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A Green witness.

About ten years since a young man
of good character hired horse from a
livery stable to ride out to little town
about twenty miles distant. Unfortu-
nately, about half way out the horse
was taken sick and died The livery
man sued him for the value Of the horse,
Representing that the horse had been
killed by fast driving. One Of the
Young mans witnesses (rather green,
or supposed to be, and who had a pc
culiar way of talking very slowl was
called to the stand aud questioned thus
by the lawyer:
'You are acquainted with the prison
or at the BART
'Y-a.a-s,' slowly drawled out
'How long have you been acquaint-
ed with himT
'About three years
well, sir, please state to the court
what kind of reputation he bears as re-
CARDS fast or slow riding on horseback 7
'W-a-a-l, suppose if he was riding
with company Of persons who rode
very fast and he did not want to be
left behind he would ride fast, too.
And If he was riding with company
that rode very slow and he did not
want to go ahead alone, l suppose he
would ride slow, too
Judge (very much enraged)--'You
seem very much inclined to eyade an
swering questions properly. Now, sir
you have stated how the gentleman
rides when he rides in fast and slow
company. Now, sir, / wish you 'tc
state to the court how the gentleman
rides when he rides alono2'
'W-a-a-l, having never had the pleas
ure of riding with him when be was
alone, | don't think ! can tell
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1sT SUBDIVISION
PerT-Mondoy Feb. 7 Monday May 0 Monday
Oct &
Falineld.-Monday Feb. u Monday May 20 +;
Monday Oct II.
Hocklng-Monday March II; Monday June 10 ;
Monday Nov.
2p SUBDIVISION.
Pikc--Monday Jan "a Tuesday April 70 Mon
day Sept 10.
Jackson Monday Jan, 81 Monday May 2; Mon
day Sept, 20.
VmluI-Monday Feb. u Monday May 20
Monday Oct. Il.
sclolo Monday Feb, Z ; Monday May O.; Mon
day Oct 0.
Lawlence-Monday March z; Monday June
Monday Oct 81.
Oh SUBDIVISION.
Gallla-W Wednesday Feb 2; Thu sday April %
Tuesday Sept. 20.
Meigs-M Monday Feb II Wednesday May II
"wednesday Oct H.
ngton--Thursday March 10; ThurSday
May rs Monday Oct 81.
Athens-Monday March IL; Thursday May 20
Wedn esday Nov. ?.
sILAS II. WRIGHT.
ERASTUS a. GUTHRIE
WM. u. LOOMS. Judges,
HENRY A, TOWNE
JOHN l.. PLYLEY.
Nov 4, 'G0--4w
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ORDER fixing the Times of
Holding the District and
Common Pleas Courts in
the 7th Judicial District of
Ohio, for the year, AID. 1870.


Woshlngton--W Wednesday, April 9Th
Mclgs-Monday, April 11lh.
Gallla--Thursdoy, April llth.
Lawrence-M 0nday April 18th.
SclotO-Thursday, April 2lst.
Pike Monday, April 25th.
Perry-Tuesdav, August B0th.
Fairfield Thursday, September LIST.
ll0eking--M onday, September 9th.
AlheDs-Thursday, September 9Th.
VintUl--Monday, September 12lh.
Jackson-Wcdntsday, September 1ilh.
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The Gazette AslultOL ReOister.

The Second Volume of the GAZETTE ANNU-
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uary, 1869 This work will contain a compteie
history Of the eUents for The gear 1S69-Compara-
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Vote OF Ohio and Indiana by Townships the
Organization Of National aud State Govern
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District or Circuit Courts, aud other general and
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JACKSON STANDARD.
THURSDAY, NOV. Is, IS69.
pHARIsEE JOHN /
rr MRS. NJ. A. KrpDrn.


