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REGULATING Pills.

The Faculty of the College state in their
report that after careful and minute eransina-
tioa, they have the honor to state that " the
pills are not only free from every substance
Injurious to health, but are composed wholly
of substances and elements promotive Of
digestion, and certain at the same time to
act favorably upon the nervous system, &c,
&c. They state, further, that the injurious
rumors set afoat by the Prussian apothe-
cnries originated sin mean spirit of trade
jealousy, excited by the great celebrity at
tanned by the Pills within a very brief
period"
Signed on behalf of the College,
DIR. PHIL. THEOBALD WERNER,
Director Of the Polytechnic Bureau.
DR.. HEsSE, First Assistaat.
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READ THIS.
New Albany. Ind. March

New Albany, lno, March IL, 1861.
For forty years | have been afflicted with
costiyeness, and for the last twenty was COM
PEELED daily TO resort to injections to secure
an evacuation. In December last con-
menced the use of Railways Pills Alter
taking few doses, my liver, stomach, and
bowels were restored to their natural strength
and duties. l have now regular movement
once day, and, although so years of age,
feel as hearty and strong as did 40 years
ago.
DR.. Railway, NY. THos. REppArH, j P.
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MEAN MEs.-Henry Ward Beecher says of
mean men u have great hope ofa wicked
man; slender hope Of mean one. A wick
ed man may be converted and become prom
inent saint A mean msn ought to be con-
verted six or seven times, one right after the
other, to give him Q fair start, and put him
on an equality with bold, wicked man. /
have known men who thought the object of
conversion was to cleanse them as garment
is cieansed, and then when they are eoDver-
ted they are to be hung up in the Lords ward
robe, the door Of which was to be shut, SO
that.ne dust could get at them A coat that
Is not used, the moths eat; and Christian
who is hung up so that he shall not be tempt
ed, the moths eat him; and they have lpoor
food at thatin
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Deputy Clerk Supreme Court.
Honolulu, July IS, 1s69.-26-2t
Supreme Court---In Probate.

In the matter of the Estate Of FRANK E. C..
KRUGER, Of Honolulu, Island Of Oahu.
DROPER application having been
i made to the Honorable H. A. Widemann, /,
Justice of the Supreme Court, by Margaret
Sarah Kruger, that Theodore C. Heuck, Esq,
Of Honolulu, be appointed Administrator upon
the Estate Of her deceased husband, Frank L.
C. Kruger, of Honolulu 0ahu, deceased. Notice
is hereby given to all persons whom It may
concern, that THURSDAY, the 5th day Of
August next, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, is
a day and hour appointed for hearing the ap-
plieation for letters Of administration aforesaid,
and all objections that may be offered thereto,
at the Court House in the town Of Honolulu.
WIN. HUMPHREYS,
Deputy Clerk Supreme Court
Honolulu, July 10th, 1s69.-2T-st
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PUNCH ON THE ALABAMA MATTER-Mr.
Punch, like the other London editors,
must occupy himself with Mr.. Summers
speech, bat his language is more good na-
tured and sensible than theirs Am.
Paper.
.aMr Golding Smith writes from Boston
to Mr. Potter, editor of the BeekiUe, to
say that emigration to the United States
had better not be thought OF for the pres
ent. Mr.. Sumner having reused so bad
feeling against England. He thinks there
will be no rupture, but is prepared for
turn of affairs which will oblige the Eng
lish to leave the States Mr.. Punch de-
clines to prepare himself for anything OF
the sort, and unless the two foremost ma
tions of the world are mad, he believes the
Republication of the Summers Tale, by
one g. Chaucer. would be as likely to pro-
duce war as the Munchausen manifesto OF
his friend Charles, with whom, moreover,
he intends to have word, shortly. How
ever, as it is well to avoid the least mis-
understanding between friends, Mr.: Punch
himself has paid Mr.. Summers bill: Ihe
handwriting Of the latter being Indlstlnct,
Mr.. Punch is not quite sure whether he
asks for two hundred and fifty millions or
billions, and therefore has sent over the
latter sum. If there is balance, Mr..
Sumner can keep it for himself, or lay it
out in building lunatic asylum into which,
if the quarrel should really arise, the peo-
pie of the United States will do well to
insert every public man they have, from
sober Sumner down to drunken Chandler"
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Tor Sale bv
FAMILY DRUG STORE.
IM snuTH a C0.

