The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-11-18
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D. The kitchen game-poker.
An ilLbred man-a sick baker.
Nameless ,deed-an unsigned will.
Handy book-markers-dirty fingers.
A accommodating party-Paul Pry.
beasts of the 6eid-druukeu reapers.
Liquid notes-singipg OUT for drink.
A Seulptor's garment-a marble man
The best flowers for winter wear
Furze.
\ go-ahead class-the locomotive en-
gipeers. 1wrgAo =
The Best abdominal supporter
good dinner.
A man may live justly by avoiding
what he ,blames 10 e,hers- rr-
The way for deOple to sin golden Opiu-
ions Of others is 10 have plenty Of brass.
The ,eetosler's paadise- the Temper.
ats Zonss EsfEs8 : 44044
The pedestrians guide book-Walker' s
Dictionary.
A man with a loag head is not very apt
to be head long,
Meats are high but cows low-when
they are hungry:
Which side Of horse to take when
mounting-the outside.
;,si spTl5 snd oiasn Of the New Jersey pressappls
When is water most liable to.escape-
when it is half tide.
When isa butterfly Ikea kiss? When
it ahghts on tulips.
The favorite romance of ofice-seekcrs
put yourself in his place.
Why talk Of .freside circles any longer,
when they are all stove. -. sts1ar
A small thing to keep-the right side
of some people. .sz ..1sI
High houses are mostly empty IN the
upper story - ae4 -zsas,. ,,s.s = -as
Woman was created before man, was mt
Eve the 6rst madel 49, 80
81 am on the trail of dear" as a gen.
tleman said when be ,rod On q iady's
dress. asa->
Nothing ia, more useful than starch :
but it should besput iHtoEgarmeuts, not
manners.eszz- : a.k2 -
Maxim for the next new President
place for every body, and everybody in
his place. ~. ss'' hsss aes
People who are hard up are generally
IN tight place, and those who are tight
are ofteolfn a hard place. q,
To cure deafness. Tell man you We
come to pay him money. 1t beats accous-
tic oil all hollow.
What is home without mother 2" as
the young girl said when she sent the old
woman to chop wood. =
Ofgarments it may be said that man
or aoman) wants but little now, and thai
not long. That's thesshort of it.
One Of the great wants of the age i.
said tosbe safe which cannot be robbed
by its owner.
Equality means., says 4 Fr;eeialch wri.
tel, "a desire tobe equal to your supefiors
and supcrror3t s r3toEyoar'eaua,ls. p.-e4f.er
Out West when a notorious, lazy man i.
caught at work, they say be is .meddIipe
eRntTindusry .,dollU .cs9narra9
9 . The world has had its iron age, its gold.
en- age and its age of bronze. :. Radicalisn
has made the present age Of steal. = rs
y It may be s1id Of too many of our pub
= iiemeb thae they are the. psr ia war +, last
, in peace. but first ia the pockets of theiI
countrymen. 49, 9@S@ai- -'7 az
9 soa ars Partingt6onn1 Says that sTi6ice5tBe in
oSentIoh ofthe neetiie,gun there is, no rea
son why women shouldn't fight as vel
as men.
.a'apssiar sharp young iaay says ths+eiis 10th
ing more touching in this life than to sec
popf butyiEfuoq yeasg manstruggliog
with weak moustache.
s3I IA1 aDikzi6 gEdamc reports fharsbe has
heard of but one old woman who kissed
her, cow sbnf She -knpys q. .thoqssnds oil
young cdes who kiss very great calves.
,-sr 4 gsutle. heart is ike ripe frait, which
: bends SO low that it is at the mercy o.
every one who chooses to pfutF It, while
the harder fruits Keep out Of reachaf
Be not stiagy 0fkf6R words andspleas.
santacfs; ;fcr such are fragrant gsfts, tE.hase
Z yiperfume Bhl gladden. the heart and sweet.
0 zen the life ofall who hear Or receive them
-dsssNew Lisbon, Ohio, has, a female base
. ball club. Que Of the girls recently made
q shomc run. She saw her fsfher COM.
si1g with switch He proved an excel.
esalentsshort steps .etsf9sFssz9s leo
20 ssA Pennsylvania paper tells ORA note
sssshasersin Meadville who keeps, the trunk
u containing bis securities near the bead
vaof his bedsand. lies awake to hear them
draw interest. s4 sszs
Creditor-"How often must I Climb
three pairs iof stairs before u get the
amount of this little account ?ps Debtor
-"Do you think | am gong to rent q
place on the first floor to accommodate
my creditors"