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, 1869-04-23
INSECT DESTOYER,
Every Farmer,
GARDENER and FRUIT DEALER
Is INVITED 70 SEND FOR
-" Gtst's Improved FrnIt Tree and YIue Insert

Is INVITED TO SEND FOR
"Dest's Improved Fruit Tree and Vine Tnsett
Destroyer and Inyisorator,''
Improved and Patented juno ID, lsA after EIGHT
and II far superior 70 II,
Having on the 4th day Of June 1853 purchased m the
t1kht title and interest III this Patent at Patented
Cu,npoeitlon for tho whole United States nrs now
prepared to fuEniah samples Of this Invaluable
so.ai Rth.s fos f. nsn.sac.uFc an .aie a. N
s1asxf e5srfMnstor i nay m drpcndr The ssit~
ths rs Eassss e al neesss sett1stixe + fruit si1es
cut. A.!t Lnsr, lvsrif Atmv I,nrus, His nursa Hirt
~ nt'I. ~ H,m f1nkrr H'In, Ntr73liiiu, .srpti H..
IZER snd iNVttinRATQR Its power Is nlsniicei.a u
tnG of diteated and neglected tr at,d veg
etAuou and the perfect and abundant flatlrfty nj ft
WhtfeSr! Il is properly applied. '4 1'"''
fcAt IT, Agent wanted in every Comfy in tl,,. II
For pamphlet. tcttinonals and iniorafl,n sHi-s:." "
-, j. AHEANN,
M. Post Ohice>av., Baltimore Md
, 1869-04-23
METE1RQlQ LOGICAL.

Meteorological record for Apri! ee, 1850, us re-
portesi BY ]. q. Langguth. Dr., onticlan, lii Ran
;lolLa street. correspondent to the Smithsonian
Institute The small lettefH tho Initials for the
words vccrine." 'ycntIc, "high," .4lry, "mo.st
atmosphere, F." ''rain," and "snow:'
Time. Bar. Njul 1Thtc, Ialfn.
, 1869-04-23
The Live Stock lfnrk cts.
NET TORE

NEE TORE,
Sreciai pstpatcn to The Chicaxo Tribuua
..-.. new YoRK. April =
swtnc-Rsccirts- A001 prices better II $IGMa1G&
= lG be. SALES embraced ~ smooth 1ninola LIZ M
E!oe1 g the lcal trade 81 do, l.6 s aiG Is md II
Uhfo. III rs &la75 ,N
.--- CINCINNATI ..-..-..
C1SeESA1L Arrn A-Becf cattle unclaimed The
Eho1c raneris a. 4Qha IS for COMMON to c.trL
etntal e1lse- -
Sheep testce and In demand Il a+oo2kD per ecnta1
E-pkz~ =
ST, LoC1s.
81: LoCtk. April 4lAttle qn,iet. With only local
Hoss ste1dy 1t e910c.
, 1869-04-23

LIT e. i5 TMos 1s 3Ef 1:,7 5 DISTRICT o. cz
edi.et 4 ceaEa with a 0sa y
= H 4 n9iisi n9iiil:sn
2; roa:tis,siss l. hsasSsi s s RY9hsn Wsas9
!; ,.a;,!N A. Gs.Msosd.. !, bowman.
S 5aatsi aseatS asnoe'fns c"
LIZ fsS. A b;ll bSlt'otd flfI:oseF Stewart.
Hiamt H II nsSEE....:.........-:S tnS.-S, S,t;.5a Gu5,is
i T:sfaf + affSs,i::::;::.::::::::::::S w.: %$;%:Rn
S,:ss f5sssi fssd
I. IF +: 1eha,on s Gs,l; +; Jehn:oR,
i'i'!s k;!i4 a!4as, Pn5s.o. ~
4 ansscr;. ;.'.-..'....'.--....T + Td La1ped
~ L PSasln'' sm!sh
IT se{s' 1ffts2esAy' fsI'
MessSnscr Mes9qn,; '....A. cHSnxsI H;n
Sata:s S:!.en E + EssiEe Es:ss
+ ;l PHnaisils:: .::... i iissa H.nn.nend-
% Reasset = - F:so Gs@Psayy GGSay
Rss E Hasts:ss VII
s5sRs15 An9is ! E salih::::.::.::TE z K:,s ssath-
t<rt Kot<rt Ta1zant.. Barton. -
= a%;s::::::::f k;!Sss !; Rsssa'oa
SeS 4. WW9tHd;;............I Wstsar. 3 ReTImsn: Ias:
" W.; Waed::::;;:::5 ;:::::;::.:.5 fpiieassa piesss.
the iii @ I'd @ tss II I'll ths not & Z
.Gned rtwo werks at the fAE.htzt ~ 49,
IL bs r.. IS i'ati f 10 prospects opening be}oee she
s ';!St ssssis ss!s ss:4e 4. %
i9aF wGd the nofhssts ~ f. e.
IL the ss saeFs Fth IT e . I "a
,Ss.t 81 AZ T. Nh M stss1ee FL Ss9e
~ AZ L4CxcH-Ihel l.od crcdsc. owned
, 1869-04-23

