The weekly standard., 1869-11-03

@eekls Sta#s.ta
Olislal Organ Of the United States.
Ofisial Organ Of North Carolina.
II. L. PIKE, Editor,
s~oRleVs
= : )
sA sss w.,
). <sl SassE%,
S1T
Wednesday, Nov. 3, 1863.
Andy johnson is now more like Moses than
ever before. He can't get to the promised
land.
Santa Fe has three-eared dog.-Es.
Our adevil" thinks Fisk ought to get
him for the Esr'y Railroad
A Cincinnatian has invented q piano
which is played by the feet-ESehdnge.
That's what we call sol1-stirring music.
Il Is rumored that Charles Sumner is to
write letter to the N. Y. Ledger denying
any completely with the recent earthquake.
Over million pounds Of wool were sold
in Boston last week.-Erchangs.
That's big lie, and we decline to have
the wool pulled over our eyes to that extent.
Now Andrew johnson is beaten for the
United States Senate we expect that the
next Greenyille election for aldermen will be
hotly contested.
AT. Stewards income is at the rate of
six dollars per MISUNDERSTANDING.
Ours is as much, only it don't come so
often. We get six dollars gear.
A singular mixture of trades and mate
rials took place in Tennessee last week. A
Cooper cooked the goose of a tailor, and
thereby made the tailor goose.
The Utica Herald says: aThe State is
Ours.n Satan once claimed all the king
doms of the earth.-A5any Argus.
Yes, and he's got heavy mortgage on
New York, now.
What duck of man that Drake must
be.-Gresns6oro' Gazette.
We thought so! When he undertook to
doctor our fount, we though he was a quacE
doctor.
The Wilmington Jounal announces the
death of Mr. W. T. Anderson, of that
place, but formerly of Fayetteville. At the
time of his death he was register of deeds
for New Hanover county.
Beauregard is booked for masrimony in
New Orleans-Esehange.
Pshaw nothing but courtesy; some lady
wished to present to him her little beau
regards.
Pomeroy is q stubborn sprout, vigorous
"young hickory" filed with genuine Demo-
cratic sap-Dsmocratic paper.
Yes, it Is well known that be is full of
sap-in fact, he's regular sap head.
Mrs. Porter, the new postmistress at
Louisville, is going to discharge all the
male clerks, and put females in their places.
-Esehange.
Inwhich case she should be careful to see
. that the mails are securely fastened.
Doctress Mary Walker wants law passed
compelling men to marry before they reach
the age Of forty.-AEany argus.
We hope she isn't after US. If so, we are
willing to do almost anything in the COM
promise line to escape such fate.
A young man from Ohio has succeeded in
making canoe trip from end of Lake Su-
perior to the other.-Ezchangc
Very good, indeed. If the young man
keeps on practicing, bye-and-bye he'll be
able to paddle himself out of this world in
to the next
The Enquirer would do the people great
service and aid its friends by studying one
Of its favored proyerbs-"Speech is silver,
but silence is golden" for it rarely opens its
mouth now but it puts its foot in it.-Rich-
mond Journal
Puts its foot in it What mouth it must
have!
Brigham Young now has 6S children.
The roll is called every morning at break
-Ezshange.
Then, judging from the fact that Brig
ham is very much of a parent, it is not too
much to suppose that he very often has fresh
rolls for breakfast.
Pike, do don't publish any more "belig-
erent correspondence like that disgusting
column of Smiths and Conner's. To be
sure 1t was an advertisement, but oh -
RatheJord Vindicator.
We take all the decent advertisements of.
fered. We will, however, refer the Nndica-
tor to the gentlemen interested.
The editor of the Raleigh On. c. STAN
DARD tells about gentleman in that neigh.
borhood who raises the largest hogs in the
State. We dislike to see editors intrude
their family affairs on to the notice of inno-
cent readers.-M ?. Democrat,
Not our affairs at all. We only wanted
- IL