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Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1871-08-19
miscellaneous.
Pungcnt PrOtcctiOnisns.

We know not to what paper to credit the
following-but they are good:
Free trade means Ito native industry,
smelling another's beef roasting. Protec-
tion means, eating the beef ,r.r .u..:...
Therefore, Protection is square mcal''
Free Trade is n fast
Protection is poverty prohbitcd-Fr
! Trade is ruin recommended.
Protection means taking out fire insur-
anco polcy-Free Trade means setting
fire to your own frame building without
being insured. :,
Producing raw material for export, and
importing it as manufactured goods-duty
free-is like giving your neighbor your
own hens eggs to hatch, and then buying
the chickens from him. ".
Protection means keeping your fences in
repair-Free Trade means sueipg your
neighbor for his cattlcs trcspass, being
non-suitcl for negligence and paying the
| costs.
America possesses the almighty dollar,
and Protection will enable her to keep it..
Free Trade will give her in eXcange an
English shilling-with silver at discount.
viii America swap?
II "the longest way round is the nearest
way home''-then exporting raw material
and placing no tariff on manufactured i'm
ports, is the direct road to prosperity. But
experience, proves that 1t isn't, therefore,
that little 'ifn is very properly italicized.
The difference between Free Trade and
a protective policy is-that in one case the
stable door is kept locked, in the other, it
only fastened when the steod has been
stolen. England is thinking of locking ur
their stable this significant fact should
make America inquire, have got a got Il
spare horse to loose?
So much for British Free Trade ! :, Shall
we, too, try it, and with the same or q
worse result
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There are said 10 be 10000 shoemakers
la ionnsylyanla,
Towanda expects 10 be made a city ~
the next ton ycais, ,
Tho silueta OF sorapicn arc Injected n'll
nuIus al ths Gland pike sleclea," y eH
are oCoasloually secll la Ihla losally
ts tSoniY,hye mllea noll Williams
nart tp i,ack liaYen hY Tall, ani issHly
ieyyn by lle pulilf Foii'
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1871-08-19

4 SLIGHT MIsrAKE A well-kuowing
minister of New Orleans, walking along
the street in that eity, iow days since,
met q lady for whom he had recutly per
formed the marriage service, Drsiring IA
renew an acquaintance, (for the lady had
greatly interested him at the timo,) he ac-
cepted her with the remark, MADAME, did
not have the pleasure Of marrying you n
few days since, sir,n
~ was married a few days sineop"
e. %es, | thought | was not mistaken;
"fed yfp."
was q mud 'Neh, thought my husband
but have norQnger I'..a than you are;
. bis ACQUAINTANCE thepouSh - him to make
my dear, my ehignon'9ly' 10 ths way,
please give me somo money l'ns enhby;
WATERFALL - ~ mo :
Evidently this Was moro than the ;.
lster bargaiued for, aud with hasty bow
accompanied by the remark, "No, you ~
not The lady-hm mlstakon,p - ho took "a
[ leave,
Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1871-08-19
NEW COAL yAitn.

rtNllE un lorsignel having connected the Coal
busilcs, with his extensive FLOUR GRAIN
imlc, Is prepared 10 snwdy families With the
VERY HIST az GOAI,
CHEAP FOR CASH.
Ess, stove ard sll, constantly oR hand Grain
taken la cha use iOl Coal. .
J.M. CADWALLADER.
Suulmry, Jan. "a, IhlO.-tf
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6otsIs aub Restaurants.

~ PIERRE HOUSE. Broad and Chest
IL nut sts., Philadelphia, j. B. BUTTER
WORTH. PROPRIETOR Terms per day, $3.50.
April 10, iS71.--ly
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JACOB suIPMAN. THOMPSON DERR.
Fire, Life and Accident
INSURANCE AGENCY
SIIPMAN q DERR,.
COMPANIES REPRESENTED.

