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Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
WANTED. AGENTS. ; s.; :: $ s.:

male and female, to introduce the Genuine
lmProred Common Sense Family Sewiag Machine
This machine will stitch. hem fell, tuck,
qnilt, cord, bind, braid and embroider in a
most superior manner. Price only SIS, Fully
warranted for five years. We will pay $1,000
for any machine that will sew stronger,
more beautiful, or more elastic seam than
ours. 1t makes the ELASTIC Lock Stitch"
Every second stitch can be cut, and still the
cloth cannot be pulled apart without tearing
it. We pay Agents from SIS 20 5000 per
month and expenses, or a commission from
which twice tina I amount can be made Ad.
dress SECOMB & CO., Pittsburgh, Pa, Boss
ton, Mass, or st. Louis, Mo.
CAlTIoS.-Do not be imposed upon by
other parties palming off worthless cast, iron
machines, under the same name or otherwise
Onrs is the only genuine and really practical
cheap machine manufactured. TvSn15w4
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

\ good story is told - The Rich
mond Dispatch. A colored soldier
affixed bis mark to an application for
back pay and bounty. While the
claim was passing through the depart
mcnt he learned to write, and signed
his named to the additional papers sub
sequenty required. The Red Tape
Bureau declared the latter signature
20 be forgery.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
ORDINANCE NO. 20.

An ordinance for the Repeal of Ordinance
No. 10, entitled an ordinance for the proh
btion OF the sale of all intoxicating drinks
including Ale, Beer and Wine.
SEC. |. Be ii enacted by the Town Council of
Toledo, Tama county. Iowa, that the ordinance
entitled ian ordinance for the prohibition of
all Intoxicating liquors including Ale, Beer
and Wine, except by Druggists legal IL
ccnscl by the County Court numbered upon
the Record as Ordinance No. 10 be and the
same is hereby repealed.
SEC. 2. This ordinance shall take effect
and be IN force from and after its publication
according to law.
Adopted April 18th, 1860.
Attest. GALLEY
). u. NEW CoalER, Mayor
Recorder,
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

It is pleasant piece of fashionable in
telligence, that the dirty fashion Of
long skirts, and the horrible fashion of
spring dresses are entirely out of style
fer spring wear; and that short dresses
generally with two skirts, are to be
worn on all OCCASIONS To make I'D
for length and paniers, however, an
unlimited number of skirts-two,
three, or even fotir-:s to be allow Ell,
and tlounces ad libitunl.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
THE FRANKLIN
BRICK MACHINE.
Make Q, 500 to $500 Elegant Brick

Per Hour,
MYTH only Eight Men and Two Horses,
w or 1000 to 5000 per hour by steam
power. Has no complex machinery to be get
ting out of order or breaking down. defy
the world to equal it, No pay required until
after the machine has performed as above on
the yard Of the purchaser. J. II. RENICK,
Room above %, Il Broadway, New York
City. v3n15w4
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
TEMP Err AlNCE.

There is, perhaps, no one thing that
has done SO much 10 promote the
cause of Temperance as that gentle
stimulating tonic, Roback's Stomach
Bittcrs, they strengthen and invigorate
without producing tho i'll effects Of
alcoholic stimulants.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
ROlD NOTION

State Of Iowa, Tama County, SO.
Notice is hereby given that n Road Petition
has been presented to the Auditor of said
county, praying for the establishment of a
County Road to be called the John w. Flem>
ing Road, in Section 25 Township sc North Of
Range 10 West of the 9th 7. NJ, and that
the 2sth day of June A. d. 1869 is fixed for
final hearing before said Auditor and all
persons interested therein can appear nd
show cause why said Petition should not be
granted.
THOMAS S. FREE,
County Judge and ex-Oflcio Auditor.
April 10Th lS69.-nl6w4
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

ENANTED AGENTS." Wonder Of the
w World" is warranted to cure Rheuma-
tism and Neuralgia. Sold on the package
system. Not to be paid for until tested. |
pay $50 per month and commission to dis.
tribute packages. J. c. TlLToN, Pittsburg,
Pa. v3nl1w4
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
.spaa D..

