Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-06-17
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Malone have been released on bail.
There is a talk of a grand army re-
/ union of all Wisconsin regiments az
Milwaukee on the Fourth Of July.
An Illinois man got divorce from
+ his wife, and hired her to do the house
work at two dollars a week.
1t is unjust 70 charge the Fenians with
/ tearing up tracks in Canada when they
/ made tracks with more rapidity than
/ they tore them up.--W y Past
A lady in Paris advertises for employ
ment as ornamental guest at dinner
and evening parties"
Since the Mcfarland trial a cotempo-
rary thinks Cain must have been NOR
/ ally insane when he killed Abel.
The pedestrian Weston would make
/ good Ohio Democrat. II is said he can
/ make better time" backward than most
men can forward.-M y Pest
The biggest shoes for women made in
/ the Philadelphia market 60 to Utah the
/ smallest are ordered from Havana.
maple sugar, you know. says the
| Schenectady Star, lis made by grinding
up maple trees and squeezing out the
juice in a cheese press.
A post of Sisters of the Grand Army
Of the Republic has been organized re-
! Gently at Gloucester Mass.
During the coming summer Miss Ran
som, Of Cleveland, is to paint portraits
/ of Governor Hamilton and General Cox
for the Capitol at Columous.
Denver Colorado, was built on the
banks Of an extinct creek. The creek
has now become a constant stream.
needing to be crossed by bridges.
There has been presented to the Yer
mont Historical Society an unpublished
essay by Ethan Allen on ''The Immor-
tality of the Soul
The largestraft ever on the Mississippi
was one from the Chippewa river, con
tanning two million feet Of lumber.
The latest fashion for full dress in
Paris is said to be nothing but feathers
in the hair We didn't think it would
come to this quite so soon.
People are warned not to 1ickthe prin-
ted side of the new three cent postage
stamps, as the green is said to be poison
The meaning Of the letters a. r. A. :,
adopted by the Fenian invaders, and
the Interpretation of which has puzzled
a great many is 81 Ran Away
General Sylvanus Thayer offers to
give $4,000 towards a public hbra.y in
Braintree, Mass, provided the town VIII
contribute the same amount.
Long lace wells, slightly pointed in
front, are worn with bonnets this sum
mer, instead of the short wells, which
have beeu 81 DODtIIar
Kossuth IS giving lessons in foreign
languages at Turin, in order to make a
living. He steadily refuses to accept
any presents at the hands Of his friends.
Here is a conundrum Ifaman may
shoot his wife's lover why may not
woman shoot her husband S mistress and
escape on plea Of insanity
The latest thing in necklaces is a
chain, with pendants, Of Brazilian bugs.
set in gold. Another style has pendants
of cobwebs. in which fly is caught
An emigrant wagon passing through
Rochester, Minnesota, the other day,
bore the quaint inscription: Don't in-
uuire-North Pole or burst!'
Lawyer-Iow do you identify this
handkerchief? Witness-By ITS general
appearance and the fact that have otar
ers like it. Counsel-Ihat's no proof,
for have got one justlke itIn my pock-
et Wines don't doubt that as
4 had more than one Of the same sort
stolen.
A lady, who was invited to meet the
poet Whittier when he was in New York
learned twelve pages Of his poetry by
heart, so as to be able to quote q few
lines when she was introduced TO him.
Three little Wisconsin children were
fishing the other day-two boys and
girl The older boy called to the girl,
ooh, Johnny's got a bite T. The girl re-
sponded, "Oh, my sakes; and such
little boy-only reads in the primer
He who Jumps to conclusions very
often concludes by jumping back again
or. If he rebounds not sufficiently TO get
back. falls betwixt the two, and loses
himself altogether.
Reporters are often unconsciously
satirical. A morning paper says in an
obituary: 'Mr. - was an esumable
citizen. He lived uprightly. He died
with perfect resignation. He was recent
ly married
"Were you ever at Cork, Mr.. Foote,
said an Irishman to the comedian. Ono.
/ never was at Cork, replied the wit,
"but J have seen a great many drawings
Of It"
Over fifty tons Of straw berries arrived
in Chicago on Saturday last What
oceans of cream it must have have taken
to swim them in, and what mountains Of
sugar to sweeten them.
Nothing is worse than tedious writer
except tiresome caller. One you can
rid yourself of b. throwing Il IN TO the
fire. and the other you would like 20
throw out Of the window.
To make little boys towsers last
when you make a suit of clothes Tor
them. finish the coat FIRST, and by so do
inc Won will make the roWsers last lt
is the only way the thing can be done.
AT a collection made at a charity fair
held in -, lady offered the plate to
a rich man well known for his stinginess,
II have nothing" was his curt reply,
s'Tben take something, sir. she answer
ed "you know am begging Tor the
poor.
A New Hampshire Irishman became
frightened while being lowered into q
deep well the other day, and cried out
to the men above that if they did not
haul him up he'd cut the rope. To save
the rope they hauled him up.
An Exchange says: "The discovery
of human iawbone Of unusual size is
reported at Sioux City. The owner of
the bone, if in proportion 20 lis dimen-
sions, must have been seven or eight
feet tall. +" Which leads old Jowler % say
that il you estimate Mrs. ]. oy lls
amount Of her Jaw. she must be as hign
as a California tcee.-Ohi0 Sfate J0i'-
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One morning last week at Waba.slha,
zKr;s~onsin. a man was noticed sitting
,,r,on the sidewalk In front OF q store,
listing his head in his hands and el-
bo,ys 1pon his knees. apparently alive
where he remained until after o O'Clock.
when some one, endeavoHng 70 awaken