The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-07-05

me ray ina. always lights up wo-
mans dcspair-Raimcnt. fH
Awoman weighing 72srlbs is on sxhi.
bition at Atlanta. ~ Hs5Jl gl;Iy
THE person who drew long bowrwasa q
lady, and her lover was six feet ssyep.
What lady "sets up the fa,hion?' A.
lady compositor on a fashionable msga-
zine. drti lTa7qs 4.
The fashionable length Of 8 train is
now just now two yards. Long enough,
surely. p iaa'i Aoes 'al'7
According to Artcmu. Ward, there are
two things for which wo are never pre-
pared, namely-twins. ,9 ~
Why is pretty woman like bar
keeper? Because she is always on hand
with smilo. & slla asg
Why woman's dress does NOT require
any praise. Because its too much pufIed
already la : ' a'' ~,
What IS the difference between bello
and burglar7' Ono wears false locks
and the other false keys. fE siGia
Connecticut divorced Ate couples last
year-16O for husbands, and 318 at the
instance Of wives. 5s1u
Ladies in England who desire to dress
up in a hurry, can now buy an elegantly
embroidered paper petticoat for sixpeuce.
Women arc steadily asserting their
rights. Boston has chosen a woman to
deliver her fourth Of July Oration:q
The men who Aatter women do not
know them sufficiently tho men who
abuee them do not know them at all.
A 10 ounce baby has boon born in
Richmond, Virginia, and tho little fellow
is reported to b. as smart as a steel trap.
A certain Miss. Hart, Of Troy, New
York, retnrns an income Of more than
$50, ,OOO-a Hart worth winning
A newly married man says his wife is
a perfect rose. The only drawback to
his happiness is, that sho blows cut per.
haps little too often. toi 5spi
Awidover went to Manchester, New
Hampshire, on the 18th, buried bis lately
beloved. and left With his nov made bride
on tho 1Sth.t 'tsi 55jd sif
A'scrvant girl 8. Nowberg, New York,
was recently too much for burglar. Sho
poured gallon Of hot water over him,
and he left the premises in a hurry.
The age of, a young lady is now OK
pressed according to the present style Of
skirts. BY saying that eighteen springs
have passed over her head.
A philosopher says that il anything
will make awoman mad, it's looking for
her nightcap after the light has bsen
blown out. s.=..1.r7, .,,-i5sts..
Washington paper describes beautiful
young lady as having face a painter
might dwell upon. That would DO de-
lightful residence. s, ,,,.t.
Somebody sagely, said, "a, long time ago.
that tho glory Of a woman was in her
bonnet. Itwould be q powerful small
glory nowadays. 's7'7s 8
Gibson county, Tennessee. hasa young
lady thirteen years Of age, who weighs
four hundred pounds, and another Of the
same age who weighs 40 lbs, and is 26
inches high. 1.sf III s55it
"John," screamed country girl,
seated by the side Of her dull lover,
'lsave me alone!" i"Why, amt touch
| ing you!'' "No," replied she-"but you
might, if you liked" n
A young married man Of Bridgebcrt,
Connecticut. was sent home from church
by his wife, on a recent Sunday, for
prayerbook, and brought her q photo
graph album. @AR
At Portland, Maine, on the 2Dd inst,
Mrs. Boxer. the widow Of o minister, was
shot fatally by Mrs. Parker, lawyer's
wife. The affair. was caused BY Jealousy.
Mrs. Parker was arrested. ifi2
There is a young lady in Terra Hauts,
Indiana, only eighteen years Of age, who
boasts that within the last two years sho
hos contracted md broken ten matrimo-