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THAT HUNDRED MILES.
The Grn loauent Challenger HobbiinH Oh
20 He'd ON his Fifty-fth MiIe-Another
Emgy put on the Track-Uc, TOO, sent
Ah.., hG. n,.,a.a.


90 Bed ON his Fifty-ffh Mile-Another
Rmgy put ou the Track-IIc, too, sent
About his Busincss.
james Smith was born in Nottingham, England
Here, the young pedestrian sported in the Duke OF
Newcastles famous arborctum, and OF times prae-
tced ground -and.loit tumblng on the pmtcaa
whcfeon the castle stood 800 years ago. Here 700,
he learned the mysteries OF iace-making. and
the wonders Of the jacquard loom; and, al
though the ancient nsm9 OF the town
was Snottngham, we have NO evidence
Of tho fact Mat Smith was ashamed Of the place OF
his birth. lie is a modest youth OF sS and vir-
tuons youth. withal. He weighs 1877 pounds, and
james smith a few days ago challenged Weston,
the champion pedestrian. TO walk him indefinite
miles for indefinite dollars; but. Weston, not know.
ing the surroundings, remained reticent lie had
Weston hnd) made 100 miles In III hours and some
minutes, Smith thought he could do better: because
nothing that had been accomplished waslthe best
tsat could be done, aud he could do better.
On Saturday morning At about o'clock he 40
Weston Ind wrrstied with Time. Al o'clock be
the track, dressed in shirt collar and sandals
and IN SnS one minute ,s and half had completed The
be made In hours, 81 minutes, 10 seconds.
Here he stopred for rest and for tea minutes and
seconds. AZ the close Of the 35th mile he rested
minutes, and had his undershr, changed and his
spurs brushed Az this point be was s2 minutes and
the bi,h mile, he was taken with an nterminai Tor
nina
Il nigh, have been produced BY the gruci ana
chicken or by the sherry and whiskey; but, at am
rate. 1t created collie. In fifteen n.inatos ha uas
put In order again and started Pretty soon he dis
covered that corn bad developed on the under
side Of his foot and at the end of the Ffty -0ff
mile he was put to bed.
Smith had s6 miles 10 finish. and could no. com,
to tine. Whskey and fatigue had worried him out
James Adams then volunteered 10 complete N,
walk. He Accomplished his several miles In 200,
time, the last round VI the Rink having been mad,
In one minute and seven seconds, the best time OF
record. At halfplst ., as he had miles TO do
and as this was an mpossibity, the tram
was closed by the officers OF the Rink wbereupot
Adams delivered speech, in which he challenge,
Weston. Greeley, and the world.
Soon after this gentleman occosted the grea
Weston with,
I'm sorry you were so badly beaten"
How so =" Inquired the wnlkist.
why, 1t took you until nearly 10 o'clock 10 fnisl
your task, and Smith got done at haltpast l."
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THE VA YsIDE CONNOSsIEUR.
The Ninn who Dated the Hook. aud the MAJ
who stepped In and Caught the Fish A
Hint for Purchasers OF Pictures that aF,
Iluuked in the

