The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1869-12-31


ONE Sunday, recently, in one OF the
Sabbath schools Ct our city, says the
Burlington hawkeye, a juvenile class
was questioned by its teacher in regard
to the parable Of the shepard and his
flock "Who is our ~shepard2' DE
sus.' "Who are Christs lambs2' awe
are" To test the reasoning capacity
Of the little urchins: IF the children
are the lambs, what are tho grown.up
folks2' Said a bright eyed little sho-
yer, "rhey are the old bucksl'
New Orleans sugar.
New r o ofNew Orleans sugar, by
the barrel or single pound, prime. at
D. II. Mortlcy q Cos. Dec. 81 3w,
Two negroes. playing billiards in De.
troit, quorrclcd One hit the other a
tremendous blow over the head with
the butt Jfa cue, the spliutcrs few,
and the assailed dorkoy paused to re
mark.
Now, Sam, stop, and less reason
dis yere thing a l%ittlel'
Grcut Reduction In Turs.
G 4 Halliday & Co, will, for the
next two weeks, sell thor Furs al
tho following prices 4: Mink Furs
worth s35. for $4,000. German
Fitch worth 25O0 for $4,000. As
trachan worth $500 for $1,000.
Alaska Mink, worth $1,000 for 1922
90. Look round, and then give rs
a call.
"lF you will quote any OF my
Jokes sad Lamb, quote this one,
which is really good. Hume and
his wife and several OF their chil>
dren wcro with me. Hume repeat
ed the old saying, "One fool makes
many" "Ay, NJ. Hume said ],
pointing to the company, you have
"a fno family
EsS' Blcochcd CELERY, by tho bunch,
OF Chris. Burckholters.
IT is announced that Senator
Fowler, Of Tenn, is about TO pitch
into hrs colleague, Parson Brown,
low. An insane qnglc-worm climb.
ing up on II sick swapping turtle
Hartford Post.
sG- Crackers made expressly 20,
Oysters At Chris. Burckholter S.
"Bur, IL put my money in the sa-
wings bank" inquired one Of the new
ly arrived when can l draw it out
again.
"Och," replied his friend, "if youput
it in to-day, you can draw it out again
Tomorrow by giving q fortnights no
tice."
Oysters! Oystcr'sW OysteT's'!
Select, and Y. X. X, for New Years
Dinners, at Chris. Burckholter's
Ar Des Moines, Iowa, it takes tn,
deacons all day Monday TO paste to
gether the mutilated currency put in
to the collection plate on Sunday.
asy Al Of which T prom,re TO do -
T. C., Sell the remainder Of my -toci
Of Toys aud Christmas GoOda NJ cost
/ cook none but select Oysters for IN,
customers keep the greatest variety
/ Of eatubles Of any Restaurant IN thi
a..4 6 ~. aMr,v.NwNH v.N "a. .VaHEltft.
from q Square Meal down to a ten cen
dish Of soup in the shortest time 70
the least money, and credit 10 man
woman OF child for Goods after Dec
3lst, 1869.
Yours, 'ruly,
J. W. KINCAlD.
As Ascending wife ir thus pathct
cally appealed to in a personal co!um,
Jane, your absence will Iuin al
Think Of your children, your parent.
your husband. Roturn, return; a
may yet BE- well At any tate, hclos
the key ofthe cupboard where the 81
is"
1Gl. The Holidays arc not over yc
and you can still get mixed candies .
70 cents per pound at Chris. Burckho
ter's.
PgAsE is the name Of a wellknow
teacher in Bangor, Maine, A yout
named Bcan who attends his schoo
was reciting his lesson one day, an
hesitoted n moment, when the teachc
! remarked: ut takes beans n Tor
time to sprout." mo longer tina
. peas, sir" replied the boy,
CnRoMos, Family Bibles, Pictu.
9 Frames Photograph Albums, Toys, al
School Books Of all kinds at the Boo
u Store Of Adair Bros,
ECUADOR has a happy way Of cameo
( ling her obligations, having resolve
Q that when the revenues ola State {,
to meet its home expenses, much lie
e to afford any surplus to be devoted
the liquidation of foreign obligation
G the later must of necessity becon
4 null and void"
no.. Chris Rurckholter is now g.
ling toys at cost.
Ar length the I~ndiani0ns are begi
ming to reply to the assaults made
c their divorce laws. An Indiana par
admits that they are "conveniant," /
adds uthav are not available 10 disco