The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-29

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l counts him again and dere be
tree dollars gone, and yot does yer |
think does den? / cant say. Wy,
] did not count him any more, and |
he come out shust right ever
since.
Happy folks-a child with a rat
tie; . small chap drumming ON a
Tin pan; a schoolboy on holiday;
two lovers walking by moonlight
. gent imbihing q sherry cobbler;
. boy sucking new cider through a
straw; two country misses over an
ice cream; and q newly married
couple over the FIRST baby.
A Kansas City paper gives this
timely warning to pair of roman
tic levers: The couple who have
habit Of promenading Kansas ave-
nue.. above Eighth, every noon
light night, thu gentleman with arm
around the lady's waist, ought to
quit that. Such proceedings are
only appropriate for young people.
and on the back ST. eets.'
Lansing, Michigan, writes west
ern correspondent. is very healthy
locality for the ague. 1t comes
creeping up q fellows back like
ton of wild oats, goes crawling
through bis joints like iron spikes,
and is followed by fever which
prohibits the patient from thinking
Of anything but the Independent
Order Of Good Templars. 1t isn't
the every other-day' kind, but gets
up with man at daylight, aud
sleeps in the small Of his back all
night His teeth feel about six
inches too long, his joints wobble
like loose wagon wheels, and the
"shakes are SO steady that one
can't hold any sort Of conversation
except by putting in dashes.' "
In Galena, Illinois, recently, a
judge found before him o young
girl arrested for creating q dis
turbance on the street. Judge and
prisoner gazed at each other for q
moment, and then the latter said,
You know that your son was the
cause of my ruin, The man bowed
his head, and when he lifted it
sgain, tears were in his eyes, and
he said in broken voice, "Let her
60, for my lips can never condemn
her.
At the table of one of our New
York hotels, lately. a rough spun
individual was annoyed by the vo-
racity of his nearest neighbor, who
monopolized all the good things he
could reach. After witnessing his
operations for some time, the blunt
customer tapped the gormandizer
on the shoulder, and said:
Look here, my old fellow, l
would not advise you to 60 to Ohio
right away
why not?'
Because they've got the hog
cholera out there!'
CoLDs.-When a man begins to
cough, as the result Of comm on
cold, it is the effort Of nature at
\ tempting the cure, which she will
effect in her own time and more ef-
fectually than any man can do, if
she is let alone and her instincts
cherished. What are these in
stincts? She abhors foods and
Graves warmth. Hence, the mo-
ment man is satisfied he has ia
ken cold; let him do three things:
First, eat not IN atom; second, 20
to bed and cover up in a warm
room, third; drink as much cold
water - he wants, OF az much hot
! herb tea as he can, and in three
! cases out of four, he will be entire
| ly well in thir-y-six hours.
! A WoRD or ADvIcB.-How often
have we observed respectable
| young ladies cultivating the &C
quaintance Of strangers, whose
/ character no one in their mids,
knew, need not here be said-but
tits the same story told over again
| We have seen girls toss their heads
at the honest, well meant attcn-
tons of manly fellows with good
hearts, with whom they were rails
ed, while il an impudent upstar,
from abroad only appeared on the
scene, he would have many girl.
in the place angling for and try
ing to catch him. Is it any won
der, then, that 80 many thought
less young ladies draw blanks in
the matrimonial lottery Be care
full, or you may rue the day wher
| ron throw away honest werth, and
accept in its stead arrogant as
sumption and brassy mediocrity
Get an honest, sober, industriou.
beau--if you have known him al
your life, 90 much the better; b,
will do. Don't risk your happines.
with = reckless nincompoop, with
out brains or character. One fool
ish, thoughtless step may cost 20,
lifetime Of chagrin, sorrow; and
even worse. We say, be careful
and stand by what you know to b,
good.
An Indianapolis gentleman
claim for divorce is based on III,
ground that when he married, fou
weeks age, his wife's hair wa
black, but now tits red enough t,
entitle her to The front rank in
torchlight procession.
MUTUAL AID.--The race of man
kind would perish did they ceas
to aid each other. From the tim
that the mother binds the child