The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1869-01-29
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The next style or bonnet Is 10 De Dea0
aud Two inches of ribbon, fastened With q
hair pm.
Nov ia the time to make presents. -
Young man. il you haven't anything better
give your haul to some lady.
Tho latest style of invitation in New
York, when friend asks another to drink
j., "Will you step in and change your
Society has decided that widow must
abstain from balls and parties one year at
ter the death of her. husband.
= An Irishman eating his FIRST green corn,
handed the cob to tie waiter, and asked,
"Will ye Place put some more banes Oh INC
stick r.
A little four year old, striving to impress
his sister with the vast quantity he would
give her, said, Turn the sky ever and
will 6llit full That would be large
dish TO Fill.
'sDo you seek consolation for your sor
rows in drink p. asked pious old lady
of an Incorporate fellow. "Yes, in horn, !"
was the laconic reply.
Monster-''Im afraid I'm sitting on
your crinoline, ma am" Afable young
lady-"Oh. never mind sir, it g of no con
sequence you cant hurt it. Monster
NO. ma am, IS not that, but the confound
ed thing hurts me.
"A little Berkshire boy staggered his
ton in biblical zoology: Mother. if all the
little girls are Jesus Christ's lambs, are
not all the little boys his goats p
A lady who had refused an awkward but
wealthy sutor, said TO friend as he pas
sed: Look at him Could you marry him,
even if he had carriage and horses -
'sNo. indeed, replied the other, Not if
he kept livery stable. p"
A Bridgeport, Conn. Sunday school
teacher questioned his class in regard to
the origin Of Christmas, with the following
result: Where was Christ born?' AT
Bethlehem. Where is Bethlehem !? In
Judea. Who FIRST knew that Christ was
born 2 His mother
what should young Iassie do wi an
cid MANI Sixteen married eighty in
Schoharie county some weeks since and the
other day, firing of her old husband, she
went of with 500 Of his money and a
young Augu stus whom she had loved be-
fore she sold herself, bound for the setting
sun. No cards.
'Friend Mallaby, | am pleased that
church . But said the clergyman, Il
thought you we're strongly opposed to hav-
ing an organ in church 2" 80 | am. y
said friend Obadiah, 'but then if thee will
worship the Lord with machinery, wou Id
like to have thee to have frSt>rate III
strument.
In the baggage of a woman arrested in
Davenport, Iowa. on the 18th inst, for
passing counterfeit money, over $4,000 of
spurious currency was found. She was
agent for an Eastern band Of counterfeiters
Queen Victoria's income is 81, 925, 900
per annum. Perhaps it will be consoiiBg to
bachelors 10 state that she is a widow.
John Robertson, colored minister, is
charged in insinuating himself in the best
colored society in Cincinnati, winning the
affections of Mary White the handsomeSt
black lady, and then swindling her out of
$3.50 under promise of marriage. The
reverend brother is in prison.
The salt mines of Austria are worked up
ky million miners.
1t has just been discovered that an limo.
cent man has served seven and a halt years
in tho Michigan Penitentary.
Annie Sherlock, middle aged woman,
vas found dead IN her bed Tuesday, in
Chicago. A post norton examination
proved that Drunkenness was the cause Of
1t.
In England, recently, man became in
sane while being married.
The young ladies of Staunton, Virginia,
had rife match last Friday.
"A hog weighing one thousand pounds
sold IN Dubuque last week for one hundred
ond sixteen dollars and half
Peat has been discovered two miles from
Magnolia in Harrison county, Iowa.
A street, Oh. occurred ia Montgomery,
Texas. IN which four men were killed, all
pestilent desperadoes.
A female gambler of forty five commit
ted suicide, in New York, recently, when
her husband discovered her passion for
play.
A Muscatinc, Iowa, lady has recovered
500 dollars damages from Christian klef-
fer for I'M lries sustained by being bitten
by his vicious dog.
a blaine farmer who raises many APP
pies, invariably sells them at fifty cents pei
bushel, saying that they are worth no more.
He refuses to sell more than four or five
bushels to any one man, being determined
that they shall not enrich spectators by
them.
A capacious Waterbury Dutchmap ate
Eve and half pounds of Bologna sausage
at one sitting, the other day.
Cutting off coupon from the marriage
bond" is the ornamental synonym for hav
ing baby.
A few devoted catholics of New York
have contributed $4,000 to endow the
American College at Rome.
A distinguished horticulturist learned bv
chance that the best way to label a tree is
to write with lead pencil on zinc The
name cannot be erased at first and it grows
more distinct and durable in age.
Enoch Arden" cases multiply. William
E. Marsh son Of the Robert G.. Marsh, OF
Holyoke, who has been missing and wholly
nnaccounted for since 1862, and for four or
Eve years has been accounted dead, reap
peared without warning at Holyoke las,
week. He had heard nothing from biz
home, and his brother Albert having OBJ