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Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

HONE OF TAsTE.-' Engravings shed their
spirit over household the calm portraits of
the great and worthy dead exercise a great in
tuence over me, says Sidney Smith. - | could
look on those over my own fireplace until they
seem neither absent nor departed, but living yet.
Every good picture is the best OF sermons and
lectures. The sense informs the soul. What
ever you have, have beauty. Let beauty be on
the paper your walls. 1t is as easy to choose
q paper suggestive OF the lovely in form and
color, as the uncouth. Why should not every
household object be sanc,ifed with this grateful
charm? Each chair, table, tea or chamber SER
vice, and every object for kitchen or parior, for
the home of the poor man, artisan or mechanic
! would have them all worthy of home o,
taste
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
miscellaneous Items.

His Accidency, Andrew Johnson is still on
the circle in Tennessee. His route is marked as
the best Bourbon district.
Senator Ross kicked out of the White
House for telling Grant to go to hell, because
the President refused to appoint a friend of the
Senator to Office.
The Sultan intends having his son educated in
Vienna. lie is to remain there at a private
school for two years, and to receive the same
treatment as other pupils.
Van Wyck, the tamons New York surqeou.
warns the public against the use OF the veloci-
pede. He says the severe jar of the small hard
seat produces disease OF the prostate gland and
II young men wish to preserve their manhood
they should cease the use Of the velocpede
Worth, the famous man mlliner, or us lie pre-
fers to he called, dress critic of Paris il is said
holds in his portfolio the y Us of nearly every
distinguished Lady i'll Paris and a sudden liou-
dation OF his affairs would carry dismay into
most OF the arlstocratic families of that capital
Mr.. Catin, the prairie traveller and artist, has
contributed to an American publication the curl
Gus iact-If 1t sh ould prove to be fact-that a
great river, larger than the Mississippi flows
under the Rocky mountains. Mir. Catlin is about
to submit the evidence which he has collected
IN favor of :his startling hypothesis to the world
India has had a curious railway accident. An
elephant, seeing the red light and the smoke
concluded that the noisy locomotive was an en-
emy to be summariIy demolished. He accord
ingly placed himself the track and met the
strange creature, head on, with trunk and tusks.
The result was dead elephant and eleven cars
capSized.
A young woman in Chicago has invented a
new branch of female usefulness. She adyer-
tises that she will give lessons in etiquette,
and the way of conyersing with ladies, to any
young gentleman who does not feel at his ease
in the society of the opposite sex. Tuition to
lovers, extra She makes Il specially of pro-
posas in various forms.
When the Princess Alexandria, consort of the
Prince of Wales, arrived at Korsoer, during her
recent trip to Denmark, the King and Queen, her
parents, awaited her at the landing. The poor
lady seemed to have grown twenty years older
since she had left Copenhagen in 1863, and her
mother shed tears as she saw her painfully and
slowly stepping ashore. Not word passed be-
tween her and her parents for several minutes
after she had embraced them, the Queen trying
to restrain her tears, and the King holding out
the hands of his daughter in his own, and gaz-
ing tenderlv at her. He then lifted her into the
carriage, handed the Queen into it, took his lit
tie grandson on his lap, and drove away.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

couple of residents of Smiths Island VIII,
loved rum and hated snakes, some wears since
went down to the salt marsh to NOV Tho
hung their scythes and were about commenc;n1 .
wo-k, when Lewis proposed to Sam that ,be1
should take drink of the quart furnished on
the occasion. Sam agreed OF couse, as it was a
hot day, and they concluded to rest a while
under the shade OF tree, and then take another
drink IN order to get readily on. The bottle
had been passed two or three times. when San,
said to Lewis. "Let's drink the darned stnf mn
and we won't be hankeripg after it." I. was
bargain, and betwi1t the two the balance vas
soon disposed of. pause ensued Lewis rose
to bis feet, and threw his scy,he over hi:
shoulder, declaring, "I'll be darned if Tll NOV
without rum" :. Darned if will either. !" ssv,
Sam, and with that they trudged home wi,hon,
cutting swath.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

