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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1870-05-13
LIGHT rIMBEK-Sunbealns.

LiGHT 'fIaIBER--Sunbeau9.
y COOP SIDE SHOW pretty
check.
How many Achers constitute suila-
bic grounds of complaint?
T Seine grocers show their grit by
sanding their sugar.
Can you return my love, my dear
est JuIia?" Certainly, sir; l do not
want it, am sure"
Hurry, mamma" sai11 a little in
nOcent, with his cut finger, " hurry,
it's leaking"
Many men nourish a wicked con-
tempt for cold water. They hate the
bucket, and consequently soon kick it.
\ JerSeyman, in reply to the charge
that women can do no lighting in
time Of war, says his wife does nc TIL
ing else.
\ histrionic party, who had heard
s good deal about the theatre of
WGr," sd gests that the back seats
must be very desirable.
y lngn may be ever 80 poor, he ~.
be ever so unfortunate, but he need
never be hard up for candles so long
as he makes light of his sufierings
The Detroit Free Press finds ano-
tiICr argument against hard work in
the fact that a man recently died
within five minutes after splitting
some wood.
y tradcsmam objected the other day
TO receive from one of his customers
a note at 80 days, on the ground that
nc might die before that time. die ="
exclaimed the customer, "Whu ever
heard of Il man dying within thirty
days"
The follow ing advice j. from IA New
burg paper: Press OF, Young man,
though YOU br poor. We knew Il
you'll wiIU, with only his two haui>
aId row oar. opened q icWclry store.
ami now lac Is living ia fine Stone
residence i'm Sing Sing.
\ smart old lady. being called into
court rs witness, grew impatient ai
Ilty questions put a. he, and told the
.lurlgc HAT she would quit the stand,
for hc was " ally one OF the most ill.,
qui~itivc old gentlemen Size ever did
see"
Tie story ot 1t pau WI!o hAd Il hose
- lurgc hai he couldn't blow il with
out tlse use TT guupowdcr, Is said to
bc Il hoax.
II gcutiumau Inqrric-. She hldy
must hc Wou before she J. in4sried-
uitcrW ards thcy arc boil. one.
e Look hegr. boy" ~Iid u H,ryUu,
Old gentleman :" "n urchin who MAS
>UgaI-,":Hdy a. lecture.
e yuU are annoying m@ cry much.
'' No ;:iu'j, replied ilV urrliu, I'm
this candy.
y little hoy, OIL returning from suit
day school. said 10 his mother: This
is too hard. Isn't there any
Aitty:!iisis.s for little boys"
y gentleman asked Il negro boy 10
take "a pinch Of snuff. No." replied
thc 10Y. respectfully. me tank Won.
fUHlP's Ensc noj hungry
HE-bafi,i-~ Ii were 70 loose you, ,
wuuiG never DC such fool rs lp
marry aguin." Wifg-"It were 10
lose ION, would marry again direct
!. Husband NJ, death would b.
by - least one person. :
v lit Er WhUm :" husband" Ny T.
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Caycndish. the philosopher, iHvari-
ably had Il le" OF mutton for his soli-
tary dinner. On one occasion nc an
nounced 10 lis servant that six gen
tlemen W ere to dine with him OH that
day. What am 10 give them for
dinner calculated the iactUtmn, ia
dismay: one leg of mutton won't do
for six geutlcnlcn.' ''ThCu give them
six leg of mutton :" was tie philO-
sOpbical reply.
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In Cell With a Madman-A Fearful
Experience.

