Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1870-09-29
Humorous.
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coplssa towliug-piece.
APRErTY girl. Like ha1d sum, is come
thing to sign for lc.pAerJ
FAIL styles in the dry goods store
marked-dowL.goods.
WORKING on the Docs-rnuuiug me5i.
cal college
Builders are good mau for hanging
They are always suited to tue soefoId,
The most obligiug men are aucHoneers
they attend to every ones bidding.
COMPOSITIONS are like prize. ghters,
when they strike and leave their prints
Az early closing movement" - the
morning giorys about IL O'Clock,
THE war songs for some years to come
are likely to be all Europe paaus,
ARTISTS made the drawings on the field
Of war but the retreating French army did
! the cuts.
SauTH does not know the fall fashion Ter
coats, bat he thinks the best fall vest is
! the harvest
Ii horse were asked if heliked his har.
ness, and could answer, he would say, Not
lit
SHOULD Prussia determine to reinstate
Napoleon, it will be done, and no Fayres
asked
NAPOLEON III. never wore glasses yet
recent events have shown that he was very
shogt-sighted
The trouble with TIE fresh French troops
sent to the front was, that they we're alto
! gatler too fresh
WHAT species OF love is that which is
never reciprocated "A neuralgia affec-
| tio,.
HENS can hardly be said to mediate an
att,ck upon their owners; yet they fre.
qu'ntly "lay for EN-"
THE question is propopnded by Young
ste; whether, when gold gets to par, it
won't go to mo-
TIE present French repQblic is not to be
| spoken of as a new one, since it is re-
publication OF the tissue" of 1913.
MARRIAGE makes man and woman one;
but the trouble is to tell which of them is
the che.
| An exchange suggests that the defender
of Metz be enrolled among the nobility as
the Duke of Bon.b-Bazaine.
INDrAN1 women refuse to visit their dis
tant friends, especially during the sessions
OF the Common Iieas Court
/ A CROSS old Bachelor suggests that
births should be announced under the
head Of new music.
"YoU look as though you were beside
Stood beside donkey,
SEPTEMBER shooting in American falds
implies plenty Of partridges; on the French
war fields 1t means many quails
WBEN 30 the letter.carriers and distrib-
ntors try to depreciate our beautiful city {?
When they are running down Broadway.
FAsaGoN is ''ast, and sometimes over
Tasty; thus, at the very opening of fall,
fashionable tailors announce fall clothes,
AocoRDINa to the cab.e, the next reYo.
luton III Spain, for which the army is pre-
pairing, is "auy emergency that may
arise
II THE Parisian5 want murderous en-
gines they can get them of almost any of
tie American railroad companies.
Mrs. PARTNGToN says that since the in
7ention of the needle gun there Is no
reason why women shouldn't fight as well
as men.
SMlIu supposes that some of the census
takers are taking their statistics from the
tops Of church steeples, from the way they
overlook people
A NEW YORK undertaken, wild with
drink, undertook to repel q charge Of
French cavalry the other night, and stab.
bed one OF his employers horses with a
pitchtork.
A ST. JOIN newsSOy astonished the pub
lie by crying the news of Napoleon's sur
render Here's all about the great boss
Protestant,
THE iron horse" seems most aliFe when
it is dragging s. heavy train up, a steep
grade. Then the locomotive labors-at
any rate, it puts and blows,
FORMED lOnS hl5Oj StJ MAUI lc-uhy, L n
most IN use when others sleep; what teT
would like to gh away and none would
ever like to ketp,-A bed.
"WEY is it, husband, that whenever We
send for q pouna Of tea or coffee to the
grocery man, It falls several o4nces short"
/ "Oh, it's just o weigh he has. :"
( As people sprinkle the floor before they
( wash them, SO some ladies sprinkle their
hu,uaajs with tears, in order to sweep
cash out OF their pockets,
| FEMALES are gradually working their
way into the watch making business Be-
cause .Aey can produce handsome faces
and more delicate hands
Ar5UryAL asks what is the difference @.
tween a soldiar and fashionable yoCug
/ lady aud replies, "0ne faces the powder
AID she other powders tue tace
There must be some mistake IN the ca.
bic dispatch which represented the Paris
| Republicans &, sackiug the TuIl0gies, when