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The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

quor law. He engaged the services OF
lawyer to defend him, and then, while
his attorney was looking up q defense.
slipped over to the Court house and
plead guilty, and capped the climax by
taking an appeal from the Judgment OF
the Court on his own confession. When
last seen, he was scratching his head,
and "wishing he had taken out writ
Of error" ....... Monday, the 9th inst,
and Wednesday, the 18th were the first
in Importance of the seven Jewish holt
days, the former being the Hebrew New
Year day, and the latter the Day OF
Atonement. This accounts for the
closing of some of our business houses
upon those days, which has caused con-
lecture among their patrons.
young man, not long since, marched
into the residence of one Of our minis
ters, and, twirling his hat on his finger
asked, "Be you the minister" LAM
was the reply. "Will you marry me ~
The minister replied that he would, II
he had any one to whom to be married.
an important accessory to the ceremony
which it seemed he had not neglected,
for he soon produced "duxie." When
asked where he came from, he said,
"Illinois;" and being further questioned
as to what place, said "he didn't know,
had been SO long away he had forgot
ten;" but he seemed to know where he
was going, and that was the more i'm
portant ........O One of our groceries was
the other day the scene Of a dialogue
Enter mover and asks for beer. "Don',
keep it," "Where is the saloon?'
None in town." "Where can 1 get
some?" "Out at the beer garhen!
"Where's that?" "Out here by the
slaughter yard, about three quarters Of g
mile" "The -! Where can l &c,
some whiskey, them" "At the drug
store; but you'll have to pay dollar fol
a physicians certificate, and then dol
lar and a half a pint for rot-gut-whis
| key" The mover, looking thoroughly
Disguised, said g. if he did MT &C
without" and went..........On Monday
a license was issued from the Clerk
Office, making it lawful for VIM. anc
Julia Wiley to be united in marriage
The parties had tried it once in a state
of matrimony, then We're again separat
ed by a divorce; and now, with the ad-
vantage of all this experience, propose
going down the hill together.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
A FRESH lot of oat meal, pearl marley,
sago, and gelatin atSchmuckers. -

VOTERS TAKE NoTICE.-The Town
ship Trustees of Center township have
met aud made out a list of the qualified
electors in said township, according to
law. A copy Of said Register will be
found posted up in the Court House, &C.
cessibie TO any elector Of the township
who may desire to examine the same.
The Board of Registry will hold meet
ing at the Sheriff's Office in the Court
House, on the Tuesday preceding the
general election, form o'clock a. m. to
5o'clock p. M, at which time they will
revise, correct and complete the regis
ter of electors of said township.
A. B. COBB,
w. HI. HAMMOND,
J. w. CRISMAN.
HENRY REIGART, Clerk.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
DEMOREsT's MONTHLY. - The

DEMOREST's MONTHLY. - The last
number of this popular Magazine is al
ways said to be the beet. Certainly its
enterprising publisher will sustain its
brilliant reputation, and spare no efforts
or expense to render it the best parlor
Magazine in America. The Magnifi-
cent picture by Mrs. Lilly NJ. Spencer.
of the "Pic-nic," now offered ~ a pre-
MUM, both to members of clubs and
single subscribers, we know to have
sold for ten dollars per copy, and consid-
cred cheap at that. This is surely going
to the extreme of liberality. Published
at S3S Broadway, n. Y.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

IA F." our last week correspon"
dent, wishes no one to congratulate
themselves that he quoted section of
of law not applicable to the case in point.
Part Of the citation was accidentally
omitted. Given entire it reads rs fol-
lows:
"Sec. 4365. If any person play at any
game for any sum at money or other
property of any value, or make any oct
or sCoger for money or other property 81
uaiue, he shall be punished by fine not
exceeding one hundred dollars, or by i'm
prisonment in the county Jail not ex-
ceeding thirty days"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

