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GIVEN UP As LOST.

The second thing is. tho patients must stay ina
warm rom n, a ,hey fst We @ nbsn rs ,hs nn, mn
are diseased but y must be prevented dora O. cure cure
especially in this section OF the country, ~ the
fall and winter season, urc nll wrong Physi-
tients II their lungs are badly diseased and yet
because they are in the house. thcy must nUt
as much and aHae as fast as the strength viii SeaT 70
get up good circulation of blood The patients
%e Ts. sSSs afest a. ~sS the ape
n,e and Is the great . pom, point to & gain; =,
possibility in the worst cases; and moral GER
an n all osne,s ss + sinful p Il hs psr
was In these modest words:
as Ts as m .hs a:s @ stage: e 5 ns
time my physicians thought that could not live
s,aws heard Of ana oStaine1 the % pfspsrasons
which now oner to the public, and they made
could 't feel % them m penetrate pen my whois system.
They soon ripencd the matter In my lungs. and
yellow matter every morning for q long time.
"As soon as that began 70 subside. my cough.
with dfnsalty shs. could ss iesP i.sp eating ioo
~ -: ~sisssd shortly after my recovery"
skeleton; my weight was only ninety seven
twenty rs, pSan d.. snd for years P have enc enc
toyed uninterrupted health"
visits 10 New-YOrk and Boston. He or his son.
Dr j. II. schenck, Jr., still continue TO see pa
tients at their ONCE, No Is North sixth Street,
philadelphia, every saturday from N; to3p.M.
Those who wish thorough examinat,on sith
promoter declares tho exact condition Of the
lungs, and patients can READILY learn whether
they are curable or not.
The directions for taking the medicines are
adapted to the intelligence even OF child. Fob
low these directions, and kind Nature will do the
rest, excepting that In some cases the Mandrake
pills are TO be taken In Increased doses; the
three medici need no other Accomplishments
than the ample Instructions that accompany
them: First create appetite. or returning
health. hunger Is the most welcome symptom.
wher IL comes. as II will come, let the despair.
ing at once be of good cheer. Good blood At once
follows, the cough Ioosens, the night sweat "
nbated. In n short time both OF these morbid
symptoms are gone forever.
Dr. schenck's medicines are constantly kept In
tens of thousands of families. As a laxative on
purgative, the Mandrake Pills are standard pre-
paration while the Pulmonic Syrup u cure
OF coughs and colds. may be regarded IA pro-
Phylac:eric against consumption IN any OF its
forms.
Price OF tho Pulmonic Syrup and Sea-weed
Tonic, ~ 80 bottle, or $40 half dosen. Man.
drake Pulls, 25 cents box. For 2aio by all drug
slsts and dealers.
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OUR CHURCHES.

