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Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
THE EYES! THE EYES !
DR.. E. H. PARDEE,
OculiSt and AuriSt

A FTER A PROTRACTED BLINDNESS OF
N more than FIVE years, DR.. Pardee has made
himself thoroughly and scientifically acquaint-
ed with all diseases of the Eye, and is prac-
ticing with a success not surpassed in the Uni
ted States.
All operations performed, such as Strabismus,
or cross eye, Cataract by linear extraction, De-
preston or Absorption, Pterygium, or fieshy
membrane growing over the eye, Reduction OF
Staphyloma, or bulging out of the eye, Artificial
Pupil, Fistula Lachrymalis, or closing OF tear
passage, and all deformites of the Lids, ETC.
Artificial Eyes inserted withoutthe least pain,
and possessing all the movements and brliiiancy
of the real eye. large assortment constantly
on hand and for sale at reasonable prices. Inc
Doctors Eye Bath for the treatment ana cure OF
all nervous diseases is used all over this coast.
Thankful to those physicians who have sent
him cases for operations, he hopes that his uni
versal success will warrant continuation of
their confidence. His celebrity as an operatori is
co-extensive with his success, as patients are
presenting themselves for treatment and opera
tions, from New York and Boston, almostihonth-
". Many patients can be seen at the Doctor s
office daily, in different stages of recovery.
Ofice-737 Clay street, OPPOSITE THE
| PLAZA) San Francisco. l6l4:ly.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

FAsTIDIoUs.-Some people so particular
about their surroundings that there is no getting
along with them. In a country like this,
where every man cannot have house to himself,
it is necessary for people to haul in on the sharp
corners of their natural dispositions, and accom-
modate themselves to an association, sometimes
with those who are not exactly what they would
fancy. We heard man object to Peter loft 5
habit of carrying his change of socks, before and
after changing, in his pantaloons pocket to be
used occasionally as handkerchief. Another
man, up in this camp, had bed in the same
room with a man from Sonoma. The Sonoma
man had habit of softenng his socks in the
morning, before putting them on. He was in
the habit of going to bed early, so as to give his
socks a chance aud then, instead of taking them
in shape after drying, and wearing them rights
and lefts, like Christian, this man insisted on
softening his socks every morning. The way he
did it was by bammeriDg them on the bed post
till they began to crack, then rubbing them
briskly in his hands-washing, like Sir Jacob,
"with invisible soap in impreceptible water"
Our friend in the next bed is a late riser. He
would be sleeping his best about sock time, but
:he dust would wake him. The dust each time
filled the room worse than the food of light that
Ben Adhem saw. This thing was troublesome,
but rooms were scarce. Our friend could get a
good sleep in the morning only by getting up in
the night and sprfnklfng down Sonoma's socks
SO they wouldn't dry by daylight. But Sonoma,
concluding that the roof leaked, took to sleeping
with his socks under his head, and soon got the
room to himself White Pine NeGs.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
Wsekly Grinity yuurnal.
A Sad Tale.

Twas dark. dark night and the rain fell fast
AS the hummer was Fastening home
Inc world went round and threw him down.
ana MS head cracked paving stone.
"A Q. p smart laid him out on cart
Which ratified the bummers brain.
Inen they dumped him at the end of the route
And In bed the hummer was lain
There he rolled and tossed and his vision was crossed
win the sight Of q thousand stars.
AND he said-"I think I'd like drink
Handed in through the prison bars"
30 they gave him punch-a station-house punch
VI ipecas mixed with beer,
ana the hummer smiled, like innocent child.
As he drank down the 81 bourbon "a clearp
Soon the bourbon ~ worked and suddenly jerked
The hummer from floor,
And this specimen brick got awfully sick
And swore he would drink more.
He awoke from rest with a fallen crest,
Next morning at ten o'clock,
With funeral pace he was marched to the placs
Where the judge sat, firm a rock.
As the prisoner rose, with blossoming nose
His features were haggard and worn,
ana ms head felt as big as the wheel Of q gig,
And his clothes were all tattered and torn.
Then the judge read the law which filled hummer wit
As he counted the cost Of the spree
len collars you pay and in Jail you will stay
iii the greenbacks sent me-
In seven by nine, with nary cent and no wine,
Our hummer is taking his snooze,
hea as dry as chip and he says-"l her rip,
iii I'm Tree and can moisten my hues."
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
FRENCH MEDICAL OFFICE!