Colonel Robert Johnson, son OF
INDY" died ON the 23d.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

The civil war in Japan is at last
nlcl The Mikado is triumphant.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

a REMARKABLE FACT
That not a single instance has como
to the knowledge of the proprietors, Of
the failure Of Roback's Medicines to
give entire satisfaction in the hun.
dreds Of thousands Of cases in which
they have been used this is worthy Of
remark and ,undeniable evidence Of
their intrinsic merits.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

\ singlar amendment was offered to
the liquor bill now before the Massa-
chusetts Legislature, last week. Itpro-
vided that any clergyman who furnish
ed termented wine at a sacramento
communion table, should be deemed
guilty OF keeping a public bar
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
THE DOLLAR SUN.
Charles a. Dana,s Paper

4 Charles A. Dana's Paper.
The cheapest, neatest and most readable
of New York journals. Everybody likes it.
Three editions. Daily, Sem-W eekly, and
Weekly at SO, 81, and 81 a year. Full re-
ports of markets, agriculture, Farmers and
Fruit Growers Clubs, and a complete story
in every weekly and semi-wcckly number.
valuable present to every subscriber. Send
for specimen with premium list. l. W. ENG
LAND, Publisher San, New York. v3n15w4
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

Dispatches from Washington say
VAT Secretaries Fish and Boric, and
<ttorncy General lloar will soon re
re from their Offices
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
AGENTS WANTED-S10 A DAY.
Two $40 Maps for 81
I.IOYD'S


Two $40 Maps for 81.
I.LOYD'S
PATENT REVOLVING DOUBLE mn1S
Two continents, America and Europe, and
America with the United States
portion on an immense scale
Colored-in 1000 Counties.
THESE great Maps, now just completed, Ga
L 90 inches large, show every place of
Importance, all Railroads to date, and the
latest alterations in the various European
States. These Maps are needed in every
School and family in the land-they occupy
the space of one Map, and by means of the
Reverser, either side can be thrown front,
and any part brought level to the eye. County
Rights and large discount given to good
Agents.
Apply for Circulars, Terms, and send
money for snd see Sample Maps first, if not
sold taken back on demand. ], I. LLOYD,
FvSnI1tsi 2S Cortlanlt Street, n. Y.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

Manchester, y. II must be a model
in morality and propricty, if the report
i a fact thu, naughty boys arc fined a
dollar each for playing marbles on
,ualav, AID that the city authorities
allow no one to smoke a pipe or cigar
on the streets, within a mile OF the
City Hall on Sunday, II the good
die young, as the legend says, how
has Manchester preserved its existence
50 loNl.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29
NOBODY

Can afford to be without such valuable
medicines as Roback's Blood Pills,
Stomach Bitters and Blood Purifier.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

* ALESMEN WANTED by a Manufacturing
- Co. to travel and sell by sample new
line of goods. Situation permanent; wages
good. H. Ii. RICHARDS & CO., Alb Chest.
nat st Philadelphia Pa. v3nlsw4
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

EVERYBODY

Should keep constantly within their
reach, those invaluable remedies to
successfully combat disease. Roback's
Blood Pills, Roback's Stomach Bitters.
and Roback's Blood Purifier, they ore
infallible in the diseases for which
they are recommended.
Tama County Republican. (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1867-1872, 1869-04-29

: 3COOS SALARY. Address U. S. PIANO
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
Ettnne1fe for ChiIdren.

Always say, Yes, sir. No, sir.
Yes, papa. No, papa. Thank you
No, thank you. Good night. Good
morning. Use no slang terms.
Clean faces, clean hands, clean
clothes, clean shoes, and clean finger
nails indicate good breeding. Never
leave your clothes about the room,
Have a place for everything and ev-
erything in its place.
Rap before entering a room, and
never leave a room with your back to
the company.
Always offer your seat to a lady OF
old gentleman,
Never put your feet on cushions
chairs or tables.
Never overlook any one wher
reading or writing, nor talk nor reaC
aloud while others are reading.
Never talk or whisper at meeting
or public places, and especially in
private room, where any one is sing
| ing or playing the piano.
Be careful not to hurt any one'
feelings, by unkind remarks. Neve
tell tales, make faces, call names, rid
icule the lame, mimic the unfortunate
nor be cruel to insects, birds or ami
mails.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