4 Eighth.street.
saching. sabbath at lOIa a. ", aud ~ p.S.
aver meeting, Wednesday at ~ ~.
nday School, p.s. J. NJ. Lansden. snper.
b endent. he'' u H. r"o''' r~''''
'rUopIsr-Cor. r. Ighth and Walnut st-.
peaching, Sabbath lO15 A. NJ, and 7 Ps
ever meeting, Wednesday, 7'iP.s.
nday school 3r.x. l.. W. stilsell, super
ondent. Rev. p. l.. Thompson, Pastor.
RICH OF THE REDEEMER-(EpscoPaD
4, ,rning prayers, sabbath To-. '.s.
eningeprsyer- -7hr.N.
bath school, 9A.N.
Rev. Ma. Co,s, Rector.
rPATRIcK's CnURCH-cor. Ninth ST. and
4 ashington Avenue.
Bile Service, sabbath ~ and Ioi. An.
spers, 3P.N
Z nday School, pm.
gryice every day, SPIN.
Rev. p. J. o'HALLoRsS, Priest.
kusTIAN-E ighteenth street.
\ esching, sabbath lota 4. NJ, and 712P.A'
Rev, ]. FRIESp, Pastor.
ssION SUNDAY sCHooI.-In the Christian
urch, Eighteenth Street. Sabbath Scnool 5
/, J. b. REED, Superintendent.
NG MEMS CHRISTIAN AsSoCIATloN-Reg.
Ar meeting second Monday each month at the
aver room Of the Presbyterian Church.
4 eekly Prayer meeting, Friday, IA p. NJ, at
@ Prayer room Of the Presbyterian church.
ns G. PARsoSs, President.
kucAH NJ. E.--Fonrteen,h 81, between Walnut
ID Cedar.
Il ryices, sabbath, ii AN.
lnday school. ~ pm.
ass 3p.h,
S.esching, 7Xp.S. Rev. W. II. BHows Pastor.
noNp FREE WILL BAPTisT-Fifteenlh 81.
" tween Walnut and Cedar.
cty,ces Sabbath, ~ and 3r.N.
Rev. N. RIcks, Pastor.
CT WILL. BAPTIST HOME MISSION sun
y scHoOIx-Corner walnut and Cedar SIS.
,ndsy school, sAs N.
lsT FREE WILL BAPTIST CHuRcH-cnr-
" a Barracks.
,,ioes. sabbath II AN, 81. NJ. and NJ.
Rev. WM. KELLEY. Pastor,
OF MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHuRcH-se'
,.n 10Th and nth streets, near Cedar
.saoh,np sabbath lOla A, NJ, and ~ Pm
= aver Meeting, Wednesday evening.
|6 ,eaching, Friday evening.
n bbath school, ~ P.N NJ, John Van Baxter am
ary stephens superintendents.
ia Rey. Il. J. SHORES, Pastor,
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SPECIAL NOTICES.
BATCHELOR,s HAZE DYE.

This superb Hair Dye Is the srsr IN rHH WORLD
Perfectly Harmless, Reliable and Insthanteous'
No disappointment. No Ridiculous Tints or Un.
pleasant Odor. The genuine W. A. Bachelors
Hair Dye produces IMMEDIATELY splendid
Black or natural Brown. Does not Stain the
Skin, but leaves the Hair Clean, Soft and Besuti.
full. The only Safe and Perfect Dye.
Sold by all druggists. Factor y IL Bond Street,
New York Isny2tdeodkwly
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DID YOU EvER?-"No, never, saw
more cozy and complete barber shop than
tha, of Anthony Eschbach, one door be.
low the post Office. The room has been
nswly pnrered the floor newly covered
and the whole establishment; put in first
class order. Eschbach is one of the most
experienced, skillful and accommodating
BARRIERS in the State, employs courteous
and expert assistants, and keeps just such
a shop as citizens and strangers will take
a solid satisfaction in patronizing.
mylSdlm
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FRANCE.
PRocLAMATIoS or THE INTERNATIONAL

PROCLAMATION or THE INTERNATIONAL
SOCIETY.
PARIS, June l6.-A proclamation has
been issued by order Of the International
society which declares We are disarmed
hut not conquered, and are still one hum
dred thousand strong. Favre and Trocbu
were the authors of our misfortunes, aided
by capital and the priesthood. We accept
the responsibility of the conAagration.
We must have no interior deputies
division at the polls. The reaction took
away our arms, but not our votes. Nive
la Social Republiqne Vive la Com
mune ......... .....
TIE MONARCHIsT PROGRAMME.
VERSAILLES. June l6.--The journalists
who have constituted themselves an cleo
toral committee offer to tho electors a col
lective list of candidates, but the repub-
lican journals refuse to accept, the pro-
gramme.
ARREST OF M.pYATT.
It's reported that NJ. Pyatt has been
arrested at La Villctte, diguised ms
priest.
General Fabriel has presented his com
pliments to Theirs uron the overthrow OF
the Commune.
THE ARMY OF 0CCUPATioN.
Bismarck has promised to diminish the
German army of occupation in France,
The amount of the proposed French
long loan will, II Is now said, be reduced
one-ffth. BOO
PARis, juno l6.-Augustin Cochin, enc
OF the leaders of the clerical party, has
been appointed project of the department
of Seine ct Oise.i.
REPuBLICAlsM.
Nj. Cogueren has written letter to the
press, urging the necessity of republican
form OF government for France. The re-
publican journals condemn the proposed
military review of Sunday as impolitc and
In bad taste.
NJ. Glais Bizoir is a candidate for the
assembly for one of the Paris districts
! He Is a supporter of Theira J =.
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Medts.-The branch meat shop of James
Kynaston, located on Commercial avenue,
next door to the grocery store of james
Carroll, is now in full blast, and this pop
ular butcher is supplying all the refined
meat eaters Of that portion of the Fourth
Ward with splendid meat II you have
not tried him give him q call If
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HAMILToN's Buchu and Dardelon, rs
good an article as Helmbolds Buchu and
for less money, for sale at p. G, Schuhs
doug store. my24u
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-18

