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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1870-03-23

the Ladies' Sanitary Association of Lon
don, gives these wise suggestions for the.
nurture Of ChiIdreA;inh health Of body and
4 Neyefsfstd 3 Cling 4 il g haInlessr
but gtseitS ere AL tlipnt delasyy
9. Never -ilny hing beoause itcts
cried for INT YOU have INYlIen ask.
cd LOT
s Bscas6f6T 81 re1l line and
AVOID caustng bodily tlne nom
ovetseio ththg; or cold, or ptiSF some
food such as candy, sugar. luntsS sour
fruit, Or giving bins or cakes u! quiet the
child. ,s'ssElss., li',si'i5tt, Z. ~
4. Avoid false promises. They arc sure
tolbegfopnd ont hBe. Lh1yT-,LF I
8 .4Avoidt threats Of al kinds. s1fibe!
.lieved, 2they make children timid, and in.
Iure both mind! and body: II not believed,
they arc useleBSarloS Such threats Us bogie,
policeman and ,black,plap, are sure, 70 be
foGhd 6dt't6 b6'talse, II tho child lives. : !.
S ~ Never . r 9ay any thing untrue FL TO q
Z. Do not ,wreak your own bad temper,
or visit y6gr own feelings Of fatigue md
trGiblef 1I children, by being severe with.
them, or 1yS saying, You shan't have IT.,
or hwon'tgiyeit to you," when there Is
no reason for refusal, except That you arc
yourself tired, III ffnftT6dble, or 6ut Of Sorts.
9!!'Avoid giving orders such as "Stand
still, mns"Go on "Hold your toDgue," Put
hi down, etc, ufiiess yort really mean that
they should DO obeyed9 and tho fewer or
dersl you give, tho better. 1aita rss7t.
0. Neither give too much pity, noryet
DO severe and upkinl, when child tum-
bles down and hurts itselEs rigIH .- lrn
10, ,Donot worry child. Let It alone,
and let Il live in peace. 4 u -eS,S' '99iL'
II. Teach It early To- play alone, and
amuse itself without Iyour help Let It
alone, is a golden rule IN nine cases out Of
ten. V1eGI56 T5lSm SNI soN
To sun up all in uifew words, try to
feel likC u child; 10 enter into IL grieSand
Joys, It's trials and triumphs, Then look
forward 10 the time WHEN II shall iaye
numbered as, many years as, you, have;
soen, and lpray'i or help and strength 10 do
your duty by ihos Youtmay fall, as We all
may; hut if you sow the seed with humllir.
ty and taith, YOU will haze done. all that 4
permitted 10 us imperfect creatures; andif
YOU havercaredluplla cheerful, loving,
truthful and brave 5birit;'in u healthy
body. you have been working with him
who told d. Il was t'npt the wilI of our5
Fatherin heaven. that one Of these little
ones should pefish.n .',iq& - tsb lI7! ~
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! FHE WRsTvIRdTNIA UNIVERSITY.

In common with tho people Of our State
VIC cherish o deep interest In the:growing
success Of this institution. ,(ilIlGD Il
For the limited time which has passed
since Il vas ioundedit has been blessed
with an extraordinary prosperity; under
the management Of an accomplished PFBi-
dent and an excellent corps Of proteSNhts,
IL b destined to still greater success. The
faculty, y composed d eleven gentlemen,
who arc admirably. qualified for their re.
spectivo departments. The Institution
merits our liberal patronage, aud tho COM
mitteo recommend the brethren TO use
their Influence in tlieif different fields Of
labor to send Young men to the Univcr.
4Sasa " ffR4aIgl43I 1 RFH csf' d.rgT "
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KoskOO Cures ScrOfala In Its Worst
I Forms. lido. .u.,.

