The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-02-27

y gentleman a-ks,l % clergyman the u-c of hi-
pulpit for yvuu- divine '' ] really dp not
know -aid ttc clergyman. '' how 9" rciu-c ypu
but 81 tie yuuu- man cam preach better than
can. tuv congregation would hc dissatisfied with
mc nltcrwur,I-. aui ig hc should preach wor-c,
dat think he's ft o. preach 40 all
Hpfufs.-Thc iittlc. nervous. vain. l,ycnLlc
Dl,-tlr. Hvc- iu palm. comfortable hOu-c.
Charles street. the back windows ut hi- rtudy
overlooking the hav. There be- receives uuuuu-
h,.rc,l notes from ylutilul admirers. and wonder
fuI % relate. uuWclTicIly replies % them. lis
income T. UriuripaIiy derived from lis lectures.
though be hpld- POSITION in tie Medical Uni
vcr-itv. \umhcrc-- anecdotes are told uf hi-
vumani-h =yruIathic- with the poor. and his
insults o. the vul s1r crgGIr, his harmless csptism
AMI hi- sharp wit. lis popularity Occ-l-
-ipull vcr~iirr AMI dIucr-Jut the waHc in
E.-t"u. while the few real words Or genius which
he las written are taking deeper hold on the
people at large
POrUL,E EEEoES--To think that the more a
man eats the fntter AMI stronger be will become.
To believe that the more hours children study the
faster they learn. To conclude that, 1T exercise
J. good. the more violent IL j. the more good j.
done. To imagine that every hour taken from
sleep = an hour gained. To act ON the prcsump-
ton that the smallest room IN the house J. large
enough u sleep in. To argue that whatever
remedy causes one To feel Immediately better l.
gDd Tor the system. without regard To- more ultc-
riur effects. 10 clt without an appetite or to
continue 20 cnt after It has been satisfied merely
To- gratily the TASTE To eat hearty SUPPER for
the pleasure experienced during the brief time il
J. passing down the throat. at tine expense Of
whole night disturbed sleep and weary waking
IN the morning.
y lItED Pu-TI0N.-ZioH'S H-rdH published q
story about onc Of those good little bows - who
unfortunately almost always di- very Young. Ia
TIE course % the story tire little hero j. placed in
the following trying position. lie certainly
IL -.
tire company Of little children were they only
such Berthe. lie mirslc,l what was said o.
him, and WIS never slucy. The poor little icl-
low when about sIN years Of age. fell on % . Tel
hut stove and busuf both his hands 70 q blister.
lu bis agony be sprans and lclped about at such
n frantic rate that NJ one could catch him. His
cries brought all the Iu-sers tp the doors AMI
windows 81 the hos-c. e. -, dear %. dear - I.
be screamed .. | want T. swear and IL I'swcar /
shall - u he'll. aud what shall do? There
u laugh without. and one man said, =. y child
that will resist temptations in such circumstances,
viii make man t!at will stand by his prirci-
pies - Ny dear sJu." said lcTtic's father.
=. try and not make such terrible noise. IL
does YOU no good 80, papa, / am trying;
but if you fclt 81 I ID, you'd below too. You
are doing the best you can, and | am doing the .
hest can, and what more can we DO? This .
raised another l1rsh hut Cvorybod - sSas..oI to
feel great sympathy with the popT iittlc sufferer.
DoHEsrrc SroEr.-An editor says: An
ant smile aui kind word upon her husband .
when hc returned from his work. She Lad read .
how home should be pleasant and the wife
should always meet the husband with Il iJyful
smile. The suecC-s she had j. best given IN the
shape Oi u dialogue
Enter husband. almost exhausted. and very
hungry witlzul throws his lat on the floor and
drops heavily into seat. Wife. preparing tea.
looks up with 4 smile, and glad to see him.
Vic. Well. my dcaT, it Is 50 pleasant to
Husband. Yes, suppo-e So
Wife. How has your business prOsIered to-
day. IAnpther smile.
Husband. About $3.50"
Wife. Come. my dear, supper isready let
me draw your chair Another smile.
Husband, gruiiy-..l am too tired to stir;
wait till | warm my feet.
Wife. DO a. You choose, my dear An
other sweet smile
Husband. Look o. here, old woman - be-
fore any more fuss l. made about it should like
to know what in thunder you are grinning at"
Aunt sighed and relinquishel her sweet smiles
from that date. Uncle was not of the roman
tie sort. and didn't understand such things
STORY ABgrr OMESs.-Tho-e who do not be-
licye III Omcns Will enjoy laugh over the follow
ing story and those who do had better pass it by,
II thcv fear % have their faith disturbed
- IN old gentleman whose style was German
izcl, was ask.l what he Thought of signs and
OIncus.'
- Fritz, de dog ish bowling :"
:. Veil, don't dnks mOJch of dem dings und
goes on und reads mine PAPER, und mine frau she
say
- Veil. don't dinks mOoch Of dem dings und
don't peIievc eyeTydings but | delis you some
times derc j. Something's ash does dings Now dc
oder night 1 sits up und reads mine newspaper,
und my frau speak und say:
:. Fritz. deere i Something's Irld Is happen-der
dog i howliu'."
= Und den gets oop NIT mincsclf und looks
out troO dc wines on de porch, und dc moon was
-hinin, und mine lcetlc dog he shOomIcd right .
UP und down like eyerydings, und he park at the .
moon. dat shine - bright n never vas. JHd .
a-h hauled my het IN lie winder dc old woman
size say.
=. Mind. Fritz, dclls You dcrc i-h soInelings .
pad ish happen. DE dps i-h howlin' -
=. Vel, goes to ped, uud | shlecis, und all .
night lJn. ven | wakes up dcrc vas dat dog howl .
in yOr-er ash never. Ind III the mornin' / kits .
mine breakfast, uud my frau, size looks at me und .
say VERY solemn
- Fritz, derc j. sDmcliHgs pad ish happen. DE .
dog yus howl all night.
.- IL nj -hJysJ den dc newspaper came IN und .
opens hin-uni by -hinsp, yDt you dinks ,-icrc .
yas a man died in Philadelphia -PeHHsyira'Iia
PGper.
e. - BAHTONS,
iHttiBneer.
ssI.- Roo" q" o"re" street. one door from