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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
FaI.InS.

No. 596-s2,5OO. go acres 100 in cultivation; good
water and timber; fair bu ldings An excellent stock
farm, and sold on easy terms, 10 miles from Knox
vile; AZ miles from railroad station
No. 60-A "a acre homestead log house and stables
10 acres in cultivation good fruit trees spring an
branch through the land, near Turnpike road schools
and churches. Price $500. '5
No. 5sl-Exeelent farm, over 200 acres brick req
denee :, large barn and level productive Iimestope
No. SPA choice farm Of 200 acres near Concord.
The best of upland SOIL good timber and water and de-
sirable location.
No: 4l9A river farm of acres, strong SOIL 90 ores
In cultivation. timber very heavy and valuable.
No. A5-Farm of 16G acres 2 miles from Concord ld
acres In cultivation, good water and timber Price.
No 46o-A farm of $50 acres. miles from Knoxville,
on very pleasant road. The well known point known
ne building site : res in cultivation Of yerr rcS
land, some acres river bottom land ~
y No. 612. 200 acres valley land and choice upland
for clearing miles from Oinch river IS acres now
set in clover bargain is offered in this property
stock and grain farm. . miles from Knoxville.
No. $4,000 acres well arranged for division into two
farms, Jonesboro. The land is good and highly
improved; buildings and fences exeellent 200 fruit
in cultivation. Eve springs. Price S6oO0.
No. $50 Farm of 400 acres of strong soil Abundant
supply of good water and timber. .;.7,s. 80
100 Farms in Cumberland county. Plateau land
1900 Acres in Morgan county.
.s51gif -1 For sale.
LoTs OF FROM IL TO 30 ACRES. rich, level land TWO
MILES FROM KNOXVILLE.
Mfn and Timber Properties.
; No. 56l.-650 acres eaxily-timbered land near
French Broad River with of the best Bater-powers
m the State mill now on the property Much Of the
land valuable for farming; several good buildings Of
fered for short time at sz.5O-cash short credit
! No 642GCotton Factory complete. with Saw and
Grist Mills dwellings for operators 700 acres of land
excellent power: Close e the East Tennessee. Viz
No. 66l. $4500- Very valuable farm and mills eight
miles from Knoxville 100 acres of good land in cult
VatIon Ao acres m heavy timber, frame dwelling,
rooms. large barns water power equal 10 l5horse pow
er and neyer-faiing. One-thrd cash. balance easy
Z No. S3-Farm Of III acres in BIount county very
good soil and location, with valuable water power
six miles from Railroad. Price s., 200.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
A CARD,

We desire it not forgotten that we are sensible Of
and appreciate the kindness bestowed upon us in the
past. We have endeavored to merit by close
personal application to business and studious regard
for the wants of the community and the experince of
and the best buying talent of the country have
been laid under contribution that might succeed in
giving to customers perfect satisfaction both in price
and quality We hope to merit continuance Of favors
We your friends.
r. s. PAYNE & CO.
march17-tf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
COUNT Won BISMARCK.

The man to whom more than all Others is Prussia in
debted for her present proud position among the
TONS says Absurd the high Hat is, it does keep
equal temperature and it does feel better than any
other form of head covering. The voice of the scoer
is silent in the face of the above ilustrous authority.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27

The Post Office opens at A. w. and closes at 4SO P.
NJ. Opens again at Il, p. NJ closes at IN. NJ Office
open on Sundays at l:30, P NJ, for one hour. .. b.,
The Eastern Mail closes. 49,. 1015 A. NJ
arrives. ......... =. ...... Loo p. NJ.
opens for delivery ....,.... Zoo P. NJ.
The We tern Mail closes.
1. . . arrives. .........."...-.ll00A A. NJ.
II opens for delivery .-...... l200 n.
Coal Creek Mail arrives at HOO A. NJ; and closes at
400 PM. - ftiti - - '.'---' -
The Maryville Mail arrives at 1885, A. NJ, and de-
parts at 200, NJ, daily, except Sundays ]>f8
Maynardville Mail arrives at 1900, Thursday.
and departs at Loo, p. NJ, same day
The Blain's Roads Mail arrives Tuesdays and Fri
days at Hoo, and departs at 120O NJ same days
The Gap Creek and Trundle's X Roads Mail arrives
A. NJ. JAMES RODGERS p, M, =
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27

glance at the Show Window of r: S. PAYNE
CO.'S Store is very tempting, We advise people Il
avert their gaze while passing by.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27

Report prosperous business during the year 1870. We
also can lay claim to having had share of custom
ers. They came mighty throng, from Georgia, North
Carolina, Virginia and East Tennessee.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27

We invite close inspection of our goods. oompari-
son of qualities ad prices usually results in favor
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
GREAT REDUCTION
In prices on ts Shoes HITS and Trunks at PAYYE's
THE LARGEST STOCK

boots, Shoes Hats and Trunks ever received by one
House in, Knoxville is now being received at X. 5.
PAYNE & co.'s.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
Go to Payne'S
KNOXVILLE MERCHANTS

For BARGAINS in Hats. Shoes and Trunks.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
Ladies Hats,
In Boundless Profusion, at R. S. PAYNE & CO.'S
FACTS ARE STUBBORN,

And of the tubbornest facts is that people be-
ginning to know that PAl MES is the place to buy.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
.so1 CHARLES WEARING,
Owl Engineer, Draughtsman and Surveyor,
KnoxxiIIe. Tennessee.

- and mountain lands II
s. Maps executed in the best style.
Coal and Mineral Lands carefully SURVIVED md
maps fnrnished showing topography and location Of
mineral veins. coal seams, &c. = - - u
CITY lots staked out.
Leyeiing 70 ascertain Wafer power Calcula,;ens os
Earthworks, Plan for Bridges and Buildines made VI
OFFICE adjoining
CHARLES SEYJfOUR'S
REAL ESTATE OFFICE
NO. 50 Gay Stl Get,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
Descriptive Price List of 1000
Properties now offered for sale.

ANFOKMAIlON EkEEII -EUkNlSHED.
No GIG. Farm in the Big Valley, six miles from
Clinton. Good soil, water timber and fair improve
ments. 90 acres in cultivation. Sl500.
y E Tannery and Shoe Factory,
No. 61-A rare opportunity is here gwen to buy on
favorable terms, of the most profitable establish
ments in this section, now working twelve hands,
with great facilities for extending the business LOcat
ed in pleasant village, the East Tennessee Vir-
gnia and Georgia Railroad.
No. COS. Farm on Clinch river; 1S4 acres Some
good bottom lands. Six miles from Coal Creek. Only
$500 for this very productive property.
No. 1925 acres of land, with good timber md wa
ter 80 acres forcultiyaon, and good soil II miles
from Knoxville. Small house and stable Some fruit
Price $780,
No. 54O-Tract Of $50 acres, miles from Knoxville
Good SOIL water and location. This tract will be pi-
VIDED to suit purchasers into tracts of from to sixty
acres and at from so to $50 acre. according to Oca
ton. On good road and near a railroad station. Land
hes well. and is much Of it seeded down.
Tor Rent:
Fifty so acres of open land near Knoxville; suita
bic for market garden or nursery. VIII be rented
for term OF years. t-.'
For Sale OF. Rent:
The steam mill property large and convenient build
ing, powerful engine, admirable location on Railroad
and Turnpike road. Building and machinery in good
order. Large lot.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
Buy Your Shoes, Hats and Trunk.

