeIeral advertisements SC locals which
Faai. z-
= Page 3.-Editcrial will the people ponder @nd
= fien act, Resolutions of the Butler Co. democratic
Cab, and other political matter: 80
PaEes--CGrrent News amt Items, warm 49,
An Infant Montrosify, Markets. ttHneand lhlSCei-
aaeons matter. F-
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

Rs- We are Agents for a superior
style of BURIAL CASES, assorted
sizes, which we warrant air tight.
Our assortment of WALL PAPAR,
HANGINGS and BORDERS are of the
choicest prints, both plain, ornamental
and decorative. Together with expert
enced hands. tends to make it the store
to send your orders: which with the
prompt attention paid to all orders in.
trusted to us Will be q guarantee for you
TO deal with.
Churchill & Albert.
Eaton, Jan. II, lS7l-yrI
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
II e w e FL?
EATON MARKET.

EATON AREET
REVISED BY RIEA \ KELLEY,
WHOLESALE AND RET.tIL DEALERS ~
FAMILY GROCERIES \ ~ TEAtS
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

Flax Straw bought and received by the WASH
INGTO STEAM FLAX NILLNSC Company fIIato
at the following points this harvest: Richmond, Inc.
New Observation-Disclosures SOnOra-LewiS-
burg Winchester-SOme ille-FairhaNen and Eaton,
$500 CuCs of Flax Straw Wanted. Cash paid for
same and contracts inferred into with parties for fax.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
Ginein. Eaton & Richmond B. r..
RAILWAY LINE.
Passenger Trains will run on this Road, leaving
tho several Stations as follows:

upsaEd yse.na. DoMnward Trains.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

Rel Cord Inr'ES-N Yes : 0TG'sOf " nod N'th-
ted at this Office in payments frs Subscriptions.
Parties desiring Vases, Irmr Railing, Fountains
and Garden ornaments OF any description can see
sample book b. calling at this Cticr-d:rect
from the works Off. W. FISKE- ~ Chambers ST.
New York.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

/. w1LLiKNs, Aszi a MSIhAHEN' s"Ds.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

IN and after AN. l. 1871, Trains will run as follows
SONG EAST.
E<preSs. Fast Line. fSouth. exp
Leave Richmond 6.34 Il. M I.55 p m.
Arrive at Piqaa SIS HL
~. = " Urbana 9,3S IS
- Columbus iii,I5 10
Leave Richmond no. Is p. m. $50 a, M. 3.I5 p. M.
Arrive at Dayton n2.Il a. -IlO,25 445 q"
" - Xcnia '-a Hess - iH.53 " $50 Z"
- . Loadon 1.25 d" 1.2I y. NJ 6.i5 {"
/" Columbus l2.25 % $50 7.4j
GOING. WEST.
N&9Fess. TFast Line. South. Exp
Leave Richmond SIS a. MI 2,35 P. m 11I.5s p. m.
ArrivsatCambridrerity ar0 " 800 III, IS .. IN.
=. KniGttsthwn 80 400 " I,36 "
" I":;aa.. nijs 80 $40 " 3,I5 "
~. &NPR'S.
i.c,T4 Eirh-rora r'.h' y. m.""."7 ?. m.
ar,Fv-.t ny"ri. Is " -. : =. raI p
sc = -.-aHsrr- - "-.s.rr e r
s' - iii. -. i@uc N-t.fH " "
th;e'-a ~ -
Tho issfe--.S ::ss5 Tpa. LIZ aGl ,rs- elegant Palace
IA. az! Ni-he ~ B. which Ish S-"t-h 20 Philadelphia
aud %es N"S S;ihsuS r&.anss.
TT" Ssttasrn fs@I-"=t ~. -iaE g. ~. and has Palace
CARS Ni6eb ran tng1Ish -tiSL '.pI'S a:si Louisville with
ou1 .eaAase-
-. ". rtEarELI. tieui. Pas K Ticket Ag't.
tf:rAt NIlit@' Y q n;vjSind- tOhlEihrs. o.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01
ROUTE.
PittsblFg, Cincinnati &St. LOuiS

oAD-
On and after Jan. /, 1871, Trains will run as follows
COIN EAST.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1871-06-01

HEARTH AND HOME. HEARTH AND
HoME-Subscribe to the Hearth
and Home. Take the Hearth and
Home. A splendid sheet it is-$3.
a year, address: Orange Judd X
Co. New York. M18-tf-5.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28
TAX COLLECTOR ATTEMPTS 70 soa HIMSELF AND IS
POISONED BY HIS WIFE.

