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Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
DODD'S NERVINE.

DoDDs NERvINE ia a PURE ToNIc,-harmo-
nises perfectly with the nerve lbre,-gves increa-
sed energy to the STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS
and other viscera,-and SUPPLIES FRESH LIFE
for the waste that is constantly taking place. 1T
OPERATES S00TIlINGLY, lis as PLEASANT TO
TAKE as any wne,--and with SLEEP aud GOOD
DIGESTION which IT PRTM0TES, RESTORES
afflicted to SOUND HEALTH OF BODY, and to
QUIETNESS or MIND. II contains no opium, or
mercury or strychine ESQ often used for nervous
complaints and free from any deleterious drugs
whatever. Tens Of thousands are testifying to It's
curative powers See pamphlet accompanying the
bottles.
For Sale by al Drug ists. Price ONE DOLLAR.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20

Dt0te " PefWtOHt "a
NANCY BELKNAPP.> Lamoille County,
VS. Supreme Court
LEWIS BELKNAPP. ) August Term, 1870.
The petition of Nancy Be!knapp, of Stowe, in
noble county is made to this Court, setting
forth that at Stowe, in Lamoille county, on the
lst day of July, A D 1866, she was lawfully
married to Lewis Belknapp of Irasburgh, YER
mont, by Rev. Ira Grey, minister of the Cos
pei, and from that time until the 18th day of
August, A D 1867, she liv0d with said Lewis
Belknapp in the strict observance Of the mar
riage contract; and alledging that on the said
18th day Of August, A D 1867, said Lewis Bel
knapp abandoned your petitioner and has ever
ence neglected and refused to live with, or in
any manner support said petitioner Nancy Bel
knapp, and that said Lewis Belknapp has not
kept his marriage contract, but has broken the
same; and praying for the care and custody of
her daughter, Meora Belknapp, three years Of
age, and also praying that the bonds Of matri-
mony between her and said Lewis Belknapp be
dissolved and held for naught
NANCY REF KNApp
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20

We take this opportuntyofnformin the People
of Lamoille County and vicinity that we have just
returned from market with Nice New Neat
STOCK OF GOODS!
Which we offer to the Public at Prices to conform
to the times; wo invite the attention Of all who are
in want of Goods to call and examine our Stock,
consisting Of a full line of the most desirable
5rr DRESS GOODS:
SpleY did Prints from 10 to 10 cts per yard
Brown and Bieached COttons, Linens and White
Goods
Ready-mado Clothing. Hats and Caps.
All now and nobby styles and warranted fit.
All Wool Suits from $40 to sl2l2.
BOOTS AND SHOES
For Ladies', Gents, Misses, Boys and Children.
Also,
GROCERIES, of all kinds.
Choice Teas at s per pound.
SUGARS, C0FFEES, T0BACC0S, SPICES of all
kinds and warranted pure; FLOUR fthe ch0i-
cest brands, PORK, LARD, FISH, SALT,
NAILS, LIME, GLASS, HARDWARE,
and FARMING IMPLEME NTS Of
every description,
In short, all kinds of goods kept in first class
country store.
- Remember that our goods are all new and
were bought at bottom cash prices and are going to
be sold at prices that will be SATISFA TORY.
Call and examine our stock. To see is to believe,
" The highest market pride paid for
Produce.
S. GOULD & SON.
/. Emors, VT, May 9th, 1870. ae
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
LOOK OUT FOR COLDS.

II isproverlial that people treat a cold land the
general ~ accompanying cough as something that
will cure itself; but neglect Is serious and some
tunes fatal. Tho fame Of Dodd's Nervine In the
relief Of colds Is established Use this standard
remedy and SO far abstain from liquids Of all kind
to keep somewhat thirsty for few days, and the
xVnrst pold will aoon ~ rom
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
THAT CANTsLEEP NIGHTS
WHOOPING COUGH.

