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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
Wonderful Effects of Magnetism.

A Ne1o Science Discovered Money Refund
ed If not Ee1tetttted-Dr. @. II. Wood, the Re
7a0agned Mdg1aet5St Located Ia Milwaukee,
Those desiring magnetic treatment may be
benefited or cured by sending in an envel-
opo one or more pieces of flannel twice it's
SIZE which have been worn over the disease
twenty-four hours. This charged with mag
netism is returned with directions to use sci
entiicaly. For rheumatism, female and all
chronic diseases, 1t works wonders. Blank
certificates returned with fannels, which, II
no relief is had is filled out reliably, signed
and returned to postoffice box ], 1913, when the
money viii be returned. Price, one piece of
flannel $1.00, four pieces $500. Personal
treatment given at his Office, No.S6 Wisconsin
street, up stairs.
Extract Of Opinions.-Dr. Wood is a gentleman
in every sense of the word man doing much good.
Rev. j. E. Fitch, pastor NJ. E. Church, Upper
He has performed wonderful cures on persons to
MS well known.-Ed. Grant Co. Herald.
Of the thousands he has treated few have resisted
his power of cure.-Darlington, Wis. Union.
A STORY FROM NED BRACE.--Mr Bacon,
of Edgefeld, S. c., the hero Of the Geor-
gia scenes, under the name of Ned Brace
was once counting a lady in Georgia or Car
DINA. She had refused him frequently, and
he as often renewed his suit. At one inter
view she became extremely annoyed at his
importantly, and told him that she could
not marry him; that their tastes, opinions,
likes and dislikes were totally different
s:In fact, said she, ''Mr. Bacon, I don't
think there is one subject on earth upon
which we agree"
ST assure you, madam, that you are mis-
TAKEN" said Mr.. Bacon, ''and can prove
it.
eff you will mention one thing about
which we agree" said she, 81 will marry
you"
''Well, said Mr.. Bacon, 81 will do it.
Suppose, now, you and were travelling to-
gether; we arrive at night at hotel, and
there are only two beds vacant; in one
there is a man, and the other woman
which would you sleep NJ"
''She rose Indignantly, and replied,
'fWith the woman, of course, sir !"
80 would t. earnestly responded Mr.. |
Bacon.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

These Pianos are made of the best seasoned mater
ais and trstclass workmanship, of rosewood round
cornered with carved legs and Tyre overstrung basa,
full iron Frame and have all OF the latest improvements
and having universally met the appreciation of all ha
mngi I'll profession who have used tham.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
Specl0I 5T0tjCG8.
CUBE YOUR COUGH
ALIENS LUNG RALsAM.
WHAT THE D0CFOR'S SAY.

Amos Yooy, NJ D., of KosciuEka Co, Indiana, S9ys.
For three years past have used Aliens Lung balsain
extensively in my practice and satisfied there j.
no better medicine for lung diseases IN uss
Isaac r.. Dorian. III. 7. Of Logan Co., Ohio, says
Aliens Lung Basam rot only sells rapidly DnI gtsss
perfect satisfaction IN every within my
Having confidence in it and knowing that 1t possss;y
valuable medical properties freely use It m ny aas
practice and with u1bounded success AS an
rant IT ia most cerBiniy far ahead of any preparation
nave ever get known
Ds Fletcher, Of Missouri, SAYS II reconne99G yg
Raisam in preference to any other neolcine ioL S5
and it gives satisfaction"
Allena Lung Basa1n is the remedy TO cure az I45
and Throat difficulties should De thoroughly tesla9
before usiuz auy ether Basam. 1t Will cure "ueH Ia
others fail Directions accompany each eottIe;
J. N HARRIS & co. Sole FroIr.ss b.,
Sold By ali Druggists, Oii1clnHA'i' O-V'
so9d ut Milwaukee By H. BoswoTth Sons, Greene q
Button Rice r. Rising, Drake Bros, DohIneh '5ciiiu'
d TO aud sil Milwaukee Druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

NEITHER Lard Sperm, Whale, Rape Seed
Castor, Meats Foot or Black Oil, separate
", is acknowledged the best oil for all
purposes to-day. Every one using it says,
for mills and farm machinery, Frank Mil
lef's Oil will soon become the standard oil
for that class of work, because it will do
moro lubricating than either of the above
oils in their natural state, and it is much
cheaper when the quality, as well as price
Of each, is taken into consideration.
Try it any way.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
$1,000 x <Ss5t--7s = ~
- ~ M s.szE..;-a -
JH-T-Hl Erzrf4sFL
NIX M $50

