Centre Hall reporter. [volume] (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1868-1871, 1871-03-03

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Facts nna FangErn
The espiiAltO begin lie with-A saBi-
hi wife
Nearly everybody ~ down an slinpaFy
MidewhlkM
One poultry fancsr n caliionsia hns
Al, 600 hens.
A good wny to expand y0HF ehent--
carry . big heart y.
The Wild geese ere said 10 be ilegfn-
4 ing their flight NOR Inward
why nre presidents Like vhgabpnan 7
Because they are hsAoclated with vices Y
A lawyer in Indiana recently threw an
inkntmnn mf 10 presiding amhWn nnh Whn
sent 10 jmil for aiK months
A Maine paper nosang that he tbfr-
nlomrter ih y degrees below zero, informs
ita readers tAfht nnlnphoF iAn cur@ fDF
mosquito bites.
The amount Of ice that viii Be cut in
Che vicinity "a Boston win mot be much
Inan lhan 500, ,00D Toms, thm MfwasA mwup
] nv far foF many years.
InfanliIe u0unnlrum Why j. baby
like htnd of wheat BenAhnn M iR
firaf rrnsHlnd, and then tlHrmfhAd MnA GAA-
any becomea the n0#rf 0f the family.
Thiriecn ihonaand nine hnndred ard
afrrGv-tw0 fant "a tnmneling hhFn been
completed thFuHH itn mnfFth nf Nhn
! Hoosae. ana II SO feet reEnmin Cd he
.duR throngh.
The Hon. MF. Jolnann. inn thR hnnmte
IN thA State nf Mississippi, hnH intrDdmD-
"a ~ act 10 punish WITH imprisonment
gany one who naes prpfane language pn
az Sabbath
Some nanghty boys In Penn Yan. Aba
other dAv. 0Ennfnented mu old gothic
hnfsn. hiichnd 30 nn mwning post with
Stplem card aiRm, which rnmh Oats
wanted inquire within.
The consumption III Artisltial HDwers
of al hindsin the Uniind STATES nznqnnta
40 something 0rnr klh, 000u uQl9 WORTH nn-
nnnliy. They have been Fnndn chiefly in
France, bat should be madein tlzis com
CRY.
A snrmmmmmt whnnm hmMhmad Mmmlly
beat her, ran home to her father w COM
filnin, and the old mar win greAt incig-
patton said Tell youf husband that Il
AA ever beats my daughter again. 1'n
beat his wife
A Holt County No. paper adveEtis-
ea ms follows :. Mmnted.A school
teacher with plenty uf mnnrARr Mt the
Pride az the Prairie HrhnnlhuunH, lDHa-
7 ted in the Lower fissourl river bottom,
In shis nounty' ANtik
aomethfnR for ths mnrmlAinn hnd play
uriglta. Your hero kills ypW hnruinP
By : poisoned postage starnp, which he
sends her i'm note requesting an nn-
4 swrr. and grtR the pvihcnrh pf guilt Into
f his hands aRain Nv return mail
II say. boy. Is there anything 3 shoot
around here " inquired 3 sportsman ot
bow he met Ny Well. replied HlAn boy.
Anoihing Just nhout hhrns but cur
schoolmnster i inst ouer the hi1 cutting
birch rods yoa might yak MP and pop
him over.
A correspondent al 4 Berlin paper
writes that the inhahisants a the country
and the small towns IN France nrn in-
dnsiri0us. frugal, virtuuuAr Mrd in com
Portable circumstances, but lack public
spirit being content Il they ean gos
along unnolestnsl
A prominent lHry ecodA merchant of
Boston IA said 70 hsFe worked hall nn
an hDur on the foll0wine rrupoxtlqR,
and Jailed 10 give an nnRwer Az funr
naom build stone wMl Im mine MANM
4 how long Wilt take five men 10 build N
/, Ike wall IN SIX days
When nit IL airy on Moanf washington,
they obtain Hhe force nf flAe wind hy' go-
Y IND only rod or 10 from the door. au iHs
TO expsae Che instrument faily nnd tlaen
aia or lie down. na nD pensDnlcam Htnlmi
lnr m single nnmemk mnMimMA tMm tmEMhRe
gnlea which prevail there.
/ A COW in C0nneciicut barn the qfhar
might parted its halter end EavngelN ~
tackled a horse standing in fhe next
stall The mninaal apparently rasNSfHu
desperately, but was found next morhirlg
lneaflv dead. iiH bowels protrndihg Arohn
NNpp wound cmuBeH wv tAie hpWmA ufl tlAe
COW. A4 A9F VIZ
A Duluth editor. uho has sssayed as
Car eastward aa New York. writes lin rap
lures 10 hia paper 0f tlafpnpnle Qf Allht
remote region. He saFs How diiler-
ent the folks do act ! How green they
look What Mn air nf primitive ihno-
rcnce there IN aboit them How pleased
they seem 10 bel They never .heanti et
Duluth - stt ~ st
The Worcester Eerni4e 6iazrf+ thus
aisposes cE ~ Mary's LambsR :
MARY had little lsinb s