The Centre reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, 1871-12-01

4 bAoHAtN fNtHAua w AfhatA@ ~ ~N
FaeiA hnd Fancina.
coming % griei--afeesing trouils half
way.
tight employment BhNAlne castles
In tue Mrs
A AwonAn yoiedin Datsoil and nobody
objected
Cool proceeding An icp man clcping
With q nice girl.
IA II eaaiar for man W. be enAnRHA A
iIian I'd We FnRagi
tits no dnconainou thing for hot words
tD pFDduce ~ cpnlnfas.
"A Wisconsin Justice Qf the Paapq
granted himself q divorces.
Thnnanralioh Samuel a thn nanH
0f famous Wahinrn Indian fighter.
Women now mnnags most oi The pn1-
lie librarins In Massachusetts,
some VI tha New York cooks win hill
and broil chicken n titoer minutes
One atfrt factory ia Baltimore han
fiEty serving nanrliinaH RUNNING by htenrn-
The tea plaes has doae very woll sllis
year IN South CaF0linap Ieupasneer and
California
A New Orleans thief stole I'VE eases
of t6hanc0, and now chhwa Che rnd of
nuAhnai0n in blAii.
A man reneFted ti2at 10 cpuldEt dnd
word Ia the dictionary, beeanse " lhe
book haln4 g0t An index.
II u not uhtiI We iaape TinaHoa through
the farhnoe thai we aFe Eaade . know
hoW mmch dr0ss Al in our rpapoaition.
If III onr school days the ruia pf three
ia spf1FeflJially trying. how much harder
i'm after lifR dn me sind the rule pf one
gn1anp paper in new mmmMfartmrhn in
Frnnce. Tle raaierials uapd are ordin-
ary paper F5alp and isnely divided sponge.
Tho army bakery in Washington iH
ssid tb faFnlslA sellfsfs with fonr peslna
loaxes pf bread for each pound of npnr
used
An Indignant gas consumer says that
there's 10 nse IN abusing tile gas conl-
paniaay for they've always a vAin FHAnra
ready.
A physician has discovered that the
a MI ssssi mare. Eth nine fMHm nHt nf iens
IA pr0laopd fruln Dmlng bili tn tha
printer. So i
The largest salary pnid ap railroad
Official In the United States ia aJlr rDpus
and PresiBtnt GoWan ol Che Reading
Road. gets IL ~t
Tine Massachusetts, mills have sent an
agent 10 Hong Kong 10 employ coolies
for operatives. A cargo Of them = -
pcrted at Salem,
Smoking ID very mach ON the declaE@
II Enciand. Al the universities not ons
man In liFr n0M smokes, whereas tew
wears agD al leAst fpar I'm five did
Dsnion said q his erecutioner -"
have lad good time of 4 (; iet me 70 80
nInsp thna yom wiIA show Hng bead ho
thp people II L. worth the trouble.
An egitapla On tombstone reads:
ON. fatal rmn.. Hrhv wan IA lAim
TFstat WIN slnnf Nfii - HtAd
vhy oouid sop. not have missed ycur AIM
And ahcd above hle headf
tyret tS,e a55r 6f ccbhIur's shop in
SsvannAh. sczaz hyHsars this legend
= Boots and nhnRa ls maaa hear--lndles
mnu #nEnARehhnMA -
n England the exfsat oflnnd covered
with traea hna inrrfased tQrtT Thousand
acres ia Che last thirtE-tdse years and
lree-pIantibe = encouraged aHncDg land
h0lders iy liberal premiumz
IA fellow feeling Inaignant Old
I,niy-ss Guard do you allow smoking
ia 46is compagfmentg" Oblieing Guard
--Hnw. wpea, ia name % tha gentlemen
object, y0u can take bit draw o. thF
pipe
Al man in Ohio, who WIS acquitted 81
murder on d plea of inrmmity, secured
the lawyers By giving them n naoriEage
on his farm but now repndfatas tAe
MORTGAGE cn tha ground that he wMs tn-
sane when he made IL
A baslful yoang man Was escoring
hashful young lady, when hhe said. &C.
4reatinrfv. ttJnleE, don't teH anybody
von albeaued me home. Don't be
hfiaid, = replied be-. !. I'm as much
ashamed of IL as Won are That set-
tied IL. '4
IL Ma. sWisv don't wa speuka" asked
little JaAn. h. Why uAQEl 't ynn aRy snthln
funny What can snF Dunb
roa see I'm busy fryi1g' dongh nnts
kay snalIim. rfnnny, indeed e 4. Wal.
yrr nakaht my Jake, wnnt Ter hnv' va
cake That I'D be funny Tor golk
The most hos,eicssly incurAble form Of
INSANITY, smyh DR. CloaHtDm OF thn AsE-
lum nj Carlisle, ENGLAND, ~ That which
consists chiefly cf monomania OF sus-
pirion oF poisoning, uith hahncinntionH
On hearinEsE It I'M only Ivy beng tnEen
in, time that such a case Is ever cured
IA. has become known that NO legal Inn
peaimrDt exists to themarriaEn XVIII Alexis
with an American maiden. ns the Bus-
sian ROYAL family arenot limited % roy
Al blood. This fs very encouraging ~
onr bellies, who arc thinking how |" Mrs.
Alexandrovitch " would look on paper.
A vonnr man named Striicker commit
ted suicide nc Ieavcnworth. hrs faEner
was kindly nennnstnltine against his
destination, and remarked that he would
rather follow his son To the grave Than
see HIM d dfunkard, when She young
man realized - Here goes, father, and
Instantly pat r. pistol 40 hls own head
and discharged IL.
4 friend reports this Of family 70
which. during She past summer, he paid
u delinhtful visit in. Chicago The
husband was shot and killed In his own
house .hy u burglar on saturday night ;
thr linllaaI was burned ON Sunday night !;
ana nov the news comes that The wife
perished, With The corpse, IN the con-
ilactntion that annihilated store, dwell
hng-plare and everything
A lady teacher in 3 Sundayrschool
recently bad occasion 10 illustrate ies-
son I'M on s faith, Nv the story or child
Who was told by his father TO drop from
am elevated plaza into his arms. The
father could not be seen by the child
yet. when commanded, II dropped. Upon
the teaeher's asking her class what was
shown hy this story, q bright Little iet-
low Immediately replied, cit showed he
had pluck.
GzAMn1rwa on RAHLRoADs. We hear
]. s.<,,ed daa1 Nv c0rnnlafnf that gambling