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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1869-07-29
aru 6uuOs.

r AIDES FEATHERS, RIBBONS, and FLOW
Frs sun Hats side Hats Cbdrens Hats hAi pnse
Rating aud materials L. BiNSsS MlLLINBhl' NO. ,"
Broadway, corner OF Sneteeutbsl Save tliL - =
pEADS and FANCY GOODS OF every
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1869-07-29

ALBANY ABd TROY. With Northern and Western
York follows: Cincinnati and Chicago Bpfess
Chicago Express o:aS Montreal RIvrsss M Psebs
$50 Might Express II D. Elegant Drawing Room
attached to al DAY trains aHd Sleeping to night trans The
IpGl &C. 1859 WIN H. VANDERBILT vieePr,,dent
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6tathtrs.


A n experienced classical, mathematical, and
IN English TEACHER With excellent Testimonials desires
TBACHERor TUTOR Gentlemen prepared for college. Ad
dress TUTOR Boz No. l26, Tribune once.
TEACHERS WANTING AUTUMN EN-
GAGEMENTS should have School Institutes Application
Porn Demand for reliable teachers good Wanted specially, Cls
steal Mathematical and Military Teachers for brsa schools; Aso
Ladies for Music, French ADD Drawing
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1869-07-29

WEDLOCK; Or, The RIGHT RELATIONS OF
w SEIEs and popular Summer book, giving practical
who should and who should
Booksellers 81 So gill; 81 Sent srst post BY
6 n WELLS No BrnadRar. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1869-07-29
ERIE RAILWAY,-Tra will leave depots

ckeD IN Drawing Room and Sleeping
Coaches obtained checking and transfer %
baggage Compans ohcesHOS az aud sS7 Broad
way: No 1913 Fuout BROOKLYN; Dpots foot Of Chanbssst aud
EesYok; Long Dock Depot Jersey City, aud
ofthe AGENTS at the principal hos ITO PiermOnt only
WM r BARR GsR'l PsSST Agent
, 1869-11-21

FreemnkonIy IN Europe, although warmly plt-
ronixed by the felGnlng monarch and his Bon. the
members in manner % unsaoT1 70 e this coun,H. III ~
eeema to be the sub1ecf Of strange deloston Ia
tie minds Of the lower order Of Norwrgtans
Their quiet capital haa lately been subject 10 q
pfan., pf essqseIsa q For .eVe Wes ay.
rresions to the 1Ttn Of last month. the Free Ma
tonA' l3al, In Christians. WAS the centre Of con-
unpous rsotona denomination: numerous alfesta
were made BY the police, and 1t nlghtfhe military
were placed under arfns- Similar scenes hAve
been Witnessed before, and they arc tho outbu1st
Of curious and deplorahle superstition.
aenS anee e tns 0xsT ts H. sn1s ,n
charge one OF their secret duties, At the expense
o. shsir le!tow:ci!:ksnr, y suppl5lpg few plump
naman'bodles to tickls the palate Of the Grand
be Ia irrcyerentty deuomtusted 10 the vernacolar;
Under the present panic which "a precisely similar
TO ttst described BY the popular poet Wergelaud
y9ns gs q ne
OF doors after d1sk, and arc the subjects OF inis
unfe'gned terror. The most extraordinary ator!es
prevail OF "suitaole petaouA" haEtng been
1t Is ecneialy believed taat the cIty aathorltlea
etsiBt ID procuring this Tutkish tribute. The
people Arrested IN prGn warfare Hgainst the Free
Masons ttate specifically that fourteen bakers have
disappeared, md one tAltot. and An unknown bot
enormous number Of 3cung women and boys are
eprpostd to be on their tsAusLt to tue Sultan =
patuJ. The nnpistrA:es have tried to nllay the
holders requiring them to Keep young people out
OF the way. and pointing ouf tho stupid character
q the panic, The AJ7enpost IN commenting on
ms strange eomnoston. ascrbes Il 70 the tae1 that
pris,rR thet. frepds Of their Intention, and saya
that this circumstances, brought INTO eonnecllon
With an exaggerated historical tradition handed
ir1bute to the pfaticAl Statea Of TSpou and Tdnis
Accounts fot tho whole AGair.
, 1869-11-21


