Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1871-05-31
A Little of Everything.


The mad dog season is approaching.
White unmenti tionabies have appeared.
This warm weather produces solitary feeling
The ice cream saloons are doing thriving bu-
siness
Street Ieafer. blossom at every corner this fine
weather.
Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the
Infinite.
Real glory springs from the silent conquest of
ourselves
One of the subiimest things in the world is
plain truth
Tyrone is to have $50 new dwellings erected
this summer.
spoiled ehild-thc that played with the
kerosene can.
Reported-that the Emperor of Germany is a
practical printer.
The last Floral olering-a coffee pot and bas-
ket of provisions.
Some BeIlefontc cellar diggers have discovered
a modern Pompeii.
The latest novslty-a parasol with bottle of
perfume in the handle.
Al an end-the ccal troubles in tho Anthracite
region. Time will show.
Tyrone is left flag station by the late change
in the rail road timetable
man who has no bills against him belongs to
the highest order OF BtH-ity,
Branerd was soft soaped'' by member of the
Tyrone City Council, the other day,
The latest joke-the white man party rec
osnizing the coored man as a citizen
Harrisburg mother broke her baby's neck. the
other day, by giving it playful toss.
Altoona is suffering ''muchly'' from the deprc-
dations of gang of "iower-thieves." g."
Candidates active and wide awake to the
necessity of interviewing the dear people.
beautiful deaf and dumb girl is an appli-
cant for gerernm ent clerksai2 in Washington.
child born without arms or legs is the latest
curiosity being exhibited throe hout th country.
Foster, who recently killed Putnam, in New
York, has been convicted of murder in the first
degree.
WiEiamsport babies are such 'tpretty little
things" that they put on exhibition on mar
ket days
Statistics place it beyond doubt that hand
some widow has three chances of marriage to a
Iilen's one
1t has become once more tho fashion for gen-
tlemen to carry immense colorsd silk pocket
handkerchiefs.
A competent juror-the man who could neither
read nor write, and didn't 'know nothing what
somever about anything"
The President is going to Long Branch soon
Howl ye Democratic editors, howl for the coun-
try will certainly go to smash
The sweotes thing in earrings is an aquarium
of rock crystal, filed with water, in which swim
small whales, Holsters and shrimps
1t is singular circumstance that the word
unabridged" is not in the latest illustrated edi-
ton of "Webster's Unabridged Dictionary''
Go to the POstoficc for books of all kinds, note
and letter paper, envelopes, pens, ink and PEN
ellis, daily AMI weekly papers, magazines, etc.
Be very careful when you want to snors in
church 1t often happens that lady is sitting
close enough to 'hunch'' yeu with her elbow.
minister not long ago preached frou, the text
BE ye therefore steadfast,' but the printer made
him erpound from Be ye there for breakfast
The opposition to Pap.I infallibility is on the
increase. All the professors except three in the
University Of Munich refused to accept the dog
mas.
A fellow called at a lawyer, office, on Market
Street the other day, to have the buttons sewed
on his old clothes" Better remove that sign,
Tom.
The champion female "whistleist'' can he heard
not fat from this locality. Her time i. good her
voice" clear and cultivated, apL her tune 'Shoo
Fly"
First mosquito of the -'serenaded'' US
Sunday night; made a brevity Of him Friends
of the family of deceased respectfully invi-
ted to stay away.
The legal rate of interest in Kansas is IL per
cent with per cent. damages in cases of protest
and the lawyers fees. Clearfeld will have TO
look to her laurels.
The thermometer on Sunday afternoon marked
about 90 degrees in the shade. causing a good
deal of painting among the more betty portion
of humanity, and almost scOrching the bones of
the lean.r order.
Strawberries have begun to arrive n agreo-tie
quantities We informed that they are deli
eious but the truth of the assertion are not pre-
pared to verify or contradict. Tangible evidence
has not yet been secured
Wisconsin editor is published all Ground a.
in the biggest kind of luck because happened tc
be Oh train that smashed up had his leg
broke, and draws nine dollars a week from an
accident insurance company
Since two shots were fred through the window
of an editors sanctum at Albany. the editors
there go around with iron brcastplates in their
pantaoOns, and earthworks of boiler iron are
being thrown up outside the windows,
Greely tells inquirer that there is no tto uble
in raising geese for market if you don't wcan
them too young Let them trot around with the
old eve till their bride teeth are grown and YOU
can transplant them to the forcing frame without
willing
The pleasant evenings have inaugurated even
ing premenades. and the less ira, eled thorough
iares present decidedly lover like appearance
The gait INDUCED in by these asprants to conIu-
gal felicity would shame tortoise and make a
snail die of envy.
The croak of the whippoorwill has begun TO |
startle the superstition Us in our vicinity A good |
many honest people think this dismal twilight
howl means something :" well, it does 1t means
that We may expect a warm spell before VIC get n 1
heavy fail of snow.
he ,hipO in aleri ir t.;.