The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-06-14
10 Ladies' Column.

I WY Is an infant like a diamond 4 Be-
cause its "a dear little thing. "A. b,7,b;.7s
a man without wife is like fork
without a handle, mon, sim lr, o,i,.i6..,
Marriage without means is like a horse
without his beans. silifs s.lp ah
"Look out for paint" as the girl said
when her lover went TO kiss her. 5'H4I ''f =
A Mormon Bishop lately got .hrassh,ed
+. BY lot Of his cnraged wives. a i'''Ns ''
Said eoncei'ed young lady-"YOu
men are coyct.us set"
I A cynic thinks the school in which
women study is the academy Of design.
I Why arc good husbands like dough u
Because all good women need them. = ijyi,
l, A viper's tongue is said to be six inch i,
es long-a scolding woman's has no end. %
4 "Nlum" is used as title for ladies q on
account Of their wcll.known love Of ST. 4
lehce. s@rL ID ip! % ina ,igl1lJ31l l,:iR
j Miss Pepper. of Philadelphia, resern-
bles the French Empress more than any
other lady in America. sD.spsls heal, ~
lfyou want to know how quick you
can run milo. tell a red headed woman d
that her baby squipts. 400 III oiuoilgilsi
I
'Whyisa gal baby like wheat1 Bc.#
cause it is cradlcd, then thrashed, and
finally becomes the flower Of the family.
Afriend Of ours says lied rather DO
married "a month than aihavel cold 81
week. ~ isaa'e.toyoa "a uisi looa
"Tell mo, dear Sir, arc you fond Of
tonguc? III always was, madam, and
like it still u g.... "a II .i1,r,..,,, N
Why are old maids the most charming
of people? Because they are all match-
less. II ,5.aao-r ,p, No IN ,,,.,- a..
Eugcnie's latest is white dto.s Trim.
med with Aounces Of red, pink, and
e"'"'oiossoll s'lA. opisiGl .-,- Is,,jr 10
Wedding cards now have. the name Of
the bride and groom, groomsmen,
bridesmaids and uslers I'LL on one card.
Why are young ladies kissing each
other like Christianity? Because they do
as they would like to have others do unto
them.
q Theodore Tilton's idea Of millennium is
the time when every woman will have'a
wedding ring on her finger and ballot
il her Hand. !o'1'o' 'Hl9a 77''afi77l
One Of the results of Anna Dickinson's
teachings has appeared in Des kloines.
A young woman has entered timers
shop as an apprentice. iio7 aT ids
The shocmakcrs say that they like short
dresses, because tie ludies who wear
them buy very pretty boots, which arc
naturally very expcusive.i5i iIs.abasmh
% A lady in ST. Louis advertiscs for a
"hclp' who ,"knows d slap-jack from 4
boot,jack," and who will not wash her
feet in the dish.tub instead Of the wash
tub.
Nothing sets up woman like calling
her ugly, or,telling her that sho pads.
She's right up like cat when a strange
dog comes near her-shc's all eyes claws,
and brlstles. a!.hU)H 80 in!'',iijaa 81,
- 'i4Hn1Hs ,alol yue 97ad ''omii
Two young women, OF, an average.
commit suicide in Paris eve'y day. in con-
sequence of disappointed love. One man
does the same on account Of peeaniary
en'!barrassn'ents.olalg ii iaofrq ,qo)a$
"a mar, evidently hen !pecked. says,
tat It in our sc',otl.days The drule of
threee2 is proverbially trying Y how much
'l'rder, in after life do VIC feel tue rulc,f
'onc."
= atI7 'N-l Er. = 9d rs m oed
Married couples resemble 10 pair Of
shears. said Sidney Smith, $50 joined
that they capnlt be sepsratcd- often mo-
wing in different directions, yet always
punishing any one WHO comes between
them. 1yt}H go. JiGiS hg.'ui 9TH j.
An Irish girl in the employ ofone Of
the first families Of Quincy, was sent, the
other day, to n dry goods store. within
structions to bring hone albed comforter.
shl returned, after short absence, with
one Of the clerks. .,;,,,b .ts,t,s,;
"A young lady who prided herselfon
geography, seeing, o candle aslant, re-
marked that it reminded her Of the Lean
ing Tower Of Elsa 'ye,,' replied
wag, with this diff, renct-'tha. IL n
tower in Italy, while this is tower in
grease. sjtotilrlI p2-lHg gne 70 n9hi 10
. AFrench paper gives this advice 10
Young men fla lady says II can
never love you" wait little longer-Tall
hope Is not lost. But II she sbys, mo
one has more sincere wishes for your Zap
piness than |, take your hut. 10 sized
A German Count is Under arrest at
Louisville. 1Ky..i for inHrryinghuthrce
women there, two in Baltiiiiurc and an
entire brigade in New York. Tie, pa
pcrs say lie bud "wite OH the BRAIN