From A. w. Nina, prominent and well known
merchant Of Norfolk, Va, .s
No. Imam sTRERr, NoRVoLK, yA.,1
y ~ n September IS, 1860. I
DR. LAWREHpB-DeaE,S Sir: Your K0skoO has
worked wonders In my family. Ny daughter has
been q sufferer from ScT0E1la since childhood
She lost thirtysonep eebS Of bone nom her ankle,
several from ,heE arp, besides having .qlcerS IN
several parts Of tho body. Whilst In this condl.
don she commgnned taking your KoslI9p u
dcttd Et a fEt4H on hSr;; uHdtT u lst Me iReerI
0r1dt1lh hdGkNd and her DtAeFafJ AeqlEt ;0T61ty
iRlpF0ptd.t It certainly sSVed het much suffering,
and perhaps her Ifs regard KoSkoo Epteljt
for al sGFpfulpns R9ectionG. Your Kosk0o also
cured my vile Of dyspepsia, from which she SUI.
IeTea grady: 6ASIia6p' d 61ttGF GSdtN kkGN SEs
Ads ASfn In ire ye1rS, ,,,l.,- t.a.,y,,. An o.,
! WI With the highest regards, 'i'''' ~ 3"
.g1qVG 7 lam GRATEFULLY yopEs, &e;S,
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TESTIMONIAL,
ux1ovP1rIY1o R:R., oTF1cEUF GIN: sUF'T

hon. II: N. ATEnf;S PrcSidCht National Watch
IpS bar SiS.EDariie themOath that have cas,
ned one or your t'B. W. Raymond" Watches \
has not fAIled TO keep the dino with % much 40
cufaeYiA 10 l0av6 nothing to- d6SiE0 In this 70.
gard. ! For accuracy 10 thanksgiving beauty 81
movement and hniSh, your 4iShea challenge my
and am confident thati9 al respects thoy win
compete successfully IN the markets OF thc world,
with similar manufacturers Of Older nations.
ThOy need only 10 30 known to DO appreciated. j
. Il n YOnFS most respectfully, .
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!. cRAxoLE. ). DALzELL. E.H, EocIES
The City BankyC


/, prepared to conduct all business apportalnlng
to Banking.
Deals In Bills Of Exchange, United StatcS,
State and County Bonds, Gold Coin and oil me-
gotIAhl6 SOcuEitl6S, Of fAir FAtOA.
Notes and Bills Of Exchange discounted.
Collections made for Merchants, Manufacturers,
Banks, Bankers and Others, on all accessible
points In tho United StAteB and Canada.
DE1it9 In sums 70 salt purchasers on al The
- I6bSSitS SticIt IntOrOsfG Allowed Id SpSfll
- dSotANdIG, PreslA6at 9
q III t4 = III 1klHELIi Sico Pri il1lnth
fSbTg ny LIE RoCbE Cashier. kIyS6
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s KSS'O51s.::Kla K 05S.5O (:)ol3
Endorsed and recommended By tho President Of
{ the Faculty OF the 3. Medical College Of the
i77FF'8s' CITY or NeW York

PR0FES90R r. 3. NkWIUN, MD,
Professor and President Of the Faculty, late
professor Theory and Practice" OF
Medicine, Cincinnati, &c.
One Of the most emiRSRt medical mon OF this
ago. we'll known as the author Of the following
STANDARD medical works SEWT0N's '.PRAG
,TIcB or MEDICINE, ''DtSEAsES OF CHHpREN,' y
number Of american Medical Rsrl6lV-pAge ,21B,
says: re- 'H"
hAmong tho more recent efforts TO introduce
peculiarly, some Of the now remedies, wo notice
q now preparation compounded by ]. ]. Law.
RENcE, II. D., OF EoRVoLK, Va, which 10 fur.
niShSd 10 the profession and the publlc IN any de.
sired quantity. We recently examined he Labor.
tittFt, A4d became fully AGdEGod that all his work
iB done In tho best manner, BY the most gppfOred
rotERjts, and from ~ BET NIdtsfi1I3 giving a.
r&sNit O medicine MEETING tho CONFIDENCE OF the
PHYSICIANS and the PuBII0.'
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Koskoo Ia endorsed ~ tho beat physicians
ovOfyWhpEs Read tho following nom Dr.. Tillery,
q successful practitioner Of many years standing
In tho Old North 6tAtn: 'N'7'''F' % 10
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nd uniu,gBr - september " lagS. !
On. ~. RAWBgXoH- Dear Sir:. ! hayo used
your Concentrated Fluid Extract Of KoSh0o In
b / bostSt5tI Lsvtr iats9 odtor, ,Bi6od PUTi&sr,
and BfrE6uR Z9Rie In oil diseases Of tbs. Liver,
ScrolulouS, SyphllitiG, aud Nervous Affections,
U va t1NdyQf tHlSttIaSt VdltIts ID net In aloat
0TeEY variety Of Chronic Diseases IT. use II indt:
catcd!! Hoping you may meet with the RuecetS
medicines, l am sir, with much respect,
I lrpdF 70 Your obSdl6it servant, y si1iil
X. G. T1LRERY, n. D.. :
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hGs N PORTSMOUTH, Va, October q, 1880, d
This IA to certify that know Dr., Lawrence
well, He 70 BgUAtlemAn OF cultivation, end WoF.
thy Of, tho fullest confidence. have used his
K6Sk6o with advantage 10 fnyselt, and have adopt.
cd ItS use In my family In cases Of nervous de6t'
lty and dGprcsSlon.
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FISK & HATCH,