MARKET STREET, SUNBURY; PA
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BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL

- Physician of this celebrated Institution, has
discovered the most certain, speedy, pleasant and
effcctual remedy in the world for all
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
THE IIIBERNIANS.

i"h hNbk-dLoR1OUs FOURrII--GRAND nc
MIC AT THE FLORA GARDEN.
The IIibernan fire company. second Ia
no company IN the city in efficiency, have
resolved to celebrate tho coming Fourth
by picnic at Flora Garden, and appeal to
the citizens for that patronage to which
their labors for the public good has entitled
them. They have procured the services
of the silver cornet band, and will open
the festivities by marching, headed by the
band through the principal streets of the
city Arriving at the garden the declara-
ton OF independence will be read by
NJ. IL. lIarrcll and an Grafton delivered by
gentleman whose name will hereafter be
announced. Tables will be prepared for
the hungry, mild drinks furnished to those
who are dry and an opportunity TO dance
given to those who affect that amusement
No improper characters will be admitted
and the best of order will be preserved.
Those who attend this picnic will enjoy n
pleasant day and be in no danger by either
field or flood. Tickets, so cents.
The committee of arrangements Is COM
posed the following gentlemen; William
Mciial", james Kennedy, James II. Eng
lish aud John Hogan.
TIE following committees will superin,
tend the celebration
On Arrangements--Jane Kennedy.
james II. English and John VI. Hogan.
o., Bar--Patrick Burke, cashier; Pat
OLaughlin, Michael Bambrick and Thos.
Dnrmcdy.
On Refreshments--James Kennedy cash
icri james Graney and Timothy Sulli-
van.
On Ten-Pin, ANey--James ODonnel
cashier Thomas Lcary and John Miller
On Shooting Galiery-Edward Morris
sey, cashier and l.. b. Garner.
Gcie Keepers--W. Il. White, cashier
and Richard Fitzgerald,
Floor Mandgers-Thomas Lovett, VI. j.
Marnell aud David Fitzgerald.
observation-disclosures Kennedy and John
ODonnel
Ftag Bearers-Thomas Foley and
Thomas Leary.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
ROUGH AND READY FIRE COMPANY.

]
: THE PROPOSED FOURTH OF July Picnic
G Tur rtAcE--THE PRoGRAMME-NAMEs
! OF THE CoMMiTTEEMENi ETC
c The Rough and Ready fire company are
, nokiag extensive arrangements to cele-
bratc the Fourth Of July in an appropr-
ate manner. They have determined to
have a grand picnic on the Kentucky
shore opposite Galigher's mill, and to in
wife the public to participate in the festiv-
tiles. There will not be much oratorical
patriotism INDUCED in, but there will be
any quantity of fun and hilarity. All the
edibles of the season will be procured so
that the hungry may eat those who are
dry will be supplied with the wherewithal
to quench their thirst, and n string band
will supply music for those who are in
clined to trip the light fantastic toe. The
neat little steamer, Odd Fellow, has been
hired to convey citizens to and from the
picnic grounds and will commence run
ming at 8 o'clock am, and make q trip
every hour caring the day. The boat will
be handsomely decorated, and the boiler
deck be covered with canvass for the ac
commodation and comfort of ladies and
children.
Tickets so cents.
After the picnic, commencing at 0
O'Clock pm. there will be n grand ball in
dulgcd in at Scheels hall, and magnih-
cent display of fire works be made.
Tickets to the ball, for gentleman and
ladies, 80 cents.
The celebration will be conducted under
the direction OF the following committees
On Arrangements-Joseph Mendel, A.
Marx, f. Whitcamp, F. Strautz, and II.
Meyer.
On Boat-Sam. Walters, Peter Ehs,
Christ. Orth, NJ. Silverberg, Jos. NJ. Vir-
run Joseph b. Taylor, j. Ii. Metcalf W.
Schmidt.
On Bar--James Swayne and Herman
Meyer cashiers Joseph Mendel, Robert
f. Swoboda, II. Zimmerman, f.
Wittcamp, Fred. Strautz.
Ice Cream Stand-A. Marx and ii. Blk
by, cashiers, r. Hebsacker, Niles Swayne,
f. Decker, II. HasenjaegeI, F. Axley.
Floor Managers-John Koeher and
Harry Schulz.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
ORDINANCE NO. 116.

