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Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-07-11

CONNECTICUT.
young LAD by the name of Parker, at work
ID Ihe fofest mills, Bridgton, had his hand
oaaiy crushed IN the machinery last week
A Ae Nnatneids OK gored his horse valued
at S125, SO seriously that he was obIged n Lii
him. N"'s0u " nil
James Magee of Waterbury, huno bipso,e 49,,
der bridge last week, on account Of fan,;lv
troubles. Vi ianiily
Cancer and consumption are said IN he ,,u-
usually prevalent in the vicinity of North S,on
ington. S'on-
Several Of the city pastors of Hartford have
left town on their annual vacation, and others
are going soon.
A number of the merchants of Hartford have
decided to close their places of business tbronob
the summer at six O'Clock in the afternoon
VIM. Francisco had an arm caught in a ton,
noning machine in S. c. Nickerson e. Sons
blind factory at Bridgeport, Thursday, and terri
0y mangied by the knives, which make 1000
revolutions minute.
The Messrs. Cheney Of South Manchester are
building four new silk mills so feet by 200 in
order 10 meet the great demand for their pro
auctions. SA PiV
A shoddy mill at Montyille, owned nv tbe
Thomas wooden company, was burned on Satnr
DAY WIN large amount Of stock. The build
lng ana machinery were valued at S500O and ar
total loss. No insurance, "uu al
At oxford, on the fourth Of Julv EVENING
about eleven o'clock, Mr.. Stern Candee,s bayr
was burned. II is supposed to have been set on
IRE II was worth about 81, 500, and was mar
TALLY insured. P"'
A few weeks since, the axIetree of Mr. & G
Maile4ts carriage broke causing his horse !,
run, throwing out Mr.. and Mrs. Mallet anC
breaking his leg badly,
Worcester daily spy. [volume] (Worcester [Mass.]) 1850-1888, 1871-07-11
1877 CHESHIRE RAILROAD :
10 L. SUMMER AKRANGEMENT-Co mmenl :

TRZ Q II II 5 TT X z RAIIROAD
~ - SUMMER ARRANGEMENT-Comm
Ing MONDAY, May 8, 1871.
Trans leave Worcester, Foster Street Depot $40 a.
NJ LIP a. M and 42g p M; Fichburg at 9l5 M, and
lows Falls. ~ '' ~ $3.50 '
- making connections at Bellows Falls with Rutland q
Burlington r. r. for Rutland Saratoga, Burlington &c,
Also with Vt Central Il, r. for Windsor, White River
function connecting with Conn and Passumpsic River
halrosd Montpelier ST. Adams, Rouses Point, ogdens.
Tickets to all points north for lie at No Foster stree
Worcester-J. BARNARD, Agent.
rare as low as by any route and distance less.
and North r Stew aPT 81 S,n ,c''
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HELMBOLDS FLUID EXTRACT SARSApARILLA.

One bottle is equal in strength to one gallon of the
syrups decoctiOns usually made; and wne-glass
dded to pint of water equals the celebrated Lisbon
Diet Drink. Try 1t this way; delightful beverage.
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RaiIruabs.
VERMONT
[IISETTS

