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The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01
1MPRR1A1 CRADLE Song.

FThs f0ilowing eEads song vas published by Fspsl'
immedistsly following the birth qf the French Prluo
imperial, in 1861
Huah-a-by, baby, and n the winds hiF,
Grown, orb, and lesPtrs sho baby shAll wsaF
Should the wind rise 20 popular squall,
Down comes the baby, ofagn, sesptro aud al.
Hush-s.by, baby, o siamber. foF now
Bonaparfs'5 diadsm waltz for thy brow;
But when the time comes to put the "sDy" on,
What il ths head that should wear It be solsf
Hu.h-a-by. baby. the iaif Eugsnlo
suf,rod the Pangs Of a uiarfyF for thsr;
Cannon announced the existence bsguu.
Cannon may finish it, aoaOi gunI
Hush-a-by, baby, the claimants OF thrOpos
Are less to Be envied ,han "ainggns'' or Jonss y
The biouss Is la Fieh sith full work and fair pay,
Asa King. whemlE opl5 be King" for a day.
Hush-a-by, baby although at thy birth
Hunbugs called dynEstlss eumbsr the earth.
IRE thy life close the glad sunshine may beam
On world without Kings aud the peop pls supreme.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01
Abortion.

Every time a quack doctor kills a
woman the press deems it the proper
thing to call for the breaking up Of
"the charnel houses" of the abortion
lists and the general eradication of the
neiarous sdoctOrs." This is no doubt
very desirable but should not the
blame rest with the community that
desires the services ofabortiOniSts, and
makes the business of infant murder
profitable ? We think so. So long as
there are men and women who are
willing to pay large sums OfmOney for
the destruction of infants, there will be
found the wretches to do it. The cor
.respo1dence discovered in the apart
ment of DR.. Evans, of New York, after
his flight, makes one shudder to read.
OF course it can never be published,
but the one theme discussed, the only
thing desired, is-murder. "Send me
something to destroy my child, ap-
pears in one letter from a married
woman, while dozens of young women
make similar requests, but in other
language. AbortiOnists grow rich.
They live in brown stone mansions aud
drive fast horses, and their incomes
exceed those of the most eminent ply
sicians. Now is not the trouble with
the community that supports these
rascalS If there were no disease we
should need no doctOrs.-[N. Y. Paper
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

These are peculiarly adapted to cool
weather. The appetite Graves them,
and they supply the system with
warmth, to enable it to resist for a
long time the feeling of hunger. But
they must be made just right, and
here is a prime recipe: Make a
thin batter with a quart Of -four and a
quart of yeast, warm water and little
salt. Let it rise over night. Bake
on both sides on a griddle. A little
batter left in the rising dish will serve
for yeast for the next batch. 1t is
better TO add a little saleratus before
baking in the morning, aud it is very
essential that this is good and strictly
pure.
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Select Miscellany.
ONLY A woRDI

A frlvOlOas word, g sharp rstort,
A parting in angry haste,
The sun that rose on bower Of bliss,
The loving look and the tender kiss,
Has set Oh barren waste,
Where pilgrims treaa-with weary feet,
Paths destined never more to meet.
A frivolous word, sharp retOrt,
A moment that blots. out years,
Two lives are wrecked on stormy shore,
Where billows Of passion surge and roar,
To break in a spray Of tears;
Tears shed to blind the severed pair,
Drifting seaWaFd and drowning there.
A frivolous word, sharp retort,
A Sash from a passing cloud,
Two hearts ere seathed to their inmost eors,
Are ashssa and dust fur oyermOrs.
Two faces turu to the crowd,
Masked BY pride with a lif.-lOng lie,
Tg hids Tie scars Of tha. agony.
A frivolous word, sharp retort,
An arrow at raudOm spsd,
1t has cut in twain the mystic tie
TAat had bound TIVE sousfH harmony,
Sweet love lies bleeding or dead.
A poisoned shaft with scarce an aim,
has done mischief sad as shame.
A frivolous word, q sharp retOrts
AlaeI foF tbs loves and lives
soiittie acause- has rent apartj
Tsaring the fondest heart FROM heart -
Asa whirwind rend and TiVss, fL
q Never to reuBits again,
But I've and die in secret pain.
a friToious word, a sharp retori,
Alas that it should Be so .t
The petulant speech, the careless toHgue,
Rave wrought more evil, and done more wrong,
have brought to the world more woe
Than all the armies age to age
Records on history's b1ood'sta1ned page.
5r--- lFrom All the Year Round.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

