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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1870-10-14
HUMORS OF the DAT.

a fool and his hair are soon parted
A dress for the concert room-Or-
Candle muslin. I1iIF TIu1U-R
Clap a blister OIL a poet and it will
make him soar. @ .n
Flowers that are always falling of
Bachelors buttons.
Shocking-Electric sparks and earth.
quakes. itRsi foeii h
A dear MISUNDERSTANDING ones
funeral expenses.
A ray that always lights up wo.
mans despair-rai-ment.
Scorn everything which Injuries, in
the least, anOthers character. y
Why is the world like piano
Because il is full of sharps and flats.
Persons who never acknowledge
the right of reigh. Tradesmen who
give short weight.
Extraordinary feat of nature
Jumping from winter to summer with
out spring. =
Why are pin and poker like q
blind man? Because they have 0
head aud no eyes. s.
Why is the first chicken like fore.
mast? Because il Is just before the
main hatch.
The smaller the calibrc Of the mind
the greater the bore of perpetually
open mouth.
What kind of essence does young
man like when he pops the question
Acquiescence. ga5Gi 81 ',t .7o1
A Spanish proverb says: One al
did is worth two l wish I had"
Why is the letter like the snort oil
q horse? Because 1t makes a noise
out of nose. Y4IIRy II d
Because horses are used to reins, il
does not follow that they are pnafIect-
ed by wet weathcrs- II
Legal query Should the limbs OF
the law be clothed in breaches OF
promise? =. - 4 IN. -
Why sre ships called size 7" Be.
cause they always keep man on the
lookout"
There is only one good substitute
for the endearInents of q sister, and
that is the endearments OF some other
fellows sister. VIC
Two twin brothers in New York
are SO much alike that they frequent
Is borrow money ofeach other with
out knowing 1t. 9 g.. y !. g.. g..
allow do you define .blaek as your
hat said scl,oolmaster to one Of his
pupils, Darkness that may be fett,
replied the youthfulwit. = +, ) q
When Jemima went to school she
was asked why the noun bachelor
was singular. Because, she replied,
ait is SO very singular that they don't
get married" ~ g..
A retired schoolmaster excuses his
passion for angling by saying that,
from constant habit, he never feels
quite himself unless he is handling
the rod.
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DYSPEPSIA

pressly for Dyspeptfcs, and thoss s11srina
with habituai costiveness. IL IL q o1tx1hely
stimulating tonic and o splendid appe<3zer
IL strengthens the stomach and Restores, the
nervous and dyspeptic persons should use
Warner's Dyspepsia Tonic. For snlo by 3.
+. Moore. pfice OIla dollar. zf,-s.r5ss. -Ysorr ,
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Warmers Cough Balsam Is healing. soften-
ing and expectorattng. The extraordinary
power they possess In relieving, and eyefltu-
ally curing, the most obstinate 0Ses OF
Coughs, Gods, Sore Throat, Brouch1tis, In
nnenza, Catarrh, Horseness, Asthma and
Consum ptiOn, Is Almost incred1bles SO
all the above cases, or any affectiou Of the
throat and lungs, that thousands q piIysi.
clans are daily prescribing 10, and one ard all
say that IL Is the most healing and exUecto-i
affords relief, and IN most cases one boeleef-
fects cures Sold by X. E Moore, DrugGnt,
IN large bottles. Price Ole Dollar. &c = your
own fault " you stili cough and sufJsr.i me
Baisam Will cure. - sri-..,rssr lssts 80,
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Warmers Pile Remedy has never fhiied
mot even In one easel 10 cure the very worst
cases Of Blind, Itching Or Bleeding HisA--
cali on their druggist and get Warnefb Pile
Remedy. 1t is expressly for The Piles. md Is
not recommended to cure any other dL8easc.
II has cured many cases OF thirty yosrs'
standing. Price one dollar. For sale BY II.
Z. Moore. - ---.. -. 49, !.
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!, MANAGING WORK HoRsEs.-L. n.
Noyes, Springfield, Iowa, writes the
Farmers Club of New York: "FOr
some years we have followed the plan
of starting in the field at6o'clock and
working until IL. Then the bell rings,
and the teams are cared for; then
have some good strengthening bait,
and u comfortable place for the hands
to rest until dinuer. start at 1211s
o'clock and work until 5, and then let
the hands work, in the garden or do
chores, while the horses have ample
time to cool and rest before the night
feed. In this way I keep my teams
hearty and fat, yet do more work
than some who drag along all day"
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English Farm Teams.

