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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

THERE is a boy in the Missouri Insane Asy-
lum upon whom tley can keep neither clothes
Eor shoes. lie eats them all-hayiug The but
tons and tacks on bis plate probably Ike fish
bones.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
4. Dcpnrtlncut of Arts.

This embraces the subjects Of Latin, Greek,
English, Moral Philosophy, Mathematics, with
two others to be elected, one from the Ltera-
ry and one from the Scientific Schools. The
Degree of Bachelor Of 4rts is conferred on the
Studcnt whosuccessfuly completes this course.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

'TIFEEs your money, boy, and now tell me
why your rascally master wrote eighteen let
teFs about that Uontemptible sum "Tm sure,
SIR, can't say; but if you'n excuscme, sir, ]
sort oTecken, twas because seventeen didn't
fetch it,"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

August &c. lS69-1y.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
y. Department Of Science.

This embraces Mathematics, Applied Math-
ematics, Natural Philosophy, Chemistry
French, with one other to be elected from the
Literary Schools. TO this course is attached
the Degree Of Bachelor of Science.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

REMOVED

To Roox on "MARKEr House SQUARE"
Harness, Saddles &c Brides,
MANUFACTURED on REPAIRED
1T Chalestoirn, Jefferson County.
TT,HE undersigned respectfully announces 70 the
citizens of Charlestown and vicinity, that he
i constantly making and repairing Carriage, Gig,
Buggy, Coach and Wagon, Harness, Saddles,
Brides. Halters. &c, in the most durable manner,
and the most modern style of workmanship, and at
short notice and upon living" terms. Ny work
commends itself. All ask is share of the public
patronage.
VA Shop on Market House Square.
April 10. 'G6. HENRY ID. MIDDLEKAUFF.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

A mechanic in New York fen fly feet Fri
day afternoon, striking the bottom of an empty
bin beneath him, and got up and walked of
without any apparent injury.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

In q family fight il the house of Frederick
Branssrt, at Union, New Jersey, Thursday
evening, that individual fatally s,abbcJListwo
sons. and is now in Jail to await trial
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
Boots IL shoes Repaired.

/ AN prepared 10 do repairing Of all kinds al the
4 shortest notice and upon the most reasonable
terms. | most respectfully solicit a share Of the
public patronage. ] can. be found at ms residence
one door above the Episcopal Parsonage.
Sep. q, 1868. JESSE BLOCKLEY.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
NEW GALLERY OF
PHOTOGRAPHY.

rJ,HE undersigned would respectfully inform the
inhabitants of Charlestown and the surround
ing country that be has located at Charlestown,
having purchased the building formerly occupied
by A. F. Smith as n Photographic Gallery, and is
prepared to make the different STYLES of pictures
now in vogue. Ny terms shall be moderate--give
me call ALLEN +. HALL.
January Q, lsGs-9m.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
DRUGS. DRUGS!

w -. ANL<AtDO~N.
Druggist &c PharmaceutiSt,
Al hc Old Stand Of Campbell e Mason,
HAS always on hand full and complete stock
i Of DRUGS,
CHEMICALS,
PATENT MEDICINES,
Paints, Oils, Yarnishes, Window Glass and
FANCY GOODS,
including Hair Brushes, Fine Kidding and Pocket
Combs Perfumeries Toilet Soaps, &c Nv stock
o. STATIONERY and SCHOOL BOOKS, is com
plate ANY Book wanted, if not on hand, VIII DC
furnished within three days. l am Agent Tor the
sale of Bibles for the Virginia Bible Society at
their rates. - a.,
Plysicians Prescriptions compounded Win the
utmost care and despatch-at all hours
ask especial attention 10 my stock ot rants,
Oils and Window Glass, which will be sold at the
IERYLO WEST rates.
Coal Oil and Lamps.
varied and beautiful assortment Of Hand and
Stand Lamps always on hand.
January IA, 1860.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

ovid Bill, - a noted border hero, while be-
ing taken to Jail at Pueb'a, Colorado. for being
drunk aud fighting on election day, was fred
at from the bushes and killed
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
Beautiful Assortment
FARMING IMPLEMENTS
AND
I1chinoI.V

