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New-York tribune., 1870-04-16

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No goods are ''---' unless '- L1oSSRD BiLT19
ONLY DEPOT 2s BROADWAY YEw-IORK.
Ouitting the Business.-FRENCH CHINA DINNER sBTS
a. uf1 spous ha1 proc ". !. :. DALEY $ 60.
o1ittinQ the Basincss.-GAS CHANDELIERS BRACKgTs
Sc al s5oot h.f Pnoc W.. p DALEY 8 Co,
-onIIjng the Business.-STLyER-PLATED WARE at assa
haf prce W T. DALEY 60,
-on;,,ino tho Ru.ines,-CI'T GLASS AND TABLE CUT-
LEkY at sbou half pnee. W. J. r. DALEY 60,
N " 65l Bro.dsy.
Archer & Pancoast MFG Co.
Have removed their Mandatory and WAEsroons
NOS II. =. AND "a woosrBR-sr. NETWORK
Between BroOme ami Spring ST.
where will be found very extensive assortment, u
GAS FIXTURES
o. every vaey pattern, artistic in da and snp"n aash
AT Low PRICES.
The public cautioned negonilig
$1,000 KANSAS PACIFIC FIRST MoRrCAGB
SEVEN PER CENT BONDS
No s77 1910 70 $3.50 inclusive. 6OOl - 10 inclusive
Tie BOns having obEed by fraud payment has been stopped
DABsBY MORGAN Co,
YewYork April ~ 1870. So 3BIchsagepsas
Bargains, bargains.
WATCHES, JEwELRY, AND SILyERWARE. 80
The subscriber will
No. 513 BROADWAY,
UNDER TUE ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL. ABOUT MArt.
And Is nov selling
FINE GOLD WATCHES, PISB GOLD WATCH CHAINS, EAR
RINGS and PINS BRACELETS, LOCKETs NECKLACES, sKAs
RINGS SLEEVE BUTTONS, STUDS &c. AT GREATLY REDCcks
PRICES.
DIAMOND RINGS ., low (. 90, $40 ami 80 ..,S-
sILyERwARB AT WHOLESALE PRICES
SILVER PLATED WARE
Al half the usual prices
FRENCH JBwELRY ENGLISH JBT JBwBLRY
PANS, OPERA GLASSES, &c, AT HALF THB USUAL PRICES
SHOWCASES 4sl SAFR FOR SALE Low
GBo c ALLEN.
as BrO,aSsv. door beo- c.n.,..
still Further Reduction in Prices.
LARGE ARRIVALS By STEAMER
MES, CLIO CKS,
AM choice and elegant hney goods o. every description
MORE THAN TEN PER CENT LESS
thAn Sew.YOrt HoassA
P,5..n Granite Dinner sets IN piece. .........sts
French china Dinner SeS ip peees.s... ~
Decorated from SO 60 Largest variety
Goods packed shpped delivered Je.ssy y
without charge Fulton Ferry pass he toOr
CLOSE BUYERS SHOULD COMPARE PRIcES
OYINGTON BROTHERS,
Nos 26 2s and so PULToS-ST
BROOKLYN.
Women's Medical College ofthe Newly ork Ia6rnary,
40 Second Of Eighth tA popular Of y 1rs
ladies 90 Phyoiogy And Hygiene viii be gwen the Colsgs By dc
ungushd physicians, commencing TUESDAY, April 49, Al
Tickets and programmes p PataAn .n4 Bookstore
ave, corner Twenty y-thrist
Orders of Nobillty."- Dr. CHAPLIN vii deliver o-le
bi lectafe church hfh
foffh In al VI the fana, Of the Chapa Home NOhbAr
bN BNiSG Aprl ld Usses TIE ioOr sB u the Shcsrx
New-York tribune., 1870-04-16
Diamonds, Watche. and Jewelry

Tor greatly reuced prices ao taken Ichange and bought for
GEO Z. ALLEN AIS Boalway door below Canal St
Po.t-ce NoticeThs mails for Europe during the week end.
ing SATURDAY April 10 1870 will close s once Iuesy
wetnesay Thusiay and SAulay u and al the
follows an q, II IS ami y, I51 and 4 H. and g.
lO.D r. H. JONES, Postmaster
New-York tribune., 1870-04-16

