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to their work. provide for their needs and
command them generally;" saw that they
were perfect strangers to the place in
which their labor was required to be per
formed, as also to the work that they had
been engaged to do; that they had NJ
ceived advances AZ the time OF making
their contracts, which were TO " be work
cd out and deducted from the first wages
paid :" that they were slowed in 4 lodg-
ing-house "in hunks four in tier, at
about the distance of those in an ordinary
sleeping oar;H that, in fact, the whole
arrangement. from beginning TO end, was
in the most approved Cooie style; and
vet neither the correspondent, nor the
people of North Adams, were shocked in
the smallest degree.
II seems that Mr.. Sampson did not
have any scruples or misgivingS about the
iniquity of sending an agent to distant
place to hire men who knew him not, or
of taking them three Thousand miles across
the country, TO strange place and to an
unknown business. He sent his agent,
Mr. Chase. after these Chinese; he made
use of the Chinese Emigration Companies
to secure the men. They produced 1000
Of them, from whom Mr.. Chase made his
selection, and those Companies guaranteed
that the laborers should work out their
contracts TO the full, under the forfeiture
Of SIS for every one that should prove
worthless, and the substitution of another
man
The business of these San Francisco
Chinese Companies, is TO get their country
men across from China, and TO hire them
out TO persons wanting labOrerS.
All the so called odious elements of
coolieism are embraced in the contracts of
the Chinese, who are now domiciled in
Massachusetts, and while we are panied
over the fact, we are not surprised. The
labor question in that state has as serious
complications 10 be met, and as stubborn
difficulties to be overcome, as it has in less
favored parts of the world; and We do
not doubt that her business men viii
meet it in their own practical way, leav-
ing her politicians and philanthropists to
get stranded in the shadows Of their own
distractions, while debating the right and
the wrongof the matter.
In the congressional debates it is far
from being clear vet, in what the
Of the Chinese immigration
consists, The phrase, e0olisisa,, has been
displaced by contracts, and this again by
ssrriIs labor. This latter Is now defined
to be, that labor which shall exceed a
period of six moshs, under 4 contract. /
A man may labor for another, in the Uni
ted States, under written agreement,
according to these politicians for six
months, and he is performing free labor, /
but extend it a day beyond SIX months /
md it become ssrrHe labor. Truly the .
distinctions drawn by some statesmen
IRE very fine.
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T The Legislative Assembly, after 4 some
what protraeted session, adjourned on Fri
day last. 1t Is not too much to say that
the Assembly Of 1870 Is one Of which the
country may vel be proud The courtesy
which has characterized the debates dur
ing the session, with one or two notable
exceptions, has been remarkable Few
Assemblies in this, or any other country,
during . session of the same duration.
have been the scenes Of less acrimonious
personal debate The members have 50
conducted themselves as to make It pa
tent to all, that each individual felt the
full responsibility Of his position, and
an earnest desire to do his duty by his
constituents and country; and the ability
and knowledge shown by many in the
debates which have arisen on varions sub
jsets, would compare fayorably with the
debates In older and more pretentious
bodies.
On the morning Of Friday, the Assem-
bly, unanimously passed 4 vote Of thanks
to the President and VicePreSident for
the able and impartial manner in which
they had conducted the business of the
House The President, with much feeling,
responded as follows:
37o5Lss and Reprssszs4sires gfGs Ps9pls:
Yea saw ft to elect ne to the honorable posi-
ton Of President q the legislative Assembly.
aad thank yOa NobIes and Representatives Tor
the honor Eaish !Ou have conferred upon ne It
Is With great pleasure that have noticed the
patience and zeal nth which the Assembly has
Iaborei for the good u the Government and the
people il the discussion and enactment Of laws
beg TO eoupIine1t the members Of this Ses-
zl0a. for the gentlem4sly. moderate and i1dastri-
Oaz nannsr in zhieh they have performed their
da.iez aad tie gnffosu correctness in their de-
pertinent never unnecessarily 0bstr1c,ing the
eosrss Of Iezs=laiiOu-
I say zith pride. that IN ny opinion the PIES
eat Legi=LarIEe Assembly + superior body to
a1y Of Is predecessor Good order has pre-
vsiled II yoar Deliberations. and this has been
ozinz to The abstinence from tie 1se Of exciting
ea1sez-
We have nov arrived al the close Of CIR a.
bars and are abogt to separate and rstaru to oar
respective homes I therefore say, AbLa 70
0us and al
The House then loudly called for the
Viee-Presideut. Who, after stating that he
had been taken somewhat BY surprise, a.
he had not expected to be called upon to
address the House On that occasion, made
the following remarks:
Gs41lsz4ez a ose LeglsIzire Assezs5{y-
Phase seeeps NJ hea-tfelt thzaks for the Res
olsiiSa zkieh las beer passed b. yOa- indorse.
FLY the sediments expressed b. TIE Pre=i5ent-
Tie Members q tbs SESSION. a. b5dy, and IL
5ividazIiy, have eoodscisi themselves ia moFs
d5znIssi Eznesr than the zst SESSION q lee
TOa have assisted Ia a2intsiuinz the order q
the Aszezbly b. y0ar compliance zith the r1Iss.
and the energy Ekich yoG have Displayed Il the
Business q the session. Il being the Erzt tine
that have had The high ko1or q eonzsctInZ TIE
bGzi1ess of ) LegizlstiEe Assembly. have nads,
dOabtlssz, EznJ mistakes. which y0ar pogIfenezs
ard COED VII have 0TsTiOoked. thereby Fe1dering
the diGcait. and many tins deIscass ossce Il
SPEAKER, E1ch Haors plsAsant a1d agTeezhIe-
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Fellow Representative We are about to r.
