, 1870-09-04
TIT-BITS.

lAls Cu11puh eus.1ect LclOfe tho case IL decided.
TIT-BITs.
Dead Iocks-thignous.
The clothes Of tho w,t-uniforn..
burning words-a dictionary in Hsnes.
To uueas5 sleepers-LAy down in your
hels-
IA had poEcy-Oue th1t has run out, Of
III GAzaine can't defsat the prussians,
Canro' eTiz
To ars1ess-To propesly bring up soua
se Ee Eos1 Ps ze'is : ts ss - oua
who trusts"
-A"viee to fab-sasers- gently with
-pe1rnssion Is betss1 than force. whens
C5ineee hss arrttiaS heaEy to carzJ hs doez
ii By 1n-ana Of tamboo-sliug.
"A }uts<ter a=ks Hhether II Tftiau'a vita
taa tee1. naue.! PHlF that fact would have
made her politician
-CndertAlets &se said to be moan sst. Al
ways wanting to sc1cw you dowa-
--The Al1snS coo;ers arc still on strike
They ehorld 80 in for cooperation.
Tho var epirit u 20 rnused iu Franco that
printers f.5nos {, a;.n ts found to Do pisfs,west
V gone where the mole d7elleth-"
S-nyeirE for forc-solorins ycas ueuatscha
10 please woman.
"A contemporary s.sA Eve was tho drnt
The million heiE. Of Auneke Jams arc
likely never to be nilliousires.
Toy: :. Have raper7" Nan. NO
sir Boz, Qoul, to Jirn): Say, Tin, don't
you pity those fe(te1s Il can't read 2
-: VIII you demonstrate your agility in
hi1l :" Is tho way they AJAX EN- 70 dsnco It
Saratoga
"A Paris physician writes asking roneT-
al Of a note which ne owes, giving ~ reason
~ = hofrffta eFiai9 T1yaro
| is not . sick man iu tha district"
| "A conuu.i1um for school boys: Which
l is Tie greater offence, being 1Ata u school
with perfts: lesson, OF prompt with IN im-
| "A young man On tha street, being charged
| With being lazy. was heked II ha took it from
his father. ii think hos.'' said ths scurril-
lous son fathers got al the laziness he
evar had
A Jersey editor. commenting on the ,tls
| Of new book, Only Girl" asks. - Well,
wha: did they yE7nt-twius I"
Dong tho fair :hins-red1cing the fsre~
| On the city railroads.
A good carver ehoula be ahlo to
-pss.inSuish anu dlsiie
| A hare tHtxt s.'u.a an southwest allle-
Monroe County, Miss, las aided silky
pairs Of tsins 10 tile cansus within year
! SlonldnG wonder il LhA: we're tie placo "'Alere
] the wooltiaa ~ i1l-tth-
The youth who cried :. Excelsior IS tl1,ln't
know that La Wa Dauaiug i've OUT OF esesyssx
| saloons III the country.
lime i. money When the city fsthars 80
on time they always use huur money.
| -SutLiug like Guild IL tho head 10 huulbld
maa- Il is presty sire to bring hica to his
| bneeze.
"A man Icing dissatisfied with the bill Of
| an e1ptcssm2n, xAs aluWod TO express n1S
| feeiipQe without charge.
An Lishu.an, found guilty OF stealing
lot Of cohee. Was asked BY the n:e1lsrass !. Y
>h2t he did with it 2 t' Iatie tay Wl.I H.
| r]x,, ,ren afJtsrH
crseion excused himself for 10 doing gu tho
ground that ho gos or With only one mothe1-
iu-laW.
4lou1inicus: DetAEsu he IL Eii.J dun.h.
-Wleu il gate not t cato: When 'ss
ito"
- modest n,ra:c IcA1e. vas recently non
| plussed ls iaIy stout ~ fafep4-1:osa. who
Inquired: ''fIsrc you 'rut 1o in Ny Littla
The colorcl sat rant u Miss Minnie Gra-
bury. Il MARSHALL count*, 1ad;, wbo u study.
| ing Tor tha ministry. eAys: ''NiasuA bsAys
berry well At ptcse,.t, but she Will da better
. -or,e when Il bad man died, = savage wis,
Q ! Icing urp7isvL Ct tho erent. Observed thai
0 tie average value Of m1akipd ras aensibly
: | rAi4ed- -
/ a liberal TRANSLATION of 'tIsnpis t'p1it ''
4 Hing Wilii.,a has aJoptsd The name OF the
French camp for his bast1t-eFT 4:4d thinks 10
l NHalQQ 10 4Al1 Al ttICh+ 4uS E4EuL44 0oAalhaA
4 | uous With great non-Ch.10ns-
l. The Turkish bath is . thing to be avoided
By ri9ht-rnim'.l phiIantiSupitts; tos their
: money IL expended. not on tho pooF' but on
4 "A voice comes from Washing loa Territory,
i saiing Send us viyes!" Aud thousand
X | Ue,,e4Iet4 respond, Take oura-"
u ADVICE to &inateur rcheese-monSefs Mind,
When you lex:n. that YOU see Eour Whey elesE.
