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The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

Jusr IN TIME.-Lsst nigh. about fifteen
minutes before the passing of the train a
man BY the name of Patrick Frank was
taken from the track about three miles out
of the city of Davenport. Having INDUCED
quite freely during the day he had fallen
down dead drunk and would have been
crushed by the evening train had if not beer
for the timely arrival of one who secured
him from his perilous situation.
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Proprietors, TIRRE HAuTE. ISp.

Sold in Chicsgo at Wholesale by
Fuller, Firch 4 Fuller Lord 4 Smith: Van
Setback, Stevenson & Red Hurlbut 4 Edsall
Burnhsm Son Block Co.; Tolman ,
King; lockwood 4 Blocki.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

Just received at Mayo's, complete line
of Alexandra Kid Gloves one and two but
tons.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

FINE shirts made to order at q. 81
Mayo's, and perfect set guaranteed. Cal
and leave YOUR measure.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

RIVER NEws.-This morning the Mitchell
went north and the Minnesota south.
Tomorrow the Northwestern will be due
from above and the Minneapolis from
below.
The Rock Island went south this morn
ing.
The river is falling quite rapidly.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

THIS morning the Court adjourned until
Mo,d.v next At 9 O'Clock p. M.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

Rice Reising; Dohmen 4 Schmidt; Greer
Putton.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17
ARCHITE z.


q NM REV ARD
u t,UUU For any case OF Blind, Bleeding
1t hing, or liberated Piles tibet DE Bi Nc
PILE RE- EDY fails to cure. 1t is pre-
pared expressly to cure the Piles and nothing
else and has cured cases of over 20 years stand
ing Sold by all Druggists.
VIA FUGA.
DR.. BISG's Via Fugs is the pure juice of Barks
Herbs, Roots, and Berries, for
CONSUMPTION.
Inflammation of the Lungs all Liver, Kidney,
and Bladder diseases, organic Weakness, Female
Affections. General Debility, and all complaints
of the Trina Organs In Male and Female, pro
duciog Dyspepsia, Oostlveness Gravel, Dropsy
and scrofuia which most generally terminate in
Con sumptive Decline. 1t purihes and enriohes
the Blood, the Billiary, Glanduar and secretive
system corrects and strengthens the Nervous
and Muscular forces; it acts like a charm on
weak nervous. and debitated females. boz b
young and old. None should be without it.
Sold everywhere. Labratory-l42 Franklin st,
Baltimore, Md. jy27-d&wly
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

In St. Louis by
Richardson Co, Collins Bros.
AID throughout the Northwest BY oil Drug eists
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17
Odd RAuoKJ

Rock Island Lodge No. Is, I. O. F., meets
every Monday evening at Odd Fellows ball,
southeast corner of Illinois and Rage Sts-, a,
u O'Clock Pm.
L.F.HARsos, n. G.
M Fl. MCGAvERE, r. S.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17
Pages Mandrake Liver Pills
PODOI HYLLIN

a vegetable possessing all the good and Alternative
effects of Mercury and the Blue Pills, without
leaving any of those bad effects upon the system.
They cure all liver complaints. acting gently on
the bowels, removing Nil poisonous humors from
the system, creating any irritation nor gri-
ping pains they a sure cure of Dyspepsia
they also cure Jaundice, Constipation, Rheuma-
tism, Neuralgia, Female Diseases, &c., and ell
diseases originating from impurities of the blood
Manufactured by j. NJ. Page. Geneva, Y. and
sold by Drug gists for Is cents box ddw
Every family should be supplied with Perry
Davis Pain Killer. It's magic effect in removing
Pain from gil parts of the body has given it a
world wide reputation. No family having once
used this medicine would willingly be uithoutit
For sale by Chss. A. Benssr. Also, BY the
dealers in Family Medicine generally.
jsn22dwlm.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

Go TO Rutenbeck's for all kinds Of jew
elry.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17
LOCAL CULU Din.
For sick Horses use Equine Powders.
r. n. AIKEN.