turn to our constituencies. lnasmuch as the
raneor Of debate has been silenecd, | ask that
we may. each and all Jorge, the differences which
parted US here, and cling to the pleasant memo
ries Of our agreeable session, aud extend 10 each
other the right hand OF good fellowship.
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SUPREME COURT Of the Hawaiian islands.
- In the matsT u the bankruptcy Of WILLIAM RAH-
COCK Voluntary Bankrupt-Bcfare Mr. Justice Itrfs-I
a Chambers.
WILLIAM BARCOCK, Of Honolulu. having appeared b.
FIRE and declared himself bankrupt provided IA
ton p2 u the Civil Code, and having fled his petition daily
VERIFIED that he may be declared a bankrupt
Il hereby ordered that the CLERK q the supreme Court
do issue order % the Marshal q tho Kingo
possession u the property Il the said bankrupt ruf
storehouses countnghoue. effects books aHi ppers IN
der lock and seal
And Il Is further ordered that notice u such bankruptcy
be published In the HAwAItAN GAzrrfE three consecutive
weeks calling upon all creditors Il the said Bankrupf s
pear before me FOE the purpose q prsing their claims AGAINST
said Bankrupt at Honolulu. FRIDAY the a1th iav n
July $50 at 10 O'Clock A. NJ aud further calling upon all
persons then and there appear and show any they
have why such decree q bankruptcy should uod
in favor Of the said William Bahcock.
Dated In Honolulu. July sih $50
ALFRED : HARTWELI.
Justice q supreme Court
Atfest-L McCUtIr.
Clerk supreme Court. l-lf
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SUPREME COURT OF the Hawaiian Isl-
- ands In Pruhate-Befarc the Hon A. : Hartwsl Ass
Justice u the supreme Curt Probate NAT
ter Of LOIS FORD and SETH PORTER FOND. minors.
On reading and Cling the petition IL " ilisu L Grern
Co Executor q the VIII q Carune Jak~nn Fdrl
of the said minors setting frth that The lnr srs
each entitled 20 CERTAIN real estate Ia the Island oahu
that both their parents dead that guardian their
properties has yet been appointed and praying that suitable
person may be appointed such guardian.
10 Is ordered that FRIDAY tho 18th dav July next
should be xei Cor hearing the q sd refiou and
that notice thereof shall be Published ia tho AuAuAx
and Az OKoA newsparsrs r three Consecutive
(SigncD ALFRED :. UAKrWE XII.
Justice u Suprcre Court
Dated Honolulu. II. L, June 18th, $50.
Attest:
(Signen l. McCutIr. Clerk sl1t
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THE following gentlemen were appointed by the
President Of the Assembly. to act a Committee
during the recess recommended in the Report His
Ex.. + W, Hu,ehison and Messrs. C. ]. Lyons. NJ.
Kapihe, c. h. Bishop. and d. Kankaha.
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TzK LegizlstiEe Assembly Vas pro
rogued Izst veek after session Of sixty
eight working days. The session th01gh
Io1ger than the previous One Of Isss, has
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Fifh. There should he provision for tho planting
Of young trees. such will bear exposure, and even
drought. The Eucalyptus, Sanang. and Alger0ha
may be mentioned in this connection.
Your Committee recommend the appointment Of a
Standing Committee Tor the recess OF the Legislature
to report at the next session such may be
exredicn, and feasible 10 collect facts to consult
with landowners and to lay the matter before the
public that there may be general sense Of the ne
eety Of some effective measures for the preservation
Of forests
Rcspectfully submitted c. J. LYONS.
II. kAHAutEtio,
ID. kAuKAHA,
c. Il. BIsHor.
5. H. PHtLLiPs.
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N1rrcE : he-vbE give- that z PaakIsi las this
cay seez Appointed Pa.u5 Kssger fsr tie Gsrsrr-
neat Pe-ut a. Waizs4- Dis-ri,s e Sszsh Kshala,
Island q HauAa. in F,ass e Fraaeis sFszesr, ~
sig-e5-
r A LrEAy.
Lent Gcv. e HzEz1-
Els. Havsz. JAY lisa. 1s7a.
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NsrrcE Is ks-ssy giTsz tsas Gso- N. Cssu has this
DAY bssz aFF,izte5 Pe--5 EssPsr fsr ths Gcys-u-
s-. Psz-5 a. H.-sk1a, Dis.r5-s e H.--akua Island
C HasHL
T. A LrEax.
Lest Gov. e HsvEE-
Hra. Hls1H. JAY ISL. Is-t-
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uNETtiiON for Letters OF Administrations
adiLtrriuSurrcue Court q the Hawaiian isisai. IN
rruae-in ths natter q the Estate ~ Enu ARD 81 iiks.
dcccassd-heiirc Mr.. Justice iiafiwell. Chamhsrs
On reading and hlias The puan q WI e. PARkE Hsr-
shall ofthe Hawaiian esns setting Firth. that Ntwa kr7-
ec-. died Interstate AZ iIsnuu sfe.ah being The q
his death naturaEe cren u the Hawaiian tsian. tut
Ensi-hman ey birth snd leaving estate within ne uI
dction of said Court That tho only hers 81 the sad n
burgess Deceased af,raid known to the prouer.
mother and married sister. whose Il unknown
the petitioner residing In Engitnd and thrrr brhea
Charles Gcrgr and Herbert rr!ns san frtuci stats
II CafFnis and further stating that Tho pstnr h tent
due notice % nahes praying Or ictsrs q aun-
lsirafon al interim 20 b. u 60 the petitioner and ao that
he may be appointed Aunnisttur q th- sid upon
due having been given O. Al Ins aQpesr and
show why the aid pettun should noa - <rantc
ordered that Wednesday tho 10th av q August A. n
$50 AZ 10 o'clock A. NJ nay ehamhcrs Honolslu afrc
said said petition will h. heard uyon the appointment oa
Administrator ad interim prayed Or Noc Thereof har
ing been given hy publication n this order fr three
weeks In the Governmsnt GarErrE newspaper published
In the CITY q Honolulu aflrcid that further hear
Ing upon the appointment GA permanent Adinfrsr. vii
be had bcfFe my Chambers afre-si Noniay The
edh day q September. A. d. lS7o at 10 ueinck Al
the ad hearings all pcrsons interested spnsr t hcv
any they have why said petition should b. gran
ted due notice thereof having been given aid heirs
ALFREn :. HkRTWELI
Justice u suprrne Court-
Attest; WALTER R. SEAL. Deputy Clerk
Honolulu july 1ith 1S1O.--s-lf
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LEGAL NOTICES.
c,upnnmr counr. hawaiian r.l..a..

