The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-08-02
Ladies' Column.
Queen Isabella requires just eighty do
mestics and one inteudant.

The original Mary, WHO had a little
lamb, is dead. Aged ninety-fve years.
A woman may hope to be an angel,
but she can never again be a girl.
Small women arcs noticeable for tho
greatness of their sighs.
Fifty dollar parasols, with watches on
the handles. are pretty things.
The IT. most dangerous glass to the ladies
The mirror.
Motto fora rejected suitor-I1e vocd
and she wouldn't.
The best womau's rights men are those
VINO would see woman in her right place.
"Thero are only two bad things in this
world" says Hannah Moore. "sin and
bile"
a good pair Of false calves, warranted
to look in all respects like natural limb.
cost eight dollars in New York.
In Barnsvillc, Ohio. the other dny,
three women met whose united avoirdu.
pois was over six hundred pounds.
Chloroform is taking tie place Of COG.
nae M as the fashionable female tipple in
Now York.
Tue Pope scolded.a bcvy Of paniered
ladies' who came to make him present
tic other day. ~
A red pctticoat, waved on an umbrella.
stopped railroad train in Vermont, Tho
other day. 67f''5T
A number Of young ladies' in Glove
land have organized a croquet club, to DO
suown hereafter as the White Stockings.
Miss Mary Putnam, daughter Of the
noted ne New York publisher, las gone to
Havre TO study medicine.
To sec tho back Of half our ladies at
church : makes one think they arc ina
huir en-.
Tue Duke Of Balcn's butler, who is to
marry the gushing widow Lincoln, wears
the prodigious name of Schnidtyille.
!, Next month the daughter Of President
Tyler is to be married, and already grand
are making for the event. \
ANantucket fisherman las sod bis wife
I for sixty punches Of fish, also centsa
bunch.
Its singular how pious new clothes
make people. For Whole month after
the Misses Flirt get new dresses, they arc
at church three times day.
A Dubuque bride Of hours returned
to q Jus ice for divorce. Her lover
turned out to be married man, with
halfa dozen children.
It was an apt answer Of young lady,
who, being asked where was her native
place, rcplicd--"I lave none; I am tile
daughter Of Methodist minister.
A woman in New Orleans was arrested
for throwing pail Of boiling water over
u man. Her excuse was that Sue mistook
him for htr llusl and.
A hundred fools have offered 10 marry
Ida Lewis since she made herself famous
by pulling drunken soldier out Of New.
port HarLor.
Minnesota sends her second woman
missionary TO Asia in tho person ofNliss
Addie Ely. of St. Peter, the first being
daughter Of Rev. Mr.. Riggs.
Tie women Of Rhode Island having
withdrawn their petition to the }egisla.
ture for suffrage, have resolved to appeal
directly to the people.
A female prize.6eht is tic latest scnsa-
tion in st. L,nis. They we're permitted
to bite, scratch, aud tonHd each other
until one Of them became inscnsitlc.
Not long ago young lady in Illinois
was found dead in her bed and coro:
ncr's jury rendered a verdict Of "died Of
convulsions aided BY tight lncing."
A St. Louis belle barely escaped strans
gulation, the other day, BY getting a gold
sleeve. button fastened in her aristocratic
tlroat.
A friend observing lady about to pur-
chase wire palpitator at ono Of our
fashionable shops. was heard to remark
that she was about laying the wires for Il
new camrnign."
A large number Of tic fafrer sex are
assisting in Tie harvest fields in indiana,
this year. The extreme f1tge crops,
threatening weather. md scarcity Of mulo
labor rendered it necessary.
A Aquarrclsoma couple il New Jersey
threw their children At each others heads
until tllat nn,n,dkitfoh was exhausted,
when tho wife Aoortd tue husband will
tie cofee.rot
A celebrated lawyer once said That The
three most troublesome clients he ever
Ind were a young lady wlo wanted iob be