EI.rac:s lm the ReFor Judge. 'h- ry ssi Aauaa
Pair Of the AMERICAN INSTITUTE bed C II se- rsa
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

order H. SAYS In words Chat,
comprehend not only such con
alterations Of humanity, but also
such calculations Of ,eIfinterest as
are sufficient To determine what Is
the proper nationa. policy:
II / we're to waive all INQUIRY as
10 the moral obligations Of 3 Chris
lian nature, uIHler such circum.
stances, | think it would be demon.
strably clear that, as a mere aues.
ton of pecuniary econOmy,it will be
cheaper to feed every adult Indian
now liying,even 10 sleepy snrfciting
during his natural life, while their
children are educated TO self.sup.
port BY agriculture, than it would
be 10 carry on a general Indian war,
even for a single year. The shock
Ing barbarilies and mutilalions Of
the dead and OF prisoners, which
are often referred to, are the usual
Accomplishments Of Indian warfare.
By preserving peace we may hope
to avoid them, and cannot believe
that il is beyond the wisdom and
resources Of a great nation like our
own to give a peace policy o
thorough trial.
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16
TIE WEEKLY HERALD


Last Saturday az Meridian a ne.
gro thief stole : trunk from one OF
ne berger Family Of Swiss Bel
Ringers. Il was recovered by the
police.
james Head shot Benjamin DOak
last Monday at Meridian. Head
escaped. Both were youths. The
homicide grew out Of . personal
difficulty.
A large number Of The people of
Leake county assembled IN the
court house on Saturday, the I'd
day Of April, 1870, to take into con-
sidcration the proposed railroad,
known as the Ship Island KOsci-
uskO and Tennessee Railroad.
Aberdeen seems to be the lucky
place, after all the wrangllng and
speculation rs TO the location of
the Federal Court OF the Northern
District Of Mississippi. The bill
for It's removal and location at Ab.
erdeen was presented by Senator
Revels and passed the Senate with.
out . dissenting voice.
House bill l45, concerning private
corporations seems to present ex-
Cellent features. While it Is under
consideration we suggest that
Building Associations be inclu-
ded In Its beneticent purpOses-as
there appears 10 be an omission re-
garding them. This will add strong
ly to the good effects OF the bill aud
give q desirable impetus to the
growth Of our towns and cities.
We regret to note the departure
for Texas Of a number Of our best
and most promising young men,
Our young friends j. A. Evans and
+. g.. Baldwin, Jr., left for Mar
shall, Texss, q few days since, aud
learn they will soon be followed by
VIM. N. Turner, Geo. O'Hara, aud
q number of others columbus
The first steamboat ever built at
Columbus. Miss, has just been
completed. She carries 800 bales
Of cotton, and draws four or five
light.
so says an exchange from the
part OF the State. Won.
der II said steamboat Is not the first
one ever built In the State !-Hinds
county Gazette. IL,
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

CABLE kilograms announce tina.
it is rumOred in Paris that the
Emperor had a long fainting fit Oh
the evening of the 7th inst. 1t is
not at all improbable hat he will
die soon, and in the present condi.
ton of affairs there q revolution is
inevitable. He will endeayor to
secure the succession for his son,
but as he is too young to compre-
bend Or manage his affairs or those
of the Government, he would Of
course he soon o%verthrown. The
Empress is q vain, weak creature,
given to dress, display and excite.
ment, who would be an impedi-
nent rather than an assistance to
The friends Of the Emperor who
should desire to see his son sue.
iced his father.
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

WARREE's LYE.-This excellent
preparation for printers use has
been tried in this Office, and with
satisfactory success. 1t cleanses
the "fOrms" nicely, and is far supe.
riOr to the old lye generally used for
the purpose, aud much cheaper
Mr.. Warren sells the receipt for
making II, and we commend It to
the press.
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

