Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1870-10-06
Humorous Headings.

tbs so bot at Norfolk that rsg-dor-
? rsFire freely.
Children bent on mischief should he
/ Strengthened out.
JeF D .vis i- sixty-two. and Fanny
Fern is sixty, too
FIR use in re-oonstractipg the seat Of
| war-tbe nee lle gun.
TIE Mormops are getting ready to
strike ''ile''-Gentile.
Brigham Young mas offered himself to
Lydia Thompsou's whole troupe.
The girls in a Western femsI4. college
are strictly prohibited from wbi-tling.
a great benefaotress of Egypt-Isis. 4
great blessing in this country-Ise Is.
Bury me in "a Pompadour waist. cut
biased was the last request of a Vicks-
burgh lady.
A lady at Newport laces to the extent
Of one hundred yards There il a point
IF not many to II.
Tbe difficulty with the Nathan case in
New York l., that nobody can yet say
thou art the man"
TIE New Orleans dogs are ting fat
aud ssucy on the poisoned sausages kind
y provided by the city.
The R-v. W. K. Brown Of Ohio has ad-
mitted thar be kissed gal" that he had
no right to. Why, Brown?
Lady pedestrians, in tie evening, at
Newborn, are pursued by black, clad In
mutton tallow, and nothing else,
Napoleon, ia view of recent events, may
we'll sept as bis motto, We have Net
the enemy, and We are theirs"
One of the a1nusementz Of LON
Br-ueh is 10 watch the Eew jersey mos
quitoe~ open CLANS with their bills on the
shore.
Il has heen 50 hot in Iowa CITY that the
catfish la the river there came out uudrr
the shade trees to fan themselves VIZ.
their taiis.
Tne Baltimore postmaster .ua,-;,.,
fu-s just because little - esS It,.
on, OF the street boxes y nsI -
Pc '''' ~ u a. = tobacco juice.
"A o'9rey M n in East Boston Is preach
-, ,L@ VA q" .dsgrations and how to prevent
,',''' The CaviBisrs. used TO do the
50 lie hing. but in "A different way.
1, is estimated that over one hundred
young ladies are at present studying law
lu this country. Probably they will b.,
come mOthers.iu-law Cze OF these days.
After Napoleon. what p begins to b.
= mooted queerion, not wirhrtaudiuge every
body ought 10 know by this time, whit Is
after Napoleon, viz the Pru-sian army.
A Western preacher has put croquett
under the ban a. "dsleterious TO the moral
and spiritual interests of the Church
He always makes n "booby."
Anumber of the admirers of Babo0
Keshub Cnuuder Sen proposes 10 form
Theistic society, for the diffusion of the
principles of the Brahmo SOm-j in Eng
land.
Two Pennsylvanians, aged go each. are
going to pireh quoits for the champion
ship, which suggests the dreadful posi-
bility of an octogenarian base ball match
An old colored woman in Racine, lOI
years of age, declares she has worn her
self out working for the white folks, but
hopes by d few years OF quiet 10 'out-groW
it,
A well known and lively lady noyelisi
of rank, is said to be about to publish
fresh book, with the amusing but decided
ly novel title, "Naughty, Naughty, but
50 Nice"
A gentleman paid pretty compliment
to beautiful German lady at Newport
by telling her she resetn BLEED the Pru-sisn
army. "How so 2" she asked. "You are
winning" was the reply.
A Michigan lady, who lately eloPs3i
from her husband, has just returned, ana
at last advices was resting from ID.
fatigues of her trip while her HUSBAND
was getting breakfast for her.
A Jersey widow, finding her charms
fading, applied magical balm" ~
nights ago, and woke next morning ton
her hair all fallen off, and blotehes a. BE-
as ginger cookies all over her face
wants TO interview the balm man.