The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-04-29

SATURDAY. APRIL %, 1871.
ALL rHE COUNTRY AROUND.
We 20 up the Kill of life like
boy with his sled after him, and 60
down it like hoy with his sled
under him.
An exchange wants 10 know il
darkey can have , white swelling.
Many ladies who possess an en-
thusiastic love Of nature, cit in
their parlors - II expecting her to
make call.
The sound Of . kiss is not so
loud - . cannon, bat its echo lasts
. deal longer.
Colonel Ford Of the Marion Ga
xette, IL . candidate for overseer
Of the poor. He says his long ex-
perience in the printing business
gives him rare qualifications for
ths Office. KS
It 10 said - good action is never
thrown away" Blifkins says this
b the reason We find 20 few Of them
"lying around loose"
What miss will ruin any mani
Mismanagement. s5a hsta
More men are drowned in the
bowl than in the &c.
No man of sense can. expect to
pass through the world without
abuse. II he be . gentleman he
will be abused by rascals; il he be
rascal, he will be abused by gen
tlemen.
An illiteraie clergyman once
preached from Job 1925, dividing
his discourse into three parts
First, skin worms; second what
they done; third, what the man
seen after he was eat up.
The Chester county calf born
With s'no tail ct ALL" will find its
cup Of misery OVERCOMING about
dy time. 1t will then mourn the
absence Of ''shoo n.y." IS
The Connersville Examiner says
. minister recently delivered such
apowerful sermon there against
the use Of tobacco, that many OF
HE hearers went home and burned
their cigars-holding ono end IA
their mouths.
A dead ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ones funeral expenses.
Love is very ethereal in its ma.
ture. and can live ON moonbeams.
We know . young man who took
the disease in the natural way, and
subsisted . whole month on four
kisses = day.
A German physician has recent
~ published . tract in which he
maintains that ladies Of weak
nerves should not be permitted "a
sleep alone. There are many be-.
levers in the theory.
An Irishman complained to his
physician that he stuffed him SC
much with drugs that he was sicl
for long time after he got we'll.
4 Boston chemist adyertises
thus: "The gentleman who left Lis
stomach for analysis, will please
call and get it together with the re-
suits" . a>. /
It 10 argued for short dresses
that they give plain girls q chance
What nature has denied to the fac.
she often gives to the understand
ing. 49,
Show do / look, doctor3" asked
apainted young lady Of the famil,
physician. II can't tell, madam
till you uncover your face" va.
the crushing reply. :
Nobody ever lost anything b,
love. said q sane looking man
That's not true, said lady VIII,
heard the remark, for once los
three nights sleep. z
The dentists Of the United State
have been holding . convention
for the purpose, rs tho ehairma,
said, of devising some m can
whereby they can all pull together
II 10 . well ascertained fact i
egg-ology that hens always lay i,
the day time. It may not be gen
orally known that this is caused b,
their being rossters at night.
Remember who you are talkin,
TO. sir" said An indignant paren
to . fractious boy, az am YOU
father, sir!' "Well. who is t
blame for thatp" said young i'm
pertinencs, faint me.
A dutiful son Of Detroit has kill
ed sixty. seven Of his neighbor
cats to get money to buy his me
Their set Of false teeth. He ha
made . quiet neighberhood wher
once was . bowling wilderness.
Az . companion piece for .Pu
me in my little bed, il has bee
suggested by Young America {
have one entitled Don't wake m
till breakfasts ready.
There 10 no Joy so great as tbs
which springs from kind act or
pleasant deeds and you may feel
at night when you rest, and in III
morning when von r;sa .ra a.