The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-03-29
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Ladies' Column. !.

# A Partisan bride spent SIS 5.0OOthesi
othcr'day for pocket -handketchiefsgs
Mrs. Lincoln is said to be engaged in
writing memoirs Finer times. '7,"7' 'af
4 Why is . kiss like a rumor? Because,
it goes from mouth to mouth. " 80
| The young lady who. was driven. to dis!
traction had to walk back, .at.,t Ill.
d Can mis-, bo said toplay the piano in
n mastery manner {? .4,e l,s i5,.,,A .i.,i
Can alady who scolds her'husband be q
saidto be suffering from on attack Of iu- !,
! aamation Of the disposition ..qs.aessyl,
A GAINESVILLE young lady requested 90
4 photographer to make picture look sif'isa,
was '.:wrtin' 'aspome.".I, aie.. s. ,ybs "a
Why should marriage be spoken Of as 2
q tender tie, when it is so confounded 4,
tough that nothing but death can, cut it. s
The woman's rights agitation has N
yielded .forthe moment to the discussion
Offspring bounets. eaalti ai!'gi las4g; ii
In Kansas City, Missouri, few e even ,ni.'s
Fings since q couple we're married within
an hour Of their first mutual acquaintance.
Why arc ladies extravagant in clothes!
Because when they buy new dress they
wear it out on hs'irst day. aH'E 'a' ~
[ doctor, what will cure tue fever Of
Ploye2Ysm .f.ta 1.s y.:j.,ist,j.H h
| "Tho. chillof wedlook, my DEAR! r.'!as...,!
Whyis.a fast young lady like a steam
boat? g Because she ncvcr goes ahead
withon. swell after her. :" ~ r. SUI i'g
The modern mode Of studying art-rs
Looking into the face ola fashionable
woman. 2. t iljg sEs ~ EfE s,i,i
|. The State Of Alabama gives 81, 900 to
the widow Of each person who is assassi-
mated in that State. Husbands are get.
ting anxious.
d.
It's impossible to love where We can
not esteem; and no woman can be es-
TENED by a man Of sense, if she makes
herself agreeable III the eye Of fool.
Young men anxious to get rid Of their
wild oats will do we'll to GET a sewing ma
chine. Those covered with calico are tho
best. NJ - ~" PEW ''e 7'a'
Colax says he will not go out to lee,
turc any more. He having recently mar
ried, gets enough Of that sort Of thing at
homc... ~ 0rFad .iarnoi .altS
Here is concise but hopeful love-let-
ter, written BY Colorado miner:
Seven years is rather long to kort q gal,
but lie have you yit, Cate"
Lucy Stone once said :-"There is cot
ton in the ears Of man, and liope in the
bosom Of women" Lucy made a mistake,
aud got the cotton in the wrong place. :
Kentucky has "stcrn parienp who
keeps his daughter cllnincd to alog, in
otaer to prcventhcr marrying contrafyto
his wishes. r7Gt@4 49, "A -
"A Welsh proycrb-If woman were as
quick with llcr feet rs with her tongue,
she'd catch lightning enough to kindlo
the FIRE iu the mornng: ,-i.,,.,s.
Young girls like balls. young men like
bellies, brokers like bills, topcrs like
bowls, and enidinals like bulls. BY
changing q vowel all tastes arc suited.
u a young man who hasrecently taken,s
wife, says he did not find it half 50 hard
to get married as he did TO get the fdrui-
tire. : 's.' F'''7S. 'u @ '2li' 'f
Jones isa strong believer inangcls Ii
it were not for thc,u, he asks. What would
Keep people from rolling ont Of bed when
tley are fas: asleep? '7' - ''ag ~
In Boston, few days ago, young
aud elegantly dressed wite woman was
arrested for walking nrm.in-arm with
buck Niger. Cruel officers can't you
let EN- hat peas, So q 4t t-pd'i
"A reckless Frcncl, writer declares that
French feluales become uglier irom,gcn'-
ratinu to gencrlt.on,. and that i'll tl.iliy
years there will hardly be a pretty wetnuu
III all France.
A disturbed preacher iemarked--"If
that cross-cycd lady .iu the side aisle with
red hairand Ii blue bonnet, don't lssop
talking, must poiut her cut to the ccu-
gregation." r.,.,,.f4;..,
Savannah, Georgia, has had female
Enocl Arden case Wife elopei--rp-
ported dead-lusband married agaiu.
Wife number one returned and made q
mess Of il all. "
A Southern exchange Is oprosed to the
education Of women Us surgeons. II says
thnt, SUPPOSE nhe we're put under the Ill.
auencc Of ehloroforn' by such doctor,
what is toprevcnt the woman from kiss.
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