Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1869-12-23
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FayituU:-Tho yu ar awlredy
much distinguished abroad fur that
gratest Nv awl human elerments
Nv yung Amerika go-a-heditive-
ness, still l fele it to be my dewty
to right yu a fu Wurds Nv cumfurt
and encouragement. Most preech-
ers, when tina address, their Teller
trsvlers frum time to eturnity, In
woke their attenshun to sum text
Nv skriptyure that embrases SUN
Nv their own peculyar docktrinal
points with w of getting them
to take passige over the river Nv
deth in their own lavorit crafts, if
tina ar good peple or if tba ar not
good peple, that is, sinnurs, tina,
the preachers, will genely cawl their
stenshun to sum skriptyure that
Speeks Nv awful punishment that
will be visited upon EN- when tina
cum to make their last sediment.
Now that good and crate aPossul
Pawl sed to Timerthy, in awl sober
ness, "awl skriptyuIe is given by
insperaShun Nv God, and is profita-
bull fur docktrin, fur repruf, for ker-
recshun," etc. Therefour, fur yore
encouragement in the persute Of
happiness, ] cawl your ttenshun to
decklurashun made by the wysest
Nv awl men, that CRATE Employment
NV Wizdum, Solomun has sed Re-
joyse, yuDg man, in the days Nv
thy yuth, and let thy host chere
thee in The days Nv thy yuth, and
wauk in the Woys Nv thy host, and
in the site Nv thinsi's. Nov yu see
cleerly that this skriptyure means,
take pleasure in the sppetights Of
your yuth, let your propensitys
chere your yuth, let pashun controle
yore MONUMENTS, and let yore is
serch out whatever vii satisfy yore
wants. AS Christmas hollydays ar
fast approaching, CIV coarse WI vii
put into full pla and activ exersize
awl these kareacteristicks Nv yuth.
If w bav an ere fur the sweet mel
erdy Nv harmonious sound, much
bleasyure ma be derived frum the
rapid pop-ops Nv forty tbouzen fire
crackurs in quick sucksesshun, or
rum the more steddy bow-wows Nv
that great peese implement, the
pistul. If the sparkling crackers
shood on fire sum dwelling or
bizuess house, y the big blaiz rising
up and waving in the breze will afford
site worthy Nv yore is; or if those
led bawls shot frum yore pistuls
shood hit sum pore Teller on the
he'd, y bis ding crowns vii be mu-
zick to yore eres; besides, if be Is
married man, bis wife vii hav a
chance to help herself to yunger
and better looking busband-mabe,
l Nv yu; if be is singul man, his
bruthers and sisters viii get q big
ger shair Nv his daddy's estait. If
sum womans boss shood get skered
at yore crackers and throw her las
hapuoed The other ds,) it vii be
very funny to See her boiling up
and down on her frightened boss asst
clatters ava on the strete, and flo
erIy it may fiji yore warm barts fol
Nv joy to see her dashed to the
ground and killed. May be her
busban and children vii want her
out ov the wa any how. Agen yu
ma neerly split your rubber sides,
if yu vii skier sum old fellers TEEN
with yore melerdys (as was the kase
last weak and wach the TEEN and
wagin as tba go rip-a-ta rip ging-um-
a-ling, bang-a-ta-whang, till at last
boss Gums cur-wallup on the ground.
That yu ma make yourselves more
pleasant and agreeabul to yore as.
sochates let me advice a litiul. Let
him that has an aufencive breth,
purfnme it with sum Nv that good
stuff-yu kno. Let him that is slo
Nv speech doc so awlso. Let him
that lacks grit, doc likewise. Let
him that screwpuls about propriety
doc ditto. On this point let each
won cunsu!t bis own taist, whether
he vii use Lincoln County Top
heavy, Robinson County Tangle-
foot, Memphis Bust-bead, or Nash
vile Ball face.
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