Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-12-31
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

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,"TEw riyo oyaters On extrG relish, cat |
| them at somebody elsciS erpunse!'rfe.I %.
EvERwgooif act rs flower which will
beautify our tlnm hpihc 20 ~
A pRupt.Nf man forqoelh ihe. evil, and |
llnNnrcs his lie-.7in the Wasliingtono ,f1sI
| NNHAr iso trout like when II IA lying
Oh gravel patliS Like a FISH out Of |
| water. o-., y,dI
" Why is the inside of everything unin- |
teItgiblog Because we cant mako IL ont |
WHAT class ought never 60 die Of com
sumptionY Merchants With strong iron
Ghosts. .
AK linglish Bishop once said, Our
GIRLS are poorly educated, but our boys |
| will never fiud h Dut,' li7a fr'n 4
Coob, even for The season Asking a !
| lrlnnd ior The loan Of his skates, to be re |
1 turned in The spring. 6g tfis 70
/ t WHY is a man who has i,lsb carried his |
carpet bar ashore from u astuanbnnt like
I sn ownerot the Aoiiy Because he ig pos
sessdd of 1ftdtH property. ~ |""'
a DkNCiNd patty was gpttcB lgs by
1 sonie Gloucester Mass girls thu other
night, TO which they invited their gentle
men friends and then paid the bills ~ m|
A CLERGYMAN. said in recent sermon
that the path ofTecttude had been tray
eled, SO htlloa Of late years that H. was
complCtoly.run TO grass slt al a.Ien.7
Il "WHAr are you about with my micro
i scope, GeorgGt" 1--WE been shaving,
father, and want to sec If there arc any
hairs in the lather yet" .If . ssrr's.
"TMAT's pretty bird, grandma said
little boy Yes replied the old dame,
land he never cries. "rhnrs l,ccausc
he's never washed" reloncd the young
stcr
MEANS or GRACE--" Mr.. Jones, said
Mrs. j., with an air of triumph, "don't
you think marriage is means of grace ?"
I"Wcll, yes" growled Jones, al suppose
anything is means Of grace that breaks
down pride and leads 20 repentance"
LlFE Assurance Companies not only
; undertake the equalization of life, but
also the return of the sums invested with
compound interest They are capitalists,
constantly looking out for long invest
ments, and'wcll organized TO deal profit
. ably In securitics--DR. FhRR.. The
= Washington ia ono of them. 4v
d HYMN book lately published by the
n Spirhualists makes TN attempt To combine
/ an index of authors and an index Of first
d lines, occasionally abbreyiaing tho latter
II To save space, with some very curious re-
Y suits. Rclcrenccs are given To hal ,..d
70 DO no wound thg heart that l0ycs Htptl Sgith!
Y "Oh, love the sparkling MS Cora HdHtis,'
y ave come, wc come RON i6ds3o niue. "'
p AN editor says "At our barber's yes
y terday morning there was an old char
u with n head Rs smooth ms ~ billiard bali
l. I say now, George, snarled he, part my
: hair evenly Srhere isn't much left "a
y part, said the verbose George. 'YOu have
= always said that, aud yet you have fin.
y ished by parting ii somehow, and guess
! you can now., mo use TO try, sir, hut Bll
7 tvll You what Ell 10; I'll make line with
I piece of red chalk" r.i-ui q
Il. GULTY- oa'ffi ., ..H'. D. a"
u IL loving Mbe4a trtmb, dcat maid I. '''
nnem W INV lnust ~, gmny NIX, nv,sa ,,,e t,
. . 'ti ; No counsel nhGll ndod ! ~ 10 srIa
! The charges cover mauy yoars huaH .41.
n 7cI enmrnt ~tS o, af Sbdm snroncnt a
y ~ And don't Intend to tffy, ~ '' ti''H 7a
y nn, oriu,,n.i. . ., .,,.,,,
" ~. Era spnicnee ON them's nasssd'
~ Allowed to make little speech, e.
= ,Mg IhMSngn y may 90 theif lax ,.,sg,t d.
y 1Th,n,vh h@ht my cr,mc pu,g n,nS nv bS vV'""
Y My sentence is for hio--and that
- parsis love with lheel,A '.a.
A STORY is told or a Scotch dog which
y whenever penny was given him, used To
I, go At once to a baker with lhe coin In his
J. mouth, when, on dropping 1t, the baker
would give him penny roll On ono ocr
: casiop the baker cheated him, taking his
= penny hut only giving him hallipenny
y roh Anu lheh the cog went ana letchcd
y polcemanI Another case ot canine in
stinct may DC gwen lady in London
hau laVorlte pooule, whlch carried hel
ietters from posthah loa couch IN tht
T., Huy parior' .on one occasion The lady
" to her astonsllnehI observed the iavorit'
! uog putting the only lelterit carried int,
4 thG nfc, instead oi putting u on the couch
I, Aiayycu, sue rushed iorwaru ana rescued
= the lclter aHhough nearly hall burned
4 ana, 10 anu nehpiu' IL was dog TAX sched
- uie' e.fg# 1. a...a 40. sit
= AN individual who wished Chief Buror
l. Pollock, of tho Bntish Court Of EN
&c ,' chequor, TO resign his seat on the bench
y ldmpd To him that such step NIGH
~ greatly prolong his valued life, The oil,
~ Judge arose and said, with great gravity
90 "Wlll yau dancu with me y Tho gues
sd stood aghast as the Lord Chlot Baron
,eI who prided himself particularly upon hi
y, ~ legs, began to oaper about with youthful
- vivaci;y, Seeing his visitor standing sur
pn priscd, lie capercd up TO him and said
~ ~ ''MqlL II you won't dance with me, vii
: you box with me- and with that h
=, squared up to him, anil, bali in ,iest, hal
'. q III StInebk, lnllty liENc p him out Oi th
o. room Theold Chief Baron had no NOR
mn VISITORS anNiousy lnqulring alter hi
nm lnE Birmingham tEngland) lost give
m. some curious hgures, showing that III
ra worse people are clothed the moro the
drink or, II may be, that tho more the
at drink the worse they are clothed, |
nv 1861, the home consumption of cotton I