The NEGRO POLICE.-We hoped
we should have no occasion to re.
fer again to the matters spoken Of
In. yesterdays paper, concerning
negro policeman behaving in a bru.
tai, insulting and unjustifiAble
manner towards persons whom
they undertake to arrest, but re.
spOnsible gentlemen Of this city
have called upon US In endorse.
ment Of what we said and In add.
ton stated that the Outrages spo.
ken of were even worse and more
numerous than We stated. UnOf.
Tending persons have been arrest
ed, and uuresisting prisoners have
been shOckingly maltreated.
II seems to be the very bent
and aim of these police to exercise
their tyranny against every poor
fellow that does not fall down and
worship them. They show neither
discretion nor courage. II a labOrer
who has been for weeks and months
ct work on the river i%evees, comes
to this city Tor a few days vacation
and, as they naturally do, get a few
drinks aboard, aud possibly make
merry, they are instantly bounced
upon as prey for these sable guar
dams Of the peace" and after a
nights inauguration, made to pay
q fine Of from ten to twenty. five
dollars, which is divided among the
city officials and this for al offence
for which five dollars would be a
large fine.
We arc advocates for law aud Or
der, but we do not think 1t is al.
ways necessary in such cases to ar.
rest q person who chances to be a
little under the influence Of drink.
An officer Of humanity and judy
ment would endeavor to reason
with such persons, and endeavor
to get them to their stopping places.
or to quies their demonstrations if
noisy. That is the better way, but
these negro police have neither the
Judgment nor courage to do this /:
they must insult and beat and then
cause the already too severely pun
ished party to be rObbed-fOr 1t Is
nothing else-Of the few hard earn.
lngs he may have, and for which he
has sweated and toiled weeks aud
months. Is this right and will it be
senAANenf
ItlOoka very like a system upon
the part Of The city authorities to
"put money in their purses"
Can't be sO2 .
We are the advocates Of the peo.
pie, and speak for their protection.
The whole system Of negro no.
lice lie q great evil. The police avs
tenn Of 8 city like ours should he
conducted by men Of responsibility.
integrity, and humanity, because Il
Isfull of respOnsibility.
II we must have negro polio,
forced upon Us, let them be KEEP
within the bounds Of humanity ani
decency. Let their own color urg.
them to be thus, 81 they love jus.
tice and mercy.
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

Wyoming farmers plough with
tame builaloes.
Three Cinnamon are reported
about to enter Harvard.
An Omaha teacher challenges
an enemy to meat him. .
The Cardiff giant is On exhibi
ton at Toledo, Ohio.
Rochefort Is at work in prison
upon a history Of the Second Elm.
pire.
Toothache is said to render
the Turkish Sultan's life q bur.
den.
There. are upwards Of 10000
more white males than females ia
Iowa.
A Cincinnati hotcl. keeper
dresses all his walters in full ma.
val uniform.
Ninety three gentlemen desire
to fill the Office Of Sheriff of Polk
county, OregaA.
A niece, resident in Indiana, Of
the colorcd senator Rcyels, has
just got . divorce.
A Schoo.mistrcss in IIamlin
county, Iowa, was dismissed the
other day for kissing the big boys.
Tie young ladies' Of Council
Bluffs, 70 the lumber Of thirty,
want to join one Of the fire compa.
MES.
LEAKE COUNTY pledges a sub.
scriptiou of $4,000 to the pro.
posed Tennessee and ship Island
railroad.
The chaplain Of an Iowa State
prison, va asked By u friend how
his prisoners were. "All under
conviction was the reply.
An affected singer at a Dublin
theatre, was tod by u wag in the
gallery to "colne ont from behind
his lose and sing his song like 9th.
er people
A Baltimore couple, recently
married, appended to the an.
nouncemeut Of the fact in the
papers Advertised 70 rthe ben.
eft OF a few Of our inquisitive
friends
There are n thousand insane
people in Texas, while the State
Lunatic Asylum has accommoda-
tons for but sixty.
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

A SHELL that was being broken
up at PaxtOn's foundry, yesterday,
scattering pieces in every
direction. Fortunately no one was
hurt
Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1870-04-16

