The Winchester journal. [volume] (Winchester, Ind.) 18??-1920, 1870-06-30
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.


running in debt.
There are 20, $50 coopers in the
United States and Canada.
An agreeable person is defined 'as
one who agrees with you"
President Grant has bought "a So, 0Oo
place at Badensburg, y. j.
Brigham Young has announced that
he has but sixteen wives and only
forty-nine children.
biologists predict that In n very few
years the buffalo Of the Western Plains
will be extinct.
There are 10000 Americans residing
in Paris, and they are about TO estab-
lish an American paper.
a celebrated physician says that IL
is cake that ruins the teeth; and not
candy, as is generally supposed.
Philadelphia wants the city fathers
10 license eats. rs We'll as dogs, In or
der to maintain strict impartiality.
y new daily paper devoted TO Spir-
itualism, is 10 be started at London,
with the title OF the Morning Wrap
per.
A benevolent gentleman has dis
covered that in so years "A snufl-taker
deyotes "a months 10 blowing his nose.
\ writer on ply sioiogy announces
that If people would avoid quarrels,
they should not sleep together under
the same bed-clothcs.
a little girl i'm Brooklyn fell and
broke n rum bottle, which she was
carrying, and was killed 10y piece of
the glass which pierced almost 10 the
heart.
pittsburg has plous old lady under
arrest for stealing large illustrated
Bible. She said hers was too fine
print, and she couldn't get any conso-
lation out OF IL.
John B. Cough will deliver his lee
ture one hundred and fifty times next
season. and has over five hundred In
vitations for IL. The subject Is "Proht
and Loss"
Crisman, who killed the rebel Zol-
licoiier in battle during the war, has
gone crazy because he did not take
III, tna haat
sent 10 an asylum.
If the speculator misses his aim,
every body cries out, "he's fool, "
and sometimes "hc's IA rouge" II he
succeeds, they bcslege his door and
demand his daughter In marriage.
An exchange says: "rrying 10 do
business without advertising Is like
winking through pair Of green gog-
giles. You may know that you are
doing IL. but nobody else does"
IL Is related Of an amateur farmer,
In Connecticut, that being told IL was
time 10 "brush his peas" he procured
at WORK "wiping the dust or"
a gentleman says that, after living
some time on the European plan and
paying much attention 10 IL, he has
discovered that corn beef is about IA
popular as any dish there OH the bill OF
fare.
Winnie Rcam writes from Rome |
that she hopes 10 have her Lincoln |
statue completed 10y January next.
She will accompany II to America In
February next, and present II to Con-
grcss before IL adjourns.
II Is estimated that there are about
40 600 homeless, friendless, vagrant /
children in New York, who. II not
cared for, will help swell the list Of
thieves, murdcre.s, and desperadoes,
that throng "thc great city"
Mary Russell Milford, in one Of her
letters In 1929, said:--"I write merely |
for remuneration, and would rather
scrub floors II / could get as much 10y |
healthier and more respectable and
feminine employment"
\ woman Ia Warren, Pa, while In
net OF putting her child TO bed, recent
ly, found large black snake coiled
up under the bed clothes. When the
snake was killed, 1t was found to
measure five feet in length.
An indianapolis man, missing n
quantity of his corned beef, found his
neighbor's watch at the bottom OF one
OF the barrels. lie reyenged himself
10y putting il up at "A rattle, in aid Of "A
church to which the robbcr belonged.
\ rich old uncle who had two neph-
ews, left his will IA foliows:-'To my
nephew William / leave my whole
fortune, because know he will be-
stow IL on the poor. To my nephew
Albert ! leave nothing, for The same
reason"
The Patrie states that ID. Sedilott Of
Paris, has discovered, by means OF
the doing away with all
pain after surgical operations. aided
by the use OF lances and other iustru-
ments heated to white heat during
the operation.
The lady principal Of a school, in her
mentioned her female
assistant, and the reputation for
teaching which she bears" but the
printer left out "which;" so the adyer-
tisement went forth com mending the