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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-04-18
Grent Reduction I'm Prices.


We now givo patients four weeks HyGienic
Medical Treatment, with Board and Room, for
with Mi Room, from s7 10 $iO. S"aicai Baths,
from 80 cents to 81 each; y for SO; 20 for $l6:
We have separate Medical Department
for Ladies', which Is attended by thoroughly
competent woman, while tho private residence
OF br. Smith, which is connected with the
Home. Is chiefly devoted to tho accommodation
OF Ladies' desiring Hygienlc treatment.
There is not one female invalid In twenty that
has been suffering from Nervous Debility, or
diseases peculiar 10 their Sex, that cannot be
PERMANENTLY CURED by spending from
four to six weeks at our Homo. This statement
we make In confidence, and from our experience
and observation OF the last twenty years, and
from the many who have boon treated at our
Home and elsewhere We hayo yet to learn OF
q single regret from husband or wife OF time or
means they have expended In Hygicnic Aedica-
tion. II the females OF this State could be made
aware OF the healthful advantages Of this Hy-
gienic Institute over tho system or poisonous
drug.taking, VIC could not accommodate one In
twenty who would claim our hospitalitics.
feh.1m
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MEDICAL.
DIR. SMITHS
Hygeian Home Water-Cure,
637 CALIFORNIA STREET,
OPPOSITE ST. MARY's CATHEDRAL,
SAN FRANCISCO.

THIS IS THE ONLY REGULAR WATER
i CURE In San Francisco, and by far the most
extensive and complete Hygienic Institute on
the Pacific Coast. And We offer to Ministers,
Lawyers, Miners, Merchants, Mechanics, FARM
crs, and all worthy persons who desire to try
the advantages OF this rational system Of med.
icine, the ho.pitalitlcs OF our lIygicnic Home
and Cure. Young men who have become dilsp-
idatcd or lost their health by excessive toll. ex.
posurc, or cncrvatlng habits contracted through
ignorance of physical laws, may with us lind
more of the cncouragemcnts they need, and the
means that will restore them to health, than
elsewhere In California.
Phrcno. Examinations and Consultations In
regard to Health. Free, from 10 4. ". to 3 r. II.
We have the Electro, Russian, Turkish and
Thermal Baths, and every form Of Medical
Baths for Ladies' and Gentlemen, from to 9,
and on Sundays from "A. n. to P. n.
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THE NEW TYPE

IN WHICH THE NEWS IS PRINTED IS
1 o,r - Rrcyier No H." or improved broad
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ISsie 70 Bourgeois, and to which we desire to
call the attention of printers and publishers.
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The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-04-24

The Committee on Licenses submitted
q report, recommending that license to
retail malt liquors be granted Pat. Fahey.
The Committee returned the application
of Hitler & Tecksa for similar license
to the Council, without action. Report
received and adopted. A motion that
the application of Hitler & Tecksa be
not granted, was carried.
The following resolutions were offered
and adopted:
By Alderman Hussung: That the Com
mittee appointed to sell stock of the
Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta Rail-
road Company, be instructed to hypo-
thecate the same. and borrow thereon
the sum of Sl2,000-the said amount to
be applied to the redemption of the city
currency.
By Alderman Walter: That Commit
tee of Three be appointed from this
Board, to draft suitable preamble and
resolutions upon the death of our late
brother Alderman. Il. w. Radcliffe.
The Mayorappointed Alderman Bryan,
Walter and Geiger, on the above Com
mittee.
On motion, Council adjourned.
J. S. MCMAHON, City Clerk.
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Proceedings of Council.
SPECIAL MEETING.
COUNCIL CHAEBH.

