The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1869-07-17
MISCELLANEOUS,


A box organ-the ear.
Keep your own secrets.
End of a fast life-starvation.
Paint works-woman's lips.
4 tight place-a bar room.
Light matchmaking glass.
Body Observation-Disclosures.
Last sensational tight shoe.
observation-disclosures afraid
One eats; another says grace.
Crate labor-building fire.
Crate nusance-bad coal
Latest take-off-undercloth
A fcled officcr-kcrnel of corn.
Hight of fashion-ladics hair.
Literary fcathers-nom de plumes.
Musical supports-futed columns.
The tender passion-engine drivers.
Note for dull people-B sharp.
Parlor set-two young folk counting.
Never too late to marry.
Spare the rod and spoil the child
Never tell belle secret; it will be
told.
The naughty boy who "cried for an
hour" did net get it.
Cheap generosity-giving person
piece of your mind
How to make the moments go fast
use the spur of the moment"
The call of the dancing master-"all
hands to the pumps"
What rod was most feared by the
Hebrew children of old? Ans He-rod.
Sleight of manufacturing an offer
to we'd
He that loses his conscience has moth
ing left that is worth keeping.
The Cashmere Goat is being extern
sivelv introduced into Utah.
Philadelphia is now within seventy
three hours travel of New Orleans.
Chyenne will be the capital of Wyo-
ming.
Let your appetite always come unin-
vited.
War against gamblers wakes hot in
Nashville.
A 100000 diamond has been found
in the Cape of Good Hope.
1t is not what we make, but what
we save that makes us rich.
The only Life of Christ" worth
reading is the New Testament
The French public debt has increased,
since 1852, 1851 100000.
There are 10000 Free Masons in
Georgia.
The convicts wish: TO be as clear as
Mudd!
Memphis is in danger of caving into
the Mississippi.
In Chicago 1852 dogs were killed
during the month of April.
Canada has doubled her population
once every eighteen years since 1900.
Never make money at the expense Of
your reputation.
"God helps those that help them
selves"
4 hole in a mans profits-a large
rent
A Sun-dial counts only the bright
hours.
Great (grate) minds-inventors of
stoves.
clearinghouse motto-no piece re-
pcated.
Work always by the day, and not by
tie job.
Eat regularly, not over thrice i day,
and nothing between meals.
What kind of ease is disliked by all
Ans. Disease
An immense emigration is pouring
into Kansas from Canada.
Whoever drinks no liquids at all will
add years of pleasurable existence to
his life.
The only surviving son of Robert
Burns is now living at Chetenham, at
the age of II years.
jeff and Joe Davis plantation, 80
miles below Nicksburg, is leased to an
old negro at SO 900 year
Most of our misfortunes are more
support than the comments of our
friends upon them.
Many men who pretend to have
grains of good sense seem to haze scru-
pies about using them
Cant that drunkard be reclaimed
by any body" "Not until he has been
first claimed by somebody"
Philosophical happiness is to want
little and enjoy much; vulgar happi-
ness is to want much and enjoy little.
Land slides in the Rocky Mountains
are becoming unaccountably frequent.
Never run down your opponents
goods in public. Let him pay for his
own advertising.
Boston has shipped over $22, 900, 900
worth of boots and shoes in five
months.
The Empress Eugene will leave
Paris in October, and be present at the
inauguration of the Sucz Canal.
Six attempts have been made within
one year to assassinatc Victor Emanuel.
Dangerous navigation is doubly dan
gerous in doubling the "capc" of a
pretty coquette.
Let your expenses be such as to leave
balance in your pocket. Ready mo-
ncy is a friend in need
Very often men cut their love-teeth,
as they do their wisdom-tccth, very late
in life.
Milton did not begin to write Para
disc Lost until he was forty-seven years
of age"
The Boston Posi- speaks of Brigham's
ladies as "a sorosis on a strict family
basis"
The largest library in Germany is
that at Munich consisting of 900, 900
volumes.
Never relate your misfortunes, and
grieve over what YOU cannot prevent
Motto for discontinued husbands: how
to make some happy-go way some
where
Most of the shadows that cross our
path through life are caused by our
standing in our own Ii ght
Beauty in woman is like the flow
er in spring, but virtue is like the stars
in heaven
Immodcst words admit of no defense
For want of decency is want of
sense.-PoPE.
Wine drinking and smoking are bad
habits. They impair the mind and