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Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

BILLINGsLEy-wEYER 81, by Rev. ].
r. Cooper, Mr.. Geo. l., Billingsley ofSL Clair
vile, TO Belle We er of Gencoe, Bel. Co. o.
GHLIN.-Sept. "a, 1871, by
ev. ]. Perkins, Mr.. Nicholas Major and Miss
Jennie Mclaughlin, all of Bel, 30. o.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Belmont. Oct II,
1871, by Rev. ]. B. Mccormick Mr.. F. B. lack
son and Miss H. E. Fletcher, both of Center
vile, Belmont County, o.
CASH-WILLlKIN-On the Sth inst, at the
residence of William Nicholson near Oak
Grove, by Rev. o. ]. Perkins, Mr. John w
Cash TO Miss Hannah NJ. w llikfn, all OF
Belmont County, Ohio.
BAILEY HINES.-On the 26th ult., by John
Moore. Esq., at the residence OF Mr.; WIN
P rkins, in Flushing I. p, Dir. Marshal Bailey
and Miss Aroma Hines, all of Belmont
[ OuntY. OhiO.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

A BIT OF REFoRM.-We have often
thought tha if there were two import
ant persons in a congregation one OF
them should be the janitor. He should
be man of delicate olfactOries, and
we think set of weak lungs might
make him sensitive to the existence
of an atmosphere that had been
breathed over for the fortieth time.
He should be man whose religion
would not interfere with doing lit
tie extra work in the way of shifting
windows in order to secure little fresh
air occasionally. He should under
stand that good fires regularly main
tanned, not red hot stoves, do not in
jure the purity of the air, and hat that
is better way to keep arm than by
keeping all the windows closed for fear
some consumptive individual might
die an hour sooner from exposure. We
are inclined to think if there was little
preaching done to janitors and less
keep awake, high-keyed pulpit dem
onstration, church going would be sim
gularly improved. We have endured
the bad air of a sick room, but can't
see the necessity of moral hospitals
made of our churches. Church dea-
cons and elders are not supposed to
care enough for the rest of the congre-
CATION to look after their comfort. We
cannot see that it would do the bell
any positive injury to be rung twice for
service instead of onee-the present
practice in some places. A half hour
for reflection would do no one any in
Jury, but when devoted to waiting on
the minister it is not SO agreeable.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
Pittsburgh Produce Market.

From the Pittsburgh papers Of Monday.
APiLEs.-Prime SO; good 80 q Dbl.
BUTTER-l6alSc.
EGGs-Fresh 2S@2sc q doz.
FLoUR-Red winter. 81 5O@s7 rs white, $s 90
@s %, Rye5 80.
GRAIN-wheat: Red $i,45@l.47; White, 81 81
@I 81; Corn. 6OSss; Oats, 46c; Rye, TO-
HAY 22a26 p ton,
PoULTaY-5prIng Chickens 5Ossoc q pair;
Id p pair 75c.
POTATOES-65c. p bns.
BEANS-s2 0O 2 bus.
CARBON OIL--24c p gal.
DRIED DFRUTT.-Peaches lo1l@llc; Apples 81
@scen.
GROCERIES-Cofee. Rio. 10, prime isc;
II: Sugars. New Orleans li7z: Cuba lo@lle; Teas
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

The election passed of quietly on
Tuesday, notwithstanding the large
amount of whisky which some of our
Democratic candidates made use of to
drug some poor, miserable, opinionless
creatures who should lose their votes
for being duped by such unprincipled
demagogues.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
DIED.

GREEN-October 1lth, OF Consumption, Miss
Emma Green youngest laughter ofSampson
and Amy Gre IN, aged IL years ant II NOR tbs.
Emma Is the sixth OF thu brothers and sis
ters WIN have been taken away within few
years, and with one exception ali by the sam
disease, This IL a sad bereavement to the re-
manning members Of the family aud with
death oming to one 20 young Is no gentle
warning of the uncertainty Of life, "Be ye also
ready"
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

THE CAT DWELL WILL CAsE.-The
Caldwell case has been d sposed Of
The applicants to have the probated
will set aside are to pay the costs, and
DIR. Samuel Caldwell was discharged.
The heBelmontCountywill was ordered to
be set aside and unless another will is
produced. or the contents of some other
will prov n, the estate will be distribu-
ted according to the statutes.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

