Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1869-06-22

Ihey have q split hoof and Whole tail.
They have good appetite and faif;;
guine digestion. eJst 0I angL
They kan bite ~'s-'-
Their moral karakters are not polished;
they had rather steal rotten turnip out
ov garbage-box than tew cum. honestly
bi peck ov oats. 0.5s ea6l
The mail cote haz teH horns on ttsi
ridge ov his he'd, and mustash on his
boti' m lip and IL the plug ugly ov hiz
naberktod. fae@a4I fa'f. i,
A maskuine cote will fte ennything
from m cliphant down to his shadder on
Il ded wall. .s.....s-rs, -.
They strike from their but end; ihsteG
ov the shoulder, and are az likely TO hit,
az hammer IL nailhed.
Taey are a hi seasoned animal, az much
80 az a Iound ov ass ifdity.
They are faithful crittersf and Sfil,5tik
few friend az long az he lives id a shan
ty. . ...,r. .i.a... .,.s.,. ft,r
They can Kline cnnythng but greas-
cd role' thd kho the way up rock as
natural az Il wocdbine. "
They are az certain tew ra1e az yung
ones, sum families are half gotes and the
other half children. They are good cat.
ing when they are yung, but they leave
it oph az the git stronger.
They are alwus poor in the boldly, but
phatt in the stumlck, what they eat seems
to all 90 to apetight. Yu mite az well
agree tcw phatt up an injun-rdbber overs
shoe bi G'lin it with klam shes, az tew
raise emmy adipose membrance on the out
side bust oV cote. ''
A phatt cote would be a literary Curl.
osity. They use TIE same dilakit az the
sheep, and the the yung ones speak the
language more fluently than the parents
do. .f GHt l'. h=53 'a not 2.Ae
There IL only tew animals ov tho earth &
that will eat tobakko-cne il man and ,
luther lz cote, but the cote understands
it the most, for he swallers tEie spit, chaw
ami all. s. lu..a Yet5 u t. ts
Inc male cote, when he IL pensive, iz
venerable and philosophic' looking old
kuss, and wouldn't make bad professor NV
a aithmetick in some ov our colleges .al
They are handy at living long time,
reaching an advanced age without arriv-
ing at emmy definite conclusions al ua fa
How long cote hves without giving III
up, there IL no man old enough tew tell -
Methuzeler, if hiz memory was bad at
forgetting, mite give a good-sized guess
bat unfortunately for science and this
essa, Methuzeer aint here. .baiss i'd
Gotes will live in emmy klimatee and on 4
emmy vittles, except tanbark, and if they
ever cum to square deth, it IL a pro-
found sekret, in the hands of few to this
day. faH ad .re.. i,ae) is
wouldn't like to beleave emmy man
under cath Eho lsnrf ever seen maskuline1
cote acktually die, and stay SO. 81
Speakin ov Mcthuzaler, puts me in
mind ov the flckt, if a man should liv
now daze az mulch az ,e did, and only
hav one eye tew see things with, he would
hav to hav an addishun built onto the
back ov hz he'd tew sto oway things fbtoc
The female cote is either the mother,
OF sister, or cuzzn ov the mail cote ac-
kord.ng to Tie prevailing circumstances
n the kase, or else Ea5or under deluziJn."
and | forgt witch. Ei8 alj Slqi .a.x
They Civ milk intuitively. about a.
1iart, befoar it IL watered, in twelve 3
hours, witch is the subjeck ov nurishment
in many and varius waze. enl:asE ..ss
This milk, witch is extrated from the
femail cote, is exsellent to finish up yung
ones on but is apt to make them belly.
cose and Gghtful. sa 81 r5m 0.
1t IL not onkommon for baib, while
inhailing this pugnatous flooid, 70 let off
his left kollcckshun or digit and ketch
the nurse on the pinnakle ov the smeller,
and tap it for claret.
This IL kommon fakt among Irish ba-
hes, and explainst the reazon viii, in arf.
ter life, these very saim babes makes
such brlyant hits. 5 aa3i.sss I'LL.
In writin the histry of the mail aud
female cote to adon the pages Of futer5
times, Hatter miself thatlI hev stuk to-
the troothf and fmsc not allowed my im-TI
raginaslnn to boss the job, bs,b53q b
A crate mcnny ov our best bilt histori.i
ans are apt to mistake opinyuns for fackts.
this is an easy mistake tu make, !, but
when strif a gocse, or bed bugg, or
gote, yu notis one thing, 4 stay with
them.-New York Weehty. y ~s,,..atst
A 81 IT., lyt s..tot,, -x,.t,or, AZ -, ral;~