Vicksburg weekly herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1868-1883, 1869-12-11


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Tho faaiase @ la
Bheekq.
Ibo ksy aoie "a rolI
natuFal.
Anything hu1 5 aslisa
moalof.in-lAW
Why 81 s iazkr s flss q
coward ?-n runs,
The right man end the ; gaas
You ahd fhe present
Pillars Of tie Consfiiniio
Quaca Doctors.
Household Wriehf
aYoN bFuteiR
Another new rtaamk-Han pro-
poses but woman aesep s
The freedom Of tho psasS
etpicklBg IL 3 crowd.
National snez cids-E3ynt cut
ting her intestinal canal
A stump eFatnr--A denaat who
talks about himself.
The life prsseryers ohsnest ussd.
in the battle-Aeld-legt.
Capital punishment-Tan thoua.
and . year, and nothing - do.
Upon what object m nature -
every author written upan -
earth.
The Onlycompany not limited by
the oct Of Congress-Bad com
pany.
A yawn in company Rs
Indicates . gap in eouVessaiioa
How can nswa By thA Aaiansio
cable be fresh, coming through q
salt q channel. ,asYs -
Beehive hats afd ~ fha Bak
doubtless designed esnaelaliK for
the honeym0Qh.
It Is customary n mInal elreIsa
% speak o. eoiug u prih0n - 20
ihg 70 Q country hoaae.n a, n
Don'tS lseu win your coat 81, 81
IeS nap and T0nFa wallha tahs
Rsther.
II yOuEpwifastsgDeA ksghsr for
rewards r. she ianls lisa har aF
punishment. 81 u hzassssa ~ aslta
Id making our aa1gauaUmanas hoas
hive, we Sh0dld never lorsst TIT
we also have % die
II we had 10 fault ourselves, wa.
should not lake sneh PIoaanre "
observing those Of Others.
,E Let It never Be said that whena
Imam Jumps for ioYs delight
knows no haandaiP :
It is said that ! mans word
should be en- good gas hts1 daaa. laH
; some caseSltia end butharq worth
, less.
! What Is tho difference, hesWeen
: an overcast and babyl An over
coat IL what you weaF, aud ! nA6x
b what you was.
A wag In town ds2nes q lawyer
0 70 be q sponge that absorbs oh Il
o can, and yields nothing without
o squeezing. fss4lG
8 A negro Organization IN New
Jersey styles itself "The RisinG Sun
q Morris Association Of The LILY Of
the West"
IT FRIGHT-A term employed BY
" women to designate any one Ofthelr
Z sex better dressed than themselves.
q, On aehild being told that be must
be broken of q bad habit, he naively
replied: "Papa, hadn't l better be
% mendedP
lie There 10 said to be q man IN the
q West so liberal that he never needs
W q fire; the SVGrmh Of HE generosity
answers every purpose.
q, ibid you know l was theFe2"
said the bellows to the fire. cob,
!. yes, / always oontrive to get wind
= Of YOU" was the reply. -.
ofl 1t Is said that fortune knocks
N once, at least, at every mans door
4. but alasl its often a runaway one.
i. An old lady was asked what she
ID thought Of theeelipse. She replied
q "Well itproved one thing. and that
is, that the papers don't always
lie"
How Is II, Yhen q vile is master
9 she and her husband compose The
number temp Because she 10 num-
Der one, andhe is cypher.
~ "Ellen, what became Of the tai
= low l creased my boots with this
mornings" q flied. TIC back.
le wheats IN IT. ooh, I was afraid
/ you had wasted IL" /,
ar "Who took care Of the babies ?"
I'd artlessly inquired g little girl on
81 hearing her mother say that 81 peo-
III pie were once ehil4rcn.
O.. A case Of domestic scandal was
OF under discussion alta tea tahle.-
"Well, let us think The best Of her
n we can" said "a elderly spinstoT.-
y eyes" said another, eand say the
!, worst"
m "Isay, b~ussinaa, those horses OF
y yours look tired, remarked q gen
y tleman. Eyes, sir, rather" replied
:, the driver, q wit in his way ; $50 are
IN the wheels ofthe coach QiEed). a
90 A prudent man advised hls ser.
want to put by his money for q
y rainy day. In Q few weeks the
" master inquired how much Of biz
money no had saved. "None al
s. all, It rained yesterday and Il al
went"
ct A returned Australian found the
On baby no had left at home q miss o.
ed five summers. One day he offend,
lie. ded her, and she fretfully exclalm.