The Montana post., 1869-04-09
uOUSE.
All shorts.

Siamese Twins are hard up.
Carlotta writes daily to Macmillan.
Mrs Lincoln's pension project is dead.
Itis easier to blame than to do better.
The father of vice-Indolence.
A mares nest-a stable.
Our best. ways-railways.
st. Paul has burned II hotels.
A big Iniun-ingenuity.
Slight of hand-Declining a matrimo-
nial offer.
The Lindell Hotel at ST. Louis, is to
be rebuilt.
Kentucky has hen that has laid a
three-cornered egg.
New York is reported to be annually
visited by 100000 sailors.
Velocipedes are sold IN Rome tor for>
ty-five francs-nine dollars.
Hamilton Fish is grandson of Alex
ander Hamilton.
Wild horses sell for two cents head
in New South Wales. Go for them
Travis.
The New York Tribune doesn't like
Nasby.
Yale College has a skating club called
the Pick Quick
The marriage of Edwin Booth and
Miss McNicker is announced.
1t cost $1,000 to bury New York
gentleman who died recently.
The office of Collector of the port o
New York is worth $27. 900 year.
a Buffalo man offers to go over Nj
agara Falls in a boat for 100000.
Quid Nunc says Lincoln was a joker,
Johnson a soaker and Grant a smoker.
CourtshIp is bliss, but matrimony Is
blister.
Akron, o., calls itself the Cement City.
1t costs seventy>five cents to get mar
ried in Texas.
In Cincinnati hair oil Is made from
dogs.
The London Times is to be made
two penny paper.
1t is said that every Spaniard in the
town of MaiOra, Cuba. has been killed.
Night lays her finger on the lip of
care, and men complain no more.
Upon the Suez Canal S,213 work men
are engaged.
Wigfall, once of Texas.is described AS
"a sort of guerrilla lawyer in England"
Show may easily be purchased; but
happiness is u homemade article.
The population of London in the midi
die of 1868, was 3, 126 ,G35.
How should the limbs of the la w be
clothed? In breeches of promise.-JUdy.
Opportunities, like eggs, must be
hatched when they are fresh.
Lake Michigan is larger than the
whole of England.
By chemical process, knife handles
and fine tooth combs are made from po-
tato pulp.
Thos. y. Hendricks, retired United
States Senator, is stumping for the De-
mocracy in Grant Co, Ind
British soldiers henceforth, are privi-
legged to grow beards-if they can.
Heretofore they have been forbidden.
Hon. John Primble, of Nashville, Ten
nessee, has taken TO wife Congressman
Arrel's sister.
The knights of st. Crispin. the secret
society of Shoemakers, are said to nuns
ber 900 in the United States.
The Sth of April is appointed as Fast
Day in both Massachusetts, and Ner>
mont.
a Florida paper apologies for shorts
comings with the frank explanation:
The publisher is of on a bum
Hereafter the Egyptian Viceroy's la
dies are To walk the streets il they
choose.
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher gets 5000
year for editing the new magazine
NOthcr Gt Home.
Never cross bridge before you come
20 it, this will save half the troubles OF
life.
Equality means" says French wri-
ter. "a desire To be equal TO your supe-
riOrs and superior 20 your equals"
Hon. Thomas Beer is suggested for
Democratic candidate for Governor of
Ohio. All good Democrats will go for
beer
ghe Philadelphia Directory tor 1869.
contains over 1GS 600 names, from which
basis local paper foots up a total popu-
Iation of 924 600 Tor the Quaker City.
An obituary in a Boston journal says
the deceased was the father 1107 chill
dren. 30 grandchildren. and of great-
grandchildren and that his wife lived
together Gf years"
Prince Salm-SAlm. formerly Colonel
OF an American regiment, and after
wards la Maximilian's service, has been
appointed Adjutant of Prince Frederick
Charles of Prussia. fi
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