davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1870-04-28
m RENT-HOUSXS,


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TO RENT-HoUSKS.
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h...bo.n1s Hot snd cid r.ier. bsthrooa Nd g..
Besn u he resi-. Avp,y = kMADKR + ~ nR. n'o"
= xsoa lspsi; p.iassd: soea 1.id: ~asa
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no Nss nEIcK nEsTDfSsGEs sS:s
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mopth Appv !. RocM Qta hnek. ----
no RKTWo coTTAAGE AS; G, G9fT4ISi. z saa aae
seed .ta.n.A =; i Z : Foa;1s 1zTTs = + GTT1W1Y
Eotiatr II srona eioset p7n3 N @ Eaoq of1eT -
81 ssffsSs Z; .s ss:s" -s i sisa ssa T. esa Hea
tp:lDd'as .. Sefhhsa !; hsaa, p.;sS 2sd
seo.s q y TO- win ~ '''n 'n'%'
IT, sxsE rs g
bt.@mens q y IsapFe.fs' fY r. III s W9
1a.a...- 1s --;z=,,=z N1 7.zz,z7 !, -, 7z7,,5 :,
f.esfa ct Il a 1,E. 4 4; a5
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mo RR1T-W EVANSTON, FRoX TIE isr. OF
5nne tss t;sS y u "a et.osa s FL tarnaes
81 "a bs95 ssehe s'f % " a1st: f.y s
a. ar, esss, &c, "a "a g s5s
s'9SxEz sst|sti Boom ia ia S.'laa-.. Gu l.ea
, 1870-04-28

nj 11c~ RgsT~osF VERY LARGE usfuRv1smED
,rSs. S.s ssis s i eess a''
no ToRENT-!ARaE EAX1MElL.LIGMTlRp XI !l ROOMS
.1e Z saA sas 1s*sn slses saasa & s'S
ITO REsr-1s T1IR FINEST LOCALITY III CHI.
ssese Xaaress .1se'E Fbuse
* s sos.t sAE s
ae,r:n .nd ahs1assa Ktat: $50 References se-
no RESr-FIvE ROOMS At rs SOUTH nofxE-
/ 1t. Re1t to small family moderate Apply On The
no REyT-THE FIRST FLOOR or TWosTo-
Ltssss Ihe hGgss u g1 n5w I'D 81 h59sd A. IN
no aEST:Fo0R NICELY FUFSIsHE1 IoPG-
Ia rseus tsr ernsleaet- At ls "ess Wishing
seaa:. xi q @isaors bosTd. Tor seats1ae0. 1t 81
no nEsr-N7CELT FURNISHED ROOFS; Also
L nnfurabhed rpoma ~ South claskst, corner jaek-
To RKST7ASP TUKSHTKE TSa sALE-H!AHS, lLE: {. e
mot so!essas ~ ps! ~ O. E..sT ~ttsE; s..;
ttss FL }ssI fs@ 81 psfsalaS I'll al 10
ass & ss,.ss TEE ssHTTga SsFE H.. sPRs q 1s:
s.e ssrm G.s % sss "a .ssend neeIs Ga; x;.sF
itf:S5ss1f iaoafsos 8 MI RS s
Mldisoo-t
1so RKST-f1RSTHEp E9oNS Z! FoR RouR
Katfcnr11 cIehxnerd
no aESf-1 SUITE OF TNFURxIsHED FRONT
ne9a.S : 81 aa ss'D4 1, Ss 1t sas 81 s.e
s;ssfsa T, ss sas ass's a'
: 1'o RKNT-A TkRY DESIRABLE FuRS1sHKp
tpem ,oits1e fsr ons two Of ta.se Hssse1, fait ss
T'm 9a sss soast. 4Ea.r Sf G:h sise7 s sses
4
65. I gKSES e. q 95s:i lsSKa FAmn ;s,. of &
:ss ssn: ss r as1 s5s7 sss ta -'1 '.' W.
e s.ts @ E. s IL Z -
s, TIE e p. sSeSs 4sssS
ipu,.hst Apply st rs TwensT%eeosdst. up Hatss-
1 no REsr-I HAvK TWO NICELY fURSrsAE1
!s.s stB.s: 81 = e Sss | sss
4 TO REST-oSE LARGE TaoT RooN: xlk ol
b,,s tai ~; & : Gp1 s: 1si 'sssb s sl
D L ished ioqaifr Il No. Aon:pstt. tor thsEe eath
ID mo RFSTLOYE VERY LARGE uSFURSEHE
ssS 1es. s9,s e ase
no RESr-1 EAST TwAsH1sGToSsT:., Y
: " WANTED-To RENT.
WASIED-To REsr-EE q, aaSE 4 "a. 11asE s9a,l.
s:s''5 f ;sazz3 T 81 X g. e. e
E.. tslsssd KsSSsHT i
heas hea, ~ E x aissta e Ell As' E. l.
;s FL H::! Is; 3 s;. q Z l s.ssset 4:
n HinY fcr thFrr 42FI
, 1870-04-28