COLUMBIA, April %. BIO.
Present-His Honor the Mayor ALDER
men Agnew, Bates, Bryan. Geiger,Hope,
Hnssung, Johnson. Shields, Waller aud
Waring.
The minutes of the last regullr and
special meetings were read and confirmed.
A petition from D. McGuinnis ms pre-
sented, asking that the amount ofhis un-
expired license 70 retail spirituous liquors
be refunded. Referred to the Committee
on Licenses.
An application for tavern license, to
retail spirituous liquors, from Eichurd
Barry, was presented and referrei to the
same committee.
The following accounts were presented
and referred to the Committee in Ac-
counts: Fisher, Lowrance & Fish&, jus.
Brown and John Alexander, agaiist the
Water Works. E. G. Plumer, against the
Market, and VIM. II. McCaw, for adver-
tising. Also, snndry accounts o. Com.
missioners and Managers of Electi,n. and
incidental expenses, amounting ID $317,
incurred in the recent municipal ection
The Committee of Ways and Means
reported that they have examined tho
annual exhibit of the City Clerk, ending
March 81, and found the same correct
Concurred in.
The Committee on Accounts presented
a report recommending that the follow
ing accounts be paid: Hussung & Motz,
Street Department, $19.85: City Hospi-
tnl and Fire Department. SO 90; Nj. L.
Bower, Aims House, So. OO, nnd City
Hospital, 800; e. r. Stokes, City
Clerks Office. $27.5O. Report received
and adopted.
The Committee on Market reported
that they have examined the monthly
report for March, aud the annual report
of the Clerk of the Market, and found
the same correct. Concnrred in.
The Committee on Guard House and
Police reported that they have examined
the monthly report for March, and the
annual report of the Chief OF Police, and
found the same correct. Concurred in.
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Tho Legend OF Easter Eggs.

Tho Legend OF Easter Eggs.
~ NJ, By FITz JAMES o'BRIEN.
.'DeArest papa" rays my boy to mr,
Az he merrily climbs on his mothers knee,
cc.sNhy are those eggs that you see me hold
Colsred 30 finely with blue and gold2
And what is the wonderful bird that lays
Such beautiful eggs upon Easter days2'
issYou have heard, my boy, Of the Man who
- died,
Crowned With keen thorns and cruoifed:
And how Joseph wealthy-whom God reward
CARED for the corpse of his martyred Lord
HAhd piously tombed it within the rock,
And closed the gate with mighty block.
j Now. cloae by the tomb fair tree grew.
: With pepdulous leaves and blossoms Of blue;
and deep In the green trees shadowy breast
! beautiful singing bird sat on her nest,
Which was bordered with moss-like malachite,
And held four eggs Of an ivory white.
Now. when the bird. from her dim recess,
.Beheld the Lord in his burial drees,
And looked on the heavenly face 30 PALE
And the dear feet pierced with the cruel nail,
Her heart nigh broke with sudden pang,
And out Of the depths OF her SORROW she sang.
.!AD night long, till the moon was up,
Bhe snt aud sang In her moss-wreathed cup,
Aaong OF sorrow as wild and shrill
AS the homeless wind when 1t troaIas the hill
20 full! of tears, SO loud and long,
That the grief OF the world seemed turned to
song.
But soon there came through the weeping
'S9a night E.a.
Aglimmering angel clothed in white.
Aud he rolled the stone from the tomb away,
Where the Lord OF the earth and the Heavens
lay,
And Christ arose in the cnvern's gloom,
And In living lustre came from the tomb.
Now. the bird that eat in the heart Of the tree
Beheld this celestial my stery,
And it's heart was filled with sweet delight,
And 1t poured o song on the throbbing night
Notes climbing notes, till, higher, higher,
They shot to Heaven like spears Of fre.
When the glittering, white e-robed angel heard
The borrowing song Of the grieving bird,
And heard the following chant Of mirth
That hailed Christ, riaen again OH earth,
he said. Sweet bird. be forever blest.
Thyself. thy eggs, and thy moss wreath'd nest.
And over, my child, since that blessed nir.ht.
When Death bowed down to the Lord OF light,
The eggs OF that sweet bird change LhsIr hue,
And burn with red, and gold. and b]ae-
Reminding mankind, in their simyie way,
Or the holy marvel OF Easter du."
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OR K NEX
Or THE
FORTUNES OF JULIET CLAYBURN.

