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The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

re- Parents who contemplate Civ
ing their children askate on the Park
had better invest in Q bottle of Dun
cans Expectorant. "a word to the
wise" &c.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

n Balmoral, Hoop. and Fanci
Skirts at STILLS.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

Will do all it il recommended to do or the
money refunded.
FIRST-It will restore gray or faded hair
to its natural color. 1t will change red hair
to a beautiful auburn.
SECoND-It viii tighten the hair, thus
arresting and preventing It's falling ont.
THIRD-lt viii eradicate dandruf aud
cure itching Of the scalp and relieve that
unnatural heat il the head, of which many
complain
F0URTH-It Will change harsh and wi
~ hair into the soft and sIlken appearance,
so much desired.
The following, among many a~eknowled5-
ments to Its superiority as a Hair Restora-
tive and Dressing, will speak for them
selves :
M-cCoSSELsvIELE, o., Nov. 90, 1870.
We hereby certify That we have tested the
article called EXCELSIOR HAIR RE
STORATIVE, and find it to be all that is
claimed for tia complete Hair Restorer
and Hair Dressing.
A. KAHLER,
FORD Sill,
w. W. M'CARTY.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23
BUSINESS NOTICES.

r- Fancy PLAID HOSE now at
HallIday's.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23
For Sale by Druggists s. Coun-
try Merchants.

CisCINSArI, O. Oct. s, 1870.
s. Spragte, McConnelsville, O:-Send
US five gross of your Cattle Powders, (Ohio
Farmer's.) A. B. MERRIAM & co.
The Ohio Farmers Condition Powders
is the best medicine for horses l have ever
used, and l have tried many others-Team-
ster for McConnelsville Sash Factory.
Porter & Pyle buy Ohio Farmers Con-
dition Powders.
They cured my horse when I and al my
neighbors thought he would die.
j. MCDOWELL.
"Your Powders (Oaio Farmer's) should
be more used among the farmers than they
are. | know them to be a good thing. for
stock" J. A. ADAIR.
They pre- a good thing for stoek.-DR.
PARKER.
Ask for the Ohio Farmers Condition
Powders, and take no ether.
Nov.1l,' 70,3mo.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

"a Complete Pictorial Hist0-
~ of the Tirnes.''
ssThe best, cheapest, and most
successful Family Paper I'm
the UniOn.3
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

rA- Hurcules scarfs at STILLS.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23
~HARPER's PUBLICATIONS.

ssUnquestiOnabEy the host Sus-
tained work OLhe KHnd In
the WOrId.S
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

@ FURS FURS the best il
the market, at Halliday's.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1870-12-23

By Order of the Committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1870-10-31
II, r, HELMB0LD'S
CONCENTRATED
Fluid Extract Buchu,
II Il
GREAT DIURETIC.

