, 1869-12-24
The DUNK en- TftAna nffcr tho Grand
Dall-mounI0tuA OF Eleah Rolling
into CreaklnE RedHs

From me .Setr f0FF Sim, De-. -
da1 sin ,Sr p7eas 81 ssT Wei @ opt % liz
d1aJ norses, with nothing short Of supesnuman
,aoorr, 1aty staggered ont into the cod a.s With
died hone, singing riotont sopfs IN tonea 30 bass
Ms oud hare driven Duehesne MAJ with tnry.
They uamped Ieckiesssy but YEARLY through the
stfeetA. uow they entered their rrspecuve domi.
Giles II IL hard TO say. Many who resided tempo
rsr.ly at holeia weie dragged to their roous BY
Stout, lie ID pounhtr, Of Poushteeps,e, who
came down 20 New Yos1 TO parade al the grand
ball sud Ta1 staying with his wIte's relstlona ID
oasene1t OF thar house, whtre he turned oSer on
the door and fell as'tep. The servants tned 10
.ale h!m 10 bed, but could net more him. His
gn0Et1 snook The hOusc I'll noon. and the inmates
walked about with cotton in tbeif cart
or TIE ROAD TO ArorIHxT.
HouRh, the ~ o hundred ami eighty-one pound
Eerrsle, VAS elevated 70 n:s dou:te bed IN the
rnlon Place Hotel and LETT to himself. n1ttef1rR
incoteren,ly Of terrible nains IN his stomach nc
threurp. % i,ua on M 1se door. Win as aeeis IL ,de
air Oh tht foolbcard Of the bed- lie was purple
n o VI. M m
nnha apd . quart Of so'ution Of copretas, after
which he tes beuer.
kNDrKAXcE or 7nE HON. Join I1sk.
The Hon. John A. P, FAX took his little vito up
moett ot Il rsa M III iis endarsnct TIT IS fense1a5,s
% 1s, seFsa
Msts.asc-r deest!o. and Hrung then dr5 lato
The back .as,,. through the ktcnen w.n:oH.
TO snow ny fott@ wasn't drunk" be said:
=. ous they EaEe me no rss1. ! waised through
tSe .hc:e noets 70 get ~ Of ep, but soo'dns ;oo
no,hrg bus ! b'g piece Of mlnee pc IN the .ee-
ho1. aDh thai swallowed Then wsat TO bed.
hss eGeid1T ,eep fo1 % r.. Innes pic Isns tsnT
a.oInachs. Wei. couldn't stand It any longer,
50 ! Jumped, up ard came down here to ny
before gone Of the other enaos cane
tS. wei. ve TOOK bourbon ali round. aad then
We didn't ice1 lac u'uce pie any longer, and
c.1elnded that a,lree pie Tasn't eoo' for tas
Een g ioc1ea up NJ the stIn IL ~ psce
bnov rney '1c GOT different Constitutions. Taey We
got Dyspepsia, AID thedMAttcs, aud Al tast,
soa Out NOV. 1na.a ,he 1eaa:y Ct Il nsp." Il
ne zpotc.
cAmc 1clfrg down the httest-the tortta dfls
R;pE Ike At8ae bDittA In i EnoW-g;otnp. or the
tQ1.ne skrlefona On the beit lin hotse car1 Un
on II etood four Ti'ans. When ihey hngned me
oI blea,h, The ptdestIsans On the suees threw up
truck stopped beIute FAAs restaurant, and ,ts
:e.d SLOWLY .l:gnsed. They baa safe? nloce pies
eos,oon so @ q al 1ound. fneJ ,mSsbsd treeIy, rely % sa'i
n s1qek .S Isey oe s1easys o
| ke~pkle, and werr gong gong bsck
~Lock Al rs, rnty k.tt. ''Poaehkeepsie, the
p.ace to g.ow tat, II your soul u capaale Of ihas
an elton. Look 1t rs four u en-. and we are stel'
| c.bLg eoEpated WITH Soute Other chAp~ up fhent.
Why, htrt'a stout. who weight ss0 pounds, and
Jou. F1sk- Why, you ought 10 - AAnamed O.
yourseat- We are EotnR 10 have that h:R cana O
Iours up in ronehkeeprie mex, yeAr. There's NJ
| thahce OF Your oeattEE as
al. te d.Fped II SouT hsve Il. II retorted til
tlon. John A. P. F1tk: :" I'll 1--we On atarcn erst"
"Hel, 70 will we, CRIED the Whole 5our In
nonatrousiJ hAse voice, vi tnsth Faa.a tn
20 tley x1e Al going to live On starch.
| F1fKS RESTAURANT g..
was seeEe OF gigantic eI;KAsAgance I'LL dirS
! Tie 1ilxna rolled 10 Ard ont TtctlesstJ. TIE
were On gItnd tpree After The ball, AID wi
each welah = dtxen pounds OF TWO nor
Of 1be'r eilksence; for, asd ne Aon. s:l!e
that tier AID bonTeoo arc nooEtshin9; and y
srow tAtel On EN-, We DO, no Eat'el what JAIME
IauCn 1ays, ior *nAt docs kacn 4 tsin caap aS b
kloH atoui IT, And I'll bet II Iour wtrea ti1tn
retr ard ton'oou, Lie us ,oly ehaps, the' d gro
= The srk KxNCHN0 FtsK-
sad F4t. *'the 4uA hAa made II rich, Il b.
And ts EA1lns ne richer evcsJ oar- IL ruixhi
c.rc7l1tlon and IL keod ferorsx cf Cur a:e1en
otrsn:1a ION arc hllntihg sch cEowds
hese, tb1t ny pa1tneT. Wl.on, u Rtos
wax. ! Isl 10 hi1e Two new men Il
e1sss, md have 70 stay op We eoass @ issss evss
ant catci en- sslid and stch deEesetes Hds !!
eotn1 10 1--we ON starch now: ueca1se III oe tafne
, Il those PouEekesp.le cnsps att going to get u
cane Lsxt year.