The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1869-11-11
Literel Anrwersr.

A lady noticeds boy spsinklins salt on
@N sidewalk 30 take OF sAs lee, and re-
Aaarked TO "a friend, pointing TO the salt !:
a. tNoI, that's true benevolence"
s'No il ain't," said the boy, some what
Malignant, sits salt. h91
u g. rheM Aa6y sshsd hnr servant aiSl
e The bird Enn cleaAe6 Of the snow
Witt alacriiy, she replied: aAA AZ y.
W aNo. na'am, be used o shovel 'sess les~
The same little turn Of mind which
10 have been ilIustsssinR il s,ncsimes
.used Intentionally. end peshspsa lis<is
nsaliciously, and thus becomes the proper
Or 1T viz inseeAd Of b4undee Thus we
boar Of a young lady p,sHins this saply
u6eA, asked by an unlucky beau il he
@"Yes if you will walk behind me-"
!. Nd O. tip polite sad impusaivs gen
uem N Who said to youth in the street !:
''Boy, may Inquire vhsss Robinson's
drug store is? % ...-,...-....--.~-
"oaAinly, Sic, replied tas hoy very re
S"Well, sir" said the gentleman, after
setting awhile, where is il ?"
81 have not the least idea, your Honor"
aid the urcAln.
There was another boy Who was sccost-
I'd by an sscctic midle-aged lady, with /:
- "Boy, want to go 70 Dover steeet'
swell, ma'am," said the boy, "why
dsn't ynu go there them" goa gs1.a4n -s
Al Oae day AZ Lake Gsesen, Q pARsy Of
gsnrisnen strolling among she beautiful
Salan 5 on the lake, with bad luck, sspied
Q llttle fellow with red shiA and straw
hAt dragging line ever the .sit 10 Of .
AUA. as. &...e... tAe....
{ "siellO,boy," said one Of them. "wh..ar
gOu doing ?" S s. E,s-. a.
"aishing," came the answer
'iVsil, OF course, said ne 6enNsmsA,
''0ut what DO you catch p
"i .sh, you fool, " hAs do you s'pose."
adj any of you ever see sn elephants
skim" inquired teacher Of IN infant
class .ts.e-. :.st.... .-
81 have" exclaimed one.
"Where," asked the teaGheH.
son the elephant" said she boy, laugh
sag
sometimes this sort OF wit degenerates
Or rises,as the case may be, into pHnninR.
~ han Flora pointed pensively 10 the
heavy masses of clouds in tAs shy say
ing
81 wonder where those clouds are 60
ing"
And her brother replied: II think they
az going TO thunder"
0"Hello, there, how do You sell your
wood ?"
blythe cord.
ong has it been cut ,"
'E'6uF feet" s
g"i mean how long has it been since you
Gut il ?"
mo longer than it is now"
And also when Patrick O'Flynn was
see' With his collar and his bosom sadly
btgrmmesi, and was indignantly ASKED
by his officer Patrick O'Flynn how
long to you wear your shirts -
lwenty-eight inches, sir.
This reminds me of an instance which
occurred recently in Chatham street, New
f,'rk, where countryman MAS clamorous-
Ky feseigei by ehopkeeper.
I'll We you any fine shirts ?" said the
oountrymen.
IA splendid assortment. Step in sir -
,EV"ry price and every style. The cheap
est III the market, sir
"Are they clean 2"
"'To be sure, sir a
Then, said the countryman, with great
gravity, you had better put one ON, for
got ..teti it" at xss
How TO Make Towns PROsPER.-The
folls'9lng from one of our exchanges is
vefy applicable TO towns in general, and
0en'ans wholesome advice. We commend
It - oar readers:
sTh true secret of the growth of any
PA" Is owing to the Inducements and
enlargement held out To strangers to
settie among them. Encourage active and
wo"fhy men, whether they have any
0naa@y or not. Their labor ia worth
% NY. Stimulate every legitimate en-
sr2rise by giving it all the friendly aid
q soqr power. Cultivate public spir
4, and help your neighbor If he is in
dansar # breaking down help him. If
nc CTS fairly down before you know his
situation, set himon his feet again his
raisf,'renne Is to be pitied, not blamed and
1lS tasents and labor are worth money to
til community. Besides it may some
dsy be nur turn to need corresponding
symp tthy.
Let rs speak we'll Of orr neighbnrs, talk
Well and encouragiugly of orr town, of its
growth, its prospects, its advantages, and
IN hart every thing likely to advance it's
Weiinre.