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Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07

COUNTRY Counting G.-"Get out, you let me
alone, or I'll tell your ma ~ cried out Sally to
her lover Jake who sat about ten feet from her
pulling dirt from the chimney jamb
- aren't techin' on you SAL, responded Jake.
Well, perhaps you don't mean to, nuther-
do yerY'
"No, don't"
Cause why, you're too scary you hain't
got tarnal bit of sense. Get along home with
you"
Now, Sal love you, and you can't help it ;
and, eff you don't let me stay and court you, my
dady will sue yourn for that COW he sold him
t'other day--he said he'd do it,"
WELL look here, Jake, eff you want to court
me- you had better do it right, an not set orf
thar as if you thort | was pizen'
How on airth is that, Sal -
why, side right up here, and hug and kiss
me as if you really had some of the bone and
sinner of man about you. Do you s'pose a
woman's only made to look at, you fool No
they're made for practical results as Kossuth
says-to hug, and kiss, and sich like"
WE'LL" said Jake, drawing a long breath
elf must, must for do love you, Sal"
And so Jake commenced siding up to her.
Laying his arm gently upon Sails shoulders, we
thought we could hear Sal say "That's the
way to do 1T that is setting like a sensible man
orter."
Oh, Jerusalem and pancakes % exclaimed
Jake. If that amt better than any appe-sass
ever marin made, darned sight Buckwheat
slapjacks and lasses amt nowhar longside you IL,
Sal. Lors, how love you p
Here their lips came together, and the report
that followed was like unto that which folIoweth
the pulling of a horses foot out of the mire.
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AN UNHAPPY CHAMPIoN-RUDoLPHE SUES FOR
DIvoRcE.-From the Missouri Republican we
learn that Mons. Rudolphe's visit to this coast,
although productive of much shekels to his
pockets, has, alas ! also given him cause for
grief Mons Rudolphe is amazed, crushed,
broken-hearted. All what is fame? 1t is a
bubble, when tortured is the heart. And the
shekels are as dross if ones affections are
crushed. Mons. Rudolphe sought his home; he
bounded toward his house, holding in one hand
the carpet-sack of s1ekels and in the other the
cue of damond-he would pour both into the
lap of his jeanette. But, mon Dieu rumors APP
proach-they strike him-they stun him. &C By
the Column Vendome, she has been naughty ?
And, by Gar, | shall wear re horns u All
to have come to zis countree for zis it is orr
rible y And Mons. Rudolphe flies to his attor-
ney and demands that he be set free that he
be released from the yoke hymenial and allowed
to resume his maiden name. Grace DteH f! it
is fortunate that he lives in Chicago. The trial
will be short, and will not interfere with Mon
sieur's professional engagements.
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Curiosity Rewarded.

well-known citizen of Hartford, Connecti-
cut few days ago, had taken his seat in the
afternoon train for Providence, when a small
eazen-faced, elderly man, having the appear
ance of a well-to-do farmer, came into the car
looking for a seat. The gentleman good-natur-
edly made room for him by his side and the old
man looked him over from head to foot
Going to Providence )" he said at length
d" No sir, the stranger answered politely 81
stop at Andover"
q I want to know belong OFT that way
myself. Expect to stay long?"
:" Only over night, SIR
A short pause
" Did you cal'late to put up at the tavern ~
"No, sir | expect to stop with Mr.. Skinner2'
What Job SINNERS Deacon Job-lves in
the little brown house on the old pike? Or
mebbe its his brothers.? Was it Tim Skinner's
Squire Tim 's-where you was going?'
Yes" said the gentleman, smiling; it was
Squire Tins"
''Dew tell if you are goin there to stop over
night Any connection of his n ~
"No SIR"
dwell, now, that's Gurus. The old man ain t
got into no trouble nor nothn' has he ?' lower
ing his voice: CANT gon' to serve a writ onto
him, be ye?"
ooh no, nothing of the kind"
" Glad ont. No harm in askin', I s'pose. |
reckon Miss SINNERS some connection of
your'n?"
"No," said the gentlemen. Then seeing the
amused expression on the faces of two or three
acquaintances in the neighboring seats he added,
in a confidential tone
' am going to see Squire Skinners daugh-
ter"
claw sakes ?'' said the old man, his face
quivering with curiosity. That's it, is it?
want to know ! Coin to see Mrandy Skinner,
be ye? Well, Mrandy is nice gal-kinder
homby, and long favored, but smart to work
they say, and guess you're about the right age
for her, too. Keep company together long2"
" never saw her in my life, sir.'
/" How you talk Somebody's gin her a rec
ommend s'pose, and you're goin clear out
there to take squint at her Waal I must
say there's as likely gals in Andover as Mirandy
Skinner. I've got family of growed up daugh-
ters myself. Never was married afore, was ye2
Don't see NO weed on yer hat"
&C. have been married about fifteen years, sir,
have wife and five children" And then, as
the long restrained mirth of the listeners to this
dialogue burst forth at the old mans OPEN
mouthed astonishment, he FASTENED to explain
" ! am doctor, my friend, and Squire Skinner
called at my office this morning to request my
professional services for his sick daughter"
Wa'al now P' And the old bore wadded
Off into the next car.-Harper's Magazine
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Ayers Ague Cure,

