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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13

Here is a new story about Dean Rich
mond A modest printers devil i'll AL
bany entered the magnate's office, fearing
made his mission Known. After mo-
ment's hesitation, he said, falteringly ::
"Mr Richmond, believe?' eyes, what
do you want of me ~ 81 should like, sir,
to get pass from Albany to Buffalo"
ION what grounds do you ask for pass ~
This with a rising and very rough voice.
ION the grounds, sir, that 1 do not want
to pay my fare" Richmond, without
another word, wrote out pass and hand
ed it to the applicant. The boy took it,
saying, "Thank you; thank you, Mr. Rich
mond." "You needn't thank me; I'm DID
glad to accommodate you. You are the first
person I've ever known to ask for pass
on the right grounds e
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
LATEST BY TELEGRAPH.
FOREIGN NEWS BY THE CABLE
w,s.sIIaueOus and Washington News
WASHINGTON.
THE TAX ON TOBACCO.
sunreme Court Adjournment
Caucus,

WAsH1NGToN, Dec. 12.-The Supreme Court
sdiourns on the 22d of December to the Edo
January.
There was full Cabinet meeting to-day.
1t is stated that four members of the Ways
and Means COMMITTEE have assured the tobacco
men that they will favor a uniform tax of six
teen cents.
The Republican Senators caucused in the
State House to-day upon Joint Committee of
retrenchment and civil service, with no result.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13

A census taker in rural district in Mis-
souri, reports two pair of twins born in the
last three years to happy couple named
Woodbine. Thus is at last found Mr..
Fisk's favorite place "where the Woodbine
tWineth.O
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13

The value of merchandise mot including
dry goods imported at New York last
week, was 50, 1894, 573; in this amount is
included SIS, 140 for ale, S27,67O for cham
payne, 81, 231 for nuts, S37, 162 for jewelry,
and S256, 459 for various fruits. - 81
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
CONGRESSIONAL.
HOIISE.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 12-The Committee on
Elections decided that Clark and Herndon, the
Democratic members from Texas, are entitled
to be sworn in on prima facia evidence of GER
tifcate. The decision does not effect ultimate
results.
HerndOn was seated, but there being objec-
tions in the Clarke case it went over. e v
The House Committed on expenditures decid-
ed to examine the financial condition of all de-
partments
Fornsworths postofice bill. Passed
The bill for relief of purchasers of lands sold
for taxes in revolutionary States. Passed. 81
The bill to pay interest due to South Carolina
was referred to the Claims Committee.
The House went into Committee on Appoint
ment Bill, but no action was taken. Adjourned.
SENATE. farI-af
Mr.. Sumner introduced a bill for mixed
schools in the District of Columbia. He urged
early action, and hoped the example would be
speedily followed in the States. ra.r
Mr.. West introduced the following resolu-
ton THAT the Committee on Finance be re-
quested to inquire into the expediency of ex-
empting from the payment of customs and
duties, all materials, including iron ties import
ed into the United States which are used for
the purpose of bailing or bagging cotton"
Morton's motion to adjourn sine die on the
third Monday in May was amended with pro-
viso that no adjournment take place until the
supplemental civil rights bill, the bill for the
reduction of tariff and the civil service bill
pass. No action was arrived at. Adjourned.
No business of Importance was transacted.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13

"Oh, Tommy, that was abominable in
YOU to eat your little sisters share of the
cake" Why sad Tommy, didn't you
tell me, ma, that was always totake her
part?n r.. /.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13


cine in the market. Although po,rerJA, yet
90 MID and pleasant in their operation, that
The most feeble can take them Nth perfect
safety. ......-
"a They may be safely used at any age,
and at any period, EXCEPT DURING TIE FIRST
THREE MONTHS, during which the unfailing
nature Of their action would infallibly PRE-
vEsT pregnancy.
# All letters seeking information or
advice will DO promptly, freely and discreetly
answered.
~ Each boz contains about 100 piQs, and
IS wrapped in 1o7tae paper printed in deep red
letters, ,oih III and explicit directions enclosed.
81 Sent by nail, free Of postage, on
receipt of price, IS, per box.
RT The Cherokee Pills No. are sold
By all enterprising Druggists in the civilized
world. Some unprincipled dealers, however,
try to sell worthless compounds In place Of
this those which they can purchase at q
cheap price, and make more money. As you
value your health, do not be deceived by such
unprincipled Druggists, ask for these IS, pills,
and take no Others. If the Druggist will not
buy them for you, enclose the money in q
Ietter ana We VIII senQ IneLu 10 you Dy mall,
free Of postage, securely sealed from obser-
Vatioa.
Ladies or Gentlemen can address Us in
perfect confidence, stating fully and plainly
their diseases and symphonic. Patients need
not hesitate because of their inability to visit
us, as wehave treated patients successfully
all portions of the civilized globe, by CORES
pondence.
Patients addressing as viii please state
plainly all the symptoms, and write Post
Office, County, State and name Of writer,
and enclose postage stamp for reply.
Sc We desire to send our thirty-two page
pamphlet, entitled "Man and Woman ne
InVaIIds,'' to every reader Of this paper.
Send address, with Stamp to pay return
postage, and address as follows
81. JoU1s MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
III NORTH SIXTH STREET,
sAINT LOUIS MISSOURI
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13

