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no WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.

Notice y hereby given thft application Nl he AIDE
10 tho Legislature o. NcrHunt Al their nett ksssau To
separate The towns Of Ladow. Cavendsh Wentbera
Geld, Weston, Andayer Chester, Baltimore and spfinw
Held nom Windsor County Londonderry. WtndhAnt
drnitnt, Rockingham, and Athens from Wiudham
County, and landgroye from Huntington County, aud
unite them IN a new County
August 20. 1859 4-gWI4
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wonAss Bmue While the men have their
Keepers Mowers H5He-Elhgs, ThmshiugMa-
chimes, te. every woman has just claim to bo
provided Sith such lablr-savug implements Of
household use a. the Universal Clothes Wringer
and D8ty Washing Machine.
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In Bankruptcy.

INV n Y UF ' FHMONft ~
AZ Rutland, the l3lh day Of AnKuat, A. u fS61
Tho unaefagnod Hereby gives notice ~ HIS ap.
polnlmeht ~ assiignee 81 John H. Martin, ~
Bennington ia thu County Of bennington and
state Of Vermont, within said District, Who has
been adludgod Bankrupt upon his own petition
by the Dietfiot Court ~ iMid District
]. EpGEkrON Assignee
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Notice ia Bankruptcy.

TINS y re- DIVE NoTicE That 90 the 3ist dav
OF December A. y. 1863, Warrant III Bankrupt
cy was issued against lie Estate 81 ileynnlds
Carpenter Andrew Carpenter Of ppwnal ia
the Comfy Of bennington aud state ~ NsrtAont,
who hayc been aIJudgcd Bankrpts on bheir own
Petition That the Payment If my Debts nnd
rnpts, 70 them, or fur thor use and the TsaIts.
fer 81 any Property by them, are forbidden by
Law Tint a Meeting Of the Crsditots Of said
Bahhlupts, 10 provo their depts, and TO choose
one q more Asagnoes a thor Estate win bo
held at Court ~ bankruptcy, 70 be holden al
the United Stat0s Court lioons ia Hutland IN
the County " Rutland and State 81 Vermont be-
fore a. ! Lyman, Register, on the ath day q
September, A, y. 1865, NJ II O'Clock N
2wli n. Is. FLANAGAN,
Deputy United States Marahai, ar Messenger
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A fPLtCATlON Will BE- made 10 the Lsgislatqrs "a
~ ihe ntasf o. Vermont az the nsxt snssos thefsSf
for charter inf Aslr0sd rauAtg from The 81 Hse
" The sthts u the t8wB ~ Bennington ~ shafsbdfy
- 10 iasl iaht u sald snninrtin aud, also. re
ehsfisr ~ Railroad from Behnlngton 10 tie sOHth
las ~ said state
Bennington Aagp,t ID. Iseg-apI4
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Notice Ia Bankrnptcy.

IHIs ~ ~ anE NJrIGr That on tho 10Th day
was ISSUED against the Estate II Way Egalas-
tom Of Manchester, Ia ne Clunty If Bennington
and stato nf vermont, who have beou aaNd4ed
Hanluups on the Petition "a their Creditors shat
the payment ~ any Debts and pclteoy u any
Property belonging 70 such BaHtTa9ts 10 them,
o. iui thcir use, ali Tie Itana!cl u aHy Proper.
" hy them, are forbidden hg Law, that a Meet
INK u 900 Creditors If enid Bahkrupts u prove
Their drbts. aud to choose one o more Assignees
Of their Estate, VII ba hchi alta Court IT Bank.
ruptcY 10 b. holden a. tie Office X 4, Miser.
" haDehesterin tle County ~ Bennington and
State Of vermont bofpre A Y. Lyman Register,
on thg iith day Of september, A. u, 1853, at IL
O'Clock, n.
2ati n. y. FLANAGAN,
Deputy United States Marshal. ~ Messenger.
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h&sd. bii's delivered "a 8ssifed
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NOTICE.

4 PPffcATiOE viii b. made II The next ssss,on d
- lbs L*gislatnfe No chaFtrr feF EsHsosa fresn
wesi hne - ths state % Yermsuf ~ ,At Comfy ~
hehpiazi1n. through bsnalagfnR aad Fusna n be
fgath liHr u tAe statc At tcsaid
l. Lyons.
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A PFLtCA1foN all be nade a flas hest sestton or
n ne irgissluie Of ths stats u Vermont fJf char
teF ~ hniifua1 c9gpss ht4na the inH
~ tbr t9wn ~ y fsst, tbeher rasHiaY ihrssgl ne
81 inhsli Fefa sid LsHa grows, re l84hty
n bennington aad ihs l9gl X LlndsMaarrs 80 a2.
nsiea il he comfy ~ wihdhal coHas,t uith ihs
Nest hiFsf EsilIoaa.
sais ar GRAHAM
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Commisslonor s NofIce
slLAs KAArP.

