The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1870-02-02

j. ID. Alewinc, and was grown I'm Martin
ship, Anderson County, on Long Ridge, OF
wntcrs Of Rocky River, and weighs 12 pounds
| How many ships It took to bring this turnI
down Rocky Rivor to Ncwborry, wo hav
not nsccrtaincd, as tho parties who broug1,
It 10 tho table left Immediately after got,in,
| relieved Of their burden.
Snoo FLY.-Thc Charleston public mr.,
more fortunate than VIC of tho up-country
Shoe Fly prevails all over tho streets of In,
city by tho scn. Tho Academy Of Music hn,
gushcd over with It. For tho benefit of sucl
OF our readers who have never heard Il W.
glvc sample verse. Would that wo coult
give the nir also. Here II Is:
think hear dc angels sing,
think hear dc angels sing,
! think hour dc angels sing
10 angels now nro on do wing.
feel, I feel, feel
Dars what my mud,lcr said
itc angels pouring 'lusses down
Upon dis ngscr's head.
CHoRus-Shoo Il, don't botlflcr moi
Shoe ny! don't bodJcr incl
Shoe fly! don't boddcr mol
belong to company g.
Porlnps at future timo wo may gIvc nu>
other verso, provided this one bo well re-.
ccivcd. In tho mcaptime quito, n dlspu,o ,s
on foot rs to who sh I'll hive the honor Of The
authorship Of Shoe Flyl. :.
WANTED AN INDIVIDUAL WITH a Lone
NosE.-llaving used up q gross of rcd pcn.
cts-Inoio or lcss--in making tho cross mark,
md having In several instances received
"sa'co' instcad Of cash; we htB on the ,ools
ont for sdmc ono wifi q long: nose, .to>'ao
round and collect all little amounts duo ia.
Tho sitn1tf6h Is only %op6n''to tho masculine
gender; wo wanta u,nn, for no 1nattor: how
long wontan's nose mny DO ssho neod not
apply at this oflloc: Napoleon said that when
no wanted any good hard work done, he
chose man with n long nose, bcc,inso hts
breathing Is bold and FREQ, his brain, us we'll
MS his lungs aud heart, cool md clear We'd
h"ve no objections 10 taking on woman,
provided sllc could fll tho blll,, but tho pres.
cnt style Of dress and fashions aro Injur,ous4o
free and healthy respiration; thsy cramp ito
lungs an;l squeeze The heart into too small
compass to admit Of practical uto. At the
first refusal Of some crus,y follow to pny,
an'l the first "tlnrn that cross mark IN woman
would fly into thousand pieces, and wo
would have to pick up and adjust tic pieces,
aud perhaps got u blessing for our pains,
No, givo us man. Any ono with the
requisite proboscis making carly application
Gun get good position.
ASSAULT AND ARREsr.-Wo regret TO say
TINT IN assault was made on Mr.. Lame, our
new policeman, last Saturday afternoon By
party Of young mon from ElgoGold ds>
trict. From what wc loArn, they wcro IN
liquor, and created such disturbance ngain>t
tho peace Of tho town, as caused Mr.. Lano to
attempt their arrest, to which resistance wns
made. and In which, violence was done him.
Assistance being rendered him however, the
party were arrested and lodged In jail. Tho
Council having no authority to hold persons
In arrest longer than twenty -four hours, the
Young men In question were rolcnscd tin
Monday morning. on dopositing cact, $50 for
their appearance to undergo Investigation.
At the hour appointed, court was opened,
nc Hon Thos. NJ Faysingor presiding. Tho
Investigation resulted in a fnc on ono Of tho
lumber, and Il bond of $500, with security.
or cnch to keep the peace
Tho prompt action Of our new municipal
authorities In causing tho arrest Of distur-
'crs Of the peace, Is highly commcnlab,c.-
No man, nativo. or from another district, be
10 white or black, hns any right to disturb
he quiet Of our town, whether undor tho in
lucnce Of liquor. or not, This is right Mcssrs.
ntcndnnt md War,lpns, let III havo pcaco.
This Is tho second Inst ,nco whom our new
authorities havo acted thus promptly and
veil. The othor case was that Of m attempt
N tho part Of two or thrco thoughttoss boys,
lso IN liquor. to broak up religious meet> |
ne, held by the coiored people, some threo
1ccks ngo. Arrests were 0Iso mndo IN this |
asc promptly, tho parties fined, and wo homo |
stop will be put to all further cases Of tho |
ind. .,>..
Laos ,WoRK.-A fit Of passlon-G Getting |
married..
Chicago heilo Is reported to havo cut her |
tito toes of In order that sho mny woar |
mailer shoea. % r, .@ih. o.
A bacho'or used tho following modlfl cation
u hacknoycd phrase ~ congratulatiag a |
o%lEy.marF'ed o" friend: ~ wish you mich
aW. i' ~ ,i't,si itH ,y,ls
Iho wretch who can stand in a mir of
lippoIs, worked for him by his vito, and
cold her, Il a brute, and deserves to hayo
no gont in both feet. -
A citizen Of Chicago, Edward Carlnn, has
ONO to his death from having wife. Ills
nrling l'rldget hit him over The head with
club, and divorced horself without assist
nce from lawyers.
A brldo Of Port llope, Canada, got hcr back
'p because tho groom was too drunk to stand
D.. and married tho groomsman. 4 little
'htskoy saved ono mans Ito then. :
!, a young woman IN ON Illinois town Is so
fous that sho has to get furlough from tho
'inister to attcnd a dancc. This Is tho latest
ranch Of ministerial trade and commerce.
What perils ladies viii encounter to be in
ashton. They aro generally supposed to
now now tim'dity In tho presence Of Wild oattlo,
ut they wouid rathor ffce q mad bull than
OF to have their dresser gored. ',sSrl
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TnE OLD GUARD for January and February.
lst cived. Tho Old Guard IL devoted 10 iita,
M ,tsrs science md ast ssd the ptinoiples Of Ie
rntIo honRe, Van EYrte, .Iiorto{l s&s Co. ffnn