The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1870-11-04

The emily person. who reilly ''i9y bad health


The emily persons who reaily enjoy bod health
are the doctors. .-i-,li -.
sam,sou was an eminent trsg~di.n In his
d,y, and In bis last act brought down me
house. ra a. -sr t..
A Western elitor announces that he Is panied
to hear that dear friend Of his has just gVns to
heaven. .r..IIs ..r.- 20
Another h,ppy Deuverian has found gold
brick. lie sings with great gusto. MY days
OF happiness are ore." Ev't 'sH
"iuni, Why DO you sit out the long ssrmons
Of that mnisteIr' asked niece. "My dear
replied aunt. "they sccustom me to eternity. %
The trcshing-machines are doing q god
work in Iowa. Eleven men have been killed BY
Patrick Flood. Of BrOoklyu. flooded his in
ternal economy with whisky. and deaths dark
food cngulphcd him. 800 o.,
A Yankee proposes to hitch balloons to steam
boats. with apparatus attached for inaAting
them a. moments notice. When boat gets
into shallow water she Is to be lightsncd BY the
balloons until she wiz pas over the bar =.
"A preicher Of waushars. Win, has been dis
charged for.being personal 10 his hearers. He
said. "If you should take barrel and al It
with the Holy Ghost, and another and gil Il
with whisSey, and cali this congregation up and
let you take your choice. the whiskey wouli be
gone first. .-r g. ..
st social gathering In New York the other
evening. Christine Nilsson and Adelaide Phil
lips so sung 10 each others satisfaction that
they rushed 70 arms, and kissed each other,
though there were plenty of gentlemen present
who could have done the kissing great deal
better. 80 ~ 90
They ssy out on the plains that u thoss dead
heal excursion parties don't quit coming out
there, they'll give 'em something worth telling
about One sweet creature In . hoped skirt,
Tyrel-sc hat AMI heavy chigncu, recently scared
buffalo so badly that his hair turned gray In
single night. .sI.. 80 sTIt.1r
There isa man in Dccotah, Iowa, 20 penu-
rious that. when in Smelling coru, and kernel
few into woodpile. he removed seven cords OF
wool to ind ii. A neighbor standing near
drOppsl kernel near where the searchor was
looking, but when he found u he siid; .You
can't fool me with that small kernel; the one l
lost was large One.' 30 .gsssf. T..
Mr. Bowers lives near Columbus, Ohio and
Among other pleasing attraction which this pc
culiar characteristics has aildel 10 Mr.. Bowers
homestead, is n bear Mr.. Bowers had six
year old son the other day. but the little fellow
attempted to establish fraternal relations with
tie other pet, aud the creature, in sort Of
playful ecStaey reduced the chill 70 6dde-strings
81 something Of about equal dimensions. The
Bowers that knew that bear will know him no
more.
The willimantic Journal has received the fol-
lowing epaStle for advocating town assistance 10
the Air Line Railroad "EDIroR; l want my
paper stopped cant stand il to have you telling
re how to spend my money nor won't When
YOU told folks to vote YES you oyerstepped
your orthcrty. As publck journalist ! hold
y0urn rite 10 advocate what 700 do Napoh-
lin YOU say is crate man and say he amt and
JOUR. pinion Amt no better an mine. Railroads
!, humbus, taxes is burden and your fule.
Sop mi paper Ill never pay mother scent.
Yours etc." assoc ..r.s .-.