, 1870-03-13
TEE Rad LORD BRACKRnBuRY:
Tho only Chest story which Il True.

1T 0tokQH An0pdTG8 GALA.
Thtie !. ts-~ Ths op'y ehott stc7J which ~
detk NJ q th1os do.n Rsse Of dedaeoe, waIen
nsJ be prou puy taken mp 1os oaty ~ ny E1nsr-
Roty tellrk colltsEuea IN tA'a m.scEllanv, but OF
al tvtY the t1ree ktredons and tns Bttuth Colo
Itet7,ot % otss Eotni! Z o. our i:d1.n Empire ADD
cod 10 mite ~ 4r!kus objected fhe sunefcr IRON
catar1n 10 D,m vno okd = bad a,tsck OF ''tne
saumcs " Tre,e It II sgs,u- Erofyoooy protelses
oi,ly @ e ID opn 0Js psi',ep,sT a ro.tto smnpI1,
which be cla.ma . kind pt privately p-rso III prop
cry; ba' 10 0tutiiJ sefases 70 placs aay Gro.
De gbba: ns5. ~ DOT uIfrrquesuy deuouoees m
Ihe oppoAiuou nstrzuse A. "fnose." Aoat OF Us
h.se rome lit IL i,le OF our owe. peoped eptlrey
LIZ tia, the xojscent Arch,pellso sna} % r1unt.
Cd Our o"n eno~ts ara sI-1o AL 10 Vi: but o;her
eut ansu tae x7rd antrg auopK the ieaSess OF
supun tnrtuRn ,na cratntos ol 4 tu,ued novel.
iwll 70 tho trnts OF ny osu fhoa: s.oty
AasIs1s IN Casl ctrJ-soout ,h- naraest ordeal cf
t~ta1lon can coLcr've. VIII do ptH wIa any
aq N ~ a.
axe, or qcst'es-sIan. That The B u Lora Brack-
c1buIJ ksN tbo.t .tl 11stntnl7 10 tne fics oi
1 neeas ,ons Rnos % q a5na,. lGd Io.s9 t Ia "a
aIaams!s d Ted.ons. sna ;osf wHise
Gesse sta yoaf isscnss q % coouei q .post Ds:psfa.
who're tpaI ton scco1d1uR to ste tnfuteys Of
aos.t no, e.r Lsns ~, !. .,s:ols every Aoaall
p.ed 10 Be etected On execution days, Win M
pead u der his left am ! tusp ny 1n9ers as
sase, dear ii, q uad.u: 5eu should nave strong.
CT Ietvts and nrnet muscleh Ct mid tnaa 70
la,en Tor ope mrnett 10 socn ridiculous lanc:ea
The ghost ttot1ea e1tant afe Tue neresl rubbish
Richard III lever saw ary shadows on the era Of
BoAwolt6 Field The 1JrAnt VAS suffering irotn
delt7um trems!A. The blood noltered Hsnaao neves
ArfE&h a. A6A ~ in7kN fnh rIhA
trt16us Scot nad Eefely ea:en TOO much hARxit,
snd bad ~ art touch OF INDIGESTION hamlet
j. ne nss esen
| % N imaginary peisonsge IN eomp'ets sxuos
| on the nsttenents At EYsnofa tn
o y91s f s 70
| my. Tae Witch & Etdor vas mere spI,trap-
| PEI, who sho1lu have oten BenE to toa tre1dnlh
iau % ths \ tns cocl .ane gsos: dd 70 d. Jonnsor
Out cf tafs ehao- ot tmpoature AID nendacss, /,
it eopsclir 2 apd 1effe-hlnk 70 pick out one ire
~ idio; Ct s.tu1da, IevIeVez could qaesuon u,
e5Atsrce Ct tho paantn n which Has SEGA b. III
Ead Lotd Bfacte1bulT.
rot ontJ b, tno coz mon peopse, oat oY parsons o
bis own degree, TO s.iotuttn nin IRON sewers
n e 1err,,@ tho nsue Il 10 tosn aud prov nso7
ssf adopted ~ surusme By tno foander of II
Etaian LraIch, who came -nter VITA tho Cor
guefcs. ard haa something % do With the rora
sonndine sppeilsiion tnsn Jeaa Fe1fsileai. Frol
The pzetehcs y .nIee horne. shoea ptopet on 10
John wa 10 soue manner ooEneetsd with tne a
OF isI11ery but tuo nt thlea bundled years late
"Hr Jtho Ferallot Brac1enou1I '-for tn
ssse eeoe .on tnsy Mf
xly. tlmo4t u gta, ol.. indeed, ~ Talbot. Q
which tie root Il tas1taoh cutter o. uppe
sncb % ,a m na5nestT @ e1os st,<Hz. tho profes.soa
and col1ulets hununsn 10 conc medieval pAc
OF h0rnoa ..... --
KMe Cbal.es IL. They had been clever eEOu9h
: keep thslr estates d1rIlg Tue c1sl valsi and. !
