Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1871-05-10
Whole No. 2S49.

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The State Of Wisconsin has abolished
the grand jury system
The easiest way to consume time is
to eat dates.
Where to find steady employment
inside Of the State Prison
The best recipe fora clear complex
ion-A clear eOnseienee.
In the city Of New York there are co.
forty synagogues.
Sigel has 8 poor opinion Of Cabral
and remarks = 0T could kick dat mig
ger NIT one hand. .iiaials- T-r
Since a Kansas vigilance committee
held q neckJis party, eight horse
thieves arc missing. CIT
The greatest mass Of solid iron in
the world is the iron mountain OF
Missouri. It Is $50 feet high and
twelve miles in circuit.
The whole length. Of the railways in
the world is about 100 900 miles. The
e0aA VI A-AG IaAtAd
ten bititonG Of dollars. i Jl1 -l
The I4,Oo0 heathen Chinese in Sar
Franciseo don't make much noise in the
world but they own $4,000 in real estate
and u, J s, 300 m personal properly, not
Witnstanding. @cl 9slzl111 - c
2 A fellow got permission 20 leave bag
Of potatoes IN = New IorS grocsry over
night, and when the grocer Went home
burglar got out Of that bag and helped
himself 10 the psnhies and scrip. ----1i
A man IN New York gave woman
his note foE 8, zoo 70 marry him. She
did 80, bot be got pesssssion of the
document and refuses to pay. She
has sued to recover, but ft Is doubtful
II she can. .a-E.Io1.f--l i-7-1l ID -7-
The famous race horse 'LOngfei-
lows is said to have been recently
bought for 81, 0,O00,J byo A. Teich,
Philadelphias and James D. Me1lRan.
BE acclaimed 70 be the fastest run
ming horse in the world. -.A
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The latest dodge in oountsrfsitiuE is
the altering OF ones to tWos, pasting
printed q over the figure stps.'s iziv-
ing the hih every appearance Of being
the former denomination. Business
men win do wen 70 look out For swindles
OF this kind li7-1-T 9TlL 1l1ls eLt
Aspeein1en Iowai ttAISwaIm.
Of the Des M6ines Register, advertise
his LETT boot 70. rent f0r one month
He met with an aeeident whereby he
is obliged to do up his hoof in q Slip
per about the size Of q cradle - 81
A Western gentleman lately put
himself to bed on the steps OF q
church, and trying to fold the snow
fakes aEDunds him, -deeiarsd every
time he grasped, a handful the darned
sheet tore So -.----.-.--r- q
A Duluth paper says one Of the
streams running Into Lake Superior,
from the north, Is called, 'iFemper-
anee riyer,ii because C Is the ohly one
of all the tributaries Of the lake that
has no bar stils mouth -7s s-a 9-
To be a great orator is great dis
tinetion, buta successful public speak
er pays heavily for-his popularity, for
how uncomfortable It must be for
him, when q Whole assembly hangs
upon his hpsisE s-d 10 obag; 5d or
% Daniel Frederick Bateman, Of Fre-
dOniai now inlhis ll0th gear, is stated
to be the only surviving soldier of the
Revolution IN New YORK. He IS SIN
strong enough to draw MS passion
regularly = slf ,9iGb-5i 49,
At a menagerie in INDIANAPOLIS \
small honess escaped nom her Gaze.
and the Chief. 0flPoliee Wenf 70. the
top Of the centeE-Pole in five. seconds.
BE Is now reported saying that he
went up there jJist for Inn, to decide
Z bet -1'---5S -l1s siJil W9l = Y Z i-It.-
An aged. eoIored man made applica-
ton at Washington for lfo6d, claiming
It as 3 constitutional 9priUile9e.S
q Why said he, 81 ulderstan dar's
provisions in de Constitution fur de
eOlored folks, -and I haven't had de
fust crumb.n - -Ef -cii-t-3-- .-
The moral element in Cincinnati IS
in great joy over an order extracted
from the Mayor for the police 70
close the 'front.' dOOrs'' o. the saloons
on Sunday. This seems to be in the
interest OF deeency and hvpOcrfsy-
Two ideas that don't Jog wen tOgeth-
sr. -15 .5-T3a eds .c1e1-
A lawyer in Connecticut. not re-
markable for cleanliness OF. person.
At q party with a.rose in his
outtonhole. Where do Won suppose
It came from 27 asked he Of q brother
awyer who was admiring Il. Phe
after, with great dslibaEation, re-
'Ponded; Way I IsupPose it grew
'heIe' - E-i-r O. 1-Ivfi ss-e.-
If the Scriptures be a ring OF gold,
hHnh FIrarI hra' II -
oxen OF his love, Christ is as the dia-
nond in this Fihg, that Chiefly make
I 50 valuables II the Scripfurss he
8 the held mentioned in the Gospel,
lhrlst ls the one pearl of great price
"a IN IT. which the wise man seileth
Il he. hath toparehase. If the Scrip
ares be apnemous box, Christis the
lntment contained in it, filing the
7hole world with apreeious SAVIOR.
Sehamyl, the once famous, but long
)rgotten leader Of Caucasian reyolts
yainst Russian tyrany, IL desd. Prom
u % 1881 be led the Caucasian army in
holy crusade for the freedom OF their
fountain homes from Russian invasion.
hOugh then defeated. subseaasnt re-
olts were. for time successful but in
S59 ne was captured, and has since then
zen held PRISONER, His death oc-
lrred a Medira, while pursuinga holy
ilgrimAga to the shrines OF thsMOham-
ledan iaith, which the favor Of the Rus
an government permitted him to un-
artake in his last days His age was
'venty-thnee years. -
Jefferson, Maine, has little Enceh
rden sensation all to itself. David
anS, former resident Of the town,