There are different views held by
,Anlerican farmers Is to the Desirable
'ity or otherwise, for heavy draft
teams for farm uses. The testimony
which comes to us favors heavy hor-
ses as the more economical. In this
view of the case we coincide Farm
err would do better blowing, and all
farm work better WIN EfeSs wear and
tear, in proporti0AIto the expense, we
think, farm horses were bred and
built for rdraftHhorses II they have
weight as we'll rs muscle. The Eng
lish draft hOrses-Clyd eslsleand S9f-
folk, and the French Percheron, are
classes we are glad 10 see introduced
here. The extended experience of
English and French farmers and their
attachment to the, classes of horses,
ought to have weight with our farm
ers.l There is no good reason why
men should have to care for three
horses, provide harness.. &C., when
two,will do the same work with quite
as great ease and more comfort than
those who manage them. And as to
the relative cost of keep, We cannot
believe that the balance will be i'm fl.
vor CT three horses and against two
that will do the same work. ALI this.
however, is matter which experience
alone can determine. As we have
said abos e, the balance of testimony
favors horses Of greater weight-nOt
horses which possess weight without
strength, as many of our American
m0nerels do, but horses that are bred
with view to service and endurance,
combined with weight and tsrength.
Rural NeU Yorker. usIfs -
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'n&0 ff,ty1zFI f-H 1GsID oil lua
al It is the design of this Institutionto afford
the very highest advantages for the educa-'
ton OF young ladies', both solid and orna-
mental. The regular course of study laid
down in our schedule il full and compfehen-
sive, but not more extended than the, pre-
sent times demand OF all who would enjoy
the Dement'S and distinctions OF finished ed
ucation. twill be our aim to train the mind
to habits Of patient and independent thought
and to excite in the pupil that spirit of self
reliance which win be her best security for
future use fulness and independence. Super
ficialness in study will be utterly discarded !;
and ever reminding the pupil that there IS
mo royal road to learning, the atchword
OF the Institute will be !" hard WORLDLY
which we feel assured the highest results of
education can only be attained. More than
ordinary attention Is paid TO The Fine Arts.
Mons A. Esteve, who has won for himself
an enviable distinction in the Musical World,
Is the Director of that inn ortant department.,
and Madame Esteye has charge OF the Vocal
classes. The Modern Languages are taught
by gATfvE teachers of acknowledged ability
and experience ~ --ll.i = i@'- A-'7
The Institution is amply supplied with the
most improved Chemical, Philosophical and
Astronomical Apparatus, and also with ex-
cellent Geological, Mineral and Fossil Cabi
nets. n54" -isH -
! N. B.-For Circulars containing terms and
further particulars, apply to
5gdI REV. GEORGE RECKETT.
- - Columbia, Tennessee.
.Ht. .l-- ~ 60 ffuue "a ON
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9asl. Alk a1l7k6 SO
A SONG % MADvEUF uONE.
BY eHIfHS 1cxrS.f4EZIl

n OF the y64kf tkkt y III 10 n ~
i% ns s q &c srs sseP'e0as crops rs0ie
Els pssA.ans, q = nne spring morn. 20 -
Els pleasant. IN he summer time, to view
us piss.snt, % 8 winters night, 10 crouch a
Int what siSan ars5 1x1cR0 to
- Autumn's merry days!
NV e %s s Anssn days. when sel
C5Ishis5 sSsS sGs sS::y cup that holds
And hail to merry harvest time, the gayest
s time e" Of y Tich and tlDop@ rejo,e
a. ing and good cheer. saS,s d
What shsiM flaht4s Do. Nh their
CsttessIV dEt
10 Under this head the Columbus En-
.quirer says:
81 An extensive planter suggests to Us
Isplan whereby he thinks much Of the
loss that will result from throwing o
large cotton crop upon the market
next winter may be avoided He
proposes that all planters, who are not
Forced to sell the whole o.. their crops
ito meet engagements and current ex-
penses, should sell only one-half, and
Keep the balance in the seed on their
own premises. His, phjpotion to GIN
ming and bailing the cotton to be re-
tained, is not only tie preas6nt high
price of bagging, but the fact (Which
ho has ascertained by actual expert
ence,) that cotton will improves in
both quality and weight when kept
INCLINED, but viii less IN both when
packed. He tells of q considerable
Quantity bought in the seed during
cur late war, which was suffered to
remain ungihned several years. When
finally ginned it was found that less
than three pounds in the seed yielded
o pound of lit, and the lint was rich
slightly yellow color, and very fAe in
appearance This was no doubt due
to the absorption BY the lint Of some
ofthe oil in the seed-the seed by this
process being rendered lighter and the
lint heavier. "
+ ! j BY the proposed plan the expenses
Of storing for an indefinite time may
be avoided, and planters may at the
same time defeat the schemes of spec
nlatOrs who hope to make q large
ciop, the war, ETC., pretexts for swind-
ling the producer out of the real value
of his staple. The mistake of plant.
ing large crops of cotton aud small
crops Of grain this year may be cor
rtcted by holding over, in this way, q
cotton crop, and paying special atten-
ton to provision crops next year. Ii
three millions and . half or four
millions OF bales should be produced
this year, hold over a million OF q
million and half of bales of il, az tie
seed, and next year make only two
and half or three millions of bales.
by this means the supply may be adj
justed to tie demand, and cotton
planters may do much to protect their
great interest from the lecches that
have attached themselves to it, aud
whose greed is almost as destructive
as the ravages of the boil worm. -
The suggestion seems to us to be
one especially deserving the attention
Of the whole country, and we, cheer
fully comply with q ireqsesti Of our
planting friends by asking our, ex-
changes to assist in bringing it TO
their notice. b +is-s IN, 4 E IS
The gentleman proposing this plan
has ascertained, on inquiry, that. there
will BE- no diMchftX IN Obtaining in.
surance upon cotton Kept unginned
on, the plantations aEf ii 'F'Fi n
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I'll. Il. HELMBOLD,
Drug and Chemical Warehouse, !.
50l BROADWAY, New York
None are Genuine

