The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-07-10
Morning Star nd Catholic. Messenger.
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client once burst into tears after he
cssim;na m sTe ;s1se@eng q ms counsel, eI,
- ~, u ~ nys snink snHered hall
.--.oA. ". - Il ~ tnis Gay s.isf
young =. -. having asked permission
OF girl to kiss her, she replied, ssNo. thank
you; an1veE axe ~ - Doctors bill stuck in
:, Y = said souae babies are SO small that
they can creep into quart measures; but the
way in which some adults can walk, into
sscu MEASURES = aston1ng." Sasa ss,,..,
Hayes City, Kansas, has . female con-
stable. The young men are in constant
rear thas she may have " an attachments ,,
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A. grave digger IN K.r... rv;4,, ,.ns
buried man named button, seilt q Bill to
his widow, a. follows: "To making ono
Buteon-holey - 50.n
khWhy do xou call ma R;r1;a. da.r. q, ~.
0uired : Wffs 81 her hnsh.rN &c Roc.,,sa "
was the ansvar. Nyou Az 'alvavs $500
ated in nv mind ~ sA 1 ~, "sys assocl-
Mr.. Dump, being iopo in arraars. .or,.
planned one morning that his coffee was not
settled. g You had shettar settIa &C. ~
colfee,n said the landladv' &c and than vuo
plain.h - - '''o 80 = oo- -
4 Western aa;+o,
who lived in his v;c;n;tx a sans % ssTh rogue
cal has broken every hanE and ;a;1 rus,
Sabbath we have had in this connty for a tha
last five years. ~ '1'0
a an oo. aaa "a q Ramng grocery kept by
W.. na.I s1 s:s, Ie S?matoes are as red as
own eyes, and her penner ss hot as ho 90 n Nc,
temper.n ri'e- 80 wv - ne' OWL
80 n mam p pna awakenea py the captain
that Rs III %oa 1870. w,sn s me announcement
M oooSs VI, ,1one.Iel1seiy fePleo. Oh, 1T |
WIN "ul' GU, 'noy 70 an oi0 paar.
sven, wMLe 1eing measured for pair |
oI oooss, Snserved, MAKE them cover the |
enelle Sa. mPossioie, returned the
a s poos mayer, surveying ms Gus
ouar.r, .i 5 neau " iooS' haven't leather
enough
How heavy you walk !" exclaimed Mrs.
Mackwhack, on hearing her husband tum-
pung up,sealIs Sne otner night. "Well,
my 1ea1, vas Tue grun response III you
eau SeS nAsr1.. VI WHISKY upstairs with
:. less noise' snouid IKE TO see you do
IT,
A pamphlet is just published which
breaches the marvellous theory that "man
is what q woman makes him." According
to the authors dictum, we presume that
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the anthor, called on LATTE, the
BANKER One morning, and said, You'll
think me- very bold, perhaps, but want to
borrow three Thousand francs" eyes,
ao," replied Laftte; but you'll admit
ana bclder than you, for intend to lend
them 70 youS"
A witty gentleman, speaking of friend
who was prostrated by Illness, remarked,
that he could hardly recover, since his con-
stitutton Was all gone. If his constitu-
lion 10 ali gone" said q bystander, |" do |
not see how he lives at all. sOh,n re- 8
'ponded the wag, she lives on the by
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In spite of the ill-foundled contemp ut
which DR.. johnson protested to entertain T
,reat p0liteness, and when She called on b
Tim In Bolt Court, and his servant could
rot Immediately provide her with chair, a
Re said, You see, madam, wherever you b
20 there are NO seats to be got"
An old gentleman. who used to freouent
certain cofTee-house. beino unwell. con o
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