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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11

TIE COMMERCIAL AGENCY REMOVED AND 1870 REG
ISrER-'lhe proprictOrs Messrs. MCKuLOP, SPRAGUE
g. CO.. have removed 20 their new and spacious office.
lO9 and III Worth-st one door east Of Broadway.
cyaasing business are dOubc the heretofore Oc
cuprd, making it the most extensive, best arranged,
and thO.cughly fitted up in the United States for
this business The REGISTER published in January is
more complete and fuil ttan any heretofore making
over i've hundred thousand names 5O0OCO, carefully
rated with reference to their character and CONNER
ci1l standing. embracing the capital of each, from
prs Thousand dollars 10 over millions. aud their his
tory suh.rrbrrS can obtain from records at the
nrt,o This Agency has been established over ono
,tar century and purposes still further 10 develop
MA facilities TO aid u dispensing Of credits We iu-
;f Lg in,.s men 10 call at our new establishments
l s rr themselves; also the completeness of our
L,.,nrss sy.tcn MCGiLuP. SPEAGuE ~ Co..,
O''0'' > 100 and Ill Worth-st.,
One door east of Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11
PROSPECTS OF TIE COMPANY.

Rohes.sr ird village. OF esota Bass Rush tsd HonOve
Fa through ootlu, pipe passes hmsoae inis'
ton Consequently all wells lHk limestone and Polne' bard
le xa Tie water oF tie is hard
ra matt for Rochsst-r therefore Nth IL 300 Inhabitants aaa
oEs Of aoushpg and thriving cities 10 TIL, State, - Without
tsD except caught erns A,i prcaroas suSp
ofharl hme the wells and Genese The latter expensive
obu and scarcely suitable fer washing purposes. The city Wholly
.evrd 10 great sd the factories tao
Erl. Aad EeSYok Csa Railroad parhop compelled DO" to
,ur great expense supply their boilers with water which greatly
sures en lie safe ssy hst there city ia tie country sbeo
water is needed MORE sad where the eIsni wi" gladly take aud paw
M a. We tod by "a proprietor Il ta' largest hotel
in Rochester hin 81 per - supply bis hotel With water
The estimated est, Of pipe city sS 90, eco
TLi. estimate was carriuil, made and certified tobJ
several Of the leading citizens EASY q whom we're city
cge.. a. believing 10 be Garrett. ssa 9 Nsah be
tsea,ed to show parties desiring to purchase tia
bonds
Ipleres. $3OOOOo bOD4s per ceni gold, G0,00e
Leaving for eurrrai expense, dividends. And extend
the Works,
when the Dsrbatiou Pipe shall be increased 80 ae as
euesouby will three four comparatively Hss outlay
he rental s greatly Increased Tue city . authorized By an act Of
The legislature 10 pay this ConpAy 52o PEI for the
u city purpose. The Of keeping Wstsrwoss
order Ia very saaespecaly With these Works they will be
operated shon. machinery complicated than sths gate or
valve. Tho va runs by gTAyIatoB.
Rochester contains 1895 We get this from the City A.
5r Az each toase {. os estnAe) vond amount to
$4,000 per T the ONLY charter 6r supplying Roh
with water Granted In 1857
The water Distributing Reservoir 4 et above the canal
R.ebe,er above the city Henrietta Reservoir Contrast
this many works Of The eOunlry that eost om 1000
SIS go per sbuun Tor pumping the wster
This unlike railroads requiring 6a TO 80 cent Of earnings
(een dea ep.ns not including and tear
subject The public viii please bear
enterprise 1000 1000 miles from SswYort
bat only ride Jesg " HV easily aHa
min for themselves
WATER BONDS AZ AN INVESTMENT.
We give market valas;
Chicago oebt. currency % anu Int
81 Louis erot " n.I
ad Gs 70 nat
W. b.y. reports hve cities to our inquiries reA'
y, TO the v.lue Bonds Of Water Works ConpAus
AND IS EVERY INSTANCE the reply considered GOOD IN
yRSTMEST held b. CAPITALIST. and seldom seess tho market This
uoys. that Water Bond, the sdHg cities the eous,
k, h high repute generally sought se hVe'tmeut The
Beu Of the Rochester WAsr Works Company all Inevitably tsks
sk viii sd price u the best Water Bond tbs
I'D, .ud IN. opportan the Low rate esng
then oss that itself those sesGnx SAFE
local insestmeBt
Tssr. remains upson Of shs,s Bonds bat
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11
DOMESTIC MARKETS.


