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Imported PercherO7s Stallion
ssCONOUEROR.''

a This celebrated Stallion win stand for
In the season of 1859, at at the the stable @ Of the
-szAZ1- THIEF s. s. p. DEPOT, IN SACO, ME.
He is years old, stands II hands high and weighs
1900 pounds: of splendid figure and action; beau
tiful dappe gray; perfectly sound and believed to
be the best horse of his kind ever imported; kind to
ride or drive will work in all harness; import
ed at great expense by the Massachusetts Society for
Promoting Agriculture. and was purchased by his
present owner for the purpose of introducing an i'm
proved breed Of Draft Horses in this State.
mile in four minutes, twelve miles an hour, and
walked five miles an hour This latter feat is be-
ieved to be unprecedented in horse OF his size and
is very valuable feature in draft horse, and one
that he imparts to his progeny in marked degree
Terms, $25 fer the sens ON; to be paid at the
time of service. As it is desirable to leave only
perfect class Of stock from this horse he will serve
only such mares as are sound. All mares sent from
distance will be furnished good pasturing at 81, ,25
per week, and will be received at the depot OF boat
and taken to the stables free of charge While ey-
cry attention will be given to their safety the sub
scrber will not guarantee against theft or accident
Colts after Conoueror: For the best Stud Colt shown
at the Maine State Agricultural Societys Fair in
- s-'S' - HORACE WooDliAN.
Statement Of Thomas Motley, Esq, First Vice Pres
ident Massachusetts Society for Promoting Agri-
culture.
The Percheron Stallion Conqueror was selected by
one of the veterinary surgeons OF the Royal French
College, and sent to this country by Messrs John
Munroe & Co., of Paris, under express orders from
the "Trustees of the Massachusetts Society for Pro-
noting Agriculture" and arrived by steamer from
Havre, in New York, in July, 1864, and arrived at
my stables July 8, 1864. He was considered one of
the finest horses to be had.
THOMAS MOTLEY, LIST Vice President
Mass. Society for Promoting Agriculture.
Will also stand at my stables, the celebrated HAM
blet0nian Stallion
"mOUNTAIN BOY,o
grandson of Rysdyk's Hambetonian." He is
four years old, blood bay stands sixteen and halt
hands high, of fine figure and action, and weighs
1850 pounds. Terms $50.
Also the splendid bay Stallion
"sAUNTERER,'.
Siredby sNed Davis" Che by "Hiram Drew who
trotted his mile In 237-dam ssSea Foam," who made
her mile in 2.35. oSaunterer' is five years old,
good stopper, and kind in harness weighs $50 pounds
and stands fifteen and quarter hands high.
Terms, SIS.
DB-This stock has been selected with special ref
to the improvement of the breed of pleasure
and draft horses, and the terms of service have been
fixed at price which is within the reach OF every
man who desires to raise good colt.
For further particulars address,
HORACE WOODMAN,
p21eod3m Saco, Maine.
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For Group,
The Balsam will be found invaluable and may al
ways be relied upon in the most extreme cases.
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House for Sale.

DRICK House No 46 Spring Street, recently own
Ded and occupied by the late James E. Fernald.
Apply to
ap23tf LOWELL 81 SENTER.
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Wanted.

A Situation by young man in a wholesale or re-
Il tail Grocery store. Would prefer steady job
with chance for advancement in the business; well
acquainted with the retail trade. Good recommen-
dations IL required. Address for one week stating
terms, &c.. Ct. L, Portland, p. o.
May 18-d1ws
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Salem Lead COMPANY.

Manufacturers of WHITE LEAD, by new and i'm
proved machinery, whereby they are turning out an
article which for purity, bysliancy and body, is un-
qualled in this country, and will be warranted
perfectly PURE. They have, also, Leads of lower
grades. They manufacture, also, LEAD PIPE. Their
prices will be warranted as low as those of other
manufacturers, for goods OF equal quality.
FRANCIS BROWN, Treas'r,
Office, Post Ofice Building, salem, Mass.
apr7 2aw3mc
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Clergunaess.

