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eNtra Cnafge gefA
pOsTPONE EMIT.
ytrtissd for the I'd and 81 II June have been PosT
PONED until FRIDAY and SATURDAY next,
>sssx PREMIUMS $500, s.A
~ FOR IT&
TRIALS OF SPEED
AT THE
GROUNDS AssoCIATfoN. WASH
INGToN, ID. C.,
Commencing TUESDAY, yUSET.
Premium of $500 for horses that never beat 40,
mile heas, in s. harness, closed with the following
A johnson s br s. George NJ Pstchen, Jr
George Nelson names g. m. Qasen Of the West.
A. #. Faweetts CHI g. Aaron.
SECOND DAY, WEDNESDAY, JuNEs.
Premium Of $500 Free for all horses; Mile
heats, in 5, in harness, closed with the following
George Nelson names hr. g. hockey"
A. johnson . Dr. 8 George III. Patchen, Jr.
The trials of speed to be governed by the rules and
regulations Of the National Association.
To commence promptly, each day, at o'clock
BY order Of the Execptiye G1Tni m
NAALOsIAN ISLAND!
s; Sysy sed sns
Parties. cali the Attention Of sss Pas
TO the same Apelicatlons fer PIC nss etc, may Be
&C., = AaSAf H. 4. kAisER HERassS
RICHTEB. my Il 2m'
DARLOw's GALLERY,
ID l236 PENNA. AVENUE, SOUTH SIDE,
Near lsia siree norts.
The following Paintings are on free view. and tOr
IN ssTs b
Sy r. strobei The original portrait ef Col Richard
81 To ass
s E, fort. KeotSShy sy Messs is.
collections, among which Are SrsSsl Portraits Of
godfrey Kneiicr. By himself Sir fhos Wenigorth;
Water Color and Pencil Drssins., Ola knsfHyins.:
the Gni.ea sh s, ans:' And
milo LChronI II. n. BARLOW, Proprietor.
..: ss' on sa aans. si. |s2i Sc
~ MARKRIrEn,s, ''AAA''
asdrs osS Az
Vhoice on Psintings, Epsrayings, ChTOmes, &c.
Picture Frames, Picture Cord and rasssis. Rinss,
- TERMS 70 CASH .'0''
Please remember Name and Number. ap S-ly-
A TT REPOSITORY.
2AsF STREET,
Bavsex Tsi,tssnA and Eo,rtssan Ssrsas,
OIL PAINTINGS, ENGRAvIEGs,
PHOTOGRAPHS, CHR0MOs, &C.,
RoGER'S GROUPS OF 6ULPTURE,
ARTISTS MATERIALS,
sTATUETTES, &c. &c .,
SIOTCBI FRAMES,
CORD AND rAssELs, &C., &C.
flLVET PASSE PARTOUTS,
PARLOR BRACKETS, ks
4 Fine Assortment for
HOLIDAY PRESENTe,
oe Ely A. v. 3. SMITH,
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MDUo1uf 10 BvY 0ooD SHVrye NA.
onu1-Nulcex . 0ibbs' Sewing Machine, the
1cse simple and bet constructed sewing ma
Inquire At The aQency, BsuD's Osrset and Hoop
skiS base3ys - eevenfh st1sst, bstWeen b
~ - al
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Arrived Ont.

LONDONDERRY, June 6.-The steamship VAL
letta, from New York for Glasgow, was signalled
OH this port early this morning.
SOUTHAMPTON, June 6.-The steamship
Frankfort, from New Orleans and Havana, has
arrived.
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PIC MICS, EXCURSIONS. &c.

