National opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1865-1874, 1869-09-24
The storp Veller.
The Best wire IN the Uorld.
BY AMY RANDOLPH.

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Mr.. Portcross. But what's your
exact idea of the best wife in the
world Jones says he's got the
best wife in the world, because she
keeps his stockings darned, takes
him to church three times of Sun.
day,and never lets him have an idea
of his own. Jenkins says he's got
the same identical, article but, len
KIN wife keeps all the money, draws
his salary for him. and makes him
live in the back kitchen because the
parlor is too good for the family to
uSe.'
'Oh But Daisy isn't a bit ogreish
"a little submissive, soft voiced
thing that hasn't an idea except
what is reflected on me. | tell You
what, old fellow, I'm the master of
my own house; | come when |
please. Daisy never ventures on
word of reproach.'
Then YOU ought to be ashamed of
yourself, larking around at the clubs
as YOU do, dissipated bachelor fash
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