The Proprietor trusts that his Remedies, from the
fact Of being advertised may not be classed as Pa
tent Medicines.
BUCHU, in one form or other, has been presented
by every educated Physician FOR more than
TWO HUNDRED YEARS.
II r. IIELMBOLD claims superior mode OF
extracting liz virtues The experiments were made
while engaged in the DRUG business in the city Of
Philadelphia, nineteen years ago, prompted by the
alarming increase OF diseases of the Bladder hh-
news, Gravel and Urinary Organs exist in bolh
sexes. These diseases were justly attracting Is
much attention rs diseases Of the Liver, or any
other vital organs of the body. Upont the SOUND ana
healthy condition of these important organs the
healthy and harmonious action OF the nervous :!
tenn and Liver and consequently the happiness of
the entire human family, depends That Buchn
should act upon both Liver and Kidneys, to pre-
pare it 50 that it would retain it, strength and active
principle was his aim. 1t must not be made, as
housekeepers make tea, by boiling 1t is delicate
Leaf. and its active principle would be destroyed
by such process. Itmust be prepared in VAClo,
and from the Long-leaf, fresh and carefully Sc
lected.
THE SUPERIORITY OF MY MODE OF PRE-.
PARATION BEING ACKNOWLEDGED, now
ship even to the point CAPE OF GOOD HOPED
where the leaves are gathered. large quantities Of
MY FLUID EXTRACT
INTACT, TIE ARTICLE STANDS PRE- EMIL
NENT. AND Is KNOWN IN ALI. PARTS OF THE
WORLD.
The first and most important object was to offer
to the afflicted remedy that was perfectly safe.
and could be taken 10y adults and children. lsno-
rant persons, who pay no attention to dose, uTec
ton, or advice, might reason, THAT if Il teaspoon
full taken occasionally, did good, two would do
better. and perhaps a bottle would cure in day
Many have broken down their health by dissipa-
ton and on his principle; but they had been years
in doing
What would have understood is. that no injury
can arise from its use. 1t is as safe as any article
of food; but patients must not expect any medicine
to rebuild q wrecked or shattered constitution IN Il
few days.
This truth is so sell-evdent that it would seem
t. repeat it. it not for the fact that
thousands ofpersons who are intelligent in all other
matters, seem TO think unreasonaby, that cura-
tive agent must exhibit its specific effects mmedl-
atelv when the fact Isl that time is often an impor-
taut element in the progress of safe and thorough
cure even when the medicine is working the hest
results. These same persons would eXpend Hun
DREDS, yes, THOUSANDS of DOLLARS, In
articles of LUXURY and DISSIPATION, and think
less of it than they would of FIFTY DOLLARS in
medicine to rebuild BROKEN down and WORN
OUT CONSTITUTION.
Notwithstanding the number of years | have been
engaged in busine s. there may be those located at
distance that may not be aware OF all the facts,
and would like TO be satisfied all the points,
Having been educated druggist, append the fol
| lowing
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A Case Of Twenty Years
Standing,
PARLIAMENTARY. Pa. June y. 1851.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, june -. lSjI.
H. r IIELMnoLp Drusgl~t-DrAR SIR: have
been a sufferer for upwards of twenty years viii
gravel, bladder and kidney affections during which
time have used various medicinal preparations
and been under the treatment of the most eminent
physicians, experiencing but little rcbci.
iIavmg seen your preparations extensively al.
vertised, consulted my family ply IN regard
to using your Extract BRchu.
did this because had used al kinds Of adver'
ised remedies and had found them worthless, NN
some quite Injurious; iii fact, de>palred OF ever
getting well, aud determined to use no remedies
hereafter unless knew Of the ingredients IL was
this that prompted me to use your remedy. A. you
advertised that i was composed OF buchu' cuheOs
anti juniper berries it occurred to me and my phys
cian H. an excellent combination; and with his adj
vice, after an examination OF the article and con
-ulting again with the druggist, concluded to try
it, | commenced to use It about eight months ago,
at which time was confined to my room.
From the first bottle was a~tonishcd nj the ben
rficin effect and after using II three weeks WAS
able TO walk out. felt much like writing to you a
nl statement Of my case al the time, but thought
my Improvement might only be temporary, aud
therefore concluded TO defer and see II Il would
effect perfect cure. knowing then 1t would be o.
greater value to you and more satisfactory to ne
am now able to report that IL cure Is effected,
after using the remedy for five months.
have not used any now for three months, and
feel rs well in all respects rs ! ever did.
Your Buchu being devoid OF any unpleasant taste
and odor nice tonic and gortor OF the y stem
! do not mean to he without it whenever occasion
may require its use in such alectons.
NJ MCCORMICK.
should any doubt Mr.. McCormicA's statement he
refers to the following gentlemen:
Hon. WIN. BIGLER, Ex-Governor Of rennsy lyania.
Hon. THoMAS'B. FLORENCE, Philadelphia.
Hon j. {. KNOX, Philadelphia
Hon. j. $. BLACK, Philadelphia.
Hon. u. r. PORTER Ex-Governor of Pennsylvania
Hon, ELLIS LEWIS, Philadelphia
Hon Il. c. GREER, eN-Judge United states Court.
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Cure Of Kidney and Bladder
Affection of a Patient
seventy-oight years
Of age.
THANKS 70 MIR. uELMDoLD.

