Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-05-15
SHEPHERDSTOWN JEFFERSON COUNTY WEST VIRGINIA. SATURDAY
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

1t will make more cures and III less time
than any remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
Ii cures chronic and j. f1ammatory rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of d plheria, in lis most ma
lisnant forms, in one dny-we will warrant 1t
IN any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick OF Nefvous Headache in 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Tooihache IN one minute. II
cur pl ursy ard Pneumonia, eliectually, in
"a hours and frequently in half the time. II
cures Asthma and Broncf itus when all other
remedies fail. Ii cures Dyspepsia, Palpitatlon
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time aud more permanently than any
O. her remeCy in the world. Ii has been used
successfully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two tcaspoonsful will eiicctuaIly cure any
case of Diarrhoea or DysCntery. II cures oTd-
nary Coughs and Coles in one nghI-never
iullS. 1t cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome AMI
most painful ol all diseases permanently and
eilectually in IwO or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it nevOr
fails 10 effect cnre in four or five application.
some Of Il cse were Of 20 aud - years stands
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns. Scalds, Spr3ns, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds ii is Tie best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections. no matter Of how long
duration, and Is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
Is fully satisfied that i will cure any case
Scro!ula, though he has never had an opporunl-
7 tv'of testing il, sa'e in c case, child years
Old, which had been SoIely afflicted for 3 years.
Four bottles were used internally and externally
/ and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Nor, US have been treated success Iy
I In every case almost instantaneous relIet was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such rs
Coiic, Cramps, &c, which we think 1t is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. ln conclu.
sion We wish it distinctly understood iha! ~e
have RETAINED from saying or fccomn ending
this celebrated AnOdyEe Elixir tor any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions We
MAKE.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam.
! iy medicine ever presented 10 the people and
that no family Will be without ii as soon as lis
virtues are known.
n. b. - No FersOn must expect one bottle TO
cure a case of Rheumatism CT Spinal Affection
of years slandng-IhOugh III many cases one
bottle will make an eileclua cure-but continue
the use of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
(U- Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manentIy, by lhls Invaluable remedy, two or
more OF whi"h viii appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Stanton Niudicaor
rT Try One Bottle Of the Great American
( Discovery of 1868.
/ Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Tcwns IN the United States to sell This celehra-
: led ArUdyne Elixir Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72I, S,auHton, Va.
January 2, 1859. On
G5@ For sale BY Henry Billings, Shcp'
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