The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1871-09-09
Who Ia Fail:
KY ''GkIS.''

/ Come without FAIL Such
is often the final remark as two
persons separate, the closing par
agraph to II letter, and the en-
phatic substance of dispatch.
Who is this Fail whom every one
is so anxious to have left behind:
What has he done that he should
he perpetually snubbetl
We are inclined to think Fail
is dealt uniustly hy sometimes.
Some business arrangement in
progress, for instance in which
Fail has Il vital interest. \ meet
ing is to he held to consider inn
portant points. All are sum-
moned to attend except Fail, and
each one summoned is strictly
cnjoineG to "come without Fail"
Clearly there is chicauery there.
It wouldn't ne strange if it
should prove dark and .liahoii-
cal scheme to defraud Fail in
some way, or at least to take I'M
tlerhantled advantage to him. If
Fail, heariug Of the way in which
he had been treated. should man
age to get in and burst the whole
thing up, it would lie serving
them no less than they deserve.
4 rich old covey dies, leaving
al immense estate to his heirs.
Fail is Que of the heirs, for Fail
and rich mems heirs arc often
quite closely related. All are
summoned in great haste, yet all
are en!iofned to "come without
| Fail"
We can imagine the l,crrlc kitty
of a lover Oh receiving 4 message
like this from his mistress:
"Come tonight, dearest, aud
come scithoHt E'ail. JULIA"
without Fail p says Angus
tus, in severe and t,crplcNcd re-
tlection; "Fail. Fail, now vho the
dickens is Fail? l dou't know
Fail. never heard of Fail be-
fore. What have to do with
Fail :: And (clenching his fist
and glaring wildly abouO what
has Fail to do with my Julia
Am in the habit OF bringing
other fellows along when | 30 to
spend an evening with her, that
this warning in contountted italics
should he considered necessary
even allowing that l know Fail {
No, much. III hunt TIP thi.
Fail. IN know who tie is tina,
Julia calls Fail so familiarly
without adding Mr.. WithOtt
Fail, indeed This terrcstia
hemisphere will he without Fail
if ] catch him.
I And SO it goes. Poor Fail
the most innocent soul alive, wen
be bound, is snubbetl, ins,,ltetl and
threatened in every way. But
who is fail 1--EiHcin~"ti 7jmrx.
Light hair makes the eyes look
brilliant by contrast. So, by and
by, when the eye becomes
di'nned 10y age, God paints the
hair white, and the tlinness of
the eye is un,crceived. Look at
Il man or woman with dyed hair
Tho eye is as dead as that of !,
sleeping OK. And still these silly
people think they are lcceivius
somebody-tllink that they are
making themselves look younger,
when, in fact, everybody with a
particle Of sense discounts their
foolish attempt ut deception.
Powtleriug the hair gives the eye
an unnatural brilliancy, hence it
is frequently resorted to in court
circles in Europe. But, as II gen.
{ eral thing, young gentlemen ant
old don't try to improve OF di
vinity. God knows best what tt
do, and when He siivers you,
nair with white, or paints YOU
mustache with auburn, He has /:
purpose.
At Lawrence, Kansas, on Sun
day, while u minister was hold
ing forth in the church, n crOwG
got mp a cock fight in the yard
The people who had con.rcgatet
in the church went ont to StoI
the fight, bnt awaited until tn.
= battle was over before Ohiecting
The minister looked ont of tn,
window nj the crowd and said
:; 1--WE are all miserable sinners
!, Z, which whipped -
In Cheyenne, when anythin:
happens, the people consider tina
/, Il religious duty Icvolses upol
them to hold u meeting, and pas
+ resolutions upon it, and SO stron
y has habit become that some cit
= zens of that place, whenever