Unless done up in steel engraved wrap
pers, with facsimile of my Chemical
Warehouse, and sigred
so Ii. i. HELIBOI.D
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> ENiNaENAGOGUE.

Warmers Enlnienayoxuc is the only arb
Gle known to cure the Whites, lit wiikcure In
every CASEY Where Is the family In which
this important medicine is not wanted?
Mothers, this iSthe gfedtcst blessing evef o.
fered to you, and you should immcz11 atsly
procure It. IL Is also q isuze care Tor Esnnnlo
every case where the monthly low haa been
obstructed through cold or disease. Sold by
r. l.. MOORE, druggist, Main ST., Ga2Datln
receipt OF onedoilar and q que rter. lmay5-ly
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8 NEw YORK, August 10Th, 1865 ~
how me to call your attention to my
I ~ .Es8y iK7E tnuo5S qlGs,i I23hi
Preparation. Of Compound
e y Extract Baehu s i5,,1,

The component parts are BUCHU
LONG LEAI., CUBEBS, JUMPER
BERRIES. .iaSi1i 12sa's
i'~is d j gai'py Iu0 10 81
NOPE OF PRErAEarios. -Buellu,, in
vaeuo. Juniper Berries, by distilIation,
to form a ,ilnegin. .Cubebs extracted by
displacement with spirits obtained from
Juniper Berries, very little sugar ia
used, and q small proportion OF spirit.
ItiS more palatable than any now in
use. 5 -, 800. 900, y.-rs- -,
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WINE OF LIFE

: The Great Blood Purffers and nel1eious
Drink, Warmers Vinum Win, or iWino 81
Lille. u free from any poisonous drups o. ins-
purisies being PREPARED for those who re-
quire stfinuiant. u Is spicndId appctfxer
aud tonic, and the finest thing In ths Vorld
for pufifying The blood. IL u the most plea
sant and delicious article ever offered 70 the
public, Tar superior 10 brandy, whisky, wine,
.pitIers, or any other Article, IL h Doxo heal
thy aud cheaper. Both maze and female
young or ord, can take the Vino u Lin. It
l., in fact, q lille preserver. Those VINO wish
10 enJoygood health and q free dow uGNyely
spir1ls viii do well 70 take the Wine Of Iifc.
IL II different from anything ever before IN
use. IL Is sold by X L. Moore, Dfuzgtst.--
Price one dollar In Quart bostless SnS11ohi
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% FOR THE CURE OF bffsJ M
Colds. Co1ghs, Asshms, Br0nsAasn,
Indigestien. Eavef Cenplains, sesoE
ala, DyspePsi&, ana fer Fufffyinx
fhe Dlood has No Equaf, ssos 1sssa7
It Is aperient and Alternative, without being
violent. 1t Is communicative and gently
stimulating withotzts debitifatfng the Serv-
Gus system IL determines TO the surface and
thus relieves the internal parts OF the as.
tenn from oppression consequent upon OBJ
struetion. Ii Stimulates the iiver to q proSer
secretion Of bile. IL has most happy cnkct
upon the stomach, renovating and prepoYinx
and preparing IL fof healthy action. = -.
II Is ambitious in its combined action on
Stomach, Liver and Bowels. y ~ ifT7i
- READ THE FOLLOWING -
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HemboIdis Fluid Extract of Buchu,
Hefnbold's Fluid Extract Buchu and
bod -asd improved Rose Wash

