Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1869-04-09
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How DID TT hitohed my chair close
up to horn, ahet my eyes, aud shudderingly
said "Sally, I've been laundering artor you
for a long time-that's sol Ilovo you from
she foot of your soul to the head of your
crown, and / don't keer who nose it," With
that she fetched a soroeoh, and artcr O while
she seq: "Uriah !"--"Sally seq l." eyes"
SEE she, hid-in' her face. "Glory, galory! p
SEE L. 81 can jump a ten rail fence" "IIoo.
ray.-hooray With that I sorter slosheo
myself down by her side and olinohed. Talk
about your nightblooming serious. o my /!
Q, broomstraw with sorgum lasses on 'em
AN 1rishman was employed to trim some
fruit.treos. IIo went in tho morning, and,
on returning at noon, was asked il he had
completed his work, "No," was the rcply
'but | have cut them all down, and am going
to trim them in the afternoon"
A "GooD HusBAND.-A lady advcrtiscs
for sale one baboon, three tabby oats and a
parrot. She states that being now married,
she has no further use for them, for the rea.
son that thoir amiablc qualities arc all com.
bincd in her husband.
CHRISTIAN graccs are like pcrfumes-the
more they arc pressed the swecter they smoll !;
like stars that shine brightest in the dark
like trees, the more they are shaken, tho deep.
or root they take, and tho more fruit they
bear.
WRITE your name with kindness, love and
mercy on the hearts of tho people you come
in contact with year by year, and you will
never DO forgotten.
Mother" said Ike Darlington, "did
you know that tho iron horse has but one
earl" "Onc car Meroiful gracious child,
what do you mean 7" Why, the engineer,
of course"
During his late administration, Prcsidcn.
johnson scnt to Congress 10 vctoes and 6
pocket" vctoes, while 16 bills became laws
without his signature.
A NEaREss, speaking of ono of her chill
dreu who was lighter-colored than tho rest.
said ~ nebbor could bear dat brat, 'eause.
he show dirt SO easy"
A CoUpLEr FOR YOUNG LAD1Es.-"Thc
best Of oil ways to longthen your days is to
so to bed early and never wear stays"
LORD Chesterfield once remarked that even
Adam, the first man, knew the value of DO.
Likeness, and allowed Eye to have. tho first
bite Of the apple
a LITTLE girl worn out By a long sermon,
observing the preacher gathering himself for
tho introduction of another ''point,'' exolaim.
ed: ooh mothorl he is not going to stop
at all. lie is swelling up again"
Iowa roads are said to be so bad that birds
cannot fly over them.
If you would pass for moro than your val.
nc, say little. 1t is easier to look wise sl,an to
talk wise.
An Iowa editor dislikcs young married
couples because they arc SO apt to give
themselves heirs"
J The " best illustrated paper out"-a bank.
note.
DEATH elects tho Christian from q decay.
ing cottage, and carries him to an ctoral pal
ace.
AN lrishman called in great haste upon the
doctor, saying: "Bo jabers, my bow Tim
has swallowed o mouse p "Then, be iabers,"
said the Doctor, "toll your boy TIM to swal.
low a cat"
s6S~ Ten years ago the St. Louis papers
contained the card of Boggs & Grant, real es.
tate agents. Grant is now Pres dent of the
United States. Where's Boggs?
How docs q horse regard a man ? As tho
source of all his whoes.
|. A high rent-a hole in tho crown OF your
hat.
DemOrest's Monthly Magazine.