Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-09-21
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~l7s From tbs Prov lde1ice Press, August 50,
l. Something Ike year since Well known
'Jpair OF this eityideoided to paftccompany
ena ,aach4leave thalaaheEto his OF her nlost
decided pursuit. This dissolution of part
nership was brought about by the frequent
nv recurring fact that the course Of their
married life, instead OF flowing along like
a SUM d er. streams whose polished surface
is disturbed only! here and there by a
gentle ripple, was on .thel, contrary
subjeete1.to freqHent storms and .,tempes-
tuous squalls which rendered existerice-
in unison. a burden and n torment. Such
being the iease they mutually agreed to
part company, and each to. paddle, an
Individual canoe over such, water as was,
NEST preftrable. siEaeh promised to leave
the otheri in. undisturbed possession
Of whatever property belonged to- them
Individually, n aud 4. with this contract
fthey parted, the husband remaining in
gProvidence and the wife going to the
hoRaa. of fher. sister in a country town
something less than q hundred miles
Fl from ii. this city, Thus q year passed
on, Y and neither say or heard any.
thing - Of the. other, During n this
period t'fortune smiled ugon the wife,
who is a woman richly endowed With ma
t5zre's charms, and upon whom beauty has,
stamped its coveted impress. She. an1assed
quite a.vcon1f 6rtssfbf8 quantity OF this worlds
riches, and desiring to enjoy them more
lIextsnsiveIy she purchased a horse and
lhuggw with which she drove about in high
lstyle and comfort. The husband hearing
I last week of the worldly. prosperity Of the
| former partner OF his joys, ana the creator
of all his sorrows, determined to. pay her
a visit, ana in his secret thought
resolved to become rpossessor of
1.-The .aforesaids9 stylish turn out.
/ Taking a journey into those parts he
watched his ohanceand succeeded iasteais
iag the team. And,, on 1hqisqsy, morning
startsd home inhigh glee, driving the COW
! ete1 prize, The i wethon discovered the
stfagic -n.oRean ent, took the first train for
1PrSFidenc,. and afziyee EeraH about the
Same tiEle that her lord, drove slato! ftoWn
with fhe horse and bh5ieog1y;.V On inquiry she
! found that the Law would not convict her
1 husband for suealing, recognizing, asift did,
! heprecept si'what Is mine is thfnes and
J, what q is thiaeq is -mine.P She ~ then
put her Woman's wit at work to dis
| cover some way TO secure come
/ 'uuiptpancs5'' with her husband st length
] she discovered that he also owDed.a horse
I I'D buggy, and immediately she resolved
iupoa ler!coarse. Ending where he kept
tie team, sic succeeded, all unaided, in
/ securing it, and away she won't, whittier
her. husband is iq,yains III yin < +ou ascertain
| For great was his astonishIneuts and cha
grin8 on Saturday, returning from his
aayis employment, which he had made
Hght,and1 pleasant by. .iioyfnlly cpntemplat-
Hing His cvn ssilrewjhness, to find thae the
EAEife Of his bosom had eonpletely o4tgen-
sr4H ID him, and that, zoe, with his. own
! g.eap0ps. s------- .-..z.
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