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The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

RADICAL RAscA1IrY. - Executive Docu-
ment, No. 267, being the report Of George
s. Boutwell,, Secretary of the Treasury,
gives the names of over three hundred defal-
tiers, nearly all of them connected with the
collection Of internal revenue. At the head
of the list is the name Frank Soule, of San
Francisco, man who boasts that he never
voted Democratic ticket, and who is down
sugar plum to lay back on, and an ample
reward for having advocated radicalism
through thick and thin. 70 give our readers
an idea of the extent of Radical rascality,
we copy from the report a list of ten
names
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

The TRUE IDEA OF NovEL.-Novels are
pictures of life, and have artistcally no more
to do with ethics than the canvasses upon my
walls. We want color, vitality, movement,
drama, in our novels we read them that we
may put ourselves into shapes other than
our own; the heroism, valor, sentiment, life.
are all ours, reflected in the page before u.s.
We do not ask nor seek for homlies; we ask
merely for photograph of life in its exact
tint and form. The novel in short, should
be always dramatic, never didactic. If it
preach ii is an abomination. We might
just as well look for a wise maxim pinned to
Niagara, as for moral clapped to the pages
of a novel.
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
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The Marysvle Appeal is responsible for
this story Rather an amusing joke was
practiced yesterday on one of the Committee
of Ladies appointed to examine honey and
other sweets, and award premiums. Some
practical joker procured a honey jar and
filed it with DR.. Me- daniels castor oil, and
labeled it g honey" The jar was nicely
fixed and set among numerous honey samples.
When the Committee came along this nice
looking jar Immediately attracted her atten-
ton, and she proceeded 30 sample it. Hold
ing i'll one hand an immense tablespoon, she
poured out the contents of tile jar, the clear
amber color Of which cxcited favorable
remark, and it was declared as fine looking
honey as there was in the pavilion Having
filed her large spoon, with mouth watering
for the delicious sweet, and eyes sparkling
in joyous anticipation, she threw her head
back, opened widely her mouth, thrust in
the spoon and swallowed the contents at a
gulp. But her pleasant expression of coun-
tenance was Immediately exceeded by symp-
toms of horror and disgust, and the laughter
Of The joker, who witnessed the success of
the trick, soon led to an exposition of the
fraud
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

The BISHOP AND THE WIDOW. w hen Bis
hop Leighton was one day lost in meditation
in his own seqaestered walk, at Dumblane,
fair young widow came UP to him, and
told him it was ordered that he should mar
ry her; for she had dreamed thrice that she
was married to him.. every well,' replied
the Bishop, whenever shall dream thrice
that lam married 10 you, will let YOU know
and we will be married Immediately. "
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

How TO Spot THEM.-''I always know a
helpless old ache o. says clever lady,
"by looking at the corners of his pocket
handkerchief. If notice in them any little
pieces of red, blae, or yellow worsted- d--such
as washerwomen run in to identify the proper
ty of each separate customer know, at
once, he has no one at home to mark his
linen, and that he must be poor, pitful,
misanthropical, frendess, old bachelor"
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

HEAVY RECEIPTS -. The earnings of the
Central Pacific Railroad, says the National
Gazette, for the first fifteen days of this
month were $45},335. The travel and
traffic, we learn, are SO heavy that the earn
ngs for this month will reach the large sum
of $3.50, 900, which will be the largest
monthly earnings since the road was finished.
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

By provision of the present Maryland
Constitution, no |" minister or preacher of
the gospel" is eligible as Senator or Dele
gate in the Legislature.
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
Total hY ten defaulters.

