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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11
DIR. HUNTER

ONTINUES to treat all private diseases,
~ Syphilis in all its forms, Gonorrhea,
elect, Structure, Orbits, and all urinary
diseases, and the effects of mercury are
completely eradicated; Spermatorrahea or
Seminal Weakness, resulting from self
abuse or other causes, and which produces
some OF the following effects, as blotches,
bodily weakness, indigestion, constipat ton,
aversion TO society, unmaniness, dread of
| future events, loss of memory, Incidence,
nocturnal ennis sions, and finally pros.ration
OF the vital power, can be fully restored to
health. Persons afflicted with this or any
Other delicate, intricate, long standing con-
stitutionai complaint. should give the Doctor
a trial. He never fails.
The Doctor publishes medical circular
that gives a full exposition of venereal aud
private diseases, hat can be.had free at Office,
or by mail for one stamp. 1t gives a clear
deilneation of all the diseases and conditions
resulting from the infringement of the moral
laws, excuses, indulgences, exposures, and
imprudences in married or single life. Every
sentence contains instruction to the afflicted
and enaf-ng them to determine the precise
ia ture of their complaints.
|. The establishment, comprising ten ample
rooms, is central. When it is not convenient
TO visit tie city, tn. Doctors opinion by Civ
ing written statement of the case, and med
icines can be forwarded by mailer express.
In some instances, however. a personal ex-
animation is absolutely necessary, while in
others daily personal attention is required,
nd for the accommodation of such patients
there are apartments connected with the Of
flee that are provided with every requisite
that is calculated to promote recovery, in
Guiding medcated vapor baths All pre-
scriptions are prepared in the Doctors La
boratory, under his personal supervision.
| Medical pamphlet at office free, or by mail
for two stamps. No matter who have failed,
read what he says. Office No 1873 Third ST.,
| between Green and Walnut streets, near the
| Post Office, Louisville, Ky. Office hours A
N to P NJ; Sundays 10 NJ to II NJ. nl7-ly
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Howard Sanitary Association
HOMESTEAD
PRE- EMPTlON:

II HAVE compiled full, concise and COM
q p!ete statement, plainly printed, for the
information of persons intending to take up
a Homestead or Pre- Emption in this portion
of the West, embracing Iowa, Dakota and
Nebraska and other sections. 1t explains
how to proceed to secure 100 acres of Rich
Farming Land for Nothing, six months be-
fore you leave your home, in the most health
full climate. In short it contains just such
instructions as are needed by those 10 tending
to make a Home ana Fortune in the Free
Lands of the West 1 will end one of these
printed Guides to any person sending me %
cents. The information alone, which it gives,
is worth So to anybody. Men who came here
two and three years ago, and took farm,
are to-day independent.
To YOU'VE MEN.-ThiS country is being
crossed with numerous Railroads from every
direction to Sioux City, Iowa. Six Railroads
will be made to this city within one year. One
is already in operation connecting US with
Chicago and the Q. 2. Railroad and two more
will be completed before spring. connecting
US with Dubuque AMI McGregor, direct
| Three more will be completed within a year,
connecting US direct with St. Paul, Mimi,
Yankton, Dakota, and Columbus, Nebra ska,
on the Z. p. Railroad. The Missouri River
gives US the Mountain trade. Thus it will be
seen that no section of country offers such
unprecedented advantages for business, pee
uation and making fortune. For the coun-
try is being populated, and towns and cities
are being built. and fortunes mace allIost be-.
yond belief. Every man who takes home
stead now will have railroad market at his
own door. And any enterprising young man
with small capital can establish himself in
permanent and paying business, If he Sc
lects the right location and right branch of
trade. Eighteen years residence in the We ST
ern country, and large portion of the time
employed Mercantile Agent in this coun-
try, has made me familiar with all the bran
ches of business and the best locations in this
country. For one dollar RENTED to me will
give truthful and definite answers to all ques
tons on this subject desired by such persons.
Tell them the best place to locate, and what
business is overcrowded and what bra nch is
neglected. Address, DANIEL SCOTT,
S. G. Com. of Emigration.
| ns-1y. Box lS5, SIOUX CITY, Iowa.
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Mark Twain produces one of the

