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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
Economically Married and Separated.

THE following account of the marriage
of clerk in one of the Departments at
Washington, growing out of an acquaint-
ance formed through an anonymous cor
respondence, was printed in recent issue
of the Waenlx Meaasins
In the month OF February last, q young
man who was clerk in one ofthe depart
ments at Washington, inserted q call for
lady correspondents in our columns; and
shortly afterward, among the arswets he
received. VS. ons rom wew York city
that specially attracted his attention. 1t
evidently from young miss Of education
and refinement. In the course of events
photographs were exchanged, to the mu-
tual Satisfaction pf the parties interested,
and Close upon this q declaration OF love
and proposal, which was also accepted,
neither of the parties having as yet seen the
other. Indeed, 30 far was the affair car
ried, that day was appointed for the
wedding; and few days before the ap-
pointed time, the lover started for New
York to meet his expected bride for the
first time. The meeting took place as sp-
pointed, and the PARTIES proceeded difect-
ly to the proper authorities, BY which they
were united in, the holy bands of fistrifno.
fy. He nHw, for the first time, learned
that his new.made wife was the daughter
of wealthy parents, who were in blissfal
ignorance Of their daughters conduct and
were lsboring under the happy impression
that she was at that time visiting friends
in another part of the city. After brief
honeymoon of three days ct hotel on
Canal street, the happy bridegroom found
it necessary, by expiration of his leave OF
absence, to return to Washington, and as
q matter of course, had no thought Of leav-
ing his wife behind him. After .
short consultation, the happy couple
determined to wait Upon the lady's
parents, and inform them what
had taken place, procure their forgiveness
and blessing, and depart in peace. Never
was cloves young dream" more rudely
broken. The young brides mother went
into hysterics; the father ragged and
stormed the sisters out Niobed the famed
daughter of Tantalus, and the brothers,
Of whom there are three, proceeded to
reek summary vengeance upon the In
truder, making An attack in force upon
him then and there. But the newly made
husband was, fortunately for himself OF .
good physique, besides being . scientific
boxer, and soon placed the two eldest h0rs
de combat, while the youngest made his
exit through the back psrlor window, TAX
ing with him the poker with which he
hsd armed himself Matters being in this
condition the husband returned TO his
hotel. leaving his wife with her family.
Alter several Intellectual attempts 1t rec
onciliation with the head of the family,
he obtained an interview with the mother,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
Incidents OF Stewards Journey In the
Rocky Mountains.

A PRIVATE letter from . member o.
Gov. Stewards excursion party, dated 81
Idaho, in the mountains, contains the
following:
All our party are in perfect ecstaciel
with everybody and everything. Up in
this rough country we meet none but gen.
tlemen, though sometimes in rough outer
coating. Here is one: At the hotel q
rough honest fellow, who apparently scorn.
ed to be introduced, waited until the crowd
was over, when he presented himself to
Mr.. Seward, thus.
ais this w. 81. Seward"
eyes, what do you WANT"
"Icofne to introduce myself and see you.
I have read about w. a. Seward. You
are not as good looking as l thought you
was. Mr.. Seward, have been admitted
into the Union three times, commencing
with Iowa, and now want to come in
again with Wyoming. Good evening, Mr.,
Seward although am better looking
man than you are, am very glad to see
you"
Yesterday, coming down, the ladies
wanted Q drink of water. The coach
stopped, and I went to deep well and
drew ND q bucket of the coolest and clear
est beverage imaginable.
stranger, you mustn't drink that wa
ter"
Mustn't drink it. Whyr
"Csusc that's alkali"
Upon this thought would taste 1t to
see what alkali water was.
swell, stranger, you may drink II and
be darned, but / tell you it will &c through
Won like the Ten Commandments through
q Sunday school"
We didn't drink at that well
The scenery ia sublime and the air very
This is the Saratoga Of the
West. Hot soda springs bubble up with
in six feet of cold soda springs. Bathing
ia the waters of either Is perfectly de-
lightfuL The hot springs arc about 90
degrees.
We are Just of to climb the mountain,
about 5000 feet above the sea. II we do
not get out If breath going mp, 1t il hoped
We shall not break our necks coming
down.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
DAVIS PAIN KILLER has won for itse

