, 1870-11-13
CHICAGO, April 10, 1871.
s. What's tho Matter with TINT
NOke7s1

Nose!n
Snyder kepta haer sa1oon some yeast AGO
over nit the G1inas!ona Factory In Ecnslnc-
town. 8nrdee MAS pondcrous Teutoa Of
sety ifhsctole temper - sudden and quick Il
quarre1"--Gettng mad in 4 minute. Mover
thelesa bis saloon VAS grult resort for tbs
boys, parity because Of the excellence Of his
beer, aad partly bec.uae tho boys liked to
chAfo "old Saydef,' Is they called him: for.
sltbonsh his bark WIS terrific, experience had
taught thcm that he wnn!dn't bite.
e3. ons d1y snydes TAs missing, md Il was
sxylsined y his !: frAn," who "ierked The
ing nit der poJs." Tho next dsy ono Of the
bort ,who WAS particularly fond OF " roasting"
old Snyder, dropped In to get glsas Of beer,
and discovered Snydcf's Doae, which WAS biz
ore at Auy sime, but which WAS swollen aud
b.ittc1td oy tho nun until 1t looked Like dead
"Why, Snyder, xhats tho matter with Jour
pscn out Ashlog NIT der poyp,~ replied
Snyder. lxS1ng bis hngeI tendesly against bis
pzobotoin. Tho sun It pees hot like ash ter
ttfel, and purns my nose- Mics uosa, don't
oosuieal sadness IN tho iistle mirror bact Of a
the bar.
Il entering 1t once into tho miaehlerous
fel1oT In front Of the bar to play tziok upon
Snyder, be went out and c1l1ea half dozen
OF hie comrades, with whom he arranged thst
another, and aak Snyder, "Whasa TIC MT
Ter With that nose r to see ho long he would
stand II. Thn man who put up the lob want
In with 1 companion seating Themselves At
the fable they called for beer. saTder brought
It TO thtm. aud tho new comer exclaimed, as
why. snydsr, what's tho u..te. with your
uoee r.
II Just tell 5ou friend peen ont fishing
NIT der poyst unit Dc sun he burnt 'em-tw1
lAgel-den eente, all right
Another Of the boys oane runhiug in, ex-
claiming
"HAllo, boys; you're ahead OF me- thss
time .'epose I'm 10, though. Hero, Snyder,
bring mo glass OF lager And = pret-{here
be appeared to catch sudden gumpse Of
snydsf:s nose. looking raomens, aaa then
der. whAt-hA! ha!-shas'a tho mssser with
that nose?"
Snyder, Of COURSE, couldn't see any fuu In
having 1t laughed 1T, sud he says IN tone
sternlY nmph2tic- -
ST?e Peea r 9 o9t ashing nl. . as A. po}. = q On the
sehoo1Ikll. The sun pose bot lke - hell, mt
don't got to say, vot kind OF pesonsss ,
DAT iah iii tite 7 punt mins nose, don't
IT."
"Burn Sour noec-burn ali your hair OF
yoa1 heaa, for What care; Sou needn't gel
mad shout it.
It was evident that Snyder wouldn't stand
mosA than ono more tweak at that nose, to!
he WIS t1ampinS around behind the bar and
growing a1ound like N exasperated old beA'
| In his cage,
Another Of his tornentoss walk I'd In. Some
one sings out to him, "Hsvo glass Of bsef,
M1ly7" ...--
'Dont case about any beer" says Billy
"but you may. give ma one OF your best Ct,
c1re-hal ha. In! bal hol hoi ho1 hel hA
hR! hal hAi hAi why-hAl haI hA!-whv
snyde1-who wh1-as-Al ha! hA{-whass tht
\ 1pitter With thai nosa Z"
..en5de1 was absolutely fearful 10 behold By
this time. Els faco uaa purple with rags. IL
e1cept his nose, which sloWed Ike bau oi
ire. ,Lesniug biz ponderous :agafe far oEsl
| The bar, and raising his arm aloft to emph1r
al9e bis words With It, he fairly roHed-
"Ire boen out fehing nit tsr poss. Tht
santt pese bot Ika ha1f:Msannston: ~ Pofn
my Aese- Nox, you no iAks doss nose, yot
Just take dAs neas unit wrj1s.:Wrm& YOUR ar
Anssss.1 e fhns:n T., NIL .eai Ehsta the dna .
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