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The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1871-12-13
PACIFIC GUANO COMPANIES
COMPOUND
Acid Phosphate Of Lime.

FOR COMFORTING WITH COTTON SEED.
Price $e5 Cash, with Usual Advance for
Thine.
fFiIS article is prepared under the super.
L inicndrnce Of DR.. St. Julien Ravenrl
expressly for cothrosling With cotton seed.
1T was IN rodttred hy this Company two
years ngo, and its use has fully attestcd
its 'nlue. 200 to $50 pounds Of this afti-
cl" per mere. properly composied with the
same weight Of cotton seed, furnishes the
plant Ell with n Fertilizer Of the highest cx.
cellchce at the smallest cost. a compost
prepared with this nfitle, rs by printed
directions furnished. contains ali the ele-
ments Of ertility that can enter into first
class Fertilizer, willie lis economy must
c"mmend,Is linernl use to plan crs.
For supplies and printed d:rcc,io.s for
COMPOSING apply to
N. ROBSON,
Agents Pac! !fr Guano Company, No IS East
Gny and Nos. and Atinn,ic Wharf,
Charleston. s. G.
Jxo. s. REESE & Co.. General Agents.
nov 30 3m
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Throw bouquet AMI card ofthanks
to srrcnaders, when you can, invite
them IN. Ilyou haven't card throw
the water pitcher, or a boot lack.
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D. r. Flenniken.
nov Is
Fresh Arrivals.
nov Is

A NEW supply of Calcoos, EIomespuns,
IN Ladies' sMerino Vests. Gloves, CHG
mons. Dress Trimmings, So Also, q new
stock Of Hardware, Looks. Hinges, Coffee
Mills, Spades, Shovels and Window Glass
Also. Astral Oil which is perfectly safe to
use for light. McMASTER g. l}RICE.
uov 20
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L The quantity of beer manufactured
n New-J ors"ylast year gives t@o and
one bali bplrc'sto every man, woman
and child IN tho commonwealth.
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las made tho most astonishing cures: so
quick, so rapid arr .hr rhnagrs the body
nndarg"cs, under thr influence Of This
truly wonderful medicine that every lny
All increase in flesh ard weigh, is seen nrd
tsH. The Great B"oI lurlicr. Every
drop of the Sarsnpa"iiian Rcsolten, com.
municnt"S through the Blood, Sweat, Urine
AMI other fluids aud juices "f The system
The val"r Of life, f"r j. requires the wastes
nt The body witl uc~ aud sound material
Scro:nin, Syphilis, c. nsumfniun, Glandu
lar disease. Ulcers in the Thront, Month,
Tumor-. Nodes in thc Glands and olhcr
parts oi the system. Sire Eyes, Strumur.
Gus diechtrfcs from i"e Ears, and the
worst f"rms 1T SKIN diseases. Erubtinns
! Fever Sores. Scald Head. Ring WHrrn. Salt
Hhcnm. ErySirclns, Acne. Black Snots,
Worms in the Flesh. rumprs. Cancers in
the Womb and all weakening and Painful
discharges, Night Swraia Loss of Sperm
and all wastes Of ihr lIc principle are
within the curative range Of this wonder of
Modern Ch"mistry. and f>w days use
VIII prove TO any p.rSon using it for either
Of these forms Of disease lls potcn. power
cure them
II the patient daily becoming rcducct.
oy tn" wastes nnd decomposition that is
w" 'n""'y progressing. SurcCtdS IN ar
resting these wastes. nr,l rcIars The same
wIin new material made from hcnlihy
"i""d.-,an'l this tie SaI sapnrillinn will and
d't: a'curc--'a cure Is certain: for when
"r.cr This remedy commences its wo,k of
nnr'hca'ion, hna succeeds IN dimri*hin q
tie loss Of wastes. ia rrpairs will b.
'nlta, and every day the patient Will feel
himsrlf rowing better ard stronger, the
"'d diges'ing better, appetite improving.
and flesh and weight inc, easing.
Not omly does the r.aparllan kcsol.
vent excel all known rrmc,lial agents In
the cure "c Chrcni., Scrotulous. ConsIit .
H"rr'. r;'H 81 GiscnScs hut il is the only
ros"ir" cure for kidney aui BlnGdcr Cor.
II 'i"'s. Urinary ard Woml Diseases, GRAY
q. ithetcs. Dropscy, Stoprnge Of Water.
'"r"niinoncr Of Crime, Erilh,'s Disease.
.lthaminura. aud IN all cusca whcr, there
AZ" "'ck dnSi dcros;tsio- the water is thick.
c!"mly, nl;Acd n:;h substances hike the
"h''c u! IN rGS. ~ III, cads like white silk
or there is II morbid, dnrk, bilious appear
nn'". and white bonc dnat deposits, and
when there Is licking, burning sensu.
lion when pn>sing water xn, pain in tho
small o. the Back AM! along the Loins
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Fever and .Aguc.

