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How the Public Lands are Being Given
Away. Liza.


Nearly one third of the entire public
domain has been made over to the con-
troll Of the railroad companies. The
quantity Of lands conveyed by these
grants says the Commissioner of the
Land Office. lis Of empire extent, ex
ceeding in the aggregate by more than
5,000,0O acres the entire areas of the
six New England States, added to the
surface Of New York, New Jersey Penn
sylvania, Ohio, Delaware, Maryland and
Virginia" He says the grants to the
Pacific railway lines alone are within
about fourth of being twice the united
area Of England. Scotland. Wales, Ire
land. Jersey, Guernsey, the Isle of Man,
and the islands OF the British seas, and
less than the tenth Of being equal to
the French empire proper -a
And yet hundreds of schemes quite as
extensive are before Congress, and
the lobby engaged in pushing them is
larger and more influential than ever be-
fore. ssn .5ssea aal
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How Lost: How Restored

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travagance.
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The celebrated author, in this admirable essay,
clearly demonstrates from thirty years successful
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certain and efectual, by means of which every suf-
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himself cheaply, privately and radicdny.EY IS
rs This Lecture should be in the hands of every
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Josh ON Ola bachelors and Flirts.


Some old bachelors git after a firt,
and can't travel SO fast as she duz, and
then concludes awl the female group are
hard to ketch, and good fur nothing when
they are ketched. as "a 81
A flirt is . rough thing to overhaul un-
less the right dog gets after her, and
then they are the easiest oy awl to ketch,
and often make the very best of wives.
When fiirt really falls in love she is
as powerless as q mown dairy.
Her impudence then charges into
modesty, her cunning into fear. her
spurs into halter. her pruning hook
into q cradle. Is s5sR 81. g
The best way to ketch firt il tew
travel the other way frum which they
are going, or sit down on the ground
and whistle sum lively tune till the flirt
comes round. =
Old bachelors make the hirts, and
then the flirts get more than ever, by
ma king the old bachelors.
A majority of firts git married final
ly, for they have great quantity of the
most dainty titbits of woman's nature,
and alwus hay shrewdness to back up
their sweetness.a Xxx
Flirts don't deal in poetry and water
grewel; they hev got tew hey brains; or
else sumboddy would trade them out Of
til cir capital 1t the fust sweap.a
Disappointed luv must NV course be
all on one side, and this amt any mole
excuse fur being an old bachelor than it
IL fur man to quit all kinds of MANS
oil labor, jist out Of spite, and jine' a
poorhouse bekase he kant lifta tun at
one pop. - ~
An old bachelor will brag about hiz
freedom to you, hiz relief from anxiety,
hiz independence. This il dead beat
past resurrection, fur ove-ybody KIN ows
their amt q more anxious dure than he
il. All hiz dreams are charcoal sketch
es Of boarding school misses; he dres-
ses, greases his hair, paints hiz grizzly
mustache, cultivates bunny and corns,
tew please his captains, the wimmen,
and only Cite isffed at fur his pains.
I tried being an old bachelor till
wuz about twenty years old, and came
very near dieing dozen times. 1 had
more sharp pain in one year than have
had since, put it all in heap 1 wuz in
a lively fever all the, time.
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Goes COUGH BILsiM 7

This long tried and popular Remedy is again call
ed to the attention of the public. As often the
year rolls around, the proprietors annually make
their bow to the people; and remind them that
amongst the many things required for the health,
comfort and sustenance of the faly through the
tongand tedious months of winter, Coes Cough Bal
sam should not be forgotten. For years it has been
a household medicine and mothers anxions for the
safety of their chilsren and all who suffer Fl any
disease of the throat, chest and lungs, cannot at
ford to be without it, In addition to the ordinary
four ounce so long in the market, we now furnish
our mammoth family eize bottles whch will, in COM
with the other size, be found at all Drug Stores
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A GREAT BLESSING.

from Rev. L. F.. Ward, Avon, Lorain Co., o.
Messrs Strong d Armstrong, Druggists, Css' land:
that my wife has derived great benefit from the usa
of Goes Dyspepsia Cure. She has been for num-
Der of years greatly troubled with Dyspepsia, ac-
companied with violent paro xism of constipation
which so Frustrated her that she was all the while
for months unable to do anything. She took, al
your instance, Goes Dyspepsia Cure, and has de-
rived GREAT BENEFIT FROM 1T, and is now com.
paratively we'll. She regards this medicine as a
great blessing. Truly yours,
Jan. 18th, 1858. Il. f. WARD.
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josh billings ON strawberrys.

