Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1869-08-01
ALL SORTS

1t il said that whena Russian hus-
band neglects to beat ais wife month
or two, -lie begins TO feel alarmed at
/ his Indifference.
The ladies tilt their hats forward
just now. If gentlemen were to as
sumo that angle they would be ac-
cused of having taken something Spir-
tied.
Religion IS not hagmlessness, not
morality, not formality. but it is walk
ing by faith; that Il regulating thought
and feeling, word and deed, not by
the visible but By things invisible and
eternal.
A dilapidated old darEey IN Mont
gOmery, while watching Tie monkeys
in a InaHagerie in that city, spoke
thusly: " Dem children got too much
sense to come outer dat cage; white
folks cut their tails off and set 'em to
votin' and maxim considerations"
-" Don't you think my eyes lock
quite killing this mOrning20 said a
dandy TO a smart girl, and he twisted
his leaden yisianasies IN most cruel
aud fascinating manner. "They re-
mind me-" said the damsel, 4" of a
Goldfish dying of tOothache."
"A man who lately sued lady iOr
breach of promise vas offered two
hundred collars to settle. What"
he cried, " two hundred dollars for
ruined hopes, a shattered mind, q
blasted life, and q bleeding heart !
Two hundred dollars for all this!
AeVer, never! Make it three, and it's
q bargain"
The pastor OF q popular church at
TePrp Haute preached the funeral SER
mon of a child. An unusually large
audience was present, and the preacher
began by saying: Ny friends, l am
pleased to see so many OF you out on
this occasion" Noticing the h.gnaaf
he had made, Ae ass'.tit " Ft1'sicefy
pie0x9gy / iaean.
The following is a young minis
ter's idea Of the expansive nature of
the human mind: " Yes, my friepdS.
the mind Of a man Is 81 expansive
that it'cGI. spar nom star TO star, and
n;pH8 sachelite to saChelitc, and from
seCaphene to seraphene, and from
cherrybeam to to cherry beam. and
from thence 10 the aeRter Of the dome
Of heaven"
According TO the Memorial Diplo-
matique, the Empress is really to be
at SueZ on the 18th of November
The ceremony WIS postponed for some
weeks, for fear that Her MGiestJ
should suffer from the hest, which, in
October, i pTreGtly unbearable.
4aTTe I. another imperial excursion ON
hand-the family visit TO Corsica, the
cradle of the Napoleonic race-0n the
18th Of August.
"A Salt IRee cores spOndeHt Of the
ftaH Dag Exporter, published at
COr%ine, says Of Brigham Young,
commercially: The old man has
evidently not taken any soudings re-
Gently, ana Of course has RQ realizing
sense of his situation. He Is just
about As far behind the tif3es a.
Pullman's palace car on the Union
Pacific Railroad IS ahead Of a bull
train for a pleasure excursion, and at
the outset seemed to think it was just
as easy to control commercial matters
Of the Great Basin as it was to trap
and milk Gentle ten Ia4sls ag4L a
= fe4 day4 since, u man well
KNOWN IN New NOTE sOcietY-noi
young, and who could not dance-waS
sitting at party, near a young lady,
and watching the maZes Of the Ger
man." He turned r. LeE, EuuWing
her well snli zdId, " wish you would
legme' put my arm around your waist"
OF course she looked ut him in amaze
ment. ooh" said he "yOp huQW
can't dance, but ! don't see tine differ
onGs. All those young men have
their arms about the girls waists, and
why should not ! have the same
privilege, though l sit still?" That
mans head is level. l think so,
Prof. Butler, of Madison, Wis, in
his lecture, "Gems from three Conti-
nents," never fails to bring doYQ tae
house where he dessriles Americans
abroad, tsne sentence Is this: 'VThe
ocean, with its heave-Offerings to Nep-
tune l. such a king of terrOrs that
Yankees shrink from crossing il fer the
first time; but no s.Cil,er ARE they
ushured into tae Old World than they
ioag 10 hnger there longer than they
had intended-and do so if their parse
and family will 4et'theIi, SO theymay
be compared ta a certain calf whose
etsfs Igtist be pulled offbetOre he w0uld
begin sueking-and then his iail must
be pulled OFF hefaFe ne would stop"
Notwithstanding the inelemency
Of the season, 1,Tf4 strangers have
visited BADEN Baden since the lst of
April, which is 1043 in excess of last
year. The month of July is to be de-
voted to opera boufe, by the company
of the BOutfes Parisiens, for whom
0ffenbach Is preparing new two-act
pieeoce. In August the renert0ry II tbs
Theatre Fralcais VIII be- varied with
concerts Of chamber music. Septem-
b6f win bring French opera, with
F'aure and Nilsson, and italian opera,
with Patti, Sass, Vestri, Wertheim-
Der, and Monbelli. Mesdames Car
valho and Livori are engaged for the
concert to be given at the new saloons
in October.
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