The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-03-21

,,a oeseoutents---the dinner table.
A strong point--the point of . bayonet.
u,ood yay to find o woman out--caii
.,hes shc isr'tsas home.
1Jo,oc;nedes may not be given 20 kicking,
-. thev often throw their riders
vented. iie-boat that VIII Hoat on 2
.ssea Of troubles
'ssa, -,,aasant way to be whipped--with
,retty girls eyeiashes.
The largest ants in the world are called
r.. watch be said to be perfectly dry
,ohen it has running spring nance
Tha man that struck out q new path is
s,,nnosed to have been Of belligerens turn
of mind.
in; l! - Sa Psrsos,aIiy we should like ID betr
far hut tastes differ 9 q 'esT sgaL.
T. retnrninr thanks In an after.dinaer
..aach Brown declared that he was too
fall for utterance.n
A@, Th a most dirocs method of Determining
hors "a owere-stand behind and tickle his
hind legs with o brtar. mt s@Es
The man who challenged eontradiction,'
cot into an awful fight, ana WAS severely
,,asItby u asked lady of her physieian.
s.yas Il replied he. al never knew one COM
Main of being out of health in my lifeaD
myou,ongbt TO lay up something fnr .
.o;nr|dav. . said an anxious father to his
jfro6ieate SON stAnd 80 have" repiied
He youth. "whatfv An unibrcflap
A Minnesota paper says, " The ladies OK
the congregation have earpesen ans e. r res
tiat gentlemen who chew tobacco leave
their mouths ut the door" aeS
A gentleman travelling ON o steamer, one
6av at dinner was making way into q large
nuddinr close by, when he was told oy
servant that it was dessert. - NO matter,
said he, .I would eat it II it we're o wilder
ness" 49, s
Going into the dwelling Of neighbor
with suspicious looking boots, a man was
hailed by the good wife with, s.Did you see
the scraner at the door, uncle ~ g Yes'm,s
was the reply, aand I intend to nse it when
Igo out" HeA asse vzs s4s{s go - faa :.
Charles Bannister, coming FROM eptfee..
house one cold and stormy night, ssaid tnat
= he never sew such q wind. saw saeh e g
,yind9r replied @ friend - what Was II
like P', q Iikeln answered Charles, like
to have blown my HAT etf. = s4gry :
"H seems 10 me- that I have seen your
physioeadmy somewhere before" said q
sweHto q stranger whom he met on the
cars. every likely replied the other, " !
have been the keeper OF prison ior tine
last twenty years"
A LAWYER once asked a hotel keeper the
a hundred dollars to keep for him, and he
dies, what do you do Do you pray LOT
himSn "No sir, replied the landlord, i
pray for another like him.
A woman who recently had her butter
seized by the clerk Of the market for short
weight, gave as a reason that the COW from
which the butter was made was subject 70
4NxnA-,a ed. a
in weight.
aPut out your tongue q little further
safdia physician TO female patient 80
little further, ma'am, If YOU please httlf
further still" HWhy, doctor, do you think
there's no end to u womaR's tongue r CRIES
the fair invalid. -
A New Haven paper, describing the 10
calities of three pFominent institutions o
that city, says, tssfhe Medical College is or
the road to the Cemetery, the Divinity Col
leee In on the road to the Poorhouse, and
the Law School is on the road to the Jail.
CHOW much cider did you make thil
year 7" inquired one farmer of another
who had offered specimen Tor trial. "Fn
teen barrels. = was the answer. = Wen,
said the other, taking another sip, :" If yo'
had another apple you might have mad
another barrel. nzDs af lge,s,9 -g.as "a s-.ae-
What was Ewes first song2 A new ditty
w hat are foolish songs an,
ftSz.-E W hatl Eainnld- h1 (" a lay
of the hen Fecund- ditty. What is . miser,
love song Cupid-disEy. Whist is 9 saiicr'
cong -AsauidS aisy.-A hat is q s6nr song
An acid ditty. What is strange song
An odd ditty.
A Scotch minister in n strange parish
wishing TO knoY what his people though
of his preaching, asked the beRdle, - Wha
sob, said the beadle, Hfhsy say he's nc
Round - ruAnd what do thaVSaay of th