The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1869-07-06
AIWO-HEADED GIRL.

Miss Kate Fields writes to the New York Trib I'm
from Boston
Did you ever see the o-headed girl before break
fast? 1t is astonishing what effect two faded
girl has the appetite. visited this mornings
feeling the necessity Of stimulant to bear up
under the last day of the Jubilee. 1t cost me fifty
cents the pres being treated with contumely. "No
free st-do not ask it, You'll get your moneys
WORTH, said the ticket seller. If we let in all the
Peace Jubilee folks, we'd have TO take organ grind
ing for wing" mellifuous harp, such as 'once
thro' Taras Halls, may hap discoursed sweet music
at the door, gentleman much given to chewing gum
presided at the piano. while another gentleman, with
shock head, introduced Miss Nfiy the audience.
'None Ike si1ce the days of Eve,
None such perhaps will ever live,
- wonder to myself am !,
AS well to all who pass me by,
is the touching criticism Miss Milly. who is sweet
seventeen makes upon herself. 1t has often been
intimated that Eve longheaded but does it fol-
low that she two-headed, as the quatrain would
have believe! Miss Miy is colored. She appears
in calico gowns, four pairs of shoes, and twice
crowned like the appartion in Macbeth. Indeed,
she is apparition in herself; and might well sing
with the witches as s4e
Double, DOUBLE
Toll and trouble.
And she has curls Of raven hue, two sets of arms,
two sets of legs what An embarrassment of riches
and body, being joined togl ther half way
down the back. After her, the Siamese Twins
mere bagatelle. Miss My talks, sings, eats and
drinks with both mouths, both craving tor the same
thing at the time, which is somewhat expensive
to say the least Still, she live by feeding from
mouth alons. Sh, walk on two feet four
and heard her sing duet about the $ weetest rose
of COLOR in two agreeable voices Miss Miily has
no need of partner in dancing She is sufficient unto
herself, and T. B. Adrich, who, being a poet, is
ndisputabe authority, declares that Miss Millv is
twice as interesting any woman ne ever saw-in-
deed doubly attractive. lie well reduce his euthus
asm to poem in the Atlantic Monthly for July
Miss Milly is neter at loss for society, nasmuch
as she can converse with two people at once; and
when alone she INDUCES playful dialogue. Like
the quality of mercy, Miss My is twice blessed for
from the beginning, has it not been asserted that two
heads are better than one?
FAST Horses The celebrated horse,
Dexter must look to his laurels The
time made on Saturday by the American
Girl, on the Narrangansett Course
near Providence, is almost equal to
Dexter's best time. Indeed, the owner
Of the "Girl' makes no bones offering
to bet any amount of money on her
against Dexter. OF course this is out of
the question, as Mr.. Bonner would not
permit Dexter, under any circumstances
to be entered again for a publ C trot.-
There is only one thing to do, and that
is for Mr.. Bonner to secure the American
Girl. which we are inclined to believe
he will, which will give him two the fast
est troters in the world. The man who
has paper that is acknowledged to have
the largest circulation Of any paper in
the world should have the fastest horses
8 The American Girl won three straight
beats, beating Lady Thorn, second;
Goldsmith Maid. third; Lucy, fourth.
and George Palmer, fifth. Time-2:224
4 2:19,2204. Parties who were present
AID who timed the trot, say that the
best heat made by the American Girl
was inside of 2:l9 The Amrican Girl
now stands as the fastest public trotter
in the country. Dexter's best time, at
Buffalo, two or three years ago, was 2:17
under saddle-the Girls time, 2:19 was
in harness. ,s.zs s.as~4sss ..... -