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The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1870-06-06
Professor ]. L. CABELL, NJ. d., OF the Cniyersit
Of Virginia, Resident Physician.

This renowned Watering Place will be open to
visitors June lst, under the management OF Jas
A. NCCLCNG. No cXnense or elinrt has been, or
will be spared TO make these SPRINGS attractive
to both tile invalid AMI the pleasure seeker.
The BATHS vary in temperature rom 50 TO ioV
degrees fareniIeit. The value OF these Ihcriiiai
Waters is not eycellcd by any waters on The
globe.
Descriptive pamphlets containing q full account
of these Springs, aud certificates OF numerous
cases cured, or relieved. can be had on aPplicl'
non to the Manager, az the Springs, OF 10 D. Z.
TARDY & CO., Richmond. Virginia.
Telegraph 0nlcc in the Hotel.
S. Z. TARDY. owners,
mlv2G-1inO
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@-A GRAND EPOCH IN SCIENCE

@-A GRAND EPOCH IN SCIENCE
From the time when in 1894, DR.. RUGGE discov-
cred "Carbouc AcIdm and its extraordinary medi-
cal effects nothing In the history OF Medicine has
equalled it. Largely used by the French physl-
clans in treatment Of consumptlve and scrofu-
lous Diseases it was introduced by the Court Ply
sician Of Berlin, MAX ERNST HENRY, into Prus-
sIa, and from thence to the United States. No.
thing else Of the present day can equal HEN
RY's SOLUTION OR CARBoLIC CONSTITUTION
RENovAToR. Patients get better after only one
dose has been taken, and we cordially recommend
1t to the pubic.-TEdItor "Argus." Ian17 Tyr
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1870-06-06

rNIE CELEBRATED THOROUGHBRED
L Stallion "JUNCE HOOPER, will sland this
season III Spring street. near King
Tcrms-S25 The season and Il u the groom,
payable in advance.
For pedigree and any other particulars, arpiy
at No. II fGldelhorst Wharf J@!cl inWl
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COMMERCIAL NEWS.
Exports.

A PORT IN GREAT BRrrAIN-Per Br bark Ans
dell-15l0 bbs spirits turpentine, 1880 bbls rosin.
NASSAU, N P-Per Br schr Brilliant-350O feet
lumber.
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H(isrcllancous.

DAVIS & MILE RS
FLAW voRING RACTs
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Gueeial Netlres.

@ THE GREAT TONIC AND INvIGO-
RANT.-one that has stood the test Of time, and
to-day Is the favorlte Medicine in Germany, and
destined to become the fsvorite Bitters Of Ameri-
CO, is LIPPMAN'S GREAT GERMAN BITTERS.
iun6-mWf3
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1870-06-06
LIST OF VESSELS

UP, CLEARED AND SAILED FOR THIS PORT.
DO M E s 7 / G.
BOSTON.
Brig Lewis L Squres, Tyler up. April 2l
SChr Helene, Balrs, p....................Ma May 10
NEW YORK.
Schr 3 Hawkins, Wyatt, cleared. May 81
SChr VIM Bement Penny, up. May IL
Schr Florence Rodgers Crawford, up......May 80
PHILADELPHIA.
Schr Edith Everman, Corson, cleared. Aprll rs
Schr Veto, Mccarthy, p...................Ju JUNE
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1870-06-06
DAVIS 4 MlLLER'S

