The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-06-26
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81 stylish Crockery-Fashion plates.
NH a Bad Debt-The owing Of grudge.
Fk Harmless Pugilism- Striking attitudes.
a Tale Of Thrilling Interest-The rattle
Why are pin and q poker like hin
Eeyes. -'o A0au ana n
HI Why should a chimney sweep be a goo
whist piayera Because he lie always follow
n A dishonest bankrupt and an honest on
faave tbs resemblance-they both fail {
make money.
- man in this city has got SO deep in deb
that not one of his creditors have been Ali
70 see him for months.
MI. A New Zealand chief maintained that D.
nag good title to his land, because he has
eaten the former owner.
Bald headed men take joke easily. be
cause they are not at the trouble of oettina
It "through their hair" e
H an engine whistle could speak to the
cngIne driver. what would it sayi "Don',
touch me or I'll scream."
Shall paint your cheeks for you. wife p
NO, husband, you have done it often
enough, by making me blush for YOU"
It 10 the man who determines the dignity
of the occupation, not the Occupation
which measures the dignity of the man o
why Is q clock . most modest niece Of
furniture Because it covers it's face with
ats hands, and runs down its own works.
WOman-There is a purple half tn the
grape, mellow half to the peach. q snnnv
naif TO the world, and a better half to man
Greatness stands upon precipice, and i'll
prosperity carries q man never SO little be-
yOnd his poise, it Overbears and dashes him
- pieces.
i Words should be seconded by action !: i'll
3m't enough for q housewife to saw to q
Bepcking with hole in it, "You be
Il Gam Lnot little pale 2" inquired lady.
no was short and cOrpulent, Of bachelor
You look more like big tub,n was the
PUNT reply.
How easy and pleasant it is to ASSIGN
1otives for the conduct of our neighbors
zen we gather them unconsciOusly from
tuf own hearts.
Shall have your hand 7" said an ex-
auisite to belle, as the dance was about
Ocommence. With all my heart" was
ne soft response.
VA negro being caught at night in a hen.
post, excused himself by saying that he
Fonly came dere to see if de chickens sleen
Fith der eyes open."
Let no one count the number of his
blends till they have been bolted in the
eeve of his own adversely, for there is
euch bran In prosperous friendship.
"a tradesman having sunk his shop
yguple OF feet, announces that, in conse-
pence Of recent improvements, goods will
9e'sold considerably lower than formerly.n
Rousseau used to say, that to write
pc love letter you ought to begin with
knowing what you mean to say, and
|seeh without knowing what you have said
Bones" said wag to milkman, "you
at to roof them cows of yours" "What
~ asked the other. "To keep the wa b
- from running into the milk replied d
- wag. c
"a Yankee writer, dwelling upon the i'm u
Ftance of small things, says that he {" al q
4ys takes notice of q straw, especially i'll q
pre- happens to be sherry cObbler at the 10
a. of it."
On certain occasion of an eclipse in
trgInia, colored individual became high r.
elated. Dress de Lord! the niggers
ne hab come at last, and now we'se goin'@ =.
hab q brack SUM-" ~
IS 1 don't care so much about the bugs. III
I'D Mr. WOrmley to the head of a genteel 81
ivate boarding-house, "but the fact is, al
adam, haven't got much blood to spare Ia
u see that yourself" 10Y
A young lady, who was rebuked by her IT,, VI
other for kissing her intended, justified ar
. act by quoting the passage, {" Whatso- H. ur
er ye would that men should do to Won ~
ye even so to them"
$ If you'll believe me, haven't taken attic
Dp of fermented liquor for year." said aEfu
n of questionable veracity. 4" That de- I'm:
nds," said the other, whether one be- %go
yes your lips or your nose" @Ho
Quite laugh was raised in one of tbeE i wi
irts by an official, who, when the chair-kE fro
n called out for the crier to open the aSa
lrt, said, May it please your honor, the Bic
ID" 3no
\ young fellow eating some Cheshire me
ese, full of shippers, at tavern one sue
ut, exclaimed, "Now 1 have done as 3 SOL
CHI as Samson, for have slain my thou @'or
DIS and tens of thousands" "Yes,n re- WIN
sed another, "and with the .jawbone Off Z
ASST ua,
! shoemaker received note from a lady. 3nut
Nesting him to make her a new pair oil bic
es, and not knowing the exact style she 3my
nired, he dispatched written missive mir
Ter, asking whether she would like them jus
be "Wround or Squire Toad Z" The "
?, indignant at this rash specimen oil littl
replied "Kneether" sait
andidates for government Office in Eng yon
are examined upon various literary nah
scientific topics. Lately one of them. zee
slip OF the pen, wrote "Vennicen in HS"V