The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1869-09-23
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Bondholdcrs-Safes.
Popular service-Silver.
Sharp food-A sword fish.
The oldest revolver-The earth.
Sanitary timber-The Board OF
Health.
The harness of life-The traces of
tears.
Unbleached domestics-Negro SER
wants.
A boarding house confidence gane-
Hash.
Pride costs US more than hunge thirst,
| and cold.
People willingly believe what they
wish TO be true.
Solid love, whose root is virtue can no
more die than virtue itself
| Never write on subject without hav.
! ing first read yourself full on it.
Marriage is feast where the grace is
sometimes better than the dinner.
| Little minds are tanned and subdued
| by misfortune; but great minds rise
| above it.
Liberty is the right to do whatever
you wish without interfering with the
right of others.
| While mother was brooding over her
poverty, her little son said: Mamma,
/ think God hears when we scrape the
bottom of the barrel.
The abuse of riches is q curse their
use blessing
He who does not honor his wife, dis
honors himself.
A bad SIN. To sign another man S
name to note.
Troublesare like babies-they grow big
by nursing.
1t is less pain to learn in youth than
be ignorant in old aye.
The load is laid upon the camel &C
cordlng to its strength.
What roof covers the most noisy ten
ant. The roof OF the mouth.
Some women are queer but each wo-
man is querist. So libes bachelor.
Josh Billings says; The best cure l
know for tight boots is small feet.
Some one calls the time OF squeezing
girls hands the palmy season OF life.
Never meet trouble half way but let
it have the whole walk for its pains.
Would you hear sweet and pleasant
echo, speak sweetly and pleasantly your
self.
If you think your opportunities are
not good enough you had better improve
them.
Don't take too much interest in the af-
fairs OF your nelghbors. Six per cent
will do.
God cures and the doctor takes the
fee.
Go into the country 20 hear what news
there is in town.
Go to bed with the lamb and rise with
the lark.
| Diva na,tEar or,,p.o1 u al
are asked for it.
God help the poor, for the rich can
help themselves
Grieving tor misfortune is like adding
gall to NORWOOD.
Give clown your finger, and he'll
take your whole hand.
Give child his will, and whclp his
fill, and neither will thrive.
Go not for every grief to the physi-
clan, for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor
for every thirst to the bowl.
Health is better than wealth.
Health and mirth create beauty.
He that serves the public o5hges no.
body.
He who gives to the public gives to no
He who marrieth for wealth sells his
liberty.
He that wants wealth wants every
| thing.
He is handsome that handsome does
He who has 10 shame has no CON
science.
He that hath an Ill name is half hang
ed.
He is poor indeed that can promise
nothing.
He that will steal pin will steal a
greater thing.
He who avoids temptation, avoids
| SIM
He who wants content, can't find an
easy chair.
He that knows himself best, esteems
himself least.
Bearer than life-fashionable funerals.
High words-conversation on Mont
Blanc.
Words that burn-rejected communica-
TONS
Where suspicious find no faults it Gre
| ates twenty.
What is everybody doing at the same
| time ? Growing old.
The flowers of speech spring from the
roots Of the tongue.
Latitude like clothes line stretches
from pole to pole.
The board of education-school bows
on summer afternoon
The most steadfast followers of our
| fOrtuDaS-our aHit