The Canadian telegraphs are enti-
tied to the credit of having discovered
how fast an earthquake travels. AT
Mimouski, when the late earthquake
was made known to the operator there,
he at once asked the Quebec man how
he felt. The shock having arrived
just as the latter was about to answer,
it caused him to change his mind, and
ask the Montreal man, two hundred
miles further on, whether he had felt
it. The latter had just time to say
"No" when the CffiCe was shaken tC
Its foundation.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

It is a solemn thing to be married;
to have to preach to a congregation
from your own loins; to have Sod to
put the hand Of ordination on you in
the birth Of your children, and say to
you, ''Now art thou a priest unto
those whom I have given thee" -
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

~ take ANYTHING ese that he may say is inst as good,
because he makes larger profit on IT, Ihese reIne-
dies will be sent by express to any locality upon ap
plicatiOn to the
PRINCIPAL OFFICE
kE LIE GERMAN MEDICINE STORE,
No. 6s1 Arch SEREET, Philadelphia.
CHAs. M. EVANS, Proprietor.
CFormerly C. NJ JACKSON & Coz
These remedies are for sale by Druggists, Slorekeep
.rs and Medicine Dealers everywhere.
EDO not forget 70 examine well the artiels yOu
buy, In order to got the genuine.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

An exchange says: "It is not good
taste for a gentleman to stay after 10
O'Clock when visiting a young lady,"
We never noticed any difference in
the taste after 10 O'Clock. It tasted
good all the time.-TLima Democrat.
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Youths Department.

BB-Original Enigmas, Charades, Problems ETC., are
respectfully solicited. The must always ac
company them, together with the real name Of the
writer.
BB-Our stock of original matter for this department
running low. Wake mp, contributors, aud send in
your Euigmas, Problems, &C.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

We thank God that we are not born
as the partridge of the wood, or the ps-
trich Of the desert, to be scattered tv-
cry whittier; but that we are grouped
together and brOoded by love and
reared day by day in that hIst Of
churehes, tha family. 49, s-- ~ u
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Hearing a physician remark that a
small blow would break nose, rus
tic exclaimed: "Well, dunno about
that. I've bIowed my nose a number
Of times, and never broke it yet"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01
Enignas.

/ am composed OF II letters.
NV 2 IS l. q metal.
NV % I G 2 is river in Michigan.
M & p WAS CIr.herHl I the revolution.
sly 10 Is IL What troubles the Denucrats.
sly " II IA 3 s iSa number.
Nv whole Is the name and title Of ancient General
EItevie, Mo. kOLLA.
9.
lam composed Of 8 letters.
MY u I3 2 is number.
nv 10 Il 5 is what people often do.
Nv is Ufleu Ont Of.
Nv ? l. what some animals o.
/ My whole ls the name Of Young man that would
like speak y certain Belle Of Highland county.
LsesburS, o. ..... -..- ...-.-.. .. NED.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Scene in a Connecticut Police Court:
Counsel says: (which side Ofthe street
do you live on, Mrs. Kippie2' "On
either side, sir. If ye go one way it's
on the right; ifye go the ether way
it's on the left"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

