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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24
AsrnMA -This disense cansns rreat m

AsTHNA. This disease causes great diff
nouy OF bresihiRg, aud tightness across the chest
and sometimes attended With great deal OF nfioca-
ton. The paroNysm generally comes on AZ night,
while lying down; sometimes q is atterded with
great vioicUoc AILsS's iUNG BAIsA \ will always
Awe inucaisfe rciief, aud IN miny cases if pTse.
Verrd 40 u vii curv The disease altoccihar.
For saia IN aH Irursisfs
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24

Ash the LAdies' NIaids and they will tell ven
that PHALoN'a NTAlIA on Saw srto6 Fok TUE
HAS Il the faVorte article for revlying the natural
tingo OF blanchad or fading nets Clear As npd glass
wholesome 70 the skin water, urdscolorabe BY the
light without any mineral odor aud yielding no Sedi-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24

He. who drinks-a-Quart-off fire. water,
without-winking, Is the name ofan Indian
chief out on the plans
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24

CuArPHD HANDS, nee rough skin, plmples, ring
worm, saltrheum, and other eutaneous affections
curcd and the siu made son and smooth, BY using the
JUNIPER TAR SOAP, made By CAsWKLLN HAZARD
a CO., New York II IL more convenient and easily
applied than other remedies, avoiding the trouble o
tho Oreaav ronnounda now In
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24

SUDDEN CHANGES OF WEATHER are
productive of Throat Diseases, Coughs,
Colds, &c. There is no more effectual
relief in these diseases to be found than
in the timely use Of Broion's BronehiI
7Foches." They possess real merit, and
have prooed their efficacy by a test of
many years, having received testimonials
from eminent men who have used them.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-24
CHICAGO TRIBUNE,
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Leading Newspaper of the West.
The Cheapest aud Best Family
Newspaper In the Land.
Rates of Subscription for the Year 1870.

Rates of Subscription for the Year 1870.
DAILY,
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On all clubs to the weesly in addition to the COM
mission of Twenty per cent, we offer for the thT
tst largest Weekly Gibbs received before the 18th
day OF January 1870, the following
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY.

4 Poem; ooitb no dlluSion iaitt0 anyOtlter poem.
Three chickens went Topping out on to the
ground,
Out on TO the ground when the sun rose high,
Each went from the coop with terrible wound,
A head chopped clean off and a ticket to die.
But men must work. and women must eat,
And tender chicken makes very good meat
And Christmas time is ceming.
Three roosters they set up a horrible squawk,
And they stretched out their necks as the
fowls went down,
And they looked at the hens and the tomahawk,
AS much as to say, Don't he do it up brown"
Bat men have stomachs and women must
eat
And nice chicken pie it is hard to beat,
And Christmas time is coming.
Three corpses all cut up went into the dish,
The crust was put on and the edge scolloped
down,
As Juicy pie as the stomach could wish,
When the oven had baked il all through, nice
and brown,
For men must kill and women must eat,
And good chicken pie is a very good treat,
When Christmas time is coming.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

Casby, somebody that may square it up with
him again! (WeepsD
MARY.-Forgiye INC, cannot bear to see you
weep. they embrace.
Enter II tRoLD.
ETHEL.-Iarold. take her and be happy.
HAROLD (rdihcr taken dbGck) oh, oh, yes
of course, if you wish it. (Tdbos her and Is
hdppy.) Ert ETHEL.
Enter CAsBY, meeting LORD OvTNGToN.
CAsBY.-Lord OvingtOn, am going TO pay
my debt to you. You took me from Che streets
thirty years ago, from interested motives, and
You spent ten pounds upon me. am now worth
millions, and owe my prosperity to you. Per
contra, you have forged my name for several
thousand pounds. Please suppose that have
prosecuted you for the felony, and that you are
row convict. BTtiag forged bitls t,s cdndLe)
take you from prison, and restore you to
your position in society. ] take you from
lower depth than ever descended to, and l
place you on much higher social pedestal than
] can ever hope to reach, and we are quits.
Enter ETHEL.
ETHEL.-Stay, ] have heard ALL | cant resist
this proof of your magnanimity. man who
can chuck away thousands in this manner,
must make a good husband. Besides, Harold
has determined to marry Mary Waters, so there
is now no obstacle to our union. Tdbtedu.
CURTAIN.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