At PAYNES. and save from ten twenty-five per cent
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
MONEY SAVED rs MONEY MADE

PAYNE sells for cash at retail and if you buy thu
way, you can save money and lots of it, at PAINES
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27

Invaluable Lots for sale,

EItHV a1uaDIG Lots Tor sale.
I OFFER FORTY THE CHoicEsr LoTs NoRrL on
NOW On THE H :, AARkET. CoRNER LOTS On IMPORTANT
CALL AND LOOK OVER Mars AND PRICES.
No. SI2-Choiee Gay street lot. - sfu~.S
NO. 52S-A choice building lot arge, and beautifully
Iocated near the University about one mile from
No 5g7 Brick cottage, lew and well built on de-
good cistern; Price 500 and $50 required in cash
NO. -Buliding SITE, 2og feet square on turnpike
No. 591--Store house and residenceon Depot Square,
Sweetwatsr Buildings large and in good order; lot
large, well improved and well located in one of the
Remission $50 year, and worth much more to q man
wishing 5000 location Tor business and home.
fine view of the city, mountains and river, OF
eur best streets sidewalks gas &e SOxllO feet $780,
Two valuable lots on Gay street for sale.
No. 5lS-Exceedngiy comfortable and desirable resi-
dence with 10 acres Of finely improved ground,
No S2SILarge and well finished house in East Knox
vile. with finely improved lot Location very good
80 LOTS In East Knoxville ranging from $50 to 500
!. No 624-Neat, ltwo-story house and lot on Park
street. the Atkin House rooms. Sl2OOhalf cash.
No. 402-Suburban residence ana a half miles
from Knoxville PosOce % acres of good ground and
comfortable buildings excellent water desirable loea-
No 4h-Eorty desirable lots in Fairyiew. near the
residence of g. NJ Branner ESQ., convenient to the De-
pot and Manufactures. High, well lying ground AMI
IN rapidly lmproA lng nelghborhoed.
ana Te Egoysd d grounds OF acre
walton overlooking the city, and afOrding fine view
and cool breeze all through the summer
No. 442-Thirty-fvel lots in the Railroad addition TO
Knoxville ranging from xf0 TO 300x300 in SIZE and
from SEQ to s. 600 in pfieef The location of these lots
central elevated and in good and fast improving
neigh borhood makes them very desirable. These lots
must be Sold and offered at prices which make it an
inducement to buy Fffta
'7- iverSity Avenue.
This new street, the hands0mest ever laid out in
East Tennessee, will soon be opened for half mile
in length. Few choice building of from one to
ten acres can be bought at low prices and on easy
Some choice building sites, with view of the river
at low rates '@'i' f" ~
Call for 81 5iasA 2 c-ir.lf -
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
AT PAYNE,S
Trunks, Bags, Umbrellas,

Form leading items in our stock. We have in sto
and on the way 400 Trunks, of different varieties.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27

The Latest and most Stylish SHOES for Ladies can
be found at PAYNES
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1871-04-27
RATES OF ADVERTISING IN DAILY
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.

Notices in Local Column, ten cents per line. 7
Notices in Special Column. five cents per line
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
FOREIGN NEWS.
ROME.

,", ROME.
RoME, September 2S-Chevalier Nigra
the Italian ambassador 10 France, has been
recalled.
...... SPAIN.
MADRID, September 2s.-Ths king will
open the Spanish Cortes Monday.
PORTUGAL.
LIsBoS, September pa steamer from
Rio Janerio brings news that the Brazilian
chamber of deputies adopted bill 70. the
emancipation Of slaves. ~. ..'
ENGLAND.
LONDON, Sept. 2S-Napoleon still re-
maine At Toraquy. He has suffered lstely
with rheumatifm. .
Princess Alexandra leaves London To-
morrow for the Highlands, to be absen,
about month.
1t is announced from st. Petersburg
that Russia is about calling in ell her
officers and men who have been absent on
furlough.
The ship Hespers has been totally
wrecked on the Island OF Spiken Gag, at
the mouth Of the Weser. All on board
were lost. Heavy gales prevailed last
night, and it is feared that many vessels
have been wrecked.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
THE DRY GOODS TRADE.

