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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
THE TRENoH PAPERS AND
DICKENS.

The passion Of the French for sensa-
tional stories has recently been illus
trated in a remarkable manner in ref
erence to the late Charles Dickens,
about whom the foreign journals are
full of anecdotes. But the French 60
ahead of the others. Where they get
their stories from Is a mystery to
everybody, for they are unknown IN
England. Here are a couple Of the
most popular. The first Is to the effect
that overwork had made Mr.. Dickens
80 eccentric in his habits that he turned
day into night, and was in the habit of
walking the streets Of London from
midnight until five in the morning.
"On the occasion Of one Of these
walks, the greatnovelist Observed lady
Of respectable appearance following
him. Night after night she followed
him, and ifever the novelist approached
her she fastened away, startled and
confused. At last they met face to
face, and the lady declared, In great
agitation, 'Charles Dickens, you have
done me much injury. l can no more
rest. Look at me, so that you may
remember ME, for I desire to be re-
membered. You will see me no more
Mr.. Dickens soon Afterwards ascer-
tanned that she was the wife Of a
Colonel in tho Indian army. In a
few days came a casket Of ebony and
ivory to the novelist, containing a por-
trait 81 the lady, a lock Of her hair,
aud this note: Il have loved you
madly. But the love 1 have given to
you I owe to another. l am Of my
own free will going to another world,
where / may think Of you without
~treachery. Pity me- 1t was signed,
'The lady Of the other night MIR.
Dickens flew to her house, to find that
she was dead with q dagger in her
heart. Another of these stories Is OF
female Of more aggressive character.
This woman led a scandalous life, but
presumed to fall in love with the nov
| eIist, and to write him ardent letters,
to which he sent no reply. The woman
determined on revenge, and tried TO
stab the novelist as he was coming out
OF n theater. But such was the hui
m,nity of Charles Dickens, that his
only desire was to save the unfortun-
ate woman from the legal consequences
OF her infatuatlon. He snatched her
from the witnesses Of her attempted
crime; thrust her into his own car
riage; put his coachman In with her
to keep her quiet, and himselfascended
the box, took the whip and drove
away"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

WE have passed from Surnmer into
Fall. What a Summer it was! The
record shows that there was more heat
than during any corresponding period
for the past eighty years. 1t is said
nature always asserts the law Of equil-
ibrium. If this proves true, n cold
Winter will be the result.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

THE ART or MANUFAcruRISa
SrEEcuxs. firm Of printers in
Washington has brought suit for a bill
Of go for printing various political
essays purporting to have been writ
ten BY a prominent Congressman. On
the trial Of the case 1t appeared that n
professed speech writer. under = regu-
lar agreement with the Congressman
rs to compensation, had prepared and
published under his name, addresses
and essays upon the currency. COM
merce and navigation, the tariff, the
revenue, the Alabama dispute, the
workingmen's movement, wo,nen's
rights and other questions.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

The invasion Of France In 1898, BY
the allies Of the Bourbons was effected
by about 2O2, 900 men. France, accord
ing to Louis Blanc, in his recent his
tory Of this period, had 400, 900 soldiers
under arms to resist the advance Of the
foreign troops from the Low Countries,
the Rhine, the Alps and the Pyrenees.
The Duke Of York commanded 10000
Hanoverians and Au ,trians; the Prince
OF Cobourg, $1,000; the Prince Of Or
ange, 10000 the Prince of Hohenloe,
$4,000; and $1,000 Germans, under
various leaders, were advancing from
the Rhine. The contrast between the
art Of war then and now, and the COM
parative ability Of the leaders, are sub
jects deserving Of the closest study and
attention.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

A SMART girl in Minnesota popped
the question to her lover, asked the
consent Of her parents, procured q
marriage license, ordered the wedding
breakfast, the carriage to convey them
to the depot, and had a private CONVEX
sation with the parson, all the same
day. The young mar had occupied
seven years in the effort to ask her to
have him, and had failed every time.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

