The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1869-02-25
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Why is married man Ike dough


Why is married man like dough?
Because he is needed lkneaded) at
n D99n9liHn0t, ~ 32fiFs BS2seq SHskt
iioniH3 ifH3dfq 9itsl9oafed 20 nQfte9udHg Ell
s'Any thing to please thee, child lasq al
the nurse said when she leti,it crawl 4ad
out of the third story windo9MiJlor i.4it
's'I don't .talze.'' as the sick mann said, zaq
when the doeter left him aEdeseoofi19
ipicac.tfsI !ffgHoTq ztno 1on lliw qsd
g CosIEi to this bosom ndedrest, ,8uas sItf
the Young lady saidItoi tlrea teir1 dollar teat
gold pin whichtmnedio oibeibrassaf o.
"a IIIlaaD IIlaDY once entered astage coach bas
with SO much powder on her face thatiesB
she blew upthe driver "a 7la ohW 9soaf
IuwfHlY uwfl IS sIa1 parting farewell Ike ~ aPol'a
honest aebt2e.B aebt2 Because "a ssiif's,ds is ndisda ssdaT
IA due 14aao. -i,it n; 4aGeu afts,aesa.fT
NoTHINs is more easy than q ,itesT to DO .as.gooI
mischief and nothing more aificplt vi
than to suffer WITHOUT complaeipliing nj nggfsddtiw
The beginning Of, yleEeois 1inb the e.sas
power of every one itePnt an end tovsd
I it sin theipower on noneainrsisb 5 div
! RUN can do butlittie mischief while'ff :
in hogsheads, but when 1t igetsb iatozst7
mems heads sstafid ffonp undersN T'ilids
10 oNEE Of the best fhaafmsfs in Kansas ag
| is the Governor. HIS wheat crop ~
amounts to 10000 bushels 0li'shi psi'Ait
ov aPArwvs for reply, as q pussy said ds.a
when she scratched the dog for bark bark b..s
ing at her. 40, a,,,,-o,T =. .l,,1.,, s.gt
WHY'S . rnewspaperi like, g. tooth
brush?s Dye give it toup2w Beealsey4a
/ every body should have one Of his slgi
! own and not borrow his ighbogs.ir,oy
DEFMiTIoN.-A dover. has been de- 4e
fined to be, "a man who, to obtain the1si
possession efanDther looses possession II
of himself. 81 Bd9 efIi OF has sbfss4a
4 - He that Knows himself knows %
and he that is ignorant of himself
!! could not write very Profound lec-sta
/ tnre on other mems head. sai'offsI at7li'
4 MANeERs should be low and sta
q bles well ventilated and. well lighted.
Many horses are, madeFblind bgTbeing
: kept in the dark.ah-oi moff J9sw qg0
,Fo PRAoT1cAE analysis, In one ihstaneeyzb
: has 7sfiowultha the last dcup of milkaH q
!, from acow'sudder contained sixteeibsT
times as!much cream as the fifstienp.saf
ft, EDzAcTIY.-4Ito is conceded on all ID
hands that the ladies arst fair that
chickens are fowl; % that the fnofley'ii'
market Is tight and that ithe morals, ls,i'
I of Coifgressmen are loose! 20 sHtst
4 A MAINE i farmer farmer, fattened d cow
: chiefly on turnips, and the result sur =
passed expectation; The beef was Of
fine quality and the 'tal1ow undsnaily !.
II abundant, 81. -, -
h. 1t has been stated by some one b cl.7 cll..7T.,-l4
rions in statistics, that the whole
ID amount of grain raised in New Eng,
j, land each year Mould not supply y. TTiigtassTgy
i inhabitants six weeks! ,b.le.,o. sfe moi,
ID. A correspondent of the Joet'paql Of sav
agriculture has found that eight bush7,su
A lels of salt, and one of plaster will
n cause an acre of clay loan to o prodpee. 81
Z bmorc than an equally expensive apple II
b cation of bafngard panqre.ld z9aaoi oa
!. PLANTS in thegcellaE need iLairs onrfs
V mild days. They are more apt to suf-+'ni
s fer from dampness than from dEynessI IBi
!, yet they should. be eilookedto occasiOll= Id
: ally, and not be- allowed to become .
: what Mr.. Henderson calls g killingsd
dry" iTq >woH ssit ffl iassl-ai f,ns snOL
!. SoME farmers are so stupid as itossl
! : fIaugiiat their lieighboFso practice -
: card mo their ceyys.e Yet the GOOD re zofE
suits of this practice are seen, not onlyssi
in the better appearance of the animals OF
that are carded daily, but lin fuIlershs
a milk ipails95 99s iifds oW Hadf .iiei7qso
: Por1ToEs should always be kept in p p
=; - the DARK Rural housekeepers do NOT 40
- need to be told this, but many others ,.
who live in towns and cities SHOULD =
f know that potatoes exposed to the
9 Light, fer day only !, have their favor 2
! injured, and the longer they are exL Oh q
posed the worse they are = Never use y =
> La greeifish potatoe..hi iiaa ~ nosnfiob +
: IF rich it is easy enongh to conceal : :
e our wealth. but if poor, it is not quite :.
e SO easy to conceal our poverty We
s shall find it. less difficult to hideta =
Il thousand guineas than one hole in our e. (
e'assIiIi sIiIi1 1oq0n q. d. l.ei-aanl sdt 'Fsiw
q VEEociiPEDEs.4Cari Betfson being n
!: challenged to make rhyme for VelOc-' u
Q ipede, got of this impromptu - ..r
q. There WAS a man ON a veiocipede, ~, -.
Who said sfneed not give my hoss feed;'' = ~
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