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The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1869-06-26

"A C5y NED pillow, barrow, and roller,
worked by one man, who rides il an open
buggy seat, bas been Invented by Ne Ster-
ling Y. Thornton, * -iaYcOmb, Gravson
county. Texas.
PECULIARLY OF HIGH-FREs-URE STEAM
-High-pressure steam does not scald hand
applied near toe orihce from which tt il is
suing. This arises from the fact that on its
fret cape It expands 20 rapidly that the
heat becomes latent.
To PREvEST SnvRswARE FROM TARNIsHING
Warm the articles and paint them over
With thin solution Of collodion il alcohol,
using wide soft brush for the purpose. A
silversmith Of Munich says that goods pro-
tected il this way have been exposed il bis
window more than year and are as bright
az ever, while others unprotected have be-
CONS perfectly black 10 a few months.
THE Ramie, the new grass said to be suit
able fcr Gle manufacture Of paper, i about
To be cG.tivated in Egypt, several pachas
have written t. the United States TO obtain
the seed. The papyrus, from which the
name Of paper is derived, was FIRST grown
along the banks of the Nile for the use of
the scribes Of Alexandria, and the connec-
tiou between the primitiae and modern ma
terial is worthy of notice as g sign that
Egypt is waking up to the advance Of civil
ration.
WATER ROOM AND STEAM-R0oM. Water
room and steam-r0om are the names given
TO the col umns of water and steam respect
lively contained 10 a boiler when the surface
Of the water is al its proper mean level.
Authorities differ o. to the relative proper
tion Of Water-room and steam-room adopted
10 the practice Of the most skiYlfal engineers.
According to Bourne, Of the whole boiler
room, internal capacity of the boiler.
there are very nearly water room, and /
steam room according 60 Robert Armstrong,
there are water-room and steam-room /;
and T. aat author considers that, with less
proportion Of steam-room, there il risk OF
priming, or Carrying over liquid water from
the boiler 20 the eylinder.
NOVELTY IN TURRET CL0cKs.-Ritcbie
4 Sons, Edinburgh, have just completed a
large turret clock for the Bombay Har, lr
Board, which indicates the hours. minutes
and center-sec1nds upon a dial 81 feet in di
ameter. II is said that this i the largest
clock 10 the world having Center second
hand. The mechanical ditisuries which
beset such a construction = clock have hi
therto been regarded as to- serious TO Be
faced. One is regulating the motion Of the
long center second hand, measuring 81 feet
The momentum which it would have acquir-
ed at the point in passing through space
of Eve inchss-the distance between one Sc
cond mark and another have caused the
hand TO sway backwards and forwards dur
ing the whole second. Besides, the strain
upon the machinery, from such a motion,
hara a. 4
been overcome by series Of sixty levers, SC
arranged that the second band rests 10 one
OF them at each beat; the point Of the hand
Seing so contrived that when il rests upon a
lever j is detained there, and can get nei-
ther backwards nor forwards until the clock
work removes he lever out Of the way
! Engineering.
The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1869-06-26

The folloWing statement Of the number
Of vessels ahoat on the lakes for a series "
yeafs, was prepared BY the Detroit Tribune
La Ie49 there were aGoat On the whole
chain Of lakes % sidewheel steamers. III
propellers. and barks, % brigs. 54s scboou-
ers, and l2s sioops Ard scows the total be-
ng sl4, with an aggregate tonnage Of I54 ,454
tons
n 1854 there were 10 silewheal steam
ere, 81 propeiiers, 33 baTks, IgI hrirs. G3O
schooners, and Zl6 slo0ps and scoWs, with
an average tonnage Of 237 $50 tons: total
number Of all classes 81 crafts being 100.
IN 1850 there were 14S side-wheel boats.
1877 proPellers, 5S barks, % brirs and 974
schooners and sl0ops-total, .45. tonnage
will not vary far from the present year. ard
Of 81 ,o25 tons. Tke 7umber ahoat in ls6s
may be enumerated " fellows SidewheeI
steamers III, and propellers, including tugs,
30 barkantines, 1913 brigs 72. scboopers
snd scows, 1855, aud III barges total.
