The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1870-08-05
SUNDRIES.

The European war has put sudden
stop to continental tours.
In Virginia the oak is said to be dy-
ing out, and the poplar succeeding.
There are forty-seven newspapers
published in Arkansas, of which only
three are daily.
An Indiana undertaken advertises
that he has had the ez9erience of three
thousand funerals.
A ladies' gabkng house has been
discovered by a prying newspaper cor
respondent at Saratoga. .
An Albany man has sold $1,000 worth
of strawberries this year off piece OF
land for which he paid $50 three years
ago.
It's a great comfort to be left alone''
said an Irish lover, especially when
your sweetheart is wild YOU"
An exchange has heard of a hen
which was found, after a three weeks
search, in the back of a hardware stO e,
trying to hatch out a dozen porcelain
door-knObs.
A prominent manufacturing house
in New York, it is understood, has
quietly made arrangements to employ
ed to begin work in the fall.
THE REASON Why are doctors
called physicians, mama p asked lit
tie inquisitive girl of her mother, who
had just been visited by one of them.
Physicians replied mama, who was
seldom at a loss for an answer, comes
from fee seek, as the doctors ride about
all day to seek fees.
PUNCTUATIoN.-A stranger in a
printing office asked the youngest APP
prentice what his Tule of punctuation
was. / set up as long as can hold my
breath, and then put comma; when
cape, I insert a semicolOn; and when
I want a chew of tobacco, I make a
paragraph
An Irish woman, seventy-five years
of age, and unable to read or write,
whose property was ascertained to be
worth S105, 600, was found by a census
taker living in the third story of large
tenement house in the Eighteenth
ward, New York.
HE KNEw.-At a Sunday school in
RipOn q teacher asked little boy if he
knew what the expression sowing
tares" meant, tsCourth does" said
he, pulling the9of his little breeches
arOnnd in front. "There's a tear my
ma sewed. I feared it sliding down
hill"
A GREAT ORNAMENTAL clergyman
last summer visited the celebrated
Hoosac- Tunnel, and encountered a
sprigh looking Irishman, who in re-
ply to the question, Do you think this
work, will pay? !? promptly replied,
Faitlsa, no. But thin it'll be a great
kQ; ;;nannnt to society,"
(Ir. P. T. Barnum, having consulted
competent engineers, learned that a
hundred feet of one of the largest big
trees Of California, weighing about 200
tons, can be transported by tide-water
in $40 days, averaging an eighth to a
quarter Of mile per day. 1t can then
be brought by barge to San Francisco,
and taken by clipper ship to New York,
the entire cost being about S10O, 600.
HIS OBsERVATION.-Sir VIM. B., be-
ing at q parish meeting, made some
proposals which were objected to by a
to the farmer, do you know, sir, that ]
have been at two universities, and two
colleges in each university?
Well, sir said the farmer, what OF
that? I had calf that sucked two
cows, and the SerYation made was,
the more he st he greater calf he
grew
BLIND.-'W Well, jon did you take
the note 1 gave you to EIr. Smithers q?
| inquired a gentleman of his rustic ser.
want. Yes SIR replied John, I tool
the note, but don't think he caIGaaC
it. Cannot read itp exclaimed the
gentleman why so, John? BE
cause he is so blind. While WHr il
the room he aEed me twice where my
hat was, and it wOr On-my head all the
time
To clean your hair and head beat VI
the yolk of an egg; rub it all through
your hair, wash and rinse in warm
soft water; dry with towel as mucl
as possible. Avoid going out before tn,
hair asnrOughly dry, as you will bl
IilHs %take cold. Ammonia is also
very good to cleanse the hair and hal
brushes. A teaspoon of liquid ammo
MIA in a pint of warm water is prop
Der proportion. Add a little soap
wash the hair and rinse we'll in clear
warm water. When dry, brush tel
minutes, and dry with some clean, sol
oil.
The following is the pedigree of Ma
, pOlcOi1 anu AICOJOAu VI AAOhSIHOAAOAA A
HEAD OF THE FAMILY,
Marquis and NiarchOiness de Beau
harnais.
Their Sons
Marquis. Count
de Beauharnais. de Beauharnaii
Father of Father of
Alexander. First cousin. Claude.
Father of Father of
j Hortense, Second cousin. Stephani,
: Mother of Mother of
Napoleon III. Third cousin. Josephin
o - Mother of
e Napoleon III. 4th cousin. Prince
e Leopold.