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North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

WARMERS COUGH BALsAM is healing, softening
and expectorating The extraordinary power 1t pos
sesses in Immediately relieving, and eventually
curing, the most obstinate cases OF Coughs, Colds,
Sore Throat Bronchitis, Influenza, Catarrh, Hoalse-
ness, Asthma and Consumption is almost incredible.
so prompt the relief and certain its effects in all
the above cases, any affection ef the throat and
lungs that thousands of are daily prescrb
ing it, and and all say that 1t is the most healing
and expectorating medicine known. One dose always
affords relief and in most cases one bottle effects
cure Sold by druggists in large bottles. Price One
Dollar. 1t is your fault if you still cough and
suffer. The Balsam will cure
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20


The BEST AUTHORITY People who en-
joy the discontinue of lawyers-and who
does not?-will laugh over this incident :
Il call upon you," said the counsellor ''to
state distinctly upon what authority you
are prepared to swear to the mares age ?'
upon what authority?'' said the hos
tier, interrogatively.
Yon are to reply, and not to repeat
the question put to you.''
Il doesn't consider mans bound TO
answer apuestion afore he's time to turn
it in his mind.'
Nothing can be more simple, sir, than
the question | put. again repeat it -
Upon what authority do you swear to the
animals age?'
"The best authority" responded no,
grufiy.
''Then why such an evasion? Why not
state it at once?"
swell, then, if you must have it"
Must will have it ~ vociferated the
counsellor, interrupting the witness.
"Weh, then, if you must and will have
it, rejoined the hostler, with imperturb-
able gravity, "why, then, had it myself
from the mares own mouth"
A simultaneous burst of laughter rang
through the court, and the judge on the
bench could with difficulty confne his ris-
IDLE muscles to judicial decorum.
In q certain bailiwick in Michigan re-
sides an individual who, ON account of the
smallness Of his Uranium, is called Pin
Head" He had been taken i'll with dis
ease that indicated protracted confinement
and the necessity of constant attendant.
"a duty that should have been performed
by his wife, but the relations of that ex
cellent female to her liege lord being only
those of respectful tenderness" she was
absent from home, and had no particular
anxiety to rush back to it. Her style to-
ward ?. II. was not gushing. After two
weeks had expired without a visit from
her he mentioned the fact to the doctor in
manner that indicated certain degree Of
wratbness, saying: elf Polly don't come
pooty soon I'll get a bill Of devotion from
her ~
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

A swelling captain of Mississippi boa,
squared up rather noisy passenger, ans
in the hearing Of all exclaimed, "Sir, one
OF two things you must do keep still or
leave the boat p The tipsy passenger
walked clear around the great captain, EYE.
ing him all over and then said, "Captain,
one of three things you must do: work
more, eat less, or bust.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
Wine or Life.

The great Blood Purifier and Delicious Drink
WARMERS VINUM WIFE, OR WINE OF LIFE, is
free from any poisonous drugs impurities, being
prepared for those who require stimulant 1t is a
splendid appetizer and tonic and the finest thing In
the world for purifying the blood. 1t is the most
pleasant and delicious article offered to the pub
ic far superior to brandy, whiskey, btters or any
other artcle.H is more healthy and cheaper. Both
male and female, young DID, can take the Wine OF
Life 1t is in fact life preserver. Those who wish
to enjoy good health and free flow Of lively spirits,
will do well to take the Wine of Life. 1t is different
from any thing before in 1t is sold by drug.
giss also at all respectable saloons Price One Dol
lar, in quart bottles.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
DYSPEPSIA.

WARMERS DYSPEPSIA TONIC is prepared ex.
pressly for Dyspeptcs and those suffering with habit
ual Costiveness. 1t is slightly stimulating tonic
and splendid appetizer it strengthens the stomach
and restores the digestive organs to their healthy
state--Weak, nervous and dyspeptic persons should
Warmers Dyspepsia Tonic. For sale by Drug iss.
Price One Dollar
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
WARMERS
Pile Remedy.

Warmers Pile Remedy has never failed (not even
In case) to cure the very worst of Blind,
Itching or Bleeding Piles Those who are afflicted
should Immediately call on their druggist and get
Warmers Pile Remedy. 1t is expressly for the Piles
and is not recommended to cure any other disease.
1t has cured many of thirty years standing
Price One Dollar For sale by druggists eyerYMhere.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
EMMENAGOGUE.

