The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-10-02

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en- work IRE engine.
Yxsis nd si0n hecansa a man makes (
III m the ss0nssnsinitv that Ia. ia n snoon.
B Z r..;4a,,,, -. s...ss -, e
tha an E..s, g
4 81 ~ 1Fs1s -
,.sf'a docsa yoaaE 3d., is. utter the mos? g;
Iiverv $3.50 spe"A' !"
rom the way they are collecting vast
res OF food in Paris, the Inference is
70 That they are IN favor OF provision
government.
3osh Billings says: Give the devil his
"a reads well in aProverb but what
become ov you and me II this arrange
~ 10 carried OUT
correspondent {unmarried) suggests
Solomon,s 4wisd6mIw was due to the fact
he had seven hundred wives, whom he
alted on an oecaslons.
= yo1nG lady at Long Branch saws she
Sys takes . piece of soap into the water
her, e. xkat II the undertow should
[ 700 strong she would be able to wash
he'll saah6fes
r. Sha. y, cst anccsssf,,Ig 1attla vet made on
H14nz vraa yesferiiav NV frontier Prvs-
- - = -, ~ we're filled and annih;iataS
$500. a. = 1sS,or- haar rah,a hnwayS.
sktaiS.
g n Sart1aman LEARNED In the origin Of
- xS.toms waa asked what was the
5n~eni,~. If casting m old shoe after n
Nv ,5arr;ed counba aa thew started ON
$y,ssr &,f.,p Said he UTn ;n6;cate that the
s is,,,, hanniness in matrimonv ara
vsrusI;nnrrv..
- 49, i.,s,ar o,.o ;oco.e,v os,-ea .
ksss,sEs RI sSsS;tb - man shonia Give
800 ic1a ~ Eees, r. him and he dies. What
.scn a ( 10 Won nrav for him 2" ono.
80 III Mr. Smith. az nrav FIR an,
lska h;r -
20. 80
In AAnsas to"ayone Gay last Week,
oody OF man was Iound iylng Ia 'he
aeE The people supposea MN 10 oe
e3 the coroner was called and Jury
a3nea. l1ey naa no sooner oeen
si. &y.s.s' tSan the sahisct val ed nm and
E4sTvI ~ .1s -, To- - Sr;nI
M FsSort that a younp man at Alleeha-
f -, lost as speech py the eAPlosion l, OF
re.cracker on the Fourth, bothered the
ttneNE docters. they all went to Wit
Aeout the dimeren9 organs OK speech
y mnst have been affected by the expo
pl anu nov " turns OUT Una! was
ten sipeacp mat ne iost' winch was ~
: p0ckeb, anu 1ooh Ike Aon 'no nio
y -.
lady, who through the autumn OF life
agpot Ion all dreams OF its spring, said
J6EIOIdxts cannot imagine what makes
rhetr turn gray. l sometimes fancy u
nse beythe essence or rosemary, Win
lieh my maid IL In the habit OF brushing
What ehink you r. should De
AID, madame" said the distinguished
em6kiSt. dSyly, "that it is the essence
thyme.n
An sidsrlv rentleaan, returning home on
ndaw Sfpsri -church. began to extoi the
FisS ~ &aa seermon to his son. The fol-
Sing short dial0gue tells the story
We heard, Frank" said the old gentle
rs one Of the most delightful sermons
ey d4liyefed before Christian society. IT
kfiefa mo H0fke gates of heaven" "Well,
8 rep1ied Frank, you mad better
I've lodged hi Tor va will never have
>cR another chance.
A Socialism clergyman, happening to go
3to the churchyard while the beadle was
hpioyed neck deep in digging a grave,
bns accosted him: "Well, Saunders, that's
: work you're employed in we'll calculated
4 make an old man like you thoughtful. l.
Dnder you don't repent of your evil ways"
he old worthy, resting on tne heao OF nis
&&ade, and taxing pihcn OF snun rePneu.
thought, Sir, ye ken'd tna0 0hsFe was
ee repentance IN the grave.
4 " The wife of q California farmer being
ck, her physician ordered some powder
I&rgely composed Of opium, and directed
tr husband to administer the weight of
at dose. HI the morning,
<khep the doctor returned, the patient was
bad, and evidently of poison Unhappy
56an. - said the doctor, "where is the pow
1er / gave you 2" al gave it to her. Here