From CRUMP & Bros, Cochrane Landing,
Ohio, Nov. 20, 1856.-We are pleased with
your medicine. It has been the means OF
curing great number of different diseases
upon persons as well as upon horses. We
think it cures all you recommend it TO do.
We want you to send us the larger proper
lion of the variety for feFamily Use," in
small bottles.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
EaanRa aaE YourH

A GENTLEMEN who suffered for years from Nervous
Debility Premature Decay, and all the effects of youth
fui indscFeti5, WILL for of suffering humanity
send rs 20 al vino need it, the receipt and directions
s,- rskiag the simple remedy by which she cured
Sufferers Wishing profit by theeadvertisers expert
epca san 10 so by addressing IN perfect conhdence.
JOHN B. OGDEN,
nI8d7v 80. ~ Cedar street, Rev York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

Mexican advices say the Indians Of the
state of Chiapas, on the frontier of Guate-
mala, have revolted, and are committing
serious depredations. At Chanula and sew
eral other large towns they raised the
standard of instruction and murdered the
curate and residents. About 10, 600 Of
them marched on San Cristobalt, but were
defeated by the govel nment. They were
afterwards reinforced, and continued to
threaten the CITY.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

Hon. John Young has returned from
England, and is said to have been success
full in starting a company in Copenhagen
to lay a submarine cable from Northern
Europe to America, by way of Farfoe Isl
and, Iceland and Greenland
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
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R. D. TAYLOR, of Concord, Ky, says the
Gargling Oil cured horse of his, injured
while blowing by attempting to step over a
stump almost severing the thigh from the
body; also that he has used it in bis family
for fifteen years, and it is the best remedy
for Cuts, Burns, Bruises, Frost Bites,
Strains, rheumatism, etc, he ever used.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
E0R &I00 PEI line

We viii insert m advertisement IN one thousand
Newspapers, month. The Last includes
single Papers OF over 0ss {sS}J Circulation
weekly. more than 100 Daily Papers, in which
the advertiser obtains ID insertions totha month,
the leading Papers ia more than 900 differ
emf towns and cities. C0i1piefe Files can be
examined al our office. Send Stamp for cur Or
oular Address GEO. P. ROWELf4 q CO, Adyertis-
ing Agents, New York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
REMEMBER,

sickness from matters hostile to health. To ge
we'll these must be removed quickly possible 70
every hour they retained we may and
Brandreth's Pills and address themselves to
the work swallowed, often curing by single
dose In affections caused by two full habit of body
and in retention of natural excavations their use
often ifesaying All are concerned to know this for
all are subject to Hudden severe attacks of disease
where this little knowledge may life. Secure then
your health by taking out impurities from the blood.
B. BRANDRETH.
Brandreth's Pills sold by all druggists, who uni
versaliy recommend them as safe and beyond belief
curative
Principal Office, B,'andreth House, N. 7.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
E6Es ss
Hxxx2azsSs5ss

Sprains, Bruises, Cracked Heels, Ring
Bone, Poll Evil, Windgalls, Callous, SPAWN,
Sweeney; Fistula, Sitfast, External Poisons,
Scratches or Grease Spring Halt, Sand
Cracks, Lameness, Strains, Foundering
Feet Mango, Horn Distemper, Garget in
Cows, Cracked Teats, Foot Rot III Sheep,
and many other diseases incident to Man
and Beast.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

MAGNOLIA WATER. Superior to the best
imported German Cologne, and sold at half
the price,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

CHICAGO, h4L.-BuFnhams Il Van Setback.
81 LoUIs, Mo.-BroWn, Weber & Graham.
ST. Paul, MINE,-Jenks & Gordon.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
BRANDRETgT's PILLS

its opponent and conqueror They mildly but surely
expe impurities from the bowels and from the blood
The question of fact proved by the testimony of mil
any Sickness especially pains in the limbs, low spirits,
headache costivenegs, colds influenza, rheumatism
dizziness, should give them trial point with CON
dence to long duration and their wide spread reputa
ton proofs positive of their perfect innocence and
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

