, 1870-03-16

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:tyH,s get 25 ~ w.. ., n;aat! stsnanse
sin't b$se ~ elahhe.. fo1 menths.
II YOU'D liks teF knos .1hy. 1a. xxhsshsrsr
so,,l'll te1l yot-, ItA henHuHo ,snma Of ouf
boys have mart 1ly grand ideo OF D .rnnkeRs
a1a noziee, aad they dnat take :kyindy yet
.e !he .s4eIsn md ~: E'3mlttss, ssr of' Mss,
Pa1aita; spd 4hAs NO dhaik ba in Ifsw soaxs
tha1a ~ no tallin' II u, hut it1l b dshs,
Atr1LEer; !. AID il; "a Of fhernsta1 old country
aant sDa1 yaur.: teesh: with eauy, Why ny
n.@s .lat Hlam. po;,o ,;na y, .r,., th,,n., - =
Ia cIeaa, and we've boon :xlsln' ever alnda' 1t.
i,a1ted. There; amt dty%out West with
mQts +, bata Nhero. you: 'oan hAEb Hrnile or
/ noiuipr pintar, !. il there 10, tell me ont IT.
Thea SEQ yhAs institoction1 Wo'yn got daing
faat,. hoA Nathan D.: Anson's atc<s right
dokn to The Paraifa Solid Mix md Butter
N eight 6lohba: H. I'M Ctuas sknots 1unk-
bef. Limo, ~ pt'apa Ion: know .A6sa aloml.
Rqnta IL In 5r1aixht street, and thse91, d
sncr4A enaitJ beSween thaR tVo., Its ths
stt aR:doee II. thirk: y -; .:3,5 y :.:@"3:'
I1e{t OF going TO slobbs: because Thought
1t wka good fat me, bain' reIy mild, tnotIsn-
siva toft OF: = felIpw.;. Yen sea, theEs ~Asla
waiter II B'obba' Is .hAd a sort of.epite agsu
Jne, and hs'd alwAra g1v&me tie worst cuts OF
tto 6esf and the fAtstst Of tho mutton willis
u to gTAvS, got moro eraIy ut Runts tn ore
day tpAn them Slobteea lot me have IN weak.
Then I alIua had the xettest salt and the stalast
bre I'd, ind the dirtiest bit OF tho tableclolh;
and ii there paa knife - htd broke loose
and trrned round in tho haft that knife was
" Ne e" aid1t & like one ,.nother-u,oi md: tina
waiter dldn't-ard NO got me1a and more
enEn1ies every day Till /; sea YeT plAin AZ
there must be bust. aooua I; ksp' it in,
tutn up, 90 ~ to leeaa sH1s Mr.. Waiter sus
ThsIe 2ss smother thing, itoo,! = I didn't
like Ut Sgobbas, only IT. want thing, It was
great ugly custeaef ~ alRay8 cot On He-
n1att. phozicsl]y, otcpuEBe, I'mesn; Tor he
VIA sllus poctipE Ike Of my humble ws5s;
I'D s.ss ordered ny ess' e.. Ct an,saas
md call for 4 bottIo. ,Hs made hseself vary
eupleaestt to mo: he did. AID snuobed ms on
pohticks noTe th1u Al fdM but ! lot ttAlt
Wait. ! eavsd It mp, :as 5u1' may suppese,
thinking hoB much would lke to have IT out
with him; but Il never seemed to get no
chsncs till about Z week after 6iobbsea cAmo
etsk 1Hong with nav set Of ]. Pnddick's Als-
hama tIectErsr Plate, warranted to wear bst-
Ter than solid silver. Them spoons aud forks
Just did ahiue 60 "a II Heemed pity to put
EN- in coup, or to got am greasy, for you
could acc your ftco in 'em, so ~ gou novsr
got, tired Of vooing the expression Of your
featureK. .rr'2
; Buteyen the aisht O. them spoons didn't ssttle
me, AID wasn't going to be tempted into,
stopping, when Runt's had their doors open
70 havs mo, md there waz gravy and vel
mrn- q:
: This citizen ~ allus not On mo was vsshsd
In witt tho nAme OF ShImei-Shimei b Par
sons Was his total and his peop1a mads Some
cuss Of = miatake or another over hia n4ms,
Ilbet, OF else. they'd nerer ha' took to this
Te got to the o1ima11 ii list, we did and
cut plesrsnt:like. Itwas like this. I'd had
bit Of the toughest old steak erer did etick
toah In since chawed caouschou6 1t eohooi,
and got leAthered for It; and .after I'd bsen
puEzling my teetn with TINT bit o steak for
ha.f 81 hour, who should coma in but Shimei;
and the fua: thing hs doea is to hang hls
gr.atcost over the ri! where Was sitting,
knock down my felt hat, and then laugh,
fee1ipg-hke, 1t me. neTer saYn nothing
but that thets WAS tougher than tho atesk.
