Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1869-09-09
Miscellaneous.
opular service-Silver.

During the dull season of July New
York spent $l56,000 in theatre going.
-" Sic stm, said an invalid Frenchman
in reply to friendly inquiry if he were
i'll,
A newspaper advertisement calls for
n "phin cook able to dress little boy
five years old.
The manufacturer of trouser buttons
has enabled wife to appear at Saratoga
with a $4,000 diamond
A woman has been detected in Gin
cinnati going round in the morning and
stealing milk from doorsteps
The Cape May WuciS responsible for
the statement that "a manc can live ut Cape
May for one dollar a day (and his eN-
penses)'
Eighty newly.arriyed Cinnamon had
their handsome pig tails cut of by hair
thieves in San Francisco, the other day.
While mother was brooding over her
poverty, her little son said; Mamma, |
think God hears when we scrape the bot
tom Of the barrelN
A newspaper article has been going
the rounds of late, headed, Where is your
boy at njghty' An urchm suggests another
article, "Whcre is daddy at night
-" Did you visit the DardanelleS when
you were abroady asked "A lady Of II
Travelled cOckncy. "Oh! yes we djned
WIN them frequently was the ready
reply,
"A telegram was recently received at
Boston from Bombay r5d the French cable,
IN eight minutes, the fastest tclegraphing
ever accomplished
A Young Fifth avenue Snob is said to
have paid ten dollars 10 Il colorcd waiter
at Saratoga Tor 4 Mir-pin which dropped
from the hair Of his chamer,
There are 81 chartored Masonic + ,odros
in Vermont mo whole nmnhnr NJ
Nasons in thp state ocoorIinr to No.,
norris in the hands If fine GRAND Secro,o,,v
exceeds 5000.
--Lavoter SAYS ale who sodrIousIv ,t.
tends nointediy asks calmly snnats GooI.
Nv answers and ceases whom no has M
more to saw is in nossession of some of
the hest rcouisites of man"
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drunk and wasa natural fool and tbp court
record ciyes these reasons for thr romis.
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