FROM the house Of Harper &
Brothers, and through Mr. II. T..
Clarke, the well known and courtc.
our bookseller, we are in receipt
of the following late publications
by the house named. The Rule OF
THE Monk or, Rome In the Nine
teenth Century, by General Carl
baldi. From our hasty reading of
this work, we judge 1t is written
somewhat as its author fights; that
is, with true purpose, considerable
diminishing and a praisworthy con.
t%inuity in its plan. Its purpose is
to present some of the evils flowing
from the superiority Of Catholic.
ism In Italy. There is enough love
and warfare to make it well sea.
soned. Pamphlet price 80 cents.
Next q novel by Mrs. A. Z. Steele /:
So Runs THE WORLD AWAY.
This is a very readable work and
more than that it gives food for
reflection. For instance: the
NIX chapter is entitled "the wo.
man tempted me- anu We find
these three debalab,e expressions
in the space OF as many paragraphs
-"with petty natures, security Is
an antidotc to passion" Il have
never yet known o man whom
Love could not make a Llackguard
ol'-"If men aud horses were but
conscious OF their own power, aud
knew how to use it, it would be a
bad time for women and eques-
trians.' Wecan safely recommend
the work. Pamphlet, 50 cents.
JOURNAL OF VISIT TO EGYPT, ETC,
By Hon. Mrs. William Grey.
This is handsomely gotten up
work of about 200 pages, embrace
ing the journal ola trip to Egypt,
COnstantinople, the, Crimea, Greece,
ETC., in theAuite of the Prince and
Princess of Wales. Many persons
will have the curiosity to get q
view behind the scene of Royal
life, and will read this book with
interest and perhaps with profit.
1t will be expected that this jour-
nal ola lady attendant upon royal
ty should give an sristOCratical
view Of things. Perhaps the obser-
vaticns of the Hon. Mrs. William
Grey may seem the jOttings Of q
Republican woman. All these
books are for sale ct Mr. Clarke's on
Washington street.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
The Great Mystery.

The body is 70 die Ne one who passes the
charmed boundary comes back to tel. The
Imagination visits the land Of shadows-sent
ont from some window Of the soul over 'i'e's
restless waters-but wings its way as a token
# merging life beyond the closely blending
horison. The great sun comes and goes in the
heavens, yet breathes 20 secret Of the ethereal
wilderness. The crescent moon cleavcs her
nightly passage across the upper deep, but
tosses overheard no signals The sentinel stars
challenge each other as they walk their nightly
rounds, but we catch no syllable Of their couu-
tersign which gives passage to the heavenly
camp. Between this and the other life there
is a great gulf fixed, across which neither feet
nor eve can travel. The gentle friend whose
ewes were closed in their last long sleep long
years ago, died with rapture in her wonder
stricken eyes, a smile Of ineiTable JOY upon her
lips, andhands folded ove- triumphant heart ;
but her lips were past speech, and intmatel
nothing Of the vision that cnthralled her
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
An Eastern Tale.

4 certain Rabbi had two sons, whom botl
he and his wife tendery loved.
Duty obliged the Rabbi to take journey tc
distant country; during bis absence bis two
promising boys sickenei and died.
The grier-stricken mother laid them ont or
their bed, drew the curtain, ard waited anz.
iously for her husband.
He came--it was night
How are my boys" was bis first question.
Let me see them
"Stay awhile said his wife: 81 am il
great trouble, and I want your advice. Some
years ago a friend lent me some jewels. Itool;
great care of them, and at last began to priz,
them as my own. Since your departure my
friend has called for them, but / did not like
to part with them. Shall give them up -
"Wife! what strange request is this? Give
them up, and that instantly, this very night
Show me the jewels"
She took the Rabbi to TIER bed, drew wide
the curtain, aud said, Husband, there are thc
jewels"
T'la poLLi boyynd his head and went
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
Snowman Eloquence.

