Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-04-10
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

1, will make more cures and in less time
than apy remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
II cures chronic and j. fammatory Rheumatism
no matter of how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of ID ptheria, in lis most ma
lpnant forms, in one day-we will warrant it
in any case if directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes
1t will cure the Toothache in one minute. 1t
cur Pl, urisy ard Pneumonia, e1ectually, IN
"a hours, and frequently in half the time. 1t
cures Asthma and Bronct itus when all other
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitaton
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecy in the world. 1t has been used
successfully IN several cases Of Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsfui will efectually cure any
case OF Diarhoea or Dysentery. 1t cures ordi
nary Coughs and Colds in one night-never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia, this troublesome and
mos, painful Of all diseases permanently and
effectualy in two or three applications. 1t has
never failed Let all who doubt this try il free
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes it never
fails TO effect cure in four or five applications
some of tese were Of 20 and 25 years stand
ing. We have treated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SpreinS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds II is the best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter Of how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied tha, it will cure any case
Scrofua, though be has never had an oPportuni-
ty'of testing it, save in oue case, child years
old, which had been soJely afflicted for years.
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Gases oil
Cholera Mor1us have been treated successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think 1t IS no
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In conclu.
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have refrained from saying or recommending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir for any thing
but what We know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest FAM
lily medicine ever presented to the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as its
virtues are known.
n. B.--No person must expect ore bottle to
cure q case Of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years standing-ihough IN many cases one
bottle will make an effectual cure-but continue
the use of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly be the case.
o. Original Certificates are in our posses-
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in the Staunion Vindicslor.
G Try Que Bottle OF the Great American
Discovery of 1863.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States TO cell this celehrs-
ted Arodyne Elixir. Address
DR.. FRENCH.
Lock Box 72l, Stsrnton. Va.
January :, 1869. 6m
o. For sale by Henry Billings. Shep.
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