and couldn't awa11er Il ! Bit; but there I
aits WITH that coat touching OF me,
ald the waiter halt-g, inning, at ma to see me
cbaT The couple On yer up" I ,alnEs TO my
self and then, aomehow, white .ras s-bsl-
nrcin' one Of ]. Fuddiok's Alabama 'Lectarer
r!ste spoons On my dugar, let It slip into
ons o. mE trinnd .opposlte'a cost-pockets; :,
when. thinking a. the poor thing might be
er, to 1esp It eompsny. shepian't 5e1 A4Ds Won-
der II that there coat Vas to hang lop-
sided altar that. thinks I to myself
and wbils my neishbor Was srrunniug his
eya down the columns Of the lFess PaTa,ra
ITlooon, jnst silps 4. couple Of forks into
tbe other pockct, and then wsits little while
till ny iren' the waiter copdeecends to take
tho bill; dtoE Which waits bit longer for
dectncy s1ke, knd than gets up to go
! finds my fren' the waiter Just ortlde the
svipgdoor, tookin' 1t Ee very soopescilyous
md md l. s'ys to h'n: "Nlc' sorter gent that In
VERY he says shortly: =.
"YeIy true" says. '.Them's nice set OF
J. Puddiekle Alabama 'Lec.ezer Phte, too,";
"!es. ho Says, looking 1t me- quits cuEus, ss
much ~ to cay, - WhatB up the t1e& nowf"-
.esall yoq charge them forks and spoons
",Ghargs Whit forks and spoons in vhoae
hill" he says, savnge-Gke.
Oh don't know-dont AK mo, ! sAys !,
~ qnly M thought hs might pay for them ss IL
Inawed what he'd do as we'll II could -be,
aud stopped outside that swing gitss.door,
Flint thing my fran' tho waiter does il to swing
his hatd by accident mp against tho coat
pocket, Ard then I see him jump when ho
goes st1aight up to the owner Of that there
coat, ard be aa,x quito farce and loud, 90 as
everJ body began to look: "This woa't do
yen, si1 !" - -
"ghis," says the waitor and ho puts hin
hand In the pocket On one side Of :tho coat,
and briggs out two J. Puddlck'a. Then he
does the asmb On tho other mde, aud AJo al
four On the table; when, without word, the
gent Leaps up, throws cut ono Of his arms
euddsn, a. II be wanted to get rid Of 1t, and the
Taiter beng right in the way, It bit him on
bis nose, and doan he went, but only to
come up asain Ike SO much, indy-rnbber;
when 1t 1t 6s goes, and catches my othsE tren'
wherever he could hit; and fQ1 about I've,
minutes they were 1t It hard, iii ihena a.
looked on Thought 1t time to phil sm away,
from one another, for feAr there ehouldn't be
70 vAiter left, nor no reg1ar customer for him
to wit On md then, come AEay.
You sec thst WAS doing 1t dlleraophlokly.
wanted to la1rup the waiter for stopping my
gravy, and gi1ing me sArre instead; and
wanted to larrup my stout friend for, sitting
On me; and reckon did it butiful, without
go much II taking i bit o ekin OF my kuuokles.
But xiu't, Is said before, been to Slob5e'