, 1869-01-03
THE WoRLD OF AMUsEMEaT,
= -A-<
Now Telr's Calls.
The Advantage of Marrying a
;. Cook.

The Advantage of Marrying a
!. Cook.
The Stomach and the'foul, Z:
80.
Intimate Rslatipns Of Good Sermons
: and Coed Dtaners +
How t. Look at the World.
Amuasmsnta at Home szd Abroad
CHICAGO, ian q, 1863.
To tho Edfto. Of 1he Chicago Tribune:
Our breakfast! this morning, was not q
snccesa. All Of our little circ1e werc cloudy |
and dropping sfter the socisa demands 0,
New Tears. Celeste was IN . state Of uttet
misery. She had rocetTed one hundred and |
twenty calls but Jeste Ginidower, In the
szrne block, had received oae hundred and |
twenty one. That additional one caller WAS
the hraw which broke Celeste's back. What |
was life to her row? Old Blnbbs. for
tYcnt9-four hours, had received 1 curtain
lecture from .Ara. Ripbbs upor hls weak
nesses md falfinga, and upon the importance
Of maktug sundry resolutions to do better In
the new year thau In the old. The result
VIA thst he did not eat his mullins With any
degree Of ofehee11u1ncss, and kuew By the way
be stirred his coffee that he WIS cheriahinx
unp!ea1ans tnoaEhu against the partner Of
his 1oyB snd hu sotToTd. Aurtlla bad lost
her customary cheerfulness, aud da1lled With
4 p!ecs m totst IN IN absent N aAn6er n
ver,S ~ 49, ,.s .,..,h,s F.. 1sa., :. -
"o"u oe ~ "Pos"pis lol nlxaon 10 Us mo-
Tose or SAG ~ 1of 5et!oM o4a- on thistle,
&nd }et # seemed 70 me that there vera
eloun, In her s1eet face. md that her eva
o. M se-1e -. = ueu. -
flt1 he9oeft "aa NOT N III customary place..
That a2tohsshtnS young man VAS thoroughly
| fatlsu.d With hh onerous New Yosra d.
| t,es. md con1d not mi In an snnna r.nca Il
rss M s,io,t tax Il dot~o hrndrad = ~, =.
80 ~ snSas .aeA 70 ~ Two aano'ea caat u
he had done. he had eaten chlckau ealAdsst
this p1ace, aud cold ehsckea a$ that, haua-xt
| this plscn and tourus at that. sandwiches
-. -. ~. eaae 1%aes
oero Ano pssoes tneFe' nNn eoaee ana
WIG noisa7lu1naIely. ae aao mae
the EAnae speech two hundred
| tl1nea TO two hundred Young women.
! Two hundred lines had he n,Dnonnesd. ami
'1r lug 4AJ -u11 sN .sen4nt' ol
nc A1na' tro ounafeu tines haa re "faned
| the Young ladies the compliments OF the sea-
son. TWO hundred times had he been suspf
c3ous Of the integrity Of hya hsrt hal, nut
be bad made up h,s mind to accomplish The
t"o neoofeo eaua ano cement the usa Of
fieudahlp, or perish In the attempt. He
succeeded Ii tha undertaking, but tho
esmeutiuE Process va hard on Fftx Herbert.
~ ar.v nict si.t,nc,inn. A.. n.;r.5 ~ TX e
say ihat he md iosi ali reg,rd fo- Ts nsct
IL. md tha1 be- w WI A recf1es. Whether ~ tsc
schooi tent ~ rnt Ef,- Herh-rt i. .r,1.
nentlT a sac,aI .nm,l M + i. Thsr.f,,a ~, -
r.. E...hs. th.r. 1os ~ se y,
dcnriysd nntsi nrrt NJ " yss., ~ X
iiabt Of his coupteusuces Whetb,r tbose
families Vii, detnn vn,th Vh3is ~
nrrstr1e th4 f.mfiv circis nnhTaser ~ tb.t
ttceonrt rcns;n.to =. .s.n W .rn,t rr1s
he srrnrnn1ished nm n fhe ,sr,ra nh'.ee. ~
Il. ia Ia msde s ns. ~ txo e' ce. ra
nS ~ 1sn tte,p1 1e asd not eeea
r. msEs Tn,.rr3ienenns ~ ~ Nh. se,r ~, 4,
1s6 nsfo S, RGt ss.'nr sssse To - b suIe !,
~, M h. . sts .na - S+srk ~ M -. ..isSd Is.o
, ~ fthf II Stfr IA ant H.
IL. of t1tend,hin and ~, mSn ~ shn Won ia
.eInsc tn r. thstj. nnrnrsbr ~ ~ n. +vit,1n.
