The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1870-09-29

nc uots' Nc Will eulDy Tue ulSClnctl on OF
having been the first sardine that ever
crossed the Atlantic from West to East.
The French General Failly, who was
killed by PruSslan she'll, and was after
ward murdered by his own soldiers, and
subsequently blew out his own brains, is
now prisonarat Mayenco-w dead
or alive, the telegraph does not inform
us.
81 have just met your old acquaintance,
Darley," said an Irishman to his friend,
Sand was sorry to see he has almost shruuk
away to nothing. You are thin, and am
thin, but he is thinner than both of US put
together"
The father of DOrabella recently found
the little girls chubby little hands full of
the blossoms of beautiful tea-rose on
which he had bestowed great care. ''My
DEAR" he said, ''didn't [ tell you not to
pick one of those flowers without leavep
eyes, papa" said Dorabella; ''but all
these had leaves"
A Hooser on a Western steamboat, when
the passengers went to bed, laid down with
his boots on. The steward seeing this,
walked up and angrily said-"Sir, you
have laid down with your boots on" Mr..
Hooser calmly raised his head, and look
ing down at his boots, innocently replied,
,,l O". 10 10 won nu'' '"ein-'"oy "ro no'
'"o o0'V Palr'
William Goodwin, near-sichted col
ored boy, before being sentenced by udge
Mann, at PETERSBURG, Va. last Saturday.
to tbo no,iteptiary for ON, ,oo, tbo +;,no
~ 0"0 o'' "o '''''T
nAeo ny VhG Jufy-Was aSkeu the usual
question, "tlave you anything to say!'
| The prisoner replieh with a curse, that he
h,I nor , word to ,,y and ,ftar Tho son
',I ~ '', "'''' - "o CO..
said: "Why did Won not make it five
wears. Won -pn
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mas ruIeu 'hI' "a oac"eior Is ,he ad OF
'o"'lJ' WpercUpon the Aloa'iy Argus
eJ''u'a'cS' HoC ',"' petSecu'c" inuINtuu-
az ,he u"%'rr'ou i,',%' man. re!o!ce' we we
TouoV II ''n per''U"'eI 'nd'''uua' Will
,ooA uPoI 'n'S 'n"i'iy uec'S'o" 'u V,'a'
/ lors are the shea Is of fam,liss.n bnt such
usually take great pains to conceal the
fact They don't like to assume the ,sre.
sponsibilities.n
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"A" eo',or ""9 was eV'aen'ly 'lsSane' OF
''au S'ro"g ana ViV,u lhaglna''oh' re-
cen''y goe oh 'ne lol'o"'"9 appropriate
''e'n' u, IT Irue: %
W%on ovorTthinG w Tti i,,o V,"s r"s st;lI ;i9"'
dreamed each advertiser
Came up and paid his bill.
hatn wore , a LOOK OF nonesty,
And they handed out the stamps,
saying HOW Is TINS i'r night
A distinguished man is reported to have
recently said, in conversation with wa
tering place belle, that when he married
he "did not want to marry woman that
knew too much! After he had been en-
gagged in mortal labor or speech making
all day, when he came home at night he
didn't want his wife to talk to him, but
while he rested himself, she was to fan out
! the flies" Sensible man, that.
Tho fo,,ou;o. f.,,, 4ho Non O.I,,n.
p;aanno ,tTIn a,ron. U ' oo.nan' " - - auo ,uon'
;na, n 1o,n o a.o raJ;ont ,r;th thn a"rol t,aoa
,,roo nG nr ,bo %' nrottr anror rls Erarr ro
aginable perfume scents the air, and the
queer, cunning little faces peep out from
heaps of flowers like vertable elfs in fai-
ryland. Such a scene on the crowded
thoroughfare lends delightful novelty
and charm in the contrast to the mire and
toll of the streets. 1t is pity there is
not more of them to beautify and render
pleasant the promenades."
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"a uos,o "o."on' o'"Hou ".'H 0''.Juo
eHo'solne"v' was sp."s iT "o,n9 q ieT nisn'S
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Eol"nou'' ,I' I'Ss'' o'"PP'us noi n"'u'' I
huoGA,ns ou' n0l nGei' ""u uu0N.ns net