The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-06-06
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lit. Silence. d ieai5git i-atss'v OAK T.
iS what roof covers the most noisy tenant
The roof OF the mouth. Ia
II WV are bushes Nike little girisf Be- I
cause they become women a.TA r.
when is o blow from LADY welcome
When she strikes you agreeapiy.
why is a dogs tail o great novelty Be-
oonse no one ever saw 1t before 5eaT
why ia an egg 'overdone like one under
5onei Because it is hardly done. +
What side of u horse invariably has the
most hair on it The outside.J
uEyery cloud has a silver lining" we
wish every investment had.
When is q wife like great coat When
her husband is wrapped mp IN her. ga
wbv ia a auack like locomotive de
cannot get on without putting
uow To Make the Hours 60 Fast-Use the
Hspur of the moment. a
Ambition's thorny path is too narrow al for
two to go abreast. i. ..sai.t ). ( 5,zI Il
what c,ass of women are most apt to
Give tone to society = The bellies.
b. = The best tlife-p preserves, sometimes, In
,1 the battlefield are legs. Dr. ID 7@.T
aar- when a cat drinks rum you may look out
for rum-pris.
WIN does o. duck put his head under
waterY For divers reasons -
When a rock ia in the way, is it profane
tn tEblast" it I ,irr 70
The young lady that kept her WORD mas
fonnd it very useful. -
Sterness isn't necessarily dignity, any
more than silence is wisdom.
Good Gyers generally make q bad one OF
their own.
What did Adam plant first in the gar
den4 His foot.
az come to steal" says the rat.
spring to embrace you,o says the trap
Which is the largest fish in the seat The
oyster, because he is always found In his
bed
Love, the toothache, a cough and tight
boots, are things which cannot long be
kept secret. d '--
Why is the letter E like the next world
Because it is the end of time ana the De-
ginning of eternity. r.
.If YOU intend to give me the cold shout
DER says gentleman to q friend, " let II
be roast lamb" -s-. 20 '..
WHY is a bank the best place to make .
geological surveys Because of the rici
deposits it contains.
If it is true that money is filthy, what ;
remark able desire there is IN the human
heart to become uncIean.
SANDERS issuing from red and beautiful
lips are like spiders crawling from thu
heart of rose.
What is the difference between a bill ant
pilf One you get up, and the other yo
get down.
al cannot bear fool" remarked a pc
dant to n farmer. "Your mother could,
was tho reply.
The strongest man feels the influence c
woman's gentlest thoughts, as the mightles
oak quivers to the softest breeze
What is that which is made with train
travels with n train, is of no use to a tran
and q train cannot travel without. Noise
"Thank God for His mercy!" as the dea
con said when he saw that it was his neigh
boris house which was on fire.
"she isn't all my fancy painted her,
bitterly exclaimed a rejected lover; ant
worse than that, she isn't all she paints hel
self"
Beyond all credulity is the credulousnet
of the atheist who believes that chanC
could make world when it could not bull
barn. -.....s . ..t
An old lady, hearing somebody say IL
mails very irregular, said, " 1t WI
just so in my young days-no trusting an
of 'em," -...-
A friend of ours thus eulogizes his music
attainments:- :" know TIVE tunes the OF
is4uld Lang Syng, the other isn't-f afwa.
sing fntter.
Gold dust thrown into a persons eyes
said to be very binding, but, at the san
time, the peculiar sensation is pronounce
far from unpleasant.
The most 1aconic will on record is tn
of man who died in 1863. 1t ran thu
az have nothing 1 owe great deal; Il
rest give to the poor"
A revivalist, encountering an Africa
asked him, " My good man, have you four
the Lord 2" To which Sambo replied, in
surprised manner, "Golly, massa, am
Lord lost 2"
A soldier was going off the field too ha
"Can't" "WoundedT "No." "sick
"No." "What's the matter 2" "I a
scared. and want to go to the rear to
rauy!"
military man, an his last momen
opening his eyes, beheld three doctors
consultation over him. Said he, Gent
men, surrender, if You propose to fire
platoons,n and extending his limbs, breat
ed his last."-