, 1870-05-22
thAs Io.e tbs Lord" Afts reading it through
is looked s up zsEy enPhstisaily At ii the choir; choir;

thas Io.e tbs Lord" Afts reading it through
lse looked up very enphatica3ly at the choir. :.
spd said: "Iou-win begin Ut Che second
velee---
a1et those resuse 10 slh9
Who revef fHew our Col"
"A few days ago, a gentleman whoae pro
bofc5s had been lost, wa+ invited ont tn tea
My dear, said the good wunan Of the house
to her little daughter, II want you TO be very
particular md to make no remsrk about NJ :
Jenkins nose" Gathered about the table.
everything was going well; the child re.red
about, looked rAther puzzled. aud Ut LAST
startled the table: Ns, why did -sou tell me
to say nothing about Mr. Jenkins nose; he
3-"is my f1ce dirty:r asked young lady
from the backwoods, while seated with her
aunt 1t the dinne1+a6Is on steamboat run
ming from Cairo to New Orleans. .Dizty2
No. Why did You ask" "Because th.t IN
snlting waiter insists upon putting towel b.
table, and yet every time be comes asou1ad lie
puts another one before me:
Three little girls were pl1yinE among the
porpies and sage-bgush OF the back yard
Two Of them we're making believe keep house.
little var ap4r1, as near palgh5ors night.
At last one OF them WIS overheard say7uS to
the Youngest OF the lot, ''There. nov, Nelly,
you go over to Sarah's house and stop thers
little while and talk as fast as ever you can.
and then you come back and tell me wh4t abs
says about me, and then I'll talk shout her;
and then you 50 and tell her al say as1d
then wen get as mad as hornets, and won't
speak when we meet. just as our mothers do.
you know: and that Il be such fun-wont it p
a co!ored Judge il Alabama, the other
day, Was informed By the District Attorney.
upon the conclusion Of the arguments Of the
arguments Of counsel that it was the proper
TIME to charge the jury" Cufree on tho
wuolsAck manifested rromHtness in exccut-
ing this instruction which astonished every
one in the courtroom. s'6enr1sn OBJ de-
juy, esia he. II charges you 3tty cents
and datr de lor! f" The verdict of the Jury
bad not hecn recorded At last advices.
- DO others 10 they would like to do you,"
il punchinello's golden rule for Wall street-
Certain hfc-msutsnce are accused Of brib-
ing. grocers to paste their advertisements on
their customer kerosene cans.
People OF Wyoming don't know whether to
call their female Judge Justices Of the Peace
OF Justice Of the peacess,
\ San Francisco Chinan.n. wishing to
purchase eggs, called for chicken nuts"
Wooden payements are poru,.r in tho
West. A st. Joseph City Councilman IS report
ed to have delivered the following speech at
the last meeting Of the Council: '' Mr. Msyor.
and gentlemen Of the Council. let Us lay our
heads together aud mske : wooden pare
ment."
-''Why." asked 4 agoverness Of her little
charge do We pray God 20 give us ot,r daily
bread Why don We ask Tor fonr days, or
five d.yF. OK i week :" "Nc w1nt it fresh }"
replied the ingenious child
Figaro coneideEs tobacco to he not only
"eow poison" but one Of the s1owess poisons
| in the world.
The rebels st Red River object to being
! called 50 Winni-reggers," and have changed this
name OF their settlement to SesteweSaue-
Now they are 10 he called Sest-tce-wee-,1n-
yans, or. for short, Nastyr,ns-
IA Western editor. in RESPONSE to eubseri-
her who Er1,tnhles that his paper is iItolerably
dsm7. says: ''That's because there is 30
| ulrch due on it,
The editor Of Chicago children's paper
| reviewed letter from = lady subscriber, who
writes -. Our little Anna died last week, After
reading the last number OF yonr valuable pa.
rer." Parties who have moro children thau
they want ehould subscribe for that periodi
cal
The only thing in the amusement limo in
PALMYRA, n. T.. il the the measles. They art
tavinh splendid fun. says' the Rochester
IR1.ocrCi. and are attended principally b,
children, sleaste matinees Wednesday AIT
Saturdays.