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DR.. j. L A N 7 z,
SURGEON and Mechanical Dentist,

Still has his office Main Street, In the second
story of Dr. :. Waltons brick building, nearly oppo-
site the StroudSburg House, and he matters himself
that by eighteen wears constant pracce and the most
earnest and careful attention to all matters pertaining
TO his profession that he is fully able to perform all
tons in the dental line in the most careful, taste
Ial and skilllul manner.
Special attention given to saving the Natural Teeth
also TO the insertion of Artificial Teeth on Rubber,
Gold Silver Continuous Gums, and perfect hts In
all cases insured.
Most persons know the great folly and danger oil en-
trusting work TO the inexperienced or to those
living at distance. AprlI is, lo'i.-Iy
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A Schoolboys's Composition on the "Edi-
tor"

The editor is one of the most happiest
animals in the world, especially if some
of his subscribers won't pay. Ee can go
to the circus, afternoon and evening, with
out paying a cent, that is, il he will do
great deal Of printing for few tickets !;
he can also go to inquests and hangings.
lie has free tickets to picnics and straw
berry festivals fhc is troubled with the
"big head" and has more brass than
brains; gets wedding cakes sent to him,
and sometimes gets licking, but not Of
ten, for he can take things back in his
next issue, which he generally does. [
never knew but one editor to get licked.
His paper busted that day, and he couldn't
take anything back. While others have
to go to bed early, the editor can sit up
late every night and see what is going
on. When | get to be man mean to
be an editor, so that | can stay out late
at night. Then that will be jolly The
editor don't have to saw wood, or do any
chopping except with his scissors There
is great many people trying to be edi-
tors who cant, and some of them have
been in the profession for years. If L
were asked if | had rrther have an educa-
ton or be circus raider, I should say,
let me be an editor. 1t is fun to be
swindled by scape goat subscriber.
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VOL. 20.
Published By Theodore Schoch.

TERNs-Two dollars year in advance-and II not
maid before the end of the year, two dollars ana nifty
cents will be charged >, ,
No naner discontinued until all arrearages are pad
eYceot a: The of ton OF ihe Editor.
NJ ADVERTISEMENTS OF one square of elght hnes) or
lsSS one or three insertions $ 50. Each additional
,oSeItIon so cents Longer ones in proportion.
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An exasperating iact-Why viii next
year be like last Z Because last year was
1870, and next will be lo72 Qoo).
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SOB PRINTING,

OF ALL KINDS,
Executed in the highest style OF the Art and on the
most reasonable terms.
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NEW FIRM.

The undersigned having formed co-part-
nership, under the firm name of Burt g. Her
zog, for The purpose of carrying on the Brew
ing business. at East Stroudsburg, Pa,
would respectfully inform the public that
they will be able, all times, to furnish to or
der, pure article of
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at short notice. Their stock of material be-
ing the best the City affords, none but the
purest and best malt liquors will be permit
ted to leave their establishment. They re-
spectfully solicit the patronage of the pub
ltc.
JOHN BURT,
JACOB T. HERZOG.
East Stroudsburg, Pa. Dec. /, 1870.
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Kara Avis,

