Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-12

scribe on EN- the Ladies Nv Ameriky-our
Country's Hope" These banners must
be keerfully packed and sent to our COM
| mittees in the Southern States, where the
id beasts are all voters, and hold the
balance Nv power" - ..~ ,~.~.
~~" 1t shall be done," sed the artists,
amazed at his invenshun."
"Take thousand Nv them niger faces,
and soften the complexion to the Chinese
color"
at can't be did, sed the head artist,
"the black is too intense"
cha so it is; butt hev 1T. There is
thousands Nv banners on wich is mulatto
| faces with the inskripshen: "The Result
| of Radikel Rool." Take em and change
| the feechers to the Chinese pattern, put
pig tales on their heads and shoe-hammers
| in their hands, with strings ov rats over
their shoulders and puppydogs running
away from EN- in affrite, and send EN- to
Massychoosits, Connecticut and Cali
| forny."
q The caricatoor Nv Chase and the
greenbacks, wat kin we do with them, y
sed I.
"Do with -" he ansered, "change
the caricatoor to portrate, and under the
greenback write, "In this sine we con-
ker LEand send EN- West. wish that all
our work wuz ez easy ez Chase has made
this"
"The Horris Greeleys kissen the niger
wimen, wat shall be done with them," l
askt. . e1 CT - n
Improve Horrises feechers to suthin or
dinarily intellectooal-softent the wenches
face, and for an inskripshen write The
era Nv good teelin hez come and send EN-
South. Half NV the banners inskribed
Free Trade and down with the Protect
i've Tariff, send jist ez they are to the
West and South the other half must be
doctored a trife. Rub out the first six
words, leaving only Protective Tariff
and send EN- to Pennsylvany, Moo Eng
land, and sich Congressional Deestricks
elsewhere ez are largely interested in man
ufakters."
$50 far so good" sed I, "but there is
thousands NV banners protestin agin
drafts and SIGH, wlch we reely can't afford
to lose. The muslin onto which ther
paints d is ez good ez new, and its pity to
throw EN- away"
"Theres no need Nv THROWN Nv EN-
away, or even wastin paint and labor on
EN-. Send EN- jist ez they are to the in
| terror counties Nv Pennsylvany. The
Demcratic central committees in those
counties probably know that the war Is
over, but the rank and file of the party
don't, and these II do to fire their hearts
ez well ez anything else. See that all this
is done, and. be very keerful to pack and
send EN- per direckshuns"
Ez soon ez the artists he'd fnisht their
work I packt EN- and thankt heaven that
tejus work wuz off my hands, but little
did / antlsipate the sea Nv trouble into
wich he'd plunged myself and the COM
mittee. I he'd two assistants to direct the
| boxes and the committee sent us demi-
| john NV 1ikker for refreshment. We re-
fresht perhaps more than wuz prudent,
considrin the very delikit nacher Nv the
work we he'd to do, and with recklis
stoopidity directid the boxes at random
Ez mite have been expectid, the banners
intendid to capcher the niggers in the
South went to Southern Ingeany, where
| they stone nigger lovers, ano the carica
toors NV niggers intendid for Southern
Illinoy went South. The Free Trade ban
ners went into Pennsylvany and the Per-
tective Tariff ones into the wheat States
Nv the West.
Every box come back, and sich letters
ez accompanied them The Pennsylvany
Committee all ssd that ef Free Trade wuz
Ixooly made a part Nv the Dimocratic
creed they wood swaller it, but it wuz a
dose for EN-, but all the rest cussed us for
a set Nv ijeots. A niger in South Car;
| liny, WITCH, our people down there had
capchered, opened a box (Which should
hev gone to Injeany) containin
the most horrible caricatoors Nv his peo-
pie, and read the letter wich we enclosed
| in wich we urged the, Central Committee
4 to fite the battle upon the one ice that
Triggers wuz apes and wuz. entitled to no
rites whatever! He indignantly wantid to
know" eff this wuz Dimocricy!" The
Committee man in Injeany, who shood
have got this box, got one instid full Nv the
picturs of the improved Greeley kissing
the improved female Niger, with the in.
skripshen 9The era Nv go1d feelinis come. y
andfhe indignantly .wsntid to know sci
this wus Dimocricy?" and SO on all
around. .
This thing Nv hevin dozen sets Nv
principles may hev its advantages, but !
kin swear that it hes its perplexities. The
Committee wus immejitly called together
agin to take sich steps ez they kin to
nOotralze the effects Nv the blunder
| Wat they ken do in the matter the Lord
only knows. Ayl AA~
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