Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1871-10-13
Varieties

The trip round the world can Dos be nv le IN
eighty days fares, Slli5.
: gallant Frenelmsn having 70 sag some
thing to s young lady vita = IA nose, said
" NaiemJiseie. you aye an anEl come iowa
iroG heaven, but I'm sorry ycu t.ruek oa your
nose"
In some parts O.: Colorado water sells "a, two
cents pint, which shows Tia; they haven lug
their wells deep enough to resea tie quartz
" Have not a right TO be slu,y, il ple.se s.
sssei q young lady of 81 Oh bachelor. Yes,
il you p!else, ucJ not il yoa d.spcase," vas the
reply.
IL was wise negro, sho, in speaking OF .he
happiness of married people, siid-" Dat ar
'psuds si'ogs'ae- on hoE dey joy dsys-iye..'
Everything that locks TO the future. eiesaies
human nature for never is Ike So low. OF 20
little, as when occupied vi,h the present
When q man has done someihia, TO DELIGHT
the world, tie world will thcaceflrth take care
tast he shall not do IL ss,oli tine
Strip me of the robe q pride. clothe ne
with humility were tae words sung by q
Louisville choir as lady, whose dress vas
white sltin and point lace, With q long train
carried by a page, pissei up the aisls
a D.
the Grand jury Of New Haven agsins; Mr..
LyliA SnefAan' lae pefuy po'soner. Her trial
viii commence next week.
The uew liquor Law Hlrks 90 charm Ia NJ
clignn. when unfortunate Jipplers are locked
up lhe'r iem'e re.A. A.''aS ijrce the ss.ooniat to
psy She fine under threat Of prosecution.
Two Indianapolis gentlemen slunc mus;a-I
pots, pickles ani things Al each other across a
hotel table 10 shile away the iciium 4 waiting
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IL cos's New f1ts ely something for printing
ana sislon2ry. During iheyesr 1889 sni 1870
aui part % ISL, The grand total paid was
>-.o49'o-oo 3D.
4 bogus }. F.ske. Jr., has been visiting rut-
nsm bay. snd the uuiul,Tsd Inhabitants enter
ts'uei him grs'uitously ia the NOS; handsome
manner for number o.! days
There is always aouethiur great in that ra,a
against whom the world eEciaims, at whom
every one 'hioSs a stone aud on whose chsrac-
,eI d" attempt 10 TX thousand crimes Tithout
being ah'e &c prove one.
A Eeltinformel writer saws that more tina,
1900 acres cf the rest timber In 4 Ar,eris, s-r
cut every year to supply the den,nd for rail-
way sleepers alone. In sip.le ye,r the loco
motives ia the United States consumed $50
u0o,nOO worth OF wood.
Mas Patience Opsi3iet of Grass Like isone
hundred ye,-s OF ace ami . p.v,l,,il,sr, no.,
soncr She eats without the u.s. Of s.rc,,s.e-.
and can lake brcsI j., f,.- f,,.,,.,ss
rA--..-,.,-...t.---,.-,
rssl f- .,l - "l'-.i IA !" ~ y lfe u5
-. - -. ..in, u.'l-ce, envy ana Ioiy aad
e1anloved for evil9h,,,irit, .,r,s-.,,'e,, .,-l
Hbersi;tv
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81 .il'..I. ,',A' VINO nave never COMMIT
'e' " o'uHo1I' "nos1 hearts are AZ diy as dust
oIi o'.e.s ".o pave constantly traa'Eressed,
,tIis i1.uies were as VA N anu qack As
'nose ol an angei--Ceild Burleiya.
The oldes, placticing physician in America
gI,-s - "a az 'ii srli' ~ " l. -
norsly f,- cG - :; l,' , ''--,'.''' - o'i','"-
ma tb,,,t, - - - 'N' iH
l7 y '''''''' y''
he"9 -.hVen'ei hy-paper IN Iitusvile is
covered win iiu iuo-1lycerine, glue and molasses.
lAe mes. attracted by the molasses, alight, aud
are s'ucA ias' y 'he glae. Should sny get away.
'ney procee' 70 ruo thelF l,ss together n costa
the nitro-ylyceriDe sdberinc 10 tbsir ,e., go
limbs to explode, blowing them to atoms
Tho r,..-.;, 3 D-s.:1.. -
nainfei hy NJ Eanio,. - ~ 1tl' ieoenuy
Ior;,,I Soo;s,, i ~ =. =. -. 'Hs ,Iis
,o., I, ra,,.as,.,,. ~. v-0eilen' ~
sj,;o, ,1ith iaf, - .e..en. "a ~ easy Pc
Will hSs T;abt bsns ~ hoilg s','us ufO1 tIo,s'
,'er,s,I ~ ,sb;.t ia 'he
80 'rbo a.. ''-e -,3' a IA "a Sou'eF
j., - g S''o"s III 0'i'' ana 'ehder
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me sports ol ni'odtd brito1s are truly ele-'
Vaung. At Sheffield, England. lately A nissr-