WORTH KNowING.-lt is we'll known says an
Australian paper, that a little alum dissolved is
very effective in clearing muddy water. But a
short time siuc, some alum was applied in a
manner in which, from its novelty and valuable
results, is worthy of notice. In place where
water is scarce ut present, little alum was dis
solved in hot water, and thrown into a tub OF
thick soapsuds. In a moment the soap curdled
and accompanied by the muddy particles, sank
TO the bottom, leaving tie water perfectly clear,
pure, and devoid OF smell. This water was
found very useful for washing clothes again,
when poured of the sediment. a similar result
was attained in quick manner by filling a
boiler with soapsuds, placing it on a fire, and
throwing Il bit OF alum in it. When the suds
boiled, the scum went over and left the water
clear, soft, and as useful for washing clothes as
it had originally been.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
Weekly Grinity yuurnal.
Schnitzerl's PhiIosopede
By HANS BRILTsASs.

Herr schnitzsrl made pllilosopedc,
Won of de newest kind;
1t vent mitont veel in front.
Aud hadn't none pehind,
Won Wheel vas in de mittel. dough,
And 1t vent as sure ash ecks,
For he shtraddled on de axel dree.
Nit der Wheel retween his lecks.
IND ven he want to sbtart id OF
lie padded NIT lis veet,
und soon he cot to go SO vast
Dat avery tings he beat
He run her ont ON Broader shtreed,
He shkeetid like der Wind,
Hei how he bassed de fancy craps,
Und lef dem all pehind
De fellors nit de trotting nags
Pooled COP to zee him bass;
De Deutsehers all ers.auni-hed saidt:
% F5txtaasepd, Hds il ddsP''
Boot vaster shtill der Schntzerl flewed
on-mit 4 ghastly smile;
He didn't toouch de dirt. py shings!
Not vonce in half mile.
Oh, vot ish all dis eartly plissf
Oh. vot ish mans soockcessl
Oh, vot ish various kinds of dingsf
Cnd vot ish bobbiness?
We find pank node in de shtreedt,
Next dinss der pank is preak;
We folls, aud knocks our outside in;
Ven We ten shtrihe make.
So vas II NIT der Schnitzerlein
On his plilosopede:
His feet both shipped outsideward shoost
Ven at his eXdra shpeed.
He felled upon der Wheel of coorse;
De Wheel like bitten few:
Uud schEitzerl he vos sohnitz in ract
For it shlished lin grod in TWO.
Cnd as for his phiosopede,
1t cot 50 shksie'i, men say,
II pounded onward Till it vent
GAM teuh-iwards afty.
Boot where is now lie Schnitzerl's soulf
Where dos his shbirit pide!
in Iiimmel ti0o, dc endless plue,
II takes a medenr ride.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

THE LATEST FRILL. THE New York Home
Journal says that the newest plan in Waiting
insists that, instead of clasping the lady's hand,
or even her finger tips, the gentleman shall bend
his left arm ut about the same angle with which
a fashionable lady carries her parasol, the lady
supporting herself by placing her hand against
his arm, in the hollow of the elbow. Thus he
carries her around deicately, without any of
that contact which condemns the round dances.
This mode is introduced by single set of exclu-
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

