Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-09-11
DIR. French's
AN0DYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

/, will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted
II cures chronic and i'1ammatory Rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases OF D:ptheria, in its most ma
gnant forms, in one day-wo will warrant it
in any case II directions be strictly followed. II
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
II will cure the Toothache in one minute. II
cur PluriSy ard Pneumonia, eilcctually, in
"a hours, and frequently in half tho time. II
cures Asthma and BrOnctitus when all other
remedies fail 1t cures Dyspepsia, PalpitatOn
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remety in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two ;caSpoonStul will etlectually cure any
case of Diarrhoca or DySCntery. Ii cures ordi
nary Coughs and Colds i'll one night--never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia, this troublesome AMI
most painful OF all diseases permanently ani
cifcctually in two or three applications. II has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails 10 effect a cure IN four or five application
-some Of II ese were Of 90 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprainS, Bruises end Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case OF
Scrofula, though he has never had an opporunl-
ty,oi testing il, save in ole case, child years
old, which had been Sorely afflicted for years.
Four bottles wcro used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases OF
Cholera MOr.us have been treated successfully
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
COlic, Cramps, &c, which we think il is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or rccomni ending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir. for any thing
but what we know. from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam
lily medicine over presented to the people and
that no family will be without il as soon its
virtues are known.
\. b.. No person must expect one bottle 10
cure of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
OF years stlnding-though IN many cases one
bottle will make an ciieciual cure-but continue
the use Of it until a cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
0o- Original Certificates are in our posses
sioa from hundreds who have been cured, per-
mancn!ly, by this Invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Stanton Vindica,or.
OF Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United states TO sell this celehra-
ted AEodyne Elixir. Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, StauntOn, Va.
July 81, 1869. 6m
Is. For sale BY Henry Billings, Shep-
herdstown