, 1870-07-31
~ Oh. ! wou1'In't Hive forever,
/ W0uklrl'k II l c,7llti;
Bet l Needn't fret h.x1nt 1t,


life, has cesae 10 tia to,!oxins rsyszing Goa
cll.eiun.
"oh, wou1In'. live forever,
~ouklli'l If cHlul,i;
DEt nectnt fret a.nntit,
Fur couldn't II woulu."
An exchange sayn: The putlic1:ion or
recent v.'lune Oh the watrE-rowe of Maine
induces Iio17ee Gr. cley 10 undertake
serics Of ass;cies of whit he knows about
dahs. Tf,a Articles viii be in Ills cuss. tomary
style, and viii, 10 do1tt, cxhau=t tho sub
5rct
Altlsugh one swallow does not r1ake q
sc.ts;ller, yet pin, u1aliciou.y inverted in tho
&C.. Of ! el.Ai1, VIII ll.lc ouc epsiu..
"A esi:rut committeeman, not oye- tIlou-
ss1d 12ifc- froIu ScEata+ in making some ra-
u.ark- 1t the close OF al examination Of .
scloo'. thus sonYlincnted and criticized the
Scholars; YOU reaa veil, aud you spell well,
Tile milwaukee sntiuel eayB: 1.-THE
tttry tlsat an English capitalist is negotiating
Ter the puscl1ase Of the Milwaukee Elevator
s1uke lEoEi tEs circumstance OF gcnttcman'a
d!@rting in at . Restaurant and asking for
t'.ll lu duztn knisstTx.F''
--.A very H. Ee-iic and devoted wife says sho
| cares more for her eteentric husbands income
tL.i' she DIES for Ii ou1-so.
-'.Et you guod:~ asked q bright 1itt1o chap
Of Elise Eud, Ills Sabt ath School teacher, the
.'.ou ant! Well knew sou wasn't p.ct:r,
| hii always though. you Eas good"
I Que Of cur Lads correspondents says tina.
il Napoleon gots to Berlin, ii will undoubtedly
4 Lr TO Eet t.orsted.
The fist E5e-anselical al.iance-!Ada.n's
"A lady of tho sl,odlyocracv of Dcs aloines
| fcuLd, VI returning Irot. T. walk, some suall
ca:t:4 Oh her s4lle. She called servant in
Ettat taste. sa!ing. John, John, take these
AID run quicA; them laiiaa Il forgot their
| tcEtts."
| -Nistful Ecntdict-. That's healthy 1al
| OF yours, my fnend." Fob Quivertul-3Ies.
he's Cue 10y. Eir-as fne = 10y AZ ever you
ses in I'LL yt ar born days, blesA hia little art
4AtJ that sl!it al!. neither; hes the most gen.
eto1s-arteGes1 Little chap in tic ole world,
s1.a tl,a btavest and a1ectionasest, let alone
lsiA the bIggess AID the 'ansoaaest- Bat, Lor'
| Eatss, yer, master, Why, we've got smother
| little cLap 1t ONE as this ene ere aiut evea
st' 1cIch as patch upon! Ami VIC, Pollr:'
--Gcod lool. for tL;- weather. Tom Browns
! Gel Days.
-TEc Ice: l:c:cui: thing to rcnembor-t!,s
ptuE.
a great bcncf4ctress Of ESypt--Isis \
| S1,a :: III. ssiuE II this cOuEly-lce Is
-Whsu ;Ie ! Young 1adya earrings like
peuE1c in d-bts When they are in her ears.
| Spring ltirgs the csckoo-bc,.er still, the
| cuckoo mter.
