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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
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DOL liar 81 TORE.

We rant good reliable agents IN crcry
part ofhe Country. By employing gonr
spare time to form Clubs and sending ms
orders, you can obtain tie most literal
com missions, either an CASH or MER.
CHANDISE, and all goods sent b. rs
,ciH be as represented, and zee guarantee
Satisfaction 10 crery one dealing 'rjh our
house.
Agents should collect ten cents from ere.
yy customer, and forrard to as IA adraHcr.
FIR Descriptive CAecks Of the goods zee sell.
The holders Of he Checks hare me pyir-
Hege cfeither purchasing the article Mere-
ON described, ar oferchangjRg for opy ar
ticlc mentioned oa our Catalogue, number
ing oeer 500 different articles, not one Of
,chich can be purchased IN hc usual iroy
for the same money.
The odC0nioges Of first sending the
Cheeks are these: We are constantly bHy.
ing small lots ofoe,y voiUaJie yoo3s, rhirh
arc not on our catalogues, and for ,olich
,re issue checks I'LL all are sold besides.
az ereyy club, zee 1eWput checks far WATcH-
Es, Quits, BLANKETS, DREss PATTERNS.
or son,c other article ofcqual gulue.
We do nat o6cy single article of rncr-
choadise that can he soH By rgalar d,al.
ers at ouI price We do not ask vou 10
bug goods ti-om as unless ,ee can sci hcnl
cheaper than you can obtain Mem in any
otheJ ray, -,ohiie the greater part AZ ou-
goats are sold at about
One-haIf the Regular Rates.
Onr stoch consists, IN part, cfHc tolop--
ing goois:
SuAwLs, BLANKETS, QuILrs, CoTroNs,
GINGHAMs, DREss Goops, TABLE LIN
EN-, TOWELS, Hosiery, GLOVES, SKIRTS,
CoRsETs, &c, &c
SILVER PLATED WARE, Spoo&s rLA-
TED on NICKEL SILVER, DEssLRT FoRXs,
FIVE BOTTLE PLATED Casters, BRITAIN
MA WARE, GLASS WARE, TABLE AND
POCKET CUTLERY ~ GREAT YARIETY
ELEGANT FRENCH AND GERMAN FAN
CY GooDs, BEAUTIFUL PHoTOGRAPH A.
BUNS, the newest and choicest styles in
Morocco aud Velvet Bindings
GOLD AND PLATED JEwELRY, or TIE
NEWEST STYLES.
We hare Giso made arrangements wnh
sonr ofHe ieddiag pn5iiNhiDg hooscs lint
,cW e,dbIe ms 10 srH tie staHd0r4 anil hii-
est 'rork.s cfPopUlar o,tthors al nboUf onc-
h0T Me rcgt,iay prize :-such as BYRoE,
MOORE, BURNS, MILTON, and TENKY-
SONS WoRKs, IN FuH Gin anil CIoLh
Bmdings, and h,mdreds of ofhcrs
These and cceyyhhing rise tor
ONE DOLLAR FOR EACH ARTICLE.
IL cgc,y ordcr amounting 10 orer $50,
accompanied ~ ME cash, the Ay,2,t mog
retaib 8. 90; 0nd ~ cccry or,ier o0er 500,
500 may he rcfajHed To
PAY THE EXPRESS CHARGES.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