THE MAMMOTH ESTABLISHMENT or GOLD
STEIN AND RosENwATEB-THE FALL
TRADE-THE MOST COMPLETE STOCK Oh
DRY GOODS, READY MADE CLOTHING,
HATS, CAPS, ETC, IN CAIRO.
We yesterday paid visit to the man.
moth establishment of Messrs. Golds:ein
& Rosenwater, Commercial avenue, be-
tween Eighth and Ninth streets, and must
confess our surprise at seeing the immense
stock to be found in this house. This firm
have long enjoyed the reputation of being
among the leading dry good merchants Of
the .city, and one who will take the
pains to examine their stock, will noed no
other assurance of the truth of this re-
port.
In the dry goods line they are receiving
daily fresh additions to their already i'm
mense stock. In the the line Of silks,
Irish poplins, velvsts and velveteens, ETC.,
they have most choice and select assort-
ment OF Irish poplins alone, they have
upwards Of two hundred and fifty patterns,
of silks their stock is enormous; Of velvet
and velvetines it cannot be surpassed.
Ribbons, gloves, ladies collars, and all the
minor articles that go toward making up
the dress of II lady, are to be found here
in abundance. OF their stock of ready
made clothing there is no end, and their
prices are SO reasonable that they have
built upa large and profitable trade in
this line. In the way Of hats and caps
they are doing big business.
The Arm of Goldstein q Rosen-
water are now prepared to fill orders for
goods, either at Wholesale or retail. The
Wholesale business with them is q new
feature, and they are confident Of their
ability to compete with other markets In
the same trade. As the season when pee
pie begin to prepare for winter is now Mt
hand, We advise our readers to call upon
Messrs. Goldstein & Rosenw water before
elsewhere.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
GERMAN TONIC

compounded for those not inclined TO eS.
i bitters, and j. intended for u-e IN cases
some al 'oh0iio -tlmulsnt i required IN con.
pm with the Tonic properties OF the Biier-.
bottle Of the Tonic contains one bottle OF
BitteTs. combined with pure SANTA CRUZ
and favored IN such manner that the eN-
= bitterness Of the Bltterr is overcome,
ng q preparation highly agreeable aud
ant to the palate, and containing the medic.
.rtues Of the Bitters. The price OF the
IL 81 30 per bottle, which many persnns
toe high. Tney must take into consider.
that tre stimulsnt used Is guaranr ed 10 be
re quality. poor article could be fur
at a cheaper price but il II not better to
little more and have = good article A
inal preparation sh buld contain none but
(st ingredients and they who expect % oh.
cheap compound aid be benefited by It,
(ost certainly be cheated.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
CHICAGO.
THE PROPELLER NEBRASKA
BURNED.
THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND
BUSHELS GRAIN DAM.
AGED.

CHICAGO, September 2S.-Between one
and two o'clock this morning a FIRE oc.
CURED on the propeller Nebraska, while
lying at the Galena elevators dock in this
city. Her upper works were destroyed
and her cargo, thirty-eight thousand bush.
els Of wheat and oats, badly damaged.
Tho loss is heavy but largely covered by
insurance. The Nebraska is owned BY
Hall & Ensign, Of Buffalo.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
CRIME.
KILLED BY A DESPERATE.

ST. LOUIS, Sept. 2s.-At Newton, Kan
sas, on Saturday last, City Marshal King,
demanded a revolver of Texan, where.
upon the Texan shot and killed him.
Several other shots were fred, one Of
which mortally wounded David Lisles.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

