, 1869-11-06
The EARlSTOCRATlC DEMOCRACY
Tho Hon. HEN n min Won't t'ians.
IcnNel--1t.e <c1lsEl of sh.- knnck-
d0N< n in the 1t.lstt1,stsnss S:lssb-HHr.
LsaxErence's FricEd.-a t'nrtatA ~
TAr,ncA f0r II Srrord-The Veteran
Colonel II oMroc 8srcltnra 10 *efsrs

IcnNed--1he <clnrl of stl.- kMncG-
down In the .t1lstts,atsna. a:lssb-sIr.
LsaSxreIace-s FricNd.-A t'nptsatn ot
Marines f0r II Srrortd-fhe Veteran
Colonel Monroe is"citncs 10 *crtrs
From tht H<,- l.rt Sim. tnr.a J.
The :sn1 has already rhEua!tler1 khe blow x.ssn
ME. LAWRENCE. OF the Mntha,s4n tauh. ~ Mr.
Fellows, thc ncpae~ autl law phstpe: Of the !tns.
AuRustu4 Seteli. Mt. t-s~rrEte. who wa+ IL n
Passion, drlfteI through THE -pentki soon,~ NJ ths
club, rouriuE out u eIoR~r OF esp.r,,ve. As,.'nrt
Mt. sche 10 the auro1 nncc ri satnr as,l the ,i--
hent o! other members. \. leaEth he ran aga'n.t
SHAKING his III Ia Mr. lace. MI i.s~rcurs
cenouleed Ar. Scnell u d-'l tnaascion-
stF. Fellows .use tom dts seat amt a.,p2eA ,as
tace Of MI Lawrence. who made an 'ne1trtaai
attempt to counter on Mr.. FeIinws' proto~e,A
Fr1enls lnteriered, And the gentleman Mhn hal
Teen p1nChe.f In The nose was Induced Il, rent MS
Indignation AGAINST Mt. stnrlI Else Hhcrc lilo xAs
TT wa NJ FeIS. A'snS ea
The lion. lien. Wood b. Hls answered -tfea-''
Thereuton MI: la~Eenc+ .lt:esuIae'i to ak gen
uenanlJ Satisfaction for The 1n+is oE1.Fe4i hl1a.
THK c1lAis-ES0E 70 MORTAL cnAHAr.
ubh. II Eztfed Ep0n the veteran .:nl,nnl Monn,c.
At The Cnion GLIB, f1ith sseuue and ThtrtJ.u.Hs
street. retsseh thu ctrrum.taace. 1a the as.Ault:
satd that he had o!ytl III rna'lcngr. Ecn H'arl
for tic insult. spd asked Colonel Monror " atf,-
cla,e a. his eeeond. The gen:leMan'r tn:nnrl.
other tlesserges must lr4 rntsl'.. .s<AJ ~rot
Lawrence. !oektn2 ios another r.Aa ot hanas-
some k1na fIteRn rent him so . wr.knoro Zap
| p!hk Of Perfection In affairs Of hvcor. The zap.
tair heard the stor5, sprane ia his fr't fu''W-f
his han'ls sos.shsz IL Joy. ana seeci=t he aas~a
TIE HsS. aES1.H,s w.A,na
| The t1o3. lseut4min WN"i al In tae nfl'r nS
the Htl.tV Stxs, wts.LH IAp!;ff, anil >Hnktn1 IKE
l6coEroii.e- 1t 1t tlc taE. isAfs ~ tHe ns.
ternoon.. HIS taco "as, ~ n.ua'. 'tr.Fita'r of
nyanuscrip-, Sa,it-fsg th,. .s.m1 ure..,:, .n. u
! dashsDE Canta'n 9. Mastnss tIsrfe's.
"HaEe the l.,ta-u,s =; n:'!rt'airg TIE lloH-
Benjamin Wool =. SAIL he hhHiaE
| II arn Nj. Wonl,'" SAIL LIE iiou. E"u. turning
sTnen have On ,nporsan, tnc,n:rssaas.n tt,
| deliver TO .ou, Sit, Sail TIT tu.E4p. l*l@inx
| tga,r, and handt: 4 the ll.n- Fen The :st'-r.
Then io1dng bis arms, he sfoo', a"a'srS Mr.
iii. Wood rrats tie let.sr ca1e1u,.s, MI, ttrn
hie~ q .ma'I c,ou1 Of tthsrcn SNAKE Msrr y
Cass1g h!s keen r.ea at 'fe ~rac'c!:e'i Captain,
"1s fhIs man crazy. tha, he .enda me ~ tavlt..
ton 10 Hshi cuvI: t,nn7t Ah1< rae IrlloS
eetan so nsut,ne @ ~ IL uri WIN hin il !, vii .cr"'n.
Hodate him, provided The iorr amy of An ,nsTu-
| duct1on IS a:spenael With hnu Is Ee, a1H! whric
| II he:
The CAPTAIN WIS d1nhfpuuie 1f- explained
vi: larIences ss",! to is.a,an'n. sn" raae.a
ne ss IL tie e cap @ s!are i ~. H. .reo
| Txeed had tCen tlacktIalled. sno1sns am rhe
Captain then apoloEizssa. expressed hs rrrErs u
would assure his friend Lawrence TIA, tn~ru va
some mistake
! THK WRONG NAN.
! Back vent the captain klRht1r vrtN3. IL 'Ee
Lawrence, Who was p1clug his sPaE1nc"t VIII
rtrvcns ANXIETY. Bei9Ee Tie captatn cS1i1 'I'r Il
Lawrence said:
''Ol consse, he'll nehf. I've Inst pent fcr . law
+ yer 70 Draw up my Viii. We'll 1Ras VITA p,s1oss
/ md"
"D-n It, tsokc In the Captain. "you'vn wns
| up The wrong nau. Ben wilt nShf, II sno mas
upon It. But what's The nse: lie says he ham
! been to the Manhattan Club IN over y year. aa'
I'm aatlanetI that YOU'RE ElAtaken. 1t Erst nnt
been som stnfJ eine That h!i you. In !acf, 4 ina
| who EaT the fun.B tells re snat II Nss \ nrphc,
OF Grs Sccella that hit }o1- Lis DAs.e Is fo
Iowa"
aTnc der.1 Jou say 1e:oE1ef Laxnrncs
"Welf III I've 80! TO sag Is. Lat Fellows II hav
.'iou going 10 challenge hin =" asked the C.s
tain.
"of course not replied Lswrrner. "rnto
! I'm lool: He a!nr roFsh lighting. In gain
to make charge agalos, h!r1 for aAsa1lt md bal
tery:''
"Then you don't want ny ser.ic=s any longer.
the Cap.a,n aah. -.
AZ do Io.,'' suswcred Lawrence. ~ eau onl
ray that you've n.sple 4 tseud Of inc Tor tiia
| Have 21asa pl champagne. Captain -
The Captain took t. Tue fr1cnds cl!nse
| rlAsses and separated. Mr. Fe.soaP vas arErstr
| FOR As.cAt and battery OF .ee rersoc NJ VIZ. Las
. fetce. gave tai, AID y icetirK foE lisxSeas