The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1869-12-25
PhEfan1hrOpastry.

business tEreat Cuban Meetings IN all
the sanity sink-holes of bogus charity an
Pharisaical hypocrisy Beecher presiding
and spouting at Patriot Rallies u A
mighty whine and howl, from +" loyal " Mas
tyehusetts throats, about the struggles, woes
and heroism of the oppressed Antilles
Oh, the vile double tongued, dough h-faced
hellions Patriots r " Oppressed islands,
" Struggling heroes" indeed Here's your
Phianthropastry The simon pure
snOoifie snoot articlel Fresh from the sane
titled, deviI-warmcd moral ovens of Boston
Gushes of affection, aud cargoes Of proYis-
ions and muskets, for the suffering Greeks
-HOgsheads of sentimental sorghum, rhe-
tOrIcal sweetness, and steamer-fulls of fill
busters and cannon, for the Patriot Gu
bans '-Shiploads of red flannel shirts and
tracts on predestnation, for the young can
nibals on the banks of the Niger and Zam
bezi-Sympathy and testaments, for the be
nighted Hindoos aud Siamese-0verhowing
tenderness for Hayti, Hungary, Poland and
the Sandwich Islands-BuncOmbe Congress
sional Resolutions, in behalf of Ireland
Fat, tender, juicy missionaries, in prime
order for barbecuinc, for the Caribs, Feeiees
and New Zealanders-And naught but ha
tired, persecution and abuse, Satrap bayonets,
disfranchise confiscation, damnatien,
and an occasional shipment of strumpets
~
lions of their own flesh and blood, in the
South-THIs IS Purisatanic Phiianthropas
try
Ears acute, and hearts and purses open
to every whimper of distress, that comes
across the ocean, from any heathenish, un-
pronOunceable Afghanistan, Beloochistan,
Timbuctoo or BOuria ola-Gha-But grind
stone Gizzards, sole-leather consiences, and
ears of lead, to the wailings of their own
crushed, despairing, perishing brethren
and Il" sisters This is the acme of devil
hatched "deOwn east Philanthropastry
Thirty years Of lachrymose harangues and
lugubriOus dissertations, on the imaginary
sufferings of the oppressed and down tram
pied African brother; loud professions Of
heuevolence; anti-cruelty-tO animals" So
cicties; bran bread whangdoodle sermons
and shifting prayers-Four years Of slaugh-
ter, outrage and devastation; Il million and
q half Of human lives; three millions of
widows and orphans; deluge of blood, ra
pine and horror, at which all creation stood
aghast; to tear a race Of tailless baboOns from
comfortable homes end kind protectors, and
turn them out upon the highways of the
world, helpless, hungry, naked beggars and
vagabOnds-THIs Is the sublimest, noblest,
can t-iy any higher on mortal win gs-est eli
max of MASSACHUSETTS pslam- twang and torch
prayer-book and-dagger Pbilanthropastry
It's all a smiling, lying, trumpet-tooting
cheat a ravening wolf whose faugs and
claws are scarcely covered by a amb-like
fleece And Beecher, Sumner, Garrison,
Phillips, and the whole vile crew of % Gu
ban-sympathizing niger freers, know it to
the bottom of their false souls-if they've
got souls at all; land the devil won't get his
dues, if they haven'tD
Tenderness for " oppressed nationalities
struggling to be free Sympathy for rebels
Everywhere but at home No, no, We
generation of Doodle istic vipeTs! Don't
try to pass any of your sympathetic She
nanniran on us What are the Cubans
| - Rebels against government which is to-
day, far less despotic, far less degrading, far
less cruel, grasping ard barbarous, than
that which curses ten millions Of our coun-
| trymen in Free Americana You ask US
to aid THEIR cause We're a reconstruct
| ed, - loyal man, so-called; and can never
l." sympathize with Rebels or aid and
abet I" " Rebellionr' Sympathy, even for
ones own flesh and blood, is an unpardon-
| able, DISTINGUISHING CRIME in the blissful
| dominlons of t. fletcher and Rodman, the
/ Felons And YOU have made it so! IF
we dare not feel for our own brethren, at
| home, how can you expect US to do so, for
| the brindle-eolored dwellers in the AntiiIean
! Archipelago
"Rebel-Patriots indeed What are we,
then? If Treason and " Rebellion "
make Patriots" and " Heroes" in Cuba,
what do they make in Carolina, Mississippi,
! Tennessee or Missouri Oh, Jackobin, Pur-
| itan Consistency" you're a brick-and
about as plentiful hen-teeth, or North
Methodist circus riders in the New Jerusa-
lem Selah