Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1870-09-09
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

a CHOF FOR BREAKFAsT-Hash.
ECONOMY is the easy chair of old age.
HOPE and strive is the way to thrive.
"GALLEY" SLAvEs-Printer's devils.
= CoNTRABAND OF Wharf.-The pipe of
peace.
CHEAP HosP1TALITY-Entert an
idea.
THE worst kind of head gear-False.
hoods
a NATIVE silk-worm has been diacov-
cred IN Texas.
RUMoR-TIsM is prevalent journalistic
complaint.
A coTEMPoRARY says Eve was the first
bone. e.a-part.
WHEN a patient begins to feed more,
the doctor ls feed less.
THERE were 343,577 dead letters en-
tombed at Washington last July.
Most LIKELY.-A city raped in slum-
Der, would most likely wake up at once.
KENTUCKY expects to raise 50, 900 hogs
heads OF tobacco this year.
A POLICY issued by the Washington in
1861, for $4,000, in 1865 had increased to
$11,15270.
A PHILADELPHIA family left the gas
burning while they went TO Europe and
back.
A STITCH in Time may save nine-bu
he never seems to be entirely sewn up.
The residents of Boston represent an
aggre gate wealth of over one thousand
millions of dollars
PHILADELPHIA devotes all the fruit
grown in Fsirmont Park to the chsrita-
bic institutions in the city.
THE best birthday gift for your wife is
a policy on your life in the Washington
Life, of New York.
WHAT cord is it in which YOU can find
knots that no man living ever tied, and
no man living can unite? Why, a cord
of " God.
A RESIDENT Of New Jersey writes to
correct the statement that sparroWs eat
mosquitoes. In his part of the country
the mosquitoes eat the sparrows.
TIE WOMAN QUESTION: Can you lie,
me have $40 this morning" The Man
Question l." What did you do with that
81 gave you last week."
"No vehicle drawn by more than one
animal is allowed to cross this bridge in
opposite directions at the same time" il
inscribed on bridge over the Platte river
at Denver, Col.
THE following is the conclusion of a
letter from a Dutch commercial house
"Sugars are falling more and more every
day; not so the respect and esteem with
which we are" &c, &c.
A LITTLE Hartford four-year- re.
peating the Lords Prayer at his mothers
knee, came to the petition "giVe us this
day our daily bread" )" and added, soto 0oce,
candy too"
A PARTY of workmen engaged in dig
ging canal in Sherman, Me, found a
live turtle, eighteen inches across the
back, ten feet below the surface.
WHY is a mans trade mark like a Ger.
tain leading PTussian? Because it is 9
"biz" mark. The author of the above
leaves wife and twelve small children.
The greatest length of New England is
about $50 miles, and its greatest breadth
300 miles, Its narrowest part is between
Boston and West Stockbridge, 1876 miles.
The Emperor NapoleoR5 besides own
ing large amounts of property in New
York, is now said to also have large
amount of real estate IN Baltimore, pur.
chased five years ago.
THE new Grand Central Hotel at New
York is claimed to cover more area than
any other in the world, has been two
years in building, cost $4,000 600, and can
accommodate 1900 guests.
A CoTEMPoRARY tells of a "shrewd Jer.
Sey farmer" who doesn't shoot bows that
steal his melons, but lets them eat all they
want and takes his revenge when reading
their obituary notices in the paper the
next day"
To what extremities the confirmed pun
ster ia sometimes driven, may be seen by
the following: Consider the house a
structure consider the house . shelter
consider the house home; and then, o
then, consider the Housatonic
ELIJAH HEDGES, of Northfeld, Mass,
is the owner OF pair of boots made in
the year 1923. For thirty years he wore
them only on Sundays, June trainings,
Fourth of July, Sc, while for the last
twelve years he has worn them "occa'
sionally."
IT is said that up near Goose creek, in
Norfolk county, Va, there is damsel
whose hair is so red that she has to wear
fy.nets over her ears to keep candle
moths from springing into that part OF
her anatomy while she sits pensiVe in the
summer twilight.
"WHAT part OF the chicken will you
take, Mrs. BittusS" "a wing, if you
please, Mr.. B.-a wing" "Can't give
you that, my dear, want that myself; be-
sides, only angels have wings" "Indeedl |
then you had better help yourself to
drum'stick, Bittusi brutes have legs"