The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1869-12-25
Variety.


IRE foolish dictate af ashion do not allow u
o. Distinguish between n.anare AMI turkey stun
ing. We have b CI beth dressing.
brigham Eouug'- compulsory cooperative
scheme desn : pay. Two OF three or the manag
J ing Riuss have failed, and til institution - II
debt o. Chiczzo merchant
A pious woman Mt Mt. Pleasant, Iowa, has &
hen known ~ her - missionary hen" The egg
she lays are sold for the benefit or the heathen.
An association: il being established in London
for the purpose Of securing the return Of working
men To Parliament.
Fifty thousand wOEkmeu Of Paris have petitioned
for the same municipal liberties accorded to other
cities Of France.
The Parisian trades societies are forming n
combination preparatory To n general strike TO
break down all the home mOnOpolies.
Providence was cnliyened the other evening by
the sight Of a young woman boxing the ears OF
her lover, ON the street, because he had escorted
another lady home.
TIE Pronunciation 0f round dances, put forth by
the Roman Catholic Council OF Baltimore, il ere
ating n sensatiOn among some OF the dancing
Catholics in Europe
Princess Kazlowsky, Of Moscow. whose father
lost all his fortune, declined the aid Of her friends,
and now keeps n cigar store, by which she earns
enough to support herself and her father.
\ new circus trick Just introduced in Paris is
for n man to leap from n hight of so feet and
bound back again to tire original spot. The per-
former is fastened to an elastic eord.
They have a public library in Melbourne which
u open to all upon one condition, viz Every one
who enters must have clean hands. Soap, water
and towels are provided IN the ante room.
\ san Francisco barber, named VIM, has
invented n a. shampcoing helmet" IL fits close
to the head, and has no crown. The suds are
poured in, .. slOshci about" aud then run OF by
means OF n tube.
IL Is said that Stewart & Co., Of New York, are
gradually introducing saleswOmcn into their Err
adjustment, and intend, 30 soon as IL IL practical
BILE, to lave all their selling clerks women.
\ scarecrOw has been invented down cast OF so
hideous n character that the crows IN the neigh
bOrhOOd arc busily engaged IN bringing back the
corn they stole last summer
Tableaux representative OF Lord Byron. Lady
Noel Byron, Mrs. Leigh and Mns. Harriet Beecher
Stowe, are represented at the Tammany Theatre.
Vice President Colfax says: Twenty-Five
years experience has convinced me that the best,
wisest and safest rule for all, young and old. and
more especially for those in public life. is total
from all that can intoxicatc."
An IxsISUATIoN.-Tom asked an old u ten per
what Inc wanted To accumulate 20 much
money for. Says he, 80 You can't take it with
you when you die, and If you could, it would
melt,
a wooden watch, made in Stetten, Germany,
IN 1902, and exhibited by Dir. ). Oppenbeim, of
New York eitv, il n great curiosity. The works
ire mostly of wood, and the entire mechanism is
ingenious and skillful. IL is the only one in
he world.
It is said that the ladies who carelcssly sub
nitted To the golden hair dyeing process now
leartily regret that they ever attempted to be
= beautiful blondes" Badness begins To threaten
hem. ALSO, in n few instances, paralysis of
aeial muscles has resulted. Never say dye again,
aides
y DARKEY's Account OF \ SERMON" Well, 1
nh, de sermon was upon dc miricles oy dc loaves
nd de fishes. The minister said how de 1000
Daves and de 1000 fishes was diyideO between DE
welye apostles: an de miriclc was that they
idn't bust ~
MacxEzEL.-Josh Billings says 80 Mackerel in
abit the sen, generally but those which inhabit
he grocery alwus tastes 10 me rs though they
nd tnt;ed on salt. They want n deal of ~ireshen-
e before they're eatin, and also afterward. If
kin have plenty Of maekerel fur breakfast / can
enernlly make the other two meals out of water.
HONE NEwsPaPERs.-The New York Tribune re-
larks: - Nothing - more common than To hear the /
copbe talk Of what they pay newspapers for adj
etc, as so much given IN charity.
ewspapers, by enhancing the value OF property
their neighborbOOd, and giving the localities in ,
hieh they are published n reputation abroad, /
ANTS or real estate owners, thrice the amount
:ariy OF the meager sum they ray for their sup
,rt- Besides every public spirited citizen has a
udable pride in having n paper Of which he is
1t ashamed. even though he should pick it up in !
CIV York or Washington. :
\ good looking, thriving sheet, helps property, ,
YES character To locality, and, IN many respects, .,
n desirable public convenience II from any !
the matter in the local or editorial columns /,
ould not be put up to the standard, do not cast !
aside and pronounce it good for nothing, until 4
tisficd that there has been no less labor be- =
owed upon it than is paid for. =
If you want a good reliable sheet, it must be .
pported. And it mus. not be supported IN n =
irit or charity either, but because you feel a +
cessity to support 1t. The local press il u \
'wer that moves the people" !,