The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1870-11-25
NOE. WESTERN.

A picked nine"-the Muses..
A sweet strain-Clear honey:
A pound of 6esh-A prize ring.
Double you, oh man is woman.
Bsckgammon-A lady's waterfall.
The first hurry. .Cain-Eve's birch.
A fleeing show-a travelling circus.
Horace Greeley weighs 1884 pounds.
Bryant has passed his 10th birth day.
Pre.hysteric times-before tight lacing.
Mrs. Lincoln is paying visit in Scotland.
Motto for an Arab tribe-Up and bedoin.
Life in Chicago is said to be much ''divor-
cesified." ..-
Female XVths are the coming BARRIERS of
Vlcksburg.
There are about zoo, 900 lsraclitcs in the
United States
BY the laws of Iowa, no quails can he
shot before 1872.
=: II will cost the Government nearly g..
600, 900 to take the census
Pigs Eye 10 the romantic name of one of
the new cities of Minnesota.
John Stanton, one af the best known
journalists in Brooklyn, is dead.
The ladies of Massachusetts arc the
pumpkin pioneers of the world.
Louisville men get rid of their mothers
in.law by greasing the cellar stairs.
Miss Sarah Russell has become the city
editor of the New Haven Palladium.
How is it there is only one heaven, and
three-English, Flemish and French-'ells.
There will be 50 Sundays in the year 1871
tile year beginning and ending on Sun
day.
New York has talented artist named
Schaddleschnoddy. His sponsor was not
an artist.
The last ukasc Of fashion declares the
chignon, in all its forms, ban;shcd from her
dominions.
A piece of land situate in London is ad-
vertised as equally suitable for . church
or tavern"
Miss Lewis statue of Hagar has been raf-
fled for 5000 in Chicago, and Col. Jas y.
Bowen won the prize.
Ida Lewis, who saved SO many others, has
lost herself She is married to w. II. vii.
son, q Connecticut man.
The Emperor Napoleon is SAID to be the
second largest holder of English funds, and
Brigham Young the third.
Young women efien keep their lovers by
tears. "Ycs," says Grumwig, ''lovc like
beef, is preserved by brine" .....
It has been decided. to build tho Union
Pacific depots in Omaha, thus making that
city the terminus Of tho road. ...-. .... .-..
New counterfeit greenbacks are out, and
the Goddess of Liberty thereon looks like
an old army blanket hung on nail '."
The last place tina. claims the federal cap
ital is Kalamazoo, Michigan. The citizens
there offer two acres Of ground free.
The Catholic Cathedral at Iowa City. .hnv-
ing been built on an insecure foundation, is
expected to fall at any moment. 1t cost
$50, 600. ...,..... -.
Agriculture is intruding on dentistry.
Instead of artificial teeth, old ones ere to
be digged out, ploushed, scraped, washed
and replsntcd. ,.i a. ,...a.t. T.. (
Mr.. George N. Pullman, Preside Mt Of the
Pullman Palace Car Co., is about to erect
magnificent residence in Chicago, 10 cost
nearly 4100, 900. "t@s = @5nu III H.t
A fellow about to be sentenced to death
stopped the roundabout legal formula of
the Court with, "Never mind the 'bituary
Judge, let's 60 on with the funeral.""L - (
A Louisville editor of only six months
experience has already succeeded in getting
four libel suits, sixteen challenges, and one
real duel on his hands. '4G III @sa "'". s'.-. /.
The aphorism, "Whatever is, Is right"
would be as firal as It is lazy, did it not in
cludc the troublesome consequence, that
nothing that ever was, was wrong. .-CAas.
Dickens. .,''t'.S ~'' i''"@ ''.'
lUC A/SAC Va VU4 GsSSIOJ, WSItlSu ~
Charles Dickens for his children, is, by his
positive injunction, withheld from publ
cation, and no one but his family is likely
to see it. ..,....t........ ....rs.,.m- +.
ig In ono of the oil cities the BARRIERS do bus.
iness on Sunday, and then on Monday
morning 60 and inform on themselves and
save half the finc, a. the law gives half of
if to the infOrmer. n 81 taisH. sia i5ggI< .
% The Washington Rpu1l;ean says: Mr.. J.
J. McElhonc, Of the Globe, Is said to be the
ouly short-h hand man who can writs with
both hands 1t the same time the left taking
notes and tho right transcriblng. This IL
withou parallel. 'Hs '''o - = s'Nn
Now depart some moro Of ttise female r.
portsrs. Cleaner Kirk Of the Sss, goes 70
the church with Mortimer Doyle Of the
Telegram, and Miss Estabrooke Of the a|or,
will throw away her tools this week Y wed
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