, 1870-04-17
AEW YORK.
singular Innovation of +ho
Empress of the
French.

e AVsatAoA OF tn
~ Empress of the
French.
II Hint to Doctors-.-A Foreig
J" Official in Trouble.
. Ane Latest Thing Mt Dime
~ Parties, I'm Hair nud
~ Heels.
u tfhoH ouR sFsc1lL oo1nEsrusprvr.1
14t. NEW YORK, April IL
~ seeenehnent, that the Empress Eugeni
, .Ms Sess sonetimea appsars twice in The s.rD
"! ~ the aame dress, which via neyer III
ee oetoss. Roni II the Holy Fathar's Of
s''naeJ In the matter Of inf.nibHty, and . cat,
,epuc NJ or two On the part Of Napoleon M.
tI:'a.e E1ouent such change, what visions o
onsslol 1elief, what glitnpees ot AillsnniL fres
1oan md release, VIII tbs ce.tasn burstin1 a
ne f1osn now gathering over Europe atfor,i
me nafushipa Of tbs 1araeltish pcople. biader
" taeaf captoss to make bsicta without ntr,v
Hese nothing in comparison with tho honc1,ss
saass assigned by "custom" and Mru. Gnnd,
to their half'rcluctaut, hall -consentins c,nti,e,
every day, i'@'s'
Altef eoJourn Of 1orne months amono tbf.
unnappT people, an able to present to MN
tne result Of careful study, discovery "a
st.itane IN its magnitude, and 80 moucntons
IN Its possible results, that the bare meution
OF It ~ll b sufficient to bring the blush al
anane to tho cheek Of every degenerate son
OF Hs;nAptus Now, my dsas TRIBUNE, you
@ psuosog xnoM sonenhat about 'snarves ;"
nag, with vcu8eance,-And posr;h1y vono
VIC n1s them on occa1ions;" but thst VIM
s9ontd Know even tho names or the n,,rna,s1,s
~ under tbs i'd Of the Paodora's boz n M M
| I % 90 7apposed fof moment. Not 90 orr.
Preaous lot Of owls they arc, to b. r,,n. -
cne % these modern wiseaaea, With sp,ctse
c,es q npee, counting my lady'a pulse, And e1.
1s IN ~ nsr tongue, and then presclibins
sn S1 q t. ssMessds o pills md ten doaes Of vsles
Msda1ne.' Dear soul! I wonder Il X bs.
neveT occurred to him to tn 1 patent Ara ~o a~0
aneuiahe1 On ye1uyius In the 1uidst nf -
sas sapaes - VIZ ko1 + T. Monsieur sp 10 Modieia
= he ought to be, instead of rile as.f4t;d. SH.
ano oetsstAhle valtsian, he would orilar nsH
ufee- hundred dollar Ipt;px costume
70 be administered tnmesli.tHly - md 10
Jos what triumph OF skill o1er uastrune
would s teH tSpa t7Spi ts.a, and Ge1eFd uPsetiyeness
md called to diagnose : caso OF this Ind ~
should simply Say, my dear Ms, - en-
ihave gnsssinea shoek; you have boeu de1ied
ieo.nesnnf s upon which you have 80. your too |
1s1ea 1saiiEe 4 tbs het }our husband pethaps h
soi 1oW delicate organization" i lev sy1nn.s
1het1c 1uins. judcously interspefsed Eopid
soo the business; and, "a sure as Won Ityr ort
wooia PEP ne tush, md, to my professional
191caaon, hhou1d heir, u we'll ~ the sols
Ny husband il 10 unkind. Thia mo,1inH
Then told him ! must hAre avo hQndrod da1.,
I1s ior particular purposo, his yioleuca nnit.
A1meo mo- and oh, Doctor! be s6oEnn.
,koTea,hed put me On an allowance: md b.
'1s e. suca IN ofeadipl habit Of keeping bis word"
remedy; A few York Hppocsa.es Or Chiesro
tAlen, hAvnt doubt, would st.rt At nnrS g.
: aot,-eomething After the manner Of 4 rinre
sf no.sa 70 II eircua1sound the circle Of valerian-
nc ND " ~ xsonoaia, @ Honmans Anodne, chlo1al,
*ea1ef N Htomach, and certainly no stronger
- TO nerves, than when he began. WIZ danst
lne3 tSA the TRUTH Whit rr1u in his aanaes
Mouio " haatste, Il told BY that o.acIe, tho fam-
y na5;kcan, thss his wife wanted the parlors
T..
anlcss he indn1ged her, her nerves would mr..
et. &na the result be bill from him I'm Al. |
,91aa GnuAoca larger, Perhaps, than Worth'a ar |
AAsSonaf u! No man, unless be were An idiot:
na,s Tmea - am inclined to think about half The
y their bosoms to be turned into nnehines
o1 oieeatu8 head-pfl1s BY the pound. and i
q aanfSe-aoves e watsr b the gallon, That Dr. H.
y - = may h!e on Fifth avenue, and driYo {
6eSiuus}y tha s1+~rt - .h,.h .t.
mag u increasing, il alarming. Just as sure- =
~ Te1anch1nent 1e attarppked nv fathers
na 9nsbsoda, lust 70 surely do tho wives y
he ~ gaaaeaIcss ia4 into the dumps, run after
7 ettnulants. Cut OF faahionable wom,n,e
uppaea, snd- with them, her accustomed i
oa1ces 81 eajoymeut and exc;tameut md : .
