The Lincoln County herald., 1869-10-14

tluged, but never saw II afore Just eco
how yellow thsy look The French aud
Gerwans vicd with eachother 10 tho ra.
pidity Of their conversation, intolligiblc
only 70 those thoroughly verssd in their
languages but Il 10 doubtful IL any
tongus or pen could describe in Attiug
words ths view Of that morning.
uew he Caue 10 Do Married.
II may b funny, but I've done IT,
I've got rib and . baby. Hbsdows
departed-oystsr stews. brandy cock
tails, cigar boxes, boot jacks, absoonding
shirt buttons, whist aud dcmijohu. Shad.
ows present-hoop skirts. band boxes.
ribbons garters, long stockisgs, juvenile
dresses, tin trumpeta, little willow chairs,
cradles, bibs, -teats, paragoric, hive
syrup, rhubarb, SIENNA, salts, squills,
and doctors bills. I'll just tell you how I
got caught I was always tho darndest
most tea.custard bashful fellow you ever
did see II was kiudefin my limo to be
taken with the shakes every time I saw .
pretty gel approaching me. and Id cross
the shest any time rather than facc one
twasn't because didn't like the critters,
for II ! Was behind the fence looking
through knot holo Icould not look long
enough. Well, my sister Lib gave .
party one night, and ! started away from
home because I vas too bashfal to face
tho music. hung around whistling
"Old Dan Tucker" dacing to keep my
feet warm, Watching the heads bobbing up
and down behind the window curtains,
and Wishing the thundsring party would
brssk up, 90 I could get to ny room. I
smoked up bunch Of cigars, and it vas
getting lato aud mighty uncomfortable,
90 concluded to shin up the door post.
No sooser ssid than done, and soon
found myself snug in bod.
SNOW" says l, "let her ripl Dance
till your wind gives out" And cuddlirg
down under the quilts, Morpheus grab.
bed ne. -, 4 -.
I was dreaming soft shell crabs and
stswed tripe, aud having . good time,
when somebody knocked at my door and
woke me up. "Rap sgain," I laid low
RAP, rap, fspi" Then l heard whisper.
ing, and know thero was . whole raft
Of gals outside. Then Lib siogs out:
'Jack, are you there :"
l "Yes," said I. .4i. - Sd. ..s. T
Then came roar Of laughter.
"Let % in," said she.
NJ woe't," said I. Cant you lot .
fellow alossf" -s o. ~
"Are you abed 2" said she. d
II am" says I. ',''.' ,Y g
Then come another laugh.
BY thupdcri began to get silsd.
"0st out you pstticosted soarcrows," T"
cried I. "Caa't you get . beau without
hauling fellow out OF bedP I Won't 70
home With you-l won't, 50 you may all
And throwing boot at the door, I
felt better. But presently I heard still
small voice, very much like sister Lbs,
sad Il said .-i. u...a'
"Jack, you'll have 10 gst up, for oil
the girls things are there" 80
"Oh, mercy I whss . pickle Think Of
Ne, 10 I'D, al eovsvsd With mu6s, shawls,
bounees ead clesks, and 1Itwstsy slrls out
side ths' 'doss wsseiss sSgss % Z IL hsd
stopped % tbisk ! skoald have psueskSd
On. tAs spot. Al Il Was. I rolled out
among the honustwsss and ribbons in .
harry. omssh went tho milliuery. in
every direction. / had 10 dress in the
dark for there IVES Q crack in the door,
sed gisls will pssp -Aad the Wy I fam.
blsd sbout was death on STRAW hats.
opsesd ths door ssd found myself right
snoag The women. u r'nr' -
,'Oh, lsghora r., cried one. my dear,
darling winter, velvet r cried another,
and they pitched jn-.thsy pulled me this
way and that boxed ~ eart aid one
bright eyed little p,scs-Sal vas her
name -put her arms around ny neck and
kissed No right On The iips. Human "a.
ture eouid not 'stsnd that, and gave her
% good q abe ssat. II was the arst
ftims ] ever sot the taste, and Il va
powerful good, I believe I could have
kissed that gal from Julius Csssr 70 the
Fourth Of July. - ''s '.-}''' a'' ''
Jack" sad che, I've ar. sorry to
disturb slMnt. yoe; b.s xos't you i'ss ne
"Yss, I vin,'' said I, ,~.-1 40. ...., ....r
i dla Do u and bad smother smask .s
/ ,AhsryAas ws took . kiadss turtle
dove after each Other, both Of % sipgins
Ike barrel Of new eiderVhsp W we're
away from each other. rs,s
Twas st The close Of . glorious sam.
msr day. the sun vss settling behind q
Htskam n k>n vnnak k,,1l A,n~ -.