OF Mary RcEEsN H1t1otd aud per shiftless father.
Harriet AartiEeAu writes as lolIo~a Mtich Inay
bc encouraging 10 literary aua1eus:
The little R1fi choae lor birthday present
LOTTERY ucket Of . particular uumper 10 which ahs
stuck, in spite Of much pttsuAson 10 change IL
and WHICH turned up pt.ze Of .E40 900. This mon.
e. soou disappeared, Ike SONG EAU, 100, which hod
he'd bGloIe. Her father nut her to achn,I IN
LotdoD, and there she Spent nya yearH while
he was nmuAipE himself with uulifIng a yerT
large house, four mica from Reading. 70 vhIo6
sbe returned Al The age Of n[teen to write ppetf7
u dream OF becoming an auihorens After lslo
he put y, forth volums ai@os, ever1 5eaf. Tais
QyiI M TO her Sel1ah taiher one legacy Alter nu-
Other, lt1t 10 hesBeI By the opuseuI Families On
both k1des, after her mo1bet's handsome fortune
was exhausted and hence 1t length nsose tne nec~
ats!y OF her &IlloH for the maze OF tue money ahe
could earn.
10 their poverty they went to lodge for q summer
II cotttHe III the village OF Three Nile Cross near
KeadpT, and there they held on for The rest Of Dr
Mttl1Id i long l1e- The poeteas looked around
her, MD described In prose what she saW ss.ndiug
the paper9 whicb, collected, form tue celebrated
"Our Hlage-r 70 Camrbell, for the Xe.e Hontkty
Aa0dt1ne. Campbell made the mistake OF fciec-
ttbE theE-an error IN which he Nas folio wed hy =
gTeat number AHd variety Of ether cd1tor1 1t was
in tns LadvL A1yazins OF all places tnRs articles
destined 70 mike , literary reputation OF no mean
ordeT 1rst appeared. They were published Ia .
collected form IN 1873: md from int time for.
ward Mlss Milford WIS sure OF the goineAs when
eyer hhe chose to ornw for them In the form Of
pleasant Rtotea under her wei-known and vel
, 1869-11-21
0ArN umsG Golden Pigeons.

11"ae1 JsnM SfrM"kH and 5fium pAs, or Eu1t5
lfaFs' Rtthlktfions Gf r. r. Ndrnum,
Old Adaus liked to astnntth othcrs ss be often
dso. WIN n1s astounding Aiof1eA bat no one could
sstonisa him: he hAd seen everything and knew
exposing tais weak point to him. A ot occasion
soon presented ltsc,t. One dsy, while engaged 10
mS .ns g once a. the Nntcum. nan With marked Teu-
a.. snn asied Z vculd Ike to buy : pair Of l1fng
,nt.n .xs.;" ~ r.pl'ea, ~ xoeld like a dock OF
@ wslsht IN silver; for there are no sSosden' pi9-
sne nnre NJ e1aeaes ts uniess they arc made from
r,,,L loo .aal nee some golden pigeons alive, nc
rSnnsn, a. the zane time entering my once. and
he ns tt,, W. noor afts. him. He then removed
hs hsna, aud sa saIs .nn:s asast which he carried In
rsosSea na:t Of beautiful, living. ruT Sectsd
pssCt ,nnn. a ysI'ow.s HaHroh, and as St,s6s ID
confess l ras soaevast nj 1a,r eiaee.,,1 .. ,,,.
nca1. sod quickly asked The rn1n Wherr thn.s na.s
tae sot i1ce q nn mn ots1y s,s eraved
! fep!isd to aow. Eu1tu1ai tone oi voice: o. no
c.'.s What yoo toink !ooE.en7"
shsnf nii = nesoinS sotnSaea quickly replied:
"ol oortse. knox you will my 90, becsusc ,ou
..g oE,'hs ,da tnea .nnss 70 ahsl. Pet u 70 him.
u farther inquiry learned that this German
va Ie caentsi, and that he possessed the nrt oi
onI 1s sny ses ss. snd y retain
enade the aHpeArancc Of Re sty.
- can paint green pigeon or n1oe plgeou,
Of pigeon half hiue Of h1!f 27cen, sad Tic Ger
man and II Jou prefer II, can paint thsna
Lak ot purple, or giro you little OF each color,
anr meHe y jou rainoow pigeon"
2ne lAueow p.keou " did not 6t7tke mt u
p, pM9e9aity desirable; ha1 thinning here wAs 4
Eooa chance to easca - Getzz,y Ahams, bought
cent them up 70 the Happy Family where
xnsW Ad1ms wooh soon Sec tnen,-marEed,
| The great pactneasof, who had change Of the 6An.
! ny Family, sou1 CAME down IN = at4te OF oxc3to.
! ment.
"Real,y. Nj. Ba,uuu, y sx,d he VI could M,
think Of putting tnass elegant noadan pireon'
Into the Happy PANTY; tneJ are too vNusho i
, 1869-11-21
*The saaaw1eh Islands. >,