2 =
The strawberry IL one NV natur's sweet
pets. She makes them worth fifty cents,
the furst she makes, and never allows
them tew be sold at mean price.
The cutler NV the strawberry liz like
the sitting sun under thin cloud, with
delicate dash Nv the rain DO in it; its
fragrance il like the breath NV baby
when it furst begins tew eat wintergreen
lozzingers; its flavor is like the negtar
which an yold fashioned goddess used
tew leave in the bottom of the tumbler,
when Jupiter stood treat on mount ida.
There il many breeds ov this deliteful
vegetable, but not mean one in the
hui lot. = - 4. s-sA-- A@a5Aa2@4
think I hev stole them, lying around
loos, without any pedigree, in somebo-
dy's tall grass when l wuz a lazy school
boy that eat dredful easy, without any
white sugar on them, and even bug
occasionally mixed with 'em in the hnr-l
ry ov the moment Chcrrys is good, but
they are tew much like suckin' marble
with handle tew It, Peaches is good,
if u don't git emmy ov the pin feathers
intew yure lips. NTa.sermellons will
suite emmy boldly that il satisfied with
half-sweetened drink; but the .man who
ken eat strawberrys, besprinkled with
crushed sugar and despatched with
kream (at sumboddy else's expense).
and not lay hiz hand on hiz stummuk,
and thank the author ov strawberrys and
stummucks, and the phellow who pays
fur the strawberrys, il man with a,
worn out. conscience man whose
mouth tastes like hole in the ground,
and don't care what goes down it.
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The editor Of the Petersburg (va.,) Express, hav-
ing been reproved By an exchange for being mulish
in politicsn nstters, replies "The fact is, when our
own notions ass opposed, We are all pretty much like
the Confederate teamster heard during the war.
having itp6 dspeopSjy with he whip, and excaim-
NJ - ~ >n0N-a Jon, Ynsoms mule, too.'"
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DRUGGISTS.

Any druggist in the country will tell you, if you
take the trouble to enqure that every one that buys
abottle of Goes Dyspepsia Cure from them, speaks
in the unqualified praise OF its great medicinal
virtues. -S @. &
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VUyHIS is to give notice that on the gath day Of
Il April, A. D. 1919, Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued against the estate of Thomas ,gda'e.
of Richmond in the County Of Wayne, and State Of
Ind lana, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt, his
own petition: That the payment Of any debts and
delivery OF any property belonging to such Bank
rupt to him. or his use and the transfer of any
property by him is forbidden by law; that meeting
of the creditors of the said Bankrupt to prove their
debts and choose Assgnees of his estate,
will be holden at Court of Bankruptcy to be holden
at the Office Of John w. Ray, 241z East Washington
Street. indianapolis, the 18th day Of June, A. d.
1859, at o'clock, A. N.
E.fas ne5 Is wra i BEN. J. SPOONER,
Ss u, q. s. Marshal, District of Indiana.
12.2t. MESSENGER.
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WHOOPING COUGH.

The testimony OF all who have used it for this ter
rbe disease during the last ten years. Isl that it in
variably relieves and cures it.
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SORE THROAT.

Keep your throat wet with the Balsam-taking
little and often-and you will very soon find relief.
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HARD coLDsAND COUGHS

