The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-02-27
VARIETY.

Goethe snvss ssWLat u man wished in his
youth comcs in heaps ., his age Shall We not
learu then o. wish only the highest?''
lle who c1nuat bear the laugh or the world.
would better u1t attempt the correction OF it,
errurs or the reformation Ut it, abuses.
What We luck iu natural abilities may usually
Be mads Up iu industry. y dwarf will keep
pace with guut # he viii but move his l---
h.st enough.
No man in En=and thinks Of blrcIsin- his
own b0ot-." said an EEslistrnau % Mr.. Lincoln
Whose boots dves be black Mr. lincoln
asked
canuy S,otcbulan, Speaking of the way the
money gu,s iu 11ud1u, said that De had not been
there halfa day before % Bang went saS-peuce,''
Men drink in crowds because they afraid to
drink by themselves. IL requires g10d deal Of
courage o. stand up alone and pour glass Of
whisSey down your thrOst-
The body l1s IT. rights, AMI i- viii have them.
They cannot be tramplcd ON without peril. The
body ought D. DC the SOULS best friend Many
good men have, however. neglected To- make. II
such, and it has become 4 hend, and has
plagued rhem.
Ben Pcrley Poor. booking at Grccnough's un-
drnpcd statue OF Washington, one day, with n
frozen rain drop ou tie end Of it, nOzc. sitting
out in the weather at the freezing point, said
.'P0or George, he's pointing . the Patent Office,
where bis breeches are,''
Repruvc mildly and swcetly, in the csIincst
manner, in the scntlcst terms; not in n naughty
or inperi,u- wav. not hastily or fercely nor
with sour books. or in bitter language; for these
ways do but begel all evil, and hinder the best
ef1rts Of reprJof They do certainly Inlane
and disturb tie person reprOycd-
Goethe's mother Ouce said Of herself: -. Order
and quiet are my characteristics dispatch at
once what / have t. do. the most dI-asreelble
always first, anil / sulp down the devil without
looking at him | always seek out what l. good
IN people, and leave what i bad 70 Him who
made mankind and knows how round OF the
ANGLES
The ordinary definition Of island Is "a pOr-
ti0n of btnd entirely surrounded by water
llIberni1n Of our acquaintance declares that this
does not meet the ease of ireland, which. con-
sacring the position Of the State Church. J. best
described ~ 80 portion Of land entirely Oyerrun
By the seas
\ French journalist wishing to poke fun at the
English, say- that British captain namcl Harris
came acres = -leePins whale Under the i'm
pre-sIpn that IL Island hc landed. and IN
TIE name OF Queen Victoria took possession
The whale awoke AMI went down, carrying the
dscpyerer and biz party; but uIpn all English
charts the place j. markell Harris Island.
The ullowing story, it not true. certainly
well inventct y cJu.ii.ut Nillcritc, meet
iug Theodprs Parker. said % him. Friend, d.
you know tlmt the world j. coming % an emil
uext week. Parker rcrlieI. .- ON that doesn't
concern uIc. 1--we iu EJ-t,n-'' Pa--ius on be-
ttW ELlFli y JltI Emerson. AMI a-ked tire
question Emcr-on's answer Wa-, .. Well, let it
elne ., an end, We sst along full a. well
without 10.
A Scotch baronct. Leing at a parish meeting,
un'le some prplo-a!., which were objected To by
2 Irmer. o Sir. -lid be % the farmer. .. Do
pa know that have been az two universities,
and at twD c,lleSe- u each uniyegsity2'' .. Weel,
-r.' replied the Etrmcr, .- who - tIat2 I had
a calf that sucked tEa <ye. and the Ol,-eryatiJu
made Wa the Iaair he sucked the greater he
grew
Oue Of the met calmly philosophical Speeches
ever heard. ! heard the other day from the
mouth of grcIin- The scene was TIay-feld
h-hmeut.-B,y- were busy erieketing and
g1ed In other sports. E.pyiuS one solitary little
ieaow stretched Jut the grass IN list!e-s abau-
dpnu,eut Of all control biz limbs. - Find the
weather t9J warm for eE-rtiJn2' ] remarked.
NO,' saiI be- % but when bore my-elf dJins
nothing play timc scene -p much lJug-r.' ]
nave uos yet recovered from the -tuIeudJu- depth
"t this answer
practical pliilauthrppi-t, who picks drunk
A'us out % the ulifc, gct- them washed and
t9lned- once visited poor widow 0n a cold
winter day \ clergyman was trying 10 console
aer Have f1ith iu Christ" p" -il he, .. H. will
neip you QuDth the practical man - IL J.
i,'t taIth 10 Christ she lacl-. -hc has a. much Of
tl'it a. you Or lit j. wool she stands iu need
". Her Etith wil not -Ise her. with the Their
i'9meter at zero. No such thing. She has got
ll'th, bat sts wants ircwOodt " The missionary
vent hlf way there wu- no more that be cJuI
,'. Tue practical man had the wood there IN
'olr- Path = good. but practice j. -Dmetime-