The Lancaster gazette. [volume] (Lancaster, Ohio) 1863-1886, 1870-04-14

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An object Of Interest-A Treasury
note coupon.
The time to buy an oycrcoat--when
the fit ison you. =
? There is no use trying TO smoke
wateF-pipe.
: Many thieyesare locked up, but more
locked out. 70 sra
PprtsmOuths NJ H. exhibits IOsIb.
Goldfish.
Russia YaT1us passenger coaches with
the heat Of the locomotive. ~
Paris has, according to the Latest esti-
mate, 100000 Inhabitants.
The Smiths. embrace nineteen pages
of the Philadelphia Directory for 1870.
a tits thesmall ,nnsuspeeted habits ofths
mind that usually control IL.
Waters Epitaph-He couldn't walt
any longer, 50 lie went. w
Senator Revels was once excluded
from the Senate galleries on account OF
color.
When 4 man does what he likes, and
gets paid for it be has found his yoca-
tioR. 2e ~ VS.
One hundred thousand patents have
been issued to American inventors.
One firm In Minnesota town recent
tly shipped 1000 rat skins TO market In
one week. -sE
One never repents Of having kept 81
lont; one often rcpents having spoken.
II you would not have aff1iction visit
you twice, listen at once to what 1t
teaches.
A Massachusetts, farm has lately been
sold on a mortgage, after being In tho
family seven generations.
Dover, Y, H., with 10000 inhabitants
Spends $3.50 day for intoxicating llQ-
uors, $l74 a year for each voter.
Burglars robbed George Peabody's
tomb of the silver on the casket, in Mas
sachusetts, one night last week.
More than four thousand deaths have
been registered from scarlet fever in
London for the last six months.
One of the sages says @Don't 20 to
law unless you have nothing to lose
lawyers houses are built on fools
heads"
The most successful and accomplish
cd piekpocket in New York is pretty
woman, well known To the police as
Little Lou.
The entire Radical ticket was elected
in Danvillc. Ky, on Saturday, by l32
majority. The 10th amendment did it.
A Cincinnati Judge has decided that
a blow from husband inflicted upon q
wife is sufficient ground for divorce.
A western paper thinks that women
would not make good statesmen. THE
question OF the age" would always trou-
bic them.
The amount Of dry goods consumed In
the construction of a neck-tie for the
'young man Of the pcriod,- is astonish-
ing.
I There are seven million young men In
our country; about two hundred and
fifty thousand of them profess to be
! Christians.
Incombustible wicks for kerosene
lamps are made in Vienna, Austria, of
asbestos, which Is boiled in wax. They
are said to last at least year.
The San Francisco Police have re-
ceived special instructions to arrest all
boys detected in the act of abusing
Cinnamon.
Under Republican rule il has cost the
city OF Evansville $4,000 less to carry
on the government one year than 1t did
under Democratic rule.
Three thousand cubic miles Of water
are evaporated every year from the sur
faces OF the seas, lakes, and rivers Of the
globe.
The Detroit Free Press says that sew
en- out of ten letters dropped into coun-
try offices bear on the envelopes the
NOfus III DasLe.
Alexander II. Stephens says that JEFF
| ierson's first inaugural and Lincoln's
first inaugural are the two finest pieces
of composition of the kind.
The London Commercial journals say
the imports of wheat from the United
States have aggregated 3,500,O00 quar-
ters more than in any previous year.
The late rebel Generals S. B. BuclIner
and Basil W. Duke and Colonel Blanton
Duncan are candidates for chief of the
police force Of Louisville. Salary $1,000.
as your house warm one, landlord!"
asked a gentleman In search Of house.
"It ought to be- was the reply. ~The
painter gave it two coats recently"
A squire in indianapolis married a
couple the other day, adapting the SER
vice to modern times by pronouncing
them man and wife until separated by
law"
@Please turn your head little," said
a beautiful nurse to her male patient.
"Tou have turned it already, madam"
said be. "Ah, sir, guess you will not
die this time."
The best gymnast in each graduating
class at Princeton College is hereafterto
have prize of ring valued at $150,afl
the junior who passes the best examin-
alton is to have 5000.
If a young lady "throws herself
away" understand she has married for
love: If she Is comfortably settled"
understand that she married wealthy
old man whom she hates.
The annual value of the wool manu-
iactures of the United States, and OF
those manufactures in which wool u a
component part, is said to be not less
than $l76O00,0o0.
A rich man died in Maine recently y,and
his last words to his heirs were: @Plant
me as soon as am cold, and don't cart
me around fer side-show." He was
planted accordingly.
i ASan Francisco Judge tempered jus
tice with mercy by filming starved girl
twenty-five cents for stealing a can OF
milk, and then raising $50 Sor heron the
spot from spmpathizing spectators.
. A young man in the vestibule Of a
! church In Newark, n. j., accidentally
n shot himself in the head during the pro-