Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1870-02-18
7 11goH MEarI8N--
Rolling stoek-Catteou railways.

compound cathartic candy Is ar
Illinois production.
Tho sour face of a wife helps the
liquor trade.
Licenses to marry are not granted TO
: 0fuh kards in Waldeclz, Germany.
: Somebody wants to know how many
( worms.
: Parke Goodwin VIII assume the edl-
| torship of PLtnnnB'8 Magazine, beciu-
ming with the April number.
Raphael ssmmes. retires from the
lecturing field, confessed failure.
Victor Noir's photographs must NOS
Il be exposed for sale i'm Paris.
January averaged eight degrees
warmer than any previous January iof
! forty-siZ years.
Chinese officials, in addition to their
salaries, have q ''virtue-preserving bo-
nus"
wyoming. offers to send Anna Dick
insOn to Congress, If slie Wiii come
out there and live. rsa
The New ORLEANS Times says that 81
though the milkmaid has passed away
made-nlilk HASN'T
Eugene sold the clothes she wore IN
her Eastern journey, and the best oress
out Of "a lot OF two hundred and htty
brought only twenty-five dollars
Your Alaska Sable" fnrss gentle
1 lady, We're once worn bV that plepeiap
/ parsonage, the skunk.
81 am moi. mad; only inceus6d p said
a dandy smelling oi musks ho was
not muscular, though ne amalt strong.
The Home journal now nuounca
AgnnaR8memts broken Ifmuat hnwe
great deal Ofspaoe to spafe
Itfs said that the more a Iady's waiat
I is shaped like an hour glaaa, the Hoou-
er hef Sands Of life" VIII run 5ut
+. a cruel man ont Westg speaking cf
| the singing of his village choir, ys 10
| sis Like drif5-Wood tn q atream-it
draes on the bars yet don'tamount 70
A fond wife threw a bottle Of hair re-
newer at her husband head, al which
/ be said: awe must part-the dye As
cast" ..r.
"I had rather not take horn with
I vou." said topper TO a mad Dull3 but
/ The bull treated him to two, and the
topper got quite high. - rA
A critic. speaking OF Carlotta PATHS
1 VOcalism, says, eve hang upon every
word - ffThis is a proof Of the lady'a
remarkable power Of eEecullons re-
marks cotemporary.
Young ladies should be careful not
to get chaps on the lips. They haYe
| been known to lead TO am affection Of
The heart.
The New York Evening Express
asks why the East River is like two
Fenians on their way to visit an irish
cook. Because they are going %
Bridget.
A Connecticut manufacturer Of coffin
trimmings complains OF dulluess tu
business. Fl ought to be projected.
Down with .Quarautiues. %
The. chimes Of al fashionable church
In Philadelphia played 'Shoo Ely"
tEOtfor JOe," and ''Im the Girl that's
Gay and Happy at a recent wedding.
The marble bust of Senator sumner,
the work of the Weu-knoWn sculptor
Mr.. Millmore, was lately placed in one
of the inches Of the Doric Han of the
State House. It is ptOnuuce 4 by good
judges to be niost excellent WORK OF
art. stf srtla t
John Randolph once wrote: "Form
no intimacies with your neighbors un-
der seven years acquaintance. The
rigid observance of this one mnEim
preserved me from strlfes and lrom
loss by these. With the rest I was ON
best ofterms.' araL#|
The Monroe [Ga.) Advertiser says
tfIf the negroes are reseated in the leg
islature, as they undoubtedly VIII be,
this county viii be represented tu the
lower house by Judge Monroe Glover
and his former slave, George Clover
DC. Hill. formerly a telegrapher at
Cleveland, Ohio, has been for ten years
confined to his chair By rheumatism
unable to stand or walk; and, i'm chat
plight. has mastered several languages
and the law. and has been admitted TO
practice Mt the Ashtabula county
court.
The following advertisement for the
recovery of a calf was actually pub
lished i'm a paper Of Columbia County,
Pa, in the summer of 1888 .'LD8t-
A Calf Ret, HistWo behind legs were
White. He was she calf. Every body
what catches him gibs tree Dollars, r.
LtpPincOttS Waqa zi4le,
The pen is mlightier than the sword.
A large tin sign in Detroit, represent
ing gold pen, was recently torn from
its fastenings by the wind, carried up
into the air, and, descending, its point
penetrated the back of dog, killing
him instantly.
The young women Of Lewiston, Me-
have formed society, pledgtug them
Selves uO1 70 KISS aA - AAAtAA N AAD a.al~
tobacco; and the young men have l0rm-
ed a society, pledging themselves not
to look at a young woman who wears
false hair. ASH Consequence mlafrlggc
licenses are not in active demand.
tfNow, spOsin you was to be turued
into an animal" said Jim, "What
would you like to be, Bill2" 80, I'D
be a lion" replied Bill, "because he's
so -n go, ne, don't be a lion, Bill,n
interrupted little Tom, who had had
some recent painful experience at
school; 'tbe a wasp, and then you car
sting the schOolmasterh
An excellent uebulze was that ad-
ministered by ex-V Vice-Presidont Ham
lin to q party eff his friends who im-
portuned bin to frank their letters
The Senator took the letters, affixed
postage stamps upon them alL and
blandly returned them TO the writers.
Miss Susan B. Anthony says she ueY-
er heard of so many men Ina one place
being simultaneously affected with
the sore throat as she found i'm wash
ington in selecting tOngressmeu t0
er,eol~ nj hor ar1 ffroro Convention