PURE YEA st POW D ER,
substitute for Yeast III making Hot Bread
Rolls and Batter Cakes OF every description, hlv
ing the advantage OF making The dough or battle!
perfectly light, and ready Tor baking WllIou'
delay and greatly diminishing the liability to
become sour.
Many dyspeptics. who cannot tolerate fresh
light cakes when made with yeast, eau eat Their
with impunlty when raised IN this way.
When used according TO directions, 1t Is war
ranted to make rich, sweet, light md nutritious
Bread and Biscuit, Mullins, Wallles, Corn Bread
all kinds of Griddle Cakes, also Boiled Puddlngs
Dumplings, Pot Pies, &C.
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1870-06-06

mS SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS.-TO
have good, light, spongy, and at all times sweet
Bread, Biscuits, Rolls, Cakes, &C., to have 1t nu-
tritlous, and yet not injurious to health, is GER
tainIy great desideratum.
WAGNERs VIRGINIA YEAST POWDERS
Combine all these properties. They do away en-
tirely with Yeast and the troublesome process OF
making 1t, saving you time, labor and money!
they are the most popular Powders in Virginia,
are the productions Of home Industry, and receiv-
ed at our late State Fair the highest premium over
all other Powders.
Prepared by L. WAGNER, Druggist, Richmond
Va. DOWIE, NOISE & DAVIS,
Wholesale Druggists
apr13 Wfmemos Charleston. S. c., Agents.
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We refer, by permission, to Doctors King, sulli.
van, Duncan, anG other leading physicians CT sa.
vannall; TO ex.Mayor Anderson, John L. Villa
Tonga, and other distinguished citizens Of savan.
nah
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TIME WHITE SULPHUR SP Rim

GREENERIER COUNTY. WEST VIRGINIA,
Famous for the Alternative Waters and FASH
ionable patrons, will be open OH May 18th; capa.
BILE OF accommodating, in view OF the improve
ments made, from 1900 to 1000 persons. ...oC cars
of the Chesapeake aud Ohio Railway now run 10
the Springs
The location Is 1000 feet above the level OF the
sea- atfurtng entire relief from summer prUstrat-
ing heats.
Excellent Bands and extensive livery in attend.
ance. and every arrangement for the enjoyment
of fguests FANCY and MASQUERADE BALLS.
CIARGES-S25 ptr week, and 500 per month oi
30 days. Children under ten years anu c0lOfe'l
servants half price; white servants according W
accommodate ions. Address
maySo-l5 PEiTON & CO., Pronrietors.
THE HOT SPRINGS, BATH COUNTY,
VIRGINIA.
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The Charleston Cotton. kIce and Naval
Stores Market,

The Charleston Cotton. ttIce and Naval
Stores Market.
OFFICE CHARLESTON NEWS,
SATURDAY EVENING, June L. 1870. !
CoroN.-ThIs article was dull, the demand being
light and prices somewhat easier. Sales about
100 bales, say at 1910; at IL; 10 at Is; at
1sx;3 at 1s1; at 10; at eoH; 1s at 2l 25 at 2l;
25at21X; eat211s. We quote:
LIVERPOOL CLASSIFICATION.
Ordinary TO good ordinary......lS g2o
Low ml0ullnG -Zot:ty-
Aiuunng ...-..................EI ey-
Str1ct mtddllng. g................2 .2lI@-
R1cE.-There was good Inquiry for this grain
at steady rates. Sales about 175 tierces Of clean
Carolina, among which were 10 tierces at "a;
81 at TX; rs at 7zsc . ID. We quote common to
fair clean Carolina at I@7Ac; good 7zs@Sc.
NAVAL SToREs.--There was moderate basi.
ness, with the following sales, Say % bbls pale
to extra pale rosn at 81 IS to 81; 81 do pale at
81 to 5o 80 bbls dull at s.; 12o bb!s No at 81 CO.
FaxraHrs.-To Liverpool, oy ste am, direct noml.
nal via New Yosk, 7-16d on uplands; II Jed
on sea Islands; by sail we quote I-1s1 on
upland cotton, and 1i b on sea
island cotton. 70 Hayre, by steam, nomi
nal; by sail. nominal at &c on upland
and Ike on sea Islands. Coasswis, W
New York, by steam, nc 2 ID on uplands
and Nc on sea Islands; by sail, &c q ID on up
lands. To Boston. by steam, nominal; by SAIL 4
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Nashville Market.