fArftA de4$ $.f1tn i'm NA a
~ ~. hnstrd Il eTSrcs under fhe annV "ossora
M s,,J1nr rnsdn nc es,fa rrstn sesfn- Tness
r-araS Vcrr hioden Irss the indtsns ahotld ma |
non n q ID ~ mnds n, thsIs s naos ~
tnsIsstal sa p3'11!l, - Ss;tea nuaI lia
* e, rtsna on the btr = hn,n fs.v II.
When thr cath's warm bfesas l. ID ypr1urr dr,.t
And summer 4shsoued Q" hisaL
q y n nnas s1s.lsss aai}s. ID spot K at
1o0f' aaod'5 On that 11a' s.ss-
1he Pnxrl1n'. spirit l, not de.d =
Ard il wstehcs the bed Il n Is ..as1, 1ka tosd |
,-.,-... - - ~
IN III f. sa4n sas5d y II sh1t 81 tse.Sesodssose
Shall foesa I'D nrness I 10 mere. ee A''"'" ~
~
suns: ''A ''10a' "'''&eo 0' 0''' H. 0Acpn' Wa
COD. beneash Thy eutdfnxt hand
And wben sha5 tToa Do TtaaY snaad |
~ he M paySf aad pssn Shsy Massai9ped Ihea - ~.
.m ts. n ~, 9aMsei lsinaea tas S haaeaGe & ~ ne M
tksrt.a noa Ss =, - 49, I. .nr~ ~ ~
a G 70 n,.cnI iasf6 IT,. " .na ~ ndn Sey
=. tne rGes4t atoe, ~ aplEa ,,n ~ ,a ~
s, .onRa 1ns 1aeeae1 eons u MIC e4ea'4sNais Aae-
'eA rxrx.x,- oua..r,.7,ox
1ec f,onmttac os pr,9n.nrnt nr1snssa,,on rs
,,.". ~ SAttNE ~ taMaG Va 8 es o4@ieAs "ts>4AA" AZ
aensIa f. y. RepflnI II Mniten e1N WsSnn,;o. Rsv
Samuel wcieots. D D., < ohio; f Rsv: dsoTss +. II.
SoSr %a1.4a, a NRa1 n II A,,erns,sy r,no,,. psv.
y y IJnn, Eichir.n. ~ Pa = T. Hnhsrd Eev
Sotf NA1o' NAsA1san' is1'' ~ ~ "'e~"e 80"
w <...., r,. v- .,~ p.,.,,. 1,,n,,..
a.9nnea Hoi1%r. ~ Vo1r " y VIM Miehi,
S1n. Js1ncs T. krsn1. Htsaon1f. Rev. n. Il. How
Hrd Nsne A-''-~' -~'' - 11'
"T3 ~ 41erst ~, .,.r,eo
crxTEs1 uru.prs
| rbr 1,rr.iHent in Gaming forVsTg th.ntes them
Tor ths ma Ynnrta1, hnnn1 thav hsd aonA Mn, We
rse n ~ VII, x. ~ onScnrnq
humble member. 10 mlnoic his hcart nom he East
,,eet ~ ~ .iexstsH r. ~ hipn Al Snnn1aht 70
sItinn' IL hnned the sommitter ~ whn1n IrcnnFder
its scton ma confer The honor upon some otSer
| rersor t1.rtas ~ - En =, -f~N '
~ e1rE = n ,No11 M s.,a ha hal tct,.r IN
t,oHns,ng ~ - sisrrrTa, T.tn1 ~ Irn,irn ~.
, 1870-04-28
HE1p wAHTED-MALEs.

