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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
The Greatest Discovery of the
Ace.

WuIS Is ADMITTED TO BE THE FACT BY THE
Il Thousands who using DIR. Tobias Celebrated
Venetian Linmen 1t has been introduced since 1877 ;
and no one once trying it is ever without it, 1t will
positively the aforementioned complaints if used
directed
Chronic Rheumatism, Sore Throat, Headache, Tooth
ache Sprans Bruises Old Sores, Swellings, Mosquito
Bites and Pains in the Back, Chest, or Limbs Also
taken internally for Cholera, DiarrhGa Dysentery
Group Collie, Sea Sickness, Spasms &C. 1t is perfectly
harmless to take internally (See oath accompanying
each bottle) 1t has never failed 10 cure every case OF
taken. Always have bottle in the house in readiness
aud yol will never regret it.
Price, Fifty Cents and One Dollar Sold by the Drug
gsts and Storekeopers throughout the United States De-
pot, 10 Park Place, New York.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31

Geo. d. Prentice continues critically ill
with rheumatism of the heart.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31

e. III. COALE, Fire, Life, and Acct
Ds dent Insurance Broker, Office street,
Bel Air. Particular attention is called to
Chilren's Endowment Policies, by which
parents can secure certain large amount
to child on attaining maturity, by the
annual payment of small sum, which
payments are refunded, in case Of prema-
ture DEATH Give me call, and see my in
ducements before insuring elsewhere.
dec17- TT
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
THIRTY DEADLY DYES

well admirably adapted to the purposes for which
it Is designed This is important, the public has just
been warned by two leading scientific organs against
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
'1HIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE, That the sub
Il scribers have obtained from the Register OF
Wills of Hartford county, Md Letters of Admins
ton on the personal estate of
JOHN SAPPINGTON, Sr.
hate of Hartford county, decd All persons hav-
ing claims against said deceased are hereby no.
tifel to exhibit the same, with the legal vouch-
ers lher of, on or before the
27M day Of November, 1870,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefit of said estate.
All persons indebted to said estate are requested
to make immediate payment
Given under our hands and seals, this 9th day
of November, 1869.
MARY A. SAPPlNGTON,
RICHARD SAPPINGTON,
dec3 Administrators.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

cured of Deafness and Catarrh 10y simple rene
dy, ana viii srnd the RECEIPT iieS.
MRS NJ. G. LEGGETT. Hoboken. n. j.
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offered in Hartford county. Dress Coo Dis, such as
DELAlNES, ALPACAS, GINGHAMS. DOMES-
TICS and CALICOES. The finest FRENCH
and AMERICAN CASSIMERES and CLOTHS,
Ladies and Childrens WOODEN HOODS, NJ.
BIAS and CLOUDS. Mems UNDERSTANDS
and DRAWERS. Also, the prctliest assortment
of LndipS SHAWLS nver
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
CURIOSITY

OF the public TO know how Herman and Ewing
cal sell goods so much cheaper than other mer.
chants. They have JUST received a large and
well selected stock of goods The incest stock of
choice family Groceries
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31

every style, and Of every description. Their as
sortment of HATS and CAPS, is UNSURPASSED
either in quality, style or price. They are pre-
pared to furnish the ladies with any and every
article in the notion line, such as HOSIERY,
GLOVES, LACES, EDGINGS and all kinds of
TRIMMINGS. Call and see them, CORNER
MAIN AND OFFICE STREETS
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
EHNLVJh III sdrugs. For Circulars, address l..
SAGE, Vinegar Works, Cromwell

4 GENTS WANTED FOR BEFORE THE FOOT
-LALIGHTS AND BEHIND THE SCENES, by olive
Logan A heightened, rapid selling hook. complete
expose of the show-word. $50 pages; 60 engravings
Prospectus AMI Sample free to Agents
Sw PARMELEr. 4 CO.. Philadelphia or Middlrtown Ct
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OWE v Owe

Hair Dye has been proved poisoness Professor Ct ton
whose reputation analytical chemist gives his
statements the weight Of authority, announces that
Cristadoro's Excelsior Dye
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in this market. They have supplied themselves
Wilha stock of Boots aud Shoes from which any
man, woman or child can be suited, both in
quality and price. Ladies high polish KID
BOOTS, Misses TURKISH MOROCCO BUT
TONED BOOTS, Boys CALF SKIN SHOES
and BOOTS. In short, BOOTS and SHOES
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1869-12-31
Absolutely Harmless,

has been subjected to the proper test in his labora
and that the results show it to be
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Weak Back, Pains of the Side, of the Hips,
Allcock's Porous Plasters.