Why are people who have nothing to be
proud of but their pedigree, like potatoes {?
Because the only good belonging to them
is underground.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
THE TRUE THEORY GA CURE.

RADwAYs SAHsAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT supplies the
SYSTEM through the blood urine sweat and structure
making constituents, with Disseminating, Flesh-mak-
ing Heat or Caloric and Eat-Makng elements All of
its constituents nOurishing purifying and strength
enng 1t repairs heals resolves and drives out of the
body the prOduets of decay and corruption COnsump-
tiOn White Swelling. Dropsy, Syphilis Cancer, Tu-
mOrs &c. all of scrotuOus diathess, and.as such,
within the curative of the Sarsaparan Re-
solvent. ...'
That Scrofula, by whatever name designated, is the
result of deposits from the blood induced caused hu
chronic Inflammation. That those deposits take place
when the blood is poor, weak waery. and incapable
holding in solution its proper constituents or from be
presence of virus poison in the blood, Mcr-
curry Caomel Corrosive Sublimate, which is the Cor
rosivc Chloride of Mercury other agents. given 10
mdicines, and which enters largely in the eOmmCn
advertised Sarsaparlas not absorbed or changed from
tn cir natural condition.
That unless the repairs nutriments greater
than the wastes that decOmpOsitiOnand decay will su
pervene, and the powers of life become exhausted.
That the dying body cannot be sustained any
treatment of medication az exhausts the system
fails nourish the blood, the only ne ium through
which the vital foroes preserved and which the
growth of the body depends.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
Medical.

- = - The symptoms of liver COM
plant are uneasiness and
pain in the SIDE. Sometimes
i NrAaknnHOG E the pain is in the shoulder,
NIMWl INN and is mistaken for rheuma-
tism. The stomach is affected
with loss of appetite and
sickness, bowels in general
costive, some alternating with
lax. The head is troubled with PAIN and dull, heavy
sensation considerable loss of memory, accompanied
zEzszszs1sy1 with painful sensation ofhay-
ing left undone something
which ought to have been
~ doHe. Often complaining of
INER weakness, debility and low
GIfE LII spirits. Sometimes many of
the above symptoms attend
the disease and at other
times very few of them; bu
the liver is generally the organ most involved. Cure
the Liver with
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
THE WASTES OF TnR BOnY

THE WASTES OF TnE BODY
Are supplied with new, healthy and vigorous blood,
that furnishes sound structure. Hence all suffering
AYsSARsAPARILLIAN are arrested, and the rup-
ed hnnla ID
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
E!g|'ss!l||'ls3'l||I||'A||!|''''N
For the Removal Of Distractions and the
Insurance Of Regularity In the Re-
currence Of Monthly Periods.

These PIs are an ,l1ydtlins
Female Regulator, intended for
special cases; those obstinate ones
1chere n,i,der and cheaper medi-
cines fad.
They are composed ofthe most
active and powerful principles OF
plants, roots and berries, 80
highly concentrated that each
pill contains more medicinal
strength than a whole box or
bottle of ordinary dollar medi-
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
Kidney, Bladder,

Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes. Drop
sy( Incontinenee of Urine, Brghts disease Abuminu
ra and in where there Brick dust deposits
the water is thick cloudy mixed with substances like
the white Of an egg threads like white silk there
is morbid dark, bilious appearance and white Bone
dust deposits and where there is prieking, burning
sensation, and pain in the small of the back and along
liam Resolyent aided by tbs application OF Railways
Ready Relief to the spine and small of the back and
the bowels regulated with one or two of Railways
Regulating Pills per day viii, soon make complete
In few days the patient will be enabled to hold
and discharge water naturally without Dain and the
sherry color.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
RAILWAYS
SarsapariIIian ResOIVent,
Has made the most astonishing cures. So
quick, so rapid are the changes the
body undergoes under the inf1u-
ence of this truly Wonderful
Medicine that
EVERY DAY AN INCREASE IN
FLESH AND WEIGHT Is SETN
r. ...| ....r... AND EET N ....

