The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-04-19

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the shoulder, badly broken by the kick
ofa horse GU Friday night last. Dr..
Camden was called and adjusted the
fracru,'',
1'g,n Observation-Disclosures, ETC
MIR, hr~rr,t, the gen,lemanly artist who
now o ,ppies the gallery at the corner of
Main si.set:is doing a very satisfactory
business. llis'prices are very reasonable,
while hi. work cannot fail to please. Flo
will Stay With US until after the May term
of tIn C.r.uit Court.
TnAr INFRINGEMENT" I'VE stated
las, V q. that the Town Council had
commenced to retrcncll-on the mud Is
sue. T his week VIC take it all back; for
upon inquiry, we find that Mr.. Bennett
pays tn cents load for the privilege Of
cartiag it away. Our corporate authori-
ties are same on the ''normal condition"
but no; much on anything else:
TnE MILKY Way At about s
o'clock on Thursday evening the milky
Way or, as the sentimental Of the ten
der sex call it-".Thc Lovers Walk
was lnore clearly visible than We have
ever before seen it. Much attention was
drawn toward it, from the fact that its
unusual clcurncss and apparent prcSimi-
ty to the earth made it be mistaken by
many for some other astronomical Pie.
nomena.
~ SrGGEsrloY.-Thc enterprising au-
tloritics OF sumo of the Western Towns
have supplied each Of the scjourners in
their respective burgs with a huge pair
Of boots--thc kind with arm-holcs in EN-
and dispense with side. walks altogether.
We throw out the crude suggestion, and
hope tina, our youthful but very expert
cnccd idea mag be met with iavor-that
We also be supplied with boots. Hale
and Urbac! say Amen; we say Ccr,ing-
ly.. and tho people generally hold up.
up both hands in favor Of the proposition,
"Lct us layc boots is the ralIyng cry,
aud on that line the cattle must be Tough,
and wcn-cvcn though it takes oil sum
mer. Let our Mayor and Town Council
faithfully consider the matter, as in the
interest Of those Of their constituents who
are not amphibiOus, and by all means
Less hafboots.
WnERx Have You BEEN ALL SUMMER ?
No, it wasn't us--twas that man that
lives around the alley-he was fearful
drunk--we mean that fellow who was Oh
the white horsc--we don't mean the old
historical white horse, but that other
white horsc-tllc rebel hcrse-thc disloy-
al quadrupcd.--of course he's a rebel
horse. Didn't he have fight With
that other fellow, and didn't lie get him
down, and didu, he roll over OH him, and
didn't he tear our pantaloons? Oh, no,
/ guess not. llaw, llaw, law. Tia.
other fellow met the disloyal horse, and
in an endeavcr to pass him, some words
ensucd, and "sidc- hollis" were the wcap-
ons agreed upon distance no object.
Time was called and both came up to the
scratch-that fellow scratching and the
white horse kicking. We tell you it was
tt bully fight. selah. We ,llrow'd that
there horsc--fair and sqnarc-and lin.
iincdialcly friend picked that fellow up
off the pavement, and The horse want
hurt bh-,-but we've got to gat some
summer brcecl.cs. There was II good
dcul Of amusement going on that day.
We saw fellows amusing themselves By
trying to walk straight, and they succeed
cd, III horn-or, rather, because they
bud too many horns. We watched that
fellow all day long, and he was on the
rush in u very miscellaneous manner lie
hadn't any poor relations that day-not
sny., lie just kept agoing. That's more
than souc Of them ollicr fellows did.
They weakened. They hadn't travelled
niue years in eircurious and never gotta
fall nor they lladn'' performed the great
bareback feat on saddle; nor they didn't
fall off the horse and Lust their panta.
looms, neither, but We know somebody
who did. That fellow didn't stay drunk
more tlan three OF four days; and when
he got to bed that night, and got to
thinking how he'd whipped that horse,
and how he'd throw'l him down, and how
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