The Planters' banner. [volume] (Franklin, Attakapas Co., Lou.) 1849-1872, 1869-07-21

!. Tha, Wsrs all ndl sess ssfs1 GsB sB, Of s,y v'r
The sweeping of the little Alabama i.y4 tLe sea-"
The following new versions of certain
. stanzas i'll two well known hymns are given
since the Boston peace disturbance. The
first is to be sung by adult Radicals, whose
= faithful services to the country have made
their piles, and entitled them to the ccnsiI-
q, Grafton OF United States Marsha.s and roy
/" ernment detectives:
u Ny country. It's Of thee.
And whisky ring
Land where fathers ft
, Land where their children sIir
Land whence long to Tit,
Of thee sing"
! The second is for the rising generation Of
Yankee Sunday school children, and is do
signed to inculcate noble ambition:
!, want to be a statesman
And with the darkies stand.
carpet bag beside me,
And sreenbacks in my hand
Cincinnati Enquirer.
} Long divisional divorce
If you wish to be praised-die.
A Stamp Ac.-Treading on peoples toes.
Words that buIn-Rejectcd oommunica-
tiOns.
I Speak little, speak truth, spend little, pay
cash. i'
Tho end Of wrath is the beginning of re
pentance.
More men are drowned in the bowl than il;
the sea.
Fools arc more to be feared than the
wicked.
| We may live without u father but not
without friend.
We grow old NOR through indolenco than
! through age.
| Leisure is sweet to those who have earned
| it, but burdensomo to those who get it for
nothing.
| Patrick told his sweetheart that he could
not slape for dreaming of her.
Dinner for nothing is preferred TO nothing
for dinner.
To suffer FROM having acted well. is itself
| species Of recompense.
True eloquence consists in saying oil that
is necessary and nothing more.
| Govern your thoughts when alone, and
yonr tongue when in company.
| When is lover justified in calling his
sweetheart honey! When she is bcc-loved.
knot '-s ''0-' --'''' -
> $50 you say that walking sticks came
into use very long ago!'' Not doubt of
; Souib, speaiinss financially, says that IL
u vas the last camels hair for Mrs. S. which
broke his neck.
A Wisconsin couple quarrelled about
, whether there should be salaratus in flap
Jacks, and applied for divorce.
q Men of genius are often dull and heavy in
! society, as tho blazing meteor when it dc
, scends to the earth is ike stone.
"Do make yourselves at home, ladies" J."
said lady one day to her visitors. Il am at
] home, myself, and wish YOU were.''
0 Arrests have been made in Philadelphia for
what has been supposed to be an impossible
crime-overloading street cars.
: 81 60 through my work. as the needle
: said to tho idle boy. :. But not till you
Il hard pushed" said the idle boy to the
needle.a
i An English paper contains this advertise
o ment: IF Samuel Bibo will call or write to
n Samuel Stern, Paradise street, Liverpool, he
d will hear of something to his advantage
It His wife is no more"
A young Wclshman, fitted by the girl of
g his choice, has sent i'll to her q bill of dama-
d COS, in which, perhaps. the most cruel itena
u Is, q To twelve days lost in your company
s. "a. Is. 6d.''
A mans wife is his best lawyer, his best
IS counsel. his best Judge, his best adviser and
Us also the cheapest and most reasonable.
:. The following touching lines are copied
ch from o tomb in a country churcbyard:
ne .. Died when young and full of promise,
j." Of whooping cough, our baby Thomas.
An Enoch Arden case has appeared be
tforo tho New York police courts; only thi
nS Enoch broke Philips head aud carried o.
e;r his wife again.
cat Undor tho head Of 'Casuaf ties, the wy
omjn. Boomerang mentions the union
seven couplag. in that lovely village las
=. "a week. Such d missile ought to return upo
lls, and break its bachelor editors head
hy Uv....... .,.surt,itics--To say after any
lGbiuc that happens, II knew It was going 4
ut, take place"
at' To ask merchant if the article he sell
wn YOU is of tho first quality.
;no To carry ''bricks in your hat aud hatte
@ @,os yourself you can keep them hidden fro,n tll
Nv world.
= To make foolish match, and then ask
friends opinion Of it.
th- To say that you havo no leisure. instea
ms. Of that you have no disposition to improV
de- your mind or to do good
Old Billy w., hard case, was dying. II
i asked for bread. The doctor approaehe
-om the bedside, and in solemn tone remarke'
lies INV dear sir, man cannot live by brca
cry alone" NO" said the old fellow, slight
I'm reyiying, ''ho's bleeged to have few veg
ma tables" The subject was dropped.
A three year old boy Of Pitts6eld cle
gyman, watchipg his mother making biscu
10Y one Sunday for tea. asked her if it was 4
,pal wicked to work on Sunday. Of course s.
ion said it was, and the logical little chap Co
ore tinuod, "Oo'll catch it when 90 get
lky-ih,ayen"'
=. ruminative individual, hearing for
Isret ,Sme the quotation. ''Ali the world
nen st.~a - expresse his lack Of wonder at
sp- c;5snt. ,Neing of daily occurrence among
cen ns.senrer :, as the stage turned over ev
US twenty -four hours.
I'm. some raj i1roads it is customary-to b
an. a lock ON the stove to prevent the pass
, or' oeee from meddlin.e with the FIRE. A c
"A. auctor being asked why they locked
| to stove, replied. that IS was to prevent
Gre from going out"