NASHVILLE. June 2.-CoTTo:.-There was
little demand for the best selections ut the open
ing this morllng, but upon the reception OF I'M
favorable dispatches, buyers withdrew from the
market. We quote nominally as follows: Inferior
llal5; ordinary l6a17 good ordinary 1Sal9; low
Iniddlinp 2Oa2OLc
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CO, Is LIPPMAN'S GREAT GERMAN BITTERS.
jun6-mwfa
@-LIEBIG'S COMPANY'S EXTRACT
OF MEAT secures great economy and convenience
in housekeeping and excellence in cooking. None
genuine without the signature Of Baron LIEBIG,
the inventor, and of MAX PETTENK0FFER,
delegate. j. MlLHAU'S SONS,
may23-mth1mo No. 1873 Broadway. New York.
@- MANHOOD AND WOMANHOOD.
Essays for young men, on the passonal attrac-
ton OF the sexes, and the happiness Of TRUE
MARRIAGE, when perfect manhood and perfect
womanhood unite to consecrate the union. Sent
free, in sealed envelopes. Address, HOWARD
ASSOCIATION, Box P, Philadelphia, Pa.
may24-3mos
@ MANHOOD.-AM MEDICAL ESSAY
on the Cause and Cure OF Decline In Premature
Man, the treatment Of Nervous and Physical De-
bility, &c.
s'There is no member Of society by whom this
book will not be found useful, whether such per-
son holds the relation Ct Parent Preceptor OF
Clergyman. ."-Nedical Times and Gazette.
Sent by mail on receipt Of fifty cents. Address
the Author, DR.. E. DEF. CURTIS, Washington,
DC septl Tyr
The Charleston daily news. [volume] (Charleston, S.C.) 1865-1873, 1870-06-06

FLoCR-Market steady as follows: SunerIine
s. so; extra SIS: family Sc; fancy SO %.
CoRN-Is still declining. Sales todlay OF $50
bushels, 600 at 81 25, and 800 ut 81 27ts, sacked
and delivered in depot.
WHEAT-Sales OF 600 bushels red and amber
mixed at 81 1Si1 %, sacked and delivered in de-
pot We quote buying prices as follows: Med.
terranean Csc; red 5 III vs.; white and amber
81 10al12
OATs.-Market quiet. Wequote At 7oa75c, sack
ed and delivered IN depot.
BARLEY-We note The receipts, to-day, OF 400
bushels of the new crop, which was stored, AMI
not placed upon the market.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
Plant an Orchard.

No matter if your farm is small
or large, don't rest content until you
have an orchard of fruit trees. awe
do not advise farmers indiscriminate-
ly,'' says the COuntryman, ''tO under
take to raise fruit for market. Each
one should judge for himself as to the
feasibility of such an enterprise. But
we do say to every farmer, raise fruit,
or try to do SO, at least for the use OF
your own family. 1t will largely pay
in pleasure and health, if you never sell
dollars worth. In selecting varieties,
choose those kinds that usually do well
in your locality. Deal, if possible, with
reliable fruit-tree dealers, rather than
with agents who are strangers to you.
And don't set out an orchard under the
delusion that setting out the trees will
be about all the work that will be necess-
sary. In this day of many enemies
to fruit and fruit-trees, it may be said
that eternal vigilance is the price of
fruit. Land devoted to frllit-trees need
not be worthless to the owner. Some
| valuable crops can be raised in the Or
chard almost until the trees become old
| enough to bear; and by the time they
| reach bearing age, i'll this case, there
will probably be a market close enough.
But, as we said above, if you never sell
Il dollars worth of fruit, your orchard
assuredly will, if properly attend to,
pay you and your family, in health and
comfort, for all your labor and expense"
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
Value Of Newspapers for Children.

