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New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

every paper in the State, presenting what
ne calls the facts in relation to the split at
the convention Of the ninth of August. We
hope Mr.. Dugan will not be surprised or
disappointed ii We decline to reproduce his
circular, subject to the following conditions,
imposed. or sought to be imposed rather, in
. postscript to his very plausible and fair ~
letter.
'Mr. Editor-Recognizing, rs do, the
wide spread influence Of your journal
Compliments us), and knowing that many
of your readers have formed erroneous
opinions (have they, indeed,) of the condi-
ton of the Republican party of this State,
I send you this letter free Of charge (bere's
magnanimityl, in the hope that you will
give it place in your columns. If you ac-
cept, and will send me q copy of your pa
per, will act az your correspondent here
leo kind), and will contribute letters upon
charge you nothing for my services.
JAMES DUGAN."
Now, either the spirit Of magnanimity en-
ters largely into the composition Of Mr..
Dugan. or the money of the stumptail con-
ventiOn enters pretty freely into his Golfers,
else how can he afford to spend his time
writing letters for the provincial press. We
smell q hen.
But once for all, we would like to be per-
mitted to inform Mr. Dugan that we pro-
fess to understand the situation at New Or
leans quite as we'll as he does. When he
writes that Governor WarmOth was at
tended by notorious assassins, thugs and
police, we know that he INDUCES in fight
Of fancy not allowed even in poetic license,
for we had plenty of friends in the van with
Warmoth who no more resemble thugs than
does Mr.. Dugan a shrewd manipulator OF
bucolic consequently green, eh, Mr.. Du-
gan y, editors.
1t is nice little game, Mr.. Dugan, that
the stumptails are trying to play, with you
for the stool pigeon. but you can't a. ehaif & the the
penetrable disguise, thou facetious Dngan
we've dug an attempt at imposition out OF
your last one.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

The thermometer at seven o'clock yester-
day morning was so at Augusta, 52o at
Boston, coo at Charleston, g. at Calves
ton, sOo at Key West, 47o at Memphis, 81
at Mobile, 490 at Nashville, 5O0 at New
York, Az at Pittsburg, 56o at Shreveport,
and So at st. Louis.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Mr.. Groesbeck, at present accepted as
the Legitimate successor of vallandigham
in Ohio, declares the constitutional
amendments to be 1.-The new treaty be-
tween the North and South" Clan AL
pine will see the beauty of this declafa-
ton, We suppose, and when the tribe
meets in McCaleb's rooms, in response to
bugle call, the members will rest their
claymores, lift their kits, and ratify the
announcement. 1t will be good time to
expunge the resolution expelling Mr..
Brice Expunge is the word, We believe.
Refer to Bentons Thirty Years in the
Senate if there is any doubt upon this
DOint
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Four brothers who went to the polls to-
gether in North Castiue, Maine, at the late
election, are aged eighty-three. seventy-fve,
seventy and sixty-seven years. Cnhappily
they are all Democrats, although old enough
to know better
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

The st. Louis Democrat says the connec-
ton of Hon. George L. Boutwell, with the
Democratic party ceased as long ago as
lS4S This is, we think, mistake. Mr..
Boutwell, supported Franklin Pierce for the
Presidency, and abandoned the Democratic
party during Mr.. Pierce's presidential
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

nENT1ST-DR ALLEN NO. II DRYADD
~ street, near Canal, will attend personally y
All those who may require his services or adviA
Dr. Allen would inform his patients that the Ruh
ber plate hereafter made will be from new eon'
ss strong as the VernliOn Rubber Old plstse
made new at twenty per cent less than the usual
price. aeas "
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

The Boston Journal says: lone factory
in Strasbourg keeps fifteen hundred EN-
ployes busy making corsets for consumption
in the United States" If what the doctors
say is true, that is just what they make
them for,
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

A famous Judge came late to court one
day in busy session, whereat the clerk, in
great surprise, inquired Of him the reason.
"A child was born,'' his honor said, land
am the happy sire" IAN infant judged"
"Oh, no." said he, "as yet he is but crier."
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

