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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
THE 5OTI1
NEW sERIEsi NEW FoRMii
The Pictorial
PSYCHOLOGICAL JOURNAL,

A First Class Family Magazine.
DEVOTED TO THE "scIENCE
y Of Man" his improvement, by all the means
Indicated by Science.
PhRESoLosY-The Brain and its Functions;
the Location aud Natural Language Of thc Or
gans, with directions for cultiyating and re-
stralning them; and The relations slbsistlng bo-
tween Mind and Body described. q
PHTsIoGNoAY, with all the "Signsi or Char.
acter and How to Read Them" Is special ica-
ture.
Entomology, or The Natural History Of Man
Customs, Religions and Modes OF Life In differ
ent Tribes and Nations, will be giyen.
PursIoLoeY n ANAToAY.-Thc Organiza'
tion, Structure and Functions OF the Human
Body; the Laws Of Life and Hcalth-'What we
should Eat and Drink, How we should be
Clothed, and How to Exercise, Sleep and Live,
with Hygicnic Principles.
P%oRrRkrrs, Sketches, and Biographies OF the
leading Men and Women OF the World, IN oil
departments Of life, arc special features.
PARENTS AND TEACHERS As o Ruide In ed
ucatins and training Children, this Magazine
has no superior, as Il points out oil the pecu'
l~iarlties or Character and Disposition, and rem
ders government and classification not only poo,
slblo but easy. Much general and uscfIl infor'
nation on the leading topics OF the day 70 given,
interesting and instructive as well a. the Bcs'
Pictorial Family Magazine ever published. -,
EsTABLisHEp.-TLe Journal has reached id
| Both Volume, and with the January Number,
1870, o New Series is commenced. Tho form
has been changed from a Quarto to the more
| convenient Octave, and many. improvement,
have been made. i has steadily increased 70
favor during the many years II has been pib.
ll.hOd. and was never more popular than Of
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We are Offering tho most liberal Premiums
Inrlose Is cents for q sample number, with new
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s.. X. WELLS, Publisher.
de1+tf $50 Broadway, New York.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18

DAvENroIsr SaANcE MNTrSHr.-fo-
morrow afternoon the famous Daven-
mort Brothers will give NC Of their
irmIv wonderful and ;ntese!y interest
inc entertainments. or more properly.
srSnccs. for the special accommodation,
of ladies, children, families, anu all
who can get no more convenient op,,,
mortnnity OF attending. We can tell
pur friends beforehand. that they val
see something on that occasion vel
yortb their most critical consideration
~ something no live person has as yer
heen able satisfactorily to explain;
see the strange phenomena, by Ill
,neans.
AL,u,MBRA MArIxHE.-The hfst nv
zinc. at the .Alhambra for ladies, chill
Irnn and Others. will be given io-inor,
unv. afternoon. The entire troupe VII
,unear in a varied and very pleasing
,,prasramme of entertainment, u no'
! word will be spoken or anything eise
done which will offend the ear OF eye:
nf the most fastidious. The entrances
,yJll be from Union street.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
CORPORATION NOTICE.
ORDINANCE NO. 81.
An Ordinance P~rovidIuE fer The
Arrest Of Certain EAtray Animate.