m "uqu3e Bankers.
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DR..L4GWREXcE-DCar Sir: To tho largo num-
bet Of testimonials which you odeF Of tho great
efficacy Of SouE K0skooiI take pleasure In adding
ity, Headache, Loss OF Appetite, &c, Two bot
tlai Of KOsk00 restored mo to health.
Yours truly, ]. g. WCABLE.
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'd Z. g. 9Th HA IStESS md Genll sup't
OrI1cE o. IN HupeoN IRWIN RAnRoAp,

80 . Gen'I Supt. New York, Jan. II, 1870,
Dear SIrs-The Watch made by your Company
which Ialtaye carried the pdst two months has
kept excellent time have earfieait ffeQuenty
On and hayS ben On The road via i
tormlyl With or standard clocks4rAx rt.s
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1870-03-23

In succeeding To. tho business Of tho late firm Of
List, Morrison d Co., We desire 10 thank Jths
tTade for the liberal patronage extended to the
house with which the senior partner has been
our long experience with tho wants Of the
trade OF this section, and our ample facilities for
The transaction Of tho Wholesale Grocery Busl'
mesa, load us to believe that we can offer indReO-
mOnts not surpassed elsewhere -, ..la., louil
10 connection with our regular buslness %
heretofore, Wo have leased 4 hrst-elABs Pork
Packing establishments and have secured the
services OF Mr., John BGyhA, an experienced and
skillfull Packer, BY which arrangement we, are
enabled to sell Bacon, Mess Pork and Lard, ~ thE
worry lowest rates, for stock OF superior guilty
We intend to offer special Inducements TO Cash
and PrOmpt-pay buyers. We request an OxArnl'
nation Of our stock and price list. ~.
janI go '''- HENRY K. LIST d CO.
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EIGHT Western colleges repOrta over
!!TT P ISsS Sg8t the students as
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1870-03-23

Lines arc now pfoj ccteu VI lu PIVSEuSS y
ohio Aad KeHtssly 70 Urls pqlnt, which win eon'
noctthG CheSabeako and DhIO with the entire
RiItSSd SystSSt Sf thp,,W6At and Southwest,
u; SIGE ~ PasIas RAllFpRd' va Ira lsgd :
III valuable franchises and superior advantages
viii place the olEtsAFEAKE AND ONO RAHRoAp
COMPANY among tho richest and most powerful
and trustworthy Corporations Of tho country; and
.hstO sxinIs bfsisit YSlps, "a completed Bod 4
snd WIork doao, equal To- lie sRtErV amOant at
Wv "O''s"s"' ygE
Tho detailb Of the Lam have beeH arranged
with special reference hc y4Ats 9f ~ eEasiea
Of Investors, and combine t6e various features OF
convenience, safety, and protection GgalnSt lasG
frhud. 7'is7l'u 9li w. i'S'siiE ~ ~ s' ~
Tho Bonds are Ia denominations Of ~, 80
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FROM DIR. LLOYD A PHYSICIAN OF LARGE
PRACTICE.


PIT GRIGF BRlDoE, Va, October 8, 1852.
J5J. DGwRESuE, II. D. Dear Sit: Ieheerfully
endorse eour KoSEoo % being . most valuable
A1d each ingredient highly extolled BY our best
and most prOgfe6slye Clinical Investigators, I
have tested Ill edootB IN my own practice. and
mayo no hesitation In recommending II, In my
opinion, II the best compound OF IL class ever
pat bRfofe thu pqbllc -eIooOdinR BY fAr oil the
various compounds Of earBapArillG, &C., ever Ia.
vented IIEiS decided Nerve Tonic, and InVie.
orator Of the animal forces, aiding digestion and
assimilation, and thereby producing healthy
blood, which should berthe basis Of treatment In
~ chronic dssSSs Hoping ySn wv TAP 9e
tor, go, am ar, yopa truly,
,7'''tii "" TFr 61IARLR8 LLOYD, u. D.
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Read thel olloyIug from Mt, Womble, 0 prom
inBnt Hardware Merchant Of this city: Z,
No.iS MARKET SquARE, NORFOLK, va,
10 MA frf-t4-,..l.. OetohAf IA 1870 ~
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To Traina Child.