The following is the las. piece Of Snowman
eloquence: "Geutlemen, this is the calculated
boa constructor, the finest, largest, strongest,
and prettiest animal of its species on exhibition
in this country. he was caught in South Al
rica las he lay torpid after swallowing two
oxen and drove Of sheepl in wire net, ms
capture afording a beautiful illustration OF
successful wire pulling. 1t was supposed that
the sand where be was found was bot enough
to boil eggs, and that bis skin was at least
az well done" is proved by its highly
finished appearance. His color is supposed to
combine all the hues Of all snakes that ever
hissed or bit, from the "old serpent to a
cougey eel. His size is variable, as, like most
ether objects in nature, hc expands with heat
aud contracts with cold. For every rise of Eve
degrees in the thermometer he gets foot in
longitude. In his native sands he is hundred
and fifty feet long. The warm season of our
own country stretches him twenty-five feet
Last January, when the thermometer fell to
sixteen degrees, he shrunk into such triiiinS
dimensions as to be invisible through micro
scope. His present length you can see for
yourself. His temperance principles are Of
the Goughist kind He is dozen cold water
societies rolled into one. His drink at his
presen. dimensions is three gallons Of water
per week, his food three more gallons. He has
great natural talents for politics, which he
shows by changing bis coat four times year.
Price of admission 25 cents. Nee Orleans
TJ,yes
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
NITSCELLANEOUS.
Life's Stream.

Life bears US on ike the stream Of a mighty
river. Our boat at first gides down the mar
row channel-through the playful murmuIinss
Of the little brook and the viudngs Of is grassy
borders. The trees she'd their blossoms over
our young heads; the flowers seem 20 offer
themselves t. the young hands; We are happy
in hope, and we grasp eagerly at the beauty
around rs, but the stream still hurre on. and
still oET hands are empty. Our course through
youth and manhood Is along wilder an
deeper food amid obie,ts more striking aud
magnificent. We are animated at DE moving
pictures and enioymeuts AMI industry around
ms; we are excited 40 some sl0ri-livel dslI-
pentmout. The stream bears us ln. arl Hrr
Joys aud -r.sfs are alike ,eft bei.ai us. We
may jesipwrcckci. but we cannot De delayed
whether rough or smc"lh, the river hasicls o.
Us home. tl The roar Of the ocean s. in our car
and tie tossing of the waves is beneath our
feet, and the shore lessons from cur eyes. and
tle foods are l0c3 u1 ar.l1i us, aud we take
our leave of earth aud Rs inhabitants, until our
future voyage there has n5 Witues save ,ba
Infinite and Eternal.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

negro woman in Virginia, II years old.
recently took it into her head to learn TO read,
write, aud cipher; so she entered school, and
regularly every day brought ten cents which
she paid to the teacher. She got along very
well until near the close Of the second week
when she "missed her lesson, and was igne-
miniously kept in during recess, much to her
chagrin, and greatly to her Disappointment at
not being permitted TO "pl'y with the rest Of
the children"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
The Rabbi bowed bis head and wept.

A SENSIBLE DAUGHTER.-When Philip
Henry, the father Of the celebrated commenta-
tor, sought the hand Of the only daughter and
beiress Of Mathews in marriage, an objection
was made by her father, who admitted that he
was a gentleman, scholar, and an excellent
preacher, but be was a stranger, and they
did not know where he came from" True,
said the daughter, who had well weighed the
excellent qualities and sraces Of the stranger,
"bu: know where he is going, and ! would
like to 90 with him, and theY walked LIES pill
griuage together.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

4 CnnD NAnRIED.-A minister III Atho!.
Mass. few days since married a young man
from Orange to little girl of twelve at the
commaud Of the child's mother, WHO accom-
panied them. The clergyman was very IN
willing to perform the ceremony, but the mo-
ther Insisted upon it, saying that the husband
should have no control over bis child wife un-
til sue was sevent,er, aud that all the prelim-
mary legal proceedings had been complied
with.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

A Ncfrl Fsasfas WIZ Ms A.fal
ul-tan. of Des'r Ntar. tas he.' rnr ei
trsaty.frs ycau las rssrsl f,fr.'y si
u.rs e.Ifc,. rosf'y t.ys. s1l do-s ~ cen
uaff vif. Co. b.lpof meulis-s " tts isuii.J
Sc Las u.a-s lil tars q batter. sd go toaa
ofcissac. fi-, hu,hanl tal o.. 20, sl-oc.sfl b
maas.sl large irn-as uhat uan cgsii
OIL, t. ssccrssfll with ihs hs'pef such . ID Cu.i
VIA
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
VIRGINIA FREE PRESS.
TERMS.

