The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1869-10-19

L-tln3o. k t.a,h lius s.se.ca.
lyom pole % poie
The flowers u speech spring irom
The root - tie tongue
6alioiing consumption dinner At
4 railroad restaurant
lAsonle word with women the
last one
What Is everybody doing at the
sane t4me Growing old
The Enost steaifssi followers Of our
fortunes Our creditors
4 yasn 10 comhAny generally in.
Gates gap IN the eopvafsAtlon
When does crlmnAl reseuble an
old book WAen 4 is hoand over
N4uus is a rock from which re-
bounds AL tho ARROWS shot against a.
-Nhy cant a locometlvs SIT dawL ?
Because 1t has a isnder heh,nd
III temper puts az many briefs In
the lawyers hsg as Injustice
II yon desire to compose anything
eaeciual begin composing yourself.
Give your sou trade aud you do
more FOR him than by giving him for.
ture
a coal bed Ia feet thick has been
discovered underlying tho city Of Prov.
idonce
Agriculture is the most healthful,
the most useful, and the most noble EN-.
ployment Of man
BE temperate in dit our FIRST pa.
rents alto themselves out Of house aud
home
Here's 10 Internal improvement
az Dobbs said when ho swallowed dose
Of salts,
An old maid, speaking Of marriage,
says lts like any other disease while
there's life there's hope.
The Memphis San calls very
black negro, the "yiviGed butt end Of
midnight
~ bat medicine does man take
when he has cross wife He takes
elixir.
Industry must prosper. as the
man said when holding the baby while
his wife chopped wood
"A traveller across tho continent
mentions game as scarce on the Pacific
slope, euchre beng the most abundant.
Why is q married man like a can
die Because he sometimes goes out
when he ought not 10,
Amt IL wicked to rob this hen
roost, Jim2 All | Bob, that's a great
moral question. Hand down t'other
pulet
He who tells lie IL not sensible
how great a task he undertakes, for he
must be forced to tell twenty more To
MAINTAIN It,
How to make the winter pass quick
ly: Give note to the bank for ninety
days, and spring will come as soon as
you are prepared for II.
Boiled cnssedntss with the scum
on, is what Wisconsin editor calls be-
ing buekod off the sidewalk by platoon
OF pretty girls,
A chandler having had eoma cand.
les stolen, a person bid him be of good
cheer, Tor in a short time they will nli
come TO light.
Why are all washerwomen great
travellers ? Because they are continu-
ally crossing the line aud running from
pole to pole
Mamma mamma / beloved the
angel Of the household from the top Of
the stairs, Im mad, aud Hannah won't
pacfy me
"A sailor, recently landed seeing
little lady with large muif, politely Of.
fered 10 carry il for ber as he waa 90.
ing the same way
whole Of You, said an urclnn To some
sticks OF peppermint candy III a confoc-
toner window
IAN lusnnau who was drinking the
health Of q bishop gave this toaati
MAY your RHerence i've 90 eat the
old hen that crows over your grave
To be a model Farmer implies tho
best oi faculties, because ~ agriculture
one has the greatest number Of compel
itors aud the fewest Wei settled, trust
worthy inaxims.
Not having heard from the debat-
ing societies in relation TO the comm.
drum, Why do hens lay eggs IN the
daytime 2 cotemporary answers, be-
cause at night they are roosters.
MANY Of our readers who have yis-
tied niagara Falls will agree with Marx
Twain, who said that tho FIRST time ho
was there the hackfares were 80 much
higher than tho Falls that the Falls ap-
| peared insignificant.
A young man speaking Of a young
| beauty's fashionable hair, called Il pure
gold. 1T ought to be-" quoth an old
bachelor, III looks looks like twenty
four carrots
The leaves are human natured
kind Of things Drinking TO excess
the falling dews Of night, they already
show the effects of their dissipation by
turning red in tho face. aud zigzag
their way TO tho ground.
--Iae editor Of the Springfield (Mo. }
Leader has been advertisiug for boy
TO learn the printers trade, and on
Thursday his wife dlied the order for
him, which shows that advertising pPys.
An Indian town boasts giant who
has by his groat size sanqnished the
I ague. The embarrassing affliction At
tackled him the other day aud worked
four days to shake birn over, but failed
aud left in disgust.
The papers relate an anecdoLs OF a
beautiful young lady who tecomo
Blind. having recovered her sight after
marrige. Where upon Snooks wieled'
ly obaeryes that il ~ 10 uncommon
thing for people u have their eyes
opened by matilnoDs
A gentleman ID California eIcoun.
tered panther. oi which he snbae'