For Fever and Ague, Intermittent Fever,
ChlI Fever, Remttent Fever, Dumb
Ague, Periodical or Bilious Fever, &C.,
and indeed all the affections which arise
1rom malarious, marsh, or miasmatic
poisOns.
As Its name implies, it does Cure, and does not
lal Containing neither Arsenic, Quinine, Bsmuth,
Zlnc, nor any other mineral or poisonous substance
whatever, it in nowise Injuries any patient The
number and Importance of its cures in the ague dis
trlcs, are literally beyond account and we believe
without parallel in the history of Ague medicine
Our pride is gratifed by the Acknowledgements wo
receive OF the radical cures effected in obstinate
cases, ana where other remedies had wholly talleo.
Unacclimated persons, either resident IN, or
travelling through miasmatic localities, will be pro-
teGted by taking the 1GUE CURE daily.
FOR Ltrer Complaints, arising from tOrpidlty
OF thc LIVER Is an excellent remedy, stimulating
the Liver into healthy activity
For Bilious Disorders and Liver Complaints, II ~
an excellent remedy, producing many truly re-
mar-able cures, where other medicines had failed,
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and Analytical Chemists, Lowell, Mass, and sold
all round the world.
PRICE, $1.OO PER BOTTLE
sold by all druggists ana dealers medicine eyerywheI
CRANE Il BRIGHAM,
oo-y Wholesale Agents, San Francisco
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FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS.
DR. PERRAULT is the only Agent in California for
Dr. BriOt'S Female Monthly Pills.

Their immense sale has established their reputation as
male remedy, unapprOached and far advance of every
other medicine for Suppression irregularities and other
oDsrcons in females On the receipt Of Five Dollars these
rms VIII be sent by mail express any part of the
world, secure trom curiosity damage
PERSONS at distance can be cured at home by addressing
ietter TO DR. D. PARRAULT Sacramento aud Mont
gomery streets Rooms Nos 10 and H. or Box 973 Post
Olce san Francisco stating the minutey as possible
general habits of living, occupation, etc, etc
All communications confidential. 1:13:52t
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SpERMATORRHTA

DIR. D0HERTY has just published an important PAM
phet embodyng his views and experiences in relation
to Impotence Vlity being short treatise Sperma
torrhna Seminal Weakness Nervous and Physical deb
ty this Affection and other diseases
ual Organs.
This little work contains information of the utmost
to all whether married SINGLE and will be FREE by
mail receipt of SIX CENTS in postage stamps for return
postage. Address W. X, DOIERTY NJ. D..
12tf San Francisco Cal.
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THE LATEST DISCOVERY.
DIR. ERASMUS WINSLOW'S
LIVER AND STOMACH IOZENGE

LIVER AND STOMACH LOZENGE
is the important medical novelty that modern chem
isty produced 1t contains botanical extracts
fectly harmless themselves but emboyng all the
ia properties mercury and destined in this pleasant
supecede and Danish from general the pills
and potons of which that dangerous eXcant is the main
gredient More than thousand experiments
by the of this peerless remedy before brought
present state of perfection. rhe Lozenge is harmless
operation and although the medical of cura-
components has been etxngused by chemical art their
virtues remain active and potent
In Dyspepsia Bousness, Constipation Sick Nervous
Headache Piles Dropsy and the Irregularities to which the
feebes subject the Lozenges will be found infinitely
effective than any of the horrible and disgusting
pounds usually administered in such As antbi
ous specific general aperent they have equal either
amoug advertised preparations or the prescriptions
regular pharmacopeia.
1t s guaranteed that who has tried DIR
Eaasmus Winsow's Liver and Stomach Lozenge will eyer
rgan take purgative powder, or draught, pill.
REDDINGT0N, H0STETTER 4 CO.,
silly Agents for Pacific Coost
Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07

