The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1870-12-24

WHAT IS MORE COMMON OR DISTRESSING THAN A
BILIOUS ATTACK? Who is not familiar with the
well-known symptoms, oppression across the sto-
mach aud chest low spirits, restlessness, glooni-
ness OF mind, WEAKNESS, dull headache, dirty,
greasy apre earance of the skin, yellow tnge of the
white OF the ey es loss OF appetite, and cOstveness?
Few, indeed, of the more ordinary Ills of life are
no.n % widely prevalent than these bilious disorders,
anu Se. ~ nay readily be got rid of by using DR.
I,ner will, he ranidlv restSr5Y 5Y whose operation the
vitiated secretions of the stomach chahgDS,. '0
tiyeness removed, and the whole system assisted
in recovering its normal condition. Sold by all
druggists.
sTECK g. Co.'s PIANOS used by artists everywhere.
GOULD IL FISCHER,
No. 923 Chestnut street.
MASON g. HAMLINs Cabinet organs; standard Of
excellence throughout the world.
GOULD s. FISCHER.
WHY UNCLE JOHN WENT TO PARKINsoN's.-
'"TWas the night before Christmas" well what If it
was
Is it coming again, that ''ridiculus n,uS'"
Growled old Uncle John as he tied up his head
And shuffled away to his bachelOr-bed,
Thinking himself most fortunate chap,
With Lothing to trouble his "long winters nap"
But the wind out OF doors made a terrible clatter,
And conscience woad speak, "that's what was the
matter"
So he lay there forlorn and shivered and trembed,
When there right beside him stood one who resem-
The famed Santa Claus, but his broad merry face
Wore frown that was surely there quite out OF
place;
To the stockingless chimney he pointed with ire,
When up rose the fireplace higher ana higher,
And there through the lame, with amazement, John
Aunts, uncles, and brothers and cousins-in-law
In cheerful excitement preparing the store
For the happy young chicks, who were dreaming II
o'er
And now, growing plainer was one little room,
| A poor little taper revealing its gloom,
And a woman who wept, as she sewed by its CLEAN
| For the children whose Christmas must be all 9
dream!
John shrank from the light in good Santa CLAUS
eye,
For he knew why his poor sister Grace lmastathu'
sigh!
'Not for you happy Christmas!" as sternly HI
spoke!
Santa Claus m melted up the wide chimney lk,
| smoke,
And John with a shiver of terror awoke
Rejoiced that the morning dissolved the dark spell
| And knowing that only what ends well is well,
| He fastened to Parkinson's, Chestnut near Broad,
| And bought all the bonboDs his purse could afford
Carames and pralines of every description, nc plu
ultra,
Chocolate drops, glazed walnuts, Diablotous "Jin
Crows"
| Imperial and Chantilly creams,
| Enough 10 defend from an army OF dreams,
And sped to put smiles where the tears freely came
Dost thou take, gentle reader? Go thou do the same
| THE PARKINSON CARAMEL DEPOT,
| CHKsHUT STREET, ABOVE BROAD.
HAINEs BROTHERS PIANOS are elegant Christina
presents. We are selling scores.
GOULD & FISCHER,
No. 923 Chestnut street.
DUN VIvIMUs VIvAMUs.-The Parkinson Carame
Depot, No. 14O9 Chestnut street. A splendid assort
ment OF rare, new, and delicious Confectionery
Caramels, and Bonbons, pure and fresh, made ex
pressly for the festive season.
SEE advertisement OF Atmores Mince Meat OF
Eighth Page.
WHITMAN's JUJUBE.-For singers and publi
speakers, to keep the throat moist and voice clear
it is excellent. 25 cents per box Druggists sell II
STEPHEN +. WHITMAN * SON,
Sole Manufacturers,
Is. w. corner of Twelfth and Market streets.
FOR CHRISTINA