EORTUNES OF JULIET CLA YbUkN.
CHAPTER X-KAKL Won OPPENHE1M AGAIN.
"Grief hath changed me since you saw me last;
And careful hours, with Times deform ed hand
Have written strange defeaiures in my face"
comedy ef Errors.
4 Having followed Mr.. Richard Thur
lowe injunctions, Juliet was making her
way to the parlor, when, as she was pass
ing the library, little Jennie, who was
standing in the door, said. timidly:
Twill you not come in here, Cousin
Jnliet2 There's q nice fire, if you are
cold"
II am not cold. dear, but will come
in. This used to be favorite haupt of
nine." With sudden impulse, she stopped
and kissed the child, and, pushing open
the door, entered. Strangel In the
same room where she had first met Karl
Won Oppenheim, she met him again. after
30 many months of separation, estrange-
msns and the wide gulf which now
ing near the fire, conversing in q low
tone with his nephew, Ludwig. Torn
ing as the door closed. and perceiving
who had entered, for o moment his face
was fearfully agitated. He seemed, too,
at loss to know whether he shonld
speak. Though surprised at the sudden
meeting, Juliet, with some difficulty,
called up that self possession which be-
comes. so early in life. part of woman's
education. As usual, in such cases, the
lady displayed less embarrassment than
che gentleman. She advanced a little to
meet Mr.. Won Oppenheim. said, cordial
1y, how do you do? and offered her hand
to him quietly enough. Those tender
handsl the loving clasp the soft palms
which had come in sweet and trembling
contact SO often 10 the pastl Had they
forgotten the familiar touch2 or, rather
ask, did not the very blood in the veins
leap with delight at the unforgotten
ingly. the warm blood it had kissed 30
often in the happy days of yore? It was
merely this shake of the hand, md then
these two, who had never met in the
oiden time without O secret thrill of hap
piness, parted again. and the hearts
which once beat in unison, souls which
were once fueed into one, were rs widely
apart as when the watery billows of the
Atlantic rolled between them; nay, wider
still, as if q thousand years Of spuce in
tervened between their existence. Knrl
returned to the fire, and Juliet took
seat among the children, amusing her
self with them, until Mrs. Won Oppen-
helm cnme in, and bore off the whole,
brood In triumph, to get their supper
All except Jennie, who. as soon ns hhe
noted her mothers approach, ran hastily
across the room to her uncle, where, after
q whispered conference. she emerged,
holding his hand.
''Eugenia." said Karl, drawing near,
"will yOn not allow Jennie to sup with
the grown folks tonight? She will be
qniet and good"
Upon those conditions, and as q spe-
cinl privilege. she may do so," said Mrs.
Won Oppenheim."
Sand me too, mother-and me-and
me" said chorus of juvenile Won Op.
penheims.
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"eu1 " near MarlO every 0lBDt-Cnarm-
ing, of course? And, pray, what are the
fashions? 1 nm daft to hear. Is it true
Eugene hos diminished the length of
her train? Are jackets still worn a Ia
GrecQue, and is tile graceful corsage Il
rerers, still all the rage?"
I'm sorry L can give you no informa-
ton on those points" answered the gen.
tleman. For some time, I've been
leading qniet. secluded life; have seen
little Of Parisian liveliness and fashion,
and am stranger to what you call gay,
enchanting Paris"
How did you leave Gretchen? 1 hope
she is we'll"
Il hope she ISL said Karl. in voice
OF overpowering pathos; ''in higher
and hoiier world. She sleeps the sleep
of death"
''Dea0l Gretchen deadl" exclaimed
Juliet, in tono of panied regret. No
wonder, then, lie looked broken heart
ed man. When she spoke again, there
was tremor in her voice, tear was
swimming in the glistening depths of
the dark eyes, and her manner was
child-l,ke and touching in its sweet art
lessness.
''You must forgive me, Karl. I did
not know it, and hope you will believe
me sincere in saying, sympathize with
you in this heavy afH ction. In the
plenitude of my present happiness, I
eau forget and forgive whatever bitter
ness your conduct may hmve caused me
In the pnst. am truly sorry for your
misfortune"
such words coming from you," said
smothered voice. thrilling in its agony,
VIII help mo to bear tho heaviness OF
an lntolrrab!e existence They arc n
ray OF sunshine in the wintry sterility OF
my life-an assnaging balm to my
wounded spirit. They come from the
nnsullied goodness and purity of yonr
heart. They are like you, Julie, gentle,
noble and fearless. From my heart, I
thank you for such noble and generous
sympathy"
TO BIZ CONTINUED.
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1.-THE Carolina House. ;

THHIS HOUSE has always e,jnyed the repu-
Il tstion OF being the best place in the city
mixed drinks. The new brand OF Whiskcy,
THE HlBEhNIAN, is something out Of the
ordinary run. Call and see me. on Washing-
ton street. RICHARD BARRY,
April Proprietor.
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-04-24
Fruits and Vegetables--Prices Reduced

Fruits and Vegetables--Prices Reduced.
DEACHES, Q ID. cans, 25 cents each.
IL ina Beans, lb. cans, 25 cents each.
Green Corn, 2 Id. cane 25 cents zach.
Tomatoes. 2 lib. cans, as cents each.
Together with u full assortment OF Pickles,
Jell es, Oysters, Lobsters. Sauces, Catnups,
iignrcs. always on HAND and for sale by
Feb 26 II T. T. AGNEW.
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-04-24
Guns and AmmunlLIOn

Guns and AmmunlL1On.
EUST received by William Glaze, fino Eng
- lieh BkEECH-LOADlEG GUNS, fine Eng
lirll Powder, in Canisters Shot and Gaps. Of all
kind. One door North OF MUsers. Scott, Will
linms & Cn.'s Banking House. Dec 16
The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1870-04-24
German Cattle Powder.

