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This Mornings Quotations.
THE AVONDALE SUFFERERS.
Investment orlhe Fund for their Relief.


From the Scranton (I'G) Republican, oct. 26.
The Trustees of the Avondale Fund for the relief
OF widows and orphans met yesterday at Plymouth
L. Q. Wadhams, President, in the chair. The Trea-
surer gave security in the sum OF $4,000, and the
Assistant Treasurer in the sum OF Sl0,00O for the
faithful performance OF their respective duties The
salary OF the Secretary was fixed at 5000 per annum
and that or the dlsbursing oicer at S400 per annum
The Board adopted the followng:-
Resoeed That all persons au3 corporations having mo-
neys collected for the aid and relief OF the sufferers OF the
Henderson Gaylord Esq Treasurer OF the Board OF rus
tees OF the said fund at Plymouth Pa And that per
quested collect and forward the speedily may
be practicable.
Ii. Gaylord, Treasurer of the fund, has acknow-
ledged receipts up TO october, Is, 1862 inclusive,
S36 1919 lie has received since, up to October 23
inclusive, amounts as folows:-
Oct. 22-JOurneymen BOOKbnders OF Washington
City, through q. Denham Sl3O5O; j. Stern, Wilkes
barre, from his friends in New York, S105; Don
AOnZo Cushman, Treasurer, check on the Broad
way Bank, New York, for collections made in that
city for AVondale Relief Fund, $23,G256l: total,
2fS6111
Oct. 23.-James Archibald. Jr., $685. additional
from Union Railroad ana transportation Company,
New York, per j. L. G0sser s3l ; Stamford Conn,
through New York Eceliag Post, 50; Delaware aud
Hudson Canal Company, per Thomas Dickson, ESQ.,
Superintendent, $1,000; @. Il, TOrrey per Thomas
Dickson, $500; Thomas Dickson, for himself, $500 !;
total, s8s5s. Total received to october 23, 1862
The Board directed the investment OF $4,000 Of
the fund, as fOllOWs:-
$4,000 in registered iye-twenty bonds Of 1865,
$4,000 in bonds OF the Pennsylvania and New York
Canal and Railfoad Company.
$4,000 in first mortgage bonds OF the Delaware
Lackawanna, and western Railroad Company
1t resolved by the Board that the report of the
committee appointed to confer with a committee of
the Miners Association be received and ordered
fled and that, while the Trustees of the Ayondale
Fund warmly sympathize with the object of the
Miners Association, and will give them all the nnu-
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Financial and Commercial
FROM THE SOUTH.
Local Affairs OF Baltimore.


Special Despatch 10 The Eueni'g Telegraph.
BALTIMORE, Oct. 81. - Large numbers of
strangers are arriving to attend the cattle show
tomorrow. The members of the Cabinet will
be present. President Grant is expected on
Friday.
The municipal election is progressing quietly
but spiritedly. There will be large vote. In
dications are that some of the Republicans will
be elected amongst them, most likely, Shoe
maker, of Adams Express.
Riot In GOldsborO', North Carolina, between
United states Troops and Negroes.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 27.-A special telegram
to the Wilmington, N. c., Journal, dated Colds
boro, October "a, says-"Our town was thrown
into state of the widest excitement last night
by riot which commenced early in the even
ing and lasted until 10 o'clock P. NJ. between
the United States troops stationed here and
some negroes. Seventy-five guns were fired,
and one soldier and one negro were wounded.
1t is now twenty-four hours since the riot and
our authorities have not made or attempted to
make the first arrest There were three fights
the negroes retreating in the last"
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FROM THE JVEST.
A Murderer Asi1s his Freedom.

Despatch TO The EUeniag Telegraph.
ST. LOUIS, Oct 27.-MaX Klingler, under SEN
sence of death, has written a letter to Judge
Preium asking him to use his influence in hay
ing his sentence commuted to Imprisonment for
life, and then try to secure his unconditional
release.
National Sunday School Convention.
The National Baptist Sunday School Conven.
ton will commence here on the I'd of November
number of delegates are already here One
thousand are expected in all. Among those an
nounced to be present are Messrs Howard
Doane, II. Thane Miller, and George f. Davis.
Hnrd Up.
Coal is retailing at twenty cents per bushel
here, and scarce at that. Dealers require two
weeks to make deliveries
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The Tennessee LegisIature.

This body is doing better than we mad reason to
expect of il from the accounts Immediately succeed
ing the election Not only has the new Legislature
passed resolution that the State debt must be re-
garded as invoable but all the prophecies of DIN
johnson would be chosen Senator have been put To
nauQht Furthermore, we are now assured by one
who has mingled freely with the members thar
they, with scarce an exception, fepudiate the idea
Of repudiating the State debt It is now reported
that there are only tIee OF I9ur persons in both
Rebellion,
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ACrand Company.

