Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-05-01
DR.. French's
sANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

Ii will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted
1t cures chronic and irfammatory Rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. II will cure
any and all cases of ID plheria, in its most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant it
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes
1t will cure the 1oothache in one minute. 1t
cur, PlruriSy ard Pneumonia, effectualIy, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. 1t
cures Asthma and Bronct itus when all other
remedies fail. 1t cures Dyspepsia, Palpitaton
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsfui will efiectually cure any
case of Diarrhoea or Dysentery. 1t cures ordi
nary Coughs and Colds in one night-never
fails. 1t cures Neuralgia, this troublesome and
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
effectually in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try ii free
of charge In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or five applications
some of these were of 20 and 25 years stand
ing. We have treated many cases of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scads, Spreins, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case
Scrofula, though be has never had an opportuni-
ty'of testing ii, save in ole case, child years
old, which had been soIey afflicted for years.
Feur bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera MorIus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think II is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu-
sion We wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recommending
this celebrated AnodyIe Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared to prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest lam
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. B. No person must expect one bottle 10
cure case of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years standing though IN many cases one
bottle will make an effectual cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
% Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Staunton Vindicaor.
UT Try Que Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Tcwns IN the United States TO sell this celehra-
ted ARodync Elixir Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box I'll, Staunton, Va.
January ., 500. 0m
o. For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
herdstnWn