Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-05-19
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

a EVERY scard,player knows good deal.
"THE weigh of the world-short
! A LEAP in the Dark Jumping down q
coal mine. .i iaaf l3I'33 i9H1a ~
sTHR bow OF q ship Is not evidences Of it's
politeness. Y a8 ,ba lat iiJ ra3 -
,DIsAaREEABLB and impertinent-R Ruin
staring q person in the face.
Puseh thinks thata min race comes un-
der the head q aquatic sportgsGf 43 .
II man makes beast. of himself ct
dinner, does he become the lion OF the
partyf yAiL
: THERE ia, q man in town 30 ,bashful
that he seldom gets acquainted with the
facts. t]i@ @' 9ltir4 isf ! .E}5f8e1.
VIXEN man becomes 4 wreck by in
temperance, you will generally find that
wreck high and dry. j, at, ~ s,f5.t -.
AMIsERABLE old bachelor observes that
he looks an Ter the marriage head for the
news Of the weak, .i}Io, al .istsH .
WHY Is a man lifting side of bacon of
a hook to be pitied Because he's q poor
creature (pork reacher). 1917
"ONE thinE,,n said an old topper, "wss
never seen comm through the rye' am
that's the kind o. whisky one, gets nova
days." 49, 49,
WHAT IL the difference between a DON
key and the only empire in South Amer.
cal The one brays well and the other
Brazil.
CHIEF ENaINEER McLAUGH1N,, Of Mil
waukee, asserts that q table spoonful Of
sulphur thrown into o. fire place will ex-
tinguish the heaviest fire that may be
burning In the chimney. .,t
s THE Greatest Joinet-The lawyer, he
can place tenant, e,np0nnea q jury, boz q
witness, bore the court, chissl . client,
Gugur the gains, floor witness, cut his
board, nail the case, hammer the desk, file
his bill, and sh0ps whole community. ~
"WHAT is your business - asked Judge
of a prisoner at the bar. "Wsb 4 sposs
you might call me . locksmith." when
did YOU work a. that business l" Last
night, whehll heard the cab for the per-
lice, an / made q bait for the azaa door," s
A CITIZEN of Kings County, Ireland,
recently had his nose cut off by band OF
rufians, and naturally thought that he
was horribly disfigured for lite. a Dub,
lin surgeon, however. thought otherwise,
and has succeeded in forming new nose
from the flesh and skin of the forehead,
which 10 declared 70 look far better than
the old one, ..p'4q FL 4n9qqg a %,
The story going the rounds Of the little
boy who refused to pray for his brother,
"because he killed my little kitten this
morning." reminds an exchange Of an
other little fellow, who, after repeat,
ing the Lords Prayer, was accustomed
to extemporize, which on one occasion he
did thus: + Please, God, bless papa and
mamma, snd-and-and If you're . mind
OF, you may bless Aunt Efae, but ! don't
much care" Rol ait'9 sffa mo IL
INs school examination, q lady appeal
ed to the self consciousness of the children,
| and tried TO teach them little about their
sensea They knew they saw. and heard.
but it was revelation to them that they
saw with eyes and heard with ears; % the
lady sAid TO them: "Y0u' have hosea,
what are they fori" There was . dead
silence, and at last one, adventurous W
chin replied: PLEASE, ma'am, TO- pe
/ tipod. nlf3le ~ hHga % .@7slR "
TN following are ~ r"deadly dina
- viewed by an editor :gs. IA. .ai.gas
~ 4. Boring him when be a writing.
Q. Boring him when He ID not writing.
8.aRsadins hi sxchAhgss wtthDas par.
1:lins ;, pssrni..io0n' W y read ii. y:
3 5, Heoking hil sciseors when the devD
i ID clapqsipg for !" ozieinaw matter. \, .sls
8. Laying profane hands on his pro0fa
Z, 7..Asking him who sXs OF "Qufdnunc"
ID or il. @ in . Coroner" is. / ogRt - ilss
TEn following 10 redommended BY Mr..
Tihkham. Of Kansas; "Cslomel 10 one
81 the very best remedies Tor notes or
chat III the ieye Of horses or cattle. HAD
/ : dow that got an oat chat ON tho eye
ball which resisted al efforts II, removal,
Her eye becAfhe 10 swollen lhe couM mot
open Az And whitef nm hAds begun to
grow upon the ball. / WAS speaking -
one of my aneighhors about il; he RECON-.
mended the above remedy, which ] ap-
Sled GLOWING It Into the eye withA eoOse
Suilll about tie hulk 0e . grain LOT wheat
Twenty,four hours, after no, one; would
nave Supposed anything had ever Ailed
The sg4 Aknow ocUlhe4l nAtaneaeWhet9
il has bearassd With eQnal suceefa" d,
l. T3AA San anc,ssa 40 sa1sinsA