Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1871-02-17
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\ serious haree-Pewrent.
Hard to beat.-A boiled egg.
Counter fits --RCady-madc clothes.
The quietest thing in eils.-Nuns.
The incest thing in wns.-Cro-
qrler.
The prettiest thing in braids.-
Hair.
\ lest art Patience on a monu-
merit
The imp OF darkness. bottle
imp.
The artists adieu to lis picture.
Ycu be banged
English comment on American
Germ. 10 the poor Indian
The latest news from Rome reports
that the Pope is See-sick.
Mean time The time when ones
note is due.
Sample Of a dessert in ris.-Pea-
mats on the halEAheil.
The house that Jack built. Tie |
ice-honsc.
The return soldiers salute to his
observation-disclosures arms
One of the delights of the South
in the winter-There are no bare
gardens there.
a favoritc clause in all chiIdren's
aistories.-Santa Claus.
New York is infested by owls and
lowls.
Good winter .-Let.the wor d
slide!
New Naxim,-Nan proposes. wom,
IN disposcs, and time discloscs!
Yeter nlry surgeons.-hor. leccb
The preitiest girls in Utah genel-
lily marry Young.
\ fig [ Of f1ncy.-pTiz> fighters
dispersed By The police.
It is object i to a morning pa, ,r
IA it /, wO- ents-ational.
What light could net possibly
e II il larI room? An I,rae-l.t,.
OH maid, are de rib d as ZEN.
ers fro n which t. c SPARKS have acd. .
Light is most succe sfaI b.rgIsr
II Is ways breaking in on some
ne.
Say, Smith, where have YOU been
)r week bach : Il haven't been an
nywhore for it. I haven't got Il
OK b ok. "
What IS that Adam never saw. j.,
ever possessed, and yet he gave to )
ach Of liz. children? The answer /. q
parent.
Fancy" said Sydney Smith + I
'me ll!i ) when lie Was told thu c
ne oj the eiral.ys at tire ZooIo1.ca =
1TI@n Eaa caught cold. - gir..a "
ilh two yards Of sore throat +
! We tern editor. speaking, of I
que who lives il that vicinity. saws ~
Tic rascal has broken cye~y ban .
nd Jail and Sabbath we have had {. !
'e country 20 ;he last Eve years"
humble Enough. long look ,
I-!or Life OF Hugh Miller. tie gcola- =
81, by Nr Baync. is LOW coin. p
rough the Pres, in London. 1t
ID to bc written in tone Of g-ea \
ush-NiI!crty. =
Il have lost Iny appetite said
9an'ic fellow. who was an eminent -
rioimcr on the tr.nchcr, 70 & friend. j
hope said the friend, no poor .tc
IN has found it; for it would run -,
N in 4 week [ y
Two young ladies and an Irishuan Nc
re conversing Oh age, when one f
I'M pat the home question: Which
Us do you think is the elder. VI. A
= Sure replied the gallant aud
bernian, you both look younger e"cl
N each other
Starr King when asked to define
difference between Universalists -
| Unit"rianS. replied that 'Cnjve. l.
lists believed that God as TOO good
damn men etcrnally. and Tue mi
ans believed chat men were t.
ID to be eteua'iy damned. " -,
n cd lady reid about the strik,
the wire drawers in Warce~for. CtA
S.. AMI said that of all rev fan y
l tH;'.gS, wile drawers mus: - the ~ :
crest.
girl in Springfield. O.. VIII,
ced with her cor>ets RULED up t. 81
last hole. was soon after in a Va 4
rse that pulled up TO the last hole
had been dug in the grave yard.
he New York Sun gave an inte:- ..
og description the other day Of D.
ace Greeley's dams at Caappaqua.
dan.ns in the Tribune Office are ~
to be indescribable. r.
lasmuch as Grant ills has been Jus
e as honorable aid exemplary in
ing the role of cadet as Grant a l.:
has been III playing that Of Pres
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