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How He FIXED HER-Hetel keepers
usually charge "half price" for the board
Of children. When we enter upon the
business OF jolly host, our terms for the
average Of nineteenth century young
America will be not " hall. price" but
double price The stcwage capacity Of
A youngster may be limited. His pro-
clivity toward waste knows no bounds.
If anything in hotel comes under the
head OF a irstclass nuisance, it is a
young gentleman OF Eve years. whose
mother suppo,es him to be an infant Ma
polcon. We met with such shaver at a
Quaker hotel at Atlantic City. Yonpg
Oscar was drumming with pair OF sticks
upon the handsome walnut balustrade Of
one Of the best kept hotels upon the is
land. This didn't suit the notions ofthe
worthy landlord. Little boy" said he,
in paterna manner, II thee wants 10
drum, thee must do thy drumming out
side Of the house" The wayward young
ling laughed the landlord to ecorn. In
stead OF stopping he accelerated the
movement Of the sticks. The worthy
Friend serenely took him BY the scruf OF
the neck and placed him in the back yard.
About two minutes afterward the
youngsters mother came down the stairs,
fairly blazing with ire, She was a gorge
ously gotten up widow, She opened n
masked battery OF invcctiycs against the
Quaker host. He endured it with all the
mildness that clusters around dish Of
early lamb. I'm leave this house instant
ly." was the remark with which she
wound up her torrent Of excited words
She had no sooner finished this sen
tsnce than the tranquil Quaker touched a
bell. 1t brought to his presence a sol
cmn and intensely respectable louking
African IN painfully white aproA and
paper collar Lcodidas," said the land
lord, mildly, "go up to AZ and bring
down this Friends baggage when she
tells thee she is ready for thee. II she
wants thee to get carriage fcs her, orhas
any other commands until she is gone,
thee will see them attended to-" The
landlord was about to withdraw The
lady by this time had begun to cool off
She may have glanced at the battered
balustrade, and possibly nidea struck her
that her Oscar wasn't quite an angel just
yet ~. ~ '...s IN
Certain IL was that she didn't expect to
leave the house 1t was equally certain
from her altered manner that she didn't
expect to leave the house 1t was equal
ly certain from her altered manner! that
she didn't want to do so. She hauled In
her horns to the extent Of several inches,
Sho apologized, did everything except
ask to be allowed to retain her room.
From this humiliation she was spared by
the substantial square.toed honesty Of
her host I" My house." said he, /" shall
never make any one u liar My book
keeper will settle with thee. Fare thee
wells LiDit l
The last seen Of the lady she was i'm
parting unexpected caloric to young Os-
car with n strip of siIingie, while Lconi.
das was wrestling upon the stairs with
two hat boxes and Saratoga trunk
PAladeiphia No,sh American. s'A~
The Van Buren press., 1869-10-05

~ Ear Maj, Jro. w. Marion, FesyHet's
chict Of artillery, was married on ths ssbi sssb
to Miss Humphreys. Of NssAs,lni,s IN, II
The Van Buren press., 1869-10-05

