The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-12-11

cats Gnerc Tor SACRAMENTO. His friends
cannot assign any reason watever for his
absence, unless he has been foully dealt
with for che purpose of robbery. He is
an.exemplary young man, is the owner of
oO ncres.eof land, and was preparing to
commence the years farming when he
went of.
JNFoRTUNArE AT THE INSANE AsY-
LUM.-The San Jose Mercury, of late
date says: Two hundred and fifteen
persons were brought before the Com
lnissioners of Lunacy in San Francisco,
during the year ending Oct. 31st for ex-
animation Of the number 100 were
sent to the Insane Asylum at Stockton,
s were sent toSthe Aims House, Z were
sent to1the House or the Inebriate, and
3 were discharged. Of the females 80
were married and Is single; males,
married, 50; single, lis. Forty-two of
the women were of foreign birth, and
six were. American. One hundred of
the males were foreign, and forty-four
American. One Chinaman believed that
he had turned to be an Irishman and had
sole command of the Irish troops, while
an Irishman believed that he had turned
to. be Chinese priest.
SEvE0 WONDERS OF 4 MARRIED
MANI. Not going to sleep after tea,
when alone with his dear wife.
2. Never going anywhere in the even
ing, excepting to Bowling Saloons for
necessary exercise.
3. Always being good-tempered
on finding his clean shirt minus a but
ton.
4. Never wreaking his vengeance on
the fire, or charitably sending the whole
family of cooks to-if the dinner is not
ready to a minute.
s.. Never finding fault with his st dear
little wifey" though the bills from
Stewards and Beck's are double the
amount eapsefed.EA ssMza5EA
g.. Not :" wondering" every week how
the expenses of a small family can posi-
bly, run away with so much money
TT Resigning himself cheerfully,
henNasked to try and pacify the squal-
ling precious dearo-and insisting upon
the servants sitting up, sooner than
take the latch-key with him-marvelous
man! z...
The following are few of the many
singularly directed letters which pass
through the New York post office, and
which betray ignorance and culpable care
lessness g Mister Makarti, care of Mis-
ter Muldoon, forninst the Protestant
Church,x New !, York" Miss Marian
Elish Pfunket, Pigun hill postoffs, neer
the river Arkansar." sJames Prince,
Esq, Californian !. Henry G. Everzer.
treasurer of the Excelsior baseball club,
Illinois" IN. Guillaume Favie, Rue
de Ffemont,y Vile de Cassillanas, des
Etats Unis, Nord aAmerique." q Bill
Clements, at Cross roads, Burbon Kounti
Kintuky." i" Heinrich Won Schappen
sitmik~ aEpensil. Secretary of the
Insurance Company, Philadelphia e Tc
the Hon. Rev. Mr. Nasby, care of Mr.
Bascom, at the Corners, Centuky.' .
g Charles Kannerschmidtz- the board
ing house on Carroll ST, Richmond y
6 Mikul Kelly, hodsman, SiEsiati." s'Mr
Edgar Smith mo city or State given)
$40 the member of Congress from
Many years ago there lived in ar
Andalusian town German toy maker
who had charming daughter Thi:
Young maiden was famous for her beauty
and virtue, both of which, attracted the
attention, and eventually won The love o.
the ypungx sonsAofa the Count Montijo
She met his advances with the cry
e Marriage before love- His affection
for her was an honest one, and, ..in spit,
ef. his sfhEher' 8 obstinate REFUSAL he mar
ried her The old Count. refused thu
young pair any assistance, SO that theil
sufferings promised to be very great
Butthe eldest brpthessvof the yeuns
husband dying, the old Count had bu
the predigL child,Whom he took bacl
to his heart and purse. This Counties
Of MQntijo was the mother q. fEugenl
0fEranee. ~ sxnss~ ess s* .2Ess Hsss
y a. Villain named Hoyey, claiming to b,
very rich and minister of the Baptis
Church, recently married his ninth wif'
in Missouri, on the strength OF which h'
botfdie ,t3eF drealk Il Ahei
confessed to his last victim that he hat
eight.other wives and intended to hav'
another before the month was out. O
eazsHbB sEast Nifs HIt shfni p,fnedi
afely, and the officers are now on hi
tracka sasazsa ssssss $50 IL ..za. .ae siass
Europe reports poor hop crop thi
scas5n5 J&ia i to uf1fayorable weather ant
insect raids.