The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1870-03-06
Morning Star and Catholic Messeneer.
ssw oRLEAHs. SUNDAY. MARCH = ,s7o
VII AND w1spor.

Men OF means are often the meanest
toes. urnlng out 20
pne's leg. oi'en Tue cali
bne's boots. oSe Ansis
Wy men Is a grocer like a hichwavman
zen ne lies In weight.
beware OF no man more than yourself
carry our worst enemies with us,
Inc police go halves with the burpla,
. ien ehey should not even give the1
At what time of life may man be sal,
ociohg 20 the vegetable kingdom Wbe,
experience has made him sage.
Why, Tom, my dear fellow. how OH
iooA. Dare say, Bob for the fac
lever was SO old before in my life."
Nna' Is the worst charity that one car
aims 20 blind man for he would
giad TO see the man hanged that gave il
Inc singing of kettle in one resnect
eMoies the singing of a stage singer.
atcempt to over-dO it would be followed
hiss. w "eo
It's shame, husband. that bav. IN
here mending your old Clothes" Sc %
say word about it, wife the least
ID is soonest mended." -et'''
London umbrella thief returned tho
iclned article with the following note
nis umo!aller has .prade on my kon
sHns ever sins stole him"
40 industrious old man in Eastern Con.
Fed, has <pdt out a sign annonnc;ng
DIN out whitewashin done in here.u
y common saying of moralists that
nf
YES or men yet some of the insects oro
bSrers. "' 'aie-
Wisconsin paper is very radical in it's
afocacy OF the doctrine of free will. It
Wats !ne Legislature to pass law that
cdksent." viz 'niio
woman walking down the street Iean; nu
afnst each other like pair of badly.
meched oxen, it is pretty good sign that
the' are bent on consolidation.
sYou,ve destroyed my peace of mind y
81 salo responding lover to a truant lass.
IL, Il cant do you much harm, John, for it
way" was the quick rejoinder. 1-' "ns
MIR. Makeweight has gone into the conn :,
cry. we asked him whether he he was !
gong TO take the IL o'clock A. NJ. train or +
the 3 P. NJ. Neither" he replied nI mn y,
only going to take carpet bag" =
The Cincinnati Commercial DISPLAYS i4s i
familiarity with the Bible by coming to the a
tha9 n c;tv Oh tt suspected mercantile firm of
[af above reproach as PotipIar's wife, v
Do you publish matrimonial notices e., p
me subscribers to your paper % 90 car II
ainly, sir" "Well, then, ri 20 and cot CT
married; for don't see any ofher wax So W
'e.upg my name into your paper, since YOU M ~
ave rejected all my poetical effasions.'; o.
AZ church fair in Kansas City a set of a,
a '.Iroom ON, Iornlture was voted to young CT
ady, with the understanding that IF Chg ~
vas not married in a year, The fnrnitnre IT. IT.
nould De returned to the church. Shea;s s 90
tead. e" Will oed'
Inc late dean of Cape Town, in RELATING tn
rs e.; with tracts, found that the M.
aa!lty lncuIcated in them led one of his or
trough them tracts. Once I cared 1f nI, Fo
either God nor devil; apd now T Iovos cat
m both alike!" io'es 90,
:. known young lawyer obtained a LED
vofce 1or pretty and wealthy client. He my
Mt IN bill forSlOOO. The next day the 500
a .r called on him, and inquired if he was to
von cones. m.d IN proposing to her. "Propose a nea
piied the astonished attorney. "Well par
u asked me for my fortune and thong bt sue
. would have the grace to take me With and
was 'he calm reply. The lawyer wilted. MOI
ia ankee was charged with highway n rvn
,oery. In the course of the trial the p p.J
soner roared out from the dock that he e nos
guilty, but the jury pronounced him i ieeo
y. Ine!r verdict not guilty." The aston n mp
90 Judge exclaimed, "Good heavens ! FNI,
tlemen, did you not hear the man de-. f sa.i
re himself that he was guilty ~ The 10
tn 1 said, We did, your honor, and ca"a
~, was .ne very reason we acquitted him, VIII
we know the fellow to be so notorions 49,.
a a. 'ra' ne never told word of tr,itf, in ~.
ne great DR.. Desaguliers, being invited room
lake one OF an illustrious COMPANY. n "(
" omcef present being unhapniIv I'D swee
eu TO swearing in his DISCOURSE. at tbe horrt
IIing OF every oath would continnalIv into
Che uoctor's pardon The doctor bore 1 pic
ieVity ior some time with great ma but i
;e. at length he was necessitated to Ami
no one s"earer with this fine rebuke filled
80 naVe Gaken some pains to render of tn
,@ios possible, by your pointed place
y NOW, sir, am to tell you that suffer
yo,, ,.Ss;my does not hear you, 1 as quite
~" wiz never tell Him." thong
: English clergyman in Lancashire was SO we
lying TO prove that doors of GOOD also,
a.mays IN the minority, and by parity and o
asohlng, that the conservat;ye pat no do
IN in Gne minority, were right. To iIlns, mates
ne said =" Paul was in the ,ninor;tr theref
VINO VINO was right9 Peter was in az found
r1ty, but who ,yo, ,;-Lt 81, - 'hO or VIII