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White Slaves.

There seems to be an impression
among great many people that some
body is doing them grievous wrong,
unless they are able to make a liberal
livelihood, and only work one third Of
the time. There was an old edict once
passed by an authority that Is much
condemned now, which declared to
mankind that "by the sweat ofthy brow
shalt thou eat Bread" but our age has
outgrown such restrictions, and all
classes of people have concluded to earn
their bread on easier terms, or at least
abuse somebody roundly, whether such
person be the right one or not, provided
the bread is not abundant or is hard to
come at.
We are always glad to find toll well
reeompensed, and wish to encourage
every increase of the wages of labor,
and would be pleased if eight hours
work could be made to produce as much
pay as ten. But we utterly despise the
man who wants to get of with eight
hours work when he can do ten, and
who laments il he cannot indulge his
penchant for laziness. No man would
think of working only eight hours if he
were laboring for himself, and the great
error of our entire system is that it is
the custom to pay mechanical labor by
the day instead ofpaying it by the hour
The world is entitled to all aud the best
efforts of which every man is capable,
and is cheated ifitdoes not receive themi
whereas he can justly claim the reward
everything that he does.
To restrict labor of any kind to fix
cd limit is an outrage and oppression
where il is not a folly or a crime, One
man is capable of working twelve hours
at severe manuel toll. Why should he
not be permitted to do so and to draw
a proportionately larger return than the
feeble individual who is exhausted in
half the timel Were a lawyer, an ed
itor, o doctor, or a farmer, to make q
rule that he would not begin work till
ten o'clock and would leave off at six,
no matter whether the columns were
empty, or the patients were dying, OF
the clients were in prison, or the crops
were rotting, how long would it be be-
fore such lunatic would be in the poor
housei And yet, were builder, sore
pressed to complete his contracts, to ask
mechanics to commence work at five
O'Clock and not leave off till seven, pro,
vided he paid them extra, he woult
probably be refused. We have no pa
tience with laziness, and yet our natioI
seems to be deiiying lazinOss into |
god.-N. Y CihseH.
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The Cincinnati Times jubilantly an
nounces, with double-headed emphasis,
that Mr.. David A. Wells is to take
the stump at the West, in the coming
campaign; and likewise that is the aim
of the Free Trade League to bring
him out as candidate for the Presi-
dency in 1879! Here is richness! But
really we are afraid Mr.. Wells will re-
gard the inte resting announcement as
premature. How can Gov. Hoffman be
expected to keep in office a man likely
SO soon to become so powerful rival7
And besides, if great achievements in
Mr. Wells's peculiar line are to become
recommendations for the Presidency f,
who shall protect Wells from the rival
ry of Delmar. IN, Y Tribune,
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The hue and cry now being raised
about Chinese emigration in this coun-
try by mouthing politicians, is simply
unworthy the American character, We
have thrown our banner to the breeze
with "no prescription" written upon its
every fold, aud have Justify declared on
the 4th Of July and other occasions,
that this country was "an asylum for
oppressed Of all nations" and we can
not consistently go back upon the poor
Chnaman who comes to this country
in search of that liberty and happiness
which we have proclaimed to tho world
is the inaienable right OF all men.
Chinese emigration will be influenced
by natural causes, as is all other emi'
grafton, and any Legislative attempt te
retard it will not only be shame, but
an impotent farce.-E'rchangc.
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- THE GREAT CAUSE
Human Misery.

