, 1869-11-21
the WORLD or AMUSEMENT,
Small.
The Meauest Man of the Pc
Rod.
Old Blobbs Advises Ulargymen.
Amusem ent6.
Announcements &or tho Week.

Announcements for tho Week.
CHICAGO, Nov. ~
n Tie Eai.er ~ The CAiaaeo Tribune:
We were III aeAted at the h1eakfast-table the I
o1hes ukssiest Of Ill nAsty morulngh Do yon re- |
Eembef 1T There wAS noI = speck Of blue IN Ill |
tbs hesyenR. Tho humid, heavy AiF WA full Of |
8ooH.nAkes aud min together, and under foot It
wa ankle deep with alnsh &nd mud. The late WIZ |
raging like madEuan xhxs ume thote gallant TEL |
lows were anking INTO its turbid B1rf almost With
IN clutch Of the blessed laud Bat lt"Ha2 quite
plessant Al tho breakfast-table. 10. NO wcro all
gathered together, srd were n! In good huasor
While Aignon WN teasing her cauas5. and the
Wonderful DlbJ VIZ plsytaz fznt4sle with her
knife and fork upon her tUuR, and Aufei4 va
pouring tho fragrant codeo, took oceaalon TO ro-
pa1k that had discovered the 4eannst Nsn Of
tho pef1od.
All with united voice Wished to know WHO ns
waa Old Hlooos was peculiarly an1loua, .nd
thought must Be bleased win ususuM powers Of
liberalization 10 discover the Aesusss Aan IN
such 4 crowd Of mean mon ~ there srr IN this
city, Hhefeupon remarked II tollowa:
"Ihe Meanest MAn Of tho Period u man ID
this city who wa8 recently married. do Got
mean - lnatuuato that he WAS mean beoAuie no
" tusl4u' tae 4Ass tnA' oo ~" 2et @"tt'eo -
wv oao 'eose1asha 1e"eate see ~ .ne s*ee. :
ueJ sA1' ~ Hl4sss'*' s4as " soue" nv 1eo@.@
ard not tfembls when ane thought ot her satnre
ulliinefJ possibilities. The meanness WAs ID the
n'aunes, not the uAitez. Of ma1rtAgt- And The
.,se~ T.. ..,,.1 es ,e - IoNs"s. ~ Auo u11'
IN 80 - =. ~. -. 80 =. -"t attA@
~ 80 ~ =. NV. Au7 "aeo .'o a1a'S-
~ ,t.t,tn, "a - Apeu - setuou.
-. .1a ~ .s..,aS,, n,.4.' "ap ~ pAn ~ ae.
49,, 49,. sasolo.A uase1'us5 u ael poof olo
~ HA,ss ~ ,, Aae. ..j, N a'scusshk
$3.50 "A ~ suouto oe cete-
1850 ~ eae Aeeeua Flaoe' .uo e3pectaas o11ae
'ls,se" .ac 1a.n. aaa too1 up Ano'nes aou1.
"a1u snoo1u as's oeen oe'oteo 70 lae psopa1a-
I'VE VI ~ Aus'o lot 1ae tT1mp*s Q! 'taa'st+ snow
ha tao neceas"5 o. Auenoiat mefe closely % tho
Spiritual Hslass o. ths h1Ilfea OF 1et5A Gel foeeo
LOOK up aao'ae9 hoat, aas. N aAeass'o9 saa
et'qaeste upon "h'en Aas muss ataao'
sao ~ .n ~" ... ane nus s.ua upon !.
~ 'ae tMtu Dice, tns aeFa5man
.auoaea :" 'o.es tuss' wv oo'ses "nu IL
tou al'ua' ~ sueu nltnnk ~no eoa'aR w con-.
ps.su " as.ss ."o ao.s no.s. "eo ,,s saoo.o
uAe oe.a os'ouu " p A,st'1ne1Ns a 1 eAs'sa ca
u-.s5 " "tos.e ".sn VIZ !.xeI "nvs +" "ns
.e.so' H.' ".s ketau3 LUZ nol't9 n1auou tAua
us41s bsea aoauu - - .u.As, w ~ poN feas
su"s ~ p'sI .,a- ~.taHS ". ~ ~ sas .outa
r.se. t1e Se.x. - tsq1estee ~ at'saa ~
-. a.a s.,N ~ y. we u1tASe - sae nouss
- A!Nu .0o -. reto NV 'atoosu sueu pssss ~
~ ~" .uss s.t !m ~ escte ~ oeus ~ "onls'oL
u'su p..se, ~ sts. ~. aan.aoapu
.s r-- ~ na.s,'.-4 sas. :. .ui a. "sa
~s" Ae eonao'sssu1 "eto 1o'n4ttoos W."
ven netssepu.ea 70 % a. Jan N ceremonies o. .hs
H1H., -oA N1s 49, uoss rs.s oHs' 1sol' ~ "
hAV So04FEt 3AA ~AtSt 71hQ4 - AieS &Le "a ELLA ~
ass.-re... as..e,a.s He.," H., ..