For Whoopng Cough Dood's Nervino sadminis'
istored with unexampled success Mothers, rem.
cmber this and save your little ones the agony Of
most distressing complaint. 1t also works udmra-
bly, in Measles, hriu ling out the rash we'll and
leaving the bowels free aud henthiul. See recon-
mendatons in pamphlet. For the diseases which
an ct children when teething nothing can furnish
mo 20 instant or grateful relief Remember, it
,.llns no opium IN any form.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20

NOTICE. We, The Subscribers, pouid
respectfully give netice tina, We have fitted upa
room in the basement of our Sash 4 Door Fac
tory in Wateryille, for
CARDING ROLLS
for the public, and, that we are prepared to
Card Wool into Rolls us cheap and as well (if
not betier) than any other shop in the County,
and we would most respectfully solicit share
of the public patronage. Give us n call.
WILSON & WELLS.
Wateryille, May 10th, 1870. 26m3
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
AGENTS WANTED

AGENTS WANTED
To Canvass for two Of the host selling books now
offered 10 the public. Good agents can make from
s. to SIS q day. Send for Circulars TO CARLOS
WHITE, Cent Agent, Hanover, N. ii. 2s
MISsIsQUoI SPRING WATER cures Brights'
Disease, Scrufula, and all Impurities of the Blood
Send for pamphlet at your druggists or 10 Mlssis-
quot Springs, sheldon, Vermont 27wG
FOR SALE. @5.r
eSocond Hand Buggy Wagons;
! 4" 2 horse Express Wagon, with 3
portable seats, weighs 750, capable Of carry ing
passengers with comfort,-hung on springs,
Second Hand Single Harness;
Double Harnesses.
Will exchange fol Lumber or sell on time for
good paper.
WILL SELL VERY CHEAP FOR CASH.
q, W. D0TY
Livery Keeper,
10 ~ Pleasant st., Mofrisvilfe, W.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
State of Yarmont /.

'CeSfC OF NtOf6s
CLARA /. BEE Lamoille County
RICHARD H. BEE Aug. Term, A D 1870
The petition of Clara L. Bee of Stowe, in La
noble county, is made to this Court, setting
forth that at Stowe aforesaid on the 9Th day of
February, 1859, she was legally married
to Richard II. Bee, of Stowe aforesaid, by Rev.
A fl. Honsinger, u minister of the gospel, and
from that time until the month Of May, A D
1867, she lived with said Richard H. Bee in the
strict observance of her marriage contract, in
Stowe aforesaid, and in the State Of Massachu-
setts-and alleging that at the date last afore-
said and at divers times before said date, said
Richard H, Bee treated said petitioner Clara L.
Bee with into cradle severity, and neglected to
provide for her support. And praying that the
bonds of matrimony between her and said Rich
ard II. Bee be dissolved and held for naught.
Also praying for the care and custody Of her
daughter, Emma L. Bee, aged ten years.
CLARA L. BEE.
W. II. H. BINGHAM, Atty"
State of Vermont, The foregoing petition being
Lamoile Co., S. presented to me, and it APP
pearing that the said Richard II. Bee resides
out of this State, in the State of Mass, So that
service of said petition cannot be made on him
in the ordinary way of serving process
II is ordered, that said Richard II Bee be
notified to appear before the Supreme Court next
to be holden at Hyde Park, in Lamoille county,
on the 3D. Tuesday Aug, 1870, to show canse
if any the has why the prayer of said petition
should not be granted, by publishing such pc
tition, or tho substance thereof, together with
this order, in the Lamoille Newsdealer, week
ly newspaper published at said Hyde Park, three
weeks successfully, the last of which shall be
at least II days prior to the said session of said
Court, and by giving said Richard H Bee a
copy Of the newspaper containing said publica-
ton at least Is days prior to the session of said
Court at the term aforesaid.
Given under my hand, this 9Th day of july
A D 1870, at Montpelier, in Washington
County. ASAHEL PECK,
Judge of Supreme Court.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20

,STAMMERlNG. The cause removed Address
ORA. BOHDMAN, East Haddom Conn.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
A THOROUGH TONIC AND sToMACHIc.

DO0D'S NERVINE is not new medicine, but
has been before the public for the last fifteen years
Is compounded from the B EST and PU R EST drugs
contains no OPIUM, STRYCHlNEorMERCUR
in any form
And Expressly Adapted to the Relief and Perma-
nent Cure of All Forms Of
NERVOUS DISEASE, &C., &C., &c.
Coughs, Neural gia, Female Weaknesses,
Colds, Headace, Fniting Fits,
Fevers, Commissions, Palpitations,
Agucs, Sleeplcssness, Rcslcssness,
Biliousness, Dyspepsia, Dizziness,
Constipation Liver plant Children's Troubles.
Diarh0ca, Consumption, &C., &c.; &C.,
DOdd's Nervinc is a COMPLETE Specific for
slccplessness. 1t soothcs the throbbing muscle
like magic, and tranquizes the mind. And every
body knows that GOOD SLEEP is bettor than all
modinces.
FOLKS THAT CANT SLEEP NIGHTS
Should use this truly wonderful medicine
Tho Nervne is one of tho best remedies ever cm-
ploycd in the cure Of the numcrousand troublesome
ailments known as FEMALE COMPLAINTS. See
paIE phict.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1870-07-20
READY-MADE CLOTHING

which was bought with caro- and taste; and thon
you Will want to finish off your exterior with new
HAT or CAP,
of which we have all the New and Best Styles.
BOOTS AND SHOES,
A full line of Mems, Womcn's, and Childrcn's
Serge and Leather.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05
Advance Copy Of the Presi-
dents Message.

