The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-12-02
The 9elllofrat.
VARIETIES.

A strong case-0ne made of iron.
Earth's holiest spot-The oil regions.
An 'art union-A cockney's marriage.
"The rose that all are praising"-He-
roes. -
A wonderful aerial phenomenon-
A fight Of stairs.
Lawyers get their living by piander
and doctors by pill-age. "a II .ssrI
One thing that can always be found
Fault.
Loves young dream often turns out to
be the nightmare - q
Young ladies may generally be honest,
but they will hook dresses.
Exhausted reeeiver-Grant at the end
Of the presidency. -
A California professor is writing essays
on "the fy's nose.
In Utah, sweet clever is said to grow
six feet high.
Mormonism has been introduced ut the
Cape of good Hope. ~
Omaha is afraid Train win get killed
IN some OF the patti6S.
"Century" whisky, six weeks old, ia the
popular drink in South Carolina.
People who live to "a ripe old age,
cannot be blamed for getting s'soft."
.-1 Sweet potato juice is favorite cosmet-
ic among the New jersey bellies.
Perkins says he likes dogs in the main,
but not in the manoer
When riding donkey what kind OF
fruit do you represent? A pear.
Parepa Rosa is said to have made S122
900 out of English opera last year.
"Give my Button-string to my Sister" /"
is the latest idiotic popular song title.
The claim of the Oriental women for
their rights will doubtless. be without a
veil. r<z5Z -.
The manufacture of leather from seal.
skin is successfully carried on at Newark,
Nj. sszEs "a
Mrs. Partington says she gets up every
morning at the shrill crow of the chan
dileer.
The erection of asteel factory sin con-
temptation by the citizens of East st.
Louis, Ill.
A Boston savant has just published a
book which professes to teach grammar
in seven hours.
A farmer in Stockbridge, Wis, ha:
commenced to thresh lis second crop Of
barley this year. 50
Kansas has discovered an elegible match
for the Cardiff giant, in the person of &
petrifed woman.
A snobbish young lady up town boasts
of owning century plant that blooms ev.
cry year.
Ifa man loses his breath it is no use tc
run for it. He can catch it quicker BY
standing still. ~ -
What is that which Adam never. saw
never possessed, and yet gave to each o.
his children !? Parents
Fanny Fern is now 60, Alice Cary As
Harriet Beecher Stowe 56, and Catherine
Beecher 20. .@I
."The ape who scribbles for that negro
breechclout," is the pet name one Miss
issippi editor has for another. -.
Not less than forty-three person. at
tached to the Royal Thea ter at Berlin, arr
now serving in the German army.
DR.. Doremus's idea of duel is for boil
parties to swallow strichnine, and ther
play poker for the stomach pump.
The Kansas Pacific. Railway has
scheme on foot for irrigating three mill
ions of acres along the route. ~
The assessed value of all the propert,
In Illinois, for 1870, is s47S, GAG, ,180.-
In 1869 1t was s489,954,577.
4 revenue collector in Missouri recent
ly tried to collect fifty cents > head in
ball room-the tax ON hops.
The 500, 900 silk-worms in the cocoon
cry at Salt Lake City CONSUME 30 bush
OF mulberry leaves per day.
The census taker found a boy in tn
Third Ward Of Rockford, nf, who's
Christian name was rStar Spaogled Ban
ner,oo : - :. -
When Paris vas found 70 be too tiigh
place for the Bank OF France, the ban
Has taken to another place-Toulouse.
A yeung lady Of sixteen, who had worr
short dresses all her life, positively toll
her mamma she would wear them no long.
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Wade .Hampten's farm in Virginia has
developed burning well, and the neigh.
bors are bottling the gas for illuminating
purposes. .4[roE od4 m ao6I
Experience in Virginia has developed
the fact that it fakes . negro jurymar
Just four minutes to go to slesp after hs
has taken his seat in the boz, .103 boo1
.sA strong minded woman" in Seui1
City, Iowa, keeps house of yrefreshmen
which she has dignifed with the name O
the Women's Righls Hotel. ~ ...,,.
A colored Bluebeard in Mobile, at thu
age Of 81 is husband to a .sevcnthywift
and father Of forty lone chHdren,.. ths
youngest Of whom is only FIVE months
old. egfFetssgx : EasIT8E,erasy afsTr
- A Western editor as Epained to hear
that an intimate friend is gane,to heay
en-" He is probably saddened by. th.
thought that they win never meet again
A very interesting reunion of elderly
ladies occurred at Waterberrry. Conn. :.
few days since The united ages Of FL O.
those present footed up 84Ie years. issgy
g The Mccrary farm, in the oil region,
of Pennsylvania, is said to have beer
sold for S1,000,O00. The average dali,