The Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1869-1872, 1870-02-05
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Lizards; Arkansas. ToCihpicks: CEi;forris.
Gold Hunters; Colorado. Royers: CCzrecti-
cut, Wooden NutmeSs; Delaware, Mzskrzts;
Florida, Ffy-up-the-Creeks; Georgia Buz-
yards; Illinois, Suckers; Indiana HoOsie-s;
Iowa, Hawkeyes; Kansas. JayhAEks-s: Ken
tucky, Corn Crackers; Louisiana CrSoles:
Maine, Foxes; Maryland, CEa~ Tu-upsrs;
Massachusetts,, Bay S;Aters; Miehi-zn. VOL
yerlnes; Minnesota GOphsrs: Mississippi
TadPoles: Missouri PUkes; Neb-AskA, Bug
eaters; Nevada, Sage Hens; New Hampshire.
Granite BOYS: New jersey, Blues or Clam
Catchers; New York. Knieke-bockers: North
Carolina, Tar Boilers and Tuekp1s: Ohio.
Buckeyes; Oregon, Webfest and Hand Cases:
Pennsylvania, Pennarnites and Lsathsrhsais
Rhode Island, Gun Flints: South Carolina
weAssls;i Tennessee, whelps: Texas, Beef
heads; Vermont, Green Mountain BJys: Viz
gIniA- BeAglss: Wisconsin. BGdcers
TuTitortss, ste.-DAk0tAh, Squzt;ers: Utah
Polysarnists; New Mexico, Spanish Indians:
Idaho, FO-tune-seekers and Cut Threats:
Nova Scotia, Blue Noses; New Brunswick.
flsh-heAds; Canada, CzrrUcks.-P5S.-- CoaSt
-Als,IIs1e.
CHIxAxES N AE1zoxA.-The flight G. ye
Cinnamon Is Big B1Evzris- John thinks he
has struck big thing there, and Is bound 10
60. Two, thrss, and four cscts 10 the PSI
were found by one Of them, recently The
finder sent vo-d 10 his fellow ccuntrTnsc n
Prescott, vho, upon learning the glad isdin-s,
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resolved 10 start Immediately. II not Socr=r
They visited Upon their employers and each one
said: Me no like cooke; no like vAshee.
any more Ne SO Big Bug light away. where
one Cinnamon telle me he md GieEt deal
coarse gloali- Sab John. YCu uzy ne: ne
So" They we've paid. and vent. on their
way rejoicing. leaving their employers n the
lurch. Nov, John - YOU have gone out into
the woods, ve tell you 20 beware Of the
Apsche.--iri.7EI Ninsr.
WEoSS CrT.-Tvo young ladies. not thou
sAnd miles from here says the Cape Ann Ad-
vertlser, recently made two pairs Of r.rrel
drawers for : worthy 90; destitute father Of a
family, and were greatly surprised 10 Learn
thAi the fashion among masCulines differed
ccnsldera5!y from their own. which. N their
innocent simplicity they had used ;Ur I..i-
tern The joke Vas too good 70 keep. Soae-
body told Us, and We laugh every time We
think Of IL
ETEESr-T has no gray hairs The flowers
fade, the heart wIthsrs, nan grows old and
dies, bat time whites no wrinkles on eternity.
Eternity Q, stupeuiuus thought Earth
has Its beauties, but tine shrUuds them fyr
the grave: It's palaces, they are but the Cilied
sepulcher It's pleasures, they are bursting
bubbles. Not 30 IN the untrlei bourn In
the dwelling Of the Almighty can come 10
footsteps OF decay.
4 woman wants divorce at IndiAnUpolis
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shoe-strln1s since their marriage. Our SYM
pathles are NTH the woman. What woman
could be supposed 10 make decent appear.
Ance dressed only IN pair Of shoe-s:rinss :
-G0ld HUI -Nsl-s.
''WHo built the first house - asked an am
bilious school ma am OF bright little girl on
examination day Il don't know, ma an,
50, my dear :" Because Noah was the frs;
dTkitect We read Of. -
TIE Peabody obsequies were celebrated il
Portland, Maine, on the 18th ult. An i'm,
mense COncO1Ess Of people was present All
business throughout the city was suspended
and the hAgs Of public buildings were al half
mast.
PENCE Arthur arrived in New York on til.
18th, and proceeded 10 his quarters a; III,
Breyoor HOuse. The following day he at
tended Trinity Church, and occupied the sam,
pew that the Prince Of Wales occupied tel
years ago.
BATTLE MoUSTAIS.-This mining district il
the State Of Nevada has kicked up quite
Juror among our inhabitants, says the Trucke,
Tribune. They have become fully and thor
oughly convinced that If is the richest minin.
district that has ever existed.
FTFTT-THEEE SATUEDAYs-There are onI,
hity-tSo weeks IN year, but there will b,
hfty-three Saturdays during the present wear
Saturday being the first and last day Of tn
year.
MANr fashionable young ladies in New Yorb
are said 10 be suffering With abceSses on thei
feet, caused by the high French boot-heel
which are now in vogue
BUFFALO GIRILs are very saucy: MAY
see you home - inquired lad Of a lass a
chureh-a few sundays ago. "You NAV Sc
me anywhere you like, - was the pert response
LADY TEACHER, advertising for situa
lion, says she speaks all the modern Ian
guages and is perfect mistress Of her owl
tongue" ........
Mrs. Dr.. MARY WALKER says she objects +
The present style Of ladys dresses, because
destroys all idea Of the form below the waist
They call the girls in the Treasury Depart
ments, who scissor sheet of postal currency
revenue cutters - ..........
A TENNESSEE girl. in order 10 mako sur
thing of 1t, allowed two young men to take on
license To marry her.
If girls are diyinities, as some fatterin
writers declare, are we to regard female semi
naries as divinity schoolsi
A WITTY lady, being asked her opinion q
moustaches, replied, 81 always set my fac
against them"
A Western paper says of an evening dress
ut busts open at the top and foams over"
Az old maids love letter is called n romano
of the middle age '..
Western girl likes TO make bread becaus
1t cleans hor hands so beautifully.
A PEACOCK is the proudest fowl of the farm
yard, but hen is the most ova.bearinp.
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