The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1869-02-11

PRoBLEM FOR THE BoYs.-H farmer leaves
! lot of corn under an oak tree and squirrel
living in the tree carries into his hole three
If corn at time, and every time he comes out
brings back two ears, how many times will he
lave to go in, in order to get Al ears into his
lole. -
'sTHE LAST" JoKE.--A gentleman who lives in
Eastern Virginia, and who is the happy father of
,en children, was somewhat at a loss recently to
ind NINE for 'late ARRIVAL when his eldest
laughter suggested that it be called The Last"
The old gentleman, however, couldn't see the
point, and didn't like the suggestion.
No INDIcATIoN.-Th The solitary ringlet which the
roung ladies sport, now resembles a streamer
haunting in the breeze They look little lonely,
,ut behave with gallantry. Therei is no truth in
he report that they are notification ON the part
# those who wear them. that they-the girls,
lot the ringlets-are not engaged.
AN EXTRAORDINARY Cow.-There is COW be-
onging to Mr.. James Orchard near this place,
hat will tree squirrels equal to the best terrier,
md when the nut-cracker is freed, she bellows
md paws the earth until the game is secured or
The is driven off. This may seem strange, but we
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;itizens.
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90 o.p,
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Ito and colored c;,;zens of the town for their
-aluable assistance at our late fire. .s-s.
Respectfully,
ea ~ 10 inA oo'ii an I.
,r,r ;s o,,a of ~ host ,.omed;es for Rbeumatism
snro;ns Ssddlo Coils Scolds aod Rurns. Frosted
Eeot Cnts and swollinns If oil kinds IL that e
~ $1,000 800, oountarfeited Tho aennne has
nv Troda Morkwo RETT-hlown in cocb hottie
81, for RelI,s and take M other as If is the gen
'.d u, nnor,,;no,,t Sronal aonarS
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pieaseo 10 learn 'hat on next iueso'y nisn' inc
heir rare treat OF last iuesoay hlgne at
Odd Fellows Hall Ii Is unnecessary 1of Us TO
add anything IN Its praise as the weh-Kno"h
ability of its members will speak for ITSELF
Tickets ouly 25 cents.
D W. -. a.. low s1;n
mems ol oacoh' iaro' &C. are oeing inaue if0m
narrisonoufs' an u WHICH useu " 0on0 " o.aun
JUL ioi shiPinen' - nv" eoeS " oui
ng oufs anu 'nen !. - ~ Nc eupposou 'ne naui'io
GUY 'heii gooos. we mus' nave VIC ioau ~
o'auheon' cos' wia' II may OF o'aun'on viii 10
looking 70 harfisoaourg lns'eao oi having 'he
'hoe on Inc other 1901
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onnranat;on hons Ioave arotefnllv to return
hanks to the Augusta Fire Company and to the
citizens, for their interchangeable e1erhons' on oc
% Inns churcn. :;
Inc services u 'ne oeioIeu men puesen'' US
serve spectral noelee, =. ANbhhn ihp'
ias'of d. flahe,s onuion,
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LIST OF UNAVAILABLE LETTERs--The following
q the list of unavailable letters remaining in
s+ou,to, postoe;oo nm +oao+a for won't of storns
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sld s'ahaps, &C., pupllsAeo oliy III 'iie
Mrs. Wood Bouldin, Talcot P. O., Charlotte co.
Va; Miss Lucy Henkle, Mrs. Sallie Anderson,
Mr. John Truss, Madison page, Mollie Saple,
staunton; Col ]. w. Ferney, Washington City;
HIGH hEELs'-lne ocieh'lhc American tens i's
leaders "hac every physician anu s'uuen' oi
9hysioiogy Knows apou' INC s'illn''' ano A"i IL
uiness OF wearing hlgh-heeleu SHOES "hen 'ne
ieei Is raiseo' d ''io pie'en' ou''o' ooDe'
u 'n0 'n'si' peiVis' anu a' wei do ING wv
sre thrown ih'o aii aonoiiiui poei'lon anu my
'e oon00 in"in'o'A 'A'i. pA"''9 INV
'uen uhna'ufai .e'sion 10 su.e - W p'' p''uN
IA INC Sn"pe y. o'ooAeo '"in'' '"n'' ''s''
'oe Join'S' "Ao "a an P0o' 1nsA "o'io.
DR.: FREScH-Dear Sr = nave eeen amic!ea
With rheumatism several years ana nave tried
7arlons remeales recommended lor tha' olsease
without gettng rellei. having recently pur'
'h&sed ohe-hali dozen ooe'les OF Ahouyhe Ei1Air,
asea tnree OIL 'hein I, anu ain e4i'e1eiy 'uieo. :
certainty aosise a,. persons ~ ani1o'ou W el'e
Eeur valuable mealcihe a trial. ali sure my
case was as bad as majority OF cases ana OF as
ong standing 1t has also cured many cases OF
Dyspepsia and Neuralgia IN my Immediate neigh
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\ Lodi Roy 721 stannton Va
LIRBRAz.-On last Sunday over $3.50 was sub