The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1869-08-19
Misfellaneous.


About half-past eleven o. clock on Sunday
night, human leg, enyeloped in blue broad
cloth, might have been seen entering Ce-
phas Barberry's kitchen window. The leg
was followed finally by the entire person of
lively Yankee, attired in his Sunday go
to-meetin' clothes. Il was, In short, Joe
Mayweed, who thus burglariously, In the
dead OF night, won his way into the dea.
cons kitchen.
Wonder how much the old deacon made
by orderin' me not TO darken his door
again ~ soliloquised the young man. ~
promised him i would mt, but did mt say
nothin' about winders. Winders is Just as
good as doors, If there amt no nails 10 tear
your trowsers onto. Wonder II Sail III
come down? The critter promised me-
I'm afraid 10 move here, cause I might
break my shins over somethin' or other, and
wake the old folks. Cold enough 10 freeze
a polar bear here. Oh, here comes Sally ~
The beautiful maiden descended with a
pleasant smile, tallow candle, and box
Of matches. After receiving rapturous
greeting, she made up roaring FIRE in the
cooking stove, and the happy couple sat
down to enjoy the sweet interchange ot
views and hopes. But the course of true
Kitchen Than n % d;J &C.,. ~ o'a 1drperry 1a
m.ssarn 'saS a .hah y diu elsewhere, anq Joe, who
In s as .,p,Ia5 ~ hsS hnI ~ 70 ssa1 aimseii 70
con nj a. sa,ha. .ha,,; ~ .ne so'ce VI me uea.
door
Sally, what are you getting up in the
aTsll Nm ~ ,ns, ~
Joe.
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and rnnn;na aase " ~ . ,ru'n, snen, sald zoe,
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ooouaess sla, on'y Knows repned the oit
ana aa.I geen - ,ns ISmiiy .nese hun
~ oneu - seass snu never olo KNOW y 70 carr,
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u h.ad;. nuass assI isssr, cfieo tne oid LADY
us I2vu y, ,sars, ana incFc won