Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-08-27
NEWS AND PERsoNAr.

2. ~. stanton's health is greatly inn
| proving.
/ An Oregon paper calls George Fran
CHS Train deserter from a comic al
manao. .a.f-
The Utica Observer. Gov. ssvmouvl-
organ says 't0ld Rosy is Joined 10 hig
9dplS Pelf, and it is quite as well that
he is permitted to co.
/ A pig with a human head is astonisb-
4 ing South Carolina. The pig headed
person had better come 10 Ohio aud
join his fellow-DemOcrats
Il Neal Dow has taken the Geld i'm Ohio
!or q temperance campaign. be is iugf
In time, since all the Republfcnn4 ---
Intoxicated over the nomination i,f
Fenale5oH--1Ve10 York Commercial A a.
Two former French schoolnates mat
after lapse Of years. $50 won ars
| married. Victorine 2'3 ttYes. % iiETnn-
PyH' "Oh,. yes, perfectly happy.''
lou nave ch1luren, OF course ~ "Nos
you know our lodgings are so smuuI'i
Two Englishmen travelled three davg
together in stage-coach without er-
che eLlsn zl1lg word On the fourth day
one Of them vantured to remark that
y was q me morning. "And who said
it wasn't - was the reply.
Jersey is famed for its musouftoer.
But one town, name not given, hnr
/ taken census, and finds, t0ftaRhnmr.
/ that it can muster but four. and thsrs
are mOnopOliEed by two citizens. Ear
/ ~ measures VIII be taken 20 have this
| town set of from New Jersey and aua
] nezed to the United States.
This is the latest poem on Grant:
THE hero Of vicksburg,
/ Part owner OF Brfckahurg.H
Tnr1n
in bad luck being sOt for a man like q
1 trap but have known lots OF folks,
Who5 ~ there was any drst-rata bad
luck lying around loose, would be sure
tew git one foot into it 5hnyh0w,"
Chinese books are read from the right
side OF the page toward the Ien. md
from the top to the bottom Of q PAGE.
ln vertical instead Of horizontal COLI
umns.
A friend asked a little girl; (which
do you love best, your cat or your
doll 2" The little girl thought some
time before answering, and than whiB-
pered in the ear of her questiOnGrs III
love my cat best, but please don't tell
dolly"
A candidate for auditor Of public ao-
counts was called upon for q speech.
On rising, he commenced "GUnE8-
men. you have called upon me Tor @
have no prepared speech. Indeed, r
am no speaker. do not desire 30 30 3
speaker, only want 70 be an audit0r.n
A child, on being shown the picture
of "Danlel in the biOn's Den, ,n Trur nE-
fected to tear8. hDon't wriaVe. Pot %
said the mother, che was not daVour-
ed. IN not crying for thnt,n ives
the reply "but do you see that little
lion in the corner mamma 9 We'll. Tih
afraid he won't get any, for Daniel is
50 small ne won go around"
A son Of Bacchus who had drank
deeply of his favorite potations once
missed his footing at the top uf tho
hotel stairs, and after several gYra-
tiOns, arrived, head Grst, at the land
ing. A good Samaritan ran 90 picE
him up, but was rewarded for his COM
passion after this wise s'Eowi you i61
lem me lone, viii you / alters come
down stairs that way"
one Of the pictorial Eeelzlfes for 1rrk
week has fino wood cut OF the fnrfde
of q railroad car, on approaching In-
at which point she conduc-
tor opens she door and calls out "ln-
dianaPolis-dfteen minutes for divor-
ces. The picture was evidently taken
by tour special artist on the spot"
Josh Billings says good many wise
things "of whom this Is one OF Whioh"t
Most emmy man viii concaod that 10
look very foolish 20 see q boy drag q
heavy slay up steep hin for Che fleet
In pleshur Of ridin down agin; but it
appears 60 me that that boy % a sage
by she side Of the young man hoo
works hard all the week, and drink
bis wages up Saturday mite.
On q recent occasion an Trishmuu
stood listening TO Fred. Douglass who
was eEpatiatinE on government ana
freedom; and as the orator came 90
the highest oratOrioal hight the Arlah-
nBeiad he spaltes well for q na-ur.u
0Don't you know, said another, che
isn't a negro. He's only half negro"
'aOnly half nagur, is hel Well, ira
can talk that way, I'm think
ing a whole nugur might bate the
prophet 5oremiah."
The Onto Statesman says that no mnu
in his sober senses doubt1 she olepiloN
of Pendlrton, ,-n shreWd way OF
ing the Democracy pretty een-t-4
d0ubt tt.vv[Lhicago evening" Fe-T