The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1869-07-01
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.,o1u ,,,a+tracs for the he'd of North
river
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Aid tof a Chflst'nasspo&'e ~ ~, aa s:ili =
"A bonnet and !chignon for the head OF
"A shipper dor TIT iooe % eNieuhs ~ sssll
lngton.s 'ea sH'' :, - ~ ssl9' as =
An Immense pen, to rule railroad lines.
a kid glove for a hand atswhist. ) ssi q:
A.bridle for a cfothes-horse. -. 9 "a ~
Aieork fora bottleEiack. is5,ga psaa .z1a 81
toa,,, saw 4ossccntI s4n. beams Asssg -.
e''taa'A4 . y ~ ga.i -
johnson s cry was my po1lcy,, ,oranos is
y '0'a'''lS' -suszys ,ssa ~ $. tas zs,sE ~
Thedandy who makes the greatest nou ll.A
isn't always IN a dourlsiilns eondlaon.2 =. 'a5e
aWhat blessings children are II as the par
ish clerk said when he took fees for christen-
ing them $ '7''1s 1's5ss soy 90
A s,r,r;so yaad;no Is hem q ma nnssmarr;es
,ron,an 10 dasan,t kSowg and wishes he bayl
nevor i-nown - SS-~s- -.
49, ~
'Ihe Dearest ' np9t On n; EARN Is lomc, sn ,e
trns9co s,fs him Awice as much as any other
snot~,, :, ss.,s5.5 80 s - =. *
po.gs,. ID Z, sssssss,s
Prentice says the once holders doWn -
way are greatly exercised with .he apprshe en-
sion That they may zoe sWlho l g sne
70 {. !. i. 800 ...e ~ s.
,uha,sha; a.; - yShare was her na4;Se
Sl 80 y. s,as+ba
p.aog, isplls cothads s ;stor y =. ~ \
laughter u d 1'esl0uAs' A''1li''e ...,.,,..<
I have often set down square on the ice,
49, COG tl,in,a h 81 II Iaff At 3esneci-
a1lv # there vas s5nf,el ,WateT On HE J6n of
The iceN. hut I notice other folks can Is ~
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Miss Lizzie boyton' Oh Ofaw VIC slS1 s
Indiana, having fee6ured ON the ,supJeeo'
After suffrage, y nat q? s; TeeelYea az az;
pair Of 'troWsers,a jacket and a dull razor;
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"A ue!leis' was laYely maAS ps'n ~ ~
poilslo o.uSus' E WI 800 s e..
I'M III u % q iii III Lii 49,.
1paa4h e. sh;l1;na and nose T
Tho e money ,,-reenl ;aa4 ha sncskar.S sszssSsss
G,R1.-ss Margary. what did
Won ,dowith that tallow Mr.. Jones creased
his boots with this morning q, aPlease,
marm,s { baked esgriddle cakes with it. ;"
"Lucky YOU did Miss, Thought you had
wasted it,, sas ss- =. s 80
- s'as sss = = ai 80 ..'.''e .1 s'
An old bachelor sa " wants 70 know # the
~ must h. - Plato athsus reasonest wen,
s;neo,t how ve.rg hats and boots and crayats
and eboIers narer collars cuffs with sleeve
buffons aboaf the size Of hen seeg.
aS' Is @7''a4''fN 100
Z hope you will be able to support me-
day ia,p with Der ip5spdsd, during slippsly
state Of the pavement. Why :gyes,y s g the
somewhat hesitating swain, with some little
assistance from yourgfather y There was
nothing more said atsthat time
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sAsyouns lady wentan'o iasnlonap 0's Alosly
store the other day ana q asked tnespoife pre-
prletorlf ne. had any Ieflne' sslneszIor
lyrical purposes 979ne w wa 1 cat guS aiI
tar strings For once F IN ms HE Inc, young
man Weakened and was -eaffaea ~oessSoh a
cancelled postage sstaamp 49, is ss.s.
AsD,,n j oss zrhf, other. dav Ia,etsone
60 ~ fn;on a1oss -, ovcel1ent man he was
-; ~ r,o,,rn;na. III III IA y,est
ao uesp c r and crane around his hat
He was slowly walking. with his.eyes hzed
on the ground. An, my TREND sald -
"what have yeu1ost3' - lna AVG lost notn-
ing he replleds SKIM a wldoWer.9sss
G1v,na HIM TT rs Il Doctor once re-.
t,rnad = coat Il !, tta;lor becanse Il did not
6tb,m The tailor afterwards SEEING fbe doc
tor Of the f,sssaral % one.of his natients sail
to him ~ -
aAh doctorsygou ia are "a happy mar
aWhy so % = - II , r.
aBecsuse os said The tailor a YOU d never vi
have any Of Your your bad work returned on your
hands" se ~ - ~ - Y &s w