The Greenville enterprise. [volume] (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, 1870-05-18
VOLUME XVI.~NO. 50.
The moaning of the tied--a hns
bands grnmbling. -

bands grnmbling.
AN unpleasant sort Of arithme-
tic-division among families.
TROUBLES are like babies; they
grow bigger by nursing.
NEVER infrust q secret to a belle
1t will be told. -. ~. 80
:. SOMEBODY says nigbtgowns are
|" late habits" 80
BooK-KEEr1Na taught in one les
son-Dont lend them.
A NAN often regrets that be did
speak on certain occasions :; very
seldom that be did not speak.
WHEN the cat is away, the cook
fincs it difficult to explain how
the cold meat goes.
How we do love to hear the
whole barn,yard cackle every time
our selfishness lays an egg. ...
QUEEN Victoria is the richest
widow in the world. She has laid
up $10,0O0,0o0-
* STRIVE to do right because it is
right; shun the wrong because it
is wrong.
AN exchange is not far from
right in saying that a sour-faced
wife often helps the liquor trade.
BALTIMORE announces that her
foreign commerce is steadily in
creasing. e.. ~-n .. =.
FASHION DEGREES that ladies'
boots shail be laced hereafter-not
buttoned.
SEPARATE cars for colored peo.
pie are now run on the Baltimore
street railroads.
VICE does not pay; the sin is
less sweet than We fancied, and it
cost more than We bargained for.
IT is a'great shame to venture
upon any wrong thing, and then
presume upon forgiveness.
WHICH shall we look at, the rose
buds or the rose. bugs, when we
visit neighbours conservatcry2
ALL history shows that it is in.
tinitely easier to control than to
rule corps of priests.
Some married men 90 out like
candles, leaving their wives in the
dark-as to where they spend
their evenings.
ALL young men have inaliena-
bic rights, of which none is so sa-
cred as the privilege TO be /" some
body"
WRITE your name in kindness,
love and mercy on the hearts of
those you come in contact with,
and you will never be forgotten.
BASE all your actions upon prin-
ciple of right; preserve your in.
tegrity of right and, doing this,
never reckon the cost.
MEN of genius are often dull
and inert in society; as the blaz.
ing meteor, when it descends to
earth, is onl y stone. E..
Con takes notice of every patio.
ular man as if there was none else:
and yet takes notice Of all as if
there were but one man.
BE not over hasty to combat
public opinion without pressing
reason. He that spits against the
wind, spits in his own face.
TIE upper ten of London regard
it as bad etiquette TO ride to
church on Sunday, whenever it is
possible to walk.
EIGHT million copies of tho
French Emperor's letter to the
people on the plebiscite were
printed for distribution.
AN Irishman that was verv
near-sighted, about to fight a duel.
insisted that lie should stand sir
PAGES nearer his antagonist than
the other did to him. -. .''..'''''
" WHEN he shot at ME the third
time" said California teamster
" / began to think he meant bns;'
ness, SO up. with my rife and mt
q bullet through his head" -
A YOUNG man in Coldwater.
Michigan, suddenly lost his voice
on Christmas, and he has been nm.
able to speak since, except in bis
sleep, when he talks as fiuently az
ever. q" ..r.- -... = -
lMMEDrATELY after the burn;n,
OF the Richmond Theatre. in 1911
the Council Of that city passed an
order forbiding any public show.
assembly or dancing for the period
OF four months. +I
A MONKEY has been horn =,
Pittsburg. The event Icing the
first Of the kind in thai city. tile