We employ none but the best Mechanics and the
best Material. The community can rely upon quick,
neat and substantial work. and at prices to suit the
times We are determined to do work as low as
can be done in the County for CASH, which Will
be required for all transient custom.
Wewill make to order Threshmg Machines and
Horse Po,rers of the latest patterns; PLOUGlS OF
different kinds always on hand, amongst which will
be found the celebrated thrce-horse Livingston;
horse do; the old fashioned three-horse Barshear;
Mccormick do. for two and three horses; also. the
three-horse Page Plough; also, an improved Ken
lucky single and double shovel Plough. Plough
IronS.-such as Shares, Coulters, Shoyels, (Sngle
and double Mould boards of all kinds Open Rings,
Open Links, &c. Special attention paid to Mill
work in Steel and Iron. Turning and Boring in /
ron and Steel. -
We have now in full blast our FOUNDRY, and
are prepared to furnish Castings of good quality
as low as can be bought elsewhere.
All work entrusted to Us will be done with dis
patch, and guaranteed to give satisfaction. The
higlcy price paid in Cash for Old Iron of all kinds.
Give Us a call at the jefferson Machine Shop. Stne
Row. WERLICH WELLER.
Charlestown, Jan. q, 1865.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
III. Preparatory Department.

This has been organized temporarily, for the
benefit Of youHg men, who have been prevent
ed by the war from obtaining proper Academic
preparation for College. 1t embraces the sub
jccts of Latin Greek, Mathematics and English
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

a New Orleans paper says that young
widow in that city who writes well is train
ING herself foran EDITOR Prentice hopes he is
not the editor she is training herself for.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
Foundry i'm Full BLAST!

Foundry in Full BLAST!
WE are now making to order every week, all
w kinds Of CASTINGS-such as
Mill Gearing, Horse Powers, Machine Castings,
Wagon Boxes, Mould Boards Of all kinds,
Plantation Bells, Crates, Iron Kettles,
Superior Coal Burning Stove, Crates and And
irons of different sizes Sash Weights, &C, &C.
All the above articles are kept on hand and for sale
lower than thew can be purchased in the cities
Give us a call at our Machine Shops, at Charles
town. West Virginia.
Feb. Is, 1865. WERLICH d WELLER.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

1t was lacoujc letter froma lady t5bcrlus-
band write To You because / have nothing
70 do; and I conclude because / have nothing
70 say
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
3. Department of Law.

This embraces the School Of Law and Equi-
ty, and to tits attached the Degree of Bdcde-
iorQf Lar.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
,. Department of Mining Engineering.

This embraces Mathematics. Applied Math-
ematics, Physics, Chemistry, Mineralogy and
Geology, Metalurgy, Mining German and
English. TO this Course is attached the Di-
ploma of Mining Engineer
1t is proposed still further 10 extend the
Practical and Scientific Departments in the di-
rccton of
/. Mechanical Engineering. .. Applied
Chemistry. s. Agriculture 4. Commerce
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

hyou and your sweetheart vote upon the
marriage question, You for it, and she against
It. don't fatter yourself as 90 its being a tie.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
RrnNAnn Horar.

BERNARD U0UGU. NATAL L. LANGnoN.
We. the undersigned, would return our thanks
% our old friends for the very liberal patronage
extended 90 us In the past, and would assure them
that in the future, every effort that fidelity and
rromutncss can dictate. shall be made 10 promote
the interest OF all who may consiCn 70 US.
Our Mr.. Laugdou's lone experience as a Practi-
cal Miller. gives us superior advantages in the
sale Of flour d GRIM
HOUGI g. LANGDON,
l2l South Eutaw Street.
July l. lS69-till forbid.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

OtASSIMERES for Gentlemen: Cassimcres.
\ Tweeds and Jeans for Bows: Angola and Cot
ton Socks, Gloves, Collars and Cravats.
A " OR AAtEp
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

LOVING wife, at Long Branch "Tbo horrid
surf makes me keep nay mouth shut Sar-
eas'le husband; Take some oft lome 1;th
you"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
Dissolution Notice.

BALrN0EE, June 18th 1860.
TOUN C.. RTDENOUR has this day withdrawn
81 from the firm of Hough. Ridcn0ur Langdon.
The business will hereafter be conducted under
the name of uOUGU X LANGDON.
BERNARD HOUGH,
JOHN g.. RIpENOUR,
N.R-LANGDON.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

a PERSON of experience crysta,izas tie Wis
dom be acquired in the following sentence
"CoWsslip is bliss but matrimouy Is blister. "
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
CustoEn-SawinE and POst-Boring

done promptly. EO~All orders for Building Ma
terial promptly attended TO by Mr. William Lang
don, Foreman Of the establishment
The CASH ~ STEN-which is advantageous to
all parties concorned-wil be adhered to as strict
y possible
June 3 lSB9-Iv.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
Sign Of the White Boot.

