The Lincoln County herald., 1870-10-20

that she made the embarrassing mistake
that gained her SO good husband.
A Dentist advcrtises that he inserts
teeth cheaper than any body else. The
dog that guards our scissors will do it
much cheaper.
A ''se!f threading needle" having been
invented, an anxious old bachelor wants
TO know If some one cant design a "self.
sewing shirt button"
"The Fireplace" is the nsme of
drinking saloon in Chicago. Any one
can get warm by it for ten cents. or red
hot for quarter.
The Woman's Advocate, "devoted to
the elevation Of women" is the name of
o new publication hailing from CarroIton.
Mrs Lizzie Graham Denslow editor.
There are three things in the world
that know no kind Of restraint, and arc
governed by no laws, but merely by pas.
eioN end brutaity-civil wars, family
quarrels, aud religions disputes.
GuouNEss. We should not despair uf
the goodness Of the world if VIC do not
happen to see it Immediately around us.
The atmosphere is still blue, though 20
much Of it us is inclosed in our apartment
is colorless.
Conversation is the d ,ughter of reason
ing, the mother OF knowledge, the breath
of the soul, the commerce OF hearts, the
bonds Of friendship, the nourishment of
content, and the occupation of men of
wit.
DESTROY EVIL would not deprive
life Of single grace or a single enjoy
ment but would counteract whatever is
pernicious in whatever is elegant. If
among my flowers there is q snake [
would not root up my flowers but would
kill the snake.
ISLANDER. Look on slanderers o.
direct enemies to civil society: % per.
cons without honor, honesty, or human.
ity. Whoever entertsins you with the
faults of others designs to serve you 10 .
similar manner. }
HoPE.-We are born Of hope; We pass
our childhood 10 hope; We are governed
by hope through the whole course of our
lives and in our last moments hope 10
aattering to rs. and not till the beating
heart shall cease will Its benign influence
leave us.
WISDOM AND PLEAsURE.-If We apply
ourselves seriously to wisdom we shall
never live without true pleasure, but
learn to be pleased with everything. We
shall be pleased With wealth 80 far as it
makes us beneficial to others, with pow
erty for not having much to care for, aud
with obscurisy for bsisg uusuvisd.
THE FEMALE EYh-A modern writer
gives the following enumeration Of . 10.
male eye: "The glare, the stare, the
invitation, the defiance, the denial, the
glance Of love, the Assh Of rage, the
sparkling Of hope, the lsnguishment Of
softncss, the squint of suspicion, tho Gre
Of Jealousy, and tho lustre Of pleasure"
A ssvsnt says that II You kill . mus
quito when he 10 drawing blood, the poison
remains in the wound. II, however, you
wait till he gets enough aud retires, NO
inconvenience will follow. This may be
right 10 theory, but the practice of mash.
ing them Oh the spot 10 more satisfactory.
A citizen who deserves we'll of his
country, hsd . large family. TO which
additions we're constantly making. One
day one Of his little boys was thus inter.
rogated: "John, how many brothers
and sisters have you gotT ~ don't
know" answered the boy; tI hsin't
been homo since morniaeI"
~ say, boy, Why do you whistle 90
eailyP" "'Cause I'm hsppy, mister"
"What makes you so happy !" "'Csuss
I got . new shirt; look, here, amt Il
nice ?" Ut don't look very nov. What
IL it made of" "Why, Tie new, cause
man made il yesterday out Of dad's old
IN" "Aud What vss dsd's old one
made OFF, "Why, ont Of gsaan,'A old
sheets. What her man rave ker."