The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-12-21

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lappy as seepug awas from 81,
Ca neasgl MS thlcago riss, so fast
!, that |, 10. - large au tHsosioa Of east.
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= 5rssu iresd On 81 sorus. Life Is
sea-
Noaeu are the cause 81 nsny " OR
..ffgas bW none ~ them 90 laeeraie
uar busoms - our washeFWomeu,
Mr. Bonln sags that oat pin,ef,
Aust De getting brittle, IN no other way
gan sbe account for the occurrence Of
cold snaps
A ack man was told that his wife
uuuId probably marry again. an right,
said. BE-, ior there sill be one man to d.
scent my DEATH
4 glrl ia Wisconsin swallowed forty
percussion CAPS Her mother RETAINED
from Furnishing her, OF even talking snap
plshly to her.
The following los.l was given 4! s
recent banquet; The rights Of woman
Ii She cannot be captain Of ship, may
tic always command O smack
Wyoming has dennItivcly repealed
lts somsn-suierage act on the ground
that woman arc not addicted to suffer
age Il they can possibly help H.
a coroomb having told lady that he
knew her thoughts BY her eyes, TO your
.ays she; then am sure you will keep
them secret, for they arc not to your adj
vantage.
The world isa hceling show, said a
priest to cnlprit on the gallows, Yes,
wss tn prompt reply, bat II you have no
objections IA like 70 see the shsw lit
ile longer
A plainiiye Dido in New York TINS
tunes her lute 70 sing;
Go, Alexis, 20,
Perhaps some day you'll waken
Mid sea.sick pangs to know
The hearts that you have braken.
"A negro woman was relating her ex-
perience to a gaping congregation Of coli
~, and among other things she said she
had been 10 heaven. One Of the ladies'
asked her Sister, did you see any blacks
in beayenf Oh git out you s'pose ! 70
IN lie Kitchen when was daref
A clergyman was rcproving parish
iouer for his bad habits Of intemperance,
aud told him that whiskey was his great
80 enemy Are we not told in Scripture
to love our enemiesY said the irreyercut
topper Yes, John. replied the minister,
bat Il j. not said we are TO swallow them
A witness Ia late divorce suit kept
saying that the wife had very retaiat.
ing isposition--that she retaliated for
every little thing Did YOU ever see her
husband Kiss herr asked the wife's coun-
.cl Yes sir, often. Well, what did sho
10 on such oecsslonf She always retail.
sted, sir
4 reverend gentleman addressing q
-lool conccrt. recently was trying to en-
tafce ne ilca thar tho hearts Of the little
aecs were sinful sid needed regulating
fakirR hj. watch a,d t,aldng 4 up b.
.sti; Now letc Is ms watch. ,nppo.c
z iaa't tcep good iimc uow gee. ton
I,st and now Ten slow what Shall da
~ith Iii Sell ~ shouted q yaupa.ler,
"a ial, wa, once declaring that .hc
r,nld not understand how gentlemen
eaald smoke Il certainty .horlcus thcir
vcs, ssia she I don't know that, 10.
piled gentleman, there +. nay father,
who smoke, ever, blessed das, sud be is
now seventy NeArs old
Well, was the reply, II be bad never
.u1nAed be uiyit have been eighty
The Chicago Republican. having
bern asked, what l. The he., treatment TO
prevent the development Of hydrophobia
ri dogs. reptile. that II The dog gets water
enough ti j. pretty certain he can't have
tic disease The safest way 10 secure
hlm an abundance Of this indispensable
taid i g snoh u him IL about seven feet
- waiter . that HI. bcad will be from s
70 ~ iaehe, below tho surface.
Sarah. haee sny oftiio.g misrhe,oa.
hihifru been piaiins ~lth lb- r.tba
ahise hasc lisea out 81 town. slp- ot
tbe ks}s wout sound ~ sii SARAH
i''ase taum, don't kuov nothing about
& iezstwise, MISTER Tom sid there Wa
.om.shlas wrong sin i. which Re vas
sare there wAs . mouse lu IT, 80 he got
Ice % bold up the cover, uhilt lie puf
{ be dofg and cal into 4. hut instead Of
catching tie mouse mam they iook 10
6ghlia and DID mske sueh a funny noise
Among the wires--so. uaybc. mum. the
aaouse i ID there stil, man.
- dads ln town not ios1mIis. away
~as considerably annoycd by hens who