, 1869-03-21

! 10 Its Introduction into these new industries;
thus opening nneh more extensive dc.
mand, which, In the aggregate, will Largely
Increase the dividends Of Gas companies, and
add a neT eieGent to the progress Of the age
4 GAME OF CHAFF.
FFu,n Onee Weak.
In Onftd fedr Professor Gcdge, President
Of the Firewood Academia. proposed the
following questions, to which answers we're
! Invited iron, all quarters. From all quar-
ters they hare come, and 1t now becomes
tie seeretafy's pleasing duty to publish such
/ own comments, has selected out OF the vol
luminous correspondence.
The questions were:
l. The cspabillty for whlstling Is. In
general. matculine, rot feminine. How
would Jou account Tor this?
2. II you wanted 10 prove to your hus.
band your love Tor him, how would you do
s. u you wanted to prove 10 your VIC
your love for hes. how would you doit.
answer. TO question !, With she Profes-
Answer I. Arrived in hoof.post packet
On which the Secretary had to pay I'd. The
| signature WIS Hre1ity II sbc Soul n5 Wit, aud
the answer occupied forty-two ahehts OF
! loolscsp. The laat sentence contained An
apology for not having exhausted the subject.
Looking upon myself ~ the snhjeet, the apol-
oRy Haa qultc. unnecessary, as only rBad
! the h1st and last five Ines, which ware quite
sufficient to ccnylnce me- TINT there wasn't a
xord an.ut whntlIng m the treatse tzom
secrytstI's : 1ote.) Such packets VIII no.
be taken h akain : nor will the Sacfetart
| either, Tor the matter Of that. So answer the
frat may be dismisse with Ecprim2rd IS
! no ankwer at all. Before giving the ieCiti-
( m T{lJ NJ {r.
That shout forty correspondents (mare or
less) give "Whistle. and l'A come to yoo, my
lac, as satisfactory answer to the tlr3t
question.
T.. These correspondents, who. unlike num-
beF ono, seem 10 think that lerity, not bteyi-
! ty, Is the soul Of wit, are AL men. One only,
&igrlrg himself F{eld-Marshal. thinks it
necessary to add his explanation riz. s'that
the lhsses need no whistle TO make tha Lads
come to the.n.h
Aus. =. Clear handwriting. Poor writing
| ter.
The development Of Adam'a apple Ia tho
masculIno thrtat has probably the same e.
| feet as pea IN HAistle,
Docs Eyes Daughter, who appears to Al-
lude To Adam With that respect she would TO
. step ather, imagine that The pea whistles: j:
Or docs she lmAgine-but. on confederation,
ns this foxm Of Questioning an answer woutd
Be endless, L wtll sufica to tutorm Ere'a
pa9Ghts,s that tas her attempt at solution ia
| Ans. 5. T. T., from the ArchRo illogical 30
ciety, Hawick, tat least, on that society 4
| writing paper, IL evidently married man,
in horribly bad temper: lie says:
The capacity for wh'atling being generally
perhaps, 1g the females generally havsng too
The handwriting, ladies' Of Hawick, I.
Epsdetly. and cot unlike that Of = Erenchmaa
| who ean read, write, and speak Engllah. But
which neither 81 statement satisfies truth,
[ nor rs an answer satfstita the question.
Ladies OF HaWick, demand the body Of this
calnmntaior from the Archaeological Society.
Besietc that bull3lnE. Storm II, aud give +.
T.. .uch less on as he Will NO. In q hnfry fos.
get. Bold! one moment, Ladies', IL you
plenseI Do no Illegal act, hut deliver him
1 up to justice; !. {. leave him to his vile.
| Ans. Camilla writes from the Emerald
Isle. lls purity running hand, as regular as
FaiiTa lines, aud, hcdad, there's shamrock
Now, Camilla, me dar1ns, What Is It ye say
Because the muscles Of the month. arc
stronger ia men than in women. Oh, Ca
millh What do 50 sanue, at all, nj all !
All, now &c sly p,iss Therefore It's easier
for men to contract tho mouth to tie proper
form. Oh Camilla, sc t.arlint IT'S yonrself
has the honey lips,--for whlstllng. SURE,
Camilla, # contracting the muscles Of the
mouth nlo't aisy 10 ye, can't ye get tutor
may IL always tak1n' lcssons2
Ans. 5. Florence Jflt edfs,-
Men a1c Hads fof Whfstlng, like birds. Oh,
the numbers who have WhIsiiea for mo, and
who are *hlstliug. don't whistle. Never.
