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Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-05-18

RAILROADS.
Commencing November 30, 1868
TRAINS GOING SOUTH AND EAST.
Leave Waterbury at 4, AZ AM;2 ,U3 and 0 Az
2 Al.
Mail train leaves st. Adams at Gas NJ, and
connects nj Burlington with the Rutland Road ,
at While River Junction and Bellows Fails with
trains Tor Boston. Worcester. Springfield, ana
with trains on passumpsic railroad; arrives at
New York at l.45.
Day Express leaves Montreal at s 40AM St
Johns at ~ AN. House's Point 10 10 A AZ for
Boston &c, arriving in Boston via. Lowell at
lJ30PM.
Night express leaves 0gdcnsburgh atlr 30 4
N. Montreal ats Be P NJ, Rouses Point at . 40 p
N. st. Johns at t5,pM. arriving in Boston at
- A NJ; connecting at Bellows Falls with
Cheshire Railaoad for Boston and Worcester,
and with W. Valley railroad for springfield &c.
and arriving in New York at 1910.
TRAINS GOING NORTH AND WEST =
Leave Waterbury at 3,25 and s. 20 AN. and
j. sc Pm. .iua s'fil s.,iiilfI .iIIlnT
Day Express l.aves Boston VIA Lowell s.ui
AM, for Burlington. Montreal Ogdensburgl and
the west. .H.ti lit " y ~ y
Mail train leaves Boston vim lowell at no
Nj via Lawrence and Fitchburgh at Z \ 30 4
u. Springfield at 10 A N, Tor Burlington aud
st. Adams. Ac s14fat'', Jur.asli m at.IllI
Accommodation tram leaves No tllfed at s Oh
NJ Tor Burlington. Rutland, nousse Point.
Night Express leaves Bellov = faIls At 10 10 Pm
receiving pass ngers trom Vermo,t ,lley raft
road. leaving New York vt II 10 pa and from
Cheshile railroad leaving Boston at 81 I'm con
meeting at White hiver Junction will. train
leaving Boston at . 0 PM. for Burlington, N n
treai. Houses ONT and Ogen bureh con
Meeting with Grand Trunk train for the west
sleeping cnrs are attached to all night trains.
Through Tickets fur hirago and tn, west for
sale at The principal stations l'l'f'i
! :. II, MERRILL. supt.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-05-18
ONLY.25 CENTS

The Great Quietimg Remedy for Children
Contains NO MORPHINE OR POISON.
GUS DRUG; sure to Regulate the Borels !;
nllays all Pain; corrects Acidity of tho
Stomach makes sieh and reak children
STRONG and HEALTHY; cures Wind Collie,
Gripping, inflammation Of the Bowels, and
all complaints arising from the effects of
Teething. Call for, Mother Bailey's Quieting
Syrup, and take no other, and you are safe.
Sold by Druggists and all dealers in Med
icine. usrH3 ..Ns3 NEu a.ta
A. RICHARD Wv London, Conn;
Agem a. he United States
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-05-18
BLACKSMITH

in ereeilent opportunity for a cool mechanic
This Shop is lotated on Church Street in Hyde
Park village, and is an entirely new building. IS
e. 1t is now occupied by a Blacksm TIL Wheel
wright and Shoemaker aud is conveniently iiAish-
cd to accommodate all these crafts wish to sell
and, there being other shop where either ofthcse
trades is carried in the village or in this part Of the
town, | am confident ttatlthe situation ollurs the
best opportunity in the County If Lamoilc, to an
enterprising mechanic, with little means to begin
with. By dispensing with some IF the shop room,
convenient dwelling could be easily finished In n
part of the building. 1t was also built with cspec-
al reference TO a Easement under the whole.
Would be able to give possession by NAV list.
HENRY J. LILLEY.
Hyde Park, March %, 1869. 10
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PARK (. j: HIlOTEl
{ ON The AMERICAN PLAN
Cor. BEEKMAN and NASSAU
Near City Hall Park, Z "1- MA
! .Ha4lE .YAI8ah------
GEORGE WIGHT, Proprietor,

