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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

A man in the dress of a workman
was lately walking in the streets of
Berlin with a packet in his hand, seal
ed and inscribed with an address, and
= note that contained 100 thalers in
IRE asury bills. AS the bearer appear
ed to 1e at 2 loss, he was accosted by
q passer-b5 who asked him what he
was looking Ter. The simple country
man placed the pocket in the inquirer's
hand and requested that he would
read the address. The repiy was made
with an agreeable surpr1re, "Why,
this letter is for mol I have been ex-
pecting it for long whileI" The
messenger upon this demanded 10
thalers for the carriage of the packet,
which was readily paid, with liberal
addition to the porter. The new pos
SCISSOR of the packet hastened TO an
obscure corner to examine. his prize; -
but, on breaking the seal, found moth
ing but few sheets. Of paper, on
which was written ssDonep'
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

MARK OF A GESTLEMAS-No man Is
a gentleman who, without proyocation,
would treat unc;yilly the humblest of his
species. 1t is vulgarity for which no
accomplishment of dress or address can
ever atone. Show US the man who de-
sires TO make every one around him hap
py, and whose greatest so!icitude is new
er to give offence 10 any one, and we Will
show you gentleman By nature AID by
practice, though he may never have
worn suit of broa1cloth or ever heard
OF lexicon. We are proud to say for
the honor of our species there ore men in
every throb OF whose heart there is So
licitude for the welfare of mankind, and
whose every breath is perfumed with
kindness.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

A good old Massachusetts, doctor
met a sexton in the street one day.
After the usual salutations the doctor
began to cough. "Why, Doctor" said
the sexton, you have had a cold. How
long have you had that ?" "LooL
here, Mr.. Sexton" said the doctor,
with show of Indignation, ''what is
your charge for interment ?" Zone
dollar was the reply. 'sWell," con-
tinued he, "iust come into my office
and I will pay it. I don't want to
have you around, and SO anxious about
my health" The sexton was soon
even with him, however. Turning
around to the doctor, he replied. "Ah,
doctor, l can not afford to bury You
yet. Business has never been as good
as it has since you began to practice. y
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

A steamboat captain on one of the
lakes was recently feeling his way
along in the dark, when the lookout
ahead cried out, Schooner without a
light?" It was narrow escape, and
as the steamer passed the schooner,
the captain demanded: "What are
you doing with your internal schooner
here in the dark withot light? To
his dismay, the skipper, who was a
Frenchman, answered, 'sVat re diahle
you do here VIZ your ole steamboat in
three feet of water, eh ?" and jnst then
the steamer landed high and dry on q
sand bank.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

A GooD-NIGHT KIss.-Always send
your child to bed happy. What cares may
trouble your mind, give the dear child a
warm good night kiss as il goes to its
pillow. The memory of this, in the stormy
years which may be in store for the little
one, will be the Bethlehem's star to the
bewildered shepherd and swelling up in
the heart viii rise the thought: :" My fa-
ther and mother loved mcy" Lips parch-
ed with fever will become dewy at this
thrill of useful memories. Kiss your lit
tie child before it goes to sleep.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18
TRUE NoBLEMEN.

The noblest men know ON earth,
Are men whose hands are brown with toll
Who, backed by no ancestral graves,
Now down tho woods and till the sell,
Az 4 win thereby pruudcr fame
Than follows king or warriors name.
The working mon. whate'er their task,
To carve the stone or bear the hod- !
They wear upon their honest brows
The royal stamp and seal Of God
And brighter are the drops Of sweat
Than diamonds in . eofonetl
God bless the noble working men,
Who rear the cities of the plain
Who dig the mines and build the ships,
Aud drivs the commerce. Of the main
God bless them for their swarthy hands
Have wrought the glory Of our lands.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

An illiterate negro preacher said to
his congregation:
"My bredren, when de fust man
Adam was made, hewas oh wet clay, an
set up agin de palms to dry.
"Do you say" said one of the con-
gregation, "dat Adam was made oh
wet clay and set up agin de palms to
dry?"
Eyes sar, ] do"
"Who made de palins?'
"Set down, sar, said the preacher
sternly; "sich questions as dat would
upset any system oh teology."
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

