Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-01-23
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

I, will make more cures and in less time
than anv remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
II cures chronic and infammatory Rheumatism
no m after of how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of ID ptheria, in It's most ma
lgnant forms, in one day-we Will warrant II
in any case if directions be strictly followed. II
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in ~ minutes
II will cure The Toothache in one minute. IL
cur Pl, urisy ard Pneumonia, effectually' 10
"a hours, and frequently in hall the ume' IL
cures Asthma and Bronchitus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, PalPitatlon
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remedy in the world Ii has been used
successfully in several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsfui will effectualy cure any
case of Dianhoea or Dysentery. II cures ordl
nary Coughs and Cosis in one nighi-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome AMI
most painful Of all diseases permanently and
effectually in two or three applications. II has
never failed Let all who doubt this try II free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes II never
fails to effect cure in four or five applications
some Of II csc were of 20 and 25 years stand.
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SpreinS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is The best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case OF
Scrofula, though he has never had an opportuni-
~ of testing it, save in ole case, child years
old, which had been soTey afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Nor US have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think il is no
necessary to mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam
ily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. B.-No person must expect one bottle 10
cure case Of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
OF years Standlng-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an efectual cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the Gaze.
Co Orig inal Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, tUo or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Stanton Vindicator.
a. Try Que Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States 10 sell this celebra.
ted Arvdyne Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box TEL, Staunton, Va.
January 2, ls69. 6n
~ For sale by Henry Billings, SheP-
herdsiown.