William Richmond declines to pay
for board to a New York Iandlady be-
cause he found cockrOaches in his
soup. That's a small matter to make
a fuss about.
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Conundrums,

wbv IL zig with twisted tail like the ghost IN
.'HamIet"7 Because It could tail unfold
What Is the best place for spinstsrs1 CeyIoa, be,
cause all the men there are Cingue'' (stngls hes)
When is a man not man whrn he's bed.
What /, the worst sort Of Arithmsticl Division
among famiiies-
What should oiorgymOn preach abOuti About hltesr
minutes.
What metre Is best for yalsptine1 Meet her b
moonlight alone. 20.
Why cannot gentleman legally possess a shor
valking-stick? Because it eau never belong to him.
Why is lighting a cigar a second time much thi
saus as declining to accept one from friend? Be
cause you fuse it.
O.&A.-"What mania has seized on France ?" ask
an Indignant contemporary. Punch repliesi "Ale
m4nia.'
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

An English confectioner has taught
his parrot TO call every lady entering
his shop "pretty creature;' his Gus
tom is increasing.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Ifever the stream Of life should
flow like crystal water over shining
stones, it should be the stream OF dai-
ly life in the family. .r.-... ---...
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

IfGod has taught US all truths In
teaching US to love, then he has given
US an Interpretation Of our whole duty
in our own households.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

At the uncovering of Hereulaneumj
among the treasures of that buried
city was found an image in lava, the
impression of woman's form, with
an infant clasped to the bosom. Mrs.
Felicia Hemans, with her usual grace,
has memOrialized the incident in a
sweet poem, illustrative Of the immor-
tality Of love; for 10
"TempIs and tower havs mouldsred,
Empires from earth have passed,
let wonian's heart has lsft q trace
These glOriss to Outast.'
Then, after dellneating the impress
siOns the thought made upon her
mind, she gives the conclusion Of the
whole matter, as follows:
Glove human love what art thou
Thy print upon the dust
OutlIvss the cities ofrenoWn
Wh0rsiu the mighty trust.
''Tmmort1li Oh, frnmortsY
Thu srt, Whoss earthly glow
hath given these ashes holiness
Il muss, it ul's. be So"
Love Is immortal. Upon its altar
affections fame may flicker, fade, fall;
but it never wholly dies. At its
shrine the feet of those that worship
come and go Unceasing, and there 81
lence never finds a moment she can
claim as her own. If it were other
wise, how truly sad would be the echo
of the lamentation:
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

One Of the sable orators Of old Virginia
made good point when he said: "De
oyster got mo- sense dan some folks,
cause be know when to keep bis mouf
sbet
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

A lady who was not ShakesperIan
scholar, hearing the "Merry Wives of
Windsor" highly praised, inquired how
many wives Mr.. Windsor had.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Mothers used to provide switches
for their daughters from the nearest
bush; now the daughters get their
switches from the milliner. ...-as
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

A sick man was told that nothing would
cure him but a quart of catnip tea. Then
1 must die, said he, "for don't hold but
a pint"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01
HON. WIN. f. ROGERS,

Mayor Of the city Of BuhaIo, n. 7.
MAYoR's OFFICE, BUFFALO, June %, 1859.
have used - 'Hoodand's German Bitters and Tonic"
IN nv family during the past year, and can recon-
mend them as an excellent tonic, imparng tone and
vipor 10 the system Their use has been productive
ofdecidedly beneficial effects. VIM. T. ROGERS.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

The popular colored ink for writing
lovers letters now is violet, because it
fades so soon.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

The man who was driven to de-
struction had to walk back.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Jokes are dangerous things, to be
used like gunpOwder, with extreme
caution.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

4 genius remarked the other day,
with grave face, that however pru-
dent and virtuous young widows might
be, he had seen mary q gay young
WidoW-err. II. u s
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Though men boast of holding the reins
the women generally tell them which way
they must drive.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01
HON GEORGE SHARsWOOD

Justice Of the Supreme Court Of Pennsylvania.
PHILADELPHIA June /, 1865
have found by experience that e HOOhand's Ger
man Bitters is very good tonic relieving dyspepaC
GEORGE SHARSWoOD.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Modesty-A beautiful flower that
flOurishes in secret places.
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Coloring a mustache to please a wo-
man, is dyeirg for love.
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IN

Dyspspsa ! had the Dyspepsia 20 badly It was m
possible TO keep any food on my stomach Sia i I
Tvvo bottleg OF Tonic effected perfect cure:
4"N '0'NN JAMES 81. WOOD.
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thuS COtlpaT5
Louis XVI, eighteen years.
Napoleon l, fifteen years.
Charles x, six years.

