The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1870-06-03
INKOTYPES.

INKOTYPES.
Late habits-Night Gowns.
A simple-ton-2000 pounds.
Domestic infelicities-Cold feet.
Carlyle is 75-almost child again.
Petroleum territory is holy ground.
"A thorough asher-woman-Sal Soda.
Fun calls ox.tail soup joint stock af-
fair.
"A favorite cir of the ladies-the first
heir.
Mrs. Mcfarland Richardson is serious
lyil].
do others as they would like to do
YOU"
-Fitz John Porter is selling coal in New
York.
The Gar of Russia is said to be slowly
dying
-'What are the wild waves saying ?"
Let US spray.
of the ninety-two counties in Indiana
eighty are reached Ly railroads.
Little Lotta, the ruby haired actress, 10
to marry Cuban in New York.
Can curl over the forehead be called
Locke on the Understanding ~
jacob Early, father Of Gen. Jubal A.
Early, has just died at the age of 81.
General Grant has concluded land
purchase of $50, 900 near Bladensburg.
The Detroit Poss calls killing a man
committing an act of insanity upon him.
Railway trains are expected to run
through the Mount Gents tunnel in August.
Hon. J. Halderman, NJ. c., has just ta-
ken \ daughter of Senator Cameron to wife,
Madame Parcpa Rosa has been invest
ing part of her fortune in Chicago real es-
tate
"A yearly license fec of five dollars is to
be required of all who carry firearms in Eng
land.
Joe Gaylord, the negro minstrel, has
inherited $50, 1000 from defunct Honolu
lu uncle.
They make three Yankee clocks every
minute during the working hours at Bris
tol, Conn.
The commerce of the Ohio river fig
urcs up the immense sum of $s94, ,0OO, 900
per annum.
Senator Ames will marry Blanch Butler
in July. Those are his aims; and that will
be her Ames.
-Manton Marble. of the World, who has
been threatened with blindness, is recover
ing his sight.
Canada issued her new fractional cur
rency last week. This week it las been
counterfeited.
You may sometimes stir fire with an
umbrella, but you can never keep the rain
off with poker.
"A milkman accounted for the weakness
of his milk by saying that the COW got
caught in the rain.
"A new reading-Whom the gods wish
to destroy, they first make another man
Temporarily insane"
"A woman in Nashville shot at her lover,
and succeeded in perforstiog a ncighbor's
COW, which died mildly but Immediately.
"A country customer ofone of our CON-
mission houses writes: II send 20 but
ternegss- cellum, and send prose seeds by
male. '-Chicago Journal.
An unpleasant person says II is great
convenience to have women for postmis.
treeses. They can not only inform an ap
plicant if there is letter for him without
looking, but can tell him what's in it.
-Cuffy said that he would rather die by
a railroad smash up than by a steamboat
burst up, for this reason: If you git off
and is smashed up, dar you is; but if you
git blowed up on de boat whar is your"
"A Maine Yankee has invented IS
sewing machine, which is about as large as
four. .bladed jack knife, and is self feeding
and knits perfect elastic seam. 1t looks
like an apple pairer, or nutmeg grinder.
The only thing in the amusement line
in Palmyra, N. Y, is the measles. They
are having splendid run, says the Rochss'
ter Democrat, and are attended principally
by children. Measle matinees Wednesdays
and Saturdays.
| -C1Sk mas SppHeu tAo TIlseensA A"0nu
ment to his team for Long Branch. The
team is to consist of three pairs of horses,
each pair containing one white and one
black animal. The whole turnout costs 4
matter of $s5, 900.
| An unamiable remark is reported a. be.
ing made by an ex-belle concerning 4
youthful beauty has become the talk Of th'
day: "She reminds me of . comb wher
she laughs" )" said the ex. ''Wherefore, my
dear X" because she shows Ill he1
teethr'
"A young man who has tried until h
knows, tells Us that If you 60 to call on
lady. and she crochets diligently oil th'
evening, and only says ''yes" and mo,
you can 60 away about nine or quartz
past without breaking any of the rules o
etiquette.
"A new trial 10 granted by the 1llinoi
Supreme Court in the celebrated breach o
promise case of Craig VI. Sprague, in whicl
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