- OF business a. Chambers.
Notice hereby given @ hasuhers q The n-r aaf = al
persons having bushes. hefsea Justice q ne supreme Cuart
sitting Chambsrs that The sald Jusflr viii ~ ~ Cha
hrfa IN the Court q The sad Court n TOO rieA n tsf
n,on Mr., Justice lartwcll every Norsy, Hcnr-sS .nd
Friday and Mr. Justice Wheuanh every TUESDAY. thursday
and saturday F The hcAFes % ~ aiiers that mag ~ pro
srnted % them. ny Order Il the Court
tioaolulr Juiy 18th. is5o.-u I. MccULLN, cisrk.
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- 0I NE esIafe % JUN II, d01- 100 11l1111n1l
having been appointed temporary Admnistrator above
estate, with the VIII annexed an persons having claims
against said estate hereby notified present their Claims
duly authenticated the Office the UNDERMINED until
further notice, within six months from the Il IL. ruh
cation Of this notice otherwise they f-svar lsr
All persons In possession u property belonging all
tate notified to account for the without delay
= h DOLE.
Temporary Aamini-frator
Dated Honolulu july 18Th $50 BH
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- Before the Hon. II. A. Widemann. In chambers
On reading and filing the petition Of KsUwAHfNE ALn
praying for divorce from her husband. ALO. Chiuartu
the ground Of wilfu and continued descrtian fr
than three successive years appearing
Alo Is not a resident II this Kingdom
IL + ordered by the said Justice that the said petition
to be heard THURSDAY the first DAY q September
next At chambers in the Court House Honolulu oahE
notice thereof being given by previous publication IA
GAZETTE for least three months previous % sd
hearing.
Dated Honolulu, May cath, 1870
II. A. WIDEMANN
Associate Justice supreme C1urt.
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CtuPREME COURT OF the HAWAIIAN ~

