The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1869-02-18

A YOUNG man in Oshkosh
Missouri, was recently fined
five dollars for winking at la-
dies in the street, 'i.lTo '7o1e
wn4r is the dfdearyenacse, as,'bb,e Be-.
tween a girl and a fighteabf
One is born to wed, d the olher
is worn to bed. n.o1I" ;oon
"HE1Lo, Bill, lend me aSS
dollars. "-''fou are mistaken
in1the man, sir Pm not a 1.-Two
dollar Bill" 3nasl baeh
SOME one speaking of high
ly ornamented house, whose
proprietor was not parliculatl5
hospitable, said, 81 like to seq
less gliding and more carving,
| Why do ministers, in, sd.
dressing their; Congregations
generally address both sexes
as "brethrenln- Ans: Because
the brethren embrace the sis1
ters. r.t.sst- o.e sW .tro
A COUPLE Of good tempasrs'
were married in the-PittsieidL
Warren county Lodge, one eve
ming last week. The Wedding
came under the head of "neyrS
business" 4 c5se. 1tJ 9a iAaT
SOME one has beautifully
said of those who die young.
that "They are like the lambs
which the Alpine shepherds D
bear in their arms to higher
and greener pastures, that the
ilocks may follow" > 10 9ial5
TuE Local editor Of the Pa q 4
ducah Kentuckian drew a sew.
ing machine in the PaschaIln
House lottery, and now adyer, .
tiscS for a geod-lookiRg young
woman to come and runit for
him ,... ...,. r.
\ a CORRESPONDENT tells ns9
how to prevent hydropbqbis,- :
SPriggins says he once prevent: 4
ed a severe case Of the male.
dy by getting on u high feneor.
and waiting there untii. o the o
dQg leIt' .ga l4gs.s 3l1 CIV ban
| An Irishman, who lives with:
a Grahamite, writes to a friend G
that if he wants to know what :
"illigant living" is, he must
come TO his house, where afhe
breakfast consists of nothing,
and the supper what was left
at breakfast" .,.l..s.1 . -. . ~
A BMDGEPoRT Sunday school
teacher questioned his class {
last week inregard to the of
GIN of Christmas, with the fol
lowing result: 'Where was ,
Christ bornp 'At Beshlehem9, z
Where's Bethlehem9' 'In Jul.
dea? who first knew that
Christ was born9' His mother, >
i
"WHAT are you aBout" in.
qnired "a lunatic tof!as cook,
who was industrionsly picking
Ethe feathers from a fowl.
-"Dressing a chicken" an :
swered the cook. 2.saf-35
81 should call that uudress. :
ing" replied the crazy fellow,
The cook looked reflective.
A LADY, in a crowd of chill q
dren in france, being bitten
by mad dog, held on to the
animal till he could be secured,
and thusisaved the lives of the /.
Others. For this bravery the.
government has given her a
gold medal, her life happily
being spared. .o-' s1l-T SO
An honest Dutchman III
training up his son in the way
he should 60 frequently exer. I
cised him in Bible Lessons. On r.
one of these occasions he ask
led him: "Who vos dat who :
would no shleep NIT BotoferS =
wifeYn ado 10 ,. ac3i5 laJaE
"Shoseph.2 ed lpg53e5 "a
''Dat's a coot boy! We'll, =
'vot was de reasonhe would no
Ishleep nit her9" .l..,,
"Don't know-.spose heHasn'gs 8
shleepy." y llf9h . "a s..H
A Young man owed Fs friend
500, and was unable to repay
il in lump He suggested
signing ten notes for ten dol. ]
lars each, each falling due in ?,
successive months, His friend
was astonished at the first be.
ing dishonored, and asked for
an explanation. @Well,.o real
piled the other, sat first you I
objected to lose the S100s in b
one sum. but now it comes !,
easier to you, as you only lose
ten deilafs a month" 9atq eA'V
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