FIRST GRAND PICNIC OF THE BAKERS
a ana Ss NsT I.
IN, ls.o Tlckets admitting gentleman and ladies'
for the occasion. Prize Bowling and Prize sheot.
ing. je62t'
II Q. b. M-sENEcA Association have
st:s snsr' g sS srr taTt 70, and ssie
cTRSioS 70 MAksaAtI III HALL Il ,5ssas
or TIE hhe Soap A i Ssns 7,n-sres,
m and . .; m. Tickets, so cents.
good time may be expected. ie+2t-
BANKERS.
] b. BBYAN. Pres. IA. BUFF, Tres
WELLINGTON CITY SAVINGS BANR
oofnef OF Seventh street and Louisians avenue,
PAYS INTEREST ON DEPOSITS.
uRBHT Pi EVE Int ~ from 70 e :, and
.JAH COOKE 3 CO..
BANK Frs,
Buy and cell ct current market rates
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES,
GOLD AND SILVER
Vrders Tor STOCKS, and BONDS promptly srs
iHTFRNAh RlyEnul STAMPS furnished.
TUBE ..sINGERn
i NEW FAMILY SEWING MACHINE
CAN BIZ HAD
ON EASY TERMS.
AT rHR
COMPANIES sALEsROOMs
Purchasers instructed at their residencee
full line Of MACHINE TWIST, COTTON and
LINEN IHkkAD on spools, always on hand.
Z. A. NORTON, Agent,
my Att TIT MARKET SPACE.
NO PERSON SHOULD PURCHASE ANY
VII; SirD ans shJ ssS iI,s . a. g.
snd St, sole agents; Good rev violins, With bow,
Ss sns ssn: aS'ss and
tuning and ePairins pianos and other insnS.
Betwsen q and ~ III,
orders !: nSos n sf S. e y
Hote, i & pTT Vel ohqrshes Public 6adnss
ealsr: - iny7. mi I'0'nA''0a' en- t tIS ar
ITO CONTRACTORS AND BUILDfRs.
QuARrKRNAsrKRs OFFICE,
Sealed Proposals Gin tripicstej viii be received BY
DAY the Day of yan. $ os bu III paSE Rs
RerinteIdsnts Lodge of brick at the Poplar Grove
eorSins 70 psns and a's spesiscsso1..s sinis &C
seen once Size feet b. feet e %iah ca. a Be
e rsss q wing :oa .d building one s .sOr,
" p ssicns, vii, ma! n hs ssas rcof
masonry and carpenters work Separately and each
r aopos ~ mp h, oe guarantesd By two responsbe
The right IL reserved TO reject any or all b,as M,
Th V me interest OF the public service
this oBscs Tor Lodge" and forwarded BY mail 10
By order Of the ouarerm..t.r cs,.,., \
army. n nj rt, ve1st1i z. D.
sW nrevet Colonel, Y. M. q. 3. Army.
R rAsoNABLE Prices, FATR DEALINGS.
Ana first class Goods, at oAKiHALL, a25 7th
iel
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ADJUSTMENTS.
/ ArIoNAL AT Z X I.

ut ALTON AL H E A I L K.
for Six Nights Only, the Tester Brothers Como
pantomime, JACK AND THE BEANSTALk, Pr
dueei with new scenery. new tricks, new wardrobe,
vorites, Hernandez Foster, Frank Poster, y. =.
Hedges. Miss Helen " all Miss Bettie RemmelsburE,
Miss Carrie Moore. Prof. sylvester and Miss An
Eelique schotf IN their Aerial Suspenson-The Mar
vel az Mecca Ful Corps de Ballet and Grand Trans
formation scene. Matinee saturday afternoon. IS .
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Our LARGE STOCK or CLOTHING
viii be disposed Of at almost apy price. as We
remove to our new store shortly, where an en-
tire new lot will be opened.
WIN ss5 Pennsylvania avenue. m. s. Hote,
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Single Breasted Frock or Dress Goats. are be-
ing closed out at cheap rates, in order to remove
% our new store, corner Of It'll and ID streets,
10 secure bargains call on liable s. Co., ass
pennsylvania avenue, %. 3. H0tei.) 52,tf
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~TH8 CELIBRArxD N'ALHALLA AND BIO
through the auspices OF Pn,f Risley, win give
their grand performances for 4 few nights, COM
mencing Wednesday next, &c Walls Opera
House. They are said to excel In beauty the
celebrated Keller Tronpe, which WAS so success
ful In this country some few years ago.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1870-06-06

