The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1870-08-04
sszam VARIOUS ITEMS.

iliN % sisf ars II III - .1rR -
a stone i,lsf u - rsii'Ft si'rns p. ts4=g 80
or4F man blows his own trumpet
can his opinions be sound. ,s...as.,;f se,l
t ANNA DICKINSON says that "there
isino work man can do but that it ~,
will be better done by having wo-aag
man at his side." How about eur. aifs
rying kicking mule ann '. 9 '3l..'.s. -, =
"LEAvEs you, mydfriend?Y said aNFr
atipsy fellow, clinging to a lamp-post .."
on dark night "leave you in a con-. I
dition not to take care of yourself ?--.1-. 30
Hic, neverw aiaioe.aai e,sa,ae5l..t
THERE is a clergyman in Newport = ! Z !
who sleeps in one house, takes his er
meals in another, has a study in a .sr.l
third, and breaches in the fourth, all -. ,
on the same street, ,t,.g,i...45zoo, 81 5ssa,t.yl
THERE amt but very little ginowinc ia
good sense, in this world emmy how, =,
and what little thare il amt in mar
ket-it is held for a dividend. .a1'sst
! IT is said that fifty more CBinatnen l'.sfi
are on their way to Massachusetts to
make furniture for Charlestowr cab - +.
met maker. 'i''Dqs-i 9'ii = tte 'Ji'i''l' ''i
SENATOR CAIN, coIored, of South =, =.
Carolina, calls upon the Republican
party to purgeditseH of the thieves
and robbers now inditso ranks.f J ust ellis
fasfwe expected, ii No sooner have ItheIi 81
EnsgroesIgot into the Republican par asi
tyi than they attempttoldestroyi it. so tao'
Is beyond the truth, there is nothing g
but errors ndibeyohd error, there is q II
madness. -h2A'fii# o2iH s1-
IpHA JTU1DFgeE of, North Carolina, who isal
o great stic sticklleE for forms, recently i
had a tseIdier, who had been consid7 a,a,
'erably battered, in. the war, brought ~ .
before him Witness The Judge Hoe
told him to hold mp his right hand.-ssia
f"'Cant do it, sir,illi said the man.-sdu
t" Why not ?" s,l;; 8 Got a shot in, that 81 !
arm, sir, '",'Then hold up your left" t,.qa
The man said that he had got shot Js.
| in that arm too. lThen,p said the asa
Judge, sternly, "you must hold up
| your leg. Noiman can be sworn, sir,
in this Court by law, unless he holds
/ up something. aasrioj ~ I ~" - -
T THEY have queer way of amusing -,
themselves in Auburn. A party catch .
a toad, then a couple Of dozen of fire .,
flies, or lightning bngs." They 80
make the toad swallow the bugs, and
| afterwards put them under a glass -.
dish. The little flies keep up fash
4 ing inside for some minutes, and illu- =,
inmate the toad all over The toad r. =,
Hikes it, too. -..-
A WIDOW Of forty recently married,
at Paris, a fwidower! whose first wife wiffee. 10
was arswidow, whose first husband
was a widower, whose first wife was.
4 1atWidow. . In this family, for the last
/ IFS years, this accidental marriage of f.
widow and .widowers has constantly "a
taken Tiaeel l}ssg ~ HGS n - sslii-5''
EsliA RAT iii a store in Troy, d fooling =.
haround with piece of tin, attracted IA,
the attention of q policeman, who, ii,
thinking it was burglar, watched a-g
Several hours for the latter to come
/ ont. The rat is now dead, go So.
/ -. sgst tsiaIyfg } - i4iflfKA ssJiAlfs 8fi'''s'
Is' "A YouNGe, Is lady in the 4th ward, New ~.
ofk, whose, hair Nature dyed red, riai
has been; in in the the habit the past year of ,oa
using a patent hair dye to make Iitaj Il
'lIblaek. Not long since, her hands, ,b5g
arms and part of her. body were
Stricken with paraiysis.i The, doctor
j foundI her scalp one black crust of -.
sores. 9nTRe' 8 poison in the dye had
4mingled With her blood. Nature,
FWho rights a wonderful amount of |,
wrong,is slowly bringing her up, but " !.
she has lost the use Of her right arm -.
and hand.9 q 7dl 'i',''51' r. -
kisA CASE CASE Of feminine fen daring is relat-l o
4 ed of a Virginia bell, who rode to4the5 f.
ledge of Precipiee, and. defied .any4ti il
man man of the party with whomlshe was na
riding to follow hewo Not iamanf ae- 1oil
eepted thenchallenge;;i but tantaliz- =
( ing; youth stood On his head in the sad sg
/ die, and dared her to do that, ii9I tad ..
dusD 7-------7----s..-4...-- --------g isla 2 Il
10 FiWHERE there's viii there's d 5i'7
way l"hi Cook Pleasem, / wishes i.
10 give WarnlnSS----st Mistress (sur- $Il
prised) ~" w hys whats the matter an 3
! Cook" Tie fact is, mum, Ffn going q
to get married, J" Q Nfishess- Why -, ,
cook, l did not know .yon were en- az.
gagged" Cook Which ham not ia.
laazactly engaged as yet mum; but I So
feel myselfIto DC of that. 'appy .dispo-; -.
/ sition as l could love any man, num-" p.
/ Punch. ft . % -Ai'
--al-----.s :-.i-z-l u z4-1 l'iii1i'i i'i5'
A CoLpRED Ejailorq iownlin Little l,i2
i Rock, Ark.,, lets every body go into al
| the. Jail who wishes ito visit it, but :
charges them fifty cents to come onf.a: b
] he Should be sent tosCengress.t e E9HFo
1870 .77-T77T-Z 7771T- 5,ss 81
| FIG GARPENTER, whom the Radicals Of q
EaVisconsinn sent 70 Congress, under aoss
Ipledge, Oft Of total abstinence, has Dick
Matesed, --....,-.-.., -, .t.,., .,...,,.
9yA ,RnoDE rsfIs:SssDi' paper is very Sc Sc f.
we're upon mean man in that State
1t says that he would take his grand ~
mothers coffin to slide down hill
haro, s9i} 81 1tiIH'4ih o'!' i''t's - i'' i''''-
lii597 Anlla1l4l.a1. k4-l---- " sih 2
| ,bAccoRDINe to Mr.. Dawes, it has ia Is
the last two years cost the people
bS2000OO o,ttnfn regularly elected a.
Democrats ont of Congress, eab sltr
f.. PERs0Ns who prefer stale bread can, II U