Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-09-18
DIR. French's
AN0DYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

Ii will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
1t cures chronic and fammatory Rheumatism
no matter Of how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of d ptheria, in It's most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant 1t
in any case il directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Toothache in one minute. 1t
cur Pl urSy ard Pneumonia, effectualy, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. 1t
cures Asthma and Bronchitus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, PalpitatIon
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and moro permanently than any
other remedy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsful will effectualy cure any
case of Diarrhoea or Dysentery. 1t cures ordi.
nary Coughs and Colds in one night-never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia, this troublesome AMI
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
effectually in Two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails TO effect cure in four or five application
some Of IL ese were of 20 and 25 years stands
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprainS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case OF
Scrolula, though be has never had an opportunl-
ty'of testing it, save in oue case, child years
old which had been soely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles wero used internally and externally
and a permanent cure was the result Cases oil
Cholera Nor, US have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which we think il is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
hav. refrained from saying or recomnl ending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
N.B.-No person must expect one bottle TO
cure case Of Rheumatism or Spinal Anechon
OF years standing-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an eflectu al cure-but continue
the use Of it until a cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
o. Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Staunton Vindica,or.
0T Try Que Bottle of the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns m the United States TO sell this ceehra-
ted Anodyne Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton, Va.
July 81, 1869. om
o. For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
herdstown