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The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
Sickness, Pain and Death,

Legitimately result penalties for violations Of
natural laws, from which none escape.
The faded cheek, the pale and wan features,
the dull eye, the oloudsd intellect, the deep hea
wing sigh, the feeble and emacisted frame, the
detected brow, the tOttering gait, ail indicate
previous tr~nsgressien of law. Knowing that
'procrastnation is the thief of time" all ntelii
gent beings apply for some remedy as soon q:
circumstances permit; while those who do moi
act upon the principle that ''delsys are danger
Gus, generally inger, lose more time and pay
more money.
Thousands of mothers and daughters, in a.
stations and conditions of lite, suffering, lin
gering and dying from the effects of some dread
full
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
ATTENTION., BUILDERS
READY GLAZED SESE.

IN CONNECTION With ny Planning Mill, !
L have opened Q Ware Room for the sale OF
PINNED and Glazed Sash, where viii keep con
slan sly on hand ell siIss Of these articles, Shich
can sell at much cheaper rates than they oar
be purchases for elsewhere. / obtain my 0lAss
from the manufactures at Pitssburg thereby
saving the profits which Others mast pay whS
ouy in this market. All Builders. Farmers sae
others in want OF Sash will consult :heir own in
,ersst BY giving me osii before purchasing else
where ~ l .a sdsIeg enusssi inducements to'
sht. 49, !. - FpTA.NS
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
WIN E OF LIFE.

The great Blood Purifier and Delicious Ir.lE,
WAN S~k'S VINUM Va E, Gh VINE
or LIFE. il free from any poisonous drug,
OF impurities being prepared fer those " &c
qu're srimulsnt. Ii IL SPLENDID aVptt3gor
and tonic, and the finest thing IN the wvTld I.T
purify in tho blood. 1t Is the most leAszut sd
delicious article ever offered TO the public, tsr
superior to brandy, whisky, vine, bitters, or aUy
other article. 1t i more healthy. ami crsaqeT.
Both male and female, young anu old, Cal 'zse
the Inc of Life. Ii If, IN fact, lite prCse-E.
Those who wish 10 enjoy good health 81 q S ire
aow of lively spirits will do well g. take '.e
W ne OF Life Ii is different from sDy tang
even Def re in u-e. II Is sold by druggists So
at all respectable saloons Price One Dollar, N
quart bottles
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

wARNs CDUGH BAl>Ah :
healing. softeIing and eHPectorsting III *
traordIRary power 1t possesses ID Immediately
ra.icving, and eventually curing, the most ole o.
nate cases of Coughs, Colds, Fer. Throat Z T.
ehitjs Influenza, Cstsrrh Hoarseness, ASTHMA.
~ud ContumTtIeD lie almost incredible :"
prompt Is the relief and certain its efecss II al
the above cases, or any affection of the throat
snd lungs, that thousand Of physicians sTe
daily IT, soI bIng il. anu ore and al say that II
Is tie most healing and oxPeclora Ing med.. les
known One dose always atUrds relief aud IN
most cases one toti effects cure. sud hy
druggists, III large bottles. Price One Do'is!.
II Is your own fault il you still cough and su:-
fer The BslSsm - i'll cure.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
One Hundred Dollars

That one Tablespoonful of ENGLISH FEMALE
BlTTEkS contains much medicinal proper
ties as one bottle of any of the pleasantly tasted
common adv ertised bittsrs of the day The
medical profession to decide the question BE II
understood that English Female Bitters is no.
Tonic co N biped, curing long standing chronic
female CON plaint. in every direction
Put IN in large bottles at 81. so per bottle or
.ix hotties for S. 90. and sold by druggists ana
'''ei'n II p DKoMGOoLE 4 CO.. Props.
Memphis, Tenn.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
OUR NEW YORK CORRESPONDENTS

The Democratic Platform and Policy-ola
Issues to be Dropped and only Live Issues
Discusssd-splendidP Political Prospects
Tho Ronphs snd Rowdies Kicked out ofthe
Democratic Party-They 60 over TO tne
Radical Camp-The Fraudulent Radical
Csusus-A full vote never yet Polled in
Now York-The Cruel War in Europe-'A
sesrch for Winter Sunbeam" ISL
suders in New u ork-Amusements, Bust
ness, etc, etc.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

The Demand tells the Story-From all
directions orders for PHALON'S VITA Liza
OR SALVATION FOR THE HAIR comes
pouring in, All the noxious DYES DC, go down
before IT. year hence they will be unmarkets-
ole. ne ladies' say 1T is as pleasant to use as a
perfumed toile. water, and it lie az transparent as
G Istal Nothing else reproduces so perfectly the
original hue of the hair
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
SELF EXCAVATION.

