The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1869-05-27
FACTS AM PxscIEss

S little crying-a little dying, aad'ad d-a
: sight of lying. -, = -.
aa PASSION is a keen observer bat .
u wretched reasoner. 1t is likes1hs ssl-
sescope, whose field is clearer the moEe
contracted it is. srE yIa73 81 azazs
! rs WHATEVER pride men may take In
! the appellations they acquire dnFiRg
life, their dearest name dies before
> tIo,,o s1-4.-7A @a--azAA1az sszfa 24as5 zzs=ss
= NOTHING sets up a woman like eAll-
$ her ugly. She's right up like = eas
i. when strange dog eomesnear hsr |;
/ she's all eyes, claws and brisslcs.
, THERE is much truth in fhH SAYING
of Dean Swift, that" Il is useless fof
: us TO attempt to reason man out q
: thing he has never been reasonea
into.0s = aersszseoas ssasF = - q z1,s5szaI
= OF ALL the impostors and calumlii.
J ators in the world, we most despiss
those who intrench themselves behind
church pews and the sanctity Of FelI.
Slon. ayeiaasas2 sea s7zEzeag = z
J MAN regards as an eternity-aEss
the present hour-then his youth
then his life-then~ his -century-thea
the duration of the earth-then that Of
heaven-and finalry-time. SKI
7 We often speak or being seatlsdaa
? life-we mightas well think of easEihx
anchor in the milstae Of the Al6nkie
ocean, or talk OF the per1naasnF afsa-
tion of stone that is rolling doHn
hill. f5 s1-l15 - ssssSZ
I MANKIND too frequently we'd cpin-
ions, and having taken them sfor bes.
ter or VERSE;" conceive it . point Of
honor to maintain them ever aEfeE,
] though Reason and Truth sue for . tli-
vorce. --@-5@sd .-s=tt=s 70 ssS=
TRUE friendship. while it lotea 10
I exaggerate the merits Of its object,
neverdreams Of noting its defsetss--
Like scarlet curtain dropped agatnst
the sun, it imparts o rosy tinS9to all
complexions, -rk.EL n a@GscAzE9
tzFaHow TRULY an, old man said, sWhea
was young was poor; when old I
became rich; but in each condition
found disappointment When the
faculties of enjoyment were, I had not
the means; whenlthemeans came, the
faculties were gonessia ,iEs4i1E aaeE,
AN Ilishman who had e6n szsOd
building wall round his lot, Of rather
uncommon dimensions, W.: foul. feet
high and six feet thick, was asked the
object by friend. J" To save repairs,
my honey; don't YOU see that if is
ever falls down.it will be higher thaa
it is noW.2ssel3 5zeE -sdaae3;Fsss NJ
A sHREwD old gentleman oncesaId
to his daughter, ssBe sure, my dear,
and never marry a poor man; but re-
member that the poorest man ID the
world is one that has money andRotA-
ing else."-I -.salv9 e ysei3ssiss al
AT the June term Of our Cominou
Pleas, during the trial of an irish win
cease, Tim Dooley was on the stand,
and thus testified: !" am brother to
Molly Flaharty and am brother to
Bitty Heolahan..s's hgsese8s si II
1s seThen, Mrs. Dooley, Y said Judge
b swe are to understand that goa
are two brothers.?''a5 sss3 SssaIsas4
.-ftYis, Misther Judge replied Doc
ley with great deliberations; 4 aieA Of
me sisters had a brofher.,' s.zsrfsiasTsE
WARNING TO DoGs.-A man passine
through the country during an exeit-
ing political canvass, rode Up 70 o
farmhouse, and thus aceosted aSow.
headed urchin, who. was seated Oh ths
top of gate-post:: - ''s ,il'i'' '.a''s
- Bub, where's your pa ?' Aiza
The youngster eyed the stranger CO.
riously moment, aud then replied:
!" Pap's jist gone down there bsyaat
the cow-shed, to bury our old dog
The burned old fool killed hisself Q
at candidates for s6eriR. Be
YOU one ?'s syF1azts So ssRsi4 stem
The candidate rode on. .sEsoaas %
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! EFFECTS soF. MUsle.=7The efIsek eR
music on the senses was oddly ana
verified durinK-,sthe
mourning for the Duke Of Cumbsr-
and, uncle of George III. A tailor
had an order. for. a great number Of
black suits, which were to be fnistod
IN a very short space of time. Among,
lis workmen there was a fellow Who
vas always singing Rule Britannia"
md the rest of the iourneymen Joined
n the chorus. The tailor made his
and found that tfs ilbW
ime of the tune retarded the woTE.-
IN consequence he engaged q biiad
iddler, and, placing him neST Che
Workshop, made him play constSatly
he lively tune of s.Nancy DaWtoh."
rhe design had the desired efs6t; the
ailors' elbows moved obedient TO the
Melody, and the clothes werehaent
lome within The prescribed period
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QUEER HOG FATTESER.--A singular
discovery has been made at Gincinna-
!. 1t seems that q man upset his ker-
sene lantern into his meal bin, and
q noticed afterwards that his hogs
te the damaged fodder WITH aHidity.
his gave an idea, and by experiment
@ found that five weeks feeding With
erosene mixture 'madeaone efa HE
ogs So fat that it, could scarcely
tand. The animal was then fried in
. lard with the following result Is
5hen cool the lard, did not eongeal,
ut the addition of a certain amount
{ potash resolved thei contents ef
ne Kettle into three siistinet ssub.
tances-the first light trausparent
il, better than kerosene OF .eperm
il; the second a jelly.like substapee,