DAVIS PAIN KILLER has won for itsell
reputation unsurpassed in the history oil
medical preparations. It ID a. well known
in the trading ports Of India and China a
in Now York and Boston and its con.
tinually increasing demand, where it has
been longest known, is one of its strong
est recommendation. It began to be favor
ably known in A d. 1889, and has ever
since been gradually growing into public
favor, till, in thousands of families, it has
come to be considered an article of such
necessity that they are never without a
supply Of it to resort to In case of acct
dent or sudden illness. It u not unfre.
quently said of it:-"0s could az soon think
of being sithout -four in the house as s,ithoui
Pain Killer" It gives immediate relief in
case of scald or burn, a. well q In the
sudden attack of Diarrh0a, Dysentery, OF
other similar affections of the bowels
and, being an entirely vegetable prepare
ton, it il as safe as it 10 reliable. The
prOmptness and certainty with which
it acts in relieving all kinds Of pain,
makes it eminently worthy its name
PAIN KMLER-a name easily understood,
and not easily forgotten.
In Cholera it has been eminently sue.
cessful, curing hundreds of the severest
cases, and never, to our knowledge, having
failed in q single instance when used &C
cording to directions in the earlier stages
of the disease.
No medicine has been more successful
in curing Fever and Ague., For sudden
Cold 1t Is almost q specific. Rheumatic
and Neuralgia affections give way to il
when all other remedies have failed. 1t is
eminently Family Medicine, and by
being kept ready for immediate resort in
cases of accident or sudden attack of dis
ease, has saved maLy an hour of suffer.
ing, and many dollar in time and doc
tors bill. ~sF --e t'-r-s-.ss
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
Immigration.

TIE influx of immigrants Is now jus'
at its height, and Is immense. The large
number now pouring through our city,
from one railroad depot to another, stur.
Oily footing it in long lines In the re:i
of long express wagons that convey snel No..
rope, though Scandinavia Il sending q
strong delegation. One authority who
speaks from recent Investigation abroad.
SAYS seyenty.five thousand Swedes will
emigrate from Europe this season. Over
fifty-thousand emigrsnts landed ct Castle
Garden in the month Of May. The books
of the State Emigrant Bureau OF WE
consin show that there arrived at Milwau-
kee in that month 1850 emigranta. No
accurate figures can be arrived 1t in oul
own city, for other Western States are
exceeding rs greatly in the Organized Ct
fort TO influence, receive and guide immt
Chicago RepuHicon, eM
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

RKtIGIoUs EMoTIoN. the late NEE,
ing of the Presbytery, when; the subject q the
scripttre was trdet dircnss.on, Brother W.
laid eafiy in his ministry he ana another brother
were conducting q meeting In which there wsi
mach religious interest An old man gave cx.
preston to his Joy BY shouting, and continued II
until it began to interrupt the services Brother
mans noise" He went to him and epoke few
worGs, and the shouting man at once became
quiet. Brother H. asked Brother W.,
" What did you say to the old man that quieted
him SO promptlyf" Brother ". replied, 81
asked him for dollar for foreign missions"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
Wanta.

MANY people arc In perpetual fear
that they viii acome to want" but
when is there . time In any one's life
that he don't want something some
want one thing and some another. The
baby wants to stick his thumb in his
eye, kick over the teapot, and wants his
three meals day. The little boy wants
a top, a rocking horse, and picking at
regular intervals. The little girl wants Q
dol, and wants to play out doors with the
boys. A little older, the girl wants beau
and the boy wants . bow and-a-arrer
The young lady wants piano and a
Grecian bend, invitations to tho opera,
and exclusive use Of the front parlor Sun
day nights. Tho young man wants .
fast horse, diamond pin, credit ct the
tailor's, moustache, gin cock.tails. and
no words from the "old man." Mature
matron wants select circle of society, ear
rage with liveried driver, the best pew
in church, presidency Of some fashionable
benevolent society, wealthy matches for
her daughters, and no foolishnesA Mas
culine maturity wants safe investments,
credit at the bank, few friends, plain
clothes. daily paper, An eleven O'Clock,
"tod," prompt dinner, slippers and .
might cap" Old age wants TO get up .
pretence Of being young sometimes, but
only wants quiet place to die in.
There are millions Of wants ON this
earth, without considering whether or not
the other planets are inhabited. A vast
multitude want "situations," while anoth-
er horde, finding themselves in Q dad
situation" want to get out of it One
woman wants new bonnet, another
want . divorce instead. Grant wants
peace" aud Hrs. DR.. Walker wants q
government Office. Thousands want lode-
ings at night, and other thousands want
drink in the morning. Thirsty 1oafer
knocks at q saloon door 1t 8 D. m. he
wants to get in. Captured oovey in Jail |;
he wants to get ont. Some want glory
and enlist at thirteen dollars q month to
get it; some want hair ON the top of the
head some want leg or an eye; thous-
.snds want to get married, . few want to
die, many want . club, and al want mo-
ney.-Fdt Contributor.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
An electrical blasting machine has been