CASAiA-KsenEit q iio ph{1aG::,,i;ii.::
ean wf bare IN ilc tnitc States between III ~
kQHAles nf Euh!!c md private canals of whch so,r
TIE sa14s y ~ n TIL. State eost upwards ma
s4esn!sa ,nS ~ fcrt,eeot more than snrOaan
- 1, The shsspes eost thin sI10 Tcr
m LSs El. nd tho Laehlno . e:sAol oseh Il
X nans snucE IEfy FsIy from = 70 10 fcet wide Al
~ uren shs.n n some esses m 10 loo tons hr,rn
LAA fxfM 0TIN.-A private dcspatth frurn vino
~ states that tho steatcsu Countess I'd WI RsSic
ancft1eta Y p.se!nG through lsko Ie4n on 4opasy.
.N.e Ne+% " *!-E 0RCA.l1kA
, 1869-04-23
GUEAN STEAMERS,
OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.
ALL A N LIN E
OF OCEAN STEAMERS,
The Montreal Ocean Steamship Co..
POWERFUL MAIL STEAMERS,
Shilling Every SATURDAY
From OuEREE for YINERPnfal

Calling At Londonderry to land Passengers and u,als
E1khten hrFrlass Steamers. Mot direct and c1uyc.1-
teAt route for traye1ieFs to Enrppc.
Railway fare to Qaebec san,e as to New FORK Fazc
fFun Guctac to Liverpool. fE.tcaas as0 nnd so coLt
SONG rririlebe In tho eaiouus 80 " 0e ~
Icurists tickets At rc<1uccd priced
stee3nkc pataaees 80 currency Pxsaec certificates
from Europe to al Ifuts In the Serts est At chespesf
1tsm Ht&n;r i ply sdcis4s !aEloyed On al steamers
GEkERAL WESTERN AGESCY No. SoutI Gark-
e. Chicago, Ehere cabin rlaas may be seen and bcrths
secured for any steamer. N
FERD. 4. N1SsLOV.
, 1869-04-23
Illinois nnd NltehiRnn rnnnf,


..... NA1IalEFuHIt April %
CfkAnEn-Acl,Astnrnt, Gtten. atkp posts; Northwest,
hn!!r !e: clyde. cncra l,aU I! lnlnfsr lrnaclai
sa! 'aSla e lnsr and sao1 '1'h; ufve ~ Branch M
iu1ubeT: Z nutnhsIn. Joliet light; C<lssn,ot, L.
mont: Iaht; M?1:5, LMtns, 1Ehl; william s.!,oes
Walker, L<Inhnt. lishf. =. '''
AnRIvIi-Snt.h star LaSallr 66oo In ooFp; Her.
eules. Lasallr, $50 tu nru Dscuta Las.le asss bu
com: Hontauk. LekIc Icrt h540 tn cyrn; Il f. Gale Is1
,n1n1 to ID T.b1ls t;eqe + Pessl Leonl q ID
st%ne Mary Walksc lenent ~ E,hle tt3ne Mont.
4.tnent y yts rqbhle mons y ~ dhncas!on ttone
tce1f; Lmons e. ID Eh1,s .;ons p Hes Lsncnt
Sd. di!ncn,on and I'd. arc.-cd etant Aniancc- L.
Sale he0 bu com Ecnce1fyc. LAafte. abU BIT corn,
EHtp1kPnRT. April e1-4 2, M
CEEANEp-W. A. Gteel Joliet. lieslt Aneo&. 1.,salj
ll2DO II hln.r. 4el0 II iah. 10! au II chinSIth
1Trt sfs1ac k!s- FIST e l1;asE ,;at ao@ ls'h 1900
81 hu rnatoee l91o lumber; Monte Chr5ttn. Ia3nle
1astoft lumber: Phoenix. Lockrort. 49a8 # fnubes,
!9In shi2glet 500, iath: ThundeEbclt, s.x. Br.dsc
iEht: I. Gale Ie1ont Light; D. Hest. Leno1t.
In. d. do.
AHnrED-WinE and Wing. Joliet. II bu seeds, ano
~ nato: WaEe MorrtA so bu corn 80 u osts Lo1ise
, 1869-04-23