THANKS 70 MIR. IIELMBOLD.
GIRAED. Pa, March3l $50.
EDITOR CosNoroLrE:-I desire, as an unsoci-
ted tribute to the merits Of IIELMBoLD's BuGlu,
and for the benefit OF those similarly afflicted rs
myself, to say that after consulting many eminent
physicians and trying nearly all the best advertised
remedies IN the vain hope Of finding relief from
aggravated kidney and bladder diseases, from
which have suffered excessively for many wears,
good fortune finally suggested to me itLMHotD~
81 CHU. which commenced using with little faith,
and no. apparent beneficial effects for about a
month"; At the expiration of that time however, /
thought commenced to experience slight relief
which encouraged me 10 perseyere IN It's use, ana
now at the expiration of tour months, although l
am an Inirm old man, nearly seventv-eght years
ofage, and consequently medicines cannot be cN-
pected to fiyorably affect me they otherwise
would, have found such unspeakable relief and
permanent benefit from Mr.. Ilelmbold's valuable
discovery, that feel ought to publicly record The
fact as an acknowledgment to him. and a valuable
suggestion to the public. Yours respectfully,
u. VI. LAREN.
MIR. Laren refers 10 the following gcnGemen:-
Colonel DAN RICE, Grard. Pa
CHARLES STOW, Esq, Girard Pa, Edition
Cosmopolite.
GEORGE II. UTTER. Girard Pa, Attorney.
C. /. KINDS Grard, Pa. Attorney.
Can't. D. w HUTCHINSON. Girard Pa, ATTY
DAVID OLlN. Girurd, Pa, Merchant.
DAVID f. DAY, Gmird, Pa, Merchant.
c. F. ROCKWELL, Girard, Pa, Merchant.
i. {. ELY, Glrard Pa, Druggist,
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augusta Dirrctorp.
Churches.

ORTHODOX REGATIONAL.-Granitc Oh.
state IT,, between Bridge and Oak streets. No
pastor; residence No. State street. Morning
service 1899 \. NJ. Afternoon service $50 T. NJ
FIRST BAPrisT.-Corncr Winthrop and Perham
sts. J. Kicker, pastor residence Chestnut street.
Morning -ervine 1890 y. NJ. Afternoon , 80 i.
VI. Evening =. VI.
FREE BAPrlST,--state street, north Of Bridge.
Sonin st service 1850 i. Nj. Ai,ernoo ,I 80 r
VI. Evening p. VI.
METHODIST EPlsCOPAL,-Green street, east of
state Il. Martin, pastor; residence at the par
sunage, next door to the church. Morning ser
vice l950 y. II. Afternoon 23O T.. NJ. Evening
PROTESTANT FIIsCOPAL,-State ST., between
OAK and winthrop Rev. Mr.. Upiohn, rector.
Morning service 1850 y. NJ. Evening service ?.
uNivERs ALIsT. Cor winthrop and summer SITS.
{. r. Moor. pastor; residence Winthrop street,
below orchard. Morning service 1880 \. Nj.
sabbath school service Al IL y NJ. Evening ser
UNITAKIAN,-Coruer oak and state sts Rev.
Mi Cram, pastor; morning service 1880 \ VI.
sabbath school service 2.I5 p. NJ. Preaching
service in evening at O'Clock -,
CAYIlOIlC,-NtatcS St, north of Bridge. Key. Mr..
O'Briou, priest residence near the church. ..
The Congregational, First Baptist Free Will
baptist and Methodist Churches hold social con-
ference meetings IN their vestries every Wednesday
evening, at hali-raet seven o'clock.
Y. VI. c. =.
Rooms in Darby Block, Water street. Regular
prayer meetings every Monday evening. Religion :
exercises every sunday afternoon at o'clock
Rooms open to all
Masonic
BETHLEHEM LODGE, No. 81, T. and y. "
stated meetings first Monday OF each month.
Special meetings every Monday evening. +. y.
AUGUSTA LODGE, No al. +. y A. NJ. Stated
meeting, first Tuesday of each month, Special
meetings every i4e III, evening ,, IL ooo
TRINITY COAlNIANpEKY, Ne. :, knights TEN
plar stated meetings Friday on or bGloie me
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TESTINHOHIH
Cure Of Gravel Of Five Years
Standing-stone Passed
and to Be Seen.
sAvANNAn. Tom. NAV Il. 1869.

