The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1869-06-16

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Popular seryieeTsilyer. - - -
sharp foodTA sword fish ys,f y.
ga great nuisance-Bad coal. ss,4,,
Ia OpeFatiye spinneIs Spiders. ~ y
- A ring with an end--A herring.
A bad omon-Te owe men money.
Untsmed sweetness-Wf honey.
The best srters-Brains.
Hard ships Of the sea- TIronclads.
|, Chips from the deeP-TF Fish balls.
How to make a clean a ms Sweep p wash gafa
& biunders { s-b5iuss--Kisssing b Is the slFt,r wrong
OF what tradeis the sunGAl tan
/ nef. l- hnI.I 10 si'r-I er8W ssf.ru
skyIightsATAe sun, moon, and
1stars. aT odI IL iUo yIlEii5ialu .aa
} Alice cOmmonato eVerybody-GOf-
tee. rsi xg.J eds .tli g.i...y am -,1s-
IS A bad seat for young folks-Con+
A sham fght-The battle of the
Mill. - on
"A stern Eecessity-The ships rud-
der. u % i33,z1 ,f2L8..-. =. -tah4a
The sun dial counts only bright
hours. tT ~
J Atree that yields no leaves-An
aXeltree. ..H
An essence that yields most-Ac-
quieseeRSe, .., .s -.-...-
Thoughtful hospitality : Enter
taining an idea. '"' -i'
MISUNDERSTANDING a mar
riage certificate. =-i H '9H ea-
Dangerous Those who
are dressed to kill. -aI !
The life-preservers oftenest used
in. the battle. feld-Legs. f.r
How to accumulate real estate
Never wash yourself.
Boston has fined a milk man 500
for watering his milk.
The quickest way to destroy weeds
is to marry widow. .a7.. .-.h
Three things to govern Temper
impulse and the tongue. i -1iA
standing orders admis-
sions who can't get seats. s.iH
| iPapier mache is now made into
chamber sets, buckets, &C. q ssr
Who dare sit before the king with
his hat on 2 A coachman. M.
Truth is not salad that it must
be served with vinegar.
The California State Treasury has
81, 400, 900, lying idle. 1870
Wigs of floss silk are fashionable
In Paris for the ladies. 9idslisz /
Vermont is full Of deer, hunted
out of Canada by the wolves. aIsl5 /
Russia has ordered seventy thou
sand needle guns. a.a r.ry -,7d- !
The Duke of Coburg has abolished
the ballet in his theatre. - /
A little man can neither lie "long'
in bed nor want great coats. -II /
When lover dotes on his darling
a refusal acts as an anti-dote.
1 Scotland has population of 8, O62
290, of whom 255, ,58o-are paupers.
A cougar of upwards of feet ii
length has been killed in Omaha. /
He that pelts every barking doi
must pick up great many stones.
The French mission cost General
Dix $4,000 a year beyond his salary
| Everybody knows good counse
except he that bath most need Of it
Sorrow is the furnace that melt
selfish hearts together in love. '1.l I.
What is the difference between al
editor and wife? One sets article
to rights, and the other writes arti
cleS to set. -.. H-.. F
Mrs. Yell cowhided Mr.. Lay 70
not performing contract TO MARI,
her. AS he wouldn't make her La.
she made him yelE
A doctor detained in court as
witness complained to the judge tina
if he was kept from his patients they
might recover in his absence.
A witness being interrogated as Il
his knowledge of the. defendant il
the case, said he knew him Intimate
ly-''he had supped with him, saileI
with him. and horsewhipped him.
During the first battle of Bull Run
a Brigadier General discoYered
soldier concealed in a hole In tn
ground, and ordered him to join hi
regiment. The man, looking hin
full in the face, placed his thumbuE
on his nose and replied "No 20
don't, old fellow, you want this hol
yourself" f" ha u a5-i-.:l
: A little girl in Sunday-schoc
was asked by a teacher: Mary d
you say your prayers morning an
night?" mo, Miss, I don't" "Wh
Mary! are you not afraid TO go
sleep in the dark without askin
God to take care of-you and watc
over you until the morning." 'tNC
Miss, l amt afraid, cause 1 sleeE
| in the middle"
Archie and Tom spanked the sam
girl. One night Archie called on hE
and found her alone. After som
|, conversation. he burst out with ::
"AIiss Mollie, dOyou think you eoul
> leave this comfortable home, kin
father and mother, loving brother
Z and sisters, and go to the far We
; with a young man who has little
2 live upon save his professiOn?" Mil
MoIlie laid her hand gently on Al
chie's shoulder, with her eyes abol
4 half-closed, her ruby lips slighJl
apart, and-said- sOftly:- Eyes, A
( chic, I think I could" "Well
said Archie, smy friend Tom is g
: ing West, and wants to marry.
!, will mention 1T to him"