, 1869-04-18
Rassos.
Showing the Misery Of Their E1-
istenee.
Funerals.
Respect Wanted for tho Living and
tho Dead s.
Review Of AHauAerneuta-

SPECIFIC purpose usually makes Club SUCCESS.
nI LIDO not Learn that the CnIcaKp Ctuh his
been organized for any specific putpoee. Both liz
membership and measuses seeru to be mIscell.-
0eous- Cub Of miscellaneous character fnd!.
eateA uEuA1y cloudy RtnaoapaM9B n htms 4
MIN with home. who has 10 frequent Club nr.
zsntssd with no xpeels1 haktz, L = us1k1nR aarsr-
sasemcnt that t1tre i sonetning q. home which
either goes aaxeW or L. utterly lacking, she want
Of Which eompela him 10 60 slseNherr to seek IL
The peculiar harmony which he CANNOT md Ia 1no
home Duet b VIII bo ltfely 70 md IN the Ueca.
tioas Club cho1a2.
For man IA : gresa.4ous animal by nasurc he
naturally SEEK the crowd, rad ia aeea IN hl1 nor.
uAl condition In the mob. In which respects no
resembles The loxrF order Of 1ndlaxla which H.
WAys 60 IN herdx The lion and the uoblcr xnirlats
usually tirr by themselves. uapfng 4 Club. vhst
WIN hc done With II The oEiy object can seo
ln tho Club Is soelAltty n 80 much year. haDp,-
netn 1t . SPECIFIED percentage, and JOY unspcaka-
bic 1ot 11Yone who CAL adptd 1t, But socEaity nt
70 nsach per yeas aanpiy means conys.ll.xJ, zad
cons1stality Is : rock 7 nIeh viii spit any club.
of conree, DO mt mean that the Cubbises arc
to be Ahcf'orttes thAs sthe5 uult Tive upon b.ack
brf1d and hE1cdsh water; that they mpss xxpoos
themselves to IN carly death by an oreplu4of .1r-
tue l-hsSe cftAo, be1oss tha, expressed nv
views upon The sqbecs-of Tissue. believe that too
much virtue Il almost ~ bad Is TOT much ytce md
-thst b better To bo harlAn shan diytne On tbts
earth PINK o. tpsopIictJ Is Always q very In
sipd creature, TOO gooI fur the world. i think
great mAW people make very gave mistake in
trying 70 Be angelo and encouraging ptufe3thefs
on their shouldcrs before the proper time When
tho time colurAf for you and me- to be angela re
Bna1l undoubtedly hare our outfits OF ha1p4 utnzs
md rphes furnished u, and starr on "a oar nertA
voyages q nnturaily ~ Sosl,ng takos to water.
70, In the case OF children, J. think II better for
them : to 10 Roa- pie builders than cher
1he: better Tor them to green their lit
tls rsiment tn the graea; leu white
lies and get healthy dlnrna. pahu,um IN the way
of ureSd aaad m6hsses,' win occaaonal 1nruAona
OF birch, than 70 tt stupidity h corner reading
good child . book gradually to become Theology
tcal Wa1en lma9e md finally to die because they,
1re Of no account tn this wurid:
Bot To oar = nuttotA, !" and Che q puuttons uay
be rhks The members OF the Cub N1n not be 4acho.
rte1. Isolcuuly believe theJ are In 10 Danger Of
divinity. This Is welt a little healthy 1lcc In The
C2rb-zulnd you, healthy vicc, OF As the Countess
Guiccioti The autnan Leaf Of HJtnn blqre, 70 pre-.
lily te1mall AieE light distractions In the form
Of plessure' '-wtu be to The Club what red pepper
Is to Hclsa z1tebit, az pickle 10 trted oystess
: But thsrV nsuss t'e discrimination In the use Of
these little yicess Yor must be skt1led to know
Nhat good gtct Is else WhAt youso 1ondly deem
~ b0 ANAc&%1& ~ As14A U4AF p4uT4 klEEr al
to be Kettle. Most any n,an, unless he u as stu
pid u old fploninst can ten virtue from vsca.
1t requires experience and good taste, however, to
tell good v4ce when you see II: There L. not the
sltghtest doubt Ii u1y mind That vices cau be u&i.
