The Ebensburg Alleghanian. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1865-1871, 1869-07-29

over.
Error will slip thru crack, while
truth will get stuck in doorway.
The. man who haz inst found out he
can't afford tew burn green wood has taS
ken lis fust lesson in economy.
There IL only one thing that can beat
truth and thai Is he who alwus speaks it.
1t is hard work, at first sight, to See
the wisdom OF rattlesnake bite, but there
IL thousands of folks who never think ov
their sins until they are bit by a rattIe>
snake.
Thare liz great deal ov humin natur id
crab if you don't pick them up in tho
rite way you will discover it.
think now, if l had all the money
that IL due me, ] would invest it in saw
mill, and then ".et Ier rip"
Take the humbug out of this world,
and you won't have much left to do bis
ziness with
Faith and curiosity are the gin cock
tails of success
Advertising is sed few be a certain
means of success some folks are SO inns
pressed with this truth that it sticks out
ov their toCab>stnps
Thare is this difference between igno.
rance and error; ignorance is stone blind,
and error is short sighted; ignorance
stands still and error only moves to run
agin post.
Ekonomy is a savings bank into which
men drop pennys and git dollars in re-
turn.
Thare is one thirg you cant put out,
and that iz your conscience you may
smuther it, bot like coal pit it contains
the charred remains.
The two richest men now living ID
America that kno ov, is the one who
haz got It money and the other who
wants the least arr he last one is the
happiest Of ihe Two.
Cerimony IS The necessity of phools
good breeding is the luxury of the wise.
Tew be agreeable il simply tew be cas-
lily pleased-if this il so, how easy and
pleasant it is tew be agreeable. -
thing hut what they kan prove--this asa
counts for the little they know. Most
people hev found out sumhow that they
''kant serve God and mammon too" and
so they serve mammon.
He whom the good praise and, the wick
ed hate ought tew be satisfied with his
reputashun-
Excentricitys, most of them, are mere
vanity; Danish the excentric man into a
wilderness and he coon tehums as natural
az tud-stool. a pure heart is like a
looking glass it keeps no secrets and dis
penses no fattery.
A cheerful old man or old woman is ike
the sunny side ov a woodshed in the last
or winter.
Avarice is like grave yard it takes
all that it kan git and gives nothing back:
Paint human bird sucking honey
from flower and yu hav got a very good
picture OF love trieing tew live upon beau
ty.
The best investment kno ofis charity
yu Git yure principle back Immediately,
and draw dividend every time yu think
ov it.
Everything on this earth is bought and
sold, except air and wafer, and they wud
be if kind Creator had not made the
supply tew CRATE for the demand.
A good book is like good law.
Politeness looks well to me in every man
except an undertaken:
''Familiarity breeds contempt" This
only applies TO men, not tew hot buck>
wheat slap cakes, well buttered and su-
gered.
A mans reputashun is something like
| his coat; there is certain kemikals that
will take the stains and greece spots out
/ oy it, but il p Y h:.z a second>handed
kind ov a IooA and smells strong of the
| kemikals.
We are happy in this world just in pro-
porshun as we make others happy. [
stand reddy tew bet $50 on this saying.
Politeness l. the science of getting down
on your knees before folks without getting
your pants dirty.
The miser and gluiten-two facetiosa
buzzards one hides his store, and the
other stores his hide.
Credit is like chastity they both of
en- can staud temtashun better than they
can suspicion
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