The weekly Oskaloosa herald. [volume] (Oskaloosa, Iowa) 1855-1885, 1871-06-22

The "Flying Dutchman" was present at
the Carnival" given atis Judge Sewers
place, by the ladies of the Library Associa-
ton, last Wednesday evening, and this is
the way he tells it
OsKEYLEwsEY, IoA,
... Jewn 15deth, 1871.
DEAR HEARALD Il ish so gladt [ vaws
alive dis tay, less never shood beens to
dee "Garnifal" lasht hide, at our frienth
Phan Tas Ma Gorryan's. Dey wash all
dare, dee leedle vones. dee pig vones, der
old vones, und zuch annunder dimes ash
yaws, 'jollee" heem too wash dare. Yoost
like "peer gartens" all oud mid oud de
'lager." Tare pare headted und pail
headted, schattered like Ply shingo, midi
der dreez scham full oh landerns und Tide
enuf to hear severel bins dropt. Every
pody schmileing und dalking, schuck full
oh habiness und mirt, ven geets dare.
Unkel George" vot vas "Loring,"
hish blug hadt undter hish headt, ash hee
wash berambulading, zilphishly amung der
drees und zephyrs, to keeb from negging
down dee landerns vich wash so nish und
lite making. Him ven he sees me craps
und dakes me unter his wing, und zayes he
will exblain all dem tings vat amt dare,
und some more pine pie 70 yoost goes
mid him, firstly, to Won "leedle dent" inter
vich wash der "Eshipshan VOrtune Deller."
Yoost like shipsay midi her hairs all
town, und mix itch spraken," more I'm
feefieen scents gelt, vich wash scheep for
dat mildly nish leedle laty to work 70 hardt
for, midi her eize at de stars, und de bast,
present, und de vuture off de peoples lifes
20 derefore We vent in zeperately. My
''bardner" firsht und dis wash hees forgune.
Him wash vonce leedle poy und now ish
older, und if hee Ifs dill next winter he will
be schmarder, or colder. Den hee goomes
oudt, und hish "bardner" drips in like Won
sphry leedle kidd. She dells him ish from
der "Fader landt," vashent dare now, und
schandt bee dill hee gids back more, ZONE
dime, may pee. Also, furthermore, dat
"Mish Phantas" ish going TO dry make me
uncomfortable mid my phamily pishnis,
ess midoud geeps my ICES out sharp. So
l wash much gradeful, und bay my feefteen
scents stands geerfully fur DIES informa,
ton. So now wee goes rambling all ofer
der grounds und geeps all der dime juck
full oh habiness ash nefer wash, dill wee
goomes ACROSS beautiful young laty vot
ish selling dicketts vOr schants to zee
ZONE poppy draw der brize Nv a nish leedle
Selma dea zett So wee bote invesht our
feefty scent notes und ish so glaGt ash not
before wee godt schance und der dickcts.
Now roundt back side midi der howse ish
der subber, made ready, und wee walks Oop
yoost like somepody else ash Vassent dare,
und dakes holdt to helb dake care of dem
wituals so fasht ash bosseble, den wee ish
dold dat dare ish some letters in de Bost
Owls for US. dat ish imbordant, or wee will
not leaf much helb necessary to bier oop
vot ish left under der dable. Off wee
sthards und der Bost Owls fellers gifts US
doc ledders for more stamps, vIoh ish
VERY goot of de Miss Auxiliary Associa-
ton of der LIBRARY fynancyes-gonze-
quently wee ish much pleased und says
goOt, dat ish rite. Life und let udder
fellers got along too" Den here ish der
"grow gay" blaying, midi poys und girls
helbing to see it go. All wash like doc
marriage pells und de yung laties 80 lofely
ash mustn't been sean to bee DESCRIBED und
abbreciated ash veil ash proving der gal
landry kept oop by der yung mans, blen-
ty, blenty all round und gorperwise. Here
our meadowdations were proke oop Ply der
Pand Poys, (yoost 80 goot poys ash meier
ish somewhere) dat played Bopp goes der
veasell, und all der peoples goes Bopping
alder de annimill. Pretty soon, pine pie,
dis dime, der foorst pird godts drouble nit
der worm, und der landerns makes not
more blenty lite ash wash tay proke, fore
soone, underwise der peoples sthayes blen-
ty goot many dimes longer ash pefore. My
principles not ledt me night long all der
dime SHAY und go home midi der girl ven
der ole Sol ish present. So l yoOst geeps
me veil reserved ply schumping indo der
| bedt quick, und schump oop soone before
breakfast, dat makes me never weldthy und
yoost as schmardt ash schmardness ism
heldthy. Now, Mishter HERALDT mans,
will you dell dem laties vot makes me so
much habby, to gif us carpet hackers"
unudder schance to be '.jollee," und dank-
full fur der mooch gindtness, und wee air
ever gradeful in all de bast, present und
some dime now ASH meier ish
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