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Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1869-05-13

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torfe Gal;lafe Elm, um Die Brandt porcn
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Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1869-05-13
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Minnesota Staats-Zeitung. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1858-1877, 1869-05-13
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In eine,n gotnplere 3ufanmen lesenSe 8aupldse eestn Baer.
Meter - oncin,
Nprbminneapplis.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22
A Double Elopement.
TIE WAY THE THING is DONE IN MER-
RTE ENGLAND.

bennington, England. has scarcely
decided yet whether to trown or laugh
at certain domestic arrangements re-
Gently occurring there and producing
wild excitement i'll more than one res
pectable household. On a fine Satur-
day morning fortnight ago, the sty-
fish, handsome wife of Il worthy trades
man of bennington took leave of her
home ''under circumstances peculiarly
distressing to her husband" and with
a sum of money which she had been
for some time accommodating, took pas
sage by railway to Birkenhead. The
Simultaneous disappearance from town
OF IL certain engaging young man witt,
whom the fair fugitive had occasionally
danced at balls, and who had told his
father that he felt obliged to make pre-
cipitate flight to America, caused such
public comment rs drove the bereaved
tradesinan almost frantic, and aroused
particular sympathy in neighbours
family. In fact, the wife of this neigh
Dor, in her keen wonanly sympathy
both for the fOrsaken husband and the
foolish runaway, volunteered to go af-
ter the latter, and, by womanly per-
suasion, bring her back to her deserted
home. Accordly she left for Birkcn-
head that same afternoon, with the full
knowledge and approval of her hus-
band; but, great was the amazement
of the town when, Oh Sunday, the story
went about that the second husband
believed himself to be just the same
sort of domestic victim as the first, and
had started post-haste with the latter
to 0vertake the two runaways! Sad
to say, both women had escaped with
scoundrcls, and were preparing to en-
Joy quiet family party together, mt IL
Birkenheid hotel when kilograms from
their husbands ut home caused the po-
lice to arrest the whole company. The
two distracted tradcsmen of Leaning
ton, upon arriving thither, recovered
the foolish women and promptly sent
them back to their homes again, them
selves remaining over IL day under the
pretence of having taken the journey
purely for business. The "young mem
escaped before the husbands arrived,
the clipping wives promised tearfuily to
behave better in future, and, as we
stated ut first, bennington has not yet
decided whether to laugh or frown ut
the whole affair.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22

4 MAN IL a WoaAS's TRUNK.--We copy
as follows from the ST. Louis DeLlocr,i
Of the 18th:
The story of John Box Brown. the col
orcd man who gained his freedom by being
transported or Il sea voyage from South
Carolina to Boston. is surpassed by the
adventures Of II ypang man named w. II.
Nrl,rr who lost, his liberty hy conccaliue
himself in il wolnans trunk. About II
week ago Nrb.r was arrested on charge
Of stealing coat from the Webster School
house On the way from the Jail to the
courtroom Tor trial he gave the Deputy
Mar-hal he slip. and was given up rs i,
hard case. On Sunday, MS Officer Cooper
WAS walking his beat. citiz', pointed out
the house of Madam WpSSel>, on Sixth
street, near Spruce. and told him there was
u man there who had robbed him. The
officer entered the house. and going to the
room Of IL frail damsel named Belle, knock
I'd ut the door. The siren was rather
slow in opening the doar. telling the officer
to wait until she could veil her charms in
suitable apparel. The door was opened T.,
last. and the Metropolitan entered the
boudpir of the cypri"n. but save the dis
hevellel Belle, 10 one was visible. The
officer made search of the room. turning
over faded skirts. Giapilattd boups
closeted crockeryware aud wil,ed slippers
but nothing masculine appeared in view
He then performed. the delicate duty Of
looking under the bed, when, 10 aud behold
he esped, not exactly what he expected
but just what he wantea--a mans coat
and boots From those tel-tale evidences
the Glitter concluded that there mist be q
masculine somewhere about. anu he con
Guided the fellow must be eusc0ned IL
the por!y trunk at the foot Of the bed
While the search was being made. Bell.
slipped down stairs, appearing perfectly
unconcerned about the affair. The officer
| took hold of the handle of the trunk and
turning it on end, felt some heavy body
strike against the sides He went dow
stairs and demanded of the girl the key o.
the truni. She protested that it was no
her trunk and said she didn't have the key
Very we'll" said the officer, put on you
bonnet and 20 with me to the stationhouse.
| The key was drawn from the recesses o
the damseI' pocket. and trrmblingly placed
| in the hands Of the officer. who returned
to the room and amused himself by pitch
ing the trunk about from side to side
turning, it on end, and shaking it violently
He could hear the stfied eroans of the vic
tim within, and knew, that he was suffariu,
! u double To torment. When the Trunk wa
opened. there lay Weber, coiled up like
dog in kennel bis face almost blue from
sutlisca!ion. On taking him to the station
house the young man was recognized Il
the curfit who bad ESCAPED! from the Mar
shall. w Der is respectfully CONNECTED, hu
is an ncorlisibly bad hoy, and deserving
of the rough treatment he received Will
concealed in tho woman tluus.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22