The highest and lowest quotations for gold dur.
ing the current month were: 1915 on the 5,h, and
1s3s. on the s1st- The range IN New York to-day
Has;
, 1869-04-23


manifested on tho part OF either shippers OF own
ers. Only one charter was takcn-from Milwaukee,
to OsNeco. 1T 1a1<c for wheat
rroylsons were moderately aetlye. mn, r,,;ad
oui,e steady and FIRM under fair export demand,
Ness rork gas tho most active. Sales aggregated
400 br1s at $50 % SPOT OF which small ouautt,
was taken last evening, and come 100 brs were Il
settlement, being l. 700 brls as STRAIGHT pnrchases
SEQ pss were also reported a. purchased last eyen
Ing ut s3o.a5 and 500 brls today at aao7h The
u,arhet closed firm with burers at s3oso, s{x+v
brls Of mess ordinary sold nj 5000. and "a hris dr.
,t goo NJ Lard was steady with safee ot an tr.s
ot Is and f,oa h~.-a AZ 17.:c Mt the c1osr urhna
r,,s+ ha1aa.1 s ss. ~ 60, 60. ~, ~
,s,,,s ..s.-.s VIZ S.9Ae set pteA4eo
a+1e,,. ca1,o, .s. ". o~s "s.s Nv = v
~ sa,s, ~, .usass nsic ~ sau !eaues' iwo
~ ,,,ha. .1'u ~. .. tiHe, anu looo
49, w., "4ua. to-oas " 1l4e' 7o'o"o rs
4e.s. aaee So,u as ~ anoll s'ps were nounal
s,.s a :, H"u snoi- s!ea. ~ loc' 1a4o" "as unu'
CO. ,a1an snGs " cny anu country NJ loEc.
"'o .,ot' eales VI hnAe uAnspllea at 14e
.1.ta. -. - o~''slt' ~ wv aeu1o1o lor aouf
e's, ~. PRICES were nonlnauy unehangcd
sP1ius suiesAnes were N increased inquiry and
4.4s 4a, sV.l ~ 4uola'lons cuileht On wednesday.
Ei'ue cAttss were not inquired 1of 10 such great
cSteht but Inc prevailing feeling Was one Of drm-
uess. WINTER eAsras were quiet, and the views OF
no'aets "ete merely NOMINAL 6alcs being confined
,,sas ~. loss y. eaen ssa"e-tne Prices OF which
r,,a, ".,c ~. msle PUBIC 9c noaf was exceeding
qute1, win sales ot % - VIC note the follow
hren,,s .rtr.'n ~ Mn.c Ntn's' sA.s-s" pris
.ros.-s,n ,,-'s y, nra,,a r 49, t'su wn's E4-
sn1nr E~t-.s ~ nst"n nr. snen, W pnsae terms
fIis fr,nas o5ran w 1'is uie.asoI a. sdoo; %
named -, a. a. sn 9n p'sa,e terms: ~ osis rot
urrsN,m iris ~, ~ pr ns,a ~ ~ so"; spnas super
at q ~. s,. n,s ~, -. e. ss.ss' loo of.s 10
~ s4a'' @e nss no ~ s4.ss; 25 hrls 10 at &k5a;
n, y,a nciot c,,r,. =, a. OK Nv u" mna, Ivy t!oa'-
Whe,t ~. s,,,, s,,,1 ~ ~ -, a',. auln' ssa WIS
,or ~ Auu ..s aetNe' tuougn ifes-
,nnS,,,.,a a..,,i.. ' s.is uolus ~ EIol' W.
,.,5,. I'm ',, w. - ~, op.ons !of .aas 4he aiii
r. tl,,. ,.,r. W. a.. ". ,,n o"lnR' ptopas,
,no,h.r ,,,,,..,,n,, 49,, -, ".s - VIA WIZ taAe
s,Is en-, rn.c 49,, ~. sa.a ,sM iotA before veg
rms tear a. .n"n,I ,st 'e ] W.. ..r srsihe earsocs
,.,ro,ns % - w., n..r", ese5,..'as 'aek ~ wheat
-, " = ~ aS" ""sa. tnA' "!''f 'Se"
Ao'N' 'li ""nlnR l"' tha1Aet. M spring was
more 1Hlet than usual; No. almost llfciess: n.
rc,r,1 tutncrn,c1y octtxc I'm t1n t1nen 1,,,-, ~.
~, - .s.s ..",s s.. IN 'ne o!tn poa9a tue
N -
, 1869-04-23
COMMERCIAL.

