The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1870-10-13
Humorous.
A SWEET strain-clear honey.

A PRETTY girl, like hard sum, is some
thing to Sigh for (cipher).
FALL styles In the dry goods store
marked down goods.
WORKING on the Docs running Il medi-
cal college
BUILDERS are good men for hanging.
They are always suited to the scaffold
TIE most obliging men are auotioneers
they attend to every ones bidding
COMPOSITIONS are like prize-fghters,
when they strike and leave their prints
AN ''esrly closing movement" - the
morning glorys about IL O'Clock.
THE war songs for some years to come
are likely to be all Europe pmaus.
| ARTISTS made the drawings on the field
OF war. but the retreating French army did
| the cuts.
| SMITH does not know the fall fashion for
coats, but he thinks the best fall vest is
| the harvest.
| MARRIAGE makes d man aud woman one /;
but the trouble is to tell which of them is
| the one.
| lF horse were asked il he liked his har-
ness, and could answer, he would say, Not
bit"
SHOULD Prussia determine to reiustate
Napoleon, it will be done, and no Favres
asked.
NAPOLEON Ill never wore glasses vet
recent events have shown that he was very
| short-sighted.
THE trouble with the fresh French troops
sent 10 the front was, that they were alto
gether too fresh.
WHAT species Of love is that which is
never reclprocated "A neu1a'gic alIec-
ton.
HENS can hardly be said to mediate an
attack upon their owners; yet they ire
quently LAY for EN-"
TnE present French republic is not to be
spoken of rs q new one, since it is u re-
public alton of the tissue" OF 1913
An exchange suggests that the defender
of Metz he enrolled among the nobility as
the Duke OF Bomb-Bazane.
lNDIANI women refuse to visit their dis
tant friends, especially during the sessions
| OF the Common Pleas Court.
CROSS old Bachelor suggests that
births should be ANNOUNCED under the
head 81 new music.
You look as though you were beside
yourself al wag said to q fellow who
stood beside donkey
SEPTEMBER shooting in American fields
implies plenty OF part,idges, on the French
war fields 1t means many qualls.
WHEN do the letter-carriors and distrib-
utors try to depreciate our beautiful city :?
When they are running down Broadway.
FASHION Is fast, and sometimes over
nasty; thus at the very opening of fall,
fashionable tallofs announce fall clothes.
ACCORDING to the cab.e, Tho next revo.
luton III Spain, for which the army is pre-
parlng, IS any emergency that may
arise.
If THE Parisians want murderous on
gineS they can get them of almost any of
the American railroad companies.
MRs. DARLINGTON says that since tue iu-
ventlon of the needle gun there IL no
reason why women shouldn't fight as well
rs men.
SMITH suppo6es that some of tho census
takers are taking their statistics from the
tops Of church steeples, from tho way they
overlook people.
New YoRK undertaken, Wild with
drunk, undertook" 60 fepei "a charge of
French cavalry the other night, aud stab
bed one OF his employers horses with
pitchiork.
ST. JOHN nowsboy astonishcd the pub
| lie by crying the news of Kapoleon's sur
render, ''hcro's all about the great boss
| Protestant"
The ''ron horse" seems most aliye when
1t Is dragging heavy train up steep
| grade. Then the locomotive labors-at
any rate, it pufls and blows.
FORMED long ago. yet made to-day. I'm
most IN use when others sleep; what few
would like to Il. = away, and mono would
ever like to keep.-A bed.
"WHY is il, husband. that whenever we
send for u pound of tea OF coffee to the
grocery man, 1t falls several ounces short?"
''Oh, it's Just u weigh he has"
AS people sprinkle the floor before they
wash them, SO some ladies spmukle their
husbands with tears, In order TO sweep
cash out OF their pockets.
FEMALES are gradually working their
way into the watch making business. Be
cause they can produce handsome faces
and more delicate hands.
AJoURNAL asks what is the difference be-
tween soldier and fashionable young
lady and replies, cone faces tho powder
and the other powders the face"
There must be some mistake in the ca.
bic dispatch which represented the Paris
Republicans us sacking the Tullories, hen
another report says they bagged nothing
A CORRESPONDENT ptesumes to say that
Little Louis has given up oil idea OF ever
becoming great Napoleon; but adds that
IT he would only confess AS much he
would certainly be & little franc
TuE statement Is made that the smoke
ot he dried leaves OF the pumpkin. burn
ed on a bright fire, will cause flies to quit
an apartment ipstautly,o or 1t VIII kill them
THE Imperial Library in Paris no long
er, hy the by, the BibLiottqus Imperial, but
the Library of tEe Republic has Just come
into possession of DIR. Payre's COLLECTION Of
the editions OF Montaigne's works, in
which there are said to be- some unpub-
Iislled letters.
JAMES G.. HARVEY, late minister TO portu-
gal, is to be the editor-in-chIef of the Pa
triot, the new Democratic organ soon TO
he started In Washington. James q. Bar
rctt, eXMayor Of the city, is to be the
publisher The now enterprise is said TO
have capital OF 500, 600
TooFLANDs GERMAN BIrERRs.-''This val,
liable medicine has been iii use in our place
Il long rine past, and has performed Won
dcfs. We may notice q few instances that
have &C me under our immediate notice. Al
most every person who hqs atopup1 Mt q