Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-07-15
Massey.
from the Toledo Blade.]

| NaUs VNhSDI OlNAb n 01oNA4K AAO1N VI lie
DEMOCRACY OF DELAWARE WITH WHOM
| HE is AssOCIATED-THE BEGINNING OF
| THE oRGANIz ALTON OF THE WHITE
MANS PART OF THAT STATE. Oh q
| HAsrEN's CORNERS, M1spr1IoN HuNDERD,l
/ m THE STATE Nv DELAWARE,
/ june is, 1870. ~ J -.
THE people NV the State Nv Delaware,
or rather the Democrisy NV Delaware,
come neerer to my idee NV wat Dimocrats
ought to be than any I hev ever come
across yit. The Kentuckian is good, but
Ihev seen Kentuckians who wuz restless
and discontentid. hev knowd NV Ken
tuckians who did take stock in railways,
1 who did now and then nail up the clap.
boards on their houses when they had be-
come loose, and who did wear shoes in
summer. But no Dimocrat Nv Delaware
wuz ever knowd to do anything Nv the
kind They are an intensely religious
people, with a faith in Providence witch I
never saw surpassed. They ,bleeve that
1 the same Providence witch brot EN- into
this world will take keer Nv EN-,
and they let. him do it with an
easinis and abandon witch to me is delite-
full. The most satisfyin spectacle my eyes
ever restid onto is the front porch NV
Sapp's grocery at this present time. There
they set, leanin back on them unwhittled
chairs, (no Delaware Democrat ever
whittles) with their feet onto the rail in
front Nv EN-, each with his head layin fiat.
wise on the wall, and all fast asleep. All
is still The flies. buzz PEACEFULLY about
their noses, which ornaments tempt them
by their joocyness, but repel 'em by their
red-hot brillaincy. Like everything else
about this section the flies is an undecided
4 D1,f nd M mr. Hu
hungry than his fellows, lites ON the nose
Iuv some slumberin patriarch; he ebites;s
the Saint makes an exertion to brush
| him off and awakes. Awakin he takes a
drink witch awakes all, the rest who also,
take drink, after witch they go to sleep
agin. Sapp loves flies and SEE he's maxim
experiments on a more lively breed,
more DARN and enterprisin ny wich'll
keep 'em awoke more Nv the time. aa
Ov coarse we hewitt got no railroads.
There wuz one projected thro' this Sec
ton but the citizens wuz Mortified at the
idea. bss a..3 Be- ,5. sa8 - ~ .als, g
S"Watr' said they, ashel we hev
screechin ingin to keep from hevin our
reglar afternoon and, forenoon maps?
Neverp a @r..Yr.5fe,
q "But," said the projectors "it'Il in
crease the valyoo of yoor real estate.". 81
"Real wAT?" asked these innocents.. j,
"Real estate--land." y III i
-" Wat good would that do US :" replied
the sturdy yeomanry, f"sWhen nobody
wants to sell,?" and they would hev
stoned the railroad party, had it been a
cool day SO that the exertion of gettih the
Stones woodent hev worried EN-.
Bill Snap wuz so pleased at the spirit
they sbowd that all that day he kept the
flies off Nv EN- hisself while they slept,
witch they did ez soon ez the railroad
party wuz out Nv site. 90 b~'la n-5 ~. eo'iti
1 notist one Nv EN- layin on the broad
NY his back, the other day, a swallerin
oysters wich a Niger boy wuz openin.3 ,
Sammy" SEE this youths parent to
him, the old man a lynn on his back the
ment that oysters amt got no legs, amt it,
Sammy?"
'sI don't see. that" sed Sammy, "ef
4 they had legs there'd be more meat into
em.nA ''s.'''-' go
%" yes but, my son." returned this an
Gent, "ef they he'd legs and shood yoose
oyster" .----.
We are ez bizzi ezawe kin be arrangin
for the campane this fall. We he'd meetin
at the county sect yesterday, re,organizin
the party on a broader basis, so that con-
servative Republicans who feel outraged,
that materially inferior race heZ bin put
onto level with EN- kin coo operate with
EN-. Themeetin held till late in the evenin,
but it wuz intensely intrestin throughout
indeed may say that it was trooly a
refreshin season. We adopted platform
embracin the follerin idees: M H q d
1. The emancipashun Nv the niger wuz
an outrage agin witch we protest, and witch
we demand be reversed before it is ever
! lastinly too late
i 2. The niger IL an inferior bein, and
does not possess the intelligence rekisite to
proper yoose Nv the ballot aaie
g. The attempts Nv the disturbin Radi-
kels NV Delaware to abolish the whippin-
post fills us with intense alarm, it bein a
| Landmark. a.. Il .s, ,ita 3. ts,r.. -. i,
A. The clamor NV the disturbin Radi-
kels Nv Delaware for free skools, is q blow
at Democrisy, and is jest ez alarmin ez
their demand to do away with the whip
pin-post. .a;af & trln.letF r. .'di'.
In the insooin campane the white
Mans Party" will bear onto their ban
| ners the follerin inskripshens: No mig
ger gotin-The ballot in the hands Nv ,t the
intelligent race--No free skools-The
WuippluTp lOItfCI-llu C COuSIuOouCA
ez it wuz, Delaware, ez it u.s. forever" n
I madestiie reglar skriptooral argument,
interdoosin Canaan, Hager and Onesy-
mus, witch, however, didn't hev' much eff
feet ez none Nv EN- he'd ever heerd NV
these individooals. / wuz Disconnected
somewhat when wun Nv EN- askt me eft
Canaan wuzn't one Nv them cussed Radi-
kels in Wilmington. Bill Sapp, however,
got their attenshun when he mentioned
the fact to show their entire worthlessness
ez citizens, that the entire niger trade at
his bar didn't amount to a hundred dollars
a year, witch wuz less than any one Nv
the proud Caucashen race expended with
him. Mordeky Bender bore testimony to
the alarmin ignorance pervadin among
EN-, wich totally onfits EN- for the ballot,
after witch wuz rekested by the meetin
to put the resolooshuns passed onter pa
per, ez the Secretary coodn't write. l
sejested that perhaps some older citizen
shood do the work, but ez none Nv EN-
Good write Igdid it, after witch we adj
journed.
We returned home thro a village in
wich the niggers hev majority witch wuz
forchunit, for there site, net our vision
witch not only enthused the veterans OF the
party, but strengthened the doubters and
confirmed the waverin. Rite there in that
village, facin the whippin- post, that time
honored institooshn witch Radikelism
seeks to destroy, these degraded beins he'd
erectid shool-house,. wich we wlz in
form, ad xy,1z bo;, hu Al uuer nrpa oh