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Hoofand's German Tonic

Has been provided-a preparation in which the
solid extracts Of the finest restoratives of the
vegetable kingdom are held in solution by q
spirituous agent, purged of all deleterious con.
stituents. Ike patient, in choosing between
these two great antidotes, should be guided by
his own condition. If in very low state, from
pressing the Bitters isOthe specific required.
Thousands find infinite benefit from taking each
in turn. THERE'S no phase of Indigestion, Bilious
ness, Nervous Diseases, or Physical Prostration,
to which they are not adapted, and in which,
Biliousness, Indigestion, General Debility,
and all the complaints which proceed from a
want of proper action in the Liver, Stomach
and the Bowels, are eradicated by course of
thia oraat
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CAUTION.

OAC Il IOLN
Hoohands German Bitters are countsrfeitsd
See that the signature Of c. NJ JACKSON Il
counterfeit. Principal Dofice and Manufac
tory at the German Medicine Store, No. 81
Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
CHARLES N. EVANS, Proprietor
Formerly C. N JACKSON L co.
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Constitutional Spe cfic,

Which not only 0onquers and combats diseases
that have intrenched themselves in the system,
but is the best known safeguard against all
unhealthy Influences. Persons whose occHpa-
tions and pursuits snbject them to the depress-
ing effects Of close, unwholesome atmosphere,
should take it regularly, as protection against
/ the low fevers and other disorders which mala.
/ ria an nandera InNalila vim ara
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lion. James Thompson,
Judge Of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania.
PHILADELPHIA, April p, IsG6.
I consider "HOOfand's German Bitters' a
r1I,LaJk medicine in case Of attacks Of IndiEes
ton or Dyspepsia. l can certify this from my
experience Of ii.
Yours with respect,
JAMES THOMPSON.
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Living Death t?

with Saint Peter, Il die daily" The object o.
this article is not toTIremind him Of his
pangs but to show him ahow to Danish them
forever. The means of immediate and perma
nent relief are nroffered him in
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H00FLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS

And 1t is for him to say whether he win con.
tinue to endure living death, or to put himself
in position to render life enjoyable.
Living Advertisements
OF the efficacy of this matchless vegetable stom.
achic are tobe found in every city and town in
the United States. Healthy men and women,
rescued from torture 0by its use; and eager
from any other Bitters in existence, in this es-
pecial Particular-it Is net alcoholic. For such
constitutions and systems as require for their
invigoration diffusive stimulant
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HIGHLANDS GERMAN BITTERS

Is composed Of the pure juices Tor, as they are
incidentally termed, Ertracts) of Roots, Herbs,
and Barks, making a preparation highly con.
centrated, and entirely free from alcoholic Gd-
mixture Of any kind.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

Many invalid physician while visiting the
Island for their health experienced and witnessed surprising and
beneficial effects the 2un there produced tao,vEas who were lse
ou-sev seeking and inquiry md investigation obtained full history
its medicinal virtues Ho was delighted and surprised and after MS own recovery
which occurred determined possible the sole right manufacture
and sell It in the vntei States
The result Of his labors for himself and suffering humanity
fer the celebrated PLANTATION BTERS the world PLAN
TA7IoN BTTERS being article founded principles and
relying wholly the vegetable world for its medicinal effects worked rapid revcu-
tioa history medicine and al civilized
world caba5; TiSSo-Z health demand for
the BTE2S exceeded tho ~ the supply
Notwithstanding large Importation Of St. z 2un aaao expressly for the
pounding these @ the quantity inadequate therefore became
that extensive scale abroad sa a. made and agent
dispatched Thomas that purpose Es Fortunate il securing and
leasing several Of the largest and productive estates the
Island Hs, sill: and p-esse erected @ By which utterly aston
ishei the natives TIE and natives the island
very the PLANTATION 3E2s II position
supply laboratory with al the perfectly S" @ Fun needed II maaac
turing Gu. represents
tAe crushing otherwise f tn, stills AID
AS anHe to Fever and gue Intermittent and Tzs Fevc Dyspepsia aaa
PLANTATION BT-Ts2s unsurpassed the
history o ca- dr-od annually They
Old and young male ard female Trey agreeable and always
rrciuce immediate beneficial result
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THE EYES, THE EYES!
DR.. {. II. PARDEE,
OculiSt and AuriSt

