, 1870-08-07

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il citizen Of Buffalo wss passing thyouci,
orc of the hack etEeets Of tl,at CITY Sunday
afte'noen. when he both obse.red snd heard
u1chin he kindly asked: why, little boy,
xhat do you WANT" Looking up into tia
face. the PRECIOUS juyenils rc-
sp1nded. in whining accents. five got thu
heuef-sche, that's what / want!"
AN engineer 1t Toledo recantiv rsn over
u1An, and. ike Rachel Of old, ssiused to he
contortel. He e1claimed, with melting path
o.: That's the eighth man I've killed, but
this is the wosst case OF all, He w,s a he
fas msn, aud he n'uss.l my eng,se up 80"
-Aadeuesse!le paareue did bot wish to
pay one night; and feigned sickness. The
theatre to zee What vi. the matter. On hia
report Ia btGe Paurelle was Obliged 70 snnear
bl1'nF Ill the play the pretended sick ona
~aa eonttnualiy uttennK hstle cries as OF acute
pam ioot EltlE said conpanion. '.aro
terribly sick!" What does ths doctor s,y l.
tla matter" Here ss his report tn the rnsu-
agar: Ihe tickn-ss Of Msdeu1oitelIe PaureIIa
is an inadrnissible hypothesis Oh, how It
How long does widow mourns For =
second.
IA correspondent OF the New York T,.nts
says tllst this celebrated Orange Count~ milk
'' uaws from the sibr OF the rock, through the
ve,na OF bos, INTO the pail Of tho u1ilkmaid.
AID go 70 the mouth Of the eousutner." That
sounds Ike Tie l,yasate Of milk, but it may 10
oxide
What Spain il suffering from-an .-Kius
The inu-espcrienced make the best hote1
servants.
Though men boast Of holding the r.its,
the wouen generally tell them which wav thew
uurt d1lve-
At recent Sabbath School ccuce,t, =
little boz stood up to say his ..niecs.~ and
forgetting the words Of the text. hesitated a
moment, then: with all the Assurance possible.
ea1d. Blessed are the shoe.naker..
Said loving wife to her husband, .sNi]l
ven never learn, my dear, the difference b.
tween rea! and e1cEaneestle value - Ths
h1istsnd tired Of political economists in petti-
COTS, replied, - All. ycs, uy uear. know
yelr great learning ani mary virtues. TLat'a
rerr real Ealue: But also know that mono
Of nE married friends wonld exchange wives
with me. 1hat's your e1.l,ansea able Salac.''
-3lrs. parinston says that since the iurcn-
ton Of the nee.tle-gun, there n NJ, rc.sou vLv
women shouldn't fight as we'll ~ men.
In one OF our Sabbath schools not long
strongest insn :" After muck ine1ycctaaI At
tempt II answering bv the c'ass, the teacher
ger aeked, .'ls Samson stronger nor Nike
AcCooI'' This II equal to Eoa Yong -
tempting TO explain to his clas4 tho s:1tr Of
tllInEE IN The Temple vhcn Clr:s: mall. !
scuusrr Of small ron!s arh drove the raca y
cllsngerH out. "ion see." aaid Boh. ..,bar
had whole lot Of things in The CHURCH Cor
kal.." .'Oh, yes" said little sam, jt.st in.
ne had IN o''r church onec." Bob is down OF
fairs in ehurches now"
-"H~fe:s a man fallen into this slough ~
exclaimed one }ahorsr tn another; hrrrr,
for he'h M 10 his ankles" - II th.t's all,
therrs no hnrE." Yes there il, for hes fAl-
len in head firrt!''
An inehslAtc man, walking along tho
e>re-t. Eeg.r!e.l the rconn wit.1 sovereign. con-
tempt: .'you neesint feel 20 rroca. lie aid.
"xun are full only once munsi,, aaa an
every night
- Tame. Bob. get mr." said an iu1u1sent
father 10 his honefui ron. the o.hcr taorniag
Remember, it, the early bird that catches
t'eworm." What DO Icare for worrna.~ re-
piled the Young hopeful. "moshcr won't LIT
| me En ts-hing."
"A little s-year old. repeating the Lord.
PRAYER the '0ther evening. added, when che
came 10 the petition for daily bread. - rlea1e
Cod give me butter on it 'cansc I don't like
it without" This was definite, as well ~
t1usttul devotion
AN exchange hns tho following frchtfnl
| hint OF e1trav1Eance: Think of it-one dbl
lar and ft,y cent- year fer the Sentinel j.
not quite three cents week. ve: we know
AdAty (EUlHC NAN L1lSAN AFF 100 N10S III 43AG
. country paper, who spend dAily more than
that esru.
