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Hollands German Bitters.

! HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC,
spared by DR.. c. M. JACKSON,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
IatY-fye years since they were first introduced
oihs country from Germany, during which time
have undoubtedly performed more cures, and
isltled suffering humanity IN greater extent, Than
9 cher remedies known to the public.
Iasse remedies will etfecIually cure Liver
saPIslni, Jaundi e, E NDyspepsia, Chronic or
aJol Debility, Chr IN OnIc DIarrhea, Disease
he Kidneys, and all Diseases arising from
1Meied Liver, Stomach or IntestInes.
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"WANTED-A CLERK. "A few days ago,
gentleman advertised in this paper for clerk,
and requested applicants to address their notes
to him at the Loi5rT office. BY the close Of
tie first day on which the advertisement ap-
pcarcd, there were four hundred and eighteen
applicants for this one clerkShip. This afford
eli 4 most tOrcibIc illustration Of tho extent to
which the occupation Of cerking and book
kccp'ngis overstockcl in this city. Buta few
months previous the head Of a business estab-
li>hmcnt, who wanted some help in the way of
writing, but in which some literary ability was
required, advertised for an assistant. at mod
crate salary, and having incidental ly mentioned
that the position would suit lawyer or a ply
Sclan not In good practice, got more than a
hundred applications, Of which tilty-three were
from Young lawyers and doctors. Here was
another Illustration Of an oyer-suppy OF the
professional or" ccutcc occupations" AnOth-
er advertiser in the Loiycr, who wanted per-
son to take charge Of the editorial work of n
weekly paper, rot fifty-Scven applications not
more than half dozen Of the applicants being
recognized newspaper writer's, but nearly half
Of them being clerks, book k ,epcrS, and profess
siOnai men. Still another advertised for two
apprentices in whneiwr Ght and smith shop,
III one of the semi rural wards of the city, re-
gucstimg applicants to give their address and
age. He got three applicants but in every
cIsG the applicant was TO old, two of them being
over eighteen and one nearly twenty. Still
another advertised FOR an office boy, about four
teen years old, and had so many applicants that
his place was crowded for more than five hours;
and the applicants were OF all ages, from mere
children not more than twalvcvears old to full
grown men of wcnty-one-IhHn. Ledger.
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testimonials.

