Clarksville chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 186?-1872, 1869-02-05
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I.idore Imxlcvoo9i,s Ircor.tancy.

Isidere IngIcwood's Inconsistency.
Some poor fool has spent good
deal of precious time in concocting
the following very feeble love-story,
every word of which begins with the
letter I. 1t is republished here for
the amusement of schoolgirls who
stand at the foot of their classes:
lingo Lexington idolized Isidore
lnglewood. In infancy, Isidore's in
teresting insouciance implanted i'm
lingo impressions incessantly in
creasing inintensity. Isidore, inspir-
ing Inigo's imagination, lingo indi-
ted ''Idalian Idylls," issued in Ire
land, "illigantly" illustrated, indi-
eating immense ideality, impassioned
imagery, intense, irrepressible in
incidentally lingo introduced Isaac
Ivyleaf unigo's inseparable inti-
mate). Isidore impressed Isaac inn
mensely. Isaac interested Isidore.-
In inviting lingo, Isidore invariably
included Isaac. Imperceptibly Isaac's
insidious influence inthralled Isidora
inextricably.
Infinitely insincere, Isaac Instituted
inuendoes, insinuating Inconsistency
in Isidore.
Imagine InigO's Indignation
"lnsolent individual! Isidore, in
constant, Indeed! Isidore's immac-
ulate, IsidOre's Innocence ITSELF
Isaac, 1 infer Pm insulted. Pm ISL
dOre's intended. PHI
tits immaterial,v interrupted
Isaac ironically. "fsidore is inde-
pendent. Imbecile! (inaudibly) inn
agining Isidore infalliblei intrigue
ingeniously, Isidore's Isaac's in
stead"
Influential Indians, in Isidore's in
terests, installed Isaac import inspec-
tor Indrapore; Indigo Interpreter,
lrawaddy Irregulars.
India includes inhabitants indubi-
tably independent, inveterately inn
precating "1nfernal Ingliz ~ involv-
ing incessant inquietude, intermit-
ting insubordination, invasions, in
surrections.
Installed in India, lingo, incredi-
bly, intrepid, inconceivably industri-
Gus, introduced important improve
ments, interdicted idolatry, improved
irrigation, inculcated innovating
ideas in India's indolent inhabitants,
inhabitants, inugurated innumerable
industrial institutions, incidentally
increasing immensely in income.
Isaac, indisputably Inigo's inferior
III intellectin nimmaginatiOn, in innate
innocence, industriously inspected
India's imports---items including ice,
isinglass, Isaac, inconsiderate, impa-
tient, impulsive, is implicated in In
secure, insane Investments, inyoly-
ing imminent insolvency.
lnveterately inimical, Isaac insti-
gated lnigo's impeachment. Impe-
rial inspectors indicted lingo, institu-
ted investigations into Inigo's imag-
mary iniquity. Inventory included
incapacity, ,insubordination, incessant
insobriety, Illegally infiicting imports
in Irrwaddy.
Inexorable investigators, ignoring
intercession, immured lingo in igno,
minious imprisonment.
Ininsular Islingtop, Isaac, invalid
ed Indian inspector, is industriously
intreating Isidore InglewoOd
Incompatible Isidore Inigo-in-
famous Inigo-is ignomlniously in
carcerated in India. Iidolize Isidore!
In lsaac's innermost interior Isidore
lnglewood's image is immovably in
shrined. I implore-I intreat !-if
Pm lsidores, instantly instruct Is
lington's incumbent"
Isaac " interrupted Isidore, i'm
pressively, "Isaac' i intended it,"
Inconstant Isidore Injured lingo
lnconceivable ingratitude y!
Isidore's improvidence involved
Isaac in incessant impecuniosity.-
1t inflamed Isaac's ire. Isaac indulg-
ed in intemperance. Indignation in
validated Issaac. Increasing indi-
gence irritated Isidore. Infelicitous
individuals!
Inspect Isaac's inward investiga-
tions: Pm Internally Ill, irrevoca-
bly, insolvent; Isidores's insufferably
irksome. I'm insured; I'll indulge
in incondiarism ~
Immediately Isaac involved "Ivy-
lands" (lsidore's inheritance) in in
eXtinugulshable ignition. "Ivylands''
illimitably Illuminated, ignited in
simultaneously, ingulfed in irreparable
incineration. Isidore, immured in
doors, inshrouded i'm inflamable in
halations, issues instantly. Isaac in
humanity inilicting internal Injuries.
lsidore is imolated!
lslington insurace inspectors insti-
tuted inquiries. Inferring incendiar-
ism, Isaac is indicted, indentified.-
Inquest infiicts indefinite imprison-
ment. In inceration, Isaac's iniaui-
ty inudnces imaginary illusions. I'M
ages lmpalpably immaterialized inn
body lsaac's infamy, Inigo's injured
innocence.
Inigo's Islington intimates impart-
ing Intelligence. lingo in India Is in.
consolable. Inigo's incompatible in
liictions incipient idiocy intemper-
ance increased it. Insanity is i'm
minent!
Isidore is inferred in Islington.
lniquitous is immanacled i'm inter
minable incarceration. Inigo, incur
ably insane, is immured in Indra-
pores incompatible Indian Invalid's
Idiot institution.
A Backwoods Adventure.
a Virginia banker, who was the