Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-05-12
IRREMr PARAGRAPHS.
Miscellaneous.

|. DRRENT PARAGRAPHS
Miscellaneous.
s -. Columbus, Ga, has 1850 taxable
The fastest city in the world-Electri-
3, when is a penny like a hermit' When
loan (alone).
\ Chickens in the shell do not always
I when they "peep."
No matter how low gold may get, it
' y11 never want friends.
: Tho greatest scene of disaster on rec
: ed Is said to be kerosene.
i The next great Astronomical Congress
4 VI take place in 1871, at Stuttgart
Il IF YOU want to be "up with the times"
n lksNspn't do to be a-stern man.
D Boston has now forty first class gram
o. schools, exclusive Of Dorchester
"A Philadelphia Alderman has lined
y en(iaen for profane swearing In q pupnc
u Enhancement IS better than stupidity.
! " policy in the Washington is pet'er IMAM
n a vounp ladv in Monson, Mass, re-
y eAly refused an offer of 81, 200 for her
y hnSr. which lacks but an inch OF being SIX
. - long. .na
7 starch will stiffen q man nightly. FER
il Iare they may, but strychnine will do it
\ quicker.
"A. F. Wilmarth, Vice President of the
TInne. of New York, is policy holder,
nfnek holder, and director of the Wash
i ton Life.
The Supreme Court of Missouri has
\ ided that when wife goes into busi-
= - without her husbands consent, he Is
Il lf responsible for her debts.
"A little Connecticut boy, asking q
snnEe who Good Friday was, received the
sWffhering reply: "Wel, you 60 home
~ - read your Robinson Crusoe."
Judge Paxson, of Cincinnati, declares
E, ct the law enabling party in the suit
at % Sestify in his own case has produced a
at fkiehtful increase of perjury.
Il ls -l-Wyoming nurses calm the rising gen.
% eFation by singing:
G = Nice little baby don't get IN fury,
m ia Il ii Cause mammals gone to cit on jury.
III 10 Cure Dyspepsia. Close all the
N~& doors of four story house, open
bo 02 Inner doors, and then take a long
switch, and chase cat up ana down
o1hlts till she sweats
So Gerty, my DEAR" said Sabbath
a u6hOol teacher to one OF her class, you
CO.. Wuo very good little girl to-day.
De = y6e'm-I couldn't help being good l
gotb tiff neck" said Gerry, with perfect
Y 0e116usness.
II "a president of one of our popular
d railroads once wrote to an old farmer, re-
DO queeting him to remove some sheddlng
b 9h0nr the line. The old farmer could not
ri 1unlrs it out, and believing it to be free
III paaa used it as such for year, none OF
' ~ 1onductors presuming to dispute the
6 oonGlxuction he had put upon the scrawl.
f.sfa "A man of property, whose health
hnDpened to give way under long con-
t3n1Dd intemperance, consulted DR.. s.,
Md said, II can cure you, if you will
a. Is I bid you" His patient promised
0lR6bience. "Now," said the doctor,
ssSSu must steal horse. You will be
IN etsted, convicted and placed in situa-
" - where your diet and regimen will be
snSh that in short time your health will
re boperfectly restored!'
ps One of the swindling firms in New
Yak city has gotten up new circular
mi ee,it has been decided that letters in
o anfWer to such circulars may be withheld
ys a4 The Postoflce 1t reads as follows
il 80 sure and send by express. If you
ii I'D us letter by mail we will positively
in rinse to receive it. 1t is secure from all
OF eJ4s in the express, and a business OF this
lure fully warrants this precaution."
.r The Normal Musical Academy of the
mi lfwthwest holds an Institute course OF
ut ~ weeks in the Lecture Hall of eros.
), ~ Opera House, Chicago, commencing
ste xMg. Odd, 1870, with the following pow
nj Ggfnl combination of teachers: ID. II
,,,E Nor1o Do coioi Hons Ro latRo Roh
y 0tGoldbeck Dudley Buck, and E. E
10 WAittemore. A very interesting pro
r., Gmme of each days exercises sent to
b. - one addressing Fl. r, Palmer, Princi
& ~ Is Crosbys Opera House, Chicago.
" Incidents and Accidents.
be. ~ Chinaman died of grief on a
d 4ieud's grave at San Francisco, few
dAYu since.
n M "A girl in Olympia, Washington Ter
y xlfGky, threw some coarse powder into 9
" &c, supposing it to be package Of
~ -. Happily, her father is carpenter
y !: tDuring the month of March there
y were eighty nine fires in New York, caus
h9an aggregate loss Of $382, 241, on which
THE were $S017 800 insurance.
Four experimenters in new illumin.
Il sting gas at San Francisco assembled the
:. Othf evening to test it, Each left the
= room with q window sash around his
!. nedk.
~ One patient in Maine has really and
= Npubtedly been made nervous by smok-
!, & He put lighted pipe in the same
y Jet with $50 worth of paper currency.
= "A Massachusetts man, while chang
: in9 EARS in Fitchburg, the other day,
dlipped, fell, and stuck the handle of his
unl6sella through his cheek into his
> mouth.
"A record book of an Odd Fellows
i I06ee, which VIM. E. Drew was carrying
"a Ms home in Manchester, N. H., few
b 11Nhts ago, received the bullet which an
I sin intended for the heart of Mr..
lE.
Two enterprising citizens of Will
Rton, Del, who recently erected two