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OR HEJ & l. hAIl y q ELIAIR,
Yote.i Israugcuonts Of the Urinary Organs. It
gives
LIFE, HEALTH AND STRENGTH
80 oil who use it and follow my directions. II
nover fails O. remove Nervous Debility, lup pot
onoy or want Of Power, ant al weakness arising
from eGcesses or IndiscrotIou, resulting In loss
Of memory, unpleasant dream, weak nerves,
beaische, nervous trembling general a'sltude,
dlmness Of visiOu, flashing Of the skin, which,
~ neglected, wIll surely leaI on 10 Insanity Or
Consumption. When the system is once affected
Il will not recover without help, II must be in
vigorated and streng gtheusd, to enable the suffer-
er 70 fulhIi the duties Of life.
This medicine has boon tested fJrmRny years
and It is warranted a certain ure, M matter
bow bad the case may be. Hundreds Of cortia-
Gates can be shown. Price, one dollar per bot.
tie, or siI bottles for Ave dollars.
Sold By all Druggists.
IL you cannot peucure IL send a statement #
your case and enclose tho money 10 Bryan 4 Co..
0i Cedar Street, New York, aud It will be -rnt
you. On receipt Of Five Dollars, a bottle nearly
equal q seven small ones vii be sent to auy q.
press Office 10 tho United States, charges paid.
Private cirouars sent on application. Enclose
stamp. decEld2tawGwly.
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Female Complaints.

whether in the young or old, married on Elm
gle, at the dawn Of wUmanhoud, or tho turn Of
life, these tonic medicine display fo decided at
influence that a marked Improvement is soon
psroeptble in the health Of the patient. Being a
purely vegetable preparation, they are n safe aud
reliable remedy for all classes Of Females in ev.
eIH nondlLLan of haaIlh and ELnLl-n Of LLn.
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SPECIAL rgoTIcnB.
Batehelor's Hair DYE,

This splondid Hair Dye is the best 10 The
world the only true and perfect Dye harmless,
reliable, iustantaneousi no disappointment. no
ridiculous tinis remedies the nj effects Of bad
dyOs tnvgorates and leaves the Hair soft aud
beautiful black or brown Sold by all Druggists
and Pertlmers' and properly applied al the Wig
Factory 10 Bond st., N. $.
apr2dly.
TO REMOVE Moth Patches, Frookles and Tan
from the face use prrry'- Moth and Free
Mo Lotion, Prepared only b. Dr.. b, g. Perry
Sold by all Druggists.
mchl6deodBmW5m.
E0R BLACK WORMS nut PImpes on the
Face, use Perry. Comcdone shd Pmple
Remedy, prcpared only by Dr. B. c. Perry, ~
Bond g.. New York Sold eysrywhers. The
trade supplied BY waoio,alo Medicine Dealers.
muh lEitui nv. u.
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REEVES AMBROSIA
FOR the HAIR.
IMPROVED :
1t is an elegant Dressing for the Hair
1t csuses the Hair to Curl beautifully.
1t keeps the Scalp Clean and Healthy.
It tinyigoratos the Roots Of the Hair.
II forces the Hair and Beard to grow Iu1urisp,ly,
It Immediately stops Hair Falling Out
keeps the Hair from Changing Color from Age.
1t restores Grey Hair to its Original Color.
1t brings out Hair on heads that have been bald
for years.
1t is composed entirel- of simple and purely
vegetable substances.
1t has received over six thousand voluntary toS-
timonials Of its excellence, many Of which are
from physicians in high standing.
1t is sold in haIs-pound bottles ltbe name
blown in the glass, by Druggists and Deslers in |
Fancy Goods everywhere at One Dollar per Bot.
tie. Wholesale by Demas Barnes L Co.; T. c. |
Wells Co.; sOhlefolin 4 Co., New YO4k.
mch24dly.
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CAUTI0N!-Eons are genuine unless the
words Holloway, New York and London" aro
discernabls as a Water-mark in every leaf Of the
book Of directions around each pot or box the
same can be plainly seen by holding the leaf TO
the light. handsome reward will be given TO
any one rendering such information as may lead
10 the detection of any party or parties counter
fstIng the medicines or vending the same, know.
ing them to be spurious.
'ss Sold at the mandatory Of Professor Hoi-
LowAY, 80 Maiden Lane, New York. and by all
respectable Druggists and Dealers in Medicine,
throughout ths civilized world.
VI There is considerable saving by taking the
larger sizes.
N. B. Directions for the guidance Of patients
10 every disorder are affixed 20 each pot mud box
G'Fs Dealers IN my well known medicines can
have show Cards, Circulars, dc., sent FREE OF
EXPENSE, by addressing Thomas Holloway, 80
Maiden Lane, n. T. febl2dly.
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III tito N on q

