The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1870-08-26
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Overture 10 MI. Public, alias Rev.
Jonathan -, ON the Fourth
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Overture 10 MI. Public, alias Rev.
Jonathan -, ON the Fourth
Ward school Question.
Mr.. EDIrUR. Just my LUX agin. Mr..
Publik has got the start Of me buy IL
long artikels in the Htelligencer TO my
nothin' when he moves | want the Po-
s;shshun as Principal OF that Forth
Waurd list as bad as he ever did; Don't
I kno that the citisens Of that Waurd
have bin most egreguousley bored fur
fore long ears by that humbut OF a
Principal? And don't think it singu-
lar that the Lokal Commissioners, the
Bourd of Educashun Il Committy OF
examinashun should hav bin so long
imposed upon to say nothin of the poor,
credulous, long sufferin and much
abused patrons of said Waurd. Mr.;
Public, if you .pleze, You and l
(Mr. Priyate), will just give an
airing to some things we none OF us
for II we air competiturs for the same
honors we need not fife about it. for
tow beds is better than nun But still
Mr.. Public YOU hav got the start of me
in infurmasffun, for you slipped into the
committy room and peeked into the
manuscripts without leve or lisens, and
found the mistaiks before the old dok-
tors had tim to put on thare specks.
There is STRATEGY fur you my boy.
If kin ketch Prof. Williams mapping
and flick his keys, purhaps might git
information in an equally honorable wa,
and if Prof. W. and some Of the ex-
commish. will consent to tell me how
YOU, whilst protesting to be a true friend
4 lovin brother of Prof. I. secretly at
tempted to supplant him, and failed, it
would help to explain YOU No Malice
in your artikle. Agin, isn't it quere that
Rev. DR.. Mcclure DIR. Todd ~
Prof W. gentlemen who hev gron
era in publik servis, should be
SO ignorant a. not tn knoe the
difference betweenn - persent minus
| Il so persent plus or 10th failure from
fare sukses. And then just to think of
thare isshuing a certiticat to tech in
this good sity OF Wheeling and in the
4th Waurd a; that, to a Humbug whom
they well and truly knew III be totally
unqualified to tech even spelling. !
should think if they cared nothing atall
for Mr.. Puhlic's pOoel little boy who
has to 90 to the 4th Waurd, that they
mite remember thare hoary loks and
think OF thare violated othes. Why,
Mr.. Public even had a difficulty with
the Principal about church matters
and now wont speck 10 him on the
street. Don't that prove tharc is no
malls in him. Mr.. Publik says i'll his
last that if the manuscri pts OF examina-
ton he left with the editur he may ex-
anime and pronounce them falls and
scurrilous if he peaseS Amt that lu-
minous? DO examine and pronounce
vehemently. and it will help ~, wont ii
brothe Pubs.
Now. think. my dear colleague, We
have sGueIched the IIumbug, dcmol.
ishcd the Board Of Education, van
ouishcd the Com Of Examiners, thanked
the local Commissioners, dcmoralized
the intire .ity, and il let alone, we will
steal a march Oh the ith Waurd that
will phase one OF us in the PrincipalShiP
Just as easy as you stole the takts that
Won profes to bace your artikles on.
NAV say by way adenda Mr. Editur
that if anybody doubts this artikle,
they kin submit it to the best clown in
the circus next Sat and if the don
pronounce it jeunuwine, | will malk a
bow to Mr.. Public and aire few more
fakts owe my ownc signitour6
Yours truly. JEwRrsHER.