Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1870-12-16
1IARp Nv ERIN 'sLooN,
9TH WARD, Moo YORK,


HARr Nv ERIN 'SLooN,
December I, 1870.
IT is possible to hev too much of good
thing-there Is gettin to be altogether too
much NV the Dimocracy NV Moo York to
SCOT me. The eggstrordinary means 4
yoosed by the tyrant and despot Grant, TO
preventIrepeetin, hez bin NV incalculable
profit to the cheefs of Tammany, and hez
MT hurt em a particle. Heretofore they
hev elected themselves by employin re-
peeters to vote, at so much vote, wich
had got to be expensive, ez the men doin
it he'd TO be paid largely to make livin
out NV 1t. When Grant stopped the re-
peetin by broot forse, the Cheefs achieved
the same result by skillful countin, and
they found it much cheeper. 1t wuz ez
easy to find three judges NV eleckshun who
wood swear that candidate he'd sich aud
sich majority, ez it wuz to git men TO
actilly put in the ballots by repeetin, and
it didn't cost one-fonrth ez much. But 1t
throwd some thousands NV our best men
out NV employment, and makes discomfort
among em. They must be provided for in
some way, else they may git to runnin in
dependent candidates agin the reglers.
Heaven help Tammany eff its old stand
| bys shood turn agin IL
| To rid ourselves NY this surplus Democrisy
(for don't suppose repeetin will ever be
allowed agin to any extent, / yesterday
sent the followin letter to Gen. Trochu,
who hez French liberty under his charge
| just now:
4 Moo YORK, Dec. /, 1870.
! To General Trochu, Paris, France:
] That you are in tite place l think you will be
wlin to admit. The dastardly Germans wieh
hate OWN to the fact that in this land NV freedom
! tley mostly stand deadly ODDOSisleO slavery
| and the other insttooshens wich the Democrisy
| champion, these Germaus hev you by the back NV
| the neck There amt no doubt about 1t: &z-
mark hez the trOo German push into him, and wat
| is worse for yOO, he hez million, more or less, NV
troo Germans to push. Yoor demoralized, becoz
you hevn't any great central idea to contend for.
| hev plan for your immet and permanent sal
vashen wieh hereby submit:
We hev in New York forty thousand NV the
brave sons of Erin, which hev heretofore done our
votin, wch under the plan NV countin majoriues
without any reference to the votes in the box, we
! don't need no more. In fact they are In our way
| for TO keep 'em from operatin agin us, we hev 10
4 take care NV EN-. These brave men 700 kin hev
Yoo may say that forty thousand Is too few to ac
complsh the relief NV Paris. Yoo don't know EN-
foo want to take that forty thousand men and land
EN- ON the coast nv France. Give each NV EN- q
quart bottle NV the eleckshun whlskey wich we
yoose here, made NV ekal parts highwines and
alcohol with Cayenne pepper Scotch snuf and
plug tobacco in Il to make it sarchin, then Pu
yOorself at their head in full uniform, organize
yoorself into a tablow, and .wayin yoor sword ex
claim: "Patriots, there IL Paris There's al
eleckshun to be held there to-day. our cheeis Is
payin s15 piece for votes and there is sixty poll
AT wich 700 kin repeet.n 81
| That's all yoo want TO say, 700 incident say
word about dooty or country or anything else wict
other military orators yoose too iRhame ther war
riors The moment they comprehend the meaniT
NV soor words, they will raise the Amerikn wal
cry, ERIN go bragh " and 700 coodent hold en-
Yoo needent fear the result. Moltke and the Grown
| Prince haint got men enough to keep EN- out u'
Paris. They will go through them Germans, like
flash nv liteuin through goose-berry- y-bush fot
incident even give EN- arms With siCh a prOspecl
they'd wade through blood, and go through diyi
sions NV armed men with nothing but their bar'
hands,
But sposin they do git in Paris, what then
There are yit the ProOshun armies outside to b
very Gosos. sSsE STRIFE your moo allies in thei
weakest spot Rouse their hOliest enthoosiasm
Appeal to their highest instinks. Make it WORT
their while to be heroic Say to them that Franc
repays those who do valorous deeds for her. One
aseries of rewards to EN- Sqthin after this style
For the KILN NV ten Prooshnns- polceceman'
place in Paris for two years.
For the KILN twenty Prooshuns. poeece
mans place for four years.
For the capcher nv Prooshnn gun, post Drills
] /. For the scalpuy Prooshun5 officer, above th'
rank nv colonel, place in a custom house.
Vary these stimulauts ez the pecoolyer con
struckshen NV yoor Government when this reaehe
700 may indicate, but see TO it that their holdin
place NV some Kind depends on the amount nv hll
man gore they spill, and the country about Pari
You may hev decided by the time these reinforce
ments get to yoo 80 make elite change from Re
punllC - an aDiOlOOt uespOtlsln ana NOO
that ftin for a crown might dampen their ardor.
ashoor yoo 1t won't make no difference. The tro,
! Amerkn DimocTdt from Cork who kin once q
into offs wood prefer monarky to Republic, 70
he woodent behuhjected TO any other chance II
dismissal than We frowns NV the monark; and the
are skillfnl in wOrshppin any one in power tina
there amt no trouble. about Ii. There ain
| no more devoted advocates NV liberty an
, ekality than they up to a certain pint: The
hate Kings and Docks and Earls and sich till the
once git to be Kings and, Docks and Earls, an
sich; they are opposed TO heyih one man treadl
! the iron hoof NV oppression onto, the necks nv
NJ fellow man. onless they are the men what do th
III neadn. Offer them the place they banker afte
l and theyiw yield hearty and enthusiastic sur
port to ez many different kinds NV governments in
week ez ever the French kin make.
) This is my plan for the redempshen NV France
, | Yoo may take it or not ez yoo choose Ell 70
don't accept the offer, shel make 1t TO Bizmark
7 nte ekally well on either eide nv any question.
Trooly, PETROLEUM V. Nasty.
J P. S.-Yoo may objeck to this skeme on th
! skore that 700 wood prefer to be under Germa
\ rool than Irish.--that yoo wood prefer Bizmar
= \ 20 an O'Shaughnessy; but remember that No
! York heZ bin under their control for years, and
!! still stands. Ef we kin exist with millions NV e
! over Us. can't you manage TO git on IN some wa
: | with only forty thousandf p. V. n.
e Iawait with much anxiety a response
: this note. Eff kin only git this supertlr
Z GUS votin material off our hands, sht
], hev done good thing. woodent objet
g to goin with EN- myself ez a sutler, or con
= missary, or suthin NV that sort where theI
Y is congenyal and profitable employment.
I ,"7 PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
9 glfH i- (Which wuz Postmaster.)