The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1870-11-02


| First. You are perfect IDIOTS 10 40 OH
in this way. Your bodies are the most
beautiful Of Gods creations. In the Con-
tinpntal galleries j always saw groups of
people gatlsarci about the pictocy Of wo-
linen. IL was not passion the gazcrs were
just US likely to be women as lncli it was
because ot vhe wondrous beauty u yo-
man body. ~ n ~
Now. stand with inc at my Office VIM
dow and see q ladypa There goes one
Now, isil that pretty looking object?
i A big hump, three big humps. wilder
ness Of crinps and frilIs. d hauling Up Of
/ tho dress here aud there, aal enormous, Iii
dcous mass of laisc hair or bark piled oil
top on her head, surnountcd by d little
fiat, ornanented with bits of lace, birds
tails, &C., &c. The shop windows teIl ns,
all day long. of the paddings, whalcbones
and steel springs, which oscupy most Of
space within that outside rig.
Ia the Iialne o. alI the simple, sweet SEN
Itences which cluster around home. 1
would ask. howIis i alnan to fall in love
with such piece Of compound, double
twisted, touch-mo-nol artifciais, as YOU SEQ
in that wrigglins curiosity.
Secondly, with that wasp ysist, sqneez-
ling your lungs, stomach, liver and other
vital organs. into one half their natural
sizc, ana with that loug trail dragging On
the ground, how can any man q sense.
who knows that life is made up Of use, of
service, Of work, how can be take such u
lpartneri He must be desperate. indeed,
TO unite himself for life with such fetter-
cd, balf-breathing ornamentl
Thirdly. your bad dress aud lack Of ex-
errise lead to bad health. and men wisely
fear that Instead Of a helpmate they would
get an invalid to take care Of. This bad
health in you, just as in men, makes The
mind as well as the body faddled and ef-
feminate. You have no pore, no magne-
tisnl | know you gigglc freely and use
big adjcctiyes such as .'splendid," ..aw-
lfuI," but then this dou't deceive us; VIC
can see through it all. You arc superb
cial, affected. silly !; you have none Of that
wowanly strength and warmth which are
80 assuring aud attractive to man. Why
you became 80 childish and weak-minded
that you refuse to wear decent names even.
and insist upon baby names. Instead Of
| Helen, Margaret aud Elizabeth, you affect
i Nellie. Maggie and Lizzie. When your
brothers we're babies you called them Rob
| BY, Dicky and johnny; but when they
grow mp TO manhood, no more of that silly
trash ii you please. But l know a wo-
man Of - years, and she is as big as both
my grandfathcrs, put together, who insists
on being called Kitty, and her real name is
Cathsrine: although her brain is big g
nongh 10 conduct affairs Of State, she does
nothing but giggle, cover up her face with
her fan, and cxclaim once in four minutes.
:. Don't now, you arc real mean"
How can man propose life partner
ship 70 such silly gooscg My dear girls,
! yon must. Il you would get husbands, and
; decent ones, dress in plain. neat becoming
! garments, and talk Ike sensible, earnest
sisters.
You say that the most sensible men are
: crazy after these butterflies of fashion. |
! beg your pardon; itis not 20. Occasion
ally man Of brilliant success may marry
silly, weak woman. but, as | have heard
women nay hundred times, that the most
. sensible men choose women without sense,
is simplyabsurd. Ninoteen times in twen-
ty sensible men choose sensible women.
: grant you that in company they arc very
: likely II chat and toy with tbUsn oycrdreS-
cd and forward creatures; but they don't
ask thcm 20 20 10 the altar with them.
. Fourthly. Among the yosrg men IL
tic nlatsinoniaI market, only very small
number are Independently ri.h, and In A.
mvrica such very rarely make good hus-
: bands. Bat the number u thOee who are
. Just beginning ~ lifs, who are Glcd with >
, noblc ambition who have afuture. Is very
: largc. These arc worth having. But iust
viii not. they dare not, ask you 10 JOIN
them while they scc you 20 idle. % silly,
. and 81 gorgeously attifed. let them tee
: that YOU are industrious. economical. with
9 habits That secure your health and strength
: that your life X earnest and real. that you
. would bu willing to begin at the beginning
lin life with the nan YOU would consent G
! marry, then marriage will become the rule
: and not a now. tue exception.
= i issi. sfss--v ~. - -
! II Is the opinion Of many persons tha
! the late unprecedented frcshct IN the Jamc
I and Shenandoah rivers was not caused BY
: ) continued rain, but BY something like th'
! bursting Of q 'wator spout, on orabou
their head waters and their sources ars no
7 very grcat, distance apart. The Goo
!; came down 10 The Shenandoah in grcs
! waves succeeding each other fapidly.
Elentmlrid Gazette.
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5. A GREAT GRAIN MAnkkr. --Milwat
II koe Is tho greatest grain market In u
= world. II has Ak large elevators. able |
q bold from half million to a million an
~ a half bushels. Yot last week Eve hund
i. rcd cars were standing IN the freight yart
Z y AMI ~. tl.s frae,s n the oitv nunble Il Ill