'DOOd-for-nossin little son,
Papa tails me; jes for fun,
! dueSs-fer, ma, 90 say
i dood for sumsin all ee day."
And so you are my precious one,
Full OF mischief love, and fun
Good to hll our hearts with Joy
Our darling little blue-eyed boy
Good to CHATTER up the room
Good TO ride astride the broom
Good TO tip my basket o er,
Rolling spools about the floor
Good TO pull the baby's hair
And make horse of every chair
Good 10 tumble on the floor,
And shut poor fingers in the door
Good TO wear out little shoes,
And mammals wax and thimble lose
Dood 'dear danpa's' specs TO hide,
And!on his foot to ''take yide"-
Good, when let out doors to play,
To ope the gate and run away
Good to watch for "papa tum,"
And clap wee hands when he gets home
Good to climb up on his knee
And laugh and shout with boyish glee-
Good, when wearied out with play,
our head on mamma lap TO lay,
Quite ready now to be undressed
And in her arms be lulled to rest
BY stories, which you like so well,
OF Jack and Clip and "Ding-dong bell'i-
GOOD, ere Guiding down TO sleep,
To pray the Lord your soul to keep
Good TO wake up with the day,
And fold your little hands and say
Dear bod, do bess my dear mamma,
My baby sister and papa,
And title Wiley, too, pway,
And teep US safe frOO out &c day"
All good tor many things thou art
Our bonny boy with blithesome heart,
Our boy with many a winsome way,
Mishap and prank and merry play
Our 'dOod for nossin title son,
AS papa calls you. 'jes for fun
- IJogrfb anil Jyoy,c
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A Doc Story Christopher Ludi, of
Muscatine, Iowa, has wonderful dog -
Ludi is a baker, and his dog is his police
man. He missed money from his drawer.
He threatened to blow his dogs head off
for letting him be robbed. Thereupon the
dog pulled him lead him to mouse nest
in the corner, where Ludi found his green
backs. He says he 'no take one thousand
dollars for dat dog
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A funny incident occurred a few Sun
days ago at a church in Jersey City. 1t
seems that a worthy dencon bad been very
industrious in selling a new church book,
costing seventy-fve cents At the service
in question tho minister, just before dis
missing the congregation, rose and said =
fAll you who have children to baptise will
please present them next Sabbath The
deacon, who, by the way, was little deaf,
and having an eye to selling the books, aud
supposing his pastor was referring to them,
Immediately jumped up and shouted 'All
you who haven't any can get as many as
you want by calling on me, at seventy five
cents each The effect on the congrega-
ton may be imagined.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
For Rent.

THE House b LOT former
II [fFTr-e ly occupied by Mrs Smith. situ-
80, g ated iu Che South East corner Of
N the town, will be rented on ca-
81 terms, lor tAe remainder Of
my term, that is, tin the lst April 1871
LUCY b. WHITE.
Romney, September 2, 1870.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A Chicago lady gives this advice to young
maidens contemplating matrimony: New
er marry man who is impudent to his
mother snubs his sister helps himself to
the largest piece of cake, or takes the IN.
der faPjack at the table, or beats his horse
causelessly 10 sudden temper Good ad-
vice
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
Hufnagle's Elephant.

Mr. Hufnagle purchased an elephant in
ludia, and brought him home under the
care of a native keeper. The design was to
teach bin to do farm work. When the an
imal arrived it was ascertained that he
could not, or would not, do such labor, aud
so he was put ia the stable of country
hotel near New Hope, where be consumed
enough su>tenance 10 bankrupt u mau of
ordinary wealth
One day his keeper died suddenly, and ,
as nobody else knew how to manage the ell
ephant it was found to be impo,s ible to get
him out of the stable The landlord raved
and swore, aud tore bis hair about it., but
there that elephant stuck, with tue mani
fest intention of staying till the day Of
judgment, aud of ba,tering down the sta
ole unless he was fed.
A last the landlord said that the ele-
plant must be got lid of somehow or other,
If he bad to be blown through the roof
with eunpow der. So an effort was made
to sell him, and meuagerie man was in.
duced to buy him for two thousand dollars
This man determined to bring that elephant
right along with strategy. He got a car on
the railroad track near by, and, after fix
ing bridge to it, be lined the floor with
bushel or two of apples, ginger breld, or
arges, etc. Then he made regular path
way of apples and cakes all the way from
the stable to the car. 1t costs him two hun
dred dollars for bait. The elephant follow
ed the trail slowly, eating it up clean as he
went. lie marched up on tie pla form o.
yer the bridge, and got his forefeet in The
car, with his hind legs still on the bridge,
and he gorging himself all the time. The
meDagerie man stood there, expecting every
minute he would 60 clear iulo The car aud
6ni,h the thing up; but, instead Of this the
miserable beast deibera ely stood still, aud
with his trunk reached all over the car,
and ate every solitary thing in il. Then
he turned around aud swoopcd down the
road at the rate Of twelve miles an hour
The landlord, meanwhile, was so glad to
get rid of the beast that he had asked all
hands in TO take something in honor Of the
event. The party were just putting their
glasses to their lips, when smash was
heard at the barnyar1 gate, aud a thunder
ing crash indicated that the stable door was
knocked into diminutiye flinders. The
crowd rushed out, aud there was that very
same elephant IN the very same old place.
The landlord was so mad that be couldn't
swear with sufficient vgor to satisfy his
feelings; so he got the crowd to listen to
him while he read sixteen chapters Of Hor-
ace Greeey's Table Talk out loud This
relieved him for the moment but the next
morning Hufnagle's elephant was found
dead and there was thought to be some con-
nection between this circumstauc and the
fact that the landlord WAS seen rolling bar
rel Of bcdbug poison up an adjacent hill on
the previous evening -1meriryu Union.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
Turnpike Notice.

