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4 Mystery Solved.

A San Francisco correspondent of the
Chicago Journal writes:
Considerable wonderment has been
created by the discovery of fossil ship
on the sandy desert in Southern Cali
fornia. A great number of theories have
been advanced as to how she became
stranded so far from navigable waters
Some have thought out one explanation,
and some another, while all have specu-
lated and wondered. The most prosaic
and common sense view of the matter
obtained is the narration of the fact that
some years since the United States gov
ernment needed small vessel for light
ering purposes at Fort Yuma, on the
Colorado river. A shipbuilder laid the
keel, and, after being built, the vessel
was sent to San Pedro, where the at
tempt was made to transfer it on rollers,
driven by oxen, over the desert. The
teams probably lost the road or became
fast in one of the quickssnds common to
that locality, and there remained, to the
confusion of scientific minds years later.
So endeth another mystery.
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THE UNLUCKY LOVERS.
A TALE OF JAPAN.

Fanny Foo-Foo was Japanese girl,
A child of the great Tycoon:
She wore her head bald, and her clothes were
made
Half petticoat, half pantaloon;
Her face was the color of lemon peel,
And the shape of table spoon. ,..
A handsome young chap WIS Johnny Hill,
And he wore paper-muslin clothes;
His glossy black hair on the top of his head
In the form OF shoe-brush rose,
His ewes slanted downward, as if some chap
Had savagely pulled his nose.
Fanny Foo-Foo loved Johnny Hill,
And when in the usual style
He popped, she bushed such deep orange
tinge, ...
You'd have thought she'd too much bile.
If it hadn't been for her slant-eyed glance
And her charming wide-mouthed smile.
And oft in the bliss of their newborn love.
Did these little Pagans stray
All around in spots, enjoying themselves
In strictly japanese way;
She bowling song to a onc-stringed Lutte
On which she thought she could play.
Often he'd climb to high ladders top,
And quietly there repose
As he stood on his head and famed himself
While she balanced him on her nose
Or else she would get in a pckle-tub,
And be kicked around on his toes.
The course of true love, even in Japan,
Often runs extremely rough,
And the fierce Tycoon, when he heard of this.
Used Japanese oaths so tough
That his courtiers' hair would have stood on
end
If only they'd had enough.
So the Tycoon bucllled on both his swords,
In his pistol placed wad,
# And went out to hunt for the truant pair,
With his nerves braced by tod.
He found them enjoying their guileless selves
On the top of n lightning-rod.
SterLly he ordered the gentle Foo-Foo
To "come down out of that there! ~
And he told Hill to go to place
won't say precisely where
Then he dragged off his child, whose spasms
Unusually wild despair.
But the Tycoon, alas was badly fooled,
Despite his parental pains,
For John, with tooth-pick, let all the blood
Out of his jugular veins;
While with back somersault on To the floor
Foo-Foo battered out her brains.
They buried them both in the Tycoon's lot,
Right under dogwood tree,
Where they could list to the nightingale, and
The buzz of the bumble-bee;
And where the musketo's sorrowful chant
Maddens the restless flea.
And often at night when the Tycoon's wife
Sumbered rs sound as post,
His almond-shaped eyeballs looked on q sigh.
That scared him to death almost:
Twas bald-headed specter fitting about
With paper-muslin ghost.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1870-12-01

The ladies of Indiana have been trying
numerous experiments in the way Of So
cieties and clubs of late, and seem at
last to have got upon the right track.
They have just organized society, the
general objects of which, we are told, are
ito free the members from the thraldom
of fashion, and leave them more time for
pure, healthy pleasures, intellectual i'm
provement, and ennobling pursuits, such
as every true womans heart Graves" :"
They could not have more commendable
objects in view, and it is gratifying if
the ladies Of the State of easy divorces
are waking up to the real wants of their
sex. We hope their movement will take
its way eastward.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1870-12-01
New York Markets.