An Ordnance ProvidIug fer The
Arrest OF Certain RAtray Animate.
THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE
Town OF Gold Hin do ordaln as follows:
/. SECTION ]. The Marshal, and oil Policemen
under his direction, shall arrest and . into
corporate limits OF the town Of Gold Hill, and
confnc them In some secure place 70 be pro.
0vided by him at the cost Of the town. They
may als6 be taken up by any other person, who
shall commit them to tho custody OF the Marshal
or any Policeman OF the town OF Gold Hi.
SIG. .. The Marshnl shall keep y true and
faithful record OF the number aud description Of
Mi goats taken or brought Into his custody, and
tho date and manner Of their disposal; and he
shall also keep consplcuously posted st tho en-
trance of the yard, barn, stable, or place where
the said ; q, gG Sis o HFH sGsqre : IL, e. p gr oII sseh n as sss,
therein detained.
Sgc'3 q, All such goats taken into custody IN.
der the provisions Of this Ordinance, II not re.
claimed within five days thereafter, shall DO I'd.
vcrtiscd IN a newspaper published In the town
ti.cmcnt the Marshal may sell or destroy, IL
found worthless, oil ruch goats not reclaimed.
SEc, 4, The Marshal shall provide necessary
subsistence for all such goafs while In his Gus.
tody. The. owner OF any such goat or goats
taken up and kept In custody by the Marshal,
sitiontheruof, redeem tho same, by paying to the
Marshal his proper fees and charges FOR keeping.
together with the COSTS Of advertising as herein
provided. If not so redeemed the Mirshal may
sell and dispose OF ruch goat or goats'sftcr I'D.
sale, aftsr payment OF the costs Of advertising,
retain,thc. fees and charges herein authorized.
and nay tho balance remaining In his hands into
tho town treasury. for the uso Of the owners Of
raid goats. n claimed within three months.
SEC. 8. The charges upon such goatS shall be
H. p.
kcening, and ono dollar and Any cents ior ar.
resting and driving. =.
Src' q. This Ordinance shall tako effect and
DO in force, from and aftcr the 18th day Of March,
A. u. 1870. ~ o,nsox,
President Board OF Trustees.
VIZ. HY DoAsE, Clerk.
Gold Hin, March 8, 1870. mb8tf
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
MEDICAL.
MEDICAL INSTITUTE.
ESTABLISHED By
Dr.. J. G. YOUNG, IN 1850.
For the cure Of all diseases Of tho Urinary and
Generativc Organs, and
All Female Complaints,
5ss WARRINGTON STREET,
SAN CAL.
Cure. Guar.iteed, or Ne Pa, REQUIRED
Consultations by letter or otherwise. FREE

THIS CELEBRATED INSTITUTE HAS
L enjoyed Oh this coast m uninterrupted sue
cess OF eighteen Year,, and has become one OF
tho renowncd Hospitals OF the age: What The
celebrated Lock Hospital 10 to London, and the
no less renowned establishment Of RECORD 10 to
Parip, this Institute has become 10 the Pacific
Coast, The thousands annually received and
cured at this place IL In point Of number OF pa:
tients among the very fret Of the world, and
the success Of its treatment r1nksjt second to
none.
Seminal Weakness or spcrmaterrhea.
The young man who experiences that growing
weakness In his muscular and mental organlEa-
ton, should stop TO consider whence II arises.
He will find In tho weakness VI the back, trenb-
ling Of the limbs, disordered digestion, unac-
countablc falling OF the powers OF the mind,
distasie for society, dread Of impending trouble
lascivious drcamr, growing deafness, loss Of
muscular power, and numerous other symptoms
Of disorgauization, the positive traces OF that
most terrible and destructive OF all diseases,
Seminal Misunderstanding away bis power,
destroying his hopes OF life and manhood, and
dragging him along the broken path OF his e1-
istcnce toward o premature md loaihsome grave.
To him who finds his lifc SribblinE out In the
discharge Of the vital principle Of existence In
nocturnal and dlurnal cinissisnf, the mere ces.
patlon OF It's appearance brings no assurance OF
relief.
Marriage, that holy Office, that safeguard and
nope OF manhoou, DLings 20 LUZ a. : = uo~iaSps
OF cure. put auGS 70 NE mlser{ Insnen ounnh n
her happiness. r. 3 victim TO bis evil, and an ~.
nocent companion 10 MS pnnlshmcpt. nc .aus
70 his misery and diiorder until nope lsevss
him. Ihcrc IL no rescue except IN PIoPeI ~
skillful treatment. Tnose who Lave pesSnis lno
victims OF sohiary vices, tnat aTesaiS Y ,S !
mating and destructive habit, which nus tnoo'
sands OF sick rooms WIN paralyncs ana con-
snmplivcs, ard hundreds o. aniimeiy grt,ss
With It's misguided VICTIMS, tnouIu Sonsult NIL.
out u moments delay, one who Will fynpathiEe
with their sufYerings. To such the Doctor would
especially address himfelf. giving 10 each aud ~
lrrurance Of q IERFEcT AID PERMANENT
CURE, without hindrance TO btfiress, Change
of diet, or fear OF exposure.
-
Important 10 Females.
When q female Is IN trouble or afflicted with
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
Municipal Election.

