The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1869-04-29

the congenial and loved home Of the
choicest animals: ! judge that more
game is now rowing ut will over It's Inn.
measurable wilds and pastures than y
found on an equal area all the world bs.
Sides It h the geographic hsart q
North America, and ptobah3y c0nsains
fully half the arabls land ID ths Nbw
i World north Of the Isthmus of Dss)1n.
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largely to the gems that sparIkls in o.
English literature. This, up01 slirnu.
mt, may b placed with the nooden
sayings of Pythagovas: TAsrs -
times when tls'pulse Lie Nv Il, ~
bosom and beats low In the vsina, -
the spirit slseps, which appa>stI0
knows no waking, IL IL hooss u ~.
and the window shutters AZ cjos,;csl.
and the door II hung with the invlsitle
Grape OF melancholy; when W wlsh d
golden sunshine pitchy darkness. ~
are very willing to 'fancy clo0db wkesw
no clouds be- This 10 y state Or sick.
ness when physic may be thrown 10
the dogs, for we will have none of it.
What shall raise the sleeping Lazarus. +.
What shall make the heart beat musis
again, and the pulses dance through al
the myriad-thronged halls in our house
of life? What shall make the sun kiss
the eastern hills again for US, with IN
his old awakening gladness, and the
night overflow with moonlight love
and flowers" Love itself Is the great
est slim ulaht-- the most Intoxicating of
all-and performs all these miracles.
but it is miracle itself, and is not At
tie drug store, whatever they say. The
counterfeit Is in the market, but the
winged God is not money changer, W.
assure you
"Men have tried many things, but
still they ask for stimulants, the stimu.
lants We use of no more. Men try 10
bury the floating dead of their own
SOUS III the wine cup, but the corpss
Will rise. We see their faces in tn.
bubbles. The intoxication of drink ssts
the world whirIing again, aud the pull.
es to playing music, and the thouyhts
galloping, but the fast clock runs down
sooner, and unnatural stimulation only
leave" .''o "v"sc II mis- with the widest
revelry-more silent, more sadly, more
deserted, more dead.
There is only one stInuiant that new.
or intoxicates-duty. Duty puts clear
sky over every man-up in his heart
may be~ihto which tI,e SIX kylark, Hap
plness, always goes singing"
A Bachelors View of Babies.
Women have said that our sex Is uu-
ehduIable from the time they leave of
Kissing us as babies and begin to kiss
us rs men. Those women were certain.
'y half right. No man of galIantry will
consider himself aggrieved If he has
been neglected in infancy, provided the
osculatory obligation then due he paid
with interest twenty years after
wards.
Respecting feminine babies, only
those are agreeable who are sixteen and
upwards; and they are quite a. much
babies then AS when the poles of their
little lives are paregoric aud teethinx
rings. The developed babies surely cry
as much as they did in swaddlins
clothes; but they cry gracefully and
sentimentally: they make no noiss
about 1t, and their audiences are usually
Of only one.
What is there, what can there bs. u
interest In baby, properly such /? WIN
some one tell me: have been diIixent.
~ pondering the question for twenty
Years, aud to no purpose. l have svsn
gone to see babies, regardless OF sex and
convenience, to discover, II pnsslbie.
the secret oftlleir charm. Their beauty
and wonderfullness were told me Lsluss-
hand; but when stood in their erin.
son presence, anxious to b deiixhtsd.
they only sought to astonish me- Vim
such necrOmantic feats as swallOwln~
their own fists-feats which I. with -
taint Of original sin. regretted they nev- :.
er succeeded IN. When 1 went v~rv
near them, Or attempted BY magnetio
manipulation TO quiet the roar Or anger
and defiance my society caused, tl,ev
insisted upon pulling out my hair
with which / never was superfiuo,,alv
blessed-or probing the sockets Of nv
eyes with their cherubic fingers. 10
that objected, as had but two eve.
and was consequently rebuked By tho
doting mother, who charged me with
interfering with the baby's amu.e-
ment. l am very willing babies should
be whoIesomely oc upied, but when
their happiness and my vision are In.
compatible, l am wretch enough to pre-
fer my vision.
pity babies from my Utmost soul-T
always did: but cannot like them-for
they are not likeable. They must .uE
fer, poor little creatures; ifthey did not
they would not keep up such an Internal
noise. 1t is an axiom in philosophy