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The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Sale Day.

Every body and his wife were in town
on Monday last; some who had not been
here since tho last time, and the conse.
quencc was that man Of small muscle,
and without much Of tho push in him,
found it difficult to navigate. We re.
manned IN doors. The colorcd element
prevailed prcpondorously what they
came for has not been discovered
Muoh whiskey was consumed individu.
ally and collectively somo Of It was the
argumentative, but mostly knock down
KIND. Nothing Of serious or interesting
character occurred.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Ab6evillo p lpors Consolidated.

Tle Abhevi llo Banner has been merged
into tho Press" and hereafter the issue
will .bc the Press and Banner, and thu
consolidated, will make regular and pleas
ant weekly visits to the mnny readers
who'hayc been for SO long its patrons.
10 Mr.: w. w. farrow who rotircs, and
to MdSsrs. Ice & Wilson who continue,
we tender hearty wishes for future euc-
cess 3f 't.' -.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
FINAL NOTICE.

"hh persons who fail TO pay tIcir Taxes
oy the 10th of this month, will render
themselves liable to all tho penalties, costs,
"hd charges accrucing thcruon.
as the number who havo failed to pay at
present ere few, tho Treasurer hopcs thov
%'Il come forward, as the ADVANCE have
donc, md settle up. lie does not desire to
send 81, out any executions Fit can be helped.
Ihose persistent will find to their cost ,tbot
the law will certainly DO strictly enforced.
ron tax payers who have not paid had bet.
"' o 'oos oMt an I. p. SLIDER,
wv - ''-@ Treasurer.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
It is reported

At Washington that Gen. Candy re-
commends tho establishment of tho
Frccdman's Bureau in Virginia, on nc
count Of tho drouth, to prevent suffering
among tho. negroes, and that Grant
hopes to visit. tho South; this winter. .
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

n>:.y" \ HANDSOME f. INDUCE.
MENr Every person who srntls s3 s. to the
mi \ century" utilization Co at Charleston
>. & receives that $nlerb Magazine for one
year, md copy Of either nfihc WarerIy Novels
!lc>i:nrlcd pumburs with rrcmiur,
list 81 cents.
Sep. ID 81 }nl
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
SPECIAL NOTICES.

B'.!N-A b T. \ ITI l. e /. COM
FLENtDS. DR.. rmu's SnrsapariIn nnd
Qn'em Delight. fhc !;rrnt Hluud Purifier.
tNrcis nii humnnrs from the system; IL acts
directly on the DrpnrntOry organs; The skin
IL one Of tlc mn'i Important Of these organs, ,
and hy the M>u of this inv,ltl lb!c 1nr,licinc
It Is clc;nHl nnd rendered aoIt, fair and
hcaIthv. Try it.
Oct 6 80 2t
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Cuba.

BY n late dispatch it is claimed tim,
the battle ut las Tunas was victory
fur tho Cubnns All Sraninris who
could not get into the stronghold were
captured and killed. Among thos,
killed utter capture were fifteen Spanish
officers.
IL is said TINT the Cabinet at Wash,
ington arc urged to recognize the rebels,
while n strong war frrling exists in
Spain against tho United SInles. France
also opposes any Interference on the
part Of this government. Spain is still
sending rcinforcemcnts aud will fight
to the bitter end
The latest news is that large bodies OF
men are rmharking at gulf port. Tho
Siilinn and Tenzcr have kailcd and will
hcjoincd by Cuban pri,atecrs. Vnlun.
tcering is v,ry brisk. Five thousand
men are awaiting transportation. The
fleet is frcighted with ten thousand rifles,
five thousand Snbrcs, aud twenty guns
ranging from six to twenty four pounds.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Radical Convention,

a radical convention met in jackson,
Miss, Sept. 20, and Gen. Alcorn was
nomnilnatsd nl!nstts for Governor, by accla,nation,
Il. Q. Powers for Lieutenant Governor,
and James Lynch, colorcd, Tor Secretary
Of State.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

1t Is thought possible that Gov. Scott
may be nominated as Secretary of War.
If this be true, tho pious hore may well
be INDUCED in that he receive it.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

nsN" THE "XIX CENTURY,"
fuhlfcat lion Co, at Charleston, have been so
snrcr>>ini in literary enterprise that they are
distributing hundreds oi choicc Standard works
zee 10 the purchasers OF the Masazime. Ask for
1t at Cl,arnInn's liUu6 Store.
Srp II 81 II.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

