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The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
TEE GREATEST
kNEDECAL BLESSING
OF THE AGF.

OE Ihk AOts
DIR. KENNEDY'S RHEUMATIC
AND NEURALGIA DISSOLVENT,
Reader, you may consider TIN a sort of spread eagle
heading, but j mean every word Of at lave been
there When your system rs hacked with
RHEUMATIC
pain, and You cannot even turn yourselfin bed, orsitine
N a CLAIR, yeu must SIT and suffer, in the morning wish
ing II vas pigfH, and At night wishing 10 was morning
When you have
NEURALGIA,
when every nerve in your being is ike the sting Of a
WASP, circulating the most venomOus md bot poison
around your heSrt, and driving you 20 tho very verge o
madness: When you have the
SCIATICAs
that / have just got through WITH that most awfnl
zpirIt-breakilg and Inind-weakening of all diseases that
san afbict our poor human nature. When you have the
LUAIBAGO.
lying and writing IN agony and pain, unable to turn
yourself in bed, and svery movement wall 20 TO your
heart like a knife. now tell me, If relief and cure - any
of these diseases in a few days is not the Greatest
Medical Blessing of the Age. tell as what isl
full and three spoonfuls OF water three times a day, and
IDatew days ever particle of rheumatic and ueuraiglc
pain viii be dissolved aud pass of b. the kidneys
Enthusiastically DONALD KENNEDY
ROxbury. Mass
WBoLEsALE AsESFsFullsr, Finch 4 p1o 'IeUuJ
4 Smith, r i. Dryer q Co, Burnhans 4 Van Schases.
lturibuTt Il bdsally Ioiman & King, Chicago: Green 4
3 shmid, Milwaukee; MCCulioch d HcCord, IaGrossa.
lsoyes Bros, st Paul; Collins Bros, y. L. Wstzel
Meyers Bros, 81. LOUIS; Moore 4 Tsrbet Zunksrzasn i
At retail by All druggists Price I59
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

IT comes out that James W. Smith, the
colored cadet from South Carolina, has
been educated by David Clark, a wealthy
philanthropist of Hartford, Conn, who
proposes to continue his benefaction untIl
his charge m out with honor from
Wncf Dnint --- -
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
LUNGS AND KI6NEYs cupEo

Isaac W. Briggs, of I45 Suffolk street, New York, SAYS
be has used Brs ndreth's Pills for thirty years, having
commenced to use them in February, 1886, for Dys-
pepsia. and Affections OF the Lungs and Kidneys. He
took Brandrethis Pills every day for thirteen months.
and in March, 1871, became 4 perfectly sound, healttxy
man, though before he commenced with tins greatm ed;.
clna ma a IN tina r. of tho Hraua -
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
DOCToR B~RANDRETH: =

With the bad weather and fhe great excitement on
p9nuSal matters, 1 became Frustrated ana was attack
ed by my old enemy milan Inatory rheumatism-One Of
me worst attacks ever b Ad. My left foot aad ankle
saeneu 50 o9oy matt Vas found impossible 10 take
on my sioeking eIeeT,t by cutting, The pam vas
sHctuclaung- leould not bear my weight on my foot
~ servani salo, you. must have a doctor. AS had
before used your RMS, I said, mo: 80 and get me a
ooAo bTandTethS Pills l viii try them first" He
IuL the next Cay the pain had ceased, the swelling
tSani.o apu wa able to put on my boots and walk to the
! e1nnot account for this, as / do not understand the
sclence OF medicine. But this L do snow and write TO
You for tie benefit Of others who may DO suffering from
acute diseases.
was SICK, unable to walk am now well. and, under
the good providsnce OF God, / owe my quick recover
to kRANDRETH'S PILLS
Name Of the Utter at the Principal Office.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

MAJ -EssoR VEDzrE, of Michigan, has
, -e a report relative to the alleged mag
-etlc wells, In which he asserts that water
is mot capable of rec Giving and retaining
that peculiar state of polarity called mag
neuc, but that the magnetic property is
developed IN the iron tHbing of the wells;
ana that IRON tubes. 81 the same dimen-
slons' suspended in n vertical position in
earth, aIr or water, would exhibit the same
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
From Whence the Voice-The
Spirit Land
REMARKABLE EVIDENCE.

