Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1871-03-31

A GOAT is good as a milker,
ceeds better as a butter.
Is Tom MAST brother Of
tinguished gymnast?
THE man who couldn't
match went to bed in the dark
BEFORE q man enters the state
rimony he should ring the belle
THE nearest ar old bachelor
the matrimonial harness-A sill
To CONVERT an artless maidei
heartless one, there is only v
che"
How TO make time go fast
spur of the moment.
NONE but the brave desc
fair" and none but the brave
with some of them.
WE are told that there is
made in vain. But how about
young girl? Isn't She maiden
THE Kentucky horse, which !
off his drivers ear, is thought
enormously applied the test, "
is grass"
YoUNG swELL--"I / say, boy,
you do with your old cloth
you've worn them out" Boy
'em home again"
WHY are black eyes called |
Because they can look dagge
they like.
"HAvE you seen my Desc
Hell?" asked Heraud of
meaning poem of his, so-calleC
the satirist spitefully answered,
/ had"
"MY dear" asked John, on {
new striped hose on his o
"why have you made BARRIERS
Ernest's legs" "Because he's
shaver" was the reply.
MENICAL SOCIETIES are warne
ask a Western minister to p
| them. He has this text ready
disease Asa sought not to the
to the physician. And Asa 81
his fathers" ...
+" Loss of a China packet 81
claimed liberal minded old
she laid down a newspaper. 9
think so, when not even iron
all safer'
"I SAY, boy, is there any
shoot around here ?" inquired
man of a boy he met. " Well,
the boy, "no thing just about
our schoolmaster is just over
there cutting birch rods; yc
walk up and pop him over"
A YOUNG lady at indianapolis
deavoring TO impress upon the
her Sunday school scholars th'
terrible punishment of Nebucii
and when she said that for SO
he ate grass like 4 cow, she "
ished by a little girl who ask
he give milk?"
/ Two boot-blacks were pa
Chatham street, New York, y
accosted the other with, 81 sa!
rs YOU I'd be ashamed o. mys
ing up old secondhand chaws
err "Tend to your own busi
torted Jack, al guess this
enough to learn on"
"ToM, where's that counte
dollar bill you had viii
Well, / never was quite Gle
mind about dat are bill. Som
thought it was a bad bill, a
days ] thought it was q good
one O. dem days when thoua
a good bill | jes' passed it ava
Mr.. SpRIGGINs is a little forge
times. He counted his chi
other night, but could only NJ
teen. "How is this ?" he as
wife, d" thought there were
them" $50 there were," ans
wife; "but little Sammy was
since then" "Indeed," said
meditatively; "why it seem|
heard of that at the time"
A HOMER La. exchange tie /
lowing: We were called on
night by a gentleman-we lSn|
a gentleman by what he
wanted some advice. " Whal
done," said he, "with a mai
get a license, should swear th|
was more than 81 years old FL
ply was that it would depend
upon the fact whether she|
Z" Well, suppose she is not"
could be done in such case, \
with the party swearing, bu|
him to the penitentiary.
So" said our interrogation,
I'd better keep on to Arkansa
A HIBERNfAN. fresh from
sod" having sufficient mear
vide himself a horse and car
ter a kind he probably nev
fore), went to work on n pl
Being directed by the oversee
a lot of stones near by, and Gle
, in a gully on the side of the
forthwith loaded his cart, dr'
J the place, and had nearly
throwing off his load by hand
boss told him that was not Il
} must tilt or dump his load
Paddy replied that he would
ter the next time. After loaf
T he drove to the chasm, put h
: to the wheel, and upset the
and all, into the gully. Scra
! head, and looking rather dol
his horse below him, he obser
dad, it's a mighty quick way,
be trying to the baste."
JOHN V. FARwELL & Co.'S