, 1870-12-18
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me1.t. tLat, annug otner portsAts, he has
representation of Death as large a life"
an 1lliteis Postmaster gives notice Al FOL.
lows: After thisadate every bodyssmust Lick
thslr osn postage stamrs. for my to=gus'a
given out.
Lad, Yarmouth asked GAr1ick one day
Why Love Was always represented as eh'li.
He replied, Because Love ueroe teAcLes tho
aee Of wisdom and experience"
:. Nervose Old Iady-'sNo1, cabman.
you're sure .your horse is quiets What's hs
10, that's only her tena-aine cur 'osity, mum.
She Likes 10 hear where she's Eoin' TO"
- Pittsburgh girl prevents the u,u Abous
the Post Office from staring in her facs by
shoaing little Of her ANKLE.
Playing at Dooto,a-"Ns,. dear, Aes
WON'T lake her physic- Tve mixed her doeo
some first Doctors never do-do they, ma ?r
Tho HotaerT Friend sava: "Never ra-
prove child hsrshly for chewing, Or smoking,
Of swearing" No, EsveE reptove him ha5shlY.
xitn,n an inch Of lis Kfe.-Aouiseiiie Journal
AT A1ecent wedding in certain town in
Wisconsin, the oEganies, upon tho eutt1nce Of
tie bridal party to the ohurrl, played Put
Nc In Ny Little Bed"
"A man II Sparta, Wiz, wishing to present
an organ to church.. wIote to u friend in New
York 10 know what it would coat to get one
He received \ reply that be could get little
cussed organ for 81, 500 SO but II ypu expect
to ge+ to Heaven On the oT11n dodge, you had
better invest about 53,00o.' lie took the
hgh-pTced organ.
SMr. Lorenzo Day. Of chiakasav County.
Miss, hAsing matsied Aiss da1tha Week. :
local post comments:
+ "A Day is mAdc, Week !s lost.
|, But tine should not com plain
Tneteil soon be little Days enough
|: 70 make the week again."
|. "A little boy was advised by his father to
use Illustrations in lis conversation whenever
7. they Should occur to him. "for." continued
ths parent, there is no more fozribls way OF
conveying OF expressing your meaning
Shortly after the boy Was lectuzed on gensr-
;osity- 'ltts better to give than to receive.
Johnay--far batter. Tho Bibls ss5s 20, and I
ssJ so. Illustrate it, papa think I will
understand yoa better. Father could not
see tho application.
-Alsosphezpc,l knowledge, s.ys the Dam
illustrated in our schoo's. i boy beius asked
' What ~ misss" vaguely responded. :. An
=" What's the difference bstween tho Sorsh
Fols and :nuth pcie ?: Why. all thedf1er-
euce in the wotld." replied lady unwit-
tngly; and thAt'a the answer.
"A man was bo,st,ng to Lo:d Palme-ston,
al spend hslf my INCOME In charity, ASSURE
you; do, indeedI I givo thousaEds Of
pounds away. Gens-osity covers esnythine."
.t1pcluaing moaestS, sometimes" added Ills
Lordahip.
Some few srars ence one OF tbs cIerka in
= prominent b1IAnE houss OF Albany, having
had a,s i:timstiou that it WAS int anded to dis
penss will his ssrvices, boldly entered the
private eifiee ef he P5es,len: and I'D: NJ.
intercsts Of this bank require that eitlar you
or myself should leave its eervice. AZ Jou sse
tte leading owner Of the bank. snd hare
large family 10 e.;pi'oti, hAyo concluded to
leave yon in your ao=ition and seti-s u1sess."
Tie young man.: :-etreu."
-E1esiircolored gloves are the l:teet fash
ion The advantage is. t1at at 4 little DIS
tancs no one notices thas you've got them on,
except In Pittsburgh
"A peEpasete smdsyy School ta1ser uuded
long stoT5 thus: "Anl now, ny young
tliendr, the names Of those two bors we're
Thomas and PMlandar. Thenas, I have told
you, VAS bad boy, and vsnt down-doUn-
down. fbuanlsr was . good boy, and went
before 5ou.'
The la;c Justice Smith Thompson, who
waa tie immediate :.redeseasor Of Juatice
Nelson, op the Euilel States Supreme Bench,
vas bF no nsans ave1se 70. the delights OF ;
dnas5 dese aes Tets e. e.. 1a ind
what heartily 81 tho house OF = gentleman emi-
neEt At Tie bar, where .he entertainment waa
prolonged into tho
But next morning he waa promptly II court,
conversation with son OF the guests Of sba
pravleus evening. One Of these, fs1l1.,
th.t' the glod Judge might have suffered
frum ths acridant OF hospitality" (&s SIr.
Nehster once 9naintiy observed, y said to Elm
'tWel], Judge. hope SOU nIa feeling well
to-day" ''Yes, air, tEsnk you; quite Wall,
tir. have tuA.1taken Agin cocktail, 4is, aud
II las ACTED Ike scu :e:facs'is-it hae rer;oe.t
Esy judj1ueaL"
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