The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1870-05-31
WALLER DOGS"
MARK Tw aJN'S HISTORY OF TIIE
FOsN DER Or THE FAMILY AND
ms DEFENDANTS,

W.. "a<' .isem barkc3 at Arara,, he
iaj.ar ~ coached the pier when h. pro-
crrd.l l9 .'iy his passengers. He had
lg.t ,h. .e, his last item IN the list-a
Me-. a.' Nr.. Bcdbug--whcn the cringing
g.. 49, sGIairupci came sncaking down
tn., .pa0'. with his tail between his
y a. u ther1 ain. that yrllor
.'lry' s.yS oNi, ri'u.ng :. .icion. .,l'n| m
=, b., ssn a - trU... Gus, Wiih 10
z, .lrt F"r- and hccr experience,
... Nec.,, tho proiectle, and cjacu-
.fu. which is ,syriac for de-
s 49, banks ORR mot for 10, he
I-... .ilc Noah. who had his seat
Ig.,,. liable TO re v,cr his equili.
hrgum. 90 down with emphasis on
thoha 'ls head.
Eu,.. - re-, ana, in accordance with tn,
s'.'n president among the patriarchs, he
r.u.orIc 30 Foothe ms uti',oGtod dignity
hv uro. lncpg u Var'cgatcd anathcma
r'Untuo cal.rr dog, which had character
ie,'euily s'rakch unohscvyed On board, IL
trc coniriun Of putting 10 sea, and cap
si-rt' tho captain az The lir-t port. III,
cured th. dog in body, limb and bark
hide hair tail aud wng, aud al. his gene.
r..ilas r;i,tion~ and kindred, by cOn,an,
r.r iy OF ..nhy, and Ms heirs and rs.
g.. .arscd him with endless hunger
,'tpcrl' al fear, with perennial laI,ncss
.i. lo, o., mango, with incessant IDEAS
y... viii -, tail between his legs. liz
e.. ri his * of maloiictinnS by spark
dlspH al pygutechnic', from the io
~ ,N1irs -r'ct Of waieh tho yGllcr dos
I ~ gcyy ,'ovcgcd.
| With curse sticking a. him like
! rrYcyqc ..rrp, tbe yNi.er dog cant hell
br.u~ ".. cd. He don't t,y 20. help il
! he follow No1,rs programmo with sneak
! In ll,li'y. llo Is aE lshmaelitc among
! d. IL receives the most opprossiy,
60, les.e, ia Ga, form of lrickbats, boots,
! ana bot water, which makes his life an an
| immcd target excursion. Ho board,
around like district school teacher, aDy
IL ) meal time with him "a hours in til,
day. The rest Of the time no bankers af.
ter something TO cat. lie Is too omnivcr-
on. Tor nm eplcurc. Cram him at Delmon-
from an Albany boarding house.
lilo can be utilized. He is too tired.
a swill cart locomotive, hunter, or n
sentinel, ~ Il an ignominious failure.
Tho dog-churn was strategic attempt 10
employ his waste energies, but he hadn'
any waste energies, and butter had too
sur, ION, SO tho dog churn was dropped.
No sausago-maker dare foreclose his
lien on the Waller dog, lest his CUSTOMERS
no longer "-oothsd aud sustained by nm
unGaltering trust transfer their patron
age 20 soine less audacious dealer. The
,dysges, who admire baked dog, and who
can even attack tripe and explore the mys-
tsrle. OF hash without dismay, acknowledg-
ed the WALLER dog 10 be too much for their
ya'tric intrepidity.
lie always manages to be'ong toa rag
god, tobacco-chewing, whisky-drinking
master, whose business Is swapping dogs
ana eyading the dog tax. The ynlier dog
acquainted ~ith himself, and be enjoys
lie Intimacy With edifying contempt. He
,inLs along through life, on o diagonal
dog-,rot, o. in doabt ss which end Of him
. outi0rd 70 the precedencs. Heisslways
per'aded by hsngdog sense ofguilt, and
when retribptys tinwsro IL fastened 10
hi. tail, hc SHE'S from tho wrath to come
N'lh horiied clerity which ought 10 be
very suggestive 70 two-legged sinners Of
similar ordeal in store for him.
IsseGfL dog is-weil, 70 speak in ital-