Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-11-18
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What is the greatest curiosity 'n tho
world "A WOman's.
Knoxville farmers goad thcir tardy
oxen with old bayonets.
Jefferson Davis and family have
arrived at Memphis, intending -o make
it their home.
Louisville has a child ouly dvs
months old that can talk and walk.
Piano making is the third mauufao-
turing interest in this country.
Four women we're discovered among
a body of Turc0 prisoners.
The poet Whittier declined the nom
ination for Congress.
Vermont is a state of mark; Que half
Of the slate pencils used in the world
are made there
Ida Lewis, the heroine of Newport
Light, has been married TO William
II. Wilson.
Cincinnati has 98.90O fomales and
96,02l males in Its population.
An experienced old galtlemaa says
that all that is necessary ia the enjoy
ment Of love or sausages BE- confidence.
AtSan Francisco d Chilalaan re-
Gently gave mis- daughter name WHICH,
when translated, means cH-ought-
to- have been-l-5oy
The President has signed Dir. De-
! lano's commission Gs S cretary OF the
Interior. to date from November lst
Josh Billings says tb1t Zone or Tie
hardest things for euqy man t7' do rs
teW fall down on the lee when ~ ls wei.
and then git up and prazo The Lord.
when he didnt attend church he
made It q duty to killa Digger lndltn,
says an obituary notice of dead Lara
mie gentleman.
A Kentucky farmer has produced
pumpkin weighing 135 pounds, aud
seven feet iu circumference.
The Emperor's papers reveal ihe
/ fact that the Prince Imperial baU-
/ tism cost q trifie over SlSO,UJo. some
what expensive Christianity.
Grace 81 am going to see CLARA TO-
! day Have you any message q CHAR
! lotte ''I wonder how you can visit
that dreadful girl. Give her my iovel
The Charleston Courier soy that q
Young widow of that place bias just
| celebrated her wooden wedding by
marrying a blockhead.
A good little girl of the period
want 10 be voter
! And with the voters stnnd
] The "man 20 for'' iu my head,
The ballot i'm nay hand.
They have commenced On The Leo
body servant business down South. 10
the Lee fellows crowd oll the croras.
ing Washington body servant We snall
be glad Lee died. -Cl4fo Sffff Jo.af.t['
A veteran housekeeper adirms t6at
i tbe scarcity of good servants is inrgeiy
/ sttribntobie 60 the scarcity of mistress
~ wbo know how 20 keep house oa
one should be kept.
The only pleasure we have in know
ing that George Francis Train ls ln
| France is derived from the conscious
ness Of the fact that be is mot in thi5
country.
A German, q Hungarian and boho-
mian met in the parlor OF qu mn, over
! the chimneypiece Of which hung @
watch. Aftor leaving, tho a2rman
said, THAT was a nice Waloh 4 am
/ sorry I did not buv it." II am sorry i
! aid not take it, said the Hungarian.
/ I have it in my pocket, said the bohc-
man.
There Is a man in Buffalo who haa
registered q vow never Go make hue
name society" Of himself again. Ho
took of bis coat aud leapod into thc
canal TO save lady from drouniqgt
when a pic SpOCket stole eAV from hl-
coat and the rescued one got mao pe-
eeuse he pulled her ohiguon oil i'm get-
ting her Qua
A horrible catastrophe happened Co
X TSentueky bridegroom--gQme tl2roli-
cal sooundPel stole his weddipS lcthlesi
! 'iust before tbs battie m1tAen
borrowed a suit oi Q pinEaa laosla,
several sisss too large 6u l' fat'IeA
sro,nd IN them an6l lhc lHrm8ny TaH
, oomplets.- Ohto Stes JVa,a-l