The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-02-21

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to another.
Why i . sword IKE beer Beauss It's.
no use til it's drawn. a
How r. prevent grey hairs Keep youfS
head shaved. ~ a u III
The hen never j1lxes when sle lays her
egg. She's always Ia her nest.
Variety is the spice OF life. So Of 4 news-
paper. But neither should be ail-spiee.
Ever thing iii life depends upon The right
turn 80 alway turn to the light. 81!
s Silence is the Boftcst response for all the.
ntradictions that arise from impertinence,
vnigarity and envy. sse ssass 81 81 ssEsesF
Old men are like the wrecks Of time,
thrown by the waves OF one century npon
the shores OF another.
Ia man named Tease has married d AA4sss
Cross. He leased her till she agreed not to
be Cross any more.
81 can't say / admire his style OF act
Ing, y aeidl q iandlady OF q strolling player,
when he ran away without paving his bill.
Nature teaches as that we are all depend
emit that we are the cog-wheels, pushing
each other along by filing up mutual Soids,
! The gaiiows is d fiatery. From time to
time a few poo. wretohes are hung upon II
to make the survivors fancy themselves
honest easss. ~
York, velocipedes are only to be allowed
upon the walk. Still they are seldom sesa
except upon the run. 8
The following Ia . copy Of q letter re-
ceiyed by ayillage scho0lmaster Sur, as
you ARE man of noledge, intend to enter
my son In your skail.H ~
70 Pa, how many legs has ship ~ g a
ship has no legs, my chiid.n Why, pa,
the papers say She draws twenty feet, and
| that she runs before the wind. =
Deal gently with those who stray. Draw
| chem back by love and persuasion Al kind
word is more valuable to the lost than a
mine of goIds
Some very excellent people tell You they
dare not hope; why do they not dare to
hope4 To us it seems much more mpious
to dare to despair.
20 write good love letter, you ought to
begin without knowing what you mean to
say, nd-Gnish without knowing what you
have said. 80 4 - "a n II s1e1g ~
We ara never less at ease with ourselves
than when we are exclusively self-seel<ers.
1t is placing ourselves in the service of s.
master the most severe and most difficult
q FhSiser,n said lad, "I,ve often read of
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they say rich but honest Pr 90 Tut, tut,
my son." replied the father; nobody would
believe them" ssz se $50
A runaway thief applied to q blacksmith
for work, when he was shown some hand
cuff, and asked if he had ever made any
of them. 6 Why, yes,n said he; " have
had n hand in them.o
r certain incident man OF eminence Hatefy
| handed to publisher " Treatise on the
Hand" which the worthy bookseller de-
ciined, saying, MY Hear sir we have too
| many treatises on onr hands already. =
The following is the way to be uniyer-
sally beloved: Lend, and never asf 10 be
paid; make presents, give treats, bear and
forbear, do everybody good turR, hold
your peace, and suffer yourself to be
cheated.
Themistocles had a son, who was the
darling of his mother. " This little fellow y
sis the sovereign of all Greece" How
sof" asked a friend. Why, he governs
his mother, his mother governs me, govern
the Athenians, and the Athenians govern
! all Greece sa.,si ,sss