Duile rails and BratteborO, at $50 and ILLS IN. For
Greenfield at $50 and Ills A. NJ, and 400 PM
Leave Hoosac Tunnel for Boston at 80 a M and / 20
p m.
22o M lea'e Bratleboro for Boston al 422 and Sal
m. and 200 m.
The 1880 a m and 100 m trains from Hoosae Tunnel
$50 m train from Greenfield and Al a m and 40 D m
trans rom Brattieboro, connect ut FitChburg with
trains for Providence. Newport and TluntOn.
The I3O a m and 100 m trains from Hoosac Tunnel
and Al m and 200 trains from Bratteboro con-
et ~ f1tchburg with trains for Worcester Providence,
newport &c
r,..,, o, t. RuGGLEs. SUIT.
fltehourg Mass, July 10 1871. dtf mvl
PR0XIDENCE Il WORCESTER RAIL
= xnroeA summer Arrangement. June H. 1911
hrd5 rs ram stopping only at WoonsOcket Tx
9iSV eaVes Worcester Mt 1918 H. M. Providence AZ
Acc0mmodation Trans will leave worcester for Prov.
pm ~ - '' ' w ~
:, Providence for Worcester and way stations at
The $40 a. IN mail and q Is M (cxpress, trains from,
Providence and the W IL m (eXprcss) and ion n m
QnaiD trains from Worcester, connect nj worcester
Rutland, Saratoga, Montreal, Nashua Lowell Lawrence
Concord, and the White Mountains Sprnrheld Aihnnv
Troy, Niagara Falls, and points North or West '
Through Tickets and Baggage Checked to all imports ant
points.
The Worcester trains, except express and $50 n m.
connect at WOonsocket Junction with trains and from
Milford, and at Waterford with trains of the Boston
Hartford and Erie railroad.
SPECIAL TRAINS.
Leave Providence tor Waterford 800 a. m connecting
Immediately with trains for Southbidge Putnam and
Norwich
Leave Woonsocket for Providence at 22Op m.
Leave Providence for UXbridge at 100 M
Leave lNbrfdge for Worcester at 5.45 I'm.
trains leave Milford for Worcester and Providence at
sVg and ilUO a. m. and 4,SO m WoonsOcket for Nil
ford at S'4t a. M, and l,50 and $50 D. m.
W. ID. HILTON Sup't
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n COMMONWEALTH OF MAssACHU.

Attest: JOSEPH MASON. Clerk.
Copy, Attest: JOSEPH MASON, Clerk.
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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08

A MAD JUDGE.-A judge In Western
Pennsylvania went to the river to bathe
the other morning, and while he was
swimming about, some abandoned
scoundrel stole all his clothes, except
his high hat and umbrella. We won't
try TO tell how mad the judge was, be-
cause, although the English language
Is copious enough, its most efficient
and vigorous adjectives are entirely un.
equal to the expression of certain de-
grees of emotion. But he stayed in the
water about four hours, experimenting
with the different kinds of impreca.
tions, and endeavoring to select two or
three of the stuudiest objurgations for
application to the. thief At last he
came out, and after mounting the high
hat, he opened the umbrella and tried
to cover his retreat up the street toward
his own house. 1t appeared to the
judge that all the female pupils of the
boarding schools and one Woman's
Rights Convention, were out prone
nading that day and the judge had an
awful time going through the Zouave
drill with the umbrella. When he
reached home he heard that the thief
had been captured; and the Judge is
now engaged in writing out his charge
to the jury in advance Of the trial.
Those who have seen the rough draft
say 1t is the most picturesque law paper
ever drawn up In that country.
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ID EADING RAILROAD.
SUMMER ARRANGEME EN1