DINnING and ruling doLe in a 6rst-ciass man
ID ner in the bulletin bindery. This depart.
ment ~ complete. snd nav m.ly prepart Tor all
kinds of work In the binding line,
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JOHN H. OBERIY & CO., PROPRIETORS
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
STATE OFFICERS.

,yetn =, John NJ Palmer
euienan, Governor, John Donghertyi
r,eiary u state. Elward Rumm"l
ID tor Of state, g. T.. L'ppincot
,te Trea-nrsr, r. y. Bates;
III. putlic destruction, Newton Bateman.
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CONGRESSMEN.

nator- Lyman Trumbull and John A. Logan
presrn'aiiye for the state o., Larse-Naan"y
nrcsen,atiye Thirteenth District-John N,
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KEEP COOL -Keirigerators, ice chests
water coolers, \ l. leo cream free;ers
bath tubs, japanned cloth for window
screens, etc, etc, at
BEERWART, ORTIZ Il CO.'S,
mylstf 1876 Com. Ave.
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RILLA
pu,.- ali yfup.,ops or the Skin
me-, ,,u,t a.. rtt.tn ryTRAYr -NHsApA-
NULL"
hILlA
Cures tIe wort form ui blood Diseases.
HELNBoLDs FLUID EXTRACT sAESAPA-
uttLA
Ihisrs h'"'hy inio we O'''""''"h "i the
HILMBoIp's FLUID EXTRACT sAgsAPA-
EILLA
| Beauties the Complexion.
| All Powders and outward apy.trntou- DESTROY
| the kin render ng Il harsh nad coarse. Look AZ
the skin Of Oh maid aud Those who have use, used
| and use
|
uELNBoLD FLUIp EXTRACT sARsArA-
Ono hattie il. eop,, in .,re,c,b to one gallon Of
the syrHn. or pacoe.i6ns a. isuslly msio and
aSlhe,sa', HldsS ~ IN pt SEer tns
.e e"a.s. =, I,,n,N I,I..i '''.'"' ''' =" ''''
! "Ay' ue'R"'"' p"'"'"se'
p,,,
hELMboLD 'AlA" IA "hHrh riLL"
HELMBoLD's CATAwBA GRAPE PILLS
!
A,les..nt safe and agreeable Cathartic,
|
HELMDoLD's cATAwBA CRAZE PILLS
Ir.., II, all affections whore 4, pur0ative Medicine
! j. needed.
uporn's c.r,vp, np ,pp wis
hIh"P'-D - - " '-N '-'' ' '"''
""'''''H w '''''' '''' NM" -
HELMBoLD cAIAWBA CRAZE FILLS
|
! snpersede Magne-ia, sslts and every other Pur-
gsuve.
HELMBOLDs CATAw BA CRAZE PILLS,
Certain in effect. and pleasant 10 operation
uut utuuotu' , .T.wu. cp,pr pttt
"N ""N' u '''
,.,,ipu
NV i "'
/ ...-.., -. -, ..,
HELMboLDs cArA"bA 'RAfh FILLS
,.-
~ E.trant Rsnhtrh.
Purchase two bottles Of HELMBoLD's SARSA
PARlLLA and one box OF PlLLs-worth then
No better investment can be made Tor so small
asum.
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LAST CHANCE.-The time draws near.
Secure your tickets in the Grand GIFT
Legal Festival in aid of public library,
at Omaha before you have to pay large
premium 1t is said to be grand sue
cess. Everybody is confident it is con-
Quoted on the square.
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AlJa's.-The barber shop Of VIM. Alba,
on Commercial avenue, near the corner of
Eighth street, is the place to which all
lovers of good, close shave with razors
sharper than the wit OF twenty Jerrolds,
wind their way. II
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;MBERs GENERAL ASSEMBLY.

