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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
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CPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO YOUNG
y MEN or THE SOUTH.-Every young
mas in the South should now prepare himself
thoroughly and practically for business, by al
tending tie
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The Old Established Southern Business Col
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mess College in the State Of Maryland. and the
only Business College in this country which Is
carrying cut perfect system Of Actual Bust
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mcn,. Students in s,lerdancc from all the
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Principal, Baltimore.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

CITY OIL STORE, No. 1876 West Baltimore
4 Street, u. & II. SPILCKER, Wholesale
and Retail Dealers in Coal OH and LAMPS,
Sperm, Lard AID Whale Oils, Patent Wax,
Sperm, Adamsatine and Parafne Candles,
Chandfliers. Lamps and Lanterns for Churches
Factories. Dwellings, and Ships, Gas Fixtures,
Glass and Paper Shades, Globes, Chimnies and
Lamp Trimmings Ct every Description. The
Finest Oil for Sewing Machines always Oh hand
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

ALLEN PAINE, son s CO., Importers and
4 Dealers in CARRIAGE MATERIALs, SADDLE
RI HARpNARr, Iron and Steel, No.2 ) LIber-
" street, Baltimore. Keep constantly on
Springs, Axles, Castings Bolts, Bands,
Hubs, SPokes, Felloes, Shafts, Bows, Canvass
Leather Oil CARPET, Laces, Silks, Fringes,
Tassels, Cloths, Damasks, Narnishes and ia
pan, Bar Iron aud Steel.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

rpHONAS ! WELBY & CO., Licensed Rec
filters, Manufacturers Of FRENcH AND EzrHA
Sorr SPIRITS, Wholesale Dealers in Foreign
and Domestic Liquors aod Wines Of all kinds,
Bourbon, Rye and Monongahela Nhiskey. Sole
Projectors Of " elby 5 Maglcry and Plantation
Whi,key. 81 5. Calvert street, and 80 Cheap
side, Baltimore.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
A NEW TIN SHOP
SHEPHERDSTOWN.

THE subscriber respectfully announces 10
the citizens Of Shepherdstown and vicinity,
that he has opened
Tin and Sheet Iron Establishment,
one door East of Line s. Keedy's Store, where
he will carry on the business in all its branch
% ard will have constantly for sale, at low
prices, a complete assortment of elegant
T IN w A r E.
Particular attention will be given TO lin
ROOFING AND SCOUTING, and all work
will be done at the lowest rates and in man.
ner warranted to give perfect satisfaction. He
will furnish, if desired, "Rohrer's Improved
Spout Brackets" for supporting Spouts on
Critters under the caves of buildings either met
al or wood. REPAIRING Of every kind exc
cuted at short notice. The Public patronage is
respectfully solicited.
STOVES of every description can be fur.
nished at the lowest prices, at short notice, BY
application 10 the undersigned.
A. 4. COOK.
September 10, 1868. 6m
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

DATENT Melalic everlasting White
/ Wire Clothes Line. warranted not 10
corrode or rust, or in any way lrJure
clothes hung upon it, the durability OF The
wire is one of its greatest considerations.
lasting from 80 TO 80 years, cannot tang
i, TOO heavily with clothes and no storm
can break H. Pnce 3 CTS pfr foot. for
sale By j. >. .Heir"i'
ian 30 Elk Branch & Ull0uviil-.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
NEW GOODS

TTHE undersigned having re-opened lis CLO-
THING STORE at his Old Stand in Shep-
berdstown, with an entire new lot Of Goods,
respectfully asks the renewal of the patronage
he has heretofore received.
~ HENRY WISTLAND.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

THE undersigned has just returned from the
J. Eastern cities and is now receiving ana
opening large and we'll assorted stock Of
Hardware, which he will sell cheaper 'han me
cheapest consisting in part as follows: Rock ana
Rife Powder, Iron, Steel, Horse Shoes, NIUE
Shoes, Horse Nails, Rasps, Braces, Bits Au'
gurs, Gimlets, Axes, Compasses, CaIiPers, Dor
ing Machines, Chains, Rakes, Hames, Tr3Wels'
Scythes, Nails, Spikes, Locks, Hinges, Bolts
Files, Chisels, Levels, Planes, Bevels, Screw
Wrenches, Forks, Shovels Scoops, Hoes, Rules
Cross-cut Saws, Mill Saws, Circular Saws,
Hook-toolh Saws. Hand Saws, Compass saws
Whip Saws Hatcheis, Hammers, Ora" knives
Spoke Slaves, Coffin Trimmings, Shoe md
ings, Masons' Tools, Brushes, Handles, Cutlery,
Drills, Scales, with many Housekeeping and
and Furnishing Goods both American and I'm
ported.
Examine my Stock before purchasing else
where.
Thankful for past fayors, solicit conlInu7
ance of the same.
EDWARD SHATER,
Moulder's Building.
Shepherdstown, Dec. 5, 1868. II
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
Cough Preparations.

