, 1869-02-28
HUMOROUS.


"Ten me,1 eaid he. .one,h;nu =. -.
question which Professor is discns.,naau aus =
- T. anoF but little, " Was the reply. "o1 Il.
de.I ~ p ,hs!, ae fasss; but can tell you GOOD
cen1ndfum for Fhlcn solution va, ds.;rss ~
aoMe Seafs aKo-ths chaplain OF he I'M,
vestity Ct V invited cnalrent dly1nes ~. ~
preach sermons tefore the students. .nd
made made ve,y Just and 1audAtnrJ a!lusions to
inG been subsequently published N hont
form, ~ elder asked his old pastor Thstb 10
thought of them. "Of course II l., r,aS
and able Volume" WAS the reply. :. hnt T.
has seemed 70 NE that the whole scheme WI.
T. To- :, s3o,ls,y 1 " The c"ss<Ttisy, and God iae;-
Nevada sets 4 praiseworthy eIamn,c or
llberslisr In legal proceedtngs- Lut winter
= p ointment Law Yer Of that State had snis
ot some importance before Bob Wae.taT
Justice of the Peace iu Scrub City, Z smalt
mining district In the upper part of the
soanty. Aseer The eTidener had been taken,
tAlkee. the counsel for lhe plaintiff arose
and asked the Justice Il be would n3t
eaIrge the Jury. .'Oh no, gues. uot.n ra-
nlied hl. uouor ~ never charge 'e1n aov.
~ FIFE ,asy aput y, eit much any hsw, aud
IN Al cnse'prisiug village Of Se,1ro,k IL
~as deemed rxpcuicn: tor The teuooS.j In.
.esesa u Certain congregation to rel una
-, 4ro,nalloa party Tor the bcaeht Of the pns$or.
~, lne 9ehilcanan upan whom the pr3utluf Of
easrsra ehe usase1;ssy tssiy nssers ~ devoset Us.
Win thc following lh,u in consplruous tyn.
The Lord lur.ih tbs Ehecrtnl fsl,.y, Il.
o.4ss Of the couul.,se." N' '''' ~
lnefc - too much een,r In the fnt,ou,rr
mol 10 o. re- ";ih sashtac.loo " l1s,c,,cr,.
soiSc~inr rn1s, ~, saaplain to nGpolcon ILL.,,
tAics, makes The following oo~rnt c,e..r, W
tsons on tho subject Of orurily:" :" iisi,s,n
me, And ! spcak from Experience ,,,n r,oss
yoa 'sy The ls,s III sds hr.sr,. tetIn u, Ias
tS.s 9a bnydsnIn@ soyd sn1 ofs tssy WIN proht IL
oyerwhe!m Y Just ~ etanlp Il ssss,nso,,nl INV.
ed BY lccdng 1t With t,puueie ~ ~,
planta arr ehoked b. !mmodrsals s.ra.,i'%".. %
Lnther's motto tu ysang prraet'rr o..
"7s:n f1seA d.c-nss nssrl auy-&sur nIi
fniI,-.a,. s'spa y sxqaa op shss'',srak up man.
Two ahxEdotcs Of young tMe.icsn pre,rh-
esE;
4 youug sainlater Was dlscc arsfue On ths
exPanatvs character OF the hum.a uint.
& and satd ~4es, my friends, Tho mind. Of
to 4,as aud IRON sa1cheli.a to satehel ana,
from scraphenc to seraphene. snd ftnns
cherry beam to cheHT bcarn, aud ron th.nea
to the antre Of the doom Of heayeu.o
! An hiah ofsioT once aaid In hl,-eeruon.
"Cou!d place coe foot upon the sea snGs
the ot6s1 npon re 6eor2ium 5tdus. dip m1
voice into the believing fhnpder v,ni9 ig
wake the world Hish the commsn1 ~.
pent. turn TO. God. And eet salTation in
II is said that Joaak american divine.