NfTF7SA FOR the cure and prevention of all
diseases to which Oxen, Mich
Ns=T Cows, Sheep and Hogs are subject.
rarllol ., Drovers and others will find this an
excellent Medicine, and mono should be without
it. It purifies the blood, carries off all gross
humors. and thus prevents disease. 1t i'm
proves their appearance and condition. When
cattle are oppressed with heat, fatigue and i'll
low spirits. a few doses will restore them. For
Mich Cows, it is an Invaluable powder when
calving; it increases tho quantity and richness
of the milk and improves their worth. To
have good cattlo. take caro- OF them. This
Powder il for sale only at the Drug Store Of
Dec 10t FISHER HEINITSH.
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THE ONLY TRUE HEINIrSH'S
GERMAN HORSE POW DER

tended for diseases to which the Horse is cub
ject.
Powder are attested to by thousands and for
fifty years has stood and still stands first in
tho estimation Ut all experienced ,mrrs,
Agricultnrists and Farritrs, AZ the best medi-
and herb. carefully combined with tonics, and
may bo given in all cases where disease exists.
For INDIGESTION, DISTEMPEK, Hide:
bound, Dr0wsness, Loss OF Appetite, Inward
Sprains, Debility Wasting of Flesh, Sore
Eyes, Swelled Legs, Grease, Mango. Snrfet,
old Coughs. Exhaustion from Work. Itcarries
off all foul humors, purfes and cools the blood,
and prevents horses becoming stiff and f"nn-
dered. 1t is stimulous for weak stomachs.
and renders the limbs and skin soft and iine,
giving smooth coat to the =, "a
lair, and transforms the i'll 4AH
conditioned and sick to health. SG2Ae
beauty and spirit. Prepared SSi21lse S,YHs
only by f. II. HEINITSH. rhar- INSp z
macisf Columbia, &. G. Dec III +
Prescott journal. [volume] (Prescott, Wis.) 1861-1871, 1870-07-21
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
A Great Public Want SuDDlied.

INFORMATION RELATIVE TO CLAIMS A.
l.lz WASHINGTON OR ELSEWHERE.
ENQUIRIES promptly answered elatiye 10 men,
IL sions, Bounties, Patents, internal Revenue H.
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Both members of our firm having for MANY vears-
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We also attend, on reasonable ferms. Co
the collection OF claims, public and private: Ex-
as TO patentab1lity OF supposed Inventions: The
obtaining OF patents: The purchase and sale of
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Parties having lands for sale, especially in the,
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send us full description of their premises with
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This must be accompanied by one dollar and n
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OF all property entrusted to us. If sold a moder-
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especial permission. to S- -
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Tor the Post Once Department. =
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tents, Washington, D. e.
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Office, No. 45S Seventh ST. WashEton D. c..
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Prescott journal. [volume] (Prescott, Wis.) 1861-1871, 1870-07-21