DURSUANT 20 the provisions ofap Act ~ Inc
Legislature OF West Virginia. entitled ttAn
Act 20 incorporate toe North and South Branch
o. Turnpike Company, che undersigned Conn
missioners, duly authorized have This dew omen
cd books of subscription 20 The Capitol Stock of
said Company, in shares Of Twenty Dollars each.
at the First and Second National Banks. Cum
beriand, Maryland under TIE direction of I'd
win Shriver and Edwin L. Moore. Esos rcspec-
lively and az Frankfort West Virginia M the
Store Of John Brady, ESQ., under direction ~
John Brady. Hiram Alkire and Nimrod FUR.
Esqs
AND W KERCHEVAL.
THOMAS PERRY.
j. PHILIP ROMAN,
Commissioner.
September 2 1870
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

The hardest thing to hold in this world
Is an unruly tongue. 1t beats a hot smooth-
ing iron and kicking horses considerably.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

The worst sold thief yet is that Misss-
sippi chap who stole the heaviest carpet
bag he could find in the depot, and after
carrying it five miles opened it and found
that it contained half bushel of Bibles.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

In concert ball out west is placarded
the following notice: persons chewing
tobacco will please spit in their hats
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
$50 uI' Fathers House - OF
THE UNWRITTEN WORD.

BH DANIEL MARCH, d. D., oud,or of He
popui1r ".Njght Scenes" This master IN
Hopght 0Hd kangHgge sdo,gs us untoId rich.
cs and bcaUties U the Gyeot House, ,oih its
BloomiDg .forcs, SiHgjHg Jiris, Waoiag
polHls, RDHing ciouds, BcaufjfI Lo1g. .Sa
crei mountains, Dciighifoi ri0eys, Hghty
oce0Hs, Thmdcri0g yoiccs, Haejpg hear
rms and ros uHiCcrse ,cih countless bein1s
", millions of ,rorl3s. anil reads 10 ms IN
each ne LHrriYen Word. R0se-hnfe,f Do.
per, ornate cpgr0riDgs anil superb biuding.
"hich and r0ricd u, HoUgLL" "Chasfe. ~
EoSy and graceful m ayie" "Correcf,
pure 0Hd elec0tiHg az as feHdeRcu." ''Bcau.
E/iH und good" "a household treasure. -
COmmepd1h0us like the oLoye fran, CoHcge
PrcgdeHfs and Professors, ministers NJ aH
denominations, amt the rlIigio,ts anil scea.
igr press all orer ME country. Hs fresh.
ness, purity n language, ,rh clear oBcn
Wpe, fine steel eagrariHgs, sDbsfaptiaL bind
ing, opd io,o price, nuke 10 rho book for
The masses. Agents are selling from so to
$50 per ,ceeh
" 'ront U7gymeD, Scdool Trachers.
smart youDg men and Iodies Ia jufro,lgce
H,e 'rorh FIR as ~ eyerV foirpshiD. ma IRE
'cH poy literally No inteHigcnt man or
'romo1l need BE- ,cthout a payjpg business.
Send for circular, faH description, anal
terms. Ad}rcSs
ZEIGLER & McCUBDY,
is s. Sixth Street, Phil. pa.
l39 Race Street, Cincinnati. Ohio
60 Monroe Street, Chicago Tll
SOB n Sixth S.. ST. Louis, Mo
or, lO2 Main ST., Springfield, Mass.
Sept. 2, 1870.-4m.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A WoRD.-Say not a word, you had bet
ter leave uusaid. a word is iitue thing,
we know, but it has stirred up n world Of
strife SURPRISING a word saved many a
character many life A.word unutter-
ed, and Hamilton would have lived a pride
Of his country. Who can tell the good or
bad effects Ola single word BE careful
what you say. Think before you speak,
and you viii never bee mortified with your.
self OF cause q thrill pain to h1sh through
the face of a friend
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
WIT AND IIUNIOR.

