, 1869-05-23
ODD WAYS OF GETTlN3 f,
LITAEG.

From Al ia Tear Round
Some yea1a Eince three eminent ssatstfnoA
stuIJ, came tn the astounding conclusion thai
every day upwards Of nSe per cent Of the pop1la-
ton neither knew how to procure . meal, nor
ne whole OF tnem conirived to fare, atter lAAn-
ION, before the day Nas eFer. HOW i maJ os
asked, "did they manase:" With many this Nas
se1 en, ees seo5s sel sa RxnS RGs sass,1
,segs m,pY nS1e hoa.n r. f. ns Sses ae &
whoge nurs1,ts weTe known tn f.w t-rtdsS shfn1-
selves. Even when you hearl them ron were
n, Hsn tss e. essns xess M
comprehend. untl more prec'se details rsrr fut-
ntahed. euppoeng yoo vera told. for lnsranct,
another :lrI out ne.i on nirr,'. Or ''lnaac soup
bubbles, that others we're contractors fos "hAsie-
an,nA, dealers IN second. hand tread, painters
you Would bo ra1zie.i 70 Eow the oblec4s Of these
various eAI1tngs. md what possible need there
could be for hs1r exercise; aud yet eomto!ahls
lIvfugs have been, and arc even now, being made
l., T rs t4ie Inc case Of the first reusler Of i've
rs Il day Sns g ,ne q
weather, invariably provide tn tnlselyes With foot
warmers lined with sheet Iron and n:tie eartnen-
tneir knees 70 keep r6eir angers WARM. Tn.se
ladies' we're accustomed 10 hare their "caantef-
cites = aoa thelr gueux. made up early eFeU
lUGEQl0&, ana lINSQ<tAg 4WNC '4Ay ~ Rg44C
neichburins. charbonnief, to whom they paid
1hsrc sous for tho Two nres, md whose gool
pleasure they Nere generally obliged 70 walt a.
nstnrslly enough lnduleed Of a morning IN hte
4 = Eacole ar'' engaged At the markets on any
iced, tcr1n, the long nights DO as1ed waiting
for q Job, ne negligence oi these chafhynnlerE
and made up his mind to slpplani them; he, @ Ne naa
He 10. hin. that fortune xhit:h every Freaeh-
EaN, who is more tnan or.tu2rtIS poos. y cor
staniiy tans r. o. Saa 70 .nG nmss
anil deliver II 70 the consumcrs instead Of ohiG1ng
them 10 come 10 me while l an snoring IN bed /
shan soon haSs 'as e1tise Trade nv aan1S aG
dust, which Is more OF less Il ase!ous II plaza
Of th!s ruust ind something which IL perfectly
inotienkye, g1,e q mteh heas Ana QUITS toa:sr
experiments, and at length tiec4ted that itShie1
tan was the rery thing. 1t gaze him one especial
eia,sa Gu III. eyes5 e one VINO psnor,zed lin iced no
longer tear these distressing neadaches which the
Tunes Of charcoal Invariably enScndeletl.
lie sounded the market Eototu. hsfed them
wnat they would think Of rn*n who came rounA
carry every morning and Oiled their cntunss-
elites " on the spot without their having . as,
arrange themselves IN any way, ano wno Woal1l
be 1t their service at Mi hours Of the day anll
n'sek L. .,on,t think him , rood FELLOW" repie,,
"WtIl, an your msu," said 1e, ~ intend
Aarting "a Gre 7seller next wtntef."
The mere idea o. man thinking u doing wha;
hxl never been done before, aroused universal
nasr ot ssurs s. nog se'Sss r. a1s
Dos posed 10 70 ' pFoeer1, i VAS decided that the
| Thing was impossible. Our daring 1nao:
satof nac q put up with ~ sorts Of tests an'
J nIty artstrg from the self confidence Of genius
lie Installed himself On the banks Of me lleEre,
! In the suburbs OF Paris, almost, indeed. u ne
~ .t0t1
! bare walls md root There, Eith son9 as;
paving g-stonrs picked up In the neishboEhaod. m
which served him for furnore, and large sheet
! Iron e1Eng1lshef. bought serDndhanu, he com
| penced opefattonA lie had selected the ctntrt
OF the Fa1ts ta1y 2fIS In 0rder that he might have
| his raw material under his hand- a truck aervt,i
to trans port It. knd large wo'Ncn hoxl !!ne1 va
tn, contained the manufactured article In ih:s
| modest way our tnuovator sci 70 work
During ne summer be paa.eI NJ dA5s ~ rs m
| Ing much the same heat 8s loaI IN naKera
oven. Most other men would have died, bat our
.osieoenr'' wus tenaelou. brave and sntefpt1s.
ing; be w6hsed. Too, to hlve the iausa On hts
,, size, and what vas Of more consequence, tho
prutt Is we'll Despite Ills day 1abor, he still
went to the markets to do al manner Of ODD tohs
during the night. ERfty IN the Aitnnh 1e con.
atlucfed \ cart covered inside snd ou< with
strung Hheettron, and as soon as me co's!
