The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1870-10-01

hotel land tley kauDi Dub LIlI3 uGAVIauT ~.
lie great number oY hotels that are Kept
on tic same principle that justiss ov the
peace ofiss Il kept In d country during =
six days Jury trial for killing sumboddys
veI1n ioru. tIagl eg-r- "a IN lliBll
A hotel wont keep itself and keep the
landlord too, and ever kure q traveller
from the habit Of proiane swearing.
hay had this experiment tried ON me
several times. and It alwus makes me
swear wllss. r,.. ..1g.r. .-.f, - r..f,,
Itiz too oilen the kase That landlords
20 into the bizzneSs Ov hash rs ministers
20 into the professhun, with the very best
ov motives, but the poorest kind Of pros
poets. ss, .,,r e7g .2-,r.,, &, ~.
don't know ov any btzzness more fiat
tcrsum than the tavern btzzneSS, there
don't seem to be anything 10 do but to
stand in front Of the register with a pen
behind the car and see that the guests en-
ter the house, then ydnk u bell rope SIX. or
seven times, and then tell John to shO the
gentleman to 07G, and then take four doll
lars and fifty cents next morning from the
poor devil Ov n traveller and let him went.
This seems to be the whole thing land
it IL the whole thing in most cases. (. u
Yu will diskovcr the following dGSkrip.
shun, u mlId one ov ABOUT y hoIeiS oHt ~
u between INC AtI9nlicK anu raC!ncA
oshuns aEroSt inc Uh'lco 2'n l'I -
sualgnt Inc
,Yurc room IS 10 loot y lncheS' W d" ioos
incAes, parallclosEamiy. ~ A.,
IL being court Week Nez !, GsunD "Ii tnC
good rooms arc elllPloyeu VI 'l'V lu"yel"
ana JUDGES s.li
1ure rooLn u On sLG u't ino; nPo ',,,,,,
The carpet IL lngraln-ingralheu WIN
Lhe Gust, kerosene ,i iIc' anu 'nN'sI'o's Nv
ionr gcnerasnuns' - - .no ..o,,,, ,o,,
Iharc u Two pegs ~ ~, tllS I IoCHn c toM
Altcn coatS ONO; one " IheIn Gt9Ae olA
ana inc otner pul!cu OUT anu tiiIsS,nS.
Inc Duro mas t!lrce legs lnI ollc DIlck'
Inc glass TO tne Dur0 sWlngs OIL TWO
plvv0ls, wlllch havci9st lHeIr gIIp:, az.
Ihare Is one lower on !.le L"cN Sl;, ttIl,,
but wet. The rain water In tue p1eHeF
cum out oy !he well we'll .,o.u -. /, liz.
Inc soap IL az tull 70 wear y" y " E''
stone. Observation-Disclosures II.
Inc soap IS scented WIN cinnamon l'e'
anu Varlgateu WIN spO's. "a,. ,,,,,
Iharc IL three Gnalls, c1ns secSc'S' o''o
IL Z rocker, and az lures IL pusteu'
Ihare Il match DoX, empty .,
TarG IL no kurtln 70 lne WINDOW, GIH
thare 09n W9nt 70 W "1iyi yu N"ii' ''0
ont, and who kan sec in. =.
The bell rope u cum oPh ABOUT sA
inches TINS slde oV tAe ceiling. ia,
The bed IL q modern. STAT o9ttom, WIN
Two IhaIuessGs, ouc Sossoa ttlu . TLy uusM
and both harder, and ABOUT az 'n'cK az q
sea Dlsk.t XII .,o ,,,o1 .;do ,ro,,,, ond Inn
feel every slat ~ once, as easy az you coHAa
the ribs OF grid IRON.
The bed IL inhabited, Gg8Gy,
W sleep, some put roll oyer . goou, ueal.
For Dre1kias! you nave q sonS3 a5u Iny
coffee 100 Kolu 70 met Llu!tsI; itleu PSA,
toes which resemble INC chlps lhaG d TWO
inch auger makes IN lis Journey through
an oak log, .,,,
u BreaG solled, peel s|aks 4Dout y 'L l \
az q blister plaster anu ~ tough u"
hounds cur. $50 a.. ...,a;,
Table covered win plates lew scSI ga
to death pickles on one ov tnenl' una E y ~
endorsed crackers on tne osn ;:I ,,,.oo ~,
A pcwterlnKtnm castor WIN tIlrec y, w? "
ties in It, one without any pepper IN ~
one Without any mustard, anu QUE WIN
two inches oil drowned AleS' anu sum VIM
eg9r IN 1t. A. Il, - ,.,,o.,
servant ga, Wl'n hools s., o. " ,,I mM
arouna ye earnes, anu o Mg0S W "O"