Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-27
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Slauder not others beeaRse thsY have SLAP
dered you ;bits NOT - reptile bersnss yon have
felt his bite.
An experienced Qld gentleman says that ali
that is necessary in ths enjoyment n, love Qr
saussge, is confidence. "a
There ID 4 grocer ont '#eA who is siso : ,jas.
tice Of Che peace, ana Who offers to marry gratil
all couples wha will patronize his store. 7.
!, In, Switzerland . murderer is liable for, tht
murdered maq'sr debts. Bankrnpts are said tt
travel around begging some one 10 kilt them,
N gentleman rseetdy tleA q quart Of whtltsy
in charge of bis clerk. When he saw them again
the whfskey was drunkazand so wss the clerk.
The Boston Transcript ungtaciously 'remfndl
the world Of q lady now abroad, BY saying thai
Mr.. Lincoln was 8 msrtyr long before be rai
killed. 80, -."' sf'
The woman Who is bent on marrying . mar
because be is lion, should remember that il
does not necessarily follow that ahs win become
| , lioness. II ~ ara sF ~
AfClnsinnati genius adv1rtii1s tsr al.ituatisn
saying that Work is not SO much an object al
good wages." He ought TO haye pisee on tht
police forge.
y Miss Howe, . teacher III the pnbiic schools o
Lansing, Michigan, has been found guilty Of 90
sault end battery upon . refractory pupil, apf
fined six cents. sF2'E aai - + r." ss-s7
| Southern pa per Issy Il there is a common aun,
to alrchfldre4 born in New Engigpd--antipathY
Baby raising is q lost art among the descendents
Of the Puritans Ai .sf@' 2 t-A +.
| A lady in RarnesYille, Ohio, Mrs. Clark, WHOSE
husband has been missing for twenty-thyee
years, has just discovered that be was, killed in
the Mexican var
| Two. church door beggers recently died in
Italy one worth $4,000 and the other SIS, 900.
A third js reported as having Hretired y with Q
fortune Of $1o, 900.
A boy having been told that reptile is Gan
animal that creeps," on being asked 70 name ons
an examination day, promptly and triumphant7
replied, "a baby p -. .,,,
A Charleston paper says the new Sosth Caro-
lima Constitution contains plank from MassA.
chusetts, one from Ohio, several from Vermont,
and broad beam from Africa.
A man had been found guilty Of dealing faro,
in kentucky, and fined $500. In<default of the
payment, he vas sent to the workhouse to work
out the fne at 80 cents per day. S%
A young lady Of Fulton, Iowa, who while con.
siderably heated with skating, sat down on the
ice to pnstrap her skates, died a few days since,
from the effects of her cod seat. y IL
A contemporary says, if a woman wants to get
mating and accomplished" let her elope or
otherwise make fool Of herself.
correspondent speaks of a member of Con-
gress who looks SO full of fight, that last summer,
at Narragansett, the ladies got him to 60 in
bathing first, to scare off the sharks. ..a. s.
Whenever new and startling fact Is brought
10 light in science, people first say "isds not
true" then lit is contrary to religion" and
lastly, "that everybody knew 1t BEFORE"
The New Lisbon (Ohio} Patriot grieves to learn
that some of our school girls carry toilet
glasses to school, and paint and powder when
they should be engaged in their studies."
One gentleman speaking Of another who en-
joys the singular distinction of having oqtlived
four wives, Eidow lady said boastingy, that if
he'd marry her he'd never oatlivs another wife.
A Louisville doctor laments the degeneration
of modern iqpor. When be was young, men
used to get drunk without doing any damage,
but nov they inevitably get cFagy and smash
things:
A young lady who was rebuked by her mother
for kissing her intended, justified herself by
quoting the passage. " Whatsoever ye would
that men should do unto you, do ye even so unto
them" tE.1-k 3s.i I9&
The Grand vizier is one of the inest-lookine
Turks in Copstantinople, and his only mistress,
an English woman, is pronounced handsomer,
beyond comparison, than any woman in the Sui
tan's harem. -1r
A home without girl is only half blest; it is
an orchard without blossoms and spring with
out song. A house full of SONS is like Lebanon
with its cedars, but daughters by the 6reside are
like roses in Sharon. f,f ri FF1a1
The Columbus (ohio) journal showers the FOL-
lowing compliment upon the new Indiana Sena-
tnr. 60 Gor no utu
weeks'tfail of rain, but Pratt can wash him high
and dry with one squirt"
| A correspondent of the Cincinnati Coa,,nerciol
insists that Gems. Rousseau and Albert SYDNEY
Johnston cannot be buried side BY side 50 New
Orleans. because the remains of the latter were
removed to Texas twp years ago,
| story is told Of q Partisan duchess, who,
upon coming home from ball at 3 4. ~, was
informed Of the death of her father. She said
throwing herself upon the bed, - Oh {! | am too
tired now; will weep in the morning"
lady said to her husband in Jerrold pres.
encei "My dear, you certainly want some new
trousers" "No, think not" replied the hu s.
band. swell" said Jerrold, ~ think the iady
who always wears them. ought to know"
Sammy, Sammy, ny san, don't stand there
scratching your head stir your stumps, or you
will make no prcgress In life." "'Why, father, u
AePheu tno young uppeiuli - l. We often heard you
say that the only way to get along in this wo rid
was to scratch ahead r.
wotk and wages VIII cure more evils thar
laws. The coming women will work. The saw
ing power consistsin in giving women work sut
fair compensation, and making them feel tha
they must be gatheYers and self-emancipators
rather than consumers and subjects. BIT
In Zauesville, Ohio, a man who had been mar
ted thirty yeats Nithout heirs, woke up %,
mctning snd found'a fnii.iunged newsborn infah
in bis pom sleddsning the heart, rete, Fh'
Il Columbus Journal wants to know whether th,
man's Eife was with him in this trying hour.
The Rev. Mr.. Murray, young man recently
settled over the Pafk-street Church in Boston
started his staid Pensioners the other Supda,
~ in9rtbg spSfeniu sisMaYsEtsss TIE Aa'
would also bless those middlesk {eMsles Il
the coqgfeg.tiqn whoge, y youthfpl hopes had bee,
disappoiHted." y
There is . lucky farmer in DUBUQUE, Iowa
Aofsw weeks ago, on Monday night, twnaof hi
sheep became the mothers of seven lambs on
producing three and the other four ;d6e Of hi
cows had . calf SOW had litter Of seventeen
pigs; and bis wife prssented him With tw,
teqpriag bcys.i'8 81 'siasaN 9iIi 3
i A young .hopssksspsr ia town wss applied t,