The Union and journal. [volume] (Biddeford, Me.) 1858-1882, 1869-01-15
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=, .o.ts n Calcutta Hindoo about n dollar and .
half % have his body burned In good style.
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Every good, but rather too pointed s inc oou'
nsh said when IL swallowed the oa''
why are the CLOUDS nAs 'oa''"s"
they hold the rains
Poiiteness Of mind consists In the conoep"0" "
honorable and delicate thoughts
Some one who has been 70 see ienu, -. :,
relates that he smokes pipe drinks sneny -
ISIS, and we-ps when ne reaaS ms
cruel was turned oaid-headed n'eua INTO
enemy by advising nun w "a'S
coed.
.r,ectricIty,, says the scientific d., travels
f.s,er than light "Yes," said the reflective b.
IT'S easier TO shock than instruct"
No, exactly Riddle. What Is the sensation
that an educated person derives IRON sensation
novel; A sensation OF nanseau'
.-.,,.,,,,v- obseryipr the operation Of q steam
Ar. engine, ycnturcti to inquire, "what Is the OBJ
,ect of boiling the water before squirting IL on the
a,es
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npuy ,.vp,.-s., =, ,.or,en . .xc,,m.a eve
P". ., 80 "a ears az our v,,namo,h,r,. for we
.s.n r.v., got .ny more.
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,rsclls. air, answered the little eherub.
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"a. s.sss a. \. ~onlI have 4, bound in Russia.
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gentleman at musical party asked inenu'
In whisper, How shall sur the nre without IN
terupung the music "s'"se" WV
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carpenter In washington prues sV"s
best treasures scrap OF paper ON "" -, IT,,
ten; "ifyoa have ooaru 49, RI, ~.
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western paper wheh iooho "seh oOnsea 70
die on Thanksgiving day by reason Oh the VISITOR
sherin, wrote its obituary notice thns'-So pa
per will be issued nom this once tomorroW-or
any other day"
elias your husband got naturalizedr' inquired
, an e"e,ssu. ss,In.,,on ssw Savs ayo. "Got
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ciaimea' ]oanas' ~. ~. ro 49, 90 80, "a
seryi,or replied, swell, there IL one comfort mas.
,er-vou wont have 10 70 far!,
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~, =, -, No n.d ma money 10 give away; but
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IT., mi. NO. no, ou,,c what the society reauir.
cd. aud Hook never heard from them again.
I.haI, hone, when come 10 the lives Of socra.
a.. and plato. "a Illustrate one OF the most vaiu.
.hIe oftheir prineiples, that conscious and con.
go I,no,sncc ia bette, state OF mind than
the fancy. without the reality Of knowledge
Grot..
All that A man knows of the ideas which should
regulate human organizations was worked out by
y nation OF less than thirty thousand frcemen, so
worked out that Europe has no words for policy
save those the Athenians used, and In $50 years
has invented but one new poliica mea' he pos
siDili'y oil RUE oy repre'en''"o"
4 bepz,ni.t in Albany mis,ook an undertaker's
s,o,, for restaurant the other night, woke up the
oc1ce hoy and demanded "a dozen fresh ones on
,..n.i,s,.up N. WAS told that the establish.
80, ,,,1 mn, n,,,i.h f,od for the living, but cot
fins for the dead. IAN right he replied In mnd.
died tones, an take little eoneep
.,ov.
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M'e' sue iou"' ",o 'O"'. ",.,,.-
horse,"nh shesu uo"n' A"o '.o''.. ,
son why ne didhI Keep NJ us woIA. ino %! ~
Piled thos' "sy lear "o'he'' hna ""'"'
MANU. w
Alsdy being asked Tor receipt ior "noVP%s
cough for little twin PATIENTS eopieu oy ihissAo
something referring to the PICKING Oh ohions'
which said: "if not too young SKIN 'nem Pre'v
closely; immerse In scaiding water sprnhe
plenufully with salt, and leave them tOra week
In strong brine"
ayoupx man, what's the price Of this silk ?" ask.
ell partially deaf old lady. "seven dollars
exclaimed she; I'll give you thirteen seven
dollars, ms'an, Is the price Of the silk, replied
tho honest shopman. "oh, seven dollarsT repli-
ell the old lady, sharply; an give you ave-"
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