The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1869-08-21

AAA oUIIAAAQg OF APTYkNl,-OaH
local friend Of the RsgIEsy, whose daily
JsrsniAds over The TayhEss Of the
weather on his delicate corPaS have SI.
cited The cOnPasliou Of all tender
bSlEiSd psopls, hAs 81 lsngth produced
something likes result. A SymPalhst.
10 fTIOnd has presented him with .
Thermometer, 20 be may know J1Bt how
boz bs dOSs ESt and not b obliged 70
measure his SuRsrings BY the state Of
lis apparel. Now the daily bulletins
will b. more accurate. somal hing llkS
this, perhaps:
"0PHIGE DAILY RRdLSrzR
FRIpAH, Aug. 0-SP.M
(SPtViRI IolWJ.l
Mercury iE Hanctum 96o. ERAciS on
local editorial corpus violent. 'aWOSIS
% death and lATdh the lean eafth. J
Shirt WTingtng wet and nobody 10
wiring II. Nose ditto. Boots over.
flowing aud can't get them %. In.
blbAtionA OF alcoholic lulds affoFd no
relief Paper collar (obOlpl uttarlv
ruined. Wont bear turning raorl ihaS
twice. Wit ali runs to water, RSru.
~ supply Of jokes ~ mall failed 70
cone 70 hand. %, that this too solid
nSsh would melt 'Watsr, WRISr
everywhere Concluded 70 take 4
drink. QnaHy: Alter the deluRO
WhaiG Suppose this dEaIn Of hulds
goes on and The supply for inblbaIIon
should prove inadequAIOR The corpus
becomes burning dry. What then,
with this accursed Thermometer among
the ninetiSsS Combustion SpontS.
nSouS and Oonsumlng3 To be or NOT
70 be eOmbustedH That's the q ueStIou.
Must give ~ pause. And mSanV while
another jOust Of beer 10 molStSn our
clay. o, that our eyes were FlyeFS Of
Wal0Ea (ies WAtsE)i D, for an leo iFeezSF
big enough 70 hold rs. Mem; Job Was
4 TAT man aud Il was the hot weather
that washed his steps with. butter. Bat
Job didn't have 70 furnish the Wit Tor
daily paper. Work this up In a Joke
to-morroW.D
9 P. n. Thermometer down 10 So.
WOaE better
Thermometers are q groa. oonysn.
lonce; but We would warn our friend
against allowing his to become an Ia.
dlspenBablO article. he can't take II
with him when hs leaves these upper
regions and II he could be would ind
lis upward range altogether too limited.
PEOPLE VINO go The primrose way"
have to get along without thermoms.
teu--and UIthopt nars, oo1l.,, ~
r.,,..',..,', P-FVt "N''Ata w.
A"lk AooutLn being holI Eon Will md
out after while what hot weather ID,
I .FmHERMRN's ExPRRIRScR.-Ws lat
ors ~ ,ho .no,,,rg uan,Ian., 40 ~.
s'N'''14'u VI WI
CITY reIAte MS ana companions SxpeN
riencP, during recent expedition, In
hIS own way:
,T.,t -
totne[ 1Ay ms ana anothet teller
t9ok 7 ING ouL neas tha w would
Slslt IEAt KIAsslck bLreem' called Fish
Cteek' lOt the purpose OF enucing some
OF Tue nnhhy trlDe 70 taKe the tempting
Dali. t01net cn9P anu me soon got ready
our nshlng poles and lines and hooks.
ana look Inc tram over the b q 0 Il X.
70 LheFuEal retreat OF Bolton. our weak
nerves would not lot MS go without
tSkeing some preventative for snake
olte. we mat y tother chap and me,
10 AWFUL rad OF snakes To keep our
courage up 70 the required height we
tooE some Of the preventative before
We lett the Depot. Going through one
OF the Dig tpnneIs. we got scared and
look some more preventative. After
w, that "A tothet chap and me, got TO
beIlton and seen the big hill we had to
go up, LOOK some more preventative
ana started on our line Of march Tor the
Toner sue OF Inc hill. By the time
t t@t CHAP and me got TO the top OF the
MI Ihe totneF ehap Snd me took some
more preventative but did not see any
snAKth' D9t our courage was up to the
required helght oy one OF EAStman'a
stSstn EaRes' Lotner CHAP and me
started down tOther side OF the hill.
~ ~ mA SSos NJ AItSia OF snakes ut all.
M Hh,o o1ap ~, auu S was willing, and
Eate % 10 " b NJ h S 'n' TSo rom 2 mus
ala not DOC rEv "noi,os ~ IL ~ W.