The democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1868-1874, 1869-09-20
Ladies' Column.

A western reporter calls marriage IL
censea u preliminary way bill to be freight
ed over the sea Of life together"
There IS said to be no cure for rod hair
but death.
tits suggested that lady dissolved in
tears makes ali eligible water front.
"Firtation walk is now matched by
the Engaged piazza' at n Saratoga ho-
tel.
The best food for estranged lovers
Cold meets.
A Wisconsin woman was mother be
fore she was II, twice married before she
was 81, aud grandmother at 35.
Mrs. Commodore Vanderbilt will be en-.
titled to seven per cent. interest on
S33 1888 1888 3Si on tho death Of her
husband.
The "paregoric wedding" is the latest
novely and isthc first on the list. Itis
given onthc first anniversary Of n mar.
ried couple who have been meantime
blessed with an heir.
Madame Iaclede is the name Of tile VIC.
man who keep, the largest harem in Pa
ris. She boasts in her circulars that
representatives Of all nations may be found
among her girls.
Two New York women fought prize
fight last week. for so cents q side, and
spent the scakes in mutual whiskcy.
Ono of tho Judges in the New York
police court recently confessed that he
did not know which would demoralizc
young girl tile most-liviug with cler.
gyman or going to the pcnitcntiury. Hs
sent her to the latter experinen.ally.
There is said to be young ladyin JEFF
fersouvillc who can easily swim across the
Ohio river and back again without stop
ping to rest.
Susan Anthony has been down to Long
Branch brcasting the billows. She didnt
hurt them much, for Susan is not much
on the breast.
And now Anna Dickinson is riding
"a.straddlc" up the Yo Semitic Valley,
with bloomer pants on.
A girl in Waco, Texas, creased her
hair with kerosene oil to attend fashion,.
able party, where she got warmed up. and
the oil took fire. She went home bald rs-
her papPy.
Two young ladies Of Albany are match.
ed to chew wax agains. tine, best two in
three to corsets. While they are thus
waxing each other their bcaux will have
a resting spell. No Shenanucgan.
Foo'--accs between girls arc great at.
fractions at Iowa cattle.show,. The girls
are said to run like wide.awakes to free
lunch
An oil millionaire's daughter at Sarato-
ga sings two songs night and day-all she
knows. The old man says he paid $4,000
to learn her music, aud she's got to sing
or bust.
A political economist says everything
Should be made to tell. y majority Of
people particularly young ladics-ao it
without any compulsory measures.
A two.lIcadcd girl is exhibiting az
Providence. What millinery bill her
future husband will have to pay.
Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, has moro
grass widows to the acre than any place
iu the United States.
\ The Greenfield, Massachusetts,. Gazette
says--''lt takes lon minutes 10 marry
couple in this county, but to separate ivo
couples by divorce. it took but fifteen. or
three minutes to a couple, III the Supreme
Court last week" -
Dame Runor announces that hcro are
at one Saratoga hotel forty women wllo
weigh over $50 pounds each-all Of whom
are there for their health.
Doctor" snid lady, II want you to
prescribe for me"
"1'hcre is nothing the mat cr,madam,"
said the doctor, after feeling her pulse,
"ycu only need rest"
"Now. doctor. just look at my tonguc'
Sbe persisted Just look at it--just Look
at it! Now. what does that need :"
II think that needs rest, too,' replied
the doctor.
Dr.. Mckinney, an, aged and reverend
Presbyterian. one of The prosecutors Of
Mr.. Linn in tho recent trial, is reported
to have uttered the following ale knew
from pleasant experience forty years aco
that young ladies' would struggle cy,
when they did not object to being kissed.
They struggled that there might be more
hug ;ing done"
An Austrian woman has boen arrested
ior The horrible offence Of bleeding yonng
girls nud drinking their blood to replen.
.sl, her own, supply. On being detected