MOBILE. Dec. 70, ISs.
DE BRAEDRETH:-DeaT Sir: Ihave used your Pills,
onaF d of. Tor the last thirty years, as q family medicine
hore olds, cOstiveness aud as 3 general cleanser Of the
sSS EN-. / an now = great advocate for them. Tor in
sU ne sen ious attacks OF sickness they have restored my
~ salth when other means and medicine had utterly
of pneumonia, which laid me up seven months, and it
4 left m Q so weak that had difficulty in getting about
tre house without help. Then dyspepsia set in 50 that
when 1 did eat the food did not stay, but IN an hour
or two Iwould bring IL up In a kind OF froth- / had a
dreadful cough, and II seemed A. If 4 got no good from
anything 1 took. In short, expected 10 die, for 4 was
near eighty. and waited the event.
In Tins condition, feeble in body and mind, l was one
day sitting alone, with my head resting upon my hands,
when I seemed TO hear 3 voice, which said:-
Take Brandreth's Pills; you know they never deceiv-
ed you why defer"
doctor, L cannot write or think Of these words bet
the tears flow to my eyes to his day. This was Saiur-
Two again on Tuesday night; two on FRIDAY night, and
two more on the sunday night Igained from the nrst
dose, and in little more than a week went To meals with
the family as usual EverythlnR agreed with mes my
cough left me, and I regained my health completely.
4 am IN my eighty-fOurth year, and few have to walk
slow TO accommodate me.
As 1 use your Pills more or less, and constantly recon-
mend them, l thought L should like some from head
quarters, 50 have enclosed you a dollar, which please
send me the value thereof IN fresh pills Address j.
ArnoIle, Lock Box al Post Office, Mobile, Ala
In conclusion, 1 may say Ihave a certificate signed by
an entire Company OF the 18th Regiment N. Y. IS. v.
who used Brandreth's Pills during two years service IN
the held, and not a man was lost BY disease during that
time. In fact, whether the disease be Gout or Paralysis,
Costfveness or Fever and Ague, General Debility OF
Dropsy, Dizziness or Pleurlsy, or otherwise. be sure
that If you takeBrandreth's Pills they will benefit you,
and often cure when all hope has fled.
SOLD AT DIR. BRANDRETHS OFFICE, Bran
Brandreth in white letters on the Government Stamp,
which insures purchasers the TRUE BhASDRETH
Pills. theAssistant of Nature
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

With these facts before us. it is not diff
cult to anticipate the time when the larger
portion OF our wheat crop will be produced
west OF the Mississippi. Facts showing
the decrease OF yield in each state would
be equally striking and more sadly sug-
gestlve. J.. r. DODGE.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

a young LADY of Mount Pleasant was sorely troubled
HlIn idpe7WoTm- All advice and medicine failed to
netP neri She mad no rest. Thin, careWorn and
unldppy, sne looked the picture of misery. At last he
SonetIaeu 20 ny Brandre,h's Pills. In one year she
~ 4 seventy Two boxes. They brou htaway, according
y e computation, over two hundred yards of tar5-
worm at length all her bad symptoms lett her; sac
1s sts1 ~ @'e naturally and her health became fully
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

The figures for the IeaG1ng states of
1863 are estimates, in round numbers.
representing, IN the proportion OF pro-
ductlon to population, California occupies
the first place, and Minnesota the second:
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
~goI BY AZ DeJoeIsas AnD DEALERS

Nv SEWING MACHINE. II 10 isused. makes The
ELASTIC Lock Stitch" and is wa rrantsd for 5 years.
Price SIS All other machines with an underfeed
sold for Sl5 or less are infringements. Address
CrAGO SEWING MACHINE 20, st. Louis, Mo-,
Chicago, III, Pittsburgh, Pa, or Boston. Mass
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

LII Cook, publisher of the Estate Ranner.n Ben
nington,. W., says Brandreth's Pills cured him Of
Dyspepsia, alter beng afflicted with II over five
years hls friends and dOcsors considered his recover
IMPOSSIBLE but SIX boxes o. Brandreth's Pills restored
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

ten M to dupe the ignorant and credulous, nor - IL
represented as beng "cOmDosed OF rare and pfecIous
IN stances brought from tle four corners OF the earth,
carried seven times across the Great Desert of Saharab
on tbs backs of fourteen camels. and brought acrnss
the Atlantic Ocean ON two Ships" 1t is \ sigloie Va 4,
sooHAg RsaedV. n pH1eof s. critic for GATARRH and
"COND IN THE HAD" also for offensive Breath, Loss
or Impairment or the Sense Of Smell. Tasted or Hearing.
Watering or Weak Eyes, Pain or Pressure in the Head,
when caused, as they all not unfrequsutly arc, by the
violence of Catarrh.
! offer, in good faith. astsndfng Reward Of $50 for
case of Catanh that I cannot cure.
lHOr SuIe by most Druggists Everywhere
PRICE 81 GEMS
Sent BY mail. postpaid, on receipt Of SIXTY GENTS
our packages for $500 or Dozen for SOU.
Send a two cent stamp for DIR. Sage's pamphlet on
Uatarrh. Address the proprietor,
r. V. PIERCE NJ. ID. BUFFALO, n. z
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08


