, 1870-12-11
TIT-BITS.

Dents-lg flled-Gorernment Offices.
-CtAA dePtasisS - Nosmoutsa. Thia
might BE- good ioks il it xera nor an t'assee''
"A German clothing dealer IN Belfast, Ma..
recently sold man pair Of boots. 4 fsw
days aiterHazd the man returned With them,
and said that he went out into tbs bs1nyaid
to work; where twas little wet, aud sns solea
didn't ought to vzlk round to dem, Day iah
cavalry boots. made to ride nit ~
"A wealthy Bishop congratulated poor-
pnest open ths good air which be- breathsi in
ma PARISH to which the latter replied Yes
my Lord, the air would he gaol enough il /
could only i've On it,
! r-one Of the Eoung members Of the Fssoch
- Etsa3.loh. bard lnshed for a compliment to
n ,a"s "huse face waa ua1tred by an urt1a-
ntaols aalnose: remarked: ''1Iadame. you
an rnn1 1u =, & e. tAsen from heaven hut sou fen
-Ihesa Il little railroad near D.ron s,r,
Louisiana, that run. to Woctlv;lIa IN 80.
uncertain schedule A stranger csra =, ~
other day, and inquired how otten ths, s,s.n, ...
s1.os.ed st sse ps as :" ,ne ssgg,t rAs p,tty
| mean by thai r The ansxe1 was. ..It ~.
up oEe Week and tzies to come down tie
next"
| Says the psalmfss-"H He m.keth my feat
like ti: dis feet" 4 negro preacher read It
"hen's feet" and proceeded to ssy adat 4
| hen III de he1 Eooat, when she falls aalsep.
! tigLteus her Er1p, so's not to fall oH Aud
| ;.ss boz tue faith. my bseddrea, holds On to
| The DesMoiues uows) Eeqisf,r SAVE; "a
chicago nan. now ii t1ia city, and who yes
| tenoaJ refused several pressing Invitations to
sara u bowl Of 7ernifuSe, s.ys thst early
as Etst morning after us asr,val 1t sioux
| TIE p!aee not yes hAEing bAau sseut out la
notaced tho looF atr.wel With aha, hs toot 70
Nc 6raEea OF 4 unusually large a13a. ia
hs1s ne 10 tss nss 1sepsf ~, they apo.1od
pointing 10 the tocE. a.ke3 il ,hrs wera sr,-T
there. 'Grape-. answered the bar kee,er.
70. mneh N gfagses: We had ; LITTLE fun hers
| -Mr- Greeles's last agricultural psst. ~ !. oo
Irrigation. He declares in = c:1,soss T,x shst
the Platte Rises ought to h- DAMNED
"a Young 1hsrniag correspondents Of the
Louisville Courier asks lis it true that
there ,s poetical inspiration in .e., eulIee and
such mild stimulsnss :" Certainly it 1s. Thsro
ii the case Of Edgar i. Poe, for instacce, j
little 1T" would have made Edgar \. Poet
a smart lad. bearing lais mother reuAzk
| thst she Was fond Of nrsic, exclaimed.
Then why don't you get me drum
- Please," said = l,tle bog to milk
yeudet. - mamma says she don't like to buy
mix Of YOU ..whs not; Don't give her
you fetd your COWS on snch wAtery ,u1nips."
The following address MAS IN package
received At an Adams E1p1ess office Georgia
recently:
! - Ints package Contains duck Of a bonue:,
| EAFtcshnAn, rtay 3ou plact nothlnS upon it,
| ris dade OF ttha'on, slssw an.t 4 feat1et-
The wa9ie With a postage statup fastened TO-
It's owner. i datnssi. Ia youthful aua fair.
Bur- L., L. Flora, aefnnsey, has nothing 70
Bewatr. then, eSpresamau, warn you to TAXA
.>n,, io1w.n, this ,onnet with care and with
speed'
-nelicste consideration: (Scen~: 4 res-
saursnt; la'ly and cinlt dining at = small
table; tigpih.d waiter surveying the roou,
"Aunty, aear. l want to whi-rer: you see
there fst gray lusnrs in my raock-sur'!c soupe
Tended il were TO leave them :"
Il minister once prayed. o Lori. We
thank Thee 70. the Gooi:y number Le1e to-
light, and that Thou also Art here, nosHith-
, | eiantliug the incltmelcy OF the weather.