~ sr Ar,s.ic.n ~ ri,}-sn 'o5 '"e FAA'1tes y
: Wbfrh reminf,a ~ r. s.v.h..r o,;t.
interested the other dsy Ia radinr shoat 9i1t tSt
sw,nt,-d "Ir i, ~ .anntx ~ ~ see'9. y
! nalos1. ~ .ue S9un.I u MotcssseEt huE
nr.s.b.d .a-rson l. ~ ~ H. ~. -
81. ir'IJa +, h,a ao as.enoe o. sae marriage
~ r.. )" ~ s .,ss a,a;t., &, vos :. ~ ~
4 |
. W. me- ~ oss tao' h,tt IT. w. W.
mn.,.n r,sS ~ nr,as1,,cs AZ ~ th,tr II Is
At and mssts, y Ii he1G.Ss aSnlsyed d Ists aa tfcn
"a lon,",o1K, n.,a 1ek.ue,a "a Or e'aas.nonse
:. inr h.nnsr scrsc. -. " !. dn.has .ot ~ ~ -
-nrfor1n,n1 ;nJ;f3s. s.crf1va, ~ ~,',n ot W. ~
!, / shaIl decide p '' ~ '@'0 paul VIZ
!. Irill decide. And I decide thar ,mr rrz
. errn1 trcnsi 10. ,e,sd i,ts .sh1s { s.' ~
II Eh-lstT,n Ths stScc. h.,rrssS .ta-aa ~
% md sani srs snnrrrne deijr.t. ~ ;ns-sdtn,
h1a- 1fvc hs5 mo1e 1noa ronhs ~ 49, shna1
snrr hettrr ,,,.aehrts HI TnSre lcno3 III -
t-1 r1cni student in fha - 7nntrr Ia msur nrst
Tnman xhn II . crod ronr' atd s9tcr +hst'
NAV look to sec Thether she h.
10 obtained 1og creu4stlng. Eoualf
Of do i conc1evc II 10 be true thaE- II at Or
a miutste1s hid narrted good coorsTe shoui
=. have lever poor sermons, II should BE- ii
&c arst dntv of eTeT minfstrr to ~ ~ a,
ae uer, 10 that be NAV preach . FOOD seFmo'
y and It IS his second duty to preach to Il
be siomachs Of hn congregation and impre
them also With tbs importance of ror
II. cooking. don't ckrc hnw tnnch Tslth r.
y, saving e.aee -nsa has about hiurS If
nd eats Door tIurer or has the dyspcps,..
n; H. would not surrender my conscience: kno,
"a Fl; ipg'y 10 any minister whose v.fo is.1 20
-! =! coax: NsrGre has established a isstlsr I'm
% subtle 1rl.,ion botweea dyspepsia sud St
40 All the Ten Commandments are hddeo
m . welteooked dinner. while oue3luae pie
y. OF grcaaY fried >beefateak ruav ending
,n. mans sons. The good, COZ
r the, Hsat na1a.lonaf5.- Where
Of arc Brother ration OF Brother ETartK
4 mora 'mpoT1snce TO mankind. u thfy do q
oA eat good dinners than Blot o. htusle7
lnlusc scIsc into sermon there should
In taEo. In the nsst:1c Ihere u probably I
~ country in the- world vi heet there arc
"a mtuy pooz, ,scrmou1 and poor cooks as Ia I
1r. uplttd States, aud Jet nothing Is mosr p
rty pable than The tart thxt ludigestiou and II
NJ son It lie esula tinnr. Your mf,ss,er m.F
ef~ eyr5 10 much pr~a sAtut, but 1f he is oblip
Is to cat poor dtnuefs his saintltnexs viii ue1
=: manifest itself IN ht5Eeruaons. Your lAg IL
1us mas be eret 20 good pefSon. but II be b
,:o catea a poor dinner he win !usa1ia'
the 1fo7r rn!pissere Ilscd better, thar Is, IL tn
~ ~ had better cooks, their would be fe xns we
Rhe backs eud dlsordered 1lgcrs, weak stonat
i'm and hollow coughs aid Foy1gts 10 Euro
liz. For this reason commend 10 them the c.
ose of the English clergyman who having ION
md | good cook married her. It will prove
esr the cud ssy1rg grace for him and hn eoug
ox a'rr CATION.
ao In,on vere in liz hsbtt Of sitting down
xeIl-cooktd dinners thff would be n
the willing to let other.people cutey :themsel
~ IN their own way. Under the int1eocc Of tt
IN Nnth;nr IN th;s u1n,t heent,sni ror,s
; In 4nres- Scrv innarrot tn = nan viz Iii,
1lve ID system aud pain il his stomaeh. peri