Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-07-15

t j @A~AatuGL n. stephens now Wei.la
but seventy-six pounds.
Much Of the hair worn by Young la-
esles IS cuS IRON the heads Of conyicts,
cornell University is 70 have q chair
4 OF Chinese and Japenese.
4 Kate Field is preparing a lecture on
char les Dickens, with whom she had
an intimate acquaintance.
Mrs. Chamberlain delivered the
Grafton at LakeVille. Dacota county,
Minnesota, on the Fourth.
When women come to sit fn the fury
& box possibly infants may get to be crers
in courts.
+ Somebody says that Decoration
Il Day, with the ladies lasts the whole
year round. The wretch
4 Oh, Wouldn' live forever.
II wOuidn'tffI could
But I needn't fret about fE
Fur couldutif III Would.
! A Kentucky Sheriff has notified he
taxpayers Of his district that he IS 'tyr-
ed Of duning for -aks. and that "taks-
palers OF to know tha OF 70 pa without
beung duned.
Never listen 10 fatterers, my dear,
tsaid a mother to her daughter. fWhy,
mamma, how should ] know that they
are hatterers unless y listen to them7'
''Ah, Jenny, said a sympathizing
friend to a man who was just too late
for the train, 'you did not run fast
enough. 'Nes, ] did said Jenny
but 1 didn't start soon enough
White dresses have never been SO
much worn as at present and have new
er been so prettily made. Amongst tae
pretdest material is French nainsook
The Pittsburg E9sk promises Ehat che
/ Democracy Of that district shall send 10
/ Congress a Democrat "who favors pro-
lection, and will be able 20 assert it ON
the floor of the House.
Train tried to coax the Wisconsin ed.
itorial eXcursionists across the river az
Council Bluffs to dine in Omaha. by tel-
legraphing: "Order a barrel oficed ieu-
Onaded for Wisconsin editors with my
compliments. Ii was weak atlrac-
ton for them, and they declinedto cross.
Il Swift proposed 10 put a tax on female
beauty, and to leave every lldy TO rate
fher own charms. He said the tax would
/ be cheerfully paid, and would be very
productive.
K A servant girl asked her mistress the
/ other evening for the loan of her white
muslin dress to wear to party, modest
| " remarking, 81 dislike to ask you for
/ il, as borrowed clothes never fit me as
well as my own.
I Forget and forgive, says tie hus
band, with lofty wave Of his Eodlilll
hand. That sounds Christian and pret-
! ty; but, unfortunately, the husband does
all the forgetting, and the wife all the
! forgiving. FaNNy Es57k
i a newly married couple should never
i go to sea on their wedding tour. Tor IL
/ there is any selishness or other
mean TRIMS of character abnut either of
them they will not fail to appean before
their journeys end.
If A precocious boy in a public school
i out west, who stands high IN geography
was recently asked by his teacher where
i Africa was located. lie promptly au-
+ iswered: "Al over the United States
Il Like Casar's wife, an egg must bc
i above suspicion, for tolerabie egg IS
Iintolerable. A fowl and her eggs are
soon parted. Lookout for old hens, for
they may lay stale eggs. E-e-actly.
It is said that this is about the season
Of the year for young girls % their gig-
/ glehood to elope with poor devils WITH
/ colored mustaches, palaces By the lal1c
4 of Como, and other mythologlcal pos
y sessions
A New England girl who had been
sought and won 5y man N Nevada
whom she had never seen, paid him
visit over the Pacific Railroad, and re-
! jeCted him at once, because he was
1 such a little spud of a fellow.
The latest Chicago sensation IS a hu-
man hand found in an alley running In
! to Wabash avenue. Il came originally
/ from a barrel Of sugar, and appeared 90
Z be the hand of a creole or mulatto tC-
male Il is supposed that murder has
4 been committed, and the body of the
victim disposed Of by cutting Il up and
i shipping It away in different barrels oi
sugar
Mary Magdalen had seven devils
II cast out Of her. never heard OF a man
4 having seven devils cast out of
4 him, >, growled cynical old bachelor,
in the course Of q discussion on the ''Wo-
4 man question" ''No they are not cast
I out yet. believe. was the quiet re-
4 spouse Of his fair antagonist.
/ Mamma, said a wee child, one sun
day evening. after having sat Sill in the
house all day, like a good child have
i ] honored you to-day con
know, replied the mother, tWhy 90
YOU ask p because, " SAYS the hlilc
saws, Honor thy father and mother that
thy days may be long, and this has
been, oh, the Longest day 1 ever saw.
81 sympatllize sincerely with your
grief." /" said a French lady 60 a widowed
friend. ITO lose such q husband 1s
yours -@Ah, yes, he was very good
and then you see, such misfortune
ALWAYS great, for one knows what KIND
OF husband she has lost. but cans
not tell what kind Of man one Wi
find to succeed him.
The Boston excursionists went 10 see
some seals on exhibition in San Francis
Il co and one Of the reporters tells OF ln
instance of shocking depraVity on lhc
fpar of one Of the BOslonians, who he'd
la San Francisco lady on his arm. she
said to him care not the seals huge
creatures, Charles q ''Oh rePllea ne
.'you should see the great seal Of Mas
sachusetts r.
Oh. dear Senator Anes and blanche
Butler are going to be four days getting
i married. Linked sweetness has never
1-3yeer-d drawn out to any such length n this
country before. The ceremonies Wlu
commence on the aIst The brides
maids viii be Blanche's cousins MISS
Hildreth, Miss Nesmith and Miss Ial-
bot. of Lowell and Miss Chandler
daughter Of Senator Chandler-
In a little town out West lady teach
er was exercising a class Of juveniles in
mental arithmetic. She commeneeQ tlle
question eff YOU buy COW ioF tsn
dollars" when up came htae han4-
''ANhat is il. johnny q 'Why' yo4 So
buv no kind of q cow for ten collars
Il Father sold one for sixty dollars me Qln-
er dav. and she was a regular OLD SCRUB
4 at that!
il The following deNierous, but slightly
lblaspheinous JSie d'egby7f, has jusl made
its appearance in Rome "0uE Father
who art in the Vatican. Infalhhie be