The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1870-04-07
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face or it.
But thare il Quite 100 oten put up jobs
in It,
It Is an cid institushion. older than The
pyramids and az phplI OF hyrogliphics
thAt nobody can parse
!. History holds its tongue who the pair
Tsaz who first pat on the silken harness,
and promised 10 work Kind in it thru
thick and thin, np NH and down, and on
the level, rain or shine, survive or perish,
sink or swim, drown or lote.
But whoever they ,waS, they must have
=sade a goqa th;rg Of IT. or. so menny ov
theFr boafsr3fy would not hev harnessed
up since and drove out.
Thare IL a CRATE moral grip to marriage
it Is ihe tqQrtsr tAat holds the, sooehal
bricks together -. -.
But their amt 5ut darn fe4 phofks
who put their saoSey in matrimony who,
coaFs Net 5o~a and give a good writer
opinynn viii on arth they cum Todd it,
This is a CRATE proof that it IL one ~
them natret kind ov acksidents that must
happen. jist az birds ay ont oy tAe nest,
when they hav ksshers etug, wAAout
beina sE+e Fsv7 seT' thJ.. s...,
Suah marry for buty, and na3er diskov-
er their mistake this il lucky.
Sum marry Cor money, and doa't see IT,
SuTg RarFsg. FOR Pedgres, and feel big
FOR SIX Eaonths5 and then very sehsisTy
sum few the conclusion taat pedigree aqhe
no better than skim milk
Sum marry bekaws they Raj Sin ESgh4
sse&. suea where else this il a cross
EaatcN,' a bay and = sorfeI, pride nay
make it endnraSle
Sum Eaarr7 Scr lo7e without a cen. IN
their pocket nor friend in the world.
ner y crop ov pedigree. This looks dess
Psrate, but it is the strength 90 IKE gene.
If marrying for love amt success then
matrimony Is dad beet
Sum marry 5ecaa3e tge3 thiak w:ri1nin
wal be scss'es tez.f yeary ana 1--we to Won
der Acw the crop holds out.
Sum marry TO ees r:d of therhseiEes.
and discover that rhe game waz one that
+ rye. sqa] play att and neither win
Sum marry rAtr can't tell why, ans
live. they can't fell how. -,
.:Sum marry the second time tv 4ss ever
and iAie i p .ga7ibiua tsstse--rle more
Sum marry tew De happy, and not find
ing, wonder where all the happiness goes.
to when it dies
AsGaost e7erysUa5 gets married, and IS
q good JOKE: 80
Sum slrisr*y n ''llt:5te; and tleri sit dows
and think it carefully over.
+ Sum think it over careful fuet i, aHd then
set down and marry.
:Rnthfwa3s f3gfi Z, f tz;ey at t9tt irnstrke
SUR I2arry rakes to convert taem.
This IS little risky, and takes a smart
missionary. TO do it. s., ~.
Sum raarry ceqIetts 2 This u Ike 9uy-
ing poor farns hearty nlortgaged, and
working tie balance OF pour days to clear
oph the mortgages. ...5.,......
Married lie haz its ci1airnces;a and Ills
IL jnst what gives it its Ra-e-.. Every
soddy lu9S tes phoof with the chances, ,bA-g
kause every boldly expects tew win. But
( am Authorised tew state tlaat eEeryScddy'
doat wsiu,
But, after al, 'aat4ieT fife il fdiV az;
certain as dry goods bizness.
No man can swear ezacktIy WHERE he
will fetch up when he touches calico.
Emo man kan tell jet what calico. has
made up its mind 10 do next
Calico don't know, esen, herself
|, Dry goods OF all kinds IL ths chiidi ow
c:rcunisiansis.
L Sum never merry. but .l,;s IL JUST azs
risky the disease il the sa1s.e, with an
other name 10.
The man who stands on the Banks;
shi7efiug, and dassent, il more apt tew
ketch cold than him who pitches hiz. head
fust into the river t,
There IL but few Ritc.he7er' n-afr7' BE-
lsaes they 'eont-they al. harksr and most
oR them. starre with bread' before them,
spread on botli'sides), Ust for the lack oV
grit. 54.s ~,
.lfarf5 g5,nyF il. nj; r1ottc.
I + hev tried it, and L kncFa veiaf AM
talking about.
If emmy bodtsagHes. yri'wiiii you' got mar :
ried Gift needs beN, tell HIM ;sOrs don't re-
| colLchy.
Marrfaggi5sR a. ssfs way to- g8ut6Ie-iF
| yu win, yu win a piIs.. asTtgif yoa'loge, 3u
don't lose emmy thing; only the privilege of
I living di5Irallg alone, and soaking YOUR
own feet. >~--,A,..z s,x.-s
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I .ttfferseis = but one good ercase for Esr-.
risgee>lrtesr.if6, and si1atf ia--a secoaes mar.
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