The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1869-12-03

TIE hope Of the future should b founded on
the lsbors Of The present.

TIE hope Of the future should b founded ON
the labors Of The present.
Udolpho Wolfe, the late schnapp man, len
Ss00,ooo. Does IL pay to advertise
Don't fool away your time nshtins against
,h.s Il ine,itsS,e. The world d turning
around. SEQ that you keep at the top.
Bird ,upper,. made from Spring chickens
three year, old. are luxury OF one OF the Dos
ton eating housss.
An old lady in Ohio who didn't care for the
ch.nrs. Of fAshion, kept . full suit Of grave
clothss ON hand for dfty years. and bad
chance to use them only last week
An exchange says that farmer cured his
a,ueh,er Of the Grsscian bend BY throwing
vstsr ON her, and than laying her in the sun
till she warped straight again.
Ma. somebody is going TO de- said know
ing little fellow who was looking out OF the win
dow into the street. 'why 2 Cause the doc
tors just gone by. was the reply. ...
A new hand In Boston shop made terrible
rough work In shaving customer. when the
hagyling ended the victim asked; IBID you
ever shave any body before - "fes, I'll"
"Ah did he live'"
live allow ourselves to do what we fear Is
not quite right, we shall grow more and more
careless. until the voice Of conscience has no
longer any power to restrain US from what IS
wrong. Therefore. heed its whispcrings every
mOmsn, Of your lives.
Jim has precious nephew lad Just three
wears old. Playing with his kitten yesterday,
Miss Kitten got her back up about something,
(kitteus as wen as folks often get their backs
up), and scampered over the ioor. Little nepn-
e. was delighted and sang out, Look ma, Kit
tens got &c Grecian bend
In some Of Msillsrd's sermons the words
ellen. {" .'Hem." are written In the margin,
10 mark the places where the preacher might
sion and cough. This Is like the stories OF the
manuscript OF Robert Hall. which was said to
be marked on the margin in affecting passages
"Cry here"
The Young man in Connecticut who kissed
the Girls At the station, thinking they were his
sisters, has come 10 grief He saw . finely
dressed female at New Haven, quietly walked
nm 10 her, embraced and kissed her. when he
was greeted with, "Golly what you bout dar,
and beheld one Of Africs's darkest brunettes.
He retreatci amid thunders Of applause.
There Is nothing that helps man IN Ms
conduct through life more than knowledge OF
his own characteristics weaknesses. which,
guarded against become his strength. as there
Is nothing that tends more to the success OF
mans talents than his knowing the limits OF his
faculties, which are thus concentrated on some
practical object. One man can do but one
thing wen. Universal pretensiOns end in moth
ing.
A young man callel up one Of the clergymen,
from his bel late one night, not long since, anu
said be wanted to be married. but can
Won wait till morning" impossible" The
c,cryym.n performed service. SLOW much to
nav , askol the newly welded youth. What
Won please" replied the clergyman. swell.
i've got to get to New York, but here's 30 cents.
Leaving the scrip the young man retrested with
great speed. Perhaps clergymen need little
grace as well as other people.