The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1869-03-06
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Alat8eT passed the St .Louls Post Once
few days since backed as follows
" AEustus Jones. web foot scrub.
To whom this letter to 60,
isl'eas Z Is shopping eord~ooa sOr his srah.
In Silver Cas. z6ahO.~
A Man in the Write Place--An Editor.
a Fee common to Eyerybody-Cof-fee,
The Field for Flirtation--Fair grounds.
Il is very lad sort of education 70 be
-, brought up by policeman"
sa,,e-4 If q young woman's disposition is gun
~ powder, the sparks should be kept away.
sas..sa When is young gentleman the incest
s''. and sweetest? When he is a silly bub.
When is young lady like part of
20 world When she Is silly bell (syllable
An irish editor says he can see no reason
10 why woman should not become medical
-s4=men. a.e
a Pittsfeld sign painter has put out this
new sign neutrality-suspicious.
spacing.
The very latest is velocipede candy. The
maker suggests that itis not worked with
the feet 80
Loo VIVA. have YOU to remark, madam,
about my singing2' Nothing, sir, it is not
Tsmarkable. lzE 3EE4E
What exclamation of three words could
~ eoekney make on seeing fire Dickens
Hewitt Burns.
Why is the horse the most humane Of all
animals He gives the bit out of his mouth,
s and hstens to every woe.
Why are wheat and potatoes like the
idols Of old9 Because the former have ears
'-T and hear not and the latter eyes, and see
not. ...s q -. .s5s b. saas
A niggard kept Surly dog ia his yard, so
that when the needy called for bite they
eonld get it outside the door
issa Why is a clock the most modest furniture
- Because It covers its face with its hands,
: 4 and runs down its own works.
% "There now" said little girl, while
rumaging drawer in bureau. grandpa
has gone to heaven without his spectacles. 3"
as that marble 2" inquired gentleman,
r. pointing to q statue of Kehtueky's great
statesman. No sir that's Clay, promptly
replied the dealer.
Batter has been very bitter against A.
johnson, and A. johnson has been very bit
ter against Butler. They took their bitters
= together New Years day, and inaugurated
an era of good feeling.
A South Carolina editor, who eonfesses
himself a bachelor, congratnlates his
brethren of the celibate state on the close
OF leap year, and their escape from the pc
culiar danger which threatens such wretches
during that period.
We accosted a little fellow the other day.
He was about the size and build of a plug
cd Of 1" dog leg - tobacco, and his face was
some sort of landscape done up with free
soii and apple butter. "Who are you p we
asked, rather sternly. Me p said Young
AIpefiea. trying to look brave g." I'm one O
en-; don't you kloaO met"
81 Here is . mans diary Of his wife'l
temper
EIonday-Thick fog; no seeing through it
Tuesday-Gloomy and very chilly; un
seasonable weather. % l'@
Wednesday-Frosty, at times sharp.
Thursday-Bitter cold in the morning
red sunset, with flying clouds, portendinl
Friday-Storm in the morning, with peal
OF thunder, air clear afterward.
Saturday (pay day)-Gleams of sunshine
with partial thaw; frost again at night.
s Sunday-A slight Southwestern in tn
morning; clear and pleasant at Dime
time; hurricane and earthquake at night