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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03
A Glass of "God's Wrath"

In one Of the quiet inland towns of
this Commonwealth, many years ago,
there lived an wble aareh faithful minister
of the Gpspei. There was IN his parish
at certain time an unusual interest in
religion, and q sermon was preached on
the Wrath Of God" 1t was u very
pungent discourse, and deeply affected
the congregation. After the sermon, an
inquiry meeting was held. aud mary
remained Among the number were
two wicked young men, who, from
motives of curiosity or mischief, placed
themselves among the inquirers. They
tried to disturb the meeting and dis
tract the attention Of those who were
really serious. After the meeting .lfey
went to the hotel, and walking up to
the bar, called for something to drink.
They were asked what they would have.
One Of them replied "Gve nle glass OF
the wrath of God" The bartender
turned him out something in the usual
way, and lie drank it and instantly teH
dead ,tpon the floor! A powerful I'M
preston was made upon tho young men
of that place, aud to-day that event is
remembered there with fear and dread.
God took him at his word. "For in the
hand of the Lord there is q cup; it is full
ofmixture, and He poureth of the same y
This man had drank at the hand OF
the Lord the cup of His fury"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

A curious incident happened a few
DAYS ago in New Canaan, Conn. A !.
vicious bnt fast horse, driven before 9 5
"sulky," while proceeding at rapid
rate down Main street kicked up, anq
got his two hind legs over the whinse-
tree. from which position the animal
could not withdraw them Nevertheless,
he padded along on two legs and made
gopd time, to the wonder and astonisfr. 2
ment of the lockers. OH. @EzGafa q
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03
Josh Billings in the Editors' Chair

Josh Billings ID tne 6UItOIS Ouoi1
His Answers to Correspondents.
Fred.-Yew sipt obsseged to ask the
girps mother II you may 60 home with
her from party; get the girls endorse
nsent and go In; II Is proper enough to
ask her to take your arm, but you have
no right to put your arm around her
waist unless you meet bear on the
road, and then you srs supposed 10 r.
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lay on her mothers knee; she turned
her face away and placpd her finger ON
q line.
The awful silence grows deeper. The
deep drawn breath Of the brother and
the broken gasps Of the murderer, nione
disturbed the stiffness. The widow and
dark haired boy are breathless The
little girl, as she caught \ feeling:of awe,
stood breathless, her face turned aside,
and her tiny fingers resting on the
lines of life and death. i 4 r.
At length, gathering courage, the
widow bent her eyes upon the page aud
read. It was from the New Testa.
ment:
"Love your enemies"
Oh! book of terrible majesty, and
child like lDve Of subliasity that crush
es the heart with rapture. II never
slione more strongly than IN that lonely
hut of Wissahicon, when it saw the
murdcrer's heart.
Now look how wonderful are the ways
of heaven. That very night as the wild
ow sat by her fireside--sat there with a
crushed heart and hot eyelids, thinking
of her husband who now lay on the
drenched soil of Paoli-there was a tap
on the door. She opened it-and that
husband, living though coverd with
wounds, was in her arms. a
He had fallen at Paoli, but not in
death. He was alive, and his wife pam
ted upon his bosom.
That night there was prayer and
thanksgiving in the wood embowered
cottage of Wissahicon. .r......
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

A little boy out west was asked if h0ea
knew where liars went, and answered a
yes-they went to New York to write
for the papers. ---.- 80. :
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

Suicide is now defined az the sickle
with which the Almighty reaps ths
harvest Of fools. s-4 -
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

