The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1871-07-02
ning Star and Catholic Messenger.
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blative beauty-A pretty cousin.
bad place to get ont at-The elbow.
od country butter-An old ram.
nds acknowledgement.
slippery pavement-Good intentions.
imaginary quantity-A lady's age.
impossible quantity-Too much money.
hen is not immortal. yet her son never sets
bgs without words-The solos of the tea
humorous grocer labels his soap Cheaper
dirt"
n born blind can't he carpenters, because
never saw.
dstone's advice to his children" Beware
" matches."-
beers should remember that honest tea is
EST policy.
be found with paticnce-Your temper,
you've lost it.
re is one thing which can always be
and that is fault.
to make both ends meet-Ask the
er to take out the bones.
are types like criminals Because it is
roper to lock them up without proof.
ht to eat, drink and avoid-The best of
thing; avoid the poorhouse.
en- is the moon in bad financial condi-
When she has passed her last quarter.
wyer's clerk wants to know if q cross
nation can be good-natured one.
ton girls refuse to eat corn starch pud-
lest it impart stiffness to their manners.
BIT is the only thing that will cool the ex-
minds of the Frenchs Why q good Nap,
sure.
nv man and boy should endeayor to he
d and useful when on duty as to be badly
when of.
prevent beer becoming sour-Introduce
Lbmen into your cellar and give them
of the cask.
roneris jury recently returned a verdict
body of poor fellow: death by
pg-around the tavern"
a fact that a statue dimishes in size
Exposed to q shower of rain? Yes, it in
becomes q statue wet.
madam hotel has sign in the reading
hus: Gentlemen learning to spell will
take yesterdays paper"
huthor, ridiculing the idea of ghosts,
pw dead man can get into a locked
Probably with q skeleton key.
ench author has satirically addressed
William l., King of Prussia by the
Pf God, and Emperor of Germany by the
of blood"
Fporter who attended banquet, con-
his description with candid state
hat sit is not distinctly remembered by
ly present who made the last speech"
DEAR" said Mrs. Bundle to her daugh-
Fou must have something around you in
Friage" Miss b. mentioned the request
mother to her beau, and he Immediately
bd with it.
es our talk disturb You :" said one Of q |
,xy Off Toll Lot 1a1s In, ii
tting in a railroad station the other |
on. No, ma'am," was the reply, "rve |
arried nigh on to forty years."
liant was lately sitting beside his be- |
and being unable to think of anything |
10 say, asked her why she was like a |
II don't know" said she with pout- !
"unless at is that I'm sitting beside q |
pnest reputation is within the reach of |
they may obtain it by social virtues
doing their duty. This Kind of repu-
it is true, is neither brilliant nor start
BIT it is generally the most conducive to
ess.
be old times, before temperance was n
topic, n sbrewd preacher, touching on
iect Incidentally, told his hearers that
might drink all their wives poured out
IN, if they would not drink at the iavi-
f anybody else"
ervant of q Prussian officer one day met
:, who inquired of him how he got
it'll his fiery master. "Oh, exoellentay,"
I'D the servant, two live on very good
every morning we beat each Others
fhe only difference is he takes his off
Dep mine on"
Billings says: "Most emmy man will
that it looks foolish to see q boy drae
sled up hill for the tl,rtin' plesher Of
bwn agin; but it app.-.rs to me that
is a sage by the side OF me young man
rks hard all the week, aud drinks his
Ii Saturday night Il
moral coward who seeks relief frem
Prld's calamities in self-destructien.
no carry the standard of faith and
Providence, can endure, in brave &
My fashion, the ills which belong to
If every man and woman, and await I
hse which death may bring when it !
pass that death is the only portal of
rom misery. j
an, who usually wrote at night, with ,
candles burning around him, needed .
tement of vino when engaged in COM
If an idea be reluctant" he would :
es say, "a glass of port rpens it, and !
forth il it comes freely, a glass of y
glorious reward for it." He is related y
written his play of "Pizzaro" over y
|d sandwiches in Drury Lane Theatre. =
considered an unfortunate marrying f
a country editor says that IL girl was !
ot long since to unite herself in the
to a brisk chap, who named May in
bsals. The lady tendcrly limited that o
an unlucky month for marrying. v
make it june, them" honestly replied II
n anxious to accommodate. The DAM o
ID q moment, cast dow N her eyes, and 81
blush, said, Wouldn't April do as q
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