BACHELORS are much abused class of persons;
but Quilp says it is much better to be laughed at
for not being married, than to be unable to laugh
yourself because you
Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07
THE SCIENCE OF HEALTH,
Every Kan His own Physician.
HOLLOWAY'S OlEdT EMIT,


disorder of the stomach, Liver 81 Bowels
The Stomach the great centre which influences the health
or disease of the systemabuscd debltaed by excess
Indigestion offensive breath and physical prostraon the
natural consequences Allied to the brain the source
of headaches mental depression nervous complaints and nm
refreshing sleep Tho Liver becomes affected and generates
bilious disorders pains in the side &c The owe svn,no
thze by Costiveness DarrhWa and Dysentery The rnc
pal action of these Pills the stomach the liver
lungs bowels and kidneys participate in their recuperntiye
and regenerative operation.
Eryesipe1as and Salt Rheum.
Are two OF the most common and vruent disorders
venom and then complete the cure.
Bad Legs, Old Sores, and Ulcers.
Cases of standing that pcrtnacously re-
fused to yield to other remedy treatment have nyar
ably succumbed to few applications of this powerful un
guent.
Arising from bad state of the blood chronic diseases
are eradcae and clear and transparent surface regnned
many Of the cosmetics and other toilet appliances in its power
to dispe rasles and other dshgurement5 of the face.
Female Complaints.
Whether Young or old married or single at the
ofWOmanhood, the of life these medicines dis.
play decided influence that marked improvement
preceptbe the health of the patient Being purely
vegetable PREPARATION they safe and reliable remedy
Tor all classes Of Females in every condition of health and
station of life.
Piles ana FistuIa.
Every form and feature of these prevalent and stubborn
disorders is eradicoed locally aud entirely by use of this
Its healing qualities will be found to be thorough and nya
rable
Both the Ointment and the should be used in the fol-
lowing cases:
Dhhiohs rheumatism Sore Threats,
Burns, Ringworm, Sores of all kinds
Chapped Hands, Salt Rheum, Sprains '
UUhiIlDi,alhs' SGalds, StiH Joints,
Fistula, Skin Diseases, letter
Gout, Swelled Glands Ilcers
Lumbago, Sore Legs, Venerenl Soros
Mercurial Eruption, Sore Breasts, Wounds of all
Piles, Sore Heads, kinds
(tAUTI0Nl-See that the words HOLLOWAY Npv yopv
~ and LONDON, appear as a watermark ON evcrv Leaf f
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ohers are genuine handsome reward given for nfrna-
ton leading to the detection of counterfecrs of the me-
ehes ana ynders OF the deceptive articles knowing them to
se suoh Sold at the factory No. 80 Maiden Lane and
by druggists and medicine dealers throughout the world
great saving by taking the largo sizes Full instructions
with every box pot.
10-1y REDINGTON UOSTETTER g 70 .ots
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Ayers Cherry PectoraI,
For Diseases OF the Throat and Lungs.
such as Coughs, Colds, WhoopIng
Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma,
and COnsumptiOn

Probably never before in the whole history Of
medicine, has nything won widely and so deeply
upon the confidence of mankind, as this excellent
remedy for pulmonary complaints. Through long
series of years. and among most of the races of
men 1t has risen higher and higher in their csma-
tlon as 1t has become better known. Its uniform
character and power to cure the various affections
OF the lungs and throat have made it known us
liable protector against them. While adapted to
mider forms of disease and to young Children it is
at the same time the efcctual remedy that can
be given for mcipent consumption, and the dan
gerous affections of the throat and lungs. AS pro-
vision against sudden attacks of Group, il should
be kept on hand in every family, and indeed us all
are sometimes subject to colds and coughs, all
should be provided with this antidote for them.
Although settled Consumption is thought in
durable, still great numbers of cases where the dis
case seemed settled, have been completely cured,
and the patient restored to sound health by the
CHERRY PectOrdi. SO complete is its mastery
over the disorders of the Lungs and Throat, that
the most obstinate of them yield to it. When moth
ing else could reach them under the CherIU Pee
tOrat they subside and disappear.
singers aud PuGlic Speakers find great pro.
lection from it.
Asthma is always relieved and often wholly
cured by it.
bronchitis is generally cured by taking the
Cherry PectOr0L in small and frequent doses
SO generally are its virtues known that we need
not publish the certificates of them here or do more
than assure the public that its qualities are fully
maintained.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07

