The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1870-04-22

NO. 16.
sUNBRIEs.

WatsFloo.
The peach crop Will be almost tota
failure about Atlanta, Georgia
\ female swimmer is giving exhibi-
tions in Brooklyn.
Ladies fans are now made in tile
shape of pistols or daggeTs.
A Western undertakdr ADVERTISE
underground overcoats."
Sick Cinnamon in Frisco are buried
alive by their loving relatives.
New York dandies are now accused
OF wearing monogram garters.
'Specie payments" " have been sus-
pended by nearly all the retail stores
and saloons IN New York, that We're
giving out silver change z week ago
Sandwich Islanders, after having
hed Captain Cook and eaten his
Body, are about erecting monument
to the memory OF the great navigator.
A pauper recently left a Massachu-
sets alnIs-house because she could not
have surloin steak and green tea serv-
ed at midnight.
The late Bishop Simpson once said:
/ :, Don't eat late suppers. L have found
I that nine out of ten ministers who eat
I after preaching die early"
a New York hotel recently startled
It's guests BY putting "mice pie " in
I the bill of fare. Investigation proved
that mince pie was intended.
\ learned professor has nputed the
distance the human yPp p sd reach
if it Was as powerful n. &IIrtioA TO
the size IS that Of tic grassIrGT per. He
states ii at l0tO miles
ParclI half pint OF rice until it is
brown, then boil it as rice is usually
done. Eat slowly, and it will usually
stop the most alarming cases of diar-
Fhea..
\ Western orator speaking of the
battle of Bull Run, said; The fcder-
ais run 50 fast that the h&rd tack rat
tied in their st0macis like beans i'm Il
shect-iron pan"
In Africa, if amy one comes before Il
King without X lull-drcss costume
that Is, ii straw hat and q ring in the
nOse-his head .Sles into the waste bag
ket before he can wink twice.
Albany has IA mHgnificcnuy dressed
young lady--A blonde, ct course-Who
engages little school girls in conversi,-
ton on the street, and then cuts of
. their blonde tTesses. She claims To he
" kieptomaniac.'
4 woman in Missouri hung herself
because her husband went to California
Next week dozen more started, but
their wives wouldn't hang worth sa
cent, and the poor discons0late devils
have all returned broken-hearted
\ poet who is prcmaturely ball, cx-
cuses ii III this ingenious and conIpli-
mentary m8hEG: Badness he
says, is o. Isof of poIiteness paid
to the bs@ Is it duty
Of Il Y - 10 uncosN
: sheati in tIIe I5fCseITcc Of ladies -
Philadelphia hi '.sastel viii case.
II appears that a s.ind his wife each
made will in II of the other at the
same time, but by some blunder the
man signed his wite's will, and the wife
signed her husbands. Not until after
thR y of tlle husband was the mis-
b scn of Maine is prospecting. in
S0lIteil Carolina for the lease of a large
tract of marsh land, and proposes to
cultivate frog, and send their hind
elegS 10 the Northern market
In Waterville, Maine, the Savings
Bank has six hundred and fifty depos-
itOrs, with about SI37, 900 placed to
their credit. Savings banks are multi
plying all over the country.
Tobacco dealers desiring to to hc up
missioner Delano has decided that
completely the ST. mps have been can
celed, cannot be used again.
\ Cincinnati paper insintlatca that
the officers of ferry-boat made no ct-
fort to save II man who fell overheard
until they found out he had not paid
his fare. They made a desperate dive
for him and the two cents, then.
a bearded girl has made her s(Apcar-
anee at Glude Spring depot, w, ing
tom county, Va. She is four sUld,
and has Il mOustache and Va rs, the
hair upon the forehead <11tling to
the eyebrows. The arms, shoulders
and back, are covered with short, dow
ny hair.
Statistics show That there arc nlanY
more women than men of marriagc;i-
ble age in New York City, the sum to-
tai being about 49,, O0O; and if We make
a calculation for the entire. State it viii
be found that there are about 300, 600
women for whom marriage Is impussi-
ble.
4 reunion of the Brown family re
Gently took place i'm Orwell, Vt, at the
old homestead, NOW owned by Mr..
john Brown. Nine of twelve children
arc still living, and seven We're present.
They were seated 1T the 7uppcr-tablC
according tU their ages, aS follows: IS,
-, IS, 6G, 81, 81, %.
George peaJusiY'a tomb Mas Ell tered
hy burglars, ON Wednesday night and
the coffin robbed of Its silver plate and
handles. The thieves were arrested,
however, and the plumber scc,rcd.
This IS truiy shocking crime, and
prepares the mind for anything in the
line OF lawlessuCss.
Both the kins and the Crown Prince
of Prussia are noted for their pcnuri-
ou-nc9S, - far ;i.s matters of dress and
toilet are concerned. They say in Bcr-
lin that the Crown Prince almost wears
his uniforms tiIreadIarc, and when
they will absolutely do for him 40 lou
ger, he gets his tailor TO make out of
them smal! uniform coats Cor his little
Princes
In one a. the towns on thc Saginaw
river, Michigan, Il band nt girl thieves
Has lately discovered, who were thor
Oughly organized and oi1icered, NUM-
bCriug some ten or more. The mem
lerS of this band were all girls of the
age of ten t. fifteen : ears, and they be-
lOngutt tO some of tt!U most respectable
families nf tie place. Their depreda
tiuH~ were mostly carried OH among
the dGN-@ut;tI~ dealers, 3ltd seem TO
h;iNe ieCU aitogetiCF done in Il Wild,
,Iare devil, and wautun maur.er.
READING ~. BEn.-Rcading ia bed
j. not ii custom tu bc commended. The
brain should not be exercised when the
ret al the lr,ly i giving itself up to
repu>c. This rule applies especially, of
course, at night, after the laIors of the
day, and Wien Tie brain is in Il state
of weariIlcS-. We apprehcnd that this
: tltc point of injunction Hnt To read in
bed. Tic mere rccumbCncy OF posture
willie reading is not calculated To injtIru
the hgain 'Ihcre Is one qualification
uf ji3i- Tu'c against reading in bed. Ia