Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-07-30

/ In earneats
/ YOUNG SwELEs ffVVe don't ro down
Grand street, for haven paid my tale
| lor bis Christmas oil vet. and IN be
should see me, he might feel mbarraG-
! sed. ~
! Why Is caudle-maIzer the worst and
I most hopeless of men2 Because all
MS works are wicked, and an his wick
ca works are brought to light.
- Bulwer is now seldom seen in the
\ ilo1s -, -. AorQs; He is an old man,
/ nas quit WrlJlng, come down from the
/ clouds OF romance, and walks the n1aJf
old artb, gloomy and unhappy.5
A writer at Long Branch writes for
I the bathing for ladies; "Thers ig 4
rope strei ched from the shore and an
chored out few rods. Onth g the ladies
hang themselves, looking exceedingly
ike newly washed clothes on windy
Monday" OH ohll
Miss Ida Lewis, Of lighthouse fame,
is said to be the reigniug belle at New
/ port. She has had over one hundred
offers OF marriage within the last three
months, but prefers 20 remain single
fore.
The life Of Gen. Lee, Of the Revolu-
Clons Is 70 be published by his son, Hen
Robert L. Lee.
A new work is said to oe iu press,
entitled "POst-Presidential Experiences
OF Andrew Johnson, or the Wandering
jew Of Tennessee."
4 The King of Ashantee. In Africa. has
/ 1888 wives. Like Rory ONfore fwbo
was also king of "a shanty, we bslieve.1
I he thinks there's luck ln odd num-
! bers."
The Chicago Post thinks &c must have
been on account of bis daughter being
an expert swimmer that Borie was ap-
pointed Secretary of the Navy,
One Of the privations Of the savage
tribes, according TO ". Collyer, iB the
utter lack of ''swear words" ia their
language. Lo, the poor Indiani
Eugenie is to have blue and white
silk tent the NicerOy one of red and
white, and Madame Mustard one Of
green and white, at the Suez Canal
opening.
A young lady goes into ecstacles over
her new bonnet. "Oh, the lovelyslitlle
pancake-the charming little mat It
makes my head so level, and 80 very
very hat!H
The death Of Ex-Governor CrHpo, Of
| Michigan, is announced. he had long
/ been sufferer from painful disease.
] ffet7 a-AA @+'-A a7AA-A pow AAl-A- AaA4-AA
The old original Moses smote the
rock and brought forth water. The
] modern Moses is recommended to per-
I form the contrary miracle, viz, dyW up.
! A traveller stopped at an inn ia a
/ neighboring village, and finding the
] landlord and landlady fighting, cried
out: "HHtlO, who keeps this hOuse2 q"
| The wife replied .fThaL's lust what we
are trying to decide"
Said a Baptist to a Methodist; "I
don't like your church government. Ib
| isn't simple enough. There's too much
machinery about it," "It is true" re-
piled the Methodist, 1--WE have more
machinery than you; but then. you see
It don't take near so much water TO
run it..
inc of OfNewport, continues to be loini-
zed. Mr.. James Fisk, Jr., recently
presented her with permanent pass
| on his steamers and has offered to
build boat house for the boat recently
| presented to her,
A young man named Powell, while
/ mocking deaf and dumb person oh
the cars, between BellvilIs and Gallo
i ways, Tennessee, a few days ago, was
| suddenly struck totally dear ana dumb.
i de returned to Bellville, and wrote as
/ follows: "God has sent this awful
4 punishment upon me TO teach man
never to mock at the in6rmities Of my
i fellow man."
New York, which has as yet no monu-
ment to De Witt Clinton, Governor
| Morris, Washington Irving, Robert
| Fulton, and others Of It's great men,
proposes to ergub one % Fitz Greene
| Halleck, native of Connecticut.
Said John Russell to Mr.. Hume, at O
social dinner "W bat do you consider
1 the object or legislation 90 "Ths great-
est good 10 the greatest number,
''What do you consider the greatest
number ~ continued his Lordship.
s'Numb Der one" was the C0mmouerE
prompt reply.
Que day Piron visited Voitairs. who
Was not at nome 10 bully him he
! wrote upon bis door, "Old rOgue.5' Two
days after be met the author Of the
/ Henriade, "I went to see Won % e0if
] ne, with cunning look, "and did NOT
ma you" - know it, replied Vol
taire "you left your name ubon the
/ door,
An absent minded professor. tn going
out the gateway OF mis- college ra6
/ against COW. In the confusion oftbe
moment he raised his hat, and 8xclaim-
cd ; Il beg your pardon, madame
soon aIter ne stumbled against "a lady
"a Ihe street IN sudden recc0llection
kot his former mishap, be called ont
As that you again, you brute ~
Young lady, don't gush. A gushing
woman don't wear. It IS hard work.
| 100, gushing is; TO be always ready
/ Win a mouJhiul OF compliments for
/ all you meet, or with charming. sue
4 perb, divine, delicious, adorable.n for
/ all you see, is apt to tire both the gush-
ist and gushee. Be natural aud charm
ng. Be anything you please-only
! don't gush.
| Two children, searching among tue
| hay for eggs, were disappointed at fnd-
ng the nest empty. Determined not
| TO return without trophies, the uttlu
girl seized The nest egg and started
nomeward. Her brother followed, cry
ing Mother mother Susy she's
been and got The egg the old hen meas
ures by"