WARMERS EMMENAGOGUE Is the only article
known to cure the Whites, Ut wilcurein every case)
Where is the family in which this important med-
cine is not wanted? Mothers, this is the greatest
blessing offered you and you should immediate
ly procureit. 1t is also sure cure for Female IT.
Irregularities and may be depended uponi every case
where tho monthly flow has been INSTRUCTED through
cold or disease. Sold by druggists. Price One Dollar
Or sent by mail receipt Of One Dollar and Quar-
ter Address GIG State ST., chicago.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

AMONG the l2O students at the Michigan
Agricultural College, are nine young la
dies, who spend three hours per day in
manaal labor, under the direction of Pro-
fessor Tracy, of the Horticultural Depart
ment, said work consisting in the main of
green house ayocation, sowing garden
seeds, cutting potatoes and killing bugs.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

John Wheeler, d. D., for twelve years
President Of Baldwin University, Berea,
Ohio, has been elected and accepted the
Presidency of the Iowa Wesleyan Univer-
sity.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

TuRNIPs.-It is surprising that the round
fat-commonly called English-turnip, SO
palatable and nutritive, is so seldom found
on many of our farmers tables. 1t must
be that the farmer does not understand
their worth and the small cost of raising
them and we recently heard farmer say
they did not cost him more than 3 cents a
bushel and as feed for stock they are
fully equal to potatoes, and from an acre
you can get 500 bushels Of turnips if they
do well, while the yield Of potatoes would
not be more than one-half as much. The
white turnip may be asuccessful crop after
wheat has been cut. Sowing among corn
as is adopted by some farmers, is not ia.
vered by me, as it prevents the corn ripen-
ing and filling out.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

The SWEETEST GRAPE.-A committee
were appointed to test the saccharine pro-
perties of several varieties of grapes at the
meeting of the Vine Valley Grape Grow
ers' Association, held on Goth October, 90.
The committee report that in every in
stance the sweetest grapes were from the
vineyards having the highest altitude
They used Gecheles must scale. OF seve-
raj samples of Isabella the highest stood
at IS; the best Catawabas at 90 the best
Concords at IS, Diana at 90, Iona at 81,
and Delaware lO7. According to this ex-
pertinent it will be seen that the Delaware
contained the most saccharine, standing 10
degrees higher on the scale than any of the
other varieties.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20

Fan Flirtations.
Fan fast-I am independent.
Fan slow-I am engaged.
Fan with right hand in front of your
face-Come on.
Fan with left hand in front of your face
leave me.
Open and shut-kiss me.
Open wide love.
Open half-friendship.
Shut-hate.
Swinging the fan-can see you home
Fan by right cheek-yes.
Fan by left che ek-no.
To carry in the lefs hand DESTROYS Of
getting acquainted.
Carry with handle to lips. l will flirt
with you.
BEAUTIFUL ExTRACr.-When the sum-
mer of our youth is slowly wasting into
the nightfall of age, and the shadows of
the past grow deeper, us if life was on its
close, it is pleasant to look back through
the vista Of time upon the sorrows and fe-
licities of years. If we have home to
shelter us, and friends have been gathered
by our firesides, then the rough places Of
the way-fariDg will be worn and smoothed
away in the twilight CT life, while the sun.
ny spots we have passed through will grow
brighter and more beautiful. Happy in.
deed are those whose intercourse with the
world has not changed the tone of their
holier feelings.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
Because

They are the best cOmbina-
ton ever made.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
Why

Is it that DR.. Roback's StOm.
ach Bitters increase in sale
every year?
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
Because

They know the ingredients
of which they are made.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1870-07-20
w nv
w nv

Is it that Physicians use
and recommend DR.. Ro-
backs Sugar-coated Blood
Pills?
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
To Females.