PRIVATE medical.aid Read DIR. Whittier,
advertisement,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
A BOOK FOR THE MYLLTSsW.
IHy ,ysI 8 !, i ID 81

iskEXaAaSaA aasszsszaaasaAzs
a PRIVATE COUNSELOR TO THE MARRIED those
"a about to marry, male female in all that pertains
to the physiological mysteries and revelations of the
sexual SYSTEM With tho latest discoveries producing
and preventing offspring how to preserve the complex
ion in all its attractiveness and beauty, &c, &c
This ntes estng and important work of two
hundred pages, written in plain language, with
diagrams and engraVngs, and contains all that val
uabe information that every who married
contemplate marriage ought to have yet which few
really possess. 1t unravels mysteries and discloSes
secrets that everybody should know; still it is book
that ought be kept under lock and key, and not laid
carelessly about the house. It braces everything
the subject the generatve system that worth know
ing and much that is published in any other work
This invaluable work viii be sent to eny one Gree OF
postage) receipt of Fifty cents.
Address DR. Butts Dispensary n. W. corner Fifth
and Market streete, st. Louis mo.
IGs-N Notice to the Afflicted and Unfortunate.
Before receiving treatment from any of the notorious
"Quacks" of this any other place. who advertZe in
the public papers, using any of the almost number
less "Quack remedies carefully peruse DR.. Butts
work. No matter what your disease is or how depor'
able your condition, remember that while it cost you
Fifty cents to have it with its valuable information it
may cost YOU, it has many life of hopeless misery,
and regret not to have it,
DIR. Butts can be consulted on any of the diseases
mentioned in his works from A. M to P. Office
N. w. Fifth and Market street, Opposite Court
House,) st. Louis Mo. spr23 "
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
They arc Fully Warranted,

And We have no hesitation in pronouncing these Pianos
cheapest and best instrument offered to
the public. We are also
Importers and Manufacturers of Musical
Instruments, Strings,
And every variety of musical merchandise of which
have the largest assortment We cali special attention
to
German iSiIUer and Brass Band Instruments,
Which distinguished for their power and sweetness
of tone, and the great with which every noteI
produced. Every instrument warranted to give sat
sfaCtlon. declS eoWly
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
FAR M RS !

Use Nanures upon your wheat lands during the Fall
BAUGH'S RAW BONE SUPER PHOSPHATE,
established in the East standard for Is years, ia
also manufactured by tho Northwestern Fertzing
Co. Chicago The best and cheapest manure for ali
crors SEND for circular. NORTHWESTERN FER
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
MATTER OF DISEASE.

At this time, when many ang, it is well 10 be
rightly advised to the management of our health
That om within without there is generated in man
occasionally humor hostile to his health is admitted.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
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HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFICS

TTAyE PROVED, FROM THE MOST AMPLE
Il experience, an entire success Simple
PrOmpt-ElHcicnt and Reliable. They are tn,
only bfedicines perfectly adapted to popular use,
so simple that mistakes cannot be made il
using them so harmless IS to be free from dan
ger, and so efficient % to be always reliable
They have raised the highest commentator from
9ll, and wiz always render satisfaction
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
Ghitaan Bnsiness DIrsctoru.

The tolIOloing nong the prominent leading 5assi-
ness houses IN their seperaL depqrtnents:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18

Especially designed for the OF the Medical Pre-
tesson and the Family, possessing those intrinsic me-
dicinai properties whtch belong TO an OLA and Pure
Sin.
Tndispensa BILE to Females. Good for Kidney Com
plants. delicious Tonic Put mp cases, conf aiming
dozen bottles each, amt sold by all druggists,
No. Is iSeMyar street Now Work.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
MlItuaukee Bltsl1tess T)lrectorI
ARCHITECTS.

The folloacig among the prominent leading bust
ness houSes TN their several departments:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1869-08-18
TE:1'l..E1T1R.S VIZ a. .. ED !

aDARTiFS in the United Stat es who suppose their
ancestors have left them properly IN England, Ire
iauG Scotland Wales, obtain important infor-
nation by addressing The undersigned. Send the name
you wish searehsd or and 81 for search fee. have
list OF over 10000 names TO whom the of kin are
wanted from th5 London Register address
REV. j. 2. HLLbERBY Bridgeport, Ind.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-12-24
Two Curious Needles.

