The sun., 1870-10-27
SUNB "a My.

"a pound of flesh "A prize fight
| The baloonists' motto-Ar or nauglt
Perkins saws he likes dogs in the main. I'm,
not In the msuEer.
People who are behind the times shouldb.
| fed on " ketchup."
The way to treat man of doubtful credit 4,
| to take no note Of MIN.
The sort Of fruit most sought after by
| editors-The latest dates
One Of the pleasantcst kinds of husb,ndry 4,
| that Of destroying widows weeds.
Why is an empty champagne bottle like o.
| oruhan1 Because It has lost Its pop"
"A man generally gets ready TO live at abod
the time he is (or ought to be) ready to die.
The war has been carried so far into Franc,
| that the German watering places are again crowded
-"Darlng, it's bedtime. All the chickens
hnve gone to bed" Yes, mamma and 90 hs, the old
| hen"
Josh Billings says he believes. like Greeley,
In the universal salvation Of men, but he to pica
| the men.
Juvenile: "Motlcr says will you give her
small change for dollar. She'll send the dollar In to-
| morrow"
Col. Palikao, son Of the late War Minister. 10
| prisoner At wesel, Rheush Prussia. His motherH
| ct Cologne.
The "Captsl. l.removers" are TO hold tbes
third or fourth "snnual convention" within the pssa
year at Cincln natl this week.
When the news Of the capture Of Sedan
reached stockholm the royal theatres ordered
be closed for that evening.
-"I can't find bread for my family" said
lazy fellow. "EorI" replied an indu,triou' mlleri
I'm obliged to work for It,"
The Unita Cdttolica now appears with
black border and promises 20 out OF mourninf
| tll the Pope has his own again.
-" How long do you wear q shirtr severely
asked Inspecting ofbc,r Of q soldier. twenty.
| eight inches, sir," was the respectful reply.
The boys and girls Of England have erected
monument in Bunhlll Fields the grave Of DanIa
| Dcfoe, the author of" Robinson Crusoe."
| The neat thing in dog robes this season is 10
| have the family monogram In gnt upon the blanket
A dog without a monogram blanket is OF no account.
| The first day a little boy went TO school the
teacher asked him II he could spell Yes, sr." Well
how DO you spell ooy?" 80, Just a. other foS' doi-
| "A contemporary, evidently overcome by tho
aurora. says that Friday night last "thn ltmbea
pastmes OF borss coruscati)ns" wero realize IN ni
An exchange says: "The compostors in
san Francisco embrace many ladies'" The cnnposI
tors In san Francisco ought to be ashamed OF thcn-
| selvee.
| A mans life was lately saved in Norwich
Conn. bv the Inferior quality OF deadly po'son put
| up by a laundering clerk instead Of the medicine o.
| dered.
| One Parsian TO another: "My wife is bh
dead at the idea ofa siege" Courage. my friendt
was the reply "iu this world one n never compe'eil
happy"
The Channel Islands are just now crowded
| with wealthy French families. jersey and ouern.eI
remarkable for cheapness of living AMI sauori,ya
| climate.
A learned doctor has given his opinion that
tight lacing Is public bcnent inssmnch a'tt IN OF
all the foolish girls and leaves tho wise 10
| into women.
| The reason why the Irish like the French
better than the Prussian' because when Napoleca
came to the river Rhine he at once made prorositiou
| TO bridge a.
"A bridge at Denver, Col, displays this no
ticc; Nc yehlcl, drawn by more than ons ANNA 10
allowed TO cross this bridge In opposite directions al
the same time"
There is an old lady in st. Joseph, No.. whr
has kept house over twenty years, and who has hsf
only OF pins in that time. and yet ha' pAt
Of the paper left
1t has been found difficult TO get a crew fd
the iron plated turret ship Cerberus. bound fon
England to Australia. Sailors do not like to engage Is
such ships after the frarfnl fatn of the Captain
| The managing editor Of the Louisville
CoWrierournaI ID nearly blind, and sald TO oe
OF the best amateur pians IN the country, rendering
the music OF schumann and Chopin with great ndeitH
| A woman has been engaged at Nashau, y. H.,
for t.me past In seling several hundred dolar'
worth OF molasses ami water as q valuable chemicaf
mixture for the removal OF warts pimple. AID
moles.
On some railroads il is customary tO have
lock the stoye TO prevent the passengers from med
din. with the nre. conductor oelag asAed why they
locked he stove replied that 1t SAs ITO prevent ths
hre from Eong out"
If YOU are u wise man, you will treat the
world as the trclts itshow II only one side Of
yourself, seldom SHOW yourself too much M tins,
and let what you show b. cam, c1ol, and polished but
look at every side OF th' world.
A man who had filed petition for divorce
was Informed by his counsel ,ha, his wife had ned
cross petition" LAWYERS cal II. " A cross petL
lion 90 exclaimed the husband. That's just like bcr,
she never diI a gooinltuted thug In her life :"
A Gypsy woman promised TO show two young
ladies their husbands faces In pail OF water. lheI
| Licked, and exclaimed, why. we only our osI
ficcs!" "wen" said the Gypsy, those faces viii u
4 your husbands when YOU are married. won't thew"
The venerable l.. Papanti, who ha. taught
dancing IN Boston beyond the memory OF ol lest In
habtaut oflcp'c cd once IN similar capacity at West
20 at where his Grst pupil was Jefferson DAVIS ten
boy Of eighteen. Gen. Lee Joined the Same class
A clergyman, reading chapter OF the Bible
for his congr cation found himself at the olttom Of
the page with the words. And the Lord gave NnAns
wiie 3" then. uruug over two pages inscal of one m
$ continued and Ii, pitched her within AMI Wi,h1a'
!, | with pitch"
A Kansas lady. ON retiring to her room onf
night. found nncd with martins which hat nnwn 10
turing her absence. Instead OF hearile..y turning
|
sl tho little creature and had them che nen
day In pot'ple.
The story Of lcopArdS being seen in the for
A csts and swamps OF ra'ssc county y. j., has Asi
been revived Inc animals, two In number have 10
{ Gently O,en ol several persons Iad 90 supposed
TO nave escauei from bailey. mensgerr, "n.l ,Sts
q htcd IN thatsectlon soma time since.
-" john said poverty stricken mln 70 lI
son, I've made my win to-day" "Ah 4" r"pl 81 Ioh'.
' you w,rc lbrra to me. no doubt" "Nc,. j.hl
came down handsome. I've wIed you the who'll sla'
OF Virginia to max a IivlnI IN with the yr' s'd
to'ng elsewhere IL you can 10 better"
II is related tllt soon after war was declared,
Il one " BlsmlrcA's lrends said TO him "But y tear
Count only hnk Of the fearful loss OF life h' wa ID
golOg 70 supcrnduco" "Ah my bo,, tuH world,
f. though many thousand years old has m, y' 'i-""V'
cred the art OF making an omelet wlth)u hr""sui
IN oagsw
p. A woman went to circus in Tcrre HAute,
% Ind, accompanied by eleven children, ard when :
~ nelghhor asked her Nh""tN 1i man wn' th sad 10
i, home taking . It children A oiINl