When female 10 in trouble, or afflicted
with disease, as weakness of the back and
limbs, pain in the head, dimness Of sight,
loss Of muscular power, palpitation of the
heart, irritability, nervousness, extreme URN.
AIRY difficulties, arrangement of digestive func-
tons, general debility, vaginitis, all diseases OF
the womb, hysteria, sterility and all other
diseases peculiar to females, she should go or
write at once to the celebrated female doctor,
W. X. Doherty, at his edical Institute, and
consult him about her troubles and disease.
The Doctor 10 effecting more cures than any
other Physician in the State of California.
Let no false delicacy prevent you, but apply
suferings and premature death. Married La
DIES, whose delicate health or other circum-
stances prevent an increase in their families,
should write or call at DR.. W. X. Dohcrty' .
Medical Institute, and they will receive every
possible relief and help. The doctors Offices
are SO arranged that he can be consulted with.
out fear Of observation.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

MORTON CLAIMS TO BE SENATOR
Some weeks ago the President app BID
Senator Morton, 1T Indiana, Minister to
England. The appointments was one of
the worst that could have been made, and
was not endorsed by the intelligent mem
bes of either the Democratic or Republican
parties. This fact, however, had no weight
with the I" loip Senator. He publicly an
nounced the acceptance Of the mission, and
the day of his departure for the Court Of
st james vas fixed. But an unexpected
event has trsnspired. The Democrats have
carried Indiana, and . Democratic Legis.
lature viii elect United States Senator to
succeed Morton. To avoid this, and defraud
the people Of their rights, Morton now
throws up his Ministenhip and announces
his determination to go back and take up
the discarded Senatorship. He could not
hold the position Of Senator aud Minister
both At the same time, and when he ac-
cepted that Of Minister he resigned that Of
Senator. The fght at tho polls vas with
especial reference TO his successor in the
United States Senate. The Democrats
won the victory, but now It i to be stolen
from them by Morton and his party. He
resigned the position, and the pesple yir-
tually accepted his resignation. IN honor
he cannot claim the Senatorship, but Nor
ton nor radical leaders do not lot honor
interfere with the accomplishment Of their
'schemes.-Stocktow Repx5licon.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
ADDRESS
10 TIE
NERVOUS AND DEBILITATEU
.e
WH0SE StfFBkfN0S HAtf BEEN
PROrRACrID from HIDDEN CAUSES
. 3, 10 rr b..
"a AND WHOSE CASES REQUIRE


IF you are suffering or have suffered, from
i. involuntary discharges, what effect does it
produce upon your general health Do you
feel weak, debilitated, easily tired? Does =
little extra exrtion canse palpitation of the
heart? Does your liver orurinary organs, or your
kinneys frequently get out of order2 II your
urine sometimes thick, milky or focky, or IL
it ropy on settling? Or does q thick scum
rise to the top? Or 10 . sediment at the bot
tom after It has stood awhile7 Do you have
spells of short breathing or dyspepsia ? Are
your bowels constipated Do you have spells
Of fainting, or rushes Of blood to the head? 10
your memory impaired? Is your mind con-
stantly dwelling on this subject? Do you feel
dull, listless, moping, tired of company, Of
life ? Do you wish to be left alone. to get
away from everybody? Does any little thing
make you start or jump? Is your sleep bfokea
or restless? Is the lustrc Of your eye as bril-
liant? The bloom on your eye as bright7 Do
you enjoy yourself in society as well? Do you
pursue your business with the came energy
Do you feel as much confidence in yourself?
Are your spirits dull and tagging, given to
fits of melancholy? Ifso, do not lay it to your
liver or dyspepsia. Have You restless nights
Yourback weak, your knees weak, and have but
little appetite, and you attribute this to dys-
pepsia, or liver complaint?
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

~A fascinating youth Of Louisville
was reoently very badly sold by the matron
of the Kentucky State Prison, in whose
daughter'he seemed to evince . very strong
interest while travelling in railroad ear.
Thinking that tho Irritation had eoStinnsd
long enough, she suddenly changed her
seat to the side of the young man, and
Whispered ii his ear: "Sir, you an 4 total
stranger to me, bat feel it to be my duty
to warn you Of impending evil. That young
hdy 3aSs out 'cf the State Pxs6s.~ a
passenger got Of It the next station.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
O\A WOW Ewev W\IMk,

that those bold, defiant, energetic, perscvering
successful business men, are always thoso
whose generative organs are in perfect health
You never hear such men complain Of being
melancholy, Of nervousness, or palpitation Of
the heart They are never afraid they cannot
succeed in business they don't become sad
and discoursged they are always polite and
pleasant in the company Of ladies, and look
you right in the face-none Of your downcast
looks or other meanuess about them. do
not mean those who keep the organs inflated
by running to excess. These will not only
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
NOW, READER,

self-abuse, venerial diseases badly cured, and
sexual excuses, are all capable Of producing
weakness Of tho generativo organs. The or
gans Of generation, when in perfect health,
MAKE THE MAN,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
Neafsnm j aal he Sdus.hsld.
$azafl0llg..,sqA
~

