The avant courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1871-1872, 1871-11-30
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| Isl A round sum- so. a'ia8tfI at 79i as
best thing eff tsbt. sf1
/ The worst thine out.-oll of temper.
a Uowardly Asss t. ITO beat a retreat
"A Swell among Flowers. IA dandelion.
1 Coming to Grief. Meeting trouble half
/ way. @S'sf z - ss'as' e
a Delicate Parcel to be forwarded by
Rail. "A young lady wrapped up Id herself.
When il a fowls neck like L bell - When
its wrung for dinner, $ IS 81 =!
The wife's Secret. Her opinion of haf
husband Eisss
Write TO Congressman and you are sure
of a,frank reply Low cour. ss
fare these rooms to let?" said polite
gentleman to ahandsome young lady. Eyes
SIR And are yoa to be leI with them ?,'
Mo, sir, Pm to be let :lone.'' .sissts'
Commercial Instinct -Dugald: "Did We
hear that Sawncy M'Nab was ta'cn up for
stealth, q coot?', Donald sHoot, toot, the
Istippit bodiel Could he no boch it an no
paid fort r 81 aqg
Very Good. Ills your note goodf' asked
q merchant the other day of "a person who
offered a note for q lot of goods. .Nell,''
replied the purchaser, II should think IL
ought to be; everybodv' got one.'' .l'5e
ssWife, Idon't see now they send letters on
them 'ere telegraph wires without tearin'
them all into biis.' ssThey don'tsend the
paper,' said the wife, ssthey just send the
writing in a fluid state.'' astl a.slf4l4fg st5
HE,-ssY on think am making fun of the
famous waters, do you? NotI. Why only
drank one glass iii all mg life, and it cured
me- s.ss Il s8 faal54 sesifl sef + 4gln}dS
SHE.--s.Of the desire to drink any more ?''
Il HE, In, well, - yes! think that was all
that allied iHe. Z s s5s # E;sa s&
so You are going to keep scheol?'' said
a young lady to her maiden aunt. Nell,
for my part, sooner thur do that would
marry Widower with nine children. Il
would prefer that myself, 9 was the quiet re-
ply but where's the, WidoWer?' .4a.sigffa
he took her fancy when he came; he took
her hand he took kiss he took no notice
Of the shame that gloWed her happy cheek
at this. He took to- coming afternoons !; he
took an oath he'd meier deceive; lie took her
1ather's silver spoons; and after that he took
his leave. a. f.stfe.s8
A famous judge came late into court one
day ina busy season, wiiereat the clerk, in
great surprise, inquired Of him tile reason.
"A child was born3u his honor said, s.and
I'm the happy sire. 2, An infant judge%'
ssOh! no. said he, "as yet he's but 4 crler.''
Said an eminent politician to his son, Look
at me-! Ibegan'as alderman. and here ain
at the top OF the tree and what is my re-
ward z. Why, when 4 die ins son will be the
greatest rascal IN the United States" TO
this the young hopeful replied: s.Yes
dad, when youdie, anu NOT till theri.''
waiteri III village tavern looked iii Blank
amazement wliensa party of New Workers.
asked for wine card, and protested be knew
not Whatthey inea1it. " eIi,'' said ono of
the party, inpatiently, share you any dry
Silery Pr : Think not;', replied the waiter,
"bat We have some cold eablage.''
tits always we'll to be prepared for enier-
gencies. a gentleman was strongly advance
ing his claims to read his title clear to man
sions ia the skies, when an argume1ltatiye
lady said: ssBut suppose you don't get to
heaven after all ~ Oh! well, was the reply,
= have made ample preparations to go to;
he other place. 2 ss3 80
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