Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1869-12-03
FOOD FOR FOOLS.

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his " Dose.ss Lre La tauEr1 at. E1s
BY dAbe is Jodss-Diddie Jodes. / ab
the bost biserable bad under the sud. alb
eterdally catching cold by doEe Is ever
| lastipgly gubbed mp, 90 that dever can
| talk plaid. have tried everything i'd the
world to prevent II, hut the cold will cub
Id spite of be-. Subbor ad widter. It Is all
tho sabe. breethe through BY bouth frob
Jaduary 10 December, from the begidding
| TO the edd OF the year. I've tried Altpa-
thy, Hydropathy, Homeopathy, and Tob-
vodiabsib every systeb OF bedicid, bat Id
said. All kides OF teas, drobs, sd OLD wib
beds dnstrubs have been tried; I've sNa'-
lowed edough OF theb TO drowd be butts
no use. Dothidg udder heayed cad keep
be frOb catching cold. .al4Il.t..
| / alb dot rich, 1 alb dot poor but I had
| rather be q beegar, I'D orgAdgrifer's bod
key, the beadest thig you could d1be-ady-
thing-rather thad DO bad with stopped
up doze. sb very fod Of wobed's cociety,
bat dare not go idto cobpady people are
too polite to evidce disgust, but everybody
becabe udei q whichever Fvedture dear thef :
wad't TO barry, aut d.bopiy will have DO
with by dose-deyer dsveri alb idcod-
ceivably unhappy : r 1900. 4
Sabe years ago feIi n love with char
big girl. II tAthur wa, bad of beads,
| ad ths W. 8 tho host widdiig lutte dabsel
I ID the world. Ad she Alode Of ell the
world seeded moi to hide Ivy bisfoFt lde.
Ad l loved der with . love Of udibagidable
idtedsity ! every sttob Of by being adored
der I a, terbid 10 seredade her. Accord
Ugly shut by self up III by 70. b ad waited
, | log tibe, udtil by dose was albost edtirely
. we'll. At last, wud fde sutub Digit, we'd
, tar forth. wrapped mp 20 the eye,
Id cloaks, shawls, hadkeTcbiefs ad what
dot cd by feet wore the thickest kide Of
CUB shoes. A bad OF busiciads wedt alofe
With be-. Twas AFTER eIoved o'clock whed
we reached her residedce Id fasbiodable
, nd retired street. After the bad had played
a dubber of Iie tudes, edough, ! rtLoneh,
| TO have walked her, ordered theb to stop
| 40 that blight slgs had .studied severA
soes. all bore or less sedibedtaI nd bedAd
: choly, ut3til thought was perfect. Bn
do soodsr had pui's the hadcherchief Of
!. by doze sd bIuth u I'D caught cold.
!, 80 Twas Ted o'clock wad boodiisht !"
i It souded very badly, 10 thought woul'
J w "Whedtwiiight 4sws are falling asst"
y but that vas albost as bad IS the frat. Blu
i had cub there TO sig, ad sig bust. SO
sag at the top 81 by voice ::
J. "Cuh, oh cub With be,
a. Cub, oh cub with bo,
The stars are gleabg,
And all around, above,
With beauty teabig ls5
Boodlight houraa are beet 70; love
Ira lAlala IA, and 80 forth"
"a While Was going ON with "tra IL -lsl
la eodgratulAIipg bysslf bsdtaliy upod b
success, ayug fellow liddg I'd the bausio
adloididg by sweetheart, threw up widO
H. ami shouted, "fioto year doze, YOU dab JooI
70 bloc your dfEel" "A all the bad OF bus
nd eiAds laughed log cd udfeelgly. radcy b
nd feelings Shakig by clodched AZ, ~ d
Al, scoundrel In the widdow, I adAfhehasike
Ie- bib With the boat awful ibWtecati0ds l thid
", 81; nd hideful what blight hear or who b'g'
70, not, OF the iddect and unfocling hus
he ciads 70 X do further tice thAd 10, HI
he then N ir ray upon the ground. T ed
III. barched hObe I'D 70 ired to by apSrtb
*, ffob which did not eberge for budths.-L
9TH O. W. BaSby