, 1870-06-05

those dangerous syos aad red Iua Nemesis
viii not tu1n the picture, and show you your
ln.znozlt& cot to psssuzo.
t;a Thste !, ealy q a. hgl', ot oosssl.an
TIE assu1ance Of the famous French phyaician,
Irousseau, that gout is an essantil "a beauty. |
hope 1t il, for nothing alAe could make |
amends for that piece Of beef-s.eAk. Trou.- |
sean aid To lady whiting him With com.
PLANT. a,t.e,e th.t Sh' yas tFstn6 DID, md
sleep late in the morning, codale your
sell IN bed, doxe' softly after waking, and
when At last you get up, take tepid bath with
marsh nallow, fenuel and benzoin in the water
While you mo in the bath take a good meat
so9p. md then, whcn yoa y ere well dressed,
gin WITH, = red partridge. = furze Tailhird, 4nd
wine glass Of Chambortin, which yon viii eat
slowly, enjoying each morseL For dinner you
will order beef allet, tufaed tu1ksy. mountain
mutton, and Southern cAponn. Are you fond
Of sweet shings7 Eat - much Of them Is
you please. Il is no harsh doom, Madam, to
BE- pretty gourmet" Again the name l&dy
ca1ns to him With complaint that the mareat
triile gave hcta cold; and the slIghtest thing
fattened her. 1fouaeea1 heard her through
patiently and thus consoled her Is follows
Il ~ these diseases ate not ~ bad rs one
good fever. What awkward creatures women
are! They grsaae their phiz with III sorta Of
f1luluus Cosmetics, they baiha In al sorta Of
nni1ks' made Of vinegar they anoint them
selves with ridiculous essences, Laia' water,
Su1tAnas' water, F1ota's vinegar, md Venus
cream. And they have not sense enough to
order to obtain that clear, freah, Charming
complexion which neither fresh lavender, nor
pale roses, nor netue-seed crushed with n&r-
cissua' bulbs could give them. One twitch Of
gout would be more efhcacious 10 cure their
muddy complexion And their jaded body than
whales while or virgin wax With almond oil
ever, th1t this treatment would only be bene-
fcial to French woman. for another part Of
his instructions VAS: "Go often to tho opera
and to tho theatre, to every party and 10 all
the balls dance, waltz, listen to soft nonsense
whispered in your ear; don't forbid Joung
men kneeling 1t your feet to tell how they lo1a
read the love lettera sent you, and reply to
some Of them. Tnu would find masked ban
| most propitions to health In any ereut, I do
| notbelievethls regime would benefit that young
| woman Who swallowed nearly whole sirloin
| ut one gulp. It was ahock to mo should
like to tell you the name Of thst young woman,
il / knew it, 90 that might hold her up more
| distinctly Is warning to the rinng generation
IN panta1ettes and pinaforea. I cannot Do It,
however, and 80 bury my feelings by telling
yeu scznetlArg Of Anusetoents.
h.. The German opera bou0e season 1t tbs Dear
born Theatre haa been musical if not 6nkn'
baehs fsvosite epeFs, "osphsus," win BE- pzo
dnced, with the following very strong cast
Euydice, Mills Pauline CxuissA; OIpheus,
Hdr Theodore Hablenani Public Opinion
Ame. Clara Lang-Ziegler; Hans sty1, II: in
lns Koch AFistera Pluto, MI; John hAea
HorreEtz Venus, Mms. Sophia vclEuth N
ans, Mtaa Johanna Claussen Mars, III. Gust4'
Osterm1nn; Cupid, 1Ias andre Hcbe, Mn
Osternann Thalia. Hiss Monthuis; Minerio
Mr.. Winter; Apollo, Nr. Depruesei Mercury
Lii. Dcnnet: Vulcan, Mr. Weber; Plutus, Nj
sehrnann Esculapuis, Nj. Dupres; Morpheus
/ Mr, Rodlx; Neptune, Mr. koseuth1l; Aolns
| Nr. Hermann; Bercelus, Mr. Voss. Ih
cast, Is Fill be Been, is very stropg one, an
| opera-goern may look for 4 superb perform
| tnee. Al the close Of the German season, III
Lauri pantomime troupe commence N engage
mant. opsning on Monday June Is, With "1h
Fire Fiend md "TAe Adventures Of Lor
Dundrea1J." In addition 10 the pantonim
performers, tho troupe embraces, Monl
August, the magician; Nils Azella, the gyn
nat ana JossEh ss MarpaIX' I, e. e09sdisn 9dn
: more This weak 70 Leg Business, in
spectacle called "The Green H1ntanan
The bills announce Tdta SaugaIi u tt
premiere, asslstsd by 1osina, PAganl, Loal
aud other principals, including alao t
Dlando"sef Ballet Troupe. The businesa
the piece is, Of course, almost entirely bale
with the customary number Of uymphs Of II
Silver Lakes, fairy greens, demons, armies I
i peris, phantom groves, and homes of btl
terdies, tho whole closing With = transform
tioa seene, which, It is promised, viii exc
any other ever givan in this city. have !
comments to make At present, ~ It would:
{ 1nAnifeat1y unfair to, do 60 before the spectae
is Gircn.
il il kind Of rokncahing, however, TO tn
from the uncertalrhes Of the Il Green HCnt
, man." whatever it r1aY be, 10 the certainH
. Of that. glorious old pl.y "she stoopa.
. Conquer" which Mr. Aiken will produce t
wesE at tho Museum and to make the q
: nouucement thAt two such srtista ~ q
: Thomas Barry and Mr. LeHoyne, late
! Selayn's, will appear N it, The cast ia + ye
| npA mil la