The effect of long continued constipation,
is to weaken tho system, and depress the
spirits. The blood thickens, the head aches,
and train Of evils is superinduced, called
by the various names of dyspepsia, liver COM
plants, jaundice, bilious eruptions, etc.
The cause ofthese diseasescan best be cured
by DR.. Walkers VEGETABLE VINEGAR BIT
TIERS, which act naturally upon the liver and
bowels. 1t is permanent tonic, instilling
fresh vigor into the vital forces, giving ener-
cy TO the whole being.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

A WoMAN's SMILE.-A woman who
lived very unhappily with her husband
came to divine to ask his council. al
ways meet your husband with smile, !"
said the wise man. She followed his ad-
vice, aud very soon returned TO thank
him for happy home. Whenever home
landscape is dreary andits horizon cloud
ed, We believe that it proceeds not SO.
much from the storms of mans petulanco
and unreasonableness, as because wos
man has Forgotten to draw sunbeam
from the Sun Of Righteousness.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18
BEFORE AND AFTER.

Timid and shy as frightened hare,
Who knoweth her heart or her secret thought
Is Il love? or fancy lingering there!
Dearest OF jewels arc the slowest bought
"coy as n maiden"-thc adagc is old
Far better be coy than maiden too bold
Finally won l. the vito the maid?
= Read here the answer. plain as book;
Trusting. In thine. n soft hand IL laid:
Boldly. in thine the loving eyes look
All Il l. nil we'll and We need not be told.
THE love Of my Rife Is precious thai
gold !"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

RATES OF ADVERTISING: PER w AR; On
Column, 500 Half Column, $50 Quarter Coli
umn, $35.
Transient Advertisements per Square often lines
ton, 81.
square is one inch in space down the column,
counting cuts, display lines, blanks, &C., solid
matter No advertisement TO be considered less
than a square, and al fractions counted full
square. All advertisements inserted for loss
period than three months to be regarded as tran
sieut.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

Oh, I know that they were given by
ono who sought our highest good, and
/ think we should find much Joy in
trying to square our lives by the gold
en- rule"
And Jack with kiss made answer:
."My darling, we will try"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

Josh Billings defines thurerbred bizi-
ness man as "wun that knows enuff about
stealin' so there kant ybOdy steel from
him, and enough about law SO that he
kin do his stealth legally"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18
NO MORE FOOIISHNESSl

EVTH0SE INDEBTED TO ME AEE INFORM
ED that promises to pay don't 4go' any
longer. Patience Is exhausted and I MUST have
money. This is the last Call and at the expiration
of thirty days viii put all unsettled accounts in
the hands of lawyer for oollection---sure
j.. GRADWQHL.
Albany, Aug. ., 1s69-y4n5lms.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

1t is reported that some of the Lynn
Mass. shoe bosses" are considering
/ proposition to run their factories by
Chinese labor.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

Dexter must look to his laurals. The
American Girl has trotted mile in 2:19
in harness. Dexter's best time was 2:l7
under the saddle.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

The .red hag," elevated by the Pari-
slams rioters, was red cripoline, mounted
on broom. Five hundred thousand peo-
pie hocked into the street to see it.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

The negro notion of free election, as
illustrated in the Washington riot, is
this vote our ticket or receive our brick
bats.-Age.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

1.-THE Union-whon we get there" was
one If the toasts at the commencement
dinner at the University of Virginia.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-09-18

Tho consumption of alcoholic drinks in
Russia has increased orer . hundred per
cent. in six years,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
PRIVATE MEDICAL AID.
QUICK CURES And MODERATE CHARGES.
DIR. w. X. DOHERTY'S
PRIVATE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE (
Sacramento Street, below Montgomery, opFo-
site tbe Pacific Mall steamship com-
pany's Othce, Private entrance
on LeidesdoFH street,
San francisco.
EsfaLlisAtd expressiy 10 9Gord hs afflicted sonsd
Gnd scientific msdieaI aid IN tie Treatment
and cure e( all Private and CAros-
&c Diseases, eases Of !SeeTe-
ey and all 1Seesaf
Disorders.


