The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1869-08-06
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Compsnions-in-srms-rwin babies.
Stylish ouveyances-HansOu cabs
Shifting the respOnsibIip-preSsins the
baby.
Motto for bottle Of h.ir-dye-Keep IL dark.
A senior rranslsr-A wife older than your
SELF
Can . square meal be made Cd a round Of
bseff
The cup that cheers but not inebristes-Th.
buttercup.
sea,ids sentiment-The Atlantic Ocean long
may Ii wave
Matters Of moment ought to be described In a
minute manner.
A favoriis tune Of the milkmeu-shsD we
gather at the riyer'
Professional thieves lead comfortable lie
because they take things easy.
A good suggestion Is like crying BABY ala
concert-it ought to Be carried out
woman,s rights-If she cannot be captain OF
ship, she may always command smack.
Sheridan defined an Irishman rs q machine
for converting potatoes into human nature.
When do we read Of decaying nsturet When
Autumn turns the leaves
A goose has many quilts. but an author can
make q goose Of himself with only one quill.
You cannot improve the past-ipprOve the
present and future. You win find 1t far more
profitable than spending ii in dleness.
"You seem to walk more erect than usual,
my dear sir" "Yes. I have been Strengthened
by circumstances"
"Mammy - said precocious little boy, who,
against his viii, was made to rock the cradle Of
his baby brother, ''If the Lord has any more
babies to give away, don't you take EN-"
'If this should meet the eye Of John Smith, "
said an enraged man, doubling up his fist, and
shaking II as he spoke. she viii hear Of some
thing to his disadvantage"
An exchange suggest, tina, the pe,, lot Of
stamps bear the fgurehesi Of ex-Pcsidsnt John
son. Postmas,ers would Be sure to punch them.
and thus perfect cancellation be secured.
A boy who heard the quotation, "a little
learning IA n dangerous thing wished 10 stop
going TO school because he was afraid he should
No, ,i,. Lon, sron,h a. 80, mas, The d,r,or0,,
point
"oh, ro. i.h all dl. earthly pills.,
Oh, so ~ ish various kinds OF dinss,
IND r0' i'h haooinss'
I've lind pank note In &c sntreedi'
We fOlls, und knocks our 0atsidcs in,
ven ssSn 'n'i'A0 ~AA0
"rhe blessed man that preached Tor US To-
.1, w -. a. :.
~ ny -,
1'' p'''N" ~-N '"'" =" ~
The Detroit Post thinks that our naval vessels,
II we would have them inspire terror, should
receive such names as Cholera and Yellow Fe-
yer, N'r0-oycer'ne' Susan D. Anthony Anna
D'0"' "''
has been suggested that job wanted his enc
mics to write his life because he had friends In
the printing business Ihis Is accounted Tor oy
the numerous signs upon which are inscribed,
Sob Printing"
A soldier was going Off-the field too hastily.
when the provost guard cried, "Halt :" Cant"
dedf" "NO." "what Is the psttsr,i'
g" sm scared anu ssat Co 20 10 the rear to
Tally!"
GoyerpOr Weller Of California was wrecked on
the Golden Rule, and on arriving n, San Fran
cisco. he remarked to a friend "Lost every
lii. .;r .v.r,,b;rc bpt INV rrputation. F."
Governor" replied his friend. ''yOu travel
with less baggage than any one ever saw"
A, Sunday ..hoo, IN New York RECENTLY.
the teacher asked a little boy If he knew what
the EXPRESSION sowing tares' meant. "COurth
teeth said he pulling the seat Of his little
br,.cbes round In front; sThere,h a tare nv
mother theued I tarcl Il thliding down hill
rj,,,s srr-vs.r o,j N,.s hal ,orc h.sr win
10 .,d..vor,r. % rro,sr m NJ. mouth into
shape for the whistling Of national tune he
had heard upon the street. AT last he went to
his mother in despair. exclaiming. ''Ma. rs 30
'ittleI tan't mate hole bid enough for Yantee
DOolleum to dit out"
..wb,. ,los. Satan nav YOU for swearinrr''
.sL.d on. gentleman Of another. "He don't
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