3,ll9. We baye no enumeration Or tcnnsp !
under the new style.
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deepest Seriousness on the countepance,
which the strong um5eIy shadows of the
spartmeEi served to heghten and when,
( lav'ag bis hand on the page, he half turned
nis face 70 the circle, and said, " Let as tc0T-
snip God," | was impressed by a feeling Of
awe and reverence, to which | had, alas !
been a strangers for years. | was affected,
too, almost 70 tears, as joined in the psalm /;
for a thousand hali-fOrgotten associations
rushed upon men and my heart seemed to
swell and expand as, kneeliRg beside him
when he prayed, listened to his solemn ana
frrvent petition, that God nj ght make mani
fest his great power and goodness in the
salvation Uf men. Nor was the poor solitary
wandeTer Of the deep forgotten.
On rising from our devouonS. the old ma n
grasped me by tie band. am happy
he SAID, " that We should meet. Mr. Lindsay.
! feel an lot in you, and must take the
friend and the Ola mans privilege Of giving
YOU an advice The sailor, Of all men,
stands most 10 need Of rel gion. HIS life is
one Of continued vicissitudes-of unexpected
success ~ unlooked-fJr misfortune be is
ever passing from danger to safety, and from
safety to danger bis dependence Is on the
ever-varying winds, bis abode on the unsts
bic waters. And the mind takes a peculiar
tone from what Is peculiar in the eireum
stances. With nothing stable IN the real
world around Il on which IL may rest, It
forms a resting place for itself 10 some Wild
code Of belief II peoples the elements with
strange occult powers OF good and evil, and
does them homage addressing Is prayers 90
the genius OF the winds and the spirits Of
the water. And thus it begets q religion for
itself for what else is the professional
superstition Of the sailor Substitute, my
friend. for this,-(shall | call it unavoidable
superstition this natural religion Of the
sga, the religion 0f the Bible. Since you
must be a believer in the supernatural, let
Your trust be on him who failetn not--your
anchor within the vail and all shall be well,
be your destiny for this world what 1t
may"
we partei for the night, and J saw him
no more.
Next morning, Robert accompanied me for
several miles ou ny way. | saw. for the last
half hour, that he tad something 60 csmmu-
nicste and vet knew not bow % set about Il /;
and ~ | made iul stop.
" You have sonnet hing to tell me, Mr.
Burns,' | said " need / assure you [ am
one you are in no danger from trusting He
''ushtl ucepigl anu saw htiHi iui ihe Ai =
time, ialter and hesitate in his address.
Forgive me, /" be at length said believe
me, Mr. Lindsay, | would IVY tbe last IN the
world TO hurt the feelings Of a friend-a-s
but you have been left among Us pennilessi
and ! have very little money which h' 7e
no use for-n0ne ln the least will you not
favor I'd. BIZ accepting 1t a, a .0ans
telt tie full and generous cehcacy oi the
proposal and, with moistened eyes and a
swelling heart, avaiigd ny self of bis kindness
THE sum he rendered did not much exceed a
guinea, but the yearly earnings Of the
peasant Burns lsl, al TINS period of his life,
rather below eight pounds.
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TIE SCOTTISH WH0LEsALr SDurTY.-F-om
the balance sheet Of this society, recei.tlg
published, We learn that its business il stead
iiv increasing, it's weekly sales amounting W
$500. For the quarter there has been sold
Sle,UG0 worth Of goods, the profits "a
which, after pay All working expenses nA.
been $500 90. The object OF this society is
70 carry o. the trade Of wholesale dealers,
oy aggregating the purchasing p0-5ers III
the various eo-operative societies, thus
bringing tbe producer. land consumes near
er eaen other. thereby augDenting the iDdi-
vlduai consumers profit, the profits on the
Tneiesale business being added 70 those Of
the retail trade.
