The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1870-06-30
KENT.
IcoRREspoNnENcE.l

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by Earlville and Stowe Corners i
getting up 4th of July celebration
have come down with the necessar
scrip, given the same to a committe
to make all arrangements, and the
present the following programm
which has been gotten up at huge ez
pense: aF-tr
GRAND PARADE OF THE SHoo-FLY
LAUGH-AND-eRow-FAT GUARDS, Jul
4th 1870. Bill of fare, copyrigh
secured.
The day will be ushered in by ex
press from the east at 3.45. Its adven
will be announced officially to til
city by councilman Keller ringin.
mayor Wolcott's door bell for Al min
utes, at the expiration of which tim
mayor will order Keller to clear out
AT 3 O'CLOCK the guards will form
in procession, in Main street, the righ
resting on carpenters horse, withou
saddle or bride, the horse to be loaned
for the occasion by old Davidson
The procession having formed will
march around town to the place O
beginning, where strawberry patel
will take place, in which all the mem
bers and invited guests join.
The procession will move in the
following style:
Music, by a hogumaguffy, eight pigs
in an octave with four boys pulling
their tails. Grand Marshal riding
two horses, the horses to be properly
peppered before being mustered into
service. The new Jail, supported by
Dave Longcoy and ex-nayor Stuart,
the same persons who supported it in
town council last year. The Kent
Dramatic Association, as they ap-
peared OH their return from Akron.
flanked by the Charcoal Burner. The
long-winded gentlemen who talk con-
gress to death 4 times a week, Horace
Greely on the lead playing on a patent
wind mill. Ladd Rockwell, sup
ported by those men who went for
him in the county convention, and
Ike Archer, as Judges for theoccasion.
The A. & G. w. Ry., steam shovel on
l platform, Standard and motto,
Root Hog or die.
Music by two hurdy-gurdys and
our tom. cats. Smut-machine from
MASSACHUSETTS, better known as the
ife in Boston, supported by a half
iozen boys and elderly gentlemen
With morals out of repair, Horace
ireeley's straw hat, the one now
worm by him. Persons desirous of
obtaining one to frighten cats with
an secure one by addressing 5 dol
ar note to George Brown. The A.
&. W. round house mounted on
lat car drawn by clothes horse and
horse chestnut, the ribbons will be
andled by Jack Smith. A gin mill
n platform, followed by 81 young
nen with their eyes bound in red, |
eads too large for their hats. Bar
eepers hung with bowie knives and
evolvers. The Uuion School build
lg on the backs of the tax PAYERS.
7hich is about all they can carry un-
er the present management.
MUSIC by a sick bass drum, its head
amaged by late fight. Kent milk
eddlers followed by barrel of chalk
nd hogshead of water, the former
add richness to the cream, the
tier to secure all unexhaustable
lpply, fanked by Satan bearing the
blowing motto" Chips of the old
lock, the devil looks out for his
Wn;" to be followed by a live tor
ado from Iowa, fearfully insane and
lxious to go on tear, has wind on
le stomach, kept in subjection by
dose of Doc. Morrils homeopathic
lis bottled in paregoric, The Fif-
enth Amendment ON wheels, f1anked
Women's rights convention on
OF. The Kent Fire Department
lth their new hook and ladder truck =,
llowed by. 10 boys with syringes
ID apail of water. This was designed
Hennefugle. & Co. The white ele-
lant, better known as the cottonmill, !,
i'll be mounted on Kershaw's now
g machine and drawn by live mule.
II further particulars enquire at the
l1etin office. L
The police department in charge of =
larlie Whitney, driving geese to .
und-geese wisely spend their time !,
kissing. The Fenians taking Can '
a, q. Francis Train making a speech Y
the benefit of Ireland, he putting +
proceeds in his own pocket. The :, =
ltan ofTurkey, to see this specimen =
turkey with the naked eye, the :,
ice is fixed at 80 cents, other turkey "
cents plate, list furnished at =;
anklin House, enquire of Jim Nc :, =
mara. :.
Eighteen thunderbolts and 81 yards =
lightning furnished from the sheet !,
II rooms of the Kent Dramatic ~ =,
sociation. After the procession j.
bolts will be used to give new
ks to the canal if Kent is willing. +,
yor Wolcott seated on unicorn, a .,
asol will be held over his head to =,
p the sun from spelling his mous- ri
he. Actors, and Actresses of the in
ut Dramatics seated on parnapus y. "
napus loaned by the King of
'ece, our leading soap boiler.
'eiey and JEFF Davis will march
in arm, every time Davis sneezes
'eley will wipe his nose. Jim Wood
at the head of column of statistics