The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1870-10-04

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Caution 10 those who attend balls.
Never finish the evening with reel.
Why il q tln like au iudia.iubbcf
bail Because she !. empty, yet full
ol bounce
The niree spot ID cards can never be
depended upon ior . trick il will al
ways bebay
Why ia the figure nine like a pea.
cock 7 Because il ia nothing without
it, tail
The woman question Who Is TO set
the fashions now that Eugenie is de-
throncd
M0dcsty "a 4 woman is like color on
Der check decidedly becoming If not
put on.
When does the rain become 200 ia.
miiiar with lady When It begins
So paiter on her back
Among the tears dropped BY the
French soldiers when little Louis pick
ed up that bullet il the frontier
Why are the stars the best astron-
omors Because they've studded
(studied) the heavens for ages.
4 widower was recently rejected by
dainso who didn't want affections
that had been warmed over
Happiness is perfume that one can
not shed over another without few
drops falling on ones self
Setting a man-trap" il the title Civ
en- 70 picture u a pretty young lady
arranging her curls at a mirror,
A Western editor, in response to
subscriber who grumblcd that his pa
per was intolerably damp, says, That
~ because there is so much due on it. +"
The ladies at some Of our seaside re-
sorts utterly refuse 10 battle in sight oil
the buoys that have been put out for
thoir safety,
There is only Que good substitute for
the cndcarments Of sister. and that is
the cndearments Of some other fellows
sister.
Question for bootbIacks. Will the
shoes made by the Celestial workman
take shine easy
A wife asked her husband If drug
gists kept dyc-stuiis for sac. He re-
Piled Most druggists keep little else
bat die stuis
4 man III Portland wanted to gain
admission to panorama AZ half price
90 the ground that he had but one eye.
The long dry spell in France is GER
tainly had enough; but think what the
condition Of the crops must be across
the Spanish border, where they have
had no reign for more than a year,
Blind mans bun comes nearer
70 genuine human sympathy than any
other amusement known to the chill,
,rcn Of men because lisa iellow-feling
ior fellow creature
4 retired schoolmaster excuses his
passion for angling by saving that from
constant habit. he never feels quite
himself u less he Il handling the rod
pnsp rity too often has the same ef
feet on Christian that calm sea has
on Datch mariner, wh frequently, It
is said in these circumstances, ties up
the udder gets drunk, and goes to
sleep /
4 lawyer ii this city has conspicu-
ousiy displayed IN bis office the follow.
iug suggestive notification. Gentle.
men who eSpcctoate on the floor can
not expect to rate ar gentlemen
~ you seek consolation for your
SORROW ~ drink p asked a pious Old Ia
dy u an Incorporate fellow, who was
something a wag Yes, Ia a horn
ws the land reply
Tie blessed mau that preached for
ur last Sunday night. said Mrs. Par,
hugtun, served the Lord for thirty
years first as . circus rider, then Al a
locust preacher and last as au eXhaus.
ter
Ms Iwiss a r5ma0cing traveller, was
talking - q church be bad seen ia
pain. mile and hat long.
Bless me said Gafdck bow broad was
itY Tcn yards This, you'll observe,
gentlemen. said Darfirk 90 the com.
paay this i hot 4 roaad lie. but differ.
from Is other stories which. are geo.
orally Is broad = ,licy are long.
Said enc stuacat To another. whom
pa caught swinging a scytbe most lus-
Ills II field q stout grass Frank
hot make. sou work f0f d living A
iiiug With your talents and abilities
si4uuli noi * caught engaged ii hard
lahE nc4a 81 : nv living ~ my
wits. Wen 1911. sou can work with
daller tools Than can. was the reply
4 good story Is told o. Young man
who applied % one of cur hotels lof
situation. The landlord informed him
ihsi thcgc was bui oHe place vacant.
tl3at % lamp cleaHrr The queetioueg
accepted tbe Situation observing that
~ wuald Ike something a. rcmunera-
ufc a. possible. s. be- wAs once clerk
spoke ioar Different languages auenily
% that's cfH0 consequence said the :
uaAppFe alive landlord tlss business
mau Fs-3nlfe yuu Is speak hat UHe an.