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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
Read the following symptoms:

Read the following symptoms:
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles
Fullness of Blood to the Head, acidity of the
Stomach, Nausea, HEARTBURN, Disgust for
Food, Fulness or Weight in the Stomach,
the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the
Head, Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Flutter-
ing at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating SEN
sations when in Lying Posture. Dimness of
Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull
Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration,
Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in
the Side, Back, Chest, Loins, &c., Sudden
Flushes oil Heat, Burning in the Flesh. Con-
slant imaginings of Evil, and Great Depres-
sion Of Spirits. All these indicate Disease of
the Liver, or Digestive Organs combined with
impure blood.
The use of the Bitters or Tonic will soon
cause the above symptoms to disappear. x.ss1
the patient will become well and healthy.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
Hooaand's Greek Oil.
Hooaand's German Bitters.

4 BITrERs WITHOUT ALCOHOL cR SPIRITS OF
ANY KIND
Is different from all others. It IS composed
of the pure juices or VITAL PRINCIPLE OF
Roors, HERBS and BARKs Cor as incidentally
termed, extracts the worthless or inert por-
tfons of the ingredients not being used.
Therefore, in one bottle of this Bitters there
is contained as much medicinal virtue as will
be found in several gallons of ordinary mix
lures. The Roots, &C., used in this Bitters
are grown in Germany, their vital principles
extracted in that country by q scientific
Chemist and forw arded to the mandatory in
this city, where they are compounded and
bottled. Containing no spiritnous ingredi-
urged against ali others no desii for slim.
ulants can be induced from their use, they
cannot make drunkards, and cannot, under
any circumstances, have any but beneficial
effect.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25

suffused her face again, he felt en-
couraged, and asked her il she was
sorry.
yes she murmured.
And he had the courage to put
his arms about her. and the sun
just went down when Bryant kissed
her.
Nov are you sorry you shot meF
he asked; and she most heartily
said;
NO.
She has never regretted it, for
that shot brought her treasure Of
. husband, and one that would not
take her from the old man.
And that frolic was the last, for
ever hushing the mouths of the
gossiping neighbors, who now say,
MRS. Marshton.' inetsad Of, that
awful wild girl, the pest Of the
place.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25

M0r:tc kn0En.
1t is not necessary to take handful OF
these Pills to produce the desired effect; two
of them act quickly and powerfully. cleans.
ing the Liver, Stomach, and Bowels of all
impurities. The principal ingre 1ient is Pod
ophyllin, or the Alcoholic Extract of Man.
drake, which is by many times more Power
full. Acting, and Searching, than the Mandrake
itself. Its peculiar action is upon the Liver.
cleansing it speedily from all distractions,
the injurious results attached to the use of
that mineral.
For all diseases, in which cathartic is in
dicated, these Pills will give entire satisfac
ton in every case. They never fail.
In cases OF Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,
and extreme Costiveness, DR.. Hoofland's Ger
man Bitters or Tonic should be used in con-
nection with the Pills. The tonic effect cf
the Bitters or Tonic builds up the sy stem. .
The Bitters or Tonic purifes the Blood,
strengthens the nerves, regulates the Liver,
and gives strength, energy, and vigor.
Keep your Bowels active with the Pills,
and tone up the system with Bitters or Tonic,
and no disease can retain its hold, or ever as
sail you.
These medicines are sold by all Druggists
| and dealers in medicines everywhere.
Recollect that il is DIR. HO0FLAND's GER
MAN REAEDIEs, that are SO universally used
and highly recommended; and do not allow
| the Druggist to induce you to take anything
else that he may say is just as good, because
be makes larger profit on it. These Rem
edieS will be sent by Express to any locality,
| upon application to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE,
| ut the GERMAN MEDICINE STORE. 63l
| ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
To a Rat Caught in our Printing Office.

