The native Virginian. [volume] (Orange Court House, Va.) 1867-187?, 1869-11-19

Ntit ans 1autut.
- An obsequious mantle under
taker.
- Pressing business That of an
editor.
The tailor's latest cut to cut
his business.
- 70 be seen for nothiug-The
play Of the features.
"A chicken fight is generally
feul tor worms.
- Impotence ask a lawyer if
he ever told lie.
Are crow-bars and raven locks
of the same family.
"A wheel, unlike a horse, runs
the better for being tired.
- A man recently hung himself on
an axletree with cord or wood.
- One of the teeth OF biting frost
was recently picked up in Canada.
- Why is the 6 old Coast the best
place to go tn have leg cut OF? Be-
cause you will find the knee grows
there.
- Velocipede candy is now sold in
Manchester. The manufacturer finds
IL necessary to give notice that it is
not worked by the feet.
- Mrs. Darlington says that be-
cause some girls are stars it Is no rea-
son why they should be regarded as
heavenly bodies.
- Mrs. Asphyxia gives as reason
for declining to marry widower, the
tact that she is down on second. hand
children.
-Alady went into ore of our birds
stores yesterday for black-bird, but
she asked for a ''colored" bird Moth
ing like delicate expression.
a Canada sheriff seized widow S
false teeth for debt. \ queer token of
attachment this, but with sheriffs all
things are possible.
- In Nevada specie is so scarce
that u jingle CT a hat a dollar can be
lie lrd from one end of the State TO the
other. 1t is so scarce in this Stale that
we can't ever. hear the Jingle"
a young Californian went to
sleep, leaving his lighted candle in the
bung hole OF a keg OF blasting powder.
He was picked up the next morning
all over his shanty.
- An old lady on train not fsr
from Lafayette, hearing the brakes
man sing out "Eubank's Cut :" sailed
10 the door and asked us he hurt
much:"
"My dear" asked John, after
observing new striped hose Oh his only
heir, .'why have you made BARRIERS
poles of Earnest's legs" "Beeause
he's a little shaver" was the reply.
rtotorr.nborir Mossacbusetts
was recently Visited bya Young woman
who with sweet simplicity asked
How long does il take to ret photo
granh after Won leave your measure p
,wou petal, ,,h.t hov., o,, 70
80. st,aii,,,T,, 49,, WI, ~ ,e ~
$1,000 49,. q saa + 'i,v ~ ,ot tbis IN
. ~. I'll. -, III, - ~ 49,, j., NV hit
OF 4 garden for three nights. yer honor-r
and jist sayzed him for the rint y
81 will consent TO all vour de-
s,re." said a tacctious Iadv to her love.
49,, conGition ,hat Won rive mo What
von hove nnt that you nevere have
s,,d ,'at ,,haf ,,o,, c,'n aivc mo y What
did She AJAX for A hI1sband
hat lnahes you % y UNI, ON
on, nave nag W vnuuie sau tiiai
"a my ievnnss; ia. oh eai.n nas
w why l hau 70 nc on pic..y
giris bonnet Wiiiie her III" Was ioohihg
Oh.
- a greenhorn standing behind
sewing machine at which young lady
was AT work, looking alternately at The
machine anu lts Ialr operator AZ ieilg.h
gave ssilC 10 MS auiiilfa az WIN. p9
goiiy US purity, ,speclallX the part CIV
efeu Win caiico Norlee''
= A young wife demonstrated with
heF nusbaha, ulsslpateu spehutnrilt,
on his eOnduc.. My love-" said lie,
Il am only like the PrOdIpal SOM
sto1I rator,o bv and Nv, And | shall
he like fhe Pr3digal Son too, she re-
nIied for will Srise and on INTO nv
father.'
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"a = p'oXe W =" en' .,Wsli n ~
h se,i .a'is as as my s oa ora ei ta III
~ "' ma on Sor wy os n" Hn M MY" Va "a"
We'll. no do has nine tails: and if ona
dog has one more tail than no dog, then
one dog must have ten tails = lie got
the skates.
An Irisbn,on entered horher-
- Al W