The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1870-10-14
NeMsnancr Subscribers.

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First come tho
VpplGHTs.- arc men who take v
pay for them. and read y
them. Observe the order in which these.
things are done: The pay comes firs,-
Ithe reading next. These men consider !!
they. get the worth Of their money III II
lihe bargain. 1t seems as fair and Just 10
them that the newspapers should DC paid
for as IL barrel OF sugar or new coat.
IThcy never entertain any other opinion.
When the year runs out, or iittle De-
fore. they are on hand with the pay.
There is no more difficulty with them IN :
Remembering this period, than sunday I!
or the first of January. Ii one OF ue,h ,
wishes 10 stop his paper, he either calls
Ipr writes letter by his postmaster IN
due season, like a man. Inns class Is
lucar to the heart of the editor. lnelr
I;nayc is cn,balmed in his warm aifcc.
Itions. May they live Thousand years,
,,uI see tlicir sons SONS to the fourth
generation. - |,
no oWrLI.s.-This class is nearly relat-
lcd IN the other so near. that it is hard 10
ltell where one begins aud The othcr chus.
: l''hese men always pay in advance III the
and intend to do so continu-
lily. Uut memory fails Il little. or some
| ,.i.han intcrvepcs, and time runs by.
n. .nmc,;mes little sometimes for quite
!. II unr;od. I,u. their recollection, though,
-.nnld;ur occasionally, never gets sound
..la.lorn. II pronouuces the word in due
n time "The printer is not paid; and
@ f,rthN i'll, their will Ia do well kindle III
C Ia activity. Now comes the pa! ing up
Il Meant "a do so before. Don't mean TO
,fl,ct such thing pass by" Apublisher can
Olive with such men. They have warm
D. MACE in his memory only little back
l. III thc Uprichts. If such a man dues III
" orrenrs. his wife or his sons remembers
e. that he NAV not have paid up for his
Sc nc,vspopcr. and forthwith institutes IN
r. nuirics. They remember that part oi
c. No benefit was theirs. and estate or no
lie estate. see that ihc printers bills are no
d. .nou., their fathers unsettled accounts
y! Next come the :.
utl E,sy DoEgs.-Thcsc men beicvc u
otl,cwsuapers. They have fully settled /!
,lci;. their own minds that newspaper }
ARA onod thinr. They take tlscsss,- too.-
W Sometime at the first they pay up 10
IN the first wear at any rate they mean 't
m nrcttv soon. If they have done 80. the
ias i, lowa with the comforting convic,i"
nj iI,al their newspaper Is now settico ,or
be aud tl,is idea having once cot nv" ,'c'
,rk heads refuses obstinatelv to he dIs!o12c'
lint Lccrs its hold from year TO year,
,av,,uuh o,,cc--now an illusion. gra! ~
be- rheumatic with wears. The editor, mari
ass. iny il,c elongated and c.onga'lng sra'
.ho In The accounts current oi their doiia'
eirlhec;ns 10 ask IL they are dead or ha'
ices ,,or., ~ (,,,;tornia. Now hc begins
the trnl.e hills at them. They suddenly sta
heriun 70 the reality that they are III arcar
our and like men, as they are at tne po.,o'
ing nav M. They never dispute his biiis
tl,e ,hcv Inow books tell better stories tn;
,us- -,noss-covcrcd memories. IL the ~,
nest sL,r has faith enough, or a long pur'
ncr- and can live like alternating bear,
ain may survive this class. But II he
ace. mortal only. woe he to ''im,
Is of The next class is that OF the
rid Dowx uuIrgs.-Ilcrc we begin
and s,;de ovcr 10 the other side. The plctu
aud suddenly gets sombrc. We shall q
nok. ,'a,ch Tho Down Killers suddenly. y
.s of If those NAV take n paper because W
lem, wants one. or the children are zcaions
i'm road II. or a ncighbor pcrsuadcs ID
n is when Il begins to come, he tisnlisscs
has .na,,"hts about il further. If the cdi
willIsenJs a man directly TO him at the c
nm. or two or three years, he may get SO
de- nav for his paper, but with grows,
smr,v looks. lie never pays any DEBT
: ap-he can get rid of II. and newspa
The ic,st of All, Still. he hates lawsuits, .
nsis- coustables. aud all that. a dun mas
same effect on him that bullet has Q
l,;mnono;amus CHANGING from his n
l for nr sinking into the blubber harml
lie is always sliding down hill, and 8
'unty mcrccs into another class. that OF !,
Tnr Nix Cum RoUsE.- No matter
using this man began his subscription, ne
or pays for it-not he. "lie don't
ing to % W" rovcr iid like IL. lie didn't wal
dol IN thc first place. aud told the post'na
so. He sent back one more than
ablish So. o hos;Jss. Inc never began to tai
cncfit, M, VII, . long timc after it came, an
hadr't had only two or three OF then
sitors anv rate, and those lac hadn't re
Wipc him OIL.
lble Of cn.,rsu.rr.-It Is enough to go
him tint he never fails 10 have = ~
- II rancr-two or three Of them. VINE
J. -. - ihinks they have come about
u !, ~" s"a cnomeh for the publisher to want
aaorH. - 81. no sends back with stop t." y
wnur takes up his quarters and leaves Tor
your 49, -, Ito does not want to