Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-10-02
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

Il will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
1t cures chronic and iLnammatOTy rheumatism
no matter of how long standing. Il will cure
any and all cases Of d. ptheria, in its most ma
liCnant forms, in one day-wo will warrant it
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
II will cure the ToolhaChe in one minute. 1t
cur pirurisy ard Pneumonia, etectuaIy, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. Il
cures Asthma and BronClitUs when all other
remedies fail. 1t cures Dyspepsia, PalpllatIon
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. II has been used
successfully in several cases Of Paralysis One
or two teagpoonsful will ellectublly cure any
case of Darrhoea or Dysentery. 1t cures ordi.
nary Coughs and Colds in one nghI--aever
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome and
most painful OF ell diseases permanently and
cfTcctuay in Two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try it free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or five application
some Of these were of 20 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, Sprains, Bruises end Fresh
Wounds ifs the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections no matter of how long
DURATION and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases of that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case Of
Scroiula though he has never had an opportuni-
ty'of testing it, save in ole case child years
old winch had been SoreIy afflicted for 3 years
-Four bottles weIo used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Nor us have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are u great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure such az
Collie, Cramps, &c, which wo think 1t Is no
n"cessary TO mention in detail here. In conclu-
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or reComn ending
this celebrated Anodyre Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
arc fully prepared TO provo all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
tina, no family will be without it as soon as its
virtues are known.
n. .. No person must expect one bottle TO
cure case of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years stlndlng-though IN many cases one
bottle will make an CilcctuaI cure-hut continue
the use CT it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
ir- Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
mansnty, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Stanton Vindicaor.
nT Try Omo Bottle Of the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns m the United States to sell this ceehra-
ted Anodync Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Stanton, Va.
July 81, 1869. On
&C.. For sale by Henry Billings, Shep'
heIdsiown