The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1869-08-25
BOOTHS NEW PLAY.

[sCENE-A'l elegant pGrlor IN the City
Of OGntoG. Harry addressing q
party of friends
HARRY-This is my natal day, and here
stand, /.
To welcome friends and take them by the
-, hand. g.1-
Good evening gentlemen, and ladies fair
You are "a brace of beauties, declarel
I've travelled from the poles to torrid zone,
But never saw what I behold at home.
I find 3 change PYe never seen before.
LIzZIE-Because we're dealing at another
,HAERRYZBy Jupiterl fair Lizzie, you are
right, .-a d, -. 81
And that accounts for all this brilliant
sight. 1-. /
IsADoRE-Tndeed it does; and Harry do
you know -E ~ .
For all we make grand and taking show,
Yet eF'ry thing in which we cut q DASH.
Is sold supremely low, and that for CASH!
HARRY-Where is this place where all the
1. people flock? -l-..s . a...
IsADORE- Dear Sir, on Market Street in
Mathews Block. .-
HARKY-WhO are the owners of the Store?
What is their name2 a- ~ ..E-
LIzzK-They're introduced to US as KEEP
/ o. LlNGEh q SHANEs .
HARRY-( Examining The contents of a
package of M 'dSe Just opened.
Substantial things, are first upon my file,
Your POPLIH Lizzie that is just the style,
Your CALICO beats all I've ever seen,
ALARAeAs too and fit for any queen.
The GINGHAMS, are master piece of
art,
And the Piques are sure to win the heart,
The SKIRTINGS are so elegant and neat,
No wonder men will eye you on the street,
Your White Goods am sure must bring
repute,
1 would not wed girl they would not suit;
| And Gentlemen social word with y0u,
Step up and feast me with grand review,
Your CASSIMERES Wonld make all Paris
They more than equal half the cloth we
| wear, -L. r- ....
No doubt those Shirt Fronts came from
this same place. -.aa- -....
CHARLEY-To go elsewhere we hold deep
disgrace. sgs o.. -.: ;-E ..- .-..-
HARRY-YOur Collars!-Mathews Block
.,- that is the store, .s. .s s-.a1 &
I've heard of Collars selling there before.
JosIE-And, so superblY are thOEe' Collars
made .a- -l .baa sa..s
That some have thought them their espec-
~ ial trade. = 81. ,.-,.- +- a1ria-.-
RosA----I often go there for the paper
kind rt--...-,... p. .....a. =
In travelling they save expense find.
HAREY--Like good roast ducks all folks
their trimmings need, ai
As advance this grows firmer creed
.'Tis very evident upon the face lr-... ID,
You are not dealing at common place.
CLARA-We're not indeed-their. TABLE
l LINEN, too, a-ay u5
Will gather favor, if the story's true. 10.
AKGIR-Their FLANNEIlS are the rage
u and how they sell .sara. 1.. -
Most any well bred little child can tell.
MoTHER-An true, my dears, and likewise
ii. at their store ... -...rc-
We bought this handsome Carpet, on the
floor, r.,.r ..... ..,. -.,.r..
The handsomest and best that I've trod on
Since small girl was, IN days long gone.
HARRY--My rose is active-what is that
=. peIJikn1eS 49,. 80. --- ue-
CLARA-'Tis Honey Soap, if may here
resume. -.... 0-..-a
HARRYzMy friends, from what Pm forced
to understand, Ars' ar..t y-.
This store leads all the stores within our
land .s. .-.- ..l ID.
O1NEs-1Iis true, 'tis true o.. .1--.
HARRY-And what say you OF PRICE.
AEGR-All goods are just as cheap as
Z niee.- lt.I r. ....
HARRY-If that is so then let musicians
come, = ... -E . .-
Strike up the Jews harp. and the kettle
drum,
For purchasers proclaim a second birth, e.
That this same store beats every store on
=. earth.
Ali Except mother) dance off right and
left to the renowned Emporium of KEEP
LINGER &:SHANE, Cheap Cash Store,
where there Is q full line of New and FASH
ionable Summer Goods, Mathews Block,
South Market Street, Canton, Ohio. .,.-
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