HUNTING h SLIPPER There was a cav
wedding the other day in Pittsburgh, in
which this old custom was revived with ths
merriest effect. The wedding ceremonies
occupied an entire day, the knot being tied
III the morning and the rest of the day de
voted to festivities. The bride, ACCORDING
to the old German custom, is ia charge Of
the groomsmen until the end of the we'd
ding day, and they are supposed to keen
strict watch over her until the hour of re-
tlrIng. If one of the guests can In any
manner succeed IN stealing the shoes off
one OF the brids's feet, a search-warrant Is
issued, and when the same is found il Is
put up at auction, and no one is allowed to
bid for 1t save the groomsmen, the proceeds
of the sale always being the cooks perou-
lslte. At hey wedding referred to the shoe
was stolen during the dinner hour. Amis-
chievOus guest managed to get under the
table while the wine-corks were dyinn in
every direction, and the party were laGob-
ing at the hight of their voices. Secretly
he wended his way underneath the table
until he arrived at the brides chair. where
with a sharp knife, he gently cut the satin
blooms that held the daintiest little slim
per on a very pretty little foot. He then
retreated from his position, and was sue
cessful IN mlngllng with the happy crowd
before his absence from the festive board
was noticed. The repast finished, the party
arose from the table, and not till then did
the bride become aware of her loss. There
was a merry laugh, and the recovery of the
slipper was to be effected. An alderman
was one OF the guests, and he was applied
to for search-warrant. The document
was issued, and the gentlemen present,
with the groomsmen as presidents, resolved
themselves into a committee of the whole
the recovery of the lost slipped. Alto
long search the article was found m ~
possession of the gentleman who ., he
the larceny. He was amp, init
Lioneer, and the satin sEpsSS 'ILtsd auc-
down to Of the groopS as knocked
restored it to the bEi5C -meA for SIS. He
handed to the eooI :, the money was
lay aud evening - and the rest of the
oyable mapp' was spent in a highly en-
-cr.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
Family CASES

O. Rs TO so large yiais, morocco prose-
we'd case. CoUiHfdlgg Il specific for
cry ordinary disease Il family is
FROM SI0 to S3j
Smaller Family and TRAVELLING Sosas, with %
20 3 vials srem 81 to -
Specifics for oil Private DiSCnsgs, s,:c for
Curing and for Preventive ntalEcsL, in
walls and pocket cases. -IL' - 70 81
OND EXTRA =
Cures Burns. bruises. LaEncL--S. soreness.
sore ThrOaf. S~Hraias. ToOEfIacu.- Earache,
Neuralgia. f&iIeHEaaIssHI. EHnba.s, Pies,
BGilS. ~iiugs. sore Eyes- BieesiHg of The
Lungs, Nose. Stomach, or Of Piles. GOrHs,
Price. 6 or 80 cents; Fints. slice; Quarts,
= These Remedies. except PONDS EXTRACT.
By tie case or single box. are sent TO any part OF thu
Country. by mail or express, free of charge, on receipt
of the prize.
ALL LETTERS MUST BE ADDRESSED
Humphreys Specific
Homeopathic Medicine Company,
Office and Depot, No. 53 BROADWAY, New York
FOR Iii BY L DRUGGISTS.
WHOLESALE AGENTS Burnhams & Van Setback
Hnrlburt & Edsall, Chicago. Ills, jerks & Gordon
ST Paul, Mimi Brown. Weber & Graham, St LOuP
No Farrand. SheIey Il Co Detroit Mich
WE WANT VFRY ONE WHO AS Rad Miss
A1cnTT's "IdTTLR WOMEN" d eth L
FASHIONED GIRL" to read her first poYel-
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

a gentleman. whose father died Of consumption at
SoSe@rS; hnen ABOUT Il was also attacked by the dis
SaeS- he nAd cough, night ssNeats, and general debiL
ny. Doctors cod oliver oil, but he wasted
away. at last he determined 10 use BraDdrethis Pills
In two months they made HIM a sound man.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