Iiators, 1T Dis,rict--T. A. T.. Holcomb, OF
70, and :. X. Gibson, of Gal!atin.
preventative, 1T D-iri til Watson Webb.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-18

ST. NICHOLAS. DAY boarders can Sc
cure good accommodations ut the ST. Mich
olas formerly the -. James, at 81 per
week. The house is at the corner of Ohio
levee and Eighth street, q central location.
and is proprietored by Harry Walker,
who is alive to the wants of his patrons.
Parties desiring boarding aud lodging can
learn terms on inquiry at the office.
may3dtf
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FOREIGN.
TRIuhPHAL ENTRY oF THE GEREAN ARMY
INTO BERLIS.--THE ENTRY.

iNiO bEhIIN.-IHk kNlhT.
BERLIN, June le.-The triumphal entry
Of the army, and the Inauguration of the
equestrian statute Of King Frederick
William I'LL, took pace to-day in exact
accordance with the programme given In
the imperial proclamation of the l2th.
The weather was most favorable for the
display, and the city was crowded with
people, who have been thronging hither
for the past fortnight. The streets IN the
line of march were decorated, and IN
the public square triumphal arches were
raised and platforms erected to accomo-
date thousands of spectators.
was one OF the most magnificent OF mod
ern times, headed by the eagles and stand
ardy captured from the French. II moved
in the order set forth Ia the imperial pro-
gramme, from Tempelhof field 10 the pal
aces, between two rows OF cannon, num-
bering some 200o, taken during the war.
Addresses OF welcome and congratulation
were presented, when the emperor, Mt the
head Of a brilliant cortege, rode down the
"Via Triumphals," which had been con-
structed in horror Of the occasion. The
road was strewen with flowers us he ad-
vanccd by hundreds Of young girls dressed
in white. The army then entered the
gate with the Prussian guards at the head
Of the line 1t was mainly composed Of
detachments representing every regiment
which took part in the war, each bearing
the regimental colors.
THE EMPEROR
standing at the foot of the statue, deliver
ed a speech, closing with these words
This monument, which was projectad in
time of the profoundest peace, now be-
comes memorial of one Of the most brill
liant, though bloodiest OF modern wars.
Mag the peace, so dearly achieved, be a
lasting one" The ceremonies closed with
comforting honors on the victorious com
maIders. Numerous orders were granted
by the emperor, and hereditary command
Of the most distinguished regiments Wa.
given to various generals and princes.
Among those who received marks OF
fame from the hands Of the emperor,
were Prince George, of Saxony, and
Prince Leopold, Of Bavaria.
GEN. voN ROOM
WAS elevated to the rank OF count Of the
empire, and General Won Moltko was
made field martial OF the imperial army.
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BINDING.

$1,000 ---------- --------- ---------------------
THE CAIRO BULLETIN;
Weekly Edition,
Is the cheapest paper published in the II te ~
j Illinois, and should e read IN every family IN
Egypt" IL u offered M the very loX price OF
ONE DOLLAR PER ANNNUM.
The Bulletin will advocate the principles OF the
democratic party, ana lttor lealonsly 20 lnfd,e
into the organization the enthusiasm when ~ the
"olden time" 80 often gave the gow rnmeni INTO
ITS hands,
All the latest news of the Jay;
A earefUlly prepsrrd agricultural column,
The news Of Souihe Illinois;
Ihe freshest market reports
Anu everything Interesting
WILL be found in the Cairo Weekly Bulletin. EV-
cry person Interested Ia the welfare OF Southern
Illinois should lAtor TO extend the ejaculation OF
the bulletin.
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,uNICIpAL GOVERN MENT.