Gentlemen of the Senate and
House of Representatives, !: As the
custodian of the White House and
the stables attached, and owner
of the valuable horses in the lat
ter, il becomes my duty to inform
you that / visited Long Branch,
drove over all the roads there,
and danced the lancers with Olive
Logan, and I hope l shall do it
again. @ a5l
/ rode over the Erie railroad
and didn't get killed, and | hope |
shall do it again.
| visited Pennsylvania in the
oil regions, fished for trout out
of season, and didn't get fined,
and I hope | shall visit it again
and catch more trout.
I visited Rhode Island, and at
tended a clam bake, which /
should not have attended ii / had
not been there, and [ hope ! shall
go there again.
I visited the White Mountains
and saw many Yankee notions,
which I should not have seen if /
had not been there, and | hope to
see them again.
/ visited Saratoga Springs and
changed my drinks, which came
nearer killing me than the ride on
the Erie railroad. Ichanged back
my drinks and soon became able
to dance the lancers, and / hope
the change viii continue.
/ visited Pennsylvania again
and stopped at Lancaster, but |
should not have stopped if the
cars had not have stopped for
little while.
have visited Bonner and Will
kes several times. / drove their
horses. and I hope | shall drive
them again.
I visited the Maryland State
Fair. They had fine horses and
old rye, and | hope Ishall attend
it again. a fa}t
| have put all my relations and
my wife's relations IN Office. They
have all made some money, and /
hope they will make more money
by it.
/ have received q great many
presents since / was elected Presi-
dent, and [ hope shall be elect
ed again.
/ don't know much about the
business ofthe country, but every
body | have appointed to Office
appears to have plenty Of money,
and I hope other people have
plenty of it. oaii
/ don't know much about the
gold business, but if any of you
wish to know | will 60 and ask
my wife about it.
/ don't know what the people
want, but they want something
and perhaps they will make you
a present if you will grant it.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

AN INDIGNANT MAGISTRATE.
Some years ago, when Egypt,
Illinois, was not so enlightened as
at the the present time, a rough
looking man was brought before
a country justice on q charge Of
assault and battery. He had beat
some one very badly.
| am not astonished, said his
honor, at your arrest on such a
charge. You have beaten the
man horribly, and | must punish
you severely. Why did you do
it?
Because, was the reply, he pro-
voked me.
What did he says
He said, sir that / was a thief.
It won't do sir, shall have to
fine you heavily.
He said was a liar. aen
Won't do-nO excuse.
He charged me with having
poisoned my grandmother.
Shouldn't have beaten the man
so badly.
He said / was the offspring Of a
canine species of the female sex.
Not sufficient provocation 2
Should not have been so severe.
Should have got a warrant. ANY
other excuse? Must punish you
severely.
Yes your honor, he accused me
of being a Radical.
Did he9 the scoundrelf Called
you-you, sir-called you a Radi.
cal. Ifyou had shot the scoun-
drel dead, no jury in the world
would have found you guilty. ]
dismiss the case. 1ai
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

ARSENIC EATERs.--So tits true
that there are people in Styria who
eat arsenic as the Asiatics eat
opium or the European chews to
bacco--as q matter oftaste. sTrav-
elers had asserted the fact, though
the learned denied it, declaring
that the white substance taken for
arsenec must have been some
harmless mineral like chalk. But
an official inquiry has been insti-
tuted, and seventeen Syrian ply
sicians have reported upon the
matter; and there is NO doubt
about the truth of the travellers
stories. There are people who
take doses varying from pellets
the size of millet to pills the size
of q pea, of various kinds Of arse
mic, the favorite being the white
quality known as ratsbane. They
will take it daily, or on alternate
days, or twice week, according
to circumstances; generally they
abstain from the luxury at the
time OF new moon, beginning with
small doses with the young moon
and increasing them to q maxi
mum by full moon. Why this
lunar observance it is hard to
guess, unless, as they profess that
the arsenic makes them strong
and healthy, they fancy that the
waxing moon weakens them and
renders the greater proportion of
the restorative necessary. The
habit is most commonly found
among the lower ORDERS. and it
begins to attack the youth at
about the same time as the tobac-
co taste affects our youngsters.
Some few females are fond Of
ratsbane, but it's patrons aremost-
ly of the harder sex. The regular
consumers live to good ages, and
are strong healthy and courage
GUS. So we have o proof that
what is one mans poison is an
other mans food.-IEx. .lt5tqe9
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

