The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-06-23

but that tho motion 10 called rfdipg. and
tho thing fashtonsblo. we'd hoap protu,
walking. Walking Il oaAtor too, and snfsr.
whom you stop. y0u don't iiavo to fail of
ana muddy your clothes, brulso your noss
or skln your knuoktes, or run oxor somc,
body OR oBainst fonoo, or something OF
that sort.
Tho construction Of tho byololo "a upfor.
tunato. Il can't stand without holp. and astde
sfom Ito strlp1S aud o010rOd paiuts. for sitbs
p'IoIsy, moral oxcoIlonco, capacity aud gou.
oral ad"p'abl'lty to tho wants Of mankind
wo gtvo tho prcforonoo to tho wiloolbarrow,
Tho whoclbdrow can 10 bou8h. for threo or
i've dollars. wiIto tho 0thor 10 ton or f,ftecn
t'mos ~ much. Wo luvoo ono Of tho former
and Will allow anybody " work Il down to
hoorman Cos aitcr sack or corn.
and novor charge cont, but Rhodos ut tho
lthk, VIII charge yOn 90 conts nn hour for
ruling, aud ncvor mako allowance for syoor
nnd tear Of clothes or furnish siickirv MAS
ter, for brulsus. Thoro aro nnny ,hinv. m
DO proforfod to tho Voloc|pcdo, which aro
TOO tedious to cnn,ncrato, M grocory kcon>
cr' advertise; IN fact It !. a hu,nbng, and
wears out ono's krcu Joints. and for TINT
Ioasoh sh0ulu DO condemned.
Wo don't b1amo tho RInktum mau. it's
ms bus!p:sD, ald It phys, and long as no
n'ds ooys enough who aro willing to 10
through tho sweat ordoal, and thorcby old
him In gcttlng his bread Without pnyInR tho
Inevitable penalty, why lot him run his mn
oh'nos mud sIt IN tho cool; ovory ono has 10
ltTe. Tho motion Of tho Vo1ucipodo at tho
h'n& ID circular and bonutiful--lo look ut
from MI elevation, but exceedingly dungor>
ou' "hcro llnblo 70 run over yon. Tho petllsta,
thero woro four Of tlIoln. two atrippcd TO
shlrts and rants,wcro doing their best and did
not fh'l OF OitonOr than could bo hoIpoti but
tho othor two woro a!l tho limo engaged In get
tioB up or calling for somobody to help
got thoIr legs out Of tho yulocy. Each Of
tho four looked fatigucd aud deserved groat
credit for tho lndomitNblo energy with which
they worked ont tho hours worth. and ltuIr
good nntnrO and perseverance, in gymnasti.
calling SO long and under such peculiarly
ngRravaiing circumstances for tho buncnt Of
largo but mixed audience Of mon, boys,
niggcrs nnd tall>tarricrs.
Tho next tlmo wo did not 60, thcro wcrc
fow Mdtos out or rather IN tho Rluk, and
had thcro boon any unoccnpicd machines
thcy would hnyo ridden. Il Is thought nd.
vis"blo 10 establish n fomnIo rink but =
itfis ~ done, tho lniica aro wurnod 10 wear
panta looms nnd lcnyo thrir waterfalls IT
homo otherwise tho conScq noes TO female
riders not thus nppnrcllrd will be dreadful
Iho voloc Is no rcspccter OF persons or dress.
es, and It is bost to 10 careful or perhaps the
uulucky nrglect(u ono may fluid herself
thrown through tho window into the mid
die OF ncxt week, or dashed against tho wall
and Smashcd up into minco mout. Bottor
not rio at ai,. girls. Lot tho buys run tho
risk, endure tho toll, and pny Tho cost, whilu
you look on. This Is our hand.
As.to that report now. Some orc, we
wish NC know who says that tho senior has
been seen Oh bycco uni going round like
any o'htr-nicc young man. Wc pronounce
II an 1nfa'nous-no such thing. Our legs
never crossed ono Of thu,o things no, never,
and never will. In fact the hing never hap>
pencd IN reality, but only in dream. wo
had one, It was A No. l.. two forty, md
COS, $780, taken cut for advertising. We
used 1t principally IN pursuing after drIin.
quent subSCrincri. non-paying nllyortiser.
and fnithlcsS baflkrupts mnd criminal as>
T siSnecs. 1T was Sac>Day. we wcro after
ouc of+h:s Inter character, he ran, we foI.
lowed. his coat tail stood oar s:rpight. might
have played marbles on 1t fear of capture and
forced payment lennt him wings. no flow !;
the vsloc, wos iAr hchini. we could not keen
mp. tho machine would not work. went
crookrd, got into the crowd ronnd the Court
House. and went kcr fam against the milo
post which stands In front. Tho shock was
con'ilerable. and NO woke to find that VIC
hid been trying the speed Of The broom and
had tumbed over the cradle. We don,
like velocipedes, and With this exception
have mover ridden.