The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1869-11-18
SHORT STOPS.
-Hyacinthe will visit Boston, but he
will not be interviewed.

-Hyacinthe will visit Boston, but he
will not be interviewed.
Justice Shop is what the Buffalo
| Express calls the Police Court. The des-
| ignation is doubtless meant to be ironical
An exchange considers Chase's as
Sertion that he is no; candidate for the
| Presidency, sure sign that be IS.
"A very fastidious young man objects
| to wearing a suit where the breeches are
breaches of promise. We doat blame
him.
Tits said that the Prince of Wales
SITS horse like forked radish.''
An Irish woman in New York insist
ed on voting for Horace Greeley, and had
o be removed by a policeman.
There is 2 bullet proof editor down
in Galveston, Texas, named Flake Fl
has been shot at tWenty-seven times with
in three years, and still lives to punch
his enemies.
"A bill will be presented to the Mis-
souri, Legislature this winter submitting
| an amendment to the state constitution
| creating court especially to try divorce
cases. So much business in this line is
presented, that other courts cannot attend
to it.
"A revenue decision: ''All English
men of the name of Hale who are en-
gagged in the business of pronouncing the
the name without the H. shall be consid
cred manufacturers of ale. and must pay
the license required of all brewers and
distillers.'
"A correspondent s'ys one of the
strong personal characteristics of Horace
White, editor of the Chicago Tribune, is
1.-THE emphatic manner in which he brings
his boot heels down when he walks.
The Onondaga Indians say the stone
giant of Syracuse is the petrited body of
Abel who was killed by Cain; and to
prove the contrary, men OF science are
not Abel.
TO illustrate the absurdity of the
feminine termination ess, San francisco
paper SAYS: AS biliardistess Elsie
Holt is not successistess.
"A democratic paper gives another
reson why Gen. Logan should be hated
by the party. He has become a tenn
perance man, and has joined the Metho
dist Church.
Eugene tainted when she was shown
the photographs of the Pantin victims.
She could have seen the whole liberal
party decapitated without wincing.
G W. Curtis says the policy of
Presidents and Congressman nowadays
is, Make hay while the sun shines, and
the devil take the hindermost.
Many of the conspicuous public men
of New York commenced their career as
newsboys.
The New York Democrat says
They are trying to get up a 'wickedest
man sensation in Chicago, but there l.
too much competitor as to who shall be
the man,
"A correspondent says: "Philadel
pha and Baltimore with a penny press,
have public that never thinks longer
than pal ag aph, and that paragraph
wrong" E..-
A young lady in Oshkosh is so mod
est that she never goes to bed without
putting veil over the face of the clock
in her room. There is another young la
dy so modest that she will not disrobe in
the presence Of her shadow.
Boomers new colt-6ve. year old
trots mile in 2:l93 to sulky. 1t is
thought he will eclipse Dexter.
The opening song in the concert hall
of Nashville, Tenn, is WHO will care
for Andy now?"
-Californ papers complain that the
influx of cheap eastern manufactures Is
retarding the grow of manufacturing
interests on the Pacific coast Here is IA
nut for protectionists to crack. Wha
will they do? Put protective tariff OF
goods sent thther from the east O!
course California manufactures should
not die for want of protection