The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-06-14
Ladies' Column.

cause its ia dear little thing. b,,,Bars
A man without wife is like fork
without handle. ..,,. ,.,yr ina, m,;,.t,c,
4 Marriage without means is like a horse
without his beans q. igi!i1y yd / al
"Look out for paint" as, the girl said
when her lover went TO kiss her, lyilal fli q
4 Mormon Bishop lately got thrashed
Said conceised young lady-"YOu
men are covct-us set" - "
A cynic thinks the schoo! in which
women nel1g study is the academy Of design.
I Why arc good husbands like dough? /.
Because all good women need them. = Sya
4 A vper's tongue is said to bo7 six inch
es long-a scolding woman's has no end. i
\. "Mum" is used as title for ladies on
account OF their wcll-known love Of ST. 4
| 81" 49, res t'F' NA 'f'N to- ltyOlI 1eNN
Miss Pepper, Of Philadelphia, 'rreseu resem- +
bles the French Empress more than any
other lady in America. .,gi5as;s BRAT ~'a9
Ifyou want to know how quick YOU !
can run milo. tell ared headed woman Il
that her baby squipts. 10, IN .. noag6si
7
why is a gal baby like wheat! Be-"
cause it is cradlcd, then thrashed, and 4
finally becomes the flower Of the family.
"A friend Of ours says he'd rather bo
married "a month than lihayepia cold .
week.! ~ ly4#'ga.ogoa - oi Il beoe
"rcll me- dear sir, are you fond Of
tongue% ~ always was, madam, and
like it still" 4 vii sa III .i.,t,,.,4,r /, A.
Why are old maids the most charming
Of people? Because they are all matcl,-;
less. f eogn1u ioE ~ IN .!'if,s nip..
Eugcnie's latest is white dfoss trim
med with flounces Of red, pink and
peach blossom silk. ,,,,sS,,'a,,,
Wedding cards now have The name, Of
tho bride and groom, groomsmen.
bridesmaids and ushers all on one card.
Why are young ladies kissing oach
other like Christianity? Because they do
as they would like to have others do unto
them.
g Theodore Tilton's idea Of millennium is
the time when, every woman will have,a
wedding ring on her finger ard ballot
in her Hand. .'''s''' Gi'F 7sisff7l
One Of the results Of Anna Dickiuson's
teachings has appeared in Dcs Moincs.
A young woman has entered timers
shop as an apprentice. S'af ~ asf
|, The shocmakcrs say that they like short
dresses, because Tie ladies' who wear
them buy very pretty beots, which arc
naturally very expcusive.4ii ,tanbaat
Pc lady ii ST. Louis adycrtises for
"help' WHO 1"knows d slap;jack from
boot.jack," and who will not wash her
feet in the dsh-tub instead Of the wash
tub.
Nothing sets up a woman like calling
her ugly, Orotelling her that sho pads.
She's right up like cat when a strange
dog comes near her-shc's all eyes claws,
and brlstles. -.l1.i'gJa yi'i i'fI'iI5I5 IN
rIu si5aaEt9ag iaaal yur qyhd ''9mil
Two young women, on, an average.
commit suicide in Paris eve,y day. in con-
sequence of disappointed lort. One man
does the same on account Of peeauiary
en'barrassnenss"lslq oi loolrq re igaF
A man, evidently ohtn -peckei. says,
tut ifin our sc'otl.days the 'irulc ,of
threee" is proverbially trying, how ,nucli
h'rdcr, in after life do wc feel tue rulc,f
"ono."
1At !n,g 9d innl o,il
Married couples resemble % pair Of
shears. said Sidney Smith, $50 joined
that they caunlt be separated oftcn mo-
wing in different directions, yet always
publishing any one who comes between
them. isFgH am. sYllJS h9I.u 5Il ~
An Irish girl in the employ ofone of
The first families of Quincy, was sent, the
other day, to a dry goods store.l within
sttuctions to bring home a bed comforter.
sh, returned, after short absence, with
me of tho clerks. 49,,
A young lady who prided herselfon
geography, seeing, candle aslant, re-
marked that it reminded her Of the Lean
ing Tower Of Elsa M'Yc,,' replied
wag, with this diff, reilce-'tha. Ia n
tower in Italy, while this is tower in
grease. s7i,ai'-ai ba791ls3 sE mgili b
q AFrench paper gives this advice to
vouhs men :-lfHa lady says II can
never love you, wait little longer--all
hope is not lost. But It she sbys mo
one has more sincere wishes for your lap
pinsss than take your. hut. 10 eiaed
A German Count il Under arrest at
Louisville, Ky.,i for marrying gnn,hrce
women there, two in Baltimore. and an
entire brigade in New York The pa.
pcrs say lie had wife on the brain.s
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