The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-03-29
LADIES'. column. !.
The field of flistation-Fair grounds.

f A Partisan bride spent SIS ,0OO'the
other day for pocket handkcrehiersgs'g a'
Mrs, Lincoln is said to be engaged in
writing memoirs Of her times. ''H"7' 'H8
Why is . kiss like ramon? Because,
it goes from mouth to mouth. "
The young lady who was driven to ,dis- i
traction had to walk back, T,.,,i......,
Can u miss be said toplay the piano in
n mastery manner +? J.e ~. .l-,,sl
Can a lady WHO scolds her husband be Is
said to be suffering from an attack Of iu- Il
Aamatiou Of the disposition? ..rs.sst.s',
a GAINESVILLE young lady requested q q
/ photographer to make picture look asif'isa.
was "writin' a, pome." /, so,- d, ,sbgi VI
Why should marriage be spoken of as Q
n tender tie, when it is so COMPOUNDED
tough that nothing but death car, cut it. :
The wonan's rights agitation has
yielded for the moment to the discussion
offspring bornets. na!f,i l.'al iasa2' !.
IN Kansas City. Missouri, few even
E'ings, since, u couple were married within
an hour Of their first mutual acquaintance.
Why arc ladies extravagant in clothes!
Because when they buy new dress they
wear it out on, the first dry. 3.''s s"' ~
doctor, what will cure the fever Of .
ilove?D Am ..!u iss ai la,A y
"Tho4 chill Of wcllock, my DEAR %
Why is a fast young lady like a steam
boat? Because she never goes ahead
without swell after her. ~ '7','' 'H' ~
The modern mode Of studying art
Looking into the face Of fashionable
woman. H .rF "sr Usr. H..
(. The State Of Alabama gives S., 1000 to
the widow Of each person who IS assassi-
mated in that State. Husbands are get.
ting anxious.
It is impossible to love where We cam
not esteem; and no woman can be es-
TENED by man Of sense, il she makes
herself agreeable i'll the eye Of fool.
Young men anxious to get rid Of their
wild oats will do we'll to get a sewing ma
chine. Those covered with calico are tho
best. '"' ="
Colfax says he will not 60 out to lec-,
turc any more. He having recently mar
ried, gets enough Of that sort Of thing at
Lome.,' y, "taA ..AF>f sd. ,ssrg
Here is concise but hopeful lovc.let-
ter, written BY Colorado miner:
Seven years is rather long to kort a gal,
but lie have you yit, Cate"
Lucy Stone once said :-"There is cot
ton in the cars Of man. and hope in the
bosom Of women" Lucy made mistake,
aud got the cotton in the wrong place.
Kentucky has "stern parienp who
keeps lis daughter clrnined 10 a log, in
order to prevent her marrying contrary ID
his wishes. c-Gi' 4.i u
"A Welsh proycrb-If a woman were as
quick with her feet as with her tongue,
she'd catch Lightning enough to kindlo
the FIRE i'll the morning: a-t.,,t,
Young girls like balls, young men like
bellies, brokers like bills, topcrs like
bowls, and cnidinals like bulls. BY
changing q vowel all tastes arc suited.
A young man who lasreccntly taken q /.
wife, says hc did not find it half 50 hard
to get married as he did to get the furui-
tire.
Nt'cy. 81 li.14 .sl.. .tj. 4. ..,,i
Jones is, a. strong believer in angels ii
it were not for thc,u he asks. what would
keep people from rolling ont Of bed when
they are fast asleep? 20 ~ Use ~
In Boston, a few days ago, q young
aud elegantly dressed wliite wolilatl was
arrested for walking arm-in.arm with a
buck Niger. Cruel officers can't you
let EN- huf peas. .s ,l .4..a6I
"A reckless Ercncl, writer declares that
French fc,uulcs become ugiier from gen
ratiou tqgenutl.on,, and that i'll tlily
gears there will hardly be pretty woi,uu
in all France.
A disturbed preacher icn,ark.d--.'If
That cross-eyed lady in the side aisle, with
red hair and h blue bonnet. don't 9stop
talking, J must point her cut to the ccn-
sregation." .. ,..,., .l.f.. .f.,t
Savannah, Georgia, has had female
Hnoch Arden ease Wife elnpcd-.r.
ported tcal--hustand married agaiu.
Wife number one returned and made
mess Of all. y t'D'
| A Southern exchange is oprosed to the
education Of women us surgeons. ltsays
that, SUPPOSE nhc were put under the Ill
Auencc OF chloroFornl by such doctor,
what is toprevunt the woman from kiss.
lug you? as Hwas da
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