Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-06
DR.. French's
AN0DYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

Il will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
II cures chronic and 6ammatory rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. 1t will cure
any aud all cases Of ptheria, in its most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant it
in any case if directions he strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
II will cure the Toothache in one minute. 1t
cur pl uriSy ard Pneumonia, eliectually, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. It
cures Asthma and Bronct itus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia. Palpitauon
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other renee in the world. 1t has been used
successfully m several cases OF Paralysis. One
or lwo teaspoonsfui will ehectually cure any
case Of Darrhoea or Dysentery. 1t cures ordi
nary Coughs and Coles in one night-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome an
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
efiectuay in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try ii free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it nevor
fails to effect cure in four or FIVE applications
some Of II ese were of 20 and 25 years stand
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, Sprains, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases OF that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied tha, it will cure any case
Scrofula, though be has never had an opporiuni-
ty'of testing it, save in ore case, child years
old. which had been sorely afflicted for . years
Feur bottles were used internally and externally
ha raSnlt Of
Cholera Morbus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think it is no
pecessary to mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have refrained from saying or recomne ending
this celebrated Anodyue Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared TO prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam.
ily medicine ever presented to the people and
tha, no family will be without it as soon as its
virtues are known.
N.B.-No person must expec. one bottle 10
cure case of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years standing-though IN many cases one
bottle will make an effectual cure-bu, continue
the use of it until a cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
01- Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
uanen,ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Staun,on Vindicator.
nT Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States 10 sell this ceehra-
ted Anudyne Elixir Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton. Va.
January 3, 1863. om
&s- For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
herdsiown.