Here is within a fraction of $4,000 600
of taxes gobbled up by ten defalters, not
one of whom had been prosecuted or ordered
to be prosecuted. In all these three hundred
and forty defalcations, civil suits have only
been ordered in thirty cases and not no
criminal prosecution
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
Business Cards.
DIR. a. S. cU EOiS,

Physician and Surgeon,
MAIN STREET, AUEURN,
Orpos1r2 WELLS, FARGo & Co.'S OFFICE.
Having removed from Lincoln to Auburn may
bs found at his Office, or at his Residence near
the Court House (tho former residence of }. W.
Diekerson) marl3-96-my
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
DR.. J. T. HAMILTON,

Physician and Surgeon,
LincoIn, Placer County, California.
Can be found at all times. when not absent on
Professional Business at his Office, on Fifth st.
feb27-my-G9
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

WHY is France and Prussia like Geas on
pig? Because they are making things live
~ on the Rhlre W
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
Yers hungrily,
TERENcr McGRANT.

p. s. Ne cousin has stharted for Wash
ington to sign a proclamation that some one
has written, recognizing France as an auxil-
iary to the Republican party, Or something
Of the kind. Bridget says tell Mishter Pun
merry she is shtarying, and would yc send
her bit to ate.
~
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
DR.. s. E. CNAPEN,

Physician and Surgeon,
AUBURN, CAL.
Having associated himself in practice with
DR. S. p THOMAS, may be found day or
night, at his Office, next door to the Stars and
Stripes. jeG-my-GS
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01
DIR. ?. HROSS,

Practicing physician,
COLFAx, PLACER COUNTY, CAL.
sep7-mv-G7
The Placer herald., 1870-10-01

P. 7. BARSvM, whve in 0rovil' par tha :
ed a single stalk Of asparagus which Weigh d
over two pounds,
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

Nervous debility with its gloomy attend.
ants, low spirits, depression, involuntary
emisslons, loss OF semen, spermattorrhoea,
loss OF powor, dizzy head, loss Of memory,
and threatened impotence aud imbocility,
end a sovereign cure in Humphreys Homeo-
pathic Specific, No. twcnty-oight. Composed
Of the most valuable mild and potent cura-
tives, thoy strike at onoo AZ the root OF the
matter, tone mp the system, arrest the dis-
charges, and impart vigor and energy, lie
and vitality, 10 tho entire man. They have
cured thousands Of cases. Prico s. per pack.
age OF five bottles and a large vial
in obstinate and old cases, or 81 per
single box. Sold by all druggists, and sent
by mail on receipt Of price. Address Hum
phrey's Specific Homeopathic Medicine Com
pany, 662 Broadway, N. Y.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Because

The Blood Purifier is the
only article in the market
whichcontains the celebrated
costly Drugs imported ex-
pressly from Sweden Gor its
manufacture, and the Pills
contain the active principle
Of Podophyllum Mandrake
Root and is a substitute
for Mercury.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Because

After eleven years expert
ence ana trial the sales have
increased each and every
year, and thousands of let
tiers unsolicited of the re-
markable cures they have
performed bear witness.
Read the letters in Local
Column of cures by these
medicines.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

Dir. Robaek, Of Cincinnati, again adyertises
in our columns, this making mis- Recond en-
gagement with us.
In reference to the Doctors medicines, We
will say this much in their favor, though we
are not In the habit OF p~raising patent or oth-
or medicines. Last year we were ailing con.
siderably,, ana ieehng inclined 70 try almost
and, at the sahe time, some of his pills, and
we must say we believe we had relief by their
use, Should We again find necessity for med,
icine, We design trying Roback's Pills and
Bitters, and our advice to others, with like
necessity, 10 To do likewise.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

We do not wish TO inform you, reader, that DIR. Won.
deriuli or any other man, has discovered a remedy that
cures Consumption whom the lungs are half consumed
in short, will cure all diseases whethor OF mind, body or
estate, make men live forever, and leave death 10 NAV
for want Of work, and ia designed tomAke our suhlunan
sphere a blissful paradise, 20 which Heaven itsoif shan
DO but a side show. You have heard enough OF that
kind q humbygey. and we don9t wonder that you have
tell you that DIR. SaEe's Catarrh Remedy tfl ~poFinpsig
ctrs ne sora oasss ~ cdarnh, ! only assert that which
thousands can testify 10. Try Il and you will ba con.
yneed- will pay 900 REwARD for a case Of OatarrA
that | cannot cunaL
For sale by most DRUGGISTS E~yerywhere.
PRICE ONLY o. CENTS Snf by Nail, pest pdff FOR
SiIfy Csafsi -Four Packages for 92OO; OF I Dozen for
shO0. Send a two cent stamp for DR.. SAge'a pamphlet
on CatAuh. Address the Proprietor,
nv. PEiRCE, NJ. D.,
RuTpAIn- NJ "
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

