The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1869-11-04

PupDrN AND MILK.

Love is sed tew be blind, but i kuo lots
oV phellews in love who kan see twice az
much in their gals az kan.
The miser IL a riddle. What be pos
Sesses he haint got, aud what he leaves
behind him, he never had. 70
Good phisick iz like fiddle. it fur
nishes the tune while natur cuts the pigeon
wing and cures the patient.
Caution, tho very often wasted, IL a
risk to take.
Pity IL about the meanest wash that
one man can offer another, had rather
hav 10 dollar greenback that had been
torn in two twice and pasted together,
than tew have all the pity thare iz.on the
upper side of the earth-pity is nothing
more than quiet satisfackshun that / am
a great deal better oph than yu am, and
that intend to keep 30.
Fortune iz like coquette, if you don't
run after her she will run after you.
Did you ever hear q very ritch man
sing
Ifi was going to paint pictur of Faith,
Affection and Honesty, would paint mi
dog looking up in mi face and Wagon his
tail.
The devil il mean kuss he never
keeps hiz own promises, but alwus makes
rs keep ours.
Truth IL az artless az a child, and az
purswasivs. r
Thare IL nothing in this life that men
pay 40 hi price for az they do for repen-
tAnce.
Laws are made, customs grow-laws
haV to be executed, customs execute them
selfs-laws begin where customs end.
Men who hav good deal to say, use
the fewest words.
Punning IL nothing more than mimick-
~, the best punster now living IL mon-
key he makes a pun on louse forty
times day bi SCRATCHING hiz head.
The road to wealth il a highway, but
the road to knowledge IL byeway.
Shame IL the dieing embers of virtew.
don't know of a better kure for sor-
row than tew pity sumboddy else. .a
Experience IL grindstun, and it il
lucky for US if we can git frightened by
it, not ground.
We shouldn't forgit one thing, that
thare IL not single fee simple on this fut-
stool even the best tooth in our he'd may
fall tew aking before sunset and hav tew
be jerked out. ae.s
Ignorance is the wet nuss of prejudice
Anticipation il constantly nibbliDg ex>
pected pleasure until it consumes it, jiss
80 the skool boy, who visits bis basket
during the forenoon too often, haz allreddy
discounted hiz dinner.
never kHu a man trubbled with mel
ankolly who had plenty to dew, and did it.
Good breeding, az | understand it, IL
giving every man hiz due, without rob-
bipg yourself.
Natur is jist az honest az a cow.
Talk little, but listen out loud, yuDg
man, II the way tew make the company
suspekt yu-I mean suspekt yu ov know
ing a great deal more than you aktually
do. ..F..f
If yu should reduce the wants ov the
people of M York City down to aktusl
necessitys, and plain cumferts, gu would
hav lew bubble the perlice force tew keep
them from committing suicide. j~lSs
People when they find fault with their
sells, are generally more anxious tew be
cOnsoled than forgiven, and, therefore,
when a man begins tew confess hiz sins
tew me and sez, ''aiare Ginf no hope for
him." tell him he ought tew kno awl
about it,, and i guess IL more than half
right.
What the world wants Il good exam
Piles, not so mulch advice advice may
be wrong, but examples prove themselfs.
Pride IL bogus. Adam at one time had
q right tew be proud but he let sin beat
him out of hiz birthright.
A Growing hen and cackling ruseter are
very misfortunate poultry in a family.
Az ginral thing the man who murrys
O woman ov more uppercrust than himself
will find the woman more anxious few
preserve the distance between them than
tew bring him up tew her grade or go
down tew hiz level.
Titles are valuable; they make US ac-
quainted with menny persons who other
wise would be lost amung the rubbish.
Peace IL the soft and holy shadder that
virtew casts.
Habits are like the wrinkles on G mans
brow, if yu viii smoothe out the one i will
smoothe out the other.
1t is darned sight easier tew find six
men who kan tell exactly how thing
ought tew be did than tew find one who
will do il.
Marrying for money IL meaner way
tew git it than counterfting
Dispatch IL taking time bi the ear.
Hurry II taking it bi the end ov the tail.
The miser who heaps up gains tew gloat
over IL like hog in pen fatted for
SNOWY Y Weekly.
HUGGED THE WRONG MANA Young