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The New York herald., 1870-03-22

A BEAUTIFUL PATCHWORK is the new City
Charter, which is to be discussed by special
order iu the Assembly to-day. The democratic
members have already invested 1t with all the
rainbow tints Of Joseph's coat When the
republicans get chance at 1t they will stitch
on number Of many-oolored patches, go that
the Charter will not be Of .'red, white and
hlne'' arrangement by any means Indeed,
from the sonrcs vhepqe Y comes, II might Be
expected to be more Of the black and blue
order.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

The HONDURAS RAILwAY.-The cable de-
spatch from London published yesterday has
the following announcement :-''The contract
for the construction of the Honduras Railway
was signed here on Thursday. The work is
to be begun within year." We are informed
by the Consul General of Honduras that the
information sought to be conveyed by this
bungling paragraph Is this That the last two
sections OF the Honduras Railway were put
under contract last Thursday; the first and
mosss difdcult section was commenced over
year ago ana is near; completed, and the
whole work is to be lnished November !, 1911.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22
lucXJAW FATAL RESULT OF An ACCIDENT.

few weeks ago youngster named John Green.
grove, resident Of Harrison township, ~ j., while
practising gymnastic exercises In Lagowatz's trunk
factory, 10 Newark, over large revolving shaft was
Caught by q Din ana whlrled around with frightful
velocity, 80 that his garments were torn TO shreds,
his leg broken and his body otherwise seriously
bruised. He was removed to his home IN Harrison.
Within few days since lockjaw set Ia. and finally
resulted in the death Of the poor fellow. de was
uat turned seventeen
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

An ELECTION to fill the vacancy in the
House occasioned by the forced resignation
of Mr.. Golladay has been ordered by the
Governor Of Kentucky for the 25th Of next
month. W. believe M. G9lladay Id some
intention at first Of running for reelection
but we think he had better not. The people
Of his district are likely to give him holiday
out of Congress.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

The FUNDING BILL SCHEME. men who
are most interested in having the Funding bill
passed are those who want the one per cent
that Mr.. Boutwell, recommends, or the half
per cent which the Senate proposes for ma
nipulating the debt. Our own bankers and
financial agents, as well as number of Eu-
ropean 6nanciers, remembering the magnid-
cent jobs that Jay Cooke and others had In
handling the bonds and money Of Uncle Sam
during the war, are looking with eager eyes to
the spoils this bill may give them. We do
not want the Funding bill at all now; but if we
must have it let the business of transforming
the debt be left to the paid employees and
agents Of the Treasury Department
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

The UNDERGROUND RAILWAYS are likely to
receive good deal Of attention in the Legis-
lature. Mr. Genet introduced bill in the
Senate yesterday authorizing the Manhattan
Railroad Company to construct railways UNDER
ground generally throughout the city.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

ECHEvERRIA On RRYNoLDs.-It is reported
that Professor Echeverria is Of the opinion
that, apart from any mental arrangement Rey-
nolds is of such an extremely low order OF in
tellect as to justify his classification with
idiots. This opinion hardly seems the result
Of so clear an intellectual operation, SO good
. DEDUCTION from the facts it is based upon, as
the opinion Of Reynolds uiaassslf that Chang
ing for murder Is played out in New York.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

ENGLISH COURTEsIEs. The English Queen
extends her thanks to the United States for
the courteses extended to the ship Monarch,
which, Of course, are gracefully accepted. In
the meantime, Captain Eyre, who ran down
our ship Oneida, is on his way home to Eng
land What courtesies will England extend
to hms Is England to let him go scot free,
with the lost lives Of one hundred and twenty
American seamen on his head?
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

DISTRICT ATTORNEY NORRIS, after innu-
merable troubles, brought his first election
fraud case to trial in the Brooklyn Court Of
Oyer and Terminer yesterday and lost il. Two
Witnesses swore positively that Lynch, the
defendant, one Of the inspectors, had allowed
several persons to vote who had not registered,
but Judge Gilbert and bis associates informed
the jury that there va was not sds.c,cn, Evidence
to convict, and they must fnd him not guilty,
which the jury, having no choice, accordingly
DID
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

Law AND ORDER have still to maintain a
fierce struggle against radicalsm aud disorder
In France. Our cable reports Of the Prince
Pierre Bonaparte trial at Tours 60 to show that
while Bonaparte submitted himself completely
to the action Of the court and jury, NJ. Pascal
Grousset, the leading witness for the prosecu-
ton, was so defiant in his language that the
Judge was forced to commit him to prison for
contempt. poor contrast on behalf Of the
people with imperialism.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