Fever "nd Atue cured for fifty cents.
There is not " rcmcdial agent in This
world that will cn,c Fever and Aguc, md
al othrr Malnrious, Billions, Sca,lrt. Ty
rh"id. icll"w. md ether F,vcrs (aidrd by
R"dw'ts rills), 90 pr;ck rs Rnhways
RNnIN RrlieF. Fifty ccnIs Der bottle.
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Each in Greenbacks

| Span OF Matched HORSES, with Family
Carving" and ilterMountcd Harness,
worth 81 800
ilorees aud Buggy, with Silvcr.mountcd
Harm, as. worth $500.
. flnetonea Rosewood Pianos worth $500,
"a Family Sewing Machines, worth 500
each.
300 Gold and Silver Lever Hunting Watch
cs lin ally worth from $50 10 $500 each.
Ladies' Gold Lcontinc Chains, Gents Gold
Vest Chai.'s, Silvcr-rsalcA Castors Solid
silver and Double plated Table and Tea.
spoons. Photograph Adams, Jcwclry, &c.
Whole nnmher Offs, 5000. Tickets
limited to 100000. Agents wanted to sell
Tickets, to whom Liberal Premiums will be
pad. Single Tiokc,s 50 ;Six Tickets $40;
Twelve Tick Is $40 Twenty-Five Tickets
$40. Circulars containing u full list of
prizes, description Of tho manner Of
drawing, and other information, in refer
cncc 70 'hc Distribution, will DO sent to any
one ordering them. All letters must be ad-
dressed TO +. y. SINE Box az
Once, lOl ". 9th ST., Cinonnati,O. ]
nov 80
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COlgNte'S Family Snan.

STAlCH, Potashc. Concentrated I've,
~ Axle Grease, Candles, Pickles, Raislns.
Gun Powder aud Caps. Also barrel Of
N. o. Syrup, superior article For salo
by MCINTYRE A. co.
sertD
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ESTABLISHED 1859

S | HE>PECIii'IiN- in 80, y. -
eS.t& form III" r,'~rns of 90 ~;
"innshoro ard FaHhci district. thai |
have just rr'":hr'l r. " Ncw York ar,l
have purch 'sca n ~ sssorir"nt of Wa,,h,
cs. Jewclry, cinrhs s2r, r.c!"S, &C., ard
Will sell NJ ,hr lowest prices. and would
rrSpec fully ask the continuance Of ,hs
patronage OF py o'l !iiendS aud customers.
All goods w"rran'cd 50 represented. lam
prepared J." !" 81 kiul &C Watch and jew.
elry work and hnvH always good stock Of
good materi" % band, mn, viii, g guarantee
satisfaction, All worS a'afranted. 4 &h3
CHARLES MULLER
Second door from Col. Ron's Oaico.
oct3
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NARWAy'S READY RELIEF