Great Trunk Line from the North and North.
West for Ihiiadelphia, New York, Reading, Potts.
vile, Tamaqua, Ashland Shamokin Lebanon
Allentown, Eas;on, Ephrata, Litiz, Lancaster
Meeting with similar trains On Pennsylya-
1915, a. m, $50. and $50 p. IN. respectively.
Sleeping car. accompany the 2.iO u. III. train
Returning: Leave New York at 900 am. and
l2SO noon and 200 p. m. philadelphia at 73O, $50
M and S5g p m 1ros Sleeping Ears
Leave Harrisburg for Reading, Pottsville, Ia
ma9ua, Mnersyi,iie, Min pN,,n, Ashland, shamokin Al;
iO5 pm, stopping at Lebanon andprincipal way
stationsi the 4,O5 pm. train connecting for PhilIa
Schuylkil Haven and Auburn, via Schuylkill
and Susquehanna Railroad. leave Harrisburg al
East Pennsylvania Railroad trains leave Read.
ing for Allentown Easton and New York at 1872,
New York 1T 900 a. M, 1880 noon and 5S p. m.
and Allentown at ~ Il. M. l2.25 noon, 2l5, 1875
Way Passenger Train ieaves Philadelphia al
7,3O am, connecting with similar train ON East
Pa. railroad returning from Reading at so p. IN.
Leave Poitsville at 800 am, and $50 pm.
Herndon at 1910 n. M, Shamokin at 5.i0and il is
q. m, Ashland at 0o AIN. and l2,4 noon NAH
s55 5y a. nj NJ, and 2lo p. M ior rniadephia. New
Leave Pottsville via scnuylkill and Susque.
hanna Railroad at s,l5 am. for Harrisburg and
Me- ioi uhu lIeiuOut,
Reading Accommodation Train leaves Potts.
Vile AT 5iO a. mr. passes Reading at 80 a. M, ar
| riyipg at Philadelpha at 1920 a. m. Returning
ing NJ 1855 pm, arriving at Pottsviie at $40 D. m
Pottstown Accommodation Train, leaves Potts.
town AT 6,3O a.n., returning leaves Philadelphia
| at i,3J pm.
Columbia Railroad Trains leave Reading al
~ a.m and 6.l5 pm. ior Ephrata, Litiz, Lancas-
ter, Columbia, &C.,
Perkiomen Rail il'Road Trains leave Perkioinen
Junction AT ~ vO5 n. m, 800 600 p. m. return
Ing leave Schwenksville at $50, $40 am, T. so
noon ii5 PM, connecting with similar trains
on Reading Railroad.
| Colebrookdale Railroad trains leave Pottsto own
at V.i0a.m, LIS Gi5 pm. returning leave Mount
Pleasant ut 100 and ll25 m, 800 PIN, connect
Ing wiln similar trains on Reading Railroad.
Chester Valley Railroad Trains leave Bridge.
port at $50 a. m. and 2.O5 and 5.S2 p. returning.
| leave Downington at $40 a. m, l2.i5 noon and
| 5,25 p M, connecting with similar trains Oh
Reading Railroad.
On Sundays, leave New York at 500 7. M, Phil
pha at 500 am and 3, Is pm, he 500 IN. train
running only toReadingl lleavepottsville O0a. m;
Harrisburg at LAC a. IN. and 200 y. IN. and
leave Allentown at i.25 and S.3j p. m, and leave
Reading AT T.l5 Il. IN and B5O p. m, for Harris
burg, at 5.OOa. IN. for New York at 720 a. m for
Allentown and al $40 n. m and i.l5 p. IN. 10,
Philadelphia.
Computation, Mileage, Season. school lit
Excursion Tickets to and from all points, at lie.
duced rates.
Baggage checked through; 100 pounds alowe,
each passenger.
J.E. WOoTTEN,
Asst. Supt. ~ Eng. Machry.
Reading, Pa. April 3. ISL
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HENRY I. HELMBOLD'S I'M
PROVED ROSE WASH

,"Hn"l DC surpassed as Il FACE WASH, and Will
DC loHhd the only specific remedy I'm every
species OF CUTANEOUS AFFECTION, IL snce-
ulIy oradlcales plMPLES SPOTS, sCORgUTIC
Dltl n l~sS, lNDURATIONS of the CUTANEOITS
MEMhRANE, ETC., dlspels REDNESS and IN
oirdENr INFLAMMATION, HIVES, RASH
Moili PATCHES DRYNESS OF SCALP or
oNIN, flto9I BlIES, and all purposes for which
9ALNES or OlNTMENl'S are used; restores tho
SKIN TO u state of purity and softness. ana I'm.
S"feS continued healthy action to the tssueo
us VESSELS on which depend the agreeable clear.
ness ana FlVaelty of complexion so much sought
ana admired. Hut however valuable ma
remedy Tor existing defects of the skin, If. ~.
ilelhoold's Rose Wash has long sustained iis
principle claim To unbounded patronage nv
possessing qualities which render Il n TOILET
AiIENDAGE Of the most SuperIatiye onL
.uhEehml character, combining in an eleennt
iorInua those prominent REQUESTS SAFETY ana
EfFlCACf-the lnyarlable accompaniment ot
llS use-as Prcservatiye ana Reiresher of tl,c
complexion. 1t Is AN excellent Lotion for dis.
eases OF Syphilitie Nature, and us an injection
ior diseases OF the Urinary Organs, arising from
haplts oi dissipation, used in connection with
lhe EXTRACTS BuCHU, ,SARSAPARILI.A. ana
CArAWBA GRAPE PILLS, in such diseases os
recommended, cannot be surpassed. PRICE
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE
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HOoTLAND'S TONIC