THURSDAY EVENING, April 92a
iue following tables show the receipts and sajp-
Mens Of produce during the past tweu1y-four
lGufs: o"A
, 1869-04-23
New York Drv Goods Market.

New York DFF Goods Market.
Ek* foRK. April e2-Tbe natkrt continues m nietx
snd tnsIt easssh 4 M sh.t II we .5e ss4
t. produce ed. ss ths FF.ssat low s.sss Fsncy s!oa
dGwn T. sf s9ETtns: 9a bso~a Eoo4s she M M.
leading olt1 and il h4s extended osher makes 10
daE We nov quote Atlantic A heavy brown ehcetngs,
2t Pacific c1tf1 n lie; Lawrence q It l5o: III.
msn At 1sc; L.un! 1t l5e: St Lawrence Il ltss;
rElnetfGn # 13c AUGUSTA 1t 1ftc; Pcquot il fSc
PeGnct 7t 1se Beotts arc down to 3sc. md Greas
Pittsburgh Oil Market.
Pf1TsErRar, Arr1 3e-crude petroleum market frn
e. r. sal'+ q LOO bs. e to ~ eFa.ty. st l4c Re
june 20 july SHcs A1Hn 10 August. sa5c Of tod
The Produce Markets.
NEW YORK -...
,Ew NEw f9nx Ap1N se1,C1r7os-Heavy; sslA l.l0Q
h4lcf. a ss5sealAe foe fu3ddltng urlaut1
BREA9s1TEI13E1oar = Acoetpsa Asse b!!s: fa!ors
3sss9a6s 10y supr State and Wcate1u; sa7sa6lo
Tor e1tr4 STATE 61for eLtER Western: - aAQ1
tof bite heat extra; 10 for R n O.; MlH3
go sot extra 81 Louis; % for good 70 choice
osn II A.6se3Aia Co1n meal Qaies- Wheat-Rsa4pn,
, 1869-04-23
TO ARCHITECTS.
Notice to Architects.

In rnFrnauoa OF IN aet entitled. AN Act to psvdo
foE ii s1c II thu unAd los and blocks the town atof
Lincoln and for the lUezsln add erection Of state Unl
verify mud Agricultural Cnexr and State LpssIc AN.
lsln" approved February 18th, ls plans and specihon-
teEF will he rcerive! st til. ect OF tho sc7etarv q
STATE at Ineotu Nthrakfs untl tho LIT day ct jung
A. u, 'etR, at u o'clock m, "A tuliows:
One for the State Untversy and Agricultural Co1ese;
alrt VIE for State Lnnatc Asyfuua The foundations
- ad tGlngs to b. VI d!lDe, aud the ta
l-tf s:tu brick saI bldinss to be erected at ur
nraf Inco1n- the CAPITAL of the State.
Tht u tie pseeeut buins fur The University ID
limited hy law to hundred thousand dollars and th
Afyla to fifty thous4nd dotlarr md the delKn Of both
fn,rt te bnding complete within itse although 10
constructed to add to It the waats Of the 6txte
Tr9ufre,
Il dee:ab!c that each architect who rnay gahnt
Iau and FI+cacaton should accompany tEe. p1a1 and
trefeatton with guarantee Of responsible builder
shat the said plan aud specifications ahcu1d be adopted
by tLr Conni~sfune1r that the raid builder viii put In
hid for tho eorasEuctor Of the said building or buil
ing within the AMOUNT limited by law and enter Into
bonds for the completion of tie same.
The architect Whote paue adopted will be literally
rewarded Ly the Cor1aissionera-
DAVID BULER
Governor
THOS. P. kkENARD,
.--- SECRETARY,
JOHN GILLESPIE
Auditor.
Commissioners.
, 1869-04-23
VINEGAR.

