Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-06-26
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

IL will make more cures and in less time
than any remedy ever offered to the afflicted.
Il cures chronic and iofammatory rheumatism
no matter of how long standing. II will cure
any and all cases Of ID ptheria, in lis most ma
lignant forms, in one day-wo will warrant 1t
in any case il directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes
Ii will cure the Toothache in one minute. II
cur Pl. urisy and Pneumonia, effcctually, IN
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. IL
cures Asthma and Bronchitus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitat'on
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remedy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully in several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two ,easpoonsfui will effectually cure any
case of Diarrhoea or Dysentery. 1t cures ordi'
nary Coughs and Colds in one nght-never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia, this troublesome and
most painful OF all diseases permanently ana
effectually in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes il never
fails to effect cure in four or five application
Some of these were Of 20 and IS years stands
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, Sprains, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds il is the best remedy ever used. 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that il will cure any case OF
Scrofula, though be has never had an opporunl-
ty'of testing it, save in ole case, child years
old, which had been soIely afflicted for 3 years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
md permanent cure was the result. Cases
Cholera Morhus have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure. such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think 1t is no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In concu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or recommending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions We
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n B.-No person must expect one bottle to
cure case Of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
Of years standing-though In many cases one
boiile will make an eflectual cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
o. Original Certificates are in our possess
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more Of which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Stanton Vindicator.
or Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell lhis celelra-
ted Anudyne Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box I'll, Staunton, Va.
January 2, 1869. 6m
~ For sale by Henry Billings, Shep-
herdstown