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Iu many parts of Ireland warming
pan is called "friar." Not many years
ago an unsophisticated girl took service in
the town of--.Poor thing she had
never heard of warming pan in her life,
though she regularly confessed to the friar.
1t SO happened that on a cool and driz-
zley night priest took lodging at the inn:
de had travelled far, and being weary, re-
tired at an early hour.
The poor girl, not dreaming that by the
word "friar" her mistress meant the warm
ing-p fastened to the priest, who was
comfortably settled in bed
Up went Betty to the priest "Your
reverence must 60 into No. g."
Chow, why 2" asked the priest, alarm
ed at being disturbed.
Your reverence must go into No 6.
There was no help for it, and the priest
arose, donned dressing gown, and went
into No. 6.
In about fifteen minutes the mistress
called to Betty "Put the friar into No. A."
Betty said something about disturbing
his reverence which the mistress did not
understand. So she told the girl, in a
sharp voice, to do as she was directed land
she would always do right. Up went
Betty, and the unhappy priest, despite his
angry protestations, was obliged to turn
out of No, 6 and go into No. 4. But a
little time elapsed ere the girl was told to
put the fnar into No. 8. The poor priest,
thinking that every one was mad in the
house, and sturdily resolved to quit it the
next morning, crept into the damp sheets
of No. s. But he was to enjoy no peace
there. Betty was directed to put the
friar into No. 3, and with tears in her
eyes, she obeyed.
In about an hour the landlady con-
ciuded to go to bed herself, and the friar
was ordered into her room. Wondering
what it meant, Betty reused up the priest,
and told him that he must go into No. IL.
The patient monk then crossed himself,
counted his beads, and went into No. IL.
1t so happeeed that the husband of the
landlady was troubled with I" the green
eyed MONSTER" jealousy. Going to bed,
therefore, before his wife, his suspicious
were confirmed by seeing between his own
sheets man sound asleep. ......
To rouse the sleeper, and to kick him
into the street, was the work of very
few moments nor was the mistake ex-
planned until the next day, when the priest
informed the innkeeper what outrages had
been committed upon him and he learned
to his establishment, that he had been
serving the whole night as warming
pan
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The Hon. Mrs. MELVIN.

Hurrah for the time that is comm
Whin the ladies shall vote like the min;
Och, won't the pools be bloomin'
Wild fithers and crinoline thin.
Election day thin am thinkin'
VIII be the great day Of the year,
Whin lasses an lads will be drinkin'
Together the candidates beer.
Whats the use to wrangle wild Biddy
About who the Twin shall make
An sure, If twill place her I'm riddy
To give up the hod for her sake,
An be stayin all day at the shanty,
To tind to domestic affairs,
A boilin' the baif am the petaties
And mendin' the rips and the tairs
Thin whin election approaches,
An the lasses are marchin the strate
Wild big bands Of music an torches,
An Biddy is standin' the trate,
I'll be on the sidewalk hurrahin'
For me own darlin' Biddy McFlynn,
Wild chile in me arms, and DRAWN
A cab wild another one in. ... g..
AM whin she is maxim her spaches
B'fore the great min of the land;
Shure thin will lend her me Breaches -
An sit by her side on the sthand.
An after she's done wild her talkin'
Och, thin how the people will cheer,
An off to the polls be walkin'
An votin' for Biddy me dear.
An whin all the yotin' is over
An Biddy's ELECTED, shure thin
I'll live like a pig i'll the clover
Wild Honorable Mrs. McFlynn.
The shanty I'll quickly be LAWN
An hvin' in Elegant taste, .....a
Wild horse and shay for me driyin'
An nayger to wait on the haste.
It's niver lie am / sphakin'
But thrue livery word that / say,
It's meself twould niver be takin'
The rights of the ladies away,
If lassie thinkin' it proper
Should shoulder the mortar an brick,
Bad luck to the thaif that would sthop her,
I'd black his two eyes purity quick.
The way is for all to keep aisy,
An give to the ladies their way;
They'll slip up an vote like day,
No matter what the blaekguards may say.
An thin should the Office be sakin'
Or twirlin' the pick or the sphade,
An for us the livin' be maxim
Who cares so the hvin' is made
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GIeanings and GOssips.


