, 1870-01-09
TIT BITS,

l.. Character, aad thn9 burglary had' Been
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q TIT BITS.
Il TIE Partisan children sra Known to ba rdo -utt
nr pfecocious IN Europe The other day little ID
6e 6e ought nor 70 read. szs surprised b. ner Eotn
I, ,n Mno 81 her quietly concealing volume Nni
ss sa 'sR s5ssdDS VI
B5s n..oi5 He1 ~ Il, I'D 9!as' yea get IL I
"a @ sntsts tns: Enaie'. seIJ,", replied tho naug1
d little den otselle. IN her confusion
d tintn .oEen . riRhss necttnR BY genLe al
,. emciaL AnEos'snman present said ns suppose
q Zee oi0cAt Waa Ausa-heT-"
il Punch repu1s this conTersa.ou: First Collie
coeee "a tspo1ses nSaaa assa ,11n aEo IT seco.
At ien ought 10 hss1 ey ssl % sses2i, LUZ ''eSs 70
T. kIho Pans tt7sro publishes the following liter
seen tonrstore win tie ,usc1totioo: ners i
70 T. 8, who killed h,mself with = Co1t's reyoly
q nns1s % snsisnt nauern. ne pest Instrument #
u she manufacture cf tnese weapons pDys q iars
% SUI .n'ny a1nsny 70 ske 1tdoa fos in,s epieaDn"
ed neatsnaIs 9sroy9.Josa Pteni1-onee hal
), @ naasrs wagon past Barry l. Pasten's- on Mon
'Tee. s41 ans,sso with Aao I
q 1us Up. "A baked eaRle," saaf' Pnaa1x. m
Z onIeH scoEled. mufrered, ane was driving on
Mhs1 ps,1y: ia ~ n.eosa:se tape, o:ue.sa h1
aIeai paIstsa on That wagon III have you eonssoaf
, Jo.n Billings .a,s coanah are better ,nsn mn,
Prentice sayi man var the chic. cons,dcsat,,c
a. ne GIea1on- Woman was only q Eide ,sk ne ;
, | The London correspondent Of q Scottish con.
temporary beRtos bis Last et.er a. follows; aThis
sd na9 neen gsy Eeek for 1ae cockne,s: Last sat
DAY here were TIE weddin = of ihe r.o csurnters
OF Inc Duke OF Abercosn Ic the hetr Of the Mar.
On uesasy M T1sl iooTsa sne o
10y, a;, ara me Tesk unishod ssste4tio5 vfth VI.
A huge pct.iueu nirten nss BEEN focu,, at Fort
Am and II L. supposed to hare been rnas which
a french senator, who tends to ube.nl.atu. coz
suited DF. Neason On some die1eu1iy il nts bad
l. ael. ane 1urReeo u1Hed Tho E.retMtJ OF an opeza-
Eon: aHnfrJ 1nen, y satd the patient, 'Ieat nay
Icons lavorlte ag1rel ''>pe'
The gnu Is 1ne onJ animal thea a never old.
.ttH te, tetes ahder steps-"aigh Life below
= Boston paper thinks naming row Of lot, In a
snputean cemetery after Physician was u ques-
ASsw E. York landlord 'oudly calls for b1ood--so
| General Smith, IN Congress, vh,e dellee.,ue
nos q ,ss 1nf P51,5 snsschs. Tor which s was
pses sa1 e =. sptss s tos
| "fet," Ieplled the great kentuul;nn, tsund IT.
seems you are resolved 70 speak sus your audtcnce
Young iadles OF the lover parlorr ls wins. the
KITCHEN glrls Of boston call themselves.
SnL
Augusta, Ga, 10 examine INTO the condlsion or
aplneah9 lot Charity, reports Of ono Of the
WSoMen thas "tne don't NEED mel, but wanta
NJ. 1easc. in his ~Anecdotes Of Dogs" sa,s.
~ Curious 1act that ooRs can count time.
naa Nhtn boy, a :aTot1te terrier, Which alway9
thst he attracted too much Of my attention. Of.
terNa1d. Trim concealed himself every sunday
church, o1 found him under M seat In lie neqs
Af. southey In his 'OnnlAnA informs rs thu hs,
q a9g T,a ,o 'F90sns ga @
h. refused 70 eat any meat on Friday"
MAMachueus boy offered N ola mhid, swen- |
mo.T ard be had 10 psy il. '' Ivy oe1s'
wooau said Of ners wso md abused 6er 70 al an ols
maid tlI WHO hzd 1epruacned her for marrying him:
TO ee 1uIe. he Is not IS good a nuAotnd as he
Gnsn fssn 10 ~ but he powerful sght better
Jmts has been .ndn1Gng too frequently IN A.
ne beg gp,.e1. s9ys Jlnfs: II know ,you--If
afs oa sh ne Of ,ssiscssp asS Anh
inn1meEane u ~ zg zass As he goes, leaving hh aas
An Ergiish landlord sers tue following comfort
tg messaEn to his ste ard 10 Ireland: :. Tell me
tsn1nts M that no 'hfeats TO shoot you will terr1y
The lea1t!eture OF WJcmlrg, ssys the San Frau-
CISCO sses Letter. has passed an net giving women
ol The esass ovel he wor1 ., 1ps
la1ed Into an universal grin Not 70 .1ast, dail-
ings: u VIA mere concession to convenience,
ineabitanta IN Of the sage brush plains oy Wyoming
hn, ~ a1es, aliss ga conee sacf. with holes in the
tu'es tne simpe atitre q these pmtiTs 1o,ss, and
It L impossible for the Jndges ol Electon to d.