PHfADrtIIA. FeD lHDoaa a1I; Aaug Upirrd 81 d2JIc
Ca,er SEED Pc :. tid+5 10; Timothy arl FE Srl
So O. 50 ~ o,.-r aIs aa,bsugcL Nbe--oas ss i.lsrl
lrI g e "a - 2a nr sc Corn IL AI demand: heu
lrFr o.eI1 o. sefr a. 'ie sugar bitter, Cuba "a &c.
.lss--,l.a H.-ourlfo &C. aged tu..t-
e..as-
Llprorg Feb la-C,t,on pora,li MiIas. l,lo Pour lA
' Iaa 80 I0t3 co. 1lt' hul-It-r 80 t' 90 ~, 90, E4
@. a .J ialL.. 11 casa COS NCl'ru Super us
go ID. UA5 TO- hlua. TO -J9Fy IS; &c., Family, LaarU
supply ght waite Gy0Gc Yellow g3aJ.c Oats 5J0s
d. % quiet o. o~eL Provisions gucLagel hhAy qI,ti t,cA
o,.leo Foinoar steady ad unchanged. f.s I'm bJA a.
- ,i" No NIIls; 10 J Amue N.ier3 90 g. i.r bite
F' 'r Doute E1ta Wheat quiet and noto Con tuI sl u
L'r sd ~ IS flr Junot'd g ,tt MIL leI uIr1anre1 Shorts
g8a 5lJ Nhpstnas SlJ04lJi NlidLgs SJtdsJ r tuu o.
o..r Railroad Fe. hfOur to DosOs. W to EeaiOf DC
L,ryLLr Peb lOToaeo uBclsnz; sales GO bids Cotton
qu Adliags tc fouf-tTtfa IaaJ % a. "Hsat quts At
fDt LlA MeatsaLoIde lI!c Gear S.-s I84c
Gsf Ses BE Haas-b a.sr Cured, lie Lsa-T,roe. t.c
CisCSSAr P,h OPour unchanged What unehslgsd Corn
du snd dropug sales ~ 0lo Oats dali 5ODsic
Ut White Lye 10 Moderate demand o5aJIc Barley tH Spring
1pI 1O Wurr 81 2ja ~ o. Cotton du and unchaarrL
good demand Prols better feeling. demand
hltL Ac.s 5.daH EuA Mr &c. Tor Sloal.rs 4a
lsiu Cured NalHs uHrIsH.r demand
Lri ued Llaet' Pa steam. - Oi,ia kte 6@Oie KIeAaugs
stea'y 90 l.iu off, having
CcAGo fe 10 -EIehsg, uuehspgd Flour unchanged wheat
quiet G6l!c Tor No q Tie afternoon 100 good
maai II 6Ile. caL aud rief FrblsD aialr seller March.
Core uuil u J9o for Nc q DO le ae'-' no noH.lY
o4u que. 81 -. 1ic fof So Rye qle ard t a Tor
~" J. 7i ioi ho 2 Barley dHi t f ~ lD HfLs4, steady.
Pofk du and tus 81 & 20 ,ssL sn ~ 81 ,fi.s,
active. DryraieH Nuult. Df iprs s- lH
i4ic Short Eb sl i,i0al- Dlesrl iOss asA Al sO 4,0
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11

