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Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

A YOUNG MAN I'm Des Moines went
East the other day, to marry girl,
whose acquaintance he had formed
through al anonymous correspon-
dence. He returned without wife
and flea in his ear. She wasn't
half such a dear creature as he had
IMAGINED
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
I BOX, SO.25
3 Boxes, LOO

II is sold by all dealers In drngs and medicines
! and by TURNER d CO., Sole Proprietors. 1870
! TIRE MONT ST., BOSTON MASS. ia'si :
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

TTTr HUMAN rsaCHIEE.--.se.v
4 nI Book. Free for Stamp, rARRAN2'
& CO., Y. Y.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
WARMERS
Pile Remedy.

Warmers PIie Remedy has never failed
mot even In CASEY to cure the very worst
of Blind Itching or Bleeding Piles. Those who
are afflicted should Immediately call on their drug
gist and get WARMERS PILE REMEDY. 1t is cX-
prcssly for Piles. and IL not recommended to cure
any other disease. II has cured many Caaes OF
over thirty years standing. Price One Dollar
For sale by druggists everywhere.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

a lively time is expected in
Charles City on the Gath to nomin-
ate Congressman for the Sd Dis
trict. The candidates are as thick as
flies on cloudy day. ..#
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

UNIVERSAL CLOTHES WRINGER,

Improved with RowELL's PATENT DoUHLE COG
WHEELS. and the PATENT SroP, are now unqucs-
tionaby far superior to any apparatus for washing
clothes ever invented. and will save their cost
twice a year, By saving labor and clothes.
The editor OF this paper, who purchased a
Washer and Wringer. thus restihcs as to their
value:
'IIaving gwen the Doty Washer fair trial, we
take pleasure in endorsing IL. We believe II the
best labor saving machine, OF the k nd. ever man
ufactured A large washing may be done with II
inside of an hour. and the wearing out OF the
clothes and muscle by rubbing, is saved. Give IL
the "Doty" every time"
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Republican County Convention.

a delegate Convention of the Republican Elec-
tors OF Black Hawk county, will be held in the
Court House In Waterloo, on
Saturday, August 27th, 1870,
40 O'Clock p. NJ. for the purpose of placing In
nomination candidates for the following Offices, to
b. filed at the ensuing October election:
Clerk OF the Circuit aud District Courts.
County Recorder.
Three Supervisors.
Also, to select a central committe for the ensu.
ing year, and for the transaction Of such other
business as may properly coEs before the con-
vention. - &c.,
The ratio Of representation win be one delegate
for each township, and In addition, one delegate
for every forty votes fraction Of twenty or over
cast for Samuel Merrill for Governor in 1869.
7he townships will be entitled to the follow ing
rcprcs entatiyes:
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

ACCORDING to Prussian accounts,
the loss of the French mt the battle
of last Saturday, was 5000 in killed
and wounded, and G,O00 prisoners,
ani the Prussian loss was $500 killed
and wounded.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

Teeth! Teeth J! Teeth :! - For
Artificial Teeth and all other opera
tiops i'm the line of Surgical and Me-
cl,anical Dentistry, 60 to DIR. Fl. M.
ADAMS, who has had an experience
of "a years i'm the practice of Dentist
ry in its various branches. Charges
reasonable, and all work warranted.
Office LIST door west of the Inman
House, Cedar Falls.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

THE item of uncle Tommy Ballen-
gers going clear over the democracy
of Mahaska county, reminds the
Muscatine Journal of the following
story: THE mention of Ballenger's
name reminds us of O little story
told of III. G. Dean, when he was a
preacher and attending camp meet
ing i'm Van Buren, county. some
years ago. Dean mounted the pull
pit and made an announcement in
these words Tom Ballenger, the
leather head, is somewhere on the
ground, He can't find anybody to
debate with him on Universalism.
I'll tell him why. It's the reason
why the darkey wouldn't carry the
tar bucket-'cause it was all black on
the out side and there was nothin'
inside Tom and Dean are now
political bed fellows, and it is to be
hoped Will get along together more
tremendously hereafter"
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

A CIRCUS in Des Moines, the other
day, took away with it $4,000. They
don't often see such sights, or else
they are very much circurious peo-
ple in the Capitol city,
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

JUDGE WRIGHT has changed the
date of his resignation to read Sep.
TENDER first, that there may be no
doubt of n vacancy.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

A BIG RASCAL has turned up AT
Clinton, by the name of Jno. w.
Robinson. He had been borrowing
money OH forged deeds. His specu.
lations " ere extensive.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
EXCELSIOR
Private Matters.

