The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1871-08-24


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The ronur ladies q Saratoga say
ihsy isrs irrigated ibcmslyes when
ptg hare gasfed 10 waters q ihe
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Auui5e. sad little ihfgcy eaf-otj
CSC Dag don, Bls mise aprons iafebed
n dtrfal. - mncl iarchnea makes
~ lGacss tfa,ch by bsreSess
n mau alrIs arc wa.fs, are large
Gees wafguf Certainly, says sweet
naiesa. Il leasi lle boss have the habt
u Supplying them 10 ,llsir lips IN sealing
is.elf faws
80 ereeiiaui cd lady e maea eXef-
eisei d nind 10 know how 81 is that 8
iiltie quicksilver 10 glass tube can make
saeh avfal bot weather by iust rising an
loeb Or tive.
Here ID ihc free.Ioye marriage vows
We promise to love each other, sud live
III ilc same brown stone trout till we are
tired u each other and see some one We
Ike better
A gentleman trying 10 describe 20
friend ibc beautiful manner Ia which bis
aaacsss hair was arranged, said: Il
was frirxled 10 front, aud fticasccd aud
scrambled At The back
Young man, said minister to "a
youth q bis congregation, DO you know
what Re 'atlons YOU sustain 10 the worlaf
Yes, fir, two cousins and a grandmother,
Lut don't inield 70 sustain them mueh
longer
Alta SUNDAY school IN Ripon, a
teacher asked Httlc boy if he knew
whst The expression sowing tarcs meant
Courth docs, said be, pulling the scat
Of Bis little trowscrs round IN front,
there's tear my ma sewed; ! feared il
sliding down hin.
An Irishman having jumped into
tho water to save a man from drowning,
upon receiving quarter from The person
as reward for the service, looked FIRST
at tho money aud then at the giyer and
at last exclaimed rm oyerpaid for the
job.
The bellies Of Saratoga this season
are chiefly married ladies. A connois-
seur explains this by saying that young
unmarried ladies are SO much absorbed
Ia the science Of dress aud selfdisplay
a. 10 be utterly insipid.
-Tangipahoa, La, has been digging
Mp some twelye-foot giants. Probably
relatives Of the Cardiff family by the
way, isn't Il about time TO dig up that
wife Of John Henry Cardil7s smothercd
In The embrace Of gigantic snake.
Little Johnnys mother reached for
him with her slipper the other evening,
for hooking the jelly, and after busting
the portion Of bis panialoons that he sits
on, she was surprised to hear him laugh
over It, aud demanded the cause of it.
was thinking how had fooled you. II
was Carrie who hooked the Jelly.
Tho Norwich bulletin says; Ignor-
ance aud iniquity spilled John Cheesebor-
Uugh into the river near the coal wharf
Festerlay-th former involving a super
fetal knowledge Of the main street, and
the latter an Intimacy with gin.
The Terrc IIaunte Mai says: Ifthc
party who plays the accordion in this
vicinity at nights will only change the
tune occasionally, or sit where We eau
seaId him when tho engine has steam on
he will hear Of something TO his adyan'
tagc.
There Is a chte Of complicated rcla
tionship, as told by the New York Eb
press. A married man, Of Oneida count,
eIoped with young girl, aud her father
oycraking him In his infamy, the man
asked permission for the woman 10 mar.
~ bis son. The father consented; they
were married, aud next day the new
wife cleared out with her father-in-law
'rhe new husband aud his iather-in-law
will make II warm for the other parien
IL found.
One Of our exchanges thus records
the terrors inspired hy grindstoue on {
bust;
An OLD lady IN Binghamiou al at
item IL the paper, the other day, describ
ug how q grudsione burst IN saw fac
tors aud Killed four men, She just lap
pcnel TO remember that there was
small guudeloue IA tic cellar, leaning
against the wall. So she went out aut
got an accident Insurance policy, aut
then summouiug the hired girl, aud hold
ing the pie boatd 10 front Of her so 4
the thing exploded her face would not b,
Injured, she had tie stone taken ont II
the alley who're twcuty-iour pals OF wat
q whore thrown on 1t, aud astick place.
lu lhe huie, bearing a placard markc,
dangerous. she says It's a mercy To,
whole house was not blown 70 pieces By
The thing before this.
The boys u tho Second ward schoo
bad raised a subscription and bought
football II was made u India rubber
aud inflated with air. A grail bras
tabs was used to. initiate ii, through
an aperture 10 Tic side, which clio q
mechanically when the tube Is wish
drawn. 4 das or two ago tie bay wcr,
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