The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-08-23

rights THIS morning, and Ill commence
with you. !Come,a kiss, now, quick"
She then spraug toward him and pu. up
her lips. The unwilling and foolish citi.
zon gave her a'push which sent her off
,the sidewalk, andin the afternoon she had
him arrested for. disturbing the peace.
Served him right. No we'll bred man
will disturb the peace Of a young l.dy's
mind BY refusing to perform q duty Of
tthA. kind .toff gsf w II agiy
'ihls AurnoRs.-While the congrcga.
ton were collected at church en- Ger.
tain occasion. an old dark-featured, skin.
andlbone individual was seen vending
his way up the aisle, and took his seat
near The pulpit. Tho officiating minister
WAS ono of that class who detested writ
ten sermons, and as for prayers, be
thought they ought to be natural outpour-
ings Of The heart. After singing was
concluded, they were, as usual, called to
aprayer. The genius wehave introduced
did not kneel, but leaned bis head devo.
;tionally upon bis pew. The minister be-
gan BY saying: II .g are a
Father q all, in every age. BY saint
/. and savage adored-" III
. sa.Pope!' said low but clear voice
near old hard features. ;,73
e . ! The minister, after casting an indig.
nant glance in the direction Of tho voice,
continued: is1ll s.l.l.2
W. Whose throne stitch on tho adaman.
tine hills Of Paradise-' NIT
"Milton.!.' again interrupted The
voice: ~ rim
The The ministers lip quisercd fora mo.
mont, but recovering himself, he began |:
ave thank Thee, most gracious Father
that No arc permitted once more to as.
scmblc in Thy name. while others, equal
ly meritorious, but less favored baY.
been carried ssesyOnd that bourne from
which no traveller RETURNS"
q Shakespeare again interrupted The
voice. . &
This was too much. "Put that im.
prudent rascal out" shouted tho min.
inter. s;,.
"Original," calculated the voice, in
the most calm but provoking manner.
School "RyApERs."-The Detroi,
Free Pre.s wants modern improvement,
worked into school reading books, and
offers the following as a sample Of The
sort that would be up to the spirit Of thu
age:
The horse is on his nest. He is ,
fne horse. Can be make bis mile in WI
minutes? Some horses have the scratch
Is. So do some boys.
"Thc goose is on her roost. She is .
fine quadruped, and has a tender tcnol
voice. Can tho goose fly far? No
neither the goose nor the rhinoceros cal
fly far.
"Here is man. He is fireman
lie belongs to No. 10. If you are a goo
boy, you will some day be an angel lik'
this fireman. II Is dangerous thing \
be- fireman. They sometimes get thei
head broken.
Here is the gas.works. It's q higl
building All our Congressman are bort
here. Do Congressman ever steal Z 1ol
may be sure that they do.
I" Do you see that small boyi He il
agood boy, and support, bis mother By
selling newspapers. His father dom
have 10 work any more now.
Z" Here Is the picture ofa young widow
See bow sad she looks. Her husband
could not pay her dry goods bill, and SC
he--died. Do you think che will gel
another man? She will Try hard.
(" Here 10 the sea side. You see thai
swell there drinking spring water
Whist is she here for7 For her health
Will she get ita Yes, II her father'l
money holds out and she don't get en-.
gagged first 10 that fellow with The paste
diamond.
DO you see this colored man. See
how fast he runs. He Is running for an
Office. He was poor lad once. and
worked for bic clothes and victuals. Nov
be don't. ga 10 ~
This is a picture Of Horace Greedy.
What Is be doing He Is mailing straw.
berry plants 10 bis subscribers. They
are hne plants. aud yield about q bushel i
plant. ,rhisis bis political economy.
Here Is fne likeness Of Colfax.
See how be smiles Hc is looking at the
White House.
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