will not hear it. Whisky is the
only acdrm friend / have. / love
whisky; / love all sorts of whisky
old whisky-new whisky-pois-
oned whisky, and cheap whisky.
Indeed, | glory in whisky. 1t IS
the friend of sorrow and the pat
ron of misfortune. / honor whis-
ky-makers. They are the truest
philanthropists. They help those
who are keen to die. They get us
out of our troubles by getting us
out of the world. They make sac
rifces for our good. They put
everything they can get at our
disposal for ending life. When
we imbibe their precious stRffs,
we have the exquisite satisfaction
of knowing that we are swallow
ing tobacco, arsenic, birthstone,
copperas, assafGtida, dogwood
syrup, petroleum and turpentine
all at once. This suits me ex-
actly. One feels in drinking that
he is getting along to the grave.
In old times men spent years
and fortune in drink, and yet could
not die. 1t would not kill. Drunk
ards had to freeze to death, fall
off a bridge, or kill somebody and
get hanged, in order to die. Now
one may literally drown his woes
in the flowing bowl, one bowl /
mean. He may dispose Of himself
so easily and skillfully that his
wife will never suspect the truth.
/ know four ladies who are con-
stantly boasting that their hus-
bands never drink. Those hus-
bands will, according to infallible
calculations, be in drunkard's
graves in less than two years.
The funny thing about it is,
that it does not show on a fellow
to drink the modern style Of whis-
ky. It does not redden his nose,
infame his eyes or bloat his face.
1t does show some tendency to
perfume his breath, but that can
be easily disguised. You see
many men chewing spices, eating
Browns bronchial troches or in
dulging in tryx. They claim to
have dyspepsia, sore throat and
colds. All a humbug. The truth
is, they drink and don't want their
friends to find it out. They want
to die soon, but they hope to per
form the exploit genteelly, and
they will succeed. They will 60
soon-some this winter, more next
spring, and many more next sum-
mer. ! am going too. / am 60
ing to quit this troublesome world.
My medical adviser says that three
drinks a day win put me in the
grave about the end of a year. |
propose to double that numb ber,
and get through by July. | re-
joice to see SO many Of my young
friends arranging to go with me.
Come one, come all. Let us drink
and be miserable, for pretty soon
we die.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05
A MAN MARRIEs HIS MOTHER

"A MAN lhARRlES his .MOIHER
Difficulty IN Hauiag the Marriage
SoLemnized-Some days ago the
community in the vicinity of Car
ter's Station was considerably ex-
ercised over the announcement
that a Mr.. Lyon, who lived in the
neighborhood, had married his
mother. 1t seems that Lyons fa-
ther had been twice married, and
the children by the first wife con,
tinued to live in the family after
the second marriage; Lyon, pere,
died, leaving his second wife a
widow, and Lyon, fills, married his
fathers widow. The clerk issued
the license without a knowledge
of the facts, and the minister re.
quested to solemnize the marriage,
unlike Mr.. Beecher, declined ; a
magistrate likewise refused; and
the pair crossed ever to Stony
Creek, where they were unknown
and were married. Bristol (Va.,
News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

Bangor has a sharp lawyer who
tried to get his Christmas turkey
for nothing. He asked q country
tryman if the bird was young, and
being answered In the affirmative,
asked if he would take his oath OF
it. The rural poulterer assented,
and the lawyer administered the
oath and demanded a dellar as
his fee. sif l5sHf,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

INoUIsITIYE-A A new hand In
a barber's shop, in Boston, was
put on to a customer who wanted
to be shaved. The new hand was
rough, and put his victim through
in a vigorous manner. After, he
had finished, the gentleman who
had been shaved inquired IL he
had ever shaved any one beside
himself. The barber replied that
he had. Will yeu permit me to
inquire, then, If the man 6Uedl1
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

A Western paper relates this
story: deacon B., of Ohio, a very
pious man, was noted for his long
prayers, especially in his family.
One Monday morning the deacon
and his wife were alone, and, as
was his custom after breakfast q
prayer was offered. There being
an unusual amount of work that
day, the deacon's prayer was short;
and seizing his hat and milk pail
he started for the barn. His wife,
being deaf, did not notice his alb
sence, but supposed him to be still
engaged in prayer. On his return
from milking he was surprised to
find her still kneeling. He step
ped up to her and shouted 'Amen,'
when sue Immediately arose and
went about her business as if
nothing had happened"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05
THE WAY TO GET OUT.