GESuISE PoRr AND CLAHET WINES.
It Is reported that during 1869 there
were exported from Lsguna de Termi-
nos, a seaport town Of Yucatan, 6l,-
63s, 200 pounds Of logwood. This
quantity was exported in 100 vessels,
Of which A we're French, IS German,
l6 Spanish, 7 American, 5 English, I
Danish, and S vessels belonging to
Mexico, Venezuela, Belgium, Holland
and Italy, one to each country. The
question has been asked, how much OF
the above quantity Of loSwood carried
In the IS French, German and Spanish
vessels was used in the manufacture OF
"genuine ports and clarets" abroad?
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

REMovISa PNSrER's INK FROM
PApER.-Under a French patent for
removing printers ink from paper pre-
viou, to working it over again, the
paper Is first soaked in water contain
ing ten per cent. Of caustic soda or
lime, then washed on a filter with
water, and finally treated with water
containing ten per cent. Of hydrochloric
acid
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
I'm MEMoRIAM.

MEETING OF THE TEACHERS OF
n st. Johns Sunday School, tho following
resolutions were adopted and ordered published:
Pesolred, That In the death Of our late Super;
intendent, N. A. II. BALL, we have lost . friend
cndeared 10 us by innumerable acts OF love and
kindness, extending through tho years during
which we have boon associated with him In ids
school.
him, and tho deep and lasting regard In which
we hold his memory. by resignation to God'e
will, as shown in hts release rom me toiis OF
life, and by earnest endeayors that this scnool
the dearest object OF HI: eare.msy ~. nS' a. ~.
cheney in which he left II.
Gold I'LL, September Q, 1870. te9ot
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

WHITE PINE.-The following is a
reported list of delegates to the Re-
publican State Convention, to be held
on the 2lst. Most Of toem are said to
favor Tritle for Governor: Stephen
Thomas Wren, NJ. Atwood, Frank
Drake, r. p. r. Dimmock, Robert
Rowland, W. J. Forbes, Reuben Bar
ney, W. J. Smith and D. II. Jackson.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

CoNpIIMENTARy.-Brother Robins,
Of the Humboldt Register, pays the
News the following ~left-handed lick
but how true it is, our readers can best
judge:
The GOLD Hull NEWS Is one OF our most In
teres,ing exchanges. It's editorial and news
columns show talent and good judgment-and
It's advertising columns loom up nne, and show
an evidence Of basincss and prosperity.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

GOVERNOR BLAsDEL arrived on the stage, yes
terlay, and we presume will remain 10 the city
until the time for going to Elko to attend the
State Convention. We suspect the old man 10
troubling himself this trip moro about the suc.
cession than about mining Matters Whhs Pine
Ne,cs. l0M.
No doubt Of it. There are certain
foot prints of 4 large size, connected
with the State Treasury business, Of a
year or two's standing, which his Elk
cellency would like to cover up by a
successor Of his own choice-hence his
great anxiety about the succession.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

LYON CoUNrY.-The following Is a
list Of delegates as reported elected to
the County Convention, which comes
Off at Dayton tomorrow: Silver City
precinct-H. S~weetapple, j. N. Nc
Ginnis, l. B. White, Claus Becker, G.
Mooney, A. P. Hornick, D. L. Hastings;
Dayton-J. D. Sims, J. NJ. Hammer,
F. Mccullough, T. vinson, ]. Shaw,
H. Kennedy, L. Lamb, G. c. Fish,
NJ. O. Sheafer, 4. j. Atkinson.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

That new seyen-story hotel pro-
jected In Chicago Is to charge the most
for the highest rooms, on account OF
their pure air and greater quiet.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

A LITTLE boy in this city, hearing
his father speak about the war in pro-
gress In Europe, said, (which had
you rather belong to, father, an engine
compSnH or a battle? !"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

ing able to extract the ball, though
they have probed diligently for 1t.
A dispatch from Portland says the
construction train was thrown down
an embankment, three men seriously
injured and the train demolished.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

Mn. SruRaroS, In a recent sermon,
said Brethren, If God had referred
the ark to a committee OH naval affairs,
in my opinion 1t would not have been
built YET"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

