Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-11-11
CLIPPINGS.

| great end.-1 Dung.
A Minnesota. church has hung a big
triangle in place of a bell.
Iron may be heated red hot by re-
peated strokesEot the hammer.
The young lady who Jumped at
the offer" dislocatel her ankle.
Florida has seven millians of acres
of land adapted to the growth of cot
fee.
Kisses and apples are very similar;
they should never be tasted without
pairing.
Putting your arm around a pretty
girl is what an exchange calls
making waist places glad"
1t is proposed,;now that anniversa-
ries are becoming SO common, that we
celebrate the next anniversary of the
creation.
OF the 150,0OO,O00 inhabitants of
British India not quarter of mil
hon are Protestants and not a million
are Christians.
An illiterate correspondent, who is
given to sporting, wants to know
when the anglo Saxon race, SO much
talked about, is TO come Off.
A Mr.. Taylor of Cromwell, CT,
saved two boys from drowning a few
| days ago, making in all one hundred
and four persons he has rescued from
the water in his lifetime OF sixty years.
A correspondent asks why marriage
and death notices should be paid tor.
For the very best reasons: one is an
advertisement OF partnership, and
the other is notice OF dissolution
Business is business.
"My boy said a clergyman, "don't
you know that it IS wicked to catch
fish on Sundays"
"Guess haint sinned much yet
said the boy, without taking his eye
from the cork, "haint had bite
The gentlcmanly Christians in a
California theater, recently stopped the
performance while they Kissed and
hootcd couple of wealthy Cinnamon
out of balcony box they had paid tor
and were Occupying for the evening.
Wnr blame the fashion, and cry .out, upon it,
like my cousin Sues tiny velvet bonnet,
Though much condemned by grandmother
aud aunty.)
Because it is so pert, provoking, jaunty.
BY it my pretty. cousin seems to say
"Come, kiss me-there's no bonnet in the way"
The more look the more think upon it,
The more like that small. inviting bonnet.
A paper says: 1--WE are glad to
announce that the fishing OF Lake
Ausananquotatisong omongotong onto
magog, in Oxford county, Me-, is re-
portcd,as first-rate The fishing there
ought to be good since the mere
name of the lake takes over line.
"Whar is Europe compared with
America" said Fourth OF July or
ator. ''Nowhar! Where is England?
Nowhar! They call England the mis-
tress Of the sea, but what makes the
sea? The Mississippi makes it; and all
we've got to do is to turn the Mississlp-
pi into tie Mammoth Cave, and tie
English navy will be floundcring in
the mudf'
Col. Francis Hill, of Exeter, 90 years
of age, commenced work on his present
farm 60 years ago, and in that time
has never bought pound of flour or
meal of any kind, a kernel of corn or
gram, a potatoe or apple, a pound of
butter or cheese, cr pork, beet or NUT
ton; or any other nameable thing
which farmers in Maine ordinarily pro-
duce from their farms.
In 1910 only eleven newspapers
were published in the Granite State,
one Of them being the New Hamp.
shire Patriot. Five are still in ex-
istence and fourishing. The number
now published is tairty-six, or reck-
oning dailies apart from the weeklies
in connection with which they are is
sued, torty-three.