The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-08-05
VARIETIES.

Queen Victoria has Il grandchildren
To Lady speculators-Invest in mar
rage lines if you get chance.
Ladies who do their own sewing may
be Interested in the fact that there are
30, stitches in shirt
The artist who stock lady" returned
her the ss me day.
The friends of Lola Montez declare tha.
she never had any children.
On the 22d FIRE at Virginia, Nevada,
consumed $4,000 worth of property.
A good deal of the false hair worn by
the ladies, is cut from the heads of con-
victs
A Maine woman has just confessed a
! theft committed 81 years ago. and made
restitution.
A rascally bachelor calls the friend
ship of two women always a plot agains,
third"
box possibly infants may get to be cryers
IN courts.
Laura De Force Gordon, the orator, is
lecturing on woman Suffrage in the State
of Nevada.
The Pottsville (Pa.) Niners' Journal
says that Guinea Hill bellies go to Jail as
summer resort.
An ''elegant eold-mounted set of false
teeth, was the prize in rattle at Ia
dies fair in Toledo.
Why is lawyer like sawyer? Be-
cause whichever way he moves, down
must come the dust.
The most bashful girl ever heard of
was one who blushed when she was asked
it she had not been courting sleep.
The author of sStone Edge" and Let
tiee Lisle" is sister of Florence Night
ingale. and the wife Of an English noble
man.
a San Francisco suicide left a sufficient
explanation of his conduct in the shape
of photograph indorsed, "a thorough
ty heartless yoinan."
Simon Cameron, of Pennsylvania is re.
ported to be worth sI0.OO0,O0O. He
Game TO Harrisburg as poor as church.
mouse and without friend to take him In.
-s.Fhat's very singular" said a Young
la1y to gentleman who had Just kissed
her ''Oh, we'll, my dear Miss" was the
reply. Il will make it plural" and the
villain did.
"A sportiye young lady says: eff the
course of true love does never run smooth
why don't they water it and roll it reeu.
larry SO many hours day until they get
the course 80 smooth that any donkey
can run upon it?''
ExpREssIvE.-We have seldom heard
any thing more thoroughly expressive
than The folipw'ny: During a dreary and
tedious se~sion of he Chainbers, Senator
saw q SPIDER swinging in the air. Poor
spider. BIC exclaimed, '-bow tired he
m asi 5t.ei'
DoUBrs.-At recent trial 10 France.
the foreman OF the jnry. placing his hand
on his heart and with a Voice choked
with emotion, gave III the following ver-
dict: .sFhc accused is guilty, but we have
our doubts as to bis identity"
ONLY.-Lonis Napoleon having order
ed the importation from Kentuckey of a
few barrels of old Bourbon for use In the
Imperial household, a Parisian Wit re-
marks that it is only the "spirit of that
name" that the Emperor likes.
The Empress Eugene is delighted
that her son will be able to make his first
campaign under the eye of his father
The Lady will probably be less transport
ed when she sees the warlike youth COM
ing back across the Rhine with mum.
Der of gigantic Allemanni after him.
The rentes" are the French funded
debt, the holders of which are styled the
renflers The government issues no
ponds but accepts loans from the people.
en1ering them upon its ledgers and pay
ing specified rate of interest.
A New England girl who had been
sought and won through letters by a man
ID Nevada, whom she had never seen
paid him visit over the Pacific railroad
and rejected him at once,-because he
Uas such little spud of fellow"