Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-06
Paragraphs OF All Sorts.
Fruit for temperance folks-water-melons.

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Dresden.
A paying one.
Olive oil, internally administered, is a new
found remedy for gout
Why is a kiss like a rumor? Because it goes
from mouth to mouth
JOYS are the flowers dropped in our path by
the hand Of Providence.
They have blind man in New York who can
detect counterfeit money.
There is wine cellar in London covering
eleven acres under ground.
Is the garment Of religion to be judged by the
length of its nap during service ?
Why are the men of Washington City not to
be trusted Because they are D. G. vers.
It is not from nature. but from education and
habits, that our wants are chiefly derived.
To be able to bear provocation is argument
of great reason, and to forgive it, of a great
mind
"Cutting off coupon from the marriage
bond is the ornamental synonym for having a
baby.
/ Wendell Phillips calls Reverdy Johnson's talk
in England "the sentimental mush of magnan-
Unity"
The only good run Of luck cynical husband
says he ever had was when his wife ran away
from him.
The females clerks in Boston dry goods
house get one per cent on all their sales, besides
their salaries.
Russia, with an eye to the health of the rising
generation. forbids the manufacture or sale of
coored sweetmeats
stone at Methen is situated in two States,
Massachusetts and New Hampshire, three coun-
ties, and three towns.
A woman may be of great assistance to her
husband in business by wearing cheerful smile
upon her countenance.
A boarding school miss, being unwel deemed
it vulgar to say &c Bilious" so she complained
| of being " Wiliamous ~
| New Hampshire man has had his house,
hold expenses reduced $500 year. His wife
saw him kiss the servant girl
Men ofgenius are often dull amidst common
place society as the blazing meteor when it de-
scends to earth is only a stone.
More people have gone to the gibbet for want
of early instruction, discipline and correction
than from any incurable depravity of nature.
A Partisan savant says that French glove
makers are obliged to make gloves with i'm
mensely long fingers for the American market
A young lady went to one of our photograph
artists a dav two since and wanted him to
take her with an expression as if composing a
poem.
An exchange says that Brigham Youngs son
Joe smokes good cigars, drinks good liquor
plays poker, licks his wives, and breaches the
gospel
More frequently than benedicts do bachelors
live beyond their means and wonder-poor
wretches - they can't 1" husband " their re-
sources.
The mustache and goatee were first worn in
Spain to distinguish Christians from Moors, this
being as nearly the form of a cross as the beard
can be cut.
A saving woman Is the very best saving bank
man can have, and such should be most res
pectivey invited to change their names and be-
come wives.
1t is estimated by scientific Observers that
man will use up as much vital force in working
his brain two hours, as he will in working his
muscles eight.
John Quincy Adams held position under the
Government during every administration from
that of Washington to that of Polk, during
which he died.
citizen of Indiana, who has had the expert
ence of eight wives, says divorces are much
cheaper than funerals as way of disposing of
an uncongenial partner.
"John how l wish it was as much the fash
ion to trade wives as it is to trade horses"
" Why so. Pete? ~ "Pd cheat somebody most
shocking bad afore night"
When you pass door after nine o'clock at
night and see young man and woman, and
hear a smack you may bet your bottom dollar
that young man don't live there.
1t is said that the Englishmen in Canada pat
rio:ically avoid placing green spectacles on
their noses, lest it should be construed into
hosting the "green above the red.''
London is growing SO rapidly that its popula-
tion will soon be 100000. The Metropolitan
Police of 1900 members, have to control and
patrol district of 80 miles in diameter
The Bayard family, of Delaware, have had
thirty-three years in the U. S. Senate. The
Office has been held by the father, uncle and
grandfather of Thos F. Bayard, the last elected
Chloroform was discovered about thirty years
ago and almost at the same time in Europe and
America, by distilling mixture of alcohol and
chloride of lime, and subsequently rectifying
the product,
The New York Herald of late date says
forty guests at party in Brooklyn were
poisoned by colored confectionery, and little
girl died recently from the poison in painted
Christmas bon bons.
A nice distinction-A Southern exchange in
speaking of two cases of infanticide, one OF the
murderesses heiug white and the other black,
calls the white one san unfortunate girl and
the other q negro iend."
female recently paraded the streets of
Western town, exhibiting, above pair of stout
ankles skirt upon which the indelibie brand of
the miller was still visible, Ninety-six pounds,
extra superfne-warran ranted.'
! In respect to the false calves which the ladies
are accused of wearing, the editor of the Monte
rey Gazette says; a. spotless and symmetrical
hose. whether it contains real or saw-dust, de-
mands the homage of all men,
| At party, while q young lady was playing
with peculiar -brilliancy of touch, a by-stander
bachelor exclaimed s1Fd give the world for
those fingers" '' Perhaps you. might get the
whole hand by asking" said the young ladys
observant mamma.
fresh arrival from England went the other
day TO a livery stable, and expressed his wish
for Carriage. The man in attendance asked if
he would have buffalo. The cockney seemed
startled, and stammered out: 'Well, l think
| I'd rather ave 'oss."
A recent English traveller on the plains of the
Argentine Confederation tells of certain
nacioue Nabidrigisi, who. at the age of one