The Plymouth Democrat. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1869-1941, 1870-09-08
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A Chop FOR BREAKFAsT-Hash
ECONOMY is the easy chair of Old age.
HOPE and strive is the way TO thrive.
GALLEY SLAVES -Printer's devils.
CoNTRABAND OF Wharf.-The pipe Of
peace.
CHEAP HOsPITALITY-Entertaining an
idea.
The worst kind Of head gear-False-
hoods.
A NATIVE silk-wofm has been discov-
cred in Texas
RUMOR TIsM is prevalent journalistic
complaint.
A CONTEMPORARY says Eve was the first
| bonea-part
WHEN patient begins to feed more,
the doctor Is feed less.
THERE were 343,577 dead letters en-
tombed at Washington last July.
MOST LIKELY-A city raped in slum-
Der, would most likely wake up at once
KENTUCKY expects to raise $4,000 hogs
heads OF TOBACCO this year.
A POLICY issued by the Washington in
1861, for $4,000, in 1866 had increased to
$11,152 70.
A PHILADELPHIA family left the Gas
! burning while they went 10 Europe and
back.
& STITCH in Time may save nine-bu
he never seems to be entirely sewn up.
The residents Of Boston represent an
| aggrc gate wealth of over one thousand
millions Of dollars.
PHILADELPHIA devotes all the fruit
| grown IN FairnOnt Park to the charita-
bic Institutions III the city.
THE best birthday gift for your wife is
a policy on your lie in the Washington
Life, Of New York.
WHAT cord is it IN which you can find
knots that no man living ever tied, and
no man living can unite? Why, cord
of wood.
A RESIDENT Of New Jersey writes to
correct the statement that sparrows eat
mosquitoes In his part Of TIE country
the mosquitoes eat the sparrows.
TEE WOMAN QUESTION" Can you let
me have so this morning?" The Man
Question -" What did you do with that
81 gave you last week."
"No vehicle drawn by more than one
animal is allowed to cross this bridge in
opposite directions at the same time" is
at Denver, Col.
The following is the conclusion of
| letter from a Dutch commercial house ::
Sugars are falling more and more every
day; not so the respect and esteem with
which we are" &C., &c.
A LITTLE Hartford four-year-Old, re-
peating the Lords Prayer at his mothers
knee, came To the petition "giye us this
day oar daily bread" and added, soto voce,
candy too"
A PARTY of workmen engaged in dig
ging canal in Sherman, Me, found a
live turtle, eighteen inches across the
back, ten feet below the surface
Why is mans trade mark like Ger.
tain lcsdIng PIu sian? Because it is a
"blz' marx. The author OF the above
leaves wife and twelve small children.
The greatest length Of New England is
about $50 miles, and its greatest breadth
300 miles. Its narrOwest part ia between
Il ston and West StOckbridge, 135 miles.
The Emperor Napoleon, besides own
ing large amounts OF property in New
York, is now said 10 also have q LARGE
amount of rca estate IN Baltimore, pur-
chased five years ago.
The new Grand Central Hotel at New
York is claimed 90 cover more area than
any other in the world, has been two
years IN building, cost 10000 and can
accommodate 500 guests.
a CONTEMPORARY tells of q "shrewd Jer-
sey farmer" who doesn't shoot bows that
steal his melons, but lets them eat all they
want ana takes his revenge VIXEN reading
their obituary notices in the paper the
next day"
To what extremities the confirmed pun
ster is sometimes driven, may be seen by
the following: Consider the house a
structure consider the house g shelter !;
consider the house home; and then, o
then, consider. the HOusatonic
ELIJAH HEDGEs, of Mortified, Mass,
is the owner OF pair of boots made in
the year 1923. For thirty years he wore
them only on Sundays, June trainings,
Fourth of July, &c, while for the last
twelve years ne has worn them "occa-
sionally."
IT is said that NJ near Goose creek, In
Norfolk county, Va, there is damsel
whose hair is so red that she has to wear
fy-nets over her ears to keep candle
moths from springing into that part of
her anatomy while she sits pensive in the
summer twilight.
"WHAT part of the chicken will You
take, Mrs. Bittusf" "a wing, If you
please, Mr.. B.-a wing" Cant give
you that, my dear, want that myself; be-
| sides, only angels have wings" "Indeed!
then you had better help yourself to a
drm-stick, Bittusi brutes have legs"