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An exposition is now fitting out in this
port to determine, hy actual survey, the fca.
sbility of constructing 4 ship canal across tho
lsthmus Of Dorion. 1t consists of two gun
boats with their officers aud crews, n number
If officers Of the Cosst Survey, AMI some
scientific civilians Tho whole affair has
been planned by and is under the direction Of
the Navy Department, of which secretary
ROGEsoN is tho nominal, and Adm rul poR.
TER the actual head.
Undoubtedly, this expedition promises TO
be useful Ia the cause Of commerce aud civil
ization. But ita prospective utility ought not
% blind the nation to the fact that j, IL being
condutHl in open AMI fragrant violation Of
law. The only authority Tor un1crtak ing il
il found in n clause Of the Civil Approl y,a-
ton Act of July %, 1866. which reads thus,
ITO provide for survey Of the I-thuus # Daricn
gAd,r III direr,i0a ~ ne Var DtporfnsDL WIN The
we" !" ~" CONSTRUCTION OF thp cuntl, &C., forty
thousand dollars"
Nothing can b. palmer than this language.
1t is the War department and not the Navy
Department, which in charged with the OK.
petition, and RoILsOS and PORTER, IN
'"N'hB " !" h"h"' h"Vo "u"n nhoth'r 10
their many titles to public reprobation.
Pres dent GRANT closed his message IN
ConRpss lust December with an adm .rable
profession oil faith. Goa my part" said he
IL promise a rigid adherence 10 the laws and
their strict enforcement" These are brave
words; will tho President now show that
they were something more than an empty pro
testationH lie can do It by couutcrmandiug
robson and PoRfER's unauthorized action,
aud remittng the Daricn expedition back to
the War Department, where 1t lawfully be-
longs II he fnils TO do this, he renders him
self liable to tho grave charge of directly
aiding and ahottIng his suborlinntcs IN
their deliberate violation of the law.
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like to bc thought 10 be, Let him direct to
this matter the attention lac has been vast.
ing upon subjects outside Of his Legitimate
bus inpks
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The dsrcputable Times is publishing a
series Of doleful articles upon the decay OF Amer
lean credit abroad. 1t compares the prices of our
moneyed securities with those offorcign countries,
and argues, with much show Of sorrow, that the
difference to our disadvantage IA owing TO the
sins of New York judges and lnanciers. This
sort Of talk might be entitled To some considera-
ton, were It not for the fact that the dsrep.
utabio TGmGi, though nominay En AmcIi-
oun, is really an English newspaper, Its
editor.in.cl,icf is an Englishman; the principal
editorial writer next 10 him is an Englishnan by
BIRTH the theatrical critic Is also IN English
mau the day editor IL another Englishman; the
night editor is Canadian; and every man now
employed eith'r regularly or occasionally 10
write articles Of importance Is an Englishman
likewise In fact, there are only ,hroe Americana
len 'n H. euia,iai roam-. url one Of ihnse.
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The wn.LInylon MnrI.,. rromI..o.l Noc.

TIC WHNuInVI0n NlTNII TrOWIsfH'l N"I's
On Ihursday last case came up b,r1 Judge
BcdIe, IN the liui'on County q, j. CONT u wbth
H''rse LnchId sued his brothers widow df
ei,%i. rpr of the money eng the shpr o'h ho'-
bnfs Gets while IN partnership Win De-, '1o'.'''
The Jury gave iudPmcnt Tor ouly o." ""n|
h'ch she hSd personally borrowed, tu- Iitnt
tr hroil our of the remainder ~, th' ..'. '.
u-r lhH NitnN had not administered ut .n| t''
'dHds property II seem ihut the lccct-. '..'' y
ntn'd ~ interest m thc Na,Liu2tuu Ma .. .+'
g.. orgy Iil'h.,l, according % Nit book " No.
