The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-11-11

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aGrvE me some headache and family
fight" is the Ohio call for glass OF whisky
and bitters.
ALI. that Philadelphia wants to make her
happy during the ceming winter is q nrst-
class circus.
A CrSc1SNGrr inebriate is said to have
been homeops.hically cured OF drinking
by seeing spirits.
An Indianian WANTS. divorce beauss his
wife won't give him money enough to 1--we
on
TIE dunkards are about to establish a
college at Bourbon, Marshall county, lndl-
ana. &C.,.
ONE foundlines' home in New York city
has received 1900 babies during the last
year.
,r,Ss has been sentenced to imprison
ment for life N Ohio, for placing obstruc-
tons on railway track.
TIE manufacturers of Newark propose
10 institute course of lectures for their
employees this winter.
New ORLEANS is beginning to receive
her new crop of molasses ten days earher
than last season.
TIE first colored boy who entered the
high school of Portland is now state SEN
ator in Texas.
DURING 1869 there were sold by twelve
manufacturing companies in this country
800, 669 sewing machines
THE residence clause of the Illinois con-
stitution is said to disfranchise large
number of Methodist preachers.
SurY members of an educational insl-
tute in Maine, recently spelled caterpillar
II different ways.
TIE Rochester Democrat thinks it is be-
coming q serious question whether the
roughs own that city or not.
ANOTHER happy Denverian has found
another gold brick. He sings, with great
gusto, ''My days of happiness are ore
A Missouri paper sagaciously remarks
that s.St. Louis will now take rank as one
Of the fourth cities of the Union.
A PRuss1EN hussar officer has sent home
an account of the battle of Sedan written
in ancient Sanscrit.
BAVARIA has sent to the army battery
of new mitrailleuses Of Bavarian lnventlon,
It fires $50 bullets per minute.
TIE Erie railroad extension, from Buffalo
to Suspension Bridge, viii be finished oy
the middle of November.
ENGLAND, tits said, is ready to supply
any deficiencies in the American glove
market caused by the European war.
Or the 5000 employees in the treasury
building at Washington about l,lOO are
women, several of whom hold hrst-class
clerKships.
liz San Francisco, Cal, recently, an apo
thecary was mobbed by a crowd OF lndign-
J ant Cinnamon for selling them molasses
for opium. &
PASSENGERS and baggage from New Or
leans to Houston, Texas, are quarsntlned
: for twenty-five days, by whatever route
they arrive.
3 Tzz words seTo Let" are now seen on
. many buildings in New York. The supply
T is greater than the demand.
: THE number of Americans in Paris il
: ! less ut the present time than 1t has been
. for many years.
d THERE are said to be more Irish born
t citizens in New York, according to the cen
q sus, than in Dublin
It TIE organizers of the barricades in Par
= Is. s.among other means of defence, hay'
e prepared petroleum pumps
IKE Prison Reform Congress, at Cincin
q natl. have agreed to form q national asso
cation and call an International conven
d ton.
is A SOCIETY has been organized at Balti
A. 4fr Mild foul tn
J. rivers of Maryland from wholesale slaugn
a ter.
- The squares and pleasure grounds Q
n Paris, have been planted with cabbage
= :; and caulihowers, for the use Of the lnhabl'
re ants.
vs. A CONTEMPORARY, evidently overcome b
is the aurora, says that on Friday night las
III ssthe lambent pastimes of boreal corrus
cations" were realized In full -E
In searching for gold, much depend
upon whether the right measures are t
IS ken to find it. Quartz can be relied on
g; serviceable, but pints viii always fail.
d TzE plum trees in some parts of Il
y Middle States are reported to be In 10
We We bloom. having mistaken the recent ralI
VI and pleasant weather for early spring.
Nv SHOW MANY feet long was the snakes
an asked person of a traveller who had luS
er related a story Of the encounter OF DC
ne constructor killed by him. ''One hunore
he and ninety-two inches" was the repf
be s'snakes have no feet
be A PENNSYLVANIA editor having stated ]
be a paragraph that there was man IN II
he place who had been drunk for 80 year
'e- was called upon by 20 different person
TO who demanded retraction, each VISIT
ne insisting that the item was personal a
"a tack.
OF THE passes o. che Andes have been So
en- viewed with reference to the constructlt
DC of railroad between the Argentine d
'o- public and Chill. A practicable route ni
re been found, over which it is estimated IN
on a road may be built at a cost OF sSz,OOt
W. W. 600.
Az Irishraan strongly prejudiced In fay
- 70 of the French almost broke his neck, U
- other day, at Albany, n. Y, by jumpu
- from the seaffolding of Catholic ehufe
- where he was employed as laborer,
Nv soon as he heard that it was owned oy 9
ort Germans. 3
,ht AvIDowER of New Haven, who happe
on ed to marry second time without consu
m ing the wishes of daughter, on attemI
air ing to introduce MS DEoe lnso eno 1-1--'
ter mansion q few nights since. was set up
ate with sticks and stones and compelled
ow- fly for his life.
,of, sJoHN." said poverty-stricken man i,
elt- his son, s.Fve made my will to-day;
ock aAhF replied John, ''you were liberal
six me. no doubt ''Yes, John; came DO
the handsome, I've willed you the wnC
ing State Of Virginia-to make aiv1ng Id, W
on the privilege of going elsewhere II you
Ses- do better"
Is A oLERGYaAN last summer visited
'os- celebrated Hoosac tunnel, and encount
rds a spriehtly Irishman, who, IN reply to
wer question. '.Do you think this work '
and pay?" promptly replied; "Faith no;
nat then it will be great ornament 70 s
ess' iety."
sue sue TEE people of Versailles were grea
'uiu t alarmed at the official report OF the G
eas, tures made at scissors, Just made pub
n15 LAY Ninety-nine officers and 4, 6SS rank g
,t ,ulu file surrendered. Besides these l2S g
'en' of all kinds, 70,500 bombs, 12O tons g
powder, and q military chest contain
pI 81. 600 francs, fell into the hands OF