Can fair weather sailar be termed soa,-
eitauit:
The gentleman who desired small water-
| ins-t tees for tie hot moths has been offered
| tE.. fCsitSCn OF driver On one Of our 4ptink-
:us carts
4 countHmau who attended race asIi no
| G!c:.t Zee why the spoztsmen eloull be 60 par
tsra!sr TO quarter Of second about the end
Vi il. When tie; kept the puhlic waiting ha1f
sn hoEr for tho beg,nniug>
= Little 10y, years. old. who las
l.ott,er Of Three taouthr, 61Tc as reasou for
tic lstterTs good coaduct: y Baby apesu't CRY
tara because he doesn't drink any water, and
he rant CIT milk"
A little girl, who loves to ptar, cue night
w:r very tired and sleepy. and Wa getting into
her h:ue bed without sayiuS Ler prayers. Int
Ltr mamma told Ler to kuecl down drst to
rsay. So he folded her li:sle hands aa1 said !:
"Ile.ee, God, remember What little Pollic
4Aneu-"
| "A so.dier WAS so iuju-cc by the hu,ssins
Ct = shell. that he actually took up uls us,ar-
sers IN different parts Of tie iowa a
NO Honeymoon is tie last uarrisge
| announcement.
There WAS an Old party 81 EoEe
Lived under wonderful doulc:
lie sait-1I cant err
DID mat seR seae etaf I'd 1a'1s Ps4s5 q ss RSme
AT Paris curiosity shop: "fou are
wrcng. Monsieur, not 10 take this sleeping
frally. it is by Cleeinses." II: is useless
tting." "Perhaps 70. Monsieur. but consider
Low Nsll 1t will LOOK III case Of afa'e after
.
tho defendants counsel having argued TINT
\ tic lady had i luckv escape from one Who bad
, rroyed so inconstans, the Judge remarked that
: what tho WOMAN loses is the man IS he
| ought TO be-
II The Constantine CIich.) Mercury says .
"1be Census Marshal IN this district las ais-
; covered, anong other things, where tie mea-
r | s!ts were kept: He got some. brought them
t<uo With him, and stayed several days to
} STATISTICS and other contagious as may b,
handy"
The wives OF men OF sentiment are not al
| Ways the nnost appEeciatiye OF womeu. Jeal,
Paul represents Siebenkas US reading one of
| tened F ith eyes cast down, and bAtod breath.
t | NJ be closed, the kh1rer Of his joys beamed
tc1th with, -" Don't put On so7r Left stocking
tc-morrow, dear: must mend that hole ID
) it," So, when Sir Walter and Lady Scott vera
] rambling about their estate, and came upon
. scme p1s5 fnl lambs friskins in a meadow,
"Ah," szid Sir Walter, " 'tis no wonder that
, rcetF,. from the ear1ies. ages, have made thr
: They are. indeed, delightful ani1naly--
: | s7rce-"
4 Ee,i.ebla descendant Of Saint sr.rths
I ea'e- isto 1eighbors house in Buffalo, few
1 k2ys sjnce, do1ncast, wea!ing With many
cars, and cumeered With much sewing, - Sc
: uSeh to Go! cleaning, working, cooking, wash
r i1E. seHtrg, aad crc.ytLing else! No rest
t it'eI was, never viii be. Tor mel "0b
tes,' said tho good woman she addressed
q ': exc VIII he ! rest one dag for rs all-a lopf
a It's: no: for ne! not for met" was ths
+ nE1y- "WkereEe- % die. there will be Ger
e tain to tc 1esarre ction the Gerry ne1t day! |
= Nerld lie jns. my issc:..." ;.
e II know + great. ose.grovn, frs:-ra.o MAJ
q ii. his p1=ee, engaged it tho mercantile busi
n te>s, wEo one morning., with pencil IN han,
s1.si Qn:l tehiu3 Ii :-r, called out to hi
pastrer. Eli, ~1sa: ID john ssnplebe1n'a ass
5. ns,ne:" AND lie never discovered his mist 4k
l. mill be ltg4n to ~aite il, waen be tnsyos h
d lest nar:c, and. with the sans unc- -nscia.s:
Is nes, ssng ou;. >,Iseass me. Dil1;, hu: II
"a fo,got Iui,n Ssuulei~an's last par,s n1w
le Ale rear CT Il, sitrs whs.A ea,,,e,. taetcrt
$, | E.e utu.t1y-