Clarksville chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 186?-1872, 1871-10-28
MISCELLANEOUS.

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Get rich.
A Bad blow for the sailor boy,
spanking breeze.
Honest poverty Is not shame, bu
to be ashamed OF 1t Is shame.
How can anybody complain Of be
ing cramped In q roomytism
In England q fleet captain Is no,
regarded as necessarily a fast man.
A deerstalker and deer park ars
equally his lordship's doe minion.
Who ever saw anybody near Are
who didn't want to play poker?
Dogs are said to be the best don fists
because they insert natural teeth.
The census shows more German.
than Irish In the United States.
WHAT man does Is the real tesi
OF what u man is.
COOP qualities are incomprehensi.
BILE to those who have them not.
King Louis, Of Bavaria, has pro.
hibited his officers from becoming
Free-masons.
1t Is a queer thing that at q party
the guests always grow thin after sup
per.
A good Joke in the paper, and a
hod-carrier on the ladder, go the
rounds.
The Nashville and Northwestern
Railroad has been purchased by the
Nashville and Chattanooga Railroad.
What age Is most agreeable to o
man just started In business Pa.
trOn-age.
The reason why successful vaccina-
ton IL always popular IL, because 1t
takes.
Our first mother was like the night
before the battle-the Eve Of great
offence.
Sometimes our friends, during their
absence, bring themselves to mind by
sending their presents.
A merchant of our acquaintance
wonders why he Is Obliged to 70 SO
often after money that Is coming to
him.
II there ever Is . time which we
may believe that kicking mule Is
penitent, 1t Is when he has shed the
muleteer.
An animals nose has human char
acteristics. Thus the monkey wears
a pug, while the elephant carries .
romin' nose.
A New Hampshire paper says that
the latest novelty in that State Is an
insane horse at Ashland. He should
be sent to an insane horsepital.
A New Orleans man who tried TO
Brighten his wife by playing burglar
hopes to recover, even ifthey can't
find the ball.
Three indianapolis undertakers are
running" each other on prices, and
several people talk of dying In order
to take advantages Of low rates.
Women, wake Up" - Revolu-
ton. Yes and-dammit turn out
and make u fire, and put the ten ket-
tie on!
Mrs Darlington says that ait IL
better to speak paregOrically Of q per-
son than to be all the time fiingiug
epitaphs at him."
Four hundred and twenty thous-
and pound sterling will cover the los
ses OF the the London and Liverpool
insurance companies In Chicago.
The manufacturers Of Nashville
have petitioned the Legislature
against the longer employ ment OF
the penitentiary convicts at nechan-
ical or manufacturing industries.
About one thousand bushels .oi
chestnuts were thrown on the Nash
Vile market on Tuesday last, and
brought the price down to So IS per
bushel.
The number Of emigrants who
sailed from the port Of Liverpool dur
ing the last three months was 5000 /;
an increase OF 5000 over the previous
quarter.
The largest Touring mill IN the
world Is said to be that of General
w. b. Thomas, In Philadelphia,
which manufactures 1900 barrels q
day.
A quarrelsome couple were discus
sing the subject of epitaphs and tomb
stones, and the husband said: "My
dear, what kind of a stone do you
suppose they will give me when l
die ?'-" Birthstone, my lovey' was
the affectionate reply.
REMEDY FOR FRESH WOUNDS
Bind up the cut or wound with fine
ulverized earth, and renew the earth
In the course of few hours. This
remedy is simple and within the
reach Of every one. Earth Is conf
plete deodorizer and acts like charm
on fresh wounds.
DIR. johnson once silenced notori-
Gus female back bitter, who was con-
deming some OF her friends for paint
ing their cheeks, by the remark that
at Is far less harmful thing for q
lady to redden her own complexion
than to blacken her neighbours char
acter."
shingie Your Own House.