Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-08

Physician of this celebrated institution, has
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Effectusl Remedy in the world tor ell
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, IGyolun-
tsry Discharges, Impotency, General Debility
Nervousness; Dyspepsia. Languor Low GPlrlls'
Confusion of Ideas Palpitation of the Heart
Tmidity, Trembling, Dimness OF Sigh: or 1ld-
dinsss, Disease ofthe Head, Throat, Nose or
| or BoWels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and SOL
| itary practices mere fatal to their victims than
the song of the Syrens to the Mariners Of Ulys-
ticipations, &C.
YOUNG MEN
Especially, who have become tho Victims 0.
| Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to An untimeiy
grave thousands of young mon of the most ex-
| ated talents and brilliant intellect who might
| otherwise have entranced listening Senat2s
with the thunders of eloquence, or. walked TO
estacy heliVing Tyre, may call with full conh'
dence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contempla.-
| ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
| (Loss of Procrestive Power-lmpotency, Ner-
vous Excitabiity, Palpitation, ORGANIC Weak
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsqusl-
fcaton, speedily relieved.
| He who places himself under the care OF Dr.
J. may religiously confde in his honor G5 .
| gentleman and confidently rely upon his skill!
as physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
| This distressing Aifection-which renders
| life miserable and marriage impossible-is the
| penalty paid by the victims OF improper in
| dulgencies. Young persons are too apt TO COM
NIT excuses from not being aware OF the dread
| full consequences that may ensue. NOW, VINO
that understands the subject will pretend to de-
ny that the natural powers arc lost sooner
| by those falling into improper habits than by
| the prudent2 Besides being deprived OF the
pleasure of healthy offspring, the most serious
| and destructive symptoms of both body, ana
| mind arise. The system becomes deranged, Inc
PHYSICAL and Mental Functions weakened.-
7 Loss of Procreatiye Power, Nervous lrrtability,
| Dyspepsis, Palptation of tho Heart. lEdlgcs.
| tioh. Constitutional lbllty and Wasting OF
| the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trlhlng Pretend-
ers and their Deadly Poison, should apply i'm
| medistey.
DIR. JOHNSTON,
| Member of the Royal College of Surgeons,
London, Graduate IF one of the most eminent
| Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part Of whose iln has been spent in the hospitals
| Of London Pare, Phil.dei phla and elsewhere,
has effected som"o The most astonishing cure:
that were ever known; man, troubled Will
| ringing in the head and ears when asleep. great
nervousness ueing alarmed ri sudden sounds,
bashfu. ness, with frequent bIushlng, attended
sometimes with arrangement OF mind, were
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. j. addresses all those who have injured
L. Il - ~
f ting them for either busnes, study, .ociety or
| uArrlage
These are some Of the ssd and melancholy
IT Cts produc-d by tn eai ly habits OF y4u!h
| VIZ Weakne ot the Back aud Limbs Pains
| it, The Head, uI-nn-ss vi Sight Lusa Of Mus.
cular wer, Palp' alton OF hr Heart, Dyspcp.
sis Nervous lrritabilty, Deransement OF the
| Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp'
toms VI Consumption, &C
mEhT.LL, he fearful "tfects on the MIND
d, @ much t. be dreaded Loss ot uem Jry, Con
fusion of Ideas, Dep cs,ion OF Spirits Evl:
Forebodings, Aversion To society, elf Dlstrust,
Love Of solitude, Tim dily. &C, are some Of the
evils pr dnced.
Thousands of persons Of all ages can now
Judge what Is tue cause Of their declining
health, losing their vigor becoming weak, pale,
nervous and enaclated having II singular 'p
| pearan, . abou. the oyes, cough and symptoms
of Consumption.
YOUNG ii IN
Who have injured themselves by cei<,-.n
practice, already described, haoIt ire
6u.ntiy learned from evil COMPANIONS or n.
school, the effects oC which are nighLy l':lL,
even when asleep, and il not cured, rn"der5
marriage impossible, and destroys boti mad
and body, should app' immediately.
| What pity that young man, the nope 81
b 8 country, The prldo Of hIs parents, should
be snatcheI from all prospects and enjoyment
vi life b9 the consequence OF devlatlng lro:h
the path Of nature, aud indulging in pcrn-
cious habits. Such persons must, bn.ore con-
templatlng
MARRIAGE,
| Reflect that q sound mind and body arc the
most necessary requisites /" promoia c9nnuh''
al happiness, Indeed without those the Jour
new through life becomes y weary pilgrimage,
the prospect hourly darkens to the view thg
mind becomes shadowed with despair, and hiIcd
with the melancholy reflection that the happi
ness of another is blighted with our own
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent vo!ary
of nIessurc tinds that he has i'm Dlbed the seeds
of this painful disease it too often happens
that an il-.imed sense OF shame or crean "l
discovery deters him from applying 10 lhose
| who, from education and respectablilty, can
alone betrerd him, delaying Til the conslltu-
tionsl symptoms Of this horrld disease make
their appearance, such rs liberated soro ;hrohi
diseased nose nocturnal pains IN Inc hcao ana
linhs dimness Of sight deafness, nodes o.
the shin bones and arms, blotchcs on the he9d'
Taco and extrcmilies progressing with fright
fu rapdty, Till at last the palate o Inc nc, o, ,aCTtm
| or the bones of the nose iali IN, ana the Vlctin
Of this awful disease becomes horrid object
Of commiseration till death puts a period to
his dreadful suffering, by sending him to that
undiscovered country IRON whence no travel
| Ter returns"
1t is u melancholy fact that thousands PIE
victims TO this terrible disease, through isi;ing
into the hands OF ignorant or unskilluI Pkh-
TENDERS, who, by the use OF that deadly
Poison, Mercury, &c, destroy the cGnsstuIlDn'
and Incapable Of curing KEEP the InihsPpy su;
or ;I,;mrnus compounds, and instead Of being
Te.torsd to renewal OF Life, Vjgor and Happii-
ness, in dcspsr leave MIN with ruined Heath
TO sigh over his CALLING disappointment.