A LADY who was more favored by fortune than
education, at party she gave, desired her
daughter to play =" the fashionable new malady
she gotdast week.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07

A MAIf IoUs correspondent speaks of a young
lady at oSe of the watering-places who has been
+" nineteen for five seasons.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07

TO THE AFFLICTED.-DR. W. ~. DoHERTY returns his
sincere thanks to his numerous patients for their patronage
and would take this opportunity remind them that
tnues to consult at his Institute for the of chronic
of the LUNGs LIVER KIDNEYS DIGESTIVE
URINARY ORGANS and all private Diseases viz: SYPHILIS in
all its forms and stages SEMINAL WEAKNESS and all the
rid of self abuse G0N0RRHOEA GLEET
NOCTURNAL and DIURNAL EMISSIONS SEXUAL DEBILITY
diseases of the Back and Loins Inflammation of the Bladder
and Kidneys etc. and he hopes his long experience and
successful practice will continue him share pub
lie patronage By the practice of years in Europe
the United States he enabled apply the
successful remedies against diseases of all kinds He cures
without mercury charges moderate treats his patients
correct and honorable and has references
able veracy from of known respectablty and high
standing in society All parties consulting him by letter or
implicit secrecy.
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PRIVATE MEDICAL AID 4!
QUICK CURES AND MODERATE CHARGES

Established expressly 10 afford the afflicted sound scien
tfc Medical Aid, in the treatment and Of all
Pirate and Chronic Diseases IF Sc
crecy and all SEXUAL DISORDERS
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THE back-door BELLA pretty kitchen maid.
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5i(tdlCNl.
TO THE UNFORTUNATE
NEW REMEDIES! NEW REMEDIES

Established in 1854, for the tr,..
ment of Sexual and Seminal dis. '..'I' 'f'-
such as Gonorrhea, Gleet, Strict,,,e'i
Syphilis in all its forms. Seminal W.
ness, impotency, etc. Skin disease VI =, !,
years standing) and liberated Legs .Ho So'
cessfully treated. e''"''
DOCTOR GIBBON has the ploos,,r.
Of announcing that he has returncd i. .
this State, after an absence of one v'.. ~
lnrinr which time he has viait.' 'l,
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TO CORRESPONDENTS.-Pat residing in any part OF
the State however distant who may desire the opinion ana
advice of DR. DonERTY their respective
think proper to submit written such in pref
to holding personal interview
ed that their communications will be held and
confidential If the be fully and candidy described
personal communication will be unnecessary, instruc-
tions for Diet regimen and the general of the
itself ncudng the remedie) will be forwarded without
delay and in such idea
port of the letter parcel so transmitted.
10 Consultation by letter otherwise FREE Permanent
cure guarantee ornO pay. Address,
W. X D0HERTY, NJ d. San Francisco, Cal.
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-DIREC T -
]. MORA MOSS, BENJAMIN BREWSTER,
JAMES OTIS, JABEZ H0WES,
VIM. f. BARRON, A. HAYWARD,
j. G.. KIrTLE, NICHOLAS LUNING,
JOS. A. DONOH0E, JOHN PARROTT,
NJ. j. O'CONNOR l.. SACHS,
w. W. MONTAGUE, NJ. d. SWEENY,
MOSES HELLER, II. H. WINCHESTER,
ADAM GRANT JAMES PHELAN,
CHAS. l., LOW, GUSTAVE TOUCHARD,
JACOB SCHOLLE, MICHAEL CASTLE,
JAMES DOW, NICHOLAS LARGO,
JOSEPH SELLER, N. G. KIrTLE,
L. H. ALLEN, VIM. C. TALBOT,
A. SELIGMAN, PATRICK MCARAN,
G. TEMPLE EMMETT, GEO. G. JOHNSON,
JOS BRANDENSTEIN, CALEB 4, FAY,
r. H. LINDENBERGER. Sacramento.
l.. CUNNINGHAM and WIN. SMITH, Marysvllo.
GUSTAVETOUCHAR ............. ....... President
CHARLES d. HAVEN ... ....... Secretary
HENRY JUNKANS,
Agent at Weavervill0.
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TO FEMALES.-When female is in trouble OF afflicted
with disease weakness of the back limbs pan in the
head dmness Of sight loss of muscular power papation
of the heart irrtaby, urinary diff
cules arrangement of digestive functions general debility
vagnitis, all diseases of the womb hystera stery
other diseases peculiar to females she should go write
to the celebrated female Doctor W X DOERTY at his
Medical Institute and consult him about her troubles any
disease. The Doctor is efecng than any other
Physician in the State of California Let false delicact
prevent yOu but apply Immediately, and yourself ON
painful suferings and premature DEATH All married ladies
delicate health other circumstances prevent an in
in their families should write call DR. X Do
HERTYs Medical Institute, and they will receive every posi-
BILE relief help The Doctors offices arranged that
he can be consulted without fear OF observation.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1870-05-07