AN IRIsH FENfAN PoEr was buried in Dublin
yesterday. His funeral was made the occa-
slon OF ssvast" popular demonstration. ''The
minstrel boy to the war is gone,' although he
had no opportunity Of welding his fathers
sword" here below.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

GOVERNOR SHAFFER has arrived in Salt Lake
City, and expresses himself gratifed with
affairs generally. He is to be serenaded and
have a calico ball. The Mormons evidently
intend to amuse him In view of Cullom's
terrible bill
The New York herald., 1870-03-22
Who Struck Billy Pattersone

In another column we give communication
from distinguished member of this commu-
nifty, who signs himself ''Theodore Allen"
but who is better known in police circles by an
abbreviaton of those syllables. He objects to
having his house called ga crib" Inasmuch
as this word ''crib" has some pure associa-
tions in every family and some sacred ones in
Christian history, we think the point well
taken. No such place should be called by
that name. There is, however, a.far more i'm
portant point in Mr.. Aliens note than anything
he says about himself or his house. This 10
what he says about the famous attempt to take
the life or smash the nose Of the indomitabls
hero, Major Leland. It will be remembered
that this distinguished warrior was assaulted
and defended his life by opening a file fire with
his trusty revolver. AS related In the note Of
Allen, the person who assaulted Leland was
not 80 much assaulting that valiant gentleman
as defending woman. Who, then, assaulted
the woman2 As the brave are always full
Of chivalry, and as Leland bubbles
with courage like soda water with carbonio
acid, it Of course could not have been him.
1t would seem, moreover, as If the confusion
was such that the Major kept up his fire long
after his assailant was safely out Of the way;
and this also puts new face on the story.
This story has to be told great many times
yet, and we expect it will be different every
time. This will confuse the history OF it sadly;
and, such is the scepticism Of this age, we
should not wonder il, in consequence of this
confusion, some person should be base enough
to hint doubt whether Major Leland ever
was assaulted at all. By such means the
foe may take its place in our annals beside the
history of the assault on Mr.. William Patter-
son, and it may be equally doubtful who hit
either the one or the other Of them.
WHAT THE YoUNG DEMOCRACY WAITS
The young democracy evidently wants to have
things-just as they are, only with change of
men. After most scrutinizing examination
of the situation 1t has discovered that new
Charter would be Of no advantage. 1t would
not facilitate the stealing in the least. In fact,
as the law stands-as past Legislatures have
beautifully contrived tit is wonderfully
adapted to the purposes Of political plum
dering The young democracy modestly owns
it can contrive nothing better for the purpose.
1t wants the law, then, just as it is, but 1t
wants new men ia all the places. This result
1t will bring about by just enough new law to
accomplish it, and with this result 1t will
be eminently satisfied, and the owners Of the
great jackknife with which the reform war was
carried on will be left out in the cold ouce
more.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

ADELINA PATTI has had a narrow escape
from being burned to death in railroad car
In Russia. What situation and what SEN
sation for la Dioai Death at the door; death
by fire, and the FIRE in Russia and ia winter!
The incongruities Of the world against it's
harmOnies
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

COLONIZATION OF THE INDIANs.-A bill to
reorganize the system Of governing the Indians
has been completed by the House Committee
1t proposes to colonize them all in one ter
ritory, under three classes, general superin-
tendent to have charge Of each class, and no
more treaties to be made with them. In re-
gard to the colonization scheme, it yet remains
to be seen whether it will work or not. Some
time ago system of putting the tribes on
reservations was instituted, but 1t does not
seem to have worked very well, owing to the
difficulty Of getting them on the reservations.
The same difficulty of catching the hare pre-
sents itself in the colonization scheme. But
there is no question about the expediency Of
abolishing the treaty system. It is an anomaly
in legislation to make treaties with the inhabi-
tants of our own land-our own citizens, in
fact, and the system has long been vehicle
for abuses and swindles that will only cease
with its abolition.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

WONDERFUL TO say that the
latest advices from Rio Janeiro have not
word about Lopez. In the way Of Brazilian
news this is most remarkable
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

HONDURAS WANTS TO CONE IN.-The
people of British Honduras are becoming
discontented under English rule. They do
not like the way in which they are treated by
the home government, and they threaten, that
unless the province is made Crown colony,
they will invite the United States to take the
country under It's protection. The American
people no doubt will accept this expression
of the Hondurians as an evidence of their
belief in the superiority Of republican institu-
tions over those Of monarchical; but the peo-
pie Of Honduras must wait. They have fine
country, rich in resources and possessing an ex-
cellent climate, yet the time has not yet arrived
for the consideration Of this question by the
United States. The time, however, will soon
come when all OF those provinces on the
isthmus will become. part and parcel of the
Great Republic.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22
Murkcts and Politics.

