The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1870-08-11

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From the Toledo Blade.
HARP Nv ERIN S'LOON, |
SIXTH WARD, NEW York,


General Committee for the Yoonited States
met three weeks ago in Moo York, and de
cided upon the tactix to be employed to
make certin the carryin NV the next Con-
ges By the Dimocrisy. Not bein men,
Der nv that Committee, l wuzn't present
At the conference, and cpnsekeptl cant ~
percisely what they decided onto, but ez 2
member Nv the workin committee / know all
about i. for helped to execoot their orders.
Some time previous cirkler he'd bin
ishoOd rekestin Dimocratic Central Commit
tees all over the country to send in all sicf
property ez flags, banners, transparencis,
and SIGH, NV wich they mite be possessed, all
NV wich wood be aliersl to- nsrs zf,e exits
gencies NV the times, at the expense NV the
General Committee. 1t wuz my dooty Il
assist the Chareman NV the Workin Commit
tee to arrange this mass NV properties that
they mite be properly altered.
We found on hand the following material
1900 banners and transparencis, on witch
WIZ painted hidjus male niggers, with the
in<cripshun below, ''NO SIGH husbands fol
usr' all nv witch he'd bin carried over wagon
loads NV ConstitOoshnel Dimecratic ladie.
dOorin the years from 1856 to 1866.
1000 banners and translarencis onto wicl
| WIZ painted ekally Indus female niggers
with the inskrip~hun, SIS SIGH ez theze to bt
the future mothers Of Ameriky?"
1900 banners inskribed, .'No Niger
votin-no niger labor"
1900 banners inskribed, ''Amerikay fol
| white men," .gyi..7fYl ,FSyf
1900 caricatoor portraits Nv Chase, paintid
over a grcenback, witch WIZ carried in 1868
inskribed, ''The king niger lover. and the
trash he is manufactrin."
1000 caricatOors Nv Horris Greedy kissir
hidjus female niger woman, inskribcd "Wa
the Radicals are amin at"
10000 banners inskribed "Free trade anC
down with Protective Tariffs"
In addishun to these We he'd some hundred
nv thousands NV banners, transIHrencis and
SIGH, witch he'd bin sent in from dificren
parts NV the country for revision and sicl
alteration ez wood adapt them to prcsen
yoo~e. Some NV them protested agin drafts
and taxashun to support the OnhOly and on
con<titushunal war, Others demanded the re
| poodiashun NV the Nashnel Diet, and Their
wuz Others too tejus to menshun.
| The chareman NV the committee under
stands the Dimocratic party better than ell,
man Twin, and he went at his arius doot,
with clear-headidnis never saw ekelled.
| ''!Scnd 900 Nv the male niger transpar
els, and an ekal number NV femail niger
transparcncisj ist ez tina are, into the South
en parts " Illinoy, Injeany and Ohio, an,
all over Moo jersey, warnin our committed
men in the border States, to keep them fn
enuff frum the river to inshOor their not beir
seen by the niggers on the south sidethereof
1T shell be dun," Sod l amazed at In,
knowledge he displayed Wv the tastes and
predelecshuns NV the people.
| "Where is our core w artists? he askt.
l got em i'm, with their brushes anC
paint.
Take 900 Nv the male niger banners
redoose their lips, shorten their heels, max,
| their foreheads ez full ez them NV averag,
Dimocrnts that wood hardly lie com.
| plimentary to them-wcll, make them ez full
| cz the average NV men in general, soften the
| complexion to mild black, NIB out the ip
| scri,,shun, No SIGH husbands for Us, anC
put in It's stead, a mans Il mani Take
| likewise an ekal lumber NV the female niggel
banners, alter EN- to correspond with thu
others, putin on each a waterfall and para
! SOL and inscribe on en-, The ladies Nv
Ameriky-our Country's Hope Thes.
banners must be keerfully packed and sem
| to our committees in the Southern States
| where the id beasts are all voters, and
hold the balance NV power.
at shell be dun" sed the artists amazed
If his invcnshun.
