Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1871-06-03
Facts and Eancles.

Song OF man going to have tooth
drawn "How happy | would be with
ether"
There is no use of praising the pres
eDt style of ladies dresses, for they are
pulled enough.
In pocket picking, as in almost every
thing else, man never succeeds until
be gets his hand in.
Is there word in the English Lam
guage that contains all the vowels p
There is unquestionably.
An exchange says the Cleveland
Plaimdeaier is the best paper in Ohio.
Even the editors head is red.
"Why are you wrongin saying that my
sisters name is Mary! Because
it's lie, sir-I mean Eliza"
When you hear man say that "Life
is but dream" tread on his eorns and
wake him up. Life is real,
The height of Sabbatarianism--fnd
ing bank nots on the pavement ON a
Sunday, and declining to pick it up.
The reason why editors have their
manners spoiled, is because they re-
ceive so many evil communications.
A Providence man fell dead the
day while directing letter. A warn
ing against directing letters.
Why is the first chicken of brood
like the main mast OF vessel Be-
cause it is a little forward of the main
hatch.
A wedding hreakfast inaugurates the
honey y-moun with eclat; that blissful
period often terminates with--a claw
What is the difference between the
cradle and the grave ? The one is for
the first born, the other for the last
bourn.
A school boy has written composition
on the horse, in which he says il is an
animal having four less, zone on each
corner.
A welcome visi,or--"T could tale
unfold" " Could you Then lose not u
minute bnt 20 instantly TO Mr.. Darwin.
lie will be delighted to see you
Punch.
"Why," said wit, passing the
Charitable Eye and Lar Infrmary in
CHARTS street. BJston, who would
have supposed there Was n charitable
eye or ear il Boston.
4 learned doctor has given his npin>
Ion t.4; tight iae'us il public benefit
inasmueh as it kills oG all the foolish
girls. anu luaves the wise orcs tc
grow 10 w5tnca.
When Gen. Butler plunged so wildly
into poetry the other day about = way,
chat are dark, aud tricks thatarc vain, .
30, it vas remarked that lie drew his
Bret H.arde.
Here is a matrimonial advertisements
cut from contemporary "a young
lady of exterior and pleasan, appearance
wishes to marry gentleman of just
tho same way of thinking.
A traveller. We are told, being in q
wild country where he could find
no provisions for himself or dog, cut of
the dogs tail and broied it for his own
supper, aud then gave the dog the
bone,
A New York wood pavement com
pany is going to fight NIT Sigel, and
have made him It's engineer Franz
has been running the life insurance
pcczhess in New York, but he can do
peter mitout it.
An Observing individual in a very
healthful village, seeing the sexton at
work in a hole in the ground, inquired
what be was about. Digging a grave
sir" digging grave ! Why,
thought people didn't die often here
do they 7" 20 no, sir they never
die but once"
A Frenchman stopping at a tavern
asked for Jacob. "There is no such
person here" said the landlord. 'Tis
not person | want sare, but the beer
warmed with de poker" Well ans
wered mine host, "that's flip" Ah,
yes, sare, you are in de right ; / mean
philip"
In newspapers We have Golden Age,
IRON Age, the Liviag Age, and the
Philadelphia Age. 1t was thought las,
week that the Saus Age had been adj
ded to the list when The Three
Links was announced at Providence, II
[. but it proved to be only new pa
per devoted to Odd Fellowship.
a lady promised to give her maid
$50 as marriage portion. L he girl
got married to man of low stature
and her mistress on seeing him was
surprised, and said: "Well, Mary
what little husband you have got
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