The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1870-08-05
RHADABLEs.

an Irish lover, especially when your sweet
heart is wid ye."
Sympathy for Prussisns may be said to be a
ten-tonic plaster intended to brace them up &c
the sticking point.
The editor of the Tifin Star had son
stroke, last week. 1t weighed nine pounds,
and IS doing we'll
horse belonging to Jacob Bum, Of Belle
vue, was sun struck on the 9th, and died
soon after.
A barn bslonginsto ". H. Kennear, Of
Bucyrus, was destroyed by fire on the 9th,
with its contents Of wheat, hay &c.
A social dance, got up at an hours notice,
passed very pleasantly at ShomO's hall, on
Friday night.
The experience of a couple Of young men,
who went fishing the other day, and missed
their dianer, proves that the safest course is 10
take lunch along
The ague is said to be an ex cellent thing to
ashake" fellow up. Those who have tried it
repeat the experiment-when they can't help
IT,
Coal went up on Monday, at Wards expense.
His new treatise on SAIuscular Development,
will soon be issued. In it he viii relate his
experience in the coal business.
Children don't usually arrive at years Of dis
erection until they leave the "teens," but they
arrive at years Of distraction before reaching
them and at this stage most of them are mar
rying.
The Bucyrus Forum should not confOund
the Ssndusky Journal with the Fremont
Journal, nor change editors without the con-
sent of parties. The pith of his remarks is
lost under such circumstances.
On the afternoon of the 26Eh, the barn Of
Harmon Wendell, in Danbury Township, Otta-
wa county, was sturck by lightning, and des-
troyed, with hay, oats, &c, valued at sl2OO.
Insured for $500.
aThe dye is cest," said an irate woman as
she heaved bottle of hair renewer after her
retiring partner, from when she had concluded
to separate. "And gone to smash" replied
her departing lord, as the bottle crashed at his
feet.
The editor Of the Bellevue Gazette asks the
following conundrum: "Why don't our de-
quent subscribers come and see US or let US
heaT from them7" Perhaps its because some Of
them are blind and the rest are dumb. We
have q number who are similarly affected.
A small boy discharged toy cannon in
Bellevue, one day last week, just as a young
lady turned near corner There were some
shot in the cannon, and two Of them lodged in
the young lady's face, frightening her terribly
but not seriously injuring her.
Cleveland has a ghost-an unquiet grocer,
whose sands of life, having been used too
freely in the sugar, finally ran out. And now
he spends his nights walking about the premi-
ses in night shirt of nebulous borealiA, and
frightens his wife out of her senses for fear he
is going to stay.
The monument Association of Findlay has
"got 'em By the can" down there, and makes
an extravagant wordy war necessary. The
expenditure of wind is positively frightful,
and all because somebody imagines sUmebody
else to have been sharper than himself. What
8 town It's?
DR.. Jas. N. Stewart we understand, has ta-
ken promising young student into his care
70 instruct not only in medicine, but other
ways of the world he commenced his stud
dies yesterday, and is but one day old in the
business-won't agree to sweep out the Office
the first week. The population of our city is
slowly on the increase.
-Four kittens were born in this place the
other day which are all Joined together after
the manner of the Siamess twins. The curl
Osities may be seen at the residence Of Mrs. I.
Brigham. They are alive and frisky.-Msdi-
ma Gazette.
May that not be called quadrupied qund-
rOped?
"The undress uniform is the prevailing style
Just now Fremont journal.
Is it your style, Bro. Balsley7 If SO, are
you the bear show you have been talking about
lately ?-TIbSH Star.
You are 5ruin mischief, Bro. White.
Don't be 50 inquisitivs this warm weather.
It is proverbial that the German Jews,
though brought up in the Prussian provinces,
prefer the code Napoleon, and well they may
Under it they have enjoyed civil rights for
nearly century, and not until 1854 were
they regarded with any consideration or favor
by the Prussian Government, and only then
as Measure Of policy by BiSmark. Talk
about German sympathy for Prussia. Ask
German Jew with which Of the contestants
the sympathizes in the present contest and he
will answer viOo Ia France.
Wood county experienced a severe storm on
the 25th, amounting almost to tornado The
course Of the storm was marked BY broken
fences and prostrate corn, &c. About five
miles from Bowling Green, Henry Chnllens,
was instantly killed by lightning. He was
sitting near an open window at the time. His
wife and children who were sitting near him,
were stunned but not otherwise injured.
Hess tavern, at Freeport, was struck by
lightning and badly damaged. Several per-
sons stunned, but none seriously injured. The
telegraph Office, at Peuysburg was demoraliz-
ed A Mr., Robert Young, who was on a load
of hay, which was overturned by the wind,
was badly hurt, and his stable, which was
built Of Light logs, was entirely demolished.
The roof Of building near the stable was
blown of, and other injury done. So says the
Sentinel
We find the following dog geral in the Ur-
bana Gazette. It is a remarkable production,
casegorecally speaking. The author of the
effusion is not known, more's the pity, but the
man and the dog formesly resided at TiHin-
leastwise, it is 50 supposed:
A man he owned terrier dorg-
A bob-tailed onery cuss-
And that there pup got that there man
In many an ugly mus.
For the man was on his muscle,
And the dorg was on his bite,
So to kick that dOg-Oned animile
Was sure to raise hght.
A woman she owned a Tbouas cat,
That 1T at fifteen pound,
And the other cats got up and slid
When that there cat vas round.
The man and his dorg came along one day
Where the woman she did stop,
And the pup he groWlsd ferociously,
Then went for the cat cur-hop.
Re tried TO chzw the neck of the cat.
But the cat he wouldn't be ehawed,
So he lit on the back Of that there dorE,
And bit, and chawed, and chawedl
OH the hair it few and the Purp he yovled,
As the claws went into his hide,
And chunks Of flesh were peeled from his back,
And thon he fumixed, and kicked, and died.
The man he ripped, and cussed, and sEOre,
As he gathered big brick bat
That be would be durned essentially
III be didn't kill that cat.
But the woman allowed she'd be best If he did,