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The schoo, teachers of Connecticut do
not make very respectable exhibition of
their qualifications as spe.hsts." 1t is
stated that prize of ten dollars was OF
ferred by the Connecticut Teaches lnsti-
tute to any one who could spell the 10
towing lines without a mistake Thirty
teachers competed but not one gained the
prize SIT is an agreeable sight to witness
the unparalleled Embarrassment Of a harness
sed peddler attempting to gauge the SYM
metry OF a peeled onion, which a sybil
has stabbed with pouiard, regardles of the
iuuendos of the lilies Of corneIan hue" 1"
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OFFENSIVE Observation-Disclosures breath

OFFENSIVE BREATH - Offensive breath
is sometimes occasioned by carious teeth.
Delescotte's myrtle opiate has been rec
ommended as counteractive in such
cases, this is prepared by immersing
eight ounces Of the best honey with two
ounces of rose water, over a gentle fire
for few minutes, and then adding as
much powdered myrrh and Armenian
bole as will form soft paste. 1t is ap
piled to the teeth on brush, and is gen.
orally successful in removing any un-
pleasant odor from them for a time.
Also, if the mouth be we'll rinsed with a
teaspoonful Of the solution of the chlor-
ide of soda in a tumbler Of water, the
bad odor of the teeth will be destroyed
The following preparation, diluted with
water, may be used Chloride of lime,
a quarter of az ounce; water, one ounce;
agitate well together for half an hour in
small phial; filter, and add spirit, one
ounce; rose or orange flower water half
an ounce.
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To FreShan Salt Fish.

Many persons who are in the habit Of
freshening mackerel, or other salt fish,
never dream that there is a right and
wrong way to 90 it. Any person who
has seen the process Of evaporation going
on at the salt works, knows that the salt
falls to the bottom. Just so it is in the
pan where the mackerel or white fish lies
soaking as it lies with the skin down, the
salt will fall to the skin and there remain
when, if placed with the flesh side down,
the salt will fall to the bottom of the
pan, and the fish comes out freshened as
it should be. In the other case it is
nearly as salt as when put in.
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100000 LIVES LOST
yearly from The use OF