The confederate powder works near At
lanta, Georgia, have recently been sold
Most of the powder used by the rebels in
the war was manufactured there, and the
Comstitutionalist says there was only one
explosion during the whole time, which
was in the grannlAting min, situated some
distance from the others, and it was thought
at the time that that was caused by in.
ccndiarism
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

A new source Of profit in coal oil refine
ries is said to he Of ''spruce gum.' This is
obtained from the very last boilingsdown
of the refner's stills, and in a crude state
has all the fragrance of barrel Of soap
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

The first grand picnic of the Butchers
Benevolent Association will be given at the
Delachaise Grounds, on Sunday and Mon
day, October and 2. We thank the invita-
ton committee for complimentary ticket
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

A grand concert will be given at the Ly-
ceum Hall, next Saturday evening, tor the
benefit of Mr.. F. E. Kerhel, of the French
Opera orchestra. We have received com
plimentary tickets.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Ann RiGing iS the name Of the English
girl who lost her appetite sixteen months
ago, and has eaten nothing since. She is a
blessing to the newspapers in the dull
seas ON.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

. A gentleman who was forcibly elected
from a ladies' car on an Iowa railroad, has
obtained judgment for over $500 against
the company owning the road.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

A Cleveland youth, when placed in the
proper attitude tor whipping, improved the
advantages Of his position by whiting his
sparent's leg with Jack knife.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

When Mrs. Malaprop does take glass
of something at night, she likes it pretty
strong. She hates, she says, to have her
rum and " ater too much polluted
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Kindness is the music Of good will to
men; and on this harp the smallest fingers
NAV play heavens sweetest tunes on earth.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

1t is said that if tree is felled while in
leaf, and allowed to lie until the foliage
withers, the wood will be the soonest sea
soned, as the leaves will draw all the sap
before they die.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Five brothers, Of family originally
numbering fifteen, are living in Kentucky,
whose ages are seventy-four, seventy-six.
seventy-eight, eighty and eighty-five years.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

In two Indiana counties four hundred and
seventy.nine children have been named at.
ter Dan Voorhees,.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Chemists say linen can be converted into
sugar. A young bachelor says he has seen
the sweetest kind of ''sugar'-in linen.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

A Dubuque farmer put out fire in his
barn with . deluge Of milk. Like other
consumers, the fire fiend couldn't tell it
from water.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

On Tuesday last General o. o. Howard
was made happy by the birth of little
daughter. The general is now the proud
father Of seven fine children, the eldest Of
whom, daughter, is about fourteen years
nf
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28
MACHINERY.

A RMSTRONG,S
FOUNDRY AND BOILER MANUFkCTORY,
Corner Of Erato and New Levee streets,
NEW ORLEANS, LA.
". J. J. ARMSTRONG Manager.
, manufacturer Of Vertical aud Horizontal Stea1
snAnKlnes, sA9 sugar Mills, Draining Machines, ~
Miiis Cotton Screws and Gearing Iron Column
anu Fronts Of Buildings, Furnace Mouths, Graz
Bars, Bone Black Revivi6ers Gas Retorts, Railroo,
frogs, etc; Low Pressure, Locomotive Flue ~
cylinder Boilers Of all kins, Filters, Juice Boxes
aud CHARTERS. etc.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Governor Warmoth has appointed Joseph
Landry deputy constable for the second
ward Of St. James parish.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

One of the girl graduates Of the Prince
ton (Illinois) High School is now driving
team, hauling brick for her brother.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Fra Giordina, Sorrento monk, is said to
be the most eloquent preacher in Italy.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

A tombstone in cemetery at Duxbury,
Massachusetts,, is inscribed: '.Chisel can not
help her any"
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

An old woman of Wisconsin has missed
only two meals in seventy years.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28
NEW ORLEANS REPUBLICAN, THURSDAY sEPfEMBER e. ls7~

is one of the tricks of trade, and we shall
have to endure this species of misfortune
until a railroad connection is effected
with Texas
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28
DOCTOR BELDEN,