thinking that very snnfnne, once tried IN tbs
pHlplL 70 saxe the same fight, saying:
Could nace one'toot on the fea, and rne
Other on-ahtn1-on the Georrfunn sIdnsN
abesn, AhaHl-1'd As1ef ,yes.5 kAfs irtt1 ,s,.1 r,
He forgot the ress OF The big Tnrds. and
down he came a.howlID9.,
Auot her A1neri can minister, OF fine desc1ip-
we power, was, W oos occasion, seachin&
Emanuel swedenb On the subject, drew Z
grapbsc picture Of the 1Wedenboegiar Heaven,
with lis beautiful fel&s, dns horses, cows and
pretty women and In the Hk2st OF his glow
ing description a good old lister, carried
aTay with The seeuc, went tato rapsures aud
Tho preacher was 60 dlsroxeFted- tnat he
paused, seeming hardly TO know what NEXT
to do, till the presiding c&d&s IN the stand
behind him cried out 10 the ahoutes, Hold
On thers; sister You are shouting over this
A gentlrman who seems to, regard with
aversion tAoee persons Of British. descent WHO
pass the unkouuded, asks hoW the follow
ing lines wpn1d sound Eere~ that letter
omitted:
.Hss Ills so,z1ble hal ps1nstfon
To K7uaEe CIR b 7znrs thets haleyen h1fnontess
Whea Ia jaxt homage cur Espt voicss rlse
70 celebrate our leroes to meet tashlon
Mbo:s horn esen h-r.,axs md sa7'tssson,
Within fhes1 realms n nosp;&hla pTs
PFokecS see urets 'gAess humiliation.
When hostile foes. nke nastlea Fos:o sanoJ-
HahituAted to tne sousd ofA
In tistoEJ II d hisirionte mr.,
We deem ths man ! homicide os spsees.
1Ain,pR humanity II v1ttt paHt<
Wooss humorous CLARITY wou!d tfe4f uss
In lieu Of h, with 6upp E4d HI IQt."
One Of the chetriest women Of the period
sends the following epitaph. t1kcn from =
1ravestone Ia WH'iamspost, PesasyayanIA:
Sacred 10 tho
uasa1 H.s11s
Born June a7ta 1851
or Asa.J dalE.s Jane
hta Wife. Died on The 4th ok
~ Nsy 7, TT 81 &, Z ,hs nsl .Is,. e.
a1a Qaie:, I1!snd 70 h1A
Father & M1tter 4 resnee:9d
By Iii ha knew him
SID went to tta ORD
where horses can't kick.
Nhere soF1rov4 tnd NeerAR1
| II no more"
prospectiug"' in Hamilton White Pine
Mining District, NesAd., In his {p1rneJing
came acrus. ~ claim y With the: following
"locat,on notlae' poaled:
| know I'll Eeu that tho undermined, m tndi.
vtcud ofrmtted meaus bat unlimited expecta-
tsons, arab, lse Eses ca'sa. md lntn1da 70 hold
ledse. eontaintu- ss he hopes md be!levea
docs: Gold 1tva. C.!ssP.r,. Feld.par.
sg.I ~ E: !o sof1te e eo .ta
trao1o.s,- rxnRtna from vertical to hor,.onss1
IL - Noei,i i,v. 81 IL Weais Rns ilpaz
Dtsttiet.
"Tes uEaasisntd = ,naaesd to E.ae this ! .
dsv1l tnas comes alone 1afI h.re !, tais show =,
issal "nx; h3ssss: ,oe s ts;.; t.
u9o b kaown a. ~ E4phast Ledqs"
A vsry good man Ia Ohio writes that IN n
Sunday School Of one Of the churches OF hi.
"yea,s 'tis lrae trn few" ba. 1he-e he.d'
are long. The teacher had introduced 70,
their consideration the miracle OF the cassink
out Of devils, who entered into swire aud
ran into the scs. During the etocldation o.
~ iatercstlnK sub. Il became sop,5,en,
thought, snd that for HIN tha swtst was mol
| wholly unswisted. Upon being asked te
ttsts.the cauae Of hfs an1icty, ho replied
III III L. ,,sS DC rs rs really think sh'f' VI"
4 reierrncs to Gioica, authorities fails to N
fMcF tho lnferroghtofJ.
We ar favored by : government fanction
aFy OF benton County. Iowa. Wish tho fol
1T10s Incident ,has % ,Er snsx n
Btste. Al tho conclusion Of tho sermon tht
pkcschss requested sotne QUO 70 pass around
iha hat aud ''take up Acolleoslou." a youna
tnat1. STRANGER IN The ptsea ]nmpxd up and
cornmr need circulating tbs htt" In suct
~ waY. ~ to hn1sh she Job IL The door auc
p&ss cut with tho rroc4kdh Tho preacher
cJlng him a ho want out, observed "l
that young man rams away wAb that uaoouJ
hon ho dalunsd." A deacon sitting by tne
MhdoW eoeloE nm nsso aa aos1 n,, sut s.s
4MH. sTtrrnosa ~ m"S y ~ -
sway Wlto sah Hpae5 ~ ~
| A. th4 Vino term OF .txa! toMMnH Si1He 1