9POBAG0Oo
Save your money and restore your health
by using Dr. Bryn's Antidote for Tobac eco
This is not substitute but a cure for Smok.
ing, Chewing, and Snuff. taking. Few per-
IONS arc aware Of the terrible effect of the
1oxious weed on the human system. Dys,
depsin. Headache, Disease of the Liver, Sal
tow Complexion. CosiiyeRess of the Bowels
Loss Of Memory and other diseases are the
Affections brought on by It's use. The Anti
dote is purely vegetable and harmless. II
acts as tonic on the system, purifes the
blood, and enables a person to digest the
leartiest food. Samples sent free for 80
cents-S;3 per dozen.
Address NJ. J. Yarnell, Sc Cannon Street,
n. Y. Feb. 25, '69.--lm
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MEDICAL PROPERTIES AND UsEs.-Buchu
leaves are gently stimulant, with peculiar
tendency TO the Urinary Organs.
They are given in complaints of the Urin-
airy Organs, such as Gravel, Chronic Catarrh
of the Bladder, Morbid Irritation of the Blad-
der and Uretha, Disease of the PROSTATE
Gland, and Retention or Incontinence of
Urine. from loss of tone in the parts con-
cerned in its evacuation. The remedy has
also been recommended in Dyspepsia, Chron-
ic Rheumatism, Cutaneous Affections, and
Dropsy.
HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BUCHU is used by
persons from the ages Of 1s to 25, and from
35 to 55, or in the decline or change of life;
after Confinement, or Labor Pains; Bed
Wetting in children.
In affections peculiar to females, the Ex-
tract Buchu is unequaled by any other rem
edy, as in Chlorosis, OF Retention, Irregular
ty, Painfulness or Suppression of Customa-
ry Evacuations, Elcerated or Schrrous State
of the Uterus, Leucorrhea, or Whites.
DISEASES OF THE BLADDER, KIDNEYS,
GRAVEL, AND DRoPsICAL SwELLINGs-
This medicine increases the power of Diges-
ton, and eXcites the Absorbents into healthy
action, by which the Watery or Calcareous
dispositions, and all Unnatural Engagements
are reduced, as we'll as Pain and Inflamma-
ton.
HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BUcHU has cured
every case of Diabetes in which it has been
given. Irritation of the Neck, of the Blad-
der, and Inflammation of the Kidneys, Ulcer
alton of the Kidneys and Bladder, Retention
of Uurine, Diseases of the Prostrate Gland,
Stone in the Bladder, Calculus, Gravel. Brick.
Dust Deposit. and Mucus or Milky Dischar-
ecs, and for enfeebled and delicate constitu-
tons, of both sexes, attended with the fol-
lowing symptoms: Indisposition to Exertion,
Loss of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficulty
of Breathing, Weak Nerves, Trembling, Hor-
ror of Disease, Wakefulness, Dimness of vi
sion, Pain in the Back, Hot Hands, Flush
ing of the Body, Dryness of the Skin, Erup-
tion on the Face, Pallid Countenance, Uni
versal Lassitude ofthe Muscular System, &c.
HELMBoLD's EXTRACT BUcHU is Diuretic
and Blood Purifying, and cures all Diseases
arisi;:q from habits of dissipation, excesses
and inprudences IN life, impurities of the
Blood, &c. superseding Copaiba in affections
for which it is used, such as Gonorrhea,
elects of long standing, and Syphilitic AZ
fections-in these diseases, used IN connec-
ton with Hell MODS ROSE WASH.
Sod by all Druggists and Dealers every
where. Price S125 per bottle, or six bot
ties for $3.50. Delivered to any address
Describe symptoms In all communications.
Address H. T. HELMBOLD, Drug and
Chemical Warehouse, 594 Broadway, n. Y
NONE ARE GENUINE UNLESS DONE
UP IN steeI-engraved wrapper, with fac sim-
lie of my Chemical Warehouse. and signed
II. I. IlELMBOLD.
January %, 1S69-2m.
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Special Notices.
10 C0YggMP'TEVES.

= y5fIE REV. EDWARD A. WILSON'S
4 Prepared Prescription inoT jhe cure Of
CONSUMPTION, ASTHMA. BRONCHL
IT'S, COUGHS, COLDS, and all THROAT
and LUNG AFFECTIONS, has now been
in use for over ten years with the most
marked success.
The Remedy, prepared under Mr. VIII
sons personal supervision, also pamphlet
containing the original Prescription, with
foil and explicit directions for preparation
and use, together with short history of his
case, may be obtained of
DREHER g. BRO, Druggists,
Stroudsburg, Pa,
or REV. EDWARD A. WILSON,
165 South Second ST.,
Wiliamsburgh, N. Y
o. Pamph cts furnished free of charge.
May q. 156S.-1yr.
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New Advertisement.
CrystaI Spring Brewery.

All persons indebted 10 the late firm oi
Brown & Burt will please remit Immediately
and send in their empty casks. Aud those
having claims against said firm will present
their bills, as the new firm will endeavor to
effect settlement of all claims against the
Brewery.
THE NEW FIRM
have and will keep constantly on hand q
stock Of fine Ales, and will feel thankful for
a share Of public favor. Very Respectfully,
MOTT q BURT, Proprietors
+. s. Grain for Hogs and Cattle for sale
cheap.
April |, Is69,-tf.
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CONNECTIONS:
At NEW HAMPTON, with Central r.
r. of New Jersey, for New York, Elizabeth
Plainfield, Somerville, Eastop, &c.
At WASHINGTON, with Morris & Es-
sex R. r., for New York, Newark, Morris
town Rscketstown, Easton, &c.
At MANUNKA CHUNK, with Belvidere
Delaware R. R., for Philadelphia, Trenton, ;.
Phillipsburg, Belvidere, &c.
At SCRANTON, with Lackawana &
Bloomsbury r. R., for Pittston, Wilkes-bar-
re, bloomsbury, Rupert, Danville, Northum--
berland, &C.; also, with Delaware G. Hud-
son r. R., for Olyphant, Archibald, and
Carbondale.
At GREAT BEND, with Erie Railway,
for Binghampton, Elmira, Buffalo, Ithics.
Syracuse, and Oswegc.
K. A. HENRY,
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agent
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Auditors Notice.

