The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1869-03-04
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[From the Leavenworth Commercial

s01SsESS-Hs--- H''" s,."s VI iue''s'
IFrom the Leavenworth Commercially
Everybody in havenv5rth GOES to mar
ket, that fsif they've got the = scads. :
as a matter OF course Young and old,
rich. and poor, black and whlte, high and
low. dignitaries of the church ana keno
PLAYERS -blushins brides. and bruised aud
battefsd fiy'nyhs dn pare, keen-eved po-
decepid octogenar, ans and laughing
eAldsen 77alls jnstle each othersin every
direction Some are there by appoint
mentte meeseugagements Of husiness or
pleasure Others 70 10 see and he seen ;
while Others 90 to seeshow small lot Of
Provisions can /, be carried away-for the
few dollars they nay have to invest; while
all around Steady stream of conversation
Is going on that really rivals the scenes
enacted at the tower IF Babel praviouS to
its destruction A faint idea of it may
be gathered from the following. which,
note book in hand, we took down yester-
day as it actually occurred
r.sNevert nnae.a better bargain, sir
The stock sold last year at
t''Four hits ticket cheap eanneh, AMI
you ought to bear Jgh'up,, Co'iia- sing
the yafis.S@ah that wlnkef at ME, and
Miranda after that
{: Knocked down both Niger and po-
liceman.- i vas thar, an'i7J9e said
Tie Conference will reahpoiHt Broth
err Mitchell beyond adount HI Success
ful labors for the past year have resulted
Ill
1.-The sweetest baby you ever saw. T
knows It's pa pa as soon As i sees him, and
mother says that 81
= 'aHe wasn't worth ID boiled on
the first race, and Wa spawned at that
Why, only two months ago, he
Found Faith IN pe.ieVing.a and has since
stated that
Pettieoats done up IN that way al
ways look 50 neat. and then six yards OF
!" Benzine, or pine top, you bet. Sich
liquor IS enough to bust Qp Bible So
ciety. and besides
The bill makes suitable provisions in
the first and fourth sections ior
: 4 Niger baby, about three months
OLD. Its mother you see ~ 4ilss-,
Boiled it for two hours with a mess
of turnip greens, and L was SO hungry
that ate most all of 1t and then ="
Prayed so earnestly to know my duty
twas. solemn scene. ~ soon found
F'Joe held three aces AMI a queen. lie
had the dead wood on 'em sure. Wei,
then =
She loved him very dearly; bat,
bless you, 4 he didn't know it. She used
to kiss his photograph, until one night
The internal bile busted JewhiIli-
kens did't it bust? | used Il plaster Of
soap and sugar, and the moment it be-
gan to draw had
Twins the first year. Yes, you're
right She was happy woman and last
evening / found her"
: Drunk in the calaboose, All the po-
Hcemen in the city couldn stop her. She
is the worst card in the dec&, and as soon
as she gets out she'll go to
The Baptist church. Ellen will be
one OF the bridesmaids, and she will wear
stsStove pipe hat full of water dents
He wanted me to 90 his bond, and /"
Put in five breadths, and aunt Mary
afterwards was kind enough to
.sChoke the son of Il tinker until he
fairly hollcred. | ran down stairs and
IF You come around at seven | shall
be quite alone, and we can then"
- Take little hot WHISKY punch dawn
at Dexters but prefer straight drinks,
because [ find"
1.-The ways of the Lord are truly won
derful aud passed liauIng out. last year
Won thirty dollars at keno. and the
next sniorning
TssGot my bankrupt certificate, and be-
fore the week was out'
Was baptized just below Three Mile
Greek, where
Sarah Jane acted scandulous!y y
nicer young man never
.F.sWent to the penitentiary heavily iron
ed he was caught about midnight
month ago inst as he
Took pew on the left hand side,
about half way up the aisle. | thought
the sermon was
y Tire biggest -syindle out. You cannot
collect a red cent, AMI every member, OF
the Legislature knows that
His mothersp spanked hiin souudly, and
sent him to bed without tuoEsel OF
Good brandy, such as | generally
Gink, will make a man feel like
Marrying eariy--so say the women
ousht to
sait that, you darned muttonhea1,
l ii. kAock the stufng out OF ye CT yea
don t. -. SIS
=. Near artificial roses BY all neat7.s
lh5f2 = saVetAlls 81 Fet} -t5tt't ~. -
Anisgsf waReh il4. 80 ylf4R MbM
ttiaatwo huai.ai i 81 sce --Is--'
Belga; 9tie1et IN IN IA t-ss {
UTeIt httsteta> Eaterpfize mi I've "a
More thla h,,lt ii. qna L,.,>aCate
At ahe third sea,iias u b :. til =
AZ this poIa- We @are Interrupted b. a
pug'hStlc enconnter befwt hIak S5er
AMI a saols san OF Africa WHO mad been
detected attempting to parIa.n a dead
chicken The strife waxeI warm, an
We got out of i. By taking bee line
down Shawnee street
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