SUPREME COURT OF the Hawaiian ISL
- andss In the matter q the Estate Il AMEN do
ceased. Before Mr.. Justice Hartwcli-fn Pruhais
On reading and iing the petition q cousin
q the said Deceased setting forth that IN. Akeeu
testaie in said Honolulu in sept - 1s and praying
the said petitioner may be appointed Adm aid
Estate. and that day and hour b. appointed fr the
hearing % the said petition:
It is hereby ordered that FRIDAY the 18th ay q Jaiv
next, be fixed for the hearing u said peffau Al Id
O'Clock A. NJ, befre the Honorable Alfred HartsrlI
Justice Aforesaid al the Court House in Hoaaa-
Ia. and that publication thereof be- made two
successive weeks in the HsvAuAN GAzErrE prevus
hearing
ALFRED s HARrwELL.
Justice q Supreme Court
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SUPERIOR OAK BOATS.
- Fer Coasters use. Aiso-A LONG BOAT.
oak- FOR Sale By
s-sn II. HAcKRELp 1 co.
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ATOTICE--In the matter OF the Estate
~ OF GEORGE EBEETS, deceased
The undersigned having been appointed Admni-frfar q
the above Estate all persons hereby notified present.
their claims. al the Office q the undersigned On io within
three months from the publication u this Notice AMI an
persons in Possession q property belonging Estate
notified 10 account for the without delay.
J. II. COMFY Adminisirator.
Hilo, July Is. $50. a7sn-n
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Notice.
For Sale (!

