Litchfield enquirer., 1869-03-11
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 Cuchares. the Havana bull fighter, left fortune of $300, 900.
 The mud of Paris is sold for $15o, 900 every year. s
 It must be happy thought to lover that his blood and that of his sweetheart mingle in the same Mosqnito. {
 Can any civil engineer inform us how it is that the mouths of rivers are larger than their heads?
 To do the thing properly in New York, at wedding. the bride must have eight bridesmaids and hundred dollar poodle besides the one she marries.
 It is now thought by many republicans that General Grant will turn out the worst President we have ever had--meaning An- drew Johnson.
 A man once went to an eccentric lawyer to be qualified for some petty office. The lawyer said to him, "Hold up your hand. I'll swear you but all creation couldn't qualify you" ,"
 We rather like the proposition to make Alaska penal colony. Let's divide up the New York roughs between Alaska and Patagonia, so that they can continue to make their influence felt at the poles.
 President Johnson says he has made s'the great bulwark of liberty his constant guide" As bulwark-ist he has few equals. His entire administration has been bull-work.
 President Johnson says he has :" striyen to walk in the ways of peace." Perhaps he has, but he got his legs tangled on the start, and never has quite got over it.
 The New Haven Register says the Demo- on their dignity" If they do, they'll be up to their ears Tn mud. '~
 The Wisconsin Senate decided, last week, to indefinitely postpone the proposi- tion to submit to the people, in 1870 the question of extending suffrage to women.
 Burglaries have be en numerous in Vest port the past week, no less than six having been perpetrated in one night. The thieves first entered the house of G. s. Adams by means of false keys, ransacked all the rooms on the first floor, and on leaving, took Mir. A dams pants from near his pill low, which were found the next morning on the door steps with their pockets rified. They next went to MT. Burwell's house, entering by means of pincers applied to the door-key, rifed his trousers pockets, rummaged the contents of overcoats and bureau drawers, broke spoons to pieces to see if they were silver, and condemned those that were plated, turned up bedquilts and ~n1 &~S,~ 1rc knh >R 4 1~~s operations, about $48 in cash, and cloth ing valued at $40, and leaving the front door wide open when they departed. Three residences of B. w. Naples, F. w. Jessup, and W. B. Wright, the plunder secured being only box of matches, some coffee, sweetmeats, bottles of Rhein wine and champagne. z.4.1. ... .sa., -
 A facetious gentleman of Williamsburg, Mass, dining upon tough fowl in a Bos- ton hotel, asked the landlady where the fowl came from. She replied that it came from Williamsburg. "Impossible," ex- claimed the gentleman, s'for the town has not been incorporated over forty years. !"
 The following conversation is reported between two irreyerent little boys in the streets of Portland, Me. :-" Johnny, do you see that game.looking old cock going along there ?" "You bet-who is he ? That's Pitt Fsssenden." "Who is he ?'' "He's the man that kept 'em from hang ing the President Ben Butler and his fel- lers were going to string up Andy Johnson right in the Capitol, when Fessenden pull ed out big butcher knife and swore they shouldn't do it unless they walked through him. So they quit" za} s.'.'.a'i D
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