ave seen, nEn'd a,''u 'u ouc Of The mtI 'l 40
hG'H,r.. i"rc al.4r, f. be 90 auy' ...' Ids
n"n'. Wa hone .Uy Ilm. H. JstGI,s .- 'h@
dtI u. VI. 1hy. q NF Jury strongly lu If lNH.,
lu. l'e lut u. !! reci.t arUusi BIN be- |s-r y"
" ~ ~ ha4 ull 80 .u.inil lister upun Zoe p. lHb'
N' George a., Ii,.l l,trs that he ny Wltat
o." Il lo pat lAc willow into the sut,t q l'' uste
~ 49, il D s-.,t.S
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II II be true that Mr.. THORNTON has In
Itod the President Of the United States to dine
with the English lad from Buckingham Palace,
he has made q fool Of himself
What would have been thought Of Mr.. motley
H. on chance visit of Cadet GRANT IN London,
he had just asked the Queen 10 take lunch with
the young fcllowS
Alt gcthcr, Mr.. TnoRSroS seems TO invest the
visit Of ARTnun with Gn official prestige which
neither belongs to the status Of the young man
nor TO the circumstances aud international re-
lations Of this period. Prince ARruuR has
been sent to Canada to save that possession
for English royalty, but he has not been de-
spatchtd to the United States on amy official err
rand. If Mr.. TnoRNroS lad quietly dropped in
with him at the White House without flourish Of
trumpcts, II would have been much more IN ac.
cordancc with the fitness Of the occasion.
Instead Of conducting the visit in quiet mo-
dest manner, official dinner parties are 10 be given
TO the little man, such as could not be given
in o more conspicuous manner to a sovereign
ruler, and such as were not given to the Priuoc
Of WALES when he was here. II is o mistake.
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EVERYTHING LovKty

Matters being tlna arranged TO tho satisfaction
all CONCERNED, the Hon. Thomas nselll came hack
and now asain manages his old charge The tone
OF the paper has been very moderate; bat this viii
not lst long. Tanmany and the Ring" wifi soon
owners. the Hons. Tweed aud sweeny' viii blow
their own trumpcts until the county OF Kings ia
handed over bocy aud soul TO the same men Who so
well manage the affairs Of New York city and COM
y to-day. The Hon. Mr. Van Apdcn reirets his &c.
lion, aud d cisred yesterday TO friend TINT, Had
! known as much then as know now wuuIl nrvsr
nave sold the E.l1ie." "N'''
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NOT ono OF the thrcr napers ~ B,oo.iyn would 30
the aiding for then they were afraid The Hon
Nsh Anlsn owned the most power full Journal and
ior the Hon. Van Andtn they went. The Hon. Nan
Andcn reu'cd TO SCI mis- pan'r, md en- he was in
the Ed0is they wOuid either bug the UH ifs or 81 -,
ioWspIDr and In any esse take away from Tho
hI0s tie city advert sing snd printing wh Gu welded
a large revenue TO uat paper. The lion Van AnIrn
Was rather staggered AZ tins; but sun held ont md
In the meantime tho faithful Alexander het,uc md
lorS Kings, purchased the UEiOa and then the lion
lame hegan to think o. selling out lie did SO, and
me lion. A!eAandsr Meme then Offered TO return
LIS paper 10 "Iitile ONT" Int " Little Init'
couldn't see It, and the uon. Mr.. Bowen, of The In
dsFeadtst, steIpod Ia and did the agreeable
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Amr-eiueuis fO-ddb.
Apetie Hall N,-ksoyt So ~ aataioE.
Bosths 1bcntr" Haeef.
frysuts Ninstrcls-shaa lily.
nrooLiyn Academy Of Nusi" VI, Fofsu
Buth iN,nur Theatre II
Srand Opera Hosse -Jeai.s - J..g.c.
Fibios GRrd,a ls,nist
New hork tirrus-N. Yn-s Cif.-t Troa-.
eiJniule Theatre q. l.. ia % tNo ga .lli-s.I.
Fan IihncIsoo Miu.trels. Us ID .lrly.
