The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1869-07-09
RELZSHES,

RELZSHES.
Santa Anna is in Hayti.
Regular swells-the buds.
Seward 10 going to Alaska.
-Rock.it apparatus-a cradle.
Maggie Mitchell is paralyzed.
"A. II. Stephens 10 convslescent.
-Reverdy johnson writcth book.
Objects of intercst-U. 8. bonds.
The debt of Chicago is &s,0oO,0O
-Eugcnic carries gold d-hcaded cane.
"A Mormon-a rooster in hen yard.
Illegal misunderstanding wife.
The largest rope in the world-Eu rope
| Nasty lcctured 81, 900 worth last year.
"A corn extractor never patcnted-the
crow.
Boston is going to do Daniel Webster in
brass.
-Knowledge Is power-hence tho Widows
might.
An old saw new.sct--a Miss 10 good at
SMILE
Mr.. A. T. Stewart has become Roman
Catholic.
Motto for an old bachclor-Be Just and
fear knot.
st. Louis las but two hundred incomes
over $1,000!
Butler wants to succeed Wilson a. Sen.
ator in 1871.
TO keep your wife in check-drcss her
in Ginghanl.
An entcrprising Snowman has "per.
forming fishes"
"A promise to quit smoking generally
ends in-smoke.
The man who wakes strong every day
the shoemaker.
Kirby Smith is running y military acad-
envy in Kentucky.
Ostrich feathers will be much worn this
summer in bonncts.
Seven miles of violin strings vibrated at
the Boston Jubilee.
-Onc-cighth of the whole population Of
the globe is military.
Lovers, like armies get along well
enough until engaged.
The total receipts of the Boston Jubilee
| were nearly El,VUW,VU.
Only six days will be devoted to the
taking of the new census
John P. Hale will bc candidate for
Senator in New Hampshire
Genius is the wand Of an enchanter;
talent the strength Of giant.
1t is beauty's privilege to kill time. and
times privilege to kill beauty.
The froth of the heal generally becomes
venom when it reaches the heart.
"A prudent man Is like = pin-his head
prevents him from going too far.
| -HItty -s.--~---...s-~-.A- L.
beer manufacture IN this country. z'.. 8
| "A few years ago we began to ship wheat
to England. then cheese, now hay.
of the 100000 children in Missouri,
only 1OO, 900 attend Sunday school.
jay Cooke has determined to take a
hand in the North Pacific Railroad
Senator Chandler has gone to Greece.
Grease usually goes to the chandlar.
"A man at Augusta. Maine, owns pig
which was assessed at $500 last year.
Hope is draft on futurity, sometimes
honored, but more frequently extended
There is two things in this life for which
VIC are never prepared. and that is twins.
"A secret has been defined as "anything
made known to everybody in whisper"
What . difference it makes whether
you put Dr.. before or after mans name
--Scvcnty-ive thousand Swedish cmi-
grants are expected in Minnesota this year
--Gcneral SAM Cary is Democratic Work
ingnans' candidate for Governor of Ohio
Socrates, being asked the way to homes,
fame, said, "Study to be what you wish te
! SEEM"
The Paris Paw predicts that Brcckcn
ridge will yet be President of the Unitcd
States.
Brick Pomcroy is proposed as the Dem
ocratic candidate for Governorof Wisconsin
next Fall.
Fifty -one volumes Of the Congre.siona
Globe sold recently in New York for 81
cents. Oh! dear.
John +. Owens Is the richest actor IL
America-worth half million, and still h,
! IL owc.cn all over
Chicago now has thirteen railways con
Meeting It with other places, and seventeen
more arc building.
A lnndlady in Boston, II is said, make
her buiscuit 20 light that the dodgers can se
to 60 to bed by them.
Charles Beecher, = younger brother o
the Rev. Henry Ward, played second fiddl,
at the Boston jubilee.
Senator Fowler and Andrew johnson
arr on the stump for Dewitt G. Ssnfcr .
Governor Of Tennessee
"A Maine clergyman was tarred, fca.h
cred, ETC.. for thinking too much Of one o
tho female lambs Of biE flock.
4 Fifteen dollars for kissing marries
woman was lately levied on Chicago n. D
That's what I" Our Jim" calls buss and ne
buss.