TE'IlE undersigned has commenced operations on
L his own "hook," in the "Run District"
CHARLESTOU,N.
At the Sign of the White Boot,
Where he will make BOOTS AND SHOES Of the
bet quality. Gentlemen who want fine irork exc
euted, have the opportunity presented for obtain
ing it. and not at erOrJitGHi cAdrges
HUNTING and RIDING BOOTS made to order.
Give mel call. refer to all, far and near, who
have worn Boots or Shoes Of my make.
JAMES WOODY.
December 3, 1865.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
III. PROFESSIONAL COURSE.

The Departments of Engineering were or
gained after the war, to meet a want long
felt in the South of the highest grade of Ssen-
tfc instruction in these important professions.
They are now in full and successful operation.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

It's said that certain aristacra,ic temperance
men have refused TO have anything to 10 with
water, because it IS SO often drank.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
JULIUS G. HOLMES,
House Carpenter
A nd DSr.TIfE A. n.

UNIFORMS the citizens Of jefferson, Clarke Fred
l erick 4 Berkeley Counties thathe has opened Il
CARPENTER and JOINING SHOP,
in Charlcstown, and will attend to REPAIRING Of
HOUSES and will CONTRACT for DUILD-
INGN. All work viii be done IN the neatest and
most workman-likc manner and AZ moderate rate.
On hand, Lumber Door Frames, Window Sash, &C..
VI. COUNTRY PRODUCE taken in exchange
for work. All who want their work done prompt
~ and neatly will find it to their advantage to give
him a call. Shop adjoining the Blacksmith shop
of Mr. Hiram O'Bannon.
April IL, lS67--G.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
4. Department Of Civil Engineer
ing
ing.

This embraces Mathematics, Applied Math-
ematics, Physics, Mechanics, Chemistry French,
English, Drawing and Astronomy. Students,
who successfully complete this course, receive
the diploma of Girl Engnccr.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
NEW FIRM!
NEW GOODS!
NEW STORE!
C. W. TRUSSELL.

WYE are now opening, at the new and handsome
w Store Room on the corner of Main and Law
renee streets neat and carefully selected stock OF
Dry Goods, Notions, Fancy Goods, Lasting
Caters, Morocco Boots, Hats and Caps,
Groceries, QueenSrdre, Woodlcdre.
Also. a stock of
READY-MADE CLOTHING FOR HARVEST.
We ask especial attention to our stock of Balti.
more City made Caters, Morocco Boots and Misses
Polish Shoes. We are prepared to furnish work
that will give entire satisfaction and at prices to
please. Al we ask is a trial.
NJ, Be sure and bring your CASH as our Book
Keeper is absent, and we will guarantee bargains.
June 10. 1869.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

aFor the present, the instruction in English di-
vidcd among the Professors of Moral Philosophy,
Modern Languages, and History, with the aid of
an Assistant Professor.
}The duties of this Chair are discharged by the
Professors of Chemistry and Natural Philosophy.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
w y L n L II

Az h'"kHeyscs, partly seasoned on hand. Also,
BARREL HEADINGS AND SLAVES.
Carpenters and Builders are earnestly solicited
TO give us a call. We employ Mechanics skilled
in all the various branches Of their trade. We
hope by undivided attention to business and faith
tul performance of contracts TO continue to merit
a share of the public patronage.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
House. Sign ~ Ornamental
Painting.

TENllE undersigned respectfully informs the citi-
| zens Of Charlestown and vicinity that he il
prepared to execute in good style, substantially
and promptly, and upon reasonable terms. every
description OF House, Sign and Ornamental Paint
Ing.
Furniture, Chairs, &C., re-painted and polished
upon short notice. respectfully solicit orders.
can be found at the Shop Of the late George b.
Monroe JAMES y. SMALL.
December 3, 1868
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
David II. CoCERlLL. JosErH H. CocKRILL
DAVID H. COCKRILL & son,
Architects and Builders,
CHARLESTOMN, JEFFERSON COUNTY, VA

OUR experience in the business which we adver-
" tisc to conduct. and our thorough acquaint-
ance with it in all its branches enable u 10 assure
tie public that any work entrusted TO Us will be
executed in the most workmanlkc manner, and
with the utmost dispatch. Having stood to their
posts in the Confederate army during the four
years struggle which it so manfully encountered,
they have located in their native county, where
their services are offered in building up the waste
places and in carrying practical reconstruction
Particular attention given at all times 20 the
drawing Of plans and specifications; and in the
construction of
GEONETRTCAL STAIR WAYS,
whore calculation is required they arc confident
that they cannot be surpassed by any workmcn in
the Valley Of Virginia,
10 Being well known in the community, they
deem it unnecessary to say more, than that orders
left for them viii receive prompt attention.
April Q, lsGS-tE
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