Charles Lever lies abed IS hours a
day.
-Natchez is looking at Mrs. iScott-Sid-
dons.
Missouri eats venison at four cents q
pound.
Saint Beuve's library is valued at
$4,000.
London has Matrimonial Gazette
and Advertiser"
"A Miss Ray, colored, is studying law
at Washington.
Allen Ebbs, the well-known New
York bookseller, and his wife, are on
board the missing City of Boston.
"A sturdy butcher had to be removed
from Cincinnati theatre, his sobs dis
turbed the audience so much.
English papers say that Patti-Caux
will "pay one visit to the United States
and then retire into private life."
The animals of Brigham Young, Jr.s
menagerie are constantly escaping and
making things lively in the holy city. On
election day, fierce wolverine got loose,
which probably accounts for the light vote
cast by the women.
The California Legislature refuses to
allow the San Francisco Mercantile Lii
brary Association to engage in Aift enter.
prises, such devices being Forbidden by
statute and special legislation rs uncon.
stitutionaL
The Maryland Legislature has been
agitated over the exact age at which veal
becomes "bob," and has at length decided
that a calf for "home consumption" may
be killed when three weeks old, but if in.
tended for SALE must be allowed to live
FIVE weeks. &
Richard Grant White, whose appal
ling wisdom in grammar and Shakespeare
has given shock to the nerves of so many
steady-going people, in the lat Galaxy
speaks of Mark Antonys funeral ORATOR
over Caesars remains in Julius Cesar a
having been delivered by Brutus.
An Englishman tried to cure his wifi
of drinking by putting an iron mask owe
her face and fastening ii with paddock
The woman could tip it up SO as to ge
the nose of the bottle in, and so circum
vented him, beside having him fined 70
what the Judge was pleased to call assault
and battery.
Dean Stanley read Hawthorne
marble Fawn" six times. Once, whez
first published, from curiosity: q seconl
time for its beautiful language; third. be
fore visiting Rome; fourth, while ],
Rome, as we'll suited TO the spirit of th,
place fifth, afer returning from Rome. q
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SUNDAY-Rev. J. G.. johnson occu-
pied the pulpit of the Congregational
church.
Elder Miles Grant of Boston, preached
morning and evening at the Advent
chapel.
Mrs. Ada G. Bowles of Cambridge,
Mass, preached at the Rutland Opera
Hall.
Rev. L. w. Brigham preached at the
Liberal Christian church, in Castleton.
Rev. j. r. Bourne of West Rutland
occupied the pulpit of the Baptist church.
Rev. Edward Mills of this place
preached in the Congregational church,
West Rutland, in the morning.
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n
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ORwELL.-At a town meeting held at
Orwell on Wednesday last to take action
on the Fair Haven and Lake Shore Rail
road, S. III. Bascom was appointed Moder-
ator.
On motion of L. M. Wright, it was
voted to aid in the construction of the
Fair Haven and Lake Shore Railroad to
the amount of fifty thousand dollars.
Col w. E. Calkins of Ticonderoga, adj
dressed the meeting at length. Several
of the citizens of Orwell also addressed
the meeting.
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DIR. A. l.. SCOVILL, is the inventor OF several
medical preparations which have become very
popular, and have been literally used. Among
his inventions are sHalps Balsam for the lungs"
and s'Liverwort and Tar" For the past six years
a better Lung remedy has been offered to the
public Read the following letter from DIR. SEQ
viii referring to it
Messrs. ]. N. HARRIS & CO.,
Gents-I make the following statement
from perfect conviction and knowledge OF the
benefits of ALIENS LUNG BALSAM in cur
ing the most deep-seated Pulmonary Consump-
ton hsve witnessed its effects on the young
and on the old, and / truly say that it is by far
the best expectorant remedy with which am
acquainted. For Coughs, and all the early stages
of Lung complaints, believe it to be certain
cure, and if every family would keep it by them,
ready to administer upon the first appearance OF
disease about the Lungs, there would be very
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those delicate organs the Lungs, and without
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gives strength to the system, stops the nsght-
sweats, and changes all the morbid secretions to
a healthy state.
Yours respectfully, A. l.. SCOVILL.
Sold by all Medicine Dealers. febld&w4w
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ARTISAN WELL.-The artesian well
at Van Benthuysen's paper mill in Go.
hoes, N. Y, had been bored to the depth
of 1895 feet on Saturday. The work il
progressing quite rapidly, and pure water,
such as is desirable for the manufacture
of paper, it is hoped will be reached
shortly.
- The spouting spring at Saratoga
throws up the water from ten to twenty
five feet about once in tive seconds. 1t il
great curiosity. a.z
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BE CAREFUL WHAT MEDICINE YOU
u TAKE ssNsf

Alcoholic stimulants are injurious to the nerv-
Gus health, and are always followed by depress-
ing reaction. The strength that Dodd's Nervine
gives ia the strength of health and to stay.
Beware of the whitky preparations that have
laid the foundations OF so many habits of intem-
perance. Whether under the name OF Bltters OF
otherwise, let the vilanous compounds alone.
Better die of honest disease than be burnt up by
the fires of alcohol. For the Ingredients that
compose Dodds Nervine see pamphlet on each
bottle. For sale by Druggists and Country Stores
Price One Dollar 78'aa febl6d&w4w
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PROFITS OF Coon Cows.--Since the
first of April Mr.. B. B. Dean Of Bristol,
has sold from two cows and small two
year old heifer, with no extra amount of
feed, over 500 pounds of butter, amount
ing to $174.64
Two calves t. 1900
A low estimate of milk fed to
hogs, 5000
Milk used in family, 54.60
Total, $277.24
Mr.. Dean has made one pound of butter
from little over seven quarts of milk as
an average through this past winter.
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nd expressly adapted to the relief and perma-
nent cure of all forms of
NERVOUS DISEASES, sc.