The King of Prussia recently Wis
tied a needle manufactory in his
kingdom, in order to see what ma
chinery, combined with the human
hand, could produce. He was shown
a number of superfne needles, thou
sands of which, together, did not
weigh half an ounce, and marvelled
how such minute objects coald be
pierced with an eye. But he vas to
see that in this respect even some
thing still finer and more perfect
could be created. The borer-that
is, the workman whose business it is
to bore the eyes in these needles
asked for a hair from the monarch's
head. 1t was readily given, and with
a smile. He placed it at once under
the boring machine, made a hole in
it with the greatest care, furnished it
with thread, and then handed the
singular needle to the astonished king.
The second curious needle is in the
possession of Queer Victoria. 1t
was made at the celebrated needle
manufactory at Bedditch, and repre-
sents the column of Trajan in minla
ture. This well-known Roman col
umn is adorned with numerous scenes
in sculpture, which immortalise Ira
JAMS heroic action in the war. On
this diminutive needle, scenes in the
life of Queen Victoria are represented
in relief, but so finely cut and 50
small, that it requires magnifying-
glass to see them. The Victoria
needle can, moreover, be opened ; it
contains a number of needles of small
er size, which are equally adorned
with scenes in relief.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-12-24
How 70 AdEertise.

When a business man has estab
lishted himself comfortably and ad
E vantageously, and Is ready to tax,
part in the battle of trade; when ht
he has things in such a shape as tC
be able to do a good thing for him
self and his patrons; when he has ev.
en- acquired a good and substantial
business, there is yet step to take,
the neglect Of which may modify, to
a considerable exteut, his success
This step is to advertise mis- business,
judiciOusly, literally, and persistent
lly.
There are many WAYS of advertise
ing. A man sells a ine piece of
goods at low price; the pleased Gus
toner tells Of it, aud that is an ad-
vertisement. 4 manufacturer sends
out fne and neatly working imple-
ment; his name is upon it, and every
days work it does, Is an advertise
meut to him. This method stands at
the foundation of all successful ad-
vertising; for man must sell his
goods or do good work, in order to
permanently succeed.
Another species of advertising.
may be called the fenee daubing sys-
tenn. Enormous black letters, in all
sorts of shocking and unnatural
shapes, stare you in the face, as you
ride along the highway. These rade |
characters advise you to Go to
Smiths or Trade at Jones " OF
Take DR.. jenkins celebrated pills"
1t is very much to be questioned
whether this kind of advertising re
suits in any great good to the man
who employs it. The impression
made upon the mind OF the observer
is not pleasant one; for he has a
feeling that it is inappropriate and
distasteful to disGgure the peoples
highway. Then, folks riding along
the road generally have some specific
object of business or pleasure in view,
and have no time to take into consid-
Grafton the facts or fancies placed
before them in such startling man-
ner.
There is another disadvantage
connected with this system; there is
no room on fenee-boarIs and walks,
to paint the particulars Of AZ adver-
tisement. This disadvantage is OBJ
waited by printed hand bills, which
are also much neater and handsomer,
and the next step higher from coal
tar and brush. But these are not
to make so much impress
sion on the reader, in that they are
generally read while be is in stand
ing position and hence read hastily
and incOmp etely. I
The very refinement Of advertising
the most successful methods OBJ ,
viously through the newspaper. There,
a man can have his business told in
plain language, and neatly printed,
and his name aud announcement, in
stead Of hanging against the wall for
the storms to beat against, or to be
trampled in the mire, will rest upon
the sitting room table, to be read by
every reading member of the fam
lily.
When the days work is done, and
the lamps are lit, and the family
gather around the hearth; then it is
that the local paper is read, every
word, advertisements and sll. Then
it is that the minds of those reading,
are ready to receive, consider, and re-
member it all. Then it is, that the
fact is demonstrated, that fifty dol
lars a year, spent in advertising in a
good newspaper, is worth a hundred
spent in other methods.-HilLsdale
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-12-24
SANTA CLAUS.
GOOD ONCE A YEAR.

