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Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
GREAT SUN-SUN CHOP!
5wi!
d o o + | N & I!
THREE PLY FELT ROOFING,

Unites the best Water proof Composition with
the best Waterproof Fabric in the best manner,
and at the lowest price to the consumer.
There is, 1st, "a foundation of tarred fplt I'd
layer of waterproof composition 3D., anoth-
err l,yer of felt; It'll, another layer Of compost
ton; 9th, another layer Of fit.
ES- Send for Circulars and Samples.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
s,Y..s,tEOSCOPIC VIEWS,
ALBUMS,
CiIROMOS.
T Ri It. ANTHONY & CO.,
so, BROADWAY, NEW CORK,

49, ,.,,, q, .br Trade III rsishsvs ssfttin'h =" wv
awe ~ ,nsir &c. asHHfafHr' ana 'ar'
-, =. "a, rAsR,sa4 sutlests Of ssrsos'sP-e views
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
NOTN,E

whereas my wife, Mary Ann Heath has hit
nv bed IN board without my consent, th's Is
to notify all persons not to trust her on my ac-
count, for thlll piy no dehts q her contr o.
mr. after this ditc. Villas M. HEATH
Aorristown, Sept. /. 1869. 10
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SAVE YOUR MONEY
VLLH Trouble, psa, and Expenses and take
YOUR comioI going West w 'h'
NORTHERN ,,ov
COMPANYsI
TWO
prily lines efSteane'f
an DAY BOAT AND MIGHT DIAL
-.
,.o 60
. uh 1,venty Firs, Glass Stcamers,only OLA OA
thruu7h to
MILwAUKr AND Chicago
without Change of Boat
sg- First class Tickets include Meals anu ''A''
toms -. Sunday, OK
Leaving 0 sdensburgh every day, ls"hu"''
ent,til, On arrival Of noon tra'hs' io'
c,i,,,o. .Aflctutie anil Intermediate for'S'
vifi9n Chaaye Of BodN. aad epefy s0e1'y
lSnysvs ercepteD for CteV.t aHd'
Tolsio, Detroit aal t"tefms4'a"
Ports.
p,,so,rcrs and their Families moving West ca can
Fese' y y, " tnrIr Ln gage, Teams, st,cEf &C.
o'h a. a., "a ~ .tIrr w tholt DISTURBANCE OF ii
ns1t at thor port OF d hatlo'' IN H. EOS de-.
.rn,t Inconvenience I'll tle lltiin y, ,,ars
3II expenses of other routes Ihose nte,l AID
80 a. 1900 =, rims and State Rooms, amply ON ON
tH,. firnisl,d for First Glass fassehs1ft', ,a'Ia
a,nVy tm,ins with Cook stoves and eom"fUa .ho
oEctn u0datons for passen GERS anu t"'H''Ae'
nav W ,sh to furnish their own PROVISIONS.
Ma off,rts will be spared to maintain the i'pu''
tl0u Of this rs tho
cvripEsr 4vD 2EST ROUTE
Re- sure aud SEQ tho Agents Of this line Oel0rs so'
buy your tckctS' -. .as,ysrs al
~ rru.ty men will always meet passn ssI rs .
~, y .p,t in y .dons 4ur-h, W EiAe NheN $3.50
el.cx la s4a 80 for this line
Ask for tickets via
-. NoarugaN TRANSPORTATION CohPANYs
STEAMERS!
Tho only American lines leaving osoohs"ei 8"
NJ, will make it for the Int.rcst Of every trayei
lar ~ s1t Tic, cents Of this Line oetoro pa, o e.
elsewhere. UnU IIuudred PVuhaS VI b"9o"7~
tO each passenger 49,,
p.GGAGE CHECKED THROUGH TO ALL
.5..~ POINTS.
Through Tickets to all points in the or t,, "t n
Enrth West and South West, cheaper eh'n ~
cusapest, on Application 10 -.
G. A. EDDY, Managing Agent,
olico: Steamers Landing VsoolS"u - ~.
or, - SMITH Geu'l Ticket Agent. ounce co.
nnr Fyrd aua Patterson streets, opiO''' 'N
,.yuss, . ,dons ,urah \. y
HJG0ODN0, Passenger Agent
r~s- r cJets for sale in Burlington az az l!I .
o1S .. also Mt all btutOuS on the Herhont Ion n
AMI Rutiaad Railroads and on Inc p'aU' "' r.;
Of LAKE Champain.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12