Whole Supreme Court OF Pennsylvania
kor these remedies. Who would ASA for
ignified and stronger testimony
|eorge W. " oodward, formerly Inlef Jus.
u the supreme Court Of Pennsy yl'anla, Vt
lot member OF Congress from P.nnsylya-
Irites: So,
Boofiands German Bitters Is good tonic,
la diseases of the digestive organs, and Of
tnefit in cases OF debility and want Of
! action in the system. You're, truly,
GEORGE W. WOODWARD.
lines Thompson, Chief Justice OF the Su-
3 Court Of Pennsylvania:
Philadelphia, April -, 1867.
sider Hooasnd'. German Bltters a valua'
icine IN cases of attacks Of Indigestion or
|-ia | can certify this from my expert
It. Yours, with respect, -
borge sharswood, Justice Of the supreme
Of Pennsylvania;
Philadelphia, June !, 1889.
} found by experience that Hoohand's
Bitters is very good tonic, relieving
lie symptoms almost directly
GEORGE SHARSWooD.
m. F. Rogers, Mayor OF the CITY OF Buf'
y:
Mayor's Office, Buffalo, June %, 1853.
used HConsud's German Bitters anu
my family during the past year, and can
spnd them as an excellent tonic, impart-
and yIgor to the system. Their use has
3Iuctiye Of decidedly beneficial effects.
WIN. J.. ROGERS.
mes NJ. Wood, ex-Mey or OF Wllllamsport
great pleasure in recommending Hoof-
eTmsn Tome 10 any one who may be al
hh Dyspepsia. had the Dyspepsia so
was impossible TO keep any food on my
and became so weak as not to be able
half mile. Two bottles Of Tonic ef-
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

cred interest rate showed the superiority
OF our country and institutions, and gave
America new claim to be the leader and
teacher Of mankind.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

Go to Parker & Blake's, corner Com.
msrcisl avenue and llth street, for Aurora
oil. 1ug2sdm-
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

FoR good photographs, porcelain pic
lures, or old pictures to be copied, call on
Thomas, No. ia Commercial avenue. lie
iss good workman. Give him trial.
septl5tf.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

Fox SALE-A cottage on 18th street
containing 7 rooms, cistern and out
houses complete. Apply to
w w. TRoRArOH.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
HOOFIAND'S
ERMAN BITTERS;
uOOFL ND'S
[E r M A N TO N I Q;
PODOPHYLLIN PILL
WILL CURE YoU.
y are the Greatest Blood Purin.
ers known
HOOFLA-ND'S

medical world, and will eradicate diseases
! inR from impure blood, Debility Of the
Iplg lgest,ye Organs, or Diseased Liver,
in a shorter time than any
other known rem.
elIes
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

Everybody goes to Jorgensen's family
gorcery for the Hslfsrd Lsichsstsrshirs
sauce. II
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

AT Jorgensens may be found the pop
ular French assorted pickles. II
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

-Jorgcnsen has great run for Capt.
Whites oriental pickles. If
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
GERMAN BITTERs
'5itters pi,hom Aicohoi or Spirits Of
any kind.

l ifefont from all others. 4 ~ Composed OF
- pure Juices, or vital Principle Of Roots,
l. and Bsrks, Tor, ~ incidentally termed, Ex.
l. } the worthless or inert portions OF the IN.
ents no, being used. Therefore, IN one bot.
NJ this Bitters there IL contained a. much
(cinal y.-tue Ne will be found in several gal.
|of ordinary mixtures. The rOosH, ETC., used
! |s Bitters are grown IN Germany, their vital
piles extracted in that country 10y scien.
Chemist, and forwarded to the nanufactory
! 9 CITY, where they are compounded and bot
Containing no spirtuou- ingredients, this
r. H. free from the objections urged against
! hers. No desire for stinulspts can he in.
II from their use they cannot make drunk
and cannot under any CIRCUMSTANCES have
m a henehclAl effect.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

MONEY refunded If Gillets goods dom I
please. agl8eowdaw2m
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
DIR, HOOFLAN ND'S
ID Q = FL Y L L I N
suhstltute for Mercury Pills.

