The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1870-09-30
SpNre Ltaes.

Napoleon vent to Sedan but unfortunately
he saw william.
Brigham Young regrets the million and half
OF women that are ''wsstci," }" - he terms u, In
this country, BY being unmarried. Ib nd.
Suicide is never heard Of In Memphis when
Q man gets tired Of living there ID always some
one st hand anxious 10 kill him.
An old lady In Tennessee. hearing Of ths
European war, u burying her valuables. bhe
fssrs another visit from the Yanks.
Texas has new game In cards. One holds
Q revolver, the other holds the cards. A ooc-
oosr bclds the inquest.
A Tvy Dutchmsn, In trying TO reach tho fer-
ry-boat, fell into the water. His 6rst exclama-
ton on being hauled out Was, "Mine Got let's
have pridss"
can goes on wonderfully well," the Emperor
telegnphei 70 the Empress from Argonne.
We'll or M, pretty much everything went, In
cluding the Emperor and bis empire.
An ineenious darksy st Richmond. avei him
self .he trouble Of scrubbing up soue split ksro-
seus on warehouse Door, BY setting hrs 10 Il.
Il DISAPPEARED, and % did the wsrshouss.
A Savorits amusement with Indianapolis boys
b 10 touch match to losd Of hay and then
eive vent 10 uuseemly mirth st the slsority with
which the driver dismoupts.
A number Of the sdmiren Of B,boo Keshub
Chunder Ben propose 70 form Thsistic society.
f6r the diffusion OF the principles Of the Brahmo
Somaj In England.
A cynical Freedman AFTER the defeats OF
Woerth and Rorbaeh gave utteranoe 10 this bril-
liant not "L' 'Empirs e'ea "a psix esrfafn-
sasni co ne pas Ia gssrrs." This h ~ good ~
the young iady's defence Of Mcclellan. In re
lstion TO bis hesitation on the Peninsuls. "Why."
she asks "does everybody attack Mcclellan: h
never attacks anybody -
Marx Twain has erscutsd Cor the Buffalo Ex-
pres clever burlesqus upon the war.uaps:
Il h entitled the "Rorti6oatious Of Parh," and
exhibits the positions Of 81 Closd, Vinesanes,
the Erie Canal. Jersey City. and Omaha: Ac.
oonpanyins u are ''otscil comneodaaiona."
0sosnL Grant says, "it 70 the only map q tho
kipd ever saw" Bsaaios says. elf had
bad this map would have got out 0f Msts With.
oat any trouble." J. Smith writes that u CON.
plstely cured bis wiis Of frscklss, and Napoleon
admits that "it 10 ve'y aics. large print"
An od German farmer. namsl Peter Mock,
at Late court day at 0nyps. KY. vss .
party In suit In which jury vss empannel-
Cd. Tho judge asked Peter II be objected 10
any one on the jury, EYES," Md Pstsr esrp-
aily. 81 ob}ecn Ter Pill Prsnklin." .whv.
Blu Rr.nklip y pot on The jury" nd ths judc.
"vell, doat care . tam, chudge objcets yer
Pill Franklin anyway hes meddllng mis- M
pisnes aI der time. and objects tsr r,n
franklin on principle Ill do time" his 90
lection couldnt BE- considered under shs cir
cumstances. .......y
That Kind Of poetry which l,menu over the
deos.se Of infants, has recently received val.
usbls addition In the following i
a,,, dsaih has taken darling LILLE Jsry, ,,.,.I
TSs Ncu Of Joseph ssd SyfeaA Hovsibt
a,vsa Aays hs vrrstisd With ths dyscatssy,
xsd iSss 10 Psrishsd In biz littis hsvsas.
u vss NE SAVIOR vantsd iitiis Jerry.
Whish sagsrs littis chlidrva 70 eosss 70 HinI
Tvs prDhabls NV thst ks's pssetisiug wy
Aasdious like, his utsas aAeei hyna-
Mott likely .twss vsaning injured little Jervi
M hottls sss0ed 20 damp bic seotnaco's tDne
Bat win the angels - Evs plump ssf nsuy,
Yor there's 20 nursing bottles whsro he's goos.