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Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

Abs5lnts Divorces legally sls.ines m Fer Terf.
I-dinan. 11rcis snd 6flsf state. 81 rsr~urs frsn
asy sfrfs Or C5unfrr, l-Esi ereryrhsrs; ds-rticr.
1rurf1r ness r1n-I1rprTf etc, u1ci.1f rsust -
rlrbiirtf, - rharrs uuffl dfrrrus tfs1 tnsf A
VIA re-. BssiDsrs zsfsllIshs1 an.er Fssrs
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Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

8B-Rev. S. b Davenport, the Pastor of
st. Matthews Paris Protestant Episcopal
Church, Dallas, who has been absent at
Galveston, iii attendance upon General
Council, for come time past, returned home
on the afternoon. of Thursday last we are
happy to say in good health. Hereafter he
will hold regular services in his church.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

WASHINGTON, Juno 24.-Deih6-
cratic members have issued an ad,
dress. On the Legislatures elected
this year nearly ono-third Of tile
u. s. Senate depends. Tho charac-
ter the next Congress depends
upon tho fall elections. They have
strong reasons 10 hope for n favor
able result. They beg their South
crn fellow citizens not to risk loss
by clcctihS PERSONS who cannot take
the test oath, or are under disabili-
itics imposed by the 14lh and 10Th
amendment. They will certainly
be excluded.
A fill congressional committee
has been appointed.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

E@A new iro-siory building, Try feet
front, seveniy-h7e feet depth, is arranged
for ~ Mrssrs. Jordan & TeHniscn. 70 70 rP
On he Iot Easi-South Etsi corner Of the
Tublic Sqnnre.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

Frrrf tisousand hunsn beings ara srrnally ssc-
fihced this continent, hr The 81 scouree Of Con-
sumption. il i net re1souabie 70 esk, nv such =
loss Of life ard SIMPLY anserrefs b neeiecting
the prsncnitDsy sFmrfcrr- q disssse, Witch ce1H
b crrti IN every ihstsnus - ffs ~ q M4HS-
DLE-s frCrcRAL BALM Tor sslc W an drus
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

RELIGIOUS NOTICES,
rri.is, Gs.fs.snss,

fFiaiis SsafsFsnss'
-a4trr q ~ - srAErrsia NEfrisas "a "a FAa7
as nisT4isN.
s-,ss.. fiTruit-luig saa snl 49, -.
n,ii,. l'iTrnit-lais ssh spa lee-'t nritsi,
\. Kirufy C'Egsil-lzis lsis Ata i''A-.i s-.---
D,,,ss si.tisu-Iuls ssFs 80 siih-si Dallas
ns1a,uT Missisl-luiE snth sni sisi-sl NA>i
49, 1ir,uii-AsEusi isih apa liIh at nsHisn,
p.ii.. rolsIrd ChsTse-Aususi lih-A h'st
~ Nm, Q, YOUNG, PHsiaius RISER
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

eV-Wc are indebted to that indefatigt-
Bile milkmau of Dallas, Mr.. L. 7. Hayes,
for a late Kansas paper, Mr.. Hayes is not
only q clever "milkm man. but clever ''man'
without the "milk," but had 10 drink a
great deal of milk 10 become man.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

BJ- We Would advise all parties wiiu
have any idea of building 10 go TO Field
Bros and price their ready made Window
Sash, Doors and Blinds, for we ore con-
vinced that they can sell them great deal
cheaper than the Same articles can lie ftadt
for; here. t i2:tf
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

Tho. cyclash of % pretty girl is
the only lash THAT nian does not OBJ.
icct TO have laid on his shoulders.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

bS-Aues cotton -arsht8ss- 3 b. Ioc
fusi. = going " IN Nain street. near ibe
fssef - ise fr-. e Cis.k Bryan
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

