South-eastern Independent. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1871-1871, 1871-07-28
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markable facts Of this reIaarksble age. not
merely that so EIany persons are the victims
Of dyspepsia or Indigestion, but its willing
victims. Now, We would not be understood
to say that any one regards dyspepsia with
favor, or feels disposed to rank it among
the luxuries OF life. Far from il. Those
who have experienced its torrents would
scout such an idea. Mark Tapley, who was
jolly under all the trying circumstances in
which he was placed, never had an attack Of
dyspepsia. or his jollity wonld have speedi-
ly iorsaken him. Men and women some
times suffer its t~ortures uncompiainingly,
but whoever heard o! q person who enjoyed
them of all the multifarious diseases to
which the human system is liable, there i,
perhaps. zone so generally prevalent as dy-
pepsia. /! there j. q wretehed being in the
world il is
A Confirmed DyspePteI
But il il not our intention to descant on
the horrors of Dyspepsia. We have said
that dyspepsia is perhaps the moot univer-
sal OF human diseases. This is emphatic
ally the case in the United States. Wheth-
er this general prevalence is Cue to the
character of the food, the method Of it's
preparation, or the hasty manner 10 which
il is usually swallowed, is moi our province
to explain. The great fact with which we
are called to deal is this
Dyspepsia Preraib
almost universally. Nearly every other per-
son you meet is a victim, and apparently
a willing one for we're not this the case,
why so many sufferers, when q certain spec
dy and safe reAedy is within the easy
reach OF all who desire to avail themselves
ofit2 But the majority viii not. Blind.
ed by prejudice, or deferred by IONS other
unexplained influence, they refuse 20 ae-
cept the relief proffered them. They urn
adeaf ear to the testimony Of the ,hous-
ands whose sufferings have been alIevisses.
and with strange Inflammation, appear 20
cling with desperate determination TO their
ruthless tormeutor. But says a dyspeptic.
What is this remedy ! TO which we reply :
This great alleviator of human suffering is
almost as widely known as the English Ian,
glsge. II has sliayed the agonies of thou
sands, and is to-day carrying comfort and
encouragement to thousands OF others
This acknowledged panacca is none other
Than Or. HeoFdnds German Biaers.
Would you know more OF the merits OF
this wonderful medicine tkan can be learn
ed from the experience Of others7 TRY "a
yourself, and when il has failed to tu'6i,
the measure Of its efficacy given hy The
proprietor, then abandon faith in il
Let IL Be Remembered,
first Of oil, that HOOFLANDS German
Bitte!s is not a rum beverage. They are
not alcoholic in any sense Of the term.-
They are composed wholly Of the pure juice
or vital principle o! roots. This is not a
mere assertion. The extracts from which
they are compounded are prepared BY one
OF the ablest German chenista Unlike g.
ny other Bittsrs in the market, they are
wholly free from spiritnous ingredieuts.-
The objections which hold with so much
force against preparations OF this class,
namely that a desire for intoxicating
drinks is stimulated by their use. are not
valid in the case of the German Bitters.-
So far from encouraging or intoxicating q
taste or desire for inebriating beverages,
it may be confidently asserted that their
tendency is in a diametTieally opposite di-
r~ection. Their effects can be
Beneficial Only
in all cases of the hillary system. Hoof-
lands German Bitters stand without an e.
qusl, acting promptly and vigorously upon
the Liver they remove its torpidity and
cause healthful secretion Of bile-ihereby
supplying the stomach with the most indis-
pensable elements OF sound digestion in
proper proportions. They give tone TO the
Notwithstanding lie functions, and
enabling it to perform its duties as nature
designed it should do.
Ty Purify the Blood,
cleansing the vital fluid Of ell hurtful imp
urities and supplapting them with the ella
ments Of genuine healthfulness. Bot in
ihst most generally prevalent. distressing,
and dreaded disease, Dyspepsia,
They Stand Cnrirae9.
Now, there are certain classes Of persons
to whom extreme Bitters are not only un>
pslaisble, but who find il impossible to
take them without positive discnmiort.-
For sncb DR.. Hoofands German Tonic has
been specially prepared. This preparations
is not Only palatable, but combines, in mo-
di6ed form, all the virtues OF the German
Bitters. u cases OF languor or excessive
debility, where the system appears to have
become exhausted Of its energies. Hoo
Hands Tonic acts with almost marv-
elOus effect. II gives strength 10 weakness
and throws despondeney to the vlnds.-
Bot DR.. HOoAand's benefactiens to the hu-.
man race are not confined to his eesebraied
German Bifters, or his Invaluable
Tonic. He has prepared another medicine,
which is rapidly winning way to popular
favor because fits intrinsic merits. This
is kA. HOOffand's POdOPhylIfn
Pills, a perfect substitute for mercury,
without any of mercury's evil qualities
These wonder ul Pills, which are intended
to act upon the Liver, are mainly compos-
ed Of P~odophylliD, or the Vital Priucipls
of the Mandrake Root. 1t is the medieib-
al virtues of this h~ealth>giving plant
TIE P~hOdophylliD acts directly On the Liv-
er. The extract Of Mandrake contained ia
them is skillfully combined with iour other
thus producing q pill that iuHu-
eDces che en:ie digestive ard aliUentsry
system and in its action is entirely tree from
nausea. Possessing these mneh desirable
qualities. the Podopbyilin becomes invaln-
able as O Family PILL va No
Household stould be without them. They
are perfectly safe, require bat two Tor an
ordinary dose, are prompt and ~efieieEt in
and when used in connection with
DR.. Hooiand's German Bitters, or Tonic,
may be regarded as certain specifics in all
cases OF Liver Complaint Dyspepsia or any
OF the disorders to which the systsn il ord
subject. The POROPHY-
Pills act upon the stomach and the
while the 8itters or Tonic purify
the blood.
DIR. H0OFLAND,
provided internal remedies for dis
eases, has given the world one mainly for
external application, in the wonderful pre-
7 aratiou known as