Twas the night before Christians, pLea a
through the house
Not creature was stirring, not even a mouse |;
The stockings were hung BY the chimney wit
care,
In topes that St. Nicholas soon would be then,
The children we're nestled all snug IN their bed,
While visions Of sugar-plums dEnce thro' thei
heads
And mamma IN her 'kerebIef and lin my cap,
Had just settled our brains for long winter
nap;
When out on the lawn there arose such q clattel
spran2 from the bed 20 see what was the mat
ter,
Away 10 the window few like fash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash,
The moon, On the breast Of the new-fsIlen snow
Gave the lustre Of midday to objects below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should sp
pear
But miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer,
With lit.le old driver, 90 lively and quick.
knew in a msment IL must be 81. Mex.
More rapid than eagles his cour=ers they came,
And he whistied and shostei, and called them
by name; -
"Now, Dasher. now, anceTl now, Praneer
now, Vixen.
On Comet, on Cupid, on, Donder aud Bixen-
To the top Of the porch to the top OF the wall
Now, dash away, dash away, dash away all -
Gs leaves that before the wild hurricane hy.
When they meet with an obstacle mount 10 the
sky,
So, mp to the housetop the c5ursers they few,
With thesleigh full Of toys-and St Nicholas too;
And then in twinkling heard on the roof,
The prancing and paving Of each little hooL.
As drew N my head, and was turning around.
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a
bound;
He was dressed all in f;r from head 20 his foot
And his clothes were all tsrnished with ashes and
SCOT;
A bundle OF toys he had flung on his back,
And looked like Pedlar just opening bis pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled his dimpIes how
merry
Hrs cheeks were Ikeroses, his nose like a cherry;
Hrs droll little mouth was drawn up like bow /:
And his beard on his chin Was as white as the
snow:
Ihes stump OF pipe he held tight In his teeth,
And the smoke it eneireled his head like wreath.
He had broad face, and little round belly
That shock, when he laughed, like bowl full of
jelly.
He was chubby and plump = right jolly old elf,
And laughed when saw him, IN spite Of my
self
A wink Of his eye, and twist Of his head,
Soon gave me to know had nothing to dread.
He spoke not word, but went straight TO work.
And filled all the stockings; then turned with
jerk,
And laying his finger aside OF his nose,
And giving nod, mp the chimney he rose,
He sprsng to his sleigh, 10 his team gave
whistle,
And away they all few like the down Of a thistle ..
but heard him cxclaim, ere drove out of sight:
'Bferry Christmas to all, and to all good night
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-12-24
Gems.

PLEASING EvERYBopY.--He that
can please nobody is not so much to
be pitied as he that nobody can
please.
PRAYER IN AFFLICTIoN.--The
spirit of prayer does not necessarily
come with affection. If it be not
poured out upon the man, he will,
like the wounded beast, skulk to his
den and groWl there.-CecH.
IF thy Affections are great. it will
be madness and folly for thee to
make them greater by murmuring.-
Boston.
He that is assured that God is his
portion, will never mutter nor mur-
mur under his greatest burdens
Boston.
1t is impossible to calculate what a
momentum would be given to the
work of God, were all His people
''holy, harmless and undefled. -
Lindsey.
The sOphistry and false reasoning
by which We may delude our own
souls, will not blind the eyes which
are "as a fame of fire. Merritt.
He that forgets his friend is un-
grateful to him; but he that forgets
his Savior, is unmereiful to himself.
Our best use of ourselves is to be
employed for God.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-12-24

Free Masons will be interested in
learning that the uoblemau who has
been for twenty-six years at the head
Of their orGer in EnglaGd is now 90
the point of retiring. The Earl Of Zet
land is extremely popular among the
English MasOns, and short time ago
a magnificent testimonial was got "
for him, but when the fact came to
his knowledge he begged that the
money might be devoted to the ehari
table institutions of the brotherhood.
The Earl is now upward of seventy
four years old, and increasing iafs-
mites have led him to resign q pos,
Of which he was always proud.
The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1869-12-24

SERIOUS MIsTAKE.-A lady went
into one of our Photograph Gale
ries, the other day for the purpose
of procuring picture of her dar-
ling, three years old. While the
artist was In his dark closet, the
fond mama, anxious that hegold-
den ringlets of the child should be
twisted seven times smoother than
usual, appropriated a sponge and
saturated it with what she suppos-
ed to be water, but what proved to
be Cyanide of Potassium, and be-
slowed it with an unsparing hand
upon the child's hair. The child
cried with pain, and the photogra-
pher came and applying water free
ly, relieved the little girl from her
distressing predicament. Fond ma
mas should be careful.-Eremont
Journal.