1t is bad enough for the political harpies that
infest the metropolis to monopolize Offices Of
every description and help to drain the pockets
of the taxpayers in every conceivable manner,
but when they come to interfere with our
food and turn our markets into political
machines it becomes intolerable. According
to recent developments it appears that system
Of prescription has been inaugurated by these
vandals among the marketmen. Without
regard for the claims Of those who have occu :
pied stands so long, and their fathers before
them that they began to consider them as
family inheritances, these ruthless political ms
serve them with summary notices to quit and
make way for some of their own friends. No
explanation or satisfaction is given, and no
compensation for fixtures or improvements.
The official ukase is peremptory in its provi-
sions, and there is no alternative but submis-
sion. Independent Of the manifest injustice
towards the marketmen we can see in this
little game one good reason for the disgraceful
state of our markets. No city in America can
furnish such an accumulation Of flth and vile
odors within the space as New York in Wash
ington Market. How can 1T be otherwise
when there is such gross mismanagement and
political huckstering, and when the denizens
Of the slnms and the "vote early and often"
gang defile our fish, meat and vegetables with
their foul hands? We trust that the market
men will not tamely submit to this injustice,
but will make themselves heard in Albany
among the assembled Solons.
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

WOODS MUSEUM AND MENAGERIE, Broadway. COR
rer fhirtieh sMatnee daily every evening
The New York herald., 1870-03-22

rrH AVENUE THEATRE, rwsu,y.rour.n s.-rxou
The New York herald., 1870-03-22
ADJUSTMENTS TINS EVENING

GRAND OPERA HOUSE. corner or Eighth avenus and
28d sl-TuE TWELVE TxAPTATi0ss
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1870-03-09
ASSEMBLY
A OF LOUISIANA.
JOURNAL. OF THE SENATE.

L X T. r. A y oN
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24
A story is told of a citizen of

A story is told of citizen of
Danbury, CT, who was broken of
the wretched habit of swea ring in
a novel manner. He was an in
veterate cursor AID grnm Ter. At
every meal he neglected q blessing
aud swore 1T ever thing from tie
gravy 10 the tea pot. Ills oaths
discoIorcd tie narkins. snured tile
bread, ane! cnt,iiatt the inilh. His
site, a : oman who evidently lie
lieyed the hair OF a dog would
cure the bite, stood this unscemly
conduct until forbearance ceased
10 he a virtue 'One morning he
was unusually cross and profane
and was about to take fresh start
at something else, when his wife
suddenly broke out with a series Of
oaths that made the cd gentleman
Get up ard leave his chair as
though some one had introduced
pin bctv cen the canes. AS soon
as she ceased, lie broethlessly re-
mark cd Nv ell | swear, if il has
got SO you can swear, it is time
quit" And be did
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24
How MATCHES ARE MADE.-A
block of wood two feet long, and of
q thickness sufficient for the length


