The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-02-18
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Olla-POdrida.

whisky.
The best exercise of memory
Remember tho poor.
An Engaging" cCcupalion-The
hiring of servants.
A bad sign--to sign another man 4
name to note.
Lcgacy-Tho spice which ombalms
your memory.
Liborty--What woman feels in.
cliuod to take ifrofused.
Banb--Much admired as a hus-
band, with plenty Of mint sauce.
language. torrent from a vo.
mans tonguoi @ current nom her
eyes.
| Why was Mohammed like a man
in church with Bad cold2 Because
his coughin had to be suspended.
An old lady hearing Of pedes-
trains "gteat feat" wondered why
they didn't interfere with fast walk,
ing.
What is the difference between a
young lady and her night cap ? One
is born to we'd, aud tho other Is borne
to bed.
There are four grades Of students
in tho New York Velocipede School
the "Timid Toddlers," the "Wary.
Wabblers," the Goit-Graceful," aud
the "Fanoy Few"
lfyou are very precise man, and
wish to bo certain OF what yoa get,
never marry girl named And, for
We have tho authority OF tho best
grammarians that Gam is an indeiin.
ate article"
"Whats that2" asked a soholmas.
ter, pointing to tho letter X. ats
daddy's name" "No, you blookhsad,
it's X" "Tat'nt X, nuthor it's
daddy's name, for seed him write
It many time"
Hawthorne says il is "curious to
imagine what murmurings aud disa
content would be excited If any of
the great so.oAlled oalamitios of hu-
man beings were TO be abolished. las,
for instance, death"
A three year.old youugstur saw
drunken man ''tacking" through the
street. "Mother," said he, "did God
make that mani" She replied In the
affirmative. Tho little fellow reflect
cd for a moment, and then exclaimed,
~ wouldn't have done it,"
An apothecary, who is continually
troubled with tho inquiry for the
timo, was asked the other day,
"ploase, sir, tell mo what time it is ?"
"Why, gave you tho time not
minute ago l' said tho astonlshed
sPothooary. ayes sir" replied the
lad, "but this is for another woman" !"
How old is the word Urinolhe 7
Can any reader supply an axample
earlier than 1852 Lloyd says:
Cumberland had seldom seen
farmers wife with such mlen
She could harangue with wondcrods gtaoo
On crinolines, aud caps, and lace
Rotchschild said one day he al.
ways knew when people were talking
about his fellow Hebrews whether
the latter were rich or poor. Upon
being asked how he oamo to know
that he replied "Why, you see, when
people are talking about a wealthy
man of my creed they call him a q
Israelite, but II he is poor they call
him q jew"
Hev. Mr.. Trasks antidoto for ID /.
baoco Is "rusolution, gentian and the
, grace Of God" The gentian root,
coarsely ground, to bo chowed in
stead Of tobacco until the appetite
for tho latter dies out, can bo pur-
chased of the npothecaties. The
other ingredients Of the antidote cam
not be bought.
Said an old preacher; "Fellow
sinners, il you were told that by GO
{ ing to the top,of those Stairi yonder,
pointing to pair Of rickety stairs al
the end of the church, "you might
4 secure eternal salvation, hardly be-
+, lieve any Of you would try 1t. But
4 let any man proclaim that there arS
,, five dollars in gold for you, and III
: be bound there would be such a get
I ting up stairs as you never did see.
Thermometers are as much needed
: in our day to test the moral terhpera'
turo Of mems souls, as they are to
read the signs Of the weather. Some
= men rise to blood heat without much
4 effort aud it only needs a word tC
, bring them up to the boiling point
q On the other hand, thero are meI
i who are always below zero, and when
/ ever demands are mado upon the
a pocket for public or benevolent OBJ
f jects, they freeAe DIP.
: just before the war, a delegation
10 of Southern men, anxious TO secure
! the support Of the Herald, finally
= urged that unless Bennett would sus
q tain secession, his paper would lose
# the patronage Of the South. Thi
it reused the Scotch blood of the oil,
z gentleman, who rose indignantly aut
o retorted
:. "Dom your Southern patronage l.
IT the chSmbermaids of New York pa,
p me more than the whole South"
This vas not only triie, but effect
ually stopped any further argument
!, The body of William Penn lies il
= little church yard scarcely tweat
"a miles from London. The church an
= surroundings nestle in a deep gorg
"A among the Chiltern hills, in Buck
o. iugh&mshire. The grave Is enclose
% in little square Of hedge, and n