Aud about the Kidneys are relieved at once by
pliCatiOn of one of
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

A DUTCHMAN OPPOSED TO LIFE INSU-
RANCE.-A certain Dutchman, the owner
of small house, had effected an insur-
ance on it Of eight hundred dollars, al
though it had been built for much less.
The house burned down, and the Dutch
man claimed the full amount for which 1T
had been insured; but the officers OF the
company refused to pay any more than
it's actual value-about six hundred
dollars He expressed his dissatisfaction
in powerful broken English, interlarding
his remarks with some choice Teutonlc
oaths. eff you wish, said the cashier OF
the insurance company, "we will build
you house larger and better than the
one burned down, because we are POSI-
tive that it can be done for less than six
hundred dollars" To this proposition tho
dutchman objected, but was at last COM
PEELED to take the six hundred dollars.
Some weeks after he had received the
money, he was called upon by the same
agent who had induced him to effect an
insurance on his house. This time the
agent wanted him to take out policy OF
life insurance on himself or on his wife.
eff you insure your wife's life for
$1,000" the agent said, '.aud she should
die, YOU would have that sum to solace
your heart" "Dat be tanp' exclaimed the
Dutchman ''You shurance fellers is oil
tiefs If insure my wife, and my wife
dies, and I goes to the Office to get my two
thousand dollars, do gifts all the money!
No, not quite. You will say to me, she
wasn't worth two thousand dollars; she
wash worth only bout six hundred. If
you don't like to take six hundred dollars,
we will get you bigger and better
witc E'
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

AN INNOCENT MISCHIEF MAKER.-I
heard droll story the other day, Of q
pretty little girl, aged six. One Of her
fathers friends called at the house and,
as usual, took the child in his iap.
"Oh, don't, Mr.. Thompson l can't sit
in your lap now
''Why you little elf?''
"Because it's Lent"
&c What difference does that make Pr
GA great deal mamma told Mr.. Dink-
WE'LL in the library, yesterday, that she
woulden't sit in his lap in Lent, and 1
won't, either"
AS this conversation is said to have
occurred before papa, l am afraid the in
nocent babbler was the cause of future
trouble between the welded pair.
Moral Young wives fond of firt-
alton should not be indiscreet before chill
dren, though they appear to know moth
ing of what is passing. The little crea-
lures have an inconvenient way of racall-
ing and repeating what they have seen
and heard, on every inopportune occa-
sion.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

THE FIFTH COMMANDMENTS
an old schoolmaster one day to clergy
man who came to examine his school:
ssI believe the children know the chat
echism word for word.,,
But do they understand it !? that is the
question:" said the clergyman.
The schoolmaster only bowed respect
fully, and the examination began. A
little boy had repeated the fifth COM
mandment-"Hono thy father and thy
mother" and was desired to explain it.
Instead of trying to do so, the little boy,
with bis face covered with bushes, said
almost in whisper:
yesterday showed some strange gen.
tlemen over the mountain. The sharp
stones cut my feet, and the gentlemen
saw they were bleeding, and gave me
some money to buy me shoes; gave it
to my mother, for she had no shoes
either; and / thought could go barefoot
ed better than she could"
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

Why does the operation of hanging
kill man? asked medical professor of
his class. Because" replied one Of the
students, inspiration is checked, circula-
tion is stopped, and the blood suffuses and
congests the BRAIN" "Fudge!" said an
other, "It's simply because the rope
isn't long enoug b to let his feet touch the
ground"
"Sir," said one of two antagonists, with
great dignity to the other, during dis
pute which had not been confined to
words, "you have called me liar and
scoundrel, you have spit in my face and
struck me twice. hope you will not
arouse the sleeping lion in my breast, tor
if you should cannot tell what may be
the consequences !' T
A full length statue OF Fltz Greene
Halleck is to be erected in Central Park,
New York, at cost of 5000.
Theslumber trade of Burlington, Vt,
for 1868 amounted to 3,0OO, ,0OO,as 49,
OOO. 900 feet of lumber were received du-
ring the year.
A. T. Stewart, this season, sold twenty
So 900 shawls, and one worth 1000.
One lady ran up $4,000 bill in two
months at his store.
"Velocipede candy" is now sold.
The manufacturer finds it necessary to
give notice that it is not worked with the
feet.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22
GEO. W. GRAZ, p. .. s.,
+. u. rEprIELD-
". J. HITABIpEL.
DBL. f. H.
aiitabidel & Co.,

