New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-08-21
THE Nasty LETTERS.
The Preparations of the Democracy for
the Fall Campaign-Mr. Nasty Assists
in Arranging the Details.
HApp ERIy SIOOy

'-4'A ''N. July 30, 1870
The time heyin arrived to begin prepare
shens for the fall campane. preparashen'
for the fall campane WIZ actOOally begun
| The General Committee for the YOOnitiC
States met three weeks ago in Moo York
and decided upon the tactics to be EN-
pIoyed to make certain the carryin Nv the
next Congress by the Dimocrisy. Not beir
| a member Nv the committee, wuZn't pre-
| sent at the conference. and consistently
| can't saw precisely wat they decided onto
| but ez q member NV the wOrkin committee
know all about it, for l he!pt to execOOt
| their orders.
some time previous a cirkler he'd bin
| ishood rekestin DimOcratic Central Com
| mittees all over the country to send IN all
SIGH property ez flags, banners, Transparent
| els, and SIGH, Nv witch they mite be pos
| sessed, all NV wich wood be altered to meet
| the exigencies Nv the times, at the expense
| of the General Committee. 1t WIZ my
| dooty to assist the Chareman Nv the WOrkin
| Committee to arrange this mass NV proper
ties that they mite be properly altered.
We found on hand the following material:
1000 banners and transperancls, on wlch
wuz painted hidjus male niggers, with the
inscripshun below, 'No SIGH husbands for
u.s." all NV witch he'd bin carrid over wagon
loads NV Constooshnel Dimikratic ladies
doorin the years from 1856 to 1866.
1000 banners and transparencies onto
witch wuz painted ekally hidjus female mig
gers, with the inskripshen, 50 Is sich ez
these to be the future mothers of Ameriky:
1000 banners inscribed, mo niger vOtln-
no niger labor.
1000 banners inskribed, '!Ameriky for
white men,
1000 caricatOor pOFtratos Nv Chase,
painted over greenback, witch was carrid
in 1863. inskribed. The king niger lover,
and the trash he is manufacturin."
1000 carricatoors Nv Horace Greeley kissin
hidjus female Niger woman. inscribed,
Wat theRadicals are amin at"
10000 banners inscribed. i" Free Trade
and down with Protective TaritfcS.'
In addshen to these, we he'd some hun
dreds Nv thousands NV banners. transpar
encies and sich. which he'd bin sent in from
various parts Nv the country for revision and
SIGH alterashen ez wood adapt EN- to present
yoose. Some Nv them protested agin
drafts. and taxashen to support an unholy
and unconstitooshnel war; others demanded
the repoodiashen Nv the nashnel debt, and
there WIZ others to tedius to menshun.
The chairman Wv the committee under
stands the Democratic party better than
any man Twin. and he went at his arjus
doOty with observation-disclosures [ never saw
exalted
Send 1000 Nv the male Niger transpar-
encies, and an ekai number of female niger
transparences, list ez they are, into the
southern parts Nv Illinoy. Injeany and Ohio.
and all over Moo Jersey, warning our COM
mittee men in the border States 10 keep
them fur enutf away from the river to
enshoor their not being seen by the niger
on the south side thereof
1t shell be DONE" said |. amazed at the
knowledge he displayed nv the tastes and
predilecshuns Nv the people
Where Is our core Nv artists =. he askt.
| got them in with their brushes and
paint.
Take 1000 NY the male niger banners.
redoose their lips. shorten their heels, make
Their toreheds ez full eZ them NV average
Dimocrats-no that wood hardly be com
plimentary TO em-well, make Their fore
heds ez full ez them Nv average men in
general soften the complexion to mild
black, rub out the inscripshen No sich hrs-
bands for us " and put in its stead "A mans
e man.. Take likewise an ellal number Nv
the female niger banners. alter EN- to cor
respond with the others, putin on each a
waterfall and IA parasol, and insllribe on 'em
The Ladies OF Ameriky-Our Country's
Hope These banners must be keerfully
packed and sent to orr committees in the
Southern States. where the id beasts are
all voters. and hold the balance NV power
1T shell be DONE sed the artists, amazed
at his invenshun.
Take a thousand nv them niger faces,
and soften the complexion to the Chinese
color"
1t can't be did" said the head artist:
the black is too intense.
''Ha so it is. but | hey it. There is thou
sands Nv banners on which is muatto faces
with the inskripshen. The result of Radikel
Rool.' Tame EN- and change the feechers
to the Chinese pattern. put pig tales on
their heads and shoe-hammers in their
hands. with strings of rats over their shout
dcrs. and puppy-dogs running away from
EN- in .tfrite, and send EN- to MASSACHUSETTS,,
Connecticut and Caiiforny.'
The caricatoor wv Chase and the green
backs, wat kin we do with them ?" sed l.
DO with EN- ;" he ansered, change the
caricatoor to a portrate. and under the
greenback write L this sine we conkerr
and send EN- West. l wish that all our
work wuz ez easy ez Chas hcz made this
THE Horris Grecleys kissen the Niger
wimin wat shell be done with them ~ askt.
Improve HOrris's teechers to suthiu Or
dinarialy intellectOol-soften the wenches
face, and for an inskripshen write The era
nv good teeln hez come, and send EN-
South. Half NV the banners insl>ribed Free
Trade and down with the Protective Tariff
send .jist CT they are to the West and
South; the other half must be doctOred a
tlitic Rub out the first six words. leayin
only Protective Tariff and send EN- to
Pennsylvany, Moo England, and SIGH Con
gressional Deestricks elsewhere ez are large
iy interested III manufakters."
80 far so good" sed l, but there is
thousands NV banners protestin agin drafts
and sich witch we RELY cant afford to lose.
The muslin onto witch Their painted is ez
good ez new, and its Il pity to throw EN-
away"
There's no need NV THROWN Nv EN- AWAY.
or even wastin paint and labor on EN-
Send en- jist ez they are to the interior
counties NV Pennsylvany. The Democratic
central committees i'll those counties proba-
bly, know that the war is over but the rank
and file Nv the party don't, and these II do
to ire their hearth ez well ez anything else.
See that all this is done, and be very ieer-
ful to pack and send EN- per direckshuns'
Ez soon ez the artists he'd finisht their
work yacht EN-, and thankt heaven that a
te)us work wuz off my hands, but little did
l anticipate the sea OF trouble into witch |
he'd plunged myself and the committee |
he'd two assistants TO direct the boxes. and
the committee sent US demijohn NV likker
Tor refreShment. We refresht, PERHAPS.
more than WIZ prudent, considrin the very
delikit nacher NV the work we he'd to do
and with recklls stoopidity directed the
boxes at random. Ez mite hev bin exnectid
the banners INTENDED to capcher the niggers
in the South went to Southern Ingeany
where they stone niger lovers, and the car
ieatOOrs Nv niggers intended for Southern
IllinOy went South. The Free Trade han
ners went into Pennsylvany and the Pertee-
tive tariff ones into the wheat States NV the |
West. sM VIZ
Every box come back, aud sich letters 81
accompanied themI The Pennsylvania Com
mttees al sod that eff Free Trade WINS !
trooly made part NV the Dimocratic creed |
sney wood swaller it, but it WIZ dose tor !