The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-11-01
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.ic EfNoS "'s"oat peactlce makes; but
"''' "'"'' .ihi % ~ snal
~, Everything is said TO hare a good side.
ine pest , SIZE I for bores, as you believe, is
N'I,HS tSSY' 'VuF us'S',' a00f' 4 ri, Gi6 o. gei y
forum was told of snppor at which
soblets of ice, formodEby cyaboratim
,'sa', were used IS, to drink champagne Jorum
heard the story through mud tLeu; ex.
elalMed-"Wcllice, pare"a tsifnl0i
"Bill," said one approntic. to another n
my boss is q betterJluau to work for than
/ your old man. My boss aiut always
round his shop. interfering With lis ,oyn
business"
!, Thoughtful men arc arc siepdSyHallyg al SHl1lg quiet.
It's your shallow stream that, splashes
and sputtcrs and makes noise noise.
::sawdust pills would curermany Of til,
Diseases with which mankind are afflicted
flteveryindiyidual would make his own
sawdust. -faly IrsI ~.
}, 10 {ht, think kindly ofeach other is good /;
tfo speak kindly Of each other is batter;
~. ,,, to act kindly one toward anotheris is best
'atia'AA' y 'A' j! ~ q gai1sga, qf ii,a aaT
A Buffalo gentleman 4 was su pus Under
bonds on Monday, to keep the peace, and
q buxom widow signed his pupdrs. He
was 50 grateful for hcr kindhiesss sliat he
proposed to her. and She gfaciously ac-
cepting4 the two were married on tli6 SPOT
The secret Of the, success ofaChicopo
newspapers lies in the fact that every man
and woman inltEe city takes every paper,
tor fear'a divorce notice einljwhich they arc
interested may DO published and;thdyy not
Gud it cut. a-,
A newly married man says ifhe had an
inch more Ofhappincss Lo could not pos
slbly live We,would like ttS toS read read iisr ac-
count Of it in about a year. Everybody
leels SO at first, but they soon 7 get Il accus-
toned to it,
7,iboREs.-Bores may be divided into six
classes. as follows: 0flis q Heiii
+ lathe aButton-holers. aian.irqI
2. Tue "O-by-thc-ways." .".i7oesA
3. Tho .Say l's."
70 4.sThe "Thcy.says.' of9nlilg
Y 5.I.Thc 1.You-knows." 1,l sIa9i4
, 70. The "You don't happen tohhaFc two
bits about you, do you?9do1q ,b9'a
III I HIerE,TT'Iyo = sse born in hope !; wc pass
our childhood in hope; We are governed
~ hope through the. whole course of our
lives; and in our last momeuts hone il
anstering TO- US, and not till the beating Of
the thc heart shall cease will its benign inilu-
cue ieaic1 u.s. us'ffii,aHsa" 'tur10 aer
: Here is q dismal efsarsof tha' Chicago
RepuJlican, whch passes sfotr q vGly GOOD
joke in that breezy locality: '"A New
York 'shir.maker' claims to have fallen
hciress, To- one lundrcd thousand dollars.
but,hcr enemies contend that she is tho
Wet victim of a !, ,,clii1inny.rai"' a. 'a' asla
"You had better lay, yourceal soon,
said Spgglos' wife to him, tho other % n;nb.
when hoI was. starting down is,rcct 5 ,nI
spiggles obeyed.mIlo came home iutoxi.
Gated, and laid in his coalIall nigh night. 'N''N'
al"That, sir, lis the spirit ofthc, prcss.n
said Mrs" Jinks, ths shef handed Miner n
glass of cider. .baiTa7id
nro,no ho.a 60.
Tho fnnr scssa2. So -: 3 NY ,.i tell me @has
tart} s,if nj y;aI .c tPper' mus.
6a m6amn,v "a sS,soas s ~ ~, rsi7TfuEeA ~hae
'FFf.T TNt ,"liil" :tgas
A le'tcrintended for Oslkosl,'Winnc-
e9ago ooIntysM 'sconsip, was directed to
Allsquash, Rutabaga County,nhdreached
10 ",,s',,''0. uss''','''Vn, ,,,,..,. :. .. ~
,;"EnnlPloyment So certainly produces
ehceriuliless, :, says Bishop. IInlt,- that I
IA. have !. EfnoSlt nos q man come hgn,n i'll high
xpf'1; !roa Jf f3tAa Aolls llsscBss cBSsi had tile
IN, !. II ifi it,,.i gs' uel .9aA.
X hen tae HilInlooe iI, priest is about to
pap.,le ,.;s, an si'iaH', he2uslcrs tue following
0'.u't,,i .I :.n sentiment:
l!sHHll.n' 'aps' 'le,l cn'crsseT The world
assP.hs' Lwnlie "ll aropna yGq smile.
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