Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-01-14


OF apples last year.
Senator Thurnian, OF Ohio, 20 a na-
tive OF Virginia.
The times have gone by Tor franling;
thisl, Is q pre- pay post ago., ..... ......
The Boston News consoles Lszssp15
ereditors5 IL advises them to sagE
! / Canal. g.r. ..f.I.... rr.1. -rE
The true girl Of the period WHO
knows just when and where TO stop,
, Mormon missionaries have lately
} made one hundred converts in GenrFta.
They have q Mad River in Orsaaa.
OF course It foams at tho mouth. %
Editors are called dsadhebds becaues
they get bored for nothing
A western paper says of en- evening"
dress, sit busts open at the top and
fOams sover." ,.. --..
The Chicago River is frozen, and the
people there have begun Co breathe
through their noses.
Tue circulation Of the London Times
is only half what it was three years
ago.
virginians get their oysters a. hfty
cents bushel.
Wall street is seldom original, butts
! great in quotations.
To prevent hydrophobia, climb
high tree till the dog leaves,
Captain @. F. Hall lectured in Bo.-
ton, Monday night, to a crowded
audience.
One hundred millions Of people In
| the world speak English, or words o.
that effect.
A. J. writes that he is not going to
Washington this winter, and Washing
ton rejoices.
The manufacturers Of CardiG giants
viii be bowling for protection shortly.
Russia viii engage extensively iu
railway building this year.
"Blue sky filled with nnusio'i ls the
name of a Seneca Indian girl near BUFF
falos who has just married a pale face.
From the numb r Of weddings oc-
curring about these days 10 win hardly
do to say that marriages are contracted.
General Phil. Sheridan lives very
quietly in Chicago, in modest quarters,
and refuses to make speeches.
Senator Henry Wilson has written an
article on Edwin M. Stanton for the
February number OF the Atlantic,
1t is an anomaly, perhaps, but when
peace and quiet are restored In Cuba
the planters Will begin TO raise cane.
OF all thieves fools are the worst
they rob us Of time and temper.
''I'm afraid you'1I come TO want.ii
said an old lady to her daughter.
tI've come 20 want already" was
the reply; "I want nice young man"
An inebriate picked mp by an omcer
In the PottBVille, PsnuEYlVamta, grave
yard, claimed to be Petrided giant.
The Richmond Dispatch asserts that
StOnewsl1 Jackson died Of pneumonia,
and wasn't killed by anybody.
The Trustees Of DR.. Frothiughnm'1
church have sent him q letter defend
ing his course in the HiehardsOu-hlee
Farland case.
When the Empress EuRenia drut
heard Of Father Hyacinthe'g so-called
detection, she Is said to have eEe-oEzl-
cd, "What pityl the handsome n1aui't
The Philadelphia Post pronounce
John Russell Young 1.-THE abl8st jour
nalist in America, % but denies chat fhc
Post is to indulge in such q luxury.
An English Family advartissB edno .
airy rooms, with board, for gentlemen
measuring thirty-thres feet BY seven
teen" CardiR giants, please notice.
The New York correspondsnt OF the
Buffalo Courier states that VhLteiaU
Reid, of the New York Tribune iG enc
gagged to marry Miss Anna Dickinson
Our tooth-ache amlctod readers are
advised to try the latest infalllble aud
instant remedy roasted onion on the
wrist, at the place where the pulse
beats.
Kangaroo sausages are now sent from
Australia to England Their CHIEF
charm is that people know or think
they know, what the saugagas are
made Of
A little girl looking at a picture Of
Eve in Boston gallery, exclaimed
80. mother, should think that woman
would be afraid Of the grasahopper8 ~
An Iowa bride, according 10 a journ-
ll Of that State, sis a merry, warm
hearted, level-headed, truthful Itti6
angel, manufactured expressly for the
chap who got her"
A handsome young lady Is running
or engrOssing clerk in the California
legislature. The danger Is that she
nay engrOss the attention rather than
he proceedings Of that body.
When our clocks are little fast we
.lWayg set them right at once, People
'ught to do as much for their fast sons
nd daughters, but they generally let
hem run.
At Lafayette, Indiana, ladies who
we're receiving" on New Years Day,
led a piece Of rcd ribbon on the gate.
)ne young man tied piece &C lliiiiss sea.
his was toward evening.
Governor Mccormick, of Arizona,
avs that after an absence of four years
rom the Astor House, New York, g
gaiter asked him &C breakfast ia he
would have steved clans, "as usual"
A Iadv's apron, made Of Croam-ooi-
red morocco leather. beautifully em-
ellished in a border Of gold and
Olors, has been sent TO Miss Ida Lewis
( Newport as a testimonial, from the
mployes Of a Providence tannery.
Paterfamilias, winding up his watch,
lawfully said to Dorabella, aged seven,
Let me wind up your nose 3" ono"
aid DOrsbella, II don't want 10 90
an"
A young gentleman Of Charles city
,wa, sent seventy-fve cents for o
.ethod of writing without pen or lnEs
e received, in large type, on card
Write with pencil"
An Ohio paper ssyBs 1--WE have heard
q housewife in this town so 8Eolu-
Vely neat that she scrubbed her
tehen floor until she fen through tn-
the cellar"
THE INCOME TAX.
The Scientific ANierioan, one Of the
Hest papers in the country makes
10 following just and pertinent OBJ
rvations in relation 70 this opproas-
Q tax;
at is the opinion Of the Co@mi!-