The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-08-09
Ladies' Column. il s.
All illusion-The bridal veil,

All illusion-The bridal veil,
The woman question-Is be rich? asi.
Monogram lace curtains ure the agony
now.5 I --si -st -,.ts,,- t-si. a,rs "a,
Tho vessel,no woman objects to embark
on-Cour,ship. ;siyael
Modesty in woman is like color on,her
chcek decidedly becoming, ifnot put on.
Do people get married because they
want to repair2 5f'i ,, t.,.e,
An insane woman in New Orleans is in
training for statesman.
When q lover dotcs on his darling, .
refusal acts as M antidote. fl9d
Fifteen hundred girls are advertised for
at Sioux City, Iowa. ,F..,t
Young ladies' who play croquet are
known as ''maidens all for lawu..'
When lovers quarrel, what presents
made on either sido are not returned?
The kisses. f'' t7,sH'' I 's'H
Handsome young ladies rarely find out
tho fact until the young men tell them Of
it. Certainly not. How could they.
A punctuation beyond the skill lof
printers-Putting iaI stop to woman's .
tongue. ;;,.-,54. II
Z "A Miss which nobody likes-misfor-
tune. A Miss which everybody does like
-Niss Fortune.
Mrs. Vice President Colfax is the exact
equal Of her husband, each weighing 1853
lbs. stii aAa. ae4j h a9s giFi an
The girl who succeeds in winning the
true love Of a true man makes o lucky
hit, and is herself lucky Miss. *
"A German merchant Of Boston, rc.
Gently ''prorosed by Gable across the At
lantic, aud received the response Yes"
81. H. !
1u Dubuque q marriage was consumma-
ted after courtshipo Of fifteen minutes and
was followed BY divorce after six hours.
1t is said that the reason why the teeth
Of young ladies decay SO early in their
teens, is on account Of the sweetness Of
their tulips. alalR VIZ 9! %s4sii5
l. lf'i4fI4.s.I : - lII..
Tie latest bit Of intelligence for The de-
yotees Of fashion is that Eugene, the
Empress, is coming to America this sam.
mer. fGA y'7s3f geiii9; stt
A heu-peckod husband writes: 9.'Be.
fore marriage fancied welded life would
be all sunshine; but afterwards I found
out thatit was all moonshine." si'9hi'
An Irish servant girl applied 70 the
druggist for six cents worth Of the 'glory
Of rhyme" She had been sent for
chloride oflime. IT, III,
Three bachelors ID an Iowa town play
cd game Of cards, tho loser to marry
during tho year or support theothcr two
bachelors the following year.
Ladies don't know whether they like
smoking or not. With special favorites
they like it-with general favorites they
|don't dislike it, and with no favorites they
detest It. i- l5l.ff lis
The "girl Of The period" is not all puffs,
aounces and furbelows. There is good in
her. Don't condemn her. Her faults
and frailties are her misfortune, not all
her fault.
A Wisconsin woman, bitten in the an.
kleb n rattlesnake while out berrying.
saved herlife by tightening ler garter
and making her little daughter suck tho
wound. "a
A young lady Of San francisco was iu-
suited, when a.one on the streets one
evening, by vile fellow; but instead Of
sreanlipg or fuinting, she SIM y broke
his head with cobble-stonc. i7i5g
The pulse Of young ladies generally
beats stronger in the p,ln Of the b nd
than .at tile wrist. This curious fact in
physiology las been frequently observed
by young men Of an investigating turn Of
MUD. ~! f .aHa 9fi dgifw
The objection to women practicing med
iciue is nothing new. It's said that as
long ago as 1421 petition was presented
to King Henry ". that "no woman use
The practyse Of 6syk, under payne Of long
imprisonment. :" ~ }it,slae
a kind physician, wishing to smooth
the last hours Of poor woman whom he
was attending, asked her If there was any
thing that be could do for her before she
died. The poor soul looked up and re-
piled sd Doctor, l have always thought
ihntl would like to have glass butter
dish before I died."
Jeemes sent tho following answer to
his Matte, the other day She had sent
him kiss in letter: "a
Thanks to my little absent friend
A kiss in your lette. you send
But ah the thrilling charmtis lost
Inkisses that arrive by post;