The Rev. ISAAC AIKEN, of Allegheny, Pa,
testes that it has cured him. alter all other reme
dies had failed.
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Brick House for Sale.
FFyHE Brick House on the westerly corner of
convenient for one or two families Has a good lot
and well of excellent water. Must be sold to set
tie an estate. Price $2.50O
Apply to VIM. H. JERRIS, Real Estate Agent,
maySd3w Under Lancaster Hall.
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E2AVL
Al vie have committed an excess OF any Kind
whether it be the solitary vice of youth, the sting
ing reouke OF misplaced confidence in maturer years,
SEEK FOR An AETIDoTE IN SEASON.
The Pains and Aches, and Lassitude and Nervous
Rrostration that may follow Impure Cotton,
are the Barometer to the whole system.
Do not wait Tor the contamination that is sure fol-
low; do not wait for Unsghtly Ulcers, for
Disabled Limbs, for Loss OF Beauty
and Enmnlexinn.
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Druggists.

6 Any Druggist in the country will tell you, If you
take the trouble to enquire that every that buys
In the most unqualified praise of its great medicinal
virtues
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A Good Brick House to Let,
A T Mo rills Corner, containing ten finished
IA rooms. Plenty of water; good stable and gar
den spot Possession Immediately. Apply on the
prem ses to Charles e. Morrill,, or
VIM. II. JERRIS.
Real Estate Agent, under Lancaster Hall.
May 5. dit
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BOARD AND ROOMS.

BOarders Wanted.
A Gentleman and wife can be accommodated with
"A pleasant rooms and board. Also several single
gentlemen, at 21 Smith st. may18d1ws
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Small Farm for sale.

DART of two story white house, No. so st. John
Il Street, comprising seven rooms. apply on the
PREMISES. may19d1W<
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w A N IT E ID.
Wanted Immediately

TWO GOOD IRoNERS, at
Il may20d3t* FALMOUTH HOTEL
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TslNG TEA--Blaok Dragon Chop!

TElNG TRA--Blaok Dragon Chop!
Natural Leaf, perfectly pure Using signifies pure).
Prepared cithout any coIoring foreign substance.
Cured on Porcelain mot copperl over sloaO fire.
Delightful lacor, exceedingly poscerfal and strong
Combines all the healthy virtues of the Tea-plant
Mandarins and higher class Of natives use no other
This celebrated Tea was first introduced here by the
limited quantity imported was rapidly sold. at the
high price OF 5 80 pound. 1t met with such un-
qualified approval. and the demand tor it from all
made arr angements to procure larger supply, upon
more favorable terms for the future and they have
just received the first invoice for this year, which
will be sold at the low price of $1.10 ponnd, at
which (but little over half what it cost year ago
it is the cheapest Tea known; and the company feel
that they cannot too highly recommend it to ali who
drink Tea as it possesses the flavor and Strength
and the soothing, invigorating properties of both
Black and Green, without any injurious quality be-
ing chemically pure and Tree from c0lorlng matter
OF any foreign mixture, it will suit the taste and
please all VINO love Tea.
Ihs tea Rgt ~. up neat neatly = IN pound parcels sS lbs.
age The wholesale price by the chest is 81. pound
and orders from Traders, Hotel-Keepers, peddlers
clubs Families, for chests of SO pounds more,
will be filed at the wholesale price. Parties living
in towns where we have agents can always get this
Tea from them.
Like all other goods sold by the Oriental Tea COM
pany this Tea is warranted to give entire satsiac-
ti0n; and parties ordering can do with the 1ull
assurance that If the whole or any part fails to suit,
it may be returned at our expense, and we will re-
fund the money.
SPECIAL NOTICE-As a matter of convenience
to the public we are arranging with Apothecaries
and other merchants all over the country to act
Agents for selling Teas and Cofees in their local
ity, at our warehouse prices. Our profits are small
but soe give over our.ths Of them to agents COM
mission. We want an Agent in every town in the
Union, and will send full particulars, terms, price,
lists sc. upon application by mail from Traders de-
string it. Address
ORIENTAL TEA COMPANY,
may11df4w Boston, Mass
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TO LET.
To be Let.

