Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-01-30
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

II will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the sHiIcteu'
IL cures chronic and i fammatory kheumausm
no na,,er OF how long standing. II will cLfe
any and all cases of d plherla, IN lis most ma
llgnant forms, in one day-We will warrant II
IN any case if directions be strictly followed IL
cures Sick or Ne yous Headache IN 20 minutes.
II viii cure the Toolhsche in one minute. IL
cur l. unsy ard Pneumonia, eiicclul!Iy, III
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. /!
cures Asthma and Broncfi lus when all other
remedies fail. 1t cures Dyspepsia, PalPitaton
Of The Heart, Liver Complaint aud Indigestion
IN less time and more permanently than any
other remeoy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully N several cases OF analysis. One
or Two teaspoonsful will eliectuslly cure any
case OF Dlarrhoca or Dysentery. 1t cures ordl.
nary Coughs and Colds in one nght-never
fails. 1t cures Neuralgia, this troublesome an
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
etfectuaIly in two or three applications. Il has
never failed. Let all who doubt this Try II free
of charge In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails 10 effect q cure IN four or FIVE Applications
some Of tLese were Of 70 and 20 years stand.
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scslds, SpralnS, Bruises END fIeSh
Wounds if is The best remedy ever used 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of hat kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it vii. cure any case o
ScroiuIa, though be has never had an opportunl-
ty,,ot testing II, save IN o case, child years
old, which had been so'eIy afflicted for ) years.
Fur bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases OF
Cholera Nor US have been tr, atad successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy wi cure. such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which We think II IS no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu-
sion We wish 1t distinctly understood tina. We
have refrainei from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated Anodyre Elixir tor any thing
but what we know, from actual experience. and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
iIy medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as lis
virtues are known.
n. B. No PERSON must expect ore bottle 10
cure q case Of Rheumatism Cr Spinal Affection
of years standing though IN many cases one
bottle will make an ei!ectIal cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
10 Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manentIy, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of whirh will appear each week, hereafter
in the Stanton indicator.
CT Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns 10 the United States TO sell this celehra-
ted Arudyne Elixir Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton, Va.
January ., 1869. On
TO- For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
heTdslown.