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The New York herald., 1869-07-04

The rates paid for carrying to Tuesday were "a
30, 516, 7-1o q, 9-l6 up TO Clearing House, ana 3-16
i the afternoon. The city OF New York took out
5000 In SPECIE The disbursements OF coin interest
to-day amounted to s1,7s1 $780, The following is the
report of the Gold Exchange Bank
Gross clearngs. Sly, 300 900
Currency Daiances es.................... $500, 265
The heavy clearances show the large transactions
of yesterday. 1t is inferred that the sales which are
represented in these transactions made "short,
by the ciiques, who are operating similarly in the
stock market
Foreign exchange was duh and irregular. The
range of prime bankers sixty-day bills was i0e%
1O9T, ana OF sight 1103S 1loa. Francs were firm.
The stock market was strong but dull Transac-
tions were comparatively few, owing TO the semi
holiday and the absence Of great many prominent
operators and dealers Prices were nrm particu-
larly for New York Central, Michigan Southern, Pa
ci6c Mail and the Northwestern shares. which were
the features of the day. The ease in money at the
close of the day had been discounted, and tempted
very little buying. 1t encouraged holders however,
and rendered the market quite firm. New purchasers
preferred to walt and how far the present strn-
gency may be extended, for the feeling was general
that on Tuesday next the cllques will re-
peat the locking up Of money The exces-
sive balance In the Treasury Is so large
that they have the market in their power. In
the relaxation to-day they were doslrous Of making
sure of the three days interest while helping to en-
courage more bqying, New York Central touched
The New York herald., 1869-07-04

iV0U S1oU,OUU
These are the best figures Gilpin and Clear Creek
counties ever offered, and the most pleasing feature
Is that they show net increase OF $4,000 for this
month. AT present rates years production would
amout to over S5,500000, which, we take 1t, are
enormous results for so small population What
portion OF the United States outside of the mining
IL is probable that the gross productions OF the two
counties will foot up at the end of the year between
81 000 900 ana $4,000 600. We are elated over the
results, and see In them bright promise Tor the fu-
ture. 1t should be added tnat in calculating the
amount OF bullion shipped through the express we
made allowance for undervaluatIon, but the totals
given will bear the closest scrttlnY.
The New York herald., 1869-07-04
THE SCIENCE or TRAM PllAGY.

Eow Freight is TalSea from Trains in Mo-
ticn-Arrest and Escape Of an Alleged Ope-
rator--IfOw n Woman UnwEttingiy aided Il
The New York herald., 1869-07-04
Saturday, July 3-1O:15 A. MI.

1000 Missouri 6's. ......
5000 n Y 7's, bl, reg.
500 4 & W con C bs..
5000 Alton h Ter II in..
1000 G. G d | Cent list.
5000 Mich Cen SIS, n bs.
5000 G, ,B & Quin Sack !
10 shs Nassau Bank.
Is Cen National Bk,
10 Del 4 Hud Can. ID C
O0n tNnIte Earuo Evn
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
Humorous.


An hotel landlord in Oregon saves the expense
of gong by keeping dog whose tail he pulls
for dinner.
great many persons wish to live their lives
over again because they see where they might
have slnned-and didn't.
Some one says of certain congregation, that
they pray on their knees on Sundays, and on
their neighbOrs the rest of the week.
Among other wonderful things for which the
Great Eastern is celebrated are her remarkable
hatch-ways-she lays telegraphc cables.
traveller, breakfasting at an Arkansas hotel,
requested the waiter to take his cup of coffee
out into the yard and pump some of the water
out oft
A woman in New Orleans was arrested for
throwing pail of boiling water over man.
Her defence that she mistook him for her
husband.
A fellow writes that he takes no stock in the
{" new woman's club" He says the told
woman s cluh" is enough for him and frequently
too much.
A correspondent (unmarried) suggests that
Solomon's wisdom was due to the fact tha. he
had seven hundred wives hom he consulted on
all occasions.
newspaper article has been going the rounds
of late, beaded " Where is your boy at night ?'
An urchin suggests another article, GO Where is
daddy at night?'
A boy who had heard the quotation, " A lit
tie learning is a dangerous thing" wished to
stop going to school because he was afraid he
should not live long enough to get past the
dangerous point.
A creduous man said to wag who had a
wooden leg: How came you to have wooden
leg?" Why" answered the wag, "my
father had one, and SO had my grandfather. 1t
runs in the blood
A raptured writer inquiries C What is there
under heavens more humanizing, or if We may
use the term, more angezing, than fine black
eye in a lovely woman2'' Two black eyes is the
only answer thought of at present.
An English cockney at the falls of Niagara,
when asked how he liked the falls, replied:-
They're 'ansome-qute so but they don't
quite hanswer my hexpectatons besides got
'vetted, and lost me at. prefer to look at EN-
in an hiugraving, in 'ot weather, and in the
ouse.'
romantic youth, promenading in one of our
fashionable streets, picked up thimble. He
stood meditatng upon the probable beauty of
the owner, when he pressed it to his lips saying
g Oh that it were the fair cheek of the wearer.
Just as he had finished, stout, elderly negress
looked out of upper window and said ::
" Massa jist please to bring dat 6mble of mine
in de entry-I jst drapt it,"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
SPERMATORRHEA
THE EYES! THE EYES!
DR.. E. H. PARDEE,
|OculiSt and AuriSt

