National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-08-26
Wit and Wisdom.

A JorNT CONCERN Anxiety about the
butcher bill.
He that gives way to self-will hinders
self-enjoyment.
THE more debts are contracted the
more they expand.
DYEING FOR Low -Coloring your mus
tache to please We an
ABOUT 81, 900 Iowa cows have gone III
to the cheese factory BUSH ;.
TO make Jams Last--If Won have iellies
and jams to make, make the iellies first
IF your bootmaker sends boots home
you cant walk in, you should walk into
him.
How to keep yourself dIy-Eat freely
of red herrings and salt beef, and don't
drink
To PRESERVE cut flowers, it is necessary
to cut piece off the stalks daily and re-
new the water.
MISSISSIPPI is to have no less than for
ty agricultural fairs during the coming
Autumn.
The manufacture of salt i'll Nj higan
lillN N'tii ollpN0 an li'lNtlNt ul'oI
manufacture of last of ~, 73l barrels
No wonder eyes sometimes look plead
ing and sorrowful they are under the
lash all the time
OMAHA disposes of desperadoes finally
and effectually. A vacuum is made in
the ground-and filled
HEARTS may be attracted by assumed
qualities, but the affections are only to
be fixed by those that are real.
CROWD of genuine American mos
quitoes have made their appearance in
London, and created sensation
HERE is nothing more allied to the
barbarous and savage character than
sullennes~ concealment and reserve.
PEASANT girls in Europe often sell a
magnificent head of hair for gaudy silk
handkerchief or ribbon hardly worth a
franc.
IN matter of sentiment there is but one
rule that of rendering the object of
your affections happy. All others are in
vented 10y vanity.
A YOUNG lady, about to he married.
says she will not promise to, . love, honor
and obey, but will say instead "love,
honor, and be gay,
4 WIDOW recently married Wisconsin
farmer, and, after living with him three
days disappeared, leaving hi.n her three
children to " raise.
An American now travelling in Europe
reports that Sweden is the only country
he has visited where the sleeping apart
ments are lighted with gas
THERE are few mortals so insensible
that their affections cannot be gained by
milducss, their confidence by sincerity,
their hatred 10y scorn or neglect.
IT is to be hoped, says local paper,
that the Governor Of Wisconsin will locate
the insane asylum before many more of
the state go crazy over the matter
THREE bachelors ont West lately played
euchre on a novel wager The defeated
is to marry before the year is out, and
support the other two "A whole year
A GRuMBLING old farmer lately express
ed wish that his cattle were endowed
with human Intelligence. He complain ID
that he was compelled to drire Hem to
drink
\ MAN ont West, hearing that dry cop
peras put III bed Of ants would cause
them to leave, put some III his mother
in-lnw bed to see if she would 90. He
SAYS she was there at b,st accounts
RESPECTING Certain Celebrated Cues
ton-Ihe conduct of the husband who
beats his wife, beats anything but that
of man who slams the door III the face
of his wife's relations, bangs all
IL Nevada u contemplative Digger
Indian sat watching party of base ball
PLAYERS. who seemed to him to be work
ing very hard Turning to one of them,
he asked 4" How much You get the
day -
AS experienced physician has discover.
ed, in the course al II long and varied
practice, that every one wishes to go to
heaven also, that most people are will
ing to take II great deal OF very disagree.
able medicine first
\ CouSTRYMAN who attended rae,
said lac didn't see why the sportsmer
should bc 50 particular to II quarter of Il
second about the end of IT, when they
: kept the public waiting half AN hour fol
the beginning.
LIKE morning dream, life becomes
more and more bright the longer We live
and the reason of everything becomes
8 more clear What hns puzzled ~ bcfor
, seems less mysterious, and the crookc,
paths look strniRhter ~ We approach The
= end.
, lor don't work enough to- earn You
sulnry, said the hcnd of II department
, III the New York Custom House to on
, of his clerks Work - exclaimed th,
. young man. II worked to get here
. surely you don't expect me to work nm
n longer
u Jpllrr>On'S Ten Rules.
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