1 am miserable. MY existence
is an intolerable burden. It is
worse than death to live. The
man was a fool who paused to
agitate the question whether it
was better "to be or not to be-"
1t is well enough for a woman
to be. She has something to do
and is fond Of doing it. She has
her hair to curl, her dresses to
trim, the streets to run, her neigh
bors to abuse and her children to
spoil. Let her be, but why should
young man live? Placed in my
situation, he is wretched9 IF a
bachelor, he must loaf around
boarding houses, endure the as
saults of old maids, spend his
money in dying his hair, and be
eternally snubbed by graceless
youngsters. Who is sufficient for
these things? For my part | am
not.
Marry! How dare you suggest
it? Who can stand a wife? Heal
thy, she is extravigant; sick, she
is fretful; young, she is vain, and
old she isjealous. AS for children,
deliver us. Babies, they are full
of collie and cry; youths, they are
noisy and expensive, and, once
grown up, they are thankless and
bent on breaking your heart
What can miserable mortal do?
Suicide was once a respectable
way of escaping from honest woe.
1t will not do now. Villains try
suicide, so that it is no longer
honorable for one to cut his throat
or blow out his brains. It leaves
a stigma on a gentleman's charac-
ter. Persons suspect him of Sc
cret crimes, and the man who
breaches his funeral or writes his
obituary is afraid to blow his trum-
pet.
Absconding was once thought
as a neat trick for flanking misery,
but for my part | am philosopher
enough to reject it. If a man
starts to run away, the railroads,
telegraph and detectives will
break their necks to catch him.
Beside travel and solitude have
no power to remove trouble
Trouble isa cosmopolite; it knocks
around generally. He who is
miserable-as / certainly am in
Virginia-will not get comfort by
going to Cuba or Madagascar, OIL
any other hsathen country.
Shall I wait for death? That
is sorry expedient; death is a CO
quette; it plays all sorts of pranks;
it has no respect for a man that
wants to die; it will pounce upon
a baby or g0bble up a pretty girl,
but it cruelty neglects wretched
men. | have tried dying in a nat.
ural way. 1t would not do;
could not make the trip. 1t is
enough to kill a man to wait for
death. Misery invigorates the
vital organs; sharpens the appe.
tite and helps digestion.
Well, if | cannot abscond, open
my jugular vein or wait for death
then very solemnly ask, what
shall / do?
Others may do as they please
as for my miserable and ruined
self, my resolution is fixed. I an
going to drink whisky. Get on
with your temDerance nonsense.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

TRUTH.-We must not always
speak alltllat we know--that were
folly; but what a man says should
be what he thinks, otherwise IL Is
knavery. All a man can get by
lying and assembling is that he
shall not be believed when he
speaks the truth. - Montague
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

A Democrat is contesting the
election of a Radical to a seat in
the Alabama Legislature. The
only comment we make on this il
that s'Thompson's colt will have
to give up its character Of being
the biggest fool. cage ho Il
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

"Great Heaven!n said a barroom
bully of Denver City who shot q
stranger for declining to take a
drink with him, ''Great, Heaven I!
am | never to come to Denver
without being obliged to kill some
body" 3.4ru.Tl 4dt
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

PITY AND ScoRNs--He that
hath pity on another mans sorrow
shall be free from it himself, and
he that delighteth in and scorn-
eth the misery, of another, shall
one time or another fall into it
himself.-ISir Walter Raleigh.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05

A fat French lady despairingly
says: II am so fat that pray
for a disappointment to make me
thin. No sooner dees the disap-
pointment come than the mereex-
pectation Of growing thinner gives
me 50 much joy thas / become fat
ter than ever.1 9 fsl'l tfh ~
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1870-02-05
Who Will Care P

When we lay beneath the daisies,
Underneath the churchyard mold,
And the long grass Ger our faces
Lays its fingers damp and cold;
When we sleep from care and sorrow,
And the ills of earthly life
Sleep, to know no sad tomorrow,
With its bitterness of strife
Who will care
Who will think of white hands lying
On still and silent breast,
Never more to know of sighing,
Evermore to know of rest
Who will care? No one can tell US,
But ifrest and peace befall,
Will it matter if they miss us,
Or they miss us not at all Z s..--
Not at all