Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-05
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BAwL dresses-Baby clothes.
A DEAD beat-One pulled out OF the
ground.
INTEMrERArE language-"Let's i'm
| bide."
A RAY that always lights up q wo-
mans despair-Raiment,
WHAT should a clergyman preach
about? About fifteen minutes,
CHICAGO bellies number their accept
cd suitors and marry them in rota-
ton.
A YOUNG mans affections arc not al
ways wrong, but they arc generally
miss-placed.
ONE judicious step backward Is bet
ter than any number OF false steps
forward.
The village Of Sweet Home, Mis-
souri,, was burned the other day.
Both houses were destroyed.
IT Is rumored that one of Beacher's
sermons Is to be dramatized for
fletcher to play IN Boston.
A BRIGHT schoolboy out West, recit-
Ing In geography, defined . strait as
something that would "beat two
pairs"
The NEUROLOGICAL idea is that 10 died
for Jupiter, Modern science has dis
covered Iodide of potassium. e
A SENSIBLE man in Maine lately
willed $1,000 to each of his county
papers,
A GANG Of flrst-class burglars Is
astonishing New Orleans by some Of
the nicer operations In safe bursting.
FRoas and toads hang by one leg
from the r Of Partisan women, and
they are called ornaments.
A GoTT1NoEN Professor has discoy-
cred soule very minute diamonds IN a
specimen Of Oregon platinum,
JOSH BILLINGS has Issued a supple
ment to his essay on the mule. Here
1t Is In full: "The muel Is n larger
burd than the guse or turkey. 1t has
two legs to walk with, and two legs to
kick with, and 1t wares its wings OH
the side Of its head"
FoR your own, as we'll rs your chill
dren's sake, learn to speak low. They
will remember that tone when your
head Is under the willows, So, too,
will they remember a harsh and angry
tone. Which legacy will you leave
your children?
THE Columbus Ohio State Journal,
after much thought, has come to the
conclusion that there are only two
ways in which to secure higher wages
for women-either to enlarge her posi-
bllitles by charging the number Of
employments, orto kill of half the
women.
The Ames Company, ut Chlcopee,
are filling a contract for q peculiar
adjustable horse shoe-the invention
ofa Baltimorean-whlch Is made to be
takcn off at night or when the horse
Is not being used, and put on as readi-
ly when wanted rs a pair Of boots,
The corks Of the shoe are also adjpsta-
BILE, and new ales can be fitted when
one setis worn out.
The Maine Supreme judicial Court,
has Just tried a suit OH n promissory
note. The plaintiff declared that the
endorsement Of the the note wasi u!
back this note holden for debt and
costs" The defendant claimed that
the Endorsement was; 81 back this
not holden for debt and costs" and the
latter so had been added. Verdict
was rendered for the defendant,
LAST Sunday, In one Of the Sabbath
schools, says the Burlington Harkege,
q juvenile class was questioned by Its
teacher In regard to the parable Of the
shepherd and his flock: Who Is eur
Shepherds" "Jesus." "Who are
Chffts' lambs?" awe are" 70 test
the reasoning capacity Of the little
urchins: "f the children are the
lambs, what are the grown up folks."
Said a brighteyed little shaver; "They
are the rollicking rams"
"Now, gentlemen" said James
Fisk, Jr., as he bowed himself out Of
the presence Of the investigating COM
mittee on the New York gold conspi-
racy, "vhen you come to New York,
aend me your cards and come and
and take you to my grand opera
house," "Thanks, Mr.. Fisk, for
your kind offers" said General Gar
Held. "and permit me to express the
conviction that q first class actor was
lost to the world when you became
business manager." Prince Erie
looked perplexed when he closed the
door behind him. sa vNE.ggs ~