The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-05-31
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4EPFEE PODS.
Hyu hav got spirited. and noble bog
appeal tew bis generosity If yoti have got
heavy and sulien one, appeal tew hia
"A crate menny ov our ID, people % abroad
few improve their minds, who hadn't got
Jenny minds when they war at. home |;
s smd9Tshie ea lke charity, shud begin at home
Nobody but q phool VIM spend hiz time
trieing tew convince q ,pi,ool.
limo IL Ike money the less we hay on
it few spare the further we make III 90,
The tongue IL really q very fast member
l of the boldly politick he dilz an the talk.
ing, and two-thirds oY the thinking.
Men who invade che province oys Wimmia
are alwus jeered at, and how kan wimmin,
when they invade the province oy men,
expect to eskape the same kind oV treat
ment. ts{a
He who spends his younger days IN diss-
and poverty, two ineSorable creditors, who
| are certain tew foreclose at last, and take
possession ov the premises.
Thare IL menny person who kan set
mouse.trap tew perfeckshun, but, not salts
fed with SIGH small game, undertake teW
trap for bears, and git ketched by the bears.
Moral: Study yure genius, and stick tew
Hllces -
Young man, don't marry abuy or below
yure rank; not that think thare liz evry
yirtew III rank, but thare IL custom in It,
and custom often outranks law and gospel.
bet him 60, mi son." sed an ancient
| father few hiz boy, who had caught yung
I rabbit, "and when he gifts bigger ketch him
1 agln. The boy did az he Wuz told, and
haz been10okin for that rabbit ever since,
Inc world owes oil its cnergys and refine
ment teW MISUNDERSTANDING roots FOR break
| fast and going naked for clothes liz the viz.
tewous innocence Of a lazy savage.
Thare liz lots Oy folks who eat well. and
all the time. Theze are the folks who al
wuz enjoy poor health. - ~ sIs.s,.
II man hits WI and yu him back. va are
even; but if VII don't strike back, he liz
yure debtor, and alwuZ owes yu crack.
Aperson with 4 little slnattering oylearn.
ing liz good deal like hens egg that haz
been sot on for q short time and then de-
serted by the hen-it is spite for Matching
out anything.
"Pcople on good sense" are those whose
oplnyllnS agree with ours. fas,
.Thare liz CRATE deal Of magnificent
poverty in our big citys-people who eat
klam soup out oy q tin basin with gold
spoon.
The place whar poverty, yirtew, and luv
meet and worship together il the most So
krcd spot in this universe.
Experience don't make a man so bold az
it dliz so careful. @
Pride never torgets itself, never haz "a play
spell or trolik it IL stitf from morning till
night from top to bottom, like q sled stake.
Thare amt but very little. ginowine good
little thare IL amt in market, it Is held for
q dividend. ,ssNs1
Thoze who have made up their minds
| tew lead life Of enjoyment will find the
| following recipee q CRATE help tew them:
"To one ounce ov plezure add pound ov
/ repentance"
Adversely IL a po,ltess which reduces
1 our vanity and strengthens our yirtew-
| even boy never feels half so good rs when
ne haz been spanked and sot away to cool.
Pcdantry IL the science ov investing what
little yu know in one kind ov perfumery,
and insisting upon sticking that under eYry
mans knoSe whom VII meet. no.
LieinS is like trieing tew hide In fog, If
you move about yurc in danger NV bump
ing yurc he'd agin the truth, and az soon NJ
the fog blows oph yu are gone ennyhow.
Marrying an angel liz the poetry Of mar
riagc, but living with her IL the prose;
and this liz NIL well enuf If the taste Ov the
poetry haint spite our relish for the proze.
hS WV luuot tlSh b0C
bones Ov disappointment.
The devil IL scd to be the father oy lies.
If this IL so. he haz got a large family, and
= CRATE menny promising children amung
them. t+
Lite il like n mug ov beer-froth at the
top, oil in the middle, and settings at the
bottom.
We should liv in this life az tho we war
walking on glaze ice, liable to fall at emmy
moment, and tew be LATED at bi the by
ISLANDERS.
Men, if they amt too lazy, liv sumtimes
till they are so, and destroy the time u good
deal az follows /: the fust 30 years they spend
throwing stuns at q mark !; the second 80
they spend In examining the mark tew see
WHARF, the stuns hit, and the remainder is
divided in cussing the stun-throwing bizzi-
ness and missing the rumatizz.
This setting down and folding our arms,
and waiting for something to turn up, liz
just about az rich 4 spekulashun az going
out into a 400 acre lot, setting down on
sharp stone, with pail between our
knees, and waiting for u cow tew back up
and be MIXED.