Arising from a bad rtutooi sb,yodo ot, Tcri"
diTeafes. are efadicated aud clear and :-'' 'YRr.
eut surface rcgUin,i by the restorative action II
this Ointment 1t surpassess many Of the COS
metics and other toilet appliances in ito power to
diEpel rashes and other Ggureuente Of the face
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Brandreth's Pills vs. Bleeding.

Bleeding may give ease, because the blood left
mas more room; but the ease hoes not last, and
is followed by permanent weakness.
BRANDRETHS PILLS relieve the circgrs.
ton and give ease moro surely aud almost As
quickly as bleeding but Bauireth's pils nsvor
hurt, and the good they do is permanent, he
cause they take only what the BODY and blood
are better without. Purgatjou With these Mills
will be found
AuNIyERsAL CURATIVE YmVlprE.
Let the wise examine its claims to their conf
dcnen Mrs. Hooker, Of Blrnstable. Mass was
cured hy them of ST. Vitus's Dance Of sfosr
Years stAbding. Abram Van Wart was cured os
internal tumor by the use Of Brauireth's Pills
when at other means had failed. DR.. Brand.
ft. Office, Brsudreth House, New York.
0'.'a ny all Druggists. aprlGiwlm
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in the foliotcing cases:

Bunions, Burns, ChappCd Hands, Chilblains
Ristula, Gout, Lumbago, Mercura Eruptions
Piles, Rheumatism, RiHgworm, Salt RheuIn, Skin
Diseases, Scalds, Swelled Glands, Sore Legs Sore
Breasts, Sore Heads, Sore Throats, Sores Of all
kinds, sprsins, Stiff Joints, letter, Ulcers, Ven
sreal Sores; Wounds Of all kinds.
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The SCIENCE OF HEALTH
EVERY MAN
HIS OWN PHYSICIAN.
HOHOway's PillS,
HOLLOWAY'SOINTMENT
Disorders Of the Stomach, Liver and
Bowels,

The Stomach is the gTsaI centre which inhu-
snces the health disease Of tho Gy tenn abused
or dsbilitAted by oEcess--indig gestion, offensive
breath and physical pro'tratiou are the natural
consequences Allied 50 the brain 1t is the
source Of headRcher, mental depression, nervous
complaints and unrefrcshrg sleep. The Liver
becomes Affected anu generates bilious disorders,
pains in the side. dc. The Bowels sympAthife
by Costiveness, DiauhUa and Dysent"ry. The
principal action Of these Pills is on the stomach,
and the liver, lungs bowels and Kidneys IAIdci.
pate IN their recupcratiyc and rsgencrativc opcr-
aton.
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4 FINE brick Residence and ,oo5 p;.ro
n Apply for full particulars 70
o.s N. MARX, Agent.
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LADIES,
II you require a reliable remedy, use tho best!
Or. Harvey's Female Pills,
have 90 equal. They are safe and sure in ord
inary easas. Price, One Dollar per Box.
Dr. AarveY'a Golden ENC,

four degrees stronger They are intended for
special cases Price, five dollars per box.
Private circulars sent free. Enclose stamp.
II you cannot procure the pin enclose the mon .
ey and address BRYAN & CO., 60 Cedar street,
New York, and on receipt they viii be sent we'll
Senled by return mail
laa2ld2taMARlE.
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Piles and Tistula.

