Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1870-04-29
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

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AFTER the principal thing is the inter-
est. ar ~ m 1890
sOFTEN a Light Repast- Mental food.
THE Quickest Trip--On an orange peel.
THE Woman Question-Wha did she
have onP insNt. e
To FIND the height of ambition-mea-
sure the man.
The real central criminal court-con.
science. ..l.Y .. --{ ... t.n
MONEY spent for Life Insurance in the
Washington is money saved. = lt-f
WHAT is it you must keep after giving
it TO another? Your word. r,
To SOUND the depth of the mind-Bore
hole through the skull.
He that hath revenge in his power and
does not use it is great man.
WHY cannot family of girls be photo
graphed? Because there's no son (sun.)
"YoU don't look a-miss," as the young
lady said to her beau when he got her
bonnet on.
DOM PIATT says remorse generally
means the grief of the criminal at being
caught t,.rf-
He who pokes his nose everywhere will
sometimes poke it between a thumb and
| fore finger.
WHY is an ear of wheat and an oak
similar in origin? Because they both
! spring from corn. ft
PREMIUMS, policies and dividends paid
in cash in the Washington Life Insurance
Company, of New York.
New BEDFORD bfags of pointer that
came to dead stand the other day before
a door-plate inscribed "a. Partridge"
THERE is good sense in this new mot
| to fOT merchants:
" Late to bed, and early TO rise.
Never get Highland ADVERTISE
A MAINE doctor, applying for position
as an examiner OF a life insurance COM
pany, replied to the question as to the
system ON which he practiced; ION the
human system"
GALL morning bitters have heating
tendency or effect" said a doctor to q
young lady. "YoL will except bitter
cold morning, won't you, doctor2" in
quired the lady.
"YoU ought to acquire the faculty of
being at home in the best society,"" said a
fashionable aunt to an honest nephew.
l manage that easy enough responded
the nephew {" by staying at home with
my wife and children"
A FAoETIoUs boy asked one of his play
mates why hardware dealer was like q
bootmaker? The latter, somewhat puz,
zled, gave it up "Why," said the other
because the one sold the nails and the
other nailed the soles."
J A FEW names of postoflices in the
, United States Zitt, Yolo, Yew, Way
: Wca, Veto, Vera, Velp, Toto, Tawawa
, Sun, Soho, Rip Shin, Rio, Rie, Quonoc.
, hontaug, Poy Sippi, Palo, Poe, Po Pine
/ Log, Paw Paw, Pay Down, Otto, Ono
) Ola, Nolo, Doko, All, Aid, We Woks, and
j Weyauwcga.
: ONE Of the oldest defenses on record
! has just been made at Hamburg by mar
who bad murdered his wife from motives
of jealousy. According to his own &C
count he had notmurdered her, but chad
killed her in a fair and honorable duel, a!
he had placed pistol in her hand ant
told her. to shoot at him.
: In number Of the London Magazine
1868, is this statement: "Boston, New
q England January 10, 1863 We heal
from bingham, that at the last harVes
f from single apple tree belonging to Cap
/ tain Theophilus Gushing, were gathered
| 81 bushels of apples, and in number
1895 choice fruit"
9 A WRITER once heard a speech deliver
ed before company of newsboys ant
} bootblacks as follows: "My dear chill
f dren: You should be good because it il
: so good to be good yod should not bt
; bad because it is so bad to be bad. If yol
r are good, you will feel as good rs do;
S you are bad you will feel as bad as yor
6 dop
1 A DUTCH woman kept toll-gate. ON
: foggy day traveller asked: "Madame
, how far Is it to B?" Shoost leetle ways,
9 was the reply. eyes; but how far?'
s again asked the traveller. "Shoost Ieeh
? way" more emphatically. Madame, il
S it one, tl0O, three, Jour, or fee miles p, Th'
good woman ingeniously replied, &c,
I dillks ii i"
y 81 THINK" said Mr. A. Bronson Alcot
: once, in conversation, that when maj
! lives on beef he becomes something lik
. an OK; if be eats mutton he begins to lool
: shcepsh, and if he eats pork, may he no
g 9 grow to be swinish ?" "That may be,
= = said DR.. Walker, of Cambridge, "but whei
y aman lives on nothing but vegetables,
= think he's apt to be pretty small p0ta
t0ss!"
THERE was panic recently at Ottawa
Canada, concerning a supposed epidemi
OF smallpox. Fifty members OF the DO
Z minon Parliament rushed of to be vacci
u mated, and as it was the 1st of April, an
!. the usual y lymph was scarce, the docto
!. vaccinated them all with cream. TIL
y matter came from the COW, so there coul
> be no complaint made. How it took"
/ not stated; perhaps it will establish
! thirst for milk instead of stronger liquor:
. . end in that way do more good than wa
a a intended Due 'i lG tg
r GWHo arc YOU" inquired the magistrat
n ina New Orleans Court of a wild lookin
O follow brought before him. "Your fathel
d sir" "Whatr exclaimed the astonishe
h Judge. az said your father" Why, Nv
d got none.n "Are you sure" "Quit
v certain" "Then reckon I'm mistaken
s but your ears deceive me" &C. My ears
4 Why, how could that be9" "All my chf
q drsh have very long ears, sir, very lon
n ears there are but three classes of thi
v species sir; my children, the rabbits an
!, the donkeys. You are not a rabbit
The outraged Judge could endure n
more but shouted at the top of his voic
II tothe officers to take him down. "Ol
9 sir, hear you brayl" and the poor fello'
was sent 10 the asylum,