The Portland daily press., 1869-06-04


A pooa BUT DESERVING YouSe MAS.--Yes-
terday the Press was constrained to dwell at
some length On the morbid taste exhibited by
tin pu iicin '6e towing its sympathies vast
ink vast oaarYi titles OF plty upon people whose
udlitioalz ma social. rank entitlese then e no
cs6zia eratiba, whd hdtever. There Ia new ilus-
rat;on ofIbs same fact that should not pass
',Dnot;ced% ! Who ever heard Of my ons'scon-
4 do,;,,o With the Prince of Wales,--that amia-
hle voupe man who has been SO cruelty CEN
.s.,,,red for the few youthful indiscretlons o'
which he has been guilty? Yet he mas oeen
caa Hnaopciallv TO desperate straits. 1t is
an annual stipend for the val
r,on,,;cos he .repdeys Great Britain in his
;unsetipss through Enrope, sedncingS such
nretty women as be is ables a5ont equal to the
s,laries of all our Presidents since Monroe;
Inf when we take into account his Herculean
labors it is mere rife, Read this: ..,4ss
The London correspondent Of the Glasgow
Z Mo, ming Herald SAYS some time ago men
toned that q motion would be brought before
Parliament asking tor a considerabl ble Augment
on of the yearly so m allowed by the country
TO the Prince OF Wales. .Iirhis applications,
then said, would be based upon the fact that
his Royal Highness a. d the Princess, officiat-
ing in London for her Majesty the Queen at
levess and drawing g-rooals, wers led sinto
larger expenditure than. tn ir joint incomes
would warrant. Considerable di-contens ~ ~
openly expressed in certain official qnaitfIS :.
this resolve, of the goverlWe1i, anu, lnsysnb-
the Cabinet itself was divideu upon upo15siine TO
ieo 50 'no HE TO jufory- you, on the
most reliable authority, thu ns to he oen
been arrived at wilnoTs: n G'ammnps po Her Ma
erosty Of the .s. aeed ed to allow The Prince and
lss!y nas ~ " ales q large amount out OF her
isins nable them to carry on efficiently the
| puiSSeo piiS Of state which more immediately comes
! Under the province OF klng LOT OF M queen; az ine
0OO Al similar statement is made by the Lon
don correspondent Of the Western Daily Press,
which adds: These arrangements have been
made by her Majesty herself, in consideration
of the duties imposed upon the Prince ana
Princess Of Wales by the state OF her Males
ty 8 health and the. comparative retirement an
which She is compelled to i've aggoa@l eid ie
How TO ssK1ss 4 NUMBER OF PRErTr Wo-
MEN. = Chariyai gives the following diree-
tions which can hardly be generally followed,
since thereis too great risk that some of the
parties may not act with exactness the parts
| laid down for them: pa ~
Permit me to suggest to you very easy v yay
/ ofkjssfng number of pretty wome1- on are
1 in a railroad car and two or three ladies and
one on asso gentlemen enter the same coape
AT the first tunnel through Awhief the tran
passes, as soon as nobody can see you, you put
q very large kiss on the back of your hand
Nothing is more curious than to see the faces
OF your fellow travellers as soon as. the tram
emerges rom the tunnel, The gentlemen cast
| furious, glances about them; the ladies blush,
| each Of them believing that her fair neighbor
| received the kiss ard ignorant Of the man who
1 gave it Ito herr Everything goes well; your
| prospects are excellent. Atthe second tunnel
iou boldly kiss the first lady ;ishe dares not
| cry out, bearing in mind as she does that her
\ iair companion, to whom happened the same
| misfortune, did, not say anythipg, Can she
| thereby bS tray the other lady to her husband
For The rest, the second kiss was not as loud as
| the first.d Atthe third tunnel the same course
1 is to bepursued toward the other lady, who, for
thesame5reasons, does not say anything. Thus
Won get a kiss at every tunnel except the first
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