The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1869-03-27

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gAiavyer once asked q ss ns,sE;sssysr ss Is,
fooAing question nti :Mf man givas ssai yS ssIss
huadred dollars to keep ioft tHn and fs diss ssiat
what do You dof Do you pray for him Pr q,
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another him isf, ts, stss .;,e,
AiNeg, Hsvsp psper dsFrsibins .hs iUsals So. 80.
ties ef three proeainent iastitutions of tks&
city says: 'tThs Medical College 10 Sii tasA eais
road :ee..Esa eehs.s.s II. psssAsyL jUlsasamsAs
on tho road to the Poorhouse and tlefIaWfsa. 10
school the road to the jailss a.,...x,..s, 49,,
III Oh, my dear SIR" said A., poor sgfsrss 20 Z,
dentist, "thai IL the ssvontl wrong. tuBtf yoR -
have pulled ONT 2" every sorry, ss sai %
the blunderiug operator but as there Wers t.sssta
only three altogether when Ifcommencedy 6nss, say
sure to be right next timesHlrnos sndt ssssa. ar
singabore has boa. constrictoE that has ID, .,s
swallowed q young lady, who wore ,at the tine
q $4,000 diamond necklace. Tho yoapg
lady is of no value now, but the necfiads isE -
SO aboa. Thirty thousand :.atfs. sys sss
searching for the sfhaHe! T. EiMse hol;sSAE u
New Lexington, has q ftstrahster sslso sssssary
said to be a "druggissl and dentist sslso, s.,s,
keeps grocery, dry goods, boot and sii0s =.
store; is silvcrsmith jewrllor, painter, cabi.
net maker, and when times get d little daiisI
gets out patent for some nssnsionp sd be~-s
att seems to me- have seen yofri ssaisi
nosny snsnewhefe before tsaid q, swell 70 psssySs
stranger whom1he met the other day; .ss.bst
| cannot imagine where every likely" re-,
piled the other; s.I have been the keeper ofs .A
prison for the last twenty years '''
Maclin and johnson disputing on a literary
subject johnson quoted GreekasisI iuaf aRsng sfa
derstand Greek !" said Maen. "a man MIG Al, n
argues should understand every language" res ,...
piled johnson. every WELL" said Macliu, and
gave him quotation from the Irish % Q %
A. Son Of the ssa-sss bats 5oef rails railsss'i sfss1
said Sc ses.s.s; L Id,
Joined the ship at the Capes Agda ,lssys ssisI
air1 ..Where You born z, !s;WVasn't horn:-
at all r. Wasn't born at al e. No sir .t.
Was washed ashore in a storm"
Bad Spelling. An ignorant but quick vie -ass
ted person was taken to task by friend fST Pas
bad sps!ligg il 1sssss he Ind JUST aaisAsa 80
'Bad spelling, is it ~ saidtho frss laok "a
that| holding up a stpHp of aqniil "a hiRs .,.s,
that?" -srss
rough individual, whose tuouIedgee 81 Il '''sh
classical language not quite complete, had ssa
oASN3- WI iSSoSSTfuS5 ssdo e0sQ Uy I'VE
doctor that he might take alittle animal fsoa,, al
"No, sir, said he, Il took Cruel easy enongh, ,,,
but hang ms if sap go your hay and oaisn !. .
That's stupid brute of yours, yohn,a
said Scotch minister to his parishiouer Who AaSa
drove his merchandise from, door to door On Ssa
snall cart drawn by donkeyss9s'I laessE sasSs
seen you but the donkey is braying.n 'lahssq n4s
sir" said the dealer, ''5e Ken the hcart.s q =.
warm when frens meet.
The city Of Key West, Florida is at presens
literally Ovcrrun with Guban refugees and go
every vessel steamer yacht or smack arriving q s
from Havana is generally crowded with sAsiaa sAees
A young lady living near Atlanta, Georgia, ,sqasss
it is said, has fear suitors aged resp>esicplRssx
thirteen, eighteeHi thiYty-fye and sixty. she x.a.
is twenty four.
SeblRT GUNS AMI SARDINEs.--A Westerp
landlord soanemtfat noted for ,blupders took h
into his head to have ball at his tavern. AS
he intended to do things up brown, and have
everything on the big anger plan, he fassiad
that q few 'store fixtures woaId De- q great saaa
addition to the bill Of fare of pori ana turkey., u
He, thcsefore, made enaaify of his ftieads, n,
and found that the Only defeacy in tho market :,
ct that season of the year was sardpas. Ac~