Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-24
SHEET Misunderstanding.

SHEET Misunderstanding.
He who gives a trile meanly, 10
meaner than tho triHe.
A FARMER ont West recently killed
"Ths destroyer Of his pease." 1t was a
bug.
THE time TO buy IN overcoat-When
the fit is On you.
"TuE rich," said u jew, "eat v~enison
because it ish deer. I eat mutton be-
cause it ish sheep"
They vary the paternal blessing in
Sullivan County, Indiana. There it is
stake her and be id"
BUTCHERS would be tho best men to
arrest runaways; they know 80 well how
to secure one (skewer oue).
81 DON'T think indeed that you are
worry smart" mo indeed, wife, but
everybody knows I'm awfully shre~d."
"You look rs though you were be-
side YOURSELF" as the wag said to a flop
who happened to be standing BY a
donkey.
The sad news comes from Whashing-
ton thatthe "fand for the travelling COM
mittees of Congress has been ex-
haustsd," and the congressional frolics
must cease.
In the late frsshet, tho postmaster at
Norway, Me-, dashed the postoflcs to a
large elm, but the flood csmo and broke
the rope, and landed his Office in the
town Of Hanover.
JOHN VIM of Ellsworth, Minnesota,
los. n leg by having it crushed in a
threshing machine the other day. The
leg happened to be Of wood, and John
can repair the damages.
PARsoS BRowSLow o~bstinately refuses
to die to lot johnson into tho Senate.
Brownlow is on his way to Washington,
and said to be in better health than he
has enjoyed for q long time.
An Erie cook, by mistake, poured old
rye instead of vinegar over the onions.
The haryesters relished the dish very
much, and tho old deacon was made
very drunk.
"CAy you tell me how old the devil
ISL" asked m irreverent fellow Of a cler-
gyman. "My friend, you must keep your
own family record" was the reply.
IT is stated that at a recent election in
Iowa there were not ten 'straight tick.
ets' cast by members Of either party in
Dubuque.
DR.. Oliver Wendell Holmes says: ~
don't believe much in literary doctors.
l would not have one that was in the
habit of ~scribbling verse or stories, or
anything of the kind"
The Tuskeges (Ala) MWs says that
" Henry, the barber on whom many of
our young wells depend for their good
looks, is still drunk. When he sobers
up We shall o the fact"
AJoLLy farmer returning home in his
wagon, after delivering q load Of pro-
duco, is a more certain sign of national
prosperity than a nabob riding 10 his
carriage to the opera or theatre.
THE following slAnderous paragraph
goes uurebuked: ga wag has invented
a new telegraph. He proposes to place
q line of women fifty steps apart, and
eommi. tho news 10 tue nrst OF tnsm rs
u secret"
The result Of orer.eating is tigbtne,s
in tho boots. The exact reverse fol-
lows upon over drinking. The tight
nesi flies from the feet to the head, but
not with heeling in its wings.
THREE bachelors in nu inland town
played n novel game Of cards the othsr
day. The loser was to marry during
the year, or to support the other two
bachelors for the following year.
A roLL-aArR keeper in England was
brought before a magistrate for cruelty
to his daughter. The trouble arose
from a discovery that the girl, who was
left in charge, used TO allow
her sweetheart, n young butcher, to
drive his wagon through free. Alasl
"She never TOLD bor love-"