A FTER A PROTRACTED BLINDNESS OF
IN more than FIVE years, Dr. Pardee has made
himself thoroughly and scientifically acquaint-
ed with all diseases of the Eye, and is now prac-
ticine with success not surpassed in the Uni
ted States.
All operations performed, such as Strabismus
or cross eye, Cataract by linear extraction, De-
preston or Absorption, Pterygium, or feshy
membrane growing over the eye, Reduction OF
Staphyloma, or bulging out OF the eye, Artihciai
Pupil, Fistula Lachrymalis. or closing OF tear
passage, and all deformites of the Lids, etc.
Artificial Eyes inserted withoutthe least pam,
and possessing all the movements and orilliancy
of the real eye. A large assortment constantly
on hand and for sale at reasonable prices. The
Doctors Eve Bath for the treatment and cure OF
all nervous diseases is used all over TINS coast
Thankful to those physicians who have sent
him cases for operations, he hopes that his uni
yersal success will warrant continuation Of
their confidence. His celebrity as an operator is
co-extepsive with his success, as patients are
presenting themselves for treatment and opera
tions, from New York and Boston, almost ilonth-
". Many patients be seen at the Doctor s
Office daily, in different stages of recovery.
Ofice-737 Clay street, OPPOSITE THE
] PLAZA) San Francisco. 16.I4:ly.
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Kicked by a Mule.

Jake Johnson had mule. There was NOTHING
remarkable in the mere fact of his being the
owner of such an animal but there was some.
tnIng quite peculiar about the mule He 1.-THE
mule) could kick farther, hit harder, on the
slightest provocation, and act uglier than any
other mule on record. One morning riding his
property to market, Jake met Jim Boggs, against
whom be had an old but concealed grudge. He
knew Boggs' weakness lay in brugging and bet
ting. Therefore he sauted him cordially:
How are you, Jim? Fine morning"
Hearty, Squire" replied Jim. g Beautiful
weather; fine mule yon have there. Will he do
to bet on"
Bet on Guess he will, that. tell you,
Jim Boggs, he's the finest trick mule in this
country. Paid five hundred dollars for him.
Great smash is that ?" calculated Jim.
"Solid truth, every word of it. Tell you con-
fden;ialy, Jim, I'm taking him to town for bet
ting purposes. bet that he can kick fly off
from any man without its hurting him."
Now look here, Squire, says Jim, I" I am
not a betting character, but III bet you some
thing on that myself
Jim, there's use; don't BET. don t
want to win your money"
Don't be alarmed, Squire, take such bets
as them every time"
"Well if you are determined to bet, will
risk you small stake; say, FIVE dollars
"All right, Squire, you're nv man but
who'll he kick the fly off? There's no one here
but You and I. You try it,
"No," says johnson, 81 have to stand at the
mules head to order him.
"Oh, yaas," says Jim, "then probably I m
the man. Wa'al, III do it. but you to bet ten
against my FIVE, if risk it,.
"Al right" quoth Squire, q now there S a fly
on your shoulder stand STILL and Johnson ad-
Justed his mule. "Whist, Jarvey," said he.
The mule raised his heels with such velocity
and force that Mr.. Boggs rose into the air like a
bird, flew through hriar hedge, and alighted
on all fours in muddy ditch, bang up against a
fence.
Rising in a towering rage, he exclaimed
faas, that il h-ll knew your darned mule
couldn't do it. You had that all put up.
wouldn't been kicked like that for fifty dollars
You can just fork over them are stakes for it,
anyway.
Not SO fast, Jim Jarvey did just what said
he could, that is, kick fly Off man without
its hurting him. You see, the mule is not in
jured by the operation. However, if you are rot
satisfied, We will try again as often as you wish"
"The ID take your grammar Sketches
growled Jim. "ld rather have barn fall on
me at once than let that critter kick me again
Keep the stakes, out don't say anything about
it, and Boggs trudged on in bitterness of sonl
murmuring to himself: q Sold by thunder and
kicked by mule"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
FRENCH MEDICAL OFFICE!

