The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1869-06-19
THE MINER.
Written for TIE AnyccArE
THE COAL COMPANIES AGENT.
pEHrD tHs scESFs.

H1di u TIRE SCkFFs-
N q rascal be c'evcr, 50 much TIE worse
FIJI rs -asc4ls who arc not clever, that need
have dealing with hin. Il is sad calamity
On be in che grasp Of such.
d0 Hot mean % say Mr. Stirring ~ q cIc-
yer rascal, Of that he is clever without being
q rascal, 1r a rls,a. without being clover, 81
anything az this sort bat there are some
wha think him both one and the other--a
sc.t of CON binsuou ~ the tvs but they
never miss their mark farther than when in-
lulEirg .n these absurd suggestions.
-lr. Stirring certainly Is au Important per-
sou re tolo0s ~ from the distance, hC 6eeps
people OF who hold inferior positions under
h.m Few 81 these can come near enough
70 examine him critically; were such tbe
case. people could read Stirring instead Of
reading this paper, which IS written 70 dis
pa. Che popular n0l'0n concerning Shrrng's
greatness ana rasoaI-v people persist SO
in their absurd impI- ,ions, that poor
srribes are put to infinite trouble to have
these sbsurd Impressions core oted. Even
MIL Stun rE does imself Che -.Css Injustice
10 think himself a person Of the greatest con
sequence but 7 think after he peruses mY
paper from be- inning 70 cld, bis opinions
on rhe subject Of ais IMMENSE ignltv-which
tU maintain requires gG Tt--uil bJ reas1ua-
bly, modified. To DO this | mus, hold him
LOOKING CLASS.
Look through this and examine your fea-
tuTcs closely MT. Stirring, aud tell me that
you see there. Nol see those features Of
yours are sgt, they are touched with immO-
bhty you have fixed them by habit, Mr.
u d.. 4. al
ress about ta,m they on.y become people
Who are busl.y engaged Az working out some
hard mathematical solution. The soldiers
killed poor Archimedls for far less, when
they caught him busy solving problem 1u
the sand. i was a sad lng Or the poor
inventor of the screwjaCk, Le ~al.l not
afford a slate ana pencil Re could then have
refined with bis problem, and .ett .he yaga-
bond soldiers to themselves. But possibly
Mr Stirring you are not acquainted With
the ancient gantiemnn ARD sI -as.-g ", and
thus p sad ting for you, li yuu aTe not.
Be tais as II may, you % uot luOk over
pleasant and yet you are entirely disagreea-
bie ara Stern Your little black eyes are
rather restless, aud ron about la9 wil5-dre
al times l'-t curing such times, as n0t
muscle III your counteuauce moves, IVY can
not be certain that YOU are excited r,Ir
voice does Toe hetray you; You have .Al
tones of tbis fxed 10 match with rogr i7ex-
pressifL. lcuutltauce. Your IVES .Eumine.
tutuo your countenarce, WITH spark 81
intelligence yet, you have some Intelligence
Notwithstanding. ana Won use tLe IVY. rart
0fft ugery.ur account bypl.f-5 carc~u .r-
dlrcc rs lsc+. whether il rI.ases y.u rr
not shah tell you rtat Oh 3 nrarlt ab-a1ls
Fly a.l I'VE can ncJ couseisllal-iF blame
YOU Ion YOUR Countnauce. when the IS .ne
case; We may -g.l you, however, CHA. guIr
couuieusuce is business c1Jltsra.ce; +.
belongs t0 YOUR business and yCur business
belongs W a g-ra- coal y0ra y hence,
WA may srv. l,l have gwen YOUR -aunle-
rance w t.. zro.t caa. corporation It ]. vour
Ion Iu .le te serve
There y. ts.T 0ra conclusion a. er draw
from the above. ,st i-- JCur rl1s .gr ui-
en rH~t belong. III. ".u c.n....' WEI
mast except ,ac.ee, however. ..ese l1 1ot
seem .a a.l..e .l ..a cauuteaanas entirely,
yet tte7 ar- .U.u ..ut to it; th.s is all you
cam recall .leu a- .m-s-at wl0 z mav sab
when something outside 1t tla "cympl-
ty's' affairs rar..es gClr attention. IL II
vall t1 te iu pes sion at ul Z. eyes, Ar
SUrrur, ioI .len VIC can tske iliCp. n5gut
views gf o,her people ard NJ other things
tfat 81 aot belong % ,he coal conpauies TIE
serve lel, ior aN .his- you very persist
emily view -7Iy'.inE tu7- ~7u are brought
ia-o contact 0l-h t.r.u5l RI .se eye5 A- ,-r
Iue ll5t az. (. ..' , W 'ne co', l'5 WYE l''7
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EoIa~ lo cass it wit. auF -c9meiucal -anre.
WE ,hal waste anF more time Cvarycur
iHeZnressia.- features we shall now hold the
mirror AZ your
PHYSIOLOGICAL 1FrARrrES-.