ntlseeiIanesu..
I3nss. "a ninine Rooms. =
Co4c1ensA Wnn1eT % rfof and N ovltey.
CtAk Aisob AA4ss>AA "'t~s > 1870
49, w.: 77,5-.-=5 er1 nv ~ An N T7FR
" ANlEgSLA sUNE. o. na5 ,hs hors. mn MIA
hnoasH tene1nnJ rsssaI 1aqae 1t No, Metropolitan
Bioef,
1TT7- sT710 715 srII0VV EN AZ, Hf1yS
w srHsht woft. Apply II Hoon q, 10. Is Wish
inStuaAt
nav m IA H0P FFa m WI1RK
w On iai7n. .av mill.. au.nie1. ac. 0ood ply and
ftrc transportation. Apply to r. Z, CHRISTIAN. -
Akc1ot.h-ss, Room ;, near bft4Sr.
.x-r1..4 {, ex,.uovIuN WV n ;FY7r cTTy.
, 1870-04-28
INSTRUCTION.

vtTAYTEn-TWO ELPEkIENCED EDQOATORA
w 70 lii 10 tbe keoent q INT elxes ssoainaty
beautifully located in the Northwest Ca1 u ID e
esIhe-st, tdA Hetk.
, 1870-04-28

The dusty and weary traveller Will
and GkcelIclt b4sh-EuofH1 1t tie American Aorae,
Boston. AIRY rooms, htlistd balls, vertical rstl-
render this . fatoittc house with tf1vcno11.
, 1870-04-28

Sit James Hotel, Ho4son, 1uaa.-
During tho travelling season, II our patrons vii
kindly inform a. either By telegram or letter, Of
their Intended slTVal, We can Be better prepared
for their comfort
In accordance with the rtlucNon In the value Of
gold, The t11nAlent hoArd At the St. Jnuaes u re-
ductd to four doua1x per dAY.
TKornIEruH ST. JAxEa uOrH1-
, 1870-04-28

Paper HAnvtnEs and window
1hadea, lAtest tty1ea-- Faiuth, oils, KlAsa md
brushes. 1t r. E Rlgby1. 81 Randolph-st,
, 1870-04-28
BOARDING AND LODGING

