, 1870-11-20

{rrts Correspondence aS fhs LohipH j ikatNrstas-
The number of horpital-beds Is, tor.u-
u4tcly, far larger than the number of wo1ni-
&C.. AID this ElEes lite to ,nsny jokes: ono
.lared, ty spelling the only patient in it With
good things, and 70 te.ard1ns his
in sLe street and eAys: "Ah! you arc
An otieer; l hope il you are wounded
you will coE.e 10 my a1ubrlaace:'' VERY
booked six deep already" ambulance work
is not 20 much to tho tasto Of eoue lauies as
HAT CT the ricenditre. Awell-knoan actress
offered her services ts eaH:iHiere to 4 ynlun-
icet corps "A-c you maSriea {" was the ttat
question "!Moa Die,t! ,,ont" Ard now aha
Gines at n!eLsnt's daily. with an intizma11
4 young Mobile had his leg broken, and il
wsB eet LT terrible Glow practitioner whom
| the lob Vas done and the surgeons back
turned, the Mobile said to his pozt bed.
IeigElo or, ~ lave got ball In n,v back, too,
but vas not going to tel him; il M trol
Tic Brittany men arc d1eadfulls etoeked Il
some things they see in Paris reveral 0!
| them The other day stood, alnoat with tcaEa in
| their eScs, opftcsste a hidcGus ca1icatuEe oi
the Fere; i gentleman ekw 1t glance ~ha1
| WAS tho matter, bought al1 the copies OF the
4 print, ana immediately tore them into fras
ncnse.
The following is original Of its kind: 4 pa
titnt OF Or. Blanche, TITO famous physician oi
| tho irsauc, having recovered. asked peEmls
zion 10 wrsto to Ills family: Make. haste
ileu,'' raid tho doctor, .'for tho balloon
starts to-merroE The Eal!",y you mean
ten ycu tlat rince you were i'll Paris Is besieg
cd and cut CT from al communication" The
oor man turned fe.rfully pale: ~ though
I vsB cnEec, aud vou tell me such stories n
th,e!'' Dr.. B!anct,e wss compelled 10 take hi
patient to the fortihcatious to prevent i 70
l1pse.
Here is a rsmfart stcsy: l. zouave We.
determined 10 Wait his Eanete, and gos Gu
without accident, but, On his return, was aees
ard fired at, hut no: hit. The grnners il
Fort 1ssy, hearing the firing, began throwing
sLells ard Fort Tanvsee followed the ex1zn
l1e. The cntn:y il SAID to have suffered se
vere!y, all iccause a Zcusve went 10 see hi
sweetheart u Ncndou.
The Notifies do their best to mike their en-
camr nents gay come Of tho huts are cove1e
rith ccmic Inscriptions. such as " Wanted,
of Children" mo Pru=eians admitted Il
tcnei.rr il on Tie FRS: floor." " Wanted,
ma1l.oi-Rli wcfk," &C. On the Boulevard &c
E.tigroilts 1cealar concert il establlshet
9 o'clock; the iapresafio and co1
due,or il IN oA pupil or the ConsesvAtoire.
ccnic singer az we'll As musician; ausshe
lertu1ncS war lately singer At the FL Dor.
do. ard ronaes the sudience into euthrsiaHt
with tie ''Cri de Vengeance" At tina tel
miEaticn Of the Performance. collection
made for tho wounded. Over the cookirt
I place ct one ccrps hangs fine cAt-skin, wit
the inscription, Au Ion lspin-.ante.'
| Horte Beef Givee T1so to hundreds Of jokes
alt is rupoeed to taK horse H. eh! Ity th
hour or by the dietance:" "Horsea wei
formerly stimulated by the epur, now it Is i
mustard" "G1rcon! m chapon an g1t
eel" Garcon! IN flet de cheval sans eel
Genie definitions and dictionaries hay
lonr been the rage; here arc tao Of tho pre-
ept r2oment: "FuslLune i.rns one fol
Ia.tir les braves. ct qui fait ra1tir les po
trons.r 4Nisrutlltuse--Un ogre (oryue> /
tNbane!"