The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1871-08-08
New York City's Statesmen Among the
Great Men Of Europe.
Dreamer, DisraeN and Mike Eorton-Jim Collier
tho Only Legitimate Heir to the Irish
Throne Joe Bowling Forthcoming Work
on Juri prudence chamberlain Brad
ley Posting the French Flnanciera
PARIS. JQly 2S. 1871.

ucClpncrcu SdHbCTUs lib IL TOPIC 10 WHICH i
have devoted much investigation. and all can learn
OF the merry scholars, the reader should under
stand is has ID merely on hearsay evidence. Who,
for instance. penetrated to the halOwed cham.
Der OF Calico or VINO was intoxicated by the |
golden presence OF Shakespeare IT Is impossible,
especially In the Old World. 20 flicker In the same
atmosphere wherein qeuus flames One must, there |
fore. rely upon on dts and anecdotes which are !
told OF
to the considerable delight OF the small Such an.
ecdotes have surroun ded with ears wide open and
you statesmen OF Tammany are the heroes Thereon.
Nike Norton, have heard said, is crusher, but
his efiemnate nature was very much weakened BY
his late trip across the Atlantic; that the Senator
upon landing at Queenstown, prayed to be left TO
Virgil and Sallust for twentyf0ur hours. Under the
inspiration OF his classic ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS the
Senator recovered in time 10 catch the Irish mail
for London, declaring that he could travel with no
one not Of that sex and nationality. Norton in Eu-
rope Norton IN America; Nike sent his card 10
the Rev. Owen Swift, the hero OF more than hun
dred unliverled battles. The interview was AFFECT
ing in the extreme. The Senator approached the
parish house with an
maiden feels upon vie wing the last rays OF the SET
ting sun on Lake Geneva's margin they were
hardly IN each otner's arms before the Rev.
owen reinlilueu ScildtOT VI III tuC Cav Va VuJ
prow," &C.. and so the two, directing their minds
on holy thoughts, ate silently and drank nothing.
After evening prayers said the Senator and the
divine fingered the lawn together, talking OF the
marvellous structure OF rhodOdendrons and the
creamy softuess and spiritual beauty OF camelas
Norton was happier then than he HAD been Tor
many day before. He left Swift Manor In search
OF his colleague, Senator Dreamer, but found that
Tom had gone 10 keep an
APPOINTMENT WITH MR.. DIsRAELI,
one OF the we known members OF the House Of
Commons. He arrived at his lodgings in time to
find telegram from Creanler, saying
81 am in trouble, Mike. Come quick"
DREAMER.
Norton knew what this meant; so he rubbed down
his front with cold towels and hastily took the mea-
sure OF his lett aym above the elbow. He looked In
the glass, aud said to himself; ''rm In condition.
Norton hurried into the street. clearing away cabs,
bansoms and trucks, and pushed for the House OF
Commons. All was in an uproar IN the deliberative
hall OF the Houses OF Parliament. Members were
fevered, and hot discussion had leagued small
crowds )gether In chain Of wild, excited knots.
Dreamer and Disraeli were IN debate.
s.But am Senator Of the Empire State" said
Dreamer.
.And l. sir, am o leader in the House Of Commons
OF Her most gracious Majesty's Pariamentr
"Wha,'s TINS rows'' roared Senator Norton With
raised arm, JSmming seventy-two bystanders
against the interior wall.
Disraeli grew PALE Granville arrived from the
House OF Lords, and the EaS! de Grey and hpon
stepped up ana said II perceive gentlemen that the
opposltion has only adopted the ru;e5 Ok the New
York Stale Legislature. The change has been sud.
den. But it is progress Let us nave peace"'
Norton retired, saving that he would go and bring
some of his constituents who would settle matters
but before he arrived Senator Dreamer had
COMPROMISED
and walked over to the House Of Lords. IL appears
this misunderstanding arose from the fact that
Dreamer claimed that Mr.. Dlsraeh had been guilty
OF a breach Of etiquette IN receiving hi n in the
Toase OF Commons, as ne was a member OF the
Upper House In New York, and was Untitled to be
received In the House Of Lords. Upon Mr. Disraelis
explaining that he was not peer. Senator Creamer
expressed himself as satisfied, though he must hare
been nettted at
ENGLISH ERERDING.
Norton then said to the handsome Senator, ''Let
us cut the aristocracy dead after this; they are
hogs p
"But" SAID Mike, II have read Of an old shoulder
hitter. Tom Carlyle, who has pitched iuto Greeley
Let's get into a hanson and 90 to see him ~ the
TWO Senators went down to Toms house and
Creamer acted a. interpreter
At SIX O'Clock that evening they
DINED ENShhbLB
at the "Skull ami Cross-Bones," when City Cham
berlain Bradley arrived with funds for tho party.
Collier arrived close on his heels, having travelled
all the way from Ireland IN twelve hours. Collier
was greatly excited. He d,clared thar he had been
visiting the runs Of Drogheda. and that he found
mou,dy manuscript showing his certain descent
from the irish Kings and that he was the true and
only heir to the throne of Ireland The writer, who
was in the room. heard this and opened
his eyes and stared, and the Chamberlain
tossed him out Of the window. Bradley called Tor
Ink and paper and wrote very clever document
10 Peter B. sweeny entitled "Tammany's First
Foothold In Europe" He
rELEGRApHED PRIVATELY TO HUcHEY SMITH.
Some daye afterward the whole embassy took
special tram for Paris and Norton had thirtyseven
trunks and two servants senator Bradley studied
French on he way from London to Dover, and when
ne got on board the steamer he spoke 1t uently and
with delicious accent But there was great
trouble upon getting into France. The Custom
House insisted upon Opening Norton's trunks, and
when the lid of the first was raised out rolled more
than bushel OF healthy irish potatoes, presented
20 hum by Prince OF Killarney. Tue Senator said
he had no intention OF violating the law; but
| that he
MUST HAVE FOOD
on the Continent. At last they got away and came
10 Paris. On leaving there the distinguished Cham
! beran OF New YORK was in town. NJ Pouyer'
Quertier sought him out, and since then Senator
| Bradley has been inaccessible. Dreamer has gone
OF to talk with Bismarck. and Norton declares tnat
he must upset Italian unity. Norton Is still spend.
ing all his spare time among his much.loved
classics and Judge Downing has taken q lease Of
| Gibbons Cottage on Lake Geneva, where, under
staud, no Is carefully preparing legal work on
| "The Decline anu FAN of Human Justice 7, All our
| Senators and representatives remark able lin
gusts as well as expert propagandists ana much
good work have they done for the republic and Tam
many Hall abroad.
ALLEGED BRUTALITY TO A BOY
In Newark yesterday Edward Dolermann, @
Broad street baker was arrested and held 10 bal