n Hho says 't It's working between meals tlafs
% killing hir,:-
ot "home, you know. is the dearest epot or
10 e.rtl,.r :. We'll. 5ep," aaid the practical huH
Il bard, sit DOES cost nbout twics 81 much As an,
Il other spot" =, , r,,-,n,.r ,act,ru- t,,,t y,
" announcing II hls vito. who had hcr oHE
.. opinion about his talents, that ho ws4 going ts
). ! Lecture At sheaiail. The lads replied: Al
q sheffield! I'm 20 glcd;' .1~.5" hated thost
- Jaise. IN describing tho Warren connt,
n, IN. II js,1. charged the jury that breaking
- =. out Of :uc.. r1can Jill AZ that should creste
Il no presumption against the defendant OF PIE
20 20 -Mr- Twira. arotnancing traveller, was talk
~ i1S Of : cLnsch he had eeen in Spain: a mill
ana = half lag. = Elesa me- -aia Ger1ieh
a. 1Low broad wss y aTcn yards" aThis
IT, r. you'll observe, gentlemen" said Gsrrfck +
W. tie company. "this in not rnn',d lie, hu
differs from his other sto1ies Which sFe gen
1JN |
~, EsrE rieht meath sae window he stood,
%. o. And there. With bis soft scEenade,
- Tic awakened the |hoe ueaxabe1hodd-
ne But yn!niy he tried - arouse
Her irnm sle+p With his .srana 90 lc~itchln&
op While he played iu trout VI nc hoost.
at- she ticpt IN tic ts;ie back Kitchen
Us "A wj,low 1ailg. rho 1e.ides uear Llni1s
ug n. T.. eorarlaine Of the colIneas OF ler hu
led band during the List year Of their Ia7rried hf
ate Eor tho Errk gear hn uE"d to Addrsss nes - =
t,:o nyH n
Of breath bs referred lovingly" to her -
ent a paper called the Magnolia Flo,eer Bio
OF | eor,s III Arkansas: but the editor claims tn
in 1t does not make scent.
.lo- ene saia OF Boston ruoney-len.cs tn7t
ca kept tl,e trunk containing hfa securities ,,s
ha. tle head II liz he'd. and lay sEakc 10 he
srs NTb.u il = traveller from Now Yusk
ant Liverpool Ike john G. Whittier When
ar, | sr,s sca4:ck and becomes contributor 70 3
Ga- AI:nxic. TzieLds OF TIC family are laSls
Of | to attend.
a Iiiaaelphia ca1te< says of disss
has through which he dsires, - II goa run oyar
ou, ycuue-.er in this wara. the folks don't
sny.is:rs,:, lass tl,oy got mora children u
Ete wat'les 10! ea hu. ~ W essr ~ sHas ;n
h:E minutes. .
,tis- -{E.trad from 1tahops E1dminaloa
on OrEsrs.l What ID tie difference btiuee1
le11, Movable Feast and Z axe1 one canoso
,7ay i9Jfr rome eonsiderdtaoa).- ).-Mhy-2ne
Tho | Eestihle and tho otEeE 1snt- ltdaa&1ase
3 81 | tires TIL Tt1t ssiAe.
and "A ueg-m.ds Ch1i-si1u was brought bef
ats, magistrate for an unproroxed assart OF
The Jew. aTbat had he done that you sno
IT in knock hi,a down. asked the 3ndge. 70
for why isn+t he one Of the bloody Jews thar 9
1nr1e cited cur SariorT Dnt-" temtnss1ai,sa
md magistrate, "Ll that happeoee near nsAf'{
Prce- Thousand years ago. aa atf VIZ. ~
rbsa Heard oI ii last night," ans~esaa TIC OF
Pre.- During The ,.ial Of ! esse in ln9i.v
M Etot ii. vic told bin. To this, OF eoal
he attorcey objected and it uas rulsd oHi
h,r. thc J5dee. He wou1d proceed aS1in 10
.-s TO ..thrst how # vaa.r when the attorney "u
.s.e, sinr out. "How do you know thsts" =
!, hat v:fe told me" Tas the auawaf- Inns "1a
en,,n tecnni,r nnzble 70 eonsaiu lia1aelf Ion
threa "a. HSappose your wife were to tell you
...h: heavens hid fsIlen, what would sou thin
IL 10 ..Ve!l, den, dinks dey voe down.
oetor The Christian Laion, Mr.. Deecher 8
x the per. aayz q When ona'a feelings ara be
With eepse Of wrong, be earnestly det
that some mode of expression. A worldly
con- sets ralie. tJ swearing Good men react
x, at lame end BY liberal uaa Of controversial
recee | tlsess. When religious editox dec'
that = .brotbet-edftor makes slater
bean knowing It to be untrue, he hsA only tax,
d IN periphzastic vay Of esyiug d-n Tou.
en- Ia The way tie world looks Il it."
it wa3 Madame de Stael was psttiess u
: the Some gentlemen, who wished to teach b
lH1son, int1pduced person TO her whom
s de- said wss a very learned msn. She reet
N the him EIadnustv, hut, eager to ptod1ce e
u tbs preston, began to talk swss, snd a.. a1k