The Plymouth Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1869-1941, 1870-04-28
MISCELLANEOUS ITEM s.,

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OFTEN Light Repast-Men.tal food
THE Quickest Trip-On an o. ange peel.
THE Woasn QucSti0n-What did she
have on?
To FIND the height Of aInbition-mea-
sure the MAJ
THE real central criminal courtroom
science.
MONEY spent for Life Insurance in the
Washington is money saved.
WHAT is it you must keep after giving
it to another? Your word.
To SOUND the depth of the mind-Bore
q hole through the skull.
He that hath revenge in his power and
does not use it is great man.
Why cannot family of girls be photo
graphed? Because there's no son (sun.)
SEND for an illustrated price circular of
musical instruments to w. W. Kimball,
Chicago.
"YoU don't look a-miss," as the young
lady said to her beau when he got her
bonnet on.
DOM PIATT says remorse generally
means the grief Of the criminal at being
caught.
NEW Pianos and organs from all the
best makers can be found at W. w. Kim
balls, Chicago.
He who pokes his nose everywhere will
sometimes poke it between thumb and
fore-finger.
Why is an ear Of wheat and an oak
similar in origin? Because they both
spring from corn.
PREMIUMS, policies and dividends paid
in cash in the Washington Life Insurance
Company, of New York.
NEW BEDFORD brags of pointer that
came to dead stand the other day before
a door plate inscribed L" A. Partridge"
SECoND-HAND Pianos can be bought at
W. w Kimball's, Chicago, from 800,
1925, $3.50, 5000, and 1925.
A MOTHER wants to know whether
Charles Kingsley's "Water Babies were
crooked in the cradle of the deep"
THERE is good sense in this new mot
to for merchants :"
Late to bed. and early to rise
Never get tighg-snd ADVERTISE
THE largest assortment of pianos, or
gans and melodeons in the Northwest is
at w. ". Kimb9ll's, G3 Washington street,
Chic go.
a MAINE doctor, applying for position
as an examiner of life insurance com
pany, replied to the question as to the
system on which he pracliced: "0n the
human system"
"YoU ought to acquire the faculty of
being at home in the best society,"" said
fashionable aunt TO an honest nephew.
81 manage that easy enough" responded
the nephew, by staying at home with
my wife and children"
a FACETIoUs boy asked one of his play
mates why hardware dealer was Ike a
bootmaker? The latter, somewhat puz-
zled, gave it up. "Why," said the other.
because the one sold the nails and the
other nailed the solcs."
United States: Zitt, Yolo, Yew, WAY,
Wea, Veto, Vera, Velp, Toto, Tawawa,
Sun, Soho, Rip Shin, Rio, RE, Ouonoc-
hontaug, Poy Sippi, Palo, Poe, Pc, Pine
Log, Paw Paw, Pay Down, Otto, Ono,
Ola, Nolo, DoiSo, Al, Aid, We Woka, and
Weyauwega.
ONE of the oldest defenses on record
has just been made st Hamburg by man
who had murdered his wife from motives
of jealousy. According to his own &C
tVhht IL l-eb lVJ I'LL, DQJ UCu
killed her in fair and honorable duel, as
he had placed pistol in her hand and
told her to shoot at him.
IN number Of the London Naqazine,
1868, is this statement: "BOston, New
England, January 10, 1903 We hear
from bingham, that at the last harvest
from single apple tree belonging to Cap
tain Theophilus Cushing, were gathered
hole Of -
% 800 choice fruit"
A WRITER once heard a speech deliver
ed before company OF neWsboys and
bootblacks as follows "biy dear chill
dren You should DC good because it is
50 good to be good; You should not be
bad because it is so bad to be bad If you
You are bad you will feel as bad as you
do"
A DUTCH woman kept a oll-gate One
foggy day a traveller asked: Madame,
how far is it to b 2" Shoost & leetle ways"
was the reply. Yes; but how far ?"
again asked the traveller. "Shoost Eeetle
it one, ttco, three, .f0ur, or flee miles ?" The
good woman ingeniously replied, al
dinks 1t Is ~
81 THINK" said Mr. \. Bronson Alcott
once, IN c0nVersation, THAT when man
lives on beef he becomes something ike
an OK; if he eats mutton he begins to look
sheepish, and if ne cats pork, may he not
grow TO be swinish 2" "That may be-"
said DR.. Walker, Of Cambridge, "but when
a man lives on nothing but vegetables,
think he's apt to be pretty small pOfa-
toes"
THERE was panic recently at Ottawa,
Canada, concerning a supposed epidemic
OF smallpox. Fifty members of the Do
minion Parliament rushed of to be vacci-
nated and as it was the 1st of April and
the usual "lymph" was scarce, the doctor
vaccinated them all with cream. The
matter came from the COW, So there cOuld
be no complaint made. How 1t took" is
not stated; perhaps it will esta bish a
thirst for milk instead of stronger liquors,
end in that way do more good than was
intended.
"WHo are you," inquired the magistrate
in New Orleans Court of wild looking
fellow brought before him. "Your father,
sir" "What," exclaimed the astonished
Judge. 81 said your father" Why, I've
got none" Are you sure?" "Qui;e
certain" "Thcn reckon I'm mistaken
but your ears deceive me-" My ears
Why, how could that beg" Cali my chill
dren have very long ears, sir, very long
ears; there are but three classes of this
species, sir; my children, the rabbits and
the dOnkeys. You are not rabbit.
The outraged Judge could endure no
more; but shouted at the top of his voice
to the officers to take him down "Oh,
sir, l hear you bray!" and the poor fellow
| was sent to the aeylum
| How TO Cook Dried Beef.