The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-05-02
wrr AND WISDOM.

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aat contradictions Self denial.
:, events-the spring freshets.
~, a,eI,tful hospitality -entertaining an
idea. 80, lilo n coword9 Itl
runs. $50 ..s ~. n a. t,,e baod
- &c strong as it will I, ss5atsst 9TsG
sgSot sbould a Clergyman preach about
.tort n quarter of an honr. aHSs s9 A-
AUVa so,nt that always makes the figure
A ,cOtho Tbss7-5 sAas,i+ lsa- lcE s7i3t
less-discount. ~ So, - s3t1, n
Women need them.
" V.av an eoc that is " hardly done" be said
- he ndone hard ~ sst bsss ~ Boy ~ Z
Jf the doctor orders bark, mas NOT me
natient right to growl f41et's p ses ~
WHY is palm tree like chronology o1s 7
peeanse it furnishes dates.
yyhv is the letter s'a'' like twelve o'elockf
pscanse it's the middle of the day. tssa
WHY is n wise man like spinfa Because
hs has got a head andacomes to the point.
The geological character of the rock ON
-rh;ch drunkards split is said to be quarts.
a country dentist advertises that. he
usna,es no pains" to render bis operations
satisfactory. p 5 -~. -
a4 man can't help what is done behind
b;s fhck,n as the scamp said when ne was
kicked out OF doors.
what is the difference between q DIX
maid and swallow One skins the milk
and the other the water.
A law fellow, lying, down on the grass,
said, a'0h, how l 90 WISH In ma, It's Us
called work, and we'll paid for !'az@a
al have turned many. womans head,
renlied Talleyrand, "away from you. :.
The husband who 1devoured his wife
iii, k;sses.n found afterward that she dis
agreed with him. saaa '" E,
A sanpuine and poetic Imagination is
Jones,s stronghold; that is to say, castle
Building is his forte. e.L
An editor says that when he was in prison
for libeline a Justice of the peace, he was
requested by the jailer to give the prison
aputf.D i.1 ta
WHY will young fellows be such fools al
to give Young ladies locks of their hail
when, after marriage, they will help them
selves. ne
F. mYou have been in Canton, haven't yer
Dick 9,1 "Yes.n "Well, can yon speal
China Z" eyes, little; that is, / speal
broken China" !~
An old bachelor seeing the words, "fami
lies supplied over the door of shop
stepped in and said he would take wifi
and two children.
The following "noticen is posted on
fence in a London suburb: Whoever
found trespassing on these grounds will b
shot and prosecuted" fg-
The son of a Western clergyman excuses
>himself for pack of cards which fell fror
hispocket during his valedictory, by sayin
he hadon his fathers coat.
A physician boosted at dinner that
cured his own>hams, when one of his guest
remarked, doctor, I would sooner b
your ham than your Ratient.nzc El1gls 3
A writer, dwelling upon the importanc
of small things, says that NE always take
"note even of straw Especially, pei
haps, if there is a sherry cobbler at the en-
of it.
Jones complained of bad smell abor
the Postoffice, and asked Brown what
could be 2 Brown did not know, but sul
gested that it might be caused by the "dea
letters"
A letter writer, describing a recent bal
says that the feature which made the deeI
est impression on him was the unusu!
number of very plump women foamin
over the tips of their dresses"
An enraptured writer inquiries, "Wh;
is there under heaven more humanizing o
If we may use the term, more than fiji
black eye in lovely woman ~ Two blaC
eyes; Is inc only answer thought OF
-PFefeHt.
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