Nillradic:Illy eXterminate from the sys-
tenn diseases arising from habits of dissi-
patton, at little expense, little or no
change in diet, no Inconvenience or ex-
posnre; completely .superceding those
unpleasant and dangerous remedies, Co
pavia and Mercury. in all these diseases
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ts2Bsuehd, As prepared BY Druggists. is
oha dark color. IL is plant that ernits
lbs fragrance /; the action of a flame des-
,troyS This Iits active principlel, leaving
a dark aud giutinous .lecoetion. Mine.
is the color of ingredients. The Buehu
in my preparation predominates; the
smallest quantity of the other iuxredi-
cts are added, to prevent fermentation
upon inspection, it viii be found not to-
be a Wnctufe. as made in Pharhlacopea
nor s-ita SYRUP nd therefore can be
used in eases where fever or infiamma,
ton exist. inthis. you have the knowIs
edge of the Ingredients and the mode of
preparation. al or q -lis llo1si e1a sslb1s
III 81 rli- 90 fiE .llst ODD ~ t-912l|
p Hoping that you will favor it with a
trial. and that upon Inspection ibnxill
meet with YOUR apprulrition-A
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"YALLER DOGS.c

Mark Tw aims History OF the Family
~ and HIS Descendants. gH- 20
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TestinaOnials.

r MESSRS. DoRTCH& HADDox.-1s
desire, for the benefit or the afi1icted. to
make statement In regard TO Dr. A. c. Good
let's Houcks Panacea- was af1tctc6 6or
several Years with q disease pronounc0a 70
be scrofua in its -nost aggrayated form, dur
seyerai eIninens physicians, but faiied to de-
rive any benent nom these remedies. Asa
last resort applied TO DIR. Goodletk who
prescribed his Panacea, and an ointmeue for
dressing the ulcers, and 10 MY surprise as
well rs delight, had taken bat two or three
bottles, when began Rapidly TO Improve,
and after using about eight bottles was per-
may be induced 70 give this remedy q fhir
trial, and thereby be relieved Of their suffer-
ing, It will accomplish that for which - Is
written-p vssff Very respectfully, ~ en-
= August :, 1860 isfxf Jas A. HAYWOOD
Mr.. MAI. r. boRrcnzpear Sin; I have ,a. We
used DIR. A.G. Goodlett's Houck' vesctable
Panacea for twenty years, aud eonscieht ious-
~ believe it to be one OF the best remedies
ever manufactured I have used is fot dis.
pepsia in its most aggravated fOi m ,uDon both
myself and wife, with most gratifying result.
regard IL as a most excellent remedy to pre-
venI the return OF chiils after they have been
upon the Liver. stomach and bowels remoy-
ing all obstruction For coughs and. colds 1t
Is unsurpassed by any remedy nave ever
used. L would earnestly advise tk0oe who
are afflicted with any Of thc diseases f0r
which the Panacea Is Recommended % give
IL o fair trial, firmly believing that hey VIII
be benefited thereby; Yours re, psctnlly ), I,
-iESDox-tch s. HaddOx,,e.,
, - + MANUFACTURERS, boJ q
NJ . = go
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fINii the Largest Manufacturing
- Chemists IN The world n

SIS DOT 81. $780, ..tf .fl t..tt l.Ht
.-nla f-Giu.1t Oh NOVEMBER 4, 1854, :
81 ain Acquainted with DIR. II. T..
HELMBoLD; he occupies tlie Drug Store
opposite my Residence, and Was successes
TAI in conducting The business where
Others had not been equally 50 before
him. | have been fsyorably Impressed
with his character and enterprise" are
I I'd WILLIAM WEIGHTMAN, l,es-vs
Firm of Powers & weightman, go.
~. 20 Manufacturing Chemists, p
Ninth and Brown Streets, Philadelphia.
i4r.'t 10 ..sass'l 81 81 ..riitt 10 p,
-lAinl - f-r .IG oi g Ir. r3H -f.I
'iii1' ui IS r.dV bi 1-atuil-1 aif n'7
i.i'oA - s.g 9ai vi
Jaf
b .lirT .YTrJoD gETT ~ 30
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1wARNER:S.W ,
PIE rRENrEnv-

- = MANUFACTURERS, bD
marchSyl. NAsHvILLErExxE
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VEGETABLE PANACEA.