WALLS OPERA HOUSE.
GROWING TRIUMPH OF THE SEASON.
Will he presented 10 the public. AZ a COST OBJ
OVER THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS, com
mencing
WEDNESDAY MIGHT, June sth, $50.
And Every Evening during the Week and saturday
Afternoon, the graf combined
WALHALLA AND BlOPLASrIC TR0CPES,
2S MALE AND FEMALE PERFORMERS.
MOST LOVELY FORMED LADIES Ia THE
WORLD Whose beautiful and classic representa-
ons before the principal Soyereigns Of Europe, and
the the most intelligent and refined audiences. have
created the highest admiration and enthusiasm;
THE GREATEST LIVING GIMNASTS 0f the
Continent, including the Infant Wonder, LITTLE
BoPEEP, in entertainment VI dazzling hrillisncy
aud wsnder. Concluding with the GROWING triumph,
the Prismstie Fountains 81 Golden and syerW sters
the entire stage being converted into Fairy Grotto
disclosing Maids sporting beneath real water, Of
thousand bright hues.
LIBERAL PRICES OF ADMISSION.
Dress Circle and ParQuette, 30 cents; Orchestra
Chairs reserved. only IS cents; Gallery, 3 cents.
seats can be secured at Ellis Music Store without
extra charge. Jest
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ID A ) E b l. L
THIS WEEK
THE nLNMplCS
WI play the following noted Clubs:
FOREST CITY. ROCKFORD, ILL.,,
TUESDAY, June :.
LAWMAKERS. LANSlSGBURG. N. T.,
THURSDAY. June g
STAR, OF BROOKLYN, Chsfnpion AmafeurS,l
FRIDAY. June ~.
On Olympic Grounds, corner 18th and X streets,
$50 D. m.
Cars leave the junction. corner 18th street and New
York avenue, every i've minutes.
Admission, 3 cents. 10
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PAHAMA Hats
Bleached and Trimmed.
At A. =. Whiteneys, ga Pennsylyania avenua.
soGfh ddes bet. eth and 10Th streets.
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ASIA DIAMONDS.
Euuscan Necklaces,
Etruscan Sets,
Oroide Metal Buttons,

Pipes, Vases and Satchels,
Silver-plated Ware,
Received this morning at PRICES Dollar lew.
elry Store, No. 457 Pennsylvania avenue, be-
tween AZ and 9Th streets.
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RtAs3NABLE PRICEs. FAIR DEALINGS
~ and First class Goods, at oAKtHALL, SIS III
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otZu ESTABLISHED Issi. a.
H III ipappLnmY OWN o.sofS OLE ~

n. T. PARKER, No. o2T Louisiana sveuue, gss@
Nc 49, HOUSE, SIGN and DECORATIVE PAL.
IEh-doing, IN short, all that any painting estsb-
hshmept can do, and AIT pdTfner 20 dtrtfs a.
pTotts-challenees any fair and honorable compes
uon; as Az olo eltlzen OF washington Of niy yess'
between sixth and Seventh streets, for thirty yos1
be IL thankful Tor Pest fayoTs, and soicts a cotur
snce OF the same. It. PARKER
fsl-ly No. 62T Jouisians are--.
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AkpHEW J. JOYCE CO. 80
cAsskzAdE ,aaANUIAcrURERs, &0H
prrps na 45s Fourteenth street. -
hhfAlklhG IN all its branches
sac. az JiJ0r Rera'rs, S,orars Conrl.
Assent for Brewster Co., tof Broome stree, :, Fit,
"'eAu7' Ne~ iohA.- se1-eely,
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In consequence Of the wet weather, the races aa-
yertised for the I'd and 81 II June have been POST
PONED until FRIDAY and SATURDAY next
June 10th and llth
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PAINTING, Etc,

