The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1869-11-05
HASH.
HASH.
Victor Emanuel 6ddles.
Mormon diet spare rib.
London has n, 900 streetA
.Paris haa steam omnibusea.


London has "a 900 streeta
Paris has steam omnibuses.
Texas has a, 600 negro votea
-Base viol-bottle Of tangle-fook
London has 90 Catholic churches.
-Unredeemable bonds-vagsbondA
"A monument 70 Adam 10 proposed.
Hartford has . &s5, 900 skating rink.
-Nmcult amount to ot-Cat.amount
The war In Paraguay has ended again.
-Arc Augels-our girls with the ''bsnd."
"A Canada bride wears 81, 900 diamond.
ST. Louis is Queen city, Chicago sudar
city. ..,.
Intestine war-the stsits bstwesn i'd
dlen
-Zoolohipposonomadon b the name Of .
Circus.
IAN i'll wind that blows nobody good"
Chinook
Never tell secrets in cornfield-.thiuk
Of the cars.
-scandinavi. sent Us q, 900 emigrants the
last quarter.
The Chicago rogues' gallery has <only)
064portraits.
10000 Cinnamon now dwell in the
United States.
-"Whoop.em.ups' Il the name Of an Ohio
base ball club
The Postal Service for the last year re.
oeived e9o. .0Oo, 600!
-Wilkie Collins Is writing . story for
Caswells MAGAZINE.
An exchange blasts ''the fossiKfereus
huzzas Of the mob"
~, ,000, 600 school books sre annually
used In this country.
"A mo account" wife is the best. She
never runs up any bills
Minister Nelson 10 said to be very pop
ular among the Mexicans
"A New York optician placards himself
as ''Opticus and Mechanicus."
"A live toed was recently found in sol-
ID lump Of ooal At indianapolis
"A Colorado store-keepor solaces his Gus.
toners with FyNe KUT bak O.
-KomissaOw, who saved the Cars life,
10 not dead, - has been reported.
Miss Asher. seventeen and handsome, 10
to lecture in Ohio against female sulfrsgc
Daddy" Cain, . venerable negro of
South Carolina, 10 candidate for Congress.
Railroad men are looking with aston.
ishmcnt ut trunk marked "ll.wOrth, Kan.
sas."
Half the world don't know how the
other half live, and it's none of their busi.
nesa
"A portrait of Napoleon I, taken when
he was four years Of age, has been found In
Corsica
The wife of mail clerk in the Louisville
Courier Journal Office, has fallen heir to
e5oo,ooo
Punch scknowlsdses tho rcceipt Of 80
jokes IN ''Hn. Beeches 'S-toe putting her
foot In It,"
An eastern wit wants Niss Dickinson 70
name her Salt Lake lecture ''Across the In
continent"
"A Western town 10 without Newspaper
because 1.-The ladies' sewing society" keep
them posted.
Chicago boasts of an educated hog. She
has many other hogs whose intelligence is
not remarkable.
Half million of books were sold at the
late trade sale in New York, and 10000 of
them were Byron'A
There is no man now living, except 1lr.
Grant, who has ever bccn elected President
of tho United States.
"A Western exchange has IN account Of
the shooting Of wildcat by little boy i've
feet eight inches long.
"A Colorado man has bought $500
worth of Cashmere gosts How many xa-
sonic lodges are there?
The Detroit police are making war on
geese A very ungsllsnt quarrel for Michi-
ganders to be engaged In. .
An exchange wants to know who "Cli
Danger" In. We hear his name mentioned
in Deer Lodge occasionally.
1T is said that not enough wheat will be
raised in Great Britain this year by n, ,0o0, 900
bushels, for home consumption.
Mr. Augustus Maverick has . work In
press entitled Henry J. Raymond and The
New York Press for Thirty YearA"
-Instead of saying that man b ''tight''
In Chicago, the reporters say that 10 b .
''victim Of bacchanallan immod5stion."
-"You are shoemaker" aid . maeis-
trate addressing the man at the bar. ''Yes,
sir," was the reply, - hosse-shoemakef."
Saint Beuvc 70 dead; and thus France
losee her greatest critic and Europe one Of
her greatest thinkcra He was q yeass Of
age. 47~
Ben. Butler b terribly down On Con-
missioner Delano. and th1satens 70 overhaul
The whole Internal Revenue Bursaa thie
winter. ....r.-.. ...,s.
-CEuelty-rsnals cjgks IN eovernusoe
Offices ars osapells4sto tell tAsie -. Il
compelled 70 heep thslr 0)age it would be
still wossa .s .. zaa,f.4
-Ovee The portal Of he county iii n
Chicago, In large lstesss Of ssoas, appear
the Inscription ''Lbssty." The psieooes,
think Il : great sell '7=
"A statistical chap. with visv 70 '.ooua.
tes" results, computes thaf tAe Whisky Dc.
sssoyed In she recent PhiladslpAia 6re would
hava made n O00 000 s.afrni1hf lPrsnka =