THE AN. s. s. UNIoN.-We were ia
vored with short call, last Thursday,
from Mr.. Z. Underwood, the able and
indefatigabIe Missionary Of the Amer
lean Sunday School Union. This Or
ganization, which is not denomination
al, has organized some 1900 schools in
Iowa, besides aiding additional thou
sands Of feeble ones. Mr.. u. has him
self organized, between the middle OF
April and the LIST of August, thirty SIX
Schools in Linn, Jones and Benton
counties, most Of which are in -four
ishing condition.
Years ago this Union did good work
in Cedar County, and still there is room
hero and elsew here, for more than all
that they ale able to do.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
For the Upton ADvER


PLAGIARISM. -Plagiaris is defined
to be the act of purloning another
mans literary works, and putting them
Off as ones own-in other words Lit
erary Piracy"
OF this there is two kinds direct
aud indirect. The first lays hold OPEN
ly and boldly of the works of another
and uses them as their original produce
tions like the foot-pad who steps out
fearlessly and demands your purse.
The last is the cowardly thief who
dares not show his face, but secretly and
silently takes whatever he can lay his
hands upon, like the fawning hypocrite
who protesting friendship, deprives
you of your hard earned gains.
If there are degrees of meanness, the
last named Plagiary will certainly rank
"A No. L. Regarding it thus, l take
the opportunity to say having learned
that have had the credit of writing
the article Oh horse racing, over the
signature "A. F." in the ADVERTISER
of September 10th, that must decided
ly decline the honor of its authorship.
Did silently acquiesce in the rumor
that it was my production l should con-
slider myself rs having committed al
most as mean aud disreputable All act as
the one complained of ia that article.
Yours truly, over my own signature
l.. l.. SWEET.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

TRosE AxEs.-In the report Of the
committee on Expenses aud Taxation.
In last weeks paper. the assessment for
. county Bridge Fund and Sinking
Fund was given At five and one half
mills each. The real assessment was
one half mill for each fund, making the
tax just 10 mills lighter than as stated.
We are happy to add. that the fault this
time lay In the manuscript and not
with the printers.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

Local BREvIIEs.-The Registry
Lists are posted il the hall Of the Court
House. Is your name there. voter?......
At the Wheatland Fair, the Agricultu-
raj Wreath made by Mrs. L. L. Sweet
of this place, attracted much attention.
....... Casad & Gilmore will show a vari-
ETY. of samples, especially of western
made goods, at the county fair. VIM.
Dean 4 Go. will also have OH exhibition
= fine assortment Of dress goods, &C., at
the same place. young lady in
town, accidentally swallowed a pin that
lodged in her throat just out Of reach.
An attempt maize last week Monday to
extract 1t was unsuccessful. ........ Chill
drem who can read will have no difficult
ty in finding the School House. since its
Sign has been painted, but they would
have hard time finding any seats in it.
For the lack OF this essential, the time
of beginning school in yet indefinite.
A young man from Cass township was
last week brought before Justice 'ruthiil
on complaint of having violated the j.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
PRICES.-A FAIR OFFER.
December.

Send the retail price. Washer si Extra Wrnger -.
freight. places where no one is selling and sure
are we that they will be liked, that agree to refund
the money If any one wishes to return the machine
free Of freight, after months trial. according to di-
No husband, father or brother should permit the
drudgery of washing with the hands, Hfty-two days in
the year, when it can he done better. more expcdi-
tousy, with less labor. and no injury to the garments.
by a Deity Clothes Washer. and Universal Wringer.
Canvassers with exclusive right of sale make mon
ey fast selling them.
Sold by dealers generally to whom liberal discounts
made.
r. G. BROWNING, Gen. Agent,
37m6 80 Cortlandt St., New York.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
Tur .TEMpERANCE SERMON which

TIE TEMPERANCE SERMON which
va published on the frst page, was
kindly furnished for the purpose by
Rev. Mr.. Biscoe 1t the request Of num-
her Of those who heard it; and who
vere DESTROYS that others should have
the benefit of 20 practical All argument
for true ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS In
al things. Based as it Is upon the high
ground Of christian duty as well as mere
worldly prudence, it can not but ad-
dress itself to the reason Of every one,
and is well worthy perusal.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

A BUSINESS CHANGE.-A change has
been made in the proprietorship Of the
Drug Store, until recently owned by
Hall Il Schumacher, DR.. Hall having
disposed OF his interest in the concern
to his former partner, Mr.. u. II.
Schumacher. Dan. understands his
business well, keeps good stock of
drugs and patent medicines, pills and
sich, and is fully prepared to "go it
alOne.n
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
THE latest styles of water proof cloth
can be found ut VIM. Dean & Co.'S.

