Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-10-12

wheat harvest to hev rotted the pertaters,
and then juicy attack NV the cholera and
yellew fever, and other disorders nv that
nacher, SO that the people Good hev felt
dissatisfied and ugly and SIGH, ther wood
hev bin some hope for us. The pcrtater
ret inwestern Pcnnsylvany wood hev made
thousands Nv votes this fall alone. But
watts the yoose Nv talkin to farmers with
teers IN your eyes, NV country goin to
room, when every mothers son NV EN- hev
Their pockets stuffed with greenbax and
barn full of wheat to bring more? Watts
the use of clamorin for change when the
country's doin ez well as it kin anyhow /?
Then agin, our management hez been
friteful. In Ohio, we made boggle at
the begnnin, in the nomenashen nv Ros-
encrans. 1t wuzen't in the nacher of
things for our patriots who he'd shot off,
GERS sent out by this Rosencrans to arrest
their sons which he'd taken bounty and
he'd deserted to Canada, to vote for Ros-
Germs, partiklarly ez hundreds hov bin
dragged to Bastiles for emtyih their rifles
at EN-. The hurrahs stuck in their throts.
| must confess that they made brave at
tempt at it, but they looked sick while
they did it. Their efforts to hurrah for
Rosecrans, and the face they made NV it
reminded me NV an insident which occur
red to me wunst.
L he'd friend whose name it wuz Brown.
who wuz given to indulgence in the flown
bole to a fearful extent. Wun mite he
attempted to be convivycl on new brand
NV whisky, and it hoored him. At. IL
7. M. found him clingin to lamp post
and vomitin ez tho Their wuz minatoor
earthquake inty his insides.
"Brown !" remart l, layin my hand
affcctionately onto his shoulder, Brown
are you sick 2"
"Sick! Sick" replied he, swingin
around to the other side NV the post and
dischargin another avalanch. "Sick %
hi do 700 think Pm doing this for the
fun Nv the thing?"
Our Democrats in Ohio swallered
Rosecrans, but their hurrahs were so
much like the retchin NV man with a
load onto his stumick, that it reminded
me Nv my friend Brown.
In Pcnnsylvany we amt much better
off. Our candidate hez piDts about him.
He wuz a coppcrhead doorin the war,
which makes all NV that class Nv Demo
Gratis enthusiastic in his support; but on
tother hand it drives off the war Democ-
rats, without witch we amt worth shucks-
He hez money though, and ez he's bleed
in freely, he may keep the organizashen
alive till we kin make fife with man
witch we kan elect.
The principle trouble is, however, to
find out wat Democracy is at this junctcr
In Ohio its agin niger ekality and in
favor Nv either payin off the bonds in
greenbax or repudiNshun in Tennessee
it's niger offs holdin in Connecticut its
payin the bonds in gold, interest and prin.
ciples in Californy its anti-C Chinese, and
in Louisiana, its Chinese. In Maine oul
people are runnin pcrhibertor likker
law, and everywhere else they're for free
whisky. In Illinois, Democracy is free
trade in Pennsylvany its high protective
tariff, and SO on around. In short it,
so high mixed that | woodent agree tc
20 from one county to another to make
speeches, without having first carefully
ascertaincd wot the Democracy NY that
pertikeer county believed in.
| got Democratic papers from all the
, States one day, and by persistent reading
Nv EN- for FIVE hours, | became SO mixed
as to be promisin candidate for loonatiC
Asylum.
shell stay wher | am so long ez thel
is anything to be got out NV the posishen
| hev personated Cheerman ny Phila
defy Committees twice with success to
: morrow l shell try it agin, and after tina
SIGH other characters as may occur to me
| must make hay while the sun shines
for the furious assaults onto Packers pill,
is redoosln it fearfully.
PETROLEUM " Massey,