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The ''Cotton Plant"
STANDS UNEQUALLED.
ASHER PALMER, Columbia, s. c.,
Sole A nent for one half the State of S. C..
Schedule On Blue Ridge r. r.

on and after Saturday, the fifth instant,
the Trains on this Road will run every day,
Sundays excepted. connecting with the
Greenvile and Columbia Railroad at An
derSon
Up TRAIS-Leave Anderson $50 o'clock
NJ. leave Pendleton $40 p. m.
Down TRAiN-Leave Walhalla, 4 o'clock
a. m. leave Pendleton, $40 a. m.
Up TRA1N-Arrive at Pcndleton, & 90
D. m. arrive at Walhalla, s o'cloci -. r..
Down TRAIN.-Arrive at Anders"E. S.
a. NJ.
Waiting one hour after usual .ia4e e.:
arrival of the G. & c. train.
An accommodation train will Itave Al
derson on Mondays and Fridays
UP TRA1N-Leave Anderson at $50 a.
m leave Pend|eton, 500; leave Perry
vile, 9l0. arrive at Walhalla, 10.
Down TRAIN.-Arrive at Anderson, $50
p. m. leave Walhalla, II a. ni:; leave
Pendleton p. m.
W. H. D. GAILLARD,
June 90 Superintendent.
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"a 4 great many valuable letters
and other writings are in. pencil.
The following simple process will
makelead-pencil writing or draw
ing as indelible as if done with
ink ss lay the writingin a shall
lo8 dishand pour skinned milk
upoa il. Any spots not wet at
first may have the milk placed up,
ON them lightly with a feather,
take it up aaL let the milk drain
off wipe off with the feather the
drops which collect on the lower
edge. Dry it carefully, and it will
be found perfectly lndelible. 1t
cannot he removed even with lndi
rubber. Ez3.s<E~ <;
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ASEvERE HIT.-A contemporary
relates that a lady who advocated
dancing said to an aged minister
ofs,nother denomination: "WelI.
Mr.. A., with all your oo-
ieetions~ to dancing, you will be
obliged to- admit that it is not
half so bad as to be in another
room, at an evening party, drink
ing or playing cards, or perhaps
slandering ones neighbors:" Mr..
N N : - :: replied: II candidly con
fsss, Us you say, that it is not
half as bad as either ofthese, and
1.-THE members Of your church are
obliged to drink, gamble, slander
their ncighbors, or dance, | say oy
all means, danee-or, which is
better, stay at home. AS for our
church, we are not obliged to do
either
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LIFE IN A PILL BOX.
x.RAoRDINAKY EFFECTS FROM
MAGGIEL'S LLIOUs PILLS.
ONE PILL IN A DOSE.
ONE PILL IN A DOSE.
ONE PILL IN A DOSE.

