The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1870-01-20
IOURNAI4
THURSDAY. JANUARY 20, 1870.
VIII \ NJ

The largest rope in the world-Eu-
rape-
How to get a foOthold-Take a
ot-jaek.
United partnerships-A Chicago
arriage.
Food parlor game for the season
grting.
comfortable sheet to sleep on
sheet anchor
People who have an eye to business
Opticians.
High rent-Tearing a lady's dress
the shoulder.
Force pump-A dunner or an in
rVie~ing reporter.
a stroke Of ill-fortune-That which
l-ov you down.
The work of a master-Books writ.
2 hT 9 male teacher.
Snail-pox is always large enough
: those who have it.
Does q person lose his health when
me one drinks it?
Fast young men are sometimes
sc leopards-round in spots.
a romance of the middle agcs-An
d aids love.
Can not a gentleman properly have
black guard to his watch?
Labor is honorable, but there is a
'oa dealOf work in getting it up.
A figure that takes-That Of a
s1ioaable lady; takes lots of cash
5Upport.
L is better than presence of
iud in a railroad aecident?-Ab-
sass IF body.
Gan a woman who tells fortunes
ga a tea-oup be called a saucer
s2
Necessity does not justify theft,
u would a man Of bad character do
roug in taking a good one2
In carving fowls the point is to hit
ne Joints; but In carving a character,
ne Joints appear to be discarded alto
etaer.
There is q man in this city so care
ii about disturbing the quiet of
ther5 that he invariably goes into
be saburbs when he blows his nose.
l. Yankee editor says: 1.-THE
aarcl of civilization is onward-on-
1aeC like the slow but intrepid tread
# q lckass toward a peck of oats"
Prentice said one day last week,
hen a journal entitled the Morning
Gtriot was placed upon his table:
l have no faith in patriotism that
on'r last all day"
4 cid lady in the country wants to
nov if the Shoe Ely flies among
noes altogether. We have known
hoss to fly quite lively under cater
auliDg inspiration.
There is a fellow in Lo3kport
Ehose mouth is SO wide that he laughs
auo-Eaif of it at a time. 1t takes
lrecjsely fifteen minutes for the point
# q joke to get across the yawnlng
hasm.
Bsggar woman" Please, sir, give
ne penny to keep me from starv.
Gent-"Can't stop; in a grea.
Jury; I've got TO make q speech a
lie Society for the Relief Of tho Des-
itue."
ltf all the declarations Of love, TIM
moss admirable one was that which
5onng gentleman made 10 a yount
a6e who asked him TO show her tn
1ictare of the one he loved, whel
he Immediately presented her
Iirror.
There Is a man up town so NEAR
even at the present gift season tina
he won't give way to his feelings
ali The photographers say his coun
tsuance is too dark to take-excep
by a policeman. His wife Is mo
geuerous-she gives expression t
her opinion of him.
Why do you not admire my daugh
ter?' said a proud mother to a gen
tleman.
Because" he replied, 81 an n
Judge Of paintings"
But surely" replied the lady, no
- the least disconnected by this rud
detection. you never saw an angt
that was not painted.
a OUAKER's LETTER. -" Frieu
John: | desire thee to be so kin
as 20 go 10 one Of those sinful me
IN he flesh, called attorneys, and Il
him take out an instrument with
seal thereunto, by means whereof "
~ fGzY seize the outward tabernacle
Charles Green, and bring him befor
Friend Barnard, the Judge, an
teach him to do, in the future, as
woc.d be donGSS Thy friend"
A merchant. be y unable to lily
as comfortably as he desired, and
lie same time pay his debts, fail'
several times 10 business, and MAJ
a. gnments of his property. Final
~ died. Among those who hi
cause Il, remember him was Mr.. b
gbo meeting one of his neighbor
VA informed that Uncle c W
Ieai-had paid the debt Of natuI
MS that sop replied B wi
didn't he make an assignment
IN progress of the age is indicat,
by the aenmen Of Juvenile critics:
Ma" said a three-year old BIO
what Is Mr.. IS baby doing
He pointed to a chrome of "Magd
She's reading" said the mothe
No she isn't" responded Il
boy. IL,
theu?" asked the mother.
She's crying because Mr.
won't buy her any elothes!'
Last week a gentleman in this C
poriug over what to give a You
- friend, and at last decided
ia Re a ring. Now, my de
Fr.epi. wlas sort of a ring would y