The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1870-03-10
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HUMOROUS.
Folly and pride..walk side BY side.

A cramred waist bctokens brains in q
similar condition.
Domestic Magaz:nes-wives who blow up
their husbands.
A lady appeared at fancy ball as \ mia
bility. Her husband did not recognize her.
What harm il there in glass of wine Z?
None. The harm is when glass Of wine
IS in you.
\ milk man accounted for the weakness
OF his milk by saying tha, the COWS got
caught in rain.
Why is proSy preacher Ike the middle
Of wheel? Because the fellows around
him are tired
To make pretty girls cheeks rel. pay
her sweet compliment To r,ddea those
OF an lmputent man, sap 'em.
X Lewiston man says that If ever lie
builds house he will have folding doors
they re 20 handy IN case of a funeral -
Il say, Pat can you tell me what comes
next 20 a man Il don't know, Bill, what
does?'' = His shirt Of course.
DR.. Holmes says he never knew woman
to boo hoo and take on but that found
another husband in less than year.
Observation-Disclosures means love
among the Choctaws. Almost anywhere
else word of that size means bu ,iness
Wordsworth cautions student friend
against growing douh's," but the girls
think it is the best thing young man can
DO
A merchant advertised for a clerk who
could bear confinement" He receivd an
answer from the mother of six children.
An urchin being rebukcd for wearing out
his stockings at the toes, said, that it
couldn't be helpcd-'toes wggled and
heels dldn t.
At Bristol magistrate asked prisoner
if he was married No, replied he man.
then rcjoineG his worship, and peas Of
laughter, it good thing for your wife. "
An old miser, having listened to very
eloquent discourse on harIty, remarked:
That sermon so strongly proves the ne
cessity of almsgiving that I've almost
mind to beg.
"Isn't your billawfully stccp?" inquired
spendthritt OF his tailor You ought
to know best, for ii was run up by you,
was the cool reply
At a teachers institute in Ohio, recently
teacher was given the word hazardous
to spell and define, aud did i in tins way
''H-az, haz, ard, hazard, e-doubes 5,
css,-a female hazard
A Cincinnati woman. who hal rcceiv-
ed from the Rciict Union an questionable
pair Of boots for her daughter, promptly
returned them with the rcqust please
pno '',I '',,, d pr. b. ira.sos bnr,
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lie tod me, said Ar;euus Ward, TO
get out OF the Office | piucd him, and
went
T,l, 10, ont wo.t wa. asked if he
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with faces T. .En. s~ed with hraip.
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In,"st ,rearbSr. and Iasf as AN rxhau>,,r.
.,J.h, " said ! master 70 his annron.;,a
a. he wa, ahout starting on short Journey.
"vor must occr;ny nv mae, whlIe | an,
absent ,.ThapL Won >ir." 3eunrely 10
r5ed John, I'd rather slcer with the
tov.
\ young lady IRON the rural dIstiIcts
In rho street car tbs con5nrtor ,,id - her.
Miss vour fare " s'\' eli # am - re-
,1;a3 bo ~ don't ,r,n. any of ronr in.
pertinence."
Mother, what dli tather pray TO Ten
eral Grant 30 mnch IN church for, yester-
day asked the bright little aaughfer OF
minister lately. don KNOW that he
did. wv by, yes; don you know? lie
was always saying, Grant We beseeeh
luce
\ lady meeting young woman who had
formerly been in her service, asked, where
do you live now Mary ? Please, ma am.
don live now m married, was the reply.
A. Foolish p;.hor o,.-r,o,.rr ror,rL
ed to his servant that be was dying. w ell,
my lord said the good fellow, you are