kfaA fAs Bc<oa Tfnh6
Marx TTtnh iet<ufr In the Au1td Han last
evening VA So9y fsEuszb1y recaFod by oos Of Tao
largest audteEces Of the seASou, and :hoa Who
went thefc ai{et pefustrs hts wrtitngk pstmeI fot
Eer1lmeNt, were In 10 Wtse disappointed HIS
Esnner va exactly suited 70 hts matter, and bis
Gry hoIoof Vas not put olt totA Ter end fote most
n thlrI1 n2c on tie Sandwich Ist1dx HIS s:ot1es
and Illustrations arc strlktngly oestasl and unique
aud rros ofe1 hearty tsIRhtes aod The Applause
The positton rs the Stands he gave eeosrapa,.
cay; bat WIG taeJ were pzced 10 fAs AHay from
everything, and II such n trccatren4sn1 sp4ce,
he declined 10 conaldf1. The man who Kould
have tsreovefed the ralaods n1t did not, he said,
VA diverted IRON his cou11e BY manuscript
found In bottle and fhia, sad Marx TFs1n, IA
not tie only caAt IN which 4 nAu n1l been nrutd
from the t:1r path BY Bugzesnons tfsWn from =
bottle. The country people uf the tasandA, the
Wpuc cr- be sac wear single gHt.uent made OF ono
piece, 'and thc men dan1.' fs1t when tho vea1hef
u inc1eDent the men NeAI couou IN their cara
TIE foeptralty OF tne people he deeiased to be Of
= vefJ htSn md Eepef3pa order. 4 stranger
night enter any hoose. ADD stsai4htH1y hts host
Vond vet before him INV treah f2A with the
soafes On, baked dogz, tnecaseed csts, md al Tho
lr10tles Of The se<a4on. But IN tz1de they were
exceedingly ahaTp end deceittu1 lying inS11tan.y
from one end Of she transaction to tac other; not
desesndnS to COMMON les ether, hut lnd1lsinx
In lseA ,na& ate "Eoreeo0alg imposing. and Thai
awe yea By tnesf kT2ndeaE." The foudne94 Of Tho
1}A11ea fox dogs be decafed 70 b Intense. =
Dogs had tho oe4t q everything, and veFe tie
cloee eoMpanto04 q Tia men - -THey fonda nd
caresa the dog until b u : full. grown dnG, md
, 1869-11-21

then they eat btm." II couldn't do that y saji
MI. CT mnrs, IN ono pt bis oryost ana maalest
paesAzes: aid rather 20 hungry 20 daYs tnan
eat an old peftonAl friend In that w1y.W al ope
point ia his lecture. ramely In tue midst af as
,..a wt'n A. tndeerthaole loof: Al ii point
but nm stranger here, and
leel dinldent abont asking faYorI
However, Il ttere la any one p1csent wno u
W1EinE TO contribute baby lor the purposaoa Of
the lecture, should be glad 10 knov It nor.
am assre, tbooRh, tbak children have bccoue
scarce md high Of late, having been tnlnned out
BY Neglect and ~ ueAtnedE tinca the WOMAN
movement beEnn."
'uo rtlated several anecdotes Of famous usr.
pkned Morgap. Who never let noJ other mao teiI
q bigger story than he could SOMEBODY wna tkJk.
ihR OF U eanucss, when Morgan tald hu knex Of 4
soctety OF 1ncofforAted mem men tn California,
The society hired 4 EAa to blast = rock, aud he
was punching powder into hole With Gro r.
bar WHEN premature explosion followed, send
fDG the man AID cfoWuar ont Of sight. Both
caGe down aRat1 all right however. anu
the man went 70 WORK .ag Ln promptly. Unt
though be was gone only fifteen m1nuiea,
The comnauy "doeked" him for
lost time. Tho fame Morgan Ind horss 20 fsss
that be kept ahead OF thunder shower Oh al
eighteen lille race, and his driver did nos catch
. drop Of rain, notwithstanding his dog Was
awimniug behind the wagon III the way. AFTER
tellcg these Asor1es Mark invariably dralk glass
Of water. Tho M Hence would have renAlnsd m
hoo1 longer II II had bean Nj. THA!u'a wish.
, 1869-11-21

