Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1869-09-02

9HINoLE HOLLER
AuGust ~ 1859


I dident rite to You last week for to
resens-fust was kinder mad to you for
putten in my letter inter the newspaper
when dident wanter have you and told
you 30 and in the secund plais I've had .
good cal Of bisnes to tend TO sens I rit
you that letter
We've had tarnal fuss bout some Ticker
that we men bort to finish our haydn with
and some ON EN- say that 1t was jest my
riten to you that maid all the fuss but
twant 80 az youle se-them darned tenn
prans men down to the villig sent up q
man to seeze our ticker They sposed
thade git the barril that I rit bout to you
bnt we gut the start on EN- on that for
weed drinkt it up-but they gut the start
of US on anuther barril that weed jest
gut and they say that they shall onfskate
it which meens thare gonter spill it rite
onter the ground-Now mister editer I
call that outrage us and CRATE loss to
the world-It is waistful and me and my
nabers don't meen ter stand it no longer
Weev had corkus and weer gonter TO
have anuther set of offisers in our town
Weer gonter have set thattle protekt q
Inano property, and not let man go rite
inter a mans hous and take a barril of
liker out and then spill it and do nobody
no good--no sir we don't meen to stand
that no longer and they have nomernated
me for won of the justises of the peas
and I've been to work ever sens to git my
trends rite on the Ticker question-If Fill
Slack had bin to hum and bin rite sober
thade had a hard job to gut it out of
his seller for heed fit EN- but onfortnitly
Fill was down to the villig atten1in q
firemans muster for hees one on EN- and I
spose he haddent gut the hang of the new
the poseshun marcht he kinder gin out, SO
they maid a fuss bout that little surkum-
STAINS and jest sent up the ofser and seed
the liker, so you see twant my riting that
maid EN- do it. Lutte Sharp SEE the seez-
your is unconstertooshunal,a and if l am
eleckted justes before the iker is split /
can declar it unconstertooshunal and ish
you habus corpus and save the lickes. l
shall do that mejeately after line lected
for l respect the rites of citizens and spe-
shally when I've an interest in the ticker.
My wife wont hav no Ticker in the house
and halter keep it at Stacks or Etens and
90 down thare and git horn when can.
Thare wives amt got SO hi noshuns as
mine, and tina hante none of your vim
minis rites kind-tha know THAR plais and
oba their husbans-they live cordin to
the preachin of the bible that sez woman
shall oba THAR husbans-you orter heerd
Lutte Sharp our lieyer who coted scripter
to my wife one day l tell ye he did it up
up kute-he told her that a woman was
as much smaller than man is az q rib il
smaller than the hull body of a man, and
he coted skripter to prove it to. He sed
he bleevd in folks Twin up ter the bible
now jest to sho you how unreasonable my
wife is she jest ordered Lutte outer the
hous bekos he ooted shripter TO her and
told her she was onsexiu herself to not
oba her husban in all things and mind her
one bisnes.
We shall try to get Lutte nomernnted
for Stats ettnrney. If we git that weer
all rite. He is like me on that-heel pro-
tect privit property-heel not motifs the
little variashun that manel make when
hes gut on "A little too much Ticker
10 Eten aez the woochux have gone
inter their holes for the winter-hes kid
fifty ate woochux one old skunk and six
six young wons and one rabet-he seq if
you put this in he wants To hav you send
him paper with it in. Jo is a good fell
Ter and 80 il his wife i don't think Of no
more muse to send you now.
Yours in haist
SOLOMON WEsTEE BROOKS