South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-08-25
H~OOFLAND'S COLUmy.
MILLION or LIVES
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"S'J u 80 many persons are the victims
Of dyspepsia or indigestion, but its willing
victims. Now, We wbuld not be understood
10 say thai any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed to rank it among
the luxuries Of life. Far from it. Those
who have experienced its torrents would
scout such an idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly under all the trying circumstances in
which he was placed, never had an attack of
dyspepsia, or his jollity wouid have speedi-
ly fOrsaken him. Meu. and women some
times suffer its fortunes uncompIainingly,
but whoever heard o! q person who enjoyed
them or sll the multifarious diseases to
which the human system is liable, there is,
perhaps, none so generally prevalent as dy-
pepsla. II there is a wretched being in the
world it is
Il Confirmed Dyspeptict
But it is not our intention to dezcant on
the horrors of Dyspepsia. We have said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the most %uniyer-
sal OF human diseases. This is emphatic
ally the case in the United States. Wheth-
er this general prevalence is due to the
character of the food, the method Of its
preparation, or the hasty manner 10 which
il is usually swallowed, is not our province
to explain. The great fact with which we
are called to deal is this :
= Dyspepsia Prsrai5
almost universally. Nearly every other per-
son you meet is q victim, and apparently
a willing one ; for were not this the case,
why so many sufferers, when a certain spec
DO avl cofa rnonn1- -, uvs.bsu IL
reach Of all who desire TO avail themselves
Ofit2 But the majority will not. Blind.
ed by prejudice, or deferred BY some other
unexplained influence. they refuse 10 ac-
eept the relief proffered them. They turn
adesf ear to the testimony of the thous-
ands whose sufferings have been alleyiated,
and with strange inflammation, appear to
cling with desperate determination 10 their
ruthless tormentor. But says a dyspeptic:
What is this remedy ? to which we reply :
This great alleyiator of human suffering is
almost as widely known as the English lan~
g1age. II has allayed the sgOnies Of thou
sands, and is to-day carrying comfort and
encouragement to thousands of others
This acknowledge panscea Is none other
Than Dr.. HoofanGs German B;Rsrs.
Would you know more OF the merits Of
this wonderful medicine thar can be learD-
ed from the experience Of others? Try il
yourself, and when il has failed TO fulfill
the measure Of it's efficacy given by the
proprietor, then abandon faith in it I!
Let il Be Remembered,
Grst OF all, that HOOFLAND,S German
RTtFDrn . not n vupn haua-ona Tho 90
not alcoholic in any sense Of the term
They are composed wholly Of the pure juice
or vital principle o. roots. This isnot a
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared by one
Of the ablest German chemists. Unlike a.
ny other Bitters in the market, they are
wholly free from spirituous ingredients
The objections which hold with so much
force against preparations OF this clsss,
namely that a desiIe for intoxicating
drinks iIstimulsted by their use. are not
valid 10 the case Of the German Bitters.-
So far from encouraging or intoxicating q
taste or desire for Undertaking beverages,
it msy be confidently asserted that their
tendency is 10 q dramatically opposite di-
r~ectiOn. Their effects can be
Beneficial Only
in al cases Of the hillary system. Hoof-
lands German Bitters stand without On e.
qusl, acting promptly and vigorously upon
the Liver they remove its t0rpiditT snd
cause healthfui secretion of bile-ihereby
supplying the stomach with the most indis-
pensable elements Of sound digestion IN
proper proportions. They give tone to the
misunderstanding its functions, and
enabling il to perform its duties as nature
designed it should do.
THY Purify tie Blood,
cleansing the vital fluid of oil hurtial imp
urities and ~supplanting them with the els-
ments OF genuine healthfulDess. Bot in
thai most generally prevalent. distressing,
ard dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
They Stand UnriVale2.
Nov. there sre certain classes Of persons
TO whom extreme BitteFs are rot only un>
pala;able, but who find il impossible to
take them without positive discomfort
! Fer such Dr.. Hoofaads German Tonic has
been specially prepared. This preparation
ia not oily pslstable, but combines, in mo-
di6ed form, ell the virtues Of the German
Bitters. In cases Of lsnguor or excessive
debility, where the system appears TO have
become exhausted Of its energies. Hoo
Hands Tonic acts With almost msrv-
el0us effect. {tgives strength Oweskness
and throws dependency to the Winds
But DR.. Hoofand's benetactiOns TO the hu-
man race are not confined 10 his celebrated
German Biifers, or his Invaluable
Tonic. he has prepared another medicine,
which is rapidly winning way 10 popular
favor because offs Intrinsic merits. This
is ~ H0OEaBd'S POd0PIRy;l7n
IPEsis,a perfect substitute for mercury
without any Of mercury's evil qualities
These wonderful Pills, which are intended
to act upon the Liver, are mainly compos-
ed Of POdopbyllin, or the Vital Principle
of the Mandrake Root. II is the mediciL-
al virtues Of this heslth-giving plant
TIE P~hodOpbyllin acts directly on the Liv-
er. The extract Of Mandrake contained in
them is skilliully combined with four other
extracts. thus producing a pill that iDhu-
ences the entiie digestive and alimentary
system, and in its action is entirely free from
nausea, Possessing these much desirable
qualities. the PodOpbyllin becomes invslu-
able as a Family PILL -W No
Household should be without them. They
are perfectly safe, require bat two for an
ordinary dose, are prompt and e%ffciert in
action, and when used in connection with
Dr.. Hooland's German Bitters, or Tonic,
may be regarded ns certain specifics in al
clses OF Liver Complaint Dyspepsia or any
of the disorders to which the system is ord
inarily subject, The PODOPnF-
LIN Pills act upon the stomach ard the
bowels, while the Bitters or Tonic purits
the blood.
DIR. HOOFLAND,
having provided internal remedies for dis
eases, has given the world one mainly fol
exieIna! application, in the wonderful pre-
Varation known as
DIR. EOOEIand's Greek OIL.
This Oil is a sovereign remedy for pains /
aches of all kinds. Rheumatism, Neural
gia, Toothnche, Chilblnins, SpraIns ant
Burns. Pain in the Back and LOins, Ring.
worm, &c, &c &c, ell yield to its exter-
nal application. The number Of cures ef
fecled by it is astonishing. and they arr
increasing every day.
Taken internally, it is a cure for Heart
burns, Kidney Diseases, Sick Headaches