NO. A gentleman had five dough
ters, all of whom he brought up to
some useful and respectable occupa-
ton of life. These daughters mar
ried one after the other, with the
consent of their father. The first
married gentleman by the name Of
Poor; the second a Mr.. Little; the
third Il Mr.. Short; the fourth q Mr.
Brown; the fifth MIR. Hoggs; at the
wedding Of the lattcr her sisters
with their husbands, were present.
After the ceremonies of the wedding
were over, the old gentleman said te
the guests: 81 have taken great pains
to educate my FIVE daughters thai
they may act well their parts in life
and from their advantages an i'm
provcments I hoped that they woult
90 honor to my family; and now
find that all my pains, cares, and OK
pectations have turned out nothing
but Poor, Lite, Short, Bromn
Hog!'
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22
Mrs. LincoIn's Second C.o:ec.
SOMETHING ABOUT TIE corSr scuSssD-
BUTZEN.

The ''llappy dog as our read
ers have already Sheen advised, is
Count Scheisienhutzen, Grand
Chamberlain to the Duke Of Baden.
Although this title is rather impo-
sing, it does not. in the Counts
own home, imply either an impress
sive weight OF dignity or purse
noticeably heavy. The Duke of
Baden has small cash to spare and
none to bestow on Grand Chamber
lains, who have little to do about
his court, and who "come--cheap"
in land where every fourth
Dutchman is count or baron.-
Indeed, moderate belly-full OF
kraut and pumper-nickel every
Sunday is the only kind of "gov-
eminent pap" that ever distends
the shriveled skin of Schneidenbut-
zen, who is an uncommonly sorry
specimen Of the Teutonic mobility.
The poor fellow is said to be in
ecstasies over his good fortune i'll
securing an heiress for a wife, and
to be especially Joyous in the pros
pect Of falling into the vacant
shirts, socks, breeches. and shoes
of the slate lamentea," n large
number of which have not yet fol-
lowed his coats and hats to tho
/ junk shop. a pair of the martyrs
trowers is being cut down for
Schneidenbutzen by Count Kot-
zenbrazen, the Grand Dukes tail
or, s. being a short-legged little
fellow, while the late A. L., as ev-
erybody knows, strobe the land on
a pair OF natural stills. 1t will he
a funny sight, not, however with
out some melancholy suggestive
! ness to behold poor Schneilenbut-
zen leading "Mary, reliet of A Lin,
coin, deceased" to the alter, clad
in the yeritable habilimcnts ofhis
Industrious predecessor, his breech-
cs shining with autograplic greese-
spots left by White House dinners OF
the past-his little feet shaking about
loose in pair of Illinois boots q milo
too big for them-and his tiny hands
encased in pair OF enormous kids, in
which the fist Of the martyr was said
to bear n striking resemblance to u
cunvassed ham. Poor little S.! For
our part, we don't begrudge him u
stitch of the sacred wardrobe. He will
have earned it all before he is done
with Mary L.. and as she only reserved
after her bereavmcnt those garments
which nobody would buy, her new
husband will begin his matrimonial
career by falling into uncommonly
bad habits Portland (Me.) Eastern
Argus.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22
Consump5iyes.
HOW THEY co TO MINNESOTA AND DI

Tt is surprising how many invalids
who come to Minnesota to get relief
from pulmonary troubles, think that
the fact of being in the State is all suf-
ticicnt to cnre them. They sit over
hot stoves in poorlyventilated, smoke
clonded rooms. They sleep in air.
Sight apartments. They play billiards
ill late hours. They talk themselves
huarse. They take long rides at the
most unfavoslble hours of the day.
They are irregular about their meals.
They call upon Il doctor once and neg
lect him thereafter. They cat food
that ruins their stomach. They soak
themselves with whisky, and generally
end up with terrible hcmorrlayc.
How utterly useless to come to Mime
sofa unless one expects to breathe its
pure, tonic air. The invalid who is fit
to come here at all, ought to he in the
open air ut least five OF six hours of
each day. Walking may be FOO severe
exercise, but riding always does good.
Oxygen, oxygen, oxygen is what the
cOns,lmptive needs. 1t is for the want
Of this that he wastes away and dies.
BY day and night the diseased lungs OF
the weak lungs demand pure air. 1t
is in vain to call upon Minnesota to
help one in pourly-ventilatcd and over
heated apartments. One may us well
stay at home, East or South. Many
and many Il sufferer makes this mis-
take, only to think the climate of Min
nesota humbug, and then die. Non
vii! one boast of cold air morning and
evening suffice. One must be out hou,
after hour in the fresh air, and thus
supply to the system the strength ant!
nmtriment it needs. Again we say to
invalids, don't come to Minnesota eX-
pccting to get cured by being boxed
up. Air is the only medicine that can
cure the consultative. -[St. Paul
Press.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22

