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scription, he never pays for it.
not he. 'Hc don't like that sort
of paper. 1t don't give no news.
He never did like it. He didn't
want it in the first place. and told
the postmaster so. He sent it bat
one more than a year ago; besides,
he never began to take it till a
long time after it came, and he
hadn't had only two or three Of
them, at any rate, and those he
hadn't read Wipe him Off
Here comes tho
ScAPKGRACE.--It is enough to
say of him, that he never fails to
have O newspaper--two or three
of them. When he thinks they
have come about long enough for
the publisher to want pay. he sends
back with stop it, Or he takes
up his quarters and leaves for
parts unknown. He does not
want to pay, and he don't mean
to. Get it if you can.
Reader, in which of the above
classes are you found2
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The Preac. or of the Period.

The Chica, o Times, in An article
on the clergy, says:"They are, as
rule, the i est paid men for the
smallest amount of work in the
world, besides having passe par
tant into lecture rooms, concert
halls, first class railroad cars, and
a general deadhead ticket every
where. The average preacher in q
large city, good looking or a little
sensational in discourse, is worth
about $4,000 per annum, which
means two essays week except
during an eight weeks vacation
and an occasional trip to Europe.
Reduced to practical basis,
which literary men can understand
and appreciate, this would pay
him about $50 column for news
paper work. His position is rem
dered all the more comfortable be-
cause this regular pay does not in
clude the usual perquisites for flu
nerals, marriages and baptisms,
three sources Of rvenue which are
perhaps, the most reliable in the
world, for all people must be born
all people must die, and nearly
all people must get married. In
other words, the most modern
preacher gets extra pay for saying
flattering words over dead men in
public while almost everybody
else goes unrewarded for telling
the truth about them in private
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world, for thare IL nothin more
certain than uncertainty.
Every human physical lump on
the face of this earth IL suscepti-
BILE tew fiattery; sum yu kan daub
it on with q whitewash brush i,
while others must hav it sprinkled
on them like the dew from flow
ers.
Every man haz perfekt right
tew hiz opinyun, provided it agrees
with ours.
Thare liz no SIGH thing az being
proud before man aud humble be-
fore God.
Our continual desire for praise
ought tew satisfy US ov our NOR.
tally, if nothing else will.
Confession IL not the whole ov
repentance, but it is the butt end
ov it.
If virtu did not so often manage
tew make herself repulsive, vice
would not be half so attraktive.
Cunning liz not an evidence ov
wisdom, but liz pima facie evil
dence ov the want of it. If we
were wize enuff tew ketch fox bi
argument, we shouldn't hav to set
a trap for him.
Prosperity makes us all honest.
Love liz a child of the heart; and
it liz lucky if the head il the father
ov it..
A coquette in love IL az silly az
a mouse in wire-trap; he don't
seem tew kno exackly how he got
in, nor exackly how he liz q going
to git out.
Every man thinks his nabor
happier than he liz, but if he swops
places with him he will want tew
trade back next morning.
Everybody's friend should be
nobody's con6dant.
| Love liz like the meazlee; we
kant have it bad but onst, ard the
later in Life we have it the tuffer il
goes with us.
Thare is nothing SO easy toslarn
az experience, and nothing so hard
to apply.
Thare amt but phew men who
kan stick white handkerchief into
the brest pocket ov t. cir over
coat without letting a little ov ii
stick out-just bi acksident.
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Our Fees.

We call attention 10 the follow
ing extract from the last report of
the Commissioner of Patents:
"When establishments are or
gained for the purpose of procur-
ing patents, they are apt to become
more solicitious about the number
than the quality of those which
they obtain. This tendency is ag
gravated by those who solicit pat
ents upon contingent fees, or who.
without special training or qualifi-
cations, adopt this business as an
incident to a claim agency, and
press for patents as they press for
back pay and pensions. Such men
are often more DESTROYS of obtain
ing patent of any kind, and by
any means, than they are of obtain
ing one which shall be of any value
to their clients. Inventors are
often poor, uneducated, and lack
ing in legal knowledge. They de
sire cheap solicitor, and do not
know how to choose a good one.
Tie yare pleased with the parch.
ment and the seal, and are not
themselves able to judge of the
scope or value of the grant.
"Honest and skillful solicitors,
with q thorough knowledge of the
practice Of the office, and of pat
ent law, and who are able and will.
ing to advise their clients as to the
exact value OF the patents which
they can obtain for them, may be
OF much service to inventors
There are many such, but those
who care for nothing but to give
them som ething called a patent,
that they may secure their own fee,
have in too many instances proved
curse. To get rid of t! cir client
and of trouble, they have some
times been content to take less
than he was entitled to, while in
many cases they have, with much
self-laudation, presented him with
the shadow, when the substance
was hey ond his reach"
W Ash VIC SAoSS tHuS ucuOuUCeU, we 90 not
propose to compete, but our long experience
IN the patent Office and the courts, has, we re-
specially submit, given us such facilities for
the transaction of business, that we can Of
ter our services for fees as low as any reputa-
bic practitioners afford to charge; and
lar below what any competent persons can
afford, who have yet to familiarize themselves
with the enormous and constantly increasing
mass OF American and foreign patents. We
charge no more than fair remuneration. We
are not willing to work for less. In ordinary
cases, our charge is $40, which covers all our
fees lore the Examiner and the Board of
Examiners in chief. Exceptionally difficult
cases must be made a matter of special ar
rangement. Our fee is not conditional. We
cannot afford to work for nothing. But we
rarely tail to get patent after a favorable
report on preliminary examinat ion. The
Commissioners report shows that about %
per cent. OF the applications made in 1869,
during that year, less than per cent. were
thus rejected.
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Manhood: How Lost, How Re-
stored.

