The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1870-10-29
VARIOUS ITEMS.


Text for a brewer-IIe brews Xxx.
The total population of Montana il
| 2O,500.
Footprints on the sand of time-cows
feet.
The oldest tops in the world-moun
tain tops.
The second city in Michigan is Grand
Rapids-16, ,5S7
The sentry's challenge at Paris -IIu-
go's there.
A. Shakespeare is editor of paper in
! kalamazoo.
! The retnrn Of the cattle plague is fear
ed in Ensland.
There are said to be 600,o0O,o00 dogs
| in the United States.
Men born blind cart be carpenters,
because they never saw.
The only persons who really enjoy bad
health are the doctors.
1t takes fifteen cents postage for a
| letter to Brazil from this country.
4 Chicago daily paper has an enthu-
siastic column hesded "Our Murders"
In Pittsbnrg couple aged 16 and l 5,
have just got divorce.
The English papers all print feeling
euloglums Of Farragut.
\ "gentlc, sobbing, soaking rain" is
what they had in Indiana.
BY tic new charter Ct San Antonio
Texas, faro is prohibited.
Love is described by Beecher as the
diameter Of the Divine nature"
Nearly every city of Europe has a
charitable Home for Consump,iyes.
The census demonstrates large in
crease in the population of Missouri
An English savant is constantly Gu
deavoriuS to prove that the earth is fat.
Four and three quarter pounds is tie
weight of u champion Georgia egg plant.
A man aged Sc is cutting u new set Of
teeth in New Orleans
Tonawanda tIll.) has just decided to
become city by u vote Of - to f.
The contentcd man is never poor-The
discontentcd never rich.
Two fiiths Of the starch made in this
country it is said is manufactured in
New Hampshire.
The coored men of Wilmington, n C.,
are about to establish literary assoeia
ton in that city.
Rosa Bonhcui is engaged i'm paintipg
the fasorite dog of tie Emperor IL of
Russia.
There was u doll baby's wedding at
Edsefeld ('fenn J, the other day. Sew
eral hundred little girls were present
In Texas husband offers $1,000 re-
ward, aud no questions asked, if the mau
who took away his wife will return her.
Artificial India rubber is made for
twenty two. cents a pound in Paris, and
Is said TO be as good as the real article
\ lady who had repeatedly called her
little boy to come in aud say his prayers,
was somewhat taken back BY his asking
h. r if God was iu much Of a hurry
Another Pittsburg minister is under
cloud. lie has been driving his wife out
of doors and making it lively for her in
various ways.
The Olympia Tribune says \. S. Hill,
a Chchais valley farmer, harvested six
acres of wheat this season, aud realized
sixtysi bushels rer acre
An Adirondac native, at Saratoga,
seeing Broadway belle driving her pha-
eton, with the negro in livery behind |
remarked THAT negro must pay that |
nice looking girl a pile to drive for him"
In Austria, asbestos, boiled in wax, is
used wick for kerosene oil lamps. |
aud being, as its name implies, incombus-
tible, thus prepared, it lasts for fully
year
The Dales paper is Of opinion that
same as it does dogs. 1t has had several |
chickens siekcn aud die lately, and con-
,ludes that it was caused by their eating
salmon.
The la Grandc Democrat says trouble |
from bad indians is feared 10y the settlers |
on Eagle creek sGood Indians in
he frontier sense never give trouble, ex
sept it be to those who bury them.
a woman iu Radebere, Saxony, in the
asst stages of consumption, whose hus-
band died lately, has confessed that she
poisoned him, because she knew her
Heath was imminent, and that lie would |
hen marry second wife who would NAL
rcat her children.
An Irish lady at Troy, teacher in Que
# the public schools, tortured a class Of
,oung girls by suddenly inquiring if they
could tell the name of the first woman.
)nc Of the little ones, more forward than
he rest, advanced to the front of the
lass and replied: .Nvell, we don't know,
ma am, what her name was: but anyhow,
he wasn't Irish y
|
Kossuth Gives it Up kossuth has
leclined to serve as Deputy in the
Parliament The affairs of
hungary, Austria, Italy, Rome, France,