The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1870-04-22
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The oldest revolver-The earth.
THE Home Mefodist' The baby
Every cartplayer knows good
deal. .
- An exchange is not far from
right in saving that sour-iac.d vile
eften helps the liquor trade.
"A New>Yorls paper speaks OF "a
man with one eye named RoheS WEIGH
ewashamea.
} "A dandy inquired at a frftft sJah
care these apples IL tor a hog to tat!'
"Try one, and see, J." said the Nones.
o. THE popular mode at asking one
what he will take to drink,fu Vick>
burg is, please nospihate Your fahll,
disturbance.
- Could frogs haveehosen a log
for \ sovereign. with such low. Ne they
have for a crow-kng?
- Generosity l. the syeahhies feel
Ing of the heart. Feel IA, il YOU rould
and you will have nearly all the self
satisfaction that you woIld have had
you really had rel eyed distress.
NY SON. SAT-, oil oiu 'a''!' ""m
muss Jonah nave ielt when the whaiF
swallowed him" "A little down IN tie
mouth suppose Was young hopeful :
reply.
Extract from the last sensatior
romance: "Then, Hortcnsc, il thou
dost wish to swet p hon from ,hv patti;
lure him to the goddess city Of Chiragr
and his doom Is certain. NAY nay /.
not tina though ! would XIII the BODY
1 would not ala" MS soul.
"Bridget what have you done
with the cream? These children can
not eat skim milk Tor breakfast. STR
ma'am ant isn't myself that would be
after given th@ Hcn n TO vez, tux That
on and gave u to lhe.eats.
-~"fs that marblei' said gcntlc-
man, pointing 10 bust of Kentuck r
great stateman. recently, in a New
York store. mo sir: that's Clay,"re-
piled the dealer.
A tonn;sh te,lov aJvis.d 4. srians
nat RI ,na,ry moor GIRL "a .he wonld
and matrinony win novertv s.nn Hill
work" Good" said hi. friend. /
would rather 20 up hill than down hill
any time"
The father Of ] orabrlla tound
that little girl's chubby little hand. tul
Of the blossoms 6f a beauIifu, te ro.t
on which be had bestoN ed great care,
INV dear" he said "didnt | tell yol
not to PICK cue of those fiowers without
leave ~ Yes, papa. said Dorabella
"but all these had leaves.
Joe, what makes your nose o.
redy"
"Friendship.
that o0t!'
I've got Ia friend VINO Is very fOm
Of brandy, and he's toa weak to take i
strong, and I've constituted myself hi
faster"
Little Willie hay ny hunted 4,
all the corners Tor his shoes. AT lat a.,
pears to give thrn no. and climbing OF
a chair. betAkes hmself to a big b,nI
lying en- the side-table. Mother say.
to him: 'sWhat il darling daing will
the book ?""It'tu he dictionary; Dap
Iooktb IN the dictionary Tor things. snt
I am looking TO see it can mud my
shoes"
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he saio.
-- tutor OF college, lerturing Z
sddtd w,ti, Great nathss mn. rtno,'
OF yonr vices win BRING your fath,r'
gray hairs with .orfow IA The Grave.
II beO Won, uardon. sir" ,enIi.d TN,
nunil .smv fainrc wears To- ~
- - .atI, .
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G 80 MI "ean,nS !" SINAI ca p
u"P".'",ty s'eaN,ng '"ulSt' OF l.n
10, 80. - a.. tir nu''i'' :"
.,oii "a oiiV NJ anu ''iF 'IS. 'sati oiI "
the ot,rrr' rillior"p',"aiiy .prNkiI'1
"Vi ~ lessoiiN ~ '''l,s 'iut'rs' Sel oet''t'
US Z REMIND tile 81, attSt oi "nal the!
once ha1e otri' ana 70 N"rfy the irfi'
table old bachelor.
= In attempting to carve a tow
one dav gentleman found considers
BILE difficulty in separating ITS joints
anu tA'."'"'e" aE'iHSt Hhi W Us
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