The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-07-03
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% many people being green. 1''
~ hnurry, mamma said = little innooe
Wasn h!e cut finger; hurry, it's leaking. !"
atchelor has to loof out for numh
onos - married man for number two. :
IS b. aas y a q gos . photograph of IL
great number Of times. A0A
Why Il the root Of the tongue ike =.
yecsS9 man Because it is down I'm th
Az ill-hred man i said to be like li.b,
conduct himself. -- ''
We feduently hear of q !" fiightn Of stem
pat ye have never yet been able to 1is
cover where they 'tfy" to.
A man who had q scoldinr wife ha;r.
800 what he did for a living, replied Cha
No Except . hot-house.n '.'
Al An agricultural dinner the follov;,,
tcag va given: o. Tho game of lifa--shnf.
Ne s1s caraaas you will, spades win always
The fact that nobody ever takes it don't
y = piece Of generosity of which they never ~
y is the opinion of the doctor thar tho
!swyer gotta his living by plumber. whiIst
the lawyer says the doctor gets his by pill
II yOu want to move an audience r..s
round your hat, soliciting contributions for
some charitable object. They'll scatter in
doublesQuSsk time.
What a. tho difference between the ia.
d helle Oh the throne and tse other S Ene
belle of. A'a-
Some one speaking of gathering If
lawyers 70 open . new courthouse. said
No suppoeod4 they had gone to view tha
ground wAsEethey must shortly lie.n
Five FactsA Arm faith is the best divi.
niSy good ME IL the best philosophy: a
clear conscience IL the best law honesty is
~ cees policy, and temperance lie the best
Said one gentleman to another. eff Won .
don't accept my challenge shall post Won
IN the papers," go ahead,n said the :
other had rather fill q dozen papers l
than one cofan.n f"p0'' 9
Can Jon steer the mainmast down the
Iorecastie stairs "a said a sea captain to =
8. ns ana. lss, sir, can, if You win a
iidn't catecbiss that man any more. =
An old lady III sConnccticut ia collect;n.
" the daily newspapers she can Law her a
lands on to make soap of. She saws ssthev Il
re q desp0t sight better than ashes, they fu
re as good - clear 10" M
Why don't you take q scat within the b.
or r. asked lawyer of his client the other 10
~. MY father always advised me to TO
ther. to
To make little boys trowsers "last.n 20 20
hen You make q suit of clothes for him, 49, 49,
aish the coat first, and by 90 doing you will VI -.
axe the trowsers last. 1t is the only way p r,
10 thing can be done. ~
A precoeious boy in q public school out
est, who stands high in geography, was wi
nIr<aA tSxyh snA &c., l
as located. He promptly answered, ssAil da
er the United States" Al
didn't like the minister's sermon last hal
nday," said one of the congregation, who SO
q slept all through the service, to an no,
ler: Didn't like it Why saw you car
doing assent to every proposition the
rsOn made" try
4 fellow who occupied berth in II
amboat directly over a lawyer began to mo Q,
w restless. The lawyer, noticing that 80 :,
restiessness increased, asked, 81 say, wv
You . foolf" "No, sir, 1 am above q way
j" was the reply. s.
\ druggist at Kansas CITY, Mo-. drank a a a ~
IS of tincture of aconite, thinking it was ana ~
n ndy, and died in afew minutes. This "D g
the nrse instance on record where q nv
tggist has got the mistake into his own a,. y
ais. The customers generally kick the tS =
ket. ~ W
ZEN. smith, in Congress, while deliver said
one Of the long, prosy speeches for I"
Oh he was noted, said to Henry CLAY, siml
on speak, sir, for the present genera whe
!, but speak for posterity." "Yes,n seen
tne great Aentucklans and it seems judg
aSe resolved 20 speak until your audi into
arrives.n &c.
gentleman, in conversation with DIR. and
nson, having, to some of the usual ar she
ents for drinking added this, "You do y
", SIR, drinking drives away care, and SO
es as forget whatever is disagreeable. up q
lid yon not allow o man to drink for the
reason 81 Yes, sir, If he sat next Great
" replied Dr. johnson. dane
n naecon sh.rc HT
ised to relate Ab;s Ta -. sta ~, noS that
lay by frog pond, and saw q large
sr snake make an attack upon an enor- sever
: buu-fr0g. The snake seized on the ana
hind legs, and the frog, to be on
With his snakeship, caught him by the Pa1y
and both commenced swallowing one zerlal
her, and continued this carniverons our g
.tion until tbnro- ,r,as ,,o.k; 80 S from
T of them ' tempt
one OF the entertainments recently tbon q
TO the Duke of Edinburgh in India inc "
y, Ia1y was present who, being afflict- dear
TN DEAFNESS, carried an ear-trumpet MOf
nad occasion to summon one of the tbay =
servants, who carried dish of peas. onS +
uG up her trumpet to hear his reply iaan;I
question. The unlucky Knitmutear.
lderstanding her wishes. instantIv VIII
terred a bountiful helping of meas to States
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