The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-03-08
Hons, Reading. :.


care to our eDillns adds a nall. no doubt
Whale cytrylaugh'so merry draws one out out,
What J9of covers the most noisy ten.
ant! iThe roofaof the mouth. bfI T.
A round Of pleasure some times rem.
dcrs'lt difficult {, to make things sluarc,,tn
Reader, did you cvcr enjoy the ccstatic
bliss Of counting Ii you didn't then
getia'little gatau-try. .hI"1taa .'a4ala
A patent FIR a snoring prcvcntitiyc'
has been applied for. lt;c5nsists in the
application Of .; lclothes-pin to the nose
Afree-lunclier says the Broadway;ho,
tells adopted round tables to prevent thei.
bOardcrs from getting gpa square, meal,
Quillssnre'tbings that are sometimes
taken from the pinions Of one goose tc
spread the opinions'of ano,her!A
Gan any civil, engineer inform u, how
il i, tbf thy mouths Of rivers are larger
than Ggall tlieirn ein heads! 10 gailao,ss a1lsI
When is a flock Of sheep like our oil!
mate G0WhCn It is composed of' all weth-
crs.Yiis2Up tDa,T.fl Sat'DjbI5 6aT fi':'ET,
.igmr,sgs ,av i.TsGtgs 81
oA,lis,Will ltravali.from pN1aine, I'd Gedr-
gin while the!j is lputtinp,T on l:er
boptssyd ,a1noiSt a hsf9u fi.Ir'l NJ
'isweet are the uses Of adversely, "nbut
the adyersityfthat brings sugar up To
tWepty, cents a pound makes the sweelcn.
ing come ra,A.ero odear,iiDics,7 s.is aar no
Wien n, lbas lbSass fea,ihsersa ,ihssrsai ss1 his pes,
you VIII generally find that hea also plumes
himsfflf upon IT, Howitrpe. is it. there
lore a EsiEshes ,5sEts tpke unto themselves
"'"ss' "Ess .sniliqA .st!cGt7a mGslaI ,I,gro'
:A7vagin Indiana, not long since since pur- u.-
chased fine, horse !, returning, from rom "a
ride q few days afterwards, be said Ii, had
discovered n quality in Ills animal Which
added '6fiy 'dollarsH to its value; Il sLied
at 4 constablc.rids1 tie 'D9,sS 'sfaI
iISHHS, 49, ~,Ssa-frl9N .aaiafu .dnta
To,lealn iorcaditho following 80 asi II
make good sense is the mypery. .sT
''ID Dtlice read SEQ ,llas me. .as,.y n,
Love is up will III hive
But that spd you 'huo ymfll
le15Ons anpd ddSowuynd iyouiif sw vo.yd
A5youhg vent Into lfas} sonaay'o
music, ,thco,her day,.o and asked ahe
polite proprietor il he hud stnnyifslincins
testiilssf for LYRICAL purposes sHa ,Shewant-
cd eat-gut gqitqr strings, ,,Eor eonce, in
his 'tkc yonug man fnalana "wcakened, and
was carried out donl d ca1csllea postage
stah,pU .dt3 ,aiej> 10 gsE',fe5a 19a
order drs,e2an amuse Sc ,hs,sldren issl % on'p on
Sabbath 4 lady Was engaged III III reading
frodl'llic ll'iblc The STORY Vi David uhd
Goliah. and pcouingH6 that passage III.
which Golial, SO obopstinglyi andidefnaly
dared The young tstriplius,1 a little clap,
almost in his first trousers, said !. ,"Sister,
skip tlat; oseip'that ;sh9s Slowing I
want to kidwsRhoillcked.n i.Gt7G9J lonf
aa. i0j ..mii % b1G4ii req !hoica lie
Tbs ,othera day. ga yyy9lunglady stepped
iuto d well-khoSn establishment on, Bpl.
tiihort street aud ihquifed OF lIiid lIidiihds9pee Z
have you onyi mouse. coloted
ladies' gloycs!' .aoiispq I'D aiGt9i Ii
"Mouse-colored, Miss?"
ayes, sorkof1g+dyAjusf the color
ofyour, ,drayfrs:'s,li ,naanipg ,Yths store
drawers, YlhicA! were painted gray. ,oj,,,
H'My dFa&eers.,' Miss. calculated The
youngl linanag glancing dOSn''a 'atlhip 3ifssss
eeifuverything was right anu :tight
NY arawers, MisssiwhyfIialomt 1wear
qdo tuoda 10 toit,q E raTo bsbp
YlssnhMntn sseGsdlgis) htaiiysncss
concludes rurart dfIoR iDuhIaf Scots
speech .imtl.ei House ayuins., s,leircsoluA
st! fHa Ffsg gs ~ h ausSgn ,s 8 sg
follows :'"A' ihost Singular Incident o. 81.
cured while MI. sdottwas speaking III.
der resolution pissed yesterday. I He
vas limited to fifteen minutes. n Ten min
utes, after he commenced the clock in the
hall stopped, stood still thirty minutes,