, 1870-11-27
TlT-BITS.

I'Gneh ws.ts toEaors whether tie Gsfn1a:.a
viii ca'u 30 mnclt for tie Wats., Oil thu E;,in..
now tia: they have Got the grta. st1Asouu:S
ciGck.
-lt tegins TO lcok omiuous ,s!eu tio zc..aa
Of ihe i'siind WAITS her ei;lb; sEo s.tI h :,o
satisfied n!iii Err i'znou,stiek.
-Fi5Gra sl.r liz !,a1 1ct1 cted good deal
on the Ia! OF ages, and p:efs1-, I'll s.lc .,Leil,
the sgn OF reveti:sen.
An Indiana papsr t.l1e os a lawyer there
who charged client Slo for ca:.ee,ing -:
Int sad IH ~o1sM not I,rsss linn to nav -tl,a
OTHER dollar f:'r few .la!s, If it would 10
Moia coa. ehleut fer Lin, 10 let it stand,
-" lo't CAN do anything If you Laye ra-
iieucc, esi1 III Old uucle, wllu had made
ietsufs M 70 hls nephew, who !,sd nearfy apcns
only wait" s How long," asAed tho retu-
laflt sptnlthriis, ~an. ~as Impatient lux tho
old nssl'e death. It'll it treezes," vas tie
culd lct1y.
-t;:eeloy aIyises bud1ins lima beans in
prcfgstlct TO 81 sting. Ir also rebase. tho
Practice Of SHAKING and a!in5 s,r1wbestiea
1son4 tue tieo. They silauii he picked eerar-
DR.. ua!i tells TIE story Of maa WHO sting
,Ictt piouely the hymn:
FIRE THE w.ols fralm Of nature nnc.
Ihist Tefe IT. scut far tito SMALL"
ard al tht ougs. the. singing WIZ tutub!ip:+ Il,
lie l't1ket 10 make sure OF tbs smallest plueo
Of tlvtr FOR the cuntsit'ation box
a good sort ct man Nas rsccnt!y asked
:. -, 1oi ~, saanceni lof Tia cll'!1tll
,x,N GoW; s1m .1s ns. VIZ Must INC use ct cLar-
OF TO play On it."
"A Young rlan, bec2rr:1s engaged 1cca.,s-
". was desitous OF rrt:e.,:,nG III. iu.u.deI
Nlth ring, appropriately ins nscti5cd: but be-
.nS ~ 10. ,loss -. HSas 70 haze engraved on i:
enid the old man. "put on-' When this .nu
rec, rem. nlber me-" The youur fs11y was
much surprised { fer days alter Il rcctivin;
hsant'tal rlnE, with tLis inscsipt!on: Which
th's yon $50 1e ne :nter father
,-M1ss Gn.e'l, Iowa, las iasyer who fol-
lows tho 1osuln4 plfaseoloSy OF fogal docsl-
niehls to-wcu, to considerable distance.
1taNoe " Gosapl2int 1of asaau!t aud bat
teis lecent!y, ne made the following rcpreseu-
t1.'on VI lAe.s ana p,atnt4h further alleges
tna.' a. q. ssaa % .sno ana pi.ee, inc sald a l.
saaa sa 10 eosep1aTaht, Pr 'a !i you come another
s,e!' neateE, ! kick You 70 a.i; schsca cc,a-
P'o'noH. esf'ta oes'eesS he t-e's4o hare DONE.
"A pleasant slip Of tho tongue il recorded
By French p.ragraphist- A1.dy vas enjoy
iLg the society Of her lover. when tie hsil
raIg, ard.tho servant announced 'tthe dec
tCr.' ''Teu him au. i'll, and Cannot std
him." was the nzcaue'g repiv.
