Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-03-20
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

Il will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 lhe siillcted
Il cures chronic aud fdmmatory Rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. Ii will cure
any and all cases of plheria, IN lis most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant II
in any case if directions be strictly followed. II
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Toolhsche in one minute. It
cur pl uriSy ard Pneumonia, ef1cctuslly, in
"a hours, and frequently IN half the time. i:
cures Asthma and Bronct itus when all other
remedies fail. Il cures Dyspepsia, Palpitaton
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time aud more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsful will effectuslly cure any
case OF D.arrhoea or Dyseutery. II cures orll
nary Coughs and Co.Gs III ore nigh,-never
fails. Il cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome an
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
effectually in two or three applcsuons. 1t has
never failed Let all who doubt this Try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes 1t never
fails TO effect a cure in -four or five applications
some Of t. ese were Of 20 and 25 years stand
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns. Scalds, SprainS. Bruises end Fresh
Wounds If is tie best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
tha, cures all cases Of hat kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case
Scrofula, though he has never had en- oppor.unl-
iy'of testing il, save in O. G case, child years
old, which had been soeIy afflicted for years
Fur bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Mortus have been tr at.d successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that This popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Gran pS, &c, which We think 1t is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish 1t distinctly understood tha! We
have reirained from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated inodyre Elixir for any thing
but wha, we know, from actual experience and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that it is The best and safest fam
ily medicine ever presented to the people and
tha, no family will be without il as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. Is. No person must expec; orc bottle to
cure case of rheumatism - Spinal Affection
Of years Sianding-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an eleclL0l cure--but continue
the use Cf it Until 4 cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
to Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manen,ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Staunton VindicaIor.
nP Try Que Bottle Of the Gfca, American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Tcwns IN the United States to sell This celehra-
ted Arudyne Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton. Va.
Januarye. 1869. on
10 For sale by Henry Billings. SbeP-
heIdstown.