Is there virtue in cloth.
And a neckephief white? !?
4 very hong face,
Aud q Very short Slghtt
4 fOX's keen scent,
With q saints gentle meins
Then as perfect man
As ever was seen
Must be Pharlsee John.
He awes al the children
lie meets on the way;
Torbids them to laugh,
And forbids them to play;
Turus up in great horror
The VIII ties OF his eyes,
That they should be foolish
While he is 60 wise
Poor old Pkarisee John.
The prayers he puta up
Are not liking in words.
And bis psalm-singlng fairly
Bewilders the birds
But he prays in this wise
To Jehovah, alas!
So the skies might as well
Be Of lead or of brass
To poor Pharisce John
Have mercy, oh God.
on these sinners ! pray,
And / thank thee, dear Lord,
That ! am not as they
That ma actions are holy
And pure IN Thy sight,
Yet remember poor sinners --
Aud agonized quite
Is our Pharisee John.
In vain for him Nature
Wears garments OF green,
And landscapes Of beauty
EnliVen each scene.
Sin turks in each blossom,
Each leaf and each blade;
Sin, sin is In all things
The Father has made
Except Pharisee John.
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A PETITE blue-eyed girl, who was
nursing her fifth Christmas doll, and
listening tC her mother and some lady
friends talking about domestic broils
and Chicago divorces, created rather
a sensation by remarking' "Well, ma,
I'm never going to marry! I'm going
to be an old widow!"
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DAILY GAZETTE.

As newspaper, the Daily Gazette Is not sur.
passed by any publication In the United States.
II covers the entire field Of News, Literature,
Commerce. Manufactures, Agriculture and
Amuscmcnts, and occupies II fully. Matter com,
ing under these heads, not found in the Gazette,
partmcnt has all the excellence that q variety OF
hrst class talent can impart 10 it. In principle
we need hardly say that 1t Is Republican.
TERMS or THE nATTy n AyP,rTp
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Probate Notice.

Newell Braley, Executor of John Fullerton !;
lsOhe Buckley, administrator Of John Dough-
el% Edward Noodson, guardian of John +.
MOodhon, John Johnston guardian OF Louisa E.
IoVi ana fhebe Holland guardian OF Leroy j.
hoilaha, nave hied Their accounts fer settlement
In the Probate Court Vi jackson County Ohio
aud the sRlne will be for examination and hear
ing on the Both day Of November, A. d. 1899.
J. w. LONGBON,
Nov. 4, 'G9-8w Probate Judge.
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snow, sposin you was to be turned
into an ANIMAL" said Jim, "what
would you like to be, Bill" 30, I'd
like to be lion, )" replied Bill, 'because
hes So" 30, no, don't be a lion,
Bill" interrupted little Tom, who had
some recent painful experience at
schools ''be a wasp, and then you can
sting the schoolmaster,
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Party (who. has brought back the
music-stool in disgusD Locke ere
Mister Auctioneer, this plaguy thing
amt no manner Of use at all Eve
twisted IN round, and old woman ave
twisted un round, but sorra bit of
toon we can get out of un!"
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Of each week. 1t is the same size as the Daily
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Have this day opened in the town Of
j a G X s. . n, . II q .


Opposite The Betnk,)
A BRANCH of their CLOTHING ESTAB-
n LISIIMENT at Gallipolis. Their stock
was purchased for CASH at low figures. which
enables them to compete successfully with any
house in the West, in prices and quality,
They therefore invite the public to examine
their extensive stock of CLOTHING. HATS,
CAPS, BOOTS, SHOES and all kinds of gen
temens wear, of every style and quality, to
suit the wants Of all, from the biggest dandy up
to the honest farmer, and at prices that cannot
fail to give satisfaction.
Their stock has been carefully selected from
the best American and Foreign Manufacturers,
by Henry Frank, the senior member Of the firm,
who has had 80 years experience in the business
and is well known to many citizens Of this
county.
Hoping by fair dealing and low prices to merit
the patronage Of the good citizens of this town
and county, they invite all to call and look
through their stock before purchasing.
We will also buy all kinds of FUR SKINS,
SHEEP SKINS aud all kinds of HIDES
NJ. FRANK. Jr.,
March IS, eft II. FRANK.
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Of fifty The Semi Weekly will be sent, instead
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April %. ls6p--tt
ASTE 1SlEr!s 5Sa HOMES
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the merchant, the manufactures, the profession
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ought 10 know, about the vast resources ands
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Administrators Sale of Real
Estate.