The Ninn who Baited the Hook. aud the Man
who stepped In and Caught the Fish A
Hint for Purchasers OF Pictures that are
Hawked In the streets.
, An apparently very simple, honest, and smiabls
man is travelling about the upper portion OF the
city with what he calls "Prang's chromos" for
sale. day or two ago lie entered cigar store on
Second avenue, not huhdred miles from Thirty.
second street
want To buy a chrome, 4 hne chromof" he
asked OF the PROPRIETOR, who Is . iuii-blooded
Teuton.
"vell, haven't you;Anyd deeng goo." inquired the
latter.
k" Yes, indeed" observed the picture peddler lie
imme diately displayed the wares ne had for sale
landing each picture to the skies. He asserted that
lhey good, all OF them, and finally singled out
enc which represented a hen defending her ) Joung
Dnes against q foI. This, he said was one OF
velocity Of a sewing machine needle; but, neverthe
less the proprietor Of the cigar store very we'll
able 20 see that the picture shown him vas the
II was worth, at the utmost, seventy nvo cent?.
IN" he said, ~ no thinks dat 10 Ven Praug
[smaeS::," .,.,, n. ,.A,,., e. won ,.,ro
" t6e arsl ma that passe. BY who claims 70 know
Snyting about pictu. sod n he says ths good
Prang CHROME, you Will b~" 70 GS' o. %s or n S
fnos-tSsi i sio, But i 10 says !: F." not you
lhall have the picture for nothing"
=, BOOT" replied the Teuton. VI no wants DC pic
nre Eet Is not goot for anydeeng, not 1t all:
"Then -. s!-e you $40 Instead" replied the ped
ller. As he said these words he raised his voice
81 the same time a nnely dressed gentleman with
Fellow KIDS passed by. The peddler called to him,
he Teuon looking on hall stupsnsSH, .nro,ssea ssa
he asked VIZ. T.=- lie matter. The ma"er Was
quickly explained 70 him. -
'"I sm very happy 70 be able to serve you, gentle
nen." he replied, l am just the man you want"
With this he rendered his card, which bore these
words:
CHARLES n. JOYEUBE.
Picture Gallery, 57 BROADWAY
lie then examined the picture, and pronounced II
rot only Prang, bat Ihe best Prang lie had ever
Seen. With that he raised his stove pipe, bowed,
and made his departure. Tho peddler laid his pic
cure on ths Tenton's counter, and the Teuton re
Ruetanuy banded over su X. The peddler politely
bads him good BY, shook hands NTH him wilY-Dily
SAnd walked o. Tho German, half siupened, stood
bt his door, looking alter him, until he saw him
msst The nnely dressed gentleman with the yellow
Hide In the neIt block, and saw them walk away to-
Usther, laughing Then quoth the German:
"DonDeT wstter noch elm mall Vethucht soil
~ VsrdsnmtsT Rsel sein DonDer und BllN--."
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BUTCHERED FOR $1,000.
A Butcher wayiaid by Hirhwnymen In Pike
CauuIx Pa.-M n rAare n nd L ahhcd.

A Butcher Wayiaid by HiEhwpymen In Pike
County, ,Pa.-Murdered nd robbed.
Al about ten o'clock Friday night party OF
fishermen returning to their homes in Milford Pike
county, Pa, had their attention arrested a short
distance from that place BY sounds seeming 10 in
dicsto that there a derce struggle between come
men q short distance on the road. They carried
lghte, and at once hastencd 10 ascertain
the cause. The who had occasioned
the disturbance ran away on the approach
ot the Gshormen, aud the latter, enpposirg
that there had only been nLht among the strangers,
rcturned to the road aud continued on their homo
ward route.
On the following morning MIR. William Brown, a
butcher residing in Milford, found lying on the
ground where the disturbance had taken place. in
an unconscious state. His face so fearfully
gashed that II was scarcely recognizable, and a
billy was lying near the bodI clotted with blood
Mr.. Brown was borne to comfortable quarters,
where his wounds were dressed, bdt the physicians
united iu saying that his death was only question
OF iew days, ne his skull was fractured.
Mr.. Brown started from Milford early on Friday
night for home, with over $1,000 In money, ali OF
which was stolen.
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PERSONAL INTELLIGEyCE.

The Hon. Samuel J. Tilden takes exercise In the
Centr oil Park on black pacing horse. He rides fast
The picturesque cottage that Gen Lee proposes to
occupy this summer In White sulphur Springs been
Handsomely rehtted.
Mr.. Felix Adler, son OF the Rev. DR.. Adler, -
llning to EuroIe the 25th mat In the steamer Rh .
axe tudy theology In Berlin.
nm w. Vienna J. Demorest. daughter OF Nine
Ms,ons composed an exquisite piece OF music.
sch has been published by Ditson. under the title OF
LA Delle Fieurelte Polka"
We regret 10 learn that the Hon. Horace Greeley
Is seriously III at the Hoffman House. He ~ Suffering
nom fever. hr. whelaw Reid remained with him
last night. MIR. Greeley vas restless aud slept very
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SPARKS FRoA TINE TELEGRAPH.
Small pol is declmating the Crow India

Smallpox is decimating the Crow Indians
Charles Brown, who was recently arrested In New
York for burglary IN Germantown, Pa, has been
tenced In Phadephia 70 twentyfour years In the Pen
itentlary
A mass meeting OF Israetes was held in Louis
VILE saturday evening Resolutions were adopted L.
prefsNe OF horror at the late massacre In RoumAna,
and thanking the President OF tho United States and
them 3D.
Judge Busteod, OF Alab anna, has committed State
Auditor Reyr-.s % jail for contempt OF Court IN
nsng 70 obey an nlsnetion re'iralnps hm rom col,
ExpTCEs Company. He has also imposed nne OF ti 90
aud required the Auditor TO reiuud tho collected
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The Jersey City Printing swindie.

