The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-10-07
A rooted sorrow-the toOthache

Passed to a third reading-love
letters.
If you are in doubt whether to
kiss a pretty girl. give her the
benefit of the doubt
The bloom of youth will fade
away, the brightness of the eye will
grow dim with age, buta miserable
little corn will never pass a way.
THOMAS DEWoLF is the editor of
the Columbus (Georgia) Sum-"
and his political course is such as
to lead US to ar DeWolf in
sleeps clothing -[Cour. Jour.
The Canrelton Reporter says:
In our knowledge there are only
four classes of people who work
for othing. First, those who run
poor little one horse papers. Sec
ond, those in the Penitentiary.
Third, these in the poor house.
Fourth those in the lunatic asy-
lum.
II is estimated that the cost OF
providing internal revenue stamps
! for the next fiscal year will reach
the sum of $500, 600. This includes
all expenses Of paper, printing,
etc.
A YOUNG Hoosier once said
to Hoosieress: "Ssl, is there any
! body conrtin' yu now?" And Sal
4 replied: "W ell, Sam, there is one
teller sorter courtin' and sorter not,
but l reckon it is more sorter not
than sorter."
A LITTLE bit Of a thing, who had
just got back from a party, was
asked by her mamma how she had
enjoyed herself. ooh mammal she
ssid,I'm SO fall of happiness; 1
couldn't be no happier, without 1
was bigger"
A colored woman, picking berries
the other day, was SO affected by
the descent of large paper balloon
that she picked up her child and
rusked frantically into the nearest
house, declaring that ode Lord had
come for sure, and was down dar
On de fence
Il am glad" said a missionary to
an Indian chief "that you do
not drink whisky, but it grieves
me to End thatyear people are &C
customed to drink so much of it,
"Ab, yes" said tho red man, as he
fixed an eloquent eye upon the
preacher. which communicated the
reproof before he uttered it, I'VE In
| dams use great deal of whisky
Z but we do not make it,"
: During the evening service in :
, New Haven church recently, tht
, pastor observed man in a bacl
seat hitchiug about in an uncom-
Portable manner, and thinking hi:
r conscience trouble him, said, Doe
q the brother want to speak ? The
man rising, said, No, sir; tn
brother wants drink of water >
= walked to the altar, took drink
|. and resumed his seat, after whicl
: the services proceeded.
). Can girls stand college course o
b study? Mrs Stanton thinks they Cal
e and says: II would like to see 20
take 1900 young men and lace Their
up, and hang ten to twenty pounds
weight OF clothes on their waist.
perch them up on three inch heel:
~ cover thier heads with nipples, CHG
= mons, rats and mice, and stick tie
. thousand hairpins into their scalp
IA if they can stand all this they wi
,. stand q little L>tiD and Greek"
A physician in the Grand Arm
= Journal tells this CHASTITY joke: g."
Is remember one day in making m
l. hospital rounds. 8 patient just a
4 rived presented me an amputate
81 forearm, and in doing SO coul
o. scarcely refrain from q bros
IN laugh, the litter was constantly {
IN his face. "Tv hat is the matter Til
Of does not strike me as subject
its laughter at is not, Doctor, b
excuse me. I lost my arm in {
"a. funny a way that l still laugh wh'
.st 1 look at it. Our first sergea
at wanted shaving badly, and got Il
ed to do it. l am corporal. We We
n. together in front Of his tent; l hi
On lsthered, took him by the nose al
he was Supplying the razor when ca
non ball came. and that was Il
last l saw Of either his head or n
ny arm. Excuse me Doctor, for laug
~" ing as lido. But I'll be especial
N blasted if ever saw such bu,
>, thing"
;rY CnnA ma Rny.