Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1870-06-16
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[. "a THRILLING TALE5The rsttlesnake's.
FtNExT to death, lemonade With IA
" stick " in it is said TO- be the LgTestest
K 1Now is the time to be insured in the
Wa Wellington n 'ro-m0rEF08Mf f fhs time me ff3 en-
,FoREs1aHT III the fight eye of Prudence,
snd yPrudshce dictates Life Insurance:
tGnaHein the Washington s'"es1 sI1s9
b - Fife, young man. is only T. tlsdsd d
.ss 8S SfIsIEsRss sss sasf. i g sSsS' G a. e Tis,i
h, "TDoN'Tbeat your carpets" says some
[kindihearted person ; stryS kindness. n
frmness; and gifOth&t don't keepnthem1
fdown, senhfor apoliceman!an d haVethem
takenup.eid51Y .st7a1. W9E 10 nwof 9
'9DR51HAEn saysspengG beds are healthD
We Know ID man who, has, 9sponged Bbedsb
HlAd Nen-spohgedshis 1nealskfnr fye5earssd
andJhe isn't sedNeEy hsalthy-e4eept al
m DTza buffalo, isn't e a q good ID thing hing TO- pa, apasi :
t1re, Put him into a posture and helwM
pasture in every other pasture rather:than
the pasture. you want him "a. pasture
SrRMMoULp-BE suicide at CincinhatrS was
pulled OF the Track before a coming train
Inv yaIsraiiroad- man, WHO warned nhim
I~takainst trying to- madsss up the engine itf
any SUCH way as fhatS"sSss2 '"s@plisai
DO AsAexccssnfsSSSts Old deaaicc6ASSs I who, having
.kvonese me turkey at a charity rafhs,,
didn't ike to ffel his severely orthodox
lENife'h how he came by il, Quietly remarkeds
-f8s0 Che handednih her the fowl, that the
" Shakers gave it to him. yJfu ~ b6s III
j.. The New Orleans Times thinks the
SArst object of ItheeDentaf- Conventiony
about to sit inR9hsrte4tyJ should ibe toeK,
anime intoIthe CONFERENCE.-The mouth of
d hBQNississippi-no trifing, matter, since
NE over. ChasI seven mouths, Iallfuh of
snags and stumps noitltsd 10: sysH1oftA
01AT a collection made at a0charity fair
held in -a-lady offered the plate to a
5FiehEman welt known for his stinginess..
sFfbs aY' taRse sShesSiag, SIR 9shes "a
swered "you know l am begging for the
pooEHs 3 HI
tx PIoUs but injudicious individual with
set of stencil plates 'devotes, Saturday
9tfhng scrietaralq questions on thedeadE VallsJ
ttPW6fRing in the dark, he chooses some
'fqneer places, 1t is apt to destroy the in
blended sfetcRys aJ9g&l pepper, % gs$d,
td5SW must / dOto be saVed?p CRY DE-
Spragues Female Strengthening Bitters."
SEb AM inpatient .Weishman called to- hfs
I kwi69i1 Come, come, isuit breakfast Teadyl
I ' had nothing eiReeyfsterdsyE 2 81
: equal to the cali Of the stirring house.
wife, who aroused her maid at ,fodf
4 o'clock with Come, Bridget, get up
\ Here It's Monday morning, to;morroW is
Tuesday, the next day Wednesday4haIf
ttftRe week gone and nothing done yet r.
olz YoUTHFub generosity was illustrated in
|: Albany recenlly5uA little boysi smeared
nwJ1Al1 over with ,moiasseS, came running up
d1fr6m the river, fourishinga dirty shihgle,
and screaming at the top Of his voice. to a
= feomrade "Oh, Bill Bill get as many
sfbeys and shinglsA SeAyo6 CAM there's a
big hogsitlo OF, 1asses, busted on, the pave
. ment-bustsd an to esmashI", -,
"A ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS while expatiating
ondiscoveries inchemica1 science, remark
! ed that snow has been fQpndto possess q
3 considerable degreSo&heat. SAH hdlvAdk
. ual present replied that, "trnly chemistry
q was a. valuable scfenceSf', Hu69anEiPqs thSt
: the discovery mightbem4de preftsble,h NE
Q Inquired of the lecturerp FFwhat number ot
s~now-balls would be Observation-Disclosures
kettle. edW tiR OF E~o!i0slxi5sG sTiY rgS
nnh SAID one studentst to- another, whom he
4caught swinging a scytheim most Justify in a
yOu work FOR q Iying60A NlRwEwi6h
d caught engaged in hard labor. mean to
you oaA 4vdFk with dpIlef toolsthep EcAF,s
j.; was thS{eply.
4 AN instance OF. Distinction without a diff
g ference was offered by the IFishnan who,
+ having legs of different sizes, ordered boots
: to be made accordingly. His directions
were obeyed; but, as he tried the smaller