An ordinance TO amend ordinance No. 20.
be in ordained by the City Council Of the city OF
Cairo
sEcrIosl. That ordinance No.29, approved Apri
9th. lsG7, be and the same Is hereby amended
by adding after the words "or any sewer, trough,
or other thing used for the drainage OF slops or
water" in the eleventh and twelfth lines from
the TOP Of section OF said ord finance, the words,
''or any soap factory, any place, building or es'
Establishment used for the steaming or rendering
Uof laru tallow, fat, oiial or dead animals or any
"establ ishment used for the steaming or render
Sing OF any other substances, which in being so
rendered shall cause the business thereof to be
defensive to the public or any portion thereof or
injurious to the public health.
Approved June 22d, 1871.
JOHN NJ. LANsDEN, Mayor.
Attest, NJ. j. IIowLEY, City Clerk. je30dl0t
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

HowEs SEWING MISUNDERSTANDING
leased the corner room Of the Athenmum
building, l shall expect TO be able to keep
on hand n good assortment of mach ,es
Parties DESTROYS of getting machines Won d
do well TO call and see what ours VII do
before buying. Machines sold on mos NV
lnstallments, and old ones taken ut the 1,
Nalue in exchange. All machines war
ranted five years. To produce the sew
ing machine was the study of Elias Howe.
Ir, twenty-five years ago, lie gave to
inc world the first sewing machine ever
invented. We now offer his last produce
t'oh' Call and See us on Commercial ay-
ehae' corner room of the Athenmum build
ing J'C' HAYS, Agent for Company.
je3o-lw.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

Judge then eloquently.app led 70 tho L.
boring men OF The city, and clos ' by IN
voking all the citizen who rega.d the veal
of Cairo to turn out on Monday and labor
and votc to roll up ]; &c ond decided
majority f,r the propositions.
Mr.. oBERly,
being called. then brief ddresscd tic
meeting, and at the conclusion of bis re-
ma rks IL adjourned.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
ORDINANCE NO. ll5.

An o G.lance to amenL section $50 OF ian OF Ii.
nance TO adopt the ordinance Of the ,ity Of
Caro- Is revised and codifed"
BE Il oidaned by the city Council OF the CfeY OF
Cairo:
SECTION |. That section No. $50 of ian orli-
nance to adopt the ordinances OF the City Of
Cairo as revised and codhed" be amended by
adding ate the word "provison" in SAID sec
tion the wo:ds ,or any impure, unwholesome,
ad liberated or diluted milk"
Approved June ed, 1871
JOHN NJ. LANSDEN. Mayor.
Attest, NJ. j. HOwLEY, City Clerk. le3OdlOS
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
GOOD NEWS FOR THE LADIES.

Mrs. j. Cummings desires to inform tho
ladies that she is about to dispose Of her
spring and summer stock of goods at cost
Her stock comprises very fine selection
of hats, bonnets, flowers, ribbons, etc, ~
of which were chosen with great care AL
tho ladies who want reasonable taste'u'
and cheap goods should not fall TO patron.
ize Mrs. Cummings, as she intends to put
all her goods at the very lowest cash
price, in order TO dispose of them as quick-
ly as possible. Great bargains can DO
made for the next few days.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

TANEs or THE County PRECINcTs.-
We append the following fgu 'eS showing
the taxes collected and e>2ericd outside
of Cairo during the four years ending
March ], 1871, the reader bearing in mind
that citizens Of Cairo and n ,n-residents
have paid very nearly half Of the amountn
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

ORPHAN AsYLUM.-Treasurer Thorn
ton submits the following report of the
finances of the orphan asylum from May
10th TO juno 10th
L .nceeds OF dol nls lsnld for uanne nj MAJ.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

81 fAuL AND RETURN via Chicago, re-
tarn via Dunlei'N $3.50. Good for 80
'"' iylt3
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
II. NJ. HULEN,
GROCER ANDCONFECTION
MERCHANT
No. 1874 Commercial-ave.,
CAIEo, ILLINOIS.
RETEgENcsc-MeTcl ants OF Cairo. jyi
DOMINANCE No. III.