"A child beginning to read becomes de-
lighted with newspapers, because he
reads names which are very familiar,
and he will progress accordingly. a
newspaper in one year is worth Il quar-
ter's schooling to a child, and every
father must consider that substantial
information is connected with this adj
vanccment. The mother Of the family
being one of it's heads, and having a
more immediate charge of the children,
should herself be instructed. a mind
occupied is fortified against the ills of
life, and is braced for any emergency.
Children amused by reading or study
are of course, more considerate and are
more easily governed. How many
thoughtlcss young men have spent their
earnings in Il tavern or grogshop who
ought to have been reading. How
many parents who never spent twenty
dollars for books for their families, would
gladly have given thousands to reclaim
Il son or daughter who had ignorantly
and thoughtlesslyflllen into temptation.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
Vegetable Flowers.

Boys and girls who live in the coun-
try will find the making of vegetable
flowers pleasant pastime. To make q
bouquet Of these flowers, take some
white and yellow turnips, beets, carrots,
and pumpkins, also some parts of cab
bnges. Gather from the woods moss,
laurel leaves, and other evergreens.
Then, by the exercise Of taste, ingenuity,
and skillful use of the penknife, really
beautiful flowers can be carved from
these. Take white turnip, neatly
peeled, notched, or cut down in leaf
shape all around. Fasten it on a stick
whitfield into the proper shape for
stem. Surround it with green leaves,
and behold, according to your design,
an exquisite white camelia or Il rose.
Red roses, camelias, or dahlias, can be
made in the same manner from beets,
yellow flowers from carrots and pump
kins, moss rose buds from turnips and
beets, by cutting them into the proper
shape, and placing real moss around
them. White or red flowers can be
made from red or white cabbages. A
friend of ours, one cold day in winter,
had a lovely basket Of flowers sent to
her for a tea party. There were two
white japonicas; the chill they received
turned them brown, and they fell to
pieces. She was in despair. A cousin
staying with her unknown to her) cut
two white japonicas out of white turnips
and placed them on the real japonica
leaves. Her friend did not notice the
| basket until near tea time; then she was
delighted, and exclaimed at their beauty
and wondered how the cousin got them.
No one knew until the next day that
they were only turnips.--Oiire,' Optics
1Ett0nzine
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
Advice to the Afflicted.

Wear paper-soled boots and mutile up
your neck, you'll 'cnjoy miserable
health' all winter, and will probably
take Il Siom d,ire in the spring.
Several small coughs makes full-sizcd
coffin.
Take plenty of physic, and physic
will take plenty of you.
Clog upthe pores of the ''compieNion"
with powders, chalk, lead and ''cnam-
cls.' You can reap Il fair crop of pim-
pies, and can change the skin into hide.
Tight lacing is a fashionable accom-
plishmcnt; SO is consumption.
Sport an eyc-glass while your sight is
good: when your eyes grow dull, carry
specs in your pocket.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
Icing for Cakes.

Take of the best white sugar one
pound, and pour over it just enough
cold water to dissolve the Jumps then
take the whites of three eggs, and beat
them Il little, but not to Il stiff froth;
add these to the sugar and water; put
it in Il deep bowl, place the bowl in Il
vessel of boiling water, and beat up the
mixture. it will first become thin and
clear, and aftcrward begin to thicken.
When it becomes quite thick, remove
it from the fire, and continue the beat
ing until it becomes cold, then spread
it on with a knife. 1t is perfectly white,
glistcns beautifully, and is so hard and
smooth when dry, that you may write
very well upon it with Il pencil.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
PATENT MEDICINES.
uIGNOSKI,S THREE
CELEBRATED REM EDlES.

