Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1869-11-19
MRa,'x xRAaEtaaToN, ,SHoPP1s sa.tyI.C Come,
Ike, get your basket and let's propol to
town. dNVeINop ,s
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doSeaosell pqtasosel%'eaya "a
"Do you mean, madame, To iheult me p
s"waiB I would like to, cit,sul, YOU about
sstias'a a,'aonnpl4'of p!oks:: Ik,, bring about
ssBas mud ape e 4 I'VE, esa an,s devil POTATOES,
Tho!told you we sdld potatoes2' IN ,,.. ,a, -,
sSQar adyerrttiseluept!It ,rts slp certainly says no
oGsRq. dom %,'iik Ike, cone here, m , aDiantyou
read 70 NE the other night about this new new
millinssrynstore having conceived q new as.
sortIMafslPitt St poottpt'es fron, Now York 2"
"Thsre, i,now.;, you 1nee5nt BE- skeered, I
ain't}no revenue deceptive ens, ~ !,
'"Miadame you have made a mistake Our
adver,iseqfnt abaounoes yfpr sslolpalpitaters,
9 new Ht'cle Of female apparel with which
young ladies', whose boso~s:a :aretuot fully de-
veloped. are enabled to beautfy their forms,
and render perceptible the affectionate emo
tons Of sheif hsafts.s sHspoei they Sare called
palpitaters." ",gqt
"Ls me !! your advertisement dln't say
about parallels enveloping female sbosenis, ind
show their notions of affection. Nov if you
denounce them as bosom pitatets you'd be
more iptetlifient, Well, I'm after stomach
pitatefs,S ,Swhioh Il shavs more affection for, be
sides my bpsohi fs paral enough and asprc.
tend fortlic future TO keep, it so. without put.
ting pitatera in it, anyhow, Goodbye, Mrs.
Alilliner Come Ike. let's trany"
Gosa Br1lfsdJo " MAs-fhe
live man IL like ~ pig; he is weaned young,
and begins fur tolroot early ga.,,<l5r
Heis thepepper sass Of creation--theSa
spiect Of the world '}i,a :, ,uuiI >..,lrIir
The ltian who can draw New Orleans mo
lasscs, in January, thru a hnlf inch auger
hole, and sing Home Sweet Home, while
they nre running, may be strictly honest. but
he aint suddent for this scli.nnte
'"' The live man is as fall Of Dizziness as the
conductor OF % street ear; he is often like
hornet, very 'bizzy; but about what nobody
dkrows. n..
! lie litcs up like cotton factory, and 'nn't
got'any more time!to spare than y seEool. buy
has Saturday afternoon.R
''' lie is like dtcoy duck--always above the
water: ut least, eighteen morlths during the
year. ~
He is like orunaway ,hoss-7he gets the
while Jf the |rond! l.
He isthe American pet--a perfect nyste.
ry to foreigners; but has done more with
charconD to work out the greatness of this
conntry than any otl,er man in it,
lie don't always die rich, but always meets
death like an oyster--without any fuss.
f-'-2.- b..
A MAJORITY Of the Chinese women who
now arrive At San Francisco are the wives Of
men already established iu tile State, and
bring with them their chill iren aud household
goods, and settle down With their husbands to
an honest life.
IT is slid that man III Lowell. Massachu
setta, has invented sc IRE crow that is NO
hidaons that crows all around thers are car.
ryipg back the cnrn they stole last suGmrr
New Orleans has found it out. aud is nnxinus.
lyIwiiting t" see ifit won't frighten Butler in
to carrying back thos" spoons 'o
HENRY WARD BEEciIER says: at is a
great gift to be born rich in the eyes and ears.
'Some'mcn t1ave cnrried before hem al end
Iass procession, 1f beauty There are, charms
for them where others perceive bsrrreRness.
There is q ,eoneert in the ,pir all the time for
those whose ears are tuned aright. Trees
harp for them, winds, roll their tunes musi.lly.
aud birds and insseis fli up the orchestra"
MAKE the farm. earn n,'iits 'iits sow,himproyemen,s
aud you will'beahappy. It You know nm in.
vestmept must p,yt'ats slesstsl0 5per cent gn
in for it, Ifts Win pay2s0 SySu' may borrnw
money tomHke,ibt If you'wish to make farm
ing pay. sprnd no money fnr extras or. if
you 40 So 90 not charge It to the farm.
EvEN SU--Josh Billings says :,nf,Thrre's
pts Of people in this world who o0yet mia
fortune, just for The luxury ofgruuting."
The President, il his coming lnteesssnee, nteess Il
is understood, will recommend tint tho inser.
nal revenue tariff remain utiaisturbed, tor one
year, after, which time the Administration
jHhhse1ths public debt 1sclI iii hand 81
that mateiial reduction of taxation can he
allowed without ele'rm9ntI YNAIg
Ex.PREsIDENrR,crces estate is estimated
at $4,000, 900, the bulk Eof ~hioh will prob,-
by 6, ton nephew, who is buiug educ tied
at Princeton Coileg, ut the exp use OF,
late President. '.l..tr Iljn y
AN indignant father, osned the wrong love er|
im San Frucisco. the other evening ! and g..t
Oft oheap with M apology. nna.,.u'mS'i
,SuITs have been brought to CONTEST the
tiae.q OF the United States to the land Of tI,to
AshldFeerrssoayillo ~ Fersso cemetery. .,l,'" h l"''t~
FIFE total valuation Of Chioagos'is now
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