Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-05-04
IN TOWN AND OUT.

few dollars:
An old lady of experience has jus
discovered that a pinch doesn't hur
snuff.
If time is money, how much does j
cost man to get wife. We commend
this question to the county examiners.
Every business man should have neat
and attractive Letter Heads, Bill Heads
Statements and Cards. You can get sucf
a job done at the REPUBLICAN Office.
Pay your subscriptions to the REPUB
LIcAN and prepare to spend the coming
summer comfortably. 4f-
The Assessor is around leaving lis
of things that might make a man COM
Portable if he had them. -3 e
One of the most important rules O
the science of manners is an absolute
/ silence in regard TO yourself. : ~
The man who can reap harvest with.
out first sowing seed can do bushes;
without advertising.
"Shoo, Fly" is dying out and Other
flies are coming in. 1t is a pity that the
song should go out of tune just wheI
it would be most appropriate.
Why is the first chicken of brood
like the foremost of aship? Because il
is a little forward of the main hatch.
Idleness is the parent of want and o.
pain; but the labor of virtue bringetf
forth pleasure. i-.. .-.,...-.
No man has right to be proud til
he becomes entirely virtuous, and ther
he won't feel like being proud.
Men live to a ripe old age by keeping
green.
Don't have any more secrets than you
can keep yourself. e
The Chicago Tribome calls Anna Dick
inson an 'oratrix." AS Anna has now
become an active politician, it is neces-
sary she should be up to some kind o.
triX.
An exchange says that splendid
Vein of fine black marble has been dis
covered near Fishkill, N. Y. Pshaw
that's nothing. We can find Blackstone
in every lawyers Office in Millersburg.
The only way to please everybody
them make think you are bigger foo
than they are. $3.50 --r{
The road to ruin is always kept il
good repair, and the travellers pay thu
Expenses of it.
Passing resoIutions-taking no notice
of them.
Give the devil his due but be careful
that there is not much due him.
The principal difference between :
luxury and necessary, article. is the
price.
Herrings, picked and smoked, dull
and quiet" says the Price Current. We
should suppose so. Who wouldn't bt
dull and quiet after being picked and
smoked?
A barrister once tormented witnes;
with questions, until he declared him.
self to be so exhausted that he could
not proceed without a drink of water
Upon this the judge remarked, 81 think
sir, YOU must have done with. the wit.
ness now, for you have pumped him
dry
A paper published in Paris. KY, state;
that sixteen ladies in that town sat to.
gether in private room, without re.
straint, and never spoke word for two
hours. We don't believe it.
| A shrill old lady in Memphis, when.
ever she loses her scissors, rouses thu
family with, "where's them shears ap.
peared to:-
Many flowers are very warlike in theil
disposition, are constantly armed witt
pistils.
A poor equestrian should always keel
his eye on the name chance.
Can a ship with two owners be callet
a partnership?
Why are you wrong in saying that my
sisters name is Mary: Because its /:
lie sir-I mean Eliza. 1871
The road from Oxford to Kinderhool
is all let, and the work is to be pushed
forward rapidly.
w. D. Howell assumes the chief edi
torship of the atlantic Monthly.
\ A society of ladies at Greenville
Mich, imposes a heavy fne on any i"
Ii its members weaving chignons. s
Decoration day occurs on the 3Oth o
May.
On Monday of last week a littl'
daughter of Geo. Baer, living abou
four miles from Mansfield, drank cul
of lye and expired almost instantly.
Why is donkey, which cannot hol'
up its head, like next Monday? Be
cause its neck's weak.
Feminine juvenility is now rejoicin:
in rope jumping. Prosecuted to eXces
the amusement is good for the shoe
makers, but exceedingly detrimental t.
t health.
: They have new style of temperate
society in North Georgia. The mem
: bers may drink anything they pay-fol
but pledge themselves not to invite an
Z one else to drink, nor accept an invita-
; ton from any one else to drink. TIL
u society has regular officers, and is con
l. Quoted in many respects like the Goo
Z Templars.
A sign in a Western city reads "Boot
blacked inside" Most persons prefe
the old way of backing them on tn
outside. ......
n A secret warranted to keep in an
@ climate-a woman's age.
% Mary had a little lamb, with hair :
% fine as silk; the longer Mary lived, til
: more she found that lamb blk. Fo
l. all the hair was only flax, on that dt
ceitful brute; but Mary hadn't much
l. say, for hers was only:jute.
~ The old Methodist church is now b
J" ing torn down previous to the buildir
of the new one. The German churt
people purchased the material of Il