The national Republican. [volume] (Washington City [D.C.]) 1866-1870, 1869-07-31
The BLADENSBURG AFFAIR
What or Rut.h Correspondent Thiuh Of II.
DEFENCE Of The JUDGE


Opinion OF Our illustrations |
2MlLRs OupRS PLATgSsruno,l
CHuLy 20 Dimes, AIDEES09.
Mn. ETTIDuRsi STR-GESDLEMESs; Nit
grade mordhgashun unit shagrln reefs nit
yurc baber uir ter ed Chuly instant OF ter
present munth, wich Is last Saturday, das
long-yinded "persecutlon FUR label" on mine
deer frcunt, "Chuge Purcels," by das chap
vas you cali shepherd" Alretty yet shtill
| chust del, you, RIGHT blain Inclish, ! vas
matt scanluss auful ven reefs dis dings unit
sphckc nit mclnsclf das ish aultcwgcdder
wrong to dell tam lice on SIGH resbegtibbul
gentlcmens, Won vas ish SO veil unit favora-
belly known In dis community, q high doned
unit honorabuu feller, man sclepratet not
only fur his tigni1ct unit polished manners,
put ter cratest chewcl In his gap, vas gives
such bright lustrc to his garackder, Is his
morruls; oh chlminy crackey dem Is nice,
dem ish shplcndid, dey shtand outcn nit SIGH
bolt relief agln ter back ground of his oddcr
innoomerrtJd virtues. Aind 1t
Ter laatics, too, gott pless UNI how tey
loofos das man, dcy loot eilery hair on top
nit his he'd; nein, not RIGHT on dop fur das Ia
schmall skatinc rink, fly grawls offer das
shpot he prcaks his neck shurc fur sertinc
put Notwithstanding aul dat, dey loofs him
goot; fur instance dare LIST mcin frow, Kat
rina, unit dakes hur vurd before q shackass,
unit she say ter Chudge ish pulley teller unit
ANYWAYS breeds hur fursd rade. He shbare
no EXPENSE to make hur feel comfortable.
lie hat a brivado room fitted oop In his hause
nit Platenspurg, youst like q balacc, do
receive unit cndcrdain his femail freunts.
My Kuterina, ven she koom to Platcnspurg
nit puttcr unit eggs vot she churns unit lays
fresh effery weeks alrctty to schwopp EN- of
fur gauircy unit gandels unit udder drimmins
| nit ter shtorckeeber man, she awlvays chin
ncrally putty much shtob leedlo With ter
| Chudgc, youst to rest hur tired vile, unit
den ter Chudgo he often koom outon TO our
farm shtlll unit haG so much fun nit mein
! frow. Bud daukcn npoud das maypcc l
hadn't goot choke on ter Chudgc leedlc
viles acoe; you pcddcr ped had.
Katrina unit him aggsidendlcc meat to-
gcdder wun dark nlcht init ter schmokc-
house, nut PEGS In wun CORNER aul ter vile
mitouden dare knowlitch, unit say holdings;
| pud puddcy soon | heer sum dlngs-id vas
Katrina huccin unit klssin him outrachus,
scantlus, unit he dakes 1t aul youst like a
fuc. Den I makes lecdlc quiet noise, unit
dey poth runs outen ter schmokc-hauso like
ter tuyfel vas CHASING en-. Das night, ven
Goes to mcin ped, shpcko nit Katrina
apoud desc dings vas fur hcer, unit den she
laaf before my face, unit say, so help hur
himmcll, she dlnks id vas me aul ter vile.
Den | laaf dill l youst crack my sides do
drinks vas a goot choke had on ter Chudge.