acts with almost marvellous effect. 1t not only
stimulates the tagging and wasting energies
but invigorates and permanently strengthens
its action upon the Liver and Stomach thorough
perhaps less prompt than the Bitters when the
same quantity Is taken Is none the less certain,
Indigestion, Billiousness, Physical or Nervous
Prostration, yield readily to its potent influence
II giyss the invalid a new and stronger hold up
spires cheeriulness. 1t supplants the pain of dis
ease with the ease and comfort of perfect health,
II gives strength to weakness, throws despon-
dency to the winds, and starts the restored in
valid upon n new and gladstone career. But DR.,
Hollands benefactions to the human race ARE
not confined to his celebrated
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08
Miscellaneous.
The Following Verses

1hNNhb We lN lNk READ TO uh AlfHhtlAiLl'
Thoro are proverbs OF old
Which have often been told.
That stitch In time saves US mucl'mohulhB'
That word 10 the wise
Was enough TO suffice,
without whole lecture de'dniing.
Now II such is tho case,
As no doubt you'll prcfSe,
Keep the following rm In Your mind;
Although nothing rew,
Nevertheless II ~ eruo,
As each sufrrer on trial Will HAD.
you wish to protect,
Without had effect
Your system from all kinds of Ills,
DO not be moroso-
Only two for dose,
Dr. Hoonands Podophy llin Pills.
Ifyou suffer from sprains,
Or from rheumatic pains,
Or aches from overtasked toll,
To get rid OF such Ills,
Use (Dr. Hoohunds) Btters anu Pills,
And bathe with Hollands Greek OIL.
II you've suffered for years,
You need have no fears,
They (Dr Hoo1and German Medicines) will
cure disease, acute or chronic;
Ifyou cleanse tyour bowels) with the Pills.
Use the Greek Oh for pains,
And strengthen with Bitters and Tonic.
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ACTS DIRECTLY ON THE LIVER,

stimulating Its functions and causing Il to make
Its blltary tecretions in regular and proper
quantities. The injurious results which invari-
ably follow the use of mercury is entirely avoided
by their use. hut II is not upon the Liver only
that their powers are eXerted. The extract OF
Mandrake contained in them is skillfuliy COM
upon the stomach, one upon the upper bowels,
one upon the lower bowels. and one prevents
any gripping effect, thus producing pill that in
nuences the entire digestive and almentary
system, in an equal and harmonious manner,
and Its action entirely free from nausea, yomlt-
ing or gripping pains common to all other purga-
tVes.
Possessing these much desirable qualities the
PodOphyllin becomes Invaluable as II
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LET IT De REMEMBERED,

first of all, that HOOFLANDS GERMAN BIT
TIERS IL not a rum beverage.
They are not alcoholic in any sence OF the
term They are composed wholly of the pure
juice or vital principle of roots. This is not II
mere assertion. The extracts from which they
are compounded are prepared by one of the
ablest of German chemists. Unlike any other
Bitters In the market, they are wholly free from
sprirituous ingredients. The objections which
mold with SO much force against preparations OF
drinks Is stimulated by their use, are not valid
In the case of the German Bitters. so far from
encouraging or intoxicating n taste or desire for
tnebriating beverages, IL may be confidently
asserted that their tendency is in Numerically
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08

Belngproparod EXPRESSLY forthc above com
paints It's BLOOD-PURIFYlNu proprletics are
greater than any other preparation OF Sarsapa-
rllla. 1t gives the COMPLEXION n clear nnd
healthy color and restores the patient to II state
OF HEALTH and PURITY. For Purifying tho
Blood, removing all Chronic Constitutional Dls-
eases arising from an impure state of the blood.
And tho only reliable and oncotual known RENEE
dy Tor the cure of Pains and Swcllings of tho
Bones, Uicerations of tho Throat and Legs
Bochcs Pimplcs on tho Face, Eryspcas and
all scaly Eruptions of the Skin, and Benutifying
the Complexion. Price, 81 5Oper Bottle
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Patent Medicines.
ONE MILLION oFLIvEs SAVED.