The 1nn,mnaY fai ls.,t
Theatre Frfacaia %. n.lu.
allnci- u.f.
w.od's Mus,um .I'u.f r.'.,,. M,.te.
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Hercupon hr. YEArnIs comes forward
the following averIueuts.

1.-THE statements Of the Hon Mr.. BABER, giving the
wording VI letter from MI CHASE me, true,
nnf never read any such letter before any cauem
I whatever neither did hr CHASE exoress himself as
their reported. Mr.. tuAsE, however, has exl resfed
himself TO and others being IN favor OF universal
suffrage aud uniyersal amnesty"
Mr. BABER deuounces this as an evasion and not
denial. lie riteratcs his assertion that letter
from Judge CHASE identical in substance with that
above given was used by Mr.. YEArNAs in getting
members of the Legislature to work for the
amendment, and he calls for its publication. IL
uore really was such letter, II certainly ought,
under the circumstances, 10 be given TO the pub
lie. We are sure that Judge CLASS cannot desire
his opinions on such a sui jet to be a matter Of
doubt.
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did all tie editing and controlled tac editorial de-
partment Of The paper. But the Hon. Thomas was
tao Democratic to remain con'cutcd without IN
onioo, aud nnaliy edged his way into the Education
Board, and there became brilliant oxrounier Of
new and highly a'asoned educational doctrincs
Tho Hon. Thomas abused The Republicans. but was
generous enough Hpout oi ut months alo, Ia ncctpt
th' poHNh OF tnlniriSslon'r On the Wlt'r Boar I,
win salary OF iSJyl ,cgi ard pickiugs and
tien lac and the Hon Isaac Nlu Audtn frli out aud
b" nud the Hon. Alexander Mct'1' icll H. and thc
Hon. IhOmAs klnte Ia len lhe Eanls
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Did Chief Justice CHASE write letter in
favor of the Fifteenth Amendment 10 the Hon.
THOMAS II. YEArxAs, member of tho Ohio Senate
from Hamilton county, That Is the question
which now disturbs the Ohio mind. The alleged
letter is said to have been shown to members Of
the Legislature Of that State, and to have been in
Huential In securing the ratification Of the amend
ment by that body. Its language was given by
Mr.. BApEn, also a member Of the Senate, in q
speech on Wednesday last, 90 follows;
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In tie mtutt.uc certain OF tic Iammany leaders
were planning TO carry cut q long cioIsLed ,fLrme
which WAS nothing ltss than gaining tho eoAtrol ri
ri,rrs IN KING well u New York cCrity
Certain Of the Bro0ll,n politicians were consp!t~i
and promised INT rotiiIns. Their ARRANGEMENTS
COMM TO hght causrd Ie Irrt hioak among the
BeinO' racy Ia Bruohyl some were Iyllus, Tho
move-tbeso were uc outsiders; tie ono. moi e n.
trneted 10 ue provided for. uhc tht 80 nj O we're
lucky oGain & siaic vi tie Hon. v "a NJ Tweed
or the Hon. Peter Birr Swc,uy we're silently an
steadily maturing thsir Plans. The Hon WIN N
should he theirs, aud tc Hon. Pyt,r iisrr swerny
seconded lin, and Promised tho support Gf eces.
sary or wahtn-l OF hls Legislature NJ Alhnny Their.
was one dinieulil to be sGrnOuptei; thsre sLuuiI
Do some meuur found FOR prcpar n. tle pcoplr Tor
the change, and, In word, TamnIary want. n,N.s
zap, 10 advocate ia cause In iroukl |. N w
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MR. VAN ANDEN B0UGnr and SOLD.

Tweed mud sweeny After the spoiis Of
hipg's Ceunty-Aiexander McCue their
ssd BrookisE.