The Rome tGa.) Commercial tells the following
story:Rumor brings us details OF horrible tragedy
that ~ said To have occurred ST Clair county Ala
The fuIpor runs tnat the Tax Collector OF 81. Clair
hao got together large amount OF taxes and given
inem 70 his wife 10 keep, remarking as he did 70
that ne was compelled 10 take trip that would ne
cessltate ms absence from home Tor three or four
days. he LETT and she hiu the money. About ten
O'Clock that night party OF men, wear.
ing dlsRulses, broke in upon the lonely woman
and demanued the tax money She refused 10
give 1t up or tell where II was After attempting
In vain to force her 10 tell the hiding place OF the
treasure they searched for found it After nos
io get them some supper. While she was busyinp
herself In tins forced task she conceived the idea OF
poisoning them ana thus preserving at once the
money and her husbands honor She deity snp-
ped some arsenic Ia the coffee she mi king.
They drank heartily. and fell dead shortly alter
war H. she stripped their dlsguises and found tnat
iwo OF the villains were strangers, bat the third
stealing che taxes OF rhe people. The story al
mosa 100 horrible for credence. but our inofmants
were confident that the facts were a. they stated
tbem
PRIZK FIGHT STOPPED BY A WUMAN.-The
LYONS u0wa) Mirror relates how prize nght Was
sQussned:--''A prize fght was projected by Haunt.
owners little while ago, between TWO BOYS OF
9nuscle.' The ground was staked 90. crowd
gathered, respectable an numbers, and eminentiy 80
In character. But IN the nick OF ume, the motner OF
one Of the bully boys appeared and asked what was
up. ring leader replied IN very unpretty manner,
and instantly received IA souse on The sloe oI 'he
head from O mop with which The good dame had
armed herself aud then made for two or three
others Of the party WhereupoD every 'alVfDus
lgpteT aUd spectator ne9 'eiLiueI
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

BOAT RACE ON TIE HUDsoN.-The Poughkeepse
Press says that Thomas Fearon has accepted the
challenge Of James O'Neil, OF Troy 10 row a three
mile turning race for q purse or from $500 10
tire0 JIae anj PLACE not yet tAeds
The New York herald., 1871-03-28
IMPORTING PEsrMENCE.
An Uudcrtnker sct. Himself Right.

To THE EDITOR OF THE HERALD:-
The statements published tly In the HERALD
under the caption "Importing Pestilence, do me
great injustice. The only building near the school,
house IS my stable, in which dead bodies are never
placed. In all cases consigned TO me Tor burial 1
have 10 receive coroner's or Doctors certificate
setting forth the cause OF deatn. nave kept no
bodies IN my charge over night except that
OF one drowned man and stillDorn child
All persons consigned 10 me for burial are
promptly buried, the known cases either in Green.
wood, the Evergreens OF Calvary Cemetery, and the
unknown cases IN the CITY Cemetery. Iwouid do
notaing TO endanger the public health and particu
larry having u family OF children OF my own, who
would be doualy exposed TO contagious diseases
We're dereilct IN my duty In this regard. Parents
having children at the public school IN Sixth strecr.
Hunters Point, near which it is enormously stated
l am IN the habit OF keeping the bodies OF those
dying OF contagious diseases need have no appre-
hension for their children. do nothing OF the
Kind and neither shall do anything calculated 10
prejudice the public health
JOHN +. MUM. Undertaken,
Hunters Point, Long Island City.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE A FINE
IA Business Property In the thriving village Canterbury
Orange county, N Y: dwelling house, with
Workshop suitable tor any business; price "a, ,0O0
A. SERGEANT, Il Wall street.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

rNHoMPS0N STREET FOR SALE, CHEAP PRO
L pery west side OF Thompson street, about 10 feet
'front.' 30 rear fui depth; capital for light
ING. JAMES PRICE, 200 Hudson street.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

II'0R SALE VERY CHEAP--NO 24S WEST FIFTY
fourth street, Broadway 25 feet front perfect
s. IRELAND, 2Cl broadway.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

L,oR sALE--oN SULLIVAN STREET. NEAR SPRING,
L. full Lot; front building: nice 10 cation for
large tenement and prospectivev for business.
JAMES PRICE, 2O0 Hudson street.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

RIVERSIDE (GREENWICH)--AT RESI-
IA dence for sale; oubnidings, iS OF good
land fruit and shade In abundance: SlO 00 Address j. W.
ATWATER, Cosco Bridge station, Conn.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28
MANUFACroRY FOR sALE.
three story and basement Building 200 feet long By