Yield once to steady use of this great remedy
II will succeed in giving relief where all other
remedies have failed.
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disease. cold settles sornewhe.s IN u ooay and OBJ
s.usts is natur; Junction. nc.
react upon themselves ana tne suiro1ooing oga1s ~
duess e:oera .ggrav.tlon, ne ing sn1
take Ayers Pills how directly they restore the
natural action Of the system and with u tne Dooyans
hi. tryiaI and common complaint Is aiss erss in many
despseased and dangerous distempers The .sns
sons snS sRsss q the Of
body they are rapidly ana o. th i ., ths
Pills win neglect to employ them when suffering nom
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-. 80. 20. M ,esa
<so" Fr'ca1d.n0 AFead"s q =. Ao''' re-. , 49,, :.
xrsst Is medcine. they have cured ny little daughter
Of uIcerous upon hands thas bad proved
ousiy aic1sd With botches and pimpl her ein and
in boz hair Amer child "a. cured he also tried
W.. >'''' -. - ASA MORGRIDGR
A q Family Physic.
? - F%om Dr. + ". o1yssrieak, Ness Orleans.
Your Pills arc the prince q puses. Their excellent
mild but yery certa and ectuai in their action
bows which makes them Invaluable to Us in the daily
u..a..n.. ss.nu..s.c s&ou,.ah.
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nave eed With vour Pis better tan TO ain of -
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dence enecual cathatic in daily contest with
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pr.ssrso. Pa. NAV 1. 1855.
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10''' WIN great respect Clerk ei san n1e csa1s
Bilious Dhsorders-Liver Complaints
~ From D.. Theodore Ben. Of Ns,0 York CITY,
Not onlv are your Pills admirably adapted to their pu
pose - an aperient but beneficial upoa
tho Liver very marked indeed They have IN my prac-
tce proved more enectua! ioE t0e cur o9 ssnces c
Ys tnsn any one remedy can menaOn ;. s,Iee.sy
thy tn eonhdsnce OF the profession aud the people.
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E7. 40 ohssinae th.t II did not readily yield "a
Fnysician Of ne Iarias Hospial
nv..nA.rv. Ds.rrA~.. ReI.x. worms.
Rom D.. y G. 0I,en, Of Chioaao. -.
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makes uetn se5y sIeePsApae saiA AA s'e ~
u "oaaen aiiu e"l"' On.
b. Dyspepsia, Impurity OF the Blood. -
From Req. J. y HINES, Rssov ef Advent Church, Boston,
DR. AYEa: used your Pills with extraordinary
In Distress To regulate the organs OF digestion ana
purify the oiood iney are me vefy Dsss n.s
NV f,;nds "n1 S~A so1'y Yoars u. y. HINES
NY "''D1' Ae1s-s =. :. --1D--4'
DEAR SIR am using your Cathartic Pills my pfae-
ans a1 naa an pr Sc
JOHN G. xEAcHAM' NJ D.
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Goes Dyspepsia Cure

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CLERGYNEN.

The Rev. ISAAC AIKEN, of Allegheny, testfes that
it has cured him, after all other remedies had failed
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PILLS.

- : = "a - - =
Are you sick, feeble, and
complainingf Are you out a
oc6er, WI ~ 10sesD ~
r1ngcl, ann yous 1sasn0 M
comfortablei These symp.
toms are ogluu H. prsaadD =
serious illness. Some at Il
sickness = cyeepisg upon 90,
and should be sysrted By .
timely use OF tho right rsnn-
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cleanse out the disordered hu-
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let the fluids move on unob-
structed In health again.
They stimulate the functions
Of tho body into vigorous ae.
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tho oh9trucfions which make
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FOR GROUP,

The Basam win be found invaluable, and may al
ways be relied upon in the most extreme cases.
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A man in Clinton, Iowa, telegraphs to
the sheriff of Lee county, Ill, AS follows:
ARREST Charles p. W., clipping with my
wife. Owes me one hundred dollars
II he pays, let him 60 ~
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Bilious Dis0rders-Liver Complaintss
From D.. Theodore Ben, Of Ne0 Fork City.
Not only your Pills admirably adapted to their pun
pose apeEent but find their beneficial effects upoa
tho Liver very marked indeed They have in my prac
tice proved eHectual for the of bilioHs
p,aisks than any remedy mention. sincerely
rejoice that have at length purgafive which b Wor
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SIN: have used your Pills in my general and hnspta
actice since You made them and cannot hesitate
say they cathartic employ. Their regu
laiing the liver Is quick and decided
Quently they admirable remedy for derangement
Of that organ. Indeed, / have seldom found q
bilious sease obstinate that it did not readily yield
them. EratcrnilIy yours, ALONz0 BALL. D. D,
F7hysician of The Aarins Hospito1
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1869-12-02
THE NATIONAL board or TRADE
fCor.lnusi from secOsd P,r,.I


