The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-04-11
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Gross bebayior-get fat.
a Loan mantle pawnbroker.
T,o uoman question: Is he rich 7"
free that yields no leaves--an axletree.
had sien-to sign another mans name
!. much better to sing airs than to Dor
nv psware of too sanguine dependence upon
6ture expectations. =, 80, x l.7z.s.5zz
The chap who lost his situation has been
rnable to find it since
rhe young lady who gives herself away,
,oses her self possession
"a respectful negative''-the photograph
''r %ho Gentleman who went to the very
10 If nropriety nearly tumbfed of.
ygt, ia Ifefapd like n bottle of wine
pocanse it has cork in 1t.
when il a lady's hair like news9 When
ia found in the morning papers.
How m prevent o conspiracy from leak
;nc ont-Iet the plot thicken.
WIN ia natural politeness like -four
Recanse it is in bread (inbred.)
wbv are your nose and chin always at
..,;anee because words are continually
passing between them. 80
aWbat blessings children are" as the
n.r;sh clerk said, when he took fees for
christening them. 49,. ~ n
rf brooks are, as poets call them, the
most ioyous things in nature, what are they
always t'murmuring" about.
When may young ladies be said to be
economical7 When, the resort TO tight
lacinc to prevent waist-fdiness.
The object some women have in view in
h,,,1 or. dc 10 Tn n Il a
come down-with the stamps.
There ia nothing worse for the eyes than
70 look steadily in glass. 1t has made
many a man blind-blind drunk.
"shinple weddings" are becoming fashion,
able in iowa. They occur when the first
child is old enough to spank.
What is the difference between charity
4 and a tailors The first covers a multitude
4 of sins. the second multitude OF sinners.
An ill;terate correspondent, who is given
8 10 sporting, wants to know when the
y "Anglo Saxon race" so much talked about,
81 is to come OH.
8 A conductor, in discussion as to speed,
said he ran his train SO fast that the tele-
IA graph poles on the side of the track looked
f like a fine tooth comb.
Some ungenerousbiped has n patent medi-
cine to make a fellow rise early in the
e morning. A correspondent says n six
Il months old baby can beat it to death.
n Dumas was conversing with young and
almost unknown story writer, who said
"We are certainly the two great romancists
kOf the age " Hem !" was the reply "what
Syou say is half true, at least
4 A subscription paper was recently circu,
Dated with the following object in view
H'We subscribe and pay the amount op
Eposite our names, for the purpose of paying
10 ouia ar and "a h0U N hlnvy the
sharp old gentleman travelling out Yves
Egot seat beside his wife in a crowded car
Eby requesting the young man who sat by
her to "please watch that woman while he
Event into another car, as she had fits"
woman is like ivy-the more You arr
ruined the closer she clings to gen. A vii.
old bachelor adds: Ivy is like woman
THE more it clirgs to you the more you ART
ruined.n Poor rule that won't work boil
~ ways
Sissy I'm great trouble)-"Oh, Mary
Tiny has swallowed one of my dominoes
Do you think it will hurt her 81 Mary (wh,
reads the Popular INSTRUCTOR -"No, dear
should think the gdstty juice 'ud soon re
store it 10 POWDER
A Yankee visiting Paris, on one occasion
was out of all patience and spirits at hear
ing nothing but French day after day. On
morning he heard a cock crow, and ex
claimed Thank God! there's somebod,
who speaks English"
The "oldest inhabitant" has been reading
series of articles on the adulteration O
liquors. and has arrived Mt n snmewhat sin
gular conclusion. The analysis of thos
liquors showed an average of about sixty
tive parts of water to thiFty-fve of spirits
4Ae5t dealt 81 we he sfi FITS fair chance
said the aged bachanal; they'll keep o.
fooling with water till it depopulates tn
earth nUajn -