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have no adjournment before August, an
meantime the country viii crv out texasperated
THE MORMON H1lL-
The. situation Of the Mormon bill is that G
Mahomet's coffin, suspended between tho tac
of alr. Hooper and the swoop Of Senator
| Howard md Cragin.: Howard is positiv
character, and 60 is, Cragin, the latter beiu!
/ pretty suln Of ofcoming back to the Senate fro1
| New Hampshire, while Howard is un1ppe:a
abls in all things where he has made up hl
mind, and it is safe to say that there is moth
ing OH which he had not made it up before Ii.
knew anything about it. Howard makes III
his mind first, and nsks for the facts after:
ward. Poor Hooper, who Is the sole hope ant
support Of the much-married Saints in thiR ex
t1emity, goes about like q chicken with hi
head cut oil, thundered at from Utah by ths
pieces in his rear by the infuriate committees
But under the amicable extension q
\ this serene and. complainant gentleman
there Is a depth Of shrewdneEa ant
crude power which it is marvel to see. Hoop
ers backstay in Congress for years wa
Ehhu .Waahburne, Ills tonnsmnn Of Gnlena
who would push anything through at the Cap
tain's suggestion; but now .E1ihu has becomt
q fashionable Pnrisian, and Hooper is obliget
to fall back upon the miracles, Ike Joshun, fo1
help IN tho military emergency. Hooper il
gfieged in spirit with this correspondenco, be,
which hold with him that thore vas = bottle
Of Roedcrer between us. It aeema that this
bottle Sas the property Of tho Gentle Colonel
Head, and that it is both contrary TO the re
Hgiun and the practice OF General Hooper te
drink anything. It ia wonderful how much
and how little q man can stand in d Newspaper
3m- Judd.
Mr.. Judd is invariably an attentive, bold,
and influential member here, and his move.
ment, the other day, 10 bolt from the Ways
and Means Tariff bill, and take up new,
comprehensive. and honest bill, would have
been success had it not been so great sur
prize, and had Mr.. Schenck pernitted him to
candor Of this bill from the frank way in which
al have no DISCUSSES" be said, "in staung to
the House that my purpose In Offering thls motion
Tariff Bill, TO reach 8 blu introduced BY myself,
composed Of three sections, which re'!uccs the
tari0 On sugar. 1nolasses, Balt pig and scrap
and railroad izon, ait comprised In 3 section q
fourteen lines; and, In smother section Of four
teen Lines, reducing the internal tax by repeal
articles Of household usc ali special taxes except
bankers: and the thirl section containing ar1c1es
game as the one reported 6y the Committee Of
Ways and Means, except that have added to it
coal mud hides. To set that bill before tho House
postpone all the Special orders 50 that the House
may Judge Of the IropI1ety and expeliency Of con-
stdsIng tha. shon bill wheh. upon its face BY per
taxation. In that bill cyerylody can see that
there is reduction Of taxation. 1t requires no
expert to ascertain, by computation, that fact"
This pithy, vigorous, plain synopsis started
the OK Blood to tho temples Of Schenck, and
i made q scene which will long be recorded in
the history Of the triumph OF, commerce and
democracy over Ignorance aud corruption. Mr.
schenck lost his temper, md Topped like
kite struck BY equall, while Maynard, Kelley,
Hlair, and Tie other hobs, pitched around wild:
In the midst OF it all General Logan arose ard
politely expressed his opinion that the Com
mittee OF Wsys and Means was school of
feeble minded. Ho said:
NJ have opposed the bill of the Committee OF
Wars and Means so far as II relates to iron, In con-
cause beiIesc Inc Iii IS moi raonst1osif1 liz Believe
1t Is an atroc1ty, not intentionally so far as the
committee e concerned; Tut believe they hare
machluerv. Of wire-maktng and all these things
better, perhaps, than they do themselves. / be-
sys sssa 4s as eseR of 1a I a Sut @
pass, win be 70 prohibit the Importation OF many
q these a1ticies ana to in1scase instead OF reduce
3, Now, turn to the conduct Of poor schenck,
vino is probably the greatest failure as Chair
man Of Ways and Means that the history Of
could hare spared the poor mans bushes by
putting him On the Appropriation Committee,
aud advancing Garfield, in dns order, to the
head Of Wsy8 and Means.
sCHESCR RED NOT
The Chairman Of the Ways and Means
temporaries, good chance to comment upon
American Legislative bad manners, By saying
ut the time OF Judd's substitute, in q burst
Of wrath, like the explosion OF q red-hot
bloom. that his bill had been nibbIed to death
by--how can say this word, who am 90
It 10 tic Glo1e to descend to the 1ayel OF Con-
gressiona1 etymology hut I am entirely at
liberty to quota Whist heard a bYHtander
say, ssid this bystander, q man Of command
ing front aud deep chest
'*N ought to be nibbled to death by pis-
mires, for it waa 1olled together by tumble
buga."
