Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-09-03
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
FATAL Fabian unhealthy autumn.
DEARER THAN LIFE-Fashionabl fun

FATAL FALL-An unhealthy autumn.
DEARER THAN LIFE-Fashionable fun
erals. a,
IS. T,-1S60-X,," IL is said was suggested
first by an industrious effort to initiate
Treasurer Splnner's signature
THE gas is reported to be so badin Eric,
Pa, that the boy who puts it out has to
take lantern to find the posts.
JEInAL SLAB says that u perambulating
squirtgun constantly charged with tobacc"
juice is, nexttOa barn-yard, the nasticst
thing he knows of
1T is said that dog, taken in its infancy
and held three'quartcrs of an hour under
water, will never be troubled with hydro
phobia.
TIPsY lrishman, as funcralprocession
was passing by, was asked who was dead.
y" can't exactly say, sir, said he, but |
presume it's the jintleman In the coiiln.n
A COUPLE Of Fellows who were pretty
thoroughly soaked with bad whisky got
into the gutter, After floundering about
Tor few minutes, one OF them said Jim,
let's go to another house--this hotel leaks"
UPoN the shutter of little shop in
Philadelphia isa placard reading thus
"Gootwcel and figstyers fur sail" The
premises have Just been vacated by Ger
man oorlwainer, who desires to dispose of
his good will and fixtures =
TO BF q woman of fashion is one of the
easiest things in the world. A late writer
thus describes it; ''Buy everything you
don Z want and pay for nothing you get
smile on all mankind but your husband
be happy everywhere but at home"
Two PHYSICIANS at the bedside of pa.
tlent disputed as to the nature of the dis
ease, AT last one OF them ended the dis
cussion by saying: VERY well, have it
your own way now, but the post norton
will show that am right fhe patient
was net much encouraged.
"Have you seen b. htely ~ INQUIRED a
gentleman of u medical friend. "What
don't you know was the reply. "We
were dining together few days ago |; the
next day he Tell i'll; l attended him he
died in the evening. Poor fellow dis
sected him this mornipg"r
GARNER-PAsBs the elder was once an
preached by familiar of Louis Philippe
with an offer of portfolio. "Werc the
King" said the diplomatic go-between,
to send for you to form Cabinet, what
would you doy" Have YOU been official
ly desired to find outy" said the politician.
Well perhaps so, replied the diplomat.
well, then, 1 would say, Your Majesty,
by all means, provided that you, sire,
would accept a foreign mission"
REMEMBERRn.-
Have you forgotten ~ never canl
onS blessed night IN June,
How bright the SKY, how psse your face,
In the wan light OF the moon.
DO you remember its Tor, oh, l doh
The scent OF eowers there
Wac Il the buds upon the trees
Or the great rose In your hAir'
Have yog forgotten 4, never cant
Something risked that night;
Something scarcely dared 10 speak,
Though my heart said was right
De You remember III for, Oh, l dol
Tue nrst. the sWeetett kisa;
Lii up yOaR lace. look IN NV eyes,
IL Was sueh - this-and this,
WHErHER time goes rapidly quite de.
pends ON the object IN prospect, A young
lady on her way TO church to yet married
regards every moment as an hour; man
on his journey 20 be hung thinks an hour
concentrated into every moment The
young chap who Is waiting for an answer
to his proposal looks upon aweek as an
age, while the man of 80 Jwaiting for his
divorce papers believes every hour con.
tains full five hundred minutes. A hungry
man half an hour before dinner thinks Il
win never come, and a dySpeptic wishes
time stood a-Mhole day, so il goes or
dont 60 according to theindividual case
in hand ~
GHAcE GRERNwoop tells story illus.
tratng u new method Of curing those who
are inclined 90 suicide. The hther of
family, amer two attempts to-make way
with himself A. lengih- succeeded an
Shootng himself through -the heart. his
widow--an energetic, sensible woman
perceived that her eldest daughter was
inclined Ia filoN In abe faotsfcns - -,
hther even unto death. The mother
watched her daughter narrowly, and one
day soon atter she had sgupeherself otT
from an old chest in the gArrdt She chi
her down, and tenderly brought her 10.
Then, taking the klot,ed halter, She
vigorously laid il over her shoulders.
saying "I'l put stop 10 this snicidhg
I'm not going 10 have il run Ia our nraily.
I'll have you understand This treat.
ment was successful in checking the
mental disease,