nEALERS IN GROCERIES AND PRO
81 visions, Wood and Willow Ware, Conise-
tionery, Tobacco, Cigars. Pipes, Notions; etc.
Main street, adjoining the Express office, Albany
Oregon.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

A YOUNG getleman, after having paid
his addresses 20 lady for some time
"popped the question" The lady, in
frightened manner, said "You scare me,
sir" The gentleman did not wish to
frighten the lady and consequently re-
mained quiet for some time, when she
exclaimed, s'scare me again -
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

AN EPITAPH.-A reader sends us the
following epitaph on man whose death,
he says, was recorded in these columns
''Here lies man of good repute,
Who wore number 16 boot
'Tis not recorded how he died,
But sure it is that opened wide
The gates of Heaven must have been,
To let such monstrous feet within"
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

The "best illustrated paper OUT
a greenback.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22

Chrome steel, just introduced into use,
is an alloy of iron and chromium. No car
bon (heretofore considered indispensable
in the manufacture of this metal) enters
into its composition. Ignot chrome steel
is made by melting together the best bar
iron and little chrome ore, the grade of
the steel being fixed, it is asserted, with
unvarying uniformity by the proportions
of the two substances used. The melted
mixture is poured into moulds,- and hard
ems into ignots; the ignots are reheated,
and hammered or rolled into bars, plates
and sheets. The new steel, it is asserted,
possesses in superior degree the excel
lencies Of carbon steel and some others
peculiar to itself, and is coming into gen.
eral favor and use. The process of man
ufacture is covered by nearly thirty pant
entS.
The "best illustrated paper OUT
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22
z. a. Erceland,
&. II, Ciau gkton.
TCHELL. j. \. DoLPH.
Mitchell, Dolph & Smith,

J. H. MITCHELL. J. \. DoLPH. ~ SMITH
Mitchell, Dolph & Smith,
A TTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS At LAW,
"a Solicitors in Chancery and Proctors in Ad-
miralty. Office over the old Post Office, Front
street, Portland, Oregon.
A LII those knowing themselves indebted to us
"A are respectfully requested - call and settle
Immediately.
N52 Old accounts must be settled.
BEACH It MONTEITH.
Albany, October 10th, '63
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22
Real Estate for Sale j!
Administrators Notice.

Estate Of d. M. Bond, deceased.
0TICE is hereby given by the undersigned
IN administrator of the above named estate, to
the creditors of, and all persons having claims
against, said deceased, to present the same, with
necessary vouchers, within six months from this
notice, to the undersigned at his residence, six
miles south of Peoria, Linn county, Oregon.
JAMES SHERRILL,
Feb. IL, 1s69-23 Adm.
RUSSELL ELLINs, Attys.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-05-22
BLANKS. /.
JOB WORK.

HF ALL DESCRIPTIONS, at fair prices,
" neatly executed at the REGISTER office.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13
THE EYES! THE EYES! !!
DR. {. i i 1PARDEE, Y !. =
Oculist and -AuriSt

A PTER A PROTR4CTED BLINDNESS OF
II more than FIVE years, DR.. Pardee has made
himself thoroughly and scientifically acquaint-
ed with alldiseases of the Eye, and is nowprac-
ticine with success not surpassed IN the Uni
ted States.
/ All operations performed such as Strabismus,
or cross. eye, Cataract by linear extraction. De-
precision or Absorption, Perygium, or feshy
membrane growing over the eye, Reduction of
Staphyloma, or bulging out OF the eye, Artificial
Pupa. ,Fistuia Lachrymalis, or closing of tear
massage. and all deformities of the Lids, etc.
Artificial Eyes inserted without the least pain,
and possessing all the movements and brilliancy
of the real eye. A large assortment constantly
On, hand and for sale at reasonable prices. The
DOCTORS Eye Bath for the treatment and cure of
all nervous diseases is used all oyer this coast.
THANKFUL TO those tphysiciaas who have sent
him cases for operations, he hopes that his uni
versal success will warrant continuation of
their confidence. His'celebrity as an operator is
co.extensive with his success, as patients are
presenting themselves for treatment and opera
tions, from New York and Boston, almost,aonth-
ly. Many patients can be seen at the Doctors
Office daily, in different stages of recovery. -.
Oaace-7s7 Clay street, OPPOSITE THE
|PLAzA) San Francisco. l..al6. .I3sy
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13