EssArs Foa You've MEv, on Physical and
Mental Enervation,-loss Of bodily vigor, cour-
age and ambition,-ths cause and cure,-with
sanitary aid for the feeble and dispond ing Sent
free. in sealed envelopes. Address, HOWARD
Asso CITATION, Box P, Philadslphis, Pa,
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

REVOLUTION
gided pill tod IN MEpIcISE.-It is not a
but II IS . .eiight the eye please the fancy
the pee rue medicine placed in the hands Of
1t lie for their relief and no person can TAX,
yeording to the directions, ard remain long
4nwell. 1t may seem edibie t. at many cases
considered hopeiesiy incurable, have been fre.
quentiv cured in = few days or weeks, and we
! cheerfully invite the investigation of the liberal
minded and c.sntifc to the it has made
Such is DR.. Walkers Fegetnbte Vinegar Bisers
a safe and harmelesA remedy. Buy it try it and
| be cured.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
ROsADkLIS

HUNTSVILLE, Ala, March 90, 1863.
Geatfeme. For two years | was a sufferer
with Inhammatory Rheumatism. During that
time took various remedies that protested to
care the disease, but with no success. About six
months ago 'RosAdals reco me nded to
me by my physician. / took it IS prescribed
and the result. is very satisfactory. Besides my
own l know many other cases in which the
RosadaIs has proved successful
Yours truly.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
COIN MkAL.
NOVELTY CORN NEAL HILLS

CONNECTION with his Planning Mil, ths
\ Subscriber is stili conducting the koveip
Vorn Meal Mills, and has constantly on hand
saPsnsr }esitty of white and yellow kiln sriss
ssH. ey he barrel or hundred pounds. Highss
nArkes price paid for Corn. The patronage o
- D-hlis - -.sEs.a-iir 90 it.a
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
Postmaster at Huntsville, Ala.

Extract from letter Of 20b MoreA, f.
Wheeler, Esq, Druggist, Linn" ON A. f.
In conclusion Ohio ::
iis is the best blood purlhe' can say Rosa
DOUBT. We have, without
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

ternai and kate,nAl use. Entirely Vegetable
case OF failure, l request all dealers to return
the money, and charge il back to me.
n failure 60 - -F--s. Over ~. eco csriif-.
ea.es OF wonderful c4r.e -. at ny Office
H. ID. F0WLE, 'hemIst, Bo, ION. sold every
where. 81 bottle. Send for circulars free.
iced in the Hospitals of the new and old world.
sug2a-deod -t,t&s&wly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

A VOID QUAoKS A victim of early indis-
n erection. Gaming nervous debility, premature
decay &c, having tried in V in every advertise
remedy, has simple means of self cure, which
he viii send free to bis te low sisere's Address
J. ii FUTILE. rs Nassau st New York
cox A Week Salary Young men want
- = - ed immediately as travelling sa!esmen
Address, inclosing stamp, r Ii. WALkTh, Box
29s6, New York.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
DromgoOle l. Co.'s Buehu.

The bost and cheapest combination for oil Of
fections Of the Kidneys and Bl adder ever offered
the public 1t 10 prepared by regular physicians
and used by the profession.
Price 81 or, six bottles for IS. Sold by drug
gists and merchants whore.
]. P. DR0NG0OIB CO.,
suel3.ASwIn Memphis, Tenn.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
DY pA PSIA.

NAESt r. Dl~ Pr P-ia TONIC 10
prepared expressly Tor Dyspept.eS and those sGf-
ier.ne wIt- h4bi;ual Cosiyeues.- II Il 6 slightly
stimulating tonic and splendid sPTetEer II
Strengthens the stomach and restores the aige7-
tive organs t" their healthy state Weak, uer-
voas and dyspepfie persons should use WArpe .
Dysp-p;ic Tome. For sale by druggists Price
One Dollar
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

"PHYsIOLoGY
or Ma RIAeE-"
The Physiological, Nor
al and Legal relations of
tn. sexes in Marriage /;
4 the Obligations. Duties,
aud Disqualification Of
| the Conjug.l Union in
regard TO Health and
Longevity. Pregnancy
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
The Secrets Of T0aih Unveiled

Medical Treatise of thirty-two pages, sent
postpaid, receipt of two three cent postage
stamps. Address
je3-d&wiy NJ. B. La Croix, Albany, n. Y
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