MEDICINE FACULTY OF PARIS. GRADUATE
UNIVERSITY QUEENS COLLEGE, PHYSICIAN
BAprrsrE SOCIETY OF SAN Francisco.
DR.. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform patients and
others seeking confidential medical advice, that he
consulted daily his office, "ARNORY HALL" BUILD
ING, NORTHEAST Montgomery and Sacramento
streets, San Francisco. Rooms, No. 9, 10 and H. first
floor up stairs Entrance Montgomery or
ramento streets.
Dr. PERRAULTS studies have been most exclusively de-
voted the the various forms of Nervous and ys
cal Debility the results of injurious habits acquired in
youth, which usually in impotence and serity
and permanently induce all the concomtans of old age
Where secret infrmity exists involving the happiness of
e and that of Others reason and morality dictate the
necessity of its removal, a premature
decline of the vigor of manhood matrimonial unhappness
compulsory single life, etc. have their sources in causes
the of which is planted in early life, and bitter
fruit tasted long afterward Patients laborng under
complaint, will complain of of the following
head weakness of memory and sight, discharge
urethra on the stool or making water the intellectual
ulties are weakened loss of memory ideas
clouded, and there disncnaon attend to business
to reading, writing the society of friends ETC.
The patient will probably complain of dizziness vertigo
and that sight and hearing weakened sleep disturbed
by dreams, melancholy, signing palpations, Paintings
coughs and slow fever while have external rheu
matte pain, and numbness of the body Some of the most
common symptoms pmpes in the face, and aching in
different parts of the body Patients suffering from this
disease should apply Immediately Dr. PERRAULT Ell.
her in person by letter, he will guarantee cure
of Seminal emissions and impotence eight weeks
Patients suffering from Venereal diseases any stage gon
orrhea gleet strctures bubo ulcers erupon
etc. will be treated successfully All Syphltic and Mercu
rial taints entirely removed from the system
Dr. PERRAULTS diplomas in his patients
for themselves We invite investigation claim not
to know erythn to everybody but do claim
that in all taken under treatment fulfill our prom
ses We parcUarl vsreqnest those who have tried this
boasted DOCTOR and that advertised PHI yscan till
and discouraged to call upon Low charges and quick
cures. Ladies suffering from any complaint incidental
their consult Doctor with assurance Of relief
FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

PoKING JoKE.-One evening, at theatre,
John Phoenix" obsered man sitting three
seats in front, whom he thought he knew; he
requested the person next to him to poke the
other individual with his cane. The polite
stranger did so, and on the disturbed person
turning his head little, John discovered his
mistake-taat he was not the person he took
him for. Fixing his attention steadfnstly on the
play, and affecting unconsciouspess of the whole
affair, ne left the man with the cane to settle
the disturbance, who, being wholly without an
excuse, there was of course u ludicrous and en-
barrassing scene, during all of which PhGnix
was profoundly interested in the play. At last
the man with the cane asked, rather Indignantly,
:" Didn't you tell me to poke the man with my
cane?"
"Yes."
I" And what then did you wantl''
q" i wanted to see whether you would poke
him or not"
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n. Y. S. Vol. INSTITUTE, \
Corner 5th ave. and 76th street,
Central Park

"a Home and School for the Sons of Deceased soldiers
Dr. H. T. HELM3oLD
Two bottles only of the package of your valu-
able Buchu presented to the Institute have been
used by the children, and with perfect success
In the case of our little Lieutenant A. j., his
pride is no longer mortified, and he is free from
the daily morning anathemas of the chamber
maid who has charge of his bedding. feel that
a knowledge of the result Of our use of your
Buchu with the children under our charge may
save many a Superintendent and Matron OF
Boarding Schools and Asylums a great amount
of annoyance and many poor child suffering 2
more from ,ceakness than from habit NAV be
spared punishment, that is mot knowing it as a
weakness instead of a bad habt) most uniustly
inflicted upon them. Thanking you ON behalf
of the children, and hoping others may be alike
benefited,
an respectfully yours,
COL. YOUNG,
General Sup't and Director.
June l6, 1866. 1882
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
The Naked Truth.

When lovely women wells her bosom
With muslin flshionably thin,
What man with eyes could e'er refuse 'em,
Cautiously from peeping in,
And, when his ardent gaze returning.
The muslin heayes two deen-drawn .;oh.
would not his fingers ends be burning
10 press-his hat down Ger his eyes,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
DIDx'r Buy CoRsEr.-We clip the following

DlDN L DGl A SORSET.-Ne cup tue IOIOWluH
good anecdote from the Kansas City Times:
Yesterday there came to the city young lady
from the country. Accompanying her q
soft-eyed sleek and afiectonate looking fellow
perhaps her brother - perhaps lover. The
twain were making sundry purchases in the dry
goods house of Messrs. Paut, Rosenthal l. Co.,
when the lady remarked that there was still an
article, the name of which she could not call to
mind, that she desired to purchase. In vain she
endeavored to give the gallant Mr.. Plaut TO un-
derstand what she wanted. At last she blush
ingly said the object of the article to tighten
lady's waist.
"Oh yes. 1t is a corset You WANT
Yes, sir, that is what they call EN-; I'd
forgotten the name"
why, Jennie, spoke up her companion,
"you don want one of those things. Remem.
Der you will be married next week. Married
ladies don't use 'em. They quit ldcing."
Jennie blushed. said not another word, gath
cred up her goods, which were duly paid for
and the twain left the house.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