T1NEG FROM CIDER, WINE. NO
IAN1NA14 ls.ses or Sorghum. IL 10 kDur1
Mttat Ut EsEE drugs. fo1 tern& cy1lafA Hc addrrfs
F. SAGE Vinegar Maker. Cromwell Conn,
EnAorsetl by tho Erent Chcmlats.
, 1869-04-23

nj, :. n.31a"Vs Il VFVn-Ihf1HId IdE IS0u
rTntn ~ ~ Il, Z. harRp snAdo .es way thnnsh lAkn
on h- Mssit.sst ~; A.; aEtnne the navigation se,soa
sfG,t IL H. ~ lee NnsiRauon WA Suspended lt9 dan
psui Iies.sr o. Lie pat twenty Jsa's. Tho 81
.,c.mer, ~ lStwtcn tho two mammoth llnes ~
Union ana ~ rs uPIef tkdsslppl Tho western
, 1869-04-23
CHICAGO LUMBER MARKET.

NEnSEshAr EyESzNn, Apsi! -
Thc ,ll.M !nS nrtr the 1sI sllk4.rts uf 1u
lsr. VrFtt+ mid hath t!urlnk tho rast twrty fn,tr
, 1869-04-23

IL NEVER FA1lS--Evesy married MAJ and wo,.
an. anG every I*1ton ecutcmrninT at.nany win ha
supplied with Information Of tnrstinhhlc value neyrr
before known In the United states by enclosing w
, 1869-04-23

1TnTioe Ncws.
LET OF TC1g OWED II TIE Qrs1nIcT OF CH1.
he foiln" iug L. Official LIST Of TUGS owned in
Tie o1eoac ot lineage with nAae ct owucrE
, 1869-04-23

nave, nave an interest for about $500. advanced
fnnt in4 ,,,on, ,he has lived 1pon the farm
homestead non right in II: thnt the bankrupts hare
also lived upon 1t for tho same number of years:
mat thclr fathc. who died In June, 1866 lived on
that David i. has family consisting or II wife n
and two children, and two Unmarried s,stnrs
living thctr- IT then appears that Smith. holiinn
ne sbe naI sqt to
inc loth, the casr, however, being postponed 10
The stIh. Asked that an ordcr be granted to stay
The Court did not see how this sn,t conla ona,.
tue interest oi the banErurts In the properly, Tho
@ meie !!otnes.eaa r1Ght Is State right depending
nn s!a!e .aW eecursd to the party By the anE
itct anu force. The Court cou1,l not sec how tho
man smith could maintain his action far forcfl,c
seon, nc Certainly could not turn Ii 80 TINT il
u seemed 70 the Court that the proper coursa was
LOT fhe assignee to make application 10 the jas
We 10 suspend proceedings, or to enJoin him from
ha q9ang an act 70 the prejudice Of the crcd,tora
proceedings in the statc courta. It Was IN no.
Eleaaant duty 70 do 20 at oil tines even
n pam case Il would therefore only he done
Wncfe q htafe Court undertook n seIl or dispose
oi property or Interests which ought TO 70 TO the
pahkf1lts creditors. OF when IN actua! necessity
eAstCa III This case, according to the bankrupts'
own showing, they undertook to cheat The crcd-
thrs by covering up their interest In property from
them, and now They ask ior something 10 frevc
themselves for the demand ls not for anything for
The creditors should nsl the relief, AMI the Court
dh moi see hnT, the banErnrls were d!sposscssea
that would affect tho rights Of creditors; TO staJ
net for the convenience Of tho debtors aud bauk.
rsirp. lie toubtc.l very much Il, undcr such cir
enn:stanee. the hankrurs conld nsk for tho inter
property from hi4 crctl!,orn he caunot nsk 10 M
corer Tor Ills uEn tencnk
, 1869-04-23
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK MARKET