WHAT one hundred letters q day say
w from patients all over the inhabitable
globe.
"Dr, Magsiel, your Pill has rid me Of all
billiousness."
NO more noxious doses for me in five or
ten Pills taken at one time. One Of your
Pills cured me-"
Thanks. Doctor. My headache has left
me. Send another box to keep in the
house"
"After suffering torture from the bilious
cholic, two of your Pills cured me, and l
have no return of the maladv.'
Our doctors treated me for Chronic Con-
situation, as they called it, and at last said
was incurable. Your Maegiel's cured
me-"
II had no appetite; Maggiels Pills gave
me hearty one."
s'Your Pills are marvellous"
"! send for another box, and keep them in
the house"
"Dr. Masgiel has cured my headache
that was chronic"
II gave half one of your Pills to my tabe
for cholera morbus. The dear young thing
got we'll in day.
INV nausea Of morning is now cured"
pi..Your Box of Maggiers Pills cured me Of
noises in the head. rubbed some Salve
behind my ears and the noise left me-"
"Send me two boxes-I want one for q
poor family"
Il enclose dollar-your price is twenty
five cents, but the medicine to me is worth
dollar"
"Send me five boxes of your Pills"
"Let me have three boxes Of your Salve
and Pills, by return mail.'
For all diseases Of the Kidneys, Re-
tention Of Urine, &c.,
Maggiel's Fills
Are a perfect cure One will satisfy any one.
For female diseases, Nervous Prostration.
weakness, General Lassitude and Want Of
Appetite Maggiel's Pills will be found an
effectual remedy.
MAGGIEL'S PILLS and SALVE
Are most universal in their effects, and a
cure can be almost guaranteed.
Each Boz contains taDelUe Pills
one Pill in a Dose.,-
Address all orders to
JOHN F. HENRY,
Successor to DEMAs, BARNES s. Co..
College Place, New York.
C. T. HERBERT g. CO..
Proprietors of the
MAGGIELS PILLS And SALTE.
70. Box, 5272.
June l6 23.tf:
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A eolored firm having suffered
some pccuniary embarrassments
closed business, and the senior
member gave to the public the
following note:
:De disholution Of co-parsips
heretofore RESTING twixt me and
Moses Jones in de barber pro-
Fessua, am heretofore resolved.
Pussuns who oes must pay de
seriber. Z Dem what de- firm oes
must call on Jores, as de firm is
insolvcd.'
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no g0NsW MgAHVNss

TaE Advertiser. having been restored to
health in few weeks, by very sim.
pie remedy, after having suffered several
years with severe lung affection, and that
dread disease, Consumption-iS anxious to
make known to his fellow sufferers, the
means Of cure.
To all who desire it, he will send copy
of the prescription used (free of charse),
with the directions for preparing and using
the same, which they will find sure cure
for Consumption, Asthma, Bronchitis etc
The object of the Advertiser in sending the
Prescr. pt;on is to benefit the afflicted, and
spread Information which he coDceives 10 be
invaluable; and he hopes every sufferer will
try his remedy, as it will cost them nothing.
and may prove blessing.
Parties wishing the Prescription, will
please address
REV. EDWARD A. WILSON.
Williamsburg, Kings Co., Ny.
June 2 81 1y.
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Shaving, Champooing, &c.

Louis Butler, barber, hair dresser, &C.. re-
spectsully begs leave to inform the Ladies
and Gentlemen ofNewberry, that he is sup
piled with all necessary appliances TO prac-
tiee the Art Tonsorial satisfactorily to all.
Ladies wishing their hair champooed, &c,
viii be waited npon at their homes. He
announces TO the gentlemen that he has
fued up shower bath and plunge bath.
Shop rear of Newberry Hotel.
June 8 22
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J. N. ROBSON,
Commission Merchant
Ms. | & 2, Atlantic Wharf,
CHARLESTON, s. C.

Having ample means for advances, bus
mess experience of twenty years, and con-
Gning himself strictly to Commission
Business, without operating on his own ac-
count, respectfully solieits consignments Of
Cotton, Flour, Wheat, Corn, &c.
Shippers of Produce to him may, at their
option, have their conSignmentS sod either
in Charleston or New York thus having
the advantage of two markets, without en-
ira commission.
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I'm the District Court of the

UNITED STATES, for South Carolina.
July term In the matter Of Thomas Whit
miro, of Newberry County-Bankrupt. Pc
zion for full and final discharge in Bank
ruptcy.
Ordered that hearing be had on the
10th day of August, A. D. 1869, at Fcder.
al,Couse House, in Creenville, S. c., and
that all Creditors, &C., Of said Bankrupt,
appear at said time and place, and show
cause. if any they can, why the prayer of
the Petitioner should not be granted And
that the End and Sd meeting of Creditors Of
said Bankrupt will be held at the Office OF
G. J. Jaeger, Esq, Register of Sd Congress
sionsl District, S. c., on the 5th day of All
gust, 1869, at ~ n.
BY order Of the Court, the Sth day OF
July, 1868.
= DANIEL HORLBECK,
- Clerk Dist. Court Q. S.,
July II 81 St For South Carolina.
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Fisk's Metallic Burial Gases,
OF NEW YORK.

