The morning star and Catholic messenger. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1868-1881, 1869-05-09

.a,,oyt thing-a mustard ponitice.
whyIga GOOD joke like glass ' Because it IS
aasy to crack. biae6s aye..F 70 z-glt a
So, ia the art that tells people what they
-, and feel, but cannot express.- u
An - to steal-When - wife asks ,her hus-
- To " hookn her, dress, iisssaa ssaZ sfah
W., does ship tell % afalsehood when
.ho lies at the wharf. .tata h5l 1s-s eveH I
on Tho q embersp of the dying year--september
November and DecembeFas saldJ Ssy es@iA |
wanted--TMo stamps of Indignation ana one
of true nobility. ~ a.l.sser . |
Oh Ma y5oS,i filen are SO mprovident they can
not keep anything but late hours uvy Anil
NOV %, 49, sisye through which the Strained
very nerven is for sale at cost price, zee. .raa
How togrezeas. gray sSf A 3 si yong he'a
shaved. Narranteu 4os y a.sa s.s5T{ TO-,
The individual whobroke the ice was aro"h-
a ime a ,,i IA saE.A1rala al Sh3
,d., ,ahs so light her bed by them
1p,,s noblest sight on earth is 9 man talking
reason and his wife listening l y ni Ha4za
what length ought o 1ady's crinoline to Del
A little above two feet. ssS4 ~ 80
.eIool out for paint as the - girl Of the Pc
"a ri;o,d. said when her beau wen, to KISS her.
ssasys. - th;pes seem impossible to cowardice.
that i are only tribes to the Bray 81
Bakers must find it hard ts Rle4Ss ! theit It
bread light they ,h are e3,, ats III
uyou,ssem to " ak. more erect than usual,
NV dear SIR " Yes, have been Strengthened
nv circumstances.
C. 4be most t,ashfssl girl we ever Knew ~as one
who blushed when asked if she bad not been
counting sleep. .Ffssv5r5t t.sr..rslLI. I
4 5onna lady in Stanton, Va, keeps,aslist
.a of her male acquaintance in pockee mary
and calls it her 9 him DOCK sT
po,yo,e Of dwelling on the number of your
,ood oIIalities 1t was King David counting
Ris subjects that deprived him OF theni-i ~
A yoI,ng man wants situation where the
only heavy thing is the salary. He ia Wiling
to dispense with any amount Oh "ofA lis' 'liif
can be guaranteed. :. !,
/ona Of the hest sort of minds is that which
min5s its own business. Like many Other
extra good things, including sbeefsteaks' " IL
somewhat rare. ~ =. rt'E In
seht between a mastiff and ., COW: 1t ter
minated in the cow-ardly retreat OF the doe
before the dog-ged advance of the COW.
Woman is composed Of 24s bones, A9 sr mus
made, and to be handled with care to avoi'
In early times, when the heart of the worl'
was r,ure, o rose given by man 10 woman
declared his love. Now We must give roS
diamond.
A girl in PittsReld was struck dumb by tn
firing of a cannon A number of married me
have, in consequence, invited the artiiier
companies to practice nears sneir premises
81 hope this is not eounterfeit,n said n love
as he was toying with his sweethearts han'
aThe best way to find that out is to ring IT.
the neat reply. - -r
A lady who has been reading law is in tn
most fearful and agonizing doubts regardin
the legality of her marital condition. she say
lotteries are illegal, and marriage is the grea
est lottery in life.
A servant girl told her master the otht
morning that she was about TO give her mi
tress warning aud quit the house. "Happ
grill would that could give her warning too
. responded the awful brute.
Henry, love, / wish you would throw ava
that book and talk to me; feel so dull"
long pause and no reply1 Henry, dear, N
foot's asleep" SIS iti Well don't talk; yc
might wake it up.'
lady was examining an applicant for II
office of maid of all-wOrk, when she interr
gated her as follows: swell, Mary, can yc
tinware with alacrity !" No, ma am
replied Mary, always scour them with sand
peaceful disposition is not absolute prcte
ton against the furmoils of life. What mo
peaceful than clam And yet ten to one
ends its life in a broil And then how peac
able an oyster is! And yet how frequently
gets mixed up in stew. -rr.--
1t has been discovered that fish can be MAJ
aEl4Rl-IEith brandy, packed in straw. al
sent on ten days, Journey, without any 9th
hen restored. TO theakater they sober in q fe
hours and are all right again. -zzzfiz-'
An apprentice sailor fell from the round t.
to the deck, stunned, but little hurt. The ca
tain exclaimed in surprise, 'sWhy, where d
you come from p Prom the north of Irelan
yer honor" was the prompt reply, as the pc
fellow gathered himself up.
- At q Sunday school in New York, teach
asked a little boy If he knew what the expr'
sion sowing taresn meant "Of course
does" said he, pulling the seat Of his breech
around in font There's a tear my ma sews
~ tared it in sliding down hill"
An old farmer in Ohio having read that t
State Penitentiary cleared seven thousand d.
lars during the last year by the labor of t
convicts, sat some time in deep thought, a
then exclaimed, Il think we'd better turn O
Legislator into a Penitentiary, by jingo"
white man in st. Louis became enraged
NEGRO the other day, and was about to stri
him with a -brickbat, when the colored m
fell back upon his reserved rights, Look he
white man, don't you do it, sir I'd have V
know dat when You strikes you strikes
bureau" ,.,7.z...
A certain Scotchman, who is not meml
OF the temperance society, being asked b.
dealer to purchase some fine old Jamaica ri
dryly answered., "To tell you the truth sill
Gamma say I'm very fond of rum ; for if t
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