The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1871-11-17


Who ever saw wanybody neaF FIRE who
didn't want 10 plny poker
A a0sd0r'n motto IA aHpppaad t0 hs
~ pationES aMJ long suffering.
y Come. aluepr nfH ns the rAna aeid tD
the man who wsm cutting on bis waslL
When mas turns teetotaleF does he
necessarily acquire . pail cofnpiaxipn ?
A delicate parcel 10 INV forwarded hy
rail--A young lady wrapped up in her.
SELF
1t mistake 70 suppose that the san
Is supported il the hoavens By -
l)eamR
A lnnrmaa writer asserts chat. after al.
enorRg aaite na often drives nM disease
NJ IL brings IN on.
III libel enEf nqainat " newBpaper at
Litfle Rock. Ark, fgF &3008l, iie plain
til attained 81 10 damages.
The champion sexton ~ a Gown i'm
Mninn hns Ding N th0nnMmd graves, hnd
olEirintca aA tmrlvn hundred innAFMAA
The arnf dhlly newspaper I'm Virginia
was printed Ia 1850. and iie sul1serip-
lion price was fifsy dollars per annum.
The latest style IN wedding cards II
very long amid narrDW, 0i heavily glazed
pAstnbcard. wHAh Il monogram Gf crest
stamped in silver
Seven churches six pDureula, eight
schools, two nsyiun,a. nnd two hospitals
belonging ~ the Roman Catholics were
DESTROYED NV the EhineGD firH.
A Chinnunan'a ncn1umt nf thn Chicago
rMHamfty is mn follows: Mclean Miah
boy laha knioene lamp ANIL milk corr
COW kick over lamp np 90 Chicago
omnibusos were llrzt bfouehl into uss
al Paris in 1s2T, andfpEo years afterMnrd
twnlyn 0mmibmnaH wnra started im Linn-
don Nv ". GhiliiheaF. numnh-A1uilfsz.
A cigil ruit against WfiIinm mir. Tweed
and other city officials ~ New York
Tor several millions Of dollars has been
begun BY Mr.. Charles 0'Conor a Albany.
Two Ke0knkern solved u dinpHAa aa 90
sAnn omnerahhp nf n calf, bE pAaring tbn
animal midway between their residences
and seeing which one IN would Eo to-
ward.
One of the costs seni 10 the Boston
Young Meas Christian Association, ~
hn forMmrdnd 40 Chicago, wns labelled
y AIy wedding coat
The lntnat style IL hrilla head dress ia
d wreafh c0nrosodog small white ostrich
tipS The hridd gail Is trimmed wifh
vines Of Lilies Of the valley and ieasa-
NINE
A y6une man having Aate railroad
disaster in iiis mind has hrnknn Ill., en-
gngemcnt with Young lndy, because
she wears trsin and Is Negligent about
her switch.
The Chicago lake crib is tHD miles
from shore, and ret tlln keeper hmd ~
keep The Cop pf Che building continually
wet 10 preyenI iis iRniting On khD might
of the Gre.
Six West Point cadets have been dis
missed fog haxine. and tlle authorizes
positively refuse 20 revoke tiae dismiHsaia
from the Annapolis Naval Academy for
Che Same offence.
An old Bachelor, who bears his lpndy
state with much eqnnniInity. safs Il
Is better tD be laughed at FOR not being
married, than be unable 30 laugh be-
cause you are.
A railroad nmploye, on being nmdgcd
with contribution boK while nHlnnp in
church, the other dny. woke up enough
to remark. II work ca this road, and
returned 70 his nap.
New nary cent and dollar revenue
stamps have Just made their appearance.
They ARE made 0f linen paper. rnAornd
Graph OF George Washington.
A young lady requested to be released
from her marriage engagement On the
ground that when contracted ahR be-
heved her lnvera duck, but hnS
since found him Co be A goose
TIE arrivals cf vessels me- Boston, dur
m nine months az the present year,
exceed those Of the same period. last
year, by 4f7, showing a considerable
increase i'm tho foreign commerce of that
city.
Many cooking schools hnNe recnntly
been opened which are wen patr0nined
by our society young ladies, in view
doubtless Of time when Il win be neoes-
sary, as well an convenient for them TO
be thoroughly posted upon such matters.
Mrs. LnarT, of ChicaED. atDutly denies
the story that the great fire was caused
by the npsctting of q kerosene-od lamp
in her stable while she was milking her
cows. She says the stable must have
been fred by ineendiaries- She always
milks by daylight.
One cord pf wood end nnd split fine
and corded ap beneath d shelter while il
Il vet green. will furnish more heat after
IL has become seasoned than two cords
of the same kind OF wood which has
been continually exposed DO the alternate
influences of storms and sunshine.
Mack az the Chicago Repablican,
Is iocose under his misfortunes. In
pointing out the difference between
Theodore Thomas fugaci0us fiddlers
and Nero, he explains That one fiddled
while Rome burned, and the others
roamed while their fddlers burned.
The children's parties have already
and promise TO be ~ num-
erous as they were last Winter. Physi-
clans affirm thatlat hours and late sup
pers ruin the health and slowly under
mine the constitution Of f'theae little ones,
and careful, loving mothers should be
warned in time.
Experiments made ON board an IRON
built sailing vessel, provided with iron
rigging and lower yards Of steel, and
with two hinnacle compasses ON her
i00ps, and third placed between the
miKzen and mninmaEtE, tlle lower part
of which was an of iEonA-the ieviAtinns
Of the needle were respectfully hfty-six,
twenty-four. and thirty-iive degrees.
The following Characteristic funeral
item III from the Kansas City lAIo.1
Tiaes The funeral of Mike Williams,
shot by Wild Bill. me Abilene. took place
in this city ON Sunday, Wild Bill paid
the expenses Of the funeral. - The
Chattanooga Times adds: Mr.. VIII
lians, we have no doubt, deeply regrets
his inability 10 thank Wild Bill for his
hberality.
A young lady sitting nc % window,
tossing in her hand what might have
been bali of white yarn, attracted the
attention of middle-aged chap on the
street, whose galIantry prompted him 10
hold MP hiH hands for catch. She nc
commodated him. The article proved
To be an egg, and alighted On his nose
but it Is mot to be supposed that the
lady knew it was q bad one.
A Louisville wife, wishing to get rid
If her husbhmd at short notice sent him