Juniata sentinel. [volume] (Mifflintown, Pa.) 1846-1873, 1871-08-02

Transported for hfoLA man who mar
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A paper containing many fine points
Paper of needles @
How long did Can hate his brother
As lorg as he was ALE. T sos
An interesting girl-One who has an
income of ten thonsand year.
Everybody wants to go to Heaven,
bat no body is in hurry about it.
1t has been calculated that S4O0.OO0,-
900 is invested in the liquor trade. 100
To what color does logging change a
boys complexion? 1t makes him yell
OH -- -- ----,- ---,--
Why should spyder be good base
ball player Because, naturally, 1t is an
excellent aycatcAer.
Measured by. man s desire, he cannot
live long enough measured by his good
deeds, he has not lived long enough;
measured BY his evil deeds, he has lived
too long. ,-
A lad in Hartford. whose fifth birth.
day occurred last week. asked his parents
if the schools would keep open that day.
adding, They didn't on Washing:ons
birthday" E..
An army of bees are said to have
swarrned into a church in Gloucester,
Mass, recently. during divine service,
but retreated when the sexton shook the
contribution-box at then.
An old rail-splitter in Indiana put a
quietus upon young man who chafed
him about his bald head, IN these words:
Young man when my head gets as soft
as yours, / can raise hair to sell
The Salina Kansas Adoocate Gays
the entire country east, west, and south
Of Salina is filled with Texas cattle
The bottoms are overlooking Not lees
than 100000 head are within that State,
and the arrivals daily are immense.
The Carson Register Gays Zone of
the prettiest sights the human eye ever
rested upon is gold in liquid state
The human eye in this vicinity would
be satisfied if it could see any Of the
metal in the solid state.
An 1rishman having jumped into :he
water to save man from drowning, up
on receiving a quarter from the person
as reward for the service, looked first
at the money and then at him. and at
last exclaimed "I'm cverpaid for the
job"
A gentleman one day fndiscretely
asked lady how old she was. Let
me see. l was eighteen when l was
married, and my husband was thirty
now he is twice thirty, and that is sixty
so of course l am twice eighteen, that is
thirty-six."
An old farmer said TO his sons
Boys don't you ever specerlate, or wait
for summit to turn up. You might Just
as well go an sit down on stone in the
medder, with pail atwixt your legs, an'
wait for cow 10 back up to you to be
MIXED"
Martin Staufer. of Penn township.
Lancaster county, sged 90 years, thi.
harvest, in two hours, reaped six shocks
5f wheat. He has worked in eighty
successive harvests. He is in good
health. and looks as # he would last
many years longer. @
Rev. Peter Cartwright, the veteran
pioneer preacher, is drawing to the
close of his earthly pilgrimage He is
now confined to his room in Pleasant
Plains, near Springfield, III. His strength
is rapidly failing, and it !, feared he cam
not live many months.
A father and son in Mitchell county,
Kansas. were recently bitten by mad
wolf, and both were attacked with hy-
drophobia ii consequence. The son was
snothered 20 death by friends on We'd
nesday last, and the father was served
the same way on the day following
The Davis Creek bridge. on the Chesa-
peak and Ohio Railroad, FIVE miles west
of Charlottstown W. Va, fell on last
Thursday while workmen were putting
on permanent timbers Thirteen men fell
with tbs bridge two of whom were killed.
one is probably fatally injured, and six
are more or less seriously hurt.
At Cottonwood. Kansas, on the 9th
ult., William Chem, boss h6rder, was
shot dead by Mexican herder in his
employ. The Mexican mounted feet
horse and started for Texas, but was
pursued by two cowboys, who overlook
him two hundred and fifty miles south of
Abline and shot him dead
Warren has been quite startled by
little series of bold burglaries. Last
Wednesday night thieves entered Hub
I er's jewelly store and carried of five Or
six thousand dollars worth of ware, and
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