--" John, why don't yoa stop crying
and 90 to slseps What DO you want"
I've got tho toothache--that's what |
want Il gii,i -, I
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.
How D,rssnsxr Nhr.oxs .DpxK BEsa.
1.-The Englishmsn drinks standing; IL
waits until the ifoth gets soii. sud lisi.
keeping his syolon tic bots6m,of the 'tsss
bier, never lets 30 ,an,i the last drop iiAs
gone down, -snyinge IS he sets d9wn tn
glass, "WeH, 'Enry, that's torbIs," WI.
The Frcnehman pfeSrs to. sit on ths
back Of q chair, ~ such plsce Is handy by;
hssips once OF twice, aud then wsiss hs
sips again. and then ssys. ''ssi snurs.s
and then. with = grand" gulp. the y hols
quantity goes down. Es...4. t...f
The Yankee ru.hes in, a. il Just on lie
express, calls uf every occupant Of tie
room. gives his elbow twist that aiskss
only one swallow of q five cent glsss. aaA
wiping his mouth with his coat ,slcsve,
calmly says. jim jest charge that 10 my
account" AR sAApp+ tv s+iHf
The Iridman had rsther lean Againss TIE
bar. lie diinksslowfy. 30 that the .cnsa-
tion will lsst as long as possible. aud VII
through.A smilinsly asks the clerk l'irfis
wouldn't y new bsl sfolhs thing foS yod
20 tratc me with glass;" g sal8197 sii9 .
Ths Germsn walks ID a. though I. we're
a big effort; sits down onsthe nearest char.
and looks all over the room then tAkcs
out big pipe, and fills it aud lights II. Ii
half nlhour he call for some bees, IN from,
three to Ave minutes be thinks he viii
drink lager in about ten minutes no wants
to talk, and he believes he viii take 4 lir-
tle lager beer; talking reminds him thst
hs wants s,me' beer In the course Of ID
hour he will eat some prtsels and bologna,
aud nothing like beer TO wash down the
crumbs no thinks Of going, aud takes !
little lager he asks for his bill. and ~
makes the change in his favor BY big
glass of lager beer, cxelaiming ss he goss
out, {" Mein switser rrssscr daudsr blixsr
hemmel sweigtuburgohs!trs snkerteitsrpsinr
Which means that by-aad.by be will drop
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CHECKING Observation-Disclosures
OF women lose health and life every year
in one of tao ways: hy husying stheui-
selves IN warm kiichen until weary ,aml
then throwing themselves ON ahedsonsd.
ia. Without coyering.,s or BY ssnering
the outer clothing, and perhaps changing
tue dress fsrls. moec colDmUN one -
soon as they .entrs the house affar wdk
or shopping.giYhe rule should bs itvs-
ripbly 10 remain in the house soma nin
utes before moving any clotAins. all
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,s ,MIsFoRruxE.-Thcre il = grsss differ
cnce in the conduct Of men who iall into
misfortune. The fool generally resorts to
drinking. and endeavors 20 drown hisra-
aecno ons in the yortsas .st dissipation. q But
tho truly wise man scts about, IstsisviAg
his condition, snd rcPsis the brooches
made in his affairs. Ths rssuitIn, ttalths
fool gcnenHy falls AAwretched victim. TO
his course, and leaves his family beygArd-;
while tho wise man RECEIVERS from his fall.
ard gains his formcr' state Of prosperity.
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NO l6
JOINING THE MAsoxs. .--knobbs hes jetD
cd the Masons. and here 10 bis sxrssisucs

JOINING THE MAsoxs. .--Knobbs hes jeip-
cd the Nasons. aud hsrs is bis sxpssisucs
in getting into a iodgs: s''' iaH .vaffH
mus, tell you Of the pefils ssd trisI<I
had to Undergo TO become Mascn, On
the evening il question. presented myaeif
at the door Of the lodge room No, 80, ,666,
sigh Of the skull, and cross bonea. wss
conducted to an snte-fsom, where Ave Or
six mslsAcholy chaps. in sashss and en-
broidssed nspkins. were waiting to rscsivs
me. Un my entrance they aii got up and
turned back srmmersaults. and then rcsum-
ed their seats. A big fat fellow who SIT
in the middle. and who seemed 70 bs the
proprietor, said Sinner. from The sthst
world, advance y ! advanced. "Will
you give up everything 10 JOIN us!' Nvs
if l know it," ! said =. there are my wifs
aud fourteen fine------' Another told me
TO say yes" Is it was u,srsIy . lmsttss u
form, SO said Eyes. give UP every
thing" The fellows Ia The towels thsa
groancd su.l said 2 =. .TI wsIk Dd yva
swear never to reveal anything yosssss Or
hear this evening 70 your vile " Issid.
" poa my word. ! will rot" They thsa
examined my teeth AMI felt my tonsss.
then g,oaned again. l said. III you don's
feel we'll. / have got bottle hsro.va T'hN
fat man here took the bottle from me ao6
told nls to shut up. lie then. in yoics
Of thunder. said: y Bring forth the goasW
Another fellow then cones up with olsth
to blind me. No you aont II you plssss.
l don't believe in playing bIisd msu's butf
with goat. / III rids tho dssii IL yoa ksts
but / don. 60 it blind stand hack y q
III knock you into smithsseens, ~ lsikuy
were too much for ne. however, - ihaAi
to submit to being bliadfoldsd. The yeas
was then load ia. and could hear him
making IN awful racket smong thsfutui.
turs. began 10 feel that wss ugsntIy
wanted ut home. but l was in Tor il sad
could not help mysclt.l e1ua seli
Three or four fellows then seized ms. and,
with q demouiacal laugh. pitched mp o9 tho
uuiinais sack, telling .s.!!!ag me 1t lhS same tims
to look out for sdaiIfaa ] have besa II
many scrspes. Mr.. Editor; I've bssa In
election fights I've Been pitched ont 3 fpar.
story window 7 Eve gcns dbwk In = nil
way collasion. bot this litsls gcds exeHriiop
was ahead 6fl lem ans fh srSnfoHrdsa
thing must bs sll' wings and horns. II
bumped nv against chairs aud tables, and
the ceiling. bu, hung on like sTrcjsn. !
turned front summessaults and rolled ossf.
thought il was al over withmc wss
on the point Of giving up whsi the banda9p
fell from my eyes. and tbs goat bohnslM
through the window with aysll Ikea Wild
Indian giving up the ghost. was ID :
lodge Of Masons. hey, were dancing
war dance arodnd Zig skull. andpAying
leap frog and turning hard springs. add ths
big 's, iellow ofths ahse-ro0m rwss ytAnd.
ing on has head in the ccernsr sS issN III
And thus ] was mado Mason. Hyos
don't believe me. tiy il yourself.
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Tom asked an old "ten per cent"
what he wanted TO accumulate 50 much
money for. Says hs. "you can't take IL
with YOU when you die. and II you could
il wonld msN, ,,.sf',.f'.'.,4.. 4
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linseed oil, one.half pound Of lnolasses and
q wine glass Of gin. Stir it well and put
il on lightly with linen rag, rubbing il
till dry. an ii aaA .Au9 agdgsf q,'l
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OUBA.
Outrages by the Spanish Authorities on
the Epg Iish and American Flags.

