Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-01-02
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

1t will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
II cures chronic and Gammatory rheumatism
no m alter OF how long standing. i will cure
any and all cases Of ID plhera, III It's most ma
lienant forms, in one day-we will warrant II
in any case il directions he strictly followed. II
cures Sick or Ne vous Headache in 20 minutes.
II will cure The Toolhache in one minute 1t
cur Pl, urisy ard Pneumonia, elfcclually, in
"a hours, aud frequently in half the time. ]!
cures Asthma and Broncl titus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia. Palpitation
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remeCy in the world. Ii has been used
successfully several cases OF analysis. One
or wo teaspoonsfui will eicctuaIly euro any
case of Dtanhocs or Dysentery. i cures ordi
nary Coughs and Colds in one nighi-nevcr
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome an
most painful OF all diseases permanently ond
eff, ctually in Two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect a cure in -four or five applications
some Of Il ese were OF 20 and % years stand
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scods, SprainS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds il is lie best remedy ever used. It
cures Spinal Affections. no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of hat kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cue any case OF
Scrofulo, though be has never had an oPPoriunl-
ty of testing il, save in ole case, child years
old. which had been sorely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
he n
Cholera Nor. US have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
Ina, this popular remedy will cure. such as
Coiic. Cramps, &c, which we think it is no.
necessary TO mention in detail here. In conclu
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have refraineI from saying or recomu ending
this celebrated Anodyre Elixir for any thing
bpt what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented 10 the people and
that no family viii be without il as soon as its
virtues are known.
\. B.-No person must expect one bottle to
cure case of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
Of years standing-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an effectusl cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the Gaze.
Oc- Original Certificates are in onr posses-
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manen,ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Staunion Vindicstor.
ar Try ore Bottle Of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States 10 sell ID is ceIehra-
ted ARodyne Elixir. Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Stanton, Va.
January 2, 1859, 6n