The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1850-1873, 1869-10-15

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> =. chAhI ncn .1sute IN INC "aSnl"s 'on
Lie INSURANCE. Oompsny
SMALL wees INDUCED, are nttle tnieVes
IT is said-ironically, perhaps-that |
aRx moderate IN an tb;nos |" "A the Inv |
said tn his schoolmaster When whining
him. IS. -
aTuv vovn.r crost;o,, ~ WHIT .baI,
go. Co. fail horrssS m. ,,,.r s- -.,,es
t;o,, Where shaii 80 ,,,o,,ar e,, dh
20 ,,a,, for Il = eS' ---' ,'e-
~p"y ~
BOSTON mas Pniianthropist VINO vislss
me IN p.ls9sn;s. eau ne 70 prisoner, Moss
yoGn nosh; rI M 4 VI. aans h wa
W S,,,,,,s..n =, ~ ~. - ~ 1870
LIS I hut H., 1as 49, sne par ,s
t s.. !, -. 81, ~ x ny" wv 4'le
nao so"0 ~, 'inoo TUG ""..
THOMAS fILLEBRowN mas been clerk
IN the navy department IN washington
tor inc last nity-one years; ana strange
n ,aos - =, ' no, - ' .r G;.1 no
naS no " snS T I SASts onS'
Will ~. ho Iost ann. LIZ Dios f $500 ~ VIZ
T.oin o 'A'' '"'Aon '. e'''e.''
N
| READ wnat rev. Afchibaid alexander,
u. u, says: IL has been for many
| years q COMFORT 10 me tnat my
iamny VIII nave the dement, OF annu-
ties at my decease; and though, on
account OF my protracted NE the tuna
! Will DC great gamer by me, yet 90 not
regret that, as the gam belongs toa DeneV-
oient institution. insure IN the Washing
ION Lie. .-.-s
FIND Iaeis only Wnen you must' anu
aiter the oHense. Inc blamed are less IN,
cnned 10 resist Wnen tney are cnlusu
Mitnou. mis1ess :.S anu sIe aceuseu 80 my .hy
s ~ ~I.h snS a.;o;n ~ q e, r1
a;.oJ s w. a1. ;r,a A =" ,ns.; :me -
STOP your crying, said an enrageu
father to his son, VINO had Kept up an IN
toleraDie yen ior the last nve minutes.
stop, say DO you hear! again re-
peated the iatner, aiser lew mlnutes,
the boy sun crying. iou uon suppos,v;
can cnoke Oh In mlnute' 90 you
cnlmeo In the hopeiui ulchih
CHILDREN are mqusitive nttie Doues'
for instance: nat docs cieave, mean,
pa! IL means 10 unlte togetner. DoeS
John unite WOOD when ne cieaVes IL
hem wen, II means 70 separate, wen,
pa, does man separate IRON MS vic
when he cieaves 70 her lien, mem !;
don't ask SO many 1oollsn questions,
child"
A WAC, having dispute wan man
VINO hep' sa aus; sso s1uu . LYING I.n MN ho
. aaeora '1 o,,sto wr y,;tI, an
was serving seveIai Iussollel Mitu an
lianelSe ue sh oas, n w'n NJ MT hS
PoSl.u on sno Souh n coy Sn ,a..io
: hlahes 70, as YOU ousy n.y. S; ~"
announcer tine, anu NC was On IL oo =" VIII sa1
mug. Inc Ing Suetom' asnas, S poh; AZ.
"weu nin'' ieasihs 'noi. '"u'1so' Dcnine'
OLD John Berry tnat USED 10 i've up
Lake Cnampialn nkeo 10 tel org s.ory.
One evening, si'tlns ~ 'ne xaha X ss; ;ie,
ne saio ne once ulove noise .: nlles
IN one uay on the ice, M.en INC Ice Mas
SO INN lIat Tue waIel sP,l'eu up 'Iloust J,
tne noieS cut !n[ougn IL ~ .ne norse
corks. One Oh the pyslanuers leilalAe e9
!nat seceh.y,e"9 mics Was paes'y guT.
qrive toI one uay. Us s.s,u nn''o
. 'onh' "as ~ .'''' 'ons ""s ~ o1"I.
. AN excellent Suggestion is made py an
English druggist IN relation 10 the Gus
pensing OF poisonous substances. ne pro
poses that, IN additlon 10 the woro pol
son: .ne iaoeis snouru Law i ant;dot -.
snell Iaalins she apptopi, Io,tio u oo,,1
) 10! each class VI po:so9s .. uos.ie ouh,
,anS n LIZA " - ~, 49, m INV
nave VI. hs lapel; oisIh ~ ."A LII ~
? accueh'' sNI yHnAeu WIFE VII; ma..J Sna y
. OF soap, or whi."g, VI oelnnS soiapns
TIE Titusvlie (Pa.) Herald has the 1oi.
: lowing concerning some recent marriages
IN that place: IL Is somewhat remarKa
|, bic, first, that four weddings tooK place
! during the past week; second, tnat Inc 10.
! four gentlemen were all merchants OF II
tusville; third, that they did business on
the same street, io9fth 'nat 'ney occupie ~
Ine same piock . .I. INA. sney WIZ a.
, Wiuowers' slA'n, .tas Ia enT "sSi's"''
q they nave Aao 'nh 'eon "i'o
\ The following IS an actual translation
made by an Engilshman, In the diaiec'
\ spoken by the Chinese In their intercourse
4 with foreigners, OF the 1amlliar address
q My name Is NorVsi; on the Urampian
hills my father feeds his mock MY
name b,long Norval; Top side hehiam
phlan hull my father CHOW CHOW ne shcep.
f And, OF A frugal swami whose constant
care IS 10 increase ms store, tne iollow
ing Is MADE: My 1atner very smai
heartee man; 100 much Ike that preci'
|, dolla.
d WHEN Isaac Hopper, member of The
n Society of Friends met boy with dirty
n face or hands, he would stop him, and in
c quire if he ever studied chemistry. Tit
k boy, with wondering stare, would answer
y "No." swell, then, will teach thee how
II to perform curious chemical expert
It ment," said Friend Hopper. "Go h,me
n take piece of soap, put it in water, ant
II rub 1t brlskiy on thy hands ana iace
Ihou mast no nea what peautli9i Irotl
le 1t VIII MAKE and now much winter Tn,
II SKIN VIII De. Inats chem,cal eAperl
ment. adVlse tnee 10 Try IT,
THE Trustees of the Avondale relic
fund have adopted plan for the distrlbu
ton of the funds that reach them. Th
plan of distribution for the first year is
D follows: Each widow to be paid the sun
es of $500 in equal monthly payments. Fac
ne male orphan child under Ia years, an
1 each female orphan child under 10 year;
L shall be paid for the same period $lOO, Il
er the same manner. Children over the age
e, mentioned will be paid in full sum no
n exceeding $500. Five thousand dollar
'g was voted to meet special cases not EN-
'r braced in the foregoing: These provision
'r are made for aid and relief till the LIST da
n of October, 1870, and will absorb all bu
he $4,000. The remainder OF the fund is t
er be carefully invested in good securities
Mt that can be converted into cash when re
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