The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1870-03-18
Bawl-drcsses-baby clothes.
Joint education-gymnast;es.

Paris is quiet Just now. 50 is
Georgia. -. .Es&E .H...'8s
Awifc's sour facc'is good for tire
=. liquor trade. g11F fs5f = sfs*"aE.'
Natural Philosophy. "'Lct s have
another drink. -
Men of means arc often the mean
, est Of men. r.
G Grant is like an old tin kettle
: has Dents on all sides. 2n. ia. .
Waiting may be defined to be hug
ging set TO music. u.. i
However cheap provisions may be
venison is always deer. tFss 7.e ...'a
T. Mr.. Pancakc,is candidate for con- .
stable. in an Illiuois town. .-t s.eH.g -
The paper mo stipopular anon wo-
nicn is-a paper OF pins. aa~- .Eat
An indianapolis Clergyman has
preached a sermon on trizzlcd hair. 49,
The Boston advcrtises says: Fech-
ter looks bully about the ncrk. - rs1
About one half the carpets sold as
foreign are manufactured in Ameri-
ca. m
A growing hen and cackling =,
rooster, are RisfortuEate poultry in
family.
Solomon's wisdom is attributed 10
tho fact that he had 100 wives. Per-
haps. "" q
4 New -Yorker has invented glass
coffin on the self sealing-can princi-
pie. .s~s..ogs s-, ra>s .@"4.1 s~f'' la
A Minnesota lady killed scvcntecn-
ducks at one shot. Quite duck of I
a woman. ..a e..... T.. .s.@4 .Ets-.
A western girl likes to make bread ,
because it cleans her hands so4beau- .
tifully. -..... a...t ..-.
a sharp wasAerwoman in Omaha. p
tears shirt in two and then charges
for the extra piece. .-.. -....r , 81,
Statistics show that there arc more
female than male lunatics. So We
had always supposed.
The milkmaid has disappeared from
sight, but we know by experience
that made milk hasnot. .aa1 "l.t" a2za'
A consultations gamble er in Chica-''
90 gives ten per cent. 1of bis winnings
to the Orphan Asylum.s...gd easf'l.,l.s7
A lady drew gcntleman's wrapper
at rattle and now she wants,to draw
man to put in it. ,., -..s.,us~ .+..
A strange reason for having fold.
ing doors In house ia that "thcy
are so handy in case of q funeral
Teachers of short hand don't thrive
very we'll nowadays. Most people
are short handed enough already.
An Ohio lady desires her daughter
TO play 'the fashionable new malady
she got from Cincinnati last week" !.
Butler says be is hard to kill. So
the rebels ascertained, when guns
were not Of sufficiently long range ~.
Wendell Phillips calls William
Penn an ''old doug ghface." This IS
scarcely respectful to the memory Of
w. p.
Mr.. Simms says if it wasn't for
the hole in the hoop you couldn't put
it on the barrel, and the barrel would
burst
The British baby is to be charged
full fare in the cabs and consequent
ly the British matron lets her lang
ry passions rise. -... ...-... z..a,az~t
Which is the worst to have neigh =
Dor who keeps parrot or one whose
son IS learning to play on the bsgle?
We give it up.
The boy WHO wore out his stockings
at the toes but not at the heels, gave,
good excuse for it. Toes wigglcd +"
but heels did not. -a#a-a1 Z - ase=@
An Irishman describing the growth
of potatoes in his native island said =
as clincher: '..And sure, q bushel {
Of them will fill a barrel. - ......-msp
The New York Eve, ing Post says
that because young ladies admire,
clergymen, it is no reason that they
should be carried away BY them.
Since the female banking house
was opened on Wall street, they now "
have not only '.bulls' and "bears',.o
but '.dcers" in that vicinity. s;9im
Are the glass bricks that have been 's
lately invented only an old acqnaint-
ance with a new name? Some one
suggests that they are tumblers Of
liquor.
Somebody says Boutwell, looks like
a deacon. Like deacon we pre-
sumo when he is taking up collac-
tion--making free with other peo-
pies money. =@ ~ s=s
In Ma ssachusetts the other day,
man thought ho could cross the track
in advance Of a locomotive. The
services at the grave were very i'm
pressive.
\ boy in Detroit disregardod bis
mothers injunctions not to skate on
the river, as the ice was thin. His
mother don't have to cook for a.
many as she did. -
Maria pe certificates in Chico m s