The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1870-02-26
Variety.

@renhants are now used in India before the
Nrw Orleans landlords get rid of obnoxious
~ nts by removing the roofs for repairs
nimbIe clown cracked a joke and his knee
pan at the same time, in an English circus,
pbetry il defined as - any expression of thought
10 arranged as to make man fight or cry"
Oranges % grown on the Florida plantation Of
~ Harriet Beecher StOwe,' are for sale in
tH tgomery, Alabama
nouchester, Massachusetts,. caught and sold
-siOO, 900 worth Of fish in 1869. Five hundred
ia ten vessels and o 900 men did the business
Ne baId-heads Of the Wisconsin capital lately
"a an exclusive ball How the whirling billiard
pIk must have looked from the balcony!
The real property Of Richmond, Virginia is es-
mated Mt s2j, 900 900, and the personal $780,
50-
Dorchester, Mass, has degenerated by aunexa-
icn, into the Sixteenth Ward of Boston.
Al huge petrified mitren has been found at Fort
Inn, and it is supposed to have been that which
.nn gave the Cardiff giant
The two steam ferries at Shreveport are kept
~ in crossing emigrant wagons all bound for
6htin dresses are now rapidly going out of fash
oa except for deerepid old ladies and dewagers.
Boston has three places of Unitarian worship,
rec the seats are all free.
1he midwinter view of Niagra Falls from the
'es suspension bridge is said to be very fine.
Connecticut Yankee has invented top that
'tzb forty minutes and weighs over pound
Due of the - wealthy Americans" who recently
naried an aristOcratic young lady at Milan, turns
=. to be rowing jOUrneyman barber
A debating society at Walnut Bend, Barren
.olty, XIV, has decided that 50 all the human fam
lr now on earth are not descendants of Adam and
A correspondent Of the Boston Transcript asks
! q serious question" Ii is this =" Can any one
eli Why the soul, which certainly is the individu-
u the me or l. Is called az or she by almost every
'cs ?"
From the number of weddings occurring about
Ase days, it will hardly do to say that marriages
~ contracted
person who had got some smattering of ZOO
afcal lore said one day to a novice, that croco-
iss were often seen in tears. {" Oh, that is moth
nj rejOined the novice, 81 have often seen
shles blubber.''
When men break their hearts, remarked a
o1ster breaks one of its cIaws-anOther sprouting
"a. Immediately and growing in its place.
rHERE's THE RUB.-.s Plain-faced girls should
lress plainly" remarks lady of authority on
AseIOn Was there ever young lady who was
~Alllng to admit that she had plain face?
youthful traveller, scarcely in his teens, who
nas often passed between Ohio and Massachusetts,,
n>s taken down the names of nine hundred loco
noflEe engines which he has seen on different
f1ilrOads
An editor down South. who served four days
en- jury says he's so full of law that it Is hard
20 keep from cheating somebody.
ne New York Times says the fashionable
1tnSs IN Boston just now are root beer, New
gland root beer, old fashioned root beer, Ottawa
- Chieasaw beer, ChOetaw beer, Chippewa
- and several other kinds of beer Lager beer
y Prohibited by the prohibitory law
fn lrishman being about to Join company
ping during the late war, was questioned by
Il 81 the officers - Well, sir when you get into
{ ~ S, Will you fight or run? :" An faith," re-
'he Hibernian, 50 I'll be after doin as a ma
y ay yees dOes.''
- insurance company in Portland, Maine,
81. IIPEued to for policy upon house in village
- r. uAs no fire engine. The agent asked
Is Il lt are your facilities for putting out fire ?''
MI sometimes in our town, replied the ap-
-'' With great simplicity.
!oung Canadian girl who ran away from
- anu went to Detroit has been arrested for
49, When offered her liberty in case she
|eenid % back home. She showed her GOOD taste
81 Sr,.aLoS wing reply f Not any, mister: like
T1i tat-o Ia prison better than Canada at liberty.
sac my chances on this side.'
- IS IVAN says one of the most winning feat
- :, ny5ton As the pOliteness of the people.
~ ~ my treated by all. Even an Irishman.
Az uls'lllery in disguise, after repeated and
III biIS APts TO direct him to his hotel, reflected
fiof :. painful perplexity, but suddenly said,
14 o. - now might have thought of it before.
H. T. -''ns and show you myself" And be did.
4 the Ing Of German Immigrant fell to pieces
Il ailroaJ AN IN OF the Dayton, Xenia and Cincinnati
go rec. reeently and six thousand dollars in
= 1s a a scattered all over one of the passenger
Hhgerz fIe .T scramble ensued among the pas
- s bnt me he privilege of handling the coveted
efy piece was recovered by the owner.