The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-04-24
NEWS PARAGRAPHS


An eminent physician says that the
Wall street stock jobbers produce more
lunatics than any other class Of people
in the country. s7f
Milwaukeans annually drink e4,068,t-
900 worth of intoxicating drinks. 1t is
an awful distinction to be known a. "the
thirstiest man in Milwaukee" st
The literary editor of southwestern
paper judges from the criticism bestowed
upon forthcoming novel that it will
be every hifalutin and fopsidrd."
A boy in Brentwood, England, re-
Gently snapped pistol ut the head ofa
woman. 1t was not loaded, bat xsthe
woman fell dead-lilled by Imagination.
Madame Demorest, the celebrated
New York modiste, learned the millinery
business at Lansingburgh, where she waA
only plain and pretty Miss Curtis.
A young fellow, fond of talking. re-
marked. 81 am no prophet" "True,"
replied a lady present, "no profit to your
self nor to any one else" aat
A tombstone in Maine, erected to the
memory of wife bears the inscription:
"Tears cannot restore her; therefore do I
weep"
Some one called Richard Steele the
s:vilest of mankind" He retorted with
proud humility. ait would be glorious
world if I were."
A Michigan has perfected machine
to put on lath, which, in tho Same time,
will do the work of three men.
Wigfall, of Texas, has been practicing
predatory lawfare outside Of the English
Courts since the close of the war.
Mr.. Emerson says that in buying q
small farm he secured nm unlocked for
bargain in blue birds and bob-o' links
AT Saratoga hotels no charge is made
if waiter frowns on you. If he smiles
you are expected to give him 25c.
The wife Of Sir Rodcrick Murchisen
died in London at-the ago Of 81. She
was a naturalist Of some merit.
They have "bootist' in Buffalo, who
is at work on two-hundred dollar pair
of boots for General Grant.
"What Blessings children are !" as the
parish clerk said when he received the
fees for christening them.
On the 10th of April it will be so
years since the present Pope was ordained
priest. 4ae1
There is an attempt in New York TO
revive the old proposition TINT ladies
shall dress in black when attending
church. .stra@s
Kate Fishers flying steed, which
snortcd SO fercely in Mazeppa, is now .
hack-horse in Pittsburgh. ssg9
Ammonia injected into the veins Il
pronounced certain antidote for the
bite of poisonous snakes.
One of the men employed on the Sandy
Hook light ship has not been on shere
for 10 years.
A bill is before the Legislature Of
Kentucky prohibiting the marriage Of
first cousins. 8fa
"The Mysterious Widow Of Long
Branch" is the title of new comedy Ia
Now York. 9Fl'ssss
Sir John Fox writes his opinion that
the Mercy can be tunneled for 1bout
100000. ses
The "School Of Design the chief
one in which women study. Or men
either. - stssass4
Question: "What is faith Z" Az
swer: drinking over . New York
bar. as ssw-
Five New Workers have wagsred
$16O, 150 they win velocipede to Chi
cago. s..--v.
It is said that the tea most in favor
among unmarried ladies, is bean he. ..s
A lawful fence in North Carolina
must be "horse high, bull strong and pig
tight" -l....s ~
An effort is again being made to open
the B oston Public Library on Sunday.
Montreal has over two millions of dol
lars in United States silver coin. sFs aiss
Gladstone's daughter Is soon to 20
Mrs Parker sA4 ~" sAe~
The mud of Paris is sold for sl20,000
. year. es r;ss ii err
Austria is terrifying h 'AorthsAfs
frontier Of Hungary. -. nf.l II 4a.,d@
a single artesian ven snpp!lss ~ ~
water used 1t Fond-du-IAc, W14e4Aotn.
The election for members u the Eh
! Corps Legislatif commences Msy 20th-