Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1870-09-14

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claims that it does not make a scent.
A man being dissatisfied with the
bill of an eXpressman, was allowed to
express his feelings without charge.
The crops Of corn harvested in Vir-
ginia this year will be the most extern
sive ever known since the war.
A San Francisco printer offers to do
the Government printing with Chi
nese labor for half the present cost.
The death sentence of MiIly Emil
a negro murderess of Calvert county,
Maryland, has been committed to i'm
prisonment for life.
The cotton worm has male its APP
pearance in a portion OfTunica cOun-
ty, Miss, and is doing considerable
damage to the young crop.
Joseph Sailor, who wrote the first
money article for the Philadelphia
Ledger, July l, 1910, still conducts
that department Of the paper.
Once when a bad man died, a savage
wit, being apprised of the event, OBJ
served that the average value of man
kind was sensibly raised.
A conundrum for school boys T;
(which is the greater offence, being
late at school with a perfect lesson, or
prompt with an imperfect one"
Nothing like enterprise. Our hOsi-
cry dealers, with a fit regard for the
season, are stocking their shelves and
and counters.
Boy: "Have a paper?" Man : "No,
sir" Boy, loud, to JIM "Say, Jim.
don't you pity those fellers az can't
read?n
The man who married three sisters
in succession excused himself for so
doing on the ground that he got Off
with only II mother-in-law.
Hayes City, Kansas, has a female
constable. The young men are in
constant fear that she may have "an
attachment" for him.
Two young women in Randall coun-
ty, Indiana, recently waylaid and
sOundly thrashed q young man who,
as they accidentally discovered was
engaged to- be married to both Of them.
A Judge, in describing the Warren
jail, charged the jury that breaking
out of such a mean Jail as that should
create no presumption against the de-
PENDANT or prejudice his case.
Rev. Miles Mahon, rector of st.
Paul's Episcopal Church, Baltimore,
recently elected Professor Of the The
clOgical Seminary Of New York, died
Saturday night.
A lady Of Salt Lake City, recently
hearing Of 1.-The Merry Wives Of
Windsor" asked how many wives
Mr.. Windsor had, and in what part
Of the city they lived.
A Chicago lady lately dropped one
of her eyebrows in the churchpew,
and dreadfully frightened a young
man sitting next to her, who thought
it was his mustache.
The king of Prussia has received
one hundred and eight eongratulatOry
dispatches since the breaking out Of
the war, from Germans living in for
eign countries.
An excursion party was to leave
St Louis, on the 3Oth, ultimO, to go
Over the Kansas Pacific railroad to
Denver, then TO be formally opened.
The trip will occupy ten days.
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher writes
in favor Of putting clothes to sOakn
on Sunday night as an innocent rec
reatiOn, not at all inconsistent with
the sacredness Of the day.
When lightning struck the officers
mess, at Metz, q few DAYS ago, one
Of the wounded Captains exclaimed :
&" Million Of bombs! Providence is
not observing strict neutrality
George SchRffer, Of Orange county,
Indiana, recently put the muZzle Of
a gun in his mouth and pulled the
trigger with his foot. He hadn't any
head to speak Of a moment after
ward.
A gentleman paid a compliment to
a beautiful German lady, at Newport,
by telling her she was like the Prus-
sian army. How 8 %" she asked.
4" You n winning" was the reply.
The latest oldest Freemason Iiv-
is said TO be David Styles, Of
Prescott, Wisconsin. He is in his
one hundred and fifth year, and was
made a Mason on the 2Ist day OF May,
1877, over seventy-three years ago.
The Rev. Mr.. Snow, a fashionable
clerical, Of New York, was a little
displeased when he picked up the
New York Star and saw a sketch Of
his last sermon under the head Of
" Sunday Snow-bawling.n
A passenger on an Ohio railroad
aroused from q serene slumber by the
footing Of the whistle, exclaimed pet
1lantly, "The train has caught up
these cattle again :"
"Advenity," says a Western
preacher, takes VI up short and sets
rs down hard, and when it's done
with US, we feel as contented as a boy
hats been spanked and set away to
cool"
When is a traveller from New York
% Liverpool like John G.. Whittier ?
When he gets seasick and becomes a
contributor to the Atlantic. Friends
of the family are invited to attend.
The Boston Transcript sHys cit was
)nee said of a Boston money-lender
hat he kept the trunk containing his
securities near the head of his bed.
md lay awake to hear them draw in
,erest.h
Phe Earl Of SALISBURY says that "if
His Holiness the Pope had a wife she
would not for an hourallow him to re-
main in the belief that he was infal-
A little girl, excited by the brilliant
Of her aunt's gold-pIugged
ront teeth, exclaimed: "Oh, Aunt
Nary, how I wish I had eopper-toed
eeth like you"
Napoleon III. and family are board
ng at the civilian House." near
a pleasant town on the Fulda,
miles from FrankfOrt-on-the-
lain. The town has eight churches
even Of which are Lutheran and one
Jewish. l