SOME of our Democratic cotempora-
ries circulated the report last week after
the election, that the colored children
would attend the public schools on
Monday. We suppose that such would
be the result of abolishing colored
school districts as did the Democratic
school board of Richland Township.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

ONE " hole week nd no definite ac-
count of how the election terminated in
Monroe. 1t was reported on Monday
that they were still voting in order to
be sure of Chamber election We
think Robt. E. should be called Mon
roe Judge.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

QUESTION IN TRIGoNoMETRY.-Giv-
'en, the co-versed sine, 2 inches, OF an
arc 40 feet in length to find the ra ius'
In Arithmetic.-Thes side of square
is ten feet, the diagonal of another
square is ten feet. What is the ratio oi
their areas?
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

QUE friend Campbell said in his New
Castle speech that job A. Bingham
was going over the country telling that
he (Campbel) was a drunkard. Bing-
ham should apologize next winter in
Congress for doing the like
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

D. S., wants to know how much the
County Infirmary cost. Wait until the
Commissioners get the balance of the
Brussels carpet they have been buy
ing and we will give the necessary in
formation.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

CINCINNATI has been handsomely
gifted with supurb fountain, for one
of the public squares. The wood-cut in
the Gazette gives faint idea Of the
beautiful work ofart, a gift to the city
by Mr.. Probasco.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

There will be meeting of the Qua
ker City Driving Park Association on
the 9th and 18th of Octob #, 1871; pre-
miums $400. All entries close Oct. q,
1871, at which time full programme
will be given. Half fare tickets will
be sold at all stations between Zanes-
vile and Wheeling.
ALEX. P. COCHRAN, Sec.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
Public Sale.

WILL offer nj public sale at my residence,
known as Soan'S Mills, three miles SouI b
of Harrisvile, on the II, Ciairsville road, on
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18th. 1871.
the following property, to-wit: head of
Horses, one 2-vear old Colt, one large span of
years old Mules, Sp ing Wagon. nne road
Wagon, two log Wagons. one Cart. l21 mead OF
shores. 5 heal of Cattle, 2 Milk Cows. 201 hush
els of Orn in the crib, stacks OF Hay, Fodder
over 100 feet of Lumber. Piows, harrOws, sleds
cu tivaIorS. and many other articles too tedi-
GUS tn mention Sale to commence at 8 o'clock
A. NJ. when terms will be m lde known,
octl93w WILSON HEN DERSON.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

FIR Premium on Sewing Machines
as awarded the "Howe''-Exhibited
by Mr.. ]. P. Harvey, of Uniontown,
O., at the st. Clairsville Fair. This
machine is sold by him only.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

THE congregations Of the burnt
churches in Chicago held services in the
open air amid the debris of tn' ir
churches on last Sunday. Gloomy
enough. Considerable religious feeling
ia m anifested among the inhabitants.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

FIRE.-A fire broke out in Doyle's
shop in West End to-day but was
promptly extinguished without much
damage. Let our citizens be on their
guard.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

Robt. E. don't understand why so
many of his party went back on him.
It's plain enough-they have been
doing without q Judge five years al
ready.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

There was collision of trains near
Union Station, Central Ohio Road, last
Wednesday. Conductor Williams was
killed.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
ALEX. P. COCHRAN, s

THERE will a meeting of the Board
of Managers of the Belmont County
Agricultural Society at the Office of the
Secretary at st t'lairsville, o., on Mon
day Get. 23d, at o'clock P. NJ. A full
attendance is requested as important
business is to be transacted.
DAVID BROWN Pres.
AIEyIs Cope Sec
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
NURSERY STOCK.

