The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1870-06-18
News from Exchanges.

daughter worth s250,0Q0e
Chicago is to have hotel, with $50
rooms, costing s2,500,000.
Seven Philadelphia girls married bo-
gus Counts last year.
There are fifteen thousand men who
can't find wives in Kansas.
A good way to find woman out-call
when she isn't at home
It may interest some readers to know
that the Kakebeka Falls are on the
Kamauistiquia river.
An Illinois paper attempts to tell its
readers the meaning of word which it |
spells "plebilisum."
A rural editor of Indiana thinks |
splebiscitum" is new kind of French
biscuit, something like Boston cracker. |
The Siamese twins have not spoken to
each ether for month, owing to a diff |
Guilty about receipts.
Gov English of Connecticut, is accus-
ed of spelling which (which" which is
not English.
Three workmen on a building were
struck by lightning at Chicago, on Sat
urday, and instantly killed.
Olive Logan says: cit is time the men
lift thes white women to their lips"
They often do SO.
An immoderate use of tobacco will
sap ones life in one hundred and sixty
seven years.
Northwestern Iowa says it has land
for million farmers, aud invites the
million to come.
Hon j. II MITCHELL of Portland, has
consented to deliver the oration on the
coming Fourth of July at Eugene City.
The Boston l4duertiser says: No panes
were spared to make the Philadelphia
hailstorm successful"
Louisville can't beast of her cred
Stockings" but she is heavy on her
, 'black-legs."
In an Illinois Methodist Church they
, say 'Be it SO, IT place of the stereotyped
'sAmen."
/ Plus the Ninth has occupied the Pont-
ifcal seat two years longer than any 9TH
er predecessor.
: Texas wants to be divided into two or
f more States. They say that one Cover
h nor cannot pardon all the scoundrels
e there.
Josh Billings says: "Give the devil
his dues" reads well enough in proverb
I but sswhat will become Of you and me
if this arrangement is carried out p
! A colored Amazon of Louisville has
] been incarcerated for trying to take &
4 cast of hickory knot in her husbands
u Uranium.
C Prisoners in the Idaho Penitentiar,
p have Bible classes. They are about tn,
I'll hot 10
: in that way.
The knife with which Japanese Per
forms the hari-kari must be buried wit
10 him, or he is refused at the gate Q
IS Paradise.
- 4 sloven in this country is an idle
q q dirty person. In the Dominion of Cana
- da it is dray used for removing furn
=, ture.
= Daniel Webster's carriage, prcsente
to him over twenty years ago, havin
IL lost the traces of its former grandeur
n. was. sold at auction for $50.
IS. The mourners at New Zealand n:
". tive chiIo's funeral drowned their gri,
a in two hogsheads of ale and thirty gallon
ofspirits. They were drunk two days
Considerable excitement has recent
e. been created in Elko, about a new IN
ne ming region, said to be situated about
), miles north of Elko.
:. Mrs. Sue Robson Gctzler, formerl
y. ~ well known in Oregon, was granted
- - vorce from G. II. Getzler, in Virsini
90 City, Nevada, May 10th.
,;Ss Since the acquittal of Mcfarland
New York paper thinks Cain was morn
ally insane when he killed Abel, az
to ought to have been acquitted.
~ At Urbana, Ohio, prize of gol
ei- headed cane was awarded to the be
rs argument on the subject Of univers
"o salvation.
The story is told that James w. Wa
80 lack used to play in Boston for a salal
!. = of $50 week, and that he has an el
10 gagement in the same city now for S3s
~ night.
ad. On Christmas last young man
Coldwater, Mich, lost his voice, ar
has been unable to speak since, exec
IN in his sleep, when he talks as fuently
ok ever.
ate Elisha Spraguc, of Chicago, is to ha'
Ich new trial in the breach of promise ca
as with "Mandy Craig" whom, it will
an remembered, he eluved better than h
Geasus" some years ago.
aa Frank Thorne is to leap from the ns
.tle suspension bridge at Niagra Falls in
al. the river, distance of one hundred al
ninety feet, on the 18th of Augu
He is to be paid $4,000 for the job
on A physician ordered his patient to Ii
'er- higher, that is, more freely. The pc
hat man mistook the doctor, and removed
'ro- the garret, where, unfortunately, he G
ice pired before his next visit.
A rude fellow once told Barnum ii
ton he never exhibited anything that "
the not bare-faced humbug. eyes hav,
,ic1 sa;d Barnum, s'the bearded lady was
bare faced"
az. A good naturcd traveller fell asleep il
.ns .ns tain a short time ago. and was CARR
auu n faru miles haunnd his .1asfina4snr