The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-08-11

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lard cues and champagne
A religious paper seeketh after sign
and wants all good people to pray for tne
appearance ola cross in the sky
"A blind man in Hawaii is trying to
win a wife by playing on a tin whistle In
the streets. Love is often binder than
that.
A newspaper correspondent travelling
in North Carolina was amazed at . lady
who borrowed a "chaw of terbsckor' from
him.
The Milo statue of Venus, which wal
hidden in cellar during the siege of Paris
has been replaced in the Louvre uninjur-
cd t...
The ministers peroration was sudden
" discontinued, out in Ohio, because Of the
unroofng of the church by q stray lorna
do.
Another colorcd jury in Ohio has
distinguished itself for good attention,
good behavior and good judgment in
murder trial.
A Chicago groom was so greatly ex-
cited BY his wedding that he engaged the
justice and witness in free fight, and had
TO be arrested.
"A Wisconsin brute applied for 3
divorce on the ground that his wife had
became weak, and "couldn work on the
farm as she used TO-"
An unpleasantness in q Nashville
court eliminated in the judge receiving
an ink-bottle in his shirt-bosom, and
retaliating with bulky law-tome used as
q missile.
While the Pennsylvania Central
Railroad Company Is swallowing up an
average of q railroad q week, It is also
erecting new Offices in PhiladelphiA at q
cost of quarter Of a million.
"A New. Orleans lawyer contended
that woman obliged TO work for the sup
port of family Of children has . moral
right to got drunk, for II makes her forget
her wretchedness.
The Titusville Herald says peaches
are SO small that those who luxuriate upon
them say they frequently slip into hol-
low tosth and but little enjoyment is
experienced in eating them.
Now the -Orleanists are brag-
ging about the benefits of their inunds.
ton. They say that on the whole il stimu.
lated rather than injured vegetation.
Like the cheerful sage Of antiquity, they
don't think il much Of shower after all.
Some preachers complain that, al
though they preach doctrinal sermons Of
ten and long, and explain the dogmas, tenets
and points of belief of their particular sect
with great lucidity and particularly, they
still fail to make some Of their wsrmest
and stanchest adherents Of their creed
understand it in its scope and relations.
For example: Father Ballou, said an
elderly Universalist, who had for twenty
years delightedly attended on his preach
ing, ain your sermon to-day,I got the
idea that you thought everybody was to
be saved-them Orthodox fellows as we'll
as VIC Universalists. Did ye mean that u
Certainly, was the reply, "that's oul
leading principle. "Well, was the
disappointed rejoinder, it never struck
me SO before. thoughtSit was tht
Universalists alone who were to be saved
them who had some faith in the doctrine. ;
"A Maryville, Ky, "chap' went int
a drug store in that place and picked up ,
bottle Of hair oil, thinking It was per
fume He saturated his handkerchief
and the lapels of his coat with it, and now
wants to know what is the best kind Of
soap for removing grease spots.
Tho divinity hedging royalty in these
days does not amount to much, but such ai
it is it renders tho life Of the Marquis Of
Lorn somewhat unenvisble. The Prince
of Wales utterly refuses to receive hi
sisters husband as member Of the roys
family, and at the state ball recently
gave orders that the Marquis should nc
be admitted at the royal entrance. II
was accordingly refused admittance, an
the Princess declined to enter except wi,
her husband, saying that her place WI
where he was. The Marquis would M
take the Princess in by the general pul
,, lie entrance, and the result1was that the
did not attend the ball.