Smyrna times., 1870-09-21


..;JI 1gdse = K, of North Carolina is a great
.en'Il bne tor I9rnS' One day soldier who had
brought in as a witness. The .Jndoa toi5 L;
70 Pm nold up his right hand Cant doif s;r y
men hold up your left The man said that
ne nad got a shot in that arm too. EsTben -
Sald me Judge sternly, "you must boIJ -,
your leg No man ever can be sworn s;r r.
thing HoiuS up some
- . " Illustrate the way the law is vindicated in
me me est, We publish a notice posted nm bv =
montana sheriff: All nnrsons NJ 80
peen indicted by the Grand Jury for borse.
>IeaIlng or murder are requested TO renort -.
.T, uuT HherlH within ten days for trial. or thew
WI pave 10 be looked after Probably if tbey
sbnr;4 'oln5 S IN and give themselves up, ,.the
lhey mix things considerably in China. A
Ij, Iiin la5Ior may be seen working diligently at
lazy ureSS Tor about sixty cents day. and a
"aSherwoman will wash and iron vour oIotLoa
at S3 hundred while boatma6's wifa ,nn1a
M Mne seen tugglng at the oar or handling tho .n;I.
shoulders O"0y on her
A lady tells New York "soc;etv non0u,,
I1at cngagements are very unsati>factorv cor.
OF AFFAIRS, Tor If you are not very polite and a.
tcnI!e e, ihe gentleman thinks you do not care
Tor nm, and are afraid to be polite for toar tho
engagement might some time be broken OFF
when you would be sorry to think Won ha3
wasted so much sweetness on another woman's
husband ''' "onlan
y tlmid .hachelor at New Bedford Mass
was recently prevented from making nror"a
al OF marriage to a young lady of that c;tv
,,I'ouSh the latter having remarked that sbe
i naa recognized his unsteady legs in the distance
distinguished '0"'O 0e
=, a Boston teacher asked new bow who m.do
Tue glorious universe, but the boy couldn't tell
SO tne teacher got rawhide and told the how X
Ile ulJn telI ne would wallup him. The bow
looked at the whip and Snivelled ont " PIoa"cy
SIR, dtf, dm icon do 1t agqin - The toa"S' '
er tainted. nc 'each-
,.I IovERTY-It is not poverty so much as
pretenhe that harnesses a ruined man".iS
struggle between proud man and On or,atre
p'lrSe-the Keeping up a shallow show tbat
must soon come to an end Have the COURAGE
TO appear poor and you disarm poverty of r.
'harpest sting. "a Ns
!, How heavy you walk ~ exclaimed Mr.,
haekwhack, on hearing her husband tnmbI;nr
up STAIRS the other right. "Well, nv dear
Vas the grut response, -" if you can get a b.r.
ei OF whlSkey up stairs with less noise, I sbonid
Ike to see you do it," '"OU'0
OLD LADY to hackman-" But tbaeo b,cL,
re dangerous. You never know who riJ.s IN
hem en- We might get the small pox." Coachv
l GU We no cause to be afeared of nv coach
lum, for We al the hind wheel waccinated'
nd it took beautiful"
Are these pure canaries p asked vouno
entieman who was negotiating for gift for
Is far. Yes, sir, said the dealer conf
'ntlalIy; j" | raised them ere birds from 90.
Try seed 'U" Ca
a lawyer in an Eastern city has consp;cuor.
displayed in his office the following ao""uS- ~',
,e notification 'usSeS-
uentlemen who expectorate on the floor
mot expect to rate as gentlemen ~ 10Ot
a countryman in Detroit factory hot a..
gIneer dollar that he could sr;ze ~ me
E eel II and nd hold it. He seized it, and wy,
Eed Sf up on pile of bricks outside as tbS
nulng with window sash for neck. tie '"'
veteran housekeeper afirms that tbs .o.r
oa good servants is largely attributable 70
scarcity of mistresses who know how ~ ~
p mouse as one should be kept
\ bore is fellow who keeps taIk,ns
ut yourself ~ nun
.ucy Stone likens boys to vinegar the mors
lother in them the sharper they are.