McFa,lan for her husband. for better,
for worse, until death-nothing else
should part them +?
But is it said that her husband was
poor, and sometimes harsh! And so
the Rev. Henry Ward Beechar comes
and marries her to another man, to-wit,
this man Richardson
And now consider, married men of
New York, husbands and fathers by
what frail and brittle tenure Your
homes are yonrs. If you fail in your
bnsiness-and it is said that ninety
five ont of one hundred business men
at some time f,il-tlen the younger
and llandsomer face of your widowed
ncighbor may charm away Your wife;
the laws of Indiana will granta divorce
TO the fair trnant, and Henry Ward
Beecher-with the Rev. DIR. Field, of
the New York Evangelist, standing at
his right hand, and the Rev. O. Is.
Buckingham to implore a blessing on
the sin-stands ready to marry her to
the first libertine who will pay-not in
affection, but III gold in grecnbacks-
the price of her frail charms! If it he
crime of Mcfarland, then rest easy,
husbands and fathers, at least all of
you who never, in any moment of trial
and vocation, have uttered one impa-
tient or petulent word.
Yes, it is the pions, the popular, the
admired, the Reverend Henry Ward
Beecher who comes boldly and even
proudly forward, holding by the hand
and leading lust to her triumph over
religion. Who can read the narrative,
and not wish that Plymouth Church
were sunk into the ground until tt c
peak of its gable shonld be beneath the
surface of the earth.
And Mr.. Brecher was assisted by
the Rev. Mr.. Frothingliam, who bias
phemed in ~ prayer to God, which
contained these words:
Gather, we thank Thee for what
these two have been to each other, and
tor what they may be yet"
Mr.. Frot.ingham may plead in his
defense that he does not believe in the
Scriptures; but Mr.. Beecher who has
been engaged for some years past upon
Il Life of Christ, should have reminded
him that our Savior said: !" l say unto
yon, that whatsoever shall put away
his wife, saving for the cause of forni-
cation, causetl her to commit adultery;
and whatsoever shall marry her that is
divorced committeth adultery."- New
York Sun.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22

Tom ALIENS ANNOUNCEMENTS
Tom Allen announces his readiness to
fight any man in America for from
$500 to $4,000, in what is termed "a
square stand-up fight according to the
rules of the London prize ring" He
will meet Joe Cobnrn in the ring (any-
where in Wyoming Tcrri.ory,) whom
he regards as the leading scientific pu-
ailist in the United States. He also
takes the liberty of expressing the fol-
lowing opinion of McC0ole: As pri-
vate citizen he is very good, but as n
fghtest he stands No. }, and says that
he has bad crowd OF hackers, and that
he might be induced to fight if this
crowd would but let him alone. Billy
Carroll is authorized to make all ne
cessary arrangements for ii fight. A
deposit or forfeit fund of not less than
500 must be sent TO the New York
Clipplcr, of New York, or Sporting
Times, of Boston, otherwise no notice
will be taken of II chailenge.-[St. Lou
is Republican.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22
O,r gott's Garner 5Seleftea
nETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

e. is like a race where some succeed,
While others are beginning;
,Tis luck in some, in Others speed,
That gives al early winning;
Rut if YOU chance to fall behind,
Meier slacken your endeavor;
just keep this wholesome truth in mind,
Ills better late than never.
And if you keep ahead, it's well,
But never trip your neighhor;
IT'S noble when you eau excel
By honest, patient labor;
Bnt if you are outstrippcd at last,
Press on as bold as ever;
Remember, though you are surpassed,
TITS better late than never.
Ne'er labor for all idle boast.
Or victory DER another;
But while you strive your uttermost,
Deal fairly with a brother;
Whateer your station. do Your best,
And hold your purpose ever;
And if you fail to do the rest,
"Tis better late than never
Choose well the path in which yon run,
Succeed by noble daring;
Then, though the last, when once It's wop,
Your crown is worth the wearing;
Then never fret if left behind,
Nor slackcn yonr endeavor;
But ever keep this truth in mind,
TITS better late than never
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22
School "Readers."

