, 1869-12-12
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YOU REtW 1pY 1QmmY " no ~W4y QCt ~ |
Because women ean't iurn humme.seAh
Newark complains hist her atrect.ll9hts are %
obscure tnat the 10, who pats theu out IN the |
E Vii pa naSe e oIaef. @ shaa.e % the Captain Of
schooreT 10 his refractory coot. u You rooT
s9s5 ss,sss e. afss. Se.E 1a q a. j, s7s
N'tat = The difference between eo7ceIted con-
juHer Ard nn important haood-Eessci m the neck
Vne Is vsln JuSS!es, ant the otner i 1agular
An unfortunate cs,r eealer u Newark has bec7
1cr .on E time res! s.lcEt!sssE 2s!sseo:sd 2 I'd With
recently tnnkted On him lie four.n pair. The
wretehed man 10 said to hayo been driven to lodg-
tngs ,a tne attic In despair q: getting the ''iour'a
a wHe OF modern C,rsns. having reruroed
from abIuat with numheresa objects Of art,
ereir!nRly coutemo olsung her patian groups +" Oh,
Jark! :" exclaimed she at last, "what shan we
do. There are no inches for our NtA.tonery."
Cnrettetnsble oonts-Fagabondk
~das ersss f aft'esa ANA %as.s'lsF Soaia he y Tiz.e@5s:
4 1ery busy old raId, who alssys knew every.
body else'a business better than her OWE, Wa at
q c5ps A. ts sass
tic window: . Kup, rau.H Here = knccE vas
heard: INC maiden was FAMILIAR VIM every SOUND
"a woman, relllns plea" repllea her lister,
"Ptcs! pes ~ Fasped the expiring virgin. ' What
do .hey want with pies tney had pies there yes
terdAy." Win this the maiden drew her last
heaih.
IotIofr.}ooktr9 female epterel q bustpesy
house u New London ne other day and exhin.ssd
| book Gu the drst page Of which wha printed
| notice tetsng forth the sad mltrortune Of the
oeNeT and ner family. WITH special notice At the
She VA s11en some eoange, ADD Wien aocas ieas.
Ing IVES Called tnddenly back aud eskea: "Donv
you understand English at als.r She vesy readily
Tho fame oi the boston Coliseum haa quite
oysnhAdo1 ed that OF ~ Roman prototype ID
youthful minds Two young l.d.es Of sew To;k
nan snpnnSeasze. sTasss tse colt.ouu,.' ta.d
ias Z oa ssss ri tea Tnss s re- &C.
ssys naa dsss1 tSts 1es 1en
Jones = talI thc parish clergyman TO the SIC,
man. Wlotn The IotEtr r had tnfprd over to fli,
"A't qssy s Z. soe; y. on u, u! ,ses
T1nTeI.s hnxa xtrs nsay;or IN = eo:fnn nonse
ae 1se oR % ,1e @ u9o ,ne an go an ~ ~
Beat didn't cone cut sraiu. Wv
a teiiow IN inf,1sna IA one end Of z1n bar;e
Whe,aer n1 wv, ie,n. Goroner M NV d,ar,te
tnat III tusn,ctnns Mere o,S,rTn pay "e~'oe
Iu"th asks: "Wnt i. = pr.so:cr's ,src lite n
'a0'e soee' ''As 'ee''fe " rAeu Ia 'u'
tcnr aor =, me n s1e ~. XII Wn
On m sas s.ns 4 tr Ms9u, spa
IwhkAS nfr7ay
"Geo5Ge" ;" esM one Of tasm to n,s mate. - Ii :
60 nRnt nome ~ Ine IolnlnE ~! may
Jou ID sncn ouuy, 1id, !" "fts 50 slcfiy her
. ! fhe 1frest =. MYcs. I ,+r ther, hnt Thnf
thsr - q whv anrn nv rst. II = nTn ,,rtr1s
: MH n p,sess thnf :. ~ ttct1v ,hst fnays N.1.
: ssn, t6eir dug ttoSe arosnd o. WheeisR jim le
'ot FIanHon u @ me nosninE. ;l ,,,a.h ,,s M.
bs,,nH nH'.n rni'e1 ~ ts.0E ssnre r., ,n nnFfs
i sna En;,e inr7e hean1 nan 1 assinS y foE II
1Iu, 1to,sa Sr hiter IN ornsIem.n md 1aade s nr
Q chaso ma denartssi. uhn turret To the cierk 4,
= ssd Wrhst 80 s,.s ~ H. ne.r i ~
NakE11 WAAk upsH -. Au"so @.SA. - !
n | Aiy, IL httns Bcno!d tHe mna+ potnf
+. rEtEorded nc clerk. " Wn.'' nn*e YOU Got =
FtMind, 1907" NO fMd tne Fh1zea cHt
+ "W'LJ Lot:' sharply fsked ~ fttnale' ~
l. women a1a not I'll dtad 1tI. arc tneJ
Ateltna patt says ehe thinks hoto3oa8 at.
A are The Lcat Derk!uct woman cao aase
. St Louis WOMAN 1hks 70 BE oivofcta Isom
= husband becA1aeFne fe1 teaflnR naa Enca
u h.a MoefHSFs a!e stAtceeo sLn
--}.t .-ane loke q fhe etas7u !" ife sAtement !
hey Mnae Cnrstm1A ths lear, Gomez o. Satur
mn. New 1earfs this year. CONES on FTcay, :.
pelnt OF the lcke IL In the two words 81
saL Inc FE1oro nss WIZ VINO ha.s OF fnEe'
me- tnAt ne had nas two espry moments 10 rs y
.rs, lnet IN Which nc draws his Pay, and thAE II v
an1 amsal Y hssted.'
!ne bunAo EFrrrss contained tae fnH0S
Anu AGeectnfeo. The next day II e1pl2!cesl II I
er1. NJ sary-A e.e,khtJ tcsn c-auast !san
~. @ A ps.1 o. twins we're 3, 'nty hor1 OF . p
g sss sf 70 r ast 1 m mother said
~ ~ b~ d.,aS d. ~ n'tn IN" ntano. ~ ~ az
Wls aoa't thc nea psopHtsr