The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-12-11

W.T. AND WIsDoM.

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WIT AND WIGDOM.
net nation produces most marriages 2
piDekion. --',-N- .'' -eo'
hogsheads make pipe, how mauy
ascigarf
ID Wis = pig with a twieDd tail like the
8 young lady says the reason why tall
,p best succeed in matrimony is because
sensible women favor Hymen.
ashionable people In Dubuque, Iowa,
w very attractive wedding card by
banding the cheering Intelligence, W Free
8sky.n I.
young man, who was crossed in love.
mpted suicide recently by taking dose
yeast powders. He Immediately rose
ove his troubles.
man ont West, who offered bail for a
cumbrance on his farm. ooh. yes.O said
"my old woman"
correspondent of a Western paper.
km, the editor appended the remark.
ats SO; it is confined to it's bed"
pm the accounts we read Of the dam
zone by the inundation of the Nile,
Ould think the Egyptians would wish
liver had been too unwell to rise.
ave I not offered you every advan-
SAID doting father to his son. so,
Eeplied the youth but I could not
Of taking advantage of my father"
}mpertinent young fellow offered to
Pacher OF young ladies' grammar
who was Boosting of the proficiency
pupils, that not one of them would
ne" the noun husband.
there any danger of this boats blow
ellow up !" asked a timid passenger
td an American steamboat. "No,n
reply; "but that lady there is one
owners, and she is dangerous in that
what her husband says is true"
antryman visiting Dartmoor, Eng
0served that gang of men were
b on the moor, each wearing ball
Aain. He asked one of them WHY
al was chained to his leg. "To
people from stealing it," was the
N, David" said poor but worthy
TO q rich acquaintance, "the world
kpered with You, and they say that
Immensely rich" "Well," replied
t perhaps it is true, but we cannot
= gold with us when we CO." cit
melt if you did," was the quick re-
eful farmer in New York State had
BIZ cousin call upon him. "John,"
to his son, "don't give Cousin
horse too many oats you know
I've hay" Yes, sir" said John,
( towards the stable. "And bark
|, N, don't give them too much hay,
! ow they have oats"
l.
ID, week old, was recently arrested
gilant officer of Prussia, as she was
n to pronounce her own name, when
Tor her passport, and suspicion was
"a as she could not explain, or would
She was detained till the arrival of
ashland, whose name was Baron de
enpendaelbrOeck.
juvenile party, young gentleman,
seven years old, kept himself from
bet of the company. The lady of the
called to him, Come and play and
my dear. Choose one of those pretty
Tor your wife, "Not likely =" cried
Dung cynic. "No wife for me! Do
think want to be worried out of my
IKE poor papa ="
lily gentleman, having his photograph
insisted on assuming a judicial as
@ Knitting his brows and locking his
he looked as severe as whole bench
istrates. He went away delighted,
Earned the next day. Mr.. Black"
A +" my wife don't like this. Now, if
10 unfold my arms, it will be all |
ssa's berry sick. De doctor says he
I've more dan two, tree, four days
exclaimed Peter Snow, with a sad
hnce. Berry sorry for you, Pete;
est Of massas will die, dat am
amt no help for dem. What am
kler diagosense of his case, Pete 7"
<Setor says he has got two buckles on
a6b, and two more on his stummick
nj ABS a digestion ob de brain, a pal
ob de alementare canawl, and de
10y in de kin-knees, and suffin or
!!62&ede matter in de region OBJ de giz-
Oh, it am drefful case"
panselor -Posed.-At a trial in the
~ Kings Bench, between certain
8Rblishers, as to an alleged piracy of
sgement of the Old English Gen
sM Tom Cooke, the composer, was
thaed as a witness by one of the par
1n his crOss-examination by Sir
Bgarlett, afterwards Lord Abinger,
Opposite side, that learned counsel
iippantly questioned him thus:
E$w, sir, you say that the two melodies
same, but different. What do yoa
by that, sir 7"
Ais Tom promptly answered: "I
'zt the notes in the two copies were
but with different accent-the one .
Ia common time, the other in six
Inc and consequently the position
accented notes was different.
tst is a musical accent ~ Sir James {
eerms are guinea lesson, sir, said
n which elected a loud laugh.
AN3st1ar mind Unnr fArmR here. i asked