The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-06-28

Quo AND sTAIses-NsI S.-In GU
last chapter under this head, we devote,
nearly all our space l;top the q" woman
question; and the subject being slp,o
life one, We propose continuing in thu
same strain and commence on
i hGIRL wSAlrSRsI-H
white, Of course; a very great, but e1
tremely pleasant nuisance. These waitc'
girls, who 'inaict you at nearly every hote
between Grafton and Cleveland are The
great trial experienced by man Of ou'
delicate scnsibilities, when travelling
They seem to be chosen with especial re-
gard to their good looks and knowingnes.
the hotel Keeper wisely knowing that
many hungry traveller will naturally
shorten bis repast, when under the FIRE Of
\ ~ ,1n' t1.T iNiff9ler 4 E,s,ff,H, TyrE
q dozen o. more pair IF bright eyes.
Well do wei remember when ,akiug "a
huge piece Of steak, slight noise made
us look up, and we encountered the gaze
Of six young scls-each of them
prettiet than la painted wagon. I'VE
dropped our meat-cut it into four pieces
lost our fork on the aoor-greased our
pantaloous-and afterqat few Intellectual
attempts to cat, we got up and handed
out circulating medium to the amount Of
u cents for the pyivilcge, Of being both
cred. Tho further North you get, the
l,ss regard is pail to your feelings by
these tormcntors, Not believing in being
overburdencd BY dress at either extreme
ty, they keep ones eyes continually
wandering from his plate, and he wonders
whether he is Mt dinner Of Seeing the
Black Crook. Oh! woman, woman but
more especially would We say Oh! girly.
girly! thou art & great institution! IT'S
no wonder that SO many male bipeds e1-
claim
IlIaIl{I ohtfor q Test, it1Sia
In some vast wilderness
after experiencing thee in all thy bloom
at place where The con. conductor .,e 9, mildly
cxclai,ns, in The voice Of 4 lion-"Tscnty
minutes for dinner" But we are d.
crossing. and we will return strictly to
the locality Of which we wrote in previous
chapters. We'll, from time immcmorial,
Yankees have been notorious for their
KA0lixQrls,rlyEsEss I
and the Yankees Of the Western Reserve
arc no, exception to the rule. To be in
ignorance Of their neighbours business is
their greatest torment, and they, use every
possible means to enlighten themselves.
Should stranger, pass. he is Immediately
tho vynosurc b! all eyes; and each man,
woman and child is sclf-appointed COM
mitteo II (oic to,discovvr his name, resi-.
,aeucc, business. destination, age, con
Idi.ion, race, etc., etc., at infaitnnl.
l9fhe lnnicn,Iain tllis PARTICULAR arc bad
enough for all purposes, but they are
comparatively innocent Of tho charge
when women have-an opportunity to dis,
play their ingenuity !aNelcan confidently
affirm that there is not o woman, in the
Western Reserve who would not make a
better detective than My, on tho police
force Of New York City, But COMPARE
SCI sons arc always odiods; 50 lwo Aurai to
another unpleasant, trait Of Yankee char.
ac,cr the universal love Of HEh
Az n ,Da.iisaty4siSipnE1Ei T7Ttf
vice so commonly practiccd as to be the
Emost ,disagreeableI fraluresofI living 4 for
any length Of time in Yankee settle
meut. No imau4tort,uomap, however
pure may be their private or public life,
can b. FREQ from tho attacks lof their
ncishbors in this way. And il sno true
bill can be found ,agaiustl him, but little
hesitation is manifested in manufacturing
a false ono. l'dt,Trcyenge, the people
.ecrpt tho cldh sayiug about lighting
he devil with .irtl It's their guide; and II
wordy warfurc-or. as it is known there.
u "toi,suc.lashin'" commences. which is
lhlikol disgriccful to all tile parties con-
earned. Thi, vice, we doubt not. i.
common to alllho world except Weston.
bu. Tho Western Reserve Of Ohio Ger.
/ .aainly bears away the palm; while We
hold ourselves aloof,i and hca1tily wish
,l,hen, God.specd will, their prize. Oul
next theme is what is called in tue
South, ~ e
rrcAYuXE DISPOSITION;
Or 4 desire onithcir part diffour roader'
will pardon the expression, Of taking, il
they roull,sh'tllc eorpers offa. dead hig.
GERS eyes" If they we're strictly homes,
IL all their dealings, this failing could
eaisly he overlooked; but The Quuker's
advice to bis Sob" Get money; hon
es,ly II thee can; bit anyhow ge
Iuonsy!' is their mnttoq Each one strives
70 i've upon the labor Of his uaiglbor;