The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1870-10-15
That "Leedle Tassels."
BT THE FAT CONTRIBUTOR.

A Parasol tassel j. q very smsl! thin
to create difficulty in a ma"'s famil
yet, Insignificant Ms it is in itself i, di
cause much domestic trouble out in til
West Eod last night. The night was war,
rs MANY who were tossing about in inc
lectns' efforts w sleep may semembe
Taking stroll on the streets, about |
o'clock to see what W. could see. We can,
upon disco'd.nt couple. mau aud VII,
evidently, who were so ea, ns-t'y .u9.y@
!" family dispute among ,h,mseve .h..
didn't observe US 50 W stopped and oh
served them. They were Of unmis,akAb'
Teutonic origin. The husband. xtubtor,
and MOI soa., WAS seated Oh the door ste,
of planning mill. and The wife WAS stand
ing IN front Of him on the sidewalk. emr
tying imaginary vix,s Of wrath upon BIZ
head. varied with female lamentations ane
p'sading~ ususI upon such occasions. Al;
of which he Received with occxs; onal sui
Len vemoss,rancea. 81. f..
"O"'y two year married, already" said
the indignant wife, ''and you running
around init der girl poo'y quick. You ought
to be ashamed init mine self. I'm here j.
. leedls b~rasoI tasseI vot found in you,
pocket. Yust sucl, lesd'e t..ssI vo,
Katrina Won Trumps bsrssoI don't have
got on oil = vile. vot you got to say to
dose I" st a4 49,,
"vot got to .sayI" returned the hus-
band, in tone of Injured innocence. -Vot
told you a'rssdy.7 vot l always toIe you,
and vot never toIe you come more what
live, and, always will I toIs YOU I
found the IssdIe barssol tassel At the pas.-
hall grounds, and that's more what's the
msdrs." =.l -..,
The wife would not accept the explana.
.'oo, bot continued to sccuse him of cou
nnlaai dsreliet;oaa. although the only
evidence che seemed to have on hsnd was
he p*rssol tassel. At length another &C.
or appeared % the sceus. He proved to
- 3" se'ghbos Of theirs, and although he
,ams strolIing along. whissling in an ;n-
Iidesent maooss, ~ II o. 20 purpose bent,
I ~ apparent tAst be- sossAt thsm With
h. vies of e9sctisg ssoene;lia.ios, and
. ..ting them hene. >a..
HALO, Hss~, sas this vow = ssid the
'ev,co0s'. act;sg - 'thosgh surprised
t 6adi~g him there, "yos ~ poo,y late
'at ast it, Why yos 90 g. hsael"
Il dost 60 home any nc's, that's ~Ay
aiat eat Pooty quick lsts," replied Hsas
'lde~ily.' s7e17r4'a "s'sasa .a. 81. b!
The oe;gbbsr is4s;sed the .rsasos Of
hsir di6col'y, which Mrs. Haas vas not
'ow to give, sshib;tisg the Suspicious
anel Estaa e- -sta -s4 = r. ,.af
"Waat," said the s-;2hbor in a.tonish
neut, "a ieedle tassei ike dssef make all !
b+se dificulties IVY L ,.ieks up he-p |
"ssiesdls sa.ses u The Pases b.H gsosudti, |
ffry tay votI doo' goitown thsre. Got
uzzpn,s -tcosssas Of 'sm It home, epess
OF. VoA Ieedls barasol tassel! Veil. you |
ouest like to zee my purssu. trswers full
{ dose tasss!s vot deils you, unit my frau !
be likes an, unt says it,. psiIy. Won
,edis tassel makes aIl dis. troubles. Veil !
I ,hada't OUT believed it / never ould |
At aeen Il" 'e.sf sY..n.si.7a ~ L. |
: He continued on in this etrain, and
nally made oct that every married man
'ths ueig Sorhood had psshs's of "lsedie,
a'asol tasss's," which they had picked
p 1t the baseball gsousds conveying the
lea that The xis fsisly sained tasseIs when.
'er there WAS thso"g Of ladies there to
itness bass ball match. ,oli IN set |
Tho woman st length became moderate
pac;6ec and oonsestsd to 90 home, to.-
citing add toeg;sisg II Hans would, and
ans after m s~sant Of g,umbIing and
which isiu'sd feeling. seemed
demand, consented, and they went home;
70 vel! meaning but somewhat extrsvs-
mt neighbos, sill dwelling on the be~p
patasol tsssels be had himself accuma
led at the "psss ball grounds" /
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