The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1870-02-03
All sorts.
Wyoming has 700 women voters.

A ST. LOUIS woman has taken a $12,0
e contract for matchmaking street in ths
city.
: The people of Saratoga Springs send ava
20, 600 tons of mineral waters each year.
l The prettiest girl in California rises eye,
! morning at O'Clock, and milks three COW
before breakfast.
Colorado has seven hundred and seventeen
, Lodges OF Free Masons.
} A London dry goods house has prohibited
its clerks from wearing mustacheS.
Age should always precede beauty. There
fore let the old folks retire before ten O'Clock
Alkaline Patti says she considers the arms
! of husband the best necklace woman can
wear. o+''%''oi ~
Mrs. DR.. Mary Walker says she objects to
the present style of ladies dresses because it
destroys all idea of form below the waist.
A New Yorker is out with patent cushion
for sleepy young ladies on the cars-a fellows
shoulder.
| Brooklyn has discovered that fashionable
dressmakers steal from two to five yards of
the material besides the "bits."
A wolf was killed in tie town of Rich.
mond, Walworth Co. last week weighing II
pounds.
Does "bill-ious attack " mean a sudden
accumulation of greenbacks?
If there is no statute against playing Oh a
Tyre, is man liable for drumming lawyer
on the head?
At Sidney, Ohio, young woman went into
a store and asked for 'sfeline intestines for
lyrical purposes = M M 81 N
A Brooklyn woman says she. has hated the
idea of hugging ever since she got damned
between the ferry oatsand the dock. 4
IN describing new organ, countryeditor
says: IS The swell died away in delicious .suf-
location, like one singing sweet song under
the bed clothes. :"
1t is proposed to pass a law in Connecticut
restricting people from procuring divorces
until they have been married at least two
weeks.
A music seller was ately overpowered BY
fastidious young lady who wanted to pur
chase MIR. Hoods song of an under garment"
A horrid man down east says he believes in
the women'S movement-on washing day. 1
An old bachelor, seeing the words, fam
lilies supplied 3f0yer the door ola shop, step.
ped in and said hewould like wife and two
children,
At funeral in a Brooklyn church, the other
day, six ladies had their pockets picked.
One Of the victims was robbed while looking
at the corpse. II
in love with the same actress, and there is O
"row" between the old man and his son.
g.
Over and above mean the same thing but
there is a vast difference between man who
is above-board and one who is overheard.
The last fashionable New York bride has
$3.50 night-dress,, and says she is prepared for
a fire during the night.
A Maine man, who happened to glance
through the window into telegraph Office
at depot, the other day. called out to a
travelling cQmpanton to come and see them
make paper collars.
In Tennessee recently, in a fit of insanity,
a man threw his two children down q well,
and jumped in himself the children being
drowned, and he fatally injured
A little three-y year old girl in New Orleans
recently astonished her mother--who attemp-
ted to correct hereby motioning her away
with chubby little hand and scornfully saw
ing "Shoo. fly, don't bodder me ="
"Boys, g" asked the teacher of an infant
Sunday school class, g did you ever see an tle-
phant's skin ~ ~ Yes, sir, did, piped
little fellow away down at the foot. " Did
you, Robert Where was it?" On an ele-
plant, sir. " eA 4
Of all the declarations of love, themost adj
mirable one was that which young geutle-
man made to q oung lady who asked him to-
show her the picture ofthe one he loved, when
he Immediately presented hera mirror.
An old trapper of Arizona, who has just.
scalped his fifteenth Indian, says. g. 1t is
good Staying out here this season.
President Grant has received suit Of
clothes from Siberia, made of Siberian furs,
and cut in the Siberian fashion
Wisconsin has 626 persons who draw pen.
sions from the~aUnited States. The amount
paid them is $575, 649,66.
The young women of Lewiston, Me-, have
formed society pledging themselves not to
kiss man who uses tobacco.
A small carriage drawn by four trained
goats is now kept for hire in Central Park,
When Fort Scott girl is slyly kissed, she
puts on trown and says, put that article
right back sir, where you stole it from "
A little boy diaputing with his sister recent
ly exclaimed '''Tis true, for ma says so: and
if ma says so, it's so if it amt So"
Miss Susan B. Anthony says that she never
heard of so many men in one place being SIM
lultaneously affected with sore throat as she
found in Washington in selecting Congress-
men to speak at her Suffrage Convention.
A Nashville wedding party was completely
demoralzed, day or two since, by brother
of the bride, who fired three shots into the
carriage. No particular harm was done.
Agfewyearsago an ingenious gentleman
managed to get drunk freeo of expense almost
daily in the streets of London, by filling
down in a fit, with small placard on his
of hot brandy and water"
Punch illustrates plump youngster APP
plying for the place of page, to whom the
mistress says: " wish my servants to have
plenty, but don't allow any waste" Page
=" Oh, no. mum which I'd eat and drink
til busted, mum rather than waste anything,
mum. "
In the Wyoming House of Representatives,
recently, a distinguishedmemb Der, seeking to
sustain point OF order, partially removed
his outer garment, and remarked: Mr..
Speaker, if some reliable man will hold my
coat, I'll teach the honorable gentleman that
he Is out of order" The point of order was