AcrNTS WANTED to sell IL New Book per-
.t,in r., A r;cuIture and the Mechanic Ats Ei t.
I'd NV Gro. i. WAnRiyG, ESQ, the d st'n u shed
Antior and A rcuitulal En- nicer { the \. T. Gem
tai Park Nothing Ike It ever publ ,sh.a ~ =, ,
ravin's sells at ~ lit t. Farmers, NJ. chan cs ana
Worl In men of all classes. Act men ahd W men
are q, ining money. Send for Circulars H. L.
TREAT d Co.. Publishers, 614 Broadway ~ T.
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P.S.--l.ook at large Posters. Arcton
I IS gu Saturdays till further lotice- ~
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
CROQUE'r!
CROQUET!
WHAT ARE

TuEY ARE NOT VILE FANCY DRINK,
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All ruin, int are tfuo M0dicne, made from tht
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luu4 uuw6lt. 500 viii bt given for an incurallt
ea3e providing the bones are MT destroyed w MN
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wasted heyond the point Of repair,
.., For inflammat0ry and Chronic theumatshi, anu
govt ID sIgpsia or Ildi sestjOn bilious, tem ttent
aid InternittJut Fevers, Diseases VI the nioUu'
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.'The life Of all Flesh is the Blood tiereoi'-
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Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
PEOPLES ACADEMY,
AND
WORTHWHILE GRADED SCBoo,
+ A G U 1T Y:

+ A G U lily:
PROF. F. c. HATHAWAY, ABB,
r,..t r, .,ou Principal,
Ma. II r,,,o. Preecptr,.
n,.. r,ov,,. pu, Assistant
Teacher Primary pcs.,,,.
PRoF. W. T. NnIpPIr, ''''
Tearcher of i'ianosfCrte, Organ, Harmony
Mira. 1rxv,rP or,,.u aud Singing
Teacher Of same Branoh,,
PRor. J. NJ. KENT,
Teacher Of penusn.aD
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
-aTHROUGH TICKETS,
Ann tyyeeMArIoM CAN nv PROCURED AT ALL STA
Tl0Ss OF

TlONs OF
Grand Trunk,
U,lsua rsh L Lake Champain,
Vermont Central,
Rutland ald BURLINGTON,
Rensselaer, IL Saratoga
and Hudson River Railroads.
On board r. yor aud In C steamers, off, CAkDl-
NAL A cont, 80 Great st. James street, Mohtrea,
aiioiain st, Lawrence Halt, and ut the Goners
ONES Of the Company, West Side City Park, Bur
lin stou, Vt.
rzy- Passengers and Baggage transferred between
;als and Boatsu ut Burlin 5ton, FREE OF ClAhuE'
cfrei ytts tahe@ at Lo'oeSt Rates
.. O. c. MITCHELL, Genl Superintendent
.'urliu ,ten, june lst, 1869.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
As nm Tud1ire,uent

We offer to the first purchaser in each place
1000 square feet Of the Three Ply Felt, with the
necessary coating, for thirty dollars.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12
g A L L y d A R.

FALL TERM will begin
Wednesday, September !, ia,
WINTER TERN will begin > '0''
Monday, November q, Inn
SUMMER TERN will begin ''S'
"Wednesday, February ls INA
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

the children of this world are, in their
generation, wiser than the children OF
light" In this comparison it is not SAID,
nor is the expression intended to show
that ''the children of this world are all
dishonest, nor are we here taught that
any of them are. No opinion is ex-
pressed as to this point. The steward
was undoubtedly dishonest. But, as
said above, even his character is not un-
der review. The point is, that under all
circumstances, ''the children of this
world" those who have chosen, and live
only for this world as their portion
whose chief hopes, whole happiness, and
open professions are in providing for
temporal ecessities-that these are more
earnest, thoughtful, anxious, prudent
about the interests which they have at
stake; that they show more activity;
they scheme, study, contrive more plans
and ways for realizing their hopes, than
"the. children of light" or than Chris
tians show for religious interests and
prosperity. SEwAH.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13
Sabbath Weather.