A FTER A PROTRACTED BLINDNESS OF
N more than five years, Dr. Pardee has made
himself thoroughly and scientifically acquaint-
ed with all diseases of the Eye, and is now prac-
ticing with success not surpassed in the Uni
ted States. tE fttE
All operations performed, such as 'Strabismus,
or cross eye, Cataract by linear extraction, De-
preston Absorption, Pterygium, or feshy
membrane growing over the eye, Reduction OF
Staphyloma, or bulging out OF the eye Artificial
Pupil, Fistula Lachrymalis: or closing OF tear
passage, and all deformities of the Lids, etc.
Artificial Eyes inserted without the least pain,
and possessing all the movements and brililancy
of the real eye large assortment constantly
on hand and for sale at reasonable prices The
Doctors Eye Bath for the eatrnent and cure OF
all nervous diseases is used all over this coast
Thankful to those physicians who have sent
him cases for operations, he hopes that his uni
versa1 success will warrant continuation OF
their confidence His celebrity as an operatoris
co-extepsive with his success, as patients sare
presenting themselves for treatment and opera
tions, from New York and Boston, almostiaouth.
ly. Many patients can be seen at the Doctors
Office daily, in different stages of recovery.
ofice-737 Clay street, OPPOSITE THE
PLAZA San Francisco. l6d4:ly.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

A Full HAYD.-Tbe good old times are not
gone forever. Here is an incident: On the re-
cent trip of Mississippi steamboat, the clerk
had allotted the last state-room and was about to
close his Office, when he was sstounded by the
apparition of a tall Missourian, who exclaimed
{" / say, stranger, want one of them chambers y
Sorry, sir, said the official, blandly, but
onr state-rooms all taken"
1.-The d. they are" responded Missouri ;
"I've paid my tare'n want one of them cham
bers."
"Allow me to see your ticket said the still
polite clerk. Putting his hand to the back OF
his neck the passenger pulled out teu-inch
bowie-knife, and driving it quiveriug into the
counter said: "Fm from Pike county, yonng
feIler, and thar's my ticket; want one of them
chambers"
Before the steel and ceased to ribrate the
prompt clerk quietly thrust loaded and capped
six shooter under Pixies nose, and coolly au-
swered; I've only got six chambers and you
see they are all full.
The Missouriau edged out of Grange" and
putting up his i.iootb-pick," ejaealated: "a
full hands good, BY -!'
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

Mary the writer these lines and nvana "aHe 7ns 'ae
Island Of St. crz for ta health, experienced an witnessed many sus anu
beneficial effects Of 2u there produced Of wo were ASe
ouve seeking inquiry and iavesgo Obtained full history
Of its medicinal virtues lie delighted aa surprised a-1 a- his recovery
which determined possible tie s. manufacture
and sell it in tho United
The result Of his ao.s r1Is hls and suffering humanity
for the celebrated LA7A-roE 5TEaS world PLAN
TAToN BITEas being article Ct real founded principles and
relying wholly world rapid u-
ton i the history medicine: 81 the civilized
world The cahasc Ti35cZ. ta.2z he. and the demand Tor
the PLANTATION B-EEs far exceeded the @ TIE supply
Notwithstanding large importation Of 81. C- Lr lo for the
pounding Of quantity; Itse
that extensive scale abroad aou made aad
dispatched Thomas m that IIe fao in securing and
leasing tho
island Houses stills erected ai which utterly aston
shed the the island
cured, and very pricrs Of the PLANTATION I5 n portion
laboratory perfectly cZ needed II anuas-
turing DysPz2TIc vIzoEA-0R represents
the natives crushing i oevi e: ha stills a2
aniise Fever Ia.e. aou3 and
diseases unsurpassed IN the
history the world million h d;al q aasalv They
adapted id male and female g agreeable TASTE all always
produce immediate beneficial result
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
FRENCH MEDICAL OFFICE|

