The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1869-07-17


bis wedding Eve.
JlHS Bear and Barbara Wolf were mar
riei at New Albany. There's trouble
brHin
s'UrF sha goes, said lady, speaking of
the train as il was starting. "You have
mistaken the gender, madam a imam sail
"this is "A mail train '
"WOULDN'r YOU Catl .his the caif 0f Y Icr.''
asked B1b. pointing W 0ne ~ dis neither
limbs. 'N0." renisd Pat, 'I should Jay 70
was the leg Of calf 4"
LITTLE Frank was taught be was made of
dust, and as be stood by the window watch.
ing 10 as the wind was Wbirling it 10 eiiies.
he exclaimed seriously, "Ma, thought -he
dust looked as though there was going -1
be another iitIle 50y made.
"A nsIsrEH was 1u bis wav t5 church 0ra
sabbath morning, aIa aaw "A b1v Un thB riv-
er bank hshiuE ~Alv h1v,r said he. td4u1r
v0u know that d. is wicked tb eateh H-a
Sunday r" "GIess hau't sinuei much vet.r
said ths boy, without taking his eyes from
the cork "han't had O biJe.' Minister
1gbed aud pushed on.
IA lesdeu bullet hits a msn. what str.k.
+ ing metamorphosis takes place i-lhe l.adsu
bullet becomes lelt.
AT the late meeting ~ ihe pre-bYtarv,
Brother W said early in his ministry h1
ana another brother were conducting
meeting in which there was much religious
interest Al 0i1 man Eava expression rl l.s
j1y bY shouting ald continued I. unu. 4.
began t1 interrupt tbe services. Brother
II said tl Brother M, 90, stop
that oId mans noise" lie vent TO bin ana
spoke a few word, aHG tle shouting man az
once became quiet Brother liz asked
Brother w, What dii r0l say ,l ths
cd man that qlietei him So promptly .'
Brother w. replied, " asked hm llr
dollar ior foreign Missions
THsR1 is far more sunshine th11 cloud ia
lho world, ald tle b.ua ssF ut.aner beuls
lovingly down than d0es tha threatening
black. Mature grows flowers every wHlre-
alike in the uRtroidsu anI uuseen U.Ids aH1
In the garden ot taa EIiisa. Our years cf
happi1ess-or what should be ,usa-tar
oulluuJer those Of s1rI0W, and The heart
beats responses oi Joy thousand times
where it beats 20 sadness once lt is well
20 think Of these ia ngs. The tendency of
mankind is t0 take short, imperfect. as-
views 0f Ills surroundings Mt -gl lv-rr-
thing deserve nothing, and grum1.a pretty
much all thc Hno.
SHUr y0rr eyes aul listen WY nit ma," sl.I
Uncle Nau deyIe. N-N ds fst night N
opens store ( counts de monies, ann finds
him uix rsat count him ana d.re 5s tree
dollar gone, aui vJt does Yer uuE Z does
den eaa't say w, i.l not
count him any more, aud b. comes out
sdoost rigli cher since"
Az Irish g'azier was putting in pane OF
glass whlr groom standing by began 9s-
ing him, tllHg him "a put plenty lt putty.
Iha lrsluan bore tle b4ntara for some
umai hut I'm Iist s.lencai his tlrnantlr ly-
Arrah, n5w, Ivy 1H wi4 ya, Jr yise I.. pll
pa-a in your head widlut aly putty"
THl following isa volunteer tribute t1
modest worth ana 1na5Tl1vs gGntleaass 1i
( cbaracie- The whle5arr5w i0r sImp.i-
city of construction, strength, courage snd
moral excellence, it is the superior OF the
yei0eiyede, and ought 90 BE- encouraged"
CooE1SG A LOBSTER. .-s Bridget. what dld
mistress say she would have for dinner
" Brlii the lobsterH
B-oii tle lo5st.r2 Ara you quit1 4u-a.
Bridget \"
" Eatirgly. Gat l1a -rIdir1h.
Mary g0t Ihe griliruu ahd placed N. .1n .ll
irs- Sic then placed TIE livo lobster 0n
Ihe gridrln.
laterm.ssi1n 81 five minutes. Atler
which the dialogue was resumed as FOL
lows
D.i yoa broil that lobster, Mary 3"
(" sd. the br0il The more be br1i.sd
4 tas more he walked oH. The basts's haunted
In trr nl more. Nl good Wilt come from
e0okirg q slraiiIg bug hke thal.n
h Ari wnrrs iS Uhu Lnl4lnr NF'