HNTANTEDAGENTS-To sell tie home SHUT
w TILE SEWING MACHINE Price. IS. Il
makes the "LOck->utchn talike on both sides) and is
the only licensed uuderfeed Shuttle Machine sold for
less than Sd- Licensed b. Wheeler 4 Wilson, Grover
4 Baker, and Singer a Ca. All other underfeed
Shuttle Machines sold for less than 81 are infringe
ments, and the seller aP I nser liable to prosecution.
Address JOHNSON, CLARK & co. BOston, Mass,
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
READ THTS !!
NNE WILL PAY AGENTS S25 per week and
expenses, 70 sell the Greatest Dissolve les Of the
age. Address WHEATON, HENRY &C., Marshall. Mich

A THIS SEASON WE A HAVE DIZZINESS
pain OF the head, Ora general fulness Of the YES
sels OF the head and neck; the bowels may be regular
or they may be cOstive; but, somehow or other, the
machinery OF the system Is out of order, our sleep H.
broken, or We dream dreams; when We lie down Their
IS a peerlfar feeling about the head OF the side; perhaps
we cannot lie on our night SIDE without uneasineSs.
DRkTlfS PILLS are needed. One or two doses, OF
I'VE or SIX each. Will make every organ work regularly.
and the work Is half done as soon as undertaken.
Brandreth's Pills remove all gummy and impure mat
ters IRON the blood the nersplratlOn may be checked
tho feet may be 50 chilled that their fetid eXhAlations
are thrown back upon the blood. Here is cause for
paine, lovers, lufammatiOns- In these cases Bran
drethis Pills are worth more than gold. for they pene-
trate the whole mass ofblood, causing the expulsion OF
impuunes' the body feels relieved from 4 single dose
what ten may be expected from twenty By continu-
ing their use the whole OF the blood IN time becomes
purified and the bO1y reconstructed from good material
and a new lease OF life secured.
Let any one whose health IS not perfect use these
celebrated Pills according to the printed directions:
the mind, the body will be improved, strengthened
old pains, aches, pimples and coughs will vanish. Dys
disagree. 1he Brandreth iii, IN fact, restores the
blOods prny-herein rs their great power tor good.
thus they cure internal tumOrs; and as all things in
the body are made from the blood. making 1t pure GET
tainly restores health.
The Laws of Life are written uDOu the face of Nassre
The tempest, WhirlSindS and Thunder storms bring
health from the SOhtudes of God. The Tides are the
Gsliy agtat0rs and purifiers Of the mighty world of
Waters.
What these providential means are as nur,tiers of
nature, PILLS are To Nan.
Because, their use produces an activity in the circula-
non wnich occasion the blood to throw of what is
hurtfuL -
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

DANIEL ! Tenney, Esq, Astor House, New York
cured by Brandreth's Pills of Dyspepsia md Costive-
ness, when all other maaas used had failed
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

One chapter slcne. "THE GOLDEN WRDUnEGn at a
Farm House, is worth the price of the bock-75 cents.
aper, SI25 cloth, at sl the bookstores, and by mail o
receipt Of the price.
LORING, Publishers, Boston.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
DEAFNESS, B~LINDNESS,
AGENTS WANTED
TO sell our
Patent Metal Sign and Door Plates
NLn EK Pa

Agents are making from $40 to So per day. Send
your name and - cents for a sample, which sells
readily for 81 Address f. GENBURG d co.,
Patent Attorneys and Manufacturers of Patents
No. III S. 4tn street, ST louis. Nc.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

DE Turner, et savannah, Ca BAYS ne has. for nearly
chic IN Yellow Fever; that he never knew a patieut 10
DIE VINO took them for This maiady. being Otherwise
sound Inelr prompt use takes out of the body those
matters which iced the fatality OF the dissase. AZ a
general family medicine he considers them far in
experience of their Qualities $500
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
VINEGAls.

Warranted pure. palatable. and to preserve pickles
FIRST premium awarded at tho ". 5 Fair. the Illinois
State kair aud Chicago City FAIR. Largest Works in
the United States. Established ISIS OHAS. q. g.
PikUSSING, :SS9 and 34I State street, chicago
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
THRESaTxgG

ton-hole Gutter. Paper-Kmfe. Eraser & PenciESharp-
sneE- Agents wanted, male and female. Sample
nahshed steel by mail, with terms to agents. 50c.
Silver plated 81; Gold do s. Address Combination
Tool Co, % Mercer St, n. Y.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
Funny Bird.