9 DIR. JULIEN PERRAULT, Doc
TOR OF MEDICINE PARIS GRADUATE
UNIVERSITY QUEENS COLLEGE, OF THE ST. JoHNs
BAprIsrE SOCIETY SAN Francisco.
DIR. PERRAULT has pleasure to inform patients, and
seeking confidential medical advice that he can
consulted daily at his Office, "ARM0RY HALL" BUILD
ING, Northeast Montgomery and Sacramento
streets, San Francisco. ROOMS No. O. 10 and H. first
floor up stairs Entrance from either Montgomery or Sac
ramento streets.
Dr. PERRAULTS studies have been exclusively de-
to the of the various forms of Phys
ical Debility, the results of injurious habits acquired
youth which usually terminate in impotence sterlity
and permanently induce all the concomitants of old age
Where nfrmty exists involving the happiness
life, and that of Others and morality dictate
necessity of its removal for is fact that
decline of the vigor of manhood matrimonial unhappness
compulsory single lie ETC., have their sources in
the germ Of which is planted in early life and the bitter
fruit tasted long afterward Patients aborng this
complaint, will complain of of the following
symptoms Nocturnal emissions, pains in the back and
head weakness of and sight, discharge from the
urethra the stool making water, the intellectual
ulties weakened loss of memory ensues ideas
clouded, and there is disncnaon attend business
or even to reading, writing the society of friends
The patient will probably complain of dizziness vertigo
and that sight and hearing weakened sleep disturbed
by dreams, melancholy, 'sighng palpations Paintings
coughs and slow fever; while have external rheu
matte pain and numbness of the body Some of the
common symptoms pmpes in the face, and aching in
different parts of the body Patients suffering this
disease should apply Immediately to DR.. PERRAULT Ell
her in person by letter. he will guarantee cure
of Seminal emissions and impotence in six to eight
Patients suffering from yenereal diseases any stage gon
orrhea geet structures bubo ulcers, erupton
etc, will be treated successfully All Syphilitic Mercu
rial taints entirely removed from the system
DR. PERRAULTS diplomas in his Office where patients
for themselves We invite investigation not
to know everything everybody but claim
that in all cases taken under treatment fulfill prom
We particularly request those who have tried this
boasted doctor, and that advertised physician till
and discouraged, to call upon Low charges and quick
Ladies suffering from complaint incidental to
their SEX consult the Doctor with of relief
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
The 'sponsibIe Editor.

Don Fiat tells story of a newspaper enter
prise carried on by him and one or two othe.
gentlemen OF Ohio, several years ago. He says
The editors had their eyes in chronic state
OF mourning. But they were game and kept IN
the war until one day long-bodied broad
shouldered, doube-fsted Democrat, named Jim
Moore, staiked into the editorial sanctum and
made the novel proposition of being published
as responsible editor.
q You amt up to these Wing fellers, YOU
amt Just turn 'em to me-say I'm the
'sponsible editor, will you %
This was novel, but pleasing, and Jeems was
duly installed in the post he solicited Not long
after an inspired blacksmith or eloquent tinker
addressed the hard ciderites. Our notice of this
event reads TO the effect that ssour quiet town
was fearfully startled and alarmed by strange
noise that broke out with great violence on Sat-
urday last, near the church. On repairing to
the spot we discovered that the unearthly bel
lowing came from stray long-ears that had
wandered into our town. The owner of this dis
agreeable beast would do well to capture and
stable him."
The paper was scarcely distributed before the
eloquent blacksmith bounced into tie office, fol-
lowed by crowd of curious friends.
Where's the editor of this nigger baby 5
dip ~ roared the stumper,
Don't allow any profane language on these
premises, responded the ad interim responsible
editor, turning over the exchanges and scarcely
looking at the indignant intruder
+" You be id, | want the editor, say"
"Well, well, well" cried Jim, with dignity ;
as if his precious time was being intruded upon
by fellow beneath his notice. '.I'm the 'spon-
sible editor"
"No you ain't," chorussed the crowd,
"you're only Jim Moore,'
"Don't try to fool me-" foamed the orator :;
4" ] want the feler that writ that" pointing to
the somewhat personal paragraph.
Z" If you say I'm not the 'sponsible editor"
exclaimed Jim, getting up, and it seemed as if
he never would get done doing that, % you re
id liar You're id liar, anyhow p and
in the twinkling of telegraph the injured orator
found himself stranded on the curb-stones, with
the lately sympathizing friends regarding him
curously from behind corners. 1t is not neces-
sary to say that we were not again disturbed.
Examiner
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