N. B.4-Lpeatcd In the very hoart Of IlevIR'
business, this IL one Of the most conyenlesaasd
ted Hotels for Merchants, Business men ns y
visiting the city. ~ tr Sm'
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THE LANDS OF THE Bib q,

.-s 'at 7r,- ,.-.- 49,
variety "
for F.RntRs GL>ss VEINS" % ~hih have ,F'erdd
Paragraphs
vr~s swit,stl.nd tbs Rhine tnssHd scotland wh,,k e
srERspsrnrgs manuf,enrr very isrgy snd tst,
s,ork Of "a. best Hgss NJ the i.s'st
ruor0GR ABNs MInuse,urr II khap. :. veil
hnown throughout the sut bsnty 10 al.
oh-rs i-.fI-tft ~ ~ ff''' b q .
Al sell F,,isrr sinr -.'
fhsr Of should fsh
sts,i before makinf their par ha.s. 10
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I)HMoRfsr's YOUNG AMERICA, EN

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gil the Press say 80, and Parents aud Teachers con-
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J, cts, or good twrhaded pearl pccket-knife, and
a large number Of other desirable articles given as
premiums TO each subscriber. Yearly $3.50. Pub
licati0n Office, s3s Broadway, New York
Try It Boys and and Girls. Specimen copies ten
cents, mailed free. ,'9f " : 4yl
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AGENTS WANTED FOR
NIGHT SCENES IN THE BIBLE,

BY REV. DANIEL MARCH, D. d.
Fer full, free, Rowing, clear, sparkling, pure and
graceful style; for poetic genius; for Deauty II
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alysis of character, graphic deln,ations and ripe
scholarship; Tor lifc-like pidturcs, glowing words
aud happy Illustrations, this work has no equal
such COMMUNICATIONS, as the abcyc have been re-
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Commissions, 500 to $500 par Month,
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IMPORTANT CERTIFICATE.
SPEEDY CURE OF WnoopING COUGH.

J. W. PICKETT, Esq, Brooklyn, N. Y.
am not Ia the hai,it OF taxing advertised medi-
cnus nor VI crtfyia4 IT, their curative eff cts when
ttidy eiIne ihiderimy observation; Tut | feed con-
stiniaed I, mako an exception in favor of DUDDiS
NErVINE AND lNVIGoRAT0R, q medicine
have used in my family for some time past. My
little dau shter had Dcen suffering from severe
Whoopng Cough for several weeks, and was 50
much broken of rest MT night that--hy excessive
ecu ,,hins aud loss Of sleep-hcr const tutiun and
general health seemed to 10 giving away. Vari, Us
remedies or plllatvcs were recommended by int >
mate neigh ors, nut nothing was tried until our at
tehtOn was called by physician not new in prac-
tee to DOdps Ncrvine. This was procured anu
cJlnmenced using ut unce-w til IN eff ct immediate
and surprising. Az the Commissions were hardest at
nj 1ht we began 10 Give the nervihc on her Going
ned The FIRST dose administered made its impress
sion the Gu h became less and less frequent.
very much less severe--she got her accustomed
seep-rapldly revived In health and vgor--and in
few days was as VOL rs ever. What was left OF
the Wh0oping Coushiwa thereafter N no trouble.
Ofcourse ] cannot Int consider D0dd's Nervine and
InvguratDr an Invaluable remedy for this distress
ing malady may add, thatI have since recon-
mcnded 1t to several family friends, in like crcuui-
stances and have found 1t In every case to DO equal
" successful: 1t needs only to he known o. come
into universal demand. J. w. PICKETT.
For sale by Druggists. Price0nc Dollar. 2rw3
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G00DSPEED's GOLDEN, FOUNTAIN PENS.
60 lines written with one pen of Ink No Blot
TIM. Une b,x assorted samples sent for 21cents
guaranteed. Address E.A. JOY, Portsmc nth, IL,
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-05-18
PLANT oman rnr

PLANT CRAB TREES IN ,,S,-,
c,; a dapted 4. and Thoroughly 'STs ~
ing or drying. : A0' 4
We sell nothing but os
roots, well packet. A liS l. G's !. \
those ordering fifty or mna al d.,
Vt. A. X. spALDINe, A / "erS q
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NOTICE.