BOARDING AND LODGING.
II ADAMS s7sT:-nErWKnN TUE ArESuEs-
- fq,n,.ns1 5osn. with eooa 'o.fa Also DAY
.nd"yh1 T9 rs9t y1 s losEd fsoat rg9n fur
81 AnEHDEES;sr = KLEoAST SUITE or
s, I'm ns: sss ssses seat: .'''
0 ss1;. ~ sEAR aAp1s1NET9
~ JAcKsoNSr-OFE LARGE, UNFURNlsH.
q. second .,ey fsost n, reon T. n.th III; .,s9yc +. .ad
9 THlaRAX .!S zla FRONT s n;3s n9oH on sgE1 TT
ron er It wh td s.:s 81 bosr sS
% THRD.AV,, CORNER HARRtsoS-sTIETo |
:ses o saitss a. "a Wiz
sias,e room. furnished foE = seut'cm1o
Ol ka.4d i;b geT .s 9s
.i9 a. 81, 2 e.n 4 l9i sl1eTnifsstl ri Nne5s w
1s nas s.s : tns
lO5 AED ~ % NoRTI MATEE,sT. AT Est At At , THE
1 A9s5isao eae Tes nee s. Sos
a1's'..s r. WanssSs e'' - '@
11O COTTAGE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES on
ssnveaise. and afsseiaa board. csll and 'oe atscr
1856 sSha 55 ;'5 "a; 5;!ss s9E ssss
ments. References seGuifsd.
lou raszs Of saia: q 1aems: taEai.aGa i: srn,is
tnen md ladies' or gentlemen soketheE With h9sf4 -
saee ;rasa 81 Sssf md 'e'''' an'o'p'< e4e'
176 WEST WAsHIXGT = SIGELY M MYER-
~: s'ess 's@ ~ s.ss
s10T NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. WITH SUITES
iics. Hde1enees "a n :1ehanssa. ' 1'' ~ -
O1E WEST WAsHfNCToS S.sT.-FnOST R0oM,
, 1870-04-28

01ree4itc1
CIIUAT1ON TASTED-TD no SECOND WORK.
. erperzf hcn.rofk In pfivnc family. Apply It
ld AtchenAt. hct~eeu Ca1ai And Jefferson. Good
fefcrroec-
ErrUATIOS WASTED-nF A. PROTESTANT
y young woman to epok. Nash md Iron 10 pttyst1
family whcro thvrr IL sccu1d girl AddEesa t3 South
Elask.st
CTTUATi0a WANTKD-BY 4 GOOD GIRL 70 20
= general ho1scwoEk in plivste fsnuy INQUIRE for
GITUATIoSS SWAETED-nY TWO SMART 0IRIA-
p Onr gx.s eeamstfrss u wtltak 70 90 any wo!E:
lx.t Inference Addr1a H. Tritune utnrr. one ~oek.
ETTUAT1oa wANTED-BY a CoMPRIKNT GlII-
Eand cook, waahcF, and nuer. Good rcfcTepes4 give
Can he II SIS Alc1tx4n.aS or inquiry At los La
S.le-st
C1TTATIOaS WANTKD-BY TWO REsPECTA-
. bio dfa In the xauo family one b cook laundry
work, and to do secQnd work. Hw. or to take CAFE
of shsld1en. Apply At f1sdencc ct rrrsent employer,
CruAT1OSs WASTEp-Rr TWO GIRLS, oyis
. - conk, wasbrt xnd rcncE, the a1har upstairs
xiIl Ge.d city .sic1rnec. No. il bafs4r*t
l,rFuATIOx WAErF1HY AN KxPERIESCED
= gin, to Do gr1lcTsl houAcWolk In ANAL t1Ms. az
kitchen work. Gopl rtfrrruee required AddFuss
II Micaigznss-
CrTUATIOSs WAKTED-RY TWO Girls: ONE
- cook, wAshcs snd troufr, and the other soeul
etr In private family Beat II Fcfxrrnru kiren A
ply At in Wsba1har.. nesf rnrner of
CrruATIOHs WAFTED-BY TWO COOP GIRLS ;
= and paatty cook. ana the ather
atand sbeis business Acisreuecs frquirod- Call At
ShefnanAt.
, 1870-04-28

y AtEays trouble II lts source In the peftcranin
ana It may BE- heru remarked -that n the netvnS1
abte pefTade1 tnh eut1ye frame, no part Of -tsss
phJEcet :Etfncsu1e can be Affected without the
:ncsscs suffering sJ7upatac cuez1ly. Liver c0mplalut
effect u stupot. confusion Of ideas, hypo-
ssoadstass u sometnes persistent Or periodical
ceedRE from Indigestion Of dilloukneas, at both the
7to,nachc aud anti-oill properties ii the prep
Atot!on will 2opn tElfEve tho t1rMtr, BY removing
tho cansc- II the complaint u purify nerrou1-,n
other words, u It tAs ortktnsted ID the ncrTons
sJ1tcm. and Il lot the result OF synpAtny1nc
Ettcta WIN be equslly etlcsctou1
, 1870-04-28

