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New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
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ROCKY HuI.-Henry wauremasser, ser,rsnt m County, and
slaughter by the Grand Jury OF sons 10 Rocky Hill
who Jumped " his bail, was taken pso" '"
/
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BIRliCTORS:

hor JORN ny k,R-Yofk.
JOHN J. CGANt. cI-Pres'deB'
BSas Republic.
VA. N. SfRMILYE. Banker Yer
mlre CO..
CHAS. G.. RO, KWOOD, Cashier
sewslb Barkiuc 90.
Hon. GFC. cpDNKE. oI Nsyor Of
N-w-i.Ik.
hlNGF .. MORGAN Banker.
THOMAS RIGNE1, 6m Thomas
k.guey 3 c..
PIN. b. SHERMAN, Trsas. y.
/. Steam Su,sI Refining Co.
AkBON ARNOLD. tim Arnold
Constable 4 Go.
kIjHARD II. BOVINE. Nemoro
& BOwue Law rr,.
HIS. WALBRlDGH. Prs. Bank
fol the P6opl', E0l,10. o.
VA Z. HOOKER. Vie, President.
WN " WRIGHT, Merchant.
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

III. y. SQURE's. ~ FuitOn-st.. Ncw-IoTk, is
place boy Iabe NATCHE, bGe bANN5s eLUcc gkS
ytRI, and STEKIING SILyEBvAsIl BamOBds stoecs.1
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

THE ELECTION ATpROACIuSG.-Pc0pl in
spite fsv will wager The rssu of th election and fact
worldly q The popular Hat for b, purpose KSoI Bat
s universally appreciated and this prcb,"y accounts for
IL. Buy your Hats a. KooIs, 2l2 Broadway
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
HOME NEWS.
TER WEATHER

RyNAPKe-In 1850 OIt. 2l, thormOmetcr at q. W, FU
sn m sac; II D. M. 40. This month"; thus far, 96lC0
inches Of rain have fallen The average fall for October
a 70 100 inches
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
LATEST SHIP AEHS.



NhhiNfp'
Steamship Jsuo hdg,i, iocty9od Chsreson, w sto ys''
steamship INfhans, hese te's'cpIa me- -
bsls hsi w. Sy1, whs par p JT9 "a s ,rsbo ~
SblP LOWS WASH mn ~ Ia a.. e-NN,
brf 'gu,ee n@fse.' ~ 70" W' nay - p '' u'!' '
-. ss AiSk, e., !, % Wsrld5 3si.is Io,,t
Srtr lcs {. Smith Bolbu WminFc Ne jt't 'vs stcIes
sCHooNb"'-h''fh ~ cor .'l. ..
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r"i'lf ,tt'.'o"' I,sI, Rs
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r.+..i. go. NIp,rr uent,S
a. ns W,...,y H.te ~ Eaves ,>up,ii.u,.
VI = T,,Ju.'' p.,.s,., { A .f..r... Pt,,o ,yc,
Claf. tjorTI %, O.. i..t.. s.,f Fiovi.rrr.
VI "a Fb.o I,o,.!.r4 g ~ Cnmu.ags. Pr,,iL 'aos
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
'VHE NEW ARTICLE OF FOOD.

20. TWENTY Five CENTS YoU can BUY or yOUc DRrG.
GIsTO GROCER PACKAGE or SEA MOSS FARINE MANUFAC
TUREp FROM PURE IRISH MOSS OR 'ARgAGtES, WHICH
WILL MAKE SIXTEEN QUARTS of BLANC NANGE, AND 4 LIKE
QUANTITY OP PUppINGs, CCsTARDS. CREAMS CHARLOTTE
RUssE &c &c IT Is BY FAR THE CHEAPEST, HEtLIHIESf
AND MOST DELICIOUS FOOD IN THE WOPlD.
RAND SEA FARISE 90.
So PARK-PLACE \. 7.
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