Mark Twin has ilia zI5ice Tor vot,pc uca
/ with li,et7sy Separations: .4W1ite wttAus,t pay
until =elnctody otrera pay. II nobody offers
III "a zear:=taace :-iil tls most implicit
confidence a. tho S,:c-th.t sawin. 1gu.I i.
nllat le Was intended fcz--
| An Indian CANA to E certain agent to pEc-
Lad leen n.tea b3 :s:.ls snaies i At i fr.e I IT,,
ss.Et Lid net c1eti: tia story, but At l,1S:l
aektt. tie 1aa,.n "haw muci, ha wan:etl.'
! " Fou, quartz" xrsNesel the ftGian. tsFsur
gs:arts.' repeated t!.e- .sent. with mu=h eur-
I;-c .'as much se tEa::" Yes" 1ep1ieti
| the 1,.cian, tsow1izs. sava3eIy, Fur quarts
| -sna.o yerv Ei.;'' -
-PaE:at,elW Ei-ss this dialogue. Aarir-
tote lhs h y.'as; !as;.,d = favcfsLls ~, ~ Es;ts,
ss1:tv. -s'-''.' ''' 'ss eroaa1 o1 L.
| The wife c. :. uarnr.c,nrrr Il, ar ;p,,n,1
| tom. r.c5c ta.cLter xs. at,nr. 10 j., n.t-
! lied. sent ro,es to hsr frers. ssns.,;n- ~ v
en-. ~ sits-ws-o 4iaE .es1 ,s,s s - =.
ins,cad, a. shs .ss aSou: to visit :s;sx Yora,
Ter % il iii ic 70 - uiee 10 sa' hafa a IL usp.
match, yoa ksax."
ever sS:s,ieocsd VA a.. :r;1,s tl:s tr. tu.,-
tcz Of : re.=; arer il Wes,tsn town. Tie
rtople wa.,,si touetb;rc stir1iuv- f. ny
il=hed tho rsssonAl bis,oly Of tue !eaiip;; po!-
i:,c.ans as furnished ty their :sisads.' Tho
1usised ios. !he parer IT,, sEconI 1,our tl.y
weLt fo7 LIN.
ofe.E-C!ass Of iassion" Eox, because sic IT,
toEts 10 make Ilo1n.ctte ofAerseif
-Jsrts oFrtant, 1niai.ter Of Duubartoa.
t:d c.z1eu. h4t;: Of making ruan;us coai-
n.cz,e, in lev tc1e cf yo1ses ao he reid ,4s
Seii.t--es Eesai.s Of Ill: ssjnc 11.shits ILL
20 TIC .ea, he -13:teTcl. 90 flat tho dssil
had tatE sloke5. too!~ Tca4l:.s rete-'s ra-
mask. ave Laxe le.; Ill AL 'fu:lo-ed saee,"
te xa:d, aaie;l1. t.tyo hc.s;ia', Peter. aye
br. rEir..; ia: had viE :: ,s7vo bot an old
cfxss toat, AL r.ay Lc t'.a or tsIeo rotten
reas?-
-Ssjsg Fairy Eatts---c:sI. OF Grara Rapid.
Mich, il ci.-- II, s:c:.". Wien Tia Eatltr-
| fcrt ;;ocs scci:a; rc-co seloss pulao and
aHds It beatss Ike - toss:s3sc, how docs
she kro~ .lethsI n,iesss *, e. or fEG2nJ
A Se1d s:Gtr T. :o!a q -. tsLTay Station
agent Il New H-u.s.s, WIZ G1 ne1as KepI.-
mzpded ICE sloN5la - ~ 70 60 EeasAj
luaaed IN: 4 tteaT 49,, ~tnHi W. ta1, NJ t.,
! Ttst - eAfe~' '--- :" Ao-~ Ao1 w PEE
tnoniaE t., ;.e,r .ir~sa;a a .,ra;,,1 -.
.:,,Jr ~ rs~ ~. ~, ~ ~ acsoas-
ms a.I,, -, 10 sac ro,, i - eisG!1:a, 1
l9He.it!. sm S NJ. 1I h,re Vo4o1 neec-s oa'
i - ctc.cvr.u bcfu- rsncE ~-,.r., r..
,ady OF his 5csuaintaysa 10 nra1c', Hsa 49,; ~
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