, 1870-04-17
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ii wind makes thsm Tst.I u.ss not eyess WLen
~ 11tse seea s.. eua sno"-a pretty cheek.
sA is mness;11s setnon :. SO frequently ay tina
2is ~; .!1 erroneous Tor who is there ths: :.
II sfTp Tlp T1,uni. ntoates
81 M. .sLed IN ~ pau y! me lows State I,ri.
Isl Here !. II, n ,,1s1e aIena nov his pa1ishion
~ pIy. 4t'oef convection, was the
s5l F
Sarh,.nes Suaness u mighty dull! hrre," s,;
~ lur;e.1 ;o;n a.ass s andettakes: II have
STo Gntine SOU aor over week"
81 for ceoi; iI;cnh3u paper a1vrrtiscs tur T.. r.;
n would lie Them bettes beatesp95.E 1am zEs replies Il
nj 10 Aen. So '@
ie- 49, 49, "nses once heard speech ,lsra,
,.o oe!ote company Of newsboys and ha,sIL"El1
As Ioliows: MY dear children fon si,I;a
De g99d because It is so good to be a eos5 snos =
bad II you are good, ron vii feo :. ~ s, 10
n DO; you arc bad. you will feel ~ ~ 70. 10
il you d. '4a
;,s -.Ihe other Ilar, i, the sn.n;sh ca....
icade. Of the Liberal Unionists toid G9:,es a:,s
uan man il n sn,;a iass hq va. The mort urro7,I
20 Hunting Parsou~Weu G.nae s'I1E rspl
- Exc the new ra1Bter?" Od.Fssb,on,<Ha ~" ~ .
- - rnan-"Oh, he'll do. sir sseems oi,sa n H1s:
j ans SOFT o gent1rnan-the vtrv fn.t ~ rsea !
s1 81 Inness ~, ne sSessu At me 50 comfortable -
The other dag. in Paris. :. e.tho,;, ,..
aske1 I little boT ~ e;x !. u1'". FEE.
:, wIetch- yon do not tuor ynnr .s; 49, son Gtsl
What -on,d yuu ssyr tod ahouE cs1, vos ~oas, Z.
iore HIM ~ would not rn yanj;oa ~ y:
, oos, unaesatat1ng1y. 40
/, sud sud ssa 'nst stofy sons.e t5om Cambridge.
S!Ios and 7enos attended the other Dr. ~ ~ l.
Sehate H'uFe. for the pu1rose az var.;,-;.. ~
ny honor1:F degree Of IL b.. he 5rorns5 =.
claimed. "Hanal, 5or ~ ~ sae gallery e1 Y
The effect vas 20 intenrc,r ir,3;a.a. o'oa
me whole assemhlage VA. eonrnis"t3 IN IN
laughter '~17'o VIII
,.d - :. ,.ty st,'lsh- hooking Enest recently A.
bis appearance At lEeakfast I'M ~o,ta aaa uson
1nendaby exihte1 their s,srr;+x " ~. con- h
whatever he uan+Ad tn e.t ..W1ss ~ es1 Mro
hase, sir {" inquired one Of thc u,;ts,s. ~. 5ou
have steak, fish. esgs"-. Dsnn a 1er 1o,aor ws 2
eaid tile gtert, bring ma a .n;,.,1.s toooat.
s: mhpore,, the Ac7aion Delegate to Congress.
ps7ctce poscsmv wv oat :. thst Hst PARENTS Cd not
was e1haastive'' in other w wor,1s % Nh. h.adage adlgse
married al the women In tbs wnri5 AA'A'1'4
there viii bo no n.ne- th;s M EYE nos!eo mas
is nsing the SCISSORS. >N7 "eeA' ~ LIZ WIG
An Affected singrrat Dublin tbc,.r,
sr.I ~ tod By w.g in shs gallery 70 cons oss
other people"
moat peculiar shape "A unv bean .ee,' bo h1 ~. !"