REPUBLICAN, PRIMARIES. - Lander
county held its primaries last Satur-
day, and Its County Convention will
be held next Friday, which will make
county nominations and appoint dele
gates TO the State Convention.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

And in accordance with law, and an order Of
tho Board OF Trustees, made on the 18th day OF
August. A. D. 1870, so many shares Of each par.
eel Of said stock as may be necessary, VIII 90
sold at the office OF the Company, No. b9O Mont
concry street. San Francisco. California, on
THURSDAY, the 29th day OF September. 4: D.
1870, At the hour Of 1 o'clock r. n OF said day,
to pay said delinquent assessment thereon, TO-
gether with costs OF advertising and expenses
GEO. r. sPINNEY. Secretary.
oeice-No. $40 Montgomery street, San Fran
cisco, California. Fol2,td
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
WANTED,

SITUATION, BY A RESPECTABLE
n youut girl, to do general housework 10 Z
private family. Wages not 90 much An object
as . .toady home. Il . good cook. washer and
ironer. Inquire at the residence OF ". b. Smith,
foreman o2the Crown Point mine, IN rear o. the
Catholic Church.
Gold Hill, August -, 1910. suspof'
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

A cE~Ssus-rAXEK in Indiana has
found a Lena Luella Josephine Hurdy
Curly Roberts Musidora Smith. He
honored her with all entire page in his
book.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

A YOUNG seaman Of the Isle Of
Shoals, n. H., recently took l,soo
maclerel at a single haul, and sold
them to n fish vender on the spot for
also.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

In THE ZELDA dispatch received
from Thornburgh last evening informs
his friends that no Is In the field again
for the Democratic nomination for
Goyernor.-White Pine Ne,cs, l0h.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

A rrNIp gentleman at Jacksonville
Indiana, attempted to commit suicide
last week because n neighbor had
threatened to shoot him.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
FOR COUNTY CLERK.
n, n, PENOYAR,

0R GOLD HILL, HAVING
~ been solicited to become q candidate for tho
office Of Clerk OF Storey county, and having as
scnted thereto, respectfully soicits the support
OF the Delegates TO the Republican County Con-
~vention.
Gold Hill, August &c, 1870. au26-tds
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
Deaths.

In Virginia, September 18th, Lorenzo Deber-
nard, a native Of Switzerland, aged 26 years.
In Peru. Indiana. September 6th, John l. st.
Clair. aged 1 year and 10 months, son Of m
A. st. Clair, OF Churchill County, Nevada.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

o. To CASpIpATEs.-All candidates Announcing
themselves for public once through the medium;
ship OF this paper, will please understand tnst ~
advance,
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
FOR COUNTY CLERK.
A, WILLIAMS

nRspRCTFULLV ANNOUNCR1
II himself as a candidate for the once OF
County Clerk OF Storey County, subject to the
decision Of the Union Republican County Con.
yention, ... .## anlS-u
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
NEW TODAY.
G. q. %zABRIsKIE, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
/, GOLD HILL, NEVADA.
lMPIRR MIT.I, AND MINING

OFFICE At MRS. HRNRf,8;
~ Telegraph trcet. Calls promptly attended
to day and night. se5-lm
UMPIRE Mill AND MINING
- Company - Location, Of workr, Gold Hill
District, Storey county, State OF Nevadn,-No-
tice.-There are delinquent upon the following
described stock, on account Of assessment lev,
led on the 4th day Of August, 1910. the several
amounts set opposite the names Of tho rcspec-
tive SHAREHOLDER. a follows: q o..
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF
STOREY COUNTY.
i. A, STEPHENS

nRsPECTPULEY ANNOUNCES
II himself rs 4 candidate for the once OF
District Attorney Of Storey County. subject TO
the decision Of the Republican County Conyen'
tjon auI8-tds
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
LATEST TELEGRAMS
FROM SAN FRANCISCO

sPrcrIL TO THE GOLD HILL DAILY fEws DY
ruH wEsrERN UNION TELEGRAPH LINH.l
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
FOR SHERIFF OF STOREY CO
PHILIP sToNER