Whereas my wife, Helen L. Gallup, las this day
lett my bed ald board thout just cause or Prove
cahun, ] hercpy FIR I'D all persons harborfng or
uustng her on my acc. unit, as shall pay mt del Is
OF her cJntiactng after this date. 'ff9l mi
:. ROBERT s. GALLUP.
Eden, VT, April 30, 1869. ri
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y And all kinds ef TN furniture irade In work.
manlikc manner, Of tho hest fsteek, and sold for
reasonable prices
~ JOB WORK PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO,
RAGS, HIDES and the usual lines Of after taken
In exchange and tho currcntrates lssid, r.
CALL AND EXAMINE our soods and prices no.
fore You Go FURTHER AND FARE WORSE.
- VIM. Manifold.
No. Hyde PARA, March LIST, 1862. lstf
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CEROMOS.

Ths-. sssutu pictures, A. x'rrvb,st fs~ ~
fnsn nj fS,-'iH. trfth ihrir -reis
fus L-udoH. Rrin, vrbna gnIns sayry NJ
E. Oh. T. ATTH1Ny r
az s9l BRoApwAy9lS ". .e
Importers and M,nli't- OF fhptc So ~
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81, GOOD FOR ONE DOLLAR

Ag'ts will please cut this cut, and send for par.
ieuiars. L. PARMALEE & CO., 73s SAMSON St.
sv Phil'As Pa
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WANTED!
Fifty Agents Wanted Immediately, t.

WANTED!
Fifty Agents Wanted Immediately, to
Canvass for
SnEmrN's FAMILY PorATo WASHER !!
A Neat AMI Convenient Article, that is destined
to 60 into Every Family in the land, None can
sufpiss it. Ii will wash ~ peck Of potatoes IN
one MINUTE without wetting tie fingers No tub,
pan or basket being required. To the housewives
OF Vermont would shy: DON'T BUY ANY
ANY OTHER TILL YOU SEE THIS, FOR YOU
WILL CERTAINLY WANT ONE. Call On, or
address L. b. SIIERWIN, HydePark, Vt.
|aeTHE CLAREMoNT ftIa.rt
.-,,f is.tiIf b j. To- MANUFACTURING CO.,
Wholesale Booksellers Stationers Publishers, and
$50. Look and Paper Makers .Art
CLAREMONr, n. II. ,g
Orders solicited for any kind ef printing paper.
All Sizes aud Qualities Of Writing Paper.
Evf EVERY yarNls NV + book r"PG abIish raoer
Pens, Pencils Envelopes, Printing
jobs of Binding, Re-binding, Printing
z Ink, etc. Highest Cash price paid for rags
iU4aa GORGE q. IDE,
LEMUEL N.IDE.
Claremont, n. II. L. l.. G0DDAR ID, Ast.
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PATENTS.

PATENTS as ilarsa i@mi'sa '.'7aos
'"BY WHOM 0BTAINED*rPATENTS. Address
Tlios. II. Dodge, many years Chief Examiner and
Of Appeal Beard, u. s. Patent Office, Counsellor,
Advocate and solicitor Of Patents Worcester Mass.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-05-18

Lire and Let Lire, IS orr Motto,
G8IN'Hy {flNy)
Stowe, Nov. 90, 1867. ALBERT BARnows
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This Iorl.

