Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-06-11
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
LONG DIVISIONAL divorce.

LoNo DIvtsroN-A divorce
NoTR for dul, nconle- "a ah,rn
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hin, nv" ~ manu- cic"h sweep WASH
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,oaoa,.I rh n'an a' 'uo wheel -lhe Veloci'
p0u's'i'Sn'
GALLorINd CoNsuMpTloN-Eating at a
rallroau stapon.
WHAT part of the gun Is ft for wearing
apparclS The brcech is.
WHAT Ia the difference botwoer l,t,,o
boy and potatoy One prowsto hc eaten
and the other is b.eaten 10 grow
Two Lorrsv,t1n nolic.non tbo o,,or
evening i,iod for sn,p poooIou ,;,,o ht .no osnor
fully, to induce cast.iron dog To take moi.
soned meat
THE sipnboard oF ,avern noar s,r..
bourr. France hrars tn" collowinS, ,sorI',
tion "Stronv beer and vine of th" are,
quality. Customers drinking more than
twelve glasses will be sent home in a cab
free of CHARGE in case thev arc rnabIo tn
walk"
A NEVADA miner recently sent on East
| for his family, and, when he met them. The
other day, his wife could not recognizes
him until he had shaved. and bribes of
sugar pums alone reconoiied his cbiIdren
to calling him papa.
AMAN wss tried sor,o ,;r,o hail, TO-
stealing several clocks Tho deSenso sot sot
up for him by the learned gentlemen who
appeared for him was this "That after
the prisoner had taken the clocks 10 his
own house, he nut EN- all back - THE
jury didn't see i'll
AMAN whose cbaracter vas oono;doroh,n
below par, in talkinS the "tbar dav Svi,S SS
BrookIyn clergvman wbo ia no,a1 tor %.'h hia q
wit, said, 0I'ye ALWAYS s,r,yer hapd I'o to
preserve NV reputationn aYes ~ndor,
stand Won have alwavs oxnsnded 49, tn,
much time and main on tri6esS Vas tbo
renIv % '''' ""u pam on 'iines' was 'ne
r., ,,, ~ o.,o,. .o,
pinhn~j u sU vololeu pe1qIer IN
tr"n,s an huSu uss LacSet lou uls-
80, u muie IeienooIhoou Came
LIN ,ro AnoSue. !" w ooioreu lnuiVluuai IN door,
NAY lou Kun near me, Kin you
. T neas you l KIN near you a mile"
lanA you lor oatl Use houerin TO be
"'"'u va 'Oe%
A French lady returning from Havana
| carried with her little negro boy, for
whom che very tenderly cared. One day
Bamboula said to his mistress: "Papa
told me when l was big l must kill you
and carry him all your money. I'm going
70 XII you, but shant 80 back to him,
ior ne would take all the money away"
oanoouia Is on MS way nome.
LITTLE FREDDY who through parental
indulgence, has grown into the easy po.
sltion of household tyrant, but is, never
theless, constrained to hold to the use of
such polite forms of filial ciyility as
Yes, sir" and "No, sir" recently came
to the break fast table with clouded brow
and general air of discontent "Haye
some butter, Freddy ?" asked his father.
mo" was the sharp reply. "No what ~
asked the father with some emphasis.
+" No butter" answered the unyi Gliding
Fred.
AT . recent sabbath School concert, the
Itu,uSnoe 2ISa O,uSe oi pep'lsm WAS administered
49,, ~ ~ su sh III onarge expressed grSll'
uoS','n Si ''es sno ooSAsioh onered hlm SO
epUVI M VPpoI'unl'y 10 explain 10 the
Sai'uIeu p,i 'So nature Oh the service
HD, way ot Illustration, ne said; In
Slu aesauent umes, blood was OF
l'' 49, 10 % gu a'ohInB saorlnoel nenoe II was
sP'Aun y. as puItner out what Is used
20 an elenehs OF purity now'a'days-
MnAl elcmene conveys tue Idea OF perfect
,ia'i .Leai'i'usSs S "a. moments silence, and
.neh 1oAen niue voices squeaked out
soap
A FRw days ago, while Judge Barker
was presiding over the Supreme Court al
Lockport N. Y, q juryman was absent
from from his seat all the Others being occu'
pied, A dog, looking for the master, very