The Cairo evening bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1868-1870, 1869-03-08
Josh billings GA kissing.

bayr written ESSAYS on kissing before this
one. but they didn't satisfy me nor dow
.hink this enc will, for the more man uu-
4ertakes tew tell about kiss the more be viii
-,ducc hi. Ignorance 90 science.
YIN kant analize a liss emmy more than VA
Kan the breath oy -four. lu kant tell what
makes ks. taste SO good emmy more than "a
ian peach,
Envy man who kan SGT down, whar il l.
cool and tell how kiss tastes. haint got emmy
more real flavor tew his mouth than knot
mole has Such % ph..I' wuu.on hesitate
.aw describe ParaA p % fust rate place for
garden sass.
The only way tew describe kiss is few
,eke ono. an then set down, awl alone, out OF
Inc draft, and smack your lips.
Ifyou kant satisfy yourself how kiss
,astes without takin another one, how on arth
kan va define it tew the next man.
/ want It understood that | am talking
about pure emotional kissing, that is born in
he heart. and flies tew the lips, like hum
ming bird tew her roost
Kissing nm unwilling pair ov lips is AZ
mean victory NJ Robin birds neat, and
kissing q pair ov willn ones IL about AZ un-
fragrant a recreation ~ making bokas out Of
dandel.ons
The kind oy kissing that l am talking
about IL the kind that must do it or spite.
II YOU search the Iekords ever so lively yu
kant find the author ov the fret kiss kissing,
ike much other things, IL anonymous.
But thar liz such nature in II, stitch world
Nv language without words, such heap NV
pathos without fuss. so much honey and so
little water, so cheap, so sudden and so neat q
mode Of striking up an acquaintance, that l
consider IL good purchase that Adam give
and got the fust kiss.
who kan imagine n greater lump of earthly
bliss reduced TO finer thing, than kissing
the only woman on earth in the garden OF
Eden.
Adam wasn't the man. don't believe 70
pass sich a hand.
/ don't know whether the old stock philoso-
phcrs ever kist emmy body or not ii they did
they probably did I, like drafting theorem
N a black board more for the purpose Of
proving something else.
do hate to see this delightful invisorating
beverage udul,cratcd; it j, ucktar for the
god; but avn often obliged 10 stand still
and see kissing did, and not TO say word,
shat hairt got any more novelty nor meaning
IA H. than throwing stones no % mark.
saw two hayden ladies kiss yesturday on
the north .il- oy Union square, . times in less
'hau 'en minute; they k.-t every time they
bil each other farewell. and then Immediate
.v though; ~ something clse they hgdu led.
I.NlAI n zen lNI liIe i.sf hF NI" W aNANHA llI'
E-iug way the result oy what they ,cd, or
Whist iasy said w.. tAc eject oy the kissing.
Il $50. a which and totler scene
CTOss-mateGyd Nlss.ng 10 undoubtedly the
strength .' 'hg grain. II j trcw, there j. ma
.tst.a s,gel h Against Two females kissing
-.-. .:..-, l-tl dom, t-.AA there Is much
.-.I.1 .ur .ulgs. .t IL done 70 keep tool, il
-5.r; end 'wo men E.sirs each other );
prime face evidence oi l.aI-tcaioEy.
Kissing that passes from parent 20 child
sr- larA again. seem. o. me u- necessary a.
.rtrrla.'cr. - DO h,zues. with; and kissinl
;ta, husbands give and take IL simply gather
NJ f.ye .Ta.t tssm one oWG plum tree tia
would otherwise drop ogh or BE- stolen.
Ti e-r- J au 3-.g o. h0lk,Ile o git ON
o. the corner that mi remark, have chase
ue into. tla. f.r ..r uv OBJ ..si u only ,ew /
lad once IN phellos l.fe IN the orIgina
package. and that j. when
SUt o. waste the time Oy the reader, ha
,hJt be,, not to finish the abuv sentence, b0I
ny that there amt 10 person ov good cdu
kashua and decent memory but what ks
-ccolcct the time / refer to, without emmy q
mi help.