The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1870-02-17
HUMOROUS.

steady on ms iees--1A eA0eMaAeF
The nobbiest thing out-A door-knob.
4 fit of pa.sion-GetGng married.
The best substitute fo- siIver-Gold
4 band of hope-The wedding-iing. .
The children's gdom-Lap land.
Cea.enarian-A fellow without nary a
cent.
\ popular hose company-The Red
Stockings.
Young women should set good examples,
for the young mea are a.ways following
them.
If you want to kiss a pretty girl Why
kiss her-if you can. If a pretty girl
wants to kiss you, why, lie, her-hke a
man.
An invetera:e old bachelor says ships are
called She because they always keep
man or the look out. F
Sentimental youth Ny dear Maria,
will yo1 share my lot for life p "Practi-
cal girl-"How many acres in you lot,
sir?' Et5t 60 ~ : ~
Setting a man trap" is the title given
to picture Of a pretty young lady arrang
ing her cu.ls at a mirror.
y pork butchers sign in French prov
inclal city reads, Bats, Jr., slaughters
hog ike his father IS
Il came near selling my boots the other
day, said jones to friend. How SOP
wv ell, | had them haif-soled.
We'll, Aleck, how's brother Ike getting
along Oh, first rate--g0t good start
IN the world married widow who has
got nine children.
j Yankee describing lean opponent,
says Il tell you what, sir, that man
don't amount to sum in arithme tic-sod
him up, and there's nothing to carry.
Stocks was advised to get his life in
sured. ~ on do it, said he; 1T would
be Just my luck to live forever, If |
should. Mis-. Shocks merely said,
Nv I'll, my dear, wouldn't.
When young lady sits in the parlor
during the day, with her lily wEitc hands
covered with rigs, | wonder If her mother
doe l. wash the dishes and 60 the work in
The kitchen. ! EHz
When lady laces her waist full third
les thaa nature made it, wonder if her
pretty figure will not shorten hfe a dozen
years OF more, besides making her nisera
pie while she does live.
John" sad victin,ized husband.
how | wish 1t was as much rhe fashion to
trade wives as ii is to trade horses.
Nv by, so, Pete?'' why, I'd cheat
somebody shocking bad before night"
One Of the most charm'n girls of Bos
ton Is about establishing a barber shop.
Ten sylphs are being put through a tuition>
airy course u lathcr for tie opening. A
sweet shave Will cost twenty-five cents, and
= ,erapLic shampoo half.a dollar.
hwy Of q L0ve-sick Youth.
When old Carlow sits on Sany's chair
Oh! don't | wish that l were there
When her fairy fingers pat his head,
Oh don | wish twere Inc instead =
Wien Sally's arms his necl, imrrison,
on don't wish my neck was his'n;
Whom sally kisses Carlow nose.
Oh aon,t / wish that | were those!
TO what particular feature Of the face
should we attribute longevity? 10 the
nostnls-tor they dj'te.
What is the difference between poru
lar spring dish aud man with the asne !?
One IL a baked shad, and the other is
sAakcd bad
\ gentleman sdvertises for horse ''tor
lady of dark gray color, good trotter,
! klu0 IN harness, and of stylish action y
! Tie animal must be young, and have a
tail about fifteen hands high.
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y young man, VINO was sent to Malneto
examine the condition OF a mill af;er the