The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1870-03-24
All Sorts.

in Montreal.
Baron Haussman spent 1923, 500, 900 in Paris
during his r-Ie
A beef condcnsing factory will cram a large
OK into twenty pound can. goaa3 a
A New Haven mar has half a million of
young trout in Matching pond IN his cellar.
The average depth Of the Atlantic Ocean
has been found to be twelve Thousand feet.
The way to make time pass quickly--Raise
row and get Knocked into the middle of
next week.
3 A conscientious gambler of Chicago gives
ten per cent. OF his plunder to an orphan asy
lum. = ta
A deceased citizen OF Nashville has left six
WIDOWS 5,00O each, conditioned that they
never marry.
A western bigamst WAS punished by his
first wife introducing small pox into his re
organized domestic circle
At q fire in Rutland, Vt recently. a young
man threw away pail ofwater, rcmarking
that it was too hot to do any good
In Williamsburg, Va, on Thursday, a horse
threw two young men, who had mounted him
in frolic, and killed them both
A gentleman in South Danvers, Mass, who
wishes to protect the tomb of Eliza Wharton,
In the village church-ysrd, prOcures from
time to time freestone chips and scatters them
pick these up, and spare the monument.
Suffering from wet groceries," is the po-
lite name for drunk" in Chicago.
Some of the San Francisco hackmen have
to be filled up with bullets to make them civ
il. s4 e.s.at3aesat
A Brooklyn ballet dancer is very much OF
Tended because the audience threw bars OF
hare soap, instead of bcrquets and bracelets.
The following toast was given at banquet:
" The rights OF woman-if She cannot be cap
tain OF ship, may she always command
smack" eh 81 #qfg Het1ta
At recent fune raj near Lawrence, Kansas,
the widow wanted spring bed bottom put
into her husbands grave for the coffin to rest
on
A hardy seaman, who had escaped one OF
the recent great shipwrecks upon our coast,
was asked by good lady how he felt when
the waves broke over him. He replied, "Wet,
ma'am, very wet"
Local Notes at Home and Abroad " is q
feature of one OF the papers published IN Mas
sachusetts.
Louisville paper says: 1.-THE 600 super
numerary officers of the army can get $40 a
month on the railroads now building in the
South, If they have not forgotten how TO use
spade"
Eggs may be preserved perfectly good for
six months BY rubbing them over with inseed
been found full aud quite uninjured in odor
and taste. 1855
brass door. weighing ,456 pounds has re-
Gently been manufacture in Englan for the
Wolf Rock lighthouse, intended to replace
sc lid oak door. four inches thick, which had
been shattered into fragments by the force of
the waves. l.b ttEW
The refreshments allowed t he members of
the ritual commission, now sitting in Lon
don, are restricted to 1.-TWO bottles of sherry,
and a shilling's worth OF biscuits per day "
A dead ragpicker in New York was found
lying on a pile of rags in his shsnty the other
day, with handbook showing $500 to his
credit in his pocket.
At revival meeting an i'm pulsive young
sinner prayed that God would less the young
ladies between whom he had been sitting, es-
pecially the one on his right.
A Richmond So ge says that saw-dust pills
would effect ua ly cure many OF those diseases
with which mank ind is afflicted, il every in
dvidusl would make his own saw-dust.
An Indiana lover carries his boots under
his arms when he goes counting, putting them
on when he reaches the gat e, and thereby So.
wing the polish.
A man lately attempted to start a writing
school in Denver, but they made him turn it
into saloon, not wanting any "fangles IN
town."
voice from the effects OF the sulphur ed in
making the lights in tacleaux in which she
took part.
A young lady in Brattleboro, Vermont
made sOmuambulst excursion the other
night Of more than mile in the snow, bare
foot, In her robe de mutt, and only awoke as
she locked the door on her return.
One town in Pennsylva MIA has been able to
get ria of oil able-bodied Migrants, and by
very simDle Dan They are at once set to
work at breaking stone. They give the town
wide berth
The New York Mail says that Miss Mehlig
is now acknowledged to stand at the head OF
the lady pianist OF this country, II not OF the
world
A. l. Robinson, the alleged murderer of
Lumsford, at Mansfield, Ohio, was once no.
ted politician at Cincinnati, and was at one
time candidate for Mayor OF that city.
Captain Williams, OF the Oneida, was en-
gagged to be married toa young lady in Maine,
on arrival FROM the Japan cruise. Since the
LIST Of January his two children and his lnten-
ded wife have died. When he left Japan he
had not heard this sad news, but supposed he
was coming home to meet them all In health
and happiness.
The Chief of Police of New Haven has re-
ceived the following . Yew hev got jest 10
| days TO liv"
Gentlemen who care anything about their
hats carry them in their hands at the Wash
| ington receptions.
| A Squire in Indianapolis married a couple
last week, adap ing the service to mod rn
times by pronouncing them man and wife
" until separated by law"
| A young lady in Philadelphia points
! with PRIDE to string OF engagement
/ rings, the trophies OF twenty
seven marriage engagements within the past