The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-09-23
WHOLE NO. 2lO.

FROM Now Haven we have the inteli
gence that Baron Won Schlacer has giver
an organ-grinder emphatic notice not tC
| play the ''Marseillaise" under his window
IT is strange that the Prussians should
have any difficulty in securing war loan
10 the largest amount, when they have
E'oeiI made such stunning investments as
they have at Strasburg and Metz.
The difference between Victor Hugo's
'.ITaveleures de Ia Mer" and Chinese
planters is that the first are toilers of the
sea and the lastare soilers of the tea.
AING WILLIAM has adopted the name OF
the French camp for his battle CRY, and
thinks he Ohalon to Paris at once. The
French bear the news with great nou-Cha-
Ions.
LITTLE LOUIS, the Prince Imperial, is
supposed to have gone TO the war-iield to
pick up information; thus far, however, he
has only picked up a spent bullet.
FISK al Long Branch (from the WorID
''At 10, before the ballroom door,
His mighty Excellency was;
He smiled aud bowed to an the crowd
So gorgeous and immense he vasS''
The gold notes for the new gold banks
are to be printed on yellow paper, so as TO
give as good n substitute for the real art
icle ss circumstances Will permit.
''8IY dear" said a sentimental wife,
''hOme, you know, is the dearest spot on
earth" "Well. yes" said the practical
husband, sit does cost about twice as much
as any other spot" .1-
CARE these pure canaries?" asked ayoung
gentleman, who was negotiating for o eff
for his fair one. "Yes, sir, " said the dealer,
confidentially. 81 raised theu ere birds
from canary seed.
The builder Of a church in course oferec-
tiOn, whom the toast of his health was
given, rather enigmaticallyreplied that ''he
was more fitted for the scaffcld than for
public speaking" g.
The "Sons of Adam" is the highly ap-
prOpriate name of the new Clothing Gut
ters' Union. It will be remembered, per
haps, that in the earlier days Of Eden,
Adam, and for that matter Eve, cut cloth
ing altogether.
TIRE English is said to be one of the most
difficult languages for foreigner to learn.
Rec, ntly atoreign lady went to see q fine
boy baby, and In endeavOring to express
her admiration said, 'Oh my, what a nice
fat babee How fat she is, don't he p
'.WIFE, said broker, few days since,
''dO you think shall ever be worth $50
000?7 "Ain't worth that to you?" said
the confding spouse. "Y-e-s," said the
other bait, "but I can't put you out atm
terest."
SOME one describing ball said it was a
vast assemblage of people who had never
met before, and who never cared to meet
again, and that they talked little, danced
a little, cat little, and then went home
cross and tired out.
Do,SN PIArT is astonished at finding the
daughter Of his old time washcrwOman at
Saratoga. s'Apd here ske was before ne.
pretty as a painted wagon, aud Eaultless in
h'r fashionable attire, as il she rad been
born to the situation. These instances
picture very efTcctImlly the delusiOn in
dulged in by some respecting what masy
are pleased to call pure blood. Here was
the daughter of a common washerwOman
as delicate, refined and well-dTessed as the
daughter Of Old Coupon, who can count
back two generations before she hitsa ne