The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1871-03-09
NUMBER Al.
NEWS ITEMS.

Lent began this year on Washingtou's
birthday, and Will end the anniversary
OF Lees surrender.
Portsmouth, n. H. has just done two
surprising and gratifying things. It has
butt a ship, and named it Jean Ingelow.
The Tallahassee Sentinel links Tlori-
Ola is looking up-that it is about to en-.
ter upon new, golden era. Northern
capital and Northern energy are to IF
feet it.
The production of rubber boots and
shoes in New England of late has been
about $4,000 pairs per day. The season
has not been favorable for their sale.
1t is poor rule that won't work both
ways. A clergyman in Connecticut once
gave charge to q church on the installs-
tion of q pastor in these words; II
charge you to treat your minister as he
deserves, and he will deserve to be treat
ed AS you treat him y
A wolf entered a Duluth church lately,
and was much effected by the. serviccE
and an once OF lead.
A smart young woman says there lie
nothing more touching in this life than
TO see poor but virtuous young man
struggling with weak moustache.
A Galesburg farmer, whose pew rent
was raised to twenty five dollars exclaim-
ed: "Great Cesar, here's q nice state of
afairs-the gospel going up and pork
going down. What's to become of usg"
An Arkansas man sentenced to be
hanged, is in bad way. The neighbor.
ing carpenters refuse to build the gallowS
aud the sheriff don't know how. The
prisoner is carpenter himself, and the
sheriff has tried several times to have him
build it, but he Gays" he'll be ha1ged il
he will"
Republican papers in .California say
that ifthe party has good man for candi-
date for Governor, it can sweep the state;
Newton Booth is urged by many for the
position.
"Do you think that raw oysters are
healthys?" asked q lady Of a physician.
I" Yes." he replied, never knew one to
complain or being out of health in my
life.
A careless printer made dancing
masters card read: 81 offer my respect.
ful shanks to all who have honored me
with their patronage.
The editor at newspaper out toward
Lake Champlain has discovered way of
keeping eggs from spelling His method
is to eat them while they are fresh!
Jean Perron, an old miser, died last
week, in New Orleans, worth $4,000.
He had often begged in the streets, and
is said to have lived on 25 cents day
Tor years.
Brick Promery is now openly denoun-
ced by the New York Democrat, pub
llshed by James Fl Lambert Brick is
evidently playing out" gin the house of
his friends as rapidly as be did with the
public at large.
The first daily newspaper printed ia
Virginia was printed in 1880, and the
subscription was fifty dollars per annum.
Burglars who blew open safe at Ros-
Ign, L. L., recently, got only thirty doll
lars. missing pocket-book CONTAINING
$400, which the explosion hurled into
the middle Of the ROOM.
A New Hampshire stage driver who
had just retired, has in the coarse of his
life driven about 10000 miles, or more
than six times round the world
Ine African diamonds, about which
such fuss has been made, do pot take
in London, where they are pronounced
to be far interior to the GolcoDda spark.
Iers. M
A family of FIVE persons at Oswego, n.
Y, were recently severely, though not
fatally poisoned, by eating salmon trout
which bad been exposed to the light of
the moon after they were taken.
Singular remedies are the order of the
day Here is the latest "a rosted onion
bound upon the pulse on the wrist, will
it is claimed, stop the most inveterate
toothache in few minutes"