P1mplea Removed and tho Skin
anS 9aafn,sG 6otn 90 f,e 1y enhf saPe m ~ u
, 1870-04-28

H@ATKnLTO PURCHAsR q KEH qS1WsiME .
" e.. noTfh ef vAuBu.ra- SLOAN e epeS~' -
Y WAAhlnkfou+t-
-AxTun-H6R 4 CTSONKN, I4TRoEkD p
" Ie1ideoce uopav on soa.a fide; go sI.n troSs civ
t2AR- VIII yAJ part e.sh. rs1 s1sE1nceL II E 1HEL& i
HUTCHE, I98 n Wass3of*no1t-
, 1870-04-28
SITUATIONS wAnrED-MALEs,

SITUATIONS "ANIEAD-MALESs
;fIlscclf1nedus.
S1szx S:t xoYSo ssa usdss A.
;sna, = spshnf 4 s4rientus. hosrs, &c Apply At
~ Ro0hheeptrs. Clerks. DC.
STTuAa1M0S S 70 WAsrEnIbY , r.; 4 YOUNG MAN Az
81 T.: Il dissp{ :!
SfrnATloS <WAS7KD-As EoFYisTf. 81 4
GrTuArloN wANrEU-Ix 4 WHOLESALE Or
- - Ttssa d iso. @ hous. f1 man thoroughly
81 c. 7abuac Once. >'''" -'''''N'@ &'''A1'~
SiIUATIos WANTEp: ne GRoSKRs5As s1IEs
s5s'sae<' nsa y 'ff:s'Fa, ~, fHagsid h'Hd with f
pye.n = sss t 10 i.st .hfee IN L. epq5 q one 4
~ tsa zsaa:s I S FIJI '2s sess = '''f
ST;44A1a5oS TO; Z, WASTkp = S' p aY yogxs NAY As
g b Tribune ofier- . @>N''>S
ClTuATloS wAsTK01 YOUNG ban or
q so0as s;1 asaGs sane sss o bot
CITuAr1oS WANTED As TRArE- LING AtzESr
h1aSN e. IL isEi aoas. H. '''' Add' jokes
ClTUATlON TAS1En-nY 4 FIRSTCLIS3B
ieas, @ M aaJrrs. ssa sos 81 sspss5s eas5ste
SIgAr1oN WANTED 9 ny AS. ExpER1sscEp
x.n r. II syns hsa & DDsss g e. s.as
# sssa ar s7ae5 s. s;1ss :sst sse ss-
crruAF1o1 w4YrzpEBT 4 YOUNG MAN. -
!s$;ss 8 ;:s4s e III T. i
CTTuATIoN WASTED--TO DR1;alGisTs-As
9a5 s'.h a.. :! 'sIsa poa NJ s'r
, 1870-04-28
-
PERSONAL.

PERS0EAL
Dun AwAF-1UsrN 4. .IsHAN.. A BOY L
y1n1r cad Ieft MI hSy,,s q Wet lndaaA r., Atoat
eo'eso4 Tnesday Eoo.pias. ,m1 = l,79 e u hkht
rruraexaou kIy End tn The le.f tatfks xaJ
pAnta hfpWn Alooch hal and brown cost
DERsoYAI- .WaSTEp or
L DsyN Enk1slh. aho1s = yeazs "a. Ahom fce4 ls
Inthrn III ma f1fheT styot dAA black hAF and dark
so1pcxen; .hsn lals hea5a iron "a veins s9 ths
XaGI3si. sTr s1 0xgt, W11dA KoEAax A1s, Gh&1xaa d
, 1870-04-28
AGENTS WANTED,

