The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1870-06-16
Things Wise and a.,

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our enemies cease to hate h..'7.Ds !. p
to love us the more 0' az.
-WaEted--A gentler,,
ing to toast, does net w wv L,
fallen into better or more an. IN i'
"A wag says Of won.r que saa5
we give love to her ban. u
to her hoops the Whole psys:, s, q,
"A woman may foTsir..- .-'isal
having 2 new honse. husf,s.l g. ls'
for having a new bonnet VIZ W. q
noue-Eever. -- s-s y
AT fifteen, girls think H..
feet; at twenty. they be.ieys we, :. 'l'l
at thirty, they have s9ns ,s'S $.. Il to q
and at forty they have no f,,l r..
of the sort. -1-'l Il q
-Cowper says that "rla,s.,
with success may be falIors-5' "a Ia.
a smile" If ii is a woman is
haps is unnecessary YOU can ''e '5''
with 4 dress. -- 1'Rl!i
The dearest word !,
Love. The greatest WORD VI
word expressing the shortast Y
Now. The three make H. ~
sweetest duty Of man. 5s-s
Three things a ,aIv c,,-.,
She cannot pass a mi,iirsrr -'..'
stopping. q. She canuol sla, -
without asking the price. al
see a faby without ki.sipg :, '' -
We once heard Of a Kar,rl.
amazing strength was at,ers.5
consequences He was crt,;,-
bread. when the knife slipped al
self and two men behind him
The most easily digeste5 a,.,
yet known are sweet apples bag.5
cabbage sliced in vinegar. and
the most indigcstiLIi are bril-5 ..a
pork. The former require an
latter FIVE.
"A sailor, who bad lately ,...
sea, was at one Of the stations
couple Of young ladies Oh tfstlf
atteuiively, when he present.
Have the women got so lazy tfrs.
have bags to carry their Lalr f-r-
a hack in Boston procee5i,.
pot, b came mixed up with a rur..
sion, and As it turned OF iross
was FOL ol'owed by about half Of -I..-
The drivers Of the funeral hacks
cover their mistake til the has
part Of the procession were hrra-
"A traveller. being at a coH-s
some gentlemen. was largely daz-
credulIty If the company. WA.
say al these wonders happels5
quired a gentleman present. "Ils,s !
say" replied the traveller: "ba.
on the Continent-Rassia, I TIM
should rather think I,,a-y," ra--.
other.
An old lady hearing the wori 4
die" used, asked tie meaning ol .
was toll it signifed to run. Sasl
friend calling on her, observed b
grandson with his arm 10 a sling
quired what the matter was. TIE,
said that be had been making a bd
that the knife slipped aud "skelall
to his hand.
In a village in Southern MissC-
days ago. a Lice young mau puI
around him 10 scare a Dutchuz
leutunic gentleman says Il yu17
mine wagon mt vip der ghost al. p
| would vip him if he vas a VI
yard" Some one asked the y5
what allied bis black eve, aud lie al
heard bad news from Germany.
"A notorious tipPler was one q
iEg along in his usual iuebrjatei 81
he stepped upon a grating which u
vertently put Of place. The rs'l,5l
be and the grating disappeared To
lar. After picking himself up. 81
looked around to take a survey 5 n
when he espied the grating, wiia
hold of. with the remark: We /
made gridiror by the operati Q, q
The following dialogue aciaitI
red. short time since. betgsFl /
examiner and a pupil in a stlo5. 4
bury, England Now, then. 81 4
IF the grammar class" First ri
l be, zir" Examiner-"Welr 4
boy. can you tell me what y5Fs4
First Vowls. zir? Ees q 4
can" Examiner-"Iell me, I.sa
are vowels 2" First boy-"|oFs-l
chickens -