Outrages by the Spanish Authorities on
the En iish and American Flags.
Havana correspondence to the oath ult. says:
The war steamer Cherub. bearing advices To
the British Consul General, brings from Nassau
news OF an act apparently OF the grossest vlo-
English waters and in charge of an English
man waters. the brig Mary Lowell. from New
steamer Andaluza. In the absence of
her master. who had gone to New
detained at the Bahamas some time by
spanish steamers. she was left In care OF a
positions made before an English Justice Of the
Peace. the brig was boarded by sixteen armed
spaniards. within q mile and q half Of the
English official was ON board at the time. and
the brothers Wilson, who, az pilot and master.
spte of % Protests to that effect and others that
she could not be harmed within three miles of
the British territory. according to the law of
i is GRddd aRsd by one Of the depOnents. S"S; was
some OF his officers. On being warned that he
was insulting the American flag, he or his rep
resentative declared that he did not care; 1t was
his duty to take the brig, and he was bound to
have 1t. II was supposed that the Il.gotten
prize would be brought 10 Havana. Governor
Walker, of the Bahamas, is believed to have
made indignant representations respecting the
outrage, and the consular representative Of the
United States is no less earnest In demanding
that justice be done, and the honor Of the Anne
rican flag righted.
The brig Mary Lowell was capturedin coming
into the harbor from man-of war anchorage
TheSpanish captain had announced his inten-
tion to take her II she came out six miles from
land When captured she was clearly within
British Jurisdiction. kilograms Of these facts
have been sent to the United States admiral at
Key West and to the authorities at Washing
ton. A letter from Nassau speaks Of the OUT
rage as "dasterdy," and holds that the United
states and England cannot fail 10 exact salts
faction Tor 1t.
rumor has been prevalent that Santiago de
Cuba has been taken by the Insurgents, and
letter In the DtGri0 gives very strong color to
the report that 800 or 700 men have disembarked
Within three leagues OF Matanzas. Notwith-
standing that the story Is called a false alarm,
there is much military activity In that neigh.
bOrhOOd,
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MILL.
What the Englishman Says OF the Ame-
rican Civil Service. .n

What the Englishman Says OF the Ame-
rican Civil Service.
The following letter was received recently by
gentleman In New York from Mr.. ]. Stuart
MILF
BLACKHEATH PARK, Kent, March 1l.-Dear
Sir:-Immediately on receiving your letter of
January 10 l wrote to Sir Charles Trevelyan,
who is the principal author OF Competitive Ex-
animation as applied to the Civil Service in
England and india He at once undertook to
write TO you, and to furnish you with all the in.
formation in his power, and presume he has
done SO before this time. The question seems
to me, If possible, even more important in
the United States than in this country.
have long thought that the appointments
to Office. without regard TO qualidca-
tions, are the worst side Of American
Institutions; the main cause of what
is Justly implanted of In their practical opera.
tion and the principal hindrance to the correc-
tion of what Is amiss; as well as cause OF ILL
repute TO democratic institutions all over the
world. II appointments were given, not by
political influence, but by open competition,
the practice of turning out the holders Of Office
at every change in politics, In order to reward
partisans. would necessarily cease, and with IL
nearly all the corruption and the larger half of
the viruience of mere party conflict. I have
been delighted to see that Mr.. Jenckes' mea-
sure meets with Increasing support from dis
interested opinion, though 1t win have to en-
counter the utmost hostility from the profess
sional politicians. who are great perverters of
free government. j. 3. MILL.
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FROM THE WEST.
Conaagration in Memphis.