Has Just received new stock Of Lace Collars.
svi,s and Cambria Hmbroidsries, Bash Ribbons
r.nov Ribbons-in all widths-Victoria Lawns
white s.d Colored Tarltons, Fans, Hoop Skirts
and fall stock of Bleached and Brown Sheet
ing. and shirtings-all of which are marked al
very low prices.
specisl Inducements offered in spring and sum
mer Dress Goods, in order to close them out be
fore getting fall stock. O. N. AIKEN.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

A New and Healthful Article Of Food
TIE SEA Moss FARIsE, man ufactured from Irish
Moss, by the Rand Sea Moss Farine Co., has
been placed on table at different times, and
proves to be one of the best, most nutritious and
easily -digested of all the farinss in use. 1t
is palatable to the taste, is lighter and lass com
pact than any other farins, and hence better
adapted to weak stomachs, to dyspeptics, to in
valids, and all persons offrail constitutions. In
cases where tapioca, sage, barley, corn, starch,
maizena, and similar articles are beneficial, the
sea Moss Paine is not only q substitute, but
has advantages which neither of them possess,
because the main ingredient of the mos, has
been considered by medical men for years Is
having invaluable remedial properties. l, is
particularly recommended for pectoral affections
scrofulous complaints, diarrhes, &e.-Editor Of
Halls Journal Of Health.
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

RUTENBECK and Company jewellers. Dsv'
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

Horses and Cattle cured by Equine Remedies
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ALL WORK WARRANTED
ARGUS JOB OFFICE,
Rock Islan 4. HI.

,IIE are q present prepared TO desny kind
w of Job work which may b ordered, ct
the shortest possible notice, sad In Tie bsss
The evening Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1861-1871, 1870-09-17

Equine Powders for diseased Cattle.
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The river is falling quite rapidly.
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15
PROBATE COU RTS.
bradford District, 1850. 1870.

DkpBNlE CuURr II be holden within
and ton the District of Bradford, for the
year ensuing, a. iolluNs, viz.
Attnc Troltci House in Bradford,
|,n tic second Tuesdays of January, May,
'Hi. aud September, 1870
NJ he Hotel in East torinth, on
.H' ''roud Tuesday, of February, June, Au
sN'l and November, lS1O.
At the Probate Olliccin NcwhurN
an l1r second Tue sdays ot March, and Oeto
hrr $50.
At the Probate Ollice, West Far.
"e on the second Tuesday ia December. lsd9
""a The second Tuesday IN APrll, $50
ALNAll bean, Register
NestFnlrlo Vt, Dee. !, lstn,
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15