II is said that a Special Committee is TO
be appointed by the Jersc, City Council 70 investi
gate the charges Of bribory and corruption in
nocton with tho public printing. 1t Is positively as.
serted that John H. Lyons ofthe Jersey City Stand
ard, paid t20O Tor the job aud that Alderman
George H. Elwood aud Alderman CYRUS y. Dakin
fingered the money. When MIR. Lyons captured the
contract tho two Aldermen ndul ged in a jubilee
In ncigLboring saloon, and appeared at the Council
meeting so Internationally drunk that the attention
OF the Board was called to the fact BY Alderman
Hogan.
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Potts, Ashley, and Montana.

WASHINGTON, June 5.-There was a contest on
Saturday evening OF nearly Two hours and half
over tho nomination OF Cen Potts as Governor OF
Montana vice Ashley 70 be removed. Mr.. Sherman
made vigorous appeal for Gen Potts, and Senators
sumner, Howard, and Chandler for Mr.. Ashley.
The chances for Ashey's confirmation are in pre-
venting vote, ss Mr. sherman Is the only Repub-
lican Senator from OHIO In favor OF him.
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KILLED BY A POLICEMAN,
The OGicer Promptly Promoted-A Jury not
Likely 90 Hurt Him.

The investigation into the circumstances at
tending the killing OF Patrick Herman, who was
shot on Thursday night by oficer Burke, in Pearl
street. was begun In tire Coropsr's oftce on satur.
day. The testimony showed uAat. in u seuhie with
three rufnans the onicer Mss shrown down and
beaten with his own club IN ahsailants at length
and O red upon them They had knocked his hat on,
torn lis coat open, and wounded him severely In tie
head. Tie medical testimony showed that odicer
Burke was badly injured and wholly unnt for duty.
The inquest was adjourned until Tuesday. Messrs.
Jackson s. Schultz and Samuel W. Baldwin are
mssiopers think OF Burke's conduct Is shown In the
fact that they have promoted him TO be n rounds
man. The funeral OF Patrick Herman took place
yesterday, several Clubs attending the remains 70
Calvary Cemetery,
The sun., 1870-06-06
Murdcrous Assault In q Police Court.

John Hadncr, Of $50 Avenue A, one Of the
most desperate roughs, was yesterday morning
accused bccr" Justice Ledwith OF feonious assault
upon John Crowley. OF 80 Montrose avenue, Brook
yn, in tho Eighteenth Ward, On Saturday night.
When he was IN tho prisoners boz he STACKED the
other prisoners, aud assaulted Court Oricer Willard,
but mistook his man, for bo was severely handled.
On tho way to the prison. he suddenly turned round
and gave the complainant q terrible kick In the
abdomen. His bail was increased from $50 to
ti, 600; in default OF which he was locked up
The sun., 1870-06-06
Rum Tragedy in BROOKLYN.

Frederick Bradley, while drunk last night, in
vited Patrick McCormct.. q Temperance M 20
take drink u walco!t street, near Richard, South
Brooklyn, hcCornA.k, OF course declined the in.
vitalion, wbereupon Bradley became incensed, and
stabbed him in the back, wounding him severely,
Bradley escaped
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LOSSES BIZ FIRE.

The sagnenay woods again on Ore.
The building on fremont street and Per .or
cs,en, Of ,soS ''s'N VI '''D'1'' GOODS
VIM. j. hschenbach's store, SPRING.
and south Orange street. Newark, was bur-
day night. Loss $500.
The foundry and machine shop OF Der
CO.. IN Louisville, Ky, were burned on sa'Ari
noon. Loss. tl5o oO6 insurance, $4,000.
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A Turkey for N Trout.

WARRINGTON, June 8. In order TO enable Sem
stor Camerons fishing party TO get OF without any
cares OF state upon their minds, Mr.. J. w. NC
yeagh's (Nr. Cameron's son-in.law) nomination as
Minister resident to Constant nopls was con frmed
on saturday He will sail for Turkey on the ilth
irst Senator Bayard Dem, Del) moved that the
usual time allowed for the consideration OF confirm
alton be waved so that the President could sign the
commission before his departure for tie trout
streams Of Pennsylvania. This was carried aud the
business was settled.
The sun., 1870-06-06
T',a ChnnaeI Yacht Race.

