Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-04-15

--"'To enjoy n good reputash0n,
says Josh Billings, "give publlkly,
aud steal privately"
If four Is the square root of six
teen, we'd like to know the square
root of one healthy hag.
A man In Wisconsin, has In.
vented pocket. stove warmed by
alcohol. IL Is similar to pint fiask
filled with brandy, very much used
i'm this State. f#. nH
"A man in New Hampshire the
other day, ate fifteen dozen raw oys-
ters on wager The silver trim
nilngs on his collin cost twelve dol
lars and thirty-lve cents. -'f#''
I Tho following advice is from a
Newburg paper Press on, young
man, though you be poor We
know n youth, who, with only his
TWO hands and q crowbar, opened n
jewelry store, and now he Is living
in fine stone residence in Sing
Sing" st...- .r........... ....s..es IN
The Vickaburg HcralH reports
that when Yerger came hacii to lall
ia jackson, Miss, heexpressed much
qualification ut his weeks 81 ort, hunt
Ing, fishing, etc, Ills fifst question
to the jailer was: rs my room in
orlerT' Next, he sent a note TO a
neigh boring saloon, which read:
Good morning-I have returned,
Send me bottle of cocktail and
dozen cigars.n ao-3gtn n1 as## n
A negro Judge In Alabama,
when his Grst case came on. and
everything was ready, was told by o
lawyer that lie had neglected to
charge the jury. He rose up, put up
his spectacles, and said. "Gemmen
of the jury, / charge you half u
dollar, apeice, and you must pay IL
before the ease goes on. )"
Nasty had son born 10 him n
few days ago. lie left.a number OF
lecture csmmittees in the lurch, and
went home from Illinois TO receive
IN person this accession to his earth
~ grandeur. excusing himself with
The remark that he only had a-boy
once in eight years, but those COM
mittees could find u lecturer any
where.
-SenatUr Sumner has introduced
All amendment to Senate bill No.
$50, for the cancellation snd tlestruc-
tion, after the fourth of july. all
fractional currency in the treasury
of the denomination Of ten and AZ
teen cents; after the 4th OF Septem-
Der, all of twenty five cents; after
the 4th of November, all of fifty
cents; and that thereafter there shall
be no, payment from the treasury
In fractional parts Of a dollar except
IN coin.
The Detroit Tribune says: "a
very important suit has just beer de-
citied in the Citcuit Court ut Adrian.
Mich. IL Is the. recovery, by the
wife of a drunkard. Of money paid
10y her husband, during the last elk
years, TO saloon kceper-juIgment
Icing entered against the unlawful
seller under the provisions Of the
Prohihitory Liquor law Of this State.
This IL the first suit OF the Kind tliat
we recolleet OF, but, under the Law.
the recovery of all money so paid by
the parties b. whom IL originally be-
longcd, Is unquestionably possible,
the ground being. That 1t was paid
without consideration, liquor not be-
ing property"
While the council at Rome, AMI
the whole religious world are. agi-
tated over the question Of papal in
fallibility, the Irish Republic thus.
illustrates what foundation there IL,
fpr the dogma: "rhe pope gave his
.benediction' To insargent Poland,
and tc-lay that country Is lower
than ever under the Muscovite. He
sent his blessings 10 Jefferson Davia.
and the Southern Co..federacy is no
more. The sweetest prayers ASSAULT
ed Heaven for blessings on Maxamil- :
ian on his departure for Mexico; he
returned to his parental palace a
c,rpss. He sent his blessed Cbrift-
mas rose to Isabella, and before an
other Christmas she was fugitive
cursed by the Spanish people. He
communicated Italy. and she 10
FREQ from the ALPS to The Adrla,ip,.