The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1869-07-28


under protest. Sorry that the Seniors itsef
,prps him upside down. The JUNIOR oe'o's'
to the capt. .gei,a> way y>club. aud Is Inc sec>
re,arv of the inconsolable society, Wtn
SnriceIps as president, and Chloride OF L'me'
vice president. The society meets to>nlgn''
md rs have u complimentary. VIII taRe
| ,,,.s for future reference. have dieressed
-bu, now return to state ths' am s'n''s
fed TO remember that while hadn't chanSu
nv spot. neither did our Ethiopesn press
! ,nnr change his skin. Right glad that some
! things don't change in these Nib ilistic days
Bu, what sight presented itse'f-Shades OF
Guttenberg, Schoeffer, Faust aud frankin'
The bed of the press was covered with sheep
foot, shooting stick and quoius. tue planKe1
rumpled and no clean sheet laid on; pl lrom
Pearl to Plea everywhere, and the manlPu-
ln,ors of type, sticks, aud gallies, watching
miniature women with school>books In their
hands. Its perfectly audacious that the
mon won't quit teasing the women. They
won leave them aloue-nevcr. II II hadnt
been for women, there would have ocen no
trpubadours and tournaments and chivalry
and sleeps eyes and kings wouldn't have
set the COM mons to fighting so often. We'll,
women-that is their beauty-tthey are the
indirect cause) have forced the shedding OF
heaps Of innocent blood. But men are De-
Giuuing ut las, to learn their lessons IKE
good little boys, and among them this one
thai 'beuury ie as brau:y does and tha. un>
adorned beauty is the prctiiest, that true
beauty is tue poetry Of gentle nature aud
loving heart.
But here am again, dear readers OF the
Herald. all owing to that irrepresSlble bile
! of tue Seniors, which tbc,ween you and mel
believe is mostly if Doi catirely engendered
by bis ovcr-cxcrtion6 put forth in the con>
sumption Of Pratt & Fant's strongest re-
| gnlias which sen, uim tff 10 the springs
10 wash away by their use If possible the
narcotic ,uh renee. and as before when the
Senior was absent the junior turns up sick
bu', in caudor, must say think his sick<
ness this time is very different in its nature,
for last time he had the shakes, but this
time his symptoms have caused some one
else 10 get shook-but its IN i'll wind that
blows nobody good, aud this one has given
me chance TO again present myself 10 you
gentle reader About ten minutes since in
rushed the sick junior, docking remarkably
we'll for sick many and throwing at me q
bunch Of manuscript; said, have that all set
for second page, and you sec that that prob.
lem is Sc, right. Now what problem does he
mean? we have so many; problems now>a>
,k,p Il hetl, Al ~.
the senior was here, for he knows how 10 set
ali such :hings 70 rights; they don't bother
him much. ! tell you, especially If the win.
, dow is open; there is only one kind Of prob
lem that bothcrs him, and that is how to
keep that list Of Delinquent, subs. shorter.
y, have 1t, he means that chess problem |;
everything is chess now, and all the boys
aDd girls 60 in 10 mate, Tut the most intcr>
es,Dg game Is that which is now being
played between Mr. SIowandsuIe and Young
'elocipede. The game is still progressing,
aud creates considerable excitement among
the friends Of both parties, who feel deeply
interested in the result. The fritnds of
lolnS Velocipedc are confident Of his suc>
cess, which is warranted by his mastery
moves. throughout the game, especially the
the last coup d'ctat, BY which he has com.
PEELED his adversary to abandon his queen
and threatens to give matc, but the friend.
OF Slowandsure are equally sanguine Of
success, claim that its only whom close
pushed that he displays that keen apprecia.
ton Of the game which has heretofore
brought him out victorious In previous tour
namcnts. and that he will probably resort to
his previous tactics and compel his adyer-
sary to give stale mate.
So much interest is felt in the result fthis
game That should it terminate before on,
next issue, an extra will announce the inn
portant fact.
Glad to hear that the Senior has arrived If
Glenn's, where he hopes to get plenty
OF spring-chicken. Hope he will, and ther
return with good liver-not the chickcn's-
but his own-weli rid of that ovcrpowcrine
bile. Ills return Is anxiously looked for by
Junior, who desires to make another Of those
flying trips to Charleston. to sec about thai
celebrated life boat and attachments BY
which no anticipates shortly to sail into tho
harbor of prosperity. He's all the time now
talking about standing the Storm" &C.
Through tho widely circula ted medium
OF the llcrald's columns and tho assistance
and assduity Of Assistant Marshal Peterson
found my dog Ponny, at the city of Silvc,
Street, and he now gladdcns my young
heart with the wag Of his double ktnk
whenever make my appearance. This 1.
another evidence Of the advantage of ad,
vertising.-he was lost and he is found.
In behalf Of myself offer the kind and
indulgont readers Of tho Herald, any amount
OF apology for my crudeness. nm very
young devil, as before stated, and NAV
have fallen into some Of the errors common
to novitiates. and beg to inform my nu,
morous friends that whom shall have suf-
fclently recovered from the effects of tht
higher atmosphere In which found myself
and have inhaled enough Of this our lower
atmosphere shall mako hash for theHeralt
(under protesD and add leaf from the If
Of a lover!
I've heard good deal Of lato about Chi
nose lnborers, did mt think they had got any
Of them hero yet. but 1t must be so for saw
very respected old friend down the stsee
with ono Of their hats on They ara h}e