Estate Of ABRAHAM EDINGER, de-
ceased:
TNhe undersigned appointed by the Or
u phans Court of Monroe County, Auditor
to make distribution of the money in the
hands of Frederick Kiser. Administrator and
Sally Ann EdiDger, Administrators, of the
Estate of said deceased, will attend to the
duties of his appointment, on FRIDAY,
APRIL 30, 1869, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ, al
the Prothonatary's Office. in Stroudsburg
when and where all persons interested are
required to attend and present their claims
or they will be forever debarred from coming
in for any share of said fund.
THO. NJ. McILHANEY, Auditor.
April l, 1869.
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4 staid old Quaker, plating i'm
provements on his property, called his
neighbors together one day, and gave
them the following advice:
have small piece of ground, on
which l mean to build. There is an oak
tree on it, which [ must cut down. Sew
eral citizens have hung themselves on
the tree, and if any of you have desire
to 90 the same, | DOW give you notice
that you have DO time to lose.
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In the Matter of the Account of Samuel
Detrlck, Administrator Of Peter Albert,
Deceased.
TsIIE undersigned, Auditor appointed by
- the Orphans Court, to make distribution
of the fund in the hands Of said Administrator,
will attend 10 the duties of his appointment
on Friday, the Both day of April, A. d., 1869,
at 10 clock, q. M, at his Office in the bor-
ough of Stroudsburg, when and where all
parties interested are required to attend, or
they will be debarred from coming in for
their distributiye shares ofsaid fund
S. HOLMES, Jr., Auditor.
Stroudsburg, April !, IS69.-w4.
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BUCHU.

From Dispensatory Of The United States
DlOSMA CRENhTA--BUCHU LEAVES.
PRoPERTIEs.-Thelr odor is strong, diffu.
siye, and somewhat aromatic, their taste bit.
terish, and analogous to miut
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q CARD.
To the Hotel keepers of Monroe and adj
jacent counties.
Look to Your Interests!
We are offering Liquors, Wines, &oy
'carranted pVre, and containing no Drugs
Oils, Essences, DC, whatever, at the fol.
lowing very low prices:
Brandies from 50c@s1 90 per gallon
less than City prices,
Bourbon Whiskey, ,4Oc@65c.
Monongahela, 40c(965c. 4"
Old Rye, 40c(065c.
E" Apple 59c@S1 90
Common l5c(025c.
Wines Gall kinds 50c@sl 90 :
Please give US call, or send your or
ders, and satisfy yourselves that we do DO
It, that we acW DO 1t, and the reasons.
lrhy we can do 1t.
Also, please remember that ice do not
hare nythtng to do soith "Drugged' Lii
quors. Anything you buy from US we
guarantee Pure, and much below the pri-
ces usually paid for the Drugged Liquors
Very Respectfully,
j. S. WILLIAMS, & Co.,
Stroudsburg, Monroe Co. Pa.
July p. 1865.
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MARRIED..

On the Ilth inst, in Scranton, Pa, by the
Rev. Isaac Beven, Mr.. Jeremiah Williams and
Miss Mildred E. Leary, both of Scranton.
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How to Preserve Eggs.