81 feet with an 4lx85 feet, two high and
Dock front 60 feet There 2 acres ground
the whole OF which viii be sold with the Factory not I'd
llss manufacture in frat class ORDER with three boilers
The building is fttei with steam and gas piping
and good line shaftng with Two elevators. There
s also fire proof vault for sac keeping of dies, TOOLS Ac
The above desirable property acturing
poses be found in New England being located
the city OF Bridgeport Conn., with to New York
city (two hours ride ra and having advantage OF
cheap reigh either by water or rail- For further parcu-
lars address lock drawer la5 Bridgeport, Conn. .q
METUCHEN, n J.-FoR SALE. FARM OF El
l good buildings price R5OC0 ~ bU0 remain
mortgage desired ]. NJ EDGAR, 14S Ninth avenue.
ORANGE, N j.. NEAR DEPOT-pERFECT CON-
~, crete (stoneI Residence; eleven handsome
pete gas and water throug OUT ~ acres In terraces
grove, brook; commanding extensive Owner must
sell. Terms suitable. HAMILTON WALLIS,
No. Nassau street, corner Pine.
ORANGE, N. j., u9 NILES FROM NEW YORK)-A
" speciaity.--HAMlLToN 4 WALLIS, No. NassaH
street. corner Pine oaer some excellent opportunities 70
chase, terms
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

A COMPLETELY FURNISHED COTTAGE THROUGH
~ out TO be letWhh immediate possession. within Sc
minutes OF New York, the Central Railroad of New
sey consists OF nine with plenty of closets
nice garden OF fruit trees the Furniture almost new, Will
be sold desired the family going neighbor
hood nneIcepti0nable; terms reasonable Address T. ii
box 2,7s3 New York Post Office
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

A 7 TARRYTOWN, ON THE HUDSON.-vILLA COT
n tagc, gas, dumb waiter hot and cold kitchen
stationary wash.1bs good well and cisern; high and
healthy; beautiful lawn: fruit and berries abundance
season. good garden, stable, ice house 1e $500
WILLIAM TUCKER,
800 Fifth avenue, above Twenty sixth street.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

LNOR SALE OR TO LET--A VERY FINE FOUR STORY
l. high soop brown stone front House, IN Ffty-thrd
street near Madison avenue alxes lot 100 feet price
SSS,UUO; rent $4,000. WATERLOW CO.,
Siyth ayenue. corner Fiftieth street.
The New York herald., 1871-03-28
CITY REAL ESTATE FOR sxr.E.

L,0R SALE-0N WEST WASiIIE GTON PLACE, NEAR
Sixth avenue, two story and attic brick House. wan be
sold low TO prompt purchaser. Apply TO MULLER, WILL
L ms L co. No. Pine alreet
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

0,o LET-A COUNTRY SEAT AT RAvENSwOOD, III
l., beautifully situated the East river mile
Thrtyfourh James slip ferries 35 minutes
Guiding eight mnutes' walk from Peck slip BY s.eamboas5
rooms, perfect order and cold water ou1
buildings rich varied shrubbery fruit and forest tree
grounds tastefuy laid 81 200 Apply 10
CHARLES BEEBEE, No New street, room No. g. 4
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

YNHORNTON n. RODMAN, REAL ESTATE AGENT, TIE
BROADWAY offers for sale to let at Montclar n J
well arranged Cottage and about eight of Land The
place bias line greenhouse s1xls abundant sabine box
mountain stream; house coachhouse cowhouse-
hennery icehoase, &C.; possession Immediately; price
Sl6oo rent furnished, Sl0O0 unfurnshed, $3.50; about
mile from depot
The New York herald., 1871-03-28

fI'O LET-AT ORANGE VALLEY, N. j., THREE MIN
utes' walk from station, modern built House, con-
ainig and bathroom, with wen csterns
water nd good garden with plenty of fruit Inquire a
Valley station depot.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-02-24
Our Neighbour.

The ICaca State Reporter comes to
us this week with nearly column
of it's valuable ~ space devoted to
an abuse of us. Like the professions
of the author of the article, it lays
claim to a great unwillingness to use
billingsgate, but as water cannot rise
above its fountain head, so the Re
porter man cannot get above the slum
that he has seen fit to throw at US in
the past.
The Reporter man came to this
county with the expectation of runs
ming it. He tried his application Of
soft soap at first and came TO us with
a very pretty story. We listened to
him qnietly and told him that so
long as he treated us gentlemanly we
should do the same TO him. We
were not long in finding him bunch
of deception and fraud, and no alter
native was left us but to protect our
selves as duty dictated. We find
him at first placing at the head of
the columns of the Reporter: "The
largest circulation of any paper i'm
the county" Knowing this to be
false, knowing chat the Reporter
never had by at least 2OO as many
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-02-24

Two Sen ing Machine Men Have a
Passage at Arms.

