The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1869-10-29
HOPING THESE FEW LINES

-Bclle-a female boss of the situation.
-Genersl Beanregard 10 about to marry.
Peabody will winter in South France.
Eastern beauties eat soap TO cure freck-
les.
The Pope expects to live ten years lon-
ger.
Dressed to kill--an' Indian with his to.
mahawk.
Queen Victoria will pass Christmas iu
Germany.
The old are mowu down-thc young
cradled up.
-Ou'r,ge on the high C-the efforts of
opera singers.
Mrs. Abraham Lincoln II living at Frank
fort, Germany.
-Eugenie wears what Vas once Joseph's
engagement ring.
Susan B. Anthony drinks. P. S.-her
beverage is coffee.
Low ncckcd shirts are the latest style
for nice young men.
-Bcechcr caus slt the hay fever by taking
his text from Timothy.
- Should old acquaintance be forgot :"
Not if they have money.
The Pilgrims Progress" has been
translated into Chinese
"A son of q. W. Holmes is private secrc-
tary for Charles Sumner.
The Couldocks were playing at tic
Adclphi, Boston, October ~.
Fisk, Jr's guiding star is solitaire dis.
rnond shirt pin worth $780,
France has S37 theatres; Italy, EOS:
Spain, lGs. aud England, $50.
Miss Brmldon's insanity in no way in
tcrfcres with her novel writing.
The Cincinnati Opera House has Lcen
transformed into Bible House.
Why is an ovcr-workcd horse like N
umbrella? Because it is used ~.
Two things that can't safely Lc calcu.
lated upon-lightning and jurics.
of three hundred Presbyterian minis
tcrs in Canada, only nine arc d. D's.
The new chignon is out II hangs down
tl,c back, and costs 81. flax; <c5, hair.
Why is q bcaf steak like locomotive!
It's no, of much account without its tender:
When pretty girl falls in love with \
lucky Irishman, her heart always GOES pity
Pat.
Providence, Rhode Island. in proportion
to its population, is the wealthicst cit, in the
Union.
"A sister of General Buell. is Sister Celia,
Superior of tho Sisters Of Providence, 1t
indianapolis.
"A married man is said to hc like can.
dlc-hc sometimes goes out at night when
be ought not to.
The New York Maj. says beautiful
young lady has mace $s50, 600 by the recent
gold speculation.
The Surgeon of Empress Eugcnic, DR.
Marion Sins, is in New York, looking after
her visit next spring.
--Ninon dc rEnclos defines kiss: An
aims which enricl,cs him vii" receives with.
out impovcrishiDg him who gives"
Tho queen Of Prussia gives five hundred
dollars to every woman in the Kingdom who
has given birth to twelve children.
--llora.io Seymour, ono Of the leading
dairymcn of New York, predicts that his
State will 80 Democratic by $1,000 major.
ity.
-' Mamma! mamma ~ beloved the an.
gel of the household from the top Of the
stairs, "I'm mad, and Hanr Oh won't pacify
me-"
"A ncwshoy in New York the other day,
was heard crying out, "'Erc's your Police
Gazette. Mother one of them things by
Missus Stowe"
--Volta;rc said of Madcmoiscllc dc Livcy
"Shc was so beautiful that raised my long,
thin body. and stood before her like point
Of admiration ~
The new Republican paper Of Louisville
Kentucky, will be started about the lst Of
December. Colonel Croxton, of Paris, Ken
lucky, will be its editor.
"A scnti mental chap intends to petition
Congress for grant to improve the channel.
of affection, 50 that hcnceforth the course ol
true love may run smooth.
"A fashion authority states that the fash
ion for coats this fall will be good dca
like that for last fall. especially with thos'
who have to wear last fails coats.
General George B.. Mcclellan and fami
~, and General Marcy, father Of Mrs. Nc
Clellan, have engaged quarters st the Metro
politan Hotel, Washington, and will epcnt
the winter in that city.
An old stable keeper IN England say
he has never had bad foot on his horsc
since he commenced the practice of bedinl
on thick layer Of sawdust. Pine sawdus
he finds the best, oak tho worst.
The Boston Pbss svess that 1t Cal,inc
meeting in Washington, last week, severa
| of the members had to be introduced to tn
President; It was 20 long since he had see'
them he had forgottcn their names
General LADDERS war horse says neigl
to tho story that he is doing hack duty il
Boston. He is enjoying the luxurious horse
piiality of . New Hampshire farmer, M
takes life with the utmost equinc.tmity.
Mark Twain is incubating industriousl.
at Elmira, New York, on bis new lecture
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