Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-01-09
DIR. French's
AN0DYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

II will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
1t cures chronic and i lammatory Rheumatism
no m after of how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of ID plheria, in It's most ma
lgnant forms, in one day.we will warrant 1t
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Toothache in one minute. 1t
cur ?l, uisy ard Pneumonia, elIectualy, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. Il
cures Asthma and Bronct titus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitaton
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remety in the world. II has been used
successfully m several cases of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsfui will etfectually cure any
case Of Diarrhoea or Dysentery. II cures ord
nary Coughs and Colds in one ngh,-never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome and
most painful of all diseases permanently and
efectually il two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try ii free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or FIVE applications
some Of these were of 20 and 20 years stand.
ing. We have treated many cases of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, Sprsins, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter of how long
duration, and is the only remedy invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case Of
Scrofula, though be has never had an opportuni-
ty OF testing it, save in o. case, child years
old, which had been Sorey afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Gases of
Cholera Mor,us have been treated successfully
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Colo, Cramps, &C., which we think 1t is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood tina! we
have refrainel from saying or recommending
this celebrated Anodyue Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without il as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. b. No person must expect one bottle to
cure a case Of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years s,anding-though IN many cases one
bottle will make an etiectual cure-but continue
the use Of 1t until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
Co Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manen!ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Stanton Yindicator.
rr Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States 10 sell lhis celehra-
ted ArUdyne Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton. Va.
January 2, 1869. 6m