The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-07-31
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.sis,s Medssty In woman. il lik. xha sc.,,,lor
ner cneek- decidedly becoming II not !
Why . woman's dress doea mot racr
ny RraiseS Because it's 90 much pufF
Whit il home without mother -
ene daughter said when abe sant the n
woman ont to chop wood. =
A wit once asked q peasant vb.. -.
ne played "a the great drama of lief q
aino my own business" was the reply.
a A Paradoxical Fact.-One of the mn
seN0er ana pathetic writer's in the EnoI;s
language was Sterne.
The oldest books on record ara ooz,.,.
OF water, and they circulate all over RI
world. - oVei u
915s', entertaining Doubts.-Rubbish Dopht
Icy e very Iar from being 1entertainingn-
Eighty ,one dozen Of eggs given to a min
ser IN Illinois, at q Hdonation yisit.n +,
catied lay activity"
SOme one asked Mr.. Currau wbv a cor,
y Iyman Of bis walked about London with
ms tongue hanging out of his mouth he
said that he supposed he did it to catch
the EDglish accent.n
oo1nJ saa0 stlngy old fellow to his
hired hand, "do you know how MANY mar.
cakes you hayas eaten p Ono. do ya p,'1 ~
Yes, you hav9 eaten fourteen.n oval -
Il Il ssys JoAn, Syon can count and I'll eat.N
How u Il, my dear, that you have never
klndied nsme IN the bosom Of q man q,
asked an old lady Of her pretty niece, who
vas portionless. The reason, I suppose
not good MATCH" 4. - ~ 90 - -.
A lady having broken her smellinp.bot.
tie, her husband, who was near, petufant Is
said to her, declare, my dear, everv-
yp1ng that belongs to you ia more or less
broken" "Tr1e," replied the lady, /" for
even you are little cracked"
coppersmith, who figured largely in
night, finding the tide turning against him.
exclaimed with magnanimo1s air, ssI wash
my hands of the business "I oness thav
need It enough" shouted an impairment
opponent. g
!. A bachelor says that all he should AJAX
Ior IN wife would be q good temper,
r nSa!l, COCO understanding, agreeable
mestic habits, resources of amusement 9
good spirits, conversational talents. eleoant t
manners and moneys t
A shopkeeper having an empty cask =
which ne wished to dispose of, placed il = =
SeaSrs EN- his ss door, and With chalk wrote upon
I<1
ing thai, way shortly after, Immediately :,
wrote underneath, " For freight or passage IL
apply at the burg hole" q u
Do not sleep with your mouth open. Il O,
ls dangerous in manyways. For example. G.
man living in Atlanta, Ca, who is in the, D
,aDiS OF creeping with expanded jaws re- a
,entiy had his false teeth stolen by an o,
ldroit thief What must have been the in
urprlse OF the sleeper on awakening in the LII
norning! ta
An old hotel keeper in Washington once Ca
osted on his dining door the follow Sc
'g notice I" Members of Congress will 60 tn
. the table frst and then the gentlemen. in,
and blackguards must not mix
18th the congressman, as it is hard to tell all
pc from the othcr.n@ or
. A boy was sent by his mother to saw sta
pnne stove wood out of railroad ties, Co en'
g out shortly after she found the youth po
ting On his saw-horse with his head d ~"
after, and why he didn't keep at work. lea
he boy replied, "My dear mother, find coo
very hard to sever old ties" IN h
81 T;s ny Iao s1oien some apples ex- the
NOUS manner. The schoolmaster asking the
ch;,, $500, Wn, W say ior nlmself, the the
Ia,.,. - ~ Ane apples were Ioms- The
.vsrs 80" ~. no gov .hem ana now bee;
8 thar >, ~ "o "on Know now II SO a
. nor
Az recent trial witness was produced radi
% had avery red nose, and one of the the
lnsel, being desirous of putting him out |.clou
coQntenance, shouted to him after he one
sworn, Well, let's hear what you The
" 70 say with your copper nOse.n rain
NY, eiF, sasd ne, by the oath have is nc
en- would not exchange my clipper side
. Iof your brass face. up,
Dutch woman kept toll-gate. One G.
gy day traveller said, Madam, how you
is it to Bid sShoost q little ways.n actei
) the reply. Kes. but how far ~ again habi
8 tne traveller; Shust leette ways,". ing i
. ,emphaticaliy. Madam, is it one, cult
enree, Aour or hve milesf" The good than
aen lngenuously cried, drinks it is" flute
Scotch minister, in visiting some mem those
of his flock, came to the door of a by a
se where his gentle tapping could not unthl
eard for the noise of contention within. cases
IT waiting little he opened the door it Is,
walked in, saying in an authoritative it can
e, SO / should like to know who ia tbe all is
of this housed" "Weel, SIR" said good
husband and father, off We sit down a
we may be able to tell We, for we're DEL
tyTifig to settle that noint ~ paper
+ you do not close that window. , .snns
er shall die from the draught.n said ,ro,,,t
y at dinner. And if you do close it. Son,t
II die from the heat in this hot wea- tho ~
exclaimed stouter lady. Then we mn NJ
was giggle among the boarders at the tbevP a
ina of the waiter, when a gentleman they q,
mt said, MY good fellow, your duty them I
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