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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05
EvHRY SAruRDAY % On tha lCliff a

EVERY SATURDAY. IL" On the Cliff at
Newport Odslisqus,' "a View OF CONSTANT
-nople and Pera,n 's,Little Nell and Her Grand
father s. Morning Calls Virginia Drowned"
and 1.-THE Return of the Herd are the titles of the
eeven beautiful fullpage engravings in No 81, for
July 30. This number also contains portrait Of
the Due de Gramm ont, French Minister Of Foreign
Affairs, with biographical sketch, and the usual
quantity of fresh reading matter. The publishers
announce that they have secured, from the pen Of
Mr. Edmund Yates, a new eerial novel, entitled
Nobody Fortune, y due notice of the appear
ance Of which will be given. FIELDS, OsaooD q
Co, Boaton. $500 per wear
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

On a recent Sunday, as Philadelphia
lady was proceeding to church, she en-
countered a halestarved dog. Her feel
ings Of pity were at once aroused, and
she took the animal home and fed him
high. She was just congratulating her.
self On her humanity, when the dog bit
her husband so that he cannot recover,
and had to be killed by a policeman to
prevent him from tearing the lady into
strips. 1t isn't likely that she will med
die with any more dogs, unless she mar
,ries again. pc 4'f2'9b HtDoN 44ia5 20
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05
TOGETHER.

SUoH Glorious daysi
Let us be glad. my darling,
Forgetting Winters snow;
The golden Autumn lies between It's coming,
And God is good, we know.
We will be glad:
IF great storms break, my darling,
We know the stars will beam
Across the amber west with brighter glory,
The purple sunset CLEAN.
After the frost 5 m RI r-T 2
The golden grain will ripen, va lFf
Flowers bloom where snow-drifts lay,
The hush of Summer fold the world, my deTli-g
Let us be glad to-day.
Such happy daysI In q .sift ---fts
Why must we die. my darling?
Life parted, cold and low;
In your dear arms the grave would not be fearful
seTgt'ST = = -roosdence Herald.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05
AklBbHH % " N G1s Hsz1~si
.asay l1o4 William-st.. New,

DAVIS PAIN Killer. Prom the reports Of deal
ers IN this city. we think no proprietary medicine
speedy cure for pain, cannot fail to be generally
appreciated, and no family should be with It,
in of accident, or sudden attack of dysentery,
diarrhea, cholera rnorbus, and even Asiatic chol-
era yields to its magic power as we zee by, re-
ports from those sections in the southwest where
the disease has been particularly virulent the past
summer MontreGl Transcript. Y9Hg8 afuoYe5
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

Tx Numbers there Is eafeJy. II was upcn thit
principle that the formula Of JUDgoy's MOUEz4Ia
HERB Pills was prepared. DR.. Jnds0n, IN
tending 20 spend fortune In advertising his pills.
submitted Els recipe to the revision OF the most
intelligent and learned physicians OF tie age ana
the result ia simple but most efhcaclOus nedlcins
the JUDsoNfs MOUNTAINS HERB FT11s. They
Purify the blood, remove all distractions cleanse
the skln OF all pIDplas and hlotches, and are per
soE's MoUET4IH HERB Pills cure giliousness,
Female irregularities. Headache and many of the
diseases arising from impure blood and aderanged
digestion. Use the JUDscE's MOUNTAIN HERB
PETLs, and when you have proved their virtue
recommend them TO your friends. They are both
Eugar- coated and plain. For sale everywhere
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

The Barren Rocks Yield Bread! Yes. the
rugged ellis of the strand produce something
thai not bread is mere gourshipg and fatts9ing
pets the rocks the shores Of Ireland, Iceland and
the coasts of Northern Europe is as truly
when properly pTepSt ed, wheat, rye Indian
The Irish variety. locally known Carageen is now
manufactured, under patent, into one of the NEST
nutritious palatable, dgestible and delicious elements
OF sustenance the world has ever seen. The article
has been patented under the name of SEA Moss Fac
IKE, and the extensive mills of the SEA Moss FARTNE
Co, New Yok k, sre now turning out immense quanti-
es OF this economic luxury, which has already taken
prominent Mace ar1ong the commodities of the
American produce market lis price is almost nom
1na and the puddings cusarda elies, creams, blanc
mango and othe- Hight table uxuries prepared from it
are superior in flavor Gas well In cepness to those
MADE from corn starch, maizena,. rayelenta, or any
OF the other gelatit ous extracts of grain. W 7A
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05
Dnrno,s Catarrhl SNUFF

