The Ebensburg Alleghanian. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1865-1871, 1869-07-29
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Error will slip thru n crack while
truth will get stuck in doorway
The man who haz inst found out he
can't afford tew burn green wood has tas
ken tbs fust lesson in economy.
There IL only one thing that can beat
truth and thai is he who alwus speaks il.
1t is hard work, at first sight, to sec
the wisdom OF rattlesnake bite, but there
IL thousands of folks who never think ov
their sins until they are bit by rattles
snake.
Thare IL great deal ov humin natur iii
q crab If you don't pick them up in tho
rite way you will discover it.
think now, if | had all the money
that Il due me, woule invest it in a saw
mill, and thea ''-et ler rip"
Take the humbrg out of this world,
and you won't have much left to do bis
illness with.
Faith and curiosity are the gin cock
tails of success.
Advertising is sed tcw be a certain
means of success F.; some folks are so itns
pressed with this truth that it sticks out
ov their toCnh>stuns
Thare is this difference between igno<
rance and error ignorance is stone blind,
and error is short sighted ignorance
stands III and error only moves to run
agin "A post.
Ekonomy is a savings bank into which
men drop pennys and cit dollars in re-
turn.
Thare is one thirg you cant put out,
and that IL your conscience you may
smuIher it, bet ike coal pit it contains
the charred remains.
The two richest men now living ID
America that kno ov, is the one who
haz got 1 money ard the other who
wants the least az be last one is the
happiesi ot III 80.
Cerimony Is ihc necessity OF phools
good breeding IS t4e luxury of the wise.
Tew he agreeable il simply tew be cas-
lily pleased-if this il so, how easy and
pleasant 1t Is tew be agreeable.
thing 6nf what they kan prove--this asa
counts for the little they know. Most
! people hev found out sumhow that they
'.kant serve God and mammon too" and
50 they serve mammon.
lie whom the good praise and the wick
ed hate ought tew be satisfied with his
reputashun.
Exccntricitys, most Of them, are mere
vanity; Danish the excentric man into
wilderness and he coon tek uns as natural
az a tud-stool. \ pure heart is like a
looking glass it keeps no secrets and dis
penses no fattery
4 cheerful old man or old woman is liko
the sunny side ov a woodshed in the last
cy winter.
Avarice IS ike a grave yard il takes
I all iliat it San git and gives nothing back
Paint human bird sucking honey
from a flower and yu hav got a very good
picture OF love trieiug tcw live upon beau.
ty.
The best Investment kno Of Is charity
yu git yure principle back Immediately.
and draw n dividend every time yu think
oy it.
Everything on this earth is bought and
sold, except air aud water, and they wud
be If kind Creator had not made tho
supply tea CRATE for the demand.
A good book IL like good law.
Polileness looks well to INC in every man
except nu updsflaker.
'Fsmiliaity breeds contempt" This
only applies to fnen, not iew hot bucks
wheat slap cakes, well bultercd aud su-
goted
a mans reputashpn is something liks
his coat. there is certain kemikals that
will take the afairs end greece spots 9ut
oy #. bot il u haz n second handed
Kind ~ lo,s smsils strong Of tho
kemikals.
We are happy in this wefld jasi In pro-,
porshnn as no make others happy. |
siaa1 eddy tev bet $50 ON ibis saying.
Poltteness IL the sciance of getting down.
90 yo8f knees befyfs folks without getting
I your pants dirty.
Tie tHisof and eiuiien-iwo faeetiosa
bDlz tfds orc bides bis store, and tlss
etfer stores his iids.
Credit is ike chastity ihey both OF
/ EN- esn stsna tsfalasluH better than they
eaH sastdci0ns