The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-31
Communications.
For the Palladium.
What, Warder, HO!

OO11ll11Il 1CCiC1oI1S.
For the Palladium.
What, Warder, Ho!
Mr.. EDITOR or all the produc-
lions that have lately appeared in
the PALLADIUM, the seven ieaguers
of the "potent, grave, and rever>
end seigniors," Volo, Nolo and
Homo, are the most astonishing
If the profound political knowledge
of Volo and Nolo is rem arkable.
the amazing resources Of Homo
are truly wonderful! If the style
Of Volo and Nolo is simple and di.
rect, that Of Homo is "clear and
transparent"
Volo is willing; but Nolo is un-
viking. Thus it is the simple
question Of mole1ss poyens Homo
says he is a man, whether in the
body, or out Of the body, can not
tell).
Volo. discovering a stray remark
in the Journal concerning Gen
Grant and protection, asserts that
Protection caused our defeat at the
last October election, and forth
with proceeds Tin the PALLADIUM
70 demOlisE the Journal man in
regular Prussian style. "Well,
weIl,' the journal man "has the
heartfelt sympathy Of the entire
community"
Smarting under the exceptional
ipse DIRT of the Editor of the PAL
LADIUM, he reasserts his opinion !;
and, to prove it, coaclusively ri
shows that Protection was the
straw that broke the backs of Clay
and Scott! Nolo, courageously
rushing to the rescue, denies this
and says that GEO. JULIAN is the
heifer that kicked over the pail of
Republican milk; and makes it
plain by declaring that, il Birney
hadn't run, Clay would have been
elected, and that Gen. Jackson
knocked tho electoral pins from
under Scott! Truly, it is hard for
common .people to see wha. these
dead men had to do with our late
election!
We venture to suggest to Volo
and Nolo that, as the Democracy
polled about 5000 the most votes,
probably that was how we lost our
State. When they shall have fin
ished their antia MARIAN research es,
We Confident of their ability to
crack the nut) beg to offer, for
their consideration, the question
whether Adam was made out OF
FED clay or blue clay.
Well, Homo is q puzzle to us
We are afraid of him. His smash
ing style is terrific. It is fearful
to think.ef. In his ferocious fe-
rocity, he has torn and .mangled
our poor Oberlin sisters go merci
lessly that they can do nothing but
,presesve mastery inactivity y
Oh, horriblel If he goes for us,
we shall have to betake US to Can
ada, there to await Homo's con
version TO the amnesty policy Of
the benevolent Greeley. ait is
superduous TO remind your readers
Mr.. Editor, that the extract is in
sentiment and in style, sublimity
-Iof the Acknowledgment tina,
the meaning is clear and transpa
rent-(as brick)" Verify, yea
verify, that is elegant construc
ton! "'Twere to consider toe
curiously, to consider So" "The
prosperic, idealistic, ETHEREAL, spir
itualistic, utility, of the .phantas
magoria of woman suffrage =
is so visionary and is advo lated
with such epicurian hyperbolic ex
travagance," &c. PRO .deorum
fidem, in the name of the gods)
what does it mean2 In the name
of the suffering Oberlin sisters
and in TIE name Of civilized hu.
manity, we cry aloud unto Homo
Hold enough AIO.
RICHMOND, Dec. -2lst., IeF0.
Woman Suffrage No. t.