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The scenes w1ich meet the eve at Castle
Garden are often of the most touching char.
scter. Passing along the main entrance
this morning | encountered group (emi
erants) consisting of a woman and three
children the oldest not more than nine
years. sitting hrddled up together behind a
pyrmaid of passengers luggage. The wo-
man was weeping bitterly, and the children
had vacant stare, betokening bewilder-
ment. Her story may be told 10 few words
She was a native Of Birmingham, England
Her husband had been ii this country d
twelve months, a1d had earned money
enough to send beT % pay her and the chill
dren's expenses to New YORK. After long
separation she had looked forward with
blissful anticipation O happy reunion.
When the steamer came into port, BE
looked aBxiously among the crowd tLai
were hurrying to and fro, taking care of tn,
new cOmmers but she looked in vain. Th,
husband mad written &c her that be woulC
bs among the first on board, and that 81.
must keep a lookout for him. With strain
I ing eyes and an aching heart alas she KEEP
Der watch in valn-the poor man (wbO Wa
q painter by trade) having fallen from
ladder a few days ago and killed himself
The kind hearted commissioners, on bein.
acquainted with the facts. did what the
could to console her. They would get be
employment 10 a good, kind family, an,
her children would be sent 60 the ShelterinI
Arms. "But" she asked me, "bow coul
she part with thesdear boys Who woul
take care Of them7 Who would nurs
lhem ~ re E.other's love was strong
even in the agony OF the wife's bereavement
N y. Letter.
The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1869-06-26

AT Stuttgardt "thCre Is a very remark be
school for the building trades, with courses
adapted for all classes Of w0rkmen iown TO
the humbiest. It, presinent j. the most dis
tinguished architect in the eo0ntv. and un-
der him are twenty-eight professors and
masters. The course Of instruction includes
German, French, history, an thmatio. geom
etry, algebra, drawing of all kinds. drawing
Of all kinds, mechanics, the theory Of build.
Ing, q warming and ventilation, the con
struction Of roads and bridges, the history
of architecture and other subjects. The at
tendance includes TOO pupils, amongst whom
are ATS ac'uai builders"
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A DUrcHMAS at Decatur married second
wife in about week after the loss Of wift
No /. The Sabbath following, the bride
asked her lord to take her riding, and was
" cut up" with the foliJwing response
You think | ride ont init another woman
so soon after de death Of mine frau. No,
no."
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lle musKatclr Was, a, Iatr aa 'H-l nrl.
videi with heavy wooden forz, ru-a he
had q stica lnl0 lne ground with tle pronr4
upperm0sr to -ufvl as "A support iur bi-
matchbox, which he haI t0 i1ai with bi.
powder horn and measure, keeping tho ball
meanwhile between his Ius. Tha waHiirr
he haa % get from hs hat IVY varthsisss
ue wheei-l0ck, provided with 1rlile. instead
0f ttut, bad luug baen invented hr. s.en.
never t0 lava come ines general uss ia ar-
mies EXCEPT ior cavalry pistols. Toe Frsnch
io 'a, which preceded Jht reu--.rh system
was invented as early as lG40 though IVY UI
course received successive improvements
But, even before that ttue, GI-avus AlgI
phUs hat introduced x greet inp-1v.
ment ID musketrV, by reducing the
We ght 0t the piece to ten pounds instead m
htten. This enabled the solder t1 dl avrv
with the iork, and therefore increased tl.
ripldtty of tle iire lhc bullet weitB.d an
ounce. Another improvement. uf his w44
the paper clrtrlo ~. which al hrss, haw.ver.
