Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-09-30
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All Florida is cotton picking


All Florida is cotton picking.
Georgia's cotton crop is 10000 bales.
Something that you can "beat all
hollow "a bass drum.
Difficult punctuation-putting a full
stop to the tongue Of a gossip.
The favorite romance Of oaice-seel.ers
Put yourself in his place.
A Cincinnati woman raises for sale
four feet Of hair every three years.
France will be more polished than
ever after the Prussians have thoroughly
! secured it.
It's successful love that laughs at
locksmiths-disaPPointed love is on
different key.
After the gold. silver, bronze and iron
ages, the old world now sees the bloody
age-carnage.
Now that the star Of the Empress has
set, the Paris fashions will have to set
themselves.
There will be much rejoicing among
husbands All the Paris fashion papers
have suspended publication.
The whole number of Union soldiers
buried in national cemeteries, whose
names and places are known, is about
two hundred thousand
The Iowa wheat crop Of 1870 was
gathered from two million acres. and it
will amount to twenty-four million bush
els. This is about twenty-four bushels
to every person in the state.
The mystery Of Edwin brood viii
never be solved, Was he murdered p
HarZto2a Past.
No; but he would have been III any
one had undertaken to complete the
story.
J. S. c. A. and other biographers say
that Napoleon III. has an extraordinary
memory for names no doubt he viii
remember Bismarck as long as he lives
KIopstock engraved on the grave Of
his wife two sheaves Of wheat, thrown, as
it were, carelessly together, with the
words I'VE shall riPen in heaven,
A California woman took a big rattle
snake out of her baby's cradle with two
canes, and dropped him into ketde of
boiling water, which took the bite out Of
him.
A rural Englishwoman had the right
idea when, finding herself unable to
whip her husband, she shouted TO her
son, who was upstairs in bed "Biu
come down stairs and lick thy feyther, or
else he'll be tn master o. the whole
house.
There are several women surgeons In
he French army, and it is asserted that
hey. expose themselves to the greatest
danger in rushing to the assistance Of
he freshly fallen.
Runaway kings and emperors gener-
ally call themselves Count somebody or
considering the suddenness
IF his leaving, Louis Napoleon might
irop the Bona and call himself Count de
Parte.
An old negro woman, in accounting
or lack Of discipline among youngsters,
insists that it is because their mothers
wear CATERS. ''You see, when we wore
low shoes, and the chilun wanted whip
pin, we just took off a shoe mighty
quick, and guV EN- a good spauldn,
0ut now, how's a body to get a gaiter
IF in time So the chilun gets no whip
bins at all nowadays
When General Sherman wentte Cali
VI lid AAL WeA hit at 1EeALAAaA LF
y Of his former friends in the land Of
-old. One began to shoot off a speech
It him. General Sherman, on Here
le, was stopped by the General, who
ook him by the hand and shoulder, and
With a good natured smile said How
re you, old fellow how are you The
peech was exploded.
Great Britain, in this European crisis,
GEMS to be tortured by the memory Of
Ter past misdeeds, and trembling with
he fear of retributOn. Suppose, cries
Tie Pail Mall Gaseffe, the French Re-
public, eager to wipe out the disgrace Of
he present war, should some day help
he American Republic to avenge the
Alabama wrongs and then suppose the
7enians should take a hand in the fight
as they surely would want to) and
uppose another republic should rise up
n Spain, and insist upon having Gibral-
ar and suppose, on top Of all this, Rus
ia should crowd us to the wall in Asia
rhat a pretty pickle England would be
n ! True enough, the prospect IS not
heerful and the moral Of it all IS that
Or conducting to peace Of mind In times
{ trouble, there is nothing like a clear
onscience.-M T. I27bHHe.