Mark Twain produces one of the
most striking cases of meanness on
record. He says that he knows
of an incorporated society which
hired q man to blast s rock, and he
was punching powder in with a
crowbar. when a premature eX-
plosion followed, sending the man
and crowbar out of sight. Both
came down again all right, and the
man went TO work again promptly.
But thought he was gone only fiji
teen minutes, the company locked
him for lost time.
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4 look upon the simple and
childish virtues of veracity and
honesty as the root Of all that is
sublime in character. Speak as
you think, be what you are, pay
your debts of all kinds. I prefer
to be owned as sound and solvent,
and my word as good as my bond,
and to be what cannot be skipped
or dissipated, or undermined, to
all the eclat in the universe. A
little integrity is better than any
career. This reality is the found
alton Of friendship, religion, poet
ny, and art. At the top or at the
bottom of all illusion I Sc. the
cheat which still leads US to work
and live for appearances, in spite
of our conviction, in all sane
hours, that it is what we really are
that avails with friends, with stran
gers, and with fate or fortune.'-
Holmes. 1.ss
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Verdict of a colored jury: We
the undersigned, bein' Korner's
jury to sit on de dead body of de
dead niger Sambo, now dead and
gone afore, hab been settin' on de
said Niger aforesaid, and find dat
de same did, on de l4th of Novem-
Der, come to def by fallin' from de
bridge over de rider. and broki n
his neck, whar we find that he was
subsequently drown andafterwards
washed to de riber side, whar, we
suppose, be was froze to def.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

What is the size of this place,
gravely asked New Yorker of
the conductor, just after the brake
man had sung out O-pe-li-ka, at
a southern station where not a
house was yisiable among the
pines, except rambling shed cal
ed an eating saloon. 1t is about
as big as New York, was the rea-
dy answer, but it isn't built up
vet.
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Know We the Printers hour Of
peace? Know We an hour more
fraught with joy, than ever felt the
maid of Greece, when kissed by
Venus amorous boy? IT'S not
when news Of solemn note, his
columns all with sadness fill; nor
yet when brother Printers quote,
the effusion of his blunt worn quill.
But, o! tits when the weathers fair,
or clad in rain, or hail, or vapor,
he hears subscriber say: I've
come to pay you for your paper.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

Made of Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits,
and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced, and
sweeteped to please the taste, called Tones,
sAppetizers,' sRestorers,' &C., that lead the
tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are
true medicine, made from the native Roots
and Herbs of California free from all Alco-
holic Stimuauts. They are the Great Blood
Purifier and Life Giving Principle. perfect
Renovator and lnvieorator OF the System,
carrying off all poisonous me- tier, and restor-
ing the blood to a healthy condition. NO
person can take these Bitters according to
directions, and remain long unwel.
500 will be given for an incurable case,
provided the bones are not DESTROYED by
mineral poisons or other means, and the VI
tai organs wasted beyond the point OF repair.
For Inaammatory and Chrome Rheuma-
tism, and Govt, Dyspepsia or Indigestion,
Bilious, Remittent, and Inter mittent FeTers,
Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and
Bladder, these Bitters have been most sue
cesstul. Such Diseases are caused by VIZ
ated Blood, which is generally produced by
arrangement of the Digestive Organs.
Cleanse the itiated Blood when never you
find its impurities bursting through the skin
in Pimpes, Eruptions or Sores: Cleanse 1t
when you find it INSTRUCTED and sluggish IN
the veins: cleanse it when it is foul, and your
feelings will tell YOU when. Keep the blood
pure and the health of the system will follow .
Pin, Tape, and other Worms, lurking in the
system of so many thousands, are etectuaily
DESTROYED and removed.
In Bilious remttent and Intermittent Fe-
vers. these Bitters have no equal. For full di-
rections read carefully the circular aron nd
each bottle, printed in four languages-Eng-
lish, German. French and Spanish.
WALKER, Prop, 81 Commerce st. n. /.
Il. II. MCDONALD & CO., Druggist AID
General Agents, San Francisco and Sacra-
mento, California, and 30 & "a Commerce St.
n. Y.
w-Sold by all Druggists and Dealers.
81 3m
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From the N. Y. Picayune.
THE DOMICILE ERECTED BY
JOHN.
Translated from the Vulgate Of N. Goose.
By A. PoPE.)