Az tlrst only continued tne pow ler, tae r.n-
tets being Kept ln d bag. The ir1l ran.ruH
did u0t sup r>sde The wooden one .rtf
lT42, when n was introduced into fh-
Prussian army by Prince Leopold WV AnhaIt
Dessau. The baY0net vas preceded Fl.
various c'nifivances, such a. All a1 atllo..I
tn the Harrel then 4 dagger, etc turs int0
latter But as this was aa impeIiuent ID
firing, ring was added, about l693. to tha
bay1uet, whereby thc blade, instead of clv-
ering the muzzle, came 60 be ausI w'th its
nm. This, however, was auii inc1nvalert
Tor loading, s0 lhal ai length tue hay augt
was provided with q neck, a. il nov 3. This
was about 1905 Cartridge boxes were al.n
introduced w lrst thE were WHY small
bat the Germans soon enlarged hem 30 as
70 contain farty 0f them Nevertheless, flr
4 laag time after, pTimilg wac Aate w.tH tha
poUd der horn, until al iengtn fne plan "
using Some "a the powder oi ths eanriiga
was uiL upon.
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Two young misses, discussing the qualities
OF some young gentleman, were overheard
thus Well, | Ike Charley, but he J.
little girlish ne hasn't got the least bit OF
beard" - say Charlev has got beard
but ne shayes it off, No he hasn't either,
any more than / have" al saw be has
TOO, know il, for it pricked my check. /"
That's how she knew.
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'fUlN l MIN 1 or A \
CUrOR.
PR lsEcUTJN OF CERTAIN TRADE OFFENCES FY
PURLIc nEELcER AnrI. -

PR lsECUTJN or CERTAIN TRADE OFFENCES HY
PUBLIC OFFICER ADVISABLE
(76) From the evidence We have received
We have come to the conclusion that in times
Of public excitement, and ~ districts where
at such times the power Of crime seems
greater than the power Of the law to reuress
II, a certain class Of offences, resulting from
or connected with trade combinations. IL
not unlikely to arisc, ID respect of which
persons aggrieye1 I'll, -eby are deferred from
prosecuting 10 their individual capacity bv
reason u the expense, trouble and ri,k at-
tendant thereon. u may thus become cx-
pedIent, in order that security for person
and property under the law should be etf,c-
lively maintained, that the prosecution "
such offences should be conducted on behalf
q the public at the public expense, bv sn
agent, whose duty it should be 70 zee that
the law is enforced. This furnishes an ad-
ditional argument in iavor or The appoint
ment of a Public Prosecutor.
GENERAL APPLICATION or rRoP0sr AusND-
MENT UF THE LAW.
(77) The amendment Of the law propose z
in Ihr above paragraphs rs 10 10, We are
prepared % recommend without reference t0
the question whether the parties Concerned
therein are members Of trades union. on
not.
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LARGE numbers 0f forest a-d FRUIT tr~es
have been set out this year in Nebraska
The number of homesteajs taken in that
State this year is larger than evsr beie-s,
and the crops give unusual promi-.
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cold "
b
bancy haEaiozen
dzzhng;
The Phx good rich viii than eighteen inches height
mol 2 he A
foot enough plants the soil
hedge The finest effect however produced by planting each color beds
ID ribbon fashion, il
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7AtsTISG Law As 70 CoNBISATIoNs To b. RE-
LANEn.-PH1yISo A. NV PERSONAL LIABILITY
II RESPECT OF oFFEScEs Oh DAMAGES. .--PRO-
vIso a. Tu BREACHES o. c0rrRACT. rROvI-
sp AZ tn REFUSAL rO wJKE wirH PART
CHAR pEEsIS
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SCIENTIFIC NEWS.

TO BE CONTINUED !
The evening telegraph. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, 1869-10-14
CONARDLY ATTACK.
TIE Perpetrntor I,vpcbed.


On Monday last a colored man committed an
assault on young lady, near Fort Washington.
