The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1870-03-19
FEMININFTY.

A Cincinnati Judge has decided thar
la blow from husband inflicted upon q
wife is sufficient ground fer divorce.
Miss Fanny Joy, reigning bells in
Keokuk, has just married a MIR: Blaine.
The thing of beauty preferred not to
remain Joy forever,
A cotemporary is anxious to know
how soon the young Indiana ladies who
advertise "love.making and men-choos'
| ing meetings" are going to get up
divorce matinees."
A Minnesota couple, anxious to be
married and unable to find a minister,
engaged the services of shoemaker,
who quickly united these two souls with
but single thought.
A Lafayette girl has no luck with
husbands. Her first ono committed
suicide, her second was sent to the pen
litentiary, and she has now married q
man old enough to be her father.
The Sioux City Times says a young
lady in that vicinity, only fifteen years
old, was married less than year ago,
and IS now the mother of three plump,
healthy infants, all girls. That will do
Go il while you're young
at is believed that French intrigue
is at the bottom of the duel" There it
is again! "a French intrigue" means
woman; and nothing in tho shape OF a
tragt dy can come about unless wo-
man be at the bottom or the top of It..
"Tis ever thus"
Albany girls are dangerous things.
One recently asked an attentive beau
when he meant to marry her, and, IS
| he hadn't the slightest idea ready on
the subject. she broke teapot full of
water over bis head, but, siIange as it
may teem, he didn't want TO marry her
after that.
An old lady in Alabama not long ago
agreed to dispose Cf her estate to o
young man, at ber death, for $4,000,
aud the young man Immediately insured
her life for bis benefit for that amount.
She died in short time, whereupon he
collected the policy and paid for the
property.
Some Albany girls who had charge Of
q table at far Tor religious purposes in
that city, played pretty sharp game
to draw custom. The inserted "per-
sonaP' in the papers, in which "Lizzie"
begged her 'dear George" to meet her
at the table named. Everybody was on
the lockout for the meeting, and bought
something while waiting.
And now another woman has been
cowhiding Kentucky editor because
he said her husband always smelled her
breath after she came home from the
Temperance Blessing in the evenings.
This thing is getting 10 be rather
monotouous. 1t is becoming chronic.
If it gets common in this neighGor-
hood, we will write items in burglar
proof safe, or else locate Our saDctum
in q divingbell or o cofftr-dam, and
have a law passed 10 prohibit muscull lr
women from swimming around that
neighbOrhood. "Mother, is the battle
overW
The commercial idea entertained by a
few women is spreading. The Board Of
Trade of Chicago were very much as
touished, few days since, to receive
an application from lady for mem Der
ship. she stated herself to be over
thirty years of nge, with plenty Of
capital and a good moral character. The
corn dealers were thrown into a state
of he most complete botheration. If
women in New York could deal in
stocks, why not, in Chicago, in stacks !
On the other hand, the presence of the
lady member might prevent that use Of
profane language which long habit had
rendered necessary to some of the oper-
ators. Passion might stimulate the
tongue, but decency would restrain it.
The matter, at the last account,was still
under consideration.