nR. W. X. DoHERTY RETURNS HIS SIN
cere thanks 10 bis namerous patients for
their patronage, and would take this opportunity
20 remind them that he continues 70 consult his
Institute for tbs cure Of chronic diseases Of the
Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and Genito- Uri-
nary Organs, and all private diseases, viz. syph-
Ills in MI it, forms aud stages. Seminal Weakness
aud all the hoFrd consequences Of seif-abuse. Con-
orrhoa, Gieei. Structures, Nocturnal and Diurnal
emissions, Sexual Debility. Diseases Of the Back
and Loins, Inflammation of the Bladder and Kid
neys etc., etc.. and be hopes that hs long expert
and successful practice will continue 20 insure
him share Of public patronage. By the practice
Of many years in Europe and the United States,
be is enabled % apply the most eaicient and suc-
eessful remedies against diseases Of all kinds. He
uses no mercury, charges moderate, treats bis pa
tients In = eoFrect and honorable way, and has
references Of unquestIonable veraeity from men
Of known Fespectablity and high standing in soci-
city. All parties consulting him by letter orother-
wire. will receive the best and gen.lest treatment
and implicit secrecy.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Patients residing In any part Of the State, how
ever distant, who may desire the opinion and nd.
vice Of DR.. Doherty In their respective cases. and
Who think proper 70 submit written statement Of
such, In preference 20 holding personal interview
respectfully assured that their communication
will be hcld mess sacred and confidential.
Hfshs esss Be fully and caadidly described. per-
sonal communication win Be unnecessary, n In
strucsons for Diet regimen, and the general treat
meut Of the case (includng the remediesl, will Be
forwarded without delay, and In such . manner as
to convey no idea Of the purport Of the letter or
parcel 30 transmitted. Consultation by letter or
otherwise. FREE. Permanent cure guaranteed or
no pay. Adde'S, w. X. D0HERTY, n. D..
San Francisco, California.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

When . female II in trouble, or afflicted with
disease. as weakness OF the back and limbs, pain
In the head dinners Of sight, loss Of muscular
power, papitation Of he heart, iFrtability, ner-
vousness. extreme urinary difficulties. deFange-
ment Of digestive functions, generpl debility, va
ginlla. all diseases OF the womb. hyateria sseri-
~, and all other diseases peculiar 20 females she
shyuld 20 or write ct once to the celebrated female
doctor, W. X. DoheFty. at his Medical Institute,
aud consult him about her troubles and disease
The Doctor IL efecting more cures than any other
physician in the State Of California. Let no false
delicaey prevent you, bat apply immediately and
save yourself from painful suficrings and prema-
tare death. AL Married Ladies whose delicate
health OF other circumstances prevent IN increase
In their fasilies, should write OF call at Dr. W. X
Doheriys Medical Tnstitutc, and they will receive
every possible relief and help. The Doctors on
ces are arranged that he can be consulted with
out fear Of observation.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

STEAxER ANN.-Judgment has been enter.
ed in the U. S. District Court against this
steamer in the sum of s., 500 for violation
of the revenue laws, and petition was filed
for her reclamation.
From what We know Of this case, the above
indicates that revenue laws are not for the
punishment of the guilty 50 much as for the
oppression of the weak.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Dn. DoHERTY has just published an important
pamphlet embodying bis own views and experiences
in relftion TO Impotence Virility, being short
treatise on SpermatorrhGa or Seminal Weakness,
Nervous and Physical Debility consequent on this
affection, and other diseases ofthe Sexual Organs
This little work contains Information Of the ut
most value 10 all, whether married or single, and
will be sent FREE by mail on receipt of six cents
in postage stamps for return postage.
Address, w. X. D0HERTY, NJ. D.,
v3n3S6 San Francisco, Cal.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
DvERTIsEMENTs.
NEW MAP

VXTATsoN's NEW MAP OF THE UNITED
w States and Territories, Mexico and West
Indicsl Showing al the lhte improyements--the
Railroads across the plains, the routes Of the pro-
posed Roads, rs we'll 90 y vast amount Of stktist-
col information. Upon the other side Is map Of
the world, also, separate maps Of twelve Of the
principal cities Of the United States. II Is In size
34x4A feet. Having obtained the agency TO sell
this Map In several counties In Oregon, propose
10 commence the business In the county Of Linn,
and feel assured that every man who wants slim
ilaF map will do we'll 10 take the hrst opportunity
Of seeing II. y. II. BERNARD, Agent.
v4nA9w4. Albany, July ~, 1869.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
ALBANY GATH HOUSE!

