Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-07-23


Seaside sentiment-The Atlantic
Ocean; long may she wavel
A favorite tune of the milkmon-
Shall we gather at the river?
, Anthony Trollope, the novelist, rs
said to be worth S250,OO0.
Donald G. Mitchell edits the Hearth
and Home for 5000.
Mrs. George Francis Train wears the
best dresses In Newport.
Seven deaths from drunkenness Is
the daily rate in Russia.
Since January /, Toledo has exported
Il 1895, 800 bushels Of grain.
I Professional thieves lead a comfort
able life because they take things easy.
why is a mouse like a load Of hay2
Because the cat'u eat it.
If you would look sDrasee in your old
age, do not pine in your youth.
An Illinois farmer has willed forty
thousand dollars to the Pope. A Plus
viii.
Panthers interfere with the black
berrying in Missouri; they pick off the
pickers.
WHY'S a selfish friend like the letter
p? Because, though first in pity, he
is the last in help.
Woman's rights-If she she cannot
/ be captain of a ship, she may always
command smack.
/ Chicago has apaper edited by ghosts.
Tt is conducted with spirit.
Attention, menr' said a corporal to
a division of recruits. when your
names are called you say here, and he
who is not here, say absent"
Sana1oo, in speaking of the happiness
of married people, said. "Dat ar
'pends altOgedder how dey enjoys
demselYes-"
Prentice says man was the chief con-
sideration at the creation. Woman
was only a ''side issue"
The degree of LID. was conferred
/ by the Bates College, Of Maine, upon
Speaker Blaine, last week.
A little boy, disputing with his sis
! ter, exclaimed Its true, for ma says
so, and if ma says so, il is so, if 1T amt
! Fowlerthe chronological philosopher
has gone out on the Pacific Railroad to
| feel of the bumps on the Rocky MOun-
| tains.
"I won't pay for steaks as tough as
| these" said an angry bOarder; i'nOlaW
can compel me-they're not legal ten-
der"
| May "a voice from the grave'' b. said
/ to talk ih t0mb=( (s)tones9 and would Sc
converse in dead a language?-[Judy.
Montreal is to have Queen Victoria's
| presence in colossal bronze. She hes
4 been cast at Chelsea.
Don't care much bout the bugs"
said Mr.. Swinks, "but the truth Is
! hav'nt got the blood to spare"
Excited Frenchmen at Niagara Falls
-Ahl dis is de grand spectakel Su-
parbl Magnihquel By gar, he is come
down first-ratei"
General Rosecrans' mother-in-law.
Mrs. Hegeman, died at the City of
Mexico, on the 18th inst. She was ssv-
enty-nlne years of age. Her burial
took place in the American burying-
ground in the City of Mexico.
When Lord Sidmouth one day said
'tMy brains are gone to the dogs this
morning." his friend at once ejacula-
ted "Poor dOgsW ~
O'Leary, gazing with establishment
| upon an elephant in menagerie, ask
| ed the keeper: "What kind of a baste
is that atm hay with his tail?"
Who wrote the Dickens, War
4 rem or BulWer Warren wrote '4NoW
| and Them" Bulwer wrote might and
\ Morning." and Dickens wrote ''All the
4 Year Round"
Col. Connell on the Democratic state
ticket and Col Pond on the Republican
State ticket, served in the same Regi-
| ment.
''Mr. Smith wish to speak to you In
| private. Permit me to take you apart
! for few moments" Certainly, sir.
if you'll promise to put me together
again"
A farmer saw an advertised recent
to prevent wells and oisternB from
freezing. He sent his money and re-
ceived in an answer. "Ta.ke in your
well or cistern oncoId nights, and keep
it by the fire."
The Detroit Advertiser says John q.
Breckenridge has cause to fftbahE God
for the old flag" because under no
other flag in the world would he 20 in
to villianOus rebellion for four years.
and come out of it unhung.
An old lady being asked by her min
4 lister what she thought of 'total de
] pravity," replied that she thought it
1 very good doctrine if men would only
! live up to it.
Emma Webb leaves the stage for the
stump, in opposition to the woman
Suffrage movement. Emma Webb is
the indentical female who left the stage
once before. On that occasion her mis-
sion was the demolition of Anna DioIr-
| lnson's equal rights theories. 1t is
needless 70 say that she got back TO the
stage with all convenient dispatch.
At Van Vert, Ohio, last THURSDAY
morning, a person who was not willing
that bygOnes should be bypones. de-
Hvereda bitter Copperhead harahgbet6
q crowd, saying, Il hurrahed for JeH
Davis during the war and since the
war" and, lifting his hat, added. "If
want to will hurrah for him now"
A veteran" who was silently listening
stepped forward, and placing his fist
close to the speaker, s nose, said eff you
do, / will whip you" Jeh. Davis was
not cheered.
The Catholic priestin Mackinac, Mich
igan declares that marriage by a JUS
tice of the Peace is no marriage at all;
! that parties so married are guilty of
adultery; and that he viii not allow
them to come inside of his church.
] He has said to his congregation: 81
will put them out with the dogs where
| they beIOnR;' and again "a mar
riage outside of the church of Rome Is
spurious, and such parties are livingin
open adultery
There are two advantages the editor
of the period viii have in 1859. over
the editor of this day and generations
In the first place, he viii not BE called
upon to chronicle another death Of
! Washington's body servant; and sec-
ondly, j. n. won't be there to toss a1
his exchanges and bore him with ap-
peals to assume the pressure and I'oH
for the truth. tt is almost enough Go
make one wish that he might live 90
that day,-C0lUmbUS JOJuN0l.
THE CHINESE.
The following arrairnmont of the