Too MUCH BRAIN WoRK.-It has frequently
been said that the people of this country do al
! together too much work with their brains but
no precise figures have been given to prove the
fact. DR.. Parker, in a Sunday evening lecture,
delivered by him in the Rev. Mr.. Beecher' s
Bethel brings the matter down to point where
subject He said
No man can do head work faithfully for
more than four or five six hours. If that time
is exceeded, all the PHOSPHORUS is carried off,
and the man becomes irritable. broken down.
and has softening of the brain. | have seen this
overwork in lawyers, doctors, clergymen and
merchants, who have worked the brain for ten
hours. They cannot violate the laws of God
with impunity. Sir Walter Scott did large
amount of brain work in his day but he did not
overwork himself. In his latter days, however,
he became pecuniarily embarrassed, and resorted
to his literary pursuits to save himself; but he
worked too hard, and completely broke himself
down. One of the best scholars | ever knew
broke himself down in his younger days, but he
lived on to seventy, though he could only work
four hours day. After these hours he
engaged in vigorous exercises to keep him out
ued one of the best professors in the country"
DR.. Parker is no mere theorist, but physi-
clan of long and extensive practice and if
what he says is truth, there are few literary and
professional men and artists who do not trans
gress the limits of their physical powers. And
what shall be said of requiring children to study
six, eight and ten hours day, as is often done
in our public schools?
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

GoNE.-A bright luminary has faded from the
armament of the federal capitol. 81 am sorry, ~
says Don Piatt, to write it, but with the for
tieth Congress departs our Mullins. He goes
out never to return. No more shall that voice,
which sounded like sawmll with bad cold
be heard ringing through the halls, awakening
echoes and laughter inextinguishable. Ah, me
Why will my Mullins go? What a dull-time we
will have when his eloquence is lost in the wlds
of Tennessee. The best things of my Mullins
are not reported. The reporters fail to do
him justice. He charged down on New York
Chanler the other day, on mules, and it took
Chanler's friends three day to dig him out. l
will stand here, Mr.. Speaker, roared Mullins,
till the angel Gabriel snaps his last gun
viii stand here till the pis-ants carry me ont
piecemeal through the keyhole. l will stand
here until the archangel fires the crack of doom
amid the wreck of matter and crush of boards,
and Asia tumbies into Africa, leaving the polar
star to CLEAN like the eye of hell upon mighty
void of collateral chaos
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
n. Y. S. Vol. INSTITUTE,
Corner 5th ave. and 10th street,

n. I. >. Vol. INSTITUTE, I
Corner 5th ave. and 10th street,
Central Park
Home and School for the Sons Of Deceased Sodiers
DR.. II. T. HELMBoLD:
Two bottles only of the package of your valu-
able Buchu presented to the Institute have been
used by the children, and with perfect success.
In the case of our little Lieutenant A. j. his
pride is no longer mortified, and he is free from
the daily morning anathemas of the cham ber-
maid who has charge of his bedding feel that
knowledge of the result of our use of your
Buchu with the children under our charge may
save many Superintendent and Matron oi
Boarding Schools and Asylums great amour,
of annoyance and many poor child suffering
more from Teohness than from habit, may ba
spared punishment, that is mot knowing it as q
weakness instead of bad habit) most unjustly
inflicted upon them. Thanking YOU on behalf
of the children, and hoping others may be alike
benefited,
am respectfully yours,
COL. YOUNG,
General Sup't and Director.
June 10, 1865. 1852
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS
DR.. PERRAULT is the only Agent in California for
DR.. BriOt'S Female Monthly Pills,

Their immense sale has established their reputation
female remedy, unapproached and far every
other medicine for Suppression and Irregularities 9TH
er distractions in females On the receipt Five Dollars
these pills will be by nail express
the world, secure from curiosity damage
Persons at distance be cured home
ing letter to DR.. j. PERRAULT. Sacramento
Montgomery streets Rooms Nos 10 and H. 97:
Post Office, San Francisco. stating the mnuteiy
possible, general habits of living occupation, etc.
All communications confidential 1:l352t
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

January %, 1868. !
Mr. II. T. HELMBoLD:
Dear Sir - Your communication requesting
our terms for advertising was duly received, bu
from a prejudice | had formed against advertis
ing "cures for secret diseases it was left un
answered During accidental conversation
in a drug store the other evening, my mind wa!
changed on the character of your BUcHU. 1t wa:
then highly commended for other diseases by
two physicians present. Inclosed please fine
our rates of advertising.
Yours, &c,
T. B. H. STENHOUSE,
Editor and Proprietor of
Daily and Sem-Weekly Telegraph.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