PEOPLES Gas Co. or BALTIMORE.
CAPITAL, 5000 SHAREs OF
SIS ZACH.
SuBSCRIBED, 12OJO SHARTs.
NEw-YOER, Feb. l. 1870.
rhs subscription books Of the above COMPANY arc
open al our Office foT the sale Of 1900 shares AT par
70 can recommend The above stock rs safe in
pi,i'At u being the only opposition Coa.pmly in
:" 20 ana Tie stock OF the old Company las sold
~ - ~ PEI cent on The original oar.
'"' ~'ui@is apply " DAVIDSON g. JONFs,
Bankers, no. 81 Wall-st.
ihE CENihAL RAILROAD or Iowa offers its First
mortgage seven per Cent Gold Bonds at g. free
q Tax AAnY Ealt4es who have carefully examined
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11

tho merits of these securities prefer them to any other
in the market They selling quite As rapidly
as tho Company can use the money In finishing the
road. Pamphlets and full information may DO OBJ
tanned, and subscriptions will DO received at The
CoMPANY's OFFICES. No, 81 PrNE-sT.. NETWORK. at
the BANK OF NORTH AMERICA, "a WAIL~sr, and at
HowBs & MACY's, 20 Wall-st.
w. b. SHATTUcK, Treasurer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11

m Ing to operate a, present ia R'o owing to
O., 800 .-r a' sl -.'i remains q4is' without any '1
rlo ASp ben i,s doing In Western 'n3 state
r. r .-,j- sell wei ira s,9 Se.t gat
g.. l, .zi s. Boss b or .,i 10 csos S.rns Wbeai *
~ co. - j. ,- rst. b',e... 'p, 90 - S51 90
- u Eura single; q, - Tor DO b'aoe ard 90 - -
NJ Go lrt- tto-.a Oregon Hour IS 10 limited drrAhl
+, -is sosl itrr.' h.ri, ae he ,sahe;
90 bla 80 e- or Ordinary 81 rcoI L'ta LaiT@.e a.a
70, TT do; IS a. 70 81 Tor Is,r, ,ysrd atd 'Wsrei a94
80 C'~ N % % 49, 49, ,ol, Hia mere sSts a1d
aes Lto tbs a 81 20 ior Jcsry aud % %
= 1 Slate, sa 80 coz >, IS Tor Iean,y ann .e,.e'
r.. d" a, ~ AS. Cob Sea ..
t5i O's'1 Fse s' g. ~" o. o,d helm, chief, for
M request All Orally be- o. amber Winter; ale, 80
l,l a. 81 ;'i - 70 o- No c-'a-q 'rae' ~ i@si y 70,
I'sd.. ,ao., d y o' et-r Srse; 81 4asSl Is fr W,'s
A,saD y, ,i l'' ' 20 9, m =, , ,t. re- ny Nv
~ 4. A-vr sit nl in. dis osel ia bIrcrs
soi 1850, .-. az - 4 10, C.ses ald sa'r on private i~
.h q. 81 al, 70, New oo rel we,,ru. n store srd ise
..a., 80 i.s-r AZ. so,,,a q, .laoc: cso Of
Eate Ohio 90 store 'i.o a'-' 1''.t '1 sig cT Nv, j
..f gs.s l-s.7 s'e. - 90 bush a. o.4 a. Tor D5GP
4 jas'rlts 4. cbt e.. NrF -l 'I' "a N"'ss AZ -
"Ht's. Do ',.l, va go ... ~ '' ''
"a. e. rr. .i.'.ls ss5 3 q % D. ~ }-,.l,lt.
.sf.lg .s. .,t =. M rs oais n.i.. g. aul the market 3,
..4-.
f'... .' o.. 80 . 49,. @1 '-' 'l' $50 '-'' NV ''''
'z,Fss..,. . ,a,r,.tao i quiet at 49, 7i7c In Rosirs
We os soi +s B.. - ~ generally l.Dl q: - - Lar a1a
o,,I. .' De-. .r cr.,r. price, orcc for ea.s,
a.... jr =, i,. o .q,s'-. ,,. .lg, a. -',.r.,
.ovso .s"ar. j. sae p t'a r.aer b. Zoe H'Se' has h"on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11
THE MARKETS.

