The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-06-12
VARIETY.

'sNot guilty. said an Omaha jury, :. but if
the prisoner : smart hc Will leave the Territory
before night lie left.
WHITE PrNE-A man frozen to death lately;
the price Of desire for rapid riches
Anthony TroIlope gives the United States the
credit of having surpassed all other nations in
popular education
Mankind should learn temperance from the
mopu-ths fuller she gets, the shorter her horns
become.
II industry i NJ more than habit, it is at least
an excellent one
SrGsrurrE roR CEEw.-Boil a pint or milk
anil let IL cp0I: beat the yOlks OT trc,, Cs- and
stir in; It will make the coffee much richer.
TIE, following, eTitaph ON a bcllows-mcndcr, by
Bcn. JonsDu, i not included In any edition Of
his works
MASTER of trlai-. 1fsl kiaE af sHeI f-!ilgcs;
Vet &C. ll Ibis atf th- haur- of hts drati-.
IL titt mlle beiIlvse. could natu make breath
\ girl, presenting herself at n house where
ssnO Irish need apply" in answer To the question
where she eamc from said - sure, Couldn't you
pcrsayc by me aeciut that its Frinch | am?''
\ prominent English physician disputes the
common opinion that insanity i Increasing. lie
grants that the ratio OF insane persons j. larger,
but claims that they accumulate from being bet
ter cared for.
a doctor says: Never enter sick-room in
n pcrspiratiOn, the moment yOu become cool
diseases with empty stomach, nor sit between
the sick and the fire, because the heat attracts
the vapDr.'
Weeds are Gods policemen. They make lazy
farmers cultivate the soil, which without them
never would Dc stirred, and consequently never
produce a crop. good farmer hoes often,
weeds weeds, but slack fellow never uses
the hoe If be ean find any excuse to avoid it.
FusiI oil, Of which 80 much Is said in conncc-
tiOn with liquor authorizations, is liquid OBJ
taiued BIZ continuing fermentation I'm the dIstill-
ing process after the alcoholic portion i drawn
OF. Its action upon the animal system Is that Of
n positive poison. Its presence in liquors ;ndi-
Gates bad distillatiOn the Of damaged
grain. One ounce kills rabbit in four minutes.
No one who wishes that conversation should
be pleasant To his neighbJTs, well rs himself,
should speak more than two or three sentences at
once. However much ne may have 20 say, it
will be all the more agrceably said for giving
others tine opportunity Of asserting, illustrating,
qualifying, or even cJntradicting. Tie ball needs
to be returned by the opposite player to make n
lively game.
\ cowarlly fellow having kicked news-boy
the other day for Fostering him tD buy even
ing paper. the lad waited till another boy accOsted
the :. gentleman and then shouted in the hear
ing Of all bystanders, Its to try him,
jim; he can't read
Pr-uIc TASTE FOR Notwithstanding
llc rltSily liEEtst-c III b NtfhlN
pcrs Of the LegeT sort, nearly all the publishers
prUspering, and report gain IN their sales
and subscriptions. \ few weeks ago paper
called the HesfeT7t World and printed in colOrs
came upon the market, and has already obtained
a circulation Of nearly $4,000. BOnncr's Lsdger
circulates nearly 100000. and Street 4 SHifh'S
UeekIy about go. 900. Lcslic's Chimney Corner
has over 900 900 PATRONS and j. steadily inCreas-
ing. Leslie publishes no les than - papers and
magazines, and keeps - presses pretty well
cupied.
Chambers Journal tells a story Of Young
minister who was persuaded not % marry his he
trothcd because She was pcnnilcss. She suel
him for breach Of promise and obtained sS2j 600
damages He then confessed his sin against her
and pleaded with her 10 marry him, since his
friends objections We're removed by the received
80. 900, now her own. She took him.
-, SfcxNrss.-Dr. +. Barker recommends the
following rules for sea sickness: l. Rest YOUR
self ON the eyc Of Your departure. that the
nervous system NAV not De Oycr-CXcitcd when
YOU 20 on board. >. Lie down before anchor -
weighed. AMI keep in n horizontal posture for
two DAYS running. 3. Eat much you
ut every meal, but without raising your head.
I'm this way the stomach does not lose the habit
or digestion: YOU keep your strength, and gradu-
aIIy get accustomed 20 the ships motion. By
f,lipvin, these rules, the heaviest gales may bc
encountered without -cl sickness.
\ man who WIS not very careful in personal
aprcnrancc tells this story Of himself. :. went
+, the drug store early one morning for a dose Of
r,,rrhinc for a sick friend. The night clerk OBJ
iertcl % giving IL % without the prescription
evidently fearing | meant to destroy myself.
P-faw' said /. do look like a VIII, would
ike 10 kill mysclf2' Gazing at me steadily fO-
half n moment. be- replied, don't know seems
10 me II looked like You should be greatly
tempted to kill myself
Worm REApI~C.-Wc clip the following from
m exchange. AMI give II o. our readers because
Of it4 truthfulncs- II is rather a queer piece Of
uoctic prose- and vet contains more truth than
toctrv We cOmmcd II o. the notice Of al busi-
mess men,
When trade grew slack. and notes fell due.
the, merchants face grew long aud blue. his
dreams were troubled through the night with
shcrif'- bailih-s, all IN sight. At last his wife
unto him -s,ii, Rise up ut once. get out Of bed,
and get your paper, ink and Tcn, and say these
words unto all men.
... NV goods / wish 20 sell 20 you. and D. your
wife aud daughters too. my prices they shall be
50 low that each shall buy before they 90
lie did as his good wife advised. and IN the
r1rcr advertised Crowds came and bought of
an ne had: his notes were paid his dreams were
clad. and he will tell you to this day how well
did printers ink repay.
lie told us, with a knowing wink, how hc
was saved with printcr's ink.
.sThe other in place a. tight, contcntcd was
tie presz 10 slight. And did not let the people
know Of what he had or where To 20.
.. His drafts were due and were not paid,
levy on his goods was made. the store was closed
mill the sale and for some time he was m Jail.
\ Hnukrupt now without cent, at leisure hc
can deem rerent that he foolish and unwisc.