, 1870-05-08
JOSH BIILINGsPAPKRs.
Gna17

I don't kno All think it L very: diEca
thing ter be good injun up IN heaven, b.
tew come down here and be good intuo.
Just rataro the tight spot cuns IN .
FcrEiripG cur eEemys h1z the esIue fefzest
ing efqkt upon cur sou1s II it duz teW comics
| our Eins.
Whist laucntable cues ran IL, he pittyE hi
nabors misfortunes, BY calling them Judgment
from heaven. !
Wizs. men 20 thru this world az boys 50 t
bed IN tho dark, whistGng to shorten the dis
tacce. :
"1he gods help them ~ho help .hemselts.
Upon the aaue principle mankind praze tltos
who Praze tEenselfs-
Falling in love is Ike falling into naaI1assiss
sweet but dreadful dolby.
Hunters anG gamblers aye poor ekouemist:
they Hu tine, species ov game slat kant b
Good breeding L the art ov avoiding fam,
| 1iasity, and 1t the same time making .he cora,
| Fsay Satisfied witts Jou and p1ased with thezt
Isx be happJ..tske things ~ they Gun,
and lat them go jiat II they cuna-
1t takes Crate de1l o7 money tev MAKO 3
man laeh, but 1t don't take bu. little virsew.
:: It i the little thingsov this life that p1sgac
u.s.
Mas1s.te1a a1e plenty. elephants ekarse-
What 3n agreeable world this would be te*
live in il re could pump al the Pride aud sell
dahneBs out OF it It would improve it az
much az taking the fire md hrimstun ont ov
tie other world
Don't mistake p1ezzurs fcr happiness it Il
" entirely different breed or dogs There L +
. qatc deal ov e1quisitt p1ezzure IN happiness,
but there IL . gate deal ov pleZuro that haz
10 happiness u it.
There IL only one thing that kan think ov
now that Ike to see idleness IN, and that IL.
in molassiss-i want mi mo1azaiss s1o and
easy.
Experience haz tho ssme ctfekt On most
folks that age has On goose; it makes them
tuEer. t
'tsewins societys" arc generally places
where the vinmin meet to mp and Soup the
uaberhnod.
A lazy man IL one who haz 10 time to spare;
an Industrious man IL one who haz more time
to spare than he knows what to do with
It takes smart man to conceal from others
what he don't kno.
A lazy man alwus works harder than bizJ
one-the hardest work kuo ov IL to gEunt-it
IL harder to set still and fits flies than it Il to
git up and escape from them
It L very dif1kult tew kalkulate upon suck
cess, unless man Gets up for phool-in this
department hnv known hundreds to succeed,
cont1ary to tha1e a1pecktashuns-
I don't want emmy better evidence that .
man il phool than tew SEQ him culdTato ex-
cenuicitys-
The man who kan conceal hiz real karakter
when be Il drunk, or in pashun, has got a
giant karakteT-
have found out TINT happiness konsists in
working bizzy twelve hours, sleeping eight
hours, and playing chckurs four houra out ov
the twenty-four-
Mankind 1o7es niste.ya--a hole in the
ground excites more wonder than star in the
heavens.
"Experience is good schoo1master," but
reaRon IL a better one.
A Pedant IL lasnt phoo1-pedantry IL lit |
lie knowledge on parade -pedantg IL hEpo-
crasy, without emmy malice IN it.
All the good men in this world haT got the |
same kind OF religion, it Il only the dead
beats. frauds, and hypoEits whose religion
fiders.
Pride L looking glass, into which men
COX, and, seeing theuselfs. they strut, and
tick up their noze at other folks.
How on earth kan we trust man kind, or
Eoman kinds when there aint one ont ov ten
" them, dare trust themse1fs-
Ihare L kinds oy faith, faith ov the brains, |
bis nothing more than shrewdness-and faith |
v the the hea1t, this IL humility, haH sistar
0 virtew.
~ yin motifs one thing, all good takers are
Adversely IL goddess with frozen sniles.
II I had the privilege ov. making the Ele- c
enth Commandment, it would bo this-owe
Young ones and dogs those who are the t
ast able to support them, generally hav the !
Sum folks, aB they gro older, gro wizer
Ut most folks simply gre stubborner.
People trnve1 to learn most ov them (be- '
re they sta1t) should learn to travel
don't believe in fighting an sole1nnly
,aiEst but man gets ten fighting, am al
solemnly against his getting licked. After !.
sht is once opened, all the vntew thAre Il in :
IL to lick the other party. le
SANDER IL like the lin kiEtle tied to dorg,s | l
LEA very good kind oy kettle, 60 long a. it u
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