Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1870-12-29
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ihe.worst thing il ,tockin ., -,.orns
A bad place 10 get or, a. IA. e,hovs
,,iii'''' no% 10 md happin, go look in lie
Wanted-A fresh covering .or the nj,
'hat Was peaied. 0eii
and 90 ,St Keep potatoes from rOtting-Cook
Berries that are red who, a..
Sfeeii-Biackb berries. 'Hey are
u me dances are tie preyailino,nu
ihenls III " isc6usin. ainuse-
Frlseo's Sunday amusemsnts ;,o,
"i1s1iihS matches between a bntcSoo
aud bear. OuIcher
Sunday ramblers in q po,,.
county are discouraged Nv 5 ti.' I'ahIa
ming at large. 'ser run
A Saltwater Mimi, bunts- .t,
mats ! sut .hat he las killed W tn his FL.
NJ Is proposed to erect a hospital in
"" loik for the cure of ofto.aeeo chez ~
els and smokers. 0ne"-
A crazy Connection. farmer b.s b,;,.
$1,000 hog pen, which is prained ounis anS
papered. eu anu
Horace Greeley, in recent temno
ance ieethre, declared thai New YORK
city has 5000 rum shops. A
An even temperature for Con,ros.
warmed 1p, oy Wood; cooled by BrooEs
Inc Cincinnati Chronicle anno,,oo
lne engagement of Miss Nellie Grant TO
d Covington youth. W
"A Newark sboe-string peddIer ann
poseu TO be a p4u uper, has got pood iot.
Dn ,i1o, nis .ae relatives a by dying and leaving
a wOman's club in JeffersonviIIs Ind
ts uesieneu ior the refdge ofladies whose
-, o'aI uoil Come in until eyersoma-
"A New ork athlete put up and held
out tell pound dnmb bell s 53I tines in
iour 10 nours' anu would have kept on--on.
Iy he tainted.
A Memphian has receivad 10 o.
iamages for breaking his leg ina so1e
he says he be derned If ne don;t
move. uoh
a Oetrolter who to k a flask of whis-
ny win urn on shooting trip. struck
" race track IN tine suburbs on his return
,n'. ""nAeu around 1t all night wonder
ing why he didn't get to town.
An English rat-eatcher; Mr.. Rlack
uas exported over three hundred rats III
ehoIce breeds to France, and has raised
tllenn Oh ali colors-red, blue, fawn col
ored. and tortoise shell.
A Pennsylvania paper one dav.,.
iiouhces ,he opel ing OF five cent whis-
ny niiii' ana the next apologized for
ieah local column because lis renortar
Was suddenly ill.
An Englishman, who. nv v;rtra .,
speaking several languages had ohtained
4 = situation as assistant blacks NTH al 81
Louis, drank himself into d Ijrinm tra-
mems anu death The other night.
Salliornla's product oforanges. lemons
Iiiiles- ngs, Olives, almonds and raisins
th!s year Is immense, but bananas. 90.
Goa nuts, and dates DON'T thrive.
A little Floed boy in Wisconsin Lit the
hre with Kerosene. 1t was the nsn ex.
piUslVe KIND, and the neighbors rushed
III as sOon as they could with offers of
'i assistance, but it was too late.
The n. Y. Herald grayelv cbaroes II
u. with ''irii tering away his tin,a on
ch ahstruse and unimportant subjects
IS iaIming and protection tariffs
The Misunderstanding season in 1,a1;-
iornlapromlses an unusually large wi, IA
me eXhllorating strains O: the reyolvnr
ire heard every Pleasant afternoon on
the frequentea streets of Frisco and 9th
er lively towns.
Bazalne, as be lately appeared TO a
lie ter writer, was short, fat. old fellow
"ho would weigh far more heavily upon
care, than care would weigh upon him.
4 country girl coming from the 5o1d
vas toid hy her cousin that she looked
- fresh as Gaisy kissed by the dew
No Indeed was the simple reply. "bis
name wasn't Dew"
Let's rock him to s,eep.D said a how
fHcetlously, TO his companion. q. bs hurI,
-d N 0rdinaro specime' of that article
ioward ret,sating dog.
A Tiffin paper says:Mr. Michael
huford, residing in this city, has a COW
'Iom which within six months. ending
IN Nov IL, his wife made two hundred
and eleven an half pounds of butter
This COW is of the common breed. and
IS about fourteen years old.
A Maine female cIairvoya 1T physician
estified that, though blind, she eould
see right through Il man, discern the or
gan affected, and read the remedy Ia
'elied upon it. The jury compromised
ler demand for Sl25 and gave her five
iOllaIs Oh her bill.
a certain lawyer in Portland, who re-
GENTLY sued man out of TIE city. had
.he summons returned with the state
neni on tie back that as he lived some
TX miles from the city, and had no
horse. ana 1t was too muddy and too far
q walk, h. should not appear at Court
II obedience {, the summons He also
aid that as he had no money and never
,xpected to have any, it would make
little difference whether the plaintiffob-
aimed judgement or not.
FRUITS OF ADVERTISING An ex-
'hange says: "A family in Florida lost
heir little hoy ard advertised him in
iaily paper. That very afternoon sn
alligator crawled up out of a swamp and
lied on the front door step. In his
stomach were found handful of red
iair, some bone buttons, a pair of boot
heels, glass alley, n brass pistol bar
rel, Sunday school book, a pair OF
heck pants, and a paper collar. The
did it.n
Senator Sumner Gays he was present
" hen Secretary Stanton gave the order
or, he interment of dead bodies of I'm
on soldiers at Arlington; and that
stanton Stated at the time his purpose
IA selecting the place was to forever
prohibit the reinstatement of the Lee