Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-20
NUMBER, Il.
cAit-Ch.t tsr the Ladies'.

SoNrBoDY defines " shifting the responsible
ity as dressing the baby.
A POPULAR orgsnist in New York gets 500 for
performing at fashionable weddings. .see
Woxrx are looking up. One Of them Is 6nan-
cial editor of a New York paper; and Fills the
post most acceptably. '''
An English woman has prosecuted barber
for felonously cutting of and stealing three
pence worth of her hair. sf faf Ia.i
A MORMON Elder was recently presented with
nine boys and eleven girls in one morning. He
was the father of the brood. t. aasi eiaia
A sEsvAzT-smL At Salem IMass.] was sent to
the store for some capers, bat, forgetting the
name, called for q " bottle of frolics."
A FORTRESS is generally captured more easily
the second time than the first. This is as true
of q widows heart as of other strongholds.
A MAIDEN lady, alludiug to her accomplish
ments, said that, when six months old she went
alone and has been doing the same thing ever
since. 4i - b. psH 1.si
or three women recently guillotined at Mar
seilles for poisoning their husbands, the young
est and prettiest, few years ago, was crowned
with the "prize of virtue,'' and regarded as the
best match in the village. eTf
THE first marriage certificate issued in Boston
this year was to a colored man, who contempla-
ted matrimony for the sixth time. The bride ID
a white woman, who enters upon the matrimo-
nial voyage for the first time.
An active insurance agent. down East, recon-
mends married men to get their lives insured,
because the money would prove great help to
the wife's second husband, and might be the
means of starting him in business. glT
A YOUNG lady Of Kansas City went to Inde-
pendence, where Aer lover was imprisoned, paid
the fne, had him released and married him on
<hn 80 In ho hnpad hat fho mn abA
welded will prove himself worthy of such lady
love. .ass-5 fos
MATRIMONIAL advertisements are not popular
in Saxony. Recently young man In Leipsic
requested, through the newspapers, young ladies
| who wished to marry to correspond with him,
and he was sentenced to three years imprison-
ment in the Penitentiary.
| FRENCH invention is becoming very popu-
lar. 1t is known as the gants grds. These
gloves are reserved for evening wear, and con-
tain kind of pomade which whtens the skin
and gives to the hands enchanting appear
ance when the gloves are removed. a
! WHERE Is TIE WIDowER p" So you are going
to keep a school?' said one young lady to
another. -" Well, for my part, sooner than do
that would marry widower with nine chill
dren." 81 should prefer that myself, was the
reply I" but where is the widower p
MARRIED life may be supposed to be some
thing like this First month, roses, honey and
cream; second month, dahlias, beef and tea
third month, ordinary sprigs, bread and water.
After that hit and miss chance of almost
every disaster, with a slight dash of everything
A DUBUQUE milliner has achieved real tri-
umpb She has engaged the services of q tax
idermst, who prepares the skin of prairie
chicken as if for stufing and mounting, and BY
altering the shape little the foul becomes hat
for young lady, and no trimming is necessary
MORE CIvILIzED.-ssI In my time, Miss" said q
stern aunt, "the men looked at the women's
faces instead their anklesp' "Ah but my dear
aunt" retorted the young lady, "you see the
world has improved, and is more civilized than
it used to be. 1t looks more to the understand
ing"
To REMOVE FREoKLEs. - Cosmetics sold for
this purpose often dangerous. The best
plan is to make lotion of tea-cupful of sour
milk and small quantity of scraped horserad-
ish let this stand from six to twelve hours,
then use it to wash the parts affected, twice or
thrice day.
YOUNG lady, in the course of lecture, the
other day, said: sect married, young men,
and be quick about it, too. Don't wait for the
millennium, hoping that the girls will turn to
angels before yon can trust yourself to one of
them. pretty thing you would be alongside
of an angel, would you not, you brute 2"
VIcroRIA's eldest daughter, whose advocacy
of woman suffrage was chronicled day or two
ago, is an uncommon smart young woman.
She paints with great skill, and also sculps,"
as Artemas Ward would say. Her latest
achievement in sculpture is life-size bust of
the Empress of Russia which she has presented
to Herr Won Grimm, a Russian ex-Privy Council
lor. ,aIf.E
A HNT.-A young lady once limited to gen.
tleman that her thimble was nearly worn out,
and asked what reward she would receive for
her industry. He made answer the next day BY
sending her new one, with the following lines;
send . thimbls for fingers nimbe, all.
Which hope will fit when you try it;
It will last you long II it's half as strong
As the hint which you gave me to buy it. .,.
TELEGRApHIc SCHOOL FOR WoxEM.-The New
York Tribune says the free school of telegraphy
for women, established under the auspices Of
tbs Western Union Telegraph Company, the BY
trustees of the Cooper Union, is to open on the
18th of the present month. This Is the first at
tempt, we believe, to furnish women with syste-
matte training in pursuit for which experiences
has proved that they possess peculiar qualities
tions. We anticipate from it the most fortunate
results, and are confident that the Western
Union will be amply repaid for the share they
have taken in this philsnthropic movement Of
the Cooper Union. Affl
QuEER Sulr.-The Portland papers mention q
queer case which lately occurred at East Port
land. Three men, accompanied BY young wo-
man, went before Justice there, and each Of the
three insisted upon being married to the woman
Finally, after listening 10 them oil, the Justice
stated that the man who should thereafter come
to him singly with the girl, and the fee, should
be the man to whom be would marry her, They
all started for the cash, while the girl remained
at the Justices Office. In little while one Of
them came putting and snorting, money In hand,
and the willing damsel said 'syes" in the right
place, and that ended the vexed question i7Ae
TAXING UP INVOLVEMENT HusRAsps.-A little
man asking how it happened that many beauti-
fnl ladies took up with but Indifferent husbands
after many fine offers, was thus answered by
mountain maiden: A young friend of hers,
during walk, requested her to 90 into de.
| lightfnl canebrake and there get him the hand-
soonest reed she must get it In once going thro'
without turning. She went, and coming out,
brought him quite mean reed. When he
asked if that was the handsomest one she saw,
Oh, no, replied she 81 saw many finer as
went along, but kept on in hopes Of much
better, until had gotten nearly through aud
then was unable to do better. ns7- IS =.