The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1869-08-18

Sheet-music-snoring. = -ll.
Paper-cuffs- Newspaper attacks. 10
A superior corn-extractorLThe
crow f7aH .oef ci 3 1iiEla icG
The child of the sea-The harbof4
buoy. -.-7-q-oo 10
A little man cannot lie "Iongp in
bed. = -.
.Ringleader-Th The parson at the mar
r1age service,
Old maids disproYe the proYerbz
Man proposes" ''1' q y
Sleight-of-hand4Declinin a mat
rimonial offer. "s5-r. = Ea3m
Cuba-"The land of the flea, and
the home of the slave. .''a.gda1fzsq O
The bored Of education 2schoolboyIs
on simmer afternoon. stag te5a. p.
Babies are the coupons attached to
the bonds of matrimOny. The inter-
est due at random.
Ifyop. and your sweetheart vote
upon the marriage qaestion, you for
it, and she against it. don't flatter
yourself as TO its being tie. .,.-7 a.,
Them soldiers must be an awful
dishonest set, I" said an. old lady, ''for
not night seems to pass that some
sentry is notrelieved of his watch. %
3 a bacheloryin Commenting upon
the large amount which Queen Vic
tOrIa saves annually from her salary,
remarked that ':there was q widow
worth going for. ".50,. -'a'.'o mop {.
The Soung man of the period says,
there is one particularly good point
in voyage across the ocean. which
is, that one can get as tight as he
pleases every day, and every body
thinks he's only sea-sick. g. '''.' 'o'
Two Englishmen travelled three
days together in a stage coach with
out exchanging word. On the
fourth day one of them remarked to
che other that it was fine morning.
"Nnd who said it wasn't ?" was the
reply. oai ai ssa-i 9W 5ld
A gentleman, givinga IeetuFepto
some boys, was explaining how no
one could live without air. He, then
said: "You have all heard of a man
droWning-how does that happen ?''
The ready answer was: F'CauseI he
can't swim."- .ss .f..z.r.s.,.z,.-, .t,r,s
Ai,man who cheats in small meas
ure IS a measureless rogue. Ir- he
gives short measure in wheat then
he is rogue in grain. Hin whisky,
then he is a7rogue IN spirit. If he
gives q bad title to land, then he is a
rogue indeed. f4, +...+......----,.--
.Afriend asked little girl: which
| do you love best, your cat or your
doll ?" The little girl thought some
time before answering, and then
whispered in the ear of her question:
er: II love my cat best, but please
don't tell dolly" ~. ~ 9''o 80 !
Soon after the appearance Of Mad
anne de Stael's novel, DeLphine,, in
which she IS said to have. introduced
Talleyrand ia the character of an old
woman, she ventured to ask him
what he thought of. the book, YsDeL
21hine, - he replied;y "that is the work,
is it not, in which, you and [ are ex,
hibited in the disguise of females %
A constable pursued a thief, who
took. refuge on stump In a swamp,
and pulled up after him the raiT on
which he went OUT The following
'1SightabIe -conversable @9non.est,
eome-at-able . in b swampua : = up
stumpum-ralio.' -, --i - = -
o 1t is'said that when Lord Byron
sent to hiswife the we'll rknown touch;
ing lines, IL h3Ilisaa33 s,1a95..,J al Z
| -..l Stare thee. well and, if for, eYer,g,-
Still for ever fare the well l"'i-gt.1I
He inclosed in the same envelope q
grocer's bin with the pencille remark
FsPlease look over this; I don't think
we had 50 much cheese.n slH3mu2Of
IA son ofBaeehus who had dranh
deeply of his faYorite potations once
missed his footing at the top of the
hotel stairs, and affer several gyra
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