r.o otatistici,, us, arethmatici4ns anc
ne e. are con tinually mal1iug new
9 9;einUa wn ora solicited by an anxioul
u 1IS1;o - ,% Cd the following;
pO The " man who th. ;uks he couldn't i'm
prove the editorial tone Vi MS :; newspaper
if he had the management Of It,
The unmarried lady who was nov
mere girl when an incident Of t"ehty
yers ago she is forced to recolleot "
Cured.
The trag dian or comedian who cannot
tell YOU Just where certain actors IN his
line of business fail of being perfect
artists.
The editor who has never been bored.
The failed stock operator who was not
lust on the point of making clean thing
of it when this affair that nc one could
have foreseen came about.
The Irish house servant that has no
cousins.
The regular whist player who will see
you occasionally lose trick or two Win
out telling you what might have been
accomplished if you had only led trumps
or PLAYED the ace, or not thrown away
that ten spot.
The lady that is not suffering from a
cold when asked to sing.
The American who has spent six weeks
in Europe who cannot tell you how much
better they manage such things abroad,
sir
The party who declines to accommodate
Won with loan who could not have made
it all right if you had only called yes
terday.
The honest American citizen that does
not think the Tammsny Ring ought long
ago to have been sent to Sing Sing
prison.
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LAST SUNDAY IN CHICAGO. - John
Hay TINS telegraphs to the Tribune Of
Monday concerning the proceedings ir
the churches Of Chicago on Sunday:
The few churches, which are still open
have been crowded. The sermons al
turned upon the great calamity. Many
of the pastors of the destroyed churches
held services in the open air in froot Of
the ruins. DR.. Ryder's congregation met
in Wabash avenue, and almost the entire
congregation of Unity Church came to-
gether in Dearborn street, at the call Of
| their pastor, the Rev. Robt. Colyer, The
exercises were simple and touching, con-
sistipg merely of a prayer and q hymn
and few words of manly sympathy and
exhortation from the warm-bearted ora.
tor. Street and sidewalk were covered
with men, women and children wins were
moved sometimes to laughter hy the
quaint hum0r Of the speaker and some
times to tears by his deep and earnest pa
thos The day was clear and mild, and
the October sunshine fell softly on his
gray hairs as he stood in front of this
once beautiful church, now wholly in
ruins, and talked to his people in e
cheering way. He said God would
not ask Of them impossibilities The
calamity was 80 vast that the PEG
pie were stunned aud dumb. They could
not vet lift themselves up into the higher
atmosphere they yet hoped to reach, when
they could thank God for this visitation.
All this in good time they would hope
and pray for bat God would not demand
this to-day. He then referred, in plain
and touching language, to the terrible
losses they had suffered, but soon changed
to the more hopeful aspects of the case,
showing how much yet they had worth
living for. He urged them to look for
ward and not backward, and excited even
among these unfortunate people a mo-
mentary burst OF good spirits by his
quietly humorous description of Lots
wife and what she came to by mourning
over her spoons and tablecloths, which
were burned in Sodom. Every one must
now engage in the work of reconstruction
He then briefly and modestly referred to
himself and his intentions. He would
stay by his people; he did not think they
could find a cheaper parsOn. He had
preached year for - cents, and could do
it again if necessary. He could support
himaelf for the present by lecturing, and
as last resort he could still make as
good horseshoe as any blacksmith in
Chicago The audience dispersed after
singing a hymn, greatly cheered and
frightened by the wholesome and helpful
words of their preacher and friend, who
seemed to forget hi4 own severe losses in
trying 10 console them for theirs.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-10-26

The Loss OF CHICAGO LAWYERS. =
The Chicago Journal says in relation to
the losses of the lawyers in that city by
the great fire:
AS specimen of what the legal pro.
| fession of this city has lost, we may state
that Gen. Fl. N. Eldridge, of the firm of
| Eldridge & Tourtelotte, the attorneys for
Field, Letter 81 Co., lost all his papers,
not scrap left, after having practioed
| law for fourteen years in Chicago and in
the same Office. There is not a law office
nor law library in Chicago except few
small duplicate libraries at the residences
of the lesding lawyers. There is not a
paper showing that there is suit pend
ing in any of the six courts of record in
Cook county, Including the Federal Court.
There is not an indictment in existence
in the county against any one, not a
| judgment, not petition in bankruptcy in
the Federal Courts. Even the duplicate
files that the lawyers left in their offices
of important cases are ell gone. a few
may have escaped by being taken to the
houses for Sunday or night work. We
may add that there are in Chicago about
FIVE hundred lawyers.
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Russian Proverbs.

Tie Scotch and the Spaniards have
hitherto divided the credit of possessing
the largest stock of proverbisl wisdom
but were the literature of Russia more
widely known -he might prove formid a
BILE rival to the land of the oatmeal or to
that of the oranges. We give a few
specimens, which on account of their
terseness, their quaint homely vigor, and
dry, Sancho Panz4 satire, scarcely need
the aid of rhyme to recommend them
They are, indeed, more fully than words
can express the faithful mirror of the
shrewd, simple, logged, humorous Rus
sian mind, ever vailing its natural keen
ness under a mask of habitual and i'm
penetrablo stolidity:
so after two wolves ard you will not
even catch one
"A good beginning is half the work
Trust in God, but do not stumble
yonrself.'
With God, even oross the sea; with
out Him, not even to the THRESHOLD
Money is not God, but it shows great
mercy
The deeper you hide anything the
sooner you fud it
a debt is adorned with payment
'Roguery is the last of trades
Never take crooked path while you
can see a straight one
Fear not the threat OF the great, but
rather the tears of the poor
Ask pig to dinner and he will put
his feet on the table
Disease comes in by hundred weights
and goes out by ounces
Every little frog is great in his native
log
'One old friend is worth two new ones
BE praised not for your ancestors, but
for your virtues
When fish are rare, even crab is a
fish
A fathers blessing cannot be drowned
in water nor consumed by fire.
a mothers prayer will draw up from
'epths OF the sea-
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-10-26

A new style of parties are called ELAN
mel Receptions" where number of ladies
meet once week, in the evening, at each
others houses and sew for an hour on
clothing for the poor. After this the
work is cleared away and the gentlemen
arrive, when an elegant tea or supper is
served, and after mHsic and reading, and
sometimes dancing, the company dispense
at the sensible hour Of 10 o'clock.
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. ELIGIONS OF
Ia THE WORLD.

