Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1870-01-06
CLIPPINGS.
Ladies who wear short skirts always $
have small feet. Funny

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The right man in the right place-a
husband at home in the evening.
/ A movement is on foot in Madagas-
car TO send missionaries to New York
Age should always precede beau
ty-therefore let the old tolk retire be-
fore ten o'clock.
The "iron age Of literature was
when Steele fourished. The "golden
age" vas in the time OF Goldsmith.
An inordinate wine drinkcr is some
times called a bacchanalian. Can an
excessive smoker be called a tobacchan-
allan?
A st. Louis woman attempted to kin
die fire with kerosene, which proved
4 success, but she got too warm, and
is now where the good niggers 60.
No cards.
A Western orator, speaking Of the
battle of Ball Run, said: ",The FEEDER
ais ran SO that the harltack ratified in
their stomachs like beans in sheet
iron pot
There are now about 100 Japanese
of all ages and both sexes in Califor-
MIA. They are as distinct from the
Chinese in their habits and customs as
Europeans.
Mrs. Jessie Fremont, the wife OF
John Charles, has come out In favor Of
woman's rights, and put her No. 3,s
down on the same platform with Anna
Dickinson's SIS.
"If righteous pcn are the salt of the
earth, why may not pretty girls be con-
sidered its sugar." asked a. gentleman
of little girl Because she replied,
we're its lasses."
The order Of Free and Accepted Ma
sons now number in the United States
454, 355 members, New York having
the largest number,-74, ,099-and Ida
no the smallcst-525 Rhode Island
has 4,253 members.
A champion of woman suffrage hav
ing spoken of the GLORIOUS influence
OF woman on :he public stage the
Quincy Wing insinuates that the intiu
once of woman in a prsrate bas is more
salutary and agreeable.
Olive Logan says she never saw a
pretty girl but she wanted to take her
ia her arms and kiss her, That's not
new with Olive; some twenty odd mill
ions OF men in this country alone ieel
themselves pulled by the same kind of
4 magnet, and were troubled with it
before o. L. thought OF it.
Denmark, with 75 towns, has 113
printing houses and 263 book stores
while Sweden, with s. towns, has only
ll4printing houses and l62 book stores.
Norway, which had only two printing
offices in 1907, and IN 1914 only five
newspapers, now has y newspapers,
IL periodicals and % reviews.
Miss Susan 3. Anthony-the invent
Or of the susanan,hosy bed-steads-I
which hold but one person, and slim
person at that-declares she "will have
Susan B. Anthony on her tomb stone,
and not the reliot OF some tool OF a
man" The joke of this IS, that nobody
has ever asked Susan to 60 under a
tomb stone with another name.
An eastern editor says that man in
New York got himself into trouble by
marrying two wives. A Western ed
itor replies that good many men had
done the same thing by marrying one.
A Northern editor says that quite a
number of his acquaintances found
trouble enough by barely promising to
marry. without going any further.
\ six year-oll boy was asked by his
teacher to write a composition on wa
ter, and the following is the production:
water is good to drink, to swim i'll,
and to skate on when frozen. When
I was little baby, the nurse used to
bathe me every morning in water |
have been told that the Injuns don't
wash themselves but once in ten years.
I wish was an Iniun!'