The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1871-04-14

II Toroeto, reeently, . rnAH bad his
de.d wife's eefhn carried through the
back window for fear Of scratching the
paint OF the 'front.' door.
Senator Scott, Of Pennsylvania con-
sidsrs the income tax "inquisitorial
unconstitutional, unjust aad unnesessa.
y."
A New Yorker, who 70 IA intimate
friesd Of Garibalai, says tho veteran
revolBsisaist intends to leave Italy soon,
and spend the remainder Of his days in
Amerisa. zHA r@
A Minister asked tipsJ fellow lean.
ing against the fence, whore he expect.
ed to 20 to waen he died: "If I can,
get along asy better than 1 do now,
he said, .I sban't 70 anynhsre."
Ths wife Of Bismarck 10 reported to
Be very plain, and the Chsaesilor, ssve,
noted fcT beauty, says he 10 30 homely
that he Is often mistaken for hi, spouse
She. too. with rare good sense, is con.
stansly jesting about her want Of per.
sonal charms.
The Roman Church wa. aboat to 10
hsrit the property Of the late Csrdina
Caraeei (says an italian eorresposde ut
when . woman, claiming to be his wife
and the mother Of of his children, made
her appearance, established her claim
and seorrsd his large estate.
"Is is settled principls. your honor
said . lawyer, "that causes always pro
dues sifsci." "They always do for tn.
attorney" blandly responded the Judge
"hst I have sometimes known single
cau.e to deprive clisnt Of all his ef
fscts."
A youth named Slackmsn ordered
his father 70 get up and build Are
but the old man talked back, and The
boy had to fog him before he would
| mind. Oflate years fathers are getting
more and more inpodent.
Once again that 'slittle lamb" comes tc
the front, led by 3 rural biographer
who tells rs that:
'iMsry's sheep WAS once lamb,
| She found II in o gutter.
It d:dn't give milk worth dime,
But !. frequsntiy did tut'er."
Fashion reporters announce din
culty in reporting the toilets q. Wash.
ton receptions. The same set OF ladie,
attended all the receptions, md reariy
oil Of them wear the same dresses ovsl
and over again.
There are those Who wish to know
only that they may knon-it is curiosi.
ty; that they may be knosn-it is yani
ty; that they may sell their knowledge
for moucy or honors-it is greed; tha
they may be edifed-it is prudence
The grand idea of knowledge is to &C
quire truth.
Mrs, Jessie Fremont, Washington
letter writer says, 10 one of the most
striking persons seen 10 any social as
semblage. Her intellect displays itseli
in every feature, and her permaturely
white hair gives an additional beauty te
faee which fhows no mark Of age. -
Mr.. Grammar, of Jersey, clandestinely
Corrugated Miss Ingham. Her fathel
and brother did not agree, and being in
the objective mood entered Grammar
house, drzggcd him frou bed in the i'm.
peritays, and pounded him in the sub.
junctive, while they bore away his wife
in the vocstivs, which is not according
to tins rules Of Gammar.
"A gentlcman who has eeen it, thus de-
scribes ths Tennessee Panther: "When
! IL switches Its tail from side TO side, and
flashes FIRE outen its big yaller eyes. il
'peered to seem as If it wa, streekedIy
spotted like by turns; but when it goi
sorter more gentIer then it 'peered to
seem Of dove-colored brown"