A farmer out West, in announcing his
willingness to take a wife, declares that be-
ing himself in clover, he has no objection
to take lady in weeds.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A Philadelphia German advertises ga
dark completed mule, blind in one eye,
Roman nose and lame in one leg"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

JOSH Billings says Most people de-
cline 20 learn only by theirown experience ;
and / guess they are more than half right.
for ! don't s'poso man could geta correct
idea Of molassos candy merely by letting
another Teller taste il for him.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A minister said to a little boy John
ny, tell me where God is and I'll give
you n orange johnny Immediately res
pondcd Tell me where he is not and I'll
give you two
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

Cease, rude Bolus, clustering railer.
said Mrs. Darlington, as she reached ont Of
The window 70 secure refractory shutter.
How it blows said she, as she shut down
tho window. This must be the noxious
storm, where the sun crosses the Ponobscot
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

Il am going to the post-office, Tom
shall l inquire for your well, yes, if
you want to; but don't think you'll find
me there
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

The mosquitoes have collected their bills
and departed.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

A man was married he lost bis wife,
and had a stone erected over her grave -
He married a second wife, and when She
died be bad the gravestone split and itthus
served for The two departed. Heproposed
To the third, and The lady quantity remark
ed q do not believe that stone will split
again
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

On a recent rainy day in New Orleans a
newsboy was accosted with Cub, you must
remember Cromwell's advice-Trust in God
and kcepyour papers dry NO you don't ,
was the reply, Il don't trust
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

Anna Dickinson says she is tired Of be-.
ing abused by newspaper mon She gives
fair warning that hereafter al such shall
receive tit for tat Thisis our tat Now.
como along, Anna ohio STATE Journal
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
THE LADY'S FRIEND.
- :-C-:
Splendid Array Of Talent.

THg LADYs FRIEyD viii continue to be dcy0-
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The latest patterns o. Suits Cloaks, CAPS B8n-
nets, Head Dresses, Fancy Work, Emiroidcry,
&C.. with Receipts, Music and other matter. ia-
te-c5ing % ladies. The music alone IS worth
the cost Of thc whole magazine
THr Lazy FnlryD is edited by Sins UuY
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NEW SUBSCRIBERS who send in their names
for 1871 before the h.st &C January shall receive
thc magnificent December Holiday. number .n
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A large add beautiful Parurv STEEL Eyaatr-
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80 WainucSUcet, Philadepha.
Specimen copies sent free
Nov q 1870
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
Dissolution.

VIE partnership heretofore existing between
4 l6U @ oman * Combs. iu
ih' Mercantile business. has been dissolved by
mutual consent The business of Che firm viii
Doe settled zap by John w Combs who viii be
found ~ The store
JAS c.. RUCKMAN,
JOHN w COMBS.
Romney, Nov. Is, 1STO.-3t
AVA. LaQuyp and Bio Coffee, as low as the
- lowest for sale by
GILKESON & PATTIE.
Romuey Nov IL. 1870.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

An Akron, Ohio, woman married one Of
her lovers 10 the morning and elopod with
another in ihe afternoon
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
IR a n A RT,
AT HIS
Mdchinery Depot,
ClarlHSburG, W. Va.

These are easily attached to Saw Mills or anv
other Power, and warranted TO grind Flour and
Meal Of n superior quality at greater rate Of
speed than any other Mill and 90 it without
heating or any other difficulty. Weight 400
Mills are warranted To grind 20 bushels per hour
aud many do grind from 30 to 60 bushels per
hour. Price, S275.
T. S.-lf within 30 days, for any reason the
mill should not be entirely satisfactory il will
be taken back and the money refunded and all
railroad and steamboat charges paid both WAYS
First-cass CIRCULAR SAW MILLS and
CARDlNG MACHINES on hand and made to or
der. 1Clarksburp. March IA ls-o
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
Henry's Constitution Renovator

