Iowa voter. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1867-1874, 1870-08-11
pvRREmT PARAcRAPHs.

-Dimgreeable and impertinent-Ruin
staring person in the face.
dying for love-C oloring your NOUS
tache to please woman. t5
Tho most ateadfast followers of our
fortunes-Our creditors.
--Minnesota has 9, 900 post Offices, 1894
more than 20 years ago.
Tho policies of the Warrington are
paid within sixty days after receipt OF
proofs OF death.
When 10 Chinese the most like .
vegetable! Why, when cue cumbers
his head, Of course. ag
Tho Connecticut Legislature, which
adjourned . few days ago, was In session
seventy-nine days.
-" Gone up tho flue MS the California
saying for man who has failed IN Q
financial project.
Russia has sent an exploring expedi.
ton, including some ofits most prominent
scientific men, to tho North Pole.
Phoebe City, Utah, has but one
spring, and that dries up every summer,
90 that water sells for ten cents gallon.
Every member Of the Warrington
Life Insurance Company arc interested In
it, success. ,-.r
-Sorosss says that since the invention
Of the needlc-gun, there 10 NO reason
why women should not fight ~ well ~
men.
A YOUNG man OF Peoria, Ill.,, = son Of
one OF the oldest families Of that city,
has gone crazy by the continued use OF
whisky.
"A recent week was the hottest con-
secutive seven days ever experienced in
New York city. The average Of the
thermometer Was "a degrees.
An exchange complains that ice 10
now four times the price Of coal. Next
winter the thing will be evenly balanced
then coal will be four times the price OF
Ice.
I'm the town Of Lysander, N. Y, two
fiat stones have been accidentally dug up
upon one of which 10 engraved, "Mur.
dercd E. a., 1852" and upon the other,
Revenge IL Sweet"
! -" Can you steer the main mast down
the forecastlo.s tairss ?" asked sea-captain
Of new hand. Eyes, air, can, il you
will stand below and coil II up" The
captain didn't catechise that man any
moro.
"A tradesman having bought door.
mat with the word 60lre (welcome) In
the centre, q country relative, on seeing
the mat, remarked, ~ say, Cousin John,
what kind Of salve 10 that you make and
advertise on your door.mati"
An opulent Pittsburgh beggar be.
lieves that style 70 what tells on the pub
lie, and sOlicits aims from . splendid
carriage, with . card hanging outside In
forming the world that he has been for
many years . sufferer from rheumatism"
. "A young woman Wa seen sitting BE-
meath the ahade Of . large maple tree on
Broad street, Philadelphia, soliciting aims,
with the following placard around her
neck: Bind for ffty years, and the
father Of eight small children"
"A Columbus photographer presented
. revolver at the head Of q gentleman
who was sitting for his photograph,
with the cheering remark: Ny reputa-
ton - IN artist q at stake. 1fyou don't
look smiling IN blow your brains OUT
he smiled. Etias
"A ragged little urchin, begging in the
street the other day, was asked by 1 lady,
who filed his basket II his parents were
living. Only dad, marm," aid the boy. |
Then you have enough In your basket |
to feed the family some time" said the |
lady. "Oh no, / haven't neither" said
the lad; "for dad and me keep I'VE board.
era he does the house-work, and I do |
The mArket'u."