The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-08-26

xs1 1nnle for tight boots-Corn cribs.
!, >s.l e+sde spade. You may call stocking.
2 2Eh picks appears on vase in Danbury
ulrdmg house
cTber Is hen most likely to hatch? When
: II in earnest Cher nest).
Amsn Roften attached TO an old hat, but did
ever h1Ar of a woman having an attachment
\ an sid-hshioned bonnet?
Tie .akest place heard from this summer is at
Wfzs. Hhere the thermometer was up to three
1ft collars o minute
-<=zhe eisrer fellow has invented new kind OF
~ called = lOve-letter ink IL is a sure pre-
4 tive against all cases of breach OF promise, as
\ ink fades away, and leaves the sheet blank in
Juf four Heeks after being written upon.
,a Persian youths sell the teeth of the dead
sm1nie,s as curiosities. Twenty-four sets of
!, Abr04ski's have already been disposed of, and
arzs number duly labeled and certified for
2 rrEcs vere ready for market when it was un-
kily G.ecoyered that he still lived.
/ dan1y of 26 having been termed an " old
kcl1f appealed to an elderly gentleman to
ile pkether he should be called old or not,
Ing bis age. Z" TWenty-six," :" said the elderly
-teusa, - is owing to how you take it.. Now,
tusn it is young enough, but for goose it
rstty nd
tjii1stating the fruits of advertising, an ex-
H. says: "A family in Florida lost their
boy, and advertised for him in a daily pa
That very afternoon an alligator crawled
:, int Of swamp and died on the front door
In bis stomach was found handful of
hair, some bone buttons, pair of boot heels,
as alley, pair of check pants and a paper
A. The advertisement did it."
member of the Arkansas Legislature, in
ing o. an extrayagant appropriation, indig-
1y ex1leimed 90 Gentlemen, talk about
eqeate compensation of public servants
~, elt. dnring the late war l was in 81 battles,
E0nnted Ii times in the cause of the South,
the entire pay | received was $50 in confed-
. money, every cent of which 1 gave for one
naf old rye whiskey."
fhe following sensational headings, in the New
\ r HFe;f, tell their own story " Madhouse
~Lifiee Horrible Disclosures Years in
~ }iPd!e-- "A Herald Commissioners Visit to
z f3F 0rieans Insane Asylum-One Hundred
n tItty Aianiacs in Fifty-two Dark Cells-No
Ssz7fc4tiQ1, no Ventilation, no Occupation, no
spif.I- Naked Maniacs Boarded up in Stone
laEeops-A Sickening Record of Official Neg
q and Cruelty.''
Iokn Van Buren was dining in Downing's
.on. having just cleared man from some
He II TIE court, when the complainant in the
Y ngfy 'et the lawyer who had beaten him.
ke1 up and roundly abused Prince John
sru'1 there be any man, said he, % so wicked
ueai1, 20 nile, who could possibly commit a
= = 30 foul that you wouldn't defend him for
d6n't know" said the Prince, sucking
, tcther Qyster right from the she'll; what
81 f0u besn dolng?'
Ark Train has been troubled with a light
rod man. and to get rid of him addressed
~ hs 5llows:
. Lee ~ have peace F." shrieked. Put nm
1tsef and fifty Put some on the kitchen
$ 1lzen on the barn put a couple on the
sateer them all over the prosecuted place
iooks like zinc-plated, spiral-twisted,
@ t1.9unted eane-brake. MoveI Use ND all
!. atefi1 you can get your hands on, and
kl'o1 TEE out of lightning-rods put up ram
lifscds, piston-rods-anything that will
- ~ se 5our dismal appetite for artificial
II ri tA4 bring respite to nv raging brain,
n my lacerated soul -
|. H<nost curious wills on record is that
- ..Nnt of Montgaillard, who died in
will and testament was as fol-
. my Will that any one OF my rela-
presume to shed tears at nv
dls'nherited. He, on the other
E. rgns the most heartily shall be sole
Os'1p shall be hung with blacI cIosI n nol NY
H4ry of ny burial. the 49, ..oei 9eI enat,
S@s'iecorzlsd with flowers snd s-s anu cnuIen
~ - 'cihng Of bells, 1 will have drnIs
49, Al Ne musicians of NoutoaiI.
rR elfifpns shall attend the funeral E;er
p 'eHen the procession vvitb b,,1.;ns
.s~ r..P rtssS
2 d. " .e 80 In - cf 40 !
n -he wa<es, whoss
sn.inatiop b strike al.
- HCnth's notice before a..
f44@nEhIle issued a circular 20 tie
ns' g., - Hhich is the following in-z-s..=-
We are now working on -
<9rn our hands to most anytbino
. PIP n i< idle-but determined not to wo,l-
re folks can afford to pay. Who
re can make bonnets, dresses
~ >' ~, Knit, roast, stew, and fry; NAL
,eI ero P''f#e; milk cows and feed chickens
urDs sweep out the kitchen. mt the narlo,
-, E,ste beds, split wood ,k;ndIa f;ras
and iron, besides BEING raDnorLah1r S,nd -
N iacf can do anything the most accom-
- h0nseEile is capable of doing, not for
TIE scoldings on Mondays and Saturdavs
,.,ps. .5essneas of spirit win refer Won to our
rPeaK qu,cK- Blacks eyes, fair fore
ST. '1P1erlng locks, beautiful as Hebe: can
espF <erapn ana smie most bewitchingIy
: ~ gentleman In WAIT of a good ho5se,
a nice young man In want of a wifa-
Hstain either character; in fact we
NSpf 11[. Earkek Whoi bida9 Go;,- -.