TIE PRINTING OFTICE AS \
SCHODL.-A correspondent Of the
Louisville Jomndl, III the cousc Of
series of interesting reminiscent.
ceS of an old connection with that
establishment says:
"For young man that Is not aI-
together a fool. and who has had
the advantage of an ordinary cdu
cation. the printing Office is undoubt.
cdly capital sCoool OF intellectual
advancement. In regard to general
knowledge, no class of men who In.
bor for living, can approach the
printer. The studous among them,
If their natural gifts be not below
the mcdlocritN. have equal chauceS
with the members of the so called
learned professions, TO acquire botlf
worldly honors and literary fame.
From the days of SaXton to those
of Franklin, and from his day to
our own, the craft has produced emi.
nent men in every profession and III
every walk of lie.
\ good printer is gcncrallya good
critic, not only of language and
punctuation, but of the intrioSiC tit.
crary merits OF whatever comes I'M.
der his hand. 1t is impossible that
he should bc otherwise, since so
great part of his life is made up,
as it were, of facts that enforce r..
Election. The labor that employs
his hands gives to his mind neither
exercise nor care. His fingers move
ntui,ivcly to the exact points rcqui.
site for the proper apportlonment OF
his work, while his mind seizcs the
idea sought to hc conveyed by the
writer with whom he is engaged,
and is only expelled therclrom after
/ his judgement has passed sentence
/ on It's merits.
Many a one, without knowing it,
possibly owes some unknown CONS
positor or proof reader much moro
Of reputation rs writer than he
would bc willing to acknowledge.
+ IT, by chan"ing the reading OF II
/ sentence without Idrctlug ITS mean.
/ ing he can give To II strength or
sInoothncss, good printer asks no
uucSiiOnS about the matter, but
changes it ut once. And SO, If the
/ rrammcr of Il sentence Is evidently
faulty. he would be considered unfit
for the business, did he not rrctity
it IN this particular.
have known some printers, IL Is
true, who could never learn the plain.
est rules Of either composition or
punctuation. To such Il one might
bc used the identical words used by
u we'll known Presbyterian, speak
ing 10 n Young, but particularly Sil.
ly candidate for ministerial orders
Young man, Ncu have made II mis-
takes you have been called to m.
Other dold the corn field"
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Now said he, the thousand dol
lars is exempt by law. What You
want to do Is to go and swear this
document in and pay tax on two
hundred and fifty dollars.
TIRED.-IIoWard GlydOn writes
to the New York Eceaiag Mail that
he is very tired of certain things
which he names. We quote as fol-
lows:
! am tired Of meeting here, there
and everywhere women with hair
standing on end, ANA irizZed enough
to tughten every unSophiSicated
foreigner into the woods. cannot
understand why. when all the coffee
cOlored and cream colored women
are trying so hard 10 get the kinks
out of their wool, all the white wo-
men should be trying with all their
might and main to convert their
straight locks into woody ones. 1t
is the result OF mutual admiration,
suppose.
| am so tired Of seeing short men
in low hats end long men in high
hats.
am tired of hearing women talk
ingabout rights and scorning priv.
/ iIegeS' and then getting into street
ear to look daggcrS at every man
who dosen't spring up III II jlifN. to
give them his place. | want them
to look into Webster, and find out
whether rights and privileges
come under the same head, and
mean Que and the same thing.
| am inetfably and iuSutlerably
tired Of seeing any and every wo.
mans dress described in the news.
papers.
| am tired of seeing men give
dinners for the purpose OF making
/ speeches; and seeing women go TO
/ church for the sake of dressing.
Aud am almost certain that
'Shoo Fly i'll some one of its va
riouS guises, will be the cause of
my perpctratlng murder some day
not very far ahead in the future.
am tired Of the lack of respect
shown for literature as Il profession,
which causes every man who has
failed in everything else to be sure
that he can succeed as an editor or
an aUther.
And of the lack Of personal d'g.
nifty which causes every woman who
is afraid Of a little hard work. to
take mp so fondly with the idea that
She can make a fortune by exhibit
ing herself, peronally, under the gas
lights of public platform, an,'
gabbling over nOnSence WhIci she
calls "a lectures; for the hearing of
which divers persons. OF equal sinai.
lowncSS, are willing to pay fifty cts.
a head when, on the contrary, they
should not he willing to listen to
such rigmarolc of unmcaning sen.
tcnces, even if they were paid five
dollars individually, for so doing.
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15
Marx TUdfH's Income Tar.

tells his story in the Buffalo kJpreSS
Of last Saturday. Having settled
down to housekeeping, he was hon
orcd with visit from Il gentleman
Cf good appearance and gentleman
ly address. Mark felt that people
who had arrived at the dignity of
housekeeping must be conversation
al, must be easy and Sociable in com
pany. The conversation, after
time, took this turn:
Now, You never would guess
what | made lecturing this winter
and last Sp ingN
'NO-don't believe could to save
me. Let me scc--let me see. About
two thousand dollars may beY But
no, no, sir. | know You couldn't
have made that much Say seven
teen hundred. may be!
'lla, ha, | knew you couldn't
My lccturin@ receipts for last spring
and this winter We're fourteen thOuS
sand seven hundred and fifty dol>
lars. What do You think of that ?,
'Nhy, it is amazlng-pertectly
amazing. | will make note of it..
And you say even this wasn't all "
'AlI! Why bless you, there was
my income from the Buffalo Express
for four months -about-about-
well, what should You say to about
eight thousand dollars. for instance 2
Say. Why. | should say | should
like to see mySelf rolling in Just such
another ocean of atiluence. Eight
thousand. II make a note of it.
Why, man ?-and on top of all this.
am to understand that you had
still more income
lIa ha ha! Why, you're only
/ in the suburbs of it, SO to speak,
Theses my book, The Innoccnts Il.
broad'-price $50 to $500. accord
/ ing to the binding. Listen to me.
Look ne il the eye, During the
last four months and a half, saying
nothing Of sales before that-but
Just simply during the four months
and a half ending March 18th, 1870,
we've sold ninety five Thousand cop
les of that book ! Think of it,
Average four dollars a copy, say
IFS no1rI, fam hrndrod thonsond
dollars my SON net b,Ifr
.Thn ,ndaring Masses TN snt
t,ot dovn rnnrtnnn-sn,ontv-6vn
nioht two LnnJroJ Totai saw
VIII u,on ,n,, unrJ thn or,nd
+o4,I :, ahnn+ two i,undroI md p,n,
toon -, f,n,t.on thors,rd doII,r.
is th,t nnssihloe ,,
.posSihln' If there's any mis-,
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National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15

