The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1870-08-10

Advice to the farmer-Keep YOU
weather eye open.a To- COS ~
Ifyour boot maker sends boots home
you cant walk in, you should walk in
to him. - o. a1
o. fgo mIn b9ii-- Fre.
=; Once when a had man died, a savage
wit being apprised of The event, OBJ
served that the average value of man,
kind was sensibly raised.
j EIJTl Gan t.E.oC M
A tallow-chandler said he didn't
mean any disparagement to the sun
when he'said the candles were the best
lights ever invented.
Asman out West, hearing that dry
eoppefas put in a bed of ants would
cause them to leave, put some in bis
mother-in-law's bed TO see if she would
GO. He says she was there at last ac-
u eeants. sv@0g- 5aj T.
dfcf 0d3 u 1Est M
h1a OhIa tombstone In a churchyard in
81 Ulster lis the following epitaph :
.iF"EFected TO the memory of John
70 Phillips, iaccidently shot as a mark OF
affection by his brother"
1sed '1snever shot a bird in my life
blsaid q gentleman to an Irishman, who
10 replied: 81 never shot any thing in
the shape of a bird but a squirrel,
which Z killeI with a stone, and it
io fell into the river and was drowned. ="
Remember, Mr.. B )" said Bobus,
afnA iusSers one y,stfthatl you are
-966e weaker vessel" ".May be go, , re-
edtorted the lady, sHbut Eli take care you
s.Esfan't forget that the weaker vessel
nERay have the stronger spirit in it."
A drunken soldier in Detroit anus
Led himself one hot day by cutting off
-Gfcanine eaudalities with a sickle. He
-sswas knocked down just as he had har-
-h8ested his ni~nety-fourth tail-that Of
Il threechahdred-dollar pointer.
sId BIG be ysiig, hal
A young lady from the rnrul dis
tricts went to Des MONIES to see an
--elephahtGs In the street-cars the con
bsdHctof said to, her: "Miss, your fare"
srWell, If, I am,p she replied, 81 don't
,f5waht!anYnmore of your impertinence,"
49, 80 -I=a1
iisT Al young manHwho took some severe
rs4essohs from the faro bankers of this
faseaSinter has lately been initiating
his "friendz" into the mysteries OF the
s{gaias aseRiftshuIK, Penn. 1t cost one
E4haAs$4s00ltaseedt0W it was done
GO s1Eo uDI o. ssiLrqmo3 aacT -
bs1slAt Kingsteny Canada, &~dry-goods
III clerk was recently with
THE. loahn6f reEolTerlto blow out his
with2 inoorder to . spite alady
yGhGKS haankejeeted himiand married an
other. On sober second thought, he
sold the revolver and got drunk.
TIot3 sdi sIss nsm-3dE .a.sEsL
Kansas9super relates circumstan-
smfhIR tIH~ee;Tastances in $$shich farmers
.bI4afa their barns stuurk by lightning.
IFIPe6bIe1afe not generally so successful
-s1ih difeeiheabey electric Auid5a The
-aoeheet,i Ao@sversl vasH mot found to be
GO Characterization ~ sl r
-gi1sS 2! 800 81 .-
A Belligerent Prussian, who recent
" apbeafe1 with adaTk ftclouR above
acERiszf4etRreSe IN ,ramp to the concern
4E ed! ouestioniaGs of a irieDd as to how
-ruqe had come1by 1T, Asaid that he had
aci5e5eive4 bad meWsni TfrOm Germany.
s1o4hese kbfaHation dNasd deemed quite
bEssatsfAetoss2 nso Is1siEi-k VS. 81 -
81 aDniaco Iiu ymsf,TsG .si !zd5 -
An OLig7efitoriB getting particular
what heieata Hlear himl "The
:: Wefnashwhs madeleine butter which we
vf4boughthlst week Is respectfully re-
Erquestedste use. mere Judgment in pro
p5ftioBiHgItle ingredients The last
JG9batch had too much hair in it for but
bGter, andtnotl quite enough for a water
-, fall.i There is no sense in making
yourselfb aldheadcd if butter is sixty
five cents a pound"