The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-06-10

II MCAi PAShGAs IL AVAuS alllCst
everything; if i'll packed, next to
nothing.
Nothing so adorus the face as
eheerfulness. When the heart is in
flower, its bloom and beauty pass to
the features.
4 character which combines the
love of enjoyment with the love Of
duty, and the ability to perform it, is
the one whose unfOldings give the
greatest promise of perfection
COOP TEMPER. - Imperturbable
good temper is an efectual means Of
defense against i'll natured sarcasm.
The laugh is never long against the
man who meets ridicule serenely.
The VALUE OF LIFE.-The mere
lapse of years is not life. knowledge,
truth, love, beauty, goodness, faith,
alone can give vitality to the meehan-
ism of existence.
A Low BRED WOMAN.-One who
stays at home, takes care Of her chill
dren, and never NEEDLES with the
business Of her neighbors. Species
almost extinct.
Men may lOiter, but time flies on
the wings of the wind, and all the
great interests Of life are speeding on
with the sure apd silent tread of des-
tiny.
Women charm, as a general thing,
in proportion as they are good. A
plain face with heart behind it is
worth a world of heartless beauty
Men who hive tried both uniformly
agree to this.
The following is a literal copy of a
letter sent to a medical gentleman :
"Cer-Youle oblige me if youle kun
un GENE have a Bad Kould am Hill
in my Throtan Chess and have lost
my Happy Tight"
A ferryman, while plying over a
water which was only slightly agita-
ted, was asked by timid lady in the
boat whether any persons were ever
lost in that river. "Oh no, said
he, eve always fud them the next
day"
A young ''buck" nowadays, is Gu
riously compounded he has a beaver
on his head, a goat ee on his chin,
kids on his hands, doe-skin on his
legs, casts sleeps eyes, ard is looked
upon by his doe ting duck as dear.
what is your notion of the true
physician p asked a medical profes-
sor of a student. To which the lat.
ter replied "He is an unfortunate
gentleman, who is every day called
upon to perform the miracle of rec
oncilirg health with intemperance. "
One thousand years before the
birth Of Christopher Columbus, the
Chinese Year Book says that com
pauy of Buddhist priests entered
America by way Of Alaska, and ex-
amined the whole western coast of
North America.
Some gentleman Of ieisurep has
been reading the Auditors report,
and makes the discovery that the
Kentucky Legislature paid out of the
public Treasury the following sums
for 1868: For red foxes, S9,0S5 so;
for gray foxes, $1,000; for wolves,
s25; for wild cats, 81 ,612. Total,
$50, ,122, 80.
Leibig says: every flrmer who
takes a sack of corn or 4 bushel OF
potsioes to town, ought, like the Chi
nese eoolie, to carry back an equal or
a greater quantity of the mineral con-
stituents of the produce sold, and re
store them to the field from which
they have been taken"
Peter Cartwright, the famous Meth
odist preacher, has been sixty-fve
years in the itinerant service, and
! fifty years a presiding elder. Within
the last two months he has labored
with great success in his district in
Illinois. His wife, to whom he was
married in 1903, still survives.
THE UYAsKED GooD.-The prayer
which Socrates taught bis disciple
Alcibiades deserves a place in the
daily devotions Of every Christian.
"That he should beseeeh the Supreme
God to give him what was good for
binl, though he should not ask it, and
to withhold from him whatever would
be hurtful, though he should be 50
foolish as to pray for it.
A good story is told Of a rustic
youth and buxom girl who sat ia
cling each other at a husking party.
The youth smitten with the charms
Of the beautiful maiden, only ven.
tured a sly look, and now AID then
touching Patty's foot under the ia
bic. Ths girl determined to make
lAc JOubu q press HuSb nc dppb1Ecu
so warmly to feel, bore with these
advances a little while in silence.
when she cried out, "Look here, if
you love me why don't you say so ;
but don't dirty my stOekin's."
A darkey suffering from a severe
attack Of chills, was observed in one
Of the streets Of Louisville. His
teeth we're ehattering like a reaperuu-
der full headway. lie was eating a
watermelon On the eurbstone, and
some one told him that eating it
would give him the ehills. He look
ed up with his mouth half full and a
slice in each hand, and shiyered out :
@Dis is de way tuck de ehills, eatin'
desc things. l got dc chills on me
now, boss and likes watermeIous
beiter'n I does the ehills, kase dar
amt no danger Oh it maxim me shake
Wuzn | duz- III eat dis'n if dies
afore | gets TO the riBes."