i am able to explain these unseemly words
of Mr. Sehcnck, and to satisfy the country
hat it is his pronunciation which is at fault,
and not his po1iteneas.; He said:
: ~ The bill has been nibbled to death By Des-
Bail- He knew that hia bill was being foully
wronged by the greed, the tishonestr, and tho
petty avaIicc OF the Dessomer ring, tho trio Of
Mo1rel, Griswold, and Winslow, and the shyB-
ters they employ to make speeches for them
bere. Ike Sypher aud Kelley. So; as the late
alt. Mepstei, aeeolu1F ~ t9s ma4e
I. amt dead yet, ?" Mr.. schenek assumed Q |
similar attitude and cried: "T1is here bill
has been nibblcd to death By Dessemers :" and |
il he drew it mild on the first syllable, how !
naturl it was, considering the ana1ogy7
OVERSIGHT OF THE FREE TRADERs.
The late quiet gathering of revenue re-
formers at Washington has annoyed and 1nye-
tifed the tariff gang. and thus says A1r. |
Greeley, quoting from this correspondence:
THE CHICAGO TRlBCSE's correspondent says:
,a,ntx ri I5aots, Of Ncw YorE: burton s. tooE, oi
haA 5eel.F. Aspsf. q Missoait: Gussayus a.
Iowa; II {: Ee,7, Of indiana; Horatto Burcnard,
II, Illinois: S. S Cor, OF New York; x-SecfesaT
ecullech Of The Treasury; and @ nayii a Nv Wels
,anquet was given, and. therefore, one or, two |
,ersous named took part in the affair, rather be-
:ause Of their admiration for the distinguished |
ntelf committed to extreme views on com-
ented by ~: GrosTsno5:: q he Missouri
5Surant; MI. Nordholl, Of the New York Evening |
fbsf; Horace White, Of THE CHICAGO TRtBUNE; |
1onn Ptast ot Tue c,9ennaX coms5sial NJ
Francis Adams and Henry D. Adams, literary con- |
zibutors 70 the Noy!h Ime71ea1 lleptese, and Mr..
ave respectfully submit that this crowd, taken |
Is whole, is not one In which an editor who mas !
full faith that the Republican apary will be found
apable Of meeting every necessity s and nagslng
oqa1: r the hands are Esaus, the voice Is eleaz-
E1setiyl We perceive what was the matter
hey ought to have invited George Sanders, |
lake Thompson, Clem Clay, Cornell Jewett,
nd Horace Greeley, the Joseph and his breth
'en Of the war, This happy family, it is PIE
,umcd, will now hold convention Of their
,un at Richmond or Niagara Falls, carrying
heG usual qGotum Of brinstone and lucuer
matches in the familiar black carpet bags |
vhich we1o SO popular in the winter Of tic /
rear 1857 1t is to be regretted thst the LITE |
sJr. Kennedy, whom an ofdcious United States /
,1nrshal suspended from beam on Governors |
[sland, had not been spared to swell tho Gree
ey-Repub1ican host which will gather on this
,roud OCCASION. "Juat once!"-.
TALK WITH conN-CUrTER-
Not having been holding. my interviews Of |
ate, resolved, the other day, to call upon
celebrated corn doctor here, and; while pre-
ending to have him nd ME Of Bunyan's bur-
lens, 30 really making some inquiries about
he footprints OF statesmen. This was a high
; novel idea, because have. been two, years I
tudging heads here, with all the ardor OF Gall /
nd SpnIzheim, ard, as the subject il growing
nonotonous, ! felt that the feet Of great men
Would avail me az an extremity. So rubbed
1p my memory with atin hair brush, and
AYE Alertness to my faculty OF hearing by I
neans OF conch ahen which keep as gem
10 stimulant. After listening to this conch
ome time, speaking with such impressive
emptiness, T can hear tho footsteps Of the flies |
Is they crawl up my sheet of foolscap.:
So, with Ill my antenne ont. Idropped, in an
Indifferent way, into the eanctnm Of our great J
.st corn-Burgeon, and asked him to cut four
lou1rs' worth OH, but not to hurry about it..
The skilful cllropodist aaked me to. reclina
n = luxurious chair, and, while he prepared
ome occult salve to soften my pilgrims pack, |
Ie had about 1000 hard co1ns OF a11 sizes
trung upon wire, as q merchant keeps his !
ills Or charges On file, Some were neafly an
nch square and looked like section cut ont
Il . horses hoof; others were little delicate