Z OCCO00CO7C UCCE7E WC O7JC6
1yHE large Store on Commercial Street, head
Il Widgery's Wharf, together with the Wharf and
Dock. 1t has four Counting Rooms, also large
Safe. Has been occupied as Grain, Provision and
West India Goods Store. Is finely adapted for
Fish Establishment Will be fitted up tor any kind
of business.
Rent low. Enquire on the premises.
May 21-dtf
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Yisld at once to a steadyuse Of this great remedy.
It will succeed in giving relie when all other reme-
diesihave failed.
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NOTICE.

pERSoNS having Coal Ashes or any rubbish can
a dump the same at the end OF Union Wharf,
very handy chance.
mayls-sw JOSEPH n. WHITE, Wharfnger
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Goes Dyspepsia Care,

Will also be found invaluable in all cases oil Diar
rhDa, Dysentery, Collie, Summer Complaints, Gri-
ping, and in fact every disordered condition Of the
stomach
Sold by Druggists in city or country everywhere
at $l per bottle, or by application to
THE C. G. CLARK Co.,
Sole Proprietors, New Haven, ct.
aug 5-d1aw&weow
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For Sale or To Let.

A NEW Two and half Story Brick House, con-
N tanning % rooms, well arranged for a boarding
House, or for two families Will be sold low, terms
liberal, or let to good tenant Inquire OF
JOHN G. PROCTER,
NAV 1Se0d3w No. SO Exchange Street
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Ezsvv esans gksss.n.is Gas rss.lfr ss n

Ezssz ezany gkousansis Oax Testify Es I his
By UnhnP2y ExperieRce!
Young men troubled with emissions La sleep,-a
complaint generally the result of q bad habit in
you'll, Treated scientifically and perfect
ranted or no charge made.
Hardly day passes but we are consulted by one OF
more young men with the above disease, some Of
whom are as weak and emacated as though they had
the consumption, and BY their friends supposed te
have it. Ali such cases yield to the proper and only
correct of treatment, and in short time sre
made to rejoice in perfect health.
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On Great Chebeague Island known
a zTTS y as the Isaac Weber place.
@ISMfAwkn Terms OF payment to suit the pur-
esRsss EIltf chaser. Inquire Of
&Esszrs1zs1I ELBRIDGE GERRY,
may14dtf No 50 High st.
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cam be cut, and stlII inc C1Utn cannOt be pulled
anart Without tearing it. We pay Agents from $75
to $500 per month and expenses, or commission
from which twice that amount can be made. Ad-
dress SECOMB q CO, PITTSBURG, PA, or BOS-
TON MASS, or ST. LOUIS, MO.
CAUTION.-Do not be imposed upon by other
parties paming off worthless cast-ron Machines un-
der the same name or otherwise. Ours is the only
genuine and really practical cheap machine manu-
factured. may19-3m
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wfaaIa.Axeis lzaAn.

There are many men OF the age OF thirty who are
troubled with too frequent excavations from the baa
der, often accompanied by slight smarting burn
ing sensation, and wealeping the system In man
ner the patient cannot count for. On examining
the urinary deposits ropy sediment viii often be
found, and sometimes small particles of semen al
bumen will appear, the color will be of thin milk
tsh hue, again changing to dark and turbid appear.
ance. There are many men who die Of this difficulty
ignorant Of the cause, which is the
SECOND STAGE OF SEMINAL WEAKNESs.
1can warrant o perfect cure in such cases, and O
full and healthy restoration of the urinary organs.
can do SO by writing, in plain manner, descrip-
tion of their Diseases and the appropriate remedies
will be forwarded immediately.
lAn correspondence strictly confidential and viii
Be returned, II desired.
Address: DIR. j. b. HUGHES,
No. 14Preble Street,
sasxt door to the Prsbls House. Portland, he.
r. Send StaInn for Circular.
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For sale.
To Rent.

ONE of the New Houses on Congress st. First
OClass.
may19dtf w. III. STEPHENSON.
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FOR SALE.

