Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-09-04
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

Ii will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the sflllcted
1t cures chronic and fammatory Rheumatism
no matter of how long standing. Il will cure
any and all cases of plheria, in It's most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant 1t
IN any case if directions be strictly followed. II
cures Sick or Nervous Headache IN 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Toothache IN one minute. 1t
cur Pl urisy ard Pneumonia, eficCtualIy, IN
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. /,
cures Asthma and Broncl titus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia. Palpitation
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully N several cases OF analysis. One
or Two teaspoonsful will eflectullly cure any
case of Darrhoea or Dysen,ery. II cures ord
nary Coughs and Coles in one nghl-nevcr
fails. 1t cures Neuralgia, this troublesome an
mos, painful Of all diseases permanently and
efiectually in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try II free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes 1t never
fails to effect cure IN four or five application
some Of tt ese were of 20 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, Sprsins, Bruises end Flesh
Wounds it is tie best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of ha, kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case OF
Scrofua, though be has never had an oppor'uul-
ty of testing it, sa,e in ole case, child years
old, which had been sorely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Gases Of
Cholera Nor, us have been treated successfully
In every case almost instantaneous Ielet was
given. There are great many other diseases
that his popular remedy wi cure. such a.
Collie, Cramps, &c, which We think il Is no
necessary to mention in detail here. In conclu
sion We wish it distinctly Understood Iha We
have refrsnei from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated Anody We Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, aud
arc fully prepared TO prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that it is the bes, and safest fam.
lily medicine ever presented 10 the people and
that no family will be WITHOUT, it as soon as its
virtues are known.
n. NO person must eIpec! one bottle to
cure a case Of Rheumatism CT Spinal Affection
of wears stsndlng-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an effeciua cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected which will
undoubtedly be the case.
G,- Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per.
msnenlIy, by this invaluable remedy, tao or
more OF whirh will appear each week, tereaite',
in the staunlon VindicsIor.
NJ Try Que Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns m the United States to sell Ibis celehrn-
TED Arodyne Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 12l, Stanton. Va.
July 81, 1869. On
E& For sale BY Henry Billings, SEP
herdstown