, 1870-01-23

Church, anu Only 0lltfGQ IfOQ tAelQ IN oQLHAfQ
so.Es, md tnellpon Mr Fpke made als dec:aloa."
TIT-BITs.
Pail lcrea,urea-Da1rJma,ds. ....
Why Is 4 wax candle lie a conteuted man. Be-
cause It never wants nni11n.
"WnAt IS pride. ny dear !" Walking with
cane Enen you ain's lame, replied the Intelligent
The hog may not be thoroughly posted in astsh.
netic, but when you coue to q square root he Is
What Is the d,nerence between blind man and
aailor IL Prison One can't sec 10 20; the other
Josa Billings ssys: "Tne mewl Ia larger bid
with. nnd two more 70 kick 1!th; and it wares rs
a Gesman paper, the Weser Zfi,ung. gives an
snuA1ng instance Of the local 1ealoustes which
anefand Rouis used . eoasst Of ioai 1as
eoplc p,tnctra1itleA, ons Of which waa in valley
The people Of the other three looke' down IN TWO
sensse: Upon these lov!anders, carrying saels su:
verse 81 which ills Is tne Esglah: ''l 'D1'eueS
T. S;{S
Some San FRANCISCO newsooya sell other articles
than 5eHsPape1s and assonlsh Eastern Z visitors BY
candy: cnres coughs colde, and sore throat
latest count Of the earthquake only I'VE cents
q sf sse iss st5e
tre.. - tho 1s ~ st hrurrh,ara nrt"- r. ~ anp.
Qstres, on the bslf-sheu!
t&rF1anna' A renfieman Al chars,anrr }ssaiu rs-
/ ce1red despatch BY telegraph to the following
Tars ihe nie.s1re t1sin. ), 'A' 1A7la'' a3Noo''
Astonishing fashions In spring hats and boruets
are promised. Perhaps the bonnet will be WoEn
under the chDI and a hoH-knot tied On top Of the
0ss ~ n,csens s.,s h,s connd.nrc :. at, ,..t,r.,
tI% Leg Mlsn ma. Aa cactooes 4aonp-
The foil. wing letter comes 10 the snrfsca IN a
3s7a rs5as Fl, VA Inc & &1anoasy me ~
G nav ~ 59,av Es .an ~ ~, Gpn1n ne nex wees
5as io,g9 5ou ~, i1F @ !a".u ne; come on me
e n s,e slssssd man want peace ana 80 DO Jew
Wy s9oean qVs easa naer a. vs used e
bands Of maaloek. re jned = temperance soste1
Bat = 5oa exes @ laE M = me s9ln fot cumna one n
nc "osp sea AAe w LUZ VIC oss ae7 neese az grant
Mhsn Ton see tln To'l "bosh printed, DO
nG. 4os Sa1l Il i sia1g; i e pure rarA!sn .ora
Into Engsn, is, ~ Is nothing"
Outside the pail OF sociefy-uoops.
An 1nSnman- Who mad lain SICK lor9 time, was
Ing conversation took place: "Wt1l, PATRICK, an
glad Jou have recovered. But were you not
alrad to meet your God2" "och! no. your ri7-
affa1ed Nv. replied Pat.
,note 10 some % ,s; Gean 5n men Wno aks TIE
married.
"bo5s." asked the teacher Of an infant Sunday
ssnoo. @ %; ca5s: I'D you eyer zee an elephants
where W. ~" "oa an elephant, sis sG'' t''0s'''
cfaSssa a%S CHIMNEY aa% Lie swallow
no1 sss%s y Yss, :5 iii yoa TAX talk to ssf.a 81
feeata a ea staiy Is related of an English pa
per, which is rather g,yen to q Sensational" lines
e. pa.ss aoes Is gsa aagu S a F5
recent speech, remarked that the conduct Of the
Bishop Of Oxford IN regard to some public ques-
edon 1 e. e sts Sdte Il
H. sats Rss5 o[
4 Te1as paper prints the Following song o, the
I'VE are eonlts Father Koopman1ehap.
"ewM 1T a.s, 5saT III s.fh h4a, 1,a 1ops re oss'
We 1s Wiii It'll SIive a1 he 81 samSss Hing,
nsis;s sS NJ r. sSse SSas ;s:s ii,
From o9t these Eolden soaes.:
Ihen en- Ws1 Ell !. taks =, ~ .o5a mighty nauon
Fa1 Az %ste ~ camins. 4a FIJI, koopman.eh.q,
ore Suadfcd million stroe &" 1''
The san Franclsco ytes-Lttter SAYS: "Ths tele.
s1aph Informs US thss President Lopez, Of Para
susy, n.s aeaia murdered his mother lot sensptf;;
lady sas now been murdered 5000 times for the
came offence, Tine writes TO wr1nElea on her
dsy % g, her si1a. m She W fses esery I ornlns pune
tualy at O'Clock, and walks ten niies; tnen, af-
ter light breakfast, eDrerH her study, ara pro-
cfeds "a hatcn out a new coosplsacy a9atps. her
nrsttorn. Hhonf 9 o. IN. It Is discovered, aud sle
Is nuplicl1 executed 4 ueht toast anu q cup Of
afrnnp rrH ffnish mn the dHv:s hustness and shc
sr,,'ts At :; and 1oes 10 sseo With her mouth
| oren.''
ar.d t.a;nrc ~ ihey reach home in the ereu!pr that
| oiiocsI nsnsrsnSsnaIs me eH;1;n1eus nj tie no.
hTT Stss .U,Ss 1p or iHe haa;ess thcg rrnT Nc hv
,1.,NLl 11Uuo4es AR nAr oooies' ''11 sAo" os ~
ne.ns; snms nf thc s,ronn. n,nde, woman drnonrc,
%s59oHy 1ad9s because they say, there Ii something
Yen mua. admit, pocsor," aaid d.t witty !.dy 70
st9n;ee @ oneaton 81 az ia enna,eY y, as aS
tas Il sa taat Ias ~o1au Wa! @ ele1
tne as;onishod iirnr i. 1nae NJ 1nn ~ nesHa s
ne E aen 1hs, a h 1 easv Jvu ~ peove
| Watn,t W ETe the rr,t maid =. s1aA' "oAe' oA'
ts7y.aa * ~ noS - aTd t5a ron i4"01 q Ap
.ai Sar .,pa b.t ty,,,t ~ :, W. M aHJ set5
he unlted M sss:es Naval Academy, iei nn 1 mn M
ats'n < nee1o UNA canrh. IN a mana o,rte, ~ p,s-
nrny,m,tt Ia la nf ,ra cahnS1c TEn,n n tn,er1n
Fated ss to w6as be vas doing, he he replied: lts
sGeoa Lord: ss nssas can't 90 nownsr 70 pray
Tadd1 4 tescrtnt1nn or a ndh.a can not he beat.
II VAS the shane nf a fn-rev ana fhe R.za ~ a
onose: he tnrner II nver m L. hsrt AMI rnhhsa
r. es,Iy xta STICK; aud, ocn 81; tasz'ck: how
M, iS,nts M, +onrr. II When ~ ,a,,cor ~.
A ier,trr! ief1.ver Ernu SIMS ntfcr time wv
two feyraIes 5n geE nriesne vers arTesIa. for
anoot r. aaked me (a4nce. VI. n;,' Vas me
repy mere Is ne tt ns aemaaoe1, n;aa & hese ~
@ ootps s.see @a%e his a sp