, 1870-03-27

dressed himself In his Nall-kept Cou.;,.
inform, cccLed hat md Al, called on h.sA
proceeded At oncs 10 hnsiDass, sayiuc L..
been dcputized to axcertain il it wa trsu
reported, that she vas about TO marry f,s':,t
3. sa,s informed him that the zepor,' ~. -
But, eaid tue horifed messenger, 49,
know that he Is nm Ehglishman r.. =.
told him tlas Ble vas well awar. Of ,j,r,-.'
lut mcst nEaurcuIs It wnnkl I4,t RI; ,,.:.
purpose '.Ihcn," said the nov is.:,, :;
1tntsl soldier. "msy God forgive w
town o! Esaintree 1lever vii" *.
I'oor dear man, said woman at ,bs.
nera, Of her fourth husband, ".~s ;sS ~: y.
trouble u0N-" -
A critic eays Of a fa,co1s sirse. ta.t a..
sings few airs and puts o4, i graf NJ,
4 clergyman argues that ha waa ri:h.
ing I'll hia congregation ''l.el'.e'i i:e:s-
LeSsEse tue brethren ,, e1nb5s.'* :; sEu si:.s-.
Because they keep ans 20 well,
During fine starlight er-a1ur. l,t.r.
tlTes ytaE old philosopher, alter y ~,
appaztut1y profound scrutiny If d., l. -
a+kttl his mother abruptly wfle.c III. s;..s.,
item. Mamma replied II don't s,ns-, =:
know whetg the staEs came tsa.n." :. ~
you bot I do. The moon lsid ..u.'
| Ike Quarterly Herx7r, in its rece,: A.:
I on title Aims OF Modern Met,;rine So
spark Of Genuinc ruth in the ft,lh,sin. NJ
! patton of recent changes in pract!,r. :. ~.
| dent wa askod bow it WAS tlat fever pssr.s.
used oneo to he blsl to excess, anA sir '
days Supplied with beef aud branlS. s;.tna,
go much tiderenre ~ we might expect ,s.ts
| found in the bills oR nl1rtaIisy2 Tia er.n,.
! ert OF course expeHted 10 hear s,,nur,H:..
about Whist IL called tie cllau4p Of tyu.. in :.
case, but tie reply WA. " Il seems to 1a; -.
| them fort" sse=
Ayoune lady in Eostna mot in comna.e.
| {anns gentleman who evidently hal an a1,e,.
lent opinion Of himself. Durin. c,,nyersar;
lie introduced the suhjec.-nf naaerimouy. A.:
e1ratia'e1 at length upon thu kind of vii. T.
elleeted to u1a11y-that il, il ever IL. al4n;,5
take The decisive ssep., The honorell.ly u%.,:
ne wealthy, beautiful, accomplished, a::.,.
ble, 6c., 81. His listener quietly wait.. .: r:,,.
he ended. ard then asked co+llv, - Anil ;.-a1
sir, What have you to offer in return Il, );
nM The young mau a,anraezetl, ,t.I -.
little: and WALKED away.
The Boston 1Tortla7- reports thas t:...
1t-year-efd girl, who was taken L, 10, ~
ballet, expressed wish on be. retern La
to dictate Letter to her father, and dill il. :,
folh.i's- " Dear papa, have be.4, Il. ~
! sonle ladies' DANCE. They danced ": T., ~
toet. TlIrr had no feet; their toef.p.., II.
the cr3. Of their legs"
A Thinker writes 10 tho Re'rolu.sox.
] - NVbEH 0Rt 1--we Eli uAA IoL IO Say,
Where Phillips and simmer have all fne,- n<-
Whezx senates hold ntKruss while aas 1t ss-...,
Aud r,..'is1 xasts even ths women now put 'us =
In ore one Of car large cities, short tn.
aEo, Western adtor was met by \ -friu.Al
mho taking Lin, BY the hand, exclaimed: ~
am delights u ret you. How long are wa
going e s'aI1:- Wig, I think" said .hs ID:
:. 1fn1 i1;.,,,o;,,fax1 an, u:ll tha St;,vI :.
hoped you ware going to stay day OF two
4 brother. ~ Kingston, New York, ai,ss +,
lengthy cxhntatitu 1t revival meeting, ra44. :,
his voice aud said Il l omitted to say that il
any one desires to sec me 1T any time, IA.
Always be found ns- tAs stora Of =, IN km.
tanned at reasonable prices
4 Portland paper says That the other r,"rI:-
Jug in the Municipal Court witness was rali,,,
up in case Of assault and battery, and ~hs,,
asked BY the Indge uhat he said, replied, - |
sid to him wild tia Soet = boot, Go L1n,e. :"
that Col would not forgive him il he did some.
thing. answered, :. Yes He wou1d tco-ti.s
likes to forgive little boys-~that's wllat He's
for"
An exchange uants the government to issu,
stamps for lcruse1.c, ins%1led '1'rcpa1s l.
meet thy God.
Sume very amusing il,sta1,ccs OF Iaconir le.,
tesa ars given. Los.a ltFkiAy ss.s to the Duse
Of Dorset:
M1DEAH DORSET: l hare Just been mar
RED, aud am the haptd4st loss alive.
BEnKELfr.
And Eets for answer.
N1 DEAR BERkxnxr:- Ev.sJ dog Ia. l''r
day. DuHaEI.
4 young fcllow 81 college wrota to lis u,.44s.
on whom he entirely lepen.le4l:
Nr UEAn UNCLE: Ready tor tho neeIfIl.
ioHr adeetiouate nephew
The unclo replied:
M1 DE4n Npuzws The ncaHul is NJ:
ready. iout auectjonats uncle
1t ID pleasant that Affection ai:ould surviv'
pec7,uiaxy enaha11sssnienfs, a. IN the case Vi
s*anncl koote'e mother and himself:
DEAu sAx: l am IN prisou for dett. Come
and assist your loving malhez. E Foo1k.
Sam replied:
Ills dirty being paid to his loving nlnshrs by
her Ayec1inua1e ron, san Ft~,1E.
Aunt Dinah could shout And sing with thu
Lest o. tho CHURCH members. II was common HI
the missionary meeting tc ang thu hyrnn, :. Fly
ahrnxa thou mighty doar~4." willis The collet;'
VIM b4in8 taken: and Amt Dumh alwaS1
threw her head hack, slut ker eyes, md sang
away lastlty until tbs plata lla1 paaaed. Tht
sable collector observed her h4Ett, and on.
evening Stopped when he caInb tn her, hls
said bluntly - Look 4-haah Aunt Dinah. yuu
needn't b. 4inXin' Fly ahzoasl. tlklu might,
GasEs1' Gss e. / soa doesn't es'' n0th'n to maxi
Al rccert uoman-H6bts nocting at a rum
try tonq IN mNaaa,f@,7,-7stue u INC platform
h; ch{v indignant At the idex Of wn1nAn claim
: to political equality. Ha czpreased hts agree
ment With o1r Fulton, AEd eahs that ther,
points must be net. BAins invited To- STATE lss
ohIestiots. he declined, but aaa1srel " = there
we're too many scotchnsn in Caledonia cou'
g.. ty to ALLOW this measure. to sureed-Scottl'
men duIn't hNliaya in womau.A rights, et.:
Tpon being reminded that John stua1t Nj
!. vas proof 10 the con1aty. he an&Wered, witt
urapeakah.e tis.lain, Well he tNni hire il
Hocusfr+