The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1870-12-17

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lady physician was called TO administer
soa ssat:eulan down with isver- asY,o on
need coed narsiug," said the lady.
"Nursc me for life," replied the patient.
"a will." was tho soft answer.
Of che Twelve surviving widows OF
Revolutionary soldiers who are QUO hun
dre6 yeats Of age and over, three live in
Msine, their names, residences, and ages
being as follows: Anna Plance. of Port
land, ice; Happsy Mense Of Portland,
400, and Hannah Andrew, Of Lowell,
l01.
Rev. DR. Stone, Of San francisco, WIS.,
ited all the brothers in the city one
night to get items for sermon. Among
other items, he obtained black eye, and
had TO pay for sixteen bottles of wine,
which the girls ordered at his expense.
He lookup collection for the brethren
to pay for the wine.
The Lafayette, Indiana, Journal
makes the following announcement
IA well-known gentleman, at the top of
thn ladder in the Judiciary of the State,
went to church Sunday, for the first
time ia thirty-seven years. DR.. Carver
was the minister honored with his pre-
ssnce."
A Kentucky woman has applied for
.1.'.ztiIn,zssd that her husband
70 most dead with the consumption, and
don't amount to shucks uny way. Here
as.a chance for moralizing, but we havn't
got time to do the subject justice
besides, we don't swear.
We wonder what kind of shucks she
mens?
The New York Sun, of Monday, says
General Beauregard was among the
Passeagesu by the Vile de Paris, which
left this port for Brcst on tho 2sth ult
He goes abroad in compliance with an
anyitation from tho present Frepch
Government. They have offered him
the post Of q General of division in the
French army. He has accepted it, and
now goes to enter upon its duties"
A brother editor wants an almanac
that will tell him when next month
expires. The cause of this want the
editer says is because he has number
OF accounts, the payment Of which was
promised next month, and as the promi-
ses were made in February last hc wants
the almahac to ascertain when he may
expect tho fulfilment of said promise,
ycuk know. We should like one Of these
almapacs.
A party ofhlnters in Syria Austria,
sspnd = whole saraily Of vilS men con
g. glegp.sil, Ssasisssa
Wig were utterly naked, but lScoxercd
With dense hair. They could not speak,
but only uttered unintelligible sounds
Tho cave they inhabited was in an al
most inaccessible part of the mountain,
and they must have lived there many
years. They were taken to neighbor-
ing town, and efforts are being made to
irnproYe their condition.
A charming girl out west has two
devoted lovers. Each pressed her name
tho "hsppy day." The charming girl
was In terrible quandary. She could't
make up her mind which to make happy.
She dreaded 20 make either miserable.
What would shc do? She retired to
the businesses of her chamber to think
the matter over. She thunk. She hit
npon novel expedient She would
marry one. in the morning of day, to
be early named, and elope with the other
IN the afternoon 1t was an original
,dea, and would have been conceived
nowwhoro but in the great wcst. She
carried out the programme to the letter.
That's how she took the two lovers out
Of q dilemma.
Maine sends bear bear sssssy. s.ssy #h:v!. #hv!!. must
be given verbatim. 1t runs thus: Mr.
Samuel Kimball, of Patten, finding an
old pine log in the woods, cut into it to
seeif it was sound. He found that it
was not sound, but he henrd sound
inside and had hardly time to get to the
end Of tho log before he saw nm old She
bear just coming out. He gave her blow
on the head with his axe, and was about
pulling her out when he was SURPRISED
TO SEQ two large cubs just back of their