FLOUR AND MEAL-The market has been advanc-
ing the last week IN consequence OF the threaten
threaten geno al war and the closing Of tho Dar.
denelles pletely cutt ng of the west OF Europe
In low Grades ana shipping extras has been nearly
recovered. We quote: Supe fine state and West
eln, 81 extra "a state ETC. % 20 81 gO round
extres and double extras 90 ass55 Genesee extras,
S Tads U and cfg fagmS fPsS PPnSs g 5 $50
shipping extras IS So $780, Southern BAKERS and
extra si25 $3.50 Corn meal-Western Jersey,
etc, "a 20 q 40; do southern, Brandywine, etc.,
81 so n 81 65 Buckvheat flour, state, ~ 100 i6s.,
S315 s34J; do Pennsylvania, 1920 $40
sUNDRIEs Cotton was higher and a3tive Mt 16Ac.
for ,middling uplands, and istc for low middling
steady at 13h lSAc. Spirits iurpentine lower;
tales so bbs., at l5hc Rasin iIms at " Az % fr
Metals dull and unchanged, Fteights very firm |;
to LyeTpool by steam, $4,000 bu h wheat 9Ad', and
at as i' to Glasgow 1900 5bis iour IS 3D., by steam
PRovIsIoNs.-The market has been quiet but geu-
orally firm. Pork was dull and unchang..di sales
S2l for uninspected mess. and s2i75 e26 10 Ior
new prime mess; also, $50 bbs. mess, seller Decem
Beef quiet at $40 a SIS for plain and extra mess
fierce be ef in fair demand sales 200 tcs at S2l SO
for prime M n mess and so 80 for Indian az Beef m hams
for picked shoulders Bacon dun at 13ec. for city
long clear. Dressed hogs higher at 9S lohe. Lard
dun and unchanged. We quote at l3A 1iAc. for
CITY, and 14lhc for new western; sales of 500 tcs,
December, 15hc., and $50 tcs, January, 13Ac.
LIVE STOCK MARKET.-The market for beef cattle
continues weak and unchanged with no fresh Of
feIings. Texans are quOtable at n 1lc aud COM
mon to pIme native leers at lok 15hc; Y ID; The
receipt of sheep and lambs were My LOO head d
there was frmer feeling sales ing uie poor to
prime sheep at 4 &C., with few at 6Ac.; and com
mon to choice lambs Mt &C., with some selections
at So sic. Hogs further advanced i sc, " H.
closing at a SA' for corn fed, with sales of car
loads of Ohio at SAc; car do, ut sac, and car OF
State at Sic.
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EAnER q VAN nOREM.

967 Liberty-st., Pittsburgh, Pa. STEAM En-
GINRs, Iron and Wood Working Machinery,
Steam Pumps, Engineers' and Machnists'
Tools, Steam Fire Engines, Betting, Wooden
Machinery, Machine Cards, Manufacturers and
Mill Supplies. A constant supply on hand and
furnished on short notice. Orders solicited.
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A Few Suggestions Abont the Baby.


As for the baby, whatever rudimen-
tary arts he may develop, he does not
show the slightest possible glimpse of
the development of moral sense. His
notions Of sleep are simple inordinate.
His times for awakening are the small
hours, when all conscientious babies are
asleep. He then displays a capacity for
yelling which, otherwise could hardly
be expected from SO minute an insect.
AT other times he reclines, sucking his
thumb in dim yearning after pipe, or
doubling his fist in lively anticipation of
life's coming struggles. A baby is gen.
orally born looking extremely old. One
almost begins to speculate whether the
Platonic theory of "Reminiscences may not
be true, and whether this alleged baby
man who has acted rather badly in
another sphere Of existence, and has
another mundane chance given him.
Babies look awfully old and wrinkled
when they are born. Sometimes they
look ninety, but l have seen them look
as young as eight and forty. In few
days they throw off the old existence
and are fairly embarked upon this real
sea of human life, where they will have
rocks and shoals and quicksands enough
before they come into any sort of haven.
Yet there is something maddening about
baby. Boswell is reported to have said
to DR.. johnson: "Sir, what would you
do if you were shut up in tower with
baby?' 1 forget what the response
was. "Sir, you are fool" suppose, or
something equally laconic and straight
forward. The suggestion is an awful
one, probably an impossible one; but
still the dread idea recurs-" What would
a man do if he were shut up alone with
a babyl"-LOndOn Society.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1870-12-01

