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Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
kzOyV 1ne Feels on Going into Eat.
tie.

The following animated sketch Of the
soldiers feelings when about TO engage the
enemy, is from correspondent Of the Lou
isville Journal who has been there:
"Poople often wonder how one feels in
battle. This depends to considerable ex-
tent on the nature Of the conflict, the kind
of troops engaged, the wea| onS employed,
and the duration of the battle. All men
are not affected alike; some are cool, de-
termined and courageous some lose all
judgment, aud will single-handed rush up
on hundreds others are entirely unnamed
-trembe like aspens-seem dead to every
emotion Of honor or shame. Lord Forth
in the Crmean war, is an instance. If
skirmishers engage prior to u general bat
tie, and desultory firing is kept up one be
comes used to it, and as the battle warns,
it frequently becomes exciting, and men
that trcmbed at the first few shots, now
rush on like heroes. | remem, er my feel
ings during the first battle in which was
engaged. The night before The battle we
received orders To prepare to attack the en-
emy early on the morrow. All was now
hustle, hurry, and anxiety. Guns were
cleaned, ammunition inspected, straps adj
iusted, canteens filled, knapsacks lightened,
letters written, etc. We had several in oar
company who had always boasted of their
bravery and prowsss--men who had been
"spoling for fight as they said. These
were now as still as mice-they didn'i peep.
One of them, who had taken masters de-
gree in all kinds of profanity, now borrow
ed "a Bible, sat down and read it FOR some
time, and iutimated to his mcssmaie the
rropriety Of their "Now lay me-" etc, be-
fore going to sleep that night. 1t is not
your clustering, prolane bravado that is the
brave man on the field Of battle; it is your
quiet, patient, retiring mar.
| confess | felt uneasy-a feeling of
dread and anxiety stole over me. Battle
was certain, the enemy was strongly posted,
and we had desperate work before us. /
wanted to go into battle, yet ! dreaded 1t
ike death l slept hut lttle that night
The morning came and our columns moved
quietly and sterny forward through wood.
The first intimation we had OF the enemy
was the skirmishing between his outposts
and our vanguard, the former falling back
as the latter advanced. We passed out of
the wood and rapidly deployed into line OF
battle gentle sloping hill hiding the enc
my from our view. A part of our forces
had been sent around to make n flank
and rear attack on the enemy, and while so
doing it was Of the utmost Importance that
we should hold his attention in front. We
marched steadily up hill till the whole line
of the enemy burst upon our view there
we halted for some minutes, not gun was
fired on either side. There stood the two
armies, each waiting for the other to begin
the work of death. The faces of our men
looked pale and determined, some of them
stood like statues-others we're nervous and
uneasy. It was the time to test The cour-
age of men. A line of cannon were bear
ing directly upon us. Death to many of us
was certain, Who will it be ? thought J.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

Clerk. l mean the scarf that you go
yesterday. Dent you remember it 1?
Lady. Why you must be crazy. l did
not get any scarf
Clerk. You certainly did, madam, or
an greatly mistaken. Ii you will look
through your muif or your under wardrobe
| think you will find it.
In response to his the lady bounced out
OF the room, apparently very angry, but
soon returned, bearing u mulf in her hand,
demanding OF the clerk to ''searcb it if you
think there is q scarf there
The sharp eyes Of the female measurer Of
tapes quickly detected a trihe of fringe
hanging from one corner Of the mnR, which
she took in her hand, snd, in twinkliug
from beneath TIE lining she drew forth the
identical scarf which had been "klepto-
manl@d' the day before, remarking qui, ky
as she did so: There, l thought you had
forgotten it." The kleptomaniac burst into
tears, and prayed the lady clerk not to
let Eer husband know Of it. She would
pay for it. Here" said she, take this
and pay for it," handing clerk $40 bill.
The lady clerk took the money aud the
scarf, proceeded to The store, told her story.
ani in a short time thereafter the messenger
Of the establishment was SEEM nssringng the
aoor-beli oi the lady's mansion, having in
his hand parcel containing Roman scarf,
So in change, and a receipted bin for 3l7.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
4 Cool.TnicS.

