The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1870-03-17


who put their money in ma,rimony who
could set down and Civ 4 good writ
ten opinyn why tina cum to did it.
This liza crate prule that it liz one OF
them natral kind of acksidents that
must happen, jist az burds fly out ov
the nest, when tina has tethers enough,
without bein able tn tell why.
/ Sum marry for buty, and never dis.
kuver their mistake this liz lucky,
Sum marry for mummy and-dopt
see it.
Sum marry fur pedigree and feel big
for six months, and then very sensi-
bly, cum tew the confusion that ped
inree amt no better than skim milk.
Sum marry to please their relashuns
and are surprised to learn that their
rclashuns don't keer cuss fur them
afterwards.
Sum marry bekase they have been
highsted somewhar else; this IL q cross
match, a bay and a sorrel; pride may
make it endurable.
Sum marry for low without cent in
their pocket, nor friend in the world
nor a drop ov pedigree. This looks
desperate but it IL the strength Of the
game.
If marrying for 10y amt sucksess'
then matrimony is ded beet.
Sum marry bekause they think VIM
min.will be skarse next year, and liv
tew wonder how the crop holds out
Sum marry tcw git rid ov themse'fs,
and diskover that the game was one
that two could play at and neither win.
Sum marry the second time tew git
even, and find tia gambling game, the
more they put down tneless tina take
up.
Sum marry to be happy, and not
finding it, wonder WHARF all the hap
pincss goes to when it dies.
! Sum marry, they cant tell viii, and
liv tina cant tell how.
/ Almost everybody gifts married, and
it is a good joke.
Sum marry in haste. ard then set
down and carefully think it over,
Sum think it over careful fust, and
then set down and marry.
Both ways are right if tina hit the
mark.
Sum marry rakes to convert them.
This IL little risky and takes q smart
missionary to do it.
Sum marry coquetts. This is like
buying poor farm, heavily mortgage
and working the balance of yure .days
to clear oph the mortgages.
Married life haz its chances, and this
is just what givs it its flavor. Every
boldly luvs TO phool with the chances,
bckanse everybody expects to win.
But authorized to state that every
body don't win.
But after aul, married life is full az
the dry goods Dizziness.
No man kan swear exactly where he
will fetch up when lie touches calico.
Kno man kan tell fist what calico
haz made mp its mind to do next.
Calico don't know even herself.
Dri goods Ov aul kinds IL the child
Nv circumstances.
Sum never marry, but this is Just as
risky, the diseaze il the same, with no
other name to it.
The man who stands on the bank
shivvering, and dassent, IL more apt
to ketch kold, than him who pitches
biz he'd fust into the river.
Thare IL but phew hoo never marry
bckause tina wont, tina all banker and
most ov them starv with slices of bread
before them-spread on both sides
iist for the like ov grit.
Marry yung. is mi motto.
hay tried it, and know what | am
talkin about.
ennybody asks you why you got
marrid tell him you don't recoleckt.
Marriage is safe way tew gamble,
| if you win yu win pile, and if yu lose
yu don't lose emmy thing, only the
privilege ov living dismally alone, and
soaking your own feet.
Irepeat it, in italicks, marry yung. q.
Thare liz but one good excuse for a
marriage late in life, and that ia
second marriage.
n.