The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-08-23
; Ladies' Column.

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made mad a Consul. asSi.rl IA
Why are young ladies' given to blush
ing? Because i.'sA q becoming red,
The Sugar Wedding. thirty days after
marriage, is the latest fashion. .i1s1
A lady deserted By, one man nan has no
other remedy than an appeal to twelve.
WHY'S love ike q canal boat? Be-
cause it's on internal transport.
Lady Duff Gordon, the great English
travclercss, is dead.l ts9iia llig IN,
An texehhaunlgse, ls,'l calls the GlocianI bend ,
backgammon 4' ''''.s7 % 'o1i
A young man, who is desperately in
love. says thathe has been electrified with
u galvanic battery. '0'''qFps 19i 7sS
"It's great comfort to bellett Alone"
said an Irish aloycrn4!'I' especially. when
your swatcheart is with .you,3ni,.,,,,,
Yong women should set good examples.
for the young men are always following
them. -----
Tie : most remarkabl, organ in tho
world is tho organ ofs speech lin women;
tits an organ withoutstops.lgq sds
III, following sllleasih isear1ience will show tho
Importance Of the position Dof alcomma:-
"Woman-Without her man, is a,brutc."
Loving ;vTifo 1t IT, Loonng BtanohI:-This
horrid surf makes mo keep my mouth
shut" Sarcastic husband :-~Takesome
Of il home with you" 7szaa
Rev. Dr., Bushnell calls the demand
for female suffrage "an attemptto make
trumpets out Of flutes, and0suhaowets out
Of violets." s.e7siei n anAsrffrs
Somebody wants va1iisf1d Ida Lewis swsiit 70 exhibit
herself about tho couutry; but sho says
she isn't double-headed girl or Siameso
twin, and will not do,it. !. Jun
The most agreeable flashes Soflightning
to be struck BY are those that shoot from
the eyes Of female beautyLthough b they
have been the ruin Of lnanyea man.
Rcfcrmers arc n'e calling loudly on ourla-
dies 10 dress dsimply.1f Could anything
be more simple, ,o.notistoI'say absolutely
foolish, ,thauthe ,presentstylo Of dress
When 4 lady : indulges in q yawn or
two, gentlolheh are justified in believing
their hatsare needed on their heads, aud
that tho best side Of the doogr is the outside.
'pSIsis said that the owealthest woman in
America live, int Massachusetts, and is
keen and successful speoulator, in stocks.
AZ single bit the other day sho realized
nearly $4,000. te2son
An innocent young man, reading an
advertisement. that ladies' hose were COM
ing down still lower, wished y know why
the wearers did not endeaYor to prevent
such . calamity by wearing ehstics.
y Epitaph on q loquaei0usii lady:
~ Here rests in silent clay
+ N Miss Arabella Young,
Who, on the 21st of May,
~ y Began to hold her tongue.
8cUnele. Joe, wants 70 know where all tho
pillow. .casas 60, to. Eo's lays he never
asked a woman : what she Twas making.
when she was engaged onplain sewing,
without being toldit was 'Pillow-casc.
Halfa dozen yodng neniahosc mouths
water at Newport,l contemplate getting
shipwreckcd off Lime .Rook,a SO as to have
the b onor and satisfaction, Of being res
cued by Ida Lewis. -.
Aclcrgyman who performed marriage
ceremony inschurch is said to have read
tllo.hymn for the choir, beginning with
the words-"Mis st97Yulss, st7Yls, they dream
of, Heaven, ..la,s - ~
d Olive Logan describes the female bath.
ist,a Long Branch, %, hanging them-
selycson the safety ropes, looking ax-
ccedingly like newly washed clothes on o
windy Monday. 40 N OHIO
A young lady was told by a married
lady that sle had better ptecipitato her
self off niagara Falls iute tho basin be-
meath, than marry. Tho young lady re-
'plicd-"1 would If ! thought could find
q husband at tbs bottt'onl."li
A Boone county, Indiana paper says
that the wife Of. John Harsbcrger, resi-
ding in the eastern part Of that county,
gave birth to a living Child with two
heads, one day last week. ibne head being
directly above The 'o!herhs
y There /. fair chance oof an American
lady being tie Queen ofsbain, two Of the
candidates for throne Don ferdinand
and Prince Henry Of Bourbon having
shown theirrgoods staste7by taking to them-
selves American wives.
The town of Wells, Vermont, has cit
iyeh who married at 17sii1lis first child
was aidaughtorwho married at 10. and
aaf.ervard made her father u
grandfather, at The early age Of thiriy-one
and a1in, a ! hall yoars.s ,is'- a.
Il Al antn,.,1 Ssrl nbo,,t Hnasn vnaro n1d