Just Published in Sealed Envelope. Price Ola.
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Epilepsy, and Fits: Mental and Physical Inca
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The world-renouned author, in this admirable
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that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may
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Sent under seal, in q plain envelope, TO any
address, on receipt of six cents, or two postage
stamps, by addressing the publishers.
Also, DIR. CULVERWELL'S Marriage GUIDE
pIlce 25 cents Address the publishers,
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The Ohio State Pententiary has a
prisoner called the "irrepressible horse
thief" who has spent seventeen years
iD prison.
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UNDERTAKING.

have q first class Hearse, and will keep
Cofins, of all sizes and qualities, always on hand.
Funerals attended. Terms low.
Orders for Collins by Railroad promptly at
tended to.
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.u,nE FIKKLEs& LYoN SEWING MA
CHINE, NTH Dr:p Feed, new Taie-up,
new Hemmer, &C., -is now. offered TO agents
on more liberal terms. Alfo, Secondhand
Machines in exchange, orr the new inn
provenents applied
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and IL Tho purehaser dees not 30 regard it
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money fof6ndss
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visit llslou tfbut;n6 eIfsalars, ex-
3plait 4 Tie 4 n <ale, ete 8 ete., who
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~ st. Cloud, Mimi, Nov. S, 1870
Complaint having been entered 1t This once BY
aeonard his hoacn aga,nst 80 r as.n
-, 1868, upon the northwest quarter Of section
township III, range 80, In Morrison County
-, ny: the said parties are hereby summoned to
appear at this officeonthe 23D DAY OF DECEMBER
leI0, at 10 O'Clock N the forenoon torespond and
furnish testimony concerning said alleged abandon
'ment.% G. "A, GILMAN ReQister
howl. 6WeLass- f.O. MCCLURE. Reoeiys~
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In addition, The JOURNAL
will contain it's usual variety
Of State and General N ews,
Agricultural Inf on, Lo-
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from home and from abroad,
Correspond ence, etc, etc.
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NOfICE-u. s. LAND 0fHiCE,

NOElCE-U. s. LAND 0f1lCE, -!EE
IN s.. Cloud, MINI, Eov.25, 1870.
Complaint having Ieen entered at this olaee BY
F. Bretzke against Andrew Z. Smith for abandoning
his Homestead Entry No. 4e44, dated 1an.sl, 1865
upon nw section II, townp 12l, range o. nstearns
ssid enay: the said parties aere1y summoned to
appeal at tais Office on the 18TH DAY OF JANY, 1871
at o'clock in TIE forenoon, respond and furnish
I testimony concerniag.saio alleged abandonment.
c. A. GILMAN, Register,
i, deC!,6wI 49, r5:ET C.iMcCLURE. Receiver
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~ I'D ~ thst bsffore, bst 81
IN liars Ho Looked tho emboais
net Sc fry
Is leave him bound 10 the daughter
house was ont Of question and No dared
mol sst him 81 liberty Nothing re-
manned but to march him home between
-. ss s
Bas IS We approa ched him ho made
! desperate lunge and burst tho cords
with which he vas bound. With al.
most incredible quiekness he sprang
az ths boux out Il which tho serpent
AAd rolled, and which evidently con-
80 thins 81. 40 seiaed II,
Sspaans through IN open window and
m rapidly toward the river. We
I III the dad o. and serpent, and gave
shass. But he reached tho bank BE-.
foes ~ did, and With yell Of defiance
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NoT1cE-u.s.LAND oyF1cB,

NIU41VE.-Uslb -IANU O1llCB, q =.
IN 81. Cloud, MIMI, Dec. 3, 1870.
Complainthayin been made at this ofRceby Mich
ael Murphy against Jonathan Shaw for abandoning
1865, upon the svL mel seL nv1< NJ seZ sec. H.
tom La, range 30, in etearns co., MIMI, with !
siswto thecancslatSon ofsaid entry IN said parties
1orH DAY OF JANUARY. ISL, % 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon torespond and furnish testimonyconeerprR
said SUPERINTENDENT. ~
c. A. GILMAN Register.
dec86w3stsSSt& 4. q MCCLURE. Receives.
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VALUABLE PREMIUMS,