LnSyoa iuue 5,ln the Channel match of the
r. al Thames scht Club on Saturday, from the
IRE 10 Dover, the American yachts declined TO en-.
ter. Fifteen yachts started and the fret three in
arrived at Dover in the following order: X. Bout
chers cutter Fiona, 70 tons al 10 r. NJ, j. Mnhol-
lands schooner Kzeria i6l tons 1OlO j. Ashbury'a
schooner Cambria, 100 tons I2
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NAPoLEON,s GREAT HOAX.
Indictments by the Chamber OF Accusation
Finishing a GhastIy Farce.

PARIs, June 5.-The Chamber of Accusation Of
the High Court OF Justice yesterday returned ndct
ments against a number OF persons, who have been
finally remanded before the High Court for trial
Fortyseven are indicted for conspiracy against the
safety OF the State and the life OF the Emperor,
TWENTY-FIVE for attempt against the safety OF the
state, tlree for pago Of private property In num-
bcrs and with open force, one for attempt 10 page
one for attempt TO murder, one for assassination,
two tor melting 10 attempt against the life OF the
Emperor, and one for complicity in tho same crime.
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Another Display In billiards,

The friends Of Cyrile Dion, satisfied from the
mat~h Of last week that their fsyorite match for
the redoubtable champion, A. p. Rudolphe, have
arranged smother contest for 1900 the game to he
played on the nth inst II is to be the four-' all
caron, 1900 points on one Of Paelan & Colendef's
tables, aud the place OF contest the Hppotheatr n.
The particulars of Rudophe's match with Joe Dion
Tor tue diamond cue have not yet been settled.
The sun., 1870-06-06
Tos.ed Overheard IN the Sound.

Mr.. Frederick Etnold, President Of the Board
Of Education, and influential citizen OF Union
Hill, has uraccountsby disappeared. On Monday
last he started for bridgeport, Conn. to collect
ti.i00. Gu Tuesday nigbt, Mrs. Etzold received q
telegram from him. Informing her that he had start.
cd on his return. lie was in Bridgeport with
two stronge men, aud tie three went board tie
steamer tor New York together, but notIiDg what.
ever has been heard OF him further.
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uoboLen,, STRIKING Committee.

Three weeks ago tho CITY Council Of West
Hoboken advertised for proposals for grading aud
gutterng Paterson avenue. Nessrs. oyerton aud
Toughy put In the lowest offers; bot as they were
unable 10 pay over the nredul as a commission
TO Messrs. Lyons anu Tramboeh, the Committee,
their contract was rejected
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Tho Indian. again on the R.up.ss.

CHICAGO, ILL.,, June 5.-News has been re.
ceyed at Hays City Kansas. that about thirty FIVE
Indians attacked Col Nelson's Mail Station on Bear
Creek. between Camp supply and Hays City, killing
two private soldiers and wounding Sergeant Muf.
raw. Mexican servant at supply was also killed
b y the Indians
The sun., 1870-06-06

Yesterday morning Plymouth Church was filed
with flowers. There were flowers on the pulpit,
flowers On the bats, flowers In the buttonholos, and
bouquets scattered everywhere-making the house
look like conservatory. AZ Mr.. Beecher began his
prayer young man near The pulpit fell to the door
IN
The sun., 1870-06-06
The Sacred Conccr, ut the Grasd Opera
House.

evening was 4 clear success. Tho music, under
Maretzek's management was excellent Tho or
chestra contained ia5 Instruments. Tho house was
we'll niled. The most respectable and fashionabl
persons occupied the boxes. Judging rom the re-
cepts last evening. these Sunday evening concerts
will be continued.
The sun., 1870-06-06

WASHINGTON, June 5.-The Special Commis
sion appointed To report uon tho character OF YES
sells for tho revenue service recommend neet OF Q
Vessels.
The sun., 1870-06-06
Child Killed BY a Gin Bottle.

Alice Wigley, aged years Of l6S BaltiG street,
BronL!yc gs.i5 carp bottle Of gin home to her
father on Saturday, stumbled and fell TO The pave
ment. The bottle was broken. and piece OF tle
glass entered her breast, wounding her fatally She
died yesterday
The sun., 1870-06-06
Material AID for Cuba.

Friends Of Cuba say that large quantities Of
arms have lately been despatched TO the insurgents,
and that additional supplies are soon W be sent
thltheI.
The sun., 1870-06-06
The Cade,ship PeddIer Reelected.