Chewing gum Is liiado at Poddct,
Mass, Of gumarabic, rosin and
coarse fat. The following, wo be-
Iictc from the Independent, will be
Interesting to girls who keep their
jaws wagging by gum power:
"Any kind Of fat, even that Of
dead dogs, h used in Tie hanufiG-
turc, and when all the ingredients
are placed in boiling kettles, small
quantity Of the liquid from water
closets is put in to Wilton the gum"
When this fact is known, girls have
u perfect right to chew gum if they
want to.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

pa Scr, in our advertising columns The
@Nouiiion" Of Thomas Z. Purneli, United
States Marshal ~rafs
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02

AUSTIN, June 25.-Senate.-No
quorum, Dohoncy being absent, the
Radicals say it is intentional. Do
honcy's frichds deny it, saying his
absence is Unavoidable. No iuftlicr
dcvclopcmcnts. :.
HoRse.-The Southern Pacific
Railroad bill was engrosscd, and tho
Trans Continental passed. The pros
poet ola disruption of the Senate is
good. The Radicals are uneasy and
evidences of backing down are ap7
parent. Davis still urges forward.
Flakes Bulletin.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02
trlr. nnr yoar roel. fr0n IIsyns..
s,i,Ithey Come!

\ large stock o. Furhl'urs Of all sihi'
AMI qualities Also, large lot OF TIE
celebrated capilOlA Stoves Just received
aud for sals BY CLARK s BRYAN
july2iaf
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02
40 ,YEHE g'sIEss.EC.

VByIlE UNDERSIGNED respectfully an
4 nounces to the public, that he is att
tlori1el by the Magistrates 81 Ddlas coun-
~ to cstray Stock taken up anywhere in
The county. GEORGE ". RECORD.
June II ttFt "9lda
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02
INDALEAs COUNTY.

80 ACRES, John Grigsby Grant, Abstract $50,
IL LIST class mile East " DallaG-fne timber.
80 ACRES, Southwest corner Of u. y. Andrews
y / Do Grant, Abstract II, I'D class, miles
Northeast Of Dallas-Prslrio aud In cultivation.
n N ACRES, Southeast corner Of Joel Roberts Glo
on Grant, Abstract 2S5. Sd class, miles South
OF Scyeuc- Post Oak timber and sandy. .
70 ACRES, West cad Of Patrick McCavy's $50
DO, Craft, ABSTRACT 5,p,6 miles Southeast Of Dali
las on hast bank Of Trinity-Gnc bottom timber.
Ctn ACRES, granted Aaron Stokes, situated
O1O about mi es Southeast from Lancaster.
= T, ACRES, granted to the San Antonio aud
| > > Mcxicau Gulf Railroad, situated about Is
miles Northeast nom Daltsi on tito wctcre OF Mud
dy Creek
$50 ACRES, South hall of the section
Patented in the name of WIN. Ilowerton, situated
,,n,t. IN u,iias Soutl of Dallas.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02
GEORGIA HOME INSURANCE
~ COMPANA.
ofcoup-sts. EksRGI
Asset. Ban. .. 1870. s,os.osr a..

-. BnzENAx Prsds,,a
D. +. WILCOX. S-rrei.ry-
Prtf-1tt iusurei rzsii,si is-- 90 8-nf=- =. Sire
. .'saiisti- r-ss.. I'ss-~ trsuifiy s.Fursi rdd
paid
2 GcIfsvr f--
e ffrs. -s-s e -s.-.f 8 ST. r- tl
frl5 ~ras- El.as I.zss
Tr.a t.rr
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02
~ MOhsIruF VI IhsFsHNF
,aishsd US with the following
Reenpitulation


oT TuE ASSESSMENT hoLL OF DALLAS
couNfr ron 1870.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02
EAND AGENCY.

