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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
RANKING AND FINANCIAL.

No SAFER OR BETTER INVESTMENT THAN THE
FIRST MORTGAGE : PER CENT GOLD BONDS or THE
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF Iowa Al %, FREE FROM
T,x.-This railroad runs pa miles north and south
Through the finest and most thickly settled portion
al the magnificent State of Iowa, and is the only
link wanting 10 connect the railway centeTs at 81.
louis aud St Paui 10y an unbroken line, 147 miles
shorter than any existing route. Fortysix miles are
already completed and nearly 100 miles more are
graded.
The amount Of Bonds TO be issued is but $4,000
Ger milc or less than four millions, in ALL
Or WHICH OVER ONE MILLION HAVE ALREADY
BEEN SOLD.
We BEnEyT THERE WILL 1877 so MORE FANoRA-
ssLE TIME To sFI. GOVERNMENTS, AND BUY REALLY
z'IRST-CIkSS RAILROAD SECUEuis-SUCH IS THESE
THAN TIE PRESENT.
After full examination. We have accepted
4 gency for the sale Of the above First Mortgage
1,onds, and desire to recommend them to our Gus
aomers AS 4 THOROUGHLY SAIL A. WELL As PROFIT
sBLR INVESTMENT,
G 4 %, W.,1
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14

Pamphlets with map may he obtained, and sub
scriptous will be received at the CONPANYs OFFICES,
No. 81 Pine-st.. New-Y0rk; at offices Of JAY COOKE
& Co, New-York. Philadelphia, and Washington;
she BANK OF NORTH AMERICA. aud banking-houscs
sof HOwES ~ MACY, NewYOrk; and at banking
slouse of T. W. CLARK & Co. Philadelphia.
w. b. SHSIVUCK, Treasurer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
guturrs anS Hlutiuss.

HISTORY OF THE SECRET SERVICE AT
IHB FRONT the Comic and Tragic Experience. o. obs
Scout, and Rebel lecture by Rev r. ROE at Rev
Hastings Church Forty seconist MONDAY E'bNiNd Mes
"a Tickets RAndop 40 Broadway aud Patsoas Music STORE
Tw,nt thirds md Fourt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14

SEVEN PER CENT FIRST MORTGAGE GOLD BoNDS
cof the Chicago and Southwestern Railway Co.,
endorsed in currency BY the Chicago and Rock Island
~ r. for sale at ~ and accrued interest. Pamphlets,
- th full particulars, furnished by
FRASK * CANS. II Wall-St
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
7 PER CENT GOLD LOAN
OF THg
Burlington, Cedar Rapids, and Mime
sofa R. R. Co.'s
FIRST MORTGAGE
SO YEAR BONDS,
AT %, FREE OF .. S. TAXATION
AT %. FREE OF .. S. TAXATION

These Bond, p,vhe principal and iHtr,, IN Gotta New
Yori London the interest being payable MAY and November
They convertible into STOCK aud protected By liberal Sakn9
Fund
They Issued N. several sections OF the road ony tee
completed and in successful operation.
They guaranteed not only by eri lien the entire property
nd franchises Of the Compsny but also BY earnings aud
ample the route Of the road and have depend for
their security upon a which the road ,e, expected
Over Three Million Dollars has been already expended the road
Rghhree miles VI o,d already completed aud equipped snd
kow earnings the remainder Of the line rapidly
toward completion
tn. State Iowa. through which th ro,d Of the Richest
agricultural Of lis large aud extending population,
and It's yield OF agricultural 2rodaets pressing demand
for the construction Of this road.
through fertile growing Of Minnesota
trsVerses s eakrprsng and groRg portion Of H< We
and forms @ shortest Of he great trunk Inns in direct communication
riA Nt,c- York Chica1o and 50 Lous
Having thoroughly Investigated all the conditions Affecting the security
Of these Boud, feel justified giving them unqualified ndors
ts.elIss and thoroughly safe Investment Gov.
Bond possibly and paying nearly so in
tereii shan FireTwentie,
All marketable Al, their fan price free OF commission and
express charges, received payment Pamphlets and furnished
application.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
Situations Mant,s- ftmal,s.

