Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-03-19
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

TIE "Big Injin" of America lingo.
nuity.
"CoURT"INe after marriage-Getting a
divorce.
A HUCKsTER in Reading recently sold
wooden imitation eggs.
A TEACHER in Lawrence Furnishes
scholars by putting spoonful Of cayenne
pepper ip their mouths
THE English Judges promptly rebuke
any Journal of eminence which presumes
to offer an opinion on an unfinished law
suit
AN officer of an English regiment in
Quebec, who insulted young lady at the
skating rink the other night, was imme-
diately shot by the girls brother "a mere
lad) and fatally wounded.
VRLoCIPEDEs, says the Shanghai Ne,os
Letter, have ceased to be o novelty in the
streets of that city, and even the untaught
Chinese ponies have become so used to
them that they are no longer frightened.
AN old lady who died in London, in
1894, bequealhed a considerable sum to
one church on condition that her coffin,
in the church vault, be busted on every
anniversary Of her birth The conditions
have been carefully observed. 60.
Two LITTLE girlish book peddlers in
Philadelphia make neat living by So
liciting gentlemen to purchase volume
"as this is my birthday, please" They
tried charitable newspaper man once too
often in the same week.
DIR j. T. DYER's family, IN Gloucester,
Mass, after recent dinner of partridges,
were all taken i'll with dizziness, fainting
and other symptoms of narcotic poisoning.
II is supposed the birds had eaten some
poisonous berries.
DURING the recent drawing for the mill
tary conscription at Marseilles, a young
man drew lucky number, which caused
him such joyful emotion that on reaching
home he could not embrace his mother,
when he fell dead at her feet. III 7
JUDY represents young lady, who hat
been taken half a mile beyond her desti.
nation in an omnibus, as addressing the
conductor Its really too bad /. j told
you, when first got in, where wished
TO be set down ~ Conductor =" Well,
Miss, let you oLt'as soon as ever could
find itin my art to part with,you." 3
"A LTTTLE four year old gill, who recent
ly visited Boston with her mother, was
greatly disturbed by the difficulty she ex
per!enced in perambulating Washington
street. Finally, in despair, she exclaimed,
al do hope before | come 10 Boston
again that good many of these folks will
be dead, for they do knock my new hat
round son .etf
THE French chemist, Tatdieu, extracted
the coloring matter from some imported
English red stockings, and introduced a
quantity thereof beneath the skin of a dog.
The animal died within twelve hours A
ta1 1fs.It A..
and frog 10 four, NJ TaIdieu advises
the absolute prohibition OF the impOrta
tion of red stockings aJLlEI4HT
An American confidence man, pFetend.
| ing TO be the youngest son Of Secretary
Seward, has victimized certain good people
| of the Austrian capital to the tune OF
several thousand forms. The bogus
Seward attempted TO escape from Vienna
the moment his dupes got wind of his true
character, but he was pursued, and win be
sent TO penitentisrYa a "a
AT a late fire in London, while the en-
gines were disoharginR their contents
against the front of a house, an inscription
on i became nearly Obliterated "By my
sowl," exclaimed q witty IrishInan this is
queer time for q j0ke.H And who is
loklngT growled one OF the hremen
Why, don't you see, honey, how you are
playing upon words p replied Pat.
TIE military idea Of honor has a re-
markable forceln Belgium. Two common
soldiers, recently under arrest, in the same
cell, played cards 10 psss away the time
One or them lost the few sous In his pos-
session, then his clothes, ana finally staked
his life. He lost. Next morning he was
found hanging 10 q peg In the wall, his
companion sleeping GeFenely on the pallet