The Eigts newspaper Of Brooklyn made the
Hon Isaac Van Anden, and the Hon. Issac van An
den made and founded the E'gis. The Hon Isaac
was gentleman who led the quiet tasy-Eon- nfc of
an old bachelor who, having WORKED hard in his
young day, resolved TO enjoy himself In his more
natured year,. lie WIS practical printer and on
very occasions lntcrftred with tho editorial dc.
partmcnt OF his noWsNa9er. SIN he wa. the owner,
and as the journal advocated lie cause OF the Demo
cratic party, the Hon. Isaac power in TIC CITY
Of Churches, and welcome guest at every public
or private assembly in this manner, and with the
aid OF fine house. team OF fact hoTsts ard light
wagon, 10 was happy man and led a most content,
cd HE, while
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Ny DEAR sIEi 1he eyes Of the whole country ar
uIOn the state NJ ONO. On Your vote depends TN
~ saugc of the fiftccnth Amendment. I am for uni
vcrsal sutrale nn1 uuiver7al amnesty. The amcud
ards. r. T.. CHASE,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1870-06-08

A WONDERFUL SOUTHERN DISCOVERY.
In the South where Liver complaint and
bilious diseases prevail to so great an ex-
tent, there has long been felt need of Il
medicine that would act specifically and
promptly on the Lieer restoring it to its nor
NAL functions, and at the same time be
safe from after effects. and yet so simple
that it might be used by any one. 1t is
claimed that HR. TUFTS VEGETABLE LIv-
Err PILLS supplies this want. They act di-
reetly on the Liver; their constant use will
not injure in the slightest degree the most
delicate constitution. Females at any per-
iod may use them with great benefit, and
realize great relief from the distressing
nausea which they experience at certain
times These pills are not recommended
as universal oare-aU, but simply for dis
eased Liver, and those Inaladies which
follow arrangement of that important
organ, such as Dyspepsia, Sick Headache,
Indigestion, Loss of Appetite, Costivcness,
Piles, Jaundice, Sonr Stomach, Ladies'
Heartburn, Chillsan Fever, Four Beeath,
Restlessness at night, and Flatulency.-
These invaluable pills may be fouad in ev-
cry Drug Store of any note in the South
and West
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New METHOD OF CoTToN CULTURE
According to the Yorksville IS. c.
Enquirer a planter in Edgefeld Dis
trict in that state, under a process
similar to that proposed Wy Mr..
Pouifain, raised last year fifteen hun
dred pounds of lint cotton to one
acre of land. He planted two stalks
to the hill, at distance of eight feet
each way. The hills were prepared
as if for transplanting fruit trees, be-
ing dug down to the depth of twenty
inches and two feet in diameter.
Sandy loan and manure were then
filed in, and the seed planted. The
enormous yield is attributed to the
thorough subsoiling, the manure and
the space-the latter being sufficient
to allow the raps of the sun to pene-
trate the lower branches of the plant
and develop these fully. AS cotton
is essentially sun plant, never thriv-
ing unless fully supplied with sun
warmth the philosophy of this meth
cd is at once apparent.
Another method has been tried in
Union District, in the same State
and with the Dickson improved seed
This is to subsoil deeply, and plant
in hills three feet each way, thinning
out the plants when large enough, tc
two in each hill About fifteen hun.
bred pounds of seed cotton to the
acre was gained from q five acre felo
planted late in the spring in this
way.
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THE CENSUS OF lS70.-The Ninth Gen.
sus of the United States will be taken
under the provisions of the Act of May
"a, 1850, on the first of June next. At
the last census 4,4l7. Assistant Marshas
were employed. Congress having declined
to accept any of the new plans suggested,
the census will be taken on the same basis
as for the last 20 years. The act of 1850
provides that the census shall be taken by
the United States Marshals of the respec-
tive districts, with the aid of such assis-
tants as shall be required. The census
districts of each State are divided so as to
be composed ofno less than 10000 persons
The assistants are paid as follows: Two
cents for every name taken, 10 cents for
every farm, Is cents for every productive
establishment of industry, 2 cents for every
deceased person, and percent of the
gross amount for names enumerated, for
social statistics, and 10 cents per mile for
travel. The enumeration must be com
pleted and the returns all sent to the Sec.
rotary of the Interior By the lst of No
vember next. The superintendent of the
census is Francis A Walker late of the
Bureau or Statistics, an Assistant Special
Commissioner of HevenGe.