Real Estate ofeted for sale can bc registered In
our Office and no fee charged u!essa sane is effected.
A m-mber OF the firm will always DO IN readiness
to show the lands offered for sae by u.s. TO parties
desiring 10 purchase. We. guarantee perfect titles
In every instance Immigrants and others desiring
homes will find II to their interest to call on us be-
FIRE Purchasing. Below will he found an attractive
liar of lands which We oer In lots to suit purclas
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02


100 ACRES, situated on the waters
Of Elm Fork about II miles Northwest from Dallas.
l6O ACRES, situated OH Beaver
Greek, abont 10 miles West of Dallas.
22OACRES of the section Granted
TO the Heirs Of Tenrick Belnlise, situated about IL
1 miles West ofDaas ON the waters Of tho West Fork
of Trinity.
~ ACRES, lying on both sides of
Mill Creek, within tho Corporate limits of Dallas,
known as the Nayior place. Blocks SO and 81, on
Main Street, within thrco Blocks Of tho Courthouse:
this is one OF the best improved places in Dallas and
Is The present residence Of Judge Burford.
2I3 l-3 ACRES, John Slower Grant
! situated about II miles South dSo Est, from the
town Of Dallus.
I5l-5 ACRES, Situated Ia Dallas
County Texas, on tho waters of Rowetts Creek,
about lisi miles North no East, from Dallas, known
as survey No. 2l5 u, and patented to II. Van TaSsel
[ 46AERfS, situated in Dallas Coun-
ty, Texas, on Rowlctts Creek, 1871 miles North go
East, from Dallas, known us survey No. III ID, ana
pdiented to II. Van Tassel.
27Al-2 ACRES, situated in Dallas
County, Trsas, on. the waters OF Rowlctts Greek,
about II miles North 509 East, from Tsilas, known
'yey and patented to W. W. Peak Assignee Of Eliza
beth Crockett
10 ACRES situated about 81 miles
South 500 West from the town OF Dallas.
INTHE TOWN OF DALLAS.
OTIS No. 4, a, II, 20, % and &c, In Block
Ia 80. To
ID LOCK No. l37, known ms Smith, Murphy Mar
ID Inns addition.
4 OTIS No. ., g., and s, in Block M. &C. Well
AZ improved, with residence and all necessary out
buildings.
Dallas herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1849-1873, 1870-07-02


800 ACRES, Richard Plickcns, Grant
by Assignc, Abs ract -, 3D. class, on head waters
OF Brushy-6ne Prairie.
ISfI-2 ACRES, John Williams 49,
Grant by Assignee, Abstract 459, I'D class, on East
bank of Trinity Just below the mouth of East Fork
| lint bottom timber. e..
$40 ACRES, Granted to Il. D. Wilson,
situated about miles East from the town Of Rock
WILL
IN Ellis COUNTY.
$40 ACRES, John c. Dickey Grant
by Assignee, Abstract I77,3J class. on head Of
Onion Greek, 4 miles South 4lo West from Wax
abachie-fne Prairie.
J2O ACRES, Granted 10 old Vanpool,
situated on Onion Creek, about IL miles from Wax
shachie.
100 ACRES, part Of the T. d. May
tract situated abbtt miles East from Waxahachie.
In HILL COUNTY.
9l7 ACRES. Nathan Dougheriy' s
Grant by Assignee Abstract 49, ID class, "a miles
North Of uillsboro-ine Prairie.
32O ACRES, Wiley Former, 81 class,
s miles North Of IIillsboro-fne Prairie.
In DENTON COUNTY.
$50 ACRES, on the waters of Elm Fork
OF Trinity river, patented 20 WA Ferris, Septen-
Der 20, 1851, BY virtue Of Tom Toby Scrip No. PIG,
issued December 20, 1885.
~ IN COOK COUNTY.
$50 ACRES, situated on the waters oil
Elm Fork Of Trinity, abou, miles Sonth l6' East
from GAINESVILLE, located and patented by virtue Of
preempton Scrip No &c, issued by the CLERK Of the
County Court of Cook county, Texas, Feb. 3, 1851
$50 ACRES, situated on Clear Greek,
about N miles South $50 West. from the towu %
Evansville known survey No. 10, by virtue VI land
Scrip No. l6-Zls.
I'm TARRANT COUNTY.
5gS 40 ACRES, situated on the head
waters Of Deer Gre K, about. 1ei4 miles sputh O.
West, from -oit Worth, patented TO The Heirs Of
Jos A. Gil. !. .
340 ACRES, situated on the Grand
Prairie. sbonf IL miles North z5o West from Fort
Worth, patented TO the Hcirs,of Jos. A. Gill.
3A2 ACRES, situated on the waters Of
Mountain Creek, about II rufles south 10 East
f.on Fort worth, patented 10 the Heirs Of Jos. A.
IN COLLIN COUNTY.
$50 ACRES, Of the Heirs Of William
Saunders. survey 1920.
LIN HOOD COUNTY. .5.
93O3 ACHES, sitnated on the Brs10s
River. including the rnrufi. II fl.s Polnsey.
98o3 AcRES, sitpsted on The Brnzos
River. miles abors fbe r5outs II tbs roiuscy.
Tor further information call At cur. enc. West
ode u the Puiiic Spar. Daiiss. Tess.
BGBTORD. coon JORDAN.
my :. Ir7n-sisf
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05