THE BOOKS OF REGISTRATION, FOR
i the Municipal Election 20 be held on mon.
DAY, May Sd, 1870, win be open on W.EDSkS-
DAY, MARCH 10TH INST. at 10 o'clock 4. =,
and WIN remain open until APRIL 23D, and
close at 8 O'Clock P. y on that day. Natnraised
citizens are required to present their papers al
the time Of registration. X. COOK. .
Regl,try, Agent, Gold Hlll, Township SS.y;
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
The Necessity Of n Wait Overcome.
TO CORRESPONDENTS,

Patients residing In any part OF the State,
however distant, who may desire medical advice
on their respective cases, and who think proper
TO submit q written statement OF Ench In prefer.
ence to holding apcrsonal interview, are assured
that their communications Will be held most
sacred, and the cure guaranteed.
An letters must be addressed to the CORE
spending physician, thus:
BENZ. +. JoSSELYN, N. n,
tBoS 1851 61S Sacramento street,
Between Montgomery and Kcarny,
deG-G9-1yIs San Francisco, Gal.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
.RR,yALs AND DEPARTURES.
Arrivals.
x.r "a "a YTNR.

Arrivals.
III WELLS. FARGO AND ce.'s LINE.
FM Ellis, Mr. Hirschtelt, Mr. Summer, Il
AZ Nav, A Reed. Mr. Hawxhurst, J Parker, =
G Durkins, ] Gallagher, W D Andrews; Mr
Fem. j Sellers, NJ Lamb. Mr. Dean, Miis
Peabody, Mr. McPikc. Mr. Raymond, = d
Shaw, Mr. Feusier. Mr. Morris, A Dewitt, I
Sunderland, Mr. Flagler, Mrs Mortsil' Mr
Weston, L Wolff.
Departures.
ny WELLS, FARGO N CO.'S
Mix. Green, Mr. McEmery, Mrs Lee. Geo
Hopkins, Mr. Hirschfeld, Mr. Gerlc, John u
Burns, VIM A Luders, + StadmuIler, WIN
Grum6lack, Chas Champney, Capt Turner, u
P Drexler, N Dahlman, Thos o'Neal' simon
Cohen.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18

Especially adapted TO warm or cold climates,
as the extremes OF heat or cold do not affect II
to is injury, or put II out OF tunc. The Strings,
Iron Rim and Frame all being metallic. they ex-
pand and contract alike, by heat and cold. az the
strain OF strings 10 70 securely held by the Iron
they do net give way and como to pieces In hot
climates, as those made In the old way.
Their great superiority is shown IN comparing
| them to the old way-madc with Wooden Rims,
necessarily thick, and held by large wooden
braces aud thick bottoms, to sustain the i'm.
mcnsc strain Of the strings, causing not only a
clumsy appearance but making them very heavy
TO handle. And then tho Gaze being or wood
and strings of metal, are differently affected by
change OF temperature, etc.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18

The cases arc elegant In appearance, and easily
and safely handled.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
THE BOARDMAN, GRAY & GO.
PLANO FORTES.
WHOLESALE AGENCY.

THE. SUBSCRIBER, LATE ArtE+r1M
L member OF this well knownETEHAn3
firm, has established o WholesaleV v
Agency ut 7IS Broadway, New York city,
where he win be pleased to receive the orders Of
his friends and the public, and especially TO hear
from those who have so literally bestowed their
patronage on the frm heretofore. He will sup.
ply these SUPERIOR INSTRUMENTS to the
Trade, Wholesale and Retail at
THE VERY LOWEST PRICES.
Made with the Insulated Iron Rim and Frame
(cast In one solid platc). They excel oil others
in Durability, Superiority Of Tone, and r.
Elegance OF External Appearance
The iron frame and ring forming the upper
part OF the case Is cast In one piecc-bringing
the strength where the strain Is, giving q larger
music scale In tho same size case, and which Is
also more ornamental In appearance. The strain
Of the strings being entirely on tho Iron Rim
relieves the sounding boards and vibrating
parts, as the Iron Rim 10 insulated from contact
with them and they give a perfect vibration.
The case IL alao made thin (similar TO tho sides
OF a guitar or VIOLIN, to which the sounding
board Is fastened; and the tone gushcs forth
with a sweetness and melody peculiar TO those
Instruments, and with greater depth, power and
volume.
These instruments are the only Pianos made
where the Iron Franc Is entirely detached and
insulated nom contact with the sounding board
and vibrating parts.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18

