The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1870-09-08

They mix things considerably in China, I
man tailor may be seen working diligently a
a lady's dress for about sixty cents day
and washerman will wash and iron you
clothes at So hundred while boatman',
wife may be seen t1gging at the oar or hand
ling the sails like man, often, too, with
:, baby on her shoulders. ~
1t is said to be SO hard to get up dance
in the White Mountains that an enthusiastic
young man from New York spent over an
/ hour IN finding four couples for Lanciers
at the Crawford House few nights since
and at the Glen House the band plays lovely
galops and Waltzes through whole evenings
in vain. f1f TTr ~
| A jealous Christian, spending last Sunday
I In New York, went to five churches in sue.
cession, and found them all closed. He retur-
ned to his lodgings impressed with the belief
that there was something wrong in the ar
lrangement of things ecclesiastical in that
| city. H ao
The La Crosse Leader says that JAS. Il.
Lambert, managing editor of Brick Pomeroy' 8
Democrat, has reformed, and will take pos
ition on the new Republican paper about to
be started at Milwaukee. f1
The Indian Government finds that it cannot
afford to pay so literally as heretofore for
Staying tigers end wild beasts and besides
distributing strychnine to poison tigers, as q
substitute for rife balls, it has now patented
a cheap tiger trap, made of the old muskets,
each with few yards of string. In Scinde,
all rewards for killing jackals. snakes and
some other vermin have been withdrawn.
The Buffalo Express is looking after the
morals OF the young men. In recent issue
it explains that 4" the member of the nice
young men fraternity, whom we referred
to yesterday morning as having been the
victim of one of the blonde burlesquers the
other day, called upon us and offered to
make affidavit that it was not him but some.
body else." G,--------@ 5000 3"
| A cartoon in the Paris CharivGri displays
General Changarnier and Odillon Barrot
showing their heads above great expanse
Of water and thus conversing Good day,
M. OdilloIt IL I So you are also above the
the bottom for others" @@a aA@ Z
The navy Of north Germany has but one
4 Admiral, Prince Adelbert, of Prussia, whose
+ 1 table money" The Vice Admiral gets S.,
200, and each of the two Rear Admirais. 50,
$50 A British Admiral gets $3.50, besides
81, $50 for table money, The difference
in economy Ia the two nayies is much, the
same throughout. Il
q Judge P, of Indiana, has his eccentricities
but an ADLER jurist cannot be found in the
West "A young windy lawyer was once
u1dhIuS PlC1flA Cd6S @UCAOIV
the judge The lawyer talked beautifully,
but]didn't touch the points in the case. AS
be was about closing the judge asked him
which side he was retained on. The defense,
lyour honor" replied the astonished lawyer.
. Then" said Judge. p, ''rwhy the deuce
Idon't yon say SO ?"aU aaaf
+ Chewing gum is made at Poduck Mass, Of
gum arabic, resin and coarse fat. The follow.
ing will be interesting to girls who keep
OF fat. even that Of dead dogs, Is used in the
manufacture, and when all the ingredients
4 are placed in boiling kettles, small guam.
tity of the most nauseous liquid foam is put
in to whiten the gum. b
| A novel but ingenious practical, econ
4 omical and feasible method of rendering the
streets of cities lighter on dark nights is sug-
j gested by an English paper. The plan is
lsimply to have the store doors and shutters,
now uniformly of q dark color, painted a
| light buff or white. Dark paints absorb the
gas-ights, lighter shades reflect them. There
fore, by changing the color OF doors and
shutters from dark to light, the power of the
lamps would be at least doubled, and the
safety of the principal business thor oughfares
proportionately increased.
A new national organizat ton, called the
Irish National Brotherhood, - has lstely
4 been put into operation. altS3 manifestations
will extend over the several states of the
Union, with headquarters at st. Louis 1t
has been formed by the most advanced Irish
nationalist to take the place of Fenianism,
land unite all factions intoii brotherhood.
1.-THE principal features of the new Organiza-
Etion are : No salaried officials retention
of funds by local branches until required by
the Brotherhood in Ireland :; and q Central
II Council, to consist of seven members, in
stead of PRESIDENT chief executive.l or
senate E0 lee ia l9tB8tJ &
TEACHER, in loud tones-"What is your
name % Boy, in weak voice-"Johnny
Wells?'' '4Twelve years old, sir' snow
/, johnny, tell me who made this grand and
81 glorious universe" Don't know sir. =
"What! twelve years old and don't know
who made this noble sphere James Smith
go and cut me q Whip The birch is
brought and held over the trembling boy
Ran demanded, Nov, tell me who made
this great worldwe live in In q fearful
i voice, Johnny answered II did, sir but
won't do it again. egsnlgA $50 na5n 80
10 A LARGE gun is now In course Of manufac.
: tute at the royal gun factories, Woolwich,
). which is expected to prove the most powerful
, piece of ordnance ever produced, and to settle
4 definitely the long and hitherto even contest
between guns and armor. 1t NiA Welgn 80
tons, and will hurl q projectile of $50 pounds,
4 with charge of 100 pounds of powder, there
Dy lmpartlng an rlnltfal oVOloclIy Wn1cn ,Wlii
4 enable it to pierce an armorl plate OF Il iron
: fifteen inches in thickness, beyond which no
ship meant to float can surely go. The barrel
i is of steel, strengthened at the breach by q
j strong iron jacket, and the caliber of the bore
lis about IL * inches, but this point has Il ot
4 been definitely settled The gun is at present
! Experimental, but is expected to prove for
midable foe to the iron clads. s 4 eift
4 An individual has been reading some back
J numbers of rural magazine, and, thinking
J; Ethey are of ''better moral than more recent
publications, kindly offers TO sell us a few
articles from this ancient literature. We
mostarespeetfully decline the offer, as we