Oregon Republican. [volume] (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, 1870-10-01

ated by all the laws, principles and at>
tributes of the Deity in fnite perfec.
ton.
You ask, how is this to be accom-
plished? / answer, by the same rule
that all degrees of atomic changes and
advancement have been heretofore at
tained by progression onward and up
ward. On this continent, all minerals,
nil vegetables, all animals, all types OF
men have met. They are constantly
dying, as we say; changing their forms,
AS the types of men die, they cast
their atoms into the circumambient at,
mosphere, that grand laboratory of dis
integrated atoms and discovered attrac
tions. These atoms, alive with their
attributes, are drawn by the ever on
ward and upward tendency of attrac-
ton or creative energy, into new and
morse harmonious organizations. 4
few generations hence the true born
American will not present specimens
of the dog head, the horse head, the
bird head. or the sheep head. but will
that roundness and complete fulnes
aud pcrfeetness of form, that now
sometimes found in individuals, excites
in the observing Psychologist, the sweet
es. satisfaction and hope.
With al few references to prove my
main position, that man is auatomically
related to his inferior friends, the do
mestic stripes or races | have mentions
ed, will submit ms argument to the
Judgment of my enlightened audience.
The peculiar diseases of these animal
groups become epidemics amongst II Q
young Of the human types. We have
the .cow pox," the "chitken pox," tie
hog measles the "dog Itch the
''horse whooping cough" the "sheep
1cab scarlatina," etc.
Perhaps | ought to mention that the
rest of the nations of the earth arc
mixtures OF the six prominent classes
| have proved. The Turk il gallinine.
porcine and bosiEe, hence is roliganic
and being porcine or self.appropriative
is jealous; as the poet has sung of hin ,
s.1 ss sus sbaned Turk, he scarns the wor,d.
lie struts about with bis whiskers curled.
He's hundred wives under lock and key
That nobody else but himself may sce'
The Russian is canine, porcine and
bovine, which combination gives his
temperament or cross of the Russian
hear the Chinaman is porcine, ovine
and bovine; the Egyptian is canine
and ovine; the Esqaimaux is porcine
and canine; the trishman is porcire,
wine and bovine the German is strorg
ly porcinc. and can come nearer m K
ing with the Jew than any other co.
pie.
Animals also have their combinations
The bear is hog and wolf. or poreine
and canine. The lion is a bison and
cat, bovine and feline The elepha, {
rs bison and hog. The camel is BIZ
son aud sheep. Fish also have their
resemblanccs and relationship. The
salmon is sea dog the walrus a sea
horse the porpoise sen hog the whale
a ca COW or bison. But | have not
ine now to further analyze
TO recapitulate my theory and no.
menclature, with the ruling groups of
brain organs:
lst, or lowest: Canine. indian
the carnivorous kingdom, the Wild Beast
Man, ruling group in the human brain,
the destructive.
I'd. Ovine Negro,-the sheep king
dom, the eland aud hipopotamus.-
Group of brain, adhesiveness and the
affcctional.
Sd. Gallinine: Frenchman the
bird kingdom, plumage, dress, fashions,
polygamic, fghting, Amative group
prcdominating of conrse highly mod>
fled by the intellectual.
4th.. The porcine or hog kingdom !;
tho Jew--exclusive, q peculiar peo>
ple," mixing with no other. Self,car-
ing race. combining Group of facul>
ties--the alimentative and gustative.
5th. The bovine or ti,on kingdom :
Johnny Bull, its highest earthly type
.and representative. Group of facul.
ties--the approbative.
9th. The equine or horse kingdom :
The American, the nation of speed, ac-
ton, energy, free pasturage of the
world of steamboats,. raj roads, ligat~
ming trains. Will equalize the world
The whole ruling group Of faculties.
self-conscious power, energy, or esteem.
.-~,-~>.0.>-~~~s~
A Cincinnati Judge went swimming
and the boys stole his clothes, which
compelled him to walk home through a
tickiy populated street dressed only 10
an umbrella and chew of tobacco.
He will see that there are several ju
venile funerals if they only give hlm
half chance.
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A member Of the Pennsylvania Leg
islaiure, 10 defending mothers>in. law,
said II know 'em, Mr.. Speaker.
Have had several. They're good and