When Gen. Walbridge had concluded his address the
Board took recess On reassembDg this afternoon,
resolution was adopted limiting speeches to ten minutes
and daily sessions from 10 o'clock TO o'clock were fixed
upon. Permission given 10 the Boards OF TRADE OF
Toledo Ohio and Pittsburgh, PENN aud the Merchants
ycba1ge OF Peoria Illinois TO Withdraw from connection
with the National Board The business proStaine wa
then commenced. The consideration OF tho first four
propositions postponed. - -,
Proposition fifth, being the uniform measurement OF
grain, taken up and resolution was hGOpeI that
Inc number Of pounds 20 constitute bushel should DO
uniform all the States 50 long as bushels are USED III
trade that the GENITAL system should be adopted In trans
ferrlng all commodities usually sold by the busheI ana
that measurement by bulk should be abolished.
The sixth proposition was, Tares ana bhOrtweight
mendng local boards 10 adopt rule that taTes sha p
the actual weight OF the package at the time OF safe III al
transactions; and insist full weight or measure III
articles purporting be OF certain fixed standard but
which sold by parcel or package . 1900.
In the seventh proposition Uniformity In eIecut
ing conveyance OF land On this proposition commit
tee was appointed TO prepare and reccOmmend 70 an
state Legislatures statute to be adopted for the form
and general requisites OF cOnyeyances OF land
The eighth proposition was Uniform Practice In tho
limited States District Courts. committee was ap-
sOnted TO prepare statute TO be urged for use In all
tte district courts the collection OF debts where the
parties reside In different States.
The ninth proposition was for Local Trade Licenses
resolution was adopted that the Executive council shall
recommt to the different State Legislatures the repeal OF
ali license laws discriminating against nonresident trad
opponents taking the ground that IL effort OF the
large cities of the East TO do all the business for the
smaller cities OF the West and South without paying
tax thereon Its friends claimed that It was IN keeping
with the spirit OF the TO which these local license
laws opposed and that II was the result OF an en-
nghtened commercial sentiment Domestic free trade 10
10 come and might well be accepted now Inc resOu.
ton favored by Messrs Opdyke and Chittenden OF
Messrs Gano OF Cincinnati Dore OF Chicago, and Hase
OF Charleston s. C. 1t was adoped-4l 10 L. Adjourned.
The Board got through nearly half the business OF It's
programme to-day. The citizens will give ball In their
honor Friday night An excursion TO CITY Point ana
returning by way Of Petersburg viii take place at the
and NJ the week.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1869-12-02
sTABBING ARRAY IN BROOKLYN.

At IN early hour last evening Dennis Burns
entered the Westinghouse. StationHouse, Brooklyn,
bleeding II terribly wounded in several parts OF the
body and made the following statements 81 work for
the Webster sllverPlatlng Manufacturing Company In
Frontst., between Adams and Pearlsts. My wife and
slsterinaw work there also and for several days past
they have been nsulted by employee named John Nc
Gee who resides in New-YOrk. left the factory this
evening at "a O'clock and waited for McGee on the side
walk. asked him to explain his conduct when he re-
Piled IN give you explanation and Immediately
fired three pistoshot wounding me In the right foot,
left side, left arm, aud chin; 1 struck him;
crowd collected, and he escaped. ran
I'D homo TO the corner OF Washington
and Nassau-sts and then came 20 the Station House."
While In the Station House Burns tainted several times
owing to loss OF blood and the wound in his left side
did not bleed 10 feared that he was suffering from
internal hemmorhage. There was large triangular
wound his right foot but none OF the wounds seemed
there had been no shooting whatever ana that burns
must have taken for granted In the excitement that he
had been shot At all events when the wound In as LETT
aide prObed hard substance SUCH as bullet could
be- discovered. IL turned out upon inquiry that
there had been pretty general fight on the street. IN
which 1--WE persons where engaged McCee at hrs
getting the worst OF IT, Daniel Martin, a nephew OF
Burns who sided with his uncle got pretty severe STAB
in the thigh. He to the hospital for treatment
After a thorough examination OF his wounds Burns was
sent the City Hospital, where IL thought by the
surgeons In attendance that the wounds would probably
prOye fatal Officer Mcconnell OF the FOrtysecond Pre-
cinct who duty near the place where the hght
took place, says that no pistol was nreo WnaeVe that
when he tie crowd he went up and asked what was
the matter; that MCGEE went back 10 the Iact0rynrst
however SAYING that he had been attacked by two or
three men named Daniel Martin, John Paterson and
John Dunn, and that he would get warrant out for
them I'm the morning He afterward seen going on
the boat Fulton Ferry with his face much sweed and
his eye black He told officer Kane at that post that he
had been licked" badly by some fellows up at the FAC
tory but he would get square with them Detectives
were In search Of McGee at late hour last night.