Nebraska advertiser., 1869-03-11

benefit solely nv the DimOcrisy. I
MORN haff believe that the adOpshen
Nv that Amendment jist ez it hez pass
ed both Houses NV COngris, wood re-
suit, after all, to our advantage; that
is, eff the pOsishen we hev alluz taken,
that the nigger is q inferior race, be
the trOO one. The DimOCrisy hez new
er failed to git pOssesshun NV the In
feri0F classes. They hev sole and un-
divided contrOle NV sich people ez hev
stumick alone, without brane-Di-
mOcrisy furnishes best Wher skOOl
houses is not. Thus the patriots Wieh
inhabit the lower wards NV Moo York;
the dinizens NV MaekFelville and Nv
the Five Pints; the satheTn haff nv
Delaware, whose people wood demon
strate the trOOth nv the theory that
men wuz Orijinelly oysters, wuz ther
emmy possibility NV maxim men Nv EN-;
the suthern pOrshens NV InjiannY
and IllinOy; all these reiun9 are
strOnghOlds Nv DimOcrisy, and agin
these rocks the waves NV Ablishenism
beat In vain.
Now the questions wich agitates my
mind is, wood the niggers, eff given
the ballot, rise abuv US. or sink below
us? They wOodent hev fur to 90,
either way. EZ a matter nv course,
the mint they hev the ballot they be-
cum to us Objects NV Interest. The
mint they hev the fate NV q member
NV COngris in their hands, that mint
the DimOcratic candidate for COngTis
goes for EN-. He kin not avoid eatin
with EN-, drinkin with EN-, and sleep
in with EN-. In the South, the latter
| Operashen wood be no new experience;
/ the practis hez bin more common with
that pOrshen nv the race wieh, for
sexual reasons, kin never vote. But
| the candidate, native and to the man
ner born, wood hev the advantage over
the Northern earpet-bagger, Nv hevin
/ long ago Overcum his repugnanCe to
cutler, wich is a CRATE pint gained
/ Trained by US and miXin with US,
how long wood it take to bring EN-
| down to us2 Kin Pollock and Bigler
hold them niggers at GarrettstOwn in
| ther hands fOreYer2 i don't believe it.
The polls is opened at BascOm's, the
caucusses is held at BaseOm's, and
BascOm's likker wood fetch EN- in
time. It hez made menny NV as
lOathsOme objects, and why not them?
At all events, know that among EN-
theirs emmy number Nv lazy Cusses
who won't work, and who take to new
whiskey ez materially ez do, and that
pOTshen Nv EN- we're ez seTtin TO git ez
leaves is to fall. This classes must
gravitate to US for the sUffishent reason
that they hev nOwher else TO go to find
cOnjeenyel assOsiashens. Whether
these felleFs armed with the ballot, kin
eOntaminate enuff Nv the uthers to.
give US a majority, is the CRATE moral
question. At all events, ez the thing
is bound to 60 thru, ] believe it's bet
ter for us to make the most nv it, and
by yeeldin cheerful assent to wat we
can't help, make shOOr Nv this class at
least.
I feel tOlerable easy. Eff the,ballOt Is
given EN- in Kentucky, and we kin
. keep out them cussid mishunaries,
with ther primers, and spellin-bOOks,
and skOOl-houses, 1 hev faith to be-
leeve that the Ablishnists will, after
all, hev achieved q barren victry !;
that is, for the present. TrOO, we can't
alluZ hold EN-. The Bible Societies,
/. und the Crischen AssOsiashens, and
them uther nachrel enemies NV our
party, spellin-bOoks, will evenchOOally
git hold Nv em but they can't do it
for ten yeers, and afore that time pas
ses, l shell sleep I'm the valley. On
good likkeT, Good only hope to sur-
vive ten yeers-Cn BascOnTs, asherter
period will suffise. feel now lack
Nv fizikle yigger. My haltin steps, and
the incapassity to take over three
drinks per fifteen mini5s, warn me
that my biler is rustid, that the rivits
is weaknin, and that ere long it must
bust. After that, wat do / care who
l. L -.
in the buryin-ground behind Penni-
backer's distillery, wat difference will
it make to me whether that bildin is
cOnvertin corn into sustenance, or
wether IL Is bein yOOsed ez Young
Ladies' Seminary, with teachers from
! MASSACHUSETTS,, with ther hair in intel
lectOOal ringlits? When this fraiI
body is a mOldrin into dust, whatdo I
care whether COnfedrit X Roads is
wat it now is, or whether its name is
changed to Summerville, with a cot
ton factry, and a nail factry, and 4
rollin mill, and sich; with the coun-
: try cleered up around it, and oil deYO-
It'd to dairies and markit gardens !?
Nary. But ez this fFail body amt
mOldrin in dust. and ez it amt sleep
I in in the buTryin-grOund, but on the
/ " "
wants and necessities Nv q erthly na-
cher, wich must be attended, to, and eZ
the sed body hez a disinclinashen to
laber to prOkOOr the sed necessities, it
prefers to hev COHlcdFit X Roads re-
main jist ez it is dOOrin its stay on.shis
sublOOnaTy speer. And to this end
am willin to do watever NAV be nee
essary to keep il so. Ief the way is
a fr5E II g.
Afriky. IF it is kickin Afriky, why
then Afriky shell find theirs vigger sit
in my foot and leg.
And the DimOcrisy, ef they are
wise, will hOld,therselves-in ekal red
inis to drop on either side. In Moo
York city, for eggsample, eff the
} niger thieves and suckers will only
vote eZ the white thieves and suckers
duz, the caTTyin NV the State will al
luz be q shOOr thing. The only 0ues-
ton is, kin they be kept in that. con-
dishen ?4s Here is wher doubt comes
in, and beclOuds a otherwise fair pix
ter. Kin John MOrrissey cOntroIe the
niggers in his Deestrik, ez he dlIz tho
Irish, and by the same means? ? How
long will it take to get a nigger NV or
dinary sensibilities down to the pint
u Nv ordinary sensibilities down 10 the
pint Nv assOshiatin with John Allen
and Kit Burns? And for the sake nv
ther vote, Good our Irish feller citizens
Nv Moo York be persuaded to fOrego
ther trOOly nashnel amOOzemeut NV
KILN id nigger, now and then d?
| won't ask whether they Good be in
doOst to OkkashUnally give en- an
offs, for that question wood be loo
natik, ther not bein quite offisis enuff
in Moo York to peTvide for the Irish
alone, to say nuthin NV the uthers
who want EN-.
Upon the anser to these questions
depends my ackshen. / sheI study it
over for a day or two longer afOre L de-