The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1870-03-31
VARIETIES,

VlQuhl WHO lOSt III uNe tWeutf years hbOi
which he has Just found under his bed,
and Is Of tho opinion that "his life has not
been made unhappy by house cleaning"
An Indiana paper speaks Of a lawyer
who charged client SO for collecting 80,
but said lie would not press him to pay tho
other dollar for few days, ifit would DO
moro convenient for him to let 1t stand.
"A prominent Democrat In Evansville,
Ind, who has been treating q negro to
good Bourbon for the past six weeks, Is
greatly exaSpCrated that the "black scoun'
dreP Is going, 70 vote. the Republican
tickctx 2 u q d ts 2
The Bellefontaine (OhiO) Republican
says that Don Plat Stands about US much
chance Of going to Congress as he does 81
getting to heaven" 4..a
There is no truer saying than that
"Swect arc tho uses Of advertisements"
LAmeficons Ndb Won lnuw what ''the
CuvtInnickpufs YSL1ltskylitmiksI sakf:
atskylltmiks, Ankachagamuks, and nc
kutonecutzocoOrts" arCi They are your
fellow citizens. and live in Alaska, upon
the "Atutoacoolakuchargut, Nocotachi-
gut, Kuyuyukuk, COnnecovah, Unalachlut
and Golsova.Richka rivcrs."
The Shakers of Alfred, Me-, are nego
tiatiug the salei of, their real estate 70 Port
land parties Tor 800, 900, Two Of their
number are prospecting the Shenandoah
Valley in Vtrglnia, and II they ike 1t the
family will remove thtther.
-Anoted rebel General at last obtains
hisfOod and clothes honestly bysawing
wood In a California town.
Tho Ohio Republican State Conven.
tio,Iis ID Ia Hkiti IN C0lunbus on the 10th
Of August, This Is much later than has
been The custom in that State, and the
change Is good one. NJ,
The Cincinnati Chronicle says: 1.-THE
reaS6rJ FRAT COlfIx. has not given recep.
lions this winter Is, perhaps, sufficiently
explained by the llct that a baby carriage
from Ohio was sent to him BY express. q
tew daysago. ~ ijiiin,t'i,. 4
"A York State postmaster, alarmed at
the stories about poisonous gum, gives no.
ttce that hereafter everybody must icK
tneir own smHlES' e'Se tAelr IeI'eFS ""n !
60" .I..-- ii, ,.,....
1.-The conference OF Virginia kepu6li'
cansSto be held IN ltchmong; Aprh o.
has 6een postponed until AHuFsAy'
April *l' II
There Is one county in Pennsylvania
which has not granted license to sel u
qioF TOR nineteen years. II Is fo'ter
county, ,,.... .-..6r...
"A colored preacher In Virginia thus
settles the Reputation question: "Ef a
man got dc money, den hc ortcr pay CT
he ami got de money, aen ne orient 10
pay, LARS &c way l looks AZ IT. ~
The Rev. E. Watson, Presiding Elder
Of the Saratoga Methodist District, pray
cd, q few evenings ago, for the New York
(which seemed disposed 10
repeal even the ten commandments
Tho most popular cry just now is
down with the taxes" i.-,..
,a-Rnf,,ans now mob and beat unolFend.
inv men MI n0Onday In tle most freuuent-
cJ streets of New York. 0,w'
-IIOrace Greeley was recently knocked
down by wagon in New York and
severely injured his ankle. He hopes to
he 0ut In q few days, 1ar
IT. noo,an I,iS.,tI... COWS mn boroat
~ nS'' ',nc nU 0,,;S,sIs 70. JocS nrt
.. cTneSH arooior honnf,t 70 monL;nG IN
NV Hi;n6 nrSSr If nature cruelty "a never
n r
A. rh0r,os n,cLors 1urior bos
r,oIIo s,,c,' S n'orI;od SUCCESS os m onio,"nr
lauc Sucn SUI S,. o , SsteI Nos 10 % an
cnor ' =; FHnHS t ;lNt Ia intoGS ~ oSont
n.y.! tS.cy ~ t'ou ras s,,HS nS ''0 " ''''
'n0 Ss"so 40 " I'AV's'''."'
senator AlofLon' IN spe"SlnS u Lae
San domingo treaty, IN inc oenatc, last
friday sald tlII sla al T S wp! 1I,U IN
AasKas 70 WmGn 1nStncF nGm auH ',n
Ill i.aSoS ,Sor,,, ; ''''' ffi'i '''
u W n'0 '''. Wiz ,.,..r
"A smart oId western muy, DeIilg Gal
co into court rs WluNcsS, steW i' !l,1 ".
Ut tho quesuonS put 70 heF, anu VolI ~ s
Judge tlM sue Woe'H 44!t !Ae SUNNI ~
ne was rnly one ol .!Ie nlGSs ''lHu'S''''o
OLD gentlemen She e'cF Seen'
Sake ssys, to tho shame OF American
juveniles, that no French chn9 ever
speaks 10 or Of Ills parents or adult relA'
tons save in terms and tones o. tender
Ivy i SSco,,n S FIR IN tho Cro,lnd that many
E N chiIdren grow IN without know.
Inc nracisclv WIN their Parents arc,
r c. J.. VI. $500 .o,,o.o,
"A ntm IN toEH' E.Siau ~ s s,n:ii
yGaIS slhcc uI'uG!soVN y" nNo w. " ~ ,n,'nr
telescopes somet astronomy nSS n ,,,o,
accomplished. II - ~" te"I II eo.,l III
co. tne lI nO mcluu9 tiS usW w Si.a
eye enc, Is o. ICY ahu.is TlnSssr ~ oH
oGlcct c1u ~ HlcheS' Nlu "uStc ~ !.
me weight q, JUG S WHOLE i.d6 aS c1oa ~
aperture Of Is inches nearly, and It's focal
length Is 90 feet.
"A Nav York ,Tudpe In n recent
cb,rHo -dSscr;hed Tho iRil Of Warren com.