Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-03-13
Facts and Faacies.

7 Fsets and Fa.cies.
AN epitaph for an auctioneer-Gone.
A great curiosity-A woman without It..
A"Light Employment t"-Capdle making.
Victims of the stake-Martyrs and gamblers.
An agreeable neok-tie-A pretty girls arms.
The dissatisfied spirit finds all things made
guate. .'a ri sf "a
The basest men have the lowest estimate of
women.
Three things to govern-Temper, tongue and
conduct.
"Loves Labor Lost "a hen sitting on
wooden eggs. 49,
The lady who took everybody's eye mus, have
. lot of them.
The worst organ-grinder-A hollow tooth that
plays the deuce. .f,.aF -.e ..ff a.i'l.H
The real champions of the ring-Mothers and
daughters to marry. ~ a.n.n
Why is love like canal-hoate Because il il
an internal transport.
Be open for correction; if you are wrong ac-
knowledge 1t frankly. t@' -
What lady's name is spelt forward and back
ward the sane? Eve, "a
Why is Athens like worn out shoe? Be-
cause 1t once had Soon. as. 81 tsst
The young map who was lost in slumber found
his way out on a nightmare. t14nm as
What time is that which spelt forward and
backward is the same? Noon.
in forming an opinion, keep both ears open
and then you can hear on both sides. sf
What gentleman cap, with any sense of pro-
priety, ask fat woman to lean on his arm.
A woman's grief is often very short. If she
loses her husband, she pines only for sseond
A man in New Orleans walks so slow that his
shadow frequently falls asleep ON the sidewalk.
What ladyIike designation is that which is
spelt forward and backward the same? Madam.
Armies don't like to be hard-pressed. We
can't say how it would be with an army of
women.
Mr.. Drinkhoff makes distinction thus /" Too
much whisky is too much, bot too much lager is
shoost right"
Vermont editor says he had present on
Christmas morning which was not piano, but
It could yell"
Our very manner Is thing Of Importance A
kind "no" is often more agreeable than a
rough yes" .
A beautiful Oriental proverb runs thus :
g. With time and patience the mulberry leaf be-
comes satin"
Beauty consists not in pretty face, but in a
pretty mind-a mind well educated, kind and
accomplished.
California requires annually fifteen million
yards of sacking for grain and three millions for
other purposes
It has beer ascertained that some ladies use
paint as all 6ddlers do resin-to aid them in
drawing beau.
A little boy at Sunday school being asked,
+" What is the chief end of man r. replied, "The
end what's got the head ON
A tailor, who, while skating, fell through the
ice, declared that be would never again leave
his hot goose for a cold duck,
A tender-hearted railway engineer says he
never runs over man when he can. help it,
-" becauseit muses. up the engine so."
A wretch heard to say at social party,
> that young lady playing on pianoforte was
like an ape, because her fipgers were 'mongkeys.
Among the mines of the western slope of the
Sierra Madre Is one called Carmen, from which a
mass of pure>silver weighing four hundred and
twenty-six pounds was taken.
It Is said that part Of the present Scotch crown
was made from gold found in Sutherandshire,
the seat of the present British gold sensation,
during the sixteenth century
To make q Indian pudding in Fort Dodge
f" First, catch your Indans-twn Of them boil
tillltAeis heels came to the top let stand in .
cool place for two weeks then serve with sorg-
bum and vinegar'sA se~-@
Eggs are preserved on q large scale in Paris by
placing in wire baskets about dozen at a tine,
and immersing them for about . minute in boilr
ing water. thin layer Of the eggs, candidates
on the inner surface Of. the shell, forming a film
impermeable to air, =, ~ II. bas e.sssf
The moral salvation of man and women de-
pends in q great degree, upon home surround-
ings. Men who never have good we'll cooked
foodg 5apiessant society, nor easy chairs, nor
tasteful rooms at home, are pretty sure to pat
ronize restaurants, saioors 6ar-roous Of sne
hdusfs Sf hsS6st tpeAH@s Il GCl
An Ohio editor is getting particular shout
what hs ct. "a Hear hih T J. fhe .Nonea Who
made the butter which ne bought last week is
rqpsytfalv requested. to exercise .nore iudg-
msut, in aProportiosing the, Ingredients. The
last batch had too much hair in fos butter. ana
not quite enoaghs for waterfall. There - no
sense in making yourself haldheaded if butter Is
thirty-6ve cents pound"
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