The Cairo evening bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1868-1870, 1869-03-15
shocking Condition ofthe American bar
hn rinns ON the Plains.


shocking Condition or the American Bar
bsrinp- ON the Plains.
The following amusing burlesquas of IN
style of journalism prevalent in the Far W.
we're copied recently into I'm English pnper
with severe comments upon the shocking con
dition of the American barbarians on tn,
plains
"A little bit of romance has Just transpired
TO relieve the monotony of our metropolitan
NE. Old sam Chogglngs, whom the editor
"i TINS paper has 81 often publicly thrashcd
mas returned from Mud Springs with young
wife lie is said Ga be very fond of her. and
the way he came Ia get her wa this: Some
time ago We courtcd her, but finding she was
On the make, threw her of, after shooting her
brother and two cousins. She vowed reycnpe
ana promised 10 marry any man who would
horsewhp vs.. This Sam agreed ,o undertake
and she married him on that promise We
snail call on S@n tomorrow with our new
shotgun, and present our congratulations in
the usual fcrm.'-Hangtown Gibbet
"a stranger wearing a stove-pipe bnt and
a boiled shirt, arrived in town Yesterday and
put up at the Nugget House. The BOYS are
having good time with that hat this mora
ing. The funeral will take place at . o'clock
Dog Kanche is unhealthy for swells. Dog
Rancho Weekly Howl
"A painful accident occurred in Froy
Gulch yesterday, which has cast we, blan,
Net OF gloom over the hitherto Joyous, whis-
key-ioving community. Dave Spigger-or,
as he was familiarity called. Murder Dave
got drunk at his usual hour Yesterday, and
rs Is his custom, took down his gun and start
"a after the fellow who went home with his
sirl the night before. He found him nj
breakfast with hi wife, started out 10 return
mt being weary, stumbled and broke his loo
DIR. Ball found him in that condition. and
having TO wagon at hand TO convey him 10
town, shot HIM to put him out of hi. misery
paV' wa, dearly loved by all who knew him
and his loss j. democratic gain He u.vcr
disagreed with any but democrats. and would
have materially reduced the vote ortbnt n,r,y
mad u" not been untimcly cn, oil. isis
kiyou Knock Down.
"a child ~ Whiskov Ron had 80, ,l,o,o.
tien with the Methodist preacher over a, Mil.
ignh Gully last sunday aud ended IN, dr..
russiun by raving IN las abolition head. Tho
noy mas been presented with new revolver
and Bars.
The scoundrcl who tipped over our Office
'"st month wiil be- hung Tomorrow. and no
paper VIII be- issued neat day. .-Calnyeras
Shrieker.
-Four babies who had been nut into the
'agc at Hell SHAFT Yesterday. while their
mothers played a game of draw. climbed over
me side. We did not learn who won the la.,
pot. Niger Hill Patriot.
There 10 n man in town who claims Ia h.
the man who murdered sheriff White some
months ago We consider him AN impos,or.
'ecking admission into society above his level
and hope the people will stop inviting him 10
their houses. Frog Spring Herald
o. +. Lyon has been appointed city comp
,rolier' Tor the ensuing term and confirmed
4 nnn n
gentleman, good citizen, and we have no
doubt That he Is well qualified. W. ARE Glad
20 know that he is receiving recognition at
the hands Of his party. The salary is small
nut u Is, perhaps, better than u "cold .honl.
fer.'-Cairo Times.
man in Milwaukee was imprisoned for
tuelIy beating his wife. Poking his nose
through the cell bars he calculated; ~ 4
thank Ged I'm not locked up for any mean. /
airly crime like getting drunk"
some Cheyenne ingenious, impecunious and
thirsty ones, borrowed a baby from is moth
~ on "wednesday aud pawned il for a dollars
worth Of whisky.
General Sol. Meredith is Iying M the roi,,
ni death at Cambridge City, Ind He return.
"a IRON the mountains last fall and WAS taken
down by the mountain fever
ihere are recorded in the clerks Office Bos.
ION 200 incorporated companies mostly for
inning all got up within five years The
aggregate capital is about $40. 900 900
Late J"nerio advicos state that Lopez had
IN army and was certifying a position in tho
Interior Caras had resigned aud Corr.a
now commands the allied army.
- 49, 80 --------
Ira IL. Pierce, cY CITY Attorney AZ Tia.
Vile, Pa, who wa. arrested for helm, corccrn
20 W the lannon's Bennehof' robbery has ;
ohmenced suit for 80, damage.
The Richmond Enquirer says; III is n
are rue, II You don't remember anybodys ,
'"ns IN Richmond, to call him 'Coloricllf
nr' Josephine Gritfng, an advocate of fe-
,'"' suffrage, j. prominent applicant for ,
he po'toiiice in Washington.
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