, 1869-02-26

saical Good Ttmp1a1s' Society refured to grant his
application 10. admission. lie easd II ht wAs too
low 10 Join Temperance society he was not at fos
apytbi1E.
Tho Er,tcops1 church edlncc In whitewater,
Wseo1 sin, val destl cd By tc. On tho 10Th inss
The organ, bell, carpets, Communion service,
etc. were new. Nolhlto WAS savsd. Tbs total
1ots was 70 .0e0. on which thrro Is no insurance.
new chn1ch Will be built OF brick.
The London Eapinttr Indicates the imposs!b!l-
tty Of tnnrtltng OF bridging tho English Cnanncl'
and proposes iasl titan noa's. "to b: 1.0to lc6t
long md 100 feet wide, double cpdcKe, and cach
propelled BY Tour screws." These. it thitks,
could mako a epeed Of twenty -hve miles an houF.
TITO blithe*omo ma{dcns of Do"ucy, Iowa,
'has1t 6 discovered that The breath Of heit bcanx
Was continually tceLted With ctoEcs and coffee
grsln., made up pursc, purchased all the - tan
gle leg in the little village, and had jub!lstion
over the process of knocking IN the hunGa aud
flowing the ttree ets With the condemned liquor.
The mysterious inscription On p!ghton Rock :,
Nase., is gradually disappearing by action Of the
Ice upon i.s surface. The solu.on Of the lnscsip"
tion has caused much speculative inquiry. Two
learned Danish professors dcclhsed 1t TO be IN the
Ruric ctafscter, and 10 read "on this spot
landed 1horLfenn With one hundred aud thirty
ere men Various d1a.ings hage been made Vi
the rock and .ts Inscription, from taAt Of lCottoo
Maiher 10 the present day, al OF them differing In
eeeentlal particulars :; but last summer suecese-
ful attempt was uade to photograph the rock with
large rlatc, we'll as steteoseopIc tizc aad tho
inscription may now be critically examined BY
the antiquarian.
4 man in Now orlears took out IN accident
insurance policy before startirg On journey, and
happcrcd to be killed BY sait.oad accident.
The widow, armed With the newspaper report in
which hi7 name was mentioned among the ktllad,
presented herself at the Office Of the company
but was informed that more definite procS would
be rcceseary. "Why, Of coursc, he's dead, said
the bereared lady, .'That IL possible" said The
polite ofaeisl. - and my dear madam. an vc:y
sorsy for H." "Ye'r sorry, arc you, sorry I" - o.
couree am; sincerely sympashtzH With Jou II
your bereAyment." - Yes" exclaimed the exritei
ard bercascd lady; "that's alwA1s The Why will
| yon meI; Jon are mighty polite about every
| thing else, but Whencgtr WOMAN gets cearce
| to make little morcy, yon'ro only torry." Ant
| the Indignant lady left tho room In search Of id
| ditiouAl ptcof.
Alta Parl. theatre, one night, the leading sta
| OF the piace-a young lady who played all tb
principal chAr4c'ers-atter her last eccoe, saw
modest two-sou bouquet Of ylulots fal at her feet
She had the gentle tact 10 take II up gractoaal,
and for several successive evenings etmllat int
| butte was OF. rcd her. On inquiry. she icarne
| that this CALAMITY cane nom boy Of fourteen
| m assiduuus frcqucntcf Of the upper gallery, VIII
had squeezed the price Of bis offerings out OF bt
very small saytngs. Tho dctrict. ktnd-hcastc
gill, was touched BY the affection OF her mods
adt rer. and got one Of tho fgarants 10 hunt htE
ont and bring him to her. The cnamosed yout
was standing behind the sccrcs when the lady {
bis tream clmc OF tho etugc. With cry b
threw hinacif upon her, much 10 tho astonltt
ment of the b5stanlcrt. Was be madt No; Il
had secn tongue Of flame crecplnK round til
gauxc tobcB OF tic actrcse. md was trying viii
all his might to put out the f1c. lie succeeded
well that TIT girl cstapcd uuhust, but The cou
arcous 3uu b was conveyed to the nearest hosp
| tai. feHtlutly buried.