THrKspAT EvErsd, April =
Tss fp,w:ne alirs show tie daily rrccirs Md shin
tnr II te at ek during tho wctk np to ttIs evening
= lHr1s! the Secretary ot tho unIon Stock Ynfds
, 1869-04-23

Enf fesrs Mru on the Railing pnt,Ion In v,..x
1a1's Msaho"a. ~h SELF HELP Tor Tho e..as .a .aa
shaEFe Address HOWARD AsstxJlATi6N ITO 70 q
Phaadriphia. Pa o'4
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

GREAAE ON CARPErS.-There is moth
ing that annoys q tidy housekeeper
80 much as to have her carpet spotted
with lamp oil or grease, and we there.
fore make known, for their benefit, the
following receipt for extracting oil or
grease from carpets and clothes: Cover
the creased spots with whiting, and let
it remain until 1t becomes saturated
with the grease; then scrape it off. and
cover it with another coat of whiting.
aud il this does not remove the grease,
repeat the application. Three coats of
whiting will, in most cases, remove the
grease, when it should be brushed off
with a clothes brush. So says one who
pretends to know.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

To PRESERVE A BoUQUET.-When q
bouquet is received. ut once sprinkle
it lightly with water, and then put it
in vessel containing soap suds. This
will keep the flowers as freshly as IL just
gathered. Then every morning take
the bouquet out Of the suds. aud lay IL
sideways-the stocks entering first-in-
to clean water, keep it there minute
or two then take it out and sprinkle the
flowers by the hand with water and re-
place it in the soap suds, and it will
bloom US fresh AS when first gathered
The soap suus need changing every
three or four days. BY observing these
rules, u bouquet may be kept bright and
beautiful for at least a month, aud will
last still longer in II passable state.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

half formed plan that floated In the
brain Of Bob was instantly completed
aud put into action, % follows:
Hailing Amasa, 'C6me, quick ! says
he, les have some fun with Lem. Well
draw out his shot. aud bet he can't hit
your hat
Capital, good idea,' replied Amasa.
Lem thinks he can shoot; we'll open
his eyes hey?'
Bob carefully drew out all the shot he
had just put In, and put the gun back
where he found It. just then Lem
came back, having sucked cider enough
to make himself comfortable, and pre-
pared to 90. -
Halo! Lem said Amasa, what are
you toting that shooting iron about
for?'
oh it's q way have replied Lem
sometimes get chance to shoot, and
then l most always hit
Bet you can't hit my hat-six rods!
exclaimed Ainasa; bet an oyster supper
for the boys tonight!
Done said Lem; set 1t up
Amasa put his hat on post, and
the six rods, almost bursting
with suppressed laughter at the imagin-
sry idea Of LENS looks when he should
find that he couldn't hit the hat at six
rods; Bob, also chuckliny at the pros
pect of the success Of his plan, aud Lem
pleased with the idea of winning the
bet. He brought the gun up to his face
20 fire.
Double your bet, and give 1t both
barrels = said Amasa.
Aye! aye! replied Lem. aud he let
irive right and left in quick succession.
Before the smoke rolled away, Amasa
Jumped forward, with shout and laugh,
o show Lem that he couldn't hit a hat
n broad daylight. But-where was 1t I?
Bits of fur here and there. aud q misera-
lie, dilapidateI wreck Of II hat that
ooked as it all the woodcocks in Nor
ok county had stuck their bills through
t, was the sight to greet his eyes. The
udden and instantaneous change of
us countenauce told Bob who had lost |
he wager.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

How AMAsA LOST THE BEr.-Not q
thousand miles from Jamaica Plains,
J.. l., lived Lem Seaver, Bob Emmons
aud Amnsn May. Lem WAS fond Of
shooting, could shoot well. aud
wss rather proud of it. 1t happen
d on bright October day that he had
been hunting the cover on the Newton
side ofthe pond, and came out by the
old barn where Bob EmmoDs was at
work. After q little talk. Lem lett his
Gun sud dxings standing outside, and
went intO the barn to look after the cat
lie. aud finally passed through to the
cider-milI just beyond; for half days
tramp III the woods makes man dry.
you'd better believe. While he was
rome BIB, who was always It the bot
,om Of all the develtry done IN that Vie
Unity, dropped an extra charge OF shot
nto each barrel Of the gun and stood by
railing TOR fun. Presently Amasa came
% the road with > new hat on, v0e
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