DEaPRCTFULLY ANNOUNCES
IL himself as q candidate for the Office Of Shsr-
itr Of Storey county. subject to the decision OF
the Republican County Convention. An22-td'
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR.
e, C.,

" tV ~
ID E6PECTFCLLY ANNOUNCES
II himself as q candidate for the once Of
County Assessor. subject to'the decision Of the
Republican County Convention. auS-td
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

FOR COUNTY CLERK.
WILLIAM n. BRADY
DEsPECTRULLY ANNOUNCES
IL himself as q candidate for the Office OF
County Clerk OF Storey County, subject to the
decision OF the Union Republican County Con.
~vcntion. aulStd
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

LONDON, September ll-9 A. NJ
The Empress visited Prince Imperial
at Hastings on Thursday. She is Ill.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

TANK SMITH REsPECTPUI.-
IL LY announces himself as candidate for
the office Of Sheriff OF Storey county, subject
to the decision Of the Republican County Con-
yentiOn, au2stts
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR.
w. n. n. Lee,

oP COLD HILL. ANNOUNCING
himself AS a candidate for Assessor OF
Storey County. subject to the nomination efths
Republican County Convention, and respect.
fully s~olicits the support Of the delegates Of me
different Wards Of the County...pled8lng MN.
self that II elected to perform the duties OF the
off,ce with honesty and impar'iality.
Gold Hill Auonst 90th. 1870. Au20-td
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

DRsPRCTFULLY ANNOUNCES
IL himself as candidate for the office Of County
Clerk Of Storey county, subject to the decision
of the Republican County Convention. nu23s
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1870-09-12

rs PECTFUL AN
L nounced Us a candidate for the onico OF
County Clerk Of Storey County, subject TO the
decision Of the Union Republican County Con.
yention, auli.tds
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

Miss Lille Is bright little girl Of four sum.
mer-. Her Sunday school teacher, IN question:
Ing her 3 few Sundays ago on the extent of her
bible knowledge. asked her if she knew any of
the commandments
"Oh yes. l tin say some" said Miss Lille
Then commence, my dear" replied the
teacher.
Miss Lille confidently commenced thus:
"Nldder tin do out 10 swim,
Yes, you tin, my daughter.
But hang your close on hic .wickors lim
And don't do In the water
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

No woman should wear her garter below the
knee. More than this, it has serious consequence
Of another kind. The principal vein Of the leg
tenn sdpheHd brccts runs just beneath the skin
until it nearly reache. the knee when it sinks
beneath the muscles. Now ii this is CONSTRUCTED
At its largest part oy tight garter the blood is
easily chilled, and more liable TO disease, the
other veins Of the leg are swollen into hard blue
knots, become varicose, as it is called, and often
break, forming obstinate ulcers. This is pic.
ture which physician sees nearly every day.
With the garter fastened above the knee all this
pain and deformity are avoided.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

A newly married lady in Chicago complained
to her ma that on her reception day her carl-
basket was overrun with circulars from lawyers
announcing terms for divorce. 80 absurd, you
know, ma, before our honeymoon is over. L"
"Trur. dear" replied ma, who had been twice
divorced, but, Ia put them in safe place :
you may lind them very useful in year or two"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

A girl of the period, belonging TO Paris thea
tire, gave a supper to a few gentlemeny the other
evening. Her mamma was present, half guest,
half servant. One of the gentlemen was telling
. story; he stopped on a sudden and said:
Il bes your pardon, the conclusion is scarcely
fiji for ladies' ears
You hear, mamma said the girl of the pc
Rod "leave the room a minute; you can come
in again by-and.by."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

An honest old Georgia darkey, whose expecta-
ton of getting fcrty.acrc plantation and DO
nestle jackass, for voting the radical ticket we're
entirely sincere: now goes back on his friends
in this wise: dem c,rpet.baggetin' scalawag
tuition for cuilud folks, but dat was lie
dem pervsions didn't come. Fore God, massa,
amt seen de iust mou'ful"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