Substitute for Mercury Pills.
lis A DOSE. The most powerful, yet
kcent, Vegetable Cathartic known.
necessary to take o handful oi these
bduco the desired effect. Two OF them
y and powerfully, cleansing the Liver,
land Bowels, Of all impurities. The
Ingredient is PodophyllIn, or the Alco'
tact of Mandrake, which Is by many
|e powerful, acting and searching, than
|ake itself Its peculiar action - upon
|cleaning il speedily from all obstruc'
| all the power of Mercury, yet free
be injurious results attached TO the use
neYal.
seases in which the use of a cathartic
n. these pills will give entire satisiac-
~ case. They NEVER FAIL.
Of Liver Complaint, dyspepsia, and
)st yeness, DR.. Hootland's German BIT
ME, should be used IN connection with
The tonic effect OF the Bitters. or Tonic,
he system. The Bltters, OF Tonic, pu'
blood, strengthens the nerves, reg.
Liver, and gives strength, energy and
mr. Bowels active with the pills, md
Ia system with Bitters, or Tonic, and
can re tain the hold, or even assall you.
that It is Dr Hoohand's German Rem.
are 80 universally used and highly
led and do not allow the druggist TO
10 take anything else that he may say
God, because he makes u larger proht
so remedies will be sent by Express TO
upon application TO the PRINCIPAL
4 the GERMAN MEDICINE STORE,
STREET, PHILADELPHIA.
HAS. NJ. EVANS, Proprietor.
Former y M. Jackson & 20.
lies ar for sale by Dmgglst
anI M clne Dealr rs everyWher
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
NEW YORK.

NEW YORK.
NEW YoRK, Sept. 2s.
MONEY-Plenty at six per cent.
GOLD-Duil but steady at l4sc.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
bMus, OR WASTING AWAY OF THE
BODY.

hnber that Hoofand's German RENE.
|he medicines you require 10 purify the
|cite the torpid Liver To healthy action,
liable you to pass safely through any
snd exposure,
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
HAS. NJ. EVANS. Proprietor

FUrIHeI W'v"V""0"" 0"'
lies ar for sale by DMggist
|anI M cine Dealr r. everywher
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
ST. LOUIS FAIR.

Begins oct. End and Continues until
Oct. 9Th.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29

~ teeps on hand constantly a full stock OF
xlOld Kentucky Bourbon. Rye and Nouopps.
hela Whistles, French Brandies, Holland Gin,
Rhine aud California Wines. i,nmf
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-09-29
STEAM BOATS.
''''''''''' ',''.'''''-'t|,,'
MOUND CITY AND CAIRO
.sac
THE STEAM TUG, CACHE

BETWEEN
CAIRO AMID MD. CITY
Weekly Trinity journal., 1871-11-25
+. NOVEMBER 20. 1871.

WoMAN's WIT IN DISTINGUISHING, that incarn-
alton of rnfianism, in the person of the most
hideous blackguard in England, with mob of
thieves and murderers at his back, attacked FL
field, the old family residence of two elderly
maiden ladies, named Penruddock. When the
mob were on the point of resortng to extreme
violence, Miss Betty Penruddock expressed her
astonishment to the ugly leader of the band that
" such good-looking man as he, should be
Captain of such an ll-favOred band of robbers
Never again will trust to good looks |" cried
the old lady, whose flattery so touched the van
'ty of Swing that he prevailed on his followers
to desist. {" Only give us some beer" said he
land we wont touch a hair of your head !"
" You can't" retorted the old lady, " for wear
a wig -
Weekly Trinity journal., 1871-11-25

MRs. SPRArr, an Illinois woman, has made
the following speech Eyes gentleman, this is
productive country. Anything in the line of
the animal or vegetable kingdom here beats the
world. have made 45O pounds of butter from
five cows in one year and as you refer to my
my children, am proud to say that have had
husband) is the father Of every blessed one Of
them.'
Weekly Trinity journal., 1871-11-25

CHARLES MATHEWS, the younger, has placed
on record a aughabe specimen of abbreviaton.
Going into an eating house for lunch, he heard
seven orders given in quick succession by a
throng of as many customers, one calling for a
basin of oX-tal soup, two for mock-tu soup,
three for pea soup, and one for boullion. The
waiter, dashing up to the speaking tube, bawled
out with immense rapidity "OAe OK, two
mocks, three peas and bully -