sixteen miles from this city while she was on
her way TO, and within two hundred wards of
Ihe school house, she being the teacher She
was found by her friends lying quietly on the
SrouhC, fearing tomovelest the assailant shouId
return, and, finding her alive kill her He was
arrested the same day and taken to PscataWay
where he was Identified by the lady. and a COM
mutual made out against him for trial at court
ana being placed in charge OF Constables Joh1
Underwood and Anthony Andersen. he was
Immediately taken to Marlborough the county
seat. 'J
At his request he was taken bv his bouso 10
bid his wife goodbye, and while the WAGON was
standing in front of his house it was apnroaobs5
by about twenty men dressed only in their shirts
and drawers, one only in a shirt, and with hand
kerchiefs with pierced eye-hOles over their heads
who, after tying Constable Underwood, who had
attempted 10 defend his prisoner, and had fired
several shots at the lynchers. removed him from
the wagon, made Deputy Constable Anderson
drive the vehicle to piece of woods a short dis
tance OIL, where he too was put out and tied
The wagon was then driven by one of the
maskers under large white oak tree. and a
moose having been already adjusted over a
horizontal limb, the prisoner who was hand
.cnffed, was made to stand up, but his head not
reaching the moose, he was made TO get upon
the drivers seat, when the moose was put
around his neck, and the wagon driven from
under him. He springing up NJ the time. appa-
Tently with the intention OF eXpeditinghis death,
Tic goIe s!'ITe9, AID Tie WgsLcb's zee. touched
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Foreign AnniI.a.

serious.
The railroad in the vicinity OF Valencia has
been destroyed.
1t is said that the Sultan of Turkey will
preside at the Inauguration OF the Suez Canal.
Spanish officials declare the rebellion to be
dying out, but facts contradict this assertion
-On the 9Th OF September the United States
steamer Kearssrge was in the port of sydney
New South Wales.
The Feeiee Islanders, it is reported, have
asked the United States Government to estab-
lish protectorate over them.
1t is considered probable that the Chapter of
the Diocese of Exeter win reject the nomination
OF the Rev. Mr.. Temple to that See
-Government troops are intrenched at Valen-
cia and are awaiting reinfOrcements before
attacking the insurgents. A frigate is anchored
Oft shore to assist the troops This looks as If
the republicans held the city.
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The ground. One OF the maskers then jumped
upon his shoulders to bear him down while
some OF the others swung him to and fro until
lie was extinct. Alter which the whole party
formed in line and fired a volley at his body.
After swinging for two hours his body was cut
down, and coroner's jury, which had been sum
mOned to hold an inquest upon it. returned n
verdict of death from hanging by unknown
persons The corpse was buried on Hatton's
Hill, ON the public road leading from Broad
creek TO Piscataway; and the sight OF the grave
will, it is thought, be constant and sufficient
warning against the recurrence of similar in
cident to that of which it is the enc. Rasting-
ton COrrPSnORdance.
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ARRIVED YESTERDAY

Steamship j.. w Everman, Hinckley 70 borrs &c.,
~ A NJ 10th inst, spoke Lghtship on Iryins p 20
short OF pToysons with which we supplied her t6 i0
hence for Charleston and steamsbn shpD5 r1netheus
Mimngt9n n C in the bay saw schooner asbore iO m
Steamer r. Mars Grumley "a hours from New York with
with mdse d % " asey S%h "a hours from New York
t S[e1mer Ss D. e o. WSkeP SheTp "A hours from New York
more, with mdse: to A. Groves, ,Jr N'ui' IRON balt
uSm6r h. DarGHe $ rdu Wdsshnstoq Hanschdt 4 days from
moasses to s. W Welsh. II days from sagua, with
o. with shingles to Patterson Iippincott ngton' N
Schr Luey, Hnrlbqrt, Is days from Windsor N & Will,
plaster to f. A. Souder Go. A' 4'' d. WIN
shingles to t. p. Calvin a 90. --0" 'orloik with
ballast to Iennox Burgess 'i0n rro"uence' in
Shr Renike Grams, days from Boston, with ics 10
Sehr John Mace. .Brittingham, DAYS from, No-..-
with lumber to Collins Co. A Ne"town,
Sch. SGhr l. W. Hines Lane. days from New Haven iu
Sohr f Ct Olair Edwards, Ireland, from Boston
Schr Ponder, Hudson, from Boston
Schr Il. NJ Fox, Case, from Boston, '''on
Schr K. P, Lunt Lunt, from Boston.
