The Winchester journal. [volume] (Winchester, Ind.) 18??-1920, 1870-06-09
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.


"What's in name?"-letiers Of the
alphabet.
Admitted to tie New York bar-gin
and milk.
What an asthmatic artist can draw
"a long breath.
DIR. Hawkins, a blind chemist Of
Philadelphia, invented soda water in
1872.
Anna Dickinson's reported quarrel
with her intended is styled private
rehearsal of "BreadeIs ahead"
William Cullen Bryant styles Trini-
ty Church, New York, THAT mistre,s 5
of mighty revenues"
"Put yourself in his Place." dra-
matized by the author, j. To be brought
out by John Clarke and Edwin Booth.
AgaSsiz intends visiting Fort An
cient, Warren county, Ohio, this sum-
mer to MAKE scientific explorations.
4 susceptible negress died of fright
i'm Sardis, Mississippi, from seeing the
elephant.
y Colorado editor plaintively pleads
-"Gosh dang it! send us more girls. =
The San Francisco school marms
are going to visit Gotham.
Out and in. Prince Bonaparte has
been in liquor ever since he got out of
prison.
a young New Yorker has recently
welded his fathers motEer-in-law. IN
a New Orleans steamboat man has
blown out his brains because his salary
was too small.
A st. Louis paper AYERS that mans
death WAS caused by information of
the BRAIN" That isn't fatal this way.
Horse racing is dying out in Virgin
ia, and the Richmond papers mourn
the degeueracy of the times.
Hartford or New Haven-which
shall be the capital? is the question
among the Connecticut legislators.
Seventy cases of Chinamen's bones
were lately shipped from San Francis
co to the Fiowerly Land.
a Connecticut inventor has patent
ed an improvement Oh pennies for
dead mems eyes.
Root, Hogg and Dye were three
names on a Wilmington hotel register,
one day last week.
A Chicago man was so mad at find
ing one of his employees in his store
when he ought 10 have been abed,
that he felt compelled to shoot him.
There is an infatuated native in In
dia who has sat cross-legged on a pile
of sharp stones for seven wears, sup
posing it would improve his spiritual
a young man who didn't get any
invitation to a party in Minnesota,
interfered with the pleas
ure of the gatherin by exploding a
can of powder in the cellar.
A cotemporary says: "The peculiar
of George Wa>hing.on's I
as represented in the new
postage Stamps, is only to be account T
eel for by the fact that the gum is
placed on the back of h head"
The Providence Journal appropriate
ly Says of the Mcfarland affair, 'it
were well, if the whole affair from be- |
to end, could be blotted from
forever"
A New Haven druggist is having /
some artificial teeth made to replace t
his natural ones sent skyward by an |
explosion of h Is soda fountain.
Mace and Heenan are TO travel I
the country, this summer. /
and show how it was done at New |
under n canvas. An elegant |
tent has been prepared for them.
The Japanese have no hack drivers
to quarrel with. They travel in can
gos. a cango is little bailding, like
nm inverted hen coop with the Stats
knocked off, in which man sits like /
q wedge.
In view of the fringes, cords and |
braids that are used to make up ladies' +
dresses now a days, would it not he /
proper to say the lady was elegantly /
upholstered" rather than dressed?
Greely says he can't rem ember that /
It ever occurred to him "that it was +
desirable to prove the conductor Of
some other journal a knave, a fool, a /
hyDOcrite, or a r1flian." Very likely,
but he has often made the assertion
without proving it.
Jefferson, you say?" was the re-
mark of p. Green while complement
ing the portrait on ten cent stamp.
Jefferson, That don't look no more
ike Joe jefferson than ii does like
ne.r
4 fashionable tailor of Pittsburg has
been sued for obtaining money under
ralse pretenses, failing to make suit
IF clothes fit.
"a Pennsylvania bachelor" thus
70 q. ftor lnxalI. Hrnrnan. o. i'm Oh