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Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
Removals from Office.

The removal of competent
and faithful men from Office
merely for political reasons, is
one Of the most degrading and
vicious practices in free govern,
ments. An instance in point
was brought in the United
States Senate by the following
letter, which was read by Sena-
tor Schurz during his recent
speech on Missouri affairs. The
letter was from one Orner,
Collector of internal revenue,
to his deputy, dismissing him
from Office, and was written in
October, during the political
campaign. Orner wrote: 1t be-
comes my painful duty to in
form you that the course you
are pursuing in regard to poll
tics in this State is of such a
character, in my judgment, as
will in the end prove detrimen'
tai to the true interests Of the
Radical party of Missouri.
Such being my view of the
matter, I am compelled to in
form you that your resignation
will be received. In doing this
colonel, it grieves me to the
heart. AS an officer you have
been honest, worthy, and true;
as a business man you have ex
ceeded my most sanguine ex
pectations; as a friend, l be.
llieve | have no more devoted
in the State. All our transac
tons have been Of the mos
pleasant nature, and in parting
at this time let me assure yor
of my friendship, let me assure
you of my well.wishes in al
your undertakings (save poll
tics of the Brown stripe) in tht
future. AS we have always
been friends, let us so remain
Anything more ingenious
than this we do not remember
A public officer is dismissed
and in the very letter Of dis
missal his superior actual,
gives the strongest reasons HI
could have named why th'
man should be retained. Blu
he was opposed to the Radica
party. Whew! off with hi
nS"' - ~a----...
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
The MOngreI Split over San
Domingo.

The split among the Mon.
grels at Washington, on th'
San Domingo question, may
prove a serious matter. Grant
is even more obstinate, and
thousand times over more fool
ishly so, than Andrew johnson,
and bred up in the same Cass
and Douglass infidel school, as
naturally hates Sumner, Greedy
and the conscience men quite
as much as johnson did when
he broke out in that famous
February speech of his some
years ago. Grant, Morton,
Cole and their "ring," with our
old friend Cazanew to guide
them, propose to annex San
Domingo, with its fine harbors,
valuable copper, silver and salt
mines, and bountiful coffee es-
tates, with no labor to work
them, but the negroes of Hay
1.-THE other half of the island
are afraid that, if Americans
get there, they will set them to
work, and thus, through their
friends Sumner and the moral
sense Mongrels in Congress,
desperately oppose the annexa-
ton. 1t is a fierce fight be,
tween the infdel and the con-
science Mongrels, and may even
split the party to pieces. Mean.
while, we do not know why
Democrats should oppose it
Of course, under "freedom,"
the island is not worth ten cents,
the whole of it, niggers and
mixed breeds, white niggers
and all, but the claim twenty
years hence, when Democracy
rules and the normal order is
restored to the tropics, may be
invaluable.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
Gbe euqnirtr,
]. W. BOWEN, BditOr,
Macarthur. January ii. ri
MILITARY COERCION.
A Scene During the Election in
Georgia.

1t is worthy of note that
while the troops of the United
States were quartered all over
Georgia during the election,
their services were only needed
to keep the Radical negroes in
subsection, and prevent them
from numbering white and
black men who would-not vote
the Radical ticket. In Green
county, a notorious negro,
named Colby, a candidate for
the Legislature, and the officer
commanding a detachment of
United States troops, got into
a difficulty, which resulted in
violence. Colby snatched a
ticket from a negro voter, and
commenced to abuse and threat
en- the voter. The Lieutenant
demonstrated, telling him he
was sent to insure a fair cleo
tion, and there must be no
threats. Colby threatened the
Lieutenant with Bullock, and
also threatened to report him
to General Terry, shaking his
fist at him. The Lieutenant
told him if he persisted he
would arrest him. Colby's son
drew a pistol. The officer
knocked him down, and took
his pistol away from him, when
the negro troops retreated.-
These are the Ku-Klux outra.
ges which need attending to in
the South. White men know
the value of peace and quiet
ness, and yet General Grant
quarters troops upon them, for
the purpose of aidingNif pos.
sible, the Radical party. In
that he failed, however, and
when such facts as those stated
above are placed before the
people, the military coercion
scheme will be denounced by
honest, fair men of all parties.
|-[Philadelphia Age.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
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Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
The True Way to Milk Cows.