Comprising the History Of all Religious DeLOm-
nations, and the origin aud condition of
THE VARIOUS SECTS OF CHRISTIANS,
Jews and Mohammedaus as well as the Pagan
forms of religion il the different countries of the
earth, with Ske iches OF the Founders OF various
Religious Sects from the best authorities by Vim
cent J.. Milner. With an appendix by Rev. j.
Newton Blown, D. D., Nditor of ''Ency c!opedia
of Religious KaCwledge."
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DsRCHOLOGI3 Fascination or soul-Charm-
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MONTPELIER.-Tbe Fret National
B INK of MontPe,i4r reports individual
d4po-ita to the amount of $126,472.73 and
loans and discounts $173G8629.
The Washington County Curt
granted nine divorces.
-Montpe1i4r has done nobly in its
benefactions to the Chicago sufferers
liberality for the afflicted and distressed
is one Of the marked characteristics of the
capital. Beside the public offerings no
small portion of the benevolence of the
citizens of Montpelier has found q chan
mel in private sources there being large
number of its citizens who had relatives
or friends in the city. Many of the citi-
zens were interested in Chicago and have
lost quite, heavily by the fire. James K.
Langdon, Egg, has made q contribution
of $500, which is among the largest in
dividual subscription we remember to
have seen in the State. The following Is
list of these who con tributed 500, viz.
James W. Brock, E P. Jewett, George G.
Shepard. Those who gave $50 each were
Daniel Baldwin, George W. Reid, DR.. J.
Y.Dawey, P. P. Pitkiu, Charles W.Bailey,
Carlos B4ncroft & Sou. Those who gave
S25 each were B. F. Fifeld. John w
Clark. Uorr,or N. Hoatou, J. E. Wright
Mrs. 1h~n.~a Reed, Charles a. Reed, J
Pnlaad, George W. Scott, s. @. Woolson
The whole contributed is 1885, fifteen
hundred dollars of which has already
been forwarded. In addition, the ladies
O. Montpelier have forwarded eleven bar
rels aud nine boxes of bed clothing ane
wearing apparel direct to Chicago. A
concert in aid of the sufferers by thu
Chicago fire will be given on Monday tbs
! 23d inst.
The village of Montpelier is to be
lighted on dark evenings. We suppos
this ia done in remembrance of the Gen
eral Assembly, as heretofore the streets O.
the city have have only been lighted du
rtng the sessions of the legislature.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-10-26

THE CHARITY OF PARIs.-The most
touching Of All the movements for the re-
lief of Chicago ia that of poor, impover-
l,hed Paris, still struggling to get on her
feet from her late terrible soourges of war,
revolution, etiges, bombardments, iocen-
diary fires, and all the horrors of the Com
more How small are the suff.rings of
Chicago compared with the calamities of
Ptri-, and yet she, too, comes to the relief
Of the doomed city of the Lake. There
'srothirg to compare with this generosity
N The history of mankind.
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no YOU WANT BUSINESS? Our new book,
SIGHTS & SENSA1 IONS. is out. We offer
Is per cent. more commission to agents than here
tO'Ore. 1t will pay
4 00n FARMERS WANTED to introduce
1aUOUAIex Hyde's Lecture on Agriculture.
book every farmer needs, and most viii buy
when they see it. A rare chance for turning spare
yours into cash. GS5- We caarge nothing for cir
culars, and full information of either book, and
offers to gents. Send and get them. Address,
AMERICAN PUB. CO., Hartford, Conn.
Oct5d&w4w
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BENNINGTON COUNTY.

The Bennington County Union of
Good Templars will hold Convention at
Factory Point, Nov 1st, 1871. Open to
all members of the Order. Public ad-
dresses in the evening by Rav. s. W. Gle
mans of No. Bennington and T. Z. Brow
nell. G. W. G.. No. Pownal
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VELVETS. VELvETEENS, SILK
yELVETs, SATIES.
ASHMUNS TEMPLE OF;
FASHION.

No. 20 Merchants Row, Rutland, Vt
P.S.-Please ask for article advertised, as our
stock is 20 large that not always the advertised
article is shown you first. Through courtesy 10
our patrons, We are willing TO exchange goods
which are not cut, flowers, frames and feathers
excepted. In no case do we refund money unless
specially agreed upon.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-10-26

MORMON TR1ALs,-Tho trial of Haw-
bins, the Mormon polyGamist, on a suit
brought by his first wife for adultery
with his other two wives, is progressing.
1t bids fair to be very bestial in its de-
velopments, aud 50 far, at least, it will
serve to show up polygamy in its true
light to the decent people of the rest of
the world.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-10-26

