The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-10-02
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Marshal Neil died poor.

luaTSHaI 4SSi uieu poor
Dan Rice il building $50, 600 barn.
Alfred, Duke of EdiBburg, plays the
fiddle well.
Rochefort, they say, has gambled away
his fortune.
The rowcrs Of the English lion ars ~
ful just now.
The Grand Duchess Maria, ,Iof Eussis,,
rides a yelocipede.
A brother of Hon. Lewis Cass, aged
eightY-three, lives in Ohio.
A Mormon bishop thinks nothing of
losing fifty or sixty children.
A DIsTIscTIoS-Great minds have
wills; others only feeble wishes.
Miss Lewis, the coIored sculptress.
couldn't get rooms in Syracuse hotel.
The Queen Of Portugal is dying Of .
broken heart at her husbands infdelisy.
John y. Cough has backsIiden, and
will perform upon the stage again next
winter.
Eugene has some twenty iIlegitimate
members of the Bonaparte family as pri.
yate pensioners.
Fourteen Of Anna Dickinson's auditors
at lecture in Sacramento survived 70 ask
her to do it again"
George Francis Train is initiating Ore
gon yet. lie insists the territory was
discovered and settled by Fenian named
O'Regan.
A smart boy, during recent revival,
was asked if he could say the "Publican's
Prayer" and he replied, "No, sir /; am.
a Democrat"
DR.. StroDgsburg. who slept in garrets-
only seven years ago, now owns half. of.
the Prussian railroads. Don't be disceux--
aged, young man.
Chandler. when he buys a ruby, coma
pares it with the of tip his nose; and hut
Ter, when he gets an emerald, tests,is By:
Summers eye.
Tom Sayers' son sings connie songsinNhfcis
nc recoants his fathers fssic battles, and :
weais with pride the drawars~ his father
@ore when he fought Heenan.
A newsboy in New York, the other.
day. was heard crying out, '''Erc's your
Piice Gazefte? /? 'NothsFr one of. than
things By Missus Stove"
DIR. Helmbold, tbs. Buchu- man, aad
the heaviest drugsissin New York, offers
sSO, 900 year foHthe privilege of adver-
tlsing by posting bills, &C., on the fence
near the pcstO6csiB that city.
How HE EsLr.-In 1852 the colored
barber at the Cataract House, Niagara
Falls, said he lived in village in Canada
where all but himself were white persons.
Il feit," said he, ''like one huekleberrv.
in buclet of'milk."
'fhe Rev. Dr. Punshon, the noted Eng
i sh preacher, has visited both Chicago
md Cincinnati, and he says that 'sat
Chicago everybody seems to be going
some place; at Cincinnati they look as
though they. had been there and re-
tarnod."
Eliza Emery warns all girls, In the
South aud West to look out for her gay,
deceiving, runaway husband, David. She
says that he has cruelty left her, and told
the folks when he started that he was GO
ing southwest to preach universal saliva
ton and marry Hoosier.
The mate of the steamer Van Epps. 81
Chicago, a married man, ran of with
the daughter Ofthe Captain, and aseDof
the Captain, also man of family. ran of
|, with the chamber maid of the steamer.
Why shouldn't they if they live in Chi
cago!
i THEY. have new kind of wedding In
Iowa, called ''involdntary Wedding" !"
When scoundrel seduees and wont
marry the-girl, they point his head at =
reYolvex. and tell him to "come down."
or the sop Of his head makes SOUP
bewl. He generally comes.