H7.f" Almost every day VIC hear
many persons complaining Of headache,
loss OF appetite, and that they nre not lit TO
40 anything, &c. Mury is tho day that We
have trlt so ourselves, and in fact have
gone to bed and imagined ourselves sick,
but for the life Of us could not tell what
WAS the mallcr. One day while thus com
planning. a friend said 10 us, "Why don't
yo" Try Plantation Bittcrse they urc really
" good thing and will make you feel like a
new man." Upon his recommendation We
purchased bottle, and took them nccor.
ding to the drrctions They seemed to go
r'Eh, 10 the spot, and gave lis immediate
relief. Ever since We have taken every
opportunity 10 recommend them.
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OBITUARY,

DIED, ut Grcenvile, s. C.,t after a pros
tracted sickness. from effects of teotliing,
George, infant son Of Charles g, and Murio
Chase, ago twelve months. w. y
~ GrecnVille, Spartanburg, D arlingt on,
Cnarlcston and Washington papers please
copy.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Trunks. Trunks.

We have nice lot Of Trunks Of various
sizes and prices which wn bought direct
from the manufacturer, and can soil thom
ut reduced prices.
h0VELACE & WHEELER.
Oct. 6 80 IT,
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Clothing, Clothing.

a very nice selection of medium and
cheap Clothing, in which we offer bnrga ins.
LOFELACE & WHEELER.
Oct. 6 80 If
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

FRosT.-Frost was scon In this vicinity
on Tuesday and Wednesday mornings
last-Spar,anburg Spartan. ..+ =
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

MAGSoLIA WATER.-Supcrior to the best
imported German Cologne, and sold ut half
tho price.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
George Warrington down on tho G. BIS.

IN the lluStings Court At Rirh,nond,
Va, few days ngo, George Washing.
ton, colored, wns convicted of horse
stealing, aud sentenced to ten years i'm
rr1Sonncnl in The pcntcnliary. Bell ;;
asked what he had to say. he turned to
large negro audience in the cou,
i""sr, ama wnri,c,l them against Van
KEGS a1! pet.taegcrs, who were the
,nln Of their race and Of the State
lie hoped, when he came out, in ten
years, to find the Star Spanglrd Banner
wav'"g over Virginia, the State govcrnc,
ny her own people. aud MI the carpet
basgcrs at the bottom Of the ocean.
George found in the institution Thom
rs Jefferson, Daniel Webster and .Joh,
{. Calhoun, and was informed that Na
polron Bnnnrnrtc aud Wade Hampton
have received tirkcts of admission. Th,
carpet baggers must suffer now.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Boots and Shoes.

FINE Calf hand seWed dress Boots, Shoes 4 Caters
Seal Skin" :" I" 90"
Kip hahd Pg'd" :.
menVy DitoneIe from 8 tolls
best D'ble Sole Pegged Brogans for Men ( Doys
Kip pegged for Women. ''
oa; Gat. g. WRIGHT & COPPOCKS.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

We arc inlormcd, that at meeting { f
the Board of the Ncwbcrry Immigration
Society, held on the Cd Of Oct, James
NJ. Baxter, Esq, vas elected Director
Of This Society.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
Ladies' ClOaks. &c.

~ Assplendid stock of Ladies' Cloaks, Shawls
Nnbias, Hoods, &c. ~
LOVELACE 4 WHEELER
Oct. 6 80 tf,
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

Those popular Loader Cook Stoves. md IN
fact noarly oil other favorite patterns, bc-
sldes every kind Of Housc>keepers tin.waro
and lapanned articles, comprise tho stock Of
W. L. Wright. Notice his lnrge and astrac>
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06
NEWrBERRY:
Shall it bot

Wednesday Morning, October @. 1860.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

Attention IS called to tho advertisement Of
mr.: II 9 Wiskemnn, who offers variety Of
articles for planters llsc. IIo Is located at
tho Office Of Maj. w. . L. Nance,
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