=. w. SMITH ~ Co..
HAvE RECEIVED PER LATE ARRIv-
IL ais, New Assortment of Drugs and
Medicines.
Sands sarsaparilla, Townsend's do,
Ayers do, Bristol's do, Shakers do,
Root do, Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
Bslsam for the Lungs, Balsam of Wild
Cherry, HypOphOsphites of Lime 3 Soda,
Compound Extract of Buchu, Capsules,
Thorn's Extract, Crossman's Specific,
Pills and ointments, of various kinds,
Liniments, Plssters, PectOral FumigatOrs,
sponges, Hamburg Tea, Lily White,
Fumigating Pastils, Trusses,
J. R. Cooks Nipples, Nipple Shields,
Lubin'E and Pinaud's Extracts,
Toilet Articles, Lip salve,
Indelible Pencils, New Invention,
Hair Restorers and Dressings,
Syringes, Leeches, etc., etc., etc.
Drugs of all kinds,
Corner Of Fort and Hotel streets. lift
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"PERMIssIoN FROM THE OFFIcE."-An
amusing incident, too good TO be lost, oc-
CURED ut the Nicollet day or two since.
A yerdant couple from the vicinity of Wi
mona, who bad never travelled outside of the
limits of their little native town, fell in love-
were married, and on their bridal tour visit
ed Minneapolis. Arriving on the evening
train, the turtle doves took room at the
Nicollet Before making his toilet the next
morning, the young husbands eye rested
upon the "rules and regulation" tackled
upon the door, and for the purpose of post
ing himself in the requirements of hotel life,
he proceeded to read them. Judge of his
surprise, when, after careful study, he learn
ed that washing in rooms is prohibited,
except permission is obtained at the officei
The young man looked about him. Upon
the opposite side of the room were wash
bowl pitcher, towels and all the neeessaries
for performing the usual ablutiOns, but be-
fore his face and eyes was the rule "prohibit
ing washing iu the room" What was to be
done? Bride and groom were at q loss to
know. They certainly could not think of
going to breakfast without washing, and it
was rather inconvenient to 20 TO the river for
that purpose. As he reflected upon the awk-
wardness of the situation, he became i'm
pressed with the idea that something must
be done, aud remembering the solemn pro-
mise made to the Justice of the Peace who,
for the trifling sum of seyenty-tve cents,
united them in the holy bands of matrimony
the day previous, he determined to rise up in
his strength and represent the case in proper
terms at the office" He did so. Ap-
preaching the desk, he beckoned to the clerk:
Look herei" said he "that 'ere kaird
that's stuck on to the door says that nobody
can't wash in the room less you let 'em.
Me and Jane Ann washed our faces and hands
there this mornin'? There's wash things
and towels right in the room, and wish
you would let us use 'em I'd be much
obliged to you if you would 81
The clerk kindly gave his consent, and the
unsophisticated couple were made happy
Minneapolis Tribune.
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Licences Expiring in July, 1869.

ID DETAIL.-0AHU-Ho 1st Chas n
LII Spencer and Co, 1st Lyman Brothers. "a
Lin ri, 18th All 70, 18th II May. 14th Mr.
Warren, 51st W Ryan, 22d An Laan, I5fh AZ
Hn, I'd Chung Hoon, 1st All La and CO. 1sth
d Flitner, 26th Ahwan, Waialua. "a Ahun-
Molokai, lst Q White. Maui, 18th Afour 4
Aehuck, do, 18th Kanakaole and Co, s0th. J j
Steel, zsd H Gillingham, Kauai. 18th II N
GreenEsll, Hawaii. 22d Monteomerr. 21d
Ghzn Tuck, Sd T Spencer, 18th Tucker, 20th
WH0LESALE.--Honol 1st @ n Spencer
and Go, LIST Hyman Brothers, 18th May, 1st
n Davies, Ist Walker 4 Allen.
RETAIL SPIRITS.-3d J OfEiel-
WHoLESALE---T II Davies.
YICTUALLING.-Hon s7st An Loan
Hilo, llth ] Parker, 18th =.
BOWLING ALLEY.--HaHaii, zoth 7 suer-
cer-
B0AT.-Hilo, soth Kali, Lahaina. f.t i
Parker, zsth P TreadEay
H0RSE.-Honoluln, let J Halou. No 75. "a
Napoe, No 70, I'd Pahao, No ", s0fh " Dus-
can, No Is.
PUBLIC sHow.-HOnoIuIu, sth G B Plum
mer.
BILLIARDs.-Honoiulu. 7lh Nol.s . Kru-
DRAT.-HonoiuIu. sOtL W Duncan.
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MECHANICAL DISEASES.

