Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-29

discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Effectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUpENCF.
Weakness of tho Back or Limbs, Structures
Affection Of the Kidneys or Bladder, nyoiun'
tSry Discharges, Impotency, General Oeoility'
Nervousness; Dyspepsia, Languor, Low Spirits
Confusion of Ideas. Palpitstion of the Heart.
diness, Disease of tho Head, Throat, Nose or
Skin. Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Iouth-secret and SOL
itary practices mere fatal to their victims than
tho song of the Syrens to the Mariners of Ulys-
ses blightng their most brilliant hopes or an
| ticipatons, &c
YOUNG MEN
| Especially, who have become the Victims o,
| Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to An untimey
grave thousands of young men of the most e1-
alted talents and brilliant intellect, who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates
with the thunders of eloquence. or walked to
estacy the living Tyre, may call with full conf
dence.
MARRIAGE
Married persons, or Young Mon contemplat-
ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
(Loss of Procrestive Power-lmpotency,l Ner-
vous Excitsbilty. Palpitation, ORGANIC Weak
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other DisqualI-
fcation, speedily relieved.
He who places himself under tho care Of DR.
J. may relgiously confde in his honor as
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill!
as physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Atfection-whlch renders
life miserable and marriage imposslble-is the
penalty paid by the victims Of improper in
dulgencies. Young persons are too apt TO com
nit excuses from not being aware OF the dread
full consequences that may ensue. Now, who
that understands the subject will pretend to de-
ny that the natural powers are lost sooner
by those falling into improper habits than by
the prudent2 Besides being deprived OF the
pleasure of healthy offspring, tho most serious
and destructive symptoms OF both body, ana
mind arise. The system becomes deranged, Inc
Physical and Mental Functions weakened.-
Loss of Procreativc Power, Nervous lrritability
Dyspepsia, Papitstion of the Heart, lEdlges:
tiok. Constitutional Debility and Wasting OF
the Franc, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hours! No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trlhlng fretend-
ers and their Deadly Poison, should apply i'm
mediatcly
DIR. JOHNSTON.
Member Of the Royal College of Surgeo
London, Graduate Of one Of the most eminent
Colleges in the United States and the greater
part of whose ifn has been spent In the hospitals
of London, Paris, PhilsdcIphia snd elsewhere
has effected somc Of the most astonishing cures
that were ever known; many troubled VIII
ringing in the head and ears when asleep great
nervousness. being alarmed ut sudden SOUNDS,
bashfulncss with frequent bushlng, attended
sometimes with arrangement OF mind, were
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
Dr. j. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper Indulgence ana solitsry
habits, which ruin both body and mind,
fitting them for either busines, study, society or
marriage.
These are some of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by the early habits of youth.
viz Weak nesc of the Back and Limbs, Pains
in the Head, Dimness Of Sight. Loss of Mus
cular Power, Palpitation Of the Heart, Dyspep.
sin, Nervous Irritabiity, Dersngement of the
Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp-
toms Of Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY The fearful effects on tho mind
are much tn be dreaded. Loss Of AIcmory Con.
fusion Of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil
Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Self Dlstrust,
Love ofSoitude, Tmidity, &c, are some of the
evils produced.
Thousands Of persons of All ages can now
judge what is the cause OF their declining
health, losing their vigor becoming weak, pale,
nervous and emacisted, having a singular ap.
pearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms
Of Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Who havo injured themselves by a cer.l.n
practice, already described, y habit frc.
uuently learned from evil companions or q!
school, the effects of which are nightly felt
even when asleep, and if not curod, rep dcrs
marriage impossible, and destroys botr mind
and body, should appl' Immediately.
What u pity that young man, the nope OF
his country tho pride Of his parents. should
be snatched from all prospects and enjoyment
of life by tho consequence OF devlatlnG from
the path Of nature amd ndulging III rcrhi-
cious habits. Such persons must, before con-
templatng
MARRIAGE,
Reflect that q sound mind and body arc tho
mos: necessary requisites u promote connuol-
al happiness, Indeed, without these tho our
ncy through life becomes weary pilgrimage,
tho prospect hourly dsr kens to tho view, INC
mind becomes shadowed with despair, and hlled
with the melancholy reflection that the happl'
ness of another is blighted with our own
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent votsry
of pleasure finds that he has ImbIbed the seeds
of this painful disease, il too often happens
that an il;imed sense of shame or dread OF
discovery dcters him from applying TO those
whc, from education and respcctabllity, can
alone belriend him, delmying till the constitu-
tional symptoms of this horrid disease make
their appearance such as liberated sore throsi
diseased nose, nocturnal pains in the head and
limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, nodes %, o.
the shin bones and arms blotcnes on Inc neaa'
face and extrcniLies, progressing Wth rl9ht'
rul M rspdity, lii at last the palate of tho mouth
or the bones of the nose fall in, and the victim
Of this awful disease becomes q horrid object
of commiserstion till death puts q period to
his dreadful suffering, by sending him to that
undiscovered country IRON whence no travel
lcr returns"
It is melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through fsIIing
into the hands OF ignorant or unskiliul fEE-
TENDERS, who, by the use OF that deadly
Poison, Mercury, &c, destroy the constitution,
and incapable OF curing. keep tho unhappy suf-
ferer month after month taking their noxious
or Injurious compounds, and instead Of being
restored to renewal Of Life. Vigor and Hsppil-
ness, in despair leave him with ruined Health
to sigh over his CALLING disappointment