Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-12-13
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UsRKDEuNApLr bouds-Vagabonds.
The scene Of Observation-Disclosures.
CLERICAL loans-Lsnt sermons.

UsRKDEuNApLR bouds-Vagabonds.
The scene Of Observation-Disclosures.
CLERICAL loans-Lsnt sermons.
WAY are Jokes like nuts? Because
the dryer they are the better they crack.
CONNECTICUT has raised a pumpkin
that furnished material for two hundred
pics.
A YOUNG lady school teacher from ILL
nois is teaching tho young idea in
Sitka.
THERE are to be ten executions for
murder in tho United States during
December.
The Canndih press contcmptuou,ly
calls Winnipsg-dom tho Hslf-breOd
Republic"
Two colored men have been appointed
justices Of the peace in Cumberland
County, Virginia. Il.
Why DO young ladies whiten their
faces? Because they think the powder
will make them go OF.
Sous lawyers resemble folks who can
sleep in any position; tits immatsrisl
on which side they lie.
Six British detectives arc said to be
prowling about New York reporting tho
departure of suspected Feuians for Ire.
land.
The French Ambassador at St. Peters
burg receives SEQ, 900 a year and the enc
at Washington about Il fonrth Of that
sum.
The famous gold spike, laurel tic and
silver hammer of the Pacific Railway
are to be sent to the Atlantic States for
exhibition.
"JAKE, leud me ten dollers till I sell
my dorg?:" Jake replied soolhingly and
alphabetically: 80, Jim! l wouldn't
sell him."
AN Hibsrnisn Senator, speaking OF
suicide, said "The only way to stop it
is to mako it a capital %ofrsn,e, puni,ha.
Glc piM death"
A TRxAs paper says that General
Hamilton has not besn drunk but once
in the last ten years neither has he
been sober but once during that time.
tbs proprietor of q Boston bono mill
advertisss that "persons sending their
own bones to be ground will be attend
cd to with punctuality and dispatch"
"Is your master ut homer" "No,
sir, he is out" Mistress at homer
No sir, she is out" "Then I'll step in
and sit by the fire." "That's out too"
PORTLAND people are complaining
about tho high price Of bread. The
bakers there it is said have not yet ascer.
tanned that the price Of lowerha, fallen
An economical old gentleman of rs
was recently buried 10 Connecticut, in
the same suit of clothes which he had
worn at tho wedding, Of his four wives.
CHICAGO has n little girl who obtains n
livelihood by begging, popular sympa.
thy being excited by her exposing a
hand containing five fingers nd three
thumbs.
The New York World says :-Psre
Hyacinthc and Henry Ward Beecher
held a most amicable Interview OF Thurs
day, neither understanding n word the
other said"
A WOMAN who never owned d Bible
supposed she was quoting it when she
greeted her son, who came home to
keep Thanksgiving, in the following
words: "Here comes the fattsd calf"
READER, when at your hotel, call fol
the dish on the bill of fare: "Filet dc
boeuf ct pommes de ;erre hachis a
rHibernais," and you will got hash Of
the kind known to the unlcarned as
"Irish stew"
AN English journal considers thai
there are only two persons in the United
States who have not communicated tbcil
views on the Byron question to the
newspapers, and they are citizens o.
Cape Cod who vent OF macksrsl fishing
ten weeks ago and have not returned
A STORY IL told of a young LADY
teacher at q Sunday School who, a few
Sundays ago, asked q yougstsr wha'
WAS matrimony. He mistook the ques
ton for purgatory and promptly an
swsrcd: IA place or state Of punish
nent in this life where souls suffer for Q
short time before they go to heaven"