The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-06-15

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SFuag came THIS year rs much a.
usual HAL huiaous virgin. 5000 years
old and upward, bale and hearty old
gal. welcum tow York State and parts
adjac nt
Now tie birds jaw. now tie cattle
hollar, nov The pigs skream, nov tie
geese Warbal, now toe kats sigh, and
nature is frisky the earnest pissmire,
the ylrtuoas bedbug. and the nobby
cockroach, aud singing Yankee Doodle
and Coming thru the Rb N9e
may be seen the muskct,r, that gfay
outlined eritter oy doetigy. solitary and
alone, examining h.s last years bill,
aud nav may ba hearl, With the naked
ear the shanghigh bawling in the barn
yard
Kittens in the doorway, and puppies
Oh the green. neighbor ehatswith neigh.
bor, and the langnid urclnn creeps list.
less towards tho skool. These thing
are all tust-rate ia then place, but
spring brings biies, and plants them
carelossly, sometimes among the maid
EMS charms and sumtimes amuug lhe
young mems / can tork Ike a pre-
chuie poet about bios inst nov, for |
have one in fuu bloom g.owin Oh me.
almost ready to pick, AZ big az an egg,
and fun Of anguish ~ a broken heart,
BlIos ore the sorcst things or their
size on record, aa az bross tew the
touch as settiu hen, or dog with a
bone BiIes always pick out the bard
yst place On your body tew build their
nest, and if you undertake 10 brake
them up, it only makes them mad, aud
takes them longer tn hatch ont. There
aiut no sutch thing as coazing nor dri-
wing them away. They are like impu
dent bedbugs they wont move, till
they have got their fill
Bilos ar old as religion. Job, the
profit, was the fust champion oy hiles
and he IL currectly reported tew have
more biles, and more pashunce, to the
square inch, than eny one, two bad
things to be found in eny man.
Biles and pashunce | should az
soon think of mixing courtlng and
muskeeters, together, for luxury.
have got CRATE deal more faith
than | have pashunce, but haven't got
enough faith in biles l wouldn't trust
bile on the end Of my boots.
Biles are very sassy ; sumtimes when
yer go to set down they will get be-
tween yer and the chair thai is one
evidence Of their i'll breeding, and /
had one once plant herself on the frunt
end ov my noze, which waz most re-
markable piece ov bad manners, for
there isHo room on my noze anywhere
for bile for when it IL even ebb tide
with my nozo, it covers half ov my face.
Biles are said to be healthy and ]
guess they am, for / hev seen sum
helthy old biles, az big NJ hornets
nest and az full Of stings I alwas
want tew be healthy j am willin tew
pay the highest price for good deal
of healthy but if | had tew hay biles
on me awl the time in order ten be
holthy, / should think then ! was bull
ing tie market.
There is one more smart thing about
biles they are like twins they hardly
ever cum singly, and ! have known
them to throw double skies.
What twelve biles on nun at a
time This is worse than fighting
humble bees with your summer clothes
on.
But say all you kan about biles, call
all the hard names current among fish
mungers, revile, persecate, and spit on
them, groan, grin, and swear when they
visit yer, hit them over the head, and
set on them il yer please, there is a
time in their career when they copcen-
trate all the pathos oy Joy that.a mau
has on hand to spare, aud that is, when
they bust.
This IL bliss, glory and revenge on
the Aali-shell 4 man leans back ia
rectiiied comfort, az innocent and as
Timber az a mermaid This pays for
the iretiul nights and nervous days,
while the bile has been haichiug This
Il the calm after the storm. the we'd
ding day u plshence, and JOY.
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Princess MestoTnich calls . yeloci-
pede machine that sets fool on
rollers"
Josh Billings divides the human
race into three classes Those who
think il is 30, those who think it isn't
SO, and those who don't care q n
whether its SO or not
"A gentleman travelling on a steam
er one day, at dinner was making way