The Placer herald., 1870-04-16
From the Washington Cor. oil N. Y. Democrat
TERENCE MIGRANT.
WAsnINoToN, April wan, 1870

MIsrER PuMMERY - Ne cousin Gays hs has
lost all faith in bis friends. lie is crazy a,
laist half the time, and when he has bis
spells. all ws can get out of him 10 San
Domingo" lie kspss us all awake nigh,s,
and AL the rest We get is bstuns meals
The Doctor says he is . somus,n bulist-
tha,'s that, do noO-Fby. only last night
| va. routed out OF me bad by the worsl fa-
WA on fire. to be sure. pulled on Brid-
ge''s c"rssts in hurry, being the only
Thing could iod-Bridgst haviug hid me
clothes for fear | Was going ont on a lark
wid me oousD - and rushed to me cousins
room. Fhst q scene. to be sure. There
sst me c"usins w'fs on The bed, wid pill
low sbtuHsd 10 bsr mouth, screaming like q
wildcat, aud shouting that there vas man
under the bed. towlsd up me shirt slave
and charged under there aud got how'd Of
bare Irg and pulled It. Symptoms Of
man were gradually developed. ou,il at lsbsl
The su4nus,sd form Of ns cousin Ulissss wss
brougb. to view. lie was apparently sslsep.
| put glass Of 6.hky 10 bis nose fbsn lie
~vks up.
'Fhat The dvl are yez DUNG uudher The
brd, says |.
Looking for San D mninQo says he.
iouked unjhsr the bed. but divil the
the San Douiago could iud but wash
bowl snd d~mj 'hn.
San Do-ihst gor says l 10 him, for l
dido't know that hs meant.
Then he went ou aud explained TO US
tbs, he had been led bs the promisss Of bic
trlsnds 10 invest \ large sum Of bis ia rail
~sh,slt in the Island Of San Domingo. And
how his friends has promised that the SIN
ate would ratlfy tb. traty, and now they
had gone back oulil him, aud his money
was lohst
An. but didn't his wife give !. ill him
Says she. And that do you went to pa7 OUT
your bard earned money f,r rail sshtXts for,
fh~u your friends will give " more than -
can pay tsx-s ont
lie couIdt snsw wsr, and W put him TO
bed wid a vet tows: os bic head, and, a.
,bsr he had drank . bit OF spirits, hs slept
the sIsps Of th. just. But be hss 90. b"
HART sst on il, sod, il the Sinsss dou't CONE
to time. there is 90 way to convince them
bu. 80 do ~ the fr,snds Of The Pacific Sub
s,dy b,ll dd-goi . carlsbad Of proshti,u' -
from Ne~ York city TO Lobby It through.
lie don't Ike " do tbst for fear Of The
scaodAI It would create, aud won't only ~
. IssLt resort. lIs ssys thsa one woman.
the Fr.ach g'rl that's t4chiug him to talk
hog-s,ng tl4rn~y hss est Croogrsss Wild,
and they are trying to pass bill 10 abolish
pohgamy. on hn account. and be don't
know that they would do # he bad = hun
drsd here to help h'm. " see, he thinks
all these rsfo'ms they are trying to iuau-
gura's have reference to him. Why, fhso
Snalor Pomeroy was advocating y ill to
prsvs", d'nkin. and gambling in the
Dsh,rirt Of CoIumb,s, hs thought it was y
drive At himse'L 1t 10 clare 10 me that me
ccusin'. Imagination is desassd. | Wish
,hsy would gs. through vid their San
Domiug"es, for lie moigh,y ,Lrying on me
constitution aud amsndinsnts 10 be setting
up wid y man ivsry night, who 10 50 violent
tia. my bead is liable 10 b bush,sd q. ooy
Time.
Be gorra. wish it WAS sumsr, and ws
were enjoying the hate and sand in our eyes
a, Long Branch. o, drinking the phy.i,k-
ing water At Sara,ogs, and taking the
Finch picked tongue wild the Impress.
Ys haven't heard from Bailey vet, have
veil Me cousin says, dam thAfs-lba,
won't divide.
You ought to zee Bu,hlsr. He il vas, We
mind. that wanted to ssud a uagsr boy OF
his to Wssbt Point, and nov the War De-
parlmsnt says the mayer cant 90 there.
Buhlsr says that boy is as good. a. he 10,
and no bsther. | think that's the raison
they wont take lfs nagsr-bscauss be is no
better than tue Bast.
But, spakiDg OF nagers makes me think.
We thought w had done n large thing for
Africa then we admitted Mshter Revels,
but av coorss ys know that be is not N
blark ~ some Of hsm. Now, that do ynu
think that the divlls are af, her saving Och.
murdher. they say that II we don't admit
soma nAgs's SO black that charcoal wu ! max
a thile mark on them, they shall think that
Rsvsls VAS let in on account Of his fhits
bo"d Aud then the threats they make 10
cass blacker nagsrs are not let in, makes
The hair Of livery mlmbsr Of our 10Y al psr,y
to shtand IN end ike the squils upon the
the frighttul concubns. They actually
sh~ear they will lave us 10 our own de-
s'ruc'ion, aud vote aid the D;mmecraE
FuAt Iht0 IL tuat Iulcn AVA " U.S. " THESE
j-t ornaments cannot bs concIIisted Con
rilla,ion 10 our WAT cry. and me cousin SAWS
| mnsht buckle on bis armory and % South
t" tschs the nagers their j'oty. Be j.bsts
fear th-rs Is nothing in ths future for me
bot to dale ~ld nagsrs intirely. It is terri
bic to thok OF the gratitude fhich these
black dlvis are showing us. after all We
have done for them. and We are sorry now
that VS. lot Rsvsls in. because We might
have known j. wouldn't end there. They
won't be saiistsd now until livery uager 10
the whole country is drawing pay from the
Government, They are worse nor = riIa-
tive.
Fhsn think Of rilativss | cant kaps from
laughing. Suppose they elect . nsgsr for
President, which is the programme nov for
1872, wha, delicious fun i, will be 10 see
tho fbits men pretending to be relatives Of
the mayer juss 60 &c, 40 ofac~ 7, IA tet-