Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-09-10

A great tail-bearer-A peacock.
A slaveof Old ocean-The surf

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A great tail-bearer-A peacock.
A slaveof Old ocean-The SUR.
shop prospeets"-Balls to come.
Diamonds are said to be found in the
Rocky Mountains.
Henry Clay's cradle was a bresd-
tray placed on rockers.
Like shylock, mosquitoes want blood
for their bills.
Phil Sheridan, not havinga wife, Is
going TO a CheeYer, it is said
Miss Lewis, fH5 e6iored' Ecdlptress;
couIdn't get rooms in 5Yar6tse hotel
The Rev. who tied the Gordlah knot
for Commodore Vanderbilt got $
Kate Field goes rowing. at Newp0ff53
with her hair hyiug over her shoulders
John G. Breckinridge. who was re-
Gently an extinct volcano, Is beginning
to show fire again.
Ida Lewis is really so Unheroicliks
that she assists her mother at the wash
tubl
Shocking effect of the hot weather.
Miss Brown has received a tremendous
tanning.
a B~ook-keeper may well think his
calling worth somethfng@it Is always
Of some account.
George CoIman being once asked il
be knew Theodore Hook, replied o
yes, Hook and I(eye) are old associ-
ates."
Another diamond, a $4,000 0 sparkIer
has been found at the Cape Of Good
Hope.
Josh Billings says; "If 1 was iIthe
habit-of swearing, / wouldn't hesitate
to cuss a bed-bug right to his face"
81 go through my work. as the
needle said to the idle boy. But not
till you are hard pushed, )" said the idle
boy to the nsedlei
An I~rishnan vas ou9e asked to de-
fine an Irish bull, to which &c replied +;
"Whenever you see two COWS lying
down in a field, the one that is stand
ing up Is a bull"
II horaehesh won't sutice to feed the
The next resource must surely be the asses
And goodness only knows how That VIII
Some folks, we know, viii not have left
one friend.
w. N. Hudson, the managing editor
of the Cleveland Leader. has received
the Republican nomination as repres-
entative from C~uyahoga County in the
State legislature
The Springfel6 Republican says that
Brown University Is quite likely TO he
the first of the New EnEland colleges
to open its doors to women.
The San Francisco Bulletin says Gen.
Rosecrans will make i've million dol
lars out of his mining s~pecuiations IN
California.
AHepgfish cocKnsy, at Niagara, when
asked how he liked the Falls, replied :
seThev,re 'ausome-quite SO +; but they
Jo-gF ha~aof1u hamavVRr nv neZpecEA~
tons besides, I got Tetted, n 1St
NV sat. I prefer to look at, EN- in the
hengraving, in lot weather, AID In bhe
'euse."
There is a. report that a son Of the
last Wing President, and an e4-C9ns
federate General, lives in a d1IaPldaseg
house in Washington, In moran aHu
physical degradation, supported py Q
poor colored woman
General sherman thinks the shortest
way to compel the Indians to settle
down til civilized life is to send ten
regiments of soldiers to the Plains,
with orders to shoot bGhaloeg until they
become too scarce to suppOzt TIRE red
skins.
Dickens a "Ihave known vast
quantities of nonsense talked about
bad men not looking you in the face.
Don't trust that conversational idea.
Dishonesty viii stare honesty q of
countenance any day of the week, if
there is anything to be got out by il"
An Irishman, with a heavy bundle
on his shoulder, riding on the front OF
a horse-car, was asked why he did not
set his bundle on the platform. He 70
GSRP s% % dr's me- n ''FFS'ns pun
IF you are a wise man, you vii sreat
the world as the moon treats it. Show
it only one side Of yourself, seldom
show yourself toe much at a time, and;
let what you show be calm, cool, ahd'
polished. But look at every side of this
world.
All great Questions have bsah settled
by men in earnest-by men VINO have
bound a principle about their hearts
which they come to regard as part and
parcel Of their being Tempor1zing
policy never yet conferred a lasting
benefit upon the whole world.
Fanny Fern says that 'the coming
woman shall be no cold, angular, Hat
chested, narrOW-shOuldered, sharp Wis
aged Betsy ; but she shall be q bright
eyed, ful1-chested, broad-shouldered
-large-souled, intellectual being, able to
walk, able to eat and able to fulhl her
natural destiny"
Hans,once met Pat on a lonely high
way. Each smiled, thinking he knew
the other. Pat, on seeing his mistake,
remarked, with q lo0k of disapPoint=
ment "Faith, AMI thought ie vas
you, an you thought it was me, an
faith it is nayther of u.s." Hans re-
piled "YaW, dat is dhru ; I am an
uder man, and yoo ish not yourself +;
we poth besome other pOdieS,H
All fairsminded persons will agree
with a certain preacher of the gentler
sex in her recent d6nunciatiOn Of @sen-
tient but irrationalnatuFes, constituted
according to sentient or qualitative
principles, co-ordinated with mathe-
NAUTICAL ones, all alike Incompetent
sible to the Irrational natures them
selves"
SAKE addresses the following "to the
Democratic candidate for Governor )"
when John was c~ontending though sur
In the s6nuaI race for the Governors seat
And a crusty old fellow remarked to nj
He was Clearly too young for so lofty a plact
Perhaps So said john but considers min
The Objection viii cease by the time I an
in tt.'R
Newton invited a friend to dinner
and forgot it. The friend arrived anC
found the philosopher In a ht of Alb
straction. Dinner was brought up, TO
one. The friend. without Disturbing
Newton, sat down and dispatched e
Newton recovered from his rever1e
looked at the empty dishes, and said
"WeI1, really, If it wasn't for the proc
before my eyes,, I could have sWorl
that I had not yet dined."
I'd oRer thee this hand of mine
If thou hed'st the dimes;
But purses short and slim as thine
Won't do for these hard times,
Ileave thee in thy Wretchedness,
As n too poor to mate
For love, o know can only bless,
When based on real estate.
Mrs. A, K. Bailey, editTess of tn
DEBORAH 0owa) Republican, apologize
for the detention Of her paper, ''be
cause of the late arrival of an extr
male"
RosecHans is going TO build a ~railroa
from the city Of Mexico to Acapulco