New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1871-09-14
3tw Orleans &epublieau.
OFFICIAL JOURNAL or TIE UNITED STATES
OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF NEW ORLEANS
Nasty.
MIR. Nasty sets Forth. in His Usual
Lucid Manner, What the Democracy
Must Do tG succeed this Fall.


the best management in the world to max
success, and RELY don't know ez it XII
be done at all. There amt much sense
our feeders. Tweeds steeling III Moo IOrl
though not more in quantity than l spOs
he RELY wantid, was done too openly fc
the good of the party elsewhere; and b,
sides this, Their amt that unanimity, tina
general oneness OF sentiment in our rank
that there he'd ought to be this year. Til
fact is. the Democracy comprehends alto
gether too much-it hez too hefty an al
sortment Of principles for one party t
swing.
! hey spent many anxious hours on tn
question nv mect,n this trouble, and hev a
last decided on a system NV work which, e
followed out faithfully, may give lis tina
success we hope for.
Our speakers must. for once. inform them
selves ez to the ishoOs now before tn
people. The old speeches wich we he'd il
JaXon's time and witch we hey used eve
since, won't do any more. We hev got I,
git up new ones, sure. All our extemporary
speeches must be carefully prepared. 4
carefully prepared eAter.porary speech il
Liable to run smoother than an cNtenu,crar,
speech which amt carefully prepared.
alluz prepare my impr0mpfOO speeches
afOrehand. An Ablishnist kin yoose the
same speech all over the country, but VT
cant.
In view nv the diversity NV upinion there
is among the Democracy this year, l would
suggest to our speakers in the various sec.
tions NV the country that they observe the
following skedille closely:
In Moo Observation-Disclosures the payment
Wv the bonds in gold, and bear down heavy
on them mizable, Go,,fCrsaken scoundrels
who would impair the national credit by a
suggestion NV payin nv EN- in paper. Ex-
plain to your a,.jences that payin the debt
in paper is promises to pay, and ask EN-
who is to pay the paper and when! Ez for
regulators. lash EN-! Pint the finger Nv
skorn at EN-! Hold them UP to the execfa-
ton Nv a civilized world. Wind up with
elegant and elokent tribOot to the Pilgrim
Fathers. P0shyip-ln cotton manufacture
ing towns, advocate high protective tariff,
and show that the Dimocrasy WIZ alluz a
tariff party. In the wooden towns they
don't want tariff 40 much, and in them
draw it mild on tariff. Also. on the niger
question. Assert boldly that the Dinoc-
rasy acqliesces in the amendments. and
wood hev sEed its last drop Nv blood be-
fore any man, white or cOlOred. shoOd De
deprived w any rite. Say that perhaps
, some DEMOCRATS mic heve bin, at one
time, opposed to given Nv the suffrage to
the nig-colored man, but it wuz becoz
they feared that they wuznt educated up
t. its proper use. Kem.-1n Moo England
be shOOr to say colored man-nigger, never
IN Moo YORK CITY-Denource with
witherin invectiye the bloated cotton lords
NV Moo England. Bear down with severity
onto the very idee Nv a tariff. Assert that
the Democracyis for free trade in its broad
est sense. Urge the payment Nv the debt
in gold, but dcnounce the national thieves
just the same. In Moo York yoose the
term ''nisser" allnz. and sey that the givin
Nv the ballot to a race SO low in intellect.
which hcz not yet emerged from barbarism.
is an outrage w;ch no Jrshman kin submit
10. Bear down heavy onto the niger. and
iniersperse yom speeches with frekent quo
tashens from the Irish poets. IF You wear
green necktie, and carry short club NV
blackthorn, and bey u short, black pipe
stlckin cut NV your vest pocket, it
will be all the better. In Moo York your
speech may I've mostly devoted to the niger,
and DC particular in this connection to alluz
say id niger" Pint the finger Nv scorn
wind up with glowing triboot to Moo
York.
In PENNsYLvANY-Taritf to the hub. and
NV the highest and most protective kind.
Speek Nv the wealth hidden in her noun
tains, and the necessity uv protection to
develop it. Remind yoOr hearers Nv the CRY !
NV POLK, Dallas and the tariff Of 49," and !
lienounce the free traders bought with |
British gold. Pint the finger Of scorn at |
I'm, and wind up alluz with glowing triboot |
to the greatness Nv Pennsylvany Dodge |
the niger in Pennsylyany, and tie nashnel |
debt also, for the people are mixed. It's |
Jzr biGness before elections to please che
people.
IN THE NORTHwEsT--Accept the new de- |
,arture and assert that NO Democrat desires
o bust the amendments, or hez any idea Nv
my such thing; speek Nv the cOlored man
u man and a brother, and refer gratefully
o his services in the late struggle for the
maintenance OF free government. Denounce
he tariff lin the rora! deestricks) ez a
windle onto the West fer the purpose Nv
,uildin up the bloated manufacturers Nv
NoO England and Pennsylvany, and agin
hem blOated manufacturers pint the with
rim finger OF skOru. Conciood with an
lokent tribOot to the grandeur Nv the
Northwest.
In OHIo-Mixed. In the northern coun-
les accept tie new deparcher-in the
middle and southern. oppose it, Be high
arm IN the iron and coal counties, and free
rade in the corn and wheat counties.
lodge the debt question and pint the finger
v skOrn at them witch wood drag in
relevant ishoos. Conclood with a glowing
ribOOt to the greatnis Nv Ohio.
IN Observation-Disclosures niggerism in all
orms, and urge repoOdiashen ez strongly |
z possible. Say that Kentucky will yoose
Gree, ef need he. rather than permit mig
ers to be on an ekolity with white men.
nd pint the finger wv skOrn at them wich
'oOd DECADE the white man to that level.
with a CLOWN triboot to Ken
lcky.
The Kentucky speech will do for all the
outh exceptln South Carolina and Missis-
ppi. In those States yOOse the speeches
iade for Massachusetts for in these States ,
ie niggers are in the majority. And in
aem the finger Nv skOrn must be pinted at I
ZEN wich wont recognize their manhood. ,
on mite also conclood in these States with !
CLOWN tribo0t 10 their present and ,
lture greatness.
| would also suggest to our speakers the
-rictcst abstainin from in,oxicatin foods ,
,r at least three hours before each speech. :
iker hez a tendency to muddle, and the :
mes require ciearuess. l thought l Good
dulge without danger, and the result Of
'ur drinks WIZ that made the Moo York :
,eech in Pensylvany. and the kentucky {
,eech in Iowa. pinted the finger NV
zOrn at the wrong people in all Nv them i
aces, and got my CLOWN triboots to their !
ccatnis horribly mixed. The speakers may
i themselves eZ they choose after meelins, |
1t never bnlOre.
Eff this pro-. .lnme is faithfully carried i
1t, l have 10 ,,auh. az to the result. Vic ,
Y is ourn Of VIZ don't fool away the oppor-
mites.
PETROLEUM V. NXSBY.
witch WIZ Postmhsterl