TTVHE UNDERSIGNED WOULD RESPECT-
fully inform the citizens Of Albany and VII
cinity that he has taken charge Of this Establish
mont, and, by keeping clean rooms and paying
strict attention to business expects TO suit all those
who may favor him with their patronage. Having
heretofore carried on nothing but
First=Class Hair Dressing Saloons,
he expects to give entire satisfaction to all.
NasS Children and Ladies' Hair neatly cut and
JOSEPH WEBER.
sprlycnSStf
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Lewis Brietsnbiseher, Of SeiO. in this county. re-
tired on Saturday night Oath inst.) at her home
Ia apparsstly good health About o'clock Sun
day morning, her husband was awakened BY her
PseuliAr breathing and found that she was dying.
She died few moments afterwards. The cause
Is supposed 70 be heart disease. Her sudden
death east deep gloom over the neighbOrhOOd.
Diseased was buried in the bridal dress Of her
sister. Estsie King, Who Was 70 have been married
en- that Sunday.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Roa THE PUsLEc GOOD.-We stats, not in tbs
way Of advertising, bat grHtuitOusly, and for tbs
bsnsAt Of the thOusands Of women who experience
she drudgesy Of the wash tab, that atKane's Imperi.
el SoaP, neKt To the Sewing Machine. 10 the house
Wifs's greatest invention. All the washing ms-
chimes in ChristsndOm viii not compare with t.
Actual use satisfes as that Il effects what is Ordi
uariIy called large washing, rapidly, effectively
.,d -,i.AAut particle Of rubbing.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
TSo,As oux.hrAk,--Teor, WAsN ll,.le = an.

IxplAE OusnkEAkN-2TdsFs vas little - IN
plsssanshass last Monday between IA Indian not
taxed sad Tsutoalo individual WAO keeps store
ever the way. Tsuton laid town his mesrschAam
and responded to "lO'S' invitation to "eOms out
and aght ne :" There was some hasty hitting at
slOss qarIsss-arst bleed for the proprietor Of te
nesrsshAam.
Second FeuEd s'lOn was very eOOl, ,-hls antagonist
oxzspsuaad After tew exchanges, the fOrmsr
received blow on bis eamas trap, and The round
ended. A temporary suspension Of hOstilities en-
sued, aad Teuton resumed his mesrsehsnm--an
excited pepulaee assembled. Sundry attempts
were made to induce "lO" to retire. He insisted
with lOriiy mien and In broken English that be
WOald 4 Eht Il cut on that line. The msersehaam
was exchanged for IN axe-Landle--the widest ex-
eitsment began 70 prevaI-terrfe blows fell IN al
HAOss ell directions friend Of the ''lO" persua-
siOa, who vas engaged IN the harmless vocation Of
Aolding he red warriors hat, suddenly Vaalted
from the sidewalk lntO the street. ~ though ss-
sisted BY the prOpslllng power Of . bOOt although
where. how or Why it happened was net evident
The esmbatAnes elinehed and hence got into terri
bly, eloss quarters, They wound their arms low
iAgly around each others necks, and with
the slaek poksd at each other humorOasly.
The Tsusoh, IN imitation Of his Warliks country
man. Sisgel, retreated to the brick wall Of his
store, and planting his back firmly thereat, seemed
to say, like James FitE James:
sscolne on. this asau shall fy
From its firm base IS soon as /"
Only it was not necessary TO say ''come on
for "IO" bad already come on to the extent Of bis
ability. The long black locks Of the red man,
.eoarse as the brush Of horses tail. swept the
white msh's shoulders and tOyed with his checks,
while thu. fragrance of dried salmon and crab
AOAtedAdeliciOasly out upon the air.
Twas thus. when the Sheriff came upon the
scene and the curtain fell and the audience was
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
MARRIED:

