, 1870-04-03
An ALMOST FATAL ERROR
Ruined His Prospects OF Oh
tanning u Wife,

tanning u Wife,
AT the present moment, In Chicago, blondes nrs
at discount No one loves blondes, patsohtze
blondes, or escos1s blondes anywhere They m
no longer leeA, tender. II Is understood that al
marriage promises made to blondes, prior To tht
recent dtfncuitiea arc null and void, and that sui
cannot be brought on them. Blond young neO
arc drug in the market They arc not eligible,
and are gradually. by the aid Of the champion hail
dye, becoming Is brown ss the gtri whom Solona1
| loved.
We rave over the brunettes now, aud have no
sympathy for those who do not show the proper
color. The uexr constitutional amendment will
have to he one 10 secure equality to the blondes
But there Is now In the city one yonng man be-
longing to this prnsctbed md inferior class, WHOSE
condition Is bAd beyond all description. He ia be-
Jond the reach Of har dye for his sorow Is Of the
heart, and the only nuld thing which can lnl 70
rcft that so1Tow, Is that extract Of the happy,
which Is Known as laud1nnm. No rnatter how
.enactous OF life may be the serpent which lies
coed IN the heart OF man and sunCs him 10 mai
ness BY its continual bites, rather less than m
onnce OF this nuid hitter to the TASTE but sweet In
it, results, viii cause 1t to Aleep forever. That
Plant which totanls,a cali poppy, but the real
name Of which Is siunoer is the eternal autiiote
for sDTuw+
One would thlnk 1t easr for young man, for
J
who II hut gate-keeper OF the other world. and
VINO 50 Often swings open those Eates unaWarts,
ty Ewing acon!te and stsychnlne whert tnl'der
medicines vert OtJered, and to obtain from him =
vial labelled possou,r and illustrated With sku!l
md cfDss houes and to 80 TO his Eoom. aud drink
sna :. f,1s @ sssp sas ss sR
ten, till the scrvant xir, curously peep1nE over
the uansom In the late morning, sees bis set eyes
distorted lace. and cienched hands, remains star.
Ing for moment hee.iltss Of the man gazing IT
her stout ankles, and then, jumping down, dies
fqm n the SPOT wtth srcat SCREAM.
preparations, the letters to relatives and the
sweetheart, the schedule Of debts which one Is
expected % make out, and the dellberaiion as to
words tSose x nd thea ss ho1
Of o1e es'ns re- Tsfs
naccid, exhausted. aaA headachy; OF being t.led
Is hJ rrlenuesa Justice, and being IN the police
These arc The things that nowadays AEiye us
pause, and they acted on the young man, who had
seen many would-be dcserter from nfe srressst @
the Aeheron portal 50 he has not Killed
anss s ~; 9s T. Of o apa
erJ wz'ks With him, and when he drinks she looks
into the cup and II becomes bitter. She sits by
him at meals md his food ETows repu9uaEt- She
plate nothing hut herself.
Tn-mulroT TIE young lsates, a they patrol
etreels, will watch for him: md when they see
blonde who bears sadder aspect than bis fellows,
theT VIII nudge one smother sud Say 1T Is he :"
And A. he pa*ses, they will smile and laugh, anA
wave their pocket hAndkerrhicts, and exhibit s4m-
patty u al TIE Nays IN which It can ee manifested
IN me s1lcets u young ana symPathetlc womto
His stoIJ ts nnlmporant since it relates only 70
one Of the million units that 80 10 make up the hu.
man race. 1t i Of importance since 1t tells Of the
nscakihg o. human heart A d"eleF on dis
tant planet views Win nnconcern the destruction
oi our eaHh, which Is to him but one out Of
mgf1An* O. worlds, and 20 we view With indtttl-
ence ane uestfue1lon OF mai mcfocosln, the heart
OF rais man.
