The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1869-10-28

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A gentleman looking at issastca
after mid-nigh. cried: .lt's Tomorrow
morning must bid you;good night
voltaire said of MadsmSisslls ade
Livey "she was 50 beautiful thas |
raised my.long, thin body, aud stood bs.
fore her like point Of adnitatioo..
tits said tobe quite doubtful ha| whether Hi'slg
st. Peter ever opens the door Of alE Heaven
in the next world to any one who sdees
much of his praying here With j, 2 little
"e" in it. i d:eTsG afi
"Mother," said Ike Partingsou, Ibid
you know that the iron hofss'ihat tns
one car 2" Some ear ! mercifui graeious,
child, what do you meant" aWhJ, the
engineer, of course" ao74y5aa 5Ise'
You autter yourself thai; yiass u hold lie
reins of your own establishment: %
you do. Buff you sro i married iisd nsp,
I'll wager two ito..one. that. you'll hold
them at the horse end. ~ " "'
"What makes you so grum Ton 7"
"Oh I have had to endure sad trial to
my .feelings." "What on earth was Il :"
"'Why, I had to tie on a'presy ssgifs
bonnet while her ma. was looking on"
Some people seem 70 have been cTsaleg
f0F the particular enjoyment. Of fseasdal
Like swine, they are. supremely happy
ouly when they have succeeded in fndr
ing good sized mnd.puddle 70 waaos
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"Bob, saida yqnng fellouat afancy
fair, "you are missing all the sights oi
thisside." "Never mind, Bill r rssorted
Bob, II am sighting all the mises Cd
the other" ag g!it,s,a sij t5'yTa2t
"Thsre Is no mystery" nays Dsnas,
$50 impenetrable that envy cannot
pierce it with its stealtb5 glance; and
let the veil be woven. ever 50 skiEaay,
there is always some piu-hole through
which we may be seen." -,i,, aa.2
The fashionable wife Of our day d .
good deal like mosquito in your room
after bed time. You never can tell a.
actly where it is by its song, and Jon
are ever in an agony of suspense, a. 70
where and when its bill is going to'be
presented. ..,...r. 81:
A gentleman being asked by . clergy
man why he did not attend the evening
prayer-meeting, said he could not leave
the children. "What have you no ser.
wants ?" eyes," he replied, I've have
two servants, who keep The house and
board US; We are allowed few privileges" D.
1t is true, as Thuckery says, that each
separate soul of US is an island in the
great ocean Of life. But there are boats
Of sympathy which ply between shore
and shore and to some few it is given
to find fellow isle, willing, nay eager
to build causeway which shall forsvet
sink the two together. . '>o:t %
Josh Billings says: "Mackrel inhabit
the sea, generally; but those which ID.
habit the grocery alwus taste to me a.
though they has been fatted on sah,s--
They want a deal of freshening before
they're eatin', and also afterwards. y
kin have plenty Of mackrel fur brek.
fast, can generally make the other two
meals out Of water" .-"
Henry Ward Beecher says:"1t s .
great gift to be born rich in the eyes and
ears. Some men have carried before
them an endless procession of beauty. s.
There are charms for them whore Others;
perceive barrenncsa. There is a concert
in the air all the time for those whose
ears are tuned Alright. Trees harp for
them, winds roll their tones musieally,
and birds and insects Gil up the or
ohestra."