The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-04-06
ALL SORTS.


high toned Chandler was so over-
coma with joy, the indianapolis Sen
~tiael says, he Immediately left the
chamber, and has laid drunk on a So
= ia in the coax room ever since The
JOY of this great and good man is
g most intense.-Er.
.Aaother loyal Office holder eeme-to
grief John F. Railey, Collector of
the sd district OF New York, has
absconded and his whereabouts is moi
known even to his family He is a
tlefaulter to a large amount, about two
hundred thousand dollars. He was
loyal
a special the other day from Wash
ington said che President was dis
pleased with Spain, &c Why, did
he have a bad cigar that morning.
The king OF the Cannibal Glands vas
~displeased one dag because lie had n
!, tough piece of humanity for dinner.
1t did not cook well.
A special dispatch from Manehcs-
: ter, OHIO, says that on Sunday last.
while j. C.. Rhinehart, school teacher
and E. j. Conncl, carpenter, were
walking on the high way they werc
met, by a drunken man named James
Huff, who drew a pistol and shot
Council dead Rhinehart drew a
pistol and shot Inf through the body,
but before he fell he returned Rhine
.hars,s fire, mortalIy wounding him.
,sRhfnehart and Huff died n few min
,at1s after. b.. D.,
Ben. Butler is credited with saying
to aimcmber Of the Cadet ship Com
mittee: "This thing must be wound
up. Yoa must ease it down on Rod
.erick; for if once fiirly warme1 up in
the work of bringing 10 light the Sc.
cret history OF Congressman you vii
blot the party from existence"
ben Butler, in order TO spite the
officers Of the regular army, and to
outrage the cadets at West Point, APP
.pointel a negro boy to q cadetship at
that school, to the exclusion Of youth
full applicants of the white color
Benjamin is doing more to make this
a notified empire thar he ever did to
save the Union at Big Bethel and
Fort Fisher. 1t is a relief to know
that the beast came from ALassachu-
sets, and that he is probably the
meanest man in America.
They say in Washington that the
wives and daughters of Republican
Senators are in a p%erplexing quandary
about Mrs. Revels, wife of the colored
Senator. Of cou it will never do
to cut her acquaintance on the grounds
of caste. 1t is reported of her that
she has-an unpleasant way of saying
A'thar" d''whar,' and ~ golIy me!
as, well as talking about shoe cake
and the relative merits of pigs and
things, on drawingroom occasions, and
has a strong inclination to rel ban,
dana handerchiefs and colossal ear
rings.
Luck AND LABoR.-It is 4 very
common thing to hear people complain
oftheir "bad luck" wher in fact they
ought to blame their own want of
wisdom and action. The following.
from a distinguished writer, may be
of some value to some of our street,
foafers, who are so anxious to have
something turn up"
:: 'Luck is everything waiting for
something TO turn up.
Labor, with keen eyes and strong
Will, will turn up something.
Luck lies in bed and wishes the
post-man would bring him the news
ola legacy. "a
sdLabor turns out at six O'Clock, and
Hith busy pen or wringing hammer,
lays1the foundation of a competence.
Luck Ihines, -u
s5Labor whistles.
scEuck relies on chances.
= Labor on character.
-sLuck slips down to Indulgence.
Labor strides upwards to independ-
euce."
A rich discussion is reported in the
N. Y. HorkI, as having taken place in
the South Carolina Legislature. Les
lie. a carpet Dagger, encounters his
friends rs follows:
saFirst .colored Senator-You're a
liar.
< Second colered Senator-You're a
thief.
p Third eolored Senator-Hold your
tongue or you will be in the peniten-
tiary in less than ninety days.
Fourth Senafor-If you don't dry
up we'll knock hell out of you
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures, l do
not mind these interruptions.
SELF SLAUGHTER.r-The fashion of
painting the face is actually getting 70
be almost universally practiced in
,sgood society,"" There was a time
when if the ashy' enamel, the glaring
rogue, the India ink for the eyebrows,
and the crimson lip salve, were left to
fln e~Yclusive 1lse of women who were