Has removed his residence tn the corner of 8
Joseph and Magazine streets Hie once remsD
at No. Is Camp street.
Omce hours nom to 10 A. NJ, and from to ~
nis house, except when engaged in visitinep sssnA
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Several of the gentlemen composing the
Republican committee that lately inter-
viewed President Grant in reference to the
Gatling gun convention were in Boston last
week, and it was said to be their purpose
to call on Governor Clafin, as president Of
the National Republican Central Commit
tee, to make known to him officially the
alleged outraged committed by the federal
officers in Louisiana. and to ask that the
national committee request of the President
their immediate removal. -
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28
IMMEDIATE RELIEF.
AND PERMANENT CURE GUARANTEED

THE GREATWESTERN REMEDY
10 Certain and Speedy Cure for Neuralets,
rheumatism, Kidney complaints. General DEBILITY
DIepepeta, Sick Headache, Chills and Fever. eto
Whole pages from influential citizens, testifyia1
to the disease dispelling and health.promcttal
qualities of the GREAT WESTERN RRNR6Y Wju
furnished on application.
Sold BY All First Glass Drues1sts.
5S cents 50 Cents IS cents. 81 and ol 50 per Bote
AGENTS WANTED BtnRYWHRRR
AARON DAVIS, Discoverer and Mauufactura
323 Washington Street, Newark, n. j.
TO be obtained of the Manufacturer At WholenAb
and Retail, OF at DEMAS BARNES l. Co. and HALL
L BUCKLE. Agents in N1W YORK CITY.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

No one should forget that on next Satur-
day the grand single number drawing Of the
Louisiana State Lottery will take place.
There are over four hundred prizes in this
grand drawing, and one Of fifty thousand
dollars. just think of the chance Of becom'
ing possessed Of this very large sum OF
money, and then think that there are many
other prizes in this lottery that are very
valuable, and if that don't make you think
Of bniSing ticket it will be strange indeed.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Colonel S. WrOtnows6 has forwarded to
us Salt Lake papers of latest dates.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

nR. r. B. ALBERS.
RESIDENCE NO. IS RRArO STREET.
Once, No. 210 TchouDitoulas Street.
Office hours from to A. M, and from - ~
n; and 81 Canal street, from l to O'Clock.
az 1v
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28
MEDICAL.

MEDICAL.
NEW ORLEANS
HOMEOPATHIC PHARMACY,
203 Camp street. absve Julia.
BOOKS, MEDICINES, and all other articles used
in the HOMEOPATHIC PRACTICE.
Tooth Brushes Dentifdces, and other Toilet
Articles ..,.. ocf4 "
CWERT QUININR Is A RECENT nlPRovb
ouinine, With which iii are familiar Dose for doe
It 10 warranted fully equal in every way to Dftaai
ouinine and like it. 10 the one
GREAT' POSITIVE AND UNFlILING CURE
For al diseases Of malarious oriein
NTERMITTBNT FRvER,
RSiMrrEnr nyn
BILIOUS T1vkA
And the long train Of disordes following thsss
SWEET. QUININE
l. made solely from Peruvian 1srk (so ID Bitter oai.
n1ne), therefore 10 OF vegetable origin, and noS
mlnera, poison but on the contrary = proved 70 p
one OF the elements found in the blood Of IL healthy
SWEET QUININR
Acts - An antidote to- as well as = curer for 1ale
f1al or miasmatic poison, the absorption o. wmea
by the lungs causes intermittent fevers, etc. tn
only advantage claimed for
SWEET QUININK
over the use Of old Bitter Qunine IL the entire y
oence of that intense persistent bitterness which,
in the latter, is an insurmountsbe obstacle to u
use with most persons and alwsys with children.
SWEET QUININE
Is IN two forms-in powder for the use Of physicAn
and druggists, and fluid for use in the family. m
for the general public.
ETRARNS, FARk CO.,
myl5 Manufacturing Chemists New Yofk.
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

the Policaa Jeb O0ce, Cot.eF CaaD anA
Poydras 6meees. oc3sly
New Orleans Republican., 1871-09-28

Prices Is low ss at any Northern manufactoryi
and CHEAPER THAN IN ANY HOUSE In NEW
ORLEANS. Quality and style equal to any. Pull
guarantees given in oil caseA Bvery description Of
Medals Badges, Military Belt plates. Sword Mount
ings, etc. manufactured in the most artistic man
ner and at low prices.
A. HIMMEL, Proprietor,
de4 An No l86 Povd, "a a<reAt
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17
The New York Tribune, referring