GENTS wASTEp-roR T0ppH COUNTRY
y HOMES. AID uoW TO SAVE MONEY te.eh; ;
boy rtse sh hs = .sass I'D ~ q Ena; n;a 2.
tiun on fruits. fuzzy k1fuenfnK. uEf7t Eslienin9.
ke. &C. An eteE1at cc.tv volume rsufa,ry t1st,at1,
ht CesIt1y Gestie.9.a~ ese ~, r., .!fh II. IN hf
Yo1t Tisoes;E Ire yesss ri Ihe Nee York oo.sT:
veT." and psr~nt tue e;oF:al ssaa q u. nssef
fo1d'1 Teasf Fsz1pesa AanrsL- -AntHc.3u AZ Wheat t
E,oss hoo, Esrrtcaa + srrtber and threu ~ Pro.
aa, te ne1t hss't bssdts - ns 1H1. heEaa a tea '
SI0bDARD ( PARkHUKST, III Nhanta8son@tt
, 1870-04-28
WANTED-TO RENT.


I-AyTED-TO RENT-RU0A N HOE8E VT
" rootrn rnnvcrstpcr4. with or Without pGala.
criv ps1tlsi hasfd Sor.h Side psettf5ra. Aedsesa
, 1870-04-28
DETECTIVE AGENCY.

= rFsps> TBIpfLK Z cos PuBIC oFF1CR
M i ei Room 6 ortr Tnl IS md y LASA1e-t HGs-
r, q aus1rtea b tried 10d ErHAhe D~teHvcA U Eh.
cara SC Lptis New York, and principal cstiea Of tas
, 1870-04-28

i7tkNE&fIdKF4dK. =
CITUAJ1ON WANTED A 1ADY.S NURSK
. wiahf~ home wnerr scrycrs wiY be equivalent for
b.ard, whrn engaged. Address LADfts NURSE,
Tribune ofkier-
NTASTED-Io co TO NKMPHls, II Grin, TO
" work fu hotef Good wsses will be- kfFs an sr.u
portstion fE. Also, ers for this dty. and S farm
, 1870-04-28
BOARD WANTED.

c.f.0N ONE.HALP INTEREST N A PROFIT
QOUU atlr business for sale. raging 6u or tkp PCT
nunth 0nly tbosc having the rash and eaniuS huaa-
mesa rtrd can Fl nfz.t,orn q. R1pra J.
, 1870-04-28

/ fuitr Of Tonn4 ~ PET MnnIn EtA E tfsftkfS q
bath. Arrly 70 y: Z. sA AEKMooD, ~ oes!oolH|. ~
To REyT-3 3RoONs-FCRS1sHED OR CSEURN.
| ithc1 fnonjrr II Nc. ~ NonepeSt. fut thrce daFh
mo REST-OYE VERY LARGE uSECRSsHED
front rom without board; rsoaeru i5a1@uxeIoeas;
beautiful Ete~; - tt1t elaa rastrs- O. 10 SonsEs*
o,oIFxv-u EAsr WASHINGTON S-ST.-PARLOR
snd hr1fu7m baodsone1y fnrnt1hetko rat from Nay
I, or JQEc l, TO Oftnh+f l.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1870-03-17
Mrs. Lyman on Motherhood.

Mrs. Walter G. Lyman has completed
her course of Physiological lectures III
DR.. Chapin's Church in this city. The
last, on Maternity,it is said was able and
eloouently presented: Woman's mission
as wife and mother and the duty she ows
to herself aud to society. Mothers, she
said, are responsible for the apetites
and passions their children inherit, and
should remember that all the sentiments
and emotions of their nature are trans
mitted to their offspring; and woman
may become a power Or earth, IT not IN
her own person, in that Of her child.
Women should be more controlled by
judgment and less by feeling. Does any
one, she asked, except strong organlza-
ton Of the children of woman who
faints at the sight of beetle or spider
or mouse? The mother can mould the
child to her will from the first moment
of its existence Who doubts that "poets,
orators, painters are born. not made
Who has not observed the cold, angular
characters that have grown up in barren,
cold and unloving homes? The mother
that does feel impressions of beauty and
harmony will be likely to have children
OF cold, and probably, harmonious ma
lures. Every father and mother owes it
to the world to develop such children as
shall make the world better, and advance
the great ends of humanity. Six out of
ten children born into the world die
without being any real advantage to hu-
aNanity; neither is the world any better
for their having lived in 1.-THE Reco-
tiJr.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1870-03-17
A Paris Sensation,