I'VE, the spbcribers being appointed BY the Non she
W Probate COuft for the itslIfat 81 Manchester 10
raeeiye, examine and adjust Tbs claims and demands of
uil pcrtgus against ne Estate ~
blLAs KNAPP.
late of Arlington "a sala District deeeased and ayso
a elaine And ienabds exhibited II offset hsrtto and
slx mouth. fram ut sti day 9f August 1862 beng Il
lowe BY said Court Tor that pafpose We d. hefefgrs
hereby give notice that wl attend u tho business
Of our appointment al hArstis I'm Ia sad Arlington
% The ism day Of February sIp from one unul onF
O'Clock NJ, on said day
1869 -
HKNRY s. HARD,
10 JAMES X HATCuEIDER 1'-m
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Posters, Pampllsts, Ff0graHisacs nanabHis Cat.
esiss. Law b.anAs, haifose Pdat.ag. Esssisbss.
Lstter Heads hla HEAD. Blus n Pare ssstemsal. u
Assgsat DiErss.oa tats.s sad sslfylag r.g,. Best
aess Wsaairs sad AAasvss csfds. sotss. ch~,1s sn1
prsfts cataleEsas ssho4. sna Tgpa Reports. a. Ae
srseated an sspesof styis
steea' s,teaHaa slssa graasE i Cs.sr,. gia,s
aas Easuae
Asssassssl, Az - 20 ls4
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DORSET. VT LAW PAREis rGogEIEfVE.
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tsa FWMNs As tHN1 WAAE NEEsskE HHN
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X o r S A l. l. .
400 600 sPRUcEs SHINGLES for

sale at low figures at Depot in Manchester. Inquire
OF c D. Munson, at the Depot or OF the subscribers,
j. J. d L. D. HAPGooD.
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rNiHNN Tho gsqals.ts fHsa pas 3 # suiss' 80
iatste.s y in sagh# tas fas amss + ne Aisa *
spaaK VIA gaEss sJba 0lea & ps4is reuna % ne
Peer s,at9ak. uara ss4 usstatoss saliiaa futfasss
ttessiaar. uaasrtts tto, RI ,etkt sep 1fass Tstts
fise o. Sc sad esrrys ere aut raai tres IS resift
= Price b h Haseasos g.. R,saia.. oan
tftgs NasN
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fss.

ne sabbath schaol children u Bond,llla are
20 io!l peni ta.m8u5v
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HOUSE PksTIAC lAO callalne
EIIAg GREEN

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itFu, August 10, lNeH'-einb
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EOR SALE OR TO RENT.

The Store adjoining the IIotciat Arlington, VI. Now
occupied by A. j. Fleming aud also the stock Of goods
now in Store, which must and will be closed out wAh-
in The next 80 days For particu ars inquire on The
premises, or Of NJ II Deming, East arlington, VI,
August 2, Is6g-4wl9
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05
FROM SACRAMENTO.

SACRAMENTO, November 6.-Butchsrs and
proprietors of meat markets advertise their
intention to close hereafter on Sundays.
Real estate agents give notice that hence
forward they will not receive silver in pay
ment Of rents in sums Of more than ten dol
lars.
J.B. d. Jernott and F. J. Hart have been
commissioned Notaries Public in Colusa
County.
Several members Of the California Pioneer
excursion party have returned singly and oy
couples. Three came homo to-day and re-
port that the majority Of those yet absent
will arrive on Saturday.
The public mind is becoming agitatcd con.
corning the railroad dispute. All hope that
when the law requires obedience from either
or both contestants, It be instantly shown.
Seven piers will be required to support the
new bridge, five being in the water and two
on tho banks. Work on the fourth water
pier will probably be completed to-day. The
fifth pier toward the Yolo side requires to be
placed where the water is SO shallow that q
new pile driver will require to be constructed
especially for it. Meanwhile the bridge
builders propose driving piles for the Sacra-
mento shore pier. To prepare the site 1t
will be necessary to remove two buildings
claimed by the Central Pacific Company ;
also taking a short length Of track recently
laid on ground awarded to the California
Central Railroad. Matters will probably be
materially affected by such a step, and cause
further legal arguments and judicial DEGREES.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05

"No, I THANK You."-At the 10.
called spiritual sitting in Hartford,
recently, there vas present q woman
who mourned the loss Of her eonsort,
and, a. the manifestations began to
appear, the spirit of the departed Ben.
edict entered upon the scene. OF course
the widow was now eager to engage 10
conversation with the absent one,a and
the following dialogue ensued: Widow
care you in the spirit worldT The
lamented I'd am" Widow" How
long have you been there 2" The la
msnted-"O, some time" Widow
"Don't you want to come back aud be
with your lonely wife The lsmsnted
-"Not if l know myself. It's hot
enough around here"
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05


