The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1869-07-30
Mvtris,sO,sv Extraordinary.

n lONUfuS k1Ilr, WAO can't OSt a LtfenCe,
90 10 Nm in a Tug and Snap their FINGERS
IN Me Face If Me County C'erk-L0ee and
Sea Siekness-Cupt Out-n,aneucetsa Step,
motAer. -
from San Francisco / Chronicle, July 1871 !
The old, old story Is forever repeating it.
scIf. :."lhc c,,urse OF true i've never ,ifd, /"
etc. and. Whist is more, there is no indica-
ton thatlt ever will. Here, however, is the
latest version and reproduction Of thrice
told tale, or rather tale billions of times re-
l,catcd, with ever new variations. since our
first parents did their courtng in light sum-
MGR costume in tlss~ paradtsacal garden.
where the eating Of An apple brought death
into the world and al our Woe" FranciS
Edgar Davis il tho name of thrifty young
farmer of Santa Clara county. Last Spring,
WIEN WIEN 81 nasuss &C., aysseus i{oR ksr xintry
begins To ascend the trunks Of the trees. and
the boughs put forth their first foliage; when
tho birds begin to make tlIcif matrimonial
arrangements and build their nests prcpara-
tory u hOusckeeping-st this interesting
ta1oeO, vixen SiEdb a1sl LeAH and cvsA Wants
grow anNrOus:
when the wsntou lapwing gets him.clf another
Wk-n liveiicr irie comes upon the caangefui dove,
Wien Young mass restless fancy lightly turns to
tOOOkOtS o. Nvc
acknowledgements AND L1cENsEs
Miss Jane Elizabeth Frost. . charming
young lady Of San Jose, was the object If
tho youthful farmers devotion. She was
not quite sixteen. and might fairly be con-
sidcEcd q Ger Young tO;nssrrv yet" Pro-
Dably she would have taken this view of the
casc herself had there not been special rca.
sons urging her to yield to the im.mrtuni.
ties of her lover. But there was stepmotll-
er in tho case. Miss Frost was not happy
in her home, and the new home Offered Ier
by The stalwart young farmer seemed to her
desirable refuge from the jars and discord
Of the patcrnNl r,6E .: And SO she cDisentt,d
to become u bride. So far. 80 we'll. But
how was the difficulty al,oat procuring H.
censc to he overcome! There was the rub.
HOW THE DIFFICULT II WAS GOT OVER.
At this embarrassing crisis practical and
long headed friend suggested that, though
It would he impossible to get license from
the County Clerk. the ceremony might lie
performed outside the limits Of any county
in the State and beyond the jurisdiction Of
the State This sagaciOus counselor had
been informed. land verify believed" that
II parties wishing 10 enter into the welded
state could not procure the requisite license
they had only 10 go zone marine league"
from shore, yAescihe rite might bc perform
I'd without license and would be perfectly
good and valid. Accordingly the lovers
having secured the services OF the Rev. Mr..
Ilendrickson. Of San Jose. the bridal party
left that city on Monday afternoon. Arriv-
ing here the cnterpr;sing bridegroom sought
an interview with Captain Hughes. of the
stcamtug LOOKOUT. and made an arrangement
70 secure that energetic little puffsr md
blower for Tuesday morning. At half past
nine \. n. the party were promptly on board.
Steam was got up, and by quarter to eleven
o'clock the lyg hpd sportcd herself over the
bar into NdSwser, full two marine leagues
from the shore. line.
All things being now in readiness. oil
hands were piped 81 to splice not tho main
brace, but two fsitliful bearts that arclDund
hcnceforth to ''bcat rs one" Neptune, not
the meantime got Up rather rough sea, and
the young folks. did not look quite as jolly
~ when they started. However, they came
stoutly up p the. nNotrin>osial scratch, un.
troubled by qualms of conscience and des.
pcrately REFRESHING Ill qlalms of more vul-
gar character. Mr.. Hendrickson stationed
tic, s01ple-s and ms ab0alt to commence the
mOmcniOus ceremony, when the lockout
gave lurch that came near carrying the
whole party of their ''pins. Captain HughcS
however, caught the bride and sustained her
on one side, while the pilot took up posi-.
ton in tho rear, ready to lend hand" in
cnsc of need. ''Dfess front ~ cried the
Captain. land you parsop, INST pitch in and
make these two one flesh Is quick NJ tive
church sl0ws, for us getting rougl.sr. every
sccohd." THUS exhorted the reverend gen.
tleman buckled to his work, and in lces time
than II takes to writs this sentence tl,e fair
Jane Elizabeth was transformed into Mr..
Frances Edgar DsviAT2 TlIcn the Loskvws
gave triumphant snort, and, putting about,
SOM landed the happy pair, whosS neither
stcpmOtllers nor magistrates caa n0w nsOlest
Or make ofrn56 u .ss-p GA 'f1
n T,po Heaelsd Gin. Il
Mics Kate Field writes to the New York
Tribune from Boston: Did you ever see :
two.hcaded girl before breakfast! u Il - -.
tonisling what effect two headed girl l'as
on the appetite. visited 9pe. this morning,
feeling the necessity Il some stimulant %
bear me up under the last day Of the Jubi!