The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1869-11-13
NEWS PARAGRAPHS
Kossuth county, Iowa, votes as follows

chusetts, sends ten tons of them every
year to South America.
A Providence young woman boxed the
ears of her lover on the street because he
had escorted another lady home.
Mrs. DIR. WALKER wants men to
marry at thirty, not older.
THE widow of Col. Colt is to be mar
ried about New Years.
FRED. DOUGLAS will lecture at
Wabash, Ind, this winter, on '' Our Com
posite Nationality
Mrs. ANRDEw JOHNSON is not ex-
pected to live through the Winter.
BRIGHAM YoUNG, Jr. weighs 240, and
he has II children.
Another bull fight is on the tapis at
Laddvills, Alameda county. The ''Dev-
.iPs Half-acre is jubilant at the prospect
of sport.
The ladies' of Austin, Minnesota, are
very particular. A man was fined sl3
for squeezing the hand of one of them.
The Princess de Metternich is to re-
tire from the diplomatic world of Paris
for few months. She hopes it will be
a boy.
1t is asserted, on ed authority, that
the reason why H. O. wears his historic
white beaver, is to keep his brains in
fur-tile state.
Emma Webb lectured in Brookly the
other evening IN favor of woman modes
ity, grace aud beauty, and opposed the
strong minded females.
GooDNEss--It does not follow that
two persons. are fit to marry because both
are good. Milk is good, and mustard is
good, but they are not good for each
other.
\ Observation-Disclosures good
temper IS an ef'ectual means of defiance
against ill-natured sarcasm. The laugh
is never long against the man who meets
! ridicule serenely.
Miss Olive Rand, who is playing at
Woods Museum, New York, is now en-
/ gagged writing new protean comedetta,
which will contain not only gems Of opera
bouffe, but also gems of g can can" and
song and dance.
\ SUGGEsTIoN-Ala lady and gent ad-
miring a poplar tree, the latter gallantlY
remarked : If [ add you to it, it will
bCCuA!G poi'Uidi- DCttoi "uA oo1 SHS
said :. and it will become populous. !"
He took the hint and married her soon
after.
MONOGRAM wells are now the latest
wrinkle among New York. fashionable
young ladies. Those of fawn color and
gray ale most in vogue-the monogram
being embroidered in colors in the CEN
tire.
7 \ jealous wife in Chicago after taking
. two ounces laudannm, wrote note . In
my cold corpse you behold the victim of
your cold conduct aud of cold poison. .
4 stomach-pump relieved the cold corpse.
The vote OF Philadelphia is about loo,
600. The highest temperance candidate
received 336 votes. 1t is gratifying to
be assured that his vote docs not repre-
sent the number of temperance men in
that city.
The latest matrimonial felicity in
Illinois happened at Cairo. The day
and the hour came but not the groom.
However, telegraphic dispatch explain
ed the difficulty - Have to wait till
next .week-my wife has overhauled
me :"
\ dispatch from Los Angeles says that
on Saturday last man and his wife passed
through that town, who had travelled all
the way IRON Oregon on foot. They
were bound for San Bernardino.
In the southwest part of Rhenish Prus-
sia the number of wild swine has increas-
cd so much that much damage is caused
TO farms.
The cattle disease in West Prussia is
diminishing so rapidly that the authorities
at Marieuwerder have authorized the re-
opening of the markets III the present
week on the right bank of the Vistula
Hazing is worse than ever at Harvard
College, and the Boston Traveller declares
that such abuses and breaches of the
peace, if subject to the civil law, would
lodge half the 50 sophs.' in the house OF
correction in one week.