1ICOOpS Shovels, Long Handle SHOW
~ !. and 10, Of very superior Manure
Forks .ju,,receiveh and for ssle by
he Curdy e. Duke,
,l,a Chsrlestown.
HTI-Freezing Cis'ern Pumps. sever
a .! .,zes. Tor sale By
&c CWdg e. Duke.
Lbls CnaIlss'o"n.
l.rg. s,orb Of Dailder' Locks ilIH-
A 90 ScreMs anl Mechanics Tools.
~, sale by Ne Curly & Duke
20 Chailesiown.
DeGRATH's Genuine Eiec''c o'l, a
sure remedy for Headache. Tooth
schs Cramps. Rheumou.m, Piles &C.
o'"0- DIR NGgruder's
Dug Store.
GARDEN SEEDS Cor sale, by
VI ianao - DoV'' o'''"'s"'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

OLASS.-Best French Glass can always pe
(T had at II. NJ. BILLINGS Drug Store. Odd
sizes will be cut to suit customers. No extra
charge for cutting. oct Si
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

Read the following home certificates from
Druggists and others =:
Shepherdstown, w. Va, May 90, 1868
Messrs. W. NJ. Eniler * Co.-Gentemen ]
take pleasure in recommending ESTLER'S
SURE CURE, as have used and sold it for
several years while in The Drug business, and
can safely Say ii is the best Diarrhea Medicine
have ever sold or used. Respectfully,
II c. BURkHART, NJ. d.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
BRANCH OFFICE
First National Bank Building,
PHILADELPHIA,
Where tie general business Of !ne Com
pany is transacted. and to which al gen.
ersl CORE pondeLce should be aidrr'scd.
Shepherdstown, Dec. 5, 1868.

OFFICERS
CLARENCE H. CLARK. President.
Jay COOKE, Chairman Finance end Exc
Curive Committee.
Henry y. COOKE NicePresldcnt.
EMERSON W. PEEr, Sec'y and Actnary.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

HAVE in store aud for sale, complete as
IL sortEcnt Of Builders Hardware, Mechan-
les Tools, Table and Pocket Cutlery, Iron and
Steel Horse and Mule Shoes and Mails,
Forks, Shovels Spades and b oes, Carriage Az
leg, Hubs, Rims and SPokcs, Shoe Findings,
Harness Hard ware, Cislern Pumps, Cooking
and Heating Stoves, OGDEN Ware, aud many
articles Of Housekeeping ard Furnishing
Goods
Our Agricultural Department
embraces all the latest and most approved I'M
PIGMENTS and Machines Of all kinds We are
Agents for McCormicb's Prize Reaper and
Mower, Gei-cfs IhEesher and Separator,
bick ford < Huiiman's and Keller, Gum Spring
Grain Drills, all of Il. Sinclair K Co, Manu-
features, Soluble Pac.i; Guano, ZeIl's Raw
Bone and Super Phosphate Of Lime, FataPsco
Guano and other approved Fertilizers.
LFCa,h paid for BONES aud OLD Iron.
January l6, 1863. II
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

TO Farmers and L4bOring Men
YOUR attention IL called t" ny large
4 Stock Of Calf, KIP, and Cusr'e Boots,
selected with great care.
Orl24 Josebh Fleming.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
LOOK HERE!

gpIlE undersigned has on hand. and for
( sale the REVOLVING LIGHT
STOVE. which issuperior 10 the Orien-
,al. also The best NUT COAL, for burn
ing in the said Stoves.
A. A. COOK.
Shepherdstovn Dec. 5, 1868.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

Shcpherdstown, ". Va, May 81, 1865
Messrs. ". NJ. Entler & Co Gents; Since /
have been in the Drug business here, find that
ENTLER'S SURE CURE takes The lead OF all
articles of that kind, il being used in this neigh
borhood AID found to be all it is represented. l
can cheerfuliy recommend il TO every one.
Yours Respectfully, II. N. BILLINGS,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

IF you are looking for cheap goods and
! do not know where to find them, Iust
drop into LIcKLIpEs's where YOU viii
find Clolhing. Hats and Caps. Boots and
Shn.s. Notions and Furnishing Goods
a, prices TO please.
nnvll OAK HALL
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
MANHOOD
How LOST, How RESTORED.