1t is said that million and half OF
The inhabitants of Germany are able to
read English. Whether they can under
stand what they read the account does
not say.
Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1871-10-26

SINGULAR Condolences The story
eloot the recovery from the ruins of the
Chicago fire of Bible with all it. leaves
burned excepting a chapter Of Lementa-
tons in which reference is m 4de to an
isolated city, and 70 or, 20 AL verv well
Tor the time being; but like mos "siuqu,
lar condolences" it should not be repeat
Cd too often. Like that celebrated Phoe
nix which has risen from its ashes from
time immemerial, suoh condolences are
played out"
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Vermont Medical Society.


the Vermont Medical Society was held at
Montpelier, October 18th and 18th. Large
numbers of the profession were present
from all portions of the State. Its sessions
wora held in Masonic Hall. The Prssi-
dent, DR.. Putnam of Montpelier, occupied
the chair The forenoon of the first day
was passed in the reception of delegates
from other societies, among whom were
Drs. o. Martin from Massachusetts, S. @.
A. Hanes from Maine, D. G. Burleigh and
N. G. Brooks from New Hampshire, in
reports from the committee on Epidemics,
and delegates to other societies.
In the afternoon, DR.. Henry James of
Waterbury read very interesting paper
upon some Of the Accidents following
AmPutatious, detailing cases occurring in
his own private practice, and in the hos
pitfalls under his charge during his service
os army surgeon.
DR.. G. P. Frost read paper upon Con-
sumption of the Lungs, which gave rise
to an exceedingly interesting practical
discussion Of the subject generally, devel-
oping some difference of opinion in regard
to the pathology # the disease suggest
ing and enforcing the very great import
auoo Of distinguishing in diagnosis be.
tween pull4onary aud tubercular con-
sumptlou. and indicating the prevailing
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4 GREAT CHANCE for AGENTS.
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Ristori, the actress, has lately sold her
handsome villa, near Florence, to Rus
sian nobleman, for $500, 900.
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The CUSTOMS TREATY. - President
Theirs has defined the provisions and
more immediate operation of the Interna-
uon'l Customs Treaty which has boen
concluded between France and Germany.
Pro,sia has evidently made a pretty safe,
and rather hard bargain. It may have the
effect of preserving both countries from IN.
necessary war panics in the future, but
In the meantime France will have to pay
pretty dearly for the late one.
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j U RU B E. B A

It is NOT A PHYSIC-It is not what is prop
erly called a BITTERS, nor is it intended as
such. 1t is a South American plant that has been
used for many years by the medical faculty
those countries with wonderful efficacy as pow
erful Alternative and unequaled purifier of the
blood, and is a sure and perfect remedy for all
diseases of
The Liver and Spleen, enlargement or OBJ
struction of intestines, urinary, uterine,
or abdominal organs, poverty or q
want of blood, intermittent or re-
mitient fevers, Inflammation
of the liver, dropsy, slug
gish circulation of the
blood, assesses,
tumors, jaun-
dice,
ScrOfula, dyspepsia, ague and fever, or their
eoncomitants.
DIR. WELLS EXTRACT OF JURUBEBA
is offered to the public as great invigorator and
remedy for all impurities of the blood or for or
ganic weakness with their attendant evIla. For
the foregoing complaints,
JURUBEBA
is confidently recommended to every family as a
household remedy, and should be freely taken in
all arrangements of the system, il gives health
vgOr and tone TO all the vital forces and animates
and toruhes all weak and Emphatic tempera-
m4nts.
JOHN @. KELLOGG, IS Platt ST., New York,
oc'5 sw4w Sole Agent for the United States
Price One Dollar yer bottle. Send for circular.
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FREE To BOOK AGENTS.

OK 000waslate'y paid by Congress to a lady
cTCsOUU for her bravery in saving emit
grants from the Indians-She was a PRISONER
among them. My Captivity among the Sioux
price $3.50. is her wonderful story. Endor-e by
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particularly adapted. ES-We charge nothing
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POPERY.

THE FOE OF THE CHURCH AND RE
PUBLIC.
What it has done. What it is doing and what il
means to do. Its power, despoti-m, Infalhbllity
frauds, relicts, miracles, idOlatry, prosecutions
startling crimes, and New York Riots. Send fol
circular. Address PEOPLES PUBLISHING
CO., pa Main ST., Springfield, Mass.
.Oct5dMw4 q
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FEATHERS, FEATHERS.

Real Ostrich Pom Pors, in all colors, at 5Gc.i
Real Ostrich Tips. very handsome. at SOC. -
Very loDZ Ostrich Feather the real in al
shades, $500; worth $500
Long Black Ostrich Plumes, sl.I5
Real Ostrich Tips at zoe.
Vulture Tips at 2ac
And many more, such as Marrabough, willoR,
Biris Of Paradise, &C.