The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-12-18

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hat side Of horse to take in mount
thesontsido.sIsry ,1t loH
nat IL man doing when he blows his
tfunhpetf Raising the wind.
hen does q monarch shower blessings
pc people : When he reigns.
wncA says that when Lots wife was
bed into pillar of salt, he took fresh
he most exclusive circle7LThe Arctic
Die, which no one has succeeded in get
intO.E %a-.
omespoor but pretty girls attract lovers
the face some plain but rich ones by
figure.
vhy are husband an wife not one, but
Because the wife is number one, and
husband goes for nothing.
1t is a poor rule that won't work both
Fs, las the boy said who threw the fer
at the schoolmaster's head.
young man having married an heiress,
it wasn't the face of his wife that
Pck him SO much as her figure.
aek Keeping by double entry.-Enter a
Pr your own and keep it there.
all the worlds stage, and men and
non merely players, where are the
lence and orchestra to come FRONT
lady of Morgan county, Indiana, who
occasion to discharge her husband, pre-
~ him with fifty dollars, and told him
IT," He got.
Eastern ,exch8nge says: "The COM
hrs of San Fr&ncisco embrace many
The comp6sitors of San Francisco
~ be ashamed of themselves.
p3knOw a gentleman who is so ex-
methodicah in business that when
complainant, even to his wife, he
viii insist on taking receipt.
man }who was i'll, being asked by
Imam whether he had taken any
replied, enc, amt taken any
w2t I've taken lots of physic."
Old, dilapidated bank note is going
Fith piece of yellow paper pasted
back of it, on which is written in a
rec hand, " Go it Bill, I'll back you"
hen the earthquake took place" said
to his wife, /" felt my heart beat SO
was frightened" "Yes," replied the
creature, it takes an earthquake to
your nearC peat.
btinterpretation can be put upon the
maxim, "The more the merrier z"
Ms sheer nonsense, for most certainly
Eads in your pocket at one and the
"a tie is more than sufficient.
A co5ed poet of Memphis has reduced
Fifhnth Amendment and the Enforce
bnt ID to rhyme, as follows: =" 1t is a sin
steat pin, a crime to cut throat;
bt a died sight bigger to stop niger
ON puhg, in his VOTE"
Farmi Bramble-AwfuIes courge this
ar. CD is sure to SO up, and sold all
inc Sk before it broke out. Farmer
horn-t, let the beggarly mounseers
mt it d Corn is sure to go up, and I've
arly anime on hand.
Wifglo you know that have got the
eumoI?" "New monia, indeed! Such
avagce! You're the spendthriftiest
"a ] .eyI did see, to 60 and lay out your
VS. @ much sE''n "''"' 40 "s'' ne"
n3~ cried girl from the upper
storh grocery, to another girl who was
trvi3 eIter at the front door, "we've all
beerk lamp meetin' and we've been con-
yertko when you want milk on Sunday
konAaH to come around to the back
Roo3
"A khihable belle was frightened al
oJut her wits few mornings since
ACQUIRING, snugly ensconced in her
ibn, innocent little mouse, which
frawtd into and made a bed of that
hine Idornment while it's fair owner
Mal-Every lady should keep a
% hefhignon.
bon Il marriage of one of her COM
5ns, ilittle girl about eleven years of
f thesame school, said to her parents,
ut did YOU think7 Amelia is married,
ne hasn't gone through fractions yet"
#ill get through fractions" if her
lis good; nothing like marriage for
~ yeats ago little fellow was taken
kfathdr to q carpenter, to be bound
,nkice to him, after the fashion of those
Dig In settling the business the master,
rs one of the, stiff kind, observed,
fboy, / suppose you can eat most
ifSR, can't you7 always make my
live on what they don't like" 81 love
thing but mince pie and apple pie"
he boys instant reply.
Y6di >Widow.-A census. taker, going
x,nnds, stopped at an elegant brick
Sksr hone, the exact locality of which
apSH.;,tss of ours. He was received
riff, kil dressed lady, who could be
scogked as a, widow of some years
AlIg. Ia learning the mission of her
alg\ theeady invited him to take seat
ne vi. iHaving arranged herself Ill
ipo}tion, he inquired for the num-
Ole Esds in the family of the lady.
EigAAA," she replied, "Including my
Very y-your age, MADAME" =,
My agHr," replied the lady, with a
fcing, Wed look; al conceive it's
OF yosiness what my age might