Every form and feature Of these prevalent ~
stubborn disorders is eradicAtod locally and on
tirely by the use Of this omolient; warm fomeu
tations should precede its application, It's heal
ing qualities will be found TO be thorough apu
invAriable.
Both the Ointment and PiHs should be used
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22tO n Miles the Shortest ROut,

All trains run directly through to Now York.
GG- soO MILES, without change Of coaches.
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state OF ~ ew Y Ork.
The Insurance Commissioner TO the
Legislature

INC insurance commissioner 10 the
Legislature
"The AtnG Insurance Company, of Hartford
enc Of tho most successful Fire Insnrand Compa.
MES Of this or any other country"
Connecticut companies follow the rules and
practices Of the Etus almost as carefully as if
they were embodied in statute law"
Again, pointing 10 errors of practice In New
York companies, the Atnas successful manage
ment and sulid rules are called to their attention
thus:
1t still remains more a matter Of wonderthan
imitation in the insurance world
"By what subtle alchemy has this corporation
boon enabled to turn its full paid capital into the
philosopher stone ,"
The extraordinary events which have diITnE-
uiSned It's unparalleled financial history"
The average losses per diem in the United States.
st this period Of the year, are about $3.50, 600
The telegraph daily sounds startling
notes Of warning tC all prudent
persons.
DO Not Neglect the Security of
Reliable Insurance.
Policies ISSUED WITHOUT DELAY
J. NJ. BUFORD. Agent,
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FROM and after February 18Th, 1889, Trains
viii leave Ia connection with all Western limos, ns
follOWs:
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srvan's Eifo TnvigoratOr.

HEJuFEEATING ELIAIR,
For oil israugcuonts Of the Urinary Organs. I,
gives
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1869-08-19

and not the wolves. The gnawing they heard,
was the harmless animal chewing at some un-
dcrgrowth which lay plentifully around
Josh's eyes filed with tears as he looked
around. There lay the boots, but in some
wha, damaged condition--here the coat and
vest partly clewed ur.
They said nothing, but proceeded to the
Pineapple mansion, where they told doleful
story about being treed by wolves; how Joshua
had sacrificed his clothes to save their lives;
how he slaughtered forty Of the ravenous ami
mails, &c.
Old Pineapple said such bravery and devo-
ton should not go unrewarled, and placing
Jemimas hand in Josh's told him to take her
as his mate. They were married, and now
live in little hut with one room and garrett,
near Fleasburg, now flourishing burg on
Turtle creek
B.-Jemima's pet calf was never seen
after the night it treed the devoted couple
We rather guess it wasn't
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Gather your darling boy close to your breast!
Fold him. oh. tenderlyi Mother so blest
Better than all the vast treasures OF ages,
Better than all the worlds pomp aud Its wages
Better thsn all, thou beautiful boy
Thou heart and soal treasure.
Crowning ofjoy
Child Of the sunshine, child Of the day!
Whiting the joyous hours away
Reyeling. rolling, babbling singing,
All the house with echoes ringing,
Jumpiur. growing. splitting, sputtering'
Such vile Greek and Hebrew uttering-
Bush and Kit stand so amazed
At the grandeur of your plays,
At the madness OF your ways!
Now catching az the sunbeams Hitting
On the carpet, now out-wiiting
All the sunbeams with your gadness'
Rushing from our hearts the sadness
Which comes Ger u.s. and we cannot slsh'
Who has the blues when you are nigh
Our cares and gricfs well set aside,
Troubles all. wen let them slide,
Household hobby, you we ride
Stray one from Heaycn-life'
Come to this earthly strife,
Long mayst thou tarry here!
Pure be thy worlds career!
blessings on thy noble head!
Crowned with It's golden thread;
Happy may thy lifetime be,
Ever from dark shadows free!
Thou art thy fathers pride, beautiful boy
His ewes look into thine and smile to see
How are the dreams of life surpassed 10y thee!
Hricht hopes. and thee child. fate cannot sever,
C;od Grant in this life, and Heaven forever
Thou wilt beam. a bright star!
Shedding thy light aiar!
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CoNcERNISG DooEs.-Whcn You 20 iuto a
ncishbors premises, be sure to leave the doors
as you find them. If you find door shut,
you may reasonably suppose that your friend
wanted it shut, aud therefore you have no right
to leave it open; and if you find it open no
matter how cold the weather is, DO you leave
it open for it is reasonable 70 suppose that 1t
was left open for some good purpose. And
the same is good far all places, whether they
be houses, shops, factories, officers, or whatever
they may be- Remember the rule, it has nc
exception: Leave the doors As you lind
them" If the owner Of door does not know
how he wants it, how do you know how be
wants it2
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A Good Idea.