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pointing out mode of cure at once simple,
certain. and efectual, by means of which
every sufferer, matter what his condition
may be, may cure himself cheapIy, privately,
and radically.
M9- This Lecture ahould be in the hands
of every youth and every man in the land.
Sent, under seal, in plain envelope, to
any address, postpa.d on receipt of six cents,
or two post stamps.
Also, Or. Culverwelrs Marriage Guide"
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Address the Publishers,
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Marriage Maxim s.

The following marriage maxims'
are worthy Of more than a hasty
reading. Husbands need not pass
them by, for they are designed fol-
wives; and wives should not des-
pise them, for they are addressed
to husbands.
The very nearest approach to
domestic happiness on earth is in
| the cultivation on both sides OF
absolute unselfishness.
Never talk at one another, either
alone or in company
Never both be angry at once.
Never speak loud to one anoth-
er-unless the house is on fire
Let each one strive to yield the
oftenest to the wishes of the 9th
err.
Never find fault unless it is per-
fectly certain that fault has been
committed; and always speak low
ingly.
Never taunt with past mistake.
Neglect the whole world besides
rather than one another
Never make remark at the ex-
pense of each other; it is q mean
ness.
Never part for q day without
loving words to think Of during
absence.
Never meet without a loving
welcome.
Never let the sun go down upon
any anger or .grievance.
Never let any fault you have
committed 60 by until you have
frankly confessed it and asked
forgiveness.
Never forget the happy hours of
early love
Never sigh over what might
have been, but make the best of
what is.
Never forget that marriage is
ordained of God, and that his bless
ing alone can make it what it
should ever be.
Never let your hopes stop short
Of the eternal b, me:
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State Of Mdinnn,)
Wayne County,
Ellie Critz vs. Daniel Critz
In the Wayne Civil Circuit Court,
February Term, A, ID. 1871.

In the Wayne Civil Circuit Court,
February Term, A. ID. 1871,
DIVORCE: No. 27O3-Be it known.
1Othat, on this 8th day of November, 1870,
the above named Plaintiff, by Peele 4 Fox,
her Attorneys, filed in the office of the Clerk
of the Wayne Civil Circuit Court, her COM
plant against said defendant, in the above
entitled cause, together with the affidavit of a
competent person that said defendant, Daniel
Crtz, is not resident of the State of Indiana.
Said defendant, Daniel Critz, therefore is here
bv notified of the filing and predency of said
complaint against him, and that, unless he
appear and answer or demur thereto, at the
calling of the said cause on the second day
of the next Term Of said Court, to be begun
and held at the Court House in Centreville on
the First Monday of February next. said COM
plant and the matters and things therein
contained and alledged, will be taken as true
and the said cause will be heard and deter
mined in his absence.
Witness VIM. w. Dudley, Clerk, and
[sEAL. Seal of said Court, at Centrevillei
this 9Th day of November, 1870.
WIN. W.DUDLEY, Clerk.
Peele 4 Fox, Au'ys of Plt'f. 35-4w9,00.
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CARD.

II ISSOLUTION. - The Partnership
heretofore exhisting between Rose and
Latin, in the Livery Business. has this d.y
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Withdrawing from the firm All accounts
OF the firm are to be settled with Thomas
Rose.
THOMAS ROSE.
GEORGE LAFLIs.
richmond Oct Il, 1870. 1885
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1t the stand lately occupied by Rose and
Latin liberal share of public patronage.
is respectfully solicited.
ROSE 4 Brown.
Richmond Oct. FL, 1870
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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1870-12-15