DIpN WANT TO BE AN ANGLIA parson was
picturing to an old sinner upon his dea,hbed
the glories that awaited him if be would repent
He promised him among other things that be
would soon be an angel. Don't talk that way,
please, parson, said the dying man /; if there is
anything have a horror of its to be an angel
sitting on damp cloud, picking harp in the
moonsbine.'
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

RULES OF HEALTH.-Rise early: battle fro.
ouently; exercise freely in the open air ,ake
your meals at regular hours eat slowly: mas.
ticate your food we'll abstain from intoxicat;r,,
drinks dress warm, and not So tight as 10 i'm,
pede the functions of the organs. or free circn.
ia,iou of the blood retire early in well yeptiIa-
ted apartments.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

THE other day an ex-trooper of Decatur. III
confessed that he never fully realized the bor'
rors of war until ne returned home to find his
sweetheart married to sleek dry goods clerk.
II was hard,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
SPERMATORPHTA


DIR. D0HERTY has just published important pam
phet embodyng his views and experiences in
Impotence Nirty being short treatise Sperm,-
torrh9a Seminal Weakness. Nervous and Physical
ty consequent this affection and other diseases
ual Organs.
This little work contains information Of the value
to all whether married single and will FREE by
mail receipt of SIX CENTS postage stamps return
postage. Address ". X. DUHEHTY. NJ. d..
l2:tt Francisco Cal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
UNFORTUNATE! +!
DR.. GIBBONS DISPEKSARY,
GiG NraI,.eN sfrRef,

C1HNER COMMERCIAL. SAN FRAN
cisco. established in 1854. for the treat
meat of Sexual and Seminal diseases,
such rs Gonorrhea. Gleet. Structure,
Syphilis in all lis forms, Seminal Weak
ness. Imrotcucy. etc. Skin diseases (of'
years ,t,ulin@j aud liberated Legs, sue
-es>fully treated.
DOCTOR GibBnN has the pleasure
1t announcing that he has returned to.
this state. after an absence of one year.
.Inrin. which tiIne le has visited all
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
TUSCAN SPRINGS.
Teha1na Co., Cal.
j. G. BR4DLET. Pro

Ex THESE SPRINGS ARE PLEAS
H.1T antly situated in picturesque valley,
.ss about seven miles from Red Bluff The
sakzs- buildings have been thoroughly repair
ed, and visitors will find all the comforts of a
home, as well as the health-giving virtues of the
waters.
The most eminent physicians of San Francis
co and the State, after careful analysis of the wa
tiers, pronounce them to be the
Best Mineral Waters in the United States
and this opinion is verified by THOUSANDS ofper-
sons who have been cured of chronic diseases,
after having tried in vain the best medical advice
For chronic diseases of all kinds, Rheumatism
Scrofula, Nervous complaints, Dyspepsia, lndi-
gestion, Skin diseases, Uterine affections, and
the diseases of females these rdters are nfdHa5fe.
The charges are moderate, and every attention
will be afforded to promote the comfort of inva-
lids. For further information apply to Dr.. K. A.
Thomas, Weavervlle DR.. A. B. Goss, Hay Fork,
or address J. c. BRADLEY, Red Bluff.
Tuscan Springs, April 20, 1866. l5.tf
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

HEAR HIM The editor of the Boone county
tlowa) Democrat gets off the following;
We have never known good, wholesome
healthy woman to clamor for political rights
AS rule those vino have ambition to enjoy the
privileges, are hippadded, bosom-stufed, bald
pated, peak-nosed, thin-lipped, crack-brained
nat-footed, shank-legged, long-heeled, barren,
oaoyiess women-female monstrosties and vic
Tins of nervous debility.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24