An easy way to preserve eggs is to rub
the outside of the shell as soon as it is
gathered from the nest, with little but
ter or any other grease that is not fetid.
by filing up the pores Of the shell, the
evaporation Of the liquid part Of the eggs
IS prevented, and by this means excludes
the external air. The milkiness which
mGst people are fond Of in new laid eggs,
vii! be preserved for months, as perfect
Is when taken from the nest.
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In the Matter of the Account of Reuben
Dotter, Administra tor Of George Dotter,
Deceased.
TSHE undersigned, Auditor appointed by
- the Orphans Court to make distribution
OF the fund in the haads of said Administra-
tor, viii attend to the duties of his appoint
ment, on Tuesday, the 9th day of April, A.
d., 1869, at 10 o'clock, a. IN, at his Office in
the borough of Gtroudsburg. when and where
all parties interested are required to attend,
or they will be debe rred from coming in for
their distributve shares of said fund
S. HOLMES, Jr, Auditor.
Strouds5urg, April L, lS69.-w4.
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How TO SHAKE OFF TRoUBLE.-See
about doing good to somebody. Put on
your hat and 90 and visit the sick and the
poor inquire into their wants, and min
lister to them. Fry this method, and you
will fad it to be the best medicine for a
heavy heart.
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Administrators Notice.
Estate of CATHARINE WILLIAMS,
Infe af ILnuiItnn tolrr hin dec,d

late Of Hamilton Township, decd.
Letters of Administration on the Estate of
Catharine Williams, late of Hamilton town.
ship, Monroe county, Pa. decd. having been
debted 10 said Estate are requested to mske
immediate payment, and those having claims
against the same will present them, proper
ly authenticated, for settlement to
CHARLES WILLIAMS, Adm'or.
Feb. ls, 1850 81 pJssardsville, Pa,
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A Chance to make Money !

One Hundred Dollars from One Dollar.
A sure thing and no Deception.
Every person owning HORSES, CAT
TIE, SHEEP and HOGS are guaranteed
to make One Hundred Dollars by using a
One Dollar Package of
"YOUATT'S CONDITION POWDER"
manufactured by WILLIAM HoLLINsHEAD,
Stroudsburg. If you have never used it try
a Package and if it does not benefit your
stock to the amount of one hundred dollars,
in your estimation, call at the store and get
your money refunded.
HORSES.-it viii give them a good ap-
petite, keep their skin loose and renders the
coat soft and shining, keeping them in good
condition with one half the feed, being there
by a saving of one-holf the money.
COWS.-It makes them give more milk
with one-half the feed, and if they give more
milk of course you make more BUTTFR,
and the more butter the more money.
| have so much confidence in the Cattle
Powder that | make the above offer know.
ing well that it will 90 all that is claimed
for it.
VIM. HOLLINSHEAD.
OF Ask to see The Great Tobacco An
tidoie
March 4, 1S69.-tf
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For Sale.

A Horse PEDLER WAGON, nearly
new, hung with platform Springs, with la
test improvements, in good running order.
The wagon can be warranted in every re-
spect.
One set of double Harness, heavy plated.
in use only six weeks-as good as new.
Fer Terms apply TO II. S. WAGNER.
Stroudsburg Pa, or NJ. w. RHODES, New
Mt. Pleasant. Monroe County, Pa.
April /, 1869, 3m.-*
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For Sale or Rent.

THE OFFICE recently occupied by Or.
z a. II. Seem, one door above the Indian
Queen Hotel. Main-st., Stroubsburg, Pa
For PARTICULARS inquire at this Office.
April 1st, lSe9.-t3.
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= VALUABLE LOTS for sale, nearly op-
e posiie the Depot one 40 by $50, two
20 by i52 feet. Enquire of
J. Fl. McCARTY.
Suculebu,g, Jan. 7, 1909.
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1000
Men Wanted.

