The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-04-01

lac docs not Deliver.
Posr Orrfs, CoSFgDEnir X RoAos. !
(Which is in the State NV Keniucky,)
March 0, 1869
The Moo IIampshcer elccshun hez gone
agn US. he'd hoped that the "sober second
thought NY the people NV that State wood
bring about change, but It didn't and Moo
Hampshecr hez scooped us. That sober
second thought" won't do TO depend onto.
The ginooine Democrat bez no sober
thought, nor no second one. The sober man
who thinks twice alluz hcz most unaccount.
able habit Nv yotin with the Ablishnists.
But | see no reason why we shouldn't hey
a triumph in Connecticut. In Connecticut
there is still potency in our Old watch word,
"Ameriky for white menl' and the troo
Connecticut Dimocrat still shudders when
700 demand Of him sternly. "Do you want
to marry niger ?" Then its proximity to
Moo York Is a pint in our favor, for it's
cheeper to transport voters to Connecticut
from that city than to any other State except
Moo Jersey. To yooze military phraEe,
wch learned when wuz servin in theLoOze-
amer Pelicans, Connecticut is near our base
NV supplies. lts too expensive to do 1t on
Pennsylyany, and we shell never try that
State ngn.
In pursooance NV rckest nv the late Pres.
ident, | spent one day in Connecticut to as.
sist Dixon, A. johnson loves Dixon, and is
pertikelerly anxious that he shel be IN the
llousc when he gets back into the SENT
Then. sed he, "therell be two NV us"
pcrceeded 10 a rooral town in hisDrestrx, and
made arrangements for a meetin 10 address,
wich gathered promptly. lonucunced my
self cz from Kentucky, and the meetin wuz
both large and enthusiastic.
Srikin an atlitood commenced by Stain
that the eyes Nv the country wuz Just at this
time rO3iin onto the First Oecslrix NV Con.
uoclicut aud the country speckted the eeck-
shun NV that noble PARROT, James Dixon.
then proposed u examine the reckord Nv
the man Tor whom solssited their votes.
At this pint the Chairman NV the rneetin
pulled my coat tail violently.
"Wrll!" said | angrily, for wuz gettln
on most elokeht sweat, and when get to
perspirin oratoricnlly don't like to be inter.
rnp,ed WAITS the mat,,r.n
Don't say nothin about his record -
WHISPERED lie in'o my lett ear. 1--WE dodge
that"
but before I enter upon that" remlrked
L. s.idin on from that siuSin rock ~ shel
say few words regarlin the monstrous
propasishens to force Niger suffrage onto
Connecticut Do you"
Agin my coat tail WIZ pulled and another
hurried whisper Don't menshun suffrage
be voted for il twice. We dodge that.r
"Doo 700 desire" resoomed somewhat
staggered, for niger suffrage is my best holt,
aud when deprived NV niger suffrage Pm NJ
sen without chart or compass. "Do yoo de-
sire the old narrow ideas NV the silk-stock-
incd Whig--"
"For the Lori's sake don't" wuz the next
whisper, "DiA0A wuI Wing, We dodge
that"
"That t"-l struck out wildly you
desire to hev tho hercses NV that impracti-
cable Abishnist Charles Sumner"
| spdsed Nv course this wuz safe. It's
nlluE proodeRt TO ahoose Charlcs Sumner in
a Democratic meetin, and when hcv noihin
else To soy alluz do It with the hnppiest re.
suits. Bu, there come nifty pull and an
other whisper the mint tho name 'wuz meu-
stunned:
Don't say no,hin about Sumner Dixon
carries rccUmnendtory letter from him in
his pockit. We dodge that"
Dazed and demoralized commenced nein.
any friends, yoo are asked by the Ablhhn
candidates to vote with party wch only
few years ago in their mdnnc lodges, wood
hev denied the liberty lovin emigrant the
bal-r
GOOD Lord, man." whispered the cussd
Chairman, pullln my coat tail till the stches
yawned don't yoo know Dixon wuz a Know
No,hin Wa dodge tha;'
: Not known precisely what to do and feel
in very much in the condishn NV man al
ter hard mites dtirkin, commenced
agin
"Fellow citizens, the question for US to
consider to mite, IS, shel we be- taxed to pay
an uncous,Nooshuel debt, made by a un -"
Ihat wu1 ez iur ca got Agin that pull
agin that Internal whisper.-
"Dou't say anything aein paying the debt
Some NV our Demoerisy hold bonds We
dodge that"
% n yoor Democrisy lr ejatkilated
angriy. D-n Dmocrisy wich holds
bonds. They must live In seckshuns where
the Maine likker law is enforced. Shel
argue in favor Of Poyin louds2"
"No, don't A porshen NV our vote is
aein IT, We dodge that.'
Feelin that there wuz Que Mat onto wich
could talk SAFELY, commenced once more
"rhe Rcpnblkin party, headed 10y that
bloo-koied bNlcher, Grant" resoomtd |,
ieehn that this mnst he safe. Vaia hope -
Skarsely wuz the words out NV my mouth
when that Gu sei pull occurred agin. "Tech
EN- llley, Dixon Is Sleepin with Repnbli-
klns aud heI called upon Grant. We dodge
all that"
THIS wuz the last iea'her wich broke the
eamsIs back, ''Wat is iher yoo don't doige2
Wat-hut 20 to thunder aud make the sp, ech
yoorseli," ejackelatid indignantly staukin
OH Tue platform. Il hev wrenched myself
iearially az times, and am tkal to almost any
emergency, but without prepamshen, long
aud painful, can't make a speech In the in
trest Nv genius who he1 belonged to every
party that hex fourished sence he wuz boy,
ana WHO Is now snectin votes from all NV en-
mite a'oose Sumner in one place and praise
him IN smother hnI can't do both TO wnnst.
lhaVs persimmon ahead NV me. hev
made speech in the afternoon in favor NV
free trade In Moo York, aud the same eyrniu
advocated high perteetive tariff in Penn.
sylvany, but don't ask me to do sich things
IN the same hall 10 the same audience.
tangh lis too much Tor even a KeR,uoky
Democrat"
Aud len in disgust.
Dixon orght TO be elected, for II there's
man In Connecticut who can't find suthin in
hls record 10 SCOT him he must he a singular
oe'n, but can't strain myselfby spvekin
Ter him. !, wood Prodooee a mo,Gl r0pcher,
PSrRoLguN V. NAsAY, 2. NJ,
wish means Post Mastery