core nstplesa Victim Of laantude md tnnui !
would be difficult to find ;
1he Custom Houee ofsis1a rnuaa q d;..,~- | II
" not long ttnce, that GRATED quita afut4er !
oong certain set Of women who Affect for +
~ oa1caAA, no matter how low .ths eraie
no VINO would receive His Satanic hs}eetys :,
pae e ssnss,. wth open arms, provided be
be Consul from : South American stsie. II
Anosome as Adonis, polite a. Cheatar6aJS ] p,
n r;staa ,t;s.aaooe = y Orsay, was the great card
~ !. ~ M,nsa.. MhsTever one went, ono was So
@ oVes % 80 meet ss,saR hin. n No aaeable-eutson II
anecaAte - his no c1avat 10 rayiehdne in :;
'l9Ia and beoo1ningnesa, no violatn ~ Tea.h III
n i15aF1ant a those IN the top huttonhole Of m
e L.. iS.t nsast q hia dress,coas. But Whist did
apld customs deth The volu1ntnoua chr.
opoaasoee carried On between this Fenue- As
an and certain parties IN Europe sssrscted Is
. asenaon o. the Post of1ce officials,
und TO contain lacss Of e1auisite ousiitv snd ~
aAt vAluA- Curtain tpstuutions ss !, ~ ~
epoatson Of the laces, and allusiops to othcra
nt oelo5e, proved without : doubt thst tho
- n.s OF great extent md lpng standing. n
= a uaama3eolatelJ. a3elJ. He protested yafen,er1tIv VI
nnss tne at1ests declAred he knew nothng a.
ook We IAces, And thst time ronjd vindic.te au,
! ~ ha p5ofe hte innocence. No inyitat tions Bui
70 had tolRent Rp@ fe'12xl e.. Ihs very venen
'ss saatlt ume @ and again, under ths yurv nosna 4
eussoms ~ officers With fifty ti1nee ths 1slus vi
. ne i iacss stuffed into, pads and fnss A
y :, ana Ss,,s gone up into nick babies; bnt ~,
i ~ 1@na roa found out, and he ms. III II
meFated himself trpua 20 dishonor,Hhie H . 40
49, s.,,n A. seaa never do to oountenance him. aga
~ 9A te*nlted in Gimuphsat II. =.
a = 1nefsl It b ont now, thousfa / did IN Nan
verdict Dsae fsotaer s p;ge betofe announcing r.
- tke you throus the ha1nino' 5 rbnle Tfn -.
- n1ne you IN 1t tbs death, lust IA ehe S1e -.
= h;s IN her loTes'a asuns, f1To minutes l III
,aa-. - tssuln 1rom ten years' residence On "
MI, ,aana1 do; children's stories x1e
4ueu I.e1 neef, Where ererybody liree In pe.ce
cues ~ greaae, and gets buried In nots o}
w. ~ doao.tuse,n IL almost "A hapny A
1 Ut nero WAS After all only tho v;ctin1 Of loEi
piaoed confidence and mans inhurnsuity to ~
- !, = ~ Maeh countless millions noun. 4 X
~ w ~ 1aa y, co1atHman, under cover Of the yerv
~ esns;n, e Consul had. it ras discovered, stlfi
lacas. of rhicl, 10 heAtaasise tade IN amug- and
sne owner Of the convenient nom Il, {enn. ..s
:. AZ ooon ~ ~ AFeet Was made the tho 1
- eupat d'sappeared for parts unmnrn ms
ute oaf giass OF faahion and mold OF for,n n he
- oos OF Uncle sam'a clutches il be could Hnt
siys dinn.1 v numerous e7'ssancea Of psop1e esr
81 Ells ~ fs-s ta9 hopeless nt1&cta- fmee
a xnterrd III ~ 0se, Inc greatest uron
eaun with gold lettering, pink md siltnr hr;II5s
'u. 'u1 and god, hid III been tied In VII inr .,
~ ne oonouous slip that smack "a eySls
81 Of Restaurant and hotel is AMONG M ciss.;
= That Tere. When yuu come 10 So~ 1T
and md beautiful fover on your nlsta form,
.lnet, aont put It to your noss or In ronr Md.
of H. 1;ttto !asS ouen spf7ug In the her b
- !, noe ntao SUI bug nesting in the con- he &
!. On lttia 49,, a1 X N1ns WI toll ute begin
. mestnrs :" AAoooa no Wider than cd ha
Arnold Constable hid m ons, rnt r.,
anefe Eaa nothing new IN The WAT Of - II :
, s,rs. a.cept n1ngo nado Of ane splu III
I'D With III. ~ 1r;n. = kk " cdso4res were thing
n rnfraxl -ht.e - t+.HA' 4a0 one OF | who
J. Wifi d.a.. - oi1cL deAr3 elk | c1ceH
sna9 garments Of black 1ilk fhe e,rpe shsn..
" be the most fashionable SONS tririm,
4 of *, s"ss. "ese9 Ne mage IN dluetent but on
ID roinr ~ haoN so.ea tH osLsnec, eTA room
" .rd 80" s 1eus f1o4es Aho InAuSe, or beat b
~ asSeat y bait bonnet, hAN-ronnd-h1t hss H.