The Hawaiian gazette., 1871-02-22

dependent or him. Such ocusiacrsiious cagbi e
bsye made him uo7c ;haa aerdiuaTily oaro,a, q
offending auyhoay.
THE vnsEEriIA y CHURCH.
We arc awa-e that The IDEA OF your stteudsnee a.
shurch on rsiuy day IS almost toe ridiculous Tor
Sansiarration- Bat sim As ouee OF tWiee IN your
c Circumstances usy arise 20 render snch pcuarcc
Necessary. We give few SIMPLE dircc;ions for the
management q ,hs urnb-sTa 81 srch tines In the
C-st plac ucver ircouvcuicncc yoarscI and run The
ri>S o, spoiIinS yozr hat b shutting NJ your TIM
b-l2 before casc1rE the portals q; tbs sserct od-
d,l.-earryR right into the vesiisala, vide opcn.
TIERS, e. woala b veli, especially Il there be a
crowd Of persons passing 60 a. that time, which
uihi cause year wet umbrella 20 Dc pressed against
zoe ir e--yi-s IL, 10 relieve IL o. sgperaaous nois
tu7e bY opeuiaE ana shutting 81 several tiues 10 q
vi5lcui nauae-, This, you nil fad, VIII aislotse
The dripping raia from Il 10 ve-y esscciGzi manner
Should. however. JhsTC be 10 vc-y large number q
persons passing in yoa may save vou-sell The above
;rouoie, and merely carry the umbrella down The
aisle in szcA position As 10 proven, il from deposit
ing zuv water upon vou- HzvirS beer shown iato
YOUR scar, lar you- umbrella upon The seat Of the
PEW iu isgu; o. You, or should that be occupied.
upoa tbs sea; O. The one teli-5 ylz- When the
your uzsrgi,a-ibsy might hua e. unpis2szn, 10 ST.
uP0u- Very Hkely The soaked stale o. the cushions
VII cause ibe2 to -sze upou them with cisnay-
Bui yog mast ueueuee- that yoa are il church, sad
u1st rot la-za- Another vesy god Vl-ee 10 pa,
TIE We. u-b-clA is 10 the booS--ssk in rcu; o. yo
Sloa5 uoac e these places b ar4A5e lzy &; serss
Tie aisle S1cuia Grye1ly f ovsr i; 10 passing up
tie aisle, 3ou't take Asy notice. Il would not Be
an uaa-sna arr preferable 20 having IL in the PEW
VIII yo-, irrss,us Tie 1-or and lzruius your fee.
into pluirs1.zs-
n nET vEATEEE-
Wa1u the 1ee5 Of an uuo-e-lz is a contingency OF
ias rsuo,o>i 6sErse, Yea should ~ al means take
yC-rs % church with ycr- L; q ar-E tsli1d you
Is you pass mp the aisle more especially sl1z,6 you
eater vlle the services sre i- rroEress Csaefu'iy
observe 10 going OF, OF e1urol Tie directions given
Shove IS auT-ez1s 10 Tie stree; ulz1s-essi q the
umbrella Tie presence @; S nervous o,i lady In
a. ssciz.-E P-v. u1eL 10: p-yveui you from stand
iu- yozr umbrella Up In the corner 10 szch maauer
As 20 reudsr 8. Ezsly TIA: &: vii fan down during
tet delivery OF tle mos; zsSo-sl--,y interesting
p1rs @; the slr1sa- ToG win b an 10 forget your
uubrs--- OF Il1vs- yo-r pew, and probably all lo;
i. uztil you have nearly -5acAe5 the door
In Jlls case, yoa Should ilmedia,cly execute
10 ",ls r--st z51zt,~ and s,c5w your
nay ssiliy snd r0s1-1te,y through tbs opposing
stream 81 pecTle Gu.I ion have reached yo1r pew
ana recovered yc-r umbrella
CEEEE DIRECTIONS.
Ihere are uzsy o,aer directions which, did sQzcc
permit ui-at Je given Iov the Management Of The
zml7.l-1: sue1 A. tie mode u ll15i-z ultrl-lzs,
the sc--aee g. esco-tiuz L1dy trend beneath lis
.eudy shelter; Is use iu C-iiivagu- the acqusu--
--cs q isiiss wh5 have nor oceu friends q o.
previously, 4ut many Ollsrs.-1l q sllla must
o. deferred 10 f-.-re ccc-Sl1r-