The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-06-10

vich the niggers IN the vicinity NV
the buildin grew pale and took TO
the woods. They'd heard it before,
and not bein advised that the meet
in WIZ purely Commershal Con
venshen, they ruz seriously sfrigh-
ted.
General Boregard regretted that
he Good not be present. but
Agin 1 WIZ interrupted by cheers
wieh made the very roof shake, and
the members Nv the Convenshen
threw up their hats to an extent
wich fairly darkened the air.
Letters wuz attempted TO be
read from other noted leaders Nv
the South in the late unpleasantnis
with the vandals Nv subjugatin
States, but at the menshen Nv each
Nv their names the eheerin wuz so
extraordinarily vociferous ez to pre-
vent anything bein heard.
At this pint, while the enthusi-
asm wuz at its highest pitch, Deck
in Pogram riz, aud remarkt that
| Confedrit X Roads wuz, he wuz
aware. painfully defshent in many
things. They he'd but one store,
and that wuz run By despicable
earpet-bagger. anl Baseom S whis-
/ kew wuz not alluz uv the best, but
one thing she could boast uv, name
lIy. her wimmcn. "StanI up Nj
randyw he remarkt 70 that gushin
damsel: Sand the Others in the
gallery may ez vel rise likeEise,
wich they all did. wayin Confeirit
Rags and Dustin out into that ever
inspirin anthem. '.The Bonny Bloc
Flag" "There," remarkt the Dee
kin, "there is our jewels Three
cheers for our daughters Z"
The effeck NV this was somewhat
spilled by dozen or more quad
rooms. risin with Mirandy and the
rest NV EN- That ojUs demoralizin
villin, Joe Bigler, who delites in
spilin techin tabloos, he'd EN- snug
IN the gallery all the time, and he
sprung EN- onto us thus crooely!
Gen. Better, NV Boregard, offer
ed a resolooshen denOunein the
reconstruckshen measures, Presi-
dent Grant and his Cabinet, the
oppressive Nashnel debt, carpet
baggers, and the Republican party;
Major Flair offered one implorin
the Northern Dimocracy to stand
firm agin the constOOshnel amend
ment; Capt. McPelter one insistin
on the revokashen Nv all laws bear
in onto those who had served on
the side Nv States rites dOorin the
recent collision NV States, all of
wich was adopted enthusiastically,
when the convenshen adjourned
sine dc.
The delegates, congratulatin each
other on the noble work that he'd
bin done for the South that day,
took a partin drink at Bascom's at
the expense NV our citizens, wich
Baseom wood not set it out till
some responsible citizen, wich he'd
land with not more than two mort-
cages on, wood make hisself re-
sponsiDle for EN-, and wuz a gittin
into the wagons TO dust out to their
respective homes when one Nv EN-
remarkt-
"We've forgot one thing
"No we hevint," remarkt Gen.
Dingus. "We've done every thing
that's yoosual at Southern CONNER
cial eonvenshens. We've cheered for
Davis and Boregard we've admir-
ed the women, denounst the ablish-
en- party, and demanded our rites
wat more wuz there to do Z!
awe haint sed a cussid word abont
commerce"
"Thunder y remarkt the Gener-
al, otis a fact. D-d ef it didn't
slip my memry entirely. We must
assemble agin."
And the meeting was again con-
vened.
The work was accomplished in
short order. Resolooshens wuz
passed denqat,,lig the bull1in NV a
railroad by the ginral Government
from Dayistown to Secessionville,
and four different lines NV road to
the Pacific, with branches endin at
COnfedrit X Roads, Secessionyille,
Davistown, Boregard. and sich 9th
er towns ez mite consider it to their
interest to hev en-. In addition to
these it wuz demanded that dredges
be taken from the harbors on Lake
Erie and other Northern waters,
and kept twelve months in the year
at work in Camp Run to keep it
navigable to the Ohio river for
boats NV all classes. A resolooshen
wuz offered demandin NV the Gov
ernment the buildin Of a levee
around Deekin Pogram's farm, a
part NV wich is frekently overhowed
in the spring and fall, and also the
gravlin or plankin NV the roads in
the county, but it wuz considered
best to withdraw these ez they
didn't feel Ike askin ton much to
wunst. Other resolooshens wuz
passed demandin recompense for
the loss Nv niggers, and property
destroyed doorin the war, in order
that there might be that harmony
so much TO be desired between the
Government and Kentucky, and
the meetin adjourned, this time for
keeps. Eff these acts Nv justis is
done, well and good; eff not, Ken
lucky protests. The Convenshen
hez hopes Nv results follerin its
ackshen.
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY, P. NJ,
(Wich is Postmaster