The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1870-10-13
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don't know az think it IL very dlthcult
thing tew be good ipjun up in heaven, but 10
cnm down here and be 8 good lnJun, Is just
where the tight spot comes IN.
Forp;ving our enemies haz the same refresh
ING effect upon our souls az it duz tew confess
our sins. =,
What lamentable cuss man is, he pittys his
nabers misfortunes, bi calling them judgments
Wize men go thru this world as boys g, to
bed in the dark, whistling to shorten the dis
tance.
Failing in love is like falling into molasses
Sweet but dreadful dauby.
Hunters and gamblers are poor ekonomlsts,
thew kill time, q species of game that Kant be
reproduced. c.,.
Good breeding is the art Of avoiding famli-
arity, at the same time making the company
satisfied with you and pleased with themselfs
Tew be happy-take things as they cum, ana
let them go just as they cum.
It takes crate deal of money tew make
man rich. but it don't take but little virtue.
Il is the little things OF this life that plague
us. Muskeeters are plenty, elephants skarse.
What an agreeable world this would be tew
live in if we could pump all the pride and sell
fshness out of It'll Itwould improve it as much
as taking the fire and birthstone out ov the
other world.
Don't mistake plezzure for happiness; it is
entirely different breed ov dogs: There Is q
CRATE deal of e1quisitt plezzure IN happiness,
but there is a great deal OF plezzure that mas no
happiness in it.
Thare is only one thing that can think OF
now that like to see idleness in, and that is in
mollasses-i want my mollasses slo and easy.
It takes smart man to conceal from others
what he don't kno.
A lazy man alwus works harder than bizzy
eue-the hardest work kno ov is to grunt-lt
Is harder to set still and fte flies than it is tew
git up and escape from them.
The man who controls his pashuns, sits at
the helm ov his ship.
It is very difficult tew kalculate upon suck
cess unless man set up for fool-in this de-
partment hav known hundreds to succeed,
contrary to their expectations.
don't want any better evidence that man
liz phool than tew see him cultivate e1cen-
tricities.
The man who kan conceel his real karacter
when he is drunk, or in pashun, has got a
giant karacter.
have found out that happiness konsists in
working bissy twelve hours, sleeping eight
hours, and playing checkurs four hours out OF
twenty-four.
Mankind loves misery-a hole in the ground
excites more wonder than star in the heav-
ems.
All the good men in this world have got the
same kind of religion, it is only the ded beats,
frauds and hypokrits, whose religion differs.
Pride is looking-glass, into which men look,
and seeing themselfs, they strut, and stick up
their nose at other folks.
How on earth kan we trust man kind or wo-
man Kind, when there amt one out oy ten ov
them dare trust themselves.
Thare is kinds ov faith, faith of the brains,
this is nothing more than shrewdness-and
faith of the heart, this is humility haf sister to
virtue
You win notis one thing, all good takers are
good listeners.
Adversely is goddess with golden smiles.
If ihad the privilege of making the Elev-
enth Commandment, it would be this-owe no
man.
Young ones and dogs those who are least
able to support them, generally have the most
af them.
.Idon't believe in fighting; I am solemnly
against it but if man gets tew fighting am
also solemnly against his getting licked. After
fight is once opened, all the virtew there is in
Il is to lick the other party.
Slander is like the tin kettle tied to dorg's
aail-a very good kind if kettle, 80 long as it
amt our dOrg's tail.