The New York Tribune, referring
to Chicago, most sugges lively says:
The dates of its history seem moro
fantastic than any fiction. John
Kinzie built his cabin there in 1904.
The Indians massacred the garrison
at Fort Dearborn in 1912. In 1880
there were twelve houses scattered
about the marshes, giving shelter to
a hundred parti-colored squatters;
and in 1870, when the hair of the
frst-born white native of the village
had not begun to grizzle, the census
taker found 500, 900, and gave NOR
tai offence to so, 900 m ore, who in
sisted that they were not counted.
A week ago Buffalo had in store 692,
500 bushels Of grain; Montreal, Sill,
21O; St, Louis, 777,sS1; milwaukee,
1872, 335; Toledo, 1882, 4s7; Chica-
20, 6,07o, $50. There is a magic in
these ciphsrs which, to the practi-
cal American mind, means moro
than any baptism of poetry and ro-
nance,
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17
A Nice Girl.
NANCE.

Though that class of girls is by
no means extinct. still they are not
SO numerous as might be wished. -
There is nothing half so sweet in life,
half SO beautiful or delightful, or SO
lovable as nice girl.
One Of those lovely, good-hearted
sweet faced, amiable, neat, domes-
tic creatures met within tho sphere
of home, diffusing around her the in
fuences of her goodness like the es-
sence of sweet flowers.
A nice girl is not a languishing
beauty, lolling on sofa and discuss
ing the last novel or opera, or the
giraffs-like creatures sweeping ma
jestically through the drawing room.
The nice girl may not even play
or dance we'll, and knows nothing
about using her eyes or coquetting
with fan. She is not given to SEN
sation novels, she is ftoo busy. In
public she is not in front showing
her shoulders; she sits quiet and un-
obtrusive at the back Of the crowd,
most likely. In fact, it is not often
we discover her. Home is her
place.
She rises betimes and superintends
the morning meal! Who makes the
toasts and tea, and buttons the boys
shirts and waters the flowers, and
feeds the chickens and brightens up
the parlor and sitting room?
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17

The women teachers in our High
Schools have had the superhuman
audacity to petition for an increase
Of larry sufficient to make tn cir re-
muneration equal to that Of men per-
forming the same labor. We dc
not envy the mental condition Of
these teachers yet to learn that they
are female in sex? Are they blind to
the fact that tb cir stature is consider
ably less than ours, and their mus
cles as a rule, not so largely devel-
oped; that they are beardless, and
and wear their hair long; that their
Aes h is soft and in many cases even
aabby? Lot them once realize these
and all kindred anatomical differen-
ces, and then dare to- assert that
persons who are essentially unlike
should be equal in salary. The Pc
tition is'preposterous, and so are they
They might as we'll try to draw out
Leviathan with hook, or bind Arc-
turus and his sons, as to convince an
enlightened Board of educational
males that there is any sense in
their demand. We are fatigued of
them-the rascally, .insolent, mis-
guided, well-meaning, interesting,
nice, sweet, loveable darling gs!-
Give them whatever they want, you
antique buffers of the Board, or we
shall make it very warm indeed for
you.-San Francisco Newsletter
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17

A convivial party, sixty-five years
had fell off the wharf the other night
and sputtered Justify for suocor.
which he finally obtained He was
pulled out very much collap sed as to
figure, and quite low in temperature.
When the officers who made the res
cue learned his age, they put bold
face upon tho matter and claimed to
have known it all the time. They
were not believed, Of course, and
have been numerically guyea fer
soiling their clothes and wetting
their feet to save man who will
probably die in less than Eve years
anyhow.--San Francisco News
Letter.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17

