The New York herald., 1870-01-10
CHURCH OF "BAD DlCKEY."

The New wDisDensatf0n--Rev. DIR. q. r. Train,
ID. ID. ON every hing.
The gorgeous apostle OF bosh, Train, the irrepres
sb,e again asonlshcd the natives in the "Church
OF the Bad Dekeyn last night, ana jumped as high,
yelled as loudly and stulttded himself much
any previous OCCASION. As tho reverend gentle
MANI came on the stage people clappcd tner hands
and laughed In ntter abandon, just as ch,ldrea do
when the clown la the pantomime leaps from ihc
side wing with the accustomed wittclsm OF 'how
are you to-morrow?n But, unfortunately. there was
no harlequin to rap him on the head, or pantaloon
to fall beneath the weight Of his swinging arms.
only lowers and flses distracted the attention OF
the audience tcongregationl from The flaming neck
tie aud agitaled tails OF the mercurla preacher
OF tic doctrine OF the new dispensation
There should be appointed a Congressional COM
mlttee 10 sit on Irain's coat tails From the mys-
ferrous pockets OF that distracting portion Of the
preachers apparel came constant stream OF biets
notes, papers and documents or oil Sorts which Ia
the melancholy lack or information on things In
general displayed by Congress far would, doubt.
less prove Of much value TO our bewldered iegis-
ators. 1t is questionable however, II anybody but
Tram could take advantage Ol these documents. lie
whlsk scrap Oh paper lron under The protruu-
ing SHADES OK hls coat tat aud use u III hluu.
ding a question quicker tnan aay man awe. The
way he can mix nnance aud religion, the bioe anu
biatner, buncoidbe and Dusness, prophecy aud pro-
press together in tw0 hours vi rhetorical bU5h,
and people laugh and cheer as II They liked it,
Is positively amazing.
IRAN was on the Tack last night tor two hours
aud succeeded Ia mentioning the headings at least
of his lanumerabe SUBJECTS Tae iollowins start
ling propositions aud questions which were but lew
OF The many hundreds touched upUu VIII give some
indication OF the mess submitted TO and swallowed
by the audience during the cntcrsainment:--
TINS apr0pos OF n0thing-You nave struck Tor I'M
morality. VIII enbalm yop for . century. Ihree
cheers for the nquisltion. Hurrah for Wtchcsaft.
Up VITA Purttanlsm and down with Free Opinion.
sns S0aS %Sntar oS va, 0 S y9Sp II T. w
Think OF the BOSS fend offering to Sell real estate
wleu the poor devil didn't own cabbage garden.
lIah! lW1th Z nor, step and jump. Inc Grant.Bon-
welt Dan-Phool-dom at Washngton-specie pay.
lnent, ana Only $40 100000 gold III treasury on New
iear's Day. Ban twith shrleNt When
Grant allowed eighteen Spanish "Aiabainas" TO 70
20 sea he was guly ot hign treason ana s.ciid be
mpeached. Wili Vanderbilt burst I'LL to pieces In
six mentasS A BonibsaeH Among tho Elders. Tue
! religion OF u Thousand Millions OF People before the
| ohtisilan Efa--Conuclus; Bunha Ioroaster; Ma
| houet. Was Moses o Mufaerer and fhlefY Was
Aarons pork speculation cneckiuaed by that order
| plohibltng Jews 10 cat porkr Adam and Eve and
| then sewing MACHINERY ought Moan 10 have been
| entrusted with tue ark2 How about that Death-bed
s"tdc OF jacob where Esau sold hts birtright ior
] y lteSs ol potashr An Eye opener Tor the Bg0ts-
True btncaton Morality, Temperance, hehgioD
/ The beautiful character OF our saviour, who
1 piaciised what he preached. Tnr,y Thousand
/ Picachess ASKED TO walk no to the Captains oice
! aud settle. Ihe TURKISH Bath The Great Mal
| ica Reform. Mans SUPERIORITY over animals con
ssts In ing and playing Inc ny crlte. do good to
men aliu see tDeh graduate as Scaudrcis Debts OF
Gfatituue, ike DEBTS OF Gaming nobody likes to pay
/ Medicine Is not Drugs. Recitation not Acting
Patriotism Is not Love OF Country. Paintings are not
Pictures. neither IS Theology Hetigon. iuiidenty
not believing. but PROCESSING TO believe wuas one
| does NOT oelieye hang. Two judges two Congress-
| men and the Erie Chefs on lamp pOst-d II san
Francisco-abd The moral atmosphere viii begin TO
clear. Did the credit Mobier Shareholders divide
500 per cent ia three years -from the VINO nsde
the mac.ilne2