The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1870-05-27
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Would you call rooster crocuss -.
-Conpanious in srms-twin babies.
Hush money-ths price Of the cradle
-Dyspspsia 10 the remorss Of guilty
stomach. ..-:'.t- y o." .aai t"G i
-Philadslphis has about 10, 900 stores and
iron houses. ",s;. = -'~.'',1 .r...' :
Clam shells sre used for shirt studs In
Rhode Island. .i'- 80
Mrs. Saith 4 Husband is The style Of !.
Terre Haute 6rm. .,....' ....-.-, .....,
"A rich widow weeps with one eye and
laughs with the other. ... r......c
Prince Pierre Bonaparte win sail for
America early in June. ".', al.
Nellie Wade was not found wanting. y
The boy weighed nine pounda '
The Gaslois says that shipownsrs are
asdiy disappointed In the 6uez canal.
"A masked ball has been defined q Q
merciful institution for plain women.
-Bishop Whipple, of Minnesota, il re-
gaining his health on the Mediterranean.
"A Goldfish breakfast and an India rub
Der ovsrcoas will keep man dry oil day.
liam going 70 draw this basw into .
knot, - the hdy said At the hymenial altar.
Mr. and An Fanny Fern) Parton can
never 90 to Heaven-There'll bs no Partin'
there. .'- ' ' Z. ''
! Mira Mcfarland. Richardson contem.
plates gaining her future livelihood by lee.
turing.
-Washington has . sign bearing these
words 'Dressmaker to Her Honor, the Pres
identess."
"A Connecticut man who has worn hat
for forty yean. says it has been in fashion
seven times.
"A colony of free lovers arc going to
start Archaeological Garden Of Eden
out in Michigan.
Anna Dickinson and Brick Pomeroy
were in Milwaukee May IL; extremes meet,
even in small towns.
! An Irish lover remarked that it is .
great comfort to be alone, ''cspccially when
yer swateheart is wild je."
of two hundred and fifty thousand peo.
pie in St. Louis, only about seven thousand
attend Protestant worship.
What 10 the difference between fall
ing star and fogl One is missed in heav.
en- and the other mist on earth.
"A man who sat upon paper Of carpet
nails the other day, said they reminded him
very painfully OF the income tax.
"A sloven In this country IL m idle, dirty
person. IN the Dominion Of Canada II 10
. dray used for removing furniture.
Gen. D. H. Hill denies with great in
dignation q report that the widow Of
Stonswall Jackson 10 about to marry again.
Don't beat your carpets Try kindness
and hrmness, and if that doesn't keep them
down, send for policeman and have them
taken up.
| An Ohio woman has coughed up fish
bone which she had in her throat forty.two
years. It restored her voice and her husband
wants divorce.
Morse, the father Of the telegraph, on
his eighty.scventh birthday IL 70 have .
oct Of solid gold telegraph instruments set
with diamonds and rubies. ~'.... n
The Commissioner of Internal Reve.
nue. has, It appears.s given instructions to
Assessors to withhold the income tax lists
from the newspapers the present year.
The photographic Nsses attributes tho
dearncss Of eggs 70 the fact that 1000, 900
arc annually employed by photographers in
Europe, and 1,0o0, 900 in the United States.
The Dcs MoiaD.> >Bxget;s figures mp ss
candidates for Congress in Iowa, and Re-
publican paper in Pcnnsylvsnis gives = list
of 10 gentlemen who stand ready to be Gov.
ernor.
An interior paper, speaking Of . man
who died Ia it. town recently, says that for
years he has proved that honesty and EN-
cheney are compatible with itinerancy In
cleaning and repairing clocks. r-Tu- "o ...r
-''And Satin smote Job with boils, !" il
now rendered, "And Satin smote Job with
circumscsibed subcutaneous iunammations,
characterized By pointed tumors, and sup
purating with central cores" er,.1r,
The Speakers chair Of The House Of
Delegates, Richmond, destroyed q ths re-
cent disaster, bore the British coat Of arms,
which vas used In the House Of Bureesses
when Virginia was n English Colony.
-Natszislis1 IN Christianity i exsmpli.
led By Rev. ~. b Wright whe n sseaot
lecture in Bostoa said that ''cotton mills
srs wseviaG robes for the Lord's esppes,
and railroads are chariot wheels bfiaging
the kipsaon q Christ, ..,. ,aa.r -.
The greatest distaace 8 which thundsF
has ben known 70 have beea hsasd sppaaEs