The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-09-30

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the text, They shall gnaw a file, and
flee into the mountains of Hepsidan,
where the lion roareth, and the whang.
! doodle mourneth for his first-bOrn," and
have laughed ut it as a witty invention,
but we have something that actually
happened, that will banish the whang-
doodle into the vale of tears, and cause
the lion to "dry up" incontinently.
VIM. Reynolds of Peoria, is we'll
known as an enthusiastic worker in the
sabbath School cause. He is perhaps
better known than any other man in
the State, and we give the following
story as he tells it, as near as we can
remember The main facts are all alb
soluteIy true. He was in the southern
part of the State last week, organizing
Sunday Schools, when he encountered
hard-shell Baptist neighborhood. The
minister settled over the little flock,
looked with jealousy upon the new
lights, and finally announced his inten-
ton of preaching sermon against
them. On the Sabbath designated the
Sunday School NEIL gathered in force,
when the preacher announced the we'll
known text:
Thou art Peter! and on this rock l
will build my church, and the gates of
hell shall not prevail against it,
After giving Peter good set out, the
al. ell ia
peculiar singing tone that is indescriba-
BILE, except to those who have heard it !;
Yes my breathern, ah-and the gates
of hell shall shall not prevail agin it, all /!
Now you'd like to know about these ere
gates o hell, ali! Well, my bscatherins,
there air four gates o hell, all! There
is, Justly the Sunday School system, all!
That thar is one gate to hell all, whar
they bring young men anu wimmen
together All, an onder the igee of teach
in Oh 'em the Bible ali, they set 'em
hankerin' arfter one another all, an SO
open wide the gate o hell all! An the
next gates o. hell is wuss'n the fust ALI.
| That thar is Bible so-si-i-ties all, whar
| they put the word into the hands o.
them AS haint larnin' sufficient all, ftI
to untlerstan' it ali an this here, breth
ering, Is one o the wust gates o hell ali
of which we read about ia the Bible all
An the next gate o. hell, my breather
ing, is temperance societies all, whal
they 20 right into yer house and burst
into yer rooms all, and try to dskiver i
ye hev anythin, all, that is good for til,
stummick's sake all, when they find it al
they spill it out onto the groun all, an,
let it run to waste all. [Signs Of dissat
isiaction among his church members
Greatly excited, he continuesl: Yis
brethering, they do ah. They air boun
to bust up all o our dizziness, an all
tharby they open another gate o. hel
ALI. These air the men that air all goi Il
to come amongst us, and prevail all agi
that rock Oh which foun' my churc
all. ies brethering all, they air sot on
to do it all, an we must jine hands al
an war agin 'em ali, that they shall nc
prevail ah.
AM the next gate o. hell all, m
brethering all, is the Republican part
all tSigns of approval from his aud
tors iis, brcthering, the Republiki
party all, wot hez sit all the niggers fire.
ah, and turned 'em agin their master
ali, an agin them as put thar money j
'em ali, am heZ cheeted aud robbed ii
South all, outen its material rites an al
. the gates O. hell shell not prevail agi
c it ah."