The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1870-04-07
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face ov it.
But thare il Quite 100 oten put up jobs
in It,
It Is an cid institushioa. older than The
pyramids and az phulI OF hyrogIiphics
thAt nobody can parse
). History holds its tong1e who the pair
Tsaz who first pat on the silken harness,
and promised 10 york kind in it thru
thick and THU, np htll and down, and or
the level, rain or shine, survive or perish,
sink or swim, drown or fote.
But whoever they ,waz, they must have
zsade a COED thirg OF It. or so Inenny ov
their tosfsr2ty would not hev harnesscd
up since and drove out,
1hare IL a CRATE moral grip to marriage
it Is .lhe lneQrtsr tAa. holds the, sooahal
bricks fogeth5r.. @
But their amt 5ut dara fe+t phoIkg
who put their saoasy IN matrimony who
/ coGFa 4es 5o.a and give a good written
opinynn viii on arth they cum todd it.
This ia CRATE proof that it IL one ~
them natref kind ov acksidents that .rhuss
happen, jist az birds Sy ont oy tAe nest,
when they har. Eessher3 eAuH, wHAoat
beina @Eie Fs1 seTs Hhye s.s,
Suah marry FOR buty, and ne7er diskov-
er their mistake this il lucky.
Sum marry FOR money, and don't see It.
SuHg EacE.y- for Ped3grest and feel big
Sr SIX naonths5 and then 1er7 sensiSTy
sum few the conclusion that pedigree aqtg
no better than skim milk.
Sum marry bekaws they ~. b.n Esghs
eaea. susa where else this il a cross
saatcN, bay and = sorfeI; pride nay
make it endaraSI9
Sum nasTr7 for lo7e 7sithout a cen: IN
their pocket nor friend in the world,
ncr y crop ov pedigree. This looks des<
ssrate. 6a 1t is the strength 0o the game.
If marrying for love amt a success then
matrimony IS ded beet.
Sum marry 5ecaa5e the3 thiak w.raaain
wal be scsree Ae..t year, ana I've te Won
der Aow the crop holds out,
Sum marry 10 ge, r:d o. themselves,
and discover that the game waz one that
'tyes sos}a pkay atr and neither win.
Sum marry, rie9 can't tell why, ans
live. they can't tell how. :
Sum marry the second time s~ sst ever
and ihses i 3 gaaablns tes-se--rAe moro,
they pa+ 6OwA' The less t2ey win.
Sum marry tew be happy, and not find
ing, wonder where all the happiness goes
to when it Dies
AsC'ost e7ergHDd5 sets raerr.ed, and IS
3 q good joke: 80
Sum marry n stE5teS and the1 sit do&ri
and think it carefully over.
L Sum think it over careful ftlst i, ard theE.
set down and marry. l;
:RnthtwaysaFc figi :, # they iilit ti3t' ihoSrks
-sSur-. marry rakes to convert them.
This is little risky, and takes a smart
missionary II. do it. Es::-i i',,s
Sum marry eeqretts. z This .u Ike buy
ing poor farm hearty rrortgaged, and
working TIE balance oV yolr days TO clear
opt the mortgages. -.l -
Married lie haz its cilatnrhceas;i aid tits
IL ijnst what gives II its 9are7.- Every
hoddy lu9s teNs phooT with the cilances,. .bAyg
kause every boldly expects tew win. But
am. Authorised tew state r!aat e1arySoddy'
doRt win.
But, after al, '9Ht4ied FIFE IL faip az;
certain as dry goods bzness.
No man can swear e.eacktly WHERE he
will fetch up when he touches calico.
1SiIO IMAM Adti lclt lASl NtldI CdlitS' Ed4S
made up its mind 10 do next.
Calico don't know eTen, herself
|. Dry goods OF all kinds Il the chii6i ov
c:rsdnistansis
Sum never ;ynarr7. but .h;s IL JUST az;
risky the disease il the aa1s,e, with an
other name TO.
The man who stands on the Banks'
Shi7efiug, and dassent, il more apt tew
ketch cold than him who pitches. his. head
, fust into the river
There IL but few vito. hever; n-rafr5 Be-
kaes they iSon't--they al, harksr and most'
oR them, starve with breadl before them,
spread ON bottrsides), ist for the lack OV
grit. m,
lsart5 Iyiii.aIgf il. mi motto.
I F hev tried it, and l knew usiaf an'
taking about
If emmy .bodEasits. Jrl'vltii ySSUu' got mar
ried Gift needs be> tell hln ;'Ou don't re-
colby
Marr.agsiss a. sSfS. way to- gRu,6le-iF
yu win, yu win a. pile. afrlIif yoa'lose, $u
don't lose emmy thing; only ths'pri3ilege of
I living df51rallg alone, and soaking your
own feet. >~,A,ss .sSss,.
l rspeattit liz italics. a1nr7sg' snirgtf -,
1tfierfeiEe bat;on good escase for mar
rrisges>4ntesstiib.an and stfat iz--a seconS h,ur-
piqge New York Weekly
A FURregaa,z-i4hrry BEe3a1S-..tteF- Used
to'thlli of an IrfshuiAn;, who was, seen al
the trenches of Yorktown,, holding his
hand above the carthsvorks:. His Cap.
tain askedi hiln':. A,.,...