An o. nance TO regulate the duties Of the Chief
o,!olce and Police Constables.
lie Il ordained by the City Council of the City of
G. 20.
SsC1'OS |, That he Chief of Police shall act as
dar policeman, and shall have general charge OF
the Polce force OF the city, (eScepting the City
marshal,l and, under the general direction OF the
Mayor, shall superlntend ana control the opera.
IONS OF the several police constabes while on
Gutv. The other police cohstabes n Nv author.
zee by ordinance shall do duty as night Watch
men.
SIC. 2. All ordinances or parts of ordinances
In conflict herewith are hereby repealed:
JOHN NJ LANSDEN, Mayor.
Approved, June 10Th, 18Th
q, est; NJ j. HowIEy, CITY Cl'k,
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
EXPENDED.
$20722 GS

II "'l thus be seen that nearly all the
,"N's collected outside Of the county have
Oee" spent N the construc ion of bridge.
ana IN road repairs, leaving Cairo to nav
the expenses of the circuit court, nnd
TO support the schools Of ho
county in sho't all It's expenses save
those enumerated in the above 1ruros.
ara yet many Of the country p ,ple com.
plain of the burdens which Cairo heap on
them.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

| PRaaIuM A. IPL0 We g p the
fo1 ng from The Greensboro Nc tor:
Nj. Zuckriegel, of this city, has been
aw" I'd the premium and dip oma by the
committee appointed for the purpose, en-
bracing judges fom Nova Scotia, Ont rio,
Maine, New York, Iowa and other states,
for the handsomest original design for
monument in marble His contestants
numbered twenty distinguished art SITS and
| designers from rs many different states,
Rhode Island, Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio
Indiana, New York, etc, ard among
them Mr.. w. Fox, of Sioux City, low,
whose fame ms an artist is acknowledged
throughout the United States, and who is
considered the first designer in the West.
This deserved mark ofdistinc Ion is most
worthily bestowed and we are gratifled at
this high recognition ofthe merit and tai
ent of our gifted townsman, Mr.. ZuckrC-
gel whose fine artistic work we have often
had the plee ire to natteringly alludc to
in these columns. We congratulate our
friend upon his success and his honors.
Mr.. Xuckiicgei is an artist of fine cul-
lure and rare taste. II" has furnished
many fine monuments for our citizans.
Mr., Carl l.. Thomas is his local agent
for Cairo, who will always be pleased to
furnish designs and make contrr cts ut the
lowest possible rates. His office is on the
co. ner of sth street and Commercial av-
euuc, Cairo, Ills.
SCALE OF Prices OF TIE CAIRO Sill
FER CoRNET BANp.-For playing in |
front Of the Theatre, weekly engage
ments more or less in the evening,
not to exceed three pieces each night,
$40 CO., for playing for a funeral march
from residence to cars or steamboat
SO 90; for same, :including trip to Villa
Ridge, $50 0oi for playing after clock
n.n., at any place within the city, not to
exceed one hour mo marehing), $25 90;
for same when marching included, $40 Co;
for playing during day time not exceed
ing two hours, $50 90; for playing in city
not exceeding eight hours, $50 90.
The above rates do not apply to the
Fourth OF July or other national tol;-
days, All applications to leave tho city
are not Included, and special action of
the Band must be had before n contract
il made except on funerals.
r. p. RosBINs
T. SAUp,
f. Boss,
~ - Committee
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

81, Dh'No'-- 900 glass boxes for sale
at cents each. " w Tuo.,,,,
je2lti. "'
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
FOR SALE
NOTICE.

The Illinois Central Rail Road Company now
offer for sale the following described lois ia First
Addition to the City of CAIRO, viz.
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
TAKE NOTICE.

