The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1870-04-29
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- Ii men are the salt of the earth
Why can't pretty girls be the sugar.
- If wit ia bad-in age how much
more unbecomilg it m,st be in youth.
- What kind OF robbery is not dan
gerous! a safe robbery of course.
- Powder is q nice thing--in u
horn.
IF lady were threatened to b.
kissed By gentleman, and she object
cd What place near the cOast Of France
might she name? Ushant.
- The discovery has been made BY
a modern writer that without u mouth
man could neither eat; drink, talk
kiss the girls, nor chew tobacco. :
- Where are ycug ing?" asked a
little boy of another who had Slipped
and fallen on an icy pavement. Co
Ing to get up was the blunt reply.
- Some men have little cola in
their purses but the deficiency Is gem
orally nade up By the abundance OF
brass in their e0untenances.
A lady recently sent to request
female friend To accompany her to
Grace Church. The reply came back.
"Sorry, but IN dressed for st. PauI'..
49, moral debating society .onl
West" is engage d IN n discussion oil
the following quentian "Ifa husband
deserts his wife. which is the most n
bandonVd, the man or woman.
- A little boy. seeing man pos
trate before the door of giDggery.
opened the door aud said to the pro
pretor. "See here sir, your sign has
fallen"
- Philosophy says shat shutting
the eyes makes the sense hearing more
acute. A way suggests Il hat this ac-
counts for the mary closed eyes which
are seen in our churches every Sun
day.
- tsSanmy, run to the store and
got some sugar." "Excuse me ma;
I'm somewhat IL disposed This morning.
Send father. and tell him To bring II
paper Of tobacco along"
-" GLOW could Col make woman
out OF u rib papa y Il don't know
my child; it was miracle" "All the |
questions You can't answer you call |
miracles, don't yon papa!"
- ibid you ever 20 to n millitary I
ball?" asked II lisping maid the other
night al an old veteran OF Jackson
army OF rs. mo my des = growled
the old soldier, ''in those Jays had
dye think, it took my leg Off.
-"Cufrec, what do you think the
most useful oh de planels-dc sun, Or
lie moon?"
We'll. Sam, think de moon orter
lake de fus rank in dat ar iicklar."
"Why do you think SO, Cui'ee?'
We'll. veil you; kase she shines by
right when We want light and de sun
shines b. day when we DON'T
III don't want mother 10 MARI,
gain said little boy oae day at
breakfast.
'.Why not2" was asked with some
urp.ise.
"Brcanse. said he. alive lost one
ltlier, and dou't want the trouble OF
citing acquainted with another"
- 4 man at Lawrence3urg. Ind. :
Young man, whose parents are real
respectable aud Ill that. is accused of
tealang quantity of female apparel, :
lch As dresses and things. Tie girl /
rat was Inside OF them VAS only six n
zen.
- ~ say ma" exclaimed lite
link OF thirteen. '.do YOU know " llat
le prrotechnieal remedy il for cry
" infaut!' '.Gracious goodness me
y; ! never heard Of srch thug
Well, ma, it, ocket."
- A n. Y. gentleman has ordered
ON Il European mandatory set OF
ce curtains, upon which are To be-
orked the PORTRAITS and mohograns -
hilnsely and family. 20
= 4 hit 1T the strong minded :,
The tights of Woman who demand
In. nnose ~onen are but few;
nc sIo'ser part would rather stand
BeaUly mas clss ms, FIR which she n gh.s
At ease, with winning isrms: -
The woman who want wSman's rights +
Want mostly, woman's charInS. -
- A good one is told of u Quaker \
lunteer who was in Il virginia. Skin III
sh. Coming in pretty close contact
III Yankee he rrmarked,-
Friend. it's usfo tnIate. but thee y
md, just where I'm going to shout an
Il blazing away, down came the yam /
"Prav. tell me inY dear what is u.
cause OF those tears:" "
Oh such disgrace p,e
WHAT Is il my dear, don't Keep me eve
suspense. are
Oh. have opened one Of your len ~,
:. surprising It to be addressed to =
self. Certainly II looks more Ike ,c
S. than Mr. IL
3 that all? what harm can there tua
in wife opening her husbands let his
$ ter
10 harm ia the thing itself, the con- n a. u
Is are sEch Disgrace y ext
Who has dared Ia write me a letter tina
L to be cad by my wiir? 70 W !.
)h. no. i. was couched in the most
SIC aud beautiful langHage. But
conteIts ! the contents!' rTlt
ere The wife buried her face in her i
dkerchiet and commenced sobbrug mer
I'd, while her husbadd eagerly took aug
letter and commenced reading the d dlrSt
tie that had nearly broken his
Is heart. It was i bill from the Or
ter for three years subscr piien.
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