Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-01-16
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

IL will make more cures and IN les time
than apv remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
1t cures chronic and fammatory Rheumatism
no natter of how long standing. u will cuTe
any and all cases of d plheria, in its most ma
lenant forms, in one day-we will warrant 1t
in any case if directions be strictly followed 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
II will cure the Toothache in one minute. IL
cur ?l urisy ard Pneumonia, elIectusly, in
"A hours, and frequently in half The time. i:
cures Asthma and Bronctilus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitation
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully N several cases Of Taraysis. One
or TWO teaspoonsfui will efiectualy cure any
case of Dlauhoca or Dysentery. Il cures ordl
nary Coughs and Colds in one night-nevcr
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome AM
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
effectualy in two or three applications 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or five applications
Some Of tese were Of 20 and - years stand
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprsinS, Bruises end Fresh
Wounds If is The best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case Of
Scrolula, though be has never had an opportun-
~ OF testing il, save in o, case, child years
old, which had been so'ely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Nor us have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which we think il IS no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu
sion we wish it distinctly understood lha. we
have refranel from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated AnojyLe Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented to the people ard
that no family will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. b. No PERSON must expect orc bottle to
cure case Of Rheumatism CT Spinal Affection
of years standing though IN many cases one
bottle will make an elec,usI cure-but continue
the use CT j until a cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the Gaze.
O. Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
munen.ly, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more OF whirh will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Staunon Vndcator.
O. Try Que Bottle of the Great American
Discovery Of 1863.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell ID is eelehra-
ted ArOdyne Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, stanton. Va.
January 2, 1869. Gm
o. For sale by Henry Billings, Shep'
herdstown.