not anticipating that the Squire
would be so prompt, was lingering
at some candy shop or som ewhcre
else, and his Honor not being ac-
quainted with the lady, and being
in somewhat Of hurry to get the
job off his hands, took a very modest
bashful, good-looking schoolmam,
which he found there, for the bride,
and acc osted her by saying. "mad-
am I have come to marry you if you
are ready" Come to marry mel
Why, what do you mean? I don't
want to marry you, sir, ooh! no,
I do not mean that, I simply meant
that your intcnde husband has en-
ployed me as justice, to perform
the CEREMONY "My intended hus.
band! have no intended husband.
When I get married calculate to
have something to say about it my.
self.
The Squire was completely dumb
founded, but the groom came in just
in time to save any fatal catastrophe
and informed tho Squire that the
woman he was talking to, was not
bis intended, but she was soon hunt
ed up in an adjoining room, and the
wedding went on, and the Squire
went away fully resolved never to
tell another lady whom he did not
know. that he had come to marry her
lest she might prove to be a modest
bashful scboolmam. --Fayette Go.
Union.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17
A son of Martha F. Tupper, the

A son of Martha +. Tupper, the
author Of "Proverbial Philosophy"
has been killed by being run through
the body with loaded wagon. Hap
py fellow no longer can the sncer-
ing world taunt thee with thy parent
age! No longer will young maids
turn aside their eyes at thy approach.
and barefooted urchins hail upon thee
added eggs and tempest Of dead
eats! No more shall old men spread
their palsied hands across thy pate
and warn thee against provsrblally
philosophizing! No more shall sus-
picious beldames cry out to their
daughters-"Martha, drive in the
geese; here comes old Tupper's
boy -
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17

In the afternoon the man sought to
console himself for his mornings dis.
appointment by listening to E. H.
Chaplin. He was shown to front
seat by the sexton of Il. II. Chapin's
church, and in due time was horri6ed
to see the minister of the morning
appear in the pulpit. The poor vic.
tim heard, for the second time, tho
sermon from the text: "And behold
Simon's wifc's mother lay sick ola
fever" and went out of the sacred
place very much discouraged. Mr..
Chaplin was taking his summer vaca-
tion.
In the evening the man, thinking
to redeem in measure the defeat Of
the day, accepted choice sitting in
the Reformed Dutch church, for the
sake Of hearing the genial, eloquent
and scholarly Bethune. But bis
heart quite broke when tho evil spirit
that had possessed him all day got up
and gave out hymn. And when tho
text was announced, land behold
Simon's wife's mother lay sick offs
fever" the party who knew all about
the subject, rushed wildly from the
overdose, and ran to his hotel. Dr..
Bethune was taking his summer va
cation.
The next morning the man took
the first train for homo, and stepping
into the car there was his ministerial
friend of tho day before, with his
sermon under his arm. The New
York bells were ringing fire alarm,
and says the minister to his lay
brother, "Friend, do you know what
those bells are tolling fort" Says
the countryman, looking hard at the
sermon. II don't know; but I
shouldn't wonder if Simon'e wife's
mother was dead. l heard three
times yesterday that she was down
with fever"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17

A PUNCTUATION PUzzLE-The fol-
lowing article forcibly illustrates the
necessity of pnnctuation. It can be
read in two ways, making very bad
man, or very good man, the result
depending On the manner in which it
is punctuated:
He is an old experienced man in
vice and wickedness he is never found
opposing the walks Of iniqulty he
takes delight in the downfall of his
neighbors he never rejoices in the
prosperity of any Of his fellow crea-
:ures he is always ready to assist in
destroying the peace of society he
takes no pleasure in serving the Lord
he is uncommonly deligent in sowing
disorder among his friends and az
quaintanees he takes no pride in Ia
boring to promote the cause of Chris
tianity he has.not been negligent in
eudeavoring to stigmatize all public
teachers he makes no exertiens to
subdue his evil passions he strives
hard to build up Satan's kingdom he
lends no aid to the support of the
Gospel among the heather he con-
tributes largely to the evil. adversary
he pays no attention to good advice
he gives great heed to the devil he
will never 60 to heaven he must 60
where he will receive the just recon-
pence of reward.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1871-11-17
A PerlIOus Adventure.

A couple came to town last week
to get spliced. The groom leaving
his BRIDE at the West Union House.
went to the clerks ofico and applied
to Esq. Msrse, who was also deputy
clerk. for a license and also to do the
job of tying the knot. The Squire
being a prompt business man. after
having made out the license. repair.
cd TO the parlor of the West Union
House to do the job. The groom