Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-11-05
MISCELLANEOus ITEMS.

LAwYERs insure their lives in the Wash.
ington of New York.
OLD CuRMUDGEoN says his wife Is
help me cat instead Of n hclp.mcet.
MANN for the lazy. No farmer can
plow a field by turning Il over in his
mind.
EUROPE reports n poor hop crop this
season, owing to unfavOrable weather and
insect raids.
"Grandpn, did you know that the United
States has been in the habit Of encour
aging and acknowledging tories 2" "What
kind of toriesY" Territories
THE New Haven LeUer sounds this note
OF warning: Beware, young man The
pearl powder now used by her is poison |
One touch of those eager lips TO that
onameled check may result in death most
horrible Bewarrrre."
FULFILLING THE LAW
Let each one strive with all his might
To be decent man,
And love his brother as himself
Upon the golden plan
Aud II his neighbor chance to he
pretty femnle woman,
Why, love her NIL the more you see
That's only acting human.
SOME people don't believe in advertis-
ing, because they say "nobody reads the
papers" But lot them get into scrape
and you will find them running around
to the newspaper offices with the request,
Please don't mention that little affair
it's mistake; don't want my name pub
lished all over the country"
A MINISTER was walking out one day,
and passed two little boys one of whom.
made n bow. AS he turned his back he
heard the following amusing conversation
| "Why, John, didn't you know that was
Parson VI -" "Yes, of course l did. >
"Well, why did you not make bow &c
himY Why, my mother doH't belong
to his church."
ltT. REV BIsHoP POTTER, or PENN
sYLVANIA--llIs OPINION" Life Assur.
ancc may be employed advantageously
for the benefit of families and individual.
| OF ALL CLASSES OF SOCIETY, as well fol
those in allluence ms for those in moderate
circumstances All may, by the exertior
of little forcthought and small outlay
protect their families from want. Insure
in the Washington Life.
JlNKs explains the Specification of nint
weddings:
wooden wedding Marrying bockhcad.
| crystal wedding Marrying glass eye
| tin wedding Marrying a milknind
| a pApcr wedding Marrying an editor.
1 silver Wedding Marrying I'M old maid of sixty
| An irsu wedding Marrying u blacksmith
| plain wedding Marrying n carpenter.
bnae wedding Marrying mn mpudcnt man.
A LuNATIC's LOVE SoNG. The follow
| ing song was written by an inmate of Tho
L,matic Asylum at Utica, ~ Y;
Gayly the tiger eat tuned his guitar, 4Ifr
| Servnading the magpir with feathers and tar;
! Swectly he snec1cd al her sourly he sighed;
Lady bird, lady bind, wilt be my bride"
| She for the elephant tadly had pinned,
| Atn but an OK, and then vowed sha hadn't dined
| Carried up photograph close TO her heart,
| Wrapped mp IN lohsprs, bank notes aud plum tnrt
| AZ midnight the rivals mot In the whale,
And fought by tho light of the grasshopper's tail,
| The elephant stood On hiu trunk to take breath,
| Aud the tiger cat costly hugred him to dcatM
Aud then like a cabhagc.stak boldly he wrote;
Come love, and tread on tlr tail OF my coat
See thy own crocodile n whistlinE iOr thee"
lie groancd gave gurgle a cold corpse was he
TuE following are few of the man,
4. singuhrly directed letters which pas
through the New York post office, ant
which betray ignorance and culpable care
lcssncss; mister Makarti, care of AIiste
Muldoon, l0rninst the Protestant Church
Now York "Miss Marian Elish Plunket
Pigun hill postotlis neer the river Arkan
sar." "lames Prince, Esq, California.
Henry G, Everzcr, treasurer of the Ex
celsior baseball club, Illinois" an. Gull
laumo Fave, Rue dc Fremont, Vile d
Cassillanas, dies Etals Unls, Nord Ameri
que" "Bill Clements, at Cross roads
Burhon kounti, kmtuky." Iieinricl
Won Schappen sitmil srpenSil." Secre
tary ofthe Insurance Company, Philadcl
phia.' To the Hon Rev. Mr.. Nasty
care of Mr.. Bascom, at the Corners, Ken
mcky.' "Oharles Kannerschmidtz "a
the boarding house ON Carroll st., Rich
n mond.n Mikul Kelly, hodsman, Sinsinti,
Mr. Edgar Smith (no city or Stat
givene To the member OF Congress
from Ohio,'