ItAI'N" ''''''' TurtspAr. Pen. n. lo7t
.sn~se have hsfa fr d~ps.d for Pt since Cur ' poss
srs f-rn a. % gs5 Pearls Inactive and Ho1A " ."
a - ,to,rh
COVTOV-The trutess last rceairg i not su't'ued shu
rrer rrY about before itr CLOS, barely steady s4es "
bales evening - G. suyl q Sc" - NIe -
& o0-es. 30, 60 lo,. .rs' 10, .l4Ie y III 81
srruary 1fr 100 Nerca ale iN MNs tud "' GU,
I5lC. 30 10 X,c gle O' MARCH, 10 A ana u ''u
private terms bss Of Low eing We quote Io"s
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11

IH,AsO aAD AXIOM EAILaoAp ,OarAAN
SKCHErAtl's DgYCr. CHICAGO. 3D., January 20, 800
rTOTICE 10 ~IOCkiULDERS.-Th Stock
- ho.sgs Of THE CHICAGO AID ALTON RAILROAD COMPANY
labT Eo,ia.d ch DIVIDEND = FIVE ~ PR CENT,
h @ day brea dee ifS. on The Preferred ass
Of the Company ~ ise ,aru-. 81 ne i hr
morhs pyahe the CG o. the Ag-as of tie Couphr sEh
A. e. JtNJP Coz No I. Psst, Nss.lurA, 81 tho bit DAG q
March rsI boasrs rex each H tie sosng VI TraBs
EorsA
The Transfer Doos will he closed the leh Of Pehuar! next ana
rM LARsABBE. Secretary.
NT. JOSEPH AND DENVER CITY RAIL-
- ROAD CONPANTTbs Ccu.OSS Of tte per cest FiaSf
MORTGAGE GOLD BONDS e s Company due PeS H. 1870 ~n
paid gold date prsutson at tie FaweS Sss
All s, Cosrfnr oftbs Cv Of WYok free Of The Interest
90 TIE GONDS Of the above mentioned i'ls das Feb
IS 1870 psyabe NevYok viii also be paid BY sad Trust Con
pi1y on sBd after taat dAie, free Of tar.
GEORGE II HALL, President
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1870-02-11
A PRIZE SECURITY At A LOW PRICE.
First Mortgage Convertible Bonds
OF THE
ST. LOUIS AND SOUTHEASTERN
RAILWAY OF ILLINOIS.
COUPON AND REGISTERED.
Principal and Interest Payable in Cold.
Interest Per Cent Per Ernura, Free Of Gov
eminent Taz, Payable in Eew-York,
Nay and November.

