Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-06
S1EDgEAE.
baltimore LOCK HOSPITAL.
DIR. JOHNSTON,

Physician of this celebrated institution, hHs
discovered the most Certsin,z Speedy, Pleasant
and Efectual Remedy in the world for al
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back. or Limbs, Structures
Affection Of the Kidneys or Bladder, Inyour-
tsry Discharges, Impotency, General Deoiilty
Nervousness; Dyspepsia. Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion Of Ideas, Palpitation Of the heart
Timidity. Trembling Dimness of Sigh; or Gid
diness, Disease of1he Head, Throat, Nose or
Skin. Affections of tho Liver, Lungs. Stomach
cr Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits of Iouth-secret and SOL
itsry practices mere fatal to their victims than
the song Of the Syrens to tho Mariners Of Ulys-
ses. blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
ticipations, &c.
YOUNG MEN
Especially, who have become tho Victims .,
Solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep to an untirle!y
grave thousands of young men Of tho most cX-
slted talents and brillsnt intellect who Nigh.
otherwise have entrsnced listening Scnatcs
with the thunders of eloquenco, or walked TO
estacy the living Tyre, may call with full con!l-
dence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, ,,or Young Mon contempla.
ing marriage, aware OF PLY steal Weakness
(Loss OF Procre.tive oWcr-lmp potency,) Ner-
vous ExcItabiity, Palpilalion, Organic Weak.
ness, Nervous DeDl ity. any other Disqual:-
fcation, speedily relieved.
DO who places himself under the care Of Dr.
j. may religiously conldo in his honor rs
gentleman, and confidently rely upon his skill.
rs physician
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured sod Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Atfection-which renders
lite miserable and marriage impossib!e-lS the
penalty paid by the victims OF improper in
dulgencies. Young persons are too apt to com
NIT excuses from MT being aware OF the droad-
1ul consequences That may ensue. Now, who
tina understands the subject will pretend TO de-
ny that the natural powers arc lost sooner
by those falling into improper habits thsn BY
the prudent2 Besides being deprived OF the
pleasure of healthy offspring, the most serious
and destructive symptoms OF both BODY and
mind arise. The system becomes dersnged the
PHYSICAL and Mental Functions weakrneG.-
Loss Of Procrestiv 9 Power, Nervous lrrtablli!y.
Dy spepsia, Palpitation Of the Heart, lEdiges-
toL Constitutional D bilty and Wasting OF
the Frame, Cough Consumption, Decay and
Death.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hours! No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trltline Pretend
ers and their deadly Poison, should apply i'm
mediately.
DR.. JOHNSTON,
Member Of the Royal College Of Surgeons,
London Graduate Of one of the most eminent
Colleges in tho United States and tho greater
part Of whose Ito has been spent in the hospitals
of London, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere,
has effected some OF the most astonishing. cures
that were ever known; many troubled Will
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness being alarmed at sudden sounds
bashfulness, with frequent blushlng, attended
sometimes with arrangement OF mind, we're
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTIGTTT.A NOTICE
DR.. J. addresses all those who have in AIRED
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind. un'
fitting them for either bushes, study, society or
marriage.
These are some of the sad and mclanchol y
effects produced by the early habits Of youth
viz: Weaknese of the Back and Limbs Pains
in the Head, Di:nness of Sight. Loss of Mus
culsr Power, Palpitation of the Heart Dysptep'
Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp'
toms of Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY The fearful effects on tho mnc
are much to bo dreaded. Loss Of Ii EN- Dry, Con
fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Ev!!
Forebodngs, Aversion to Society, solf Distru;',
Love ofSoIitude, Timidity, &c, are solno of the
evils produced.
Thousands of persons Of all ages can now
Judge what is the cause Of their declining
health, losing their Vigor, becoming weak, pale,
nervous and emacisted, having singular "r-
poarance about the oyc:, cough and symptoms
of Consumption.
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by q ceit-.n
nrac,ice, already described, habit fre.
ouently learned from evil companions Or u.
school, the effects Of which are nightly felt,
even when asleep, and if not cured, rnrdor5
marriage impossible, and destroys bot n!"d
and body, should uppI' Immediately.
What pity that = young man, the nope .;
his country, tho pride of his parents, should
be snatched from all prospects and enjoyment
Of life BY the consequence OF deviating from
the path Of nature amd indulging in PERM
cous habits. Such persons must, beioro con
templstlng
MARRIAGE.
Reflect that sound mind and body are tho
most necessary requisites 10 promote connuni'
al happiness, Indeed, without these the Jour
Geg through lite becomes u weary pilgrimage,
the prospect hourly dnrkcns to the view, ihH
mind becomes shad ~ ed with despair, and ilii:d
with the melancholy r. flo :tion that the hHppi'
ness of another is biightei with our own
DISEASE OF IMPRUDsNCE.
When the misguided and irnprudent votary
If nIeasure finds that he HIS i!nDib"d tho seeds
of lbi. psinflL disease. IL too often happens
that un i'll imcd sense Of shame "r dread "i
discovery dcters h in from "ppI;i ing TO those
wnc, from education and r"spcctaoi:ity' can
alore belricnd him, dc!ayIn iii u" c"nstlli'-
tiunsl syrnptons OF hi h1rrd disease max"
their appearance, such no u!ccrnte,; sore 'nr"''i
d,s.use cd nose nocturnal pains ia the head ana
limbs dlm:css IF sight, dea nc"s' n2aes e.
The sim bones anr nr!ns botchcs On lna head,
face and cxtIcmitics progressing wIih fright
fui rapidity, till ut last the paIs;c (" thH M III"
or the bones OF The nose iaii IN, a!d inc Fct'm
of thi. awful disease becomes 3 horrId object
of commlser.trpn Till death puts :. p,rIod to
his dreadful sutfi: ing by SEEDING h!m to that
undiscovered couhtry IRON whence no ;rnrei-
Ter returns" n,.
viriim to tbi, t,rrible disca-:, through feliinE
into The hands OF ivrornns or unshlilul PRt:-
TENDER, who by tho use ol tnAl dehfi3
Poison Mer curry &C, ces:r'y INC cGns.su',oH'
far.r month after month taking their noX!ou5
or iniurious compounds, and ns.eud Of beng
res.ured to renewal OF Lie V'gor and Happ!-
ness, in despair leave him with ruined Heath
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