William Brown, who is in our coun-
/ ty Jail on the charge of aiding and
abetting John Baxter in the murder
ls1RRqRault on Denis Flavin, is placed
pccll with a man named Stephens,
mo is awaiting his trial Oh a charge
being the unlawful pOssessOr of
&c wives. Last evening, between
Aud nine O'Clock, Sheriff Grace,
lifting in his Office writing,
~ lnDand cries of murder,
cOulsS11Ot Immediately determine
locality. The cries evidently
i'm the immediate vicinity, and
Imposed it was some parties who
rad got drunk, and were quarrelling
over che election. Acting ON this idea
he proceeded to the front door, and
found all there quiet. He concluded
that the noise. whatever il was, must
be in The Jail. Quickly unlocking the
doors, he talnd that the cries proceed
ed from the cell in which Brown and
Stephens were confined.
On opening the door Of the cell,
The place presented shocking ap-
pcarance-both prisoners were cover
cd with blood, and every article in the
room was smashed to pieces. As
soon as stephens could speak, Tor he
was terribly frightened as we'll as
much bruised and cut, he said that
Brown, who has been laborihg under
delirium since his;imprisonment, got
furiously mad, and commenced an in
discriminate onslaught OIfbim and all
Athe furniture in the cell, and would
undoubtedly killed him if it had
cen for the opportune arrival of
Grace. Brown seriously injured
eli also by daslfing his head
list thc walls. lie was laced in
and his injuries attended to.
luus proved TO have been more
Zhtemcd than hurt lie received
some bruises and scSstches. but no
=. Il
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LOUISIANA CREOLE
AAA9
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increased, and its softnes5 and beauty null
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The Louisiana creole Hair Re tOreI
keeps the head clean, cool and healthy, re-
moves all diseases f the scalp, keeps it free
from DaTdruf, preventc irritation and itch
ing and is an excellent remedy for nervous
and other forms Of headache.
- LOui lana Creole Hair RestOFeI
is not dye, but restores gray hair to its
original color by supply the capillary tubes
with natural sustenance which may u OF be
asSimilated from either age or decay. All
Instantaneous HAIR Dyes are composed Of u
mar causszc, destroying the vitality and beau
ty of the hair and afford of themselves no
dressing, but on the contrary make the haiI
brittle and wiry.
The louisiana CreOl" Hair RestOreT
not only actually rene7gs the hair and re-
stores the natusal color by natural means.
butt imParts to it luxuriant beauty which
it can attain by no other method.
The Louisiana Creole Hair ReStOTeI
ii addition 70 its many useful qualities is ell
egantly perfumed and is entirely free from
greaSiness and sickness, so that tbs finest
linen fabric is not spoiled or even stained by
it. 1t contains no poison TO kill the hair.
out under its continued use, Improvement
is steadily manifested and it never fails &C
give the best satisfaction.
j. B Wilder & Co., Louisville, KY, and
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Wholesale Agents.
Prepared solely by the Proprietors, Mans
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For sale by all Druggists. mar25-em
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G. F. CATIONS
O & u GIL 3 AIS AM

Offering {. T. Cations Cough BalsaIa to
the public, We feel confident that in short
time il viii become fully As popular Is hat
well known remedy. &. a. Fahuestock's
Vermituec. With which VIC have been con
nccted so NAM years. An NC ask il that il
has fair trial, and we have no doubt as 70
the result.
It has proT-i Itself TO be Of yUry great cf-
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Asthma, Whooping Cough. Splitting Of Blood
and other Pneumonia Affections and the
pToprictors feel warranted in recommends
ing il as a safe and useful medicine, and are
prepared to show certificates OF iHliapn liable
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The ingredients of which The Ba.sulu =
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with the most scrupUlous czattitudc and
care. and are, singly OF great benefit IN pu,-
mnnary complaints and the proprictors
feel assured that lift receives q fair trial, II
Will be tho means Of alternating a. vast
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= slight cough, W hicE. il neglected and per-
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CONSUMPTION whereas, timely l:sc OF this
Balsam. with proper precautions il avoid
ing expose 70 damp atmosphere. and keep
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Are 0u troubled With - cough or AL
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but il suffered TO run on. L may end i, -
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MANSFIELD & HLGBEE'S
MAGIC
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Prepared from Rare. Essential Oils,
Extract of CAmphor, Extract OF
AFnica. ChIOrOdyue and
Magnetic Fluid. Chem.
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Magnetic Fluid. Chem.
icailY Combined.
This powerful penetrating fluid is very
different composition from the many Lini
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Our MAGIC ARNlCA LINIMENT pene-
tTates thTou sh all the tissues, muscl;s, and
TO the bone itself, striking at the root Of the
disease, and thus producing reaction which
cannot be brought about with any her Lin
remedy is SO universally attested in every
section Of the country that it needs no fur
ther recommendation.
AS q HORSE L NIMENT, nothing can
equal It. During tie prevalence OF the dread
cattle scourge, CHAkBONE, or ERISlPE-
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horses and mules in the Mississippi Valley,
during the past pear. the MAGIC ARNICA
LINlMENT was the only remedy Of all that
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Every body wants 8 good and ieliable Lin
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have proved unavailing. When used 10
connection with Mansfield and Higbee's
Rheumatic Compound - no case has ever yet
been reported where cure was not effected
in very short time. 1t may 'ruly be said
as It's name imports, that it acts by Magic.
For Sale by all Druggists.
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c A U TION.
FAyORABLY KNOWN 81 CE 1929.

