Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-05-13
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NGstng part OF her fortune IN ChiCag
real estate.
The author Of Beautiful SNOW IS sill
a-drift. There's no doubt about that
Is a temperance lecture synonymou.
with water spout
The Cleveland Leader and Herald
Doth favor the return Of Mr.. w. ca Up
son to Congress.
q A great criminal lawyer--A man like
spencer who oonvicts himself
z The best band to accompany a lady
vocalist-A Hus-band.-[Judy.
Walt Whitman's poems are in the
process Of reproduction in French. The
way Of the translator is hard.
Surgeon General Hammond tesHfes
IN the Mcfarland case that a healthy
brain needs eight hours sleep.
The English holders of Confederate
bonds pine for thity-hve per cent. of
overdue interest, and "sre moving"
again.
It is said that the spring-time makes
the sllylark scar. This must be painful
to the poor skylark.-lJudy.
What is the difference betBeen "a COW
and broken chair? a COW give milk.
but a broken chair gives way.
An old Spanish proverb sayss "a
little breakfast is enough enough din
ner is but little little supper Is te3
much.
The pistol with which Aaron Burr
killed Alexander Hamilton is In tho pOss-
ession Of the editor Of the Muscatinc
(Iowa) 5oHyuaL
The Mcfarland trial begins again to-
day; and it is supposed that the question
whether the accused is guilty or NOT VIII
now receive some attention. New
York Post.
At the San Francisco "Home for me
briates" the steward brings around
drinks for the crowd three times
day. DR.. Day, at Binghamton. enfor-
ces total abstinence.
Two young ladies belonging to infu-
entail families in Hartford are under
surgical treatment for cramPed and dis-
torted feet, caused bv wearing the pre-
vailing style Of high-heeled boots.
Near Russelviue, in this county few
days since, a child was born of who
parents with a perfectly formed face in
front and one behind Ripley (Ohio)
Bee.
It is very bad that it should turn out
that Mcfarland the sainted husband who
became infurialed and shot Richardson.
did drink to excess.
A young lady pupil in a Western fe-
male college thus closes a letter TO q
friend "But I must stop, for here
comes a soph who parts his hair ia the
middle, and wears a moustache that
Priclks dreadful"
A would-be wit asked his old uncle IL
the tolling Of a bell did not put him in
mind Of his latter end. f'lIo sir, here
piled, "but the rope puts me in mind Of
yours.
The New York papers say that the
spring suits for ladies there are orna-
mented with everything, from Jacobs
ladder to a Pen-wiPer, in silk.
A quarrel on the Boulevards termih-
ated thus, one day recently, to the
Of the spectators: Monsieur
you shall give me satisfaction" Reply
amid peal Of laughter): Monsieur.
cannot / am a member Of the 5ociety
for the Protection Of Animals.
''The merry first Of May. .'-First young
vic OAlt Alll1 AAIAAAAA AA0A-a- AA-AHAA
ain t you distracted about it dearg sec
ond ditto-"O dearl no. We have ar-
ranged it, nicely. Charles viii see to the
furniture and things, and I win superin-
tend the removal Of Fido myself -
P41zchiNello.
A Boston correspondent says Of MIR.
I. b, Aldrich's poem in the May Allan
tic, that it recalls to his mind the old
rhyme Of his boyhood;
HWhtn was young and In my primo
I could ger kissed muBi any Timrf
But now IN old aud 2etting gag
can't get kissed but once q day"
A lady who prided herself on her
seeing candle aslant. re-
marked that it reminded her Of the
Leaning Tower Of Pisa" eyes. re-
iponded a wag, with this difference
nat is a tower in Italy. while ftts Is
over in grease.
Gen. d. H. Hill announce. .authorita-
lively that the report that Mrs Stone
wall Jackson is about 10 be married
again is false, and that no one has dared
even to address the widow Of our great
md good soldier. and that she had rath-
r remain his widow than marry any
living man.
Weui 5dlu DOuBla5 Jefrola 20 EHe
collector Of a fund in behalf Of a suffer
Rg friend, "hoW much does - ant
his time p why, just four and mo
loughts viii, think, put him straight
he bearer Of the hat replied. ''Wel
iaid Jerold put me down for one Of
he noughts."
Count Won Bismarck is said 90 be dam
gerously i'll grave fears for his Efa are
Lay that head down gem
ly, said dying Mirabeau 70 his nurses
: 'tis the greatest in France l' Assured
s. Bismarck might say thar Ihn head
which now lies on his own sick pillow E
he greatest i'm Prussia.
Speaking of the dead head spree Of
our Reform Legislature the Cincinnati
Commercial says: For this particular
excursion at the right time. the railway
doubtless win ask, and of
course the grateful recipients of their
iead-head, free-lunch favors VIII likely
grant, privileges that VIII cost the peo-
lle of the State many times what the
rip did the company But even at that
ate, If such journeyings So improve,
elevate and ennoble the General Assem-
bly,, it is our fervent wish there may be
more Of them.
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