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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
Speeial Aotlces.

TEyHE GREAT AMERICAN REMEDIES.
The WORKS j. CHALLENGED to produce their
equni for the same purposes:
EgAzDM ngEgE The best NeTviue in the World.
AhHEIEa GA 81 T. Cures all Nervous Complaints
from any cause Stomach and Blood Purifier. A
Choice Tonic an0 Rubicaut As wash adjunct to the
bath it has equal As Nursery Wash it is natures
qreat avGrB and aid removes all chafing irritation,
is soothing. aud esves the skin suooh velvet No
man, child, (sick weu should go without
using it from daily to weekly in their wash or bath.
HONEY EsEsEE A neverfaiiing cure for Leucor-
EEGssEzs 4AEH rhosa aud all Female Complaints.
sure preventive and cure for all Seminal Complaints
and the CIerrb
UNIVERSAL HAIR GROWER g. 8 d
Heads. Stops hair from falling; beautiful dressing
and quick color restorative clean and harmless, and is
Excelsior.
II the above warranted in every case Retailed by
druggists at 5 and expressed by us everywhere. Six
b titles for g.. Address
CHEMICAL WORKS, Buffalo, \. Y,
4 II n -Mhalasala " Bltfalo.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

BRIGGS HoUsE.-We are pleased to call the
attention OF our friends and the traveliu o
pubic to the comforts and copvenience5
afforded at the Briggs House of Chicago.
Thus house having been recently reftted
throughout, and renovated generally. pre-
sents Inducements which can only be found
IN ID. hotels of the best class in the country.
The proprietor. MIR. B. H. Skinner. is a most
genial and liberal gentleman, whose pres
ence makes the Briggs a home to ali who
may favor him with their patronage Terms.
50 so per day
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
III ARK rs.

Our Readers cannot too carefully read the
advertisement of g Tubular Kerosene Lam
terms" The lantern is really wonder.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

THOSE who have used and sold the Star
Faucets for the past few years, cay that they
are the best now made. To keep your cider,
use the Siphonic.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

Statesmen and others wishing profitable
employment will do we'll to notice the adver-
tisement CT s. W. Kennedy, Of Philadelphia.
This ia a. reliable and liberal houso
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
L0R NansE@.

Sir James CIaEke'g Female Pills
These Invaluable Pills uufaiHng in the cure of al
those painful and dangerous diseases to which tbs
female Constitution If subject. They moderate Gil ex
csasssaad eza1Fss Constructions from whatever cause
TO MARRIED LADIES
Iney-t5 artienlary s1itea They viii in si,ort time
bEl1g ca the nCHthiy period with regLIIsrity, and
2lthous6 yer powerful contain nothing hurefut 70
tSostt1tlon In all cases Of Nervous and Spinal Afec
TONS Pans IN ths Back and Limbs Fatigue on slight
SLeTtlon- Palpitatlon of the Heart mysteries and
+" mites they VIII eject cure when all othsr nsans
nave ialie4 The pamphlet srauEd each package has
lut! airectloEs and advice, VIA b5 sent Eres TO al
"fltlng Tor It c3alad from observation.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
90 &ssss Sir james CARTS Female Pits a.. eo.s..
st1ety goUsEEgtyEIED. Tee genuine haze Tie a1ge of
- aysES OF stct package. AZ 7.ers t19r-E less
=. n all cases whsrs me GENUINE cannot be
2DI4las9 one bciars With Gftes1 cents for posbaRs
enclosed % Sas sole 'roprist JOB MOSES IS Cort.
ieadV y ~ insure bottle Of the gsn-
Hste SsTta Try tslt5, By rstur1 mail ssctrely
sItet from as knowledge Of trs contests
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

HpRLRUT " EDsALLs, leading wholesale
druggists of the Northwest, corno Lake
street and Wabash avenue Chicapo
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