HEAVEN. OF the faw expliNt 4te1E
ments made about Heaven, @thete j.
nothing more beautiful and saeisfysn1
than this---"Thers shall be do. might
there :" There Is mucir night hear!
So often the shadows come down over
u.s. aud shut us In like shroud! So
sombre grow the evenings, ana 50 few
the stars! It must be radiant country,
where II Il daylight forever and ever.
Neither sorrow nor crying. -GI9ff3s
bringsorrow frequently. Sorrown,a1E16e
nights, whsre-ever sorrow 1comseJs
Many are the mornings bright La0dI
golden which have turned into darhAGes
night are the noontime. Thank Gedpf
s,l ye sorrowing onea; that there II conn.,
ing . morning which n dimmed by
never cloud! which shall never gltd1i
into evening! which shall shine s0L
through the ages Of eterusty unchsngeS,si vi
auchsnging. .E.. s@4 9i@.ss*s
-------~-s->------- +s9 q .@soss
WAIEISe.-H you hold yourselfereot a
with your chin close to your neck swing ,
your arms freely and move rapidly you1
will Il nd walking the very best exercise. y
Few muscles escape work. fresh 'aars'
sunshine, and n constant charge of =
scene. have Taught gymnastics ASA
profession for many years, hut a. Fsei
source Of health believe walking to bo Il
to any Of the artificial exercisessS
The best hour during the autumn and I
winter, for people OF average strength, %
Is from seven to eight in the morning ~
for invali,ls from ten to eleven MtSas
Lewis and myself have walked around L
our Boston common more than a thoss-ss@
and mornings with the happiest results u
upon health and spirits. .s @. siS.
BY the way, Is 1t not curious fact =
while our people are clamoring for a.s
large park, which must be located sew
eral miles away, this beautiful park,
which lies at their doors, should never q
be visited by theme During these YEARS r
Of morning walks we have never, that:
We can recall, met single person out III
for n constitutional" With the except .
ion Of the children Of toll hurrying :
across to their tasks, We have Il alitt "
Oh rsslves. - Dio Eescis. 4..E ,satsaurl
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linquish your bold as soon ~ the bear
gets safely by.
Gertrude. inquiry stumps me.
The more think about it, the more
can't tell. As near as can tell, think
I don't know. Much might be said both
ways; neither may be right. Upon the
whole, think that would or wouldn't
just ~ thought best ar otherwise.
Whip.-You are right-mules live to
alonely age. have known them my
self to live one hundred years and not
half try. You are also right about their
being sure footed; have known them
to kick bop twice In second, ten feet
of.
Plutarch. mistaken. The
Shakers don't marry. Ifyoung Shakers
fall In love they are set to weedin on
ions, which cures them forthwithly. 1
can't tell you how much 1t costs to join
'em, but l believe includiu havin your
hair cut and learnin to dance, about
SOS.
Kitty.-To my own personal views, 1t
appears that the best rat and mice ex-
terminator Is q we'll regulated Thomas
cat. Beware of base limitations; sold by
all respectable druggists.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

Poor OLD HoRsE.-When he dies he
al bled; and his blood Is preserved for the
use Of the dyer. The name and tail are
next cut off for the manufacture OF sleeves
hair cloths, and bowstrings for the
violin; the shoes are taken off for the
mailer; the hoofs are cut off for combs
and various other kinds Of horn work,
and poltion OF the feet goes to the glue
maker, the skin Is stripped of for the
tanner, who converts It into excellent
leather for boots, harness, ETC., and the
collar maker finds it, In its rough state,
the best material for cart harness. The
flesh is then cut mp for carnivorous
beasts In msnageries. or for dogs, and,
though without knowing that they are
hippophagi, "a club Of horse-eatcrs, who
regularly advertise their club days.
some Of our fellow-creatures are RECALLED
In the cheap eating houses Of great
European cities with delicate bits Of
carcass in the form Of pates, pretended
besf-steaks or soup. When the flesh
and fat have been removed, the stomach
aud intestines are laid aside for machine
straps and strings for musical instru-
ments, and are often sold, for the last
purpose, as the best Naples cords; the
ribs arc turned into buttons aud child
ren's toys; the large round bones serve
for tweezcrs, whistles, ferrules, knife
handles, cups and balls, aominoes. etc:
the large fat buI,es are Of use to the toy
men for many things; even the teeth are
useful, when polished, to the dentist,
and for many purposes for which ivory
IL required. The bones Of the head are
either consumed in heating furnaces or
crushed for manure. The remainder Of
the carcass Is burnt. and by this process
produces ivory black. soot-black and
valuable manure. aud from the fat Is
extracted coarsc oil which is used by
mechanics. A very useful animal is
the horse, living or dead; and those who
"bay for dead horse,' are, according to
the above state ment, not in such very
unavoidable business after all.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

PUNISHMENT OF FEMALE Don JUASs.
According to the Albany correspo1'.
dent Of ef.e' Buffalo Express, the follow
ing bill is to be offered in the New YORK
Legislature: i,
Section !. Amy female ofchaste char
acter. under the age Of seventeen years,
who shall, with evil intent, winn!ngly,
winso,nely and willfully decoy and So
3,,ce from his domestic duties married
man (he being the father OF a family ana
having children over ten years Of age),
and by artful wiles draw him away from
his family, shall, Oh conviction, be
deemed guilty Of . misdemeanor, and
shall be i'm mprisoned In House OF Re-
fuge for not less than two days. II, on
the trial OF such young aud artful female
It shall be shown that the married man
80 ssducsd and entieed away IS MIN
ster Of the Gospel in good standing, the
offender shall in like manner be sent
enced to not less than one hour nor more
than two hours imprisonment IN tns
county jail.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

