The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-10-30
forming Star and Catholic Messenger.
VII AND w1sDox.

III
Our neighbors' children are always Il
PAse oir--Money placed in a foundatio
$# ne.
4 Doth becomes q relation-when it
In.
The thought of eternity consoles for Il,
nn0rtnees Of life.
The man who "carries everything befor
fAtnn. THE waiter.
What bar is that which often opens bu
over shutsf A crowbar.
What portion of the body are the bes
favelersf The tsoo sorists.
XIII It does not follow that the moon has
Pillar because it has four quarters.
M Brass, though a very good material, yer,
bon loses its color, whether on the knob o
dOOr OF the human face.
Want of credit is blessing undisguiset
pmetimes. For instance, when a maj
pnnot even " borrow trouble.n
BrownT what did you clear by tina,
rand speculation Z" "Clear!n answered
rown "why cleared my pockets"
II you wish to increase the size of youl
Wes, just keep an account of the money
spend foolishly, and add it up at the
ID OF the year.
- man may be ever so poor, he may be
or 30 unfortunate, but he need never be
I'd mp for candles, SO long as he makes
4 BIT Of his suffering.
ZONES has found out that slight changes
L We great changes. "Dinner for nothing''
kery good fun, but you can't say as much
< nothing for dinner"
EsA Chicago music publisher has issued a
g entitled, Father will settle the BILL"
the young ladies practice it ut home as
az at the stores.
~ young lady, on her way to be married,
I'D savagely remarked, "She avoided u
re lingering and horrible destiny"
sDad, have you been to the museum ."
e. ed a ten-year old boy. "No, my son."
6ell, go and mention my name to the
da keeper, and he'll take you round and
s1E you verything."
doctor went to bleed dandy, who
Buidly exclaimed, "Oh, doctor, you're
J {eat butcher 's TO which the doctor
hned, Oh, yes; l am used to sticking
aSxes."
Tennessee orator. eulogizing Washing
r. lately, gave vent to the following: "His
a g had powerful grasp. of the future;
34yer man was mon conspos mentis,'
Ellington was the man."
he state of the arket-Pens, ink and
nged brogans are heavy, but dealers
2Perally are firm; wheat is grain better
% oats; wines and liquors generally
|4Ne downward tendency; yeast cakes
e. rising.
Mr.. Sergeant Gardiner, being lame of
re leg, and pleading before the late Judge
lbrtescue, who had little or no nose, the
$dge told him he was afraid he had but
lime cause of it. ooh, my lord" said the
ergeant, shave a little patience, and I'll
Tarrant I'll prove rything as plain as
be nose on your face"
"A French nobleman who had been satyr- |
ed by Voltaire, meeting the poet soon |
fter, gave him q hearty drubbing. The
oct immediate flew to the Duke of Or
ANS, told him how he had been used, mi
egged he would do him justice. "Sir,"
'piied tie duke, with a significant smile,
it has been done you already"
A merchant having sustained consider
Die loss, desired his son not to mention it
1T at the same time requested to know
hat advantage could attend it. elf you
vulge this loss" said the father, 1--WE
ali have two evils to support instead of
own grief, and the joy of our
ighbors."
Lord Rochester had cot confidence in
mself sufficient to speak in the House of i
,ers. One day, making an attempt, he I
We true picture of this defect. "My .
ride, said he, " rise this time-my lords,
mean to divide this discourse into four ,
lords, if I ever attempt to ;
anch in this house again, I'll give you :
i've to cut me off, root and branch, for y,
err !
villiers, the witty and extravagant Duke
Buckingham, was saying one day to t
end, "I am afraid shall die beggar at e
It, which is the most terrible thing in the
rid" upon my word, my lord" said t
friend, "there is another thing more q
nble, which you have reason to appre t.
nd, and that is, that you will iUe a beg Fl
:, at the rate you go on" tt
4 drunken soldier, quarreling with his
'poral, ended by saying, Hold your a
lgue, you are not man. 81 will prove &
contrary" retni ned the corporal, get a
b angry. "Never," replied the soldier,
pu cannot. What does the Major say Of
en he orders out the guard on parade 2 81
ISN'T he always say, four men aud w
poral p That shows that a corporal is
la man." w
X diminutive lawyer, appearing as wit Is Is
}, on being asked by gigantic COUNSEL u, ~
what profession he was of, replied that nt
was an attorney. You lawyer 2" o q;
the barrster "why could put you o.,
BY pocket" Every likely you could" '"
fned the other; "and if you did, you
,ldhave more law in your pocket than
b you had in your head" .h
sc0mmercial traveller relates the follow tn
y He had arrived at a hotel in Scotland all
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