Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-03-03

ing strait to b sometAing that would
beat two pairs"
M Company hee made larger divi-
1endl ttah th0. washington 1t the same
|peri4d Of ~ history and no company
stand tO-dayy on e Armer basis Of se-
curity
"A young lady in California broke
her neck while resisting the attempt Of
young man to kiss her. Young ladies
should be very careful net to resist such
sttempta 1t IL extremely dangetous.
-Gaid 4 youngster, in high glee, dis
plying Ills purchase to 3 bosom friend on
IheadeMalk: tive cocoernuta for ten
celtel that win make ma dck . moryDwJ
and I wont have TO 60 70 school"
-6opndiAGp show tAat tie bottom Of
] the -, 9 the greatest depth, = covered
81 cOnGnuous mAes, extending over
many miles.in extent Of what may be
considered one single animal It II
thought TO form the lowest stage OF AMI
nal Gfe on the globe.
Mother, what did father pray to Gen.
sral Grant 20 much in church for ye6ter-
dayl"' asked the bright little daughter Of
Ministerial friend lately. II don't know
that he did, sia" "Why, yes; don't you
knows He was always saying, Grant,
We beseech thea" f-,es,.- atft..4
Two stock farmers In California had
q dispute - 70 whether Cashmere goats
or fine- blooded sheep furnished the finest
meat. A jury was appointed, and about q
hundred persons partook Of the barbecue
with which the trial was celebrated. The
jury decided in favor Of the:goat BY vote
ofeD4 ,,..y t1-e.I.,e', s.,t Z
Says the Louisville Courier: When
yoa Gene 70 look = Il properly, there 10
Of Chicago has ever been converted to
one wife six weeks at : time naturally
sands aghast at the thought of attempt
ing to live with fifteen or twenty, II
The following Il the form Of the
pledge which the Congressional Temper
ance Bociety proposed should be admins
tered throughout the country on the 22d
Of February. I'VE, the undersigned, do
pledge our truth, faith, and honor, that
we viii not use intoxicating liquors ~ .
beverage, nor traffic in them !; that We will
uOt utui6u tuSm - M BIIlCl0 VI fcuJcI'
tainment, or for persons In our employ
ment, and that In al suitable wsys we will
discontinue their use. 20 ~ adj fed8
IA "A sensible young lady, who is not
suffering 90 much for suffrage as some Of
her sisters, thus poetizes her wants:
600 l4iIwanta man whose only thought p y
4 al who ssv se1 sss - .s Sss he's brought i
3..,a 57, A something for Hts OYn;..
Who Aeems to have hundred hands
.fc.,En To shelter me In storm, AY.s <I4
Who seems to have hundred fans
ID 81 90 When am very warm. 1885, iG@ n
Who worried is to hear me cough, (.
n ii . But lows TO Near fns read, i10s I
Who always takes my rnbbers of!
VI fH~ y Al II Ab0s IL what need. Pr 39f8 q
/, 49,. A spayk who kIndles by degrees, n. ;,
- @ia Until see him drop ''lt ~
Df To pop the question on his knees, sfa
Then fly to question Pop"
The late George Peabody, though he
gave away millions, was exceedingly close
in al matters Of personal expenditure.
When In Portland3he invariably hired an
old rattletrap hack, the driver of which
charged fifteen cents instead of twenty
five. The story goes that when he was
last in Portland, and was invited to
dinner party, he took the fifteen cent car
riage. As the driver approached the
house where the dinner was given, and in
front of which large number of fine
hacks and splendid family carriages were
drawn mp, he rose In his seat and bawled
out at the top of bis voice !" Get out of
the way there, and make room; I've got
the biggest toad in the puddle.