The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1870-04-01
Rsvels rsveled in poetry.
Ashlsy's head is secure again.
Yates is suffering an "eclipso. y

Yates is suffering an "eclipso. ?, d,
Plon-Plon is evolving a comedy.
Schneider is reported fat aud gen.
teel. 20
Chicago now boasts female 'bro-
ker. ..~ -. $50
Wild ducks are a drug on the H.
linois river. ....* ""
Toothache renders the Sultan's
life burden. s.a1m
A law suit-wig, gown and bands
.-[Punch. ...ra.s' 1s@.1
Don Piatt calls Grant King Log
Disloyal. -. '.
A paper asks whyit is butchers
meat has not fallen! Does it not GO
down every day? - Of
Trenton fines people for killing
dogs which bite them. % .. i
A Philadelphia darkey has killed
his Dinah's employer for objeoting to
his visits to the kitchen. s,s.'......
A woman has asked to be admitted
to the Chicsgo Beard Of Trado..
The Finance Committee is request
ed not to pull the wool over the eyes
Of the people.
Sleeping one night in West Vir-
ginia was what gave Mr.. Weaver =
consulate from that state. '-
Wilkes says be din.d out after his
thrashing. Leland thought he had
closed his mouth for good. .a'" 2:.2l
English music halls have dom.s-
ticated bull-fghting. ...@s' @@: "'
A Texan murderer wants his exe-
cution delayed, because he is in poor
health. .., @... gs aa!
A Chicago policeman is in trouble
for cracking bank He was too
much ION the beat" -
San Francisco has honored itsslf
by giving cls Bull golden laurel
wreath. ...... .r,..I
Sumner pronounses Rsvsls correct
as to attitude.
Cotton is no longer king in Missi.-
sippi-it is Alceru.-[N. Y. Leader.
Sims Reeves is losing his voice.
He lost his manners long ago. ...G
Ten dollars was the wager which
induced q Connecticut woman to eat
bush sl Of roast oysters.
New York Fitz-Adolphuses wear
bracelets on their delicate wrists.
A plucky Ohio girl parboiled :
would-be bur glar with soapsuds.
An Indiana farmer laid grave
yard ghost the other night by shoot
lug his old white horse.
Butler pulls the wool over the Fifth
District by appointing black cadet.
Now York rushss to theatres and
Germans as if 20 such thing as Lent
existed.
Gen. Hooker has given the artist
Walker a commission to paint the
"Battls above the clouds the
price to be SIG, 900.
A New York hall was pleasantly
diversified the other evening by sew
eral others from gentleman pistol,
which lodged in divers persons.
Chicago boasts of Nerwesisn
wedding where the blissful prinoi-
p ais aggregate thirteen feet in length
and asks How is that for high:'' ~'
A New York female failing to
achieve asphyxiation with her garter.
twied swallowing hair-pin with no
better result. sr
A party well supplied with whiskey
and other needful articles have just
killed huge California lion in Mis-
souri,. 81. -...
Tbs new princess of Naples was
born on Neapolitan soil--ssvcral
sacks full Of it, imported by water
and spread on the floor.
The worst sufferers at the South by
the decline Of gold arc the nations )
wards, who have been boarding it in
old stockings. ..=s.f t
The Prince imperial didn't have
the small pox after all. He is not
to be pittied SO much as if be had.
A Radical court in ST. Louis was
adjourned the othor day by the
judges revolver, after brief dis
cussion with inkstands.
The new Gfty-cent scrip will havo
blank space to show the silver
fibre. That's as near resumption as
the Government has got.
\ San Francisco Othello put out
his Desdemona's light and his own.
the other day, with a revolver ,n-
stead Of pillow and sword.
Shooting man in the back, in
Now Orleans, is called an unfortun-
ate disagreement. 1t is always found
to disagree with the one shot.
The Woman's party appropriately
wants to make Elizabeth the capital
Of New Jersey. Annexation will
come next.
Swins-hunting ls carried on in the
streets Of Louisville. The swine do
the hunting and small children are
the game.