The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-12-13

a Canadian Sheriff seized a Eiiow'
false teeth for debt.
sco!dirg is tho pepper of matrimony-
the ladies are the pcrper-lozcs.
Sag, girls, should you find it aecc,
sary, as many of you undoubtedly will
to ehastlse your husbands. you should d.
that aflec.ionatc duty with the soft end Q
the hroom-not the handle.
The lady who was inri;el 10 tase Ia
gcn,leman's arm said no--sllc had two q
her own and did NC. need another.
Married liro may be supposed to b
sonu,!ins like tliis-First month, roses
honey and cream. Second mor,h, dab
las, beef and tea. Third month, orlina
rs spris', bread and water. After TIM.
a hit and miss chance Of almost anything
with slight DASH Of everything.
A young Lady, in passing another
should not turn around to see what tL
other wears, because tic other is en-
gagged in doing the Same thing.
A woman iu New York, once rcspccta
bic and wortl, s100,GC0. was. srrcstcl
the other day FOR s;c0!ius 10 cents.
A girl named Smith got in a hurry a
Cleveland, and lit Ilo frc will, kcro.cnc
She 90: cTer her Lu.ry, aaI her parent.
wear mourning.
General Eclknap's vii, was . nbc1
during tho war. 1ler bro,he. was cap.
;ured by General Belsnap. and tho cir
cums.snccs brought about tho sceuaint
anco which led to their marriage. n.
Queen Vic is q passionate lovcr Of mu.
sic. and sratiiies her taste BY keeping in
her enrlo, scme of the incst instrument
alids in the world.
Madame T.abordc. the leading Partisan
fnrtunc-iellcr. is worth 100000 francs,
all of sh!ch she rsis during Tie past
eight years.
Mrs. Ton Thumb is jealous Of a Cali.
fornia beauty four inches shorter thau
herself. z
A woman died recently atCorry, Penn.
sylvania. from the effects Of cl,loroform,
given for the putposs. Of Extracting
teeth without pain.
a German in New Ycrk literally
"gavc his Hood" for his dying wife. i.
was injected iu.o her vein; aai she re.
oytrcd.
a Schenectady girl who wansod tcr
rights. went to chewing tobacco to got
them. Sh" got sick TO her stomach.
crazy, and in the luna;ic asylum.
Jennie June says men should pay their
wives for household work the sane q.
they would any one else.
Mrs. Gla,son. Of ITalifas. Nova Scotia,
prcsents another in,;ancc vf female faith
saincss. Shot nearly to death by her
husband. and the only witness Of bis
crime. she refused to appear at the trial.
sud tho wonld-bc murderer escaped.
Mrs. Abraham Lincoln confines to
live, with great success, at Frankfort.
She continues 10 have design. n.ur6ll . poor
German. who don't understand her ways
and mesn..' lie will pray for a second
Wiltcs Booth before sllc has lad hin
long.
Aa Uelcna. Montana. lady has gi-en
birth to child that weighed sixteen
sixteen pounds.
llmry Ward Tscc',cr. Dan Rico, or
sop,c ot li,osc clowns. Gays that il rny.
thing will make woman mad, i. is 10 be
unable to fel ll,r night.cap after the
light has bcco blown out. We'll. il you
want TO sec . woman with II, worst Kind
Of lylrophubia, jus, notice ono when sl,e
breaks a corset. string. four minutes tc.
fore dinncr-tinc. hosiusa risht.eap j:
nowhere.
Detroi. il shocked st the fact that ,
lady Of refinement and education, highly
connected in Windsor. was found OH til.
streets in a state Of brutal illtcxicatiou.
Az economical gill in Portland .wnl
lowed oil the medicine ler. in the hens,
after hei fathers death. in order That i
might not be wasted. She is recovering
On the nigh. Of the 3O,h ut. tw,
young ladies' Of hannibal, Missouri, re
tired for The night, when one having ecn
to bed. the other PIT. out The light an'
Jumped hastily into bed, tbeit two head
came together with such forcc tia, II
first vas knocked sen.eIess, and rcmaine,
so for ionic two lonrs, and Until arle
Medical Attendance was called in.
Anna G.resl'na. . young girl at Kief
in l'u.siis recently rescued s-veh cl,il
drcn from burning house. which non
Of tlo lirc.nrp 'larel to enter. The I'm
peror, upon hearing Of her heroism, ser
ltrr !housard silver rouble.. and II
Empress presented her with a valuaal
necklscs.
Two young ladies. aged ,vcni!r.ts