! deed. Sir Ralph Brac8eI burr. snlnAmed =
HFox,n bsd been Que OF the L1fda Of CfoDWell
Coutcil; but ha wss wealthy enough 70 fsrd ~
G. axis sone noney soon aft.1 A. As!.-t,
tna % ~ son
: | Calitd tie - sHande1ne" L0la BraCtenbuEy-
ws2 lne best otested man Of hls sRc, colso1t
much Win Loso RocbesitI spd ~ Casrlss ssale
q CT II o.es who had presumed to say tEas tho p1e
: ess Of Porsmoutn tqasuteo. Ia WnI!an III
ID a6o nsa a en;esta,t I "a b..aoa Bufnes, and iouad
atcho.srth'p at Sion Co'lege, AID several cuar'
r. schools at Pulitzer. T1is Persoa -, one Of
. lion ei the Go1pel in Foreign Parts, YVES s1cces
> 60 b. his <ldest ton. voo'e nirfotf1toi II was
- be kronn IN hlst4ry ~ the - Mad lord Bra
1episbt ecoeutlic,tles ~ walking down P4i NJ
st tERh neon without ehotn AID oektaRs1
:. with lgnted candle IN out haod. eliminating
ID hs es.aiirg to AZ ote pipe 10 tue Hoaae OF Loi
during dtoa1e On the bill for R-tuiue tne suce
sion to lhe thror e. and tstipg of his fa'l-oossou
~h,9 ard hnrl!1g II It the ge"1lemsn nsaet Q.
biaek Tpd--wA8 seq quesusttd from Ep'lfe soc'
In | ard cobnden TO the care OF M exemplary per-
)" kLowp ~ n" rsd doctor" !" sDo, Tor the ulllnR
ii pnder;osf 10 cuin mo demenuted noblemsn
Id stttylnR, teatttR, Raggin9, tnckinK. bleeding,
II olisteii1s him Win eress loeralisy and pune
1e Tic Mad Lord B1ackenbury dlea g. -. ,,,ayy my
,,ss2s eSo sSo ~ W. s;a y
tsssss ,suN. 2.ssso1 1ss e nasnuooss sesto1ed N
ID s1ae ltc1a.s. III satace q ~ sna. tn'a g
or | name Nas identical win t1At given To noton
re I Queen Ct En1lard Who burnt almost ~ H
no PIo,ea1.ns, II 8mttnne}o as her adnni1aoie III
"a. 1ooseqgeLtly hanged and eiat mo9 Hel!ed Ron
he Io1d BrscfeupurY 1as a onieer ID 1ne pa7y
ot- ; Lieutenant be hsd devt.ed Al unutty Of 1nt
: FostCspta'1,he vas believed % na.a the Or
he boast stcilbed 10 comusndef Of 4 pcs later
hat that he nxd JUS lelHor board hs ship the bA
q e. e sle, Eco and tseI .ere n.peJ isss 10
IeH tshment was over, vhtle The otncr nalf wesc
pie lighted a having etsapea. !os snss a.! It ).
Of xhat iteqceDt N the ships conmandea oy Zap
or- | Brsck+nbnEs, the LordA OF the Admiralty b
thn 81 last to doubt the er1cacy Of . tylten Of q
led tee.nsnltng ine defenders ot tner country. !!
,cal ing en- IN bresd nsgs 10 the mtz1en track,
s ss n 8 snas 81
70 nes 9e 5ast mn G hs f II
ere That d 10 say Captain, now Admiral Bra:
be bury Mas placed On nal ~ pay; I nad - -
Ms tns fer apssas ct 1 Sar een.a1y
my. aenp.n Of ~ own fanny. to y. ses.sn,.