GtLARK. +. D.. NJ. D.. The regular old cstsb-
~ lished DIR CLARK 1T2 South Clark ST.. (near
MOnrne.l cOnhdentialIy consulted Female Pills.
sure in all cases 81 no per box. Fermch Safes.
81 90 each. or s. for $500 send two stamps for
Married Secret, also. two for Work on Self Abuse.
Address letters. Dr.. L. ID. CLARK, liz South
Clark Street. Chicago.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Wine of Life.

The great Blood Purifier and Dccduous Drink.
Warmers Vinum yife,0r Wine Of Life
In free from any poisonous drugs or Impurities.
being prepared for those who require q stimulant.
II Isl splendid appetizer and tonic and the finest
thing in the world for purifying the blood 1t H.
the most pleasant and delicious article ever Offer
ed to the public far superior to brandy. whiskey.
wine bitters. or any other article. II II more
healthy. and cheaper Both male aud female.
young or old. cen take the Wine of Life II Ii. i'm
fact. n life preserver. Those who wish to enjoy
good health and free flow of lively spirits. viii
do well TO take the Wine of Life. IL IL different
from anything ever before in use. II IL sold by
druggists: also at all respectable saloons. Price
One Dollar, in quart bottles.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
PRICES--A Fair Offer.

If the Merchants in your place will not furnish
or scnd FOR the Machines, send us the retail price
Washer s1L Extra Wringer 80, and We will for
ward either or both machines, free OF freight, 10
places where no one IL selling; aud so sure are
we they will be liked, that agree to refund the
money If any one wishes TO return The machines
tree OF freight, after months trial, according &c
directions.
No husband, father or brother should permit The
drudgery of washing With the hants, ifty-twc
days in the year, when it can be done better more
expeditiouFly, with less labor, and Ito injury tc
the garments, b. a Doty Closhos Washer, and {
Universal Wringer.
Sold by dealers generally, to whom liberal dis
counts are made.
TX. G. BROWNING, Gen. Agent,
y1tniA COrflanlt ST New York.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Trains Stopped. by Crickets.

Several times, of late, the trains
on the Central Pacific railroad, east
of Elko, have been stopped by crick-
cts, and delayed sometimes over an
hour In place. Recently, at one
point near the Wells, where there
was a slight rising inclination in
the track, they had to back down
half mile, and make three trials
before they could get over that par.
ticularSpoint, where crickets piled
themselves to such depth OH the
rails as to render the track so greasy
that the driving wheels flew around
on It as If the locomotive were sus-
pended in The air. Parties unac-
qusinted with the facts, and who
know nothing of the numbers size
and fairness of the black crickets of
Utah, Colorado, Nevada and Idaho,
can have no conception of the APP
pearance of an army of crickets, or
of the vast heaps into which they
mass themselves when they meet
with all obstruction. TO such, the
idea of crickets stopping a twenty
ton engine must appear ridiculous
yet such things happen i'm the sage
brush country without exciting any
special wonder.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

THE question in Europe is between
the Chessepot and the Needle gun.
In this country it is between the
cheese-press and sewing machine.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

THE little Prince has gone to Lon
don 10 show the Queen that bullet
picked up in battle. England will
weep when they see how calm he is.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
SHERIFFS SALE.
STATE OF IOWA, | "a
pIncl Hawk Cnunty

STATE OF IOWA, go
Black Hawk County,
NOTICE IL hereby given. that on the Both day of
~ August, A. ID. 1870 at IL o clock A. NJ, at the
Court House. i'm the city OF Waterloo, ana county
aforesaid, will be sold at Public Auction, TO the
highest bidder for cash, the following described
Real Estate. levied upon and taken By virtue OF u
special execution. Issued from the Office OF the
Clerk of the Circuit Court, within and for the
county of Black Hawk. State of Iowa, in favor OF
O. NJ & ID. Mertick and against the property OF
ID. G. Overman, Caroline Oycrman, Lyman Blair,
and Bodine a Co, to-wit:
The east eighty-seyen (sT) feet of lots one a.
and two t2D in block number five (5l, in the town
NOW city) of Cedar Falls being eighty seven $50
feet front on Second street and one hundred and
thirtytwo (i3a) feet deep, to satisfy said writ OF
execution and all accrung costs.
W. +. BROWN,
sheriff of Black Hawk County.
hated Al +an Shr~if'r ofi~e. Waterloo IulT
Sob, 1850. fw2 T. ""
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

NAPOLEON is sick at Chalons, the
little Prince in London, and the En-.
press preparing for flight. He.e-m
--'tshoo fly" ss
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

JEFFERSON DAVIS has gone to
Europe. Good bye jeff, If Europe
can stand you, America can spare
you.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
EMMENAGOGUE.

