The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1870-06-04

URDAY, JUNE 4, 1870.
PITH AND POINT.

dar has twenty theatres, and
tTenty-one.
Ec me-evil forest was situated
den of Eden.
to persons in search of en-
Westward hoe
lawyer lately caught the
of his inamorata. She hav-
him, married him.
LHe IS hest sold mine 10 California
Yielded a prof. of $40 900.
ldents who recently engaged
eful midnight depredatlons
expelled from the college.
egar- hearted old bachelor
ways looks under the head
ages" for the news of the
Election Of wisdom and the
Ie philosophy is to proper
tlau our wants to our possessions, our
ambitions 10 our capacities.
When ! yourg man in Greece Joins
tie Eff lnds. his friends rfgretfully
announce the fact By saying, He has
gone into politics.
Al loving wife at Long Branch said
The borrid surf makes me keep my
mouth shut" Sarcastic husband
Take some of it home with you.
Natures sun rises in the morning,
aad rs to rest at uightfall. Many
81 tho rlssrg sons of the present day
ser up 81 noon and 90 to bed at day
break.
Sendas party (who is not very com
loFlable) -"These street cars ought to
ohagEe by weight. Stout party
(sbar9lf All, if they did, they
weU' ver stop to pick you up.
fellow once told Barnum
"a never exhibited anything
fhas not a bare faced humbug.
"y rave" said Barnum. THE
bearded ldy wasn't bare faced"
Fisls Marshal Won Hess, who died
tasslF Tienns, was eighty-iwo years
1i5 name is prominent in the
feeor most OF the battles from
&4spaa 4 Wagram to Castozza.
Youna CENT am going to give
sha teacher piece of my mind"
Tdarg LADY, would not, if was
your ace; be has got all he wants,
nA aven't any to spare"
T est thir Z in parasols is made
ef black silk, with a lace cover, cost
fog 0m fifty to one hundred dollars,
wits carved coral top and a beauti-
Iul' nted gold vinaigrette insert
cd 81 Tie handle.
s lives should be like the day,
ltiful in the evening, or like
the 4lma err, aglow with promise; and
tGe amt mn, rich with the gilden
sh ves, shere G iod work and deeds
hove ripened Oh the field.
cel.sn fop, who was arguing with
3.af clergyman on the Immortality
rf he anl, asked him: Now where
~ ron ok | shall go after death?"
W here your tailor G ,es, was the
eslm reply.
Two g0lng ladies Of Peoria recently
agreed 70 read Shakespeare together.
ms5 es1 juliet" Why" said tie
ar vre lg lady of Peoria. we can't
r.a4 aoth of thsm at once"
hea are you goirg to settle this
bfll9" We ve had settlement al
r-ede.a WheD?' "Didn't tell you
+ a.eant Il settle the bill?'' Yes"
Very vel, then; wasn't that sule
mept
ltia six year.old was walking
m fataer, and passing a church,
fas asked: What house is
r PEak is the Dutch church, /"
ae ply people go there to be
r9a nat they may become an
e-l, I'LL here he Dutch angels,
Hampshire woman went in
+. bvste. when she found that q
felerrata } her husband was wooded
fFns The little darliUes are doing
wen and are looking quite pretty.
please end their board money She
taiif ed when she learned, on his
-rof.. F1s Is 3 me. that the telegram refer
ouple of small dogs.
P and Smith were met By an
..rar ed individual. DO you
Euoe chap, SMITH" said Brown.
ne~ him: that is, l know of
r...s- 5es sculptor" Such fell
nat a sculptor, surely. You
nlstakeu. He may not be
1 ~ enc you mean. but | know
.ret tse}led tailoy 0at of suit
"a eIe h 'st Feek."
TU ar1roa. eb e thS census "a ker
esf 8so1 ted ;, 1me journalist to tret
ONT funny sketch, %hieh runs
ike hss
tsae children L 1e Marshal said
Gels ady from over the Rhine;
ms faa& shook her Saxon c1glSs
q etFlly answered. AesR-
aesban8. or course ? the Marshal said
w1 tas tady from over the Rhine;
lTaa iadv shook her saxon curis,
AEc willy answered, Netn.
piece OF triangular legal wit
trated In the Clerks office
81 ltc SD creme Court at Washington,
"Ai l1ols' day" between the Sen
atCr rom Wisconsin,, Mr. Middleton,
fae Clers, and the able and witty ex-
Attorney General of the United
stataa, rom New York. MIR. Middle
f3B said Senator Carpenter, there
ia statute il the United States that
~ man from making fool of
1922 Nor any deci ioat of the
esnr ravely rej)ined the clerk
"a &od certainly" quickly added Mr..
nth sly twinkle of the eye.
& nothing IN the practice OF
5gHjs court to warrant any other con-
slusion
aa Old Dlrkey Calculated His
Age.
se Petersburg (Va), papers relate