Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1869-03-01
DOMESTIC JlR...TnE GREEN.
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VilsAs aaa saiAiag 4. . Maager.

There's sothins sensational In The fsllsw.
ing little unplsaeansssss. end there viii -
40 harm dsss provided - names ore called.
So " relate Il jsse % IL vas tsld u 20 by
% eye witness Of the whsls proceeding, for
the benefit Of those husbands Who are given
to grumbliog whom they have 70 wait .
little for their meals. We trust that our
married grsmblers will take warning and
hereafter preface oil their remarks wish"W.
p" which means "wiis permitting"
On Saturday evening the husband re-
turned to his home for supper and found
that the family and oil the boardsrs. I've
Or three Of whom we're ysuug ladies'. bad
been to supper, and thst the lady Of the
house wss in the young ladies' room discus
sing. - matter Of course, the latest fash-
ions, ETC., etc. There were rsthes cold
prospects for warm supper and be pro-
posed 10 ascertain Who ''bsssed'' the rancho,
(feolish man y % up to The rosm be went,
and propounded bis esnondrsm. He
received the intimasien that hs should b
around - time il hs vas hungry. That
want respectful u the lord sf The osnss,
and var Of words easued. Our here's .
matter Of course, came out second BEST and
got mad - March hare, and then tssk
the lady BY the arm. 70 enforce his demand
for suppsr,-his affections ceuldn't b
trifflsd with in such style. Reckless man
-rssh act j! Ne sooner bed hs tsken held
than something bit him in the face,
nearly shifting his nasal organ to The
other side Of his hssd. He tssk
one sad loek into . large mirror
and sesiss oil lie naaly beauty gone.
ssissd the mirror and brought il down on
the lady's hsad-ths substance and the i'm |
ags unitsd-shs was framed, but mot coa-
qusrsd. She seized the laop. and that, to.
came in contact with his devoted head. |
The fight vac short but decisive. The
yeung ladies' hurried II terror 70 . Neigh
bers. snd the lamp .strusk' husband hurried
after them. just . kssp the the sffais qsiss. |
He fsand the nsighbss's deer haired, ssd
% sought salsen "te bury grief in the /
flowing bowl" This action aroused The
jealousy Of the wife, whs rushed ffastically
to the neighbor's door and threatened to |
have the whole house arrested il they didn't |
send the runawsy husband out, or II they
let him In. Here vss fresh tsrrer for the
girls, who we're shivsring in the |
back rssm. Soon there came - rspp,ng |
As Of some policeman topping, lsudly tap
ping on the deer." Then = demand for the
young ladies'. They heard, and terror pes
sssssd their souls. Te bs arrested, and |
Dtiil 40 inncesnt! The disgrace; it vas tee
much So out Of the back window they
vent. asross the yard, into the stable, and
srouching in the mangsr, they spent -
very plsasant hour.
We viii net attempt to describe their
Isslinss. They we're at last fsusa By their
friends. sitter ell the nsighbsshssd had bsss
aroused. The supposed policeman wss
none ethsr than tive scquaintancss whs
had been 70 the house . sall, aad had bssn |
Told The circumstances, where they wsse.
and bed gene after them.
The missing husband wss also f6und,
Ind oil hands made up and promised not to
lell. Such is eur nrst peep behind the
scenes in family 6sht,-all true, bnt very
much like play.