The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-01-09
VARIETY.

Tho latter rart OF n wise mans lil, j. taken up
in curing the Gllies, prejudiccs and false opinions
be bad contracted IN the former
\ rural philosopher AYERS that subccting all
childrcu % che same system OF instruction - like
boiling hrre and small potatoes IN one pot and
gr a like number Of minutes. Some OF them get
done and some dDn't-
When stranger treats with want of
proper respect - sail . phil1sJphic pJuT man,
snni;lrt M y-elf with thc reflection that it i not
myself he sights, but my old shabby coat and hat,
which to say the truth, have particular claims
&, admiration. 80 II my hat and eOat choose To
fret about ir, let them It's nothing to me-
..Isuv. Jones, how il it that your wife dresses
so ma macnifccntly, and you always appear Out at
the elbow2'i Jones Gmprcssivcly AMI signii-
elntlvY- Y--ss You SEE. Thompson, my wife dresses
according 10 the f;a=effe OF fashion, and dress
according t0 my Ledger -
tricky Individual was refused drink unless
he paid Tor it in advance. y bystandcr, who
Dwell the burkeeper one m the way Of practical
i,Ee4. bill him give the his liquor, - and, y
-id hc . 1t hc refuses % pay for It. will The
fellow cot his drink. but refused % pay for It,
anl 40 dill his iud0rscr, ~ ne h1d PgOuIisci that
he woGld.
sore shoulders in working Horses may be effect
ualIv prevented by cutting piece OF leather into
a slnpe 20 % lac suugly between the shoulders
or the horse and the collar. This prevents all
Fiction a. the collar slips and moves ON the
b.nther. and not on the shoulders Of the horse.
Chatting. 81 eauscd BY friction; hence this remedy
il plausible one, anil il much better than tying
q slip OF leather untlcr thc eOllaT.-Es-
OcrrFAuoxs or CuuDEEN.-Thc habits Of chill
ircn pruv,. chat occupation - ugrc~-ity with
most 6r them They IJvc o. be busy, even about
nothing. AMI still more 10 be usctuily employed
Children sh5ld be encouraged, or 1t tudpently
drincliueL 20 it should be disciplined in perform
ine Glr themselves every liJtlc OtI'c relative u
81 e.. \. III Y. ~. ~ T.sr-
Gjrmin-. Facy she ull also keep their own clothes
AMI other pp-sCspns in neat orJler- and fetch Tor
themselves whatever they want in short, they
shouId learn 90 BE- us independent of the services
&c others "a possible, fitting them alike % make
gDOd ot prosperity, AMI tp meet with lprtltudc
any reverse of fortune that may beiail them
4 skeptical young euIIcsiau confronted old
Quaker with the statement that he drI not be-
lcye IN che Bible. Stid tine Quaker
=. Does thee believe IN Fruucr2'
% Ycs: Tor though have not seen il, have
seen others that have. Besides there j. plenty Of
eorrOloratiyc proof that such country does
Then thee will not believe anything thee or
others has NOT seem
NJ t0 be sure / WON'T
Dbl thee ever sec thy own brains -
No"
e Ever sec anybody that did?''
Does thee believe thee has any,
\ Su,rr Prru-Tuc late Prince Albert once
TulI u visit td q school and the teacher made one
of the GLASSES g) through what J. termed IN the
VhraseOlOgy Of pc,hgJgucs object lesson.
s.N0w can YOU tell me anything about hCatE
was one Of the questions. y bright little man
held forth his hand, much 10 say be could.
% Well, now. my boy said the teacher, - hat
ID you KNOW .'llcat expands, said the boy,
in the i-r<y style OF delivery Characteristic Ot
bis year. -. Heat cSpaud5-cJI contracts "
Tie teacher looked at che Prince for approval; the
Prince bowel ais head, and smiled appreciation
The tc1cher cIger t0r more such smiles went on
Very gjJI.' be said, .-uJw give me an exam
pie '' In summer the days are long; IN W inter
tle dtys are Sh1rt-
GovENuryT OF TIE ToSGCE.-iiow beautiful
d that adugnitiJu Of y. james, from tine pro;
pnety o. tine imagery under which the moral -
conveyed He czhorts 81 govern the tongue,
which, though -l small member VI the body, l.
yet ot sar great eject, that T. govern the tongue
j. % govern the whole man. % u any man offend
h9t in word, Che sams j. q perfect man, and able
Also % bride the whole body. Behold, we put
bits la she horses mouths, that they may obey
~ aud We turn about the whole body. Behold
al'q the siiips, which. though they be so great,
ana are driven IT fierce winds, yet ere they
tnrned ahOat with very small helm, whitiiers0-
ever the gJvcrucr Estcth." Nothing upon the
subject can IQsribiy exceed the elOquencc Of tbs
l5'sage, and thc apostles ctrrics pu bis Discourse
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