Ar exchange wonders, "when a young
clerk dresses like q prince, smokes fine
cigars, drinks choice brandy, attends thea
tres, dances and the like, if he does it all
on the avails OF his clerkship2" The ques-
ton has been often asked, but we believe
not satisfactorily answered.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
No h Compound

possesses the peculiar properties which % exactly suit
he various Conditions Of the human half.
HsQftensn ne hafr uhen harsh and drv.
n sQrtsns he frrfidiof sc1tp.
Haf0rfs ne richest ipsfre.
Hfandfns Longest IN efscL
Hprsrcnfs he hair from 6dting o.
HproHotss healthy, vigorous grolrth.
Hfsn not greusv on sticky.
n leaves no df.agrecubts odor.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

WONDERFUL STEAM ESGINR The small
est steam engine in the world IL now in
possession OF John Penn, of Greenwich,
England, the eminent maker Of great en-
gines. 1t will stand on a three penny
piece it really covers less space, for its
base plate measures only three-eights of an
inch by about three-tenths. From the ex-
IRENE smallness of this model, u few min.
%uti@-such, for instance, as the air pumps
have necessarily been omitted, Still, so
small are some of the parts, that they re-
quire q powerful magnifying glass TO see
their form. The screws are only one
eightieth OF an inch in diameter, and these
are duly furnished with heyagonRl nuts,
which can be loosened and frightened by a
Liliputian spanner. The whole weight OF
the model is less than n three penny piece.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
AsTONTSHTNG

ADAmE la nuE car produce, by means Of
I'VE tho Horoscope, a true picture OF your future
husband or wife, with name, occupation, peouniary cir
oumstAncea, Gate OF marriage, and felicity Of married
life, Furthermore, she will give youthe p, %. address,
90 that you eau correspond also the age aud full ue,
~sortptiOn, and tell you how, whom and where you will
become. acquainted, row oftcn you wilt marry. your
destined success In life, aud everything relating 10
your future. state Your age, color OF eyes and halr, In
closing ~ oents, ADD you will receive the picture, with
a Writton destiny, by return mntl, Address, In conf.
dOnoe. 81. LE RUE. Drawer 5SD3 chicago, NJ
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
IMPRISONED IN a RoILER.
A Morrow Eseape from Dsath.

From the Montreal Gazette.
A somewhat extraordinary nnd very
alarming accident occurred at the steam
printing Office OF Messrs. Norman, Rt Chel-
tenham. The engine boiler il a powerful
Cornish one, Of Tuxiovd's make, there be.
ing two fire holes in parallel tubes passing
through the middle OF tho cylinder. at
the time Of tho accident the boiler was be-
ing cleaned, and two persons, n man and a
boy, were at work inside il, the man being
atthe further eud of the cylinder, and the
boy just inside the man-hole. It IL sup
posed that the lad was about getting out
through the man kole, when his foot slip.
ped between the iva tubes, and losing
nerve, his struggles to e~ztricate himself
only forced his leg further in, until it be-
came jammed above the knee Joint. An
effort to pull him outwns resisted by the lad,
and very soon his leg began TO swell, 30 ns
TO make it's removal increasingly difficult.
His body being fixed in the aperture Of
the mon.hole almost excluded air from the
man at the end OF the boiler, Gud ihiups
were looking serious before a couple OF sur
geons and n gang of smiths rom the wagon
works could be fetched. Fears being en-
ltertained for the man, the first task was TO
wrench of the safety.valve pipe, and pass
stimulants TO him. The men then applied
themselves to the extricution Of the lad,
and at first tried TO free him by forcing
wedges in through the man-holc 10 drive
the tubes asunder. After some time this
was found to be impossible, the lads body
leaving little room for the insertion
Of the wedges and the tubes bruising
instead of benGing. Tho mon had
to face the task Of loosening one
OF the tubes from the boiler plate and as
they were fastened together by counter
sunk rivets, the task was a formidable one,
and two or three hours before it could be
effected the lad had tainted several times,
and it was with difficulty life could be kept
in him. Atlength, after the two had been
confined nearly soNen hnurs, the tube was
so loosoned as to allow Of Cowly Qhe lad
being pulled ont, and though his leg was
much swollen, and he was exceedingly FAINT
and weak, It was found that no bones were
broken. Lawrence (tho mani was then
also got out in o very weak state. Both
were we'll enough 20 be removed TO their
homes after n little while, but are now suf.
iering severely from tho effects Of the
shock, and from the bruises which the jar
ring Of the boiler under the smiths blows
occasioned.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
"A young SON Of Prince Napoleon HI