To THE AFFLICTED-DE W a. DaRrR7v returns his
sincere thanks his patients their patronage,
and would take this opportunity to remind them that he
tnues consult his crorc
URINARY and all private diseases SYPHILIS
all its forms and stages: SfNIy,I Wr,EN;ss and all m o-
rid consequences self abuse GoNoRaHort GiEET STEc-
TUREs Nocturnal and DIuENAL EMISSIONS DLpl1Y.
diseases of the Back and Loins inflammation Of the Bladder
successful practice will c0ntinue to insure him share pub
lie patronage. By the practice of III Europe and
the United States he is enabled apply the
successful remedies against diseases Of all kinds He
without mercury. charges moderate. his patients in
correct and honorable way and has references o nnques @
able veracity from men OF known eSpeci1y and high
standing in society All parties consulting him by letter
otherwise will receive the best and gerest
implicit secrecy.
TO FEMALEs.-When female is in troubie. afflicted
head dimness OF sight loss Of muscular power aptatio
Of the heart. irTabty. Nervousness. diff
cnlties arrangement OF digestive functions general debility
vaginitis all diseases of the womb. scriity
other diseases peculiar females, she siond ~ write N
to the celebrated female Doctor DoiERTY at liz
Medical Institute, and consult him about her trouble,
disease The Doctor is electing than any
Physician in the State of California. Let false dccacy
You. but apply Immediately and Yourself ous
painful suerin-s and premature death All narrie ladies
delicate health other prevent IN in
crease in their ameS should write call at Dr. W. H. DO
HERTYs Medical Institute and they will receive posi-
bic relief and help. The Doctors Offices that
he can be consulted without fear of observation.
To CORRESPONDENTS.-patie residing in any part oi
the State however distant who may desire tie opinion
advice their respective cases and WHO
holding personal interview. m
that their will held most sacred and
confidential If the he fully canddly described
personal communication will be unnecessary
diet, regimen and the general treatment Of the
delay and IN such manner as TO convey no idea OF the
port of the letter or parcel so transmitted.
Consultation. by letter or otherwise Permanent
cure guaranteed pay. Address
w.K. DoHERTY, ". D., San Francisco, CAL
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24

Established expressly IN of'ord the od sopd md scst
tifc Medicai lid. IN the tJcof5ce1H ond of all
Irir0fe GRd fbronjc diytaS.s. rj
cEecy, and all NE-TT-iL DISORDERS.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
PRIVATE MEDICAL AID !
JICK CURES AND MODERATE CHARGES
DOCTOR W. K. DOHERTY'S

Private Medical and Surgical Institute .
SACRAMENTO ST. BELOW MONTGOMERY,
Opposite the Pacific Nail Steamship Co.'S 0fce0 Private
entrance on Lcilesiorh street. san Francisco
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-04-24
RECOMMENDATIONS.

GREAT SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, !
,January %. 1868.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1869-08-21

AMERICAN EMIGRATION TO SPAfN.--Thp
London correspondent of the Manchester
Guardian writes:
A singular project is on foot, about
which agents are busy here aud in Paris,
for the colonization Of a portion of Spain,
now sparsely peopled, by emigrants from
the Southern States IF the Union Som4
Of the e who beaded distinguished
commands in the Confederate army are
ready to lead back to Europe the descen.
dants of those who two centuries ago
planted the transatlantic dominion -
They End it impossible to reconcile them.
selves to he altered condition of things
that have arisen since the civil war.-
They have been used TO a land of tradit.
and memories associated with Old
World institutions and sooner than
give these up they are willing to cast
their future lot with Catholic aud aristo
cratic Spain. Gen. Prim is said to favor
the project, for he appreciates the militia
~ qualities of the race. and naturally
'hinks the infusion of new blood would
of no little value to his country.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1869-08-21