The sewing machine men of this
city have been waging q war against
each other, through the newspapers,
for several months past. The con-
test has been carried on with cOnsid-
cradle vigor aud ability Oh both sides
and the public have been treated to
many rich, rare and racy articles, -
Fortunately, until last night, the
war did not result In bloodshed.
About six weeks ago, Messrs. Steb-
bins & Co, sold a Howe machine TO
a shoemaker named Hochensteiner,
who does business at the American
House. Shortly afterwards Mr.. w.
II. Clark, agent for the Singer, went
to the sou of Crispin, and offered to
sell him a machine. The shoemaker
refused to purchase, but the agent
kept at him, lauding the merits Of
the machine lie represented, and TAX
ing occasion, every now and then, to
speak in no praisewortby terms Of
the Howe. HochensteiDer under the
influenced these repeated arguments
began to think that, probably, the
Howe was not as good IA machine as
he st first supposed. AR. n. l.. Crist
was therefore sent down last evening
by Stebbins & Co., to explain that
tile machine would do any work
which was necessary I'm the shoe-
making line. While at Hochenstein-
er's he met Mr.. Clark, when q wordy
war sprung up between them. FL
nally one intimated that the other
was q prevaricator Of the truth. The
gentleman to whom this remark was
addressed returned the compliment.
Mr.. Clark then jumped up, and gent
~ insinuated his bunch Of fives into
the face of Mr.. Crist. A regular
trough and tumblen was imminent,
aud would certainly hay transpired,
had not some persons interfered and
settled the matter. ts
Mr.. Clark is being tried before a
justice of the peace. this afternoon,
on the charge of assault and battery.
How the matter will terminate, we
know not.-Dubuq,te Telegraph.
We learn by paper of late date,
that Clark was fined S. aud costs.
1t also states the reason OF the whole
difficulty to have been the great sue
cess of the Howe in selling nearly
twice as many machines as its COM
petitor, which aroused this feeling OF
Jealously. We trust that the sewing
machine war may not be carried to
such degree of animation here,
even II the Howe does sell more
than all others combined, *#*
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-02-24
Have We the Champion Snorist In
Cedar Falls!

We publish the following cores
pondence without comment, further
than to remark that our townsman
5. III. Rownd is fieshy man, and
was one of the delegation to Grinnell
via Ackley and Marshall. We have
heard it remarked that he does oc.
casionally SHORE, but very gently:
GRINNELL, Iowa, Feb. 10, 1871.
Editor Cedar Fails Gazette:
Strange sounds were heard in town
a few nights since, aud conjectures
are rife as to the cause. To describe
them would be impossible. We have
tried to compare them to a train of
cars crossing a railroad bridge, ter
rifle thunder storm, the blowing of
twenty whistles on Mississippi
steamboats,, but these all fail in cor
rectly describing such sounds. The
landlord of the Sanders House de-
clares that it was fieshy man from
Cedar Falls, who was down this way
on railroad business. Have you such
a man living in Cedar Falls, who ia
in the habit of snoring: Our people
are anxious to know.
.... FELIX.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-02-24

base, is baser still. II Barnum, in
his PALMER days, had the right of
your fat man to snore for him, he
might have been the eighth wopde
of the world. The Mississippi steam
boat calliope may, for some, be sweet
music, and Pope says, Little quirks
in music broken and uneven, make
the soul dance on a jig to Heaven"
But for Quavers and Demi-Semi>
Quavers, Jigs or Horn.pipes, give
me your fat mans snore. When he
called for his bill in the morning, the
landlord told him that he had enter
tanned the whole house with his
music and he was free to come or go,
but he did not dare to take his money.
Prouty, In his History of Maine,
tells us of variety of black bear in
that State that roll themselves into
a ball and consume their own breath
aud get fat on it, during the cold
months of winter. Now, If your fat
man could be arranged in some way
with rubber hose and consume his
own snore, you might not only have
the loudest snorer i'm the country, but
the largest fat man. . 4" @H.rs-s
srrss- Yours, Mis-. -s DO. G.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-02-24
Latest Fashions.

n iss Rose Fisher has just returned
from New York, with complete
stock OF the latest fashions. which
she desires the ladies of Cedar Falls
to call and examine. Having form
ed partnership with Miss Jennie
Van Derlip, they will have no delay.
Those desiring the latest styles OF
dress making should give them a
call. Second door south of Crosby
q Gregg's Drug Store. 4Sw3
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-02-24
L ED. 8, 1870.

/ Certify that about the irst week
in January, the IoVa State Reporter
came to my address, aud that or
dered it returned with the statement
that was not a subscriber and never
ordered 1t sent. Il r g.
~ CHARLES Cook, JR.
Lester, Iowa, Feb. ., 1870.