~.
HOME-Mades happy Ggp3yyo1y, by the hso,%es nse of
E-CONVENIENCES-
III CHERRY PECTORAl TR0CHIs,
gocd repeiy fof Colds
HOME-WhO has a place they call Home,
i Il and 90 CHERRY PECrORaI TRoCBbs hhi
HOME-Pictures, Father, Mother and the Baby
ali eating CHERRY PICTORIAL TRotliES sroisi the Hearth
HOME-It is not enjoyable when all the
ehliren are coughing and CHERRY PICTORIAL IRoCHbs
HOME-Take CHERRY PICTORIAL TRIO
CHBs uo,e tho smihs and comfort they produce
HOME-Home-Sweet Home, made so by
III CHERRY PECT0RAL TROciIES.
Cures our Colds apd inaneBIa-
HONEr-Iniluences CHERRY PECTORAL
j TROCHkS"
CAVINGS BANK and LIFE ASSURANCE.
rCoNnNIc Al uIrTJTAI. I IFF INSURANCE. CO.
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

JAMES p. hAGEE. A,hAiS
Book Concern. Boston.
WI. WlLKKNS, Grm ". Ns~
G'p.
JCLITs n. PRATT, PIa.id.st ~
,loa.clais X. K, y. J.
tn A.. J. STARR, Merchant
WILLIAM ALLEN. Serchsut
GIO. ". CUlLER, Dspfer, Ps'-
uyrl. y. Y.
GEO. T. HOPE, Prea Cobhseats.
Ere lns. 90.
JORS Ii. SHERWOOD, PARK
place.
WALTON II. PECKHAX. Pea.
cent. 1875 ftil-sve.
EDW ARD II. WRIGHT, Ss~,rt
M.
GEo. W. PARLBB, Rrles a n
tus. BaBierS
wv. J.. COGswBLL, sr~ssst
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
DLANTATlON BIITERS.

r. T.-l9Go--X
THIS wONDERFrL VEGETABLE RESTORATIVE Is THt
shEET.ASCHOR or THE FEEBLE AND DEBiLIthrEn AZ 4
TONIC CORDIAL FOR TrIE AGED AND LANGLID 1T HAS
NO RQuAL AMONG sTOHACHICs. As A REMEDY POR 1llh
NERVOUS WEAKNESS TO WHICH WOMEN ARE ESPECIALLY
SUBJECT IT rs SCPERSEDING EVERY OTHER sTiM'LANr
IN ALL CLIMATES, TROPICAL TEMPERATE, or fRGID, IL
ACTS As SPECIFIC IN EVERY SPECIES or DISORDER WHICH
UNpsRMINES THE BODILY STRENGTH AND DREAMS DOWN
THE ANIMAL SPIRITS.
VIRGINIA AND TENNESSEE AIRLINE.
GENERAL EASTERN OFFICE, 800 BROADWAY.
shippers notified th gh will is r'efV"1 @ ~ P"hs
named tsrf 10
VIRGINIA..
TENNESSEE,
GEORGIA, ALABAMA,
NiISSI ISSlPPI.
AR<A y -AS.
On and sfer SATURDAY. the 22d int.
Passengers through via
BALTIMORE,
NORFOLK, AND
EYNCHBUR6,
south. &. T.. EVANS,
N...Yorl Oct D. 1870 GENERAL BASTERS AGENT.
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
CASH PREMIUMS.
IMMEDIATE ANNUAL DIVIDENDS.
The Entire Profits fthe COmpan! Divided EqDilably
Among the Policy Holders
ALL POLICIES N0N.F0RFEIrApL
ANNUAL REPORT,
January !, 1870.

h"sft Jat y o.
se- ro,o, ,,ud IN 1919 5l58 in,ulg 426,5s2
Police jan 1870 10 81, insIng $500 6e
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

CtsE DIVIDENDS Upon THE 90 'COSTRBUTIoN PLAY,
BANGING FROM 10 TO 80 PER CENT PAID DURING
THE CURRENT YEAR.
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

~. ,hi Wa Thomas ~hc coming o. 81" ue Ius This
rls Ils eOusC WITH le s'h OEit shug be- bos
and df'ts sud tssilr I s sfLvi N Onu td bcr ttoom
aud bead y'sf - chilly dsmai iei
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22
MERICAN WATC II f. y
" coin AND SILVER CAskS

:" '"' DIIMOND JEWELRY, SEAL RINGS,
and aver, variety of PINE JBWkIRl.
r.. IL. BYNNER & 90, 1s0 BROADWAY
New-York tribune., 1870-10-22