through the troublesome process OF washiog ihsif
faees-Nh'ch Is alwaJs resented "a al insetier-
death. As similar conditions do not obtain in auy
1sss q reform III g1ow 'fo this lsse aeora oi
"Pspa," satd M Browns youngest 500 tue
on otaeI 7 csJ. "can 50 to the circus ~ NO ny
Jou a1e good boy viii take you TO See your
srTapd9osne5S Tsd E E1svs this aisernoou."
per er1st s,seaded:" ,sddp"'s1'' sA'' many OF The up
harp 90 the saeees '"1 SeS ass
cnaEse san IN moussay vsiue-A span,ah Crown Ia
- The Hidden Rard' IL poaalAr play Nth |
Western gnmolerA 1t contaius The lnree mtsung
acknowledgement ueaas love, among
me Cpoeta.a nH.sa Anoat anywhere else Il would
a friend oneted u some max 70 drink. x-l
replied that milk had been o1slostefu1 10 him frnm
fss ne eaIhfss IT @ 5seeestion BeDs pressed 70 par
ne asssi ssia 3 n smiling rapidly thought sss
Aadame Olympic Audoratd has put her Mormon
adventures into book. Aueog other anecdo,es
eired caage her .aiih beeaose ssid a sSe Hns
nare had French husband-thas Is to say, l I
sn9. s.2. 6sG y eIpeenee ALREADY, and
!. It would b. Welt II all passengers could keep |
tnentelves as nrmiy aloof rror1 excttenen: in r
ltlsrd tnow descended full Of yeara and horors to
his GraIel did on tic occa4lon or race between !.
Two coutend,ng steamers on one occasion Ia Log ,
re AY Y74rr r(nrz z5f7I / &
70 visible advantage On eltner side fot great dis
taI ee and groups Of excited per1ona were on the
]. ap1 9s3 n91g ~ appealed . toe friend IN question:
VIII mpenraae srav1. s2sa sneo,d az ~ 2aife ife
DIese M nt appearances, that We had" DO yoa7 | i
Well NJ brown. how mueo should you think ve
1epSea our Trend, - fDr have snau gift At CIR
recuy calcn!atrz distances; out I should think i
IN inch.'' Be was 100 close an obse1Ter 70 Be-
o1nea oft.a Mi.a a1J further questions from the eI
4 oulntng dausel called at one Of the agendes b
:ns e., o'nss aay to by seTtns masn,ne po you
Tie s1s %9oss sI9;a II
,.Psnty: 10. y : 1 nave one" :.
an I'D np Id @
Mss Kittsa '.eo1 hsr oaee op'' abou: sometni1s {
ki;tens - xel = ioks. of1en gss tnc!r backs up1
,oa nc sf:mps1sd ssss ihe foos' "Loos ma nttens
4 pocr iello~ who had pawned h.s watch said >
I
Loud Derry eheTlBned TIC tlodEaEAi derotton | Il
u bis palU TOR good old port. Once wine nef- 81
liant sem him Bonne Amont1ihdo 70 ny, With the IL
recommendation that he drank. nothing else he Il
koula 1ever be uoabltd WITH ths gout ~ haye b
! s,1ea .NS sSar r. s@ssn @ wsote Lord Derby IN reply,
tiltns vault in Fero le Chat,e Il next 70 Rossl-
,Qsef. | 4
A little boy Of Proy1ucetoun+ 1 years Old. rc.J p
lndonA for drum, the evening previous to
p rsttnas E!e, On going to- bed made the follow
oal 70 keep, and Il shoold die before wute,' Il
c0nta drum Els prayer Wa answered y
A travelling uIe Insurance. agent appfted to q | D
Texan % "tafe out policy" but tie fellow re- 9
al,ed: "a fellow l!fe = 30 coofounded uncertain
good nsme for onn dog-Asr11pa G
One q the !atess ttta Of P11s ToEnp turns upon
Psrs.ans havsbg ansuspfated d. sas rsIo,ufioa Ga r
aRanat further compliance with :hi1 sysse Gus Il
POET M a. one Or tae tashionabie eajes lately paid
als feclontng VIZ ontssddlng thereto the ordinary
co1npieMenL Tte ws1ter SAID nothing. bus 70.
zatded The customer. who Was an Old hcbit1.e Of
.ne ea'Aolsnmanh WITH g look Of blauk ren9nu- 4
suaacet, AcElJ enforcing e1plAuatlon. "A- II
paonae," sAd tho CUSTOMER, ki1dy, but ntl1iI = p
M r9 Te 5s1. but belong to The soesey for gy
:aJ g "ested Alpaonse, .you a;e N Old nartsque n
sGd = that case may lint 70 you that !. and b
u0eEe and Louis yocder all belong to It's society It
TOT 1plniug hot coffee over the trousers OF 9lu2y b.
cnEsGEefa" TIE usmber OF the society for CIV Il
1R rothing to walters imnediately presented zen Il
eenEMes to Alphodse, and went On LIS WAY So. q
der and wiser mar. b
Iwish you would not R1vs me such shnrt {,
weight for ny money, fat1 Customer to grocer h
who rad an outstan1tog hill against him "And s