JAMES Fl. FOSTER u Co., ISL Lake st., Chi.
cago, importers of ( reecb loading shot gUna
and Implements.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
ECsAL OFFER
Apple tons Journal
OF Literature, Science, and Art.
Reduced Terms for Neutrality-suspicious..
Persons not now subscribers to BPPLETONS' JOUR
NAL may obtain it for
TW q nr Q N r H S,
eight NUMBERs,) ASA
TRIAL SUBSCRIPTION,
Reduced Terms for Trial-Subscriptio

Terms for APPEFToN's JOURNAL, TEN CENTS per
number or Four DOLLARS per annum in advance
The special terms for Neutrality-suspicious.. which are
offered only to those not subscribers and for the
limited period named are at reduction of twenty-five
per cent from regular subscription price.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

WE HAVE used Joyes & Stratton's yeast,
manufactured at Chicago, and it makes the
best bread.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

SEA Moss FABINE from MIRO Irish Mos.
Tor Banc Mango. Puddings. Custards,
creams, DC, &c. The cheapest, healthiest,
aud most delicious food in the world.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
Read : he Eollnwing,
8y Consumption 3rough. Alnao
to the Grave.
EVERY DAY SUCH EVIDENCE AS THE
LOWING Is RE- ETVED SHOWING
GREAT VALUE OF ALIENS LTJN
BALSAM OVER ANY OTHER

HAMMOND, ST. OROIx, Co., WIS. July 20, 1870
MIR. ALLES-DeuT S r.: | thought would write to
You and let you knew what your great Lung Balsarn is
doing for me: Before ticking it [ was helpless; /
could only get short breaths coughing continually
was so sore lungs it nearly killed TO cough
and hurt TO lie down. got but little rest or sieep
lt was thought couli not live long, and thought my
tune on earth short and had it not been for your
Lung Balsan would soon have found my grave
have taken three bottles OF the Balsarn If
but little soreness st the lungs breathe essie-
cough only occasionally and attend to work. believe
that as much more IS have taken viii entirely cure me
Yours with respect, THOMAS CAROL
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
1oPhysiCiians
NEW YORK, August 18th, 1868.

NEW YORK, August 18th, 1858.
Allow me to call your attention to my i1tEPAR-
ALTON OF COMPOUND EXTRACT BUCHU. The
component parts are. BUCHU, Lone LEAF
CUBEBS, JUNIPER BERRIES.
MODE OF PREPARATION -Buchu, vacuo. Juni-
per Berries, by distillation, to form fine GIN
Cubebs extracted by displacement with spirits
obtained from Juniper Berries very little sugar is
used, and small proporti on of spirit. It is
paatable than any now in use.
Buchu as prepared by Druggists, is of dark
color. It is plant that emits its fragrance; the
action of flame destroys this Gts active principle)
leaving dark glutinous decoction, Mine is the
color of ingredients. The Buchu in my prepare
ton predonlinates: the smallest quantity of the
other ingredients are added, to prevent fermenta-
ton; upon Inspection it will be found not to be
Tincture, as made in Pharmacopes nor il it a
Syrup-and therefore can be used in cases where
fever or infiammst ton exist. In this, you have
the knowledge Of the ingredients and the mode of
preparation.
Hoping that you will favor 1t with q trial. and
that upon inspection it will meet with your appro-
baton.
With feeling of profound confidence.
-s.a-.rr. 1 am, very respectfully,
FL. T. HELMBOLD,
Chemist and Druggist of 1s Years Experience
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
PRUSSsNC's VINEGAR

Warranted pure. pslatsb,e, and preserve pickles
First premium awarded ST the D. S. Fair, Illinois
Stats Fair aud Chicago City Fair. Largest Works IN
the United States gs.Gbliahed 1873. OHAS G,
PRUSSlNG 5:fD aud aaI Ststs st-e-. eHiosse
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
No. 13e
SIMILIA STMILTBUS CURANTUR,
HUMPHREYS
gCnEG0P q TEErC sgEsCETT rg


