The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-04-10
Morning Star and Catholic Messenger,


Jacnn;oa,1n .s ."aaoS IA ~ s1y = gooo tnAnG
A"0oa.iy responded oysters"
What medicine does man take when he ha.
croas wifef He takes an elixir!
Surely that man il to be envied who can an,
Pork.chops for supper and sleep without !
krunt. -.
what ,attar b.. nave, h.., mad h.. 49,.
in Americaf n II a.. g. r. oniv "sa 800 S =.
America.
No matter how many kinds of lovely flowers
. young woman may have in the garden Of he he,
-,
brother ~ ssked taachar ~ o,. ~ S; sn s
"a postoAice stamp = answered a vonnn ; ua.ec
rieibie. young 'n'or-
The assertion 80 frequently made, that it is
oether srroneens for ~So Z tsora thst Is a,so
~" rn;nmtsS I've "nS = ''sre 'na1 cannot
IneFe ID k1h0 OF grim humoH In the address
OF devont deacon to his newly-settled pastor
q no gave MN tne usual Weicomo, Inc Lord
So1 "AN "o wa. Aeop you Poof'
coi1roa gensieman IN Iexas. with his coat
IN poe.es iuM OF Powaef, iateiy visited a
deoE, but left hole in the roof when he went
out. isla5
Is. man of tho name OF Pike was tried under
me Engi,sn Melg9. ana Measures act for cell
1ng Goooe Dy unIaif scales. Inc magistrate
se1ssnced the unfortunate Pike to have his
soeIes taken ON.
Foote being once annoyed by a poor fiddler
stra,ning hsreh discords" under his window,
sent nam s,nng, Win request tnat ne
wOut0 pay etsoWAere' as ono scraper at tne
doof was snmcAent.
some time engaged ii discussing the question,
yon had g naye1 .biie,. where would you
"on another fellow"
a little boy, some time ago, while coming
down stairs, was cautioned by his mother not
TO lose his balance. His question, which fol-
v~vy or Ch~rpy IouA
my balance, where would 1t 9"
A soldier was wounded by q shell from Fort
Wagner. He was going to the rear. "Wound-
cd by = shell, )" some one asked. eyes," he cool
ly answered, 81 was right under the darned
thing when the bottom dropped out"
In going on board . Mississippi steamboat
the other day, Mr.. Jones met Mr.. Smith, and
asked, (which way are you going, up or
# sleep over the boiler, up; if in the cabin,
down.
ay,n ara verv stun;d Thomas - aa;d a conn
try echoolmaster to a little boy eight years old;
"you are like a donkey, and what do they do
the urch1u.
an hr,dd.-s - s.;d a,c;sh do-L.v 70
.-owS G in ali afa;ction in ai7 oh vonr trouhIas
Jar 10 o,a m aca Won on alvavs and svmnatbv
Whar whar ." shouted several of his audi
tors, "Iu de dictionaryw he replied rolling
his eyes skyward.
,;f I;
as .;s;taS hx i,",har of the 3nns me ars
Tha x,;s;tor ohssrw.S that tho ohor;ster n;t,haJ
the tune vocaIly. and said. "Sir. do YOU n nse a
n;,,. -, IN, ar y said Sam;hrava With ad
mirable gravity. al chew.n
80. e 1910 Cent port.- &c ~,
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IGAuo0 oy -. ~ f1HnIrs g ~ .
Mahtes' sase n.o s,o.a 49,; Ho a,,'S,.chy .o"
you zee very ~ =, Isa, ~ ,s.l.a +.
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a;a.;yot,a, !~n.S 1ha s.l,.-;.r 49, as
saIe,si., ,o,,?:a =. shsta;n fr"n f, No ~ Ill
;~tor;.ay{;pp. tavarages otharsvisa than %
dill ard enrnfanitS nnless nrescrihsd Nv
nhns;.;am at Least f'nr times dav> escent;n~
rp;iar Nv oN'Nps
A countryman TOOK an eignt gallon keg 20
Esan.r ~ dac,araS that he had mt in TEN oa1Ionp
and Samanded navment accoriinoIv. The man
LAT ,a;nS +ha a;ffsranca ~ money an mnch az
1ts. stra;, on tho aid Legn ~
' '' A va 49,
"A sexton overheard schooimaster giving
nus Lessons In grammar, x9u cannoe pace a.
the singular article" SAID the preceptof' Pc
: ..,,nu n uNonsans. cr;aS ~. p saS
go ; s..ha ,r.y.r-hooir inca hattar than von
.h,nId .b;n{ nr IT, woni5n,t teach ma to sav
a. sn~ai, 'nnA' =. ~ "'".1A' ''H '''' ~
"-n'eh 4
A woman once called upon Alderman binns |
IN expression used to her, addressed him thus: |
Alderman, Mrs: snooks, my next-door neigh I
itT aWeil.n said the alderman, after a me- |
meut's elaboration "you can, but you had bet
ter mott