II Is one Of the remarkable facts OF this remar-
knblc age, not merely that 80 many persons are
the victims OF dyspepsia or Indigestion, but It's
willing victims. Now, we would not be under
stood TO say that any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed TO rank IL among the
luxurlos OF life. Far from II. Those who have
experienced Its tOrments would scout such nm
idea. All dread II, and would gladly dispense
with It's unpleasant iamlliarlties. Mark Tapley,
who was Jolly undcr all tho trying circumstances
In which he was placed, never had mn attack of
dyspepsia, or his Jolllty would have speedily
iarsal<en him. Men and women sometimes suffer
It's tortures suucomplainingly, but whoever heard
of person who enjoyed them?
OF all the mutiiarious diseases to which the
human system Is liable, there is perhaps no one
so generally prevalent MS dyspepsia. There are
diseases more acute and painful, and which more
frequently prove fatal; but none, the effect OF
which are so depressing TO the mind and so
positively distressing to the body. II there Is n
wretched boin1 ia the world IL Ia
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08

AN up country printer recently went
into the rural districts after some help.
Going up to Mr.. Henpeck, he said !:
GOOD morning, sir; have you any
boys that would make good type set
tiers ?" No; but l have a wife that
would make lirst.class devil 20
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A CONFIRMED DYSPEPTIC

But 1t Is not our Intention to discant on the
horrors OF Dyspepsia. To describe them truth
fully Is simply an impossibiity, 1t Is possible to
point out remedy. We have said that dyspep-
sia is perhaps the most universal OF human dis
eases. This is emphaticaiiy the case in the Uni
ted States Whether this general prevalence Is
due to the character of the food, the method oi
Its preparation, or the hasty manner in which II
is usually swallowed, is not our province to OK
plain. Tho great fnct with which we are allied
To deal is thls
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08
II. n HELMnOLD,s EXTRACT nuCnu

CURES DISEASES ARISING FROM IMpRu-
DENCE, HABITS OF DISSIPATION, ETC,
IA AL their stages at little expense, little or no
ch"hse IN diet no inconvenience and no ex
posuro' IL causes frequent desire, and gives
sIehSlh TO Crinatc, thereby removing Obstruc-
tl"hs' preventing and Curing Structures of the
uFe'Aa Allayins Pain and Inflammation, so
frequent IN this class OF diseases, and expeliipp
all Poisonous matter.
thousands who have been the victims Of in.
competent persons, and who have paid heavy
fees TO be cured in n short time have found tI,ov
nave been deceived, and that the "Poisonr Los.
py the use of powerful astringents,~ been dried
UP III tue system, to break out in a moro aggri-
V''ea form, and perhaps after Marriage.
Use liELMBoLD's EXTRACT BuCIIu for MI
AIoo'lohS ana Diseases Of the Urinary Organs,
whether existing in Male or Female, from vhnt
ever cause originating, and no matter of how
long standing. PRICE ONE DOLLAR AND
FIFTY CENTS PER BOTTLE.
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DIR. HooFLAND's GERMAN TONIC

"o -. ~ is".,t,'S -,
use where u slight alcoholic stimulant is re-
quired in connection with the well l-known oni
properties OF the pure German Bitters. This
Tonic contains all the ingredients of the Btters,
ness. This preparation is not only pnlatable
but combines, in modified form, all the virtue
OF the German Bitters. The solid extracts o
some OF Natures choicest restoratives are held
in solution by splrituous agent of the purest
quality In cases OF languor or excessive debility
where the system appears 10 have become eX-
hausted of It's energies,
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BENEFICIAL ONLY

in all cases OF the hillary system. Hoofand's
German Hitters stand without an equal, acting
promptly and vigorously upon the Liver; they
remove Its torpldity and cause healthful secre-
ton OF blle-thereby supplying the stomach with
the most inds pensable elements of sound di-
gestion In proper proportions. They give tone
to the stomach-srimulating its functions, and
enabling IL to perform its duties AS nature de.
signed 1t should do. They impart vigor and
strength to the entire system, causing the
patient TO feel like another being-in fact, giving
him new lease of life,
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81 wEEDED my friends" said an
eccentric old man, by hanging piece
of stair carpet out of my first floor win.
dow with II constable's announcement
affixed. 1t had the desired effect. l
soon saw who were my friends. 1t was
like firing n gun at pigeon house.
They forsook the building at the first
repOrtD
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DYSPEPSIA PREVAILS