January %, lSGS. I
Mr.. II. T. HELMBoLD:
Dear Sir Your communication requesting
our terms for advertising was duly received, but
from prejudice | had formed against advertis-
ing ''cures for secret diseases" it was left un-
answered. During accidental conversation
in a drug store the other evening, my mind was
changed on the character of your BUcHU. 1t was
then highly commended for other diseases by
two physicians present. Inclosed please find
our rates of advertising.
Yours, &C.,
T. B. H. STENHOUSE,
Editor and Proprietor of
Daily and Semi-Weekly Telegraph.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
SPERUATOPPHGA

DIR. DOIERTI has just published an mportant nam
ple enbodyng his views experiences in relation
TO Impotence or rllty being short treatise Sperna-
tOrra or Seminal Weakness Nerv0us and PHYSICAL eili-
ty this Affection diseases of the
ual Organs.
This little work contains information of the utmost yaue
to ALL whether married Will be sent FREE bv
mail receipt of SIX CENTS in postage stamps return
postage. Address W. X. DUHERTY NJ. D..
l2:tf. San Fraucs sco Cal
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
WsekIy 6riuity gaurnal,
.Ju.t Before the Battle, Mothers"

Just before the battle, mother,
Johnny felt unweli;
What was ailiDg Johnny, motherf
Johnny couldn't tell.
Johnny ran away. mother,
Brsving captains ire;
Johnny can't abide, mother,
Hearing cannon fire.
Johnny came to me, mother,
Wasn't Johnny rights
Tea with me was nicer mother
Than a horrid fight.
Let me marry Johnny, mother,
And we'll bless the day,
Whom just before the battle. mother
Johnny ran away.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

YEARLY ISsrALLMESrs.-Aj judge who was a
widower with five children, asked pretty wo-
man to become his wife. She said she d be most
happy to accept the situation and become hone
of his bone and flesh of his flesh but there was
one, to her, serious objection,
"Well, said the Judge, name it. 1t is my
profession to surmount such obstacles"
"Ah, Judge, this is beyond your power.
have vowed, if ever marry widower, that be
must have ten children"
"Ten children oh, that nothing" said the
Judge. "rll give you FIVE now, and my note on
demand in yearly installments for the balance. "
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS.
De- PERRAULT is the only Agent in California for
DIR. BriOt'S Female Monthly Pills.

Their immense sale has established their reputation
female remedy unapproache and far in advance of
other medicine for Suppression and Irregularities and 9TH
er in females On the receipt of Five Dollars
these Pills Will be sent by ail express to part Of
the world, secure from curiosity damage
Persons at distance be home address
ing letter TO Dr. J. PERRAULT Sacramento and
Montgomery streets. Rooms Nos 9. and H.
Post Office San Francisco. stating infinitely
possible general habits of living occupation,
All communications confidential 1:l352t
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

HOPE you will be able to support me, said
young lady, while walking out one day with
nef INTENDED, during slippery state of the pave
Why, yes" said the somewhat besitatinp
swain, with some little assistance from xour
father 70
Inefe was some confusion and profound ST.
ience when the lovers colloquy had ended.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

STORY Is told OF young man who was going
capital be had, hs replied, "a erowbar.n
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

A GENTLEMAN was seated with other persons in
the room where a country girl sat bolt upright,
and utterly silent Silence, indeed. fell upon
the entire party, and the gentleman first alluded
to said, in what be supposed to be an almost in
audible aside:
" Awful pause
~ guess, sir" exclaimed the indignant coun-
Try girl, jumping up," YOU'D have awful paws
700 II you had to do all the scrubbing that do I!
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
Both the Ointment and the Pills should be used in the fol-

ffiUTI0N,-See that the words HOLLOWAY NEW York
~ and LONDON" appear a waermark every leaf of
the book of directions which enolds each box pot No
others genuine. handsome reward given for norma
tion leading the detection countereiters med
cnes and veners Of the deceptive articles knowing them to
De SUCH Sold at the factory No SO Maiden Lane and
by druggists and medicine dealers throughout world
great saving by taking the large sizes Full instructions
with every box pot. l91y
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
TO TIE UNFORTUNATE !
NEIF REMEDIES. NEW REMEDIES !!
DR.. GIBBONS DISPENSARY,
623 Hearn<y freef,
Private entrance on Commercial street,
SAN FRANCISCO.