1 iCNICIPAL GOVERN MEST.
I, yor--lohn N. L'nsden.
!, a-uier-J. Is. Taylor.
a NITRO let-E. A. Burnett.
rk-NichRel Howley.
y r-ha.- Andrew C,iE.
! orney-P. n, Pope.
4 ice Magistrstes--F. Bros aud B. shan
= ef OF Police--L. II. Myer-.
4 ice Cons,ables--John Sheshal day, and
rH. v.lrrun and J. W. sumner, tnighiJ
!. SELECT COUNCIL.
b yor--John NJ. I.Ansden,
y st ward--P. q. sehuh.
ond Hard-c. X. Woodward.
~ ird wsId-Jno. Wood.
ur,h Wards. stats Taylor.
3 vat. Iargc--w. p Halliday and j. hntd'
BOARD OF ALDERMEN.
r WARp-Janes r. arden,
leo Kieb,
I.ANc Walden.
NJSp wARD-R. II. Cunningham,
T.. Buder,
Henry Winter,
Jimss sssyue.
RID wARD-wn. stration,
Patrick FitEsc: aii.
RTH wARlI-Jsme- Carroll,
q. H. sease,
I III Meicalf
Time Of Meeting.
utl ,0UN,u.
i Ciiy Council meets ~ JOINT session on
az tvening preceding the first Monday OF
month.
sELF,r ,DtN'iL.
eg.lect Council meets on IA" first Wednes'
= And Thursday, sitter the second Monday III
month.
HoAsb % ALDEEALs.
Board Of Aldermen meets on the hrr'
!, day and TI'e-day in every month.
u COMMITTEES or THE COUNCIL
4 S,y,sEMessr-. Taylor, walder. Winter
and Metcalf
naa1,-Mes-rs Gum ngiam, schuh, FitIRer
sea.e and Hslliday.
,nv,s-Messrs. Wood, Cunningham aud kleb
a II, and JaR-Messrs. Carroll, buder an'
= ivard
+. ,,aa,,,s-Messrs. sease, wsider and Taylor
D,,artmsni-Messrs. R.Aden, swayne sn'
r. day. ,.
Ia ,t,,.--Nessi,. schuh, Winter and hleb.
,,,,,,o---Me.srs. Woodward, s~ayns and bnder
y n.t,-Messrs. Hurd, stratton and Me'esli.
~ md Of H,aith--The Mayor, and hessfs' Nesf
Winter, Stratton and CAROL.
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A SUPPLY OF GOOD BLOOD.

The Sea-weed Tonic, in conjunction with tho
Pills, permeates and assimilntes with the food.
Qualification Is now progressing without Its pre-.
vious torturcs. Digestion becomes painless. and
the cure is seen tD be at hand. There IL no more
appetite sets In.
Now comes the greatest Blood Purifier ever yct
given by an indulgent father 10 suffering man.
Schenck's Pulmonic Syrup comes In tn perform
Its functions and to hasten and complete the
cure. 1t enters at once upon its work. Nature
can not be cheated. II collects and ripens the
impaired and diseased portions Of the lungs.
In the form OF gatherings, II prepares them for
expectoution, and 10! In a very short time tho
Inalady Is vanquished, the rotten throne that IL
occupied Is renovated and made new, and tho
patient In all the dignity of regained vigor, steps
forth to enjoy tho manhood or wOmanliOod that
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BARBE RS.
j. GEO. SrEINHOUSE,
ASHIONABLE BARBER,
Cor. s,l,.st. and Commercial.av.
''sharp RAzors,
pS-Clean Towels and
ss-skllfull Workmen.

