Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1870-10-20
msCELLANEOUs MEAs.

-st A1SCEAAAAANEUU6 .1LEAA-cs
sAToorH becomes a relation-when It's
akin. feftsvc- -, -,.f
TIE best thing to give 70 the poor
employment. ti5- tFs5H W r. ffrt.f =
"A flight of stairs.
"A LASS I am no more" as the girl said
when she got married. .,....,..-,
WHEN Is a lot o. corn like q corner LOTT
When it's ground. tIai DO oi
TIE sting of bee carries conviction
with it. 1t makes man q bee-leaver at
once. 81 ~ D.
II mans aim in this world be, GOOD,
the chances are that he viii miss fire In
the next, .sfi
LARGE butterflies and bugs are now
worn in. the hair, made Of silver or gold,
a ID Nilsson. 5S' 9tIi Sdf e9to % u
bo Our of the total area of Great Britain,
s0,336 900 acres, or 6s per cent, are under
cultivation. Hhf s56alIT z
- WANr Of credit is . blessing undisguis-
ed sometimes-for instance, Fhen man
can't even borrow trouble.H'nG -nofSf
Io0E ~ recent Sunday, the Rev. John
Jones, of 6urry county, North Carolina,
aged 81 years, baptized, by immersion,l
Harden @. Herring, aged 50. ii;l,,v.,
Is
in Springfield, Mass., reads: 81 Boreding
by themeels and Logging at awl hours"
a SINGLE oat In Scotland produced ten
stalks, which contained nine hundred
grains or -syerage Of ninety grains 81 70
THERE are two directly oppositef rea-i
sons why some, men have poor credit
one because they are not known, and the
other becatise they are, known. 1sfl. nj ~
& THE editor of the Middletown (Conn.)
Consultation, calling attention to an advefl
tisement, sayss %Hee plain istatement in
southeast corner of this paper" -.
''MR. SmrHERs, how can you sleep 80 .
The sun has beenlupf these two houra-n
Well, what If it hasf" said 6mithers.
!" He goes TO bed a dark, while I'm up;
.tnl afEeR midnightg tdyi7 a., 80.
A cKRrAM doctor asked spifkihs
which he thought was the best way to
die.t Surely,n he replied, g you might
Have learned that much from your pa
fientsn ~ IRW eTf2 ssy3t urEf,
TIM NdDrary farm, In the oil regions
of PennsylV Is said TO have been sold
Tor 81 100000. The average daily yield,
during the month of August was 1859
barrels. ~ 'ssi
i THE force Of habit. We know gentle.
man who is so methodical IN, business
that when he pays compliment 70 his
wife, ne always win insist on taking re-
E DANIEL 1,n1P5 7 unc5sat3fa nS5a3aTI aTIasdentSa 0hsniEnsl
In company toTmake q pun extempore.
"Upon what subjecti" said Daniel:
"The king" answered the other. st0h,"
said he, Sthe king IS NO subject"
FRxNcE, though not greater IN afsa
than the State Of Texas, Jproduces more
wheat than the whole United States, the
figures being 350D00,00 bushels for
France, and 240, ,00o, 900 for the United
In it be wise to insure your property,
the loss of which would fall heavily upon
your family, il is wiser to insure your
life, the loss of which would be blow
infinitely heavier. Insure In the Mutual
Life Insurance Company OF Chicago.
| -REoEIPT TO CuRz A LOVE Frr.-
T1e.one end Of rope fast over beam.
Then Just nwndemeath ~ let cricket 6e set,
And under one ear be wei settled The knot;
The cricket kicked down, let him take mir swing,
And al the rest Of the work 70 the string. ,
-DIcKENs says: 81 have heard vast quan.
titles of nonsense talked about bad msn
not looking you in the face. Don't trust
that conventional idea, Dishonesty WI
stare you out.of countenance any day in
the week, II there Is anything 70 be got
| by it."-b II All q ffFoT cszs
A CAPTAIN in;the British navy, meet
| ing friend as he landed at Portsmonfh,
boasted that he had LEFT hie whole ships
company the happiest fellows IN the
world How so9 saskedl chisb friend.
sWhy,I have just hogged seventeen, and
| they are happy It is over and all the
rest are happy that they haye escaped! \,
. FoR thebeneht eE young girls who are
! impatient to put on trained skirts, It may
| be stated that the Princess Beatrice,
daughter of Queen Victoria, now nearly
16 years old, has never yetWorn any ythanR
but short dresses, e7euupo1 the grand
occasion Of q tdFaWipg rpomn reception,
when court trains are uniyersaL
J. sAiDuByogE grocer having had an un-
precedented demand for vinegar forosev-
era1 days, bottles, mugs jugs, basins. tea
pots, and other pots, having been con-
fluid, was tempted to try Its quality for
himself, when he discovered that he had
tapped the wrong cask, and sold . barrel
of old Bourbon whisky at ten cents q
aeaEk oiat73 iaoI stFl. ~
III WAeHEaEoN. was the soul OF punctui
atty, and required those about him 70 be
punttual When ohis private secretafy
Upon ons occasion excused himself fer the
hlateneas Of his appearance, on the ground
bAa6 MS W8bcQ was 10 p1nmob uAb mh1UoA
quietly said, then you must get an0theT
watch, ,sorI I another aeeretary-" ass,
Z AiwRsFERS editor !" inproEes theocca
sion'f fpreselted bY the casual descent OF
rpnelof his No. 12 brogans upon an unsus
pecting @ colorado m the following pa.
thetic strain: of b. su1taf rre+ =.
| vtIrO 10 - sOna more potato-bug
l5..-f ~ Gone 70 his rest; iiHFlG 40
- 3otl i stepped on SO teaderly, 100
cause II was best. 10 - .. T.
Poer little tater-brg no
--- Smashed to the duGtI Ito
Hd a In thy prosperity,
Bnkihess has bust. ~ II
beAi AiGENTLBMAN dropped . letter in Mem.
phis the other day. A bystander picked
It up and ret1rnedi &c tosthe owner, say.
iring I s You have dropped q paper sir; II
may, be valuable" = The gentleman
thanked him, looked ct the wandering
document, and replied; "Valuable mot
/ at ali it's only lo7eletter.n Sentimental
young ladies can make q note OF this.
4 r. cPRoF. YCocKER, of Michigan Univer-
| sity, an EnglishmEn himself, spent the
] simmer IN the sold country" and tells
the story that one weI1-infofmed person
II Edanonsfrated To him the impoBsibilitY of