The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1869-06-25
NUMBER 27.
Spare Zines.

HOW VI mahc Ctctn rWcSP-""3u nAA.'
A blunder buss-kissins the wrong girl.
An ill-brcad man-a sick baker.
Boys are men in q roundabout way.
Dangerous associa,es-Those who arc dress
ell TO kill.
Unacceptable bills-Dnns on the imagins-
ton.
Is mantaumakcr amcnablc to Law for hook
ing ladies' dresses,
A rail on slccpcs Is better than on woman's
tongue.
An exchange paper says that tho way to meet
bankrupt Is to take no note Of him.
A colorcd lsdy, boasting the other day Of tho
progress made by her son In arithmetic, exult-
ingly said. "IIe Is In dc modification table"
A Jancsvillc city oriinancc-"All dogs to
be murzlcd or shot, eretpt dogs from hs eoun-
try coming IN on bu,ine''."
A delegation from Cleveland Is on q visit to
New York to examine It's strcct-clcaning arrangc-
mcnts, 80 as TO learn what to avoid
The man who was wrapt up In his own
thoughts had very thin covering. and took =
violent cold in consequence.
A contemporary speaks Of an individual who
"buys one or two shares Of stock In every rail-.
road and bank, In order TO 80 to all the annual
elections and eat all the annual dinners."
To keep eggs from spelling, eat them while
they are fresh. We have tried all kinds Of
methods, but this We think is the only one that
can be rcllei on "in any climate"
A fond mother In Cincinnati broke her arm
while spanking a disObciicnt child the other
day. Itisapty that the young.ter was too
young to fully enjoy the catastrophe.
81 believe" said a tall representative from
country town, "that am one Of the tallest
members in the House." "Ycs," added fel-
low representative. "and one of the slimmest.
also"
Mark Twain says Horace Greeley once tried
to make living as a writing master. and failed.
His copy was: Virtue Is It's own reward and
the scholars got It Washing with soap Is wholly
absurd
A..
chair, Mr.. Jonesi asked q worthy landlady.
one morning at breakfast. 1T Is 20 very weak,
ma'am" replied Mr.. Jones, demurely, that I
,borch, wou,d l., !, take , rest,
"Did you know" said cunning Gentle to
I Jew, "that they hang Jews and jackasses to-
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taIkel about. We don't know. indeol. Anna.
Inn, MO have 900, many n nr.,tv youno creaiur,
lilo yo, ubo cou,In,t Iool a, n RING ,,itbout
wishing TO have n finger in II.
,,',.', @ c., 80, -. a,"',;,..
son,,o u,. t,,on on, ,ho s.rc.,n, a, Arm,
telling him he WA, on, Of plaec in the gallery.
.That's so," said the lunatic. 81 ought to be
ON the floor among the Senator's
,,,,. .,u,., advance, ,r VAN. ,,oso
| hu! S0ihe"ha' a'''"'.' -" ''"'' ""''o
vNacity sometimes approaches 'he oOn'er 0'
imper'inencc. a'kcd IN old man. IN rA,ner
Jeerins tone' why he"s AWAY uresso' III p'aoA'
anu ""a' hc "o'c mourning ~, ''"'a""'
"for your o"ar'ns' n''aA"'' ne Ba"'""'
rplei'
An Enslishman was telling the late Col.
Isaac o. Barnes Of the great rate the cars run
In England. 'why, Colonel. in my country
they go seyenty-hyc miles the hour They
do says the Colonel they could not run long
AZ 'hn ra'e' OF 'hey "ou'u run OH ue h'''e
ID isIand'
Dust, by lis own nature, can only rise 20 far
above the road and birds which fly higher
never have II upon their wings. SO the hcart
that knows how to ay high enough, escapes
those little cares and rcxations which brood up
on the earth, but cannot rise above !, into that
purr air.
This |. the Smithsonian antiiote for snake
and insect poison,
Ten grains Of iodidc Of potassium.
Thirty grains Of iodine
One ounce OF water the solvent
To be kept ina vial with " srouha gas
stopper. and applied externally To the Nouh''
| IN Is not 20 be taken medicine internally.