Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-05-29
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELlAlR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

II will make more cures and in LEES Tune
than any remedy ever offered TO The aliI'ctcu'
I, cores chronic and iammatory Rheuna's~
M matter Of how long standing. II VIII cure
any and all cases Of ID plheria, IN rs most nlu.
Tcn.n, farms. in one day-we VIII warrant u
IN opo case # directions be strictly ioHoWeu' IL
.,,,os S;rk or Nervous Headache IN ~ minutes
! I, w;II cpre the Toothache in one minute. II
o,, pj u,isv ard Pneumonia, eliectuaiIy, ID
81 bop,s and frequently in halt the Tune IL
cn,eo Asthma and Bronct titus when all other
remcdies fail. 1t cures Dyspepsia, Palpl'atoh
s. tho Heart. Liver Complaint and lndIgeshoh'
IN less time and more permanently than any
o'h.r rene,y in the world. 1t has been used
snccess,ully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
~ ,,yo tcaspoonsful will efectually cure any
case If D,arrhoea or DySentery. II cures ordl
nary Coughs and Coles in one n'Gh'-ne|er
fails. 1t cures Neuralgia, this troublesome AMI
most painful Of all diseases permanently ana
effectualiy in TWO or three GPp!Icauons 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try II Tree
of charge. In Sore ani Weak Eyes It nevor
fails to eiTec, a cure in four or five application.
some Of Lese were Of 20 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. FOR
Burns, Scalds, SPrainS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds If is The hest remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that It Will cure any case
Scrofua, though he has never had an opporunl-
ty'ot testing ii, save IN ole case, chl'd years
old, which had been sorely afflicted for years
Fcur bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Gases Oh
Cholera Nor, us have been treated successfully
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are a great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie. Cramps, &c, which We think II IS no
necessary to mention in detail here. In conclu-
sion we wish 1t distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or Omnendng
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
arc fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest iam-
ily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family vii! be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. b. No person must expect one bottle to
cure a case Of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years StdHdlng-ihOugh IN many cases one
bottle will make an eaectual cure-but continue
the use Ct i. until a cure is effected which will
undoubtedly be the case.
70 Original Certificates are in our possess
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the stanton Nndcator.
~ Try Que Bottle Of the GTaa. American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell this cele5ra-
ted Anvdyne Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, S;auuton, W.
January 2, 1863. bm
e. For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
herds,own