The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1870-09-17
VARIOUS ITEMS.
\ head wind-A sneeze.

Dyeing for Iosc--Coloring your mus
tachc to please woman.
It is mistake to suppose the sun s
supported in the skies by the beon's
\ gay Philadelphia youth has Ieen
fined IS for an assault with s'intent to
kiss
s.Young man. do you believe in fu-
ture state z" In course | duz; and
what more, | mean to enter 1t as soon
as Betsy gets her things ready
4 man who has tired it says that all .
the short cuts to wealth are overcrowded.
OF a man who recently died, it is said,
'shis name will be remembered wherever
his deeds and mortgages are known
One Of the most portant rules OF, the
science Of manners is an almost absolute
silence in regard to yourself.
IN old Indian, who had witnessed the
effect Of whisky iur many years, said
barrel labelled whisky contained tllons
and songs and fifty nights
Numerous crows and other birds have
dropped dead this season near Oroville,
Cal. from the effects of heat.
Mrs Abraham Elkin, of Stockton. cut
her throat with razor, recently, III Z
fit of temporary insanity.
! The people of Sitka at last adviees
were excited over gold discoveries in the
interior
Upon tic farm uf Mr. Buell., mile
from san Berlardino, is growing a Gu
cumber Of the enormous length of seven
feet and one inch.
The assertion 50 frequently made, that
it is impossible to stop the fight OF time
is altogether erroneous. Tor " no is there
that cannot stop mlnutc2
The Government has built a fine
Penitcntiary in Montana 1t is doing
ditto in Idaho 1t is encourag ging to see
the Government attending so promptly
to the wants Of those Territories.
In St. Louis tie male aud female
school teachers receive the sane SALARY.
Maine lost her Oldest Freemazon, Peter
Eigoreaux, Of Farminda!e, aged o.
David Styles, Of Prescott, Wisconsin,
son.
\ lady III Kans's is carrying on an
extensive blacksmithing and wagons
making business,
\ colored woman took the first prclni-
um for dentistry at the recent State Fat
at Houston, Texas.
Miss Jessie Marley, young lady OF.
Albany, recently saved young man
from drowning during boating excur-
sion on Lake Cilamplain.
y conundrum forsehoolboys "WL;ch
. is the greater otfenSc being late at school
with a perfect lesson, or prompt with
an imperfect one.
Florence Ni.htensale, although dan
serously i'll at Antwerp, writes u letter
giving directions for the conduct of army
nurses in the present campaign.
The " oman Question-Can you let
! me have $50 this morning
The Man Question-What did You Go
with that s | gave you last month
!, The Grecian bend is to be superseded
by the Boston dip, sort of limp with
one foot.
In one county of Mississippi the census
/ mau found sixty pair ut twins, all less
f than year old.
. Trcyes is the oldest town in Prussia
1t was captured by Julius Caesar befoIt
: Christ was born, and made the capital ol
: Gaul. 1t was in French hands in tho
: last century, but was given back to Prus
/ sia in 1915.
!, \ woman residing at Syracuse, New
= York, is accused of having starved one 0
: her children to death Another child
two years Of age, was reduced to skc}b
> ton. 1t was found wrapped in a blanke
and under the influence of paregoric.
The King of Belgium has sent hi
c plate to England for safe keeping.
i The g Touay FoMs RaieI' is the It'll,
n of new Rural and Literary Monthly
o designed for y loung Men and Iuup.
20 Women, which is to he issued BY Ii \
is +. Lewis, the publisher Of the Ioster,
is Rural, at Chicago. Prizes are ofcre,
e for stories and contributions from youn.
If writer's sl.o0 per year.
They have fanatic at Salt Lake wht
calls himself ''Pottcr Christ and VIII,
g has as many revelations as Brigam, ant
II much more sensational ones. He proph
! ecies another great national war in thi
. country, and other dire calamities, +
) happen within year.
ic 4 STARTLING TRuTH Hundred
4 ae die annually from neglected coughs ant
le colds, when by the use. of Il single bottl
SC of Dr.. listers Baksan, of Il'Hi Gherr.
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