The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1870-06-24
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THE TzRoBs OF SCIENCE.
s9x. BREr HARrz or cA1IponSA
ite
1rssiae al Tasis Mountain aud my name is Truth
I'll james;
lam not up to small deesit nor any sinful games
And III ten in staple Language whst kn0"
about The row
That broke up our s0oiety upon the stepl'iA''-
But frs. would remark that it is not a proper
Far a5v scientific gent to whale his fellow man
h~s If = ms8nSer don't agree with his peculiar
r,,.v oit' ,or ts., same member for to ''putahcad"
on him.
No,hinv could be fnor or more beautiful 10 see,
Tsa1 tbe frss six months proceedings of that
same society
TIL Brown of oslnveras brought lot of fossil
rha.ho found within the tunnel near the tsne-
znsnt Of Jones.
Then Brown read a paper and he reconstructed
there,
From these same bones, an animal, that was ex-
tremely rare;
And Jones then asked the chair for a suspension OF
the rules,
TIL be could prove that these same bones were one
Of his lost mules.
Then Brown he smiled bitter smile and sid his
greatest fault
Was that he had been trespassing on Jones tam
ily vault.
He was the most sarcastic man, this quiet Nh
Brown,
And on several occasions he had cleaned out the
town.
Now I hold it is no. decent for a scientific gent
To say another Is an ass-at least TO all intent;
Nor should the individual who happens to be
Reply by heayipg rocks at him to any great extent
Then Abner Dean of Angel raised q point of order
when
A chunk of old red sandstOpe took him in the alb
d0men;
And he smiled sort Of sicly smile, and curled up
on the floor,
Aud the subsequent proceedings interested him
no more
Then, in less time than write it, every member
did engage
Inawarfaro with the remnants Of q palsozOic age,
And the way they heaved those fossils, in their
anger, was SIM
And the sIuu Of an old monarch oayed the head 81
Thompson in
And this is all have to say Of these improper
games,
For 1 live al Table Mountain, and my name is
Truthful James
and I'vs told in simple language what know
about the row
That broke up our society upon the stanislaus
qhe Delaware Democracy After SEN
ator Revels.
Nasby attended a meeting ofprom-
inent DelewareDemocrats lately, and
writes the following story as related
thereat;
Two NV the best Dimocrats pres
ent related their recent experience
in Washington. Their idee ov Sen
ators he'd bin formed Of Salisbury,
and they sposed wuz all like him.
Ben in Washington they deter
mined to bear testimoney agin the
admission ov nigger Senators to de-
grade their Representatives. So
they decided to visit all the public
places, which, from their knowledge
of Senatorial life they sposed Sena-
tors visited, and demand eff they
sold likker to Rerels, and eff the
anser wuz in the affirmative they
wood walk out Indignantly. They
went so fur ez % orgsninze the lit
tie speech they wuz to git off on them
which shood confess to admittin a
nigger to ther bar.
Sir" they proposd to say to him,
"Sir! we are proud Caucashens, and
we can't cOuntenance an admiXture
ov inferior races with us. Keep
your Hkker, sir, for niggers-white
men have no biznis here.
sDo you sell ikker to Revels?"
they askt NV the first one.
mo, sir" was the first response,
whereupon they took a drink.
Immejitly they entered another.
'Do you sell likker to Revels?"
mo, sir!' whereupon they took a
drink with him, and so on eight or
ten times, drinkin at each bar which
gave that anser, to show their ap-
preshashen ov men Who coodent
degrade themselves by dealin with
an inferior race. The twelfth place
"S'll liker to RevelsY"
''No, sir"
"Set' EN- up! 'Rah for Constooshn
and Anierikiry for white men,"
And takin ther tods they swung
out into another one.
eLiker to RevelsY"
sNo, sirm hs
"S'm up. 'Meriky for white men.
'Rah." -ta
And into still another one.
'Likker Revels?"
mo, sir"
"1ikker fr us zen. Meri-(hic)
ky f'r wife men. 'Rah-(hic)."
The next place finished one ov
en-. He gasped, "D-n Rev" and |
sank lovinly on the buzzum ov his
mother earth. The other wuzn't so |
far gone, OWN to his sooperiorm ment- |
al organizashen. He reeled Off in
brown study, and. went up to the
Capitol. Returnin in about an hour. |
he shook up his friend.
"Mordeky," sed he, "git up. Nor |
deky, we've bin deceived. Mordeky, |
we might go all over every sl-(ic)
-s'loon and not find a single place
where they sell likker to Revels.
Mordeky, that ape-like degraded in
ferior bein is Methods preecher,
and don't drink a d-n drop ov
uothin."
Delusion Of Girlhood
The following is a bit of Fanny |
Ferns experience:
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