Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-06-15

AI6IER EDETOh.
/ hev ben reeding In an Alminick,
made by q cussin Of mine, who Is
postid In the insurents bizzines and 1
beg leave to send you a few extraeks
90 hisen and o few addishnns Of mine,
wtch will doubtless be instrucktiye to
the ignerent porshun Of your readers !:
the wize wuns no all such things and
tina needn't reed no further.
slaHNs.
When a man gifts burned out mis-
teeriously, its sighn he's we'll In
shured. t-
DOMESTIC RECEIPTS.
lew make muney; insAure yure ole
barns and bile soap In 'em. j hev
knone fellers make hundrid dollors,
over an abuv expencis in 2 weaks, In
Few make mans meneness. ylsibul
tew the nallid /; try to settle his In
shurents after fire.
Tew Boardin House keepers; keep
I'D Board rates.
A shure kure for burns inshurents.
Il pervents information. -a -
skYINs AND THINGS.
8 muves is sed tew be equil tew q
burn but the most profitablest way
tew move Il to git inshured an burn.
"Blessins brightin ez tina take THAR
fiite." which acEounts fur bildins bein
wurth more after tha burn up than
before. .r.S 4.
II yure only we'll inshured fire Il
q ablessin In disgize; but when yoa hev
bin blest sevril times this way, 1t amt
dlsgized so mutch.
Inshurents Il tew some what flint Is
tew steal-it provokes a blaz. .
An emmy Is not to be dispized-you
kim lay the burnin Nv yure store tew
him.
Inshurents lines dew not alwayz fall
In plesint plaices.
fyou want tew make fire, inshure
q transient stock In reddy maid clothin
or slch like, for twenty o cents morin
thare wurth and waite about 10 minutes.
A lively immagineation Is wurth
mnney tew you In maxim out prlfe
NV loss. If you kant make the inyin-
Sory equil tew yure inshurents, git a
naber tew help you. 50 ,ae.
The origin Of fires and the origin Of
the Kardlf jiant IL twin sisters-no
kards.
EVENTS, PRoGNosTIx AN ADVICE.
April. l to 30.-Eggspect inshurents
agints round bout these dais, In. .evry
munth.
MAr.-Git yr polices in the ole Nv
the mune. o.
JuNE.-Stack yure hay an git reddy
fur an axidentle distruxshun NV yur
barns an kontents. -
JUIY.-This munth pizzen yure lame
HOSES and sick kows In q thunder
storm. You may think tha ware strrik
bi liteinin, specially If they are in
shured with litenin claws.
AUGUST 4.-Philadelphy 1859. CRATE
eREsperemint tn prrve that whiskee
wood burn. It pruyed sucksess.
DfcESmER.-Its a bad time tew burn
out In the winter, but If you hev been
prepareing fur 1t all summer, let her
rip.
Kant tell what inshurents korpora-
lions may be ekllpsed this year. Pro
fessir Barnes win soon make kalkula-
tions, unless he's eklipsed fust.
ADDITIONS. i
II man haint got well balanced
he'd, 1 like tew see him part hiz hair In
the middle, or appli tor an inshurents
agency.
Il IL q strange and lamentable fakt,
that you kant advance, nor even inau-
girate, a moral movement without the
aid NV money-yu kan run O sawmiI
on credit, but yu kant run the gospel,
L. tnahftHonfa ht11-
ness Il In the moral line.
Ihev alwus notised one thing, when
o nan gifts In tite spot, be don't never
call on hiz friend the Devil tew help
him out. He gin-erally gifts his out
housins inshured, and goes visitin
long enough tew make his inshurents
available.
When hens lay two eggs day, and
men cease tew brag, and wimmin cease
.tew cackle, then ingin summer draws
mi, and the millennium aint fur oph.
When there ar no more suspicious fires
its cot here-the millennium hez.
PROSPECTUS Nv THE UNIVERSE INsHuR-
ENTs Ko.
We will pay loss bi thunder an light
min, whether damage insoos or no.
We take no city or village risks, and
dew but little In the kuntry.
We limit our lines tew 5 fourths the
value NV bildins.
Fast class farm property will be
talin for cost Of revenue stamps on the
polisee.
We pay for loss of kattle by lightin-
ing running at large on farm. rha
must run tho.
Other kompaneys Il too particular
tew make fires profitable tew policy
holders.
We proud ourself on prompt pay
mint ov losses. If you expect fire,
telegram tew Us an we will send draft
70 onst.
rSsurpAKY ApyIzx.
Hyon'vs got little kot
That duzzent pleze yon well;
0ra"playsd out stock ov goods
which you kant No way sell;
Or Q lot Of barns and sheds SO.
An going tcw dekAy, a'
Why, 70 tew some inshurents man
Tsw hzy tew survey, ~
Who kares less fur his kompanies
Then fur his own "kommlsh,"
And GIT EN- al inshured, 4 would,
T4sn pray - the prodt did,
1urA profitable name
TgW "elean you outl~ an then, dear ffiend,
Buy nsw goods and build again.
p doin this, remember tho,
nat prayer An works together 20,
u earnest prayer fAle yure desire,
3Asn wurks win surely bring the nrs ~
geld HILL MARKET.
NSxs Sssr % the Nsws OAee.