HUNToON's POETRY.
Huntoon's Hair Restorer I've tested,
With all its virtues rare,
And find in 1t invested.
The power to change the hair.
And every dashing fellow,
Who may in beauty lack,
Can change that mOnstache yellow
To grand and glorious black!
o, maiden fair with raven hair,
Az age creeps on apace,
What will once more to you restore
Your beauty and your grace!
And gladden. every home,
Gray hair TO black II will change back
Tis HuntOons Hair Restorer!
'Tls sought by all, both great and small;
To all II is a prize;
Its price Is low-tis o death blow
To poison liquid dyes.
In every town IL can be found
Wherever you may roam:
Twill all delight who use Alright
'Tfs HuntoOn's Hair Restorsr!
HUNTOON'S
HAIR RESTORATIVE
Is . Wonder or the World!
and stands above comparison with any other article
for the Hair ever brought before the public.
PRICE,, $1.OO.
For sale by WESTCOTT 4 KIRK, Upton. nlly
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l., l.. SWEET.

A TTORNEY AT LAW, Conyeyancer, Insu-
ciaI attnmtian % aiven !" Prnhate Rnsiness eRIi XII
business promptly attended to. Charges rea-
sonable. Office in basement OF Court House,
Upton, Iowa. 3G69
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EXCHANGE OFFICE.
CI0HT DRAFTS ON NEW YORK, on CHI
- 0ago, can be had of the subscriber, In sums
to suit customers.
Certincates OF Deposit, or Drafts ON New
York. Boston, and Philadelphia, cashed. Com
pound Interest Notes purchased, and 1905
always on hand.
WILLIAM H. TUTHILL.
Tipton, Iowa, Feb. 18th. 1885.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1870-03-03

cyALr 4 KIP BOOTS and Women's Calf
u Shoes made 70 order 1T the BIG BOOT
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-02-01
TREMAINE BROTHERS
gv9R. JOHN c. pjERSOM,

A SSlSTED by tho Sth Regiment Brass
N Band, under the direction Of Prof WM.
Il. LYBRAND, will give three of their popular,
pleasing and musical entertainments at JAN
SATURDAY EVENINGS, February ), 4 and s..
The programme will consist of a choice se-
lection OF Sentimental, Humorous, Temper
ance and Soul-S;irr;ng Descriptive Songs,
Glces and Choruses. Railroad Chorus, [de-
scriptive.] Accommodation Train, stopping Il t
all StatioEs. Passengers will please keep their
Tickets in sight. j. Il. PIERSON, Conductor.
Man the Lie Boat. a Thrilling Descriptive
Trio. Storm at Sea- Thunder and Lightning.
Thank God we're Saved y! Trip to Niagara
Fails, descriptive Old Gent-Ah. there's the
English Falls; 1 wonder why they are not az
high az tho American. Yankee-Well, as nigh
as l can caPlate, it's because they haint got so
far TO fall. Dutchman-Dish Falls is pig.
Forty Years Ago. \ Trio full OF harmony and
feeling. Farmer Stubbs' Visit to New York,
with his large and interesting Family, [dc-
scriptivo Giving full account OF the Far
inf House. The Central Park. The Mock
Auction, &c. The Ship on Fire, descriptive.
What They do ut the Springs; or, Life at Sara.
tpga, (descriptive.l Where Shall the Soul
Find Best. Grand Soul-thrilling Chant. The
Rehearsal, descriptive. The Amusing
Tyrolean Musical Sketch entitled, DER
LEIDERKkANZ ZSANGERBCND LEtDERTA-
FILE SOCIETY.
Tickets IS cents. Children SO centa. Doors
opon at Z, to commence at o clock.
CARD.-C. n. TREMAINE d BROTHER,
Pianoforte Manufacturers, and General Agents
for tho BURDETT COMBINATION ORGAN,
with Carpenter & Burdetts new improve
ments, No. 1876 Broome street, near Broad
way, New York. Feb
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MURDER ALWAYS ON HAND. -TLeIr is
plenty of fresh stabbing, pounding, poi
soning and shooting. Five new cas- arc
now under investigation, involving tho
crime of murder. One is u vito murder
by stabbing; another common whiskey
murder, death resulting from injuries re-
ccived in drunken row; and tho third
is case Of FREQ love shooting, etc. All
the kinds of irregular life have 'hc;r rn.
nslties. s.-Ne,o York HG1'0W.
A radical paper OF New York docl4r, )
that no less than thirteen loyal mem
bers of tho Georgia Legislature havo
been killed within the last two or three
years If this were true, all of thom
would have been doad. If thirteen Of
the critters had been killed, tho rest
wot.ld have been scared to death.
"a short time since, in Crawford County,
No., Mr.. w. w. married the eldest
,laughter Of Mr l.. d., and Mr.. l.. d.
also married the eldest daughter of Mr..
W. W. According to tho laws Of con-
sanguinity, what relation will the children
OF each household bear to the other, and
what will bo the status Of the parentage?
"Muggins. what ora in the world 8
history, do you regard with tho deepest
horror" "Thc ohol-era?" gasrcd Mug
gins, with spasmodic ahndder.
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THE suPRBmE BrgeM.

