The new North-west., 1871-11-04

MONTANA, .SATURI
II NOE WESTERS. "
Alexis fancies brunettss.
u Neck or nothing-A ball dress.
If "A rooted sorrOw-The toothache.
It London is to hsvsa ''childrsn's theatre
!. TO prevent nightmare-pay the printe
8 Each fire alarm costs New York cit
4 5000 as. >7. gs .... .@.-
= Steam omnibuses have been introduce
into Paris.
= Twelve papers In Illinois have boisse,
; the Hendricks flag. 80
A hint to mothers-Tre.t your b.bie
kindly. not cordially. |
Dogs, the color of the dress. arc th,
winter style for ladies. "s
A sun flower i've feet In circumfereuc,
lights up a" illinois farm.
Gravity is no more evidence of wisdom
than paper collar is Of a shirt.
-Ex-Secretsry Seward has to be fed al
the table, both arms being paralyzed.
Gam 'etta has four brothers, of whom
two, like himself. are blind In one eye.
A young lady translates the G. o. D.
on express packages into Call on Dad
Billings, in his new almanac, saw
"prodes are ooquettes going to seed"
DR.: Nelaton, the greatest surgeon Of
France, intends to remove to London.
-Osceola county, Iowa, with 274, ,4So
! acres OF land, contains not single tree
-Blondin is coming back to scale the
giddy heights Of a rope across Niagara
"A Charleston amended preacher dis
coursed recently on Jones in de whale"
-Epitaph on blind wood sawyer: While
none ever saw him sec, Thousands have seen
him saw.
king Louis, of Bavaria, has forbidden
oil officers in his army from joining the Ma.
sonic Order.
For ten years but five Grvenlsnders
have left their icy mountains for dwelling
in more genial climes
=" Loud" New York youths have adopt.
ed the mercurious habit of wearing . small
thermometer on their hats. '' /
Theodore Tilton says Mrs. Woodhull
can't climb tree like an ~ath etc." This
man knows entirely too much. lie
An Indiana preacher evolved terribly
persuasive and personal sermon from the
text, You know how It Is yourself"
In 1850 the. Jesuit body throughout the
World sa;a little in excess Of 1000. At
present there are nearly 9.000 members.
Indiana claims the largest woman in
The United States-a Mrs. Thor ,ton of Rens.
'e:aer 'se avordupoise is AIS pounds.
. my wife out Of spirits ?" sa Jones with sigh.
A. her voice of tempest gave warning:
Quite ont, sir. indeed, was the ecrvsnts reply,
It For che finished the bottle this morning.
The largest cotton mill in the world
will commence operations in Norwich. c.,
n few weeks. Its capacity is 10000
pin lies. ~''S
Every day in the week. excepting Sun.
lay, ut least one steamer leaves the United
States for England, and England for the
United States.
The people Of the United States pay
llO0, 600 600 year for medicines and medic
al services, exclusive Of $s5 ZOO, 900 for
'atent medicines.
According to careful classification, 4
'"rtion OF the Democratic press Of Alabama
lands thus. six for the New Departure"
nd fifteen hostile to that movement. Il
The largest number of men employed ,
y one firm IN England, Is ninety.six thou.
and. The employers are John Taylor and 4
ons, and the men are engaged in mining.
The newest word out 10 itzecueintepoi.
9TH, and It means in English man who
ant take joke, and gets his back up" at Z
ae merest trifle Its Mexican definition is j
hunchback dog. .9a.- .... E.
An absent husband received the follow. .
g comprehensive letter from his wife In
angor MY dear husbantl-I have washed
I'd baked, and had boy baby; got through
280 Think I'll rest week. Affection.
ely, your wife, n" l.
General Butler once SAID 70 friend of
IS "You have often heard people call me
- rascal but you never heard any one call
e - fool" That was before be ever
10 for office against one Of the an.pervad-
& Washburnes -L09issas : Covr. ..Iovy.
There ars different sorts Of political g
onomy. For example:
ITO make blade of sTass 4 grow
Where none has grown before"
H. N1AY. w
70 buy the Court, defraud The seaas,
And steal million more.
''s' 8oss TwBsD.
During heavy shower,9 = New Lon. =
ner noticed . pnor fellow asleep on the
|ewalk. and soaked through. He gently
oused him and admonished him Of his ex. q.
sure. go way, !" said the insbsiate, 40
y. now do. This shower (hicI Il doins
(hicl and the rsst Of the crops 1 fbicl
ut Of good [hicl tell you" 41'as i