fsahion. vty .o"n after xsr1is he arhuurced
snst u was tea-stme a. tha factory, and beat
r, v IL, qualities sre disnasyed herel What con-
ctnfrstton Of purpose, Whist sell denial, what hugo
oeytiop1 en1 VI mat ~nlcb 10 sporting rhr3se, IL
called the 'stayiug poWes,-the po .er Of hold
tn1 on snd stle9luR 10 thing with a nxed in.cn-
Ton, DAY Attet dAy, KeeR aftef week. month Alter
pretty c1eat that Il u not tho mere posseAs,ou Of
those faculties which Il respectable, but outy the
application Of them 10 . good and worthy pa1-
pose.
, 1869-11-21


1nM McEe, 70 ytAa old, had ~ yet pa nltsned
nothing khiea ha.t c4uesed the Atlantic bot gen-
1e Ltiles moral song, y and Nj. Jefferson md no
.dea that he $1,000 In The pre1encs Of the Joung
Catu4fns Of his day. Stsndlnx tn hs hetGns Of G.x
teet tn 0 sud hsu 1ndhea. the PreaidsnS looked
aoTn o. sns pesfqmed nu,e Adonttz spoks votd
70 hr1 AID R1ve him no further zttsuuon.
Moore. Altet tnts uunasser1ne reception, fell 10
lAn poontng the FteNdent and Almost evefJ J1nln9
Amsr1c1u- Some q his bcu1TsttoEs a1acLe fell
into The hand. Of ". BaI~ed. formerly the Pfes1-
2 Nra. Rando1pa: Tne eenuc
suits nom = man who Ind b&en Introduced into
soe,ep aod pss1onized By tae Ht,ss.a A.atstez.
IbcJ we're Indignant and 1Zfoed that It Tz1
proper 70 plAoe Tho tns..er before the President
Thn WAS doue 1t Monticello He r!1noed through
the obnoxious pasEaEe6 pointed o1t, looked ~ hls
danehter aod Trend. and o1rsa Into cie2r. hearty
ls1gh, tn Which toeJ Joined After \ moment Of
reflection. When Moore : 1s1sa melodies Appeared
Year, attes*1fd and tho book wzs PIT fnto JEFF
ferson1 bands, AWhy thts," he asld, - u the
mite Han sno sat.tzN neeol" ns rssa %;
and presently e1clsined: VIII, he i 4 post,
x1tef All!" Aenceforth me hard rof Eitu ahsred
with Burma the kosse Of the resned AtsteznSn--.
, 1869-11-21

