The States and Union. [volume] (Ashland, Ohio) 1868-1872, 1869-02-17
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:. The Field for Flirtafionsa 4Fair
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"A Fee common to EveFybody-
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/ A Man in the Write Plaee-An'
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/ Board Wages--D Directors fees.
/ The King of Fun 10 -king&Bz
i Hugly Customers-Bears.JEszz !,
i Good Hay Weather--9Yhe heniffains
pitchforks. si, - szGs NJ sEssSa
! Beastly, Weather-When, it rains
eats and dogs. ,5pb -..,asss srsr
Transported for Life The man who
marries happily. ss-ss., s,rgl.
Can the secrets of nature bc learn
ed from babbling brooks?Y -
=. Seaside Sentiments The Atlantic
Ocean; long may it wave =. -
Can an elegant rouge ever be called
graceless scamp? - ~
Battles painted by artists are ,inva-
riably drawn battles, - -
Take care of your p1ow and Your
plow win take care of you. y ~ 4,
Extraordinary Feat of Nature--
Jumping from winter to summer With
out spring. = - - ''-.,'-s... !.
The Difference between d Younk
! Lady and Nightcap--One il born to
wed and the other is worn to bed
Cure for Dyspepsia-Giy n han-
cry dog a piece of meat and chase
him till he drops it, g-so kogsss1
''I'll take the responsibility as
jerks said, when he held at'his arms
for the baby sI3b.1sl - s1Eam
He. that pelts every dlafking boy
must pick up great many stones.E
-h Everybody knows good council ex-
cept he that hath most need Off. 81
The shortness of life is often owing
to the irregularity of the liverabam
1t has been ascertained7athat some,
ladies use patti as fddlers use rosin
TO aid them in drawing q beal.
1t is not pleasant when1yon call up
on an acquaintance ahd exreetla good
dinner, to Be offered nothing but cold
shoulder. 4 .- sssus!isi1d adf 10
Incur battle with ternptationle
us especially beware of the frstAs-
saults. - - .,,.5aci..z,,,rJ A
Philosophers tell us that natare
never errs. They certainly cannot
mean human nature &c.. ,f,id5E-
Ifa young woman's disposition is
gunpowder, the sparks should be kept
away from her. -, "a ~ ;te,ss,a. !,
Kissing-We have heard. Of but
one old women that kissed her COW;
but there are thousands of young ones
that kiss great calves. a. 20 5sIse
It seems no more than right that
men should seize time by the forelock,
for the old fellcas sooner or later pulls
all their hair out. -. zaS.s97E 60
1t is a general remark that all Slsss-
es of persons are even ready, to give
their opinions. The lawyers must be
excepted-they sell theirs - -
, Somebody says the Mississippi has
raised one foot When it raises the
other, it will probably run. ....' 80 (;
If a topper and gallon Of whisky
were left together which would be
drunk first? ...- 8 - - -.
Good advice: Better find out one
of your own faults than ten Of your
neighbors. - 80 .--I-f =
III consequence of successful coun-.
the $50 greenbacks are TO
be withdrawn from circulation. s
The census of 1870, 1t is thodEht,r
will prove the population of the United
States to be ~, ,000,0 : y - -
Love lies bleeding !" is now claim
ID to be one of the darndest lies that
vas ever told. -
English farmers believe that sfhil-
ng up" potatoes reduces the Yield
one fourth They do not riben as
veil 10 o. TaeF3 Z. ,LsTiiea N-as~4
.Fits-Pe Perhaps it is not generally
Known as it should be that salt put IN
he mouth will instantly relievs the
,onTulsive moments in fits, either Of
children or animals Les L-l-s Ct sta
A western farmer recently hung up
| hoop skirt in his corn-ield to fright
N away the crows. The crows went
If, but the field was full of boYs. .5sda
The following question is before the
land. Run Debating Society: ~ si'sls
(Which do women love best-to be
Iugged in a waltz, OF squeezed ina
leighf" We say they do, 1nail!i 5zss
c Poverty isn't always matter Of
ollars and centso A pocket fullsof.
money and an empty head are often
be worst possessions a man can have.
Ie is sure to illustrate, the saying
nat all fools are not dead .vag .raiY,
Yaunc ladies should he caref,,I and