Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-06-25

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Auah arose, and in accordance
with the style prevalent Hnpn5 lhe
palgiarchs, lac Irfec,irii 10 su1lhe
his uiiruulcd dignity hy PuHvuno-
ing a yuricai,d Hpall,ona ul'un the
Waller di5, which lad charay .crisll-
,al,y suvusrd unobscrV,a 0n beard,
m lnc confusion "r puulng 10 sea
and cgp-iFcl the carlain ul tho first
port Ito cursed lhul Dig ia body,
iumb, bark, hair, tail aud wag, 0nI
I all his generations, relations snd
kindrvd, hy vunsansuiuily or nl'lni'
. IL, aud his heirs DId assigns i1Tey2 r.
/ lIa cursed hiin with endless hunger
18th perpetual fear, with perennial
| laxlucss, with hopeless mango, with
iuccssamt fvns, and with hls tai!
. between his legs. lie closed h!s
stock OF malcliclion BY spgria'ng
display At pyrolcchnics, irom tho
/ dcmoralislng effects OF which The
WALLER dog las never recovered,
With these curses sticking TO him
! like revenue stamp, the yaller dog
Gun help being "eu'scd.' lie don I
ury To help IL. lilo follows Noah S
programme with sncakiug fidelity,
| lie is mn Ishmaolito among dogs
! lie receives the most oppressive
courlcsics, in the form Of hric!SbatS'
boots aml hot water, which make
| his lie an animated target cScnr-
sion. Ito boards around like dis
trict shool teacher, aud 1t IS meal
time with HIM twcnty-iOur hours IN
tho day. The rest Of the time he
bankers after something TO cat. lie
is too omnivcrous for epicurc. Cram
him ut Dclmonico's, and ho would
hunger for desert from an Albany
boarding house.
lie can't bo utilized. He is too
tired. AS swill-cart locomotive, II
hunter or Il sentinel, no is an igno'
ininious failure. Tho dog churn
was Il strategic attempt to employ
his waste energies, but no hadn't
any waste energies, aud butter hau
too much self respect TO come ut
his persuasion. So the dog-churn
was dropped.
No sausagc-makcr dare foreclose
his lien on the y0llcr dog, lest his
customcrs-no longer "soothcd and
sustained by an unialtering trust -
transfer their patronage to some less
audacious dealer. The savagcs who
admire baked dog, and who can
even attack tripe and explore the
mysteries Of hash without dlsmay,
acknowledge the yaller dog to be
too much for their gastric intrepid
ity.
lie always belongs to . ragged,
tobacco chewing, MISUNDERSTANDING
master, whose business is swapping
dogs and evading the dog tax. The
yaller dog is acquainted with him
self, and he enjoys tho intimacy
with cdifying contempt. lie sinks
along through life On u diagonal
dog-trot, rs il in doubt as to which
end of him is entitled to the prece-
dence.
He is always pcrvaded by a hang
dog sense of guilt, and when retrl-
butive tin-ware is fastened TO his
tail. he "fees from the wrath to
conc" with Mortified celebrity
which ought to be very suggestive
to two-loggod sinners OF q similar
ordeal in store for them.
The yaller dog is-wcll, to speak
in italics, he is slcuch
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