A SITUATION WANTED by a German
~ GIRL do general housewot cook vsher Ald roae
City reference. Apply mo. Rr't-', corner Bossry.
GERMAN FEMALE SERVANTS constantly
~ HILDs GERMAN INSTITUTE. lg7 Norfolk
between stanoa and RiTinkonss
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14

FOR LlFEkPooL'
VIA QUEENSTOWN
CARRYING TIE e. $. MAILS
THE LIVERPOOL AND GREAT WESTERN STEAM COMPANY
, d,,.tcb one u their tnss full power steamships
FROM PIER no. 40 n r.. EVERY WEDNESDAY
"a follows
COLORADO Capt wmtI.us..........Mlrebl 49, a3pn
NEBRASKA Capt GCARD...........M March a. At IL a. 10
MANHATTAN Capt FoEsrTH........ March a. at p M
MINNESOTA. Capt PRcS..,'.'.''.''Apnle "9h@
IDAHO. Capt CUTTISG. 49, ats ? H.
NEVADA. Capt GKsES..............'Aph2 ~, at 81" "a
Cabin psraEs SEQ gold
steer.se passage (oace. No. 20 BrOadSsJ So eutrsac'
Yerr,ish, cabin p.'',se .pPlys
WILLIAMS 4 GUIos. No 50 walls.
DOR LIVERPOOL aud QUEENSTOWN
CRY S%e or I've WASHINGTON a,Se%
t ETY. Of y Misi
Ana S each U .as9sSs SATURDAY .a rUhsDA
"" '''' "''' RATES OF PASSAGE.
SAILING R'Esr SATURDAY.
FIRST c CABIN. .o.D sc srRERsss ~ .."a.~.
To I.9ioa To- TO P..'a ........
rI.,on BI ras TUESDAY, rrIsEa VI. siu,II
Payable q Gold PAYABLE in Currency.
Liverpool.
s. John, n T. By Bf,ati} IS 81 john, Mp. By B.ueh %
also forwarded Hare. HamOurg Brewsn &c. reduced
Tt.. bought here. at moderate rates By persons ''A0s''
For 'N'' ''" join Ii e. dab, sssas 30 IS Sie.arys1
Only DIRECT LINE TO FRANCE; u
TF ShSE SSw5kS aSO aHVRs caLSd
Ts. p.add ,,ns, vot, for the Continent viii call
frra Pier 40 50 North RIVER 3 follows o,,n.x ,,,,,
PERRiRE Duchesue $1,000 I8Ppt n
VILE DE PARIS. Surmou sATgK , ~
RITES at sA OF rassGs PlYi9iE GSG5
TO PARIS OuIns t.W., deis cabin sl.s second e.n
Ji.., ,an,r, do not epryy si,,rag, pa'.,n5,,h
AHee'e r.y'e gong 70 81 IssS "..,.r rH. ou trsat
By kos,S r"' Go MAGxgSzIg Agent s. Bro.d~
DITGER's AMERICAN LINE to EUROPE.
IL FOR BREMEN. COPLNhAGEN, SlhErIs' aud HAWKE
The Sr.c!," An steamship RRiIRs,SG STAR
will be dispatched hon PisT ~ sS's a kss
Rate, Of Pa,sasel't Cabin ssOi atAoA soV' s'e'fse w.
For freight or p,ge. apply urovp ppos m, p.,r,
CTEAM TO GLASGOW, LIVERPOOL and
,Or. Ci,i,buh 'ernr' are ssotsi 10 SAL f''''
c.MpR nII% r'' 10 81 g c6LGMTS'....4pr
IETbG19rA......aapTi e
Aus ASS EVERY SATURDAY THEREasrgM
cr. H % iLGiySRpooG GLASGOW DERRY, so and sA
si1.n" to .os ITsrcoo D.I[y 800 IS'med,' SO
Prepaid certificates hgn 'n',. sGI. sH a,s,n Ao,,,,a
as ter "H 6a"s. At an, bsut IN Gr.a. Ireland
IL. e; G.%o s;' Ode" BROTHERS
1J'HE NORTH GERMAN LLOYD
L Steamship AMERICA. capt n Balsius,
.,r, Al. Halted STATES from Tue bfsusa Per- vel OF
'I'O'- ~ % SATURDAY. March -
BRgMFN VIA SOUTHAMPTON
TAXING PASSRSGkkS TO
LONDON. HAvRE SOUTHAMPTON .sd BREMEN al he 's''s
t.,, payable 10 gold: .,..
s s".
Third
StreTag TO a..
To be HANSA, OF QUO uns ANA w
now,r Can't C. Lest, THURSDAY March ~. aud sx'hP
81 TOO horsepose CAPh H. a T.
Neynab-r. ca SATURDAY March 3D. -.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
Situations @antto -Wal,s.


