The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1870-02-16
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" duck of a man" resemblei Man
drake. - - -.
THE latest title for Commodore
Vanderbilt il the .s Venerable Co.
lossus of Roads, = l
IF q woman were to change her
sex, of what religion would she beG
A he-then. 1901 i',.fl, , 's~'.
.ADAL1NA PATTI says she thinks
a husbands arms the best necklace
woman can have. ~ l.-..
A MAN in Cincinnati advertises
for a situation: "Work not 80
much an object as good wages"
o A BUSINESS man may get along
without advertising, and so can a
wagon without greasing-but it
goes hard. .-a'o y ''
The melancholy days have come
when overcoats mysteriously dis
appear from the rack in the front
hall. .ie g.. s.ss. ~ r.sT.
WHEN you hear q man blowing
about his honesty, you may safely
make up your mind that he hasn't
got any. Observation-Disclosures
ELDER SMITH one of the Mormon
prophets has buried SO many
wives that he deserves to be called
Elder-bury Smith. rl -t...
An Augusta man, after adver-
tising for, his lost. watch and look
ing for it all day, found it at night
hanging down bis back.
The organ-grinder has arrived
at Salt Lake City, and Brigham
may now expect to hear that proph.
etic air " Up in q Balloon"
MARK TWAIN says that the Sand
wich Islands dish of plain dog els
only the cherished American sau.
sage with the mystery removed"
The saying that "there is more
pleasure in giving than in receiv-
ing" 10 supposed to apply chiefly
to "kicks, medicine, and advice"
In a booksellers catalogue late
ly appeared the following article:
" Memoirs of Charles the First
with a head capitally executed,
A BACHELOR seeing the words
" Families Supplied over the
door of a shop, stepped in and said
he would take"a wife and two chill.
dren. ~ 7"''afs s*rH - :.
" HAVE you ever broken a
horse 2" inquired a horse iockey
No, not exactly" replied Simons,
" but 1 have broken three or four
wag1ns." .sassess .a. ~
~ CAN marry any girl I please
said young fellow, boastingly.
" Very true" replied his wageish
any" '
LITTLE FRANK, who fell ont of
bed and didn't like to own it. said
he cried because it was dark and
he couldn't tell whether twas him
or the pillow. rsear'...
Two Western editors are nuz-
zled by the coincidence of their
having published the same Joke on
the same day. in their respective
newspapers. No coincidence at
all; they both stole the joke.
"How fast they build bou.ss
now !" said II. They began that
building last week, and now thew
are putting in the lights.n . uYasn y
answered his friend, "and neyt
week they will put in the livers."
g, "CAN you steer the main. mast
down the forcastle stairs % said
sea captain to new hand. /" Yes
Sir, L can, if you will stand below
ana con- 1t up" Cap'n didn't
that man any more.
A MAN called another an extor-
toner for suing him, aWby nv
FRIEND" replied the m a n gi,o
brought the suit, II did Il to oh
iIge you" "To oblige me, indeed
-, how how sop % "Wby, to "biige you
Two well dressed shoemaker.
being in the company OF some oen'
tiemen, We're asked their nre,ns
sion. Says one OF them. ." nree.
t'ce the heel ing art" '"and II
says the other, g. labor for the oooa
OF mems soles !''. s'oo
AT 2 recent railway festival tho
striking sentiment wss
gwen 11t sd a',ae2F- ........,
sour Mothers--the onlv faith,
ful tenders who mover MISPLACED =
switch.n ..'..- 7Ej = - : "'o" /"
In a small party, the subject
turning on matrimony, a ladv sa;S
TO her sister, II wonder, my dear
you have never made q match I
think you want the birthstone -.
she replied, "No, not the brpim.
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