Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1869-11-20
DIR. French's
ANODYNE ELIXIR,
The Ne Plus Ultra Of Remedies.

II will make more cures and in les time
than any remedy ever offered 10 the afflicted
Ii cures chronic aud 6ammalory rheumatism
no matter OF bow long standing. II Will cure
any and all cases of ID ptberia, in IT'S most ma
hgnant forms, in one day-we will warrant 1t
in any case if directions be strictly followed. IL
cures Sick or Nervous Headache IN ~ minutes.
IL will cure the Toothache IN one minute. IL
cur Pl, urlSy ard Pneumonia, clieclually, IN
- hours, and frequently in half the time. IL
cures Asthma and Bronct titus when all other
remedies fail. Ii cures Dyspepsia. Palpitatlon
Of the Heart, Liver Complaint and Indigestion,
in less time and moro permanently than any
other remedy in the world. II has been used
successfully N several cases OF analysis. One
or two teaspoonsiul will eilectualIy cure any
case Of Diarrhoea or DySentery. II cures ordI
nary Coughs and Colds IN one nIght-never
fails. Ii cures Neuralgia this troublesome AMI
most painful OF all diseases permanently aud
cfec,ually in two or three applications. II has
never failed. Let all who doubt this Try ii free
of charge. In Sore aud Weak Eyes It never
fails To effect cure 10 four or five application
some # Il Csc were of 20 and % years stands
ing. We bave t;eated many cases Of Deafness
with success, with only one exception. For
Burns, Scalds, SprsinS, Bruises end Fresh
Wounds II IL lie best remedy ever used. II
cures Spinal Affections, no matter OF how long
duration, and Is the only remedy ever invented
that cures all cases OF that kind. Tho inventor
is fully satisfied that it will cure any case oil
Scrofula. though be has never had all opportunl-
ty'oi testing II, say c IN O., case, child years
old, which had been soIely afflicted Tor } years
-Four bottles were used internally and externally
and permanent cure was the result. Cases OF
Cholera Nor US have been tr,at"d successfully.
In every case almost instantaneous relief was
given. There are great many other diseases
that this popular remedy will cure, such as
Collie, Cramps, &c, which we think il IS no
necessary TO mention in detail here, In concIu.
sion We wish 1t distinctly understood that we
have RETAINED from saying or Iecomn ending
this celebrated AnodyLe Elixir for any thing
but what we know, from actual experience, and
arc fully prepared 10 prove all the assertions we
make.
We believe that il is the best and safest fam
ily medicine ever presented TO the people and
that no family will be without 1t as soon as It's
virtues are known.
n. B. No IerSon must expect one bottle to
cure case of rheumatism or Spinal Affection
OF years Stdnding-though III many cases one
bottle will make all ELECT al cure-but continue
the use Of it until cure is effected, which will
undoubtedly he the case.
10 Original Certificates are in our posses
sion from hundreds who have been cured, per-
manently, by this invaluable remedy, tEo or
more OF which will appear each week, hereafter,
in tie stanton VindcHtor.
Ct Try One Bottle of the Great American
Discovery of 1868.
Agents wanted in all the principal Cities and
Towns IN the United States to sell tn is celchra-
ted Anudync Elixir. Address
DIR. FRENCH,
Lock Box ~, Stanton, Va.
July 81, 1869. Cn
o. For sale by Henry Billings, Shop
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