New FIRM-NEW GOODS.-The name
and style Of the firm heretofore doing
business here as Block Bros, & Co. has
changed to Block 4 Wallace, who de-
sire to make public the fact that they
have on hand new and carefully Sc
Iected stock of mems ready made cloth
ing, under clothing, hats, caps, collars,
ties, &c, &c, which they are prepared
to sell at the most reasonable rates.
On account of the change Of proprie-
torship, all persons who are indebted
to Block Bros, 4 Co. are requested to
call and settle ut once
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

THE SEVENTH DAY ADvENTIsTs hold
. Camp Meeting next month, at Pilot
Grove, Ave miles west Of Richmond, Ia
Washington county. The meeting will
last from the sixth to the tenth Of Octo-
Der, inclusive. Many Lights" in the
denomination from various parts of the
United States are expected to be present;
and among them q noted prophecies
ffdm New York. Some of the member
ship from this vicinity will go with
tents, prepared to stay through the SEES.
sion.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

TOWNSHIP CAUCUs.-A meeting of
the Republican electors of Center Town
ship will he held at the Court House in
Upton, at three O'Clock on Saturday
=. NJ, Oct. End, 1869, for the purpose of
nominating Township officers.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

STILL TO be had at Schmucker's
snccessor TO Hall & Schumacher, fresh
drugs. patent medicines, perfumeries,
soiiet soaps. brushes, oils and all the
various rls1 Articles Belonging to the drug
line. lf33t1 tB5 8
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

THE POPULATION within the limits of
Independent School District of Upton,
rs ascertained by the efficient Secretary
OF the Board, Henry Reigart, Esq, is
1884; Of whom Gas are white and col
ored males, 076 white and : colored fe-
county Jail upon charge Of murder, and
two blind persons In the town, were facts
n0ticeu by the census taker.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

AT the Big Boot, you can buy better
class of goods for less money than at any
other establishment in town.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
THE largest stock OF Dress Goods to be
found in Cedar county, is at Deans.

Souuu 1CudI Is II lean ..
Look MEAN.-There are two classes
Of people, who, seen through printers
sPectaeies, are distorted into appearing
the pcrsonif ication Of mennness.
The first are those who on principle,
or for the lack Of it, abstain from taking
their local paper or from anything that
can assist or encourage it, and ut the
same time, never fail to read somebody
else's copy, and to growl loud and long
At its contents.
The other class alluded to are 80 much
meaner that we will not attempt to de-
scribe them here; but postpone the eff
fort until it can be aided by Il severe at
tack Of indigestion and general bilious
ness, when there might be some chance
Of doing the subject justice.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

SLAUGHTER PENs.-Go see them at
Adler's Big Boot. He literally slaugh-
tiers goods.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

THE new goods are still arriving at
VIM. Dean & Co.'S.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

PURCHASERS will notice at once the
new advertisement OF VIM. Dean & Co.
This house is justly awarded the need
Of keeping . complete assortment Of
dry goods, selected with rare judgment
and sold at the lowest rates. They buy
for cash, and take experience and good
taste into the market TO make their se-
lecti0ns; they keep Il large assortment
OF goods in every department of their
business, deal fairly aud advertise liber-
ally. Ii you like that style Of doing
business, call Oh VIM. Dean & Co.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

The expectation at the Treasury now
is that the Secretary will show Il reduc-
ton Of the debt of about 10000, 900 in
December.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

REICHERT BROTHERS,, enterprising
dealers in Farm Implements and Ma
chinery, inform US that they intend to
put upon exhibition at the approaching
County Fair, Il large assortment of the
newest, most perfect, and consequently
the most popular tools, implement
and machines made; which they have
been. and are still offering Cor sale OH
the most reasonable terms to buyers
Those who attend the Fair, as we sup
pose the great majority ofour enterpris
ing farmers will de, will there have an
opportunity Of seeing rival implements
and machines tested aud their relative
merits decided upon; but any one who
chooses to call OH Reichert Bros. ut their
fine sales room, can find them all there,
together with a stock of shelf and heavy
hardware, nails &C., &C., from which
every want in that line can be suppl
ed.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