Persons engaged in Paints, Minerals,
Plumbers, Type Settlers, Goldbeaters, Miners,
as they advance in life, will be subject 10
paralysis of the bowels; to guard against this,
take dose of Railways Pills once or twice
a week as Preventive.
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DIDN'T SEE HIM.-The following has ap-
peared in print before, but those who have
seen it can afford to laugh over it again, and
hundreds who have not seen it ought not to
miss it.
About ten years ago young man of very
good character hired horse from livery
stable, to ride out to a little town about
twenty miles distant. Unfortunately, about
half way out the horse was taken sick and
died. The livery man sued him for the value
Of the horse, representing that the animal
had been killed by fast riding One of the
young mans witnesses rather green, or
supposed to be, and who had peculiar way
of talking very slow was called to the stand
and questioned thus by the prosecutor:
care you acquainted with the prisoner at
the BARI"
"Y-a-a-s' (very slowly drawn out.)
"How long have you been acquainted
with him?"
"About two years.
well, sir, please state to the Court what
Kind of reputation he bears as regards to
fast or slow riding on horse back"
"W-a-a-l, suppose if he was riding with
a company of persons who was a riding very
fast, and he didn't want TO be left behind,
he would ride fast too. And ifhe was riding
with company that rode very slow, and he
did not want to go ahead alone, l suppose
he would ride slow too"
Judge very much enraged )-"Y You seem
very much inclined to eyade answering ques-
tions properly. Now, sir, you have stated
how the gentleman rides when he is in fast
company and how he rides when he is in slow
company. Now, sir, wish you to state to
the Court how the gentleman rides when he
rides alone"
"Wa-al, L having never had the pleasure
of riding with him when he was alone,
don't think can tell the Court.n
The Hawaiian gazette., 1869-07-28

Is in receipt of an important official docu.
ment, signed by the Professors of the
Medical College of Breslau, Prussia,
embodying the result of an
ANALYSIS of
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DR.. RAD WAY

HIGH ENDORSEMENT FROM THE
MEDICAL COLLEGE OF PRUSSIA.
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Notice to Creditors.

In the matter of the Estate of WILLIAM
WOND, deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given by the
IN undersigned, Executors Of the above
named Estate, to all persons having claims
against said deceased. to exhibit the same. with
the necessary vouchers, duly authenticated,
whether secured by mortgage or otherwise,
within six months from the date Of publica-
ton Of this notice, to the undersigned. and if
not SO presented, they shall be forever barred.
And all persons indebted TO the said Estate are
hereby required to make immediate paymen.
thereof to the undersigned.
GODFREY RHODES,
JAMES s. LEMON.
Executors of the Estate Of VIM. Wond, deed.
Honolulu, July 16, 1S69.-27-4t
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Supreme Court---In Probate
Administrators Notice.

In the matter Of the Estate Of G.. Thoms, late
deceased
A LII PERSONS HAVING CLAIMS
N against the Estate Of the late @. ThOms,
of Waipa, Kauai, are requested to present
them 10 the undersigned within one month
from date, as the affairs Of said Estate will
then be handed over to T. C. Heuck, ESQ,
Consul Of the North German Confederation.
ID. X. FRYE,
25-4t Administrator, Ez-e6fci9.
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TEE pebbles in our path often weary US
md make US footsore more than the rocks.
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INDIGESTION =!

In cases where natural eyacuations are
difficult to secure, and quick discharge is
essential, take six of Railways Pills anl pull
verize them,-take the pill powder in water
or preserves,-in half an hour they viii ope-
rate. We have known the most distressing
pains of Gastritis, Bilious Cholic, Infamma-
tion, Congestion, &C., stopped, and the re-
tanned irritating humsrs expelled from the
bowels in thirty minutes by this treatment.
It is however, better in chronic cases to take
the pills IS they are, and let them gradually
dissolve in the stomach. These Pills possess
in the highest degree cathartic, aperient,
tonic, and diapharetic properties. They do
do not weaken or debilitate the system or
any of its organs, and will leave the bowels
regular and healthy. They purify and equal
ize the circulation Of the blood. No conges-
ton or Inflammation win occur while the
system Is under their influence. Price Is
cents per box, or boxes for one dollar.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1869-07-28

MANILA CIGARS-0nly few left, of
ul those Choice Cigars, which we have been
selling Of late lsl BOLLEs a co.
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Supreme Court---In Probate.

