Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1869-08-19
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; tion. Il xmy brother. / have gone =
Bourbon 70 AL out what is going O
there. They say that people have n
"trines light - air" In that sown-ths
they all 60 10 meeting Sundays, and ihs
things looming shout the rosy horozon o
that place are exceedingly "xmtrosial.
We shall see. Gossip ''is like . Cat, !
never coaues to you In straight line"
II THR new ten cent fractional cunene,
has the exact picture OF the girl In rym
outh that everybody IL talking sbous n
the "cutest' gifi In town. She IL 9Th,
Girl Of the Period" and s,rangers cor
recognize her on the street by her ''higi
l'eels"-so high that small boys rus
around them without hitting their heads.
"Coxrss events cast their shadow be.
FORE" People see the shadow and think
that u would be well for certain young
men In town to caase crawling on their
parallel" In the beastly state OF . dead
drunk" Their "girls" should look after
them and keep up buzz of bass drums
in the background: Things are getting
"ghastiy.'
"A rKRANBrLAT1Sa squirt-gun. charged
with tobacco juice, is 10 the habit Of saun
'ering into the different churches IN town,
and in whaiever church ne happens iB be
he makes the place around him q filthy
pool" His pfetentIous inconsequence and
bad manners are the town talk among the
ladies. Al lie creation man was the
chief consideration. Woman was only q
side ISSUE" Ii aint so now. and I pro-
pose TO 'go for hEn'' il he don't dry him.
self up.
THERE arc FIVE women In town % "aw>
fu' cross" that they ininre the reputation
OF the town for sociabilisy. Il lie said
that when . tiy lights on one OF them It
Immediately drops down dead" They
are useful in that respect In fly time
bot when they pass people on the street
they ''stick mp their noses" with SHIN
mar and show OF ponderOus ne@ that
shows them incapab!e Of single ''lumin.
Gus sct.' Please twinkle little.
TIVE people Of the town, "taiuts and
sinners," are having some mighty bug
religious gossip" in connection with one
OF the Oldest citizens Of the place. Its
too big puddle for me 10 stir. II my
brother was writing this communication
he would pitch In" He has no more
sense than TO ''blat right out" oil he
knows. am humble individual and
do not think could do justice &c the sub
jcet In words appropriate to the occasion.
| will only say in my most feeling manner
LET US have pesce."
THR young gentleman and lady who sit
up all night watching for the comet should
draw down the window curtain and peek
through II, or else put out the light In the
back ground. The way they have chosen
to watch Tor the comet Is very sweet. and
may reslIze thier expectations u they
watch long enough, but they are ''falked
about"-for some people are around all
night-Or "see In their Sleep"
CONSIDERABLE talk has been occssioned
by the appearance on the street of the
new style Of wearing the veil. IL Ia won
under The chin rolled In Q short fessoon
on the neck--the end hanging like q sca,
on one side. II 10 said 10 DO the latest
seaside style, aad % Plymouth is . ''live-
towp-nos with mosquitoes like LaPorse,
or old ''croskers" like valParoiso-bu
with regular gentecl get up" In every
respect. the fashionable portion Of tow.
will soon be In style.
I HEAxr everybody say that "Court
was sitting" went 70 see her sit. al
ways supposed the "Cour" 10 be woman
on the top Of big court house
with scales In her hands and an upliftcd
sword. J have long respected that sacred
woman for che looks SO mncn like my
mother. found the Court sitting--nos
. woman, but 10 my utter bewildermeia,
. man chewing tobacco! There were
men sitting around table. They were
called The bar" They were innocent
looking men. With . Westinghouse air
drawn over their faces, and . grave yard
odor surrounding thcm-and rs the eye of
the Judge "Iis' on me, and 1.-THE bar"
looked its solemn look ss me, sad the
clerk whispered something "siy" tn the
sheriff. remembered the fool my brother
made Of himself In the last Republican,
and someway felt guilty and ready to 60
10 jail any moment. could not see any.
thing ike woman about the whole affair. !
Let US chew"
Soxn persons arc "sgItated" at what |
my brother said about them last week,
and are making up faces" at the .man |
In the MOON" think me 'plsyed smash"
generally; but the IMAM In the moon" Is
An idiot, and ''jumb fool" Pie se ex>
cuse my phrases. learned them OF my
brother, and he picked them up at socia-
bles.--iO cents q night. shall fol-
low him aud hit him whenever he sp-
gears In the Republican. All respectable /
people should join with me In abusing
him. l am sensible person, born In
Pinch Town, New Jersey, but ut present
not from natural inclination, but from
The strange law OF the sransmigrssiou Of
souls-I sm
A PIsom No Boo.
MARRIED.