The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-11-20

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An Gard players know : good deal
Arfo aiding sign- the pawnbroker's.
xn4ko1s dghtsztwo drunkards.
taken to b well shaken-Paris.
"a eyer ready to scraps an acquaint-
the barber
~ xonne Iady who, was up with the
now down with tho Tbeumatism.
y xsme OF cards good deal depends
y gsed plAyin Aa6 good playing ON :
ia ctst.pIckipg, = in everything alee,
h man never snccesds until he gets hzs
band In.
sAt certain age, If onr home eontAins
be children, it will probably be full Of Soi-
- or vices.
stars are clearly the best astronomers,
k1SSsanse they have studded the heavens
|nlnce the creation.
VVhat differences there 10 In young men
= II "a easy for some of them to pop the
lneation as it il for others to pop corn..
7 WHY are pimples on a dfunkard's face
4fke the cuts in q wOuld-be witty London
speri They are illustrations Of Punch.
Voltage. Who is : single man, Is generally
Dnaidered honest, but says there are times
hen his fingers have itched to hook
hess. -
Little four year old the other day non
ussed its mother BY making the following
hurry, Mother, II man - mater,
Mt woman mystery !"
"a conutry paper tantalises it's readers
m this atrocity: Have ron heard of the
- mo Uot ahot fs ssGot shotl No; how
lie ret shotfn . He bought 'em."
lsMy dear doctor,r said lady, (" suffer
"a deaf with my eyes" Be patient,
dame,n he replied; "you you'd probably
fer great deal moro without them,"
4 oensus tsker in Missouri has found one
married woman who acknowledged to
AGE Of thirtyi He wrote "heroine" OPP
aite her name. But IT 10 since Ascertain
that she is . widow.
3 What do you know of the character OF
q man 81 was asked of witness at Q
k1ire court the other day. "What do
~ Of his character know it to be
S6ieachable, your honor" replied he,
BIZ emphasis.
"a Dutcbman, in describing pair Of
Eses he had Lost, said, "Dey Wa very
keh alike, 'speciaiiy the ON one. vI ms
Eher from which; when went after one
ways caught de oder, and whipped d
most dead because de oder kicked me-
II ssout. Jolly looking mendicant recently
errd q shop in Dublin, aud asked thu
~ for charity. He shook his head anc
"a, 81 am not able to give anything.
Be beggar, in quita q cheer'a! Tone
" you be long in the same position"
An ;,l-humored English wife, abusing he
8nsband ON account Of his-mercenary dis
Xoeition. told him if she were dead b
IEOuid marry the DEVILS eldest daughter,
ashe could get anything by it. s'Thats true,
||iSFeplied the husband, "but the wOrst OF !
ls, that in England one can't marry two Sic
ters."
FE charlee-ssTell me, Laura, why that sad
ss.s Tell me WIN that look of care
why has Aed that look of gladness that tn
tfaee was wont to wear7" Laura-"Charle'
&k,tis useless to dissemble; well my face ma
wear frown, for I've lost my largest hall
pin, aud my chignon's coming down."
We overheard two negroes the other da
E$srcuipg about the creation OF the worit
when one said, ode world rested on tuf
Esfle,s bsck-de Bible ses co." els dat so
What does it say dat de turtle rested on
kk Hush yodr mouf, big niggah, you ps gon
+ md broke up de argument"
Fl "a The Chicago Tribune declares that horac
frealey lately visited q Western tow
+ here swearing. is punished by me
Eenty-fiye cents for each offence. Som
n xts,le his umbrella and put litter
ktens in his old hat, and by compromisin
Ut = matter. the $500 he got for his iectu'
80 paid for his swearing, and "a over.
Canning and another gentleman wei
k8bking &C o picture Of the deluge; the al
L q i'm the middle distance; IN the fore o.
/ E elephant was seen struggling with
L "a. al wonder" eaid tho genuemal
+ $hat the elephant did not secure an lnsle
3ace.n :" He VISA too late, my friend r
led Canning; "he was detained packn
8 his trunk
sss2f| "A oueer genius had made frequent pr
sises to his friends that he would put
md to himself. One stinging cold mig
ia - vowed he would go ont and freeze
am. About eleven o'clock he retdrn.
FL a yerine and rubbing HE fingers.
E NJ Won freezef Z" asked loving relatiV
Ia nv love ~ said the pseudo suicide, wh'
IS frcexe I mean to take . warmer night tb'
h Dis for it,"
81 "a pbysician having visited q sick la
81 RING a storm, she expressed concern
|F S47a having come. so far in such bad Weatns
/ ~ which the doctor unluckily replied, "
- dame. I have another patient In ii
se&$iohborhood, and by that means, y
rCw. kill two birds with one stone
F. Doctor. - answered the lady, "you are c
bod a shot for me-" and dispensed WI
is further attendance.
nj /" Massa Tom! Massa Tom! y, MAJ
fom, how's Il gwine to get down ols "a q
81 81 exclaimed young Niger rom !.