The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1870-10-31

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Sicily BMrM's " eA&AMo,
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'T'sHoy, :'Ge-orgce g's rang, among The
mountain slopes; andIon looking up to my
iete, l.saWS tearing along down a steet
point s'headingtme off, . in a! long Kan,
garOo-likes lOpst holding bis. flask high
Above hisshead j and hat i'm hand. Il.
broughtsnp near me, still ,banteriDgly
shaking theshalffull ticker within an ipcly
of nJfacs' ;pntikths bead Eoss to the corr
cob stopper. "Whar, sye gwiue (? take q
suck, boss This yers trucks old; kotcb
hit myself hot this, mornin'. frum the still
wurm; not a du,ued bit owe strike mine
inahit. ! put,hat ar piece. .ore burnt dried
.pcaehin myself tu gin isculler-bet,er nor
ole Bullin's plan; he puts, tan ooEe il, ,vhs,
he sells, on when. ,ha. amt handy h,
mikes .aileetle owe the red water Ou,cn, o
pond below bis barn--mak9s q powful nat
raj cutler. but don't help the taste any.
Then be korrec,s that with red pepper.
'Hits an OrfulsrniStt5s, that'ars'harl,shell
whisky ov ole Bu!liu's. HcEhas!. .pisined
nj onto three-quarters. .ov the belevin'' part
Of his congrega,hun with Bit, and luther
quarters gwine the same road, ef bis still
house don't burn down soon, ur he pee out
hissef. Haint he the dunes! spccimen,
ov walkin barrel Of g-s ye ever seed
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,5sayr Georgey, dy'esee these hero we'll :.
poles, what uses fur, laigs? Well. i
passed 'em BY each other purity peart 10th.
er day. put just wun out SO, an then
luther, say niae' fec. beyans. an then kep
a dom bit, Just gin 70 leave to 60 tu
the devil haf hapman, eff ! didn't make
fewer tracks !u the mile, an more tu the
mint, then we're ever made BY euy human
y without tue help ov a boss since
Bark Nilsen beat the saw;log from. the,
lopez the Frog mountain inter the Ocoee
tpuryer, lan- 'duys and lodged hit at last,
Everything what talks an cries, he. a pin,
ov, sum sort. Ole Bullin'spipt is q burned.
fussra.e,. three-bladed.. double-barreled.
hypoericy, an unquinehible
appetite fur bald55facc,, Sicily Burns pint
is .hru her fecters, an wars tn drive men
folks crazy. She gins them q fever, jist as
sartin es week at Orleans in August
vud. Duru her, she's down on her heel,
now, an walks aat-iootcd at that Mypin,
is in beasin enybOdy, suckin in big
skeer, and then Jbea'in enybody', boss or
skarca dog ruurin outcp it agin. used
g think my pin, rur Ike dads, onmixed
fool but when he acted hoss | gin in,
Maybe when | gifts his 'spcricnc0, IN am
ss old. kin knock the heels ofcn him, an
be king fool mysef on his pint. But its
nifty onsar,in. He has never been bea,
yet by epyshing that cul talk. Now ef a
feller knows What his pin. is, he ken get
along: allersparridin he don't swear way
his liberty I'd atempcrance society ,ur.l live
tuifar from s,ili-house, an tu nj Jail.
Thsm'ssmy sentimeuts.pau Ill gin ye an
uther oy EN-: Mcn folks wur dejist,u
drink eat, AN fur .stayin awake in the
yearly par. Of mites; an the wimmin to
cook the Willis. mix tbc liquor, an help
TIE men tn du the stayin' awake That's
iiitan natdiu alote, ouless hits fur the
wimmiu tu raise the devil atEeen meals, on
ilhqimen tn play shSrt kerdsplween dams,
swap HOSES With fools, an ftc fur exercise
at odd spells. Yer don't understand life,
i,eoroe y,ctotaE ss1.. : Z 5> ''A'
O @But, aboatin,y swapfh these yer laig,
so fast. thcd gotsbouta fox squirrel skin
full ovbilOd, ,corn-juicc updermJ, shirt, an
war, amin fur Bill,,Kark's. on foot, ap
when | got in site ov old Burn'sI seed nj
onto City hosses an mules hitched onto biz
fence. ltwur SicEy's weddin. She mar.
ried ClapshaT,7tSe surki, rider; the same
Teller who's faith gin out when he met me
maxim soda, Now III tel yu two things
nobody ever seed wun is a dead mule
| meaus mule what jis: died fur, wit bout
emmy help: an a.o,ber is surkit riders
grave. C,ze why. the he mules all turn
iu,-r ole field school masters, uD the she
wuus inter strong minded wimmin, an
then they dies like euy .ther human. An
the surkit riders, them what marrys mon.
ty, turns inter store:krepers an them
what marrys fur it, but gifts bit, turn inter
politicians, an then they dies sortsr like
i,humans too. III lyu an other thing
about the rnrminIs; They tkares up {