Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1869-10-07
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be- allos 81 10 ship bir w'itr
Many lsdia- sho pr' ls-- "a sn'LaA-
a.,,c ioy. Of nature. 80 IA tLsif pariors -
- expecting her 80 make call
w. 70 up the hill - life like boy
With bi- lid after him. anf y" down IL
like by with bis si.d under biH,
An aspiring novelist IA Maine do
-crib..- an isr.r,-s'iny par - twins, one
five aud the othsr -iH y'.ar- Old.
"A little boy out Wet vas s-ked n be
knew where liars went. aDd aD.--s~d -
-tbsy went 10 New York - write TO- the
papers.
Al. Iri.hmsn complain.d b. hi- phv-
-ician that he stuffed d m - much with
drugs that be va sick for ling uns
after he got we'll.
"A B,,-ion chemist a3vertis.- thus:
..Tb. yentlemau who l.if hts -t,mseh Tor
analy-l-. Will pi+a,. c,ll aud get u, TO-
getber with ia" re-ults.
-Scsnd.l- Of the Stowe sort are rife
and now up turn chap on W'-t Who
cIain- ~ be a son OF Anna Dickinson by
her first wife.
"A philo-opher IN Trey says no msn
abl. 10 w4ik en- b- drunk. b-rau-s when
a man j. drunk. b.. ias- dogn aud f-Sis
upward for ground
-"I,,- stys Az lri-h spothecarv. you
find three ium hl.-r- ."f ~tl-s pnn"h dis-
agree with you over night. d'.n't iass
en- ril ihr mkt day, apd thcn leave ..m
IF -ntirsly'
An i'litsrs'. clrrgA ia IA One preach
..d trim 1926 .di.idIng hi- ei-saoHrss
Iur" rhr.-- p-r.-: First. -k1u-w.'rm- -sc-
ond, what th..y d.,n. aud ,bird. what tbe
m.n seen after he VS. 'at up.
"A pedsgague va abaut =" d 4 a pu-
pil f.r ,liinz uiu, = ted. ~h-ii the y
crI.d ont. o.. .I,n't / <tl.'t e.li N"u o
any nore-I never wliI ~ what ia
again.
SIR Waiter Scott. ia .Ils of hi- n"vela.
aiv.- .-xpr.---ipn to ti'f hsi2bt 81 - Hi n
lauder h.ppiu.--- --'-r a,anfy- b.s-p,ps
pl.,-r- a--.-iDhl.-i t,g.-fner In .n.u
r"om. -iI l'lsyrns at ti'~ -a"'e time d'far-
sut tun.-
You hAv. lot some 81 YOUR 'risnd.,
-..." -.id = irav. Ter ts b, us-.,rp vifum tie
had mt. ~ ft- ios8. 'l-,. I8,--."
W. it near rr di-tsHt r.l-'iv-g =
We'll. purity distant. 'ttsat 'hIr'y four
rnile-"
" Shut yot- ey..- au3 ll-'en NIT me-"
said Uncl.. Van iI.-pd.,. - va. Do tr-t
ni chr nJ-.u- -f.,r.. l raun'- ne m"ni-..
aud find- him nIK rigtr. ! o..unr. .Irs
aud d-re h- tr.-.. dnli-r gon... aud s.t drss
y.r INK I Dos drh r can't say
w, did not orunt bifn -ny n,,rs. and
h, ,.ne ont -hn-r ri.,br ..v.-r -in~e-
D. you he'i-ye In the sppe,rauoe of
-pirii-. iath.-r = ,-k.-i - rather f--' y..ung
msn "f hi- inauig-nt lire Sn. T"rn,
hur | b.l'.y.- iu their 1i-splear .nn-. since
| mis-.-i my hsttl. 81 y urhsn last S1ht,
replied the cd eentirmau.
The following version # an ancient
dit'y j. circulating ~ means Of fiIIng
Wander biit in the juvenile mind:
"Tn'- j. The a tnar bars AVE 'orn.
Ths' IN .sried b. nai at-fr orr.
Ina. ok the Wal -'r - ba bv -ha hnrS.
IhG TO sd LIN Pi-f. mt rri.d ban Drew.
Tbs i"o-ed the r.' ;ia' - le tie -foct
That lag in trs h,us- Tia vsna-I-bi- ="
The editor of the N-r'd.n C.spo,
Recorder r-c.ived a fhrs-hing from the
hands of an ir,,- individual recently. snd
the shock 20 fl. rird III afar.--sid EDITOR
ih-t he immediately commenced wiring
poetry.
Why dou'tyon limit youp-elf - said
"A ibssirIan - ~ iu'. "a. pirate per-on.
-. down Il stake q ~ yan wilt 20 80 Tar
and u" further" Il d. re,li-d the
other ''but | st IL 80 far eff that / nj
ways grt drunk before | get 80 it"
"A mrnih.r OF the lrish parliam-nt
boa>iing of his attachment to IN. jury
sys'.-m-"Mr Speak-r.' Aaii ha. with
tri4l by jury | have lived. and. by the
hl.---iug "f God. with trial rs jlry | will
dier What = rtid Curran, ia "a stage
whisper, do you mean 20 be hanged,
Jack r
A Yankee wager-d a Datehrn.n that
he could swallow him. TIE Du-ehmAn
lay down upon a ho4Il. aid the Ysnkss
If hi- toe severely. Tue victim, scr-sm-d
with pain, ani t.iid him - stop. why,
ye 'tarnal io,I.' cried Jonathan. we
don't ,hind I'm going fdS wallow ye hull.
do ye