New R~FPCBLiCAN ORGANIZATION "A part
of the Republicans in New York CITY
have organized a new party to be called
" Union Republicsns." It's central com,
mittee has issued 8 Tong address. in which,
they say;
The strength of the Republican party
in OR city has never yet been fully de-
veIoped. Thousands of our best men
nave held aloof and abstained from At
tending our primary meetings becsuse it
was plainly to be seen they were control
led by a few individuals 10 disregard of
everytbing except their own wishes. and
who have not enjoyed general confidence
for dislnterrstedness, personal character
or ability. In conclusion We have only
to add that the duty we have felt called
to perform, in exposing the actions of
An organic ,tion claiming to he the nnIy
representative OF the Republicans
Of New York, has been demanded Of Us.
lest We and the many thousands of good
and true Republicans who do not sympn-
tbize with them should be deemed as &c
quiescing 10 the course they have taken
As our representatives, and also that you
sea our true condition and apply
the proper remedy for the best interests
81 our party.
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1869-08-21

TALENTED INEBRrArgs,-A corra.n,,
ent Of the Boston journal writes
In the Binghamlon Inebriats a.vlu,,
are eminent lawyers from New EprIanS
whom have heard plead with Wsbs,s,
tnd Choate, men of wealth and s,snd;oc
eloquent temperance orators whose nsms
and address | have seen within a wear il
the Journal ; men who have been and arc
still officially connected With the ci,v
government of New York ; professional
men of high standing !; eloquent aud dis.
tingn'shed ministers Of the Gospel sons
oi eminent merchants Of New York and
other ieading cities some of the mos,
talented artists Of the land; orgapists
who readily command $1,000 a year in the
; With BANKERS, lawyers, clerks snd
eminent men nearly all of them under
thirty Years of age. Many of thsm are
fine performers They have organized a
choir, conduct 10 superb style the wor.
ship which is held daily and the worship
Ut the Sabbath ; give concerts have
entertainments ; rua i small theatre once
week have negro ninstrels !: and the
week is occupied in a round Of in.
LerestIng amusemeots. Many of tie
rooms are fitted up 10 artistic style BY
Tue patients, aud a more elegant, cheerful
-xuberant retreat eanaot be found in tbs
Sugar planter. [volume] (West Baton Rouge [i.e. Port Allen, West Baton Rouge Parish, La.]) 1856-1925, 1869-08-21

MANUFACTURING Corros Souru
'itne since the Chicago ReppbIic.no'
pressed Inc conviction tha, the daa e.
not i"f distant when the South @ss
become almost exclusively the lou so0'd
nj cottoh fabrics 10 this co1n,rr p'o1ucer
ne cotton Manufacturers Of M SUI sa'i
'and would be impelIed by impa,s. ag'
circumstances to transfer tho s'se
Their operations into the n~sirhbogtas u
the fields which grow the r9w Of
and IT now finds stroug supno,, 81
opinion 10 the annual report Of the "'
gusta Georgia Cotton FACTORY. A4'
OF one years p~toduction a. A.us re-
Was totaI earnings. st49 7R9 ~ sus's
expenses. s49,056 81 /; net profits :, "'s'
Twelve months industry $lO0 al % 'us
a working capital of 5000 00o '1, %
TOO, Is only a single example No.oS'
cotton mill IS at work in the eo,to, Oua
g'on but makes remuneratiye rs,an re-
'nnts invested t; aud in pe.,Iv %
State more mill are going M nra ey
inward q movement which mns. 10y
very long aggregate upon Southero VIC
The production Of sheetings, sh,,,;a s.l'
? nabafgs, e~alicoes and other ss'
fabrics, There is no reason WIN vi
machinery which turns cotton into . 9 &c
lshed product should be located hnns. ~.
Of miles from the place where H. ,o%
IS grown, and no commereia,a.
'.ter necessity why a bale Of oot,oa
nave a great big hole ale in il h.
transportation, storage, insurance. e,n
'eio'e 1t is converted into cloth nj,
Is fast regulating itself. and rs
vii soon have all the staple worksa
n the locality whore the crop was plsDi.
d = Vicks5arg Herald.