TIMETABLE or THE ILLINOIS CENTRAL H. .
u and after Sunday, Ma. lfth, ls,I' tne ,o' w
,.s,m.,.bla Iii Govern the arrival sad DEF ~
nre II pass, nget trains NJ Cairo
N 49,, Mail train daiIy...........-...... Has pm
Esrrcss, daily ..''.'''''''.'''' go P"
4 ~, Mail. daily .''~'.'''~ 5''oS
Express dsly, except sunday $3.50 pm.
l,,agh n . regular ~. i.ouis tram Is taken on
~, ,r,ips out of Carr viii have through cars
-, Louis, which viii he taken through rom
a On by the trains on the Bellevue ROAD. "
, ,,d close connection will be maze at bu-
: ,,,,.. and tber. will be no change Of cars nom
4, -, IN u. Louis The train leaving Cairo at
, AZ - m, will have through sleeping cor TORI
I m. The attention Of shippers is especially
= Ned 10 the fact that Fruit Express train VIII
4. Az, Cairo daily, Saturdays expected and VIII
rrt, ,.r n ron, this city to Chicago IN twenty
two Eiurs. jas ''hN''', AEe"''
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
TINE TABLE

Returning 10 euro NJ IA early hour IN the evening
FAIR for tie round trip from Cairo, 81. from
Mound city, sl from Caledonia 81; from Metro.
polls, 81. Children from TO II years old. ~ Ct
Refreshments will he served on board for those
VINO do not take their dinner with them.
No children allowed To so unless accompanied
10y parents or guardians. ie2sdtd
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02

FoR SALE.-A good open buggy. Ap
ply to JAMES JOHNSON, Stone Depot.
je2e.lw. ...
The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1871-07-02
b a S X f T PICNI

Tickets, which must he procured before gong
on board, can be hal at the hook and drug Stores
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-02-10
HENRY II. HELMBOLD'S I'M
PROVED ROSE WASH

cannot be surpassed rs a FACE WASH and will
be found the only specific remedy in every
species of CUTANEOUS AFFECTION. II spec
dly eradicates PlMPLES SPOTS, SCoRBUTIC
DRYNEsS, INDURATlONSo of the CUTANEOUS
MEMBRANE etc, dspels REDNEsS and IN
CIPIENT INFLAMATION, HIVES, RASH,
MOTH PATCHES, DRYNEsS OF SCALP OR
SKIN, FROST BITES, and all purposes for which
SALVES or OINTMENTS are used restores the
skin to a state Of purity and softness, and in
sures continued healthy action to the tissue OF
It's vessels, on which depend the agreeable clear
ness and vivacity OF complexion much sought
and admired. But however valuable as Il
remedy for existing defects of the skin, II. 4.
IIelmbold's Rose Wash has long sustained its
principle claim to unbounded patronage, by
possessing qualities which render it a TOILET
APPENpAGE of the most superlative and
Congenial character, combining in an elegant
formula those prominent REQUESTS, SAFETY and
EFFICACY-the invariable accompaniment o.
| Its uge-as a Preservatiye and Reiresher OF the
| Complexion. 1t is an excellent Lotion for dis
eases-of Syphilitic Nature, and as an injection
| ior diseases Of the Urinary Organs, arising from
| habits of dissipation, used in connection will
the EXTRACTS BUCHU, ,SARSAPAR RILLA, anC
CATAWBA GRAPE PILLS. in such diseases a
recommended, cannot be surpassed. PRlCl
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-02-10

