The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-05-17

The longer the sigh the deeper it goes
Mr, Subtle says he has had 'e.n lhAt mad,
the toes of his boots curl.
J Don't wait for the wagon-.o after it,
Waitingi is waste. Plunge in ii fyuu wau'
to be a swimmer; ,-
." How is the market n,ighb r" "yay
quiet Anything doius in cheese!
9 Not mite" ,I,
Let US try and correct our own short.
conings, and TINS we will bss, promote the
m,rul elevation Of others, att
The London Field say it is we'll enouyI,
and even advantageous, to wash hore
when heated, provided he bo wiped dry
and tlauseted.
Prentice says that os man drinks he
generally grows reckless; in which cuse
adds the Boston Post !! tue more dram,
the fewer scraples.
When man accuses the sidewalk Of
trying to throw him and his clothes, he
may be suspected Of having previously vet
his own whistle. d9%"7 #lI7i
Among the court files at Taunton is the
finding of a Coroncr's jury which con.
cudes that "the said---came to his
death by the visitation Of aforesaid Cod"
There is power enough ia the rise and
all Of the tides, to drive all tho ma
chinery that man would ever have occasion
to use. bh'9'ngt 'H ~ i'tl3s ~ 1. si'
By putting a little boras into cold
water, It will bo found that aanuels will
not onlv come out better cleanscd. but
there Will be absolutely no shrinkagc.
An Arkansas cdi,or has been presented
with new hat, whereupnn he says; "A
sreatful humor commenced cnrecring
through our veins like yoang dog with
IN old shoe" attt-saiA,'1}7
A pupil ID one Of our Pubic schools
was asked the other day why ono was car.
ried for every ten? The answer was be-
cause ten wanted it. That's the way Of
the world. The more it gets the more It
wants. I'D, Be-
Witty sayings arc as eaisly,lost a, ni'
pedr1s slipping off broken It ing. but a
word Of kindness is seldom spoken If
vain. 1t is seed which even when drop
ped by chance, springs up q flower.
Beauty, like the towering blossoms,
sson fades; but the divine excellence Of
the mind like the medical virtues Of the
plant. remains in it, when oil thoso
charms arc withered.
Iowa journal records tho escape Of a
prisoner thus: "Thc constable and the
prisoner disagreed as 10 which was the
5cst route; and. as TIC prisoner has not
been heard frott since,it. is supposed that
he took the wrong road" d t.
I.eavcn worth paper thinks "an evi-
ience Of the westward march Of civiliza-
thu" is that the Kansas Legislature ap.
propriatcd $1,000 fof tobacco for prisoners
and only $500 for preaching tie gospel
to them. ~ '7s
4 wise old gentleman, who knew all
about. on retiring from business gave the
following sage advice to his son and sue.
ccssor: ]" Common sense. my aon, is
valuable in all kinds Of business except
love making et a5i Haauys Viii !
Tables differ. The dinner table fills
you ;tle gaming table empties you; the
multiplication table helps you to make u
good figure, the tablet of mcmmory as
sists you drawing on the past; the livery
stable is excellent in drawing you
ahead. ~ 'ts i! spy! & IH' ny
"No" is hard. word to utter. The
o p, hoa paoAs' ~ ). eaisy - ~ s'uuIlss 1ul.
i" .'s n. .u !. a.,,. S. aon J'"s... nv..
~ .s's ou'.. nun uoa !, .n.ol M o'"e: peopleS M eals
tsN'y. -aayus :. ,s Sas u i,'.s.shv h " navs
loas',ou ioas ~ = AAN 0"s"' y Na'' Is0no W
rug aso' G ,lq SID ta.l
Nature cures nine times in ten where
mcdicine vets the credit pennla 1v;ll mn,