The Detroit Free Press wants mod
ern Improvements worked into school
reading books, and offers the following
rs a sample of the sort that would be
up to the spirit of the age:
"The horse is on his nest. He is a
fine horse. Can he make his mile in
two minutes Some horses have the
scratches. SO do some boys.
The goose is on her ronst. She is
fine quadruped, and has Il tender tenor
voice. Can the goose fly far? No;
neither the goose nor the rhinoceros
can fly far.
Here is man. He is q fireman. He
belongs to No. 10. If you are good
boy, you will some day be an angel
like that fireman. 1t is dangerous
thing to be q fireman. They some-
| times get their heads broken.
Here is the gas-works. It is high
building. All our Congressman are
born here. Do Congressmen ever steals
You may be sure that they do.
Do you see that small boy7 He is
good boy, and supports his mother by
selling newspapers. His father don't
have to work any more now.
"Here is the picture of young Wild
ow. Sec how sad she looks. Her
husband could not pay her dry goods
bill, and SO he--died. Do yOn think
she will get another man? She will
try hard.
Here is the sea side. You see that
swell there drinking spring water p
What is he here FORE For his health.
/ Will he get it? Yes; if his fathers
money holds out and she don't get ell
gagged first to thatfellow with the paste
diamond.
1 Do yon see this colOred man. See
how fast he runs! He is running for
an Office. He was a poor lad once, and
worked for his clothes and victuals.-
Now lie don't.
/ "rhis is picture of Horace Greeley
What is he doing? He is mailing
strawberry plants TO his subscribers. :
They are fine plants, and yield about a
bGshel plant. This is his political
economy.
Here is fine likeness of Colfax.-
: See how he smiles! He is looking al
. the White House.
This is a scene in Tennessee. Tha
man there, weeping, is Stokes. VIII,
does he weep? Has lie much money
No-lie can't see a Sent-er. Poor man
He will doubtless find some one il
Washington who wilhsympatlize will
+ him.
r What is that man doing there7 HI
+ is counting over Government green
t backs he is a public official. So
. how fast he counts! Those one -dolla
e bills OIL the lcft-hapd side are the mon
ey he is to return to the Goyernmen,
(, those ten dollar bills on the right ar
2 money he is going to put into his peck
ct. Is it q good thing to be publ
official Now you're talking!
= Here is the face of n reporter. Sc
: how joyful he looks. He has jus
heard that man has cut his 0w
n throat, and he is going for the item.-
n Should you like to be a reporter, an
get licked on dark nights, and see dca
e persons, aud climb up four pair {
stairs p
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1869-12-22
The Professional Topper.
HOW HE GETS HIS MORNING. DRINK.

There are professional topecs, and
topers who are not professional
There is q topper who gets his drink
and pays for it, and the topper who
gets his drink and don't pay for it.
These latter are the professionals,
and only differ in the different ways
in which heyinveiele the bar-keeper.
Some are mean men, whose DISPOSE
tons never suggests to their stom-
achs the fact that the bar-keeper
would much rather give them q drink
than have them order it, and then,
after fumbling around in long,
empty vest pocket, make the discov-
cry that they have changed their
clothes and left their money in the
other ones, or that they forgot that
they were 'just ont of pocket
change" or some other frivolous ex-
cuse that bears the lie upon its face
But there is the jolly-going and
good-natured topper, who has seen
better days, and wi o. with all his
faults, we cannot but admire, and at
whose wrangling humor and odd old
Jokes we cannot help but laugh. He
never swindles the bar-keeper, but
jokes him ont of a drink. Sometimes,
however, he falls, Tray-like, into the
bad company of some unprincipled
loafer, who uses him as q stepping
stone to the good gracea of the man
who sets out the bottles Arm in
arm they go in together just as the
bar-man has opened his doors for the
accommodation OF his early custom
ecs,
Come, bar-keeper, give us q drink,
wont you?" says the good-natured
| fellow.
Not without the money, tl.is morn
ing, Colonel" says the bar-keeper
I'm tendin' here for another man
and always like to do right by him. ;
i "Oh, I know Capt. Rierson; just
tell him that you gave me and my
friend q drink, and it'll be all right
Ii he was here he'd give NE one in {
/ minute"
4 Il don't doubt that; but he has
told me never to let anybody have
I drinks without the money, and
must obey orders
/ "Oh, come, never mind orders thi'
time; I'm dry, and haven't had ,
!. drink since 3 o'clock this morning.
Cant do it,
/ Give the Colonel drink, bar
/ keeper; I don't wish any myself"
Don't you 2"
The bar-Eeeper then stops ant
thinks, scr.tclesj his head, survey.
the Colonel, and then, taking pity OF
his condition, sets out one glass ant
, then the bottle.
"Here, Bill" says the Colonel
"aint you going to drink with me.
''No, I don't care about it thi
morning; you drink yourself, ans
: Ill watch You"
; "Well, I'll be hanged if 1 am go
ing to drink without you. Come
bar-kceper, set out another glas
here
Having been pulled SO far into tn
mud, the circumvented barkeepe
succumbs and puts out another glass
when the parties drink, and the Col
: onel is quickly deserted by his frien'
! who has no further use for him.
: This is the way the professiona
: topper gets his morning drink.