Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-08-14
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

Il will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
1t cures chronic and lamma,ory rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. It will cLre
any aud all OF d PtheFla, in lis most ma
lignant forms, ia one duy--we will warrant 1t
IN any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
Ii will cure the Toolhsche IN one minute. II
cur Pl urisy ard Pneumonia, eliectuaIy, IN
"a hours, and frequently in hall the time. Il
cures Asthma and Broncl itus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, PalpitatIon
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
IN less time aud more permanently than any
other remecy in the world II has been used
successfully IN several cases Of analysis. One
or Two tcaspoonsfui will eticctualy cure any
case of Darrhoca or Dyseniery. 1t cures ordi.
nary Coughs and Co.+s in one nght-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome and
most painful OF all diseases permanently ond
ciTccluay in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try II free
OF charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it nevcr
fails to effect cure in four or five application
some If II csc were of 20 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Wounds if is tie best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
tina, cures all cases of that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case Of
Scrofula, though be has never had on opportunl-
ty'of testing il, save in o.e case, child years
old, which had been sorely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
1ha nh 'ag n
Cholera Morlus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are a great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think it is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood thai we
have rolrainc from saying or rocomn ending
this celebrated AnodyLe Elixir Tor any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 20 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
ily medicine ever presented t. the people and
that no family will be without il es soon as It's
virtues are known.
N.B-No person must expcc; one bottle 10
cure a case Of Rheumatism -r Spinal Affection
Of wears Standing 10 many cases one
bottle VIII make al thectt ~ CuIe-uu' continue
the use Ct it until a cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
III Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manen,ly, by this Invaluable remedy, two or
more of whirh will appear each wcek, kereafie'
in the Staunion Vndcstor.
Ct Try O"e BOric Of TIE Great American
Discovery Of 1865
Agents wanted IN all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell this celetra-
lci AEodyue Elixir address
DR.. FRENCH,
ock Box 72l, s,aunton. Va.
July 3l $50. 6n
e. For sale by Henry Billings, Shep-
heTusloWn