, 1869-02-07
GcldAn EIFtA

AL the gold In the country, We are con-
ttantly told by the 1nancicrs, Is running out,
At dreadful rnte, to England. London Is
threatened with an ausiierous jauudice New
York With green sickness OF fredeemable
paper. THIS may bc true, 20 far as the b.aer
Uses OF tho ROYAL metal In it5 ba;es forms arc
concerned. 1t certainly Is not true Of the
nnest and most potent sLape IN which the
au's sacra Jansts can possess the souls OF
men. The dazzling iugots Of California aud
Colorado may be leaving Us as juggling c2Irs,
Hut they arc coming back 10 u, barring
suffered EeQ. change, 10 sudden splen.
dor Of golden uesses cleaning upon
lore1y beads. The popular bu1lesnue Of
.lxion, which last fdi took the towa cap
ss d ns RLHps' :9isfa e+ys Gsfn KIM CT
''L5di," )" which 1xion was not, and the one
name would have borne quito as much reia-
lion 70 Tie major part ot tho performance NJ
the Other, for 1t ltalnly Is no moro likslT
that the Song of TaGy WAS = Welshmanh
Sc sc. echoed through Qlympus thau 1t Is sha.
long cals With the strains OF waking In
the PaIk." But Ill that slaas touched turned
10 gold. And The burlcsquc Of ''1xtou's is
VOL King similar miracle. It found The fc.
mslc population Of New York, on and oir
nc Stage, pretty evenly divided between
Us for The future tho slavcs Of m e1clusirciy
golden IS nocracJ. Two Of three clever aud
ilscly ActEck&cs cou1iog upon Us, ilka Nlitou's
sabrana, With loose trcsses Of amber. drop
rlnc hair.' have reyolutionlfed The chlcnons
O. INC metropolis: Never ,wer~ the poly
peril: ssmc years ago, It Is true, "Cluo
des Blondes was. organized In Paris. tho
ayowcd object Of which was 10 bring
aoout the eventual determination of dtrE.
haired xomcn By making dark hLs In
women As decisive disqualification for mat.
!noony - Inc !oss Of thumb In ueu for
nc mlAtatJ service. Bat this club Wa mot
hslf 10 1lafmlng q the present moyen,rnt
FOR, sftes all, the Part, Club never pretended
TO deny 70 such hApless dark.halred Homen
a noW exist The right to rcmain dark haired:
aoa, as there are many Minds OF m&uF mcn'
dark- haired woman might still hopa that
hssyen would me1clfuIly incline toward. her
ionhble enough to admire her rueoto charms.
might not be wholly Inadequate to
her needs. But 1t Is now Clearly understood
that chemistry makes It possible for lny
woman To- t<come blonde, 90 that those
xh9 ,x1'S oIsttnately P5d,t In beine brunestes
and odio1s persons Iot dt to be received IN
polite CIRCLES Of their own sex, and certaIuko
be despised aid rejected Of mcu. The result
Of this, Of course, will be general snicide or
emigration OF all such per .ons. In thoso re-
mote new Countries, Gke Tasmania xnd Ore
the Women, Aod civilization e1rts bot I
modified control over the natural instincts Of
the race, thtrc may be kotnc chsuce for the
pc1petuatiou Of thai type Of beauty which
moved the soul OF him who sought md
found the princess sleeping IN the enchanted
wood
AIo.e, II thy tseAses b 70 dsrt.
Hcw t1lh those hidden cTes U7ss be I"
But the nae3aiaoeones i've Ike to use Greek
words In kuch case. loe they hare pleasant
air .. Of The names Of patent pomatlns) Will !
utterly disappear from the foremost regions
OF Christcudom. Now this We think thing
to Be. deplored, and. Il possible, 10 be pre-
vented.
OF course, We know very vel that Sweden.
borg declares the angels to be golden. haired |
snd OILY golden 'haited- Dut there are
great m1uy pcopls, and vczy respectable pep
ple, too, who, although ther would nerer |
dream Of quosiug. pcrhaps not even OF read |
ing Tom Moore, havo rs strong prejudice |
against The exclusively angelic in women a3 |
that Anac-roLtic Islma3 VAS audacious /
eocugh 10 avow In most Melodlous verse. !
And VIC are not aware that SWcdeuborr bira- |
sell goes 50 far as to declare that Marsd,-
len in brown wig Is more Of IN angel than |
= Madonna In her own black hair. Golden /
locks, which arc really only glIied locks.
haFirg been kissed, not by the sun, bat By 1
bottle OF cadmium or a preparation OF rr- ]
scnic, are a matter Of fnct to bs esteemed /
= tgs- The TomAn who wears them does not |
wear her Own hair ror can she haye auy
guarantee, we suppose, that, In case OF her
marriage with demon OF the other sex, bct \
children will not io6ult her By wagEine polls
Of the hue Of E1ebus about her
But, Whstevez may be he.hus Of the chl4-