Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-01-02
CLIPPINGS.

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From the San Francisco Dramatic Rcview.l
hAuSDERISas OF AN OFFICE SEEKER
Brethren political Of California, recol-
lest one thing, We go to Washington
for Office. We are bound to secure an
Office. They say that Grant is preju.
diced against Office seekers, and that he
burns our petitions. Let him burn.
Let him maintain the silence Of the
tomb. If he won't hear rs he shall see
Us. Well dress in masquerade. Vel!
90 about leading tame grizzlies. That
may attract the attention Of the great
Phlegmatic, and when he asks, Who's
that2' no one shall be able to give o sat
isfactory reply, save our particular
friend Brown, who'll be on hand to
whisper in the Generals ear, that's
Jones, tho great California Jones-vsry
useful man-a triAe eccentric-vsry
INSTRUMENTATION to Grant rung in
h~ers)-used to live at Knights Ferry
(thii revivss the Generals old recollec-
tions) came here simply to see you in
augurated, General-has q cabin on the
summit Of Mount Diablo, wall papered
with your photographs Brethren, Of.
Ace seeking is . profession. 1t must be
elevated. We've trod too long in one
track. A bundle of letters from msn oil
note, and Endorsement of our services
through various campaigns, BY well
known citizens, are old time tactics and
won't last much longer. We must be
original. We must cultivate more in.
dividuality to bring u claims into no.
tics"
Dad Mans CAsH.-Twenty-six dol.
lars were buried lately with the body Of
an old Indian in Yreka. Il must by bis
friends have been presumed that he in.
tended in tho world above to visit some
white mans heaven. In the ordinary
white mans heaven dollars arc essential
aud indispensable to eternal bliss,
Twenty.six dollars are a heap Of money,
John Some Cuucasiaus in the noigh.
borhood heard of this post norton de-.
post Of finance. Cash with the Cauca.
sian is too valuable an article to bury
with o worthless Indians corpse. We
are a practical people. Cash will buy
-four, beef and whisky. 1t is an outrage
to inter such practical stuff with dead
Indians. So reasoned the C%aucasians,
They dug up the old Indians body and
drew the balance on hand thus they
dsbarred him from travelling in a white
mans heaven. When We read an a n
nouncement informing US that q lot oil
vile, thieving Indians have dug up the
body Of a beautiful white girl in orde,
to dsspoil the corpse of certain jewelry
buried with it, wo are very indignant,
get out our rifles, and perhaps shoot the
FIRST redskin seen within half a mile o.
the graveyard. The aborigines will by
the outraged relatives DO taught to re-
spoct the sanctity Of a Caucasian tomb
The vacated tenoments of our peoples
souls are porcelain I; those Of the Indian
but common pottery.
DouBLE-BARRELID NEGROES. - The
following "stiff IN" is going the
rounds:
"a double-headed negro girl is in
| New Orleans. The two heads talk with
each other, aud as one possesses q So
prauo and tho other u contralto voes.
they sing a duet nicely"
The single-headcd negro has worried
the nation much if double.bsrrels are
pulled on us, we might as we'll give up,
PRAYING or CURsING.-Two-thirds o,
our people shrcs weeks ago, were either
praying for moro rain, or cursing be
cause there had been one The SAM
number are now engaged in praying fol
o cessation Of wet or cursing because il
continues. Providence must be KEEP
in a big sweat to suit all his people
Ok TIE DECLINE. - Tho numerou!
friends Of the smallpox will be painst
to learn that it 10 "on a Decline
Druggists, doctors and uudsrtakers viii
see that their patron is comfortabl,
nurisd and cared fer in ito last stages