, 1869-11-16
CHEAP MATRIM oNY.
A Rustic Pair Disgusted with Chicago
Justice Fees,

Sapesvinc. Du Psge County, u remarkable for
mud, for tig brewery, and fo1 August Nlmucl-
belner. especially tor Mr.. nimuneAhe4mef aad hls
uupznrounccaole narne+ Nj. utmmehcinaet ID =
mau. ueis well but1t and furnlshed with atl
modern Improvements lie shas Lead. Dy tho
WY, would he not LOOK very queer with
out It: That head Wal furn!sted with .
nose. Hla uoae wea In front Ct the
neEsf seen = nose. might tinag,ne. fEas good
losykuE nose, though pot OF any Special asa e.
cent 10 ameif with, 70 hsya tno cs,as7n IN. AND 70
blow once and willis. IN hls head was duta
i sonetls,es c4!led uoath- between The mouth
mud the nose va sor1 o. she's brush, s1y!ed
u,ustaeae- Th-n there was eh!a aad forehead
froytJ night Tho ixtter wete eyes, and we're used
pJ Au9n.t for sealing .lth, Tor ~iaking 1t the
Apenst was given to wtnklp9 It Tho g1rtx A.
lie used to wtpk II Sophia Meyer. Sophia was
head- 6ae rad no beatd, aa4 did not ecaoks. She
lived y Vacation On the opposite AIDE Q! On Fage
NOV, there is deadly 1eud betxeen Sspesvl,c
snd Wheator, snt there u 10 pehce between
fnperx fl]ains nud NhcatonFi iiatuA Each wAnt4
10 oTn ne Coans3 ~. 10 s ossss snss a. whsn ss.se
mopopoty OF the Entertainment There has long
been tac!t understanding between the toTus
their respective tnhahltanss. There snould he no
coz nnuolcaIiou between The hons Of Saperr1le
| md the daughters Of Wheaton on pain OF excuse
EaNsAcA.ton trom the society ot tho place 70 which
Uus there are exception. to all rules. August
abu sophia, belug human and liable 70 err leu 10
| love, 1hcifs xns no common passion. August
4sote by glass Of beer stat he would uaf7y 50.
| phla OF burst A Trend adrised him not to o1fSt
pucs eas 70 aass as a1eoaa, @ e e.:
a meeting waa held BIZ moonlight alone, On the
| f,#d, mi way between the two towns There. n
~ ,o..s ~ cum tasi ms growing ii n<ld nsar by.
that he would na1tJ Sophia, even II he snoete1
cxcopmuntcaslcD aiteE nttt Sophia fell iato b:
manly s1ma and vowed by the moon snd tue tnue
on thc road thai abe Wonld be his wlft At shof1
otice, II was sestied then aud she1e, and Tor
ever
.Thete wu An apparently insn1nountable oasta
Gle in the way. No !aAuct or clergyman In eithe
to.n would sRree to unite the loving pnf ~ wed
loot. because theI belonged to tho different town.
nSo aud ! balt dollars. with thst be proposed Z
sophla to make ptig1imsso % Chicago. q
agreed 10 meet yesterday usorutng, and according
: u tbeS met. ald came 70 he city.
e. .soss nsa safa s 81
> They we're reconnended bJ a CITY friend twho ~
ecmpauted thenl TO gentleman who Keeps
senL He bound theln wtth ths n0seen shhssie. =
! and they were nan md wife. Tne 1usttce Slaae
i The lsoy, Nlc gallant Juatee that he
i The5 were ::ee:.1at 10 leave ~ , naxs*sesa -
plsfns mss1iaSs eoss Saen noaey, a. ana that !, v, VI
the lo% eat he could possibly take for the 3oh.
they did not wapt to pay Tint amount, he .Vou!
!. unto them IN ten mtnu<eA That weA al11nin
{ Rather than that, Sophia said ahe would pawn b.
d shawl Aug1tt .ouid not listen 70 the sacEinc
b Rs n ns @sssd e Res7 ss ss ~ %fs
n etough, doxn town, locking for policema
!, That ~as nhat they wanted. lie could give the
u | TedtesA
}: A1rIysrg At The corner OF Randolph aid Ga
stfeeta the Trio nRlte1 for the city Gasp happent
I: uewly-uade husband gathered his buxom bnt
y under bis arlD. n hen Eathereth her chiekes
q undeF her wings, and they both were conduct
Y 10 tne&preae1ce Of the of1c;Al The city ca,
8 openea up lhe stoEy; He wanted a wanant
.. claimed, had srtndled bis countks coa1u.
II !. Vas do 5ou ttnk, p he said, I" dat Godfetbtmu
= sxhtndler charge tue!n f1enud thri Dollar I
= uakltE THIS wo1,an hla VsnEW
! The policeman TIED to a9aufe the exalted re
!. fect right to make such charge II he Haw ~. a.
ans1sen Them, as the beat thing tnat they c3nld
: to let the q alter drop.
Il Hlu u,elhetu.er paused few moment, after Il
= statement, TO ID press his fpa on the 1ortd brt
~ Of hn blooming wife, the making Of whose De
y hts resh Ind cost him three onr dollar greenoacl
: and tost before turning to moyo a"ay, leDaSke
{. "fe1l. tuppos6 das be all Flcnt- MILO connF
II fteupds told ne DAT would get shwtnaled
J | Chicago. They all told me that Cnlcsgo Was o
q good place to 70 for divorces dat would z
I, dose things here cheaper than anywhere ]
- Anes this parting volley. the trio Uovcd on
tie direction Of the nearest la:es beer taoon,
10 {uftic hQtbaud still f0rdlY claEplng his yruw,
70 ~ ackiDr hts lips In view Of The deectab!e la{
10 that wAs 6oon to pour lovingly down thelf 1os
: their lste,y welded. and NOW hafnontooE hsoa