The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1871-09-06

A Dangerous Man NJ LaTge--A Pun
steT on his Travels.

ADangerOus Man NJ LaTge--A Pun
steT on his Travels.
Correspondence Of the N. Y. Sun.
Boston, 9th mo-, lst.-The country is
lrwing first rate; all night long it is fall
ing dew, and all day long it is falling due
and RhOdCrick Dhu could find plenty oil
due To start another duel with. A large
portion of the clover this season was born
with red heads A barber could have
got rich dyelng them. 1t Is TOO late now,
MS most Of them lIaYe died, The crops
Look very fine; in fact, in some places they
are SO very fine you can't see EN-. saw
milk maid this morning, | have seen
milk made at the pump before now She
had ON u Vineyard calico sun bonnet,
and was milking u lightbnc COW. II was
a barn.yaId scene, and the barn yard
could be seen. The walking was excess
siyCly squashy, and the stool had q game
leg Irthal Is rural felicity, don't want
any II may be healthy To milk cows ere
the god Of day lights up the eastern hills,
but Il amt very enchanting, that is a
fact,
A TRANSFORMATION.
When | got into tho cars for Boston |
selected the very sOllGst seat could find.
TWAS n punkin pie; in half jilly !
changed ii u squash pie. This pic was
originally intended for food for Celtic
Irish woman, who WINS going some miles,
and couldn't raise dollar for dinner; and
this celtic Irish woman was In company
with the pic. didn't sec the pic, ind l
said "Thc top of the morning TO you,
madam and sat down. Says she, not
very mildly, "ThG bottom OF the afternoon
to yc, you Ould diVil; and it's sitting in my
pic ye are, you ould william"
rose up and gazing upon the remnant,
quietly remarked tOhGr, ~ guess that
pic will have to be mixed over"
have often got back to II place very
quickly, but | don't think ever got away
from one rs quick MS did from that
The fact Of II Is, all the finer feelings
that her race take 10 so naturally were
aroused, and smelling war, left,
walked over to u fellow who looked
as II wrGtChcdnGss had got good hold of
him. and judging from tho usual stand.
ard his appearance indicated that he
didn't know paper Of COwagc from II
leg Of mutton, or an American flag from
II ripe nutmeg. | yelled us loud as
could yell, right Into his car,
"sAYl"
guess It struck the drum, for he jump.
his black satin stock hid his nose, and
| was convinced that his organs Of hear
ing didn't need repairs lie looked wild
aud said
"What nils you, my fricndr'
Says |, ] guess you have Ind u lucid
interval, haint yes" Then he COnversed.
lie observed, "'rhe buckwhcat crops
look we'll"
Then ! said buCkwhCat crops didn't
look rs well tome as buCkwhCat cakes,
and told him something that gave his
wisdom box shake that Is, the curious |
fact that before II can he cooked buck
wheat has To become dOG.whCat. Some.
times the crust Of mincc pic rises easily,
md sometimes II don't rise easily. lie
was crlIsty Cuss, so he rose easily, and
remarked that corn was doing well.
asked him, lid he want me to believe
that corn was doing well, when so much
Of II was made into whisky? and | told
him that kernels If corn had great deal
tn do witha majority Of whisky for gen
rml consumption and private use.
WHISKY WAS HIS Pint,
and he Immediately bcatt quarters, md
he observed that whisky had killed more
people than any other one thing on Garth,
aud he didn't see why people would drink
ii.
Said |, "You sweet seed Of II donation
party, what Ito You drink ~
lie said, "WGtcr."
"Iiy the core Of II harhbOilcd egg"
said |, ~ don't SEE how you can drink
that stuff"
lie remarked, why"
broke the news ~ gently ~ possible |
To him, that water had killed more people
than whisky,
"Taint So" said he
Then | offered 10 bet him the shady
side of my house against n sncdder crab
that II was so; and | told him that water
once killed every living thing except one
boat lOad.
lie muttercd Oversomcthing like GLOW
about the fish ~ and while he WINS sqnirm-
ing rs though he was sitting on the
SOFT END OF A CARPET TACK,
| asked him what he thought Of lager
beer
Elc said TINT was poison too.
Then ! stated 10 him the TACT that
knew man who drank three hundred
mugs in one dry, and next day he never
felt II.
at must have been muggy weather"
said he. .It.
at was" said l. ....
ADO you mean To tell me- said he,
"llat n man drank three hundred mugsOl
lager in day, and the next day he didn't
feel it?' m.
II do" said |, "for next day the man
was dead"
lie kindlCd, not with kindling wood
two punches for five cents, but with
wrath, md he remarked there WINS lie |
enough in me To start soap factory.
"Wcll," said !, "ns you are 50 very
temperate, you wouldn't advise me 10
make
EAR SOAR,
would yOu'" And | further remarked
that my brother was II lawyer, md sup.
posed he would find lnulL with him he.
cause he was one Of the foremost men ut
the har. That got him on his sore tooth,
md he said that my brother probably |
took morning rooster tails. Then he told
INC that microscope had bean invented
80 powerful that million of animals
n a a oil nE