To Rat Caught in our Printing Office.
Thou long-tailed, ebon-eyed, nocturnal ran
ger!
What led thee hither 'mong the types ana
cases.
Didst thou not know that running midnight
Ger standing types is fraught with imm 'nent
danger?
Did hunger lead thee didst thou think to find
Some rich old cheese to fill thy hungry
mawf
Vain hope none but . literary jaw
Can masticate our cookery for the mind.
Perchance thou hast literary taste.
A love for letters, and that sort Of thing ;
But why, thou wire-tailed imp-thous ver-
min-kingl
Didst thou but yesternight devour our paste,
And throw our types in pyramids of Ps!
Thy doom's deereed = here, Towser at him
nvi
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
Hoodand's German Tonic

Was compounded for those not inclined to
extreme bitters, and is intended for use in
cases when some alcoholic stimulant is re-
quired in connection with the Tonic proper
ties of the Bitters. Each bottle of the Tonic
contains one bottle OF the Bitters, combined
with pure SANTA CRUZ RUN. and favored in
such manner that the extreme bitterness of
the Bitters is overcome, forming a prepara-
ton highly agreeable and pleasant to the pal
ate, and containing the medicinal virtues Of
the Btters. The price OF the Tonic is $l.50
per bottle, which many persons think too
high. They must take into consideration that
the stimulant used is guaranteed to be of .
pure quality. A poor article could be fur
nished at q cheaper price, but is it not better
to pay little more and have q good article
medicinal preparation should contain none
but the best ingredients, and they who ex-
pect to obtain q cheap compound will most
certainly be cheated.
They are the Greatest known Rem
edies
For LIVER COMPLAINT, DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS DEBILITY, JAUNDICE,
DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS,
ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN,
and all diseases arising from
Disordered Liver,
Stomach, ,or I'M
PURITY
of the
BLOOD.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
DR.. Hoofand's Greek Oil,
Lightning Cure for all kinds Of Pain 8
and Aches.

kinds of Pains and Aches, such as Rheuma.
tism, Neuralgia, Toothache, Chilblains, Frost
Bites, Sprains, Bruises, Headaches, Pains in
the Back and Loins, Pains in the Back and
Loins, Pains in the Joints or Limbs, Stings
of Insects, Rirgworms, etc.
TAKEN INrERNALLY.-It will cure Kidney
Complaints, Backaches, Sick Headache, Collie,
Dysentery. Diarrhea, Cholera Infantum,
Cholera Morbus, Cramds and Pains in the
Stomach, Fever and Ague, Coughs, Colds
Asthma, etc.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25

HI. +. II Helmb0ld's Extract Buchu
Cares Diseases arising from Impru.
deRces, habits Of Dissipation, etc
in Ill their stages, at little expense, Ittle or
NO change in diet. no inconvenienes, and NO
exposure. Il causes frequent desire, and
gives strength to urinate, thereby removing
obstruetiCns. preventing and curing strict
ures of the Ussthra, allaying pain and inAam.
mation 30 frequent in this class Of diseases,
and expelling all poisonous matter.
Thousand who have been the victims of
incompetent persons, and who have paid
heavy fees to be cured in . short time, have
found they have been deceived, and that the
"poison' has, by the use of"powei full strin-
gents, beeu dried up in the system, to break
out 10 more aggravated form, and perhaps
after marriage.
Use Helmbold's Extract Buchu for all If.
fections and diseases of the urinary organs,
whether existing in male or female, from
whatever cause originating, and no matter of
how long standing. Price one dollar and
fifty cents per bottle.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25

"Don't forget the old folks,
Love them more and moro
As they, with unserinking feet,
Near the shining Shore
Let your woorhs be tender,
Loving, soft and slow;
Let their last days be the best
They have known belowv'
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
Henry T. Helmbold's Improved Rose
Wash

eannot be surpassed ~ Face Wash, and
will be found the only specific remedy in ev.
cry species Of cutaneous affection. Il speedi-
ly eFadicatss pimples, spots, scorbutic dry.
ness, ,induFatious Of the cutaueous N membrane,
etc., dispsls rsdnsss and incipient inflama.
tion, hives rash, moth patches, drypess Of
the scalp or skin, frost bites, and sli purpo-
ses for which salves or oiniments are used;
restores the skin to Q state of purity and
s0ftness, and insures continued healthy ac-
tiOn ~ the tissue of its ssels, on which de-
ponds the agreeable clearness and vivacity of
complexion 30 much sought and admirei.-
But however valuable as . remsd for exist
ing defects of the skin, II. +. Helmbold's
Rose Wash has long sustained its principle
claim to unbo unded patronage, BY possess ing
qualities which render il a toilet appeudage
Of the most superlative AMI cougenial char
acter, combining in an elegant formula those
prominent requisites, SAFETY and efficacy
the invariable accompaniments of its use
As q preservative and reiresher Of the COM
piexion. 1t is an excellent lotion for diseas-
ss ofa syphilitic nature, and as an injection
Tor diseases of the Urinary organs, arising
from habits OF dissipation, used in connec.
tion with the Extracts BuchL, Sarsapar ar;lla.
and Cawtaba Grape Pills, in such diseases a,
recommended cannot be surpassed. Price
81 90 per bottle.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
HENRY +, HELMBOLD,S
CONCENTRATED
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
THE GREAT DIURETIC.

