Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-10-16
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

], VIII make more cures and III less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 tie aiiiicleu
II cures chronic and hammatory rheumatism
No matter OF how long standing. II will cure
any and all cases Of d plEerla, IN ITS most ma
lienant forms, in one duy-we will warrant II
IN any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in ~ minuteG'
1t will cure the Toothache in one minute. II
cur Pl,urlSy ard Pneumonia, etcctuaIiy, IN
81 hours, and frequently in half the Tine II
cures Asthma and BronCi titus when all other
remedies fail. |, cures Dyspepsia, Palpitaton
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion
in less time and more permanently than any
other remeCy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully N several cases OF Paralysis. One
or lwo tcaspoonsfui will ctlcctually cure any
case of Diarhoea or DySentery. 1t cures ordl.
nary Coughs and ColGS in one nlght--neveV
fails. 1t cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome -nI
most painful OF all diseases permanently ana
! ctcctually in two or three applications. II has
| never failed. lie; al! who doubt this try II Tree
Of charge IN Sore and Weak Eyes 1t nevor
fails TO effect a cure in four or five Application
SOME Of tLese were of 20 and 20 years stands
| ing. " c have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. for
Burns, Scalds, SprainS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is tie best remedy ever used. IL
cures Spinal Affections, no matter oil how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases of hat kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case OF
Scrolua, though he has never had an oPportunl-
ty'of testing it, save III OIL case, child years
old, which had been so,ely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was The result. Gases oil
Cholera Nor, US have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous reiiei was
given. There are great many olheT diseases
that this popular remedy will cure such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which We think it Is no
necessary to mention in detail here. In conclu-
sion We wish it distinctly understood tha! we
have RETAINED from saying or recommending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir tor any Thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared TO provo all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented 10 the people and
that no family will bc without it az soon as lis
virtues are known.
n. B. No person must expect one bottle to
cure case of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
OF years SInding-Ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an eileCtual CurG-but continue
the use of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
10. Original Certificates arc in orr posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manen,ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Stanton Nndicstor.
q Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell lb IS celehra-
ted ANody nc ElixIr Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box al, Slauninn, Va.
July 81, 1869. 6m
g. For sale by Henry Billings, Shep-
herdslown