, 1869-10-10
NIAGARA EHGL1sH FEsT1VI.
TIES,
Ri NAkE TWAIN.

IN other LOCALITIES certain pisces IN tne e.eams sre
1nc1 osttsr thAn cthera, bot n Stagaza one
that The rsh 60 not tt:e NV where, ard 20 there 10
10 use IN 5eHF Walking eve rntles 70 Gsa when you
s sspK q e 81 9s,ss1
naYe nexef nc7essloEe ocen pzopes1y placed beloTe
Tie vesthe. ts coo3 tn summer. md ths xalsa
and drives aIe al piea sant, End none Of them IA.
1tgulr9. Mntn yo1 starr cut 70 " DO - the Fails,
yoa nrsi drsve dnNn about 1n11e, md pay = Amali
pser1pice INTO The hA1zu1eft pnrf Of ihs SIaSara
Rive1..A raIxny "eut through hiu would be
s.es e hoaan aaa d T. So,a ssy ss Ss ss md
stsad i tae sdge oi he wss.i Aissr @ % 1on hs1e s
sena r ssas ssa vi aa s.ps1 81; yss
e sse IL ,s tse.n xaS tss ss" az a..
box rs ou, Of sight behind the rsztns BIZ
lows. sno then TIE Other. and II what point
and xhers het r!anting beesn 70 break aad psr
Hundef, and how khe id nnaly i've through he
tr1p, sdter seeompushlag tae Incredible r.. q
In,le. IN .erenseen minutes, tave really iorgot-
ten.whica, Bot II WA vcfJ extraordinary, any
hox: , T. !. sorth TIE pl1ee or admtss:ou i near
tue euide TEE the stuH1 nine ttrnes Ia succession
to different parties, and nercr mtas { Hofi, Of
alter sentence or : 1eatura
dlrlhe Jouf n'sery bAtween the chances ot smash
tnz duWu two hundred feet into the rirer below,
md ths ehancra Of partnR .he nm say trsin over.
cseomtortlnE. taken by itseli-sut miIed %
feta.f tas1 ~ AMOUNT IN the aggregate 10 positive
ths chafm hetwren ionF rs6ts oY nnui6s s
prsnhers standing gnarff behlri ,he:r caneras,
feadJ 10 n!akc an ostentAsDus 'front.' speco vi Ipn
crsts with n hfie on T. ehfcb Won IRE eIpecte.i 70
regard 70 The light Of horse. ant! tlimini,netl
si,.i s anitnpottan. taciRfunnh o. .uhime Niae.rn
AM kreht mani people have the tpetabe
eGfoNttfy or the nttvt 4}eprusty 10 AID and atef
tnl. srt II erme. Any ds1. ID The hands of tae.e
III s, ,oseu, ;;s Ss's5s' ss
Or c'up!e q c<rnntry con'lns, sil smiling hide.
c"si, :G ~ a.E*,.e IA studied md uneomsorta.
In their xfaId and we n.r rl1ina lmtseii,ty i,.orc
iI's iI'.s tnu'.tsd ~ hInrnhet r1e.rntMrh, u lhat
shs tainimws: wao.s voice M i he taunder: % shoss
aAtui ff0nt IA vrItc1 In rIuus--wh0 wNs f1iunarrh
hsfS ~, ts q s .",so!cn w.. ':iote M
y heceaaar1 10 MI rrarh IN thr ~,,fl, uiinose
IpJrtens. amt will hii 'e tts,nRtrhs hrro ages At
!ietales q eses af'er they. thMl have Fathetr
worms. aud lF~n 'p!hslct Win thn tnrafurts,t,nt
ina a!,.t, Thst" l. ~ he!tlss harai IN making
nastel,otss tns'xn1tr~hre1 10 n H,sri. strung l1Rht
1Mt y .slnlre. sHEt o. supefhaiasa spi.ot.,rI4.
rahry ~ pnAhlr6fa Ia hn Il.
taiaa. i,,a,li' .'osrr.' nr S!svsis ttssat ~sh
his sitrF!strnw ~ stht rppe. lat ina Aatlslac
t,oa ot Y Z e.s1,sd ny Ii" Escct,on That la d.,
y hen you have esAnlsn NJ the s,upehdous Horse
haoe fAls ~! you arr sats4nu,t you cAnuus snl-
has sns oov ~ H. Il sns IL 70 Wss1s tasy
exhibit the tavs Of INA &,ntA Iitty i iuliowo,
lutlFuc,lons and .ytsted myself Of sll my cloth.
This cs'aioue "a picturesque, bnt no, beautiful 4
GUIDE tltullafiy drrsstf, led the way down niGht
q n,nd.ng ata.rs ~hic wound and wound. aud
stfil Kept Oh winding t0pS amer the thing cesacI
10 be novelty and tneu Terminated long before II
Fad beRon 10 ht pleasure. We were thea Eea
soso tne ese q ~ 5- w no.
per,aus ss,eaed !tom fei reran sis pe; crazy ~
s. asa ebne
10. Presently the descent became ateenes, and
ihA bridge nttsier Anil sprays from the American
sheets mat socn became binding. and erter that
ouF progress Wis mostly In tho nature OF Xroplhx.