Scrofula, CONSUMPTION, Syphilis in its many forms,
Glandular Disease Ulcers in the Throat and Mouth
Tumors Nodes in the Glands and other parts of the
system; Sore Eyes Strumous Discharges from the Eas;
EruBtive Diseases Of the Eyes Nose, Mouth, and the
worst forms of Skin Diseases EruprOns, Fever Sores,
Scald Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas.
Acne, Black Spots, Worms in the Flesh, TumOrs Can
in the Womb, and all weakening and painful dis
charges Night Sweat and all wastes of the Life Prn
ciple within the Curative range of Railways Sar
saparan Resolvent and few days use win prove to
any using it for either of these forms of disease
its potent power to cure them.
Not only dses the Sarsaparlian ResOlYent excel al
known remedial agents in the of Chronic ScrOu
lous Constitutional Skin und Syphilod diseases. but
IL is the only nositiVe remedy for
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13

lax The head is troubled with PAIN and dull. heavy
sensation considerable loss of memory, accompanied
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-12-13
FEVER AND AGUE CURED.

There is not remedial agent in this world that will
cure Fever and Ague, and all other MaarOus. Bilious
Scarlet. Typhoid Yellow and other Fevers. (aded By
RndHaY's Pills. so quick as Railways Ready Relief
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
NEW FTRNl
Fl. F. CULVER e CO.,

Take pleasure in announcing to the public that they
have leased the property formerly occupied
by ID. W. Gary
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
| UNIVERSAL CLOTHES WIRING,

| UNIVERSAL CLOTHES WIRING
ER Improved with RowgLLs PATENT DOUBLE Goa
WnEELs, and tn! PATENT STOP are now unqucstlonaby
Ear superior to any apparatus for washing clothes ever
invented aud will their coat twice year by saving
labor and clothes.
Those who have used them give testimony as follows:
I'VE Hkc uir machine much could not be persuaded
do without II aud with The nj of Do.y, we feel that
we are masters of the position
ReJ l. SCOT, Biah0p M u. Chrrch.
"In the laundry of my house there Is . perpetual
tlmnksgivlug ON Mondays for the invention
Rer THeOiOre l.. CUYier.
"Eycry week has given stronger hold upun the aiicc.
iohs Of the ininGicl Uf the lamdrv"N y. ObSsrrtr,
Il hagtiiy commend II To economist of time, money
and concnmcut. "-Rtr. Dr. RellOCS.
"FrCHd Duty--Ao last imp 'Oyement OF your wash
ing Machine Is Il complete success. assure you our
Machine after gears use is thought more of today
h.n ever aud would not he parted with under any Cur
cum staucps "-.SOi0a robinson.
The T. y weekly 7yi6UHe, Of Dec Is, 1862 IN answer
correspondence says "Of Washers, there Is none TO
be compared with Doly'b,"
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16

- "" FUN SALEF
NEVEN Acres of Land, with good
AshtAbna Village on south Ridge This IL very deslr
able property 10 any seeking home the town.
Price $4,000. J.. NJ, CROSBY,
MR n. @. CROSBY
Executors of the Estate Of r. Crosby.
Ashtabuln o., Sept. 7th 1871.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
RNISHIN GOODS.
YOUTHS, BOYS AND CHILDRENs CLOTHING
IN GREAT VARIETY.
THE AMERICAN WASHER
PRICE SIS. 60.
The American Washer Saves Money,
Time and Drpdocry,

