Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-01-22
Waits for the Ladies'.

Wedding dresses are made of white uncut
velvet.
silver wedding-Marrying a man whose
night trait is to stay at home.
A Southern beauty is said to possess hair like
" a vexed mass of golden feathers"
Miss Jinglesby says the best way to get a
sweet husband is to marry a confectioncr.
Prentice says man was the chief consideration
at the creation. Woman was only side
issue"
A Yankee paper says that the girls complain
that the times are so hard that the young men
cant pay their addresses.
young lady, aged seventeen, has been ar
rested in Buffalo for bigamy. She began marry
ing at the age of fourteen.
Mrs. Amy Johnson asked $40, 900 for her
broken heart, and Chicago jury assessed the
damage to that organ at SIS.
No cards, no cake, no company, nobody 8
business" was recently appended to the mar
riage notice of young cynic.
little girl, delighted at the singing of the
bobolink, naively asked ber mother, What
makes he sing so sweet-do he eat flowers ~
Young lady physicians are multiplying through
out the country, ana consequently the young
men are decidedly more sickly than they used TO
be-
Naht iasuiOuhole gOuuR Idulcs III new IOTk
are said to be suffering with Assesses their
feet caused by the high French boot-heels now
in vogue.
There is old maid in Westminster, Mas
sachusetts, seventy-eight years old, blind and
dea:, who prides herself on having refused forty
offers of marriage.
In France a married lady wears a feather in
her hat, and is thus distinguished from unmar-
ried demoiselles, who are not permit to wear
feathers of any description.
An artess young lady who on being asked
what she fancied for Christmas present, re-
piled. "a husband" shouldn't be overlooked bv
her appreciatiye acquaintance of the male genus
Two rival bellies met at ball. CHOW well
you look under the cande-light - exclaimed
one, with stress of the candle. "And how
charming you look in the dark - exclaimed the
other.
woman of Columbus Georgia, Brought a
suit against her husband for adultery. In court
at the trial, the woman said she didn't object to
moderate adultery, but her husband wasn't one
Of your moderate kind.
blushing Gamsel called at one of the a gen.
cies the other day to buy a sewing-machne
" Do you want iellerp' inquired the modest
clerk in attendance. The ingenious maid re-
piled, with some asperi:y "No, Sir have
one"
breach of promise case, in Detroit, turns
upon the question whether the defendant in
tended, by inclosiDg leaf Of rose-geranium to
the lady, to use the language of flowers, in which
case the innocent leaf would have said "Thou
art my choice"
wife of modern Cresus, having returned
from abroad with numberess objects of art,
rather promisconsly chosen, stood one day des-
paringly contemplating her parian groups.
"Oh, Jack ~ exclaimed she at last, s'what
shall we do, there is no inches for our station
cry"
After presenting his picture, twenty dollars,
bird-cage, and several articles of ewery, to Miss
Helen VI. Brown, after writing her that sue had
"sweet eyes" ETC., Captain Bartlett refused to
enter into a contract OF marriage. Miss Brown
brought suit, at Providence, Rhode Island, and
recovered a verdict of $40 900.
"If you ever think of marrying a widow my
son, said an anxious parent to his heir, select
one whose first husband was hung that is the
only way to prevent her throwing his memory in
your face, and making annoying comparisons. J"
Even that won't prevent it," exclaimed a
crusty old bachelor; " shell then praise him.
and say hanging would be too good for you"