Relieves Headache, Promotes Expectoration,
Cures Catarrh In its worst forms, and seetens the
Breath. Il contains no Tobacco, is mild, and pro-
faotes pleasant sensation and beneficial results to
all who appreeigte's A. Clear Head Sold evaEy'
where by Druggists.
BIDDER u wgrHEEELn, Agents,
5Gd3 liiyy a.fgg g1p4 William-st.. New York.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05
BafeheIor,s Hair Dye

This splendid hsir dye Is the best IN the world,
the only true and perfect Dye harmless, reliable,
instantaneous; no disappointment; no ridiculous
tints; remedies the i'll effects Of bad eyes ipvig-
CRATES and leaves the hair soft and beautiful black
or brown. Sold by all Druggists and Perfumers.
and properly applied at the Wig Factory, 16 Bond
o+r nrlx
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

IN Prussia. 1904 persons who had been
legally divorced, applied during 1869 for
permission to re-marry. Of this number,
all but 255 were allowed to try it again.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05
UNIVERSITY or ALBANY.
DEPARTMENT OF LAW.

The course of instruction consists of three terms:
the first commencing the fret Tuesday of Septem-
Der; the second on the LAST Tuesday of November,
and the third on the first Tuesday of March, Students
can enter at any time during the course The School
is completely organized Il pursues plan of study
designed to embrace the branches of the law
II pires to give an accurate knowledge of the law
the present of the law with facility in its a
thorough work its part and expects from each stu
had on application to 49, ISAAC EDWARDS,
, tt+ftFTF A53tA tsf94ttG3 y 70 Albany NJ Y
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

THE N0sRERY.-The hearts of the it.
tie ones who receive the number for August VIII,
be more than delighted with it's pretty pictures
and etories. Every family blessed with the pres
ence OF aehild sTo1ld take The Nursery It will
richly repayt cost Isl. so year, with reductions
to clubs) in the happiness It viii afford the chill
dren. Address JOHN 4. sHoREy, So Bromfeld
street. Boston. Mass s~ffr+g ai+a4f,,,t Z. u {
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

IT must have been pretty warm in Al
bsny the other day, for, according to a
paper Of that city, on that day. a young
man going down Broad way met two Ia
dies and raised his hat, and before he got
the hat on his head again, the sun burned
his hair all off, so that he is bald headed.
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

cases Of Hoarseness, Coughs, Dyspepsia etc. and on
ACCOUNT Of IT, exciting properties as beverage
winch can be used at all times by every one, but is
donbly 20 IN cases OF Tuberculer Consumption.
The official reports Of many of the military hospt ais
on europe state that: " IL puts stop TO The nroad Of
this powerful enemy and renders the progress OF the
maiady Impossible II Ia direct al tagonist to ~
Dercular, morbid constitution by preventing the set
Ting and fixing of the albumnous matter; moreover
II powerfully excites the iity of the Lungs ana IN
creases the circulation OF the blood"
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND GROCER5.
TAKISAET 81 CO.,25S Greenwich Stony,
SOLE AGENTS FOR UNITED STATES ETC,
Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-05

TO CONSERVATIVES You can get sure cure
for Coue his and Colds, and sl lung complaints Free
t has cured thousands. Sendfnr tito fgTTf 8Gf
I DANIEL ADEE, 2. o. Box 1881, New York
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

BRIGHT RED ON ANIMALs.-We
have never yet been able to arrive at
solution of the curious effects Of the
sight of scarlet, or brilliant orange,
or crimson, on some animals. No
treatise on natural history we ever
have seen has given a satisfactory ex-
planation of facts which must often
have been noticed by the most unob-
servant. An exchange says:
MANY persons have unquestionably
lost their lives in consequence of wear
ing articles of dress which provoked
domesticated animals to such pitch
of fury as to lead to melancholy re-
suits. Females, for example, in at
tempting to cross pasture, wearing
red shawl, red covering for the
head, a scarlet dress or flowing scar
let ribbons, where bulls are grazing,
hazard their lives. Oxen, otherwise
peaceably disposed, become intensely
infariated at some seasons by the
sight OF bright red hankerchiefs, or
almost any article Of female dress of
that particular hue. It is equally Gu
rious that turkeys manifest the same
restlessness and ultimate excitement
at red flags or dresses. The turkey
cock On such occasions assumes ex-
traordinary dignity, gobbling most
furiously, and creating immense ex-
citement in the family, not accustomed
to the sight. Nearly all the wild
grazing animals exhibit extreme sur
prise, if not positive fright, when a
red cloth floats before them"
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
Mothers Fool"