A PEDDLE CART, suitable for Dry Goods or Tin
IA Ware. Enquire Of ASA CROSBY,
may3dlm* Portland Pier.
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OK good men to work in Brick Yard at Var
- mouth. Apply at the Yard. may2Od1ws
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Sore Throat.
Hard Colds a,adE Coughs

Keep your throat wet with the Balsam-taking lit
tie and often-and you will very soon find relief
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500 Lab0rers Wn2pted.

ON the Portland Water Works at Sebago
work win find immediate employment BY going di.
rectly to the Lake, or will be forwarded to the work
application at the office of the contractors foot of
Prebie st, Portland. may15d2w
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- A 1-2 storied house, containing six finish
E:; ed rooms, with lot 50x93 feet, an abundance of
Mzs.A. good water. Upon the premises is a small
Store suitable tor a grocery. The whole pronertv
can be had for $500, if sold Immediately. Np'-''
-pply to w. II. JERRIS, Real Estate Agent
may21d1ws Under Lancaster Hall
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Soreness of the Throat. Chest and
LaS7ags!

: DO not delay procuring and Immediately taking
Goes Cough Balsam when troubled with ai,v Of the
above named difficulties They are all prenonitory
symptoms OF Consumption, andif not arrested, wifi
sooner or later sweep you away into the valley of
shadows from which none can ever return.
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Norfolk and Baltimore Steamship Line.

Norfolk and Baltimore Steamship Line.
Steamships of this Line sail from end
of Central Wharf, Boston, Evsry Five
SISdEN Doys,at o'clock P M for Norfolk and
= Baltimore. Steamships
.Georqe 1ppoId," Capt. Solomon Hores.
sWiliiam laurence Capt. VIM. n. Hdiiett.
"William Kennedy Capt. J. O. Parker, Jr.
"AfcClelian," Capt. Frank NJ. H0ioes.
Freight forwarded from Norfolk to Petersburg and
Richmond, by river rail and by the Va. y Tenn.
dir Line to all points in Virginia, Tennessee, Aia
bama and Georgia; and over the Sedboard and Roa-
aoke r. r. to ali points in North and South Carolina
by the Bait. Ohio R. r. to Washington and all
places West.
Through rates given to South and West.
Fine Passenger accomodations.
Fare including Berth and Meals to Norfolk $12.5O;
time 4s hours To Baltimore $500; time 65 hours.
For further Information apply to
e. SAMPSON, Aqent,
may4d3m 81 Central Wharf Boston.
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International Steamship Go.
EastpOrt, Calais and 81. John.
Digby, Windsor. & Halifax.
SPRING ARRANGEMENT.

- ON and after Monday, March
~sss.= IN 10th, the steamer NEW ENG
a n linn LAND, Capt. L. FIELD, and the
-. .zs22S >steamer NEW BRUNSWICK.Ca Capt
zilliIlzsAsE. B.WNcHEsTER,w win leave Rail-
road Wharf, foot OF State Street, every Monday and
Thursday, at O'Clock p. NJ, for Eastport and st.
John.
Returning will leave ST. John and Eastport on
same days.
Connecting at Eastport with Steamer BELLE
BROWN, for St. Andrews, and Calais. and with
N. B. & G. Railway for Woodstock ana Houlton
stations.
Connecting at st. John with the Steamer EN-
PRESS for Digby, Windsor and Halifax, and with
the Il. q N. A. Railway for Shediac and interme-
date stations. Connections at st John for Freder
icxton and Charlottetown z. E. /.
Freight received on days OF sailing until och
p. NJ.
A. r. STUBBS
mar % dtf Agent.
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Morv meeting Emma on the church s,ep
who has new dress. exclaims-
why I'm, got new dress, sin't you'll
How very com mon those shades are.'
En- Indignantly and scornfulIy)-.I car
excuse your ignorance, Mary, nsyou ore no
expected TO know every thing, This is ih,
new shade imported direct from paris.'
MARK Exceedingly fus,ered ss she sees
"A wei'-known figure advsncing)--. Yes,
see now. It is lovely; but, EN-. do tell me-
could you see / have :. false coilr
EN- (mos, empha,ical'y) -'Cerlainly; II ir
oil bu'ginc out this side: and there comes
Charlie Watson. By-she.by. understand
he hates false hair, dear
MARY (dfjectedly) -'Cou'du't you fix IL,
dear, before he comes! Do, and will give
you my new bantkerch chiei. holier that you
like so much.'
EM-.There's the organ commencing. ]
must 60 in. | would dviae you 10 90 home,
love. Bssides, holders nre so common.
Em goes in. leavirg Mary 10 seek her
home. feeling tina, she has had the worst Of
the battle.
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CURE Fur BIZ cHoiGRA -ihe New Al.
bany Ledgsr soys ihe, Mr.. Daniel Radchf.
OF ilsrdinshurg, lad. he's made yslnshi.
discovery i"r .he eu,e OF this disease smorg
the bees. which he eeys V III never fail 10 r..
store 'hem'to per ect health. He has los.
great many bees during The winter. everv
remedy ho had tried having iuied up 10 =
lew weeks a5o: After trying neurly every
thing, in the hope OF saving his bees. hs
somehow or other concluded 10 ,ry partrvric
Taking small vial of this medicine he re-
moveed the cover from ore Of the hivessnd
applied Sbout onetbird Of i: over the hooev.
comb. Within few hours The bees beeom.
aclive and mov9d about ia appsren, good
health, having absorbed every par,icle of
the psregoric. Mr.. r. used The psreporic in
the same manner on every hive with like r..
sui, md nov rfJices in a. healthy 10, Of
bees as can he tom d sry~ here.
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The Ealhus.astlc Professor.


