The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1869-10-01

MONTANA. FRI
Flakes
"A lawyer IL strongest when fee-blest.
-rhe child of the sea-Ths harbor buoy.
The harness of life-The traces of time.
-Epitaph on billiard player-Thc long
rest.
Fashionable gymnastics - Saratoga
Springs.
The best way to curb : gay bachelor
Bridal him.
"A piece of land 200 feet square will con.
tain IN acre.
ALI the Royal Marincs-not Capt jerks
regiment swim. -.
What soup would cannibals prefer! Tie
''broth Of boy"
-Boquet throwing is forbidden in the VI
emma opera house.
The shamrocks mostly worn In hats now.
a:days arc bricks.
-Chignons made of thread are sold In
Paris for fifteen cents.
MAN is like potato, never sure when he
will get Into hot water"
The negro head walters in New York no.
tells wear diamonds Great is hash.
"A Maryland convict has fallen heir to
$s9, 900, and can't get out to spend it.
1t Is proposed in France to lay tax
equal to ten dollars upon each velocipede
The distance in time now between
Omaha and New York is fifty hours! Quick
work. ~~
Mrs. A. B. c. D. f. N. O.. P. Q. r. 8.
T. Southworth doesn't cat opium. Who said
she did?
-Fifty young lslics would reach from
Deer Lodge to uelens-lf - Miss is as good
as mile"
-Dixon's Island, off the coast OF Maine,
will furnish the granite for the New York
Postofice.
jay Cookies Episcopal Church At Put.
in-Bay is known ss the Church of the Holy
Five Twcnties.
The Rothchilds have recently begun to
purchase U. s. Bonds, and will invest $780,
0oo, 900 therein.
The subscriptions in New York city for
Mrs. General Rawlins will probably amount
to over $4,000
"A Southern paper advises Mrs. Harriet
Beccher Stowe to 60 to the 'Erring Woman's
Home" in Chicago
Mark Twain says he nearly drank up the
Niagara Falls before he was told the waters
were not medicinal
A California butcher Is described as own
ing dogs enough to make IN Atlantic cable
of Bologna sausages.
Mrs. Myra Bradwell, wife of Judge
Brndwell, Of Chicago. is about to be admit
ted to the bar in that city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sclden Irwin were to play
for the dramatic Union" in Hannibal dur
ing Pair week, commencing Sept. Goth.
Mrs. Stonewall Jackson, at the Virginia
White sulphur Springs, is described as a
youthful, affablc and handsome widow.
An aggrieved husband. at whom his
wife had thrown bottle of hair renovator,
said: I'VE must part; the dye Is cast"
Mr. G. W. Couldock and daughter were
to commence on the 18th three weeks en-
gagemcnt at tho Adelphi theatre, Boston.
IN exchange asks-''If Susan B. An.
thony wants to get herself identified with
the labor interest, why don't she get marricd9'
We think the papers do wrong to dis.
courage Mrs. v. by saying the Commodore
is well preserved and good for twenty years
yet
Apples, of oil other fruits, are found In
the greatest number of varieties It 10 said
that not less than 10000 different varieties
have been produced.
-Ms. Partington's minister, q Methodist,
''served the Lord for thirty years-first as =
circus rider, then - locust preacher, and
last as an cxhauster."
1t is estimated that the immigration into
Minnesota will reach from 5000 to l00, 900
during 1869; and the present total popula-
tion of the State cannot be much less than
475, 900.
"A richly dressed lady stopped = BOY
trudging along with basket, and asked,
AsAy NSsAS UIys uSvV yOU 8Os ACH6soA
mo, ma'am," said the innocent, 1--WE got
potatoes"
A wit being told That m acquaintance
was married, exclaimed, ~ an glad to hear
it" But rejecting = moment, he added, in
tone of compassion and forgiveness, And
yet don't know why should be; he never
did me any harm" Mas. ....s.s5s.
"A block of granite has been quarried at
Monson, Mass, $50 feet long, II feet wide
and feet thick, containing ID, 400 cubic
feet, and weighing 1881 tons. To cut 1t
from the rocks, 1,104 holes were drilled on q
line parallel with the front edge .a.rezs "a
-AErench child asked the priest the other
day, !. Why is it, father. that we ask every
day for our daily bread, instead of asking
our bread for week, or month, or whole
Year," .Why, you little goose, 10 have It
fresh, 10 b. sure, was tho answer.
An Inshman being about 70 Join COM
psny forming during our late VA, vas ques-
toned By one of the ofhceEA Well, cir,
when you get Into ba.tse, vim you run d
fight p ''An' faite," replied the Hibcrnian,