Will afford instant case Inflammation Of
the k'dney-. |, Illumination Of the Bladder,
,naim'h"t'"h oi the BrHrl>. Congo. ZION Of
'h" Lungs, Sore Throat Oiihcult Bren,hi Y,
fn'Ttnii"n OF the Heart Mysteries, C,Nup.
Dip'hrria, Cntarrh. ln1ucnzm. Headache,
Ioothachc, Neuralgia, rheumatism, Cola
Chill>, Age Chil;s.
III" rr?iit'ni"h Of the hcndy Relief to
the rar' or pr,ts where The pnin or tifii-
Guilty exists will afford case aud comfort.
Twenty drops in bali tumbler nf wnScr
will N few munrrts cure Crnmps.
SPAsnis. Sour Stomach, llrsrI burn, Sick
ilcH''ncle, D;:rrhWa, DJsenterS. ,olic,
Nird in the Bowels, and all the Internal
Pains. .....
Travellers should always carry a bottle
of Ralwhy's Ready Relief ssi.h them. a
few drops III water will prevent ticGncss or
pn'ns from change of water. II is better
ihan Freuch Brandy or E,ucrs as n slimu.
1auI
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HEALTH! BEAUTY

Sirong pure aud rich bood--Incrcase Of
lie. Il nnh weighr-Cltar skin and beautiful
complexion secured to all.
Dr. Radway'S SarSaparilla Rcsol-
vent.
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LOOK OUT
GREAT BARGAINS.
Second Winter SUPPLY
The Finest Lot of Clothing
EVER BROUGHT
TO THIS MARKET,

g WOLFF is just in receipt Of the finest
~. and handsomest assortment of Gents.
Wear, in suits, ever brought to this market,
TO which he invites the attciition of all who
may need of the same. Also, fInis, of all
stylcs--lhc Newest Out--from the finest TO
The cheapest, and Caps in great variety.
Boots and Shoes for Men, W0iicn
and Children.
Dress Goods in endless variety, all the
new hnd handsome styles Of tic season,
Merinoes. Empress tle'hs, hlpaccns. DE-. .
lanes, and MI the cheaper styles, in Stripes
and plalds, Prints in all styles an, prices.
"a iow ns 10 cents per yard, also Checks
and Long Cloths, lIoncapuns. Ribbons,
Fancy jficlc'; Hosiery and ulovcs, n large
and elegant assortment of Cloaks, Sbawls
and Coverings Of all kinds. TO all of which
he invites the special attention of all. Citl.
zenS from town md county nre invited TO
call aud see the Elepha:it
nov % S WOLFE.
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The Only Pain Remedy

that insiontly stops the most cxcrutiatihg
pains, nllays In8nnmations. and cures Con.
Yeaiions, whether Of the Lungs, Stomach.
Bowels. cr other glands or organs. by orc
arllira; ;ini. .... .. =. e.
IN ir"n ono !" twenty minutes, no mat
lrr H." vitl't,t or tx"i uciating the tnin the
hh'th"liic; Br" rid,vr. lntirn. c,irplru,
h"rv"s. Nen""lgic. or Frustrated With
il~enSr may suffer
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R. R. IT,. s"5' as.
RADWAY'S eREADY RELIEF
Oures tho Worst Pains in from One to
Z r ys@ TWENTY MINUTES.
NOT in ONE HOUR.

After reading this advertisement need
any one Suffer with Pain. Railways Ready
Relief is cure for every pain. 1t was tho
first aud Is " #. .|'.. II ~
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sEMI-WEEKLY SUN, o. A YEAH,
OF tho same sIze aud general Character aa
THB WEEKLY but with o creator Variety Of
miscellaneous reading. aud furnishing tho ue#s
to Its Subscribers with greater freahncss because
comes tWloe week Instead Of ouce only.
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1871-05-15
IL. WlLBEKT.

5 nov prepar, d TO- execute BRICK HAND MA.
warrants to give satisfaction. INV
TRANSFERRING done 10 order. BRICK CHIN
ME que Also. BRiCR andsLiME Constant,
az heSid, Neon Eebert Yarn. Pos, OGlc.
Address feAtoleun. Centre, Pa. Gle ne ! c,lN,.'
eblG .
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WAIT a PUGH,
Have bought out the
LAGER BEER MD
OF j, IL. l~EoNHAUSER,

TN Washington Street. They Will make ii. r p int
TO pay particular attention to the wan : of tLcir en-.
,VlAels ana VIII Keep FRESH LAGER and ALE
ALWAYS o. tap Dr0p ia ana suc o. Ia uI, uen
4~.ttlCgs. I2-lr
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A Ill EGHENYVALLEYR.R