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Tournament at Evergreen, Ayo-
yelleS,
FRIDAY, JUNE 18TH. 1870.


g S. PEARCE, President; VIM. A.
~ Stewart, Vice President; Joseph
Capped, Treasurer; Jesse j. Toon, Sec
rotary L. Miles, John EweH and John
O'Quin, Judges; A. M. Haas, Time
keeper; VIM. NJ. Ewell, Grand Mar
shall; w. H. Winn and T. D. Marshall,
Field Marshals.
Track Committee-Frank O. Italia.
ferro, Fl. w. Miles, Hardin Marshall;
David Tanner, Sam Gardner and John
Scott.
Dinner Committee-James H. Mar
shall, Robert Tanner, John Belson, l..
II. Rushing and Martin McEnnis.
Music Committee-Wm. Hall, B. r..
Rogers and John C. Morrison.
Terpsichorean Committec-Jas Cap
pei, j. Il. Muse, j. j. Toon, r. d. Mar
shall, James II. Marshall and A. NJ.
Haas.
Ring Master-Joseph Capped.
Committee of Invitation and Print
ing H. w. Miles, w. II. Oliver and F..
q. Taliaferro.
There will be a Ball at night. Two
Dollars and Fifty Cents admittance to
| the same.
A general invitation is extended to
! all. A
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The Living Machine.

Injure the main spring of watch and
every portion of the works becomes disor-
dered The human stomach is to the hui
man system what that elastic piece OF met
al is to % chronometer. 1t Influences the
action of the other organs, and controls, to
a certain extent, the whole living ma
chine. The comparison may be carried
further: for as the weakness or other i'm
PROJECTIONS of the main spring is indicated
on the face of the time piece, so also is the
weakness or other disorder of the stomach
betrayed by the face of the invalid The
complexion is sallow or faded. the eyes are
deficient IN lnstre and intelligence, and
there is a worn. anxious expression i'll the
whole countenance which tell us plainly
as written words could do, that the great
nonrisbing organ whose office it is to min
lister to the wants of the body, and to sus-
tain and renew all its parts, is not per
forming its duty. 1t requires renovating
and regulating, and to accomplish this ent.
Hostetter's Stomach Ditters may he truly
said to be the one Thing needful. The bro
ken main spring of a watch may be re-
placed by a new one, but the stomach can
only be repaired and strengthened, and
this is one Of the ohiects OF the famous
vegetable restorative which for eighteen
years has been waging successful contest
with dyspepsia in all climates. AS spe-
cifc for indigestion'it stands alone. When
the resources of the pharmacop9ia have
been exhausted. without, at best, doing
more than mitigating the complaint, q
Course of this wholesome and palatable.
yet powerful, stomachic effects perfect
and permanent cure. In all cases of dys-
pepsia the liver is more or less disordered
and upon this important gland, as well as
upon the stomach and bowels, the Bitters
act with singular distinctness, regulating
and reinvigorating every ecretive and
! assimilating organ on which bodily and
mental health depend
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LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY,
Name changed from La.,state Seminary,)
BATON ROUGE, Las
Founded and Supported by the State of
louisiana
NINTH SESSION,

NINTH SESSION, ~
Now in progress, will close last Wednes
day in June, 1870. The next session will
begin first Monday in September next, and
will continue ten months.
ACADEMIC BOARD
Consists of full corps of able Instructors
usually taught i'll the best Colleges and
and Universities.
COURSE OF STUDY
Embraces Preparatory and an Academic
Department. INCLUDING Literary, Scien-
titic and Optional Course, a Special School
of Civil Engineering and Commercial
School.
LIBRARY, APPARATUS AND CABINETS,
Well selected and valuable The Geologi-
cal and Neurological Cabinets, etc., tho
largest and most complete in the South,
embracing the extensive collections of tho
the Cabinets of the Typographical, Geo
logical and Botanical Survey Of Louisiana.