MEDICINE PARIS, GRADUATE OF THE
UNIVERSITY QUEENS COLLEGE, PHYsIcANoF
BArrIsrE SOCIETY OF SAN Francisco.
DR.. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform PATIENTS and
others seeking confidential medical advice, that be
consulted daily at his office, "ARMORT HALL" BUILD
ING, Northeast Montgomery and Sacramento
streets, San Francisco Rooms No. g. 10 and IL, first
oor up stairs Entrance from either Montgomery Sac
ramento streets.
DIR. PERRAULT'S studies have been exclusively de-
voted to the of the various forms of Nervous and Phys
cal Debility, the results of injarous habits acquired in
youth, which usually terminate in impotence serity
and permanently induce all the concomtans of old age
Where nfrmy exists involving the happiness of
lfe and that of Others and morality dictate the
necessity of its removal for it is fact that premature
decline of the vigor of manhood matrimonial unhappness
compulsory single life, etc. have their in
the of which planted in early life, and bitter
fruit tasted long alterward Patients laborng under this
complaint, will complain of of the following
symptoms Nocturnal emissions pains in the back and
head weakness of memory and sight, discharge from the
urethra the stool making water the intellectual fac
ulties weakened loss of memory ensues ideas
clouded and there dsirclnaton to attend to business
or even to reading writing the society of friends
The patient will probably complain of dizziness verfgo
and that sight and hearing weakened sleep disturbed
by dreams, melancholy signing, palptatons Paintings
coughs and slow fever while have external
matte pain, and numbness of the body Some of the most
common symptoms pimples in the face, and achag in
different parts of the body. Patients suffering from
disease should apply Immediately to Dr. PERRAULT Ell
ther in person by letter. he will guarantee
of Seminal emissions and impotence in six eight weeks
Patients suffering from yenerea diseases any stage gon
orrea gieet structures, bubo ulcers eruptons
etc. will be treated successfully All Syphlitic and
rial tants entirely ed from the system
DR. PERRAULTS diplomas in his office where patients
for themselves We invite investigation claim
TO know ythng everybody, but
that in all taken under fulfill prom
We particularly request those who have tried this
boasted DOCTOR and that advertised physician till
and discouraged to call upon Low charges and quick
Ladies suffering from any complaint incidental
their consult the Doctor with relief
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

LYING SAx."-We know a man who can tell
good yarn. He goes by the name of sold Ly-
ing Sam Morrill," He says when he was q
young man he used to carry up on the buildings
TWO thousand shingles one thousand under
each arm. He got up once three stories high
""n two thousand under his arms, and the stag
ing oroke and let him down. As be was going
by the second staging be caught hold of board
WI, WIN ms teeth and hung there with his shingles
tili man went two miles and got ladder and
heiped him down. He says again, be and his
brother went to turkey-shooting. They could
not get rifle, SO they took an iron bar and
Dored II out and one would hold it while the
otner toucned 1t of, and they killed twenty tur-
keys in shooting nineteen times. The way thew
got the odd one was this: the last tins thsy
hred the ball hit bone in the turkey and
glanced OF to another stand and killed that one
He thought that was doing very well, consider.
ing they had to shoot hundred rods,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

Many writer these lines and nvad waA Vns u.
Island Of st. cx for their health experienced and Witnessed | SURPRISING @
beneficial effects Of the there produced thva were (hSe
slves seeking health; and inquiry and investigation obtained full history
Of its medicinal delighted surprised his recovery,
which determined possible the manufacture
and sell it in the United States.
The result Of his rs glorious suffering humanity,
TATN BTTERs being article Of real merit founded principles and
wholly its medicinal
history household civilized
world The eabasc Tl36oX aax health the demand for
the PLANTATION BITTERs far exceeded the abilities Of @
Notwithstanding importation Of st. cz Rum made the
pounding quantity therefor:
should and
dispatched securing and
leasing largest productive
island Houses stills and presses erected asif magic which utterly aao1
shed natives island
cured, and the rirs Of taa PLANTATION B2 II position
supply laboratory perfectly C-Z 2u-a needed II Iu+
turing Dys?EP--5 Nv-Go2AToa The above represents
the natives crushing the and preparing M the stills and
aniie Fever and Intermittent laus and
other diseases unsurpassed
history million bottles disposed Of annually They
young male They agreeable II TASTE and always
result
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
WOman's Rights.

