The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1871-10-19

NUMBER 4S
slnf md SCISSORS.
There is an old fashioned parlol
game that has never been improved
upon, and that is counting.
A city man, who knows all about
farming says the best way to. raise
Strawberries is With a spoon
A cotemporary thinks that the
best way to improve the lot of a
woman is to put a good house on
it and a good man in it.
We learn from the HUNTSVILLE
Democrat, that Mr.. A. r. Wigs,
the original editor of the Indepen-
deat, talks Of reviving that paper
soon.
The Rushyille Ind. Republican
says three things are needed in that
place: A big freshet to wash away
the filth, a big revival and more
] qninine.
when life assumes a sullen frown
the truly brave are ne'er cast down,
their courage rises as the blast Of
adverse fate goes bowling past.
One who processes to know al-
sures the Tuscaloosa Observer,
that a roasted green cotton BolI is
superior as an article of diet, to the
roasting-ear.
a market woman of Pattcrson,N.
J. has been arrested for selling roll
butter, the interior of which, to
within half an inch of the surface,
was filed with wagon grease.
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David o'Brien the superinten-
dent Of the New York Herald press
room, died on the 10Th. He had
been employed in that establish
ment for over 0yoars.
There are forty-fvc thousand
persons belonging to the Baptist
denomination in East Tennessee
number more than all the other de
nominations the Catholics inclu-
ded.
A thi4ying carpet-bagger is tray
cling around among the negroes in
Florida, selling them a peculiar
kind of oil, warranted to make their
hair grow foot in length and as
straight as q white mans.
The editor of the Salem Repub-
lican says: Whcp We acted with
the Democratic party we were cal
led a d--d Radical, and now
that we are acting with the Radi-
cal we are called a d-d Demo
crat.
An old lady reading the market
reports for the first time, tumblcd
upon the quotation-"Cofce weak
and remarked, "Well lordy masey
1 do declare. il they. don't weaken
coffee now before it is parched."
A strong mind is sometimes
more easily impressed than weak
one. For examples you cannot 30
easily convince a fool that YOU are
a philosopher, as you can philoso-
pher that you arc a fool.
Laziness grows on people; it be-
gins in cobwebs and ends ia iron
chains, The more business man
has to do the more he can accom-
plish, for he learns to economize his
time
A correspondent says Miss Nil.
sson does not eat ike a fine Ameri-
can lady, with her fingers on the
very tip Of the fork, but handles
knife and fork with freedom and
vigor, and violates all the degrees
of fashion in holding the fork at
the lower end"
This is the style Of business no
ticcs, they publish in the Vicksburg
papers: If the contemptible puppy
who insulted a gentleman immedi-
ately after partaking of his hospi-
tality will show himself on Wash
ington street, after clock An. he
will be treated TO bullet without
any questions. J. T. KERS.
Two prominent gentlemen Of
Knoxville have been playing q Sc
Iies Of one hundred games ofchess.
There was but one draw game in
the hundred. At no time was eth
er one three games a head. The
hundredth game was a tie, but on
the hundred and first the railroad