THE SUBSCRIBER has constantly. OK
hand a fulassortment of the above approved
cases, of different patterns, besides coftins
OF his own make, all of which heis prepared
to furnish at very reasonable rates, with
promptnesS and despatch. - e..
Persons desirous of having cases sent by
railroad will have them sent free Of charge.
A Hearse is always on hand and will be
furnished at the rate of Sle per day. ~ =
Thankful for past patronage, the SUBJ
scribcr respectfully asks for continuation
of the same, and assures the public that
no effort on his part will bc spared to render
the utmost satisfaction.
A. CHAPMAN
Newberry S. c., July 81.
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There is a girl in Schuyler
county, No, who zone night last
summer attended a ball, danced
all night, went home in the morn
ing, got breakfast, dinner and
supper, for ten harvest hands,
did a two weeks washing and the
milking, made a calico dress, prac-
ticed her music lessons, went
blackberrying, gathered a gallon,
walked to town in the evening to
attend a concert, and walked
home again before bedtime. !"
Who says that woman is not en-
titled to the ballot ?
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NEWBERRY FEMALE
.AGADIM

REV. J. B. HILLHOUSE-PR1NcIPAL.
Miss FANNIE LEAvEI1' ,..,...,,.
" ANNIE II1LLHoUsE. J
Mr.. F. WERBER-Professor Of Music
Col S. FA1R-Chairman Board Trustees.
Terms per quarter, of ?. months, payable
in advance.
Primary Department, Spelling. Read
ing. Writing and First Lessons in
Arithmetic; English Grammar and
in Geography, $500
English Grammar, Geography, Arith-
metic and History, 81 80
Latin, Greek. French, Logic. Rhetoric,
Physical, Mental and Moral Sci -
No Pupil will be charged at the same time
with more than one of the preceding rates.
Music, extra-S25 per session Of FIVE
months.
Boarding. with the Principal and others,
on reasonable terms.
Thorough instruction afforded in all the
branches of O. liberal education.
March 10 10 #.
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COLUMBIA HOTEL
COLUMBIA, s. c.

TINE PROPRIETORS take pleasure In an
nouncing that this elegantly furnished
Establishment is now open for the accom-.
mediation of guests. The table will always
be supplied with every delicacy of the sea-
son-both from New York and Charleston
Markets and no efforts will be spared to
give perfect satisfaction, in every respect, to
our patrons
Tn y! Il eeEaAHi sanEShor, } Fsorsrr7on'>
May 15 #
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Law Notice.

Tho undersigned have formed partner
ship for the practice of Law in the State
Courts and the United States Courts, for
the District of South Carolina. Office at
Ncwberry, S. G.
JAMES N. BANTER,
Anril II IL If. SLAS TOMBSTONE.
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REFERENCES: !:

Bishop W. NJ. Xightman, s. C; Col.
WIN. johnson, Charlotte n. c; Rev. T. u.
Sommers. Tenn. Hon. John P. King, Au-
gusta. Ga. Messrs. Geo. w. Williams &
Co., Charleston, S. e.; Messrs. Williams,
Taylor & Co., New York.
April % II ly.
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Assets, S2,5OO,O 600.
Annual Income, 1000, 600.