Take thousand Nv them niger faces,
and soften the complexion to Il Chimes,
color" ,-T .-oY T--s.rsI- :
at can't be did," scd the he'd artist, 'fhe
black is too intense -.-o s-~sa~g
'TIa. SO it is, but hev it, There is thou.
sands NV banners OH witch is mulatto faces
with the inskrilshun, The Result Of Radi-
cal Rool.' Take en- and change the feechcrs
to the Chinese pattern, put pig tails on their
strings NV rats over their shoulders, and
puppy dogs runnin away frum EN- in afirite.
and send em TO MASSACHUSETTS,, Connecticut
and Californy."
'.That caricatoor NV Chase and the green
hacks, what can We do with them?' ~ed ].
''Do with emp" he ansered, ''change the
caricatoor to a pOrtrate, and under the green
hack write In this sine VIC conkcrv and send
en- west. l wish all our work WIZ ez eazy
dun cz Chase hez made this" f@.,.,-r
''The Horris Greeleys kissin the Niger
wimin, what kin We do with them?' askt.
'ImprOove HOrrises fcechers TO suthin
ordinarily intellectooal-softent the wcnchc'
face, and for an inskripshen write, ''The
era Of good feelin hcz come" and send en-,
South. Half of the banners inskribcd,
''Free Trade and down with the Protcctuil
Tariff" sent jist ez they are to the West and
South; the other half must be doctorcd i
trifie. Rub out the first six words, lc:vin
only ''PrOtective Tariff" and send EN- 10
Pcnnsylvany, Moo England, and sich Com
gressionnl Decstricks elsewhere czare largely
interested in manufacters."
80 far 10 good, sed /, hut there i
thousands NV banners protestin agin drafts
and SIGH, witch we rcelv cant afford to loose.
The muslin onto which their painted Is ca
good ez new, and its Il pity to throw en-
away.T
''There's no need NV THROWN NV EN- away,
or even wastin paint and labor on EN-. Send
em jist Cd they are to the interior counties NV
Pennsylvany. The Democratic central COM
mittees in those counties probably know that
the war is over, but the rank and file NV the
PARTY don't, and those i'll do to fire their
hearts ez we'll CT anything else. See that all
this is done, and be very keerful to pack and
serd EN- per direckshuns." ,r--, rrr..tt.
Ez soon ez the artists he'd finsiht their
work packt EN- and thankt heaven that Il
tcjrs work wuz of my hands, but little did !
antisipate the sea Nv trouble into wicii he'd
plunged myself and the committee. he'd
two assistants to direct the boxes and tie
committee sent lis demijOhn Nv ikkery Tor
refreshment. We refresht perhaps more
than was prudent, considrin the very deli
kit nacher Of the work we he'd TO do, and
with recklis s,oOpiditv dircctid the boxes at
random. FL mite hcy bin expected, the
tanners intendid to capcher the niggers in
the South went to Southern lngeany, where
uv niggers intended for Southern Illinoy
went South. The Free Trade banners went
into Pennsylvany and Pertective Tariff ones
into the wheat States NV the West.
Every box come back, and SIGH letters ez
accompanied them! The Pennsylvania Com
mites all sed that ef Free Trade WIZ trooly
made part NV the DimOcratic creed they
wood swalier it, but it were dose for EN-,
but all the rest c,isse,l us for set NV iieo,s
A nigger in South Carliny, wich our people
down there had capchered. opened box
witch should hev gone 10 Injeany) contslnih
the most horrible caricatoors NV his people,
and read the letter witch We enclosed in wich
we u.ged the Central Committee to fife the
battle upon the one ice that ni:Sgers WIZ apes
and wuz entitled to no rites whatever. He
indignantly wanted to know "ef this WIZ
DimOcrisy!" The Committee man in In
jeany, who shocd hev got this box, got one
ins;id full NV the picters nv the improved
Greeley kissing the improved female niger,
with the inskripshen 'The era NV good
feelin is come" and he Indignantly wantid to