OLD PROVERBS TUPPERIzED.-"Ac-
cidents will happen in the best of
families"
Disasters will oventuate, even in
households of the supremest integrity.
"a nod is as good as wink to a
horse that is not blind"
An abrupt inclination of the head
is equivalent to a contraction of the
eye to a steed untroubled with OBJ
liquity of vision
"None so deaf as them that won't
hear"
No persons are obtuse in their
auricular apprehensions, equal to
those who repudiate vocal incomes by
adverse inclination.
"The least said, the sooner mend
ed"
The minimum of an offensive re-
mark is cobbled with the greatest
promptitude.
ga stitch in time saves nine"
The first impression of a needle up
on an abrasion obviateth ninefold
introduction.
"'Tis an i'll wind that blows nobody
good"
That gale is truly diseased which
puffeth benefaction to nonentity.
"Don't count your chickens before
they are hatched."
Enumerate not your adolescent pull
lets ere they cease to be ovitorm.
"'Tis a wise child that knows his
own father"
That juvenile individual is indeed
sage, who possesses authentic intor'
nation with respect to the identity o.
his paternal derivative.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

When a young man is clerk of q
store and dresses like a prince, smokes
"foreign cigars" drinks "nice bran
dy," attends theatres, dances, and the
like, wonder if he does all on the
avails of the clerkship?
When young lady sits in the par
lor during the day, with her lily
white hands covered with rings, ]
wonder if her mother does MT wash
the dishes and do the work in the
kitchen
When the deacon of the church
sells str0ng butter, recommending ii
to be good article, 1 wonder what
he relies upon for salvation?
When lady laces her waist third
less than nature made it, ] wonder il
her pretty figure will not shorten life
a dozen years or more, besides max
ing herself miserable while she does
! live?
When a young man is dependent
upon his daily toll for his income
and marries a lady who does not
know how TO make a loaf Of bread, OF
mend a garment, l wonder if be is
not lacking somewhere, say toward
the top, for instance 2
When a man receives a periodical OF
newspaper week lyYand takes great de-
light in reading it, and don't pay foI
it, 1 wonder if he has q soul or a giz
zardR r..
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

"August 9, 1868. At siz I .0i2
call y''
AshOck of wonder and horror shook
the three simultaneously.
"Will call 70 cried Mr.. Preble, start
ing 10 his feet, and glaring wildly
around.
as coming here P'' cried Mrs. .PrebIe,
also arising.
at seems 81" said DR.. Hutton. his
eyes again reverting to the message.
"He- will be here at six o'clock, and
see! it is six alreadyW
Even as he spoke, the clock on the
manteI- piece commenced striking the
appointed hour, and at that instant
heavy footsteps resounded in the hall,
approaching the library.
ait is he ~ cried the doctor, also
arising.
As the last stroke of the hour re-
sounded, the door leading from the
hall again opened.
One long and Mortified glance cast
the banker and his wife in that direc-
ton, and then she fell heavily to the
floor
Her senses had left her.
The above we publish as a specimen
chapter; but the continuation Of this
story will be found only in the New
York Ledger. Ask for the number
dated December 4th, which can be
had at any news Office or bookstore
If you are not within reach of Il news
Office, you can have the Ledger mail
red to you for one year by sending
three dollars to Robert Bonner, pub
Usher, 1872 William Street, New York
The Ledger pays more for original
contributions than any other periOdi-
cal in the world. 1t will publish none
-but the very, very best. Its moral
tone is the purest, and its circulation
the largest. Every body who takes it
lis happier for having it. Leon Lewis,
Mrs. Harriet Lewis, Mrs. SouthwOrth,
Mr. Cobb, Professor Peck, Mary Kyle
Dallas, Fanny Fern and Miss Dupuy
will write only for the Ledger here
after.
Mr.. Bonner, like other leading pub
fishers, might issue three or five pa
pers and magazines; but he prefers to
concentrate all his energies upon one,
and in that way make it the best.
One Dexter is worth more than three
or FIVE ordinary horses,
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
The President and his Brother,
fU-LaW. COFbiu.

It is stated that the President and Mrs,
Grant have ceased to have social relations
with A. R. Corbin, of New York. The
reason is supposed to be Corbin's connec.
tiOns with the gold conspiracy.
It is also currently stated that upon the
sale of the Presidents house to Gen. Sher-
man twelve thousand dollars ofthe proceeds
were given to Mrs. Grant, which she gave
to Corbin, then in Washington, to be used
for her in purchasing real estate in New
Jersey. This is the only money ever Civ
en- to him by any member of the Presidents
family, and the probability is that this
transfer Of money was used to create an
impression upon Fisk and Gould, that he
was the agent of the Presidents family.
1t seems, at least, that he did create
such an impression, until the interference
of the President by selling gold.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
Select Miscellany.
HEIR RsHIP.
N JULIA C. r. DORR.