Nh. EpI1oR: In thesn dsys. when education
l-haa,so much te do with seleyatiosof any
pebble &-pd4ally tho colorad peosle Of sAis
coAAtrySin SAich black man Is Obliged to be
mtth BETTER Educated than q white man, to be
isscqual IL many particulars, according "a
itba$light ihSshich things pertaining to fhe
colored people living under this Government
are viewed. We cannot afford to let slip tho
/ opportunity Of raising, when Possible, to
honorable positions, such colorcd men as are
| capable of doing credit to the same by a good
share Of erudtc Qualifications. Therefore,
let tho black. .man, be raised 10 the Supreme
Bench, who may be tho less object OF criti-
oism by virtue of hie literary qualifications,
and Il superior status as lawyer, and one
who, II he should make mistake, in word or
sentence, is able to correct tho same by those
rules designed for that purpose Which is Il
matter involving some difficulty, il know
icslsc of such rules has not been aclui1 cd, aud
tho want Of which readily justiirs blun-
derH, and renders one an object Uf just md un-
just criticism.
Tho Supr. me Bench is a position cuustitut-
ing tho supositiUn that the gentlemen who sit
upon it are men of considerable practice in
law, extensive acIua intance with the theory
or Jurisprudence and to L respectable degree
qualified to grapplc with such point. IN com
| rnon science as may be connected with certain
casCs upon which it often becomes the duty
of the Judge to decide, and which arc familiar
| only to the educated
In our action in this matter, al! personal
preference should bo pushed upon the buck
GROUND, and not give to any man our srpport
tor that high position, merely because he is
black OF white, or because of any peculiar
favor bestowed by our personal savcritcs: but
NO should act with an eyo single to such qua
lities as will adoru such a position, and in
view of the best interest Of til" whole people,
and of rejecting due credit upon the race With
which the oo!orcd msn filling s"ch position
is identified.
Uur interest ~ L people, aii,i Iu, ,,ur
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A Lecture

XNOR tho benefit OF Ursulinc Convent by
IL Hoi,. a. T. ALDRICII, will be delivered at
Carolina Hsll WEDNESDAY,, February 9, o..
w Doors open at 3 O'Clock F. Nj.
HuScEAEY Co,EMITTEE.-Rcv. J. J. O'Connell,
rev. w. A. Moriweth.r, General John b. Pres
ten, Hon. ". f. DeSaussurc, his Honor the
MAJOR. Daniel Pope, EsI:. James Gitbes,
Esl., Cartain Stanley, Or. John lynch
Tickets 70 be obtained at the Eoobstcrs,. l..
Jackson. Druggist, the Nickersoi Housc
and Columbia Hntcl. Jan 80
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Patent Office.

A LEXAADER & MASON, Solicitors VI Auic-
"a rican and European Patents, and Coun
selIccs 1T Patent Laws. tiftecn years expert
ence az sel!c!tcre Of Patents,> 460 Seventh
ton, ID. q. Papers carefully prepared, and
Patents secured without delay. Examinations
in the Patent Office free OF charge, and no in
is allowed. Charges as reasonable as any
other reliable Agency. Send for circular OF
terms. instructions and reference. Jan 80
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-02-01