WASHINGTON COLLEGE,
Lexington, Virginia.
FACULTY:
GENERAL R. f. LEE, PRESIDENT
CARTER ]. HARRIS, A. NJ,
Professor Of Latin.
: = - Professor Of Greek
EDWARD S. JoYNEs, AN,
Prof. Modern Languages.
Pref Eaglish.
REV. ]. L. KIRKPATRICK, D. D.,
Prof Mord Philosophy.
VIM PRESTON JOHNSTON, A. NJ,
Prof History and English Literature
ALEXANDER L. NELSON, A. NJ,
y i'--N q ~ Pref Mathematics.
WILLIAM ALLAN, A. NJ,
Prof. Applied Mathematics.
RICHARD S. MoCULLOCH, A. NJ,
Prof. NattTal Philosophy.
JOHN L. CAMPBELL, A. NJ,
Pref chemistry.
. Pref Applied Chemistry.
Hon. J. w. BROCEENBR0UGH, LII. D.,
Pref Lac.
NJ. w. HUMPHREYS, A. NJ,
asst Prof. Latin and Greek.
ROBES MASSIE, A. NJ,
Asst Pref Modern Languages.
DUNCAN C. LYLE, A. NJ,
asst Prof. Mathematics.
CHARLES A. GRAVES, A. NJ,
asst Pref English.
JOSEPH 3. WALKER
asst Prof. Chemistry, and
Principal Of business School.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
10 YcaI-s Before tho Pub
ITRT

The above Pills are compounded by Southern
Minister OF tbe Gospel whose disease led 60 the dis
coverv of the remedy. Ia 1926, o., was reduced 90
a skeleton, and was pronounced by three Of the
most sklul Physicians In one of our largest cities
Co Dee in an advanced stage of the Consumption and
beyond cure. He then began 90 try experiments
on himself, and, after many efforts, he discovered
the rcmedv which wrought perfect cure on him.
The great cures they have made. and the urgent
desire oftlose whohavc been benefited thatothers
might share the favor, induced the discoyerer to
prepare them for sale
Address the Proprietor
G.. W. DEEMS.
IS South Calhoun St, BALTIMORE.
October %. lSGS.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
T. WI. s.
SAMUEL H. WOODY
AT HIS SHOP

SAMUEL H. WOODY,
AT HIS SHOP
on MAIN ST., ADORE CARTER HOUSE.
II AS on hand stock to which the people Of this
community are invited, and he GELS satisfied
that those who examine IL will be constrained TO
purchase. He does not profess to be able to sell or
manufacture at lower prices than any one else in
the community; but this he does pledge, that he
will give satisfaction TO all who favor him with
their patronage II experience and strict attention
to business are calculated to commend, he feels as
Sured that he has these two requisites for success IN
business. Intending 20 work none but the most
PERFECT MATERIAL,
AND To- EMPLOY NONE But
Competent WOrkmen,
thoroughly skilled their business, he can promise
Boots and shoes,
for Gentlemen, Ladies, Misses and Children, in a
STYLE that cannot be surpassed. He also Obligates
himself TO make all repairs made necessary by the
ripping Of work sold or made at his establishment
free Of cost.
His RgADYMADE WORK, which will be
sold at the most reasonable figures, has been selec
ted with the greatest care, and 10 the Ladies who
have SO literally patronized him in the past, he is
able 10 give 4 guarantee that nothing will be sold
from his shop that is not strictly what he recon-
ueuds IL 10 be. He has no desire 10 deceive, but
wishes 20 make living by straight forward, hon
est manner Of dealing.
lie will keep constantly on hand a large and
general stock Of the very best quality Of SOLE and
UPPER LEATHER. Calf and Morocco Skins, Lii
nings and other Findings which he will sell at the
lowest prices for cash. lie respectfully asks call
from the public.
1sr-H ne also intends to keep on hand large ana
Beautiful Assortment
OF HATS,
to which he will call the attention Of gentlemen in
need Of this important article Of dress and II they
will give him call he knows they will be pleased
Nc His shop is one door above the Garter
House" and Ladies and Gentlemen will lose moth
inc by walking that far to see his stock.
Va Highest price paid for HIDES in Trade, or
the Cash il necessary. -
April %, lS67-tL SAML II. WOODDl'
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