thus compare
Louis XVI eighteen years.
Napoleon l, fifteen years.
Charles x, six years. ts.ss
Louis Philippe, eighteen years.
Louis Napoleon, twenty-five years.
The French, while thus manifgsting
dissatisfaction with their monarchies,
have not been better pleased with the
republics they have established. They
have had two of them, and, in the
brief interval in which they existed,
had a half dozen changes Of rulers.
The names of these governments for
the last seventy years are a curious
medley. First there was a Bourbon
monarchy-the old regime. Then
the old republic under the Conven-
ton. Then the Government of the
Directory. Following it was the Con-
sulate and Empire of Napoleon l,
succeeded by the Bourbon restoration.
That in turn gave way to Louis Phil,
lippe, which was succeeded by the
second republic and the second en-
pire. 1t is u curious subject for spec
ulation, what will come next. La
MARITIME, in his History Of the Girond-
lists, said that be had already lived
under ten different governments and
changes of dynasty in France.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01
non LANES THOMPSON, ;

Justice Of the Supreme Court Of Pennsylvania
PHILADELPHIA, April %, 1851
consider d" HoOhaud's German Bitters" valuable
medicine IN cases Of attacks Of Indigestion or Dys
pepsia ] can certify this from my experience OF T.
Yours, with respect, JAMES IuOMfSOH'
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French Changes Of Rulers.

It seems almost impossible for any
sovereign of FYance to die upon the
throne, and bequeath his power to
his descendants. Louis XVI was
executed in 1898, and his son the
Dauphin, after barbarous usage, died
in 1895. Napoleon had two abdica-
tions and two exiles. His son died in
Austria, and never attained the impe.
rial sceptre. Louis XVII, who came
next, was an exile, for twenty years,
was restored to the throne by the bay
onets of Europe was chased of. it by
Napoleon, driven into exile, but was
again put back by the military forces
of the Continent. He, after a reign
of nine years, deceased while exercising
the kingly power. His brother,
Charles K, whose youth bad been
spent in exile, was driven from the
throne by the revolution of 1890, and
died far from his native land. His
successor, Louis Philippe, whose
fathes had been executed in 1898, was
driven from the kingdom,. when an
old man, after a prosperous reign of
eighteen years. His successor was
Louis Napoleon, who, IN his turn, it is
thought, will share the same fate.-
Of all the sovereigns of France since
1744, he has had tho longest reign,
President and Emperor, They
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Answer TO EnigmRS IN the News Of Nov. "a /. Mas
sschusstts. 2. Modesty in EOman.
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q

sound healthy complexion. eradicate the yellow tings
from the eye, impart bloom to the cheeks. ana
weak and nervous invalid 70 fulliaced, stout, and
Vigorous peTson-
Weak and Delicate Children are Made stTong
By using the Bitters Or Tonic,
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unN 1A1rEs M MOnn-

EL-Nayor ofWilliamsport, Pennsylvania-
Itake great pleasure in recommending " Hoonand,
gerunan Tonic" to any one who may be afflicted win
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Hoodand's German Ionic
DEBILITY.

There is nc. Medicine equal to HoOdand's German
Bitters or Tonic in Of Debility. They impart
tone and vigor TO the whole system strengthen the
aUpette cause an enjoyment OF the food enable the
stomach 70 digest it, purify the blood, give good,
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CAUTION.