Established in 1854. for the treat
ment of Sexual and Seminal diseases,
such as Gunorrhea. Gleet. Structure,
Syphilis in all its forms. Seminal Weak
ness. Impotency. etc. Skin diseases (of
years standing and liberated Legs, sue
-essfully treated.
DOCTOR GIBB0N has the pleasure
If announcing that he has returned TO
this State. after an absence OF one year,
Iuri,,,~ which time he has visited all
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
To THE AFFLJCTED-DR W i, Dourpry rel

TO TIE AFFLICTED-DR. W. IL. DoHERrY returns his
sincere thanks to his patients their patronage
and would take this opportunity remind them that
nues 10 consult at his Institute for the of chronic dis
of the LUNGS Liver kDNEYs. DIGESTIVE ami
URINARY ORGANS. and all private diseases viz
all its forms and stages; SEMINAL WEskNlss and all the hor
rid consequences of self abuse GoNoREoEt. GiLET,
TrREs NOCTURNAL and DurNAL EMISSIONS. DEb;ITT
diseases Of the Back ard ins inflammation OF the Bladder
aud Kidneys etc. etc: ana he hopes hi long experience ami
successful practice will him share of pul
Tic patronage b. the practice Of many in Europe and
the United States he enabled apply the efficient ard
successful remedies against diseases all kinds He
without mercury. charges moderate. treats his patients
correct and honorable and has references
able veracity from of known respecaly and high
standing in society. All parties consulting h by letter
otherwise will receive the best and genes treatment and
implicit secrecy.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24
PRIVATE MEDICAL AID !
.UICK CURES AND MODERATE CHARGES
DOCTOR W. K. DoHEnTYS
Private Medical and Surgical Institute +!
SACRAMENTO ST. BELOW MONTGOMERY,
Opposite the Pacific Mail Steamship Co.'S Gfice) Private
entrance Leidesdorf street, San Francisco

Establiied expressly to dd the afflicted sound ond scien
tifc Medical Aid, IN the treatment and Of all
Iricots and CbroBic diseases. If Sc
crecy, and all &E-TCAL DISORDERS
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

TO FEMALES-When female is in trouble, afflicted
with disease, weakness of the back and limbs. in the
head dimness of sight loss of muscular power palpation
OF the heart rrtaby. nervousness extreme urinary diff
culties arrangement OF digestive functions general debility
vagnitis. all diseases of the womb yter crility. aud all
other diseases peculiar to females. She should 1T
the celebrated female Doctor X DourRTY hi-
Medical Institute and consult him about her troubles
disease. The Doctor is efectng than other
Physician in the State Of California. Let false deiicact
prevent you but apply immediately and yourself
painful su1erns and premature Gea. All married ladies
delicate health other circumstances prevent
in their families slould write call DR. W X
HERTYs Medical Institute aud they will every poss
bic relief and help, The Doctors Offices that
he can be consulted without fear of observation
To CORRESPONDENTS-Pa residing in any part OF
the Stale however distant who may the opinion ana
advice of DR.. DoHERTY their respective and
think proper submit written of in pref
holding personal interview
ed that their communications will he held sacred and
confidential. If the case he fully and candidy described
personal communication will lie intruc-
tions for diet. regimen and the general of the
itself nclnding the remees will he forwarded without
delay and in such manner convey idea the pur-
port Of the letter or parcel so transmitted.
~ Consultation by letter otherwise Permanent
cure guaranteed orno pay. Address.
W. *. DOHEETY, NJ. D., San Francisco, Cal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-07-24

the principal hospitals OF Europe them those of Dub
lin London and Paris The following celebrated hospitals
iondcH those visited y the Doctor: Guys High
St. Borough St Ban tiolonew Smitied 81. IMke's. Old
street, St. Mary Cnb Place PAD; Lock. Harrow road;
University Cover street " tmnster, Broad Sanctuary:
ChGrIn, Cross Agar street. Strand: London. Whtechapel
ro.d; Royal Free Gray Inn road; Kins College, Portugal
street.
DOCTOR GBBON has also visited Doctor Acton. London,
Parker Of Birmingham. England and Ricord of Paris. who
considered the best and surgeons the world
and whose authority acknowledged be the highest in
the treatment of sexual diseases.
DOCTOR G!BBON has obtained from them their mode
OF treatment. which cannot he passed.
DOCTOR GiBBON has spared neither time money in
seeking ont remedies and has returned with fac
ties for the alienation OF human suffering.