Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-12-03
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What is the greatest want of The
. agef Want Of funda.
!. james r. Wilson "positivelv de-
cllnes" the Iowa Senatorahip.
Vice President and Mrs. Colfsr
l have reached Washington and are
f Housekeeping.
What is the difference between q
pill and hill2 One is hard 90 get up,
and the other is hard TO get down.
f Europe has to pay annually about
) fifty millions Of dollars for Che support
Of her mOnaTchs.
The late N. p. Willis is charged
with having invented the now epidem-
10 interviewing business.
Jennie june says men should pay
their wives for household work che
same as they would any one else.
A. J. proposes to spend the coming
winter Of his disContent IN Washing
ton.
Have you a sistsr2 Then love and
cherish her. IF you have not a sister
Of your own, then love somebody
else's sister.
Six oxen drew the Cardiff giant %
Syracuse, and be Ia return draws two
thousand spectators daily.
Quite superfuously, Vallandighnm
has already taken pains to decline tho
-nomination for the Presidency in 1872.
The Fenian girls Of San Francisco
have presented George Francis Train
with five hundred dollar emerald.
Jake, lend me ten dollars till sell
my dorg2" Jake replied 8O0thing'T
and sympathetically; 20 Jim j
wouldn't sell him"
Spriggins says he once prevented a
severe case Of hydrOphobia BY simply
getting on high fence and waiting
there until the dog left.
The mining stocks Of California have
deprecated in value within the last
nine months not less than $5,0O0,0O0.
A cement, made by dissolving rub
Der cut fine in benzine, may be used
to mend rubber boots and shoes. This
cement will firmly fasten on a rubber
patch.
"At what hour do you dine, my
dear ~ asked a lady Of a little girl
When papa comes home. And
when does your papa come homer
Just before dinner, ma'am."
The saddest sight Of Thanksgiving
day was a weeping woman entering
saloon at an uptown hotel, and beg
ging the saloon keeper MOTTO sell her
husband liquor New Albany Com
mercial.
There are 1000 distillaries IN Prus-
sia, and in 1868 they consumed 6.75O,-
600 bushels Of grain and 38,O0O,O00
bushels Of potatoes.
Pat Doolan, at the battle Of Chan
cellorsville, bowed low az a oaunOn-baH
which Whizzed just six inches above
his head. Faith, said Pat Zone
never loses anything By being polite
Miss Kate Fisher threatens 10 sue
the Hartford Times for libel in assert
ing that the calves she revealed were
stuffed.
Somebody has discovered that Pres
ident Jefferson once made q judiCiOug
improvement In a saW-mili, and he Do
known to have been the inventor Of
several wise saws.
The managers Of the Pacific Rail-
road are preparing fuel and provision
cars to run with every train during th8
winter, so that in case train gets snow
ed in the passengers will not freeze OF
starve to death.
A veteran politician, who served q
long apprenticeship in the Democrats
party, but has been identified for the
past nine years with the Republicans
was asked during the recent Canvass,
to explain the wonderful power OF the
Democracy over its followers. Ha re-
piled: The Democratic party always
took care ofits young men, aud always
maintained strict disipline. 10 was
always as prompt to shoot a desorteF as
to welcome a recruit" "
To toast Of "The bhbiesl God bless
them, a railway conductor responded:
: May their route through life baDlong.
ant and profitable, their ties we'll laid,
their track STRAIGHTFORWARD and not
backward. May their fathers be safe
their mothers faithful ten
ders, and their switch never misplno-
ed."
Robert Hall did not lose his power
Of retOrt even Ia madness. A hypocrit-
ical eOndoler with his misfOrtunoa
once visited him in the mad-hous0,
and said in q whining tone: what
brought you here, Mr.. Hsll2" Hall
touched his brow with his
finger, and replied "What will never
bring you, sir; too much brain.
''No PIP for the Wicked" is the cap
ton of a paragraph in au Illinois pa
per which says: What an uuEodlV
people those rasoals Of Ohio and
Pensylvania must be Though Grant
implOred them 10 let us have peace
they would have none Of it-not even
Pendleton or Packer"
A doting mother Of q Waggish boy,
having bottled up a los Of nice pre-
serves, labeled them, Put up by Mrl.
D." johnny having discovered
them, soon ate the contents Of one bot
tie, and wrote on the bottom Of tho
label, Put down by Johnny D..
"Jamesl Jamesl cried an authors
wife, II have been calling you for the
last half hour, and dinner is getting
quite cold" "Oh is it2 Well, you
know, have just killed the cruel old
1ncle. His property, Of course comes
10 his nephew Charles, and [ am mar-
rying him 10 Emily. Keep the mutt
ton hot sill the ceremony ID over,
there's a dear. "
How is il that the poets have Gaid 90
many fine things about our frst love-
80 few about the later love2 Are their
first poems their besR or are not those
the best which come from their fuller
thought, their larger experience, their
deeper rooted affections? The boys
flute like voice has its own spring
charm but the man should yield
richer, deeper music,
Little four-year-o Carrie went With
her aunt TO Church. The preacher
was very earnest in his delivery, and
Me was much interested. Mother,
aid she. when she came home, "IheVo
heard such a smart minister he
stSmped and pounded, and made such
i noise; and then he got 90 mad ho