In the great demand Of work for women i
is pleasant 70 see new branches of industry
opening to them. A young woman In Chicago
has discovered an untricd field for "femalc use
fulncss." She advcrtises that she will "giyo
lessons in etiquette and theway ofconvcrsing
with ladies, to any young gentleman who docs
not feel at case In the sociciy Of The opposite
sex. Tuition TO lovers extra. A speciality
made Of proposals in various forms" a capital
idea and her brother ought toopen a school, at
the same time, for young ladies who " do not
feel at case etc. Then The two schools prac-
tice together, aud the young ladies and gentle
man Of Chicago will be 50 well brought up that
they viii always know what to say, and when
10 say Il. and when Augustus attempts a pro-
posal in style No. I i" Of the exercise book,
dropping on his right knee, laying bis hand on
bis vest pocket, and passionately exclaimins,
" Say, dearcst-say that thou wilt be mine
there will be no danger whatever that Arabella,
in her confusion, will forget the proper answer
laid down in the book" Thine, thine forever!
and lisp instead the reply intended for lover
who asks. Hast thou ever loved another 2 which
is. Neyer-bclieye me-never
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The Loafer.

If man will only stop aud reflect, and con
over lis acquaintauces he will find there are a
great many more loafcrs than he had supposed.
Loafers may be divided into several classes.
The first is your gcnteol loafer; he dresses well,
feeds well. and assumes a good deal Of oficious-
ness on the street corners in condemning men
and measures, and in trying to mould public
opinion. Iryou will investigate the affairs Of
the gcnteel loafer, you will find bis bar bill,
his shoemaker, bis tailor and lis landlord are
unpaid. Loafer No. is not quite so genteel
in appearance as No. you generally End him
lounging around the door Of drinking saloon,
wislfully waiting for some one who is fortunate
enough to have he wherewith to come along
and treat; whskey smash 70 him IS meat
and driuk-it is joy, hope and happiness, and
after a heavy slug he in few minutes is ready
for a repeat if another spooucy comes along
with the rhno and offers 90 treat him. Hccan
drink this way all day, and you never see him
drunk-whiskey seems 70 make no more i'm
preston on him than it would make on a
rat hole if poured into it, Ioafer No. 3 is a
regular rousiabout: he looks de!apidated and
emaciated he started out as the genieel loafer
No. /. passed through that grade, and by a
gradual process Of deterioration became loafer
No. >, and from that by the same process reach
al No 2ond in tlislast Grade lie is but one move
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Let Your Wife Know Your Circum-
stances.

