The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1870-04-14
HUMOROUS.

4 ne cure fJr IiTt is the water CdIS
Bad fnauciers-p.ople of grea, note.
+ Pleading at the bsF-begging for a
drink.
Aquestjgnins gi.7s.-the shade Of doubt.
al tune belongs TO Us, for all time is
hours.
Worldly oblga,ions-lhe dew, Of the
earth
Something to weep oyer-a bu.hsl of
onions.
Voices Of the nisht-lin prose- crying
babies.
No receipt i, required when attention is
paid
\ natural book-thc volume ola man,
voice
Woman, (natursD protective union
marriage.
High toned mantle tenor singer of the
opera.
An actor ought 10 be happy man; his
work is a! play.
Honor to whom honor and cash to
whom cash is due.
The only trade that is sharp now is that
OF the BARRIERS.
What nation produces most marriages?
Fascination.
Query-can q man make square meal
Oh round steak?
The question Of to- morrow-what shall
We have Tor breakfast!
High living that does not produce tho
sout-iiylng In gairet.
Why DO thieves lead a comfortable life?
because they take things easy.
Ear, beet,-the small boys who steal
morning paper. from door steps.
It is no sign because a ma makes stir
IN community that he Is spoon.
Does il eid to q persons intellectual ap
poarsnce to be in frame of mind?
Are the vices in Washington part of the
machinery of the government?
My dear wife, as the man said when
he looked at the last mllllners bill.
Why is new born baby like COW tail?
Because 1t was never seen before.
Why i. passing remark blasphemou.?
Because 1t Is cars org remark.
The individual who met the issue was 4
surgeon. 1t Wa. principally of blood.
hen large widow ~eds little man,
can he be called the widow mite?
Catching at stravs i. = good thing when
har iS r,faY a.,
The boy who sits down to groan over 4
studied toe usually fails to win the race.
Clever" people are those who spend
fifteen dollars evsry time they earn ten.
viii you take lunch? i. now rendered
will you surround some nourlshment?
Shut out the subject of the weather and
you destroy half the world 5 conversation.
What is the LATEST f,h 10 the sea- The
oyster, because be is always found in his
bed.
Sanded sugar look. much better than it
tastes; the same may be said Of \ painted
face.
Old maid. are remarkable at least for
one thing thsy carry out single purpose
in life,
The man who stood in his owr light wa.
candle manufacturer Stood in tub of
ta.I0T.
\ greedy man should wear a plain waist
coat, 50 rs always to keep a check on his
stomach.
An Omaha man has had bad spell.
lie challenges another to 'Leet HIM with
a shot gun.
A psralytc husband in Paris, va. re-
stored to perfect health by seeing his wife
murdered.
Coal dealers say that anthracite is drug,
but 1t is one of the drugs that are good tor
a cold.
The man most likely to make his mark
own nams.
A model surgical operation to take the
cheek out Of young man, and the jaw out
OF q woman.
You cannot dream yourself into char.
acter; you must hammer and forge your
selt into one.
If you are going to help a man, be
about 1t; promised assistance is after awhile
considered debt.
The boy who was caught looking into
the future has been arrested for trying to
see the show without pay.
An exchange says: The high price of
butter Is probably owing to the substitution
Of pianos tor churns.
4 wag recently appended to the lists of
market regulations Of Cincinna,i: No
whisting nexr the sausage stalls.
Josh Billing. reckons among the los,
arts-pumpkin ri, honesty, and the art ov
getting up IN the morning.
Whoever owe. his shoemaker can't saw
that his sole is hi. own.
When theatrical managers make money
they thank their star. for it.
What paper ought people with severe
cold. - write upon? Why, tishoo, of
course.
A man at Lowell, Mass, ha. made
provision in his will that he must be buried
IN burg lar proof safe, when he dies.
Fon.enelle thus daintiIy compares wo-
mon and clOcks This hitter serve "a Do;nt