The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-05-12
A +" Stunning Love Letter. }

| The following, says the Gainesville Fix
press. which was picked up on the street
the other day, is eub!iihely splendifarous
and We recommend It as model To tette,
writers
Mr. DEAR Miss C.-Every time think
Of You my heart fops up and down ike a
churn dasher. Sensations Of unutterable
JOY caper over it like young goats over q
stable roof, and thrill through it like Span
troWsefs. AS q gos!ihg swimnieth with
delight id mud puddle; so I swim in a
sea Of glory. Visions of ecstatic rapture
thicker than the hair III blackiug brush,
and brighter than the hues Of IA thinning
birds pinions visit me in my slumbers |;
and borne on their invisible wings your
image stands before me, and I reach out to
grasp It like an old pointer at butterfly.
When l first beheld your angelic perfection
Twas bewildered, and my brain whirled
around like bhmble-bee under q glass
tnhbler. My eyes stood open like Cellar
door in country towns, and ! lifted lib nv
ears to catch the silvery ACCENTS Of your
Voice. My tongue refused to wag and in a
silent admiration drank in the sweet in
lection oflove as q thirsty man swalloweth
q lumber OF hot whisky punch. Since the
light of your face fell upon nv life. some
times feel as if l could lift myself DIP by
my boot strops to the top of the Presby,
terrain steepie and pull the bell robe Gr
singing school. Day and niebt von are my
thoughts. When Aurora bIus6inp like
bride, rises from her suffron couch: when
Ioe Jay bird pipes his tuneful lay on the
apple tree by the spring house when the
chanticiers shrill clarion herald the coming
morn when the awakened pig ariset6
rom his bed and grnnteth and goeth for
bis morning refreshments when the drow.
y beetle wheels his droning flight at sultry
'oont'de, and when the lowing cows come
rome at milking time, think OF thee and
Ike piece OF gumelastic my heart seems
@ stretch across my bosom. Your hair is
IKE the name Of q sorrel horse powdered .
With gold (; and the brass pin skewered
through your waterfall fills me with nm.
,onnded awe.
am dying to fly to your presence and ,
our out the burning eloquence of my love. {
10 thrifty housewives pour out the hot COT. ,
90. Away from you am as melancholy :,
8 sick rat. Sometimes / can hear the .
une bug Of dependency buzzine in nv !.
ars, and feel the cold lizard of despair g
rawling down my back. Uncouth fears.
ke thousand minnows, nibble ut nv a
prints, and my soul is pierced through b
ith doubts as an old cheese Is bored with | i,
kippers. I
My love for you il stronger than the s
nell OF Coffeys patent butter, or the kick G
young cow, and more unselfish than a
items FIRST caterwaul. As the souebirl !,
ankers for the light of day, the cautious
ouse for the fresh bacon in the trans. a
an pup bankers after new milk, 30 I long
# thee.
You nts faifet than epeckted pu,iet
Veeter than a Yankee doighnut fried in :,
'rghum molasses, brighter than the tor o
not plumage on the head Of Muscovy it
lex. You are candy kisses, raisins, d.
'nnd cake and sweetehed toddy together. a,
Ii these few remarks will enable Won to ~
e the inside Of my sonl, and me to win "
'ur affections, shall be as happy AZ a CT
'odPecker on cherry tree or q stage q
rise IN green pasture if you cannot :,
nv thrilling passion will pine =
7ay like poisoned bed bug, and fall I'll
ray from the fourishing vine of life, an I'll
timely branch, aud In the coming years n,
len the shadows grow from the hills, and =
ilosopfiic frogs sings his cheerful even W
3 hymns, you happy in another's love vi
n come and drop tar, and catch a ~
ID upon the last resting place of
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