otis plain to me" said the farmers wife,
"ThOse boys will make their marks in life;
They never were made to handle hoe,
And at once to college they ought to go;
Yes, John and Henry-'ts clear to me
Great men in this world are sure to be;
But Tom, he's little above a fool
so John and Henry must go to school,"
Now, really, wife" quoth farmer Brown,
As he set his mug of cider down;
Tom does more work in day, for me,
Than both of his brothers do in three
Book leaTnin' will never plant beans or cOrn
Nor hoe pOtatOes-sure as you're born;
Nor mend a rood of broken fence;-
For my part give me common sense"
But his wife the rOOst was bound to rule,
And so 1.-THE boys were sent to school:
While Tom, of course was left behind,
For his mother said he had no mind.
Five years at school the students SPENT
Then each one into business went;
John learned to play the flute and fiddle,
And parted his hair (Of cOursel, in the middle,
Though his brother looked rather higher than he
And hung out his shingle-"H. Brown, NJ. d.
Meanwhile, at home, their brother Tom,
Had taken motion into his head;
Though he said not a word but trimmed his trees
And hOcd his corn and sOwed his peas
But somehow, either "by hook or crook
He managed TO read full many book.
Well, the war broke out; and "Captain Tom,"
To battle hundred soldiers led;
And when the rebel flag went down
Came marching home as General Brown"
But he went TO work the farm again,
Planted his corn and sOwed his grain,
Repaired the house and the broken fence,
And people said he had "conmon sense"
Now, common sense was rather rare,
And the State House needed a portion there;
So our "family Ounce" moved into town,
And people called him Governor Brown"
And his brothers. that went TO the city school,
Came home to live with mothers fool"
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

A physician in London has invent
ed an electrical machine with which
he can make the human body entirely
transparent. He puts you between
him and the light and then he can ex.
anime your interior as plainly as if you
were made of glass. You have the
stomach-ache, saythe doctor lights you
up, sees that ache fooling around in
there among your works, and then
he goes for it.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

If you want to ruin an impulsive
boy, give him plenty of pocket.money.
The receipt is infallible. We have
often seen it tried, and always with
the same unhappy result. Rich par
ents are too apt to indulge in this
killing species of kindness, although
every father and mother knows it is
wrong; and yet such things are COM
mon. Say what we may about the
harsh, austere, uncompromising old
Puritans, their stern family discipline
was better than the domestic indul
| gence by which children are spoiled
in these modern days.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
Ill O Nj f. 5

FOR TIL E N l L l / o n
ing homes in a mild, healthy, and coDgenial eli
mate, for one-tenth of their value five years hence
THE NATIONAL REAL ESTATE AGENCY
has for ale real estate of every description, To-
Gated in The Middle and southern States improY-
cd stock, grain and fruit farms; rice, sugar and
cotton plantations; timber and mineral lands
city, village, and rural residences, and business
stands mills and mill sites, factories, &c,
Write for Land Register containing descrip-
ton, location, price and terms of properties we
have for sale.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