zyryE..o Jus. published, new edition Of
AsLskH Ua. CrLyER"ELL's CELEBRATfp
spSsAsY ESSAY on the radical cure (wlin-
out medicine OF SpeTmatorrhoea, or SIENNA!
Weakness. Involuntary Seminal Losses, lnfo-
tency. Mental and Physical incaPaciiy, ImPcd-
i.nenls 10 Marriage, etc: also Consumption,
Epilepsy, end FrJs, induced 10y self Indulgence
or sexual eAtrayasance.
~ Price, in sealed envelope, only 6 els.
The celebrated author, in this admirable essay
clearly demonstrates from thirty years sue
cessful practice, that the alarming consequences
Of sclf-abu.e may be radically cured without
The dangerous use Of internal medicine or the
application OF The knife pointing Ouia mode Of
cure at once simple. certain. and eFectua', W
means Of which every sufferer, 10 matter what
hi. condition may b., may cure himself cheap
IN, privately aud faGcally
This Lecture should De in lie hands Of every
youth aud every NAN IN The lard.
Sent under srsi, IN plain envelope, to any
address, postpaid, on receiP, of six cents Or
two posts stamps. Al,o Dr.. Gully fwcIl's "Msr-
r.egs Guide prise % cents. Address tie
Publishers,
CHAS. J. c. KLINE & CO.,
127 Bowery, New York Post Office Box 1856.
September 26 SOS. "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

Carpering of all Descriptions.
v,,vrts Rrussels Threc-Ply, Ingram aid Ee-
reliao Carpet, and Oil Cloths. All OF the above
rbey are pfepared TO sell ct the lowest prices
far cash. All orders attended to PlomPty.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

NEW OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES lU"NBrL' ia.
y < Co. No. 24S West Baltimore street, Eal-
,,more. Md are now opening and w'li have
constantly on hand fuil SUPPLY Of
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

Shepherdstown, ". Va, May 6, 1868 -
Messrs. W. NJ. Entler s. Co.-Dear Sirs Du-
ring the summer of 1866 l was attacked with
genuine Asiatc Cholera, and Physicians could
give me no relief. Your SURE CURE was
administered to me BY DR.. r. C. Burkhart
only took two doses OF it and was entirely co.
red. believe it saved my life, and can safely
recommend il to every one as the very best
medicine in use for Cholera, Diarrhea, sc.
Yours Truly, GEO. F. BURKE.
May 80, 1868. IT
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20

MOSS & Gambl.'s Frles, at
M E. Shgfer's.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02

A gentleman, after paying his ad
dresses TO a young lady for some time,
popped the question The lady, in a
frightened manner, said, "You scare
me, sir The gentleman did not wish
to brighten the lady, and consequently
remained silent, when she exclaimed,
Scare me again !"
Don't burn the candle at both ends.
II you are an early riser, retire early ;
but II you seek your sheets late, don't
get up with the sun. You cant cheat
nature--nor yourself Mankind needs
about so much rest, sleep and laziness,
and any attempt TO lessen ii is at the
expense Of ultimate vitality and a sure
~ o. suffering.
In order TO amuse the children on
Sabbath, lady was engaged in read
ing from the Bible, the story Of David
and Goliah, coming to that passage in
which Goliah so boastingly and defiant
" dared the young STRIPPING, little
chap, almost in his first trowsers, said
Sister, skip that, skip tina. want TO
know who licked
during the rebellion the staff Of
General Wise were riding through a
rather 'orlorn part Of North Carolina,
aud young Virginian OF the staff con.
elnded to have little fun at the expense
o. long-legged specimen Of the genus
hano. Who wore very shabby uniform
and bestrode worm fence at the road.
de Refining III his horse be aces g
Am with, Row are YOU. No Carolina.
How are sou, Virginia Y was the ready
response The staF continued The
blockade on tarpentiue makes you rAih-
Il lard no. don't ftp No sale for tar
now, is there
"Nell--yes, was the slow response
We tell 81 cur lar 70 JEFF Davis, nov.
The thunder you dol What on
earth does The President want with
yoar tArY7
North Carolina answered He puts
1t ca TIC hssls 81 Yirginions 10 make
them stick on the battlefield" Tbs
star rode o.
"A person who vas recently ealled
into Gear, for the pal pose u prosinf
the cafreaguess 81 i doctors bali wAa
asked IS the lawysr shelher tie doctor
diA nsi aske several yists sfteF the ia
t3sEt VA out = Danger "N0 replies
tie witness. Il sonsi8ered the pagisn
il dAngel Is iong a. he doctor ooasin
ped Us vlsit
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02