4c. Iarcssa;rs, Were h,s psoad ances. ta' acres
orm slyuated. He vent ou hal1 pay IN tno lsst ye
d'a- zone Years after the secession 81 hirg @
Ian. II. There Ia Statute OF Limitations. sup
- 10 the duration Of the MAXIM Ds naortu
IT, e. tss hums sSnas 1sa aesa ana ss Psp5es In
his. lion Oh his tombstone In Brackenbury !
y q Church ha.lDs bscoae h. X sn5s time pa p1sss,
nlu- see being now e1:iIct, tnera will b
bout btrm IN limiting that more 1nulsl
indie rut1an than the Admiral never existed stnct
aoas HE IL msired IN meek sonss id, of cn.sa,f
tue nnure neire.a with ta1r hs,s sed blee e1es.
IN pos osf ismii, A o! sons ss and dsushes .na 6e
rcelJ bnIled her 70 death. pr. DoeJ ford. The do1
chaplain, reminded nes IN & nes ~ y Minssa ~ -
ao1e' lady replied that sne hoped %, with al ner
Or. po.yfotd vas not ~ oniy ecc!e
suschet TO His Loidsalp5 tamllJ: a,
Clergyman relided It BlAckenpury
:, 10 EDUCATE his Lordah'pi sons, nse IN
rer; and II tn.s gentleman was De
sstMs tuIot 10 Masters Tnonas Jones aao BMut,
Ryage IanlY Of Squlto AflwoUnyt ne nut cel
nes, nave been near relation 70 toat dleuna
,ment pedagogae- He ecGurRed, under tue ps
. par- dlsecsicn, Ills unfortunate pupIa uumesc.iu
nsve ue.hpIgh inceAlnut; and II sxs eoe cnlt
sento Of tro asns ioosmtn n t ne noa.e . a.
d.tion tue. A1J saort oomlngs 70 shI4 cogrse
J l.sd cpine were tppplemenssd hy ~ Aam,;'
- "a. ulnutlre bloTs from hunting whip q
oees yrs foomcn and s,ooHt ~ eo1nu} 1 +
,'s,ed asS asSsa he ss' e9s:' aassee Ees
ST5ssss stor: :Ss @ rae @sse
y atu- the wn'pp rE-post were ht. ia!orse " epeG
itustd popalaily 10 be said that the Adolf A si
ontlI signed foms poor wresoas m.stln
couiso be VA Chairman Of Qpar-er ssasl.
nad been aRn saes1n. AID entertained ~ n:
wnsn, Sas1 'I1' il sddition TO lie eesatssa: qus
ready quoted. II u sa:d tn2t Adn1si Lof
vc vs's so1es geSe@sn a, &.
IN duel, It uav be owned tnat ne 49, va
ee,her undessEs'pE OF tse s.nsu1a M
u's e psa'Hgsd Fl. he on v.i e b. 70 And ne.1s
ileieo, s1d cassed tnsm, but sns{ 1sss, q,
r sot1ss, ent let sseoanerel. as Tss !
nntsl nan. ne never claimed tnas saett
fsfqneuT, OF tbc exIAteLCe OF AolCa sEel
~. ninJ hints In the comedies Of the ei
>" &ae ceu,ur1, he preserved big gstre IL the
Tilusm Rctue, a1d would hare hanEtd
I, II he could, for w.r,rg \ hare o. anrtn0tr
ridge; yet, II Cnnstrnas AID Easiel.
away vaAt quantities Of game, Ard Of
stueF. and bApkeu, and brandy. I
| man who went up To Hstckenoo1J
on buasnes. H.,h Ny Lord. EeeE
Ia The 4 That HIS LoEtshlp would sEeax It ht11L II
iiteEIIt, from being . remote contlnG
His Lntdanip might rreak cudgcl over
dtrr, CT ksci him down sslrh- bt1ll I
va a4usned th1t Whatever mi9ns &.
sodes OF lhe interE!eH. It voold no.
W1tnout Hls Lordshfp shouting oot %
ATake this rogue into the ste1eo snd =
,,,tn of | helfyyul OF F1c1uslss" And n4uy u
soa " hioSen pase Of pun Of broken sntns )
pensatea BY the 17,cJ slrlo1ns Ard c7as
And tie toe, hHcme cnee4e, and tue 81
n frr Ate Of HIS LOfuRhfpA blttery. II