Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-04-03
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

1t will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
1t cures chronic and fammatory Rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases Of ID plheria, in lis most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant 1t
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
Ii will cure the Toolhache in one minute. 1t
cur Pl urisy ard Pneumonia, effcciually, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the lime. II
cures Asthma and Bronctitus when Gil other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitatlon
Of the Heart Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases OF Paralysis One
or lwo teaspoonsful will ef1ectually cure any
case of Diarhoea or Dysentery. II cures ordi
nary Coughs and CooS in one nghi-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome AM
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
eifectually in two or three applications. IL has
never failed Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails 10 effect cure in four or five applications
some Of Il ese were of 20 and % years stand
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scads, SprsinS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is tie best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
tba, cures all cases Of that kind Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case o
Scroiula, though be has never had an opportuni-
ty,of testing it, save in ole case, child years
old, which had been soiely afflicted for years.
Feur bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Gases Of
CboleIa Mor,us have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous reiiei was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
Coiic, Cramps, &C., which We think 1t is no
necessary to mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recomm ending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared to prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam.
ily medicine ever presented TO the people ard
ths, no family will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. b. No person must expect one bottle to
cure case Of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years standing-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an ellectu al cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
eo- originel Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured. per-
manenly, by this Invaluable remedy, tao or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Staunton Vindicstor.
a. Try Que Bottle of the Grea, American
Discovery of 1853.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Tcwns IN the United States TO sell This celshra-
ted Anodyne Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton. Va.
January 2, 1869. 6n
IT, For sale by Henry Billings, SheP
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