Estate.
In pursuance Of IN order granted by the
Probate Court of jackson County, Ohio will
offer ior sale, NJ public auction, on
Saturday, December 4th, a d., 1869,
at one o'clock, P. NJ, of said day, at the door of
the Court House, In the town OF jackson. in
said county the following described real estate
situate IN the county of Jackson In the State
Of Ohio to-wit.
The north west quarter of the north east
quarter Of section nnmbcr twenty (20) of town
ship numbereigh C) of range number eighteen
(l6l containing forty (40) acres more or less.
Appraised at S4u0 %
Terlus Of Sae--One third cash IN hand ON day
of sale, one third IL six months, and one III ld
In Que year ifom the day Of sale, deferred pay
ments to bear Interest FROM the day Of sale. and
to be becured by mortgage ON the premises sold.
WILLIAM RIDER,
administrator OF Elizabeth Boyd, doc'd
James 1rlpp, Attorney
Nav A 40
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LOB PRINTING Of all kinds, done at the
d STANDARD OFFICE.
The Cairo evening bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1868-1870, 1869-07-07

Can accommodate tho publ. with Music fcF 10
parties and s0Teunle- "a short notice ant an reasH-
able terms. Lessons given ON every Instrument.
Residence on 18Th street. bet. Walnut and Cedar.
CAIRO, LLiSJ.-
myiOiu
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Wards Rheumatic Linament

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Headache, Chlls aud Fever Typhoid and Bilious fe-
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Digestion and purihes the Blood, and prevents dis
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remain, produce a sallow complexion and bring on
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The New York herald., 1869-05-22
AQUATIC.

Opening Day Of the Dundee Boat Club, of
Paterson, N. j.
The ceremony Of formally usherlng into existence
the Dundee Boat Club, Of Paterson, came OF yester-
day on the lake from which the society takes its
name situated about two miles from Paterson. The
opening exercises were thoroughly aquatic. There
was water on the earth, water above the earth and
water under the EARTH not taking any accc12t what
ever Of boatmen and spectators drenched to the
skin. The disagreeable weather well nigh made the
affair failure but not wishing to disappoint the
assembled three or four hundred-(had the day been
clear there would have been as many thousands
the clubs made two or three little brushes up ana
down. besides which, however, there was not much
The Dundee Boat Club is decided institution.
ton a Of Paterson society, and has for us members
such persons bank presidents and CASHIERS, law
Sguls Of the upper crust Al present it numbers
twenty eight members, and the following are the
oficers:--Ooxswan, J. I. Boice; Lieutenant, J. A.
George McCarler. Their barge is arranged for eight
oars, and is quite fine boat, although rather too
house on the banks Of the lake. ana bid fair for a
very successful existence. The men, with one or
training and an indefinite amount OF discipinng
and drilling. As they are ambitious, however, they
may amount to something IN the end.
None OF the expected guests arrived yesterday
with the exception Of delegations from two clubs
in Hackensack, who brought their boats with them
Overlan0-VlZ., inc la raNOEith CluD Will u iOuI-
cared shell with outrggers yclept Ours, and the
White Fawn Club, the owners OF beautiful little
outraged shell for two pairs Of skulls. The White
Fawn was the only really good racing boat present:
Besides the above, and the Dundee were two little
Shells owned by private parties. the nrst for one
pair OF SOULS, owned by Bozworth Van Emburgh,
and the second for two pair, and owned by George
Lowe and J. A. Beckwth
IL had been expected that some Of the Newark and
Jersey City clubs would be present with their boats,
in which case there would have been some amateur
racing and which sport was anticipated. The fail-
nre OF these, however, to put m an appearance
caused great disappointment and as soon as IL was
found there would be regular contest the visitors
had to amuse themselves by cr0wding into the boat
house and listening TO the dulcet strains oil brass
band.
The afrar wound up quite pleasantly, however, by
n splendid collation. In the bOathouse, TO which
ample justice rendered, amid brilliant sally OF
appropriate and witty toasts After the collation.
the tables were cleared away and all present soon
forgot the dsappointments Of the day and the In
clement weather outside amid the excitement and
pleasures OF the eight fantastic" which was kept
up until about ten o'clock last night Thus ended
the "oponing day" OF the first boat club ever or
ganized In Paterson.
The New York herald., 1869-05-22
GENERAL NOTES.


