The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-11-12
A 'iMix.v

Butt he wants to marry me,
Iwish he'd tell me 50
A MIX
Brigham Yonng weighs 200 pounds, and
! his wives weigh over 5000 pounds.
Go to strangers for charity, acqaai1Ia1css
for advice, and you will always have sup
ply.
Don't cherish your sorrows when God
breaks our Idols in pieces, it is not for us to
put the broken bits together again
"Bill, I eat good deal of fish now; they
say It is good for the brain "Is it? well,
John, I'll buy You whale
"Mamma mammal beloved the angs
of the household from the top of the stairs
I'm mad, and Hannah won't pacify me"
@Lottie, said little visitor, "what makes
your kitty so cross p rOh, cause she's cut
ting :eeth, I 'spect-"
''Pa, what is the use of giving our pigs so
much milk?' $50 that they NAV make hogs
of themselves, darling
There, not good things enough in life to in
demnity US for the neg leet of single duty
Madame SirefeAine
Our conversation need not always be Of
grace, but it tshould always be lsith grace
Ratthe'c H1lrg.
sPrightly little girl being asked, aWhat
is nothing 2 replied, "Shut your eyes, and
you will see it"
Something must be left as test of the low
atty of the heart-in Paradise, the tree; in
Israel, a Canaanite; in us, temptation.-I
Cecil
The story of an Illinois woman becoming
the mother of six children at once was start
ed by facetious clergyman who married the
I. W. to widower with six
An old lady on a train not far from Lafay-
cite hearing the brakeman sing out "Euhank's
Cut" sailed TO the door and asked, ''Is he
hurt very much p
81 go through my work." as the needle
said to the idle boy. "But not till you're
hard pushed as the idle boy SAID to the
needle.
There is good opportunity in Minnesota !
for some woman who wants 10 marry. Ka> !
besh-co-da-way. an Indian, advertises for a
wife. He has three already, bat says "wig- |
wan and heart very big"
Josh Billings defines "thurrer bread bizi
ness man" as ''wun that knows enuf about
stealth so't there kant ennybody steel from |
him and annf ahnnt lau that he Do !
his own stealin' legally"
At church collection for missions the |
preacher feeliugIy said ''Mv good brethren, |
let me caution those of you who put in but |
tons not TO break off the eyes. 1t spoils them
for use"
The RepolItioH wants women put on the
police force. The trouble with that arrange
ment would be, all the nice young men
would be staying out late of nights in hope
of getting ''taken in by the fair guardians.
Excursion trains are called ''pleasnae
trains in France. A gentleman in Cher
Gourg lately received dispatch by telegraph
to the following effect: "Your wife is dead.
Funeral Sunday. Take the pleasure train.
Always win fools first. They talk much
and what they have ouce uttered they will
stick to : whereas, there is always time, ND
TO the last moment to bring before wise
man arguments that may entirely change mis-
opiniOn.-Arthn Helps.
An English cockney, at Niagara, when
asked how he liked the Falls, replied:
They're 'ansome-quite so; but they
don't heXactly hansen my hexpectations; be-
sides, got vetted, and lost my at. prefer
to- look at EN- in the hengraving, in 'ot
weather, and IN the 'ouse'
"How is it, my dear inquired school |
mistress of little girl, ''that you don't IN
derstand this simple thing?' az do not know,
indeed, she answered, with a perplexed look;
"but I sometimes think ! have so many
things to learn that have not time TO IN
derstand.
The Gaulois tells little aneedote about |
Lafayette. At Lamarque's funeral the |
crowd took out the Generals horses as he |
was returning home and drew him to his |
hotel "You must have been very pleased" |
remarked friend some time afterward-
every much pleased indeed replied Lafay- |
cite, "but never saw anything more of my |
horses"
When General Chamberlain, Governor of |
Maine, after one of the terrible battles of the |
war, lay upon hospital couch, shot through |
the body, and, as all supposed, very near his |
end, the attendants began preparations for /
onha1n,spo. ~, - - l.. L
home. This was little earlier than the /
General desired, and moving himself he |
said; Gentlemen, | have made different !
arrangements. invite you all to dine with |
me one week from to-day"
"Julius' s'pose dere are six chickens in a
coop, and the man sells tree, how many are
dere left p
"What time ob day was it?'
''What time OBJ day was it? Why wLat |
de debbil had that 10 do wild de case?'
"a good deal, honey If it war after dark |
der would be none left; dat is, if you hap
pened along dat way
"Look here, niggah, jest yOu stop them
personalities"
Years ago, when Tom Corwin was ia the !
Cabinet, he was pestered TO death By a man
who wanted to be attached 70 one of the for !
elgn missions. Finally, Corwin SAID: HDo |
read SPANISH p No Sir!'' "WeU. that's |
a pity. Learn Spanish, and will tell you |
Of an exceedingly good thing you can get" /
The young man devoted his days and nights /
10 Spanish till be could read and translate IL |
and 'the exceedingly good thing which |
Corwin then told him to get was Dor !
2nir0te.
Seeing spearmint and other articles recon-
mended for heaves in horses, prompts |
me 20 mention my experience with /
another valuable herb in the cure 1
Of this distressing and trouble
some complaint Feed no hay to the horse /
for 36 or 48 hours, and give only Pailful Of !
water at a time. Then throw an armful Of i
well cured smartWeed before him, and let /
him eat at will. In all cases where the cells 4
Of the lungs are not broken down, great re-
lief if not perfect cure viii follow. / have /
seen horse, with the heaYes as bad as
ever saw, cured BY one dose. Smartweed is
valuable for many purposes, and should Be
laid away fer use when needed.-Dr.R Ransom
A German photographer has invented a
method Of making seals and stamps with the
portra Is Of his customers A thin layer of
gelatine, seusiuzed with bichromate Of pot
ash, is exposed TO the action of light under i
photograph positive, by which the parts act
ed on are rendered insOluole N water. The |
gelatine film is immersed in water, and the /
parts not acted on by the light swell up, and /
We obtain picture in relief of which plast-
| er cast caabe taken. A galvanie plastic COPY |
being taken of the cast We have a metallic /
facsimile Of the photograph, which can be /
employed as seal This process suggests a |
method OF obtaining perfect likenesses of per-
sons in metallic checks for the use of the /
printer, and also an admirable way Of illus
trating scientific books.