An electrical blasting machine has been
successfully tested in San Francisco. The
advantages claimed for it are: First,
safety. No fuse is used, and the blast can
be fired from any distance. Second, twelve
or fifteen blasts can be fired simultaneously
and without danger. 1t will work either
with nitro-glycerine or the California
powder. 1t can be used as Q submarine
or land battery. The machine itself can
be easily carried under one mans arm.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

THE District Attorney of Sacramento,
California, was recently called OF from
the trial of Q murderer BY forged tele-
grams stating that his daughter was dying.
BE left the case in the hands of q green
lawyer, and hurried home, only to find his
child well and hear of the scquittsl of the
prisoner.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

At this season it ID particularly impor.
tant that ewes with lambs be given IN
the advantage possihle, for they have two
lives to support and the drausht upon their
systems Il heavy enough, without being
subjected to endurances which might with
care, be aveFted.-OAio Farmer.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

HARD PRRACHIxG.-Rev. Moses Clamp
It, an eccentric preacher. was holding forth II
when the preacher said |: q Youne man, II you'd
rather 60 to hell than hear me preach, you nav "
The sinner stopped and reflected moment, and
then saying, respectfully; swell believe
would" went on,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

TIE purest and sweetest CodLiv1 OIL IN the world
IL Hazsrd Caswe.rs. mSde on the SEQ shore. rom
fresh, selected lvers by CAswxLL, RAzARD Co,
New York II Is absolutely pure and aoe. Patients
who have once taken IL prefer it 70 all other.
Physicians have deciaed it superior 10 any OF the
other oIs n m a-ket.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
THr REAsoN WHy an Man

The REASON Why so MANY DIE WITH
CONSUMPTION. 10 because they neglect to use the
proper remedy In season. When the system ID
first attacked with cough, oppression Of the
chest or seated pains In the breast, Aliens Lung
Balsam will cause the phlegm to raise, heal the
irritated parts and restore the system to health.
For sale by all druggists.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

A eHARP CHILD.-The Colombo Ttan-
errtpt tells about little daughter d farmer In
Aapahoe county observing be bsptisn Of some
converts in the creek. kftet watching . few
"Pspa, what makes the man irrigate fhem peo-
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

capped Aands, fsce, roush skin, pimplss. ring.
worm, saltrheum. and other cutaneous affections.
cured. and the skin made soft and smooth ~ using
the Jsntper T1s Soap made by CAswxLL. HAEAID q
Co., New YORK. It II more convenient and Easily
applied than other remedies, avoiding trouble Of
the greasy COMPOUNDS now in use.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
A CURIOUS OFFER-Dr. Sage has di

A CURIOUS OFFER-Dr. Sage has dis
covered . perfect specific for Cdtarrh,
"Cold in the Head" Dizziness. Tainted
Breath and Catarrhal Headache. The
proprietor, DR.. r. v. Pierce, of Buffalo.
N. Y, offers $500 for case Of Cstarrh
that he cannot cure. 1t is the cheapest
and best remedy for that loathsome dis
ease ever offered 20 the public. Don't be
put off by your druggist with some niser-
abe su6stitute. If he has not yet got DR..
Ssgs's Cstarrh Remedy for sale, let him
order it or send sixty, cents to the propri-
etor and it win Teach you By return mail.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23
az See advertisement Of painting and drawing

Bee .dverssenmt Of ). L Case = Co. Racine. Wis.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

A GENTS wANTED-FIvR DOLLARS A DAY
"a can be made selling LANNON'S NEhDLG
CAskET the best selling article out Every family
will buy one Send rs cents for sample Seat 81
mail, free, 70 any part Of the United STATES.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-07-23

