Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-11-02
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\. ing for her fourth divorce. @.
A fve-year-oId girl in Cambridge.
+ Mass, sent her threedollars to Chicago.
2 2 The Michigan apple crop IS in
i One of the rarest gifts-the gift of
/. .tliying. s hal sfo.a'ft ~ S-5lf
sHavea snake?" is the San Fran
cisco Interrogation for drinks. 7s
st. Louis has provided homes for 90
, 600 destitute people from Chicago.
Z A boy who undertook to ride a horse
radish is now practicesng on saddleof
. mutton. 5. - si sara17.Ia
Forty rural editors of Tennessee are
in the hands of their friends for Public
!, Frlnter: fsgi4iol - s9n ssrI-asni
SThe Episcopal convention proposes
to forbid the marriage of divorced per-
lsOns. -
The happiest people in Chicago inst
now are those who have laid ND their
treasures in heaven. 80
| Water is quoted at six cents a glass
and whisky at four in certain parts of
Colorado. a - u 5'i9z
I It costs over S99, 900 month to sup
4 port the Chicago police, and over $17-
900 to support the firedepartment.
Josh Billings, says s'knowing howto
Esit square on:a bile without hurting tits
oneof the lost arts. a7.s 80. 70
AnOregon toast over glass ST the
ardent: Here's what makes US wear
old Clothes" -. ..l,.s.-..-sT
chilly man and tired dog? One wears
a great coat and the other pants.
The New Orleans girls complain that
the young men don't tease them
enough. -'''5
The hunters f.Utah are now Iuxuri-
ating in the height of their prairie
chicken season.
Ambition and religion should both
be in harmony. The symbol of both is
aspire. ni17 17'-
The young woman who cuts and piles
a cord of wood daily, has got around to
Maine. -ia .rGt
Some people argue-very logical
ly, too-it is impossible to keep your
word if you give it. -.it
1t is a queer woman that asks no
questions, but woman who does is the
querest. ..-----
A Mrs. Spratt, of Bureau County, III.
claims to have had tWenty-six little
spratts. -.a $50 s@s -sf,
A stupid exquisite, at wedding,
wished the bride ''many happy returns
of the occasion"
An Iowa wife made an unpleasant
mistake the other day; she put starch
in her husbands beer, thinking itwas
arsenic.
Mrs. Hodge, the wife of the default
ing paymaster, is said to be lying at
the point of death, from grief caused by
her husbands conduct. daiz
The yellow fever is raging in the in
land towns of Mississippi. Efforts are
made to suppress all Information, con-
cerning it. 'l - ;li gniissfi1
Punch's mental philosophy. What
is mind? No matter. What is mat
tero Never mind. What is the na-
ture of the soul? tits immaterial.
The good natured San Francisco
sheriff takes the jury to the theatre at
night, when its members are not per
mitted to go home. 4r
st. Louis gamblers are out with a
circular setting forth the great losses of
the'city oecasioned.by the suppression Of
gambling.
'DraysOn, the English geoloeist, thinks
the glacial epoch continued 16, 600 years
Perhaps it did; but it is to late now to
An Indiana groom kissed the bride
so loudly as to exort a round Ofapplause
from the assembled audience at the
wedding 1 .i-i
In st. Catharine's, Canada, last week,
Mrs. Brennans, in a fit of Insanity,
herself in a cask, containing
but two feet If water .iKeisgl 81 ys3
The ladies of Covington engaged in
sewing Tor the Chicago sufferers keep
sixteen sewing machines running, and
turn out about one hundred garments
per day. X, ..-,......,.... -..fsf,....
The right of women to vote in parish
matters was conceded in one of the
Boston churches last week. The ques-
ion was upon a change N hour for the
service. rs 5.-l lsi--l
A sharp Toledo girl said of a gentle
nan to whom she had Just been intro
iuced that he would be very presenta-
Die if the Lord hadn't turned up so
n ueh ofhis legs to make feet OF.
: Gov. Sprague and his brother, of
are putting up 100000
to perpetuate their virtues
when they pass across to the other
;ide.i
A Missouri husband whose wife has
lpplsed for divorce, writes a protest
o the Judge, in which he says: ''This
I'm thing call diyOce has, in my OPP
oinion, parted many a man and his
wife. r'' H i' -
A shrewd little fellow was intrusted
o.the care ofan uncle, who fed the boy
,ery poorly. One day he fappenedto
ee a greyhound, whereupon he asked
he little fellow ifhe knew what made
he dog so poor. The reply was eX-
,ect he lives with his uncle.
A set of paper car wheels, on one of
he Pullman cars, running 10 Jersey
Iity, have run over 100000 miles Of
rack, and worn out entirely one set of
teel tires, which have been replaced.
rhe ordinary wheels, it is said, will
.un only 60,0O0 miles. st
Fractiousa Pedagogue-"Havn't
told you time and again that ms is in
he possesive case. You can say has
book but not him book~ Youthful .
ramnSarian-'sLiket to know il folks
ing outen his books. No they don't
Its haaln books, ma says SOP '0s