n. Hon GEO. w. WOODWARD,
'a'ei Justice Of the Supreme Court Of Pa, writes;
s PHILADELPHIA, March 2G, 1863.
"u1 nOOiands Ger man Bitters IS good
II useful IN diseases a Of the digestive organs
oe great benefit IN cases Of debility and
y" nervous action IN the system,
Yours truly, GEO. W. WOODWARD"
Hon. JAMES THOMPSON,
ssO O the Supreme Court Of Pennsylyania. ,oco
ghsue'uet Hollands German BItters' VALUABLE
I1 ~ III case OF attacks OF Indigestion or DyspeP-
Yo1.-a an certify this from my experience Of II.
'''' with respect, JAMES THOMPSON.
r. Hon. GEORGE SHARswOOD,
ue' Of the Supreme Court Of Penn, writes: .o.,
#AIL Philadelphia, June lst' l668
2srnss,s' lound bv exp T erience that HOOaand's
P'pe SYMPTOMS slAV ny MOST sEoG SrsclIy. soiy, ''''
GEORGE SHARSWOOD.
i FROM REV. z. D. FENDALL,
i have SHnt ant Editor, Christian Chronicle, Philada.
taand,s CCiiNec decided benefit from the use oil
Iscom~.1. 1ermaa Bltters and feel il my privilege
II ara atg pem as a most valuable tonic, 10 all
h.se, ,;ine'ing from general debility, or from
Yong from arrangement Of The liver.
-OafA Truly, Ed. FENDALL.
Ils. e Inc Druggist says that he has sold large
Ithat ~ ~. 'ne Btters and has never sold medI-
}aufe n .fe more universal satisfaction. lie takes
IAVT, Nehulng II 10 his customers.
lHet(sraS ;-HoOaand's Germ an Remedies are
lESON u See that the signature Of G. M
other, n.O On the VIZ a lpper Of each bottle.
fhaen.I r counter Il ~ eIt.
faan ,olhce. and Mandatory at IN e
bba, Ps Pu'c'ne Store, No 63I ARCH street, Phlla-
GhAS. M EVANS, Proprietor.
Formerly C. M. JACKSON & Co.
IliOS,c PRICES.
II" :. '@an Biiters, per bottle, 81 0C
G. Sn. German Tome. nut uut M min" IN quart botIIes
No % m, ,TsiIe. s. OF half dozen for 81 so.
Tin O,ds. %'gett TO examine we'll the article yOl
" get the genuine.
b DRUnnyo,F0R SALE BY ALL
n, "IS AND STOREKEEPERS,
Il @ale n, rEvERYWHERE.
"" o. lFsS--ly NJ S~y'"a' De''
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FASHIONABLE MARRIAGES. The N. Y.
CoDtmcrctdi, i'll commenting upon Archbishop
Spalling's circular to the Catholic priesthood
cniDMing that marriages 'be celebrated at an
early mass, as there will then be more decorum,
greater privacy and less parade, says:
. If the Archbishop can induce the abandon
mcnt Of the parade and glitter and OstentatiOn
which wait upon 50 many weddings, he will ac
c)mp!i>h a great work, and receive the blessing
of many who are ready to marry but who shrink
from the enormous expense which custom or
fashion makes necessary 1t is not merely the
cost Of living and the state expected by young
married people that checks the number of mar
riages. There is first to be considered the ex-
pcmditures which prccclc the ceremony, and
which are enough TO appal even the stOutest
heart. y Chicago paper has been casting up the
items, and IoutS up the following results. The
bridegroom Warlrobe comes to : oil !; q sup
per to his male friends, fees to servants, the
clergyman : Zee, the wedding ring and the en-
ga2empnt liug easily amount to $1,000. The
brides exclusive lit;lc bill is $1,000, to say
nothing of the grief ola fond mamma and sew
eral sisters, Which is only to be assauged by liber
al largesscs Of iewtlry and millinery. Then
there are the church expenses, which are good
for ! 800. TnthcSc are to be added the slight
testimonials distributed over the period of
courtship, and which amount to no inconsidera-
bic sum. The grand aggregate is overwhelming,
and the poor victim naturally blcsSes the good
Archbishop who offers him even the prospect
Of road out Of his difficulties. "
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A SLIGHT MISTAKE. There is magistrate
in a town of Indiana named Helser. A cler-
Young couple, not long since, who wished him
to join them III the holy bonds of matrmony.
lie asked the bridegroom IA soldier by the
way) for his marriage license. The man in
blue responded that he had been engaged to
the girl for four years, and thought that would
do. The clergyman thought not, and remark
cd as the speedeSt way to obtain license:
{" You had better take your girl and 20 to
Helsor."
'You go to hell yourselfl" retortsd the am
cry veteran.
And seizing the bride by the arm he drag
ged her from the house, wondering what man,
ner of protane minister he had met with.
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WHOLE NO. 799

Don't WISH TO INSULT HER.-Bill R
is known all over, and Bill was at the ball in
all his glory. Al his necessarics for pleasure
were on hauI-gcod music pretty girls and ex-
ccilont whisky. The evening passed off rapid
]y, as i; always does, and Bl had at about
one clock, becOma pretty happy. Stepping
up to young Lady, he requested the pleasure
OF dancing with hcr-shc replied that she was
engaged.
" Wcn," said Biz "aro you engaged for the
next sct?'
Shc said She was.
Can dance with You the next thcn?''
am engaged for that, also. !"
: Gan dance with you to-night?'
No., with some hc~itancy
to Boston said Bill, highly indignant,
and turned on his heel.
After few moments, Bill was acccSted by
brother Of the young lady, who charged him
with insulting his sister,
Bill denies; but Processes himself willing TO
apologize, il he has done wrong, and accord
ingly steps up to the young lady, when the fol-
lowing conversation ensued:
Miss =, understand l have insult
ed you?.,,
" Iou have, sir -
"What dill say, Miss I-?''
3" on told me to 60 to Boston"
" Wei, said Bill, l have come to tell you
tlIat you nee III 90.
The apology was cool, but it certainly should
have been satisfactory.
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- SSS~

A ToUGu Casa little darkey was re-
Gently found sitting on the step of fashiona-
ble house not fer from Saratoga, crying pitt
fully
What de matter wil you?" asked col
ored woman.
Oars matter nuf-irouble all obes the
house. Fadder am drunk-mulder am gone
home wild clOse-ss broke de looking glass wild
de broomstick-de baby got her eyes full of
kyan pepper, and little Ned Anthony put the
salt in my tea for white sugar. and it makes
me sea sick. The dog licked Mods face, and
got his mouth full of mustard, aud lies under
the bed u howlin. De kitten got her head in
de milk pot and | cut her head off to save de
pitcher, and den had to break de pitcher to
get dc head out, and dc way III get licked
when mudder comes home for setting do bed
aiiro will be u sin "
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uooFLANDS GERMAN BITTER'S,
AND
Hoohand's German Tonic.

