The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1870-04-28
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man was indicted tor felony. His inno-
cence was proven; but notwithstanding this
Inc Jury found him guilty. 'fhe Judge was
shocked, and arose and said: "GentIefnen.
the p-iepaer' sinnocence clearly proven.'
: les, = said the foreman, /" he is innocent of
the crime row charged against him, but he
stole my grey mare last Christmas !" snoi
A citizen of Arkansas recentIvi eaid to a
traveller in that State Things are eettin'
TO be too nice here for comfort Why, even
ne church committee of this town, in adver-
ISM Tor preacher, said he must not only
ne CHRISTIAN, but also man of good moral
character"
good housewife in Chelsea Mass. who
wished so rid : cupboard of bugs, thoroughly
covered the shelves with kerosene oil, and
applied match. 1t killed the bugs, and the
ii department put out the fire
Lady Frarklin, though nearly eighty years
lofage, is on her way TO Vancouver's Island
! in search of settler said to have letter Of
SIR John or relating to him, which he will
deliver to no one but her Ladyship.
The new weekly paper of London, the
| GrGphtc which has since its issue been pro :
tnsely illustrated promises its Subscribers, as
an lnduc 'ment for the present year. pictorial
representations OF tae whole social and out
of'door bfe of the United States the pictures
to be the work of artists of the highest skill
and reputation. a. s.
| A lady who, through the autumn of life.
had not lost all dreams ofits spring said to
Jerrold | cannot imagine what makes my
hair turn gray. | some times fancy it must
be the essence of rosemary with which my
maid is IN the habit of brushing is, What
do you think ?' 81 should be afraid mad
ame,' replied the distinguished dramitist,
dryly, that it is the essence of thyme "
DR.. Osgood is very warm in his praise of
the manner in which Mr.. Bancroft performs
his duties as our representative at Berlin. 81
was really proud of the man." he says, "when,
at the great festival in memory of Humboldt /,
ne was called up to answer for our America
and he spoke of our American feeling in
pure German that brought the immense com.
pany to their feet with cheers.'
The Racine. 4doocate reports serious fire
at Paris corners. The house of MIR. Judson
was consumed. A heavy wind carried the
bre to several stacks of hav containing about
40 tons, and from thence to the barn ali o:
which was destroyed. The loss is estimated
at about s., 500; insured in the Madison Mn
tnal for $4,000, A beautiful hedge fence
around an orchard, at some distance, was al
| so burned
A monument is to be erected to the memo
ry OF Daniel Defoe, author of Robinson Cru
soc, In = Bunhill Fields Burying Ground, -
London, by siXpenny subscriptions from the
| ooys and girls of England The monument
Is to be a marble shaft, fifteen tect high and
three feet square at the base, from whenc e it
tapers to the top g a7rsfaiq fA7 sE
New Haven school ma'am, instructinp
her class OF girls in home geograp ply, the 9TH
er day, had to explain what a Mormon YVES,
and brought out this pertinent remark from
| q httle chit of nine years OF. age % Well
don,t see how they manage it, should
Lnlnk that when he kissed one of his wives
the others would all get jealous and pull ev-
cry hair ont OF his head. Ny mamma would
/ m sure.'' T ,aaH
IL is computed that one eighth of the
national domain has already been voted away
TO railroads and other rrivate enternrises.
Dqrlng Ne last Congress, nipliea;ious were
made jor 2.2 2I5, go acres. or four.cightl,s
more his domain, and weare no w assured
oy Washington correspondent, that 1876. 900.
wv OF acres Will hardly cover the lands involv.
ca IN oiils now pending before the present
congress. The pecuniary value Of these
lands, providing that the legal stipulation
compelling the sale to settlers at p price not
exceeding $3.50 per acre be honestly carried
out, VIII reach S325.000, 900, sum more than
sutnclent to pay off over one. eighth of the
puohc debt. Comparing the estimated area
| OF THESE lands with the Known dimensions Of
several OF the larger States Il VIII ne found
to be more than twice that of the whole Of
the Middle States, and equal to that OF Mary
lana. virginia, North Carolina, South Caro-
Una, ana Georgia combined.-Stote J0ur5anI
In response to question bya Fifth avenue
Dc!le, rough traveller from Africa said.
AS 10 the court of Dahomey, every one
mnst appear there in full court costume ,,
What is that?' lisped the belle. "a straw
nat ana ring IN your nose ; and if you violate
tue etiquette, away goes your head into n