- We respectfully solicit contributions to
this Department Of our paper. Our farmers,
aud their wives, might contribute much for
their nutsSl bens6t If you make aussfnl
discovery in tillage Of the soil, the culture Of
any particular crop, the care Of stock, or any
osh9 sut1ses - i1tsrDt, give - the psrtieu.
lars for publication. III ...s
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
RUIN THEIR CONSTITUTIONS,

but also those they do business with or for.
How many men, from badly cured diseases.
from the effects Of selfabuse and excuses,
have brought about that state of weakness in
those organs that has reduced the general sys-
TEN so much a. to induce almost every other
disease
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
Ldiocy, Lunacy,
. Paralysis,

spinal affections, suicide, and almost every
other form Of disease which hume nifty 10 heir
TO, and the real cause Of the trouble scarcely
ever suspected, and have doctored for all but
the rtget one. ,r,N ft * l-r
Diseases Of these organs require the use Of .
Diuretie.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
DR.. ]. n. RoUNDTREE,

DR.. J. n. R0UNDTREE,
BOISFORT, w. T.,
without the Use Of Calomel,
tu Or xeresry ia any Form, nS
Will hold himself in readiness to attend, as "a
Eclectic Physician, to such as de-
sire his services.
CERTIFICATES.
CLAaUAro, LEWIS CouHfr, /
January Is, 1869.
Dr.. JAMES RoUNDTRsE Dear Sir: With pro.
found gratitude I send you this statement
certifying that You have, as an instrument In
the hands Of Divine providence, arrested my
hasty progress to theegrave, and that by the
terrible, lingering death by cancer. In very
short time after placed my case in your
hands, both myselfand friends were astonish.
ed at the result, and in a few weeks I was
thoroughly cured of the dreaded cancer. You
are at liberty to publish this if you wish
hoping it may fall into the hands Of some suf
feriug one, who may know where and to whom
to apply to be cured.
Gratefully yours, ETC.,
MRS. s. A. DAVIS.
We the undersigned are acquainted with Mrs.
s. A. Davis and know that the above state
ment is true, and cheerfully add our names
I'D. CLINGER, J.P.,
JNO. T. BROWNING, P. NJ,
H. N. STEARNS, County Auditor,
L. A. DAVIS, Mail Contractor.
OAK PoIxr, T. W, Nov. II, 1868.
For the benefit Of the solicted, I do hereby
certify that in the year 1865, was cured 0
bad cancer, by Dr.. Roundtree in shor
time, which have every reason 70 believ'
was true cencer of. the severest kind, tn
circulating pains Of which had become al
most insupportable, and it was growing yer.
fast. would certainly recommend such a
are thus afflicted, to apply to him without de
lay, ss have full confidence in his skill t
cure them. MRS. NJ. J. McGREW.
Boisfort, April 10, 1869. 23:tf
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

Every young doctor must get on If be
only has patients.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
To Correspondents.

Patients finale or female) residing In any
part of the State, however distant, who may
desire the opinion and advice Of DR.. Doherty
in their respective cases, aud who think prop
er to submit q written statement of such, in
preference to holding personal interview, are
respectfully assured that their communica lions
will be held most sacred and confidential.
If the case be fully and candidly described,
personal communication will be unnecessary,
as instructions for diet, regimen, and the gep-
remedies) will be forwarded without DELAY,
and In such manner as to convey no idea OF
the purport Of the letter or parcel SO transmit
ted.
CONSULTATIONS by letter or otherwiseFREE.
Permanent cure guaranteed, or no pay. Ad-
Dress
". K. DOHERTY, ND,
San Francisco CAL.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19
SpeFmQtOFrhOea.