before life was extinct. This being ac-
complished the cross was set upright,
and the fuel, consisting Of bundles of
straw, piled up about him TIL he was
no longer visible, Torches we're now
thickly applied att several points at
once, and the flames leaped in an in
stant to the top. enseleping the confused
form in "a fierce flame. An instant
more and the cloud of smoke, which
was hanging Ike pail over the scene,
was lifted by the breeze, and The black
ened and charred remains of the cul-
Prit became visible. Not groan or
cry was heard, but his feeble life must
have passed away almost instantaneous
ly in the midst Of the fierce fame and
suffocating smoke that had enveloped
it, though only for a moment. The
body was left for three days exposed to
the passers-by, as is the custom.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

FROM NoRA.-O! you say you are
lonely without me, that you sigh for
one glance of my eye; you're blar-
neying always about me-O! why
don't you to papa spply? You men
are so very deceiving, l can't be
lieve aught that you say; your love
will only believe in, when my jointure
is made out au fat. This trash
about eyes, voice and glances, may
do for miss in her teens; but he
who to me makes advances; must
talk of his bank stock and means.
You beg me to go galayanting, to
meet you at the foot of the lane
with kiss, tool why, man, you are
rantingl do you think that I'm wholly
insane2 When you WOO 3 young
lady of sense, sir, don't whine about
sorrow and tears; it's matter of dol
lars and cents, sir; no tale of 70
nance interferes. o! poverty is not
at all funny (my style ! will never
coneeal), il l can't get q husband
with money, o! I'll live and die Nora
O'Neill 5 or E551
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05
A Hard Story.

A Philadelphia paper says: There
is a doctor in the northwestern part OF
this consolidated city who is especially
remarkable for being, as the women
term it, "short and crusty."
A week or two since he was called
to visit patient who was laboring un-
der severe attack of cheap whisky.
"Well, doctor, I'm down, you see
completely floored. I've got the tre-
mendous delirium, you know"
"Tremens, you fool! Where'd you
get your rum?"
"All over in spots; broke out pro-
miscuously, doctor"
"Served you right" :.
Father died Of the same disease; 1t
took him under the short ribs and car
ried him off bodily"
"Well, you've got to take something
Immediately"
you're a trump, Docl Here, wife,
I'll take nip of old rye"
"Lie still, you blockhead! Mrs. b.,
if your husband should get worse be-
fore return, which will be in an hour,
give him a dose of that trunk strap;
maybe that viii bring him to a sense
of his folly"
The doctor sailed out graudly, and
within an hour sailed in again, and
found his friend of the tremendous de-
lirium" in a terrible condition, writh-
ing and struggling with pain. His
wife, female Of the kind but ignorant
school. came up, and laying her hand
on the Doctors arm, said:
doctor, gave him the strap as
you directed"
"Did you thrash him well?''
Thrash him?" exclaimed the aston
ished woman, ''no, l cut the strap into
hash and made him swallow i'll"
"Oh, Lord, doctor!" roared the VIC
tim. II swallowed the leather, but
but"
"But-whst?"
81 swallowed the whole strap, bul
Pm darned if 1 could 60 the buckie?
The doctor administered two bread
pills and evaporated.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05
Demonstrated Piety.

