Cedar Falls gazette. [volume] (Cedar Falls, Iowa) 1860-1895, 1869-04-02
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j Bacheloric exclamation---''a lass ~
AEaidenly exclamation-'ah men!"
I Kansas is about. to go-niore largely
than ever BEFORE into the culture OF
fgrapcs. ,~,s~-r
Petroleum n. Nasty continues to
/. ',cnssl' Canaan for two hundred dol
lars c night. or less. -..SGc"
They that spend their days in faith
and prayer, shall end their days in
peace aid comfort, ...
Charles Lever has Published new
book called, "a Rent in n Cloud"
/ This. is considered high rent.
The daily business Of the gambling
hells in Helena, Montana, averages
$3.50, 900 in gold dust and green backs.
- OF accrtain music teacher, convict
ed of -swindling, the Judge gravely
remarked: THE whole tenor Of his
life has Leen base"
4 young lady Of Staunton, Va,
Keeps list of. her male acquaintance
in q pocket diary and calls it her de-
votiopal him book.
At one birth, last week, fruitful
mother In Lillian, Mimi, brought
forth four boys. Within forty-eightf
hours they were buried in one grave. !
"4OF she goes" said lady. speak
ing-of the train as 1t was starting.
"You have mistaken the gender,
madam, "a gentleman said; '.'this is
n mail train."'
A Boston paper gives currency to
the statement that the vestry of a
church in Wilbraham, Mass, has
been transferred into a velocipeae
riding school.
Concord, \. H., Claims the "cham-
pion accidentalist," in the person of
man who has broken all arm, leg,
his collar bone, and lost the sight Of
one eye, all By accident. i
Babies have q commercial value in
Cheyenne. A bankrupt but thirsty
individual borrowed one from his
mother, and obtained dollars worth
of whisky by putting it in pawn.
The following suggestive notice
was posted in the Westleld Mass. }
Post Office; "Wanted to find (by q
single gentleman hand without a
mitten. Information may be left at
the Post Office"
4 gentle swain, enamored, of Miss
Bread, perpetrates The following:
While bellies their lovely graces spread,
And fops around them flutter, e VI
| I'll be content with Anna Bread,f, . ~
And wos't haze any Sat hes ~ :" -.s ,s 4
Rather singular notice appears in
one of the New York papers: The
person who left human leg on thei
roof OF the building No. % Irving
place, on Wednesday, can obtain the
same by applying at the above num-
her,"
A wise old gentleman, who knew
all about it, on retiring from his
business, gave the following sage adj
vice to his son and successor: Com.
mon sense, my son, is valuable in ALI
sorts of business-cxcept loYe-mak-
ing" ... .':., ~.
On Thursday last shrcwd fellow
bought three ounces of gold dust
from a Baltimore jeweller for $50,
then skilfully mixed Herewith q lot |
of brass filings, and sold the mass to
another jeweller in the same city for
81, 700 cash.
Acouple in "high social position"
in New Orleans, recently presented
themselves at one of the, fashionable |
churches in that city, and were mar.
ried. AT the close of the ceremony,
the husband informed his wife that
they separated there, and that she
should never see his face again. He
walked of, she tainted, and observers
speculated vainly upon the mystery.
Discussing os feas, Josh Billings
says: "They bite wus than the mus
keetoze, for they bite on a run, one
flea will 90 all over q mans suburbs
in~2 minits. ] don't suppose there is
killed on an average, during emmy
one year, more than 1G feas in the
whole ov the United States ov Amer
lea, unless there is casualty ov
some kind-oace in a while dog
gifts drowned sudden, aud then there
may be few feas lost"
VIM. Crockett, of Mitchell, Indi-
ana, supplemented cruel beating of
his seven year old son by kicking
him into the fire, on Friday last, after
which he tortured the child by APP
plying thorny switch to its bars
flesh. On Saturday he was arrested. |
That night a crowd of citizens took
him from iail, stripped and tied him