Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-05-22
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Pins Ultra of Remedies.

Ii will make more cures and in less time
than anv remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
Ii cures chronic and j. lammatory Rheumatism
no matter OF how long standing. 1t will cure
any and all cases of d plhera in its most ma
lIgnsnt forms, in one day-we will warrant it
IN any case If directions be strictly followed. 1t
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in 20 minutes.
1t will cure the Toothache in one minute. 1t
cur "I urlsy ard Pneumonia, elicctualIy, in
"a hUurs aud frequently in hall the time. /:
cures Asthma and Bronctlus when all other
remedies fail. 1t cures Dyspepsia, Papitation
of the Heart Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and more permanently than any
other remeCy in the world. Ii has been used
successfully IN several cases OF analysis. One
or lwo tcaspoonsfui will eilectualy cure any
case of DaTrhoea or DySentery. 1t cures ordi
nary Coughs and Coles in one nght-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia this Troublesome am
most painful OF all diseases permanently and
otfcctualy in Two or three applications. 1t has
never failed. Let all who doubt this try II free
Of charge. In Sore aud Weak Eyes it never
fails to effect cure in four or five application
some II Il ese were OF 20 and % years stands
ing We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprsnS, Bruises and Fresh
Wounds II Is tie best remedy ever used 1t
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
tia, cures all cases Of hat kind The inventor
is fully satisfied that Il will cure any case
Scroiull though ne has never had an oppOrtuni-
,y of testing 1t, save in { case, a child s years
old, which had been SoIely afflicted for years.
Fur bottles were used internally and externally
aud ! permanent cure was the result. Cases OF
Cholera Nor, US have been treated successfully
In every case almost instantaneous rthei was
given. There are great many other diseases
that Ibis popular remedy wi, cure, such as
Cu,ic, Cramps, &c, which we think u Is 10
necessary 10 mention in detail here. In cUncu
sion we wish it distinctly understood tha. We
have reffaIne from saying or recomn ending
this celebrated AnodyLe Elixir for any thing
but what WI know, from actual experience. and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
lily medicine ever presented 10 the people aI'd
that no laluIy Will be without it as soon as It's
virtues are known.
\. L. o. No Lerson must expect one bottle TO
cure a case of rheumatism cr Spinal Affection
OF years >tdndlng-ihough III many cases one
bottle will make an ellectuaI cure-but continue
the Use ot 1t until cure is effected, which Will
undoubtedly be the case.
tgj- Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manenlly, 10y this Invaluable remedy, two or
more OF which Will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie Stanton Vudcalor.
Or Try One Borle of tie Grca. American
Ni,.overy of 1868.
Agents wanted IN all the principal Cities and
Towns III the United States to sell lhs ceIehra-
ted AGodync Elixir Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box I'll Stanton, Va.
January >, 500. Gm
e. For sale by Henry Billings, SheP'
hrrdsIown