Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-08-06
NEWS AND PERs0NAL.
Diving-beles-Lady Bathers
An ilInsion-Tha 1ridnI vail

j. NEWS AND personal
! Diving-beues-Lady bathers.
: An nIusion-The bridal veil.
The woman question-Is he rich3
ATatrimony is now called ' commit
J ting twoicide."
The oldest lunatio on record-Time
+ out of mind.
How to g turn peoples heads''-Go
late to church.
Mrs. Helmbold is the buchufullest
belle at Long Branch.
Henry J. Raymond left property
worth S45O,OOO.
JEFF. Davis is to be homesteaded BY
the Kentucky BOurbons.
Drunkenness is an egg from which
all vices may be Matched.
} An fnfallibIe cure for boiI-Two
I pounds Of ice to gallon of hot water.
(" Jack, your wife is not so pensive as
she used to be-" No she's ex-pen-
sive."
Motto for a rejected suitor-EIe wooed,
and she wouldn't. He cooed5 but she
/ couldn't.
It is denied that the little Mutt has
become attached, as one flesh, to Min
ME Warren.
Why is Echo always of the feminine
gender2 Perhaps because she always
has the last word.
"It's a great comfort to be left
alone. " said an Irish lover, " especially
when yer sweetheart is wild ye."
/ Mr.. Virgins being asked il he liked
tcodfsh-balls, hesitatingly replied
swell, really, don't recollec6 ever
having attended one"
Henry Ward Beecher says that if we
want to manage men we must do as
bee-keepers do when they want TO
manage bees, wash our hands in sugar
aud water.
Never wait for thing to turn up.
/ Go and turn it up yourself 1T takes
/ less time, and is sure to be done.
Chief Justice Chase and Attorney
| General Hoar are claimed as advocates
/ Of woman suffrage.
Do your call this a trunk % growl-
/ ed detected porter. '' it only needs
/ llightning-rOd to be mistaken for a
/ boarding.
i Old vanderbilt, it is said, is about 90
put railroad stock in young wife. She
is seventeen and he seventy-hve.
Every young couple who desire to
/ make good start in life, must keep
two bears in the house and feed them
well-bear and fOrbear.
When is a young mans arm like the
Gospels When it maketh glad the
waist places.
Why is a one-do1lar Rreenback bet
ter than silver dollar When you
fold it you double It, and when you
open it you find 1t increases.
The Rev. Miss Olympia Brown. of
| Massachusetts,, has accepted a call from
the Universalist church, at Bridgeport,
Connecticut and enters upon her
duties next month.
Tom asked an old "ten per cent?
what he wanted to accumulate so much
money for. Says he, You can't take
| it with you when you die, and IF you
could it would melt.'
A woman in New Orleans was arrest
1 ed for throwing a pail of boiling water
1 over man. Her defense was that she
mistook him for her husband.
The New York Evening Post calls
/ for the severe punishment of the Wall
street usurers now on trial, Ga order 90
secure the repeal Of our obsard Uaury
/ laws"
| White Pine papers chronicle a q good
/ joke on the grasshOppers, % which have
| come in millions TO that barren spot,
! leaving the wheat fields Of California
/ tO.ripen gloriously.
From 1865 to 1867 inclusive, 4,6a1 soI-
l diers in the British army were branded
with the letter d for desertions lizlO
! hogged
1t is true that all who drink intoEi-
eating liquors do not become common
drunkards; and it is equally true that
all who go into the battlefield do not
get killed, but they are az 90 great dam
ger.
An Engishman was boGatlnU uf the
great rate az which the cars run in Enc
gland. "Why, said ne, Sin my count
ry theyrun seventy-fve miles an hour
I ''EheB do ehP" said Yankee who had
been listening quietly 'tIheV couldn't
run long at that rate, or they'd rnn of
the deuced little island"
Death, in almost any form, can be-
faced; but knowing, as many OF us do,
what is human life, who OF uu could. H
foTseetng the whole routine OF his 3ifa,
taco the hour Of his birthf
Duxbury, where the French cabl8w-ns
landed, was the home OF John Alden.
is situated in Plymouth county, Mass,
not far from Plymouth Rock, and nd-
joining Marshdeld, which contains the
home and tomb Of Daniel Webster.
Al AsHAAAH AtAAfa ftAsNfNa AaAMN #tlAN aasa UNaH
got out ofthe traces says ne is becoming
quite well acquainted with his family.
He discovered TO bis surprise that hir
daughter could wash the dishes, cook
2 meal and play the piano. He never
bad time TO learn these facts before.
Il is stated as one Of the effects Of the
construction OF the Suez Canal that in
the adjacent deserts, where a crop OF
rain was never known 60 iall, showers
are now not unfrequent and heavy fOrH
r,rsvaii. These climatic changes are
attribute 90 the number OF trees plant
ed along the canal, end the ahruhbery
In the villages which have sprung up 80
every station along the great water
course.
It is no longer a secret OF the chem
lists laboratory that the clear Golden
sUlphuric acid; that delicious wines aud
brRndies can bo made from bast-roOts
that barrel OF peanuts can be trans
formed into excellent coffee; that lard
can ABSORB an enormous quantity oi
water In certain conditions that in fact
there seems no limit 90 tho adultera-
tions that an INTEL gent and dishonest
chemist can practice upon his fellow
men.
when Napoleon T. escaped nom Elba
She M0nitcitr, chen edited py Louis
XVIII. thus Oh rouiCleu tne progress OF
NauftIoOu --Aila alAAAA % -liNfi t ~ L'.-
asosned-tho oCorsican OEren has
lwnded-the "tgern De- CominE-fhe
,smonster'' hes slept &C Genohls--tho
sttvrnnt" has arrived nc LyouE--tho
s4,;svrper has been saan ln the rmvirun1
- psrie-ts Rome ,sv,aviaif. advances to-
ward, hut VIII never enter, tho eAfit~t
Napoleon" Wtll be under our f
parts to-morrovF-th emperor
arrived nt Fonrsin hlenn --en1 ls5
ssbis Imperial Majesty antlfS1
n, ,ilariee On March 2lst, ilu taa MIDST