LIVER, S STOMACh' OR DIGESTIVE ORGNs.
VOOTLlXDS GERMAN BITTERS
comm sed of The pure Juices, Tor as they are me
.,,ciraIlv iermed Er tracts Of Roots, Herbs,
,S iBr sarks, making n preparation highly con
fsntra ted, AMI en- IA tIrey free from all al
'soIIc admirture of any kind
| HOOFLANDS' GERMAN TONIC
combination of all the ingredients of the Btters,
H. Ihe puresl quality SANTA CRUZ RUN, Orange,
Il making one Of the most pleasant and agreeable
tnsdies ever offered 10 the public.
lTbo,e preferIng Medicine free from Alcoholic
lpi1ture, will use
| HOofand's German Bitters.
Those who have no objection to the combination OF
l. Rlters as stated, will use
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC.
They are both equally good, and contain the same
,.BenaI virtues, the choice between the Two being
mere matter of taste, the Tonic being the most pal
k0e
Tbs stomach from variety of causes, such as In
E,s.On, Dyspepsia Nervous Debility, etc, is very
riphave IFS functions deranged. The very
.1sr, sympaihrzIng ash AcloseIy as il does with
!. Stomach then been ZONES affected, the result
Wblch is thai the pa tIent suffers from several
soe of the following Diseases
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles,
Ealncss of Blood to the Head, Acidty
Of the Stomach, Nausea, Heart
burn, Disgust for Food, Fulness
or weight in the Stomach,
Sour Eructatlons, Sink
ing or Fluttering at the Pit
Of the Stomach, Swimming OF
the Head Hurried or Difficult
Breathing Futtering at the Heart,
] Choking or Sufocatng Sensations when
in lying posture, dlmness Of vision,
Dots OF Webs before the sight,
Dull Pain in the Head, Detici-
ency Of Perspiration, Yel-
lowness OF the Skin and
Ewes, PAIN in the SIDE,
Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sud-
den FIushes of Heat, Burning in
the Flesh Constant fmaginings of
Evil, and Great Depression of Spirits.
1.-The sufferer from these diseases should exercise
greatest caution in the selection of a remedy for
4 case purchasing on ly that which he is as
LED from his inveslI 81 MgatiOns and inquiries,
= lsesses true merit, isW VskIlIiully compounded,
Tree from injurious IN gradients, and has es-
hshed for itself a reputation for The cure of these
leases In this connection we would submit those
z tl.khOWn remedies
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DEBILITY.

slang from any cause whatever; Prostration Of
AsSysem, induced by Severe labor, Hard
ships, Exposure, Fevers, &c.
here s 70 medicine extant equal TO these reme-
n'uch cases. tone and vlgor is impaired to
ahOe system, the appetite Is Strengthened, food
sttEed the stomach dIgests properly, the blood is
fasd' the complexion becomes sound and healthy,
I'io" tlnge is eradcated from the eyes, bloom
!'ea to the cheeks, and the weak and nervous in
becomes a strong and healthy being.
''nns Advanced IN Life anc feeling The hand of
i'sghng heavily upon them, with all It's attend
"a, will hnd in the use Of this BlTTERS or the
alC an elixir that will lnstil new life into their
restore in measure the energy and ardOr of
youthful days, build up their shrunken forms,
give health and happiness to their remaining
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A Kentuckian being asked how much corn
he raised, answered, about ten barrels Of
whisky, besides what We waste for bread
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NOTICE.

aaWel established fact that fully one.hali of the
lie portion of our population are seldom IN
@lgment Of good Fl health, or, to use their
Expression. - new "a Aer feel we'll" They are
fad devoid Of all energy, extremely, nerv-
'ld have no appetite
'als class o. persons the Biters, or the Onic, is
FIsllY recommended
WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN
naae strong by the use of either of these reme-
lout fail.
'usahds Of certificates have accumulated in the
a lhe proprietor, bal space will allow of the
sauOn Of but few. Those, it will be observed,
.saoi note, and OF such standing that they must
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O e FICIAL.
LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES.
PASSED AT THE SECOND SESSION OF THE FORTI
CONGRESS.


