Santa Fe weekly gazette. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1864-1869, 1869-09-25
Number 16.
Miscellaneous.


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A NEWSPAPER advertisement calls for
p,"" eooS' ao'e 70 ursss i'''ie poy years
o'u'
TEARS are useless. They contain little
phosphate Of limo. some chlorats Of sodium,
A"u "a'ef 4 as1 tu e.f
LYDIA THOMPSON expresses desire to el.
evate dramatic art-especially the clothes
part Of It. I.N'f ~
NEw reading Of an old saw-Absinthe con.
quers love. o.n VIZ" 20
THx Boston Post "a resnonsible FIR Tho
following: "Stowe.len-Byrcn's charac.
ter" -,
Turpr ara msnv n,aas.n, rs;,u.r ro,,as
Ia the watorinc nlscss AZ tbe Fsst hn, M
ladies slwsvs ~ M Grand rs"ne
=, D's"
WHAT Is tho difference between hungry
the other easts loo long
.n -. ss.r,
10 fou call ms trunk growlcd de-
yec'ea porter III only needs lightning
rod 10 10 mistaken fora ooarding-house."
A FOND wife threw a bottle Of hair renew
er at her husbands head. at which hs said,
w A''' p"' '"' wv % ''"''' '"''' ia-l 7a
WATSON wrote beautiful Snow" Mas
nv. Rso,;rnl RsoS I''u.iH' uai nsI wIG Mt gys
and S, DG"sna,,. % Tnnnao. V'''y L'su'"'"s
N"N '''e'ON' "a"Ne'' &
JOSH BILLINGS thinks concerning Long
Branch, that there IL az little nonsense
VIZ ~ ''P'O'' oV' Den'''o'
THERE'S THE Run. B.-"P,ain.fac girls
should dress plainly" remarks lady autho.
rity on fashion. Was there ever youhg
lady who was willing to admit that she had
plain facet
cynical female % writor ,', ,.it n u tbs ] sa'm" a.
when a lobster breaks ono Of its clswsmsn'
other snroutlng out ;mmediotsIv and crow.
ing in its plnce" y '"'N s'N'
l.tt
10 rou ever take anything" asked Sharp
OF Snozzles' Never, SIR, except I'm un'
Jnst now Pm MR. trant,od T T ,s;,h hei,ow oUs.sVJ; J
don't care IL / do" N
a ttci'.la
HERE senator Matt. Carpenters last
eohuhurum' .t..,f ...gts.t-,sr
70 Why don't the devil learn to sksto,,
-. ,''. - '-NsNs" ''' ~
pres unon ber hunils ma ,srr;hla at,ao, a. , ns
the nnniabmant or Nshnchadnas,ar .a,,
inr "Seven vears bo ata nsass i;La'
COW. :" whsn 4 boy asteS isSn;d iS ~ :"
mlk,n ~ wy "'"'u D'u ~ sE0
,r
IN !r'snman oeing ABOUT to Join COM
pany forming during our late war: was ques'
TONED by one of tho officers. "Well, sir,
rum" "An' faith "renlied tba Hibssn;
.Tll DO after doin' "A 4 msioritv Nv yces
uVes' 80 '
"MR. THAcKERAY.r said An Ams,,car
lady, lis 1t true This dreadful story which
we hear about Vol and Miss Bronte} I" "Ma
DAM" resnonded iho buriv nnss,;st % I'd, !.
l grievc TO say, too true. Six children wote " Y,
= the fruit Of taht unhallowed intimacy sna UiI I
N'''oa 'nem all win my own hand" D.,
AN anecdoto is told of Freder;ck tbo
Great, that lust before tho batile of Rcshach
he said IL one of bia Generajs wbo wo" an
very intimate terms with him T nIf III 7 ia. y" a
!. the battle shall rot;re 10 Van;.. ~ ,t.s as
: practice physcn HAbS renl;od 'i.u ,ha ne,o ne
eral. nalways n mur lerer alwo, w mvr
;; derer!p ~ . NV
ID A I,rcut,v,n fco,, , .,..,,.
IA hlruhSahLp maii d,a oonn clock dealer lately
ked off with il under ber arm On I"C hsr w% war
,e she turned IL bottom inward and wi,s
dropped from its position. causing the elock
to strike without intermission iTharoun"n v u,vua
size returned in trouble. comnlain;nc w ths
merehah'' "Suro' an It's cryin' after, ye al.
ready 2JllH
DurcHMAy-Cood morror Pat. how vo,
tuz?r Irishman-.Tbo ion a, ,ba ,ao",. nv" Nv
till ye, Smiu; d'ye think wo'll cet % rain IKE Nv
uWl putenman-'kess no; vc never hash
",S"v', nW,;,, ram IN oer dry dime. lrishman---
,,.L;n,n, haain, an yer right there, Smitt an'lbin
wh'n'Ssr wi St, !. geIs IN the way orainin tho do.
WI oll o dnry wither will we GIT as long
IL IL Us 'hc wei sPei' howids'' iaa
~ A GENTLEMAN wbo f,,,,ovs ,,o nros...,..
m of school teaching On tbo W"s,arn o9s.'u pa.s.
l, ye. in Ohio ravo ont ana norn;n ~ aoso, ssa
D. ing lesson 10 bis 6rst cIass ,lat nors,nn y % II
r. "Tho Merchant Of Venico I'm N wbi0h J,l'a ,ba =,
..no,nd of sesb" soons ""o ooo,., !" Mnen The Wy
D. Ing finished, he asked the class what Shv.
lock meant when no said. aMv deod unon
my head" "Well, said tho tallest hoy, II
don't know, unless 1t means he carried hi,
papers in bis hiatt"
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Ia (Thus sigh'd the tender youth; '79a
On hear me, then, nv passion ownA 4,