Has cured every case Of Diabetes in which Il
hss been given. Irritation Of the neck of the
bladder and Inflammation Of the kidneys, nj
ceration Of the kidneys and bladder, retention
Of urine, diseases Of the prostrate gland,
in the bladder. calculus, gravel. brick
and for enfssbled and delicate constitutions
Of both sexes, attended with the following
sympto ms Indisposition to exertion, loss Of
power, loss OF memory, difficulty Of breath
ing, weak nerves. trembling. horror of dis
ease, wskefulness. dimness Of vision. pain in
the back, hot hands, flushing of the body,
dryness Of the skin, eruption OF the face. pal.
lid conntenance, universal iassitude Of the
muscular system, etc.
Used by persons from the ages OF eighteen
TO twenty five, and from thirty.fve to fifty
five or 10 the decline or change Of life; after
confinement or labor pains; bed-wetting in
children.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25

Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines. '"'
Evidence Of the most responsible and reli-
able character furnished on application with
hundreds of thousands of living Witnesses
and upward of 10000 unsolicited certificates
and recomuendatory letters, many of which
are from the highest sources, including emit
nent physicians, clergymes, statesmen. etc.
The proprietor has never resorted to their
Publication in the newspapers; be does mot
do this from the fact that his articles rank n
standard preparations, and do not need 10 hs
proppsd up By certificates. "
H. t. Helmbold's Genuine Prepar.,
tiOns.
seryation. 'io1H W
Established upward Of twenty years. SoA
oy druggists everywhere. Address letter.
i0riniormation, in confidence to Henry I.
Helmbold, druggist and chemist.
only dsPoss: b. +. Helmbold's drug and
chemical warehouse, No. 594 Broadwae. N.v
York, or to d. 7. Heln,boid's medical denot
Ioa south Tenth street, Philadelphia. Pa.
beware OF counterfeits. Ask Tor Henri
Hsimbold's Take no other.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25
DR.. Hoofland's Podophyllin
Oh SUBSTITUTE FOR MERCURY PILL.
TWO PILLS A DOSE.

The most powerful, yet innocent, Vegetable Ca
thar.ic kno,cn.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1871-03-25

Humbold's Extract Buchu, il diuretic and
blood. purifying, and cures al diseases ari-
sing from habits of dissipation, and excesses
and imprudences in life, impurities Of the
blood, etc, superosdiag ooPsibs in affections
for which IL is used, and syphilitic affections
lin these diseases used in connection with
Helmbold's Rose Wash.
LADIES.
In many affections peculiar to ladies', the
Extract Bachu 10 unequalled BY any other
remedy-as in chlorosis or retention, irregu-
lArisy, painfulness or suppression Of custo-
mary evacustions, liberated or chirrus state
Of the uterua, leucorrhoea or whites, sterility,
and for all complaints incident to the sex,
whether arising from indiscretion or habits
Of dissipation. II 10 prescribed extensively
by the most eminent physicians and mid.
wives for enfeebled and delicate constitutions
OF both sexes, and all ages attended with any
of the above diseases or symptoms.)
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-01-03
Judge GOrdOn's Will.
The Mysterious Disappearance.
nHE clocks were striking midnight.-