NEwARK.-Charles Cain, Democratic Alder
usn Of THE city has been arrested charged with drunk
and breach % the peace Edward Kearney age
-, residing At No "a MonrOest, has been arrested
chsryod with hav wing forged note for & upon Daniel
j.. Nelson Of kingston NcstclcstCT COuDty..A resi-
o. nj II ths city who as recently lost t0J by the pol
10y gaxe alleges that he Ia, secured positive evidence
nf tie fraudu IL which the lotteries are con
Gnced and has gal preceding for the re
c0veTy Of his money. He asserts that hackers ana
patrons daily defTauded through the manipulation OF
the dra wings by those who have control ~ them.
sIng3 instnCH T. related wherein the numbers we're 80
arranged after the policy books closed at ss
~ " hh" a certain prominent baCker" over tSl0.
TkEST0H--Paulck McDOnOugh. 81 policeman, On
trial Tor peT'Onatng Revenue detective ana eVy1ng
Dac nsan upon liquor dealeTs lu Hudson County,
found guilty upon the fret count ana sentenced to one
yC6rs Imprisonment, There 1ye indictments
t4Csm.h lending. The Taylor iZOuays IanCeFs
srfiyOd Yesterday Afternoon on u target eICurtOn Tho
Gompsx~ rave nj exhibition drill sud cQUuDspced tyDg
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

The ErrEcr OF rHE AMENDMHxr.-
The design Of the Fifteenth Amendns11
is to strengthen the Radical party, ~ ~
introduction ofth negro element A1saa6y
their press is beginning to reckon ths ntin.
Der of votes they will secure in tbs man
ner. They win and, however, that thsy
have committed 40 egfegioui bllo1sf.
The Fifteenth Amendment has beeu 4
upon the people against their will IT,
are many thousands Of Repuhlicsps M
do not approve either Of the Apendu6el
or the manner of its adoption. Th6oppo.
sition will manifest itself a the b1ileS ~
when they arc elbowed sst'of the ssy -
make room for the African. Ihat ~ -.
publicans will secure the negro y6te9.b =
probably true, though expeticnce q g.
south teaches that they do not tiGits p !
unit; but, while saiaisg iswhsu1rja =
this way, they will lose sths1aads -
whites. Practical applieaGioa ef ~ ~
trine Of equality viii disgmt anf /, s5isa
from their support ten vhits S6s1ss y
every negro they sesnFe. WIS., tGese'
fore, they expect % psspetsafa ths;rps1ss
through negro hallois, ihey DO - uiflpi
understanding The sitaation. ssas
0cyWe. ~ fi IN q IA 5 5.t sa3&f
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

New MArRIMoNIAL FAsuIoN.-A new
thing for brides is plain gold bracelet,
which fastens with golden key, and which
tho husband places on her arm at the alter,
locking it. and placing tho key on his
yatoh chain. The bracelet cannot be re-
moved without the husbands assistance,
and thus both are constantly reminded Of
each othcr. Commenting on this, the
wicked Indianapolis Airrar AYERS that ont
that way no such reminder is necessary.
Tho husband remcmbars his wife by q
bald spot on the top Of his head, and by
tho periodical presentation Of milliner's
bills.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

PUNCH SCIENTIFICALLY C0NsIDERED
The Exeter (Eug.) Change has the fol
lowing burlesque on the style Of scientific
'lectures--Prof. Tyndall, especially: "Ex
pertinent has proven that the juice of three
or four lemons, and three quarters of q
pound of loaf.sugar dissolved in abou,
three piuts of boiling water, give saporous
waves which strike the palate at such in.
tervals that the thrilling acidity of the
lemon juice and the cloying sweetness Of
the sugar are no longer distinguishable.
We have, 10 fact, . harmony Of saporiic
notes. The pitch, however, is too low,
and to heighten it we infuse in the boil
ing water the fragrant yellow rind Of one
lemon. Here we might pause, if the soul
Of man craved no higher results than lem
onade. But, to obtain the culninating
saporosity Of punch, we must dash into the
bowl at least pint Of rum, and nearly the
same volume Of brandy. The moluscules
of alcohol, sugar and citric acid collide,
an entirely new series Of vibrations is pro.
duced-tremors to which the dullest palate
is attuned. In punch, then, we have
rhythm within rhythm, and allthat philos.
ophy can do is to take kindly to its subtle
harmonies." fs rnaE .5 s.l a5s af9sg
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09
Social Equality in Washington.