CTTUATI0N WANTED as TRAVELLING
- AGENT for some good house By with good acquaintance
Iowa Northern Illinois, and Southern Wisconsin For particulars
address O. c. ELLIS Boz S. IndsnOla, Iowa
WANTED-A Situation by practical Ger
GARDENER married without children; has lived for is
places good references from bis last
EMPLOYER Address Mr H. NICHOLAS JARCHOW editor
Farmer Zeitung N-w-Yok City Z. o., Box tODL
CITUATIONS WANTED for experienced
- Coacheu Gardeners Groom Farm Hands Walters Useful Men
Porters Cooks Cbamb.rma Mattresses Lsundresses seamsres
LADIES' Maids Nurses iouseworken &c. Apply at EMPLOYMENT
HOUSE. 1873 Eleventh st., SIthSVe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
Do N aud T0IHII I"IN " - W.
mn, FROM SLI'r. /, I0CJ, 10 DkTE.
Wheat

HAY-The receipts hight and With good ensnd, the
market 81 or shipping and lJG ~ 81 tot Retail lots
Rye Straw selling sac for Short Aud Sld III tJ ir Long
BMPNsgha ia moderate request aud STEADY at lie Other
kinds are inactive aud nominal
HoPSTe quiet New Prime ?3d2ic, and DO poor to
good, At i4Glic
MoLASSES continues siu prices somewhat heavy small
les pnrin rn Al N n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14
6buntu for CUISINES H,u.

A RARE CHANCE for doing q profitable
~ busLe-s. With capital Of 5000 go be haa J
OF ealing 90 r. A. H., 80 widest, \. Y
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-03-14

IRAND TESTIMONIAL CONCERT,
" TUESDAY EVENING March IS 1879 ASSOCIATION HALL
10 Prof JULIUS MEYER uuer the Of bis pupils aud
,.e by Miss Luckhat tpnpi Of y H. Mill, Pan snd
eu the NesYork Ges and Mjugs Society hr Werner Fs
pr.lo Antonio L. Mora UrgabIs Doors at Concert a.
ora, before Tickets f For sale Schrners iJl Brostsri
n Patson under the ball. and box Ofce TuesaytrennL
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1870-10-25

Rlgr They tell Of man out west
whose hair is so red that he has to wear
fy-nets over his head to keep the can
die moths from flying in.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1870-10-25
II U NJ oRoUs II EMS

pgy~ TO cure deafnesss - Tell a man
you've come to pay him money. 1t beats
acoustic oil all hollow
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
ALL SORTS.

The drought was generally relieved
in Canada yesterday by heavy show
ers throughout Ontario, but more rain
s generally needed.
3. 3. French has resigned his po-
sition in the treasury department, and
retires to private life. He was for
five years clerk of the house OF repre-
sentatives, two years commissioner of
pubic buildings, under President
Pierce, and six years under Presidents
Lincoln and johnson.
Seventy-fve men were brought to
Buffalo by the Erie Railway Company
from New York to take the place of
strikers in the freight house. On
learning the condition of affairs, they
refused to work and joined the strik-
ers.
The Union Pacific Railroad Com
pany yesterday purchased the entire
site CT the town of Grand Island, Ne
braska. The citizens are much pleas
ed, rs heretofore no n has had q
good title to the property.
An Omaha dispatch says trouble is
daily anticipated from the Indians on
the reservation at the mouth of the
White River. The whites are pre-
pairing for a wal.
The bill introduced into the House
Arizona is rendered necessary by the
encroachments of Mormons on the
north and miners on the east.
Spotted tail yesterday informed the
Secretary of the interior that his peo-
pie are poor, and want clothing and
ammunition. .- l
Hon. D.. w, Voorhees, made n -po-
%litical speech in Terre IIaute, Ind,
on Saturday evening. He discussed
the fifteenth amendment, the Roman
mission question, the national finan-
ces, and the Northern Pacific rail
road bill, He announced his inten-
ton 10 make but one more race for
Congress-.
Colonel Tom. L. Jones, NJ. c., of
Kentucky, has returned home from
Washington, and has three or four
duels on the tapis. He is in a peck
| of trouble because Governor Steven
son disdained to fight him. The Gov
ernor wants to, but is an Episcopa-
l an, and fears it won't look quite
right to sheet q fellow mortal.
At Richmond Va, on Saturday,
the grand jury indicted George Ca
hoon, ex-mayor for forgery, and John
son II Sands and Rich. S. Sanxay,
two ex- confederate officers, for con-
spiracy to defraud the state of seven
thousand dollars amount due the es-
tate of Jacob Harnstien. 1t charged
that all these parties afterward appro-
priated the estate to their own USE
Cahoon was arrested, and bailed i'll
! $4,000.
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
Horrible Double Murder.

