Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24
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PooR RRtiEr -Icing relieved Of ones
watch.
A vo,oE from our waste lands'--" 1a'
called for"
TuE washington Life Issues policies on
all approved plans.
Anotrr as dangerous net as fellow
can fall in with Is brunette.
A CLASS deserving Legislation on "A6-
ardct Principles" "-Pickpockets.
Coon FOR THE BLUEs.-qo and see the
poorest and sickost families within your
knowledge.
AN Indian Chief in Arizona is putting
on airs because his wife cost four ponies
the usual price being one
GIVE the world half OF Sunday and you
will find religion has no strong hold Of the
other half Sir Wdter Scot.
THE French comic papers represent the
French Sorosis leader as firing q spool can.
non loaded with enamel and hair'pins.
81 AM sorry to say" said sheriff to q
handsome young widow, THAT have an
attachment for you" | am happy TO say,
sir, that II isn't mutual"
IF running after the women be sin, II
is one which is very easily checked. All
that's necessary is for women to stop run
ming away from the mon.
CT WILL have order r. shouted the Cap.
tain of q schooner to his refractory cook.
elf you won't cook the dinner, Tll--do II
myself win have diciplinc on board Of
this ere vesselp
A scHooLMAsTER, describing money.
lender, says; "He serves you in the
present tense, he lends you in the condi.
tional mood, keeps you in the subjunctive
and ruins you in the future.
"You'vE destroyed my peace of mind,
said Respondent lover TO n truant lass
1t can't do you much harm, John, fol
twas an amazing small piece you had
anyway" was the quick reply.
SHOCKS was advised TO get his life in.
sured. won't do it" said he "it would
be just my luck TO live forever, if !
should" Mrs. Snooks merely said, "Well,
then, wouldn't, my dear"
Two rival belless met at ball. "How
well you lock under candle light" cx
claimed one, with stress on the candle,
"And how charming you look in the
dark" answered the other.
Iris no small praise to say that the
Washington perfectly well represents and
justihes a liberal benevolent, wisely de-
vised and prudently managed system o
Life Insurance. Its directors are men mo-
merely of wealth, but of high and stain
less character. Its affairs are, and evel
have been, managed with honor, prudence
energy and skill,
A NEW YoBK bachelor saw mic,
young woman helping blind man across
the street, and forthwith was introduced
wooed, and married the girl. She told heI
lady friends all about 1t, and the conse
quence Is that now society has been
started called 1.-THE Young Ladies' Hu.
manitarian Association for Helping Blind
Men Across the Street."
A WRITER in the Boston Journal Of
Chemistry takes the ground that the prao
tice of ovaporating water upon stoves and
furnaces Is not conducive TO health or com.
fort, asserting that atmospheric air can
not be e. dried up or burned up" by any
heating apparatus in use at the present
day, and that while heated dir has larger
capacity TO hold vapor than cold air, none
OF its natural moisture is expelled from 1t
by heat
A FoRLoRN-LooKING female entered n
business house In New London tho other
day and exhibited book on the frat page
VI WhCu WAS printed nOllCc scttinK lOrth
the sad misfortune of the bearer and her
family, with special notice at the bot.
tom that the bearer could not speak Eng.
hsh. She was given some change, and
when about leaving was called suddenly
back and asked; "Don't you understand
English at ally" She very readily an.
swered, "No, me speak Italian"
MAKE A BEGINNING How many poor
idle, hesitating, erring outcast Is now
creeping, crawling his way through tho
world, who might have held up his head
and prospered, II, instead of putting off his
resolutions of amendment and industry
hj had made u beginning. A beginning
and good beginning, too, is necessary
The first weed pulled up in garden, the
first time manly 81 WILL" Is said, the
fist seed put in the ground the first dol
lar put in the savings bank, and the first
mile travelled in a journey, are all very
important things They make begin,
ming; and thereby hope, promise, an
assurance Is held out that you are in earn
est in what you have undertaken. Says
the poet -
Had not the base been laid by builders wiso
The pyramids had never reached the skies"