Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-02-13
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

Ii will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
Il cures chronic and iufammatory Rheumatism
no matter OF bow long standing. 1t will cure
any aad all cases of d plhera, in lis most ma
lignant forms, in one day-we will warrant It
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Tooihache in one minute. It
cur Pl,urSy ard Fneunonia, eliectualIy, IN
"a hours, and frequently in hall the time. Il
cures Asthma and Bronctiius when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia. Palpitanon
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases of analysis. One
or TWO teaspoonsful will ellectu0lly cure any
case Of Dlarrhoea or Dyseniery. 1t cures ordI.
nary Coughs and Coles in one night-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this Troublesome AMI
most painful of all diseases permanently and
effectually in two or three applications. II has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il tree
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or five applications
some Of tt ese were Of 30 and 25 years stand
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprainS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds il is the best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of hat kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that 1t will cure any case
Scrofula, though be has never had an opporunl-
ty'oi testing II, save IN O. case, child years
old, which had been So'ely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases Of
Cholera Mortus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy wi. cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which We think 1t is no
necessary to mention in detail here. In couclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam.
lily medicine ever presented to the people ard
that no family will be without it as soon lis
virtues are known.
n. B.-No person must expect one bottle to
cure case Of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
oi years StdDulhB-'houBu III many Cdsts one
bottle will make an etlectual cure-but continue
the use Of it until a cure is effected which will
undoubtedly be the case.
o. Original Certfcaies are in our pOsses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manenlly, by this Invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Stanton VlndIcator.
CT Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell This celebra-
ted ARudyne Elixir Address
DR.. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Staunton, Vs.
January ., 1869. 6n
o. For sale by Henry Billings, Shep-
hnthainmn