Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1870-09-02
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

A-MEw-SING-A cat serenade.
ATuRNING PoINT-The bayonet.
PRESSED FOR TrME-Egyptian mum
mics.
MOTIFS OF SUMNER TRAvEL-Green.
backs.
DEEP REvENaE-Throwing your rival
down the well.
THE crushing Thunderbol" is the
name of an Erie Canal boat.
THE SWEETEST OF STRAINS Trying to
lift pretty girl on horse.
SOME of the omnibus routes of London
are fourteen miles long
A Mr.. JONES, aged 106 years, recently
eloped in Canada with widow.
DESIRABLE STATE OF DEsTITUTIoN-
Having nothing to reproach ones self
with.
PuNcHINELLo says that after Turkish
bath man can walk clean home.
short cuts to wealth are eovercrowded.
WHEN is a lover justified in calling his
sweetheart "honeyY" When she is bee
loved.
"WHo will care for mother now ?" has
been translated into both French and
Prussisn.
CRnHINAL-Why is prisoners time
like an abominable joke? Because it's
past in durance.
A SCHENECTADY man kennels his black
and-tan in a cigar box and muzzles him
with thimble.
THE Washington ie as good company
as there is in existence 1or the policy
holder. z. II. MCGRAw, Senator.
CALIFORNIA is shipping much fruit
east, in cars with revolving fans in the
roof, driven by the motion.
A GRAVEYARD inscription in Kenne-
bunk, Me-, reads thus: "Poor Jol his
head is level now if it never was before" "
Two men, father and son, have held the
Office of Clerk of Grayson county, KY,
ever since it was organized, in 1916.
ALL men need insurance that are of
value to ANYBODY. Insure in the Wash
ington Life Insurance Company, of New
York.
A STUDENT in the Michigan Agricul-
tural College has invented gate latch
for which he has received ten thousand
dollars.
REyRRpY JOHNSON is threatened with
| blindness, and has been to Boston in or
der to have an operation performed on
his eyes.
A NEW York policeman, while making
an arrest, recently, was assaulted by
three women, one of whom bit OIL hi
right ear.
A MUp-TuRTLE captured near Bangor
in 1897. the date stamped on his back
and set free, has just been re captured.
4 ot ul, IN
who can hit the bulls eye of targe
every shot, at distance OF forty rods
A SMALL miniature Photographic ap
. paratus has been invented which gentle
men can carry around in their pockets
and take the likenesses of their lad.
friends at moments warning.
AT Troy, New York, the other day,
carpenter fell from the roof OF schoo
. house, a distance of sixty feet, and wa
uniniured. he astonished the spectator
by getting up and walking away.
THE Commissioner of Pensions decide
, that, when women clerks are deputiz d
perform the duties of Pension Agent
, their sex does not disqualify them trol
i administering the necessary oaths and all
davits.
) CREDITOR" How often must elm
three pair of stairs before l get II
. amount of this little account?" Debt'
-"Do you think am going to rent
place on the first floor to accommoda
), my creditorsf"
YOUNG GENTLRMAN--Awl Miss Cave
q dish, do you know they've had a juyeni
q q party before the ball2 Miss CO
:. then / suppose your mamma isletting "
a stop q little later this evening,
J APPLE trees in Orrineton, Me-, viii,
IS were stripped by serious tornado, OF
% few weeks ago, have again blossomed al
n commenced spring business anew. Loci
Il trees have also blossomed.
l. A MOTHER at Schenectady, N. Y, "
7, alarmed, few nights ago, by finding
~ large black cat sucking the breath Of !
child. The little one was quite feel
- y when it was awakened, and may not
" cover.
- A HUSBAND and wife at Cincinnati W,
ar recently discovered In beasily state
K. three children lying close to them uT
no pallets OF straw, but SO weak from l.
ne lasting as to be unable TO move hand
an foot.
TO A DIVORCED female meeting her
an husband in the streets Of Keokuk, To-
,e. the other day, dashed bottle OF acid
his face, the bottle breaking, and the .
,s. flying in every direction; but she
he made a.mistake, and used carbolic acid
Ier stead OF nitric acid.
'ly 4 Mr.. HBBARD, of Laconis, N H.,