II * custom too common with the men OF
the world to keep their families in utter ignor-
ancc of the situation Of their business. The
wife knows uothing-has not even an idea Of
the amount Of her husbands fortune, whether
it is TO be counted by hundreds or thousands.
What can a woman, kept in such Ignorance,
learn? She spends, as a matter Of course, all
he gives her to spend with full confidence that
when that is gone, and she asks him, lie will
give her more.
If am unmarried woman works, she may 60
with bold. unblusLiug face, and demand her
wages; but wife can demand nothing her
claim is for bare necessity and generous men,
on that account are too indugcnt, too fearful
Of letting wife know the exact state Of their
finances. lis all wrong.
Husbands and wives have mutual interest
every woman should know the exact state Of
her husbands finances understand his plans
aud aid him, If possible, with her counsels, and
then these terrible catastrophos would not Sc
often happen. Many wilo who is puusine
her husband deeper and deeper into debt from
ignorance. would. if she knew his cmbaTass-
ments. be the first to rctrenoh, The first to save
and with true womanly sympathy and sencr-
osity. help him to rcinstate his failing fortunes
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cS~Tbc FrEE Pass IS published weekly at To
Glollors and Fiffg Cents per opHu3 iH oicoycs.
c0-TuREE DOLLARS if aot pai3 in adysncc.
Ef- Oae Dollar aad Fyty Cents for sc 1oSibs
C8-Ihc terms Of advertising are for alQuare,
Zone inchl or less Oae Dollar and Fifty fsH,s for
three inscrtions-larScr ones in the sane proper
Uoa Each continuance FV,y Cents.
E1-No advertisement % be considered by the
month or year unless specified on tls Manuscript,
or previously agreed upon between ne parties.
EC-An advertisement not marsed ON the copy
or specified number ofinsertons win be continued
uutl or5c-cd out and payment c.scted accordingly.
E0-EE0UIAR ADyEErIszvySrs.-To avoid any
Misunderstanding on the partof the Annual Advcr-
cscrs, 10 is proper to state itiaey that their pr
~ucee only extends 70 Their Immediate business
Real Estate Legal and an ,,her advertisements sent
by thcm 90 be an adJiuonal charge, and no varia-
zion.
Eg. Obituary Notices gilmore than Eve lines win
5e charged tor
JOB WORK. Posters. sale Bills Circulars.
Cards de-, exccutd promptly, neatly, aud at fair
prices.
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Cheerfulness is the best promoter Of health.
Repinings and murmurngs Of the heart give
impcrceptible strokes to those delicate fbFes
of which the vital parts are composed, aud
wear ont the machine Cheerfulness is as
friendly to the mind as to the body. 1t ban
ishes all anxious care aud discomfort, soothes
and composes the passions, and keeps the soul
in a perpetual caln.-Addisoa.
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As the steamer Buckeye was about TO depart
for New Orleans from Cincinnati, tall coun-
tryman carrying pair Of saddlc-bags on his
arm aud covered with perspiration, and who
looked as though he couldn't tell his head from
a bunch of shingles rushed into the cabin,
calling at tac top of his voice. Where Is
Colonel McIntosh? Is Colonel Mcintosh on
this boat?" No one answered. "Well, then,
whar is the cap'um? must sec Colonel Nc
Tntosh." On being informed that the captain
was on the hurricane deck, our inquiring friend
passed through the croul in that dirccton.-
" Haul in the planks and shove her off,
sounded in his ears Just az he reached the deck.
"St,p her cap'um--stop her / am not going
to New Orleans" "Run out the plank =
Ashore with you, then quick y shouted Cap
tain Hartshom. 81 say, Cap'um, | want to
see Colonel Mcintosh, must sec him." 81
don't know him, sir" quickly answered tho
old sea-dog "Wo cant wait-go ashore
Haul in planks, sayp 40 Cap'um, must
soc lbe Kernel-he's distant relation Of mine,
and never saw him in my life" Now Cap
tain II. is a warm hearted man, as every one
knows. The last appeal touched his feelings,
and he kindly inquired; How near Of kin
arc you TO tbe gentleman whom you are seek
ing" "Why, Cap'um, he was once engaged
to nv wife" Cast of that hawser audlet her
90" were the last words heard. And the boat
and the man that was in search Of his relative
wended their way to New Orleans.
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49, sirn ofthn White Boot.

