The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-05-16
WIT AND WISDOM.
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c.a a bare assertion be eaiie" . ''''"'''
truth coffea il generally the
oSswstirring, event of the DAY. 40
H srb.t ship, is always laden witn KNOW
,.asef scholarship. .;it,...y,Ey ., ts.,.t--.
pr,r LAYING down the law az Sne ' cliHsn'
Ia when he floored ms couhseior
wbv is O cabbage run 10 s sser 4'Ae
loVer' ncommon thing for people with
1t Is NJ S e ,o,,lin them to go to the bads
plenty man. your bride must be.wen be-
founS sr;age' but you must both be one
fore mai "A, sesf11tI Eaaast9sf@ sat pshlA
ait 'sSr = rich man in bringing up his son
a man ambitious to make What Aaron re9 : m MAJ
"a golden calf. ,,s.,,.y a.t:5 {,a .
W. ia the camel the most lrascloie AMI
W.! he worlaf Because he always has
"1 M, ,yas, Jonah the strongest ma1 ~ BE
nsay,he whale couldn't hold ann altsf ho
had got him down. a-ast s,o.'-.. ~, 81,
nav ,aices are like rats, and mans nina
atrtanNthey get in easily, and then
"ant ret out at all. sfsd ssiaEN'. ep1 -" |
caa . advertising for u situation,
"a 80 is n iperfectl mistress OF hel'ewn 4
NJ What asouriosity ne SIS '1s4'''" "a
''n ~, e.o - q chord of love running through
r Ines' soapds of creation, but tue col, Of
ave alone can distins pfsh t. rTills
No support, when we are right, can oe
aor;yed from those who are very reauy 10
yieldato US when we arg wrofs'
often do we think when We 9geH to ae.,
| IA act when we ought to think hence
an FREQ aenty as fatal as rashnsss.5 :
ss} g.; e a baby like sheaf Of wheat
Daom,a 1it IA first eradled, then thIashed
nnd snally becomes the fewer of the family
u * 4 curious fact, says sentomQlogists,
.hat II ia only the female mosquito that Tor.
rnents ms. An old bachelor says 1t IS n nt
| at all curious. Sl.7gsat5 $3.50,
A fastdioas taste II like a sqaeamish al; ap-
netite-the ono has its origin ia some his-
ease of the mind, as the other has In some
II ain,ent Of the stomach oi.GIA
Il sSNyon of genius make the best husbands ;
IS aeanlibos too much opinion of his own deaI
II self and too little of women to be easily
Ia governed. --..,-,., f.. .xrs.,, -,
esa Ma. If yot, give me an apple I win be
mod" g No. my child, you must not be
GOOD for payEyou ought to be good tol
/ nothing IL z7ida.s- aozisss H1Ht'gA 3Ee4@.s
III Al au being asked, as he hay summing
himself in the grass, what :, was Ine II
of his ambition, replied, = marry = Flcl
widow with bad cough! 5.sA' gt7@Fg.
-awhat are you burning on my writing
table, sonny Z" said an author ito his SIX
| vear-old. "Only the paper that's wrlttel
all over, papa. hain't touched the clean.
Knowledge cannot be acquired withou
pains and application. 1t is. troublesome
and like deep digging for pure water Su
I when once y0n come to tue springs, tne
4 will rise up and meet you. ...5srs,..,
poor man came to a miser and said,
have a favor to asl.n "SoIhaye IL said tn
| miser, grant me the first" agreed
"My request u.s." said the nriser,, iE tifat SO
ask me for nothing s,-ssiATaJo 8gAI
person who advertises in a mornir
| paper for n clerk, holds out this induc
ment, "a small salary will bs. glyen,ab
| be will have enough of overwork~ to mai
up the deficiency" q 'a' '"' ..'''>' 90
A richly dressed lady stopped b'
trudging along with basket, and aske
"My little boy, have you got religion
"No, nsa'am,n said the innocent, I've
| potatoes" d., ..-s sFf-
A Louisiana paper has the following:
| mother and her child were accidental
ground up in Boggs's sugar-mill last wee
| We regret the accident, as the quality
sugar furnished at the place has been We
| good"
When the Duke of Choiseul, n remal
ably meagre man, came to London to nes
tiate n pence, Charles Townshend ben
- asked whether the French GoyeEnment- i
sent the pretiminarfes of II treaty; answer
fff do not know, but they have sent
| outline of an ambassador r.f;s
/" It's really too bad,n exclaimed you
| lady, to railroad conductor, who ]
taken her hnH mile beyond her desti
ton, 81 told you when I'first got in VIII
! wanted to be set down - Well, mi'
conductor + ret you ont 81
as could findin my heart to part with 20
! No more was said. g.- .u
A lovelorn swain broke wish-b
with his hearts queen somewhere VI
New Hampshire. Meow, what do
wish, Sally ~ demanded Jonathan, vii
tender grin of expectation. 81 wish
handsome" replied the damsel, ''handst
as Queen Victoria.n Jerusalem VIII
wish, when you're handsum huff neo
said Jonathan but rIl tell you VIII
wish, Sally, that you were locked in
arms and the key was lost"
CATHOLIC MIssIoNs.-The latest intellig
from China, dated the 18th of January of
] year, records once more not only the cor
slons which never cease in that land but
continued existence of phenomena of W