Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1869-04-02

The SECRET OF YouTu.-Thoro arc wo.
men who cannot grow old women, who with
out any special effort, remain always young,
always Attractive. Their number is smaller
than it should be, but the is a sufficient num-
Der to mark the wide difference between this
class and the other. The secret of this pcr-
pctual youth lies not in beauty, for some wo-
men possess it who are not ct oil handsome F;
nor in dress, for they arc frequently careless
in that respect, 80 far as the mere arbitrary
dictates of fashion arc concerned nor in
having nothing to do, for these ~vcr-young
women arc always as busy as bees, aud it is
worry woll known that idlcness will fret people
into old ago and ugliness quicker than over.
work. Tho charm, we imagine, lies in the
sunny 'tcmplo-neithcr more nor lcss-tho
blessed gift always looking on the bright sido
Of life, and Of stretching the mantle of charity
over overybody's faults and failings. 1t is not
much of o secret, but it is all that we have
seen, and we have watched such with great
interest, and a determination to report truth
fully for tho benefit of the sox. 1t is very
provoking that it is something which cannot
BIO corkcd up and sold for fifty cents o bottle.
But this is impossible, and is WIN the most
Of us will have to keep on growing old and
ugly and disagrccablc as usual.
f.. i A NfEQ ID ADpnN yur.toc IN d oo11orIt, NTook1,
ly: eff you look into the carly life of truly
hclpfal men, those who make life castor and
nobler to those who como after them, you will
almost invariably find that they lived purely
in the days of their youth. In carly life, the
brain, though Astounding in yigor, is sensitive
and worry susceptible to injury-and this to
such a degree that a comparatively brief and
moderate indulgence in vicious pleasures ap.
pears to lower the tone aud impair both the
d%elicacy and efficiency of the brain for life.
This is not preaching, boys-it is simply tho
truth of science"
"Going to bed is a good institution got
ting up is thunder, and we are down on the
man that invented it. 1t is said to be healthy
to "risc with the lark" if you have not boon
on a "lark' the night before, whom it. amt
healthy. 1t is said, too, "the carly bird
catches the worm," but you don't want any
worms-they amt healthy. So you need not
hurry about getting up"
On tho Philadelphia and Baltimore rail
road an old gent goton at Chester, bound south,
without a ticket. Conductor came along as
usual, and called for his fare. "What is the
fare 2" said the old gent. "Whcre arc you
going ?" asked tho conductor. "To ILL.,"
replied the old gent, angrily. "Thon," said
tho conductor, "givc me twenty-five cents,
and get off at Wilmington"
FALSE HA1R.-The Bishop of Now Jersey,
It is said, has given notice that he will refuse
at confirmation to lay his hands upon the
piles of false hair and chignons which dis.
figure the heads Of SO many young ladies
seeking admission to tho church and com.
munion. The laying on Of sacred hands at
the alter upon SO much rubbish gathered
from the four corners of the earth, instead of
the genuine natural hair or head, is deemed
IN offence to the law and gospel of the church.
A LOVER who was sighted by the ladies,
very modcstly asked one if sho would let him
spend the cycning With her.
"No," she angrily replied, "that I won't"
"You ncedn'tb SO fussy about it" replied
ho, 81 didn't mean this evening, but some
stormy one, when | can't so anywhere olse."
A pnULT1cE of onions, applied morning,
noon and night, for three days will cure q
felon. No LANDING is necessary.
"MY DEAR" said a rural wife to her hus.
band, on his return from town, "what was
tho sweetest thing you saw in bonnets in the
CITY Z" "The ladies' faces, my lovo."
MARRIAGE makes q man and woman one .
but the trouble is to tell which Of them is tho
one.
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