The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1870-03-02
Adjourned
The RIassnIOn American on our Gel
ebratiOn.

ebratiOn-
The Massillen American, we presume
by its last weeks issue, ascertained that
Canton had got new Court House and
Water Works, and that we had a joyful
celebration on the 22d ult We rejoice our
neighbor keeps posted, but sorry he was
not present to participate and jollify with
us In his article, which we give below,
it will be seen he says our band played
the ot0ed Heres Where Your Money
Goes" This is mistake Tins otged is
the favorite tune at Washington, being
played at the White House and Capitol
every day and evening. Our band play
ed-''No Niger In The Rink" and it
was we'll received by the crowd.
But here is the article, and we ara sorry
it indicates bad digestion, or at least an
over dose Of lager, pretzel and sweitZer
kase" or Court House:
Canton, eight miles east of this city
this county, yesterday had a graad glor-
hcation over new Court House recently
erected there. As we expected, the peo-
pie came in by singles and squads from
the suburbs-three or five from Alliance
one or two from this city and several from
the Canton coal fields. And when they
had gathered together in the mud, in
front of that immense structure, the band
PLAYED the new olGed Here's Where Your
Money Goes" Then several little dittes
were said and sang. by popular orators,
chief of whom was heavy Democratic
! LAWYER imported from Wayne county, for
! a draw. The crowd paid tribute to most
=, the empty skamp drawers by buying
Iorc,ci,- Of the abundant supply Of lager,
nrs1zcI ano Switzer kase. About hun
dred and eighty mules Of water pipe were
reburied, without any particular entang-
ling alliances. The water hzzed through
several little noggles, but lager run mercer
through several hundred more; A NICE
affair." The Court House, with ITS SKY
piercing magnit t'Gds Gnd great, grand plans
and specifications, by the aid OF the Behe-
moth in the alleN. received nearly
all the applause Of that vast eoneours9 oI
people, on feet and in wa -Zons. A-'hsiueI-
able space was left for nNore apps
which didn't come. Sorry Several nScAs
were stretched, in advance, NokIng up
into the cloud capped dome h 'udreds
were heightened in the same way tNying
TO see it through lager opera glasses. -
Couldn't tell when they got home whether
Schater or Canton owned the building
Pity On the whole, everybody had a
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abodes pleased that they had spent Birth-
ingtons Washday in Canton. If Birth
lngton wasn't pleased at this celebration
in his behalf, he has poor appreciation
Of honor, and if the Rep. and Rep. didn't
receive several thousand new, advance
paying tributaries, then the show went for
nothing. \ press of business, and failure
to receive one of the handsome cards of
invitation presented the Steubenville
Herald man compelled us to stay at home
The above gives the gist of the Selhfica-
ton as near as we could obtain it from
stragglers homeward bound"
Let our neighbor call over some fine
day and visit the Court House 1t will
make him feel better The "behemoth''
of the Rep. and Rep. or some one else will
show him through. Let our neighbor Dor,
row no trouble. Sing 70 it ''Shoo fly
don'i bOdder me-"