, 1869-11-21

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Afford amusement fot u nj, and NO may dance,
bot the dddler must b patd. Bs1desrpou,a are
always Uncertain. shoddJ oreA especially and
they FotDennes havs remarkable notions about
tho elerR3 mans fees sosae year1 ago JoonV
gentleman IN Chicago wa married N tho evening,
and After The ceremony be found IN Opportunity
10 rass 70 his triend swo doublo eagles t wa b.
lose Inc time Of Rreenoacts, aud told him to pay
1t oVa 10 the reverend doctos4xho had 10 tIaea~
1oay and effectively performed that common
sum IN arithmetic Of making ono ont Of TWO. Tns
tneno either forgot OF failed to ind rrpper op-
pottonhy 10 pay the fec that evening,
out next forenoon called as the
no0ee Of the neNly.Nedded pAtr. HAv.
ing casually suggested thak be WA On the WY
to the pafson 70 pay HIN, the twelse-nour groom
TOOK him ont lde recalled tho double eagles, and
In their place aens the minister sa3ie To b
SURE. rtis discount os 20 per cent VA not yery
complimentary TO tho match which vsz msde IN
Heaven, hut 1t ahoxs how little Want Of 5ustnssa
tact lost the mttlter 4 veJ material sum Of
nnopey. II isn't sale for anJ minister to give long
credit Oh marriage feea, hecAust, Jo1 see, after
the lovely Nes1R o0 lit and two or thTte Of The
roses begin to fade, and the cheluns 1y AWAy, and
the moonahino dissppears, and Nj. Bridegroom
comes down from hts high norret he tar 70 ar1-
tho clover. You must strike while the iron ls hoL
Yes must lake him when he Is tho g1s!Anded
thesp ready to b led TO the altar ~ q sacrifice.
and when be hAs N tho stIly fondness character.
iAtlc Of nuiton. You can do an thing
with him then. The marriage fee,
air, Bhould be part OF the
ceremony, and the bridegroom should be obliged
10 snoH not only the signature OF The County
CLERK On h!a marriage neense, bat the aiguAturc Of
fF1 fAA AAtr M 1Nh
6hoddJ conts 70 be mhzzied, he snouid be COM
PEELED 10 paJ not only tho regular fec, but Also :
retainer to secure the services Of c!cEgyn1u.
Ana iii, !" turning 10 nc, AT you LAY anything
about ny talk tn THE TRIBUNE to-mosToH, you
ssaJ ten my b3etn1cn IN Tho pulpit these arc ny
opinions about marriage ices and shoddy bride
groomA' -.....
And nj this reminds ma ssy TINT, Ia the puFsu.
ance Of my dusles. have got 10 60 at one jump
from opera 10 inc hlondeA 1t u tremendous
jump; oot When think that Ne aEe al making
these Jumps In 1e 1t does not seen 10 dlafcult Or
extraordinary. Do No not take our friends on to
The grave with downcass eJes, and rtquens uae Of
nhhoaffch'ess, And bad-aDeu!nR csape on our
arms, 10 the aotemn muAc nf the Dead March IN
Saul. and come back, with DRY eJea, 10
INC maaic or Captain 'lokaf 10 NC
not fef married, saaddlioE rainbow. with our
heads crowned With rotss aud cur ieet bound With
H.-hs+Ntt .@'3 --'" sAeseAtN NAAAAS~ts1 AISSA@A
on Tue nanhtoR.otfds aed butcfn'os and ehe1uhs
snd other email deer; and do Ne not the vers naxt
Day 70 doWn town Ii one OF the pal2ial ho.sa-c&l1
which ueytf atop for any one, and arc sent bere
teach IA the use8 Of 1oter.sy, paJ our tsFe ilte
human be3rg, and swc2r At the trouble II costs "a 10
do 50: do tho business Of the uly AID 70 home,
eat heetsseak or roast suEsey. thea 80 70 bed ant
hnoto Ike any ordinary human animal. Do No
cot 20 to church. look very demure, 1T up as
trhf a. NrF ufkf1 nFr
en!se rho singing In devotional sort Of way,
swallow III ihe minister says, convince ourse4gss
that We afe sain's al the NAY trun the pc \ door
TO the Sidewalk, and then out In The fresh ar 4va
ourselves good old.tashioned cafual shake aud
go to Calculating tho r5u1ts that lot Of sugar,
a. We 20 honewards:- OF course We do.
Ihtu1'ng. therefore, Of these things. !
close ny eyes and take the leap from opera to
blondes. and an Low prepared to be demoralized
Thompson may dtt whole battery OF her charms
al me- acknowledge m5seIf the sscttsa Of fate
and the buIlesque Of "stnbad," which will be
saren a. The Opera Houso this week By the
nore 40 not S se ,s
the W., nom New YORK here. which. Of cou1te, nss
peen good thing for them. srd hsa made them
name. fame. and ducat1 -.-.. ...
lni. week Will appe4r =. D.. Pan,sa.' In the "uelt
tas, arc s1fo aoe1as sns1.sas u me laree .,
.. ~ 1S-ses. -. :.
1o1 AoooaS Ana aueso.s. W "eaoesuay anu
1nn1soaJ ne WI plA! tsoo denes ~ me h'Va4A
ano Oh FHo4I esen'nR "1u 1Ake " oeaeul' On
'ntca oea1Ssoo nas.ss I" .. "eue9soa Wnkes nis
Aist sppeA@aat~ 1ost ~ oeA les psoseu sucuu u
an nco"pfehena'u'e NC. M - nlAen nuseata LA!
WI oe Kept ano'oe5 week also as
tne "eunesuy "oo ss'u1uss Malaees'