South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-09-29
H~OOFLAND,s
MILLION OF LIVES

marksble facts OF this remarkable age. not
merely that 30 many persons are the victims
OF dyspepsia or Indigestion, but its willing
victims. Now, we would not be understood
to say thar any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed to rank il among
the luxuries Of life. Far from it. Those
who have experienced Its tofments would
scout such an idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly usder all the trying circumstances in
which heWas placed, never had an attack of
dyspepsia, or his jollity would have speedi-
ly forsaken him. Men and women some-
times suffer its tortures uneomplainingly.
bat whoever heard OF q person who enjoyed
themi OF all the nultiiarious diseases to
which the human system Is liable, there is,
perhaps, none go generally prevalent rs dy-
pepsla. IL there is q wFstched being in the
world il is
A CONFIRMED DyspspaeI
But il 10 not our intention to dessant ou
,he horrors Of Dyspepsia. We have said
that dyspepsia Is perhaps the most univer-
sal OF human diseases. This Is emphatic
ally the case in the United States. Wheth-
er this general prevalence is due to the
character OF The food, the method Of its
preparation, or the hasty manner iu which
1t is usually swallowed, Is not our province
to explain. The great fact with which We
ere called TO deal is this
Dy;pspsia Fsvaib
almost universally Nearly every othsr per~
son 700 meet is victim, and apparently
Q willing one ; for were not this the case.
why 90 many sufferers, when q certain spee-
dy and safe remedy is within The easy
reach OF all who desire to avail themselves
otitf But the majority will not. Blind
ed by prejudice. or deferred By some other
unexplained influence. they refuse 10 &C.
cept the relief proiered them. They turn
deaf ear to the testimony Of the ihous-
ands whose suferings have been aIleviated.
and with strange infatustiou, appear 20
cling with desperate determination 10 their
ruthless sormeDtor. But says q dyspeptie-
What is this remedy : TO which we reply :
This great a~lleviator of human suffering ia
almost as widely known as the English lanr
gnage. IL has allaysd the agonies OF thou-
sands, and Is To-day carrying comfort and
encouragement to thousands OF others
This acknowledged panaces Is none other
Than DR.. Hoofmds German BuHsrs.
Would you know more OF the merits OF
this wonderful medicine than can be learn
ed from The experience Of otheYsi Tryi 10
yourself, and when 10 has failed 10 ful6lI
the measufe OF Its efficacy given by the
proprietor, then abandon faith 10 Il
Let 10 Be Remembered.
first OF all, that ROOFLANDS German
Bitts,S 10 not Q run beverage. They are
not alcoholic In any sense OF tbe term
They are composed wholly oil ihe pure juice
or vital principle o! roots. This is not q
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared by one
OF the ableIt German chemists. Unlike a.
ny other Bittsts In the market, they are
wholly free from spirituous Ingredient
The objections which hold With o nuch
force against preparations OF this class,
namely-t that Q desire for intoxicating
drinks 10 stimulated BY their use, ere uot
valid In the case OF the Germsn Bislsss.-
SO FAR ron encouraging or incaleatiug Q
taste o. desirs for Undertaking beverages.
10 may be confidently &ssFtsd that their
tendsncy 10 10 e Dramatically opposite si-
reshoa. Their effects can be
Beneficial Only
in all cases Of The hillary systsn. EeSF-
lands German Bittets stand without ~ e.
quail acting promptly and vigorously assa
the Liver /; tbey remove its toscidity aBd
cause heslthful secretion OF hile-taeyeby
supplying the stomach with the nost indie
penssole elements Of sound digestion in
proper proportions. They givs soss to tse
stcmsch-sIimclsting its functions, esd
snasiirE u 10 perform iis duties as nature
Designed u should DO.
TIE Psr.y tie BI0sd,
cleansing the vital auid Of oil h-ytt.I lisp
uritiss and supplAnting then =ith fss sls-
neuts OF genuine hesliAIslress. DSt in
that most generally prevalent. 6istrsseinA
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia.
1Hg StIS CnrivaIsd.
Now. hsfs are certain clas.es Of pe,eous
to whom extreme Bittess are not oaly Ea>
pslstabls, but who dnd 10 imDessiblsts
take them without positive &,ecnfost.-
For such DR.. Hockands German Tonic has
been specially prepared. This preparation
10 not only pslaisble, but combines, 10 ne
di6ed form, ell the virtues OF the Eiesnan
Bittere. In cases OF lsnguor or excessive
debility, where the system appears 10 have
become exhausted OF It's energies. Fee
hands Tonic sets with almost RaTTS
elous effect Itgfves strength to Heaksesa
and throws dependency TO the HEads.-
But DR.. Hoofssd's benefactioRs to tie kas
man race are not confined 10 his celebrated
German Biteers, or his invaluable
Tonic. He has prepared another medicine,
which Is rapidly winning way TO popular
favor because ofits intrinsic merits. This
10 - HOOHaHd's PodephysJin
PiEls,s perfect substituts fer mercury,
without any OF nercury's evil quslities.-
These wonderful Pills, which are intended
TO act upon The Liver, are mainly coseoss
ed Of Podophyllip, or the Vital Principle
Of the Mandrake Root. II Is the medieiE-
al virtues OF this heslthsgiVing plant
The Pbodopbyllin acts directly on the Law
eR. The extract OF Mandrake contained in
them Is skiIlfully combined siih four other
extracts, thus producing o pill that iaRu-
enees the entire digestive and sliuestaHy
W lo nSAIOu 10 CutIciy IKE JUN
nausea. Possessing these much desirabls
qualities, the Podopbyllin becomes inTaiu-
able as . Family PILL IA No
Household should be without them. They
are perfectly safe, require bat two for an
ordinary dose, are prompt and eEeisrI in
action, and when used in connection with
Dr.. Roodand's German Bitters, OF Tonic;
may be regarded as certain specifics in all
cases OF Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia or any
OF the disorders TO which the system is ord
subject, The P0D0PHE-
Pills act upoa the stomach Azd the
bowels, while ,he Bitters or Tonic rurily
the blood.
DIR. HOOFLAND,
provided internal remedies for dis
Eases, has given the world one maioly fS
external application, 10 the wonderful pres
known as
DR.. HoO6and's Greek OH.
This Oil Is q sovereign remedy or pAins&
lches OF ell kinds rheumatism, NeuralS
yis, Too,hschs, Chilblains, Sprains and
Burns, Pain in the Back aud Loins, Ring
worm, &C., &c, &c, ell yield to its exter-
Isl application. The number OF cures eR
ected BY il lie astonishing, and they are
decreasing every day.