The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-28
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Publication once, Bulletin building,
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ROYAL ALLIANCE.
QUEEN VIC ON THE TREATY.

THE PRESIDENT YoMISATEs rRgD-sov-
EREIGSs EXCHANGE CONSIDERATION
SWIFTLY GUsHEs -PRED GOES IN ON
MS MUscLE-Two HEARTS THAT BEAT
As ONE.
by Grapevine Telegraph -s
WAsHISGToS, July 22.--Reports Of this
morning as 10 the projected alliance be-
tween Princess Beatrice, Of England, and
Fred. Grant, are confirmed. The great
and good Greeley will give young Grant
away. He is so delighted with the idea
that he declares himself ready and willing
to give the whole Grant family away.
DISTINGUISHED HosoRs ron FRED.
Fred Is TO DO created q Prince Of the
Blood Royal and made High FLAP Jack in
waiting on the Queen.
now IT WAS BROUGHT ABOUT.
The proposition TO connect the royal
houses Of Guelph and Grant originated
over little supper at Winsor, where her
majesty remarked in connection with the
treaty ;chenck, my commissioners made
pretty kettle Of fish of 1t with Canada.
You ought 10 throw something in rs bon
W. Gen. Schenck tclegraphed on the
spot to President Grant, who replied,
THROW IL FRED
Hes looking out for an opening some
where Marry him TO V!c's gal--1'll give
them San Domingo. Corbin..s Shall take sub
scriptions up among all office-holders TO pay
for Il :" Schenck who was teaching Glad
stone how to make julep when the answer
returned, referred it at once TO the Queen.
Said Schenck, "you have . daughter, We
have a son. Give them q fev millions
and your blessing, and let us have peace"
Her Majesty exclaimed.
"BARKIs Is wILLIS'."
produce your gentle savage. Its high
old scheme. On with the banquet, let Joy
be unconhned.
The gentleman, who was In attendance
on tho Queen, signifed his unqualified ap-
ptoval by winking at Schenck and voci-
fcrating Bully" Her Majestyat once turn.
cd in her chair and remarked mildly,
BROWN RESTRAIN YOUR TRANSPORTER
The following kilograms have already
passed over the cable between the contract
ing parties, and more are coming
THE QUEENS DISPATCH. on
Dear President Grant-Glory 10 God.
The alliance between our ancient and
noble houses will cement the union be-
tween the nations more closely than .
thousand treaties.I (Pnvate,) Schenk 10
mixed one Of your native drinks cobler,
and beverage to your health. Regards 70
Mrs. g., and kids. vIcToRIA X.
THE PRESIDENT REPLIrs.
Dear cousin Vic Il look toward you
in old bourbon. Your head Is level.
Have you any more daughters Or have
your friends any? The fact is have 50
many impecunious relations. Help meout.
Regards 10 Wales, and that / hsvn't ofhces
enough TO go round his'n.
USEFUL GRANT.
THE PRIScEss DISPATCH.
Deares, Fred--Ma says we are to be
married. Isn't it awful jolly. Arc you q
blonde or Brunette Do you play cor
guet? Ma won't let me dance round dan.
ces, and do so want to learn your native
warwhoops and walk rounds. You live
in a wigwam and I'm TO be your Minneha.
hal Won't that be prime. Come over and sec
me quick, and be sure 10 come in your Wal
paint. Bring all your scalps. dote or
scalps and things. BEATRICE GUELPH.
Ny own Persinmon Il feel hunky
dory, glad you're ditto. But bless you
I'm no noble red man. Nary red. And
I'm not heavy on the scalp. Dad is tho,
you bet; you should see him 60 for fel
low that won't squirt through his bsrna
Giles. Scalping amt no mame for it
Won. we have high old time, say YOU
don't know what "low down IN the twen
ties mean Ill show YOU Dads going
TO ask Bonner 70 lend me Dexter when
come over. Then Bonner will give him
TO me, Of course. Everybody gives Dad
everything he wants; II they don't he goei
for EN-, tell you. How's Lorn and els.
ter Louise1 I'll shake you all up. Love
to the old woman; she's a brick, and tell
old Schenck and your fellows TO hurry up
tho cakes l kiss you for your mother
FREDERICK.