Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-01-28
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into it.
.Fusil ears-eorn raised for CONVEX
sion into whiskey.
The monogram that makes the most
matrimonial matches is
The merchant who has been forsom6
time bent on pleasure is at last broken
The Pope has sixteen red hats to die
/ pose of.
Parton says stanton died ''gloriouslg.
poor"
! When is a blow from lady yyeleOme2
When she strikes you agreeably.
Chicago has just paid a London
/ sculptor $4,000 fora soldiers mopu-
ment. .-s..
The Stanton fund has. reached $780,
900 and promises to grow much larger.
Old maids are described as "enlborB
from which the sparks have He'd
A Munich sculptor has cut and sold
103 Abraham Lincolns since 1888.
Emigration TO the United States IS
rapidly depopulating Sweden.
Burlington, Iowa, has a public libra
| ry of four thousand and nlnety-AVe
volumes.
Pay down when you buy and yon
won't have to pay up py-and-oy,
Wisconsin absorbed nearly yotWantF-
three Thousand omigrautsl last year.
A Boston paper warns artists that
/ drawing is infectious when it's sketch
! ing.
! Merely throwing cold water on a
/ performance is different thing from
drowning it with applause.
The regents Of the University OF
1 Michigan have unanimously voted 70
admit young women TO an depaFF
ments.
Hon. Cooper k Watson is about to
take up his Eesidenee in NOrWalzs
Arkansas is the latest state which.
has developed marble "equal TO tho.
finest italian. % .- l-e1i
only four 5iographers are, as yet an-
nOunced of George Peabody.
We call this an open winter because
| it is warm, yet the same kind ofWeath-
er in May is called close.
What we say to Incompetence is,
| lGo-OUGH land stay -sI7rlHGfeld
Republic. s
Buffalo girls are very saucy: MAY
see YOU homer" inquired LAD OF q
lass at church last Sunday. Eou may
see me anywhere you Like but you
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sponse.
It is believed that the adoption OF
the Fifteenth amendments WouAo Qdd
twenty thousand colored men TO the
voting population Of Missouri.
Grace Greenwood says That Edwin
/ M. stanton delighted Charles Dickens
/ by correctly repeating troml1t memory
/ whole pages In PicilWtck ana DaVlq
COpperfeld.
Senator Carpenter, of Wisconsin,
had to pay S325 get his Cuban speech
printed in the Milwaukee 6sHtfHeJ.
A Boston husband, for spite, cut on
the beautiful blonde hair Of his wttei
as she slept, and can't see her now
without ringing his mother-iu-law's
door bell.
1t is complained of Shakespeare that
he unnecessarily murdered Hamlet.
But he has been paid for it. a. great
many Hamlets have murdered SNAKE
speare.
Little three-year-Old Mary was play
ing with the kitten-carrying II by the
tail. Her mother told her she Wou!q
hurt pussy. "Whys no. won u sara
she; fI'm carrying it by the handle}'
Putnam county, Indiana, has given
property worth $4,000 to the Indiana
| Asbury University, to aid i'm the eree-
ton of new college buildings.
An Trishman who went 10 1--we in
! Scotland for short time QlQ nJ
/ like the country. 'tI was sick all the
time was there, said hei land lt
/ had lived there tin this time, fd been
dead year agoln
The State industrial School fer Girls
! in Connecticut is now ready to rec
ceiYe twenty inmates 1T is designed
for friendless, yagrant and vicious
girls between the age Of eight ana ms
teen.
The University ofthe Pacific, ct SAN
ia Clara, California, is teaching male
and female pupils in the same classes
The plan works WE'LL and the lnstitu-
ton is prosperous.
Horatfo Seymour has. been reelected
President Of the American Dairy yrn9l'a
Association.
Said an ambitious youth one day 20
lady: "DOn't you think I'D better
dye my moustache?" caressing the i'm
fant prodigy. ''I think if You let &c
alone it'll die itself, Z" said the lady.
"A young man living i'm Lafayette,
Ind, is humility personlne4s Ihe
other day he asked young lady ~ he
might -.be allowed the privilege oI go
ing home with her" and was indig-
nantly refused; whereupon he ln9ulf-
ed very humbly IL he might be .alloW-
ed to Sit on the fence and see her GO
By"
General smith, in Congress, while
delivering one ofthelOng prosy speech
es for which he was noted, said Go Hen
ry CLAY: 'Xou speak, sir, for the pres
/ ent generation, but speak for poster
/ ity." ayes" replied the great Ken
/ tuckiau, sand 10 seems you are reaulFs
/ ed to speak TIL your audience arrives
! Ulrieh de FOnville who, fortunatelys
was not killed by Pierre Bonapar5el
was in this country and served in tne
! Union army during the war. re was
| an aide-de-camp to General tLuseret
| in the Shenandoah valley campaign
and was af5erward transferred So lhe
| Typographical Corps, serving under
! General Warren to the close OF the
war.
The Governor of Minnesota has re-
| eeived a telegraph from JAY Cooke an-
4 nOuncinw that the contract tor the CON
] struction of the first section or the
/ Northern Pacific Railroad between
Lake Superior ana Red River has
4 been signed, and that work will COM
/ mence next month
FEMALE PHYsIQuE.
The Britannia, speaking Of che lack
OF physical development Of English
girls, tells them how TO bring about
! better state Of affairs:
nr Rba fNowtfnnmN fhfmup are very