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We arc requested to state, that +. W.
Hrnggcm"nn, General Agent Of the New
berry Immigration Society, will bc ub-
sent during this week. lle will return
from LanrcnS G. H., the 9th Of this
month, and will be found again in his
Office, above the Law. Office Of Messrs.
Baxter and Johnstonc.
We repeat, thnt all orders for Immi.
grant laborers Europeans not Chincsc)
must be given before the 2.th of this
mouth, and That the orders must accom-.
pony the advance Of money, (s25. 90 for
single lotorcr, and $50 90 for family }
------------S----z,..-s------t--:
The following description of the gold
exchange in which occurred tho Waterloo
fight between the bulls and bears recently,
in which the former were beaten, IL in.
tercsting:
TIE GoLD ROOM. Imagine n little
icun'ain in the centre of the Hippo.
thentorn.. Tue centre of The fountain is
bronze Cupid ~ith'a dolphin in its
arms. From the head of Cupid arises q
tlny SILVER stream, whici, falls in jets in.
20 the basin below. Fancy an iron rail.
ing, ninety tect in cir cumtcrence, about
TINS basin; then space Of some twenty
feet between the walls and the fountain ::
and you have rough idea Of the Gold
Room. On one side there are two pnlle.
ries-thc lower for t!.o crran.l hoys' mud
the 0ppor for the spectators. We stood
IN. tho lower gallery. Beyond the foun.
tain, With his back toward Now street
stood thesecretary, recording the salos'
which he caught by his ear. Near him
is the telegraph operator. Wires ruiz
from his machine to nearly fivc hundred
brokers' officers. who are thus instantl,
informed Of the state Of tho market, anc
ave enabled to make theirbids undisturbed
BY the furious excitement which rules In
the Gold Room oD nomontops occasions
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

Please notice tho Baltimore card of John
lizard Middleton In this paper. AS n fnctor
and commission merchant no offers his ser,
vices to plnn+crs and others. Ie makes lbs
eral advances. No. South st., Balti-
moro. ..... I'.0
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

LoG1C The readers attention Is respect
fnlty invited to read uni digest tho logic II
conclusions ser forth in Hmhcr c,',imn
and TO he fonp,l II, dc ;lre sru mi head oi
'Dry Goods Eml orium." iho logic that
conyincrS nn,l at the same Lime wins i.
very clearly shown. At the Emporium VIII
DC found II No. | Stork OF Enohs. rlrgaut in
variety nrd style. unl moderate in pIicc
all EnndS ~ 0 market nt ono price, us any
one will hn convinced wll> favor Mc,SrA
MrFall & Tuni with call. New broums
sweep clean, please remember this.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

l'USI TRADE, OR 1T WILL PUSH YOU
fhcrc probably is not II moro cntcrpriSing
house In the country than that OF Lawrence
ID. Dictz & Go OF Baltimore, importers aud
dealers in French. English aud German Nos
tions and Fancy Goods. They must GERS
tnnly have pushed trade until tieir immense
lnclIitics nre known all over tho country
We direct attention to their advertisement
in to>days issue.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

NIOTHH 1UURSEEF.-UN mEn, middle
aged mo", young ncn and boys, II word with
You. Visit Wright & Coppnck'S stnrc if you
d'Sirc to scc The fashions just ont for tn?
lords Of rcaIfnn, So-calr,l ami not only
look hut purchase. ono. or more, of ,hcir
elegant suits of rlo'ling. aud lay aside
thoSe OH, Scr'ly and questionable CUR,
m"nt'. Thoy can furnish. fashion and
Hdorn you. from The crown Of yoar feet to
hrnd of your >olcS. aud threw In an elegant
pocket handkerchief IL they are pleased viii,
yon. If you have the cash To cut dash
buy suit, II not, borrow from friend
hut fail not 10 get tho clothes, for every
hing depends on good appearance. Sec
thrir spHCinl cnrd.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

Particular attention Is invited to tho ad>
vcrtscmcnt Of Mcssrs. Wilson & Wicker IN
to>day's issue. They have largo and nt>
tractiyo stock which was purchased from
tho Northern markets, and bought under
favorable circumstances. They solicit an
examination and promise satisfaction. -"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

MOVED. DIR. james Mcintosh has moved
ht' stock of Drugs. &c to the corner store
intely occupied by W. II. Webb. and hay.
ing added hugely thereto invites attention
to the same. lie has secured tho services of
skillfnl PharmacruliSt. and will compound
prescriptions carefully. promptly. and At all
hours OF the day or night. An examination
of his stock is solicited before purchasing
elsewhere.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-10-06

