The Planters' banner. [volume] (Franklin, Attakapas Co., Lou.) 1849-1872, 1871-05-17
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Ii Is hard t" respect old ''Gr whrr ONE
@rt> sold" on . ycn. r""i" r'r = chickens
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Sch'raiiy Il way.
The latest edition Of jlIJoil's eafncs-A
petroleum explosion.
\ poor washerwomun SAYS that while
there's life there's soap Lets soap 50,
ather.
Although Il blacksmith j. q fnrerr. vau
cannot fairly call him thief hccause hc
nails shoes.
wrI-to-do DIAL fisherman. au his
daughters wedding day. lately. g:,vr hcra
smack.
Af,hcrmln on the dock rot bite vc.-
terday, bat SAYS he'll kill the dog that dill
it. if it takes ten years.
4 Hudson uiIknan ya. ovrrhc,rI si,,..-
ing to his fellow cruftmrn. "Yc, wen .,..tl,r
at the river
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tight to prevent w:,ist-faIurss. of co,sct.
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ports. wrote 1.-The Best and last point in the
battle but the printers made IT, ...hc brst
and last piat in the bottler
ran,Iemo, in ,Ii. ci.v uho.o ,vif,. :.
IN the o,-opt rno.t of tho ,iHa c,Il. har, ,l,a
active partner; and at home no one would
ever accuse her OF being the silent ONE.
! A young beginner writes to know whether
| if young man gives him pepper, he can
charge the man with Il salt (We require
time to think over th!Sl
| A Kentucky editor was called out If bed
one night 10 receive q subscrirtion. After
that he sat up NIGHTS for over week but
the offence wasn't repeated
A teacher of vocal music asked an old
! lady if her grandson had an ear for music.
.Wa'al," said the old woman. Il really
don't know: won't you take The candle and
see -
What sustained; our revolutionary sircs
during their struggle for liberty ,: IVES
what a New Canaan peiIaaocuc asked u
bov. and was astnnished when the boy said,
..their legs sir" 2
A thief at Canandaicua entered the rear
of n dwelling and stoIc thc servants shawl
f.am the Kitchen. 5bau want - the front
md Aitel-.r.t,,l Ia sell -. 1ai4L
Inc rag" for military companies at iticl-
i9 'ii9"u d., - at i'.'s "at' -''af'y all iho
o'o '''iI,"l5 III c'" i'"'l.eS 'd't oe'h rGo'Sdn-
I nv ;i;.: "i;.io rPi'piia'eu 20 "si"ia
''o'' '''' i''''''' VIII >"o'' oe All 'aken up
A lady in Utica recently attempted to
hang herself, but the neighbors rushed in
and cut her down. Her husband thinks
some folks had better stay at home and
not meddie with other people aiiairs-
The grandfather If john Hancock was
minister in Lexington fifty -four years. He d.
was man greatly beloved, and was often
called Bishop Hancock on account of
his sainily character. :.
\ Lafayette editor says: I'VE wrote
the other day the harps were 40 longer
hung TO the willows, and to onr disgust the
typos set it up Harper is 10 longer hung
to the widows"
4 CEicooo roercton, adv,ri;sela - ..ho,
vnnted and befnre Inc ,,ot down tow, lis
clerk met him breathess. and told him that
his wife had twin boys. Oh, i pays - a.
vertise
..WeU S;,mho- what's ver nm f., po,v-,
dovsf, 20 * n ca,ne,;,.r and ;iper, ;,
He 7 ,,uess yey is. Vh.; .Ieuar,mcut
do you nrrfora1 , What .crnrtIncrt1
Why. does iha circular work What's
dat p WHY, turns dc grindstouc.''
A vouncster. while pcrusinc y ch,,,cr il;
Genesis turned TO his motheT and inonir,d
;f tbe neonla in those dav. us.,, tn do .uu.
ON the eroand. II was discovered ;ba, me
had been readino the pas.opc. And the
sous OF men multiplied upon the face OF
tue earth
Madame" said an ill-teInptEed physi-
elan to IL lady patient, ''if women are adj
mitted to Paradise their tongues would
make it purgatory." And if some doe
tors were allowed 70 practice there re
torted the lady. they would make it d,.s-
ert.''
A friend relates the following: 4 nile
or two from town he met a boy on horse
back. CRYING with cold. why don't you
get down and lead rim That is the way
to keep warm. No" said the boy. ''it's
Il b-bborrowcd horse and I'll ride him if
freeze
The fact is said an elderly wife. IA
man does not ku0yy how TO strHiOhtpn uu