Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1870-01-21
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Portage County, Ohio, De0s0cTdt1c
Press, his Recoliections Of the War Of
1872.
Mr.. David P. Reese, one Of the old
est Inhabitants Of LynchbuTg, died on
Wednesday last, aged about seventy
years.
Mr. VIM. Fl. Kennedy, formerly the
popular proprietor Of the BOllingbroOk
Hotel. in Petersburg, Va, IS dead.
Mr. X. was widely known in Nir-
gIuia.
Bob Rusk, a negro, was found In
almost a nude state under the bed OF
q German domestic at a Princeton
(Indians) hotel. Rusk was threshed
by the landlord and kicked out.
Rev. Mr. Champlin, who was born
blind, and has for many years been
engaged in teaching IN Southern in
stGutions for the blind, proposes TO
establish a school In Jackson, Tennes-
see, for the benefit Of this unfortunate
Glass Of persons.
Tna body Of Mr. Kenmore, whose
mysterious disappearance from Amer
icus. Ga. wss announced q few days
ago, was fOuud about half mile from
his residence, isaning against tree.
There was no DOUBT that he was frozen
10 death, no marks of Violence being
found apOn his person.
OTHER PEOPLES JOKES.
The only clique worth knowing
CEgu0t.
McFarland's defense viii be "phren-
sical insanity"
which animal Is never old? The
gnoO.-L NIs01.
Judy thinks this funny: "When is
q ledger not s. ledger9 Ledg-yer
know some Othe; time.
The editor and all printers OF the
Southern Sentinel are indispOsed, and
the negro preSsman is in de jury
box Mason.
The SudtoQicul says if the hens
would do as much " laying around ]"
IS the lOafers Of the town do, eggs
would be as plenty a. bank rObberies.
Deacon Foster, a cOlOred Boston Oc-
tOgenarisn, exp aims the late apathy
in respect 70 tie 6th Of January.
" Buffers bin Oar since JacksOu's bin
gone"
The latest plan to draw custom is
ula.srnsd in a Boston store. Ten
dollars uressuted to every tenth GUS
touler.'r Boa the tenth customer
never comes, a clerk s:ands at the
door and checks them or On a STATE
by mines Ala5g.
Once A vine merchant sent Lord
Derby a Bev 6lud, promising freedom
from gUut il De drank nothing else.
In reply Lord Derby wrote: " have
tasted sour wine and prefer the gout."
On = recent rainy day in New Or
leans ReWsDOy was accOsted Wil1:
" Bub, you mIist remember CrOm-
wells advice-Irust IN God and keep
your papers dry" " No you don't,
was the reply, q 1 don't trust"
The Ott0wa ,Ohio) Sentinel gives
this advice: Now, during the winter,
Svheu y1u 20 into neighbOr's prem
js.-s be sure to leave doors as you 1iud
them Il the owner OF a door does
not know how he wants it, how do
YOU know how wants it?'
A negro was caught in a mans gar
den at Roanoke, y O. the other night,
in close proximity to 4 Let OF cabbage.
When iuterrUgated as to what he was
doing, he replied: Good Lord dis
niggar can't 90 nOwhar to pray with
out Ueiu' JrOubl5dn
Saturday was a squally day in this
vicinity. At one time all the pbysi-
Clans in the town were attending cases.
Seventeen women within about hVe
miles O. town, presented their hus-
bands with handsome, lively, noisy,
NeR Years gifts. 1t was great day
for 0rnin'.-HOlH1es County (Oht0)
EdTmer.
Mother, where is the man going to
sleep?" asked q girl Of fifteen Of her
mother, who had just offered a travel
era nights rest Ia Uheir out of the way
hEt. "I'll have to put him IA with
yOa and Jack, and Kate, and Sue, and
Bet. IsuppOse,' was the reply, land
ii * Is too crowded one OF you must
turn 10 with me and dad, aud Dick,
and Tommy, &ad the twins"
FElHNINICAL.
The Bachelors Toast--Lsrge for
tunes and small waists!
Old Nile. Dejazet intends at length
10 withdraw from the stage.
There are twenty-five thousand
more boys than girls in Ohio.
Mrs. Or. Starkey, Of &enia, Ohio,
Lectures on women generally.
Brigham Young's wife has got q
cold. She sGeezes by platoons.
The census Of abandoned women in
New York is nearly completed.
Miss Campbell has been reelected
Clerk of the Kansas House OF Repre-
sentatiyes.
Prince Pierre Napoleon has always
been a bitter enemy Of the Empress
Eugenie.
Miss Lucy J. Bradshaw, Of Montpe-
lier, is chief OF the temperance societies
Of Vermont.
George sand dined the other day
with RoehefO-t and the two sons Of
Victor Hugo.
Mrs. George Smith, OF Townsend,
Vt, has braided and sold. the past
wear, one thousand straw hats.
Miss Ab6ie Pulsifer, Of Auburn, has
been appointed dstenOgrapher in Judge
DanforLh's Office, st NorridgewOck,
Maine.
A young lady Of Conden, New York,
who has been blind for sixteen years,
suddenly received her sight few
evenings since, while enjoying the
company Of friends.
During play Of forfeits, at Missha-
walk, Indiana, young lady was con-
densuod 10 kiss a hero, but she refused.
Being pressed 70 pay her forfeit like
Httle-Wonsgn, she exclaimed: "No!
Pu never kiss any man who smells
like a still-house!'
This IS the latest for brides: A plain
gold bracelet, which fastens with
lock and gold key, and which the hus-
band places on her arm at the altar,
lockiug it, and placing the key on his
watch chain. The bracelet "Can not
be removed without the husbands as
sistance, and thus both are constantly
reminded OF each other.
Several ladies in Detroit have petit
toned the City Council to appoint
Lucy N. Arnold, D., as City Physi-
clan, One OF the signers, moved by
~ allusiOn to the petition In a local
yer, writes " that there are no three
pa. - upon the whole list that would
.lil,. -laiilS a OF encourage anything that
L Ll'e.lts'l a the eniranchisement Of
per Pl.l .aln' h,t on the contrary, would
,,,il,i NolltI1 p - me Of the most appalling
evils that eo1ld Ia u upon tne ALliel ...i,o !,
can people. aud woulL' urge every 'Iue