, 1869-10-10
IRISH WIT AND HUMOR.
Sir JenAh NarYlnnsnu,. ot.n~ar

Sir 1snah nAfrinRssn's memslrs.
We copy from ths.londou ssetator the follow.
nE tes'eW 81 4 new edition oi one uf tht
whkh WRs road with great sytdltr by the lat rem
erstkon. - '''s ''
lh!s Will Prove virtually a new book to The
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in 1o,eA sia sstist,on. upaa t4sa,ss supees e1s
=! ttsse sotntrsa The nei LrudIzall.y of aaals
iQI ~ Cahse& ana between all peFsOnx tho Uuttf-
the ptatansrJ. the ahundAnt nov VI whiske1. lnn
feeA1ea' EeHA Of Donnyhtoak Far, arc given u
nEtr o. 1ltL hsnd inatea4i Of btlng either AIatc.
tNtn. 1t Dot our 0blecf, no Ers+f to enter Into
pht1e Aonh!eal ana,ai. vi Tho cnafactefisticg Of
81 , Jnnans an tstsolA stt1shaa The only way IN
Ma!eh snCa NofA can he 6tly reviewed after thA
E!sTs: ~ ought to e far eati and uaore y
tTtr fhof.u "a Az
somc nerp)e11t5 a 10 the management nl inr
1ransftons, md It requires GseaI for,!tute
viii vii se 80 1a e. 2 a. sSa I'd eat
break o1 Whenever be feels inellnt.i and Ne xezN
n9s n e ess se disposed y, taan " Jonah elae
II nase eh 70 IS up any c'am on the score
-. 4. stE Jonah VA lawyer By profession. a.tain~
Eeu1t and being dcptsyss, Of tnat post In 1871 BY
no ntdress of both uorses~ We may as vel staft
Win toue Of nis legu3 experienced The h,stor1
Q. ~ pscfeatonM Ih*s IS curious n Itself, hut Il
fublect- Darlington, OF eoutne- was Lrou1ht In
contact with tue great uameA OF tha irt4h bar,
rs notorious IN iher Ear as Ectoexs an JeGsr1es.
s'ls q these JudRes, before being raised to the
%Mnsa; was ,5 5n9na oy The n.cAnsRs Of counseloz
Neeffk1tJs 10 el!lston ~ The maxim !" ye1txstsas
M" t!e'm kabst'' It was laid Of another, who
~as given to drink, that he was TO tendef-heated
a.tg nEyer 70 sentence T. cu1prs 70 death without
tenee prescribed tos high treason. which ipcl1aei
ftscmtc EeIfng, vas oLce psououuced On school.
tnast+r Kho fece!sed II with Erautude He blessed
tHe Judge TOT hls lmpariiali,y, and then turning
round, said, Gotis VIII ho done. til ven il %
VOTE" Ia51inKton asked the nAu Whist be
nfrad bis lostsh,p would or,ier me- 10 be iogRed.
!asilhly with and usshoq. lo.stciA sanction tha,
this fear Was vel! founded. We tnay make sl2ht
ogftfs!on from Judgment 10 execution before de-
| scend:ng rom The hench to the l,sf 6u Jonah
sketch o. Aeppens,all, the walking Rallows. has
guo1ing: "lse waa man SIX fee, W. inches ia
he'gnI, strong and broad in proportion When be
MI I,d sp5one @ re- suspected Of ne!ng ssbel, be
TN. md, ahl:e twisting III long crarat INTO =
1ore, xqn!d considerably etloT his victim te
l1ss LOT h"g george, Observing .that any praJefl
,oss, as NJ late ~ ese1y world l.aould tne.e bc
s,,s1 snaR.Sed ,,t me dss,a OF 80 gool monarch
lows would hoist III up * tne nsse X
o. his shoulder with powerful cauea. and liz liz
,fo. up ad aad 1own nGe 1ol.nE easshoEse ~. ihe
two wtre.coopets " TO, klllle on thelr way npxle
70 uiEner, we're takeo into the barracks and Vtvss
1hey did moi give Information s6ous the hdior q B
p.kes II some Of The Dublin vaGlss aud cellars
Sr Jtdkfn Fitzgerald Was bosslag OF nla achieve
Eenta tp 11ppe1ar1, whore be koaked hts cato
The country. "Plcilcd It, yoa mem, ~ wa. lie m rc
p!y. Inc government showed thai il appreciate,
y ga SA%EEt OQk ~ A4A LUG u41 k48LE 1C&t
tncoct4tency to dlsapproye Of ucppepssal. Ate
al n Lord Chancellor Clare palI Nncn man VA
sn,cnse as !ng,tn, TO aea;h for sns ot wh.ch :,
hanged ior this, he does for = formc
anats." darlington Was counsel Tor the prose
sutlon s n That cake, ana was recon- mDen'slp9 n
| Inc ftptcpce should be committed On the rrpuut
that the chief wlsce.s had committed perjury.
