Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-12-01
"Can't Y0u Have Those Sheets
Changed 2o

room IN mouse IN the Vlcin
ity Of North Beach, and paid thirty
dollars for one months rent, IN advance.
Since l have been In that room the land
lady has failed to change the linen on the
bed I have asked begged, commanded
, her to change it, or give me back part of
my rent money; but she has positively re-
fused to do either. Now, what want to
know is, can't you have those sheets
changed? Please send some one to the
house to make the landlady change them.
This somewhat singular request had the
effect to staggeT the doctor for a moment,
and when he recovered he informed the la
dies that he was unable to act in the mat
ter, bat he would advise her to go to the
nearest dry goods store purchase a few
yards of cotton, and make a couple of new
sheets. The lady gave it as her opinion
that it was the same the world oyer-offi-
GERS never would assist unfortunate women
in trouble-and turning on her heel, left the
Office.
/ A SCENE on the Arkansas riveris descrIb-
ed by correspondent as follows:
Still farther back, and there rises to
height that seems to almost pierce the clouds
a majestic mountain known far and wide as
the greatest of all curiosities upon the Ar
kansas. Immediately upon its river front
1T presents the appearance Of a monstrous
sugar-loat, the almost perfect proportions
of which, aside from all other attractions,
form wonderful curiosity of itself Tt is
from an up-river view, however that this
mountain takes on the wonderful appear
ance from which it derives its name. Look
ing down stream from standpoint few
miles above, and the former appearance of
sugar-loaf is found to have disappeared.
| What before seemed to be but one crown
| ing peaks found divided in twain, and the
appropriateness of the name ''Maumelle, 2
! (Woman's Breasts) is acknowledged at a
| glance. Strange as it may seem the re-
semblance is perfectly wonderful. Not
line seemingly is wanting to make up the
graceful contour, the symmetrical proper
tions and the matehless beauty of the per-
feet physical woman. So perfectly Won
derful is the resemblance that we can but
continue to gaze, in spell bound admiration
until the increasing distance and the grow
ing darkness caused by a waning moon
slowly hides the seemingly cloud capped
tips of "Maumelle" from view.
A Court Scene.l
From the New Orleans Picayune
It is not often that one sees q peniteEt in
court, but an unfortunate prisoner, yester-
day, cried lugubriously over his arrest He
begged the recorder, piteously to turn
him loose, and promised never to sin so
again
e'Iu dc so on one condition.
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