Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1870-09-15
asMsCEIAANEOUst ITEMS.

DEAD LocKs-Ohignons baTsi.s -.
q NoosE-PAPER-Al marriage certificate
H., ToPsE1ELp, Mass, has goose 80 yeart
PAH-HTsTERIc Tp1Es-BefOre, tight.
lacing. -D41
DoAa A HEAvr BUsrNnss-The iron
deaIers!g hgd fd4,r 4fT- 80
THE, Aldermen TO their Hnner-Gofge
usi u y Al &IZ UCE
NEW YohK has about Is, 900 Freach in
habitants. oI7ia vHf aszsss
There are 7184 vessels in the United
States navy. as7y Jsa ~ 30 ~
A girl who has lost her last beau may
as well hang up her fiddle 81 bsiyii 49,.
TIE average salary of the clergymen
IN New Hampshire is $350.!fs q -S5o
TEAcHER-"T-h-a-tsa spells what Z"
Bright Scholar" Does itfr i thought It
spelt that" gett5sda- al 24f-r.b 9zy--
NEW sZEALAED has 100 900 inhabitants,
and public debt Of $50 .000, 600. 2
Intakes fourteen million gallons ofwas
ter day. to supply Cincinnati. 4d.,
r THE Mormons have Invented machine
for the destruction Of grasshoppers. 100
The 81 Louis police poisoned very
nearly six thousand dogs the past sum
The production of whisky in Kentucky
this year is only about five-eighths Of
what 1t was last year. siss aTaI4 lns Eian7
SPrNNER's signature on the greenbacks,
translated into English, is SS6XXXO7K21
Z&C.@ Sfi isff Is ssas sais-rl 81 s7ois,
APUNsrER asks whether If Titan n's wife
had been named Polly that fact wouldS
have made her poliHcianf 80 an q,
q THE YOUTH who cried HExcelsior" didn't
know that he was naming five out of
every sixisaloons in the country. IA, 81
This seasOnEhas been one of the poor
est for cheese making known in Yefm0ht
for thirty years, owing TO the drought, =
BoH~ sHaze 7paperi 20 Man, No,
sir" Boy, Coud, to Jim1= 1"6ay, jim, Z
don't you pity those fellers as can't read = r.
e AFAR1lER at West Eaton, n. Y. de-
seesed IN t5s act Of H wstering fgSt the miis MI.
been fined 500. 'sfe Z 'e9is
sMErHuusALEH,", u the, largest of q new,
grove of big trees recently explored in
Tuolumne County, Cal, is eighty -four feet
in circumference at the roots.i 20 Tksi1
A YOUNG man charged with being lazy
was asked if he took 1t. from his father.
" I think not, was the reply; "father,s
got all the 1aziness he ever had.p
: TIE census taker has found quite an I'M 1
telligent man in the Quincy, Ill, district,
who has been married five years, and did
not know, and never has asked, his Wife's1
Christian name. i'S E,,
A GOOD deal of the lconsolations offered |
in the world is about as solacing asI the |
of the man tohis wife when she !
fell into the river: "Youu find ground at
The bottom, my deaT.%g-I n = f9ra 4
= Willie, q little five year old, was play j
ing with q honey bee when the angry bee I
stung him "Oh, grandma" cried Wilhe,.
II did not know bees had splinters in
heir feet" 80 30 Asa p
WHEN is a traveller from New York TO |
Liverpool like John e., Whittier When
be gets seasick and becomes q contributor
70 the AtIGntic.i Friends of the family are
THE supreme Court of Massachusetts
aas decided that the privilege which is |
visions of the husbands viii cannot be |
exercised by an insane person or by her |
Suardlan. sffrirJ y1-ra ;Hdf'lA - A-S /
TIE population of London exceeds that |
" Scotland,5is four times that of New !
York, and is larger than the combmed !
oopulations of Paris, Berlin, Vienna and |
st. Petersburg. s.-a -. = =
= TEE Boston Transcript says that Z" it 4
was once said of q Boston money lender
hat he kept the trunk containing his Sc
surities near the head of his bed, and Olay K
awake to hear them draw interest"
A BARR1sTER, blind of one eye, plead
ng with. his spectacles on, said, Gentle
men. in my Argument shall use nothing
out what Is NECESSARY" Then" whis-
oered a. wag, "take one of the glasses out
If your spectacles." ss-si
A PHENoMKNAL Sunday school scholar,
lged fifteen, lately won prize in Tennes-
zee by committing to memory ILoVO
zerses of Sculpture In two months, with |.
out interfupting his. daily agricultural
abors. - ''".4 SUI
THE following is verbatimcbpy of the
erernarksD accompanying the return of
postmaster out West here by certify
hat the four going A count is as nearrite
Is no how to make it. If there is emmy
Mistake it is not dun on Purpose" 'od1
THE London NeScs says; "Durihg the
ast eight years the odious practice Of