, 1870-03-16

- 80 run8 the phsaage Which caused 30
. 1 Eood-natuIe led dircuzeion nine 1eara Ego
tween the contributor aud the editor. II
; by yonr looks, dear jack, that you think v
EqueAmish, perhaps, not to bare been will
10 print this matter At that time. Oilers.
doubt. vii Aha1e your opinion, but as b
Pres dent and aulher have long ago met
the other side of crisiciem snd m8g1zines,
wlllEAve the subject to their decision. Il
being mott intarested in the traus1ctiou,
did what seemed best in 1862. In 1871 &C
cumstarcea h1Ee changed with both psrli
and. Tenturo to-day :wh4t hardly da1
then"
D0NA FORTUNA AND DON D
/ NERO
From The spsnish Of Fcspaa caba,lcro in the Caths
J WoEM
Well, eirs, DouA FortunA and Don Dine
were SO in love that yon mover eaw one vi,
ont the Other. The bucket follows the ROY
and Don Dinero followed Dona Fortuna
folks began to talk scandal. Then they ma
y up their minds TO get married..
Don Diuero waa q big eWplEun fellow, III
| bead OF Peruvian gold, q betty OF Mexic
silver, legs OF the copper OF Segovia, a
shoes Of paper from the great factory Of Ii
dnd-f
Doaa Fortuna WAS mad-cap, witho
faith or law, very slippery, uncertain, Al
queer and binder than mole.
J Tie paiE we're at Cross PURPOSES before tn
had finished the wedding-cake. The WON.
wanted TO take the command. but this did n
suit Don Dinero, who was OF an overheard
father (may glory be his rest!) used to 81
| that il the sea were to get married he wuu
! lose his fiercsness- But Don Dinero Was MOI
proud than the sea and did not lose his pr
| sumption.
] AS both wiahed TO be frat and best, an
neither would consent to DO last or least, the
determined to decide by q trial which Of tt
two had the more power.
! Look" said the wife to the husband, sd
| you see, down there in the hollow Of th1
ulive-tree, thAt poor n1n 80 dlscouI aged m
ehop-fA1lsn2 Let's Try whether you Or T ca
The husband agreed, and they went righ
away, he erosking. and she with jump, an
took up their qnAFtern by the tree
The man, who vss wretch tbat had nova
IN hia whole llfe seen eithar Of them, opene,
syeH like = p1ir OF great olives when TIA tw,
appeared suddenly In front OF him.
SOD be vi you!" said Don Diuero.
And With bis gsace's wozship also,'' kepliei
Don't yon know me7" =.
- I only know big hishneas TO sexys him."
HpB is tbAt-lave you nathlng2" :
fos, s!r; have six children ss naked u
colts, with throAts like old stocking-lega but,
. 70 property, bare only grab and SWALLOW
Why don't you work 2"
I'm 90 unlocky thkt everything undertake
turns ont as crooked as goat's horn. Since
I married, 1t Appears as though frost had
fallen on me. I'm the fog Of i1l-hhp- Nov,
here-a master set ua to dig him we'll for
! price, promlhiug doubloous when it should
bsiapab,ai BE- 1pish but giving not single oarea
"Tne master was wise," remarked
broken. is good ,ssylnG. Go on, my mad"
II put my eoul in the work for, notwith-
standing. your worship sees me looking 60
forlorn, am man, sir.
cei7ed that"
sBut there are four kinds OF men, senor.
There are men that are mon; there. are
good -nAughtH; and contemplate monkeys;
and men that are below monkeys, and not
worth the water they drink. But, as I w1s
telling you, he deeper we dug, the lower
Of water. II nppeased As II the centre OF
the world had been dried. Lastly, and fnal-
y, We found nothing, senior, but cobblsr."
In tho bowels of the earth J" exclaimed
Don Dinero, indignant at hearing that bis
ancestral paiaee 'wAs 60 meauly inhabited.
"No, senor!" sAid the man depzecatingly:
.o-,n+-r - - ,ha o+l,ar triho N"' ~ '11
What tribe, mxn7"
nHiy f,;en9 + m going IN do vou . +.vor II
said Don Dinero, pompouely and he put
dollar in the mars hand.
yincs to his feet. he was not long il sfdTins
~ . b.Iar's afnn and hnr;nr bresd Int wha55
I,e ua,,t =, tstof nnt ~. -n,nner hn fo,,rJ
uo,hIue in his pocket but the IDLE through
9hich Ghe dnilar, had gone without eavi1r
eoosby. ~
The Door fellow Eaa IN despsir.; he looked
for II. mt Int @rhan ban did Que Of his sort ever Ind
.nvthing7 No .St. Anthouv puards thu pir
thsf h jisstined fnr ths wolf. Eftnf tha rnnnaV
he loet Fine. md aftor lime patience. ana.
.bat lost. be- fell TO casting after his bad luck
,yery cuIee that ever opened hls lips.
Dora Fortuna strained herself with hugh
ng. Don DineIo'a face turned yellower With
1i1e, but he had no remedy except to put his
hnnd in his pocket and bring ont Al on,os
10 give tbs man-
The poor fellow waa so full Of joy tbet II
eapcd out Of his eyes. Ha did not 70 for
bread this time, md hurried to dry goods
store to bny few clothss for his wife and
children. When he handed the onza to pay
u,
stuck to 1t, that the piece Was bad; that no
1oubt its uHner was cpiner Of false money,
md that he WAS going to give him IN to
Justice. On hearing this, the poor mSn wxs
and bis face became so hot that
7ou might have toasted beans on IT; but he
ook to his heels and ran to toll Don Dinero
THAT had happened, weeping the while with
5hame and disappointment.
Dona Fortuna nearl7 burst herself With
angling, and Don Dinero felt the mustard
ieiDg in his nose.l "Here-' said ha to the
,puF man. "tAke tteee two thousand reals
our luck Is truly bad !; bat il don't mond 1t,
ny power is 1e4s fh.., think"
/. Tie man sst on 60 delighted that he saw
nothing until he fastened his noss against
ome robber1, They iaft him ss bis mother
,rought him into the world.
When his wife chueEed him under the chin
nd e1id it was her turn, and it would eoou be-
cen which had tho more power, the petticoats
y the breechee, Don Diuero looked mora
hane-fsced than o]oFp,
She then went to the poor man. who had
brown himself On the ground and was toarine |
in hnir aud h1erv oH Inn A. tha instant the
ost m doilar Isy un6ar bis band. "Sonsatbfne
! something," be said to himself; 1TIl Inv
reaii Tar nv children. for t11er bara cone
brea daFs On ha1f ratjon. and thsir stonachs
nn,t be- aa amptv as = chsrity-box.
AZ he paseed before tha ehop Thare 1e tsd
oaeps Ine c'otob9, f. 11e nsMyr csisa hsa a.m ~.
ne pseteu = nt.I ", eltoUA lt9 p1eyloas
1deness ba1u ,tnat ne na1 feelly pe1eved fhe |
Hzd-to DO DAD ons, Dut fnet tho nssaYer, |
'ho happened 10 stop - he PASSED that Tay,
est, f1tneI over tnan unaef weight, N fact.
10 aeKe4 iea.e 10 5etaln t1e PIECE, and the
lothes beeloea' Holcn ne oeEgea n,m to ao-
ept a. ~ e1ptesnonn, o. eosfoW 1ol tue annoy
nGg Gs, 10 ans nae IeI ,n.n daa1a-aa h;r.,7. G.a