Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-05-08
DR.. Trench's
AN0DYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

1t will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted
Ii cures chronic and f1ammatory rheumatism
no matter oi how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of ID plhera, in lis most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant it
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
Ii will cure the Toothache in one minute. II
cur Pl, urisy ard Pneumonia, cfectually, in
"a hours, and frequently IN half the time. II
cures Asthma and Bronctius when all other
remedies fail. 1t cuSes Dyspepsia, PalpitatIon
of the Heart, Liver Compliant and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remeCy IN the world. 1t has been used
successfully n several cases OF Paralysis. One
or lwo teaSpoonsfui will ehectuolly cure any
case of Diarrhoea or Dysentery. II cures ord
nary Coughs and Coles in one night-never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome ani
most painful Of all diseases permanently and
effcctually in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect a cure in -four or five application
some of Il ese were of 20 and % years stands
ing. We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprsinS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds if is tie best remedy ever used. It
cures Spinal Affections, no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases of hat kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case
Scroiula, though be has never had an opportunl-
ty'oi testing it, save in ole case, a child years
old, which had been Sorely afflicted for years.
Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Nor, Us have been tr, ated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy Will cure, such as
CoIic, Cramps, &c, which we think II is 10
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that We
have reffanel from saying or Tecomn,e ending
this celebrated AnodyEe Elixir for any thing
but what We know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared to prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented TO the people ud
that no family Will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. b. No person must expect one bottle Ia
cure a case of Rheumatism Cr Spinal Affection
. Of years Stdnding-ihOugh IN many cases one
bottle will make an eiiectual cure-but continue
the use cf it until cure is effected, which viii
undoubtedly be the case.
Oy- Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
maneutly, by this invaluable remedy, tWo OF
more OF which will appear each week, tereaiIer
in the stanton Vlndlcaior
uT Try One Bo'le of the Great American
! Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities aud
Tcwns ~ the United States TO sell Ihis ceIehra'
ted Anodyne Elixir. Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Dox 7+l, Stanton, Va.
January ., 1869. On
( o. For sale by Henry Billings, SheP
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