Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-11-08
HEDlCAL.
nALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL.
DIR. JOHNSTON,


~ DIR. JOHNSTON. .
Physician of this celebrated institution, has
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Effectusl Remedy in the world TOR all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCF.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures
| Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, !nyoluE-
try Discharges, 1mpoteney, Genera Deoi,.ty'
Confusion of Ideas, Palpitstion OF the Hear1'
| Timidity Trembling Dmness of Sigh. or cd
dness, Disease of he Head, Throat. Nose or
Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs, S:omsch
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits OF Youth-secret and SOL
itary practices mere fatal to their victims than
the song of the Syrens to the Mariners of Ulys'
ses blighting their most brilliant hopes or ar
ticipstions, &C. .-.
YOUNG MEN ..- ...,..
Especially, who have become the Victims Of
| Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an uatimeiN
grave thousands of young men OF the most eI-
] allied talents and brillisnt intellect who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senstcs
with the thunders of eloqrence. or walked TO
estacy the living Tyre, may call with full conh-
dence. ....-.. . .y..
MARRIAGE. .l....
| Married persons, or Young Men contemplat-
| ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
(Loss OF Progreative PoWer-lmpotency) Ner-
vous Excltability. Palptation, ORGANIC Weak
| ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsqusll-
| fcation, speedily relieved. -
| He who places himself under the care Of Dr.
j. may reiglously cOnfde in his honor as
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill!
rs physician. .........
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
| Immediately cured aud Full Vlgor Restored.
This distressing Affecton-whch renders
| lite miserable and marriage impossible-ls the
n,s ho rhau mo nj
dulgencies. Young persons ere too apt TO com
| nit excesses from not being aware OF the dresd-
iul CONSEQUENCES That may ensne. NOW, VINO
tnsL understands tho jecL wll pretend TO de-
ny that the natural powers are lo5L, sooner
BY those falling into improper habits than by
tho prudent? Besides being d,prlved or the
pleasure of healthy offspring, the most serious
and destructive symptoms OF both BODY ana
mind arise. The system becomes deranged me
Physical and Mental Functions Weakened.-
Loss ol Procreat. . Power, n Nervous b!iity
Dyspepsia, Papitation Of the Heart lEdisos.
tiOL. constitutional D ,billLy and w astn9 ot
the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six hours No Mercury
Persons ruined by ,gnorant, Trltlng Pretend
ers and their Ueadly Poison, should apply ',.'
| mediatey.
DR.. JOHNSTON,
Mcmbor of the Royal College or ourgeo ;,
London, Graduate Of one of the most eminent
Colleges in tho United States, sni the greater
part vi whose itp has been spent IN the hospitals
of london Paris, Phiiadeipuia and elsewhere,
has effected some o the most astonishing cures
| that were ever KNOWN many troubled W!-1
| ringing in the head and ears when asleep. great
nervousness. being alarmed 1t sudden sounos;
| bashfu. ness, with frequent blusnlng, attcndeo
sometimes with arrangement OF mind, were
| cured Immediately.
| TAKE RTICULAR NOTICE.
| Dr.. j. addresses all those who have njuSed
| themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
| habits, which ruin both body and mind, un-
fitting them for either businos, study, society or
marriage
Those are some of tho sad and melancholy
effects produced by the carly habits of youth,
viz: Weakness of the Back and Limbs. Pains
in the Head, Dinness Of Sight Loss of Mus
cular Power, Palpitation Of the Heart, Dyspep.
sia, Nervous IrritabiIity, Derangement OF the
Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp-
toms OF Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY The fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded. Loss OF h.emorg, Con.
| fusion of Ideas, Depression. OF Spirits, EVIL
Forebodngs, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust,
Love of Solitude TimIdity, &C.. are some of the
evils produced.
Thousands of persons of oil ages can now
Judge what is the cause of their declining
health, losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale,
nervous and emsclated, having singular ap-
pearan,e about the eyes, cough and symptoms
of Consumption. ...... ....
YOUNG MEN
Who havo injured themselves by 4 cei..in
practice, already described habit fre-
uuently learned from evil companions or al
| school, the effects of which are nightly irt,
| even when asleep, and it not cured rep oers
marriage impossible, and destroys botr mind
| and body, should appI' Immediately.
| What pity that u young man, The hope OF
his country, the pride of his parents. should
| be snatched from all prospects and enjoyment
OF life BY the consequence OF deVlsting rom
| cious habits Such persons must before con-
! templsting -.I
MARRIAGE,
Reaect that q sound mind and body arc the
| most necessary requisites to promots connuol-
| al happiness, Indeed, without these the our
ney through life becomes weary pllgrlmage,
| the prospect hourly darkens to the view, the
mind becomes snadoWed WIN oospa'I ,hhu Ill Gu
with the melancholy reflection that the happi.
moss of another is bightel With our own.
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE. ,.
When the misguided and imprudent votary
of pleasure finds that he has lLnoibad the seeds
of tbi. painful disease, it TOO often happens
that an ILL imed sense of shame nr dread ot
| discovery deters him from appl, ing To those
| waU, from education and responsibility, Can
| slore beIrend him, delaying Till the constItu-
| tlonal symptumS oi MS Hoiiiu oi'S"1o H-"No
| heir appearances, such Is liberated sore throat
diseased nose nocturnal pains in the hesd and
limbs, dimness of sight, dea ness, nodes o.
Lhe shin bones anG arms blotcncs on the head,
fsce and extrenlities progressing with fright
fni rspidity, till at last tho palate oi the m"ulh
49, tho hn,es of The nose IAll IN, and the victim
Of this nwful disease becomes horrid object
Of commserstion till death puts period to
his dreadful suffering. by selding nam TO That
undiscovered country IRON whence no travel
Ter returns
It is melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victim. to thi. terrible disease, through fa!iihg
into tho hands OF Ignorant or uDshiltu PIE
TENDER>, who by the use Of that deadly
and incapsb!e oil curing, keep the unhappy suf-
! ferer month after month taking their noxious
or INJURIOUS compounds, and instead Of being
restored to renewal OF Lie VIgor and Happi-
mesa in despair leave him with ruined Health
to sigh over his calling disappointment.