, 1870-12-25
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m3N AAnyHQ$1vfYv
county old 4ct pay his taxss. 4
The St=pney lyee I'M is trying lis tce.;. IN
the problem II Which IL tha nf,ls,t L...,
cry: Erin 70 ttagb, or fndi 70 btno." A''''-
-Ipa bnoE EseIier.a ca+.iosra srr, T.,
followinG article Mcmoirs OF Eha:is,
With he nd cnpitallv eYscntas -
To Get bgnxn rtrnuf ~ val
~ uEa A.euGt VI sta'-lak tia
Esu ~ ohe eoroer ard pull 1t out quietly b1t
hfmlT.
-"What is emile ?" ssked n m., ~
little gill, tt41Ee whisper ct 4 Isnrh -s,,s
she'
rather improved conac o.nes to ~ nr.t tasn. Il
now .nd then: ' ''A'
ing ccnsopaat. He should hsya ,<isi <.is .i.S !i
that i uEuallr follows a.sosal.
cases in wbeh ladies wsrd,o,,ess M sas -. .ma,enss
ported, all the railroads IN Tie conn.M.e t.Ans,
calling themselves :. Grand Truuk 49, Ass
some sound advice from m old ms.,I,.
Never ONO more than you are All. ~
nra .hln In in1e. ''A -4'4o saaa you
"A man stopped at bosel 1t Pixies r.,s
Ind on eettIiug his bill the landlord cb,e1-;;
hu ~ 6ay Tor i've DAYS. "Diln,t ~.
= mist.ke:" said the guest, .No. sai.9 nts ~
Iandlotd- "You did" retortsd the wiT5.ioos. as
money Ind, but you are mistaken h.sa .us
whole purse full in another pocketI
- fant,em.n, whosa creton, :.
lert ain verv often ac;,cie ~ f,;s,1i, as ~ IN,
thst one OF them was in the half If 'syesa sn,ta
sometlinr btfors rraca Eas ,.te.i y, ,r, e,aass
tsrm;nai9 n onra b;n rn,r ~ aua W.
NJ fha nfTanca ha e.;1: :. - ,"h.t toa'lua
n ont to raeti.e' md for Hu,t 1nas Ja *9 "a
has al.aadr received. ,ha J.asd ,n.sa 80 ..I .ss5
thankful ~ '''''
married hv v,ahiI,g nn;ida ~. Ia 80, H., a'io sot
Iii tIs sc9.;hia ,;rs csr.~ tns, 4sH ~ ~ street
a ittle Gov ?n a Hrn;i1vn sr"I-.- nttu Zen. Haa,
wss asked Iatsiy In s.v wI;ch 49, ~ osno's
teauiifui scIse IN the Wbla. Altar son, @ o.s 1oss
ha rua1s stntn toe AMERICAN lag shoot him Or
-Ey the Aub.titut;en of ,
incoTiieipie typo. cotemrnror 1 ~ , W sosas
advertise rri,,,;cns ,,o,E - .,,a =. Hsaa 10
The rather eoutyocai tile OF .sTael.. a =. G Gu4=l
"A Hampebire farmer wanted a fam h,,4
and w.s applied to by IN IisLmsn m wha NM nm.
ed to work. The farmer obj ctsS ~ ar,s = sa.-
Pat, on the ground tia. tTo fr-hre"s
yiously in liz cmploy. Lad died m H. n.y.
xe?" said Pat. Faith. snd e,,, 1 ',;o toa.' 90
rcccmmen endafjons frr1n ,n.n- vi E o1nE 1oI
have wnrked ti,,f rara. -. p'aso that
trick" p'e'oo SUCH
"a contemporary une .i!an,lv hint, TIN, H..
found smouc r. mans % II fefIs ss II arc gshsF4''z
~ p1,soner W arrested ss fos ,,,rn1 anx.z,
Boston recently sa;d +. haos os Aenness N
TemncIanca K..,sr. su ~ oeea0o mso1lcAsed on
Tile folIoyinc. frnn , v;,,, ,,.
III Georgia, il touch;np. ''"se e"9feossN
.tt,nen ,ns..
Fur hss"us!!ss' !ss'
All it:at can @ mt.
luRhs where she sos.
Maen she WIS happy.
Cnn Cana.. l. u Jane
~ io,r Iouae haa aRsia.
w. ,t '1:.,' .,'a ~, ne1 pappy',
,eto,t in = eta,ch tats ~ "liy and un.nswcrs.!s
norton ~ I1ei., "a ~ : snot! tr1p through
a1;fh h;e 49, 49,. Ano ~Htes Is conversing
T;mrcr >. -. s.y;a 1.'sst aio you CAthul.e,
~ w. w, ye9 honoE- And pray to
!. s.U Veil nsin ~ GaI DO, yer houor."
s<,s we.a' - one ~ mas a gooo woman. Tbs Bltla
~ rn.,r ~. nut sue may nave been no better
~oa <uao ;ou Som moinet os m1ne. Ihats thrue,
sst aoaor S:t; out then you'll allow there's
meuty eiaefe1ce 10 their chilar.n:'
srt co,,,ii@ia nete'1n remarks that the pre.-
,hS III Souon ,Mst .. tne New io;k whasscs is -
t;ar lily 'nA' even inc water hss ceased to b
uos' E.n-
- nen.ueks girl. who married oan Of
i.n mean leEu'a'ion; vas taken to task for il hi
s.,h,t 1T u1fse; know, uncle. she rspl;el,
saH. l yos 1ot 6oo1 tor nrch but ho said
\ a,nsaa us,et ~. not nave Mm, and I won't tAka
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