Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-10-22
MISCELLANEOUS.
LOT 217.

obonret ma S"inS az UltS
"aEe SorndS ,,,1 Du near tWo guinness Of
~ H. 'i1anA I'm you, slr. Two guinness Is
III el1ie; F0r the nrst time, at two gum
iiuss g.. roi sne second time ANY advance
., On TWO guln-hessr For the third and last
'Nne-gomg at Two guinness" vry
11& M 20
:, HSle' II you please, sir
ooilh runway, l said, Tor the lot
N Mn9 uilhI'-LoI SI'' WhateYer made me
puy 'he iotT am sure didn't want it.
an aIIan am one OIL those great grown
up cni!uren VINO are not safe to be trusted
ouI WIN money IN their pockets, unless
Soppers' Inc COINS in my purse always
zap up WIN lrantlc desire to buy every
snlig see, ana the result is. that no mat
, Yer wnat sum go out with, | always come
"ou1e penhlless,
WHAT nae on earth could want now with
nrooF ho1s manu-, patent hre proof powder
Plooi, oomD-proo1, thlet-proof, iron safe,
constructed to resist fitty-bnrglar-pOwer
in) HHTn,nai) case-hardened, undrillable, un-
MpicHIaple, M 80 be sold at bargain, owing to
ty oeihS loSt, ana the only man who
SM ~ l.oW 70 make another having gone
a. SSeP Win his lathers ~ When re-
9 apouS my purchase, began 10 feel
TCe hoI. mere Is no douDt IL was a bar
'1aln, OF might nave been, to somebody;
put thent patent, rnpickable iron safes
WIN tne Key iost, and owner proof, aswell
as thlel-prool, are not eyerybody's money,
however cneap. 1haoAa cold, creeping
uppupt ~ they were mine: Whlle the lauc-
Ci9lleet was oescrlping IL, ana the people
4 ~ HoHp1 tne ropm We're yearnlng 1or ~
III o,as, 1 secnieu 70 see many FemarKaDle
quailtles emanaVlng rom the SAFE, Ike
Perspiratlon, SO that us acquisition ap-
peared 70 me then peculiarly desirable
Ctner p1ople seeheu similarly aHected,
t tor lts Vaiue Increaseu momen!ly. some
ven VI uo.en persons hau all In turn ue,
S,reu 70 1e us sIoItuilaS9 J possessor, ana an
St Illcrelseu 5a'es. me man VINO bld
NJ tn a CuiSaniy ta t must naVe seen
M way ~ IA .9tR I. ene sAIe W acG0uht or
iTSnS ii"'e % oiu tol'y slanss az al! ana
~ " oouIeo was pam there
hlusI pe way 10 Turn IL TO
"cpoug'' any one Wncn a lew mos
si. anen.s Yuies n lelecslon apart from the
HAcitolIlens fs ll oI T tne saierooT would doubt
.ie iees reveal IL was SohstnlnGo Oh this leel-
uig ihaue INC Diu the TWO gulneas,I or,
~ may pc, the Vaeuer conVlctlon that here
Mas an- opJect suuueniy peceme extreme
-ussiIapie W hunlperA Oh my tcllow-
creatures, wnlch evoked corresponding
anu envlouS uesileln my own Dreastn But
now OltaI tne ining was mine, all the
sateht value Whicn hau before persplred
rom ~ uliuer INC aucloneers hands
.l' eootloi aosoipeu again lIto us shameIully
rusty ron si''es-it had become a mlsera-
pic 9undfed-weight OF useless OLD iron
anu l loatheq the very sight OF IT espe-
ciatIy iss wnen L tnougnt Oh Mrs. runway,
MY Wile Is not woman OF many words;
ny no nleans the klhu OF woman verbally
ap;ns ~ upn,so ,,d t,ie sh ior uuylnS nconvernDle
bargains, anu she mas had previous op-
Portuntles lor SO doing IL SO disposed,
9i5 mss, runway never says anything SIG
uiun Wheh once pought TWO hundred-
weight OF puffy, bloated eheeses at two
y pence per pound, and sold portions alter
WARDS 70 some poor people | knew-Tas a
klnahess-at trlfilng profit, and made
tc tnclil al very poorly, ana got summoned
tueloIs stAe sihAsissrases ana mel Tor sell
ing cheese unnt Ior human rood, and lost
! cneese, temper, reputation, and ~ los
NOS at such times MRS runway makes
no remark she only ssntfls2I But the
amount Oh meaning conveyed by one OF
MIS- Us SnlIs Is Voi9minous-nay n ency-
Ciop'e,ulc. ~ means, GEAR, yes knew
now VWouiG DC. Iouve been at II again,
nave YOU Been out with your money in
your pocket, ana come nome with nothing
DG. your pocHes ieisi Just ".i, Ilke water IN a
'Ae Ni'',S'Si eC"' run away
more's the pity No; Its always ready
lor more. ana mere am l, pinching and
screwing, and saving money, and allowanc
ing the house down to one box of Tand
stickers a week, and You going foOling
money away like this. Remonstrance
John, ispertectly useless / have awaked
To the conclusion that l have married an
lncorrigible idiot; but don't complain
Noia noodle you may be, but am your
atfectionate wife, Martha Trumway." Il
means far more than this; il means every
l Ieclr,llIhaVofy epitnet' which a naturally
sehsle,ce person, :, IKE me- can apply to
hliilseli ater making the pleasing dis
PpEcrf that ne pas laken hinseli s9J ~
4 | Invent home 70 dinner which had been
waiting an hour; l said nothing about