Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1870-11-17

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1t is well that virtue is its own re
ward, for it rarely obtains any other.
No man needs money so much as
he who despises it.
Be great to despise the earth-be
greater to honor it.
Which side of horse to take in
mounting-the ontside.
Robert Stephens in 1851 first di-
vided the New Testament into YER
ses.
Troubles are like dogs-the small
Ter they are the more they annoy
you.
An exchange says: Marriage
makes man and woman one" Yes,
but the trouble Is to tell which OF
them is the one. ,.-..-
Truths supreme revelations come
in sorrow to individuals, and in war
to nations.
There were found one hundred
and thirty yards of lace in the back
hair of female smuggler on the
Belgian border.
Until you have spoken the word,
you are master of it-after you have
spoken it, it should be master of
you. 7Ai
Two noble souls discover their
relationship first by the like love
that they bear to third.
How sweetly sad are the following
lines on Burns, in which his whole
life seems to have been summed up:
The lark of scotia's morning sky.
Whose voice may sing his praisesa
| With heavens own sunlight in his eye
He walked among the daisies,
| He soard to fields Of glory.
But left as his sl,I Land 4 for 's sweetest song.
| One of the sable orators of Vir-
ginia made a good hit when he said
that "the oyster has more sense than
some pussons, case he knows when
to keep his mouth shet."
"Dad, have you been to see the
museum?' asked ten year old boy.
'.No, my son." swell, go, and men
ton my name to the door keeper,
and he'll take you round and show
you everything"
A sure cure for dyspepsia-close
all the outer doors of four story
house, open the inner doors, and
then take long switch and chase
cat up and down stairs until she
sweats. -.- r.
A Brahma rooster was recently
killed in Amesbury, Mass, and in
its crop were found thirteen nickel
cents and two two-cent pieces.
Married couples resemble pair
Of shears, says Sydney Smith, so
Joined that they cannot be separa-
ted, often moving in opposite direc-
tions, yet always Furnishing any one
who comes between them.
The learned Professor Porson had
a great horror for the east wind,
and Tom Sheridan is said to have
once kept him prisoner in the
house for fortnight by immovably
fixing the weathercock in that direc-
ton.
The Hindoo priest, about to bap-
tie an infant, utters the following
sentiment: Little baby, thou enter
ed the world weeping, while all
around thee smile. Contrive so to
live that thou mayest depart in
smiles, while all around thee weep"
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Tub sealve het etherw OF ewep.
Il suppose" said a quack, while
feeling the pulse of patient who
had reluctantly submitted to solicit
his advice, 81 suppose you think
me bit of a humbugT'
"Sir," gravely replied the sick
man, Il was not aware until now
that you could so readily discover 8
mans thoughts by feeling his
lpulse."
An English chemist has been ex-
perimenting for the purpose Of as
pertaining how much of various
kinds of food must be eaten in or
der to make one pound Of Hesh.
He comes to the conclusion that 1t
requires 25 pounds Of milk, 100 Of
turnips, so of potatoes, so of carrots,
9 of oatmeal, u barley-mesl, ,snd St
of peas or beans.
We are more afflicted by fancy
by fact. To make the world . pur-
gatory we have only to think Of its
pains and privations; to find it =
paradise we need but open our eyes
to its beauties and JOYS. The gulf
that separates hell from heaven is
often spanned by a dream and the
worm becomes an angel by merely
using its wings.
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A farmer saw an advertised re-
ceipt to prevent wells and cisterns
from freezing. He sent his money
and received in answer: Take in
your well or cistern on cold nights,
and keep it by the fire.
There is no objection to broils in
q house so long as they be confined
to the kitchen.
What tree never sprouts, and be-
comes smaller the older it grows?
Axletree.
A young lady who prided herself
upon her geography, setting can
die aslant, remarked that it remin-
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