Aloazo
Tho Suhscr |
house, and a,
lishlaont, vol
patronage
q call. that n
make the ne
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The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-03-09

servant in foreign legation entitled 20 pro
tection against civil or criminal process OF our
courts?
II citizen assaults foreign minister, not
knowing the official character OF the latter, Is
Il an ofiense different from an assault on any
one elseG II it is, what is the difference
Have belligerents right to sell prizes in
neutral port
II the United States, in war with Spain,
captured, occupied, and held Cuba, would the
island become part of the United States 80
far as our revenue laws are concerned
At what period does the right Of inviola-
biity OF an embassy begin, over what period
does 1t extend, and how is it affected by war
between the country sending aud receiving an
ambassador
What is the origin of the consulate systemY
Are consuls furnished with credentialsY Are
they liable to pay taxes in foreign country ?
What are the chief duties imposed by statute
on American consuls sbrosdG
What ia postliminiumH What are re-
prissls What is q general legal distino-
tion between general reprisals and actual
war?
Is tar a contraband of war;
Such inquiries as these only touch the rudi-
ments of the knowledge required of a Secretrry
Of State If he is to be a chef naturel in the de-
partment; but 1t would be funny to see Wash
burne endeavor to answer them.
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Mexico-Her Condition and Our Policy.

MexicO-Her Condition and Our Policy.
From the N. Y. Herald.
Mexico stands in our way-stands in the
way of the civilized world. Were she at the
southern extremity of our continent the tide
OF progress would sweep by her and give her
an opportunity, by centuries OF slow upward
movement, to reach comparative ciyiliza-
tion. AS it is, the world cannot wait for this
long process of national regeneration, and
conse quently the Mexican problem to US be-
comes of great political interest. No one can
deny that che has made great strides onward
since the days OF the Spanish viceroys; but 1t
has been an advance from the most abject to
comparative misery. She has had one long
and desperate struggle for nearly half a CEN
tury to rid herself of the civil, religious, and
military fueroS which clupg to her after her
independence. She has tried three constitu-
tions, her theoretical liberal efforts culmina-
ting in that of 1857, which is ia many respects
superior to our own as fundamental code.
She has been placed by the desperate retro
grade effort of the Imperialists back where she
was in 1861, when she finished her grand final
battle with the clergy for the support OF libe-
raj as opposed to ecclesiastical principles.
We find her today with no two elements OF
equal strength which can meet each other for
great internal struggle. The liberal theories
are triumphant; the church party dead after
tremendous conflict; the constitution OF 1897
restored, and an attempt being made to gather
well in hand her moral and religious wreck,
her political and social degradation, and her
| financial dishonesty and ruin. But there arestill
, many elements left in Mexico pregnant with
local trouble. In the north she has vast and
desolate territory in great part overrun 6y
savage Apache and Camanche Indians, who
! have swept off the herds from every estate far
into Central Durango and Northern Zacateoas.
The mining machinery has been destroyed by
the raiders and the mining towns are in ruins
A half-starved, miserable, and ignorant popuia-
tion is shivering under adobe wall. Tamsu-
lipas is stronghold of bandits, and is alter
nately In the hands of Canales or Cortina.
Sonora and Sinaloa are given over to rival
ieudal families. Coahuila belongs almost en-
tirely to the two brothers Sanchez. 5an LUIS
Potosi contains single estates OF the size Oh
delaware, where one-half Of the inhabitants
are In rags, the other half naked, and the
whole OF them living more like beasts than
like human beings. South western Mexico Is
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Queries for Mashburne.

From the N. y World
There seems to be throughout the country
a popular superficial emotion in favor OF the
plan, copied by Mr.. Jenckes from the admin
fstratiye systems of certain foreign govern
ments, which requires candidates for govern
ment employment to undergo an examination
to test the fitness Of the aspirant for the Office
he seeks. We see no good reason why the
system should not apply TO heads of the de-
partments as we'll as the hands and feet. 1t
would be an entertaining spectacle to see and
hear our new Secretary of State undergoing
examination at the hands of a master ofinter-
national law like Mr.. Caleb Cushing or even
Mr. Sumner. They would probably begin
something like this:-
Is a consular certificate evidence Ola ioreign
lawi
What are the immunities OF foreign min
istsr In this country Are they given by
statute or the law of nations !
Under what circumstances Is domestic
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General Grant anu His Administration ia
a Religious View.
From the Ny. Herald,