ADLER, better known as the Big Boot,
is filling his store with the choicest
boots, shoes, hats, caps, gloves, hosiery,
&c.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

EVERYTHING in the dry goods line
can be found ut Deans.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
III Eiptou @arertiser,

Z. Aayereisers.-All transient Local. and Special
49,. ara transient Advertisements must be paid
=. m advance TO secure insertion.
EDITORIAL Notices or Advertisements In the Local
nn. will be charged 20 cents per line, each nser-
sin,
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

SHIELDS Weolen Goods kept at VIM
Dean & Co.'S.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

For SALE.-We have several head of
good work horses, mares, colts, &C., to be
sold cheap. Will give time to response
Bile parties, of will exchange for land in
Cedar county.
Also, good farm at less than actual
value. SMITH BROTHERS..
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

AGENTLEMAN who suffered for years from Ner-
vous Debility Premature Decay and all the effects Of
youthful indscretien WILL for the sake ofsunerins hu-
mainly send free To all who need IT, the receipt and
directions for max ing the simple remedy by which hs
was cured. sufferers wishing profit by the adverti
sers experience do by addressing, In perfect
confidence, JOHN X OGDEN,
ssyt No. 4 Cedar York,
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

SMITH BROTHERS are adding largely
to their already large stock of stoves Of
new and beautiful patterns, hardware,
housekeeping goods, bar and sheet iron,
plows: pumps, Ament wagons, &c.
Their stock is large and complete. They
buy for cash, sell low; and customers
will always find Mr.. Wampler ready to
wait upon them.
They have also good practical Tin
ner, and will do all kinds of job work
and repairing OIL short notice. DO not
fail to give them call during the Fair
THE NJ. Il. Sabbath School Of this
place will give All Exhibition in the
Court House Oh Thursday and Friday
evenings Of next week. Proceeds to be
used for Sabbath School purposes.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

Sugars, Teas, COHees, Spices, Tobacco,
Fruits .jellics Extracts Starch, (OcOa, Rice
Fish, Eggs, Lard, Butter, Stone.r0re,
Kerosene. Vinegar. Scraps,
AND GROCERIES,,
,n.,u.., x,,.x.s alden. Scott e. CO.'S.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

A FINE assortment Of lampsand lamp
shades. beautiful aud cheapat Schnuck-
erfS.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

NV princinnl hnnd has worked forty years at
the business: hts name IL WIN, II. HAM
MOND, Is good sort OF Il man, ready for any
thing that comes along. My EPEi 7 FHyfl-
Rum will! he found In the FIRGfN BLOCK,
Tipton iowa where win he happy tn smile on
my customers. Come along with your green
backs aud will make YOU happy by present
Ing you with my goods In exchange for them.
Oyl VIM. ii. HAMMOND.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-23

HENRY REIGART,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17

ey ONE Of the newspapers mentions
the case of a gentleman who married u
person on account of the vigorous man
ncr in which she welded q sweeping
brush. Some other persons have mar
ricd for reasons equally extraordinary.
J Judge Hugh breckenridge, Of the SUI
lpremc Court Of Pennsylvania, the witty!
|au,hor of "Modern Chivalry." whilst
riding through WcstmOrland county,
Pennsylvania, saw a young girl who was
going out to milk the cows, place her
hand Oh the top rail Of q fence, and
spring over. eli you can do that again,
Inv girl, l will marry YOU The girl
did 50. The Judge dismounted. saw the
parents of the girl. and told them thai
lie would undertake the education O
Their daughter, and afterwards marry
; lhcr, which was done. !.
The late Colonel q. A., of Pittsburgh
declared that he fell in love with his wifi
, from seeing the hearty manner in whicl
! she was eating ham and eggs at q hotc
2 in Western PENNSYLVANIA which the,
, were both breakfasting. He said to him
: self: "That is the woman for mel
E1- The Pope has summoned Fathe
lHyacinthc 10 Rome. lie sailed on Satul
day.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17