THE DUSDERBERG. - DR.. Munckton
and Senator Nys started from Carson
day before yesterday for Castle Peak,
where Muncktou's new mine is located.
Castle Peak is situated southeast Of
Pine Grove and Washington Districts,
in Esmeralda County. Parties from
Castle Peak say they have run seven
feet into the Duuderberg ledge, and fud
the rock uniform and rich in gold and
silver. The ledge is twenty feet wide
on the surface, and they know not how
wide it is in the tunnel, go feet deep,
where they are at work. They have
full confidence that they have q rich
and valuable mine.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05
LUNATICs LOVE SONG.

The following love song was written by an
inmate Of the Lunatic Asylum, at Utica,
New York:
Gayly the tiger cat tuned his guitar.
Serenading the maybe with feathers and tar;
Sweetly he sncezcd at her, sourly he sighed ;
"Lady-bird, lady-bird, wilt be my bride !"
She for the elephant sadly had pinned,
Ate but an *, and then vowed she hadn't
dincd;
Carried up q photograph close to her heart,
Wrapped up in Holsters, bank notes and
plum tart;
At midnight the rivals met in the wealc,
And found by the light Of the ~Crasshoppcr's
tail,
The elephant stood on his head to take breath.
And the tiger cat costly Rugged him to death.
And then like q cabbage-stalk boldly he
wrote:
"Comc love and tread on the tail Of my coat;
See thy crocodile a whistling for thee"
He groaned-gave a gurgle-a cold corpse
was he.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05

TIE revised Constitution Of New York,
which was lately submitted to the voters
Of that State at tho election, it is
asserted, restores to a great extent the
power which was vested In the Governor
under the Constitution Of 1923, which
was in force for twenty-four years, that
is, until ls47. Previous to 1928 there
existed a Council Of Revision, composed
of the Chancellor, the Judges Of the SUI
preme Court and the Governor, which
body held a veto power over the acts Of
the Legislature, and virtually vested
the control Of legislation in the hands
of the Governor. There also existed q
Council Of Appointment, composed Of
the Governor and four Senators, which
was a cumbrous machine, the source of
nil the patronage Of the State Offices.
The Constitution Of 1923 abolished the
two Councils, and placed the veto
power solely in the hands Of the Gov
ernor, and vested the power Of appoint
msnt in the Governor, subject to the ap-
prevail of the Senate and in the two
houses Of the Legislature. The New
York Constitution Of ls47 changed this
condition Of affairs, removed nearly
every appointment to Office from the
Governor, reduced the term of Office of
the Senators, and, it is asserted, caused
the Legislature to become either the
prey or the ally Of a corrupt lobby. 1t
appears to be generally believed in New
York that the Constitution Of ls47, at
present in force, has proved to be a
iai'urc in reference to the proper filling
oil public Offices, and that the powers of
appointment, now scattered over the
State, should be placed in responsible
hands. The Constitution of 1869, res
torres to the Governor, and to the
Governor and Senate, a portion Of
tho authority possessed by them
in early times, and eularges the term Of
the Senators from two to four years.
one half of that body retiring every two
years.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05

"a WELL-sPRISa OF PLEAsURE."-
The Inland Empire, Of Wednesday, pub
fishes the following pretty little o n
gratulstory notice of a late I" episode"
in tho family Of our friend Daggett, Of
the Enterprise:
We congratulate Mr.. and Mrs. r. NJ. Dag
ge,t, OF Virginia City, upon the blooming in
their home Of a little olive branch. May it
be a boon Of mercy. and a link Of love be-
tween them. May the little child grow up
blessed with the vigorous health, and en-.
dowed with the versatile mind Of the father;
but may all the Saints join their influence to
bestow a blessing on the babe, and to cause
it to inherit enough Of the virtue and grace
of the mother to smoothe away the sharp
angles which might be transmitted from the
fathers character.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05
NEW TO-DAY.
FIAT JUsTITIA RUAT CGLUM!
PEOPLES TRIBUNE MEETING.