100000 Apple, 3 years. TO feet high st sl2 per
i 100.
Apple, 2 years. to feet high, $40 per 100.
10000 Peach, s TOT feet high. at SO per 100.
Cherries large trees, 25 to so cents.
Pears Aprcois, Grape Vines, Evergreens and
Lombard Poplars In quantity: Raised by jos.
in straw and del Iver on boat or at depot free Of
charge. [sep2Slml JOSEPH HARRIS.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

THE Etna loses s, ,OOO, 600 by the Chi
-cago fire. The Hartford, 81 ,250, 900.
Two English Companies lose $1,000, 900
but their Assets amount to 5000, 600.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

Two or three men who intended
moving to st. CIairsville last week
have since changed their notion.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

THE reunion of the Soldiers of the
West Virginia Regiments will take
place in Wheeling on Thursday and
Friday of this week.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

LET every citizen who can afford a
chimney see that it is ready to catch
fire at any moment. Now is the
time.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

WE would inform our friend who
has sacrificed his smanhood for his party
that our artist is moral man.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
MRS. NJ. j. BOROFE.

w OULD respectfully announce to the ladies
w OF At. Clalsvil e, and vicinity. that she
has inst received an entire new stock of Mil
Iinery Goods, and IS ready to acco mnodate
those wishi ng to buy. Call an d examine her
goods and prices before purchasing elsewher
The test styles always ON hands.
Oct l9-tf
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
TOWN AND COUNTY NEWS.

Coal win be taken at this Office, on
subscription.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

WHAT is poultry worth at the Ga
zctte Office? Send that chicken to
Texas.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

SEND us more local items. We mean
you, and everybody.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

EooNoxY.-Ssve your doctors bin and q seri-
Gus sttactof Illness by taking few doses of
Dr. Henry's Root and Plant Pills. See adver-
tisemeuf. sel4-4w
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

Young Hyson, L A. Pm; Syrups, common $500
other grades 4Oa45; Rice l0c.
PROVISIoNs.-Should plain 7&71zc;ribbed
sides &c; sides clear lOc; sugar cured hams
l5c; lard II1zc.
HIDES.-Greeu Cow and steer) 7@sc; Kip Il
ais; Calf, l6@Is.
CHEESE Goshen II: Dairy &c.
sEEDS-CIover, Sc 1897; Timothy, Sc 5o@67
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
p 'h1ic Sale

WILL offer at public sale at my residence
L in st. Clairsville on Main Street, op site
StilwelPs Black smith shop, on
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9th, 1871,
all Of my Household and Kitchen Furniture.
ocI2-2N ELIZABETH NAGLE.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19


st. ClairsvilIe Retail Market.
Corrected by Carroll Giffin-
Apples go per bbl.
White wheat -four p Dbl 81 90.
Wheat r bush. 81 30@l S5.
Corn 2 bush. soc
Oats p bushel Csc.
Hay 2 ton IS 90.
Potatoes 2 bush. 40c.
Dried apples 2 b SC.
Dried peaches p b lie.
Hams 2 n lSc.
Sides Z ID I0c.
Shoulders ? b Sc.
Fish-Mackerel No. 2. halfbbl 81 IS.
"3, " IS 90.
Butter 2 h lSc.
Eggs ? doz. l5c.
Lard ? u PFC.
Cheese p n ISc.
fallow ? n Sets.
Bees Wax ? ID Zoe.
Feathers ? Ii 75c.
c flee 22@25c.
Sugar N. o. 2 b. l21l@15c.
Sugar White, ? d I7c.
Tea q n 81 z5@2 10.
Rice p n I21zc.
N. o. Molass p sailon sec.
Syrups, sI00
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
RNL.MO.VT .N.UIeN kRLES

nNEmile North OF NationaI tsoAu ue'E Nc
" Counly lunfmarY. -t..,
We heep constantly ON hand q cnf1ee selec-
ton OF Fruit ana OrnAment tal 1rces, vines &C.
Paroles wishing 10 purchase VIII DO Vel 70
"a II and examine Defore purchasing elsewhere.
ORDERS promptly III. r y. Address East Rich
IA nd, OHIO. !. 0ohnASON@
fehzi1I-ly 81 81
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

The gayest White Kid Bridal and
Br,nze Croquet Slippers, at
sp27 BAILEY & BUMGARNER's.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

Liquid Bronze Shoe Buckles and
Rosettes, Button Hooks &c at
ap27tf BAILEY & BUMGARNER's.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

: Owens. and Hembolds' Buchu sold b,
jy13rf Lewis
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

The ilsst lot If Lstis>'. Nisses'. and
Chilireu's B',ots. CATERS and Slippers.
colorei AMI plain ever offered in this
market. at BAILEY 4 BUMGAREFR's.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

The Sec0ai spring <to"k Just opened
ct, NEW BooT & SHOE STORE.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

Vinegar Bi;ters Selling fast at
jyl3tf LEWIS.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
a Rarc Collection.
suy lie and I'll Do You Coed.