A pious old clergyman. while wend.
ing his way to church one Sunday
morning, caught sight of the two sons
OF one of his parishioners going into
the woods, evidently for the purpose Of
hunting. Feeling certain that any
thing ike direct remonstrance with the
young gentlemen themselves would
scarcely turn them from their ways.
he waited until after preaching, and
sought the old gentleman their father.
After recounting the Circumstances of
meeting Billy and Sammy as he had
done, he closed the appeal By inquiring
why they had not been brought up in
the fear of the Lord?
"Fear Of the Lord, parsou--fear OF
the Lord? Why they hey! They're
so 'feard of Him now they dassent 90
out on Sunday without double bar'Pd
shot-guns on their shoulders"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05
THREE momENTs.

Then WAS it written in the sky.
And in the stars above, $3.50 z.
That but three moments should be given
To me for life and love-
One moment for us to meet, Iia-
And ons to part, and then
One moment for . rainbow dream,
To melt in tears again.
Yes, thus twas written in the sky,
Twas thus the stars decreed,
And We, far parted, wander on
Wherever those stars may lead.
But there's happy distant land,
Where the bonds Of fate are riven.
And there We two shall meet sgain,
Beyond the starry Heaven. AKA 8
49, .,g. From the German.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

~ At one of the recent concerts
at the TuilIeries, "one of the most
beautiful women of Paris attracted
much attention by the Empress con-
versing with her for some time, and
on her return to her seat all eyes
were turned upon her. The lady,
accustomed to this homage, thought
it was as usual paid to her charms.
But suddenly she discovered thai
one of her beautiful eyebrows, made
of felt, had dropped in her lap, and
that this it was which attracted SC
much attention. She tainted, Of
course, snd no doubt viii take better
care in future of her fixipgs.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05
Speech of zachariah Spicer.

On the question, (which enjoys the
greatest amount of happiness, the bach
elOr or the married MANI"
Mr. President and gentlemen, ! rise
to advocate the cause Of a married man.
And why should 1 not? / claim to
know something Of the institution-I
do. Will any gentleman pretend that
l do not? Let him accompany me
home. Let me confront him with my
wife and seventeen small children, and
decide. ..s. .....--
High as the Rocky Mountains tower
above the Mississippi Valley, does the
married man tower above that of the
bachelor. What was Adam before he
got acquainted with Eve? What but
poor, shiftless, helpless creature?
No more to be compared with his af-
ter self than a mill dam to the roaring
cataract of Niagara! Applause.
Gentlemen, there was time, | blush
to say, when I was bachelor; and a
more miserable creature you could
hardly expect to find. Every day l
toiled hard, and at night l came home
to my comfortless garret-no carpet,
no fire, no nothing. Everything was
in clutter, and in the words Of the
poet, E77o-ea o. s-f1i
"Confusion was monarch of all surveyed.
Here lay a pair of dirty pants. there
dirty pair of boots, there dirty play
bill, and here pile of dirty clothes
What wonder took refuge at the gam
ing table and bar room. found it
would never do, gentlemen, and in a
lucky moment l vowed to REFORM
Scarcely had the promise passed my
lips, when knock was heard at my
door, and in came Susan Simpkins after
my dirty clothes.
"Mr. Spicer," says she; "I've washed
for you six mouths, and l havn't seen
the first red cent in the way of pay
ment. Now Iwould like to know what
you are going to do about it,
felt in my pocketbook. There
was nothing in it, and | knew it well
Miss simpkins,' y said I, "it's no
use denying ii, l havn't got the stamps.
/ wish for your sake / had"
'erhen." said she, promptly, 81 don't
wash another rag for you"
"Stop," said 1. ''Susan, L will do
the best 1 can for you. Greenbacks |
have none; but if my heart and hand
will do, they are at your service"
care you in earnest?" says she,
looking a little suspicious.
"Never more so," says l.
"Then," says she, "as there seems
to be no prospect of getting my pay
in any other way, guess I'll take up
with your Offer assn
. Enough" said l.
We were married in a week; and
what's more, we havn't had cause tc
repent it. No more attics for me, gen.
tlemen; | live in a good house, and
have somebody to mend my Clothes
When. / was poor miserable bachelor,
gentlemen, used TO be as thin as q
weasel. Now I'm as plump as pork
er. q. ,ssat lrE T4r .a
/ In conclusion, gentlemen, if You
want to be a poor, ragged fellow, with
out coat to your back or shoe to
your feet; if you want to grow old be-
fore your time, and uncomfortable gen.
orally as hedge hog rolled up the
wrong way, l advise you to remain a
bachelor; if you want to live decently
and respectfully, get married. I've got
ten daughters, gentlemen, [overwhelm'
ing applausel and you may have your
pick.
Mr.. Spicer sat down amid loud and
continued plaudits. The generous pro
posal with which he concluded secured
him Eve sons-in-law.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

