The Lincoln County herald., 1869-07-22
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I'fairly r.vsilsd1 ias ~ ssa1AsAsjoS. "a
.gHewaAy anrls nahagSa 10 ~ Aonsel
knew not, ! DE- kpov that JAYss ,cVe,
ried the stone IN triumph, q tbA Ahpato Of
James father, apd that II Il h6~ to 'Be eecH
in front Of abubstxhtisl iirnsh shttfst. n'9ii
That nights,ddvealuis bad ~ seia2ss
effect on ny uusls. snS SHss, spsysa
known afterward to address . yspBS ,gisl
on the subject Of marriage, aud Wien
ghosts were spoken ofNAS W60ld' tArn
pale 10 death. iI& nsttf discovered isNo
trick thatwns played Cd him, but Hrmly
believed. .unt,l bic death, iu the host ef
Hewitts Bridge" -. -.
81. that each hos,'s feelings, ,,shosghts
and actions are psre aod 3 true. then will
Jour lifo be such. ,ne g, b..S l,S, A.. a,
Four things cone NOT back: tho bsokea
word, the sped. arrow the, past, lifc,
and the neglected epPorsasi.y. -. :
A man that has the love Of God 10 his
heart is like the sun that shines and
warns, though il does not speak. -
If you bavs boen tempted to evil, Ay
from il il is not falling into tho water,
but lying in II that browns. ,'}''1ssa'
Sin 10. bad in the eyo, worse In tho
tongue, worse still in the heart, but worst
Of III in the life. =. .gartna' .e',arnt
Two young ladies named Mitchcllsflom
Ficksbuvg, nieces Of JEFF. Davis; ore
among tho Americans who arc now. visit.
ing Paris. l'.g aeaa q. ii, Il az
A bore meeting Douglas Jdrrold. said:
swell what's going ON to. daw r. Il am,"
exclaimed Jerrold, dartins past the.ip.
quircr. "'0'
When Lord sidmouth bnc day said
my brains ore gone to The dogs, this
morning" his friend at once CALCULATED,
"Poor dogs I" .lo.-' aa l,iio.au i
That was greedy Of you. Tommy, 10 txt
your little sisters share. of. tho J cuhe.'
"You told me. mo, thas was slwaya to
take her part said T0umy. ~,
I"You, Jim, If you don't behave yspr-
self III give you good whipping"
."Well, ma, l wish you, would, for you
have never given me a(y licking that I
called good yet" '''' sot'9'''';Fa' '-s1!
How the Chinese manage their deities
AFTER long period Of wet weather,
when they have prayed vainly for splisf,
they put their gods out in the rain to 900
how they like It. ....,...,
A boy having complainsd to his father
that Bill had thrown the Bible at him,
and hurt him on the head, the father
lis %e aks@ s e 4es 9Ab9J Js JsRsF sesF
madc tho least impression" nd sab >:
"Hcre's your money, dolt, aud uhw toll
NC why your rascally master wrote eiEh.
teen letters about that; Contemplate
sum2" "l'm sure l can't say, but If you
will excuse me, sir, ! sort o reckon twas
because seventeen didn't fetch, IT,. WI
As q schoolmastcr was employed Abe
other day 10 Scotland in his '..dslightful
task" Of teaching sharp urchin 10 ci.
pher On the slate, the pfscocious pxptt pdt
the following question to biz isstructhr
:Where di. = tho figures gepg tll;when
'hoy''e rubSi' out. ,.. .Is1a,,,ss,i. ].
"A bishop Who loves tho I weed. nnco
lined with Adui,sl Esraeut,, aaa .afer
the dessert tspdered . bunch Of ,Hsvspas
to the sailor, with the invitation "l1svc
q cigar, Admiral p "a 'sNS; 'Riih6p, y shid
the Admiral, with . qpissisali slsqcs,rl
don't smoks-isvssr 4. .iials laRaiRa.
| Little four yen. ola Mxsis itds iSbe
been vainly 'endeavoriOg 70; puskss sAis
mouth into shape for the whiaileipe AZ
national tune hs had heard ,nppl the
streets, =. At last, Ia despair, be went to
his mother, exclaimfng ! ana, aY'oVsto
tlittle I can't make Z hole Viz thesShsSor
Yankee Doofun to dit outs, s.s,Imoa
"wheni. youbs iydy yaistvY YSdvSyUadb"
said eanileman WITH b Psskinl6aeair
of speaking 10 genatal terms spdnsAalng
some one y R.r.iepl.rs y p9X sysy ajele
pass 10 Al one car and Que " t61 Seket."
t"That Is upon tho principle shst dthiuss
4 PISS readily Though . sasesay X psisiasd
'oe seAI sst ssA isais s'gyiss s,s.,ene
"A gentleman xisp dsss.ibihs 10 DSsssas
Jerroll 'the story Of hisg cQareshipsand
marriage, how his vifs.AAd besA AieAsht
up IN = eanycAt, and wa on he p6int Of
taking the veil. When his pEssSncs burst
upon her enfaptufsd 'SighR. Md'0Gesc.
fesptsd him q t6sss Assbsiasi SJossVld
istensd 70 the ssd. and dquis,lx ssraskpd.
'sh:, simply though. Jsss better AAAan
HH""''5aeafi i' .s4. TOD i,ls ssv, odT
t.aWhiIs trudgins. sleae sas DAY .alaaa
,oldiee, met . YAshpdiss eireuit;ljder,
whom 10 At opse yeeognissd a such, but
Affected isnofsSes Of Il. ~whaSSSn.