The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1871-02-07
Rates of Advertising.
Misceilsneous.
The tools with which editors hew out
their fortunes-the "ads."

The tools with which editors hew out
their fortunes-the "ads."
Why Is the sun like a good loaft
Because it's light when it rises.
What State is round on both end
and high in the middlef Ohio.
The nearest the Parisians can now
come to mutton is little raw weather
An African in dress circle was the
cause of rumpus in q Richmond
Theatre lately.
The National Land Company, Of
Colorado have disposed of "a, 900 acres
of land since April.
A Cincinnati thief stole an Episco-
pal ministers black silk robe, desiring
the same for q masquerade costume.
Wolves enter the churches in Du.
luth. One weighing 100 lbs. was re-
Gently shet in the Second Presbyterian
Church.
A Buffalo man aggravstes his wifi
by wearing FIVE bands of Grape on hi.
hat, which constantly reminds her tha
she is the sixth sharer of his affections
1t was cold, in Ottawa, Canada, on
Sunday night. One of the papers says
that water left in kettles on the stove,
with good fire, froze solid.
The Chicago Times in cbroniclinp
the fact that man married to get ou'
of Jail, remarked that "some char
have queer idea of liberty"
Josh Billings observes "Sekrets ar
kussed poor property, emmy how; i
you circulate them yu looze them, and
if yu keep them yu looze the interest OF
the investment"
Daughter: "Well, to tell the truth.
do not think much Of the close Of tn
sermon" Father: Probably yoa
were thinking Of the close of the con,
gregation."
A good deal of the consolation OF
fered in the world is about as consoling
as the assurance of the man to his wifi
when she fell into the river: "YouL
find ground at the bottom"
Olive Logan, in her advocacy a
women suffrage, remarked to her mall
auditory, "that they had swallowed tbe
negro, and" che added, 81 think it s
pretty hard, indeed, if you can't 60 tbe
white woman as far as your lips"
A Chicago hackman made a stran
ger, from whom he had taken a sever
dollar fare, believe that policemal
who stood near was the "boss," and h
would be mad if he heard about carry
ing passengers so cheap.
Near Seneca Falls in New York, ona
George Harper made seven attempt
to commit suicide, and failing in all ii
them, he went to Waterloo and &C,
married. He must regard wedlock b.
the last refuge of desperate minds.
The Chicago Post says; "McKea
Buchanan has been struck with para
ysis, but, sad to relate, will probabl
recover. We speak in the interest o.
the noble histrionic art. He is tht
best poker player and the poorest actol
in the world"
In Galveston, Texas, there are threa
newspaper men named Jones, who a,
constantly getting into trouble on ea
others account. Week before last oEe
of them was assaulted on the street fui
writing an abusive article he had ne
er seen. And few days before, tn
wrong Jones was accused of desertipe
his second wife, though he had neycT
been married. The three Jones'.
threaten, after the Milesian fashion, T.
exterminate one another to establisl
their identity.
A physician, who was something {
a wag, called on a colored Bapti
minister, and propounded few pu.
zling questions: "Why is IT," said b
'that you are It able to do the SAN
miracles that the apostles didp The
were protected against poisons and a
kinds of perils. How is it that yol
are not protected in the same way
The colored brother responded promp
ly: "Don't know about that, docto
! specs ! is. / have tooken a might
sight of strong medicines from yoL
doctor, and l is alive yet"
The man who does not admire beauty
in woman is not properly constituted
There is something wrong somewhere
His heart cannot be in the right plac,
For ourselves We often time our walk
50 as to meet the troops Of young girl,
on their way to or from school. Th,
sight of them does us good. The elea
compilations, bright eyes, red lips in.
dicate health and happiness. NJ
cosmetics there They have not ye
arrived at that stage. The powdered
beauty may be more distingus than tn
young girl whose cheeks are paintol
by nature, but she lacks the ineffablu
charm of freshness which men find SO
fascinating. In our opinion no lady
adds to her beauty by the use O
cosmetics. She may make herselfmoro
brilliant but clear rich blood that come
and goes in the cheeks of the rust
beauty is infinitely preferable. "
know that the weary belle is strongy
tempted the day after ball when 81
expects her gentlemen friends to eal
to borrow the bloom dissipation has
robbed her of. We advise her, how