Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1870-10-20

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ament.
EVERY young doctor must get on il. lie
only has patients
An of-haudea fellow one VINO haaslos2
both of his arms.
The best thing to give to the poor give
them employment "#
CLERICAL errors Three quarters OF an
! hopr sermons. Fln, .#
INDIANAPOLIS has a national convention
of spiritual mediums.
Our West the grain is now raised at all
seasons--by the elevators.
BEYOND the powers of the most iuyeter.
ate smoker-A pipe Of wine,
IN England it is unlawful TO posch game;
but you may poach eggs.
A TOWN in Illinois prohibits croquet
among other games Of chance.
WHAT the wild waves are now saying to
the seaside hotels" shut up p
ONE thing that an importunste office
beggar can always get-"get out y
THE heaviest notes of bass singer are
those that go lowest down in the scale.
A CHICAGO daily paper has an enthusias.
tic column headed Our Murdersm
AN Ohioan recently threw up live frog
that had been for some time in his sto-
mach.
THERE are over 1900 cases of chills and
fever in the neighborhoo5 Of Yiucennes
Indiana.
+ PRUssrAN inyestments Metz, stmsbourg,
! Yerdun and Paris
ONE hundred and three agricultur al fair
are being held in Ohio this autumn,
/ Troy is raising money for an orphan
asylum by means Of q match game of base
ball.
A cULoRED man has been made one of
the trustees Of the Alabama Insane Asy.
Ilum.
In Boston horse cars are now driven
on some OF the railroads without the use OF
poles.
THE New York Commercial translates the
Good Templars' 81. o. G, T,"as II Only
Get Tight"
OWING to the war, New Jersey will have
to furnish all the French wine of the vim
tage of 1870.
THIS season has proved to be the poorest
for cheese making known in Vermont for
thirty years.
RED noses are now restored 10 their
natural color in Paris by means Of elec-
tricitv.
! Why is the letter "a like the marriage
service? Because it makes 1--WE" into
wed,
One Of the oldest pieces of artillery in tho
world is in Metz. 1t is called the "Vogel
Greif."
Ar au exhibition in New York city re-
Gently, i2l different varieties OF grapes were
shown.
4 CASE is reported of the proprietor oi
a large ayiary who has lately gone raven
mad.
A LITTLE BOY we know is horribly afraid
that when he is born again he will be born
girl.
IT is fact not easily accounted for that
at parties after supper, the guests begin
to grow thin.
Troy had burglars carnival" recent
ly, when six robberies were committed in
six hours.
BE deaf to the quarrelsome, blind to the
scorner, and dumb to those who are mis-
chievously inquisltiYe.
The New York Tribune laments the pre-
ponderance Of hoise trots over plows and
harrows at agricultural fairs.
HoRsE CAR fares upon the repeal Of the
tax, have been almost everywhere reduced,
except in Philadelphia.
THERE was a doll babvs weddjng M
Edgeheld, Tenn, the other day, Several
hundred little girls were present.
In Texas husband Offers 81 900 reward
aud no.ouegtions asked, if the man who
took away ais wife will return her.
Nrw,pR. N. ia 10 have tbe LARGEST ca.
U.drl in t.e couutry and 10 gnend IT,
teen wears in building it.
Tag Illinois Condenspg Company ship
six carloads of preserved milk from Elgn
TO New York every month.
A mAyiu Oxford was bitten by rattle
snake / 7 Years ago, end he is still taking
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