New Jersey farmer lost his wife, the other
day. After the funeral, one OF his old friends
came to take tea and condole with him. The
widower dilated upon the virtues of the de-
ceased, and eXclaimed: -"But wasn't it beau
tful funeral ?" ''Yes, replied the friend; Every
interesting, indeed" "Quite crowded house,
wasn't it, thought" asked the mOurner. VERY,
very; quite success, groanod the friend. Did
you notice the hymn wasn't it touching :"
queried the widower. Every very; jined into
it with all my heart" replied the guest. Yes,
and so did l." said the bereaved man; ''the
corpse picked it out. She alters loved that
hvmr"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
ovl rk1A

(Suggested by Rog,rs cory b,atjrui lines oa "Iea'
Oh, that the tailor's modish art
Could fashion trousers TO our measure.
Secure an strong in every part,
A source OF inexpensive pleasure
] little thought, mistrustless swell,
Whose garments Snip aud shears supply.
That trousers were but made--to SELL
The test of gullibility!
Yet, though these hands had scarce arravcd
In tourist togs my ugly body,
The fabric frail my trust betrayed,
thought 1t cloth, but found IL shoddy.
What power malignant sent thee here,
Vile rent my piece of mind to rob,
TO prove these fimsy bags were dear,
Though bought for only sixteen bob!
Here must J. sorrowing, wait repairs,
And moralize the mOurnful scene
My sad refrain, ''Tears, hideous tears
Iknow, confound them, what they mean
Come, Jane, with silver flnger-sheath,
With thread and needle heal my woes
Come, armed like Curtius to the teeth,
And bid the yawning chasm to close
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
THE MOAN or THE NOON SrRUCK.

Come hither, my gentle bassoon,
And grumbe an ode to the moon;
For each star in the sky
Is gliding on high
Through the graceful, genteel rigadoon.
Then grunt, ON, my beauteous bassoon,
And tell her love-sick bufoon
ls longing to laud
Her countenance broad
On an instrument quite out of tune.
Inform her, melodious bassoon,
That his heart is as soft as stewed prune,
And purely from passion
He's changing in fashion
He's turned to a fiddle-head spoon.
Then bid her consider, bassoon,
My piteous condition, or soon
| shall have to dispense
With reason and sense,
Or sink right away in swoOn.
Bid her grant me one boon, my bassoon-
And in june at the nights highest noon
With this coon, on harpoon--
Or balloon macaroon-
Seek bridal festoon at Rangoon.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
had Him There.

An irasciblc old gent, who formerly held the
position of Justice of the Peace, was one day
accosted in the street by youth, in a manner
that did not come up to his nonor's idea of
respect due him
young man." said he, 81 fine you five dollars
for contempt of court"
why, Judge, said the offender, you are not
in session."
This Court" replied the Judge, thoroughly
irritated sis always in session, and consequently
ALWAYS an object OF cOntcmpt."
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Rr.nisIDg the News,

French paper prints the following:-The
wife of General X. dying suddenly during his
absence, his family were greatly perplexed to
decide how the news should be conveyed to him.
A nephew undertook the task, and sought out
the widower:-
General, my aunt is very ILL.,
''You frighten me-"
YES fear we cannot save her"
"You sly dog" cried the bereaved husband,
putting his foredngor to his nose, "Ill bet that
she's dead"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Something Like n shirt.

A lawyer, when he first domccd in Detroit,
was so poor that he described his poverty as
follOws:-"When first went to Detroit was in
perfect rags; the smallest hole in my shirt was
the one stuck my head through, and | had to
have my only shirt vashed by the Dozen for it
was twelve piccpSr
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

Hans, where were You born?" 'On der
Halderbarack." "What, always:' yah, and
before too allow old are you, then?' ''Vi,
When the old school house is pilt was two
weeks more nor year, what is painted red, rs
you go before nit your pack behind you, on der
rite hant side dc blacksmit shop, what stands
where il was purnt down next year will be two
NyaaEs
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

His Holiness the Pope is sometimes disposed
to be facetous. In one of his merry moods the
Holy Father will perhaps reply to DR.. Cum
miDgs letter. requesting leave to speak at the
Ecumenical Council, by informing him that
nothing any Scotch Presbyterian may have to
say can possibly be attended to, unless he first
abiure his KnoXiOus heresv
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
SO Look Out, Yonng NInn,

~ you ever think of marrying q widow, my
son." said an anxious parent to his heir, "select
one whose first husband was hung; that is the
only way to prevent her throwing his memory
in your face, and making annoying compari-
sons" "Even that won't preyentit," exclalmeda a
crusty old bachelor ''shell then praise him, and
say hanging would be too good for you"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Bell RInRers.