- IN
Made Of Poor Ham, Vyhiskcy, Proof spiritn
and Refuse Liquors doctored, spicod ana sweet
ened TO please the taste, called Tonlee' Appeu]'
ora" "Rostorcrs" &C., that lead tho tppler en- 10
drunkenness and ruil but ere true Medlcne' mace
ror, mo Native Roots and Herbs Of California, FREQ
f,n,n nil Alcoholic Stimulants. They arc tie
GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and n LIFE
CJyINC PRINCIPLEa perfect Ronovator ahu
Inylrorator Of tho SYSTEM carrying OIL oil poisohots
matter end restoring tho blood to healthy condition
No ncreon can take these Diters according 10 cr'e'
tlon and remain long unwell. -,
SiuO willbo given for on incurablo case, proYlded
Tho boneg arc not destroyed By mineral poison or
o,hor means and tho vital organs wasted beyond tho
point ofrepair.
For Inflummutory and Chronic Rhoumn-
tis,r mud Gout, Dyspeppin, or Indisos'iou'
Bilious, Rcmittent and Intermittent fevofs
Discusses OF the Blood, Liver, hidncys, ana
ulnddcr, tneso Bitters have bcon most euceete.
fpi. suoh Diseases orc caused by vitiutcd
BLOOD, which is generally produced by ecrangeHent
Of the Digestive Organs. 49,,
DYSPEPSIA or INDIGESTION, Head
nchc Pain IN tho Shoulders Coughs, Tghtncns oil tAo
Chest Dizziness, Sour Eructatlons OF the Stomach
Rad taste in tho Mouth Bilious Attacks. rapitation
Of the Heart Inflammation Of tho Lungs, ram IN iao
lcgou5 Of the Kidneys, and hundred otheF painful
eylup:oma, arc the ofsprnge of Dyspepsia.
They inylgorGte tho Stomach and stimulate tho tor
pidlyor and bowels, which render them ofunequallcd
efficacy in cleansing the blood Of all Impurities aAe
inparting new life and vigor to the whole system.
TOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptons, letter, Salt
rcum Blotches, Spots, rmples, fuftules, Bois, Car
bunolcs, Elng. Worms scald.Hoad, soro Eyes, Eryeir
tlgs Itch Scurfs, Discoloratons of the skin HumoI1
and Diseases Of tho Skin, OF whatever name or nature
nrc literally dug up and carried out OF tho system in
phort time by the Of these Dittors. One bottle IN
such cases will convince tho most neredulous of their
curative effect.
Cleanse tho vitlated Blood whenever you md it5
impurities bursting through the skin in Pimplcs Erup
tons or Sores cleanse It when you nd 1t oostructed
and sluggish In tho veins cleanse It when II is foul
and your feelings will tell you whom Keep the blood
pure azd the health OF the system will follow.
PIN, TAPE and other WORMS, lurking in tho
eystcm OF SO many Thousands. arc ecctualy destroy
cd and removed. For full directions, read carefully
the circular around each bottle, printed In four Ian
guagcs-Englsh, German French and Spanish,
JwALKER. Proprietor. II. Il. MCDONALD & CO..
Druggists and Gen. Agents, San Francisco, Cal,
and 90 and 81 Commerce Street, New York.
ey SOLD DY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS
oct2g-O-tf
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-02-10
Humorous.
A Practical Lover

I did not purchase for my bride
Rich jeweled rings and costly fnns,
But what thought would be her pride
A set complete of pots aud pans.
would not win sweet Jennie's love,
BY golden gifts of magic power;
II she n proper wife would prove,
She would prefer some bags OF Hour.
did not play with Jennie's heart,
Nor try TO TX II were IL fickle,
But sent, distrusting modern art,
A Side OF pork for her to pickle.
I did rot give her rubies red,
To lend her raven hair relief;
But what would charm when we were we'd
good supply OF potted beef.
did not wanton with her love.
That pined to nestle on my breast,
Just like n dropping, u red dove.
But sent couch where IL could rest.
did not, when the moon was bright,
Take Jenny out for tranquil walks,
But took her-what would more delight
dozen each of knives and forks.
did not send her flow'rets bright,
Whose brightness, ah so quickly wanes,
nut comfort in the darkest night,
A sett of sheets and counterpanes.
And so ut last our little store
Would furnish well an envied cot;
But then-I should have SAID before
She ejilted me, and kept the lot.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1871-02-10

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greater Than any other preparation OF Sarsapa-
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healthy color and restores the patient to a state
OF HEALTH and PURITY. For Purifying the
Blood, removing all Chronic Constitutional Dis
eases arising from an impure state of the blood.
And The only reliable and eflectual known reme-
dy for the cure of Pains and Swelings OF the
Bones, Uiceraions of the Throat and Legs,
Bloches, Pimplcs on the Face, Eiysipelas and
all scaly Eruptons of the skin, and Deautifying
the Complexi on. Price, 81 j0rer Bottle.