Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1869-08-17

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TUE WHOLE ART OF KISSING. People will
kiss, vet not one in hundred knows how TO
extract bliss from lovely lips, no more than they
know how 10 make diamonds from Charcoal
Aud vet 1t Is easy, at least for us This little
item is not alone for young beginners, but tor
the many who go at 1t like hunting cOons or
-helling corn. First, know whom you are to
kiss Don't make 4 mistake, although mis-
take may be good. Don't Jump up like a trout
for Hy, and smack woman on the neck, on
the ear, on the corner of the forehead, on the
end OF her nose, or slop over on her waterfall
OF bonnet ribbon, in haste to get through.
The gentleman should be little the taIlest.
lie should have clean face, q kind eye, n
mouth iull OF expression, instead OF tobacco. -
Don't kiss everybody, including nasty little
logs, male or female Don't sit down to it,
stand up. Need not be anxious to get in a
crowd. Two persons are plenty to corner and
catch kiss. More persons spoil the sport.
.Sa,..d arQl Ii won { hurt any after you are
used to it, Take the left hand 0l the lady in
YOUR Iight hand. Let your hat 20 10 any
place ont Of the way,
Throw the left hand over the shoulder OF the
lady aud let the hand fall down upon the right
side toward the belt Don't bs BE- h IHRea8ft huFTggr
- A~''''~'J W wy AiNi
head will fall lightly upOn your shoulder, and a
handsome shoulder strap 1t makes Don be
i'm hurry; send little life down your left arm
aud let it know its business. Her left hand Is
m your right. let there he expression to that
NOT like the grip of u vice, but a gentle clasp,
iull of electricity, thought, and respect. Don t
be in a hurry-her head lies carelessly on your
shoulder You are nearly heart to heart Look
down into her halt closed eyes Gently, yet
maniully, press her to your boSOml' Stand
firm and Providence will give you strength for
,heordeaL. BE brave. but don't be in q hurry.
Tier lips almost open Lean lightly forward
with your head, not the body. Take good aim;
the bps meet; the eyes close the heart opens
the soul rides the storm Of troubles and sorrows
of life don't be in a hurry heaven opens be-
fore YOU. the world shoots from under your
feet as a meteor flashes across the evening
sky, (don't be afraid y the nerves dance before
the lust created altar Of love as zephyrs dance
Sith the-dew trimmed flowers; the heart for
gets its bitterness, and the art of kissing is
learned. No noise, no fuss, no tiutterlng and
sa.;rming like hook impalsd worms kissing
don't hurt; it does not 1reaTlire brass band to
make il legal. Don't Job down on beautiful
mouth as il spearing tor frogs Don tgrab and
yank the lady as ii she was struggling colt
,,,,.,t musS her hair; scratch down her collar,
t;te ber heck, squlzze her rich ribbons, and
Leave ber musse,t.. rumpled and hummuxed !
Don't flavor your kisses with onions, tobacco,
gin cock tails, lager beer, brandy, etc, lot
maudliu kiss is worse than the itch to dell
cate sensible woman.
Here, now you have our recipe, free gratis,
for nothing, on this bright August morning
LyachJwg NarS.
CURIOUS AFFAIRS IN NWASHNGToN.-Th
elopments in one night Just think OF it
Madame Chicago, look to your laurelS The
Fourth Ward OF this city wears the belt In
that respect Last night,a clerk In one OF our
Government offices went to his boarding house,
not thousand miles from Filth street, ex-
peating to find his slippers and dresslng-gown
10 be nicely spread out on the easy char by
the beautiful yet somewhat tilghty partner OF
his boSom-and what did he lind ! An empty
room and nary dresslng-gow or slipper.
fvhe land,ady told him that his darling had
0one out with gay Lothario, who wears
Ionp heard and macassar- oiled locks, and that
~ had left q note for him. FrantcalIy be
se;gaI il ALAS, | have found congenlal
soul- Farewell. my duck, ever OF thou. lie
tainted, and steh was the intensity OF teellng
rypressed in his countenance that theatrical
manager who happened 10 be called IN has en-
gagged him to play Hamlet at 81 200 (goldl per
night during the coming season; -.
In other sections of the above ward two
e!opements occurred during the past three
days-one, fair wife of fifty with hoary-
headed old coon of sixty; another, golden
haired widow OF twenty-five with somebody
else's husband Can Chicago beat this time
The Fourth Ward will give her one hundred
yards in the mile and then get away with her;
la addition to the above interesting and
pleasant incidents, we vii. state that the hand
some, genial, aud gallant arbiter OF quarrels 10
sand ward (Justice Waiter has during the past
week settled about fifteen jars, where the
husband either thrashed the wife or the wife
the husband, and ''wice versa" as Sam Wei
iry psrtinently remarked. 60 it, Fourth
Ward nurrah Tor progress - Wash, Er.