TnE PENALTIES OF OVER APPETITE
-Saucho Pansa blessed the man who
invented sleep. Thomas Farrell curse,
the man who invented an appetite. II
isno wonder that Thomas feels thus
anathematixingly inclined as regards
his own particular appetite, for its huge.
ness is extraordinary. His arraignmen1
on the charge Of violating the Hotel ac
developed its extraordinary capacity
John e. Bowden, clerk of the Western
Hotel, In Cortlandt street, was the com
plainant against him.
I'm what way did this man violate
the Hotel act ?' the Judge asked the
complainant.
HE came in the other day and got
bis supper" Mr.. Bowden proceeded to
state, land was walking away without
paying for It."
'What did he say when you demand
ID pay 2" said the Judge.
HE said he bad no money, and be-
cause demonstrated with him for his
conduct he became very abusive and
threatening; aud therefore had him
arrested"
''How did you discover that he had
taken his SUPPER" the magistrate in
quired.
Quo OF the walters called my atten.
tion to the fact of his extraordinary APP
petite"
"What did he eat"
HE ate three steaks, one after anoth-
Or; then three plates of cold tongue.
which he followed up with a plate of
cold beef and another of cold NUT
ton
Anything more" asked the Judge,
looking with establishment at the pris-
-onsr, rather medium.sized specimen
of young man, whose physique would
,betoken no such colossal like powers Of
storing away pabutum.
accompanying the eating of the
dishes named he devoured several rolls,
and wound up with two dishes OF black
berries aud several doughnuts."
'''This must certainly have filed him
up to the brim." interrupted the
Judge.
mot quite. The interstices he filed
up with five cups Of tea"
"Weli, Thomas, what have you to say
to this." asked the Judge Of the ac-
cused.
II had come from jersey" he an
swersd, 'and was hungry"
did you have any money!"
'.Only ten cents. offered him that.
Il was the best could do"
"But sou were not going to pay him
anything?'
II felt ashamed to offer him SO little
money"
AFTER eating SO much, think you
ought to be put OH low diet" said the
Judge. Il sentence you three months
to the penitentiary.
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

One OF THE BEAUTIFUL INDIAN
MAlDENs WE READ ABour-The
Sioux City Times has the following PEN
Ograph Of one of the lovely women ma
tive to the Iowa Forest:
"A Winnebago squaw, whose name is
Pee kwa no, or Smiling River, may be
seen in this city two or three afternoons
during the week. We saw her yester-
day, promenading up aud down Pearl
street, endeavoring to DISPOSE of u big
cat fish she had captured in the Big
Sioux. The lady of whom we speak
has attained the remarkable age OF one
hundred and seventeen years, and some
Of the members of her tribe assert that
she is even Older than that. Pee-kwa
no is not handsome. Judging from
present appearances. we should judge
she never was exquisitely beautiful
She trots around as spry as u young girl
in her teens, sells berries in their sea
son, and generally manages, in one
way or another. to pick up money
enough to buy tobacco, whisky and the
other necessaries of life among the In.
dams. The ancient damsel is the moth.
er Of thirty five childlen, and has, it is
Aaid, more than three times that mum
Der Of grand children. From appear
Anccs, We should Judge that she would
live two or three hundred years longer
more or less"
The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-08-26

TIME FINEST IMPROVED FARM in Cedar
L county, for sale. Is situated ~ miles west
OF Upton and consists OF eighty acres all un-
der fence zone hundred DIS Of which Is hedge,
and divided into four fields.
On the farm IL ncver-fai1fng spring, and
two wells-one ut the house and the other at
the barn. An orchard of 100 bearing apple
trees Of the most choice varieties; also. plums,
cherries, currants, Strawberries, raspberries,
goOseberries, and grapes Fifteen acres Of the
land contain splendid growth Of young tim
contains six rooms, pantry. closets, and pres
ses; under which Is . good dry cellar, impervi-
Gus to frost. new bank barn. size 32x26 feet,
ling for IS head Of horsee. Also, all necessary
outbuildings, such as. sheds, sites. woodhouse,
smokehouses, &C. Also a new picket fence
dressed and painted. enclosing house. ysrd and
garden. A public road passes the buildings.
For price and terms enquire of the subscri-
Der, living on the farm.
Nov. 5, 1S6Sm3 CHAS. 8. FUNK.