The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-07-04
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The conscience ia sometimes called o MONITOR .
bat it is seldom iran-clads t3YhHa sTXEYI | tt
A. Motto for Fraudulent BanlIruptB-" The al
best way to succeed is to fall" 81
He who 10 couspiring against the peace Of Il
another, necessarily loses his own. y
The man who made note of passing events
could not get II discounted ut the bank. $50 il
DON'T take too much interest in the affairs Of T.
your neighbors. Six per cent will do.
You may gather q rich harvest of knowledge
by reading, but thought is the winnowing ma !
chine.
WHY is fashionable society like q warming !
pant Because it is highly polished, but very
hollow. a>ga
Forget Injuries and remember benefits. If
you grant favor, forget it; If you receive one,
remember it.. ~
Blacketniths it is said, forge and steal nearly
, every day, but we think that people speak iron
| ically of them.
| What's in name7 A Kentuckian by the
| name of Stamps has an income of only fifty
ive,dollars to show for it.
| A man saved from drowning night or two
| since in Boston, abused the man who rescued
him because he did not save his hat!
What is the difference between carriage
| wheel and a carriage horsef One goes better
| when it is tired-the other don't
age are the paper-makers. They transform the
becgars rags into sheets for editors to lie on.
The five great evils of life are said to be
standing collars, stovepipe hats, tight poots,
~~0~
least. ''.S''
! politician who recently returned from
Washing ton, in reply to q question as 10 where
he had been, replied, =" have been y aiter an
office, and got the refusal OF 1T"
A woman has been appointed examining
physician to life insurance company IN o..
Louis. She is expected to be especially expert
in detecting affections of the heart.
Jenny" said Scotch minister, stopping
from his pulpit, /" have We got pin about yer
! dyes. minister" "Then stick it into that
brute O. a man o yours by your side"
"I resort to wine to stimulate my Wits" =, SAID
9 n younp spendthrift to old one. An" re-
piled the veteran, " that is the way 1 began
but now have to resort to my wits TO geo my
wine." - ...,, .T e
u sFather. do people buy snuff p Eyes, my
J. cbild: WIN do YOU ask IN 'Well, then, why
: do people say they take itp Father (asidel..
: "Thank heaven there is likely to be one great
: genius in my family"
= = A sexton. being very familiar with physi-
n clan, was asked whether he had entered into
1t partnership with him. Not exactly" was inc
le reply, "bnt always carry the oo 'N "'AA
h, "See, here, Gripps, understand You have
a superior way of curing hams. / should like TO
IT learn it." "Wen, yes; know very Well now now
u, to cure them but the trouble with me JUST no"
d, is to find way to procure them.
OF We know of q beautiful girl who would
NJ prove q capital speculation for fortune hunter
be hair of gold, her teeth of pearl, her cheeks o
III rubiee, and her eyes of diamonds.
mr. "Man," says the anatomist,n changes en-
tiEely every seven years" Theretore, say ~
'st bill I contracted in 1862. 1 am not the sam
81 81 person. hence owe him nothing"
he A waggish schoolmaster, after logging
Ks pupil for fbbing addressed the Lad as toio%'
zen haven't whipped you for lying, ont necane
me you didn't keep probability in view"
,rt. gentleman entered frst-ciass car in Fran;
fra
for smoking COMPARTMENT +" i know it. new
en- go into one. You don't know how SICK 1t max
no me to breathe others smoke"
ms 1t is not an uncommon complaint against
e1- newspaper that it hasn't life enough But
the brother editor reports this odd objection ma
DOT DOT to his paper by gossip-iSvpg old LADY; =
lest .obiection to tit hasn't deaths enough"
and "Can,t you manage to give my son one OF 7
ith | prizes ut the exhibition ~ asked mother o.
! he ! teacher "No, madam, your son will stand
me ne chance he obstinately persists in idlenes
1icb ooh, but then" said the fond mamma, " II u
led is so, you can give him prize for perse'
hat ranceW
pre- The following was posted the door of
tary Ludlow Church, in Hertfordshire, some tt
the back: "This is to give notice that no person
nced to be buried in this churchyard but those
and ing in the parish. Those who wish to be bur
he, are desired to apply to me, Ephra1m Hr
mes parish clerk"
Ae- we like to hear people tell good stories vi
nder they about shs ate @ae bEs
joke seen honpinT about, with all their feath
ieral blown dtfv Eve have heard of gales at
tn n there IL reauired four men to hold the C
aver +oin;s ,ybiskers on
as / ~ 49, ~ ,.o,,.,,, ,,,ept i,,t
, Nitb- village shop to buy half pound of cand
'-'N Being told the price, she found 1T more u
She lad been used to, and asked the reas
emily The sbonmon said it was because of the W
;h as on which the old woman exclaimed, De
and no sir have they taken to fight by cant
u oo light"
zn no. Sticks differ. A yard-stick is very usefu
bast "a store; n stick on the stage is of no good
Tha Ewhatever; a stick in tumbler is sometime
40 10 sdanger OF making the sidewalk uneIveL
~ oo 6edsstrians: a stick of husband or wit
apt to be much longer than is desired; al
ccle- t;clfri of matter IS the commonest thing
,asuE- - raaT in nevspapers
On of 8 III D.;.4 - ,,.o .c1,od Il, Wash
ad of hard-sheiii Dap papViS e. h;s TT g God II
ass of ton lately anu !ooN iv' us 10 coonoan
star. man III MS ~" :StIo ,,nIIss+ ,-orl- of n