Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1870-02-04
MIsCEIL1NEOUs ITEMS.
| GOLDEN ACE Coinage.


A GOLDEN ACE Coinage.
A TlCKLBH Position Standing upon
trincs.
PAY down when you buy, and you
won't have 10 pay up by.and-by.
EVERY person on earth must be "under
a cloud sometimes.
The WOMAN QuEsToN- that back
hair all your ownH
A Coop RuLE-To keep good company,
and be one of the number.
WISE men insure in the Washington
Life Insurance Co., of Now York.
WHEN apprentices desire most to travel
When they become journey men.
"MEIN HERR, do you know what for
we call our boy HansP" "I do not,
that we call our boy Hans is-it Is ish
name"
ASTONISHING fashions in spring hats
and bonncts arc promised. Perhaps the
bonnet will be worn under the chin, and
a bow.not tied on the top Of the head.
TIE New York Eocning Post says; :" If
any very small boy asks what fruit is like
| the site of tho United States Naval Acad-
emy, tell him an apple is"
VERY VULGAR SELL-" iou ougnt
not 10 come 10 our dance IN , poots WIN
nails IN en- maven T. men you VIC
hau your toes cut OIL ,-Ia"oH
SOMEBODY says that Iko's last trick was
TO throw Mrs. Partingtons gaiter into the
alley, and call the old lady down from the
third floor to see an allcy-gaitcr.
A CORRESPONDENT of the Country Gen
He"dH tnlhks II irulV IIeSs welc PIhn,cu III
sIeau Oh nlSplcs, VIC coulu h"No eh"uo' VI
haneht anu iru''
JOSH BILLINGS says "Thc mewi Is a
larger bird than the guse or turkey. IL
has two legs to walk with ana Two more
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LAVE Li"uS suiNy,ont ,t' W oA.on T:ro w. VI
e@llc @ oonuI.loh ~ U vi .ho " WaenilSUon Inv l
surance EonPany vi Ncm Iolk ~ wa
Innt INC IN taxing poncy y, twenty
lhonsanu Doilars, EDWARD T. JonEs
,aan IeS' JoheS oc"ic "orAs
NOW lorh, looV'
EMILY (little sister)-What large fam
lily the spinsters must be. hear in church
eNIly num I'm. so,u Idnr ~ .mVh a;atn H,S sVn nt
W. wo,, ~ i;,tIo p a,nn,d non,t Y,ov Snov VIA,
you nSslo SUPP" Doh you yI, Anow WI"
'p'n''0i' "'o' D"0"oioi i"ui''' vi oo"''0
DENTIST. my dear woman, if you
kept your teeth clean you would have less
toOthachc." Lady. "But, doctor, they
say that washing teeth wears them out,
Doctor. Good gracious madam l hope
you don't think that way when anything
ails your feet"
Rrrrpp,Na In tho remark of the
woman'a nanor in Now York. tho Pepolu
lion that !" IF tho accounts men rive of In,
heavenly state be true, we shall have some
wrongs to right In the next sphere" the
New York tribune very ungailantly SAYS
"If that isn't adding new terrors TO death
we should like to know what would be-
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nEvEhAL poIsoue m nav 10y cuen q,
,nSnsu IN i, nork Nouny, ha,m, n ~, rluin
a'on va wv i;uol iam' unI "uO. ''o.i,lso u,
Ivy Mas i.an,ius,su ,m .s,, ~ .n,i, ,u, Sn -,
ou"'nS tl,, ,mo uin toII o .nI boforn s,o r,;no
Ei , "u s"u ",n",nS 20 ' ,';,.0IS o,,, SU, az
can,iiv I orndi" S ond had % hia wife 0, rocl % him
ana 10, n,"" v.nn, u aud 40" toa,is"d bn bad nn,
drank anything intoxicating since he wa,
rocked in the cradle.
CAV pnc,;s,, ,or,,omar or,orod n hor
hors,s shnn nt Sa,ais amd odJresscJ III,
borber HI am del;cate about tho akin
Shave mo without cutting mo. and | will
Sivc Won n sovere;cn Ont me apd-ber
are TWO loaded nistols ~ The barbcr
noibing d.nntcd shaved the delicate Ali,
With aSmirahie skill SUumnh +" said IN,
Englishman tbcn NV nistoIs did no
Sins,,, ,,n's" "No cir " dGnJ ,yby notS,
"Tf nv razor had sllnned - said the bsr
ber az should have tinished Inv cuttin,
yonr tbrootm The Engiishman d;sap
1cored
PVr ,.,.. . 4, A.. ,-
hHE lUIIoM,nS ieSsoi ZONES @ W .ne sur SUI
lace IN nvAas papol . pAhNESIVN' %s' Jan %
uary .hu ''n, low. my noEn WyGut .'n,
comm 9mo mex ,m Meek an Aav loIgly yo,
ior Jawln me III come On tnc : Siocl
frame ana shall su'y ONE herearter " u
10 DC ateroa man. ! want peace l, ail,
so 90 yew Why sho1un' VIC pvc eacl a
uther, as we use yer when We were nrS
lneu togetner IN the wnolly pahus Oh NAV
JOCK, I've lmeu a .emPerSnce ,a sn society m nu
| III you ever jaw me hBln lor Cuuthln oii