The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1870-08-12
NEW NORTHWEST.
DEER LODGE CITY, FRIDAY, AUG. 10.
Josh BiiIis0s Papers.
PLCx PITS.

Josh Bivtn0s EapeTs.
PLUM PITS.
J. man with few brains IL like dorl
with one flea on him; dredful uncazy.
have alwuz nOtjscd when M indivtdua
haint got the ability tow cSiticioe judicious
~, he dams indiskriminatcly.
What do W bet fame IL bet 1t IL cImc
ing creased pole tew win = russ ov ID 90.
lars, and splicing suit Nv clothes worii
fifteen.
Ambishuh IL like hungcr-it obcys NO Law
There i no medicine like good joke: /,
IL oliver coated pill that frolicks amt phis'
icks on the run.
Beauty IL . morning dream which the
breakfast bell puts al end to.
The man who never makes emmy plumbers
will never rise in the esteem Ov The world
sbuv the rcputashun Ov q good guideboard
Making IN entry 0v cllalityson our world
" ledger IL = sure way tcw hav our whole
account thrown out ut the judgement day.
don't want emmy better proof ov good
bod carrier than tew hear another IiOa car.
rier cay. HE IL . cusscd phool ard don't
understand biz bizzness."
A good buck IL like good law.
Poverty aud riches are mere imaginative
distinkshuns. The man who can cat his
bread and bc happy IL certainly ri cher than
he who kant cut 1t unless II IL sprcd with
butter.
Fortune IL like mirror, it don't alter men,
It only shows them just - they am.
At tho present advance ov intOlck tual re-
6ncment, philosophy will prove faith to he
. farce-Adam relick-this world the
work Of an carihquake-the Bible tale ov
credulity, and the Almighty nothing more
than an honorary member 0v the crate COL
lege ov science aud art.
Debt IL q trap which man sets and baits
himself and then deliberately gifts into.
Diseaze and pills, when they enter mans
boldly. are like two lawyers when they I'M
dcrtake tew settle hiz affairs, they compr0'
misc the matter by laying out the patient.
One good way kn0 Ov to find happiness
IL not by borcing hole to fit the plugg, but
by making plug to fit the hole.
A lie IL like nitro-glycerine, the best ov
judges kant tell when it IL going tsw bust
and skater confusliun.
A kicking COW never lets drive until jist
AZ the pail Il full, and seldom misses the
mark; il IL jiss % with sum meme plumbers.
Az the flint kontains the spark, unknown
tcw itself, which the steel alone kan wake
into life, 10 adversely often reveals tew US
uIlUC0 kcIUo Which, VI ACSN6SASS
would forever hsv hid.
About one hail the pity in this world IL
not Inc result ov sorrow, but sstisfackshun
that it aint our h0ss that haz had hiz lex
broke.
Most people when they cum tcw yu for
advice cum tew hav their own Opinyu ns
strengthened, not c0rrcktcd.
Men seem tcw me. nowadays, tcw be
divided into slow Christians and wide awake
sinners.
Thare is lots ov folks who are like =
pump, not ov emmy use tcw themselfs, but
simply . handle aud suckshun for others.
All happiness IL like gold IN quartz, thsre
IL four quarts " stone to one ounce 0v
gold.
Hope and Debt are partners in trade
Hope hunts up the customers aud Debt
skins them.
Toll SWEETS a. the brow, but idleness SWEETS
oil over.
Dispair IL the ashes ov hope, which the
wind 0v tribulashun skaters.
A man haz got about done going down
hill when he gifts whar he brags on hiz lazy.
ness; such . krittcr IL Ov no more use tew
himself nor others than frozen .tew. death
rooster In barn yard. w..
He who spends al hiz substance in char.
ity will undoubtedly git biz reward mere
and hereafter; but hiz reward here will be
the poor house.
Give q smart child pack ov kartls and q
epcllin look, and he will lsrn tcw pla good
game ov b. 10 jak long before he kin spell q
word 0y two sillablos. --,..,
A lie IL good for short race, but i takos
truth tew run the heats-''blood Will tell. "
Thare Il huge number ov souls pcram'
bulating around the world who hAv bin
straiuing for years after camel and finally
had to swallow nat. ta..... -.
We should awl aim ct pcrfeckshun, but
none put Q phool will expect to reach Il.
Pride lives on itself; 1t II like rac0on In
winter. keeps fat bi sucking ito claws.
LsfIing devils orc the most dangerous. II
had mule that wouldn't neither Xix mol
bite. | should watch him dredful spry till
found out WHARF biz malice lay-Nsw YorA
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