, 1870-01-16
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the number OF weddings Occurring no., ,l-hats Is
sa.! E,il ns!s'5 do to say snas Marriages ase con-
"Mo;ner. +" said Jenima, Sam wants to come
counting ne to. n,Rnt." "Eell, whas DID 70 tel
hunt" -oo, told him be mlgat come Ilait
Private AaJloy tzaaded to .dness by the goose
stepl. "Colp.l osnxushneaey. your 6cncr! ~
% Has TO eal! y duty arsl!een @ E!sers, WAS
dczsn." Private AAlioy-"Au' AZ only saouxns
don't spata IL" Pnyale-"Taia on.y tataf t.
An o.d ftsuHectiontst, who digs up ooiles to<
me ne A'1any @ = 6saG.t M stooea,s = ea.y pso,o.ca
leg part, a.d mutteIs: " Hait iii The, pislts
Es: ~ nave - ~ asfp Track Of ye-1or hearse
Tale OF pase poet:' Al +, RItshnnn, al: e1 d,a-
nel u secola ia,o Fte1 ch aura1t, BY mlstaSo
.n aT1t .ls fars n az s o. sIyog .. .hs
Bar aAsep, lie banded TIE nenu to kha
gadafnes, .ho reaa aloud: r. ds stsu. pais,,ss M
az mcu''n, ,-ie'ts d eseao:a. 'The description i
exAc'. ss4d the gehazzme, and returned il " tho
EorAhnau.
An Enal,sh Clergyman, ln taacs,nt.e va, tste,y
enueayoi.t TO prove tnAi uoers OF good weto u
va, I IN me mLorny. Ard, bJ parity Of rrason-
isE. Int :.e ooMstvanve patty, bs,nk iii soa
" Paul wss 10 H-inorty, but Who Vas r1:n:7
Peter . a. in m,eoilty, but Who waA txhsf
"a III naS -
when eonie one IN the gallery Aoo1' ed: "Juli ~
tcarot WA IN = usit orIIs, uar who .wns rxhs m
The lecturer was AiTucx doMe.
1he c0uF Of ceTtA1a cierVymAn'a eysS has
CeSer been defetntned: When ne prsys he s1ut1
his own. AID When No prescaes na Anuta o.ner
A1o~ years ago an Ingenious cent,ern,a man,
eErd 10 2es drunk 1rso Of expense, a,moss d. IL
VITA = sEsa. piaca5d % a his % 6seass; ~ s.b,ass
o:eed ne, hut g'ss NE glass OF hot esaudy and
Bind d.uaa's oua l, the hardest color 10 zee.
The Is. ess soluue OF "pto.e poeIs" puais3.l
IN Lonaon IS called "Ars. JernlnR an g Jo II :Al's
a,s. q foolish
The Joofna-the yuung lady . collo1uy with hef
coOk.
~Esc r., ordered Ms 5Iaaen:1tt. .f.es
bays /. "A let Of lamb sou'l Set'
sotasatsx & son = ssi as1e sa s1Rs0 : 1eitst 1s
..-. 1s.id- linen set lex ot becf'"
ntt'e TIRES Y aE:o!a siIl In SeH Q{}}rd7faHa n
rits co1t tb 6tonins her ny With ean,ey
ntr!e nal.l .nn sco:nfaliy sa5iug, "S1oo ny, doa1
the toloa1I clause: "a Pesmlseuu gwen to keep
and teu Kerosene ot1, 70 be drawn ~ Daylight
only" An agent In Porta1h r-ce1ly emoArrast-
ed u customer o9 gtantiug pernisstol rs aoort.
"to Keep ard 1se fsrpsene OIL BY daiusns
p1lsd. over ne door Of = shoo, s'eapeu Ia AID
ssld he y ould rake a ~lfe nuo tso children
~ can mary M, ~. p.ese," s,'u yeqoe
Have yca ever oroteu nor.e p loq7ued
aq,ts Ss 11ssss 20. e1,s.,. rspsa
person 70 suo:nes. II dour e1acjJ kro~;I
shonld Mks 10 tsy seven or eIghs Dsfoss deciding
Nj having heard fron the debating societies,
In Tel atlon TO tue connndfuU: " Why do hena 81
wa,s lay ees. 10 the dsy:t,us:ra COME 1rorary
answers: because II night they arc rootsera"
A Western e.rl l1,s 70 make bread Dec aaso It
cleALs her nauaa 20 beautifully.