Special Despatch 10 The Evening Telegraph.
MEMPHIS, April 3.-The machine shop of the
Memphis and Ohio Railroad was burned last
evening. Most of the machinery was saved.
The loss is unknown.
Government officials Discharged.
Special Despatch 10 The EDestn0 Telegraph.
ST. LOUIS, April 3.-Twenty-fye officers of the
internal Revenue department, principally store
keepers, and all Democrats, have received Off
clal notice from Washington that their services
are no longer required and ordered to turn
over the property in their charge to the Collec.
tor of the First district of Missouri The order
came from G. Delano, Commissioner.
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French JurIes.

1t has been said by some one that French
Jury would have brought In verdict against
Gain for the murder OF Abel OF "GHiliy with
extenuating circumstances" This verdict,
which is sometimes rendered by New York
Jury when o murder of more than ordinary
atrocity has been committed, as In the case OF
Real where IL took the form of a recon- menda-
tion to mercy, has been delivered recently In
the court of Montauban. In France, against the
well. known "Ogress" OF that provincial town.
nine children and caused eleven abortions
The Ogress who, by reason Of the "extenuat-
fng cifcumstances" escapes with hard labor
for life instead OF being executed. laughed when
the verdict was pronounced and kissed her
hand to the jury. WHAT the circumstances
Jury did not state, Dut an Engliah journal sug.
gests that one OF them may be that where 4
. nttls' "ln glass o. sugar and waterw S'
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destructive FIRE at Rocheste r.

ROCHESTER,, April 3:--About o'clock this
morning q fire was discovered in the bracket
mandatory of 8. Wheat, in the old Rochester
House block, on Exchange street. The flames
two upper stories were in flames. The firemen
checked the fire. however, before the lower
building was owned by Lamberton & Mack
whose loss will be several thousand dollars
and is not insured. The occupants Messrs
$1,000, no insurance; 8. Wheat. bracket manu-
fRcturers Lose $1,000, no insurance; Isaac Wei
1900; Wagners, Bryan a Co., sash. blind, and
door manufacturers, lose 5000. insured for
$1,000; Otis & Parsons, sash. door, and blind
don q Oo., lumber finishing mill. lose 5000, no
Insurance; ]. L. Hartman, carpenter shop, lose
$500. no insurance. The origin OF the IRE u
unknown,
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F0R1Y.FIRsT CONaREss-Firstse Session.
Senate.

y. q
5ssHOp and sstssS ssP
MT DRILL objected ana It was referred 70 the Conn
Nj: samn.T introduced bin to repeal the ars to
their I@PoTtsiion Is ptChSisd: T5i. Bill he ssa
slavery rsmsining upon the statute SooRs Of the o
Uni ed States, and had been favoraby res ortsd
q the hoped there Would nc oPDO,
DAVIS Objssss, and the oil was laid ON the
tbe Judiciary Committee 20 report bill more clearly
defining The meaning o. the law making egh, hours
vice Of the United States. Adopted. = -. - -
House Of Representatives. - .iss
dne Ss tsp0rssd s By Mr
s sas ssssss ss Ss
Ssins s e. ne @ 20 ~. r. The
TOP was rd not M laid @ on s ,hs t. BILE:
Ss spp SSFy to the Of
Afisr eonsidsrsble discussion the resolution, a.
modified. was adopted. '-S-' :.
ud b G% n sUw ihS On
criminal In the United States courts TO IS Wit
sna 1d 1S fol e.
S
BY I'M MT y Poland. a which was recon- miited
Mr. onllom In she osaIr on the Misceiiansous Dsa:
o acludnr ss !'ts .Ss sSm II
Treasury Department salaries. incidental expenses.
assessors OF interoal revenue s2Oe@o: Post once
department., temporary clerks. for the defaloation
of x. Olm5tead. etc: u 500 Hou,e OF Representa-
lives ,misceiianeons sSaS 600; WsE Department. tor
The foregoing items for the deficiency In the
present nscai ear The folio wing items for den
clencies Tor the next fiscal year:-Treasury Depart
ment temporary clerks. s1200e office OF the First
oin Uc: o. fs st q
ritortel expenses $3.50. =
Mr.. Dawes. chairman Of the Committee Of Appro.
prlatlons explained the bi and the reasons for it
ana appeaied TO members net TO load 1t down with
Mr. Brooks called attention 10 q remark made by
Mr: Dawes, that the bill called for only two and Q
nall millions, sum which q few years would
have in such bill attr acted the attention OF the
House and country
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GRANT.
What the English Think of Him.

