The Idaho world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1864-1918, 1870-07-07
IDAHO WORLD.
JOSH BILLINGS PAPERS.
PEPPER PODS,

IF yu have got spirited and noble boy, ap
peal tew bis generosity, ifyu have got heav.
and sullen one, appeal tew his back
Knowledge, like charity, shud begin q
home, and then spred.
Aflickshuns are the compliments that heav
en- pays tew the vlrtewous.
Time is like money, the less we hav or it tew
spare the further we make it 60.
Nobody but phool will spend biz time try
ing to convince phool.
The tongue is really very fast member o.
the boldly politick, bio dug all the talkin, and
two-thirds 0v the thinkin.
always jerred ut, and how ken wimmin, when
they invade the province ov men, expekt to es
cape the same kind ov treatment.
He who spends his younger days In disapa.
shun 10 mortgaging himself to disease and pow.
erty, two memorable creditors, who are certain
to foreclose ut last, and take possession OF the
premises.
Thare il menny person who kan set o
mouse trap tew perfeckshun, but not satisfied
with such small game. undertake TO trap for
bears, and get ketched BY the bears. Moral
study your genius, aud stick tew mice.
Young man, don't marry abov or below your
rank, not that think thare liz evry virtew in
it. but thare is eastom in it, and custom some
times outranks both law aud gospel.
Let him 90, mi son; sed M ancient father
tew his boy, who had caught young rabbit,
and when he gets bigger katch him agin. The
boy did NJ he was told. and haz been looking
for that rabbit ever since.
The world owes nil its energies and refine
ments to luxurys-digsiEg roots for breakfast,
and going naked for clothes, il the yirtewous
innocense OF lazy savage.
There IL lots oil folks who eat well and drink
well, aud sleep well, aud yet are sick all the
time-theze are the folks who alwux enjoy
poor health.
People Of good seass," are thoze whose
opinyuns agree with ours.
Thare is CRATE deal ov magnificent povert,
in our big cltys. people who eat klam soop on,
Nv tin basin with q gold spoon.
The place where poverty. yirtew and love
meet and worship together, In the most sakred
spot in this universe.
Experience don't make man 50 bold as IL
does SO carful.
Pride never forgets itself. never hax play
spell or frolik il ID stiff from morning till night
frm top tew bottom. like u sled stake
Thare Amt but very little genowine good
sense in this world emmy how, and what little
thare IL amt in market, il is held for dlyi.
dend.
Tnozc who hav made up thare minds to lead
q life of enjoyment win find the following rec
ipee crate help to them: ITO one ounce ov
plezure add q pound OF repentance"
Adversely Is u poultiss which reduces our |
vanity and strengthens our virtew-eyen boy /
never feels half So good a. when he hax Just |
been spanked and sot TO cool
Pedantry liz the science ov investing what |
little w know in one kind OF pcrfunery, aad
insisting upon sticking that under every mans |
kuose whom you meet.
Lieing is like trying tew hide in a fog. ii WI
move about yu are in danger Nv humping yure
he'd agin the truth. and NJ soon NJ the fog
blows Oph yu are gone ennyhow.
Marrying an angel IL the poverty ov mar.
rage, but living with her il the proze: and
this IL all well enuf II the taste on the poetry
halnt spite our relish for the proze.
The man who lives ON hope mus. pick the
bones ov disappointment.
Life IL like . mug ov beer. froth at the top,
all in the.middle aud settings ut the bottom
We should live in this lie az tho We were
walking on glare ice, liable tew fall ut enny
moment, and tew be laughed. at by the by.
standers.
Men. il they ANT too lazy, liv sumtimes till
hey are ~. and destroy the tune sood deal
- ""o~s' AVG iust az years tney spehu IN /.
throwing stuns at a mark, the second 30 they !
pend in examining the mark tew see where
he stuns hit, aud the remaining il divided in
'ussing the stun throwing bizn-ss and missing
he rumatiz.
This setting down and folding our arms and
Waiting for sumthing tew turn up. IL just about
z rich . speculashun az going out into four
hundred acre lot, setting down on a sharp
tone, with pail between our knees and wait =
ne for cow tew back up and be MIXED