, 1870-11-13
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An 1rifh editor cougratu{Ates uu1seN tnM
~ half the lies told abouk him atnt true"
"A consolation for the 1aGtics-This world
Abcuncs IN him-peFfection-
Mrs. Stapton's lecture Is c1i1ed, "Why
Not :" Any other woman would aas"'F'
The ,nost dangerous animal among Wild
beasts is the slaudertr; among tame An1naatas
the fRttereE.
not highly cultivated They emit appreciate
Wv ~. AIe these rocus to ist7" said polite
gentleman to 4 handsome young Lady "Yta.
., nd In :ai t. yee e. ss e sue Gs tss VIII
a traveller, We ne told, being In avid
country where be could find no provisions for
hinaseH or dog. cnt CT the dog's tail and boil
ed i: for his own supper, and gAye tho dog
Timers was little boy. and he vsa his motsets
But VIZ; I'll he loved best Was xstue~
| VIE wanle IN his mouth, ne was sreetsF tnan
But 1asn Il WI gone, na vas awful"
a Heatarn sophomore says: = 10 no
time to be writing Latin esaa5a when billlAda
are only 10 cente game"
Tho Wonan who rnAketh good pudding
In silerce il better Than one that ma8etn =
Tho strongest propenaitJ in woman's ma
ture. ssya cstefn student Of the aex, ID to
want to know What Z ,ss soing on and the next
vors snti,led "Hymeuel Instructor" A.
contemporary Addn: The best hymeudA
, iret1nctor We know OF in goon8 Tlaaw-
What she don't know there Is no uae IN learr-
. ee1n Doston the taIlors send out dunning
let&tzs to aome OF their custnmeIn u the tol~
sTps 1os4 s ho5 IT buy sons oa mo a!e Clothes Without
An exchspre thinks those postal cards.
! which hare the lettex Ill written ont p PAN p.
IN, II
u rspid distribution OF the mails "a eVesy Poat
f,fieo clstk viii have to wait until ho roads
Of he letta1s before distributing them. ,...
don't .hDa ras sasss
ed They only yacclnAto human beinear why.
T. L.as Fakeaxa,'4 had all her sas'snss TaSs'~
ID LAY oa9man in Michigan ew.2ped his torae for
H. 4 wife. An old bachelor acquaintance said
IA he'd bet there was eome,hlug Wrong With the
horse. or its owner would not have fooled it
1e away IN that reckless manner; = " S,. Ia. nm,
~. for eteAling 4 barrel Of aAlt. When azraigned
- IN tie court lie pleaded dess.tation. "You
un couldn't eat SALT said the Judge '0h, yea
| could, with tbs meat Intended to tteA-
:. - Ttis rerJy coat him si1 months. Tie Judge
n. had no appreciation OF delicate hnmor.
~ |-ThiA ia = A. Personal" taken from couu-
ia. Try Journal: IA young lsd5 takes this meth, n
Ia nex1 tiue he dssIses to gaze upon her forty,
~ ave mortal minutes, without winkiug hi4
he eyet, abe will consider herself highly favored
;ve II be will close his mouth, and not ait ths1.
ska Ike your" soolu A"as4N ~ -. t;, ,
'0n hestelt 10 an apple nee. A. the funeral,
the neIghtcr, noticing the sad appearance Of the
hcs husban.-, conso!ed him BY eAying that he lst
~ | mol With terrible less. Yes" HaJs tht
tha | husband. hes3ipg I 6gh; "nha must hav'
,hs kicl ed like thun1ek to shake OF si1 bu4hell
she Of green apples that would have been worth
ny, sno dollar buahel when they got ripe"
e.. CO.. One Mans Meat, Auothees polson.-
1'o' Lardiotd. I'm juat glad to see 70 alive a
xeel, Sandy! Ieisd Je aquaforty by mistak
for whuaky laat time 70 cam here" Sandy
aAuuafofty, ell. Aweel, 'twaH vas1A guide
I'll fust TAX drain O. xquafeefty this time.
-Fhn.
-"Psp1, eia1d On that hearth" satd
little tsiennarian to his dotinR parent, who ot
jectel that the hearth would be scratched an
uon bis mother would not like it: fee,. pap
'ouf do I with you would" "Ent, why. q
~ "a chilu?:' demonstrated pstesfa1niliAa. ~.
A1.o cauee msmmA1l give sou ats il Eou Do, and
t!e want to sec her," Ho hadbeen ilcona.derst
u ~ | ly.told By Bridget that mamma would. gi
AMI hin fits il he did it, and be aagely prefezr
th to face It per alum rather fhhn faso It
49, | te.
tnas The four Georges hare hsd their fair abs
nsns Of abuse In ooe way or the other, though pr
sMJ aLJ. baby ne7er In more concentrated form tn
'Iba ~ In this epigram:
Ln6 uf..n,rer tne E1rrt wae reckoneH yf!e: