, 1870-11-06
TIT.BITS.


T1r-BlTs.
Wien is iton she most ironieal: wi.en i. j.
i raiI,s.
Figaro says that If "whatesor i. i.
right it follows logically that whatever isa'r
is right aiso, Which makes things nice su
Il fellow alout 10 b eentcuced to death
stspTea the roundabout legal formula OF thu
C. ust ~ith. "Nsvas mind tba 'bituary jndss.
let's 60 Gu with the snuera1.''
One of tho nliserss Of fife Is to ba beaten
IN an argument. and Immediately aftarxard
to niak Of some expression which would hare
totally annihilated your opponent.
-An American editor cautions his tall read-
era agsinet kissing short women, as the habit
has rendered hln exceedingly round.shonl-
deta<l.
Tie following speech is attributed to
rnemtes Of the legislature OF Penns5ivauia
~ know wimnn, Mr. Speaker: I say it in no
do with um. THEY'RE useful cla.s. and
and, get: with the best Of 'en you may have
a little sirl, when her fa:hsrts .abls was
ve1y earnestly at the 1rst pause IN the con-
1ezsat1on. Her father checked her rather
tsit much "Tsase y rse :: 'ena do. en somssn =
say. was the innocent reply.
xo-ths ,nytn-, ~ na.G, Tn1 1;,s, n1es ~
."n.. "t.;a - s:i;as ntl.o iHas' Suu
evening, while walking with her papa, the
neon moon attracted neE attention! upon which hs
asneu aS ne1 y sn9 Hou!u Nks ts 10 play "ith.
aa1a aai;aS Sta'e.y ae"oela1'4s .ne qaesuoh. sue
Tat n1 h,,as g; e; 'pa papa =, AM a1fao anould
-Nodesty in woman is Ike color on
her cheek-decidedlJ becoming, il not put
On ............
When dressed for The evening, the girls now-a-
s.asss' asss' .,,n, -, ,,.a.. ~ ,,.r, ,
None hlame @ tscu,~for " % Via, Il ~ e9en,n. ,rr..
1aas 80, n:,:AN :A1s = sa'1'a '.' H'e'
f On .n1 G, oAS G OK % nls marriage, - ftrs: Ley
,t"ra ,na, ~ o.s 1ani'S. need never e1pect to be
i'o ie.r,,oa d,,.o. b., .;.,. ~,
49,. - a;ns. 1eafneo aoetof Pa gwen h.s OPINION
that i'Sht-laenG y public benefit. ina5ranch
a. it KILLS Oh al the foolish girls and leaves
ahe WISE ones to grow into woman-
Ole Bull used to relate the following: EIs
ha.i oesn 1t Dounyhrook> when he Vas at
tent. He entered and sssd to tho player,
My good friend, do you plav ty note ~
"Divt note, SIR" t.Do yo,, play by ear,
then =. ..Nsvor sn ear; your honor :. How
jabers."
-'Punctual met. esrs Mr. A. Nanl, 'aro
n,li4ances, Whera their hoart shGuia best
they have Only clock ticking. Your doctor
is lie the Ncw England DOCTOR I tcit about
sometimes. He Wse very ruuctual, When
cs1th fell on her coffin everybody around cried.
All be did T4s to take out his watch, took xt
time. ard say: . 'Well, we've Eos he. unasr.
eoss;on Tc ,.s q ,t ;st "'1, BE ss'pt,t,
her I" J.ck No but r knnw sfrf Nbo
,uva her cpmple1ion ar the s.rna 5,nra Al
ehicl, Miss Smith buys hsrt.'
Ler Email charge for a dollaf. Shell send H :ns
dol,tr ia TOMORROW.
=, Do yon see anything RIDICULOUS in Til.
wig :" said brother bsrister to Curran.
.t Nothing hut the head. be renlied.
~; a a.a Ea1 ,,s, shS lately sh2t s and Killed bosin
tic deed said be did It IN Iasrcev to the how.
wbo ctherwj.o might have iile6 nainY;tf
seat, from cho,era % norbus' e'e1 p"4D3sH
The spsniards have a saying; "At IS
to her eaua tt 50 to ANYBODY that rill hsys
her" ~''se wa A1'o
"A melting sermon being nr,.ched in
country church. al Went excent one nan
the ret, "ob," said be. IL % belong TO to ,
anuther church ~ e ~
an old bacSelor. :. n The nse.n % ~ snsoc1, 3n
woman. becauee it il IN organ witI,ouf ntot,a
WIZ IL The letter i liko = nrnd,rsi non /,
Decauss II m,krs n. n,rt Ao = F'oe'se' SUI
-f;,ca : :. ~, ,a;,r r. de-. c,.-, +,a.
Ifaye yon anxmessaeas ~ t,hnrIotto. ..T ro,.
der how vo,; can F;s;t sIas ,1rs,;1foi ~
Give her nv 1oSe" Liza 1eao'"' so1
-. And 20 yon'ra hn;,;1,op a .ou1 VILLAGE. .r.
you,~ ssij the ecclesisstic. henionIy. and
lhaib tue church Hut why haven't YOU
made. The narson ?" wa Mani d,rt
enoUeh. repiiel the infant t;ilcs. The ~.
erepd ceutlemaa con,inued hi. rsmhla.
-Ths n.v.J n -, s.ra.sI -o...,
since: m.ster of = srat,o1iss sn;sco.i c}'s.s,
in Western Nav Yn,E. nnrinn 6;s se-ran,,
On Lot sumsners aun;,ar mnen;nc Rrn,har
sns1or NV on. ~ rs WIZ; 'no.us nsPAnos .Ia
chnteh one ., .e .s oe's, @smbesa q t5e
nnnssd md cs,is5 npt t.Rrc,1or odumsn5 A,,ssnG
xxi1i Won nlesse tn onen tta .4indnsx fsnro =
l,it1s nhrs;cisns aar i IL rcrr rn,,saI,,,r -
slepn ;n = cinaa .rGor - Tpa h-othn-' 80
+ sEanst, .nS 'c,.,DIs1, 4' o4"lno' "~s
"rni N1n ri onn -,o,tc;aa ~ w. ,,,
.,,onu ~ ponues M u .l n.s .asutanee' the.ers
sIenx hSs. = ether Questions ossu1
II nSinn - ~, ~ X o. moeTe.3 s1,3
up m anp1icasinn nsde ~ ia I.th. WHO no ntts ~
i;r,nc ~1is re.~ .nI II, nre 4,at e.
arenf' ~. s1's1es - ~ ths "a s,,o.;na @ " ang
e. hsd 81 az .so.nt i, sus anu iaaMeo
sas1ph,t St d1hinSss H. snenr SnG!e t oa, feeling
came Of = yary toas.3;ra.i fsm;1x .ob ~ ~na 1nr