An Act making appropriations the Legislative executive
and judicial ptnse OF the government the year ending
e thlrtlrth OF June eighteen hundred and sixty nine.
BE resolved by the Senate and House Representatives of
United Oi America assembled,
following be, and the hereby appropriated out
OF money in the treasury otherwise tOr
the objects hereinafter expressed for the fiscal year
thlrt4e U june eighteen hundred nine, namely
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DRucc,S,T S,ToR SALE BY ALL
|, IL AND STOREKEEPERS,
&ale A,, ENERYWHERE.
OgOal s, Ises sc q hoFFECKER, Smyrna, Del.
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MHooPING COUGH.

The testimony Of all who have used It for this
terrible disease, during the last ten years. is, that
it invariably relieves aud cures it. '''.
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FOR GROUP,

The Balsam will be found invaluable, and may
always be relied upon In the most extreme cases,
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GOES COUGH BALSAMI

This long tried and popular Remedy is again
called to the attention Of the public. AS often
as the year rolls.ar the proprietors annual
ly make their bow to the people, and remind
them that amongst the many things required for
the health, comfort and sustenance Of the family
through the long and tedious months of winter
Goes Cough Balsam should not be forgotten
For years It has been q household med icine, and
mothers nxious for the safety of their children,
and all who suffer from any dlseaseof the threat
chest and lungs, cannot afford to be without it.
In addition to the ordinary four ounce so long
in the market, we now furnish our mammoth
family size bottles, which will, in common with
the other size, be found at all Drug Stores
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FOoIIshness Of Intempernnco.


The habit Of liquor drinking is, ia
our mind, the most foolish, inexcusable
piece of destructive nonsense in the
world. And nowhere is it more prev.
aIent than in cities. The money pour.
ed down the throats of men each yeal
is greater than the amount expended
in improvements. Whiskey-shops ga
looms, gin-miIs, beer cellars, wine
rooms, and all sorts of irigationAl de-
vices and places 10 fool away money
are found by the hundreds and thous-
ands in cities, If a man is tired, he
drinks. If he is at work, he must
drink, Ifdoing nothing be must have
q nip each hour. If too warm he
must havp a mint julep Iftwo cold "A
hot whisky. If he is by .himseH, out
comes flask or bottle. If in company
he stands treat till his money is all
gone thcn, like dead beat, sltsafound
till some one asks him up, "a ~, ~,
"A man on n moderate snlary steps
into assplo6n, inyle8 a half-a.d dozen
friends to drink, pays half dollar or
more, and walks out. Three or four
times day he repeats This, nna always
drinks when asked Itissocial Men
mean nothing by it,, But during the
week half a mans salary has been
poured down his throat, destroying
his stomach Weakening his nerves,
oyer-exciipg his brain, robbmg him
self and family Of money needed for
other purposes, Butitis social Drink
in the morning-at noon--at night
and then few times between drinks.
The brain whirls-the pockets grow
empty--the home ones suffer-tho
eyes look red and tremnlous, MS if
ashamedA,ambition is drowned Nor
poisoned Pretty soon the poor fellow
isunft for business. He makes mis-
takes He is sick, unabled to be relied
on. He leaves his place, aud in time
finds poorer one. Then he feels blue
-+@drinks still more-his family suffers
--he leaves his place again, and at last
dies n wretch. BUTT Is social gou
We believe a man has right to kill
himself suddenly, or by slow poison
Il may be noneof our business in the
abstract, yet we always sorry to sec
men fooling themselves away-dying
Ike weeds in gutter, when they
might be men, upright, healthy, loved
and usefnli of benefit TO themselves
and others. And this is why we write
against intemperance. Health is too
precious to be wasted. Manhood is too
noble to be thrown into the gutter,
Life too sweetto be drugged with the
poisons now compounded and sold az
liquors. q To drink poison maybe So
cial, but,it costs too much for us. OF
others. Who of our readers dare think
Of this matter and act as their betteT
Judgment shall dictate. -Er ~ 20
- ~ #E tafsat t4 la ta=4aiia1 q Efa.E sa iH
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Notice in Partition.