RALEIGH, n. c., June 1, 1870.
The preparation of another horrible
murder, or rather double murder, la.
stained the chronicles of our state.
the particulars of which, though tho
occurrence TODD place a week ago, have
just reached here.
Neil Mcleod resided in the re
mote corner of Cumberland county,
in this state, twenty-four miles west
of Fayetteville. He was n man con-
siderably advanced in life, was mar
ried, and had a family of children, all
grown. His brother, Daniel Nc
Leod, an old bachelor, resided with
him. They were both men of intelli-
gence, and had before the VA been
wealthy, and though stripped of much
of their property were still in quite in
dependent circumstances. No men
enjoyed the respect and confidence of
the community in which they lived
more thau they. ~
On Wednesday, 25th ult-, in the
forenoon, both the old men, with the
wife and two daughters of NELL being
in the house, they were startled by
sudden appearance at the door OF three
men, disguised by having their faces
hacked. Before any words could be
exchanged the rufIlans fired on the
McLeods, killing them both almost in
atantly. One of the girls made
her escape from the house and ran to-
wards a nelghbor's; the other daught-
er and the mother''attempted to run up
stairs and were fired on, and both
wounded-the mother in the arm and
the daughter in the arm and breast.
A son Of Neil McLeo.l, who was in
a field hard by, hearing the firing, a
to the house and, on his approach,
was fired on by the men, receiving fif-
teen buck shot in the body.
The robbers then, after cutting the
wounded daughter about the head
with a bowie-knife, making several
severe wounds, commenced pillaging
the house. They got two or three
hundred dollars in money, a consider
able quantity of jawelry, clothing, and.
other articles, with which they made
off. f-e .HE
The daughter who escaped from the
house gave the alarm, but SO much
time had elapsed before n company
could be gotten together, and rhen
the condition of the dead and wound
cd requiring attention, pursuit was
not commenced until the rufians had
got too much the start to be captured,
and they have not yet been discovered
nor arrested.
The NfcLeods were known to have
money on hand Mt almost all times,
and it was no doubt supposed by the
robbers that there was more in the
house than was found by them. They
were men universally respected, and
were members of the Democratic par
ty, though by no mean active politici-
ans, so that attempt to make the i'm
preston abroad that the outrage was
committed by the "Ku-Klu2' Gas L
understand has been done through
false kilograms sent from this place.
would be false and groundless.
The latest information from the
family states that the mother and
daughter, though very painfully
wounded, will probably recover. The
sons condition is thought TO be critical.
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Lance Fcrrel,
James Ferrel ct al.


State Of Ohio, Ashland County IS.
BY virtue Of a certain order Of sale
issued from the Court of Common
Pleas of Ashland County Ohio, dated
May Is, A. D. 1870, and to me di-
rected, L will sell at public auction,
on the premises, 3 miles Northwest of
Ashland, Ashland County Ohio, Oh
Saturday July 2, II. ID. 1870.
at two o'clock p. NJ. of said day, the
following Real Estate situate in the
the Comfy Of Ashland, and the State
of Ohio, and more particularly de
scribed Is follows: The west half of
the south east quarter of section two
CD in township twenty-four 90 OF
range seventeen CD containing eigh-
ty acres more or less, being Virginia
Military School Land. Terms of
sale, one third cash on day of sale,
one third in, one year from day of
sale, n third in two years from day
of sale. Deferred payments to be
secured by mortgage on premises, and
to draw interest from day of sale.
Appraised at 81, 400.
McCombs g Curtis Plaintiffs Att'ys.
VIM. O.. PORTER,
Sheriff Ashland Co. o.
June l., 1870 5w
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
kINE
rTIE GREAT B.OOD PURIFIER

THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER
AND SYSTEM REVIEWER.
One bottle will cure i torpid condition OF
the liver.
Two bottles are warranted to cnre a nurs-
ing sore mouth.
One bottle will clear the system of bilcs.
Two bottles are warranted to cure the
worst cankcr in the stomach.
Three TO five bottles are are warranted to
cure the worst kind Of crysipelas.
POLAND'S
One to two bottles are warranted to
cure all humor in the eyes,.
Two bottles are warranted TO cure running
of the cars and blotches among the hair.
-Four to six BOTTLES are warranted TO cure
corrupt an running ulcers.
One bottle will cure scaly eruptions of
the skin. A lady friend who was sadly
ANNOYED with pimples on the face used two
bottles, and shows n most beautiful COM
p~lexion as the result.
HUMOR
Two or three bottles arc warranted 10
cure the worst kind of ringworm.
Two or three bottles are warranted to cure
the most desperate cases of rheumatinI.
Three or four bottles are warranted to
cure salt rheum.
Five to eight bottles arc warranted to
cure-the worst crofula
One to three bottles are warranted to cure
the worst case of dyspepsia. l know from
the experience oil thousands that it has beer
caused by canker in the stomach.
DOCTOR.
One to two bottles are warranted to euro
sick headache.
One bottle is warranted to cure the worst
case ofpiles.
One to two bottles is warranted to cure a
costive state of bowels.
One 10 two bottles will regulate all de-
rangement of the kidneys.
Folrt to six bottles w~iltcure the worst case
of dropsy.
ESrIhe HUMOR DOCTOR is composed en-
tirelv of vegetables. among which are Sar-
sapariIla, Yellow Dock, Noble Piue, Man
drake, and Bloodroot. Any Druggist or
Physician VIII tell yOu that no better Blood
Purifiers. have been discovered. The HUI
NOR DOCTOR is pleasant to the taste, safe,
yet sure and effective in its action.
Prepared at the
NEW NGLAND BOTANIC DEPOT BOS-
~ TON MASS.
Sold by all dealers in Medicines,
John D. Park, Wholesale Agent Gin, Ohio.
Sold by w. X. Foltz, Druggist, Ashland.
No. =.
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
P
Shocking Case at HarrisbUTg-Death
-eSaX Young Lady.

About nine weeks ago, while passing
along the street, Marg ret Dabaugh,
aged between eighteen and nineteen
years, and residing in Meadow Lane,
between Second and Third streets,
-wasbittenin one other fingers by a small
dog. The wound produced was slight,
the teeth of the animal scarcely pene-
trating the flesh, and no thought OF
hydrophobia was entertained at the
time. The finger quickly healed, and
the occurrence was soon entirely for
gotten. On Friday last the young Ia
dy experienced a pricking sensation
in her right arm, extending from the
finger in which she had been bitten to
the farthest extremity of her should
er, and noticed that the tip of her fin
ger was slightly infamed.
When called on to do some domes-
tic work, she complained that her arm
panied her SO badly that she could
do nothing that required its use.
On Saturday it was her custom to at
tend market, but last Saturday she
said it would be impossible to carry
any thing on her right am. On Sa-
turday afternoon she grew worse,
when q physician was summoned to
alleviate her sufferings. On eXamin-
ing her he thought he discovered
symptoms of hydrophobia, bat he was
not fully confirmed in his mind as to
the correctness of his conclusion.
During the night she became alarm
ingly worse, being thrown into spasms,
which continued atintervals until half
past eleven o'clock yesterday morning,
when stupefying drugs were admins
tered, and she vas put to rest
Another physician was called to her
early on Sunday morning, who had
treated a case of hydrophobia. On
seeing her condition he said she was
afflicted withthe incurable malady. To
convince himself moro thoroughly, he
asked whether she had been bitten by
a dog, when she answered affirmative
ly. When in paroxysms she was a
sad spectacle to behold. She .foamed
much at the mouth, exhibited great
nervous irritability, breathed with
much difficulty, and appealed piteous-
ly to those about her to keep at q
distance, as if fearful that she might
do them personal injury. During one
of her spasns a dog entered the room
in which she was lying. As o Is
Der eyes fell on the animal she became
perfectly fulious, and not until it was
removed did her agitated feelings I'M
dergo.a subsidcnce.
The sight of water also increased
the violence of her commissions. From
the time she got the first severe spasm
until the drugs were administered she
was tied to a rocking-c chair. Coca
sionally she would spring up violently,
carrying the chair with her, although
held by a gentleman. When her
agitated feelings were subdued she
was laid on a sofa, to which she WIGS
secured until she died.
During the day a large number OF
physicians called to see the ~unfortun-
ate lady, all of whom declared she
was afflicted with hydrophobia. From
the incipient ATTACKS mill death end
ed her suf1erings the symptoms went
to establish this opinion. She also
seemed to be conscious of the disease
which was hurrying ller to the grave.
Patriot.
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
Wit and Humor.

