The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1870-03-25
Noted and Quoted.

Twelve murderers are at large in New York
city.
A PARIS able has Joined the regiment Of elop.
ing clergy.
Mobile is eating sparingly Of strawberries q,
two dollars q quart.
A Vermont girl laced her breast bone into her
lungs and died.
Seven parties an evening Is nights work for
Washington belle
For such divorce centre Chicago is the last
place to discuss Union Pacific.
scalps are resting uneasy on the head, Of
white settlers in Texas.
A Cincinnati saloon keeper is growing rich
selling beer at three cents glass.
The ATTEST woman in Philadelphia keeps a
lager beer saloon and weighs 600.
The aisles Of the church are now strewn with
flowers at nObby New York weddings.
Four women cowhided man in the streets Of
Ksnoshs, Wis, for stalking about" them.
An Illinois man shot himself because he had q
sore throat. II was an instantaneous cure.
A conscientious gambler IN Chicago gives ten
percent for his plumber to the Orphan Asy-
lum.
A Richmond. Ind. clergyman has leh town.
The designing girls name Is Carrie Cunning.
A Mempbis-negro is in jail for being men,
Der Of the "ring'-wringing the nscks Of hens.
The city tarif Of wickedness in Memphis is
$1,000 for keno. $3.50 for faro, and 500 for q
brothel.
A Broadway, N. Y, policeman stands six
feet nine, and Is well calculated to overlook small
offenders.
The parlor Of the Leland brothers big hotel
at Sarstogs 10 to have walls Of mirrors, and to
cost $4,000.
A Cincinnati woman has brought suit against
srufisn Ct that city for "kicking her sixteen
feet over hydrsnt''
A patient pugilist in North Carolina. after
vanquishing bis opponent in street fight, sat
upon him for four hours.
The Medical students Of Michigan University
are 50 rspacious for "subjects" that Ann ArbOr
people don't dare to die.
A New Orleans bigamist makes defense that
he married his second wife in ct Of insanity.
His first wife is very mad too.
The graveyard Is no longer called "the last
home" in Ohio. The resurrecticnists are pretty
sure to dig up any well-formed citizen.
A resident Of Topeka, Kansas, marched with
brass band to visit the Legislature. by way Of
celebrating his hundrcdth birthday.
A Cincinnati confidence man paid his board
BIZ, for several weeks by counting the landlady,
{. widow. } bat defAulted just before the prom
ised wedding.
The Prussisn House Is to vote BY electricity.
The machine allows no lodging. for 1t shows to
all the House which way each member votes.
A series Of prayer meetings have been "inau-
gu rated" by . 'lsdy Of fashion" in New
York church. snd was attended "in demi-toi.
lette."
A fellow In Michigan earns his drinks by
swallowing ten-penny nailA Tho liquor Out
there Is strong enough to dissolve them and pro
vent injury.
Anew Fork clergyman prOphssies that city
to Be the New Jerusalem. Its citizens arc even
now rapidly getting across Jordan BY means Of
the knife and pistol.
A young woman in Ohio had . button In her
mouth when fellow tried to kiss her. and. by
injuiiciously resisting. she swallowed Il, and ID
not expected to survive
A Broadway, N. Y. policeman captured .
stray squirrel the other night Bot Ii wasn't
precisely squirrel. aftsr all. and he had to 50
hons and bury his new uniform.
The son Of an Indiana clergyman and bad
son Of Cincinnati had q prize 6ght the other
day. The clerical scion drew the hrst blood .bu,
the unbeliever won the stakes.
The Council Of sandusky, o.. hesitatc 10 pay
the bill ofs clergyman for preaching the tuner
a sermon Of negro Who. died Of small pox.
The sum. $3.50. vas considered too high.
Ths family Of Baltimore tinker were sur.
prised 70 6nd nose and tongue stisling 70 ths
parlor ceiling the Other day. Ths husband and
father had blown Oh his head bseauss . NOR.
ss 20 ON bis house was forrcloscd.