MAGNANIMITN. - one of Shcri,
dams creditors, after having long
and vainIy dunncd him, at length
suggested, that if he coulo not dis
charge the principal OF the debt. ne
might, at least, pay the interest.
no. said the wag, lit is not my
interest to pay the principal, nor my
principle to pay the interest
Though he had previously hated
the man foI his vulgar importantly
it is recorded that he took him int
favor from that moment, and actu
ally betrayed the amount of his bill
a rare instance of preference, con
Sidering that he seldom discharged
any deDt till he paid that of ma
turc.
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15


that's one comfort. Poor girl, it's
too bad and here aunt Jane sighed
dolorouSly and looked wonderfully
sad and depressed.
TO what do youirefer ? question:
ed Goodpaper, with attentive ears.
Surely there can be nothing the
matter with Miss Barton She is
the very picture of good health
Dear me, what have | been say
ing My thoughtleSs tongue is al
ways running away with Inc
Healthy why, OF course she is
anybody can see that. It's the 9th.
cr thing. Gracious, there | 90 again
always telling something shouldn't
But you won't tell, Mr.. Goodpaper,
| rely upon your silence. It's really
too bad that mentioned it. But !
can trust You to keep silence
You surely cam said Goodpaper,
growing suspicious, since | don't
know to what YOU refer, nor can |
imagine
'Dcar me! | thought | told YOU.
! am forever getting things mixed
up. | suppose might as well fell
You now. or YOU will be thinking all
manner of things about her. But
YOU muStn't tell any one. Goodness.
Brother James would never forgive
me if he knew that | told.'
'Youmlvtrnst mr.'a,Sprtod Good
paper, now thorourhly alarmed and
anxious to learn what crave detect
was attached 70 the woman he in
tended to make his wife. i will not
disclose what Won tc'l mo-
i warrant ON conld never bclievn
it if | didn't tell Won. Inst look at
her dauciuq win vonno GRAY nynr
there. 80 one to look nj her wo,d
suspect that She could ept 50 furi-
ous. Gracious. am always afraid
when see her in comnany lest sLn
should break ont into one of her
crazy spells and make rynryhody
present distracted
'Why. VOu don't mean to say tbat
Miss Barton i suhiort ia lit, of in.
sanity . oaSncd Goodn3nrr .tbat
She becomes craN .
sRayiuu clazy' d.elaroI aunt
Jane. with = most luoolrious osnnrt
Of eornt,non.c and vb,t. .tr5nlr
est of an thn att.r',s aIv,v. cnn7o
ot , roonIal, bnu,. II tha.r,tto,. ,",,
of fine nioht C,u.t do ,r,.l,;,,
with her fhan Layr' r, l,.,, Lo,.n5,
in an om,t, zoos. wa L,"a nnnt
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National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15
FATE OR MANAGEMENT,
By COL. 4. b. HOWELL.