bird md suey might get yulorrx4 ,h.v ira hv far
inv ar NJ Tsrs Void nal " nsniss S,vs. =
Tor anythtr1.' 1S't - s~.AS' SAeA 'A''s
M:u. ssd :. .on NAV pm. them In a sep-
Nont,eSI Sr.Isudsn. ~. n,tr,.,,,, .,,,,v4.
.Tniet cf the Musenfr ~ hs a1 ~ ~,
e.tshlsbuuent s,nec ia reaS Il -. Yonn6et IT. n
isin ia !. ~ $500 @ - - ~ 4oauoos
n.nr,, eyerTth,ro MN nsIn,.I HuI h,,tn1 mi
VAs eytr nnhli.ts1 IN ~. aVn n..,o1y r. IN
tie, FL Riith isuTpsSc Tnen he mV the
ron.Idrr.hix =. ,,,i.sad Taos ~ 5,caf ,hnm
", nrrst 1.,,sht fnr ri, ~ ~ sonr ayn.,t.,sne
sesanfai a1f co1o1 @ saa 12", tse
e Coz % q M os
,s an,' sG Earuuu, those golden pigeons a,e superb
MI ue3 cshLot es fTom a. Caanesnia aoon Anaaoon
n.n.hns9I 1o s0ca o't" u n'4 "o'h "i'"
n nG, 95n nc naa DELI NE %v esnnptns npMs
hin s'ssnu'el, he wou'd sec occasion to change
MI II nsna. ~. ,,,,,,.. ..,,..
INC 1ae se11 IN ne nao nasatA1At es1eo ~ NY
omeS' ana a semMked; ,,u.o,, - :. ,,,,o
rare s.s 9Saa 9,' ssu ney more eTe
r no, 1 ~ ~ ss.e, 20 e., Il.
rave al been .b,s II f,eeaTe1 cYneci tner rnn,t
h.ye come hon some une1pioscd portion ot Aus. Aus
t'M.S MEer., MIND :. .,,,.4 de-.
,,ch; ~ " ,nn,.~t fenea, s,o1 ma{ M get snnre
- n .nr ~ w. .neisSSS, pStAsp. vtoto sg1R. we
~ eonnnsa % is. tsos! Them 'Calltotna Pigeons
etts, ~ ~ r.I9 G1u 1nina W .usu t.1s uJ
,,1en,h -. SR. nmR. y.e 19'1I!y AuAms passed
:.EnISen G.tiTornia e.nn. ~" III III teN On tne
men1 snd donntIeaa aMTea e 4e . iooteo NO 10
~ ~. .,ta auu Ae soon sltes came
~, o mssnnn ,,,s,,hs ,o,,,,.,..
thats Can Cs'!io5n,s snas Essons,| ,ss ..,,.,
ahnf ean tnns, snaIz heT -; N. ,.,,,
.,,",' ~ .-tost HpsaS Aen. An $ue puus Auo
M Io0 own ~ naf 81 oi ~ c.,oin. penas md
"a ~ sGoTe ira -. ~ p.see Hc ~, ,..,.x,
,,,s - =, Auasss - eaet t ~ ~ tAo aau Vn1uaole
- ~ ~ Tnrst - T%re - sni;s liz MAIuEt.
h.rd insaei ~, gSs Ss iepea ~ Aoa H., na!S ~
G. CNu; tnus"a! WY ausy 3st 1osl - coUuon u
.L,'oht ,aasy Hy ~ UIuSs .a p.oa' s eT1lo nAse
~ san thnal.h, - :, Sne0 41eA 1oo 11aoc'sco'
i. my INV ~ ~ ra1 M. ,,,,+ =, !, .u
y1th .,nnts.aa ua a,o,in nos '14A VI 9"Ae"
" e Raesnnsa - az !, n,r,,,, mi.
Ad.ms - d1d ~ 1S,nS ,hnx Wnns rs r. rsN; s1a
-s. ~ ~ @e..A suSy nVaa - nuy tutl.
, 1869-11-21

A EhAe Reported by Martin Hes
seiiUs, tho German Phyrician.
IN Tm CHAFTIRA FIH7AG1.