Money is plenty and farmers are hopeful In
Georgia.
Tne "Grand Army OF the Republic" has 1850 posts
In the United States.
The viii of James Hunnewell, OF Charlestown,
Mass, disposes Of 5000, 900 ol property.
Only two-thirds OF last years wheat crop In some
parts OF Wisconsin has yet gone to market.
The San Francisco Labor Exchange has furnished
employment for 500 persons during the past year.
The first post OF the Grand Army OF the Republic
was organized at Dakotan, Ill., In the spring Of
1860.
-Four political conventions 10 be held by colored
men before June lone In Virginia, two In Maryland
and one in New York.
The Indiana Legislature has enacted that the Ger
man language shall be q branch OF regular instruc-
ton In the public schools OF that State.
The Supreme Court OF south Carolina has decided
that 80 much Of the act OF ls6l-contnued In force
in 1S6e-as allowed interest on open accounts In
actions suspended by the Stay law. IL unconstitu-
tonal.
The Montreal Episcopal Synod and House Of
Bishops, after three days baloting, have unani-
mousy chosen Rev. Ashley 0xenden, OF Kent. Eng
land, Bishop Of Montreal and the Metropolitan Of
Canada.
John Webster, formerly Postmaster at Lincoln,
No., has been found guilty In the United states
new trirl has been made, but it s not probable It
will be granted.
The United states District Court OF Illinois has
Gently decided that coporteur ~ not required to
take out n pedler's license. since the religious
works distributed by him are partly given away
and partly sold under cost price, and the occupation
II not conducted az a means OF profit.
The New York herald., 1869-05-22
FOREIGN SCIENTIFIC NOTES.

signora Dora d'Istria has been elected honorary
member OF the society Minerva Of Trieste.
committee has been formed in Berlin for the
purpose OF opening public European subscription
for erecting Q statue to the memory Of HegeI, the
German philosopher. The statue IL 10 be inau.
guIatcd ON July II, 1870 the hundredth anniversary
OF his BIRTH
At the Academy Of Sciences OF Paris paper was
received from M. Ramon de In Sagra. IN which he
stated tnat the cultivation Of China grass had suc-
ccedcd beautifully Mt Nice, and that Mr.. Childers
had opened lace manuiactory there, in which
nothing WAS used but the produce OF that plant.
letter was received from N. Fua on nre-dainp expo-
siOns. lie consicers II always dangerous TO intro
duce tame however well secured, into the atmos-
phere o coal mime ana II o opinion that all delicate
in-truhents COntrIved for ndniieatIng the presence
Oi Ore lamp should be given ~, a. BENG only use
fnl IN the hands Ola naturn philosopher. NOS o
common workman.
The New York herald., 1869-05-22
IROOKLYN INTELLIGENCE.

MARRIED IN CoURT.-Justice Walsh united Patrick
McNally and Mary McGmnis in the holy bonds Of
wedlock yesterday afternoon. The ceremony ap-
peared to be anything but agreeable to McNaly, 1t
being compulsory proceeding so far as he was con-
cerned. Mary had made serious charge against
him. and the services OF officer White had been
called into requislton. The PRISON stared McNa!ly
In the face and he consented to the union The cou
pie launched their barks upon the troubled sea OF
matrimony separately, McNally setting sail one way
and Mary another.
DEDICATION OF ST. CHARLES BORROMRO's
CHURCH.-The new and handsome edlfce OF the con-
gregaton OF the Church OF st. Charles Borromeo,
Sidney place. near Livingston street. will be publicly
and solemnly dedicated TO the service Of Almighty
God on Sunday morning next. The dedicatory cere-
monals viii be performed by Bishop Loughlin, OF
the diocese Of Brooklyn, assisted by the pastor OF
cergymen from other parishes. The affair will 1t is
anticipated be OF the finest Of the kind ever held
In Brooklyn and the attendance doubtless Will be
very large.