, 1870-10-23
T1T-3lTS.

low i. it there is only one heaven. AMI
tL.>e-Erglish, Flemish. and Ftcnrh-'el1se
YIN .ld farmers description Of potntless
II. cher ws~: "A yooa man, likely, but IL
i.... { Will, the teeth Up.
- !;e1uecier for = rcd nose arc now in os,ler.
!Arsng othcre. cntcMp2rarT says that tue
ssuc remedy for red nose is temperance and
ths f,ec use OF handkerchief. Tie organ
can't Ge red nhen it's blew.
"A little girl at prayer meeting, ths other
evening, upon seeirg her s1usller sister stas,i
up on q saat. pulled b er down. excl.inlinS.
'::sit down. Sissy the5'il think YOU'RE suin;
10 speak :"
his progress. aekcd L:u: !" Suppose 1naa
fall i,.io 1e!i forty feet deep, aud ptriks
lis head againss one OF the tools with which
he had leen digging, What wonld 10 your
course if called ID ~ 4 s,,rgeon:" The stu
ue,tt replied: Il should advise them 10 1st
the man lie. and ILL up tho we'll
"A good story is told Of one OF tho no.-
r<dMT riches Of Boston, who having, after Il
l,uS struggle, worked himself into good So
c:ety b5 means Of the aristocrntic alliance Of
Lila daughter. gave grand dinner psrtv sohia
neHIy-aequi1ed circle. He didn't invite hi.
oau bro her. for the reason that '+sociesy il
getting 20 mixed enc must draw line soms-
where"
AT an infant Sunday school tile teschsr
Lo CAME 10 the place where the poor ragged
ze, reached his former home, and his fasisr
s,M linn - a great way oil, y lie inquired what
LIS father probably did: One OF the sma1lest
oye, with Lis fist clirched, said II dunno 1
utsray be set tho dog on him.
Il street. eouju1or complained the other
dag that ls couId not throw the knives an1
balls about because he dill not feel in tho
vein. " III What vein :" asked 3 bystlnder,
atakly. "Ihe jaggfer vein. Of cotrse, stu
rid." was the ansaer. Tie brstander rs
Two widowers we.c once couao1ine to-,
eeiller on tho recent bereavement OF thcir
wives one Of them exclaimed With sigh:
- W. II may bewail my lose, for had so lew
differences with tho atar deeeasad that tho
lat dag of n,E marriage was III happy as tho
| hrst., There I furrasa gou, nail lis
FRIEND, . for the last day cf mlne was hap-
I pier"
| -. How is it, my dear, inquired SCHOOL,
rist1cFs OF little girl, ;. How il i, thu: yo,
| do not understand Ills simple thing ~ II
| 10 not Know. indeed" she Answercd. with 3
I ps1nse1ed ioos. - but sometimes think I've
10 many thugs to lesrn that haze no tine to
-'Ms," said an intelligent, thoughtful bay
Ct $, II don't ti'ink solomon waa 70 rich a.
ther ssy he war" why, my dear, what
eorla have pns that into your head?" asked
tie asteuisLed mother 'Hecauss the Dibla
a",s he slept with ilis fashe7s; and think Il
l,c hat! been 10 rich he would have had bed
! of bis own"
Tho forest trees arc dying cut in some
parts Df Virginia, and the farmers have to III;
DIT riots by the acre, inst ~ dentists dig nat
| scz~e by the roofs.
There is spot up III Ohio where th, wa
Ter in thr ponds ie 20 low, IN consequence Of
dry ncntl,er, that tho pickerel have to stand
Oh tleir leAds to breathe.
~ child. while walking through Al art GAL
| lelv with ler mother, was attracted ty 4
a,ntue Of Minerva. "Nho is that - taid slls
..aly child, that il Minerva, the gad.iess Ut
wi=dnm.' why didn't they nske her I,,s-
, bard, toos" - l.ecause she lad none, my
chiid." A. That was because ahe was wise,
| wasn't it, mamgua (" was tue arteesa repty-
"A lady Of Willian,srort, the NEXT day aftos
, ! her husbands death, took tho gold plate out
Of Eis fa1.e teeth. and got a jevetet to make
! | airing OF it, 60 that Hhe coulI mafry her hu.-
: bani foreman. She felt that she must Itave
:, | gone souvenir to reeall tho sweet memories
OF the past. aud ehe thought this would be
bstttr than having the teeth altered to TT he,
secol.d husband.
! At recent political convention aowr
. East. i gentleman declined domination or
long enonSh. Son. never mind that" sail
!. the Chairman. ~ toN will hars lived luise Ion;
eLtugh by the time you are elected TIL
J. nominee was comp1eteiv overcome.
a Il Captain, one o. tie I'D school being =
i ! bail. had been accented by beautiful part
!. pe7, lady Of rank, who, in the most assicas
| u.snner possible, hintcl to him ttl7 prophet
a OF pnstipg Oh pair OF gloves. "Oh!' VI
: | tho elegant feply. @<never mind me. maat1
a | ri,ail wash my Eands when I've done danc
: inE.'
: GOOD LITTLE Girl. OF the PEn1op.
. wait IN tse q yDtt7.
Aud with the voters stand:
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