The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-10-28
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Motto for an Arab tribe-Up sDd Be-
douin. 8..s.
The last sell Of the New York sun-
Russell.
The philadelphia dremca are atxiys
in fighting trim.
The Lougworth sstste IN CinsisHsA
pays s25. 600 city tax. 10
Lena Bueila Josephine Roberts Mul-
dora Jones - result Of shs ssssss =
Indiana.
The late RI rebel General Sseriiag
Price left 81 900 600.
All Gin and Ung arc two of Ssa
Frapcisco's most urbaDc and poIishtd
burglars. sa
Prosperity is blessing TO the good,--
but curse to the evil.
Straight drinks will soon mako it, sub
ject crooked, so
A volume that brings tears 70 your
eycs-a volume Of smoke.
A Spanish proverb says one 81 did" b
worth dozen 81 wish had"
The dress Of frivolous firt, howsvSr
abundant, is next to nothing
A woman black ns the ace of spsdes
says she was born to blush unseen.
: When does the rsiE become too fsnfI-
isr to iady7 When it begins q, pstter
on her back -.
1t is said that spring has been diseov.
cred near London, Kentucky. that Arans
chicken soup. ~
A white bat, rs rare . curiosity n .
white blackbird, was captured in Nip
pert saloon in Paris. ssa.a
Some one very atrociously says that
the Germans are at lagcr-heads with he
French.
Why is pig with twisted tail 1ikss
ghost in Hamlet Because IL oosh
tail unfold. 1
If a tailor agrees to put braid on acoet,
does he always consider she ssreenest
bindipg7
Washington said I: "Show yosrseif not
glad Ut the misfortunes ofanothef, though
be we're yoar enemy" ~.
| Josh Billings says: am poor nss.
bu, have the consolashun, am poor By
acksidcut, not design.
An individual at Bangor declares thas
sits working between meals that's killing
him."
Brick Pomeroy and G. j. fuekes
have disposed Of the New York Dolly
Democratic j. Ii. Lambert o
The census in Indiana reveals the tset
1 that in majority of cases where twins
are returned the husband is younger thsa
the wife.
/ A New Orleans court has decided that
calling man !" small potatoes" deesh't
render it legal to-knock him down with
watermelon. -
j Mcthuselah," the largest Of sew
grove Of big trees recently explored in
Tuolumne county. Cal, i eighty fssH
feet in circumference At the roots.
No person ever got stsne BY kssasss
who kept away from where they WE'RE
It is SO with bad habsts. MU
A Succulent Rooe-Perhaps money i
the root Of all evil; bst, Ut is one Of those
succulent and grateful roots for which We
are quite willing TO dig.
Another man has tnrped up wh0 %
|, ninety years OF age, who never rods on
the ears and never ehewed tOtsceo.-
This time he belongs in Canada, n. h,
Il Time and money-.Stubbs. my dear
fellow, isn't it about time you repaid ne
that loan :" Augustus, my boy. II ian'e
q question of time, but > question Of
money"
"Jim, what makes Jour cats keep mp
such cursed meuing all night !"-
J "Don't know. Bill suppose, though,
it's on account Of their mew cuss mem-
brance."
Fame is like s shaved pig with greaa-
cd tail, aud it is only after Il has sffp.d
,, through the hands Of some thousande
that some fellow BY good luck holds on
! TO It.
sI Plain hanging is paying well out with
those western reporters. They tell ct Z
mans "spisit being choked out ct HID
mortal casket at the end Of the hang
man. cord.
Said one gentleman Of honor to anoth.
er: IF yon don't aeeept my challenge,
: shall put yea il the papers. Go
: ahead" said the other; 81 had rather
fill dozen papers than oae eofin-
I'll The total number Of COWS in Illinois
: used for the cheese business 10 80, $50,
: valued at $50 each. Total capital iuses-
III ted. Sl.676, 600. Amount Of cheese
: made, l6, ,Oes. 900 pounds. 20
el A young nan Who oi6ciates II res
: tarrant, went to sleep ina Syracuse
church last Sunday. and snddeuly aston,
r ished the congregatiea by awakening and
IS cslling ont, Ham asd eggs for tSo.'
Upon hearing that Prince Fredesiel
J, Charles meant to attack Nancy, Mrs
Q Partington told Ike that she always
4 thought those Prooshun Princes were
mean enough 20 strike q woman.
8 8 Man proposes, but God disposca. : said
: rious aunt to her over-eonfideat nisce
lssLet man propose to me if he ds1e,
5 was the response, "and / viii dispose o.
him according to my own views, % b
. suits me"
: aSec here, Grips, understand 70.