The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-03-22

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please, but only one woman.
"Genius will work its way through, \
as the reporter said when he saw hole
in The elbow Of his coat.
Where are you going to? :" asked one
little boy Of another who had slipped and
fallen donn., Going to get up" wa.
the blunt reply. 7a.' 7''' ~
1ke's last trick was to throw Mrs, Par.
tington's old CATER into the alley aud
call the old lady down from the tl,ird sto.
ry to.scc an alley gutter, "' .'q'r'"r gl'
= Excessive care turns a man into a pir
blunt at the head. slender ina,hee stem
and sharp at the point. Alwomau Of
care is like a needla-all eyer aud al
shSrpncss!,-1rDq 5p5 una& I'd ,-
'What are you kicking my dog for y
: because he is full ofracas.n Ga
"Fleas; the devil! Why, that doe
sleeps with me-"
"Yes,, darn 3 you Ii,1 that's where he g 8!
en-" oh' 'a1 'eF go W 20 70 ''foi
a bachelor. being asked Why be didn'i
marry, answered that ",hc .oinen we're
cluiIning ,hV right to 60 to tho polls and
heyiwould soon claim the righ.to-go
counting, and that he was only waiting
for 9 good offer" i, m ,,,,,,
STARR Jok1so.--Thc following is mot
so ,bad-i,.i, i Jalo.sG 40 I4g, "a
Says Della toa,r reverend dean, ~ az.
What reason can be given.
Since marriage is 4 holy theme, 9't' l''.
That2thrre, are none;in .heavenf'' .'aa
There are no women there" Ic cried,
She quicko.returned tile jes.':l /" ~ se'
Women are there. but Tn afraid, 100
They cannot find apriest Y 10 d T..
Thcinockford Register ct. Of tllisf a,
tue expense. Of J.e Bull: "Thcrc Is a
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Sl'"., 'a.vas. s.as u ,ac ,'Ser, wpere,
smaller may BE- seen gazing into . slow
window. We forbcar mentioning any ny
names, for fear thi, article maybe taken
for a"puf,' hut will simplyremark TIN,
it was not. far from certain shoe store
and ne want to chronicle little CONVEX
Ia..ou r W o.s..easa sYere ~ ln ,i, ~,
ia ss' ~ pa..s. SeLe .espce.ao'e l0o OK
'"i nns''' S,nI I'm anu us laMly' ..
rs" '"'@0"' nuau'na T" 'oa'
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, ~ ~ ifNo' w sn''u, saat 'syA
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na."s, ~ y a"c ' Iaa a'usn:et'
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TIN WoN.y',,,y IN N, lC,now, -. , sov.
tain eros, rood. in ms Stni. n Alnhin,,
stood n small Icrocery, mr. ub;.tv sl,on
wLsre ..bu,. head" and "ol,a;n l;:I,tn;nr;
we're dealt o,t 10 The thirsty urwn.hcj :,
liy. ecni, df;nk or ,wsInty cents ! nn,ri
IN, nrc.;d;aoI ,anins ofyiL;s dsles,shi.
v,s onaI Bill. SvLes Who
auonp ynrious pet,, a baa' domes,;c.,.,
crow, black u, / he ace of ,,'adrs' 'rh;s
rrnw l,ad learned a,,,ono o,I,cr tl;nGs n
renea,t ouiio ylaipiv ,be words '..,Iun,SI
ynnin Wild, e. ~ c6,r.. hosrd r.oo"ont
~ u,ed in 4 ,bu Irroe.,hon. #. During The
of kuoct.doxn and drae. IN,
fsht ono day. however. tho CROW va.
frirbtened from home. ,ud tlew 70 M
woods, Never q return, .}5@s Ne u
About three miles from Tho rrocerv ,ra,
a settlement mec,ino.house a., nd ht,,,n-
bio. down a(lair. onlv. used on orsasion.
when circuit rider i,appened Int wnv
Of tlis Quilting he crow took peacealIc
fn,o,,,se,siop Two days nfter Ina church
WAS thrown opeu for pre,cbinpt and 4
largo crowd assembled. ,alnona whom wos
a yerv aid la,lv WHO VA, eo,nncll.d II
use crutches 10 walking. who took her
seat i, tl,c fronnt Re !, i, and wus soon dean.
" absorbed In Tie elooucr,cc oftllc preach.
or. The reverend gentleman had hardly
rot under full ,headway ". and commenced
Numbering Ills anatbmas, against oll
grades d Sinners, when hoarsc, croak.
Ing voice from above uttered Me on,ipou,
woids.- :.
u "Damn vou "F'i 'nT' '.''"A'4s'i1o'
The nrcocber and CONGREGATION ,ootca
ovi,nst n sueb .nrof,p;,v ou1 cach noercd