Santa Fe weekly gazette. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1864-1869, 1869-08-21
Number IL.
MISCELLANEOUS.

used to be. NO; she's expensive"
How to 'Iurn peoples heads" late to
church.
FROM what did the old-fashioncd horse
pistol derive its name' From its habit of
kicking.
MYSTERY is useful only for the purpose Of
concealing ignorance,
CHERISH your best hopes as faith, and
abide by them in action,
THosE who make the world laugh often
themselves laugh least.
The kindness Of distant friends is like the
polar sun, too far removed to warm Us.
AUTHORITY for middlc'agcd whiskers-.
Whom the gods lover dye young,
SAL, what time do your folks dine?"
"SooNss you goes; that's misuss orders"
WIEN is ayoung mans arm like tho
Gospel When it makcth glad the waist
places.
Why are all whist players like monkeys I
Because they have odd tricks.
Why are whisperers like see robbersy
Becouse they ARE private hearing (priya.
teering
Ova cbild hoirr t,l1 tbotb r,s, Ia
b.ots" ne a. b.1 beeli, 'I"' n,,.i ,i,,9 n'~l. y
Papa, hadn't better bc meaiedR"
COSMETICS are to the face what atfcctation
Is to the manncrs--they impose on few and
disgust many.
TINS oossins eov Ado,ino Patti ,ook, o,aor
than she did last YEAR WelI sbo is older
They also say-but we don't believe hat,
"MAMMr,n said n precocious uttlo bov
who, against his will, was made 10 rock tbe
cradle of his baby brother "If the lord has
any more babies to giyo away, don't YOU
l"Ao en-
A WESTERN paper, speaking Of the sudden
death of man, says "It was dreadful
blow for the family, which consisted of
wife, an adopted son, and a few boarders,
a LADY was urged by her friends to mar
rya widower, and as an argument they
spoke OF nlstwo beautiful children Child
ren' roPl'ou 'ne laly, 'Rfe Ilke looIhpicks
"a person wants her own
A TRAVELLER stopped at An inn inn neirh.
ooring village una hhllns inc landlord ana
'anu'"oy us,''hs' cr'eu % QUO nallo' VINO
hsups tnS mouse no WIG foplicl
lh"t 5 JUST what Wo arc trying TO decide
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oh.ann,,,. ~. ~ M g,, wornoo' " a.oos sermon,
Snr ,ha saJ Jda,; ~ V"," s"'uu'inS n'li'saI,
eArIal"'en' IN mq,her' Nc Is not gong 10
qu'' "' "''' nc 's 'welIIhg up again
A FARMER recently advertised for runa.
way wfo. and called particular attention to
tho meanness of her dogerton inst AS the
sprng work was coming on after bo
had had the expense of winterine her.
Two Nav Orleans brothers broAers
named Alexander and Aaron Harris died'
each without Knowing Of tbe others sudden
and dangerous illness Alexander diving
Sunday evening, and Aaron, Monday,
A CoRREspo oNpENTa at Clinton, Iowa, sends
birth to the following bull Jnbers Tam.
my, If | live till die. and dunno if will
or no, | want to SEQ nnll ireland oeain hn.
fore layo Clinton"
HARTFORD dealer IN furniture and cof-
,lnS lost a lucrative customer, lately who
happened to patronize a rival undertaken
on the street with "You buy your iurni-
ture of me, but what's the reason you don't
give me your funeral business"
a SArlRIcAL MEDIUM. Two persons of
saut, 'urh met theighDol,ahd sald' Friend
we nave oeen dlsputlng whether you arc
most khaVe or 1901 Inc man TOOK each OF
the querisls by the arm, SO that he was IN
tne middle. truth, SAID he, Il believe l
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A Curr Buyrp A man bor,bt borso
an condition that ho shonia nav h ar aon,,,
and be in dobt for tLe remoipdsr 4 sbor,
time after, the seller de,onndinc novmen, ,,V, os
tho balance tbo other onswGrad T ',N' "No II il,
was agreed TINT sGould he in your ID, dobt y
for tho remainder, how ean It be If nav
itqn P"'
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bar,acl, ~ ..What WI "O' i,.,'o n uey wi ha'uor,
h"ra"e =, - ~, " ua'' e'Mays' la,i' ana
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da6 rita D',oV aot '"i Vd aen ooi'hu YOU
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waar m""' iiI"s ne %"o'U to ,,o w P"f"' aowh next
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