John w. Forncy has made himself a
very remarkable social innovator under
the new order of things prescribed by Sum.
ucr rt al. While others have contcntcd
themselves, under the Fifteenth Amend
ment, with according political or equality
without distinctio, ORA or color, John
w., has gone biz step tui:her on the
path Of progress lie has reduced the
equality dogma to its logical social consc.
uicnces, that is to say, he has thrown
wide open his doo,s and beckoned Mr..
Sambo, Mr.. Lo, a, we'll as Mr.. Caucasian,
to enter Last Thursday evening, his in.
vitation, thus generally extended, was ac-
ccpted, and the social wonder so long
dreaded became az .tatt accompH. For
ncy's evening party was indeed the most
remarkable one of the season. No other
man in Washington could have gathered
sucl, a curious social mcl0nge, made up,
rs it was, Of all political aud physica!
shades except, perhaps the Nongnlian.
There were President Grant. Secretaries
Fish. Boutwell,, Bc!knap. and Cox; At
torney General Hoar aud Postmaster Gen
eral Crcswcll; and right at their Ministc-
riul elbows, nay fraternizing, on perfect
level for the uonce (was it for the nonce,
Colonel?) was Professor Vashon (colorcd, }
Of Howard University, scientific worthy,
addicted to big words; also j. Z. Cook,
another colorcd gentleman, who fills the
position Of City Register in this town /;
ulso two or three other darkeys, whose
names I cannot recall just now; also some
Indian notables; and then crowd Of dis.
tincuishcd Senators and Representatives,
witha sprinkiing Of Supreme Court Judges,
three or four diplomats, and a general
mirxm gatherum Of Radicals, Conserva.
tives, aud all sorts Of political odds and ends.
What do you think Of that for social
feat? Could anybody but the facile and
facinating John W., have accomplished it !
If there is one other, ! don't know his
name.
The party, says Torncy, demonstrated
ono curious fact, namely: "Tha. social
equality 10 not such arcpulsivc thing after
al. These colored guests were dressed
we'll, behaved we'll, and were treated we'll.
A few mistakes occurred which may be
pardoued under the circumstances. For
instances, Major Poorc (whitc) unintcn-
tionally tortured vashon, (black.) Poore
came in late aud was thirsty. Vashon
with his specks on, sat at tho table. Said
Feovs 70 vashon: var .}. -a9
Ia $50 and get me some wine, my good
fellow" ~
Said Vashon with all the dignity Of his
saos, TO Poore Sir, / think we have
met before, at Summers. I believe am
addressing Major Poorc, aln I not? And
tho Major must remember that We dined
together with Senator Sumner" .,.
3D. Said Poors. "Oh, l beg your pardon
So wc did, sir. How are you, Professor: ?:
Aud Poore and Vashon embraced. II
il not necessary to explain that Poore 500
ing Vashon "a colorsd mau) at tho table
supposed him to be waiter aud ordered
the wine. Mishaps will happen in the
best regulated families you know.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09
~ Queen Victoria is the richest widow

II Queen Victoria is the richest widow
in the world. She has an income that is
large enough to render any man happy At
her domestic 6reside. Her allowance from
the British Government is f385, 600, 70
which must be added f25, 900 from tho
Duchy Of Lancaster, making total Of
G4lO,0 900 per annum. besides at least .
dozen rent-free castles, palaces, and man
sions. As she accepted legacy Of E250,-
600 from Mr.. Neeld (who passed over his
own relatives to enrich her as she in
heritcd 4l, 900, 900 from Prince Albert 10
1861, and as she has not spent third Of
her allowance since his death, it 10 estima-
ted that her Msjesty's cash capital, we'll
invested, is at least E2 .000, 900. II
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

~ Mrs. Amelia Hobbs has been elect
Cd Justice of the Peace for Jersey Land.
ing township, Jersey county, Illinois, BY q
majority Of twcuty.six votes. This is the
arst woman ever elected to Office ip that
Sta.e. II l--.l.-.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09
gHEWAsH1Sa1oNSrANDARD
10 ISSUED Every SATURDAY MORNING Br
@ joHn MILLER MURPHY,
EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR.
@ Subscription Rates,
Per annum 90
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INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE.
Advertising Rates.

