, 1870-10-23

I ue HONke{ IL human UelnE. lille ufl.
ler.izcd, kivered with hair, titched TO a tail,
aud filled With the devil.
SaturatIsts will tell YOU. il you ask shom,
that all mistaken, that moin we'll ouutI,
aud don't mem tew deceive eunytohv, but
the monkey u not 4 human being, he il sim-
ply pun on humanity, kinG or mali.hus
joke Of Jnr,tctt, libel. with 4 long taii
tew il, MYSTERIOUS mi1tur ov lanikrous u1is-
chief 1nd stal.. hunor, a kind ov pa.lng hob
bykosr, or connekting ganE-plank. between
man in hlz digalty and the BEST iu hiz lark-
rese.
l hay ii orlnyun ov the naturalist. aud all
kinds ov the dictionary fraternity, aud tucl,
mi bat tcW them when We 1ncnt. aud roscect
them for what thsy know, but don't worship
them for they don't know az tho leathels DO
their wos den gods.
don't kare what the philosophers s.v they
kan prove in this matter, I tell sou contiden-
shally, mi christian friend, that you and tue
monkey are relashuns.
l don't pretend lew say thAt you are bt1th-
ers and sisters, but do pretend tew state,
that monkeys, Or ouny other kind or critters,
~hp exercise reason, even il the light ov it IL
az dim AZ number nix dip candle in the rays
ov tho MONDAY suu, arc our relashuts, Cor 4
certain amount.
The only fence between the animal and
brute folks IL instinkt and reason, and il the
nattalist kant prove that the monkey don't
rhnw single gyimuaering OF reason. gay be
U1Qtt SlSp Opu 1IOlu tQ6 monkey 9 Kali, R1G lGt
him eat at the fuat table.
The monkey il initiative tcw the highest
degree, and imitaehuu IL direkt transGre4-
shun ov the Law ov instinktt aud IL fal1ow
ground within tho domain OF reazon.
Instinkt don't step ono single step aside
tew smell oy flower or pull q cats tail.
but argument amt mi fighting weight, I
git along tho 5est by asserting things az they
strike me, and say upwards ov four thous-
and things every year that kaut prove emmy
mere than kan prove what melody IL.
Tho naturalists may lAv their own way,
about things haz been whispered tew mo by
the spirits ov some other rompfng c1itters,
and IL AZ Giet,ukt and butifu1, sumtimes tew
me az dream on an empty atummAk, i may
be all wrong but It never IL vicioue, and thus
kouklud it il edukashun-
Now don't ads7ae ennybody else tev de-
pend for their learning upon gioh prekarious
school masters. the best way is tew follow the
zuts. It will take Jou tew town Just az it did
yure daddy. -.
The rouie that travel is cirkuitus and blind
lomstimes. it has now and then b vista, or a
landscape in it, that IL worth. taw me, more
| thsn farm ov tillAhle land, but you kant rsize
| good white beans on landscape. ,
When drop mi subject, and begin to strut
| IL .s1e subou1bs oy sentimentilitv and proven
I bial pouposity, alwus think OF gobtls tar:
key, in barn-yartl, on dress parade, and thai
1
| fIIe will 1iRmount from the turkey and gil
| al card the moukey (the monkey as he amy
| once more.
Pure dev,ltry liz the monkes's right bower
| lie IL only valuable az pe1.op,1 propettr) ten
lo1k ut, and wuuder what he il going teu
do next.
| He IL jack At all trAdee, put him in a bar
her shop, he will lasher, aud tE5 tew shave
| hirnself. ard cofCr lia mudta>h, put him in
dzi geods store, and he will handle more goods
than the bee. retail clerk in L. I. Stewart.
| employ
| The monkey haz not got fog1ka1 heaI, it il
tew much ike pin he'd. all IN heap to onss
bnt Mz fsce Y concentrated dew afop an'
mali=hus m,.cilief.
lie IT semb'es the rat terrier IN countenanco
md kkratches hlz bed az natural az dissE1k
-kool boy, and undoubtedly for the same rea
son:
Aonke!a never gso" eHHs oiueF ~ -
p1eshun. suEg monkey looks jist ike hi
grandrapa. melted up ana porn asan.