Time ana DFbuScfys
The Fatigue OF Washing Bay no Longer Dreaded. but
Economy Efficiency, aud Clean Clothing, Sure
In calling atteuton to this little machine few of The
ing machine yet invented J ere here eBHmeTated.
Ii is the acst most compact. most portable, most
simple in construction, mort easily operated. A child
ten years old with u few hours practice can thorough
iustBg. 40 screws to annoy delay In adaptngi 1t
j. always ready Cor Uss II IL perfect little wonder
1t IL miniature giant, dOing more work and OF better
quality. than the elaborate and costly One half
OF the labor il fully saved by its tsc. ard the clothes
will last ouc-alf longer than by the old plan Of the rub
board. 1t viii wash the largest blank l.. Three shirts
nj time. washing thoroughly In word, the ahution
ofDny abric ON Quilt 10 Lace Curtain Cambria
Handkerchief equally within the capacity of the
LITTLE GEM Ii Can be fastened any tub and taken
of NJ will.
No matter how deep rooted prejudice may exist
against Washing Machines, the moment this little
chine Is 10 perform its wonders all duu'ts OF its
cleansing sficnsy and nsility bHnishcd, and the
doubtcr and detracOr at once become the fast friends
Of the machine
we have testimonials without end setting forth its
numerous advantages all others and from hun
drcds who have thrown aside the unwiedy, useless ma
chimes, which baVe sgnaly failed TO accomplish the
object promised III prominent and loud sounding adj
yrrtscments.
IL is perfect for washing wringcr Is for wiring
ing The price another paramount inducement to pur.
ehascrs, has been placed low thGt u Il within the
reach OF every honsckccpr ana there s no article of
domestic economy that will repay the small Investment
so soon.
S5 so.
All that Ia asked Of this GREAT LABOR SAVER is
fair trial. We guarantee each machine to do its work
perfectly. Sole Agents for the United Stdtes
A. II. FRANCISCUS & co.,
5I3 Market ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
The largest and cheapest WOODEN WARE HOUSE
in the United States. 3m40
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
Undertaking.

also keep constantly hand large assortment of
ready made CoiiBs Rose Wood imitation, Black Walnut
and Imitation of Black Walnut. all of which can trim
i'm two hours notice. in style requested, equal to any
city also have a splendid Hearse in readiness when
called for
GRAVE CLOTHES new feature has recently been ad-
dcd this furniture esablis rather to the Tn
dertaker department of itone that cannot fail to COM
mend itself the community and will show the dispo-
stion of the proprietor to make his establishment
perfect may be- II viii far to relieve the work and
hustle incidental to- and repugnan in of be
cavement of preparing the remains of the departed
burial This consists III keeping cand, and ready for
immediate use, stock of grnvc-cethcs. variety
shrouds for both male and female, made up with much
taste aud appropriateness, various in price. and both
black and white materials single order for coffin
mav therefore embrace the habilimcnts of the dead
and thus the friends of the deceased in the midst
of grief from I!ch that parfcuIary dsagrecahle
and ncohgruous in the way OF preparation forhe
JOHN DUCRO.
Ashtahula Ohio Jan. 1st.. 1870 1852 II
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
pRICES-A FATR OFFER.

" the Merchants In your place viii not furnish, or
send for the Machines send us the retail price Washer
SlI Extra WTiuger So aud will forward either or
both machines free of freight to places where no one Is
selling aud they will be liked, that we
agree 10 refund the money If any wishes TO return
tho machlncs rec of freight after month trial, ac-
cOrlng to directions.
No husband, father or brother should permit the
drndgcry OF washing with the hands, httytwo days In
the year when il be done better more expeditions
w. with less labor and injury to the garments, by u
ncty Clothes Nhasher. and u | niNofsal Wringcr.
sud by dealers generally, to whom liberal discounts
made.
II. G. BROWNING, Gen. Agent.
lytOO5 20 COrtlnf DIT St, New York.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
CARRIAGE MANUFACTO'Y

aud are now prepared do all kinds of carriage and
Wagon work. Special attention will be given to all
kinds of repairing.
THE PAINTING will he under the direction of Mr..
Iowcy who has supcriors in this department. Mr..
Culver will havo charge of the Backsnthng. To those
who have hls work during the past summer, he
needs no recommendation. We hope by strict aten.
tiOn to husmess aud and prompt mlhllment of all our
engagements, to merit and a share Of the public
patronage. II
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1871-12-16
Also, a full stock OF
II SN w y IL r..
Having experienced workman special attention is
JOB WORK,
Ayers Sarsaparilla,
FOE PURIFYHNG TAaB RAOeD.

