Daily Davenport Democrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 1864-1874, 1869-02-15
DAILY DEMOCRAT


| rog.sisnals-coughs and colds.-[Jady.
Killing time-shooting, . Gentry
Judy.
The demand Of Grescs-"Pleasc to put
stopper to the Por.e."-Judy.
The best preparation to achieves fer
eign tongue is TO master your own.
Filtration is defined as the "prslimnary
csnter to love making"
'Court'.ing after marrisge-Gsttiug q
divorce.
ia lady gives you offense, ask her par
don. Ii 10 . good way to bottle up her
own ire.
Many husband represents himself 70 BE-
hsnpscked ~ unrssistingly - II he were
On ear Of corn.
Peoples feelings, like great deal Of the
milk in the market, should eltsn - re-
strained.
The London Saturday Review thinks
there are great many ''morally short
sighted people" in the world.
Recolsct that when you put down .
glass il may return the compliment and
put you down.
Ia India calves are regularly worship
ped. Who shall say that il is not 90 TO
some extent in this eoustryt
The q. snce between young lady and
. night cap-one is born to we'd aud the
other is worn to bed.
When lady winks, there strong eus-
picion that there is something in her eye.
And she can generally see it.
Bownlow has pardoned over 800 loyal
criminals out Of his penitentiary the past
year.
Twelve years ago Newberg, New York
brewer commenced business With . peck
Of malt. To day he 10 worth t2OO. 900.
The can.can ID giving place TO Ia 5oM
lansre The "stsrmy tulip" is smother
saltatsry spasn.
An "sngsged couple" in Hartford have
been making love for thirty years but havn's |
dared to marry for fear two methsrs in
Law 10 prospective.
The Arabs allew nan to divorce him
self from . vito who does not make good
bread. What crop Of divorces that law
would create in America
Ma. Hsnpeck vas asked the other night |
il hs Was going 10 take homo any ma2a>
zine. lie said he had one there, and she |
vas continually blevisg up.
Almost every paper that We open gives
IN account Of some lovers killing his
sweetheart. We arc ready to concluds |
that love commits sloest or quite a. many
murders ~ hate.
They tell Of . Fifth Avenue mansion
decorated with peint lace curtains, India
shawl coverings on!ths furniture, bronss |
doors. and silver msasgrams On every
thing.
There are ct present in New Ysrk
Tombs awaiting trial twelve musdersrs,
twenty eight burglars, eight robbers, be.
sidss . numbsrlsss list Of psrsens incar. |
osratsd for minor offences.
The grand jury Of Washington has
found true bill against man who, with. |
out knowledge or skill in medicine, admin |
istered ten grains Of sulphats Of moiphsns |
to a woman who, It 10 alleged, died In con-
sequence.
liza young lady possesses in her own |
right few hundred acres Of land, or an |
eligible block Of brswn stone trent houses,
Il IS safc to say The young men will think |
there is sufficient ground for attachment.
You bachelors ought to be taxed" said
. lady to . fesolute svadcr Of the matri- |
monial moose. ~ agree with you madam"
was the reply, "bsehslorism 10 . great lag
ury.'
~ don't want mother to marry again.
said little boy one day ct breakfast.
why nots' was asked with some pur>
pose. "Because," said he i've lost one
fail >fI
getting acquainted With another"
A clergyman has just united in lmarriags
. couple who're Christian names we're Benz
jsmin and Ann. "How did they appear
during the ceremony p inquired friend.
"They appeared animated and benefit |
ted vas the ready reply.
It vas said Of belle, in The habit wear. |
ing low necksd dresses, who recently car.
ried Of . matrimonial prize, In the shape |
Of a rich old widowsr, thst"shs won the |
race by . neck"
The body Of William Penn lies in lit.
tie church yard acarcely twenty miles from
London The church and surroundings
nestle in deep gorge among the Chilte,n
hills, in Buckinghamshire. The grave is
inc'oscd in little square Of hedge. and
no marble or other ornaments 10 mark the
spot.
Captain kidd's treasure has at last been
found.-in the caves Of Salisbury, Conn.
An explorer "rsports" the discovery Of
human and equine skeletons, & MS, pistols,
swords, utensils Of various kinda, gold and
silver coin. rings, charts and manuscripts.
Seven printers are confined in the In6i>
ana Insane Asylum.