1nffe cdnla cot llll to l+ da1seAai0us betHeeE
vepe a 11tfrs Nsns Hnsn sasa pnspes
bench ard bar Arr. recorded and though tue
werc otsen good. .huhorrd enough, they nourtsac
was carried 70 such pitfn ~ between ths bsr i
tpE against him was 50 ssrons, tha. on bis death
| about Attending hls mineral. One Of hls chief or
ronsnta was sssed i he ogjscsed 10 joa tie pro
sssfl0p sss1l eerat1ie attend e. a H, % b. %;spea
:rtafea 1Lcsutt Imaginable" some Of CT,
tans remarks to the Judges, only fev Of whic
mr. s,Sea g.. gs 9e,s seoW that she. was not uc
nEaceunr4utea By sulIAhle abillt.e1 ia = NJ,
case, JadRc temarkt,! that IL seemed 10 hin vc1
ss es,sss u e .sp s 1a
ofseryed Cut1an at oucs., "testatoFs genera:ly d
secure hte-tntefrs 70 themselves, hut IN tnis ca.
decd" Ch'el 1uAtice Carleton, who wa1 ycl
luTubr,ons p*lsonnEe, cnmu into coart cue d
mn,E Esoony ~ ;laA ai, sssT saA apaioszed lor =
rU91 l; lay ", Carleton has mo-. unfortunately nj
ruptcd CuTrau, t..heIe . NJ ucrres,,v 1''ti I
| sour Lorlship to masn nay ano.os5.
a. so,1e revenge IoE iher 1ula shiq: VINO have iii
had u hear the hT1nt ui legal wit VIC may pass
10 tho t'vry ot the suuussl'or ous 10 s'oEn. Ii
was calculating, 40 Lord: Lof,l." and Il
bcatmAn frenbg uncomfortable, tu:ncd the ca
rent Of hts shough:s. "Af1ah, Counseiiur..t
! raid. "lon! t'e rninE PRAYING thar *td. Il II
Counscl,or. "Wna: l.aI WY. coanse,,o1, % shc . .
people sl.ass say "a. Tue des takca cair oi ],
tiS,y sar, really, think, Counsellor. wo have
mis- < not un,!ke me comment ot an lr,a "a r
xhrn In hscsEst will read whcro tho leatA,r,x b!
srnrrnstr. ~.r toul to God. "aae wa4 g.x
eaeasa tsere, he 4 -" btq.ss.a!!DE ns. soul
- heiI a,,as; Dus aeps tyh4e e!ess!et'
y IT 1t s1sn Eth ,,!s n!ou1 w.sn nAf! squa. tas
= chanesslot c5art. < Client moognt nm W se
j "a nj iee, and apoloSl1ed fos Us 4nallIeas
: .htn aaid F7szeffnon, ",ou can d. no ruof
a ~ ,aa,, aa }oq {Sa, hare 'a sss verdi Why
TIC aw low a seae.s ,hou ss sskea srsn nt'g'o
j. ra!Iec Ct lawycr Who waa intent on hiA III.
i Thou shafs ioFc thJ retGnoar - thJ sci, +" v
the fe'oft, md II hal such IA effect oa the para
Il | Tint he f!uprfd aotue vln1icttTe proceedings
Vas Just saAns aga'lss Que Of au own patlsnl,
An however law vas ne.thc, "as dee, a.
tacehossc Los II cheap Il wAtetc1esses, y Sir J
EAhs contemporaries vcry otten o2Ned to 4
rcHsc With T. fhr5 found uue:s cheaper zut
en0thcr debt and would not pay II, the credit
sent q challenge Instead Of 1 wnt, The Debt
stood SHOT, and Tho dets was cancelled III
but vss deferred by friend assuring him ta1I,
he sent aoaisoruey IN IN adls ot hsssedcat
ss snsa 0us q eeIssesx. % Ies sI r.
he staer Il ones FsIasasl 1T Tue 'issas' no1s
tE1.f ftnF1 flk
one Ceutlcnap DID sue auotner Ia "A affair Of a
sos., The aito1 neJs carefully kes; the <iec,a,a,
stosl the kpo s!sass q tnel. ei.eat., beeause ii
Of warranty E0tid lead 10 duel outron
Tbs; tie laEyers wese not averse to thla mo1c
| settling matters appears fron The LIST OF da
fought by high Judicial nuthorttes:
thr Ma, r-r, the tt.'GA C9rE.n Toe Chict Justise,
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funs ead weunatd III q them. IL Eir,, tH1 n@ n
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nd q, as T. T.. .tsa ssf 4 o. n
m.n .thl III - W.llaeFs r. G. Eusat H. U1,.,
icrsat r. fh,np.on z - rst.aa Captain e
NnstSf.fo o1 the Eustatus OF patiia tbt. Hn,ar Il
ME-. hoten!n'oa. fought ihe KF:t hoaaf.S1e I.ts
H.. I2IIsnatoq oEn name was nearly aiaea N ~,
TX 80 stet L1rd Norhur.. Atte- at.sckiar ~,
nasing u tpe .n,r iHsn !toase or Conmous ineT Fcr
ae{ eoR!d decide the question, ~sru ne Servsac =,
,1nmns o.sseooe Them anil ornuynt them III =
% ais eo,,e,e,s geS o' them vas cscsat tu door "a
w;,. 100: them: thr other 1ss cs,-.d ~ NE !tous