The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1870-10-01

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Sharp shouisn-Athlng teeth.
u The letter 4 a iemalei The Author
The only industrious "1oaiers" are
The bakers
Welcome lines 10 he ladies' -Nascu.
lines.
In Montana, September 0, the noun.
hins were crowned With snow.
-Bpitsph for Gun Manufacturer -
Blessed are ,he piece makers.
AN article II apparel sometimes add.
ed 70 q lovers silt "the sack" Also "the
mltten."
When unmarried ladios get votes,
what will their rule be but Mlssiulef
The gentleman who went of on the
tenor OF his way Is supposed 10 have been
a member of an opera troupe.
During the month of August, 3i2,07t
letters were received at the dead letter
office In Washington.
1t Is said that, during the years Of
s~teamboating on Cayuga Lake, not one
human life has been lost by accident.
"A fox in Randolph, VT, is credited
with taking two hundred and fifty tur.
keys, twenty goslings, and a number Of
lambs.
Very few horses eat picked salmon
but we saw one standing the other day,
before a shop, with a bit in his mouth.
"A guest at Saratoga Is told of, who
was charged $50 for the washing Of one
of his wtfe's dresses, that only cost $2s
originally.
John Leighton, a Boston broker, has
been fined $500 for reporting his income
at $4,000 when 1t was $4,000.
"A Cattsraugus IN. " bridegroom
gave the clergyman a bogus check for
1857, and received back $32 in good
money.
"A Saratoga belle who dresses nine.
teen times a day, has gone into a decline.
80 has her father. He declines to pay his
notes.
The papers tell of a "blind man who
recovered his sight after marriage"
Quite likely, people often get their "eyes
opened when it is too late,
Are these pure canariess" asked a
young gentleman who was negotiating
for a gift for his fair. "Yes, sir" said the
dealer, co~nfdentially 81 raised them ere
birds from canary.seed."
The seashore of the State of Maine, fol.
lowing It's sinuosities, is upward of two
thousand miles in length. The length in
a direct line is only two hundred and
twenty-six miles.
"A lazy man accounted for the fact
that he could not rise early in the morn.
ing by saying that he could make up his
mind to rise early, but could not make up
his body.
Two convicts, by name Clark and
Joy, were on their way to Australia.
You have the advantage of me, Clark ;
you needn't look 80 blue" "Why have
II" asked the other, "Your being trans
ported with Joy"
"A passenger having hired a boat to
take him across a very rough stream,
asked the Irish boatman If ANYBODY was
ever lost there, mo-" said Pat ; "me
brother was drowned there the other
week, but we found him again the next
day."
"A short time since o Mr.. Knott was
tried in an interior county of Georgia for
a violation of law. The verdict of the
jury was; "We find the defendant Knott
guilty" The Jrdge was at a loss whether
to sentence or not.
The Johnstown (Ps.) Tribune SAWS
There is in the employment of The
Pennsylvania Railroad Company, neal
this place, a Waterman named Samuel ]
Hill, who has held the position seventeen
consecutive years. In this time he hs,
walked 63,S75 milea, or the distance O
two and a half times around the earth
and yet not been five miles away from
| home. He has not tasted a drop of in
toxicating liquor in that time, never beer
heard to swear, has not lost a night from
sickness in all that time, and his eyesigh
is as good as ever.