The gcopeeyt for ythe, benefit Of yMr.
Jos. H. Denck. the noted pianist, comes
off this evening, at the Nickerson House.
or bis sbilities az an artist. it is iunneces~
sary to speak-his reputation is tho.
roughly eetablishedr-his performance
having been listened to by large and Nd.
miring audiences iu Europe as well as
America. He will bo assisted by several
ladies' and gentlemen of acknowledged
musical ability. The programme. as will
be seen by this mornings PHGNIx, has
bccn materially changed.
Davis Pain Killer has won FOR Itself
reputation unsurpassed in the history of
medical preparations. 1t began TO be
favorably known in 1889, we believe, md
has ever since been gradually growing
into public favor, till. in thousands Of
families, it has come to be considered al
article OF necessity. 1t gives immediate
relief in case OF scald or burn, as we'll as
iii thr sudden attnck of diarrhoa, dys.
entcry. or other similar affections of the
bowels; and, being an entirely vegetable
preparation, it is as safe as it is reliable.
The promptness aud certainty with which
it acts in relieving all kinds of pain,
makes it eininontly worthy its name
Pain kiilcra name easily understood,
and not easily forgotten. In cholera it
has been e,ninently successful, when used
according to directions in tho earlier
stages Of the disease. 1t has also been
successful in curing fever and ague. For
o sudden cold it is almost specific.
Rheumatic and neuralgia affections give
way to this emiuently family medicine.
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS Ts.-Attention -
called to the following advertisements,
published the first time this mornlnc:
Sophia N. McCully-Norice
j. D. Bateman-Cow Feed
jacob Leviu-Desirable Sale.
Tremaine Brothers at Jnnney's Halt.
Netting Palmetto Fire Company.
Meeting Columbia Lodge No. I0S.
Porry Davis & Sons Pain Killer.
w. II. Wigg-C Citation.
Justitia-Thc Supreme Bench
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The English papers have accounts OF r
recent wedding with seventeen brides.
maids. four clcrgymcu, and three bands
Of music.
A retired school-n.aster excuses his
passion for angling, by saying, that from
constant habit, he never feels quite him
self unless hos handling tho rod
"Can you tell me how old Satan is?"
asked an irreverent fellow offs clergyman.
"My friend, you must keep your own
family record" was tho reply.
Tho oldest wager en- record Alpha
bet. .-Ne,cark Register.
Not much. Eve was the oldest wager.
She was Adams better half. Cali of
your dog, now.--Brtck Pomeroy
During a performance of La Belle He.
lenc. recently, at Amsterdam, the actor
who played Menelaus, died ON the stage
from rupture of an aneurism. The
audience laughed, thinking it was part
of the play.
The vostmcnts worn at Romo are de-
scribed rs beautiful beyond conception.
and the ladies say the lace upon them
snrpasscs anything in the world. So daz-
zling nre the colnrs Of the dresses that
tho bishops aro likened to bed Of tulioe
In appearance.
Just the thing" Such is the excla
nation Of the Dysrtrsics who ,lse Sono.
Mons BrrEHs. MAJ
IIetters-like fashionable young ladies
must have the stamps before tho mails
(malcsl will take them.
The weak and emaciated mothor saws:
"My health and strength is restored bg
the use of SoLoMoNs' BrrrEDe. N21
money is very tight" said a thiel
who was trying to break open bank
vault
"Oh! what at excellent Tonic" Ia the
language of the invalid who uses SoLo-
MONS BrrrERs. N2l
A contemporary thinks that over all
ballroom doors should be inscrsbed,
'Look out for the train" f' fssf r.
81 am strong and healthy, yet to pre-
serve my good condition" rss Soro-
MONS BrrTERs. N21
A policeman was seen tho other day,
during a rain-storm, with an umbrellas,
trying to arrest tho rain.
MI DEspERAHDuM Horri-Hundreds
of cases of Scrofula. in its worat stages,
old cases of Syphilis that have defed The
skill OF eminent Physicians, Rheu
matics who have been sufferers for years,
and the victims Of tho injudicious use Of
Mercury. havo been radically cured bp
DR.. TUTT's SAEsAPARILLa AND QUEEN's
DELIGHT. 1t is the most powerful alter
ative and blood purifier known. It 10
prescribed by very many Physicians.
J306
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-02-01

LIvER CoMPnAINr.-Arise from tor
pidity Of the liver, causing decrease 10
tho flow of bilo; frcm too great determ;-
nation of blood, causing enlargement,
Inflammation. ahcesse$$;; sssoai obssTuo-
tion of the docts leading from it into she
bowels, causing jaundice and similar
afections; it sometimes produces. dis
eases of the skin--such as pimples.
tnmors, blotohes. sores. ulcers, boils,
itchings, erysipelas, scurf, sore eyes,
dc. 1t gives the skin yel!owish tipge,
sometimes deepening till it assumes o
very tawny and greasy look; the whites
OF the eyes become yellow or greenish.
and tho tongue white or brown coated.
Heinitsh's Queen's Delight is the cure
6y purifying and cleansing the blood.
For sale by Druggists everywhere. y28