New line TO Buffalo, through the OIL Regions.
DECEMBER +, 1870.
GOING SOUTH.
x. Oil City. Franklin. Parker's. mr.. Pitts,c
MAIL, 9,O5 n m 9,52 n IN ~, .hpm $50 mn
Day Exp, 2,30 p IN sos p m sos D IN 800 b m
Night Ex, $50 p IN 1000 p m 12,45 p m 6,25 am
GOING NORTH.
Pittsburg. Parker's. Franklin. ar q. Cjtv
Way Pas'r9,as M 3,Nrm 5,55p m AMIN
Night EX, $40 p m $40 a m - 5,27 a m ~ 6,35 d m
Tnos NJ. KING, Ass't Supt.
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QUAKER REFORM.

From the NJ Y. Tribune.
The great annual meeting of the Society of
Friends held last week in their capital, Phila-
delphia, offered one or two significant hints
as to the present status of that powerful body.
Propositions were made that the Governing
Committee or General Council for the year
should hereafter be composed of members of
both sexes in equal proportion. The Society
also altered its discipline so as to forbid the
manufacture or sale of all spirituous liquors
by its members, the prohibition formerly
having made a distinction, more nice than
wise, between distilled and fermented drinks
Action was also taken against the use of to-
bacco.
These late reformatory movements strike
us oddly, coming from sect noted since its
foundation for its temperance and admission
of the equality of woman. But the Quakers,
though one of the most progressive of reli-
gious bodies, are paradOxically one of the
slowest moving; taking their position, as they
did at first, in the pioneer line not only of
free thought but of work for humanity, and
allowing the widest liberty for individual
belief, they are not easily moved by outside
pressure Perhaps no body, either reli-
gious or political, has ever exercised an
influence at the same time so powerful
and noiseless in our social structure; they
have worked by silent, moral els inertia,
instead of the vehement propagandsm
of other reformers Their strength has
been to sit still; yet the truth they taught
has been set before the people with a curious
clearness an everyday proof of how much
higher eloquence lies in lives than words.
Beneath this sectarian character are the indi-
vidual caution, shrewdness, and keen sense Of
justice, which stamp the Quaker to be known
of all men, as a mild, good taste does the
Episcopalian, or an invincible hunger foI
argument, the Covenanter. Aman in a shad-
bellied coat win give you food for year with
his right hand, but you shall not cheat his
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jeft Of penny. These traits, insignificant in
themselves, assume importance when the
Society owns the influence of outside popular
movements. The heavy mercury, not vola-
tile water is the true index to the changes of
the weather. f-- i.. sIa--
In the matter of woman's equality, the
society has made but slight change only
making matter of professed creed what It
has always taoitly taught by practice. But
the action on liquor and tobacco is more sig
nifcant. The shrewd Quaker has nos only
struck the nail, but driven it into the heart
of the subject. The manufacture and sale Of
liquor are made matter of discipline as well
as its use, while in other religious sects the
wealthy taverR-keeper, distiller, or leader of
the whisky ring is permitted to hold pray
ing, profitable place in the sanctuary, while
the poor wretch, struggling vainly with his
hereditary thirst and weakened will against
the poison they put to his lips, is
driven from the fold into outer dark
ness with threats of unquenchable
fire and undying worms. 1t is not tempe
rance pledges nor temperance orators, nor
even inebriate asylums, that will set this
matter right among us. The cure of its
victims will not remove malaria. When the
LIQUOR. seller as well as the drunkard has his
share not only of promised hell-fre in the
next world from his religious teachers, but of
effective punishment in this, the temperance
movement will be at last put upon its proper
basis. The Quaker, standing on the safe