The Amcrican-Is now one Of the Oldest
Compaaies in the United States, Chartered
lS:m.
The American-IIas 5000 Of Assets for
every 500 of Liabilities.
The Ame,ican-Never lost dollar OF in
vestmcntS.
The American-Issucs policies on ALL de-
sirable plans.
The American-Makcs ALL policies non.for.
feitable.
The Anerican-Pays Life Policies to the
insured at the age Of eighty years
The American-Has no unnecessary restric'
tions on travel and residence.
The Observation-Disclosures dividends annual
" at the end of the first year.
The American-Pays all losses promptly.
Has all the tables of rates for Life, En-
dovment, Income Producing, Return Pre-
MUM, Premium Reducing, Childrens En-
dowmcnt Policies, and grants Annuitles on
most favorable terms. Its rates are low.
1t has both the mutual and stock plans.
CALDWELL & BRENIZER, Gen'l Agents
North and South Carolina. Office First
National Bank building, Charlotte, n. &.
REFER TO
Ex. Gov. Vance, Charlotte, n. G.
Gen. Jno. A. Young, "
Gen. Alexander, Columbia, S. g.
Col. Jas. Gibbs, ="
l. D. Childs, ''
J NEWTON FOWLES, Agent,
Newber,y, S. G.
w Agents Wanted. Liberal arrange
mcnts will Le made with men who MEAN
prsIxxss June % ly.
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TaS DETERMINED TO ESTABLISH A
III Branch Office in South Carolina, which
will give US the benefits OF an entirely Home
Company, by investing in the State, all the
funds received in it. In fact it is better
than a new company, because the Piedmont
is success already established, with ample
capital and assets.
This Company has insured some Four
Hundred persons in Edgefeld, near Two
Hundred in Abbeville, good MANY in
other counties, and about Thirty in New
berry. 1t is the duty Of every person of
family to insure in behalf of that family at
ONCE. 1t takes much less than you think
to insure. Don't wait till Fall, but take out
as large Policy as you can NOW, and in
crease it when you get able. You may die
this coming sickly season, and in that event
a small Policy would do your family much
good, and it is your duty to make the best
provision you can for them, no matter how
small.
Come, take Policy in this Southern
Home Company without days delay.
THOMASS. MOOR1AN,
June 22ltf Agent.
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STILES HURD,
with the
Wheeler & Wilson Manufac-
turing Company.
BRIDGEPORT, COM

BRIDGEPORT, CONN.,,
Isenabled to select the most perfect
finished Machines, and forward them to
those who may want, at the manufac-
turer'S price, free of commissions to the
purchaser. Any orders sent through
Silas Johnstone & Wm. F. Nance, will
receive prompt attention.
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butchers Lightning Fly-Killer
Death to the Living! Long live the Killers !!
Sold By Dealers Every,chers!
July 20 1mo.
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Thomas S. Moorman,
ATTORNEY At LAW,

Has resumed the practice Of the Law at
this place, and can be found for the present
at the Store of +. Moorman l. co.
Feb 2lS If
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ERRORS OF Y@T7HEs
A gentleman who suffered for years from
N Nervous Debility, Premature Decay,
and all the effects of youthful indiScretion,
will, for the sake of suffering humanity :,
send free to al! who need it. the receipt and
directions for m aking the simple remedy by
which he was cured Sufferers wishing TO
profit by tie Advertisers experience, can do
., by addressing, in perfect confidence,
JOHN Is. OGDEN,
June 81 1y. No AZ Cedar>st., N. Y.
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beautiful Will
of
atsn
Tin n
W.
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AlV7|l MANHOOD:
How Lost, How Restored.

Just published. new edition Of DR.. Cul.
verwell's Celebrated Essay on the radical
cure without medicine) of Spermatorrhea.
or Seminal Weakness. Involuntary Gemnal
Losses. Impotency, Mental and PHYSICAL I'M
capacity. Inpediments to Marriage, etc. !;
also, Consumption, Epilepsy, and Fitsi
induced by self>induIgence or sexual ex>
travagance.
UPrice, in a sealed envelope, only six
cents.
The celebrated author, in this admirable
essay. clearly demonstrates from thirty
years' successful practice, that the alarming
consequences Of self>abuse may be radically
cured without the dangerous use Of internal
medicine or the application Of the knife;
pointing out mode of cure at once simple,
certain, and effectual, By means Of which
every sufferer, no matter what his condition
may be. may cure himself cheaply, privately
and radically.
UThis Lecture should be in the hands of
every youth and every mn in the land.
Sent under seal, in plain envelope, to
any address, postpaid, on receipt Of six
cents, or two post stamps. Also, DR.. Cul>
yerwell's "Marriage Guide" price rs cents.
Address the Publishers,
CHAS. j. c. KLINE l. CO.,
127 Bowery, n. Y, Post Office Box 4'6ss.
July 26 1y.
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Greenville & Columbia r. r.