BCEG02 q EEgE9EC ggziicss5EEFT ss
Have proved, RON te most ample experience entir
success. Simple Prompt Efficient and Reliable
They the only Medicines perfectly adapted popu
using them 50 aTass as to be free rom danger ant
50 etelent as . be always reliable They have rsset
Nos. Gents
/, Cures Feyers, Congestion IniIanmations 2;
.. Worms, Worm Fever. Worm Colic....... q
8, " C'Eying-COIIc, or TeethinE of Infants. .25
4, % DiarrheG of Children Adults. .2i
., :" DyscuGery, Gripping, Bilious Coic. -as
8, q" Ch0iera-IEoV5us. uting. .25
?, :" CoUghss Colds Bronchitis ..--.........-...2:
S. I" NEURALGIA, Toothsohe, Faceache, %
9, F" Headaches, Sick Headache. Vertigo. -25
20 Dyspepsia, Bilious stomach. .......... d
II, " Suppressed or Painful Periods .2t
Il, " Whites, too profuse Periods 81
Is, :" Group, Cough, Difficult Breathing. %
Il, ' salt I2beunis Erysipelas, Eruptions. .2E
H. IsheHmatisiD, Rheumatic Pains =. 2;
N re borea ,t IN IIzLS arith directions, cor
t2isiy double quantities EACH
same prices girsa beEolo.
I6, Fever and Ague, Chill Fever, Agues =. Il
II, Piles, Blind Bleeding. ................ 81
Is, 0pfIlaInly, and Sore or Weak Eyes. 80
49, CafaFrlI, Acute or Chronic, Influenza. 81
20, E" Nhooping Cough. Violent Cough. Sc
81 :" Asthma, Oppressed Breathing, .......... SO
e. 4" Ear Discharges, Impaired Hearing. 80
90 e" sceOfusa, Enlarged Glands, Swellings- 3
q, General Debility, Physical " eakness.. 50
., F." DroEsy, and Scanty Seoretions ,......... 80
70, Sea-Sickuess, Sickness from Riding. 81
q, IEidney-Disease, Gravel.
%, I" Nervous Debility - iniuaI Ennis
sTGus, Inyo pntayv Discharges .....!.. ! 81
%, Sore LEGufh Canker.. 81
80, Urinary EFes 5xness, Wetting Bed. 50
81 Painful Peri eds, with Spasrns. 80
81 =" SuGcrIHGs az change Of GO
80, " Epilepsy, Spasms. St Yitus Dance. i &c
81, DiDtheEjas liberated Sore Throat ....... 81
FAMILY CASES
Of35 to 60 large walls, MOROCCO or rose
weed case containing specific for
every ordinary disease n family is
subject TO- and books of directions no.
Smaller Family and TravelSne, cases with 20
10 - vlals-..-.. From So tc So
Specifies for al Private Diseases, both for
Curing and for Preventive treatment, in
Vlais ana POCKET cases from So 10 SO
POND'S EXTRACT,
Cures Burns. Bruises, Lamepcss, Soreness
sore Throat. spraius, F0GtiiciTe. Earache,
Neuralgia. Rheumatism, I.uni5agO, Piles
{4ssIigs, eose, Stomach or OF Piles, Germs,
Price, q e., so ocnts- PEntss Sfs00; QuRr9s
"a These Remedies, except PONDS EXTRACT
by the case or single box, sent to part of the
coustry BY mail or express free OF cha -ss receipt
OF the price
LETTERS MUST BE ADDREssrD
Humphreys Specific
homeopathic Medicine Company
Office and Depot No. So BROADWAY, New Yos,5
FOR SALE BY AT. DRUGGISTS
WHoIEskLE AGEErs.-E BpS L Son. F4arlburt
III; jerks Gordon st. Pau, MINI. Brown, Webfes
& Graham, st Louis, No.; fef<and. Shelley s &C.,
Detroit hch
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

A GOOD protection against misfortune-a
policy in the Wa shington Life
PBUssINa's Celebrated Cider Vinegar is the
bast in the nsrket. AK vonr grocer FOR if
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

DO not be deceived, you who want q good medicine
and desire Aliens lung B7lS1m" Do not allow
uuprncipled dealers TO sell you other Balsams. See
that you get ALIENS LUNG b ALSAki. and you will
have the best Cough Remedy offered the public, and
that will give 20 full satisfaction.
Sold at Milwaukee by 81. BoswoRTH Sons, GREENE
Il BUTTON, RICE i RISING, DRAKE BRoS., DoBAIBN
SCHMIDT : Co., and all Milwaukee Druggists
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