lool- ma, ,,,;tL ,,.;.,g,I ,,-..., f,,., a.
drannry n, coctI,, on,+ains +Ln. can
ahon, ior out mo the ntroot arnw
inu droar,. ,,,d ch;Ii In tI,o 80 f,l
inc nioht ST i fata and mns+ nnt
resist In we,Itb j. sho s,i,pcIann
mo disdainfnlIv ot tbn rovol dr,S,
that swnpt in lnSfrous folds from hnr
graceful form sbow nitifnI and moan
a thiuo Won are. when Won romn hn'
tween as and the realization of onr
hearts dearest wishes,
It is fate said Grorce Uollond
As he walked YEARLY homeward af
1er the dull lahors Of the office .It
is fate. and cannot cononnrit All
poverty! what a stern and forbid
/ ding tyrant Won are. when Won shnt
us ont from the hone Of that which
! is most precious to usr
Itis NONSENSE orumblod stont
aunt Jane, sitting npstnirs in tha
/ Barton mansion. .uertrct nonsense
and won't stand If any Iopapr If
Brother James hasn't any nitv for
the Girl. I'll take CHARGE of her and
match him in mopey.~amr. Marry
her to that uriuniuo old Goodoaunr
will he! ri see about that There's
Groroe Holland worsb,ns h.,. and
is too prnnd to .eu if hrcansn hos
poor and she's rich And Mary
wcIl. if know anythinn ohont oj,.ls
and | ouobt to hrin. tGat w.,.nnn
mysrlf-Ioye, him to distraction and
darr,,'t shno If hoc,u.o. sr,o !, - wa
man ana he . man Ana Win ma
two ,imnlrtons are moninr ana Az
u.,i,ino. old Gondn,nnr .tcns j.. and
vIt, tbe oid ,r nam, c,,,ins o0 rho
oirl Hut won stand il 'assnvrr.
,trd amt J2nn v.,xinn inl;rnau,
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CHARLES hIsfiP.
GEO 4. sSIeOW y.

CARRIAGE M,NING ANp GENtEAi REPAIRING.
Armory Building, aud corner Of Armory and
Pict=a Streets,
nUApF FOWD. VERNON
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Job Printing

of all kinds neatly executed at the lowest liv-
ing prices. Our Office l. well furnished with
material and stock for this department. and
we now have experienced and competent
wOrknien to Use them. If you want any print
ing done you need not go 10 the city. or ont of
the county for you can get good work and
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15
D.. VI. COLLINS,

llCEN SED AUCIIO + T. X.
WEsr rorsuAN, u
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RATES SUBSCRIPTION

One opy one year In advance, $l.3
II not paid within three months. 2.s1
ly'N" variation whatever from tbesrsrstes
.BNo paper discontinued until all arresr
ages are pald, except al the option Of the
puhIishpr
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15

WoNAN'< RIGHTS.-Thc Lewis
ton JOmRdi gives tie following
sketch of a woman'S rights woman,
who, with her husband, Mr.. Samuel
Hartford. is living in crmp at Eagle
Lake, for winter fishing:
She kicks the beam at 80 avoir
dupoiS-it it is proper to speak So
vigorously of the fair sex. She
claims that whatever men can do.
she has right to engage in. Last
winter, for variety and hitting work
she cut a hundred cords of Y Ood.-
On these trips She helped To- paddle
canoe and tote the supplies oven the
Slmc route taken by our hunters,
and helped to build their winter
quarters. She goes out on all their
fishing excursions. In December.
one morning when the THERMOMETERS
was 10 below zero, she was ont aud
chopped but fifteen fishing holes
without mittens. She has this win.
terra bag of yarn, with which she
employs the time of evenings. and
such days as are too stormN To fish
with profit. Her dress is that uSu
ally worn by women, except that
she has heavy oNercOat thrown
over all. For foot gear she wears
oil tanned moccaSin boots, with
heavy wooden stockings.
. . >
Why do the whales visit the Ar.
tie seas For the purpose ot sup.
! plying oil to the northern lights.
Josh Billings says: The mcwl is
Il larger burd than the guSc or turk
eN. II has III legs to walk with,
aud ia more TO kick with, aud il
wares lis wings on the side of its
he'd
When is dtunkaid's nose like a
lighthouse When it warns Others
oil the coast Of Madeira aud llol
lond.
why, Nj. jones' exclaimed Mrs
j., ~ her husband came staggering
into the house, 'Nou'vc been drink
ingr mo, indeed, pom honorl II h
avn't tasted n drop. Been s"cirg 9
them icllcrs go round on their vclo
10 locipcdcs. and got dizzy
: You will never have u friend if you
must have one without u failing
National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1870-04-15

my income, III the way of profits,
had been one Thousand two huns
dred and fifty dollars and forty cts.
Now said he, the thousand dol
lars is exempt by law. What You
want to do Is to 60 aud swear this
document in and pay tax Oh two
hundred and fifty dollars.