TUE LAND OP AUAUREA, NORTH KogA
Il haEaii, near 70 Railaa. Also the large sugar
Land u Hskalau Hilo Hawaii. Also an ertensive
Cattle Ranch Hawaii For particular .,,i -
April 18th, le70-I5-tf WI. GREEE
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Liberal Advances Made on all ship
ments per Steamer.

Insurance guaranteed at Lower Rates than by Sail
ing Vessels. Particular taken of Shipments Of
Fruit.
All orders for Goods to be purchased in San Fran
cisco viii be received and filed by return of Steamer
ES-Shipments from Europe and the United States,
intended for these Islands, will be received by the
Company in San Francisco, if consigned to them. and
be forwarded by their Steamers to Honolulu, FREE
OF CHARGE, except actual outlay.
sEF-Passengers are requested to take their tickets
before IL o'clock the day of sailing and to pro
cure their Passports.
5zS-An Bills against the Steamer must be pre-
sented before two o'clock on the day of sailing or
they will have to lay till the return of the
Steamer for settlement
1-Sm H. HACKFELD 4 CO., Agents.
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Freight for San Francisco will be received at tn,
Steamers Warehouse, and receipts for the same
given by the undersigned. No charge for storag,
or carriage. Fire Risks in Warehouse, not taken by
the Company.
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ne following persons have becz eo=zissieaes IS
Tax Assessors fer the wear lSrV.
otWr
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COURT or IN. Ha~.,,.. ~.

Attest; WALTER R. SEAL. Deputy Clerk.
IIonolnln July 18th. IS-n.-.Sat
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II. Hl-aa. JAY -. ~.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

SHOOTING AFFRAY.-Says the Inland
Empire ofthe 9th inst:
A shooting ARRAY came off at Sber
mantown on last Sunday afternoon at
about three O'Clock. We say shooting
affray-for that is . common expression
but the shooting was all on one side
1t appears to have grown out of law
suit pending in regard to the Imperial
fbsse metsl) mine. The assaulting par.
ties were, as the matter is reported
to rs, David Neagle and one Rockliu,
though the latter appears to have had
no part in the matter beyond being a
spectator and adviser. Neagle and
Rocklin were arrested and were on trial
yesterday before Justice Swssey, with
what result we have not learned. The
testimony, however, shows that Neagle
and Rocklin, going to Swansea, met
George Laying when Neagle called the
latter some hard names and offered to
whip him. Laying declined to fight,
but held his right hand in a position
which indicated bis readiness to draw
a weapon, though be had none. The
parties separated when Neagle drew q
revolver, and, approaching Laying from
the rear. told him he had the best of him
then. Rocklin At once ordered Laying
20 put down his hand, which order be
'bsyed. Layng swore yesterday that
hen the pistol was presented at his
east be knocked it down and the bullet |
IS discharged at bis feet that the
'tol was again cooked, and Rocklin |
marked to Neagle thathe had already
OF Laying in the foot and asked him ]
desist from inflicting further injuries
pom BIN. Thereupen the parties sep. l
rated. !
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12
PROPERTY FOR SALE!

THE PLACE BELONGING TO ME, ON TIKI
i South side Of the Warm Springs Road. i.
offered at private sale until the FIFTH DAY or
will then be sold at Public Auction. for cash n
the highest bidder.
The property consists of Eleven Acres Of Good
Land, on which there are
Coed DWeIiinE House. Barn, Sheds,
The entire property is under good fence.
For terms apply at my store, On Carson street,
near Penrod House.
ALSO FOE SALE;
I eco Pounds Of good RUSSIAN pOTATOES
md . quantity Of Fresh Garden Sseds,
MRS. ". BECK.
Carson, March Sth, $50. In
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

nR. 0LYNN OF Placervllle, -
IL California, may be found ct his ONCE 4yyvX1
over 0ibson's "Sazerac' Saloon, where he viii he
pleased to wait upon all who may desire his Ger.
vices in any line Of Dentistry.
ALI work Neatly Desc end War.
rente4 - Give OatlefAetlon.
Advice Free. ChloroGorm administered d.
slred.
Canoa, esntembsr II, $780,:
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