$50 per week profit on SIS Capital
Something entirely new. Send for Circular
and Terms No gift enterprise or humbug
Address NJ. J, Yarnell, s6 Cannon Street,
N. Y. Feb. 25, '69.-Im.
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3O0,OOO BRICKS

Just burned and for sale at their Brick
Yard, near the Stroudsburg Depot. Persns
desiring Brick furnished by railroad can be
promptly supplied, by, addressing their order
to
w. S. WINTERMUTE g. SON.
@roudsburg, August l3, 1865.
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Furniture and CARPETS.

N
4 EE & CO., most respectfully announce
IL to the public, that they have recently
largely increased their stock which now COD
sists of
Furniture of all kinds,
Carpets of different styles,
Oil Cloths of different petteras.
Window Shades and Fixtures
Looking Glasses,
Picture Frames,
Cords and Tassels.
Blankets and Comforts,
Willow Ware, &C., &C..
which they will dispose of at prices not less
than cost, but reasonable. Call and see NJ
and examine our stock, and compare prices
and material with those of ether shops
"IHe proof Of the pudding is IN the eating
thereof"
No charge made tor showing goods
Ware Rooms four doors above the Wash
ington Hotel, in the Fowler Block
S-Also, constantly on hand large and
superior stock of HOME MADE CHAIRS
at The store room of LEE 81 co,
Slroudsburg, Pa, Dec. "a, 18G5.-ly.
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CONNECTIONS:

Dinner ct Delaware Station.
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g. CARD.

Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agent
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1869-08-17
Another Exodus,

There is intelligence from Tennessee
that the carpet -baggers are preparing to
leave. A similar exodus to that which oc-
Cured in Virginia is anticipated. Ought
this to be allowed? Ought not the men
who have brought all her financial trouble
upon Tennessee to remain with her peo-
pie and labor with them to repair her
broken prosperity and make good the
damage themselves have occasioned
But honest work is not in their line.
When their opportunities for plumber
pass away, they Immediately bundle up
their traps and depart for some more in
yiting locality, where living may be
made off ofpublic credulity or by filling
useless but lucrative offices. Neverthe-
less, we think the era of these folks, the
carpet-bag-age, is passing. Speed the
parting guests.--Wheeling Register.
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THE GOLDEN SIDE.


There is many rest in the road Of life,
If we only would stop to take it;
And many tone from the better land,
If the querulous heart would make i'll
To the sunny soul that is full Of hope,
And whose beautiful trust ne'er faileth,
The grass is green, and the flowers are bright
Though the wintry storm prevalent.
Better to hope, though the clouds hang high
And to keep the eyes still lifted,
For the sweet blue sky will soon peep through
When the ominous clouds are riftedl
There was never a night without day,
Or an evening without morning;
And the darkest hour, as the proverb goes,
Is the hour before the dawning.
There is many gem in the path Of life,
Which we pass in our idle pleasure.
That is richer far than the jewelled crown,
Or the miser's boarded treasure;
1t may bo the love of a little child,
Or mothers prayers to heaven,
Or only beggar's grateful thanks
For a cup of water given.
Better to weave in the web of life
A bright and golden filling,
And to do Gods will with ready heart,
And hands that are swift and willing,
Than to snap the minute delicate threads
Of curious life assunder,
And then blame heaven for tangled ends,i
And sit, and grieve, and wonder.
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a 0 { t / y
THIRTY YEARS AGO,