just been placed at a public school. The
chief of the institution waited upon the
II Prince TO know how the youthful scholar
aged 7--should be addressed, "Cal him
Victor" was the reply. "But in the list
of priest" Victor Napoleon, To his
comrades he must be Victor only. He
must take or give furnishings as her and he
may, and in no case must he be addressed
as Monseigneur."
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Why

Are DR.. G. w. Robaok's
Stomach Bitters, Blood Pu-
rifier and Blood Pills the
three greatest remedies the
world has ever known?
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
TERMS OF THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE


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copies, so 10 copies, 10 oHe address, $3.50
each land one extra copyli 10 copies, 10 names
81 Subscribers, at one tosE00les, 1870 each land
one extra copyli 90 copes, 20 eHe dddresg, S1,2b
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one extra copy)
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Hair-urnsainp.

M fonouiaq note e from De reiInotsn proprietor Of
Frank Lssffs Haaraied Necpdperf md M1gasiHsa
NEW YonK, September %, 1850.
j. BURNETT, Eso.t
DedT Sr,-For some time pest 7 have been using your
Cocaine, and I think It far preferable to anything 4
have ever used for the hair.
II my indorsoment is Of value you are perfectly at
FRANK LESLIE.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Badness.
Irritation of tbs SCALP.

wATEny1IE Ne, September Is 1890.
Meesn JosRPH BURNETT q 70.
Dear Sirt,-l have derived much benefit from The uae
OF your yoooaino. Twelve years ago bad tho typhus
an irritation or the scalp.
1 purchased one bottle Of your Cocoaino only for the
purpose Ola hair dressing, but 20 my surprise, II has
entirely removed the irritation Of 50 long standing 4
nave recommended u 10 several Of my friends, WHO were
nllSteu IN the same way, and u has wrolly oradicafed
nc uiienAe' JOSEPH HILL. in.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

The CUMBERLAND COAL FIELDS, from
1942 to 1869, u period of twenty-eight
years, have yielded Ia, $50, 900 tons, and
during 1869 about 2, 900, 900 tons have been
mined aud sent TO market. The 'tBig
Vein, it is calculated, contains two hun
dred million tons Of coal, and the two
figures IL il estimated that the veins in
Allegheny County, Maryland, will furnish
an abundant supply for the next generation.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

Boston, July ~.
For many months my hair has been falling oil, until
was fearful Of losing n entirely. The skin upon ms
head became gradually moro and more innamed.
commenced tho use Of your Cgcoaino tho last week
ia June. The. first application allayed tho itching and
irritation in three or four days the redness and tender
ness disappeared, the hair ceased to fall, and have
now thick growth Of new hair.
Yours, very truy, SUSAN POPE.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
A Remarkable Case.

FAST MIpDLEhons MASS, June ., 1864.
Messrs BURNETT q Co.!
Ny daughter has been Afflicted with neuralgia In IN
head for three years. She has used during that time
many powerful applications These, with the intense
heat caused by tho palma burned her hair 10 badly tina,
In October, is6i, ~ all came Oh.
She was induccd 70 toy your Coooaine, aud the result
was astonishing. She had not used half the contents OF
a bottle boiote her head was covered With a n 0 young
hair. In four months tho heir has grown several inches
in length, vory thick, soft, and huo, and Of a darker
WIN. s EDDY.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
WHY

Are DIR. Roback's Blood
Purifier and Blood Pills
the best remedies taken to-
gcther for the cure Of all
diseases of the blood ?
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

JosEPH Runsrrr 4 Co. %

Gsnfemsn,-Your Coooaine is the only dressing for the
hair used In my family for Tho last eight years. n stop
ped my vifo's hair from coming out and increased it,
growth.
I am also under obligations 70 this same Coooaino for
saving my own hair, which was very fast coming sut
previous 70 using this valuable prepaintiop.
Neu truly, yours, j. u. MITCHELL
Grocer, Bangor, Me.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

