The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1870-12-09
Jhe 1emorrat.
.IDAY. DECEMBER 8, 1870.
What is the creates. curiosity in the


"making clothes for new baby"
Why is young lady forsaken by her
lover like deadly weapon! Because she
is cut.lass s8s.ass.a aAH1
Suicide is SO common in Chicago that a
public stlmaeh. pumpery, open day aud
night, is talked Of s9x3q
The painter wasn't far out of the way
when bsmade the druggists sign repd,
"Physicians prescriptions carefully coa-.
founded"
The following rules arc posted in New
Jersey lsclaeol-honse.s'i mo. kissing the
girls in school hours; no licking the mas
ter during holidays"
A mau named ROBBERS, at Pa 'erson, mar
ried Miss Swackhanmer. aud he has not
been heard from since. That name
ought to kill any man.
There are two directly opposite reasons
why some men have poor credt--one be.
cause they are known, and the Other be-
cadse they are not known.
"If this is Indian summer" says the
Newport Nars, '',hen their summer is rs
fle white man' Nothing n the weather
line can we'll surpass it,"
Fame is Ike a shaved pig with greas-
ed tail. and it is only after il has slipped
through the hands of some thousands.
that some fellow by good luck holds on to
it. ...#.
= A country paper says: "There is
graveyard in the neighborhood where
may be seen the Impressive picture Of
man sleeping peacefully blythe side Of
his six wives" -sb4s zap
The Young Ladies Benevolent Associ-
alton of Detroit. Michigan, have oryaniz-
worthy applicant for help will be turned
away empty handed,
''If man bequeathed you hundred
dollars. would you pray for him ?" asked
Sunday School teacher Of one of the pu-
pills No, but I'd pray for another just
like him. was The qaieKfcply.I
A young professor at one Of the colleges
married a lady tweosy yearshis senior
This was said by a witty friend to be a
praof.of his-:,anb bi,ion. as he appeared de-
sirous to study 'tho aacients.'
The other day two youn. girls Of Car
linvile. ILL.,, bound their drunken father
hand aud foot and so kept him for days
They 6nall released l1iu:-on. his promis.
ing TO j"insthe SonsHf Tem perance.
The University ofSiichigin has large
number of female applicauis for The med.
ical schools In order TO spare the blu. b.
es of the young ladies' certain topics are
to be delivered in duplicate by the pro-
fsssors. As
f win forfeit NY head if Won are no,
wrong. exclainied a vehenens United
States lSenator to President Lincoln. in
argument Il accept III, replied the
President, :'any trife among frieuds has
svalue." 1<-a-.s Sea zssEes = --re zsf
1t is FIVE years since. ,niiro-glsaerine
came into use. The one thousand seven
hundred persons whom It has killed or
manned for life, and the millions of prop
erty it has destroyed. may be styled rec
concentrations Of It's cf6ciency.1 -
As aariver boat was loading at La Crosse
large grey mule refused 10 90 on board.
The mate sung out to a deck-hand -
Twist his tail and he IL come Like
Casabianc=. that de k-hand obsyed or
ders,. and dike Casab aaea ne aob.y died.
The Free Meth6disfs at their recent
conference in New York adopted res,Iu-
tions Against Christian women ariornipg
themselves with .fuse.css fripperies aud
ranities. such IS trimmings, laces, brsids,
embroideries, strips of velvet, and other
nonsensical gewgaws."
A yonng wife at Glenn's Fails, only Is
years old, and only married three mouths,
endeayered to commit suicide because her
young husband couldn't support her. II
people would wait until they arrive a,
years of diereiion. say sixteen yesrs old
before marrying, these troubles would
cease.
''De doctor says he hab got two buck
les on his lungs. and tn more on his Stun
ic; den he habs digestion ob de brain
apalpasatien oh de alenlsntarys seanawI
an de hydrofogy in de kidUees, an' sum.
+hn adder am de matter in de region OBJ
de glzzard It am dredful case"
"A Colorado editor, who has been max
ing an eastern tour, an nnounces TO his
readersas the most remarkable piece oi
Intelligence gleaned in his travels that
There are aetnally newspaper men on the
SlBEuitc codsl GHOl uftSe uDt .Deeutealleu
on to kill any one for several years. 20
The German Post relates that after the
slaughter at Thionville,, strange and
touching spectacle was presented n On
the, eve ing cali being sounded by the lsi
Regiment Of Dragons Of the Guard. 6D3
fiderless horses answered to the SUMMONS
jaded .ahd in many eases maimed: The
noble animals still retained their discip-
lined habits. 'hSi1 = % l+1P'
Two great markets. france and Ger
many, were at ~theesame time suddenly
closed. The thrifty Germans began sav-
ing their money and fhc surplus of Eng.
l.sh goods which has usually been sold
iiiero mas been compelled to seek mar.
ket elsewhere. American buyers have
received the benefit of the cehseauen,
oyer-supply.
~sTFie cfepof tobacco grewnsin kentucky )
in 1870 according toabe sbest "a stinlates
will amennt to about $4,000 bids }, the
crop in. Illinois. to about 1000 hhds =
the crop of Indiana to about rs. 900 flfids
the crop Of MISSOURI 10 about $4,000
1iilds;s The crop Of efTen8esseesto sbous ~, ).
1000 hhdss: thus estimating the entire
Western crop, at 10000 1t .is, belieysa
Virginia and North Carolinas crop viii