Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-05-05

Miscellaneous.
Cooked Accounts Hotel bills.
Louisville has t7O,soe,7lo taxable
For ! stitch in tie ode pay your
tailor's BIN.
'-Money etent for Li6a Insurance in
the Washington, is money saved.
"A new theatre is to be erected in Salt
Lake City, Utah, on the cooperative plan.
Punch reports Quaker bo strict in
speech that he calls q yew tree thou
tree"
New pianos and organs from all the
best makers can be found at w. w. Kim
bslrs, Chicago u ~ e
| The Boston Courier confesses that the
great organ Of Boston IL the organ OF
selfsesteem: ss-7
Second hand pianos can be bought at
w. w. KimbalrA Chicago, from 500,
1926, $3.50, $500, and $225.
Send for an illustrated price circular
Of musical instruments to w. w. Kimball,
Chicago. ff ar 80 500
Premiums, policies and dividends paid
in cash in the Washington Life Insurance
Company, Of New York. 43@
The Board of Regents of the Institu.
ton for, the Deaf and Dumb and Blind, in
West Virgins, have agreed to locate the
institution at Wheeling. i's15
1T will take eight acres Of carpeting to
cover the floors Of the hotel into which
the old Southern of New York is being
reconstructed.
SCI have q great love for old hymns"
said q pretty girl TO her masculine friend.
Il am much fonder," he replied, "of the
young hers"
| The largest assortment Of pianos, or
gans and melodeons in the Northwest is
at w. w. Kimball's, SO Washington street,
Chicago.
"A Cambridge (Mass) policeman says
that during his ten years service he has
any other class OF citizens.
! AN urchin being sent for five cents
worth ofmaccaboy snuff, forgot the name,
and asked for five cents worth of make-a
boy-sneeze. fl.tss
The sharp youth who.was exhorted
to rise early, because his brother by SO
doing had found q purse, replied that the
fellow who lost it must have risen earlier
still.
mamma" said Ivan, showing rent,
"if fairy were to turn me into big lady
and you into little boy, wouldn't
whip that little boy for tearing his
pants" s3sal3
"A beautiful camel's hair shawl, for
some time past on exhibition at q we'll
known store in New York, was sold few
days ago for 5000 to . gentleman from
| Wisconsin. 4
| "A giddy student having his skull
fractured, was told by the doctor that the
brain was visible, on which he remarked,
"Do write and tell father, for he always
said had none"
20. d. Warner, while grading his
grounds at Red Bank, N. j., recently,
found quantity of stone implements,
consisting of an Ak, pestle, oyster knife,
etc, undoubtedly the relics Of now ex.
tinct race.
Reporters are often unconsciously sa-
tirical. A morning paper says in an
obituary; "Mr. = was an estimable
citizen. He lived uprightly. He died
with perfect resignation. He had recent
ly been married"
TO make little boys trowsers last
when you make suit Of clothes for them,
finish the coat first, and by SO doing you
will make the trowsers last. 1t is the only
way the thing can be done.
"A Newark man is getting very sus-
picious because his wife has several times,
lately, asked him why he didn't apply for
has exploded twice lately. He wants q
divorce.
How to prepare goose for the table.
Take your goose cOnfidentially into
corner, (any corner will dog, and then
BILE. When the dinner hour comes round
you will find him fully prepared.
| "A Confederate medical officer has e.
timated that the whole number of Con-
federates killed during the war was 50, 773,
the number lost was 100000. He says the
whole available force of the Confederates
was 100000. fe
"A young lady in Newark, when her
Jealous admirer sent back her letters with
= request that she should return his, an.
swered that she regretted that she could
not comply immediately, as she had lent
them to young gentleman to read.
| ITO the parent whose son dies in in.
fancy" says the Louisville Courier Jour.
nal, there must be something peculiarly
soothing in the thought that, no matter
what may be the fate Of the child in the
next world, it can never become mem.
| Der of base ball club in this"
"A volume entitled Health and Good
Living" has this statement: "Capital IL
careful; and it may surprise the reader
very much to know that the practice of
drinking liquor in connection with lunch,
has hec0me M general in New York with
ordinate posl1ions, aud the ill-effects 90
apparent, thai quite number of the larg-
est banks in and about Wall street have
for more than year been in the habit of
having substantial lunches spread in their
own buildings, under the very eyes Of Il