The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1870-01-28
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Buildings with wings srs not apt to

A western girl likes to make bread because II
cleans her hands % beautifully.
One man reprimanding another, said that he
talked like fool "Trus." he replied ''bus
It Is that you may understand me-"
An Iowa minister stated in . recent sermon
that the "Bible was the most important work
that had yet been published In the United
States"
Every time the river freeses over atSt. Louis
the pcople re, together and resolve to build q
bridge, when they adjourn until called together
by the committee at the nett freeze.
tn. individual who wanted to bet Mr.. Bergh
one thousand dollars that cock Is not an ami
NAL perb.ps hoped to produce new breed Of
birds by LAYING a wager.
As the test Of the Christian timber in man.
lust set him to putting up an old msma,ehed
stoye.pipe, and keep him at ID for an hour. II
he don't swear, he is seasoned.
DIR. Parr,' said young student once to the
old lincais,, .let's you and write q book. >
Very well.' replied the Doctor, put in all that
know, and all that you don't know, and Wen
make q big one
A father wa. winding his watch, when he
,ail playfully to his little girl. Let me wind
your nose upr 'No,' said the child. Il don't
want my nose wound up, for don't want IL TO
run ali day.
Two Irishmen In Newton, L. T., matched their
rcspectiye wives, for q mill, and they fought
like faries in a room full Of people forty min
utc1, when one fell in ainting az, and the OPP
posing faction retired in triumph,
A company Of nine "young ladies" recently
assembled in Nantucket, according to the In
quirsr, whose united ages were seven hundred
AMI twenty-six years. Have they any ''old
folks" down there,
How Or,en does the s.eal,hy SANDER, whence
no one knows, destroy character, II not life
Like the COOL Daldur, in the scandinavian Edda
who was slain by the mistletoe the blind Hodur
threw how many reputation has been Destroy
ell by a SANDER sprineing from shadow.
rhohvdr.,0,,,.;. 4. cou;nc The .ecuuul,-
tion OF ice a, the north pole win become 50 great
in about six thousand years from now that the
world viii tip over. and the water from the
north will overwhelm us. Grease your boots
and stand ready.
Tn case q, marital seoara,ion in Cincinnati
the ,,,intig addressed the Court "Judre."
said she. r can't love dat dar niger he
kicked me in de ribs once until he loosened all
my insides, and when dat occurred my affection
for him vanished"
Once when Father TAYLOR. preaching 10 his
audience m sc,men. fund himself entancled
Suddenly in a tbicket OF accumulated clauses,
he cxtricstcd himself by the exclamation, 81
have lost the track Of the nominative case but.
my brethren, one thing know-I am bound
for the kingdom Of hsaren."
The mos, modest beau in the Union lives in
lafayette Ind. The other day he asked young
lady IL he might "be allowed the privilege Of
going home with her," and was Indignantly
refused whercupon be inquired, very humbly,
IL he might be "allowed to sit on the fence and
see her 20 by"
or,srs for , funeral salute to the late Frank
lin Pierce were received at Fort Trumbull, New
London, only last week, and the guns were fired.
A Hartford paper fears the New Londoners
are liable to get up next week and FIRE salute
in honor Of Mr.. Bafin. the discoverer Of Bafin's
Bay. ..
1t was announced in Philadelphia churches
that "cOal collections would be made last
week. A German, who did not understand
that the collection was to be made in money,
,rundled hand cart full Of coal to q church,
but found no one there to receive 1t.
A contemporary says, "Thc women ought to
make pledge not to kiss man who uses to-
bacco, and il would soon break up the practice"
A friend Of ours says "they ought also to pledge
themselves to kiss every man that don't use it
and we 60 for that, too
". ru.mhcr having heard Of n man who
WAS too larry 70 saw hi. pynycrs. He wrote out
his devOtiOus on fOOlsc,p, however, and tied
them to the foot Of his couch. Before retiring
he would held them up to heaven and e1clalm.
.Thems my sentiments and jump into bed.
..,,., ;n.,;r..a n . ,.r,cn,sr,, how.
..yv i.d whom viii mi. ;oh. vour master has
On S,n1 he done 20
.u can't tell sirn sail the honest boy art
Iesslv. "Its a day lob, and il will depend upon
no., avon Tho old man has ,po,ber order"
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