The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1869-09-23
Mr.. NaAby Takes q Look over the
Political Horizon and gives
the Result Thereof.
NECK CHUNK (which 10 In the
State Of PennsylvRnai).
HahtAmhaF II. 14Hf

ObANV VI 1euno4lNhuulI
September II, 1869.
AZ last hev struck haven Nv rest.
Al last | hav Bhoor abldIn place, for
q time at least. How long ] may stay,
or how soon may be compelled to pick
up my landlords spare shirt and travel,
can't tell. But wat do care2 For
the present l am under the wing Nv o
man who hez twenty millions Nv dol.
lars, and who 10 yoosln II at terrific
rate. Some few nv the drops nv the
golden shower is o fallin onto me, and
lam content. That 10, l am content
personally. ! am eZ well OF ez Good
be. hev twlCe penetrated tho august
presence Nv the Democratic candidate
for Governor Of PennBylvanlR, repre-
Bentin myself eZ President nv q Demo.
cratic club In Phlladelpby, and twice
have I received o hundred dollars to
carry on the good work. The young
man wich guards the outer door nv the
candldRtorial manBhen 10 most RCoot
Judge Nv human nacher. The servant
at the door askt for credenshels, at wlch
the young man whe happened TO be In
the hall, noLicIn me, rebuked him for
delAyin me.
Terence y remarkt he sharply, admit
all BICh noses without question. Yoo
bet they are our frIends.'
That nose hez cost me thousands nv
other peoples dollars 10 keep II up In
color. Thank Heaven, its repRyIn me
some Nv the trouble l hev gone 10 on
lts account.
1 Am we'll enuR of, and possibly
ought TO be satisfied. but the condishen
Nv the Dlmocrlsy afElIx me. The fact IL,
we are In bad way, and ther Amt no
way out Nv It. We amt got no yoo>
nanlmity-we ain't got nothin TO fte
for, and the country hez he'd unIvsr.
sally good crops. The weather's bin
aRin us. Ef we Good hev he'd rain In
harvest enuH 10 hev rustid the wheat,
and enuR tollerln the wheat harvest to
hev rotted the pertRters, and then q
Juicy attack nv cholera and yellow
fever, and other disorders OF that ma
cher, go that the people Good hev goL
dissatisfied aud ugly and sIch, ther
wood hev bin some hope for us. The
potato rot In Western Pennsylvany
wood hev made thousands nv votes
this fall alone. But watts the yoose Nv
talkln TO farmers with teers In your
eyes Nv a country goIn 10 room, when
every mothers son Nv em heV Lher
pockets stuffed with greenbRx and a
barn foil Nv wheat TO bring more
Watts the yoose Nv Clamorln for change
when the couutry's a doln ez well ez 1t
kin any how
Then aRln, our management heZ bin
frsteful. In Ohio, we made boggle In
the beRinnln, In the nomenashen Of
RosecranB. 1t WuZn't In the nRCher Nv
things for our patriots who had shot
officers sent out by this Rosecrans TO
arrest their sons wlch he'd taken boun-
~ and he'd deserted to CGnady, to vote
for RoSecrans, partlolerly ez hundreds
Nv em he'd bin dragged 10 Bastiles for
emptyin their rifles at EN-. The hur-
rahs stuck In their throats. must
confess that they made brave attempt
II 1t, but they looked sick while they
did II. Their efforts 10 hurrah for Ro.
secrans, and the face they made Nv II
reminded me Nv an lnsident wlch oc.
Cured to me wunst.
he'd a friend whose name 1t wuz
Brown. who wuz given TO indulgence
In the noWln bole TO Il fearful extent.
Wun mite he attempted TO be ConvivyeI
on a new brand Nv whisky, and II
hoored him. At II p. NJ. ! found him
clingin to lamp post and vomitin ez
tho ther wuz a mlnatoor earthquake
into his insldes.
'BRowNV remarked I, laying my
had atfectIonately onto his shoulder,
BROWN are you slck p
'Sickl SICKl' replied he, sWingIn
around 10 the other side NV the post
and discharglng another ayalanch,3 =
Sick HI! Do you think Pm doIu
| ihla fnF tho tnn IN
Our Democrats In Ohio swallered
Rosecrans, but their hurrahs were 30
much like the retohin Nv man with q
load onto his stumick, that 1t reminded
me nv my friend Brown.
In pennsylvania we alut much better
OIL. Our candidate hez pints about him.
he wnz copperhed doorln the war,
wlch makes all Nv that class enthoosi.
astic In bis support; but on tother hand
1t drlyes of the war Democrats, with.
out wich we Rint worth shucks. He
hez money though, and eZ he's bleedln
freely he may keep the orgauiZashen
alive till we. kin make tite with u
man wich we kin elect.
The principle trouble is, however, to
find out wat Democracy Is at this juno
ture. In Ohio Its agin Niger ekality
and In favor Nv either payln oil the
bonds In greenbacks or repudIashun;
In Tennessee Its Niger suffrage and
Niger otis holdin; In Connecticut It's
payin the bonds In gold, interest aud
principles; In CAlitorny Its anti.
Chinese, and In Louisiana, It's Chinese.
In Maine our people are runnin q per-
hibertory likker law, and everywhere
else they're for free whlskey. In iii,
nols. Democracy is free trade; In Penn.
sllvany, Its high protective tariff, and
so on around. In short I,s so high
mixed that l woodent agree 10 20 from
one county to another to make speech
es, without having first carefully ascer.
tained wat the Democracy Nv that per.
tIkeler county believed In.
got Democratic papers from all the
States one day, and by persistent read.
Ing Nv en- for tive hours, became 30
mixed as to be a promlain candidate
for q loonatlc Asylum. N II =
l shel stay wher am so long ez there
10 anything 10 be got out Nv the posi-.
shen. have personRted o Cheerman
Nv Philadelfy Committees twice with
success; Tomorrow Bhel try II aEIn,
and after that sich other characters as
may occur TO me. / must make hay
while the sun shines, for the furious as,
saults onto Packers pile is redoosln Il
fearfully. f.a .aa N-L..1i I0IT ?
PETROLEUM v. Massey,