The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1870-09-12
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MIR. Shortfc, Of Pittsburgh, hanged himself
last week
--Topsfcd Ohio, bases its claim to Gime on &.
ninety. year.1ld goo,r.
The policeman who loved above his station
has been sh ,o.ny'd.
Charles Lamb calls colored children inuo-
cent little olIckucsscs."
France has cot sober ut last and adinits that
the has had BOURBON enough.
Gen. s. A. Douglas has resigned AZ Mdc.de-
camp TO Gen Holden OF North Caro- ina
A San Francisco cat got into George Francis
Trains bedroom and trio to sucN his breath.
The Saginaw Mich police force has been
reduced Is per cent one patromsn resi- mel.
Some twenty years ago Louis Napoleon
"srucK lilo" Now. It secrr- he has struck exile
old "Pap" Price Of Missouri, a General in
the rebel army has left estate valued at ItcoOn
90 If postage on papers is reduced to one cent.
there viii be two sent where there set now.
One Of the grent moguls Of Tammany pro-
alliance with NJ the great mogals OF So
ross
Poetry is the flower of thought irony, tho
thorn sarca'm, the nettle wit the honey ami pun.
ming, thesmall beer.
"A hen in Jersey was struck by lghtninga
fortnight ago and has not laid egg since hut Jer.
sey ghtning IL peculiar.
Men don't commit suicide in Memphis.
when tired Of life they out and Insult one. and
arc shot dead
-Delmonico. who ought TO be good authority
such matters. says tra France Is perfectly right,
just now. In refusing TO treat
"A Philadelphia paper finds that the city a.e
thoisand boevcs han last year. but m,Etons
dropping on a lit,is on hogs
An Illinois minister walked two miles 10
marry courl and the happy man urged MIN 70 accept
a silver rcnholdcr 'ni a bouquet a' his fec.
An urchiu being sent for Eve cents worth Of
naccaboy snur forgot The OF the article ami ask
for i've cents worth Of mAkeH.o1y sneeze.
"A Jersey boy killed a rooster in hs fathers
ncld the other day, and claims now that he has
settled tho iong.mootcl question VINO killed cocr
robb'n'.
omaha promises to be as famous for beef.
packing as Cincinnati Is for porg-pacSing one nrm 10
Omaha purposes to pack 10000 head OF cattle this
season.
"a spiritual strike Is recorded in Elko Cal.
By digging where medium Indicted, some believers
uncovered ledge which palned out as high as SIS 0o
| per ton
Napoleon has at length gained victory II
occurred In Omaha. Ncb where In the sword contest
fair. no received 15 votes to 5s for King
| William.
| --Georre r. Crockett ofParkman, Maine sono
year, ago stocked pond with four or Ave trout: and 10
now catching an abundance OF three aud four
| founders.
Tile Jancsvillc WISCONSIN, Gd.ctie says that
| the ncs pontim end troublesome that some OF
their bet ,cepcis ao Obliged to keep awake during
! divine SO vice.
Ca Fridny Conner Daley, employed in mill
near uuc-. f, from platform In the fourth story to
the ground. ne struck on pile OF brcas, aud was
| instantly kilieI.
Patience is cxemplfed in the man who Ion
h,' wagon while his hore baked, sat stamp, and
read the war kilograms TN the animal was hungry
| cuolch 10 re home.
The seashorc of the State Of Maine, following
i;s s!uuosties Is upward OF two thousand miles IN
Length. The lctgih u a direct line is only two hun.
dre1 aui twcutys.x mics
A was IN Cincinnati bribed band TO play
tie Mas'eiala, the ou,r evening 10 boc- p1rlca A
subscr.pt3n 'sn1w Dci'g fascn up to buy nstru.
monts AMI the doctors oil will he pad Of the Teu-
tonic fund.
some men seem to delight in wautou de-
suucton. An exchange says that two men were lately
seen tcarng NJ tie succt Ia nclphboTns ety. and
on the same Gsy stN"ra! .cr,Ous obsr.YeI II Tie
Ncfy act q pulling Mp tie river.
vallejo, California, ",uet DO a very bad piaot
70 live in. TIE Eco,er runshed the,c. says It han
tors Heu who ba,, become ~ saturated wtI the oil
ofcondcnsci d1u.nltuH as 10 commit an &c. comblu,
:ns ali TITO horrors q century Of crime Into one"
A youth was lamcntins to his father tho
ordeal Of rorrng the question. P1lh!" tald the
| patrArCh, ." how do YOU suppose managed ?" "You
ma rei lothcr aad I've got 20 Astranrc girl"
In Iowa merchant sent dunnng letter Ia
imam. who replied 10y return mail You ,ay YOU arc
holding my note yet That Il all riFh'-pcriccty right
just keen holiuz On % IT, aud yuu nni y1nr hands
SLIPPING, spit on thsm aad ty It again louIs, allo.
Uonatcly"
The Connecticut river Is lower than IL has
been for many years Above the toll bridge at Hart
'oid there Is an island big enough for tr1tas p,rk
with annie uacS That Is something Of change since
.ast sprngS ocshc', when the water stood Thirty
deer over thi0 same iI,allty.
1t was reported in Wamsport, Pa, among
lhc Cue, tha oil the upper was 10 the La5it OF
heating his wife, ard a committee of Old ladies' were
dCpUtod to wait upon her and learn the
own lps. They dd 80, and TO their horror learned thai
he was IN tie habit of beating her. but" remarked
tho lazy, at 70 at cuchre! The committee mlzZlcd.
Mcdonald Check of Manchester, lad, ia
rightly named lie neglected and abused his wife. and
when she sought the protection OF her father he fol,
lowed her. with the inenti,n OF taxing her life. She
not In the horSs when he arrived, aud he ddn'!
want TO co away without killing somebody. he dcliber-
ately shot her father Tho murderer is OF large. with
scores Of nCn In pursul ofhin.
The actor Carl llelmerding Of Berlin con'
trbuted two gold nupovous 10 ,le Tst,ioc Sii 30
eieiy' wiIhave which may be thus rendered
I9e f. e % I've r I%ss1Y are gwen
pnt the MAJ MO vii rIys Won VS ' Ia third o,o
hlua William himself Slll no."
On the 9th inst. some boys at Norwalk, Ohio,
stole and invited several girls 10 take rds
with them on the "a lroad trace An engre APP
peaIed IN front OF them, And Rs thc bows Il
they jumped from the car. leaving the g,rs 70 theI
fate, collision occurred, and two daughters ~ T.. j.
B.adY aged eleven aud sixteen years. terribly cut
and bruised.
Wild pigeons are abundant in the shore
towns OF Connecticut. nom Greenwich to stonngton
rheY appeared IN vast numbers on the Oh inst. and
| have nee boon gttfn! picnttrr. New Haven sports