A Story FROM NED BRAcE.-Mr. Bacon, of
Edge6eld, South Carolina, the hero of the Geor-
gia scenes, under the name of Ned Brace, y
was once courtibg a lady either in Georgia or
Carolina She had refused him frequently, and
he as often renewed his suit. At one interview
she becams exceedingly annoyed at his importu-
nifty, and told him she would rot marry hir1 ;
that their tastes, opinions, likes and dislikes
were totally different. - In fact" said she,
"Mr. Bacon, l don't think there is one subject
on earth upon which we agree"
s"I assure you. madam, that you are mis-
TAKEN said Mr.. Bacon, and car prove it,
"If you will mention one thing about which
we agree, said she, ~I will marry you"
We'll, said Mr.. Bacon, - will do it. Sup
pose, now, you and were travelling together
We arrive atsnight At hotel and there we're
only two~beds; in one there is man, and the
o'eer woman-which bed would you sleep in p
one rose Indignantly, and replied, q With the
woman, of course, sir't
$50 would Il earnestly replied Mr.. Bacon
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
Wfekly Griaity yaurnal.
How They. Had.H,u.

~ .f'fgE r~s-s )
When was young and tender too
had to mind and had to do
Whatever mother bade me;
She used to have walnut stick
Which kept me on the double-auick.
Aud that was where she had me-
When older grew, and quite a bean
Among the girls. used to know
Miss Priscilla Cadmy:
And with the help Of smiles and mods
FELL in love at forty rods,
And there is where she had me-
When was older, say sixteen,
thought 1t time to have q queen,
And asked her il she'd wed me;
She said she didn't much object
Or words to something that effect,
And there was where she had me-
But when, to make the matter straight
bsEaf 4 went up to negotiate
Affairs With Colonel Cadmy,
lie said he ~ didn't care to sell"
lie told me might 60 too-well,
And that where he had me.
drowned my sorrow in the cup
Until got my dander up
Il couldn't have been madderG
. When she proposed that be one
In spite of pa-the thing done,
And that was where l had her,
Two lovely urchns on my knee
I'm proud to say belong to me-
Chat is, to and maiame);
For when we left native sod,
We spent year two abroad
And there where we had 'em.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
FEMALE MONTHLY PILLS.
DR.. BriOt'S Female Monthly Pills

Their immense sale has established their reputation
male remedy unapproached, and far in every
other medicine for suppression and Irregularities and other
distractions in females On the receipt of Five Dollars these
Ps Will be sent by mail express, to part of the
world secure from curiosity or damage.
Persons at distance be cured at home by addressing
letter to Dr. j. PARAULT corner Sacramento and Mont
gomery streets Rooms Nos O. 10 and H. Box 913 Post
Oce San Francisco stating the minuely possible
general habits of living. occupation, etc, etc.
All communications confidential. 1:13:52t
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

WESTERN DIALEcr.-A letter written by q
young Yankee, living in Indiana, thus refers 10
some of the peculiarties of the Hoosier dialect.
He says:
Some one ought to write a novel and draw the
characters and dialect of this region. 1t would
excel any version of our Yankee tongue ever
saw. No one here undertakes anything indi-
viduals always gather bold" So, too, we
have no mean, low lived citizens but there is
an extensive class of {" nary pups" who are
worse than anything | ever saw East
One thing that strikes Yankee is that no
person ever carries anything, he always packs
it," So, too, no one is :" very well, thank you,
but is always I" right SMART or 'quite peerf.
No one attends tc matters at once, but always
latter a bit, or " a little" If man wants to
express himself with a moderate swear, he say:
he will " be dogoned' whatever that may be
Nor do we have any guesses here, every one
"reckons and "expects." In describing a
fracas, the regular Hoosier says, - They done
gone fit for an hour" On enquiring for any one
YOU are told - ! haven't saw him." or q disre
member wheG saw him last" We have no ter
cent currency here, it is all % dime" We have
no old settlers here, but some very aged q resi-
ders."
People very generally say, when excited and
want to blow off steam, 80 darn my cats and
dogs or :: dog my cats, and it seems to relieve
their feelings wonderfully. When we speak of a
crowd, it is of the g whole billing" So when
we get through any sharp transaction, it is al
ways I" made the rifle and when we get a
fellow in spot out of which he cannot very well
slip, we have the " dead wood on him." or the
"open and shut" When friends get vexed they
"sour on each other" A good fellow always
has "hs head level" and will g do to tie to-. =
When people approve your course, they tell you
"you're mighty right" or else 90 you re talk
ing" If one wishes to surprise you by des.
cripton, it is always "the biggest kind of o
thing" When poor chap Is subject to fts he
endures another misfortune in being 90 fitted y
When you account for anything that was before
misunderstood, you are comforted by the assur.
ance that it's % thar-a-way, Isl ~ have scrb
bled enough for you. especially as the dinner
bell has been done rung for some time.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
REPRESENTATIONS.

