The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-11-01

'"' 10 salu W pcstureutfHtllS pelWccu
the Mexicans and Texans alropg tue Rio
Granae.
n Mormon childacn, and measles are-hav-
ing it At Salt Lake, and the measles are
getting the worst Of it.,
4 perfectly petrifed corpse, having the
app tarauce of0a cast 10 marble, was re-
lhovod. from u Portland cemetery last
week. 9lSf'RN l5I no IVY
New York -achool children don't get
drunk on cider, but theydo smoke short
Pipes; .,...,. ,,.,..
The question whnt becomes Of all the
counterfeit money isnsolvcl: glt finds its
way to Wisconsin, and is paid out to The
Indians forerauberrics Aty.Gil, ~
Parties who contemplate polygamy can
get ,pampllcts, giving . full description Of
the. thing by sonfing twenty-five cents to
tIe Salt Lake 2slegrapA. lr,,., .
Boston sent odtwcnty-linc missionaries
the otlicr day to be eaten up by some tribe
Of hungry hcathens. Boston acts as conf
missary to these cannibals.
DssI sff CT aS,sL,S' fIaSjI'srg5 ,i't
!. 4 man named, Jones, in Boston, has
been in luck tie past year, having had
ltwo;wiyes to run away from chimn lie
thinks the divorce, business is . nuisance!
!, Mrs Lincoln is still "receiying" at
Frankfort; Germany. We'll, low about
that poorr devil she has been threatening
TO marry? Is Is Ao going to do it or nots
Louisville is occasionally delighted BY
seeing d man accidentally Knocked ioff Of
her bridge. 1t is.a hundred feet to the
watcr; land by the time the victim strikes
hc has learned q 9a!oi 70 taks j&s joke, ,dr ori
Two negroes, ,GnearI Huntsville, Ala
bama, got into a little: difficulty, when one
chopped off the others head, These iu-.
noccnt a,nusemcnts of tho colored brothers
arc pleasant to read " 9'a sa'fa '-3
The, Italians generally will celebrate
tic deatlrof G. Columbus, who was the in.
ycntor Of Nncriea.. 'Mr.. Columbus pat
'ehtllias expired, aud flour mcdory'seryes
us, he has done likewise. osi Ililjs .sba
~ a gentleman $, Decatur, Aiaban,a, is
'taid'to have killed thirteen out ofsixtccn
'ddspcradoes who attacked his house. sFTc
was ,ohe,of your quiet, 4tin,id fellows, who
didn't want fuss. " al s,., .,t.i
isjuss boiling ovoriwith anxiety
TO got into tho Union. "cWe,isllould say
their taxes .xcroa high, enengh, without
committing, any such suicide as that.
However, We Iill talk tic matter over. over."'s
/, Cheyenne papers arc inlulging iu The
coprtcsics Of the season. .Ohc calls the
other "socia1 evil lunatic,' aahd is'rc-I
torted upon iasf "a big -belilcd, whisky
drinking frog-cateri' Their cars should.
pe e'fuopsu'33 ai k53ssls ~ .tiD'i alG2
+, "a party often scotchmcn have arrived
at lIynchburg, Virginia. in search Of land !,
aud are well pleased. They say that 9th
err. of their c9untryncn have symptons Of
following tlen,. faS ''9i2l l'''''g''' ''a .
4 man named Fellows, at Sp,ing Lake :,
Michigan, is having it made decidedly
watm for him, by having married four
wircs'e They all got together lately, aud
Fellows is not enjoying his usual l.alth.:
Mcsby's duel will, Boyd is "on." The
sx x.guerrilla wants to fsht, bit his adver-
sary prefers toic1pluin. 1hc casas beui
was a statement Of Boylto tho effect that
he could prove Mostly was a llighwaynlan
in Pennsylvania" lVg,Q
/, A niger at Annapolis, Maryland. has
been acquitted Of the charge Of attempting
10 outrage Alice Lake. lie proved that
another higgcr rcscniblcd him, and the
jury took lis wordF 'n7ufiH asl ''lA
On tuesday a negro ticld-hand named,
johnson, working $ few miles from Mem
lphis, Tennessee, outraged ndgrowouan,
and af.crward attempted to cut her throat
with knife. llc subsequently wounded
her severely with an az. liz has not y6t
been arrested. " '''' gi'Ja
A darkoy at Gallipolis, Ohio, was peep
ing into keyhole at house of ill.fahio
just as a man inside was shooting n revol.
yer, singularly enough, at tho same hole,
and the bullet and the darkey's'eye had a
little dilhuulty.i7The colorod brother only
goes one eye on it now IN slie '.'','
AZ a negro ball in one end ola camp.
meeting at Nava.ota, Texas, ono niger
put charge Of buck shot through tho
stomach Of another, which SO interfcrcd
with his digestion that ho passed in his
chips. ''..',7 .2a''a'.. e 70 ''e'i
At Lansing, Iowa, thirty young men
have formed themselves into club, and
vowed a solemn vow that no member shall
marry my one except q widow. The
husbands Of the'plaee are also cultivating
clubs mostly Of hickory-and swearing
there will bc . multiplicity Of bachelor
funerals u funerals y forthwith. ogs ,3l;, :,
Another colortd brother n! somcrville,
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