From Ite N, y Herald
The various religious denominations of the
United States, and especially the members of
the powerful Methodist Episcopal Church,
have great faith in General Grant and in the
prosperity of the Gospel under his admins
tration. The Generals father is a Methodist.
his mother is Methodist, his wife is Metho-
dist, and through these channels the General
himself ia well sea:oned with wholesome reli.
gious convictions. We believe he has not
been converted according to the Methodist
ritual-he has not passed through the ordeal
Of mourning for his sins and that ioyous
sense OF forgiveness aud that change Of heart
through the Holy Ghost which casts off the
old man Adam and makes the believer happy
in the faith; but he is still in the way of sal
vation, and that's great deal in these days
of skepticism, materialism, and unbelief
Thus, although the General likes to ride be.
hind Bonner's fast horses and goes to balls
and although in 'swiDging round the
circle" OF our institutions he may drop In for
an hour or so at the Black Crook, the opera
and the opera bog6e, he still likes mothers
church and all the churches, and sets good
example as an honorary member by awaiting
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

DICTU RES FOR PRESENTS
A. 8. II o b N S . NJ
No. go CHESNUT Street,
Has Just received exquisite specimens OF
ART, SUITABLE FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS,
FINE DRESDEN "ENAMELs" ON PoRCE.
LAIN, IN GREAT VARIETY.
SPLENDID PAINTED PHOTOGRAPHS,
Including q Number of Choice Gems.
A SUPERB LINE OF CHROMOs.
large assortment OF
NEW ENGRAVINGS. ETC.
A,ro, RICH STYLES FRAMES, of elega /,
uew patterns. 81
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ROOFING.

r rE,. f. Aoo1,o 2 i adsnIsa = F., G.
IG cen be applied TO STEEP Or FLAT
ROOFS at one-half the expense OF tin. IJ
readily put on old Shingle Roofs withoul re-
moving the shingles, thus avoiding the damag.
ing of ceilings and furniture while undergoing
repairs. mo gravel used)
pREsEBVE YOUR TIN ROOFS WIrH
WELTON'b ELASTIC PAINT.
lam always prepared to Repair and Paint
ROOFS al short notice Also. PAINT EOR
SALE by the barrel or gallon, the best and
cheapest In the market .
ID 2I7s No. IN N. NINTH eI., above Coates
Elizabeth daily monitor. [volume] (Elizabeth, N.J.) 1868-1880, 1869-04-27
NEW JERSEY RAILROAD.
r., esS
M HsA 1si Sss s@SE
FOOT OF COURTLANDT ST., NEW YORK.
Commencing November ~, 1865.

