Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1870-01-19

mon with the right, gave very much
greater efficiency.
Mr.. Beeeher defends his conduct in
the MISUNDERSTANDING case in
this specious and interesting manner:
/ suppose ] do SLOp ore sometimes.
Well, 1 never saw a pan just full OF
milk that did not slop Over. If you
do not want any slOpping-Over, takea
pint of milk and put it in a big buck
ct. There will be no stopping over
then. And a man who has only a pint
of feeling, in an enormous bucket,
never slOps over. But if a man is full
of feeling, up to the very brim, he is
not going to carry himself without
splitting OVeri He cannot help it,
There will be dripping over the edges
all the time. And as every flower or
blade of grass r~ejoices when the rain
falls upon it, so every recipient along
the way in which a man with over
flowing generous feeling walks is
thankful for his bounty.
How to carry mature full offeeling,
and administer it without making
mistakes, 1 do not know, you do not,
nobody does, nobody ever did, and no.
body ever will; so we must take it
and get along as best we AN. Life is
a kind of zig-Zag anyhow; and we are
obliged to resort to expedients, and
make experiments, and learn from our
blunders, which are inevitable. We
find outs great deal more from mems
mistakes than from their successes.
But, after all, lam not sorry that /
have been imposed upon, and that I
have trusted men that were not wor-
thy to be trusted. 1 am not sorry
that l have been duped. 1t falls out
from an abundance of generous feel
1t is the mistake of a DISPOSE
ton that l think it is q great deal bet
ter to have, with all the impositions
which it suffers, than that kind of cold
caution which prevents you ventur-
ing anything on the side of kindness
because you always want to be safe.
The British army, it is reported,
will soon be materially reduced in
The first twenty-five regi-
ments of infantry have each a second
battalion, and all these are to be dis
banded. The nine depot battalions
are also to be broken up, so that in a
short time thirty-fOur battalions, COM
posed on an average of six hundred
privates each, making 20, 400 men, will
be dismissed. The royal marines,
who, after a term of sea service, were
on garrison duty in England,
are now to be stationed at Notifications
in the colonies away from home.
These changes have been made for the
'ake of ECONOMY, but the new arrange
nents have excited great discomfort
among the officers and soldiers of
he line regiments, who complain that
heir duties and hardships have been
increased, while the guards, who are
sent out of England, except in
great emergencies, have not suffered
my reduction in numbers, are not in
,onvenienced by the increase ofduties,
md are in fact only show troops.
A Wyoming Paper, alluding to the
passage of the Woman Suffrage bill
that Territory, eXclaims: "Now,
end us along your superfluOus wO-
men,"
George Boutwell,, of SchuylkiH Co.,
Pa, has left for England, to receive a
iortune of 500, 900. The property has
,sen in ehancery for forty years.
A Canadian postmaster had a keg
# damaged powder, and threw a lump
nto q stove to e whether it was good
or anything. His widow is now re-
the house.
The natural curiosity of a double
headed, four armed, one-bodied, and
our-legged girl, eighteen years old, is
n exhibition at the Opera House,
Buffalo.
A young woman in an Illinois town
S so pious that she has got a furlOugh
rom the minister to attend a dance.
This is the latest branch of minister
trade and commerce.
A playful scholar hit an Indiana
chool-master with a SNOWFALL in the
of 1865, and, after four years
# law, the court gives the master five
damage.
At a marriage ceremony in Wick
ord, r. l., lately, the groom became
inpatient during the extended prayer
nd interrupted the clergyman with
."Elder amt that 'beout enough ?"
The editor of the New Orleans Times
a philosopher. He says: "Only give
our daily bread and occasionally
us our debts, and we are as sat
SIZED as the clam at the eternal high
One of the French Academicians
lad his wine cellar struck by light
ling a short time since, and immedi-
tely noticed a remarkable change for
he better in the quality of his wines.
lie took the hint and now has a vol
lic pile attached to each eask.
An eminent physician says that the
White rubber used for nursing bottles
nd infants toys, is very poisonous,
sOre mouth, skin eruption,
ecayed teeth, spinal curvature, and
cath. In Europe the sale of it is
rohibited by law.
A valetudinarian who consulted a
MUSICIAN, was questioned as to his
eneral habits. Having told how
luch and what he ate, how many ci-
airs he smoked, &C., he was asked
That he drank. Whatever the 9TH
r man orders" was the reply.
The local editor of a Columbia,
Mississippi paper having recently got
laTried, "A contemporary says: May