Henry's Constitution Renovation
cannot be equalled by any other preparation of
the day. II any person should be skeptical about
this, let him ask his ueighbor about our remedy
NINE HUNDRED q NINETY-NINE
men out of thousand know of this remedy, and
cannot find words enough for their praise Be-
low we print few samples of letters we are con-
stantly receiving daily
EXTRA CTS F'ROM LETTERS
81 ,cas yaccinoted at the Hospital at
FicksJUrg for Small Pr. I ,ras neCer
sick Jcfore. Since then, uHtd tyied a bot
he cfyour Constitution Renoc0tor, I uaS
never free from scabS. Mr.. Willard, Of
Eutdlc, Aia., sent me Goulc If your rem
edy. / am noW, since Ihare taken II, free
from all sores, ercept small one on D,y
leg, and 1t IS fast healing."
81 ,odS ve1y much troubled ,ciM sYphH's
Your remedy seems 10 be curing me fast.
SEMI / bot les per Erpress"
Yes, yes, may ,ceH sag, such relief
from constant dching, 1ods neUer experience
Ell by me until noW. Your Constitution
Reno0ator IS curing me up."
4 laly 'ories: "lHy complexion as as
fair as u babes, hdnks 10 your remedy."
"No more rheumatism. Three bottles
Of Constitution Ren0Udtor hare made me
nc'O man."
"Doctor, enclosed find SIS. Please send
me a supply. Tco families here want to
try your Constitution RenoUator"
We hare room, for no more letters, Int
enough has BEEN said. Il last appeal as
made to you Of the
p U r. Il SOU HERN ACE
Check and nip .Scrctula in its bud, and
IL 'cW ne0er blossom IN yo,r chi1olrcn an
The form of~asted, stunted Jodies and sick.
Ly Skins
For DELICATE FENALE.S, Sick.
" children, for diseases Of the BLood ana
| Kidneys, his remedy cannot be surpassed
CAUTION In ordering or ren,ed,
! oi'oays place Tie number NJ our Post O6iGl
Bor on your letters. The mem Ia,o IN on,
Ne'o York Post Office compel this
Address,
DIR. NJ. T. HENRY & CO,
Director General Berlin Hospital, Prussia
Agency Of the United States.
Post Office Box 5272, New York
nor CONSTITUTION RENOVATOR is 81
per bottle six bottles for So. Sent anywher
on receipt Of price Patients are requested {,
correspond cOnidentially, and reply will b,
made by following mail.
Sold by all respectable Druggists
October 20, 1869.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02
For restoring Gray Hair to
its natural Vitality and Color.

A dressing which
Is at once agreeable,
healthy, and effectual
for preserving the
hair. Faded or qrav
hair IS soon restored
to its original color
NTH the gloss and
freshness of youth.
Thin hair is thick
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

THIS is no idle remark that we make. II is
Il now known to all that the majority of those
brave men who fought the Southern battle for
freedom, are combating a much more serious
enemy now lurking in their veins During the
late war thousands of men were vaccinated with
all forms of dieases under the pretense of guard
ing against that fell destroyer, Small Pox
Vaccination is boon TO mankind when the
vaccine virus is pure; but when il is taken from
the arm OF a patient who has Scrofula BOTH
PERSONS ARE TAINTED ALIKE IL is
perfectly notorious that vaccine matter has and
is now being taken from the bodies of negroes
aud white men, full of mercurial and kindred
dieases. The remedy now so well known for the
cure of Scrofula,
Henrys Constitution Renovation,
is offered to all with the strongest assurances of
PERFECT & MOST COMPLETE CURE
For
SCROFULA. SKIN ERUPTIONS,
SALT RHEUM, SYPHILIS,
BOILS, PIMPLES.
WASTE OF VITALITY,
RHEUMATISM,
ULCERkTED
THOATS, and
CONSUMPTION.
Honru'S COrSfifr1fiO1, Do~oro+1,,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1870-12-02

september 2 1870.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1870-08-20
What does Reason say?

The little morgoose wher bitten by deadly ser
pent a certain plant. cats of il, and
capes the effect of the poison This is instinct u
Z, an beings tue other hand must depend
son and OK perience in selecting the means of pro
tecting health and life against hoesome iniuen-
ces. Now, what does reason say this vital snb
jeeIf Does it tell that to invigorate and
purify the syeten Is tho best to protect RS
against the Invisible poison which generates dis
Surely it does. The next question is, what
guide shall follow in choosing medicinal safe
guard Reason replies let your monitor be eNpc-
ricnce Well the experience OF eighteen years COM
prscd in. unbrohen series of satisfactory tcsti
monals assures that uostettar's Stomach Bitters
possess strengthening, regulating and antiseptic
properties which not combined in the same hap
ply proportions i'll any other preparation extant.
This is the tidote to which reason bids
rs resort when health is mperiled either by
the malaria which produces epidemic disorders or
by any other cause, whether Inherent and constitu-
tionai or connected with habits, occupations and
pursuits.
The venom of a noXious reptile is scarcely more
subtle and dangerous than that which turks in foul
air and impure water. To escape the fevcrs bilious
disorders disturbances of the bowels and other
rious maadies produced by these insalUhrou ele-
mcnts, it is absolutely necessary thaG the stomach
and all the secretive organs should be- so t" spcak
in a robust condition. Upon the amount of rcsis
which the vital system can opp to the del
FERROUS influences that assal it, the safety of tho
hcalth depends, and it is because the GREAT vEGETA
INvIGORAST imparts energy and regularity TO
the most important functions of the body, that 1T
can be recommended and guaranteed an invalra
BILE preventive medicine.