The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1869-10-15
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FAR cnlture-Match. making.
- Curiosities-stuttering women.
81 don't admire ladies' cuffs.r as
the husband said when his wife boxed
his ears.
-"lndustry must prosper as the
man said when holding the baby while
his wife chopped wood. ~
newly married folks are happv.
youEg lovers are sappy, and the wealth,
er makes one feel gappy.
-"The first marriage of a Hindoo
widow" reported How can it be he
nrst If she was a widowp
- fond wife threw n hot.,o 80
hair remover at her husbands head at
winch ne said, ave must part, the dve
- Some time in the future it l,ots
as ifa lady contemplating maria o,o
might order rowsers-instead of a tros.
seau. . V'oe-
- Ii you and your sweetheart voto
upon the marriage question, Won for if
and she against 1T, don't fiatter your-
SELF as to its being tie.
"A smart man in Buffalo ia orcon
iizing divorce excursion to Ch;cs ao-
Tlckets will be sold cheap to any o,,a
desiring divorce.
- a reporter for Western pane,
cllis marriage license ga preliminary
life together e %" VI
The following notice is posted
upon q fence in London suburb
w hoever found trespassing on these
GROUNDS Will be shot and prosecuted.'
- To think kindly of each other is
good; to speak kindly OF each other is
DETER; but to act kindly one toward
another is best of all.
"A gentleman accustomed to tho
signature of the firm in which he was q
partner. having to sign baptismal reg-
lster OF one of lis children entered II
as the son OF Smith, Jones & Co.
- a citizen of Indiana. who bad
the experience of eight wives saws that
divorces are much cheaper than funar.
ais as 'ay of dispesing of an uncon-
genial partner.
- A clergyman who performed the
marriage ceremony is said tn have road
the hymn for the choir, begiunino with
the words: mistaken souls. who
dream of heaven" ""o
man whose wife hung herself
In ms presence Oh being asked why he
I, ulu not prevent tragedy, replied. Il emf
her GOWN three times last week. and 7
can c be dlaooys cutting her down.
young lady who was rebuked
Dy her mother for kissing her int nded
juysiled the act by quoting the PASSAGE.
w haCsoeyer ye would that men shonId
do unto you, do you even so unto them,
man in Maine whose wife /, IAN
y-Dickinson-man. has
a tombstone engraved. "Let
IS have peace" He SAYS It is NOT mo-
'erlal whether it goes over him or her !
- An Alabama editor. in puffino a
grocery kept by a woman. saws: ssHsr
omatoes are rs red as her own cbceks. /
Ter indigo as blue as her own ewes. ana
er pepper as hot a. her own tenner ;;
"A young Partisan saws that 70 i
ct rid OF unwelcome CORRESPONDENT s.
e writes to the fair one this brief eniS'
e: II Know all. Adieu.o It al II
avs VOL ks, for there is always some
ing to know. ''i''o-
= Not long since a premipn, mo,
fered by an AGRICULTURAL societv g fos
lie best mode OF Irrigation, and the lar
r word, by mistake of the printer
wing been changed to "irritafion - y G.
rmer sent his wife.
"A Quaker in Bloomington, III r
no observed his wife looking in at the Il
tchen door While he was embracino Co
e servant girl, thus addressed her s stl1
tsey, thee had better quit peeping: pre-
thec VIII cause disturbance in the ca
nily." '"0
A child In Hartfort fall Nv
rd -etoru ,,r;,do,,, ioii OUT OF ing
!, .u-esoly "iiuoW, ana was picked I'D all
nlrC from the pavement. The newt ski
rning it fell from the bed to the T
Or, and broke it's neck. ~ t RpG
- An economical shoemaker saved ed
siderable labor and paint IN making ''''
sign by arranging the letters as fol. ond
prIC