The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-03-24


best TO sleep; but every now and then
man would thrust his head into the room.
First be sung out "Haddam Il" and then
East Haddam ~ and then "Haddam
Neck 4" and then "North Haddam J" and
Great ~Haddamt" Little Haddam!"
"old EIaddam !" "New Haddam I" Irish
Haddam =" Dutch Haddam "Haddam.
Haddaml" and then tie stranger jumped
out of bed, all excited, and says: I'm .
Methodist preacher, full of grace and
forty years in service without guile. Pm
asmcek and lowly Christian, but d-m
these Haddaus, wish the devil had lem
alIl''a ,... ~ -
.sGoing to bed is q good institution
getting up is thunder, and we are down
on the man that invented it.. 1t is said
10 be heal,hgio ..rise with the lark" if
you have not been on clark" the night
before, when it amt healthy. 1t is said,
too, 'sthe early bird catches the wo1m,"
butyou don't want any worms-they
a,u's S" you need not hurry
ab,ut ge.ting up" -, - 49,. L.
The recent marriage of the daughter
of the "Grain King Of San Francisco,
with son of Dr.. Bowie, is said to have
been the most gorgeous affair that ever
occurred on the Pacific coast. The
trosseau cost $4,000, and the presents
In yaluables were estimated at $4,000:
In addition, ihe brides father presented
the pair with $l5o,eoo.
The Columbus Sun demands that the
Legislature shall pass stringent laws
against huntingo on Sunday, thus enabling
the people to 90 to church if they wish,
instead of compelling them to stay at
kome to protect their cattle against hun
gry dogs and "four dollar shot guns"
- A good idea.
A QUESTION. Although the labor of
the colored man is cheap, when the az.
gregate stealings Of the rogues among
them is added to the aggregate wages
paid, it is questionable whether the South
does not pay more for its farm laborers
than any section Of the country.
- sss3siZ augusta Press.
"A wife joining her husband in convey
ai,ce OF real estate, was asked by the judge
who examined her in private according to
zthe Sace of assembly, whether she acted
without compulsion on the part of her hus
band. She stuck her arms akim''o, and
replied, "IIe compel me no-nor twenty
Ike BIN"
sJash. Billings has written an essay
npon asroostsr," in which he remarks
that they '.are the, husbands Of mrnny
wives. In UtatF it is konsidered dis
grace tew speak disrespekful of a rooster.
Brigham Young,s court of arms is .
The 1ealthiest man in America is sid
to abe young Stevens, son Of the late Ed
win q. Stevens, of Hoboken. who. when
he reaches his majority, will be- worth
Sl5Q. .000. 600. by the, advance Of his es-
tate In New Jersey ~ 49,.
!. "a man named King, in Western New
York has bad thirty y-ons children Iy one
wife."w{yS a@ttX a# sax
Ishe 4 democrat or a radical? If the
former, we invite him to locate IN our
city. We need just such energetic men.
Wilmington Star.
A story is told OF a Partisan duchess,
who, upon coming home from ball It
sam, vas informed Of the death of
her father. She said, throwing herself
upon the bed, "Oh arn too tired now !;
VIII weep 10 the morning"
Marlboro is the on'y district in South
Carolina that can claim tie proud pre-
eminence of not having had any spiritu-
Gus hqnors sold within her borders for
some thirtv years.-"Bird's Eye" I'D
Charleston News. -....
A bachelor being asked why he didnt
marry, answered, ..that the women were
claiming the right togo TO the polls. and
they would soon claim the right to 90
courting, aud that he was only waiting
fora good Offer" :
There is . large colony Of beavers
on the Appomatox river in Virginia.
They have cut down great quantities of
shrubbery and young trees, aud eaten
of the skin and tender branches.
Fashionable life is apt to be cold, still
ted and false. People don't travel On
shat train who believe in having a good
time and feeling natural and nice. Fash
ion and fools too often associate.
Mrs, Cunningham, Of Pigeon Run
GCampbell county, Va, gave birth to
triplets-all boys, and all living
She ? IS thirty Ave and her husband
seventy. ....-....-.-.... ..
IDLE sAY1NGs CT AN OLD BACH
ELog.-.rhe secret of a woman's
age may be said to be the only
thing that will keep in any eli
maze.
The next style of women's bon
nets will be bead and two inches
sof ribbon fastened with a hair
pin.
Western journal records under
ss.sdnn,estlc ,infelicities" the marriage OF q
couple in less than one hour after they
first saw each other. r 49,.
A velocipedist now proposes to fit uE
sfhe bicycle With an umbrella splash
board, q locker for lunch, and carpet
bag. -, -" =, &. I+.> .-' =. ~.
The Quebec Morning Chronicle com
plefes cne Of its marriage announcement
with the following Information: T'Nt
cards No cake!! No wine !! !"