Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1870-12-01
GEeananEs.


M A spoiled child-The one that played
II with the kerosene can.
MI A Nashville miss tried to suicide be-
cause her nose was turning red.
IA Getting drunk and playing dominoes
costs Brooklyn policeman his position
NiIsson's agent wanted $500 for sim
gle concert in Albany. Nilsson is little
dear.
e An Indiana girl, insulted in the even
ing by loafer, put out his eye with her
parasol.
1t is said that the frogs in New York
State have worn the skin off their noses
in roofing for water.
A New Yorker ia said TO have imported
$4,000 worth of Irish swallows probably
meaning peat whiskey.
The Chicago divorce lawyers are very
severe on wife murderers for taking the
bread ont of their mouths.
A two.peuny edition of Robinson Cru
soc" has lust been brought out in Hol
land.
Admiral Raphael Semmes is announced
IA a candidate for mayor of Mobile, Mt the
election in December
Secretary Robson declares that he ia
not a candidate for the United States
seuatorship from New jersey.
Tho best thing to be said Of marrying
Clergyman in New York now is, that his
action ia abort, sharp and decisive"
The grand duke of Meoblenburg gave
orders 20 his troops while marching
through Champagne, not to disturb the
,yintAsa IN tHy way.
Ton or twelve fuil-bioodcd Indians have
applied for admission TO Highland Uni
,srsity, Kansas, with view to enter the
Nytori ,n ministry.
@~oeb, governor elect OF Missouri
t''3N "a email, homely, red haired
\ Is aesIfIoso " = IL said TO be handsome
enough Gar tot!,
.L.ea.a.r Scotland, Experienced II
everest shock of earthquaA "l'hih sne
memory of the present general. N"' "a
two o'clock on the morning of the "1'
A youth of 80, who came to L Nrts
Haute the other day with his mother, 60,
drunk and was locked up.
The ape who scribbles for that negro
breech.elout is the pet name one Missis-
,ippi editor has for smother.
An Indiana attorney went quail hunt |
ing hud killed 5000 worth of pointer dog. |
he made that dog quail, though.
Good words are not always indications
If "A good heart. Even the lioness's fret
counsel to her Cubs is--"let us prey"
There is sue place" said a oolored par
son to his congregation. "where you can
fiy,I nat nv and hot il int 1a
dictionary.
Mr. Farr, employed in Cincinnati
foundry, went to breaking up loaded
she'll last week. and soon found low farr
n she'll will blow "a man.
Mr. ISABELLE, of New York, took after
Miss Leeoste so vivaciously, with big
knife, that she jumped out of a third story |
window, and was swept up.
man was arrested in San Francisco
rho other day on the charge OF pouring
coal oil on living rats, setting it on fire
and burning them to death.
Nicholas Urbans had discussion with |
popular and urbanus Chicago rough, |
and misses his nose since. He thinks the
other man lunched off it.
An unhappy Michigan couple have got
three divorces among them, in as many
courts, the wife two and the husband one.
They are bound to be unbound.
A hoy in Missouri is reported to have
srsieide6 because the democrats nominated
&fs father for Congress- He couldn't
I'D the disgrace, young as he was.
NStroit woman complained that her
a "Sept tossing her in and out of
a ausoahu v 80 long that she got bud
'ne VIM" Ia and had him arrested.
4 rr.,, !, te sumdine ?" said Ger !
"Hl yoI u" ~ friend, while stand. q
ing near a tavern. a., 49,, 49,
was the reply. "Veh, "S0' ''' '>
walk" Il
A CorroiI Buffer has zen marrying
lots of folks, without any al 8h9fi.y, anu +
they are very much annoy, u oeoa.se
they have got to be married ov @saih' {
which is expensive. lie
A Pennsylvania cat swallowed hlty >
cent note last week. The owner wa 81 t
going TO lose it that way, SO he killed toe
feline, recovered the scrip and duly pre- r
scented it for redemption. 4
Wisconsin must have some tall people, Il
III the statement of local paper may be L
believed, that they are going to ouild t
college which will accommodate 3oo rn- Il
pills three stories high. b
Two Scott brothers at Paoli, End, at
Tackled Thos. Braxton, in his store, but .
were hardly prepared to be pounded to
death by an old gun-barrel. That's what u
be did to them, though. >
A Kansas man whose wife was at the r
e H. 81 40 To pr-l l.
ysnt. The dying wife overheard them
:, 4 considerably deceased. The widow
~ a. maid servant are one.
At annapolis man celebrated his APP
,o;n.. - policeman by giving
p.an5 .anno, TO the city marshal and
sbont ont ' do1sn q, his political friends.
New York has Jus, got to the point Of
s,iop,;n. Garr,an - he taught in the pub
lic schools. San Francis 20 eoala nave 40
eiven her lessons on this .Nubiect years
pgo. b
\ The sword and saddle used by Gen
Phil Kearny during the war have pe :eL v
presented by his son to New Jersey, VITO
p request that they be placed in the HI =,
chlyes OF the State at Trenton.
New Jersey thieves are devoting them :,
telves to church robberies, and within -
Jew days have stolen carpets from fourl
cn1rches, N one case also carrying off the W
pulpit Bible and hymn book. Fl
A body OF laboress employed in quar-.
~ at Penmaenmawr, Wales. while en- sc
Gagged recently in making excavations.
discovered about a hundred Romar cows :,
r. the time of vespssian and Augustus %
nj Ga. Walker has pushed the labor 80
H. n bureau so vigorously ahst Won. o'
49, oe - 's9 Light, and it is expected
tbot 70 grow, = will be discharged. the az
first of next month. =