The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-01-10
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HINTS Trw YuSG wIrEa
1. Dout undertake tew Inv With yure
mother in Law, but II wusa Gums 10
wussness, let ynre mother.in-lAw lv
with yu.
.. Never let yurc husbandkno more
than onp haa 'fe afreakshunjyu Aev .ar
him.
B. Don't name yung one after
bachelor brothor, nor bachelor sister
4. Observe lheze rules fondly keep
yure feet dri, and yurs hair slick, aud
va will prove mcdel wife, land after
that an acceptable widdcr.
hare IL nothiu like a sick bed for re-
pentance, a man bekums SO virtewous
he will often repent oy sins that he ney-
er kommltted.
Gravity IL no more posatiff evidencs
NV wisdom, than paper collar IL Nv q
shirt.
Natur never makes emmy blu2ders;
when she makes phool she means it.
Human happiness IL like the Hotten.
tot language, emmy buddy kan talk il
well enufl, but thare amt but phew kan
understand it.
| don't kno ov emmy thing more re.
morseless, on the face ov the earth,
than Z per cent interest.
Fallin in luy IL like fallin into me
iassis, sweet but dredful dolby.
A lie IL like nitroglycerine, the best
judges kant tell when il IL going TO OK.
plode, and skater muss.
1t amt mutch trubble tew bear the
pain ov somebuddy else's lame back,
but tew hav the lame back oneself aint
quite so stylish.
Every time man laifs he takes a
knk out ov the chain oy life, and thus
lengthens it.
A Growing hen and cachling roos.
ter, are very misfortunate poultry in
family.
Tew pick out agood husbandl- shut
up both eyes, grab hard, and trust in
the Lord.
Love IL like the meazles, we kant hsv
it bad but once, and the later in life we
nav it the tuffer it goes with us.
Advise IL like kaster lie, eazy enuff tn
CIV, but dredful uneazy tew take.
A gentleman IL gentleman the
world oyer,--it IL only the loafers that
liifer.
One ov the fussyest scenes ever be-
held waz two old maids waiting on one
sick bachelor.
RIM AND TASsY.--Good old M Eng.
iond rum with tansy in herr waz drunk
oi the elders and Deakons, ov our
churches, century ago. 1t is now one
ov the lost arts. A haif pint ov this
mixtur upon gItting out ov bed in the
morning then haff pint just before
breakfast, then at stated intervals thru
the day haff pint oy it, aud then sum
more just before gitting into bed at
uIte, IL what enabled our ansesstors tew
shake oph the yoke nv crate Britain.
One haf pint ov the present rum, would
ruin Deakon in 20 minnits,
Fairwell good old M England rum,
with sum tanzy in yu, thou hast Aeded
20 that bourne from which no pure spir-
its ever Gums back
Thare amt but pbu men who kan
stick 0 white handkerchief into the brest
pocket oy their oyercut without letting
a leet!e oy II stick ont, just bi seksi.
lent.
A cheerful old man, or old woman,
like the south side ov wood shed, in
the last oy winter.
To pick out q tender guse, pinch him,
and il be squeals, buy him.
Il IL very easy tew repent oy aims We
have committed, ,buttew repent oY tboEe
we intend 10 kommit, liz asking tsw
muteh oy emmy man these days.
What men kant do thA are very apt
to admire -tha dent criticize a mOun-
tvin bekause tha kant make one
A dog IL the only thing on this
earth that luys you more than be lus
himself.