Father Williams, of Providence, IS sharp in
retort The other day he aud Rituallst we're
in discussion, when the latter defied the former
to point to a prayer mentioned in the Scripture
that was not written. Father Williams said:
Can ask YOU a question z"
Certainly" was the answer.
Tell me, them" said he, "who held the candle
when Jonah prayed in the whales belly"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

The rights of women who demand,
Those women are but few;
The greater part had rather stand
Exactly Us they do.
Beauty has claims, for which she fights
At ease with winning arms;
The women who want woman's rights,
Want, mostly, woman's charms.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

A little iour.year.old in Richmond, very fond
Of Il certain dish, when asked by his mother if
he wouldn't like to be an angel with wings, and
fly about Heaven like his little dead brother, re-
piled aftern p.use, NO, ma; I'd heap rather be
u hawk. and live Oh chicken |"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

A young man met rival who was somewhat
advanced in years, and wishing to annoy him.
inquired how old he was II can't exactly tell"
replied the other; 'but I can inform you that
an ass is older at twenty, than man At sixty"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

Don Piatt says: 81 was in love once with q
fat girl She was very feshy. She was enor-
nous, bat the course of true love came to grief
was sitting with her in the dim twilight one
evening. was sentimental; embraced part
of her. I said many soft things. She seemed
distant She frequently turned her lovely head
from me. At last thought heard a murmur
of voices on the other side. I arose and walked
around; and found another fellow counting her
on the left flank l was indignant, and upbraid-
ed her for treachery in thus coucealiug from me
another love. She laughed at my conoeit, as if
she were not big enough to have two lovers at
once.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

The Cincinnati Enquirers Washington cor.
respondent tells good thing on colored Senator
Revels. which causes US almost to doubt the con-
dence of the radicals in bis Intelligence and 10y.
atty. A few days ago, Wilson, in conversation
with Judge Thurman. remarked BY way of
pleasant joke, that ss there were no vacant seats
on the republican side of the chamber, they had
concluded to give Revels a desk next to him
Thurman. Wilson thought Thurmsn would
enter serious protest-but be didn't. He
jumped at once to practical view of the matter
aid replied. GAN right. Put him next to me.
and I'll have him voting with the democrats on
every question that comes up in less than a
week" Wilson didn't laugh any more-snd
Revels wasn't seated next to Thurman. The
radicals took him to their ewn side, evidently
regarding him as a tender lamb Of the fold, in
need Of little nursing
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

AN Awful. STORY-There was once An awful
little girl who had an awful way Of saying law
full" to everything. She lived in an swful VIII
lsge, which was an awful distance from any
other awful place. She went to An awful school,
where she had an awful teacher, who gave her
awful lessons out Of awful books. Every day
she was SO awful hungry that she eat an awful
amount Of food, SO she looked awful healthy.
She went to an awful church and her minister
was an awful preacher. When she took an aw.
full, awful walk she climbed awful hills, and
when she got awful tired she sat down under an
awful tree to rest herself. In summer she found
the weather awful hot, and in winter awful cold.
So that this awful girl was at the time in an aw.
full state, and if she don't get over saying lawful
about everything, am afraid she will come to
An awful end.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26

They don't get drunk in Chicago-they some
times suffer from wet groceries. %. ..r..
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1870-03-26
Budget Of fnn.

A CASE OF DECIDED REORGANIZATION
Lady-"Can you tell me. my good man, where
can fud Mr.. Joaesf ~
Pat-"shure, nam. expect it would b at
his house you would find him"
Lady-"Doss he live anywhere in the street
heref"
Pat-"Shure, no indade, tia not for the likes
ct him to be livin' in the strste 1t ALL"
Lady-"You stupid fellow, I mean what num-
Der does his family stop At"
Pat-"Now, ma'am, you have me; he has six
boys and four girls already, but whether he
names to stop at that number"
"Lady-"Oh, you blockhead" Exit old lady
In q tremor Of indignation.)