The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1870-07-22
Iowa PLAIN DEALER.
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All the rags-.a wgman ID high
temper. 1 @ r.
A cloud" material for waistcoats
crash.
The most popular woman. paper
spsper Of pins.
Is the Emerald Ring Feniaa
circlc?-Punchiaello. .
Figaro says that charity covers q
multitude Of sins.
A socia; glass to which ladies' are
addicted-The mirror. -. .'> T..
The petroleum are great .bores, but
they mean well. # ANT Y
Ii you want to become q real estate
agent marry rich wife. s
Mrs. Smith & Husband is the nsme
Of q Terre Haute firm.
A girl that lost her last beau may
= well hang up her fiddle.
Puch thinks that mi.l-race comes
under the head Of Aquatic sports.
b No dust affects the eyes like gold
dat, and no glasses like brandy glas-
ses.
Why cannot q family of girls be
photographed? Because there is no
son.
If you have cough, don't 60 to
church to disturb the rest Of the con-
grcgation.
A Goldfish breakfast and nm India
rubber overcoat will kecp.a man dry
AL day. - 81
To keep out Of debt-acquiro the
reputation Of . rascal, and no ono
will trust you.
"a kiss" said a French lady,
'.costs less and gratities moro than
anything else in existence. - E
pocket-pickiug, as in almost eve-
rything else, man never succeeds
till be gets his hand in.
She that marries a man because he
is good match, must not be surpris-
ed If be turn out lucifcr. 81
A Cincinatian pawncd his watch
and then shot himself. Having part
ed with time he sought eternity.
A lady who was strict observer
Of etiquette. being unable to attend
church one Sunday, sent her card.
Boys re like railroad cars--often-
times they can be kept on the right
track only by proper use Of switch
rs.
A schoolma ster in ireland ADVERT
SEES that he will keep Sunday school
twice week--Tuesdays ard Satur-
days.
An Indiana farmer was rolled cut
10 thin by saw log the other day,
That he slipped into the other world
instantly.
New Bedford brags Of = pointer
that came to dead stand the other
day before door-plate inscribed GA.
Pfxtridge,'''
Catl Schurz is said to DO the most
talented man in Congress in his par
ticular line. His particular line il
book beer. Nd
Some ono says that the boarding.
house keepers must be very religious
people. as they keep Lent all the
year round. %5aa ss.@8 ~
l4 Some one with plenty of spare time
has discovered that Garibaldi use.
''alas!' 500 times in loo pages o.
his novel.
"God made us men, was inscribed
upon wagon filled with women a,
the Fifteenth Amendment jubilee il
louisville.
The very climax of superAuoul
bcnevolence has been declared to be
that of holding an umbrella over .
duck in the rain.
Land is so cheap in Arkansas that
''you have to look sharp or they will
smuggle an extra forty acres or sc
into the deed"
A colored orator, at the Indianap
oils celebration of the Fifteenth
Amendment, spoke Of the "white 81.
cnsent in cur midst
'The Fire Place" il the name of
n drinking saloon in Chicago. Any
one can get warm by it for ten cents,
or rcd.bot for quarter.
Tho Oregon Radicals boasted
that theirs was ''leather ticket -
1t is now we'll taH.icd. and kuocke1
''higher'n burnt bnot.
The gentleman 80 often spoken Of
in novels who riyitcd people with his
gaze, has obtained employment in {
boiler mandatory.
The Philadelphia papers find fault
with Reyels because be is not a ..6u-
ished" orator. He will BIO before be
delivers many more lectures.
A Cincinnati horse ran over boy
last week, but fortunately no bones
were broken. except his skull. He
died just the same though.
An impHdent fellow says: '.Shou
me all the dresses . woman has worn
in the course Of her life, and will