The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1870-12-29
HARP Nv ERIN 'sLooN, !
SIXTH WARD, Moo YOKK,
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HARP Nv ERIN 'SLooN,
SIXTH WARD, NcO YORK,
Dec. l, 1870.
It is possible to hev too much Nv
rood thing there Is gettin 60 be al
fogither too much Nv the D.mocracl
Nv Moo York 20 SCOT me. The egg
traordinary means yoOaed by the Tyr
ant and despOt Grant, to prevent H.
psetin, hez bin ~ inealculaDie prem
10 the Chiefs Of Tammany, and heZ
not hurt EN- q particle. Heretofore
they hev elected themselves by en-
2l1yiu repeeters TO vote, at so much
> vote, Wich had got 10 be expensive
e. the men dOin IL bed % be PAD
largely % make a livin out Nv t.
When Grant stopped the repeetin By
broot forse, the Cneefs achieved the
same result by skillfull cOuntin, ami
they found it much cheeper. 1t wuz
ez easy to find three judges Nv eleck-
shun who wood swear that a candi
dafe he'd sieh and sicb a majority, q
&c guz to git mea to actilly put in the
ballots by repeetin, and il didn't cUsi
one fourth ez much. But il thrOwu
some thousands NV our best men OuI
nv employment, and makes discon-
tent among EN-. They must be pro-
Vided for in some way, else they may
get % Funnin independent candidate
agin the regulars. Heaven help Tam
many ef It's old standbys shOed turn
sginit?
10 rid ourselves Nv this surplus
Deuocrisy, (for I don't suppose re-
peetin will ever be allowed agin g.
any extent, / yesterday sent the
fOilowin letter to Gen. PrOchu, whu
hez Freuch liberty under his charge
just now:
Moo YORK, Dec ], 1870 I
To GEN. TROcHU, PARIS, FRANCE. !
That you are in a tite place think
you viii be willin tOadmit. The das
tardly Germans wich I hate, OWN t.
the fact that in this land NV freedom
they mostly stand in deadly Oppusi-
shen to slavery and the other institu-
tiOn wich the DemOcTisy champion
these Germans hev you by the back
nv the neck. There amt no dOubl
about IL. BizmRrk has the trOO Ger
man push into him, and wat is worst
for yco ne hez a million more or les
nv true Germans TO push. YOor de-
E1ofalized, becoz 700 hevn'tany greai
central idea 70 contend for. hev q
plan for your immejit and perma
nent salvashen wich hereby submit:
We hev In Moo York forty thOus
and Nv the brave sons Nv Erin, wich
hev heretofore done our votin, wicli
under the plan Nv cOuntin mHjOrities
without any reference 10 the vote
fn the box, we don't need no more.
In fact they are in our way, for L.
keep 'em from Operatin agin us we
hev 10 take care i've EN-. These
brave men yOO ken hev.
YOO may say HAT forty thousand il
too few to accomplish the relief uv
Paris. YOO don't know EN-. YuO
want to take that forty thousand men
and land them ON the coast Nv France.
Give each Nv em a quart bottle Nv
the eleekshun whiskey wicb We yOOSt
Aere, made Nv eqal parts Nv high
wines and ALCOHOL with Cayenne pep
per, Scotch snuff and plug tobacco Ia
Il 70 make it sarchin, then put your
self NJ their head in full uniform, or
RaniEe yoOrself into a tablow, and
Wavin yUOF sword eXclaim: patriots
there Is Paris. Therg's an eleckshun
20 be held there to day, our cheefs is a
psyin SIS piece for votes, and there
e sixty polls at wich you kin repeet."
That's all yoO want TO say, yOU need
ent say word about dOOty or count
~ or anything else wich other mill
tary orators yOOSe to inf ime ther
warriors. The moment they cOmpre-
hend the meanin NV yOOr words, they
will raise the Amerikin war cry,
"Erin go bTaghn and yOO cOOdenl
huld EN-. YOO incident fear tine result.
M0ltke and the Crown prince haint
got men enough to keep EN- out NV
Paris. They will go through them
Germans, like fash Nv litenin
through 3 gooseberry- bush. Yoc need.
ent even give EN- arms. With sich a
prospeck they'd wade through blood
and 70 through divisions Nv armed
men with nothing but their bare
hands.
But Fpnsin they do git in Paris
what then? There are Wit the Proc
ahun armies outside to be destroyed,
yeu viii say.
Very good. Strike your moo allies
in their weakest spOt Rouse theil
hOliest enthO0siasm. App, al to theil
highest instinks. Make it worth their
while 70 be heroic. Say to them thai
France repays tllnse Vino do valOruu,
deeds for her. Offer a series NV r.
wards 20 'em. Suthin after [.
etyies-
For the KILN ~ ten Prooshuns, {
poleeceman's place in Paris for two
yesrs.
For the KILN Nv twenty Proc
shuzs, a pOleeceman's place for foul
years.
For the eapcher NV Prooshun gun
3 post orfis.
For the scalp nv a Proashun officer,
above the rank NV colonel, place in
. custom house.
Vary these stimulants ez the pc.
coolyer reonstruckshen Nv yoOr CIV
eminent when this reaches yOO may
Indicate, bEs see to IL that their hold.
10 q place Nv some kind depends on
the amount Nv human gore they spill,
and the country about Paris will over
dOW with it.
HoO may hev decided by the time
these reinforcements get to yoo Ia
make q site change from a Republic
20 an absolOot despotism and VOC
may fear that ftin for a crown mite
oGmpen their ardOr. I ashOor VOC II
won't make no difference. The trOc
Amerikin Dimocrat from Cork whu
Kin once git into an offs wood prefer
monarky to Republic, for he wood
eut be subjected to any other chance
Nv dismissal than the frowns NV the
monarki and they are SO skillful i'm
Worshippin any one in power that
there amt no trouble about that.
There amt no more devoted advo-
Gates nv liberty aud ekaIity than they
are up 20 certain pint. They hate
Kings aud Docks and Elrls and sich
till they once get 10 be Kings, DOok.
and EGris, and sieh; they are opposed
% hevin Une man treadin the iron
hopf Nv oppression onto the necks NV
3 fellow man, onless they are the men
wat do the treadin. Offer them tn,
places they banker after and they vii
yield a hearty and enthusiastic suppOr
70 e. many different kinds Nv govern
mentS in week ez ever the French
kin make.
This is my plan for the redempsher
nv France. YOO may take il or hO
e you choose. Ell you don't accept
the offer, shel make it to Bizmark
Ny friends hev the happy faculty Nv
Deln able 20 1T ekaliy well on either
aloe Nv any question.
lrooiyt PETROLEUM Y. NAsRY.
k.s- YOo may Objeck to this skeen
On the skore that 700 wood prefer tC
ne under German roOl than Irish,--
mat yOo wood prefer Bizm ark 10 an
0Shanghuessy, but remember that
MOO York hez bin under their control
tor years and it still! stands. Ef we
Kin exist with millions Nv EN- over us
can ! you manage to git on i'm some
way with only forty thousand?
P V. y.
await with much anxiety a re.
sPonse 70 this note. Ell kin only git
tnis supernuous votin material off oul
bands, shel hev done a good tbing
] wopdent object 20 goin with EN- NV.
self ez q sutier, or commissarv. ol