The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-05-31


counsel before action.
He who throws out suspicion should al
once be suspected himself.
God does not always smile, lest VIC
should be careless and presume.
Josh Billings divides the human race
into three classes: "'rhose, who think
it is SO. those who think it isn't SO, and
those who don't care whether it is SO OF
not"
BEAUTIFUL TuouGnrs.-"What beau.
tiful place Heaven is," said little hoy
not four years old, and his mother asking
why he thought SO, he pointed to the stars
and piled because the nails of the
floor are SO beautiful"
OWED TogPRIN TIERS.
hn luckless printers steop to credit
And find too late that men won't pay
What charms can soo,he the scribes who edit!
What art can wash the doubt away?
The only art their case can better,
To wiring the money when It's due,
To give repentance to the debtor,
1f And wiring his pockets to sue.
TouculSaLY TRuE.-Tho Mobile Ad-
rcrti.er and Register says: We do not
remember to have read poem more
sweetlv sympathetic and more ,touchingly
true, than the following. 1t is brief, but
its brevity dotracts nothing from its beau
t.. Let every man who has heart in
his bosom, every gentle matron who would
have a peaceful home, and every single
man who would ego and do likewise" !"
SEQ what is :
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