DIR. DOHERTY has just published an i'm.
portant pamphlet embodying his own views
and experiences in relation to Impotence or
Virility being short Treatise on Sperma-
torrhoea or Seminal Weakness, Nervous and
Physical Debility consequent on this affection
and other Diseases Of the Sexual Organs.
This little work contains information Of the
utmost value to ell, whether married or single,
and will be sent FREE by mail on receipt Of
SIX CENTS in postage stamps for return postage
Address w. K. DOHERTY, N D.
San Francisco, Cal.
October 8, 1867. 4S:tf
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

PRIVATE MEDICAL AID
Quick Cures and Moder
ate Charges.
DIR. ". Z. DOHtKTH's
Private Medical and Surgical
INSTITUTE. M
y opposite Pacific Mail Steamship Co.'S OF
~ Private entrance on Leidesdorn-st. %
Established expressly to afford the Afflicted
Sound and Scientific Medical Aid in the
treatment and cure of all Private and
Chronic Diseases, Gases Of Secre.
cy, and all Sexual Disorders. .s
.i To the AFFLICTED ,r
Dr.. W. X. DUHERTY returns his sincere
thanks to his numerous patients for their pat
ronage, and would take this opportunity to
remind them that no continues to consult at
his Institute for the cure of Chronic Diseases of
the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and
Genito-Urinary Organs, and all Private Dis.
eases, viz; Syphilis in all ito forms and stages
Seminal Weakness, and all the horrid conse-
.quences ofself-abuse; Gonorrhea, elect, Strict
ures, Nocturnal and Diurnal Emissions, Sex.
ual Debility, Diseasesof the back and Loins,
Inflammation Of the bladder and Kidneys, etc. =,
aud he hopes his long experience and success
full practice will continue to insure him share
Of public patronage. BY his practice of many
years in Europe and the United States, he Is
enabled to apply the most efficient and sue
ressful remedies against diseases Of all kinds.
He uses no mercury, charges moderate, treats
his patients 10 correct and honorable way,
and has references of urquestionable veracity
from men Of known respectability and high
him. by letter or otherwise, will receive the
hest and gentlest treatment, and implicit
| seciecy.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

1@To boil meat to perfection Il should
be done slowly and in plenty ofxater. As
the water beils away add more, hot water.
If boiled too quickly the outside Of the
meat becomes tough, asd, not allowing the
Aest to pesstrats readily, the inside re-
mains raw. Boiled meat IL the best for
invalids. rsaa ,.sass sesa -s~,,e,t ia 99.a-I :
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

CMARIoffx PupDfNd. Remove the
crust from losf 81 brssd, Dip in milk and
spread the slices with butter. Pare and
cut the apples very thin. Lay the bread
IN . buttered dish. spread over the apples,
sweetsn and favor with the juice and era,
ted rind Of . lemon. Bake till the apples
are tender.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

TO ROAST GoosE.-Chop s few sage
leaves and two onions very fine. mix them
with = good 1eup At butter, = teaspooofal
Of pepper, and two Of salt, put in the goose,
then split i, by i down aud dust ii With
Hour; when il Is thoroughly hot, haste Il
With nice lard if It be large one, it will
require An hour and . hall, before good
clear fire; when it i done enough, dredge
and basic i, pail out the spit, and pour in
little boiling water. r I'M
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1870-11-19

PROTECTION OF LEAD WATER PIPES
D.. Sehvsrs, Of Brsshu, notes . .yfmpls
method Of pFotectins had pipes from the
action Of water, BY forming on the inside
surface Of the pipes an insoluble sulphide
Of @eaA GEhsaperaties which il ever
simple one, consists 10 filing the pipes
With, . waxm M csusentntsa 1solueiee of
sulphide Of potassium or sodium; the So
luton b left In contact with the lead fSr
about fifteen minutes. o.'.sreaI 2 ',l,'f I
The weekly Ottumwa courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1857-1872, 1870-04-07
HASH.

Sentiment ior temperance host" Drinl
to me only with thine eyes"
Fritz says that at the lecture the othel
evening, the audience was so quiet thai
you could hear bed tick.
Which is the largest jewel in the world;
the Emerald Isle.
"Gentlemen of the jury, have you
agreed? What is your verdict ?''-" W.
find the prisoner not guilty--if he'll leave
town"
What should clergyman preach abodt!
About II minutes.
Suffering from wet groceries," is the
polite name for drunk,
How can goose stand on one foot? Try
it--that's the way the goose found out.
An Ohio Dutchman, in view of the new
and stringent law against profanity, has
very cautiously addressed letter to mis-
brother at Amsterd- IN.
The most improbable Improvement we
ever heard Of was the Pennington Canal,
which never afforded but one dividend
and that WAS one summer when the direc-
tors mowed the tow-path and divided th g
hav.
Mary Russell Milford, in one of her let.
terra in 1920, said Il write merely for re
floors if could get as much for that
healthier, more respectable and feminine
employment"