The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1869-08-24

'eI -'N''Ni NiONo Hc CTOWS all over
vi Error will slip thru a crack while trut
of will git stuck in a doorway.
III The man who has just found out
sh, Kant afford to burn green wood has take
Irs his fust lesson in ekonomy.
Nv There is only one thing that can he,
ut truth, and that is he who speaks it.
s- 1t IL hard work, at fust sight, to Sc
he the wisdom of a rattlcsnake bite. b,
"a there Is thousand of foxes who ncve
It, thlnk OF their sins until they are bit bv
,d rattlesnake.
ID There is a CRATE deal ov human natu
is IN krab; if you don't pick them nm !,
re the right way you will discover it.
is Take the humbug out ov this world
IT and you won't have much left to do biz
.t illness with.
n Faith and curiosity are the gin cock
, tails of sukcess.
Advertising is said tew be certain
# means OF sukccsS ; some folks are 50 inn.
;. pressed with this truth that it sticks out
: OF their tombstoncs.
! There is this difference between ionor-
a ahce and error; ignorance is stone blind.
: ana error is short sitcd ignorance stand
D.. sun and error moves to run arin a post
hkonomy is a savings bank into which
men drop pcnnys and git dollars.
There is one thing you kant put ONT
ana that Is your conscience YOU NAV
smother it, but like coal pit it kontnins
the charred remains
The two richest men now livipo IN
= Amcrka that know ov. is the one who
mas got the most money and the other
VINO wants the least and the last one !,
the happiest ov the tcw
Ceremony is the necessity Of phools =
good breeding is the luxury ov the wise
=, lew be agreeable is simply few he .cos.
II y plcascd-it this is so, how easy and
pleasant it is to be agreeable.
ne whom the good praises and thc
wicked hate, ought tcw be satisfied with
his rcputashun.
rNccntrlcItyS, most Of them. are mere
vanity banish the cxcemtrik man into -
wilderness and he soon bekums as natural
as a tudstool. ''''"'
y cheerful old man or old woman u
IKE the sunny side Of woodshed in tbc
last ov winter WV ;
Avarice is like graveyard it takes
an that 1t kan git and gives nothing
back a
p Paint huming bird sucking honey
from Hover, and yu hav got very oood >
picture OF love trying tcw liv upon butv ',
The best investment | kno of IL cb,r;. u
fy; yu GIT yurc principal back immcd. Il
l'cly' and draw "A dividend every time vu II II
hink of it, '''''' =" h
Everything on this earth is bought and
'old, except air and water, and they would
&c 1t kind Creator had not made tbe II
supply tcw CRATE for the demand. W
A good book is like Il good law T
TollteneSS looks well to me in every fl,
nan, cxccpt an mdcrtaLnr cl
lown on your knees before folks without o'
getting your pants dirty. 81
The mSer and glutton-two facetious Oh
puzzards ono hides his store, and the p'
other stores his hide. 1T
Credit is like chastity; they both ov II
them can stand temptation better than
they can suspicion.
SEVEN SINs-l. Refusing to take your II
own county paper, "
,. Taking paper aud then not pay II
ing for it. Il
3. Not advertising. l,
4. Getting married and forgetting the u
printer.
). Asking newspapers to publish mat =
ter that is for your own benefit without y
6. Reading copy on IA compoSitor's |
case.
I. Never paying your subscription I'M
til the publisher goes to the trouble OF d
asking for it.
The Pacific Railroad brings apples
from California to Boston, and they are
said to he the best in the market. t
Glory is well enough for rich man,
but it is of very little consequence to .
poor man with large family.
Springfield, ,Mass.,is to have an abridged
edition of the Peace Jubilee on the Sth :
and 9th of September.
OF japanese silks Jennie June says
at is not silk, nor docs it look nor wear
like pure silk. 1t is very pretty and
glossy. and silky, and makes beautiful
suit expcnsively trimmed with blacksmith
black overskirt but it is not at all the
material should recommend.
The Bishop of London states that there
now exists in London more than thOus-
and associations for charitable purposes,
administering annually about $4,000, 900,
in addition to the regular assessment of
the poor rates. Yet there is such II spread
of want, misery, pauperism and crime in
that metropolis that the authorities are at
their wits end to meet it.
II. Stebbings, the young Englishman
who disappeared from New York so
mysteriously, some weeks since, called at
/ the Brevoort house on Thursday,in very |
ragged and wretchcd condition, and on
the following day set sail for England.
He refused to give any account OF his
wanderings.
Ferdinand Lcsseps, having completed the
Suez canal, proposes to create AN artificial
ocean by flowing the desert of Sahara.
By examination he has found that the
most of this desert is much below the
level of the ocean and that canal ~
miles long would convert it into II sea
, whose shores would flourish with COM
merce.
Albany mdulgcd in little scandal,
) last week, over the cowhding of'a respcc-
table insurance agent by young man.
whose sister of sweet sixteen he had open
ed claudestine correspondence with.
The chivalrous protector of innocence sub
, stitutod himself for his sister at the trys-
> ting place on Thursday evening, and
gave her sdmirer mn embrace of uneX-