HanlIct was lately proluced M large Guy IN the
west OF England in a style worthy OF Mr.. Crummles
of nMarcelus, ""Gudenstern, player" "Queen"
ana "Osrc = another took Bernardo" ami HOratiO"
duTtng the churchyard scene. As to the men, one
was HHOratio" then as Rosencrantz" spoke the
proloque and was ''Lucianus" in the play scene was
HSec6nd Gravedigger,n and then "Horatlo" again
"Oueen Gertrude" persisted in calling her son
''iiamiut" and "Laertes" was disguised in liquor.
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NatIOnnI SUNDAY School Convention.
FROM EUROPE.
Affairs i'm spain.

By the Fdnco-Anerican Gable.
MADRID, Oct. 27-General Prm has written
and published letter announcing that the Min
lister Senor Gorilla accepts the notifications
made by the other members of the Cabinet in
the ecclesiastical finance section of the Treasury
budget reducing the amount thirty per cent The
Ministerial crisis in Madrid has consequently
terminated.
This Mornings Quotations.
Blythe Anglo-Anterican Cable.
PARIS, oct. 27-The Bourse opens firm. Rentes
M T5c.
ANTWERP, Oct 27.-Petroleum opens firm and un-
changed.
HAvRE, Oct 27.-Cotton opens quiet both on the
spot and afoat.
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FINANCE AND COMMERCE.
OFFICE or THE EVENING TELEeRAPB,l
Wodnaadav Oct On Ioeo z

The demand for money to-day is, 30 far, slightly
below the average, and with fair supply at the
banks no great difficulty is experienced in Erecting
loans on call on limited time, but there is de-
cided repugnance to longtime contracts in conse-
guence OF the uncertainty which surrounds the local
The rates on call with Government colaterals are
6@I per cent, and on mixed securities 9@10 per
cent There is not much dscounting on the street,
and less at the banks, and the rates are difficult
paper and the dnculty OF defining the really good.
some uscounters hold the principle that all paper s
S,L see4nd-ciass which Is pressed and those VINO are
The gold market is again weak in consequence Of
the utter lack OF speculative feeling in the article
and the disbursement in the coming month of
600 in payment OF interest on the public debt
sales opened this morning at 1905 and closed at
Governments were dull but steady. The business
at the Stock Board to-day was only limited, out the
feeling was firm. There were sales Of City skies at
90 for the old and at 1907 for the new issues Lehgh
gold loan sold at 94H.
In Reading Railroad there was an indifference
among buyers and the sales were of small extent at
Asa s. o., and at 4S44 b. o.; Pennsylvania Railroad
Railroad was taken at 52;S, an ADVANCE Of & There
were some bids OF Al s. for Little Schuykill 80 for
North Pennsylvania; 10 for Catawissa, and 81 for
Canal shares were more active, with sales Of Le-
high Navigation at 53K@84, b. o.
There was little inquiry after miscellaneous stocks
and the bids were really no guide to the tone OF the
PHILADELPHIA STOCK EXCHANGE SALES.
Reported by De Haven Bro, No. 40 s. Third street,
FIRST BOARD
$1,000 City 6s, Old. 96 pa sh Penna Rls. b5H
Sl40O City Is, New 1O0H 100 sh Read Il. bio 4S'44
.9O0 .SS00 40. '.......lOON 100 do ..... $780, 4s2S
$1,000 Q A 6s SO. 149 sh Leh Val Is 52zS
cash.. 96% 90 do. ..b5wn. b2X
$1,000 Pa Il N Y CT rs 90 18 sh Leh St 33S
$1,000 st Louis, VAN 200 do. Is O60 "a
dalia, d y II bds 90 100 do. ....... 33K
sh Southw'k Bk. 10S 200 do. Is b60 "a
JAY COOKE co. quote Government securities as
fSSTsg Sag2o dos s 1884, 81 Sf ls? aG s fSs Of 5 Ss
1893; do, July, 1865, l1lA@ll1%; DO. do, 1867,
117A@1l7N; do, 1885, uIh@ll7H 1O-4Os, 1850
10SA 6s, 1O7 56@ 1919; Gold, 180iS.
MEssRs. WILLIAM PAINTER d Co, No. SO S. Third
street. report the following quOtatons:-U S. 6s of
1851, 119%@119%; 5-2os or 1869, l2O3@12O do. 1864
11SSs@11S4; do. 1865 ll9ll91l92s do. July, 1865,
117A@117%; do. July, 1861, 117A@1179s; do July,
1865, 117h@173S rs 1910. i0SA@1Os3S; U. :. Pacific
r. Cy. 6s 1O75a@1O7A. Cold 12955@13O1S Market
steady.
MEssRs. DE HAVEN BROTHER, 40 No. 8. Third
street, Philadelphia report the following quotations:
u. s 6sof 1881, 11o%@l19% do 1862, 12Oj6@12Ozs;
do. 1864, lis 566 1S55 do 1865, 19S@l199S do 1865
new, llLA@li75s DO 1851 do. l114@l1IH; do. 1865.
per cent. Currency, 1O7H@1O74; Due Comp. Int.
Notes, 1914; Gold 1900 l3OH Silver, 127@129.
q.
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ence in their power individuals, they cannot de-
vote any OF the Avondale Relief Fund TO any other
persons than those connected with and dependent
upon those who were killed at Avondale on the 9th
OF September, 1869. Adjourned.
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LATEST SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE,
For additional Marine Neos see Inside Pages.