0PEN1NG.-fh fhc ladies', misses, gcntlc>
mems, youths aud chiltlrcn'S shoes which
nrc now opening at tho NcwhGrry Shoe
House call Tor more thnn passing nntre. 1t
is impossible 10 pass without noticing tho
diSp!ny. nnd it will he nngtncrous to pass
"ithont going in aud tnking good, whOlu>
some look. Once in. il vii! nc next to i'm.
possible to get out without mixing a tur>
chase. 10: :hmt "".: vii! h4 set ~. Ike grin,
death Ia dead rolorcd individual. rs is
customary in Chnhnm street and elsewhere
hut that the quality, style and prices will be
irresistible. Go in aud Sec
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

his name, stone Of as many as twenty
tons fell from Mr.. WhitIng's heart.
which, In consequence. felt lighter than
sponge-bread.
$50 you thought you would come
right home with Theodore, instead OF
going to Cincinnati to see Sarah Gage
gon. said he.
Why, yes: Sarah is here you know
Didn't write You that? An of us.
brothers and sisters. are together. now
you have come. answered Mrs. Whit
ing growing swceter with every word
she spoke IN the eyes of the happy hus-
band.
Mr.. Whiting never told his wife his
comical and tragical mistake. and shc
never suspected the embroidered velvet
cloak and erinine iurs he bought for her
that very day, were in sober reality.
thank offerings.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

PRINTERS WT.-Printers as a class
are sharp set, and their Wit is often
ieveled at persons who write for the
prass-especially those who write bad
hands, We knew an editor who was
dubbed ''BeIshazzar' by the printers
in the office,
why do YOU call him Belshazzar?"
we asked
"Becanse his manuscript reminds Is
Of the writing on the wall at Belshaz-
zars feast"
"How so!" We asked again.
why because nobody who is not
possessed of the gift Of Daniel or the
concentrated guessing powers of the
Yankee nation, can tell what his man
uscript means
The late Judge Saunders Of North
Carolina. says the Raleigh Standard,
was noted for his illegible manuscript.
On one occasion, printer who had
been perplexing his brain in decipher-
ing an article Of the Judges said
Il am in favor Of sending Judge
Saunders TO China"
Why so:" asked young typo, s'we
have no minister 10 that country"
II don't propose to send him as min
ister. He could make an independent
fortune marking tea boses.''
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

\ GENTLEMAN IN Iowa last weeh
Went, for the first time into a aw-mill.
Among Other things that he saw. wa~ a
small circular saw saving faster than
ANYTHING he ever saw before It. rapid
motion tacinatcd him; he reached out
his right index finger toward its i'll
defined periphery, (ior the circumicr-
tnce ot a saw in swift motion looks t.
bc at the base Of the teeth. and not ~
their pont-,l when 10 his surprise, the
end OF his finger disappeared in an i'll
,tant. and rolled away TO the other side
Of the saw. The man tied up the stump
in his handkerchief: whereupon Mr.. An
drew-, noting him, came up and inquir-
ed what was the matter. The victim oi
mis- placed confidence replied: ''Misthcr
Andrews. | never comes To see your
mill. before | seed dis ting going
around so fast. | takes mein vinger 10
him, like dis. and-mein Gott," In ex
planning his first mishaps, the German
touched the saw with his left fore-fingcr,
and that flew Oft. Turning to Andrew
in almost breathless astonishment, the
man exclaimed. Misther Andrews,
never comes to see YOUR mills before:
see him: never comes again. And
wrapping that finger into his banker
Chief he started for doctors office.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

BAD SPELLING. Nearly every news
paper we pick up-and we pick up
great many-spells these words in
correctly:
lnnuendo, mano, from which it
IL derived, would look very strange
with cne ~.
Witty. IL is rs difficult to ge,
this word set up with one as it is TO
have innuendo printed with two MS.
Like vilipend. it is from riiis, vile.
and ought to be as easily spelled.
Enccinte. This word is not spell
ed correctly or pronounced properly
one time in FIVE hundred. The e pre-
cedes the |, and it is word of two
syllablcs, not of three-pronounced
ang-sant or en- SAINT In Blackstone
it is spelled enseint.
Nying. People will insist upon
spelling thi, vieing. Dieing, from die
would be equally proper.
Supersedc is often printed super
cele, as it was in an article in this
paper the other day, although we
spelled it properly in the copy, and
corrected it in the proof.
Sibylis found with in the first
SYLLABLE in books otherwise fuultless.
inflammation. inhammatorv, inham-
mabl, are from famn,a, and have
two ms.
Siege and seize, with many other
words having lie or ei. are often incor-
rectlv printed.
4 few other words may be added
A postasy. ecstasy, diphthong, en-
barrassment, harass, bouquet. emo
BILE, stereotype, rhythm, siphon,
Apollo. apropos. siren. Withhold, thres-
hold, Britannia. Brittany, Waverlv,
Macaulav, Gibralter, ierial, aeronaut.
separate. Carthaginian, connoisseur,
exorbitant. exonerate, and Catiline-
the last word being the most untor-
tunate one in the whole list. Lowell
saws that the only thing on which all
Members Of Congress agree is II {
wrong spelling OF Catiline.
Dogberry told ''neighbor Francis
Seacoal" that Ito be well favored
man is the gift of fortune, but to
write and read comes BY nature
and there are many of that way OF
thinking Chicago Journal.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

Wanted, A Minister'S Wife.

