The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1869-02-02

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Hartford has ''5ardine Club"
Nevada has six year old iDcen-
diary.
Lady Franklin s woman sufrag-
ist."
The Omaha peo,'a call themselves
"Omahogs.'
North Caroline wants State Agri,
cultural Fair
Illinois grew 100000 bushels po,
tatocs this year.
Chicago is soon to have a dollar
store. Happy Chicago!
Over 27,00o emigran's arrived in
Chicago last year.
Female compo.itors set up the San
Francisco Californian.
Henry Ward i'eecher says women
make the best prayers in the congrega-
ton
"A temperance author wrote, "drunk"
enness is folly and the printer made him
say "drunkeDness is jolly,
-Nobody likes to be nobody but
everybody il pleased to think himself
somebody. And everybody is somebody !
but when anybody thinks himself to be
somebody, he generally thinks everybody
cl-e to be nobody.
LITTLE BoDBY-'I say, M, IS il true
that we are made out of dust p
Ma-"Ye-. my boy 50 wc are told. y
Bob5y-'Weli, III he hanged if
can believe il; Cause, if--jf we was,
when we s,yca' N,uldn't It ha mud1yi"
In California tie r.,d~hc. grow from
81 10 So feet long, They are pulled uI
:, by machinery and the f.rnera sail up th'
holes for wells
An Iri-hman on hearing OF trien'
having q stone colin made for himself, ex
claimed; "liy me sowl and that's g'o
idea. sihure an stons coffin 'ud last
man lifetime.
NJ A grim old judge, after hearing
hJwery discourse from Il pretentiou
young barristcr, advised him TO pick OF
the feathers from the wings Of his imagiu
alton and stick them in the tail of his jude
ment.
We once heard of rich man WI
was injured By being run over. "It isin
the accident" said he, 'that / mind
that isn't the thing but the idea of b
ing run over by an old swil cart, that
what makes me mad.
ere -"Mother," asked a little girl, whi
listening to the reading Of Uncle Tom
Cabin, ''why don'tthe book never meutic
Topsy's last name have tried to hear
whenever it has spoken of her, but it h
,ir- net once spoke it,
ne "Why she has no other nam
child.
"Yes she had, mother and I knc
, :, it.
- "What was it r.
"Why, Turvy-Topsy Turvy,"
''You had better 60 to bed my deal
said the mother. "You are rs bad
- your old grandmother, for she can'l s
pork with out beans, for the life of her
r. -Na'by's difficulties increase /
friends at the "COrners' have refused
It. set him up second time in New YC
900. grocery" and have recommended to h
wv the one-!egged- soldier-or9an-gr.nding br
ness and he hasjast escaped the sm,
, tation of his legs by Joe Bigler in or
MS to qualify him, His last words are aft;
ing. 81 must says he, "git out Nv this
soon cz possible, meaning the " {
ners."
, A. GENERAL SIGNS. TO take down
aries gridiron from the nail where it is hang
row row with the left hand is sign that there
l~ev' be broil in the kitchen.
;, A. Ifa mirrior Is broken it is sign thi
s'''' good looking glass will be missed in
house.
II you hear rooster crow when
are in bed and the clock strike
times at the instant it is a sigr
b, mo(u)rning
To stroke q green eyed cat wit
,rnes, white spot on her nose is lucky, n
time e. heavy purs will be the consequence.
is the If you are in house and hear a
E com, m, cry, it is sign Of marriage, or if it
n make Ike it ought to be.
'olcy- To lose pocket-book contai
b.. greenbacks is unlucky.
ng all To take n newspaper and not pa
Purely il, ia a sign Of extreme dishonesty
as meannsss.