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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
EDUCA FIONAL.

MOUNT LAUREL SCHOOL,
I'VE HALIFAX COUNTY, VA:
REV, JOHN Il. CLARK, Rector and Principali
ROBERT B. WINSTON. A ssociate Principal.
SESSION FROM FIRST OCTOBER TO
FIRST JULY.
This school Is slt,,at ed at MOUNT LAUREL. u
pleasant and very Intelligent village, ina healthy
country four miles from Glover station. Rich,
mond and DaDyilIe railroad and combining all
the advantages of society both In country and
village life. ,u.
The instruction In the classical and English
courses, and In French, will be careful and tho
rough. The discipline, while strict and watchluL
will vet be parental; and the influences In the
school and rs surroundings will be Christian anu
q regular attendance 1t church every sunday aiong
with teachers and other friends Will be 3 part OF
The course
Board In good families in che village, besides the
rector's, and immedi sicily under his snperintend,
auce can be had for $3.50 per session, including all
charges Tuition. $50. Board and tuition p.ya-
BILE In adyance-one half lst October and 10Th Feb
ruary For circulars and any Information apply
to REV. JOINT CLARK,
Mount Laurel, Halifax county, Va.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
Aara Peace"

r ond unmistakable declara-
~ ito purpose to sustain the Con-
''ons marty which the Enquirer OF yes
So Contains were called forth by any
.,',Mc that we have said, VIC may congratu'
,ate ourselves upon having done good SER
vice to that great party. But. then, we re-
member that when some weeks ago we
complained of the Enquirer's course, IL
made such declarations as almost convinced
us that we had wronged that journal; ano
we also remember that from that day to
this IL has almost constantly kept up hre
upon somebody, or some party, OF somc'
thing or other in the Conservative orgahi'
cation. that did not or does not please IT,
The Enquirer speaks "in all trlcnd''''esS
and courtesy; and we shall lo'o" ~
good example. , .,o In
To let the reader understand the h'"-
quirer's position. we quote It's Wv"
g,lage. First, it says: ., -
" Certain Journals seem TO ne ANXIOUS W
,,,;srcnresent the Enquirer. 1hey nave III
Legged that we have demanded change 0. !he !,
nsme of conservative TO democratic,
nnS ,as,,t we oppose the election OF any can
tlidate who will not avow himself to be u
democrat. The readers Of the Enquirer
yely well know that both of these repre-
sensations are untrue"
No one could ask for more explicit
statement. The Enquirer does not demand
a change of the name of Conservative -
to Democratic" nor will 1t oppose the
election of any candidate simply because ne
will not ayow himself to be Democrat.
AS there is no other paper in Virginia
which has been suspected of these faults, II
NAV he considered as settled that we are to
have no trouble in cur party on account OF
names.
Secondly, the Enquirer says:
awe have repeatedly declared, not only
our willingness to support members OF the
old Wing party, but our readiness 10 Sus-
tain them with rs much alacrity rs IL they
had been lifelong members Of the Demo-
cratic party, provided they announce the
purpose of continued opposition to Repub-
licanism. Bv Republicanism, Whenever we
use the word, we wish to he understood AS
Including not only Radicalism, but all shades
of Republicanism. even those that are most
smildiy drawn No candidate who Is not
opposed to Republicanism in this sense, be
he former Wing or Democrat, can receive
our support; and any candidate, no mattef
how fiercely or vehcmently Wing he may
have been in former years, or how reso'
lutely he now may refuse to take the name
of Democrat, will be cheerfully and cor
daily sustained by us, if he declares hi'
present and future hostility to Republi
canism, both radical and mild"
AS the one object of the Conservative
party Is to defeat the Republican party,
howsoever questionable the shape in which
the latter may present itself, we take TIT
above to mean no more than that our neigh
Dor intends to give his invaluable support
to the former, without regard to its name,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
MILLINERY.

MILLINERY.
TALL AND WINTER IMPOR- sa8s
TATION, 1870. ySoASe
RIBBONS MILLINERY AND STRAW GOODS.
ARMSTRONG, GATOR & CO.,
IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS OF
BONNET, TRIMMING AND VELVET RIB
BONS, BONNET SILKS, SATINS, AND
VELyETS, BLONDS, NETS, GRAPES,
RUCHES FLOWERS, FEATHERS,
ORNAMENTS, STRAW BONHETS
AND LADIES HATS trimmed
and untrimmed), SHAKER
HOODS &C.,
23T AND 2as BALTIMORE STREET,
BALTIMORE, MD,
offer the largest stock to be found in this country,
aud uneaualled In choice variety and cheapness,
Comprising the latest Partisan novelties.
Orders solicited ant prompt attention given.
au 10 3w*
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
M ANCHEsTER COTTON MILLS.

