The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1870-07-15
INKOTYPES.


-Brazil's crop of sugar Is failure.
-Mark Twain will lecture no more.
A silk dress should never be satin. o
-"Comin' thro' the rye -grasshoppers.
Brigham now seeketh after wife No. 78.
Coinage from the mint Of nature-ju-
leps.
There are dfty five pos. mistresses in
Texas. ... ....... ......
"A Newark corpse grew new teeth in its
grave. :,.,.e .ese...
Horace Greeley's daughter is writing a
book. -" aa'.s a. ....
Paris has debt amounting to $eoo,.
100000! ~aa'@f ~' h}4e8 'f-s5 .'9l'.." +
Harry Leslie, the rope asccnsionist, wi u
recover. .t.. ,-...
Gin and milk were sold at the New York
Jubilee. .- e~r .... -.~
-Four million dolls are sold annually in
New York. 81 ~ "a ~
Zoanthopic insanity !" II the new name
for Jealousy. ."" 5-.." u.s." ..t
Degree Of IN. D." most appropriate
for ladies'" Mother Dear
London boasts of $4,000, ,educalionlcss
children to the square mile ~ ..-.-
Seventeen dusls were fought ia or near
Par,s during the month of May. f -a.,y.
$40, 900 has been offered and refused for
IN "American Girl" in New York. ."-
-Californis strawberries arc 81, big they
.'plug them to see If they are ripc
Thirteen thousand labOrcrs are now at
work ON the different railroads. in Alabama.
The latest brevity fnr double clog dane.
ing is "duoterpsichorcanoclogopedality-
sion"
Rhode Island is cheorfully stirred up
about fourteen foot snake running around
loose ,...-.... y. ..~.
They make three Yankee clocks every
minute during working hours At Bristol,
Conn. .@~
-Pittsburg has Womsn's Suffrage AS
sociation, composed of s. gushing young
ladies.
Corn breadr' said an Irish waiter,
"we havn't got it; an isn't it corn bafe ye
mane?"
-Ex- Queen Isabella has made her will,
leaving all she don't own to the Prince Of
Asiurias.
With the recent death of French Wis.
countess died the last scion Of the Planta.
gcnc,s of Anjou.
"A scholarship in honor Of Sir Walter
Scott is 10 he founded in the University of
Edinburgh, Scotland. ..... .....
Captain Eyre, who commanded the
Bombay, threatens to make public state
mcns In his own <asfsnse. ..-~.--.-..... ....
1T Is said that one Ut the tallest horses
in the world. standing nineteen hands high,
is owned in st. John, N. B. .4--. .a
-" How long can fool live ?" asked a
lawyer of witness. ~ don't KNOW" re-
piled the witness; ''how old are you ?"
MIR. Speaker, l str.ltilc that blind"
was the phrase which poker playing Cali
fornia legislator seconded the motion.
"A Southern paper learns with pain of the
dccease of - George Dickens the well known
author Of Boz aud the Mystery Of Druid.
ism"
An aged colored woman has just dieL in
Virginia WHO cooked corn dodgers for
Washington at the surrender of Cornwallis,
at Yorktown. .H4-a3. 81" @@a-."
"A reporter who saw Weston in his
'..:grcat feat" says his lower cxtrem;ties look
like two lead pencils fastened into one end
of a couple of bananas.
Miss Flora Foster, for 81 years natron
of the Tombs, in New York, is rich; but
she holds the place from love Of tho excite.
ment which it brings. ...'...
There is nothing 80 calculated to call
out the deep earnestness of true woman
and enlist her most faithful devotion, as
doing up her back hair. m, .-.-......t
Twenty thousand kegs of beer. or s,000,-
600 glasses, were consumed In Cincinnati
during the sengerfcst week, which yielded
to the retailers 100000. .aayn, -z.a m.s.4
The editor of the Hawkinsvillo (Ga.)
Di:patcA runs . paper, sells pigs, tombstones.
and exhibits chicken with four legs and
two wings. He medi,ates other novelties.
-PaacAine1o tells 1t Greeley q Long
Branch, sitting sadly, observing the
swindling waves, which cam- all !he way.
from Europe and didn't my cent u tax
when they landed" } @ @5.aa ra'f's
Senator johnson, OF Virginia, specially
interested himself in favor Of the confirm.
alton Of Nj. Akerman, who he declares 70
the best selection that Gen. Grant could
have made in the South. qe sa tess
The hate reportof the Secretary IT State
Of Michigan, shows that from April to Dc.
cember, 1868 .the point to which the Stats.
tics arc made up), there were 3lO pairs Of
twins born In the State.
Providence helps those who help them
selves A coal-heaver In Pryidcnce. r T., !,
helps himself to . mouthful Of . friends
prohoscis, and Providence helped him to
position In tho county jail.for kx mOnthA