SAVANNAH, Tenn. May II, 1862
Dr.. IT. r. HELMnOLp,
DEAR SIR: We introduced your Fluid Extract
Buchu" in this country about eight months ago, and
are hup,y to state that it is meeting with universal
favor Ne wish 10 inform YOU of one instance
among many where your 'Buchu' has worked
wonders 4 man in our county, named j u. T.
tell had been suffering about i've years with gray
el About siA weeks ago he bought OF rs one bot
Tie OF your Bdchu," ana before he was through
with one bottle he passed "A gravel that weighs eight
grains which We now have OH exhibition in ON
drug store. lie says he never Will be without the
/ "HuchuN IN his house again. our preparations
are gaining favor every day. Very respectfully,
yuurs &c.. ECCLES Il IIlNkLE. Druggists.
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From the Largest Manufat
turing Chemist in
the World.

81 am acquainted with Mr II: T Helmbold; ne
occupied the Drug store opposite M residence,
and was succeSsiul in conducting the business
where others had not been equally SO before nm.
| have been favorably impressed with ms ehifac-
ter and enterprise"
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WILLIAM WEIGIiTMtN,
Firm of Powers Il Wei=htman, Manufacturing
Chemists, Smith and Brown Streets, PhiladeI
piia, NOV. 10, 1854.
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Cure of Bladder and Kidney AT
lection of Long Standing
Stone Passed and to
Be Seen.

WEsIroRr, Conn, sept O. 1859
II. T. lIEIMroLD, Esq
DEAR sur commenced taking your "ENtracs
of BuchlN about two weeks since for an Affection
Of the Bladder and Kidneys. | have suffered by
rr CAM. fhroneb he efggct II yor "Bnrhn y
4 stone passed from my bladder about the size OF
It large pea and now feel perfectly well, and en-
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DIR. KEYS =R

is physician of over 30 years experience anil Il
graduate of the jefferson Medical College and
OF the University OF Medicine and surgery Of fttt-
adelPhia.
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The city.
This Mode of Treatment, which Is beng
.dopted by a large number of the Medical Profess
sion, has become quite popular in almost every
State of the Union. 1t has been examined by thou
sands of PLY sicians of all schools Of medicine, ana
there has not been one dissenting voice to the
correctness of the principle; all acknowledge that
it ellis q vacuum in the Science of Medicine The
sick and afflicted are demanding it everywhere.
We have demonstrated the fact that Paralysis,
Nervous Debility, Dyspepsia, Neuralgia
Gout Consumption in its incipient
stages, all Cancerous
Affections, Dropsy, yaricose Veins, Weak
Chests, Narrow Chests Asthma,
Weak Lungs,
Weak Backs, Weak, Stiff and Shrunken LIMBS
Curvature of the Spine, and other
Spinal Affections,
Sciatica, Rheumatism of years standing, spasms,
Epilepsy, Palsy, st. yitus' Dance,
Derangement of the Mind,
Prolapsus Uter, Distracted Menstruation, with
all their concomtant diseases, lmpotency,
and all kinds of weakness of the
Generatiye Organs,
CAN BE CURED. 1t brings greater supply OF
blood and nutrition to all weak parts, thus creating
new life and TONE and health and strength in those
parts. 1t breaks up Congestion and Inflammation
By equalizng the circulation throughout every part
Of the system
The Senior Proprietor of the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1870-10-31

COMMENCED her regular trips from the Ken
\ nebec, Thursday, May 18th, 1870, and Will
until further notice, run as follows:
Leaving Gardiner every Monday and Thursday
at O'Clock, Richmond at 4, and Bath AT 7. NJ.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-11-17
WARNER'S
PILE REMEDY.

