, 1870-06-12
BILLIlGTA
Pepper Feds

DY JoBH BILLrsdss.
II III hay got spirited and. \ 'ots ont opys zap ~
peal re.r his generosity; il VI. hau. so' neaf
and cullen one, appeal tev his back
A grnte menny ov our reopIf goa oroao tes
impro7r their minds who hadnel ~ Ann
| minds when they wer At homer; kR "teose
Af1icKahuns are the oomp limeEts thR tHeaf
en- pays lew tho virtewoua.
Nobody but phool will spend! ha tim
trieing tewconvince phooL
Time IL Ike money, theless We hsv' "
tew spare the further we mako il gN
Tho tongue IL really q weary fast membta o
the body pohdck he duz al the talking!& =
| two-thirds ov the thinking. ;.
Thare IL menny persoUwbo kan, ret.
monse-trag lew. pe1feckBhun, but. not easisI
for beara, and git ketched BY -t,e bears. Mo1a1;
| Study yure genius, and stick tew mice
"Iet him 60, mi son, sed ~ ancient father
70 big boy, who had caught = yang rabbi: :,
"aud when he gits bigger keteh him agin."
The boy did Rz he WIZ told, and haz besni
lookin for that rabbit ever since.
The world owes all its energys and refine :
ment tew 1u1urys-digging roots for breakfast
| and going naked for clothes, IL the viStswous j
innocence Of lazy savage.
drink WE'LL and sleep we'll, and yet arc sick all
the time.theze are the folks who alwuz enjoy
poor health.
A person with little smattering ov Learn
been sot on short time and then deserted
hy the hen-it Ia spite for Matching out emmy
tiling; .-v
opiDyuns agree with onrs.
Thare IL CRATE deal of magnificent poverty
in our big citys-people who eat klatn soup
ont ov o tin basin with gold spoon.
Ihe place Whar poverty. virtew, and Inv
meet and worship together il the most eakred
spot in this universe.
f.~fa
auz careful.
Pride never forgets itself, mover has play
spell or frolik; it IL still from morning till
night, from top to bottom, like q aled stake.
Thare ant but ,vory Little ginowine good
sense in this world emmy how, and what little
thate IL amt III market-it is held for q
dividend.
+ Those who have uado up thare minds tow
lead a Life Of enjoyment will 6ud the following !
recipee grate help tew them: "To ono
Adversely III poultess which reduces cur
vanity and strengthens our yirtew-even boy
uercr feels half 30 good as when he haz been
SPANKED and sot away to cool
pcIlntIy IL the science ov investin what lit
tic 81 know in one kind ov perfnmery, and in
s,istng upon sticking that under ovory mans
Lieng is like trieing tew hide in = fog, il yu
move about y1lre in danger NV humping ynro
he'd agin the truth, and AZ soon az the fog
blows oph yu are gone epnyhow.
Marrying an angel IL the poetry OF marriage,
hut living with her IL tho proze, aud that is III
we'll enuff il tho taste ov the poetry hain't
spite our relish for the proZe.
The man who lives on hope must pick the
bones oy disappointment.
The devil IL sed to be the father ov lies. II
this IL 30, lie haz got large family, and y
g1atc menEy promising children Amung them.
Life Il like . mug o7 beer, froth st the top,
oil u the middle, and settings at the bottom.
We should liy in this life AZ tho VIC war walk
ing on glaze ice, Liable to fall at emmy moment,
aud tew be LATED Rt hi the bystaudeis.
Men, il they amt too lazy, live aumEmes
till they arc 80, and destroy the time a good
deal ez follows: the fuss 80 years
they spend throwing stuns at
mark tho second 30 thoy spend exam
ining the ma1k tew see whaEe the stuns lit,
and the remainder IL divided in cussing the
stun-thzowiug Dizziness and uussin the rumz-
tizz.
This setting down and folding our arms, and
waiting for something to turn up, IL Just about
az rich . spekulation ~ going out into 400
aero lot, setting down on sharp. stone, with \
pail between cur kneOs, and waiting for = COW
to back up and 10 MIXED.