The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1870-09-03
VARIETY.

The right man in the right place Is the hus-
band at home in the evening
Woman shows her fondness for unity by always
wanting to be won.
4 o. d. has opened an Office in
= saws it is - dredful - hard to lose
81. L. She never got used to 1t until she
fourth.
Beauties often die old maids. They set such a
value on themselves that they don't find a pur-
chaser before the market is closed.
If you and your sweetheart vote upon the
marriage question, you for it and she against it,
don't fatter yourself as to its being tie.
John Wesley said, g Earn all you can, save
all you can, give all you can, Especially the
latter.
recent tea party near London was composed
of sixty-six blind persons, thrty-One deaf and
dumb persons, and twenty-five orphans. They
had very cheerful time.
The japanese say, '' The tongue of a woman
is her sword, and she never lets it grow rusty for
want Of using"
The best education man receives in this life
he gets Just before ne dies, and it mostly consists
in forgetting what he had learned before.
The slave-holding spirit is the same everywhere.
In America 1T prompted :he assassination of
President Lincoln and in Russia it attempts the
life of the Emperor.
time living in New York 1t is said there is not
n house to let in a respectable locality at price
low 81 800 year
western horse tanner adTertises n performing
horse that will kick a cigar out of the mouth of
any one in the audience who chooses to let him,
without touching the face of the smoker.
An exchange says, that by laying a piece of
charcoal on burn, the pain subsidies Immediately.
BY leaving the charcoal on one hour, the wound
is healed. as has been demonstrated on several
occasions.
There is project on foot among the Israelites
of the United States to build a magnificent col
lege, for the purpose of educating the young
protesting that faith in all the scientific and
classical branches, but particularly in Jewish
theology
\ HoRRID THrNc.-At Albany, rat attacked
n child in cradle, and gnawed its little arm to
the bone. The mother found the screaming in
FAINT covered with blood and the hOrrid vermin
still at work
The woman who fails to reform a man of the
habit of drinking while engaged to him, will
have a mighty hard task to do so after marriage.
Think Of this young woman. Better remain
single than marry man that loves liquor.
The n. Y. Post says the dinner of the Presi-
Dental party at DelmOnico's was the most elegant
and expensive affair of the kind ever enjoyed by
large party in this country. Dinner for $50
persons was ordered, and cost S25, 900, or 800
varieties of wine, costing from SO to $50 per
bottle.
HoNEsTY.-As there is no station in life, how
ever exalted, which can secure a man the appro-
batiOn of the wise and good when he descends to
mean and dishOnorable deeds, so no condition in
human life, however humble, will prove as a
barrier Of true eminence, when virtue and honor
able principle the main-sprng Of our actions.
Belgrayian mamma. who has succeeded in
her 6 I,,fFb bo-l
hands, has determined to extend to others the
benefit OF her - system.'' She is going to open
. class y for the instruction of young ladies in
the art Of husband catching. 1t is to be called
the - School of Design"
As George III. was walking the quarterback
81 a man-Of-war with his hat on, sailor asked
has messmate, '' Who that fellow was that didn't
dsuse his peak to the Admiral?" Why, it's
the King" 80 Well, King or no King, retorted
the other, '' he's an unmannerly dog" Why,
where should he learn manncrs?" said Jack,
. he was out of sight of land in his life.'
They rather Out-do us in England in matri-
IaonIal advertisements, Judging from the follow
ing, which present the matter with unique
frankaess TO all desiring wives:
"Ada Emily Jenny, just nineteen, fair blue
eyes, and handsome, would like to be married as
early possible.
rieh golden hair, wishes to marry a tall young
man, ABOUT twenty-four years of age
floiet wants to be married 70 a tall man.
She is tall, and very good-looking.
q" Lalla Rookh would dearly like to be married.
She moves IN frst-elass society, and has s5OO a
year. She Is eighteen, tall, and strikingly hand
some"
Some of the applicants put the matter rather
upon the ground Of duty and destiny:
IS Mary e., who has good looks but does not
wish to speak of them, wants to be married
She has read her Bible, and knows that marriage
is the destiny and hcpor of woman. She is
tWenty-three.
s. Catherine E. B., who has dark brown hair
and soft brown eyes, with pretty features and
nice figure, wishes to fulfil her woman's mission,
and marry She will have money"
USEFUL HNTs.-Rich cheese feels SOL under
the pressure of the finger. That which ia very