Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1870-06-02
All Sorts.
Press.

"A II. Stephens goes on crutches.
Iowa is to have peace society.
Spotted Tails full name is Zin-tah-
gah-lat-skah.
-Weston's walk is called a great feet.
They have struck on the Caspian sea.
"A dispute about seventy-fve cents
has made a widow and six orphans in
Terre Haute.
Ladies will please get their ages
ready for the census man.
There is restitution in Detroit, for
the free-lunch season has closed.
Dana says that Tilton's hair would
sell for seven dollars.
"A full orchestra supplied the music
at Trinity church, New York, On Assem-
sion day.
-Ex-Confederat Postmaster General
Reagan advises Texas to raise more corn.
Connecticut had one divorce to every
nine marriages last year.
One gallon a day is the Cars ca.
pacity for Russian whiskey.
There is said to have been quarrel
between DIR. Evans and Euegnie.
Louisa Muhlbach has perpstrated
four more novels.
The Congressional lobbyists made
the Governor of Georgia bleed like
Bullock"
TWENTY-FIVE dollarsy was all a man
got for his wife in Mississippi, the other
day, at private sale.
The Indian chief Yellow Hair, now
in Washington for talk, has been inyit-
ed by Lydia Thompson TO join her troupe.
The New York Standard calls for q
Margaret Fuller meeting, with Tilton for
poet. His Grecian-cut face" will look
well in rhyme.
The New York Star says Mrs. L. G.
Stanton's husband is one cf the best speak
ers it ever heard, but his wife can easily
discount him.
fatally in Brooklyn, the other day-totsl
number of glasses consumed. los.
"A jealous Jersey woman punished her
husband by breaking q kerosene lamp
over his head and burning him to death.
"A Chicago joke is to grease the keys
of the piano on which public performer
attempts to display his skill
The new Illinois Constitution sets
out for perfection, by first ordaining that
it shall never be changed.
The Mississippi Legislators make
good thing of it. Besides drawing s. u
day, one of them keeps a butcher shop
and another plays the fiddle at private
parties.
The recent Fenian raid will inspire
the eloquence of the Dominion orators at
the unwilling of the monument TO the
''heroes of Ridgeway" next Thursday.
Liverpool has a series of Dickens
streets, and Pickwick street and Dorrit
street have Just made an amicable change
of names with each other by vote of the
Over two Thousand French Cana
dams left Bonsvsnture station in one
batch for the United States. If the Ca
nadians can't annex their territory. they
can annex themselves, to the United
States.
Collector Casey left for New Orleans
" with assurances from the President that
be should retain his position Just as long
as he 1cas honest" This is the most cruel
form of peremptory dismissal We ever
heard of.
Southern made Scotch farmer laugh
30 immoderately over his =" Lord Dun
drealy," that the poor fellow actually
coughed up piece of gold coin which he
bad lately swallowed, and grieysd over
The great question now is-not about
Netherlands sanity, but-was Juarez a
during our civil war, helping
the Confederates to arms, ammunition
and stores, and all this after Mr.. Seward
treated his wife so handsomely at Wash
ngton
-Disraei published his novel in Eng
land ON commission, after refusing &c.
BOO for the copyright. He choose MIR.
Longman, the great Wing publisher, in
stead of Murray, and the recent articles
in the Quarterly on the ex-Prenier are
supposed to account for this preference.
THE servants"-Cook "Yes, Susan,
I'm writin' to Mary Ham Miggs. Sbe've
applied to me for the character of my last
missus, which she's thinkin' of takin' the
Susan: "Will you give
her one ~ Cook: "Well, I've said this
Mrs. Perksits presents her compliments
TO Miss Miggs, and begs to inform her
that consider Mrs. Brown respectable
Young person, end one as knows her du-
lies but she can't consciously recommend
her temper, which I had to part with her
IN that account It's allus best to be cam
lid, you know, Susan p Punch.