KEEEe tract issued tor' distribution by
the Ladies' Sanitary Association of Io1-
don, gives these wise suggestions for the
nurture Of chiIdren;fnhGalLh Of body and
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, - AZ - -
NULuDNs TUE
LADY E3I12GTN, ,
M rAD9F fot Il 1
Spring Trade.
Over Five Hundred Dealers

in various parts Or tho land have unreseryediy
endorsed them. They arc In uso upon numerous
lines OF Railway, including tho UNION PACIFIC
and the PENNSYLVANIA CENTRAL, and oEHetrs Of
these roads, with other prominent R. r. officials.
aR.R, employees and travellers, yet introduced.
The following are presented p specimens Of
these tcStimOplAla: ~. ~ I
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From Rey. W. Il. Christian, Pastor DinwIddle
9kftak Nethodikk Church, ist FIn1p sI',l fpt
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.ISt.5SpISasM
Chesapeake & Ohio Railroad Company

..H.i " Il NJ. A'N n
m, CA.opsaks qsd OHIO Railroad, connecting
hS Atlantic COaHt ahd tho aRpgpleent haEeosE!
If ,bc Chesapeake PaDRith thgohiO River At "
min, Of reliable navigation, and thus, win tne 2
entire Railroad syiteRli 'andyIptsF transportation
oT,hc great West and Southwest, forms the hdaI.
,lonaI East and west Trunk Line 60 impeia,- I,
,,voIy dominIded for Tho aecommoa Atien. o. thc
lmmCuSe and rapid y'REOwtng transportation .. Uu,
tween The Atlantic seabcard and europe on s.
one hand, and tho great producing regions o. sn'
ohio and mississippi Valleys on the othcs.
The Importance of this Road as new outlet
from the West TO the sea magpiaes It INTO one
NJ natlonh consequence, and InSuros to II an OK
tousIvs through traIic from the day Of tts CON-
nO,Iop; while, In The development Of tho oxtcn'
.Ivo agricultural and mineral resources OF VIZ
vIpa and West Virginia, 1t possesses, along ~
avn linz, the elements Of largo and profitable
local business. .,,, et..
Thus tho rruat interests, both general and
local, which demand tho completion q ne ChEs'
APEAKE AND Ono RA1RoAD to the Ohio River,
afford tho SurCst guarantee OF its success and
value, and render II the most important AND
substantial Railroad enterprise nov inpFOsrIetas
In this Country. al.r.l.asg st U'7'Ia
Its superiority a. an East and West route, and
the promise OF an ImmonsO and profitable trade
awaiting Its completion, have drawn to 1t the at
,.ution and cooperation Of prominent sapisallstis
and Railroad men Of, this City Of Sound Judgment
and known integrity, whose connection with It,
together with thGt Of ointment citizens and bust
uSGS men Of Virginia and wGRt Virginia, InauteS
a energetic, honorable, and successful nan'
cement. -nl afa
Tho Road Is completed and In operation nom J
Richmond TO tho celebrated White Sulphur
springs Of West. Virginia, al miles, and there
remain but 800 mlles (pow partially conSttnetedl
to DO completed, to carry II 70 tho proposed ter
minus on tho Ohio River at, or near, tho maQth
Of tho Dig Sandy River, $50 miles above ctncIn'
mu. and $50 miles below Pittsburgh.
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''53a I'm, ToUCEY, Cent Sub't