Aud purchasers must insist on having it, it
they do not wish to have an imitation forced
upon them.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1870-05-13

1,0O0,0O0-A millionaire is nenessa-
rily naughty man.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1870-05-13

! The week publish-l
Efty-fFst annual
harry Society Of
Episcopal Church,
IvGseeresting. IL appears
the year of the organization
ietv in 1919. when tho con-
sUHs amounted TO SS23 OF, down
year. when the collections were
SB29, 1853 20, the annual gatherings
have increased from au average of
three-tcnths of Il cent per number in
1919, TO fifty six cents and five tcnths
in 1869 The highest average per
member that the con ributions have
rea ,hed was in 1865, seyenty-cight
cents and onc-tenth. IN the follow
ing year, 1866, the largest coutriUu-
ti0ns ever received by the sOciet-
were made - namely, SGT 1870 so,
about S41 ,2S7 more than last years
collections. The total amount of tie
D. receipt. for the fifty years the society
, has been in existence IS -, 36j, 4oJ 81.
I The general average per year has bech
! Sill, 500 10, md the general average
per member, eighteen cents and nine
> tcnths.
5 The appropriations Tor 1870 are as
. follows: Foreign missions, $220, or, :
? 93; domestic missions and miscella-
= ncou- expenses, S444, 400; TO pay out
. standing drafts not Yet matured,
= SI3G, 49, OF; total appropriations,
/ S8O0.0O0. In our foreign missions we
) have two hundred and fifty mine mis-
i sioaaries American and native, ten
t thousand three hundred and eleven
members, an2sEas 9 ousand nine hum
drcd and e probatiemers. Ill
, (. our dome ssions, the Welch,
German, So lvian, Chinese and
3. Indian. We have three hundred and
thirty.tWO missionaries, twemty-eighi
, thousand seven hundred and fourteen
! members and four thousand nine hun
dred and cighty-siX probatiOners-
: making a total in foreign and dOmcs-
- tic missious.ot five hundred and nine
: Is one missionaries, thiyty-nine thous'
. and eighty six members, and seven
=, thousand nine hundred and fourteen
. proCationcrs.
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tried it, know that it cured them; those who have
not know that it cures their neighbors and friends.
and all know that what IL does once il does always
that it never fails through any fault or neSlcctcC
Its composition We have thousands upon thou
sands Of certificates OF their remarkable cures OF the
following complaints, but such cures are known in
every neghborhood, and We need not publish them.
containing neither calonel any deleterious drug
they may be taken with safety by anybody. Their
them pleasant 70 take, while being purely vegetable
no harm can arise rom their use In any quantity.
internal viscera to purify the blood and stimulate it
into healthy action remove the distractions OF tho
stomach, bowels, liver, and other organs OF the
body, restoring their irregular action 20 health and
by correcting, wherever they exist, such derange.
Minute directions are given in the wrapper on
the box, FOR the following complaints, which these
For IbysPspsfa or IndIgestIOR, ListIess.
ness, LSnguOr ana loss Of Appetite, they
aoh and restore its healthy tone and action,
For liver Complains and its various gymp.
JauaGIIcs or GSreea stcEness, TSIIiOTs
Colo and Bilious EeVers, they should be ju-
action or remove the distractions which cause it.
For Dyseutery or DIarrhOea, but one mild
For Esheunattsm, GROut, Gravel, RaIpl.
9aeiOn OF the Hears, Pain In GIie Side,
taken, required TO change the diseased action OF
the system With such change those complaints
For DrOpsy and DrOpaicaI BweIIinRs they
eouId be taken n large and frequent doses to pro
Qr Suppression large dose should be taken
pEoauceS me oesLrsd enect by sympathy.
3 Dinner Ptik, take one or two Pills 70 pro.
digestion and relieve the stomach. ''0
occasional dose stimulates tho stomach and
% into healthy action, restores the appetite
and 7igorates the system. Hence it is often a6!
yants pus where no serious arrangement exists
ono feels Colerably well, often finds thata dose
Of the4 'ilss makes him feel decidedly better, from
theiF c SSlass aud Teno7atn3 effect on the digsg.
tive az
& co., PrGetleag Chsmisls,
EE. MSS, T.
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Ayers Cathartic Pills,
For all the purposes Of a Laxative

