Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-23

DR. JOdNS1ONi
Physician of this celebrated institution, has
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, fleasan'
and Effectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF 1MPRUDENCE.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Structures
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, involun-
~ Discharges, potency, General Deo!llty'
Nervousness; Dyspepsia. Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion of Ideas Palpitation OF the desit'
Tmidty b. R Ran5 S gh nose OF
Skin Affections of tho Liver, Lungs Stomach
or Bowels-those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary Habits OF Iouth-secret and SOL
tary practices mere fatal to their victims thsn
the song of the Syrens to the Mariners OF Ulys-
ses. blg Citing their most brilliant hopes or an
ticlpations, &C.
YOUNG MEN
Especially, who have become the Victims OF
Solitary Vice. and dreadful aud destructive
: habits which annually sweep to an untimety
: grave thousands of young men OF the most e1-
allied talents and brilliant Inte'l-ct who might
otherwise have entranced listening Senates
utn the thunders of eloquence. or waked TO
esLacy the living Tyre, may call with full conh'
dcnce.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplate
ing marriage aware of Physical Weakness
(Loss OF Procrestive Power-Impotsncy Ner-
vous ExcltabiIity Palpitstion, ORGANIC Wesk'
ness, Nervous Deol ity. or any other Dsquall.
fcation, speedily relieved.
He who places himself under the care OF Dr
j. may relIglously conf 1e in his honor as
gentleman, and conf Iently rely upon his skill!
rs q physician
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing AtTection-Which renders
lie miserable and marriage impoSsl6e-ls Inc
penalty paid by the victims OF improper IN
duigencios. Young persons are too apt 10 com
| g. off a 1n6
Jul consequences that may ensue. Now, VINO
tuat understands the subject will pretend to de-
ny that the natural powers sre lost sooner
by those falling into improper habits than oy
the prudent? Besides, being deprived OF inc
| pleasure Of healthy ohaprng the most serious
and destructive symptoms Of both body. and
| mind arise. The system becomes deranged, inc
Physical and Mental Functions weakened:-
Loss OF Procreative Power, Nervous lrrita bllty.
D, spepsia, Palpitation of the Heart. lEdlges:
tiol constitutional bilty and Wasting of
the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay ana
Death.
CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Relief in Six Hoursl No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Triang Pretend
crs and their deadly Poison, should apply i'm
mediately.
DR.. JOHNSTON,
Member of tho Royal College of Surgeo
London Graduate Of ono of the most eminent
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
part Of whose lilo has been spent IN the hospitals
of London, Paris, Phade. pha and elsewhere,
has effected some 81 the most astonishing cures
that were ever known; many troubled w!.h
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness. being alarmed at sudden sounds.
bashfuness, with frequent blushlng, attended
sometimes with arrangement of mind, we're
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. j. addresses all those who have injured
, themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind. un-
fitting them for other bushes, study, society or
marriage
These are some of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by the car ~ habits OF youth.
viz: Weakneso of the Back and Limbs, Pains
in tho Hesd, Dinness of Sight Loss Of Mus
cular Power, Pslpitstion of the Heart Dyspep.
sis Nervous Irritabiity, Dersngement of the
Digestive Functions, General Debility, Symp.
toms of Consumption, &c.
MENTALLY The fearful effects the mind
ure much to be dreaded Loss OF II. EN- Dry, Con.
fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil
| Forebodngs Aversion to Society, Self Distrust,
Love ofSoIitude, TimIdity. &c arc some of tbs
evils produced.
Thousands of persons Of Ill ages can now
Judge what is the cause Of their declining
health, losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale,
nervous and omaclstsd. having singular ap.
| pcarante about the eyes, cough and symptoms
Of Consumption.
| 1OUNG Al
| Who have injured themselves by celtl.n
practice, already described, habit fire..
| uucntIy learned from evil companions or a.
school, the effects Of which are nightly felt,
even when asleep, and If not cured, rer ders
marriage impossible, and destroys botr mind
and body, should appl' Immediately,
What pity that Il young man, the nope or
h country, the pride Of his parents. should
be snaLched from all prospects and enjoyment
o. life BY tho consequences OF devlating IRON
the path Of nature, and indulglng IN Dernl-
cious ha its. Such persons must before con-
templatlng
MARRIAGE.
Reflect that q sound mind and body are tho
mosL necessary requisite T." pronot~ cohnuoi'
al happiness lndurd Without these the Jour
uey through Ii @ becomes y weary pilgrimage
the prusuect hourly darkpns to the vie~. the
mind becomes snadpwe with despair, and tlied
with the melanch ,ly r-hec.lon that tho nappl
ness of another is big ied with our own
DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE.
When the mi guided and imprudent Votary
Of pleasure finds that he has i'm oIb ID the seeds
of this painful disease, it too often happens
that an i'll ued sense of shame or dread OF
discovery deters him from apply ing 10 lnosJ
WIN. from education and respectabl lily, Can
aiore belrlend hun, delaying till the consttu-
tion.l symptoms OF this hlrrId disease make
their aCpea rance such as uceratea soro throat
diseased nose. nocturnal phins 10 inc memo ahu
limbs, dlmness of sight, dea ness, nodes o.
the slin bones ana arms, blotcnes on Inc head,
iace and extremities progressing with fright
iul rapidly, till at last the palate o. the M uth
or the bones of the nose fall H. and the victim
of thi, awful disease becomes horrId object
Of cDmmserstion I'LL death puts o p ROD TO
his dreadful suffering, by sending HIM to that
undiscovered country IRON whence no travel
Ter le,urns."
1t is melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease through falling
into The hands OF ignorant or unskiltuI PRk-
TENDERS, who, by the use of that deadly
Poison, Mercury, &C., destroy the constitution,
and incapable OF curing, keep the unhappy suf-
ferer month after month taking their no1lous
or Injurious compounds, and instead of belng
restored to r.newal OF Life VIgor and Happi-
ness, ia despair leave him with ruined Health
to sigh over his CALLING disappointment.
DR. Johnston,
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