T-FRE-k. II
oi.e s"' |, {S X. ''FoycEY, gsnl'l saP'k i.
Thefollowlng doalofS also, In various parts Of
tho country, have cCrtihed that they conAidGrftha
Rlgin Watches 10 ho al that the Company hGHo
advertised them, a. better 1niAhed1 morn correct
and durable, than any unmarked Of GimilAr pTtoa;
aud, thar they hawai- great confidence ttnstBcom'
nlsndIng them t01thG public; on AecountofsthGit
general mer4t:1 sEs5hr % G0l.S riomii.l
Now York. E. JAecArd d. Coz Sta
Warren, Spadone 3 Co4 Louis,
Middleton &Bro,, n. =. Cleveland 20, !,
Henry Msnci, Ia tSsh More, Reddin s liam.
Geo. ". BAIT d CO.. 'AiirIl ilton, ChIak6.;FE4
Scott, BArf6tBA6' Co, j. n! HgnSe,I DenIef, G6i,
PittAhaERh. III, e 'il n. N. Baldwin D iS6i.,,
J, r. R93d b CO, Pitts! San Francisco, Cal. Il
6aHgH.s;l. p'it'.nI Rock q DryfuSi Now
DSinic q Co., Cinetn'H Orleans. . 1000 Y
Jenkins q Halehy q" D 80 i1"'Ailt'
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. !: !! Y o. !; BANG
D0oIghated. 1ePo9lt9y .. 8.

' 'aI /" w. q wnrnnO.lpoiI NJ, v ,
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The theory is that Blood in the Life Of
of all Flesh. and if impure, the Life of all
Disease. Life and Health is ouly to be
maintained by The circulation of pure ,ar,e>
tisl Blood. . i.,'y :. .i,..~ III f. IN =,
Such as ScrolnIa,, Rheumatism. Hepalic
Disorders; 1ufiamations, Fsvers, Liver
Complaint, Consumption, Kings Evil,
Carbuucles, Boils, Itching Hu,nor of 4he
Skin, Erysipelas,z Skim Diseases, 'Te,ter,
Ronghress 81 tie Skins, PimIples Blotchcs,
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Syphililic Sores, Indigestion, Tnffamma-
ton OF tho Bladder aud Kidneys, Pains in
the Back, General Debility. and for all
Ssgshe g SslIa as }'Idd s.'sias 'o'a Esnd
Hieeniitsh's g t. IS. Queens Delight
Is the Wonder Of, Modern Science.
No medicine has a:taine ;snci,- world
wide reputation as tins justly celebrated
.e-'T- CoMPovND 49, ~ u
I,s extraordinary healing powers are e at
tested TO by thousands,s and every mai, is
reishted viii letters Fearing testimony to
Is exeeilsnt character and worth as n med
cine :" Orders are coming in from all quar-.
,ers, eand all n,istakable evidence of
its great popularity. Be sure and ask for.
" IlEIN1TsH's QUEENS DKElaHr.' And
see lhasisisgnanesispn iE r
Look out and avoid base limitations.
Wholesale Agents. -
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--For sale by all Druggists.
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Abstract of Ordinance,
The following Taxesa&'have
been Assessed for" 1870: /
Raal IIn&a4o nnr

