The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1870-03-10
All Sorts.
Hard times and health work well together.

or Of Detroit. The Mayor survived.
Whatever else the Spaniards may want
they ought OF TO want food, for have they
not provisional government
The conditions Of success and failure in thi.
busy world OF our is very clearly defined
They are-go right along or get run over
Parch half pint of rice until brown, ther
boil II as rice is usually done. Eat slowly
and 1t Will usually stop the most alarming
cases OF diarrh@a.
Kind words are cheap; deal in them often
and you'll be much happier for it.
A Young woman being asked by a POLITICAL
which party she was IN favor of, replied that
she pl eferred wedding party
The gizzard of California goose Welded
IS worth OF gold
French FORUM teller examines the feet
instead of palms of his patrons
An English magistrate recently fined man
twenty five shillings for ill-treating a turkey
Pittsburg man looked at a Chicago wo-
man with his opera glass, and was sued for
Fbreach of promise New York Sun.
tradesman in Portsmouth, N H has adj
v"rtsed In every issue of per OF that CITY
for the last twenty-five years
4 Eugene wants to 90 to Rome this winter.
/ Napoleon thinks of the 50, 600 francs she Dor
rowed to return from Cairo, and says she has
i r0amed enough Tor the present.
! Jealous wife in New Orleans poured boil
ing water over her unafhul husband as he
lay asleep IN bed Having got him into hot
water she feels better
| letter was recently mailed in Massachu
setts addressed thus John Merrill and
GO " Le'her Spliters, pee Boldly mere Saiium
Mas" 1t was sent to Peabody
Cincinnati Jenkins recently woke the
brio groom up to get the name of,the man
who tied his knot.
Texas paper gives expression to its regret
hat one Of the State Representatives has clap
scd into lunacy"
San Francisco keeps twenty men who do
nothing hut search the baggage Of s2h nese
tor smuggled opium.
In The Christian City of Boston man has
been compelled to pawn his family Bible 10
obtain food for his family.
Will Alexander Nc Bride, Of Buffalo, was
attending his wfe's funeral, three youths al
tended 10 what valuables lie had in he house.
A fny-pound she'll, thrown in o Vickshnrg
during he war, was found in the cellar OF I
store be Tier day, ? part OF the fuse stiil
c ingipg to it.
a rady recently entered dry goods store
in Phfla0elphia aud asked for spmr" bleachec
cloth suitable tor repoSing robes.
A little girl, repeating her sunday School
lesson, gave new version 10 familiar uae
sage" Ye cannot serve God and mamma y
Tb, critic OF Cincinnati paper passed an
unhappy New Years, because the types mad.
him speak of Tennyson's ''Holy Wail, and
other POEMS"
Said a youngsier. in high glee, displaying
his purchase 10 a bosom frliind on the side
walk Two cocoanuts for ten CENTS that
will make me sick tomorrow, and | wont
have to go to school"
Spriggins had a visitor to dinner After
watching tor some tine the assault upon he
provisions, Spriggins said . You grow poor,
don't you p Mo- replied the Visitor. .
just about hold my own - " And that, !" said
SpriRgns, is more than any other man in
Hartford could hold -
Pease is the name of well known teacher
in Bangor, Maine A youth named Bean, who
attends his school, was reciting his lesson
one day, and hesitated d moment when he
teacher remarked: 1t takes beans a long
time to sprout. "NoIonger than peas, sir,''
replied the boy.
During late bathing season pompous in
div'dual walked up to the Office OF seaside
hotel, and with considerable flourish signed
the book, and in a loud voice exclaimed -
" I'm l.eute nant Governor Of" ''Tha,
don't make any difference said the landI lord
''you'l be treated just as well as the others.''
Why does the operation of hanging kill
man inquired Dr. Whately. a Psychologist
replied, Because inspiration is checked, cir
cuation stopped, and blood suffuses and con
gests the BRAIN" " Bosh," replied his Grace
. 1t is because the rope is hot long enough to
let his eet touch the ground !"
A lot of rowdies undertook to break up
religious meeting on South Fork, Richie Coun-
ty, West Virginia, few days ago Some OF
the brethren pitched in and cleaned them out,
on the principle, as one OF them expressed it,
That it was honorable to fight for the
Methodist church as it was to pray for lt.'
The Pettigrew family, of Lynchburg, Va,
has received information from St. Louis to
the effect thai they possess an undoubted right
to property in that city of the value of two
hundred thousand dollars. 1t is stated that
an effort has been made to buy up their claims
by parties now in possessions by a compro-
mise OF $50, 900, bur the family refuse to ac-
cept 1t.
The Prince of Wales. once when on a spree
in Ireland, bought long, ciose.ftting cassock
or coat Of heavy coarse Irish cloth. He hard
ly ever wore it, when at home but one cold
night took 1t as comfortable garment, in
which to attend the theatre. After the play,
he was seen with it on at Whites Clue and
on the street, and within week, every loyal
subject, who pretended to dress " in the fash.
ion," was wearing long. tight coat OF coarse
Irish claimants cloth.
| wonderful! spectacle was observed in Ger
many on the night Of the 1st of January Az
Meseritz from midnight to lo'clock, the en-
tire northern sky presented the appearance
OF a Of fire, from which fell a constant and
dense shower of many colored sparks The
immense sheet of surging fla ne finally took
the form of fiery arch from which he bill
| liant rain continued TO descend till The whole
waxed gradually f-Inter and disappeared
/ A clerical principal of an Episcopal board
| ing school tor boys called his pupils together
at the beginning OF Lent and gave them a
SHIRT lecture npon self-denial and selfsacr-
fee, and advised them to select some article
Of food with which they would dispense du-
ring the season OF Lent. The boys were direc-
! ted TO go into room by themselves, and, al