The Planters' banner. [volume] (Franklin, Attakapas Co., Lou.) 1849-1872, 1871-09-29

ma Of The year.
What know about pharmin aiut wat!
brHEgin ahvat and feel it mi duty to stat.
Ion the benefit ov mi kreditnr>. that if th..,
ever expect me- tew pay five cents on ii aol-
lar they mustn't start me in The thenretikn
pharm employ.
II man really is anxious iew max,
mummy ON pbarm, the less theory he laws
IN the better, and he must do pretty mucl
ali The work lisself aad support his fami,
"n what h" kant sell. and go ragged ennii
all the time tew hunt bees
kn0 or mcEny farmers who are so uf
hickied with superstition that they won
plant single bean only in the last quarter OF
the moon, and know others so pregnant
With science that they won'' set gate pos,
uniii they have had the ground amaliscd hi
sum professor Of ana!o-SS .e~ see jf tie
Garth has got the right h;nG .. ingretience
for u3st holes. !
/ luis is what cali running; silouco into
! the ground.
/ The fact ov it il, that theories of all kind
work vel! except in praktss they arc too
often designed to do he work Of praktiss.
/ They amt no theory i'll brakin mae only
tew go at him with IA klub in your hand
and sum blood iu yure eye. and brake him.
jUst you would split u log.
| What | kno about pharmin aint wuth
inuch cnnyhow, but undertook 10 brake u
kicking hefer once.
read sreatiss on the suhjekt and plol-
! lowed the '!irekshuns cius~, aud go, snokt
endwazc in > minnts.
then sat down aud thought the thing
/ over.
made up my mind that the pheIow who
wrote the treatis> was more in the tleatiss
| dizziness than he was in the Kicking hcifer
trade.
| cum TO the konk!ushun that what he
knu about milking kicking heifers he had
learnt by ieanin over a BARNARD fence and
writing the thing up.
got up from my refiekshuns strength
cned and went for that h ifrr.
| will draw vail over the la,,rua,re I
used, and the things | did, i,u, went in to
win, and won
The heiter never becum a kow.
This is one way to brake "a kicking Ieifer.
and after man has studyKe all the books
IN kseashun on the subject, and tried them
Oh. he VIII fali back upon mi plan aud make
up his mind as did, that Kicking heifcr
is worth more for beef than she is for .ico.
retic milk.
have w"rhe d on rhar,ns just long enuff
lew kno that there iz no prayers SO good for
poor land manure, and no theory kan
beat twelve hours each day. sundaz ex-
crpted, OF honest labor applied to the rile.
| acl an old phashoned phcllow, aud harti-
ly hate most nu things bekaws I hav bin |
beat by them so oftin.
never knu a pharm that was worked |
pretty much hi theory, bur waz for sale or to
let in IA few years, and never knu a.piiarm |
that was worked bi manure aud muscle. CD
The good old ignorant way ov our ancestors,
but what waz handed down from father to |
81 y as9fdr rvS -i5d sss dr,u
fust rate patat"es.
What kno about pharmin is nothing but
experience. and experience now dazs am Il
wuth kuss.
L had rather have Il good looking theory |
to ketch flats with than the experience even
ov Methusler.
Experience is go Cd thing 10 lay down
and die with. bat you kant 30 Dizziness with |
it tnow daze j it amt ho, 'enoif.
Give me a red hot huurbu-s. and kan
make most ov the expcriesee ,in this world
ov itself.