One hundred women are stated to have been
present recently at q prize-fight in Massachu-
setts. We fear the marriageabe men in those
parts must be very flow to take hint or the
women would never have been driven to demon
strate in such way how they are welded to the
RiDo
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
And She Wns Riqht.

young enthusiast was talking to his intended,
urging upon her speedy marriage, and start to
spend the honeymoon in California. II tell
you" said he his face glowing with enthusiasm,
California is the paradise Of this earth. There's
no use talkingw 'No use talking - exclaimed
the lady, with look of some surprise. 'No use
talking" he replied. "Well if there's no use of
talking" said the lady ''what in the name of
senses do You want of women there? ] don't
pol"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
And He Would Have Done IL. Too,

An Irish glazier was putting a pane of glass
into window, when groom who was standing
by began joking him, telling him to mind and
put in plenty of putty The Irishman bore the
banter for time but at last silenced his tor
mentor by 'Arrah, now be of wild ye, or else
Ill put Il pain in yer head without any putty"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

The maddest man in Indiana lives nj Patoka.
He told his wife he going down cellar to
commit suicide, and did go down stairs and fired
Il broadsidc into the pork barrel. His wife kept
right on knitting, and after while the man
came up stairs swearing that the woman hadn't
rot any feeling
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Am AnllnMnIlmn.

Bus driyer-"They tell me therove been some
coins found in these ere exkyyations that a been
buried there matter o four or five 'undred
year!" Passenger friend--"Oh, that's nothin'.
Why, there's some in the British Museum-ah-
more than two thousand year old !" BUS driver
(after pause)-"Come, George, that won't do,
yer know cause we're only in eighth 'undred
an sixty-nine now -
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Good for the ReUyar.

Traveller in Mexico-"Ain't you ashamed to
beg, stout fellow like you? l should think
you might work" Picturesque beggar-"Se
] asked Won for aims. not for adyicen
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Not nj All Surprising.

In n case Of marital separation in Cincinnati,
the plaintiff addressed the Court Judge"
said she, Il can't love dat thar nigger he kicked
me in de ribs once until he loosenod all my in
sides, and when dat occurred my affection for
him vanished"
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
Correct In Both Particulars

What Il lovely little snow-drop that is, said
a friend to Voltage as blonde beauty, with flow
ing tresses, passed them on the Brighton road.
"a snow-drop!" / should say she was hair
belle, ~ said the practical paragranher
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
An Entirely New .IoI,c.

Dean Swift, hearing of carpenter falling
through the scaffOlding of house which he was
engaged in repairing, dryly remarked that he
liked to see mechanic go through his work
nrOmDtly
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
HleddIIng No, Allowed.

A Western poet has found inspiration in the
Richardson affair." ard after de-
cidedly original statement of the case he mora
Lies thus;--
"Tis wrong, It's dangerous TO peace or lfe
TO touch mans honor, OF his wife,
Pubic opinion wul not allow
MeddlnR In families any how
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

The Fidelity Insurance, Trust,
SAFE DEPOSIT COMPANY.
CAPITAL ...........$I 900. 900
DIRECTORS.
n; b. Browne, Edward W, CLARK,
Clarence II. CLARK, Alexander Henry.
Charles MAoalostfE Henry @ ei5sSgs SsSgsO F. Tyler
President-N. B. BROWNE.
Vice President CLARENCE II. CLARK.
Secretary and Treasury-ROBERT PATTERSON
Assistant secretary-JAMEs W. HAzLEHURsT.
The Company provided in their new Building and
Vaults absolute security against loss by FIRE BUR
GLARY, or ACCIDENT, and
RECEIVE SECURITIES AND vALUABLES ON DE
POSIT UNDER GUARANTEE,
Upon the following rates. for year less period:
Government and all other Coupon Seour
ties, those transferable by delivery per $1,000
Government and all other Securities regis
tered and negotiable only by endorsement 80 per 1000
Gold Coin Bullion. n......,......... 125 per 1905
Silver Coin Bullion 400 lON
Silver or Gold Plate, under seal, on owners
estimate of value, and rate subject TO ad'
)usment for bulk....'. lU per lOO
Jewelry, Diamonds, etc. ......--..,,. @6O per lOOO
Deeds Mortgages and Valuable Papers generally, when
of fixed value, 81 year. each. according to bulk
These latter when deposited in Tin BoIesare charged
according to bull basis OF lb feet cubic capa
Coupons and interest will he collected when desired and
renlitted to the owners, for one per cent
The Company oner for RENT, the lessee exclusively
holding the key,
SAFES INSIDE THE BURGLAR-PROOF VAULTS,
At rates varying from $l5 to $50 eaoh snnun, accord
ing 10 size.
Deposits OF Money Received. which interest will be
sllOwed:-3 per cent. on Call Deposits, payable by
Check at sight and per cent on Time De
pOsts, payable on ten days notice.
Travellers Letters Of Credit furnished. ayailabls in
parts of Europe.
This Company is also authorized 10 act Executors,
Administrators, and Guardians 60 receive aud
Trusts of every description from the Courts corporations
or individuals
N. B. BROWNE,
PRESIDENT
ROBERT PATTERSON,
II 20 tuths9m5p SECRETARY AND TREASURER
CARRIAGES, ETC.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