THE NINTH WONDER; OR, OH EN-
TRACT OF ZdsPoTENr, an Internal ana cNtcr-
Morbus; and will cure the following dis
eases:
Headache and Earache in three minutes
Toothache in one half minute.
Neuralgia in five minutes.
Asthma and Piles instant relief.
Sore throat in ten minutes.
Collie and Cramp in four minutes.
rheumatism i'll one day.
Sprains in twenty minutes
Sore or Weak Eyes i'll one day.
Pain in the back or side in ten minutes
Fever and Ague in one day.
Breaks Chill in five minutes.
Enlargement of the Spleen i'll ono to three
days. fS;s is tho greatest family medicine in the
world, and the only one known that will
break Chill in five minutes, and leave the
person clear of fever.
You know not when you may be sick, ana
should keep it in the family.
None genuine unless the name OF n. H.
LIGNOSKI's ELECTRIC LINIMENT;
For MAN OR BEAST. Try one bottle and
you will never be without another.
The principal ingredient in this celebrated
medicine is an oil procured from tho 1ndi-
ans of tho Rocky Mountains. 1t alone pos,
sesses wonderful curative properties, rte ana
TRIO LINIIENT, with some of the most pow,
erful, yet soothing and healing, remedial
most perfect and etticacious remedy ever
made known to the world. Reader, have
YOU friends that arc SufferlnS rom external
diseases. Then go tell them to call at once
and get a supply Of LIGNOsKI's ELECTRIC
L1N1MENT, and be cured.
IT CURES THE FOLLOWING DISEASES:
For MANI flammatory rheumatism,
Chronic and Acute rheumatism, Bruises,
Sprains, Pains, stiffness or soreness in the
Back or Joints, Burns and Scalds, Ulcers
and old Sores Piles, Deafness and Earache,
Toothache, Headache, Sore Throat, Mumps,
Ague in the face or breast, White Swelling,
Sore or Intlamed Eyes, Paralysis or Numb
Palsy, Erysipelas, Salt Rheum, Scald Head
or Scrofulous Sores.
For Horses-Big Head or Big jaw, Poll
Evil, Fistula, Mango, Scratches, Bruises,
sweeny, String, Halt, Ring Bone, Windgali,
Saddle or Collar Calls, Cracked Heels,
Wounds and Cuts, Sore and Weak Eyes,
Founders.
None Genuine unless the nalne of Il. Il.
Lignoski is found blown on the bottle.
I BROOKS SALVE. 1t cures-Tettor, Fry
sipelas, Salt Rhcun1, Scald Head Itch, Ring
worm, Ulcers in the Ear, Pimples, Blotches,
Inflamcd Eyes, Corns, Intlanmatory Rheu-
| 1natisn, Gout, Piles, and all Eruptions OF
the Skin.
All who have ever used this Salve agree
that it is tho greatest remedy over used
After trying one box you will always have
it on hand.
X. b. LIGNOSKI,
Druggist and Chemist, Monroe, La.
June Is, 1870. n39-4y
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
&be ftttle 3olks:
Always be Civil.

sIy young FRIEND" said Il gentleman
on horseback one day to Il lad who was
standing near a well, s'will you do me
the favor to draw pail of water for my
horse, as find it rather difficult to get
off"'
Instead of giving Il grutf reply, as
many boys would do, the boy drew the
water and gave it to the horse. His
manner was so pleasant and cheerful
that the stranger, delighted with his
spirit, asked his name and residence,
and then, after than king him, rode on.
The good-natured lad thought no more
of his act of civility till, some months
later, he received "A letter from the gen
tleman, Offering him a clerkship in his
store. The lad prospered, and finally
became chief magistrate of Il large city.
Thus, you see, that little act of civ
i1ity to stranger was the first round in
the ladder by which that boy climbed
to honor and wealth. Now 1 do not
say that civi1ity will always lead to
such honor, but I say that it always
raises its possessor in the opinion of
others and in his own self-respect. BE
civil, therefore, boys and girls. Civility
is an ornament all should possess.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22

There have been many definitions of
gentleman, but the pretticst and most
poetic is that given by a young lady.
ga gentleman says she, ''is human
being combining a woman's tenderness
with man's courage"
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
DEACII and OTHER FRUIT TREES