EVERY good act is flower which will beautif
our final home.
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a}tedital.

A dressing Winch
is at once agreeable,
healthy, and effectual
for preserving the
hair. Faded or gray
hair as soon restored
to ats original color
soiM the gloss and
freshness Of youth.
Thin hair is thick
The Portland daily press., 1870-12-10

General Nye, few days since engaged Doc
tors DennisOn and Parker to vaccinate the op-
eratves in all the mills of the Dwight Com
pany, Chicopee, who needed it, at the Compa-
ny's expense, and as they went into the mill
No. 2, a girl named Elizabeth Scott, who late
ly came from ST. John, N B., was so frighven.
ed at the thought of being vaccinated that she
fell backwards, striking spindle which was
driven into the base of the brain killing her al.
most instantly.
The Westminster Conn, Congregational
church was one hundred years old November
20. OF its pastors only two have been dismiss
ed, several having died among them, the pas
torate Of the first two having extended over
halfof the century. The church edifice which
was erected on the green one hundred years
ago is the one still in use.
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego would
have rather warm time of it but for a mirac-
ulous interposition in their behalf but theirs
was comparatively cool position, for here it
is stated that in the town OF bloomington, Ind,
there are sixty-seven young women ready to be
married, and only three manageable young
men, being an average of twenty-five sweet
he earts and one-third of sweetheart to each
bachelor.
The Portland daily press., 1870-12-10
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The Portland daily press., 1870-12-10
Western md Canadian Trade.

The intimations of probable trouble with
our neighbors of British North America, al
luded to in President Grants late message to
Congress, will produce a profound impression
at the West, for the use of the St.Lawrence out
let for western produce is just beginning to
affect the mind of the country.
Great had heen the exports of bread
stufs heretofore from Montreal prior to 1885,,
was doubled in 1869 over 1868, while the trade
of 1870 has been active and remunerative
to Montreal exporters. These suggestions of
the President will turn public opinion more
and more strongly to the advantages of the
new outlet proposed from Chicago to Port
land by the way of Oswego, and we are glad
to know that measures are in progress for Sc
curing direct line of railway from Oswego
to Portland, which will undoubtedly be the
most favorable line possible from the Allan
tic seaboard to the west.
Railroads when first proposed, ran from the
commercial towns or from the harbors on tbe
seaboard, to the villages of the interior. hav.
ing in view the accommodation of local trade
and intercourse. Larger commercial pur-
poses grew up with the expansion of trade.
and through lines locking to the commercial
connections of important cities by short
routes, were then demanded, as in the case of
the New York Central, between Buffalo and
Albany, where double lines now exist, for
portions of the distance, saving some 80 miles
on through transportation over the cncultous
route of the first line, through.
The first charter for a railroad from Port
land, west, required the line to pass through
all the villages on the way, Saccarappa Vii
lace. Gorham, Gorham Village &C., upon
which line, the Portland and Rochester road
was built
1t is now. ascertained, by surveys lately
made, that a line west to Buxton to point of
connection with the Portland and Rochester
railroad, this side OF Saco river, can be secured
with the saving of miles in distance, with
much less cost of construction, without anv
considerable grades, while the line of the
Portland and Rochester railroad encounters
heavy grades at two different SUBMITS he
tween Buxton Centre and Portland. There
is heavy grade from behring's bridge TO
MorrilPs Corner, and still heavier one in
reaching the summit at Gorham village
These are great drawback to the use of that
line. Authority was obtained from the leeis-
lature in 1868, by the Portland and Rochester
railroad Company, to secure more level
route from Cumberland Mills to Portland, and
an enlargement of the time TO build it is pro-
posed in the notice recently published by that |
authority for which, expired Janu-