.xed, Just - the aithJ petroleum can be distilled
Into perfume 10 delight Ny Laty's pretty pink
uokutla Or the nl&hier rat sktn be tnc.anmphossd
into the d1ipueGt Of coverings for ny Lady taper
pearl nnzeA
Now, cou1niAlilJ may be utilized, but rhcsc
confiTa0ky tho only purpose Of Club It il
dangerous 1t Ia III well enough to eat ,,sstr,.,
and Hamburger Clubs and to drink good Bur-
KQndJ, but pnesa there as natural taste In seiac
ton, md ~ intlrtdnl ttnsR, hssod upon cam.
taoh tense and Uncommon refinement, In tho uae
I'd them. eating and d11nkth3 becpsne eoFlnandIz-
ing and guxxltng. The nne at Of the cpIcuse BE-
comes the G1osaness Of the gutton And the sinou4
connoisssur, who czilctsAs Aia chstesu 5Lanstt as
he would Robert Browninss lst4a poem, BE-
CONES simplJ \ nlbbes,. Who gulps down burnt
sugar and 1ogEood With the 8auae sepsa,iun4 thAt
would accompany nectat Of Bacchus. own brew
Ing. coovtstansy should onty be m scceIsoty Of
the Cfuh, not an object. Tnert shoutd. be rome
11and, WORTHY pu1pose underlying the Club and pcr-
meat1nf ali tt actions md, most Of all 1t should
teea 70 surround kacIf With an atmosphere OF TO-
.dntnen1, taeE1nt 'eAse,- and trun culture It
should noi+ Ior one instant, 10 substitute rae
ths Home which Is the only salvation
for the man and, The nation. It can
easily be organized 70 60 ptth the Home, so that
the two sh31 heref tonditt.' The tendency.
however, b Ml the other WAY, for grcgsr1oos uz~
tutes Are sare'y self-rrliAnt or immutahle, and
uesily aailt and -chAugn with crcIy breeze that
blows The, whale moves along with solitary
grandeur, fxed Ii his own purpose. The deNe
shosf Of rntnnors 20 WITH the t1de aai are awept
here kna therc By every hl1low, Until one Of them
sweeps tho shoal through tha whaleboae sieve OF
Ies!athan, and Ast "a the end Of them, when they
aI1ke OF, as It has been the end Ct good many
human hpedA commonly supposed to have mo.u
scnsc than mlnooH. -
hope that GU Grst-bofn Club viii be 4 SUCCESS
for although very tuisce1lsueous tn membership It
embraces The unuscs Of sumo excellent ctttxens.
But do not Stntlemen, make httii1sts 4od bou1lnn
xnd Burgundy, The unltY+ Make Of It an tnsttta.
| uon thAtSnxli be -creds to the city Glse 10 I.
ao1e distinctive character. 6ur7ouad II win an
Atmosphere OF genuine refinement aud Xcat2stsnly
| good breeding, aod male It = 1csort worthy ol
| gentlemen who ahal rlsts tne cily from abroad.
Conducted upon tness principles 4 will be I sue
| ctas: upon any Other, Il Will bc 4 failure.
| Which reminds me TO SAY ta1t last week freed
my rutnd 4 nitlA upon the subject Of Aus.eu.
sopranos, ard that II "a only ntuple justice To Gay
/ arnru Or sxn for Tia tonazA sAd hskso<.
| The tenor, take to be the hxpnicst tnAn In tae
| "ulluI Va ~ L&zHA N% VA$Ah " AE = LIE
y1dns1 whom N ms operauc EyIsas loyp. lie
loves Them also. aA haA m thn scrennlss to sing.
He Alone can indulge In tne II d poistae. Alntst
in.az1ab1y be Is allowed TO die for the hesoLon,
wien be tant permitted to ma1J her, and AxaJl
has Jestissims death song given TO nis1, which
like the swans, Is the sweetest What little s.asr
i hoktoess there is IN The way Of knec1lng At ths
Sees o1 The fnomorasa, Nsaiug Of hands aud en-
I ntacfnS u laazuiahing Leonoras, belongs exclu
| AJr ~ In Tia z1e 49, fhA nhnfr
man, and drown susceptible dxmseis With tna,.
over hts caalft grief and cotk-uncd -Frtnkies O.