Address all orders to
sIBRRJA OFT,
fsT-0m4p No. TSS Broadway, New York.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18

Warranted TO Prove satisfactory, or
the Money Refunded.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
PATENT INSULATED IRON RIM.
All the.c Pianos haze

All these Pianos hare
OVERSTRUNG SCALES.
Giving In connection with the patent Iron rim
and frame, o FULL, ROUND, POWERFUL,
SWEET AND MELLOW TONE.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
PIONEER LAUNDRY,
NORTH OF VIRGINIA.
J. p. HALL, @. D. HALL. q. ". HALL,
Proprietors.

THIS OLD ESTABLISHED AND RELIABLE
i Laundry IL prepared to turn out any quaint.
ty OF Renovated and Clean Linen, without b.:
Ing damaged BY manipulation or by chcmietl
application.
Oficcs at International Hotel, Tahoe Houte
and Wallacc's Fruit Store. South @ street, Wiz
cinia; and at Charles Brodhun't, opposite The
NEWS o1hcc. and Nesey's Hotel, Main street,
Gold Hill.
Virginia, February Is, 1870. fr-Stf
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-03-18
INSURANCE COMPANIES.

III. r.
General Agent for tho Pacific Coast
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-04-01

ON ADvIcg.-Advice, like physic, i,
better To give than to take
Everybody has got stock Of it on hand
ready to administer at the slightcs. pro.
vocation.
If you want TO sound the depths of hu
man generosity, just ask somebody fol
advice
You will get any quantity of it for the
asking
And you sometimes get good jea
without asking.
On the other hand, il is difficult TO scu
anybody to take advice
There are two kinds OF advice. practica
advice aud impractical advice
For instance, when in fathcrly man
Der / advise Themis,ocles
My son, don't climb over that fence
because if you tear your ,rowscrs again
your mother will wallop you sure.
Here Is something practical q warn.
ing is conveyed so consequences not to be
contemplated by youthful mind without
dlsmay.
But when young man informs an ex-
perienced relative that he is going to get
married, and the experienced relative
says don't" it is iuipracticable advice.
Because when young man has gone
SO far he cant retreat.
There is reasonable advice and uureas
enable ADVICE.
What is the use of advising man te
keep cool when the thermometer is ut 95:
Or to get rich !?
Which is just what he would like to do
without being told.
Some people seem to be born with .hs
gift Of advice
The fact that nobody ever takes it, dom
deter them from giving advice; it is 4
species of generosity of which they never
tire.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-04-01
From the 81. Louis b inocrat.1
A REMARKABLE GHOST STORY

