The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1869-04-30

Jou hau OHs bHo dItechIeS you Hau III
the pockets NV them clothes, and the
way you cruilly and dierbollikly done
it, while she, pc. trimbliu thing, that
nuvver give you no 2rovocashuil, only
wunderd and weept, and weept ard
wunderd, and nuvver did find out what
she done to awaken them tubbalent
pashins in yo luvin brest, And when
she begin to dror the lenth NV her men,
ry OIL you, and you cant reekollect
blaim thirg, how you goiuter fend off?
You cant do it, and newspaper hilt
befo yo' Ease, aud whistlin, and drum
min us 20 hands ON the arms NV yo
cheer wont pertickt you sin that MORN
i'm Her memry is bin layin in wait
like a tigur tor you those menny
munths, and it ill lhav 20 harris blood
efyou don't rize to the magnetude NV
the immerdgency. The plainest way,
as I've diskivered by sad ixpeyunse. Is
to git madden than you ever was befo.
stork mejesticully out NV the room,
slammin NV the dore with territflck vio-
Tents, and then walk into lonely plais
and wonder why God Amitey allow
such feend as yoself to live a minnIt.
Bimeby you'll think better NV yoselt
and fergit all about it, but she piles up
the ded wood on you in her memry,
and | carnt say that you've made so
mighty much by yo rarrin and tarrin
=; that ar memry Nv hern bein boun to
hav the last tag do what you will. But
it doc come acrost you at times that it
is passin strange that you should fer
uvver and etunnully be always in the
wrong. But what kin you do, wha. kin
you say? Site havs the fackts and you
HAYS the fury, and, in vrastle NV that
kline, fackts is all-undcr holt.
Now It's remarkerbul and serprizin
thing, in ven NV her memry that trez-
ures up evry rong you uvver done her,
that her lllv, like evry thing else, should
alsoe be too long. She luvs and luvs
you, tell you are so tired and fitteegd
that you wouldn't give one good lcedin
eddytoriul in yo favrit paper for all the
wimmin in the whole worl; and the mo
you 90 pirootin roun NV mites, playin
keerds, a talkin pollytix, drinkin
a whiskcy straits, and cetin free.
masun's suppers, the mo she luvs you;
and that's like the sun a shinin on E.
sopp's travier's back-thar's no fightin
thing like that, it just gethers you,
and you got to knock under or else 60
rite spang into torment with all NV her
p-ars and teers:s crowdin you under
the birthstone like Sc poun weights a
restin on yo shoulder blaids. The
Tenth NV wummun's luv for the man
she luvs is like the lentE NV line in a
fisshin for flat-back-it givs him room
to play and rush aroun and madly ke-
wort tell he gets completely wo out,
and then you kin dror him to shoar as
meek as blind sheep with broken
leg. So, apun earn reveu NV the in
thur subjick, carnt see that man hav
got so mighty much to brag over his
souperiororrity to womun artter ALL
In the wedth NV his veus, he may hold
the age on her slightuaily but when it
Gums to Tenth uv--feelins, she obtains
him bad, for lenlh is boun TO tell in the
long run.
EFF evrythng abolt 'em is too long,
as hav shewd, nobody needn't wondur
that wimmin shood have d great pom
shont (Frentch) for long things, which,
eff you stop to think about it mihnit, a
wondertool feecher NV temail karric-
ture. Long kerls, long brades, long
ribbons, long har-pins, long nitten-
necdils, long giuvs, gantlits and mitts,
long list NV uckquaintunsis, long a.
kounts at the dry-guds stos, long shop
pins, long walks with thar luvers,
(Which :hey luv 'em to be song-hard,
with long beerds and long mustachers)
long, all-day preechins, long buggy
rides, long item gittin reddy to start,
and then, wust NV all by long shot,
long leeve- takins, that urritates man
wussern plarster Nv kentherrydees.
Aud then, so divvoatid they is to cvry-
.hing long, they'll set doun, with long
pen-pint in a long pen-handil, and
write long letter, crost UP oneiside
and doun the luther, and then add two
or tlnee long pos-skrips (like tackin NV
SEVERAL fiounsis to long skeert) fold it
up lenthwise, and put it in long in
vellup and seal it with a long stick NV
sealin wax. In fact so great is thar
horro NV short things, that they
wouldn't make peeriud or full stopto
save yo soul, but makes long dash in
plais NV peeriuds, commers and evry-
thing, SO that it ruin yo eyesite and
talk away 20 breth to rede thar letters,
which is like creashun broke loose and
longitude skatterd evrywhichaway in
fragments Nv lattytude. Why evin the
tops NV thar cts" is long like the mast
NV shipp, crost with long crosses like
yard arms, and the bottom ofthar ''g's"
is so long that they look like sturrup-
lethers hangin doun 'thout emmy stur-
rups 20 'em.
In cunclewshun, they livs toa long,
givin NV man (preechurs is diffrunt)
no chanse to marry but one in life
item, wharas avvridge NV about seven
to man would be about right, jedge.
But, TO matter how you treet 'em (and
they is geArully treeted bad enu0 they
brokinly livs on tell they is some atty
or nienty yeers of aidge old, retainin to
the very last thar littil senses, and a
settin in stick back arm cheer, with