The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1870-07-30
S0uibS Follow.

BlackDerfleS are u urtS Ill tlle Hlaihel.
Latest in Jriliants-Squibs and squib-
bists.
Vegetation and lean folks are pretty we'll
crisped.
The boys in town have the kite mania
again.
The "hotometer has been up, sure,
this week.
1t is said fish hawLers vend fish for sell
.fsh reasons.
Don't forget that two dollars you owe
for the Wig.
Witty-The last sally of the knight of
the New-comb.
Good drnughts-men-Some OF the ire
quenters of hotels.
The ties that bind business men to the
public-Adver-tise
Green corn made its appearance in the
Elkton market this week.
The examination of teachers will take
place on Tuesday, August 9th
s'On the Rhne"' has become subject
of dis-cussin n, in our beer saloons.
A curiosity-The young lady in Elkton
who helps her mother do house work.
| Eggs are now being extensively used i'll
the manufacture of summer chickens.
Most of the inhabitants of Elkton are
enlightened, but few are Barbdr-ous.
The only meat that can be kept this
weather. is t'meet me at the gate at nine!'
A Capital joke-That the White House
is blackened by the fumes Of Grants cigar.
The schools being closed, both teachers
and pupils are enjoying their holiday with
great glee.
That Grant was entertained at Long
Branch by Childs, is no proof of his love
for children.
New school system in Elkton-Pupils
parading the streets with cart-load of
books in their arms.
Elkton is now putting on city airs-the
thermometer at 80 or upwards, and news
boys and boot-blacks.
Suggestive-The new idea of carrying
milk for sale in water-ceoler The cows,
of course, are waterproof.
Why should those who like to catch 9th
ers tripping call at the Howard House >
Because there they will always see Falls.
Some of the ladies have so much hair,
and so long, that when they take the pins
out it touches the floor-but not the head.
Whilst it is to be regretted that so many
; of our young men are calf skinned, yet it is
. still more lamentable that others are c0u-
, Aided.
: IT'S said that more money is spent, in
. Elkton, for dress than for food, both men
tai and physical: This is putting the cart
!, before the horse.
u Some speculation exists among newspa-
q mington Commercial, is. 1t is J. II. Will
:, liams, b. Dadd ~
Stop it-Fast driving through the streets,
: in the evenings, when they are two or three
4 inches deep with dust, and the sidewalks
- thronged with ladies.
r Watemelons appeared in our market on
:, Friday week, and sold at 25 cents EACH
"a They were not very large, but looked very
~ % "appetizing till cut.
il The junior (?) base ball club of Nortl
al East visited this town, last week, and
played a match game with the juniors o.
,, Elkton, resulting in victory for thu
former.
: There are great many boys in EllltoI
who cannot spell in two syllables. But
nG they can curse and swear as though they
ed had the DEVILS dictionary at the end of thei
OF tongues.
rs word to the ladics-Plant flowers ant
zed evefgreens all around and about you dwell
zed ing. Nothing adds so much to the beaut
rs, OF heme as these rural-like "attacll
of ments."
are Why Was certain young gent whocalle
net, for champagne at one of our hotels til
IN other day, Inc a man with the cholerae-
ere Because, When he took it, he found it y
the sham pain
ood The Chinese an being scattered all ov
3 to the country. TheSrst thing some peop
about this burg WI know, the pig-tai
nty will be in our workshops, be hoeing COZ
irst and reaping grain hereabouts.
city Whew Hot is no n.me for the wealth
,out during the week. The Thermometer oftt
cen, raising to 90 and 95o. Clllars and nice
to starched linen wilted in short time, a
the perspiration poured from many brow.
its On Sunday night, at a certain house
to Main street, how gently that little gs
ring was closed. Twas late; the bashful you
into his head averted. But why? Pure hon
ices does not blush, nor feel itself degraded
eva A great many sewing machines are bel
D to sold throughout thi county. After awh
rom eyery family will have one The ladies a
ID to Machining to find OFT that these article
ID to like GOOD husbandsare handy affairs
es to have about the hous
sim We had most deghtful and refreshir
nuts shower on Monday iht last On Thur
work day night we had ancler nice rain, accon
new panied by high Md, continuous an
the vivid lightning, and under. Vegetatio
to be needed them very mn,
,epse AS will be seen by cir advertisement
the P. & B. c. r. r. will issue excu
inter- sion tickets from all ints on that roat
Unity during the CONTINUANCE the Camp Nee
nized ing at Brandywine Smit. An exit
o the train will leave Port Desit ON Sunday :
the G, 40 AN, and returnlnsill leave Brand,
Y are wine Summit station at'.M.
lct. A literary cotemporarlinks one of til
quickest ways OF makla fortune is t
marry Fashionable yet lady and Sc
her clothes. The print objection
this proceeding is, that teller might ge
ion of sold in the transaction. IRE is no deny
Ody is ing. however, that the ,ckest wav /
ather spend a fortione, is to m a fashionabl
suited Young lady and buy her Chs.
crops. A vessel, belonging to Jack David
rches: son, of this town, loadedh coal sun]
, Uni in the Patapsco, about II from Balti
least more Oh Friday night wee,Tbe Cantai
are of and Edward Kcitly, hanere asleen i,
II has the cabin at the time, and civ GOT on
Pres and into the little boat, She wen
atmen down. 1t is the intention to, the vessel
'me OF The question has been asl efore t. j
great etiquette for young ladies to'three ant
even six abreast on the pavem breaking
Doats ranks for no mainland very women
" We answer, NO. Eacn ihut II is emit
tied to portion Of the pave and n,
,respy- company of persons have rla monon
IL soon olize the whole of it. What is To i,
sum- done, when such bold front sented
.. -, WHY maintain your right, AM here h,
III 'n'' collision.
,dv ;s On Friday evening week hottacbef
1b;cb to carriage, belonging to Samue
fnast Frazer, was left standing III ned M
ON , the North street, and ran off. In ,rriao,
p pno fed was seated g Sammy" Hollingh. r
having turning inc ou;noi Wv. Nv ovo,+,, iigl
n IT'S are ing it up pretty badly, the horst mne
Of the disengaged from the carriage. INV :
SIS. F. escaped uninJuleu, WV" rS Iio of g
Il new small scla''ii VII 'io
: touch Rover a noble and beautiful l,pd
IF their land dog, belonging to w. j. 10 81
be said of Elkton, died from the heat, OF law
e, with Rover was young dog, and as me my
, motto. and noble as youthful. He INV
friends, especially among the chill I'LL
whom he was a great favorite. 1fhbe
a hereafter for good-natured aIia7
CANNES, Rover is now rowing in t..
tn East, congenial atmosphere of his neao. foaa
has just This poor young dog has gone tc
red and We know that he is free;
than it Disturb him not, but let him res
7 what it Wherever he may be!
ink these We suppose critics will term the
ot have lines dog-gerel but let them bal
inf there -o,,.4 n,.os.I