The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1869-08-12
CHIPS.

Air castles-birds nests.
Fancy paiutors-wOnen.
A great taunr-tho sun,
High walk-golling light,
An old pOgo--bcvorago
Dirt work--bauking.
Fast men--lnrkS.
Signal for a burk-Pulling a dogs
tail,
Counter attrootlon--a prouy lady
clerk.
Is getting eight the result oil loose
liabils?'
A wooden wodding-Marrying
block'hoad.
Burglars advcrIiscmont- Goods Care,
fully Removed.
To make a man simmer down, let him
have boil,
When are culprils like old bOots?--
When bound OyeE
Motto for rejected suitor HO WOO.
ed, an she wouldn't,
When a man is fined for fast driving,
cun it be called fine driving.
Everybody complains OF his gus bill,
and yet ii is a light expense.
Tho Iise that connect business mon
with the public;-Odyertsc.
The mcst attractive figure young wo,
man can have is $5OO,oOO,
Young ladies' who play croquct arc
known As 'maidens oil for lawn
A woMAN's HEART is babbIC, which,
when obtained, is speedily cast away.
Where would you lock for coarse
race Of men! Ga race course.
Can little girl weeping be called a
criOis or Boston boy hubbub,
Tis false, as the girl said when her
beau told her she had beautiful hair.
Good men are the stars and planets OF
tho ages wherein they live, and illust'
rate the Zines.
There is a species of pleasure in suf.
foring from The ingratilude Of oIbers
which 10 reserved for great minds alone,
To be Independent Of circumstances is
the first step towards the enjoyment Of
life.
Cosme tics are 10 the face what afIeoa-
ton is TO the manners; they impose on
icw and disgust many.
There iS no folly equal to that Of throw.
ing away friend'hip in the world where
friendship is so rare.
According to Ahcmus Ward there
are two things for which We uro never
quite prepared namely twins.
A generous man will place the bcne.
fits be confers beneath his feet = those ho
receives nearest his heart.
He who will not improve Two tRlonIs
shall never tave the honor TO be trusted
with five, but hO who improves little
shall be trusted with much,
An unsuccessful lover was asked by
what means ho lost his divinity; 'Alas'
cried he, i lattercd her until sue got
too proud to speak to me.
To mOke girl love you, coax her TO
love somebody else. II there bo any
thing that woman rOlishes, it is to bs
contrary.
TRuTn.--I is according 10 nature 10
be mcrciful; for no man that has, not d'
vested himself of humanity, can be hard
hearted to others, without feeling pain
in himself.
Il AM AFRAID my dear wife, that
while l am gone, absence will conquer
love"
Never fear, dear, the longer you stay
the better she'll love you.
A SUITABLE PLAoE.-'My boy said
young lady to precious youth Of six
teen, does your father design you should
tread the intricate and thorny paths Of
profession, the straight and narrow paths
Of the ministry, or reVel smid tho flow.
ry field of lileroturel' No marm; dad
soys hO's going 10 set me 10 workin the
tatcr field.
Music The devil does not stay long
where music is performed. Music is tho
best balsom for distressed heart; it
freshens and quickens the soul Music
is o govcmOss which makes people mild.
or, meckor, more modest and discreet.
| Yes, my friends, music is beautiful.
glorious gift of God, next TO theology, l
! give II the highest place and the highest
6onor.-Martia Luther as
Tho lonrer Homan remains single.