"a -. TiS''' ofeuSosS HW" ~ Hte dge,
IN 'his paper. S-3n.
TUE Craig MjcRose cPE.-This Microscope
is slnplitied and adapted TO popular as we'll
as scientific use. A new optical wonder |
This is the only instrument of high power
which requires no focal adjustment, and
therefore can be readily used by every one,
even by children. Costing only Two Dollars
and SeyentyFive Gents. by mail, postpaid,
it Is within the reach of all in the community
and should be on the table of every practi-
toner. Read advertisement in this paper. 8
--sp--
According to statistics prepared by j.
L. q. Shanks, member of Congress from
Indiana, there were in the service on the
Union side during the war 1924 off,
GERS and 2,073, ll2 white and 1885
colored men; total 1885, 951. Of these
there was killed in action 1891 officers,
or in every 81, and 40.307 men, or
in 55; died of wounds received in action
2,O66 officers, or in Is, and 3l,924
men, or ] in %; died Of disease 1923
officers and l59, o43 men died from 9th.
er causes known, officers 38S, and men
ll,S45; unknown, officers 1908, and
men o4,094; total deaths in the army,
officers ! in 9. men in s; died in pris-
on, officers | in "a, men, in s.; captured
officers. in II; enlisted l in T3; es-
capped from captivity, officers in Is,
men, ] in 70; prisoners who joined the
enemy, officers in 7Ss, men in SO. =
A WONDERFUL MIoRoscoPE.-Rev. Daniel
Wise, ID. D., editor of the New York Sunday
School Advocate, thus speaks of the celebra-
ted Craig Microscope:
Its simplicity. cheapness and great mag
nifying power struck me with SURPRISE
Then was examining fy's eye by its aid,
and was struck with wonder at the skill and
power of The Creator which is displayed in
its structure. When / saw statement la an
| advertisement that the Craig Microscope
magnifed one hundred diameters and could
be bought for $3.50, / thought it was one of
the humbugs of the hour, for | had paid $40
for microscope not long before. But now |
find it to, he really valuable instrument
which should like to see introduced into the
families of our readers in place of the mani
/ fold useless toys which please for an hour and
is then destroyed This microscope would
| both amuse and instruct them and advise
every boy aud girl who wishes to know the
wonders which lie in little things to save his
money until he has 50 rs, which will pay for
the microscope and the postage when sent by
mail" -,
AS holiday gift this microscope is unsur-
passed, being ornamental, instructive, anus
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Agents and dealerssupplied on liberal terms.
A sample will be mailed, post paid, to any
address for $2.75 by Il. H. Ross, 3I3 Locust
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Read the advertisement in another column.
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General Repairing, &C.,
Howard Sanitary Aid association

For the relief and cure of the errfno and pntor,r
nate, on principles of christian philanthropy.
EiSSAYS on the Errors of Youth and the scll,a.
II OF age. in relation to marriage and social ex,1ss
with sanitary aid for the afflicted Sent free -
sealed envelopes. Address Howard Association
Box p, Philadelphia Pa
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Comfort SO octogepsrians.

When you are eighty years old, good
reader, you may soliloquze after this
fashion.
81 have become very deaf. What a
blessing! There is such lot of silly
talk | cannot hear-such scandals, etc.
My eyes ale failing. How fortunate
| do not see a 1.-THE of the folly and wick
edness that is going on around me. am
blind to faults that would provoke me 10
censure. aa
81 have lest myTteeth, and my voice
is not very laudable. Well, / find it is
no use babbling to folks who won't lis
ten, so have my breath for better pur
poses. / don't show my teeth where I
can't bite. / venture on no tough meat.
"My taste'is not so discriminating as
of yore; and the good is tlat | am the
more easily satisfied, don't keep finding
fault, am contented and thankful. A
nice palate is plague / have got rid of !.
"My joints are rather stiff. Well, if
they were ever so supple, do not want
to 60 to see the sights, hear concerts
make speeches, nor carouse at least.
=" i am not so strong as | was; but
for what DO l need to be stout: / am
not going to wrestle or fight with any
body. My morals are generally i'm
proved.
"My brain is not so clear as in my
younger days, therefore / am neither so
hot-headed nor opinionated. / forget a
thousand injuries"
Prescott journal. [volume] (Prescott, Wis.) 1861-1871, 1870-07-21

THIS is no Patent Medicine Humbug, gotten up
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ment of the Sense of Smell, Taste or Hearing,
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FOR SALE BY MOST DRUGGISTS EVERY WHERE
ft,t ID PRICE ONLY so CENT?. ii fe4E
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Send two cent stamp for DR.. Sage's pamphlet
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Premium Chester White PIGS.

Dure Blood Short Horn, Durham Devon, Alder
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and Cotswold sheep, Cashmere Goats Imported Suf-
ok Essex and Seton Pigs and all Choice
Breeds OF Poultry for sale. Send for Circulars and
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+ F
"Dey may rail against woman as much
as dey like" said darkey lately; s'dey
cant set me against dem. ! hab always
in my life found dem to be first in lub.
first in quarrel, first in de dance, first
in de ice cream saloon, and de first, best,
and de last in de sick room. What would
we do without dem? Let us be born as
young, as ugly, as helpless as we please,
and woman's arm am ready TO receive
us. She am it dat guy US our fust dose
OBJ castor oil, and puts clothes on our
helpless naked limbs, and cutbers. up our
foots and noses in long flannel petticoats,
and it am she, as we grow up, dat fills
our dinner basket wild doughnuts and
apples as we start for school and ticks US
when we tear our trowsers."