INFANTs.-The most irritable and restless
OF these tender little household buds, are
charmed AZ 1t were into quiet ana sweet re-
pose, by using Mrs. Whitcomb's syrup.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

No HUuBuoINo No Cu~EArrNoi-A pint
bottle full of DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy il
prepared from ono fifty cent package, and
tho proprietor Offers $500 reward for a case OF
Catarrh which he cannot cure. Sold by drug
gists, or send sixty CENTS 10 DIR. II. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. y, and receive IL by mail.
DELAYS are danlerousi We know a man
who WAS recently killed on n railway, but
had not paid his hrst premium iu tho Wash-
ington Life.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

sRE ADVERTISEMENT OF DR.. Butts Dispen-
sary, headed Book for the milliOa-MAR-
RAGE GUIDE-in another column. 1t
should be read by all.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Because

They know the ingredients
of which they are made.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

DEATH Ia the great persuader, and works
more successfully than all tho other agents
OF the Washington Life.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Why

Is it that Physicians use
and recommend Dr.. Ro-
backs Sugar-coated Blood
Pills?
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Seaside House, RocEAwAy Beach. sspt l. 1893.

Seaside House, RoekAway Roach, sSpt I. 1879.
Moasra. ALLoooK A Co., Sing Sing;
G~EHTLEMEE-Your PlAAters have wonderful quail
ties, and every traveller should have thom by him. My
guests give great accounts Of thsir efficacy. Some
cured OF coughs some Of rheumatic pains; soma Of
severe pains In the breast, side, and back. In soiatiea
aud kidney affections their application lie equally sue
oasSiul myself was STACKED with a severe pain In
my loft kidney. 1 was In agony for twsnty-four hours,
At length ] applied one OF your Plas'ers. The pain
soon began 10 AbAte, and Ia the course Of a few hours
was entirely removed, send you this that you may
publish 1 ri n you think we'll. am yours,
A.. ID. FAILING.
Proprietor of the Seaside House.
NEW YoRK. August 10. 1859.
THOMAS ALLoocK A Co., Sing Sing
For years l have suffered from Of tbo
Kidneys, my physicians give me iitls relief. and /
moved about like an old man, bent down by years OF
suffering. Atlongth ySur Porous Plasters were recon.
mended 10 me I applied one 10 each kidney, and the
relief Was immodiAtei l wore them for thirty days,
when my back and kidneys were perfectly we'll, aud I
was once Eiore able 10 walk erect Think the half Of the
virtues Of your PlAstens yet remain TO be told. but shoal
any one wish 10 hear thereof L thall be pleased
tell OF my experience. / am you're, respectfully,
THOMAS NJ. JACKSON,
206 EAst Thirty second street :
PRINCIPAL AGENCY,
BRANDRETH HOUSE.
hKW YORK
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07

PnIyATE medical aid. Read DR.. whittisr's
advertisement.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
ALLCOCKis POROUS PLAsTER

Posaehson peculiar QuAIitlts AZ Rn equalizer OF the or
~culation and as a support-A sort OF extra skin-in Al
muscular and nervous pains. whether Of the side, head,
hdneis, or back aud IN ~soiatioA thoy should be apple
at once They are now widely used in hospitals, both
Ia America aid Europe, and approved by all physL
clans Thsy give iHmsjiA's relief in ~LumbAgo. AZ well
a. in pans OF the side ard back, Whether thsy proceed
from weakness, fatigue, or other eausss.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Because

They are the best corrhina-
ton ever made.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
DandruR.

Mossrs. JOSEPH BURNETT a Co.
osHlemgl,-My worst complaint for several years has
been DandruG After brushing my hair, my coat collar
would be covered with white scales.
j have used less than a bottle Of your Cocoaine. The
dandruh, and the irritation which caused IL have en-.
ureY disappeared, and my hair was never before in 90
4. FULLER.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-01-07
Why

lsit that DIR. Roback's Stom.
ach Bitters increase in sale
every year9 Is 81