Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1870-11-30
An Observation-Disclosures bar.

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a "green grocer" is described as one
who trusts.
False about half the hair worn by
the girl Of the period.
a good rule-back your friends and
face your enemies.
Fifteen thousand bachelors in Kan
sas have none to caress."
Wedlock is the only lock that car
never be picked with safety.
Embrace as many opportunities As
you please, but only n woman.
Happiness consists in being perfect
ly satisfied with what we have got.
Trouble springs from idleness, and
grievous tolls from needless case.
Religion is the best armor that a
man a have, but it is the worst
cloak.
Take courage; from the lowest
depth there is a path to the Hottest
height.
Learn to control your temper now,
children, or by and by it win control
you.
1t is estimated that 800, 900 persons
have settled in Texas during the last
year.
OF sewing machines, 500, 669 were
manufactured and sold this country
last year.
Poor whisky is called fifteenth
amendment" in the South, because
it's hard to swallow.
Marriage makes a man and woman
one but the trouble is to tell which
of them is the one.
When a Colorado man asks anoth-
er to drink, he says: Lets irrigate
our thrOats."
Practical communicate be will
ling to divide with any man who has
more than you have.
He that puts a Bible into the hands
Of a child gives him a key to the king
dom Of heaven.
Teacher-''T-h-a-t spells what ?"-
Bright Scholar-"Does it? thought
itspelt that "'
Smith doesn't know the fall fash
ions for coats, but he thinks the best
fall vest is the harvest.
An Iowa paper a~dyertises for a girl
to learn the printing trade, who will
wear pants and saw wood.
a hungry Alaska editor writes that
out there a beefsteake would be an
"angeIie vision Of the happy land"
Paper is entering into nearly every
thing we use. The Yankees now
make it into pals, washtubs, and
spittOons.
young men who would prosper in
love should WOO gently 1t is not
fashionable for young ladies to take
ardent spirits"
think it easier to acquire a virtue
than to get rid of a vice; to add to
ones habits rather than to renounce
any.
A bevy of impatient Rondout q.
w girls have organized a secret so
ciety for the encouragement OF the
young men desiring to marry.
The census takers throughout the
country, in comparing notes, find the
highest age attained by unmarried
women is tWenty-siK years.
An old farmer said ofhis pastor, who
was exceedingly mild in his preach
ing, "He is a good man, but he al
ways Takes with the teeth up"
According to good John Wesley, "s
church in debt is in bondage to the
-1-TI - The Lat the nannrzwnfTnme
Of all churches that are in arrears
'pay up"
By the death Of Lord Mayo, the
4 position Of Vieeroy of India Is left
vacant. Salary, $780, 900 gold, with
all the comforts ola home, and trav-
cling expenses paid.
A learned doctor has givenhi opin-
ion that tight lacing is a public bene-
fit, inasmuch as it kills Ofall the fool
ish girls and leaves the wise ones to
grow into women.
A little girl asked her brother what
was capital punishment, and he said
that he thought il was being locked
up in the cupboard with the jam and
other nice things.
What is the matter, you look so
nervous?n "Oh; 1 have had to en-
dure a sad trial Of my nerves"
"What on earth was il ?n why /
had to tie on a pretty girls bonnet
while her ms was looking ont"
How many feet long was the
snake?n asked a person of a traveller
who had just related a story of the en-
counter Of q boa constructor killed by
him. lone hundred and ninety-two
inches, y was the reply; Snakes have
no feet"
The Boston Commonwealth SAYS
the two old women who distributed
ballots in one Of the wards in that
city, on Tuesday, did it mOdestly and
effectively, and that their presence
was pleasing to the politicians gem
orally.
Are you not alarmed at tho ap-
preach Of the king Of terrors ?'i saba
minister to sick man. ''Oh, no! 1
have been living six and thirty years
with the queen of terrors-the king
cannot be much worse.n
A young man who had been narrat-
ing some OF his own wonderful ex-
ploits to a crowd Of loungers one day,
was thus rebuked by an old eOdger
among tn. listeners: young man,
amt you ashamed to talk SO much
when there are older liars on the
ground?"
The Titusville Herald saws the
latest dodge to raise the wind in dull
times. is that employed by CORY
BARRIERS. When a customer enters for
a shave, they give him chloroform and
avail themselves Of its stupor to cut
his hair and shampoo him. 1t is
called cliptomania.
For cramps in feet and hands,
which sometimes accompany cold
feet, hold your breath rs long as you
can two or three times. The reason
this relieves the cramps is because we
begin to die at the extremities, the
muscles Of which begin to relax then;
so also in this case.