It IS our desire to have
The JOURNAL reach every
house old in. Northern. Min
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abroad as we'll. 81.
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NOTICE.
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stimulus Of conscious defeat goading them,
and at the exhibition of 1862 they proved to
have distanced their French rivals who had
suffered from the lassitude of conscious
periority. But yet third trial occurred at
the Paris Exposition of 1867, and it appeared
that the French had very nearly made up
their lost ground, and that the once success
ful English were on the point of again being
left behind In precisely similar way, vic
tory is succeeded by inertness in war, and
defeat produces ambitious effort. Frederick
the Great, the progressive practitioner of war
in his day, beats the French at Ros-
BACH Napoleon, the great military inventor
of the next age, wins Jena against men
who were walking in the old paths under the
old lsurels. And now Moltke, applying the
accumulated results of the thought toll. and
skill of the Prussisn military caste, brushes
an entire army under the nephew of Napoleon,
which was not only sleepy sfter its triumphs
in the last great war, but had been specially
de bilitated by the modern art of puff. Pray
ing for military success stands therefore on
pretty much the same footing as praying for
the discovery of a new mordant or a new in
gredient to improve the translucency of glass.
Mere muscle and mere courage are gradually
becoming about as useful as the strength and
vigor of railway navigator in the operative
of cotton factory. But brain, money, and
Humbers, with the forces of nature to help
them, are giving each nation in turn the
power of tearing the others to pieces.
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AuO ZION SALES,
M THOMAS & SONS, AUOTIONEERs N0s
Nl 139 and 141 s. FOURTH Street.

M THOMAS SONS, AUOTIoNEERs. NOS.
Nl lso and l4l $. FOURTH Street.
Sale on the Premises, Ne ibl4 North Broad street
ELEGANT RESIDENCE, IE, AND HANDSOME FUR
Rosewood Piano Forte, French Plate Mantei Mirror
Handsome Administer Velvet, English Brussels
and other Carpets, etc.
on Monday Morning,
NOV. 2l, at 10 O'Clock, by catalogue, the en- ire
Previous e the sale Of Furniture will be sold The
ELEGANT RESIDENCE, 25 feet front, 100 feet
deep.
Catalogues now ready. 1i1sH
Sale No 29s south Eighth street
NEAT HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE, CARPETS,
On Tuesday Morning,
Nov %, at 10 O'Clock, by catalogue, the nat wal
nut dining-room and chamber furniture cottage
chamber furniture, hair aud spring mattre ses, wal
sils, carpets, etc. Also gas-consuming and coHk'ng
stoves. 1I19S
SALE OF REAL ES FATE AND STOCKS.
November %, at IL O'clock noon, at the Exchange,
MADISON No. Q2s-Genteel Dwelling.
LoCusT, No. 1lO6-Store and Dwelling
PEARL in the rear of the abovel-Dwelling.
BAINBRIDGF, No. 31S-Store and Dwelling.
PINE, No. 78s-Modern Residence.
PINE, NO I26-Modern Residence.
GASKII.L, No 316-Brick Dwelling.
GuiLFoRD, No 6l51Brick Dwelling
FIIBERT, No. 727-Brick Dwelling.
PINE, No 1807-Brick Dwelling.
CHEsNUT, No 8244-Elegant Residence.
Bucks COUNTY, Falls township, near Tulytown-
Valuable Farm, 1O2k acres
FRANKLIN, No. S65-Modern Residence.
NINETEENTH (North), No. 732-Modern Residence
FRONT (Northl, No. 1063-Genteel Dwelling.
WYOMING AVENUE, Twenty ward-Vaiua-
BILE Lot.
SEVENTEENTH South Of Oxford)-Building Lot
MOVER, N. E. OF Ots-Buiidng Lot.
DOCK, No 224-Naluable Store.
STOCKS, ETU.
27 shares Camden and Atlantic Railroad preferred.
10 do. do. do. do. common
200 shares Union Car Spring Manufacturing Co.
14CO shares McOlintoel vile Petroleum Co.
4 M
ship Co.
30 shares Pennsylvania Co. for Insurance on Lives
and Granting ADnuities.
"a shares Pennsylvania Steel Co.
100 shares McClintockville Petroleum Co
80 shares National Bank OF the Republic. II 1S 81
100 shares Central National Bank.
Catalogues now ready.
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ROOFING.
CUTLERY. ETO.

