Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-30

LIN. JOnND1ONS
Physician of this celebrated institution. has
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Etfectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness Of tho Back or Limbs, Structures
Affection of tho Kidneys or Bladder, lnyolun-
tsry Discharges, Impotency, General Debility
Nervousness; Dyspepsia. Languor, Low Splrlts'
| Confusion of Ideas, Palpitstion of the Heart
Timidity, Trembling Dimness of Sigh. or Cid
diness, Disease of The Head, Throat, Nose or
| Skin Affections Of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
! from Solitary Habits of Iouth-secret and SOL
| itary practices mere fatal to their victims than
| tho song of tho Syrens TO tho Mariners of Ulys-
| ses. blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
| ticpations, &c.
YOUNG MEN
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untlmely
grave thousands Of young mon OF the most ex-
slted talents and brilliant intellect, who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senstts
| with the thunders of eloquence, or walked to
estacy the living Tyre, may call with full conti-
dence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplst-
ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
| (Loss of Procrestive Power-Impotency, Ner-
| vous Excitability, Papitstion, Organic Weak.
| ness, nervous D9OllLy, OF any Otuer DlsQuhli.
| fcstion, speedily relieved.
| He who places himself under tho caro- of DR.
J.. may reigiously confde in his honor as .
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill!
as physicisn.
| ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
| Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Allection-which renders
! life miserable and marriage impossible-is the
penalty paid by the victims OF improper in
| dulgeucios. Young persons arc too apt to com.
nit excuses from not being aware OF the dread
full consequences that may ensue Now, who
that understands the subject will pretend TO dc.
ny that the natural powers arc lost sooner
by those falling into improper habits than by
the prudent2 Besides being deprived OF tho
pleasure Of healthy offspring, the most serious
and destructive symptoms OF both body, ana
mind arise The system becomes deranged, tho
PHYSICAL and Mental Functions weakened.-
Loss OF Provocative Power n Nervous 1rritab bility
Dyspepsia, Papitation Of the Heart lIdlges.
tios. constitutional Debility and Wasting OF
the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Death.
Relief in Six Hours! No Mercury
| Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trifing Pretend-
ers and their Deadly Poison, should apply I'M
| mcdiatcly.
DR.. JOHNSTON
Member of tho Royal College OF Sur&eo
London Graduate of one Of the most eminent
Colleges in tho United States. and tho greater
part Of whose life has been spent in the hospitals
of London, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere
has effected somo Of tho most astonishing cures
| that Were ever known; many troubled "!-h
ringing in the head and ears when asleep. great
nervousness, ;being alarmed at sudden SOUNDS,
| bashfu!nees, with frequent blushlng, ATTENDED
| sometimes with derGngemcnt OF mind, wore
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
! Dr.. j. addresses all those who have injured
| themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
| habits, which ruin both body and mind un-
fitting tkom for other busnos, study, society or
marriage.
These are some of the sad and molancholy ~
effects produced by the early habits OF youth
viz: Weaknesc Of the Back and Limbs. Pains
in the Head, Dinness of Sight, Loss Of Mus
cular Power, PAlpitatiOn of the Heart Dyspep.
sa, Nervous lrritsbility, Derangoment of tho
Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp
toms of Consumption, &c.
MENrALLY-Thc fearful effects on tho mind
| arc much to be dreaded. Loss Of hemory, Con
! fusion Of Ideas, Depression Of Spirits, Evil
| Forcbodings, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust
| Love ofSoitude, Timidty, &c, are some Of the
evils produced.
Thousands Of persons Of all ages can now
iudpc what is tho cause Of their declining
health, losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale,
nervous and c1,aclated having n singular ap'
praranto o abou. the oye', cough and symptoms
|
| YOUNG MEN
| Who have injured themselves by a ccrt.,.n
| practice, already described, habit ire'
| uu.nLiy learned from evil companions or II.
school, tho enocts Of which are nightly lelt,
even when asleep, and if not cured, rer derS
marriage impossible, and destroys botp mind
and body, should apply Immediately.
What n pity that q young man, the h0pe OF
his country, tho pride of his parents, should
| ! oil
| of life by tho consequence OF devating from
the path Of nature, and indulging in pcrni-
cious habits. Such persons must, before con-
| templatlng
| MARRIAGE.
Reflect that u sound mind and body nro the
mos, necessary requisites u promote connubl'
al happiness, Indeed, without these the Jour-
ucg through life becomes weary pilgrimage,
tho prospect hourly darkens to the Wow, tho
mind becomes shadowed with despair, and filed
with the melancholy reflection that the happl'
ness Of another is blighted with our own
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When tho misguided and imprudent votary
of pleasure finds that be has lmolbed tho secds
of this painful disease it too often happens
i that IN ill-imed sense of shame or dread Oi
discovery deters him from applying to those
VINO, from education and responsibility, can
alone beriend him, delaying I'll the constltu-
| tional symptoms OF lhi9 horfiu uis"asc hla"e
their appearance, such as liberated soro throat
diseased nose, nocturnal pains in the head and
limbs, dimness of sight, deafness nodes o.
the shin bones and arms, blotches on the head
face and extremiLics, progressing %lih lrlghi.
full rapidity, till mt last tho paIaleo OF tne lnoutn
or the bones of the nose fall in, and the victim
Of this awful disease becomes horrd object
of commiserston till death puts period TO
his dreadful suffering, by sending him to that
undiscovered country IRON whence no travel
Ter returns"
II is melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into the hands OF ignorant or unskilful PIP
TENDERS, who, by the use OF that deadly
| Poison, Mercury. &c, destroy the constitution,
and incapable OF curing keep tho unhappy sut-
ferer month after month TIL king their nOxlous
or Injurious compounds, and instead Of being
restored to q renewal OF Lilo, Vigor and Hsppl-
ness, in despair leave him with ruined Health
to sigh over his CALLING disappointment.