y. HUDSON, south side PennsyivanIs .ve.u.
between 18TH and l4th streets. Is prepared 70 exeu
short notice, all kinds Of HOUSE, SIGN and DEG
okATltE PAINTING, GLAZING, etc.
fartlonlar attention paid 70 INTERIOB DESC
kATlONS, In regard q which he bees 20 refer c
Speaker Blaine, Senator Buckingham, Represents
ives lngersoli ana Wood, 3. p. Brown, Esq, cf
others Tor whom be has executed work Of that char
sctef' NIB kD
Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-12-08

school, and kept showing the covers, but
If any little scholar peeped in at the pic
lures, she shut it up!
Another had scalloped cake. There
was pink candy grated over it, and bie
ugar-plum on top She carried this about
in her pocket, and pinched off little bits at
a time. When anybody said ssLet me
taste" she only shook her head and nut
another pinch in her own mouth. l could
tell her name, but t would shame her sol
But one blessed little girl took all her
goodies and sat awhile on the doorstep,
and to every half.starved beggar child that
came along she gave taste of something
nice q, it did my very heart good TO SEQ
her!
For am friend to all the beggar- chil-
dren Yes, I'm thinking of you, You poor
sorrowful ones! Lonely orphan, I'm think
ing of you! And weak little cripple, I'm
thinking of you! All, it is sad, it Is pitt
full! You have no home, but hungry and
cold you beg from door to door. Where you
sleep nights nobody knows. In some old
shed, perhaps, or under the doorstep, or in
a cart. Old Santa Claus can't bring gifts
to you, darlings, for you have no stockings
to hang, and no chimney for him to Green
down. But he mourns and weeps for YOU,
and tears of sorrow mingle with the tears
of joy!
No, Santa Claus cannot bring you beau
tiful things but he will whisper in the ears
of the happy little children, Remember
the sorrowful Ones who have no home, no
friends, and not even stocking to hang at
Christmas Ever 4
From Your Loving Friend,
SANTA CLAUS.
Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-12-08

bles Wheels of burning fame revolve
co19tantly before her eyes, attended by
lightning-like flashes, which are terrible TO
bear. She Is another victim to the poison
ous lead contained in the same popular
nostrum."
"A AURsE-MAID in the employ of gen.
tlennAn at Kingsdown was wheeling baby
in = perambulator down Spring Hill. She
vs. accompanied by valuable dog, half
Newfoundland and half retriever, the prop
erty her master. The girl was suddenly
seized with fit, and loosened her hold of
the pcrambulator, which rolled away at an
accelerated speed, and to the imminent
danger of its little occupant The faithful
dog, with wonderful instinct, realized the
child's danger, and dashing after the vehi-
Gle, seized part of the leather apron in his
mouth and brought the runaway to stop.
In another minute the perambulator would
have been dashed over q fight OF steps.
We need hardly say that the sagacious dog
was overwhelmed with the caresses of the
grateful parents when they learnt how he
had saved their child
Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-12-08
Rules for Preserving Health.