Sow InroTs IND began 70 sn:n ous ite behind
ua frnn the brsRe and scatter rs on th. rocks and
among the torrents below. remarked that
wtrs amoss &c undes t the mo nonst.ons ws q ~nses
| thnodettnR no.n sIon anove. and speech WAS tn
yatn IN tho midst Of such pitlless craah Of sound
the grand deluge, and, be wldesed BY the ,hunfer,
driven helrtessly ey the Wind, and snsitten
io~ed. iH a. % XII sss , dsrfncs, si suen mad assi
sfurtuipr, rearing AMI neliosinG OF warning Wind
and water nevtr cf1Ied my ears before. I bent
! non. eould tot ses ANYTHING, sne mood poured
! daHn 40 tavngel!. ! raised ny head, With open
vent down my throat. II had sprung aisat, !
had been !oss: And At this poment discovered
Hss a ns.er r y .ssses before @ ia saqsise L
But We got through 1T last, and emerged into the
scea a1n toay and seeistas World Of descendns
| water and leo9 81 It. When saw how unch Of Il
n.se wss iDa a9m tsssr{ earnest wa
ason, I'D 1oa know what kind Of an in1crpa
place tn!s was before you brought me down
he,er1". -,
Thts xas sutlt,ens. He Ind krown all the hor
regarded Il : dense,afe aison- linen aesiro5ci
managed To nnd my way hack n.oue to III.
enteIcr1se, and then hurried over to Canada II
teennd FuslIeers, and dozen other aeassy S5 ai'e
hosrt1ah'c Engs.4nmeu. and iheJ inrited me t
s ag. N" .aia s's!1s aoa!a be o' ueilsated 70 % 4
il ,asd ! liked MI the Eugilsamen
sDs sDsr ol . e b
simired and hoao!ea sas Queen. But said tnert
waa one lntnperAble nr.unaer-I never dsani
| anything strunR pTon any OCCASION Whateyer art
proper Justice to anybody $ birthday with the tnil
md unEepelops osyefases was accustomed 70
the ntser at considerable length; bat Their
heened to be no 'ay Of mastering the difficulty
even temporary nd,ntnens Of my principles
II nave Il Dnnt soda water, As long IS yos
never ttstna anytatne ! more nutritious there Ian
And 80 ii was s.1tlcsi We met IN large narlo
handsomely decorated with nnxa and evstgfeens
nud Fcxted ourselves al board well Isde1 wItl
creature comfoT1a both s0!a aud Noutd, IN,
tossu we're happy and the speeches rere sood
nna 1ee, ap1, 1s eoT + asF ne ,1 mnss
thirty lent bottles Of toda warer. But 90 20,
know that this Is not reliable article for stead
moTnlpe "a. II ri q ms and Is isn1 II .. eal Ii
| loon. hadn't an article Of clothing that couli
wenr esrert my umbrella
| After breakfast found the MAtcr Hsktng grand
preparations sg1,n. a.ked What II was for, ant
be sail This was The Prince Of Wales, b!rtauaJ !
had 10 be celebrated that evening: We celeoraset
Cher 1S triens'a Ra: the " " EFT Il Up m somet@ @ IN
alter midnight seain. Ivas bred ot roda, aud 81
aoarts, Yop may consider iemonsde better iot !
steady ,ir1nk than eodn- water, hut It tsn1 So Il
The rorr!ne II had ton1cd On my stomach. Bttlni
lent 70 locs}a~, ~as beginning 10 feel worn aa'
san, tco.
shortly after tEocheon Ifouud the Mainr IN th
m,dst Of son,e nore p1epaFationl. He said tns
was The PEtncess Alsccs birthday. coaccalc
ny na Gnsi. !. III. p,tnce., ,,,,e ~ 1.,.e.
| ~ 49, -A"}sSt<f $"s te~--t 'N
snsenneea: Ts.s night " -; sesezsssa !. "a =. q
A. uspa3, and rea!lr enjoyed II goo3 deal Bl
could not sfaoI 1emoHade. drank couple {
II the worntpg l bad toosnsche aud cramps an
chl.oEatps, Ann ny teeta WITT on edee fr9m u
lent padc, and ~As sun rrrtsJ g1esy. souu
the ine1orah,e Major =! It aa.tn-
"Who Is thia for" I askrd- r.
ulI,A Royai lilghness the Duke Of Edinburgh,
- !: s ses ct 2 The Qaeen'"
"Apd this y his birsadsy-,oa haven't mad
So-ihe celebration comes on tonight"
bowed before INC new calamity. We celi
bfated the day. 1rant rAr OF barrel OF eide
ne ,1 oess,s taa s' ,he ~ ,er
interm,nAhle propositions again. nj neaft VI
broken and ! wert ~,,
"Inc r11ncess Beatrice, daughter OF u
Sisre now n.d "!. tine sn . I,., !n27'rf ~ r.
70 6cid out Who comes next on this lat =
"TnclT Royal Htgnnessea Anoe May, Etsz
heth, Gertrude, Auau4iA. Minam, n!mon' 5
alnsnd' Irene soriias sofannso' s'c's'ss' e'A
.uoltl Thesr1 limit 70 tuusn endnrsne
lam outy mortat Nnai maa dase aH H nIe saa 2, N
to tell It T. icaa or uonrr than mau. y yon eeFe
through sa,. e*rr3 ,s,t Is msIsy .1o,1
70 ee an Ena,ishnsau, l shsll have to wtthusa
n n thIs ehterrr1se an out Of daak., ont
,ir4nrs. snd in,r:s~n noTc 70 celcoEs: =, = =,
's. :a,s :; ,s4 ~ rn e sos sasas@ snG
to be done 40 nv q S k 1na rranSx my " =
atr,cte.i WIN tcurry, ard tootnsche mss.s E
muurs, anl iscs- INV. ant tnr cider tast hixnt q
kut rrsiiy an rot 10 eundist1n 70 celebrate Il
.. oteer tnilte-n. GIVE ns rat" ~ s n,
! II md. nou, that Il VIA Al dFeam- VI
1 .pt1y1nv y hAnR kRltFn.f