The Conservative. (M'connelsville, Ohio) 1866-1871, 1869-04-09
CURIOsITIES IN ADvER-
TISIN6.

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ment IN Washington paper -
Having served FIVE and a half years
in the army, participated in twen-
nine battles and skirmishes, was
wounded so that I cannot support |
my family (wife and child by man
ual labor. / respectfully ask some
member Of Congress or Senator TO |
give mo copying to do, which will
be neatly done. Adresa ]. g., Chron.
iclc office"
Some ono IN tho Editors Drawer
of "llarpers Monthly" says. Levi
Rockwell, Of East windsor, Con-
Decticut, is a gentleman who seems
to have had certain notions relative
to the expenditures requisite for the
comfortable maintenance of his
household that differed from his
spouse Julia. julia, having docld-
cd upon making sundry little pur-
chases that Levi calculated be could
not aud would not afford, and Deem
ing il his duty to apprise the pub
lip that he went upon the each plan,
announced that fact to The public
in the following stanza:
"Julis my wife, has 4 rown quite rude,
She left me In q lonssomo mood
She has left my board,
She has took my bed,
She has gave away my meat and bread :
she len ME in spite Friends aRd shurch,
She has carried with her all my shirts.
Now ye who read this paper,
Since she cut this reckless eaper,
will no, pay one single fraction
FOR any dsbts Of her contraction"
A recent number of The Tribune
contained tho following advertise.
ment;
mo WHOM III MAY CONCERN.
L If Mrs. Fchler uoes not return
to her husband within three days
he will conAder himself parted.
One would think this concerned
Mr.. Fehler appropriate name }
moro nearly than any body else, If
he was to be parted in three. days.
In an entOrprising village of this
State, it was deemed expedient for
the temporal interest ofa certain
congregation to get up n donation
party for .he benefit of the pastor
Tho gentlemar upon whom the
writing of tho advertisement devol-
oped discharged that duty faithfully
concluded with:
"The Lord loveth tho cheerful
giver by the order of the Commit
tee"
From an English paper We find
this mortuary advertisement
Beneath this stone, in hope OF Zion
Doth lay the landlord of the Lion.
His son keeps on the business still,
+ Resigned unto the Heavenly will
The nexts sound like an occas
slonal personalin the HerdLd-"Oh
Ny Deorest Maley will tri to an
Ger yure Deer letter. Oh how my
throbbin hart Does AXE TO Embras,
you onse more. o you Darling
Rosy bud wont you marry me.
here the echo ancer will. Don
J let that ugly thing take you Bug
gy Kidding agin. . how Eel
the first time we tutched our lip
tugether. o how my hole fran
did culver but stop or will g
crazy. . how We will DIVIDE Tn
sorrows and comforts of life Ance
rite Of from your George"
A Western paper contains tn
u following advertisement:
wants n situation, practices
printer, who is competant to tax
charge Of any department IN
printing and publishing house,
Would accept a professorship i
academies. Has no objection t
S teach Ornamental painting aud pen
manship, geometry, trlgonometry
aud many other sciences. Is par
tioularly suited to act as pastor t
: a small evangelical church, or as
! local preacher. He would have n
n objecuoa to form small but selec
= class OF interesting young Indies t
instruct in tho highest branches
To dentist or chiropodist h
! would be Invaluable, as ho can d
/ almost anything. Would cheer
:, fully accept a position as q bass G
a tenor singer in choir. Woul
1 board with a family, if decided
l. pious. For further particulars, II
,r ouire at Browns Saloon"
4 A London paper has advertise
that "Two sisters want washing
"Wo hope they may get ~ WI
the diprospectful remark OF all WI
read tho notice. @ ad! 10,