At the Sign OF tlc " u4It bvVti
Whore he will make BOOTS AND SHOES OF the
be,t oraliiy. Gentlemen who want fine 'cork exc
cuted. have the opportunity presented for obtain
inc il. and not az erorbiiGnf oh0rges.
HUNTING and RIDING BOOT made TO order
Give me a call refer to all far and near, who
have worn Boots or Shoes OF my make.
JAMES WOODY.
December ;. 1858
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HOME-MADE WHISKEY

manufactured by his father, at the Distillery on
tbe Shenandoah river. This whiskey is entirely
without asulteration and is pure an article rs
ever came from the still tits offered in any guam
titv that purchasers may desire, and Is warranted
10 be Just as represented.
zG- Thcproprietor would positively nosiiy those
,bo arc in tbe habit Of patronizing his bar that he
will hereafter sell exclusively FOR CASH. without
respect to persons, and nc one need ask for credit
April I, ls69-tf. JOhN j" ANI
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AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT
CONSISTS or

WOODS REAPER AND MOWER,
Separate or combined. with SelfRake These
machines are the best in use. Agent for
Clarke and JeilcrsOn.
SWEEPSTAKES THRESHlNG MACHINE,
SEPARATOR AND HORSE POWER,
The best Thresher in the world.
ALSO, THE NATIONAL. 1IO0SIER. and other
Hay AND FODDER CUTTERS.
Tile HHougiJy Gam Sigipg Drill.
(Ageut for Clarke and Jefferson
Cider Mills, Horse Hay kakcs. Ploushs.
Bcrca Grindstoncs, Pumps OF all kinds,
Scales, Corn Shelters, Wheat Fans,
DiftScoops, Churns Cradles, Scythes
Shoyels, Forks, Spades, Rakes.
GUANOS.-J. J. Turner's Excelsior, Orchilla,
Alta Nela Ground Nerassl, and Pure Peruvian.
Berger y Bate, Chesapeake.
South Carolina and other Phosphatcs.
Seeds apd Plants for Eeld and GGr8eH.
THE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT
CONSISTS cF
Iron. steel Horse Shoes, Mule Shoes, Horse Nails,
and Backsmith,' Supplies and Tools, such as An
wills, Bellows, Fises, &c.
IMPORTED AND AMERICAN CUTLERY.
Mortise Machines. Jack Screws, Chains, Traces,
Hames Trowols. Nails, Spikes. Locks, Hinges,
Bolts, Files, Ch;scis. levels. Planes, Bevcls,
Wr"uches, Hoes and Picks.
W. Special advantages for furnishing Circular,
Mill and Cross Cut Saws, with warrant
A complete stock Of Tools aud Supplies for Car
penters Builders, Masons S6diers, Shccmakers
and others, with many Housekeeping and Far
nishing Goods American and Imported.
Thankful for past liberal support, solicit orders
~ March '' Is, S. go. ~ JAS. LAW. HooFF.
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AVIS LIQUOR STORE
JEFFERSON BUILDING,
CharIcStoNvn w. Va.

rV,IIE BAR Of this establishments kept constant
IL supplied with the PUREST LIQUORS 10
Be had. and the proprietor desires to call special
-, tho
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LADIES' WORK.

For thcaccommodation of the trade, he will keep
on hand, at all times, complete assortment OF
Ready-AIado Work,
which he will warrant to compare with any that
can be found in the country.
RErAIEING done in the best style. on the shortest
notice. New WORK and REPAIRING executed in
from twelve to fory-eight hours, and no disop-
pointmcnts Al the hour promised.
nS-It must be understood that as Co'h is re-
ouired in the purchase of all material used ia my
business and pay Of hands must exact from all,
without respect to persons, CASH on delivery OF
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Young Lady 10 Fred, with thin legsj -
Fred, always admired your courage; KNEW
when first laid eyes on you that you were
brave g rashness." Fred lcorningup smiliDgi
"Oh, don't, my dear. Why doyou say that 2
Young Lady-"Why, any man has courage
who can trust himself long At a time on such
legs as yours.
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CARD THE Cows.--One would think that
kind hearted man, when he secs how grstcsnl
this operation is 10 a COW, would lie willing to
spend few moments 10 cardng her, II pays
as well 10 clean COW as horse. All who
have fairly tried it find great benefit from the
operation. And not one farmer in hundred
makes it practice to use the card or curry comb
In the COW stable. We know stupid men who
lanch at the idea as a mere notion Of some fan
cy farmer. But, in point Of fact, no COW can
give the results at the pail unless this matter
Is attended %, especially IN winter.