Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1869-10-22
VARIETIES.

boots In Paris.
LIBERTY Of tho press is to be estab-
lisbed in Prussia.
BRIGHAM YouNa is called the richest
man in America.
A BuFFALoMAN has invented o mos
quito trap.
The interior of New Jersey reports q
large amount Of game.
THE Pilgrims Progress" has been
translated into Chinese.
C%INclSxIrris excited by IN extensive
burglary Of human hair.
HAnpER's Weekly calls Pere Hyacinthe
q "Catholic-P Protestant"
BLoNDIs is performing on the tight
rope in London.
THE Crown Prince of Prussia has in
vented a vinegar machine.
THE will Of Marshall Neil is made up
one-half Of moral reflections.
THE two Prussia sensations-Ab-
sinthe and Hyacinths.
Nor to be sneezed at-The contents Of
the gold snuff-box California sends to
the Pope.
TIE result of the great fire at Dismal
Swamp is a lake from three to ten feet
deep.
Why is a bald-headed man like 40
angel? Because no wears a "shining
crown" So?
OSE hundred and forty-four bushels
of oats to an acre is the latest Wiscon-
sin achievement.
The Texans complain of pork being
8 cents a pound when they can get beef
for two cent, a pound.
THs hog may not be thoroughly post
ed in arithmetic, but when you como to
{" a square root" he is there.
CUBA, Ireland, Porto Rico, Canada, and
the Fcjee Islands, are all candidates for
American protsctorates.
TIE horse Revenue, owned by q citi-
zen of Lewiston, Me-, was sold last week
10 a New York gentleman for Sl3 $500.
tbs latc President Pierce left no
family. His wife died several years ago
and their two children died before her.
EXPERIMENTAL philosophy-asking a
man to lend you money. Moral philoso-
phy-retusing to do it.
The New York female doctors only
charge half the fee for attendance, and
they are beginning to m%onopolize the
business.
ALETTER intended for Oshkosh, Win
nebago County, Wisconsin, was directed
to %Alisquash, Rutabaga County, and
reached its destination.
IT is estimated that the late ex-Presi
dent Pierce leaves a fortune estimated
at from $50, 900 to 500, 900, which will
nearly all go to q nephew, the son of
Henry Pierce.
THE Montgomery Gala State Journal
publishes a letter from an eek
Colored Democrat" but does not
tell us what the color Of this Democrat
is now.
Tnr New York herald says that
James Fisk, Jr., began life as a men,
agerie employe, and served a long time
in I" stirring up the animals"
S~ARSAPARlLLA lOWNSEND uleu IN DOs-
ton a few days ago. He was seventy
six years of age, and, of course, had
never d~issipated upon his " physic.
THE Dismal Swamp fire has driven
hordes of wild animals out to the ada
cent settlements. Itisa common thing
in that region for q man to get up in the
morning and find q bear OF the front
door.
INaESIoUs.-A genius in Paris has iu-
vented a continuance for hacks, which
registers the ground travelled over, and
the time occupied BY the same.
THE standard phrase Of Toronto 10y
atty, to Prince Arthur was the invocation
Of a blessing for his mothers sake. A
young woman wanted to kiss him "for
his mother" but when informed by one
of the suite that she might do it for his
own sake, she Indignantly declined.
THE New York Herald has a unique
way of inviting voters to that city to
register. II says: Remember, voters,
that the books Of registration are opened
to .day /; that the price of liberty is eter-
nal vigilance, and that the same may be
said Of negro suffrage, lager beer and
women's rights, which include the Fiji
teeuth and Sixteenth Amendments"