The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1869-05-14
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

A serious riot occurred at Brownsville.
Tennessee, on the LIST, in which one white
man ana two negroes.wcre killed.
II wish, Sally" snd Jonathan, "that
you were locked in my arms, and the key
was lost.
4 eolored lady Boosting the other day Of
the progress made by her son in arithmetic
ezul.ingly said, 'he Is in de modification
table.
4 little girl hearing the remark that all
people had once been Children artlessly
inquired, who took care Of the babies =
Wig are young ladies' kissing each 9TH
CT like christianity? Because they do
rs they would like to have others do unto
rhom.
Young ladies should be careful and not
get chaps on their lips. They have been
known 10 lead to an affection Of the heart.
Some genius has conceived the brilliant
idea to press all the lawyers into the mili-
rary service, because their charges are so
great DO one can Withstand them.
"Mamme," cried litile girl, rushing
into the room, Why am | like a tree p
Mamma could not guess, Dhen the l:ttie
one exclaimed, because | have limbs,
mamma.
A Sco,chman asked an Irisman Why
iarthings were coined in England, and
Pats answer was, ITO give Scotchmen an
opportunity TO subscribe to charitable in
situations.
Why 10 you drive such pitiful looking
carc. IS az I'll .t2 Why don't you put
l,eay.er coat OF flesh on him, Pat2' "A
heavier coat Of flesh on him By the
powers, the poor creature can hardly carry
what little there Is On him now.
The crop reports from Geogia are favor
sbie.
Snow fell for an hour in Philadelphia on
TIE morning Of the End.
! cat at Walcott, Iowa, the property Of
Sir. keiersteln, has set upon SIX ducks
eggs, and hatched them all.
1t is stated that the number of German
newspapers published in the United States
is over $50, about so Of them being dalics.
According to Sumner Grant is in favor
OF peace W tn Johnny Bull-providcd it is
piece Of his ear.
The sleeping man at the Bcctre Hospi-
fal, Paris, died on the 18th ult., after hav-
ing slept seven months and three days. On
fhe morning of his death he woke up and
swallowed pint Of chocolate. and the sauie
IAaUtllJ VI anu SOLlC NlLe
Carl Schurz is said TO swear vengeance
against Grant. Old Brown'ow is also en-
ragged. Fowler, Sprague and Ross, all. rad
icas, are also upon the War>path, while
Drake is waiting to see what policy Grant
will pursue when he gets through with
what is called his id bar room
G0nies.
A girl who was making dress put the
1. L l.
them, as she could not determine whether
she had got the light sleeve in the wrong
place or the wrong sleeve in the right
place.
At Seymour, Jackson county Indiona a
few days since, willis a boy was blowing up
garden at the late residence OF Widow
Clifton, a small fruit can was thrown upon
the surface. The can was kicked around
couple OF days, when n couple CT MEN
came along who had the curiosity to open
IT, and it was found to contain 81 500 in
greenbacks.
A little girl at Llanfhangel-yr Arth,
Wales, Is said 10 have lived since the 10Th
of October. 1867, without food. a com
Inittee was formed some time ago TO in
guiro into the case, and three mediCa men
l7ere requested to watch the girl. This
committee watched her continuously, from
aIo,vlr AprlI ., and they state that
during that time that nothing whatever
vas given to her.
AT Mount Clemens, Mich about seven
years ago. two sisters in-law got ihto dis
uute over babking they were engaged in,
and vowed never to speak to each other
again. They have lived in the same house
since then, eating at the same table, and
engaged IN work side by side but they
have never once addressed a remark to
each other, or III any way recognized each
other presence.
There are now in the territory Of Utah
lQl cooperative mercantile institutions,
~ grist-mIlls, lO2 saw mills, SO 'anneries,7
WOODEN aud cotton factories. 243 day schools
and 81 Sunday schools, I42 female relief
societies. Sixty bushels OF wheat is the
average of the best farms, 10 the acre, 90
Of corn, 100 OF oats. seventy Of rye, and
30 OF barley. Salt Lake City has a uni
IcrSity and one commercia school
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