This institution viii be opened for the transaction
business on MONDAY, December "a, when the Compa
will be in readiness to SPECIAL DEPOSITS for Il
SAFE KEEPING of GOVERNMENT BONDS and other SECU
RITES, SILVER and GOLD PLATE JEwEIRY, and othe
portable NALUABIEs under special guarantee at rate
81 Siar to those charged by other SAF DEPOSIT CoMPA
the principal cities of the United States TO
RENT SMALL SAFES inside its BURGIARPRooF Vaults at
rates varying from S5 to $50 per year according
and location. These Vaults we'll lighted and venti
lated of enormous strength, and effort expense
has been spared in their construction TO
der them ABsoLUTEL1 BUReLAR-PRooF Watchmen OF
undoubied character, vigilance, and Intelligence will be
on duty day and night Sundays and holidays included
inside and outside the premses and every conceivable
precaution has been adopted in the internal
ents to preclude the possibility stealthy sudden
theft Nothing has been omitted provide for the
venence most perfect attanabe security Of DEPOSIT
tors and Renters and afford absolute SAFETY against
FIRE, THEFr, BURGLARY, and ACCIDENT means for
which, ss adopted by tho Company not it is believed
exoeed in the country.
All fiduciary obligations such as Trusts, Guardian.
ships Executorshps, etc. will be undertaken and faith
fully discharged
Coupons, Interest, and other Income will be col
lecteo when desired and rentted to the for small
commission
Suitable accommodatons provided for the convent
of ladies. I
Circulars, giving full Details forwarded on application
Office Hours, o'clock 4. N. to4 O'Clock Pm
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24

DIRECTORS.
THOMAS ROBINS,
LEWIS X. ASUHURST,
J. LIVINGSTON BRRINGER,
X. p. MCCULLAGH,
EDWIN NJ. LEWIS,
JAMES l. CLAGHORN,
BENJAMIN b. COMEGYS,
AUGUSTUS HEATON,
II. RATCHFORD STARR,
DANIEL HADDOCK, JR.,
EDWARD Y. TOWNSEND,
JOHN d. TAYLOR,
HON. WIN. A. PORTER
OFFICERS.
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-12-24
NUMBER CCLV.
am OLD SCORE.
A DRAMA OF THE PERIOD.

PERSONS REPRESENTED.
Ethel Darlington.
Old Calthorpe, afterwards Lord Ovington.
Harold CalthOrpe.
Casby.
The New York herald., 1869-06-10

PARTY, HAVING CERTAIN AND WELL Sc
cured income OF from $500 to " 900 month, wishes
to borrow several thousand dollars for immediate at
interest," and will assign said income for payment
OF loan. Address Securities, Herald Office.
The New York herald., 1869-06-10