EX4h6NnAhkA
a'aHps, or the 11Hies trje:t thin
Why DO thieves iea1 \ comfortable l!fc: Bs-
A young mar sa,s shat he cured pa'pts:to1 Of
the 1eals BY lhe application Of another palpltaslnE
htart 70 the part A1sctsd.
The Bcefou Adr<.t AH su9Sest8 that II you rant
TO 1nd ufeiorV Friend, Jou mad better gst Et1o-
NJ SSs,. Ans. ssga:ss sa;ss,a |. n:
81. Joses ~: "Afe Jou m1i, ~, amelia: II ,oue
6us a,7ofes Ts. "a e.
Snythe shis lLlnlnx. THIS Is my ho7se, sn!'
L1d Lay;on ea,s ,s tass .isa :, men p 2 "pooa" y sas
Professor Quirby. oi dartmouth Col1ezs. se-
la:es the following tica atxpArence": Upon =
farmer some Of the woGdr1f.l Combinations Of
nun bers. Tue man nsrate ed wit1 zrea! deal ot
Interest," and q senton, and tne Professor WAS lei
to co. ouue tnas be md made dcep impt ttsstOn,
a1d cad: fes. taas Is Woauerful, uny, oct tnere
Is a.othet tht-4 toas Is more wonderful TO ma
IL
do It every IN { CT else It won't coma cut rgn.;
that ts that yuu must carry onu Tor e7arJ tent
The Professor atteap Ell no tottner elucdauon "
the nJAtefes Of c nathemA lcs." ......
4 Clergyman Epra;Led his ankle and became a
tane 'uD. ...... .... ...-.
Tue VIE Of a New YORK snodiylst h-3 soae TO
Europe 10 .Eet the portraits 5f nef sAIee honrly
Daughters pa1uted By The "o.d ma-tera," Of waou
Ahe mas heard 10 N ch.
TIE mluister Who dlscoursed To Nantucket zoous
"sound,rl h-asa,n was auumst1iv corrected nJ
an old salt. WAC Informed him tint sauod.ogs
were aiWaJA n ade Win lesu.
10 prevent nstro7hoots, cInb high srse I'll
the cog le1vez.
4 litIs Rlrl sent out TO hunt for eRs csus back
nnsucceae,al. co1plannx Iaas ;, :. lDts Of neaa~sfa
The iolorkx sterling ant QUE >emens appears
IN IN hogts1 touELn: Fine s.J .roors win
sesrd, ior Ken.lsmea measuring = feet oI II.
Terms moderate" .-.
4 French antnor has tracsIa:e Ia p1assze ron
one Cf Coz pets novels n follow. He descended
Irum hts hLrae In trout Of the caxean, Anu ned
hin 70 . lsxe Erasshoppet.' 10 ortslnu resda.
i sE 1870 ~ ae,hoaiss % %prescs,r IN Pailaae,pals
sctnaliy took h.s lser banda1g text Tram ada
'pt4s!e IN SAM Psnl to do Gcan1i.sus."
The spaniAn Ansoc.as rt.es n > O'Clock ovefJ
EoFn1ps- s-retn Is . frtM-foso.
A zane ler ouL.do2-Ae'ppA
4 correspondent Of Ldppfn otss N19cSa< clh,u2
to have dlcovered thus II tcss IN lta J. aad pat8
TO 1t AZ ,he o:t2iEa: Of the lszos;s Jsak and JMt
Ad Ampurf1m su*kp0T sudum.
Oatns, dt1afxuA, tor+ AAD tfc4ft
ore Of MsrE T.ain . FARMERS bought SONS B,s.-
Ct ma r1uIs 10 The tfee dealer: .*WaAs Find Of
pta,l do Juu CAL these -. \ Well X doo's kuoE;
Button pear, p.faAps-" But tbs, grew On one
sou such : tocI, > uas ne dea,ses convincing Re-
loi1cer. :" Al 10 suppo&e thas \. t1re u going 10
near bartlett peats Inc d1L JeAl:y"