PRUssING's White Wine Vinegar is just the
thing TO keep pickles. Ask for it,
LACLEDE HOTEL, Chicago. $500 per day.
(raO1le better corner Madison and Canal Ste.
MONEY scent tiI Life Insurance in the
Washington is money saved.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

Bruises, Cracked Heels, Ring Bone, Poll EVIL.
Windgalls, Callous, SPAWN, Sweeney Fistula Sit
fast, External Posons, Scratches or Grease String
halt, Sand Cracks, Laneness, Strains, Foundered
Feet, Mango Horn Distemper, Garget in Cows.
Cracked Teats, Feet Rot in Sheep, and many other
diseases incidental to Man and Beast Thirty-seven
years before the American Public. Adapted to
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

family use. Having been often solicited to prepare
this Celebrated Oil free from stain, to he used as
common Liniment by families, we have ut length
succeeded in extracting the coloring properties
which have heretofore rendered it objectionable
This Oil possesses the efficient principles of that
prepared with the dark hnge, and will be found to
be one of the best Remedies for almost all purposes
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

AT the recent meeting of the Manches-
ter manufacturing companies, the accounts
OF one corpDration-the Manchester Print
Works-showed decline of twenty per
cent. IN the production of last year. The
sales were about So, 600, 000-over half a
million less than the previous year, and
the loss On the slles of goods during the
year upwards of S468, 600.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
FAMILY CASES

Of;i5 TO go large Walls, morocco rose
weed case containing Il specific for
every ordinary disease n family is
subject 10, and books of aiEectipns.....
From SO TO $50
Smaller Family and Travelling cases, with 20
" . NldAS.----- 1IOi1
Specifics for al Private Diseases, both for
Curing and for Preventive treatment in
xiaI - 49,. 80. trr-u y
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

Have proved, the most ample experience, eutir
success. Simple Prompt Efficient and Reliable
They are t16 only Medicines perfectly adapted to popu
lar use-so simple that mistakes cannot be madc IL
using thena harmess TO be free from danger,
50 etclent be always reliable. They have raised
the highest eolumendation from all, and viii always
render satisfaction.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
ca. U saTI.1T.0 IN

al afflicted with Cough or any Throat or Tunp
trouble should Aliens Lung Balsam without delay
d: n. HARRIS q Co, Sole Proprietors Cincinnati.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02
D GREAT OFFER f.
S25 A WEEK SALARY!

Young wanted as local and travelling statesmen
Business light and honorable. l have huDabuy
but really valuable little machine Address with
stamp r. Ii. WALKER, 81 Park Row, New York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

Is good for Rheumatism, Chilblains Corns
Whltlews, Caked Breasts. Sore Nipples Cramns
Bolls, Bites of Animals, Weakness of the Joints
Contrsctions OF the Muscles, Burns and scads'
FROST Bites, Painful Nervous Affections, Chapped
hands, Lame Back. Pain in the Side, Swellinos
Tumors. Tooth Ache, Old Sores, Hemorhoids. or
Piles. Flesh Wounds. Calls of all Kinds. sprains,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

Huulphreys1 specific
homeopathic Medicine Company
Office and Depot No. 552 BROADWAY, New Yo1,z
FOR SALE BY All, DRUGGISTS
WHor.EzskLE AGEErs.-E- BpS L Son, F5arlburt
Eoszit, Van S2laack, SteN ans & Reid. Chicago
HI jerks Gordon St Pau, N mn; Brown Webhe'
e Graham, st Louis, hio.; fef<ands Shelley & Co,
Detroit, Eich
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-11-02

Eminent for Nan and Beast, 81 years in ,,.s
SOFA ey ell Druggists. Large bottles, s1,oo; Med.
| iuna, 80 cts. Small. 25o.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-05-26