Coughs, cold, fevers, agues, biliousness, con-
stipation, diarrhoea, neuralgia, headache convuI-
sions, sleeplessness, dyspepsia, liver complaint,
consumption, female weaknesses, fainting fits,
palpitation, restlessness. dizziness, children's
troubles &c. &c ~
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pleasant reminder of the visit and the
last time, as he said, because wanted
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LAW SCHOOL


OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY,
Cambridge, Mass.
Second Term lS69-70 begins 2lst February, 1870.
INSTRUCTORS AND TOPICS:
Nathaniel Holmes, A. NJ, Royal Professor
Domestic Relations, Equity, Pleading, and Evil
dence.
Christopher C. Langden, a. NJ, Dane Professor.
Negotiable Paper, and Partnership.
Charles s. Bradley, LID, Leeturer.-Law OF
Real Property.
Edmund Il. Bennett, a. NJ, Lecturer Criminal
Law, Wills and Administration.
John @. Gray, Jr., A. NJ, Lecturer. Jurtspru-
dence of the United States, and Bankruptcy.
The Instruction is by lectures, moot courts, eX-
ercises in written and oral discussion Of legal sub
jects, and preparation of pleadings.
The Library is one of the most complete in the
United States, and in some departments unequal
ed it now comprises about l6, 600 volumes, and
additions are constantly being made.
The Fees are $50 per term, and s25 for one-half
or any smaller fraction of a term. No extra
charges.
For admission to the school, catalogues, circu-
lars, or any information, address
j. A. L. WHITTIER.
feb3 eod&w2w Registrar.
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GUYOT'S WALL-MAPS

This series has been prepared by the celebrs.s
eeographer, Prof. Arnold Guyot, especially
the use Of the Public Schools of all grades
viii be found especially useful to District Sehgs
as the maps are of convenient size, and are }.
up in a handy package, suitable both for !,
transportation and future preservation and q
The entire set, including Manual and Boa
sold for s25. A liberal discount to Schools t,y
ing their supplies of US.
Address or call at Herald Bookstore.
FUTILE & Gu.
Rutland. Sept. ., 1869.
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TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.


Dodd's Nervine is pure ,-harmonizes
perfectly with the Nerve Fibre, gives increased
energy to the Stomach, Liver, Bowels and other
viscera, supplies fresh life for the waste that
is constantly taking place. 1t operates soothing
ly,-is as pleasant to take as any wine,-and
with sleep and good digestion, which il promotes,
restores the afflicted to sound health of body, and
to quietness OF mind 1t contains no opium,
mercury or strychnine $50 often used for nervous
complaintsl and is wholly free from any delete
rious drugs whatever. Tens of thousands are
testifying to its curative powers. See pamphlet
accompanying each bottle.
SOME FOLKS CAN'T SLEEP NIGHTS.
Dodd's Nervine is complete specific for sic ep-
lessness. 1t soothes the throbbing muscle like
magic. and tranquilizes the mind. And every
body knows that good sleep is better than all
medicines. aa4
LADIES IN POOR HEALTH.
The Nervine is also one of the best remedies
ever employed in the cure of the numerous and
troublesome ailments known as Female Com
plants. See pamphlet
CHILDREN's DISEASES.
For whooping Coughs Dodd's Nervine il ad-
m,ilistered With unexampled success. Mothers,
remember this and save your little ones the
agony of most distressing complaint, 1t also
works admirably in Measles, bringing out the
rash well and leaving the bowels free and health
full See recommendations in pamphlet. For
the discusses which sffiict children when teething
nothing can furnish more instant or grateful re-
lief. KeTnt mber, it contains no opium in any
torn.
RE GARRETT, WHAT MEDICINE YOU
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nFFICE OF FISK 6 HATCH,
BANKERS AND DEALERS IN GOVERN
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Feb. 18th, 1870.
The remarkable success which attended our ne
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Assured that, in the selection and negotiation of
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THE UNDERSIGNED HAVE
II purchased of George w. Chaplin, Jr., his in
terest in the Drug business, take pleasure in in
forming the people Of Rutland and adjoining
towns that they will continue the trade at his
former location, No. Merchants Row.
We shall make additions to our stock from time
to time, and shall sell our goods at reasonable
profits.
Although we come among you as strangers, we
trust that by attention to business and sense of
honorable dealing, We shall so conduct our trade
as to entitle us TO share of the public patronage
GEORGE Il. PAUL & co.
janl9d&wly
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SEED PEAS.

The subscriber would inform the public that
he has large quantity of choice Seed Peas on
hand among which the six choice varieties
known Extra Dan ORourke, Mclean, Adj
yanced Epicarean, Princess Royal, Champion of
England and Black Eyed Msrrowiat. These he
will sell in quantities to suit purchasers at prices
reduced from those of other dealers. All war
ranted as represented.
EDWARD QUINN.
Clarendon South Flats, Feb. IL, 1870. dlt&w3w