CHARLESTON, June 5.-Nearly complete returns
show that Whittcmore 10 returned TO Congress b.
about 500 majority.
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THE REVOLUTION In CUBA.
THE LANDING AND ESCAPE or the
CUBAN STEAMER UPTON

Captain Harrison and Nine Men Killed, two
Drowned, and three taken Prisoners and
Bxecuted-Thc Escape Of Cisneros sailing
for Colombia for Reinforcements.
HAVANA, June 5.-Captain- General DE Rodas
tclegraphs that the 1llibustering expedition which
sailed from New York on the steamer George b.
Upton disenbarked at Punta Brava, few miles
east OF Nuevitas. They were attacked By Spanish
force hundred strong, assisted BY two gunboats,
and dispersed, losing ten killed, including Captain
Harrison. Two were drowned, and three taken
prisoners steam launch, rubber rafts, and all the
cargo OF arms, ammunition, and medicine that bad
been landed were captured, with some correspon-
denoe.
The Spanish naval commander telegraphs that
the munitions captured consist OF two tons OF pow
der over 100000 cartridges, and LOO rifles.
Cisueros, who commanded the expedition, had
sailed the Upton with the remainder Of her cargo
for Colombia for the purpose Of bringing back an
expedition Of 900 Colombisns.
The editor Of the Tos de Cncd says thst the six
ons OF gunpowder. a0oo rifles, and the entire mate
rial OF the Upton expedition fell into the hands OF
the troops, and that ssveral prisoners taken were
Immediately executed.
None OF the dispatches say when Tie landing was
effected.
The sun., 1870-06-06
Reported Capture Of Manznniiio by Gen
Diaz- Horrible Spanish Atrocities-Tb'
Monster Boet.

Correspondence OF lne sun
HAVANA, May Se.-much depression vis'pie
here among really well informed spanisrds. Both
IN 'ho .on"" an' -. -. ~. -
seems TO 20 wrong IN mihtary ma"ers' anu m ID
natural quarrels between ,oass.s seem to be the
general order of thu dsv Ce, Gorx,,s, poet
x,,,on, o,.an,,o, ,h. ,onr.son,.,,vo rn,, =, sn,,
"''nou' ehcopeoh 'no ropfesen'ah'o man VI span
iards in Cuba to-day, has been dismissed fsom his
command In the iurisdiction Of Santiago de- ('uba
.,'.. ,,s,,s .'- -
anu oruereu 'o m"nhano' ihs'eau however, OF oe-
His reason for not going 10 Manx,nlo bs. no, been
n,,,,.s.. ~, -, e. .,.. a., ~.a.,,,. s..
published, but rumor says here that manzanhlo has
been CAPTURED BY the patriots under Gen Modesto
Dis,. and ,ba, the steamer yilI, Clara. in which
Boet came from Santiago TO Batabano, did not stop
there.
AN NHohAS MONSTER
or the fearful atrocities that this brute Boet las
o"ni''ou IN 'ae 'u,1u'e"on VI oan',sso NO one
can form an Idea lie II the man VINO shot aud
e,t,xoo. a, sor,,aro A r,h. IL A. An. ma, ,,ho
acme u..,. s,,cs h,v,n, c,rrh, ,ro vonns c,h.ns
nro,.er., ord.rod ,hor 70 ha .ho, ana vhsn The
49, 49,, =, -, - ..'s
eiuer pesged 'h ne might oe executed nrs'in oruer
not to his brother die said, You shall not see
~. ,i,eL ,s man. av.s ON, ~ ,n5 "a, ,,,s ,c.r,
-, ~, ~. a. . v' ' s~ ~ U"'
small ranch, and nntlng In II only a young woman
With an ,nr,n, IN hor arm. a, xh,ch shs ,,a ,r.,
- $3.50 " " ~ ~ "'N" ' 'N 49,
been delivered, ordered her to get mp and march
With hi. column for the use OF his men The OMAN
in despair hurled her In faut TO tie ground and
stabl ed herself A she did not Kill herself Boet
had her shot, and went on his way This is the
man who has
MURDERED IN coin Moon
- ,,,,,.
even oId man; woman ana enhd ne me, 10 the lu,
,lscicuohs OF San'Eo' ouah'ahafho' hoisuin' and
''Tpsn, T,I ....,.. u.,,, se,. r,
untccrs went in a body to the railway station TO
meet him florh hrches were erecteo IN the CaNe
1ei nsulo, .ne prinsipal sree. ne rode netween
oanhSet cspn oi ,ne y Vonh,eers, % ana an0.ner om
Set ne was setenAned ~ hlsht,hnn seneray ie"ted
lor ms gIoriou, Iea.s OF sIms ahd because as the
@ "a .ia a,. h, "a ar ,h @ oo'er "Ah any
'"c 60 ee. nn, uv ~ '',,Ln h 'e I r S ,, .
uN.,n.o oroson, m"o "ss veen 70, uNny Ih1h.hs
H "p,vrnS, no, b. Ui 'ne Jur,,aieuoo 1i n1i.uin'
anu ""' 70 n'" o''N u" "''auNsS' says 'na' 'hs
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srRASGl FREAK CT LIGarNING.-At the

