The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-08-30
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sqyen good gi'ls work, ti.eir psga's
farm in Minnesota. .s,Ss,i
Mrs, General Williams, formerly Mrs.
Judge Douglass. is at the VGreenbrier
white Sulphur Springs. = e. a2} .es
Every young couple who desire to mako
q good start in life must keep two bears
in the! house-bear and forbcar. ,ff
There arc two kinds Of men who please
women-those who love them and those
who detost them.
Our ideal of a beautiful woman Is, one
who seems to love everybody, and, in fact
only loves her husband. 10 70 p.a,
Tho gentleman who took atadyat her
word, left her at tho door steps at pretty
lato hour. g-7le'ft y e ~
| Jerroll says that young boys who
marry old maids !rgather. in the spring
oflife, the golden fruits Of autumn"
a Mrs. Hatton took morphine. in
Cleveland, and died, leaving note re.
qucsting them to berry NEE hear"
More beautiful women grace Saratoga
this season than during any previous
y ar. j.'a mtae !i@diqql
Low shoes for ladies' are coming into
fashion in Paris-with stockings and
dress of,same color. ~ ' Y
A husband, on being told the othcrday
that bis wife had lost her temper, replied
that he was glad Of it, for'i. was . very
bad one. ~ s.ii@ IS NsiD atf elGrrf
An Edgcfeld paper, speaking of a lady
in that vicinity who married her fathers
coachmun, says-''As luck would have
it, tho man was whtc." idgE; nHo
A young lady who was rebukedi by her
mother for kissing her intended, justified
the act BY quoting the passage-"What-
eVSSCi }S Noupa tuas lileu 6uVulN w uutO
you, do 80 also unto themsq 4
Prentice says girls will differ, Ono Of
them lately broke her neck in trying to
escape being kissed, and great, many Of
them are ready to break their nsoks .e
get kissed. aa.6s{. iqasa III
The Law allows a widow hor third. But
what does she want Of athird, though,
before She has second 2 How can she
have q third before second7 That's
what bothcrs US. .1s2t
Tho marriage robe,worn by 1.-The prin-
cess Louisa, Of Sweden. at, her,receu.
marriage to the Prince Royal, Of Den.
mark, was manufactured at Berlin, and
cost s2l, ,oo0.5 iiaa.R
ti A girl at Saratoga was just getting cut
Of the window ut herihotclito fall into the
arms Of her Adolphus, when her Grcciau
bend struck the bell. handle, alarming the
house. r. IVA itf .s55a, it57s55
An exchange says:-"s Many q good
kiss has been nipped i'll the bud by,a four
year old nuisance bringing candle into
tho room" Why dout he marry the girl
and stop such foolin y
Talking Of female taste for dress, and
the ,absurditics to which it sometimes
leads, an Eastern exchange remarks that
"Bridgct Durgan wore an elaborate CHG
non when she was hanged in New Jersey.
Mrs. Cross, strong.minded widow.
owner Of considerable property at Chistu.
Wabashaw county, Minnesota, was called
on q few days ago to furnish ashand 10
work out hertroad tas. She replied that
she would do it herself, and she did.
The American champion dr.nkist is
Mrs. Mulligan, who recently testified in
a New York polio, court that "she
wud drink visllkey again lager Ssid any
man, and carry him to the sashin house as
sober as q policeman, SO she wud."
.Halftlie business. Of the courts Of Hi
nois seems to be to satisfy the vengeance
Of women because they can't get HE men
to marry them, ana The other half to ena-
bic women to gotrid Of thcnlen who have
married them" y,-,..l3,i,,
+ The daughter ofJohn g.. Clark, who
mystcriously disappeared from New York
six weeks ago, and fol, whom reward Of
$1,000 was offered, has beer, discovered
in ireland, where 81. she had gone with an
actor. r. ~ .ip7s3i
An Iowa editor takes pains to tell his
readers that he has had dn introduction to
an Ohio girl, and says "slic is all sorts of
lovely creature, sharp as q frosty morn
ing, as full of tricks as d deer, and happy
is u flock Of snow. birds. esaSh
The other day Mr.. sniTkins being un.
we'll, sent for a medical attendant, and
declared her belief thatshe waspoiscned.
and that Mr.. sniHkins did ita ~ didprt
lott P,shouted MI. SnilIkius. ats all
gainmon she's not poisoned. Prove it,
D0ctor-opan her on. the spot; Pm viii
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AT Enterprise Iowa, the other day, u
woman entered beer shop where her
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