In the matter of the Estate Of HENRY ZUP-
PLIEN, of Honolulu, Island of Oahu,
deceased.
DROPER application having been
i made to the Honorable Elisha Allen, Chief
Justice Of the Supreme Court, by Charles 4.
Bishop Esq, Administrator upon the estate Of
Henry Zupplisn Of Honolulu, Oahu, deceased,
for permission to sell by private sale for the
best interest of the said estate, n certain piece
of land situated on the mauka side Of King
Street, Honolulu, adjoining Messrs Castle q
Cookies brick store containing about $50
square feet. Notice is hereby given to all person
whom it may concern that Tuesday the 18th day
of August next at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon Is n
day and hour appointed, for hearing the appli-
cation aforesaid, and all objections that may
be offered thereto, at the Court House, Homo
lulu.
WILLIAM HUMPHREYS,
Deputy Clerk Supreme Court.
Honolulu, July 2eih ls69.-27-td
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Regular Packet for MOIokai.
a Schr. KamaiIe,

bALLAsTEh, Captain,
VIII run as regular packet between Homo
lulu, and Moloksi, touching at Kaunakakai
and Pukoo. For freight or passage srply 10
the Captain oa board or
l-sm H. PREEDERGAsT. Agent
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WHAT roof covers the most noisy ten
ant?-The roof of the mouth.
WANTED-A fresh covering for the
hells that have nealed
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DONG GooD.-In Paris, General Cluseret,
returning home alone late one evening, was
attacked by an armed brigand. The great
strength of the general rendered him indif-
ferent to such incidents; he seized the ruffian
by the throat, aud threatend to straDgle him.
On examining the captive more closely,
Cluseret recognized him as parsonage with
whom he had already had dealings. "Why,
you rascal, you are the same man who rob-
bed my tent in Algeria of five hundred francs
in goldp' "Ah, General, but if you knew
the circumstances. They had written 20 me
that my mother was dangerously ill, and
wanted to send her some assistance. But
entreat you, General, to have some pity on
me; give me my liberty this time, and l
swear to pass my life in repentance The
General granted the prayer, let the fellow go,
and thought no more about the matter. A
long time afterwards, be received box con-
tanning five hundred francs and the following
letter: "This restitution, General, proves to
you that a good action is never lost. To
procure this sum that / engaged myself to
return to you, have been obliged to beat
out the brains of two men, to force three
secretaries, and break in the doors of three
inhabited country houses. You see, Cen
eral, that benefit is never thrown away"
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The following dialogue lately occurred be.
tween mistress of one of the schools and q
scholar:
flames, if you take three from five how
many remainT'
:" 1 don't know mum" replied the boy, bit
ing bis thumb nail.
Not know | if five birds were singing on
tree, and a naughty boy should have gun
and kill three, how many would be leftT'
"Eone," was the prompt reply.
Why, yes, there would be some sleft
wouldn't there?'
No, there. wouldn't, cause the others would
fly away"
My son, hold up your head and tell me who
was the strongest manr
JONAH"
why so2'
canse the whale could MT hold him after
he got him down."
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AN ELEGANT ASSORTMENT OF
John G0sneIl & Co.'S Perfumery,
Among which will be found,
ELEGANT, TREBLE-DIsTILLE
EAU DE COLOGNE,
An Article which is not to be found in any
other Store in Town.
Elegant, Treble-Distilled Lavender Water,
Exhibition Lavender Boquet,
Essence of Boquet, Toilet Vinegar,
Prince of Wales Perfume,
Princess of Wales Perfume,
Victoria Boqnet.
Brides Boquet,
Kiss Me Quick,
Frangipani,
Essence of Roses, equal in odor to the Persian
Otto, Forget Me Not, Love Charm,
Italian Jessamine, Military Boquet,
Tea Rose, Sandal Wood,
Ylangilang, Patehouh,
Fleurs de Italie,
La Noblesse,
Milleheurs,
Moss Rose,
Large Bottles of Florida Water,
The Best Article ever offered to the Public,
Flowers of Orange, Fragrant Perfume,
Isle Of Wight Boquet, Mignionette,
Italien Boquet, Osborne Boquet
Boquet des Noces,
Boquet du Haut Ton,
Spring Flowers,
Sweet Pea,
Hovenia,
Hedyosmia, Lavende aux Fleurs d'Italie, and
numerous other Perfumes, too numerous to
specify.
Neclsties, Socks & Suspenders,
In Endless Variety,
CHOICE HAIR BRUSHES, COMBS,
FANCY SOAPS, &C.,
Best quality Tooth and Nail Brushes,
Baby's Hair Brushes, Clothes Brushes,
and the Best Shoe Brushes in Town.
A New Invoice of Benkert's Boots
And the usual assortment of FURNISHING
GOODS, of the very best quality, for sale at
the Store of
M. McINERNEY.
Cor. of Fort and Merchant Street.
Honolulu, June 10, 1865
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DOWNRIGHT PREJUDICE. Jones has
been heard to say that if the Shah of Per
sia visits the Paris Exposition he Shahn't
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TRUIsMs.-lf you court young woman,
and you are won, and she is won, you will
both be one. The Mormon's religion is
singular and his wives plural. r-.
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A FRIEND remarked the other day that
there was storm brewing. What kind
of storm do you think it will be ?'
Well, think all Storm"
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VARIETY.
Old COppers-Peter's pence.