CAUTION.
Ho6hapd's German Remedies are counterieited.
The 0enuine have the signature Of G.. M. J Re ks0u
IN tte 'front.' of the outside wrapper Of each 0otlie
gnd the name OF the article blown III eacn DoIuo. Al
others &fe counterfeit
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1870-12-01

Best Blood Purifiers
ever known and will cure all diseases resulting from
bad blood Keep your blood pure; keep You liveg in
order keep your digestive organs in sound. healthy
condition. by the use Of these remedies, and no dis
ease viii ever assail you The best men in the coun
try recommend them. II years Of honest reputation
20 for anything you must try these preparations
TESTIMONY
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Prtee OF she BItters, $I.OO per bottle !
or. a half dozen for $500. $1,000
PrIce OF Che TOnie, $3.50 per bOtfle J
or, a half dozen for $3.50. -fE
Tie Tonic Is pIst up tIJ Quart Hotties.
7ecoTect that it is DR.. Hoodand's German Rene
i that are so universally used and 80 hghly recon-
Toended and do not allow the druggists 70 mouce you
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"TempIs and tower havs mouldsred,
Empires from earth have passed,
let wOuian's heart has left a trace
These glories to outlast."
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"Alas! for love, ifthou vert all,
Aud usughI beyond, Oh EartLl'
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THE HIGHLAND WEEKLYNEVG
THE COUNTY
HID" NE@S

. D UNA AUDWH NlTLLV' N = 1T II
oFFICE-Main st. uorth side second door eastsf H3gh
nearl1 opposite the Post once
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Ls5f1 -N.L8LN-Na-N =
Like the following was never before offered In behalf
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NAIL SUBSCRIBERS.

olnEo copy one .
q a. 6mOnths...-..-..-..s.....-...-- .
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-10
RUILDING MATERIAL.

ROBERT JAMESON. BOYD NJ. SMITH
TAMIESON u SMITH.
ALEXANDRIA
PLANIEG MILLS, SASH, DOOR AND
BLIND FACTORY,
NOS. q y 90 NORTH WATER ST.,
Dealers in
DRESSED FLOORING and WHITE PINE
LUMBER.
iy % JOH N K. LAMBDEN, Supt.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-10

"AIR WORK.
FR1zZIEs, CHIGNo SWITCHES,
CURLS, &c.
Received this day the largest stock OF KEAL
on3IMiTAVION HAIR WORK ever offered
in this city. consisting OF Chgnon$, Curls,
switches, Frizzies, SC, Of every shade, style
and price. An examination from the ladies' Is
soIicitcS G. q. BERRY,
aMmG II King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-10
COAL II
HOSIERY DEPARTMENT T.

M1LLlNEEf'
viii open on Saturday, September 3D., BON.
NET and HAT FRAMES, new shapes, FALL
FLOWERS BLACK SASH RIBBON, &c
Would also inform nv customers that 1 shall
.simport' nv own Pattern Bonne:s and Hats
direct from Paris, the opening of which due
Mrs. c. L SIMPSON,
can2 No. l25 King ST.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-10

Es- To the Voters ofthe tSeuentA CongresS1on-
al District of Virginia. namo or our es-
teemed fellow. citizen L. o. ULAUGHToN, osq.,
is presented to the voters of the Seventh Con-
gressional District of Vrg mia as suitable can
didate to represent the said District in tae next
Congress. 1t is needless to say anything of his
qualifications for the position, IN cur communl'
ty where he is so we'll known, but to the voters
Of other portions Of the field we can cordially
endorse him as entitled to their confidence and
support, both on account of his integrity as a
man as we'll as for his abilities to discharge the
duties pertaining to that station.
je 16-lawtf MANI VOTERS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-10

TAKING THE CENSUS The census taker,
Mr.. Stickuey, met with many lsughable adven.
lures while in the performance OF his duties.
One day he approached house in the First
ward, when the following colloquy ensued with
the fair female who appeared at the door:
'Does Mr.. S. live here?, Yes" rs
he at home 2 NO; TCan you tell me
Mace ?'' YES" "Well, my good woman,
YOU must know where is. I'm the census TAX
or. and must see him." Il don't know where
he is he died seven years ago, and | haven t
heard from Linn since.
Exit Stickney, breathing uuutterabie things
on The relicts of all men who expired seven
years ago.-Montgom1y State Journal.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1870-09-10
MEDICAL.
baltimore LOCK HOSPITAL.
DR.. JOHNSTON,

DIR. JOHNSTON,
Physician of this celebrated institution, has
discovered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant
and Efectual Remedy in the world for al
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.