A coo'er pickroehet than is spoken of in
sequious little man, who offered his services
to MS victim, 10 show him the lions of the
city, but the other refused the offer. The
otiicious parsonage, however, was not Of
Tended, but politely asked him what o'clock
it was. The other answered that be d d
noe know, AS his watch had stopped, and
continued his walk toward the Museum OF
Natural History, which he entered. He
had not been there many minutes before
the same person came up TO him. with the
air OF an old acquaintance, and offered him
pinch of snut,. This Mr.. W declln.
ed, saying he WAS no snutl.taker, and walk
ed away; but some minutes after, having n
presenliment of something being wrong, be
felt Tor his snnH-box, but instead of it
found u scrap of paper in his pocket on
which was written, "As you are no snuff
taker. you do not require box" He
thought the logic Of his unknown acquain.
tance rather impcrtinent, and resolved to
bear his loss like philosopher; but wha,
was his amazement when, o few moments
after, he discovered that his watch had also
disappeared, and in his other pocket was
another n, tc. in the following words: "As
YOUR watch does not tell the hour, it would
be better at the wntchmnker's than in youl
pocket" 1t is unnecessary TO say that he
never heard any further idi s. Of the twc
articles.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

A SUSPICIOUS DEAD HEAD. - Persons
who travel great deal on our railroads are
somewhat surprised, rs well as the conduc-
tors. at the large number Of half fare tick
cts presented, which Of course signifies that
the holder is minister So far rs the Just
ness of the privilege is concerned we find
no fault; We wish the railroad superinten-
dents would let them ride for nothing,
but it seems to us from our railroad expert
eucc that travelling ministers are quite nu-
merous or else they exercise their privilege
to very liberal extent. So think the con-
ductors, aud they sometimes have their sus-
picions very strongly aroused as to whether
all these ministers preach anywhere except
on railroad trains. A case in point is be-
fore us. A conductor on one of the trains
running between Chicago and this city a
few evenings since approached man who
neglected promptly to deliver his ticket, bu,
said he was minister. The conductor
waited patiently for the passenger to hunt
up bis pass, which after going deep into his
side coat pocket he at length produced, ac.
companied Ivy several "kings," "aees,
1 'deuces," etc.-Aaford Beacon,
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
FAIR PLAY.

IF woman is mother, God gives heI
certain affections and cares springing from
them. which you NAV be very sure she vii
not forget, aud to which, as she is a ''trae
woman she will be fondly faithful. But
does ii occur to you that. if man is a fn,,r-
er. be also has thereby loves and cares
which are only remotely connected with his
shop? Yet, while the father and the
mother, who together are the head Of the
family. have thus certain duties growing
out of that relation, they are also members
Of the state And remark. il is rot the
family that is the member of the state. but
the adult members Of the family. If the
father dies, the mother succeeds to the
property, to the responsibilities, of every
kind. The state taxes her. and tries her,
and sends her TO the jail or to the gallows.
upon occasion. Now if she be competent
10 own prop rty, and if it be right to tax
her, can i, be very wrong that she should
have voice in the law that taxes her?
Dear Madame the moment that the com.
mon consent Of the civilized world lifted
You from your position in the Greek house.
hold, you began the journey upon which
YOU have ever since travelled, and which
win end in perfect equality with mcu
Perhaps you will not be n doctor, nor a
lawyer, nor q Senator, nor President.
Perhaps YOU will not care 10 vote, nor tc
speak in public, nor to sing in public, nor
TO act in public. But suppose that Jenny
Lind or Mrs. Moulton were forbidden TO
sing in public because they were women
Suppose that Madame De Stae, and Mrs
S0merviile. and Mrs Stowe had been ST.
lenced because they were not men; suppose
that Mrs. Siddons and Rachel had been
frowned down as women, would anything
have been gained? Dear Madame, in this
country fvc.sixths Of us come or Anglo
Saxon stock. as it is called, and the thing
that we will at last surely have is fair play.
-EnlroE's EASY CHAIR, in Harper's Nag
aeine for Jdnudry.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