TNllE clocks were striking midnight
4 threw a pile of exchanges on the
floor, upset chair and an inkstand, caught
u glimpse in cracked glass of half doz-
en- fierce faces with disheveled hair and
whislecls and felt ashamed Of myself |
was cross and sleepy.
had just bought out the Daily Budget
an exceedingly diapidated sheet, establish
ed some years ago by old judge Gordon to
help him into Congress. According to
all accounts it helped him considerably the
other way. 1t appears the judge expected
to astonish the world with the wit and
learning Of "The Budget !" but was more
astonished himself to find that the world
was too dull to see its wit, and too ignorant
to appreciate its learning, for nobody cared
10 read it. He was an obstinate fellow,
however, and although he possessed house and
lands, the best horses in the country, and
the handsomest daughter, by strange
freak Of fancy he took most pride in the
Budget, which he continued to publish to
the end of the chapter; that is, until one
day he was found dead in the editorial chain
with the editorial pen in his grasp, and an
unfinished editorial on the desk before him
entitled Ethics Of the Ancient Greek
Philosopher"
Frank Grentham-half-nephe Of the dc
ceased--profanely intimated that that odi
,oral was enough to kill anybody.
When the paper was sold at auction, the
auctioneer knocked IL down with a pro
fessional groan to an aspiring young repor
ter for the Transcript, who had saved {
few hundred, and fancied he could produc'
better paper than that old and delightful
sheet.
That ambitious young man was myself
and now worked night and day to built
up my paper
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1871-01-03
THE CARRIERS ADDRESS.

Bllthely moving! gayly smiling!
Comes to us the bright New Year
Scattering blessings all around him,
Full OF hope and full Of cheer.
Passing from the blue Pacific
Tothe stern Atlantic shore,
As the whitewinged Dove Of Promise
Moved with tidings glad, OF yore.
With a sterner mission comes he
To the nations Of the East:
VultureS there their beakS arc WhettnE
Ger the CORY battle feast.
Thrones are tOt'ring. crowns are shaking.
And the people mutter low.
Words OF menace. threats OF vengeance,
Aiming for the coming blow.
The Sultan, in his palace trcmbleS;
Troubled. too, the icethrOned Gar;
Shakes the kingdom Of the British
At the mcnaces of war
While the crash OF musketS rattle,
And the hOarSer cannon's roar
Tell that thOusands--FTcnch and PruS-ians
Now are red with human gore.
Dut adicu to struggling Europe.
God send peace IN his own way;
May He, too, preserve orr nation,
Guide and bless from day to day.
80 that neither Grant nor Sumner,
Nor McCrcary- dangerous ELF!
Bring disgrace upon the Country,
AS has each upon himself.
But adicu to Congress also;
Now, at least, is not the time,
When its worth deserves the notice
OF more than passing rhyme,
And Wen note what's worth the telling.
or events occurring here.
UOw the burning OF q dwelling
Spread its horror far and near.
Mid the smoke and gasses SmOtl'rlng
Roasting in the angry flame
Father, mother, sister, brother,
Helpless die ere morning came.
Awful death! And soon a jury
Win be called and sworn to try
IL there lives wretch among us.
Who had doomed them thus to die.
ynt, 4 few words. now, more pleasing:
Ere close these llmping rhymes,
III record the rapid progress,
Which distinguishes THE TMEs.'
just one year ago told you
We would then enlarge our sheet;
No,C nelC increase Is needed.
All demands to rightly meet
Ana so large is our subscription
What dared not then to DREAM
A power press we've introduced,
And Print our paper nO,O by steam.
But send you all my greeting
Wish you health, and wealth. and joy.
And length Of life to read our paper
I'm truly yours. the Carrier Boy,
TOM.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1871-12-09
MOhammedans in Brazil,

a curious but interesting story rela
tive to the Mohammedans III Brazil, is
now being repeated from the Abdur
rahman Efendi, a Brazilian journal,
written In arabic. A few years ago, be
fore the existence of the Suez Canal.
the Turkish Government had occasion
to despatch a man OF war to Bassora,
which thus had to make the long iourn
ey through the Mediterranean and the
Atlantic, round the Cape, through the
Indian Ocean and the Persian Gull
The vessel was forced by stress OF
weather to run in for shelter at Rio dc
Janeiro. To the intense surprise of one
of the officers, n number Of MOhamme-
dams were found among the black pop
ulation of the capital. Their Islamism
has indeed suffered greatly by the
length OF time and the distance from
their co-rehgionists.
Thus, they no longer tasted Ill the
Ramadhan, but in the month Shaban
they knew nothing as to the time Of
prayer; none of them knew Arabic
their marriages and their funerals were
consecrated by Catholic priests, by
whom also their children were baptized.
Nor was the astonishment ali on the
side of the newcomers. The black
Mohammedans were not a little sur
prised to see any faithful of white
complexion. According to their expe-
rience, all the white people were Chris
tians, while all the Mohammedans were
black. With the permission of the au-
thorlties Mohammedan teacher left
the vessel and soiourned at Rio de ia
nero, Bahia, and Pernambuco, in order
to instruct his co-religionists there M
the elements of their common faith,
and to educate some of them sufficient
ly to enable them to read the Koran III
the original, and, in short, to thorough
~ reform them. He now estimates the
number of these black MussulmanS at
Rio at no less than 10, 600.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1871-12-09
The Yellowstone.