Warmers Emmenagoguei IL the only
article known to cure the Whites. dt win cure in
important medicine IL not wantedf Mothers. this
IA the greatest blessing ever offered you. and you
should Immediately procure It. II IL also sure
cure for Female Irregularities, and may be de-
dow has been obstructcd through cold or disease.
Sold by druggists. Price One Dollar. Or sent by
mail on receipt of One Dollar and a Q1arter.
Address to Office, 6I9 state st. Chicago,
Ills.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

Made of Poor Ran, Whisky, Proof Spirits, and
Refuse liquors, ductOrrd. spiced, and sweetened
to please the taste called ronics, "Sppetizers,'
''RestUrrrs," &c. that lead the tippler ON to
drunkenness and ruin. but are true medicine,
made nom the native tsoots and Herbs OF Califor-
the GREAT BLOOD PURIFikR and LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE, a perfect Rcnovator and
fnyigoratOr of the system carrying of all poison
Gus matter and restoring the blood to a healthy
condition. No person can take these Bttcrs ac-
cording to directions, and remain long unwell.
500 will be given for an incurable case, pro-
vided the bones are not destroyed by mineral
poisens or other means, aud the vital organs
wasted beyond the point of repair.
Eor InfqRundt0ry amt Itr0Htc rheumatism, and
GOm Dyspepsia. or Indigestion. Bilious, Remit
tent and IateyraiHent FeCers. Diseases Of the
ters have been most successful. Such Diseases
are caused by PRidtsd Blood, which II generally
produced by arrangement of the DiQesttrs Organs.
Cleanse the Initiated Blood whenever you ind
it, impurities busting through the skin in PIN
pies Eruptons or Sores: cleanse IL when you find
when it L. foul, and your feelings will tell You
when. Keep the blood pure and the health of the
system win follow.
PIN, TAPE. and other WORMS, lurking in the
system of SO many thousands, are effectually de
stroyed and removed.
In Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fever
these Bltters have no equal. For full directions
read carefully the circular around each bottle,
printed in four languages--Englsh, German,
French and Spanish
J. WALKER, Proprietor, 81 Commerce St, " y.
r. II. MCDONALD & CO..
Druggists, and General Agents. San Francisco ana
sacramento. California, and ~ and "a Commerce
street NY 1gw4
eB-SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS 4 DEALERS.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

VIZ IGLES is the hest and finest now in the
w market, being free from all mineral acid, or
any other pois oGous ingredients, and will preserve
pickles for years. Factory. No. ls9 and 1871 So.
Canal Stree, ChiCa 20, Ill.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Republican Judicial Convention.

A Republican Convention of the 9th Judicial
Distri- of Iowa, win be held at Independence,
Buchanan cotaty, on
Tuesday, August sOsh, 1870,
Of o'clock, P. NJ, to place ia nomination candi.
dates for the cces of Jaage Of the District Court
ssd District Attorney.
The ratio Of representation will be one delegate
Tor each county, and one additional delegate for
every ore hundred votes. or fraction thereof over
frty, cast for Samuel Merrill for Governor at the
election in 1859.
Tn. number Of delegates for the respective
souptics viii be
County. No. Del. County. No. DEL
Black Hawk. =. 10 Buchanan ........... IL
Delaware .............19 Dubuque ...........2 20
Srufdy 81
By ordsr OF Judicial Committee.
EDMUND MILLER, Chairman.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
LIFE IN utah
MYSTERIES OF MORMONISM

ByJ Ii. BEADLE. Editor OF the Salt Lake
Reporter.
RENO an EXPOSE Of THEIR SECRET
RITES, CEREMONIES and CRIMES.
With full and authentic history of Polyga-
my and the Mormon Sect, from its origin to the
present time.
Agents are meeting with unprecedented succcss,
one reports 1876 Subscribers in four days. another
al two days. AGENTS WANTED. Send for
Circulars. Address. NATIONAL PUBLISHING
co, Chicago, H., Cincinnati, Ohio, or 81 Louis,
Mo. l9wl
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

The German watchword of the
hour is Prussia, Hagannau and
Lager
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

DROWNSON, HAYDEN & Co, Specialties In
ID abuve. Washington and Grays CUllar- and
CUTS, Shirts. scarfs, Bows and Ties, 5S NJ chigan
Ave chi cago.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
COUGH NO MORE.