Ferhaps no one medi-
cine is SO universally re-
quired By everybody as
a cathartic, nor was ever
any before so universal
ly adopted into use, in
every countryAnd among
all classes, as this mild
but efficient purEativc
PHI The obvious rea-
son is, thatitis Smore re-
liable and far more cfiec-
tual remedy than any
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Our Cigar and TObaccOsta

is furnished with an elaborate supply of all
graoes. We have in the cigar line the cele-
brated Bob Lee. Gulliver, I. Y. L., Peerless.
Paul Pry, La Perfection, La Reverie, and
the extra fine Owl, besides . great variety
of cheaper grades.
Cur stock of Smoking Tobacco, including
the Shoe Fly, Apricot, Queen of Durham.
&c, &c, fine and common pipes, gar
holders, is the most extensive and wed
ever brought to Pulaski.
The strietest order and decorum viii be
enforced in every apartment Of the este b.
lishment, and gentlemen need entertain no
fears Of being disturbed by bo:sterous or IN
decent conduct.
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CTR DEAD At GETTYSBURG.

sen. Lee REd the Holly wood Memo
riaI AssOclattOu-slAa1ne NeEAe =
By the Southern People.
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SHOES AND BOOTS,

We would be pleased to sue our old frisua
md show our good 3. novI9-d
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In connection with the Drin- ing s -
loo where she best of Liquors, Wines,
Beer, Ale, &c, will always be on the bar, we
have an elegant apartment for Tobacco, CI-
gars: Confectioneries, Fruits, Nuts, Pickles,
Sugar, Coffee, &c, sc.
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Read. Southern men aud W4k
the communication signed 'Nir9
10 lady of Richmond and the Tets
Afrom Gen. Robert +. Lee embraced b
n We can add nothing 30 .hC fore
Shai appeal to The "piou- work
HAT Gen. Lee refers 10. ~ il lands,
unpcrformeI, il j. blot on The heart
Of tlc South. Let it bc wiped out.
Let the cry ia aid of the ''piOus work
90 up from city aud town and hamlet,
from hill and valley, from the press;
B the pulpit and the forum, Without
cca,ing, until the bones of our dead
D heroes on the field OF Gettysburg are
2 ,leccmtly covered with the sod ct the
soil for which they died:
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every man will positively be required to Fay
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LETTER FROM GEN. LEE.

LEXINGTON, VA, March S, $50
My DEAR Mis-: have felt great
interest la the success Of lie scheme OF
the HOLLYWOOD Memorial Association
of RichIaond, for the removal of the
Confederate dead at Gettysburg since
icariu" OF the neglect ofthcirrcmlins
an the battlefield. | hope that -ulli-
cicut funds may be collected by the
association TO accomplish this piou-
work. I feel assured that it will re-
"civc the grateful thanks Of the lHI-
inanc and benevolent. May request
10 apply the incloSed amount 10 this
object. With great respect
and esteem, ] AIN Your most otedicnt
servant. K. T. LEE.
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HUMORS OF THE DAY.

~OlnC NfuI>C7 and aICNGs,
serious iuinrV.-S ST. Pdui DtS1
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To Maze CALICos WASH WILL
InfIIse three giIls Of salt j. four quarts
OF boiling water. put the calicoS in
nile hot, and leave them till cod
in this way the coIors are rendered
permanent. and will not fade by sub
scquent washing. 80 SAYS a lady who
has frequently made the experiment
herself. Nothf can be cheaper aud
more quickly done.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1870-09-08
MnnIsnEREFnRDl

We have often asked this question but
our Democratic friends refuse to answer
us. Now we propose to make public all
we have learned about him. A friend IN
Monroe writesus shat Hereford the Demo-
cratic candidate for Congress 10 this Dis
trict is not a citizen Of West Vir-
GINA; that when the Assessor Of Mon
roe called upon him to assess him. be said
that he was not citizen Of the State,
and that he could not Of right be coupen-
ed to pay taxes in West Virginia; he
has never paid dollar Of taxes since
he has been in tho State; he has no fam
lily; no property, nothing but his carpet
bag. A nice candidate to ask for the
votes Of West yirginiah's. This prince
Of carpet-bnggers docs well to talk about
high taxes, carpot-baggcrs, &c.
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THE WAR IN EUROPE.
McNAHON WITH SO, 900 MEN SUE
RENDERS.
NAPOLEON A PRISONER.

