The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1869-07-10
MISCELLANEOUS.
TO gain time: steal a watch.
Month for Sol1iarc. march

Equine violin: horse fiddle.
What is beauty without soap.
Hard crust: crust of the earth
Never quit certainty for hope
a good watch prevents harm.
Nothing done, nothing gained.
Stocking: railroad collision.
A good watch table waiter
Table of interest: the dinner table.
Rod of nod: the contribution box.
Who pardons bad Injuries good
Bad impression: printers devil.
Virtue and happiness are twins.
Wilted vegetables: dead beats
Wisdom is greater than wealth.
a friend should speak the truth
What good great men might do.
Oldest lunatic: time out of mind.
Opticians motto: mind your eye.
Wise men learn others harm.
A burning shame: incendiarism.
BE spairing of wine and pleasures.
BE silent until it is time to speak.
Crate understanding stove legs
Humanity gains more than pride.
Height of laziness: a loafer's head
When sorrow sleeps, wake it not.
Cooks motto: onions is strength.
Better wear out shoes than sheets.
TO avoid corpulenee: quit eating.
The work of time: striking hours.
Canine fancy: calf of the leg.
A walters relation: nap kin.
Hearts may agree, but heads differ.
Neglect no opportunity to do good
Example teaches more than words.
To keep from suffering: don't talk.
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Mind unemployed, mind unenjoyed.
Wooden understanding: table legs.
Branch for lady: limb of the law.
Experience is the mother of science
What singer draws best? Misquito.
A young charger: a merchants son.
Do not throw idle words at random.
l love you still, as the drunkard said.
An UNPUBLISHED forger: a blacksmith.
Cndertaker's motto: always say die.
Respectful love inspires noble ac-
Food for horse race: horse ketch-up
tons
Suitable for naval school: mont
Bend the bow too much and it
breaks.
When one will not, two cannot quar-
REL
A mans own experience is the best.
Where contentment is there is
feast.
Laws are made for both good and
bad
Never profess what you do not prac-
tice.
War makes thieves, peace hangs
them.
New Orleans is manufacturing it's ice
and selling it for one cent pound
Strange as it may seem William Penn
was not a great writer
The Poles expect to be libertypoles
next year.
He that looses hope may part with
anything.
He who praises himself cannot be-
lieve too much
Whoever is the fox's servant must
bear his tail.
BE dilligent in business, and atten-
tive to your words.
When the horse is stolen, the stable
door is closed.
Better know nothing than to know
what is not so.
Let your intentions be exalted, and
your manners humble.
Instead of physic, throw muzzles to
the dogs just now.
Men mutilate their bodies seldom;
their characters often.
A cricket match Gas nearly as posi-
ble) grasshopper
Why is a key like a hospital? Be-
cause it is full of wards.
Andrew jackson Donelson is in
Memphis.
1t was your tall men who were made
but little lower than the angels.
Hon. John p. Hale intends to enter
into the Senatorial contest in New
Hampshise.
If human beings are but worm, as
the pious folks tell us, tailor is, of
course measuring worm.
John Allen of "wickedest man" fame,
has gone into the grocery business in
New York.
Thousands of dollars have been lost
in shad fishing in the Hudson this sea-
SON
Alabama is importing Chinese labor
CTS. They should cultivate pig-tail to-
bacco.
Money is to man what trunk is
to an elephant, and what teeth and
claws are to lion.
Why is the Ginning of bells to church
like a broken-winded horse? Because
it's case of bell us to mend!
The leading quality of the air to day
is penetration. As it comes in the wa
ter goes out.
Fred. Cozzens, author of the Spar
rowgrass Papers, is merchant in
Chambers street, n. Y.
Tennyson, the Poet Laureate, it is
said, puts in type his own poems, in Or
der to insure accuracy.
Never wait for thing to turn up
Go and turn it up yourself 1t takes
less time and is sure to be done.
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World will be the opening of the Suez
Canal.
Senator Fowler of Tennessee does
not meet with "a very cordial welcome
from his new democratic friends.
Nearly all the ladies of the Society
of Friends in Europe have discarded
the peculiar dress of the sect.
The Senate of Rhode Island contains
only one lawyer, and he is very poor
one.
Wherein does the woman of the
period differ from the woman of the fu-
ture?
When man gives aims, and makes
long prayers to be seen and heard of
men, it looks likes benevolence and
piety-only it isn't.
Great fears are entertained that the
injuries received in recent accident
will finally result in the death of the
Gar.
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