(By TslegraphJ
New York, Oct 27.-Arrived, steamship Virginia. from
Liverpool.
PORT OF PHILADELPHIA. OCTOBER ~.
STATE OF THERMOMETER AT THE EVENING rE1.EeRAps
IA AM.,........86IuAM NJ. M. ......45IsP.M 40
CLEARED THIS MORNING.
Nosw 9aF9ne onni' DarnWig' Amsterdam, L. wester-
sGhF Sarah CLARK, Griffin Providence, Hammett NeilIs
Schr R. S, ,Oorson, Corson. Boston, do
sebr Ocean Bird, Kelly, Portland do
esg %s1 & Es@s'
JOSEPH s &a46d mss %tssaiaFoP
BsTss BTss ssSngg sSg kR No. No So m
Barge " i. Harmed, Brown, New York, DO: DO.
Barge R. II. Powell Bains, New York, do
ARRIVED THIS MORNING
cs9lestOnW ~ With REsP mSse to p sOudcr 90. run
more, with mdso to A. Groves, Jr. nSurS from Baiti'
mde dsa&eT o MSF' Bad BSqRI o. hours from New York. with
Barque TEovstoEa Blanchard ls days sagua with
Barquentine White Cloud, Freeman days from Salem
N. G. brig Evelna Schroeder Pruetz 90 days from
Sss6PqS Se6PP fn%BetS %sa Sa En9h 70 Bg%R SS
ballast Hnh to. t9 tsnnOx fG Burgess
Del, in ballast to Iennox burgess VI" wilmington
Sehr II. T.. Russell, Mehafey, from Portland Conn.
sFi1s %sfSe n days from Norfolk with
sSSr Nc Ads@ Willard, days from Boston in ballast
with granite to Barker 4 Bro '1''N''''"n'
MEMORANDA
BBarqpe MeEiSSn 9O ' hence st LiyeEpool Itth inst
sChr John A. Griffin hence, at Charleston yesterday.
Sehr Lucy Ohurch, Adams, hence, at Providence 25th
u sn GsifS %S sinSs s e s Ss H. S b. was spoken h
SSSr H1THsss Lee hence at Ports%Outh 2sd
Holmes Hole A. M. aSd inst. '"'''" ''NNl
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SECOND EDITION
LATEST BY TELEGRAPH.

The Spanish Cabinet Crisis-Riot Be-
tween Soldiers and Negroes in
North Carolina-The Autho-
rites Refuse to inter-
fere-A Western Muir
derer Pleads for
Pardon - Hard
Upfor Coal in
st. Louis.
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(BB 7siegrdphO
Liverpool.
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CLEARED THIS MORNIN

STATE OF THERMOMETER THE EVENING FELFsRApp
IA. M..,...... SO ia NJ. ..5lsPM 40
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FIRST EDITIO N
Il U r. O r e.
Mail Dates to Oct. II.
England and Our Gold Panic-Frapce,
and the Succession to its Throne
Eugene in Venice-The
Suez Canal and its
Effect on Com
merce.

The Scotia arrived at New York yesterday,
bringing us foreign files to the 7th of October.
From these we take the following cXtracts:-
Tho - axv Vorlx Gala pa.fc
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1ru'i4ai,eiJ. H. BRAY
Charge of o Texas Judge.

