The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1869-02-19

bott, has commenced her studies IN
Now York.
At Sitka, Mossrs. Procopi Klokak
and Komoipechusattrigco arc JUST.
ces of the Peace.
Wi-oonsin paid last year ten dol
lars bounty for each Of l,23l wild
cats, 1874 lynxes and 24l wolves
A man nprlied for license At
Columbus, Ind, the Other day. Anj
when asked tho woman's name, said
he'd be "doggonOd ifhe hadn't for.
got it."
Ma, # you will givo me an OPP
pie l will be good" No, my
child, you must not be good for
pay-you must be good for moth
ing"
A physician Of Louisville says
American liqnor has detcIiorated.
When he was young, men could get
drunk without doing damage !;
now they got crazy and smash
things.
a Boston expert, of throo years
practice, can raise himself with oi-
ther arm from the "dcad hang" six
times in succession, with q 80 ID.
weight in the other hand.
An old minister tho other day
asked woman what could induce
hor husband 10 attend church. 81
don't know" sho replied, "unless
you were to put pipe and u jug OF
whisky in the pow
AT Sunday school tho other day
among other questions asked Of one
of the junior classes was the follow
ing; "Well, my dear children, and
how will you fight for Jesus ?"-
with our fists,' promptly replied
u bright eyed juvenile.
IF you had eighty years to live
how would you spend 1t 70 as TO be
perfectly happy here bclowP7 asks
French writer, and answers il
himself: "Thc first thirty years as
n pretty woman, thirty more as a
great general, and tho rest us q
bishop
AQuaker chasing his broad brim
which the wind had takon. saw n
boy laughing at his dilemma, and
inquired. cart thou profnne lad2'
The youngster replied that he did u
little that way; "Then," said he
handing him quarter, "thee may
damn that hat tho moneys worth"
A Yankee girl broke off an on.
gagemcnt to marry, because her in~
tended husband bad habit of
sneeElng in his sleep.-[Exchange
Most ladies never find such things
out until too late, but Yankee girls
are curious and experimental, and
generally "know itall."
In order TO amuse the children on
a Sabbath, lady was engaged in
reading from the Bible the story oI
David and Goliah, aud, coming 10
that passage in which Goliah SC
boastingly and defiantly dared the
yourg STRIPPING, a little chap, al
most in mis- first trousers, said -
"Sister. skip that, skip that, hos
blowing l want to know who
licked"
The following address on lettor
now in the New Orleans post office
smacks decidedly of the New York
Herald's personal style : ITO the
young lady who sat in tho first lef,
hand private box at tho Yarietie.
Theater on Saturday, January 30
and spoke TO a gentleman IN the
parquetCo, New Orlean9, La. II
no. called for in one week, TO be ad.
vertised." 1t is to be hoped that
the loving pair may meet. One
scarcely knows which to admire
the most, the delicdcy of tho lady(2)
who would bow to u geatlemdn(O, a
stranger, III the parquette Of a the
ater, or the inrrepidIty of the gsn.
lleman(O IN acting 80 promptly(P)
upon the hint.
IN unusually large amount Of mu.
tilatod Und Worn.out bank notOs
and fractional currency Is coming
TO tho treasury tor redemption, and
the call for new money has been 80
great that the currency bureau was
not able to meet it without drawing
on what was printed sometime ago.
1t Is asccrtNned on inquiry that we
have mado a good deal Of our mon.
ey Of shoddy paper: that ia. of mu .