The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1870-02-22

GOSSIP Fob WOMEN.

6OSSIP FOk WOAES.
The woman who neglects the but
tons of her husbands shirt front is
not the wife of his bosom.
A fond wife threw bottle of hair
reneWer at her husbands head, at
which he said: I'VE must part-the
dye is cast.
In Java, after the bride and groom
are at the altar, the law requires her
to wash his feet before the ceremony
can go on.
Hug Me Tight" is the name of the
new jacket for ladies. It is intended
to be worn with the kiss Me Quick"
bonnet.
"Wouldn'tyou like to be a woman
when you grow up Tommy" No.
why not2" Because women can't
turn SUNNI ersaults."
Mr.. Wendell Phillips says "if wo-
man don't want to vote. she don't
want to do her duty" and he means
that she shall do her duty.
We know a blighted old bachelor
who says that " he supposes the nat
ural diet of an infant being milk will
account for its (s)ereami"
Girls sometimes put their lips out
pOutinely because they are angry.
When they pout as hard as they can,
they want a chance to bite you.
A dowager countess, widow of a
Goofoh
hand upon her Italian courier The
fair bride has passed her sixtieth
year.
A critic, speaking of Carlotta PATHS
vocalism. says, We hang upon every
word" This is a proof of the
lady's power OF execution remarks
a contemporary.
A Pennsylvania farmer writes to
his country paper that he cured his
daughter of the Grecian beud by
pouring water on her and holding her
out in the sun until she warped back
again.
An Alabama editor, in putting a
grocery kept by a woman, says, Her
tomatoes are as red as her own cheeks,
and her indigo as blue as her own
eyes, and her pepper as hot as her
own temper"
Miss Catherine K. Beeeher is en-
gagged in organizing a new university
for young ladies, Ia which the science
aud art of good housekeeping are to
be taught and illustrated in all their
length, breadth and beauty.
Some one says: The Pope is max
ing a crusade upon The improprieties
/ of dress, and we learn he lays the
blame upon the shoulders of the la
dies" The Pope is at fault. We
have examined the shoulders of the
ladies, and haven't found blame
thing there.
IF our lady readers wish to keep a
bouquet fresh. let them drop table
spoonful of powdered charcoal into
the water intended for the flower
stalks. and they will keep their fresh
ness and perfume for several days,
and look and smell the same as those
! just gathered. The charcoal settles
at the bottom of the vase, the water
remaining clear
AtSyracuse, N Y, recently a young
wife stood at door bidding adieu to
a friend her husband saw her and
thought he would give her a little
surprise; so he crept up behind her
and suddenly imprisoned her in his
embrace. The terrified lady shrieked
and went into commissions A phys
ician was called, who said that the
lady was In danger of becoming a ma
MAC, by reason of the shock which
her nervous system had sustained.
Since that time she has been danger
ously i'll.
aerrit Smith. Ia an article printed
in the IndepeRdent on the divorce
question, makes the following obser-
vation: by the way, how ludicrous-
ly inconsistent are the tens of thou-
sands who, In defiance of the whole
Gospel, are willing that Government
should multiply without limit death
and damnnation dealing dram shops,
and protect Shareholders in making
merchandise of men, and who are at
the same time shocked at the thought
/ of Governments being so anti Cos
pei as to allow broken hearted wo-
man to be divorced from the drunken
husband who beats her and threatens
and attempts to kill her.
A SECRET FOR THE LADIEs-How
TO BE BEAUTIFUL Beauty has its
foundation in physical well being.
Health has its laws, which must be
understood and obeyed: aud the
laws are clearly indicated in our phys
ical and mental constitutions. They
demand:
1. Proper food and drink in such
quantities as the system Is capable oil
readily assimilating.
2. Air and sunlight in abundance.
g. Sufficient exercise, r~st and
sleep.
4. An agreeable temperature.
3 Perfect cleanliness.
The whole secret of . ful form
and rosy cheeks lies Id pure blood
manufactured from gholeaoma food