DODGERS d WOSTRNHOLMS POCKET
1GKNIyES, Pearl and Stag handles, and
beautiful finish; Rodgers, and Wade
Butchers Rszors, and the celebrated Le-
coultre Razor; ladies' Scissors, In cases,
OF the finest quality Rodgers Table Cutlery, Caryers
ana Forks, Razor StrOps Cork Screws etc. Ear In
struments to assist the hearing, OF the most ap-
proved construction, at p. MADEIRA'S,
No. 11b TENTH Street. below Chesnut
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1870-03-31

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DIDN'T LIKE THE EScusE.ATbe
Hartfort Post has o story. of deacon
who got drunk in New, YORK on the
4th of July. It Wassat q time, when
ice was unknown IN summer in the
country. The deacon confessed his
fault, but pleaded in palliation that IL
was a prodigfously hot day, and the
lemons and ice in the punch did look
SO cool and inviting that he couldn't
resist the temptation, and he supposed
he did actually drink to. intoxication.
A low browed brother on a back seat
listened attentiyely and incredulously
to the defence, and at its conclusion
rose. "I hajnt no objections . said
he, "to mans getting drunk, if he
owns up to it, and is sorry for it, that's
a thing all mems liable to, and p'raps
some times he can't help it, but when
tn deacon comes here and undertakes
to excuse himself in any. such way+
as that-talking about seeing ice in
July. .s1oDf5 go f'sststf'1slsa'l lIi'1
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A MAN brought before a justice Of
the peace charged with some petty of
tense pleaded in extenuation natural
infrmity. 5if f.sl ssh
II should have made considerable
figure in the world, judge said he,
"if l hadn't been fool, it's dread
full draw back to a man. oHllas@
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JOSH BILLINGS ON CoURrrSe.

Courtin' like sailin,, is delightfa
bisness, where yu hev an open see. tfs
wind in yur favor, and yu are boulir
along toward the port Of matrimony
Ey-five nots an hour.
In courtin,, however, there is some.
umes Hurser storms to wether than
even the sailer drempt ov; he'd winds
and heEy sees in the shape of stern
parlnts hidden rocks and reefs in the
form Of other luvers, with sum chance
oE bein driv onto lee shore by the
gal herself
Yet under ordinary circumstances
luver will IN dew kourse ov time,
fetch port II he is kontinually on
NJ guard against dangers, with one
eie on the starboard and the other ON
liiz kumpass.
a CRATE many luVers being wrong;
they think that if they wupce git
pinted fof-the gurl's hart. 1t il enuff
SO they hist up anker, crowd on sale |
az and the fust they kno, they are into
the brakers, orthey cut to see under
jury masts, with the konsoline refec-
shun that the cruze il up.
u the gurl is an orphan and willin,.
or If she Il of age, with twenty (
thousand in her own rite. it iz safe
comparatively, to run along side and
grapple her at wunee.
But unless yu hey made up vonr
mind to support yourself, partly at
least never undertake this mode of
attack onto less than the above sum.
heV cum to the konclushun. after
1ty-nine years ov careful study. that
t is better to run away with twenty
thousand gal than tn try tn live on
Nv and stern parint's kusses exklu- p
isely. VEL -
Iu be successful in courtin'. then
hesluyer must learn to nayigate, ,hiz in
ark i1tu the pafint'sl favor lust as
much az intu the gurl's; and let me
sil you. sighin' yuth, yu have got tn C
cram up" on navigation to. do this.
After aeluyer vunee gifts over these
bstrukshuns into smooth water and -
II winds, he. can sail into married
fe nke streak of chain litenin down
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18th the paint and the outside oy vur
use, rDnt learn whether she il see
orthy and if she is, get out your
'pers' sign the bill ov laden, and
lnchs 1l out.intu life, q happy cuss.esT