All time belongs to US, for all time
is hours
When is a butter fly like q kiss
When it alighls on tulips.
When is a boat like a pile of snow?
When it is adrift.
The poorest use man can put his
time and talents TO is to waste them
in chasing a he to see who told it,
Bishop Simpson, thinks it better to
eat early and dilatc, than to CIT late
and die early,
A lady who was a strict observer of
etiquette, being unable to attend her
church on Sunday, sent hor card.
A goldfish breakfast and an India
rubber overcoat viii keep a man dry
all day.
What is the first thing a lady does
when she fails in the water? Why
she gets-wct. :
If mems faults were written on their
.oreheads broad rim hats would be
fashionablel
If your wife kills you with laughter
what crime does she to be per-
petrated? Why mans laughter.
You men sometimes stir a fire with
an umbrella, hit you can new keep
the rain off with 4 poker.
Out west BURGERS are called "moon
light mechanics" and collins are known
by the expressive title Of "under;
ground overcoats."
Forest has played for half a centu-
ry, though now he won't play for less
til an a hundred dollars.
Two hundred and ten pairs of twins
were born in Michigan, in six months
of 1869. Michigan is the place where
the Shrieking Sisterhood should be
sent to get rid of their eminent non
sense.
A boys idea of having n tooth cx-
tractcd may be summed up as follows;
"The doctor hitched fast on me, and
pulled his best, and just before it kill
ed me, the tooth came out"
An excellent old deacon, who, hav-
lug Won a fine turkey at 4 charity raf.
file didn't like 10 tell his severe ortho-
dox wife how he came by it, quietly
remarked, as he handed her the fowl,
that the "Shakers" gave it to him.
The Ironton Ohio, Register says,
there is a child in that city eighteen
months old that has already had the
Measles, Mumps, Chicken Pox, Kind
Pox, French Measles, and Whooping
Cough; and is patiently waiting for
something else to turn up
A Soutiwick man, with a whole
some horror of trichina, has a benev-
lent way, whenever he slaughters any
pork, Of sending a piece to a ncighbor.
He then watches the result, and ifhis
neighbor survives, reYels thereafter in
fatneas.
A smart boy, after eatiug q green
apple, exclaimed;
o, dear, I've chewed an Odd Eel
low"
AN Odd Fellow ?" his mother ask
ed.
eyes, he's givin 6 me the grip"
That youngster will be somebody
yet, providing he lives long enough.
"That bed is not long enough for
me-" sad a very tall, gruf old Eng
lishman, upon being ushercd to his
bedroom by an Irish waiter at a hotel.
"Faith aud you'll find it pretty long,
sir, when We git in" was the reply,
'sfor there1l be two feet added to it."
Exit Pat, witha boot fetching up the
a
The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-06-15
PLANTATION BITTERS.
S. T.-1S60-X.

This wonderful vegetable restorative is
the sheet-anchor of the feeble and dehilitat-
ed. AS n tonic and cordial fer the aged
and languid, it has no equal among stom-
achics. AS a remedy for the nervous weak
ness to which women are especially subject,
it is superseding every other stimulant. in
all climates, tropical, temperate or frigid,
it acts as a specific in every species of dis
order which undermines the bodily strength
and breaks down the animal spirits. For
sale by all druggists. 3Gm6