WIT AND UrnoE.-A New York Bohemi
an, speaking Of the plice of meat, said that
''becf was never so hign since the cow jun.
ped over the moon." Now this is pure
humor, and the author of it laughs with
every body, and he laughs at nobody. !
shall not attempt the difficult task ofdefning
wit aud humor Hazlitt says: "Dr. Fuller $
remark, that the negro is the image of God
en-, in ebony. is humor; and tha, Horace
Smiths inversion Of ii, that the task master
is the image Of the devil cut in ivory. is Wit
Wit and humor are as closely related as the
Siamese twins, and like that couple they 20
together, and it requires Il sharp blade to
separate them. Fun is fine art and he
who is master of it will know how to stop
short Of that line which separates it from
the absurd and ridiculous. Wit is crank,
scorntnl analytical |; makes inviduous
contrasts. tosses analogies in your teeth,
spoils no good stories for relations sake.
Il shoots teaihered shaft before yon can
lift slicld, and is sure to hi; o tender spot.
If man were as invulnerable rs Achilles,
whose soft spot WAS in his heel, it-woull he
sure to wound him unless he wore thick
boots, which, unlike his lips. should be
water proof Americans do not laugh
enough. We scarcely recognize the comic
side of life ArtemuS ''the delicious as
tie author "Griili,h Gaunt" calls him, shook
our sides with laughter, and few others
did so-all of them. however, can be counted
on the fingers Of two hands. These jokers
haze made us laugh little when ont of ihe
range of the roars of bulls and bears in
Wall Street but we, rs apeople. haye failed
to sustain first class comic journals. The
humor of Lowell and Holmes and the wit
of SAKE are appreciated by aicw-thc choice
few-bccause the aroma Of their poetry gives
A pleasant odor to their merriment. Mir,h
follows us in the street, and overtakcs us at
our occupations; it tickles the rib of sleep,
even. Why. then, do we not respond to
her exhibitions of chcertulness Prom
"Tbe Comic Side OF Life. "by Gro. W. Bun
GAY, in Harper's Magazine. for January,
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
a Case of ofEK:cptomanin * I'm Washing
ten.
rrnm thn Moshington Rcpnblican, laih.


A case of kieptomania, called so when .
person in station takes what is anolher's,
but which is generally denominatcd larceny
or robbery when poor cuSs" is tn
guilty panty, has jnst occrred here, the facts
Of which are as follows:
On Thursday or Friday last, lady OF
gentecl appearance, the Better hall Of a
prominent gentleman of the legal fraternity,
entered the fancy goods store. Of Mr.. +. G..
Davis, corner OF Eighth street and Marker
space, for the purpose Of making some pur-
chases. She was waited upon by one OF the
lady clerks, who was surprised to see the
lady, as she was about to leave, secrete in
her muG Roman scarf, valued at SIT.
She was allowed to depart, and the clerk
Informed her employer of what had occurred.
A consultation was held OF Saturday at re-
sidence Of the lady. when a dialogue some
what in this fashion occurred:
Clerk. Mis-, forget whether You
told me to charge that scait You got Of Ms
yesterday or whether You wanted me &c
bring bill for it at once.
Lady, (apparently surpriscd.) What
scarf have YOUR reference to?
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

D1AMoNps.-It is asserted by competent
authorities that none hut those most thor,
oushiy experienced in the business of buy
ing and selling precious stones can tell the
true nature and value Of what appears 10
be q rough diamond that there are not
fifty jewelers. in England who can tell a
rough diamond when they see it, and not
twen,y who can distinguish between one
and piese of hoart, which has only about
one-dIth the yalae of diamond. There
have becn some hnmiliating illustrations of
the truth of these assertions, in the recen,
mistakes of English dealers in these arti-
cles, who have mistaken Australian qusrtz
for real diamonds.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
Cupid on the lsaiIe

A sINGULARLY romantic affair was
brought to a lelictous termination in this
city on Saturday. A brief interview with
the happy husband developed the following
circumstances Some eight years ago
gentleman named Patton, with his vile
and daughter, the latter being about thir-
teen years of age, removed to California
from Massachusetts lie was an industrious,
enterprising man, of limited means, and
sought the golden shores of the Pacific in
the hope Of betteriug his fortunes. lie went
to Sacramento City, where be found ready
employment at his trade, that Of builder
By u judicions investment of the little
means he took with him, in few years he
became the possessor Of "a nice little pro-
peG'y, valued at ten Or twelve thousand
dollars.
Bat adversely came, ana fire swept
away more than half Of his wealth, with
out dollar of surance. Soon after this
be was killed by an accident while at work.
and by singular fatality, his wife followed
him to the grave in few months. Mean
while the daughter had grown into q comelv
damsel Of 2l. There was 70 lack of ad-
admirers, but she found 10 suitor to suit her
Left alone among strangers, she longed
for the home and friends Of her childhood ;
but, dreadng the per;ls an ocean voyage.
she waited until the Pacific Railroad should
be completed. Converting into money what
remained of her fathers property, amount
ing 10 some SJ.0OQ, she procured through
ticket to New York, and started on her
long trip, courageously undertaking the
journey alone.
Soon after leaving Sacramento, however
she met by chance, the usual way on
railroad cars, our informant, a young gen
tleman OF prepossessing appearance, whose
features bore the impress Of virtue and
character. His home is in New JERSEY
he had been to California on business
connected with the property Of deceas-
ed relative, and happened to fall in with
Miss Patton on the train. An acquainl
ancc sprung up, casual at first, but which
soon rpened into friendship, and she con.
sented to accept him as protector and es-
cort. Cupid seems to have been bent on
| making mischief from the hour OF their
meeting, and with fresh-diled ouiyer kept
up a persistent target-practice at theil
hearts. Day after day, as the train rolled
on through the mountain Businesses and
over the great plains Of the West, the lit.
tie arrowy god never for moment for
sook them, and they did fad it.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

