The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-01-16
HORACE GREELEY.
Marx Trains Humorous Description Of
Hin

.Fru W-s- -prf . 80 T-~-
Greeley get uUat three 0'elDek IN tie morning {,
for 10 j. Oue uf be- fayDTite MatilI- ti1t puiy Early
ri-inS can keep tLe hel.rh uuuHIairel and the
brain Vizlrlu-. lie tLen wake up III the A1u---
hold and a-.ubIe- them ~ the library. By camille
light, and after quatiu- tbe beautiful line
-E4rs tsbHlaa- Early O. r-
Rak~ausa hasuE. e.lItF ana v--
be appoints each iulis.iGal'- tax fuT tie Jay.
set hHm 20 u with encouraging wl-t-. AMI 90
hack o. I'D again. mention here. iu ~ fault
fpling -IiFit, hut with tie Difference justly due .
man VIII j. older AMI wI-er aU4 HuEtlier tilu l.
that B. snDre- aWiully. Ina moment % Irritation
once. ] wa- Ta-h enough o. say ! never would
-ie-p with him until lie broke himself % thI- IN
fortunate habit IEtye kept my wyri with big
Otei and unWatcrIu- Determination.
At h~alEpast eleven D'..ss 1r-cicr r.-e- again
H. SLAVES himself. lie considers that there J.
great virtue and economy 90 -iasin= himself lie
de- IL with q dull Ez'r. -,uletiuIe- humiling o
part o. tune fEs know part %! 81 tune. and take
an innocent delight ID regarding % o. tie tE-t
half % Oh Hundred but Ia=tic- familiar with
that hymn lave ieit obliged - eInie-- ttlt tbey
oyuld MT recognize it. and. therefore. tie no!-eie
make j. d1ubtier- an UNCONSCIOUS original oJlnpo-
siti0n 81 Greei-y'-l AMI -ometimc-. when the
razor J. e-TeeIallg dull. he accompanies himself
with a hTmula aIFroaching the I~TOiane-
lie then go cut into biz model garden and
apYlie- BIZ vast store % agricultural knJwleige %
the ameiiJrati0n 81 hi- cabbage after which he
write an able agricultural article for the Iu-truc-
Eafu Oh -AA4saEaAA NaaEAArT-s Dc rf4A EaaaE4G4 TIC
while with tie rejection that IL eabiaSes were
worth SIl apiece biz model farm would Iay.
lie next /. - O. breakfast. which i q frugal.
meal with Lin. and consists Of DJthing
bat Just such thing a- tire market atisrd--nOtL-
ing mIrc. IL drink uJ,iilg but Water-nJthing
whateyer but water, and coffee, and tea, and
scotch ale. AMI Lager beer. and Lemonade with a
is in it--ynsun-- o. hDu-e is ami sometimes q
bJT-e hy-ae-Jrlius O. tie aLuJunJ Of Inspiration
required u warm him ~ % biz daily dutIc--
r.
and enjoys tie satisfaction % knowing that all tie
brilliant thing in 10. written by Young and
Cooke. and llazirI AMI my-elr are attriJutel u
by a c~,ntsiius anil internal public
After breakfast be writes a shJEi editorial and
Tut- q large li-h 40 Jhc beginning u t.. thus
(-J. which g. thc same a. 70 BE- Iut III. q. after
10, and tlke- q savage pleasure ~ rejecting that
fs,ne % az uu1sr-tIFFer~ can u-e tlat al-L, tx
eept in U~rJiaue esuyer-ati1u. wi-u chatting over
outrage. lie write tLi- editorial 10 Li- own
handwriting lie de- 80 Le=iu-c be- j. - vain Of
hi- Ieuuan-hip. IL always dii take an iuDrii-
VTids 10 h- Ieumlu-L!P. lie hirci cut once,
IN h- young ,ly-. o. writins-ma-ter. but the en-
,eTpri-c failed. The puIil- could not translate
remarks with ANY certainty. llI- first copy
wa, q. virtue J. It, own reward. and they got It,
washing with sap o. wholly absurd. and -
the Trustee discharged him Tor attemptin. L.
convey bad mJrlls, through tie medium q wore
renuauship. But. a. wa -Iying. be write his
morning editorial. Then Lc trie- u read IL ever,
and can't d. u, and ~ --isi- IL o the printer.
md tLey try % read il, and can't d. IL and -
they =t u up at random a. ypu may say, putting
IN what wJu!- they cIu make out. and when tAey
Ut aground On n long word they Dat ia =. recon-
truCtiYu. e. " universal suffrage and -Iar "a
mi paddle ahead. and next morning. II tire de-
public can tell what il J. al about, thew
ay II. O.. wrote it and If they can't, they nv It
one of thee imbecile understnppcr-, that j.
be emil % IL.
ON S~urdays Greeley sit in a prominent Tew in
Church, AMI let on tia; BE- J. asleep.
nj the congregation rrurl Il u an ecocn;ricity
When he J. going o. appear in Jublic. Greeley
Iends two hour On hi toilet. lie J. tie most
ain=-takIng AMI elaborate man about getting W
u drcsz that live iu America. This l. h- chief
70 and L- Tlet-lntc-t fuilie. lie putt Oh liz old
rhite OvercJat. and turns up the cJiLir. He putt
u q sCiled shirt saved from the wa-h. AMI leaves
nc end u the collar unJuttDuci. lie Uuts on
- mO-t dilaIidatyi hat. turns il wroug side be-
cInt- IN onto the back 81 bis head, and iaus
n extra dent III the side % II. lie put on his
a~tryciDus boots, aud spends fifteen minute.
Icklug the left leg Cl his Iant- into his b~O,;-tOp
what shall seem the most careless and un-tud-
u way. But his crayat-it l. into the arrange
Of his Crlyat that De- throws all hi sui. all
&c powers 81 hIs great mind. After fixing at il
minutes before the glass il il Ierfect-it il
kew every way-it OycriiJws his coat collar on
ne side and sinks into oblivion Oh the uihcr-it
limbs and IL delyes around about his ncck-thc
not Il eDn-PicuOusly displayed under his left car.
nj 1t stretches one If it, long ends straight out
DrizJntally, and the other gJcs after his eyes, in
&c good old TOOdle's ia-hIpn-and then, com
.ctcly and marvelOusiy aVIarelcd. Greeley strides
nth, rolling like n sailor, "A miracle OfastOundIne
,stumery, the awe and wonder Of the nation,
But | hayn't time To tell the rest Of his private
'bits. Suffice it that ne is an upright and an
1nest mana practical, greit-brined mana
-eful man To his ration and hi gcncratipn-a
nous man, who has justly carmel bis celebrity
ID, Withal, the worst dressed man i'm this or anv
her country, even though he does take 20 thun- ]
ring much Pains and put on 50 many frills
JOut IL.