The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

WIZ IN w pun Ills hNNKt
down his throat, and make an end Of
the business at once.
Look'ere, Misser, are you thic) boss
ing this puke, or am l (hic)T
The gentleman passed on.
r1- "Hot Corn"-this is the season
for pop corn and to enjoy IL. you sho'd
have one hf Sill's nice peppers.
TINS Berlin KreuI-zeitung pronounc.
es Butler 1.-THE greatest living Ameri-
can Statesman"
B@- Our stock OF Trunks, Baskets.
and other goods, is full and complete.
Give us a call at Sill's.
oSE of the leading merchants of
Shanghai, China, is a live Yankee. He
ships twice as much tea rs any other
firm in the country, attends two chur,
ches, leads the choir at one, is a treas
urer ofa missionary society, engineer
Of a fire company, member Of regatta
association, teacher in a Sunday school,
assistant editor Of a Newspaper, mem.
Der Of the AsiOtic Society, and princi-
pal speaker att debating club.
Bay We have quite a lot ofsecond.
hand Watches in good order, that we
viii dispose Of at very LOW bargains.
Persons wanting good time pieces, with
n small investment, can be accommo.
dated. u. b. VINCENT Bro.
Hon r. II Hills advice to the peo-
pie Of Georgia lie, DO nothing, say no
thing"
No. For choice Family Groceries, no
place in town offers better induce
mennts than at Sills.
Coon GovERNNEST.- "A mad princess
Of the house Of Bourbon, on being ask.
ed why the reigns of queens were, in
general, more prosperous than the
Of kings replied: Because I'M
der kings, women goyern-and under
queens, men,
pa All persons indebted to n. r.
Vincent " Bro, are requested TO call
and settle up Immediately.
OK a tombstone in a churchyard in
is the following epitaph- Free
to the memory Of John Phillips,
lccidently shot as a mark of affection
by his brothers.
seA- The remaining lot Toys at the
Book Store will be sold at a great bar
They must be sold.
Two Irishmen were in prison, the
me for stealing a COW, the other for
tealing a watch. Hello, Mike, what
o'clock is il ? said she cow-stealer to
other. And sure, Pat, l haven't
my timopiece handy, but | think it is
most milking time.
Raa- New Apron Patterns for Misses;
nd q nice line Of Velvet Ribbons, lust
eceiyed at Halliday d Cos.
A NEWSPAPER just started in oswego,
Few York, declares it will be neutral
n religion and politics, as it "knows
cry little of the former, and nothing
'hatever Of the latter"
rG- Tho stock Of School Books and
%tationery at the Book Store of AdAir
rios. is complete, and they guarantee
D sell as low as they can be bought
nywhere else.
AN Irishman, writing asketch of his
fe, says he early ran away from his
.ther because he discovered he was
My his uncle.
pr Notwithstanding the great rush :
the Book Store OF Adair Bros, dur I
Ig the Holidays, they manage to keep
P a good assortment Of everything in
leir line. They aim to please and ac-
immediate all who favor them with
leir patronage.
The other day a man was found
ounted on a ladder with his lips firm
pressed to the telegraph wires. He
rs kissing his vito in Albany "by tel
ssA= Balmoral Skirts, cheap and good
Stills.
SOME one calls Ashly "a coincidence "
wind, belly and hair oil, who never
t%entionally Injuries anybody, but
hose life has been an abuse Of exist.
lce.'
ses- Switches | Switches II Switch
III best quality of Mohair, at Hal,
lay & Cos,
SPEAKING Of the war, Ex-secretary
anton nee said THE hand of an
-erruling Providence was with us 81
ROACH all, and nowhere was his pre-
nee more manifest than in the pre-
rvation of the thousands of men who
ere sent down South by sea in trans
'rts ill>adapted to the service"
I@. Persons who like a cup of tea.
HAT Is TEA, will please call and buy
% best in town, of John B. Stone. n
FIRE-PRooF furniture is the latest sci
ltific announcement in Germany. 1t
id that a German chemist, acting I'M =
n a commission from 8 fire insurance !
mpany, discovered that impregna-
on with y concentrated solution of Il
elk salt renders all timber ire-proof. y,
ne salt, too, renders wood proof a. B
inst dry rot and the rayages Of in "a Y,
cts. 1t is proposed to turn this dis ii
very to account in extinguishing g
mes; F
RsA- Roasted Coffee, in pound pa ca
il Only 80 cents a pound at 81