Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1870-10-12
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champion base ball club Of Florida.
NATURE is now changing her coat {
green for q yellow harvest. F
T STUPID feas-Those put in the ears {
your friends by your enemies.
ONE of the most pointed Mississippi pa
| pers Is edited by Swords and Spears.
/ A $500 pair of pups has arrived at Port
land, Oregon, from England.
A FRENCH woman in Portland, Oregon
is l05 years old.
THE placer mines ofSummit county. Co
lerado, are doing splendidly this year.
THE placers on North Clear creek. Go
dorado, are said to be paying well.
THE grasshoppers took the greater por
tion OF the crops ON Ralston creek, Color
ado.
The South Pass News has RECOMMENDED
publlcatlon, after suspension os TIVE
months. &
a VALUABLE mineral spring has been dis
covered within the city limits OF Salem
| Oregon.
| The Wyoming Advocate chronicles the
marriage of Wm. Rogers, aged Y, to Mrs,
Fanny johnson, aged So.
BuTH the Denver morning papers contain
Jub1lant acc" 1nts of the completion of the
Kansas Pacific railroad. =
IT IS successful love that laughs at lock-
smiths $ disappointed love is on different
key. 4a
ENOUGH iron has been received in Ore
gon to finish the railroad within three
miles of Salem
FRANCE will be more polished than ever
after the Prussians have thoroughly scour-
ed her.
AFTER The gold, silver, bronze and IRON
ages, the old world now sees the bloody
age-earnage. sr,
+ J0sTIFiABLE STINGINEss. Gruding a
friend the right of laughing at our ex-
pense ~.
BAzAINE is q good soldier, but the only
time he has beaten this year was when he
beat retreat. s45R -sl.-
THERE is a great deal of travel On the
new Georgetown and Snake river road,
Colorado, which is now open.
BAzAINE, according to the papers, .sstill
holds out at Metz" but the besiegers think
he holds in.
TOURISTS temporarily debarred from the
Rhine can console themselves that they
save their ''rhino."
WE are surprised at the cooiness of the
census-taker who reports that ssthere is no
falling off at Niagara 44
How is 1t that the s1mmer always goes
SO qnlckly2-Because there is SO often an
evening mist.
In vino veritas. Well, Robinson says
1T always tastes as If there Was something
in it" besides grape juice. 9aa
Be- An old woman, about so years ofage. was
dubbed by New Orleans policeman while
he was dragging her to jail.
The Oregon State Fair for 1870 will be
held at Salen, commencing on the 10th of
October, and continuing six days.
A NEW coal mine, discovered in Pennsyl-
vanIa, is AZ feet thick, aud q million dollars
has been offered for it.
BREAD is, happily, far from being at war
prices, yet thousands may daily be seen
devouring the newspapers.
BACHELORS rejoice in the announcement
that y factory IS to be e5tabtiaheti ut Now
ark to turn out 49, 900 self threading need
les daily.
The survivors of the 18th Mississippi
regiment have subscribed SIS, 5S5 for the
purpose Of erecting a monument to their
fallen braves.
An old bachelor says women are like
parrots; they are willing to be Gagged up if
they only have ring 30 play with.
4 MAN has been arrested at Denver
charged by the Ute Indians With being an
Arappahoe spy, and that lie was with that
tribe during their raid into North Park
short time since.
JOHN BURNEs, a miner on Gregory sec
LODI H.,J1 40
killed by a bucket of gravel falling on his
head.
The proprietors OF the Cariboo lode,
Grand Island district, Colorado, are quar-
rying out big block of ore for exhibition
at the Territorial lair.
SEVERAL deaths have occurred in Salem,
Oregon, recently, from a disease closely
resembling small pox, which SO far has
baffied the skill of the physicians.
SALEM. Oregon, is becoming so demoral-
lied by drunken railroad hands tnat the
city has not sufficient jail accommodations
for the obstreperous cusses.
The strongest anti confederate in New
Brunswick, the st. John Globe, is reluc-
tantiy forced to the conclusion that New
toundlAnd will soon expressa wish to enter
the Canadian Confederation.
SEVERAL prominent mills in Black Hawk
Colorado are idle: some for the want of
cres, others from different causes. Work
is still progressing on the buildings and
furnaces of the new smelling works.
ENGLISH magistrates are getting unus-
ually severe. man was recently COM
lGitted to prison for two months for playing
a game of 'spitch and toss" in an s'isoiated
part of the parish.
SpUrrER1Nes from Judy: The noise IN
drum ought to be very easily explained,
because the smallest drumnler-boy can
make 1t cut, 1t is very difficult to keep
your own piece OF nind-if people thrust
pieces of theirs upon you.
Foerv soldiers have deserted the u. s.
army at Fort Randall. Four OF them were
retaken, but managed TO oseape from their
custodian by presenting the logic Of 3 six
shooter.
An Indian hunting party, consisting OF
seven braves and asmall army of squaws
and pappGoses, passed through Escanaoa,
Michigan, on the "a inct.: taking with
them the salted meat and skins OF one hun.
dred and twenty eight deer and five bears,
as .,.e result of their summers hunt in the
eastern part Or Delta county.
A CoNSo1ssEUR in the cafe and raising Of
fowls thinks eggs laid in May and june
hatch to better advantage than those lad
Ia any other month of the year, and is OF
the opinion that the cause OF the failure OF
many eggs TO hatch chickens which are
laid inwinter and early spring is, that they
get So Thoroughly Chilled that their fertll-
| ity is destroyed.
| A DISTINGUISHED MAN is reported to have
recently said, in conversation with water
ing place belle, that when he married he
',did not want to marry a woman that knew
too much After he had been engaged II
mental labor or speech making all day
when he came home at night he dIdni
want his wife to talk to him; bat, wslie hs
rested himself, she was to ian Oft the flies J!
A s1NaULARI.y fatal disease has recently
broken out in the vicinity OF Eagle Bridge
and the northern part OF Rensselaer,. coun
ty, n. Y, 1t is said to resemble putri,
sore throat very much, and is undoubted
ly closely allied to that malignant disord
er. A number Of children have died afte
brief Illness, and quite number are nov
ailing. The disease is more preyalen