The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-04-19
ladies' Column. h, !.

Poor Carlotta goes to the Pyrcnnees
this summer.
- How to make hot bed-provoke from
your night-cappel wiicra certain Lectures
When may young ladies' be said to be
economical? When they resort to tight
lacing to prevent wuist-fullness.l =
heDetroit Tribune says: ga hen
convention 10 talk up sufragefis to be
held at indianapolis, May H. sloa.'r
In Bulgaria when person dies, only
The women wear mourning. They express
their grief by wearing their clothes inside
out. ,.....,j.,.
At ono birth, last week, fruitful moth.
er in Lillian, Minnesota. brought forth four
boys. Within forsy-eight hours they
were buried in one grave.
It's said lhatlwhen a Russian husband
ncglec,s to beat his wife for month or two
she begins to get alarmed at his inditfer-
cnce. 'H.'e 'f'.i l'A '.''" fsN' a'
Hfi.,H lsiisi9 rlr f-., .i
A. peacock would be pretty bird if it
would only keep its mouth shut So
would some angels we know Of, il they
would only follow the same precept.
An exchange says ny;, that a farmer cured
his daughter Of the iGrccian bend by
throwing water on her, and then laying
her in the sun until she ''warpcd"lstraight
ngaln. !1aii!;a s9bGg IL
It takes a.w oman to abuse woman.
Forspite, SANDER, vituperation. and the
other kindred items, the sex female has .
power in Which the male sex can never
hope to, attain distinction. e..
Alettcr writer describing recent
ball, says that tho feature which made tho
deepest impression on him, was "tho ul-
usual number very plump women,
foaming over the tops Of their..dresses."
The saltTakc papers are making mer-
ry over 6ght in tho household Of .
Mormon Bishop. (which the "saint'
got fearfully thrasled by several enragsd
wives.
r The following sentiment is attributed
to Napoleon s.Bonaparte-"A handsome
woman pleascs the eye, but o good
woman plcases the heart. The one is .
Tjewcl-therotbcr a treasure" I7@ql..t 3.
When gentleman steps or. alady's
trail, the lady should turn round, and aay
politely, ~ bog your pardon, sir" Tho
gentleman should bow. and say, II ac-
cept ysur apology, madam" .mals3i
DR., Franklin used to say-"No mat {
ter how long man has been married .ihs
should never neglect to court bis wife"
Thi, is considered great joke BY some
modern husbands. - W 'ii'l'
A lady advertiscs for sale one baboon,
three tabby cats and a parrot She states
that, being now married, she hasl no.fur-
,her use for them. for the reason that
thcirlamiable qualities are all combined
in her husband. lla 4bl a5iImn AaE
Miss Rosina d. Richardson, tho New
Hampshire giantress, whose weight is four
hundred pounds, was married to John A.
Wood, at stoadart. y. IT,, on the 10Th
inst. The BRIDES weight is three times
that Of thebridgroom. y s'f7 WY t77l#I
A Cleveland, Ohio. woman has had
seven husbands ii eight years. One was
killed in the army, another was killed in
a street fight, and tho balance are alive,
fourof them having been { divorced!YlA
seventeen years old daughter Of this
woman has been twice married and di-
vorced. s'
"Do yan,", said Fanny, 'tother day, ss,
"1n earnest lote Inc as you say !! r,....
o. arc those tender words applied, ,o'
Alike to fifty girls 'beside3p 'ial9l @iii
"t4is tbJNaIH ~. n W. y" tIA'l AlF ~ tfN r
Dear cruel girl,' cried / i '','forbcar; i.;g
For. by those eyes those lips, ] ssearw
She stopped me, as the oath took,
And cried, you've sworn, now kiss tho
tg. book !" iFsitfti.l1 no. l'ii
An old gentleman Of The name Of Page.
finding young lady's glove at..a water
ing place, presented it to her with the
following words:7 laG 5cDpswisd 4
"1f from your glove you take the letter G.,
Your glove is1,love, Which 1 devote to
,ib ojthee." .,ggl u % sgy9odyi ii
10 which the lady returned the follow
ing answer: l1iN9ut1yog siede .1f
"lf from your Page you take the le.tcrP,
Your. Your Page is asc, aud that Ie won't do for
~ me-"
How srurlp.7 To walk along the street
with an umbrella or cane under your
arnl the point sticking out for every hody
to run his face ihto.9 a''5'u H9i',
How stupid for three ladies to walk
abreast nna uoyc so slowly that persons
in hurry nln't either go between then,
OF get into the gutter.
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