The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1870-06-24
5osEgIIbINos PAFBRs.
CHICKEN FEET.

Thar is one kIlJGSI III -LlllS WOrlQ
wboze trubbles yu kant console, and
sbe ia settin hen.
Thoze persons who spend all ov
their time watchin their simtoms,
are the kind who enjoy poor health.
Whenever a minister has preached
a sermon that pleases the whole con
gregashun, he probably has preeched
one that the Lord won't endorse.
Eyry boldly seems to be willing to
be a phool himself, but he kant bear
tew have anybody else one.
Truth IL the edict ov God.
The philosophers, az class, are a
sett ov old granny's, who possess
CRATE knowledge, part eY which haz
bin handed down tew them, and the
balance they guess at.
About the fust and the last thing
a human being duz in this world, IL
tew shed tears.
Thare IL no gra ier prof oY the
power ov luv than that the crimes
committed in its interests are in
measure hallOWed. a
/ kan tell exactly how my nabors
young ones ought tew be fetched up,
but aint so clear about mi own.
A Ioafer IL 4 person who il willing
tcw be abused for the privilege ovI
abusin Others.
Thare IL some folks in this world
who spend their whole time hunting
after righteousness, and haint got
enny spare time tew praktiss it.
Adversely haz the same effect on
man that severe training duz on
the pugilist-it reduces him tew hiz
fighting weight.
Natur kan be improved upon with
good efIekt, but to alter it generally
spiles the whole thing.
Aniiktions are like tire summers
sun-they wilt for the purpose of
ripening.
If YOU want tew find out mans
real disposishen, take him when he
IL wet and hungry. Ifhe is amiable
then take him and fill him up and
you have got an angel,
The man who haz never been
tempted, don't know how dishonest
he il.
Thar is nothing like a sick bed for
repentance. 4 man bekums so vir-
tewous that he will often repent ov
sins that he never haz com nitted.
Three score year and ten IL the
time allotted to man, and it il enuff
If man kant suffer all the misery
he wants in that time, he must be
knumb.
1t don't take much to prove a
truth.-It IL only lie that requires
crate argumentin ability.
Listen tew evry mans opinyuns,
disagree with none, but confide in
your own. This is a kind Of fiat
terry that wrongs no one.
What man gains in cunning he
loses in wisdom.
He who wont believe ennything
he kant understand, aint so wise as
a mule-for they will kick at thing
they don't expect to reach.
All ov us are anxious to live tew |
be very old, but not one in ten thou
sand kan fill the karakter ov an old |
man.
Money is like grain-it IL never
so well invested as when it is well
sown.
A bigot IL religious coward try
ing tew play the autokrat.
Money neverlnade man disgrace
ful yet but men have often made
money disgracefull.
How menny people thare IL who
only 90 into society just for the pur
pose ov telling over their axes and
pains, their gripes and grunts! Such
people ought to be sent at once to the
pest house.
Health kan be bought, but yu have
got tew pay for it with temperance
at the hest rates.
Give me warm friends and bitter
enemys about haff and haf. He
who hant got an enemy on earth,
kant show a friend that will stick tew
him thru thick and thin.
Every time man lafs harty, he
takes kink out of the chain that
binds him tew life and thus length.
ems it,
Beauty IL the melody ov the fea-
lures.
1 hav olwuz bore it in mind that,
list about in rasho that a person or
individual is proud and naughty,
they are ignorant.
Believing and disbeleaying is
oftener an effort ov the viii than ov
the understanding.
1t is lucky that epitaffs don't ap-
pear on a mans tumestone until he
has gone dead. If they were pub
ished while he was living what an
insult most ov them would be tew
hiz reputashun.
l think Adam was the weakest
man l ever read ov. He committed
the most sin, with the least amount
ov temptashun, ov emmy person his
tory IL familiar with.
One ov the surest signs ov an in
telIigent civilization IL tew see among
the masses a bekumming respekt
and reverence for the aged.
Before you undertake tew change
a mans politicks or religion be sure
you have got better one to offer
him.
Altho the world is chuck full ov
liars, there IL but few men who don't
prefer to listen to the truth.
No man ever got his bread by
preaching wisdum. Philosophy il
a good thing tew preach, but Gus