ON and after SATURDAY, the 9th
instant, Passenger Trains will run daily,
Sundays excepted, connecting with Night
Trains on South Carolina and Charlotte and
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MSBREIN THE
MmrsD NAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
PHILADELPHIA.

ALEX. WHILLDIN, President.
GEO. NUGENT. Vice-rresident.
JOHN S. WILSON, Secretary.
John C.. SIMMS, Actuary.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12
E12 NO
Remarkable Masonic Incident.

The first Masonic funeral that ever oc-
CURED in California took place in 1S49, and
was performed over the body of brother
found drowned in the Bay of San Francis
CO. An account of the ceremonies states
that on the body of the deceased was found
silver mark of Mason, upon which was
engraved the initials of his name. A lit
tie further investigation revealed to the
beholder the most singular exhibition Of
Masonic emblems that was ever drawn by
the ingenuity of man upon the human skin.
There is nothing in the history or tradi--
tion equal to it. Beautifully dotted on his
left arm, in red and blue ink, which time
could not efface, appeared oil the emblems
of the entire apprenticeship. There was
the Holy Bible, the square and compass.
the twenty-f'ur inch gauge and common
gavel. There were also the Masonic pave
ments representing the ground floor Of
King Solomon's Temple, the indented tes-
sci which surrounds it, and the blazing
star in the centre. On his right arm. and
artistically executed in the same indelible-
liquid, were the emblems pertaining to the
fellow craft degree, viz: the square, the
level and the plumb. There were also the
five columns representing the five orders
of architecture-th Tuscan, Doric, Ionic,
Corinthian, Composite.
In removing the garments from his bo--
dy, the trowel presented itself, with all the
other tools of operative Missionary. Over
his heart was the pot Of incense. Ga the
other parts of his body wes the bee hive,
the book Of constitutions, guarded by the
Tulortc cu-ord 4ha c--c-1 vas,fspo fn
naked heart; the All-seeing eye, the an
chor and ark, the hcur-glass, the scythe,-
the forty y-seventh problem Of Euclid; the
sun, moon, stars and comets; the three
steps emblematical Of youth, manhood and
age. Admirably executed was the weep
ing virgin, reclining on broken colun,p,
upon which lay the book of constitutions.
In her left hand size held lac pot of in
cense, the Masonic emblem OF pure heart.
and in her uplifted hand d 5priy of Acacia
the emblem of the Immortality of the soul.
Immediately beneath hef stood winged
Time, with his scythe by his side, which
cuts. the brittle thread of life, and the
hour glass at his feet, which is ever re-
minding us that our lives are whitening
away. The withered and attenuated
fingers of the Destroyerwere placed amid
the long and gracefully lowing ringlctsP
of the disconsolate mourner. Thus were
the striking emblems of mortality and
Immortality beautifully blended in one
pictorial representation. 1t was spec
tacle such as Masons never saw before,-
and, in all probability, such as the frater-
nifty will never witness again. The broth
er's name was never known.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12
Selett poetrp.
AN OLD MANS DREAM.

