The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-11-15
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1t is quite proper for q river, but not .
speech I to have q good strong damn.

Iii is quite proper for . river but not
speech i to have y good strong damn.
Womnnliness in a.. man is not a whit
better thau manlinessin a,woman. Either
is most excellent virtue put in tue right
place.
Don't let rhilf star, YOU u in the face
Besides being impoli.s in ITSELF, tits sug.
gestivc yofuuplsasant reaections.i7a
"A young man At Terre Haute, Indians
has presented his aged father With bill
of $50 for board while the old gentleman
was visiting his dutiful son. yis.a
Camden, Pa, has citizen who looks
so near like Abraham Lincoln that he is
frequently taken ~ foro him oaby, radi-
calls who. have not yet hoard Of Lincoln's
death. The man feels disposition sorely,
Youths at Muscstine, lows, pay thirty
i've cents to rivals. TO keep OF tho track
and let them 60 home with the girls from
spelling g,schoola. b. And that reminds Us Of
those 7 old times when We would have paid
forty cents. 9,'t @n
An Indianapolis editor says Of one Of
his sworn enemies Dau benspeck wants
to take it out of our bids. Hide is bis
best hold. He bid all the receipts of the
Soldieri Monumental Association"
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81. A patient is in a. very bad way when
big disease is acute. and bis doctor isn't.
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Courage needs good sease for .. balance
and guide. You may, show pluck by
walking mile iu : foot Of mud, but you
are sure 70 get dirty, ii the absnrd at
tempt. Js5i 90 b!a9a u anil !sfl
Jonah says that man ID born TO trou-
ble . and ID Ii Ii wife makes u. him carry double.
One Of the aims in, farming should bs
to produce. as far as. possible, everything
you oonsume-7too buy nothing .yeu can
raise yourself.
Curls are nice, but you don't want
them upward on your nose, ,.,s you youa. know.
It is said that "a roasted onion bound on
the vrist;will cure the ftoothaehe, proba-
Ebly, on the same ground thst an applica.
ton Of tle ooiof the old mans boot cures
psgi,s'Ioa p !s. sof tho heart W can testify
5S,ta ~ M,fI'S iia- 10 tiyssss ltaoiiaa
The last nutmeg cheat which boats
wooden ones, is TO bore . hole in tho
original nut, and dig out 1the inside,
when It is filed up and sold. Of course,
Connecticut perpetra.es tbis joke, and
makes money ~ issss aatao.flia
A Boston preacher complains that his
people clasp their hands 10 10 fearrvtently in
prayer that they don't have any luck get
ting them open when the dsason comes
around with a scrapsr. f97sls 10 I
virgni. 1,S paper nsskti mention. sn fas Il. .lope.
meu. Of the daughter Of respectable cit.
zen with a married man. The. name Of
the unfortunate man Is withheld for the
pres eat. s''i s5&di.iel lIgcafih
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If you study to make yourself agreeable
rather than handsome, you will lave the
satisfaction Of getting moro in your head
than upon your back, sa1p' "a
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The blind man thinks more constantly
than the seeing one this from his habit
Of uninterrupted introspection. 4, Out Of
blindness came Iliad and Paradise Lost.
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There are trees so tall in Missouri tLat
it takes two mon and boy to look to the
top Of them. Ono looks till beigets tired
and another commences wbero he left of.
A'msn whose wife hung herself 10 his
presence, on being askeddwhy ,hedid not
prevent the tragedy, replicd4.-a".l cut her
down three times last; week, aud l can't
be always cutting her down"
Onions are often q very profitable in
ycstmcnt. As manyas 800 bushels have
been rai'sed lised on one acre Of ground, and
they usually bring good prices, !;
If sou get bent 90 a7purpose try m,
straighten up afterwards Hound shoul-
ders may be useful, but they arc not or.
namental.
"a frontier paper speaks about killing
Of fsomo pct Indians as sollowse-..Conver.
sion and Dsath Of Twelve More TIeathcns!
Glory to Ged aud our C.7alry!',l
In The Sandwich Islands they kill q
man and woman for the crime of adultery.
It would be money in tbs pockets Of these
adultefists to remove To the United States.
We don't got mad about aolittle ding ike
that here. W .olE. h oq57B't
The publisher Of new paper started
at Chelsea began BY Offering i ! free lunch
to the people. Such 4 mighty crowd as
sembled that they came near eating up
his press lii VII ii f!ist3n
A gentleman living near Norfolk, vir.
GINA, informs the press of That City that
there are on bis farm nine married negro
couples and not one child among them.