The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-12-11
Variety.

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Paper euffs--ncwspapcr attacks.
The aoating popuIation-sailors.
hand-to-hand afEair-mlrriage.
The oldest cup record-hic-cup-
legal conveyanee-the police van
. superior corn extractor-the crow.
The child OF the sea-the harbor buoy.
I Il is fitting that limbs Of the law be clothed in
eeches Of promise.
!" A play upon words" said boy who was
bag Webster for - foot ball
Cons. in out Of the wetl'' said the shark,
ben he swallowed the boy.
Flattery. the current commodity of the world
which fashion lives and thrives, Is Mt most q
y in It's best clothes.
Tenne--ee still boasts Of its fresh meat showers
e next rain will probably bring cream from the
llky Way.
a little boy out west was asked If he knew
erc liars went, and answered yes-they went
New York to write for the papers.
Somebody in describing beautiful lady, says
h'es = n liuee that painter might dwell upon
ther broad face that.
Ladies are like watches-pretty enough TO look
8--weet laces and delicate hands but somewhat
calt To '' regulate after they set a-.ssoing.
\ wag. speaking Of the eInbarkation Of troops,
Il; - Notwithstanding many Ut them leave
Pomiug wives behind, they 60 away in trans
"a"
.eaveuworth claims to be 50 healthy that when
lately became necessary To inaugurate the new
hSeyar'i "a they had toshoot man ON purpose -
Mrs. Plrtiugton says her minister, n Methodist,
k<srv I..rl
ri'er, then as u locust preacher, and last rs
exhaustcr.'
Slender party (who Is not very COMFORTABLY
hesc street-elrs ought to charge by weight"
ut party (sharplyl - All If they did, they
ald never stop to pick you up"
Fome things come by odd names. The most
rommon quality in nature IL styled - common
se, paper half mile long - n brief :" and
'elaneholy ditty, devoid OF sense or meaning, is
glee.''
'o'eridge, at one Of the Bristol lectures, when
audience showed some signs Of Ofdisapprobariou.
. am not at all surprised that when the
not preIudlees OF aristocracy are quickly
ngrd int0 the cuol element OF reason, they
uid 90 OF with hiss
ftLr FoR THE Tmor.-An exchange s,v- /:
these days when Diseases Of the throat prs-
and particularly dry, hacking cough,
ich - mt only distressing To ourselves but 10
~e with whom we are brought into business
taet, those thus afflicted may be benefited bv
my The tollowIng remedy. Last Fall we were
ueed to try what virtues there was in common
We eommeneed by using il three times n
morning, noon, and night We dissolved !,
tablespoonful OF common salt in about L,Is
'moier full OF cold water, and with tIis ,vs
S'eG the throat most etfectually, Just before
- time. The result has been that durin1 the
'sr we We're not only free from the 1snaI
-" "nu eoTls 10 which, rs far as memory or
~ We nave always been subject, but the drv
Nns eougn mas entirely disappeared. We AZ
n n's u ensireiy TO the salt gargie, and do most
sr.. aGson'uieha -. u I'd those OF our readers
ife SUBJECT 10 diseases Of the throat
a.. .. EArkAVAG,Sr.-lf the poor-bouse
IsfrOrs ior you, never buy what von
'e'ore you pay three cents for n iew-barn mn
in whether you don't make lust as
-. - noise oy whistling, for which nature
tis machinery. And before vo,, No,
e'at, young man, find out whether Won,
1se would not be just as glad 10 see voy, -
.at would cost half the monev IL -
uoe' ies ner crack her own haxlenut. and
her own clothes u'7 anu
men you see man spending tw, -
-, week foolishly, the chances arc Sc, -,
sL i've long enough to know how ,n.n1
E are IA dollar, and il he don,t ne,
ox " 'epueath that privilege to his
nen man asks you to buy that s,- ,vh;.,
nave no use, no matter how chean !, :.
yes until yOr are sure that sor,s on,
wants it in advance. "e One
"uey oarns IN some folks pockets and ,,.L.
oig hole that everything chat Il n.,, =,
'nrough, past finding. P1' ~