The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-06-28
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Over.warm friendships and hot potatoe!
are generally dropped as soon as taken up
Contcntment is the great sweetener 0
life in every state. "l,og ID rls
A guide board performs its function
very well, considering it is q blind date.
The way to gain o good reputation is t
endeavor to be what you desire to appear
A tca-party without scandal is like
knife without handle.
A Tippcrary mans coat-a lot Of hole
sewcd together. ,.asr. ,o.,-,,,,.
The nearest way to mans heart
through his stomach, s,s .j,l 5.fsG4t,.
He can well bear the revolutions Of til,
enyious seaons who bears eternal. summer
in his soul, H. y,,i-1 s ss s.G5- 7s5,
It has been said that it is easy to breal
into an old mans house, because his gat'
is broken and his locks aro few ,,.,a ~
A London publisher announces q reli.
gious tract with the title: ""Salts and
SIENNA, Cathartic in Seven Doses.'' ii
81 Condemn the fault and not the actor Of
t!ipWhy, every faults condemned ere il
be done. aia.l0s esaasasi 9i 'yta'g9is
b "The destiny Of the majority Of man
kind" sid great German historian, sis
oblivion; and a very happy destiny it is"
You can't cipher with the figures Of q
dance, though dance may. figure up a
pretty tall bill. s195
Noay will light on 4 window which has
been washed with water in which little
garlic has been boiled. IT iy5d lasi7itt
A5daily moderate use Of celery as salad
at meal times is said to be IN effectual
remedy for nervousness. u tii ~
IA professional philanthropist proposes
to make soup from the pigeon wings out
in the ballroom, and feed the poor on it.
la The greatest Of men live unseen to
view, while thousands are not qualified to
express their opinions.-Beecher. 'sli
.e' Grumbling is all very iwuoll in its place.
,ltis the deep bass that is needed to make
up the full harmony Of being. IA aio,l
% Why is IA poor horse greater than M
polcon? Because there are in him many
bony parts. eer % bsl7jlg1 sinea
Il What is the difference between a civil.
lied diner and person who subsists at
the North Pole :? One has his bill Of fare,
and th, other his fll Of bear. 5,ifu4
ii, whence, where, wherefore. how T?
This is thewhole Of philosophy, wrote
Joubert. Existence origin, place, end,
aua .''H'4 means tlf dio12 Ill 81 gfigft
II We did but know how little some en-
joy tho great things that they POSSESS,
there would not bo 50 much envy in the
world. 3
Do unto other men as they would like
to do to you, and they WON'T have enough
money. in two weeks to have o shirt
washed. 9a'F i''a''' 'lil II 20 '7'anl 9a
10 g..I .gi.7a;e1 e, .:g .moly9sl g.i y
A little six.year urchin, away up in
Maine, being unable to drive an Obstinate,
COW out Of The barn, set il on fire. "she
run them" SO the boy told bis mother.
Equal quantities Of powdered alum and
common salt, well mixed together, will
often cure the toothache when il will not
yield to most other remedies. fssoa
They say there is man living in Ed
inburg who attends church regularly, and
clasps his hands so tight during praying
time, that he cant get tbom open when
the contribution box comes around.
A sharp old gentleman, travelling out
West, got a seat beside his wife in crow
ded car, by requesting the young man
who sat beside her to 'please watch that
woman while ho wentinto another car, as
she had fts." lragg .aT 1tul5 bns /,
ph Mems lives should bc like The day, most
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