The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1870-03-31
CHIPS.

A WARN sheet sheet, Of fame.
The bans Spain forbids-Cu-bans.
LoUrsyILIE covers I0,S80 acres.
suppEsLY furIed-the cadet-shir
sales.
AGRICULTURAL mending-Potatoe
patches = ssTs6a5aas -
Hush money-The prize Of the era
die. u (1esLH i. u.
The Oldest lunatic on record-time
ont ofnind.
A THORN in the bush is worth two
~ .nsnano. ~
"A JEw's harp gives out notes. A
jew sharp collects them. f
No farmer can plow field by turn-
ing it over in his own mind.
WHEN draft passes through a bank
does it giEe the clerks colds3 QOQI
FRoU-FRoUy' hats and "Shoo Fly
ties are announced. i - aCl
SIX hundred and seventy-four Phil
adelphisn bellies married foreigners
last year. = =.
A FIGURE that takes-That of
fashionable lady; takes, lot of cash to
support. & - III
A CINCINNATI compositor changed
the name of the gunboat Oneida tod
" One Idea."
TTO4rH1Rps Of the New York pick
pockets are girls under 20 years of
age.
a sToREKEEPER in Nantucket sd &
vertises sqpart bowls.of all sorts and
Sizes" /,
IT Is as important to respect your
neighbor's privacy as to respect his I
purse or his person. .-,s.oaa La
The United States marshal of Lon.
isville speaks of whisky, or bust
head" in hisioficial papers. XII al.
IT bothers the Canadians to decide :,
which they prefer-Irish stews or Fe- !,
nian broils. a
SYDNEY eSNITH used to object to- 4
written sermons on the ground that n
Indignation a week old had no effect. /
A BACHELOR editor, who had pref W
y unmarried g sister, lately wrote to f,o,
'nothereditor similarly circumstanc-
ID, Please exchange . =. Is ,iIs9 tie
A MONSTER concert saloon, with b
egiment of pretty waiter girls, is
hortly to be opened on BroadWay. W
yoW York. Ae-z 90 I'll - aft
A PHYSICIAN and an undertaken re- al
lde In the same house, in Boston,
circumstance which caused an aWk- fa
7ard mistake recently. af} aJIa pl
The French cenic papers represent M
ne French sSorosis leader as firing al
pool cannon loaded with enamel and
air pins. ng
1sele wi
Two competing stage, lines in Cali IN,
'rnia advertise free meals and free -
des," each hopingto drive the other
OA1 OA1C COuTS6s
HE difference between nigger min fis
relsy and African missions is that !
Ie one is an outgrowth of Christian wa wa
y, the other of Christy-inanity. he
NEW WORKERS boarded oyer $20.-. ~
5000 in gold, which they bought at He
'rying prices between sl30 and 200. Dsz
d are still holding it for rise.s.s ',5 3 sIet
MoNeoI1Ay yeracity is expensive in all,
'llfornia. One Of the courts has ex- boo boz,
nded $50 for chickens used in the
-earing Chinese witnesses. Va,
A WESTERN railroad opposes a for A
ae-teller's suit for damages, on the owl
ound that she might haYes foreseen VIII,
accident, and that, the neglect was to
own.s Z Z s. 8. ! - YER
A BALTIMORE couple recently mar get
d, appended to the announcement the
the fact in the papers q AdYer- was
ed for the benefit of few of our take
Iuisitiye friends sae2 z a'- + cnt
4 FEMALE physician has been arrest toIit
in Philadelphia on the charge of turn
Lding the special i,ternol - his
, but claims exemption on. the y
'und that she is not allowed to have
e. - Y
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DIDN'T LIKE THE ExcusE.AThe Fl
rtfort Post has a story of deacon him,
o got drunk in New Z ork ON the u
of July. Il was at a time when foun