The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1869-12-24
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TINS epitaph is a somewhat extraordi.
nary combination OF resignation and
politencss
"She once was minc and now,
To thee, o Lord, ! her resign,
And am your Obedicnt humble servant,
RoBgRr KENT.
Iay~ Go to r. L Morris and pur.
chase something useful for a Christmas
present.
Az immigration agent states that he
has settled eighty families Of Danes
lei Oklahoma, Hiss, and is confident
that within the next ten years he will
have introduced twenty thousand
Scandinavian families into Mississippi
and Alabama. An immigration socie
ty has been formed among the plant.
ers AT Oklahoma, and fifteen hundred n
ores have been given to the company.
to be sold at avery low price to actual
settlers.
s9- Before Christmas, Mt Halliday &
Cos choice chromos, book marks, il.
Eliminated crosses, doll hooks, birthday
cards and other new and choice articles
AS old gentleman died in Canterbu.
~, Connecticut, the other day, at the
age Of seventy five, and was buried in n
suit Of clothes, which he had procured
when a young man, and had worn con.
stantly as 3 Sunday suit for more than
half q century. lie hal been married
four times, and on each occasion wore
the same suit
BeA- Fur Capcs Fur Mufs Fur
Cuffs and Fur Trimmed Hoods, all
going oB % low figures at Stones.
A German Journal gives the following
dialogue between Two sneak thieves in
Berlin Peter-'Wel ell, things have got
30 there is no trusting anybody. Now
the other day | gets into a house and
there's never a soul at home. l goes
into the first story and finds O heap Of
fine things spoons and clothes an all
lmskes EN- into a bundle and puts EN-
convenient to carry of. Then ! goes
up steers to inspcctionate around a bit.
and comes down and finds some seal
lywag has come in through my shutter
and stole my bundle and got of with
it" Franz-"Well, that is d ID dis
honest. Folks are gittin' too mean fol
anything now
Rga- REWARD To every persou
purchasing six dollars worth of
at n time will be given one of those
beautiful hemstiched handkerchief
worth e~ighty.fye cents.
g. E. HALLIDAY &CO,
BA. The handsomest line Of Holiday
Goods at the Book Store ever brought
to McConnelsyille.
aeA- Go t. Chris Burcholter's fol-
Fresh Taiia for Christmas.
pa Tomorrow will be Christmas
and all intending to make themselye,
and their friends presents, should not
fail to examine the large and excellent
stock Of Goods at the Book Store be.
fore purchasing elsewhere.
A teutonic citizen, out West, went d
way from home on a business tour
leaving money with his wife to pay tho
support Of the family. On the first day
Of his return his wife asked him fol
five dollars TO 60 a marketing. "Vail
beas de seven hundred tollars | lef
NIT you p said the husband. "Yo,
know, Hans said the yrow, persuas
lively, Katrina is growing up so yer,
much, and bought her "A pianner.'
"A pianner r. yelled the antonishe,
Teuton thought Katrina a pianner
Veil, you zhust go an un cook dc plan
ner T. "Ach = shrieked the mo,he
Of Katrina mind, now-der is NOR
vos amt got to say - says Hans I'VE
You get hungry you shust make you
sassages out of der pianner keys p
"Ach r. Don't ask for money to &c
der markets. Make leg Of mutton on
of pianner legs and aohop up pianne
cover into sour krout." Zach Him
mel
gaS- Large lots Of the handsomes
and most attractive foods for the 10.
days nov at the Book Store Of Adai
Bros.
H65~ Best quality Of chewing Tobacco
for sale by d. &C, w. Aummey. T..
HeAThe most appropriate, useful an
cheapest present that can be given DIT
ring the Holidays, may be selected fror
the large and splendid assortment {
Books now in stock at the Book Stor
Of Adsir Bros.