The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-09-02
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young. hlaysatl Long Branch i re-
:. ported jas clothed III laaghing eyes and
bewitching sniles.sa Etss1FlIg 3
., Asiucw spupor in Pennsylvania starts
s;ss,oF s;ssosFf by calling q neishboring editor a.
sscouudrels liar, and assassin. use .als
s~ois, - Two San francisco girls lately ordered
oighty-fyo dresses from .Berliu. The
s..eld man. owns q gold mine. ,..,' Il
!, sasIE Every young lady has Alright to faiut
4, whcnsshe,pleases, if, ,her.lovet is by her
ssssiaeSto catch Her.. -aia.~i s'.f' E.'- s7
In a drunken row, Monday evening,
; .9sfin Bastfop, three, men were shot and
u QUO of whom, n policeman, has
: since died. Stgqsa '"i .E -.
ssMany ladies are Obliged TO indulge in
smoking as tits ono of the best remedies
biknown for the hay cold orrose fever,
which 80 many people are afflicted
Ths.@eustom of wearing cadet buttons
sssiias been given up by the indignant
sbelles at West Point, since Cadet Smith
presented some of his to lady of color
sa The. Louisville Courier Journal sug-
gestssas thdbest plan for preventing the
sesplosion of boilers, to till-thcm with ice
sa',satcr,1and set them in cool place
sas9 A fellow ID college seeiuga classmatc in
Ia tattared gown, said: ''Jim, your
gown's grown too short for you" "Ah"'.
Areplied Tom, "thats true, but it will be
'-lcng enough before get another
A young man who-went to Maine to
s$examine the condition of mill after
freshot, reported by due course of mail,
las follows: II find a dam by mill site,
Ekut no mill by dam site"
Bridal cars are proposed for horse
Srailways in Chicago. The honoy-moons
eare SO short there that newly married
scopples can't spare the time for tour
s.out of the city,.
Many families, says the New York
Mail, who reside in elegant stone fronts,
ard appear very wealthy, usually after
marrying off their daughters move into
a smaller dwelling in less lashi nab!c
locality.
Aschcolmaster asked one of his boys,
on sharp wiutry morning, what was
Latin for cold The boy hcsi,atcl
:, little. "What." said the teacher. .can-
Al not you tcllY' "Yes, sir" replied the
boy. 81 have it asmy finger ends.@
BoARpERs.--"Th tea seems very
weak, Mrs. Skins"
Landlady- Well, j guess it must be
the warm weather. | feel weak myself;
il fact every body feels weak"
e+e An lrishman having jumped into the
\ water to save a man from drowning.
upon receiving quarter from the per-
son as reward for the service, locked
first at the money and then at him, and
at last exclaimed, "I'm ovcrpail for
the job"
A gratiiied Alabama Dcmosthcnes
opened his oratou by saying: 'Fslcr
&eitisens, icf lad been eatin' driel ap-
pies for Il week, an den took to driukia'
for mont, couldn't feel more swcllci
up dan am dis mint wid pride and
vanity at seeiu' such full Tendance here
dis~eyepin'.",, ysSre Fsyrqs
AAcoldred witness, on a Horse trial in
New Jersey court, was asked to ex-
plain the difference. between Il box stall
and d sScoinIon stall STRENGTHENING
shimselfup,s he pointed to the square IN
closure in. which the judge was seated,
and said: dat ares what / calls box
stall dare ,whar dat ole huss is a sittu -
EROne lnorc story about tresscs.. 1t is
related in Moore "Lalla Rookh" that
Persian lady let down her ;ressos to as
slst her lover in his ascent to the terrace
where she awaited him In this par
ticular use modern tressos would be de
eidedly.cong eniept. They could be fast
ened to the top Of the wall, and save the
tension of the lady's scalp.
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