Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-08-20
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a muller Well, she's muller.
There is said to be no sure cure for
red hair but death.-
Frederick Doug ass, jr., was married,
/ few days ago, in scam bridge, Massa-
chusetts.
! Olive Logan. syyims like aduclx.
Men and hogs are the only beasts
ever knOWnto get drunk.
Household Words-"Bye, bye" or
"buy,. buy el0 just as circunBtanceg
require.
"a dreadful little for a shilling"
/ said Skinfint to a druggist. of whom
he had just purchased an emetic.
"Pretty girl, Amanda is" "Ahi is
she blonde or brtnette 9'' Oh she
has her days Of BOTH
/ Brick Pomeroy calls the women en-
i gagged in the women's suffrage busi-
/ ss-pantaloonaItes. auF
/ Baber's face was blank In the shadow
( of the eclipse, at Louisville, on Satur-
day evening.
Aprinter's toasts ssWoman-the fair
est work in creation. No man should
be without a copy"
Every man owes so much to himself
/ that he is never quite able to pay &c
O1t.-k'Fel1J1ce.
Stonewall Jaclzson's wife has just re-
ceived $4,000 as bequest.
The Democratic T. P. p. P.'s-Paclz-
| er's Purse, Perishing and Plunder.-
/ Philadelphia Press.
Indiana is about to receive on invoice
/ Of eight hundred Chinese railroad la
/ borers. r,.--
/ Saratoga letters report an abundance
of well-dressed pickpockets Of both
/ sexes.
Alexander Burns, second cousin Of
! Robert Burns, is q resident of New
Harmony, Indiana. He is eighty years
of age.
What is the difference between very
young and very old WOmen7 The first
are careless and happy the second,
hairless and cappy.
Miss Asphyxia gives as a reason for
declining to marry a widOwer the fact
that she is down On secondhand chill
dren.
Andrew Johnson, it is said, has a cat
aract in the throat. 1t is not a water
fall, nevertheless.
Why was Pharaoh's daughter like a
broker? Because she got a little
prophet from the rushes on the banks.
What is the difference between a
matchmaker and a jailer2 The one
sells watches, and the other watches
cells.
Miss Edmonia Lewis, the colored
sculptress, reached Cleveland on Sat-
urday, direct from Italy, and is now
visiting oberlin.
Babies are the coupons attached to
the bonds of matrimony. The inter
est is due at random.
In an Illinois cemetery is a tomb
stone bearing only the simple but
touching ephitaph, ''Gone up"
A clear case of obtaining money un-
der false pretences-the Democratic
nominatiOn.-Liht Press.
The Utica Observer says there are
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50835624lI09556 more flies this year than
last by actual count.
A Chinese giant, eight and one-haIf
feet high, arrived in New York a few
days since. BE is properly named
Chang-Hi.
An editor, alluding to the demand
for female suffrage, female doctors.
and female clergymen, remarks that
another want presents itself-that Of
female women,
Scene at Long Branch: ''The horrid
surf makes me keep my mouth shut"
Sarcastic husband-'fTalze some OF it
home with YOU"
General w. II. Gibson has prepared
a lecture on "The Battle Fields Of the
South" B" which he has just been vislt-
ing.
Doubtless Frank Blair viii come up
spOuting somewhere, before long, but
he is at present nowhere.
wendell Phillips lives with simple
frugality, but he gives away so much
that, though mis- income is large, the
end Of the year finds him without a
dollar in bank.
They have a dog in Indiana that plavr
on the piano and howls. Indiana is
great 81 ate. The dogs are equal to ths
humans of some other States.
4 Many people think themselves per-
fectly virtuOus, because, being WELL
fed, they have no temptation 70 vice.
They don't distinguish between virtue
ana victuals.
A young lady at Troy, New York.
has q photograph album containing
male friends, labeled ''BOok Of Hims."
A druggist in Louisville keeps a
stuned duck in his window. 1t is a
good sign for quack medicines.
The late John A. Roeblings's win
gives his business manager $4,000, the
Trenton Childrens' Home $4,000, the
Trenton Widows Home $4,000. his
widow 100000, and each Of his chill
dren SlO0, 900.
If you and your sweetheart vote up
on the marriage question, you for it,
and she against it, don't datter your
self as to It's being 8 tie.
John is coming. The first Chinaman
in Denver, or Colorado, has hung out
his sign on a small shanty; "Hong
Lee-washin' and ironin'"
Springfield has a Champion Borer-a
bumble-bee who bored through thirty
feet of a pine board. But Columbus
has Baber.