~ ELDRIDG.. o. n. Ell pRIDel.
BIDRxD04 4 Bro,
Real Estate l. Insurance Agdnts,
No. Viele's Block,
DAVENPORT, IOWA.
Attend personally and promptly to the buying
and selling of Real Estate on commission, re
ing Houses and Farms. Loviaoom-
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

and ste-ility; the Sexual and Chronic Diseases,
Mental and Physical Dsf,cts which unfit either
sex for w.trmony, ana lead ts Unhappy Kari
ages ard Divorces. To which is added an AP-
pepdis on diseases of the Throat and LuBss-
Containing 200 page magazine 'iz-' The whole
illustrated hy 20 fine plate. and upward. of $50
Wood Engravipgs of the Rumsn sy.tem ard US
diseases Sent Tree of postage en- receipt ct the
price, only 69 cents
Diree, AL letters to 7. WILLIAMS CO,
Milwaukee. Wis.
Aer.Ts wASTED-Nsle and Female in every
town 10 sell the above work Send for circulars
apra3 -dsod8viy
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
FeWie's Pile { nunlOr Cure.

One bottle warranted a
perfect CURE for all kinds
t PILES. Two to four
Bottles. in the worst cases
Ut LEPkoSY. sCROFU-
A. SALT RHEU ",
BY sPEPSIA. CATARH,
and all diseases of the
SKIN and BLOOD. In
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
CHESTNUT TREES.

LOO, goo, inches to feet high Best Timber,
and Nut Tree planted. A Is page circular FREE
And al sorts OF Nursery Stoek. Address
sfORRs, HARRISON & CO., Painesviile, Lake
Co Ohio.
CO kDAYl TO new articles for Agents
'S~c Samples free. e. B. SHAW, Alfred,
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29
HY THE MILWAUKEE
Medical and Surgical Institute

Jn., nusli.hed, /. Course of Lectures on the
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-29

AVE are q present prepared to dosny kind
w of job WORK which may be ordered, ct
the shortest possible notice, sad in the best
manner.
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1870-09-20
the GsE r7agsraI.yS.
OFFICE oFs

OFFICE ore
PETROLEUM CENTRE DAILY Rrropp
PETROLEUM CENTRE Sept. o..
The market has been iirmrr to-day than
yesterday. and slight advance in ptictr
We quote at SO, 25a$3,30 light. gray. and
SO, 35a40 heavy. A sale Of 1000 barrels at
$3.50 WAS made late yesterday afternoon.
nd a sale Of 1000 barrels on lower road at
$3.50 heavy gray, to-day.
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1870-09-20
ANNOUNCEMENT TS.
ROAD COMMISSIONER.

Mr.. EDITOg. Please announce the name
Of james Sage, of Pmmer, as an Indepen-
dent candidate for the Office Of Road Com
missioner, subject TO the decision OF the
horest voters OF Coruplanter township.
es~ Venanso Citizen aud Spectator please
sopy aud send Bill! to james sage, Pluncr,
Pa.
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1870-09-20
Pittsburg, Sept. 20.

LIVERPOOL. Sept. 90 y. m
Refined lSLa. Spirits II.
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1870-09-20
GOLD An NEW E,pRM.
New YORK, Sept. 20.
Divine Service.

Divine Service.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Preaching at IL o'clock A. NJ. and Z
o'clock =. N.
D. PATTON, Pastor.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Services every Sabbath at IL A. NJ. and
* P. NJ. Sabbath School at l2la r. NJ.
eats free. A cordial, invitation extend.
ed 10 all.
REV. c. II. HEARD, Pastor.
st. PETERS AND PAUL'S (Catholie)
CHURCH.
Mass az 1914 q. IN.
Vesper and Bene1iction of the Blessed.
sacrament at 4 p. m.
Catechism at 2 n. m.
JAMES DUNN, Pastor
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1870-09-20

ANTWERP, Sept. 20. --3p. n.
Crude-No market.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-11-03
The value Of a scrap-BoOls.

Every one who fakes a newspaper,
which he in the least degree appreci-
ates, will often regret to see any one
number thrown aside for waste paper
which contains some Interesting and
important articles. A good way to
preserve these Is by the Use of a scrap
book. One who has never been aecus-
toned thus to preserve short articles,
can hardly estimate the pleasure it af-
fOrds to sit down aud turn over the
pleasant and familiar pages. Here a
choice piece. of poetry meets the eye,
which you remember you were so glad
to see in the paper, but which you
would long since have lost had it not
been for your scrap book. There is a
witty anecdote-it does you good to
laugh over 1t yet, though for the TWEEN
tieth time. Next is a valuable recipe
you had almost forgotten, and which
you have found just in time to save
much perplexity. There is a sweet little
story, the memory of which has cheer
ed and encouraged you many a time
when almost ready to despair under
the pressure Of life's cares and trials.
Indeed you can hardly take up sin
gle paper without perusing it. Just
glance over the sheet before you, and
see how many valuable items it con-
tains that would be of service to you
a hundred times in life. A choice
thought is far more precious than a bit
of gIittering gold. Hoard with care
the precious gems, and see at the end
of the year what rich treasure you
have accumulated.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-11-03

