The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-08-18

dogs running away from EN- il affrlte,
and send EN- to Massychoosits, Comet
ticut and Calitorny."
''The caricatoor NV Chase and the
greenbacks, wat kin do with theN?''
sed !.
"Do with emf" he ansered, "chaDge
the caricatoor to portrate, and under
the greenback write "In this sine we
conker,," and send EN- west. | wish
that all our work wuz ez easy ez Chase
hez made this.
"The Horris Grceleys kissen The mig
ger wlmin wat shel be donewith them"
| askt
"lmprove IIorriscs fcechers to suth-
in ordinarily intellectooal-sohen the
wenchcs face, and for an inSkripshcn
write The era NV good foelm hes come,
and send EN- South Half nv the bar
ners inskrF5ed 'Frce Trade and down
with tie Protective Tariff, send list pz
they are to thethe West and South: the
other half must doctored triAe. Rab
ont the first six words, leavin only
protective Tariff and senl EN- to
Pennsylyany, Moo England, and sich
Congressional DeeSlricks elsewhere cz
are largely interested in manufakters., ;
so far SO good" sed |, but there is
thousands NV banners protestn agin
drafts and sicb, wich we reely cant af
ford to lose. The muslin onto which
ther painted is eE good ez new, and its a
pity to throw EN- away.
"There's no need NV THROWN nv EN-
away, or even wastin paint on and la
hor on EN-. Send EN- jist es they are
to the interior counties uv Pennsylvany.
The Democratic central committees in
those counties probably know that the
war is over, but the rank and file Nv
the party don't and these II do to fire
their hearts ez well ez anything else.
See that all that is done, and be very
keerful to pack and send EN- per dreck-
shuns.
Ez soon ez the artists he'd finisht ther
work | plckt EN- and thankt heaven
that tejus work wuz off my hands,
but little did antispate the sea NV troub-
le into wich he'd plunged myself and
the committee | he'd two assistants
to direct the boxes and the committee
sent us a demijohn NV likker for re-
freshment. We refresht perhaps more
than wuz prudent, considrin the very
delikit nacber NV the work we he'd to do,
and recklis stupidity directid the box
es at random. Ez mite hcv bin ex-
pectid, the banners intendid to capcher
the niggers in the South went to South
ern Ingeanny where they stone Mig
ger lovers, and the caricatoors NV Mig
gers intendid for Southern Illinoy went
South. The Free Trade banners went
into PennsylyaDy and Pertective Tariff
ones into the wheat states NV the West.
Every box come back, and sich let
ters as accompanied them. The Penn
sylvania Committee all sed that eff Free
Trade wuz trooly made part Nv the
Dimocratic creed they wood swaller it,
but it wuz dose for en-, but all the
rest cussed US for set NV iieots. A
niger in South CarIiny, wich our peo-
pie down there had capchered, opened
a box (wich should hev gone to In eany)
containin horrible caricltoors nv his
people, and read the letter wich we en-
closed in wich we urged the Central
Committee to fo the battle upon the
one jeo that niggers wuz apes and wuR
entitled to no rites whatever He in
dignantly wantid to know "ef this wuz
Dimocracy!" The Committee man in
Inieanna, who shood hev got this box,
got one instid full Nv the picters nv the
improved Greely kissing the female Mig
ger, with the nskripshen "The era nv
good feelin is come" and hcindignant-
ly wantid to know "ef this wuz Di-
mocracy2" and so on all around.
This thing NV heyin a dozen sets NV
principles may hev its advantages SNt
kin swear that it hez its perpleS IS.
The Committee wuz immejity SiIed
together agin to take sich steps ez they
kin to nootralize the effects Nv the blum
der Wat they kin do in matter the
Lord only knows.
PETROLEUM V. Massey.
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