The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1869-11-04
LACGHEEANEUUS.

| Let ,oang -wei.a take the degre
of A. B.-tla is a B. .de- and he ma
hope In due TIME to ne entitled A.
a sprightly little girl Icing asked
What is snolhing replied, .'Shu
your eyes and you will see it.
rs tfat marble!' = said a gentleman
oIntlng to the bust of Kentucky grea
statesman. recently. in New York stos.
No, sir, that Is Clay, quietly replied til
dealer.
"A Cork paper publishes the foll"win
erratum:-"The words printed pigs an
90 in Mr.. Parker letter on the Ian
On st N Yesterday issue. -heu'd hav
| been i1l.,, and cons.
-" Were Ignorance Is Bliss de- -
4 Fret = Party twhn has brought hac
the music" stool in disgust: Look .
ere. Mister Auctioneer. this thing ain
no manner of use at all. I've twi>te,
! 'un round. an OIL wsman. but sorra bit
toon we can get out of un !"
Get out of the way. boy get out o
the wayl' said a gentleman on horse
back to a boy in the road. MY hors
don't like do1keys."
Don't he p said the boy.-"Thel
why don't he kick You off.
A Hartford fnur-year old saw his par
ents preparing for church, and he ask
ed them to take him along with them
He was told that he was too litrIe. anc
must wair till he should grow bigger
WELL" returned he. {" - you ID better
take me now. for when [ get bigger
may not want 70 so. The parents saw
the p"ibi-hn was taken
An invalid son of Rachus was
about to undergo an operation for drorsy
at the hands of his physician. 20 faith
or. father!' screamed son Of the rait.
lent. who was looking on, "dn anvth hing
else bnt don't LET them tan Won 'Rut.
Sammy. said the father. sit will do me
good. and T shall live manv q wear after
to make Won happy mo. father. you
won't. There was never anything tapp-
ed in our house that lasted longer than a
week.
Two rrchins ''Tom' and Jack"
went to school for the first time. The
teacher asked tom what his name
was.
"Taum." replied the boy.
mo. my hoy, you should not say
tom hut Thomas
''Taumas." repeated the hoy
That's better. Now. my lad." said
he, turning To tho other whose face sud
denly frightened up with now conceiv-
ed idea. whats uonr name ?"
"Jack-as, replied the urchin, prompt
".
A st. Louis minister travelling
through Indiana. SAYS: ''Soon after
passing the capital of Indiana. my afen
ton was "allei tn the hit male hv one of
the pictorial papers as tn the ease with
which divorces are nbtaianed in that
State. 4 railroad conductor is renrs-
sente1 as saying.-'INDIASApoLGsl FIF
TEEN MINUTES FOR DIVORCES That
State journal acknow edged
he force of the caricature. hut suggest
I'd that Injustice might have been done tn
Chicago
A Stea'n captain on ono Of the
A merican lakes was recently feeling his
Sav along in the dark. when the look out
head cried out, Schooner without a
ight 1t was a n,rrow ascane; and as
he steamer passed the schooner the can
ain demanded: What ara Won 1.ing
With ynur schooner here in the lark with
mt light % To his 1i~may. the skip
yer, who was y Frenehman. answered.
Vat you III here viz vnur l. Steamboat
n three feet water. Ell p and inst then
he steamer landed high and dry on
,and hank
CLERK" said tall Kentuckian. to
A hotel official. this young woman and
me have eloped. Haze we any marriyn
facilities around here?'
The clerk replied in the affirmative,
and the two wera ''Spliced' in less than
an hour The bridegroom was evidently
not yet satisfied. and fingered around the
hote! hook
Clerk" aid re, cnnfdensial'y, at
length. ma Mt re better chang the
register an give rs one room. now We re
married -
It's already done" replied the CLERK
won re marked for the same ro,nl,
'WeI'. clerk. renlied the Kentuckiar.
quickly. ''won't ynu iatSt >h"w me u,
hen. fl, I'm nrfnI slpeop