The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1869-10-28
VOL VIII
Witticislils.
A Crate Nuisance--had coal.

"'iIu "a VOUl;tll 5.
What should a clergyman preacl
. a|outf About quarter OF an hour.
B Isn't itquecr that contractors shou,
Y be engaged 10 widen streets? '
} A country paper says sugar la,
/, gone up 50 high as to roduce sli-h'
Increase in the price OF sand.
Why is Il manuscript called MS! B.
cause that is the state in which The ed
itor most frequent. finds 1t.
The latest case Of sin,u arlty of con
duct rerordelis that Of man wL4
dyed for tie bendt Of his hairs.
1he iaader otaea,np ncyt.n. in Oh,O
announced "tne 'brotu,r.iu-luw vi Gra-
eraI Grant will now lead us in prayer.
n Il ,lcspise mankind" said an AFRO
CANT follow to u cIrr2.y man, Il see yon
haze studied your own nature deeply, -
WAS he quiet reply
Al L pUIdic house in ., vonshire the
landlord his painted up outside his
door, Good beer sold here but don't
take my word Tor it,
"ls that marbIe?' said n gentleman
pointing TO lhe bust Of .Kentucky's
great statesman. recently in a New
|
York store. "No, sir, that is Cay,
quietly replied the dealer.
Don't roubie yourself to open your
mouth any wider, said a DENTS! t. Il
man who was extending his jaw fright
July, "as l intend to stand outside OF
IL 10 draw your tooth"
WHATS laatl = said q teacher point,
Ing to the letter ~, to little Tagged
urchin, "Daddy's hame." mo, no. my
boy YES is I've seen him write 1t
good many times.' ....
A notice of a birth in Lon lon pa-
per has appended to il these words
"-il. Forhes, (the Iath2r) requests the
prayers OF his friends and acqosinlan-
ces III this sore ali ction.'
Mrs. harrington says she did not
marry Der second husband because sac
loved The male sex, bur just because he
was the size of her first husband, and
wear his old clothes.
A paper puh!ishes the following cr-
ralnn: "iAe words printed pigs and
soay' in Mr.. Parlcr's letter ON the land
question, which o peared in yesterdays
issue should have been pros AM cons.
A Shrewd Answcr--.Lady at Sunday
School-"Ani what do you understand
by the pomps end vanties Of tins wick
I'd world p Tue Heal Of the Glass ,
the flowers in your bonnet"
Why should the country police he in
3tlucled 10 pounce on those pests to
he farmer, rabbits, on every opportu-
l!lyi Because h cy eat we'll in n-W G
,eg pardOn--blcause they are rabbit uai
jr, IL mails.
\ popular poet was much attached
% a youig lady who wa, born day
,rtoye hIn, aud who did not return his
,assion. Yours is u lard case" said
rend, 1t is indeed said the poet.
nor l came into tue world day after
he lair"
A pfudrht master advised his ser
t. put BY hia money for rainy
lay. IL u few weeks his masler inquir,
81 how WGch OF his wa.cC h had saved
Path none n all" he said, Il til y, +
'ou hi! me; il rainod yesterday-I ,
ooh a drop ard it I'll went,
Snooks Gays there is marked dit
IienuY between birds and women. A. /
m illustration OF this lie CITES the fact t
hat bit OF looking glass on fruit {.
rec viii itehten away every bird that i
approaches it, willie the same Article {
golliattraet IL ore fair ones than load /
# cherries. ... tl a
An avarici us fellow in Brussels oaYe s
large dinner. Jus. as the guests sat L
own Q piercing shrek We heard in t
he courtyard. Ihc host hurried out Q
nd returned pale, airishted and bis h
al2s cnvcreu with blood "WLat is 10? v
ias tho INQUIRY. Alas H.. said, ~ u
DOR workman, father OF large FANNY
ut aiet viii. terrible accideut-.hc
;as knocked dowa oy cart and grlev- II
uliy wounded lie. IS I'D him A Il
olieetion was taken up and the guests :
twelve hundred francs. Il
Generous souls 1t was the miscr's $
use to make them pay or the dinner. v
How do yoa contrive 70 amusc ?
oursel'!" Amuse' SAIL tn other, II
tarting Eyes" was the answet, II L
&c you have il to do; but Is it is new V
r done. suppose you must have some d
ther way OF PAGING yoGr ine 4
An unfortunate fellow went to mis- d
ana asked for garlent saying that G
IS object was to have something to re G
lember him by. my friend" said The r
User, las thy end is to Remember me, Il
will give thee nothing for / am sure a
iou wilt remember refuss much Il
niger than gtt.' e
Eliza Emery of New York varps :.