The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1869-05-15
VII AHD wISnOM.

NoT long si1cs youth, older w VIII than
10 years, fter beirg cateshised concerning
the power Of nature. replied "Ma, I think
there y one thing nature can't 40 1 ssWh AZ
is ~" eagerly inquired tbe mother. fShe
can't make Bill jones' mouth any bigger
Without setting bis ears back"
"DAR ARE," said sable orator. r'two
reads through this world. De one Am a
broad and marrow ROAD iat leads 10 psrdi-
tion, AMI "a Bider am narrow aud broad
road dat leads % sure destruction" "If
dat an De case said a sable hearer. "dis
cullud individual takes u ds woods
ITO enrich the mind aud purify the beart,
10 keep tie tongue still aud the arm active.
~ eat slowly and sleep quickly, this Ii true
philosophy.
Az irishmaa whC vas asked 20 farnisa
prooi NJ hls marriars, took off his hat and
exhibited a scar 0n hIs hsad. .tIsre.r' aaid
ne, ~ ny certificate. That's Juiyis
mark 4"
Az iliitsrats negro preacher said ID Sic
congregation -"hy brsdran, wasa de fust
ual Adam vas mad hs vas ~ vet olay
and set up agin De nali1gs 70 dry"
"Do ynu say" said Jn- of tna cnnTrara-
ZION, "1Gt Adam va made of wet clay, 40
20. % sgin do palings 90 dry 2"
''fes sar, I do"
Nv ao made po paiiu7-,I
"siE down, sar, saii the preacher stsrnIy.
such questions As Dat would upset any sys-
ten Of tbeolagy."
WESTERN editor know Wy a lituo Gun.
dsy school sirI, who. being asked by he
catech ser, CIV 80 is th5 outward visible
siEn or ilrm il baptism 3n iunlcanLlv "a
piled, Please, sIr, gbs balY"
Loan Nlrbary, haunk been asked e. con
trioute shilling 90 bury an attorney who
died poor, exclaimed "Ua.v -hfIi1R wv
bury An attorney "Hsrs's 4 guinea; ~
and bury tse0ty zone IF them &"
IHA'rs very singular sati Y -5u1r W.
dv 60 a Een-enan wln hud ki.ssi hs-
"o7, se., ny dea- miss, ! can make it
Dll-al."
a LrrLs f-Ii1r had Y ai-tv fGos, sni IVY,
'saeoer t'id BIN b - sui wash il he
tnen wen' out and stayed CIR a few minutes.
aHd th-n Game baek With tha lower Ha.f -F
his cnuntenAncs t0lerl1.y clean. i . tda 1r-
per bali wet and dirty - hnuy, l." salI ths
teacher. "shg dtd ynu n1- wash your f1cesf'
III dlt wash ii," said Y hnuv WY did
wa .Nt WIG lL -ltus hll DFt~ 0II wire
it a. high az my shirt tail voul4 reach 20
was J1lnny's Conclusive reD.7.
one lAy PirOn Eeat t1 sas vlitairs. b,t
did not dud bin st bono. "a order t5 az.
clte his ire, 1e wro.s On tha door, sold Viii
lail" lW1 lsv, after ha met ths autbr- wv
the 'Nenrlade' iu tbe street "r vns A,
your house" be sa q CD Voltaire. With a
-1eHri "but iid ult i1i ylu at hlmau aI
kno~ N, " replied NoLllir-, "yoa lsfl ygur
name 10 the door"
ClCLDS'r auBsCRIBE.-A pair Of those La a.
tere-tfnE, entertaining ladies'. WHO seem wv
carry o1 40 large business in ths Eay w
procuring sut scrir5i1ns f1r new works, ao3
aho are 50 delightfully."- importunate. M
s~eetIv u1-get--iIa1.1. cllsi short
ume since AZ .ne uihct W y yo1uz LAWYER
'or The purpose 1' getting uim CD subscribe.
''lnizsd ladies'" saII he. "the partner.
ship 0t which I um Y humble mentsr ta.
Lately beel - imPrndsat as o. issue q nsw
Wofk oi Jhrir own, Which. fn Consequence of
lhe enormous xaense attending Its VI .l-t-a
ti1n-, embellishments, etc W. completely
crippled us.'
"Iheat perhaps" replied che angelic can
Rasser -"e c1uId procure YOU some suh.
scrioers. What dJ yOu call your work -
"Ne.l, we have n0t fully determ ned as
yet but gless Pu let mV wife hava hs-
own way, ani cIll 10 after me C1ar.rs
Henry"