The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1871-08-24
Josh RiIlings on Hor.--

A biiIin8s on Korn.
=. morn IL q serial; am glad oy il.
II got lts name from Series. n primitif
woman. and in her day the goddess o,
outs, and sich like. :
morn " sumtimes called maize. md !
grows Ill sich parts ov the Western conn
try very amaizenly.
naVe seen it out thare 18 foot hi. q
aon,t mean the nktual korn itself IN
the cree on which it grows.)
morn haz ears, but never haz but onf
ear, which liz az def az On adder.
An]oh meal iz made out ov korn. md
Aoln dodgers IL made out ov injun meal
ana korn dodgers are the tuffest chunk, =
o' Tue Drend purswaslun, known tew
Korn dodgers are mnde out oy water
with inlun meal mkt into it. mud thrn
oaheu on hard board, in tho presence
when you can't drive IL 10 penny nail
lnto Them. with a sledge- ham mer, ihcy
, u.e sea- ol good Judges, to be we'll done
'nT ~, are reddy tew be chawed upon.
lhey VIII keep five years in dam
piace ana not gro tender, and n dog bit
win ono OF them will yell for week
.no 1neh crawl under the barn and mu +
~ wv ouSS more.
nave knawed two hours misclf on one
sue oV korn dodger without produsing
Snny result, and think could sturye to
dodger. e''ooo +" Aorh
They get the namo dodger from Tie
;;hLInegiate necessity of dodgeing if one
nove horizontally ut yu in anger.
Il IL lar better tow bu smote bh n 2
eur oia steer, than IL korn dodpcr that
IL only three hours old.
Thlskee (noble whiskee) is mudo ont
oV korn, aud whlskeo is ono oy tl,,
efvM'est "a, blessings known tew man.
. We never should hive bin able tew
~ our state prizons with enereetick
aaIa,s "uu our poor-hoases with good
o"t1is' VS. II IL want for noble whiskce,
re never should hav had enny te,n PC
lnlce SONG Or society, nor demokrntik
10y siclhhs' nor tites. nor good murder.
% "or Pnatt aldermen, nor whiskey
whiskee. ~ D'o'aeo
!, II it want for korn how could ennv
body get horned?
what would life be worth?
We should oil sink down to the level
horned. se''ihg
Tie brutes don't git horned; thcv
na.ne ~, got emmy reason or soul.
we often hear of drunken brutes."
.lis is compliment to oxen which don,t
belong tow them.
morn also haz kurnels, and kurnels
@ 1re oIten horned, SO are brigadeer. rene
j johnny kako is made out ov korn. SO
IL hasty puddin. %
! Hnsty puddin and milk is quick tcw
"a al you hay got to do il to gap and
'"H'lo. ana that II the last of the puddin.
morn was familiar tew antiquity, Jo-
eph waz sent down into Egipt after
om korn, but his brothers didn't want
80. IN 20 go, 80 they took pity on him
nd pItted him in pit.
"hen his brothers got back hum. np1
'Ilo asked WHARF Joe waz, they didn't
cKno N Wedge the korn, but lied sum.
nas oeen proved that it liz wick cd To
- aoout korn, or emmy of tho other
Ihare il difference between lieine
na saving wood, it iz easier to lie
speshiy in the shade. -
- -. o o.c 1uiHS Lnat nobody else 9
Us sot' and that il kob.
Ibis iob runs thru the middle ov t],a
' biles. n 80 700 was |
always feel sorry when l think oy
!, 20, ana wonder how lie managed tew
e down in chair. -"
knowing how tow set down snnora IN
ol,e, without hurting the chair, il one h
' the lost arts I,
JoD wns card; he had more pasbunce
10 10 piles tew the square inch, than il
one hundred and twenty-five akers ov i
'rh lew tho bnslel iz kousidcrcl n GOOD a
G0P, but l have seen more. 60 n
nave seen korn for 10 cents 4 bushel n,
"a IN sum parts ov the Western coun' :
IL IL SO much that tLure amt no GOOD Y
Y against stealing it.
Ii ,konklushun, if yu want tew oit 81
70 hrop oy korn, and good price for J
krop. feed about 1 quarts oy It tew g.
snnnghl rooster, then murder tho
oster immejintely. and sell linn for ~
MS pound. krop aud all.
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