Litchfield enquirer., 1871-06-22
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 Forsane-tsllers Bank clerks.
 Mslansholy The weeping willow and the p1neapp@ .aotaa;aasR
 'Deperturists" is the name of the new demOcracEs I 1vf~g ngce4 YI Dsanition of a woman who paints-the Lady e theIake.
 Iii HAi3 that the French girls are 90 patrctic Ut they refuse to dance the 'Oerman.g A
 Aoolly Dog, of 5oo sheep-tending power, is reported ss hnving arrived in New York, a Tosis for cblyrod0.
 "Amafsur theatricals for religious pur. posess aze ths latest popular things among the ''sonissy q 8t. Louis
 OaliI0znians report . spring of indelible ink. They are pretty sure it must be in- delible. ink because it doesn't come out
 A scienfifoally znusically inclined robin of Delfpib Mieh.s hes been taught to whis- to Yankee Doodle. Whether by ear or note is not stated. - -
 Peryerss nature has endowed new Ger man prima donna with a voice suited for light mnsic and body weighing over 300 pounds. - ss
 "My dear, remarked Punch in his TO- bust days, Sis the expression used by a man and wife at the commencement of quarrel"
 Newtown, Ct., cannot have its high school any too soon. A pupil, being asked what A. 1T. stood for, responded with alac- rity. '.Amen."
 Northern nlinoisians believe that they have got the seventeen-year locusts with them again, and the Southern Illinoisians know they have the seven-year itch.
 It has rained so hard at Milwaukee for four months the Chicago Republican as- serts that all the children born there are Web-fOoted. II
 ATroy editor lately returned a tailor's bin with the following memorandum on the margin: Your manuscript is respect. fully declined." sr
 Mir. Bray is spoken of as Q rising singer of undoubted promise, at Madison, Wis. They say that if any man ever lived up to his name, this is that man.
 A physician writes asking renewal of note which he owes. giving as reason there. for: "We are in horrible crisis; there is not c sick man in the district
 Mrs. Malaprnp's youngest grandson has just been vaccinated. She reports to us that the child is doing well, and the Doc tor says he has beautiful Versicle on his arm.
 According to present indications, Bis. marck will soon be out with 'sWhat I Know about Farming" for it is said that his Pomeranian farm costs more and produces les than any farm of the size in the coun- try. es aFak'1 #U tfEtE
 AsVicksburg man who set spring gun in his chicken house found himself O wid. over Q few hours afterward. He says he will tell his second wife when he puts gun there again. E) tL/ |. - <
 A young gentleman of Pittsfeld, Mass, has recently involved himself in difficulty by stealing empty bottles from the back door of 6 drug store, and then carrying them round to the front door and selling them to the owner. srs4.sF
 Tn announcing the approaching mar. Finge of Miss Llzzie Poor, daughter of Admiral Poor, and Lieutenant-C Commander Jewell of the navy, the Washington CAron. icis commiserates the bridegroom by print ing the article with a side head, thus, 'sPOor-Jewell."
 An Illinois man who had his watch sto- len from his pocket and advertised that the thief must return it If lie would avoid trouble, received before eleven o'clock on the anne day three watches and a letter promising fourth if he would send twen- ty-fve dollars and ask no questions.
 As Sheridan was entering Court one day, carrying his books and briefs in green bag, according to the custom of the time, some of his brother barristers, thinking to play joke on him, urged some boys to aek him if he had old clothes for sale in his green bag. s'0h no" instantly responded 1hsridan, ''thsy are all new suits."