The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1870-03-11

4 burglar has been arrested in
Chicago with pardon from Gov.
Palmer in his pocket. The Times
suggests that lie send. it back and
haveNAheAotsScAsaged.~&, - 4---- s.
The champion pie cater is nothing
to the champion word eater, Dawes.
Grant says he never knew what
G.. y. d meant until that tcn-drllar
dog came to kim--"Collcct On Dog"
IN. Y. Dem. .a
1.-The Congressional Agency is
what Georgians call their Legisla
turc. ....s
Whittemorc Is now called by Re.
publican paper "a long-bearded. full
eellied, nalrow-hraded, slnoot h-ton.
gucd carpet.tagser." This is indeed
personal.
Tho Green Bay Gazette dominates
Z. 5. Grant for President in 1872.
There's more green baizc than red
tape about that nomination..
The contingent account Of the SEN
ate last year includes zone dozen
rubber nipples - That's drawing it
very mild for such al Unsuitable Sc,
Of suckers. r.
The Busted Impeachment case has
finally busted and the Hon Rich
ard IA himself again although i,
would be gu Improvement Oh him tu
be almost any body else.
The plea intcrposed by the whole
batch Of calctship sellers is identi
cal with that Of Jenny Twitch-r il,
the play OF the Golden Farmer. but
destitute e its truth. IF did
steal the eggs, didn't suck 'em; did
E'-[Ex. a...
The Hon Mr.. Whittemore, Of
South Carolina, wassonce Massa-
chusrtts chaplain. lie is now a
chap lain-ou,.
Grant "chargcN' Dawes in Wash
ington and he fred himself of in New
Hampshire. a.... ..
1t is suggested that Livingstone il
out Of postage stamps. the reason
why he doesn't wri.c.-(Dct. Free
Press. - $3.50
Council Bluffs has an $4,000 no.
tel. but no one rich enough ~ keel
it. ..t ..
Milwaukee is trying TO get the caP.
ital. and Jealous Chicago >ays capital
is what Milwaukee needs most, with
tho exception uf--busincss.
The best Storey of the recent Gsh'
in Chicsgo is the limcs 8.
A young lady in Ccvington smokes
ak cigars u day. and the venerable
postmaster takes it as a delicate
compliment; to his son. U.s..
Grants advice to Boutwell,, at the
tim: Of the great gold speculation. &c
'move on without change was very
singular for disinsercsted party.
Carpenter has been saying severe
things about Butler in Congress, Lu,
then it IS appropriate that u carpenter
! should handle the tools Of tho Ad.
ministration.-(N. Y. Leader. ....
Blackburn, Of Louisiana, publish.
es card about the cadet ira fir, i,
which he trils If a-.'voluntary prom,
;se' to pay $1,000 to same PARTIES q
other in consideration Of his signing
appointments in blank. Yet he calls
it false and slan.icrous to say that
there was anything wrong in it.
Bu,l"r says if there is anything he
is superior to, it is newspapers H.
ought. then, to give us better lin,
preston. "-[Chicago Journal.
| The new Constitution of Tenncs,
see prohibits from holding Office all
who "deny the being Of God or fu,
turc state Of rewards aud punish.
mentt." For u present State OF
punishment, commend us to TsGGcs
see. a- -... ..
| A weekly paper in iowa dominates
Greeley for President in 1872 IL
probably will be President # some
society for the An-l;oration Of Bec,s.
IN. Y. Loader.
| Tho Prnssian House is to vote by
electricity. q method which is alto.
eether unnecessary in Congress. the
votes of whicl, body continually shock
the nation. --- .. f.
Everybody dcnornccs Whittemorc
for selling cadctships; bu, how al'ou,
the appointment Of Boric, H. bcson.
Hamilton. Fish,. and VI, ses II Grin-
nell by President Grant?-[N. Y. Sun
New York claims to have the fast
est composition living There is ono
in Detroit that squaudered $500 in
one week. and we have all along cal.
cnlated that &c was about ~ fast as
they made m.-lDct. free Press.
They have q new Jail in Eldora,
III but it has no donr. The flst
prisoner ga!ked out and Of with that
the other day.
Fcrton thinks Of getting the reg:
Presidential nomination from the
Radicals. Colfax smiles
Sncak;nv NJ the ilIcval course of