The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1870-07-02
News from Exchanges.

Inere, TO the great disturbance OF his |
digestion, when his girl proved false.
New Orleans courts have taken up the
cause of mothers in law by binding re-
calcitrant husband in 81 900 not to object
to living with his wife's mother.
| A talented youth at Key West charms
rattlesnakes out of their holes and about
his neck, and makes practice of carry
ing scorpions and wasps in his sleeves.
The new Sunday law closed the front
doors of all the saloons in Cincinnati two
weeks ago, and Crackers" were obtained
at the back door at the cxorbitant price
of fifteen cents each.
In Jersey, recently, the lightning
struck young man dumb, and it wasn't
the Jersey kind either, but the real elec-
trio fluid.
Tobacco poultices and chloroform saved
the life of a Savannah man who had been
bitten by rattle snake of twenty-five
summers, or rattles.
A York State girl of spirit couldn't
stand her fathers reprimanding her, SO
she placed herself beyond his jurisdiction
with bedbug poison.
Impecuneous bloods in New Orleans
capture rich wives by exhibiting lottery
tickets, and afterwards claiming to have
drawn the grand prize.
The anatomist who discovered new
muscle in the human body has taken out
a patent, and no one can use the muscle
without paying royalty.
An Indiana husband advertised his
wife as "leaving his bed and board," }" and
then applied to her for the loan of a
dollar and half to pay the printer.
Refusal to sell dark maiden soda pop
has brought a disloyal druggist of New
Orleans before the Court. That's one of
the efervested rights of the amendment
Gov. Alcorn wants the marriage fee in
Missouri to be put as low as possible for
the ''sake of morality among the amend
ments."
Chicago youths amuse themselves by
J tossing stones out of chamber windows,
and one of them successfully killed a
young lady recently.
A one-legged vagrant at Elmira (New
York; routed a posse of police officers
with his wooden leg, which he unshipped
, and used as knock-down argument.
A Western lady is writing in favor of
limited marriages, for given time, rang
ing from one to three years. with privi-
lege of renewal by mutual consent.
An Indiana editor deprecatcs the
prevalent habit of killing and eating
t robins, and says he would as soon eat a
slice of Parepa Rosa on toast as to eat a
robin. Tender-soled cuss, amt he?
e Over a hundred young ladies are at
t present reading law in the various States
; of this Union. Probably they will all
/ become mothers-in- law one of these days.
. An Iudianian has just hung himself,
having been married year without any
: divorce.
The canny Scots of Edinhurg wouldn'i
let Schneider dance the can-can in their
theatres
: English grocers use chromate of lead
to an almost fatal extent in the adulter.
alton of sugar.
!. The father of Buffalo murderer late
!. ly hanged, has died of grief and shame
at his cons untimely end
p liberation Of the stomach and death
& resulted from an Englishwomas's swal
t lowing three sovereigps.
Playing the tray for low has induced 8
New Orleans seven upper to shoot his
!. antagonist, the other evening.
;. An Illinois croquet club has broken uT
!, on account of one member croguetine
another's head off, with his mallet.
!. Fashionable Lisbon is enraged because
d tho king has decorated ballet master
q The handsome Julian wants to run fol
Congress as the independent woman's
{, candidate.
!. Corporal punishment caused a young
9 woman of Maryland to drown herself IL
q she canal.
= A cotemporary says s'hot weather il
close at hand ~ 1t isn't near enough tt
feel it, yet.
g Hetty Robinson is said to be the lady
q speculator who recently made the raie
d on Reading.
n Wisconsin gentleman sat downon bee
l. hive the other day He regrets thu
It thinness of his trowsers.
A savage donkey has avenged the
. wrongs of his race by trampling boy tt
! death on an English common.
), A London criminal has been impris
q oned three hundred times. He ha
\ spent forty years and eight months il
IF confinement.
The lightest wagon ever made, it il
said, weighing only seventy seven pound
y eight ounces, has just been manufactur
7 ed for Mr.. Louis Loriilard.
!, A fashionable lady who resides i
New York, it is said, goes to Paris ono
a year to have her face enameled, an
y pays $3.50 for it.
i The exports of wheat, including -four
since September /, 1869, from Ncy
le York exceed siyteen million hueboI.
Grant aud Aomand, two passenger
= from New York, were lately arrested .
% Port au Prince. Hayti, having severs
70 millions of dollars, of counterfeit none
q in their possession, and viii be put /
death.
Samuel Wood, while riding ont wit
e young lady near Virginia City, Nevada
'e on Tuesday evening last, was met b