Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-01-13
VARIETIES.

MAKE a slow answer toa hasty Ques-
ton.
"TRoUBI.E not trouble, till trouble
troubles YOU"
LIVE every day as though 1t was
your last, and make each a critic on
the past.
THE Jews have three hundred syna-
| gogrIes IL this country. tlIirty-nine OF
| which are in New York and Brooklyn.
An Ohio woman married eight years
ago at the age of thirteen, now has
| seven children.
TIIE Cincinnati Commercial wants TO
know If the Sublime Porte is any bet
ter than Catawha.
Az English magistrate recently
fined n man twenty-five sllillings for
Ill Treating 4 turkey.
some men are Us covctous us if they
were to live forever, and others rs pro-
| fuse rs IL they were to die the next
moment.
SINCERITY is speaking rs We think,
believing as we pretend, acting rs we
profess, performing as we promise,
and being rs VIC appear to be.
If people were to think twice before
they speak once, conversation would
not only be reduced very much, but
many would not speak ut all. 5f.
4 DELAWARE Judge, last week, fined
a man two dollars for being proved 10
| have three wives; and another $50 and
thirty lashes for stealing q ham.
BosToN Is to have Il ''Citizcns' Asso-
ciation." to look after local affairs, of
| which n rule is that mo member Is TO
be = candidate for Office"
The Calvert Crexas) Enterprise says
that place has grown from 4 town of
fifty houses to one Of thousand in the
past six months.
A DRUNKArD was found lying IN n
Pottsvillc graveyard, and when taken
in charge by an officer he claimed to
be a petriied giant.
"Wno's thaC gentleman. my little
man ?" was asked of a%nurchin. "Tlat
one with the spike tailed coat"
eyes" was the response. "Why, he's
4 brevet uncle Of mine" SLOWS
that:?" was asked. 'CalEe he's engaged
to my aunt Nary.
sDo You call that veal outlet. wal
ter?" said an old gentleman. dining
at n restaurant. ''Irhy It /, an insult
to every true calf IN the colntry!p
"Well, sir, | didn't mean to insult
YOU" returned the waiter.
II SAY, Baz, where do dat comet
rise?" ut rises in the forty-sixth
meridian oh de frigid sodias, as laid
down In the comic almanac" We'll,
where does 1t set, Baz:" "Set! you
black fool! 1t don't set nowhere.
When it gets tired of shining it goes
into It's hole.".
A MEMBER of tile Russo-Amerlcan
telegraph expedition says he found
n nictnrc of Major General Din.
cut from q New York pictorial
newspaper. in the hut of a.
Konak. General Dix was repre-
sented dressed in full uniform, and
was worshiwpcd as 4 saint by the
happy kanak.
A coBBLER living In Baltimore thus
announces his calling: "Surgcry per-
formed here upon old boots and shoes,
Inv adding of the feet, making good the
ieas, binding the broken, healing The
wounded, mending the constitution,
and supporting the body with soles.
Advice gratis baG s@3.
AMERICAS CnEEsE, it is asserted, Is
now sold abroad in large quantities,
and sometimes rs. real ..Stilton," or
"Cheddar." About eighty years ago
n cheese dairy was established in New
York. and now So, OOO, 900 Of capital
are invested in the manufacture. The
Official statistics of 1867 show that
200, 900, 900 ponds of cheese were
made In New York.
A FARMER who wished to invest the
accumulation of his industry In the
limited States securities, went to Jay
Cookies office to obtain Treasury notes.
The clerk Inquired: "NYhat denomina.
lion will you have them In, sir''
Having never heard that word used
excepting to distinguish religious sects,
the farmer, after q little hesitation, re-
nlied: tsRell, you may give, me part
In old School Presbyterian. to please
the old lady, but give ne half ont III
Free WIN Baptisls,' $40 h's'l