A recent traveller in Australia thus de-
scrlbes the performance of a tame cockatoo.
known by its pet name of the doctor"
1t pretended to nave a violent toothache.
and nursed its beak In its claw, rocking
itself back and forward as if in the greatest
agony, and in answer to all the remedies
which were proposed, croaking out, stOh, it
amt a bit of good r. and finally Siding no
to the edge of perez, and saying, in a hoarse
and confidential whisper, tGive us a drop
of whisky, do"
1t would also pretend to sew, holding a
little piece of cloth underneath the claw
which rested on the perch, and going
through the motions with the other, getting
into difficulties with its thread, and finally
setting up a loud song in praise of sewing
machines just as if it were an advertise.
ment.
The Doctors" best performance is when
he initiates a hawk He reserves this fine
piece of acting until his mistress is feeding
her poultry; then, when all the hens and
chickens, turkeys and pigeons are in the
quiet enjoyment of their breakfast or SIM.
per, the peculiar shrill cry of a hawk is
heard overhead, and doctor" is seen cir
cling IN the air uttering a scream OCCASION
ally. The fowls never find out that it Is n
hoax, but run to shelter, cackIing In the
greatest alarm-hens clucking loadlv for
their chicks, turkeys c~rouching under the
bushes, the pigeons taking refuge in their
house. As soon Is the ground is quite
clear, cocky changes his wild note for peaIs
OF laughter from a high tree, and finally
allghting on the top of a hencoop filed
with trembling chickens, remarks, in a suf-
locating voice, you'll be the death of mer
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

.LD EYES
made new, easi-
doctor
" medicines Sent
postpaid on receipt
OF 10 cents. Address
DR.. f. B. FOOrE,
% Lexington Ave
me. corner of East
eth Street, New
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
4EFIE@F ESE

81 I5l
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

6sns in sealed en-
gsioDo On receipt Of
no Csnts Address,
'Er. II Il. FOOTE.
I'D Lexington Ave
nue., corner of Fast
18th Street. New
York.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

oomfort and Cure
for the Ruptured-
sent Postpaid on
receipt 81 10 cents
Address DIR. F. b.
kOOTE, author Of
ASd-cal Common
= - IS Plain Home
AH ste, l0 lex
Ave, cor. OF
-sst ssth st, ~ Y.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08

lying and writbiDg in agony and pain, unable to turn
yourself in bed, and svery movement wall 20 TO your
heart like a knife; now tell me, If relief and cure - any
of these diseases IN a few days is not the Greatest
Medical Blessing Of the Age. tell rs what isl
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-07-08
MOODS

WE WANT EVFRY ONE WHO AS Rad Miss
ALcnTT's "IITTLE WOMEN" d 'sraE L
New-York tribune., 1870-12-20

datesit cannot e1pe from Its ranks any man who hss
Dir graoed it, IL IL said that Judge ever grahed
unlawful privilege unless some corrupt lawyer asha
for H. that lawyer asked IL, lnH-s
tome wicked client sent him. fAppauseI How many
man in bu usuess would refuse wrongful adVanthg',
an nnsfInlbIc proceeding, 10 reach what they eonsher
gnod end AVsriee, the greedy haste OF our people
t Inc rich bas deJauched tue public cOnfcience until
tbese things excite neither abhorrenee nor alarm
M the young men OF the pr0fes'o on we must look for
aid The evils under which suffer are not Often found
20 be encouraged by the ardent Scne,o sdt OF ts %
ynung men among us Least OF all Hrc ey ne wyfk 9i
thnse trained to the pursuit OF the Jaw IN ths ehoos
where law is taught ~ science, ard us VOCATION sbowh
to I've as high calling the human teHca i III
Therefore We welcome another school or legai
as another aid in the work which the Lawyers OF pl 1
have before us, in keeping the moral ana @
standard of the profession where has nO laIen va,
and where II has declined In bringing back the slpe
manly rectitude the sound learning ana tDe paeen'
dustry OF other days. Prolonged aplauseI
Chauncey B. Ripley, President OF the Alumni Oh 'no
Law School, welcomed the new Faculty ON behalf OF MS
graduates wishing them all In their ear
nest efforts to rebuild and reorganse the school 10 wch
they owed their first instruction In their vocation Az
the conclusion OF bis remarks the company adjourned 10
an upper hail. where they engaged In conversation
and banqueting until a late hour.