Bedford inquirer. [volume] (Bedford, Pa.) 1857-1884, 1869-10-01
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Dr. NasJv at Afochehu,cL-He He Rerieics
the F0liieaI Field, and Comes 10 the con
ctlsjoa that Democracy has got Hired
From tbs Toledo Blade.
MocH CHUNK witch is in the state NV
Pennsylvanyl, Sept. II, I869.-At last I
hev struck haven Nv rest. At last I hev
shoor abidin place, for a time at least
How long l may stay, or how soon / may
be compelled to pick up my landlord spare
ehirt and travel. / can't tell. But what do
] care? For the present 7 ana -..ler -.
wing NV man who nez $50, 900, 600 and who
is yoosin it at a terrific rate. Some few Nv the
drops Nv the golden shower is fallin unto
me, and l am content. That is, l am con-
tent personally. l am ez well off ez [ Good
be. | hey twice penetrated the august pres.
ence Nv the Democratic candidate for Gov
ernor Of Pennsylvany, representing myself
ez the president Of a Democratic club in
Philadelphy, and twice hev received 500
to carry on the good work The young man
which guards the outer door Nv the candi-
datorial mansben is a most acoot Judge Nv
human nacher. The servant at the door
askt for credenshels, at wich the young man
who happened to be in the hall, noticin me,
rebuked him for delayin me-
Terence, remarkt he sharply, admit
all such noses without question. Yoo bet
they are our friends
That nose hez cost me thousands Nv other
peoples dollars to keep it up in color
Thank heaven, it's repaying me some Nv the
trouble hey gone to on its account.
I am well enuf of, and possibly ought to
be satisfied, but the condishen Nv the Di-
mocrisy aflix me- The fact is, we are in
bad way, and ther ain no way out NV it.
We amt got no yoonanimity--w amt got
nothin to fife for and the country h5z he'd
universally good crops The weather's bin
agin US. Eff we could hev he'd rain in har-
vest enutf to hey rustid the wheat, and
enuf follerin the wheat harvest to hev rotted
the pertaters, and then juicy attack Nv
cholera and yellow fever, and other disord-
ers Nv that naeher, so that the people Good
hev got dissatisfied and ugly and sich. ther
wood hev bin some hope for US. The pota-
to rot in Western Pennsylyany wood hev
made thousands Nv votes this fall alone
But watts the yoose Nv talking to farmers
with teers in your eyes Nv a country goin to
roonin, ween every mother son Nv EN- hov
ther pockets stuffed with greenbacks, and
barn full ay wheat to bring more? Watts
the yoose Nv clamoriDg for change when the
country doin ez well ez it kin anyhow?
Then agin, our management hez bin
frightful Ia Ohio we made boggle at the
beginning, in the nomenashen Nv Rose
Grams. 1t wuzn't in the nacher Nv things
for our patriots who had shot officers sent
out by Rosecrans to arrest their sons wich
he'd taken bounty and he'd deserted to Cana
dy, to vote for Rosecrans, partickerly ez
hundreds Nv EN- he'd bin dragged to Bastiles
for emptying their rifles at EN-. The hur
rahs stuck in their throats. | must confess
that they made brave attempt at it, but
they looked sick while they did it. The eff
forts to hurrah for Rosecrans, and the face
they made Nv it, reminded me Nv an Incl
dent wich occurred to me wunst
he'd friend whose name it wuz Brown.
who wuz given to indulgence in the fowin
bole to fearful extent Wun mite he at
tempted to be eonyivyel on a new bran Nv
whisky, and it foored him. At1IP. II. II
found him elingin to a lamp post and vomit-
in ez tho ther wuz q minatoor earthquake
into his insides.
Brown p remarked l, Iayin my hand af-
fectionately onto his shoulder Brown, are
you sick p
''Sick Sick ?" replied he, swingin round
to the other side of the post and disehargin
another avalauch. ''Sickl do 700 think 1 m
doin this for the fun Nv thetbinr p
Our Democrats in Ohio swaIere Rose
Grams, but their hurrahs were 50 much ike
the retchin NV man with load onto his
stumick, that it reminded NV my friend
Brown
In Pennsylyany we amt much better of.
Our candidate hez pints about him. He
wuz a copperhead doorin the war, which
makes all Nv that class Nv Democrats en-
thoosiastie Ia his supnolt: but ON totber