I ENA ROWE, widow Of Thomas A, Rove.
h deceased Thomas Casper Rowe, and Mary
Oatharinc Rowe. minors of Hamilton County
and State uf Ohio, will take notice that pc tltion
was iiled against them on the 2Sd day Of MARCH,
A. d., 1869, In the Court Of Common Pleas Of
Jackson County, Ohio by Lena Josephine Rowe.
minor. by james Trlpp her next friend, and Is
now pending, wherein said Lepa Josephine
Rowe demands partition Of the following real
estate situate In jackson County Ohio, and de-
scribed as follows. toswlt; 0sa ~ a aIy4 a
All of the Southwest quarter of the southeast I
quarter Of section twelve. Of township eight, Of
range seventeen, OF the district Of lands subject
to sale at Chlllicothe Ohio, exeepta part thereof
being six acres more or less, ON the north-west
side of Raecoon Crock, being oil Of said lot yin
east of the county road running through said
land, and that at the next term Of said Court
application win be mnde by said Lena Josephine
Rowe, for m order for the assignment Of the
dover Of said Lena Rowe, widow, In said premi'
ses, and for an order that partition may be made
,6II ,'ol 30 LENAJosEPHINE ROWE.
by James Trip, her next friend
D. Mackley, Attorney for petitioner. ~ aE
MaF.2b, 6e--ew
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apocalypse of Raw Sugar,
TnE WONDERS OF THENncRoscoPE-A LIy-
ING HELL IN A CUBIC INCH or seGAf

Last night we saw the hidden won
ders of raw sugar, as they were reveal
ed to us by microscope of uncommon
power and great detective ability which
will forever set us against all sweets in
that form, with an intensity Of horror
such as no man can conceive who has
not been behind the scenes. We saw
the living hell itself, however, in less
than a quarter of an ounce OF raw sugar.
There were myriads Of horrible insects,
apparently as large as beetles, and hay-
ing the appearance of crabs -Four
dreadful legs, with claw-piercers at the
end of them, iointed in four parts as
with armor, and bristling with sharp
pointed spears, were in front of the
monster, and his head was long, pyr-
amidal form n two joints, with Ave
fnger-tips at the terminus where the
mouth ought to have been
The body was oval-shaped, aud al
most exactly like that of the crab, only
upon the back there were twelve more
long, sharp spears, with two at the tail
and four snake-like tentacula, exceed
ingly fine in articulation, and no doubt
intended, like puss's whiskers, to be
feelers, to warn the hinder parts Of con-
tiguous danger. The reverse side
showed the uglness of the beast even
more than the diverse, but it also show
ed the wondrous mechanical genius OF
the maker of it. Each limb was pad
ded by a mass Of muscle at the base,
which gave the impression Of immense
(relaGve) power, and over the muscle
there was a case of armor, through
which it showed. Talk about lively
they were. Eager, restless, Tavenous,
always falling foul Of each other, or at,
tacking great joints of sugar as large in
reality as a mathematical point Witl
the pincors attached to the end Of eaci
proboscis they caught hold of one an.
other, repeating in a small way the
enormous tragedies of Tennyson's pri.
NAL monsters. 9- f+'.a. OOH
1Ihe way these marVels came to hight
was this: A spoonful of raw, coarse
sugar was dissolved in about three
times the quantity Of water, when, as
with conjdror's rod, the animalcules
sprang TO the surface and Aoated there,
swimming about and up and down,
like the beasts that wriggle IN soft wa
ter tubs, and finally tprn into flies re.
sembling mosquitoes but, harmless
These sugar animAlcules, or acaraS sac.
char, as the scientific men call them
were then gathered up in a spoon anc
placed under a glass magnifying abou
two hundred times They could b,
seen, however, with the naked eye, t.
begin with, but not in their entire hid
eousness until the object glass brough
it out. .1..ur a-
1t has been proved that in, ever!
pound of aarefaed, raw sugar, there arC
100000 Of these acari. In fiiteel
grains weight, DR.. Hassall of Londol
found one hundred OF these insects, anc
DR.. Barker of the Royal College o
Surgeons, Ireland, found 400 in 4,
grains weight, or 100000 in pound
Worse still, as matter of aesthetics
this is the very same insect that bore
into the skin Of its victims in ScotcI
beds, and treats them to a t9ste of th
"Scotch fiddle" alias the itch, IN, J
Sm aar n,
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lCLERGYMEN.

The Rev. Isaac AIKEN. Of Allegheny, testlnes
that Il has cured him, after all other remedies
had failed. U'
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