The sun., 1870-10-21
81 BE1 MS.
pair Of tiglts-Two draukards.

"A pair Of tiglts-Two drunkards
W hen taken to be well si,Rkon--pon-
The new watchword of the Manhattan Club
schon out.
The balloonists IN Paris are perfectly inflated
with their success
-Ex-Marshal Ryndcrs denies that ho has any.
thinE TO do vita the slnderpest
-Euc6nIe was not composer Of fashions,
though she sometimes sot the types.
The German brewer. OF New York are about
to form a" Vat Ment Assecia,ioi."
Grand trunk railroads-Ah the railroads In
the country during the Saratoga .cason.
Hens are said 20 lay their eggs IN the day
time because at nightthcy a~' toosterS.
go" My deeds upOn my head" az the lawyer
ssd wren he put his pa crs IN his hat.
Some girls arc like old muskets they use o
good deal OF powder, Dut won't 70 of
All children commenced the practice ~ me-
ehanies early In life nv cutting teeth.
1t is said that Plus TX was an excellent Pops
in nis day, but rs getting into his sncerdotaro.
More tourists have loat their lives in Europe
during the past summ'r thal IN the last teu years.
The first book of the Ihad has been trans
lated int mod arn Creek 70 se By N. Kr,.topoulIs.
The railways Of this country arc said TO US
1900 acres Of gooi timber every wear for seopcr-
A man in Boston is so short that when ho is
al he doesn't know whether he has heala he or corns
The Boston reporters talk Of gettig no a new
badge and som ,"sts pump In actiyl in)ti,n
-"Wcll, madam, what do you hold on this
question offcnala suilrlgc?" "slr Ih,,l my t,ngua"
An old mau is easier to rob than u Young
because his locks generally ,ow aad his gali
bgoecn.
Preceding tho list Of marriages. q Chicago
paper 'a'si rho following Is list oil ean1ilatcs for
'Nufoc.'
Sixty members of ah educational institute ia
Maine recently s2sucl calorpnllr s0Y1uLsau Ilnlr.
ct ways.
-SuIrogIte lluichngs says ho adult. that
"Nlcrc the'c't a wal theresa way" but not q way ~
- cut Of a., he Court know. lt.elG
Among the premiums oierol ut a county f.ir
IN kcnmosy 1t one OF Sl for thl nlAt}t pl.c, pIt on
an Old garment oy unmarried woman.
"A lodsing-h0u. Uses " fur.
Nth gentlemen u.ot.,,I. room,
aso, one or two -Ht...U ... .L wlyo,'
From certain hilt,o? IA tho southern part
Of razeNcl countY, H., waar1 IN ylsiJa ovon.i. Jt
tvcuty miles, notlilg can b. -col but corn
Mr.. Albert Bu,bouc hauog told his hudlaiy
IN piAo thNt hl hti f0upd tho Key OF tho Universe,
'he d'molouadod Inn by $50 nsItt was ho u.s. ,cy.
-Fulton, Of llgcrbccr guiding notorl.ty ID
the same reyercnl gcnu gn''n wao dalpuuc4I w., les
Dickens, and dcncl IL, 20 s,ui ny ofhs b.my Chus
tlan.
-"hassr Tom Mass1 Tom O Mass Tom,
hoUS gw nc 70 ct 7lJwn 90. l.lIer'' q, .. ..II
yppnr n.er trlm tl' TOP ntl uay hpuII. Npua
down tlestno way yDu wcu a., you tl1rsH.r o.. roe
p'i'd tho rnlstcr. ru nlnf up 70 SCI wat ... 9n
matter. Do same wpy ., como up, Nt' tIu''
Yes, corfplnd ynn alIdlnL b'tpirnrttt .'.."
'W,l n lmrt mpt' Aad dDSA can. Do ltuJ
dlrNcy head focmost
One dark night, not long ago, a blt-l.r e"-
tered pr yatc house In S.Nthayvuuc. onascruduEod
~ 'hi u 7tll's no o1'arY1I u3ht ~ aClAp ar, anu
wn,l' hestatlnt what 20 d., a la'po woman ..ldWV
d"rcnled upon hu, scl,oI uim W rio trIAt itc.d
nh down throuth the h,ll, and pushed hin INTO 'ao
street hofoie he II u time 70 thnK "il"roio .H'u'o
Ol burglar Oy a swomaa,' tho way tlos"lY AP
peared In tho papers next DAY Bui wnoniryH '"lh
aud congIatu ated ncr up.u her conIo-c $40 st
6uWod, uJoducts WeciJus d'dn" .Go~ ave-
OurglAr. II had, should hayo uo,n With'' rp "ni
TO death. | u' ught II ~cs ny "muwd "". ""u's
drum ugnin and was d'truuiued ho sboul"n1 ''H "
the house ~ that condition"