FOOT OF CoURTLANDT ST., NEW YORK.
Commencing November 22, 1865.
Trains will leave New York for Baltimore and
Washington at 8. 40 A. NJ, and $50 and $40 p. NJ.
Through tickets sold for various places West, in
the $40 <, NJ. and and P. NJ. trains, with only
one change of cars to Cincinnati or Chicago.
No baggage will be received for any train unless
delivered and checked fifteen minutes in advance of
the time of leaving; and baggage not taken by the
owner its arrival, will be liable to charge for
storage.
All the Philadelphia trains from New York stop at
Newark to take up passengers, the A. M. at the
principal stations, the p NJ at all the stations,
and the 10 A. NJ, 1890, 400 $50 p. M. at Elizabeth
and Railway on signal
On Sundays the only trains for Philadelphia leave
New York at $50; for Washington at $40 p NJ; for
the West at p. Nj.
Returning from Philadelphia trains leave Ken
sington at ii A NJ, and via West Philadelphia at o.
40 A. NJ, and 1.20 A, and $50 P. NJ, and II mid
night, and via Camden at A. NJ. way train from
Bordentown leaves there for New York at $50 A. NJ.
ELIZABETH AND NEW YORK.
Leave Elizabeth for New York at 415*, 5.45, 6.45
7l5 7.45, 8, SIS, S3S $685., 9.45, 1915, 1120# A.
NJ, Pas, LAO 245 3.45, 4.45, g. 7.2O. 915*, 925*
1890, 11.30 p. NJ.
Leave North Elizabeth for New York, viz; s17, g.
81, 1047 A. NJ, 247, 4.47, and IL. 80 P. NJ.
Leave New York for Elizabethat 6*, $50 ~, $40
1910, LAO A NJ, II NJ l, 2, B. $50, 40, 430, 500
$40 6#, 610, 7, $40, 10 and 10 ?. M.
Leave New York for North Elizabeth, viz; $40 TO-
10 A. NJ, u NJ, $50, $40 and 10 P NJ
On Sundays leave New York at 6.30* P. NJ. Leave
Elizabeth at 925* P NJ.
Passengers not purchasing tickets before entering
the cars pay FIVE CENTS additional fare. Tickets
are received by the Conductor only the train for
which they are sold and ON the day purchased
Contracts for communication from the first of each
month, made at the Secretarys Office only from 10
A. NJ. to p NJ, No. Ill Liberty Street, New York
N.a. Freight received at the foot of Courtlandt
street New York, for way stations to Milestone and
Perth Amboy until l P. NJ, and for Princeton
Trenton, &c,, until II A. NJ, and for Newark until
1850 p NJ Freight received after these hours Is not
despatched until the next day.
+. W. JACKSON, General Superintendent
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The adulteration of liquor is carried
on to frightfll extent. One drug
house in London in 1867, sold more
strychine to one liquor house than the
whole city could use medically. A
drop of pure liquor can hardly be OBJ
tanned even for medical purposes. To
poison what is poison is one of the
fruits of civilization.
The Germans of New York city out
number the Irish by 10000, and of the
two nationalities there are about $50,
600 representatives.
A girl in Pittsfeld was struck dumb
by the firing of cannon. A number
of married men have, i'll consequence,
invited the artillery companies to pa
rade upon their premises.
1t is said that Barnum is in full chase
of chap who helped his own wife at
the dinner table, in preference to ano-
Their lady.
81 resort to wine to stimulate my
WITS" said young spendthrift to an
old one.
"Ah," replied the veteran, "that is
the way begun, but now have to re-
sort to my wits to get my wine. )"
Matches are made in heaven. Yes,
was the reply, and they are sometimes
dipped in the other place
Young ladies are like arrows they
are all in q culver when the beaus come
and can't go off without them.
d An attorney, about to finish bill OF
costs, was requested by his client, a
baker, ''to make it as light as he could!'
All p replied the attorney, " that is
what you may say to your foreman, but
it's not the way l make my bread. y
With knowledge, sorrow increases, y
us the fiat said when he had found that
he had drawn blank in the lottery.
Theirs was discussing with friend
the recent English and French election,
when the latter said For my part, ]
think we are all going down hill, every
year more and more radical, [ firmly
believe that in fifty years all Europe
will be republican" Fifty years %
replied NJ. Theirs 81 only give TWEEN
ty-fve."
A gentleman came near losing his
wife who fell into river running
through his estates. He announced
the narrow escape to his friends, ex
pecting their congratulations. One Of
them, a grabbed old bachelor, wrote
back 81 always told you the river was
too shallow.
Elizabeth daily monitor. [volume] (Elizabeth, N.J.) 1868-1880, 1869-04-27
AN ORDINANCE

TENO construct a sewer in Railway avenue, from a
L point near Broad street to Elizabeth river.
Be it ordained by the Mayor and City Council of
the city of Elizabeth
Section /. That sewer shall be built and con-
structed in Railway avenue, from point near
Broad street to Elizabeth river said shall be
built and constructed with all necessary manhoes,
street basins, cuverts, complete to the grade
and according to the specifications adopted by the
City Council.
Section 2. That the whole amount of costs, dam
ages and expenses incurred in the prosecution and
completion of said improvement, shall be duly as
sessed according the provisions of the act entitled
An act to revise and amend the charter of the city
of Elizabeth, approved March 4, 1863.
Section 3. Said improvement shalb be made and
completed under the supervision and direction of
the Street Commissioner and according to the pro-
visions of the city charter and ordinances. az