A distinguished Maryland lawyer and
statesman IL Washington, in speaking Of
the result OF the recent elections, and the
manner IN which the President and his
subordnates interfered with them for DO
hhcal, or rather partisan purposes, SAYS
that the time was land ought 10 be noYg)
when, If President had been so corrupt
as to undertake to- influence the public
vote OF the country by the appliances
brought to bear by President Grant, be
would be impeached. There is not prin-
clpie or force enough in Congress to i'm
peach the President nor any of his parti-
san officers, but there is a moral irnpeach-
ment OF the President by the people, new
ertheless, on the following points:
1st. The use Of the Federal military to
control State and municipal elections. as
IN the employment of U. s, artillery and
. U. s. engineers and marines to intimidate
the people at the ballot box, two weeks
since.
I'd. The known and authorized use of
the salaries Of Federal officers, in viola-
ton Of o. s. laws, as g corruption elec-
tioneering fund to sustain the Federal ad-
ministIation.
Sd. Executive interference in the State
pshtics of Missouri, not alone by partisan
letters. but by the use OF Federal patron
age.
4th. Like interference in the elections of
Maryland and other States.
The President is defeated in New York
by popular vote Of "a 4,0e0, in Missouri
by popular vote Of 42, 600, in Maryland,
even with $1,000 negro votes, BY 1nani-
nous Democratic delegation IN Congress
IN Kentucky by a Democratic majority of
10000, with negro votes for the President,
IN Delaware-which is a stronger Demo-
cratic State than ever before; in Nevada
by Democratic majority; in Tennessee,
Illinois, and Alabama-where the Demo
Gratis have gained largely, and in w. Vir-
ginia and IN Indiana, where the tables
have been completely turned.
The Presidents endorsement in Kansas
and Louisiana is small indeed compared
with the great gains and victories else
where, and herein is the impeachment Of
the President of the United States, and if
not by the supreme law, as appointed in
the Constitution, then by the voice of the
people, Gen. Grant stands directly rebuked
Tor executive interference in the elections
Of the people, and in the States of n. York
Missouri and Maryland, the rebuke is Of
that kind which no calumny can answer,
no argument remove, and no appeal set
aside.-SpTtH4feId Transcript
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1870-12-15
ON, STARK COUNTY, OHIO THURSDAY DECEMBER 15 1870.
ng, but worse. it is to be feared. remains

ming, but worse, it is to be feared, remains
behind
1t is peculiarly scandalous, in this North
ern Pacific land grant business that the
Pouse of Representatives passed the bill
giving up this unheard-cf quantity of
public lands to private speculation, after
having at the very same session pledged
itself by formal vote to the following
resolution:
"ReSolUed, That in the judgment of this
House the policy of granting subsidies in
public lands to railroad and other corpor-
ations ought to be discontinued; and that
every consideration of public policy and
equal justice to the whole people requires
that the public lands of the United States
should be held for the exclusive purpose of
securing homesteads to actual settlers un-
der the homestead and pre-emption laws,
subject to reasonable appropriat ms of
such lands for the purposes of educ gion'
The above passed the house of the 2lst
of March, 1870. 1t was offered by Mr.
Holman, of Indiana; Ia Democrat,) who
has never failed to oppose vigorously eve
ry one of these measures of public plum
der. And yet the same House, three
months later, passed this prodigious
Northern Pacific land grab by a majority
of some twenty votes ! Truly, consistency
Is Jewel, too rare to be sought in the
record of politicians 1t is true some
Democratic members voted with the Re-
pubhcans (Only four or fUe-iStateSman. }
for this grab, but the oUeT70lteZmi7ag major
lty Of the latter IN both House and Senate
places the responsibility for the measure
ltlleqlttUocatty GUtth The Republicans
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HiseslInnsons.
GFrom the Cincinnati Commercial. /
THE LAND sTEALERS.


An Exposure OF Some or their EuOr-
mites, and Consequent Criticism of
the Radical Congress bingham,
Sehenck and John sherman stand
Forth.
One of the land grand companies,
known as the Atlantic and Pacific, run
ning Tor rather to run) from Springfield,
Missouri. to the Union Pacific, actually
sold out its land franchise, gra1,ted bv The
Government, for the sum of $500 600 to q
party Of spectators Thus we see Con-
gress in the attitude Of making a gift en-
terprise of the national domain. (which is
as legitimate a part of the National
Treasury as the money in it,. to enable
one company of speculators, TO sell out to
another. company of speculatorsS that
which belongs, not to Congress, but to
the whole people If this franchise was
worth three hundred thousand dollars to
anybody land 1t was doubtless worth ten
times thaL,l why was not the money put
into the Treasury of the Government
which granted the lands that gave it its
value?
But these things sink into comparative
lnslgnlfcance when we come to the enor-
nous amount given away at the last ses-
sion Of Congress to the Northern Pacific
railway. This corporation, which under
takes to build q railway from Lake Supe-
rIor to the Pacific at Puget's sound, has
now secured no less than forty-seven mil
lion acres Of the public domain, with full
power to mortgage them to any extent,
and without any limitation whatever on
the price at which they may be sold. On
ly think of it Forty seven million acres,
equal to a Kingdom in Europe. larger
than many of our American States, given
away to a single private corporation,
whose sole object (whatever may be pre-
tended) Is to make money out of their
railroad enterprise This dwarf into in
significance all former grants of land, for
whatever purpose, N single body. There
have been been granted for the noble OBJ
| ject of education only l,082, $50 acres for
universities. and 81, ,9s3, ,9l4 acres in all for
public school purposes. For agricultural
colleges only $4,000 acres have been
distributed to the States, or shout one
fifth as much as have gone to this one
railway company. In three quarters of s
century we have only devoted the above
moderate amounts to educational purpo-
ses 1t is true that in twenty years past,
Congress has voted 185, $50 974 acres to
corporations, chiefly to aid in the con-
struetion of railroads. But the first grant
made; in 1850, was to q State and the
three million acres thus granted 10 the Ill
inois Central Railway Company, have be-
come, to preponderant extent, together
with the railway itself the property of
foreign spectators. This is a bad begin