When a COW Is eating, or
Immediately after swallowing
her mess, she will always give
down the milk better than il
she is hungry. BY washing
the teats and udders clean, the
COWS will always milk easier
than If the teats are dry and
covered with a scale of dirt.
By the time the washing is fin.
ished, the handling of the nd.
der will induce the animal to
give down her milk. The teats
will then be full Of milk, and
the skin will be so mellow and
elastic, that a cow may be
MIXED much sooner than il
you commence your manipula'
tions with rough and dirty
hands, while the teats are cold
and smeared with filth. More
over, a cow that has a thin and
delicate skin will often kick
when her tender teats are
handled, not because she is
vicious, but because the pres
sure of a dry teat with rough
hand causes pain. Long finger
nails, also, will often irritate Q
gentle COW. After milking, il
the teats are at all disposed tc
chap, let a little lard be rubbed
on them every day. In wash.
ing the teats and udder use
cloth and cold water. Do moi
dip the cloth into the clear
water, but lade the water out
Of the pail on the cloth.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
The Mont Cenis Tunnel

The Mont Gents Tunne
which was projected many
years ago has been completed
Work was commenced, on this
great enterprise, in 1857, and
after more than thirteen years
Of constant labor, under great
difficulties the workmen from
either end met somewhere neal
the center, on Monday, Decem-
ber, 26th, 1870, removed the
last barrier that separated them
and the Tunnel became nn ac-
complished fact. The Tunnel
is nearly eight miles in length,
and is very much the largest
work of the kind in the world.
1t is intended to connect the
two railway systems cf France
anu ICaly, ana was constructed
at the joint expense of the two
countries. France is to pay
$6,435,000 when the Tunnel is
completed.
The successful completion of
this great work is q triumph
of no small Importance and
will mark an epoch in the his.
tory of civil Engineering. If
human ingenuity and perse-
verance can successfully accom-.
plish such feat, overcome all
obstacles and construct a high,
way so that trains of cars can,
with ease, penetrate the very
heart of the rugged towering
snow capped Alps, what is it
that cannot be done in the flu
ture by human skill and labor.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

The Democratic majority in
Georgia is between IS, 900 and
10000, and out of the seven
members of Congress, six are
Democrats and one Republic
can. Only2 Republican State
Senators arc elected, both col
ored. The northern men, who
were candidates, were all de-
feated. We would remind
"all sich" of the advice of a
son to his father, who had NOV
ed out west, "Come out West
Dad all fired mean men are
elected here to office"
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

The following official statis-
tics represent the strength of
the M. Z. Church in this coun-
try at the present time In
the North, the total number Of
members is 1867, 1874, an in
crease over 1869 of 69, 1876 /;
number of churches, 1879
increase, 1925; value of edif,
ces, $52,614,59l; number of
parsonages, 4,l79--value,- ST.
293, 3,5l3; number Of Sabbath
schools, 1912; teachers, 1885,
4l2; scholars, 1921, 1893. The
number of members in the
Southern States is about 159,
900, an increase of 10000.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11
White Supremacy, State Equality
FEDERAL UNION.

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propose to effect during the
year.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

The increasing probability
that Judge Chase will retire
permanently from the Supreme
bench has caused a shower of
candidates for the prospective
vacancy, from the West and
New England. The list of
candidates, as it now stands, is
said to contain many able law
yers.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

A New STATE.-This Con.
gress proposes to make a new
State out of the territory Of
New Mexico and to style this
thirty.eighth star in our Union
Lincoln"
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

A girl of 20, at Alton, Hi
nois is digging a we'll for her
father at IS cents per foot
She has received three offers of
marriage since she began.
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

A little son hearing his fa-
ther say, "There is a time for
all things" climbed up behind
his mothers chair, and, whis-
pering in her ear, asked =
"When is the proper time for
hooking sugar outof the sugar
bowl 2"'
Democratic enquirer. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1867-1873, 1871-01-11

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between Putnam Bay and Ca
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-05-13

The Governor OF Massachusetts,
went down TO take look into the
Hoosac tunnel the other day, and.s
venerable farmer, if we may credit
the Boston Transcript. addressed
him thus: Il have lived heresbouts
on and ON, about forty years, and
my opinion is that ef l was the
commonwealth of Massachusetts.
and hadn't gone into't, wouldn t
go lnto't. But ef I had gone into't
and got es fur es you hey, nv
opinion is that l dun no what I
should do about it,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-05-13
wouldn't own Up.

