The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1869-08-06

tnht sweeps IArm.yAIu ponu.
Good morning, Little. This Is your
fellow.workmAn.'
he does not look up TO much, said
Henry, with all q workman's blunt.
ness.
what, you have found him ont ,
Never mind; he can beat the town at
one or two things, and Il Ia for these we
will use him. Some call him an idiot,
The expression 10 neat and vigorous.
but not precise; 90 / have chrlstened
him the Anomaly. Anomaly, this IL
Mr.. Little; 60 and shake hands with
him, and admire him.
The Anomaly went directly, and
Razed into Llttle's face for some lime.
He then made his report, HE Ia
beautiful and black
i've seen him blacker. Now leave
OF admlrlug him, and look at these bic.
lures while prose. Two thousand
philosophers are writing us dead with
Labor and Capital But yary tbe
bore. Life, Labor, and Capital, Ia nv
chant: and, whereas Life has hitherto
been banlshed from the discussion, |
put Life In It's true place, ut the head
Of the trio. land Life divide into
long Life, and happy Life.) The sub.
ect 10 too vast TO be dealt with ali AT
once; but III give you peep OF Il,
The rustic laborer In the south sells his
labor for too little money to support
life comfortable. That 10 q foul wrong,
The rustic taborer IN the north has
small wages, compared with q pitman.
or a cutler; but he has enough for
health, and he lives longer and more
happily than either the pitman or the
cutler; so that account Is square, In nv
view OF things. But now dive into the
Marlborough trades, and you will find
this lust balance OF Life, Labor, and
Capital, regarded In some, but defied
In others: o forger Ia paid as much or
more than a dry.grinder, though forg-
ing 10 q hard but tolerably healthy
trade, and dry.grInding means an earlv
death after fifteen years OF disease and
misery. The ile.cutters are even more
killed aud less paid. What is 10 be
done, them Raise the wages Of the
more homicldal tradesl But this could
only be done BY all the Unions acting
In concert: Now The rival phlloso-
piers, who direct the Unions, are all
against Democrltus-thAt's myself
they set no value on life. And Indeed
the most Intelligent one, Grotait, smiles
blandly on Death, and would grind his
gcythe for hiIn-dt the statement PRICE
because that scythe thins the labor~
market, and so helps keep up prices
Then what can we dot Pm q proof
one can't fight the Unions.'
ID? Why lay hold OF the stick al
the other end. Let Pseudo. Philosophy
set the means above the end, and Ok iis
shortsighted eyes on Labor and Capt.
tal, emitting Life. What does Il profit
hle-cutter II hS gains his masters
whole capital and loses his own llfe?)
But you and ], Mr.. Little, are true phi.
losophers, and the work we IRE about
to enter on is-saving cutters liyes,I
I'D rather hell take them,'
'Of course; and that is why l made
the pounds guineas.'
'All right, sir said Henry, colorInR.
i don't expect TO get six guineas a week
for whistling my own tune. How are
We TO do the job?'
by putting our heads together, You
have on the side Of your temple a pro.
tuberance, which have noticed In the
crauia OF inventors. SO want Won 10
60 round the works, and observe for
yourself how Life Is thrown pniIv
away, In a moment, by needless acci-
dents, and painfully gnawed away BY
sleel'duet, Atone-grit, sculpture Of lead.
etc.; and then cudgel your brain for
remedies.'
Sir said Henry, 4 am afraid 1 shall
not earn my money. My heart is not
Revenge is what you would like 10
De OF, not Philanthropy-eh2'
'Ay. doetor.' And his black eye flash.
We'll. we'll, that ls natural. Humor
my crotchet just now, and perhaps l
may humor yours month or two
hence. l think could Law nv hand
on the fellow who blew you up,'
what, sir! All tell me that, ana
~ do as much philanthropy as yotf
creatures head
But 1t Is impossible sir. How can
you known These acts are kept as se-
cret as the grave
And how often has the grave re-
vealed It's secrets 10 obseryant men
DR.. Dome sauntered among graves.
and saw o sexton turn up skull: He
examined It, and found a nail In n.
Identified the skull, and had the mur.
deress hung. She was safe from the
sexton and the rest of the parish, but
not rom a stray observer. Well, the
Jay you were blown up, L observed
something. and arrived at conclusion,
by my art - = :.
What, physic?' 1890 a.s
ON, dear NO; my other art, my art OF
arts, That l don't get paid tor; the art
o. putting myself In other peoples pla.
cas' III tell you. While you lay on
the ground, In Mr.. Cheetham's yard, I
scanned the workmen's faces, They
were full OF pity and regret, and were
much alike In expression-all but one.
That one looked man awakened rom
dream. His face was Wild, STUPID,
confused, astonlshed. 'Halloli said l.
f'Why are your looks 30 unlike the looks
OF your follower Instantly I put my
sell IN his place. I ceased to be the De.
mocritus, or laughing philosopher OF
Hillsborough, and became q low uned-
ucated brute Of workman. Then I
asked this brute, viz, myaelE, Why 1
was staring and glazing In that way,
stupidity astonished at the injured man?
Were you concerned In the criminal
act, ye blackguard?' said to myself,
The next step was to put myself In the
place OF the criminal. did go; and l
realized that I, the criminal, had done
the act to please the Unions, and ex-
pecting the sympathy OF all Union
workmen to be with me. Also that I,
being an Ignorant brute, had never pic.
tured to myself what suffering should
Inject. But what was the resulIY I
now saw the sufferer, and did not like
my own act; and found all the SYM
patty OF my fellows went with him,
and that was loathed and execrated'
and should be lynchsd on the spot were
70 own my act. now whipped back
to DE-, Amboyne with the theory thus
obtained, and, compared Il with that
face; the two fitted each other, and /
saw the criminal before me-
Good heavens! This is very deep,
mo slop-basin was ever deeper. So
leave II for the present, and 20 10 work,
Here are cards admitting you, as my
commissioner, to all the principal
works. Begin. with - Stop a mo.
ment, while put myselfin your place,
Let me see, Cheetham's grInders think
they have turned me out OF HILLSIDE.
rough. That mortlfes n young man OF
merit like me- Cnnfnnnd Ia1nI