, 1870-11-13
IgTOH PARLE AEGLAIs.

i u the language Of courts. which Is
aDe thing to begin with, and up /
j. fcaa hme Il - has .been the nefres
approach to that universal lAngusgo "a
which 10 many wise men have sighed. ]
wonld. indeed. be great oonvsnience
Eoiore could be got toaGtaeupon nat subjec
md yett hoE many PERSONS would such Z
instituiinn deprive Of THAR chief pleasure
! Who would care to listen to onr heet Pafisia
French, u be poeeessed subatituts for It IN
9ye1y other European dialect That roll Of th
French ~, Of which He ars far proudef thr
t the possession Of the three hotnely Euel;s
onts,@ and which Justife. ne in the indiseriu
anAte ule Of the wtrd sncrr, wuuld then b
: mere blank cartridge. It would be no longe
remarked OF us that We should be chs1c1iB
companion for tour On the continent. "
should hEYe to depend for cur reputation upo
idEte.
Well, mxtsers bare rot cone to Tia
pass yeti tho universal language see1+ I
iar on as eEer; but tbers is anoshe
danger uhieh threatens to depreciat
our accomplishment in tho social inarke.
German ehculd trke TIM p'ace Of Fzen:a .
The tengua Of Europe! Where thouad wa b
then Any man enhjaet TO co1ds in the hea,
would hasa-the pas OF us in ACCURATE pro
nuuciAtion. OLD HAWkcr It the club wouIt
laye the accent medal from tho Academy o
are acquainted with the Gern,sn tongue, but
With that exception, what would become o.
the Url'ish aristocEacy. deprived. by tLil
ennyulsion Of fortuna, Of their slnglt
ta'ents Even Ns. Bright used to c5n
beautifully though. II ia trne, he -con,dn'l
speak 1t hmee!s, which rather detrae,s from
the sLue Of his commt ndat,on. a1r. Thaek
cray. irdeed, rAkes Becky, tho RQrexppsa
eretk bttter French than al the swells eht
msets with i at ny Lord sse5nss; bu. then hs
Wall, II all the world has to lesrn Germ.u,
the French will have 10 learn |. /: they have
bad to ea. their ON words. but Ii Il is nothius
20 The peuancc OF having German words pui
into. their mouthe. It Is terrible "a
a,pi th,Dk that they, Who have beun .the
form" so long, sill row have to Learn from =
| model. Their 3ourg men will hare to goa.
! ept c:Ac!e"s their young women to be, nh 10
ets1t; OF they will not be IN tho faahion
(Which would bo insurportsble). Bnt the
WORT p.1t OF their pnhiahnsus wsll Wit hout
the Bsrlin accent. They, who have bebeld
every other civilized nation ecdeavo1ing, and
| In most cases dse.ablr falling, to roll lis r..
out Of compliment to themsslyeaI
| =, Low viii they eyer do it? I oannot ask
that question point blRnk; but indirectly, I
bow the Belei.ns (who speak sort Of
French themselves, you know learn English,
1t ia veEy probable that that will b. tho first
step which the French will have to
take hesc1s learning German they can suso-
be soma intermediate step, such aa our own
tongue sffofda- They n,nat b. lot down easr.
II you had been exclusively accustomed to 4
miik.dlet and were sudden1y offered ~ arti-
s c69ke, It Tonld probably stick IL your ti,ro.t,
tube must be treated with confederation; the
palate (from which We get ariiculstion) r,nst
not be rasred. Here ie forecast, then, OF
what will happen under this now
regime; I present picture, net
study, hare thoroughly mastered the ir.riea-
cses q our language, aud conslder themselves
qualified 10 teach it. ! giva you specimen
Of tue Englieh tongue Alter j. has bsen &C
qui1ed BY continental exper's. :.
u.ssa zns i1oipseas r sa c1 @ ns'hs at Spa, pnb;
~ French gentlemsn OF : Iosrrod pro.
fession, who ia evidently proud Of Il "a 4 COM
position, viii furnish II good An example A.
another: II this document weEo not orns-
mentcd By beautifoi wood. cut Of tho building
That contain: the baths We might mike ersya
nisttke at Tho outset. for il ls entitIe3 RE
.'t1 Establishment Gf the Dsts at SPA, This
is rot aa attractive statement, since tu1nr
people, 1nd eapcctAlly iuv2li1s Ito whom tho
prospec.ns ID addFeseed), hAvs = prejadi:n
againes bats. However, the mistake Is eoor
seeuiad 20 fsr, although by the introduction
The stamp joined to this recfesezts thu
principal front Of the now bathing house in
The st.mp Joined to thisa I had
rectlsed this inte'csting document BY
nosf' for II. .nd ss oEes ssgan te ss,re!,
eIclosed It, and which sdthoughtles flung
AWAY. There Was nothing, however, psrtfc1-
lar about the stamp, which represented 4
Kings head. Tho word et1mp' Ia thls
learned dKan.lenan's mind Vas ovidently iden-
nuea sitn - wood.cut." Bnt lot us 60 on to
AN this abort laps OF tisno It's reputation
already ha. become EUROPEAN :; but Also how
many xondets-that IL the real EXPRESSION
afe 70 be found in tho nsw creation !" It IL
most eAtiafsctoEy to faud that "tha rezl ex-
preston" bas been discovered for one thing
tho lap OF time, which il a poe.ical
tioa: xiiis; as. IL susaplaa" e '' trish aa11.
