The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1869-10-29

"verry remokkybel !" and he popt

"Verry remokkybel !" and he popt
| that doun.
sand this" sails, pintin' to large
| brick bildn without no winders in it,,
"tIis is Monte Seller, which 1t wuz Mr..
Jet1sun's privit rezdence, 40 called. be-
caus he used to play monte in the sell
ler. He had it bilt with n CRATE menny
winders so that he might hav plenty NV
| light on every subjek whar he rote opun,
but he haden no sooner assigned his
| naim to the Deeklerashun Nv Inrepen-
Ounce (which it war first drafted in this
identickle bildinl tina: q klapp NV
tnundur cum and llode every blaim
winder ito flinders. and the hous hav
bin hantid and nuninhabitted ever
sense"
He stard at me and he stard, but he
put it doun; and a rainIcummin on fell
fass asieepe and nurver woke tell the
-kyarrolled over them RlantindlckalIlr
brnlgis into Linchbug. and L seen Jon
Peri. kane in hand, wait:n at the Depo
to ketch the news on the fly, as they
sails at base ball, which he genrully do
ketch it on the fust bounse, and mOsly
obvyates the necessity NV the G0ddin-
svil Gizzit, but took good keer not to
tell Jeerns Baagby so.
Being NV a fatt man with ball he'd
and watch seel, somboddy got ont the
fool repote that were Admerull For
regut, come to inspeck BlackwaIter
creek and bid gunboUe at Deems
Founry: so when gifts of the fiatiorm
the niggers and skallerwags begun
cheerin temenjus, and a stroppin feller
cum forwardwith bote-hook rapt.tl the
Emery kin Ilag THAT bein the only
naval monamint they had thar) which
he was a gOin ter mak me regular
prcsentashun speech, but | upt with a
rok and noekt him in the he'd. which it
croatid disturvaIlse that L leetle mo
not TO got out oy. Eff Oans had bin
thar, should NV suspishund him, but
he ware youed to Conneckticut, and
Jeems b. got so skurd l kno~d he dldn
hav nuthn tall to do with t. But
char s plenty NV folks in LIucbburg eL-
NY way.
The toun ar slung up aginst the side
NV hill like dirt t-Iabhers' nesses on a
wall; and arfter we had pllmgud-
jun NV supper at the Wasiilngtiui, a
slick compny assembled up stars in the
loft to lIecr the dubbil duk bill and COM
binn tladjolute that l newer trlde 3efO
in publik. Thar was DR.. Dannil Lam
GUN. Mr.. Critcners, Mr.. Trot, Alr. Don
Petils, Maidir Gray Lathen. Mr.. Fos-
tur, and q rigry, edd.turs, Mr.. Ellick
Migdonnil, also edditur, Mr.. Fuggisin
and Dir. Morris--in wird. all the mtl-
sikle tallunt NV the sitty. Mr.. Charls
Miners he cum in arfterwuds, and the
thing biggun, .a
i PLAYS her with winch, two kog
wheels and ar pump; and when she
give her fust note in SIX sharps ann
zed nachural, it mighty nigh took the
topp ov the hous of, and everyboddy
pitched the toothpik in thar eers and
beggd me to stop for goodness saik.
81 Mr. Fuggusin sedl were ellygnt; he
wantid it tOr the Agricultural Farr; 1t
would draw bout seven miel i'll bee
line. pa
DR.. Langun sed ef would play her
in the dark may be she wooden SCUM so
loud and the Orjunce might stan IL.
MIR. Criteners sejestid that il would
be we'll to play it frum town to three
towns ard a haf in advance or In the
rare ov tile leckchur.
Mr.. Forster sed he knowd nrthin in
the Italy orkester quite eakwal to her,
and MIR. Grigry 0iiert to rite operer
for her on the spott. #
MIR. Trot sed it beet his item, and all
it needid was a good cleenin, name
spring and crishtul. DIR. Morris was
shore it. wood cure perallsiss w the
horss koxsyiis, whatuver that is; ahd
Mr.. Don Pctus hoaped wooden play
her emmy mo that mite, for feer NV dis
turv:ng the ole man. Mr.. Migdonnil, a
good man, promIst to maik tavebul
not;s ilyt;;ss, which cheered me heep,
till Maidjir Lathin remarkt that it
soundid 10 him like a sirich OWL with
the hoopin coff. and letf'the rune which
it were the mos sensu5il thing he uver
done. Mr.. Miners bein perlite, did
nuthin. Jeems b. weept in dispar, and
then and thar we cum mighty neer CIV
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