NJ JULIA C. 4. DoRR.
Little store Of wealth have i
Not a rood Of land owns
Not mansiou fair and high,
Built with towers Of frettsd stone.
Stocks, nor bonds, nor title-desds,
Flocks nor herds have I to show
When I ride, no Arab steeds
Toss for me their names Of snoW.
have neither pearls nor gold,
Massive plate, nor Jewels rare;
Broidersd silks Of worth untold,
Nor rich robes queen might wear.
In my gardens narrow bound
Flaunt no costly trOpic blooms,
Ladening all the air around
With weight Of rare perfumes.
Yet 70 an immense estate
Am I heiEs by grace Of Cod
Richer, grAndsr than doth wait
Any earthly monHrch's nod.
Heir Of all the Ages, l.
Heir Of all that they have wrought,
All their store Of emprise high,
An their wealth Of precious thOughs.
Every golden deed Of theirs
Sheds it's lustre on my way;
All their labors, all their prayers,
sauctify this present day
Heir Of all that they have earned
By their passion and their tears
Heir of ell thai they have learned
Through the weary, tOiling yearsl
Hsir Of all the faith sublime
On whose wings they SCARED to Heaveni
Heir Of every hope that Time
To Earth's fainting sous hath given
Aspirations pure and high
Strength, to dare and to endure
Heir Of all the Ages, l.
L0l am no longer pOOri
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

Nathan McGrew, of Bostraver Tp.,
Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania,
has an apple tree growing in front Of
his door, which was planted in 1857
one hundred and two years ago. It Is
one of the ninteen which were brought
over the mountains on a pack-hOrse,
the fall of that year, and planted by
Daniel Hammond. The ground was
then known as Hammond's park, and
the deer destroyed all but this one.
1t is sound, healthy tree yet-was
loaded with apples this year-and APP
pears to have vigor enough TO live
another century.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
RihIa Questions.

l. Which Is the most musical family mentioned il
the Bbs2
Ans.-The family Of Heman l ChrOn. 25 s. s.
2 What did God say be knew about the family gov
ernment Of Abraham?
3. what king Of Israel established itinerau
ADs.2Jehosaphat, king u Judah I'd ChrOn. II
4. Which is the shortest song in the Bible :
Ans Song of the we'll Mum. 81 II: Is.
8 Wba WAS the name Of Aaron's wife
Aus.-Elisheba; Exod- 6: %.
g. Was Pharaoh drowned in the Red Sea
Aus-The Billie does not say he WAS.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

''Oh am so happy p the little girl said,
As she spraug like a lark from her low trnndIebsd,
"'Tis morning, bright morning,-GoOd morning, Vap,
Obi give me a kiss for gooI morning, mimmti
And only jHst look at my pretty canary,
Chirping his sweet good morning to Mary
The sunshine is pseping straight into my eyes,
Good morning to you, n r. Sun, you rise
EARLY, to wake up my birdy and me,
Aud make as happy, as happy eau be-
Happy you may be, my dear little girl"
And her mother stroksd softly clusteriug curl,
Happy as eau be, but remember the One,
Who awaken'd this morning both you and the sun !"
The little enc turned her bright eyes with a nOdD
Mamma, may 1 say good morning to God !"
''Yss, yes, little darling one D.! surely you may,
Kneel down, as you kussl every morning to pray"
Mary kuslt solemnly down, with her eyes
Looking up earnestly into the skies,
Her two little hands we're folded together,
And so softly hid on the lap Of her mother,
"Good morning dear Father in Heaven" she sail,
Il thank thee for watching my snug little bed,
For taking good care of me all the dark night,
For waking ms up with the beauiifuI light.
Oh keep me- from naughtinsss all tie long day,
Blest Jesus who taught little children to pray
An angel looked down in the sunshine aud smiled,
But she saw not the sngsl-that beautiful child.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