WHERE HE WAS HURT.-One Doetor
Duncan received severe injury from
something in the shape of cowskin,
somewhere in the neighborhood of Gin
cinnati. Where were you hurt I" said
a friend; "was it near the vertebre 7"
No, no." said the disciple of Galen /;
"it was near the race-course."
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1870-12-01

In one barracks in Berlin there are
600 American sewing machines, which
are run by as many Prussian soldiers,
who have been detailed to make uni
forms and boots. 1t is said the clatter
made by these industries can be heard a
long way of.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1870-12-01

According to the new police system in
New Haven, no single man will be al
lowed to serve ppon the force. A single
man looking for police honors will have
to be looking for wife at the same time.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1870-12-01


and Z efuse Liquors doctored, splced and SWEET.
encd to please the tastc called "Tonics," Appel.
ers," "Eestorers," &C., that lead the tippler On tr
drunkenness and ruin, but true Medicine, mace
from the Native Eoos and Herbs OF California. rr;r
from all Alcoholic Siiruinnts. They ere tie
GREAT EIoOD PURIFIER and a LIT.
GIVING PRINCIPLE o perfect Pcnovatcr aHd.
1nvigorator Of the System, cgrrvinR or al roisprc
matter and restoring blood to healthy con'tDa.
No person can take these nttcre according "a Dire
ton and remain long unwcll.
S1uO willbo given for an incurabic case, prpt:lat
the bones are net destroyed by mineral roisru 90
other means, and tie vital or-aus wasted hryohj
point Of repair.
For Inanmmntors and Chronic Uhrurc.,-
tisIn md Gout, Dysprpsin, or Indigestion,
Bilious, Il cniiftcnt and intcrrnitt cni Ecvcr-
Diseases Of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and
Bladder, these Eiiters dave been most success.
ful. Sucl, Diseases caused by Vitiatcd
Elood which is generally producedby derengemci5
of the Digestive Organs.
DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION. Heal.
ache, Pain in the Shoulders Coughs Tlghncss Of the
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Sto.'"r,.
Bad taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Taptatio'
Of the Heart, Inflammation oil The LurFe, Tain IL TIE
regions OF the Kidneys and hundred oicr painful
symptoms. are the olsprings Of Dyspepsia.
They invigorate the stomach and stimulate the tor.
pidlver and bowels, which render them ofunequalled
cilc2cy IN Cleansing Inb O!pot On
impartng new life and vgor to The whole system.
FOR SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions, ,Tcttcr, Salt
Rhuem Dlotchcs, Spots PimHlcs, Pustues, Boils Car
buncles, Rng-WoTms, scald Head, Sore Eyes, Erysip
elas Ich Scurs, Discolorations OF the Skin, Eumora
and Dlseascs oc the Slin of whatcvornamc or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out Of the System In
short time by the of these Bttcrs One bottle f.
such cases will convince the mogt ncrcdulous o;he
curative effect.
Cleanse the vitatcd Blood wherever you nrd It's
impurities bursting through the sn ia!impes. .Erur
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and sluggish in the veins cleanse t When II is foul
and your feelings will tcllyou when. ErcptAc blood
pure and the health fthc system Will follow
PIN, TAPE and other TOyiEfi. lurking IN The
system of many thousands are cffcctuny destroy
ed and removed For full directions, read carefully
the circular around each botie printed in four Ian
euagcs-.English, German, French and Spanish.
j. WALKER. Proprietor. r. II. MCDONALD & co.
Druggists and Gen. Agents. San Francisco, Cal.
and GO and 81 Commerce Street, New York.
cnr n nv ALL DRrGGISTs AND DFAIERS
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Lands in Southwest Missouri.