pitched my tent in n small town in Injiann
one day, last season, and while was standin a
the door takin money, deputashun of ladi
came up and sed tha wos members of the Bunk
umville Female Moral Reformin and Wimmin'
Rites Assosiashun, and tha axed me if tha COO
go in without payn.
"Not exactly" sez but you can paw withou
goin in.'
Dew you no who we air 2" sed one of tn
wlmmin-a tall and feroshus lookiu critter, wit
a bloc kotton umbarellar under her arm. " "Dey
you no who we air, sir? ~
My impreshun is" sed I, " from a kerse,
view, that you are females
We air, SIR" sed the feroshus woman-tt W.
belong to society which believes in raisin he
to her proper speer-which believes she is en-
dowed with as much intelleek as man is-whicl
she is tramped on and aboozed-& who will re
slst hence4th forever the encroachments o
proud and domineerin man."
Durin her discorse the exsentric female grab
bed me by the coat collier Il swingin he
umbrella wildly over my head.
hope, marin, y sez |, starting back f-anti
kaly, ct that your inteshuns are honorable-I' n
lone man hear in a strange place. Besides
I've wife to hum
Yes" cried the female, " l. she's slave
Doth she never think of freedom-doth she neve
dream of THROWN off the yoke of tyranny 4 O
thinkin votin? Doth she never think of thes
eer things?
I" Not bein natral fool" sed I, by this tim
little riled, 81 kin safely say that sh
dothunt."
80 whot-whot" screamed the female
swingin her umbreller in the air 80 whot i:
the price that a pays for her expe
rience?'
~ don't know" sed ! "the price to my
show is. Is cents per individooa."
" can't our society go in free?" axed the
female
"Not if l know it," sed 7.
"Crooil, crooil man ~ she cried, and bust
into teers.
Wont you let my darter in ~ sed anuther Of
the wimmin, takin me effekshunately by the
hand. 80, pleas let my darter in-she's a
sweet gushin child of natur.''
''Let her gush ~ roared /, as mad as l could
stick at their tarnal nonsense 1" Let her gush. u
Whereupon they all sprang back with the stimuli
taneous observation that was best.
'My female friends sed |, % bed you leave
I've few remarks to remark wa them we'll
The female wooman is one of the greatest nst
tooshuns of which this land can boste. Its on
possible to get along without her. Had there
been female wimmin in the world, shoulc
scarcely be here with my unparalleled show OF
this occashun. She is good in sickness-goot
in wel-good all the time. 90, woomag, WOO
man 7 cried, my feelings worked up to a higi
poetic pitch, you are an angil when you be
haves YOURSELF but when you take off you
proper apparel & (mettyforically speaking gi
into panty tyloons-when you desert your freside
with your heds full of wimmins rites noshuns
60 round like lyons; seekin whom you may de
YOUR sumbody-in short when you raise thu
devil, and air an emphatic noosance, my female
friends, continnered they was indignant,
depar,in, wa well what A. Ward has sed'''
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
Notice to Debtors.

ALL THOSE INDEBTED TO THE UNDER
n signed will please make immediate settle
ment with Frank W. Young, Esq, who has full
power to collect all my outstanding notes and
book accounts.
l9-4W A. LOFFMAN.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

CIDER may be preserved sweet for years by be-
ing put in air-tight cans after the manner Of pre-
serving fruit-heated up to the boiling point and
sealed. The cider should 6rst be settled and
racked of from the dregs; but fermentation
ming.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS.
DR.. PERRAULT is the only gent in California for
Dr.. BriOfS Female Monthly Pills.

Their immense sale has established their reputation
male remedy unapproached and far advance
other medicine for Suppression and Irregularities other
distractions in females On the receipt of Five Dollars
Pills will be SENT by mail express.
world secure from curiosity damage.
Persons at distance be cured home by addressing
letter TO Dr. J. PARRAULT Sacramento
gomery streets, Rooms Nos O. 10 aud H. Box 913
Office San Francisco stating the css mnutey possible
general habits of living, occupations etc, etc.
All communications confidential. 113:52t
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

Central Park.
"A Home and School for the Sons of Deceased sodiers
DR.. II. T. .HELMBoLp:
Two bottles only of the package of your valu-
able Buchu presented to the Institute have been
used by the children, and with perfect success.
10 the case of our little Lieutenant A. j., his
PRIDE IS no longer mortified and he is free from
the daily morning anathemas of the chamber
mad who has charge of his bedding. feel that
knowledge of the result of our use of your
buchu with the children under our charge may
save many Superintendent and Matron OF
Boarding Schools and Asylums great amount
OF annoyance; and many a poor child suffering
more from readiness than from habit may be
spared punishment, that is (not knowing it as
weakness instead of a bad habit) most unjustly
innicted upon them. Thanking you on behalf
OF the children, and hoping others may be alike
benefited,
am respectfully yours,
COL. YOUNG,
General Sup't and Director.
June Is, 1866. Ia.,a
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
SPERMATORRuEA

