The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-10-04
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Ladies' Column.

Pail creatures-Dsirylmnids
| The Queen Dowagcr Of Bavaria is said
TO be in love with one Of her footmeu.
The young lady who took the gentle-
mans fancy has returned it with thanks.
Mrs. R. E. Leo Is 50 i'll that she has to
be wheeled about in chair.
Lady Palmcrston died in London few
days ago. '' q ~, .rf
a woman gave birth to four children
at Wytheville, Tennessee, last week.
), A sniveling woman is equal to twenty.
four hours. She is mourning noon aud
night. .l.., ;,,mi
In the beginning, woman consisted Of
single rib. Now she is all ribs from
her belt to the rim 'ofiher petticoats.
- "A erus'y y old bachelor says that Adams
wifes name was called Eve because, when
she appeared, mans dayqof happiness
naturally came to o close. .sf
Tho lady who burstedr her sides
a-laughing, had them mended by her
husband coming into the parlor with
muddy boots. LIN, ti,sd,
h, Iowa recently Lad wedding in which
female clergyman tied the knot and Of.
6cially kissed the bridegroom.
Aichemist is getting up preparation
70 quiet tue tongue. Married men will
be extensive purchasers. mas.
Prince, Arthur has partially promised
to visit New York, and tho bellies of.hat
city are getting ready e kiss him for his
mother. leN'a'i1i' -
A couple announce their marriage, and.
add the nosiee-"No;c cards, nor money
to get them" ,p,za4s .4,.aisT
ispA little Jane Lew gill wants to knovif
!aeas are lwhite-because her uncle told
her that Mary had 4 little lamb, with
aeas as white as mow."nisemh
. There is awoman ID Claremout, New
Hampshire, whose husband vas murdered
last January, twho has been married
twice, since, and is now, for the third timo
widow. ~ ,,,.,.i,
gl.Aiwomau and her. husband got into q
fight in New York on Monday last. Ono
knocked the other down, who fell npon
their child sged seven months, and killed
il. 9N' ~ ie.1' NV
.a yffsV Is4Iba4 odI 10 sialps! lfE
Anna Dickinson . is 10 confident that
Susan =. Anthony will succeed in her ef-
forts to become { man, that she addresses
her as Dearly Beloved"
A miserable old bachelor says that "it
is calculated that one female crying hard
all night with q broken,h heart, viii weep
just ono teaspoonful of salt and rain-wa-
'SaeidH 0dT ,s1sgsf lsoites
81 Mrs! Caroline Dali Is il favor ifH,oa ofkeop-
ing women out: Of publiolifs until they are
forty years old. ."when, their private and
public duties need never rconaiot,o
II Iis'I1 Isii
The Springfield Republic asks-"Wil
Tie Con coming woman be, man ~ Probs-
bly, If her wishes be consulted about tho
n matter ,:p. e.. 5g5 ia ls M ,,as liza
woman n living nep4 roar. FL ls Edward h..
named her infant Child civilian Henry
Harrison BrumIn 7Bub Bottle Doualdson.h
Tbe savage and unnatural mother Is still
at large. I6137 i7' = 80.
iTnT5 y fi ii,"Ie Yai1i ;ii,li.. .aY,, .5,
very eonyenientSito lave 4 Woman for
r,ostn,istrcssAshe can nut only tell YOU
without looking If therc ID / Ijlctte. for
YOU. but also what is Il, IT, '99i
Two sisters Of Dubunue ~ rivals in
love affair, made q tho yyounp man tho
stake Of bet on a horse race. lvThe ono
winning Vas wu y to MARI marry him within four
weeks, II she could, and the loser to re.
main 'isinglc1 Eve years 'toHgivo her