The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-11-18

RARAaaArzs.
Miscellaneous Items.

Foul water-a duck pond. s
, PLAIN savans-the Osages. r.a
8 A SPOTTED tail-a peacock.
A DEAD set-thoss killed in battle.
GAME is abundant in Arkansas.
In Paris, butter is 81 pound.
THEY are catching smelt down East.
In Nevada, sheepskins are legal tender
CoURTIY Indians-the O-gal-lallA Sioux
A SHARP piece of literature: The lancet
PLEADING at the bar: Begging for {
drink.
TIE round of domestic lie: A hoop.
skirt.
The Texans are severely attacked by dip.
liberia. f-f
DIAMONDs were first polished and cut in
1439. e-i.
WHAT is home without motherf On
short.
An exit-Paying an X fer your wife's
bonnet.
BLoomSroN, Illinois. isto have q baby
show. @ @ 20
New YoRK has 1900 cheese factories in
operation. -f --
A1ARGE Swedish emigration to America,
is anticipated. s-r-
SANDY Hn1. N. Y, has paper called the
''Saw Mill"
A HINT to suburbans-save the dead
leaves for the garden. r
The making of good fitting coat is only
matter OF form.
The property of New Orleans is assessed
at s14l, ,3O4. .162. 1. ,.f.g ~
How TO build hcase for nothing-use
freeston-Pu Punch -s....5- ~
NINE new steamboats, are now being built
az Plttsburg, Penn. -.
ANEW savings bank is TO be established
at Columbus, Georgia. alr -..5
THERE is great activity in England in en-
listments for the army.
TIE whole neighborhood of Talbotton,
Ga, was married last week. -f..
TIE Prince Imperial of Japan is taking
piano lessons of Yankee.
JAPAN initiates the United States, with q
neutrality proclamation.
TzKzsHNe machines have killed forty
persons in Iowa this season
BEARS are plentiful in the mountains
above San Antonio, Texas.
TIE Montgomery exhibitors all took
prizes at the Opehka, (Ala.) fair.
A DYING Georgian has directed an old
well to he used as his grave.
LOUISVILLE continues to groan over hen |
departing Southern trade. %.
WHAT is it that nobody wants, yet no.
body likes to lose2-A lawsuit
The averags production of new war
songs in Germany is two day.
BEING always little late is an unfortunate
characteristics of some men,,
BRIDE of SO aud a groom of SO we're re-
Gently married in New Hampshire.
TIE prohibition ticket in Ohio received
about 3, ,000votes-
No class put more real feeling into their
vocation than the pickpockets,
NINE thousand acres of good land IN
we're recently sold for $32, 900.
OIDNE uotAicIo dEc OCCOullk NcIy DODQ-
lar men, Everybody wants to see them.
FAILING down stairs with glasses on de-
stroyed an old lady's sight in Maryland
WHY is pig with twisted tall like a !
ghost in HAmlet?-Because it could tail {
unfold.
HowEvER much pawnbroker's shop may
De crowded, it is always q lodn-sllm place.
LAWRENCE, Kansas, boasts of twelve &
,hurches and twenty houses Of prostitu- {
ion.
In pocket-picking as in almost every !
hing else, a man never succeeds until he I
,ets his hand IN. ra liz
liz game of cards good deal depends
N good playing, and good playing on q /;
,ood deal 3r =
A SEEMING contradiction: Money which 4
5 got extremely easily may be said to be d
lardly earned. 9
Ar Pittsburg, collector went to dun g
ebtor. who got SO indignant that he shot
he collector. Z
THE cattle disease has DESTROYED over a,
90 COWS this season in the vicinity of q
knoxville. E-.-, 81
SADLY SO: The French wanted not Ber- b
n wool, but Berlin worsted.-bus they've al
cen disappointed. ll
SELMA, Alabama, has public library = =
was established by the chamkss cf COM a,
lerce Of that city. II
MEN honor sincerity, ana the creed of q
7ery cline is this: '.An kzaest mans :ae ye
oblest work OF God" af
The Choctaw council is "a se=S.or at
rmstrong academy, 80 miles southeast of
oggy Depot, Ark. r.
LAFAYETTE, Indiana, complains that he- bJ
reefs are paved with 1.-TWO fest OF old it
lots and hoop-skirts." w
TIE overcoat thieves, who do such an
irving business during the winter, have an
ready begun operations BE
DURING 1869 there were sold by II manu- M
,turing companies in this country $780, ne
sewing -machins, en'
IT is no. what we do, it is not our his ha
~ that makes us divine-it is what We NJ,
3, and what We are to be forever. 10
GEN. WnLICH, Of Cincinnati, who did bu
od work in our war, is In Frankfort-on. hir
e-Main. an
OVER 200 900 Bibles, Testaments, and
.cts have been distributed to the Ger mi
N troops and prisoners. an
CHEAPER meat is demanded by all class no
The exorbitant profits of middlemen In
, the cause Of the high pricee. ne
4 New YoRK paper has discourse upon n
,ying as Political Force" Upon which ~.
other paper, commenting, says that 'Ly- 10
! has become political necessity" ~,
TIE matrimonial market is reported vii
sk in Hickman, Ky. The Courier quotes anc
rriageable ladies from 16 to Is years in ma
ID demand for fair to prime. 20
l sTRNaER stepped into New Orleans bel
oon, called for drink, and, putting Gee
Rn two-dollar bill, wrote upon the back sno
it ''the last Of 500" as vsledictory. the
N nine cases out of ten the biggest bigot his
the world is the man who breaches up .
erality, and the man who can hate you NJ
rst is he who addresses you in loftiest cbi
rases. az
/ BOY of IL years of age, sentenced to the
in the Chicago reform school est
escaped from it p times in success ion II
declares he will not stay there. ont
)SE of the religious papers has 9 con- car
nnation of those popularity seeking mel
achers who give ''hogshead Of words sati
avery mint of sense. which Ia none too dro