The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1870-10-06

teeth put IN, so that her corpse may
'look natural" " . -, Il; q; :;
Tho effect Of all this upon the . life
beyond the grave We leave to the por;
trayal Of those whose business it IL to
deal with tho spiritual AID the unreal.
49, ''' +''r':'} 49, Ed. -H
ADVICE TO YOUNG LADIES.
a Dsuhls-ss.s.l: -. xhet At Eelly On,
ia ~ -" .r:.-- .Is:y y ~ ...,., e,
q FRst, yeu ars perfect idiots to 90 on
h thn NY. Your bodies are the most
beautiful Of Gods creations. In the
Continental galleries / always saw
groups Of people gathsEsd about tho
pistszss Of wousu. L Il was not passion !;
~ gasss were just -; likely 70 be
3vensa - men !; it. was because, Of tho
wound'ous beauty Of !. woman's body
Nov, stand. with mo At my office
window, and see = lady pass. There
goes one. Nov, isn't that = pretty
:objsee1 Abig hump, three lumps, =
wilderness Of er'mps and irills, . haul
INK up ofthe dress here and there, a.
enormous, .hidsous mass Of, false hair
Or bark pil'd on top Of her head, sur.
mounted by q little fiat, ornamental
with bits Of laes,' birds tails, &c,
The shop windows tell Us all day long
Of the paddingsj whaleboues and steel
springs, which occupy most Of. the
space within that outside rig. ,..a a..
" 10 the name of the SIMPLE sweet
sentiments which cluster about q home,
I would ask, how is = man to fall in
love With such 4 peace of compound,
double twisted, touoh.me-not arti6oiali-
", ~ you see in that wrigeling cariosi.
ty. ri :'-.s <-H ru:. ,.n, o.. e. -
.. Secondly, with that wasp waist,
squeezing your lungs, stomach, liver
aud other vital organs, intoa one-half
their natural size, and With that long
tr,il dragging on the ground, how: can
any man Of sense who knows that life
il made up Of use, Of sense. Of services
Of work, how: can he take such part.
'ner2 He must be desperate, indeed,
to unite himself for life with such q
fettered half: breathing ornament. .'.'
D Thirdly, your bad dress and lack Of
exercise lead to bad health, and men
wisely fear that instead Of a helpmate
they would get an invalid to take care Of
This bad health in you, just as in men,
makes tho mind as we'll as the body
faddled and efeminate. You have No
power, no magnetism ! I know you
giggle freely add use big adjectives
such as "spleudid,,' "awtul," but then
this don't deceive us; We can see
through It all. You are superficial
affected, silly you have none of thai
womanly strength and warmth which
arc 20 assuring and attractive to man
Why you become so childish and veal
minded that you refuse to wear decent
names even, and insist upon baby
names. 1sstead Of Helen, Margaret
aad Elisabeth, you affect Nellie, Mag
Ris aud Lizzie. When your brother,
wess babies you call them Robby
Diskey and Johnny; but when the,
grow Up to manhood, no more. Of tha
sill trash, II you please. But I know
. woman Of twenty-five years, and chi
u q big q both ny lrsnduathsr'
put together, Who insists on bs;ul
esllsd Kitty, and her reAl name i
catharias, and although bet brie i
III enough % soadeot affairs Of u6tats
shs does sothiss' but giegle,1 eovs,
Up her fAss' With her flu, snd i sxelain
once id four minutes, I"Don,t nov, 20,
ars real mean" sa;dro7} stE1qasyIs 81.
How can Z man proposs' = life part
nstship u such ;sb'silly geose2; IN,
lear girls you nuss,'if you would ge
hwbaads, aud decent snss,; dress i.
plain, neat becoming garments ani
talk like sensible, earnest sisters. Il. II
II You ny that the most sensible, mer
ore crazy after these: buterfl les o
fashion. At I beg your pardon, it is no,
SO, Occasionally a man Of ,brilli,n,
success u,ymarry y. silly, weak NO
man but ~ I have heard women Il s.y u /.
hundred times, that the most sensibl,
men ohosss women without sense i,
simply absurd, Nineteen times II
twenty sensibls men choose sensible xo
men, 4 I grautJ you that Ia COMPANY
they 7ase likely to chat and TOY 1.v.ith
those ovsrdrssssd aud forward creature.
but they don't ak them to go to th.
utter with them. ajl a2tr::5>J q rs,n:sy
Foarthly -a-Anous the young; msr
ID the haiiuou'al market; only 4, smal
number ore indspsnasntly rish; and ii
america sash:vsfy rarely make good
Husbands. But the number of thost