SADxEss.-There is mysterious feeling that
frequently passes like q cfoad over the seif;ti
1t comes on the soul in the busy hustle of life,
10 the social oiscle in theI calm and silent re.
treat of solitude. Its power is alike supreme
over shs weak Or iroq,hssss..d @ 3 A. ope ,iP.li.
Again sound, will seome booming across the
ocean of memory, gloomy and solemn as the
death-kne3l, a,eshadoxipg ALI the brighkhop
and sunny feelings Of .tbe heart fNbp, can des-
crlbe it, and yet, Who has not felt its bewiIder.
ing infuenessa Still it u a zaeGeipnsa sort o:
sorrow, and like cloud dimmjpg the snnshins
of the river, although casting the momeptary
shade of gloom IL enhsnces thr fbsmty of re-
turniup brightness.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13

Many writer these lines and invalid physician while visiting the
Island Of st. cx for their health experienced and witnessed surprising and
beneficial effects Of the Rum there produced Of the vias who ks
oursvs) seeking health and inquiry and investigation obtained full history
its medicinal virtues He delighted and surprised and after his recovery
which occurred determined possible procure right manufacture
sell it in the United States. ,..s-tr IA
The yesulo his abors glorious himself suffering humanity
PLANTATION BTERs made known
TATIoN BTTERs being article Of real upon principles and
relying wholly the vegetable world for rs effects revu
t IN the history medicine and became household all civilized
cabaisio T1sso health
BTER far exceeded supply
Notwithstanding the large importation Of st. cz Rum expressly
pounding Btte the quantity inadequate necessary
arrangements extensive should
dispatched st. Thomas for that He fortunate securing and
leasing the largest productive
Houses stills presses erected asif utterly
experienced and natives the island
very prres the PLANTATION B-TTEas position
supply laboratory with all the perfectly St. coz Rum needed mauui
turing AND veoaAToa The
crushing and preparing it the stills and
ande Fever and Intermittent and Gaicus eve Dyspepsia and
the PLANTATION 5ITTERS unsurpassed the
history million bottles disposed Of annually They
adapted young male and female They agreeable and always
produce an immediate beneficial result
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13
NewsItens.

W ! -
The city of Salt Lake is now within four days
of Chicago by rail and stage. azv n
sPsdemor Agasais has been reappointed Re-
gent of the Smithsonian Institnts.
| The graves Of General Albert Sidney johnson
and QrperalsLWeh II. Rousseau are side sby
side in New Orleans. SIS
statute of Isabella. On pedestal in the
park st Havana, has been replaced BY one OF
Christopher Columbus. 4naa Z %s
| The Dakota Legislature has paused the
Woman Suffrage bill by four majority, and the
| QUESTION will be submitted to the people at the
elsction in October. za1-ssf. a1e
A Madrid correspondent of the International
says, with shocking indelicacy, 'HGeneral Prim
is believed here to be the father of No., 3 and
No. s Of Isabells's little ones. 3is tsaia jff
Tho noted "pug," "Ksnhawa Boy who is
only nineteen years old, stands six feet ten
inches in his stocking feet, and weighs over three
hundred pounds, is in Cincinnati, spelling for q
fght. ff6a t. r
The Empress Eugenie still looks handsome at
distance, but when you come near you dis
! cover that het face is thickly powdered, and
painted under her eyes, and her eyebrows pen
ciled.. I tIt{A Il !
A Berkshire girl, says the Boston Post,
walked fourteen miles through the snow the
other day, to marry q young man who couldn't
come to her house for fear of six-shooter which
the parent carried. III r'sisti Oar 4 =;
patent has been taken out for new process
In cigar making. The leaf tobacco is ground TO
q pulp and run off in sheets, as paper is made,
done up and sold by the quire or reann, and then
every one can make his own cigars Ct q gg
Amember of the Missouri Legislature wishes
Law passed by the State to provide for the an
alvs;s nf ods nd ha of
the sale of such as condemned by the fac
ulty. The gentleman is physician of the g old
school,"
Urquza, ex-Dictator of the, Argentine Confed-
Grafton, is one Of the richest men in the world.
In his palace are canary bird cages worth
thousands Of dollars each, and upon his estates
there is in progress artificial lake which has
already cost upwards of FIVE millions.
Paris correspondent of Cologne paper
says: Prince Napoleon has resumed bis
liaison with Coral Pearl, whom he deserted two
years ago. The surprise that he should have
returned to her is the greater as she has mean
while been the mistress of at least thirty aris-
tocratic irakes. -, la:ol4 essi ~ = sfsl' o.
Whitelaw Reid, author of "Oho during the
War" has accepted prominent position on the
staff of the New York Tribune viz; that of chief
editorial writeS after Mr. Greeley. Mr. Reid is a
young man, tall, dark and slender, with re-
fined face, bright, keen eye, and gentlemanly
presence, and evidently may be called a rising
man, orstI = N .t.ftt Aa . . 9"'
A Brussels letter says: "The Empress Car
lota has been, for the last two months, in a calm
state, and has become extremely inactive.
Often she does not get up at all, but passes two;
days in bed. In consequence she is getting ex-
traordinarily stout. When she is urged to get
up, she invariably replies that as the pictures
want to run away, she is obliged to watch
them" aa 4 asin 1900 boz g.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13

