Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-04-24
DR.. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra of Remedies.

Il will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted.
II cures chronic and itHammatory Rheumatsm
no matter of how long standing. II Will cure
any and all cases of d plheria, in its most ma.
lienspt forms, in one day-we will warrant II
in any case if directions be strictly followed IL
cures Sick or Nervous Headache in ~ minutes
II will cure the Toothsche in one minute ~
CUT Plruisy ard Pneumonia, elecluaHy' ~
"a hours, and frequently in nan Inc 'i,ne' ~
cures Asthma and Bronctitus when all owner
remedies fail. II cures Dyspepsia, Palpitalion
of the Heart, Liver Complaint and lndieeSuoh'
in less time and more permanently than any
other remecv in the world. 1t has been used
successfully in several cases OF Paralysis. One
or Two teaspoonsfui will ehectuslIy cure any
case of Diarrhoea or Dyseniery. 1t cures ordl
narv Coughs and Colds in one n'ghi-never
fails. II cures Neuralgia, this troublesome and
most painful of all diseases permanently ana
effectually in two or three applications. II mas
never failed Let all who doubt this try II Tree
of charge. In Sore and Weak Eyes 1t never
fails to effect cure in four or FIVE applications
some Of Ii csc were OF 70 and 20 years stand
ing, We have treated many cases OF Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, Sprsns, Bruises end Fresh
Wounds if is the best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases Of that kind. The inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case
Scrofula, though be has never had an opportuhl-
ty,of testing II, save In ole case, child years
old, which had been soTey afflicted Tor years
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result cases OF
Cholera Mortus have been treated successfully
In every case almost instantaneous reHei was
given. There are great many DINER diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &C., which we think 1t is no
necessary to mention in detail here. In conclu'
sion we wish it distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or ending
this celebrated Anodyne Elixir Tor any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
are fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that it is the best and safest fam
ily medicine ever presented TO the people and
that no family will be without it as soon as lis
virtues are known.
n. B.-No person must expect one bottle TO
cure a case Of Rheumatism or Spinal Affection
of years standing-though IN many cases one
bottle will make an effectual cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which VIII
undoubtedly be the case.
CO. Original Certificates are in our posses.
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, two or
more of which will appear each week, hereafter
in the Stanton VindicaIor.
CP Try Que Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell This celehra-
ted Anudyne Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box 72l, Stanton, Va.
January 2, 1869. ON
le- For sale by Henry Billings, Shep-
herdsiown