The World has an extraordinary SEN
sation in its Paris letter of February 2l.
According to the gossip of French salons,
the Emperor Napoleon III, died on the
ninth of September last, under the knife
OF the surgeon, Ricord, and in his place
reigns the Prince Imperial as Napoleon
", with the Empress Eugene as Re
gent
The story runs that ncv relative
of the Emperor, though not in the line
of succession, and bearing a close resem-
blance, appears in the place of Napoleon
on the few occasions on which he is sup
posed to appear in public.
The correspondent says the plan or
iginated with the late Emperor, who
feared the European complications, and
that before his death he received a prom
Use from England. and it is believed from
Russia, that they would aid in maintain
ing the Prince on the throne.
The letter gives various reasons tor
crediting the story, and says it explains
the remarkable change of policy in the
French Government. Nevertheless, 1t
appears very like an easlly-constructed
capard.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1870-03-17
Editing a Paper.

Editing a paper is very pleasant
business.
If it contains too much political mat
too little they won't have it.
Ifthe type are too large it don't con-
tain enough reading matter; it the type
is small they can't read il.
IF we publish telegraph reports, folks
say they are nothing but lies, if we omit
them, then they say we haye no enter
prise, or that we suppress them for po-
litical effect.
If we have few jokes, folks say we
are an old fossil.
If we publish original, they damn us
for not giving selections.
If we publish selections, folks say we
are lazy for not writing more and giving
them something they haye not read in
some other paper.
If we give man complimentary
notice, we are censured for being par
tial.
If we do not. all hands say we are a
great hog.
If we insert an article which pleases
the ladies, men become jealous.
1t we do not cater to their wishes the
paper is not fit to have in the house.
If we attend church, they say it is on
ly for effect; if we do not they denounce
US as deceitful and desperately wicked,
If we speak well of any act of the
President, folks say we dare not do 9TH
erwise if we censure, they call us trait
ors.
IF we remain in our office and attend
to our business, folks say we are too
proud to mingle with our fellows.
If we do not pay promptly, folks say
we are not to be trused; if we do pay
promptly. folks say we steal the money.
-Er.
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Curiosity Rewarded.

A we'll known citizen of Hartford
Conn.,, few days ago, had taken his
seat IN the afternoon train for Providence
when a small, weazen-faced, elderly man,
having the appearance Of we'll to-do
farm farmer, ne came into the car looking for a
seat. The gentleman good naturedly
made room for him by his side, and the
old man looked him over from head to
foot,
Going to Providence ?" he said at
length.
mo, SIR" the stranger answered, po-
litely ~ stop at Aadover.
Il want to know! | belong out that
way myself Expect to stay long ?''
''Only ever night, Sill. {"
A short pause.
Did you cal'late to put up at the
tavern ?''
mo, sir. I expect to stop with Mr..
Skinner"
What, Job Skinner's? Deacon Job
lives in little brown house OF the old
pike? Or mabbe it's his brothers.? Was
it Tim Skinner Square Tim s-where
you was going ?''
Yes" said the gentleman, smiling:
1T was Squire Tim -
Dew tell if you are goin' there to
stop over night Any connection of
his n?"
mo, sir!"
Well, now, that curious. The old
man aln got into any trouble or nothin
has he y lowering his voice; ''ain't 60
ing to serve writ onto him, be ye 2''
s'Oh no, nothing of the kind"
"Glad ont. No harm in askin,' l
s'pose. [ reckon Mss SINNERS some
connection of yourn?"
No. said the gentleman. Then,
seeing the amused expression on the face
of two or three acquaintances in the
neigborlng seats, he added, in conGden-
tial tone:
Il am going to see Squire SINNERS
daughter.
Law sakes!'' said the old man, his
face quvering with curiosity. '"Ihats
it, is it? [ want to know Coin to see
Mirandy Skinner, becye? Well Mirandy
is nice sal-kinder hombly, and long
favored, but smart to work. they say, and
| guess you're about right age for her,
too. Kep' company together lcng?"
Il never saw ner in my life, Sir
GLOW you talk Somebody gin her
recommend s'pose, and your goin'
clear out there to take a squint at her
Wa'al, [ must say there's as likely gals
in Andover as Mirandy Skinner. I've
got family Of growed up daughters
myself. Never was married afore, was
ye? Don't see no weed on your hat"
Il have; been married about fifteen
years, sir, [ have wife and five chill
dren.' And then, as the long restrined
mirth Of the listeners to this dialogue
burst forth at the old man open mouth
ed astonishment, he FASTENED to explain:
I am Doctor, my friends, and Squire
Skinner called at my office this morning
to request my professional services for his
sick daughter.
eva al now - And the old bore Wad-
died off into the next car.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1870-03-17