The following from the Boston Record.
er may be commended to the attention
of all Sabbath invalids:
"There is a mystery about this effect
of the weather on piety. Sabbath heat
seems hotter, Sabbath cold seems colder,
and Sabbath rain wetter than that of
ony other day. For the same measure
of heat, or cold, or rain on week day
will not keep one from his usual busi-
ness. We need Sabbath Almanac,
calculated for all our churches, that will
show by its weather scale when it will be
safe for vigorous Christian, a weak and
sickly Christian, and common Chris.
tian, to expose himself on the Sabbath
by going to the house of God. Such an
almanac would enable pastors and super
intendents of Sabbath schools to know
whom they could depend on in church,
Sabbath school and prayer meeting. l
have recently been examining microscopic
views of the different snow flakes, hun
dred or so of them. l would suggest to
our curious savans an examination of
Sabbath snow, to see if it has peculiar
sharp and injurious crystal"
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13
Glorify the Lord ireFires.

A man who had twice seen his house
and property burned to the ground, after
his second trial seemed to have lost all
peace of mind or confidence in God
He became sorrowful and cast down and
gave up all hope of comfort and enjoy
ment. While in this state of despon-
dency he was standing one day near the
site of his old house, sorrowing as with
out hope, and saying, as it were, there
is no help in God, he cast his eyes upon
the children of the poorest man in the
village, who was often in want of bread
for his family. They were singing and
playing merrily together. Their despond-
ing neighbor began to think, these chill
dren have only poor man for their
father, and can despair while 1 have
glorious and Almighty Father in heaven!
No! He went to his labor with cheer
fulness, acknowledged God in all his
ways, and found that none ever trusted
him in vain. "The blessing of the
Lord, it maketh rich, and he addeth no
sorrow with it," Prov. K: %.
A pious minister at Dresden, during
the seven years war, when that city was
attacked, was obliged to hide himself and
family in a cellar. There he received
the news that his house had caught fire.
"Childrcn," he said, eve must glorify
the Lord in fires, He gave and He hath
taken away, blessed be His name,' what
we have lost is not necessary to our sal.
vation or happiness, and we are poor
beggars who owe all our blessing to the
free mercy and grace of God in Christ.
We know not how all this will end, but
trust He will spare your father to you
a little while longer, and enable us to
secure those things we want most. -
The result was in accordance with his
wishes and with the text, "Commit thy
way unto the Lord. Trust also in Him !;
and He shall bring it to pass. Psalm
xxi: 5.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

the support of these important enter
prises; or, if you cannot make any In
crease, give the sum which you are in
the habit of giving on other Sabbaths !;
and let it be remembered that this plan
thus detailed, precludes all other collec-
tions in the church, and while it does not
interfere with the pew-rents, it covers all
the objects for which your aid will be soli-
cited on the Sabbath day.
The scheme now presented to your
prayerful attention, is not only equitable,
impartial, and Scriptura, but it has been
tried successfully, and its efficiency is
demonstrated by actual experiment.
The churches which have adopted it have
been surprised and delighted at the ease
with which they have attained great re-
suits by this system; and as it still gives
opportunity for the contributions of gen.
erous strangers and occasional atten-
dants, if it is only cordially approved and
faithfully worked out by the members Of
our own Church and congregation, the
result will be one which will fill the
hearts of the benevolent with JOY, and
bring honor to Him who, though He was
rich, for our sakes became poor; and
who, before He ever asked gift at our
hands, gave Himself for us.
In behalf of the Elders, Deacons, and
Trustees. MOSES D. HoGE,
Pastor.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

Victory TO JEsUs.-As missionary
was once preachingin chapel to crowd
of Hindoos, strong native aimed q
blow at him from behind the desk, in
tending to knock him down. Happily,
it fell on his shoulder, and did him little
injury. The hearers, however, enraged
at the offender, seized him, and secured
his person. "Now what shall I do with
him ?" said the missionary. "Give him
good beating!" said some. "Send him
to the judge!" cried others, "and he
will receive two years hard labour on
the roads," 81 can't follow your ad-
vice." he replied. When, addressing the
culprit, he said, 81 forgive you from my
heart, but never forget that you owe
your escape from punishment to that
Jesus whom you prosecuted in me-" The
effect on the Hindoos was most impress
sive. They saw it and marvelled, and,
unable to keep silence, shouted aloud,
"Victory to Jesus Christ-victory to
Jesus Christ" "-Colhier's Prize Essay
ON Peace.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13
For TIE CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN.
Hearing and Doing.

