The weekly Arizona miner., 1869-06-26
Things Wise and Otherwise.

Note for dull people-B sharp. A bad omcn-to owe men money. Baptist constellation-The Dippcr. Illegal hus5andry--thrashing one's wfe.--Judy. The surost way to loose your health Is to keep drinking other peoples.
 Curiosity for amuseum-Wings of flying visit Whatever you dislike in another, take care to correct in yourself.
 How to make the hours go fast--Usc the spur of the moment"
 Don Piatt thinks that Bntler should have an operation performed on his eyes. There arc good many men who would like to perform it- Them soldiers must be an awful dishonest set,' said an old lady, for not a night seems 10 pass that some sentry Is not relieved of his watch" Senatorial sculpture-Dick Yates making his own busts.
 "Professor of the accumulative srt' Is the polite term for thief
 shrswd old gentleman once said to his dsugh- ter Be sure, my dear, you never marry poor man but remember that tho pooTcs; man in the world Is one that has money and nothing else. Somebody down east has invented new plan for cheap boarding says an exchange. It's prob sbly the new kind of weather boarding"
 Before you speak, turn your tongue over seven times.
 He who throws out suspicious, should at once be suspected himself
 
 they are drilling and filing.
 Man was the chiefconsideration at tho creation woman was side issue.
 What !s better than presence Of mind h rail way accidcntr Absence of body.
 aRefiect before you act, but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking" was the maxim of General Jackson.
 so find the bone of contention, but thinks it ls sit uated near the jaw-bonc.
 it is unw;ss so very :tcc. -s.. came. te helped, and foolish to worry about what can be helped. Therefore worry not at all
 The benevolent man loves mankind; the eour- teous man respects them. He who loves mankind will be loved by them; he who respects men will be respected by them.
 An ignorant, but well-meaning man having been chosen justice in rural district, on taking the bench remarked, emphaticaly: "I shall take care 10 be neither partial nor impartial"
 "I think all girls are real good and sweet" ex- claimed an enthusiastic urchin. linen where do the bad women come from '" asked his bachelor uncle. 'Oh, they're sweet girls turned sour" he replied
 Tbere are flowers that repulsyc on first sight, but when examined closely they reveal world of beauty-and so with men. We should never judge a man at first sight, for he may have qualities that win develop on acquaintance
 "Father," said a eobbler lad, as he was begging everything now" "welI, well, replied the old gentleman, "stiek to your work and they won't bite you"
 Rsverdy Johnson, says the New York Herald has taken the superlative degree in deciing din per:-"I dine, thou dinest, he, she or 1t dimes; we dine, you dine, corporations dine, noblemen dine, ali hands dine, I'm done dining, siHe die"
 A Buffalo paper says: Justice Mitchell recent. N united iu marriage Mir. James Duffy, aged A and Mrs. Julia Ann Waters, aged A. The lady affer the ceremony, informed the Squire that she was the mother of sixteen children. Rather en couraging for James, that
 An itinerspt quack doctor ln Texas was applied to by one of Col Hays rangers Co extract the iron point of an Indian row-head from his head where it had been lodged for some time. {" l can not 'strsct this, stranger" said the doctor, be kase to do SO would go nigh kiilin' you; but tell you what can dos can give you pill that will melt 1t in your head"