Beale, the painter, and somewhat OF
wit, withal, was going up street, last
Saturday, with paint pot in his hand,
when ne was accOsted by a country
chap, in charge of team, one of the
horses in which was poor, rough and
shabby, with ''Say, Mister, what will
you take to paint this horse ?" Beale
turned round and casting a glance at
the horse replied: "t-t-t-that horse
needs g-g-gr-graiaing, not p-pa-paint-
ing. - TNiddlepOrt Press.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

WILD OATs.-A crop that is gener-
ally sOwn between eighteen and twen-
ty-five. The harvest sets in about ten
years after, and is commonly found to
consist of a broken constitution, two
weak legs, a bad cough, and a large
trunk filed with small phials and pat
ent medicines. We can hardly say
that the yield pays for the time and la
Dor expended in the cultivation.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

A gentleman Of Rochester saw an
advertisement that a cure for dyspep-
sia might be had by sending a postage
stamp To the advertiser. He sent his
stamp, and the answer was, .G4Dig
your garden and let whisky alone"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
Tbe Democracy on Grant.

The Boston Transcript says with
much force: off the New York Sun
were to invent a story that the Presi-
dent had mortgaged the White House
and divided the proceeds among his
kindred, there would be Democratic
newspapers and natural fools who
would give credence to the lie"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
THERE ARB NO DEAD.

1hGLhGa ALL " " O1A1s
There are no dead The stars go down
To rise upon some fairsr shore:
And bright as Heavens Jsvelsd crUwn,
They shine for sVermOrs.
There is no death An angel form
Walks Ger the earth with silent tread
He bears our best loved things away,
And then we call them dead.
Born into that undyiug life,
They leave US but to come again
With Joy we welcome then-ths same
Except In sin and pain.
And ever nedr us, though unseen,
Tbs dear immortal, spirits trsai;
For all the bnundless universe
IL Iifs-thers are no dead.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

Commissioner DelanO received a let
ter from Cincinnati, inclOsing a large
amount of revenue stamps, which read
as follows: "Dear Sir: InclOsed please
find 1880 worth of stamps, which ]
stole; I've reformed"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
Christian Weights and Meas
UrRa.

A christian pound weighs sixteen
ounces, and is at least evenly bal
anced.
a christian yard is fhirty-six inches,
and is not shortened by the handling
of the stick.
A christian ton is 900 pounds, and
is not roughly judged, but conscieu-
tiously weighed.
A christian bushel cOutains 232 Gu
bic inches, and is filled brimful.
A christian days work is ten
hours, and is diligently and faith
fully engaged. in the employers busi-
n ess.
A christian bargain or sale is one in
which there is neither cheating for
profit nor lying for gain.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

SHARP WOMAN, THAT!-A gentle
man, taking an apartment, said to the
laudIady, 81 assure you, madam, Lnev-
er left lodging but my landlady she'd
tears She answered, Il hope it was
not, sir, because you went away with
out paying"
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

"Sally," cried girl, looking down
from the upper story of a grocery, adj
dressing another girl who was trying
to enter at the front door, "we've all
been to cam-pmeeting, and we have
been converted; so, when you want
milk on Sunday, you'll have to come
around to the back door" ..
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02
Conundrums.

WHY is an author the most wonderful man In the
wprld7 Because his tail comes out Of his head.
When is iron the most tronical "nen II Is ran
ing ,,,,L.
What Indian tribe is a race Of scuptOrs The Chip
WHY did Adam bite the apple Eve gave him? Be-
cause he bad NJ knife.
How were Adam aud Eve prevented rom ganeIlng'
The tair o. dice was taken away from them.
How do We know Lord Byron good tempered
Because be always kept his chOler down.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

The total number of graves Of those who
died in defence of the American Union,
now recorded on the printed forms pub
lished by the Quartermaster's Department,
amounts to about 1913, 900. There yet re-
main to be printed the records Of about
I2O 900 graves, making an aggregate OF
800, 600, of which the names Of one hundred
thousand occupants will probably never be
known.
The Highland weekly news. [volume] (Hillsborough [Hillsboro], Highland County, Ohio) 1853-1886, 1869-12-02

"Why, dear me, Mr.. LongswalIow,
said a good old lady, chow can you
drink whole quart of that hard cider
at a single draught p As soon as the
man could breathe again he replied:
81 beg pardon, madam, but upon my
soul it was 80 hard 1 could not bite it
CRiJ