, 1870-03-27

time and = third time when he raised bis head,
opansd nls beautiful er4s,. and, said .Every-
body Int Bob, mamma Lob drowned my 'a<:
Lat rear, tho Internal Esyanus.. Aase.sar4
got nome funny ansseH, TO thls, qucaticus
ptinned on their hlanka~ For inataaase. 10 the |
ysar:" one person rephsd: s1ire- one bay" !
4nothar. IAN impairment quehtion, but EnI
j third, '"11er hi1slanda. love, aa1l ~ rMch /
money from him "a sle. xAnts, tst, no cAhsE
sf,;s. 5fS: to b r.asth Tor e., 1*a, ts'Da"'h wells
Tho people Of Flori1A, will hare their Rttle
joke They, inform ttarel1ors ttst they put- |
,poae 10 erect two monuments on the VI llAp |
NIyet, naar Mrs. StoWe's zeAilenca, tocon-
nasmorate the horo4k Of hac most famous
novels. One Of the shafts IL 70 lie desheased
10 Tic memory Of UIrle Tom, and OLE, u that
Of Lord Byron.
Kalkbre nuer w4s L pianist who w1~,ts very
yell indeed. and 1,sa specially helped teachers
avon" 10 lis name, .p1 eelssea With .sgsrneee
On every opportunity Of directing Attention III
| it.. Are you a1ste,,, he sad onsdey to =
friend, THAT tn. nobility Of ny emily goea
| ccstors accompanied tia; Emperor nazha-
scssa--" "o1 tho ptano2" interrupted bis
friend.
When young lady offers to hem caIabsie
I b1ndkcxcliief for rich bacheldr. she ncskA 70
Tho ,ata pr; e. vas distineuisheti NO leas
for his hospitality than his WIT. ONO day pa-
sicnt, who xas alao personal tr1end Called %
lin f.r his oficc, which ~ss in tho tasNnent Of
l;s house. and oren.d his g1ief. Tbs Doctor
sskea roapv questlons md finally WRITE pro
Ecriptiou, which lie hauded to the patient, say
ting, Ms dear .ir, i 5ou sin ta,5e this, ard
beo = orr17,isnt in your diet. ard especially in the
matter Of Atiraulants, you win 1ecovcr. Bu.s
t. nv ih1ty 10 teD son th1t single Klasa Of
VIM or eThits uaaJ have serious couse1 1uances.
Now, let "a Sc UP Ana sea Mrs. -" Arrived
in the rarioT. Tie Doctor @atsed to the side
hoard, and, taking out = docante1 and couple
! ot me. aWhy," eacsained bis ho1r1dsd
gntat, "you inst now salt 1t would XIII rae y
Z" Oh" :" re1oincd the Doctor, warius Ills band,
4 sta1ekeeperin III Nantucket sdsertist% quart
bowls OF III soEts and eizes.s
"You arc very strrid, Thomas, said couu-
TIT teacher 10 = little Toy s,yes1s old. You
a1e Ike donkey: and Whist do tlcy Do to
better, aud Eiek them less, said tho .sch 1i,tle
! u1ehin-
/ young and rpIisltiy widow once appeared
II = masquerade IN lath. England, With 4
pape. li1,1ied to Lt:z bosom, bearing the follow
! ! Jug 1iness
~Te l.. Gu iss.s isr s .hs tsssa & e
IN 5eans, ahonsh not haudsona.. sco4natured
, Fos fu1ihtf particular, Fray inquire within"
A gentleman inquired Of an humble Haer
| nian the rpason ~hy hls countrsmen Afa 10 AZ
= to male bullf, "fu tell yo1 that, your hon
: orr replied Pxddy. I'VE ne<es make balls i
!. our own language; Il is whan We epeak Engli-
= = bull., not l1ieh."
- Figaro jokes upon tho prevalence OF th
= fpuAI~pox in Paris in thls way: At,a rece1
= = duel, the seconds required that the points
the swords used in the ccn.est uho1ld b. tippe
l tNf ~
,. one Of the cpnbatanta remarks: "If :,
4 kined. shaD u 1east Be sure Of not casclia
- A Western Journal tells bow = drnrkard ",
IN drsye, "1th = email innocent lid feeling
~ his vest pocket 70 find few pennies to kea
- his poor father from starving 70 death."
I, Some une a.ked Howard Paul II he was
~ any nan 10 England" replied Il. r., "tl
tss when she animal starts tho trouble begins
= Once, when be was spilled ont Of his saddls
y and aa he lay .r1a.ling On the ground, be Fs
" marked II thought had improved Ia Loras
=, Hsneh;,', bu. 6na have fallen otT."
! a 1,ooisans planter delighted his hands Il.
=, veek br paFipG them In silver quarters. On
- old negro exclaimed: "Fede7it money con,
ene 90 ss ss sSet tn, aa r. se9ssh , D, = pss!d oq
e e old tire is eone sgin, hoors.t". And then
z | vent away and buried his money.
ii gcene 1t m Intelligence pf1ce IN Iosto,
n my price is Are doa1.B week for uasoc
ii street OF Commonwealth arenue, aod four do
: la1r fot Columbus xTrnue or Ttemnnt street
T. taid the gi1 "Why this distinction :" ia1rir,
te the applicant .tBecscse one keeps cver5taiI
p under foea aud key, and the uthes don't" y
Il A female lecturer ssid Il Get n1sr7ied, you1
" nen: and bc quick about It Don't wait for Il
! millennium, for the girls to become angel
N ioud LOOK vel beside IN angel, wouldn't 50
y Mary lemmer Anes wanta to know who
d 1ove her wheu her head 10 graz? Perhaps
Is saSs the Nav 1ost GIoJ+, q abe viii dye ls.fo
re thlt time"
ha In Nantucket there used to BE- nli1itA
E company called tho Nantucket Guards. the u
to article IN the constitution Of which ras
1t case OF w1z this company slau Immediate
y diAbaud."
IL The heart Of \ woman il Abook Hhose leaS
er, Ere uncut 1t The most interesting pages. -
nj A Maine paper s15s that man recently di
on | in TiSeon Cove, "of fine uiud, aH1 uuusu
ut bereTclence aud fatness, with high mol
,g- principles Weighing $50 pounds
I'll Sa<er conf1a in ! young mathew pa
{ I teal. Never tell your secrets To Age-o11 doc
ba seldom shut closely.
nc In the good old times, Just after the 1evo1
Eor Houary VIZ, the patriotic citizcus OF Rzaj
tree iIasssehuBettz, heard sad Fu1nor abo
tnx The widow Of Ole Of the most eminent Rayn]
Ell. toQasy leaders fesadinE in Bostdt. md AZ
eea one Qf the1t nnlnbet to see nAQbtit