Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-06-10


EsPartero is reported to be almost i
a state Of dotage.
Local taxes in England and Wale
amount TO s1oo,ooo. 900.
The Rothschilds are said 10 have
iale4y lost enormous sums Of money.
A Wisconsin gentleman sat down On
3 beehive the other day and now pre-
Inc ladies say it isn't In the least tire
. some 20 run up bill. Distance is noth-
ing in such cases.
A Sioux who wishes to comBIiroent
the gUakers has named himself Alter
William Penn, which he translates BIN
| Quill.
The health Of John Bright Is greatly
improved. As his phvscians win rot
allow him to read, the great liberalist
knits TOR amusement.
Mr.. Joshua Billings says zone Of
the tussiest sights 4 ever see, wuz two old
maids waitin' on one sick widower."
/ Alphonse Kau says that his definition
OF dyspepsia is, that il Is the remorse OF
a guilty stomach.
tits said that since the death of NOAH
Webster, one thousand slang words
have been adopted in this country
A correspondent wishes to know what
kind OF broom the young lady in she
novel used when she swept back che
rnglets from her classic brow.
Vallandigham. it is reported. has con-
cluded 20 bid goodbye to politics. and
one Ohio paper is cruel enough 90 inii-
mate that politics bade goodbye 70 him
some time ago.
A youthful witness in the Merider
Police Court beng asked where he would
60 If he told lie, replied. ITO the re-
form school" He was sworn.
Queen Victoria is said to be the most
industrious sovereign in Europe, SO far
as State affairs are concerned
The guests at "a frst-class hotel were
recently startled by seeing ''mice pie"
among the items Of dessert on the bin OF
fare. Perhaps ''mince pie" was the
article intended.
An Irishman sent to the Wisconsin
State Prison was asked what trade he
preferred to learn. He said that 81 it was
all the same 70 them he preferred TO be
a sailor.
A poor fellow had just had his leg ta-
ken off at Guys Hospital the other day.
After the operation, the surgeon inuuir-
ed kindly how he felt "Sir said the
man, II feel-incomplete.
"A young lady in town, who was boast
ing Of her teeth, was asked II they were
natural or artificial Neither, was the
reply; "they are gstta Peycia."
Wooden pavements are popularin dle
West. "A St. Joseph city Councilman Is
to have delivered the following
speech at the last meeting or the council
Mr.. Mayor, and gentlemen of the
council, let us lay our heads together
and make a wooden pavement.
rs that marble 2" said gentleman
pointing to bust Of Kentucky's great
recently, in a New York store.
No, sir that's Clay" replied the deal
The Cincinnati Enquirer says, 'the
most contemplate word in the language
S loyalty" The Enquirer contracted
hat opinion during the war, on account
ot having its disloyal mouth stopped
General" Gleason on Saturday re-
,eived this dispatch from Toronto: dHow
lAG yNu AAA ADI soap AN-EG is 81 UuEaEu
and red herring ready for you here. come
IN. R. Lang. Gleason didn't 20.
With good many other people. he
kinks fsh-hash is just as good al home.
Some time since a gentleman died
Who during his life refused 70 believe in
mother world. Two or three weeks g.
er his demise, his wife received through
4 medium a communication which read
as follows: Dear wife, 4 now believe.
Please send me my thin clothes.
A man with four wives was BROUGHT
before Hans Swarihau, "a Mohawk fus-
ice, for commitment on a charge of
'igamy. -Four wives. exclaimed the
.stonished Hans -four wives. Dat vas
most hinocious crime Discharch him
t vonst p why. protested the prose
utor, why discharge him when tha
roof is positive Win the court el.-
lain p ''Yes. I ecksplains. Of he Ifs
nit four wives hegot punishment enough.
lif init Won, and ] got TOO much bunish-
nent already"