The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-11-29

A linen Weddlns-Aarrying nearly a
year too late.
A crystal weddiug-Marrying man
with i glass eye.
A silver ,wedding-Marrying = man
whose night trait is to stay at home.
A wooden vedding-SInrrying a board
ing-sihool girl with shing!ed hair.
Speaking of romance in marriage, a
writer says that he neycr knew it 10 las:
beyond the first baby.
A woman ia Concord. New Hamp.
hire, in trying to get off prodigious
gap, stretched hermOuth SO as to tear the
cQEneFs.
A Chicago lady advcrtises that she
would like to form the acquaintance of q
gentleman with view to ton of coal.
A Jersey woman tomahavkcd her
husband because hs would come homc
late at night.
The State of Maine baasGs of nineteen
revolutionary widows. The Lord only
knows how many revolutionary wives it
has.
Ms. General Custar goes with her
husband oa lis Indian campaigns, and is
good shot with the rife
The Boston Post says-"The fitness of
women for Office will no longer be gues-
toned. a postuiis:ress in Pennsylvania
has been caught rObDing the mails"
| Court plaster worn upon the faco-a
vulgar Frcrch fashion-is now the rage
among fashionable young ladies, who
think it adds to their beauty.
They say now that DR.. Mary Walker
is "a grass vidoE." Her grass widowcr
can bless his stars. Wig don. some one
tell her about Salt Lake?
a precooious school.boy in Portland,
Maine, has de!irium tccmcns. 1t is under
s:ocd..that he begun his course of dissipa-
ton by becoming intoxicated With one of
the girls.
Mrs. Stanton says-"After a woman
is married nothing more is heard Of her"
1t didn't work so in her case, but on the
contrary, however, her husband hasn't
been heard of to any alarming extent.
Hon. Zadoc Pratt Cnilliouaire) mar
ried peor g;rl fo7 ker moral worth. As
she evidently married him Cor his 6nan-
eial worth, its question whether she
hasn't the BEST Of the dicker.
Two females created quite sensation
in Boston the other evening BIZ pronena-
ding Washington street with lighted ci-
gars between their lips.
The Reading DispQte: ,says-"AlIen-
town has Girl Of tie PcriSi." She
talks Dutch aueusly and wears number
tines"
Miss Angelina Honeysuckle Thistle
down is now oae Of the bellies of Proyi-
dence; Rhode Island. She IS said to be
beautiful, and is net the irYerto- q her
own name.
The Mount HolyOkc Female Seminary
consumes GO quarts of milk in week.
Why were not these girls weaned before
being sent out ir!o the world?
Jet jowelry is greatly iu favor ssair.
and mOdistes say that dress trimmings IF
Jet are to be revived, as nothing else is so
approximate fer tic Yelvcts and cashmeres
now worn. z-'.
Anna Dickinson is IN her twenty-scv-
enth year. There is no sort of doubt
aboutit, for all the papers began saying
so four years ago, and have kept it up
ever since:
Mrs. Arabciiq Mansfield Is one of tho
brightest ornaments of the Iowa bar. As
she took possession of Mansfield ma:ri-
mOnlally, there is no reason why she
should not occupy mans field profess
siOually.
Pickaway County, Ohio, puts in a
claim for the Oldest woman. Mrs.
MoGrath is a little lady who has seen one
hundred aud eight summers, and has
been married rs long as she can remem-
Der.
! A gentleman once asked-"What is
woman?" a married man replied
"Sne is an essay on grace, in one vol
ume, elegantly bound. Although it may
be dear, every man shoEld have copy Of
it."
Mrs. Clancy, who butchered her hus-
band IN New Orleans about eighteen
months ago, as he lay By her side in bed,
has just died in lunatic asylum. Ladies,
you see low it works; so be careful how
you carve.
a lady at Williamsport has not been
able to sleep wink in month. Exam
nation into the case by eminent physi-
clans revealed the terrible tyuth-her
night-gowD vas out of fashion. Ladies,
beware Of such accidents.
Aconmitteo in England has lately re-