The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1870-01-22

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A BARE BEAR.


ABARE BEAR
aaaHe With whskefs thick upon my face, s
lsa Iny-fair ssei
s1 shesold she could never love
r A bear ''-faced chap like IA st'.1t sts1
shaved theIn clean then salIsd agzin, tlssst.flf
~ And thought nay troubles Ger. u sed sqs
.-1 she lapgfsd outright. and said was zr. mo,
-a3idHa hIore $ baFe-faeed than before. a.e.
A wag proposes to publish new & paper
called the The Comet, with an original tail
every week. 1aag7a d l1fhus
The DEF1SIrToS OF a 'GExTL EAIAx. One
who has no business in this world n7a .'.s
minister at an eatinghouse gave Che
ORDER : Roast beef well done, good and
4aithfal servant"
Mrs. Paftingt6n says that, because some
girls are stars it isno reason why they should I
be regarded as heavenly bodies - sdi |
saoTo CAToH MIcaE.- On going to bed pht
crumbs of cheese in your mouth, and lie /
withslt opens when mouse's whiskers
tickle your lips, bite. y,ua 87s( VIM.
pa DutcS doctor has published a medical
tract, in which he maintains that ladies of
weak nerves should s not be permitted to
sleep alone" It's said that the tract is Ia
great demand F" = TlA
Why are ladies the greatest thieves in ez-
istence? uec ~
Because. they steel their petticeats, bone
their stays, crib their babies, and hook their
dresses. aio8 E Z 81 se5as ~ .ra-s7
Here is an epitapb found on tomb stone
not long since eas..s ...... -..,
80 : g Beneath this stone-a lumPot clay s
,.f.tr Lies Isabella Young.
who. on the twenty-fOurth Of May, - -'t
Began to hold her tongue" .i.' ~ thtt
"A lady was recommending to a gentleman
s medicine for the govt. s-~
sa. II know many who praise it to the skies,
she said :, see--, f. ~. .-..l.a ~
80 No doubt, madam, said he ...foF it
has sent many to the. skies to praise it, 70
A young lady was alighting from an ON
nibus, when ribbon fell from her bonnet
to the floor of the stage .''l q
sai You have left your bow behind, re-
marked lady passenger. .4 aof
= No, 7 havn't; he's gone a fishing, inno-
Gently exclaimed the damsel
A lady who was very modest and submis
siVe before marriage was observed by her
friend to use her tongue pretty freely alter
. There was time when almost imagined
she had none" Yes" said her husband,
I. with sigh, " but it's pery long since ]" -
We remember. having heard of man
who was too lazy TO say his prayers. He
ever and tied them to the foot of his couch.
Befere retiring he would hold them up and
exelaim, g Them's my sentiments, and
aathen jump into bed. eaal bfas a.s
D2s sEcoND Lows DO you belive in second
love, Mister McQuade ?" "ei
"Do believe in second love? Humph
If man buys pound of sugar, isn't il
swate and when it's gone, don't he wan
another pound, and isn't that swate, too
Troth, Murphy, do belive in second love
suoI WANTs.-A contemporary wants a FIFE
and drummer to beat time for the q" marcel
iaof intellect; p pair of snuffers to trim thu
light of other days = ring that wall fit thu
finger of scOrn; a1oose pulley to run thu
'sshaft of envy and a new cushion for thu
seat Of Government
A chap out in Michigan wanting wife
not as an ornament of society," but as
useful member thereof, thus advertised
Any gal what's got bed, coffee pot,
skillet and knows how to cut out britches
can make a hunting-shirt, and knows HOY
to take care of young uns, ken have m
services till death parts on US.
p 81 Will there be any ministers there? /
BE- Highland Scotch minister, being much dis
concerted by the putting up of umbrellas
/. here and there IN a congregation which b
ID was addressing in the open air, on the sue
- den appearance ef summer shower, shoe
7ji his head grimly, and fixing his eyes on til
% innovators, said with dreadful solemnity
s'Ah, ma freens, ma freens, there u be ma
iunabfeIlaS IN belly
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