The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1870-01-22
VARIOUS rTEsGs.

fneHe are gypefes ~ WeessSn Asan
see.
The new Lord Mayor Of londoa 4 =
printer.
Pigs Eye is the name Of town IN
Minnesota.
London has 100, 900 bad women, which
is one in thirty.
An Ohio horse has just died st the
age of ifty-one
Paris has widow that has been mar
ried eleven times.
The Methodists have nine bishops and
1851 preachers.
Immigrants are pouring into Kansas at
the rate OF 1000 daily.
Live oak is being shipped from Ellar
vile, Fla, to San francesca.
A crystal wedding g-Marrying . maG
with glass eye.
A silver wedding Marrying . man
whose night trait is to stay at homo.
A wooden wedding-bfarrying board.
ing-school girl with shingled hair.
A linen wedding Marrying nearly . :
year too late.
Why is the sun good loaf? Because
its light when it rises.
The Methodists have twenty-three col
ieges-with $500 students-and Eve
theological seminaries.
A London importer of Australian beef
furnishes a meat dinner, well cooked and
nutritious, for two cents.
| The Russian Admiral Karpof COM
mander of the Malakcf ToUer during the
seige Of Sebastopol, is dead
A Sunday school has been recently
started with thirty three scholars by =
Government employee at Sitka.
The voting at the Ecumeuical CouneM
is to be done with red, white, and blue
balls, tocxpress assent, dissent, and doubt.
A Glasgow firm is likely to get the
| $500 prize offered by Brazil for the
best method Of preserving meat for ex-
portation.
An Illinois professor has collected one
hundred and thirty varieties of shells and
eighty offossils, in Fulton county, in that
| State
A Mr.. Bourne, who began life a. =
carrier for the Providence Journal, now
returns the second largest income in Cali.
fornia.
The forms of good breeding have been
properly compared to the cotton and
other soft materials placed between chins
vases to prevent their beiDg broken by
collision.
A farmer out West, in announcing his
willingness to take wife, declares that
as he is himself in cloucr, he has no OBJ
jections to take lady in ,Oeeds.
Wordsworth cautious studious friend
against +" growing DOUBLE" but the girls
think it is the best thing young man
can do.
A witness in Richmond (ya.) court,
the other day, told the judge to "hush
his mouth, as he couldn't talk to two men
at once" had an opportunity to reflect
upon his rudeness in Jail.
The Pacific is overjoyed that q sort Of
unfermcnted wine suitable for sacra-
mental purposes" has been discovered.
We can well conceive Of the dangerous
sinfullness Of using ordinary wine on
such occasions.
They have man in Jail in Marshall
county, Mississippi, and don't know how
he got there or why he was sent. What
is worse, he won't come ont until the next
Court apologises for the mistake.
Among other names mentioned in
Democratic circles for next Governor
of California, we hear that of s. b. Axtell,
member Of Congress from the First
District
The Central Pacific Railroad Company
broke ground December 3 lst, at Wilson's,
two miles this side Of the San Joaquin
river, on their proposed road up the
valley.
1t is said that California horticultu-
rist grows IN his garden English walnuts,
almonds, figs, biackberries, strawberries,
peaches, psuuIs, nectaSines, bananas, lines,
oranges, grapes pears and apples.
The Wipona (Minn.) Reps6lisan Of
from the time the floating ice in the
Mississippi began to freeze SO as to re-
main stationary, people were crossing the
river upon it.
Governor Stafford, of Arizona, has ap.
pointed DR.. Il. Phelps, Of Tucson, his
Adjutant- General. The Prescott Miner
says: The Governor is little, but thas
little is, We judge, composed Of tho right
sort of material He is as full Of vim n
an egg is of neat, and will do his utmost
to place the Territory ina peaceful and
prosperous condition.
} A good Methodist minister, who lived
on very small salary, was greatly troub-
: led at one time to get his quarterly
, iustallment. He had called . number
of times, but each time put of with some
excuse. At length he went to his stew
e ard, and told him he must have his money,
: for his family were suffering for the nec'
: essaries Of life.
Lucretia Borgia is described by the arta
of the dTamatist as female monster,
whose damning record is uneqaeIIed 10
!, the annals Of history, but an English
: |gentleuan has been employed Of hte ~
writing her biography at length !; sse e
proves q at least declares il to be proved
: to his satisfaction, that Madame Lssrsti,
! was . most excellent and sweet seuPsEee
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