0us square, one Insertion .............. "..S3 90
Each additional insertion.... ............"- l 90
Business cards, per quarter."". ....." s 90
n- liberal deduction will be made In fa-
vor Of those who advertise four squares, or up
wsrds, by the year. I'D
~ Legal notices viii! be charged to the
Attorney or officer authorizing their insertion,
~ Advertisements sent from a distance,
and transient notices, must be accompanied by
the cash.
~ Announcements of births, marriages
and deaths inserted fee Of charge
ea- Obituary notices, or "poetry" append
cd to marriages or deaths, will be charged one
half our regular advertising rates. We will
not hereafter dcvatc from this rule.
~ Blanks, bill-hcads, cards, circulars,
catalogues, bills Of fare, posters, programmes,
pamphlets, ETC., printed at reasonable rates.
OrrtcE-Corner Of Second and Washington
Streets.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

How THE SERPENT "CAME IT OvER'
EvE.-A Frenchman's account Of the
temptation and fall:
Monsieur Adam, be wake up; he see
uue belle demoiselle aslip in 20 garden
VOLTA de la chance. "Bon jour, Madam
w." Madam ", she wake: she hole he,
fan before to her face. Adam put up his
eye-glass to admire re tableau. Zey make
one promenade. Madam ", she feel hun.
cry; she see appel on ze arbre. Serpent
re promeuc sur rarbre, make one walk on
&c tree. +" Mons le Serpent" say "" weel
you not have ze bonte to peek me some
appel, Jai faim ?" "Certaiunent," mad.
ame," say ze serpent, charme de vous
YOUR" Hola, mon ami, ar.r-r-eter vous,' =
say Adam: "stop, stop quesongen, yous
flirc? What madness is zees? You
must not peek ze appel" Zs snake, he
take one pinch of snuff; he say: "Ah,
Mons. Adam, do you not know zere is nos
sing prohebeet for &c ladies'? Madam ",
permcet me to offer you some Of this fruit
defendu." Iv she make one courtesy, &c
snake he fll her whole parasol with appel;
he say: "Eritis sicut Deus. Mons.
Adam he will eat re appel, he will
become like one Dieu, know re good and
&c evil but you, madam ", cannot be-
come more of a goddess xan you are now. "
And zis finish madam ".
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

RouGH ON THE PRErrY MAN.-Fanny
Fern, is after the pretty man Of the period,
"who scents his handkerchief, twirls =
switch cane, parts his hair in the middle,
and places himselfin in conspicuous posi-
ton, that the ladies may admire. We all
know the puppy. He is our conventional
man of the barbcr's window, wax-6gure
head pattern; with pet locks in the mid
die Of his forehead, and raspberry mus
tachc with six hairs in it, paint.pot on his
check and little dot of goatee on his
chin, with pretty blinking little studs in
his shirt bosom, and little neck.tie that
looks as if he would faint il II were
tumbled. I'd as leave look at poodle. /
always feel desire to nip it with pair Of
sugar tongs, drop it gently into bowl Of
cream, and strew pink rose leaves oyer the
little remains.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

a@ It is now proposed to put eu'igrant
cars on the fast trains, and put passengers
through From Now York to San Francisco
At ESQ per hcad, provided the othcr roads
agree. att snra-l-W H4-r
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

r. Pari. has . new iaventioa, port:
bio fresh butter churn, 10 bc used at the
t.blc each meal. It Is made Of cut crysr
| I / and mounted oo silver 6set. a silver
rod rcyoivcs quickly in the cream, and pc
sents pat Of butter every three minutes.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

ny Kossuth is writing his autobiogta'
ply. 1t will appear simultaneously in . J
languages.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

w Pennsylvania gains $4,000 voters
by the 18th Amendment.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

be conducted under military surveilanes,
and every ballot. box surrounded By bayo.
nets, over which the people are 70 have no
control; elections precisely like t6oss
which elevated Napoleon the Third 70
supreme power, and to the same intent,
without single characteristic Of an inde-
pendent ballot east BY free people. The
commissioners who are empowered to eoatrol
our election with the /" sole right TO decide
on the qpali6cations Of all vstsrs," are
like Stanton's military Courts" organized
to convict" Such election would be only
proofs Of our utter subjugation sud dsgra-
dation. The Examiner is right in say
ing: Unless the American people are
towards and slaves they will welcome
these minions Of power, when they at
tempt to interfere in their elections, with
bloody hands to hospitable graves"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

w Tho pextdoor neighbor 70 th. lady
brokers' in New York IS KissSn.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