I've been to SEQ our old home, John, aud sat be-
meath the tree
Beside the spring that mirrored back the face of
you and me,
When We were boys together, John, and heard
the strenmlet flow
Along the vale we loved so well, thirty years
ago.
The valley stretching up between the hills on
either side,
Now nantled DER with glossy green to me ap-
pears less wide
Than when we drove the cows adown and heard
old "Beautys" low,
In the happy days of childhood, John, thirty
years ago.
1 climbed the hill and cast my eye, DER the
scenes of youthful days,
l saw the cars so rushing by along the meadow
ways;
l thought of those who gathered there, in the
days of long ago,
Bright farmers boys and girls so fair thirty
years SSo.
Some are living yet, dear John. who met at our
old home,
Some have crossed the ocean deep,one sleeps be-
meath its foam;
While sisters brother, parents, dear loved ones
of long ago,
Have crossed the bridgeloss river, John, since
thirty years ago.
How changed is now the landscape, John, the
wooded hills we knew
Have given place to fields of green and widened
out the view,
Till village spire and cottage, too. with length
of river flow,
Is palmer to the eye, dear John, than thirty
years ago.
Our heads are growing gray, dear John, and
silver locks are there,
With wrinkles on our faces, John, that once
were smooth and fair,
Oh may we, as we close our eyes on mortal
things below,
Unite again the sundered ties Of thirty years
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Tennessee Election.

The result Of the Tennessee election
is one of the most important events
which has happened for some time. Its
results promise to again clothe the State
with the same attributes of sovereignty
which are possessed by Ohio and Ker-
lucky, of which she has been for years
deprived. The Constitution of the Stste
will be amended, and the masses of the
whites, who have been disfranchised, will
be allowed to vote When this takes
place-even if the fraud Of negro suffrage
is permitted-future elections will afford
a reasonable fair expression of the will
of the people. Its distinies will be in
their hands, and not in those ofa small
oligarchy.
This result is not a Democratic tri.
umph, as the Radical press represent. II
has been secured, in the main, by liberal
and tolerant Republicans, who thought II
was full time to close the wounds infict-
ed by the war. Even men hitherto as
bitter as Parson Brownlow and his son
took strong grounds in favor of the anti,
disfranchising movement. Mr.. Senter,
who has been reelected Governor, has
always been an ultra Radicals SC
now-and was strong Union man dur.
inc the war. He deserves great credit
for his course.
1t has been suggested that the Admin
istration at Washington will set aside
this election, and again reduce Tennessee
!. to territorial condition, by appointing
military governor over her She has
been in the Union, under.'their own laws
for four years. Parscn Brownlow is ont
other Senators. 1t would be piece o.
audacity greater than the Washington
Congressional clique have ever perpe
trated, to attempt to interfere with thi:
election. They might as we'll seek to Sc
aside an election in Ohio if she had gone
Democratic. Any attempt to that enc
will accelerate the already rapid progres:
with which the proscriptionists are goine
to destruction.
We hope Ex-President Andrew John
son will be elected to the United States
Senate Will any one pretend that HI
was not aSouthern Union man durin!
the late war? Was not his loyalty Of tn
highest grade?
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JOlHNNY'S TROUBLES.

Mamma, what's zis on my apon!
Massey ap'on make me ky;
Naughty ap'ou awful 'ticky-
Putin lasses in my eye.
Go way, Ridget! Please don't wass me.
Don't want on no putty d'ssses,)
Dit me nudder piece of tandy,
Den be oor little pres-sus.
Mamma, gee zis naughty soo-string
Make poor Donny tumble down,
It's all b'oke-I want my Pop-pa
Buy me nudder, way down town.
Mamma, see 5is funny tub.
Donny hit it wiz his hammer;
Dess it's b'okc. Don't zip me. mamma,
If 90 do, tell my Damma.
Mamma, why don't kitty holler?
can't squeeze her any more,
More l squeeze, more she tumbles
Dood for Hothin' or or floor.
What 90 skeem for? Don't ky. Mamma!
Donny isn't naughty tall,
Donny loves e kitty awful
Wrap poor kitty in oor s'swl.
Mamma, dess I dottin' Sleepy;
Don't make Donny tate a napP
Tell me pooty tory, Mamma
Tate poor Donnie on oor lap.
Pooty Mamma, Blessed Mamma
Want d'iuk OUT Donny's mug
O dat button hurt mo dreffll!
OATS yight, Mamma--dim me hug!