r. .U,.. -.
~ rss cr.rr1s - e"' rsSsao. 1Dsao,
.r, SeEa - meale3na asa enr.
ssch cnn1inues neIps1ns3sa. y, snaoy o.
fo1ndy He,sSsr ensss Sr " caaea e. Me pro 1
sss ;.:s TS% .Se ~ "sss
scrafcn rnfi,cted nv a d'1sscfIn1 mIfr This
tide oost me fde los c Of TWO nnEsss. % anputased
~ hss. nrs- 49, ~ ,i ioJs r. - n.J aGA.so
.eIom mHnth, toeeteT /, nnu sna e.ne
Place. ~ ''''A'''- >''s 's~A'eA - s''' 'A'''e
Or. H.rttn Hesss,,us vsnnetpr IiFa 11tu mvl
~, ite M INV, Lciar anT Iba HAT nc NY, -
enihusiast II hIs protess.on. % Enj,ke 0 me- na
~ ,u,n. ~ tuat = ~ n, W we're Fonuys ana
tuue IN Ens1snd, Al iesst vear m,1 fnrrfstbsra ,U
ots1 q a. tet M,1,a Heesa'fss sslSamapee aann,
t ss,e ~ snGngS Sc ,ntGtnn va" men, @ hls GASP o.
an,an; mr.e,on h.s nse me VIZ ~ @ &c ana 70
t1,,H .na s3uSve.d tne se,erst,on ~ sas,, + y
snrr is' Il M W.S4e 9 ionnsed ''n u oeaNn' III
secTrts 11s immtnss cntiecson - ~ IL .n.7. :.
NJ t~1t ~ nv r.re ~ - .rTnesH p~ps's nS ~
ooanI als ,seaisnent Of Sons ot shsse cssea Has
- -,1r,onn He Erras ~ 80 a,sttGs, s%sS 80
ar+e1 lie deer1nes 1hat he ssv.ns Sa.!a saar.
an ntrreos 1,1man Ig,f He sna ann Gn.n neu y ~ Is
EYE a.yhs, o. nasfause ne nss seen ne patient
iahs or sI ~ ,nronen NV Nv a T.. "a neoo - 70 tqe
me eassTSnf me desd ne tst1Ins nenn ~ th
rat.ye and ID the terms Of liz ~ % aad WtIa vi Al,
ToIt of analss. 1 na 70 1ne
Tere and tnsrr csss st1,Sss E ma az af Find n
snTss o. hoTiy aIaI 1eaaer Ma II a an iuete.f ~
nn,te atGereSt f1om tha 1esrn1i.t nn tAIess ans
which II NAV nossess ,Tot az
expert win snsn1 nodineatlons, chiefly OF laa-
stitn.' ma I, srnon. ,he vnirminons Ia,ss =,
cases which he made Curing i tour In En9lsnd
about nl;y. four yezrs aeo- 'N
MEND. PTofessnr - yan ino u n ife fr.den !" rhs Ts
professor was not nn1,,rtan. mt rnen,i.t snd
aeaeue and aa II bs snu ps3
The narra,ire Is, therefore. II some9hns less
valuable Is medical 1seoId, necessarily vnt.
iessned resdss. tAs'0 ANe'' ~ 'a'e'e'' MI aa'
,aeaea .ppsI to pase seen oa ~ u
S1 eo sone n y nsl2 5 r. m
FTssca eu, ,ne ersases eg psrt n 10 Gefmsn f~H an
iattniul, though, / am oonsciocss by no mesns a a
cn hss1 1ns
disgulle Games, ! hare intsrpoiatel nothing,
cn1FTEaL pR HEssEllrs RrtlTH NOW nj NJ
middle Ind alssses r III n1a 5,! ;ae ed.sa IL
ioned, nigh h.church precision. He i nasuraiiJ :
Without beins handsome, a. az ~ wen M foruasis aod
'ses e1P,ss.,oa pre- sxs1sme!y Fad. has w ~
are eIurnoeiy orepossess:n1. ~ AA oa1SeaAaee
We we're 81. q anal pasty. And ha fotned
as1eeaoly enough in the conversation. IL ] seetas
ing 10 Inc t.lt; bur 1nat he saJs i AWAIT 70 lie
Eady My sao. t rse, GO soususes aaaGs's lin, .,
most hspp1 and hlessed nersnn ~ NsA1 4.r4n' t1
Little lrows sha about MIN
,n1 I1s Re-. NJ sa Jssna!ns' z ssssseo.. and nta
il L chartah4e mcn H. "a nr.1 - .nTtnne - II X
, 1869-11-21
Wn&ch WoIda Of Life,

Hope,
While there Il q AAod 70 NfUoI
DArH,
WhEe therea 4 Jouag heart brave,
Toll.
While t1eses task unWruaxhsl-
Ttnr1
While thefe'B God 70 kavo3
Learn,
Iht shefca ! work fo4 eAchI
FteI,
That lnefeH , strength tn Godf
Know,
That thefeh . crown resefyedl
WAL
Though nsath the cloud and rod.
tnse,
When tnereN 4 TOO that WrunrSt
Hih
Whe0 thereh hosher's need!
WNch,
When tne.tf temptef ner,
Pray,
Both tn Thy Word kud deed!
-cAyfssisA Fst.a.
, 1869-11-21
TIT-BIIS,