SsxUAL DIsPRopoHrIoN.-Tbe excess of women
in America, it has been recently admitted as n
physiological fact, is, in the United States,
about six per cent Old England and New Eng
land are becoming more and more the countries
of old maids. The last census returns in the
formef country showsf6lo,doo more women than
men, and the proportion in New England is al
most two women to one man. Indeed, in Some
of the country districts, this ratio is far greater
in favor Of the sex. writer in the North Brit
ish Rerier, however, asserts that there is pre-
polderauce Of the male sex born in the world.
but that boys or men die at faster rate than
ferRes ass shat towsrds tbs age of eigbteea the
age women prepondesate,,. How much of sweet
mess is wassngitself Suthk .desert airt
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13
Diamond cut Diamond.

In the village of -- lived man who had
once been judge of the, county, and we'll
known all over it by the name of Judge R: He
kept store and saw-mill, and was always sure
to have the best bargain on his side, by which
he had gained an ample fortune and some did
not hesitate to call him the biggest rascal in the
world He was very conceted withal, and used
to brag of bis business capacity whenever any,
one was near to listen. One rainy day as quite
a number were seated round the stove, he began
as usual to tell of his great bargains, and at
last wound up with the expression-'' Nobody
has ever cheated me, nor they can't neither
Judge" said an old man of the company,
81 have cheated you more than you ever did
me-" -
How so ?" said the Judge.
I" If you'll promise you won't go to law about
it, nor do anything, I'm tell you, OF else I
won't you are too much Of a law character for
me.''
"Let's hear" cried half dozen voices at
"I'll promise" said the Judge, "and treat in
the bargain if yon have"
swell, do you remember the wagon you rob-
bed me of?'
81 never robbed you of a wagon 1 only got
the best of the bargain said the judge.
swell, l made up my mind to have it back,
and
you never did, interrupted the cute Judge.
ayes, did, and interest too.'
"How so7" thundered the enraged Judge.
Well, you see, judge, sold you one day a
very nice pine log, and bargained with you
for lot more. Well, that log l stole off your
pile down at the mill the night before, and the
next day l sold it to you. The next night ]
drew 1t back home and sold it to you the next
day, and so | kept on until you had bought
your own log Of me twenty-seven times"
"That's lieW exclaimed the infuriated
judge, running to his book and examining his
log account; "you never sold me twenty-seven
! logs of the same measurement r'
"I know it," said the vender in logs, "by
drawing it back and forth the end wore off, and
as it wore kept cutting the end off until it was
only ten feet long-just fourteen feet shorter
than it was the first time brought it-and
when it got so, short I drew it home and worked
it up into shingles, and | concluded l had got
the worth of my wagon back and slowed away
in my pocket book"
The exclamation the judge was drowned by
the shout Of the bystanders, and the log vendel
found the door without'the promised treat