Delaware gazette. [volume] (Delaware, Ohio) 1855-1886, 1869-09-24
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MARK IVAN AT NIAGARA.
Niagara Falls is one of the finest
81 tructures in the known world. 1 have
been visiting this favorite watering
place Re Gently, for the first time, and
was well pleased. A gentleman who
was with me said it was customary to
be disappointed in the Falls, but the
subseqent visits were sure to set them
all right. He said that the first time
be went the hack fares were so much
higher than the Falls that the Ea}ls hp-
peared insignificant. But that's all reg
.u1ated now. The ha9kmen have been
tanned. and numberell,i and placaneled,
and blackguarded, and brought into
subiection to the law, and dosed VIII.
Moral Principle until they are as meek
as missionaries. They are divided into
two clans noW,athe Regulars apd the
PRIV ateeFs, and they employ their idle.
time IN warning the pu bic against each
other. The Regulars are uI1dPr The ho-
tel banners, and do the legitimate a.
two dollars an hour, and the Privateers
prowl darkly On neutral grounds and
pick off straglers at half RrieeH But
there are no more Outrages aud extor-
tiOns. That sort of thing cured y self.
It made the Fall unpopular by getting
into the newspapers, and whenever .
public evil achieves that sort of success
for itself its days are numbered. 1t
became apparent that either the Falls
had to be discontinued or the haekmen
had to subside, They. could not dam
the Falls, and so they damned the hack
men. One can be comfortable and hap
py there now.
SIGNS AND SYMBOLS. s1
1 drank up most of the American
Fall before learned that the waters
were not considered medicinal. Why
are people left in ignorance in that way?
I might have gone on aud ruined a fine
property merely for the WanEOf q iftle
trihing information. "a nd yet the
sources of information at Niagara
Falls are not meager! You are some
times in denbt there about what yon
ought to do, but you are SelaOm- III
dou bt. about What you must 2U0t do Nsl
the signs keep you posted. II. "a n iIl-
I fant fcan read, that Infants meusQFablE
safe at Nsagera Falls. In Y1luF Hourp ~
/ the hotel Won viii find y0Hr course
marked apt for you in the most. copYef
uient way by means of plae4rds onthe
wall hke these .-..--...... t .lr Z
.,49 9Rullthe bell-rope gently, but don't
! =" Bolt youTdoor." fEsas.f- efsf7s.aI.
HDon't scrape matches on the Wall.Y
"TUrn off your gas Whenyou retire. II
t'Tie upiyour dog" s-f5feF srs.-. II
.'Iff y0uEptace your boots outside the
! door tneY1 Will be bIacked, but the house
will not bs. responsible for Fheir re-
turn,''I This is confusing, tangle-
some proposition, because it moves you
toideHberdte long and painfully as 20
whether il will really be any object 10
you to- have your boots blaclled unless
they are retQrned.l Erf i-E
EaNJ ftnf hE ii Il r
yer il you forget and carry it Oft vi h
you"
Outside the hotel, wherever y.,u wan
der, you are intellig6ntiy assisted by
the signs. You cannot coaie to grief as
long as you are in Your ght mind Z
4 But the difficulty is to stay in your
right mind with SO much instFHettun 10
4 keep track of. For Instance :. ..-
- Keep pzOff-ttre- grass s'az7a---.---s-
"DOn't eliukhthe trees
Hands OF the vegeGa blts."
DO not hitch your horse 10 the
shrubbery." 8$~H
''Visit the cave vi Winds"
"Have your portrait taken in your
j carriage" Hs=@s
Forty per cent. in gold levied on all
4 peanuts or.nther Indian curiosities Pur-
/ chased in Canada
4 photographs of the Falls taken
here"
'Visitors will please notify the Su-
] perintendent. Of any neglect on the
i part of employees, 10 charge for COM
/ mOdiLies or services" No inattenti0n
of this kind obs erVedy % 1E-a sGf
s'Don't throw stones q Ivn they may
hit people below" -4 r.r
,'Fhe propfietors will not be respon-
sible for parties. who jump over the
Falls" More slirking Of RESPONSE
bility-.-it appears to be the prevailing
thing beTesl ~ -f.4-. (. = ls.I ~, -..i4
5--I Sl,gaS,s q had a lhiesE,e regard for the
S igners of the DeelaratieH of Indepeu-
dence, but now they d q not reaily seem
t0. anaoHIt To much alongside the sign
ers of Niagara Falls. To tell the plain
truth, the multitude of signers aRnoy-
led me- 1t was bScattseI 4 noticed at least
that they always happeted to pfohibi
exactly the. thing that I was just want
ling to Ci0.l L desired to roll on the grass
ahe sign prohibited it. I longed tC
smoke a sign forbade it. And t. was
Just in the act Of throwing astone over
to asbOnish and pulverize such parties
as might be picnieing below, when Z
sign I have just mentioned forbade
that. Even that poor satisfaction wa'
denied me, (and 1 a friendless orphan.
: There. was nc. recourse, now but t
seek consolation in the flowing bowl
, 1 drew my flask from my pocket, but
was all in vain. A sign confronted
. which said : ariass
"No drinking allowed on these prem
: ises.''
On that spot I might have perisheC
of thirst, but for the saving words o
/ an honored maxim that fitted through
my memory at the critical nome ut
''All signs fail in edry time" Com
mon law takes precedence Of the stat
ues. 1 was saYed. t-.ra zs1,'5
6 THE NOBLE RED MAN.
The Noble Red Main has always bee
a darling of mine. love to read abou
him in tales and legends and romances
I love to read of his inspired sagacity
and his love of the wild free ii1 c
mountain and forest, land hfs gfan
truthfulness, his hatred of treachery
and his general nobility of character
and his stately metaphOrical manner {
ksFssch ;-n.I1d his. s.chiVAlEsas loRe--sfsth
dusky maiden and the pictuTesqu
p0mp o. bis dress and accoutremen
When / t6und the shops at Niasar
Falls fu | of dlJinty Indian bead work
and stunning mocassins. and equal
. stan ing toy figures represe nting hU
,tIntn beings who carried .theirfWeapon
in boleS bored tiIroughltheiF TFms an
! / bbdies, and had fept Shaped lik pie,
\ was filed with emotion. 1 knew thS
now; tt.last, Twas going to. come fac
] to face with the Noble Red Mans1lt4
lady clerk In shop told me, indee
that all her grand array of CuIiositif
were made by. The Indians, and tbs
there were plenty about the Falls, an
that they were. friendly and it woul
not be dangerous to speak to them. An
sure enough, as IapprOached tbe brfdg
i ON noble old Son of the Forest, 81
q ting under tree, diligently at Wor
on q bead reticule. He wore a slouc