The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1869-08-06
PONIES.
Chicago has %. 600 oafcrs.
Chicago hos = Swiss Mayor.

-flttSDurS wants . oUO acre IEaE3.
jeff Davis il to summer in Canada
Sisters Of Charity-Faith and Hope.
In Texas butter is 10 cents pound.
"A stern ncccssity-thc ships rudder.
"A thorough wasl, l,woman-Sal Soda.
1T requires 20,740 stitches to make q
shirt
A fine woman may be said to XL At
forty.
Mrs Ramsay Is the most beautiful Sens-
torcss.
Scottish clcrcymen arc cultiya,in: mus-
tachcs.
Jenny Lind is to sing in England this
month.
Speak little, speak truth, spend little,
pay cash.
The canal everybody travels on-the
alimcntary.
-Colfax and wife weigh 15s pounds each
at present.
To cure felon-suspend by the neck
about IN hour.
Memphis ships five hundred barrels of
fruit North every day
Mrs Hembold is said to bc the champion
lrcssist at Long Branch.
The free lovers will shortly hold con.
vcn,"n at Indianapolis.
What relation is the door mat to .
scrapcr? A stcp-fn(r)thcr.
General Grant has been done in wood
for New York tobacconist
Some say it is hard to tell whether Dent
is simply Dent or President.
Iowa Democrats are hunting candidate
for Governor who will accept.
-Euyenic did not learn to read and write
until she was twelve years old.
--Euyenic will camp in blue and white
silk tent nt the Suez canal opening.
"A preparation to take the kinks out of
negroes hair is advertised in the South.
Another fall of rock ut niagara has
made the . Horse shoe" almost triangle.
The abolition of trowsers ~ al article
of male attire is being agitated in England.
Minnesota is going crazy over soft m:i-
plies. Every farmer in the State is planting
them.
The New York papers speak of the
failure to run over . man IS street car ac
cidcnt.
The Court dress of Paraguay is red satin.
The ladies wear enormous gold combs, and
ditto bare feet
-'' There is no accounting for taste" We
chew tobacco. the Hindoos lime, and the
Patagonians guano.
A Massachusetts, farmer claims to have
kind of potato Just fifteen minutes ear
licr than the early Rose"
-B. +. Butler is President Of cartridge
making company at Lowell, Massachusetts,
which makes 60, 600 cartridges per day.
lumbcr distance Of three miles, tearing the
boards to pieces AS they flew through the air.
-Sa!!ic B. Banks, . Yankee school ma am
of Amcricus. Georgia, has been appointed
Deputy Collector Of Internal Revenue there.
The greatest depth Of the Atlantic ocean
between Europe and this country. is about
1900 feet or somewhat more than three
miles.
-" Prisoner, you are charged with habit
ual drunkenness. What defense have you
to make ?" - None, your honor, but habitu.l
thirst"
The chief of the Cherokccs is \ Prcsby-
terian preacher; he of the Choctaws Bap.
tist preacher, and he of the Greeks Metlo-
dist preacher.
AT Boston baby show. Mrs. Conghlin,
Of Brookiicld. took tire prize on triplcts. for
her three daughters, Faith, Hope and Char
ity Coughlin.
Among the costly new residences now
building in the city Of New York, are those
of Peter LoriI'ard, .o0o, 600, and cx-Mayor
Opdykc. s1e5, 900.
"A Miss Burns was married recently at
Nashville, Tennessee, to a Mr.. Q. F. Fare
we'll The last words of Miss Burns to her
friends were: II am O. F.-Farcwell."
A swarm of bees settled on the front of
a locomotive on Vermont railroad few
days ago, and the engineer. not daring to
disturb them, they got free ride into Can
ada.
The editor of the Waterbury Telegraph
telcgraphcd to Colonel A. II. Fem, At Ply.
mouth: "Scnd US full particulars of the
food" Fem replied: - You'll find them in
Genesis"
The latest new State scheme is to sepa-
rate the two western tiers Of counties from
Arkansas, join them to the Indian Territory
and form new State with tho capital at
Fort Smith.
The New York Tribune contains the
following advertisement: ''Fceling \ sense
Of outlines, I request all well-disposetl
persons to pray I" God for me. Prank.
Newspapers p'ease copy"
The following persons srs candidates
for United States Senator in New Hamp.
shire: Aaron A. Cngin, of Lebanon, the
present incumbent; John p. Hale. of Dover;
George G. Fogg, of Concord; Ex-Goyeno,
Frederick 6myth, Of Manchester; Mason
w. Tappan, Of Bradford; Gilman Marston,
Of Exeter; Edward Fl. Rollins. Of Concord
Aaron +. Stevens, OF Nashua; William E.
Chandler, of Concord, and Austin +. Pike,
Of Franklin.
An aged Philadelphia lady, whose fail.