The weekly North-Carolina standard. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 186?-1869, 1869-07-07

We received the following lesler from
Rockingham, which is evidently written by
some gentleman of Teutonic origin We
print it Just as written, and present it to
our readers without further comment:
RoeIsGHAM GoUNTr,
JHooN DER 81, 1863.
Ar. Eddidurs: I knowest rs how you Ish
Won goot friendt of der beebles and vii
always brint der ledders vot you gifts from
dem. Now, Mr.. Eddidur, wants to del
you Something's about Something's vot wants
you to brint SO dat all der peei,Ies and der
Deutchecs may no yot ish IN der Wind oop in
Rockingham county. You see, Mishter
Eddidur, ven der goert comes cup here it
didn't gone at all but shtaid away for some
dimes more ade der beeples drinks So
man named Sho Burner yot vas der Eddidur
of der Sbentinel baber at Raleigh gifts oop
nit himself und says he makes Won leetle
shpeech init der beebles on agricultocf. He
pegins by delling der beebles dat some odder
beebles knew more spout raisin onions ash
dey docs. Und den he says de Repoobligun
barty is Won tam lie und der Dimmygrats ish
so much peter ash goot dan the Repoobli-
guns. Und den he says vot one boor
famerish he see in Vranklin county becos
dey wouldn't blant der corn So moch abart
as der warmers in Edgoom county. Den he
deel deer plack folks how der Dimmergrats
lofed dem shoest like brodders und dat dey
vos dere nadural protectors natural protec-
tor? und dat if der vots schlayer was
gone pack agin der plack foxes wood pc so
mooch better off ash dey pc now. Den
der plack foxes larfs at Burner and he
gitsh mad und says dere is der piggest
cabl,ige hedt down in Allamance county ash
never vas Now shoost den Won leedel poy
zings out, dere never vas cabbage heat so
mooch bigger ash you ish. Donder and
bitten, Mishtur ScHTANDARD, put you ort
too hear how der beeples larf Dey yell
shonst like house fire and kick CUP der
heels NIT der groundt like der tuyvel, and
Mishtur Burner got ash red NIT der face ash
one of Katrina blum gullered scht ,ckings.
Boodty soon ven der noish vas played ont,
Mr. Durner ssys ash how der Repoobliguns
vas Won set of tam tief, and wood schteal der
beeple's moneys, but dat der Dimmergrats
wood geep der beebies so safe ash never vos.
Den somepody hollersh out, Der DINNER
gratis geeps it pig tight too safe, und der
beeblc coodn't git it again some dimes ven
dey wanted it" Und anoder weller zings
out, were is der Lidderary Vund r Und
den der Repoobligin mems. und der plack
mems iarf and holler like der tuyfcl, und
Mishtur Durner git so mooch redder ash
before, und says dat der gooano isht der
besht dings to make blum boodins grow
Under den he says he didn't meen blum
boOdin, put bodadoes. Und den der beebles
dink dat p''oty good shoke und larf agin
some more. Den Mishtur Burner says he
has Won leedel baper in der Raleigh down
und dat it don't pay so good ash nod
dings at all, und he wants der sub
scbribers to boot dere names on
his lcdle bapers, und gif him some
mon:sh to run his leedle bapers NIT. But
der beebles didn't want to soobschribe so
mooch ash he wanted dem to, and his leedle
baper looked so sick as Won sick tog, und
Misther Burner looked ash sick as Won odder
tog. Den he boots up der leedle paper und
says 'tam" becns der beebles didn't want to
dake his ieedle bapers. Ven he vas away
all der beebles vot hurt his schpeech wanted
TO Wind out vot he hat peen dalking apout.
Some said it vos apout der agriculture. and
some odders said 1t vos apout der boilidicks,
und some said it vosn't apout mooch of any
dings. Und der beebles oop here want to
know vot Mshder burners makes his leedle
schpeech apout. So NEE und Hans Duchen-
krappenheiter boots our hedts togedder und
wrides dis ledder to der ScHTANDART to zee
vot Mishtur Burner game oop to Roging-
ham vor. Der beetles here is ferry mooch
deevided apout Misthur burners, und some
of dem drinks he don't know holdings und
some drinks he duz. Vot you links?
snl HANS ScHnaMERHoRN.