An immense demand for breadstuffs
is anticipated from both France and
Prussia Immediately after the close Of
the war, and American grain-growers
and factors naturally look for large
share Of the profit. They need not,
however, expect to monOpolise it, since
the preparations in Russia to meet this
demand are said to be on a vast scale.
A letter from Odessa, bearing date Sep
tember 8, says that the quantity of Ger
eals stored at that point, and awaiting
the close Of hostilities, is great beyond
all precedent. British capitalists are
said to have embarked extensively in
the speculation.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-11-03
Charles Dickens Counse1 GO
Studenis.


In a recent speech at Birmingham
Mr.. Dickens said: "TO the students
generally, I have had in my mind,
first, to commend the short motto in
two words: Courage - Perspvere.-
This is the motto of 2 friend and
worker. Not Betadse the eyes of Eu-
rope are upon them, for l don't in the
least believe it; nor because the eyes
of even England are upon theini fUr 7
don't in the least believe it; not be-
cause their tioings will be proclaimed
with blast of trumpet at street-cornrrs.
for no such musical performance will
take place; nor because selEimprOve-
ment is at all certain to lead to world
ly suseessS bit slihFty because being
sOS it does assurpdly bring with it its
own resources and its own rewards.
l would farther commend to them a
very wise aud witty piece Of advice on
the conduct of the understanding, by
Rev. Sydpey Smith-wisest and wit
test of the friends l have lost. He
says: "There is a piece of fOpppry
which Is to be cautiously guarded
against-the fOppcry of university, of
knowing all sciences, and excelling in
all arts, chemistry, mathematics, alge-
bra, dancing, history, reasoning, rid.
ing, fencing, Low Dutch, High Dutch,
aud natural philosophy. In short,
the modern precept of education very
often is, ''Takethe Admirable CrichtOn
for your model; 1 would have you ig-
nOrant of nothing" HNow," said he,
"my advice, on the contrary, il to
have the courage to be ignorant of a
great number of things, in order that
you may avoid the calamity Of being
ignorant OfeVerything."
"TO this would suppradd q little
truth, which holds equally good of.my
own life, and the life of every emf
nent man 1 have ever known. The
only serviceable, safe, certain, rcmu-
nerative, attainable quality in every
study and every purpose, is the quail
| ity of attention. My own invention
or imagination, such as it is, / can
most truthfully assure you, wOdld
never have served me aa it has, but
for the habit of commonplace, hum
bic, patient, daily, laborPng, drudging,
attention. Genius, vivacity, quick
ness Of penetration, brilliancy in as
5OciatiOu Of ideas, will not be com
mandrd; but attention, after due
term of submissive service, will
Like certain plants, which the
poorest peasant may grow in the
poorest soil, it can be cultivated by
any one, and il il certain, in its own
good season, TO bring forth flowers and
fruit"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-11-03
WEMINR

rhe autufih days are waning and the gold Is or the
leaf
The gold and crimson Tint that paints with rpIendOr
bright and brief
The grand old oaks. The coppsrrod Is on the bending
bseuH,
The brown hals rustic tio and fan shove the school.
boys reach.
The swallows gather meath the caves the hrst dull
cloudy day -.sa
win bear them all, on sagar vings to SUMMER elimes
away:
Sol, it or, with us, asi Our bficf, bright saumcr
ends, .r
Comes winter rosoluto aud stori away troop sumner
friends.
The aat rose blaes on hes sfet IN bearty 81 aons
weePa simmer gdsg, dGt signs Upon HgF solitary
throue;
So is It with US at lies end What rockso or pomp or
gnldy-L
If hairs grow gray, and Ns illOut some light love-
grow old
Pray God, there be not one Of u.s. Thoevpr he may he,
Without some tlaua whom be may love, some child
upon his knee
True love aud ri ndship ever shins WIN Iustre all
their own,
Since never made to i've and work aid die
alone ..... -
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-11-03
ffoM Dreams nre tatisad.

