The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-11-15
Ladies' Column.
Suitable dover for widov-Widower.
Unmarried, ladi.. with independent re.
sources should husband them.

Miss Asher. II and handsome, is to
lecture in Ohio against female suffrage.
Annie Wagner, according to an intol,
Iligent San : Francisco jury. died Of a
"gun.hot wound discharged from pis-
toll" f2E u ~.
Our fashionable ladies must bs grow
ing coarse sincs they have" "ruas" among
their "bows u .''7n7'r1 E.GD sf"
Three hundred foolish girls allowed
Themselves to be kissed by the Presidsn-
tial adnircr ofMiarshall Browne pups, in
Philadclphia, the other day. ID
The young lady who said she had
nothing TO wear, Of course meant on her
shoulders. Peoplein the show business
often make like complaints. r ~. =.
b Actresses arc compelled to spend prot
y much al their money on dre.,so graf
ify the public. Other women, for the
most part, do tue same to GRITTY them.
selves zrerei 5e5- agSi !.rS '5I4'
q The, following slanderous paragraph
goes uurebuked-"A vug has invented
: new telegraph. ue proposes to place q
line Of women fifty steps apart, and CON-
nit the news to the frst of them as alse.
cret." ,., ,,,... = t,ifl
"A young5vife of seventeen, in Chicago
has got q divorce. She married 1 fellow
WHO said be had 100000, when be
hadn't coat. Besides that, he pinched
hcr. qdo hr#f.s f'ei5F -55a's'1 n my
Mrs. Cady Stanton says il you dress
msn aud women alike no ono can tell the
difference between ,thom. We think Mrs.
Stanton is burned old fool. iii T'J.
St. Louis has divorce case, in which
the husband claims a separation because
the cat was allowed to eat bis supper, and
the wife because her husband turned bis
back 10 her in bed. = ~ III,
"A young lady teacher at niger Sun
day school in Detroit has received an Of.
fer Of marriage from the bllckess pu.pill
in the box. She referred him to pa. :,
a Lowell factory girl had something
the matter with her, which shc couldn't
help, 80 she jumped from . fourth story
window into the river, and both we're
drowned. ,ii,f.f ,F,saF II; sl-t5H NJ Il
Mrs. Ballerly, the Indiana giantesss,
who Weighs 7O2 pounds, aud her husband
the Skeleton Man" have taken wintl,
quarters at indianapolis. Ii.ll.a 'l st' y
"A Chicago girl says that she doesn't
got married for the reason tha. she doesn't
know whose husband she nigh. be mar
rying a4p 7ala III 4
"A woman in Concord, New Hampshire,
want, to preach III the garb Of Eve. It's
reported that she is crazy, but tile report
did not originate from her mode Of dress
ing. Many sano women dress as near
that way as possible. rr,
Love lcttcrs arc commonly made lip Of
two parts lollypop, two parts idiotic cxs.
taoy, nine parts ju,nblcd adjactivcs, and
the whole we'll stirred with ten parts Of
admiration poiuts-the latter generally
the only points in the documents. RAa'
A reporter Of Nen York paper rc-
Gently bad an interview With the Chinese
giant, and asked him what his fallor-eiti-
seus Of the Celestial Empire thought Of
female suffrage. Tho reply was--."Wut.
tiquinitinuskichi Yawatawcho schichiotc
yohouo.titorjoi." This is the opinion Of
all sensible people. / vi -og afia stf
When Anna Dickinson vas At Salt
Lake City, crowd gathered i. hotel to
sereuade somebcdy, when a call was
made for "hliss Dickinson" 4 dispute
srose as to. whether il was "Niiss" or
"Nlister," when compromise was effect.
ed by su individual Who shouted Bring
IT out" R.
.srisg..ruHGd. aff8 l1 alt
F A striking illustration Of The saying
that the pi.h Of a lady's letter il ia The
postscript was that Of young lady who,
having gone out to Indiana, aid writing
home to her friends. concluded with The
following words--"P. S.-You will res
by my signature that ain married. '7'
A Mississippi deputy sheriff is after au
Arkan.as Gill Of the Period She il
thirteen years old, without shoes .. stock
ings or bonnet, and was last seen trying
to make horse which she lad stolen
''git up." i..t..g 9'll.z-5P
Wicassct, Maine, has an echo that dis.
tinctly repeats eighteen syllablss. That
would beat woman in having the last
word .s' - ~.
A young female Jexess has been run.
ming away witha male Catholic In San
Francisco. aHoJ NFT
Mrs. Arabella Mansfield is = beauty
rhois attached to Tho Iowa bar. This d
narrowed item.
Those ligh-heeled shoes the ladies wea,
arc said to DO good fertilizers ofcorn
soil. They raise them by The feet. III
Agirl died at Portland, Maine, taonl