Old C~oppers-Peter's pence.
Base inhospitality-Turning out your toes.
The Legitimate Drama.-Colman's ssHeir-at-
Law"
Sure to harrow up the sole-Peg ends inside
ones boots.
When does an NJ. P. most resemble Samson ?
When he moves the House.
A Thoroughly Independent Man-One who de.
ponds on an inn for his living.
Why is a newspaper like an army? Because
it has leaders, columns and reviews.
"It's like your cheek as the gentleman re
marked OF the damask rose to a lady.
Love, the toothache, a cough and tight boots
are things which cannot long be kept secret.
Little girls believe in the man in the moon
big girls believe in the man in the honeymoon.
"Say, Jack, can you tell us what's the best
thing to hold two pieces of rope together? 81
guess knot"
1t is only a curious grammarian who would in
quire TOO strictly concerning your relatives and
antecedents.
The Chicago Journal augurs favorably of the
success OF a female orator, from s'the strength Of
her jaw :"
why is divinity the easiest of the three learned
professions? Because it is easier to preach than
to practice.
A sharp Retort.-A pedant remarked to a
farmer, 81 cannot bear a FOOL sYour mother
couio, WIS Tie reply.
Why are the members of the Highland Brigade
likely to be very short lived? Because they will
soon be all entirely kilt.
Riddle (by the man at the wheeD.-Wbv
should all teamboat smoke be abolished? Re-
cause it's an i~n-funnei nuisance.
"Your whiskers are unprofessional,' said a
client to his legal adviser. "Why sop ssBe-
cause a lawyer can never be too barefaced."
What is required to render a certain popular
tenor quite complete? A false-set-o' teeth, a
talse-set-o' hair, in addition to his falsetfo voice.
A bricklayer who had fallen into a tub of NOR
tar, and was asked if he was hurt much, replied,
'No but he had suffered mortardom."
Calomel is the odd name of a lawyer in Rich
mond, (Va.) We presume he never enters into
a case but what he goes through with it.
Psychological.-The state of mind that man is
in who risks largely in a lottery, and does not
draw a prize, may be described as blank despair.
A North Wales paper thus begins one of its
local paragraphsI''The inhabitants of Llanbedr-
goch and the contiguous parish of Llanfairmatha
farneithaf."
The man who imagined himself wise because he
detected some typographical errors in a newspa-
per, has gone east to get q perpendicular view of
the rainbow.
A gentleman seeing a fine painting represent
ing a man playing on the lutte, paid this high
compliment to the artist, "When [ look on that
painting 1 fancy myself deaf"
1t is very strange that during the whole contro-
versy about "musical pitch no one should have
thought of consulting the best authorities on the
subject-the Pynes.
eff this should meet the eye of John Smith,"
said an enraged man, doubling up his fist and
shaking it as he spoke, she will hear ofsomething
to his disadvantage"
"Motley's your Only Wear."-Mr. Motley is
coming. America in the person of Reverdy john
son, has had enough of dinners. Mr.. Motley
comes in for getting her desserts.
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