Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-10-27
HYACINTHR.

He came upon the Perisrs.
Fernando Wood came too.
They both came on the same steamer.
Father n. had letters TO brother w.
Lucky coincidence, wasn't it2
Father Hyacinthe 10 = Carmelite.
The Carmelitss 60 b%arefooted.
But Father Il. wears CATERS on this
trip.
He knew il he came over barefooted,
starting A. he did, from Paris, that the
whole female population (Anthony,
Stone, and few others ~excepted) would
presently be going barefooted, too, I'M
der the impression that II was q Paris
fashion. Out Of q delicate respect to
Olive Logan, and others whose feet OK
coed No. 8, he conquered his prsjudices
and assumed the prunelli.
Father H~yacinthe has letters TO
BeecSer.
Also to General Dix.
Dix is in Chicago.
Happy circumstance Will not Father
H~yscinths come hither, too?
Hyocinths 10 an intimate friend Of
Longfsllow.
by, himself, 10 q short, fat fellow.
And that 10 the long and short OF
those fellows.
Father Hyaciaths behaved we'll on the
trip over.
Owing, however, to the roughness
of the sea, and its uaussating effects,
Hyaeiuthe was strongly tempted to
throw up his allegiance to Rome.
lis believed, however, that he will
stick under protest.
Ergo, Hyacinthe is a Barnacle.
Hyaciuths 10 fond Of music. he claps
bis hands when it is particularly good.
Hyacinthe BAL clothes, much like
anybody.
Hyacinthe will stop Ia this country
two months, approaching Chicago grad
ually, in order not to be too much as
tonished.
He comes over here to get away from
Paris and curiosity, and cool off.
Hyacinthe's intent was evidently ex-
cellsut, but no has evidently made O
mistake in bis country. America 10 not
the proper place for q man to. cool off in
Father Hyscinthe stops at the Fifth
Avenue Hotel, in the same rooms which
were made illuitrious BY the habi.ation
of Wash McLane, during the Democratic
Convention of 1868.
Father Hyacinthe was called on yes.
terday by the Rev. Ireuaeus Prime, and
the Rev. John Cummins.
Prime fastened him for a long inter
view after dinner.
Father H~yaciuthe does not desire lee
ture engagements, nor will he attend
agricultural fairs.
Father Hyacinthe has consented,
however, to write a novel for the New
York Ledger, which will consume the
most Of his time In America.
Father Hysciuthe will 60 to Rome tc
attend tho Ecunenical.
Father Hyacintho deesn't speak Eng.
lish, but no speaks French very much.
Father Hyaeiuthe received a dispatch
per cable yesterday. 1t was as follows,
as reported:
FIR: Hyacinthe Cling. Ave. Hotel:-Ave1
vouz lie moutard de votre pere? ANS.
His reply has not transpired; but it il
expected to be equal to the emergency
Father Hyacinthe has received invita-
tons to preach in liz Broad Church
Unitarian, 250Old School Presbyterian,
3l2 New School do, 6s3 Congregational
90 Methodist, 63 Low Church Episco.
~palian, and 1900 Observation-Disclosures
churches. He will not accept all o
them.
Father Hyacinthe eats butter on his
bread on Tuesday.
To-day is Tuesday.
Therefore one may conceive Father
Hyacinthe is spreading butter on hi
bread at I o'clock this evening, making
duo allowance for the difference BE-
tween New York and Chicago time,
The difference between New York and
Chicago butter should also be taken
into consideration.
Father Hyaeiuthe is not called a Car
melite on account of his ionduess fol
Guuther's caramels. To speak can
didly, he never tried them.
But he Won't" leave Chicago without
taking some Of them to the loved ones
at home"
Father H%yacinthe, be assured, is IN
no such ssceIic way as that.
Father Hyscinths, by the way, is mo-
a Father-ouly Frers Hyacinths, which
means brother.
Frere Hyucinthe declines to bs
crowned as Pope by the New York
Herald.
Frere Hyaciuths is q nice man.
Frere Hyacinsho reads the Post.
How is that for Hyaeinthe 2-Chiedgt