, 1869-05-20
rost, 70 attracted htm that he ,n,an.p,y re1t r.,

Fas afr1lgned before magistrate for some petty
ofence- "What arc you up here Tor .r Inonlr.f
the Judge Ny beauty. reckcm.r aYour
xhat7" "Ay beauty Z" aAsc ROD cest,tn Of
thas:" "oh! hedtd, thsres no rnht.te y
"Ihen discharge you-you atn1 eptlsy;~ snd
the acquitted lady took heF departure.
Vast rains have been discovered IN the Zulu
eoonu5 u soa1a AiHea-ooclisa With eolosA
cAsstnRA Terraces aud h2lls VI hewn xtnue. or cut
out OF The solid rock The natives rexard them
win mJfertous awe, aud keep st.anzers from
them, for fear that II they 3re approached no fst1
VIII fAn for three yeAra.
AE Meyer, 4 Freuchmau haa tin,rrer., . o,sn
fer telcg.sphing n foe sinae Tnerr u No trxns-
ratttcr wanted; the scnder Of the despstch Ia h,y
own eie1f- Tne messase itse1Y does TIA drtr Of
TIC md canszpls the elecstea, BOWER,
10 A 70 mAxe perfectly faithful TIA apparatus
y at woEk on the railway from Pa.ts "a Lytus ard
the tines from Patts to Ma1setles snd frn parfk tn
Bosdeanx VIII soon bc provided With l. q
In dtld near Pftgtonpana. there Fere rrce3 ~
discovered IL ecotthh coins, ,datan from the reign
c1 Janes III. to that Of Aa1J. Among them yas =
gold noble OF the ume Of AArJ. One Of the diver
pieces had teen struck In con,meuoeataon Of
Na1ys marriage with the Dauphln Of France IL
10 dated leso: and tn addition to the mouoe1an,
-. ~ TalH tne hefalatc ernblems Of France and
scoslandt theEc IL the following Latin legend on
the ttyesse: "kata aoa s.s:as duo mi u.a n4ru,'
The fotai amount Of coal shipped from Pttta-
burgh during the first four months of tt,R year
rss Ii, on TOO hlshela Cincinnati VI. the rpcInt
ent OF e.us5 900 bushels Louisville es7. 900: New
Orleans. 1,4s',eco; Memphis, Naooe; c.tro,
$4,000: SazhE1ie, 10000; Baton Rouge, llAooa,
and Dubuque, Iowa, oo,ooo. This was the producs
q Tue AonongahelA mines, numbering eighty In
al, Ana 4ocatea between Pittsburgh and Browns-
vile The Average product Of these miues u about
Il, ,ooc, 900 bushels per year. The houe consu1up.
ton for the four months reached $3.50; no,
DEan ofsoKr hees from China, not ORR two
tect high, have reached Los Angeles, Cal, IN good
condition. II IL stated that IN acre Of GROUND
Nould contain oyer four thousand Of such trees,
and, although eseh tire would produce not more
than half-dozen oranges, yet the Jtel1 per acse
would largely orcrbalance that Of standard trees
1le sensations on taking ca1el.1tde for the
asst time are thus described: 'sTake music stool
0nd havlng wound 1t up ~ high IL II would 20,
Put II In cart without sprtnga get On top, and
next drive the cazt transsersely across i moved
ntld, and you viii then form soma nntson Of the
terror and uncertainty 700 would experience the
nist time Jou mounted camel
The porter Of ST. Petersburg merchant prr.
chased lottery ticket No. x18 1a7 Tn otnctal ns1
Of The drawing. u publisncd, showed that TIA,
fteast had d7wn the EEess Prize Of nf1y tnouMnd
fpuh1t1 NO sooner had the merchant read this ID
me papeEs than he offered to hts porter ono hun
dred roubles for hA ticket The porter sold II u
him willingly. The next day the Hxst published !
correction, stating that No. al1 Tsa had dawn tht
great prize.
AT Elk, Pa, the other day, a womAu entered
d3 goods store and asked 10 sec some "noaruin
stun" The CLERK inquiHng how the deceased VA.
related To her. she replied: "The fact Il, thers
ain1 nobody dead az knows On, but the doctor
says my OLD nan can't tive more q I week or 70 .,
the susshcrcst, m bcln' as TWAS market day, ane
vas IN town, thought had he.te1 be gett.n
he funeral fxins, and make 'cm up cause IT'S .
real bother TO get EN- made when there's dcat
folks IN The house, an hate 10 borrow"
In Far1A, during the rainy season, the mscadau-
lied roads arc frequently inches deep IL 1hst i
called macadam milk, which Ia g1eat nuisance u
the sewers, sslttng them up ve9 RAPIDLY. An ca
teSpEistnX individual has found An application fo
Is stud md At the saine time, It Is said, Al !n
cone OF e. 90 year tor himself. lie collects tht
mtlk, allows to settle IN arge tauks passes TIT
| prec!pttate through Alk s!cres, md forms Il NJ
ser*ard Into bricks for knlte-cleauing, which Sc!
| at \ franc each
Two aged freedmen In Louisiana were recent
overheard in the following conversation: "yes
sar," said one, II tells sou tho Good Man Ia chr
~har. he sees eh.Jthing. He makes dc sva4
g7ow. Gosiy, He can make tnstng grow:" "Wha
datt He makes de grass grow, you Say. VII
don't ne make eb'yting grow:'' "He dot" "Go
you daz! Do He make the bricks grow: VII
don't He make dc rocts get up md spreads" Thi
WIS evidently citnchcr. The expoundcr Of O.
thodoxr couidar come 70 time. lie scratched hI
head 4 moment and replied: aspect BE DON
want to; He got somcthtn' else to do 'kdes tend
| lag to sch foo1Ishnesa.''
The last sheet Of ice which was attached to tn
r1ghr bunk Of the Scya, and which barred the Iive
In front Of the Winter Palace, At St. Petersburg
broke up on tho evening Of the ed Of APRIL II
commander OF the fortress, followed BY grea
number Of boats belonging to the river police, III
Tacht Club, the Custom House, and the WAtel
men, then crossed the stream to the Imperial res
dence 10 announce Officially to His Majesty tha
the navigation Was open The roar Q! the canno
spread ihe news throughout tho city, and tn
river, hitherto 50 gloomy, WEE suddenly covere
With large number Of small craft moving joyou:
\ ~ In eEeg direction