The Evansville journal. [volume] (Evansville, Ind.) 1866-1870, 1869-11-18

it's railing.
II love is blind. how can there be
any love at first sight?
Steam pipes, like clocks and bed
ding, 90 on tick a good deal.
What part of ship is good for
youngsters? The spanker.
Never stand aside for trifes. Let
them do that honor to you,
Which is the easier-to choke with
indignation or fish bone?
People at sea like to see sail
ahead and so do auetioneers on land.
Be temperate in diet; our first pa
rents ate themselves out of house and
homo.
A delicate parcel to be forwarded |
by rail-A young lady wrapped up IN
herself.
fla young lady bids you take heart,
does she mean that you can take
hers?
In thunder storm. always get in
TO railroad train which has good
conductor.
Lawyers must sleep more comfort
HUG Ludu p5Op4G IL 5CuClNA -
material on which side they lie.
An iuveterate old bachelor says
ships are called she" because they
always keep man on the lookout.
People often put things mentally
an a horn" and sometimes physic
ally put horn INFO themselves.
Never ask woman. who is over
twenty five, her age. It is imperti-
nenee treading on the garments of in
delieacy.
1t is generally believed that Cow
per was a Freemason, as he wished
to erect lodge in some vast wilder
ness"
Getting into a passion is a good
deal like getting into barberry bush
the bush comes out all right, but
you don't
Fashionable young lady bleaching
her hair bJOre retiriHg)-"What
dreams may come when we have
shuffled off this mortal COLI
The Woman Question What
shall / get for an autumn bonnet?
1.-The Man Question "-Where shall
l get money enough to pay for it?
Why are sheep the most dissipaled
animals in creation? Because they
gambol IN their youth, spend most
of their days on the turf, the best of
them arc blaeklegs, and they are sure
TO be fleeeed at last.
sCome wife," said WIN, 81 pray you
lust haif a minute to mend tlFsl eoat,
Which a nail has CHANGED To rend-"
's'Tis ten O'Clock" said the drowsy
.r ,SIo, ,, ,ot1 WIN si, - rotF,or toto
But 1t Is never too late to mend"
"You ought to acquire the faculty
Of being at home in the best society"
said fashionable aunt to an honest
nephew. Il manage that easy
enough" responded the nephew, by
staying at home with my wife and
children
Motto for libellers of the dead
d Beast, oh
AT 1T notwithstanding
the rebuff DR.. Cumming received
from the Pope, there is really no
keeping him out of print He can
not go the Gcumenical: we'll, he does
not intend to let it alone, for all that.
Why on earth, instead of bothering
about the Pope's, cannot the rev.
gentleman keep his own-counseI?
The gentleman whose seal (zeal)
was taken out OF him the other day
has since been crest f4llenl"
The daily occupation of a laboring
mana small tenement.
Why is salad q devotional dish
Because you commence making it By
saying: Lettuce, pray"
OHl HoRRiBLEI MosF HoRRIBLE-
n IF physician gives you q prescrip
ton for your cough, what does hC
expect for it?-A pound Of cough
Are crow bars and raven locks o
the same family?
Isn't Calcraft's business the neck
tie and ehoker line?
The glass that neither cheers mol
Oriates-The looking glass.
Paris has a generous miser, abou
HON the Figaro relates the follow
,np anecdote: He met the other da,
a little street-harper, who begget
him TO give him something. Civ,
me few sous, kind sirH hav
no change" The little harper re
peated his request. Let me see
could | not give you something?
After moments reflection, his fac
Frightened, and he exclaimed: mo
body shall say that [ allowed poo
boy to pass by without giving hir
something" So saying, he offere
the boy pinch of snuff.
On HER DIGNITY.-An up tow
store was day or two since honore
by the appearance of an clegantl
dressed LADY of color, who swan |
with all the airs and graces of III
most accomplished coquette, and DE-
sired to look at some goods The lad
In attendance laid the desired article
before her, with the remark: Her
auntie, is something that | can recon
mend"
Sable rustled her silk indignant,
and inquired:
How did you redress me?"
81 said, here, auntie, Is somethin
/ can recommend. "
"Well, Madame, I'll deform yc
OATS not my name. My proper al
f;lIatiOn is Miss -"
well. I'll Inform you that I a
accustomed to call colored peop
uncle and 'auntie.' It has alwa
been a respectful appellation used
Southerners, and [ expect to co
tinue its use.
ff1f7a-e=lI- ~aha rnstlea nn-e augri
than ever. as the sable princess ma
ast r-;sL fbc remark