There are two shops just opposite one al
other in the Rue De RiyoIi. the most fash
ionahe shopping quarter of Paris. in
which the same goads are sold. The one,
on its sign. offers the only genuine pro-
duct-hewsre of.. couu,erteis;' and the
other declares, every article tha. does not
come from our house is counterfeit"
There are two sausage dealers in differ
ent neighborhood of the sama city. one of
whom has painted on his glass window,
over pyramid of sausages; AT ten cents
a pound; to pay moro is to be robbed
while the other puts his sausnges into an
obeliSk. and paints above ii: AT twelve
cents a pound; to pay less is to be poison,
ed.'
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
4 P6z sOnai argument.

Counselor R, one of the foremost
advocates of the Bar Of Central New York,
was himself cole-ian. aud was naturally
anxious that his eldest son should reap the
honors Of his own alma niatr. The coun-
selor had been quite wild in his early years,
and Master Will inanitestlv inherited su--
perahundance Of what the philosophers of
the Josh Billings school would csll 'pure
cusseduess.' During his first year a. COL
lege, Vii! was suspended for GONE lagrant
breach of discipline, and arriving ct home
he proceeded to report the occurrence to his
father, Suspended, hey?" the old lawyer
remarked, laying down the volume of Re-
ports that he was perusing, and looking re-
provingy at Will over his spec;ac.es. "a
pretty beginning you've made Of il, / de-
clare!' TIE culprit put his hands in his
pantaioon pockets and said not q word.
"Well, siF y continued the parent, becom-
ing angry at Wills perfect nonchalance,
what have you to say ahout it?s Moth
ing. sir. "No;hing, indeed y What did
the President tell YOU when be suspended
you?' He said was the worst young
man the college had ever held-with one
exception" "Ah did he SAY who that
was?" "Yes, sir "Ah! \ slight pausa.l
And who was it?.' My father sir" AS
may be supposed :he last reply was per>
feet non SequHur.-AinpincoHs Magazine.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
Egrfck Ward For Sale,

With all the necessary improycmenty to run the
same. Wood and lumber included, with TWEEN
ty seven acres of land, with house and stable
thereon All of the land or part of it will be
sold with the Brick Yard to suit the purchaser.
Situated five miles southeast of Independence
on the road leading from Independence to
Quasqueton. For further particulars inquire
Of Robert Wilson of Jesup, or j. N. Miller OF
independence, Adm-s. Of the estate of George
Wilson, deceased. Reference to jed Lake, In
dependence, Iowa.
March End, 1869. 36-t
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14
"-pleaSant
Riding on a rail. "

Matters were brought to a focus in a
somewat shorter space Of time than Mrs.
Grundv assigns to wooers. bnt both were
fully satisfied and they determined TO take
a life ticket together. Thinking it would
be great surprise to their friends, and hay
ing that sublime indifference to the opinions
of others. which is such a distinctive pecu-
liarity OF the American character, they de-
cided TO stop ct Cleveland and have the
hymcnial knot tied at once. They arrived
By the afternoon train on Saturday, and
having but few proliminaries to arrange,
within couple Of hours the twain had been
declared one in the most orthodox manner
by one Of our 'Sqnires. The nigh: express
east bore the happy couple on their way
We have briefly given the facts as related
to US, and our readers will agree with US
that the affair deserves to take rank as one
of the rretticst romances Of the day Clerc
icnd Urcld, Dee. l3.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

A California paper tells this story. can
old lady residing in San Francisco recently
lad occasion to spank her liltle boy for
some youthful indiscretien. He had been
playing about the wharves. aud in his ! :
venile perambulations had sat Oh leakv
can of nitro-g lycerine, the consequence Of
which was that the first smack the Old lady
administered caused fearful explosion,
which sent them flying in different direc.
tons ard broke sll the glass in the room."
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1870-01-14

A single manuiactory of Chloroiorm in
Edinburgh makes 5000 doses day, or be-
tween 100000 and 100000 OF dosess
every. year.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1870-05-27

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1870-05-27

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