Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-09-25
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.


1t will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted
1t cayes chronic and inAammatory rheumatism
no matter of how long standing. Ii will cure
any and all cases of d ptheria, in It's most ma
Gon,nt farms in one duy-wo will warrant 1t
in anv case if directions be strictly followed. II
cn,cs Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
II will cure the Toothache in one minute. IL
cur plcuriSy and Pneumonia, ehcctuaiIy' IN
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. II
cures Asthma and Bronchitus when all other
remedies fail. |, cures Dyspepsia, Palpitation
If the Heart, Liver Complain! and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remedy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully in several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two ,easpoonsful will etlectually cure any
case Of Diarrhoea or DySentery. 1t cures ordi.
nary Coughs and Colds in one night--never
fails. II cures Neuralgis, this troublesome and
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
ctfcctually in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it nevor
fails to effect cure in four or five application
-sonae of Il csc were of 20 and p years stands
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprainS, Bruces and Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases OF that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case oil
Scrofula though he has never had an opportunl-
ty'of testing it, save in ole case, child years
old which had been soIcly afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases OF
Cholera Mortus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which we think it is no,
necessary TO mention in detail here. In conclu-
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recommending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as its
virtues are known.
n. B.-No person must expect one bottle to
cure case of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years standng-though IN many cases one
bottle will make an ellectual cure-but continue
the use of it until cure is effected, which vii!
undoubtedly be the case.
u Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
mancn.ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the stanton Vndcator.
O. Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities aad
Tcwns IN the United States tC sell It IS cclehra-
ted Anodyae Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
!.oc!: Box I'll, Staunlon, Va.
July 81, 1869. 6m
o. For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
herdsiown