White Cloud Kansas chief. [volume] (White Cloud, Kan.) 1857-1872, 1870-07-07
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6 The following new and astonishing Pa
Ter Noster IL handed around among the Ameri. |
can Isellers In Rome:
Our Fa,her Who art in the Viticau, Infalli |
BILE he thy narne: Thy Temporal Sovereignty |
cams; Thy ~ill be done ia Europe and Amer !
lea as IN Ire;.n Give ns sAis day our sithes. nd
titles. anil forgive our ,respaases as ve give
plenary indulgence N those vho pay penise,t
ly unto Us; ard lead % not into EcumenicAl
Couucils, but deliver us from thickine: for
thiue is the eros;er. the key. aud the tiara.
Rome without end. Amen
q A very sensible order has been issued to
the census harshals BY the superintendent.
Il directs the marshals to furnish TO the press
as soon As completed. ard known TO be accu-
rate, the total population Of cities. towns and
counties. The assistant navshals, however,
will rot be allowed to give such inform alton.
and all personal aspects Of the census will re
main strictly confidential.
p About the time that Spotted Tail was
sitting down to tsa With Mrs. Grant. soldier
at Fort Laramie came in with about half
bushel Of arrow heads sticking into him. and
carrying his scalp in his hand.-Defroa Free
Pfess.
p Calvin Andress, Of Chelsea. Vermont.
prominent professor Of religion. has been ar
rested for hitching . fa,herless boy with a
horse ard making ''the team" ruli his wagon
four miles. Whenever the boy lagged. An
drews touched him up with the whip.
r On the banks Of the White river, where
now stands the city Of indianapolis, vas built
the e st house in the spring Of 1870. This vas
just fifty years ago. For miles and miles
around all was one vast unbroken wilderness.
save an occasional settlement where q few
hardy pioneers had dared dispute the ''noble
red mans" sway.
u There arc many afflicted readers Who
will drop sympathisins tear with the Colum
bus (Ohio, Safe Journal when it says: "Wc
began to have hopes that Washington's body.
servant vas really finally dead, and We should
bear no more Of him. but the newspapers have
commenced with his children Low. -Four Of
them have died during the past week."
p A poor man was killed in Michigan, q
few weeks ego, under distressing circumstan-
ces, leaving his wife sick and penniless. A
bachelor friend interested himself in the mat
ter, and raieed sixteen hundred dollars for the
widow. then proposed. and being accepted, he
married her, and pocksted the money himself
| ~. FL of L. NJ
Pomfret, VT. occurred Wednesday. The first
settler and his family arrived On snow shoes
in March, ITO. from Pomfret, Conn. Among
them was daughter Of Gen. Israel Putnam
whose descendants still live in the town.
" The New York thieves are successfully
practicing new eodge. They watch a mai
going to his place of business. a. many do. In
light wagons. wait till lie enters his store
aud then turn his horse loose and give She
alarm. The merchant ruses out and runs af
ter his horse, and the thieves 90 into the store
take what they want and get away unmolested
1t is considered cafe business for the present
II When Mark Twains. father in law pre-
sented him with an elegant houfe and furni
iu re al Buffalo, the other night, M. Twain toIt
the good man to come and see him. and bring
his carpet bag along and stay all night, and i
shouldn't cost him cent.
p Girle would do we'll, when they are mar
ried, to burn up all their old love letters.
Rochester IN. W gentleman found letter
addressed to his wife by some former admirer
after he had been married to her two years
and was so provoked at the tone of tie letter
that be Immediately applied for divorce.
u A Washington exch.nge Gays. Colfax !,
cutting of the facilities of"the female lobbyist ;
How female Lobbyist must look with her faci
lities cut o6. Out upon such barbarious prac
tices:
u There are great many cures for can
Gers, but the most effective cure We have beart
was in New Orleans A man had real affec
tionate cancer. which he got rid Of BY merel!
jumping out Of eix-story window. Th'
mourners couldn't see any trace of il whe,
they took last look at the mans remains be
fore they were consigned to the tomb. Try It
| p Recorder Hackets Of New York lately
sentenced rascal TO long term in the Peniten
tsry, notwithstanding It vas eloquenty rreed b.
counsel in defense Of his crime that he "ren
dered his country service' during the war. !
is comforting to see that there is recognized
! Init. beyond which the fact that a man some
how got into blue clothes during the war is no
to excuse al his misdemeanors after it.
u 1t is suggested that when Gen. Gleason
attaches IL. R. A." to his name, he means
ran srsy. Not bad FIR Canadian joke.
u The Louisville Courier Journal says
"George Eliot il the successor Of Charlie
Dickens. A woman stands to day At the hea'
OF English 6csiIious literature, the peer Of Ten
nysoo and Mil. and greater than al others."
u At the banquet 20 Dickens. given BY tn
p.ess At Delmonieo's. April ls. 1868. there %
Al the table, beeides Dickens himself, Hem.
J. ka..nond and George ". Demers. both o.
} whom n:ds speeches in answer 10 toasts o.
the oceasion; Henry e. S~setser. Of the World
sho Was the most sctive in getting up the ban
lquet, and George Wakem.n, Who had zeal
ously assisted. To day these I've men lie Il
their graves.
u Uocle San has been liberal With hi
Homestead. bus has . comfortable back 10
saved. after an he has given 70 the railroads
He still holds In his own same more than on,
thoreand million acres
| r A lady In New Yort who vas invited y
meet the poet Whittier when he vas In town
learned twelve pages Of bis poetry BY heart. o
As to be sbie to quote . fes lines when she "a
introduced 70 hia-
u The Antioch Ledger tells Of null
shich kicked . driver clear OF the boz Of