Behold the Mansion reared by dadal Jack!
See the malt stored in many plethoric sack,
In the proud cirque OF VANS bivouiac.
Mark how the rats feloneous fangs invade
The golden stores in Johns Pavilion laid.
Anon with velvet foot and Tarquin strides,
Subtle Grimalkin to his quarry glides,
Grinalkin grim, that slew the fierce rodent,
Whose tooth insidious Johanns safkclo tn
rent
Lo! now the deep mouthed canine foes
assault,
That vexed the avenger of the stolen IN alt,
Stored in the hallowed precincts Of that ball
That rose complete at Jacks creative call.
Here stalks the impetuous Cow with crump-
led horn,
Whereon the exacerbating hound was torn,
Who bayed the feline slaughter beast, that
slew,
The rat predaceous, whose keen fangs ran
through
The textile fibres that involved the grain
That lay in Hans invioate domain.
Here walks the forlorn damsel, crowned with
LactifeTous spoils from vaccine dugs who
drew,
OF that corniculate beast whose tortuous horn
Tossed to the clouds, in fierce vindictive scorn,
The baying hound, whose braggard bark and
stir,
Arched the 1.-THE spiue and reared the indig-
nant fur,
Of puss, that with verminiedai claw
Struck the wierd rat, in whose insatiate NAV
Lay reeking malt that erst in Juan's courts
saw.
ROBBED in senescent garb, that seems in sooth
Too long prey to Ceron's iron tooth,
Behold the man whose amorous lips incline,
Full with young Eros osculative sign,
TO the iorn maiden whose lact-albic hands
Drew albu-lactic milk from tactical glands
OF that immortal bovine, by whose horn
Distort, to realms ethereal was borne,
The beast catuean, vexer of that SLY
Ulysse quadrupedal, who made die
The old mordacious rat that dared devour
Antecedaneous Ale in John s domestic bower.
Lo here, with hirsute honor dotted, succinct
OF saponaceous locks, the Priest who linked
In Hymen's golden bands the man unthrift
Whose means exiguous stared from many q
rift,
Even as he kissed the virgin all forlorn,
Who MIXED the COW with implicated horn,
Who in fierce wrath the canine torturer skied,
That dared to vex the insidous murcide,
Who let auroral affiuence through the pelt
Of that sly ra. that robbed the palace Jack
had built.
The loud cantankerous Shanghai comes at
last,
Whose shouts aroused the shorn ecclesiast,
Who sealed the vows of Hymen's sacrament,
To him who, robed the garments INDECENT,
Exosculates the damsel lachry
The emulgator of the horned brute morose,
That tossed the dog, that worried the cat, that
Kilt
The rat that ate the malt that lay in the house
that Jack built.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

Life is made of sunshine and
shadow. When the shadow is up
on you, do not resort to brandy,
or cigars, or any of the like slim
ulants to resuscitate your droop-
ing spirits, but visit some female
friend, your wife if youare married,
and have half hours chat with
her. 1t will do more to dispel the
gloom than all the stimulants you
can take.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

A little girl after returning from
church where she saw collection
taking up for the first time, relat.
cd what took place, and among
other things she said, with all her
childish innocence, that 'a man
passed around plate that had
some money on it, but l didn't
take any
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

The editor Of Chicago child
ren's paper received q letter from
a lady subscriber. who writes: Our
little Annie died last week. after
reading the last number of your
valuble paper. Parties who have
more children than they want
should subscribe for that periodi :
cal.
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It is confidently asserted that a

It is confidently asserted that a
poor young man has but two al
teraatives, to go to work or 60 to
ruin. A great number choose the
latter. 1t is singular ch dice; but
those who make it may be seen
any fine day loungiDg in squads
about the corners of the street,
with stumps of cigars in their
mouths. or with tumblers of viii
famous spirits in their hands.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

An old cynic, at a concert, the
other night, read in the programs
me the title of a song. viz: % give
me q cot in the valley / love-
Reading it attentively he growled
out: We'll, if l had my choice, I
should ask for Jedstead'
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

Johnny, said mother to her
son, nine years old, go and wash
your face. / am ashamed to see
you come to dinner with so dirty
a mouth. 1 did wash it; mamma,
and feeling his upper lip, he added
bravely, think it must be a mus
tache coming.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

never knew man yet, said an
old author, who could not bear an
others misfortunes like Chris
tain, which reminds us of the cd
lady who thought every calamity
that happened to herself a trial,
and every one that happened to
her friend, a judgement.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

Hon. David Kilgore, went fish
ing on Sunday. The pesky and
nose ing Grand Jury found it out,
and indicted the Judge. The case
was dismissed, for the reason, we
suppose, that he had fallen into
bad habits while member Of Con-
gress.-Ind. Herald.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

A Massachusetts paper express
es its regret at learning that one
Of the popular monthly magazines
has expired, or at least reiapsed
into the quiescence of momenigo-
nv.
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pIdntdti0n BItteGs.
S. T.---186O---x.

This wonderful vegetable re-
storative is the sheet-anchor of
the feeble and debilitated. AS
a tonic and cordial for the aged
and languid, it has no equal
among stomachics. AS rem
edy for the nervous weakness to
which women are especially sub
ject, it is superseding every
other stimulant. In all climates,
tropical, temperate or frigid, it
acts as a specific in every spe-
cies Of disorder which under
mines the bodily strength and
breaks down the animal spirits.
For sale by all druggists.
So sm
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Horace Greeley once tried to
make living as writing master,
and failed. His copy was, virtue
has its own reward, and the schol
ars got it, washing with soap is
wholly absurd.
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A person whose life is full Of
good works, whose heart is devo-
ted to God, whose faith and hope
are sincere, will never be surpris-
ed by death.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-06-11

The most unwholesome bread,
in the long run, is that taken from
other mems mouths.
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A long face is plaguy apt to COW
err q long cons cience, that's a fact.
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How is it, my DEAR inquired a
school-mistress of a little girl.
that you do not understand this
simple thing?'
Il do not know, indeed she an
swered, with perplexed look,
but | sometimes think / have so
many things to learn that l have
no time to understand
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Some 210 pairs of twins were
born in Michigan in six months Of
1869,
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ne Office open from 1880 A. NJ. to 7:30
On Sunday, from 300 to 1000 AN
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Copies of All Claims,

In any Patent issued by the Patent Office
since 1886, will be furnished on the receipt
of 81, the applicant giving the full name of
the Patentee. nature the invention, date
ofthe Patent, &c.
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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1870-11-30
-UuIS CIUIy,
A. FL. STEPHENS.