The 81 Lou and South R,srn R,ssy spas, the State Of uO
ocnneoeng the City osl Louis suug the City ofShsW
the Ohio River Its entire leosh when Pesd Nh BE-
10 niles ~ MILES OF WHICH ARB ALREADY FINISHED AND
IN OPERATIONS. Work progressing portions r.sd
intention Of tie Company pash the enterprise early
con pletou
This line SUPPLE. urgent need It passes through fertile
OF tie State hitherto destitute Of railroad facilities
In the pren Of wheat the district, .Iceed by any
Union ~ entire ieuh PASSES OVER THE
RICHEST COAL BEDS or IELHOIS being probably and
extensively varoa, poat In view oftbe large and nerea
ar consumption Louis AID no adjoining region the
poft, upo1 transportation OF coal alone Will within TIE n
three more par the entire bonded debt the
Coupaar Of bond Ia limited 10 S2oo equal 20
about per mile issued the construction ard ep
meat the road pro crosses They sued under mortgage made 10
p c. Cahonn Perut of the National Bank Neviork aud
George opdyks Iii carefully drawn and DULY recorded
all counties through which the road passed.
Offering Convertible Bonds for sale we beg to refer nVeso"
pamphlet possession, ready for distribution eona'As
comprehensive exhibit Of tie enterprise AID It's promising m'ae
ssued By President Of the Company General EDWARD
wISSLow. BY Breret MsjorGruerAl JAMES H. WILSON
Army of its Directors and sso to The 'aeIt s
pended signed by w. MLNOR ROBERTS United states @
Bgueer distinguished railroad Constructors the
country These Enaea well known the county and their
friends for their ability integrity and honor The accuracy Of their
statements msy therefore be eon6leatY relied upon
Any carefully study these documents csuuot fall to be
wtea completed will control large sDd
profitable local buaneas rOtbg =. its through traffic II WILL
therefore be able pay without m the interest vs. bonds, AID
der the stock profitable Investment Gross earnings at the rate
Of per nile per viii ample the Interest ta
debt including the expense OF operation repa There
peed Illinois which earning much than
per mile The Company CONFIDENTLY EXPECT THEIR
ROAD TO EARN FROM SEyEs TO TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
PER MILE frcn the time Of completion
A Thorough nve.i tie merits Of this enterprise
Ideally recommend esI tie Pab
aus profitable invesmeut
Price present OF sat accrued lrerin currency the Com
pmy rus Itself tas right to advance tie Ir'' Whenever NAY
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
Copies Of All Claims,

In any Patent issued by the Patent Office since 1885,
will be furnished the receipt of the applicant
giving the full name the Patentee. nature of the
Invention date Of the Patent dc.
Washington City July 4, 1853 72tf
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
DIR. HUNTER

TONTINUES to treat all private diseases, Syphilis
~ in all its FORMS Gonorrhea, Gleet Structure, Or
chitis and all urinary diseases, and the effects of
mercury completely eradicated; Spermatorrahea
Seminal Weakness, resulting from self abuse
other causes, and which produces some of the fol-
lowing effects blotches, bodily Weakness indiges
tion constipation, aversion TO society, unmanliness,
dread Of future events, loss Of memory, incidence.
nocturnal emissions, and finally prostration of the
vital power. can be fully restored to health. Per-
afflicted with this any Other delicate, intr
CATE long standing constitutional should
give the Doctor trial. He never fails.
The Doctor publishes a medical circular that gives
full exposition of venereal and private diseases,
that can be had free at Office, by mail for
stamp. 1t gives clear delineation Of all the dseas-
and conditions resulting from the Infringement of
the moral laws excuses, ndulgences exposures and
imprudences in married single life. Every
tence contains instruction to the afflicted and enat
ing them to determine the precise nature of their
complaints.
The establishment, comprising ten ample rooms, is
central. When it is not convenient to visit the city,
tn Doctors opinion by giving a written statement
of the case, and medicines be forwarded by mail
err express. In some instances, however, personal
examination is absolutely necessary. while in others
daily personal attention is required, and for the
commodation of such patients there apartments
connected with the Office that provided with every
requisite that is calculated to promote recovery, in
GLIDING indicated vapor baths. All prescriptions
prepared in the Doctors Laboratory, under his
personal SUPERVISE n. Medical pamphlet at Office
free, or by mail for two stamps. No matter who
have failed, read what he says. Office No 1873 Third
street. between Green and Walnut streets, the
Post Office, Louisville, XIV. Office hours A n to
P NJ; Sundays 10 4 n 10 Il n. pI7-ly'
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
The arim-