A MISSION TO ROME.-Punchinello's
condensation of a recent congress
ional debate is good. 1t is as follows:
Then there was a debate upon the
proposition to abolish the mission to
Rome.
Mr.. Brooks said most of his con-
stituents were Roman Catholics
Therefore there should be mission
to Rome.
Mr.. Dawes said that Brooks used
to be Know Nothing. Therefore
there should not be mission to Rome
Mr.. Cox said that they used to
burn witches in Massachusetts. There
fore there should be a mission to
Rome.
Mr.. Hoar said they didn't. There
fore there should not be a mission tc
Rome.
Mr.. VOORHEES, said they burnt Ro
man Catholic Asylum in Roston.-
Therefore there should be a mission
to Rome.
Mr.. Dawes said they burnt Ne
gro Asylum in New York. Therefore
there should not be mission to Rome
Mr.. VOORHEES, said Dawes wa.
another. Therefore there should b,
mission to Rome.
Mr.. Bingham said Powell was /;
much better painter than Titan, ant
Winnie Ream a much better sculpto
than Michael Angelo. Therefore ther,
should not be mission to Rome.
| Republican Chorus-You are.
Democratic Chorus-We amt.
Republican Chorus-You did.
Democratic Chorus-We didn't.
Solo by the Speakor-Order.
Democratic Chorus-There shoul
be Ida capo with gavel accompan
ment.)
Republican Chorus-There shoul
! not be ditto, ditto. After weighin
these arguments, the House adjourne
without doing anything about it.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

A religious woman who always
kept Sunday and washed O. Monday,
and in fact all the rest of the week,
as she was a washerwoman by occupa-
ton, had managed to scrape up mon
ey enough to build a snug little house
and barn in the country, and one af-
ternoon, after she was comfortably
settled, there came along terrible
tornado which tore her barn to pieces
and smashed part Of the house.
The old lady's indignation was at
first unspeakable, but at last she sob
bed, "Well, here's pretty piece Of
business. No matter, though. I'll
pay for this--I'll wash on Sunday
Divine Providence is supposed to have
met its match.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
Kits Answer.

As pussy sat washing her face by the gate,
a nice little dog came TO have good chat,
And after some talk about matters OF state,
Said with a low bow: ''My dear Mrs CAT,
really do hope you'll not think am rude;
am curious, know, and that you may say
Perhaps you'll be angry: but no, you're 100 good:
Pray why do you wash in that odd way?
Now l. every day, rush away to the lake,
And in the clear water dive and swim;
/ dry my wet fur with run and shake,
And am fresh as rose, and neat a pin.
But YOU any day in the sun may be seen
Just rubbing yourself with your little red tongue,
| admire the grace with which it is done,-
But, really, now, are you sure you get yourself
clean?"
The cat, who sat swelling with rage and surprise
At this could no longer her fury contain;
For she had always supposed herself rather precise
And of her sleek neatness had been somewhat vain,
So she flew at poor doggie and boxed both his ears,
Scratched his nose and his eyes and spit in his face
Ansbsent him of yelping, from which it appears
Those who ask prying questions may meet with
disgrace.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

A gentleman who suicided a few
days ago left note to the landlady
apologizing for making her SO much
trouble, but stating that he must have
some place to die.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

Wheat is coming into Milwaukee
faster than storage can be found sfor
it, though l 100000 bushels have al
ready been Accommodated.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

Also. connected with our Real Estate Office we
have general claim and patent agency under
the supervision of the wel-known Thomas Tay-
lor, late OF the ordnance department, who is
both q scientific and practical mechanic, and well
acquainted in the different government depart
ments, especially in the War and Navy, Ord
paupp and
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
MEDICAL
MADNESS.

Let us hope that the insane practice Of admin
',tering poisonous eyacuants in case of ndiges-
non, biIiousnCss, constipation and female dehlli-
~, is almost out Of date. When the Tonic-Ca-
thartlC produced by nature herself in the most
valuable Sanitary Spring in the world is repro
duced by science, in the form of TaTrant's
NCltyer ApeTiCnt, it is indeed midsummer
madness 10 rack, relax and rritate the diseased
or cnteebled system with drastic purgatyes.-
This refreshing and delicious counterpart of a
remedy prepared by the creative hand of the
Omnipotent Physician Himself, is everywhere
,upcrscdiug the nauseous and sickenrng COM
pounds heretofore used as laXativeS.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

And as a result it is now prominently the Larg-
est, Best and Cheapest ILLUSTRATED RURAL,
LITERARY AND FAMILY WEEKLY in the world.
Tens of thousands of wide awake people, all over
e Continent, take and admire the RURAL for
superior Ability, Value, W,HtrGtions, Style, SC.
THE PRESS AND PEOPLE PRAISE IT!
For example, an exchange says, "The Rural
The most Elegantly Printed, Ably Edited,
widely Circulated and Heartily Welcomed Pa
er, as whole, which now finds its way among
Hr people"
lJVol. NNII begins July 2. Try it, Only
81 so per volume of 26 numbers, or SO per year
Less 10 clubs. Subscribe Now Address
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Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