WANrED. = perfect lady.
Delicate, gentle. refined.
With every beauty ofp-rson,
Apd every endowment Of mind;
Fitted by early culture
To move IN fashionable life
Please notice our advertisement:
Wanted. minister's wiie.'
Wanted thoroughbred worker.
Who well TO her household hooks,
tshail we see our money wasted
By extraysgxnt Irish cooks,
Who cuts the daily expenses
with economy sharp as knife.
And washes aud scrub. In the Kitchen:
"W an;ed. minister's wife,
Careful Ia entertain strangers.
Trareiis2 dgesfs aud such"
OF this Kind OF angel visits
The deacons have had so much
As io prove . perfect nuisance.
Aud hope these plague, Ct their If,
Can soon be sentto the parson's:"
Nv Wanted, a ministers Wife,
A perfect pattern 4 prudence,
To all others spending less.
But never di-grscing tire parish.
BY looking s,.sbby in dress:
FiarIug the organ On SUNDAY
Would aid our isudsble strif~
IT, sGrs the socisfg's moaeF:
"Wa-ted. ministers wife,
And when we have found the person.,
We hope, bv working the two.
To lif our deb. and build new church
Then We shall know what To DO,
For they will be waru and wear,.
Wedding q change Of Lille.
AMI We shall advertise wanie,l
\ MINISTER AND ms WIFE,"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

ened. falling hair checked. aud bald
ne-s often. though not ALWAYS. cured
by it. use. Nothing can restore the
hair where the follicles are DESTROYED.
or the glands airophied and decayed.
Bat snch as remain can he saved for
usefulness by this application. Instead
Of fouling the hair with n ras,y sedi-
mcnt, il will keepit clean and vigorous.
Its occasional u>e will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling of. and
consequently prevent badness. Free
from those dcleierious substance. which
make some preparations dnngerou. and
injurious 10 the hair. the Nigor can
only benefit bu; not harm il. II wanted
merely Tor
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Merchants Line.
STEAMSHIP WM. TIBBETS.
BOSTON & PENOBSCOT RIVER

The Steamship MN. IIssErrs,
twill run ueekly during the season
AsserI1SSosEk, between Bangor and Boston
leaving Bangor every N0yDAI at o'elocs, A.
NJ, touching al Winterpert, Buekspor, sandy
Point. Belfast and Tenants Harbor:
Returning-wnl leave Battery Wharf, Boston,
every THURSDAY. tie y. touching a. above
Freight taken at reasonable rates
Also good accommodations for pessengsr,
Fare from Bangor, winterpou and Backsport.
$500
Fare from Belfast and Tenants Hsrbor 80
Meals extra
For further information enquire OF
N. N. FULLER. Agent
0ur r., ~ Anril Is las9 lSn
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01

PART OF the Estate Of the IAxe Sab1n Poad Ek4-,
situated ON the western side Of the road between
Ellsworth, and Pairs Villages having sea Sur
yeved. and located in loss, containing froa one
fonrsh . two acres eaeA said lo,s will - sold as
. eeod bargain. and on favorable terms.
Persons wishing 70 purchaee, VAL md fos
their interest 20 exanine thoss lots. Any further
Information . to price, location, or terms Of salc.
can - drained By applying 70 H. saoseytner:
EHsvorsh March 16lA 1850. M
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01
Ayers
Hair Vigor,
For restoring Gray Hair 10
IFS natural Vitality and Color.

a dressing which
Is ai once agreeable.
healthy, and efec,nal
for preserving the
hair. Faded or gray
hdtr IS soon restored
to 'ts original color
nth he g'o" aud
.freshne" o, youth.
Thin hair j. thick
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1869-07-01
A Profane German } Wit.

The Gauiois, satirical French paper,
gives the following as dialogue over
heard at German railway ticket office:
Raii,cay O6icer-''Your tickets, gen
tlemen. il you please.
Impetuous Trareher-"Ah, Him
melkrruzschocksch werenothdonnerwet-
ter. May be seized by ten million
iiends if can find my ticket! Yes
here it is: for Elberfeld. F"
Pious IrareNer-'H you swear in
this way, sir. fear your Ticket will
take you to the Internal regions rather
than to Eiberfeld.
Impetaous Trdreller (grimly) 80, |
don't care: I've got return ticket.