: us molas.ts good for Aeoush = inquired
youth ~ish i,eas- cold. 50 It ought 10 be-
! II il sold Tor consumption" waa the reply.
! Jenkins undertook to quote poetry in
=. mixed. AZ follows:
l. 80 woman, III our hours Of ease,
~ ILee.tain. roy. ami hard 10 Please:
We nrst etl'in1r, then PITY. then embrace"
AT \ recent Examination Of one Of the
:. eclcols in Washington, the question wx- put
. to a class Of -r.Atl bo,ss *'Nhy u the Ton
;, nse''cni Rver go called ?" Hhes bright !a.ls
u fellow rut up lis hand. ~ 10 vuu know,
y James," Yer m..sm. because 1t .unuscts
Il Vermont ard New Hampshire aud cuts through
. Mas.achutette!
= Small aur.ezr .lrama: "So*, III le p1pa,
:. Geing to ti1 the furnace Sallio. :" Oh, yes
~ AMI III be the new htitHe. and you I1ust kiss
y ne behind the cellar door!"
It, ~ The hbetal-hea1ied prorFietor Of 1ager'
~ beer ra1oon ~ tsut1apd recently Loaf his poek
" y, etbook containing SGs9. 1t was found aud re
III Teutou thus gave seht TO lila delight =. lob
1+u IL one honest man. tells yun what II
ol do: III shake you for the 'sgdr-'
~ -An El,n.ra farmer wrote to Horaco Greo
u; a. |er fur advice ~ 70 The best kind of hces II
en keep, aud received An answtr to tho of1ec
~. that ''lusAipg bees" we've the heot. but i
'sl order ~ ua&ke them lay honey protissliJ b
y. must use CHINA uest-tge. and blanket III
80 lte+ Wien they ara noi ea the heat, and Zee,
a. thtm III AL sno ~ lnIdht4ss.
s- The simple and co.A1 Iehsnsiye eyisa2h o.
~ Helen Hnke," IN GfAxfriar'a rhurcbys,d
ae Edsnturg, runs thas:
y, I s.She w4s-
~ Dut wDt'1s are wanting
be To say WHIT:
en | Think what 4 R1te Ahnld sr.-
III Aud she Was thaI."
of "A little Huf{aio gi.i waits TO know il tlea
ill., are Mlnte-because ltet uncle told her sha
UT Mary had a little lamb w.,h uess Al whi.e q
-ennv -
aga What is the difference between churc
ho orGahlut and tie 1nflnenza: One stops Il
Tor noee. and the Other knowe the stup5,
IA little girl iii BROOKLYN, who had jtist yA
d aeide her slA1e in on!er TO adjust her s1oci
III. mgr. was s-ks1 By her mother. whit a,
t.ty ,on drawing On your slate. Emmas" II ain
drawing on mE r,a'e," she answered, u
tie. | draw1ng On my stockIugr."
it, "A gentlt man who fellows the rrofesso
lnv Of tchool teacher. gavs out one morning ~
Of rexoiEg le-een to hie first class. that porto
Of the Merchant Of Venice III which It
on pound O ti+stt' scene occurs The 1eai,r
i,.- hL,ebed, he a-ked the cias- what ShyIock mea
10 when he SAID. My dte,is upon my head
Of ''Weli." said the talsest boy. IL don't kno
Ion unit ss lie carried liz papers in h,e bat
be The champion sborte.t poem Of Il
county. wAs written recenttp by Sera'
ou- poet. on the occasion of httl% matter
uty oFticst goue.ng. OF which ue Was the recipiet
or 1t Iehds AZ follows:
arr My
hx Eye:
,ty- Heretofore boston bag claimed the chE
ere pion-hip in this terso particular. by reason
the 1lny eIic.
70. Holmes
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hit. 'tut OK coufre ehe VIII no" ~1thdsa* hetcla1