! wot. The women dote upon the tenor, bs1,d hin
! Ettle hsNets, fook n him through the iUK1etsea
1nd adose htnu In eee1tt a Heine'e pins sdozek
the palm He 1nts booqsets upou hls mAntel ant
atue reEfumed notes upon his dscxstng- -sahle l
he be ! HnoF q 9ra:td, 1ovely womAn Will Aisl
fr tsn; II n tesssr ypbrsen 1ovcly womaa III
die for bin. &C ush that He¥ ha4
1n1ds hE such \ nan- Tte auk,eu1 tenor enjoy
the tatus advantages Is the operate tenor, on
/ &sal1er scale. De u rririlcgod 70 Eng all II
t pretty, things and he may sing then - badly =
may b., Il ou1y he Be Interesting. HE'S the lido
! befurc which female bread and butserhood bends
both Erectsn ADD otherwise. &c u usually tn
gtle, tf'sita.l and delicate. He sleeps on the IN
de11ale ot = ruse leaE, dstn1s A1ge{ica eats ca-a
t1els md catches buttaEnteA He carr1cs hls vose,
tn lace cpeeket-n&nekerchltf, Whea In The opel
III, md docs II Up IN amber, when he rrtises t
Meep upon tho Tose IeaEca- He alone Is permlttet
| to KeAt Hhlte fiaa and rest and oshexwtse xrr1
him%el stsef tbs n3nueT of the festive Aotz
w&isse- Ho knexs The scetct- Of immortal yout]
And nefe1 g1uws old AL tanetul laJt set TO Ii
tn6ing Of tsntea, Ku!ta'1 aad ha1Ea belong to him
ua alone, eAo aiaEso the. mooa and addrcas u
1t1r1 In hIa rsFntetrs ase I'll lbs lntezcsttny of,
eAnts, ths ht4hoexn esss1tezs, the romantic 1otcs
and tae me,1nchnl. At,ssA
And he ha1 nsce asSs, OF. Il hs hsan'., be HI
better deg Senersts Into = baritone nd hare don
| with L.
a teaoe without nloe 1eys + wprse OF shao = X
pxzuo who can't stnR " With rerdure Clad.
there he Rfcr yu.s avis, or N ttto who has to d
: saee<i 1ln 9dfea psstnt xs1n elephaatue xnklet
I and there revrT VIA m xttp tu The world VII
, whom Nnaldlr 7 measure feet sad gtEe them ii
odts Of one Or two number
The tenor lives Ia cloSet, chin dasn, and neyt
! | Estz ssuux h4 tha bceA Sometimes he fosErts
i wrap up hts vnaoa In the htndkrsrntef when b
soss out Of hs EeepS IN khA direct line Of curr.
Of III, Whsth comes n under the doot, sd The +
:, sutt II m tpdtspoStttuu- When be nAA n 1ndlsps
sunn he goes na limiting duG14 II Calumet 1nx:ta
Ct dears IN shs spHssnoa, and taa manager 70
| kfEeA hin ard the audience psty hsaa- He doesu
de Ike other sinSr11, but gradually fAdes avn
,lee TIC russ and disappears tn little c1ood at pe
fnme-
-Tne hssso. On taA oshsx hand u the pessoaide
ton Of roel nasaary, and b known It ue fec
that be b ncs iutzrkst1nG II all He know Il
women donr atore hin, and he taxes \ perdt.
delight In pelloz1nz II them. He neses has ,
opportunity to tngutsh On the stsge. OF to I
: round RseetaG 3od xsshlng md kissing uf hAod
He IL neref }over. If = httSsnd he Il ! dir
cnt-throAt II cavalier, he Is some diiapl tzts
old duka. Ntkaa young aud PRETTY ~tte, inst pxc
- ing up preparatory 10 elopeEornt With thu teuc
sod rqucxtiug him not to .1fe9fets vim her lift
- x9HaCrneNtk ff 4 R1jjnr hA Il 4 kNNrrtfil
pirate. II III uncle. ho Is u,!sey. II 4 mayor,
:. ia 6tuniehao. II 4 fashcr h IL faal TIA COZ