ENLARGEMENT OF II TowN.--.-lt Is
t.lled around that measures will soon
be taken looking to an extension OF tne
corporatc limits Of the town OF Jasper
This certainly ought to be accomplished
Numbers Of citizens living really III the
town and ENJOYING all its benefits are no,
embraced in the corporate limits' aho
the holding Of land in farms right AZ III
edge Of town is retarding It's growth
THIS land should in some measure u
made 10 compensate for the evil Its ow
ners arc working to the town. The tow
should embrace at least o mile squar
within its limits.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17
The Railroad Appropriation.

Mcssrs. Traccwcll & Son. attorneys.
made q motion,o ON Monday. IN u Com
Court, OF behalf of a NUN
Der of citizens OF our county. to have ne
railroad election declared void. On NE
ground Of alleged irregularities N thc
election boards. in refusing to count GER
tain votes. which did not %contsin me
words Against the Railroad Appropri-
bat which it was urged were
cast against il.
Mr.. j. j. McCollistcr. rs attorney ioi
the Railroad Company. resisted the mo,
|tion. and suggested 10 the Board tha'
under section II Of the Railroad law
The Commissioners were authorized e
take no action before their june session
1870.
The question being one Of importanc'
and genera! interest. involving the sun
Iof thirtv-two thousand dollars. was abb,
Iargued pro and con, on Monday after
moon and Tuesday morning.
A majority Of the Board decided no
Ito entertain tho motion. Colonel Mile
'ldisscnting. = Lcavenworth (Crawfor
County, Independent.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17

mr. We have received the ED birth
dav number of the New York Indepcnd-
ept. illustrated. 1t j. truly a mammoth
sheet. with contributions in II from near
~ all the talented disorganizes' oisun'
ionists. and crazy radicals in the country
II a man wants the boiled down essenc.
of pernicious fanaticism. under the lea!
of Beccher. Greeley, John Browns spirit
and all other evil spirits. let him suoscrlo'
for the Independent. $3.50 a year.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17

nrThc Fifteenth Amendment IS
said to have gained a new element OF
strength in that portion of Of the Dem
ocratic party which favors the nomlna-
ton Of Chase for the Presidency in 1877
It is thought the adoption of the amend
mcnt will give great strength 10 Cnase
who is thought to be able to control tn
hulk of the negro vote.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17
Marvellous Chicken Tale.

We learn that a singular ana ve,s
amusing accident happened to IN" ennN-
ems Of . Mrs. Hamilton. near l'or'eis-
vile. Iipton county. Tennessee y lew,
Iaro. lier husband bought q ho'''s W
lhran6y cherries. After eating 'hc rner-
,r;es. HE seeds were thrown o"' Wii..,
I,he chickens ate grcedily.. In a snors
time Mrs.llamilton found that her sn'rh-
ems were all dead. she told an osu NJ
yro woman that she might pieT .hel,'
which she did readily. After picSing o'.
,he feathers she carried the chicAenr
ont and threw them away. NiSn. .a.
on: Mrs. Hamilton was sore,! sIieo,
t n, her loss. sleep soon sweep away w.
troublrs. AT early dawn she was aialui
. ed Mt bearing old chandelier crow"
!, loudly, aud the hens eackiing. 'u"s,
: her surprise when On opening 'he wv
: anl locking out. she saw every h'a "n'
). rooster. Young and old. grave ahn ~
a marching around ryeing each DINER W.
: susuicjon, many OF them entire,y liahe.
a Vile only a few had wing AMI tal. II.
u th.rs. The cherry seed had mace "'''
! dead drunk" MemphiS Appeal
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1869-12-17

MEnnY's MusEUM.-The January NO
Of this excellent children's periodical is
ON our table. and is a splendid number.
A new serial story entitled Battlcs .,
Home, is commenced in this number, and
the proprietor announces that he mas Sc
cured a number of talented contributors
for the incoming year. al 90 per year
Specimen numbers sent gratis. Address
Horace b. Fuller, IA Bromficld st. Bos
ton, Mass.