THE DAILY APPEAL
Saturday Morning. March IL, 1870
Arrivals at the St. Charles Hotel
GEORGE TUFLY, PROPRIETOR.
CARSON C1rY March IL, 1870
Ed Irwin, Hamilton.
VIM. Bellies,
]. c. HazIett, DAYTON.
Steph Rowland, Lake Valley.
UNCLE BILL LEFT has returned from
Washington. So the Gold Hill News says
SPECIAL HorIcE. The highest price paid for
State Warrants, by II. F. RICE
at Well, Fargo Co.'S.
FROM $50 upwards; all tastes and cir
cumstances suited, in the purchase of a
Grover & Baker Sewing Machine. C. H.
Mash, Agent.
JOE MURPHY will come down here and
give US specimen Of his acting. At any
rate so Lynch says on the authority of John
Piper. This is good news.
MINING PATENTS. - The following
mining patents have been received at
the United States Land Office at Carson
City, viz: Justice and Independent
Company, Comstock Lode ; Atlantic
and Pacific Companies, Midas and Star.
light Lodes; Rapidan Company, Ra-
pidan Lode; Grant Company, Grant
Lode; and will be delivered on the
presentation of the duplicate Receivers
receipts.
PRISONERS FROM WHIrE PINE.-Ned |
Irwin. Esq, Sheriff of White Pine
county, arrived here yesterday and was
heartily greeted by his many friends.
He brought in two men sentenced to
Imprisonment, in the Penitentiary for the
crime of murder in the second degree.
Their names are Charles Jones, sent for
ten years, and s. P. Howard, sent for a
term of twelve years. Ned reports every
thing looking promising in White Pine,
and be looks forward to good times
there. Glad to see him looking SO 70
bustiously well and hearty.
A Look AT THE RAILRoAD.-By special
invitation Of the V. & T. r. r. Co., the Su-
preme Judges and County Commissioners ,
will take ride over the main line and
branches of the road to day. We acknowl-
edge an invitation from Superintendent
Yerington to accompany the party. The
Lyon County Commissioners are to make
inspection of that part of the road and its :
diversions which lie within that county; and !
they with our Carson friends and some in
vited guests from Virginia will make up
very pleasant party. OF course there will be
the materials on hand for lunch, &C., &c.,
and there is no doubt that it will be a very
jolly ride. Wish we could 90.
The STATE CAPITOL COMMISSIONERS met
yesterday for final consideration of the
plans submitted for their examination. They
agreed upon what is Enormously known as I
the Calvert plan. Ut is really plan de- d
signed BY Mr.. Joseph Costing. architect, of
San Francisco.) This is the design which in
a former article We described as representing
! building in the form of Greek cross We
think the Commissioners have acted with
great wisdom and judgment in accepting it.
1t viii be somewhat modified and then depo- r
'ited with the Controllers the law requires /
and an advertisement for bids upon it will
appear in this paper tomorrow. We shall
'ndeavor to describe the details of the Capt.
ol that is to be as soon as we can get
nance to examine it infinitely. a
SHooTISG AFFRAY.-Says the Inland
Empire ofthe 9th inst:
A shooting ARRAY came off At Sher.
nantown on last Sunday afternoon at
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

FROM $50 upwards; all tastes and cir.
cumstances suited, in the purchase of a
Grover & Baker Sewing Machine. C. H.
Mash, Agent.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

UNCLE BILL LEFT has returned from
Washington. So the Gold Hill News says.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

SPECIAL 'IorIcE. The highest price paid for
State Warrants, by II. ?. RICE.
at Well, Fargo l. Co.'S.
The Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1865-1870, 1870-03-12

JOE MURPHY will come down here and
give US specimen of his acting. At any
rate SO Lynch says on the authority Of John
Piper. This is good news.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1870-08-11

How TO Acr IN THE EVENT OF ByEGLA-
Rr.-l. Lie very still and draw the bed
clothes over your head.
>. Sit Up and listen.
3. Pinch your wife. and tell her she
ought to be ashamed of herself
4. Tell her tn 20 down stairs and sec
what's the matter.
:. Cali out for the servants TO order the
robbers off the premises.
s. If the burglars still persist in their
nefarious occupation. go on the landing
aud ask them if they know what they're
about
I. If they don't desist now, make Your
wife tell them that in your opinion they
are very wicked men, and you have a
great mind to be very angry.
s. Say YOU are very dangerous when
YOU are once aroused.
8. Beg them to leave quietly, and so OBJ
viaie the necessity Of a disturbance in the
house.
10. Asa them ifthey wouldn't like some
eold mea, and pickles, and a glass Of beer
and pipe
Il. Let them have what they ike. and
give them dollar each. When they re
gone, bring ont your pistols and send for
a policeman.
II Go to bed again, aud say that the
only reason why you didn't 60 down at
6rst. punch all their heads, shoot them,
and take theEa prisoners, was that yo,
didn't want to disturb the neighbors.