What the English Think of Him
A London correspondent of the Chicago Tri-
bttne writes:-
Portraits OF General Grant are fixed In the
shop windows, and the press teens with speeu.
lattons on his character, his opinions his
future policy. The prevalent notion decidedly
Is that he:entertains sentiments towards Eng.
land the reverse of those so lavishly distributed
by Mr.. Reverdy Johnson Literary men greatly
admire his reticence and the style of the SEN
tences which they find attributed to him, but
politicians are uneasy.
A night or two ago was in the society of
some eminent men-legislators. travellers, and
authorities on questions of dnance-when the
subject OF American credit came up, and an
interesting conversation ensued. The majority
Of the company believed the United States had
not only power but the will to pay off their
debt and maintain their honor unsulied In the
eyes of the world; but few able men were
equally positive the other way. Their argu.
ment was that when the young men of the
South enter upon the full enjoyment of their
political privileges, they will unite with the
Democratic party at the North, and by taxing
the bonds, or some similar trick, force on a
policy of repudiation.
/ urged that new moral world had become
disclosed In America; that those who rule the
heart and keep active the conscience of the ma
tIon have as keen q sense of honor as any public
men in the worlds The discontents smiled and
whispered 'sentiment" In a few years time
they repeated, O class would be dominant in
the States to whom the reputation of the debt
must give o positive satisfaction. and who will
see in the strength of the country sufficient
compensation for the stain on her escutcheon
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philadelphia Trade Report,

SATURDAY, April l3.-There is no ne " feature to
present In the Flour market, the demand being
chiefly to supply the wants of the local trade,
who purchased 800 barrels at So 25@5'5O for
superfine; S6@6'50 for extras; S6 5O@7'25 for
Iowa, Wisconsin, and Minnesota extra family;
$7@9 25 for Pennsylvania and Ohio do do; and
S950@l2 for fancy brands, according to quality
Rye Flour sells a. 81 50Q8 o barrel 200 baIrels
"Caloric Meal sold on secret terms.
There is not much activity In the Wheat
market, but prices are well sustained; sales OF
1000 bushels Indiana red at go and 500 bushels
amber at Sl.S5 Rye is steady, with sales OF
1000 bushels W estern at 81 55. Corn is In better
request and firmer. sales of yellow and high
mixed at SIC; 5000 bushels mixed Western at
S2@SSc;, and 6O0 bushels white at 83@85c. Oats
are selling at 73@75c for Western, and 6006Sc,
for Pennsy lvania. No sales were reported in
Barley 1000 bushels New York Malt sold at S2.O8
Bark-IA the absence of sales we quote No.
Quercitron at S53 y ton.
Whisky may be quoted at 81 o gallon. tax
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uELMBOLD'S
HELMBoLD's
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED
Fluid Extract SarSdparilla

ERADICATES ERUPTIvE AND ULCERATED DIS
EASES OF THE THROAT, NOSE, EYES,
EYELIDs, SCALP AND SKIN,
Which so dsngure the appearance PURGINH the
evil effects Of mercury and removing all taints, the
remnants OF DISEASES, hereditary or otherwise and
is taken by ADULTS and CHILDREN with perfect
safety.
TWO TABLESPooNFULS OF the extract OF sar-
aaparlla added to pint OF water, is equal TO the
Lisbon Diet Drink and bottle is equal to gallon
of the Syrup OF Sarsaparilla, or the decoction as
usually made.
AN INTERESTING LETTER Is published in the
'Medico-C Chirurgica Review" on the subject OF the
Extract of Sarsapara in certain affections by Ben
amin Travers, f, r. s., ETC. Speaking OF those dis
eases and diseases arising from the excess of mer-
cury he states that no remedy is equal to the EX-
tract OF Sarsaparilla its power is extraordinary,
more 80 than any other drug am acquainted with.
II is in the strctes sense tonic, with this nvalu-
able attribute that it is applicable to state OF the
system so sunken and yet so irritable, as renders
other substances Of the tonic class unavailable or
injurious
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FROM VIRGINIA.

Reinstatement OF Governor WeIas--
COAOred Celebration. ~ -Ta
Special Despatch 20 The Eventsg Tslegr
RICHMOND, Va. April a.-The ooIored people
are celebrating the evacuation OF this cisy bv
therehels to-day by q street parade, and oon-
slider IL 10 general holiday. There is no excite.
ment. ~ Uf .iI... A -
Governor Wells commenced exercising hi
innetions as Governor this morning. 3enaral
WeoD declines interfering In the removal or
actually necessary. He appointed Colonel
rc.iss n; stanton. raymsstsr Of the Army, 20 the
appoint only military officera "a sat nnftl ~
arrival Of General Candy, Wv ~-'''s sss