The weekly standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1869-18??, 1870-05-18
Where We Saw Him Last.

Since his return, we first saw 10. Turner
going out of the side door of Pepper 6
O'Connors'- where he had doubtless taken
one +" of his three glasses of ale per week,
&c.
Now, Joseph" you are fine and prom
Using youth Why do you go to grog-
shops"
Since VIC have seen you, our opinion IS not
changed-you are still the same scaliawag
and turpentine 10.
What ais youG Whisky, or little
more grape Capt. Bragg" We know that
YOU and Ex-Governor Bragg are brother
Democrats. 1t is a delightful co-alition-"a
murdered coalition as Webster once said.'
No wonder that the three glasses OF ale per
week are necessary. Else the ghost would
not down. How many does Ex-Gov. Bragg
take? How many do Messrs. Bledsoe, Mer-
rimon, DeCarteret, God save the mark
HAYWOOD and Moore take? Do they take
81 or41 glasses. cue
We should like to know also how many
Messrs. Latham, Garter and Ransom take F? z
How many do Messrs. Morrisey, (oh
gracious,) Kenan, (aIas0 and Hughes, (the
lamp inventory take? Three glasses per
week, or three gallons d
Then as to Maj Englehard. How many
Almond A. McKoy! Sampson county
brandy, get out of the way, or you will be
destroyed. Col T. c. Fuller-he is full 'er
'nough. VI,
Then there is Messrs. Ames, Plummer and
Yorke. "Alas! poor Yorick,' three glasses
of ale will not do for You. 3
Gen. A. NJ. Scales. Here is scaly ques
tion-how many glasses. He can hold a
stone jug full; and therefore being above
our capacity, we pass him by.
Col. J. T. Morehead. We let him pass
as he has mere head than brains.
M S. Robbins. That is sufficient.
John E. Brown. Who is bc anyhow y
! R. F. Armfeld. When tho 1tlantic ocean
is dry, Armfeld will still be saturated with
red eye. He would make firstclass sign
for temperance lecturer. R
David Schenck We will let him alone,
for we got upon spree ourself in his County
Lincoln. a. F81.ae rtHF Is
| A. G. Avery. II this is the A. G. that we
| once knew he is man who takes his 'three
glasses" per week. 81 ~
| Then there is remaining one Cooke and
Mr.. Love. We do not know the first, but
the last named can make champagne
cork fly. d..
And this is the Temperance Committee of
the Conservative party. '.
Then follow fifty-one Democratic or Con-
sentative members of the General ASS mbly
Of this number we can testify to having seen
Messrs Jones, Strudwick, Murphy, Malone
Durham, Moore, Davis, Barnes, Scott, Mel
Choir, Robbins, Mason, Humphries, Kelly,
WEIGH, Farrow, Painter, Robinson, Thomp
son, Argo and Clayton, take their three
glasses" per week also. Besides they looked
thirsty afterwards, and doubtless went fol
turpentine JOS bottle after they parted from
US.
We have some more names in store. There
is good catalogue of Democrats, who only
take "threc glasses" per week. We shall lei
them have it in broken doses. The public
ly drunken rascals shall be exposed
Their 'three glasses" per week shall not bt
taken in peace. 1t is not the worm of thu
still, nor the worm in the glass, which vii
sting them. We will give them rap witt
genuine shellalah, and when they get som'
better and return to their filth, we shall raj
them again. There shall be no rest for thu
wicked.