Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1871-12-28
DER APPETIZER.

--EN t'A'i tllat Ntl'NlNt NV bipcsoti
Rum bud.
"A delirinu- iowa farmer iumnea
down a well ana it cured him. Go'
we'll
"A bachelor tralogist is acsnAint
ed with all rocks except "roek the
cradle"
-" II all the World were b'ind,"
said an lush clergyman, "nhat n
melancholy SIGHT il would be-"
When Medhll dies the Chicago
ans viii have 10 emhalm him. To
bury him would he inter mcdilling,
Next 10 hnsy bees, hoo,hacks
furnish The brightest rxarnple of i'm
proving thc 4" "shmiug hour"
An lnhiana editor NAYS; We
/ leave to morrow for he county hoy
show and hope Ia take the prize"
The latest cuphnism for red hair
! is Canandaigna color; tanand'agua
being. as every New York Traveller
knows, a ttt}e 5eyoHd 1obam
A nn>ia dealer IN IN Eastern
town announces in his window n srut
mental song. Thou Has loved Me
and Ictt Me lnr twenty five cents"
Quill are things that are some.
times tal<rn from the p'ni,nS Of "nr
goose to spread the opinions of sn.
other
"A bride in indiana, after the con
clusiun of the marriage ceremony,
stepped gracefully forward and re.
qupsted the clergyman to give out
the hymn, Hl'his Is this way long
/ have sousht."
A gentleman was introduced I"
Il young lady recently, and addressed
ihrr rs follows +" w here Io Won live
when >oa are at home ~ To- which
she promptly replied When am
at ht nc | live there
An Irish doctor advrrtiScs that
all persons afflicted with dea'n"ss
may here of him in house it D,tlrN
street. where also | lind persons NAV
see him daily FROM three I'LL ten
o'bldck.
"A lAiy nflired n prayer to st
InnAtiuS for the conversion OF her
husband 4 few days at)crw ard the
man died. What IA good Saint iS
our Iuualius ~ exclaimed the iiSrnu
~oln,r willow; he brstows on us
more benefits than We ask for"
A hnrglar WAS once i,ightcucd
out Of his scheme nf ,obhers by the
sweet simplicity of u 'oi,afy sprnstrr,
who, putting her nigh'.capprd head
out of the window, exclaimed, " Go
away ! amt you ashamed y
before hanging man in
Louisiana they let from fifteen to
forty Reporters for the newspapers
interview him for three weeks
! The poor fellow is then not only HlIl
ing bn, anxons to be hung.
-Prcsi1cnt White lately advised
the Cornell students To ahitre ltenl~
"Tcrrible Trmpta.ion' The book
-tor,s "f ithaca have not been able
no supply the d"mnud for the book
created by this first class advertise.
mrnt.
An exchange saws that blind
/ brggar Who tr"qnpuis the streets of
/ ST Louis, has the ipllnwlus arrrumec
lment affixed to his bo~Dm; Blind !.
/ Father Of four children, the result of
Ia terrible accident" pern,p. hi
foot slipped.
A San Francisco journal sa>s :;
A. rule. It is 10, edud plan 10
visit the hun7p Of 4 reccu'ly married
! lladv tn rGlItct money loaned her
while you were coti,ting her Yourself,
/ We have reason to beIioye that wr
e,e supported il this opinion by Mr.
/ rlwarI Kelly, ot hi, city; bnf as
! Mr. X .iiy is At the hospital, .aFpint
/ from five ga~hps with |mti".knifass
W. have fpre-borre 10 personally con-
/ suit him
The fdIHWidy affecting lines are
Ir.tpat ttnm n EpsI,~h lit, t,-insranc,'
pamphlet rutltlrd " TnankS for the
/ rh ughtrul We consider thrm
-ae2"slive:
Nhen poa, p died and vent heityu.
/ VITA 4ri-f 10 mas "jd lr"j A
I Bat MA 'b,t Etaf va anon aEsuaed
| For p. ~ VA Insured
J Ana wb-a n,i went lherr-~O, haw fanny
/ The office paid her ah The n,orct
--Datjpllne Ia the f,,nily ha- ~,
ohoh disappeared 10 England, il We.
mas indG FROM the ftll"wrng adyrr
rsenrm wtich appeared IN late
number Of the Gdafdtan:
DiscPLlSE, -- Wanted, the ASSET
ancr Of 4 kina, judrioas ladys used
10 gifls, and accustomed to aIpd, tn.
blrrh r6d. Part Of time only tequir
ed. and lihpral terms arranged A
resident ln London p'rtefed, but no,
! es-eni!al.
The NJ Pleasant Press talls ,hia !.
-" A cei lain genilrriiln. wfio. tn
yolvcd 10 domestic troubles, met with
Ia genuine jobs comforter ,Hs
other mBriiiig. Meeting MI old
/ Il