The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1871-02-11
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

We have before No the frat Number Of the
Strsator Gasetesr, . new candidate for starva-
tion. It 10 dated Jan. 81, 1871, a.d announces
in Its column Of reliable news that Wsltsr Good
is sheriff, and DR.. Dyer, coroner. Of La Sale Co.
We advise these men to resign. and have their
rssignations published in the Gassttesr, ~ that
would probably bring to the knowledge OF the
extensively saterprisius editors OF that paper
the fact that We had An election In this county
some three months ago.
Elizabeth C.dy Stanton wrote Indictment
against white mses," aad tho competitors set it
up Indictment against white mules" Liz said
It didn't make much difference, 40 the mules
were oil males, and the males all mules. That's
all she kaows about farming.
Mr.. A. T. Stewart 10 constantly doing Some.
thing for the posr Not content with building
. hotel for poor girls, aud oil that, he has set
apart in his mansion . suite Of rooms for the use
Of President Grant.
The mother OF Dr.. Lucas, OF Paoris, aged 20
years, was married on Sunday evening last TO a
young man of y years, . resident of West Vir.
ginis.
That couple are determined to Ego it while
they are young
Dan. Rice's paper dishs. up two squihs, thusly:
Horace Greedy recommends q weak solution of
nitrate OF silver for pink eye potatoes. He says
1t will reduce the Inflammation and restore the
eyes to their natural color.
Apropos Of the effects OF diet of horseflesh,
We wonder tho idea did not suggest itself to
Troohu to feed his troops on moat Of bslky
horses, as they might have stosd better.
William Cuss is the name Of juvenile va.
grant arrested in st. Louis. The Cusses are a
numerous family, several members residing in
the staid and sober city Of Laoon.-Lacon Home
Journal.
They originally started in Ottawa, where the
original old ouss still lives. He is "loyal" and
holds government Office.
The editor Of the Woodstock Sentinel denounoes
the practice of bringing little babies to church.
and especially those that cry. The Sentinel man
should remember that that's tho only way in
which some mortals ever get to see the Inside of
church.
The k.nkskss G,lsetts tells hew lady of that
place landed i barrel Of salt in tho street with
her foot, on meeting With it in shape Of an in.
oumbrance on the sidewalk We've heard of
people who loved ~ hard - = mule could kick
we wonder il this Ksnkskee-kioksr loves rs
hard as she Naturalization Journal
Tom Woods! are you aware that the absve is
ai-oelou. article The affair originated with
that internal Bssmus, Of the Ottaws TRRR IRA.
DER and WAS copied in the Gosstle with tho
stsrsotyped credit, Ecel1a1G" Kankakes is
entirely innocent Of any such unnecessary mus
cular development in its females. Bat they can
love "0gTu" hard! Ottawa produces the other
kind. Ask Bssmus; hs's had expsrisnse. Kan.
Eakes Gazete.
Yes, we know about il. We interviewed the
female above referred to, and We know she can
kick. 1t has bssn four weeks since We saw her,
and We have Aes been sbls to sit down with any
comfort since.
Mr.. P.rsisston inquired If her family physi-
onan, the other day, ii Land Grant WA brother
er cousin Of the President. % be wss xobbux
UP all the land sut west The phy sieian replied
that he thought Land Grant nost b son Of
the President. from the way he u sariehiug him
self at tho expense Of the peopls-Macomb
Easl
Ii, Lucy Stsne says, "ths cradle Il tho wo-
rnan's ballot box" there has got b be Law
passed in Indiana against "repsating." A woman
out there has just cast three votes vt onee-Ez.
Such stuihuS of the ballot box u uanifestly
fraud.
A Jersey girl asd her lover wsrs out horse
oack riding, recently, when Q race We proposed,
which ended in . victory for tho firmly -sessed
young man. But the girl would not give it up
co. and demanded renewal OF he trial with a
change OF saddles. The change ~ made, snd
soon they were of ayaia-the lad sidswiss and
eAs girl otherwise; the heat resulting in . DOM.
Plete triumph for the lady.
Hows that for otherwise ?-K1
Whs will dare hereafter to say that tho horse
na cruelty treated beast!
Two Booty companions got into a alteration
Saturday night. LET me ~" cried the un.
der man in the fight II wont Do It." s.id tho
cshsE, lit was tue much troubls 70 70, you
down." We diast stay TO 80 how ths thing
come out,-Lenry Republican,.
Very little is doing in Congress. There i.
great deal OF balderhssh and SuussmL, and nat
much al'e' - record Wilmington Irdependent
The above from republican paper, il no,
Dad sammary Of the proceedings Of this expen.
give radical luxury called Congress. We com.
mend tho Independent for this frsnk .dms,ion
at the inefioisnsy Of the Congress Il helped to
elect.
Joseph Pancake, Of Noble county. WA rsosn..
married to Olive Peck, Of La 0ssavs county.
Pancakes by the Peck; good gracious Who ever
beard OF ssoh . measurement hoSore p In
Grange Standard
kankakes Gd.e..ee