almost universally.
Nearly every other person you meet IL VIC
tim, and apparently willing ono; for were this
not tho case why so many sufferers, when n GER
tain, speedy and safe remedy is within the easy
reach of all who desire to avail themselves of IL?
But the .alority Will not Blinded by prejudice,
ordeterred by some other une xplained Influence,
they refuse TO accept the relief profiered them.
They turn deaf ear to the testimony of the
thousands whose suffer ings have been alleviated
and with strange iniatuation, appear to cling
with desperate determination to their ruthless
tormentor. But says dyspeptc: What is this
tor OF oihuman suffering is almost as widely known
as the English language. 1t has allayed the
agonies Of thousands and il to-day carrying
comfort and encouragement to thousands OF
others. This acknowledged panacea is none
other than
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HENRY II. IIELMBOLD'S
CONCENTRATED
FL UID EXTRA or BUCNE,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,

has cured every case OF Diabetes in which 1t has
been given, Irritation Of the neck Of the Bladder
and Inflammation Of the Kidneys liberation OF
the Kidneys and Bladder, Retention of Urine
Diseases of the Prostate Gland Stone in the Bad-
der Caculs, Gravel, Brickdust Deposit, and
Mucous or Milky Discharges, and for Enfeobled
and Delicate Constitutions of both Sexes, atten-
ded with the following symptoms: Indispos-
ton to Exertion, loss OF Power. loss OF Memory,
Difficulty of Breathing, Weak Nerves, Trem-
bling, Horror of Disease, Wakeulness, Dimness
Of Vision, Pain in the Back, Hot Hands, Flush
ing of the Body, Dryness OF the Skin, Eruption
on the Face, Pallid Countenance, Universal
Lassitude OF the Muscular system, etc.
Used by persons from the ages of eighteen to
Twenty-Five, and from thlrty-nve TO flny-fve oI
in the decline or change of life; after coniino-
mcnt or labor palms, bed-wettlng in children.
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AN AMATEUR poet whose heart is in the right
place. and whose head is pretty level gets OF the
following
Never slip around the bush to drink,
For II you do, you soon will think
You're on the very DEVILS brink
That's SO.
20 you near young man, what I'm saying?
You must do less drinking and do more pray
ing,
Or else you'll soon be lying
In the gutter.
Be temperate, be good, is my advice,
Drink no liquor, play M dice,
BE moral, that 'y what is nice
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THEY PURIFY THE BLOOD.

cleansing the vital fluid of all hurtful impuri-
ties and supplanting them with the elements OF
genuine healthfulness. In word, there il
scarcely n disease in which they cannot be safely
and benehcially employed; but in that most
generally prevalent distressing and dreaded
disease, Dyspepsia,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08

AN Irishman having jumped into
the water to gave q man from drowning,
upon receiving quarter from the per-
son as reward for his service, looked
at the money and then at him. and at
last exclaimed "I'm overpaid for the
inb ~
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Now we desire the render to distinctly under-
stand that this extract of the Mandrake Is many
times more powerful than the Mandrake itself.
~ Is medicine virtues of this health-giving
plant IN perfectly pure and highly concen-
trated form. Hence Ii is that two of tho Podo.
phyllin Pill constitute n full dose, while any,
where six to eight or n handful OF preparations
oithe Mandrake are required. The Poiophyllm
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-09-08

The Cleveland Herald says: The
other day woman postmaster was
married-we will call her maiden name
Smith and her marriage name Jones.
Now who was the postmaster after that
ceremony? Certainly not Miss Smith.
And certainly not Mrs. Jones, for no
such postmaster was known to the de.
partment. There's the bother. And
woman must give up matrimony or
must waive some of her " "rights."
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FAMILY MEDICINE.

No household should be without them. They
are perfectly safe, require but two for an ordl-
nary dose, are prompt and efficient in action,
German Bitters, or Tonic, may be regarded as
certain specifics in all cases of LAYER Complaint
Dyspepsia, or any of the disorders to which the
system Is ordinarily subject. The