WdTneI's Pile Remedy has never failed mot
even in one case) to cure the very worst cases of
Blind, Itching and Bleeding Piles. Those who
are afflicted should Immediately call on their
druggist and get WARMERS PILE REMEDY 1t Is
expressly for the Piles, and is not recommended
TO cure any other disease. 1t has cured many
cases of over thirty years standing. Price One
Dollar. For sale by druggists everywhere.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-11-17
From Josh Billings Farmers Allmlnax.
The NaEraI HAOrnct.


The hornet il AIRED hot child ov ma
tur, ov sudden impreshuns, and a sharp
konhusion. The hornets alwuz fies
at short range, aud never argy'a case,
they settle all oV their disputes III lettiu
their javelin hy, and are ~ certain, and
az anxious to hil az a mule iz. Hornets
bid their nest wherever they take no.
shun to, and seldum are asked TO move,
for what would it profit man tew mur-
der 80 hornets and have the one hun
dred one bit him with hiz jaVelin.
kant tell you jist tew a day how long
a hornet can live, but kno from ex-
perience, that every bug, be- he hornet
or someboddy else, who IL mad all th'
time, and stings every good chance he
kan git, generally oatliF.s all oS hi9 ma
bUTs,
The PRoNIscuss CoCKEoAcH. The
Cockroach IL bug at large. He is one
Ov the luxurys oV civillzashun. The
Cockroach iz born on the fust oV May
and fast ov November semi-annually,
and il reddy for use in Is days from
date. They are born four from each
egg, and consequently they are all
twins; there is no sich thing in the an
nails ov natur, az a single cockroach.
Their food seems TO consist, not so
mutch oV what they cat, az what they
kan git into, and often finding them
ded, in the soup, at mi boarding house,
/ have cum tew the painful oonclushun,
that the cockroach han't swim, hut that
he kan aoat TOR long time.
TIE Universal SwlNE.-The Swine,
(always) hav four legs, tho thare IL sum
remarkable exceptshuns to this rule.
Swine are good quiet boardersi they
alwuz eat what is sot b. fore them, and
don't ask any phooish questions. The
Swine kan be larnt great menny anus.
ing things, sich az highsting the gate
oph the hinges, and finding hole in
the fence to git into the cornfeld, but
it il dredful hard work for them tew
find the same hole to git out at, espe.
shily ifyou are in hurry to have them
This haz never been fully explained. bu
speaks vollums for the swine. Swim,
can all root well, a swine that kant roo
well, IL poor job.
The MEIoDlUs CAT.-The cat hath
been called domestik animile but
never could tell whyfore. All there il
domestik about cat IL, you kant lozc
one; they are az tuff to loze az a bat
reputashen IL You may send one ou
oV the state done up neatly in meal
bag, the next morning you will find hin
along sids ov the kitchen stove reddy
tew be stepped on. They are as solemn
as Moses, but as phull ov the devil a
Judas Iskariott Esq. Thare is only ON
thing about cat that like, and that is
they are very reasonable; a little mon
ey, well put, will go CRATE way in cats
Cats are very plenty in this world jus
now. / counted l8 from mi boarding
house windo, one moon lite nite las
summer, and 1t want the best kind 0
o mite tor cats neither.
The BRINY CoDFIsH confsh
the fruit ov the oshun, which account
for their being so salt. They are goo,
eating for wet day. they are bette
than an umbreller to keep a man dry
They want a good deal ov fresheninl
before they are eaten, and want fresh
ening a good deal afterwards,
III can have plenty ov Goldfish fol
breakfast, can generally manage tev
make the other two meals out of col,
water.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-11-17
Notice in Partition.

