Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-03-04
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The Peabody funeral was ninety-fgyr
days long.
A Benzinist is now called ga dis
guised disdllery.'
There are women BARRIERS 10 q shop on
Michigan street, Chicago.
The Office Of Woodruff. Claain q
company, on Wan street, scaled a ''fe-
male shaving shop"
ramos have fifteen different kinds Of
wood connected with them-besides .ha
! spruce young women who play.
I The hrst number Of a monthly ngdf-
cal journal, edited by the medical f4cuI-
ty OF the University Of Michigan. viii be
issued next month.
A Texas paper chronicles the hanging
Of horse-thiefundert the heading, The
Health Lift.
All the world a stage and life Is but
a span. This completes your turnout RI
you want 20 take ride New Work
Times.
/ A Connecticut paper says that profes-
sor S. z. Morse lis probabiv unequale5
in the use of chalk. The millcmen viii
be increduIous.-Cl Cincinnati Co0rnze21iEE
Why arc country girls cheeks IKE
good print dress Because they are
warranted TO wash and retain their color.
Beechcr says the thirteenth chapter of
first Corinthians is the most perfect de-
scuption Of a gentleman that was ever
written or thought Of.
Miss Tcnnie {. Clahin, the New York
brokcress, writes financial articles for
the Herald. Tennie says "Gold is
Cash. Tcnnie is more terse than original.
Mrs. Gen. Sherman is reported tohave
replied to a question mo. indeed
cannot wear diamonds while I bear in
mind that there are so many soldiers
widows and orphans deficient in the FIRST
necessaries Of life.
There is a difference between suunle.
ing a pulpit and Filling iG Olive
Wendell Holmes. announced on a GER .
tain occasion 70 fill an appointment made
for Rufus Choate, told his audience he
could never hope 10 iii Mr.. Choate
place, but he would, for little while.
endeavOr to rattle around ia e.
Nat M-was a queer genius. A
neighbOr found him one day az work at
an enormous wood-pile, saving awayf0r
dear life with an intolerably dull saw
why don't you sharpen your saw, Nata
asked the neighbor. Looking 90 with
an inimitably drol expression, 'I should
think had work enough to do 20 saw up
this wood-Pile, without stopping 70 shar-
pen saws.
A contemporary suggests that II driV-
ers would know, expermentally. how a
horse feels when his reins are twitched
and jerlled and "yanked," tho ey should
take a good sized board-nal into their
m ouths. and tying cord to either end
should give lively boy the ends and
let him Ya1lk them a while.
Mr.. GREELEY in a speech at a large
meeting held in New York, on Monday.
to provide an asylum for the wounded
and needy soldiers, told an amusing ans
ecdote Of a soldier whom he saw in
Washington while a procession was
passing, and when lady said % him
you are standing in front Of me. " be
answered: ''Yes, and that is Just where
have stood for the last five years"
They tell this story at the expense Of a
Virginia lawyer: Once upon a time,
when he had gained case. his opponent
.old him that he would appeal L, and be
replied: Very we'll; will meet you az
Malachi" But a brother lawyer Whis-
pered to him, ''Philippi, PhiliPpi, and
again he said ''Yery WE'LL adding
Malachi or Philippi, they we're both
good men,"
The late Colonel Rice. Of Kalamazoo.
was greatly annoyed by q lOng-Winded
bore, who persisted in relating 20 him, ~
great length, his many fights with the
Indians on the plains.
Cutting him short. with the manner of
one seeking valuable information, the
Colonel asked:
Air, which do you consider the
most dangerous the hsstils Indians. or
the Indians that fight on foot2' It work
ed.
An Arkansas preacher Of the Hard
shell Baptist persuasion announced that
0n the following Sabbath he should
preach agin Sunday-schools."
When the day arrived, he took for his
ext: Woe unto you, ScHbes and phar-
sees.
MY breethering, said he, char amt
larTy text in this yer Bible that warent
suv to us for a rule, and guide. and
Now, my breethering,
when we want hOss 70 stop when hcis
5ettin too rcarzk,f' we sing out ter that
'er hoss, woc-ah. So the Bible, seem
her Scribes and Pharisees striLin' our
90 reachin' a gait-ltke these yer Snn-
teAla1S-says to them, woe
h."
This finished the Sunday-school for
hat year.-HeaT1h and Home.
RAZL WAY PASSES