The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-09-23
JlIe 9euotrat.
VARIETIES.

EA-UoV. walker, OF Florida, In re.
cent letter, says: Having stolen moth
ing, am poor
Anissengaged girl" in st. Louis took
poison because her absent lover didn't
write her for four consecutive DAYS.
Ole Bull will be married on tho
Goth to daughter of j. G.. Troupe, of
Madison, Wis.,, who is DOW In Europe.
A louisville couple are to be married
in the Mammonth Cave. That might be
called taking leap in the dark.
Generals Beauregard and Hardee are
at the White Sulphur Springs, Va, aud
Gen. r. b. Lee is at the Hot Springs for
rheumatism.
English papers announce the death in
Staffordshire of jean Baptiste Francois
Mien, one of the few SURVIVING witnesses
of the eexecution of Louis XVI.
"North Carolina has gone Democratic"
says the dispatches. This idea of not
calling out troops enough will be the ruin
alton of the Republican party.
Statistics show that Alabama is the
fifth State in the Union in the produc-
ton of wheat. A few years ago she was
not even mentioned in this connection.
A Philadelphia doctor says that wash
ing horses in the morning with water in
which one or two peeled onions are sli-
ced, will keep all the flies at distance.
Forney managed TO dine at the same
table with Olivier when he was in Paris
and now he makes his two papers howl
with lamentations over the retirement of
"my friend.r
county paper had heading in its
war news, THE Bonbardmcnt of Han.
ner." 1t was written "Hancyer." bn,
the cOmpositor has girl by the name of
. Hammer. =
1t is gratifying to ones sense of pro-
prletry to read that .'McMahon is no lon.
ger IN communication with Naney."-
iter parents ought to have put stop to
the correspondence long ago.
Miss Baker, the newly-appoin,ed chief
librarian of the Treausry Department
mas discharged all the males that were
under her. She says girls should occu-
Py those positions.
Radicals are in ecstacies because rc-
port has been circulated that the hand
soonest women at Srratuca is n mnI,,,o
seryant:g1rL The sensation was started
oy an Administration organ, of course.
The papers say that " Butler is abont
to return to Lowell to settle up his ac-
counts. If it is his final account"
that IS to be settled, we have only one
remark to make: "Mr. Devil, stoke up"
Chicago servant girls and nurses have
an amlabie way of waiting until you are
deilrious with fever, and then sending
Tor clergyman and having the cermopy
performed Nothing like enterprise in
At Warsaw, Mo, William Norton pot
INTO habit of owning horses that be-.
ionged to other people. and the first
thing he knew he coulden't tonch the
ground with his feet because the rope
had shrunk so.
a man at Charleston went to a doctor
70 have rip in his abdomen sewed nm.
and when asked how he got it he said
ne was out riding with another mans wife.
and met her husband. Volumes could
not have said more.
AT Montgomery. Ala, Radical nam.
ca cunningham was considerably taken
oack' after addressing an audience of
coiored brothers for an hour. anneal;po
70 them to stand by down-trodden Cuba
70 near the crowd shout .:D-n Cuh,
Who is he -e
Lawrence Barrett, while nerfor,,;nn
IN Ihe delicate Ground" at San Fran.
cisco threatre lately. was handed a has.
ket OF flowers which contained a casket
enclosing q set of diamond studs. and
@. camero ring representing the head of
hocnester proposes to license houses of
prostitution, and turn tie money over 70
the Young Mems Christian Association
Inc young men are willing, and SO are
lne Dad women, as they think they will
get IT back soon. "H'
Olive Logan stopped at the hotel with
Ine blondes In San Francisco, and
Hnen she went to pay her bill, the clerk
.oio her she had put the bill right in with
the rest of the Lydia Thou pson troune
She made it right torrid for that cIerk
for a minute or two.
Carrie Sweet, ofDe Kalb, Mich, has
sued a man named Dewpy, for 5000.
because he agreed to marry her. and the n
prepared a Downy couch for another.
whom ne married, and failed 10 carry
sweets to the fair Carrie Sweet The old
man ought to be sweetened for it,; e..
"How are you getting along 2" asked
some one OF man who had just lost his
brother. whose estate he had inherited.
oh, its dreadful bother! What
with proving the will and getting letters
OF administration. and arranging for the
payment OF claims, 1 almost wish j ohm
hadn't died"