| So In ter morninc, RIGHT away tlrectly, oop
unit dclls him how, like q tampfule, he vas
sold In ter smoke.hausc last nltej aud fursd
he look much like sheeblsh. Den, meln
frow unit me, We lanf to him, and finally him
lnaf doc, unit vo had slch fun ash never vas
pcfore since afterwards. By chincocs,
dells you das vas a ''pig thing on ter
| Chudge," unit II you efier wants to sec him
plush clear pack of his ears, youst say
"smokc-hause" nit him. Dis ish ware ter
laaf gooms In. Wouldn't idi
merely menshn dis dlngs TO show ter
bupllCk how innoscnd unit housekeeping Is
ter chudgc. ] rcelcy peleiyc das a leedlc
papy nit bcddigoats on goot fule das man,
his hart Is so SOFT unit so susebdipull. Do
cnnypoddy dluks half SIGH confidence In ter
chudgo Us drudst him nit Katerina II I not
pces bosidiyc Of his shtrigt morrul garack-
der; guess not ncider, ncin, not much; and
das is vat fur L pcleeves dis charchis Of In
suldlnc ter Platcnspurg femails Ia aul pack
of made up lice to mcclure ter chudgc, dare
lsh pud wun kasse on reckord we're he half
to shpcke hart yurds nit u she femall woman
unit das vas ter Immoral wicket voman,"
who suct him fur damachiz: Don't hur wish
she kOod git emf Amt III
Ash fur dem seventeen loafurs, rowties,
plackgarts Tut tcsperatoes vot shtab, shute
unit knock him down unit dramplc unit
shtomp on him, unit COON pehint him nit
dare shtoggen feet init dout no shoes on,
unit youst shove him unit his frcunt from off
ter narrow prdgc Inter de nasdy damp water
vat runs along pclow. ] say poldly nit dout
feer Off gondratlcshun das dare conduct on
das oggasion vas gondemtipull unit no chin
tlemens would pc guilty Of SIGH dings, so un-
parliamentary unit lmbolidc. not vundcrs
das ter chudgc's freunt pc riled unit he ov
course felt riley, too, to pc directed In SIGH
drcdtful scantlus ways as das. Don't II nowi
Anodder dings yot makes me git ancry
like ter mischief Is TEN oudlantish bigdures
-vot kiEt OF footagraaf Is das cnneyhow,
hey Your spcshil ardish musd hev shtud-
died nit hausc bainter. Das blgdure pces
no more like ter chudge as may prindlc COW
ish, unit mcin frow say she youst pcleefs das
It ish likeness of "Arthur Sphrlng," cxe-
ted (Sphri,g, not ter llkeness,) In Filatclfey
| sum years a coOt vile acoe; pesites elIcrpoddy
nose daS ter chudgc wouldn't kill nopoddles;
he youst carry das horse blsdcl to brodccdt
hursclf from dose seventeen rapscallon
loafur rowtcy plackgarts in puckram II dey
addacks him next dimes he Goes outcn TO
| lease his farm; "a das farm on ylch ter
"immoral vomans" init her "immoral
mans" vurked, unit who sphoko sum dings
init him apout dnmachiz In ter machlsdrate's
Office ware ter " iursd plow was shtruck'd."
| Couldn't id
AS fur ter ligcness ov Mr.. Shepherd,
would advice him next lie shears his focks,
TO remove das villnnous mustache, It images
| him look fur aul ter yurld youst like Monroe
Edwarts, ter seleyprated forchcr. Ter bresid-
Ing chustlcc knowed fur sertin shurc In ter
ole country, he was Deutch pcrcomelstcr,
would know him among Il tousand. In re-
! carts TO Misdcr Miller maxim wun of his
ilourey sbeechcs, nit his LEFT liant resdin on
wun oil his meal pags unit ter odder liant
pinten to lcedle blossom on ter ent OF his
nose, he coot slch rcdckcrlus 1gger das
not vunder Mcllenry want to "remuye him
| frum ter interior (oif.das) department" py way
oil ter window alretty; and den doupcil het-
ted Dutch reborters dcy must shurely shpeel
eierydlngs oopsite town, no vunders das ter
drials in ter COURT rooms commence init ter
horse before ter cart. Don't 1t.
Ids no use daulkln apout desc dings, mis-
ter Murtah; yod ! nose i nose, unit In chus.
tlce to ter chudgo, ! ask as berdigcler
favor das you publish my gommunigashln
settln forth my Candid opinions off his pew
tlful garackder. All he Is ter flower ov
chlyalry and vallent to fault his associates
arc none pud highly eddukatit chlntlemens,
not won oil whom would shtoop so low as to
trink like dose common chudges of ter SUI
prcmc Court, unit TO ter pest of my knowl-
Itch unit pellet meln teer freunt ter chudgc
very rarely bRrtakes of vas you call "korn
| juice, Onlchb tcf Ncuuer lsh very warm, unit
den he dilutes 1t larchly nit vadter, aul OF
vlch lie lsh not ashamed to acknowlch yet
shtill. dell you mien frow shtands up for
him like eilerdings. She say he lsh perfek
duck oil man, unit on agoundt OIL his drub-
bles is villlnc to share his lot In life. Iguess
she shbekc apout ter lot yereon ter Immoral,
wicket vomans" unit ter "immoral mans"
vurked ven damachls vos suet for, unit we're
ter 81 ursd plow vas shtrucked," cant id 7
You call him ter "IIero off Petersburg"
unit altho' nose you shpeke nit iron, yed
drinks melnself hur Is richly endidled to das
dlseingshun fur his heroigc conduct through
the fiery Il mean yatery) ordeal vot he has
passed nit all, ain III
I'm Irish nelghbor, who Is also goot
frieunt Of ter Chudgc, wishes nc ter Wind oop
my gommunigashin nit sum feelnc lines
wridden fur te oggaslon. Ich Gamma furshtay
sich dngs mein ownself, put as Dennis sh
warm freunt nose 1t PEGS all RIGHT. Wouldn't
II nowi
THE uAHO oy BuLADEEsBURoH."
feez sivintcen biackguards that wish TO be
| shlain,
deRouGee yo'es and dare 20 TO MORTAL
| chombat;
Walt but minnlt thin sarch for me cane,
And out OF the wnther fsh up me ouid hat,