treat them with the coolest lnsolence Of
which he was capable.
"There l was, however, . srppe.Eas be-
fore these Shylocks,
"Mosheir vas dark, rather gentle
manly man, very neatly dressed. But
for his curly hair and big nose you'd have
thought him q Christian. He pretended
to be busy writing when / entered, and
looked up and motioned me with the butt
end of his pen to . chair, but I walked up
to the fireplace and stood there.
"Mr. Mosheimr
"That ID rhy name
"Mine is Rohee.s and I'm Under.
Sheriff OF Caerieonshire.'
/" Happy to have the opportunity of
making the acquaintance of Mr.. Under
Sheriff. said Mosheim, showing his white
teeth :.
"I don't come to make your acquain-
lance, Mr.. Mosheim, but to make some ar
rangements with you as to an unfortunate
accident which has happened to me In my
Official capacity
"Mosheim bowed grizzly.
"' You are, believe, acting on behalf
of the creditors of Captain Pottss'
Certain clients OF mine have claims
against that gentleman. Wellf'
80 A "a. ga taken out BY your frm has
been with me for execution
"'Precisely.'
well, Potts has escaped
What an excessively dissgreeable Incl
gent for your And again the white teeth
Nov, what I propose to do il this /:
I undertake to pay you i've hundred
PI1nGs In week, If Jon will give me q
think. Mr.-Jones did you sayf-
tnat the total Of the detainers 10 rather
ure, pGhapa'
You Know the figure q well % do,
Mr.. Aoshe1m. Six shillings in the pound,
or thereabouts, my offer would give Your
clients You wouldn't have got sixpence
IN the pound out of Potts
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y
face, Of little Jones, sending him spinning
across the room. There were two doors
opening into my Office, one led to the
outer or clerks Office; the other, opposite,
opened into little back street. This lat.
ter was usually kept locked, and the key
hung on q nail close to my desk. By this
door Potts and had often made our way
to the Prince Llewellyn for cur morning
beer. Pote consequently knew well
where the key was to be found, and saw
in moment the way of escape. The
same idea flashed into nv mind ct the
same instant Ought I to have remained
passive. and let him escaped Shouldn't
l have acted perligently and dis
honestly in my Office had / done
so? l don't know now what I ought
TO have done; and, though the
pros and cons darted through nv brain
while Potts took . single step across the
room, yet l don't think II was from any
conscious sense of right or wrong. but
from sort of professional instinct. q kind
OF hpiderish feeling, that seized the KEY
and put II in my pocket. Potts rave me
a look OF scorn and reproach, And then.
putting his hands into his pockets. le.ned
back against the msntleshelf and jsrghrd,
Are you all gone mad, What's the
meaning of thiss'
"It means. Captain Potts,' said 7 feel.
ing smaller than had ever done in nv I;fe
before, that these men have a warrant e.,
your apprehension for q debt of-how
much IA hundred and twenty pound.
and costa
"Why didn't you say 20 before said the
Captain, instead of setting your ban dogs
upon met 1t would have saved your red.
headed friend pain in his inside. Well.
of course its your business TO do such dirty
work. I'm sorry, though, I've hurt these
men of yours Here take half / crown
apiece, You fellowsi'
Well, indeed r said Jones, Z like you
very muchi Diolch vawri'
"Willisms ceased to rub his damaged
bread. basket looked suspiciously ct the
coin. and then pockefed It with grunt.
s'So it's Moses d Mosheim whO've put
me into this holei Well, haven't the
money, and don't know how to get it /;
how long can you give met
~sWell, you can stop ct the Prince Lie
wellyn tonight; you'd etter 90 on there
now with these men, and III come up and
talk matteu ov8 hy-and-by.'
"P0tts went out, attended By his kcopers,
and he'd hardly len the once be1bre1 re-
cefved card: M. Rraham, Moseak Mos
heim 4 allow young man, mu eejew'
, 1869-08-02

- Cherry street, who wns terribly lacerated bT
POWDER, t. reported 10 be In q critical cont!t!o9.
hs recovery being at the best extremely doubtia.
ID ana % IL ooa5 seTef.iJ Injured. va aiso IN
low condition at last adYiees though the surgeons
1id not seem 20 torhtfnl about his case Is they
Of 1he bruised, burned aad Iortared yictlns re
az a. = 81 ke9 s q M psss :o5
The " chovder party whoae r!otons rite up
Park row 1esu!t.tt.o d,aasrrousl5, had been Ray
ing Wild time Of it, 1t seems, during the day u
New Jersey. The jersey cst5 ErentH] 1paF"a' u
aAs xe were walking down Grand street last
night abcu: 8 O'Clock. NC heard Tremendous 4 ?.
.osr n ths street sad pausas to !ooz ana neo =;
omnibrses driven At . furious rite and no, only
ailed inside. hut covered outside With teEats;
ci ord Of drunken men aEd boJa They acre1n-
ed. sung, sxofe. shouted and acted as y thsJ
we're ine advance guard Of oll Dedlam bIoEe
| loose We have not srcn this acason such Wild.
rproA1fous troop Of kn:d-.oollns customer TheJ
vent hi1ln On toward the fe1T5, and We thought
no more Of them Until this mornings papers
| brought us III account OF the terrible disaster
Which woeza np tnsr ,Ss asys s2s yn[asyy Tasy
ion aa os'st' Il lie roushs, niteFt s.1.kers anl
gantns Of tho Fourth Ward o1 TIA; c!ty
| cxthtred mainly frCm the pnEileus VI Water
Iber7Y and Zoo: eyc!I streets, and they had bet1
| spending the day Ut ba5onne, enga:td Ia = th2* y
der parry; thcE. were ttty.s:1 IT, tAe sonpans a.
Y.,lh tne,r las Il doing5, AMI so1ae tEuloseu L
c,use up with grand exhibition Of fireworks u
| the putl.c Etrcets. They procured large EagoD
y orhs, and the company, tn another larger waE9
| preceding 1t, they proceeded up ratA tow d'i
Charging the fireworks as iheI vent
The reckless conduct u these Een, e: enuansenn ,
the lyts Of those wno happened to be II Tue Street
through which they passed, Aloul1 be thorough
| investigated b. tie authorities
, 1869-08-02