The following Taxesa&'have(
80 been Assessed for 1870: !
Real Estate, 90 cents on each
(cash value) $4,000" s'@',@@ IS !.'",'
Every Pleasure Carriage, or ikoI
vehicle, 2 horses, ,$3..,. I! .,.. n,S,.n |
) Every Barouehe, Buggy, Or like ve-
hicle, 1 horse, $2. '.e} '..",N p's
Every Omnibus, Hack, Carriage, 60
for hire, 2. horses, IS. - '-''''
Every. Buggy, Barouchc, &C., for
hire, q horso,) SO. ;.. l--u i.
Every Horse, Mare, and kept for
for hire, 81; &!U42 3o osoS.;3:
Every Four Horse Wagon, &C., for
hire, SIS. ,:...4 Il .
hire, So. ..'..- - 49, -
S cents on each 800 salo,ss of
mcrehandisc, &c. q. .3Et.s'" Z ) D..
S, cents on each sloo Professional
INCOME; d. .ss>s y.4,s,a Z. arss .:,, ct. =.
+ 5 cents on each 500 income
from mechanica1employmcnt. a''';"
! 5 cents on each 500 income
from, keeping hotel, private Boarding
house, livery stable, barber shop, &c
Each :Dagaerreotypist,0 &c, ,@; who
! opens rooms, $40. --..-.----.-..--
/ Each Dog, SO cents. s-,-.:1
5 per cent. on all transient por-
sons, venders-. Of patent medicines
shoes; leather, hats, tobacco, books, &c.
Each show or exhibition, (ot6cr
than cireus,) not less than$5,.
Circus or equestrian performance,
each exhibition, $25. .. %. $50,
Side shows to the same, if any,
each SIS. b ".. .'.e..} 500, =.
Retail License, quarterly in ad-
vance, 5000. ..'s. :, : h. ;....
J Quart License, $125. O.. s,. :.y..,.i
Each Billiard or other Table kept
for gain; $75. sf~
commat'stion Tax for Road ,Du-
ty, SO. -------.... /
Ali Returns sattooIb atto be. j. made aadd,} by
1st April next, and
Taxes to be- paid by 1st May
~ Z L next. ( '.aesD l.j'
AfFdefaulters to be double taxed
and executions issued on 1st May next.
Returns will be made to ROBERT
JONES', Clerk and Treasurer.
| e.,5 ii, WIN H,,PARKER,s {
-. s.s = - sIntendant.
Z May 2, 1870 BE- i&e'ts'' ~ H,2
81 &. - ~. AZ -. e. .. s,,-. =, .,.s,.>!
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a.sseesAs A edasn aldtGMgKs
g Ess.s:; sss I'll afE RS.s 2s asssss s,ssS ssSaiX
60 anSsstsoaey, MrssS M ,saSd ibosbSsss
yaShA hAdsssspA qlaj,Iasg ks8E M. .
AAkGpaK6aa. itSSsh sh,iHss asraG d;tf saai
''''''' - J6m +. Calhs hsssia;iss;a 1890
..tbeUb4uE Calhoun, decd.
.Re1lsAaatf
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1870-03-01

"From Josh Billings .AlmIuax },


When roosters are observed before
daylite in the morning sorein amung
the klouds, and utter lameutachuns,
then look out for sudden wether, and
a severe pucker in the money market.
When you see 10 geese walkiu in
jun file, and toeing in, yu kan DELHI
erately bet yure last surviving dollar
on a hard winter, and CRATE fiuctu-
business during the next season in the
price of cowhide boots.
Ifpigs squeal in the mite, and grass
hoppers cum oph ov their roost,
mingle in free fight, yu may hope
for high winds in few weeks, and
also the typhus fever in yure naber-
hood.
When spiders are seen climbing up
the wall backwards, and frogs kough
as tho they had the hickups, look out
for rain this IL also o shure sign
that children will have the measals
light.
If bees hugg around their hives,
and mules are seen in q brown study,
storm ov some kind liz cookin, and
you will motifs the market for herring
is very cadaverous and shifty.
Jist before heavy snoo storm ov
3 foot deep, chimbley swallows are
uncommon skarse, and in the mora
world there liz CRATE lazyness in the
agitashun of the temperance question
When hens lay 2 eggs q day, anc
men cease TO brag, and wimmin cease
tew cackle, then ingun summer
draws nj, and the millanium aim ful
oph.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1870-03-01
The Dutchman and his Burglar -Drap.

| hears much dings about do purg-
lars, all vile, hears tey prakes
stores into 'em very much. Veil,
dink l vixes 'em so dc oder time
dey goomes to my store, dey no COON
at all. So | puys u pig 'orse-pistel,
and fastens it to dc floor, wild der
moozle pointing to tie door; then l
fastens string NIT ter trigger, and
runs it up nit ter vail and down nit
der floor, 50 ven Mr. PurgIar opens
himself NIT ter door, Wy, if he pillow
de prains out with de pistol, | cant
help it, don't it? Veil, Won day
LET te door pointing AT d. moozie Of
Ter pistol, nit two puilets in II, and
goes out to dhrink some lager nit
ter poys. / sometimes drinks too
much lager. Veil, | can't help it,
don't L? | pore mineself into more
as twenty sixteen klass lager, and
den | goes home. Ven | pass mine
sthore, dink | better ash look in
and seek if nothing pese all right.
That is right, don't it? If it don't, |
can't help it. | forgets all about ter
pig 'orse-bistel, and ven opens my
self NIT ter door, | shoost gets Won
pullet through my elbow, and Won
pullets to my hat through it all de
viles. Vost | scarf? Veil, if I vas
| can't help it, amt it? | vas not
skare, but / never any more sets a
bistel-draps for de burglars, don't l