AT-A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE
"A Peoples Tribune Association, held this
~ day OF November, It was Resolved,
That the publisher be instructed TO call q
SUNDAY MEETING OF THE PEOPLE, In
accordance with tho Bylaws;
That he cause provision to be made for suita-
bio exercises, looking to the advancement OF the
objects OF this Association.
a04, Secretary.
In accordance with the above notice, I hereby
respectfully invite such Of the people Of Storey
County as feel FREQ to assemble on Sunday, to
meet at Piper's Opera House, Sunday afternoon,
o'clock.
Tho meeting viii be called to order at 8 o'clock
precisely, irrespective of weather.
To preserve order, G~RATUITOUS tickets Of
admission may be obtained at Morrill's Drug
Store. No more tickets will be issued than
there are accommodations for people In the
house.
The acceptance OF q ticket implies certain
pledges which will be found on the back Of tho
cards themselves.
To afford Ladies an opportunity to be present,
till Saturday afternoon Reserved Seats In the
Dress Circle will be sold at % cents each. No
seats will be reserved In any other part OF the
house. No ono will DO able to obtain q reserved
scat who has not previously procured q ticket
Of admission.
Reserved seats not claimed five minutes DO.
fore tho time announced for opening the meet
ing will then be free to ladies' and their escorts
who may have no tickets.
Besides other exercises, there will then be
delivered o brief
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-11-05

RACING Stock M THEIR Trainers
Mart Reese has kindly furnished US with
the following list Of horses now training
for the Jockey Club Races, which are to
take place here on the 18th and 10th
inst: "Galliuipper," Jim Gatewood,
trainer and owner; "Ramrod," James
Holland trainer, Theo. Winters owner 4;
"Topsy," Jerome Thorington, trainer /;
"Coal Oil Tommy" Billy Appleby
trainer, Jack Conner owner; "Flying
Dutchman," John Harmon trainer ;
Frenchman," Thomas Dorrel trainer.
Some Of these are fine horses aud very
speedy for their distances. We learn
that in addition to these runners, that
" Alex Barnes" and "Le1" are expected
to arrive here to-day to 60 into training
for the races. Most of these horses be-
ing thoroughbred, it is q fine sight to
see them at the race course at sunrise,
exercising. If the weather proves good
We shall have some capital races.LCar-
son Appeal of this morning.
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A BAD arriyal-A Teller cum to see our
gal.
ANEW "Caster" for target accompanies
Castor oil.
SOMETHING Andy Johnson couldn't
see-Tennessee.
ALcoHoL-The hall that leads into
the devils kitchen.
BALLS for Browns young men to
notice-The Three Balls.
HAVEN'T been fshing-The Peruvian
and Mexican ministers.
A TREE with many branches and many
green leaves-Poetry.
AN emphatic suceess-The Fat Mans
Club. May their ia, never get into the
FIRE.
Why is the Republic like a cooked
lobster? Because it is palatable to the
taste and universally read.
PRINTER's ink may be black, but it
sheds more light than any other lumi-
nary however bright.
TwEEDLE dee-A deplorablo d~screas-
ing Of ones friends = total destruction
of ones bank account, and ones
disease.
A HIGHLY colored Imagination
Miscegenation. N. B. This joke 10 a
little far fetched, having come all the
way from Africa.
Why were Adam and Eve the
o~riginators of sugar planting2 Because
they raised tue first Cain.
al DON'T want mother to marry
again." said a little boy one day at
breakfast. "Why not" WAS asked
with some surprise. ~"Becauss," said
he, lost one father, and l don't want
the trouble Of getting acquainted with
another"
VIZ know a young man who is 30
lazy that he will not even labor under
IN impression.
P%UMPRRSIKLE rays that a woman's
heart is the most sweetest thing in tho
world in fact a perfect honny comb
full Of sells. Bee.ware!"
CHAINS, where do you live 2" "Acrost
dc river mid de tunpikes by the school
as you 60 up mid der right hand on
der odder side"
We have it on the best authority
that the ancient %patriarchs wore their
hair and boards so long that they
starved the BARRIERS.
AN incorrigible loafer being taken to
account for his ~laziness, replied: 81
tell you, gentlemen, You are mistaken.
| have not a lazy bone in my body
but the fact is l was born tired"
UPON the reading Of tho Declaration of
Independence at Ypsilsnti, Michigan,
by a citizen of that place, a gentleman
from the rural districts made this COM
ment: "0h, be reads it well enough (;
but darned if I believe he wrote it.n
ApoLoGETIc.
I'd offer thee this hand Of mine,
II thou but hadst the dimes,
But purses short and slim as thine
Won't do for these hard times.
I leave thee in thy wretchedness,
As one too poor to mate,
For love, you know, can only bless
When based on real estate.
A LADY, whose husband had not en-
ioyed a continuous flow of felicity dur
ing life, Was asked one night if she
would like u communication from his
spirit. III believe not" she said. ar
he's got no more spirit in the other
world than in this it's not worth bother
ing about"
AMIABLE mother: "Here, Tommy, is
some nice castor oil, with orange peel 10
H." Doctor" Now remember, don't
give it all to Tommy !; leave some for
Tommy, (who has been there be-
ORE Doctors a nice man, ma; give it
all to doctor"