Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1870-11-22
Lat21cb for HaG71aO7.ists.


And lady and lover, and all together. rsrg2
Lst9aczs for HasnaOrists. :.
Sharp shooters Aching tooth. = EraeqL0
Is dogs whine intoxicating.
Ode to my washer woman-$2 so. s.-1 -,
The key to the Devil s kitchen-W Risky. "a,
The swiftest arm Of the military service The
feet.a> Ti5z 40 7t"od azi 7 T7itiI ~ To- sleoa
The Abamp CT idestrhotiV7eenesss railway railway
collision. .z-s7o s.1a4A .Eia,Ts7 5aara RI sb5o
Song for the herring fisherman Roe. broth.
ers, roe
The Bible says trees are known by their fruits.
but would be hard to tell the particular genus
ofa Christmas tree byZits fruit. l1ah bee 7lsl1l
5Ehe fellow who attempted to cloak his sin in
found that he couldn't begin to get garment
large enough. -
y a colony, OF free lovers is going to start
Acknowledged Garden of Eden out in Mich
lgau
Whoegerc saw the pale of society," running
over with the milk of human kindness p If
soi where was the cream of the joke o 81
IN relation to the disappointment at the CEN
ssqs Ealing below public expect alton, the bache
!orS sllg In chorus-thou can st not say WE did
-a.9saa s.,--aa ~5s.iz saiaa9 s5a.a s7.4 2,
Norwegian father and mother, with TWEEN
iy-ohe cnlldren lately arrived at Sheyboygan.
WIZ athe rest OF The family is expected by the
- $3.50 - t7z- 81. a..v ftos 95 XIV 1a.-
Texas has a new game In cards. One holds
revolver, the other holds the cards. A coro-
ner holds the inquest. ri. .57'ar = -
irritable schoolmaster-' Now, then, stupid,
what's that next word? What comes after
Dali boy-"A mouse. SIR"
a Hudson City boy preferred drowning in
the haekepsack to the life of barber. and
shave 80. eio '""n
"A Wisconsin paper mentions case where
DafgisTs broke into store, but the goods we're
marked SO higa that they would not take any
away. -
Gould it be said of a tedious lady visitor. sHe
stays are too longg AS matter Of course il
lcofsetl could The pun is horrible-but a ladv
makes it. - -
:, Names are nothing according to rather
duil old saw, but call any of your lady friends
perfect fright. and see the style of "nothing"
you &c. as return. IE1 Ez-1lE.I-AV3 II
When does a man overcome the ;;saact;vitv IF
az inanimate object ?-When he makes an nm
brelia Staad2bIreI.0GF = 55I5s71Yr',S N--'
NV M0sIc-Ana u, ugly y; old bachelor suggests
o4st Iltts snqqld be published under the head
R9fgfy# Diner at Trouble you for some NOR.
pFead' landlord | always eat GOOD deal of
nreao Tnh my meat" Lanilord-"So / see
Sil 1fee 4 SOD deal Of meat with your bread. y
ne most steadfaat followers of our fortunes
Adyieeiq the oaly sor: Of vice that some peo-
4 FasseEe editosAcoasoled man who com
planned issat jasties has. goe been done him. nv
TIC re as;k fiAafs'S was soyy lucky for him.
"Wny 60 hsgsr5z heT2'' is the title of
BY 'oga sfoTE. rsaabsy he mas afraid if he
asa0 'E3aFvy her she wouid sue him for breach
u pFolalse --IT = -5,- a--A @
"oEsaf2f 4sttszaol GGaees stevipe parties ara
bleei,l7F c'''sa ccEe-ecn il the vest. No males
0'aF t2ai gJa'ft 81 araa -ard tolerated.
-: iseEsf .ff,,'.@'alF CO settergonville, Hi
go TO: LIZ eff 5lFpr2@G 2r07a Eserraann Krum-
-. ~ e. il s zelet y he. maiden name.
"hxxis-ayo.9s,r lsrr-7ar IKE tse rational a.,
- 2 + Aseesnsa 39r.s lerc! tender ana soTna.
=. An llEE; Ii. -z,,o d;a not know thu most
orc 1sssse,a q bis fgi3nd, urcnoaaa 70 gr;ts to
~ co. 2Ea.:esszyz = yaFy. & .Nsvsda man calls
st 5.sa. s574E be9 aa see calls him her
7i' Z; 3 571i 81 - - NJ
1t a .:sa=t e ssfara than riqht men should
ss'io -'els y 1ise iae9ieat, Lfc- the old fellar
a''.''F ST. asa lE;ia.all sAe.f hair out.
A yo91g man from he county was summing
@i:e a9aae city acesein aDces-chieav femalas
AoiFEiag to have i'm 81 his. expease. one Of tbe
etcls ss.a to hin. z on country folks don
clt30 9GS genuine tea and perhaps Won. would
p L.,gF ne aeniteFatetl a,rif Now, what kind
W. 49, I'm y9u !ike il 8 all the same to
y! yo0 ehSe little ciyilitea, mixed T:th q IL.
nct nottS combination | see you have
,isg An lrisAEne-g's T7ilI. - Pei
L9 tH g, 12 are, Of God, Amen I. Timotbv
Wcolan s5l BarTyepwnderry, in the conntv of
- y 'e1 .,, nellS SICK and wake on me iegs
~ ~ ~ soasd head and warm heart oru he
20 Eodt-do make this the first and as tiy ~; ne
ga on.d a9d new. testament: First 80 VIA,
so-. 70 o9a, 7Ehen it PLACES Him 20 tale ="
sure 10 taahks to ME, for [ can helm If hin
end me oody 20 be buried in the eron .a1'. :.
Chapel, where all me S;,h "a. a
4 an mat nave gone before me and thoso III III
i've after, belonging tome, are bnrr;aJ ona.
oe 70 tneir Ssnes-and may the sod rest ;pb,l.
O oveftheir bones Bury me near ma Gpa
ther, FaIiz 0 Elahertr e Voavfa-
him and - a5 -, pesWlx ana -Detwane /
- rather and me mother who lie SEN
.-ated altogether. at the other side Of the
chapel ys-d, | lave the bit of ground con-
salninG tn srrea-rsis cr,ld Irish acres-to mo
eldest SOP i'm, after tho death of his mother
L sha GFaaa 70 survive him. aMy daughter Ma,
2 AID her husband Paddy O. Regan are to oct
lac .whlte sors tbGt's going to have twelve /
black bonl-a. Teddy, ne second boy, that was
EIlieG IN the, var IN Rinerity, might have got
lis pick Of tbs poultry bat as he is gone III
ave them to his wife who died wake before
lin l bequeafhe to all mankind fresh air If
heaven, ell the fishes of the sea they can take
nd ell the birds Of the air they can shoot. |
ave taaEn az tbs 5ysD, rleop End stars. T lave
Peter 4.sbortg 2 pi9t Of nethesr, cant fin
h and may 0od be marciful to him.