The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-05-20
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Pa, suspended work recently. -
A love smitten swain recently sen
, some verses to Milwaukee, paper, an
y they were headed, Il kissed her 81.
; rosa" They appeared rs, II kisse
= her snub nOsn."
The most impairment joke current /
n the newspapers is this: 1T has bee
$ suggested that the inventor Of crinolin
, did more to enlarge the sphere
!. woman than any reformer of this or
e earlier ages"
A dispatch from Admiral Hof, tn
commander of the United States nava
. squadron In Cuban waters, does no
represent the prospect of the Cuban IN
surgents as ut oil hopeful.
Number, the spirit photographer, wa
resident of Lawrence, Mass, IN IT
earliest days, and his mother had thu
honor of being the first to introduce int
that place superior article Of molasse'
candy.
} Mr.. O. A. Osborne, Of Cairo, has in
vented a spring to be attached to the
feet, by means Of which person is re-
lieved Of the labor Of walking to a great
extent. He claims his invention will
enable man to walk ten miles per hour
with ease.
\ little boy and girl had been eau
toned never to take the nest egg when
gathering the eggs; but one evening
the girl reached the nest first, seized an
egg and started for the house. Her dis
appointed brother followed, crying.
Mother! mother! Susy she's been and
got the egg the old hen measures by!
/ Among the incomes returned in the
Sixth District of New York, we find:
! VIM. u. Astor, $1,079.2l2; WIN. w.
Cornell, S149, 1871; G. K. Garrison, $lO4,-
rs; H. r. Helmbold, Slj2,2O5; S. N.
Pike, SAL 900; Henry J. Raymond. s25,-
$50; Cornelius Vanderbilt, sos, go;
Udolphe Wolfe, ST., 9l6.
On Malvern Hill, where thousands Of
rebel soldiers were buried where they
fell, twenty acres or more have just been
ploughed up by the owner Of the field,
and the ploughshare turned to the sur
face all The skeletons. Over the whole
track the bones are strewn in profusiOn,
and grinning skulls stare the visitor IN
the face on every hand. a..
Philadelphia is by no means the most
radical city in the country. Yet its
Board of Guardians Of the Poor has
voted to admit women to its clinics.
Medical students of both sexes are
abundant in Philadelphia. and those Of
the gentle sex will now have the same
facilities ~ their masculine associates,
As far, at least, as the city institutions
are concerned.
A letter from Bryan. Wyoming Terri
tory, says: You can see, at almost any |
town, notices from Vigilance Commit
tees for crtain persons to leave town.
had quite laugh few days since.
The committee waited on man they |
call wild Bill, and gave him fifteen
minutes to leave the town. 'BilP got
on his mule and said, Gentlemen. il
this ID mule don't baulk, don't
want but five
AN AMUSING TRiCK.-The latest in
door amusement Is termed the printers
delight and performed in the following
manner:
Take sheet Of note paper. fold 1t
and enclose bank note suffi-
GENTLY large to pay up arrearages and
q year in advance. And what adds
to the feat, is to send along n
new subscriber, with cash to balance
Keep your eyes on the printer, and II
you detect smile, the trick is a sue
'e1s Young %rs ady clF JeffsfsSn e. HIS
took bottle Of violet ink for perfumcry,
i'm the darkness the other evening, and
put some upon her handkerchief, which
she used to wipe her face, and hasten
ing to church Immediately after, she
created An immense sensation.
Wake, lady, Wake! The moon is high
twinklin' stars are beamin', while now
and then. across the sky, II meteor are
streamin! Wake, Sally, wake and look
on mc-awake Squire Nubbin 5 daugh
ter! If I'll have you, and you'll have
gosh! who threw that wa
ter!)
A promising young shaver of five or
six years, was reading his lesson mt !
school one day, in that deliberate man
her for which urchins Of that age are
somewhat remarkable. AS he proceed
ed with his task he came upon the pas
sage, Keep thy tongue from evil and
thy lips from guile" Master HopeweIl
drawled out, Keep - thy tongue
- and-thy -- lips - from
girls
My son." said veteran at the foot Of
the stairs, 'arise and see the newly ris-
Ell lumitary of the day, and hear the
birds singing their ma,in songs of praise
to their great Creator, come while the
dew is on the grass, and the lambs are
bleating on the hill side; come, T say, OF
| will lee up there with switch and
give you the cusscdest licking YOU ever
had