GREAT SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH,
January 2S, 1868. J
Mr.. II. T. HELMBoLD:
Dear Sir Your communication requesting
our terms for advertising was duly received, but
from prejudice had formed against advertis.
ing "cures for secret Diseases" it was left un.
answered. During an accidental conversation
in drug store the other evening, my mind was
changed on the character of your BucHU. 1t was
then highly commended for other diseases by
two physicians present Inclosed please find
our rates of advertising.
Yours, &C.,
T. B. H. STENHOUSE,
Editor and Proprietor of
Daily and Semi-Weekly Telegraph.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

TaE Daily Inlend Empire saws the peoo,e of
CaiIornia must be using Anna Dickinson badly.
= me papers inform us she goes Through ,.ra
Struggle for Life'svitA them every night =
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

THE New York Sun, speaking of the drouoht
said very innocently, and doubtless yerv trntb,
Iany, me other day, that part of the bed of the
fssssie f.ser above the falls is dry and children
Ply upon IL daily. Whereupon the Richmond
enquirer remarks saThat bed won't be drv Iono
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
We IT RENEDIES! NEW RENEDIEO
DR.. GIBBONS DISPENSARY,
623 Eearney street,
Eearney street,
Private entrance on Commercial street.
SAN FRANCISCO,

Established in 1854. for the treat
mcnt of Sexual and Seminal diseases,
such as Gonorrhea, elect. Structure,
Syphilis in all It's forms. Seminal Weak
ness. Impptency, etc. Skin diseases (of
years standing and liberated Legs, sue
IS fully treated.
DOCTOR GIBBON has the pleasure
)f announcing that he has returned TO
this State. after an absence of one year,
during which time he has visited all
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18

Established expressly to GGord the afflicted So1d and sien
tiac Mdical Aid, &n The tTedtnesG azd Of AT
Pirate and chronic diseoses Of
crccy, and all SEXUAL DISORDERS.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1869-09-18
THE SCIENCE OF HEALTH.
Every Man His Own Physician
HoLLoWAY's OINTMENT.


Disorder of the Stomach, Liver Bowels.
The Stomach is the great which influences the heah
OF disease of the systemahused debitaed by
indigestion offensive physical prostration are the
natural consequences Allied to the BRAIN it is the
OF headaches mental depression complaints
refreshing sleep The Liver becomes affected
bilious disorders pains in the side &c The Bowels
tze by Cosiiveness DArhoa and Dysentery The prnci
pal action of these Pills the stomach and the liver.
ungs bowels and kidneys participate recuperatve
and regenerave operation
Eryesipelas and Salt Rheum.
Are two of the and vruen disorders
lent on this continent to these the Ointment is especially
antagonstic, its m0ds erddi first eradicate the
venom and then complete the
Bad Legs, Old Sores, and Ulcers.
Cases Of standing that have pertnacously
fused to yield to other remedy have nvar
ably succumbed to few applications of this powerful
Eruptions of the Skin.
Arising from bad the blood chronic diseases
are eradieated and clear and transparent surface reganed
by the restorative action of this Ointment 1t
OF the cosmetics and other toilet appliances its
to dspe rashes and other disfgurements OF the face
Female Complaints.
Whether in the Young old married single at the
of Womanhood the of life these medicines
precepble in the health patient Being purely
vegetable preparation they safe and reliable remedy
for all classes of Females in every condition Of health aud
STATEN offe.
Piles and Fistula.
Every form and feature of these prevalent and stubborn
disorders sradeated locally and entirely by the of hs
Its healing qualities will be- found to be- thorough and
riabe.
Both the Ointment and the Pills should be used in the fol-
lowing
Bunions, Rheumatism, Sore Threats.
Burns, Ringworm, Sores of all kinds,
Chapped Hands, Salt Rheum, Sprains
Chiblaus, Scalds Stiff Joints,
Pistula, Skin Diseases, letter,
Gout Swelled Glands Ulcers,
Lumbago, Sore Legs, venereaI Sores
Mercurial Eruption, Sore Breasts Wounds of all
Piles, Sore Heads, kinds
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great saving by taking the large sizes Full instructions
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