IN order to prove that almost any dream
can, with tolerable certainty, be excited
| by special classes of stirhulants, NJ. Maury
caused a series of experiments to be per
fortified on himself when asleep, Which al
fUtded very satisfaGtery Tesults,
First Xperiment-He caused himself to
he tickled with feathers on the lips and
on the inside of the nOstrils. He dreamed
that be was subjected to horrible punish
f1eht. A mask of pitch was APPLIED to
his iaoei ahd then torn roughly of, taking
with it the skill Of his lips, nose and face.
Second experimental pair of tweezers
were held a little distance from his ear,
and struck with a pair of scissors. He
dreamed that he heard the ringing Of bells.
This was soon converted into the t5Esiu,
and this suggested The days Of june, l84S.
Third experimental bottle OF eau de
cologne was held TO his nose. He dream
ed that he wis Ia berftmer's shop
This excited visions of the East, and he
dreamed that he was in Cairo, in the shop
of Jean Marie Fariana. Many surprising
adventures occurred to him there, the de-
tails of which were fOfgOtteti.
Fourth experimental Burning lUGifat
match was held close to his uostrils. He,
dreamed that he was at sea (the wind was
blowing in through the windOws), and that
the magazine in the vessel blew up.
Fifth eXperiment-He was slightly pFnch=
ed on the naUe Of the neck. He dreamed
that blister was applied. And this re-
called the recollection of a physician that
had treated him in his infancy.
Sixth experimental piece of red hot
iron was held close enough to cOmmuni-
cate slight sensation Of heat. He dream-
ed that robbers had gotten into the house,
and were forcing the inmates, by putting
their feet into the fire, to reveal where
their money was. The idea OF the robbers
suggested that of Mined 'Abrantes, who; he
supposed, had taken him for her secretary,
and in whose memOifs lie had read some
ateoHnt Of bandits;
Seventh ex xperiment-f'he Wotd parGf1rO-
ga ra mus tvas DrOhUun6ed nj his ear. He
understood nothing, and awOke with the
recollection of a very vague dream. The
word mGm0n was next used many times.
He dreamed of different subjects, but
heard a sound like the humming of bees.
Several days after; the experiment WIS re-
peated with the Words Az5r, CdstJr, Ls-
onOre. On awakening, he recOIleCted that
he had heard the last two words, and had
attributed them to one of the persons who
had cOnversed with him in his dream.
Eighth experimental drop Of water was
allowed to fall on his forehead. He dream
ed that he was in ItalyI that he was very
warm, and that he was dfinking tie Wins
Of OrvetO.
Ninth experiment - A light sur
rounded by piece of red paper, was
repeatedly placed before his eyes. He
dreamed of a tempest and lightning, which
suggested the remem brance of a storm he
had encountered in the English Channel,
in going from Mcrlaix to Havre.
These observations are very instructive,
nasmuch as they show conclusively that
one very important class Of dreams is due
to our bodily sensatiOns.-[One Week.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-11-03

tits well enough to talk about
the last eighteen centuries, but the
nineteenth century is the century after
oil. Although Enthusiastically super
ior IN every thing, it is particularly
so in the elegance of its language. To
illustrate what is meant, we saw two
young men meet in Water street, and
heard them converse, The way it was
done and the conversation was as fol-
lows. For convenience sake we will
call their names Thomas Green and
James Blue:
J. BIue-HeIIO, Tommie, how's
your dog?
T. Green-(extending his hand)-
Bully, Jimmie, put it there!
J. B.-Wen, Tommie, hOw's
things?
T. G. Pretty tart; see my new
eigar-holder, exhibits cigar hoIder).
HOw's that for high?
J. B.-QoOking at the cigar hOIder)
Pretty loud, it amt meerschaum
though, for stamps.
T. G.-(excitedly)-I'm your oysteri
My ducats talk forty dollars worth.
Come and see me. straddle that
blind, my son. (Sticks finger and
thumb into his vest pockeO.
J. B,-GOt it with you?
T. -Ke-rect I ~
J. YOU'RE another. What ails
your eye?
T. G.-Man stuck all his fingers in
it. But then bust his snoot and
wrung his ears till he came to tea, now
you bet. Is she very black
J. B. Black ? You look like a
coal heavist.
T. G.-Go there yourself! Keep of
my toe or there'll be a nigger funeral,
that's what kind OF a man am-ain't
it?
J. B.-Waal, who's doing this
crowding2 / don't want any of your
lip either; if you wasn't fullpr'n a lit
tie wagon I'd make it red hot for
you.
T. G.-Augh, what you giving US
ruller'n little tick yourself
J. B.-You're lawyer.
7. G,-You're liar, am 1? What
do you take me for2
J B.-You're a sbOutin'.
7. G.-Give us a rest, Jimmie.
J. Misunderstanding
L. g G-ShOO fly, Jimmie-Pm off
exit both in different directions.
Imagine some ancient philosopher
witnessing such an exhibition of the
English tongue. He would probably
think it was "pretty tart"