The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-04-03
Morning Star and Catholic Messenger.
LEANS. SUNDAY. APRIL ;. Is7o
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WIT AND WISDOM IA

feOlack eye. S
In multitude of councillors there is w
there is folly. -
Fifty girls are wanted in a match factory
Osnkosh, Wisconsin. You can't make match
ely - you can't coax fish to bite, try your ne
sure to SUCCEED. ~" VII
WIN You have me, Sarah p said a voun
ma nan e 20 modest girl mo; but you may hay
Wake up here, and pay your lodging,~ sal
contribution box. W..
irritable ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS then, stupid
what's what's >. the next wordf What comes s' ate
cheese " Dull boy-"Mouse sir.n -''
Mamma-Now, Algy, what does A sne1,
Nos Pop, bot something very like it. Aigy
t"no mas fine ear for music Weasel. 20.
enny, you're pig" said a father to a littl,
i ;e year ola boy. Nov do you know what {
Boys boy y Aenny = YES sir; pigs hogs little
chandler having had some candles stolen
person oid MIN De of good cheer, "for in I
light" Will all come to
We'll, .Aleck, hows brother Ike oattino
4 nhtong "Oh, first-rate-got q good start i5
c cSn Moria married widow who has got nine
"Why Did He Marry Her p in the +;t,e of
neM love story Probably because he was afraid
ne didn't marry her she would sue him for
~AooCAA VI promise.
-o An English family advertises zine, airv
1ooms Win board, for gentlensen measuring "A
1eet by H." Giants and Presdents nf To- %
Mems clubs will please notice. - Eau
"a. An exchange tells of negro who insisted
That mis- race was mentioned 10 the Bible H.
s said he had heard the preacher read abont ba.D
Nigger Demus wanted to be born again.o
"Iou say, Mrs. Chibbles, that the prisoner
in the hs ws sr it i the throat
street" "That will do Cal the a next RI w rhe
h. remember no once hearing an Irishman ask
Tom !" excIa;maa pa was rogue. as it
Mens. ron me sowl, if had q warrant ao;r |
the divi1 I'd take Tom Case on Suspicion sN"
"A ta1 gatherer was observed, the other even. +
npS sa s,Jne IN corner moody, meditatixe,
<s S.a irowhfng. His work was over for the dav.
but from force of habit Coming from he my; ny, .
always always at the receipt of custom9, he was COZ
that the sum goes toward the south in The v;n. 7
ter !" We'll, don't know, massa unless he
nc, no stand the climate of the norf, and 80 am v
warmer longitude" 'P'e o
Some burglars upon entering a bouas h,.n, t
eus me nghts, and tied the occupants in diff
sadly and sns doom One took to heart
undoneW Upon which the other renIied .Tia d
come and undo me-" Anon
no ,ta sag boy stop that oxw II haven't got
already headed, sir" "Confonnd vonr INES hes al
tlnence, turn himf" Hes right side out al.
Good Good s mornns ps Max to to him. you rascal You
my brother,"-I sed to a collered nurso,, a.;.
Tou aware that you've been 'mancipated Do til
'ou realize how glorious it is to be free Toll
e, my Gear culierd brother, does it not seem ur
. you IKE some dream, or do you realize fine to
reat TACT In al! its lovin' and holy mapnitnday1 PHI
fe SEQ he would take some gn-Artemus Ward. Ju
An aPothecary's boy was lately sent to leave aW
We fowls Confused on the way. he Ieft tha it
Ills where the fowls should have gone. and tb hel
Evils at the pill place. The foiis nj, anu :ue TT,
1 the fowls were astonished at reading the ac- ma
'mpanying direction: "Swallow one eyer, exf
70 hours" O"o eHery ne,
Julius, spose dere are six chicken in coo,, 49,.
What time oh day was II ~ are dere left! sha
~ was it Why, what aab dat to do viii 10 % -.
as "A good deal, honey. If it war arteT me, "e,'
ar, dar would be none left; dat ia If VOC, lny
alened to come along that waw.n I you E1le
ely nigga jest yon stop dem personalities. - -'
le rn.ihS passion was recently exhibited in luck
eli. An old ina, ba on the occasion of flu can
nHe gay OF the funeral her neiphbors we're card
. M ,'iny IN appearing at the solemni- Office
Z; 1 might as we'll be taking few Stitches Wall
70 the gathering is taking place. Ho
primer Snag-"Look at that now BiIIv sl.;n sto
I that pear weighs pound eff it weighs an Tren
Pc. Your father doan't raise no sicb nsa @ "a
fhat, chi !" Billy Skinner-"Wen' he d Pe hs Cr
I'D pair this summer as weighs n o, nc custo
q pound" Farmer Snag-eNo. he d;dn,tn Tn
N Skinner-"I say he did, Farmor S " Cracl
vat sort of pear was it fv R;lIy SI,;nnS with
", 1t might be pair O. chickensi Wh-oonu ~
3absent-minded old bachelor is in the bah;+ ho'
4 ne comes home to tea, of putting the ket0 ' NJ
Il the stove aud taking o snooze until tho WI
eY begins to sing, when he would 9et mn wy
afake his tea. The other evening hsing y Il
Prostrated on account of old Simpkins;s | I;i
aPter cutting" him on the street he MT 'i % a.
iGttle on the lounge and got on the stove h.;n
FIJI and never discovered his mistake mil o1S
syan to sing. NO III vi BY
ANNA" said a little boy "is il yviclsed n sonnet
n -, certainty, replied mamma s'I feeble
n 'ai neNer near you use such o word - school
Il Il 1, rs IL wicked to say milldar.i | pendel
!; ~, or amsterdam "Why no INV eco
,rn ose are common words and are per- Biz il
proper" Well" returned six wear Old "Ws
oia cow IN the barn has just got turnin scratch
tnroat, and If you don't hurry out tbere this mo
ASt'nn neao on desk W
en- the great American aloe. belongnr IL Cfac
an Rensselaer,. of AIhanv $500, D;;nongng TO his POI
York on exhihit;on 80 A@Vlng peen In down t
under the care Of ~ s on iIs way mp the Her
tleman strnck With gu ue e OF Keeper, tIOld +
nrss e of many inquiries regarding it. IN Mrs. se
sTbo Ihe passage the inquirer remark lar note
nnt ss pant belongs to the cactus family b~,
elaer famijS sir; it bolongsfo the Van fore had
~ ~ '"e reply. dollars
rlsoner being broughtfp in court tb. fo, 80,
dialogue passed hat w., - y, ohe Aol- now p,