The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-03-27
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allow IL % remain in the glass
The ;ieaSantcst huSbnudry il the destroying Of
weel--wiiJw' : weeds.
We always respect old age. except when stuc<
with pair Of tough chickens
\ stupid exquisite, ut n wedding. wished the
bride - many happy returns Of the OCCASION
What word OF five letters will contain only one
after two have been taken? Stone
Prentice s1ys that man was the consideration
at the creation. Woman was only side issue :
Calumny Is like the cinders flying from 4 large
FIRE which quickly 90 out If YOU DO not blow
them.
Ii j. said that the census embraces seventeen
million women Who wouldn't DC n census?
Wicked men stumble over stravs in the way
o. heaven, but climb over hills in the way To de
structiOn.
In rcpIv % n young writer who wishes to know
which ua saziue viii give me the highest posi-
ton quickest, n contemT0r 0rary advises - u pow
der magazine, IT you contribute fiery article -
Pleasure il ! shadow, wealth i vanity. and
power j. pageant. bat knowledge J. ecsrItic in
enjoyment. perennial m fame, unlimitcs. in space
AMI infinite IN duration
\ beaten politician remarked, ~ the reason for
hls defeat IN q debate. that his opponent happened
o. state Just the only thing which nc was not
Urrrnrgd % meet =. What was that2' inquired
a friend. The truth was the reply.
more women in the world than men, replied, - II
J. in cIuiJrmity with the other arrangements Of
nature. Ngda1n-wc always see more Of heaven
than earth
trauscendeutaI preacher took for his text.
% Feel nv lambs - y plain farmer vcrvsquietIv
remarked % him on coming out of the church.
~ very good text. sir; but You should take
care nos O. pat the hay - high IN tire rack that
the laIab- can't reach It?''
Wf-uou.-Scvcr be ashamed Of c0nle--ing Your
iynnraucc. for the wi-c-t nan on earth J. isnO-
rInt of many things. insomuch that what he
knows j. mere nothing in comparison with what
hs does not know. There cannot be- greater
Euy in the world tlnn 10 supP1-c know
everything.
\ shoemaker w1- the other day fitting Gus
toner with pair of boots, when the buyer oh
served that b.. had but ono objection 20 them,
Which was that the -oics were a little thick.
II that j. all put ON the b'Ots- and the Obec-
tim wi,l srIlually wear away" replied the shoe
maker.
\ Mississippi editor having given notice that
b. w1uIi inform. free Of charge, cnterpri-ing
ylun. men hJvg O. make fortune without capt.
I'll. rrrIi- t0 -eTc-ul anxious inquiries. - Every
one of yaI pail OF ypur c1at-. leave OF yOur
army sizes, quit whisky. q % work, make 4
crop " corn, el--1H. pe.t-, and potatoes. House
them up: then marry an enterprising girl
\ father with handsome sou and plain
daughter gave them BIZ good advice. q. I would
have you box in thi- glass every day; YOU. my
SON. that vIu nav be reminded never % dishJuJr
the beauty or yJdr actions and you ms daughter.
that YOU may take o. hide the defect OF your
beauty IN y1Ir person by the superior lustre Of
your yirtGous and auiab.e conduct.
Henry WarI Tss.cher says that the best time
or family prayer i immeliately after supper;
or then the ca!iIreu viii BE- met likely % De
quiet. and feel that they have something % be
thankful flr. NJ one VIII De hungry; NJ one
gfr.
viii be Eiyen . Devotion, it will be at those
times
It + q great advln;acc % keep quiet. grace
fIIIv anil naturally. Sel.-clur-J b the best cvi-
deucc of % cultivated intellect and a clear con
science f- s. n great pleasure o. meet those
who wisely listen aad obscrve-who review what
j. -lid without prejudice, anil with or without
ulgiee commit 10 errors. NJthias i 80 difhcult
o ot1-u1tLiuz SD rarely done.
..Dlc-lr.-- s-iI an old lady the other dav %
her family phy-i.i1u. d. Kiu you tell hJgg il J.
that some t1lS- are born dumb %. Why. hem
o.r-aiu.y. m1Ilm," replied the dDcJJrs IL j.
owing g. the tact that JLey came into the world
without tTe power OF -rccrh.'' 80 In. me- re-
market che oid lady. jc-t sec what it j. q have
pbv-ir eliea-ilu. I've axel my old man more
mr. u hundred times that ar -tne thing. and all
cJubi get out cf him Wa, k.l-e they =. ''
Il j. related Of certain minister of Maine,
wa1 wa- u1Jcl for BIZ long sermons. with many
divisions. tlat one day. when BE- Wa advancing
among the d. reea-. and had Through by wsIrie'I
hl- he1rer4. b. reached nc length kind Of ret
ia--ILss iH tle ii-e1ur-e. wieu- pau-ius o. take
lfrlrl. lUt boxing ab1g5 over biz aglisuee, be-
a-tei rUc gue-riJr. -. And what snail j -ay
wo-ct s voice from the cJugre1 1atiDn, more
suggestive tl1a ressreut- earnestly Ee-IDnied.
~ amen
lHs u s-s Of ADgEEsr rrY.-IDu wear out ypur
e.fle9- Ilu are MT trJ.LI-l with visitor.
i'u age es4uersltad from making csll-. Blre-
% ne tIsaer ylu- Ttz-=ltherer- hurry II-t
g.lr d.Dr. NJ one think of Ire-eutiuS son
With a Jest.m1uitl. lnpo-,,r- know il j. Of NJ
u-' . Try o bleed yyu- You practice temper
1nce- l1a swallow infinitely l=-s poison tian
Y.nar'- tia'terrr- D. MT shoot their rubJ.-h in
f." l"nr e1f.. You are savei many irl5, many
q .frrl1u. many iaatilcl-. And Lastly. If
s'H t1se true irienI iu t.c wJrd, y1u are
'''a' D." s'ry short -Iocs Df time. % know IT,