, 1870-06-26
TIT-BITS,

A colorcd boy undertook to wash windows In
the third story or hotel and fell out. An
otheE undertaken finished the job.
There ia often but elight. separation be-
tween womans love and her hzto. Her keen
teeth are very near to her sweet Ipa-
They say IN Idaho girl puts on style be-
cause bhe CLANS her teeth with the butt end
Of backing brush She eayB she vas
t11ught tg " to be neat md doesn't ease What
"A mother had repeatedly called her little
son 10 come and say bis prayers, IA it was bed
time. Finally be stopped his play aud said :
- What's the natter, mamma, Is God in u
hurry ~
"A rirh old uncle, who had two nephews,
left his will "a follows: ITO my nephew
William leave my vholo fortune, because
know he viii bestow it on the poor. To my
nephew Albert leave nothing. for the sane
reason
"A clergyman Last summer visited the cele-
brated Hooeac tunnel and encountered
sprigh.Iy Irishman, Who, in reply to the ques-
promptly replied: Faith, no! but thin it'll
be great ornament to society.' r.
"A thoughtful person thus muses. on the
story OF Daniel IN the lions den: How asd
il was for those poor lions, when Daniel Wis
dropped into their den, to be compelled to go
chop from the calf Of bis leg would taste, and
he denied the luxury. It waa rough on them
Lions. but it taught them self-Daniel."
"a horticultur'st advertised that he would
supply ali kinds Of seeds and plants Some
wag sent Al order for one package Of custard-
pie eeed and dozen Of n1nce pie plants,
which he Flied by sen1ing twelve hens eggs
and small dog.
"A ssa Captain trading regularly to tha
coast Of Africa WAS invited to mcet COM
mittee Of : soGety for the evangelizAsiun Of
ds'c.. He Vas .aket1, among numerous
African races, Do tho subjects Of the king
Of Dahomey keep Sunday r" Keep sunday!"
their hands o."
The Houston (Ts1as) uaion publiahos ths
.ake barrel Of cisteru water and dozen oid
Democratic newspaper, mix well together md
stir with ramEod for fifteen minutes.'
"A distinguished Prcsident Of Harvard Col
legs was onee naked by brother clergyman
how lonx.it took him to Hrita sermon. He
eaid. Sometimes week, sometimes longer"
What! q week 70 write = Hermon7 Iwrite
one in AdAy, And make nothing Of IT," "Tes,~
replied the Doctor, 1t bat make something Of
m-ne.'
The LAST year that Dayy Crocket was IN
Congress,s . political jolliacation waa heId, pro.
feasedly IN honor OF the birthday Of Jefferson
Dasy met several Of the company going home
from the festival, and thus graphically de-
sciibed their condition - They weze 30 drunk
that I'll be d-di il ekher4S them could hit he
Gsays Kssie 70 hesnsE snseand. . John,
What rock does tus loy.esufh upon :"
4gosh John, and gslanssSom ear 70 ear,
The rock Of Jonder r1zdle, deat-"
college students have legend OF me-
chanicA and perhaps sleepy. parson. who
prayed At morning prayers that the - inefficient
may be nade efficient, the incorporate tenn
perate, and the industrious dust1ioua.~
49,. Two friends Il !! met " Al, gooa day! How
health p .Eo, for mine.' '4 A''
An Intellectual Young Lady" Oh, MAN.
ma, asked Mias Brown. what ia deu7 She
says it is Tho moisture imbibed by plants dur
ing the nights Of tho summer months. Sox,
mamma, dear, dew is The condensation OF
a4ueous vapor by body which has radiatedits
pheIic temperature"
--PhGbe Cozxens quoteb from II. Kings
XXI, IS, to prove thai men should wAsh
diahes and do other housevolk, as follow:
~ Will wiPe Jerusalem, as man wiPeh :
aish Hiping it, and turning It upside down. n
is this: The cost Is what you Weas Ana me
baby is what you WAS.
DIR. Chaillu thus describes the costume OF
N African court: "King DHpo Fors dFeas-
coat-and nothing mora his drst Alnister, =
sleeveless shirt-and nothing ,s note; e:; h's SEC
his fhiri 5Iiniater, = hAt-Aud nothing more
the Queen, m tnhrcl1a-and nothing more"
Some time since, gentleman died who
during his life, refused ,h to believe IN another
bis wife recei5ed, through I medium, COM
municatiou, which resd as follows: "Dear
wife, EoH believe Please send me- my thn
-':>>us driver to conductor Of opposit .oa
buEt I've knowed yer eSer since yer sAs