Ss1h bn 70 set NIL IT. q q. nas
something resembling Z large black box
On meea a 11oe1s xnea ~ issss e.
Ing cyeg head to turn ln the direction whence II
"F1rc to sch. Fire to sell ladies'. Ill your foot
warmers. here Is tho dre-eeller.r
His sonopus votco nad uuversed the entire
market and loud burst OF lauahter vas tho t1rst
curiosity, xud that Was sufficient; n5s& one at-
preached. ond then another; then one 'rtsAesl 70
kol, and another wanted to know" Fa!thlnl 10
the traditions Of Freoeh gailsnE., he SATISFIED the
curiosity Of these ladles showed them the .nsde Of
nt enEt vhtcn wHs cTfect nes3 fusnace, arst end
eA y Cling their "cAan1cEsttcs AZ ne co=s a a
alps Of the markets hal rendered my advertise
me1ts unnecessary. Nothing was spoken Of tlaeze
tns The new eS. sc!ier md y WIS soon TIE iaaasn
ried with his 1t4hted fuel
Our lucky inventor wns aotu able 10 employ
from 1,tecn 10 twenty old wuDcn at hta furnace,
csrbontxtng tan all he year rounL. lie had four
lined with sheet-lrou, tn, large wruu2hr-.ron r.
PolIphetnna, CJcloEa aud Iuc,fer tn black letters
on bright nraes plates, Just ilfe the engines
n1g Sga,.s gr g ta q sss se9!sS, %s,p sa e
N the different Paris mA1tets, be-
sides which he supplied the. too,:wanners Of sey-
81 s.pesree and hees4s, md n fe1 w yea1s r.
Allied handsome fortune by his Ingenuity.
.s nd q Seass. ss .re e Clean q
fowls and other things that creep upon the ea5th .
out there are educators at sQulra, tnstyaetots Of
fo,s, M nssxptes @ nd sssrnss sna d singing 'ior
chatrnches, goldnnches and niKhtlnEnles- Aore-
oter, nil ihesc people uaanase 10 live BY tho sin&u-
ease @ q he 'F sti. 0A singing maste1 VIC sn
earns quite a. much Al many protcs-
% nona;s who s. 5eaes sngtns 70 @ untea,heEed Esa
hs. it, raiue more tnan qulntuplyd aties course
Of leseona fr,sn one uf these professors, VINO re-
eTs, snd suIsss1n,end tssii Sus,eni educssion. o.
provide tutors Tor tacM al tactr own homea, IN
The shspe Of perfectly trained wazbisrs. .hich are
| shut up might and day With the pupil Whose VOC u
AtiAtnmenis are OF an inferior order. Intelligent
birds, after about SIX week. instruction are nblt
IL H.nz 3vp or three aEs correctly, and in ,lut
| tenors or sopranos These fcathcEed IAEtoA And
PATHS are produced By contract tor from Owe t
of the musieai eancatioa s1,ouiate, fo1. III
terms for professors auf their own sreciea to II
stfues them n tnsT osn bones ds.,g gracraAy sa1
Il few yea,s ago The Inhabitants Of pazte1la
STREET In PARIS werc attacked With An un1ocounsa
,Ssm 70 seqa,ea tScuselys ss frofn mora It'll rlxhs
no ctnsidesask bake Of Argy! being there 70 take
Compassion ou them The result wsa TINT the
ing them would hare thought thAt 1eprosJ II
| least had fallen on the quaz1cs. An Inquiry va
!nstituted y fne anihorities. When i W. dlscov
Rose, breeder OF ants for tne h4ke OF their cxR!
for tat1cutuK Joung phtasAnts, ~As the Cause Q
lssmeup is fae1 eneospieP~d s p vsmpa sesweea I =
and 20 yta,s Of a1a. md OF a terrible aspect hel
tho,rn MI thr1 had nnd-s,,,ne dseastur =, the naads
Of = sft,fnl rnrrter. Th!s vas nc result OF couup
nnr. stv.ets m tha v+art ~ hrr urrrst.fni m ns
Who.e ,nrnans upon ner person had forceA tx t,
erc. ~ fh.. RAT .,f her lsxfv in bc 1eahrT Thu
nr1r..ted ~. am II tIubt surruundsi ~ s,ck
fufI n hrT rtyacnus ucyThanlSe u perfect Sr..u
| rtv AM ~ emed tpuch a4tppIshed Ut the po,: c,
Y1si;tnn her tssahusnu1ent
| ITHr ran any one yentnr, To cpmpfatn of the,
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