The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1869-05-31
Rl'MAIL.

BY MAIL.
A correspondent OF the Missouri
RcDuGIicnn has visited Miss Laura Re.
no, at Seymour, Indiana, and says:
| 'She is young lady OF marked intelli-
gence and rare beauty, possesses Al pure
and stainless soul, and is warm hearted
and atfectionate-trustin with no Pu-
mic faith, that she will make some for
tunate man a good and true wife; and
If every one of your fair readers could
claim as handsome beau as the young
gentleman who visited Laura this after
noon in that capacity, they would all
say, please God, how soon?'" With
regard to the bloody threat OF VEN
geance on "the regulators" the cores
pondent asked Miss Reno if she now
felt disposed to leave vengeance with
God. "Yes." she answered archly,
"yes; but if God needs any assistance
at my hands am quite ready to render
it."
The grain spectators at Chicago
complain bitterly because 1t is not prAc
ticable to sell real estate short. They
would have sold short largely the
thing could have been done, and the
result shows that their heads were lev.
ell on the subject. Vacant lots bought
recently, on which One-third WIS paid
in cash, would not now sell for enough
to pay the remaining two-thirds.
The excitement in real estate is alto
gether unnatural. Bushes is every
where dull, and but little money is
being made. This ia not condition
favorable to legitimate advance i'll re-
al estate, but the reverse. Stock spec
ulations and real estate specu!atiOns at
this time are dangerous experiments
for people who are trying to make up
in outside operations for losses III regu-
lar business.
The CharivdTi gives the following
advice to young gentlemen, under the
heading, 1.-THE art OF loving on the
cars" IPermit me to suggest TO you
very easy way of kissing number OF
pretty women. You are in railroad
car, and two or three ladies and one or
two gentlemen enter the same coupe.
At the first tunnel through which the
train passes, as soon as nobody can see
you, you put very loud kiss on the
back Of your hand. Nothing is more
curious than to see the faces of your
fellOW-traVelers as soon uS tho train
emerges from the tunnel. The gentle
men cast furious glanceS about them; !;
the ladies blush, each OF them believing
that her fair neighbOr received the kiss,
and ignorant of the man who gave 1t
TO her. Everything goes well; your
prospects are excellent. At the second
tunnel you boldly kiss the first lady;
she dares not cry out, bearing in mind
as she does that her lair companion, to
whom happened the same misfortune,
did not say anything. Can she behave
thereby betray the other lady to her
husband? For the rest, the second kiss
was not as loud as the first. AT the
third tunnel the same course Is TO be
pursued toward the other lady. who,
Tor the same reasons, does not say any
thing. Thus you get kiss at every
tunnel except the first One."
"A lady who was suffering under a
slight indispOsItiOn told her husband
that il was with the greatest difficulty
she could breathe, and the effort dls.
tressed her exceedingly. 81 wouldn't
trY, my dear" soothinGly responded
the husband.
A German wrote an obituary on
the death OF his wife. of which the iol'
lowing is copy: "1f tniEe wl!e had
lived until next Friday, she would
have been dead shust two weeks.
Nothing is possible with the Almighty.
AS de tree falls, SO must ii stand.
A Young lady who affected dis
inclination to matrimony wrote upon
pane of glass some verses expressive of
her determination never to enter into
holy state. A gentleman who doubted
the lady's resolve wrote underneath
The fair whose vow these scratchy likes be-
wroIe them on glass-she knew 1t would be
broken.
THE greatest organ in the world
saws a wicked old bachelor, is the or
gan of speech in woman, because 1t Is
anIorgan without stops
The papers relate an nuecdote OF
beautiful young lady, who had become
blind. having recovered h0r sight after
SnnnkR
edlv observes that 1t is no uncommon
thing for peoples eyes to be opened by
matrimony.
Joshua and Missouri J. Beaver
were married in Indianapolis on Satur-
dav. They are still under age, but this
was their second wedding. Once before,
within theRpast year, they had oeen uni
ted. and after short trial OF weuueu
bliss, went through the divorce mill
-Tallevrand's prophecy in regard to
the controlling influence OF Nortn
America and Northern Germany IS at
tractinC much .attention at Newbury
nort Mass. where the house in whlcn
the great diplomast resided IS sun
pointed out, along with that in "hlch
Louis Philippe dwelt.
"A panther has been ravaging the
sheep folds of Middlesex county, Conn.
| A partv of hunters who were looklng
for the animal found, at the ciose oL
weary tramp, the following notlce uppn
a tree: lowing to temporary illness 8 me ~.
panther will not appear to-day. no"
is your grandmother? 2"
"A great number of iron birds nesLs G
for sparrows have been imported Dy
the Boston authorities from Englan9
for their parks. They are constructed
SO that the birds can hatch their young
be protected from weather and 1ntru,
| dera. ventilated from the bottom, and