, 1870-06-12

uC4G NAECpL LuE pHYACliER anu Inc C01GC et1ltoEl-
ais Of the Timex. Had Bluc Beard lived here he
would have gotten q divorce from bis peccant
wives, have nEed the bloody stambles for q smos-
ing room; have Joined the DEsunited Club. where.
OF only divorced men are members: have got
mellow on festive occasions, and have read law
with Bahyon on the following morning.
comic side Of nature prevals. II mau's vile
runs away. be- docs not mount couple Of swift
steeds and start In pursuit. Ftmly cocGng his re-
dinner Is late, laughs at the thought Of how alex
Jones will get OF his bargain In a 8eeE-joke On
Jones; wonders what Ars. ]. thinks Of the per-
4oE1nance anyhow: gets lonely; and goes to call
on girl down town. II man commits suicide
even, he does It !n 80 absurd fashion that re all
ceased !s laughing, too, In notseless sou Of a
way. The only authentic ghost this city ever had
did not walk MP and down with clanklng chains.
wound In Its throat Oh, no! 1t threw stale cod
the Great Hereafter bad tts New England its cod
On Monday, then, the people living opposite and
next door 10 large Wabash avenue boarding
nonse, where rooms are rented, and where day
soardsEs arc welcome 30 long rs they pay prompt
ty, noticed that an nnnsual comniotion was going
G1 there. They observed that man who was eyi-
IDENTITY IN officer, Judging from his impertous ways,
wanted to enter. AS It Was nbout the dinner hour,
there were m8ny-over 100.
From the 11arior there came confused noise OF
entrcaty and suppllcatton, OF men begging and
cursinE, Of women scoldlng, crying, anu entrcar-
ing; OF children bawlng, and babies waIling. 1t
,was pande1noninm instead Of 9 boarding house,
PIES by high-tened landlady who always wore
lills
The noise gradually abated after dinner season,
and after time men began to 20 out and march
down street, but It was seen before any one left,
sleeves and undergo the inspection OF the officer
When be was satisfied, they marched on, and their
explanations were as variegated as Joseph's coat
After supper, the officer Withdrew and there was
peace.
The next morning ut breakfast, the lady Of the
house was very severe on the Health Department
and the sanitary superintendent, and the board
eEs all agreed with her, from the favored ones on
her right and left hands, down to the newer arri-
yals who Sit at the remote end Of the table, and
hare the lag end Of everything, who are scrInred
in pie and get no Sauce On thelr pudding, without
which that article is Ike Wedlock without quarrels-
For oil that riot and disturbance was due to the
Sanitary Superintendent, gentleman who Is
always seeking to surpass himself, and who con-
tinuaily s.ghs for. fresh nuisances to abate. He
has exhausted drainage, sewerage, und parks; he
has classified the smells Of the river 30 that when
ever you bring him one he can tell BY single snufr
what IT. It IS made Of and whence # comes, whether
compound or simple nOx1ons, or merely obnoxious
He has found cut that kerosene Will burn. and that
He aims So At tie sanse Tie sanose IS % the apds
ing. and he accomplished nN when he hit on hls
grand idea Of vaeclnattng fashionable boarding
Including the rats, mice, md bod room small deer,
II they could be gotten hold Of.
So, on the aforementioned Monday, about II
O'Clock doctor, q med with his punctHrfng appa-
rains 8Nd some vaccine matter, and accompanied
by an officer, went to the house. He stationed his
On the R ts s ASKED
be stated bis erIand,-he had come to yacetnate
her ant her husband her man servant and her
maid servant, and the strangers that were within
her EateS- He wanted them at once mustered for
vaccination
She broke forth In Indignant objections. She
vas respectable married woman, md Sue Won
deIed what be meant by proposing such thing.
He remarked that II was the simplest thing In the
xosid; ne would prick her in the arm. he would
eee % snd as on ans ueT 'ass sssD wosa oSIa
ensue. It would itca but she must not scratch II,
ard finally the scab would drop or ...'
cleaning house. ~ repapeling &C. 8 taa. Tue ts whoie
thlng could have been done at once, and al the
unp!casantnesB Of spring be consolidated
Then she woah send for her husband, and have
Il tried on him first, so that the Doctor could get
So the husband was summoned from the re-
Moter depths Of the house, WAS tntrOdDced as
"my husband" and was informed what he had to
undergo, and, Of course, submitted without
word. ......
As each boaraer entered, he was ushe.ed into
the pazlor, where STOOD the Doctor ready for &C
uou, and be was requested to bare his urn, and
prepare for action.
But. snJs one young gentleman. in atone Of
eaI[ee aEon5, can1o' o. IAN IN 70 ,Se Se
mali1ed IN t1Eee DAYS. AN 70 lead y IAny ~ tue
nopuai M eoqGn. aha @ must 1asc sae use " ny
aInl, 81. TO" can nave ner sieepln9 qpoa II
arostponemcnt because nave neen fscc!nated
~, ~, ST., ny mahhoo4 Eeiuses SUBMISSION 70 any,
.E'nE 80 childish: What Proposal! instead OF
w.dlock vaccination! ldecliise to accept"
IN mat case, SAYS the Doctor, III VIII be my
lainina l.9 Guy 10 aaSe TOUT license Ievokea .ast
e1aGsiJ as II !ou were q tlsoluefly liquor shop"
M ne lnnuence o. Faeeinau9n M u frequently at
~ =, eno IN ~ lew 9eass nke tnal Q! many ot9er
LILLE tnes; al! eonslaetng Ene saolecs pnllosopal.
Sals' e. IL 1T may ne question Wnenet u would nor
S-d ~ wise tnng 70 nave people remarked every
tulsG seais sce " t4at Ilnle INC vHlue n1 tae
Aat tstsEG Geltnuns @ 10 = a!e4ueut!y e4a9uststt
iay " not sce aes once more7 MAJ not e3-
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An ~ u'siG ,1,e - nes 10 .,a.e 1sss.a ~ "aste
imhar. ~ n.oteesas .ae mas ss,aiaet ,,.
ptoeesep @ aga!hst tue m!eslefence Wta