Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1871-12-14
Odds and Ends.

Texas beef = now packed as we'll as
weighed nu An enormous scale.
\ perfectly collected man-ono who
ha> been gathered 10 his fathers.
Chicago was lately cdtied by duskv
dan~yl who persisted ii turning sJmor-
saul, in the street.
l. j, suggested that the ardent lover
who wished toI i window in bis bosom
ui-Al at least worn i sash.
On 4 Denver bridge j. this notice:
~ vehicle drawn 10y more than one AMI
nal /, Allowed Q cross this bridge in op-
po,.te direction, At the same time
la answer to the quc,tion-.Wherc is
Bo.- Tweed 70 go| The st Louis Re
publican says; a, this paper j, not ad-
dicted % profanity, we decline giving
aa opinion
Scientific mrn are gradually comm.
r"und t. the Theory that boiler expo
,I'n- ar caused 10y an amount OF pressure
which the iron i not strong enough tp
sustain.
Anna ID kcn,on think the unmarried
wmpcu have u vague idea that when
al, bc provided with husbands BY process
ol law
\ Young convert down in Maine dr-
mpu-trAtrl the force OF habit bv re-
marking in a conference meeting that
some OF the proceedings were not "ac
conding to loylc
Dues hunting i, carried to semewh.u
Of an excess in New York State. Five
hunters to one duck j, the average in
Ot7e@p county. ana then the duck g,t-
away about hall ;he time
The Providence Star SAYS that Alexis
visited that city ON Monday, and ccamc
permanent guest OF one Of the citizers.
aud received call, from u great number
ui ladies', IL weighed ten pounds.
u came to feel how far above
All fancy, pride, and HokIc maideuhood
All earthly plea -urr. all imagined good
Was the warm trenble Of i devout kiss"
This j. ,he heading OF paragraph iu
W., rrn paper, recording sui
eide. lie blew his head off. Biliou-
and di-hcArtencd. The gun muzzle ia
hi- mouth hi, toe on the trigger, ana
up goes III, hair.
Unseen happincss-A kiss in the
dark. y youthful warriOr-A babe in
arms. \ CRYING sin--Takiu. babies to
the play The modern art o'chokc-
Garotc. The first court circular-kug
Arthur round table
The Topeka (kansas) Record invent
ed these headlines for report of po-
litical meeting The Lott Chock Full.
Ine American Eagle gets Upon his Eat;
The Poor Boy OF Wahaunsee blows His
She'll
\ Chuaman at Henderson Gulch,
Montana. hadn't quite friends enough.
He broke into Il store d stole S2OO,
When the community came to consider
it the vote stood 10 to Is, so a beech
tree IN the ncighborhood bore Mongo-
liam fruit.
old Marin o. was never regarded
a. a paragon OF ncatuess: aud If clean
illness is next unto godlinees,' as 81.
Paul asserts, it is TO be feared that the
old adv never attained To the latter
state. Not only was she anything bat
neat herself, but she showed a sovereign
contempt Tor il IN others. Speaking ol
heat people, one dav, she remarked that
her son Josiah was one OF the most p,,i
ticular men IN the world, WHY said
she, he threw away whole cup OF
| coffee the other morning, because it had
| bedbug in il!
We never believed in the truthfulnes.
OF Spiritualism until we learned that !,
medium III the course of an interview
with General George Washington
| (whom many of our readers will doubt
| less rcmemberas the Father of his Coun
try, and the first in peace, first in war
| and first iii the hearts of his country
men,, obtained from George the state
| ment that Ever the roseate-hued truth
floats bueyantly through the infinite
abyss OF the eternal, sustained by the
| glowing melody of heavenly choruses
| Or course this settles the matter.
| There can be no more room for doubt In
| the minds OF those of Us who have often
heard Washington use language OF thai
kind upon the battlefield and at the
breakiast-table. All! How few of the
PATRIOTS si the present day there are
who can express tAsmsslves 20 happily