Buy Ne and I'll Do You Coed.
ROOT AND PLANT
lRY CLEANSING THE BLOOD aad srsss- ~
90 - tnr tAs Liver ana eecrstire Orgen1 -
healthy aetlsa, ,thes- Piils cure May eenplasts "
- lwhich Il would not - upposed they eoaa reach
= : lsuch as HEApAenH, PAxn N THn 6pa. NuN1-I
- lnEsa rnn Hama AND fErfs DgkfNEss 4
- lCn1LInnns, REzuMATrsn, HEuaALefA. Iono % -
- lArrETrTE. BuIoua DIskNrRrS, kIDzrr AIH1clA
ri lToas, coEsrrr Axron DEniIrrf, fHvxna % Al =
- lKIxps, DTFErsfA. JAuxrrcE, and otAer ma III
n Idrvd conplaints y arlsnE from Allow sts,o er tAo
= lhody OF obatruction efits fanetinna.
Ralng free from mercury and other polec1nf "a
m lsAeY ean b taken all tines 1nd ander Al cir
- eurlstaness vltAoatrsgar4 70 Ges e. e1sine1a kll
- Prioe as CeHta box.
Preparld By the Grafton Ha91cino Compa1y, 80
D. Louis Ne. eO hy prssgiEis md DsasEs u hsa1as
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

All Ayers medicines sold by TN.
Lewis, Dru gist.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
1908 GIFTS,

CTAMMERING.-Thee cause removed. Ad
y dress DR.. A. BoARDAAS, East Hsddam, C~
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
LOCAL NOTICES.

J.V. Fisher still sells DR.. Halls
CoIumbo BItters.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
OFFICIAL VOTE CT BELMONT COUNTY
FOR OCTOBER 10, 1871.

~ State % clerk a r, sso @ lFs FEs Sns 2H D5ato. e1s Sn Sa
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19
MARRIED..

ALEXIS COPE Sec.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-10-19

Spalding's Glue; lstickiest thing Eout;
ready.
Flashing In their pearly sheen,
From the glorious corAlline,
See those Tcsth untafnishedl
White alike. the back and front.
yes by the Fragrant SozoDoNT,
May beauty's mouth be garnished.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20

1t IS understood that Mayor Hall thinks
OF torbldding the reading of the Declar-
alton OF independence next Fourth of
July, lest it may exasperate the ENGLISH.
men in our midst. Chicago Post.
A Bridgeport man who impulsivelv
sold his sick horse to a peddler for GROSS
of matches, is disguised at learning that
the animal is recovering and bids fair to
regain his original value. =
A serious gentleman was set all aback
the other day when he asked d farmers
wife how she made sausages, and received
for an answer, stake your in'ards, scrape
'em, scald and stuff 'em."
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20
EDUCATIONA AL.
HOSEA BARNS EDITOR

The four following items were intend
ed for last weeks issue, butwere unlnten-
tionallp omitted.
We endeayored to say in last weeks
paper, that the Committee OF Arrange
ments" at the school picnic of Dist. No.
8, Bristol, displayed much good taste, es-
peeially during the disposition Of the cat
ables. We also endeavored to give a
gentle hint to the fair young girls OF the
Kenosha High School relative to loudness
of tone, and distinctness of utterance in
reading, but we afterward found, that
with unusual gallantry we had placed the
burden on the shoulders of the 'young
men" A friend suggest that 4th OF july
might have had something TODD with the
the abnormal state of mind displayed
The charge is denied.
The Journal of,Et7ucation for July is
accompanied By supplement containing
the "OAicial Opinions" which have been
published in preceding numbers. This
supplement- is to be sent through town
clerks to every district clerk in the state.
If not received, district clerks should
apply for them. 81
Rev. j. H Twombly, D. D., of Charles
town, Mass, has been elected President
of the State University. The Journal q
Education speaks very highly of Dr.
TwomhIy, and says, Though a New
England man, he is fully alive to the
wants Of the West He is filed with the
Western spirit"
Miss Stanton takes the place Of Miss
Dickerson in Dist. No, 1, Randall Tue
term will continue two months.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20

