Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1869-07-09
NiscELLANEOUs ITEMS.

"SrsTil,s OF UHAlury Path and
Hope. -..,, 49, 81.
WHAT grows bigger the more you CON
tract it3 Debt t' E,i.rfrr
WHAT ia husbanl's pro,niso about
giving up tobacco apt 10 cad iag Ia
im0ke. no safai'tafat ? ariatsfra. r'e..a. Ut
BTa strange coincidence, peace Itself Is,
after all, tfo greatest army contractor IN
the world i.0 ~
A NEW YoRg paper laments the com
pletion of the Pacific Railway, because IL
will facilitate the importation of fire.
crackers. .aruV .auaB .ufar
~ 90 through my work, as the needle
sSid u the idle boy, " but not till you
are hard pushed" said the Idle boy to the
needle
A rAurRR, recently LEFT o Massachd
sets alms-gotss because she ejuld not
have sirlOin steak and green tea served at
midnight YgTE 4SGU.g .ngT9TAv
TnE Louisville Collit Jour,Iol makes
this unkind ding vt the Hub: Two rich
men have recently died ~ Boston and len
no legsccs 10 Harvard UnlYettity. II is
supposel Harvard viii try TO break the
wills.
A LADY in Sau francisco was thus ad.
dressed by her fcmAle cook, not long ago :
" Arc You going tO use your horses tniS
eveninrp' I" Yes, | am; whyi" "0l,
pshaw 1" responded the cook, meant "
have gone out with them myself"
THE WAY OF THE WORLD 7yr7l 81
| Determined beforehand we Rravey preiend
| 10 ask tho opinions and thoughts of a triend;
Should HE dliet from ours on any pretenee, .
But II be falls into aud hatters our plan, :
| Why, really VIC think him a sensible man.
LITTLE four.year.od Masie had long
been vainly endeavoring to pucker his
mouth into shape for the whistllng Of o
national tune he had heard upon the
streets At last, in despair, he went to hi
mother, exclaiming: Ma, Use so little
can't make hole big enough for Yankee
Doolum To dit outl" -r.s.ti.
"WuEN young lady is very frivolous" !"
said a gentleman with Pecksnifhlu air
of speaking in general terms, and meaning
some one in particular, "Ipay very little
attention to what she says Her remarks
| pass in at one ear and out at the other"
"That is upon tho principle that things
pass readily through a vacuum" rejoined
the lady, IHI. wa t.#hE'HEh
THE following intoxicating toast was
offered by Mr.. SLearns, at a festival giveu
to the National Division Of the Sons o.
Temperance, at Washington Woman
More beautiful than fower7, more dclt
cious than strawberries and cream; the
purest spirit of the age, she is tar more
Intoxicating than wine; we lovd her, and
she cannot help herself" r..r
A BARRIsTER noted for his absence ot
mind was once witnessing the representa-
ton of Macbeth, and on the witch's repl,
Ing to the Thames inquiry, tha.. 'hey were
"doing a deed without name" cAIchiug
| a Of Nynr hn l.1l
claiming, to the astonishmeDt Of the audi
ence, A deed without Aamel Why it,.
not worth sixpcnce."
MORE than FIVE thousand pounds OF
sour milk curd were Used in Chicago last
year. as a combining 0ggnt for colors, by
the manufacturers of dyes. BY the use { I
acids the curd is transformed into al All
hesive substance which Is cOmbiniu 4
| agent for different CoiOrs. Without it,
| they could not DO priated on cotton ol
woolen tissues, 10 remain perfectly fas
thereafter.
AMONG the Iaughable incidents of ia,
recent election riJ,s in Pals, was he Gas,
of pickpocket caught watch III hand. A
crowd seized the Cul prlt and would hav,
handed him over 10 the police rs a rObNor
but the thief, AS he was being carrie,
along, raised lusty cry Ol "Vlve ia Re
publique The consequence was tAGt hi
was torn by thr rpolice Rom his cap,Ors
AMI will probably get u weeks instead %
years Imprisonment
IN = general order issued November II
1862, President Lincoln COmmaudel tha
SUNDAY labor IN the army and navy bC
reduced to the moasureof strict necessity
The discipline and character of tue Ma
tiOnal forces should not suilor, nor tn,
cause they defend be imperiled, by the
prolauation of the day or Name of the
Most High" Attorney General Baiss, q
tho Cabinet, wrote; The laws OF tb'
land made for Its account ought to be- ~.
strictly enforced as the laws for the pro
iecron of personal property If tn
sunday laws be neglected or despised
the lNSs of persou and property will
soon share their fate, and be equally dis
| ronn1 del ~. -.