The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1870-10-15

then have served up the Constitution,
from day to day, hot and fragrant, AS
il was he had to dish it cold; and 1t ls
a peculiarity of the American people
that they won't stand cold victuals.
Hon. j. J. j., Jr., writes: Il have tried
the Constitution Cooking Stove, and
find it just the thing. l couldn't pos
sibly get along without it; though l
need some further instructions in
regard to it's use" Our neighbor has
himself tested the Constitution Cook
ing Stove thoroughly. 1t was on this
he recently cooked up the constitution
to suit his construction of the en-
forcement act, and it is by means of it
that he has long been enabled to serve
up the constitution red hot at all hours
las they do the meals at restaurants
with such amazing touches Of the cult
nary art.
But still greater triumph of editorial
art and the most captivating of all the
inducements offered the reading pub
lie, is our neighbours Patent Reversi-
BILE Grlddle," Manufactured by CUL-
BERTsoN e. FISHER, Wheeling,) which
ought always to accompany the Consti-
tuition Cooking Stove. To Democratic
newspapers and politicians both are in
dispensable This griddle is used in the
editorial family Of our neighbor, and he
vouches for it. 1t was this that ena-
bled him to turn the enforcement act
from side to side, and brown it on all
sides with such facility, according to the
needs of his party, till the Democracy
couldn't tell which side to butter If
he had only had this griddle two years
ago he mi hit have cooked the election
returns much more evenly than he did.
For the want of a reversible utensil
then, he never was able to get but one
side to the fire, and that was burned
black; and many Of his best friends got
their fingers burned also-all because
his machine wouldn't reverse. The
first experiment with the Patent Re-
versible" was made last February when
our neighbor Topped over on the negro
suffrage question; and its great capaci-
ty for reversing was again illustrated
when he nopped Dack At the Cnariestoh
Convention Seeing how valuable the
negro vote" proved in the elections
last Tuesday, (as witness the gain Of
seven Congressman in Pennsylvania
and $500 white majority in Indiana, we
shall expect to see the Patent Reversible
put in motion again before long on that
question.
Another distinguishing feature of our
neighbor's griddle is that it will fit any
thing. Every one who gets both stove
and griddle can cook the Constitution in
whatever style he likes, and then can
flop over and over again just according
to circumstances. Illustrations Of how
it is done are given in each number Of
the Weakly Slang,ohanger.
With the Patent Reversible Griddle
and the Constitution Cook Stove, a copy
of the Weakly SlangUhanger, and one
of the Patent Bronze Cast Iron Hats,
to keep his ideas from enlarging, the
model Democrat Of the rural districts is
fully armed and fortified against the
world, the flesh and the devil, and not
wave of trouble need roll across his
peaceful breast. He needs nothing
then but an early-rose potato and virtue
to make him happy; and the first can
be got along with the Weakly Slang
chanqey and the Patent Reversible