N-Ladies and childrcn's hair cut and sham
,ed, either al the shop or at their own homes
U-Gentlemen's whiskers and hair dyed In
Z tertI6c manner. Satisfaction guaranteed.
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COUNTY OFFICERS.
CIRCUIT 90

CIRCUIT COUNT.
lge-p. !. Baker, Of Alexander.
,.ecntina Attorney. y. M'Cafinel' "'
ac.
cuit Clsfk-JnO. Y. iiarnan.
.rifi-A. ~. Irsin.
COUNTY COURT.
lge--P. Bross.
oc.a'e,-I. n. accrite AMI =. March 'don'
! k-Jacob q. Lynch.
oner-Henry Gossman.
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BULLETIN BUILDING. WASHINGTON AVE.
Pm YSlCIAHs.
A. WADGYMAR. NJ. D.,

t)alsiClAN' Surgeon and Accouheur, formerly
L oi Anna, Union county, Illinois, has per-
ayepse, between Eighth and Ninth streets West
sioe' marty
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CONSUMPTION.
ITS CURE AND ITS PREVENTIVE
BY DIR. j. II. SCHENCK, NJ. ID.

Many human beng has passed a~ay for whose
death there was NO other reason than the neglect
Unknown and indlsputably proven means Of cure
Those near and dear to family and friends are
sleeping the drehinless slumber into which, had
they calmly adopted
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LNRED BLANKENBu RG's saloon is newly 1T
IL ted up, and in the most elegant style. 10 IL
supplied with the finest wines, liquors, beer, OIL
gars, et., that can be found 70 the city. Do not
forget the place, corner OF Washington avenue
and Fourteenth street. f.la
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CONsUM PTION.
"LEAvE NO STING BEHIND"

The Mandrake pills are composed OF one Of Ma
ture's nobest gifts-the Podophillum Peltatum.
They possess all the blood searching. alternative
PROPERTIES OF calomel, but. unlike calomei, they
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THE LATEST WORD

is that the ball did not penetrate TO the
intestines asd would not prove mortal.
He has perfect possession Of his faculties.
The pistol used was Smith d Wesson.
No one knows how it came to be dis.
charged. The accident has produced in
tense excitement In Lebanon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1871-03-27

Johnsbury, Vt, unable to withstand the cru
city of slanderer, committed suicide last
week.
Newark editor accounts for a contempt
rary wearing clean shirt by saying that
wrecks have been numerous on the Jersey
coast.
Certain Germans have sent Bismark pen,
inkstand and pen-wiper for signing the treaty
of peace, and rendered him table, which he
declined.
gentleman in the coal trade, just return
ed from Pennsylvania, says that some of the
operators predict that the strike of the miners
will continue until about the first of June
A manufacturer Of washboards at Milwau-
kee has hit upon a novel mode of advertising,
in employing a dozen well dressed young
women to go about the town, each with one
of bis scrubbing machines under her arm
Democrat in Quincy, ILL.,, who heard the
tumultuous rejoicings of his brethren over
their unexpected victory, at last turned APP
pealingy to one of them and asked "Where
is New Hampshire, any how?'
Gov. Alcorn of Mississippi telegraphs to
Washington that he is taking measures to
punish the Meridian rioters, and that he wants
no aid from the Government. He asserts
that the State is peaceful, except in few Of
the northern counties.
A candidate for the position of school-teaoh h.
er, in Alabama, recently replied to question
by one of the examiners, do you think the
world is round or fat?" by saying, "Well,
some people think one way and some another :;
and I'll teach round or fat, just as the par
ents please
The rascals who robbed the express train
on the Central Pacific Railroad last tall, paid
their lawyers in the stolen property for de-
| Tending them; now the lawyers are in Jail for
receiving it. The property was hid in the
mountains, and the lawyers were watched
and detected when they went for and recov-
cred it.
A Springfield lady left her little boy at home
to amuse himself with matches, and when
she returned met him in the street. crying.
He said he only made little fire in the bu-
reau drawer and lot of red-shirted men
with great big tea-kettle came and squirted
water all over the house. They saved the
| cellar door.
| Il sail tell you how it vas, drink mine
lager; den put mine hand on mine head
and dere vas vonpain. Den put mine hand
on mine body, and dere vas anoder pain
Den put mine hand in mine pocket ant
dere vas noting. So jine nit de demper'
ance. Now deere ish no pain more in mine
head. and de pain in mine body vas all gone
away. put mine hand in mine pocket, ant
dere vas dventy dollar. So shtay NIT de
temperance"