PROFESSOR WILDER, in the Cornell Era.
| offers the following maxims and rules
as guide in maintaining good health:
l. Prevention is better than cure.
.. Use good and palatable food, not high
ly seasoned; vary in quantity and quality
according to age, climate, weather and Oe-
cupation. Unbolted or partially bOlted
grains are good and sufficient food for dogs,
horses, and men; but nature demands
variety. AS a rule, carnivOra are not
wholesome food. Hot soft bread digests
slowly.
3. Cooking may spoil good food. Pork
should be thoroughly cooked. Avoid fry
ing meat boil, roast, or broil it, beginning
with high heat; but for soups, begin
lukewarm.
4. Three full meals daily are customary,
and may be natural; but their number,
their relative quantity and quality, and the
intervals between them, are largely matters
of opinion, habit, and convenience; rcgu-
larty is very important
5. Eat something within an hour after
rising, especially if obliged to labor or
study but avoid both these before break
fast if possible, and particularly exposure
to malaria or contagiOn.
q. Let the amount of meal bear some
relation to future needs as well as present
appetite but it is better to carry an extra
pound in your pocket than in your stomach
Z. Eat in pure air and in pleasant COM
| pany; light conversation and gentle exer-
else promote digestion, but hard work of
any kipd retards it. Avoid severe bodily
or METAL labor just before and for two
hours after full meal.
8. Masticate well eat slowly; five min
utes more at dinner may give you better
use of an hour afterward
0. Drink little at meals, and never full
glass OF very hot or very cold liquid.
Never wash down mouthful.
10. Avoid waste of saliva
II. Evacuate the bowels daily, and above
Ok! regularly the best time is after break
during the day, but chiefly TO relieve tho
brain.
H. Constipation is safer than darrhGa,
For the former, exercise, ride horseback,
knead the belly, take glass Of cool water
before breakfast, eat fruit and laxative
food; lor the latter, follow an opposite
course-toast, crusts, crackers and rice are
the best food. Pain and uneasiness of the
digestive organs are signs Of disturbance |;
keep clear conscience; rest, sleep; cat
properly; avoid strong medicines in or(ii-
nary cases. Panaceas are rrinsa .faess
humbugs; their makers and takers, their
vendors and recommendors arc knaves or
FOOLS or both.
Nature cures most diseases il let alone,
or aided by diet and proper care. There
are no miracles in medicine lot US remem-
Der that to keep and to get well generally
require only arecognitiOn of Natures pow
ers, with anatomy, physiology, experience
and common ense-and we may hope that
some day every man may be his own ply
stefan in all ordinary cases.
Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-12-08

In the first place, the cows should be
well fed, comfortably housed, and with free
access to water. The mixer should be
very careful not to permit any Of the
stable irippings to drip into the milk while
milking. TO prevent this, the milking
should not be done until after the cows had
been watered or the bag nicely wiped with
| a wisp of straw.
When the milk is brought in, it should
be STAINED Immediately ard warmed until
nearly as warm as hot dish-water, but not
scalded. II a large amount of milk it can
be warmed in large boiler, but if only
from one or two cows, it can be warmed in
the pans on the stove, and when warmed
it should be set on rack or shelves, near
the cook stove. The milk should be
SKINNED within forty eight hours. If the
milk fails to sour, sour milk should be
added To the cream. The cream should
not stand over one week. If there should
not be cream sufficient to churn, add milk
to make a churning. When churning is
to be done, let boiling water stand in the
churn until the churn is warmed through ;
then let the cream be placed on the stove,
or the vessel containing it be placed in hot
water, and constantly stirred until the
cream tastes warm, or until sixty degrees !;
then pour il into the churn and churn your
butter; it will come in from ten to thirty
minutes. When the butter is nicely sep
arsted from the buttermilk, rinse 1t down
with cold water; then take it into butter
bowl and work it well in cold water until
the brlttermilk Is out then add one ounce
of salt to one pound of butter for market,
and one and quarter for family use
The next day it should be worked over
and made into balls or packed in stone
Jars for future use.
forgot TO mention that every farmer
should have plenty of carrots in order to
color the butter in winter. The carrot is
to be grated and simmered in water or
sweet milk over the stove an hour or two,
then strained into the cream just before
churning.
The reason why butter is apt to be bitter
in winter, is because it stands too long for
the cream to rise; hence the necessity of
setting the milk in warm place. The
pans IN winter may be filled full.
I noticed on item not long since in the
New York Tribune stating that there was
q great deal of poor butter in the market
In the city. And there always will beas long
as the New York butter buyers instruct the
butter-makers to salt the butter but very
little. Butter, in order to keep well, needs
to be well salted, nicely worked, and well
packed, and the air excluded.
Now let me add that l know, from long
practical experience, that good, nice, sweet
bu1tey can easily be made In wtnter.-E
a On, N ~ 0osa(vy Gss0SnoR.
Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-12-08
How the Chinese Make Dwarf Trees.

