Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-11-30
Wit and Wisdom
Hair pins are now called switcb.,,,,

1913 games of seven-up in sv n Pug
and the best man has only fo for To os
ahead. guy
On some of the freight car, ri,
went to the front loaded with Gau
soldiers, was this inscription, ~" Y
be kept dry" "'
The Hartford Times replies II IN,
undrum Of the organ grinders 'I aV
can | leave thee ." by saying tb,, =.
eral trains and boat leave daily
THERE is such thing as a man a.,.,,
ing too much upon his means aI5a
little upon himself. Small certaini N.Y.
has been observed, are often The min
man.
"Boy, why did you take an amr,
my shingles on Sunday ?" "WIy !
mother wanted some kindlinp wood N
l didn't want to split wood on I'll
day"
A GENERAL Registery Law for AL
cities OF the United States, in The All
ton of Members of Congress, is IEsiT,I
be one Of the measures of the NEXT ~
Sion.
A WISE man carries all his te,r
within himself. What fortune gives
may take away but wise man dOsrtI
depend upon her mercy, and is thereto
beyond her reach
In Turkey, native doctors who ANIL
their patients to die are tried by CnI
martial. Foreign disciples Of 'EgTL|
plus do not think it pleasant countrtI
practice medicine in.
1t is an easy and vulgar thing \
please the mob, and not very hard haI
to aLtonish them but essentially to baI
eft and improve them is work fraugt
with difficulty and teeming with dangn
Little children - holy angels Tbs
throng our pathway, and draw our fed
from the by-ways of sin and crime HaT
much the world is indebted to them ia.
their saving influence, for the conuoLil
power they exercise over the mind 4
man.
One Doctor Duncan received a seya
injury somewhere in the neighborhoOil
Cincinnati, " Where were you hurt d.
tor ?" said friend. "Was itnenhI
vertebre ?" "No no |" said the ds
pie of Galen " it was near The ru
course"
A man, while collection was hE
to aid the heather, pocketed all I
money on the plate. When askedbd
plain his conduct, he replied that bed
the greatest heather in that part Of ].
country.
A Scottish nobleman one day vii
a lawyer at his office, in which at thea
there was a blazing fire, which ldh
to exclaim, "Mr.-, your office IL
hot as an oven" $50 it should hTI
lord" replied the lawyer, "as it BlaI
make my bread"
The delightful pancake season dnF
upon us-the season of cold mOnls
hot griddles, and the pantomime h9a /
of a turning shovel thereova lh
batter rises with the sun, and The alsI
gloriously rises to meet its coming
says a western paper.
The following will was filed rcaT
in the Surrogate's Office in New iM.
"Unto my beloved wife---'lI
my worldly goods | have in store gt
my beloved wife and hers for eveIn@
l give all truly; l no limit fix. Tbs
my will, she my executrix."
An ill-humored English wife, aOul4
her lord on account Of his meIoelE
disposition, told him that il sle y
dead he would marry Satans dau6lln.
he could get anything by it, "lI'
true" "but the worst of it is, IN lF
land one can't marry two sisters
How beautifully wife's consianE I
illustrated in the case Of Vonn,
Newport, r. l., who, having Doc
husband put in watch-houSe lGl ~
atty toward herself, carried him asE
and tobacco, saying that she Vaa af H.
to take as much comfort as poSSON w
ing his confinement. IL
A man in Decatur, Illinois, m a
second wife in about a week asl
loss of wife No. l. The SaOoau n
lowing the bride asked her loraIa
her riding, and was duly cut up V a.I
following response "Do you nD sr
will ride out with another wcm, VII
after the death of my wife N"i
A town in Wisconsin recently H. a
meeting and decided that 1t CoTu
afford to pay fifteen hundred S ao. ma |
buy a fre-engine. A week a~, Il |
circus company went there and
away two thousand dollars. ~,
paper remarked that their peoPs , ~
circus-going people, and not al Guy
buying one. ,j,I
The following verdict was rondi'f
Calhoun county, Illinois. k 4, Sa,us
dict-We, the jurys, find the g %S e|
dead man kun to his deth from n % a d
of some unbeknown purson, WIZ sd |
lauful iron weeping-named sm rs,ot
hickory handel which unla'I ~ M u
wos used with dedly infant 70 q " ~
killed Ded Man. P. S.-We, W. W. NM
and undersigned jurys, hopei9l mbI
that the Ded Man was beheau'O >
sed AK. AM|
A number of French officer !. n ~
prisoners at Sedan, were si''ine MIDI
taurant in Berlin, when SOM : !, n
Prussi.n soldiers entered, anu AZ
other tables were full, sat down Ssasp \
table. The lieutenants took o. G .l;rsps
what they deemed an insult 70 ' uns Nv
lettes. SO one Of them asked v STebr \
men, who belonged to the Lauu o N
an insulting manner for his nai i%s rp
name is Prince T" was Wy ssar|
cat present serving my coun aS.,t I Of
vate. Give me yours, SIR 'as 10 vou y
know who to chastise as soon "'
permitted TO bear arms"