Besides stream whose liquid beam
Was carolling and shining,
As dewy blades and azure flowers
Harmoniously were twining;
An old man sat, and needed not
The bliss below-above him;
But sighed, that in lovely spot
No heart was there to love him.
From bower and tree the bird and bee
Flew happy ever singing,
While from a tower across the lea,
A marriage bell was ringing.
The old man wended to the place,
And met the people leaving;
He looked upon each sunny face,
And staid awhile his grieving.
But as they left, again bereft
Of joy, he looked above him,
And sighed, though all the sky was blue,
That there was none to love him.
Again he sought the wildwood stream,
And rested sad and weary,
Upon its mossy bank to dream
A vision bright and CHEEKY.
lie seemed TO roam land of love,
Where lute-toned bells were ringing,
And decked with jewelled light was one
Whose speech was more than singing.
Oh. she was memory's morning light,
That beamed on earth above him.
lie slumbered, woke, and found that night,
God, heaven, and her to love him.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12
PATENT
INDIGO BLUEING BAG
THE MOST ECONOMICAL,

THE MOST ECONOMICAL,
CLEANLY h COMPLETE ARTICLE ever USED
By thrifty Housekeepers and Laundresses.
zach Bag is provided with Box SO that it
II can be put safely away as soon as used.
PRICE 20 Cts--HALF SIZE 10 Cts,
This blue contains no acid, and will not injure
the finest fabrics. One twenty cent bag will out
last eight two-ounce vials of Liquid Blue, besides
giving O softer color and avoiding the danger and
annoyance Of broken and uncorked Bottles.
Patented Dec. "a, 1867, and for sale by Is
PLYMouTH Colon Co. G. I. RAYNoLDs & Co.
log los Fqlton Street. N.
Inquire for u at any Respectable Grocery.
April 3-3mos.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Last year Polish gentleman having
caught stork upon his estate near Linz
burg, put around his Ieck eu iron collar
with this inscription. "Hec ex Polonia,"
(this stork comes from Poland), and set
it at liberty. This year the bird returned
to the same spot, and was again caught by
the same person. He had acquired new
collar of gold, with this inscription, " In
dia cum donis remittit ciconiam Polpnis,"
Qndia sends back the stork to the Poles
with gifts.)
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

The new fabric plant of the South, RAJ
mie. has fibre as long and as strong as
fax it is as white and as fnesas cotton.
and as glossy as silk, while it needs less
cultivation than either, and bears three
crops year. 1t is not injured by insects,
and it sells for double the price of cotton,
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Our homes are like instruments Of mu-
sic. The strings that give melody or dis
cord are the members. If each is rightly
attuned, they viii vibrate in harmony, but
a single discordant string jars through the
instrument apd destroys it's sweetness.
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Judge, who is between seventy and
eighty, speaks pleasantly of the passing.
away of the "old school gentlemen. |"
Says he: :" was born at the wrong time.
Wen was young man, young men
were of no accoupt-now ! am old find
old men are of no account"
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Scientific men say that the time of the
diurnal revolution of the earth is gradually
being shortened, on account of the shrink
age of the earth by cooling in the interior.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

PRoBLEM.-Had l bought my goods
ten per cent cheaper, l would at my sell
ling price gain II per cent. more than +.
do. AT what per cent. of profit am +
selling
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Why should the sea make a. better.
housekecper than the earth Because the.
earth is exceedingly dirty, and the sea is
very tidy.
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Fashionable Dress making.
MRS. ANNIE n. w YANT,

II ATE of Philadelphia, offers her services to
Ii the Ladies Of Middletown and vicinity. All
kinds of Dress Making promptly attended to.
Dresses cut and fitted md an elegant fit guaran-
teed. Patterns for sale. Lake street. Eve doors
east Of Broad, Middlctown, Delaware.
NavG--U
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Why is weathercock like a loafer 4
Because-he is constantly going round, do
ing nothing. ts
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

What is that which comes into existence.
about FIVE feet from the ground, and is a,
sign of treachery and amity? A kiss.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Why is the letter CUP of more value
than cream to a dairy maid?" Ans
Because it makes " better" :" butter"
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

Why can. a sea captain always havo-
fresh eggs at sea? Because whenever he
wishes them he can lay to.
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12

A man with an evil habit fixed in his.
soul is as badly off as nut with worm
in its kernel,
Middletown transcript., 1869-06-12
BOQUET BASE, ant
THE BRILLIANT

Orders will be received and prompt,
filed for any kind of Stove that may b.
desired.