SwRASGI FREAK CT LIGHTNING.-At the
tilas the oil tank WIS struck by lightning.
yesterday, Mr.. William Diily was engaged
il drifting a. the Da!zell we'll No. 2, which
10 located about u quarter of mile from the
tank struck by lightning. He had hold OF
th. temper screw, and when tho lightning
struck the tank, although at SO great dis
tance away, felt the shock 80 perceptibly
that 10 iell off his seat and remained stun
,pA TOR some time afterwards. The gas
from the we'll, which is about 720 feet deep
md nearly completed. took fire and but for
the exer:ious of the engineer the well would
have been burned. The fingers Of Mr.. Dill
Tvs hand, with which he was holding the
temper screw, we're AL drawn together and
M to last night he had been unable to get
them back to their natural position. We
learn the above facts from Capt F. J. Kef-
fer. Su pssiutendens Of the we'll. 1t was
angular phenomep pa and shows the air al
the time to have Lesn completely surcharged
with electricity.
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InfrjEkunlcnt Nnr,nn

Tho subscriber hos learned ,b.,
iirtn IN 1i'nsville, known It. .Brvan D'',s,n n,,
linghnm & Co.." have commencaa pm ,ha Dll-
uiactnre Of Sucker Rods with Socket 'J Joisa ,han,
This isa Direct Infringement. on h;s p;'a. pG'an'
% bis claim il "connectlng two ,ec,i"ns "'snu,
rod ny means Of wedges, wearipp o's soos,,s ot
snd double coupling bolt" He dos. ."s,S,
specify any particular shaped wedge. M, Nv: y.
wnat material 1t shall be made. An % ,oS. =.
maus "a above described outside of his man. sr'
therefore, il to ihis,
CAUTION OIL OPERATORS
and oil Others, against buying or usin, 49,,
rods 10 made, except those OF his manut'! tr"!
tnre. as by % doing they will law iho,.
selves liable, aud will be dealt with accord
ing to law. -" 'N'O'u-
Wa. ]. INNS.
PIoHEgR, April 9th, 1870.
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[FroIn the Cincinnati Times.1
PERSONALS.
BY THE FAT CONTRIBUTOR.

The following ''pel sonals." which we I'D
init having made up out Of our own head
are scarcely less ridiculous than those
usually found in the personal column of the
New York Herald:
Will the lady in the clipper-built sack,
with moire antique spectacles, who bowed
to gentleman from hand express on
Fourth street yesterday afternoon, please
send her address TO
ADORER.
If the gentleman who refused to lend ne
five dollars will repent und hand 1t in be
fore p. m. all will be forgiven, and no
questions asked YupE.
PET cannot come to you, but you can
come 10 me. am Ia the Work-house.
RuBE.
Ii a lady remembers being bowed to by
gentleman standing on his bead on the top
of the Custom House flag staff yesterday,
will she grant him an interview?
THIRD STREET CAR-Two ladies in'bil-
lard cloth walking suits, with ,paniers oil
homemade carpeting. Will the one for
whom threw double somersault, in de-
posting her ticket in the box, lend me hall
dollar? JEuU.
Does lady in bronze CATERS and green
umbrella, who rode down Central avenue
this morning on dray, remember a gem
tleman lying in tho gutter who waved his
cravat 10 her? Can he hope for her ac-
quaintance? YNoT
If the gentleman who wanted to whisper
his love to me at the park last night will
come down to the boiler shop during work
ing hours, he will hear something 10 his
advantage. Lou.
BABIE-Come back am penitent; the
other fellows money is all gone. Sis.
Will the lady all broken out with the
smallpox. whom met in the park las,
evening, grant me an interview? Lon