The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-05-10
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Ladies' Column.
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Mrs. Steve Is tt stast d girls' sgfisutta:
raj school Ill Aiken, South Carolina. '"'
The great rage aiuory the HJmsn oi
Washington Is suff:rage: :.
The Queen. Of Holland recently at
to nptcd tn commit suicide on account Of
domestic troubles.
A Texas youth has come. near marry
ius his h"ther: lie is now the husband
Ills fathers divorced Wife. '''sF1H
I.ev.; the too,l,achc, a cough, and
Y yht ''ao,s, nrs ,hihgs ,hst catuu! long
20 kept secret. ~ '',''a'fg4 eal 'elot
At, Experienced I'D gentleman sssys
Tia, MI tha. is Necessary for tbs enjoy
smcnt Jrlbee tit saiisages is confidence. e.''
1'to report that Bishop D Odenheimtf; of
New Jersey, has refused to confirm ladles
wearing false hair au.horidtelj debied.
Jenny Lind has taken up her residence
ID Hamburg. Her daughter, now but
twelve years old, promises ID become as
great a singer as her mother 2v,2n
.Ann unpleasant fellow; in sah ffaheisss
took d revenge Of jealousy BY biting Of
| a womau'sliP, and what is worse, carry:
ing off the piecs. b f3oa,V sIii 10.
IA fehd in hunrHt, shape, 4 .sereting vi.
venom iuiha Wcetern. papcri says that
Olive Lusrh's rountenaneel beams with
intelligence aud two warts"
f. IA Berlin dispatch mentions The preba:
bio marriage Of Mrs. lincoln and Grauch
chamberlain Of the Grand Duke Of b.:
den. "
d A very. eulogistis obituary ofs lady
says:-"she was married twenty ifsdf
years, and liFiHg ~ thai time never
once banged the door" ''.'qs'sla7'F9
:, l,eecher says that it a mai, dyes his
lair It is his own business, and that il bis
wifo wishes hin to dye it heought to:
IT'S sxset for oue's wiic to dye! giilr9
d .sfera!s caltSr out West docs sictap.
prove If the poem Of ''Hhoch Arden"
She thinks it has encouraged hundreds Of
dead l,usbards 10 rstarh AID annu1 thsif
families. .lf, IT'LL, .,, m ! t.tt,
lfeycr Tho inner history II old maids ii
written. It will BE- seen that ',,hrs msnys
flower has bloonled, brea.hed and passed
away without tribute or!!apprssiatiss.
Men often fail to nee the best toibtstH
women like babies; thej-thse men,
arc .ickled Will 4 straw .and snsp. At lhs>
cycthmoncst bats, while tie ltfdtioAt Ii:
'Jits 60 untastcd.! .!i'i"'. ''- '-'s7 " ~ !
A short time sircc; as General Bullet
vas riding in tho Penn.yl4snia A,eutd
car., a l.dy 1to Vas leaving the eariei
niaststd IS sic passed tinsG"L Look out ri
your .poous." Tie General promptly
| followed her, and ascertainede that 'she
was was employed in the Treasury depart:
rmnccnnt. SHE has now obtaihed i psrn,a:
| hent leave cf absence;; ind the GcnefSt
has lad tcti place filed Ly a niggsr
|wc.th: ~ ~, S.. ~ - w. = ~ =,
lTooMpeu ios 1llR,--A good story i
related Of o pruhsh old lady who abpked
alta certain fashionable hSo;6grnph gal:
Ilery in Il neighboring city to have her tits
mIe taken. AS old maids are generally
ofa very inquisitiye nature, always tpo-
king around where. they have no busins.s;
she accidentally looked into The macl,ine,
and to her horror, discovered thas objects
are reace,cd ihssrtcdi of. IL sRc express
I'd it, .'upside down" Shc percmftotily
refused to sit any more; and sajdsting
her bonnet.riJbons, remarked that that
sarrc Was played out. She wasn't g.
ing 70 be stuck Spi that manner; ii shs
never y 20, a Picture = shd Win s*iak 81
her .tii,crS xliiclf Eoifd haze done
creli. to New York Btosdvay fashion.
able, she sailed FROM tic roomiwith an
air Of insulted dignity blos aysH
JSYErToMs or OLp-M GfDlsiiyysa.-
When woman begins to trink bst ,t6t
without sugur--.l'ats = symltnn.
! When won,nh begins to iead love ito
Pies ,.bel.=,ha,'s Ii sympttm. 'p@sHi
When &Vnnu1 gives sigh on hear.
ing Of urddihg=Ethat's 4 symptom. 4
4 When .won,an bcgits 70 say she's,re-
fused many d, olIer-that's symptom.
Wien woman begins TO Jay Whist
dresdful bet Of creatures men are, and
tbat she wouldn't be bothered with ohs
!; Of then, for all the World-ths.'s isyhp.
tom. s4itjrisss YsD.Jf,55., II e,i,s
| wien woman begins to haze q lifts
dog tiottipg after Hsr-thas . a'.ynp;
tom.
j e'hefa woman begins to Lave aeat at
her elbow at meal times, and gives II,
swsctened nilk-thafs symptom
When woman begins to put her fin.
gers before her month whsn talking .o
any DIV, for fear that they should sss
that shes losing her teeth that's symp-
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