South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-10-21
Impending Crash C1mes atLast,


impending Crash C1mes at Last I!
Sour kRoUr AND SwITZER MATCHED
AGAINST SARDINEs l-SARDINEs GIVE Isl
SOUR hRoUT AND SwiTzER TOO STRONG /.
NAPOLEON EATS PRETZELs AND WEFPs
DRINY TEARS OF SORROW AND REPENT.
ANCE-WuLE TIE WORLD TREMBLEs AT
THESE WONDERFUL ACHIEVEMENTS y!
Fresh from the bloody fields Of Furone come
many rare and valuable goods which the victoti-
Gus march Of the Prussians has thrown upon the
auction rooms Of New York city. Grand stupeu-
dous and valuable have been the transactions
curing the last two weeks. Our agents and buy
erS IN New York, Liverpool and London have
rested neither day nor night Look al he gol-
den record md be riHccd pairs Of ladies hea-
W white hose for 4Oc and 45c one mill ion
gents French cravats 10 and 20c 10. 600 la
dies hemmed handkerchiefs at &C.; hair nets lc
PC, &c and SC best pins only &c best needles
only 4c--gents large size hemmed handkerchiefs
all linen ID, l8 and 23c-best spool cotton
4c-Coais spool cotton Gle hair pins 2c-shirt
braids &c fine combs 5c-lace collars lOand BE
ali linen napkins 6c--tow o's 10 "a l28C. This
is our battle ield-here we fight the old fogies'
high prices. monopoies and specuatons, and
here we shall some day in the not far distant ru-
ture crush them
Thirteen more failures In New York last week
TO accommodate our increasing demand for cheap
dry goods Best brands Of prints only 10 aud
llc-heavv yard-wide uuslins o and l2lc-Rs-
member th1i our different stores the 0Hly places
ga the United States wherc Vou en- at best Laurel
N Muslin Tor lac This at once proves the truth
of our assertion that our facilities enables us TO
undersell any man on the face Of God's green
iootstool The largest and finest stock Of fan
nels and wiutcl goods ever brought to Cumber-
land. Flannels 22 and 2Jc--heavy twilled shirt
ings, heavy shaker at 3T4 and 40c-opera fan
nels-all colors aud shadcs-5O TO CSC. Ask 10
see those fine halmoral skirts at 81 90. The
Boulevard skirt for s. and SO 25-there is not
one sold elsewhere in the city for less than S4-
Splendid yeveteens at 81 %. No wonder the
people ask where we get these goods Water
proof only 05 and 81 10. Senl-skir cloaking
81 I5--every yard is worth s. 80. No wonder
Stewart offered us An advance on every dollars
worth Of these goods. Clnhin begged US not TO
throw these bargains before the public and ruin
business and high prices forever-but no they
are for the people, and will be given away ut
thess ridiculousiy lo,e figures.
ANOTHER TERRIFIC LAND SLIDE
Alpacas %, 30 and 3Gc-can't be beat En-
press Cloths, co CG Csc Reps, 40 a. 65c, worth
75ClSl OO-and Rich Dress Goods at so. 50 and
40c, worth twice the money. Rich all wool
Plaids only CT, 40 and Toe, worth ! 90. 1t is
the result of four weeks hard struggle in the
Auction Rooms. Floor Oilcloths ONLY 90 and
COO Carpets, 4oc-splcndid patterns only 60
and 10 cents.
tered over the whole county. Our Agents watch
every failure and every fre-crowd into the auc.
tion rooms, and buy, at Hquarter and tenth part
of their value, entire stocks. This is why we
cell so cheap. and this is what has built up this
enormous trade,
Real bargains in Ribbons, Laccs ard VcIvets.
and enough flowers for soc TO decorate small
grave yard. Blankets S4-thcy can't he made
for the money. Real bargains in heavy corded
silks. Gents White Shirts, ] 40 and 81 rs
Undershrts, G5 and 75c 4 fun line Of Ladies'
Underwear at % per cent. under value No more
the people complain Of high prices when heavy
Jeans are only . On 2Sc, and million articles
at such similar low prices, that all will be pleas
ed end 20 away fully convinced that the half
was not told.
ellis, follow the crowd ofpeople This ever
lasting rush shows you where the least money
will buy the most goods Then come rain or
shine, mud or no mud-let the big calfand the
small pumpkin take the first premium and your
wife take your pocketbook-but You will feel
thousand times repaid if she gets her dry goods
of the world-renowned, far-famed cheap store Of
BAITXELH & co.
No. 60 BALTIC ST, Cumberland, Nd.
October II, 1870