Joe Stetson was q wild rollick-
ing fellow. who spent most of his
time in drinking and spreeine.
while his wife Polly was left At
home to do the chores. Upon q
certain occasion Joe left home, to
be back, as he said, that hight.
Night came, but Joe did not. The
next day passed, but about sunset
Joe came up in tho worst condition
imaginable--his clothes dirty and
torn. cne eye in deep mourning:
and his face presenting more the
appearance of piece Of raw meat
than anything else. Polly met him
at the door, and noticing his ap.
pearance, exclaimed
why. Joe, what in the world is
the matterp'
Polly. said Joe. do you know
long Jim Andrews2 Well, him and
me had . fight N
Who whipped, Joei' asked Pol.
ly.
Polly, we had the hardest fipht
you ever did see hit him and he
bit me. and then We clinched. Polly
amt supper most read,7 amt
had nothing to eat since yesterday
morning
But tell me who whipped, Joe?'
continued Polly.
Polly replied Joe, Il tell you.
you never did see such q fight az
me and him had. When he clinche,l
me | jerked loose from him. and
then gin him three or four Of the
most sufficientest licks you ever
heard OF. Polly. amt supper ready
II m nearly starved
Joe, do tell me who whippedY
continued Polly.
Polly said Joe, you don't
know nothin' bout 6ghtin'. I tel.
yoa we fought like tigers, we rolled
and tumbled--fi first him on ton.
then me on top-- then the bows
would pat me on the shoulder and
holler. %, my. Stetson. We eouped
and bit, AMI tore up the dirt in
Seth Ru1ners grocery yard worse
nor two wild bulls. Polly, amt
supper ready? I'm monstrous
hung gry,''
- Ste'son' exclaimed Polly
in tone bristling With anger. viii
You tel ne who ~hippedf'
Polly, SAID Joe, drawing long
sigh, i holler,.dr
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-05-13
The Fat Ma..

Bridget said lady in the city
OF Gotham, one morning, as she
was accommodating in the kitchen,
what . quantity of soap grease
you have got here. We can get
plenty OF sosp for It, and We must
exchange it for some. Watch for
the fat man. and when he comes
along. tell him I want to speak to
him, $3.50 gg,4 es.A+
Yes. num- said Bridget.
All that morning. between each
whisk Of her dish cloth, kept q
bright look out from the kitchen
window, and no moving creature
escaped her watchfnl gaze. At
last her industry seemed to be
rewarded, for down the street came
large, portly gentleman, flourish
ing cane and looking the very
picture OF good humor.
Sure, there's tie fat man now
thought Bridget. and when he vas
in front Of the house, out she Aew.
and informed him that her mistress
wished to speak to him.
Speak to me, my good grip re.
piled the old gentleman.
Yes, sir, wants to speak to you.
and says would you please be kind
enough to walk in, sir?'
This request, SO direct, was not
to be refused, 80 in q state of some
wonderment up the steps went the
gentleman, and up the stairs went
Bridget. and knocking at the mis-.
tress' door, put her head in and
exclaimed:
Fat gentleman is in the parlor,
num-
So saying, she instantly with.
drew to the lower regions.
Ia the parlor" thought the lady.
what can it mean? Bridget must
have blundered.'
But down to the par.or she went.
and up rose her fat friend, with his
blandest smile and most graceful
bow.
Your servant informed me.
madam. that you would like to
speak to me. At your service,
madam
The mortified mistress saw the
state Of the case Immediately, and
q smile wreathed itself about her
lips in spite OF herself, and che af-
tcrward said:
will you pardon the terrible
olunder OF raw Irish girl; my
aear2 I told her to call in the fat
man to take away the soap grease,
when she saw him, and she has
made a mistake, you see.'
The jolly fat gentleman leaned
back in his chair and laughed such
hearty ha, ba, ha! as never came
rom any Of your lean gentry.
No apologies, needed, madam
said he. 1T is decidedly the best
oke of the season. Ha, ha, ha,
SO she took me for the soap grease
nan, did she? 1t will keep me
aughing for months. Such q good
oke!'
And all up the streets and round
me corners was heard the merry
"a, ha, ha, Of the old gentleman, as
ne brought down his cane every
low and then, exclaiming:
Such a Joker