The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-04-18
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"n1n tba Thermometer falls, how often
WIZ ryerace does it break
Oh a. IA style of grain elevators-the ex-
ats of corn and rye.
poout;fuls extract-a young laay JUST
,i"ad ont of o mud hole.
ho,p Observation-Disclosures a rose by any other
Would smell as 9wheat."
name tongne is commonly compelled to
- more soft soap than the hands.
u'o -, = q front like when it lie lying on
ma ,athf Like fish out OF water.
i aiaaa gardener, maker of artificial
s,ars for ladies' hair. g. ~ soe
200, winds up his clock to make II run,
ID his business 10 make 1e STOP.
An. .ao,a, glass to which ladies are addict
c.,ods. like the heads of ladies, need
,,ood deal of dressing.
= e Th time to clipch an afgnment-When
4ha a, attention of your audience Is riyeted.
,,,;ser crows rich by seeming poori an
u.naragant man grows poor by seeming
rich.
when ia an enemy's encampment most
~ 70 burn we'll? When the tents are
pitched.
Man may be worm, but glance at the
,oadr, nr9ves that he is not the worm
that never dies.
&C. rrov;ncial papeys are of the opinion
~ 4ia Ten Commandments have q hard
time of it in the city of New York.
There is an artist in this city who draws
,ron5erfnlly well, but it is principally corks
from Bourbon bottles.
man never feels more like fool, nor
,oots like a pair of them, than when he
wants to sneeze ana cant
plutarch being asked why he resided in
his native city, so obscure and 30 little, L
a stav y said he, "lest it should grow less"
A French doctor has discovered that a
,rasn sting will cure rheumatism. Now
what will cure the stingf
DWELL. wife, you can't say ever con-
TRACKED lad habits" }" No, sir; You gen.
orally expanded them"
II has been ascertained that some ladies
nse naint as fiddlers use rosin--to aid them
in drawing bow.
Tom Moore, who derived his pedigree
from Noah, explained il in this manner
"Noah had three sons, Shem, Ham ana one
more.n
A correspondent thinks that one of the
most Surprising feats of the last admins
tration was getting Mudd ont OF the Dry
TOrtugas.
Talk of female extravaganza! In a shop
window in the Rue Richelieu, Paris, mems
shirts are exhibited and icketed at three
thousand francs dozen. --
A lady dressed in the latest style was re-
Gently observed in our streets endeavorine
: to walk perfectly upright. She attracted 9
good deal of attention.
Josh Billings says, "I am violently OPP
posed tew ardent speerits rs bevridge
but for manufacturer purposes think
leetle of it tastes good"
1t is general remark that all classes o.
persons are ever ready to give their opin.
ions. The lawyers must be excepted-they
sell theirs.
London merchant recently advertised
for clerk who could bear confinement
He received an answer from one who haC
been upwards of seven years in jail. o
course he was eligible.
~ "Oh, my friend" said doctor to pa
tent, "be composed We must all di'
once - 60 It's that what vexes me" replied
the patient. u If ] could die half n dozel
. times I'd not care q penny about this time.
- =teeAht@6saidEaLSunday-aeheolte teacher
"CarOline Jones, what do you think yoI
would have been without your good fathe
and mother 2" " L suppose, num-" SAT-
Caroline, al should have been a hOrphan.
We see little treatise Advertised ,pnde
the attractive title of "The Stomach AM
its Difficulties" We apprehend, however
that with very many persons the chief din
entity of the stomach is that of REGULAR
filing it. ------.
A wise old gentleman, who knew al
about it, on retiring from business gave til
following sage advice to his son and sue
cessor: Common sense, my SOD, is valu
able in all kinds of business-except love
making"
A gentleman, giving lecture to som
boys, was explaining how no one could hv
without air. He then said, You have a.
heard of a man drowning-how does tina
happenT The ready answer was, "'Caus
he can't SWIM"
An old lady who recently visited Oneid
was asked on her return if the canal passe
through that village. She paused while
and answered, ISL guess not--I didn't sc
it; and if it did, it must have gone throug
In the night, when was asleep"
A family without the masculine elemen
Is something like an egg without sal
Even if a man can do nothing in house
he seldom fails to give the women abou