The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1871-12-08
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For the Courier.
Nix. ED.roR DEAR SiR:-If ii was
not for shameful SANDER Mr.. Qniz
committed unto my person, ] would let
him rest on his laurcls, which duly be-
long to him for his manful retreat. Hut
ms the brave captain appeared again,
lust like u iawlc>s guerrilla, aiming at
,ae from a thickrt, l shall certainly
break another lance with him and throw
him again out Of lis saddle, much more
'.pecuiiar to myself than ever.
No. One.-Some years ago Mr.. Qniz
told me he was Il better Christian than
ever could be. proved TO him ont of
his own Bible that lie was a hcathcn,
and he 'borc il mcekly.'
No. Two. Ey his latest production
Mr.. Quiz entirely surrendered, because
his words read, not satisfied with This
victory" etc. and Quiz bore il meek
ly." etc.
NJ. Three. CAPT. Quiz now unlaw-
fully carries concealed weapons. Aud
ii il were true what lie relates in hi, cd
llc," could tell him, '.if he had studied
little more of Zoology he should Ger
saim!y know that only the lowest classes
"r animal, AMI mankind gloriiy and li.c
and wasl. themselves clean IL tho c..,'
Of Others. lsui all tn, liable is untrue.
and I vii! give MIR. Quiz a fair chance
10 become liz ova:r Of two little vine
yards anil a su.,li brick l.ou>r, il he can
prove thu, h. ever, iurin. The late re-
brliion. stood guard a> many nights rs ]
have is Il member OF u Iinmcguari. or il
l,c ever h..s paid 10 tie government as
much money rs have durin.s the war.
bet Mr.. Quiz my whole property
agains: only $40 on his part.
No. Four. -l,u! just by snch SANDER
every honest man an find on: Of what
stuff Mr.. Qui: is made. Though Mr..
Quiz is no riddle to mel really roml''
not swear if llc lie a lawyer or q liar. a
preacher ar a teacher. a doctor or
guack. a reasonable man or fool; hut
Just im,ayinar;ly see him rs carpet
h,y Radical, pcdlling pills and doses q
tluiminc III the rear of Tie army, some
times cru,l!y sawin. or a leg or arm OF
suffering soldier : far off AMI safe from
the wl,istiiug balls. Aud ,l,c suiicrin.
soldier got about SIS per- month. while
lie carpct.baggcr got Sllo. Capt. Vaiz
calls this patriotism!
No. Five Because did not take
leave Of the most lovely Capt. Quiz, hc
Gays that lei Jasper during night
time. I wen. on tho rc .,u!1r ssarr III
broad d,y light. Aud lcit my old
shoes for Capt. Quiz, in case DIR. Huber
should not leave jasper. Also. The shoes
were too old, and I wanted buy ne"
o,,cs. Quiz didn't pay for either OF them
No. Six. Every school boy reads IL
Mctinflcy's third reader, that ~ fable i
a fictitious story, in which animals OF
plants are supposed to talk,' ETC., there
fore his insimuation and SANDER arc M
faLlos nj all, hut an abortion and chime
m Of az unc,lncatcd BRAIN. i,s
No. Seven. ~ As Mr.. Quiz seems IN b.
a Radical and Temperance man both
II puzzles me much, how these two l'ar
ties could have joined 10 elect the drunk
ard and smoker Grant, President.
yes, can only see one reason in it.
that tho Dutch pronounce 'rads' th
same way as ..rais," which are stealth
species Of animals.
I challenge Capt. Quiz to prove TO III
That II be not L nc. what now tell him
With omc-half Of ihc money the lat
war cost tho Nation, every co!orc
Mial, woman and child, could have bee
bought fice, rot TO say much Of the hun
drctl Thousands Of lives and bloods!c'
tho stealing carpct-baggcrss aud "rad'
have sacrificed to Gil their pocket
a Democratic Government would NJ
I,avc made so many widows aud o
plans and broken hearts, 10 he supper
cdhy che now living generation:
Democratic Government would ncv'
have hcapcd up the debt IT, billion
which viii never bc iail rs long as So
cral genera 'icns o, rni,c> 1--we.