Think of twelve Innocent
looking gentleman in q box in
Smith county, Texas, listening
with wide open eyes to the fol-
lowing chargen "if the jury,
plaintiff and defendant were
partners in the grocery and
that the plaintiff bought out
the defendant and gave his
note for the interest, and the
defendant paid for tile note by
delivering the plaintiff a COW,
which he, warranted not
breachN and the warrant was
btokenby reason of the breach,
mess of the q COW and he
brought her back and rendered
her tothe defendant, But he re.
fused to- receive her. and the
plaintiff took her back home
again and put aiheavy yuke,on
herto prevent her from jumps
ing fences and by means of the
yoke she broke her neck and
died; and if the jury further
believe that the defendants in
terest in the grocery was worth
anything, the plaintiffs note
was aworthless and rthe COW
good for nothing either for
beef or milk, then the jury
must find out themselves hew
they will decide the case, for
the Court, if she knows herself
and she thinks size ,does-d don't
know how such a case Should be
decided" The verdict was
"yes," and both. parties ap-
pealed. D' "r -''"
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haslbeen said ofsome fhaf khe,

hasibeen said. of some that they
have raised 10OIbushels'of oats
per acre Corn d6eswell'part
of the time. j Dfouth some-
times cuts the crop short. Last
season Wehad littleor no corn.
Those little pests tile grass
hoPPers,, have disappeared, and
we hope they will not retqrn.
This country can't he beat in
theaworld for stock raising.
TimBeris scarce, and 9 inferior
totimBer in Ohio, but we have
plenty for fuel, Coal is being
found in abundance in this
county. Our building materi-
al is hauled from the Missouri
River in wagons, but we will
soon have a railroad through
this county, when wec can have
lumber more convenient In
conclusion, l like this country
well, and don't rent land TO
raise my bread,
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The taking Of two Cabinet
officers from single State
Hoar and Boutwell, being from
Massaehusetts-is not without
a precedent. Washington took
Jefferson and Edmund Ran
dolph from Nirginig John Ad.
ans took Timothy Pickering
and George Cabot from Massa-
chusetts. Mr.. Jefferson even
had three cabinet officers from
that State, Samuel Dexter.
Henry Dearborn, and Levi Lin
coin. Mr.. Madison had a Sec.
retary of the Treasury and an
Attorney General from Penn.
sylvania. Mr.. Monroe bad in
his Cabinet at the same time
John Quincy Adams and Ben,
jamin W.. Crowinshield, OF
Massachusetts,; and.J ohm Quin,
cy Adams had James Barbour,
q "
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How II Lawyer Got Back His
Knife,

A Baton Rouge paper re,
lates this story: During the
present term of the District
'Cout,a gentleman from the
upper potion of the parish,
while, engaged in conversation.
with a. certain. amiabIe and.
we'll known. attorney, chanced
to,borrow his pen knife, and at
its conclusioni .pocketed the
chattel and lett 1iQr his home.
Later, our legal friend missed
his penknlie, remembered to
whom it had been loaned, and
not TO be deprived of his prop
erty by the torgetftAness of
his friend, 'inimediately isseed
a Subpoena to the sheriff for
his appearance to testify on
behalf Of the defendant in a
certain case in which the
i"pesce and dignity of the
,State' had been linfringed.-
Service was made, the day OF
trial came, and ; with, 1t the
aforesaid witness, who sought
his friend and attorney for the
defense, and told him 4 know
nothing about this case,"1 n 81 !,
know that" answered the, at,
torney. swell, why in the
d. did you make me ride
twenty miles to testify in a
case that you knew that /
knew nothing about99 His
legal friend cody replied
''Gme me my knite!' The knife
was produced, and our friend
started sooa after on his long
ride for home, being convinced
that "he VINO matches a law-
yer has only one move" y q
IeisA-=------- !. .s.. "a ---r54 d
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THE GIRL FOR ME.
Just fair enough. to be preat. u

Just fair enough to be pretty toll
Just gentle enough <, be sweet g..
Just saucy enough TO be Witty. ~ D
gust daiHty enough to be neat. r.'
Just tall enough to be graceful,
Just. slight enough for a fay, .
Justiafessy enough to be tasteful,
Ipst merry enough TO be,say. !,
Just tears en0ughto be tender, lagrr
just sighs enough to be sad.
Tones sOftenough to remember, Iglad.
Your heart thro' their cadence made
Just meek enough for submission. r-,
Just bold enough to be brave,
Just pride enough for ambition,
just tioughtfulenoughto be grave.
A tongue that can talk without harm
Just mischief enough to tease, ling,
Manners pleasant enough to be charm
That pat yOu at once at your ease.
Disdain to put down presumption,
.SQccasin TO answer fool, lcl [tion,
Contempt enough shown to assunp-
Proper dignity always the rule. =
Flights Of fair fancy ethereal. ' j
Devotion to science full pRidagHO'
Stuff of the sort of material [made,
That really good housewives are
Generous enough and ikind-hemted,
Pure as the angels, above-- ii;-u.
OH from her may never be parted,
For such is the mdi(en | love. ii3.
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Hollands German 'Bitters
Hoohand's German Tonic