HAVING CONTRACTEDF FOR LARGE
IL quantities OF lumber the saw-miu belong
on the ork River railroad near the depot, ts en-
abled to cut bills Of OAK, HICKORY, BEACH.
&C., at short notice. Orders left at the mill, or
address sed TO the undersigned, will be promptly
attended to, e. e. WALTON,
Furniture Works,
Nos. aols, Soft, sois Main street
auIs-l NV - Rockets,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

OFFICE BOARD OF EDUCATION
RIcHMoND, VA, August II, 1870. !
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION WILL
4 receive applications for appointment as
Teachers In THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS until
Mails and female teachers Of experience and
nh, beard desires as far IS practicable. to Sc
cure competent cotorsd seachers 1or tno cotpred
schools.
teack efther color and forward testimonials Of
umalifications and experience In teaching. Ads
dress s ~, y. q. ciNFOhD,
/ Board. au H-tAoSe
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
THrPOSITIONS.

Rheims, to which point the Emperor Is
admitted to have retreated, is twenty-five
miles northwest Of Chalons, and nearly
ninety miles in the same direction from
Metz. 1t is ninety miles from Paris, but
has no railroad connection with it except by
the circuitous route uia CompeiSne., From
Rheims it is, however, short run by way
of the railroads to any of the sea ports on
the northern coast of France.
Mars la Tour, where the battle is said to
have been fought OH Tuesday, is ten miles
directly west of Metz.
Verdun, which the Darls dispatches say
the French army has retreated TO. is thirty
miles northwest Of Metz, on the direct road
TO ChalOnS.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

r Fl. HORNER's CLASSICAL ~,
- MATHEMATICAL sCHo01, ~ AnD
n. SWIM the view OF preparing bows ror ibc
Ssni9 has bean IN tas Of vsna
The present gcbnsstic We en-. Goarie OF stndV.
MAY, ISL with vacation Of four weeks i, Tn
cember studens remaining over NAV nrhsec ne,
their studies In The winter vacation without NV
add :ional charge for tuition. "'''''u' any
The principal Is assisted by MIR. FpAyy U
CHRISTIAN, OF Richmond, graduate of the mi
yers,t7 OF Virginia In the schools OF Latin e rect
Mr. CHRISTIAN comes highly recommended nv tffe
Faculty OF the University and has been suaSss%.
fni teacher In the Episcopal High School or Viz.
ginia," near Alexandria. -"
The charge for b0ord and tuition, exclusive or
lights and washing, is $40 per term or twentg
weeks. Students are charged only from the iia,1J
or admission, and none are admitted but Ilo,.
Wishing to pursue the regular course Of study.
j. II. HORNER, A. NJ,
aH Nv prnclDl
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
PEUssIAN TERMS OF PEACE.

LONDON, August 18.-A wellinforIned
diplomat says Prussia will exact no surren-
der of French soil, but will insist on the
exclusion of the Bonaparte family from the
throne of France. Other terms Of peace,
not reconcilable with the French amour
propre, including, doubtless, partial reim-
bursement of the cost of the war, may be
added.
The political restoration of the house of
Orleans is currently discussed as probable
The French Ambassador Of Brussels has
refused Francois Hugo, son of Victor Hugo,
q passport to Paris.
il The German ladies Of Newark, n. j.,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

vOUNG LADIES' ACADEMY OF TIE
L VISITATION. MONTE MARIA,
on Grace street b, tween Twenty-secohd and
Twenty-:hird streets,
RICHMOND. VA.
The du les of this lnsti utlOn will be resumed on
thu FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEMBER. For
prospectus Of terms application can be made 10
The Sur ERROR ESS OF the Academy.
a., aodf EphI
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
EDUCATIONAL
GEoRGEToWN CoLLEzIfis;1Fs. -: s :;

U Al. 4. = = ..1,s.11l o11oE, ID. G.
:, Inc academic yeor OF Georgetown c,,,ou
BsR an Sa sa ,es FissT MONDAY or sSpTss%
ne lectures in the medical and Ia,ly
VIII commence In October. ~" departments
acfrcn,,ro c,n John EARLY, g. J., pres,son,
nv arniyinv tn ths particulars can be sbtaIns,
---------------- S..--.n.. au le-lu
THE NEXT SESSION OF TEe
4 fEM Na asa tInIIEEIEtGi GA, INSTITUTE.
NO ~" pW hELFTH STREET, o'
will begin "WEDNESDAY. Ssrsa,.,
For clfcnisfs, &C., apply u The prinrtnaIs h''.
,e LEROY s. EDWsPnS
gu lo-Im u. r. PARHAM HDS,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20
EFFORTS IN BEHALF OF PEACE.

