Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1870-08-26
NASRY.
- II ] nrom thejTo1edo BlsdsA


EVENT OF A DEMOCRATIC VICTORY IS
FORESHADOwED.
MAsTEN's CORNERS, MIsPnIoN HUNDRED,
IN THE STATE Nv DELAWARE,
August u, 1870 Srrwrnn)A
LAST mite he'd bin a readin Fan indiet-
ment Nv the Republican party, by that
virchuus paper the Moo York World,
moistenin my clay ever and anon with
suthin strengthnin from tumbler, wich
Bill Sap furnishes me regler, by order Nv
the Central Committee. The World re-
cited the thievin and stealth Nv the Radi-
kel organizashun, in detale, and published
letters from disgusted members guy that
party who plfrposed to restore the gov
ernment to healthy condishen and Sc
coor an honest administrator Nv affairs
by votin the Difnocratic ticket this fall, all
Nv wich the World insistid made the
death Nv Radikalism shoor.
The heat Nv the evenin, or the strength
Nv the mixter in the lumber (Sapp's lils-v
ker is sarchin andIhe isvery economical.
of water), or both combined, set me to
sleep in my chair, and sleepin I dreamed.
Methawt wuz in some kind NV tenn
/ pie, and IN sort NV a. court inthe cen=
/ tfSlon 9 couch, there lay the form av an
expirin giant. This giant wuz an ex-
ceedinly hefty one-the largest he'd ever
seen, even in dreelns. He wuz parshelly
clad in srmor, indikatin that he had bin
recently engaged in battles, and from his
still graspln dented sword, coDclooded
that his weakpis only prevented him from
engagiRs in more struggles .In his arms
he held q number Nv caskets Variously in
scribed and in the apartment, across
the door Nv wich he laid, wuz a
strong box half full Nv treasure. Standin
over him and fannin him anXiously was q
female dressed in -anteek- eesteem, wich 1
recognized towunst ez the Goddess Nv
How Tgot Into the room I know not,
but l found myself there confronting this
female.
Madam" sed l, "who is this gallant
yooth9"
"Its my second son, Republickinism,"
answered she. IS -
4sca" In bad way" l rsniarkt, noticin BOW
heavily he breathed. -ze u
ALIAS, sir !" retorted she, ssehe is. HIS
life hez bin q continyooal wartare, and
his constooshn is broken. He{ hez jst
closed nost,severe struggle, aIfdits that
wich killed him. Noessooner he'd hescon-
kered our foes'afore he bad fresh ftesaon
hand with them wish hesposed Iwuz our
.fiends. Becoz we didn't pet> >hinc in the
front, Chase stabbed <Aim vfshusly,e tho
that didn't hurt him much coz theyold
man had wasted his strength aErunnin
AFTER nominashens, wich is vilent exercise
for one so aged. Others like him follered
SCOT, and tho they didn't ary one infict
serious inioory, the number of EN- worried
him. It wuZ very much like a man f1tin
7skeeters. There isn't much power in any
one, but there are sich number NV EN-,
and they buzz so, that they finally wear
one out"
." But these didn't bring him to his pre-
sent condishen ?" askt.
"Not altogether. He had friends wich
he trusted and sposed wuz troo, wich
stole from the strong-box Nv wich he he'd
custody; and others Nv the same stripe
stole the public lands and others put
their cousins, and brothers, and uncles,
and brotEers in law, and nephews into
places where they Good oppress' the
people men -wich he elevatit supposin
they wuz great turned out to zbe very
small and themswichg he'd bin his best
hienGsstoopid1y ehar ged allthis devilment
to his akount and stabbed him. Their
wuz leeches wich took his name and suckt
the people, and the fpeople turned upon
him. begged EN- to Kill The leecbesa and
spare him, but they waz infuriated and
Woodent isten.-gT 4 hat sore, (She pintid to
"one wich sneit) u is q land grab /; chat one
monopoly; that nasty one the franklin
privilege; that rash, wich is all over him,
is .ncompetepey,s Jenckess he'd q aspecifc
for that but they woodentslet him try ii
and it struck in. Good men, wich didn't
see that these same leeches, eff they lived,
and these same cussed diseases, if not
cured, wood fasten onto whoever cum
into power, the same ez theyfdid onto my
son, assaulted the pooIS fellow instid nv
remedyin wat allied him.
.0ts But That woodent hey finished him
YOo notice that immense tumor jest ovel
his heart. That's the nashnel debt, wich
~growd to sich fearful .proporshens doorin
his big htesssits wuz notist first at the
sconelooshen Nv the struggle, and he un-
fortunitly called in passels Nv quacks
They made it bigger and bigger, and il
drawd fearfully on his vitshty. Their
finally the reglers wuz called in, and they
he'd to resort 10 the knife, but they hey
taken it off faster than his constoosheI
wood stand. They told him he wood liv'
Longer, to take, Off less to,wunst, hut h
insisted ON takin the CHANGES. S''I want
all off afore die" wuz his constant re
mark, and they humored him more thg
they bed ought to. Then in addition =
the diseases he ketched from the rettel
cusses who got close to him, he he'd hi
enemies to.fte from without. Lie froot
Nv his big victory which ne holds SO clos
in his arms, wuz entrusted to The keepi
NV lot Nv mizable renegades who pal
no attention to en-, but got to fitin anon
theirsJyes ever the spoils, ,spd bis natrs
enemies the Dimocracy kept continual
agoin for EN-. He he'd to take keer u
wat he won in his big battle with on
hand, and fite the Democrisy and his ow