a.. 81 said euest TO hls host at dinner, "tnt.
-, eapl.a! Mtioih tell me Hhat Is the name
.ApJ relation to The Spte.utori.. AIDED he vna.
oi.tn seen steel by MS stle.-'
shoLt line sao ctose-nstel farmer on the
Sandy River, IN Maine, died, alIer drsjs,nV 81 to
nla only kon- The old gentleman was daly buried
u r. venerable ehnrchy4fd, when suffered t~r-
1ae ago hts boty vas found opposite the soa.s
pseH nasfRE been brooget down the iiver long
formed ol The fack he male the touching remark:
"l1obally come back ai,er that doiLas.F
use @ ola gentleman, Who knew al aoou, r. Oh
70 bus M ard successor; Common sense il vaiux-
b.e N ~! Kinds OF b1&lness-excspt 1ore-making,'
k,litbS oi q cs,zen rs ioiIoWs: "Tee IA sa dsasssea
owftR 10 his frequent marriages. leares seyerai
1aea lam .aa o. M nunst1ns children. but oequea:ns
~, ksld An hlsh apothecary, "you end three
tnmb.ets Of wh.sley punch disagree with Jo1 orer
nfsns' non - tase EN- ,ill The ne1s day. and then
In NasaJ = lecture on "woneu,' In Boston,
sne:e we're aLJ tunn! sa}inxs. some Of which usi
snoTt snI lnes ne III ~. u oe pses
1or lie iuhnrance man told me yeAteEdsy.''
Ae su2Res;ed mat ne suttee IN India was im-
atsea iul the climate In which they had every
rea<on 70 suppose they should nnl their hus-
oaIds." Samson he called "rne uFst and most
successful Of conuntE1m makes1:s' and b. way Of
antsher sepi.Scrlpturai Joke be referred to
RebekAh device for palmInR oo Jacob IS the dsat-
born, and aaId that since that time woman had
been decetstug men, Old and JoopG. with 1slse
halr." "CuAtoDs. he sAil IN another place,
Ike cheese. grow mighty - SheJ grow DID,
i Scotch Minister, 70 the ssorT goes, being
asked be WIS no1 tired to death after preaching
= sermon t~o and I haif nours long, OF wn,eh he
had been telling, replied: "AVt nay, I wa a4
flesh Toee: but Il Eoaid have done |our
heart good to See how tired the congregation
w0.H
Rome young men Of the town OF B., having .cnt
up = one night 10 the detItnent Of cey1atrs rfp-
ooMR and bell-puis, were lodged In the caIaboose.
ard N que time. ne11 morning., confronted with
Police AsR.s1rate, who fined inem each IS and
mafkt9: .nngs, Was In hopes that you woold
remember ne: belong to the same lodge with
yon The Judge, apparently surprised, replied,
This Is Brother b did NOT recognize nm. ~.
fuee me for my dutnens. fee, we are brpshrr Ma
fouA. ND should htve tbou2ht OF shat M.
GERS, noe our brother B. 1la Being Mason, be
snoHh better The rules Of propnety than ntoer
Meo. Fine him 30. You Will pay the Clerk,
nexI c4se-r .~
LAWYER, when he INT domialed In Detroit,
va 80 poor that be described his poverty - fol.
loNH: " When ufst went 10 Detro!t was IA pef.
tect rags: the s0ulest hole In nv shirt yns rha
one suck my head lhzungu, aud i had to havo
~ only tailt washed By the dozen. for .is was
Hrowp. vho was IN love with a Yong ,sdv.
asked perntssFon 70 call her by the explicit name
Of SONIC animal, ~htch was granted on condirion
thst she should have the same privilege On lear
1nF, brown tatd "GoOd night dear1s 4C9on6
night, bore" snii she. Brown ha1 sinrr p.rsr m
the company Of young ladte6.
, 1869-11-21
Josh Bhli5uE7s Proverbs.

Ignorance II Inc VET nus1 Of prejudice.
ALaclfaacn .s constantly 1lobllnr e1pek,ed :
pleasure ukt1 i consumes It; Jest 70 the ssooi
hoy who Wits bis baskes during the fosranor M,
often taa already dttkpunted liiz dinner WV
Shame Il Tho dytrE en,bers Of vlftew.
People when thcJ Ind fanlt with thairselfs are
feneiaa! more a21!ons tew be con.oyel :h3n
fcr9lsen; therefore, wheu mIu berins tn cnn.
ists u. ei9s ter ne aud SEE, *ihare An 70 Eope
ioI nm teli hin he oaght tew mo aWl Abont
II, ano guess II more than hair right.
Ehaf me world Hauts T. good examples, not
20 Mucn ADVICE; advice Eay Be Wrony. bat er.
Al Pies prove thtEseite 49,
AZ gfnrai thing 4mAu wko na17ys d wounan
o1 more uppsrGnst han himself Will nnd The no
nan Lore anxious to preserve the tlstance be.
% down to his lcvel'.t- -
Titles are valuable: they make u acquainted
among tic t0hb4sh.
Tai1 htne, bot n.ten out Loud, iune man, IL tie
.Iay p male M conpant snspekt yon-oT tuoW-
(. Good breetngs IL 1 understand ti N ei1tnr
ereZJ NAN MS due, without toootng yourself,
, 1869-11-21

Jacob n MD to naJe boon the fnvsntoe OF the
practice Of S1ie11og atoekclAaa0k Ttds Gems.
IL, Char. 1L