The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1869-05-11

Just now I'm troubled win hOlloWness,
and don't care If do
An freshman who was engaged To cut
ice, when handed cut saw To CONS
mence operations with, pulled out a copper
cent, and turning 10 his comrade, exclaim-
cd: Now, Pat, fair play, head or TAIL
who goes below
A YOUNG 'buck, nowadays, is curously
compounded he has beaver on his head
a goat~ce on his chin, kids on his hands,
doe-skin on his legs, casts sleeps eyes,
and is looked upon by hoo.iing duck MS
dear.
An enraged father had jerked his pro
voking son acros. his knee, and was oper-
ating on the exposed portion of the urchin's
person with great vchcmence, when the
young one dug into the parental legs With
his venomous little teeth.
"Bazcsl what are you biting me forl"
"Well, dad, you begun this here
war;
An iihterate negro preacher said ~ his
congregation: Ny brcdren, when de luat
man Adam was made, he was made OBJ
wet clay, and vet up egin de palings to
dry DO you say said one Of the con
gregaton, 'lat Adam was made oh wet
clay, an set up agin de palngs to dry7
yes, sar, do, who made de paling>r
sit down, sar, said the preacher sternly,
such ,Stions rs dat would upset any
system oh tn ooey.'
A NEW. ENGLAND paper says: Err.
ratum. In our paragraph yesterday con-
corning thirteen ministers who had been
spanked in infancy, for pdaked read yr,rn
! Lled.'
TYp me Il ballad, ladye fayre, my ladye
a ballad typ, and yc man he twirled ye
black mou-tache that covered his upper
lip She lay aside herbrolderie-tor hys
love she strives to wir--and to weird>
like ayr the ladye iayre attune- her man
dolyn. L do not care for wild romance
Of ye days Of Old, says he, but rather I'd
hear, if M ladye please, some touching
meodie And over ye laAye's musyc-
book ye gallant soldier leans, while she
sing with sweet and angel voice, Cap
tsin Jinks of ye Horse Marynts!'
SO she went into the garden to cut a
cabbage-leat to make an apple. pie. and {
great she-bear, coming up the street, pop
its head into the shop. What! no soap!
So he died, and she very impru1cntly
married the barber. An there wer,
present the lcaninnIes and the .Jobllihe
and the Garnllles, and the grand Panjln-
drum with the little round bottom at tn,
top, and they fell To playing catch a
catch can till the gunpowdeI ran out o
heels of their boots.
Miss Adelaide Phillip shortly goes t.
Europe to fulfill a two years engagement
in Paris. Her friends propose to Civ
her complimentary concert at Mu-i
Hall previous to her departure
The carriage factory OF Gardner Ph,l
lips al Augusta Me, and mn adjoinln
f barn, and Steven brick store in Piusdor
were destroyed Icy fire on Tuesday no.
ing, and "A good deal of property was cor
sumed in each instance.
The Freshman boating crew vi Val
have challenged the Freshman rev {
Harvard The challe. &c has been acceJ
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Miss Elizabeth Peabody, sister Of Mr.
Horace Mann, who has devoted son
yeas Ia the study of the kindergarten sy
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Dea'hS IRON 'un7'r"k' are sad To
r much more frequent al the N"r'h thAn
i the south lie southern people exp"
themselves ''' To the sun
AT the Mi>s;s.ippi State Fair the Sa
c tini GOLD medal was awarded TO Lnc
n Stamps. the grand daughter of Go
h Uumnhreys and orond.niece of LETTERS,
n Davis A Southern paper saws the AVA
was made without the sIirhtcs, knowled
=. on the par OF inc committee, oil the "a
thorshlP OF the piece
" A police captain at New York has be
fined $1,000 Tor An unlusiifabe ASA,
y upon citizen.
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