A young girl, about Is years Of age;
called on Captain Chris, KohIbuDd, OF tho
Second district. day Or two ago, and re-
lated the following story:
Her name is Jennie DebonDarie. She
lives at the corner Of Sixteenth add Nor.
gan streets, and is Is years old; has lived al
the house five days. She told Capt. Kohl:
[huud-who, by the way, is firm believ-
er 10 ghosts and gobllns-that man ap-
pears to her every night, and tells her
that he was Mason, and was murdered
about four years ago. She says the man
is abou: the size OF Mr. Huzza, the '.truE-
kist;" has fair complexion, and brown
curly hair; that there is deep cash 10
his throat, and cut on his head. He
wears black clothing all covered with
blood. His name is Jo+eph Scott. Id
told the girl that he had boarded IN the
Eouse with man named Philip Ambur9
IA tall, dark complexioDcd man with
black eyes and long black n,oustacbe and
whiskers, now residing in Philadelphia;
that be was murdered by this man four
years ago.
The girl said she first saw Scott ON
last Thursday evening at O'Clock. On
going into the house. the girl said, ''lf
there are any spirits here. in the name Of
the Lord, let then come" Scott cried
out '.Znola . Zoola - Jennie told hint
that was not her name, and she would
not answer to it, lie then said, Jennie +!
Jennie 80 She kaid, In the name of the
Lord, will you tell me what is the matter
with you :" lie replied, Come. and
will show you" Scott went down the
steps into the cellar. aud Jennie followed
him He took her TO the cast side and
said there was where he buried 81, 900 ia
gold. lie then took her to the north
side, and showed her where Amburg had
buried him after cutting his throat.
Scott then told her to 90 TO the Free Ma
sons and report what slic had seen. She
promised to do so. and hc badc her good
by, gave her kiss, and vanished into the
air.
The girl further stated that she saw
the man every night; that he came to
her bedside, and sat on the side of the
bed He said to her .sJennie, will you
get my bones buried!" lie told her to
exhume his. body, dig up the money, pay
ancc of the concealed treasure. She fol-
lows the business of painting, and Scott
wants her to take the money and set up
for herself. The last time she saw him
be told her he would confer upon her the
power of curing all kinds of sickness.
Whatever may be thought Of this
strange statement of the girl, it is certain
that she is fully impressed with the truth
of it. She went TO the Masonic hall. and
to several prominent Masons, who finally
sent her TO the police Office. where she re-
lated her story in an earnest manner. and
seemed anxious that something should
be done t. relieve her spiritual friend of
the bloody habil:mcnts.
We understand that committee Of
spiritualsts watched at Jennie's house
last night, and to-day we expect to hear
full report of their ghos,ly vigil.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-04-01
CHIPS.
How to put down Whiskey-Drink il

How to put down Whiskey-Drink it.
A movement is ON foot to erect O
monument to Stonewall jackson.
No miller need ever be out Of employ
ment for he can always grind his teeth.
A Sabbath school teacher in Springfield
recently presented "a jumping jack" to
each men tcr of her class.
The fellow who sings Il would not live
always" has modified it by the addition
ain cheap boarding house.
A jealous husband in Memphis broke
his wifcs nose because he thought her
beauty attaacted too much attention"
The greatest organ in the world !" said
wicked old bachelor, 'sis the organ of
speech in woman, because it is an organ
without stops"
"Mother," said Jcmima, Sam want,
to come courting me tonight" "Wei',
what did you tell him y "Oh!I told
him he mi sht come. felt anxious to see
how he would act"
A Canadian postmaster had keg of
for anything he threw a lump into the
fireplace. 1t cost his widow $3.50 to put
new roof on the post Office.
A good old Quaker lady, afterlistening
to the extravagant yarn of a shopkeeper
as long as her patience would allow, said
to him:
"Friend. what pity it is sin to lie;
it seems SO necessary to thy happiness"
"Vat you making here ?" hastily in-
quired Dutchman of his daughter, who
was being kissed very clamerously. "Oh!
not much just courting little-dat's
ALL" 20 ho dat's all! l dought you
vas fighting
| A drunken drayman drove with load
of hams twenty-one times about block
in Cincinnati one day last week, imagin-
ing that he was making strait trip TO
market. That load travelled about seven
miles before policeman stopped its cir
cult.
A GermaH professor, whose days and
nights had been devoted to underwriting
study of the Greek article, lay on his
death Calling his son to his bed
[side, he briefly reviewed his past life, adj
ding, in faltering tones Hans. be warn
ed by my error-I meant well-but I att
tempted too much. should have confined
myself to the dative case.
A lady entered store few days ago.
where butter and eggs were sold, and
complained to the proprietor named Chars
|ley, that half tho eggs which she had pur-
sIchcsed were rotten. As an excuse Char
LEY replied as follows: ssI can't help IT,
This time Of the year the hens areE Esloks,
nd. often lay bad eggs.''