A special dispatch from Berlin states that
another attempt has been made for peace
between France and Prussia. The Queens
messenger arrived at Berlin Yesterday with
proposals for peace from the English Cabl-
net. The Emperor of the French expressed
his readiness to treat for peace, and propo-
sails are made through Lord Lyons. The
King of Prussia and Count Won Bismarck
have been telegraphed to ut headquarters:
The King replied that if Napoleon wished
for peace he must ask for n arlnlStlce IN
the usual way. The issue must be decided
either by arbitrament or war.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

TuE FACULTY OF WASHINGTON
L COLLEGE, VIRGINIA. Viii appoint. on
SEpTEMBEk lsT 1870 Il gentleman 80 take
charge OF the BUSINESS SCHOOL In the insti-
tuition Salary, from $500 to 81 O0o Applicants
VIII address their commun icat!on5 10
j. NJ. LEIGH,
Clerk Of Facu!tr.
nn1 dot nufSnnl Lexington, ".
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

SOUTHERN FEMALE INSTITUTE.
y RICHMOND, N..--Thls institution will hr
re-opcnCd on the FIRST MONDAY IN oCFu-
BIER ny XT A full corps Of teachers WIN H. In
attendance and among them FRENCH 60.
VERNESS.
The charges for board have been re mced for The
ensuing session.
For catalogue, address
ID. LEE POWELL, 4. III,
L M Irlr M tluI
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

BELLEVUE. July ID $50.
Mr.. JAMES d. BAKER was employed ier III +;
atYoris us much pleasure 10 bear emphatic ~.
mony TO his merits as gentleman andss scs sT.
As a teacher he Ia competent aid ialthsu W. ror
h,a amiabie and courteous department aas woh '''
him the respect of all. n,,n. ,-,x.,,l.
=. 40 o,ss, ss'hi"A " Associate D, inc!paL
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1870-08-20

1IE0Ot1o TE0oHH71
General Trochu has been appointed COM
mander in chief Of all the forces at Paris,
and has issued proclamation counselling
order and calmness not only in the streets
of the city, but spirit Of resignation under
trials consequent upon the situation.
He says that France must have the de-
meanor Of great military nation conduct
ing its own destinies, and the Government
will gain the confidence of the people by
showing the greatest confidence in them.
He appeals to all men and to all parties,
saying that he belongs himself to no party,
save to that of his country, and he declares
that all good citizens must, by moral re-
| straint, Keep down those who see in public
misfortunes only an opportunity to satisfy
their own detestable designs.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1870-05-17
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA

We receive money on deposit and pay back on
demand. We discount notes for a period OF not
over 60 days, and sell Drafts on Philadelphia and
New York.
On time Deposits, five per cent for any time over
four months; and for four months four per cent.
We are well provided with all and every facility
for doing n Banking Business; and knowing, and
for some years, feeling the great Inconvenience un-
der which the people of this County abored for the
want Of a Bank of Discount and Deposit, we have
have determined to supply the want and this being
the first Bank ever established in Perry county we
hope we will be sustained in our Efforts by all tn
business men, farmers and mechanics.
This Banking Association is composed Of the fol-
lowing named partners:
W. A. sPoNsLrR, Bloomfield, Perry county, Pa.
i. f. JUNKIN, "
A. G. MILLER, shippensburg, Cumberland, Pa.
JOHN WONDERLICH, "
HENRY RUBY, "
VIM. II. MILLER, Carlisle,
OFFICERS:
w. A. SPONSLER, President.
WILLIAM WILLIS Cashier.
New Bloomfield, 8 1y
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1870-05-17
Perry County Bank!
SpOnslcr, BUnkin && Go.

