The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1870-09-23

The nick Of time-Old Nick.
Wisconsin has 13.foot giant
A mantle shelf-a lady's shoulders.
Native impuicncc-oyster sauce"
Contraband of war--the pipe Of peace.
A bear living-acorns and wild honey.
Ohio has progressed to female bank di.
rector:
The population of Louisville, Ky, is
10000.
Bogus currency-most of the Erropean
war notes.
Joseph Strauss, who died last month, left
800 wsltzes.
They keep "Kncw syder Fur Sail" st a
Texas grocery.
Fanny Fern promises to stop writing
after this year.
John Owens is in Louisville, KY, for one
hundred nights.
There are $3.50. .ooo. 900 of greenbacks
still in circulation.
The British policy in India-Protection
to native Hindoostry.
The United States now have about 49,.
600 miles Of railroad.
Michael Hileman, Of 10 Davies county.
Illinois, is 10S years old.
''Our Fritz" is 80. His 10 year old son
holds Prussian commission.
1t Is again rumored that Fish and Bout
we'll are going out of the Cabinet.
A clock may 60 on tick, but it is sure to
meet its engagements on time.
Locomotives in the United States use an
nually $5e, ,00O, coo worth of wood.
An individual at Bangor declares th at
tits working between meals that's killing
him."
Jennie juno, (Mrs. D. @. Croly) the fash
on writer, has eight children. (Thc can
ni5al.)
Why are types like criminals! Because
it amt proper to lock them up without
proof.
It is stated that Mllc Nilsson is to receive
s1e5, 900 for her six months engagement in
America.
Dan R,cc's sacrcd hull broke loose in
Cleveland, recently, and excommunicatcd
his keeper.
Why is . solar eclipse like a woman
whipping her boy! Because it's - hiding
of the sun.
When did Noah so into the wine bust.
ness! lie made port forty days after the
delugc began.
The smoke from the fires in Canada
reached the city of New York, and was also
observed far out ut sea.
Preceding tie list of marriages, Chicago
paper says: 1.-The following 10 y list of fu.
turc candidates for divorce"
Dutscrss lSutcn CsC, Osfsat ufeessS -ssusss.
tudcs of frogs, which are becoming IA.
voritc article of food in Virginia.
Four large blocks arc building at Duluth
for the use Of the Northern Pacific railroad.
The cost will exceed 5000, 900.
A young law student of Galcsburg, ILL.,,
has just ordered his sign: ''Counsellor,
Concilator and General Negotiator."
A temperance barber is said to have estab.
lished himself in Meredith Village. N. H.
He is called temperance" because he uses
no bay rum.
A relative of the Prussian Won Moltke il
clerk on the Mississippi Steamboat s. G.
Day. They call him Mulkey. The rc'a
ton is grand nephew.
The town OF Whcclock, VT. passed thu
following vote in 1907: "Votcd, that thu
town be at the expense of rum for tn,
vcnduing off tho new meeting house pews.
Mrs. Williams, formerly Mrs. Stephen A.
Douglas, has begun IN action for the re
covcry of $3.50, 900 alleged to be wrongful!
withheld from her Us part Of Mr.. Douglas
estate.
An erring Indiana hen was recently foun'
in the back part of hardware store, wher'
the misguided fowl had struggled for thre
weeks, trying to hatch out half doze'
door knobs. She was very much reduced
The best typographical error of the pe
Rod has just appeared in The New Have
Neg;sser, which publishes the followin.
erratun: "In- line in the article upO
Yale College in our last issue for alu'
water read alma mater"
It is related that ut the battle OF Woert
an officer of cuirassiers hal bis head CARRIE
of by ball. Notwithstanding, the bod
remained upright for short tinae, and fl
about one hundred metres the dccapitate
horseman appeared - II hs Was chargin
the enemy. ....... .4..... ....z.-.. .s.a.
In the bull batting days, blacksmith
who was raising bull pup. induced b
father to 90 on al fours, and Initiate Il
bull The canine pupil pinned the old M
by the nose. The con, disrcgarding Il
| paternal roaring, exclaimed, Hold hir
Growler, boy, hold himl bear 1t fcythe
bear It! iru 6s Gts making cf las p.p!"
The census takers have some funny exp
riences. In Indiana young lady was II
covered who was happy in the name Of Ja'
.. Julictts Isalina Araminta 4usadors Peet
How sole,uu that name will look on tom