THE ATLANTIC & PACIFIC RAILROAD
Embracing late South Pacifc have for sale 500 900
acres, of besC quality long credit cheap. FOR par
tieulara, in pamphlets apply TO AMOS TUCK, Land
Commissioner, No, 523 Walnut street. St Lo Is, Mo-
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DON'T WASTE TIME g.. LABOR
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they will send a tr.tOp Axe expressage paid.
Half day lost in grinding will thus he saved
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ADVERTISER M saTa.

STOCK OF GOODS WANTED in exchange
- for good sll paying business for any IF the
Southern or Western States. Our goods were
bought with cash, and any one having the business
can douDle his money within six months. Address
]. N BOYLAN. Detroit, NJ ich.
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have a GOOD stock OF STATIONERY, Blank
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Sheet Music, etc, etc.
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STOCK CERTIFICATES
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10 handle. And then the case being OF wood
and strings OF metal, are Inherently affected by
change OF temperature, etc.
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SHEPARD
RUB B ER BOOTS.
Patented December let, 1885,
LEATHER OUTSIDE, sOLEs
IRON CLAD HEELS.

THE USUAL WAY OF MAILING LEATHER
i Solus on Rubber Boots makes holes quite
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These Leather Solcs are fastened by anchors
embedded In the Rubber when the Boots are
made, Int do not 20 through the Solss. Tho
Boats are therefore PERFECTLY WATER
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double solo RubS4r Boots.
RUBBER CLOTHING COMPANY,
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Litchfield enquirer., 1870-03-17
Ayers Cathartie dPills,

Ayers CaCnafCle dFAIS,
 For all the purposes of g Laxative
 TTI0 fAq Pshsps hS one moa quired by everybody as
 AZ cathartic, nor was ever
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 to'h to healty action the of the body restoring their irregular action to heath and by correcting wherever they exist, such derange- mcnts as are the first origin of disease.
 Minute directions are given in the wrapper on the box, for the following complaints, which these P;tIs rapidly cure:-
 For Ebyspepsiss or Indigestion, Lissless. nGss, Langm0r and LOss Of Appetite, they should bc taken moderately to stimulate tho stoui. ach and restore its healthy tone and action.
 For Liver COIApl0int and its various symD- toms, Bilious HeadaChe, Sick HeadlacHe, Jaunisics or Green Sickness, Bilious Collie and Bilious Fevera. they should be ijn-1 diciousy taken for each case to correct the diseased action or remove the Instructions which cause it.
 For DysGMteFy or, Di3rrhOeas but one mild dose is generally required
 For EsheurnatiSna, GSOut, Gravel, Pssi1s. eatiosaY of tf1e EEeart, EsaiM siD the Side, EsMck and E4Oins, they should be continuously taken, requircd to change the diseased action of t!lo system. With such change those complaints disappear.
 For HsroNsy and Drcpsicai SvveTlinga they should be taken in largo and frequent doses to pro- ducc the effect of drastic purge,
 For Suppression a large UcEe should be taken IS itproduccs the desired effect by sympathy st si AS . DinncT PiW, take one or two Pills to pro mote digestion and relieve the stomach.
 Ar occasional dose stimulates the stomach md bowels into healthy action, restores the appetite, and invigorates the systen Hence it is often ad. yantageous where serious derangement exists. ,. One who feels tolerably well, often finds that dose of these Pulls makes him feel decidedly better from their cleansing and renoyatng effect on the diges tive apparatus.
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Litchfield enquirer., 1870-03-17


 WHAT ONE OUGHT TO KNow.-Ruskin says:-An educated man ought to know three things: first, where he ls-that is to say, what kind of a world he has got into; how large it is, what kind of creatures live in it, and how; what it is made of, and what may be made of it. Secondly, where is he going-that is to say, what chances or reports there are of any other world beside this; what seems to be the nature of that other world. Thirdly, what he had best do under the circumstances; what are the present state and wants of mankind; what are the readiest means in his power of attaining happiness and diffusing it. The man who knows these things, and who has his will so subdued that he is ready to do what he knows he ought, is an educated mar; and the man who knows them not, is uneducated, although he could talk all the tongues of Babel as