TTIIE undersigned, having formed a Banking AS.
Il sociaton under the above name and style, are
now ready to do Il General Banking business at
their new Banking House, on Centre Square,
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

Oaa WEST 34TII ST., BETWEEN 18th AND sTH
ZOO avs-As good COOK washer and roner 10 a small pf
rate family; city or country; best city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

pos, EAST 26TH ST. FIRST FLOOR, FRONT ROOM
90 Two respectable girls: ono as cook washer and
ironer other chabeImad and waitress, wond
sst with the washing and ironing; both have city
encp rom place,
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

900 4TH Av., BETWEEN 24rH AND 18TH SITS
600 respectable person good plain cook washer and
roncr excellent bread bakers eight years best city
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

400 9TH Av.-AS GOOD COOK, WASHER AND
HOO ironer n small family; Is good hascr; excel
lent reference from her last place. Car for two days
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

OO7 WEST 21sT ST., IN REAR.--A REsPECTABLE
Do girl as plain cook; is a good washer and roncr;
good city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

1OA I4Ti ST, NEAR fs'r AVA STEADY PERSON
HUI cook washer and ironer; Is good baher; also
Young to do chamberwork would 10 short dis
lance in the country prefers steady place to nigh
Gall for two days.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

OC1 EAST 21sT ST., BETWEEN I'd AND SD AVS
ALl As first class cook; understands both French and
Can he seen for two days.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

EEsS 10TH AV, BETWEEN 4lsT AND AID STS.--A RE-
COC srectable ycuug woman 10 do clanb erwors witt
ng Or assist In washing and ronng best city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

OGE WEST AID stan OBLIGING YOUN GIRL
LOC good plain cook, washer and roner good refer
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

900 WEST s6TH ST., BETWEEN It'll AND 9Th
LLW avs, top noor respectable woman good cook
ironing reonred city reference from last place.
be for two days.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

E7Q 20 Av., ENTRANCE ON SD ST., SECOND
10 nocrA young r cook and to assist with wasi-
ing and ironing aniress good bakers best city refer
encs.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

EeC Sd AVA VERY RESPECTABLE YOUNG
CCJ girl as cook and to do washing and ironing; best
city reference. Call or address.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

CQQ WEST 18TH ST., BETWEEN 7TH AND eTH
40 ava-Two respectable girls; one as cook and to
assist with the washing and ironing the other chamber
maid and waitress and to assist with the washing and
Ing; best city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

Oh cook, chamtermid waitress Apply for two days
OFT WEST 18TH STA YOUNG GIEI. TO DO PLAIN
e)f cooking, wash and iron in private family; best
city reference from her last place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

OE0 WEST 18TH ST, IN THE STORE.--A RESPECT
LOO able young woman first rate cook "a thoroughly
Experienced no objection 10 do The coarse washing; viii be
ldnnd Trustworthy; good city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

400 9Th Az, THIRD FLOOR, ROOM NO. o..
fCU respectable young Cir cook and ironcr, or O
chanbernad good city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

400 9TH Av., BkTWEEN 29fH AND 18Th sTs.-A
fJO snart, Respectable woman ascook IN restaurant
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

EEQ WEST 29TH ST. SECOND FLOOR, 'FRONT.'
DlJ respectable young girl to cook wash and iron
private family. City references.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

OK WEST 9th ST., IN THE EEAR.-A RESPECT
cooking French ana American has no objection to pri
rate boarding house; best city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

OEC WEST 18TH STA COMPETENT GIRL AS
O,JL COOK washer and ironcr In small. family four
years. reference from last place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

7E7 WEST 18TH sT.--TWO RESPECTABLE GIRLS;
LIZ one TO wash and ron the other to chamber
york and mind chdren best city reference from last place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

O2H EAST 37TH ST. BETWEEN I'D AND Sd AVS
GoO A respectable woman In private family IL a good
plain cook, washer and ironer; best city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

EOn I'd Av.. BETWEEN S2D AND s3D Sta RE-
CCU spectacle girl to cook, wash and iron Ia private
family; good city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

O1O WEST 18TH ST., IN THE BAKERY.--A YOUNG
zig girl az cook or would do chamherwork and sewing
Can be seen for two days.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

A YOUNG GIRL WHO CAN BE RECOMMENDED,
wishas n place rs chanbcrmaid waitress IN q re-
spectacle private family in the city, Apply at Castle Garden
Labor Exchange.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

C11 EAST 9TH ST. "A YOUNG WOMAN AS FIRST
Af class cook in private family; has four years. ref
erence from her last place Ca Il FOR two days.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

ETS Cd Av., ENTRANCE ON S2D STA YOUNG
90 rrl as chanbermaid and to do plain sewing or as
waitress good operator Wheeler & Wilson's machine
excel en-. refcrence.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1870-11-08

DCf 7rH Av., BETWEEN 23p AND 2lTii STA
Zv)I respectable young girl chambermaid and wait
would mind children and assist In chanberwork best
city reference. Gail for two days.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1870-05-15
GENERAL CONFERENCE.
M. 4. church south.


