The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1871-09-02
aJosh Killings On, IforIl.

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Koru is a serial, III ann glad toz To- tg4t,
/ It got its. name from eSefies, primi,
tiff woman, and in. her day the goddess
oy oats, ,4and ssich like.-..@---iz-ss:-
1 Koru Ia spmaimcs called maize, and it
grows in sich parts ov the Western coun-
try very amaizenly, ,..i,g.,, Arr
! / have seen it out thare 1S foot hi (i
don't mean the aktual korn itself, but
tile tree on whichit grows. faeT 50
! soKorn haz ears, but never haz but one
car, which iz az def az an adder. ~ ~
Injun meal IL. made. out oy, korn, and
korn dodgers iz made; out ov injun meal,
4 and korn dodgers are the tuffest chunks,
| ,ov, the bread purswashup, known tewl
| man. ,..,. ,.s,.... ,,,3l ..-,,i.s u
Korn dodgers are made out oy water,
Tith 1njun meal MKT into it, and then
baked on ahard board, ia the presence.
ov hot IRE.
When you can drive 10 penny. nail
into them, with a sledgc- hammer, they
arc sed, bi good judges, to be we'll done
and are rediy tow be chawed upon. /,
I They will keep five years in damp
! place aud not gro tender, and dog hit
with one of them will yell for week,
aud then crawl under the barn and NUT,
ter for two days more.
1H 1 have knuwed two hours niself on
onc side ov korn aodser without pro.
I dusihg emmy result, and think could
s'arre to death twice before L could re-
duce a korn dodgcr.
They gtt the name ,lodger from the
in'nesiate necessity Of ,dodseing ii one
IL hove horia ,ntally at yu in anger.i
! 1, q Tar better tcw be smo,e bi n 3
J year old steer, than.a iorn dodser that
u cnly three hours old
! Whiskec (nnble whiskee) is made out
! ny korn, aud whiskee is one oy tho
I creates; blessings known tcw man.
/ We never should have bin able tew
i sill CUT state Nizans with pneraelick
men and onr poor-ho uses with good cat.
crs, if it want for noble whiskce.
4 Wo ney,r Should hay had emmy tempe
rance sons or society, nor demokratik
poliyticians, II II ftcs, nor good murder.
ers, nor phai; aldermen, uor wl,iskcy
4 rings, uor nothing, if it want Zoe blessed
bThiskce
- II it want for kern how could emmy
body get korurd?
And il it want for getting horned,
wEat would liic be worth?
! We shou!d all sink down to the level
ov the brutcs if it want for getting
k5:nca.
The brutcs don't sit korued they
haiut sot emmy reason or soul.
We often hear of "druukea brutcs ;"
this isa compliment to oxen which don T.
bclong tcw them
Korn also haz kurnels, and kurncls
are often horned, so are brigadecs-gcne-
rails.
johnny kake is mado out oy korn, Sc
IL hasty puddin.
| Hasty pudiin and milk is quick tow
eat. h.r ~
All you hav sot to do liz to gap and
swnllo, and that iz the last Of the pul-
din
Korn was familiar tcw antiquity. Jo-
seph waz sent down iuto Egypt after sou,
korn, but his brothers didu't want him to
90, so they took pity on him and pittcd
him in IL pit.
When his brothers got back hun, and
were asked WHARF Joe waz, they didn't
achnou icdyc tic kvrn, but ilcd sum.
1t has been proved that it il wicke to
lie about korn, CT cuuy of the other veg
ctablcs.
Thare liz difference between licng
and saving wood, it il easier to lie, cs-
pcshy in the Shade
Korn has one thing that nubodly else
has got, and That IL kob.
! his Hdb ruus thru the middle oy the
korn, aud iz az phull ov korn as JOB was
ov biles
/ always feel sorry When 4 think oy
Job, and wonder how he managed tew
set down in II chair.
knowing how tcw set down, square OIL
IL bile, without hurting the chair, il QUO
oy the lost arts. .
Job was card; he had more pa
shunce, and bliss, tew the square iuch.