Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1871-04-05

Lor frceiuent IN 1914
Il. 7. HELMB0LD, of New York.
There is freshness about this ticket
which, contrasted with the hackneyed
names of worn out politicians that arc
scrawled over the broken party states
Of the country, is really refreshing
After Grant, why not Helmbold p
The tastes of these two statesmen are
in many respects singularly alike and,
where they differ, the difference is in
favor of Helmbold. They both love
and drive fast horses-they both doat
on dogs-they are both widely known
TO the American people-they are
both fond of money-they are both
fond of presents, but Helmbold makes
them while Grant only takes them
IL Grant is dear to the popular heart
Helmbold is still closer 10 the popular
kidney, and repairs the shattered con.
stitutions of thousands, while Grant
and his associates have no respect for
constitution of any kind, and shatter
all-State as well as National-that
they can lay their hands on.
Moreover, now that the San Do
mingo job has fairly started us upon
the work of annexing foreign and
heather lands to our already magnif-
cent empire, il is important that the
Hottentots should not be overlooked
and docs not gem Of art that EN-.
bellishes the shop.window of every
apotbecary in the land, portray that
Interesting people, as they have been
seen gathering leaves for Helmbold's
Buchu. What stronger temptation
could We offer TO WOO and win them
within the charmed circle of our glo-
rious Union than the announcement
that the Great Father for whom they
ravish Nature Of her choicest herb sits
enthroned on bale Of it at the head
of the American Government
Again-our difficulties with Eng.
land have been most embarrassing, as
much by reason of the lack Of acquain.
tance Of her statesmen with ours as
for any other cause. But with Helm.
bold in the chair of State all comph-
cations would vanish. Earl Russell.
Disraeli Gladstone the Prince of Wales,
the Marquis of Lerne-in short, all
the dignities and mobiles Of the island
take the Buchu in heavy doses-little
princes and prineesses cry for 1.-THE
Queen always keeps it in her corner
cupboard, and John Bright carries
bottle in his pocket for, as every body
knows it has cured and keeps on all
the time curing Bright's disease of the
kidneys, which is of a most chronic
and inveterate character. Is it in
human nature that all these illustrious
people should feel otherwise than
warm and grateful TO tho mighty
seech whose diurotic baim preserves
the equilibrium between their solids
and fuids. Would not his happy skill
in promoting harmony between the
kidneys and liver suggest him at once
rs the very man TO make peace be
tween two angry nationsl
At home his name is, literally, a
household word. Every man, woman
and child in the present limits Of the
United States has heard it, and ii is
snid that our intelligent brethren of
San Domingo (soon to become our
fellow citizens) not only take buchu,
when not too much exhausted 10 lift |
the vial to their lips, but use the labels
OF the discarded bottles as bank notes,
thus showing an instructive apprc. |
hension Of the value Of a paper cur
rency which Is full of happy promise
for their future as statesmen.
young men who might have shaken |
listening Senates with the thunders of /
their eloquence or walked 70 ecstacy
the living Tyre" but who have. un-
fortunately, "fotched up" at the near
est Lock Hospital, las these bright
fellows seem apt 10 do if we believe
the medical advertisements in the
neWspapers) have been lifled from
beds Of despair by the magic medicine
of Helmbold, and by tho lime that be
takes heexeoutive chair we doubt not
that the Senate Of the United States
viii be shaking" all ovor with tho
Numbering oloquence" Of his con
valeseents, and the air be all astir
with the music of "living Tyres"
walked TO ecstacy" by bards who but
ior blessed Buchu, would long since
have succumbed 10 nauseous balsam
snd corrosive mercury. A Senate
House embelhshcd with the medical
iriumphs Of a President will present
spectacle Of harmony delightful to the
lover Of his country. No tenure of
ONCE bills-uo impeachments-no in 4
ieellng-ail angry passions drowned
IN BuehR--all traces Of discord effaced
with eopious effusions Of the Rose.
Wash
Let VS. haze Heimbold.
OHe Country Oas Destinyl 0ae
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