har 4 young maa recently went to
the banks of the Danube for the pur.
pose Of drowning himself. He laid his
hat on the ground, when a soldier on
guard shouted, ''Fall back there, or
III shoot you" The young man picked
up his hat and rapidly ran away
Death by shooting was not in his
programme 80
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

re- Irresistible was the invitation
of the rustic maiden to her swain
"Come over and see me; we have q
new lamp at our ho1se, that We can
turn down, down, down, until there
isn't scarcely bit of light In the
room"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

Rr "Go away" says Muggins,
"you can't stuff such nonsense into
me. Six feet in his boots! Bah! no
man IS lives stands more nor two
feet in his boots, and no use talking
about it. Might as well tell me the
man had six heads in his hat"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

~ At Danville, New York, dog
chased a cat into house and on to .
red-hot stove. The cat tried to escape
by climbing up the stove-pipe, but fell
back into pan of boiling water, and
the lady Of the house, in trying to
rescue the cat, was bitten and will die,
and the cat has died, and the dog
ought to die, or any other dog or cat.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

@ A young man at Keokuk, Iowa,
wanted to find out how girl unhar-
messed, SO he looked in a bedroom
window. A pistol happened to go of
about then, and he has had the head
ache since. The ball was extracted
from among his ideas, and be now
says when he feels like finding any
thing of that kind out again he shall
marry.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

~ "Why do you call me birdie.
my dear?" inquired a wife Of her hus-
band. because" was the answer,
''you are always associated in my
mind with BILL"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

E A woman at Ashland, Ohio, has
just coughed up fshbone that she
swallowed over forty years ago. She
said if she had known where It was.
she would have coughed long ago.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

E They say an Idaho girl puts on
style because she cleans her teeth with
the butt end of blacking brush. She
says she was brought up to be neat,
and don't care what folks think.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

E A young lady, examining her
class at Sabbath school, asked, .'What
is the pomp and vanity of this world?''
A little girl, looking up in her face
very innocently. replied, "The flowers
in your bonnet"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

@ "Hould on!" said Patrick as he
stood looking after the departed train.
motioning it to stop. "Hould on, ys
murthe:ing stame ingin; yez got a
passenger aboard that's lift behind"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

E A young lady's letter to friend
closed: "But / must stop, for here
comes a Soph who parts his hair in the
middle, and wears a moustache that
pricks dreadful"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

H "Hurry, Mamma" said q little
innocent with his cut finger, "hurry,
its lesking."
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

"a "Can you return my love, my
dearest Julia?" Certainly; I don't
want il | am sure"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

E Tipping in Oshkosh is called
'holding communication with disem-
bottled spirits"
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05
HOTEL.
DUFOUR HOUSE
GaIIiPOlis, ohio.

VNHE undersigned has leased the
L DUFOUR HOUSE, formerly occupied
by James E. Richardson. This House is sit
uated at the upper end of the Public Landing
Front Street.
The House has been thoroughly renovated,
and supplied with new Furniture, de-, so
that it is now second to none on the River.
Mr.. DUNN, being one Of our old Hotel
keepers, will give his personal attention to
the business, and promises his friends, and
the public generally, every accommodation
they can desire. JOHN DUNN,
- Proprietor.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1870-05-05

~ The milk of human kindness is
good thing, but it is getting to be
too much watered.