The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-02-14

How to aserven dinner Eat itlis 49,
AELadies' Supplement- Crinoline, =. ~
. lame csnclusion--A sore foot. sa. X IA
A man OF seruplesAn apotLecary.
Behind time The back OF q clock.
Untamea ssFee&ness- Id honey
A dreadful shower--The reign of terror.
Whatstune is q great favorite-F Fortune.
The best of men are but men at the best
A willing prisOner-A man locked in
slumber.
A very one-horse affair-The taking of
Troy.
The shortest way to mans heart is
down his throat.
a cold snap Breaking your leg on the
ice.
Paris Green-1Fhe fellow who ran away
with Helen.
A Paradox-The best of writing: To
right wrong.
The shrewdest eseasoners are often the
most unreasonable.
n Itis very common for men when cerned
to have husky voices: 1s 81 ss8503 81
Of what pset doss the pleurisy remina
you3 Akenside. EaHae aS 1898
Dinner for. nothing is: far preferable to
nothing for dinner. 49,
Al unfortunate attachment That Of tbe
Saamese twans.sfE. nls h. ssSs,3sss 4asak IN (.
3 Another newreading--Man proposes but
woman accepts. @1S l4.sgtI .
usefnl domestic cookery -Melfng both
ends meat ss
with his own bark ge
Motto for fashicna6le young lady.
Never tooslate 20 be1d.n
The lady whose<s' peace of mind y was
broken intends tohave 1t repaired. s
Physic, for the most part, ia but substi-
talte for exercise or temperance.
The mosf steadfast followers of eur for
sune-06r creditors, H.,
Tbssong nm escaped convict might sing
THE last link is broken
n child, describing snake, said sit was
n thing all tail @ciear mp to the head.n
Why is the letter "ur of more valne than
cream to dairy maid Because it makes
/" better BUTTER
Young men, anxious to get, rid of their
wild oats, win do well TO get a sewing
machine. a = -
A Misnomer-Idle reports, contrary to
what the name would imply, are extremely
busy.
Too True-The man who is very urbane
TO his wife before strangers, is generally
q,
Why is the pen mightier than the sword
Because it can draw money, while the other
only draws blood. $3.50
SCI go through nay work, - said the needle
to the idle boy. But not till you are hard
pushed" said the idle boy to the needle. z
Mamma" said promising youth of
four or five summers, g. if all men are made
of dust, amt colored men made of coal
dust % 81, y.jag - t.1. .arvs a.s-F p
Mans happiness is said to hang upon q
thread. This must be the thread that is
never at hand to~sew on the shirt button
that is always OFF, {I Ss
Lord Chesterfield once remarked that
even Adam, tho first man, knew the value
of peliteness, and allowed Eve to, hare the
first bite of the apple. sd
A locomotive on Western railroad has
been adorned with the title " still Iive"4
That is more than some of the passengers
can say at the end of the journey.
Said very old man, /" Some folks always
complain of the weather, but ana very
thankful when I wake mp in the moaning
to find amy weather at all.n
a Is that marble ~ inquired a gentleman,
pointing to a bust of Kentacky's great
Statesman. " No, sir; that's Clay replied
the sculptor.
A witty saying was that of the French
king on growing old, and asked whore he
would like to be buried, answered, At
yeRr feet, Sire.n 49, .=
Marquis de F is=tha= duelist Of
France. He1s fond of fighting, that
having dreamed that certain nobleman
had insalted him, he sent him challenge
the very next morning. g aa3e
Tho tendency of people to carry quota
tiops -too.fa was illustrated in prayer
meeting the other day by brother exclaim-
ing, in an agony of piety, 40, Lord have
mercy upon us poor sinners, of which I am
chief among ten thousand, and altogether |
lovely"
A man entered furniture store, and said, |
" Have you any old furniture ?" " No, sir, |
but we can make you some, !" was the reply
This reminds us of the Englishman in q
who called for stale bread, andj
was informed that there was-Hone. Make !
some," then, he ordered, I-will watt
A widow, occupying a large house in a
quarter of London, sent for q |
wealthy solicitor to make her will, by which
she disposed of between 100000 and Geo.