There Is story, peIhsps forgotten by al
but nen who were stuGelts at a certain cot
! lrge n+hr 'h'fiy years age OF an en,husi ,e-
TIC pro'sssF oi s.tom0!ogy not celebrsac
Tor ms .x.fc'sr ci hospitality, VINO WAS su
ldeiig'tei bt the srrlva; Of sa eminent rur.
isuer Of Insects tim, he invited him 10 bed
nnd board IL his house Next morning, DR.
Nicely greeted hig guest:
aud nuw did ye s.vep the night Mes:er
Behsmo,hp
Not very well; tt-ange bed. perhaps l /.
But
All quolh the docrer. eagerly, we were
just bitten ny sume,h.ng. cap
Wen. 10 tell you the truth, doctor.
wss'
Just 'hink Of that, Bitten warye, Now.
can ou cay Il wac any thing a, all nute.w or.
Thy lhst bi, ye! Peculisr. ehr
'Fiess, think. Bot such d.vi. for bilin
never net IN my hie.'
:! ehout ibinA 70, irj.ed. with great
gleel They're Sici!ian fsus. Imported
them n,yssiii'
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1ne Love that Lives Eterna,ly.
EY RUTHELLA SCHULTZ.


Lorg distant he me day, swee, friend.
Tbs. shines on me and no, on thee!
Rnt lonPer ,tll pray IL ba
Ere our sweet tIiendsnp hath on end!
For though onr eyes shall surely fail
10 look tn love We msy no, speak,
BeCnuse ali language would be weak,
And all EXPIRE s-ion would be ffail;
And though. ns surely mu., befsl,
Lake summer ila1'rs our lips fhali fade,
And loves lssl kisS be unrepaid,
.ove's iragrubce flown beyond recsll:
And though cur hntds. with idle grace,
stall ne cpiG.w bite rs winter snow.
Cnheeding friend ss we'll os Zoe,
Forgetting loves supreme embrace;
Though this be- ours or soon or lsie,
pray ihet :iTsi it may bs mine,
Lies mingled Sweetness To reign,
AUD heaVh's long resi- 10 sntedaie.
Though this be ours, /, need not be
Iha, friendship tsil with isifing eyea.
Or ;"de, wheu fading lips disguise
TIE love 'hs, lives sierns.ly.
Then lorg, long disian, be iheJ.y
Th.t shines OF ne and not Oh thee!
Bnl logger s,ill pray il oe
Ere our s~,e, frendship doth decay.
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"A man drendiuiIy insane with religion,
named Hoeler. living in lhe ouiskirt cf Han.
nibai, Missouri, murdered his daughter, len
wears old. on The 5ih inst. lie first siranpIed
hef WIN Strap, then Gu, her body in two
with knife after which be tore her heart
out. cut il open with knife pnd swallowe a
The blood. He wss arrested. and when asked
why he committed the deed he replied ths,
Christ died-that Christ was kiled-,h., !,
was no wrse for his child 10 die thar Chri.,
that he offered her as q sacrifice "a CHRIST.
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Joining the Masons.

