Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-06-25
News AND Personal.

plants.
To keep your wife in constant cheek
Make her dress in ginEham.
| Domestic maEazines-Wives who
blow up their husbands.
Bread was first made with yeast In
1850.
a. T. Stewards income is only six
dollars a minute.
Grant is growing stout, it Is said
Donn Platt'e Dayton paper is MIA.
Motto for an sold Baoh"-Be just and
fear knot
Many of the richest planters Of Jas
maica live on coftee-grounds,
Motto for the sherih-Rendor unto
seizer the things that are aeiZerB.
Is it true that Mrs. EinooIn has been
4 SchmidtGen, we wonder
The Old Man Of the Sea should prop
erly be Borie.
What did our first parents do in
Eden Adam kept the garden ana
Eve raised Cain.
Senator willard Warner has reached
bis home, at Montgomery, Alabama
The Legislature Of Florida has adopt
ed the Fifteenth Amendment.
It has been suggested that the letters
Of both the Spragues be bound in one
v0lume.
An immense immigration is pouring
into Kansas from Canada.
"A Chicago clergyman calls sin ''hor-
al measles"
John H. surratt has gone into the
commission business az Baltimore.
The cold mornings are said by milk
men, and others who are out eaEly5 20
dew them good.
Ristori is said to be practicing daily
IN shooting gallery.
In the California wine district there ig
made, on an average, from $40 TO 05O
gallons of wine to the acre.
The bust OF Senator Sumner is to be
placed in DOric Hall, in the MassaChu-
setts State-house.
John G, BreckinridRe thinEsst. Paul,
Minnesota, will have sixty thousand
tnhabil ants within Eve years.
d. p. is editorjalizing forthe Cincin-
natl Commercial.
Santa Anna lives at Port Platte, i'm
Hayti, He is writing a history Of bis
life, and does not stir his stump 20 60
out on the streets.
"A profane New York paper ieers at
Boston, because the Jubilee was not
opened with prayer by hundred
clergymen.
Mr.. Longfellow is to return home
about the end of July. 1t is proposed
that a farewell banquet shall be given
him in Paris.
"Bob,' said a facetious farmer 10 his
son, we had pretty hard days work
vest aY now let's have game Of
ch@ppIHg wood"
The women Of Rhode island having
70 n q 49, "a q
iature for suffrage, have resolved 10 ap-
peal directly to the people OF the State,
@Wou't that boa-constrIctor bite me9'
said little urchin 20 q Snowman. tOhl
no, boy, he never bites, ne gWaller5 his
Wittles whole"
Pollard. in his new book on JEFF. Da-
Wis, says Yauee7's life was shortened
by his hand-to-hand fight in the Con-
Senate with Hill. 1t wrench
ed his spine.
Remarkable Faith in Advertising.
The editor Of the Dayton Lildeg ao-
vertlses for lost umbrella l--Bettst91l-
tasi9Ee Rep.
& ftThat's very singular" /" said a yOtnE
lady to q gentleman who had u uGt- kiss
ed her. Oh we'll, my dear miss, was
che reply, II will soon makeiG plural 2"
and the william did.
DisraeH being lately asked whether
Piled that he had, "a good deal she
was in evening dress"
Bishop Kimgsley, OF Che M. IE. Church
ia about 10 Justify his right to che TITLE
OF circuit preacher by starting on an
Episcopal missionary tour around the
WOrld-the lrst ever made by an M, =.
or any other bishop.
The Emperor Napoleon has purchas-
ed palace on the Palatins Hil1 in
Rome, which he is no doubt fitting ND
as place Of refuge for himself and
party In the event Of his axpulBi0n
IrDm the Tuileries.
JEFF. Davis'g plantation 81 now leased
q one Of his former slaves, who paYu
10000 year rent and employs I6D
hands to work IL. No white man about
he premises.
Young Lady.-"Oh I am go glad
you like birds which kind do you ad-
nire most ~
Old squab.-'eWell, I think the goose,
With plenty of studing, is about as
rood as any"
HWhat kind o. tea, sab 2" inquired
he sable cup-bearer in a Nashville
house, of a freshly-arrived
sarpeG-bag legislator. "Store ten by
I'D do you suppose i come here 70
rink sassafraX ~ responded the new
yrcaught LycurgUs.
The first rose of summer-nerroes,
A<Chepgf -~tHS @4seNAsesatNlu
The rats that deserted the ShlD OF
ltate- -Democ-ratss-Belt tefGSgtaigts Rep.
Peter Cartwright. who has bean sirBv
ears in the Methodist ministry, and
.fey years presiding elder, is TO be en-
sHtained with q jubilee, in Beptem her,
" the Illinois Conference, at EinColn
q that state.
IL Is now proposed by the distressed
democracy to take mp RossoFans UB
wA-s Fl,n4 81
var literature of the Democratic jour
ais win become interesting reading
a that event.
What IS the reason-can YOU. guess
Why men are poor, and women thinner
olmuch do they for dinner dress,
Th0t nothing's LEFT 70 dress Tor dinner.
f'Ntneteen dresses in three days, and
hb said &C night that she could not 20
b supper, as she had not q rag 20 hor
acz ~ t'What did Gussy say % Why
hht he could not go either as he had
ID coat TO his stomach"
We are glal 20 see that the cause OF
aen's rights Is making rapid progress
nlthc WeSi. A woman commenced
for divorce in Indiana late
Y and the husband applied for alt-
lbnv. Ho didn's get il, but it was
that tho Judges allowed
inn to ask for It.
Rosa Bonheur Is noted as an arricul-
1FiEt and "a stOclz-ratser, as we'll ns
aiaber, Her farm is nos of great
but large enough Go keep
yer one hundred animals, mostly very
id looking specimens.
An Irish juror having applied Co che
ldge 70 bs excused from serving Oh
ccOunt Of deafness, the Judge said
Could you hear my charge 10 Che Jury,
liz 2" Yes heard your hoHur'a
barge said Paddy "bnt cOulcnf
make any sense our Of It,"
"a gentleman vVhu has made q rOok-
rork planted with ferns In front Of hts
ouse, near Winchester, England has
az up iha following notice, and found
. effsctive BeEgara, beware ] pcol-
and Pplvpodfums are e5t
ere
now COZ. CRANE WAS MURDER
ED