Warmers Cough Balsaiu il healing.
softcning and experimenting. The extraordinary
power Ii possesses in Immediately relieving. and
eventually curing, the most obstinate cases OF
Coughs. Colds Sore Throat Bronchitis. Influenza.
Catarrh. IIOsrSeness, Asthma and Consumption
is almost Incredible. so prompt IL the relief and
certain it, effects in all the above cases or any az
lection ofthe throat and lungs that thousands of
physicians daily prescribing il. and one and all
say that II II the most healing and eApcctorating
medicine known One dose always affords relief
and In most cases one one bottle effects a cure
Sold by druggists, in large bottles. Price One
Dollar, II is your own fault II you still c. ngh and
suffer. The Balsam win cure.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

There are nearly 1900 doctors
in New York city, and yet the dec
tors complain of hard times
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
M acnirery Depot.


DODGERS & BIGEL0W H. Monroe ST.. Chica-
III 90 Portable Engines Iaihes. Planning and
general Mschinery at reduced prices. Send for
cuts of Machines
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Joyes g. Stratson's Dry Hop Yeast.

The only Yeast now used in Chicago. 1t makes
lighter. whittier and swecter than any other. For
sale at all groceries. Factory, 6S & 20 Dearborn
st, Chicago ILL.,
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
,or,Le

"IaAT TOWEA ~ and How tom AXE
w tt.-Eyery lady should send for COPY Con-
tains jrist what every lady wants 10 know Nine
DemOreEt's Semi-Annual Book Of Instructions OF,
Dress and Dress Making, for the Spring and sum
mcr Of 1870. With fun descriptions Of Styles.
Materials, Trimmings. and every thing new and
desirable connected with Ladics' and Children's
Drrss. Price Is cents. Mailed p0st-iree on ro-
cciHt OF price. Address,
NINE DEMOREsT, Sss Broadway, NJ.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
DYSPEPSIA.

Warmers Dyspepsia Tonic is prepared
EXPRESSLY for DysFeptcs and those suffering with
habit ual costivenpss. 1t IL slightly stimulating
tonic and splendid appetizer: il strengthens the
stomach and restores the digestive organs Ia their
healthy state. Weak. nervous and dyspeptic per
sons should use Warmers Dyspensa Tonic For
sale by druggists. Price One Dollar.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Marble Nantes and Monuments

TOWEN f. L.. & CO. Manufacturers and Deal
" ers IN all kinds of Marble and Granite work.
il6 to 1852 N Water ST., cor. of Clark coffee, 1853
Chicago.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Lovers Guide,
Chicago Trade.


IMERTCH. CHAS.. Dealer exclusively in
IL Feather. 1874 Lake ST.. (brsnch. 81 Lake St. J
Chicago. Orders and consigrments solicited, sat
isflction guaranteed.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Eastern Trade.


GREER, SAMUEL Y, Manufacturer and Deal
W er in Fire Apparatus. Hose. Coupling. Pipes,
and Nozzle, 800 North Street, Philadelphia. Es-
tablished in 1871.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