HytreHces:
Daniel Miller L Co., Howard, Cole Co, Carroll,
Adams a. Ncer, Stoneburner d Richards Hoffman,
Stalcy & Co. and Drs. Clagett Walls, Baltimore ;
John Janucy, Esq, Leesburg, Va; Lewis Mcken-
zic. Esq, Prcst. A. l.. C II. K. r.; Charles w.
Baton. ESQ, LynChburg, Va; Col. l.. 7. Moore,
Winchester, Va; John K. London, Esq, Rockhill,
;. C.; John II. Williams, Esq, Fred. Co. Bank !;
Samuel B. Preston, Washington CO., Nd.
July =. iSSg-tE
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30
C.. II. MCKNIGHT. JOHN MCKNIGHT.
McKNIGHT ~ BRO
STEAM SAW MILL,
and
Planning and Sash Factory,
ChaIIestorn. J.RtyNnR Cnnnin. HIst IIrliuin

WE ere now prepared to furnish Sash, Doors,
w Blinds, Door and Window Frames, Mould
inEs of every description, ArchteavcS, Bases Cor
niccs, Brackets, Nerandahs, Store Fronts, Store
Doors, Counters, Shelving, Stairs Flooring,
Neathcrboarding Of every description, and every
other article in wood for building purposes.
We keep constantly on hand
WHITE AND YELLOW PINE PLANK.
(Plancd or in the Rough
Bill Timber, PANEL Sheating, Oak Fencing
Plank, Oak and Pine Shingles, Laths, 6e.,- &c.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

DEALERS IL
Drugs, Chemicals, Patent
Medicines. Paints, Oils,
WINDOW GLASS AND DYE STUFFS.
A LWAYS have on hand a complete stock OF
Y the above. They offer for sale one OF the
most complete assortments of Druggists
FANCY GOODS ANDSUNDRIES,
in the lower valley A beautiful stock of Kerosene
Lamps. Lanterns, and Lamp goods. Alarge stock
of Separs and Fine Chewing Tobacco.
entrusted to them will be compounded with neat
ness and accuracy ~ ctl koHrs..
GzS- See Book Notice elsewhere.
january q, 1869.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-09-30

Esd. Orders for ali kinds OF Merchandise, salt,
Fish. Plaster, Guano, and the various Fertilizers
and Farming Implements, promptly filled.
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1869-11-19

crate belly-full of kropt and pump
ernickol every Sunday is tho only
kind of government pap" that
ever distends the shmveled skin of
Schneidenbutzen, who is an uncom-
monty sorry specimen of tho Teu-
tonic nobility, The poor fellow is
SAID to be in ocstaoies over his good
fortune in securing an heiross for
wife, and TO be especially joyous
in the prospect of falling into the
vacant SHIRTS, socks, b~eeches and
shoes of tho "late lamcnted," q
large number of which have not yet
followed his coats and hats to the
junk shop, A paT of the "mRr.
tyr's" trowsers is being cut down
ior Schnoidonbutzen by Count Kot-
zenbratzen, the Grand Dukes tail :
or, $. being q short legged little fel.
low, whilo tho late A.sL, ne every
body knows, strodo tho land on n
pair Of natural stills.
1t will be funny sight, not how
ever, without some melancholy sug.
! gestlvenoss 10 behold poor Ochncl-
denbutzon leading Mary" rclict
of Abraham Lincoln, deceased, TO
the altar, clad in tho veritable hab.
iliments Of his illustrlous predeces-
sor his breccbcs shining with au-
tographic grease spots left by
the White House dinners Of the
past--his little feet shaking about
loose in PAIR of Illinois boots a
mile too big for thom-and his tiny
hands cncased in II pair OF onorm-
Gus yellow kids IN which tho fist oil
tho martyr was said to bear a stri-
king resemblance to canvassed
| Cincinnati ham. Poor Little S l.
For our part we don't bogrudgC
him stitch Of tho sacred ward
robe. He will have earned 1t all
before he is done with Mary l..
and as she only reserved after hei
bereavement those garments which
nobody would buy, her new hus-
band vii! begin his matrimonial ca
reer by falling into uHcommoply bdc
habits"
The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1869-11-19
AlistelIantuus.
The NuptiaIs OF MRS. Lincoln,

The preparations for Mrs. Liz
coins wedding arc said to be we'll
advanced, and it is also said that
the ceremony will be solemnized
early IN December, ard in view of
which facts, the editor of the East-
ern Argus thus moraIizes The
"happy dog as our readers havo
already been advised, is Count
Standardization, Grand Chambers
lain to the Duke of Baden. Altho'
this title is rather imposing, it
docs not, in the Counts own home,
imply either an impressive weight
OF dignity or purse noticeable
heavy, The Duke of Baden has
small cash to spare and none to be-
stow on Grand Chamberlains, who
have little to do about his Court,
and who "como cheap" in u land
where evory fourth Dutchman is a
Count or Baron, Indeed, modcr-