The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1869-05-07
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How does horse regard mani AZ ne source
OF all his whoAs. H-... r..-
Is naughty culture eommendable In farmers
dsughtersf
Which Is the most 70 be pitied-a pensNe lady
or an expensive onef
1--we were 10 .sive the devil his due" what
would become cf usr
Why Is pretty girls foot like the letter " Be
cause Il 10 Tho end Of beauty.
A bucolic Journal says that "o'e Bun brcathed
transcendent inspiration non his divine instru'
ment- Queer expression Tor mans nose.
A highly intelligent reporter, the other day, IN
writing mp q funeral. sAid: The people r~ssed
In review before Tho eorpsei'
.'rhe child Is father 10 the man." les, but
whyp Because OF course as rs he Is born
he becomes apparent.
man seeing two crows Tying side BY side, es'
claimed-.rhat Is democratic. Ifsnything In The
world pains me II Is TO see ono crow over an
other"
Alta school examination young tyro In deciA-
nation, who had been told by the teacher that he
must gcsticuiaie scccrding 10 the sense, In CON-
mencing a piece with, "rhe comet ms iss nery
tal- lined his coat tail TO horizontal position,
causing roars Of laughter.
A Minnesota postmaster, who wished to retain
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n,,1n 800 y. h.,, no. o,,,o.s., M. John.
nan. ..,,,,,S, . ,.n,,,.,. .So. 60 and wan,
yo, n understand that can change nv politics
a. fat a. Won. and when 7 cant keen mn. IN re-
sign"
An i,lncynnt ,uark doctor IN Texas was applied
An "inornns quacA aoo'o' in ioA~s Wa -
10 ny one OF Coionei hays nngcrs 70 ekuao' ''o
iron point OF an Indian arrow head nom his head
where IL had been lodged for some time. VI can
not 'stract this, stranger sat the DOCTOR De
kase TO do 80 would 60 nigh KILN you; but tell
you what can do; can give you pill that VIII
melt IL In your head"
Theology 10 q strong point with Louisiana freed
men. This conversation was recently overheard
al tell. You de good man !. ebry whar-He sees
ebryting. lie males de srass grow-soliy, lie
can make anything growi" "what DAFT He make
de grass grow YOU say f-why don't he make eb-
ryting grow - .IIe dor "Got you darei DO
lie make de bricks growp why don't lie make
de rocks get up and SPREAD" This was evident.
IA n cllncher The dusty expounder of orthodoxy
coul,lnt come IN time. He scratched nj. head A
moment. and replied: aspect lie don't want 20.
lie got .omethin else 10 do sides rendin 10 sich
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