The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1870-01-08
ALWAYS IN ADVANCE
NUMBER AZ

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often duz the best on sile, that wont q
raise enny-thing else Don't forgit that /.
those, things which yu admire in q
phellow before marriage yu viii probably
hav tew admire in afhusband after, andlna
a mustash will git tew be very weak diet ~
alter long time. eafsf,f,,8 fs5ge
3. If husbands could be took on trial, i,
az Irish cooks are, tyo-thirds.oy them
would probably be returned; but there -
don't seem tew be emmy law for this. s
fhareiore, girls, yu viii see thut after u s
git a man, yu Law got tem keep ghi,n,f
even if yu loos cn him. Consequently j,
if yu hav got emmy kold vitles in the /,
hous, try him on them, once in a while.
during securing season, and if he swaai-
lers them well, and seq he will take sorne q
more, lieiz man who, when blue Monday,ifa
Gums will wash WELL Il i :, g4f ,ns,s
4 Dont marry a pheller who is
alwuz a telling how hiz. mother; duz
things. 1t IL az hard tew suit theze men .
| 40 ~ IL tcW Neau young one.
D. FIN yung man ken beat yu playing u
on pianner,] and kant hear fsI-horn, ~
| playing in the street without turning, a. 4
back summersett on account of the mt
sick that il in him, say ship HIM /; he
might answer tew tend babe, but ifyu J.
! set him hoeing out the galden, yon will ial
find that you have got tew do it yurseltarir
y man Mhoze whole heft lies in imusiek
fand not very hefty at that amt no =
batter. Tor a husband than seedIitiz pow,
der; but if he luvs to listen while yu
sing sum gentle ballad, yu will find him g
mellow and no soft But don't n!arrriyT@'
ennyboddy for jist one virtew, ennywJ
qpFe@er than yu would flop t,..ta iqr,. ii
jist Que fault. ... ,e \
1t IL one ov the most fullest things
for female tew be an old maid success
fully, A CRATE menny hez tried it npl
made bad job ov it. Evryboddy Seems
10 look upon MD maids jjistsoz 1iey do Z,
upon dried yarbs-iu the garret, handy,
tor sickneSs-and therefore, girls, it ,.ili't
/ a mistake that yH should be wiliin to
! sssep yassesf oph with some tress rlss:I
low for husband. The swcpils Il
one, but don't swop for emmy IMAM Who
IL respekted jist bekause his father il. s.
You had better be an old maid Tor 4 (,
thousand years, and then join the Sa..-
kers, than tcw buy repentance at this
price No woman ever made this trade
who didn't git either phool, in.ean {
cuss, or clown, for husband ag4 Ies
| 4: In digging down into this subject
I IND the digging grows harder the fur /.
ther | git. II is thutch easier tew in !.
form yu who net te@ marry than WHO
tcw, for the reason thare IL more of them. q
l don't think yu will foller mi advise. 4
i!' >iv it; and, therefore, l viii kee,, ii IA
lor look upon advise as j do upon castor,
llc--a mean dose to give, and u mean !.
/ dose to ;ake. -i""
But j must say one thing, girls, Of or
spile. If yu can fud br.ght.eysd,R Y
healthy, and well-ballosted boy. i,sho y
looks upon poverty az sassy as a cliiil ID
locks upon wealth-whs had sather sit
down on the curb stun, in front Of tia
9th avenue hotel, aud eat ham sand
Which than tew go inside and run in
debt for hiz dinner and toothpick--one 4
who " armed with that kind oY ::..s.?k
inst nistakes q defeat for viotosy, ui,I,
RdYtsc IL ;ew take him, body and sopl-.-.
snare him at unst, for he is a stray
trout, OF a b eea very skase in our waters. e
Take him, | say, and bid onto him, as
hornets bid onto tree.-4Nse iorh
Heehu,