DR.. DoHERTf has just published important pam
phet embodyihg his views and experiences relation
to Impotence Nrilty; being short Sperma-
torrhGa Seminal Weakness Nervous and Physical
consequent this Affection agd other Sex
ual Organs.
This little work contains information of utmost valae
to all, whether married ngl and REE by
mail on receipt OF SlA CENTS in postage stamps
postage. Address ". X. DoHERTY VI. D.,
l2:tf San Francisco Cal
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

Established in 1854. for the treat
ment of Sexual and Seminal diseases,
such rs Gunnryhca, elect. Structure,
Syphilis in all its forms. Seminal " eak-
ness. inIpotency. etc. skin diseases fuf
years standing and liberated Leg:, snc-
ces fully treated.
DOCTOR GIBBON has the pleasure
If Announcing that he has returned to
this STATE. after an absence of one year,
during which time he has visited all
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

A HBsRSIAS entering menagerie was asked
1t the pony he saw there was not verv small
one? "Ah, faith" said Pat, "rve seen man.
one in swate Ireland as little as two of him -
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

CAUTION!-See that the words d" HOLLOWAY NEW YORK
l and LONDON" appear waternark every leaf of
IN. book Of which enfolds pot No
others are genuine handsome reward given for nprma-
ZION leading detection of countereter of the me
nes and venders the deceptive articles knowing them
he snch the factory No. so Maiden Lane and
hv druggists medicine dealers throughout world
y.a saving taking the large instructions
with every box pot
Ia1v REDINGTON. HOSTETTER CO. Agents.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

Mr.. II. 7. HELNBoLD:
Dear Sir Your communication requesting
our terms for advertising was duly received, but
from a prejudice l had formed against advertis
ing 'cures for secret diseases it was left I'M
answered. During an accidental conversation
in drug store the other evening, my mind wal
changed on the character of your BUcHU. 1t wa:
then highly commended for other diseases by
two physicians present. Inclosed please fine
our rates of advertising.
Yours, &C.,
T.. H. STENHOUSE,
Editor and Proprietor of
Daily and Semi-Weekly Telegraph.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
THE SCIENCE OF HEALTH.
HoLLoWAY's OINTMENT.

66S w - ~ u 4 Tvs Z. ~ !
Disorder of the Stomach, Liver & bowels
The Stomach the great which
disease of the system-ahused lebatel
Indigestion offensive breath and physical prosration the
natural consequences Allied the brain. the
of headaches mental depression complaints
refreshing sleep The Liver becomes affected and generates
bilious disorders pains in the side &c The Bowels sympa
tze by Costiveness Darrhoa Dysenery The prnci-
pal action of these Pills> the stomach and the liver,
lungs bowels and kidneys participate i'll their recupertve
and regenerative operation.
Eryesfpelas and Salt Rheum.
of the most and virnlent disorders
lent on this continent, these the especially
antagonstic, its motS oYrdtch is first to eradicate the
venom and then complete the cure.
Bad Legs, Old Sores, and Ulcers.
many years standing that have pertnaciously
yield other remedy treatment have nvar
ably succumbed to few applications of this powerful
guent.
Eruptions of the Skin.
Arising from bad of the blood chronic diseases
eradicated and clear and transparent surface rened
by restorative action of this Ointment 1t surpasses
many other toilet appliances in its
dspel and other disfsurements of the face
Female Complaints.
in the young old married single at the dawn
of the Of life these tonic medicines dis
pay decided influence that marked improvement is
soon precepe in the health of the patient Being purely
for all Females in every condition of health aud
station OF life.
Every form and of these prevalent and stubborn
disorders is eracated locally and entirely by the of this
rmolient: warm should pecede its
Its healing qualities will be found to be thorough and nva
riablc.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

Established expressly to oford tie afflicted sound and scen
tifc Mcdicat Aid. an lie treatment and pf al
Pirate and Ch3onic dtsecsHs If
crecy, and all SEXUAL DISORDERS.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

