The weekly Arizona miner., 1869-04-10
Miscellaneous.

The Bump of Destructivsnes"--s railway collision
 Happiness Is a perfume that one cannot shed over another without drop falling on oneself
 Nature teaches us that we are all depen- dent, that we are like cog-wheels, pushing each other along by filling up mutual voids. A mother reproved her three year oldster for eating icicles. The analytical infant re- piled: sI didn't eat 'em, mamma; only sucked the juice out of 'em."
 Rousseau says that "to write good love letter you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and finish without k4owing what you have said"
 Dr. South said: "Harmless mirth Is the best cordial against the consumption of the spirits; wherefore, sjesting is not unlawful, if it trespasseth not in quantity, quality, or season"
 A young lady (of the age of six and thirty declared the other day, in srrictest conf- dence, to her maid-servant, that she would sooner dye than let single gray hair show itself.
 ''whAt is truth f' The question was pro- posed at Deaf and Dumb Institution, when one of the boys drew ssraighs Esas.
 And what is falsehoodi' The answer was . crooked line
 One of the strongest reasons we ever heard why a married man should get his life insured is, that the money would prove great help to his wife's second husband, and might be the means of starting him in business
 Narrow minded men, who have not a tho't beyound the sphere of their own outlook remind one of the Hindoo maxim; "The snai sees nothing but it's own shell, and thinks il the grandest palace in the universe"
 Themistoeles had a son, who was the dar ling Of his mother. "This little fellow,r saiC Themistocles. lis the sovereign of all Greece "How so 7' said friend. "Why, he govern his mother, his mother governs me, goveri the Athenians, and the Athenians govern al Greece"
 An editor wrote 6 leading article on tn fair sex. in the course of which he sad 'sSirls of seventeen or eighteen are fond c beaux.n When the paper was issued, he va rather shocked to discover that an unfortu nate typographical error had made him say ssGirls of seventeen or eighteen are fond C beans"
 D. CARRors--Try plant for feed for horse and other stock. Sow in drills sixteen inche apart, on deeply tiled soil, made fine an free from lump~,
 THE Cincinnati Enquirer wants Seereta, Seward appointed United States Distri' Judge of Alaska as a recognition of his me it's in acquiring that territory. Tx speaking of certain Radical members Congress, the Chicago Erening Post (Radica says that it should hate to certify that th, were honest so long as perjury was crim
 To CgaE SoRE THRoAr.-Beat the whit Of two eggs with two spoonfnls of white s gar; grate in little nutmeg, add half pi of iukewarm water. Beat up we'll and tal . vine glsAs of it every three hours.
 A STRANGER in Boston, desiring to shown the way to South Boston. accosted IrishmGn, who at once replied: "Take Hi Fison avenue along wid he, mind that! tu South Boston bridge over, do ye mind th' Ns'rs jxst tASys Aow"
 Az exchange says that to pinch out { heart from the plants of tomatoes, either the time of rs-setting or soon thereafter, a allow only the lsterAls to bear, they will b, sooner and more profasely than if otherw treated.
 fHE New York Eusaiag Pbss says that best means of getting place as an officer the Civil Service 0f the United States is have a brother or cousin in Congress- and nsxt best is t0 bs unable to make livi Any~heFs else. and to bs so iptolsrshIe Do