Journals East and West are now in
dulging the Yankee privilege of guessing
what population the coming census Will
disclose, Fifty millions is the highest,
and forty millions the lowest estimate,
The New York Tribune has INDUCED IN
''some careful figuring" and has come
to the conclusion that it will be about 40,
S00,0 We are not able to see how
careful figuring in the dark could help
the matter much, but the Tribune guess
is probably not far out of the way. This
would give an increase of 100000, OF
about thirty per cent, in ten years OF
war and terrible civil commotion. Ii, as
Mill has it, the citizen is the unit OF
power it will make us superior in this
respect to any European nation except
Russia-five millions more than Austria,
three millions more than France, ten
millions more than Great Britain. We
shall have five million more people than
Turkey and Prussia, or Italy and Spain
combined. And who can set our horo
scope for 1900 P Chicago Post.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1870-03-17

A DILA- DRY REsPoNDENT.- y on
know the individual who is always diia-
tory in making the responses? He is
usually to be found in every Episcopal
parish, much to the annoyance of the
quite. orderly people who unfortunately
are compelled to sit near him. A man
of this sort was one Of the most regular
(such always are regular) attendants at
St-'s, Philadelphia and so 'wor-
riting'' had his drawing habit become,
that some of the Pensioners called upon
the rector and requested him to Inter
view the laggard, and request him to
make the resposes in unison with the
rest of the brethern. ou see my dear
Sir" said the rector, 1T is easy enough
to be prompt, if you will but fix your
mind upon it. IF you begin the General
Confession promptly, you will easily end
with the others. Then again, at the
Creed you commence: I believe, etc.,
promptly, why, at the proper time. you
will be able to descend into he'll with the
rest of the congregation Now my dear
Sir, pray be little more prompt, and
do ths:s! Editors Drawer, in Ho,per's S
Magazine for March,
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GIVE THE DEVIL HIS DUE.-A pas
tor was making call upon an old lady.
who made it an habitual rule never to
speak i'll of another, and had observed it
so closely that she justified those whom
she had heard evil spoken of. Before
the old lsdy made her appearance in the
parlor, her several children were speak
ing of this popularity of their mother,
and one of them added: 'NIother has
such habit of speaking well of every
body, that [ believe if Satan himself
were the object of conversation. mother
would find out some virtue or good quail
ity in him." OF course this remai
elected some smiling and merriment at
the originality of the idea, in the midst
of which the old lady entered the room,
and Oh being told what had just been
said, she Immediately and involuntary
replied: "Well, my children, wish we
all had Satan's industry and perserer-
ance."
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l 1 Painter. Quay street adjoining the new Touring
mill south SiIe oGgrs his service to the Citizens
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