The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1870-02-16
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moonlight nights arc with us but alas what
will Othcllo do--his occupations gone /: and
poor Yorick, too, whero will no 60?
20 saw ys not fair Inez? she's g0no into the
To dazzle when the SUI is down and rob tho
world Of rest
She took eur r., daylight with her, the smiles VIC
With morning blHsh.s OF her cheek, aud pearls
upon her brcast.'
know what TT do! I'll order a dish Of
nightngalc's tongues FOR Yorick, and then
wont ho have music IN his soul? Certainly !
And cant he trill his birdie 10 another tryst
For don't tho eating Of game-fowls make tho
Virginia gentlemen brave and dashing Like
produces like.
II walls hnd cars and benches mouths.
couldn't they sometimes tale uufold2 Yea,
verify.
1t was Clcopatra's eye that killed poor
Antony. little thing. And il the prick Of
pin can change tic fntc Of an empire, how
truly may tho qucs ton bo askcd--"supposc a
little milf had happened between Charles
Bonapartc and his love Lctctia who would
havo heard Of the Napolcontc dynasty ? Or
suppose little milf had happened between
Adam aud Eve? What thcn?" Where would
the devil have been today? Don't sny thut
ittlo things AREN'T potent! Two just now
been taking peep at tho elevated railway.
It's equal to the seven wonders Of tho world
and beats SCOTS mclish, all hullow--it runs
from the battery In New York to Yonkers,
over peoples heads. Around the globc in
81 days-is a pleasant little summer trip.
From London to Sucz, thence to Ccylon,
thence to Singapore, aud to IIongkong; from
Hongkong to San Francisco thence to New
York, across the continent In 7 days, and q
pleasant little sea voyage Of q few Gays, back
to London. Who says that aint big thing
1t used to take old America that long to get
through half dozen states. A trip to tho
antipodcs is only holiday excursioni
Among the wonderful curative waters now
arc the Gettysburg Katalysnc Spring water.
1t Is said to hnvc wonderful healing powers.
Stops dyspepsia short in its career, and
makes old llvcrs new. How glad am; do
SO want to see those poor fellows smio from
their hcarts again. Billiousncss is good in
its place, but too much Of 1t gets fellows
heart on the wrong side Of his shirt buttons;
When its IL IN. at San Francisco, its 3 In
tho afternoon at Ncwbcrry, in tho evening
Mt London, and 4 in the morning at Shang-
hai; and IL wc send telegram from New
berry IN the afternoon, it reaches Shanghai
in the morning OF the same day.
friend Of mine n good Newbcrrian says
he's been to thc North pole. | have to take
his word for it aud shant be responsible lie
says, among other things, that he clomb the
pole and saw such sight ind sncezcd such
a snozc, that lie barely escaped. lie said that
the pole was SO rusty that he creased it, and
such cvolulions he couldn't see the pole II
went SO fast Lightning wasn't circum-
stance. The glaciers and ccbcrgs began to
melt, tho weather grew warm, and such
lovely vista presented itself. He went beyond
tho open polar sea and the pole into beau
tifui country. y description of which he
will present 10 the readers Of the Herald at
another time. Ills grcasing The pole, and its
rnpidity Of motion must DO tho cause Of so
much atmospheric heat, and consequent
warm weather. hopc he II not take 1t in
his head to grease the South pole and tho
Quatorlal line. Returning hc met Du Chail-
In who had been to the Court Of KiuR Diops.
and thus describes it: '';Thc King wore a
dress coat, and no thing clso his first min
lister woro shirt without sleeves, and no.
thing clsc his second minister wore neck
tic and nothing else but tho Queen varied
tho fashion by wearing au umbrella, and no.
thing el>o"
Charleston clnims the origin Of "shoo fl ;"
reckon 1t happened in the fish market on
a June afternoon. Some one wishes to know
If eating fish makes people superficial.
think 1t may como from soup-cr n Ia whls>
koy, or sup Of scandal. But refer tho
qncrist to Lawrence, an experienced flshist.
The fat women somewhere away up in the
North arc organizing. I'd like to know why?
thought they wcro very much organized. 1t
was fnt woman who, speaking of dance
sho had attended, said: "rho dancin' was
nothln' but tho huggin' was hcavcnlyr' l
SEQ that Prince Arthur would not attend the
tat mems ball for fear Of meeting tho fat wo>
mon. wish tho PLAT boy would visit Now
berry, Or the fat woman, or the Academy OF
Music, or Ia Ruc's Minstrcl's, with Signor
RicarlO's voice Of "frmininc sweetness" If
they don't make haste all tho seats 1t bo oc-
capicd BY Mr. Hawkins, us I learn he's
going to take up tho thread Of Mr.. Shcr-
mans musical discourscs.
Monday last was st. Valentines day-but
that's all bMtlum now-hcnrtS arc nll turned
TO gizzards--no touching Of 'cm any more.
The two great events Of tho dying year,
which exercised ncwspapcrdom were the
Byron Stowe aud IIyacinthc lcttcrs--onc
threw very dark shadow over tho frma,
mcnt Of Socicty-thc other Il beautiful prism,
rejecting pure light in religious ethics
But VIC hear not much Of either, just now
One has been dismissed rs tho "mid-wifc of
Otlic has sent bomb into tho
Church that is yet ricochctting. think |
know why Mrs. B, 5. attacked Byron. Be-
cause he was q good democrat! vide his
dcdicalions and the ilcot he fitted out from
his private fortune in MD of Greek liberty
liy tho way, Aunt Harriet BecchcrS towc is
In Charleston, hope Shc'll stay there long
enough for mo TO have the honor to Interview
her, ms desire to so to tho seaside city to
buy out the fish market for Lawrence who
Intends TO put Ncwbcrrv upon diet Of fish
the coming summer Fish IL brain food; II
doesn't rob and heat tho brain like somc food
docs. So think Lawrence Is entitled to