ground of truth against expediency, with his
clear eye and steady hand cut the first link of
the Gordian knot of slavery for us. What he
will do with the knotty problems of Indian
affairs or temperance remains to be proved.
His first movements at least indicate that the
tasks given him are not too great for him to
CONQUER.
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nGz- THURSTON'S IVORY PEARL TOOTH
POWDER 10 the best article for cleansing and
preserving the teeth. For sale by all Druggists.
Price 20 and 90 cents per bottle. IL 26 stuthly
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my PILES.-DR. GUNNELL DEVOTES HIS
time to the treatment of Files blind, bleed
ing, or itching. Hundreds OF cases deemed incura-
bic without an operation have been permanently
cured. Best city reference given. once, No. 81 N.
ELEVENTH Street. A1b8m
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E6R- HELMBOLDS EXTRACT SARSAPARILLA
is the Great Blood Puriher; thoroughly cleanses
and renoyates the entire SYSTEM and readily enters
HELMBOLD'S GRAPE PILLS, the foul humors
that have accumulated in the system for years.
Both carefully prepared according 20 the rules
OF Pharmacy and Chemistry, and are thoroughly
reliable. test OF 20 years has proved this. Try
them. 8 8 Wths7w
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n,Sg@ THIS Is THE SEASON OF THE YEAR
when the system should be thoroughly purged
OF the humors which create disease. There is no
pnrgative or cathartlc so mild and eflcacious as
HELMBOLD'S GRAPE PILLS, causing neither
nausea or gripping pansas is the with the ordi-
nary cheap patent pills OF the day-most OF which
are composed OF calomel mercury, and carelessly
prepared by inexperienced persons. After thor
oughly purgng the system use HELMBOLDS EX-
TRACT TSARSAPARILLA,t the Great Purifier and they
will insure new life, blood, and renewed vigor
Try them. B 8 WthsTW
Rag~ j. L. L. BARRICKS LEGITIMATE
Tailoring Establishment, No. Al s. TENTH
Street. where you get the best suit for the least
money. Where, furnishing your own material you
can have it made and trimmed exactly right Price,
fit, and Workmanship guaranteed. A good stock
always on hand, to show which is no trouble and
TO sell the same at rates not TO be eXceled is our
hlseest ambition. so tuths26t
RSga ALL POWDERS AND OUTWARD APPLI-
cations close up the pores OF the skin render
ing 1t harsh, coarse and habby and In short time
destroy the complexion II you would have a Fresh,
Healthy, and Youthful appearance, purge the system
thoroughly; use HELMBOLD'S GRAPE PILLS and
HELMBOLD'S SARSAPARILLA, which beauties
the complexion. Beware OF those cheap patent pills,
careessly prepared by inexperienced persons
Vended In wooden boxes-most OF which coatain
either calomel, mercury, or other deeterious
drugs 63wthsTw
rrDr ..Dor NC Y,xy,rY, ]. -, =, i.
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These Bonds are First Mortgage upon first
class completed Trunk Line OF Rallvsy extending
from Selma, Alabama, to Pensacola, FlOrida-the
finest harbor on the Gulf. The payment OF both
principal and interest IL guaranteed by the State OF
Alabama, whose currency obligations sell IN the
market at 1O4 The total direct deot of the State
only 5000 GOO and the indirect possible Indebtedness
caused by its railway guarantees amounts only to
Ss,0O0,O00 making the maximum possible Indebted
edness Of the State below Sl5 900, which sum is
less than its debt In 1887 when issue of bonds to
the extent OF sic 900 was msde TO establish
banking system, which debt was reduced by redemp-
tCn to g. 000 900 in 1851 previous to the war; The
taxable properly of the state is thrice what it
was at that time, and the population more Than
double.
The Bonds offered thus equally valuable
either Railroad Mortgage a State Bond !;
and with the double security thus provided we un-
hesitatingly recommend them as equal to any invest
ment In the market
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

