Le Louisianais. [volume] (Convent, La.) 1865-1883, 1870-03-12
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or not, or whether the Organs" be, read little
OF much, or even he not worth reading At all
since tho S.ate Legislatures are bound to
provide for their support. To this end our
friends i" the Legislative Halls, will see the
necessity of passing Printing Bills giving to
the Radical shops, a monopoly Of 5nil printing
whatsoever, public and private, and including
all manner of job work such as Bill-Heads,
Circulars, HandbiiIs. Placards, Pamphlets,
Posters, State Laws, Laws Of Congress,
Visiting and Wedding Cards, Notices OF
Quacks and Nostrums, Arrivals Of Circuses,
Information touching immigration and Emf.
CREATION, "Eyery man his own Physician,
Lawyer, Editor, Carpenter and Cobbler;r
Cherry Pscioral, Browns Bronchial TrochA,
SchisdMn Schnapps, The Great As,roloeis,.
&c,&c,& Sc. SC, ad %ind"itum' (Roars Of laughter,
followed by loud huzzasD
--O-Tha', although both the
primary and ulterior objects Of the Radical
Press establishment, as Of all other recons,ruc.
ton schemes, are reso!vable into I'eif;; yet i, is
deemed expedient by your Committee, tina,
there should be al oslensih,e oeyecl! presented
to the public view, in order 10 conceal the
unavoidable dcformi,ies of Radical aud Puri.
tan designs. This ostcnsibIe object will be
fulfilled IN an apparently honest defence Of
new political doctrines and new moral ideas
against all attacks Of Rebels and Democrats
and decent people generally.
--v .-That il is totally imma.
terial whether the Editors aud Conductors Of
the Radical Organs be capable or incapable,
learned or unIearned, consistent or inconsistent
veracions or mcndacious,-all they lave to 10,
10 TO deny whatever is asserted, and to NEE,
proofs, arguments, demonstrations and evid-
ences, by a tissue Of meaningless words, and
. rigmaro'e Of disconnected phrases-all .of
which, as they can not be we'll understood.
can not be easily rebutted! Your Committee
confidently hope, tina. there are very few
Radical "Organi0s," that can no, use 10
advantage that new Rhetorical II cure.ca'led
Riggmarole. Its invention, Of course, like other
great inventions, must be credited 10 New
England; but Editors from other parts, when
such are found devoted TO Radical interests,
or 10 self or pe'f,-a|I Of which are abou,:one
and the same thing-may employ i, for their
own or their Radical masters behoof, provid.
Cd always that they possess the dex,sri,y 10
exhibit it to The bes. MISUNDERSTANDING or
pretending, that it is
"A specimen rare upon the whole;
A figure Of speech called "RiymaroIs!'
applause ard cheers.)
During The cheering, Hioticus and FIVE or
s'x others Of the pes,ilenlial delegates were
observed in close and secret consultation, The
npshot of the confab was, thai, ueemins tie
Session already pro,racted TO 100 srca. lengh,,
1t was agreed that Mioicus should try 10
brins about an aAjournmen, BY in,etrup,in.
the reading Of the mex. Resolution. Accord-
insly, Mioticus begged Isaye 10 make = few
remarks on the / sag.ciry tina. dictated
v.
Nothing, in my opinion, said he, coulA more
demonstrate the entire sui,aJlcncss
OF the Committee on Resolutions for the work
committed. to. them; and nothing could we'll
more practical wisdom, than the
Instructions, rather indicated than expressed,
TO Radical Editors l%aborins under the quite
disadvantage Of incapabili,y. IT'S
more than clear, said Hioiicus, that by literally
following the plan traced out for them in
V, Radical Editors, accidentally
or incidentally or even invincihly ignorant.
may nevertheless achieve a distinction no,
inferior TO that of Goldsmi,h's Village School.
master; and, like him, may prove, that
although vanquished, they can argue .,,ll"
(Ci'cers, with cries Of 'bravo! bravo bravo
move now, said Miolicus, tina, this Session
be brought 10 4 close by the custom So
common among our ancestors Of sanctimo.
Nous memory, and SO much in vogue among
our brother fanatics all the world over; viz
by a hymn which | have no doubt, PESTS and
Absonus, doth of whom, j, is well known, are
wont TO court the Muses. will take pleasure
in contributing. (liear. bear.)
PESTS aud AbsonMs, without further ~soiicita.
ton, stepped forward, and broke forth thus
New England It's Of thee,
With ecstasy and glee.
or thee l sing!
Pestis.-
Land Of fanatical pride.
Land where poor witches died.
To thy bleak mountains side
No more ] cling
Abs0nus.-
lie. music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
New England's praise!
Pesiis.-
Though all the dead awake,
And all that breathe partake.
And rocks their silence break,
To swell the ays!
IL for me, I'll take my carpet.bag and 20 my wars.
Away Town South to Dizie. to spend the ,est Of nv
days I!
Unparalleled excitement, and nine times nine
for PESTS, and convuIsivs laughter,
which lasted until the fana,ical delegates had