Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-07-03
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

Ii will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered TO the afflicted.
II cures chronic and in6ammatory rheumatism
no matter Of how long standing, 1t will cure
any and all cases of Diptheria, in lis most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant it
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache INFO minutes
1t will cure the T!odiharhe in one minute. 1t
cur, PlcuriSy ard Pneumonia, effectually, in
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. II
cures Asthma and Bronchitus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitation
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remedy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully in several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsful will eficctually cure any
case Of DarThoea or Dysentery. IL cures ordi'
nary Coughs and Colds in one nght-never
fails. 1t cures Neuralgia, this troublesome and
most painful Of all diseases permanently and
effectually in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or five application
some of these were of 20 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, ScadS, SPrsinS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case Of
Scroiula, though he has never had an opportuni-
ty,of testing it, save in one case, child years
old, which had been soTey afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases
Cholera Morbus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that This popular remedy Will cure. such as
Collie Cramps, &C., which we think II is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recommending
this celebrated hnodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, fIom actual experience, and
arc fully prepared TO prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam
ily medicine ever presented TO the people and
that no family will be without il as soon as ats
virtues are known.
n. B.-Nop person must expect one bottle 10
cure a case of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years Stdnding-!hough IN many cases ono
bottle will make an ehectual cuTe-but continue
the use of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
Or Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear Zach week, hereafter,
in the Staunlon Vindicator. s. 3
QT Try One Bottle of, the Great American
Discovery Of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States TO sell this celebra-
ted Anudyne Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH.
Lock Box 72l, Stanton, Va.
January Q, 1869: 6m
@se For sale by Henry Billings, Shep-
herdstown