Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-11-04
Genaralitios.

NNAaNA ahARiSss
Sixteen babies were born In one
ward of Fon du Lac, ona day re-
Gently.
One Of the miserics OF life II TO
| he beaten In an argument, and inn
mediately afterward To think of
| some expression which would have
annihilated your opponent.-E Y
| Led9cr.
"A lady who keeps hens i'm Du-
huque, had two of them struck Ly
lightning. they were not killed but
have ever since tue accident laid
hard boiled eggs.
A Western Cornela thus matters
nally addresses her eldest Jewel
My daughter, you are now fifteen
years of age, engaged to be married,
and without freokle on your face.
have done my duty.
The Lacrosse Lc0dcr Il rcspour
sible for the following: Not long
| since, while one OF the river boats
was taking on some live stock, among
the lot was one large gray mule, that
refused to walk the staging. The
mate sung out 10 roustabout 10
Twist his tail, and he'd come A
corcner's jury have decided that tie
man came to his death by obeying
oriers."
After a marriage ceremony had
been performed in one of the churches
IN Adrian, Mich, the bride, when
receiving the congratulations of her
friends, shed tears, according to the
usual custom, Mt the sight Of which
the groom followed suit, and cori~
ously. After his friends had sue
cccded IN calming him, he said he
couldn't help II, for ho felt o. bad
about it as she did.
"A young man in Bridgeport,
! Conn.,, who Is a candidate for doublo
| blesseIness, recently went to church
where marriage was to be consum-
mated to see how the thing Is done.
He was refused admission To tho
body of the house, as the seats were
reserved for the guests; but nothing
daunted he retreated, put on pair
of white kids, marched. boldly in
and had seat with the best of them,
On Friday evening last, . furi-
Gus whirl-wind stuck the tent OF
Van Amburgh Il Co., who were ex.
hibiting at Belleville, Rirhland Co,
Ohio, tearing ii from its moorings,
strewing the canvas around promis-
cuously, and even overturning some
Of the cages OF animals. There was
"A fearful hubbub for time, the ami
mails bowling, and the humans
screaming, yelling, cursing, aud inn
p!oring, in their phrenzy of fright.
| The elephant took advantage of the
confusion to escape To the country,
but was soon overtaken and secured.
Quite n number of persons were in
lured, n littlo~girl aud n man serious
Iy. The little girl, Ii Is stated, has
since died. The names of the i'm
! jured have not been learned.
A young man from Boston or
thereabouts was lately travelling on
Western railroad, when there entered
the car an elderly lady, the matron
OF the Indiana state prison, at Jetler-
sonville, accompanied 10y her daugh-
ter, beautiful as well as accomplish
ed. but very mischievous young lady
of eighteen. The young man imme-
diately "took shine 10 her." and
after much managing obtained seat
by her side, and endeavored to Iced
her into conversation. This she,
in her vivacity aud roguishness, wes
not at all 10Th to accept, and tho
youngster was fairly intoxicated
with her brilliant repartee and tho
music of her low, sweet voice-"that
excellent thing In woman" After O.,
this had gone on as long as the old
lady thought proper, she took seat
beside the young AdDnis. and said.
Young man, you are total stranger
TO me; but IL Is my duty to warn you
of impending evil. That young lady
is just out of State prison" IL is
needless to say the young man wilted.