The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1870-04-21
HUMOROUS.

The bes: bread uan i. a baker.
Natures weapons-blade. Ct grass.
Hlgh dialogue in taloon-
The greatest composer-chioroiorn.
B.iss-plepty Of money.
A yomau's will-Won'tl
TIE to:tle ,rlck-Ss ing drunk.
Fla, falsehood-lyi /. q your back.
A law suit--xig, Sos. All b4nds.
All the rs.e-a nan il LisG teapsr.
4 ,or. never taken By storn-eou fest.
A fast team ,elm ;5rk il ILe mod
To remove naiDs hoa charae:sf-get
rich
Motto 10, the Periodic, or you Il be
done.
Natural siI>0.ophy-"Le.'s have &c
other gi.s-l
Bad ,as,e-prstty pound girls kissing
sl.ssers ehsiGs.s-
Somebody cal. baby tie Home Aeio-
dist.
Fishermeus earnings ere generally ne,
proceeds.
Capillary misunderstanding in love With
eLI.Bon.
Arc angels-our girls With the GEeeian
beGd
The Only organ vithoa. stops, is ! gos-
sips tongue.
4 poor nan is to be avoided-he lacks
prmc'pui.
What sort Of larceny is it to hook dresses!
Ii Rus, " sraui.
An oijec, Of insre,t-a zisl whose ia
tcress Is three thousand daijsgsa year.
A young m,n's affections are not 81
ways wrong, Dot they are generally miss
placed.
An exchange says Adam vas a mormon,
because lie married all the vgm.a III the
world.
Hold 3 pnppy's nose under the water
thirty minutes aud ne will never have she
hyurophoJ'a.
If the best man. faul.s were written ou
his forehead. j, would make him pull his
hat over his eyes.
If al the women went 10 Shanghai,
whore would the nen 70? They would 60
to Petin lreek I'M.
Many per-ons are 10 advance Of their age,
but an old n.s,i manages to be about ten
years behind hers.
4 critic says Of a famous singer that
she Sings t<~ airs aud puts on great
many"
The lady whose blood curdIed in her
veias. has ever since been very sour ia her
disposition.
The lash ,ba, man does 20, ohjec; to
have laid On his shouldcrs-the eye lash Of
pretty glfi.
What song mighta tail slim man With
p'opris,y sing 10 bis .ree.heaIt7 Love
me little, love ne long"
An old bachelor is +. traveller on lite 8
railroad, who has eatir.ly failed 10 make
the proper connections.
Lost--a ret calf His two behind legs
va. white. He was she calf Every
body ~ha, catches him sibs tree dollars.
"Roas, beef said boarier 20 waiter
How will you have IT. sir?'' "N ell
done, thou good and faithful servant"
A little girl hearing the remark that 81
people had once been children, ar,'e,.ly
inquired, Wy 10 took care Of the tsbies?'
A paper crjtici>ing a church choir, says
"lt's like Cr.tt wood In u stream, il drsg1
Oh the bars, yet don't amount to dan. +"
Madam, you say your son va, law
yer; had Il. much ptaefice?' Why, yes,
hp al
cigars.
70 increase the size Of your eyes-keep
= cheerful account OF al tho iuoary foo!
Ishly speh,, and add il up At the close Of
the year.
Watchmakers haven't sny right 70 con-
plain about stoS paying patrons. rs there
is good deal Of tick IN their own bust
ness
A young girl generally loses her fresh
mes. by MIN. ling with fashionable society
as bright stream does ty ninsiing with
the sca.
Let Us remove temptation from the
path 81 you,a, a. the frog sad uhea be
plunged iG,o the water, upon seeing = boy
PICK u2 ,ieue.
MAJ Ia New Orleans court Of JUS
ties. teips ,Ksmia.j .. 4 witness. vas
asked If be ~as tnsn III w,d'ock NO,
an.aer,d tie man, Il vs.. born in TeI,s."
Mamma, c.i,d 4 lit,'. sirl, rushing
into the loom, why am Ike tree?"
Mamma cannot guess, when the ht.!e Elrl
exclaimed, because have hubs, nam
ma.
4 lodging house keeper advertises 80
furnish gentlemen with plsa-ant aud com
Portable rooms, also one or two gentlemen
with wives.
Two twin brothers in New York are so
near alike that they frequently borrow
money OF each other without Knowing it,
AT a school examination young urchin
being asked why 1t was so warm in the
torrl1 zone, very promptly replied, "Be>
cause il is so hotl'
A Piusfcld, Mass. man lost hi. ham
mel. lie gave one Of his boys = sound
thlashing for losing it, Not long alter the
father found the missing hammer where he
had lett 1t. Never mind" said be, Try
ing 10 console the boy and his conscience,
"whippiags never come amissl'
A Cincinnati lady, who recently found