Yss, Nlty, dear I'd . men 1,x 1essnble ht1ds & II
away II Isn't easy to get them back egala
No. Florence, not If you want them erer 50
! Ans. &. A clear handwriting. Evidently
man. On etont bine notc-psp.s. with a
NhissliEg Is iuele.ant-no one hss staset
the contrary, your lordship< Tic poet says
the hnppy plouRhman whistles Ger the lea
| what pocty where tt-whfch, the poet zoe
On to hay. Is slgn Of his idleness. Win you
lordship klRdly send volume OF this poet
works to The oGlce e-nnlssllnE, then, ,
t4uiTalent TO ad'enes-youE lorashlp IS FOL
lowed so far--or 1t Is the occupation 9
idlenea-whichever Jon like, my lit
your lordshlp. So, That women general.
eanDot whistle Is p5o,ytiasntisl c1ttai,msn M s
For idle ha- d. to a., II your lososhlp vii
allow the fnish to be taken ont Of you
nouth. Perhaps yonI ioFdt9Ip1 ~. iASont
dpropos Of idle hands, does your lord3hl
generally whistle With your handsI l.
possible. that your lora.hip could hay
picked up that accomplishment from son
little Arab, IN the neighb.thood oi h1ese
ALI. ~ Q, 1D all 20 10 show that Eki
: are forbidden 10 whistle; boys Ire anoWed
. The question did not c5uceln boys and girt.
Q nor their education. Read tho question Ea
snee Fy ynfnis Maipshots 0t a5a "a Re5e0 PspeI bin
; border, green AID red monogram beautiful
8 unlnielllciutc, and IN somewhat Irregular
7 large voman's hard (uot in tat laast like, OF
! ices certain, the hand that wrote ip thls,-
! As to the first 4alstfon, would accouu
for It, but II takes so long to write, Call.
NELLIE.
. tvote, by the secretary). Professor can
I | IRul No add1esss
! AIS. II. Horatius Mahu, Of the firm
Mahu & Nodo, says: $500
! In answer 10 uuMber one: Because Will
/ ron whistle you must leave OIL talking.
+ II is with regret that the reproof admin
= tered to F. T. {Ans. 81, must, ID modlH.
;. | form, be repeated here. AofatiuS Is eviden
5 ly married man, out OF humour, pro tep'
. because, perhaps, the plates weren't ho
T. been misiaId. The Letter Is written Oh c1u
paper nothing no1e need be said. II
q ansNcf, by the way. adccta the question
: exp diency rather than Of caPadiiity, qua
= erdf pois.t<Adan,.
= Ans ls. Bob Logic writes.
+ Happy men whistle No women whist
d Therefore DO women axe as happy as men.
This Won't do. Il Is in \ lady q hand. Q
on{an EXAMINATIONS for young women h3yer
u get ,Dto logic get, So you see, conclud
- Bob, 1t Is because women are not happy n
r they tcyer whistle. It Is to be hoped u
: Bobby will soon be comiorted by some ell
~ bic Bachelor Of Attr.
a. Ans, IL The bold, dashlng characters
r. youn gish mau who never thinks twice
u fore speaking cuce,-
a; Women generally do not poseesa the car
o. bililies for whisthng. Hhys Because,
q "i.ps 1.1e nsse for kissing. lsdy."-RieA.
Is True, kich1sd. Every thing to It's q
Us Tour quick answer discovers mind well !
r. .ptous1y instructed.
Tie Ans. Is. Lazvbones sends this, Il
written eareIessty on slip Of yellow psi
torn Across. The envelope had been O.
3e- nisdJrccsed, and the address scsatc'
,rs Women do not generally whistle, bea
., men do 1t for them, and It is an excel
sp, body else can do ~ well for you
IA TIE writing is schoolooyish, srd proba
~ thcFziter, II be has aboot 81, ,oN e
ms ms mny mAusze 10 pet through life With
'aa much exextIon. -
20 Aus, ID. Guy Of the Rock, wishea:
Il account for the capanillsy for wnis,ans
J, N4tl Ks Drydeo did. when dld .uy one
DFydcn the question! He whhtled a
went, for want OF thought.
E1xo-tAgs Guy. Bat Ehafe did an1
ing ergo ]rune FW, II EuY isu't far from b
m anything Likes Eny, the Professor IS
sni much ulslaken-ergo:
pes Ladies Possessing l1ve1ler Imagination
zes greater versatility Of thought than zen
ess mep> have neither fancy nor inclination
cs- cultivnte Wtlstllng-
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