The Committee of Ways and ii cans,
after a great deal of hard labor and many
changes, have reported tariff bill,
which has been made the special order
for Thursday, the 10th. Many drugs
and dyes have been added to the free
list. A reduction OF five cents per
pound has been made on tea. and of
four to five cents on coffee The duty
on pig iron has been placed at 81 per
ton instead of 50. No change has been
made on salt or bituminous coal, and
anthracite coal has been added to the
free list. On articles Of luxury, the
duty has not been used On some
qualities of STEEL the tariff has been in
creased.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
One Week from My Diaree.
BIT JOSH BILLINGS

Monday Had suckers for breakfast. Suck
els and Sassiges are the luXuIies Of life; the
other luxury is easy boots.
Tuesday-Awoke with a splendid hedake,
caused by taking too much water the evening
previously, and going to bed at nine O'Clock
precisely Breakfast on the butt end Of a sas-
sidge and felt like dorg.
Observation-Disclosures OF asking man in
Misseory if beans was a sure krop in his parts.
He said they wus "az sertain revolver
Refekted on the danger ov carrying concesled
weepins. Rekoleckted agin ov bein il M
HamshiIe during severe sno storm and in
nocently enough remarked that l never see
emmy thing like it, and wuz told by one ov the
barroon boarders that it warn't nothing; he
he'd seen it fall over Thousand feet. WHAT"
sed "a thousand feet on level No but a
thousand feet from on high / refekted how
oazy il waz for sum folks to lie and tell the
truth at the same time,
Thursday Rekolekted once more oy bein
on Rcd River, in Arkinsaw ard seein a large
piece ov frame work by the side ov the road;
inquired ov a private citizens who wuZ Iedn a
blind null by i ov his ears, what the frame
work mought be. He sed it wuz "a big fiddle
and tux yok ov oxen to draw the box and
they had to haw and gee to chang the tune.
Rcakted on that passage in the poet which seq
man IL fearfully and wonderfully made;' and
,hort the remark might apply to fiddles in Ar
kinsaw without spi'ing the remark.
Friday-Visited my washwoman and bowed
her up for sewing rufaes and tuks on the bot
tom Of my drawers. She wuz thunderstruck
at first. but explained the mystery by saying
sue ad sent me by mistake, pair belonging
to--. / blushed like iiled lobster, and
to q her she must be more keeTful about such
lhins; | might have bin ruined for life.
Siturday-Writ this diaree for the week
from memory. Rehekted on the vanity o.
.u,nan wiahea ReHakta1 how often I'd
wished TO be rich, and how seldom my wishes
had bin gra,ified. Resolved in the future no.
to wish for ennytlrng. until had it 3 weeks
and see how liked 1t.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15

The Senate was not in session Saturday. In
the House, after the introduction of a number
of bills and resolutions the Legislative Appro-
priatiop Bill was taken up in committee. Mr.
DAVIS motion to strike out the appropriation
for reporters for the Congressional Globe was
rejected. receiving only three votes in its favor
\ motion was made to cut down the a1propri
alton for printing from 100000 to $4,000.
BUTLER, Of Massachusetts,, thought the heads Of
,epar,men might be trusted to manage the ex
p9niitures. Mr.. DAWES, in view Of Mr.. BUT
I.eR's sudden conversion, objected to his lectur-
ING the House. hr. BUILyR disclaimed such
intention, and also to being Ii ,ened to SAUL of
Tarsus. He thought the country sufficiently
well apprised of the fact that he had voted for
JAR. DAVIS, that his conversion had been sud-
den, and that, he had not been very long in
the party, to render . repetition unnecessary.
The motion was rejected. Tho Committee,
having disposed of about one>fifth Of the bill,
use and the House adjourned.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
TO CONSERVATIVES.

THE Advertiser, having been restored TO health in
. few weeks. by very simple remedy, after having
and that dread disease. Consumption-is xious to
make known to his fellow sufferers the means Of
prescription used free Of chage with the directions
for preparing and using the same, which they will
find a SURE CURE FOB CONSUMPTION, AsTuMA, BRoN.
cHrrIs etc. The object of the advertiser in sending
the Prescription is to benefit the cted. and spread
which he conceives TO be invaluable and
be hopes every sufferer will try his remedy, IL will
cost them nothing, and may prove blessing.
Parties wishing the prescription, will please adj
dress Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON,
Williamsburg. Kings Co unity, New York.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
A Outchmans Tribulations.