|
is HE experience in getting into a Lodge:
must tell Of the perils and ,risls had
to undergo TO become a Mason. On the
evening IN question | presented myself a,
The door OF The Lodge room No. 36 65s. O,
skuIl snd cross bones. / was Conducted ia
an ante room, where FIVE or six melaucholv
Ichaps 10 ssshes aud embro dered napkins.
were owsiting TO receive me. On nv en-
trance they sil got up aud turned bs OK som
e'sau's. ana then resumed their seats. A
loig lat fellow who sat in the middle. and
VINO seemed TO be The proprietor, then said
ISihner from the other word. s9v.neer I
Iaevanced. VIII you give up everything 10
Join ns' Not if know ~ said: there
are my wife and fourteen fine Apoiher
lpar.y here told me TO saw .yes., ss itw
merely matter Of form. So l said Yes. I
lgive up everyihing.'
The fellows in the towels then crosned
and said: It's we'll. Do you swear never
70 reveal anythngyo you see or hear this eve
ming TO noy. hnnsn being. or TO your uifei'
! said Pom my word. ! will no,' They
then examined my teeth and fel, nv tongue
then eroaned again. ! said. ii you dom,
'eel well, have got little bottle here
ihe iai man here took the bottle from me
and told NE to shut up. He then, in avoice
of lhunder. ssid, Bring forth the poai!'-
Another fellow then comes up with a clio, n
TO blind me. No you don't. Mr. Mssop.' I
sad; no tricks ON trsvelers, il YOU please
DON'T believe in playing hliudmsp', buff
with goat. I'll rice the devi il you like
but DOM go il blind Stand back or PilI
knock YOU into smlihereens. They were Too
much for tae, however, 70 I had to submit,
TO being thndfolded. The goat was then
led in. and | cou'd hear HIM making awful
racket among the furniture. l began 10 lee
that was urgently wanted a, hume. bot n
was Ia for il and could not help myself.
Three or four fellows then s.izsd me, andI
wi'h demoniacnI laugh pitched me on ,h e
animals back, telling me q, the same time
to look for squaIls, have been in man,
scrapes, Mf MfEditor; I've been in many fights;
have oeen pitched out Of q tour story win
dow; have gone down railway collision; 4
but this little goat excursion wss ahead Of
them all. The confounded thing must be
81 wings end horns. II bumped me rgains,
chsirs and tables. and the ceiling. but hung
en- Ike Trrjan. / turned ffon, soner.
sauis apd rolled over. ihoushtIt was all
pver with me. ! YVES jus, on The point o.
giving up, when the bsndaee fell from nv
Eyes and the gos, bounded through The win.
low with yeil like a wild Indian giving I'D
he ghost. was in . lodge OF Masons.-
they were dancing a war dance around s
zig skull. and playing leap frog, and turning
'snd.springs. ond the big fat fellow wss
tancing on his head in the corner.
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Corundrums.

What is the difference between an en-.
Igine driver and a srbooImsste? Ans
One minds the train, aud The o,hef trains the
mind.
Why is = thief like ticket porter!--
B ecause he Is in the habi. Of taking other
peoples property. &ai
Why is blind man like wa,er.pipe!
Because he is generally LED (iead).
When is a man like tea kettle just
on the boil! Ans-Whcn be is going to
sing .a
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"A man Ia the vicinity Of Boston. upon
being questioned recently upon The weather
replied ,ba, the gasome,er at the side Of bic
house stood three miles below sincere. Hs
is the same person who once sad that he
had the muni.ipoles in the face.
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-Lonsisna's sugar crop is esiirnated al
al25 eco hocsheads OF sugar and oGo 0Oo
barrels of molssses, worth $50 600 COO
Mex, year Il IL anticipated the product will
be $3.50. 600 hogshesds.