The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1869-12-02
FEMALE REMARKS.

Dear Girls, are yu in sarch ov hus-
band
This IL pnmper. and yu ara not re
quirec tew say Eyes out loud, tnt ar,s
expeckted few threw yure eyes down onto
the earth, as tho you waz looking for ,.
pin, and reply tew the interrogatory, with
kind ov draud in sigh, az tho w wzs
eating an oJ ster, juice and all, off from
the haff she'll ~
Not few press SO tender theme until
1t beckums thorn in the flesh, we will
presume (tew avoid argumeni) that yu are
"n the lookout for sumthing in the male
hhe tew boost yu in the up>hilt ov lile,
and tew keep his eye on The britchipc
when yu begin tew 60 down the other side
oV the mountain. Let me give w SUN
small ehuncks oy advice how tew spot
yure fewter husband
i. The man who IL iellous ov every
little attenshun which yu git from sum
other fellow, yu will find. after Va ara
married tn hiE, luvs himself more than
he dug yu. and what yu misfouk for so
lissitude, yn viii: deskover, has changed
inio indifference Jellousy isn't a heart
dlseaze is a liver komplaint.
musiash is not indispensable il
II only little more hair, and iz good
deal like moss and other excressences-
often duz the best On sile that won 1 raiza
ennythinS else. Don't forgit that thoz.
things which ~ admire in phellow be
fore marriagc, yu will probably have lew
admire IN husband after, and nustasL
will git lew be very weak diet after a long
time
). II husbands could be took on trial
az Irish cooks ale, two thirds ov them
would probably be returned but thar.
don Z seem to be emmy law for this.
lLareiore, giils, yu will see that after w
git man, yu have got iew keep him. even
If yu loose on him. Consequently, if va
have cot emmy kold viiles in the house.
try him on them, orce in a while, during
couriing season, and if he swallers Them
well, and seq he will take sum more. he
IS man who, when blue Monday Gums.
will wash well.
4. Doi'; marry a pheller who il alwus
a-tellIng how hiz moIher duz things. It
iz az hard tew suit these men az il IL tew
wean ynng one.
If yung man kan boat yu playing
on pianner, and kant hear a fish horn
playing in the street without turning a
back summersett on account oy the mu-
sick that il in him, say, skip him: he
might answer tew tend babe, but if va
seit him tew hoeing out The garden. va
Will iind that yu have got ;ew do il ynre-
self man whoze whole hsfl lies in
muslck tand not very lefty at thai) aint
no better for a husband than a seedi,.z
powder; but if he loves to listen wb I.yu
sing sum gentle ballad. yu will find hIa.
mellow, and not soft. But don't marry
ennyboddy fer jist one virlew emmy qricH-
er than yu would flop man for iist one
fault
6. 1t is one of the most tuffast film.
for female tew be an old maid success
fully. y CRATE menny haz tried il, and
made bad job ov it. Everybody seems
lew look upon old maids iist as thew do
upon dried harbs-in the earret handy
tor slckness-and, therefore, girls, it aint
amlstake that yu should be willing few
swop yurselt oph, with some true phelIow.
for husband. The swop is a good one:
but don't swop for emmy man who il re-
sPectabel list bekause his father H. Yu
had better be an old maid for 4 thousand
years and then join The Shakers, than tev
buy repentance at this price No woman
ever made this trade who didn't git either
Phool, mean cuss, or a clown for a
husband.
Z. In digging down into this subject. I
lind The digging grows harder the further
git. Ii IL muteh easier tew inform vn
who not few marry, than who tew, for the
reason ;hare. il more ov them.
don't think yu will foHer mi advise.
II give II and, tharefore, / will keen il f:
for look upon advise as do upon castor
ile-a mean dose tew Civ, and mean
desc tew take
But must say one thing, girls, or spile.
If you kan find bright eyed, healthy,
and well ballasted boy, who looks upon
poverty as sassy az child looks upon
wealth-who had rather si Gown on the
curb stun, in front of the 5th avenue no.
tel, and eat a ham sandwich than tew 90
inside. and run in debt for hiz dinner and
tooIhpick-one who is armed with that
kind of pluck. that mistakes defeat for a
victory, mi advise is tew take him boldly
and sonl-snare him at onst, for he il a
stray trout, or a breed very skarss In our
waters.
Take BIN, say, and bid onto him. az
hornets bid on 10 tree
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