Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-07-01


have made mistakes.
An English Bishop once said "Our
girls are poorly educated but our boys
will never find it out.
The grave Of General Nathaniel Lyon.
IN Eastford is not marked even by a plain
marble slab.
.tWhO the Dickens "Boz" could be-,
Long puzzled many a learned elff
But time unveiled the mystery,
And BOZ" wtas lO.ezens' self"
Rev. B. D. Nadal, D. D., President OF
Drew Theological Seminary, died there
recently.
There is one Courageous man in the
legislature of Massachusetts who boldly
4 declares that whisky is nutritious and
healthy.
A congress of geologists ofSwitzerlaud
, France, Italy, Germany and Austria, en-
4 gagged in studies on the Alps win be
held in Geneva on the 3Ist Of August
A giddy student, having had his skull
! fractured, was told by the doctor that
the brain was visible, on which he re-
marked, do write and tell father, for
he always said had none.
Junius Henri Browne has beer
married TO Miss Lily Gilbert, a beautiful
/ young lady who figured in Mcfarland
/ triah She is a-sister to Mrs. Calhoun.
1t is said that the reason there are so
/ many muttOn-heads in existence is to be
found in the fact chat such a number of
children are perfect little lambs '-M
Y Past
when a great man dies, = says Quilp,
the FIRST thing done IS ~ resolve 10
build a monument to his memory, and
the second is-not to build it."-.N =
Past.
Bishop Simpson, while in Europe.
will visit Denmark, Sweden and Nor
way, as well as Germany and Switzer-
land, to attend various Methodist con
ferences.
The Cincinnati Gazekte reports that
unless the observatory in that city IS
speedily supplied with funds, It must be
abandoned, and the glass, one Of the
best in the country, sold.
Mrs. Stanton, wife Of the late Secretary
of War, has rented a mansion at Ger
mantown, Pennsylvania. Her health is
somewhat impaired.
Out on the Pacific road, at some sta
tons the conductor shouts. Fifteen
minutes to enter land, and at Chicago,
five minutes for a divorce.
Three years old, energetically, 10 a fly
on the wall: 800, fly don't bozzer me.
Mother. Dear, dear, where did you
learn that p Three year old (singing).
-"D Dat what my Tnuzzer said.
Are yod connected with a paper
here a. asked accuntTyrnan Of an inmate
of the Indiana insane asylum. oh, no,
was the reply II have been TO the in
sane asylum, and am cured; a man never
runs a newspaper after he is cured.
Charles Dickens lived. longer than
Shakespeare, who died at ftty-threei than
Byron, who died at thirty-seven; than
Thaclzeray, who died at fifty-two than
Burns, who died at thirty-seven and
was one year younger than Macaulay,
who died at fifty-nine.
Two fashionable young ladies Of Hart
ford, CT. have been laid up for repairs
from wearing high-heeIed shoes; and the
doctor thinks he has got a job that VIII
last him q year, to straighten out their
little toes. ,.-.
An exchange says Trying 10 do
business without advertising, is like
winI1ing through a pair Of green goggles
You may know that you are doing q
but nobody else does.
IA celebrated actor had ordered green
pea soup ; it was served, but contained
only one pea, He took of his coat; but
the waiter informed him no one was al
lowed to dine in his shirt sleeves. "Oh,
was the reply, "I am only going to SWIM
for my pea.
Here is something about gin which is.
pretty near correct;
ats sufare like diamonds
May giisten IN beauty
It's depth with tina Giuts
OF bright Fubles may glow :
Yet touch 10 not taste II not,
>hun 10 IA nulys
For death i'm its blHckness
is hidden below.
8 Senator Cragin. who has just been re-
elected to the United States Senate from
New Hampshire, is by profession law
yer, and is forty-nine years old He be
gan political life by service i'm the legis-
lature, and was subsequently elected Be-
Congress for two terms. He has always
been an active Republican, and a work
ing rather than a talking member Of
Congress.
Hokepokewingachepung PottabakeeC-
kaballokum Chingarewingarypin
wung, distinguished citizen OF the Fe-
lee Islands, is now in California, and
will visit the Eastern cities as soon as the
Pacific Railroad Company shall have in
creased their rolling stock sufficiently %
.urnish transportation for his name.
Senator Fl. Is. Anthony, Of Rhode Is
and, who viii begin his third term in
he United States Senate next March. Is
years old. He entered political
life as an editor In I84o and 1850 DE
was Governor of Rhode Island. and was
irst elected to the Senate In 1888. Mr..
Anthony has been q useful and inaucn-
ial member Of the Senate, although MOI
prominent as ar. orator or dcbatcr.
A pretty thing overheard al the Acade-
my. Old Lord BlankinFton, who IS as
as he is gallant passed prct-
" Mrs. Rippe in the crowd In his usual
unconscious manner. Not 20 be denied.
The lady gave chase ana having hunted
him down, exclaimed reproachfllly
Lord Blansington, you passed me
without giving me even look. III
lad looked, madam answered the old
oeau, Il could not have passed.
Punch ever SO long ago SAID that
Early n bed and early Co rise
Is the way to be stupid ana have rec eyes
A late writer observes that ''t1e who
would thrive must rise AZ Ave. Sc says
he prOyerb, though there is more rhyme
han reason in Il. For. if
He who would thrive must Fiso az ave,
L must follow naturally
He who'd thrive more must riso &C innr
and il win insure as consequence thaf
He who'd stim more thriviugne
Must lenk his bed nt tufm oi tnreei
AND nc who thls 15altor would tsltap
WIN rouse htm 90 The HtrQ@r OF t"".
Ana nv wav OF climax 20 il all, IL should
be held good that
rTo who'd never ba outdone
Must ever Rise az soon as one
9ut the best illustration would be,
re who q flourish best nf an
Should never 80 % btd % all,