Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-11-26

Physician OF this celebrated lnsGtut!Cn' nSS
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Effectusl Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness ofthe Back or Limbs, Structures
Affection Of the Kidneys Or Bladder, lnvolun'
tsry Discharges, lmpotency, General Debility.
Nervousness; Dyspepsia, Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation OF the deaiI'
Timidty, Trembling. Dimness Of Sigh (. OF 1lo-
Skin. Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits Of Iouth-secret and SOL
itary practices mere fatal to heir victims than
the song of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Ulys-
ses. blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
ticipations &c. 80 '.---~'
YOUNG MEN
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice and dreadful aud destructive
| habits which annually sweep to an untimely
| grave Thousands of young men OF the most ex.
| allied talents and brilliant intellect VINO might
otherwise havo entranced listening Senates
with the thunders of eloqGence, or walked 10
estacy the living Tyre, may call with full conh-
dence. ra.; ..... T..
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplst-
ing marriage, aware OF Physlcal4W eskness
(Loss of Procreative Power-Impotency, Ner-
vous Excitability. Palptstion, osganiSe Weak.
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsquall-
fcation, speedily relieved. ..
He who places himself under the care of DR.
J. may religiously confde in his honor as
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his SKILL
IS physician. ..-...-. ....
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor, Restored
life miserable and marriage impossible-is the
penalty paid by the victims OF improper In
dulgencies. Young persons are too apt to COM
nit e1cesses from not being aware OF the dread
!ul consequences that may ensue. Now, who
that understands the subject will pretend to de-
nv that the natural powers are lost sooner
BY those falling into improper habits than by
the pruden,2 Besides being deprived Of tho
pleasure of healthy offspring, the most serious
and destructive symptoms OF both body, ana
mind arise. Tho system becomes deranSed, tho
Physical! and Mental Functions weskened.-
Loss of Provocative Power, Nervous lrrltab!lity
Dyspepsiu, Palpitation of the Heart, lEdlges.
tioh. constitutional Debility and Wasting OF
the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Death. ..+.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hours No Mercuryi
Parsons ruined By ignorant, Trihing Pretend
ers and their Deadly Poison, should apply jI.a
medlately.
DR.. JOHNSTON.
Member of the Royal College Of Surgeo
London, Graduate IF ono OF the most emineel
Colleges in the United State5, and the greaJS'
part Of whose life has been spent IN the hospitals
of London, Puris Philadelphia and elsewhere
he's effected sonc of the most astonishing cures
that we're ever known; many troubled VIA
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness. BEING. alarmed st sudden SOUNDS;
bashfuiness, with frequent blushlnR, attended
sometimes with dcrangement Of. mind, we're
cured immed ediatey.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DIR. j. addresses all those who have injured
hemselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind, un-
fitting them for either bushes, study, tociety or
marriage. ..... ....a-.
These are some Of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by the oarly habits Of youth,
viz: Weaknese of the Back and IjssS y, Alus-
in the A8afsGd PhpItation OF the heart, OyspeE'
sia Nervous Irritsbilty, Derangement OF the
Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp-
toms of Consumption, &C ,
MENTALLY The fearful effects on the mind
are much to bo dreaded. Loss of mem ply, Con.
fusion of ldess, Depression OF Sp1lrr1hSs, 1r h hv,l
Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Self Dlstrua,
Love ofSoltude, Timidity, &C., are some OF tho
evils produced. ,ou
iudge what is the cause OF their decllnln9
health. losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale'
nervous and emaciated. having singular sp-
pesrance about tho eye7, cough and symptoms
of Consumption. ....,
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by a certain
nrsctiee, already described, habit fre
auenty learned from evil companions OF q.
school. the effects of which are nightly ie!t'
even when asleep, and i 1os cunoI, ,s ieD O;ni
and body, should apply Immediately.
What u pity that q young man, the nope OF
his country, the pride of his par ents, should
ne snatched from all prospects and enJoy ment
Of life by the consequence OIL aeYlaeng IroIi
the path Of nature, and indulgng N pornl-
no DC1Oro
templsting Do. .,
MARRIAGE.
Reflect that sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites ts promote connuol-
al happiness, Indeed, without these the j our
new through life becomes weary pilgrimage
| the prospect hourly darkens To the view, INC
mind becomes shadoWed with despair, and hlled
with tho melancholy retiectlon that Inc happl-
| ness of another is blighted with our own.
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudent votary
Of pleasure finds that he has lmblDod tae seeds
of this painful disease, it too often happens
| that An ill-limed sense Of shame or dread OIL
discovery deters him from applying to those
| wnn from education and respectablllty, Can
slope betriend him, delaying till the constitu-
! tionsl symptoms of this horrld disease MAKE
their appearance, such as liberated sore throat
| diseased nose nocturnal pains IN the head anu
| limbs. dimness Of sight, deal ness. nodes or
the shin bones and arms, blotcnes on the mead
face and extreniLies, progressing With frignt
fli rspidity, till at last the palate OF the mouth
or or the bones of the nose lsll in, and the victim
Of this awful disease becomes horrId OBJ eel
| of commiserstion till death puts 8 period "
his dreadful suffering, by sending him to that
undiscovered country from whence no travel
It is melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into The hands OF ignorant or unskitul M MPkE-
TENDERS, who, by the use OF that deadly
Poison, Mercury, &c, destroy the constitution
and incapable OF curing keep the unhappy SUI.
or Injurious compounds, and instead of being
Restored TO a renewal OF Lie. Vigor and Aapp,i.
nesa. in despair leave him with ruined Health
to siph over his CALLING Disappointment.
DIR. JOHNSTON,
OEr1cE, No. 7, SOUTH FREDERICK STREET
BALTIMORE, Md, =il--
left hand side going from Baltimore street a
few doors from the corner Fail not to observe
name and number. ..
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