The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-01-24
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Still life The whisky manufacturers. \
Required-The width Of . broad hint. tf3 n
The new back gsmmon-The Grecian bend t
The bent of the understanding instep. !
How to prevent ale from spelling Drink it. Z
The Uranium in four parts-The headquAr-
ters 44e
Who has ever been pushed by . shoulder Of
mutton
Curious, that hard shower should make
soft water. ii
Circumstances alter ses-particularly re-
dCced circumstances. II
The latest description Of drunken row 10 .
kerosene explosion"
az feel dreadfully cut up about it," - tho pig
said when ready for packing.
"rn make . man Of you," ~ the sculptor
said to the marble. -
Grant 10 no longer tanner, but . cabinet
maker.
Tho room mover advertised Sor rent-The
room for improvement. - ,
When doe. a hen IKE bort When she h..
/ . little brood.
"Do you enjoy good health, zacharyr Eyes,
to be sure; who doesp'tT
Tho extremes of lustre-The shine on your |
hat and boots. a |
The latest name for matrimony is "commit- |
ting twoicide."
Why is a philanthropist like an old horsef
Because he stops at the sound OF VICE.
Was there ever On individual unlucky enough
to be abused by the mouth of river.
Why cannot a medical man ever be wide
awaken Because he's always dosing
i Does q man consider o woman poem when
she's averse to hlm1 49,.
Il WHY is a small piece of bread preferable to
| a whole loaff Because it's a little morceau
The ladies are in earnest about getting their
rights. Many of them have got their "backs
up" - -.
A poultry Fiddler asks, "why is a hen i'm
mortal I" And answers, because her son
never SETS"
The first question that disturbed man was
, the woman question, and 1t bios 1air 10 DO 'ne
, last. ---4fssi .,sg,,iy, =
IL Miss Joy says she is glad she is not thing
of beauty" for she would not like to be " a Joy
: forever" s.-.4 sa-e ~ ~. i..r. as.as4
woman was recently arrested in Chicago
! for carrying a concealed weapon. 1t was her
r tongue.
n why should Ireland be the richest country
:. in the worldf Because its capital is always
: Dublin. <-g
4 The corrupt associations which prey upon
# the government called rings" probably
$ because there is no end to them.
Il Why is q son who objects to his mothers
n second marriage like an exhausted pedestrian
!. Because he can't go step-father.
r What is tho difference between a special con-
~ stable and a superanuated constablef The
"a former is sworn i'll and the latter is worn out
y Aauack doctor, on his death-bed, willed his
= property to lunatic asylum, giving as a rea
DONG ~
If 20 to the liberal class who patronized him.
g, Many persons complain that they canno
I. find words for their thoughts, when the rea
trouble is that they cannot find thoughts 10
=. their words. H.
~ Anew Haven tailor rejoices in . custome
"a who measures four feet seven inches arount
" the waist, and yet who, says the tailor, sho"
III less .caste than any other man in the city.
es "Ain't it wicked to rob dis chicken-ro
i'd Dick I" "Dat's great moral question, Gumbo
r. and dar amt no time to arguefy it now; ham
:" down anoder pullet."
az Anegro, undergoing examination as a wit
w ness when asked If his master was a Christian
ke promptly answered, emo, sab; he's membe
of Congress" o.
vo ~whose pigs those, my ladp MWhy
at they belong to that ERE big sow" No. , m ,
~ who's their mastcrT " why, tha1 htVie I'LL
NO he's O rare 'un to fight"
OF Our streets are graced with a number Q
hs Grecian benders. The ladies seem determine
te. to make it go, even if they have TO put ~ ID
er. hind them.
ut public speaker, in dealing with 1.-THE moo
ma ern physical degeneracy of women" exclaimed
tn 1--WE must take good care OF our grandmother
es. for we shall nerer get any more"
ed al dew declare SAL if you don't look purt
lat enuff to eat" "Weli, Solomon, amt eatin
re- rs fast as can 7" replied Sal, with her mout
- full.
ny Mr.. Henry Bergh, the President OF the Soc
IF ety for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amman
~ saya Mr. Bonner is the most humane horsema
tiS in the world, for his trotters are never peate
Sidney Smith said that certain person WI
hi. 40 fond of contradiction that he would thro
n ra nm the window in the middle of the night an
ar- Contradict the Waterman who was calling ii
nat hour. a f7-*- -,
ner A whimsical old bachelor sneeringly remarl
ide that love, like measles, is rather Jnyenfl
ian complaint. Who" he asks, " ever H , Va
Widowers dying from mixing Q broken hea
or- with sixpenny worth Of arsenicT ,,-
avs eff naughty girl should hurt yon," said
teacher to an
the .s1, yma,am y replied the young hopeful, 4"
led ss,slIj n,t catch herr
hur eo ;.l-.n the new sir
the have you o noS ThastarfeId to q strang