WE have all known from childhood how
the Chinese cramp their wOmen's feet, and
SO manage to make them keepers at
home;" but how they contrive TO grow
miniature pines and oaks in flower pots
for half century has always been secret.
1t is the product chiefly Of long continued,
skillful root pruning. They begin at the
beginning. Taking young plant (say
Seeding or cutting Of a cedar) when only
two or three inches high, they cut off it's
tap root as soon as it has other rootlets
enough to live upon, and replant it in
shallow pot or pan. The end of the taprOot
isgenerally made to rest upon the bottom Of
the pan, or fiat stone within it. Alluvial
clay is then put into the pot, much Of it in
the size Of beans, and just enough in kind
and quantity to furnish q scanty nourish-
ment in the plant. j h33et ~
Water enough Is given to keep 1t in
growth, but not enough is given to excite
vigorous habit. So, likewise, in the ap-
plication of light and heat. As the Chi
nese pride themselves also on the shape Of
their miniature trees, they use strings,
wire and pegs, and various other mechan-
ical contrivances to promote symmetry Of
habit, or to fashion their pets into odd
fancy figures. Then, by use of very shall
low pOts, WHICH thcy use, CROWN oI ZIG
tap roots is out Of the question; by the use
Of poor soil, and very little of it. and little
water, strong growth is prevented, Then,
too, the top and roots being within easy
reach of the gardener, are shortened by
his pruning knife, or scared with his hot
iron. So the little tree, finding itself head
ed on every side, gives up the idea OF strong
growth, asking only for life, and just
growth enough to. live and look well. Ac-
cordingly each new set of leaves becomes
more and more stunted the buds and root
let's are diminished in proportion, and at
length q balance is established between
every part Of the tree, making it dwarf
in all respects. In some kinds Of trees
this end is reached in three or four years;
in others ten or fifteen years are necessary.
Such is the fancy horticulture Of the Ce-
lcstials. f1A
Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-12-08
YOUTHS DEPARTMENT
T0MNY's DINNER.
NJ axonaR coopxR

BY GEoRaE COOPER.
WEE Tommy sat down to his holiday dinner.
The dishes before him grew lighter and lighter,
The buttons behind him pulled tighter and
tighter; gtg = :
Yet there at his ease he was gloriously MUNICH
sight for the hungry to look at him lunching
Pumpkin pies as yellow as gold
Melting lusciousuess untold!
Pnddings, pickles, sauces various,
These TO tender lads precarieusl E..ef
Last Of abby no means least
Crowning All the jolly feast,
Making all the air quite mMky,
smoked the plump and light-brown turkey.
The dinner is finished, and Tommy now tries
10 jump from the table-he cannot arisei
He really has grown such q wonderful sizei
The viands are smoking right under his nose.
And, somehow, he falls in q sort of q doze,
Rat, tat, tail" upon the door,
In come turkeys three and four
Then in pairs hundred more!
Gobbling, strutting up and down,
The elite of Turkey town.
Round the room they take their places
With the most imposing faces.
shouts gobbler, Cts their leader -.5s
BY his paunch, splendid feeder
Tell US what the present case Isl"
A dapper little biped rose and spoke an hour
orso;
I'm not about to tell you all the fellow said, You
But this is in nutshell what his speech amount.
ed to
1t made poor Tommy's cheeks turn white, it made
his nose turn blue:
First and foremost, fellow fowle
Look at yonder urchin's jowlsl
Seel the best blood Of our race
There has found dwelling placei
Lol our monarch on the plate
Mark his stern and awful fatei
Turkeys, pause and contemplated
Here we catch o tyrant mapping,
Let us give him now rappingt"
That noisy, fierce, avenging band,
Trussed poor Tommy, foot and hand!
As many gObblers as were able
Took knives and forks from off the table.
They put him on q monstrons platter
There never was turkey fatteri
Around the board they range In line,
And only wait given sign.
The carver stands before the victim.
But just before the turkey nicked him,
Wee Tommy wakened with q scream
And found 1t all funny dream!
Made, we think, beyond all question,
BY touch Of indigestion!
Little Corporal.