Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1871-06-02
NUMBER 10.


The brain Of horse Is about the
four bundreath part of the body,
while In man IL IL the twenty eighth.
"A Christian young man In Della
ware has made his debut on the stage
In order to defray his ex xpauses while
studying for the ministry.
A young girl In Terra Haute in
slated on standing on her dress when
she was photographed, having hea rd
that the camera inverted the Image.
They have turned the sections
wife out OF church, In California, for
trying to induce the parson 10 run
away with her 10 Nevada, and turn
sinner.
Daniel Mcfarland recently visit.
ed Abby Sage, his ex-wife, and
wanted her to forget and forgive, but
she refused even to hear him beg and
sent him away.
Foster, the murderer Of Mr.. Put
nam on New Yofk street car, was
found guilty Of murder In the first
degree" aud will probably be hang
ed. rs Inc deserves.
An Indiana paper In an obituary
notice of n young man recently de.
ceased, says he was worthy, pious,
noblegentlemsn, and lust lightning
on the second base"
"A preacher In Somervilie, Mass,
asserted in sermon on Sunday that
that town Is the wickedest In the
United States. Only 1900 OF its lB,-
600 inhabitants ever go to church.
The Legislators Of the new T,rri-
tory OF Columbia are called prompt
ly To face the question of woman
suffrage, a bill having already been
introduced into the House of Dele
gates to extend to females the right
to vote and hold Office.
Indiana divorces are played out.
BY recent amer dment to the d.
vorcc laws OF that State residence
OF three years is necessary to obtain
divorce. The ague would kill any
new conner Tn that length OF time,
aud then divorce wouldn't be worth
n shuck Oftu1Etcu Courier.
"A rough individual, whose
knowledge of classical language was
not quite complete. had been sick,
and. on recovering, was told by his
doctor that he might take little
animal food. "No, sir" said he, ~
took your Cruel easy enough, but
hang mo IL can 80 your hay anc
oats"
A man in Fort Wayne, Ind, los
his wife, and had stone erected
over her grave. He married q second
wife, and when she died he had tho
grave.stone split, and II then served
for the two departeds. He propose
to the third the other day, aud she
quietly remarked, III do not belize
that stone will split again.
| Tom. Corwin, addressing a fricr
who had just given him specime
OF his comic powers as a speaker.
said comedy was bad for an crate.
"My llfe," said he. lis an illustrn-
ton of the warming give you. "
has not been success. The wor.d
has no respect for the man VIII
amuses it. IL looks up To the rim
master and down on the clown. II
be successful Ia this world you mrBs
be solemn, solemn as an ass. AL
the great monuments have been
built to solemn asses.n
A long.nosed old maid appcaroJ
at the door of farmers house IA
Iowa the othor day, and wanted the
farmers wife to subscribe to some
women's newspaper aud sign peti-
ton for woman suffrage. The wifo
called ont, Charles, Tom. RichagG,
Lucy, Janet" and was SOON ST.:
rounded by crowd Of rosy checked
children. She then turned to hex
visitor and said, "Have you any ot
these" "Nol'' was the sharp reply.
"Then," replied the buxom wife,
go get few, aud afterward como to
me about women's rights, If you feel
like it.n