It at once relieves and invigoratea all the vital
fupctiona. without causing, at any time or under
any circumstances, the slightest injury to any Of
THIN
The most complete and uniform success has for
many years attend d Its use in France and in
France, and In some portions OF the United States:
and it is now offered To the general public, with
the most absolute conviction that IL Can never fail
to accomplish all that ls claimed for Il.
1t il harmless In ths extreme, ut all times, and
under all circumstances: and IL unequalled by
any remedy yet known to the world where pur.
gative Is indicated.
Ii produces little or no pain In its operation :
leaves he organs entirely free from irritation, and
never In the slightest degree, overtaxes or excites
ln Billions Diseases Indigestion and Dyspepsia,
Il IL Invaluable.
cannot fail to eradicate from the system Scrofat1
Erysipeids, Sat Rteam, tdnker, and Catdneons
Eruplions generally; Irregular, Or arant 9f 4p-
petite' Colds; Coughs, Asthhng Broachi,ts, Ga
and Butter Stomach, and foRlHe<s and fdtntness
Of TIE same; Impure bfeafh; diz@iasss, sghtpd-
ihetic, nsrcous, or Sick KeIddche, RhennGfism,
Go,a, and E.fmations IN all forms, these and all
kindred diseases can always be trhoity cured or
greatly Referred by this mild yet powerful remedy.
General Debility with Its inseparablc accompa-
niments.-menal and physieal,-such as green
sickness, hGssttHde OF mind and body, droscsiRess,
iadsp3siti0a TO exercise. tcedkHess " he limbs,
feelings Of disc0aFdgeBasia dependency and d.
trust, all disappear under its magic influence.
Ii regulates and invigorates the bowels; il a
sure antidote for obstinate costiycness and piles
gives renewed yisor To- the stomach: evokes the
action of the liver: uissipstes the yellow die of
jaundice and eradicates from the skin, bilious
spots or mouldmoth and frecklcs.
II excites the Kidneys TO renewed vigorous and
healthy action; and is certain TO bling prompt re.
lief In all cases of Diarrhea and Dysentery.
ii is emineLtly eHectnal In the cure of all dis
or children, however nfantile, especially for
collie, worms, and Irritation and fretiuiness while
testhing.
As a Dinner Pill or Digester, II il second 10
none other. taken with the food. fl opeates as a
general Alternative, whereby the entire impaired
organism is stimulated 20 renewed energy and TO
d healthy vigor and vitality. Ii u extensively
used by the Faculty az a convenient and thorough
cathartic. having no action other than the one in
tended. ~ Sent by mail on receipt of price and
postage, viz: 1883
1 box, SO.25 Postage, g cents.
8 Boxes, LOO Is
II is sold by all dealers In drngs and medicines
and by TURNER IL CO., Sole Proprietors. f20
TIRE MONT ST. BOSTON MASS. ,a'vi
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12
Funnygrams.

I'm the country they blow a horn
before dinner. In town they take
one. That's the difference between
town and country.
A Georgia editor has had his
pistol stolen. He advertises to give
the thief the contents and no ques-
tions asked, If he will return it.
"A servant girl, in Toledo, frus-
trated burglars plans by throwing
him out of a garnet window to the
side walk. He never recovered from
the shock.
} "A chap who luxuriates in hot
weather, and can stand as much heat
as a first class salamander, exclaims:
What delightful month is July !"
And echo answers "a b."
A married lady i'm st. Paul has
been in trance for six weeks, and
her husband refuses to send for
doctor. He says lie intends to enjoy
quiet time as long as possible.
An exchange says: How ex-
cruciating to witness the facial gyra-
tions of pretty girl with both
hands in a pan of dough, and a vil>
famous mosquito OH her nose"
--"Oh, why should the girl of my
heart be in tears ?'' asked the fond
lover, and the answer was, because
she couldn't afford to buy an orches-
ira ticket" But the answer now is,
Because She saw the Prince Imperial
so calm amidst the bullets"
"A Woman's Rights. Convention
is to he held at Niagara Falls next
week, and Susan d. Anthony is to
be I'm their midst. If they are as
amiable to each other as is common
in these gatherings, they will have q
fight the first day, as to which shall
have the waterfall. Detroit Tribune.
An editor in Missouri announces
that The publication of his paper will
be suspended for six weeks i'm order
that he may visit st. Louis with load
of bearskins, hoop poles, oak bark,
picked Goldfish, etc, which he had
taken for subscriptions. He Is
bound to raise cash on them.
milwaukee tried female BARRIERS,
but they didn't work. Out of five
women who tried to make living
by shaving, three caught itch from
customers, one got married, and the
other didn't; but it's all the same
she had baby. Proorietors Of
shops say they don't want any more
women shavers around.
The newspapers Of the towns on
the route of the late Editorial party,
in their anxiety To do heavy busl-
ness in personals" and lack Df ac-
quaintance, made many blunders,
attributing wives to bachelors and
gentlemen who had left their "gen-
ties" at home. The boys have hal a
good time fixing it all up since they
got back, and the MadanIs vow they
will go along next time. if "Jhonny"
has the measles. Montana Stan
ddrd.
AT social gathering in'a neigh.
! boring town one evening, n bucolic
young lady asked what woman s
sphere meant. Answer-wOman S
sphere is bounded on the north by a
husband; OH the south by baby !;
on the east by mother-in>law and
on the west by an old maid sister
Within this sphere, any woman may
find enough TO do to keep her use
fully employed all the days of her
life and should she prove faithful
to her duties, she will be certain to
reach Heaven at last which, after
all is the chief end of life.
Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1870-08-12

An editor in Missouri announces
that The publication of his paper will
be suspended for six weeks i'm order
that he may visit st. Louis with load
Of bearskins, hoop poles, oak lark,
picked Goldfish, ETC., which he had
taken for subscriptions. He Is
bound to raise cash on them.