Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1870-04-29
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-,nYIcE 20 YorNe 'MEN.

8Asn make a tEstus 3 QE c0Tfi1HE ShfDoag
gery exseasiTely pi;haat yaa waas to 90 10
Tor keeps and 5g al means svoid Sunday
evening. There IS some tins Is he sunday
evening air decidedly sqooay aa.a il sjast as
aatural for fellows ana gisls to get Together
and court Sprasy evenings, Is il IS i'ar ben
10 set. Many pFoasisiag youth, ia the fuIl
yisor ST manhood has been Aageei iata
pfenataIe, uaisIuoAial decay u an ianocut
Sunday evening call
II yoa sre ieTiied toa soeiabie OF fair
make yourself siek By smoking your lig BRO
iher's pire ara fay 1t home and sben you
are called pYcH 70 suffer Do it wilh alacriiy,
aud thips how hafPy, yoa are compared ta
ibe miserable victims vho are decoyed into
attending.
Doa't coar bae one girl al time. The
most narrowing sight ] kuoE Of q sensitive
MAD IS to see 8 young Husn fal of Christian
fogsiiGde aud rotie aHbition, trying TO court
tgo girls AZ oaee.
D5u't dFia nae mairimeHg, unless you
want to get vre'cbed; end don marry poor
grl unless sbe has money
Ifyou are calling on a young lady. and Ihe
Old folss 60 out ri The room aboat cine
o'oleck, with solemn air, you eau make mp
your mind there a conspiracy aaoat Don't
show any symptoms Il lear, bat tell the Young
.slg-you were setting up last night with a
friend Of yours sho has the SMALLPOX. and
you think yoai go bone aud set q dtte
slaep
Dom inlagiae it looks smart 10 loaf aroagd
Billiard halls, smoke chesp cigars al "a blgh
price, ard sual,oa slops at twenty cents
glass. l,wouM show more :aleat on your
part 70 retire 70 Jhe nearest grave yaft and
study last year almarac.
A@d don .usgias yoa are q hardened
hummer gust because your father lets you
carry q night key. Some youug meu vil 60
to a basd eoucert9n tbe Cannon. smoke
cinnamon cigaf, and 90 home thoroughly
convinced tbat lhey have made heav-' ight
Of 1t, and ought to be looked altes
Ifyog ask young lady 10 marry you, and
she says she nould ra:ber be excused, don't
excuse her
Don't marry for money. Ifyoa are ea-
gagsd TO young lady who has fortune. tell
her that you won marry berualess she gives
it all away to the poor. and goes to making
vests. Money IS sure to bring uahappinesz.
/ never kneg Of single instance where it
dida't bring barrels Of uahapriaess, and
have seen stiong men weep hystericaNly be-
cause they had seven dollars ahead
( Ii yoa want TO be considered anybody,
learn to chew tobacco Immediately. II looks
50 cultivated and refined 70 see yoaug man
pull on, ia canister Of tobacco and make
a cessPool Of his routb.
Don't get into deit unless you can hud
some one who Is willing to trus, yoa, and
then don't
Don, stay in your present sitoaliou al
year life because your grandmother says that
"a rolling stone gathers no moss know
several very aged and respectable stones who
have stuck IN one place all their lives. ana
who haven Z got moss enough to makea sinai!
saucer Of blanc mango.
Ifyou are eugaged to young lady, 5ont
make great many presents unless its a pretty
sure thing. for if anything happens she is sure
70 return your presents. i friend Of mine
lately, received by express. three pair Of de-
cayed corsets, the same number Of white silk
hose, one dozen dirty pocket kerchiefs, lot
Of install note paper, faded boquet, a fatled
calf. pair Of odd gloves, aud broken heart
and be is now looking for another girl of the
same size.
Please don; get married 10 church. aad
have it described in half column Of daily
news. It is tbe cheapest sort OF nolorietr.
See if you can't 60 counting wilhout tuya.
bling your shirt bosm. If ourtirg was a
criminal oAence, Ihave seen evidence enough
on youpg man shirt bosom 10 hang him
Remember that ignorance and coneeit go
band in hand, and that cheek and impndeuce
are twin brothers.
! fouag men nova days are hardly worth
bringing W, aud as near as lean find ou, they
/ seem to be governed by about the following
rules:
!, 1t Is better to receives a small salary and
/ be constantly IN debt than to earn a large sal.
arY by doing something that isn't genlceI
:. Il is more blessed to invite Yourself to
dinner with friend than to run the risk Of
having 70 iurite him.
8. g friend asks me to stcp ever uigb,
with Lim and take breakfast, i, is nav duty to
stop se7eIal nights and eat several bteas fas,s
TO show him that / appreciate BIS kindness.
I. One old iriend whom you can borrow
money Of Is worth more iLau a dozen new
I ones who are doubtful
3. IA friend IS smoliuea cigar. it il mv
solemn duty to ask him if lie has the mate to
it
o. The drst principle to be observed in
buying c;gafs is 70 bay odi ones, then can
/ trnthfuliy say that have 10 mate.
Z. If can't wear Kid gloves and diamond
siods' why seek 30 drag cut a miserable exis-
tsnee in a world where ali is "a dreary blank ?
/ 1t some y3u7g mtu had died when tber
were ehildren they would have been an orna
J meut 70 their sex.
War Is TINE "a line tia. b..s two ends
Ia path which begins in the cradle and ends
in the tomb
How may man be known from ia.
tigued dog 0De wearsH shirt. the other
pants
GooDSEss mel cried aice old lady the
other day. "if the world does come to an
end next year, what shall I do for snuff r.
/ Az cid lady, hearing somebody say the
mails we're very irregular, said: aItwas Just
SO IN ny young days-no Trusting any Of
en-.
+ j rooR man beiBg Ill, on being asked By
gentleman whether he had taken any
remedy, repiied, mo, I aiu't taken any
remedy, tut I've taken lois Of physic.
Papa, said Tommy tie other day, lis it
I a siu 10 cAaure nne's Fs;o4grr