SAYNas DY JOSH BnLISGs. There il
just as much jealousy lonly it is less
dangerous among tue lowly as among
the ntch; the poor devil with a whole
loaf under his arm is the lord Of his ma
borhood and the half loayes look on
with enyious wonder while he struts mp
aud down the alley
We Only love them that we fear
This NAV be only Of my lies, but il looks
so to me from where | stand, now.
The best condition in life IL not 10 be
SO ritch as tew be enveyed, nor SO poor
as to be damned.
Is it charity to give TO thankless
cuss in need Certainly; just as much
as It would be to save drowning COW,
just praiz lis the Yarancular Of good
deeds
Where there is CRATE virtue, there
must have been wees, on else very
poor sile, that raises nothing but what
has bin planted, and well tended and
MANFRED at that
Revenge is just az natral as milk, yu
viii sec little bits Of boys club the post
That they bump their heads against.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02

A. Ohio s1sna writes Your Hsoe-
dstss 4 0easra Nslsoa rsmind ne q
GO about GsasrAi d Morgan, Who
ressly Transferred the te.ei 70 Tie ogher
i5ai - stH siss Rhils vs utrs
ivrg 3 camp 8 Rasri3s. Georgia The
thetE uiso.s rtsafned iFom Their vet
srk1 ~ 90 si,h aAsmtsf 81 recruits
one q these having erhaasisa b. tup-
~ 81 clean shirts ard Dot yet hasirg
learned = e h.s eva lanudrtss asked
5 veteran wbsre be cauid get some
rasbiog doae
10 YOU see those tsuis there ~ The
church Wei IS ever there and Ask
"a ST.. Morgsn He does washing
Hsna eras,y GA russ, bat II you talk
pretty nice u bin be MI. do 4 for you.
The recruit vent - directed, add
found Gen Morgan walking 10 front Of
bis tent. dressed. as wa IS custom, IL
the uniform q high private
Where vii | find Mr. Morgan p
asked tie recruit
Ny name is Morgan, What Eill
you have r
4 came 10 see Il could get some
clothes washed
H N. a. Who sent you hers to
get your clothes washed
John Smith, over here il the Sirii.
eth.
Corporal q the guard The cor.
poral approached aud saluted. Young
man, 20 with the corporal and show
him John Smith, 80 that he can bring
him over here And you come back
with them, and bring all the dit,
clothes you have"
They departed and soon returned
with the guilty veteran aud huge arm
ful Of dirty shirts, socks, etc
The General, TO Smith: Did you
send this young man here to have hi'
clothes washed ?"
Yes, sir, for joke.
For Joke Well, we'll have the
Joke carried out. We do have clothes
washed here sometimes. Corporal, tak'
this man Smith and that bundle o.
clothes down TO the creek, and have
him wash them and dry them aud folo
them up neatly, and return them tc
the owner. Sec l.ai he does The job ~
Handsomely"
The veteran went about his work sor
rowfuIly, and the General resumed hi'
walk.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02

HnroRy on Bosros Tho correspon-
deut Of Philadelphia paper has writ
ten history OF Boston. The following
isa chapter;
Boston, in the State Of Massachusetts.
IL city OF no mean pretentions In
age ]. sntedeies the pyramids
When frsi discovered BY the Ten
Tribes, in 1889, d G, il bore the marks
Of extreme antiquity.
Fsneoil Ha. ia supposed to have
been Ite original Solomons Temple,
and Boston Common is known 10 be
tie garden Of + len with modern i'm
proytmeuta Tie Tree Of Life bias
been removed to make room for the
magnificent old Elm, and the -Four Riy-
ers are represented BY the beautiful
ioan,ain which squirss continually.
Boston was named in honor Of a Ger.
tain cracker, which sss there made IN
grea, perfection BY The pre- Adanii,e IN
hAbiisu,a And il retains tho name =
and the cracker 70 this day.
A certain one ofiis poets. whose nom
ds plume il Holmes, has called Boston
The Hub 81 TIE Universe Beng the
HAD. nd also plscs where the rlsible
museles AFe aessr used Il may atly I've
tsfmei ihs centre q gravity.
NJ ono langbs il Boston, and who-
ever would sh u must 20 into a bar
room 70 a. Il
TLe street, Boston are unlike tbe
oue ia Danaseuz which was called
Straight WhsB laid oat, fAr back in
the oasboniiet - period, the street
oomfuissscusr ii,l not heed the injuuc-
ton q the great sApoaR5er
lie solil mss q Beslou, driuk -
shoag posa,.oAA Ard - The ians'
and avenues q The town s,sgger sboui
Ahss tie s.n ,.lss Il rams born
TIE prireI ao;sl sas formerly KEEP.
~ rheSier tirssf. AID j. stlli Gales
sas Psrisi = - I, j. Kept o. ID,
Europosn ,aa shlch i. % charge >
mach ~ ras.a hat zoo have &c men
- lef 10 susest .l breakfast
Bosioa iaeiaies the tovns q Can
~ lgs. Jaassscs Pans. Ra1baFy FrHss.
ipsaaia, WnsuntgsF. Salem. and iEsise'
e Ia szeagst.E
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02
A GREAT BLESSING