a thickness sufficient for the length
nf ma Oh. is placed upon a little
iron sLe.I IN one of these machines
not q gr2a- deal more ponderous
than . sewing machine. The shs Il
moves forward ~ little Jumps.
i'ringin- tho end OF lie block iu~i
above cutter composed Of tin,
circles ~ steel, which take of
twelve 9nlinJs at each ascending
stroke These splint- then pass
hetwet TIE links of chain, al
is ca Composed Of TWO pieces
Of Woe eacll the length OF com
mon clothes pii, and Of the same
shape WEI G il opens at both ends
placed together, tie convex sides
toward each other. These pieces
are linked at either end in twos,
the pa shout on inch apart, form
ing '4unuous chain two hun
dred Iu~g in length. This chain
passes through the machine direct
" over the cutter, the splinss
as they are separated from the
block being received between the
Two sides of the clothes pin links
which arc grooved to suit them
The cha;n moves just rapidly Ell
ough to take up the results Of each
cutting as the knife performs its
work. Passing along few feet,
little hammer jumps up from the
| floor and strikes each link with
force enough to dislodgc the i'm
perfect splints, which are but
slightly held, and they drop upon
the floor. A few feet farther on
the chain passes over wheel,
| which rcyolves slowly in q tiny
! reservoir Of melted birthstone. tie
elds Of the incipicnt matches get
! ting bath as they pass tier
| this tLes move forty or fifty feet
/ farther; until quite dry, when, on
| their return course. they are held
down oy steel finger, and made
TO Just taste the liquid phosphor-
Gus, which is taken up by q second
wheel from a reservoir similar to
that which holds the birthstone
/ They then finish their journey of
forty or fifty feet, by which time
they are quite dry, At the end Of
tue course the chain passes over
s. wheel elevated above the cutting
machine, from which it falls per-
pendicularly. As each link reach-
es n tray made TO receive them,
the matches, smoaking and threat
cning 10 ignite, are gently pushed
from it By sliding piece OF steel,
which is thrust out just often
enough 10 disiodge each row as it
is brought along by the endless
chain. This einptied OF its con
tents, soon passes again thro' the
machine, over the block, to re
coiva another package Of its tiny
! freight within each of its innumer-
able links.
EigLL Of these machines (the
writer ha, reference to particular
manH cry )are running constant
ly, max ng eight hundred gross Of
matches per day, a gross number
Ing fourteen thousand, and chip
ping away in the course of a year
six hundred thou sand feet Of pine
lumber. This lum Der is thoroughly
dried In before being pre-
pare machines. Two hun
Dire fifty thousand feet OF
bass wood are annually made into
Is sing cases. Three hundred
barrels Of birthstone and ninety
Thousand pounds of phosphorus
are taken up yearly by these end
less. chains from the little reser-
vols ura NJ. Doolittle, In Har
pcr's inc for Deem Der.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24
WIN Il OF Ii FII

Tie great Blood Purifier and Delicious
Drink, " arntr,s iinnn Vita. or Vine
OF Life, is free from any poisonous drugs,
impurities, being prepared for those Who
require ST muIant. 1t is a splendid ape
tier an tonic, and tie finest thing in tie
world for purifying the bleed. II is the most
plea santana delicious article ever offered 10
the public, far Superior 10 brandy. whisky.
wine, bi.ters, or an, o'her article. Il is more
healthy aud cheaper. Both male ard female .
Young and Glt can fake the Vine OF Life.
1t is. in tact life p-eserver. ffose who
wish to enjoy good health and Tree flow of
lively spirits. viii do we'll to take tie Wine
of Life. 1t is different from any thing ever
be fore in use. 1t is sold BY druggists: also
at all respectable saloons. Price One Dollar,
in quart bottles.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24

Warmers Cough r.Isa,n Is healiu

Warmers Cough Es.Isain is healing
softening and expecto rating. The exlraor-
dinarv power it possesses IN Immediately re-
lieying, and eventually curing the most OBJ
stinate cases OF Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
Bronchitis, influenza. Catarrh, Hoarsen IS,
Asthma and Consumption is almost iucredi :
BILE. So prompt is the relief and certain its
effects in all the above cases, or any affection
of the throat and lungs, that thousands OF
physicians are daily prescribing It, and one
and all say that il is the most healing and ex-
pectoratIng medicine known. One dose al
ways affords relief, and in most cases one
bottle effects cure. Sold by druggists, in
large bottles. Price One Dollar. 1T is your
own fault If you still cough and suffer. The
BaIsam vii! cure.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24

Warmers Dyspepsia Tonic is prepar-
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ing with habitual Gostiveness. IL is slight
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i. s'rergtl4ens the stomach and restores the
digestive organs TO their healthy state
Weak, neayous and dyspeptic persons should
use WARNER nYsPsrsIA Toxic. Fer SALE
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24
Howard Sanitary Association.

For the Relief and Cure OF tue Erring and
Unfortunate. on Principles of Christian
Phlanthrophy.
HySSAYS ON the Errors of Youth
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itarv aid for the afflicted. Sent free, in
sealed envelopes. Address,
HOWARD ASSOCIATION, Box 2.
Nv Philadelphia, Ia.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24
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Manhood: How Lost, How Re-
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so in, Girls!

The Urbana Citizen prints a
Model Love Letter:
IT says. We are permitted to
publish the following letter, found
among the papers of the late Rev
Samuel Hit of precious memory,
father Of 9Ir. Samuel w. Hit, of
this place. It was written ninety
five years ago, and will be read
with interest IS the epistle of a
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time.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-12-24
WARN R'S
PI LIZ REM ED Y

arner's Pile Remedy has never
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WTASTz,n AGENTs-To sell the
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and is warranted for years. Price SIS,
Al other machines with an under feed sold
for I or less are infringements. Address
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Louis, No., Chicago, H., Pittsburgh, Pa. or
Boston, Mass Is 3m