NEW REMEDIES! NEW REMEDIES 4!
DR.. GIBBONS DIsPENsARY,
23 hearnsY street

Private entrance on Commercial street.
SAN FRANCISCO,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23

sincere patients their patronage
and would take this opportunity to remind them that he
tnue to consult mt his Institute for the q" chronic dis
of the Lungs, LIVER, KIDNEYS DIGESTIVE and GENITo-
URINARY ORGANS, and all private diseases, viz SYrHs
all its forms and stages; SEMINAL WEAKNESS and all the
rid consequences of self abuse GoSogRHoE GLEET
TUREs NOCTURNAL and DUENAL EMISSIONS. DEBILITY
diseases Of Back and Lon Inflammation of the Bladder
and Kidneys ETC. etc. and he hopes his long experience and
successful practice will continue To insure him share pub
lie patronage By the practice of many years Europe
the United States he enabled apply the and
remedies diseases of all kinds He
without mercury charges moderate. treats his patients
correct and honorable and has references of
able veracity from OF known resp"ctaility and high
standing in society. All parties consulting him by
otherwise will receive the best and genties treatment and
implicit secrecy,
TO FENALES-When female is in troulle CT afflicted
with disease. weakness of the back and limbs pa
head dmness of sight loss of muscular power,
OF the heart rritabiy. nervousness urinary
culties arrangement of digestive functions. general debility
vagnitis. all diseases OF the womb, ystria erlity
other diseases peculiar females. she should
once to the celebrated female Doctor W X DoRTY his
Medical Institute and consult him a5out her troubles
disease The Doctor is etcctng than any
Physician IN the State OF California Let false delCact
prevent but apply Immediately and ON
painful sufernss and premature death. All married ladies
delicate health other prevent an in
in their families should write call W
HERrys Medical Institute and they will every possi
Die relief help The Doctors arranged that
he can be consulted wihoa. fear of observation
To CORREsPONDENTs-Patient residing in any part Of
the State however distant who desire the opinion
advice of Dr. DoHERTl their and who
think proper 20 submit written of such.
to holding personal interview
ed that their communications will be held
personal communication will be unnecessary.
tons for diet resimen and the Of the
itself ncudng the remede) will be
delay and in such manner to idea Of the pur
port of the letter or parcel so transmitted.
Consultation. by letter otherwise, Permanent
cure guaranteed orno pay Address,
W. X. DOHEkTY, NJ. D., San Francisco. Cal.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-10-23
QUICK CURES AND MODERATE CHARGES
DOCTOR W. K. DOKERTY'S

SACRAMENTO ST. BELOW MONTGOMERY,
Opposite the Pacific Mail Steamship Cos 0iice Priyat
entrance on Lci,lesdorh street, San Francisco.
The New York herald., 1869-04-27

TNOR SALE AT BLOOMFIELD, N. j., ONE HOUR FROM
New forAA House, story and attic, cupOla, II
rooms all modern improvements narole manels, range,
stationary tubs bath closets location Nigh with
extensive view, with beautiful In with II
acres. Apply to SAMUEL MOORE, ut DR.. Whites drug
store, Bloomfield, N.
The New York herald., 1869-04-27

BoARDERs AND LoDGERs WANTED.

THE FRONT ROOMS ON SECOND FLOOR TO LET
l. With Board; terms reasonable; location and accommo-
dation first casa Apply so East Twentyrst street. near
The New York herald., 1869-04-27

LNOR SALE OR TO LET-AT ELIZABETH, N. j., SIX
Il minutes from depot, good and well finished House,
containing 10 nne rooms r1e nantes and ga Sisera
75O To furnished House. ii rooms three minutes
from depot with all the modern improvements with stables
and carriage house, b S0O. Inquire OF J. BROWN, 1877
Broad street, Elizabeth.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-07-16
DARING ATTEMPTTo ROB
HERRING'S PATENT
FRANKLINITE BANKERS CHEST,

PERRYvILLE STATION, PENNSYLVANIA RR.,)
June IL, 1869. !
MEssRs. FARREL, HERRING Il Co.,
No. 629 Chestnut street, Philadelphia
Gents:-A persistent but unsuccessful effort was
made on the night OF May 20, 1869, to drill the
Bankers chest received from you few menth ago.
From facts that have come to our knowledge, it Is
evident that the attempt to open it was renewed on
Sunday evening following. Finding all efforts to drill
1t useless, the effort was then made to break the
lock- The hammering was heard by parties In the
neighborhood for several hours but supposng it to
arise from the railroad men replacing defective
rail- excited no alarm. The tools, with the exception
OF the drills were left 1t is evident that they were
not only prepared, but perfectly familiar with the
construction of your Chest
That they failed is another evidence that your
Bankers Chests are what you claim for them, Bur-
glar-Proof
Respectfully yours,
6164p j. BALSBACK, Agent