nostriIs avtra~r air s-.,t low, ana the
occasion, II q pai,r- Tbere beiHned Rcea,,. IN one
was ". present. It was mentionca that M
religious opinions vera nns"ttiaLs
and that lsdy 81 hia s..n.;a." "e.a 0nseiuedt
her hest to conyert hi,1 - na.. HAs uomS a',rS
exclaimed Ia,rofa 49, ~
hope she'n begin With his ms. 1e' us
-Recentty Captain Mason. OF WArF.v Fl,
#as standing on the norrh ~ ii. ~ rus
N elderly lady came out Of The hn;1J;n' "Tsn T
rain had been falling. md consa.,..a,Sst, tue
middle Of the street was wet ~ abor,S 1;.l ;hc
o get ae1oss the street without Tet.;nt. rae 1se
he Capt1in rssrond.a san ne,p sop to c1oss.
eel SO much obliged to von ths 1,d. .;1 sHail
. my feet hare not been .st ~, tHen s ia4s sald
For Heavens sake. n.,lsma WI !eass-
ain. don't show them to me- 08''t 'a0 ZAP
"A Dutch woman kent a to1-e,to o
ocgy daF traveller a.kad. M pnu
n is it to b." .sShoost 1a.,1a @Ne, ~"
he reply. "Yes; tut how fa1 ~ m
le traveller. ''Shooat a LartL, u2V. :. -,s.
MADAME. ia Il o,,< ~, H. u.No
onr, CT re mlles:' The good woruan fnrcT-
'usls replied, ~ df1lky Il isr'
-"Yes." eaid .Mr, Quill. in a .,;sc,,rs,
down With the lamb, but Il il TLaiv ou ene uGn @
> inside the other. and the l.rh ra,st ytia r. VIZ
'e outside, either" oe w
- BLUM old farmer eays: "u man mr.
'fses 10 serve the Lord, like 10 sec him lio
wren he measures onion. as vel az Ehcn ha
'llers glory Lalleluvsr.' This rnm,-E III
ply to more TRANSACTION. th., rnasae sM
dons.
-Enereou il his Ia,
" who told hin ths: sbo III, e speaAs ct
-. Il
uld not nfyon7 'e'' aessee' saat rcliaaon
A certai,, nh;1osor,;a,, 1..,. 49,:
7nded the folfnvin1- ,i.ctr esueau AZ
1ng lady at ana ~ on- as tecenH5 70 :,
man has four ages .tha r., .,o,t;na, u1ns
sell. The ACC her eei riee; me, me a. abe gives
she apreaes IN hare e'ss aes, ana tha
-"My dear Tucr +
te in wearing annshpr- ~ 1o,na n p1iHeI ~ your
d." said Smith n bis ~ ~. aaI ~ oa your
n. re1lied tI,a rr;So 4S7 VIE AE dear
al that yon Ar na.s;e; am equally aston-
ens uooJ ~ psist ~ Wearing another
q 4 prudent n,.n 80 49,. ..
D, ais Ike a uin. ms f,a.'1 Why W. french
n going too far "eao prevents hlm
He Who pokes his noso .raau,,v
teti1aes mike II ,,et r,a1. slt"He1e VIII
er s"eSn o''11o and lore
i bis cut i,ncnr y hn, sa.a a, LITTLE innocent
A rsccocio5s but moticst % I I;.tfe teislhs. is1s.,
OlefA WAS EhDTn SAW, y s"V
cf the Great siar so"e p1ctu1es. including
J. II II bnr 2s'e. - :. ~ =; Aa;uma, inquired
w East tha ,cri.- VEL you may call it
,, tcuIe' tha ss I'll aIes another look At the
r. Tnr -, 'up young critic gravely said
: - ~ ~, 81 ano :" get On your draWars -
Il = s ;s ssI..:1 ~ st.
,nssas ~ = ss1sseu s1at merchant in town not
'0.auu Sa.i Mnea from tie soolly city Of HIM.
:, :. 1;;En.s ;e;.:a niel new clerk, and, Of
~ - :. m!aa.ea LIN 1t once into the mysteries
v.i,dnr,sd dvsi2isf. ~: lhe same afternoon the
ing some soss to : ladr CUSTOMER, I whan Taa
nEa OF the l.t.c..ant r,,t. i, T.;