Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-09-16

HOW 70 thAAe ufl hnt-feep DO
coaled.
After Napoleon wbat2 The Prus-
sian army.
Show this to your husband-A new
er-failing cure for 'sulks;" Silks.
Railroads have no affections, yet
they ought all to have strong ties.
Corduroy and plain costumes will be
very fashionable this year.
The next Sunday question Shall
we go TO church
Seaside Views"-That an visitors
are made of money, and proper sub
jects of extortion.
Some one suggests that the newspa-
per war maps ought to discourage the
belliRerents.
Holland ought to be cool country
they have tEelve thousand WindmilIa
in operation there.
The woods in Canada seem TO be
having an ''all fired bad time of IT,"
At the Iowa soldiers reunion at
Des MOines, when General Sherm8n
reviewed the men, there were 1880 I'm
column.
"Honest industry has brought that
man to the scafold, said q Wag, az be
saw carpenter upon a staging
Among the tears dropped by the
French soldiers when little Louis
picked up that bullet was the frontier.
Cleveland has a population Of 92,955
In 1860 it was smaller than Detroit and
Milwaukee, but leads them both now
by ten thousand.
One of the morning papers says :
France was no match for Germany
-.aud yet France set all Germany on
Ere.
A WidoWer was recently rejected By
damsel who didn't want affections
that had been warmed over"
A Saratoga belle, who dresses nine
teen times a day, has gone into de-
cline, So has her father. He declines
TO Pay his notes.
Texas has a new game 10 cards-one
holds a revolver, the other holds the
cards. A coroner holds the inquest
young man, do you believe In
future state z" I'm course i duz
and what's more, I mean TO enter it as
soon as Betsy gets her things ready"
Celery salad is said to be the most
healthy salad that can be eaten, and is
given as a cure for jaundice, neuralgia
and nervous diseases,
Those who comment upon Louis
Napoleon's s incapaeity as a military
commander forget that, by this time
be knows more about war than he ever
wanted to.
Men who are uotConEresssional can-
didates In a western district are dis
tinRuishable by their wearing badges
There are only six.
General Logan was renominatod as
the Republican candidate of the State
at large for Congress by the State
Convention at Springfield. Ills
Since Louis Napoleon failed 60 put
his hands on property and things gem
orally In Prussia, be IS not 30 much
one Of the Sellers as he thought he
was
1T is a curious fact, says some en-
tomologist, that it is the female mos
quito that tOrmonts us" A bachelor
says that it is not at all curious
Applicants for Indiana divorce and
families too often blessed with twins,
are prone to quote Shakespeare
"When sorrows come, they come not
singly."
Agricultural and country papers ere
DOW telling their readers How tQ
Put Up Green Corn. Readers, rural
and metropolitan, ueedno Instructions
how to put it down.
The French officers are said 10 be iu
general accord-thnt iH, when they can
got near enough together To- bo so-
but among the Prussians there is
General WraBgel, and bic one all
the time.
William Hazlitt said. II hate every-
thing that occupies more space than 20
is worth. l hate TO see a load Of band
boxes go along in the street. and i hate
to see a parcel Of big words without
anything 10 them"
A gentleman had O. little marble
statuette of Cupid in the pari0r of bis
country hOuse-bowi arrow, wings aud
all complete. A visitor, indigenous to
the region, looking peusively nt the
figure, asked the lady Of che house
"if that was a statoo Of her deceased
infant"
A little girl being sent to the store
TO purchase some dye stuff, and for
getting the name Of the article, said to
the clerk. John, what dc folks dye
with ?" "Die with2 Why, cholera
sometimes" replied John. Well, I
believe that's the name i want three
cents worth.
Steinmetz and Moltko fought in Che
wars of the first Napoleon. They found
a great difference between the hrstaud
the last of the name. But whatveteran
warriors they are getting TO be From
Waterloo to Sedan is en- interval of
fifty-fve years.