CUsTAR-LINEs.-July 20. At the residence
Of the bride. by Elder @. W. Hail. Mr. Ruel Gus
ter and Mrs. Martha II. Linss-All Of Linn eounty.
TURNER-RoBINET.- 20. nt the real
denee Of the brides father. By Rev. B. r. King.
Thomas Turner and Nancy II. Robinet--all Of
Linn county.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

The Herald appears in nice new dress and
with many changes. The local news and the t'ls-
graph sEs printed upon the outside, and in big
tips, 70 that people can read the news without
turning the paper.
There arc one or two other changes that can be
mads-put the Head on the third page and fold the
paper inside out. and in the motto over the oditO.
III column ausndsby substituting the word "POrt-
IsHS" for Al9EAgep."
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
A1LcocK POROUS PLASTER.

~@@N@S~ @@@~ -@~e
Rheumatism, Lumbago, Cold Feet, Pain Of the
Chest, Of the Side, Bruises and Accidents, especi-
ally of the Spine, also chronic weakness or afcc-
tion thereof, Sore Throat, yarlcose Veins, and
even In affections Of the Heart, this celebrated
plaster has been found to afford immediate and
permanent relief.
DIR. ]. w. johnson, of Hartford, writes: "At
this moment of writing. man applies for one,
who, by entanglement in the shaft Of machinery,
had both his legs broken, spine severely injured,
and was for nearly year entirely helpless. This
man found relief very soon by the application Of
the Porous Plasters. He was soon enabled to
work, and now he labors as well as ever"
Letter from Dr. Fuller, Of Pecksl<ill.
Thomas. AAcOck, d CO-Gentlemen: Since my
severe accident have used as an application to
the bruised parts your admirable Plaster.
It has had an excellent effect. soothing while
drawing out the soreness, and sustaining and
strengthening the part upon which It is applied.
T.. ID. FULLER.
PeckskilI, Oct. s. 1868.
Sold by oil Druggists. DR.. Brandreth's office,
Brandreth House, New York. n4sw4
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Clncus COHlSu.-hee's celebrated Circus is
coming and win perform on Friday and Saturday,
the 9th and fth Of August Read their advertise.
uent in tO-days paper.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

LEu uUT.-Mr. Burkall cut his leg quite severe
y Just below the knee last Monday while working
upon the new building Of Messrs. Beach Mon
faith
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

On last gatHsday small boy, son Of Moses
KiFkspdsIl. Of Sand Ridge, In this county, wan
dsvod away from home. A vigorous search was
mads, IN which the neighbOrhoOd Joined; which
waS eontinned until one o'clock ?. n. of Sunday,
when the lille fellow was found in feld in the
sisinity aslsep and we'll.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Mr.. s. 8. Markham adysrtiscs to-day TO store
whNAt for cents per hushel, and to receive other
freight en- psOportiOnately easy terms.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Il Is rsPOrtsa that partiss have arranged for the
purchase Of che GnsOassA and that $. A. Clark,
formerly Of the Rscord will be placed In charge.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Picturcs.--If you want No. | picture Of
tho most improved style Of the art, from oclet tC
life size, call at Stryker's Gallery. at Corvallis
Satisfaction guaranteed. jun26m3.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31
FARMERS READ!

NTE WILL STORE AND SHIP WHEAT
w or pats and sell and charge but cts
storage. Also receive up freight on our Wharf
free, down freight 25 cts per ton.
y4n60E3, 6. 8. MARKHAM = SONS.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Msssrs.P. G. Harper q Co., haYe moved into
the store formerly occupied BY d. Mansfield 4
Bro. Where they display Ano assortment o.
goods.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

Thursday with fifteen tons Of freight, and The
Albany on Friday with ten tons.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

We learn that the crops In Milk Greek Prair Q
Marion county, are almost an entire failure.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

At the sale under execution on the 9th VIII
liam Crawford bought the Parrish Brick Block
fer $500, Mendenhal's Dwelling for 81 800, the
stable end two lots Of the same for $3.50.
William Churchill administrator Of the churcn-
iIl estate, bought the avsnneV ptOEs.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1869-07-31

VELocIrEDEs.-Albany is to have Veloc.
ipede school, beginning in the middle of
September.