Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-17
MIsgELLANEOUs ITEMS.
ieTar Coming sfan''--Alwaitst.a q

aTHE Coming kfans--A waitef.d q s.
PEOPLE who let the grass grow under
their fcet-aeronauts s.s.,,t sd
The Washington Life Is governed by
the laws Of New York.
Why Is a man searching for the philoso-
piers stone like Neptune 9--Becanse he
is seeking (aisca kins) what ncser~ex.
listed. g -
wHERE there is no Christian Sabbath
there is no christian morality} and with
out this free institutions cannot long be
sustained.---1r Justice Mclean. :
A DRPNrTIoN OF PRfbR.--" What is
pride, my dearP" Walking with-a cane,
when you alnt. lame,p sad the little four
yeartold to-Whom the query was pro.
pounded. -.
A CURIOUS Typographical error recently
appeared in-a-daily paper. In giving an
account OF an Inquest II was stated, THE
deceased bore an accidental character and
the Jury returned a verdict of excellent
death" - - = !.
ANEW YoRk pugilist, who does mot
take much Interest In the newspapers,
hearing some talk about the Cardiff Giant,
roarcd out that they might fetch him on,
and he'd fight him for Z ,00O. -
AsPANIARD In the first pages of his
English grammar, desiring one evening at
table to be helped 10 some boiled tongue,
said "Iwilithank you, Miss, to pass me
the language" \.
TIRE Utica Herdldaolda a large number
OF readers by chronicling the arrest Of a
mysterious, prisoner who refused to speak.
Visitors to the, station house discovered q
tobacconists indian under blanket in
his cell. .
A LATE visitor to Chicago writes to his
homo Newspaper: ~ went to hear DIR.
Hatfield preach and pray yesterday amer
noon. He prayed that the Lord would
remove from Chicago all intemperance,
Sabbath breaking, iicentiousnees, fraud,
profanity, cheating, and evory form OF
vice, and then did not hear the next few
sentences, bccause | was thinking what
would be lefl- in Chicago" u a.
THE other afternoon, In Buffalo, an. ex-
cited individual with well known carpet
! bag In one hand annmbrella in the other,
and a shawl hanging over his arm, accost-
ed one of the street ganins at the corner
of Main and -Exchange withthoq question
i"Say, bubt which's the Quickest way foI
me TO get to the Erie railroad depot z
Run !" was the lseonic response. 5
AN English paper announces the death
of the Vice.President of the Equitable Life
Insurance. Company of London, MIR
Ralph Price, himself o remarkable in
stance of the benefits of Life Assurance
His own policy, originally effected for G5,
600 1895, ,0O0), at his death amounted t.
G25,OOO, (say $125,0O09 Similar results
are being attained by the Washington
Life. -.
Coop ENOUGH FOR THE PRIcE.-Ther,
was one occasion when Mr.. Forrest re
ceived from one of the supernumeries of I
theatre an answer which seemed to satisfy
him. 1t was the mans duty to say simply
"The enemy Is upon u.s. which he uttered
at rehearsal In poor, whining way. "Can'
you say it better than that ?" said Forrest
"Repeat II as / dol" and he gave tn
words with all the force and richness o
his magnificent voice. -"If could say i
like that, replied the man, 81 wouldn't b
working for three dollars week" j
that ali you getS" Yes. We'll, then
say 1t as you please"