The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1869-06-08
HANCOCK, Vt, April Goth, 1859

MISTER EDTTUR:
Deer Sur, r,-Heving hurd
NV the CRATE renOun NV yure literary
publikashuns, & bein materially a warm
friend NV yourn, lin sperit,) / hev con-
kluded, after du deliberashun, to con-
tribit the follerin grateuitus, espeshally
sense, az sum CRATE orther hez butifully
d troothfully assertioned, Edditurs az
clas, IL tn be pittyed," coz why? tha
never haz there duse, which IL mild
wa NV saing tina never has no cash In
thare pockits. Thus, bein (az 1 sed be-
fore friend, rite fer yure paper, after
heving frekently refuzed the modist ap-
peels NV varius editurs who wood be-
graitful fer the eclaw which mi name
wood ad tn theirn.
After the afoursed, az lawyer wood
sa, i will simply stait that my material
abiding plase IL amunxt the green
mountings, or, more stricktly speekin,
in the classick town NV Hancock,
which, az / hev notised with CRATE sat
isfackshun, haz bin faverably spoke NV
by feller contemporary in yourn NV
sum weaks back. He hath trewly stait-
ed the inabilaty NV speritual advizers
tn improov the perfeck ckshunatid stait
NV our sosiety, Mr.. Editur it kant be
improved; it don't mead improovin
whether owln tn the elervatid posshun
which it ockerpies er not, kant ga.
We air horspitable peple, mister Ed
! itur az yu wood find eff yu ever traviled
in H., and we air not proud, & we air
not torking people, az sum evil dispo-
sishund purson hez statid. 1t IL tru we
hev CRATE dele tn be proud NV, l. e. our
flurishin community, and menny uther
things tn numerus tn menshun, in
which we air ahed, so tn speke, Nv ma
borin touns, not inkludin Mid ddleberry
which IL fully ekwal, if n OF more so,
tn ourn in most things.
Hancock IL romantick plais, butt
fully situashuned in luvly vally, thru
which runs on its wineding wa, (az the
poit sed) deliteful little streme NV wa
ter which is sed tn be branch Nv the
white River, tho why it shood de kali
ed white more than emmy uther kuller,
| kant tell. 1t IL surrowndid on awl
sides by the magestick creme noun
tings. Wun CRATE advantage which
we hev IL our elaying, which, as gen.
eral thing, lasts NJ long az the snow dug,
or about munths out NV evry IL and
anuther IL the maple malassis, Nv
which enuff IL made hear yerely tu
kepe evrybuddy sweat til the next yere,
old mades excepted.
Yu hev doutliss hurd NV our seller
bratid hotel, KEEP by ]. E. Wright, who
IL wun NV the best men in the u. s. (u-
nitid staits) and a fust clas landlord,
who gifts az good a dinner az the next
wun, j. Battel not excepted but, SO AZ
not rase the expectashuns NV the fare
madens & widders NV NJ, will frankly
stait that ]. +. Right IL marrid az much
az emmy man. Ii am not) Speekin NV
]. battel, NV Ripton, VT (vermont,) !
wood sa, mr.. Editur, that he kant be
beet emmy more'n j. e. Right ken, but
he IL not marrid man, whether he ex-
pex soon tn be er not l kant sa.
In spekin NV marrid men, | wood 81
tn awl yung madens 4 fellers who de-
sire tn travil this rode to matrimony
(perfeckshunatidl, that the rode tu II.
IL the wun tn start on.
Now, mr.. Editur, after stating, AZ
abuv, fue Nv mi idees on sertin sub
jicks, will sa adu, after cordially AZ
7 ing yu to visit us soon, and hoping yu
will cum to no harm thru the jelusy Nv
the editurs fer which hev refuzsd tn
rite, Trewly Yure frend;
J L, A. HIoo1Fs,