, 1870-10-30
TIT-BITS.

TIT-BITS.
\ Young man Il Ohio recently openeI a
clothing store, aud was sent to jail for it,
Reason: The clothing store belonged to
another mau.
Two Irishmen wers travelling, when thsy
etopred to examine Eui.1s-board. -tTxcivo
miles 10 Portland" said one- s'Just six milss
apiece" said the other. And they tradgea
"A girl now seems al head " Yaz, i'll YOU
:aik 30 her. growlel Clover
-Wlst bad habit doss man contract wien
he falls in way Of rraisiug .ersrytldn; aud
ever, body: He takes to laud' Il m.
= \ veIr intelligent lady. relating tho i2ci-
deE:s OF Fer recent trip 10 California. eaia:
We had ono cle1g, man nluug. Int lie Lc-
havcd ver! we'll; no ono would h.ye suspect
cd ham Of beInE pEe4cher:"
crofsed the led Sea {" asked SnrerinteaI-
e1t Ct sunday School. !" They Jried tno.l-
selsc..." saia eh1ill-yoiced little E!rl.
A cuic young wife SAYS: "Whcn waut
asice SNUG day all to myself. tell George
de.r 1nother il coming. aud then seo pol.-
= ln a recent t1isl OF Cause in reish.,c.-
ies .ouAt.. for assault au.i battery, the cu1n-
sci saia. II will now introduce au eyc-w,t-
uess e. the sna,a' ansis' samuel Sun,h wh.s
- acar," said mother to Lea lausl,-
ter, Nln lIsd been taking j nap before d.esa-
irg sef AZ c;enng party, you nacan't rua1-
raI:.' your hair. You couldn't ruaks it look
ally te:ter il you tiled"
y lcdsiog-l.ouss keeper a1scr.ises t.to
fur. !sh &. n,lemen With pleasant and COM
ftr,ai is ruuuls; also, Que ur TWO Gea!lsnan
viii: WIVES.
-savslust Ei!p, says an old physician,
w.n!d et!sctnaliy cure many OF the diseases
wuulu make his oan sawdust.
Pa. al cannibals people, that iivs on
other fotks:" ''irs. nly leaE." Then, IA,
uncle George must lie cannib,l, 10. ma aaya
ut always living on somebody"
4 Western coraelia thus materna'lJ ad-
arc now fifteen years Of asct Engaged to be
married, and Without f1eckIs ou your face.
have Ione my duty"
1t is related tbar AZ sou1e friends OF Camp
bell, the suthtr Of t'1Iohf den, wcro ie.y-
i1glis 1ocn, after y 1ate supper, ono OF tho
nIn:ter h1d tile misfortune to fall down
lops eight Of stairs. Tho poet. alarmed b7
tue Eo;ac: ofened tie aoor Aud Inquired,
whats that ?" . 'Tis !, s,r. rolling rauidY,"
Was 1hs iTsmSaiate 1 rely Of his fallen friend.
widow OF that place has Just celebrated hsS
wooden wedding by marrying hlockhead
| An n1chin beiug rnuuked for wes1in; on.
! his stt eklnEs at the toes. replied tha: il
CefAIh - W AS5l'EA-- AON3 NI1E5&Gu A1u uee1a
| didn't
,-Ieeh Ei!iings says that .*Oao OF tue l,.rd-
ctt 1llnEs sor emmy Hau t. do, Is t. fail
down on tie ice when,t il wet, an1 :hea yst
! VI, cid rraze the Lord"
\ Fifteenth Amendment :yceEni in Boston
IL debating TIE question. SIS Co, bi,eu
Lind legs OF lie gr:nna = ''' @''S
--Ths 1ssies co.rp.-in that they a:o 20.
M tic ccu:us-tnke:s. aua arc tolo in ron5oll-
ton tLat they make tho census passisl..
Why il watch Dug DiSses br riyut titan
| ~ Iay: Eecause ha IL let out 4. hight 1,l4
tax, u in in the 1nor.ins,
Why is one Of tho indefinite aztisses liks a
rel: to questions Because it Is NJ IN sir.
Juba's solution Of this theological prohl,m.
IT'D; eunded by lis wife: Johl, do you
think VIC II Know each other ia Heaven - .of
course; DO sou think we shall bc lisgsr foaIs
| there than herc: ,
d.'s srowY brow. Served hin, right.
Two physicians in consultation ut tia bad
| side II pattcnt disputed as to ttla u,iuro Of
tue dseafe- AT last one Of th:n, ended tl.o
ouu way now, hut iha Iosf-asor;e,a viii sLow
:lat l am right The patient Wa. not much
encouraged.
| "A young man having ma.riel an hsircas.
s'id that it wasn't the tacn CT his wife tlat
struck lin TO much AZ Ecr figure
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s,..,,,nea tne u sIaa Iao 'ase" Tie iossse 1t
1,oHssei t.o1.;nnatia ~. lsIa .r ,,..,.,
o,, ~ 49, 80 "as assos=u alEi1se
se'..r ~. ,s.4 W.. .em ulosnus slee. on us
o. ,;., rassoiIeu ~ 4e1 eh1Shon' an
s..-Ises.s l. ~. a. nuase. VINO ha! cfawsea lnto
az i';,' "aus T.. cco q !hat teminlne saornmsnt
S1s .Isn3S ..s JSIes Ia e.ep. otai Ete1s Young
lazy rho'ao raI. seer Gay ~ neg ,Shignon.
.,one. xor ~. ~.1 n'sue,ao.o s . Il tings are mae
,;,tet ~" n:sst ses t"4 " .nsnt tosslaei.
,e.,; ..,f .a9s .a9s =, WESTERN tsnpstTaato
~ ~ a anu ! s.s:tsss, c,ael - y
S.;ssa 49, ~ er ana r 80. .s. ~ nate 4;
.,,n1, q, sTc11s .r1 1st s,,,.e ~ ustu G.aes.
snus. ~ 1ne NJ n. w. sa un ean ~
~ ,l,c r,.ntc 's" "Aaoot ''s lo'so
ia ;ro.no.o ,eass.,,r,
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n.:.e. nj ;,st,.rte. ~ !,-n;, o'1A- A''@''
Nj t:os,h Is. ,,,sro;o,, Hi9ta IT,
traw ,,,t ,Isr .A11 ao-a a.ss... -'1ts1 "sno.
sron ne hc sr;sa Ssr er' uea"s 10 o' 'o''co -
seoI rn,ta =. ~ s!Isa 1s..
~ 5-a.t ~ 't1leI rom it2u1s 10 lah'c
ues1Ass, oe.I, never gaze the a9sGt1 y
creature tie sitshtest encocrs cement. DID
sag enc evening, thought tie ht'ie sandy
eoSee acous Mobn!erlck we're charming esl"''
cisli* one The icea.-of his thinking Hhs
allostins 10 hlEa )!