ms yonnG man las been PLAYING part In one
~ tnoss Gttle domestic dramas which arc con-
sanuy Va EolnR m on around us ne m hhs h!andeEed in
low aetpss 'lssatd nin1, aad nc "a alone
me dT1Matn per*onH Were himself, the girl he
loses, MS connoenuN ls1cht1. and malicious for
tune. Now The company is rrtluced. and the Sec
sh onn ann .hlra chA2e1ess nave the stage al to
tnemseiveA
rcductton Of forces taxes place. Given three per-
soHe. W. lovers ana !aena- n1a sooner or liter
one o. mem @ M sm!hated' aaa !. y the nals lover
asked. who Ktfl ls to mhfvy, and some one says
that she l. ens.sed 70 soand-so try . md out the
VIE VII srt an ca Il ,ne fuiu ansDand da anu you
Al Who ma! chance TO love hereafter, can. II
shfy choose, take Halnlnc, and abjure these
-. aneae ut1e rta5s at very nsaaent, and when
ne lover bssh1ai' ancefah, Pay. be GENERALLY
sss ~ ~ ~. .o1s h, sonao 20 mnom nc
ri. rsni,..S which n1n1,S into a,T XIV ~. ti,
one drew nsh The possible Kisses, and the sietcE-
"a. ~ Thear ~ ,osom si.nS a. E e'
The young man Of inc stoty loved fonalE, and
Fft h5 turns denied and aeknowle.iEed It. lie
W. s ~ ee.Irat ~ oug nteatn, ann stHaed
hct presence he was suodaed; tnd II he spoke, It
% hsI 2 SDe sp nufaoas ~ feee CoG me-
,s;.st -a ~" Nv uS uss1 ~ ,s tne
r1ment, While scorn!nE marriages, he inquired
NAM, II, srI 1,,n,nsnI. h. sd1e, n \
WITS"
III Gh @ ,n, ,s S seg!nes ~ ene knoWs,
h - uI n, u u'i t s" a3 NJ. ~ VII. lI
bacK mhcS psy Or msy W. not e sEnneant .n MI
Snet tLt ~, eos!ss!,onlsn VIII me cennnct!tai
, ,s1a, ~ ~ "l... "onl nne ~ onse supless 70 nav
"nsnessr @ snc sPoIs o, sli2. T. ,,,.. -
tne xmung @ man naa "a 1ew 1etsarc momsnts
o1 80 ,a 49, sly w., e - tha .ns'1 Y HI;!uN
cnnEIs Q. notes onc o. thef1 was 70 ms beloved,
VIII he could sseort her 70 church. csg hes
biater oook. anee1 aI nn 'he same ,uas maAeeSk
nsa .+& nS ea1c ~ "usle. u 4pase Tn tne
F.eI VILE, u. NV az " ,ha
~ 1hjs .Ttas snrsrnv ~ r.1ons et arn.
q several r1nrr iaa9.rsat eonqass;s which an' Se
hsa M made ", set iesth In tnat sather xain.go.
q. synt 1nu ~, fss o.
ess..es' o diIate upon his he!oyea, ,-how he ha.'
1s,n 1T * LAY r sns Woie aon nst nnRe5 Inc
a"H tent her. nc hoW snc ma III, On IN. th.. t3-o-
as.ten,ir w., hn n,;.h, riSs !, nr ~ -. ss annsl
mi. ho nrrt:y sh iuotrG INV innd .}n NC aa ei
h,r,, hn. r,ha. ~ @ III nv . .n ~. "As o.
I'd t saT his faIterng "y1 nG @ ~on,i .o,
s ~ at aIa Ia u,S ,s,a soIa uc wou4u aol
ts.l.hs.. - - .onR tcttEtt Sou Ae5 unUe "as
oHn ~ liz III 'tsrl9tnt.5 ~ Sssurte;'; rs ,
| nG Ia" n1.snsa hotn. anu nati GlTected me en-
resfSs. NGen tae nlr otl fnn2, mol then Under
| me control o. sne WAicnman IN the shaky curo!a
nat managed b. esiI fortune, and by the great dis
| 4u!oef OF peace snd paFpnceA
/ lie RhfhNE 0p Al tue EQEOd OF SnG2P 0mluOUA