The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1870-06-04
Sun HE.I MS.


a little boy II he knew what the EXPRESSION sowing
tarcs" meant. "Courth does" said he, puiaR the
seat Of his little breeches around IN 'front.' "ThereSd
tear my sewed. 1 feared It SLANG dowh hill"
"A San francisco merchant, who had un-
saable article consigned to MIN nom the East, got HE
personal friends together, assigned each as,r1et and
instructed them 70 call al every store AMI inquire for
this particular article. Then he advertised the goods,
and the retail dealers surprised at the unusual can
which had been made for them, took them all OF he
hands al high price.
Two brothers named Clay, living in Santa
Clara county, C4l working the same farm, dwelling In
the same house sleeping the same bed ami eating as
the table said not to have spoken TO each 9TH
err for whole year few nights ago tho quarrel eul
minated IN their house in desperate handt)hand
Fight with rowder ana ball Both were baly wounded.
one It feared at the time fatally The earse Of the
quarrel was disagreement about souie properly.
A gentleman who said his name was Homes
dale and that he travelling for ierilllzng esab
lshment In Philadelphia, asstvel few days ago 10
Florence. 5. c. bareheadcd, and carrying yalss. lie
unfortunately had formed the acquaintance OF poI.
tcian while he was travelling on the cars. and was
robbed OF his wallet and hat while he Vas asiesp The
southerners who gathered about him. h~Idc' by MAJ
Pawlcy Instantly HIM another hat and ootte Of
whiskey, that he might continue his Journey.
1T has been the practice Of wealthy Berli1
stock Exchange men 10 secure diplomas OF nobility
from the petty German princes The Pru= Ian Govern
dhent putting q stop 70 this business, The fcuGs
BArons protesting against tho mo ne5 cd inrudef' oGs
Of the latter who has already pod alarge anJuat to hs
mistress or one OF the needy Princes, IN daily
hopes OF receiving his pateut or nobility wa Il was
intimated to him that he was dooma 10 l.''ppolrt
ment.
A Hungarian railway engineer named Geid.
uschek lately met OF the Austria n AreL tukes al
Vienna aud arcetionatcly embraced hin. lilo next
stopped tho carriage OF the Archduehess GHAa, and
kissed the little girl He was taken TO unac 'syiun.
and amer ezDelie the country lie then went 10
Berlin, where he stopped the carriage OF tae fojA
children and forcbe possession OF v, 10 the Dis
may Of the goveFnoSs in charge. Cons derabe excite
ment .ensusd, until 1t was ascertaned that ne wal
insane.
--Geneva has lost two Of her celebrities, ths
painter and the poet Petit Sem. bptn born 10
Lhat city In l7g2 The after OF great Eenua
AMI originality. whose llttlc cottage at CheNc' neN
Geneva was q noted resort OF literary He reseTr
blsd voare both In hts appearance and In thu tnrp VI
his mind, aud Ike the Of Ferney was enhunnhS
under the impression that he was Dying, though u
lived tn the ripe age OF TO- He was called tie phioeo.
pher OF Chene.
The Romans apply the term matrarchs 10
the Jealous English and American Lady friends Of tho
Holy Father The most devout OF them IL Mrs Chas-
Bohemian. Pho Mono consequently oHsrel no lias
order to her husband but he declined IL. aypwng q
preference for the mortal remains OF one OF the noble
tone Instructed Father scugnam Clio, the ca 'todian
Of deiunc saints 20 crafty BodGnhan's craving, and
he and his wife have accordingly been made appy ~
receiving a bone. which is said to have belonged
to 81. Dunstan
"A Joliet, ILL.,, woman has original and pro.
nounced views female suffrage which she eS presses
In this way; inst don't believe In these women
notions. l have raised sIx boys-rour OF them vote
now. and the others will De old enough. Then
viii have six votes. Now these good(or nothin q
women who have fooled their time away, and neyci
raised single boy, come around and want every
to vote for herself don't believe IN such nom
sense, I have raised my sx boys, and am going q
have every one OF them vote for me. Those women
who go ceturns around the country instead Of rMsns
boys, have no business 10 vote any way"
A sailor went into a shop in Milwaukee and
purchased goods 10 tho amount OF Nifty cents Throw
ing down bill, he said, "Theres atwo.d Mar bin !;
gve me the change" glance showed the sorskeepcI
thai the bill was AZ" aud hastily sweepus II into
the drawer he gave back he change. After JACK WAC
gone the man went TO the drawer and fould mat md
bill was ~" to be sure, hut little the worst coun-
terfet ever seen The Storokeepcr went IN search OF
the sailor, ana threatened him with prosecus'n, bnG
JacS proved by comraie that he receive ou doll'
and half IN change, so tat he could not nave el'eu
the man the Oil. Amer little talk the matter was
allowed TO drop by the storekeeper VINO has bgobae1
| learned something he did not know before.
! "A Paris banker devised what he cou,dcTe'
An ingenious measure 70 prevent deh'ca' on by ~
cashier lie places an iron cage 10 front ~ ne sa'i
and insists that the cashier shall be locked IN ln'
his cash account Is verified at tne close Of u' A ~
| has a. yet found only one man willing l. % r.pt WA
condition. "You must enter the cage NJ . \ N f'l
Won vii he liberated At4P ", afE your 90 u0ni h'l
been Nerihti," said the banker 10 al h. I'''N
| agreed" " You must not leave II durIus le ""f
nnder any rrelence. koep the sc, In my rlc"e''
"All right am used 10 confinement" "Np'fNl'l
YOU becu?' Ia the rentrrtary Turns 81 &c '''
| eileen ycaTs." Position EN,l open.
The other day, says the New Orlc.H' ,
| yans, a very pretty buc.rycl co,uctri,r.' ''7
ture made her Appearance AT thr unce No Oh. tu' .
| Polce and demanded ~ interview. "lu N. D. cal
ohige you, madame ?" inQu' Ell the pr..r ut -''
Are you the Cllcf err" - h,y' 'u. u. =
| Are yon married wan'" S0y ti, na.. ...I
which modest bachcior nniit 10. nttlI. .rN'N
! out hiu'hinI. Nevcrttules', iAc gs,or o.. .1 -
'Nrcd Il IN mo negative. 81 an s"r.Y g.. 'F
unucd The lsty 100 3,iirc 80 60 ,aI . H'.'
cate subject" The thlrI tl.Jattl ...-.. .' no
foot and hen on the orhei looking ,auyt's N"-
At his visitor aud cnlGy hqni.'', "Iluv a''t -
"Mhy,hT, my ehlli has laon -',or O.. i- A. j'i'u
father. Whose HDsso Of nae L,s c, musi.4 ny. .v'.'d
other protection. UTie0 tGa 1asC s'rr ..'. ~
j a.Dnnt understand sTi.L"