Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-03-05
Nasty.


NAGnAs
From the Toledo Blsdol
Mr.. NksBY AND NEw YoRK--AN ITEM IN
rue NEWSPAPERS DECIDES HIM AGAINST
GOING To THAT CITY, WHICH DECISION
LITTLE ARITHMETIC REvERsEs.
fosT oFrIs, CoNrEpRrr ROADS,
(Wich js In the State nv KentuckyO
February 30, 1869
NoTIsT in the public prints (wich con.
tooshen seeze) an itom 10 the effeck that
the leadin Dimocrisy, (wich is the men NV
wealth, wioh hevin stole themselves rich
are anxious 10 keep their wealth and be
bloated aristocrats) hcv determined TO
no longer perfect the thieves, bond.rob.
bers garroters, burglars and sich, who arc
maxim that city lively for that class, and
that when sich are taken they must take
ther chances the same ez though they
lived in other cities. How much Il cost
EN- 10 get the courts for en- don't know,
but that our friends are 20 hev bard time
NV It hereafter, Is certin. One Nv EN-, a
brite and shiuL1 lite, who wuz accused Nv
burglary, complicated with murder or
two, wuz not only arrestid and tried, but
wuz convicted, and sentenced 20 Sing Sing
for forty years, and another for twenty.
AT first site this settled the question NV
my goin 10 Moo York adversely. thut
20 myself II these infatooatid men persist
in their determenashen 10 hang and i'm
prizen all nv these men onto wich they
Kin git their hands onto, the Dimokratic
maiority In Moo York will fade out like
frost under May sun, and the Republi-
kins will carry II, fist ez soon ez the courts
get thro with their work.
How long it will take TO kill off the Dim.
okratic majority in the city, by law, Is very
pnGilU oil Ia
twenty criminal courts in the city, and I
spbze, ef tho Judges push things, each
court kin average one convickshen q day.
We hey real majority In the city NV 30,-
0O0. We hev given ez high ez 10000, but
10000 NV these wuz reporters. Now eff
the courts hang and imprizen 20 per day.
and hold sessions six days In the week, Il
Will take five years or thereabouts TO wipe
out our majority entirely, and throw the
city into the hands NV our material enc
mics.
Probably Il wood be done sooner, for
the mint they begin hangin In earnest,
pertikerly eff they commence on our leedn
men, the smaller fry will take fright and
scatter. Il is safe TO say that by the next
Presidenshl eleckshun the majority in the
city will be so redoost cz TO make the State
shoor for the Rsdikels
idea NV locatin In Moo York, but an after
thought changed my purpose. McI 60
TO Moo York. An ordinary States Prison
will hold fifteen hundred convix. The
three or four prizens the State hez Is all
full, and not one in thousand is sent to
EN- who ought 60 be Ez matter NV
course new prizens will hev TO be built,
and to accommodate our majority twenty
new ones will be required Now the Court
House In Moo York hez alreddy made the
torchoOns nv twelve contraokters, wich
hev all retired independently rich, and
experienced calculations hev iiggered that
twenty more will make their pile out NV
II, before IL is fnisht A States Prizen
kin be made to cost as much as the Court
House, for Nv course they win be flnisht
with all the modern improvements for the
conviX, inclooOdin gas and hot water and
cold water. The unfnrtunit men ought to
live in the same style rs before their la.
carcerashen. 1t would be crooel to de-
prive an Alderman or member NV the
Common Council, or member Of the
Board of Edyoashun, Nv the black walnut
furnitoor they hev ben accustomed TO-
Under our present management, et
least 39 men kin be made independent out
Nv each prizen. 90 times 30 Is GAO, wich
is the precise number of Dimocratic
leaders who kin be made comfortable out
nv this misforchoon TO tho party There
is no great loss without some small gain
While we arc redoosin our majority by
imprisonin our voters, n porshen Nv us
will make our callins shoor by buildin tho
prizens to hold EN-. Who knows but eff
git my grosery started In time, | kin Git
into the ring witch builds one NV their In
stooshensi And eff one NV en- shood be
tinisht before the control nv en- passes out
Nv our hands, who knows but mite por-
chance he warden Nv one NV emp Oh
wat happiness that would be There in
the oonjeenal sosiety NV Dlmocrats, |
Good happily pass my days With the
prisoners Good hold sweet converse. We
wood tlte our politikle battles DER agin--
we wood talk nv our campaigns and com.
pare notes ez TO wat we he'd respectively
done for Dimocricy The repeters
wood tell how many times they
voted at this eleckshun, and how
many at that-they wood narrate the par
tikelers NV their excursionsto Connecticut,
Moo Jersey and Philadelphia, and so the
time would pass cheerily can't imagine
more happy posishen for n man NV my
tastes than sich posishen in States Prison
IN Moo York. We shood hev ther a so.
ciety all nv one kind. Their wood be nc
jarrin elemence, no dissensions for our
ranks would alluz be recrooted from one
source. Their wood be no unpleasant re
lashon. Ez the Dimocrisy wood hev the
appointin NV the officers, the sed officer,
wood, If thew continyoo the practis nov
in vogue In Moo York, bo taken from tn,
same class ez the convix under cm, so tina
ther wood be no jealousy or hart burnins
How sweetly time wood glide oni Ez
contemplate the pleasin picter, l do no
reject the movement at all. My haven u
rest NAV after all be berth in q No
York prizen.
Let 1t come.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, p. NJ,