Raftsman's journal. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1854-1948, 1870-11-23
A Little of Everything.
Observation-Disclosures bill1.

Moments make the year and triHes the life.
An extremely ssriou, turn-the twisting of
ones neck.
Spotted Tail
The Boston Post calls the seige of paris-labor
against capital
Acres Of ice from the mountains are floating
down the Missouri river
Too thin-white dresses on the sire .t-they are
beginning to look extra cool
AS set-of to the woman'S right movent, Bos-
ton mi!liners are empio. ing male seamstresses
A boy at school spslt Aaron big a, little H.
u" Another spelt gallery big gal. little gal
cry"
The "onc fesh" that ar Indian couple were re-
Gently mado weighed one thousand poun ds aver
dupos
Five applications for divorce were filed in one
day, in 4oiiidaysburg, by parties residing In
Altoona.
Why is young lawyer like the national cur
rency! Because hes a legal tender and some
what green.
A man who will raise a disturbance in church
because somebody gets in his scat is little better
than peusilst.
Auexperiencea old gsntlom says tha. all tha,
is necessary in the enjoyment Of love or sausa-
ges is confidence.
The Mammoth Cave of Kentucky is ADVERTISED
for rent. This is nice opening for enterpris
ing business man.
Anybody leai a horse TO drinking place.
but nobody can force him to drink How differ
ent it is with men.
A exchange says that the frogs of Connecticut
have worn the skin of their in the vain at
tempt to nnd water.
One blessing that thrifty husbands will appse
ciate 10 that the war has put end 10 French
fa. hion newspapers.
TIE school marms in Huntingdon. as a punish
ment pull the ehiidrens ears TIL the blood trick
les down their necks.
Aman who loves his family will always take a
newspaper, and the who respects his family
will always pay tor it,
A correspondent states that acorns in California
grow large horse cAestnuts Great hoax
from little acorns grown.
A young lady in Wisconsin had her no broken
by mailet in the hands of an adversary, whilst
playing croquet recently
Our stcrekeepers say that although their clerks
very laxative during the day they are always
ready 10 shut up at night.
Ladies very exclusive in soms things. They
prefer all hos wrinkles in their hair instead Of
having a few on the face.
looking for y snow storm" is the excuse heads
Of talnili,s and young men give no" At ersakfas t
for being out late the prersous evening.
We learn th.t some Chicago ladies have formed
Christian Union. An unchristisn divorce is
more common in that part Of TIE world.
4 Kau-as City artist committed suicide tho other
day because he could not pay his tailor The tai
lor wants to know how that helped u.at;ers.
lively old boy of sixty paper collar to
church last Sunday for the first time in his life
Our imp says 1.-The world doss move, by jung"
Au epidemic of sore throat is said to be preya-
lent in Alsace in consequence OF the names of all
the places being cnaussd from French to Term an.
Blair county has elegant Jail 1t
tains twenty cells, two hospitals and oue
bath room, all comfortably and neatly arranged.
proud father, up town, in setting forth the
mpIishmenta of his daughter, said she could
-everlastingIy paw ivory and howl like mule. "
Mrs. MuddIer never could, tor tho life of her.
understand what high Churchman until
she heard of French Minister being up in bal
loon.
Crimped waterfall. will the agony the coming
season-eviiencc Of the great popularity of the
18th Amendment. Dinah has taken the place va
Gated by Eugenr.
A young man of this place charged with being
lazy asked if he took it from his flthsr. Il
think not" was the reply fathers got all the
laziness re ever had"
couple of farmers in Hardin county, Iowa,
went TO aw I'VE years ago, over SIS. The suit
has just ended and both farmers had to sell the il
farms TO pay the costs.
They talk good deal abou, the twenty-eIght
inch h, Get they have grown in California, but we
have several beats III Clearfed, more than twice
that long-"dead beats"
young man in Franklin, Ohio, calculates that
during period of five years he has walked thir-
teen thousand two hundred and fifty three mile.
in visiting hi. sweetheart.
Several members of the Buffalo volunteer FIRE
brigade got drunk recently by drinking whisky
from tub in which an old lady had been bathing
herself every day for week.
APropos of Miss Susan Anthony's remark
that marriage is a fearful thing much mar
ricd Indiana matrOn retorts that Susan herself is
fearfully and wonderfully maid.
Lighting aid to culinary matters has been
tested with good effect at Dubuque. Two hens
that were struck by lightning, but not kiled have
been laying boiled eggs since.
Few poop lie spore nth that clear and musical
note which makes it pleasure 10 hear them.
duet of snorers, which time is kept, and the
nasal organs do not chord, is not By any means
musical.
When q steady well behaved young man il seen
shaking hands W ith pump, and bidding it an af-
fectieGate good night saying Poor old Cerbi-
son Robscrew." there may be faint apprehensions
that he has been taking something
The new winter muGs have look NJ glasses in
serted in the undersite which makes them very
convenient and in the next edition of the style
we shall have apartments for rouge and lily white
with an automatic hairbrush alta he'd.
One of our young Lawyers, who is rather absent
minded, for slight indispositon was ADVISED by
his physician to take an emetic. walked into the
drug store yesterday, aud asked for''a writ OF
eJectment' Tie druggist thought he was crazy
1t said that there is no hope Of there ever be-
ing large supply Of female type. settlers in the