The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1871-06-27
A CONFIRMED DYSPEPTIC.
DYSPEPSIA PREVAILS

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almost universally.
Nearly every other person you meet is a
victim, an apparently willing one for were
when certain, speedy and safe remedy is
within the easy reach of all who desire to
avail themselves Oft. But the majoritywill
not. Blinded by prejudice, or deferred by
some other unexplained influence, they re-
fuse to accept the relief protiered them.
they turn deaf ear TO the testimony OF
thousands whose sufferings have been ale
waited, and with strange infatuation, APP
pear to cling with desperate determination
TO their ruthless tormentor. But says dys'
peptic: What is this remedy? TO which We
reply: This great alleviator Of human suf-
fering Is almost as widely known as the
English language. 1t has allayed the agonies
OF thousands, and Is to-day carrying COM
tort and encouragement to thousands OF 9TH
ers. This acknowledged pannacea Is none
other than
DR.. HOOFLANDS GERMAN BIT
TIERS.
Would you know more OF the merits Of
this wonderful medicine than can be learned
self, and when II has failed to fulfil the as
surance of its efficacy given by the pro-
prietor, then abandon faith in II.
LET IT BE REMEMBERED,
first of all, that HOOFLAND'S GERMAN
BI1TERS is not rum beverage.
They are not alcoholic in any sense Of the
term. They are composed wholly OF the
pure juice or vital principle OF roots. This
is not mere assertion. The extracts from
which they are compounded are prepared
by one of the ablest of German chemists.
Unlike any other Bitters in the market,
they are wholly free from sp'rituous ingre-
dients. The objections which hold with so
much force against preparations OF this
class, namely-that desire for intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use, are not
valid in the case of the German Bitters. SO
far from encouraging or intoxicating taste
or desire for inebriating beverages, IL may be
confidently asserted that their tendency Is
in Numerically opposite direction. Their
effects can be
BENEFICIAL ONLY
in all cases of the hillary system. Hollands
German BitterS stand without an equal,
acting promptly and vigorously upon the
Liver; they remove its tOrpidity and cause
healthful secretion of bile-thereby supply
ing the stomach with the most indispensa-
bic elements Of sound digestion in proper
proportions. They give tone 10 the stomach
stimulating its functions, ana enabling IL
to perform It's duties as nature designed II
SnOulu 90. lnty I'LL part NlSOI anu NlleiiSth
to the entire system, causing the patient to
feel like another belng-in fact, giving him
a new lease OF life.
THEY PURIFY TIE BLOOD,
cleansing the vital fluid of all hurtful im-
purities and supplanting them with the ele-
mcntS of genuine healthfulness. In word,
there is scarcely a disease in which they
cannot be safely and beneticially employed;
but in that most general prevalent, dis
tresSing and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
THEY STAND UNRIVALED.
Now, there are certain classes OF persons
To whom extreme Bitters are not only I'M
palatable, but who find II impossible to
lake them without positive discomfort. For
such.
DIR, HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
has been specially prepared. II is intended
for use where q slight alcoholic stimulant Is
required in connection with the we'll
known Tonic properties OF the pure Ger
man BltterS This Tonic contains all the
ingredients of the Bitters, but so Favored as
to remove the extreme bitterness. This
PREPARATION Is not only palatable, but COM
bines, in modified form, all the virtues OF
the German Bitte-S. The solid extracts OF
some of Natures choicest reStOratiycS are
purest quality. In cases OF languor or ex-
re.siye debility, where the system appears
10 have become exhausted of its energies,
HOOFLAND'S TONIC
acts with almost marvellous effect. 1t not
only stimulates the tagging and wasting
energies, but inVigOrateS and permanently
Strengthens It's action upon the Liver ana
and stomach thorough, perhaps less prompt
han
is taken is none the less certain. lndiges-
ton. BIliousneSs, Physical or Nervous Pros
tratiOn, Weld readily to its potent influence
III gives the invalid new and stronger hold
upon life, removes depression OF spirits, and
irspires cheerfulnesS. II supplants the pain
of disease with the ease and comfort OF per-
feet health. 1t gives strength TO weakness,
throws despondency to the winds, and
starts the restored invalid upon new and
Gladstone career. But DIR. Hoofiland's BEN
cfactions to the human race are not con-
fined to his celebrated
GERMAN BITTERS,
or his Invaluable Tonic. He has prepared
another medicine, which is rapidly win
ming It's way 10 popular favor because OF ltS
intrinsic merits. Inls IL
HOOFLAND'S PODOPHILLlN
PILLS,
n ner,ac, substitute for mercury, without
any of mercury's evil qualities.
These wonderful Pills, which are INTENDED
TO act upon the Liver, are NANNY composer
OF Podophyllin, or the
VITAL PRINCIPLE OF THE MAN.
DRAKE ROOT.
M bousebold should be without them.
They are perfectly safe, require but two for
an ordinary dose, are prompt and efficient
in action. and when used IN connection
with Dr, Hollands German Bitters, or
Tonic. NAV be regarded as certain speclncs
in ali cases OF Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,
or any of the disorders 10 whlch the system
is ordinarily subject. The
PODOPHYLLIN PILLS
m, ,,oon the stomach and bowels, carrying
or n6pDroner distractions, while the Bitters
or Toric purify the blood, strenthen ana IN
vioorate the frame, give tone and appetite
IN The stomach, and thus build up the IN
valid anew. ,,,or,o,
remedies fol diseases, has given the worid
one mainly for external application, in the
Wonderful pre- paraion known as
DR. HOOFLANDS GREEK OIL.
This Oil is sovereign remedy for pains
"i Rhenmatism. Neuralgia, Toothache, Chill
bIoins Snrains, Burns, Pain in the Back
and Ioins. Ringworms, &C., &c, all. yield %
its external application. The number OF
cures effected by II Is aslohlsnins' Anu 'iie'
are Increasing every day. r.. u.
bnrns' Kidney Diseases, Sick Headaches
S Sois' DHsentery, Cholera Morris, Cramps
poins IN the stomach, Colds Asthma, &C.
The Greek oil is eomRosed5 SEQ en Tha H,,O Q.
cinai INGREDIENT is an oily substance pro-
cn pd in the southern part OF Greece. Its
etfacts as a destroyer Of pain are truly mag
soaI Thousands have been benefited by
its nee and a trial by those who are skep-
ticai will thoroughly convince them OF its
inestimable value. IN ,. hr a1.