roved from Nj. :Elij1h Pog1am, While tho
m.nner !. a;e of spelling u perfectly Original:
b6au .ss',.s :. .,.,ed nkeoa-
tarily excites cur admiration. This splendid
architecture ia own to II. Ru5s. OF Bru1ollos.
:. =. A fountain Of the purest water, own
production Of tho soil Of 6ps, and an incx.
h.ust'b'e fountain Of snlfaro-fsrruginoua.
mEnts. under Ill forms, to eyosy degree or
NATURALIZATION, to every Temperature, aud &C.
cording to all urgoucies OF mafAdies.' D5 tho
sJstern Of vapcr apptcated to tho calefAction
Of water, hia latter, IN five minutes, 10
brought to eyery temperature the physi-
dtgrees."
As IN Euelieh composition this t own pro.
duction Of the coil OF Spa" Is itt1o involved:
and We eu|pect that the scientific portion Of
the prospectus IL also scarcely framed 10
cary conviction homo to the breAst Of tho,
the Thermometer IN uso in the parks Of Lon
don. the information that '' by the systen Of
yapur aprlicAted to the cAlefactinu OF water,'
his BATH may be brought up to sight dsgrnes
above trtezlog point, will be bI no means
may be made drinkabls, but only to
those who wear ceftain garment. @ For tho
na1t year special apparel ahall be eatsh-
1iehed. in order to employ - beverage this
water" We have heard Of q waterproof coat,
but OF coat that renders water d1inkAhlc no
sor Eould probably hare d. raad ''app1ratus.r
To the comfortable Ia Joined tho elegance,
even luxury. notwithstanding certain pecuuI
customs. which generally reduce theso ao1ts
Of establishments to the ucctssa.y e1pentc.
Doubtless this ts point OF confederation.
tle suffering, precursor Of beginning. OF
consequence OF mAlAdy not 3at finished,
then the spirit finds : woll.besps, calu, i
salutary dislr2ctinn In tho contemplation Of
the beautiful. Never cold aliuement OF
stents. wlshont al decorations and objscss Of
art, has produced = salutAsy moral eHsot on
the soul Of tho eick or tho conyalesolnt."
Thtrn ID certainly distraction" enough III
the atoEe remark 10 demand tho application
OF " cold 1lireuatnt Of stnnes" to the fo1e-
hrad; and we can only hope that it il "'sa1u-
tsry." "W1i i be necessary to spsak Of par;
ucui1ritiess Why should va bring In mind
that numerous and well-e1pctianeed po1-
sonal Ia atsending to easisfs erery exIgency
Why ehould We REMAINDER that BY tho uaa OF
double {outs. Of robinets, plAced for mineral
and cold natural waser At ths disposition OF
the bsthefs. certain siEnsazod u ineoasanie1sa
Why, indeed, wt1an to the British mind the.a
p4sticul&fities" are inec1ut2ble2
Let whoever has 1'sha ohsorosis, tho aneu1ie,
the csspepsy," Or ssohropic rheumatiauoAl snf-
fsrings,, ,,has&au to Spa 1t onoa, and, In the
sqa pie 81 aes ana
Lat ua now take specinsu Of continental
English from more ambitious locality, sueh
- the metropolitan city OF Drusaals- Ths.e.
EnElish u not only spoken. but taught the
London accent - to bn Obtained ~ lis puIost
IL tae Rriti,A l1rast Rook; the most nA,iou-
II sontiMcnta ire found embodied In these
guides to canysrsation-" This IL hos tho
CGurs ,faciL DE- Longsts Anstdise bestns.
tWt4t ! clock Ia Il? Il ia sesa.y uinutas past
ten. Has fhs mind to cuts"
Il vii naturally ba imagined
that the eceEe ia Al evening
party. ard that ths boat tad losteus
nc epecu11tinG upon the departure Of sons
lady suest, bored to extremity. Has aha I
mInd to cut7 But ttiA Is not tha casa.
.sH.s she mind 10 cut ? las shs mind
To cut Aqirss 6hs has mind 10 cut anme."
We picture the gueet OF the svaving With
p.ir of sciseorr, looking around Indignantly.
ind n ali1g preparatory anlps. Dat hcE mind
ia suddenly diverted to smother thsnae, pgoba-