CUNDURANGo.-The following extract
from a letter Of Vice President Colfax, to
friend IN Baltimore, concerning the new
cancer cure has been furnished for pub
lIcatlun:
II am SO glad to b. able to tell you
that mother is really on The high road
apparently, to perfect cure, although she
had only taken about quarter doses II
cundurango,in consequence of it's scarcity.
When we left Washington, in April, her
case was absolutely hopeless, her cancer
growing feariully and aDgriiy. Now the
tumor is three-fourths gore, and APP
parently diminishing pain almost gone
and every symptom favorable Since the
first fortnight she has had only quarter
doses, and now has none. She il m r,
like herself than she has been for years
How 1t cures or affects cancer I cannot
imagine. | know how incredulous many
doctors are about it, and I would be too
II | had not seen its results 1t seems
to separate from the blood whatever il is
that causes cancer,and don't know what
that is any more than I know why
Peruvian. bark, cures ague.p You canrpil
your friends, however, when they obtain
1t, they will notice on the fourth day an
improvement, and by the ninth day they
will see themselves that the cancer (
going away--that is if it acts with them
as with cases have seen. I am lonoino
for its arrival, and glad that DR.. Bliss Sc
promptly sent his partner to that distant
region for 1t. | have most piteous appeals
for it from friends, offering hundreds fol
it II 1t Will only stop the growth Of this
terrible disease bat have not an iota
and guess all in the United States i
now used up"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20


A PARIS HoRRoR.-T heard, yesterday,
this incident related and am quite satiq.
lied that it is true. a few days after the
overthrow of the Commune. a member q.
the National Assembly had the curiosity
to so to see some of the female captives
OF Paris confined at Versailles. Shortly
alter entering a yard In which two or
three hundred of them were assembled,
one OF them, III dirty garment, caught
him by tie arm and cried, "You shall
not leave me, NJ -" He tried to shake
her of but she chung tighter, and said,
TDo not leave me, for Gods sake! Look
at mel! He looked at her, and exclaimed
IN astonishment, "Gracious heavens
Madams -. You here 2" He recoo
nized III her friend, lady of wealth in
Paris. She burst into tears and told hei
tale, On Thursday, the 25th of May
hghtlng having ceased in her quarter,
4 she went out and called at the shop of /.
dyer, to inquire about some things she
had sent to be dyed. On leaving she
found herself among several women wht
were Tying before band of soldiers
crying: stop them, they are petr0IeuseS.
lhe women were surrounded, and sht
with them, and she, in spite of her ear
4 nest circumstances, was with them anc
1 many others SEM to Versailles. They
were made to gooli foot, and what SHE
suffered from fatigue and thirst, AM
agony or mind, no one, she says, can i'm
aglne. At Versailles all her efforts tt
i communicate with her friends and fam
4 lily were vain, for no one would listen
The M. 2 ,,ofcourse, fastened to get her re
leased. But for him she might have
been sent with her fellow prisoners to
penltentiary colony, or like some of them
shot. Her family in Paris were sur
prlsed at her absence, but never supposed
that she could be among the petr0Ieuse
OF Versailles, and so made no inquire
there The lady is convinced that man,
OF her fellow prisoners were as innoccn
as she, but says they were treated witt
as@much cruelty as those whose guilt wa
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Cor london Globe.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20

Hampton Court Chapel. London, was
ONCE the scene of singular epidemic
One Sunday youthful beauty tainted
and the handsome Sir Horace Seymour
carried her out. The next Sunday another
young lady was similarly attacked, and
Sir Horace, with like gallantry. sprang to
her relief. And thus the epidemic went
on. On successive Sundays, successive
beauties tainted, and tho handsome
Horace carried them successfully out, till
he grew tired of bearing such sweet
burdens. An announcement was made
that IN future all swooning nymphs
would be carried out of the chapel BY
the dustnan, whereupon the malady
rapidly disappeared.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20
A Young LADY in the sinoors,

a young lady IN the singers gallery of
cnurch at Lyons, N. Y, while looking
over the railing, the other Sunday, to see
what the congregation had to wear that
was new, lost her balance and fell plump
upon deacon's head and shoulders She
bounded into the aisle, however, without
receiving any injury and Joined in the
concluding hymn.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-07-20

The good fortune Of the bad bowstheir
head to the earth the bad fortune of the
good turns their faces to heaven.