From tht t;.nfs."tFN-s iaiMhia. .
who an nut.I ,or {helf &c ulus talctts anil what
e,rr thrT uia, have accomplished aboyu the nycr-
src OF uIep Ecptlay. We krc notices Of miners
mud farmers In California. III 1rlai nnt otlcF
stntrr, w,u hayr ,lolc GIx {nlpss, We ncs notIeua
d; I,,ct Who nave grown r1clt IN Misunderstanding
nrsl rtnl rftatr rjrsusun. III the East md else.
iii, for soluc wonderful frAs In ao1uc direction.
Ne do NIT rrtuLIu<s u hare tet.l auJ uoacu III
ihr pnrera Ut onr .! The frrascs. tnr iEr country
,ln* produced, We !teAfl tohn r. Alexander. Y!
Morgan ltMuity, wtu tu,nnlr1Ice,a huttnrsn IQt
LlmfrlI with Iitt[o Capital nr utEcr vi, niItnEra
uhusc ihr average Of inc,t. lLo Il tla!t,. ,nrt~
ppun sarIuer-Ls!t. Go1'i Looking. fry ami casy III
.,Inu!1rrx without The trlht particle Uf 4tJle III
, 1869-08-02

he let 80 OF tn4 &&nEG-
s'Governor. he ha1nr seen that kite s'nca''
Governor Haw!e, IS generally ac,adged the best
balanced politician in the Ssate, Ht ws soanS
lawyer. ho went early into politics, and nnaAs
connected himself With the Euttr1nt newspaper
which II ve1J profitable. Hubbard. r:cns and
Democrat, IS the coolest Of Connecticut roAtte1aaA
ard this Stale Is one Of The most eVeaiy-oataneeo
cen noawealths In the country, 30 lhas Demo
CRIT, u not IN hopeless ARREARS here. These arc
two questions dominant In Hartford ut present:
TIE cent1anztpg OF the 5tnte Capitol at HasttoN
aud the extinction Of New Haven IS the daA
capital. and The "l0caElou - Of the Aasuofu 9
Western Railroad to run to the New YORK line. 1t
/, generally thought tha1 New Haven WILL te "
cated by the State olces b5 oct OF the Ee1t Lcs!5
lature, q measure har1ng been already IaFotabl5
received to nx the common capital at Aefanen,
midway between both ci1tez. New Haven Is ae-
c1r!ns, comparatively, and The college Is no" lie
chief noa.esaiup, wnI.s csea that Is Kept in 30
e}os. Calyiuist,c hnsness that radical party has
developed within 1t. The iass university race al
Worcester was q litter experience los
yate: for whetncr boating te 4
leg,t1m.se pan OF college LIE, Q.
whetae, II be ,rssr,.lnr, the two schools conpe!e.
IL 1t with al due a1aor, anu liafEaFis masen1a1
saaczIosty caa scarcely bc G!spated atet tae paS,
| thrse yearp. The Goyernof Of Connecticut al
present Is Mf. Jewell. leather be!ilnG rsan1tac
ture. eud bis sala1y, teticte, Is no n'ott tSa1
fl,suu; yet hia c.tce entails large expenses, act
he rrceutl, gave to Yale College pErsent of set'
In the new railway westwa1d from Hartford, III
| c,,izeps' interest tstnountlpg to t1soutt} meet
with opposition from lie Hartford i NeT t@1scl
Railway, and LIE tetcest tort Of fshi has sstSc'
oped, With every prospect Of the citizens itsam3o
Ing, and selecting What Is called the "nor;ser
fon.e;" meantime The Connecticut 1hscr t'eEe'
11u.;fo1u Il being btidged al two points aav
rtHhcd the lult1 Ut your patience IN tals, an
shall reserve fo. second letter some skcichea
LIE at Ha1si1rd, she tecoua city Of Ne" EnGaa'
| III all but population 149H.