The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-03-24

First he sung out "Hadjam i" and ther
"East y Haddamlh md then "Haddau
Neck T. and thon "North Iladdam, ln ant
''QrcntM Haddaml" Littlo Haddam
'"Old Haddam "Eew lIaddam |" "Itisf
Hadduln "E"Dutct Haddam i","Haddam
;Haddam land thon Ito stranger ,jumpct
o1t,ofi; bed, oil excited, and says: I'm q
Methodist preacher, full Of grace and
forty years IN service without guile. In,
meek aud lowly Christian, but d--m
.nthcse Haddams, wish the devil had TEN
tall t"n,H''r
pdi 4. ".Sn "l-...' ,.f..
..rs"Going to bed is a good institution ;
getting up is thunder, and VIC are down
On the man TINT invented 1t. 1t Is said
10 tie healthy to "rise with the lark" IL
you have not been on clark" the night
before, when it ain't healthy. 1t is said,
too, "tho early bird catches tho woIm,"
hut you don't want any worms-they
amt healthy. S." you need not hurry
ab'ut getting up"
The recent marriage Of the daughter
Of the Grain King" Of San Francisco,
with son Of DR.. Bowie, is said to have
bcen the most gorgeous affair that ever
occurred OH the Pacific coast. The
trosscau cost $40 900, and the presents
In yaluablcs were estimated at 100000
In addition, The brides father presented
the pair with Sl50,000.
The Columbus Sun demands that the
Legislature shall pass stringent laws
against hunting on Sunday, thus enabling
the people 10 20 to church they wish,
instead Of compelling them to stay at
homo to protect their cattle against hun.
Rry dogs and "fuur dollar shot guns"
A good idea.
A QuEsTtoN.- Although the labor Of
The colorcd man is cheap, when the ap.
Rrcgntc stcalingS Of the rogucs among
them is added to the aggregate wages
paid, it is questionable whether the South
docs not pay more for its farm laborcrs
than any section Of the country
Augusta Press.
y wife joining her husband in convey.
ancc OF rral estate, WAS asked by the Judge
who examined her in private ncrordng TO
the act Of assembly, whether she acted
without compnsion on the part Of her hua.
band. She stuck her arms akim'o, and
replied, 'Ilc compel me ! no-nor twenty
like hi:n."
josh. Billings has written an essay
upon "rooster," in which he remarks
Tint they "aro the husbands Of mvnny
wives In Utnh it is korsidorcd a dis
Erncc tew speak diSrcspckfu ful Of n rooster.
brigham Young's court Of arms is
rooster
The eolthicst man in America il sn d
to be young Stevens, son Of the late Ed
win a. Stevens, Of lIobokrn, who, when
he reaches his majority, will DO worth
$l60, 1000. 900, hy the advance Of his es.
tate in New Jersey.
"a man named King, in Western New
York hns hnd lhir.y.ono children hy one
wife"
Is he democrat or rndical2 If the
former, VIC invite him to Locate IN our
city. NVo need just such energetic men.
Wilmington Sta,.
A story is told OF Partisan duchess
who, upon coming home frnm II ball
a. H., wnS informed nf the death or
her father. She said, throwing herself
upon the bed. "Oh ! mn ."n lircd now
will weep in the MOI ming"
Marlboro is the ony district in Sou,I,
Carolina that cen claim the proud prc
GUS liqnors sold within her hrtlrrS for
somc thirty ycars.-"Bird's Eye" IN
Charleston News.
4 bachelor being asked why he didn't
marry, answered, "lhul the women were
Ginning the right to 20 to the polls, and
they would soon clnim the right 10 20
conrting, md that he was only waiting
for n good nlf"r."
There is large colony of hcavcrs
on the Appo,nntox river. in Virginin.
They have cut down great quantities Of
shrubbcry and young trees, and eaten
of tho skin and tender branches.
Fashionable life is npt to be cold, still.
toa and fnlSr. People don't travel n
that train who believe in having a good
time and fetling natural and nice. Fash.
ion nnd fools too often associate,
Mrs. Cunningham. Of Pigeon Run
Campbell county, w., gave birth to
triple,s- all boys, aud al living
Shc is thirty five and her husband
seventy.
IDLE SAYINGS CT AN OLD BAoH-
ELoR.--I'ho secret Of woman's
"Hc may Oc Sillu 10 10 lnc only
thing that will keep in any eli.
mate.
The next style Of womcn's bon
nets will be a bead and two inches
of ribbon fastened with hair
pin.
a Western journal records under
domestic infrlcitics" tho marriage Of n
couple in less than ono hour after they
first saw each other.
A vclocipcdist now proposes 10 fit up
the bicycle with an umbrella, n splash
hoard, locker for lunch, aud carpet.
bng,a r..
Tho Quebec Morning Chronicle com.
p'etcs Quo Of it's marriage nnnonnc celnents
with tho following information: mo
cards No cakc!! No vino /"
There are Is cotton factories in North
Carolina, running 2l,ll2 spindles, md
turning ont 5000. 900 pounds of cotton
yarn. ...a