The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1870-05-04
GENERALITIES.

The closest walk with God is the
sweetest heaven that can be enjoyed on
earth.
A sick younglady in Worcester, Mass,
has been attended by thirteen physi-
clans, and still livss.
\ crlsty old bachelor says he thinks
it is woman, and not her wrongs, that
oupht to lie redreSsed.
In Asuncion, Paraguay, there are
three women TO every man, and i'll the
country places fifty TO the man.
\ number Of Young ladies are going
to open Il club on Fifth avenue, New
York, and the imitation fee is 5000.
One of the greatest dclicacic+ at u
dinner party in China is said ;obcrottcm
cggS, stcwcd with birds nests.
Mr. Spurgcon is famed for his quaint
ness. He lately alluded 10 a gentleman
as zone who can serve his God, and at
the same time paddle his own canoe
Brigham Young is about leaving
Utah for the purpose OF visiting dis
tant relative at Brest. We are afraid
Brigham visits too many breasts al
ready.
\ Boston paper mentions an individ-
ual there who clasps his hands so fer
vcntlv in PRAYER that he can't get them
open when the contrihution-boX is passed
round.
\ California paper gives the follow
Ing as a regular bill of fareat a Chinese
restaurant in that city: Cat Outlet, %
cents; Griddlel Rats, & cents; Dog Soup,
T. cents . Roast Dog, IS cents; Dog Pie,
4 cents.
The world is safe from collision for a
while longer, as the consoling intelli-
gcnce is afforded us that for the next
hundred wears the distance between the
earth and the sun will gradually in
crease.
4 Californian in Paris saws of Napo-
leon that those who are expecting him
to pass in his checks soon, can rest
quiet; he is good for n score of years or
more vet, unless he should chance to
die with his boots on"
A late canvass of Maryland shows
that it has $1,000 black voters AS
there are about $4,000 white Republi-
cans, and the Democrats cannot poll
over 1000 votes, the next political CON
test in the State will be an interesting
one.
\ young man was arrested in New
jersey few days ago for deserving his
wife. When he was brought before the
Judge, he said that he had nothing
against his wife, except that he thought
she spent toomuch money for candy and
trash"
The colored people have demanded it,
and Governor Alcorn, of Mississippi,
has sent message to the Legislature re-
commenting separate schools for colored
and white scholars. The niggers are
afraid of getting the itch from their
Radical brethren.
The trustees of Washington College
are uneasy on account Of Gen. Lee,
but do not despair of his ultimat re-
covery. They have Just voted that Mrs.
Lee shall have the President S house, and
an annuity of $1,000 during her widow
hood, should she survive the General
How do you recognize this handker-
chiefY' said the lawyer. "By the
simple fact that have several exactly
like it" "That is no proof" said the
lawyer, drawing from his pocket
handkerchief, for here is one identical
with this" "No doubt" said the wit
ness, ''for the one before the court is not
the only one stolen from me.
Next Sunday, the Sth of May, the
special election will take place in the
French empire to decide upon the anne
liorations and concessions of the empire,
and also upon the continuance OF the
Emperors dynasty in the person of his
son. Sunday is tie day of the week in
Paris, and all over France the day of
races, theatres, concerts, balls, promen-
AIDES, excursions and marching, and also
the day Of elections.