FAsHIONs.-An eastern exchange in
speaking of the fashions says:
Taken as class, women can contrive
more outlandish and ugly fashions than
one would think possible without the gift
Of inspiration. Take, for instance, the
waterfall. First, it represents a bladder
Of Scotch snuff; next, it is hung down q
woman's back like canvass. covered ham ;
afterwards, it counterfeited a turnip on the
back of the head; now it sticks outstraight
behind, and looks like wire muxsle on q
greyhound. Nesting in the midst Of this
long stretch Of hair. rc2oses little batter
cake Of bonnet, like jocky saddle on q
long backed race horse.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

u The Louisville Conricy. Journal says
that the runor that as soon as the Six
teenth Amendment to the Constitution
shall have placed women upon a perfect
equality with man, the Hon. Susan b.
Anthony will challenge Tom Allen, Jem
Mace and Mike McCoole to a series Of
mills for the championship aud the excur-
sion money, is not generally credited"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

Coop ApvICE-Wc commend the fol.
lowing t. the careful consideration of the
parents Of boys:
\ word TO parents. Keep your boys at
home after dark. If absent with your
leave, know that they are not in mischief
or disturbing your neighbors. The street
is the schoul for all manner Of vice, and
few boys are proof against the many temp
tations Of wicked associates and the dark
ness that conceals their deviltry. Parents,
if you do no. wish your b ys to learn habits
and tricks that will qualify them for the
penitcntiary, and perhaps the gallows, keep
them off the street during the night time
Make your homes pleasant for tho boys
Get them books and papers to read, and
teach them to love their homes. Many
boys are not to blame for running the
streets at night. They would, many of
them, prefer home after darkness, but they
are told, in some instances, "do go out and
play till bed time, and let us have it quiet
i'll the house for little while" Parents,
you do yourselves and your boys great
wrong by driving them into the streets at
night. Better far to have them raise a
little mirthful rumpus under your own
eye than to raise the devil in the streets to
the great annoyance of your neighbors. If
you think it manly in your sons to chew
tobacco, swear, &C., furnish them plug"
and a spittoon, and let them give you
evening exhibitions Of their proficiency.
This will relieve them Of the necessity Of
going into the shops to find "chcw,"
and perhaps something else of more value.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

swered 4" only you don't happen to SCI
one just at present" 4-''
Much y0s know about it p returned
the other. ''''
I'm bet you the cigars Blake's right p
interrupted Nat. H
"Pll stake my professional reputation
he's 'oroxg!" roared old Bloomas, purple
with rage. sf9'g -
The wager's too triAing," retorted
Nat; II prefer the cigars" 's 'as
| Well have post -m0ytcm examination
as soon as the breath q out of him." sput
tered Bloomas, "and that'll settle the ques
ton" OFT 't4l ~ H
{" Why not pop stomach. pump into
him, and settle it while he's alive :" sus.
gested Stcphe.
This proposal met with general approba.
ton. The experiment was tried, and re.
suited in complete vindicatiou OF Stephe's
theory. Enough laudanum was pumped
from the patients stomach to kill dozen
men. The usual antidotes were speedily
administered, and in couple Of hours, to
old Bloo.'s intense disgust, the patient had
sufficiently recovered to give an account Of
himself. ....- ....
He was prodigal son, whose seape-
graceful behavior had reduced him 6 the
last extremity; and not having grace
enough to "arise aud go to his father" he
had sought to end his troubles by an
everlasting sleer," without stopping to
reflect, with the philosophic prince, what
dreams might come"
"What put laudanum into your head p
asked Stephe, as he aud Nat, walked back
together. "As soon as you mentioned it,
the case was plain enough"
This phial and the label on it," Nat.
replied, (Which l saw on the mantel, and
slipped into my pocket, while you and old
Bloc. were busy over the patient. l tipped
ped you the wink just in time to save you
from committing us big bluuder as your
rival did. l would have told you all about
it. but as soon as mentioned laudanum,
you clught at the word, and needed no
further prompting" ....a
Stcphe's reputation was fixed, and the
bubble Of old Bloomas' punctured. The
young prodigal recovered, and repented
His father paid Ssephe handsome Iy 4; and
the latter is now married, and on the best
Of terms with his wife's family. ...
Such is life, aud such are the accidents
on which its successes ofttimcs depend.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-04-09

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