The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1869-02-04
ABOUT LOVE AND MARRIAGE.

Citing jjined in the holy bonds of we'd
lock is the ''hundidori" time for gushing
maids and spooney fellows. A fellow
sees a gal; she sees him; they blow their
noses at each other-silent blows of both
'en both like sick crab both heave
their bosoms then they cast expiring
glances into each others terrestrial orbs
they get foggy around their lips, and with
a trenor pant; it's gentle tremor, and
their will be more Of il anon; time passes,
just one time, bekase the next DAY the
lovely Louri gets on her best scolloped
buttoned whaticoat, all embroidered with
white thingamajigs, and lrescoed with a
whole quart of gussets, puts some night
blooming lard on her hair, let's clothes
line hang down her back, s4ueeNes in her
waist, chalks the back OF her ears, ruos
some red copal varnish on her cheeks to
make 'em look like the gentle zephrys had
kissed 'em, greases her swan like neck,
rubs little charcoal tooth powder on her
eyebrows, puts in her Sunday set of teeth,
then looks IN the mirror, and bushes the
color of n billed lobster at the thought of
how much sweetness is being lost upon
the desert air She swists around 10 see
if the back Of her dress is all hooked up,
and then she takes her aueenly form to
walk, and looks SO majestic that one
would never dream such an angel would
condescend 10 eat pork and beans, or had
bunions
The fellow gets on his new fixings, has
five cents worth of black put on his boots,
borrows a gold chain, hires ring with a
green diamond il. it big enough TO anchor
a row~bOat. takes a bath, cuts his nails,
pares his corus, tickles his throat with
'swhisky sours," asks his boss if he may
, 90 10 the library, and looking as flush as
billed ham, and as pious as the figure
head of canal boat, he starts to walk,
at the bewitching hour of 1920 Z. NJ the
| female and the male, in all the glory OF
their bothhoods, meet just where they met
before. It's intuition what taught 'em to
| be there-a kinder mystic magnetism or
spiritual heart mumps. Their glances
met somehow between the two. lie stops
and looks at nice pair OF boots i'll a win
| dow she gazes at a corset shop. This
is strategy. Neither wants the other to
know that each came there to see the
/ OihCl' uC 10 OAi hAo
! tour again, and she does the same They
pass each other as majestic as couple OF
mud turtles; both laugh, and their eyes
twist away around over their shoulders /;
both turn and look at each other until
both get SO far they amt afraid then
4 she draws her biied rag across her lips,
and he kisses his knuckles at her.
| Well, the sun sets in its orbit, and day
follows day, and they keep this thing
agoing until just as his boss begins to
think he is getting too fond of the library
they speak TO each other, and the gal
commences to get him. She gets him tc
call, faints in his arms, and let's him smell
| the sweet stuff on her chin. He thinks
/ its her breath, and that she is an angel,
and feeds on tuberoses. She calls him
dear Alphonso, smooths his marble brow,
and speaks of his Oriental eyes and Gre
cian nose. He has whole in one check
big enough for a skating pond, which she
calls a dimPte. The wart on bis hand