When we compare the amount of hear
ing in a Christian land, with the amount
of doing, it is alarming to think of the
disproportion. The hearing is enormous;
let any one think it over in his own case.
And if our reading be added-which is
substantially the same as hearing-the
amount is probably tenfOld greater.
But is it not true of many that the
gospel is most neglected where it has
been longest preached? Richard Baxter
said, Il wish to be the minister of a
place either where the people have heart
ily embraced the gospel, or where they
have never heard it; but 1 dread being
the minister of place where the people
have heard in vain" Those who have
long heard without profit become har-
dened, and their conversion becomes less
and less probable.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

profssssdly Christian nations have
wrought. But most of the merchants
of Hong Kong engaged in this trade
are Mohammedans-Parsees from the
western shore of the Bay of Bengal, a
people physically and mentally superior
to all other Asiatics.
Week before last, and yesterday and
to-day, steady breeze in one direction
made the sea so rough as to require
"fddles" to keep plates on the table,
But we have had an unusually fine, warm
voyage. All of us are in good health.
1 hope the blessings of God upon us thus
far will induce others to consider if He
has not called them to this field. The
field is inviting in China, and also in ia.
pan, if this war closes so as to open the
country. But four ports are open now;
and if traders can live there, why not
missionaries Let us consider Paul to
"provoke unto love and good works"
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13
Whole No. 1872.
UPWARD.
BY REV. H. BONAR, D. D.

Upward, where the stars are burning,
Silent, silent in their turning
Round the never changing pole;
Upward, where the sky is brightest,
Upward, where the blue is highest,
Lift now my longing soul!
Far above that arch Of gladness,
Far beyond those clouds of sadness,
Are the many mansions fair!
Far from pain and sin and folly,
In that palace of the holy,
would find my mansion there!
Where the glory brightly dwelleth,
Where the new song sweetly swelleth,
And the discord never comes;
Where life's stream is ever laving,
And the palm is ever waving
That must be the home of homes!
Where the Lamb on high is seated,
By ten thousand voices greeted,
Lord of lords and King Of kings;
Son Of man, they crown, they crown MIN
Son of God, they own, they own him;
With His name the palace rings.
Blessing, honor, without measure,
Heavenly riches, earthly treasure,
Lay we at his blessed feet!
Poor the praise that now we render;
Loud shall be our voices yonder,
When before his throne we meet!
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

One of the most painful things in the
life of faithful pastor who is watching
for souls, is to think that in so many
cases his hearers have received the grace
of God in vain. And as he sits in the
pulpit looking in solemn silence over an
assembling congregation, the sorrowful
reflection comes to him in regard to one
and another, "there is hearer to whom
all my ministry is proving nothing but a
SAVIOR of "death unto DEATH! -
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13
For THE CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN.
What a Day!

When Jesus, upon certain occasion
in his life, was speaking of the resurrec-
ton, he solemnly declared that those who
have done evil, that is, whose lives have
been wicked, who have never been par
doned and purified through his redemp-
ton, shall come forth to the resurrection
of damnation
This is an awful declaration. 1t once
awakened an aged sinner from the sleep
of death. He went to the church Tin
England) where that devoted servant of
God, the Rev. Joseph Miner was preach
ing, and heard this passage given out as
the text. He heard no more; for the
words Immediately took possession of
his mind and filled him with anguish
He sought the Lord, obtained forgiveness
and became an humble follower of the
Saviour. But what an awful day when
some we have well known will rise only
to receive damnataon
God alone knows all the quickening
power of his own word. Verses of
Scripture heard by many with indifer-
ence, have through the power of the
Holy Spirit, given life to souls now re-
joicing in glory. Let faithful ministers,
now going forth weeping, bearing pre-
cious seed, be encouraged to expect a
time when they shall "come again with
rejoicing, bringing their sheaves with
them" OvERToN.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

The CHRISTIAN is not ruined by liv-
ing in the world, which he must needs do
while he remains in it, but by the world
living in him.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1869-01-13

WHEN CHRIST lays his cross on any
who follow Him, he takes care that, how.
ever it may hurt, it shall never hinder.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14

Boys are sometimes endowed with
remarkable memories. The Keen fam
lily, of the State of Texas, consisted of
three girls and boy-the latter only
four years old. They were all sitting
round the fire one evening, engaged in
telling how far back they could remem-
Der. One of the girls recollected when
she had ''a doll that winked with both
eyes," Another recollected when she
was little baby, and Nancy tickted
her feet" Johnny Keen, who was the
last and least of them all, said he recol-
lected "wuss than that" "How wuss 2"
said all the girls in breath. "Oh, l
recollect three weeks afore I'ze born,
and how cried all the time for fear I'd
be gal !"
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14
Oh A PES IT.!

