The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-08-01
STAB ANN cATHoIIc MRssxEGER.
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sirloin beefsteak.
The winds are responsible for many an
unlucky blow.
WHY are fowls fashionable birds Because
thew always appear dressed for dinner.
It is mistake to suppose that the sun is
supported by its beams.
Floating capital Millionaires and heir
esses bathing at Newport.
What beams often fall on mems heads
without hurting thenf Sunbeams
Can a civil engineer inform us how it is
that the mouths of rivers are larger than
their heads 7El fs ~ ~ asi ga 5ss,a1 49, egsa
Where ought the milk of human kindness
70 he always found 2 Within the pale of
the Church. $50 .s.z ta So
Sidney Smith compares the whistle of a
locomotive to the saaeal of a lawyer when
Satan gets him. ,rr,.f 60, l,s..
When the enterprisiug butcher'sboy t'set
M on his own hook" did he find o comfort
able seat ~ 80
WHY is a fathers nose like well trained
child Because it is always under its
parents eye. : IS
Nothing, is more dangerous than a friend
without discretion; even prudent enemy
is preferable. '-----a ii -,,. Is
The young lady with speaking eyes"
has become quite hoarse in consequence OF
using them too much.
why is it important for physician to
"keep his temper Pr Because he would be
apt to close his patients"
There is, perhaps, no mechanism equal
to that of n beer-pump in It's power OF
eleyating the masses.
"Tears,n says a Persian poet, care the
securing drops with which lovely women
wash out the stains in their conduct"
A Bangor judge refuses to hear divorce
cases this term because the cold weather is
likely to bring them together again if they
are let alone. -
81 have lost hesh," sald topper 10 ms
companion. "No great loss" replied the
other, Z" since you have made 1t up IN
spirits" tt7
An editor says that half the people who
attend musical entertainments don't know
the difference between symphony ana
sardine." Has4 > ,-o~. - s.-.
Why is q child that is just beginning to
go to" school TO be pited Because 1t
cannot learn its alphapeS w1thout gettlng
A B "a beel in its month
Talleyrand, when asked his opinion of a
lady's dress, which was very low in the
neck and very short, replied that 1t "began
too late and enden too soon.
The best remedy we Lave heard of lately
for corns, is to hold your feet Lear the fire
till the corns pop. 1t is said to be sure
cure.
"Prisoner, you have heard the complaint
for habitual drunkenness; what have you to
say in your defence =" Nothing, please
your honor, but habitual thirst"
A bill posted on wall in village in
England announces that IA lecture Will be
delivered in the open air, and collection
made at the door to defray expenses"
Stiggins, a newly married friend, says
that his wife is a perfect rose. The only
drawback to his happiness is, he saws, that
she blows out perhaps little too often"
Dow Dr poor has bean caIiad from, tho
Presbyterian Church, at Newark, New
sc essno ~ IN noId snch an incap,a "nrtt
20 20 t ~ P Do r;cb -'0"''o o'3u'
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fea1f~I Of nuTtain 1ectnres tbo+ ~ tbe sU
III - OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Of fn+nra
auu ~ tho e'1nttars mW p ;, ,Ub;,.b
me- wife nermittine'n
soon after Slr henry hiVers LOOK orders,
ne was told py a 1I1enG tnat ne would 9n-