"A cnInred ine1Iri1re ~7a lying OF henrl,.
| the other evening. in hir cell At the Central
6tstion At Providence. when tho officer made
his rounds Of iueFectinn. UYah!e by the titful
] gst1isht 10 clearly discern tho prisoners
features, the officer askesl ..Are you colorrs. :"
"So. answered the enf-anchised. d1owsily,
al was horn VI"
1 After Goldsmith:
waen lovely woman reads L< falltf.
And nud4 LOO !ate hef hatf II gray
Sizes apt iu fets sen,s melancholy.
AItGr1escs she's VI: ef F.ts:liuu = WY,
The only at Times Jaws u cover,
Anri hide that shaite fr7na cvrT eye.
AMI gain at length. perhaps. a lovcF,
A nnQ, ant lu1n1ure-ls 70 dp<,
IA teason given for the email vote IN Hog
taua il that nearly i'll the males are nlne1s.
| -6uIdon Cumming, the gtent hon-siAyeI.
! was telling Rogers one dag how lie came onco
rnarzaed upon huge lion. ''Thinking to
frighten hin, said the huntel. Il ran toward
Rogers. ho ran away with all his natse,
suppose" Exactly 90, sail Cumming.
The difference between the French army
and An apple II, that apples have tile corps IN
ride. and the army has corps or tRo gu tie
"What are the wild waves SAYING" "Lst
| -1he Isocly Mouataiu -Nete. tells of I'll en-
| ti.u.ialtic young afistouziau who, eu!oGlziL :,
the beanty of bis "gal.~ said. III be Dog
eoned il she amt IL pretty a rcd va5
| eu.
! A case Of neg.u sri=1oc1acv camo OF ID
tbs tosn Of Staunton, Va. recently. Oae Ut
| the Northern school ma'auas. who a1e there
enr'oy.d IN teaching the freedmen, told a
slriehsly negro gil That shn raaet not call tie
Hss r. od as anybody. Pretty soon the G;1l
asks i her .eaeheE Whist business she foils,"c'1
tcfote ce.ciug South to leach 'iWas 4 bon
ret-maker," wss the 1eply- "Well" aai1 :ns
girl, gathering NJ her boola and making FOL
lie tcrr, SIN not Ecin' to '.ceiate wia you
and ~Ee 1on'r teociate wid bonnet-nakera::
! a toil-gate keeper was recently brought
teftrc magistrate on the charge Of cruell1
tEca1ipg his daughter. He hail disco1e1et
tsst the girl, who was frequently left in chs1g'
Of the gste. used to Mow her sweetheart,
She never tollsd her love.
An Indianapolis German had occasion, -
Gently. to bury large vile. and sq1.ttle
with the sexton about tie fee. '+Dat ish no
\ bis grave said the diseonsolate husband
M, BIZ gy;a ~ TR,ptly Il ;R,a rssns1as1 ssI3s1 III
Why are pimrtes on dtunkard's face III
The cuts in London pape1s They are i1lua
trationso Of Punch.
A riIkmau accounted for tle thi1lnas. o
lis railk by saying that the COWS got caught /
11e istr o,.r.r,,,, ,,;rs. a rn,;crr re
- : 5iehen gGns,e5ao M nsaa n str ,n.nr vaT. n
cert Maicn Gan ~ aseu - III. IL. ce.c;ct,sx
yIn "!sa = to1" ~" " ~, souA ~ hro;t th,C
like ordinary outlets and call them evteltes
~ 'tyts Ths aFs+ cnntri,mtor" II writioc frou
E1,.lI,n Ma rnm ti1at Old Den Ffankli
!rf1 = nan,e Vhen te died Il he had taken i
: Win hin great msur counties, towns, Al
, t,vr,na would hare been compelled to selec
inns otber title"
. -HCome, don't be proud said couple {
ri1lv sn11nr toysterels to two gentlemen, II q
, Go1p, and make yourselves our equals ~ y
should have to b1ow our brains out to do that
said one Of them
"A clergyman was preparing his discour:
{or Sunday, stopping occasionally to Eevis
What be bad written. and to erase that whie
he Vas Disposed TO disauproye. when ts v,
secoa.ed hv his Ettle eo, 9h, t,sd uunnbere