IIc ""f-,u WIS nl-CG 70 D. NerCler, lis
bid being the lowest
In connection with the awards made. |
beg leave to urge the passage of the accom-.
panying resolution.
Respectfully,
l.. I. DELASSIZE,
Administrator.
On this report, Mr. Delassize offered the
following resolution:
RESOLVED, That the adjudication by the
Administrator of Waterworks and Public
Buildings OF contract, under resolution No.
81, Administration series, for supplying the
Datienfs Of the InAAne Aavlnm Nth cIoth.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-05-26

The report was as follows:

The President of the Police Jury of Jef1er-
son parish, Hon. William Mithof, has laid
before me statement, in memorandum
form. of our relations with that parish,
which is substantially rs follows:
The shell.road on st. Charles street was
contracted for by the Police Jury, and COM
pleted on the seventeenth of March last,
and the portion of its costs the Police Jury
is held for is l,602. By recent act OF
the Legislature thlrteen-twenty-tiiths of the
assessed value of the parish is annexed to
the city of New Orleans by section -. In
said act the city assumes all the debts OF
| the annexed city OF Jefferson and parish OF
Orleans. right bank. In regard to the por-
ton taken from the parish of Jefferson
nothing is particularly said. 1t leaves to
Jefferson parish the collection of the tax for
| 1869; but the liabilities of the parish are
! 9.05l "a, beside the debt incurred for the
| shell road. Thirteen tweDty-ffths of
the $40, 05l "A are s9906 81; add to
this the whole debt incurred for shell road
s1l, 602, and it makes total Of sci 500 81.
OF this amount the portion annexed will re
imburse $50 so. which would leave u
balance OF S9S49 Al due the parish by
that part lately annexed to the city. When
| the tax was laid the action Of the l. g;sla-
ture could not be anticipated. By this act
more than one-half of the whole parish Of
Jefferson is annexed to the city of New Or
tee will fall now entirely upon the half lett,
which will largely increase the expenses
and seriously embarrass the police jury OF
Jefferson parish left bank.
They, therefore, consider it only common
justice that the city should reimburse at
least the entire expense of the shell road,
of which improvement the city will reap the
sole benefit by the increased value Of the
property in its neigbborhood.
The parish would De entitled to the
amount of taxation of the annexed portion
till March Is, which will be collected next
year.
Accompanying the foregoing memoran-
DUN is statement of debts due by the
parish of Jefferson left bank, also furnished
by Mr.. Mithotf. with notes by him, which
lay before you, and suggest the reference of
the whole subject to the Department of FL
nance.
ALFRED SHAW,
Administrator OF Public Accounts.
Debts due by the parish of Jefferson, left
bank, up 70 March l6, 1870.
Bonds due May, 1871. given in ex.
change for warrants. 81. $50 81
Two years interest, eight per cent 2l7 80
Bonds due now three years, issued
for he W levee on Graves place,
above keuEer. ................. LAO 90 |
Interest for three years, ten per
cent. -. ..........,...... ....,.. 342 90 |
D aso E prior to ?. 5s7o as .s s4s9
January l. tor current expenses
and criminal suits, costs. ....... 1919 50 |
Due assessment of Metropolitan
police. -. observation-disclosures. 1854 10 |
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-05-26
CITY CONGREGATIONAL
REGULAR MEETIN Il.

CITY HALL, NEW ORLEANS, /
- MAJ "a 1870
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-05-26

DEPARTMENT OF The WATER WORKS.
and Public Buildings,
New Orleans. May a. 1876
To the Council of the city OF New Orleans:
On the seventeenth instant, in the
presence of his honor the Mayor and the
honorable Administrator of Finance, |
opened the proposals for repairing, white
washing, ETC., the Insane Asylum, and also
for Supplying the patients Of the Insane
Asylum with clothing, etc.
For reDairiup white wa sLjpo etc the
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-05-26