Sohr 2. W. Pratt, Kendrick, from sOg Boston,
Schr Sh emma p f MMpagnns,ta, Lord from Boston
chr n "; 6os mhR6ens Rin6 ren9imore from Boston
Schr Lochiel Haskell, from Boston,
Schr Frances, Gibbs, from Boston
Schr Revenue, Nickerson from Boston
Schr ~ Bailey, Smith, from Boston.
@ @Schr y r Eyerman, oorsOn from Boston
Schr W. f, Garrison, Morris, from salem
Sehr R. W; Huddell Maybe, from Providence.
Schr Goddess Kelly from Providence.
Schr NJ. Haley Haley, from Providence.
SchrJ. @, Rockford, Davis from Fsii RIVER. SVs
Sehr narah D. Bright, Shaw, from Fall River.
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Domestic Affairs.

Gold closed yesterday at 1905
The workingmen of Baltimore have u full
ticket in the field.
The New Jersey State Fair now open at
Trenton, is well attended.
-General Dix has arrived at Omaha from the
West. and participated in the hunt yesterday.
The Staunton Fair is well attended and is
highly creditable to Virginia agriculturists of
that section.
In seven counties of Virginia in a TWENTY
three days tour, the United States authorities
broke up fcrty-seven illicit distilleries
Colonel w. A. McKillip of Carroll county,
Nd, has been nominated for Comptroller by the
Republican State Convention of Maryland
Near Iiarpersville, on the Susquehanna Rail-
road, on Tuesday, train was thrown from the
track, and several passengers were injured.
Joseph Dunn, hackman, was killed by j.
NJ. Harris, a lawyer at Memphis yesterday.
The hackman was making an attack on Mr..
Harris.
The Wyoming Legislature met on Tuesday.
J.. ID. Marion of Laramie county was elected
President of the Council. ard John Herrick OF
Albany county, Speaker of the House.
Richard j. Kesner charged with robbing
the United States mails between New York and
Philadelphia, plead guilty at Trenton yesterday,
and was sentenced to two years imprisonment
President Grant, General Sherman, Post
master-Gen. Creswell, and Secretary Cox leave
Washington tomorrow for Frederick to at
tend the Maryland State Fair. Thence they
go to the battle-felds of South Mountain and
Antietam.
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resting vertically in one corner. PauI Vero-
nese, Van Dyck, and many other masters os
ART, observed similar arrangements. but IN
attain these effects it is not ALWAYS necessary
to introduce an object as the same resnIts
shade. - H8i' "n"
The success of Solomon, the French ,bo
tographer, is greatly owing to his knnuladoe
OF art, a sculptor by profession and n,eIi
acquainted with the rules and intrioao;oS %
art N"Oio9 vi
He obliges his sitter TO wear . oost,,r,o
S'u'aple ~ lor picture, and not. only arranoes
% tne camera, rehectors, and draperies himself
puI ~ assumes the position which he deems ne,
SSessaiy lor Ine sitter to take. Nearly three
Iourths OF ms pictures are in shadow. the
l@ocal @ ngIt pelngon the face, and the greatest
care is taken IN the adjustment of his screams
ana Ienectors, so as to obtain the fnest c,ro.
auauons OF half tone, and luminous effect in
the shadows. ." 00' al
Meissonier, whose cabinet pictures arc in
some respects unequalIed photographs his
SUBJECTS before painting them: the princinol
advantage being the certainty of retainino
the pose and local effects, which once decida3
upon are not altered.
When 1t is seen how largely art princinloo
are involved, shall we not then dionifv nboto
graphy as fao art? and, althou9h il cannot
De expected to rival in excellence scplntrro or
painting, yet if measured by the amonnt of
happiness 1t contributes to the human familI,
1T far excels all the liberal arts and 60,
THIS reason alone it should demand the aid %
every means that would tend to advance its
interests. i'0
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PUNcHs last edition has the following
amusing dialogue capitally illustrated:--
Scene-A pew in church.
I"q''dr'"g Fou-yeGr 3D. Mamma. is that
the piano hear?"
Ao"'er. mo, dear, the organ Hush ~
Four-yeay Old. II don't see any monkey"