The startling telegram of September Sd
of the surrender of McN1ahou's army 3d.
600 strong was so unexpected as to cause
great surprise. This has, however, been
confirmed by dispatch from Minister
Motley. And Immediately after this sur,
render, the Emperor sent the following
letter to King Of Prussia:
Gas cannot die at the bead of my ar
my l lay my sword at the feet Of your
Majesty. NAPOLEON.
LoSDoN, Sept. At is reported that
Marshal Bazaine, with his entire force in
the occupation of Metz, surrendered at 4
?. IN. Yesterday.
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A MODEL DEMOCRAT.

M. Editor
l am informed that ono Geo. p. simp-
son, requested the Registrar of Waggener
Township. to sit one day at Mason City,
to enable those to register who had not
time to go down to West Columbia; and
told the Registrar that he would pay him
for his time, ifhs would go up TO Mason.
The Registrar went to Mason. Geo. P.
Simpson collected from his brother Demo-
Gratis to pay the Registrar, aud DEM
ocrat at Clifton, paid 50 cents into that
fund, with the understanding that Ger
tain negro should be registered aud inau-
enccd to vote the Democratic ticket; but IL
he would not do SO, then the money was to
be refunded. But Perry true to Demo-
cratic principles aud tue precedent estab-
.lishcd by his party, pockctcd the funds so
collected, and has not paid the Registrar
one cent, at the present writing.
DEMOCRAT.
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HINTS TO THE CHILDIESs sent free
II receipt Of one letter stamp. Addres, .
i BFoorE, 100 Lexington Avenue, New Io'"
apfikld .Gm.
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A DEMOCRATIC LOVE FEAST.

ltr Editor:
On certain occasion their happened tc
meet, Colonel A. and Squire B., both
staunch old Democrats, when the following
dialogue occurred:
Col. A.-Well, Squire, how is our par
ty coming on in your ncighborhood?
Squire B,-Not very we'll Colonel, ]
am afraid VIC are loosing grouudl
Col. A,-Why Squire, how is that? Our
man "Spooncy Softsoddcr" that We have
employed to organize our party, has re-
ported that we were gaining all over the
county, and especially in your ncighbor-
hood,
Squire B,--Ycs, Colonel. be told me
the same thing when he was in our neigh
borbood, aud said that Jim c., Dave r.,
and others, were going with US, but when
l talked with them. l found it was not SO,
the fact is, every man that talks pleasantly
to "Spooney," lie puts him down, as one
Of our party, and that won't do by q long
shot.
Col. A,-That's bad news indeed, you
must give 'en moronigger, Squire.
Squire B.-The niger won't servo us
much longer. / tried Jim O., with the
Sumner bill, and I found it wouldn't do;
his boys have been going to those id free
schools, and can read for themselves, and
Jim c., told me that it was all bosh. l
tell you Colonel, our party is gone up for
ever, if we can't break up these id free
schools! Why Dave r., told mo that his
boys and girls were as good as my sons
and daughters, and Dave only owns one
hundred acres; tell you Colonel, (bring-
ing down his gold headed cane) that We
must break up these d-n free schools, or
the country is ruined.
Col. A,-Squiro, there is too much
truth in what you say, We can't use the
niger much longer, you will have to go
it on heavy taxes and extravaganza; if the
niger won't fetch EN-.
Squire B.-Taxes, be d-n, didn't 1
try the tax dodge on Tom X, and what
do you think he told me, why he said that
bis son had read in paper that all of our
members in Congress had voted against
reducing the United States taxes, and
made fun ofme, by telling me l had better
read the papers.
Col. A, We'll, Squire, things are 60
ing from bad TO worse. wo sacrificed our
power when We allowed the laboriug man
and mechanic to vote, aud now the d-n
Radicals, have introduced them id free
schools, and arc educating tho laboring
mans, mechanics and small farmers chill
drcu. Squire its too bad. It makes me
mad to think about it; lets likcr. That's
one glorious Democratic privilege left US
by the id Radicals, anyhow. Q.