The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1871-12-28
Pills, Potions and Punqencies

HARD on THE LAWYERS An attorney in
Mr.. Beechcr's company, once asked him, ''Sup
posing hat The parsons and the devil should
ltigate cause, which party do you think
would gain it?' The devil no doubt. re
piled Mr.. Beecher 'a4 he would have all the
lawyers on iis side.
TIE SECkEI OF tAFTN ATLIN. Features OF
tIrecian mould. well turned neck and beauti-
fully rounded arms, and no doubt very nice
things To have, and ladies who possess these
charms have reason to be thankful to Mother
Nature; yet, the most captivating of all wo-
manly charms IS pure, fresh and brilliant
complexion. This superlative fascination any
lady may secure by using HAGAN's MAGNOLIA
BALM, the standard identifying preparation OF
the present age. 1t differs from all ordinary
cosmetics IN three most essential particulars,
inasmuch a it contains no injurious ingredients,
does not contract or shrivei the skin as all the
astringent blooms" lotions and 'pow ders''
eventually do, but produce A lasting Lowell mess
by improving the health Of the skin. Under
its operation the texture OF the epldermis be-
comes finer, and the surface soft as velvet and
and smooth AS porcelain. Features cannot be
changed, Bat compilations can, and it is quite
certain that lady with no other charm than a
fresh and rosy complexion, will attract more
admiration in company than her neighbor with
4 classic face but sallow skin.
An freshman who was recently run over by
not run another such risk tor lin dollars.
The special merits of SMOLANDER'S BUCHU
are that it thoroughly lnvigorates an enervated
specific fer kidney. bladder and glandular dis
ease, mental and physical debility, gravel
diabetas, all complaints of the urino-genita or
gans so frequent in the female sex, whether
married or single, and the fact of its being pre-
scribed by family physicians, should be enough
II ll11sSn IFS jhrIfy
a young gentleman, speaking of young
beauty's fashionable yellowish hair, called it
pure gold.' 1T ought to be- said a bystander,
SIT looks like twenty -four carrots"
Marion United States Watch Co.'s (Gles,
Wales, 4 Co.. Watches were awarded the
First Premiums at 'Fair of American Insti-
chanics' Institute, Cincinnati, 1870, at ''Lousi-
lana State Fair New Orleans, La, 1870, at
"TeXds State Fair" Houston, Texas, 1871, and
at every Fair where exhibited, over all com
petitors.
"a man who'd malicously set fire to a barn"
said old Elder Poison, "and burn up a stable
full of horses and cows, ought to be kicked to
death by iackass, and I'd like to be the one to
do it."
CAUTION! Druggists are sometimes careless
and in purchasing their stock get hold of an
imitation Of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy or a
counterfeit article, and fnnocently sell il 70 +
genuine. Never buy a package without seein g
that the name printed upon it is DIR. Sage's Ca
tarrh REMEDY, and not DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Cure, New Catarrh Cure, Cataarh Reliecer, or
some other similar sounding name. Also til at
it has printed both upon the wrapper and also
upon the U. s. Government Stamp, which is
upon it in the words ''R. V. Pierce, NJ D. Buf-
faIo, N. T." In this way you will be sure ia
get the genuine. 81.
very modest young, lady, was passenger
on board packet-ship, it is said, sprang out OF
her berth and jumped overheard, on hearing
the captain, during storm. order the mate td
haul down the sheets.