Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1871-11-30

A young man generally gives loc
of his hair to his sweetheart before h
marries her. After marriage she gen
orally helps herself, and doesn't us
scissors.
Ihe woman who never owned Bible
supposed she was quoting it when sh
greeted her son, who came home to keel
Thanksgiving, in the following words
Here comes the fatted calf.'
There is spring in Michigan-so tn
papers say-so strongly magnetic that
man who drank from it and went into
blacksmith shop, found the anvil oil
which he sat stuck fast 30 him.
If some people would attend to thei
own business as faithfully as they try tt
get their noses into other peoples bust
ness, they probably might succeed il
accomplishing some good.
"Adversitv," says western preacher
stakes us up short and sets us dowI
hard, and when it's done with us we fee
as contented as boy that's been spanked
and set away to cool."
A young man in Knoxville, having
the late railroad disaster. in his mind
has broken his engagement with young
lady, because she wears a train and i
negligent about her switch.
Don't buy any sewing machine until
you see and try the American Button-holt
Seeing Machine. 45tf
A woman at Oberlin, Ohio, collected
money for the soldiers orphans, and
used it to buy a bonnet. She said or
phans, after they got used to it, could
get along without bread, but women
must have bonnets.
When man is unable to tell the time
by his watch, because there are two
hands, and he does not know,."which to
believe" it is'a tolerableEsure sign that
he has partaken of more refreshments
than nature requires.
up in land speculations, and announced
to his congregation that his text would
be found in "St. Paul's Epistle to the
Corinthians, section four, range three,
west~
Our attention has been called to the
American Button-hole Setciag Machine
which of all sewing machines is the ma
chine. 45tf
Mrs. Woodruff and Miss Claflin, now
famous residents of New York City,
formerly lived i'm Massillon, and atten-
ded school. Mrs. S. Brannen, their
teacher, has a distinct recollection of
the young girls.
Good manners are the blossoms of
good sense,-it may he said, of good
feeling, too; for if the law of kindness
be written in the heart, it will be led to
disinterestness in little as well as great
things,-that desire to oblige and atten-
ton to the qualification of others, which
is the foundation OF good manners.
The American Button-hOle Seeing Ma
chine takes the lead. Don't buy any
other until you see and try it. 45tf
FOUR EVILS. Whoever habitually
uses any alcoholic preparations as an
appetizer" will be likely to suffer from
four evils, viz: an Overplus of food in
the stomach, impaired ability..to digest
it, the pangs of dyspepsia, and a doctors
bill. DIR. Walkers Vegetable Vinegar
Bitters, the great Teetotal Restorative
of the age, without over stimulating
the palate or irritating the stomach, i'm
parts healthful appetite, promotes di-
gestion, regulates the liver and bowels,
purifies the blood, and thus, instead of
entailing four evils, confers four ines
timable benefits. 15lo4
When you step into store and see the
proprietor and all his hands busy toditing
on customers, and the paremept lined acith
store bores containing ne,o goods you may
kno,g that a good business is done. Such
is the case agith CLARK G Sons, Of Wooster.
They take the lead there because, haring a
representative in the east they ali1dys man
age to hare on hand all the latest styles out,
in the Dry Goods and Notion line, and sell
at such lo,1 rates. 1t certainly is the best
place in Wooster, to get bargains. 14,o2.
The American ,Se,oing Machine is all
the 90. 7tf.