Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-08-30
HUnoas OF P~UHoH1HxLIo'

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The last number of Paachfse'o con-
,,,n. an excellent budget Of comlcal-
itIes. rejecting upon the Franco-Prus-
.Ian war and other subjects, from
which we select the following:
PRUssIc ACID.
Big Dutchman sitting ut a table with
his nine and ersb beer, refiectiyely-
MFffy dousanda Eenians armed mid
.rcpeafefs for France! Let 'em go!
Beesmark will make dem not
pack to repeat In dis goondery no
morew
The fact Of the young Prince lmpe-
rial having picked up a bullet OH the
field OF Saarbruck Is significant. 1t
proves that like a true Bonaparte. he
u prompt to take the lead.
"HooRAY FOR rHE INPURRuR!"
The ardor with which our Mileslan
element embraces the cause Of France
furnishes q puzzle for many thoughtful
minds ; and yet its solution Is simple.
In planning q passage Of the Rhine,
Louis Napoleon proposes to Bridget.
That's all.
THe WRONG MOUTH.
A little Fourth-ocJulyer in Pitts
burgh. going along with his mouth
open after the manner Of boysh caught
a f~ire-cracLsr therein, just us the
cracker was going of. He had often
had crackers In his mouth, but pre-
eeding ones lad proved nourishing
and non explosiye whereas, this
cracker was quite the reverse. As y
consequence. the boy has lost his voice,
but (what Ia curious, certainly Is
otherwise all sound. Were we certain
that heavin2 q tire-cracker into an
open mouth would always produce
such a result. we should certainly hire
some one to shut up the noisier Of II
public nuisnnces-stich rs G. +. Train,
and several members OF Congress.
This could be easily done, as their
mouths are always open, and usually
are very Large ones. We invite pro-
posals from boys, relating to next
seasons operations.
IMITATION THE MNcEREsr FI.krTERY.
Regular customer" Alonzo, bring
me some beans and toMayteses."
Waiter-"Yes'm. VIII you have
'em on N plate or on two plateses:"
ASswERs 10 CORRESPONDENTS.
Englishnian, Lonlon--You have lost
your wager. Ohio Is not the capital Of
Indiana.
Metaphysician, Cloudland-Your ar
ticle on the "Psychical Basis Of OBJ
jective Existence Il excellent. Look
out for It in the juvenile department
Of our Christmas number.
Grammaian-The expression awe
ain,t got none" Ia m~anlfestly incorrect.
It has two negatives. ave amt got
any" u by far more elegant.
Wager says that A made n bet with
B that lie could cut a dime In two at
one stroke Of his penknife, to hold
the stakes. 4 took 4 ten-cent "scrip"
and chopped It In two with his blade.
Meantime Z walked away with the
stake Inoney. Who won? Answer
The bet Is OF. G Is also on. but no
better; and neither A nor b Is any
better OH.
IDIorIc ITEMs.
On Tuesday, last one Of the swans
In. Central Park laid 4 hens egg.
"A celebrated English professor Of
heraldty Is now at Long Branch study
ing thu crests OF the waves.
DR.. Livingstone i no longer a white
man. The large colored princess whom
he has been compelled to marry has
beaten him black and blue.
rf Ns. Ass.k a. ,llaNt.-n hAs,k
the war was the bullet In the pocket OF
Nap Junior.
An Intelligent cordwainer Of this
city has invented u bathing shoe to lit
the under-toe at Long Brnch.
Tie lock Of the writing.desk made
with his own hands by Louis Napo-
leon, at Hoboken, has been presented
TO the Empres, Eugene by a gentle
man residing ut Union Hill In ex-
change for u lock Of her Majesty's
hair.
Carl Formes is oddly reported to
have lost his Bass voice through over
indulgencc in lager beer. lie drank u
barrel Of beer u day. and his voice has
now become a barrel organ.
In France the Myseiilaise has be-
come the national Him; while In
Prussia, Bismarck Is decidedly the
national Herr.
The annual panther, weighing 8 n.
Q inches, from snout to tip Of tail, and
measuring 2l3 b., has just been killed
in the Adirondacks by n reporter.
AMERICAN NEUyRAIiTy PRocI.NIMED.
The President has issued the procla-