Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-13
MEDICAL.
baltimore LOCK HOSPITAL.
DIR. JOHNSTON,

DIR. JOHNSTON,
Physician of this celebrated institution. has
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Efectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures
Affection Of tho Kidneys or Bladder, lnvolun-
t.ry Discharges, Impotency, General Deoillty,
Nervousness; Dyspepsia. Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion of Ideas, Palpitation Of the Heart, @1,
diness, Disease of the Head, Throat, Nose or
Skin. Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
CT Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Youth-secret and sol.
itary practices mere fatal to their victims than
the song of the Syrens to the Mariners of Ulys-
ses: blighting their most brilisnt hopes or an
ticipstions, &c.
YOUNG MEN
Especially. who have become the Victims o;
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untlmely
grave thousands Of young men of the most OK
allied talents and brilliant, intellect, who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates
with the thunders Of oloquence, or walked TO
cstacy tholiving Tyre, may call with full cont'
denco.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplat-
ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
Loss of Procreative Power-Impotency,l Ner-
vous Excitability, Palpitation, ORGANIC Weak.
ness, Nervous Debility, or any other Disqusli-
fcation, speedily relieved.
Hc who places himself under the care OF Dr
J. may religously conide in his honor as q
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill!
rs physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately curod and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing At1ection-Which renders
life miserable and marriage impossibls-is the
,1t hr,f f1,n infi nf inn n.
dulgences. Young persons arc too apt TO com
nit excuses from not being aware of the dread
iul consequences that may ensue NOW, VINO
that understands the subject will pretend to de-
ny that the natural powers are lost sooner
by those falling into improper habits than 6y
the prudent? Besides being deprived Of the
pleasure of healthy offspring, the most serious
and destructive symptoms of both body, ana
mind arise. The system becomes derangeo, Inc
Physical and Mental Functions weakeped:-
Loss of Provocative Power, Nervous lrrita b!lity
Dyspepsia, Palpitstion of the Heart. lEdlges.
tiob. constitutional Debility and Wasting of
the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Triaing Pretend
ers and their Deadly Poison, should apply i'm
medlatcly.
DIR. JOHNSTON,
Member of tho Royal College Of Surgeons,
London. Graduate of ono of the most eminent
Colleges in the United States. and the greater
part Of whose lifo has been spent In the hospitals
of London, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere
| has effected some of the most astonishing cures
| that were ever known; many troubled VIA
ringing in the head ana ears when asleep, grSs'
| nervousness. being alarmed at sudden sounds,
bashfulncss, with frequent blushlng, attended
| sometimes with derangement OF mind, were
cured Immediately.
| TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. j. addresses all those who have injured
| themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
| habits, which ruin both body and mind. un-
fitting them for either busnes, study, society or
marriage.
These arc somo of tho sad and melancholy
effects produced by the early habits of youth.
viz: Weaknesc of the Back and Limbs, Pains
in the Head, Dimness of Sight. Loss OF Mus
cular Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspep.
sa, Nervous Irritabiity, Derangement Of the
| Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp.
| toms of Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY-The fearful effects on the mind
are much to be dreaded. Loss of Mem ory, Con;
| fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil
| Forebodings Aversion to Society, Self Distrust,
| Love ofSoIitudo, Timidity. &C., are some of the
| evils produced.
Thousands of persons Of all ages can now
Judge what is tho cause Of their declining
health, losing their vigor, becoming weak. pale,
nervous and omacisted, having singular APP
pearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms
of Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Who havo injured themselves by, a, celtain
practice, already described a habit fre.
! nuenty learned from OWL companions or q!
school, the effects of which arc nightly telt,
oven when asleep, and if not cured, rep ders
marriage impossible and destroys 6ot' nihd
| and body, should applr Immediately.
| What ritU that y man. The nope OF
his country, the pride Of his arents, should
| be snatched from all prospects and enjoyment
| of life b7 tho consequence OF deVlatlng from
the path Of nature, snd indulging in pernl-
cious habits. Such persons must, betore con-
templating
MARRIAGE.
Reflect that Il sound mind and body are tho
most necessary requisites t. promote connuol'
nj happiness, Indeed, without theso theJ our
ney through life becomes weary pilgrimage,
the prospect hourly darkens to the view the
mind becomes shadowed with despair, and illed
with tho melancholy reflection that the happl'
| ness of another is blightcd with Our own
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When tho misguided and imprudent votary
of pleasure finds that he has imblbed Inc seeos
Of this painful disease, IT too often happens
that an il-,iIncd sense OF shame or dreaq ol
discovery deters him from applying TO those
whc, from education and respectabllty, can
elore betrend him, delaying till the consttu.
tionsl symptoms of this horrid disease make
their sppcarance such as liberated sore G throat
diseased nose, nocturnal pains in tho heao ana
limbs, dimncss of sight, deafness, nodes o.
the bones and arms blotenes oH %th ino fIgSi sIa
fnI rsnidty, till at last the palate OF the mouth
or the bones Of the nose fall in. and the victim
Of thi: awful disease becomes horrid object
of commiseration till death puts o period TO
l =. 4 f,1c r,rinu nv sanding him To tlat
undiscovered country IRON whence no travel
Ter returns" MN
1t is melancholy fact that thousands g PIE PIE
victims to this terriblo disease, through faIIlng
;nto Tho hands OF ignorant or unskilful PRE-
TENDERS, !EtH ID s who, by the use Of that deadly
and incapable curing keep the unhappy pnSyon, su,
o1 l1' inurious compounds, and instead Of being
rn.tored to A renewal OF Life, Vigor and HappI-
ness, in despair leave him with ruined Health
10 sich over his CALLING disappointment.