The "Fat Contributor" furnishes the
following version of Dutchman's trib-
nlations:
"Ven I furst goome to dis koontry,
dat ish doc dimes, fodder goome, dat
ish doc dimes more. Fodder, lie kept
erosery, soldt rat-traps unit tings,
shews-harps, unit a crate many ooder
schweets- meats, unit I sells meat NIT a
gleaver.
II koes town 10 see Kitty Snyder
Kitty dold me to sit town, unit / sits
town. I dold Kitty how she was, unit
she axed me, booty veil / axed Kitty,
have you seen any ting off mine leedle
plack tog already? unit Kitty, she say
vat COLOR vas your leedle plack tog2
Veil, I say. she is all covered over
nit white, his pody cut off close nit
his dali.
kitty unit go. married unit had two
poys, Hans unit Katrina. Katrina she
was schmardt poy; too, amt it,
bought would start the poy in pusi
ness. So puys 'em perrel Of cider,
sixteen feet OF chinger bread und too
tuzzen .bipes without any sthems or
powls yoost now. Next tay vos train
ing tay, unit dey sells 'em all aw- ut,
make money like helentamnation.
goes aroundt der next morning tay
before tomorrow to goundt der profits
unit mine Colt, there wasn't cent left
Already,
"Den dold Hans he must go to the
Fest Indies all's vile. / roes unit dells
dey beebles apout the Yves, Indies, unit
dey axed me they didn't know where
it vas. Then dold Hans, he had got
to cross the river over, turn the bridge
& 7 @.I,
all shingled nit straw, where he find
TWO roads running away from each nd
der There he find q big ben NIT four
a leetle dog apout year oldt.
'tDinks l go town urt secs Hans your
own self Hans put me to bed in
barn yardt (Some gall 'em a bark.
Some tam fool he gave a spite against
me, he KEEP obening and shutting the
cate all night. Got such gold / hard
ly know how get my preakfas. in the
morning. Veil got up told the old
woman had she got any water, that ]
get drink of visky-peen so long
since seen cider didn't know how la
ger peer daisted any more. l looks
aroundt und see Hans sitting on rock
l koes up nut schlaps him on der
schoulter. Hans looks arondt unit py
kracious! IL wasn't Hans. Then
thought would ko town to the trug
store, untgit something for my pad koldt,
unit it was hartvare sthore. ] dold
'em did they have ennything for psd
koldt, unit they axed me, yes. Dold me
TO take beck of shewsharps every tay.
Didn't mind that, but they makes such
a noise didn't know how to wake up
in he morning. Thought l would go
home Found toors all fast asleep, wife
locked vide open, unit harden batch eat
up my ncighbor's bigs. Dold 'em !
wouldn't 60 to der Fest Indies any more
MI e vile too soon already. That ish
moro vot don't can dell"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1870-02-15
Goes COUGH BiLsiM /


This long tried and popular Remed is again call
ed to the attention of the public. As often the
year rolls around, the proprietors annually make
their bow to the people; and remind them that
ainongstthe many things required for the health,
comfort and sustenance of the body through the
longand tedious months of winter, Goes Cough Bal
"a should not be forgotten For years it has been
a household med cire-and mothers anxi"ns for the
safety of their chilSren and all who suffer Fl
disease of the throat, chest and lungs, cannot az
ford to be without it. In addition to the ordinary
four ounce SO long in the market, we now furnis b
mammoth family size bottles, which wil,in COM
with the other size, be found at all Drug Stores.
FOR GROUP,
The Balsam will be found invaluable, and may al.
ways be relied upon in the most extreme cases.