The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1869-12-29
NUMBER H29
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Patience-Faith waiting for a asnibbleso
A race of sculptor4s- the Ghip2a-waSs.s
AsuperiOr cOrn-extraetor-The crow,
Not miss-A rich, handsome widow.
st. Louis has now a college ofphyaiciaas.
The greatest bet ever madeAFhe alpha
bet. 2 s-f g7
2 Georgia likes its swiss laborers exceed
lngly.a E arct7 L.i irs-.
Suitable food for estranged Iovers-o0ld
meat f-7-i .fa
Current Etorature-Books in the run
mng brooks aa3 ..-a
Yelocipedes are only two dollars a piece
In Indiana tii '!--o- - -
Married ladies at forty dOn'tlook well in
l|irlish. .n. nats. =. G.yoy ~
The-days of roast turkey and kindred
eVlls are here. sI 9. .-s- l
Bismark will not allow his tenants to
work on Sunday. ....-.
+. What sea would make q good sleeping
room? A dry attic. -(Adriatic,l 80
Cuba-"The land of the flea and the
home ofthe slave. ..r--,,
When maiden gets married she ends
miss spent life. -5t..- 49,,
''The Prince ofDarkness, is Mrs. South
worth's last novel.
What kind of ofsweetmeats did they have
in the ark? Preserved pairs. ~.
Wheat is worth Just one dollar less per
bushel than it was this time last year;
How nice it would be if bonnets were
fash ionable little longer. .s,srs
Ten million slate pencils are used in the
ohiteo otates every year. . ira sal
Unlettered men are not always the most
ignorant. nor learnedmen always wise.
| BABIES are the coupons attached to the
bonds Of matrimony. The interest Is due
at random.
| A piece of work no printer ever vet
turned up his nose at-The proof of the
pudding - '..i 2fi % -ssfasAz Cd;
The hog may not be thoroughly posted
in arithmetic, but when you come to a
square root ne is there-the hog is. is1.oo
1t is said the reason why Uncle Sam
tdont recognize Cuba is because he don't
remember Ofever being intreducedto her
Don't trouble yourself to- stretch-your
mouth any wider" said a dentist to his
patient II intend to stand outside to
draw your tooth. |" - -.
Minnesota, is Republican, as the good
humored Teuton said INIT q d-n ute
squeeze. The Democrats gained largely,
and gave good earnest Of future suecess.f
A mother in Sioux City who inhabits
mud cabin, refuses her daughter piano,
because such things are getting to be alto
gether TOO common ~ cd saosz-. se5.lI
Napoleon and Humboldt were both
frebrands," says Louis Blanc. Zone diff
fused light, and the other burned thrones.r
One should be- wary Of contracting
friendship with surgeon. When YOU
most require his friendly services he win
probably CIT yoo.y e G. llEeH 1is-.s3
A cOnscript being tOla 'thateit was sweet
to die for. his country sxensed himself on
the groand that he never did like sweet
things. 80 -
a Kansas paper sneering at the stupid-
ity Of eotemporary says: "The best thing
he got off tins week is dirty shirt" -.
II When an in-natured fellow was trying
70 PICK quarreI Win peaceaDle man.
the latter said, II neVerh had q fuss except
with one man: haa aRas sbu1ied at four
o'clock; it is now halfzPast three P8o "a
:. 1t is a curious fact, that, although the
f rain keeps thousands away. from church on
Sunday, it does not deter single man
J from attending to his business on week
!, days.
An Irish gentleman having a small pic
ture room, several peasons desired TO see
it at the same time. Faith, gentlemen,
if you all go III, it will not hold half Of
you" r.-- ....S fs-- e..,.q
A lady was recommending to gentle
! man medicine for the gout II know
many who praise it to the skies, she said.
=. ''No doubt, madam, he replied, for it has
sent many to the skies to praise it, p D II
Miss - was of a large party, when h
gentleman of the name of Homer sudden
" withdrew himself from the company
"Homer's odd, I-see," said one Of the
I company Upon which Miss - replied:
"Homer's i'll, 1-add.' -
at viii consent to all you desire" said
, q facetious lady to her lover, '-on eondi-
t ton that you give what you have not,
: what you sVeE-Oan-haEey-aad yet what
: you can give me- What did she ask for2
3 A husband. 1f f.-.-..,
: There is person employed on q certain
railway who brags of having q watch that
! keeps correct time He was heard to re-
: mark, few mornings since, upon pulling
out his watch, ''If the sun amt over the
/, hill in minute and halfhe will be late"