The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1871-12-23

aebes boys begin to feel gallant and "gals ~
ant a-
little girls evening prayer Please God,
nber what little Polly said last night, she's
red tonight. Amen
good way to improve ones IiEe-Let him
the epitaph he would like to have ON his
stone, and then try TO live up to it.
woman at revival meeting in Ohio said she
her jewelry was dragging her down to hell
70 gave it all to young sister.
4 REDUCES THM.-Fleshy persons may be-
lean by eating slate pencils. 1t reduces
to mere cypher.
IOD DEyICE.-Small-p -pox flags displayed near
nds have saved some crops OF fruit in New
/, aud from thieves.
a man in New Hampshire refused to subscribe
NJ pape- because it helped to build up the bust
ID Of the place and the wealthier the town, the
s. sr bis taxes would be.
very slender man asked a friend what char
he had better assume at masquerade, and
ldvised to chalk bis head and 90 as a billiard
or be might braid his legs and appear as a
lash.
GENUINE IRISH BULL.-Sir Boyle Roche said,
gle misfOrtunes never come alone, and the
est Of all possible misfortunes is generally
we'd by much greater"
SSIBALIM.-A provincial paper recently an
sed, IA public breakfast of ministers and
bers Of evangelical churches will be held this
ing"
il ill-natured Saturday Review says "dress
was and ever will be as webs spread in the
Of womans righteousness. No doubt Eve
her apron Of fig leaves before she had worn
ay."
rich nan asked a poor neighbor if he had any
Jf the advantages arising from wealth. II
'e 1t gives rogue the advantage over an
It man, was the reply.
o African church South, it is said, recently
led female member on the charge of being
'oe-headed that is, wearing a chignOn.
old traveller tells pretty tough story about
l0st IN the woods with his dog, where he
md nothing to eat, and had to cut off the
tai, which he boiled for himself, and after
gave the dog the bone. We would rather
| 500 than believe that story.
a WY Did He not Die?'' is the title of new
"A lus' brought out in Berlin. We have no di-
IhIormatiOn on the subject, bat on general
Il lpies We should say that the reason he didn't
as because he neglected or refused to take
edicine
NTERs--The President of the Montreal
1 graphical Union said in a speech at the an
sary oil that society, the other day. that
hters iorm most obedient, indulgent and low
usoands- This gratifying and touching tri-
70 the domestic virtues of the printer struck
NJ In many tender hearts, and the tvne oF
Lhus praised will be set up in the worlds es-
AdOn henceforth.
4 aEwD FLANK MOVEMENT Nexr Vol,
at their recent convention, discussed the
ana one OF the most Jealous antf-tobaeeo
'A s introduced a resolution that 90 the use
Eo ls an expensive indulgence, involving
outlay OF the Lords money that might
- !, Ageousiy used for the Kingdom of
Ihe smokers and chewers adroitly
amend by inserting {" tea and coffee, -
HAhk movement defeated the proposition
nave read it just forty-seven times since
e 61 Yesterday, that " Chicago will arise
nenix from ashes" If anybody shall
=, Wia some more, we hope the FIRE proof
. ~ gr0p few hot cinders on the head of
n who does it.
& ermOnt girl who sued a false lover for
81 y - Promise laid the damage at $40. In
81 - answer to the inquiry why that par
81 a had been named, she answered, that
ii t0e time she had spent "sitting up''
i l ~ as worth at the rate of nine shillings
I she had figured up the nine weeks
~ MS company, and adding the value oi
ccnsumed, she had found that the amount
i lnere was no doubt in the mind of the
mat her claim was an honest one, and a
''' was rendered accordingly.
autograph collector, knowing the IiveIv
10y of Oliver Wendell Holmes to the
es of his class, and wishing to capture a
- OF the metaphysician's ehiroeraphy.
q r the heartless subterfuge of asking by
49, hleh do you think the best dictionary
Iser or Worcester pa question which
snesed Holmes courtesy would compel him
The return mail brought a single
-. note paper, on which was neatly pasted
GSSru, clipped from the writer's own letter
s-n sER.-A loye-siek swain, in order Il
- ), uy understand the mind of his g lady
elosed letter with the following lines
lfyou was a dog,
And was a hog
aoot4n away in the yardf
hthe old man should saw
Drive thai hog away
"Oold yon WoTry o bile very hardl