ADMISSION
Granted to Cadets not under fifteen years
of age, who know Arithmetic, English
Grammar and Geography.
EXPENSES
OF every kind, except clothing, for ten
months, $3.50; $500 payable in advance,
balance February LIST; or by accepted
Draft, at per cent, for ninety days.
Payments may be made through the Canal
or Citizens Bank;
Cadets received at any time during the
session and charged from date Of entrance
DISCIPLINE,
Military, with daily drill A battery Of
four guns will afford facilities for instruc-
ton in Artillery. Uniform of Cadet-Grey
Cloth, to be had at the Institution at a
cost ST S25 90 per suit.
For further information, address,
ID. +. BOYD, Superintendent,
May LIST, 1870. Baton Rouge, La.
~ Office of the University, in New Or
leans, at Swarbrick g. Co.'s, No. So Camp
| Street.
Until the rebuilding of the College ed
ifice lately destroyed by fire, near Alexan-
dria, the Institution is temporarily located
at Baton Rouge, in the Deaf aud Dumb
Asylum. Location very healthy, and ac.
commodations ample for large number OF
Cadets. Number this session, ITO.
| May 26-1y.
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" Ladies desire what men admire
and this little thing is Beauty. What do
we say is beautiful9 A transparent COM
plexion and luxuriant head of hair
/" nat VIII produce these? Hagan's Mag
holia Balm will make any lady of thirty
appear but twenty; and Lyons Kathairon
will Keep every hair in it's place, and make
1t grow like the April grass. 1t prevents
the hair from turning gray, eradicates
Dandruff. and is the finest Hair DRESSING
In the world, and at only half ordinary
cost. If you want to get rid of Sallow.
ness pimples. Ring-marks, Moth-patehes,
ETC., don't forget the Magnolia Balm,
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VINO WOULD BE A Boy AGAIN.-In
company one evening when the song
aWould we're boy again." was call
ed for gray-headed "old boy" dis
coursed thus:
A boy again! Who would be boy
ooain.sif he could ? to have measles,
itch and mumps; to get licked by big
ger boys and scolded by older brothers;
to stub toes; to slip up on the ice; to
do chores; to get your ears boxed; to
get whaled by thick headed school
master; to be made to stand up as the
dupce Tor the amusement of the whole
school and tell you how miserable,
weak, and stupid you were when you
were born, and to ask you what would
have become of you at that interesting
time in life if your parents had not
been so patient with and so kind to
YOU /; to eat at the second table when
company comes; to set out cabbage
plants and thin corr because you are
little, and consequently it wouldn't
make your back ache so much; to be
made to go to school when you don't
want to; to lose your marbles; to have
your sled broken to get hit in the
eyes with frozen apples and soggy snow
balls; to cut your finger; lose your
knife; to have hole in the seat of
your only pair Of pants when your
pretty cousin from the city comes to
see you; t. be called coward at
school if you don't fight; to be whaled
at home if you do fight at school; to
be struck after little girl and dare not
tell her; to have a boy too big for you
to lick to tell you that your sweetheart
squints to have your sweetheart cut
you dead and affiliate with that boy
John Smith whom you hate particu-
larly because he set your nose out of
joint the week before; to be made to
go to bed when you know you amt u
bit sleepy to have no fre-crackers
on the Fourth of July, no skates on
Christmas; to want a piece of bread
and butter with honey and get your
ears pulled; to be kept from the circus
when it comes to town and when all
other boys go; to get pounded for
stealing roasting ears; to get run by
bull dogs for trying to nip watermel-
ons; to have the canker rash, cate
chism stone bruisess to be called up to
kiss old women that visit yonr mother;
to be scolded because you like Maggie
Love better than your own sister; to
be told of scoreh!ng time little boys
will have who tell lies, and are not
like George Washington; to catch your
big brother kissing the pretty school
mann on the sly, and wish you were
big so you could kiss her, too, and
and-why who'd be a boy again7