The second expedition to the Yellow
stone recently returned from that region
with stories even more marvellous than
those brought by the Dangford party
of 1870. It has been said, III the west,
that every man who goes up there loses
his reputation for veracity. But we
suppose the most incredulous will be
compelled to believe the account of
Prof. Hayden, who had charge of the
government expedition of 1871 and it
is proved by scientific measurements,
made by him, that Langford had-with
the bug bears of unbelief and a lost
character before his eyes-in many
cases greatly underestimated the height
and depths and distances. We believe
we do not err IN stating that the Gains
Judgment Of science accords with the
enthusiastic declaration of the first ex-
plOrers, 'there is not on the globe an
other region where, within the same
limits, Nature has crowded SO much of
grandeur and majesty with so much OF
novelty and wonder
One OF the most striking peculialities
of the scenery is the wild, fantastic
prodigality OF color-ard this feature,
with the picturesque formations and
grand sweeps and stretches OF land
scape, We shall hope to see faithfully
repoduced upon the ample canvases
which [. Moran, who accompanied the
expedition, intends to devote to these
unique, magnificent, and congenial sub
Jects. - Ihe OLD Cabinet :" Scri5ner'S
for December.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1871-12-09
Passengers Versus ii Conductor.

The San Francisco Bulletin recently
related the circumstances of q very GU
rious contest between the passengers
and conductors on the Central Pacific
Railroad, between Ogden and Sacra-
mentO. The facts as narrated are, that
a delicate woman, who had lost every
thing by the Chicago fire, was granted
by Pullman pass to California, coun-
tersigned by Hammond, The lady was
very thinly clad, having thin alpaca
dress, 10 shawl or wrap, and no wool
en- undergarments. She was accom-
panied by her little sister six or seven
wears old AT Omaha the General
Ticket Agent Mr.. Kimbau, indorsed
her pass Second class. = The lady
strongly excited the sympathy of the
passengers, who treated her with great
kindness. She was allowed to contin-
Ne in the irst-class car through the
first division, but the conductor of the
second division proposed to remove
her to the second-clasS car. The pass
enger lose IN rebellion against this,
as the poor woman was not III proper
health and without adequate clothing.
They offered to pay the difference be
tween the first and second class price,
S33, but the conductor would except
nothing less than full frst-class fare
The passengers refused to accede to
this extortion, and proceeded to fortify
themselves in the car in order to forci-
bly, resist the conductor. That official
prepared to switch the car of the REBEL
ious passengers off the track, and they
finally purchased a ticket for the woman.
But the conductor demanded fare foT
the child; after much difficulty, and
telegraphing to headquarters, the re-
belhon was quoted, and the train went
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1871-12-09

An English fireman, named Joseph
Andrew Ford, recently died In a gallant
manner, and has awakened hearty
expression of sympathy and admiration
throughout England. Here is the
story
A chemists house on the Grav's
1t was two o'clock in the morning-the
stiffness of the dark hours. The alarm
was given, and, fortunately for six per
sons whose lives he saved, Ford was in
charge OF the escape at the Holborn
station He found five terrified people
at the windows of the flaming building,
vociferating for help and, scorning the
perils of his adventure, he landed them
out Of danger, one by one. But his
task was not ended.
A woman, maddened with fright, APP
peared, shrleking, at one Of the upper
windows-and between her and the
brave fireman sheets of fame were play
ing by this time His final work was
must pass through fire to the window,
where the hapless creature was clamor-
ing for life. But Ford was equal to
the task, and again boldly mounted the
ladder. The canvas bag of the machine
caught-and the fireman was irrevo-
cably doomed. For some moments he
remaineden tangled in the burning mass
literally roasting alive. When he
fell, he was a MORALLY wounded man.
He helmet was actually forced into HI S
head. His injuries were of the most
fearful character: and after few hours
of unspeakable agony, he died-a hero,
If ever hero spoke, or walked the
earth. The funeral of the unfortunate
man was attended by thousands of per
sons