The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1870-03-05
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thimm1n ioHofh In iile 4mHhfm
rid'e Thw hundreds Vim b.
io'.oe q y fbn hundreds. asd
other hunirrd. iy ibou.ah.h. anhl
eln Knows bHt wo shali aoe then,
strung along NE lgnks NJ tho al
Fp IIke garden auts. building
numcuco lsotos sod v,leomine mil.
hont oi aercH of laud capable Of
pfoduchg a million balas of gold.
bearing cotton to thc million aeefs,
a talking-mateh lately came on
at New Orleans for Eve dolhr %
-idc. licoutiuuJdfrthirteen hours.
The rivals being q Frcnchman and
ID Kcntuckian. The liv.s'andcrs
and judges were aIl talked to .lcep.
and when they woke up in the NOR
ming thcv found The Frenchman
dead and the kcnluckian whisper
ing In his car.
oh, the wretch. A miserable
specimen of a male man says that
giving the ballot to women would
not amount to much, Tor none Of
them would admit that they were
old enough TO vote until they were
too old TO take any interest in poll
tics.
An empty coScomb, after having
cngrosscd the attention Of u compa-
ny for some time with himself and
his petty alliances, observed to DR..
Parr that he could never 60 out
without taking cold in his head
"No WONDER" said tho doctor pct
tishly "you always 60 out without
any thing in It."
"If ever you think Of marrying a
widow, my son" said an anxious
parent to his heir, "seloct one whose
first husband was hung; that is the
only way to prevent her throwing
, his memory in your face, and ma
king annoying comparisons" Ever
that won't prevent it, exclaimed a
crusty old bachelor; 'llthenpraise
him, andsay hanging would be too
good for you.
t "None but the brave deserve the
# fair"--and none but the brave can
Il live with some Of them.
"Dick," said a certain lawyer to
a countryman who was considered
more fool than knave, "what should
you call the two greatest curiositics
in the world?" "Why," said Dick
San honest lawyer anda river on
fire."
An old woman received a letter
and sapposing it to be from ono o
her absent sons, she called on d per
9 son near to read it to her. He ac
cordingly began to read, +" Dea
q mother" then making . stop to fin'
10 out what followed (as the writing
10 was rather bad), the old lady cx
claimed, "Oh, tits my poor Jerry
10 lie always suffered
~ At late trial somewhere IN Vci
- mont, the defendant, who was no
\ familiar With tho multitude Of fword
- the law employs to make a very tr
- - fling charge, after listening Will
h to tho reading of the indictnen
- jumped up and said, @'Thcm 'ere oil
!. cations are false, and that ere all
q gator knows itl'
rs "Bill," said ono apprentice to al
i'll other, "my boss isa tctter man {
rn work for than your old man. NJ
tic boss amt always round his shop i
ON terfering with his own business"
!, @Biddy,' said lady to her sc
- - want, 81 wish you would step ov
and see how old Mrs. Jones is tn
- morning" In a few minutes Bid'
returned with the information tn
~ Mrs. Jones was seventy-two yea
:. seven months and two days old.
ali There is man IN Buffalo Of 50
one punctual habits that he carries J
fest watch in his coat-tail pocket, 50
avs to be always @ahead Of time
will When he sits down in church lc
her. generally con time
and
Mo- A Hoboken editor being chal'
M. ged, sent word in reply: "Whe