THE rROTTING STALLION COMMODORE WANDER
bilt will stand for the at the farm of Morgan L.
Mott Pou:hkeepsc Vanderbilt has record OF u.s.
Mares every day by boat from the
the Of Franklin BY notifying Mr.. Mott they will
be sent for.
The New York herald., 1869-06-10
PROPOSALS.
= 49,
PROPOSALS FOR STATIONERY.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT, y
OFFICE or INTERNAL RRvENUu,S


ss.,.. p,o,o... I'M WAsnIsaTos Nay 81, isss.
q. son day i ooocf NJ Tor sup supplying
Gu, ns. portion q the United lying the
eIeep, Montana and New MeEco, with The
The year ending june @ In their respective districts ''s
bond setss Ss s% Of S
% g B qsS IN ss state, D.,cs
tina. the parties shall In case Of the their
nclsni bonds for the due Performance q the same.
accept or reject each bid, item by item ~ ''-'-'
The bid. should b decreased e the Gomm..onsr Of
Stationery to internal Revenue oacesa"
this oee upon application with conditions under which the
c. DELASo Commissioners. J
ocs Of the Clerk Of the Board OF Educatlon q
assa G sa and Elm streets s and y aoT5srs sse un
Coal Wood required for the Public schools n his city
nd 1 or Of Ss WOOD ,Sns so ot
thousand one hundred ul00 cords Of pine wood
Ths coal must be of tn. quality white ash turn.cs
and forty to scn and must Be- @ csi1srsd Z
I sSs aoI ne
ito be furnished from the mines named) II accepted, and
ana ton Of two
.boS Os ~"
twelve hundred tons Of stove size hundred and wonI
The mus. Be- Of Ses qualify sticks not
lea than three @ feet long, and not less than Arso 0 nch
Tho pine wood be of the bes. quality not less than %
feet ak (6) inches long.
The must state the price cord Of hundred
and wenyeght 2S cubic feet solid for both pinl
and oak wood and siso tho price for saving and
splitting oadhs quantity Of oak wood TO be split only
required by the Committee on Supplies.
The will be inspected and measured under the super
vision Of the Inspector OF Fuel Of the Board OF Educaont
and must be delivered as the schools when ordered fol-
lows :.
Twohirds Of tho quantity required from tho first dsy ol
July to the twenty 6h day Of August. and the remainder
required by the Committee or Supplies.
Said wood, both oak Ind pine, must be delivered .awe
and when requycd sp and must be piled in the yards ce
lars vaults or bins Of the school buildings be dssiG
mated By the authority The conact for supplying
sad GOAL and wood be binding until the 22d yund
7o Two suretes for the faithful performance OF the oo
tract will be required and each proposal must be accompN
ned with the signatures and residences Of the proposed sure
ties.
No compensation Will be allowed for delivering said oo
and wood Of the schools for putting and png th
the yards cellars vaults bins Of said schools
Proposals must be directed to the "Commitse on sqpp
of the OF Education" should be endorsed PopQ
sails for Coa Proposas for Wood" the may b
The committee the right TO reject all Of tA
proposals offered. TIMOTHY BRENNAN,
THOMAS MURPHY,
SAMUEL A. LEWIS,
Committee on Supplies.
The New York herald., 1869-06-10

LroR sALE-A YOUNG HORSE, SIX YEARS OLD,
dark gray gent elm single double harness. e beau
tful saddle horse; sold for want OF use; at MCPEACK
BROTHERS livery stables l6 @ l54 and l56 East Ffieth
street, Third avenue, New York.
The New York herald., 1869-06-10
SPECIAL. NOTICES.

lATA SPECIAL MEETING OF JACKSON ENGINE
n Company No. OF the town Of Morrisanta held A tho
engins house Tuesday evening June 1882 the following
preamble and resolutions unanimously adopted -
Whereas ha: pleased an oyerr1lng Proydencs 70 cali
beloved friend and associate Michael Bergen formerly
Foreman Of this and stery Chief Engineer OF the
Fire Department OF this town and
I Whereas this company In common with the entire Fire
Department and community 10 called upon to mourn the
loas Of honest and most worthy citizen therefore,
Resolved, That have learned with emotions
porrow Of the death Of Michael Bergen, amsnted and
Resolved That in the death Of departed friend this
company In with the department. has sustained
an rreParsbe loss A. an oncer eyor the foremost where
privileged to under him.
Resoived That we deeply sympahize with the family OF
ehe deceased, whom the hand Of aicon has
been laid and that while called upon his
share with them their their grief grief their
loas II our loss.
Resolved That copy of these resolutions duly suthen
Ated be forwarded 10 The family of and the
b pce.sssd In the New STk Herald, star and sunday
Mercury.
Resolved, Tha. the active members respectfully inviting
he honorary and ex-members Of this company meet the
knEnc houac attend the funeral Thursday, June TO-
1853, At half-past twelve O'Clock r. N.
CORNELIUS MURPHY
GEORGE STEELE. Committee
JOHN SMITH.