RSSgn A SINGLE TRIAL WILL CONVINCE THE
most skeptcal OF the efficacy of HELMB0LD'S
GRAPE PILLS In Sick or Nervous Headache, Jaun-
dice, Indigestion, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Bilious
ness, Liver Complaints, General Debility, etc. No
nausea, no gripping pains, but mid, pleasant and safe
In operation. Children take them with tmpunty. They
are the best and most reliable. HELMBOLDS EX-
TRACT SARSAPARlLLA creates new, fresh, and
healthy blood, beauties the Complexion, and inn
parts q youthful appearance, dspelling Pimpes,
Blotches Moth Patches and all eruptions Of the
skin. b9Wths1W
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skSy~ PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD COMPANY
TREASUREh'S DEPARTMENT..

ESy@ PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD COMPANY,
TREASUREh's DEPARTMENT..
PHILADELPHIA, May 2, 1871.
The Board of Directors have this day declared
semi-snnual dividend of FIVE PER CENT. on the
capital stock OF the Company, clear of National
and State taxes payable in cash, on and after May
30, 1871.
Blank powers OF attorney for collecting dividends
can be had at the office of the company.
The Office will be open at A. NJ, aud close at
P. NJ, from May 80 to June q for the payment OF
dividends, and after that date from A. M. to
p. NJ THOMAS T. FIRTH,
622m Treasurer.
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SPIRIT or THE PRESS.

EDrroR1LL OPINIONS OF TIE LEADING JOURNALS
UPON CURRENT ToP1os-coNPILED- EVERY
DAY FOR THE EVENING TELEGRAPH.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1871-05-19
STEAMBOATS,
FOR WHITE RIVER.
RAILsOAD PACKET co aPAEY
WHITE RIVER LlNE

Running from DsVaIf8 Bluff 90 -G5ags8li5H
with the Hsmpals aHd Little HzGk r. r.
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AND THEIR usEs,r
~ A MYSTERIOUS A
Nnw Yopr. ~ month. I0th. :


EEw YoBK, 4th month, 10th, ~
My Respected Wge-From those lines my
whereabouts the1l learn
Moreover, / tmpart TO thee my serious con-
The Language Of this people Is a ridisule unto
And words, with them, are ngments Of a
reoRlesss mookeryI
For instance, as I left the cars an imp with
Bmutty face
Said, ashlne2." "Nay, IN not shine" I said,
Except with inward gracef"
this young Turk
HI, Daddy what Is Inward gracs-hoW
does the old thingsWOrk? ?"
Friend, said 1 to a Jehu. whose breath sug-
gested gin,
"Can thee convey me s~svaightwsg to srspu.
table iDn9"
His answers gross ~irreisvancy I shall not
Instead Of simply yea onsy. he CRAFTY said,
You bet"
NAY. nay | shall not bet, said I ser that
Why don't thee answer plainly-can thee
take me TO an innl
Thy vehicle Is doubtless meant 20 carry folks
about in
Then why prsvaricatsg" Said he psrversely,
Now you're shOutin'V"
may, verny,I shouted mott" quoth 1, "my
speech ifs mild;
But thineI grievs to say it-wIth falsshoOd
Thee Ought to be admonished to rid thy heart
"see here, my live mokel" said he, "you
sling on too much stylel"
'Tvshsd these plain drab garments twsnty-
years and more said /.
And when me says 7 sling on style, thee
At that ne Pranoed about rs II 80 bee was in
ais bonnet"
MI"Was on it,"
o what? TIL thee explain thyseIL, cannot
tell, ~ I said.
He swors that something was "toe thin +"
moreover Il wss played"
But All his Jargon was surpassed In wild ABB
surdity,
By threats, prOfanely emphasized ITO put a
mead on me-"
n son Of lBeIal, said / "that miracle
Whersat ne fell on me with blows and curses,
too,
But failed to work that mirasIs-if such was
Instead OF putting on a head, % he strove to
smite on minsl
Thee knowes I cultivate the peaceful habit
or our sect,
But this man's conduct wrought on me a sin
Euiar effect;
For when he slapped my broad. brim eli. and
ahked, "HoW'B that for high7"
Il reused the adam in mo, and I smots aim
hip and thigh!
The throng then gave q specimen OF caIumny
broke loose,
And said Ia "snatehed him bRld-heRded, %
and likewise cooked his goose;"
Although [ solemnly affirm, I did not pull
blB hair,
Nor did I cook his p~oultry-for he had no
poultry therel
They called me "bully bQyI" although I've
seen nigh thrse-sCoreysRr;
They said that 1 was lightning" When I "got
upon my earl"
And when I asked II lightning climbed its
sar, or dressed in drab,
You know how 'tB y8ursslfI" said incCn-
EeQuent1al blabi
Thee can conceive that. by this time. i was
somewhat p~erpleXsd;
Yea the placid sphtt In me has seldom been
so VeLeu:
I tsrried there no longer, for plain.spoken
- ne
With such perverters Of our tongue, can have
no unity.
Franz CfVs, in BUGdIO CoaTSer.