The State Of Missouri has 10000
Spiritualists.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
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Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
SAXON WINDOW SHADES.
Shades that oro cL.lo,t

d, a an agent OF the manufacturers of these shades
wv. visit this vicinity in few days and give par
tS an opportunity Of purchasing. Tbey fake
E'age Of both blinds and curtains: are easily
thing thI'1 r. are suitable for. dwellings lust the
buildings and are praised by ALVIN All who iSr GprP PUBLIC
Dyj1or o., 70 w. Hall & Co., Barton and ] r,
c,r saSa.oi VI Gloyer have these Shades on hand
~ '''e AZ manufacturers prices. manu-
BOOTH & HYATT.
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Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

Louisiana women teachers receive
the same wages as men.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

TESTIMONIALS.
81 regard Mr.. Eddy as one of the most cdpdbI.
and successful practitioners with whom ! have
had official intercourse.
CHARLES MASON,
Commissioner of Patents"
''I have no hesitation in assuring inventors
that they cannot employ man more competent
and trustworthy, and more capable of putting
their applications in form to secure for them
an early and favorable consideration at the Pa
tent Office. EDMUND BURKE,
Late Commissioner of Patents"
Mr.. r. H. Eddy has made for me THIR-
TEEN applications, in all but ONE of which
patents have been granted, and that one is now
pending. Such unmlstakable proof of great tai
ent and ability on his part, leads me to recon-
mend ALL inventors to apply to him to procure
their patents as they may by sure of having the
most faithful attention bestowed on their cases
and at very reasonable charges.
JOHN TAGHART".
Boston, Jan. |, 1870. lyl
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19
AMERICAN AND FOREIGN PATENTS
r. H. EDDY,
SOLICITOR OF PATENTS,

Late dGe,n of the United States Patent Office,
Washington, Under the Act Of 1887.
No. ~ State st. opposite Kilby ST. Boston.
After an extensive practice of upwards OF
twenty years, continues to secure patents IN the
United States also in Great Britain, France
and other foreign countries. Caveats, Specifca-
tions. Bonds, Assignments, and all papers OF
drawings for patents, executed on reasonable
terms with dispatch. Researches made into
American and Foreign works, to determine the
validity and utility of Patents of Inventions, and
legal and other advice rendered on all matters
touching the some Copies of the claims of any
patent furnished, by remitting one dollar. AS
signments recorded in Washington.
No Agency in the United States possesses su
perior facilities for obtaining Patents or ascer
tanning the patentability Of inventions.
/ During eight months the subscriber, in tn,
course of his large practice made on t,cice reject
ed applications, SIXTEEN APPEALS, Ey ER1
ONE of which was decided IN has faror by tht
Commissioner of Patents.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

Mid, Certain, Safe, Efficient. 1t is far the
best Cathartic remedy yet discovered, and at
once relieves and invigorates all the vital func-
tons, without causing injury to any of them.
The most complete success has long attended
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t1 the general public with the conviction that 1t
can never fail to accomplish all that is claimed
for it. II produces little or no pain leaves the
organs free from irritation, and never over taxes
or cXcites the nervous system. In all diseases
u.the skin, blood, stomach, bowels, liver, kid
ucys-of children, and in many difficulties pecu-
liar TO women, it brings prompt relief and GER
tain cure. The best physicians recommend and
prescribe il; and no person who once uses this,
will voluntarily return TO the use Of any other
CJthartiC.
Sent hy mail on receipt Of price and postage.
! Box, SO25 Postage cents.
b Boxes 90 lS
Y 2,2j 80
It is sold by al dealers in drug, and medicines.
TURNER * CO., Proprictors
l2O fremont St, Boston, Mass.
Orleans independent standard. [volume] (Irasburgh, Vt.) 1856-1871, 1870-07-19

With those who Deserve Confidence
through Long Experience.
The senior partner Of this firm can refer with
success to many in this vicinity, and claims an
experience of thirty years dealing in music prac-
tiealy, ought to induce patronage. Instruments
from all prominent firms. Satisfaction guaran-
teed in every respect with deal. Write us for
catalogue and terms before purchasing. 27yl
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St JOhpsbury VT,