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kso. =. 49, 'r's ttsa ,1,rss. w ss pAse
as oas.o ~ ~ 80. ..u t. na.4es "se ~ eeue ~
Noe.1 ~ 0 t.s~A - AAoa
nuste e4use1eo1 uuss - - ~ 49, eoms'
tn1nk On nl1 mtno' ano nt'oe tnuhs 'ook Interest,".
4eR, siactsoas oeDn'te5 gwen AZ "aaI lnskaos
o. une INC ol1ue nhs' 9aze 1ondl! upon nes
m.mma u u nv ses. an@ns 1ot tne .lnss o.
.ae ea.le.aeFo " eIe aeao ne. ooeon nun oe 'ot'
efes ~ les., Ine inueeion Aao qaAaut! Oh 'oee
nesss9. tot ~ nt'oeatoou, anu .ae eAaet
.1ount u aau1aos ieau'lro npon lne PAT ot Tue
of1oo N Psononne'ng tas nnA 5ea oenn'seV
aeGet.Anea; 1us ss'. VI tne ~ auaug up 0e
uele aeS'aso opoa; soo .ne oe..m .. tae '.eas.
s..sss - - 1890 -. 49, ~ o.ns
, oa.oH -. .ae .ena1u " 6e4 as. - ~ tne
ouss*4 uesnsu4 NaH@ .nS ."o "e!e ~. ~ ~ pc
.,-.ss 49,. rsu. ~ =. saS
mnet1eA AnA!e.est "Auotue3 piseata3s IL osA8ulAo
Sa'sa nsAa t@Aes upon nmseM "nen Nc onates
Nh 'aR. los 1osso Or TOT oe1'el' 10 shat OF LIS
teioAe couaott ...........-..
IN INC A3ta psaos. Inc has "as appotnteos Inc
sexton VAS fon1ed our 10 WARM up aud decorass
the church; tho ceremony WAS Observed md the
Clergyman dufY warned Au5 naa from pntttng
asunoer what God had toined.-a plea4ant little
Joke e!e1F5Men have nn sneh occa3aona-
I'm the seTenth plsce, this Aeanest Nan oS the
Period nos only IeEer thanked the sexton for his
trouble. bat went away without paying the c1e1gJ-
nan ens tesssi esnt fir his iabvr.
"Any person Anow1nk kn1tnink ntAnef SuAa
this Ia requested to address me, care OF TRIBUNE
| ONCE. and ae VII oo properly rewarded.
"Thezo u no uss IN n'nesa2 mattass- There
| arc occaatsna when the carn&!-nlnded h2fo The
Advantage OF the sAl1ta, and II II lust upon such
eccasops ~ taate have no doubt tnns, ~ our
clergyman wendeo h. wa, houe*asd, remote
alone, antfieaded' aoAte'y, SLOW hs would hAse
.aaeu ms ~ ~ ~. ..E.a,,. ~ w. n."s
ssns ~ an4, ~ .et'enu5 a. 40 1.sn HoIsn
~. ..,, - 49, "nv ~ ~ a.a.
- 49, ea,.s..s - ~. 1s.,.. ~ - 49, -,aH 49,.
~. eaa API Isse4 ns leenass ~ autuo @ ausa setae
e..,. ~ w., Ia ~ E,o nsd fssnt,1 II sae s%
nr,s.ed n sntr mr. os teeluss Ell. Is '' " ~
u NAV ada that thts was uot ca,e OF poverty,
but one Of stoddy. The codt.h had v,ev,ed hi.
as,atoeeauo tai IN this ceremony Thers Was r1sa
ARD feathers and furbelons enough aoout 1t to
| have served for = BAaraK Of Fouf Tails, OF the
| King Of the cAnnioal 1slands, prenn,ng that
these two individuals should take It tnts their
| roJM heads to mAr1J thirty Of forty women at q
! Gulp." ..,......
knew Old Bloabs would get mad for he hslea
neannesa above Ill other thinRs, rnlsss It Be
hypocrisy. And he did get mad, aud he brought
mat nst OF ni' down upon The tahlo with such
e1sea toas vent Inc Polatoea lnto the meat plat
tet: nnefeapon me wonderful Bab5, who thtaks
olu blo1os u perfection, attempted the sane
'ea' oi tao'e-ponndina. Aud IN Tho Operation sent
ts mug Of milk ail orer MT. Bloooa'
oAek ene: macn 70 thas COCA "onfaf olsaust 1t
| ~As not Tue ufst ukno snAs tne honoestal h@o9
nao commhaea INC oncnce, 10 soue minutes ~ "a
speat ~ = noth oncoa5se ~ AuteaA 10 " H., to
"nlca ". " fepneo oT poottna out IT. little epse.
leaves Ups and vigorously kicking The table le9,
for when fegFcf 70 ss7 that v. D. sa. r.rnore,
IN dlsg1ace 70 tns hns1"' from wn,rh At ne-todt.
ca liberals, proceeded ei.cula,ton. ~ wrs,n ana
th.row, equally nIxrH-
When ofie. haa been ,r.,o,rd o,, n,,,,.
4 bnaht,y fr4t IN The fnre a,,s. ~