The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1870-03-18
Snare Lines.

PAN ereatares-Dairymaids.
Light Infantry-Babies.
Beholders-Hives. a.-1- fsH7 r.l .l.'
A man Of many psrs-apuSlishsr.
Who takes things as they eome'--A thief.
Whore would you look for coarse race OF
men ION rsee-coursc.
When docs cabbage beat beet In growing
When 1t gets ahead. "
VIA. is the form Of an escaped ParrOtf-A
POllygune. 80 4. fs,Is e. -a.sis
A love that |, never MISUNDERSTANDING
affection. 'E.rag - '
A class opposed to legislation on abstract
Observation-Disclosures. .
Punch aippantly remark, that every cardinal
is In Rome. except the cardinal virtues.
my wife has eloped from me without rhyme
or reason, and desire no one to trust her on
my account. for am not married to her," Is
an advertisement In western paper.
An Indiana lover carries his boots under his
arm when he goes coartiag. putting them on
when he reaches the gate, and thereby saving
the polish.
Imagine the feelings Of the poet who wrote Of
hi, departed love. "we win ballow her. grave
with our tears" when the printer set itup-
eve win harrow her grave with our steers"
A young lady who was rebuked BY her mother
fof kissing her intended. justified the act BY
quoting the passage: Whatsoever ye would
that men should do unto you. do you even 50
70 them sH
II Is well known that when the color on a
fabric has been destroyed by acid, ammonia Is
applied to neutralise the same. But Il is not 50
we'll known that after the application Of ammo
MIA, ehloroiorm win, in almost all cases, restore
the original color. ChlorofOrm viii also remove
paint from garment when almost everything
else fails.
A person travelling from Taunton to Hartford.
the other day. over the Fshkill road. hearing the
conductor sing GU" illamantic, asked in sur
prise. "Mr. Conductor. have you called out the
names Of all the stations we've passed 20 Yes,
SIR" was the reply. swell, them" rsjOinsd the
traveller. 81 must have been asleep. didn't
hear you call Rhode Island
"what have You got that's good 70 said a
hungry traveller, as he seated himself at dinner
table in Salt Lake City. ''oh. we've got roast
beef. oOrned beef. roast mutton, brOiled. fried
ham, and broiled curlev." "what's iseur-
lew ?" said the stranger. ''Curlew, Why cur
lew is bird something Ike snipe." "COuld
nay," eyes" "Did Il have wings'" eyes. "
"Then don't want any curiew. Anything that
had wings and could Hy. and didnt leave this
ID country, don't want for dinner"
Not long ago man came into Grrat Falls,
claiming to cure blindness in every case, and
applied to the Post Office for names Of any per-
son or persons afflicted with that disease. The
clerk directed him to Mr.. Horn, the well known
sash and biad manufactures, and told him he
was a blind man and had been for some time,
and gave the directions to find him-the qusck
cager for victim. starting atoncefor Mr.. Horn.
The result OF the interview Is usknown; but the
last seen Of the quaek. wa. at the depot anxious
ly waiting for the train.
A town-clerk who had given young man 2
marriage license. received fsom him the follow
ing note:
sIR-I viii send you the license that you gave
me to get married with and state that was not
married for this reason because the girl whose
name is on this paper went back on me because
she could get another Teller his name is George
Jones send them 50 you can give him license for
her but be sure and get your e for 50 dOin. No
more at present but believe me your most hart
broken, JosEru MrIIxn."