The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-06-11
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

lhs Fulton Ledger mourns the death OF don.
ley. That paper pAthetically s.ys: Tho whole
township will miss his melodious voice He va.
me best musician in miles sround!'
the same paper states that Bob Ingersoll, the
veil known radical, Was in town lstsly. and O..
his departure whisky vas quoted ",kerce and
hl~
Mr.. Cuyckanickpucks Sakiatsky litmilks Auk..
Snasmucks Aekutonektzokorts keeps hotel at
Sitks, Alaska Eyehdngs.
Wonder il his steaks are as tough and his bill.
As long Is his name,
In" Joliet Republican is pleased to be very
Complimentary with the legal fraternity of this
state. Its editor believes ''the nsioritv of tho
lawyers know Just - much about law as q horse
about algebra
The Rpuotc0' may no. be- aware how much
it ISLANDERS the horse.
The cslAboo'e at Esrlville wa. destroyed BY
tire on Wednesday Of last week. The Goz-ne
says: "whi.ky was at the bottom of it,"
Whisky must be awful bad out there We
recommend the EarlvilliAus to keep better whis.
~ OF yet an ea'thquaks.proof calaboose.
The DE Ksib Ae~s thinks they mean business
Sandwich. They have voted to prohibit the
sale OF al! Intoxicating drinks, under heavy fines
ana imprisonment. and they are building new
isil"
The N',e' further remarks:
"On Wedu--dAy last, Elgin aud Dundee shin.
ped 1000 sallous of milk to Chloago-.omethinv
NJ milky way.
And again
"A petition in printed and circulated. siyned
BY nearly i've hundred women of Genevs, ask.
ing the loyal vo.eV TO elect council pledged to
hot licen.e liquor selling.
"ouel are always strong temperance men.
The Henry Republitas declares that the youue
m'n Of that locality understand slight Of hand
very we'll especially that feat known q. the
"hotte Trick
The M-""ub f00t~ relieves its mind in this
~sy:
Poetry 1. 'he flower Of literature; prose il the
'orn, potstoes and mests satire 10 the aausferts:
Wv 10 the spice and pepper; lovs-lstters srs the
money and sugar; and letters containing remit.
tsnce' 90 subscriptions. are the sppls.dump-
!inss.'
The lao< further ssat<s in very sarcss.io
way
There /. = town in 0sorgis whses thev shave
tho heads OF all who are found drunk in ,ts
streets Cfncky. what lot of bald headed chaps
there would be On our streets II our Justices
~ses 70 sdopt The systsn hsrs.
The editor Of the Joliet RspuNscon hss At
'sassh relieved Ains'if Of the following profound
witt,eiam:
why /. it tina. the Fsaisns ars not NOR, enc.
"essful because their standard 10 shamrock,
That felIo" should Be- bled for tho simplss.
The last Aurora Bnro1 i. filled with all sorts
Of distressing scciden.s They must b. q very
careless sat Of people up there.
The Beocon further says:
After looking through dozen dry local ex.
manages the other day. we were at length graft.
rcd IN gs'ting hold OF the Morris Herald and
'H''Tlscr, wrineing wet and thoroughly tanned
beautiful saddle color
OF course, saddle" or "hlsck. and. tan i, the
political color Of that paper
The same paper thinks that strange bird Va
'ateiy described lie = Poke
Nonsense; w are .ure::it lent, because il dosut
In the least resemble the editor Of the Bea,on,
nor. in fact any other radical editor.
The Sycamore Republican is inclined % h.
fsestious with our up the river neighbor.. Tn.
editor ssys:
There il trouble in St Charles. Somebody 1.
putting up new building thers-the 6rst in
many years. sad the natives think it an evdsnc.
Of insanity. The new lumber friRhtsns The
horses sets the dogs barking at il, aud the Loaf.
era gAs'ins over it. Nobody knows what to think
The Pontiac Free Trader says:
"Revels lectures on the Tendency Of the
Age The tendency Of the aye is to steal. and
feve!s Is living promoter Of that tendency"
THE government will be called upon to send
troops to Pontiac. The editor of tho above IL
evidently not 'loil." and need. recoustruc,;n, :,
!" 18th amendment
The oquawka Spectator has funny poet, who
thus pours forth his pensive soul in refrepce 10
the *"o penalty for not answering the census
taksr:
risy the Marshal and tighten his task:
Answer him, answer him, all he may ask.
Don't you 60 back on him, for, if you do,
The law, you knowll. make it quite lively for Won,
Capt Parker. the genial editor Of the Weuona
hdet, h.' sold out to his partner, and has sone
back On the profession. He Is aow merely q com.
mon postmaster Well even angels have fallen.
The jackson Iowa. Sentinel recommends ,vo
ma'h and sour but.ermilk as good remedy for
obesity
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