The Sweetwater enterprise. (Sweetwater, Tenn.) 1869-187?, 1870-01-27
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care you fond of stoungpsusirm 81
was always fond of toupge, ,amadam, and !
like it still" ias4sa6 isem e'Ii ii hasssg
Why did Adam, when aTohe, find the
day very long : because itnwas always
morning without Et6. .sa'sfuf a'ii go''.ief a
/. -; n, lnemfirvsfo ell n
Retort- One saying to another GYou
speak foolishly," he answered, SIT is that
y9a, nay tP..I understand 9p me" "sidT-.es.s ossl
sGently the dcws are o'er me stealihg,s'
as the man said when five due bills were
presented him at one time. (ai'g]9' e
Why is it probable that King Charles !. ].
consented to be executed Z Because they
axod him whether he would o., not. Il,
A schoolmaster said to himself, "Tgam
like hone; sharpen a number of blades,
but | wear myself cutiu doingitp
Why does the letter b in the word ju-
bilee resemble a'secret known only to us
two Because it is between you and |.
A coquette may be compared to tindcr,
which lays itself out to catch sparks but
does not always succeed in lightinga match.
Z Why is man searching for the philos-
ophars stone like Neptune? Because ltc
isa soaking (soeking) what never existed
According to the laws of retaliation,l
what right have you to nick, an iaHiFtsi
Pockdta Because he has pisturesi(p (piskedl
yours.) .1 !. s,isfa lesnajaiI
A young lady being asked whether she
would wear a wig when hepshair turned |
gray, replied with great eanestness. ooh
no; Ill dye frst-P'--~sv. So
If New York is l0S miles from Albany,
how many ladies would it take to reach
from thence to New York; Aus. l08; be-
cause miss is as good as mile, r ~.
81 wonder this child don't go to sleep,1l
said an anxious mother to a female friend,
"Well, i DON'T" replied the lady, sits face
is. 50 dirty it cannot shut itsseJesIpali a7ev
IA young lady intending to paint her
cheeks withrodgo, put alpthe paint on her,
nose ,and did undiscovered her error tihtif
she was requested to "sign the pledge" \
Theodore Hook meetin,e 4 friend inst.
after leaving the Kings Bench Prsen, ,who
said to him that he was aetting fat, . az es.
renlied Hook was VI 5l enlarged to'dayD ID
~ 3t'-S. .,..s 49, Z. -
toner tbe fotmdr said, ssplI Ijje tyotr,bpes
no lonrern nWitH all NV heart ,asaid the
latter, II neyer-likedpan empty ope.n
,,w, .s1sQs d. p8stse4
Nv nat name -do you lnte@u rH m . gye
friend Yesterday ssWelly bs.bs1 as feTti-
ble sore ewes, I believe 7 shalI tsIlnhiihi
Isaacp feyes.achel.a agfaaraa liaEoJ" OF
,o,, - NJ boas,,!gJ hag
"p9 you understand . "a, me nQFssteF}241i
at Sr whose lose head a Se tIrex Il sibnf,tanS IN Il
have aot an ipk-linIab dfWNbhat fNbht YOU mean y re- =
nlied ibe bovi vi1d'd y fI.To q - ..,@
pa 91'll1 1.yl !, s21, .sJ.
a person was rcnl@rklng tne o,nor eay, 3
.rsr,, tb;nS y said h;s friend amWbGI
what ;s not ~ j., ,sWomorln ooh ovIs +
forgot[,ro,aa a,ris alwavs Jsorn ~ Il
~ =" -, 1,.iggo1
u wonder you never take a oatn IN the
iti # Z on one tEe uest fOs 'f tSinas % in the word
to nromote health naMv dear follow pick
|;les dop,t agree with me ~ T75 Tal Sff
.r H., .rjiy.rs1f, ao'eld 2
"a man IN NeW Hampshire, W9o Accord
ing 70 the pess lnl9fm@t!Gns b 7 4y0 years
tobacco because ll,cs.iits s.iits effects are ipiurious,
and il tends to sh6pft1ean life y "l..' XXX. \.
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\ The son OF alfond father, @nsn gong {, 70 70
war, PtGn'.ssa 10 pEI mo,"y ,e al;oS oSq .I 0
one OF 1ne enemy. aiS Pafehs fepiiiea, i
Tout q head yIpr6yid9dyou come home safe.
InI < .,s9..ssu. Ia any.A i.ahsug 8
- y ff,aisley pallIIle, l. IN speakihg q one q
hls cGadlurors IN once whom ne thoagGs
little "crackeG' said' III tney uont
Keep the raz9ES ifae thats ~ = ee lleamhlie
~ gSiss59Si : : ,fT,},sa Ss -" ''',
I slam as tired asaniold horse HtobserS-
ed theeditor Of the Dublin Mailtoa friefa
the other evening. HNowonder5 ebseerv-
ed Mccarthy, when you havoTbecnimpl6y
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