Le Louisianais. [volume] (Convent, La.) 1865-1883, 1870-03-26

Bay as far as the Pole South of Long Island
Sound as fat as the Antarctic Continent;
West Of Lake sChamplain to the Antipodes
Feejees; that is 10 say in brief, outside Of
New England, mo people, race or tribe have
ever bee" known TO progress so ski!foliy in
commercial enterprise, as 10 substitute l'gneous
for porcine hams, and to glut the make,
consecrated lin barbarous times ere New
Engiands new morality moralized the world y
TO the sale Of the aromatic Oriental kernel,
with hickory spheroids 4! Furious cheering,
side-splilting laughter and repeated hursahs !
for New Engtand's ,cooden.ham .c,aG.D
1t is 10 be hoped, said Ludifcantis, sneerins.
", that New Eng.and's boastcd morality is
rather more real than her hickory hams!
The gentleman may rest assured, retorted
Perrersus, that as the world goes, with New
England in tho vanguard Of civilizations
march, every thing is real, that brings real
pef! applause and universal assert)
l think now my fellow delegates Of all the
lsms, in this august Council assembled, that
you WIN "6sSS ~ iSC III viz NpVNiCNlON tu0k
the arguments adduced are irretragable, and
the evidence, incontes,able. | have proved TO
demonstration, that New England has progress.
ed so far beyond the rest of mankind, that she
is totally out of human reach - standing
alone isolated. in the dignity of her progress.
i've greatness! !! | have shown to yaur sa,isfac-
ton land ny 0acn y that the marks, and signs,
and characteristics and results, OF this un.
equaled progress" are directly the reverse
The rery amtitheses-of the characteristics of
Saints IN all time past; consequently, that
they constitute the true base.wotk on which
TO rear sanity characters suited 10 the progress.
ire age in nhich aos iiue have made it clear
that New Englanders are reared live and
move, and have their hopes Of peLf founded, on
the constituent elements OF this bsse-work 4;
and it follows, as a necessary and logical
deduction, that New Enslanders are he
Saints!"
1t follows, also, that New Englanders are
She SAINTS Of the whole Earth - since | have
demonstrated that New England and 'Tl.e
Whole Earth" are identical!
II is likewise evident, that New Euelanders
are "the sole and exclusive Saints Of The
Earth " since, outside of their highly moral
and sancilmonIons microcosm, the essentials
necessary 10 constitute modern Saints are
no where to be found Il!
The demonstration that the Earth Tor New
England, which is the same lhing!) was given
to the Saints, is already on record. Wherefore
reour to the terms Of the first Resolution
Resolution A, and reatirm that = .
The Earth was given TO the Saints, and
we alone are Saints /" (Fran,ic cleerin.
which threatened TO be inlernipsble amid
which, "Perversus" made his bow to the
audience, and stepped aside 10 take some
more refreshments
"ld'olicus" moved that the Resolution be
entered in the Journal OF the Convertible. with
the "no'a bene" tia, i, passed by acclama-
ton, and is TO be considered the cornerstone
of all future Legislation in connection with
the cherished work of Reconstruction! fHear,
hear, hear, and cheers for "ldioticusr1
A motion to Adjourn was pu, and carried =.
an" ~ new IHspiaif-E peneZpF ! itNDHctOO-
volunteered a "hymn,'' 10 commemorate (he
said n, one and the same time New England S
vindIcaiion and Perversus master piece Of
augmentation :. IA sarJonic laugh from
'Lndifican,is," which the nasal .,wancei sing.
ing Of the ''hymn'' prevented from being
overheatd)
~,
The highest morals of ,hi. see,ning Earth,
Within New England's precincts have their birth
She to the Moon gave light and gave the ray
To Phebus, which adorns the welcome day =!
Chorus.
From the same source, fanaticisms spring
New England is heir father and their king,
This "Chorns' was sung aloud, in concert,
TO the tune Of "We wont go home till morn.
ing,'G) as the delegates marched in pairs,
arm in arm Through the village in which the
Conven,ic'e was heidi 10 their quarters; thus
giving an amusing and very agreeable
termination 10 the Seventh Session Of all the
f%anatical lsMs in Council assembled!