Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-05-07
NEWa AND PERgONAL..
The love that always Iasts-self-lovo.
Prof. Ldeblg Is travelling i'm TtnIv.

twenty new Savings Banks.
Which side Of a horse invarIabIyv has
? che most hair on Il? The outside.
Professor Hitchcock win soon peoIog-
lcally survey New Hampshire.
8 Alexander II. Stephens' historv Of -,
war has had sale Of 81 600 copies.
The Saturday Review says that the
n AeW York Oity Government is the most
r corrupt body IN the civilized world.
Cincinnati has a Womon's Christian
~ Association Ia successful operation.
A tax on bachelors from thirty vsars
/. old and upward is proposed ia Paris.
Artemus Ward said that the nan who
y wrote 'I'm saddest when I sing" was
y a fool to sing much.
: The people Of Pittsburgh heard Of the
q aurora borsalis by telegraph, but could
/. not see It on account Of the smoke,
4 New York pays more for tobacco than
q bread.
+ An eminent Swiss naturalist says that
D without birds successful agriculture Co.
8 impossible,
For SALE-TWo cofins made for ABB
bott and Bprague. Apply TO the under
taker at the Congressional buying
I ground.-POSt,
I Wedding cards now have the name OF
! the bride and groom, grOomsmen, brides
= maids and ushers all on one card.
A Brazilian savant has discovered
{ that men were on the banks Of the ANA
! zon twenty thousand years ago.
! A girl In Wisconsin swallowed forty
= percussion caps. Her mother refrniued
o nom spanking her for fear Of an explo-
3 sion.
The 600 log bchool housed which Mis-
SOAR bOasted at the close Of the war.
E have been succeeded by 5000 convs-
Z Fishermen are catching large num-
bers Of white shHd ia the C6attahoo-
: chic river, Ga. This fish was never be-
fore known to be caught IN any Of the
streams that flow to the Gulf
A lady in Detroit has obtained a di-
vorce on the ground that her husband
used unkind language TO her and COM
PEELED her to black his boots.
Toads are sold in Paris at the rate Of
for the protection OF vineyards and gar
dens from the ravages Of such insects
as escape the bids.
"DO you think that raw oysters are
healthy" asked lady Of her physr-
clan. YES" he replied. "I never
knew Of one to complain Of being out
of health Ia my liie."
A test Of the upper coal vein at Zales-
I XII shows that by melting ore with this
coal very superior article Of iron is
made.
A Tail-splitter in Howard, Wisconsin,
was recently caught in the cleft of Log
by the slipping out of the wedge, and
died after few hours of extreme tore
ture.
"Do YOU seek consolation for your
sorrow in drink?' asked pious old Ia
dy of an intemPerate fellow, who was
something of a WaR. ayes, IN ahOrn,'
was the laconic reply.
A farmer in Western New York cured
a distressing case OF Grecian bend IN
his daughter by dipping the poor young
thing in water, and la ying her in the
sun till the "WaFp" came out.
A native of Sitka recently eat ten
pounds of butter at one meal and lived.
He finished with a castor oil cocktail.
A New York paper says; 'The gold.
en- hair mania has vanished, except
among the women of the stage, and
night"
Another baby has been found ia
well, this time near or in the village Of
BucyruB. Infanticide is not so unCom-
mon as many suppose.
Over 1--WE hundred yards Of solid rock
was blasted by nitrO-glyCerine on Sat
nrday last, at one discharge, the west
shaft of the HOOsgc Tunnel.
A railway safety stove, just patented,
above it as not to become heated. In
case of an accident, the shock viii
throw open couple Of valves, and the
fire be extinguished.
''Abl' said Sunday-schooI teacher,
Caroline Jones' what do you think
you would have been without your good
father and mOther?n ftI SUPPOSE.
mum, J." said Caroline, 81 suppose aH
should ha' been a hOrphan."
A Georgia paper knows a man who
went all the way from CassVille to At
lanta. On his return he looked solemn
with the weight Of garnered wigdQnaj
and said: eff the world fs as big taothof
way as it Is that, It's WhoppeFl"
A dOwn-east girl being bantersd one
day by some Of her female friends in
regard to her lover, who had the mis-
fortune to have but one leg, replied
Pooh, I WOuldn't have q man with
two legs-they're too common"
NJ Thars, at the age of eighty, has
begun the study Of botany, that he
may the more understRndingly com
plete his work on natural philosophy
The New York Commercial says
Senator Sprague makes as poor a list
at breaking down his Senatorial col
leagues as did his father-in-laW at
breaking down the Republican party
last year"
The skulls of dead Confederate SOL
ginia, are burned by ent8rpriging ne
groes as means Of securing the gold
illings of the teeth. A white renegade
rom BecesBionism "bosses" the ghoul-
sh business.
A country paper in Missouri in pufr-
ng 81. Louis journal, says the names
II It's conductors shave become house
loid words from the far OF wales Of
Dakota 10 the glittering corruscation OF
,ities that gem the surface Of our fertile
lrairies."
Children, says the Herald Of Health,
hould never be allowed to remain in a
OOm where people are smoking.
lave known many children ruined by
day after day, the vile smoke
Il the fathers cigar and sometimes the
nother's pipe, If a parent is so very
gnOrant of the laws Of life as TO smoke
where young children live, he IS bar
)arian, indeed.
"NOw, young people," said a profess
OT of natural history 10 his class, t'noW,
hen, as to hens. A hen has the capa-
ity Of laying Just six hundred eggs,
md no more, and she finishes the lob
q just about five years. Now, what is
o be done with her after THAR" "Cut
a her head and sell her to a boarding
ouse keeper for a spring chicken" eE-
laimed an urchin whose father dealt
4 poultry.
A little boy and girl-each, probably.
We years Old-were by the roadside
-s we came up, the boy became angry
something, and struck his playmate
sharp blow on the cheek; w6ereupon
Ire sat down and began TO cry piteous-
= The boy stood looking on sullenlv
r. a minute, and then said: s'T didn't
ieHn tn hurt you, Katie; Pm sorry. -
he little rosy face Frightened instant
?. The sObs were hushed. aud she
aid; well, II you are sorry, % don't
urt me-"
A stranger came to the Burnet House
ar aud called for q drink, which was
reduced. He told the 'D0c." to "put
on the slate.n Doc. told him they
admit any slate in that bar. Chen"
aid the stranger, very cOOlly, IT would
dviSe you to5give a boy fifteeu cents
nd lei him 20 out and buy a slate, for
is n arly an indispensable article in
Il rst class bar" The Doc. was taken
back at first, but rallied sufficiently at