Delaware tribune. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1867-1877, 1870-11-03

The Adventists are in happy frame of
mind, just now. They have it all figured out
that the European war is the pouring out of
the seventh vial" and that snbunary things are
going to eternal smash Immediately, if not SOON
er. So our readers need not trouble themselves
about engaging Thanksgiving turkies.
kalamazoo has dog afflicted with the
genuine shaking ague. Ii this were Peruvian
dog, his bark might cure him.
-Agassiz has opened a discussion on the
potato bng, but the hug doesn't seem to mind it
a bit.
Twenty-Five persons have been put out"
of existence this season by indulging in the de-
lightful game of base ball.
1t is said the Grand Army of the Republic
will present Gen. John f. Hartranft, for next
Governor of Pennsylvania.
=" How sleep the brave who sink to rest, by
all their countrys wishes blest,' occurs in four
fifths of the newspaper obituaries OF Gen. Lee.
The electric lights said to intefere with
| the working of the ocean cable. Do electric
cells have the same effect:
| The lied Stocking, White Stocking, Atlantic,
| Athletic and Mutual, lis the champion base ball
In the bay and race, Tuesday, the
| Sappho beat the Daunte-s
| Uncle Sans present family is estimated at
5O,OO0,OOO Which is pretty good for U. s.
Out in Illinois baby fell from wagon and
the wheel passed over it sinking 1t so deep into
mud that it did not return unto dust
Near Mauch Chunk Pa, there is a coal mine
which has been on ire many years.
The California Chinese are making as rapid
strides towards civilization as the Texas editors.
Two of them fought duel the other day
Charles Fosters lev drama of the Wilt
Cat is said to be very a-mews-iug.
Cider il said to he 70 plenty in New Hamp
} shire that they pay man fifty cents barrel t.
to drink it. One healthy Democrat is maxim
1900 day at the business, and he says il it wa
whiskey lie could make 70.
The Massachusetts Society for promotin
Agriculture offered in 1858 premium of 500
for the best plantation Of forest trees, plante
before 1866 and growing in 1870 This premium
has been awarded To Major Ben Perley Poore
; the author and journalist
The latest socil novelty is the holding
fancy dress balls, in which each participal
represents some one Of Dickens characters
1t ia stated that llueeyed girl in Wiseoi
sin last year sheared forty sheep in day, al
received "A for it. Guess bacli-eyed girl coul
accomplish the same feat.
The day after the fall of Rome, no less tina
thirty small penny papers appeared, mornn
and evening.
An exchange says Kate Field received 81
: for her Atlantic article on Fcchters Hamlet-bt
u we don't believe an article Oh Fechter fetclie
that much.
-''He-Never-Weeps' is the name of Re
! Clouds only hrother-in-iaw. He il no relate
u to 1.-THE Man Who Laughs" however.
d Political hostility is now the New 70
h substitute for ''insanity, in murder cases.
l. The false report that Horace Greeley
s. learning to play the violin, is calculated to
e yiolins to his feelings.
J. The illustrated papers print too many W
d illustrations. Let us have peace" pictures.
a Fanny Fern has valuable pen; she Ii
cleared $4,000 with it.
I, An Illinois man, just because his wife !
v, fused to cook mutton for supper, went out g
IF meek as any lamb" and hunglhimself.
=, =" Louisville has named neck-tie for FIJI
II Jr.- 1t is probably one of the hempen kind.