The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1869-07-29

over.
Error will slip thru a crack, while
truth will get stuck in a doorway.
The man who haz Just found out he
can't afford tew burn green wood has ta-
ken lis fust lesson in economy.
There IL only one thing that can beat
truth and thai is he who alwus speaks it.
1t is hard work, at first sight, to see
the wisdom Of rattlesnake bite, but there
IL thousands of folks who never think ov
their sins until they are bit by rattle>
snake.
Thare il great deal ov humin natur in
crab if you don't pick them up in the
rite way you will discover it.
think now, if l had all the money
that IL due me, would invest it ia a saw
mill, and then ''let her rip"
Take the humbug out of this world,
and you won't have much left to do biz
illness with.
Faith and curiosity are the gin cock
tails of success.
Advertising is sed tew be certain
means of success some folks are so inn
pressed with this truth that it sticks oat
ov their tomb>stuns.
Thare is this difference between igno-
rance and error; ignorance is stone blind,
and error is short sighted ignorance
stands still and error only moves to run
agin post.
Ekonomy is a savings bank into which
men drop pennys and git dollars in re-
turn.
Thare is enc thirg you cant put out,
and that IL your conscience; you may
smuther it, but like coal pit it contains
the charred remains.
The two richest men now living IN
America that kno ov, is the one who
haz got most money and the other who
wants the least and the last one is the
happiest of the two.
Cerimony is the necessity of phools
good breeding is the luxury of the wise.
Tew be agreeable il simply tew be cas-
lily pleased-if this il so, how easy and
pleasant it is tew be agreeable.
There IL menny who wont know emmy
thing but what they kan prove-this acI
counts for the little they know. Most
people hev found out srmhow that they
''kant serve God and mammon too" and
! so they serve mammOn.
He whom the good praise and the wick
/ ed hate ought few be satisfied with his
reputashun-
Excentricitys, most of them, are nero
vanity; Danish the excentric man into a
wilderness and he soon bekums as natural
az tud-stool. A pure heart is like a
: looking glass it keeps no secrets aud dis
penses no hattery.
/ 4 cheerful Old man or old woman is like
! the sunny side oV wood5hcd in The last
/ ov winter.
Avarice is ike a grave yard it takes
all that it kan git and gives nothing back.
! Paint human bird sucking honey
! from a flower and yu hay got very good
I picture Of love trieing tew live upon beau
ty.
! The best investment kno of is charity !;
yu git yure principle back Immediately,
and draw dividend every time yu think
ov it.
! Everything on this earth is bought and
sold, except air and water, and they wud
be if kind Creator had not made the
supply tcw CRATE for the demand.
! 4 good book is like a good law
Politeness looks well to me in every man
except an undertaken
Familiarity breeds contempt" This
| only applies TO men, not tew hot buck~
wheat slap-cakes, well butered and su-
gered.
A mans rePutashun is something like
his coat; there is certain kemikals that
will take the stains and greece spots out
Ov it, but it alwuz ha5 a second>handed
kind ov look and smells strong of the
kemikals
We are happy in this world just in pro-
! porshun as we make others happy
stand reddy tew bet $50 on this saying.
POlteness IL the science of getting down
on your knees before folks without getting
your pants dirty.
The miser and glutten-two facetious
buzzards one bides his store, and the
other stores his hide.
Credit is like chastity they both of
EN- can stand temtashun better than they
can suspicion.