The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1871-06-04
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goods."
Can lover be called sutton when he don
suit herr
Ont West grain is now raised at all seasons
Warning to Bald Heads" Death loves
shining mark"
Green Grocers-Those who do business O
the credit system.
Muf-A thing that holds a young lady
hand without squeezing it.
Do write and fear not" ID what the girl
say TO their correspondents.
There is q short-sighted man in New Yorl
who Lately took u house for year.
Why are Cashmere shawls like deaf PEG pie
Because you cau't make them here.
Strange, that the more you think of som,
people the less you think Of them.
Here's to Internal improvements" as Dobb
said when he swallowed dose of salts.
The sinners of war-Sutl,rs who seek til,
bubble reputation Ut the soldiers mouth.
Why are birds melancholy in the morning
Because their little bills are all over dow.
If man geta up hen the day breaks can
he DO sud to have q whole day before him.
An apothecary sent in bin to a widow
which ran thus, To curing your husband till
he died." >
At the Salt Lake Theatre pumkin paws the
admission of two people, and they get two
carrots in change.
Although one swallow will not make a sum-
mer' sun PIN naiicionsly inserted in . chair
Will make one spriDg.
my notion of a wife at forty. - said Jerrold
"is that man should be able TO change her
like bsDk-Dote, for two tweDties."
Fame is like Young duck in q mud.puddle.
very easy TO see, very easy to talk about after
Of it. - '' ~ gov n''o
Mr.. Jones, what makes the canary sleep on
enc leg =" don't think anybody makes him,
my dear; think he does it of his own &C.
cord"
his ears boxed the other night Mt Wedding
party for wishing the bride, many happy re-
turns of the day"
What is the difference between a certain
barristerf The former has a dry dock and the
LITTER a dry docket.
"Wby don't you take seat within the bar p,
ASK: asked "a, lawyer Of his client the other day.
bad company" said the other.
"gent" was once asked what kind of a
gar he preferred for wife. One he said |
that wasn't prodi-gal, but frugal, true-1al'
and suited to his conf gal taste.
one OF phi'adelphia's mean young men in
sists that an action against him for breach of
promise OF marriage will not hold, because
contracts made on sunday not binding.
johnny, my SON, You ought to get the habit
OF early rising-the early bird catches the
late, because I'd soon be- full of worms again.
aud have to take more vermifuge."
Among those who went to see the Cardiff
giant In New Haven was q mddle-aged man
" no mad lost his brother by mysterious dis
appearance. and was heard to murmur as he
stepped quietly away, 1t amt him."
Why was it, as m old woman in q scarlet
CLOAK vas crossing field in which goat wan
took placer Because the goat turned to butter
aud the antique party to scarlet runner.
A mile or two from town pedestrian met {
boy ON horseback. crying with cold. Why
way to keep warm" "No," said the boy; its !
; b-t-borrowed horse and, Pll ride him if =
ire, ~
Our doctors front door has not been proper
tents tell him, to be done over again but he Q
ieclines to let it be touched, assigning as his Z
,,, that it looked professional, being o
blistered.n Il
,itchen right off," wants me in the kitchen
lou must have made q mistake, Harry" mo I'll
DON'T. She's making preserves, and she told
ne 10 send her the biggest spoon could find :,
o stir 'em."
Eff had been eatin' dried apples for a x
Teek, an den took to drinkin' for q mont I ~
ouldn't feel more swei'ed up dan do dis min IL
1t wild pride and vanity at seen' such full ti
enhance har this evenin'," said q colored q,
reacher in Louisville. IN
thick.headed squire, being worsted by
idney Smith in an argument, took his reveng. ct
eIclaiming. If had had q son who was it
Very probable" replied Smith, "but see of
nat Your father was of q different mind" n,
That man." said wag "came to Nashua til
rty years ago, purchased a basket, and com
enced gathering rags. How much do yon ca
oppose he is worth now7" 1t was a conun- na
rum we could not answer. Nothing" he no
'ntinued after pause, land he owes for the N NJ
"A. weil-known statesman saw a stone roll -. .e
own a staircase. 1t bumped on every stair TN
IL it came TO the bottom there, of course, it LIST
sted. That stone," said be, "resemb l.s we
% National Debt Of this country; it has It's
lmped on every grade of the community, but be
) weight rests on the lowest" ro
me following "notis" is posted up in the
ttersville (Pa) Hotel. The writer don't be-
we in printers: Sea hear A New Veal Gle
gut Shop is Built in North end of Beth lehem alb
INVITE all men to Come and sea Will At iii,
nu promptly to it to Making old and New IS
asons as cheap as Any Body Els" ,,e
i mere is man in Glen's Falls, New York va
hall lawn IL