The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1871-03-09

SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC. A philosopher in
the West, grown lutO admiration OF the Cherry
pectoral, writes DIR. Aver for instructions I'M
der which sign he shall be bled, which blister
ed, and which yomited, and under which he
shall take Ayers Pills for an affection of the
liver: also under which sign his wife should
commence to take the Sarsaparilla for her all
ment. He adds that he already knows how to
wean his calves under Taurus. change his pigs
in Scorpio, cut his hair in Aries, and soak his
feet in Pisces or Aquarius as their condition re-
quires.
Schoolmastcrs. start for Wisconsin, and Wis
it Mr.. Ham when you get there. Lowell
Daily News. lm32
A DIALOGUE IN WALL STREET. 1t is a vul-
gar error to suppose habitues of Wall street
converse about nothing but stocks and gold
Sometimes they talk about their health; and
they all seem to have one troube-billiousness
The wear and tear of speculation invariably
tells upon the liver.
Chow do you think I'm looking?" said well
known "BulF' to friend i'll the Long Room,
few days after the late smaSh-up in gold; "Do
| look panc-struck?'
mo; by Jove." was the reply ''you look in
trim to fight for mans life. Never SAW you
looking BETTER
LET me tell you secret my boy" returned
the great operator; 81 drink no wine, no BRAN
dy, no bar-room stlmulant of any kind; but |
Just keep my stamina up with an occasional
dose of PLANTATION BITTERS; and if you'll do
me the favor to try it for that bile your stom-
ach you're always complaining of, I'll furnish
the margin for your next spec. if it doesn't cure
YOU"
The gentleman referred to the initial of whose
Christian name is not very far from the end of
the alphabeD has unbounded confidence in the
restorative; and his bright eye, firm nerves !,
and wonderful powers ofendurance, prove that
it is well-founded.
SEA Moss FARINE from pure Irish Moss for
Blanc Mango, Puddings, Custards, Creams, &c
&c. The cheapest, healthiest, and most deli
cious food in the world.
1t lis rare thing that Physicians give any
countenance to a medicine. the manufacture of
which is a secret. About the the only eXcep-
ton we know offs, j ohnson's Anodine Eminent
This, we believe, all endorse, and many of them
Use it in their practice with great success.
Persons requiring purgatives or pills should
be careful what they buy. Some pills not only
torpid. costive state Parsons purgative Pills
will relieve the bowels and cleanse the blood
without injury to the system.
Wounds from rusty nails, so often dangerous,
or by, pitchfork, seythe, or by glass, or a Sc
we're bruise, are quickly relieved and cured by
using Renne's Pam killing Magic Oil.
l3-C atarrh is IL common disease. so common
that snufting and 'fhawking' reach you at every
turn. Your foot slips in its nasty discharge,
in the omnibus or in the church, and its stencil
disgusts at the lecture or concert. The pro-
prietor of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy offers
$500 reward for case of Catarrh that he can
not cure. Sold by druggists or send sixty cents
to DR.. X. V. Pierce 1873 Seneca street, Buffalo,
N. Y, and you will receive it by mail. Be-
ware of counterfeitS and wOr thless limitations
The Genuine has DR.. Pierce's private Govern
ment Stamp on it.
CONSUMPTION, BRONCHITIS, G ENERAL DE-
BILTTY. CAUTION. HYPOPHOSPHITES. Eel
LOWS COMPOUND SYRUP OF HYPOPHOS-
PHIrEs. AS this preparation is entirely differ
ent in its combination and effects from all other
remedies called HYPoPHOsPHITEs, the public
are cautioned that the genuine has the name of
FELLOWS Il Co. blown on the bottle. The sig
nature of the inventor, James |. Fellows, is
written with red ink across each label and the
price is $500 per bottle. FELLOWS COMPOUND
SYRUP OF HYPoPHOsPHTrEs is prescribed by
the first physicians in eyerycity and town where
it has been introduced, and it is thoroughly
orthordoX preparation.