The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1870-07-13
Written without pains or expense, for TIL
Daily News.1
wan No ABOUT cRIKEIs.

tNoTE.-Privit en- c~onidenshull. You
ma think the heddin a plagiarism, but i
ashure you its stricktly originel.
I start onto mi task with menny quams
Nv unesiness, not caus i don't no enuff
about mi subject but becaus i ma fale 2
tel it ritely. i hev slept onto EN- end
with en-; i hev eet onto EN- end with EN-;
but as tn singin | never Guild git the rite
pich; end hey cussed onto EN- end with
em-thats WHARF got the best NV EN-, i
Guild beet EN- boiler at that gain, espech-
lily es mi hart wus into til wusnt cussin
EN- fer fsim.
In different localities crikits vari; sum
NV EN- is very gentele behaved, but most
ly tina amt. An infallowbil rool tn de-
teck EN- is tibet tina is allus hungri. hev
node EN- tn etc forteen times Their waite,
end then di in the angwich okashuned bi
noin tibet sum liter waite he'd beet EN- tn
the next saigbush; but ez a rool, / cant sa
tina di nv angwich-at leste it cant be
sed 2 be a eppydemik.
Tha Is abourt the kulur Nv a man an
bruther, tho l hev sene EN- the kulur ov
evry relashun i've got; tina is about wun
/ insh long and varis in width accordin ez
tina etes; tina hez 2 four fete and fore
hine Inns, and a tale about ez long ez
tina is, and stiff ez a horn end sharp onto
the point-thare mouth is ez big ez tha-
sells wen opin, smaller when closed; tina
chaws tobacer, err at leste tina spitz like
it. thare gait wen travlin IL q hop step
an jump, ez Virgil classikally renders it:
n us ha%mmondibus,' or accordin to
Zenophon in the greke, 'stupelo, stu
peso, step too far i hev he'd it dispewtid
tibet them related to crikits, but mi an
ser in tibet kase allus IL; then wat in the
name nv the Mormum poligamy mot
| polyglot) bible duz it alude luther al
luz bringes EN- up standing-nuthin like
logik when we want to cunvinse a Teller.
Ez tew thare verasity, l can't So, but
tharo vorasaty | kin 50 it liz wurthe a bet
ter kaws. A friend nv mine wunse went
owt to shet a gait, solid oke, tn inshes
thik, wen he laid onto that gait mari a
| solitery crikit wus in site, but Jest ez he
reched fer the latch he felt somethin
drop, but it wusn't the ZACH; it wus the
iren hinges; an old lop cred crikit wus
spittin owt es distasteful, bein the re-
mains nv the gait; and singin loudly, he
flu along tn the tn feet gait poast to git a
bite with his bretheren-but, alassi that
poor crikit wus dumed to dispintment.
He dropt his wings to lite, and he fell
onto the grownd and like 2 a busted his
self; that gait poaste wus etc up intirely;
nary a spec was left.
2 prevent them chawin up thare tvs,
the rale rode company hes to put up the
tariff to 10 Gems amid, they cant trayil
by that line-who kin? But tina takes
owt their spyt, tina holds convenshuns
an draus lots, wy lots, is n meke name
fur it, tina draws ~millyuns to harry cary
themselves fur the kommon gud. Them
poar deluded crickits wat is drawd, clims
onto the rail and rappin up in their to-
gas tina sings thare deth song so morne-
full, SO sollim like, while the iren horse
ez if impashent fur the ~slawter, rushes
on-rushes on-well he rushes on, dis
poot it eff u can. But them martyrs
sets thare cule and delibrit rushin ON tn
Their deth-no, the iren horse rushes ON
tn ther deth. But Their mus be a end to
evry thing, and Their is sure an end tn
them rush, the emrailed martirs makes
with thare life blud q slippry trak tibet
no iron hors kin kepe his fete on, and
then the monstir deth Gums 2 a stopp.
lit wood kure you nv the rumatiks 2
heer them s~urvivin crickits laff at the
konfushun Nv that INSTRUMENT NV deth es
1t bios of, an on, rings, Misses, izzis,
sans the trak, colleks, and bios of steam,
whissels, rithes, splurgis and ~xsausts,
trise tn cum butt kant. / hev heerd of
l aarraofo has, - .~oA H. A..
turnil parant cudnt rekugpise If she
shud sea it; butt l ashure yew them
crickits muther cudnt see thare emanes
evin If she shud Recognise them. In
clozin wud AZ tibet u wud not mingle
the crickit with the 'grashoppir set on a
sweat tater vine, 4 SO 4th. The ming
lin biznis amt gud fur crickits.
Crikitally thine,
T..