In Boeneo, marriage, which gen.
orally succeeds a heightened routine OF
enigmatical courtship peculiar to those
people, Is celebrated with great pomp
and considerable originality. The bride
and bridegroom are conducted from OPP
posite ends of the village to the spot
where the ceremony is performed
They are seated on two bars of iron,
symbolical of the vigorous and lasting
blessing in store for them. A cigar
and betel leaf, carefully prepared with
areca nut, are put into the hands OF
each. One Of the officiating priests ad-
vances, waves two fowls over the heads
of the betrothed, and in a long address
to the Supreme Being, and short one
to the couple, calls down eternal bless
ings on them, implores that peace and
happiness may attend the union, and
gives some temporal advice, sometimes
more medical than SANITY. The spir-
itual part being thus concluded, the
material succeeds. The heads of the
affianced are knocked together three or
four times; then the bridegroom puts
his betel leaf and cigar into the mouth
of the bride; and thus they are ac-
kuowledged welded couple, with the
sanction of their religion. At later
period, on the nuptial evening. fowls
are killed, the blood caught in two cups,
and from it's color the priest foretells
the future happiness or misery of the
newly married. The ceremony is clos
ed by feast. much dancing and noisy
music Exchange.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1870-11-30

WHAT BREAKS Down YopNG MEN.
1t is commonly received notion that
hard study is the unhealthy element of
college life. But from tables of the
mortality of Harvard University, col
lected by Professor Pierce from the
last triennil catalogue, it is clearly de-
monstrated that the excess of death
for the first ten years after graduation
Is found in that portion of each class
Of inferior scholarship. Every one
who has seen the curriculum knows
that where Aeschylus and political
economy injure one, late hours and
rum punches use up Il dozen, and that
their two little fingers are heavier than
the loins of Enclid. Dissipation is a
sure destroyer, and every young man
who follows it as the early flower ex-
posed to untimeiy frost. Those who
nave been invigled in the path of vice
are named Legion. A few hours sleep
each night, high living and plenty of
smashes" make war upon every func-
ton of the body. The brain, the heart,
The lungs, the liver, the spine, the
limbs, the bones, the flesh, every part
aud faculty are overtasked and weak
eaed by the terrific energy of passion
ioosened from restraint, until like a
ta'tapidatca mansion, the "earthIy
honse of this tabernacle" falls iuto
ialnoas decay. Fast young men, right
aOout.-l Scientific American.
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ELECTION PROCLAMATION \
MAYORS OFFICE,

MA1OkS OFFICE, I
Alexandria, La, November 90, 1870.
DURSUANT to an Act to II corpo-
l. rate the Town of Alexandria, APP
proved September Goth, 1868, by H. C.
Warmoth, Governor of Louisiana, there
will be an election held in each Ward,
on MONDAY, JANUARY I'd, 1871, by
the citizens Of each Ward qualified to
vote by the laws of this State and the
United States, and who shall be resi-
cents of the Ward in which they offer
to vote for ten days preceding the cleo
tion-to elect one Mayor, one Treasu-
rer and one Comptroller also one
Councilman for each Ward, to serve
for two years. Polls will be opened at
the following places:
Ward No. AT the Store OIL. Cos
sens. Commissioners of election-L.
Gossens, L. o. Rorick and Frank w.
Howard.
Ward No. 2-At the Warehouse of
E. r. BiOssat. Commissloners-S. H.
Story, Louis MaIachosky and J. j.
Goffe.
Ward No. Sat the Town Hail.
Commissioners-Mir Rosenthal, Jas.
Moore and Bernard Mayer.
Ward No. AT the Paint Shop of
w. 0. Dammon. Commissioners
0. Dammon, James Raleigh and David
D. Rogers.
Ward No. Sat the residence of w.
w. Wilmington, Jr. Commissioners
j. c. French, w. c. johnson and w.
w. Wilmington, Jr.
Polls will be opened at 6 o'clock A.
NJ. and closed at o'clock P. NJ.
JAMES w. OSBORN,
}. NJ. BARRETT, Mayor.
Secretary.
Nov 2ASt