MEMPHIS, May 12.-The Conference
was called to order by Bishop McTyeire.
Prayer by Rev. DR.. Hunter, of Little
Rock. NH .er "
A few new delegates are still arriving.
Col. Harris, of the Tennessee delegation,
came on this morning.
The Rev. p NJ. Pinckard, of the Mis-.
souri, Conference, a reserve delegate, ar.
rived this morning, and was greeted by
his friends.
A memorial was presented by the Bal
timore delegation asking the removal OF
the Publishing House to the city of Bal
timore. They offer no money.
The report concerning District Confer
ences is now passing item by item. These
Conferences have now become a part of
the economy of our Church. Each an
nual Conference viii determine for itself
the composition of the District Confer
ences.
Bishop James and DR.. Harris took
leave of the Conference, each making a
short speech appropriate to the occasion.
The reply of this body to their over
lures for Union will be similar to the one
made by our Bishops one year ago in St.
Louis-similar to the reply recently made
by the Baltimore Conference. l will
send you copy as soon as it is published.
The packages you send US are read
with avidity. The UNION AND AMERI-
CAN is a favorite in our corner.
TTFNIzEP
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1870-05-15
BREVITIES AND LEVPTIES.

Ode to my washerwoman-$2.5 80.
Following the hounds-their tails.
Motto of the gardeners -lettuce plant.
Courtplasters-awards for damages.
Conductors of sound-bandmast
A laborious occupation-shop-lifting.
The woman questiOn-Is he married!
''The weigh of the world"-Short
weight
What soup would cannibals prefer
A broth of boy.
Is temperance lecture synonymous
with water spout
Grocers should remember that honest
tea is the best policy.
T. Carlyle's last word for obstinate stu
pidity is ''Jackassery."
How to fire and fall back-get a gun
that kicks
A simple-ton-twenty hundred-weight
of course.
Tuneful lyre-the music teacher who
broke his engagement.
Disagreeable and impeTtinent-Huin
staring person in the face.
'Oh, Emma, don't laugh so hard, "
SAID little Boston girl of five years,
"youll break q blood steamer"
What is the difference between a fall
ing star and a fog2 One is missed in
heaven and the other mist on earth.
The Boston Post says that pay your
bill or swap coats with the scullion, is
the new hotel rule in Cincinnati.
'Well, Aleck, how's brother Ike get
ting along2n Ooh, first-rate-gOt a
good start in the world; married widow
who has got nine children. "
A passenger on an Ohio railroad was
aroused from a serene slumber the other
night, by the footing of the whistle, and
exclaimed; "The train has caught up
with those cattle again"
In New York, before witness is ex-
amined in court, the question is asked !:
''Have you ever been member of the
city government" If the reply is in the
affirmative, the Attorney invariably adds:
''Step aside, sir.
Pity It's tits true, that able as all the
women are who advocate woman suffrage
and kindred reforms from the stump,
| some of them have not taking way and
| do not make many converts. The gener-
al feeling of people after litening TO them
was correctly voiced by the Yankee who
heard one of them ''Wai." says he,
''neow there amt nuthin' very codGiR
abeout her, is theyl"
A few days ago, gentleman whose
| proboscis had been lost was invited out
to tea "My DEAR" said the good lady
of the house to her little daughter, 81
want you to be very particular and to
make no remark about Mr.. jenkins nose.
Gathered around the table, everything was
going well; the child peeped about,
looked rather puzzled, and at last startled
the tables ''AIa, why did you tell me to
say nothing about Mr.. jenkins nose; he
hasn't got any2"
A San Francisco school teacher re
ceived the following 81 hope as to my
John, you will fog him just as offin a
you kin. Heas bad BOYS John
Altho I've bin in habit of teachin him my
self, it seems to me he never viii larI
anithing-his spelin is ottragously defish
ent. Wallop him well, ser, and you vii
receiv my thanks. p. S. What accounts
for John bein SIGH scholar is that he j
my sun by my wife's fust husband. I"