The Cairo daily bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1870-1872, 1870-06-06

Gke Bulletin.
INsPECTION OF TUE CnaO ''
TRlOTIsM MANUFACroH'


ho .g,o,oAo Those Of them who had
mona, copId not be squeezed on, Of a pa
rrio,ic dollar. A happy thought seized
ono of the of1ce-seekers. Could not ma
terra, be hired: material was lying idle
a, Anna, there was ''dead beat patriot
n, Carbondale, whose "mNsion' 10 Wash
inr,on for office bad signally failed; q
printer toe. to be sure, rs nm editor and
nubli.her. he had always been successful
-failare-but, then, it'was suggested lac
nigh, do well enough to manifest the
light 20 the dark element to teach them
the way they chad ought TO go for tho
put-up candidates for Congressional and
State Senate honors. Consultation was
held with the interested parties, but 1t was
found that nothing could be done without
Barton, of the Carbondale Ncir Era. There
was hurrying to and fro, aud finally Bar
ton, partly to get rid of "borc'---and
partly with view to future projects, went
security for the hire of the press, etc, and
lent the prestige Of his name to strengthen
weakness-Davis being an unknown guam
,ity financially aud editorially. Linegar
went into ecstacics to think he escaped
without being squeezed out Of cent.
The thing was settled - the San burst
upon the dazzled eyes of the Cairo
outsiders, and threatened TO scorch up
the whole Democratic party - But
LrrrS, council and all Parts were
assigned to each one of the ring. a. you,
Sir, held the chief honors in your hsnd,,
it was thought you were entitled 10 the
privilege Of paying the paper As "a
committee meeting of the Cairo patriot
manufacturers, an entertaining dialogue
similar to thatin Mid Summers Midnight
Dream, between Snug Ounce and Bot
tom took place In this wise
Snug nejoiaer-l LISEoAR you
the lions part written pray you' If 1t
be give 1t TO me, for am slow or study.
Ounce he carpenter PoPE you may
do it oyiempore, for il Is nothing but roar
ing. H.. .
Bottom, he Ueerer-( DAvIsl--Let me
play the lion, too. will roar that will
do any mans heart good to hear me-
will roar that will make the Duke say,
let him roar again--let him roar again
Well, Sir, the roaring Of Bottom the
weaver, has been done TO order on your nc.
count and your colleagues at So much per
roar, ever since. Blu, ms the "colorcd ele-
ment wouldn't respond 10 the roarist, the
r0arist mus, be taken 10 the "colored ele.
ment' 10 manufacture votes, popularity,
notoriety, etc, You, Sir, Linegar, and II
! am not mistaken, Pope, engaged the
services q Brother Shores TO gather the
elect together. On the appointed evening
the colorcd cohorts We're congregatci;
and, after You and your colleague had lee
,ared the cohorts, the rosti.i was intro
duced TO the shining assembiage, and
promised, like Bottom the weaver, he
would roar Il, softly as any cooling dove
add as "sweetly as nishtinS.le whereupon
Elder Shores drove up his hcck al 81 80
per head, to swear by the Luminary; for
the Sun was 10 shine and Bottom the cdi-
tor % was 10 roar at the ring master. COM
mand for Mum and Linegar. A similar
little game was enacted with the Gocls OF
the Reverends STROLLER and Brown, each
Of the three elders being held responsible
for any delinquent, sheep. Under the
terrors Of the pastoral .tsir of these emi.
nent diyines, and under pain Of excom-
munication, the church members are
bound to take the San and pay for Il. 10
obey the roaring Of Bottom; 10 vote for
Mum and Liuegar.
What more can you do, TO purchase
Newspaper fame, and to induce Bottom to
roar louder and louder for that G,rnou.
"jarist O and unblemi'hcd patriot 90
Linegsrl
charge, you, Sir with
slbsidlzing the oracle 10 the
amount Of $500. charge you with hay
ing poll-books in your possession made out
for each precinct Of this Congressional
District, with the name of every voter
whom you think you can either alarm or
purchase, and to whom goa have the SIN
sent at your expense If the recipient
"d-e'h want IT," Deny it, if You dare.
what amour, Of promises TO pay you and
your colleague have held out to other ed-
'''' Il not known to me, but understand
'1ch promises are layished right and left.
bottom, last week rosrs, at the Duke.
command, for 'Aint-locks whether for
DN''''k Go, or for the colored cohorts. |
Can not Interpret.
ana now, Mr.. Mum, permit me seri-
ou''y 70 enquire Did II ever occur TO YOUR
'n'nu' a. y has occurred to mine. that the
60, az NAUTICAL leaders, Morton, Butler.
SHa ' DRAKE sumner and their adhe.
feh''' are ehac'ing, as closely a. possible
the part OF the Mountain Of The Froncb
Revolution Of sGr was ponder;na I o,.o.
,he s'r,kins Resemblance, when an article
In the Louisville Coarisr.Jo,,,ooI a,,saa,as
my notice = developing the iasa ' :" 90
able and mastery naahar - ''i
II does seem to me, Nj. Am,
are acting in full accord ~, 'S'' you
men, Of which more hereafter. H., 'u'''
tainly, If you have the rabbies 50 LsJ Wv, wv.
are in duty bound to dosomething 70, Won.
colleague and trumPeters, and 10 carry nm,
L. 81 tla ~