q a combination Of all The Ingredients Of The
Bittsrs, toith PuRE Santa Cruz Rum, Grunge, ETC.
II 10 used for ne same diseases as he BiAers, IN
eases whers some pure dlcoIolic slim Ulus Is yr.
quired. lou lVM bear IN mind hat these reins'
dies are entirely different Jrom any Others
ddrertised for ne cure Of he diseases NAMED
hsSs being scientific preparations Of medtetHaL
eItrdeks iGliis the others are mere decOctiOHS Of
ruRs in some form. The TONIC is decidedly one
Of he most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever
y offered 10 ne public It's taste is exquisite. Hs
; pleasure 10 lake Il, t0hile lis lVe.0iui,lg, e1hiI
srdling, and medicinal qualities haze eaised u b
q, k kJ,0pa a. He greatest Of al toaies.
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JOSH BILLINGS writes that
''Philosopers aul agree that:
the milk is put into the !koker.
nut, and the hole is neatly
plugged up, but who tho feller
il who duzitr the philosophers
are honest enough, for a Won
der to admit they kant .tell."- .
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AS George Brown, 1of Elk
Horn, Ray county, Indiana,
was in the act of retiring to
bed, he threw his revolver
down, and the pistol going of,
the bullet passed through the
head of his son, boy aged
twelve years, killing HIM in
stantly. '--- ,'.--.1 CO.
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BIRTHS, marriages and deaths
in an Oregon Journal are ar 4,
ranged under the respective
heads of "Come," "Fixed to
stay" and "Gone." y" sl .s-..ss
This is about equal to the
ether newspaper which has 1t,
'''Hatched," ""Matched" and "Dis.
patched" . e-ct r.-sfs s--
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~
THE paIindrome is a line thai
reads alike backward and for
ward, One Of the best is Ad
ANS first observation to Eve
"Madam, Pm Adam" Another
is the story that Napoleon,
when at St. Helena, being
asked by an Englishman if he
could liaVe sacked London, re-
piled @Able was ] ere | saw
Elba.' the best palindreme,
probably, in the language.
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THE President was called on,
the other day, by a delegation
of Georgiahs, with some griev.
ances. He told them: II mea:
to SO cure law and order dow,
there, SO that every man ca
be free in his opinions and til
expression of them."' "''-~.
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FRrESp MALLABY, I am plea,
ed that thee has such a fine or,
gan in thy church," "But,n ,nsaid
the clergymen, 81 thought you
were strongly opposed to hav.
ing an organ in the churchsi
$50 l am" said Friend Obadiah
"but then if thee will worship
the Lord by machinery, 1woul;
like thee to, have a first-rate in
strument.n Oh sH 1els 3 hul
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A DRUNKEN man having vomr-
tied into a basket containing
goslings warming by the fire,
exclaimed, in CONSERVATISM,
My graciousl-wife, when'dI
swaller them thingsSn .roE
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CHARLES DICKENS says he can
always judge of the character
of a hotel or restaurant by an
inspection of the castor. The
mustard-pot and oil.cruet ara
infalHbIe tests. 49,. ,f.,r ,.-
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WEsrMoRELAND county, Penn-
sylvania, rejoices in probably
the oldest married couple in
the State--Parrick Murphy
and wife, aged pectively 40
and 80 years. IT,. ...... ...
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-. ~ .r--LII ..l7 ~ % --.. sH.4- ...#
WHo is petted to death by,
ladies with mafriagable daugh-
ters? The Bachelor. Who is
invited to tea and evening par
ties and told to drop in just
when it is convenient? The
bachelor. WHO lives in clover
all his days, and when he dies.
has flowers strewn all over his
grave by the girls that could
not 'entrap him9 The bachelor
Who goesto bed early because
time drag5 heavily with him?
The married man, Who gets
a scolding for picking out the
softest part of the bed, and for
waking up the baby in the
morning? The married man.
Who has wood to split and
marketing TO do, the young
ones to wash and the lazy ser.
wants to look after? The mar.
ried man.. Who is taken up
for whipping his wife? The
married man. Who gets di.
vorces9 The married man.
Exchange. '7'a3p ;7'e.-
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An undertaken, it's q said, is
working for the Cincinnati
office. He puts his'cIaim
on the ground at,he has u
hearse ready to convey the
dead letters to Washington.
Commercial. -ira.-,+ot-