Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1870-12-22

JQbson, W1plng his brow. 1t Is so very
easy toibe happy, five try to help each
'&iB Bus said dKz Katie, titgssGh ss she the
l6lear eyes ofshef ideal, gtafteriall we must
9Rt STnt t a9frp psz'faMTdRssEgREa"'sa R"s (HEss"do")
'T~ MIscELIASsEogs ITEMS. i
! d AFQ9AcK DISH7Roast duck. ID
Nor PooR GIFT-A gift to the poor.
'stA RoARNe TRADE ELKeeping a menag-
erie "tou. si 2uioa1- ssIoFf hu5 Il
"A MAN in Dubuque has pocket-book
Seventy 16pe years Old 30 5it@ 70
L9s9os had 1sS751 paupers on the 4th
o:wHaF'is thstlwhich must play before it
gan work FRA fre-engine. - Il.
The wealthiest man in Baltimore is
worth only Seven million do1lars1 So
cHHAT that which, ties two persons,
but only touches onef 4 wedding ring.
oooNrKA fftt44tno oN.-The best way to
patch up a quarrelis to spit the differ
An Afbany Gndsftaker sports 81 a s1,7oo
ihearsss The people. who ride in it are not
REV. VIII. H.'PArFos's ADv1on.-.ar0bi
likewise" Insure in the washington.
"PULvERIzED dog is the Colorado
name for, the severest tax upon the gener-
Gus e6hiaehcd Of an 'uususpecting public,
sRoHssh4 tsSsi ssSSIsi9atg u Young nsqwUom women .a-
ist1 in Menphis. u Each member,is bound
z BOT e p,S. msTry n man who cannot give her
yTHE MutdA 1ifes Of Chicago, docs a
SAFE, and reliable business and receives its
pferhiumS IN Cash and promptly pays its
iossssan sashl-2aite2m sid3 3ge E-Gi
) A SMART Lad, hearing his mother re-
marx 4hst 8hs sWas5 F0Rds or music, rexi
'slainsd sTheH why don't you get me ?
! sfhE historical society o. Brooklyn, N.
first one manufactured at glass factory Id
fhatplAce, in 155bI3sSb-noitGt,tsl, b9l
"A BosrpNs street car conductor named
Bent picked up $500 diamond pin in his
ear, found the oynerland restored, ithre.i
ceiving therefor $50 greenback.
AN Alderman, visiting a church-ya
with a fiehda pointing to sayquieti shady
nook said, This is the spot where in
tend being laid, II Y am sparedP' ? ? o 2
7aARMosPHERIcAIi knowledge, says the
Danbury, Mass, Nescs, is NOT thoroughly
distributed to or schools A boy, being
asked, :" What is. mist - vaguely respond
ed, /" An umbrella"
ONE Of Al r. Stewart clerks, who was
arrested for stealing an eight dollar shawl,
confessed that he had stolen twenty seven
Sliawls In as many days. srgc ~ SIS
siABTEHsa lapse of twenty years, ring
lost by a !" young lady" while bathing on
South Beaefi, Nanfuekety was recently
found by boy and returned to her. So a
Boston paper states.
u A YOUNG gentleman with an inauiring
turn of mind Wished to belenlightened on
the following: If brooks are, as the poets
eall fheniS the most Joyous things in ma
tqre, what are they always murmuring
@ o9eYouH cettonan said Flayia, are
cheating vile trash See the coIors are
gone, though you SAID they would washP'
I" Yes madam the shopkeeper answered,
no doubt Z said they would wash, but /
meant they EoGsh .OtttPn sb sdtiT s1sAi
~ A SALEM {Mass1 man sold a. piece of
land long sincesto the Eastern Railroad
Cor a,freeapass for life over the road dal
it's a3ranches.feE himself and brother and
their wives and the Investment proved a
most profitable one to him. sa4 /.
d The simple and comprehensive epitaph
ON Helen RlaksfT IN ,GSaYfriers church
yard EdinPprgh, rE1fls n thus: nus a ~
-g.F u She WaaA 10 = titt2
l's But words are wanting ebss 5di q -
zTlssts sds To say ghAtl assl -
sbiod sAi9k ESSss Dasb. yi1: Sss ssSHls 81
. ANignorant man named Rogers, who
died at Cincinnati recently, and who, not
mark, leaves u will bequeathing to his 1
wife and i've children s$e50,000 of which
$780, 900 is in steamboat and dry dock
shares, and 500 700 in real estate. ef .y
No mode of payment can besfair which
overloekef the previous training of the
workman Sir J0shuaoR Reynolds was once
asked bySo person for whom he had paint
ed small picture, how he, could charge SO
much for work which only employed him
for five, dayss, Rive days. replied Sir
Joshua, Stwby, ]. have expended the work Of
thirty5tiYe years upon IT. 'r
~ A-MIsTAKEN YoVNa -.MAN.-"Is hope
youswil be able. to. support me-" said a
young lady, while walking out one evening
with her intended, during somewhat slip
perY state of the sidewalks. H'sWhy, yes,'
said the somewhat hesitating swain, "with
a little assistance from your father" There
was Some eonfusiony land profound 81
. THEY say m San Francisco that If all
the briefs, sapleadings, 'summonses, and
other law papers which have grown out of
the kIcGarrahan case were bound together,
they would make five hundred law vol
umes; also, that all the fees and costs
would amount to at least 90 ,500, GOO
More than two dozen lawyers have been
letainedi in il first and last. !; --Cf-Ot,t
Z AsdANf living. in Freetown, Bury, Eng
land, latter due. ANNOUNCEMENT" put up
his wife for sale the ether night, the two
having Sbecomef mutually tired of each
other. There. were three bids-4s., 6s. and
Sa-- md afi1r thA, IaaE oanarrua offer tho va
man was knocked down, to a. .neighbor
for whom she-had previously shown a
liking. HTheflot" was borne away with
rope around its neck - -.
THEY n, ) haaV7ee'a haVe'a horse OF Uncommon mem
tai powers IN Brunswick, ,Mea Hesgo
into the habit of leaving his lonely stable
for the fee fields at wf1i, and his owner
stuck a. nail over the hasp fastening one
night, In the morning., however, the
horse was m the garden as usual He had
drawn the nail with his. teeth, unhasped
and opened the door; and still more, he
had takentIie gafden gate from its hinges
and not dropped it, but actually set it up
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