Notice Is hereby given to Reuben DIckaS0n,
Anna Eliza Lewis, Charles Fremont Dickinson,
Ia minor, Cary a. Dickson u minor, and Ida
May DlclIason, IA mlnor) all Of Jackson Coun-
~, Ohio, that Perry Lewis OF said County and
iS7C, flo Ills petition In the Court of Comlnon
Pleas Of Jackson County, Ohio, against the said
Reuben Dickson, Anna Eliza Lewis, Charles
r., Cary A, and Ida May DolEaSon, asking that
aud tonementS, lying aud belng In said County
aud state, to-wit;
Lot Number Twenty-Threo t2a), In Township
Numbor SIX (Bh aud itauge Number Nlneteen
(lgl, of the Scnto salt Reserve Lands contain
Ing 10 acres, moro or less.
And thatnt tho next term Of said Court, the
said Perry Lewis will apply for an order that
partition may be made OF said premises.
Dated this 81 day OF November 1870.
PERRY LEWIS.
JAMES TRIPr, Atty for Petitioner.
(NUv, 3, lS70-6w0
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-11-17
Notice,

CAROLINE @. SAVIOR and Samuel Saylor Of
the state of Kansas will take notice, that Clay
pool MaCkey & Co., of the county of Ross, In the
State OF Ohio, did, on the 18th day OF October, A,
D., 1870, file their petition In the Court OF Com
mon Pleas of Jackson county, Ohio against tie
said Caroline q. Saylor and Samuel Saylor, de-
fendants, setting forth that the said Caroline q.
SaylOr gave mortgage to the said ClnypOo,
Mackey & Co., on the following described prem
iscs, situate In the town and county Of Jackson
and State of Ohio, tO-wlt: Commencing 81 feet
north nom the southwest corner of ln-lOt no.
ll6, on the street or alley between said lot and
the public square, opposite TO where the Jail now
stands; thence bnck east half way across said lot
parallel with Portsmouth street; thence north
to Portsmouth street; thence west along the
line of Portsmouth street feet thence south
at right angles with Portsmouth street 80 feet
thence west parallel with Portsmouth street to
the street or nlley first named thence along said
street between lot no, ll0 and the public square
lBN feet to the place Of beginning This deScrip-
tion IL upon the suppostlon That Niuin street
runs north and south to secure the payment of
SlO6723 according to certain notes referred to In
said mortgage, and praying that said Samuel
Saylor may pay said SUM, now claimed to be
due, with interest on S527,17 from July lth 1870,
and on t5S0,S from October 18th 1870, or that said
premises may be sold TO pay the same and the
said Carolina q. Saylor and Samuel SaylOr are
notified that they are required TO appear and
answer said petition on or before the 3d SNtur-
day after the 18th day ofNovcmber next Dated
Oct 18th, 1870.
CLAHrOoL, MAcKEY Co.
by j.. w. Laild, their attorney.
Oct H. iS7O-nW,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-11-17
YSPEPSIA.

Warmers Dyspepsia Tonic is prepared ex-
pressy Tor Dypeptics and those suffering with
tonic and splendid appetizer; 1t strengt ems
the stomach and restores the digestive organs to
their healthy state-Weak, nervous and dispep-
tic persons should use WARMERS DYSPEPSIA
Tonic. For sale by druggists.-Price One Dollar.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1870-11-17

81 say, Pat, said Yankee to an Irish
man who was digging in his gardoni
"are you digging out hole in that On-
ion bed !"
"No," says Pat: II am digging out
the earth, and leaving the hole"
An Irishman, in speaking Of spell Of
sickness he had had, said, "Be my faith.
] laid spachless six weeks in the long
month Of August, and all my cry was,
'Wather, wather y"
An attorney, says an ingenious wri-
ter, is the same thing to barrister that
an apothecary is to physicians with
this difference, that your lawyer does
not deal in scruples.
A Boston store keeper, the other day,
stuck upon bis door the laconic adver-
tisement "A boy wanted" The next
morning, on opening his store, he found
. little urchin in basket, labeled "Here
be ia."
Modesty In a woman is like color on
her Cheek-deCidedly becoming, IL not
put on.