Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1871-01-19
NISGELLANEoUslTEMs

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for divorce because herefuses to beliey
in the damnation of unborn infants.
A Colorado woman recently made
,oOO-mile trip, Including q horsebacl
ride OF 400 miles, to visit her friends il
= AAo. ,A-'. 45isf.,ss. 80 s.t 1ls .isss .l..!.8.
Among 800 divorces granted in Yer
mont this year, the wife acknowledge
: % having originated the difficulty in 2l
/. ENiii you accept millinery shor
ana dry goods store on my account ?''' i:
! now tile fashionable way of asking tbs
delicate aud momentous question: 81
. At recent wedding in acertain town
SIN Weconsint the organist, upon the
J. S,an al trance OF Inc bridal party to the
Shareh, played "Put Me In Ny Little
I Inc largest theatre, the largest circus
: and the largest distiIlery in the country
: are managed BY women; in the face oi
winch facts. it. is constantly urged that
) women are not wicked enough. to take a
! nana at politics. .go,s,sa Wah
The Reeeher family are thus divided
on women suffrage: Catharipe and
Thomas (oidest and y;ungestl are On
: posed ito IL, while: the intermediafe
members, Edward, Henry, Harriet and
Isabella. are in its favor. 81 - a : : !
Lebah Bradley, of Sheffield. VT. ibss a
wife OF 2lo pounds q daughter of l9 years
oie, oOlpounds, and a daughter IL years
olu, lou pounds. The future fate of that
family must weigh heavily on the IA
theirs mind. ~ ~ s fsiIl1 .ll--5--'- : =.
Il The new education laws of E,nola,,d
have dirscted. public -etteufion to the
text books. One writer declares that ait
IS hardly an exaggeration to say that
tnere does not exist such q thing as a
good English grammar"
The people of johnson county. Indiana.
We're m 4ch chagrined that, after spend.
lng 94o'Voo on new jail, little wizened
cnap was able ito dig his way out with
Jack-knife in twenty four hours. a'Gl
The author of a novel Just published
Wishing to say that heroine ot,ened. bar
mouth thus expressed herseff:- f:-s.Ths
pretty coral -dootkeepers other words
gave way, and q low, mockinQ laugh
ran out from them" 90.
A minister asked a tipsy feIlow lean
| Ing up againts fence where he exnect-
ca 10 go when he died. "Jf can't get
along any better than I do now,nhe
said, Il shan't go anywhere - 80
Theionly chapter in the Bible ftbs last
chapter In Provebs) written by \ wonan
(the mother Of King LemueD contains
plea for woman's wages: "Giye her
tae fruit of her hands. and LET her own
WORK praise her at the gates.u q ao liz
Some questions proposed for d;s..
eussfon at meeting Of a western deba-
1iug ciuo were these: is dansin, fe.
niails shud received o thurry literary
eiPcating Ort female to take parts
morale parts of wimin?p - ~ a',.S.
at<-.ianta- paper of last week saws
iady in this city tied her hubby,s
.-anos and feet the other day Just for fun.
ana went through his pockets for eer.;
tam Dlllet-doux, and found it. His phy-
sleian tells him that bis face WON'T be
oaoly SCARED, though he may remain
perman emily bald" ID nads - 575s :
Inc electric telegraph has been put To
new use in Canada. At Winouski
when the late earthquake came unon
tnem, they sent at once to Quebee. a
distance OF 200 miles, to ask '.How do
you leeiY While the operator was to
work thelshock arrived. He at once sent
10 Montreal, abopt 200 miles futber on.
TO ask if they had felt it. They had lust
oinlS 70 say mo-" before ths earthquake
a young mar ..atAlbany who wanted to
play trick on three pretty Young ladies
who laughed at his slender iroustache.
hung a basket On the knob of their ms.
pas door bell on. New. Years. The
young ladies sat in full dress from III An
lutii 81 P. D., without knowing vby
they received no calls The young man
VINO hung the basket, thinks the eli.
haSe OF Albany very severe in winter,
anu mas gone to Texas fora change ofair.
An incident of this sort must be truIv
interesting 10 the passengers who want
10 get through: In one eof the coaches
OF the Milwaukee and st. Paul Road
was sweet little prattlipg child in its
mothers arms. To pie" Sc the little one
us mother let it take her portmonnaie.
Alter the chiId.had exhausted its curosi-
" on the purse it thiewEit out of the
eoacn. The matter was communicated to
the conductor, and he backed the train a
third ofa mile and the purse was found. q
Not long since an Irish employee at
she Waiker-House,P Portland adopted the
ioiio"lng ingenious method to atone for
a mistake. 1t seems he had been in the
naois OF calling up boarder at precisely
nVe and a-haif O'Clock in the morning.
ous one morning he called him at five
o'clock. So when the boarder came
down Pat called out to him: Indade.
sir; and faith, called you areIy this
morning, it is only five O'Clock NJ
why, and because, and bejabers i miss I
ed my mon and called him half an hour
too late; SO to make it up 1 called YOU
half an hour too arely."
An Ohio schoolmaster Murdered bv s.,