Delaware tribune. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1867-1877, 1870-12-22

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-" Stuck up"-Show bills.
The " last" strike-The st. Crispins'. r.
-Watered Stocks Skating Parks. ET5.
In " tight" place--A bar-keeper. 't
"A Chicago girl who has lost leg advertises
for husband similarly afflicted. She thinks man
and wife should stand on an equal footing.
=" How Gould He Escape?" Why,by securing
Witnesses to swear that his great-grandfather
spent night in an insane asylum.
"A spirited drawing Drawing cork from
bottle Of champagne.
AT Kingston, Mo-, there is q boy who has no
ears, and he rather likes it; because, he says the
school teacher can't "box" 'em.
-" Jerry Dunn, of New York, has killed man
in every State in the Union" Now he is Dunn
he has just been convicted of murder in the
third degree. 1t should have been the 37th de-
gree, to correspond with the number of States.
AN exchange says there is " a good opening
out west for Hue men," For dead men, grave
is the best opening.
Mrs Brown, of Indiana, got divorce on
Tuesday, a marriage license on Wednesday morn
ing, and before dusk was off on her bridal trip as
Mrs. John J. Rude. Rude-very.
"A good thing to bring the hair out-a toma-
hawk.
There is mania in France for collecting war
relics. A young man brought.back from Orleans
bomb, which he placed under his head. The
sequel is soon told That young man hasn't bit
Of appetite for war relics now. He is not dis
couraged, thosgh, but his friends are, because
they can't find even small piece of him. When
-, hox tnst
knows about War Relics"
"A Democratic paper boasts that New
Foundland dog walked up to the polls at Enfaula,
Ala, with democratic ticket in his mouth. The
dumb beast, like many humans who go to
the polls with that ticket, didn't know what he
was doing.
Tho N. Y. Globe calls Kate Field the " Rose
of the Rostrum;" Olive Logan the silly Of the
Lyceum;" and Lillian Edgarton the Pearl of
the Platform When it commences to speak
alliteratively df the other SEX it will call John
H. Surratt the Scoundrel of the Stage"
title beauty of an old man is in his gray
hair" And the beauty of young girl is in some-
body elses hair-at least a great many of them
must think so.
Jump q Whalem have started a paper al
Newport, Ind. Newspaper bores will keep away
from that Office, for fear the editors will jump
| and whale 'em.
| "A quiet place-A deaf and dumb asylum.
Memphis has secret society of young
women, each member being bound not to marry
man who cannot give her a diamond ring
That society should be called the "Slaves of the
Ring"
"A Kansas City man has had a full set Of fur.
niture made Of the tree on which his father wat
hung ten years ago. The old man was rich
probably, and this furniture recalls pleasant
reminiscences2
-" The Red Ear" is the novel title of a late
novel. The author should have Black Eye.
Yesterdays New York papers announce the
death of Punctinello, the comic weekly. WI
are sorry-eyen if it did give us Butler and
Greeley for breakfast Greeley and Butler for
dinner, the same for supper, and ditto at lunch.
The proprietors say the war news in the dailie
killed it, We think its death is to be attributed
to its Democratic proclivites, of which it had to'
Tam-many