The Planters' banner. [volume] (Franklin, Attakapas Co., Lou.) 1849-1872, 1869-02-27
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- An exchange noticing the marriage
Nr. James Hosg. to Miss Ella Beane s.,
pork ard beans fern a.natural union /; b
il ahInks a,, one bean to a single hog Is a sns
i Papa" saida Devonshire boy. /. wi.a,
punctuation = 1t. is the art Of putin
sfops.smy CHILD" {" Then wish You'd
down INTO the cellar and ps,ncilate the cid
6ayel, as the cider is iunning ali over ii
i turing the war a woman went TO rrs
ce'' $ ship, and foaad she was paving donb!
Tor eaisales, so she asked th. reason VIII
'Ecandles were odear. The grocer replieC
H. Oh 1t is the war Dear me-" sal
the. woman. have they got to fcb.ina D
candc-Iis '''
One person asked another If 3l,s'belieye,
in the reappearance f spi, its : !" No, = .va
The w \ 'bssssse. i.ltLeir Disappear
a.ce hatei rnisss:f -bssefae q Efapay
s'oss last aish':" ~
!; where are you coinge" asked a gentle
man of an acquaintance. g Tusee a friend y
,5ssas The reply. Then I should like to 90
With y9a,' said his COMPANION. /" for never
saw onegst."
Professpnal-Aa editor ut a dinner table.
being asked if he swoald take some pudding
replied ina fit Of abstraction, I" Owing to >
crowd OF other matter We are unable TO find
roam for it,
= boy on board a steamer got up quite
panic among the passengers recently. y He
'oited suddenly into the cabin one morning.
'efore the passengers had fairly rubbed.
her eyes open. excfaimine, u Weare los:
lost :. exclaimed another :. Lost ~
cfeamed out the whoie crew. "Yes, lost"
aud The lad, astonished ut the alarm he mad
feated-. Il know we.arc lost. because the
aptains Oh top Of the house, aud another
lan's upon the mast, looking to see where
re are.r'
entlemen,' said acandidate in the far
Vest, after having given. his senti,uen,s on
ne Constitution, the M.nroe .ooet,ine, and
ich like topics - Gentlemen, and yhe
ut his hand on the region of Lis heart
these are % sentineuts : the sentiments,
Of an honest man-aye, an
'nest politicianAbu'. gentlemen and feist,
w-citizens, if they don't suit yon they can4
uttered" ~ 4 t4t.istf
HAD HiM THERE.-It is stated that an I
ishman called upon adeciple a Of Escuiapsus I
ID afformed him that his wifi. was sick and
qnired medical aid. The ", D.; was will. il
G to give his, sfttensjs6 to flfr. case y !. ! .
sired rho msn to Fay IA. advance 1a!astiseri
to an lA.sreementto pay wLen. q 4viet i
re no longer 9eeded. .erbe :,
I" An it'll be kill or cure 1or tweu;.s.i,!e.:j
s - sud d-Pat1-------4--.z- a sae. !.
Pat was satisfied, and left the NJ. D. TO FIJI
fform the contract. The voman died and4 c,
due time he presented his BILL
Fat looked at it moment and then III
ted: te
An did yez cure her ~ ~
: No. answered the physician. q,
Az did yez kill her ?'
his Was poser, and the NJ. D. discov
d that Pat had caught him. The Dill at 60
accounts, had not been settled da
rfr- : - .rff.. ..s .-.t-. / H..
lksrc is magistrate in town in In st,
IA named llelser. A clergyman in the nr,
e place was called upon by young cuu. of
not long since, who wished him to join ferf
n IN the holy bonds of matrimony. He WI
ID the bridegroom, ia soldier. by The way ru
his marriage license. The man in blue e,,ll
'onded that be had been engaged four an.
s, aud thought that would do. Clergy mi,
thought not, and remarked, as the put
dIest way to obtain Il Iiceuse, :. You had Th
er take your g'rl and 60 to Helser.v in
ou 60 to hell yourself!' reterted the
y veteran. And seizng the bride by /
arm. he dragged her from the house, say
derlng what manner Of profane minis. ..'a' ..;.'
lie hal met with
SEr--Old farmer Gru6 ta"'
one morning tugging away with all his ~. ~
1t and main at barrel Of apples, which iou,
AS, endeavoring to get up the cellar sue
5, and calling at the top OF his lungs for the
Ut bis boys to lend helping hand, but In bus.
mill
hen he had, after an infinite arount of ex,s,
ting and putting. accomplished his task. ana AM
Just then they were not neeGed. OF D.. D..
'c. "the boys" made their appearance. ,h.. Ia.
Where have you been, and what have met,
been about, I'd like to know, that you four
not bear me call ?' inquired the per
r. in an angry tone, and addressing the aud
n
the vouth of p
And you Dick - nns, NV
)ut in the barn se.tin' the hen." resn,
md you. sir - as
= N erauny room, settln the clock men.
lnd you. young man - cent
p In The garret, seitin' the trap" horse
nd aow. Master Fred where were you. "nd'
hat were you settin9" asked tn. old -'ainl
r Of his youngest progeny. the asperity IS 81, IT,.
temper being sounewhai softened by on on
nusing category OF answers. Come, The ,
ear, Burgt
n the doorstep. settin' still. replied
nng hopeful. seriously. Cal
remarkable set, l must confess - to wa
the amused sire. dispensing the grin. were {
roup with a wave of the hand dregs
ten or
come
rrespondent IF an English paper d. of r.e,
% '"V n' .ii"o oy "iiich rat St
So .,e np SUE" iia'sng con all the
-. 80" ga. a fa' 'n"aht The beats.
'"ar'y three feet from the ground. .uch .
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