Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-08-13
MISCELLANEOUS TEENS

Howtoa turn people heads SO late
to church, - = 81
lF you visit " young woman, and you
are won, and sheds won, you win both be
HENRY WARD BEEcuER says that five
want to manage, men we must dosas bee
kcepersbdo when they want to manage
bees, wash our hands in sugagandNwatcr.
A DoY,.who heard the quotation, a
little learningais u dangerous Thing"
wishedst0,stop going,to school because he
was afraid he should not live long enough
to get past the dangcreuspoint,
1 BuRPoN, while trayeling on a steam
boat, seated himself at table, and called
for beetsteak, The waiter furnished him
with small strip.of that article, Taking
II upolf MS fork, andturning it oyer, and
examining it, with-one of his peculiar
looks, hesYery ..eoolly remarked = "Yes,
that is itssbring me semc@ =
| I JonN ,NEAL once sail 80 | used todrink /;
| but one day took a glass of brandy and
found Iliked thetaste ofn. Tsaid to my
| self John' Neal, when YOU have grown
to like the taste of liquor, II is time to
stop, and stop Idid."" Not another drop
of liquor passed his lips, and Il isbelievcd
nothing could have induced him to drink
after that even to the slipping of glass of
wine. Naaa' H
JONATHAN and his friend Paddy were
lonjoying delightful ride, when they came
In sight of an old gallows or gibbet 7 his
| suggested 10 the American the idea of be
| ing witty at the expense of his Irish com
panion, " y on see that, Ecalculate," said
he nas;Illy, pointing tothe object just men
4 toned "and now where would you be il
the galloMs had It's due =" Riding alone,
seoolly replied Paddy y
An exchange Well says that there are
many persons who either take no paper
at all, or else take one from u distant city,
and whenthey wish to see what is trans
piring in their s9wn -peighborhood, they
beg or steal the local paper from some citi-
zen more liberal than themselves, Many
men of this kind are engaged in business,
and frequently grnmbte because people do
not patropize "home industry,s when
they practice the very thing of which
they complain. 49,
A STREET bully in San Francisco, who
thought II safe sport 10 knock John China
man down, tried Il the other dayton Ce-
lcstial marketman without the customary
effect Jahn, instead of fleeing, knocked
4 the rutflansdown and beat aim till he cried
Justify Tor quarter. When the fellow re-
gained his Feet and was about TO sneak
away John" said "Iouspeakee China
man lie too muchee, You wantee knock
Chinaman dnwni you comee see me me
likee fights you sabe@
Two frishmen stopping at the Island
House, Toledo, lit their gas and, with
windows. open, sal down. ~ enjoy chat.
The huhgriest of Toledo mosquitoes soon
iiOcked IN and drove them desperate. The
clerk, who was summoned To devise some
defense against them, told them to close
the Windows and put out The gas They
! acted op the suggestion aud placed them.
'selves between the sheets. Just as they
began todose, lightning bug, which had
.straycd mtothe roonh caught the eye of one
of the travellers lle,Fousod his compan-
ion with punch, andeNclaimod Jamie,
Jamie, it's no use Here's one of the
cratuys sarchin for us vida lanternr
o KANSAS AND SILK RAIsNa.-In the
eountysof. .eranklm, Kansas about 6fIy
miles SQuthsof Lawrence, She pioneers Of
~ French Colony have purchased a wide
tract oflsnd aiSiNre making large ex.
penditnrs 81 money For the purpose of set
ting up tlere ON the now wild prairie, a
manutactery OF silk ~selvA The colony
Y WI NNitAfklNat MitllAh lNhSl tue lOrinS OI
Industry necessary To the success ofits en-.
terprise, from the. .krowth of the mnlberry
to theciase hishing touch on the beauti.
ful fabric. > Oh. COURSE some time must
elapse before the plantations of trees will
/ yield leaycs enodgh taieodlnany worms
but in Che nleantfine, the few colouists who
GS already ,on 'ttle ground viii devote
tlenSelNesto raising and sfeedins cattle,
blpdl tc'~the general improvement and
] decoratipn Of their estate a.
WmHMa aRAadi sievens was Young law.
4 yer, he once had caAe before a haA Item.
peTed JUDGE an obscure PENNSYLVANIA
" Court Gndef What he cdasideredA very
n errmeons ruling, II MAS decided agains,
.lhm; whereppoA he threw down hrs books
and pIcke,l rap his hai ina high state OF
indigHatione and was aboOt To leave the
= eQnrt rlom. scattering inprecatlons All
anOundehtm Thee 1udee stniehtened
hinIseif tofils f,ih height, assumed an ali
ct offended majesiy snd asked Thad. Il
he meant To "eXRrtS his contempt foI
this Court Thal, nlrnhl To him very
5 ueterentially, made ssfe Spectfal how. and
Replied, in feignoA Aanuxement: 'sE,rprss,
! my contempt for thisfoUft No, Sirl
am trying to c6socot 5it, your Honor
adding aS he turKsd q lesse, bad | i'm.
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