For given amount Of money they can give more
md better clothing ut the Western Emporium than
anywhe else in the city.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14

LYMAN BEEcHER.-The Rev. Doctor,
some years ago, was going home one
night, with volume Of an cncycloped q
under his arm, when he saw small ami
NAL in his path. The doctor hnew it was
skunk, but hurled the book at him. As
might have been expected, the worthy
divine was glad to retreat.
When he arrived at home, his friends
could scarcely come near him. His
clothe were SO infected that he was
obliged to bury them.
Some time after this, some one publish.
ed pamphlet speaking very abusively OF
the worthy doctor, who was asked, "Why
don't you publish book and put him
down at once?'
His reply was prompt and wise. "Sir
l have learned better. Some years ago,
issued whole quarto volumn against ,
skunk, and got the worst OF it. never
mean to try the experiment again."
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14
CONJUGA.L LOVE,

ANDrHE HAPPINESS OF TRUE MARRIAGE.
Essay for Young Men. on the Errors. Abuses ind
Diseases which destroy the Manly Powers and create
impedimente to Marriage with snre means of relief
Sent i'm sealed letter envelopes free charge Ad-
dress. DIR. J. sKILLIH HOUGHfON, Howard Associ-
ttion Philadelphia Pa.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14

During the past winter, reverend
clergyman in Vermont, being apprehen-
siye that the accumulated weight Of
the snow upon the roof of the barn
might do some damage, resolved to pre-
vent it by seasonably shoyeling it off.
He therefore assembled it, having first,
for fear the snow might all slide off at
once and himself with it, fastened to his
waist one end Of a rope, and, giving the
other to his wife, he went to work but,
fearing still for his safety, "My dear"
said he, site the rope round your
waist" No sooner had she done 50
than off went the snow, poor minister
and all, and up went his wife. Thus,
on the one side of the barn the astound-
ed and confounded clergyman hung !;
but on the other side hung his wife,
high and dry, in majesty sublime, dang
ling at the other end of the rope. At
that moment, however, gentleman
luckily passed by and delivered them
from their perilous situation.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14
Sixty-one new newspapers were start
ed in the United States during May.

DI4Uy -UHC HtW HeWspHPeTs WtTU sUarI-
ed in the United States during May.
Josh Billings defines "thurrer biz
mess man" as 'wun that knows enufi
about stealth SO ther kant emmy body
steel from him, and enuff about law so
that he can do his steelin, legally.
Prize fights between boys is the latest
San Francisco amusement.
The total receipts of the Boston jubi.
lee were nearly 81 100000.
The New York EXPRESS says that
in the incomes of business men of that
city, "those who advertise make the
largest returns"
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14
RENEWING INFLUENCE OF SPRING

or why the great mass Of people will
buy at ABRn1. KOIIN'S.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14

The following story is good because
it is true. We had it from the lips of
a good woman, who it was told it by the
principal actor: "Ven l first COON to
tiladelfy to serve, vas very uncivil,"
said Katrina, now tidy servant in a
respectable family; II laugh mooch,
und l feel ashamed to rememper how l
behave ven l know so little Shon, tat
vas mine beau-Shon, he dock me to
tat teater Won night, ven been in Fill
adelfy put tree weeks. We sets in tie
gallery, und We not see goot, und Shon
said he would get a peter seat. So he
butts his leg round der bost, und shlides
down NIT der bit, and looks up und
calls out: 'Katrine Katrine! COON
town tish goot blaze here!' und l
leans ofer, und said: How can l COON
down, Shon ? Und he said: 'Shust
shlide down. So l but mine legs
round der billar, und l shlides down,
Donder! how de peoples laugh Dey
laugh SO dey blay no more tat night
upon tie stage. Everybody laugh, und
yell, und whistle all Offer der house. l
vas mooch ashamed den, dough / knew
not any harm. But now | pushes red
every time l thinks nit it.-Exch.
North Iowa times. [volume] (McGregor, Iowa) 1867-current, 1869-07-14
LARGEST.

Largest Stock Largest VARIETY Largest Reduc.
tons! Largest Made! Largest Facilities!
To these standing attractions Ia now added The
special attraction of the most magnificent stock oil
Spring and Snmme. Clothing, Ready Made or to Or
der Gents Furnishing Goods.
Hats, Caps, Trunks and Valiees, &C., Very Very
Cheap For Cash.