The reputation this ex-
ceileHt me'tlCiHe enjoys,
is derived from its cures,
many of which are irnly
marvellous. lhvetcrHtc
eases of ScrofuluHs dis
ease, whsrC Sic system
seemed saturated with
corruption, have been
purified and cmcd by it.
ScrolUlous affections and
disorders which were ug.
grnvated by. the scrofu;
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-02-24
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Is rapidly supersedlng all other preparations LOT
producing Elegant. Sweet, aud Wholesome ROLLS.
BISCUITS, BREAD. Bueiwheat and other Griddls
Cakes. Perfectly pure and reliable, and always
ready for immediate use. The CHEAPEST Baking
Powder in the World, and It WILL KEEP ON
LAND OR SEA. In any climate. for years. 1t Is
well adapted to tho use OF Housekccpers Miners
Mariners. Emlgrants, etc. and Is. In fact, in every
respect the BEST YEAST POWDER maze "fs
the Kitchen. the Camp. the Galley"
Manufactured by DooLEY 4 BROTHER,
GO New Str, 4. New York.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-02-24
MEDICAL.

MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
ESTABLISHED BY
DIR. j. c. YOUNG, IN 1850,
For the Care OF all Diseases Of tho
Urinary AndGenerntivo
Organs. and
ALL FEMALE COMPLAINTS,
Ne. $50 ......... Warrington street,
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
Cares Guaranteed, or No Pay REQUIRED.
CONSULTATIONS, sYLErrER OR OTHERWISE, ruEE
THIS CELEBRATED INSTITUTE HAS
1 enjoyed on this coast an uninterrupted suc-
cess or eighteen years, ard has become one OF
the renowned Hospitals OF the age: What the
celebrated Lock Hospital Is 10 London, and the
no less renowned establishment OF Ricord II to
Paris, this Institute has become TO tho P-eihc
Coast. The thousands annually received and
cured at this place is in point OF number OF pa:
tIents among the very 1rst OF tho world, and
the success OF Its treatment ranks II second to
n
Seminal Weakness or Spcrmntorrh9n.
The young man who experiences that growing
weakness In his muscular and mental OrganiZa-
ton, should stop to consider whence II arises.
He will find in the weakness of the back, trcmb.
ling Of the limbs, disIrdercd digestion, unac-
countAble failing OF the powers OF the mind,
distaste for society, DIR .ad OF impending trouble,
forebodings OF evil. sleeplessncss, troubled and
lasciyious dreams, growing deafness, loss OF
muscular power, and numerous other symptoms
OF disorganiZation. the positive traces Of that
most terrible and destructive OF all diseases,
Seminal Misunderstanding away his powers,
destroying his hopes OF life and manhood, and
dragging him along the broken path OF his cx-
istenco toward premature and lOathsome grave.
To him who finds his life dribbling out In the
discharge Of the vital principle Of existence IN
nocturnal and diurnal emissions, the mere Ger.
satlon Of Its appearance brings 10 assurance Of
relief.
Marriage, that holy Office, that safeguard and
hope OF manhood, brings to such a one no hope
ofcure, but adds 10 his misery In the knowledge
that tho one who looks TO him for 80 mich Of
her happiness, IL q victim to his evil. and an In.
nocent companion 10 his punishment. lie adds
to his misery and disorder until hope leaves
him. There IL no rescue except In proper and
skillful treatment. Those who have become the
victims OF solitary vices, that dreadful, fnsci-
mating and destructive habit, which fills thou
sands OF sick rooms with paralytics and con-
sumptiyes, and hundreds Of untlmely graves
with its misguided victims, should consult with
out q moments delay, one who will sympathize
with their sufcrings. To such the Doctor would
especially address himself, giving 10 each and all
OF a PERFECT and PERMANENT
CURE, without hindrance TO business, change
OF diet, or fear Of exposure.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1871-02-24
MISCELLANEOUS.
An EyPECTORANT REMEDY WITH.
OUT AN EQUAL.
CONSUMPTION CONQUERED
AWARDED TO
Aliens Lung Balsam

N.-FoR CURE o.
~ this distressing disease, there has been II
medicine yet discovered that can chow more
BALSAM. This uncqualed Expectorant for
curing Consumption, and all diseases leading to
II, such as Affections OF the Throat, Lungs, and
al diseases OF the Pulmonary Organs, 10 intro.
duced to the suffering public after Its merits for
the positive cure OF such diseases have been
fully tested. The formula nom which II 10 pro
pared Is referred to by the leading medical Jour
mails rs being equal to any prescription that can
be made up for such diseases by the medical fac
ulty. The BALSAM 10, consequently, recon-
mcndcd by physicians who have become &C.
quaintcd with It's great success.