--s-The Farr Pass is published weekly az Tco
D. ---s and Fif,y Cents per avuuH, iH alraSee.
rg-THREE DOLLARS If not paid in advance.
rg- Oss Dollar aud FJlg Cents for 'i.r month.
es-Tae terms Of advertising are, for square.
..a, ineh' or less. Oas Do,.a- 0sd Fily Cents for
..ree inscrtious-larger ones in the same proper
zion Each continuance Fiftg Cents.
r-No advertisement 90 De- considered by the
..g-.A or year ualess specified on the Manuscript
.- previously agreed uron between the parties.
IAN advertisement not marked on The copy
specified number OF ofinscrtiens viii be continued
aa-. ordered oa, ana payment cxactcd accordingly.
-8-Ee9-Ita A1yrarszsESrs.-T avoid any
saal.-s;aalsug on the par, ofthe Annual Atver-
s-s. E. is proper to state distinctly that the'r Pri-
r.l.,e only extends 90 their Immediate business
Zeal Estate Legal ana l. other ai,-r,sements' sent
tg ,a,.a % be an aIli,.aaI charge, AID no ''s'a-
,..a.
20. Obita5-y S.t.,es ofnor, chan ayeHne5 viii
b. ,.s.-. .Hs.
JOB WORK--P-s.l-s. sale Bi's C.scu.trs.
Cards de-. aE...t.i F-lll D.. l-aliy, and 40 iAiF
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02
NO. 81.

PUzzIIyG.-A laiy occupying room, lot
ter D, at a hotel ia New York, wrote on the
slate as follows: Wake letter 3 az seyer .
and If letter B says Let Ler be- doa't let bar
be- nor let letter p be, becaass il you le, letter
be, letter 3 viii be unable to le, ter house
t. Mr. D, who is to call at halfpast tee %
The pcr,cr-a much better bootblacS than or
tLographist-after studying the above AL
night, did not kaow whether to wake letter u
or 10 b" let her be-"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

\ young married couple IN q Wisco1.ia
town lately began Housekeeping. and tho first
purchases Of the head OF tie family at the
village grocery were; Five cents worth Of
soda. five cents worth Of salt, two cents worth
Of paper, one cents worth Of chewing gum,
and twelve cents worth Of soap. The Ill
amounted to twenty-five cents, which was
paid by the young Benedict in specie, and az
he left the store he remarked to the clerk that
'keeping house is cheaper than boarding"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

Three brothers, bearing a remarkable re-
emblance to each other, recently went into
the same barber-shop, and on the same day,
to be shaved one going in the morning, the
other at noon, aud third at night. When the
las. one appeared, the barber, who was Ger
man, dropped bis razor in astonishment, and
exclaimed: "Yell, dat man has de fastest
beard never saw; shaves him dis morning,
shaves him at dinner times, and he comes back
now nit his beard so long as never wash
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

The Radical women OF the North LsSs uE1s
such run upon Revels .or locks Of his ha.T,
that, in OEder 70 supply the demand, be has
been forced, it is said, 20 buy all the llac<
wool in the District Of Columbia.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

EanogroUs PUEcTUATIoS-Tho following
luIcrous sentence ia the result Of a composi-
tors erroneous punctuation; Cesar entered
upon his head, bis helmet upon bis feet, armed
sandals upon lis brows, cloud in bis Figh:
hand bis faithful sword in h.s eye, aa angry
glare"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1870-05-02

sAyAGE.-An uuamiable remark is rePoriel
as being made by an e1-bello concerning
youthful beauty whose grace has become tie
talk Of the day: She reminds me Of a
comb when she laughs" said thooS. Whers-
fore. my dear X" "Bocause fhe shows al
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