ton arose, the benefit which the city has
derived therefrom, aud the power of the
Council to recognize an equitable indebted
ness. contracted in the absence OF a COM
pllance with the provisions Of law.
have the honor to be,
Very respectfully,
GEORGE S. LACEY,
City Attorney.
On motion of Mr., Shaw, the message and
correspondence were spread upon the
minutes.
Department Reports.
Administrator West reported five Or
dinances and resolutions, and requested
that they be laid on the table subject to
call
Agreed to.
Administrator Shaw presented the follow
ing report:
DFrARrnF Ncr OF PEP, pUnI,c Acco1yySsTs,.
To The Council of the City Of New Orleans:
have APPOINTED, subject to your appro-
val. the following persons. with the monthly
SALARIES set opposite their names:
Deputy Administrator cfP ub,ic Accounts
John Calhoun, s4l6 663.
CleI ks-E. Gauthier, $3.50; E A. Populus,
Jacob lieser, john J. Obeil.nder, Eugene
Luscy, Ut. LIautaud, B. II, Watkins, J. De-
lavigue, AID Victor D.. De Maine, each 500;
W: b ot!th and J. O'Brien, each SIS.
book-keepeTs-George Wood, $500: L.
Tureaud. si66 60S; Z. G. Unlnorn, 500.
Messenger-J. A. K. FRANCOIS, S50.s
Under the ordinance authorizing provi-
siouai appointments by the several Admins.
traitors, | appointed an adeo nate number of
Investigators and Clerks for The revision of
floating debt claims, examining and report
lag upon The affairs of the late cities OF AL
giers and Jefferson, and making out some
forty thousand tax bills under the Bletro-
poiitan Police and City Park laws; all
which work Is progressing or we'll
nigh completed. Among those employed
on this force are some SO competent aud
well versed IN CITY affairs that think their
services can be lily spared. Already the
city has been saved tens of thousands Of dol
lara by their skill in the detecting CT errors
IN accounts against the corporation. Az OBJ
jecss of investigation will continually arise,
l propose, in the interest of the city, before
the close Of their present Iabors, to recon-
mend some of them for permanent employ
ment.
ALFRED SHAW,
Administrator of Public Accounts.
The report was received and adopted, on
motion of Dir. Pierce.
Mr.. Shaw stated that he had further re-
port ON the condition of Affairs in jefferson
parish, which. as it was long, and entered
INTO detail, he would ask that il be printed
md referred to the Administrator of FL
lance.
Received accordingly.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1870-04-01
JOSH BILLINGS ON THE MULE.

The mule is half boss and half jack Ass,
and then kums to a full stop, nature dis
lowering her mistake. Tha weigh more,
akording to their heft, than any other kree-
ture except crow-bar. Tha kant hear
emmy quicker, no further than the boss, vet
their ears are big enuff for snow Shoes
You ken trust them with emmy one whose
life amt worth emmy more than the mules.
The only way tn keep them into paster,
is tn turn them into a medder jineing, and
let them jump out. Tha are reddy for use,
just as soon as they will do to abuse Tha
haint got emmy friends, and will live on
huckel berry brush, with an occasional
chanse at Kanada thissels. Tha are mod
ern invenshun, don't think the Bible eludes
tn them at all. Tha sell for more money
than emmy other domestick animile. You
kant tell their age by looking into their
mouths, emmy more than you kould Mex
lean lannon's. Tha never have no disease
that good club wont heal. If tina ever die
they must KUN rite tn life agin, for never
herd nobody 81 "dead mule" Tha are
like sum men, every corrupt at harte"-
I've known them tn be good mules for 6
months, just to get chanse to kick some
body. | never owned one nor never mean
to, unless there is a United States law pass
ed, requiring it. The only reason why tina
are pashunt is bekause they are ashamed
ov themselves. l have seen edikated mules
in SIRIUS. Tha would kick and bite
tremenjis Emmy man who is willing to
drive mule, ought to be exempt by law
from running for the Legislature. Tha are
the strangest creatures on earth and heav-
lest akording tn their size. I heard tell ov
one who fell oph from the tow path, on the
Fri kanawl, and sunk as soon as he touched
water, but he kept rite on towing the boat
tn the next station, breathing thru his
ears, which stuck out of the water about
feet inches; l didn't see this did, but an
ouctioneer told of it, and l never knew an
auctioneer tn tell an ontruth unless it was
absolutely convenient