The subscriber offers for sale large
sortmcnt of Peach trees for the fall of 1870.
Tho varieties begin with lIalc'S Early Rod,
and extend through the season. Price Sl2
per hundred; $50 per thousand. When five
hundred trees are ordered, the price will be
tho Same rs by the thousand. Also II large
stock of Apple trees, Cherry. dwarf and
standard Pears, and other fruit trees. Or
dcrS will bc packed in tho best manner, and
can no forwarded by the first of November.
Address. THOMAS j. PtIIEN,
IftJhkstOGrn Nst1%crjcS, llightStown, \. !.
ulS.6ul
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22

Ala5y teacher in Il Sunday school re-
cently had occasion to illustrate Il lesson
on GO faith,'' by the story of II child who
was told by his father to drop from an
elevated place into his arms. The
father could not be seen BY the child,
yet, when commanded, it dropped.
Upon the teacher asking her class what
was shown by this story, Il bright little
fellow Immediately replied, alt showed
he had pluck!''
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
Remedy for COckrOacheS.

Make thick batter of equal quanti-
ties of red lead and Indian meal mixed
with molasscs, and set it out for the in
sects. They will dcvour it greedily
and die. Be careful to have no food
sitting near the poison. A few doses
will eXterminate these pests.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-10-22
HERMIONE; OR, DIFFERENCES AID
JUSTED.

Whenever wander, up and about,
This is the puzzle can't make out
Because care little for books, no doubt.
I have wife and she is wise,
Deep in philosophy, strong in Greek;
shad fo aar Rsstsy
Has published book with a dreary name !;
And yet God bless her y is mild and meek !;
And how l happened to WOO ';a and wed
Is part of the puzzle that fills my head-
Plaques me at daytime and mocks me in bed;
HaUnts me, and makes me appear so small,
The only answer that can see
Isl could not have married Hermione,
Crhat is her fine wise nance but she
For am a fellow of no degree,
Given to romping and jollity:
The world and it's fights have thrashed away
At figures alone am no fool,
And in city circles say my say,
And the kind of study that think fine
Is a chapter of Dickens, q sheet Of the Times
Punch for humor and Praed for rhymes;
And the butterfly n,ots blown here and there
By the idle breath of tho social air.
A little French is my only gift, .....s
wherewith at times can make q shift,
Guessing at meanings to tlutter over
A fligree tale in paper cover.
Hermione, my Hermione!
What could your wisdom perceive in me?
And Hermione-my Hermione!
How does it happen at all that we
Love one another SO utterly?
Well, I have a bright-eyed boy Of two,
A darling who cries, with lung ana tongue
AS fine fellow, swear to you,
As ever a poet Of sentiment sung!
And nv lady-wife with tho serious eyes
Brightens and Hghtens when he is nigh,
And looks, although she is deep and wise,
As foolish and happy as he or I:
To kiss the lips Of Hermione-
Those learned lips that the learned praise
And to clasp her close as in sillier days;
To talk and joke in a frolic vein,
To tell her my stories Of things ana men
And it never strikes mo that I'm profane,
For she laughs and bushes and kisses again,
And, presto! flies her wisdom then
For the boy claps hands and is on her breast,
Roaring to see her SO bright with mirth,
And know she deems me (oh, the jest y
The cheeriest fellow on all the earth!
And Herlnione, my Hermione,
Nurses her bow and defers to me;
Does not seem to see I'm small,
Even to think I'm Ounce at all
And whenever wander, up and about,
Here is the puzzle can't make out
That Hermione, my Hernione,
When sporting at night with her boy and me
Seems sweeter and wiser, and far moro clever
And makes mo feel moro foolish than ever,
Through her childish, girlish, joyous grace,
And the silly pride in her learned face!
That is the puzzle can't make out,
Because care little for books, no doubt;
But the puzzle is pleasant, know not why;
For whenever think of it, night or morn,
thank my God she is wise, and
The happiest fool that was ever born.