The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1870-10-31

troublesumsplace. Most on 'ens too
tuce.a fence rail with EN-, fast onto Til
'ffbridh rein ; Now I'll jist gin you leve 1,
kisssistcr Sal eff ever siehssise wur seet
or sich noises hetu as vur in tbatloat
lane A monstrous cloud or dust, like
hurrycaue he'd cum along, hid all the hos
sss, an away abu1 i. ye cud sec hosses
tails and epd5of tsnee, e,yales ; tsiR abou,
anspps aa.tbep par ~ bsits hind shoe'
wud fash in the sun like two sparks, an
away ahead vur tho baskit circling round
an rabeus as rardan., "A, heap oy brsyin
sum nicksriut the bella rin Z oY The bull,
clatterin' Of ruunin' huff,, an monstroul
rushin' sound made up the noise.
"Iswar old Burns:kin beat any man or
yearsh fsiu' bees viii ba,kit, jus
set Kim assraddle lov . mad bull and leI
thar be plenty ov bees 50 ss To excite tb'
ole man. Stray horses an',mules .wu'
tuck up all over the country. a yaseua
ent go a mile eny course an not fut
buckils, stirrups, straps, ur sumthin' be-
lopgin' to ridin' boss.
Nov, about that house thar,sur good
time ginsrly. sFellers an gals loped
outen winders, they, rolled outen the dores
Tinsbunches, they cldm Tie ohipneys. They
bid under the house, they tacksto the
,thickct, they rolled in the. wheat field LAY
down insthe crick, an sum tuclrshit out III
good .oEe runnin toards home. Sicily, she
squatted in the spring up tu her years, an
while She wuf dSosndiha the mess ov bees
onder sher coats 4 went tn hers sez l.,
you've got anuther new scnsashun. hain's
yu? oh. Sut, these bomiuable insex.
they're jis. burniu' msup r. Gin 'em
um'sody.' sezI, fn'brokeu doses A.has'll
cool 'em off, She shot ERE at me outeu
her eyes 4 tho't I'd best 60. Clspshav
.cravlsd under scbaff pile in the barn AN
tuck it out sighin' an groaniu'. Sicily
aa's him didn'tsleep t0ge.hcrfor nj onto a
week, an all because Of them hot-footcd
bominable inscx. Thar uarnt oman
ur gal a. that ar wcddin' but what. thar
stociins and frock wur too tite for two or
three days. Bees am wus on wimmen
than men folks. enyhow, they have farer
chance at 'em. Oy all the burned msfer-
tinate woddins that has shappined; ;einoe
Adam married That ole teitersthatv tvar 80
fond ov ,sieiu tu snai1 an eatin' appils.
aoun ,u nov, that run Esioily Barns
an Passan Clapshsw. wus she tdarndess
vast wun for noise. disappointment,
;bfeakin tbibgS ssare. .,sra5Sili hurtii az an
rexashun or spirit. They Wontzgee lu-
ge,her. mind that. got .u bad /. start. q
Yp,haint time iu listen now hoy Ole
Burns finished his Bull ride, and how l
cum tu du that lofty speciment Of ruuuln'
III tell that agin, Efeuybody axes arter
me tell 'em I'm over in Fannin, on my way
,u Dshlonega. for sum wuu will kill me
ef they ketch me. Hits an orful thing,
George, tu be natrul born durned fool.
You've never 'spcrieuced hit, hev ys.?
Hit hes made pow'ful agin our family. an
sll OWN tu dad. L orter jist bust my
he'd opin agiu bluff ov rocks, an xua
du hit ef wasn't cussed coward. All
my pendent is in these yere laigs-d'ye
see EN-? IF they don't' fail, %tmay turn
human Yit sum day, ,ha, is. sor,er hu-
man. Ef l was jist es smarses I'm mean
AN ornery, I'd be President ora Wild
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