The Montana post., 1869-01-22
VAR RuATlONS.
A fiery eed-horse-radish.
Denmark contains 5000 Mormons.
Thurlow Weed has gone South.

/ Progressive Suakers now wtAf
mustaches.
Sleepy Hollow crying with ,hs
nightmare.
The hardships OF the ocean-iron-
clads.
Ten new theatres are being built in
st. Petersburg.
\ A completed monument TO ex-rebel
Gen. w H. Stevens is exhibited in
Richmond. Va.
woman has been admitted To prae-
tice law in Illinois.
John Paul complains that his la nd
lady's hash is .'ostrptatiousiy hirsu te.
The Connecticut Democratic State
Convention will take place nj Hartford
Jan. "a.
Overcoats trimmed with seal-skin arr
the latest style.
The gold product of the world lie
1867 is estimated at $l70.000000.
Isabellas Paris suite comprises forty
five persons.
The strangers guide to Pittsburgh
The smoke.
Telegraph rates in Canada have beeI-
reduced one-half.
Vulcanite jewelry, richly mounted. =
the latest agony.
The "hole' of the Hoosac Tunnel -
n ow 900 feet deep.
An Exchange asks: What is wo-
mans politics!-Dry goods.
I A floral swell-the dande-liou-slis
lion that lambs are not afraid of.
! The teachers in the velocipede schools
are called velocipedagogues.
A writer in the Buffalo Courier speak-
of women as Intermittent angels.
Minuesota's population Increases -
per cent. year.
The Clergymen Visiting List lie the
latest publishing agony.
! Emerson was hissel by a New HsveII
| Comm audience recently.
Moss agates are the fashionable jew
elry
Boston's pet bear has eaten up Bo-,-
ton one deer
/ One Of the best of Puach's artists is n
young lazy.
! Eugenie is said to cover slight bald
ness with frizzle and Il rosette.
! Freeinasonry is at last permitted in
/ Austria.
The latest song out-"We won't 60
home till morning"
! There are over five thousand newspa-
pers published in the United States.
Sitka has more bar-room than privat.
houses.
Episcopal Bishops now get $4,000 per
annum.
An agreeable species of husbandry-
marrying a widow.
! A Lowell paper interprets pub. doe -
to me.n city physician.
The Bible is translated into 200 living
languages.
| Napoleon expects To die of a hunting
accident. Gipsy told him SO.
! Senator Van Wrinkle will retire from
politics to daily in the paths OF htera
ture.
/ Miss Nettie, oldest daughter of Gov
Fenton, is to be the belle of New York
:his winter.
Methodist Bishop Simpson has learned
German in order To preach in that
tongue.
New York is called in an English pa
per "a station on the notorious Erie rail-
way"
Forty five thousand dollars worth Of
carriages we're made in the Maine Peni~
Tertiary last year.
/ Stupidity'has one superiority over viii
IL much more frequently reaches perfec
| ton.
| The liberal newspapers are grad ually
pushing the sectarian sheets into tn,
background.
The ten Western States have increas-
ed their vote over halt million in fou
years.
! Iowa thinks she will probably haS,
twelve Members of Congress after tn
1870 Oapportionment.
McCormick's reaper and mower man
| ufactory. at Chicago, sent out 10000 ma
chimes last year.
Why are the men of Washington Cit
not to trusted Because they are D. {
vers.
| 1t is proposed to abolish the proper,
qualifications for voting in Rhode Il
/ land.
Rumor says Vanderbilt pocketed ovs
$5,OO0OOO by the late corner in Ne
York Central.
The rates on the New York Centr
road are only two cents per mile; yet
pays n divid anu of 20 per cent.
After marrying a couple. Louisvi!
clergyman exclaimed, "Forgive thei
Lord, they know not what they do"
Over eight thousand boys are annu,
ly provided for by the New York New
boys Lodging House.
A disregard-d statute of Virginia il
poses fine of eighty-three cents fore
cry oath uttered.
A year ago the twelve leading Engl
railways owned 6,595 locomotives, ,woi
$S2 900 900.
Clara Mundt Miss Muhlbach)
thus tar written more than sixty
umes.
! A man named King, living in X
Valley. Western New York. has ]
thirty-one children by one wife.
Married liie often beglus with r.
wood and mahogany, and ends
pine and cypress.
A single political meeting ~ W
ington circulated 000,000 If Gocum
during the recent campaign.
Japan"-e Tommy th- admire
so macy American ladies. WAS
dur'l, uhe receus rebellion In
country.
Bob Lincoln has had his inn Dcent
gers burnt by pu,,ing them into
real estate speculaiions Of ungojly.