DIR. Go0tHett,s 1Houckse
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SeCOuu0Iy 3IaiNVlOiCi MILL OhioAe
was decidedly in love. 10 lEa ID 3.
Miss Howard was trifing prettily
over q basket Of wildly -colOred Ger
man wocls, In Mrs. iD'Orsay's parlor
on that golden juno morning, while
ever and anon she paused to look
dreamily out of the window, aud
murmur tie half-forgottcn words OF
some old ballad 81 20 ~
absorbed In reveries again, Essie y
laughed Mrs. DOrary. and she came
10 the winaow to place her canary in
the sunshine. "A silver penny for
your thoughts" u '''
Essie Towards color deepened a
little. "To tell you the truth, Mrs.
D'Orsay, i wasthinking just then
whether Colonel Oxford would
call! understand, my love, perfect
ly. There's no further need for spec
ulation on the subject, for there is his
knock now. Upon my word, he's the
most attentive cavalier know Of"
And Mrs. D'Orsay slipped laugh
ingly out of the room as Colonel Or
ford entered it.
ale means to propose. I'm sure
said the little lady to herself, with a
nod of her sunny head. "He looks
lust exactly as Mr.. D'Orsay did when
the eventful question was trembling
on his lips. wonder what Essie will
say to him. Aha! l fancy i could
give o shrewd guess.
Miss Essie did not say "no."
"Then you will let me take YOU
away to the old Hall with me, dear.
eat Essie ~ CARL said, tenderly pris.
ouing the soft little hand in his. It
is nine years since have crossed its
threshold, now. And"
He paused abruptly, remembering
that he had not told Essie of his ward.
my ward is there now--little Eth
ell Lyttleton, just returned from
Madame de la Vanier's boarding
school. You viii love her too, Essie 2
There was slight shadow on Essie
Howsrd's brow that fell like ice
across Carll's heart, as she withdrew
her baud.
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A retired schoolmaster excuses his
passion for angling by saying that,
from constant habit, he never feels
quite himself unless he is handling
the rod. ri
, 1870-04-16

In tho laws, customs taEi1s, or postal charges
BY International sssaties viii only ba obligatory
afts1 barring been voted By the Chambers. :
10. Tho Ministers depend only on tho En-
nc,or. (Reprodnction Of the pibiscile.) They
delibesatc IN council With Its Majesty Pm
1idinst md arr Responsible.
20 The Minister'S can he .nembe1a either OF
the Benato Or OF the Legislative Body, They
and have right to bo heard Whenever thsy
think proper to speak.
: H. The Mimstc CTS, sepatorH, Deputies, per
sons composing the Council OK Site, oficers
OF the army and navy, Judges and public
functionaries. a1e 70 taka the following osth:
swear obedionre 10 the constitution and fide.-
ty to tho Emperor.
n. The Srnatus Consuha Of the 12th Of De-
cernher: 1852, md 23d Of April 1855. .1elative TO
the civil list, remain IN force. In futurt tho
allowance to thn crown elaa1 10 fixed Tor the
whole duration OF the reign Of tho Legislature
which meets sftcr tho Enpe1or's accession.
cHAPTKh v--of TIE LEoM1AT1vK BoD1.
2s. The basis Of election IL the population:
=. The Deputies are returned BY universal
suffrage, and are to be voted for fndi!td1s!iY
80. They will be chosen fof = period which
cannot be less than three yeats.
81. The Lower Chamber discusses and yotes
lawn and taxes-
81 It chooses, Ut the commencement Of
each session. its Preoident, Vice Presidents
md 6cc1etariea. -
80. The Emperor con7okes, adjourns, pro.
| roEues and disaolves the Chamber. In the
latter care, his Majesty ia bound to summon
ncu one within ei1 month";
81. The eisungs are public, but 1t the re.
qnest Of Eve members they can bo held u
| nc cret-
! CHATTER v11-or THE COUNCIL OF RrAIE-
IS. The Council OF Seste is charged, unde1
the direction OF the Emperor, 70 draw mp The
bills and regulations Of the public hdnaimstra
tion, and 10 solve ANY difficulties tha& M!
arise in the conduct Of atIa,rs.
&c. Itguntains, In tho namo Of the govern
1pCut, the discussion Of bills in the Senate ant
Legislative Body.
81, Tbs Ministers hold rink in the Counci
Of State, and have right to at there AMI
| vote. ...-....-
| cHXr1EE v1n.-oE1ERAL PRosIS1oSR- :,
s8. Petitions can ba presented eather 70 th
Scu.te or to the Legislative Body