The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-06-26
VARIETY.

\ cnreer OF crime must come to Il halt or n
halter.
Docs a tanner always try to hide his feelings
when ut work.
The young lady who gives herself away, loses
her sclt-pOssc-stJn
When was Noah in America? When ne was
on the Ark-and-saw.
The Irdy who had n spark in her eye, has
kindlcd match without trouble
To keep up your spirits. Place the dccanters
on the roof OF the house
Extraordinary virtues are ever DETAINED by
those who want the courage To initiate them
Keep carefully out of n quarrelsome persons
way, and still more carefully out Ot ms ways
The power Of pleasing j. founded ON the wish
to rlcale. The strength Or the wise Is the meas
u4e IS st.sSr power
The Ilindoos extend their hospitalities to their
enemies, saying: The tree does not withdraw
Its shade even from the wood-eutter.'
Some men keep cross dogs around their houses,
so that the hungry poor who stop to get bite,
may get 1t outside the door.
\ very culogistic obituary OF n lady says ::
.Sh, was married - years, and all that time
never once banged the door
The Mayor oF Mobile recently married n cDlored
cn1ple Nfter the ceremony tine husband said :
.. Niassa Caleb, you has forgotten something 5"
- What IL it, Aaron?' asked the Mayor - Why,
You amt buss de BRIDE
An English girl has obtained e5 damages from
n sweetheart who, while cDurting her, squecz u
her hand 80 hard as to break her finger. After
marriage he might have broken her head with
impunIty.
\ Inavcnworth paper thinks it an evidence
of the westward march Of civilization that the
Kansas Legislature appropriated Sl4OO for to-
bacco for the penitcntiury prisoners, and only
$500 for preaching the gospel to them
4 Mississippi elitOr and justice Of the peace
r,,rrifI .,ffr,fc nm IS1S div1r,.l them in 1850
married the man 20 another woman IN 1861,
ditto the woman 70 another man in 1862, and
last week married the original couple.
Many Of che brightest virtues are like stars /;
there must BE- night they cannot shine With
out suffering there could be no fortitudc, Pt-
tiencc, no compassion, no sympathy.
Iaurcncr Stcrue, who never aspired to the rep
utatiou of special morality, wrote -
never drink cannot afford It it costs me three
days. the first in shining, the second in suffering,
the third in rePenting-"
\ travellers summary OF Texas - The best
women and tho mcaucst men, more sickness and
less health, more corn bread and less corn, more
negroes and less lbor, more pretty ladies with
little feet and no calves 10 match, than any State
in the Union"
II Is a good rule to be polite to every one, and,
unless rudcucss amounts 10 positise and intention
al INSULT % take no heed Of it. IL j. the only
way 70 be happy, in n wOrld where every second
man i too Obtuse and every third one too ILL
tempered, to be pleasantly and frankly courteous.
4 few Sundays since, the Lewiston Journal
SAYS q clergyman In Maine, IN the middle Of the
sermon, had occasion % Use his handkerchief,
and 90 his ast1ni-hmcnt scattered IN all directions
some fifty specimens of paper dolls, which his
little girl had lodged in the parental pocket for
safe keeping. The effect upon the audience was
a. marked a. that created by the japanese paper
butterfly player.
WONES KILLED WITH CIRE.-Eyery woman
must have best IarlOr with hair-clOth furniture,
and photographic book she must have piano,
or some cheaper substitute her little girls must
have embroidered skirts, and much mathematical
knowledge her husband must have two even
three hot meals every day Of his life and yet her
house must be in perfect order early in the after
noon, and she prepared to 60 out and pay calls.
with black silk dress and card-case. In the
evening she viii 90 20 concert or lecture. and
then, ut the end Of all, she will very possibly sit
up after midnight with her sewing machine, doing
extra work % pay for little Elias music lessons.
All this every - capable woman will do or die
She does 1t, and dies, and then we astonshed
tnat her vital energy gives out sooner than that
oil an Irish woman in a shanty, with no ambition
on earth but to supply her young Patricks with
adequate p"tatoes.-T. ". IhggiHSoH