The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1870-12-17

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lady physician was called to administer
@ . gcutIcuan down with fever. "You
need good nursing," said the lady.
''Nnrse mo for life" replied the patient.
"a w;ll," was tho soft answer.
Of the Twelve surviving widows Of
Revolutionary soldiers who are ono hun
dfe6 years of ago aud over, three live in
Msine, their names, residences, and aues
being as follows, Anna Plance. of Port
land, 100; Happy Mouse, of Portland,
400, and Hannah Andrew, Of Lowell,
aO1.
Rev. DR.. Stone, Of San Francisco, yis-
ited all the brothers in the city one
night 60 get items for sermon. Among
i other items, he obtained black eye, and
hadto pay for sixteen bottles of wine,
(which the girls ordered at his expense.
Hs took up collection for the brethren
TO pay for the wine.
The Lafayette, Indiana, Journal
makes the following announcement
IA well-known gentleman, at the top of
thn ladder in the Judiciary of the State,
went to church Sunday, for the first
time In thirty-seven years. Dr. Carver
was the minister houored with his pre-
esnce."
A Kentucky woman has applied for q
- sald that her husband
70 most dead with the consumption, and
don't amount to shucks any way. Here
asa chance for moralizing, but we havn't
got time to do the subject justice !;
besides, we don't swoar.
We wonder what kind of shucks sue
maat2
The New York Sun, of Monday, says:
"General Beauregard was among the
passengers by the Vile de Paris, Which
left this port for Brcst on tho 2sth ult.
Sie goes abroad in compliance with an
anvitatiop from tho present Frebeh
Government. They have offered him
the post of General of division in the
French army. He has accepted it, and
now goes to enter upon its duties"
A brother editor wants an almanac
that will tell him when next month
expires. The cause of this want the
editer says is because he has number
OF accounts, the payment of which was
promised next month, and as the promi-
ses were made in February last, he wants
the aimahac to ascertain when he may
expect the fulflment Of said promise,
you know. We should ike one of these
almanacs.
party Of hunters in Styria, Austria,
Hfonud \ whole ifRsail Of ziiiid men con.
znopRtaip g It consistad
s ssisss Aisl, and Z e , =,
wheE we're utterly Eaked, bit corercd
wishdeaae hair. Thcy could not speak,
but only uttered unintelligible sounds.
The cave they inhabited was in an al
most inaccessible part of the mountain,
and they must have lived there many
years. They were taken to neighbor-
ing toRn, and efforts are being made to
improve their condition.
A charming girl out west has two
devoted lovers. Each pressed her name
tho ''happy day" The charming girl
was in terrible quandary. She could't
make up her mind which to make happy.
She dreaded to make either miserable.
What would sho doy She retired to
. the businesses of her chamber to think
the matter over. She thunk. She hit
upon q novel expedient. She would
marry one. in the morning of n day, to
be early named, and elope with the other
in the afternoon! 1t was an original
idea, and would have been conceived
nowwhcre but in the great west She
carried out the programme to the letter
That's how she took the two lovers out
ola dilemma.
Maine sends bear story, which must
be given verbatim. 1t runs thus Mr.
Samuel K niball, of Patten, finding an
old pine log in the woods, cut into it to
sseif it was sound. He found that it
was not sound, but he heard sound
inside and had hardly time to get to the
end Of tho log before he saw an old She
bear just coming out. He gave her blow
on the head with his axe, and was about
pulling her out when he was SURPRISED
TO SEQ two large cubs just back of their
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