From Rec l. r. Ward, stD0a Loraia Co., o.
Mfssas. gTR0Sa 4 AEns1EoSdt
G1es.iie tsa--It gives me great pleasure 70 state
that nv wife has derived great benetii from tie
nse IL Coe's Dyspepsia Cure. She has been for .
numbea II years greatly tronhled with Dyspepsia,
accompanied with violent psroxyEins ~ coustipa-
tion whieh ~ prostrAted her that she WAS All tbs
~hile. ~ months, unable 10 Do anything. She
took al your instance, Coe's Dyspepsia Cure. and
has derived GREAT BENEFIT FROM If, and IL
nos comparatively veil She regards this medi-
cine A. great Dressing
Truly yours l.. I. MAbb.
Jan. 18th, 1858
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02


1m Tvtn ~As sasn = Nv
sss - sewast Frsss eaai&rs ID
faAowsnz sfPasssu q shat Mail
Ivan trns 4 Hsctss Frss8 ps
prir4ls3 81 tsa earaa - isriaung
ueifa thsf aiy iimssd pleAssui
. ri g oat. ~. bai spessiass i i
sefi = reaef ii ssn 1 AZ 8 ssl
csaiessan ! uasb & uaAarisu uy
iasnd aav ab3 81, alma, bsis,ts that
I asn nsoso8 81 i narr because
iaar q hr4ag ofutsFs uFa another
nan ilsn b,esuss desire poar balm
upaa ~ wasndei hear Il deaf
know vhai tain 8 hut believe i j.
the coFfect sIpFesaaa e go 10 tbs
eoAaeet.on never hArHg seen Aay
balm Yea nAy remsmtsr that ! leo
tarei 10 NswaIs lately for The young
EsrGsinen q tie Ciavonian society
dii = sby rate During The after
noon 4 lhai 3ay / was talking with
one = ne young Esrilemeu iasl refer.
red 10, and BE- said be bad an nbele
vic. ior some esase ~ other. seemed
70 have grown permanently bersit Of Al
emotion And wish tears in bis eyes
THIS yoBng man said
oh. 4 eoufd only see him laugh
onee more Oh, II | could only zee
him weep
wAs touched ! could never With
stand distress said
Bring him 70 my lectnre III start
him for you"
oh, Il you could but Dc 1t II you
could Int d. ID 81 orr family would
bless you fureysfmore- he IL very
desrto us OIL uay beneiaelor, can yon
make him laugh can you bfiag sooth.
ing tears 70 those psrched oros
wAs profoundly moved. said
Ny son, bring the old party around
have got some Jokes in that lecture
that viii make him laugh il there is any
laugh in him and Il they miss FIRE
have got some others thal1l make him
cry or kin bins, one or the other"
Then the Young man blessed me, and
wept on my neck, and blew his nose on
] my coat tail. and went after his uncle.
He placed BIN in full view, IN the sec
ond row Of benches that night, and
begun on him. tried him with mild
jokes then with severe ones, / dosed
him with Tad Jokes, and riddled him
with good ones, 1 fred old stale Jokes
iIta him; aud PepPered him fore aud
at vita ted-hoi new ones, warmed
up % my aork, and assaulted hun on
the right aud left. IN front aud behind
] Tuned aud sweated. and charged and
routed, till was hostpe and sick. and
frantic and furious but | never moved
him once i never started smile or a
tear Never a ghost Of smile, and
never ausricion Of moisture! waA
astonished closed the lecture at last
viih one despairing shriek--with one
Wild burst 81 huuior and hurled a Joke
Of supernatural atrocty fan 1t him, =
1tneyer phased him Then sat down
bewildered and exhausted
The President II the society came mp
and bathed NY head with cold water
and said
What made you carry on 30 toward
the last r
! said ~ ras trying 10 make that
couiounded Old fool laugh in the second
row
Aud be said Wen, you we're vast.
ing your time because he il deaf and
dumb, and as blind as badger"
Nov was that any Way for that old
man : nephew to impose on stranger
and an orphan Ike me / simply ask
you, As man and brother, il that was
any wny ior linn 70 do2 M.nK TWAS
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-03-02
Commissioner . Notiee

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